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1 00:00:01,034 00:00:02,002 [theme song] [theme song]
2 00:00:02,035 00:00:03,670 ♪ He is here he is there ♪ ♪ He is here he is there ♪
3 00:00:03,703 00:00:04,971 ♪ He is everywhere ♪ ♪ He is everywhere ♪
4 00:00:05,005 00:00:09,876 ♪ And when you need him he'll be around ♪ ♪ And when you need him he'll be around ♪
5 00:00:09,909 00:00:14,909 ♪ Droopy the Master Detective Hound ♪ ♪ Droopy the Master Detective Hound ♪
6 00:00:16,383 00:00:19,252 ♪ You can run but you can't hide ♪ ♪ You can run but you can't hide ♪
7 00:00:19,286 00:00:22,856 ♪ 'Cause he will be right there at your side ♪ ♪ 'Cause he will be right there at your side ♪
8 00:00:22,889 00:00:25,725 ♪ Climb the mountain cross the sea ♪ ♪ Climb the mountain cross the sea ♪
9 00:00:25,758 00:00:29,429 ♪ Droopy is keepin' ya company ♪ ♪ Droopy is keepin' ya company ♪
10 00:00:29,463 00:00:32,132 ♪ You can holler you can even hammer ♪ ♪ You can holler you can even hammer ♪
11 00:00:32,165 00:00:33,300 ♪ But if you break the rules ♪ ♪ But if you break the rules ♪
12 00:00:33,333 00:00:35,302 ♪ They will put you in the slammer ♪ ♪ They will put you in the slammer ♪
13 00:00:35,335 00:00:38,238 ♪ Is that the trouble if you break the law? ♪ ♪ Is that the trouble if you break the law? ♪
14 00:00:38,271 00:00:41,107 ♪ Droopy and Dripple are at the door ♪ ♪ Droopy and Dripple are at the door ♪
15 00:00:41,141 00:00:42,909 ♪ He is here he is there ♪ ♪ He is here he is there ♪
16 00:00:42,942 00:00:44,444 ♪ He is everywhere ♪ ♪ He is everywhere ♪
17 00:00:44,478 00:00:49,216 ♪ And when you need him he'll be around ♪ ♪ And when you need him he'll be around ♪
18 00:00:49,249 00:00:54,249 ♪ Droopy the Master Detective Hound ♪ ♪ Droopy the Master Detective Hound ♪
19 00:00:54,454 00:00:55,655 Book him. Book him.
20 00:00:55,688 00:00:58,958 ♪ Droopy the Master Detective Hound ♪ ♪ Droopy the Master Detective Hound ♪
21 00:01:00,994 00:01:03,029 And I'm in the show too, you know. And I'm in the show too, you know.
22 00:01:03,063 00:01:04,297 [bell ringing] [bell ringing]
23 00:01:04,331 00:01:07,181 Screwball Squirrel! Screwball Squirrel!
24 00:01:09,903 00:01:12,903 [instrumental music] [instrumental music]
25 00:01:15,909 00:01:18,878 [birds chirping] [birds chirping]
26 00:01:18,912 00:01:20,780 (Dweeble) 'Ah, spring is here' (Dweeble) 'Ah, spring is here'
27 00:01:20,813 00:01:23,149 'and love is in the air. Woo-hoo.' 'and love is in the air. Woo-hoo.'
28 00:01:23,183 00:01:26,019 And I'm going to see my little love muffin And I'm going to see my little love muffin
29 00:01:26,052 00:01:28,054 my Liebchen. my Liebchen.
30 00:01:28,088 00:01:30,190 What a cutie pie. Listen to this. What a cutie pie. Listen to this.
31 00:01:30,223 00:01:33,360 "To Dweeble, Love, Poopsie." Mwah! "To Dweeble, Love, Poopsie." Mwah!
32 00:01:33,393 00:01:34,994 There's something about her looks There's something about her looks
33 00:01:35,028 00:01:38,664 that drives me crazy! that drives me crazy!
34 00:01:38,698 00:01:42,302 Rumpley, while I'm visiting my little Weiner schnitzel Rumpley, while I'm visiting my little Weiner schnitzel
35 00:01:42,335 00:01:44,704 you are in charge. you are in charge.
36 00:01:44,737 00:01:45,905 You must keep that.. You must keep that..
37 00:01:45,939 00:01:48,741 [speaking in foreign language] [speaking in foreign language]
38 00:01:48,775 00:01:51,144 ...Screwball Squirrel in line. ...Screwball Squirrel in line.
39 00:01:51,177 00:01:53,012 And don't forget it. And don't forget it.
40 00:01:53,046 00:01:54,881 [nose ringing] [nose ringing]
41 00:01:54,914 00:01:57,050 Right-O. Lupe-O. Right-O. Lupe-O.
42 00:01:57,083 00:02:00,253 I'm in control. Don't nobody panic. I'm in control. Don't nobody panic.
43 00:02:00,287 00:02:02,021 I got it. Okay. Right. I got it. Okay. Right.
44 00:02:02,055 00:02:04,491 I'm on guard. I'm on guard.
45 00:02:04,524 00:02:06,393 Duty before honor. Duty before honor.
46 00:02:06,426 00:02:08,228 Watchful is my middle name. Watchful is my middle name.
47 00:02:08,261 00:02:11,131 Or is my middle name Rascal? Or is my middle name Rascal?
48 00:02:11,164 00:02:12,599 Oh, I don't remember. Oh, I don't remember.
49 00:02:12,633 00:02:13,800 [pants] [pants]
50 00:02:13,833 00:02:16,102 Ooh, I'm gonna keep that squirrel in line. Ooh, I'm gonna keep that squirrel in line.
51 00:02:16,136 00:02:20,407 I'm gonna keep my eye on, on, on, on, on.. I'm gonna keep my eye on, on, on, on, on..
52 00:02:20,440 00:02:23,243 On-on-on-on! On-on-on-on!
53 00:02:23,276 00:02:25,545 Ohhhh. Ohhhh.
54 00:02:26,413 00:02:28,482 Got a big time soft spot Got a big time soft spot
55 00:02:28,515 00:02:30,783 for cute little poodles. for cute little poodles.
56 00:02:30,817 00:02:32,486 Yep. Yep.
57 00:02:32,519 00:02:35,121 Forget it, you loser freak mutt. Forget it, you loser freak mutt.
58 00:02:37,157 00:02:39,259 Ahh. Mmm. Ahh. Mmm.
59 00:02:41,828 00:02:43,563 [screeching] [screeching]
60 00:02:45,965 00:02:47,867 Hey, Rumpley? Hey, Rumpley?
61 00:02:47,900 00:02:49,603 Rumpa-meister! Rumpa-meister!
62 00:02:49,636 00:02:51,638 It's me! It's me!
63 00:02:51,672 00:02:53,674 Screwball Squirrel! Screwball Squirrel!
64 00:02:55,141 00:02:59,346 Hey, Rumpley, you're supposed to keep your eye on me. Hey, Rumpley, you're supposed to keep your eye on me.
65 00:03:01,314 00:03:02,282 [instrumental music] [instrumental music]
66 00:03:02,315 00:03:04,415 [foot tapping] [foot tapping]
67 00:03:09,723 00:03:11,391 bam bam bam bam bam bam
68 00:03:11,424 00:03:16,424 And it's another 26 going for the layup shot. And it's another 26 going for the layup shot.
69 00:03:17,063 00:03:19,499 'And it's in as the crowd goes wild!' 'And it's in as the crowd goes wild!'
70 00:03:20,833 00:03:24,104 So, how about chasing me, now? So, how about chasing me, now?
71 00:03:25,138 00:03:27,574 Hmm. Doesn't want to chase me. Hmm. Doesn't want to chase me.
72 00:03:27,608 00:03:31,058 This is one sick puppy. This is one sick puppy.
73 00:03:37,284 00:03:38,985 [whirring] [whirring]
74 00:03:39,018 00:03:41,521 [heart beating] [heart beating]
75 00:03:41,555 00:03:45,058 Hmm. Spring is in the air. Hmm. Spring is in the air.
76 00:03:45,091 00:03:47,294 My diagnosis is.. My diagnosis is..
77 00:03:47,327 00:03:50,163 Hey, pay attention out there. Hey, pay attention out there.
78 00:03:50,196 00:03:53,133 He's lovesick. He's lovesick.
79 00:03:53,166 00:03:55,335 Ever noticed how they call it lovesick Ever noticed how they call it lovesick
80 00:03:55,368 00:03:57,170 not love-healthy? not love-healthy?
81 00:03:57,203 00:03:58,305 Bad-a-bing! Bad-a-bing!
82 00:03:58,338 00:04:01,808 Ohh. I will give her something romantic. Ohh. I will give her something romantic.
83 00:04:01,841 00:04:04,277 Ooh, flowers to win her heart. Ooh, flowers to win her heart.
84 00:04:04,311 00:04:05,512 That's what I'm gonna do. That's what I'm gonna do.
85 00:04:05,545 00:04:06,980 You bet. Uh-huh. You bet. Uh-huh.
86 00:04:07,013 00:04:08,381 Sweets for the sweetie. Sweets for the sweetie.
87 00:04:08,415 00:04:11,351 He-he. Ah, sweetie? He-he. He-he. Ah, sweetie? He-he.
88 00:04:11,384 00:04:13,654 [instrumental music] [instrumental music]
89 00:04:13,687 00:04:17,023 So, what's your sign? So, what's your sign?
90 00:04:17,056 00:04:19,493 You want to see my collection of used bubble gum? You want to see my collection of used bubble gum?
91 00:04:19,526 00:04:22,362 Shaped like, arf-arf-arf, famous presidents? Shaped like, arf-arf-arf, famous presidents?
92 00:04:22,395 00:04:25,532 Ooh. I got some real dandies. Ha-heh. Yup, yup. Ooh. I got some real dandies. Ha-heh. Yup, yup.
93 00:04:25,565 00:04:26,566 No. No.
94 00:04:28,201 00:04:30,170 [whines] [whines]
95 00:04:30,203 00:04:33,006 (Screwball) 'Hey, Rumpley, pal, you got it all wrong.' (Screwball) 'Hey, Rumpley, pal, you got it all wrong.'
96 00:04:33,039 00:04:36,777 Let old Cupid Screwball show you how to do it. Let old Cupid Screwball show you how to do it.
97 00:04:36,810 00:04:40,681 You've gotta be suave, debonair. You've gotta be suave, debonair.
98 00:04:40,714 00:04:42,582 You know, like Aleister You know, like Aleister
99 00:04:42,616 00:04:44,584 Ricardo Montalban Ricardo Montalban
100 00:04:44,618 00:04:46,085 a crazy playboy a crazy playboy
101 00:04:46,119 00:04:47,854 Elvis Presley. Elvis Presley.
102 00:04:47,887 00:04:49,690 Right. Ooh. Right. Ooh.
103 00:04:49,723 00:04:52,459 Suave and debonair. Suave and debonair.
104 00:04:52,492 00:04:55,395 Ain't nobody more suaver than Rumpley. Nope. Ain't nobody more suaver than Rumpley. Nope.
105 00:04:56,496 00:04:59,666 Okay, Rumple-tidy-boy. Next lesson. Okay, Rumple-tidy-boy. Next lesson.
106 00:04:59,700 00:05:03,002 The ladies love the superhero type. The ladies love the superhero type.
107 00:05:03,036 00:05:06,339 'So, you swing down, grab her up into your arms' 'So, you swing down, grab her up into your arms'
108 00:05:06,373 00:05:11,373 and carry her off into the sunset. and carry her off into the sunset.
109 00:05:16,316 00:05:17,350 thud thud
110 00:05:19,619 00:05:20,969 [honking] [honking]
111 00:05:24,825 00:05:26,626 Sheesh! Sheesh!
112 00:05:26,660 00:05:28,961 Ugh! Love hurts. Ugh! Love hurts.
113 00:05:28,995 00:05:30,063 Ooh! Ooh!
114 00:05:31,097 00:05:33,032 [instrumental music] [instrumental music]
115 00:05:35,034 00:05:37,370 This time, we make the big move. This time, we make the big move.
116 00:05:37,404 00:05:38,805 Women love to dance. Women love to dance.
117 00:05:38,839 00:05:42,242 So, you just tango your way into her heart. So, you just tango your way into her heart.
118 00:05:42,275 00:05:45,478 That is what Rumpley would do. You bet! That is what Rumpley would do. You bet!
119 00:05:45,512 00:05:46,913 I will tango my way I will tango my way
120 00:05:46,946 00:05:50,350 into my little cutesy-wootsy's little hearty-warty. into my little cutesy-wootsy's little hearty-warty.
121 00:05:52,485 00:05:54,435 [Tango music] [Tango music]
122 00:05:58,124 00:06:01,060 Rumpley is a dancing macho machine. Rumpley is a dancing macho machine.
123 00:06:02,796 00:06:04,898 Very soon, now, she will be falling in love Very soon, now, she will be falling in love
124 00:06:04,932 00:06:07,701 with Rumpley's charms forever and ever. with Rumpley's charms forever and ever.
125 00:06:07,734 00:06:08,769 Ah-hoo! Ah-hoo!
126 00:06:10,537 00:06:13,139 Help! Help! I can't swim! Help! Help! I can't swim!
127 00:06:13,172 00:06:15,041 That's your cue, Rumproast. That's your cue, Rumproast.
128 00:06:15,074 00:06:17,043 Your shot at the big time! Your shot at the big time!
129 00:06:17,076 00:06:18,812 Go, save her! Go, save her!
130 00:06:18,845 00:06:20,413 Help! Help!
131 00:06:20,447 00:06:22,682 But Rumpley can't swim. But Rumpley can't swim.
132 00:06:22,716 00:06:24,350 No, sir, uh-huh. No, sir, uh-huh.
133 00:06:24,384 00:06:25,585 Yeesh! Yeesh!
134 00:06:25,619 00:06:27,987 This ain't no time for excuses, you nincompoop. This ain't no time for excuses, you nincompoop.
135 00:06:28,020 00:06:29,589 Just save her! Just save her!
136 00:06:29,623 00:06:32,225 Yes, indeedy-do! Har-har! Yes, indeedy-do! Har-har!
137 00:06:32,258 00:06:34,026 You're right. I'll save her! You're right. I'll save her!
138 00:06:34,060 00:06:37,810 Love will keep me afloat. Love will keep me afloat.
139 00:06:39,633 00:06:40,701 thud thud
140 00:06:43,036 00:06:46,039 smack smack smack smack smack smack
141 00:06:46,072 00:06:47,374 You saved me. You saved me.
142 00:06:47,407 00:06:49,609 You're a dummy, but you saved me. You're a dummy, but you saved me.
143 00:06:49,643 00:06:51,678 I'm so into you now. I'm so into you now.
144 00:06:51,712 00:06:54,080 I, I did? I, I did?
145 00:06:54,113 00:06:55,081 smack smack
146 00:06:55,114 00:06:56,416 Ooh. Ooh.
147 00:06:56,449 00:06:59,586 You're so cool. You got doggy breath. You're so cool. You got doggy breath.
148 00:07:00,420 00:07:02,322 But you did save me. But you did save me.
149 00:07:03,590 00:07:07,427 Rumpley and Fifi forever and ever. Rumpley and Fifi forever and ever.
150 00:07:07,460 00:07:08,628 That's how it's gonna be. That's how it's gonna be.
151 00:07:08,662 00:07:10,463 Ah-ha. Arr-arr-arr-woof. Ah-ha. Arr-arr-arr-woof.
152 00:07:10,497 00:07:12,332 'We're gonna have lots of little Rumpleys' 'We're gonna have lots of little Rumpleys'
153 00:07:12,365 00:07:13,667 'and little Fifis.' 'and little Fifis.'
154 00:07:13,700 00:07:16,970 'Ooh! And we will be happy and joyful forever.' 'Ooh! And we will be happy and joyful forever.'
155 00:07:17,004 00:07:18,338 'You bet!' 'You bet!'
156 00:07:18,371 00:07:19,639 Ah! Ah!
157 00:07:19,673 00:07:22,342 So, Rumpley finally got a girl. So, Rumpley finally got a girl.
158 00:07:22,375 00:07:25,245 Oh, brother, is he ever gonna be sorry. Oh, brother, is he ever gonna be sorry.
159 00:07:25,278 00:07:27,113 [laughing] [laughing]
160 00:07:28,047 00:07:29,397 [gasping] [gasping]
161 00:07:33,754 00:07:34,654 Hello! Hello!
162 00:07:39,426 00:07:42,061 Well, howdy-doody, tootsy-wootsy. Well, howdy-doody, tootsy-wootsy.
163 00:07:42,095 00:07:44,030 You come here often? You come here often?
164 00:07:44,063 00:07:45,198 What's your sign? What's your sign?
165 00:07:45,231 00:07:48,167 My sign is "Merging!" My sign is "Merging!"
166 00:07:48,201 00:07:50,270 My sign's "Dangerous curves ahead." My sign's "Dangerous curves ahead."
167 00:07:50,303 00:07:52,005 Huh. Ha-ha-ha-ha! Huh. Ha-ha-ha-ha!
168 00:07:52,039 00:07:54,007 You like egg creams and cannoli? You like egg creams and cannoli?
169 00:07:54,041 00:07:56,042 I like your style. You know what I feel? I feel.. I like your style. You know what I feel? I feel..
170 00:07:57,911 00:07:59,579 [theme song] [theme song]