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1 00:00:01,134 00:00:02,102 [fingers snapping] [fingers snapping]
2 00:00:02,135 00:00:03,337 ♪ He's here he's there ♪ ♪ He's here he's there ♪
3 00:00:03,370 00:00:04,971 ♪ He's everywhere ♪ ♪ He's everywhere ♪
4 00:00:05,005 00:00:09,843 ♪ And when you need him he'll be around ♪ ♪ And when you need him he'll be around ♪
5 00:00:09,876 00:00:14,876 ♪ Droopy the master detective hound ♪ ♪ Droopy the master detective hound ♪
6 00:00:16,383 00:00:17,617 ♪ You can run ♪ ♪ You can run ♪
7 00:00:17,650 00:00:19,252 ♪ But you can't hide ♪ ♪ But you can't hide ♪
8 00:00:19,286 00:00:20,920 ♪ 'Cause he'll be right there ♪ ♪ 'Cause he'll be right there ♪
9 00:00:20,954 00:00:22,856 ♪ At your side ♪ ♪ At your side ♪
10 00:00:22,889 00:00:25,692 ♪ Climb the mountain cross the sea ♪ ♪ Climb the mountain cross the sea ♪
11 00:00:25,725 00:00:29,229 ♪ Droopy is keeping you company ♪ ♪ Droopy is keeping you company ♪
12 00:00:29,262 00:00:32,132 ♪ You can holler you can even hammer ♪ ♪ You can holler you can even hammer ♪
13 00:00:32,165 00:00:33,300 ♪ But if you break the rules ♪ ♪ But if you break the rules ♪
14 00:00:33,333 00:00:35,302 ♪ He'll put you in the slammer ♪ ♪ He'll put you in the slammer ♪
15 00:00:35,335 00:00:38,238 ♪ Is that the trouble if you break the law ♪ ♪ Is that the trouble if you break the law ♪
16 00:00:38,271 00:00:41,274 ♪ Droopy and Dripple are at the door ♪ ♪ Droopy and Dripple are at the door ♪
17 00:00:41,308 00:00:42,909 ♪ He's here he's there ♪ ♪ He's here he's there ♪
18 00:00:42,942 00:00:44,444 ♪ He's everywhere ♪ ♪ He's everywhere ♪
19 00:00:44,478 00:00:45,845 ♪ And when you need him ♪ ♪ And when you need him ♪
20 00:00:45,879 00:00:49,349 ♪ He'll be around ♪ ♪ He'll be around ♪
21 00:00:49,383 00:00:54,187 ♪ Droopy the master detective hound ♪ ♪ Droopy the master detective hound ♪
22 00:00:54,221 00:00:55,655 Book 'em. Book 'em.
23 00:00:55,688 00:00:58,392 ♪ Droopy the master detective hound ♪ ♪ Droopy the master detective hound ♪
24 00:01:01,061 00:01:03,330 And I'm in the show, too, you know! And I'm in the show, too, you know!
25 00:01:04,097 00:01:06,947 Screwball Squirrel! Screwball Squirrel!
26 00:01:15,708 00:01:17,611 [instrumental music] [instrumental music]
27 00:01:17,644 00:01:19,012 (Droopy) 'Los Angeles.' (Droopy) 'Los Angeles.'
28 00:01:19,045 00:01:21,114 'This city has a million stories.' 'This city has a million stories.'
29 00:01:22,449 00:01:25,452 'A million laughs in the Heartbreak Hotel.' 'A million laughs in the Heartbreak Hotel.'
30 00:01:25,485 00:01:28,255 (Dripple) 'Is that the house we're looking for, papa?' (Dripple) 'Is that the house we're looking for, papa?'
31 00:01:28,288 00:01:32,359 The house of that famous movie star, Miss Melody.. The house of that famous movie star, Miss Melody..
32 00:01:32,392 00:01:33,659 [hooting] [hooting]
33 00:01:33,693 00:01:35,328 ...Stardust? ...Stardust?
34 00:01:35,362 00:01:36,597 No, son. No, son.
35 00:01:36,630 00:01:38,565 'That's just her guest house.' 'That's just her guest house.'
36 00:01:39,999 00:01:41,935 Welcome, gentlemen, to the home Welcome, gentlemen, to the home
37 00:01:41,968 00:01:43,069 of Miss Melody.. of Miss Melody..
38 00:01:43,103 00:01:44,538 [hooting] [hooting]
39 00:01:44,571 00:01:45,872 ...Stardust. ...Stardust.
40 00:01:45,905 00:01:47,907 Miss Stardust is expecting you. Miss Stardust is expecting you.
41 00:01:49,776 00:01:52,345 Must be another guest house, huh, pa? Must be another guest house, huh, pa?
42 00:01:52,879 00:01:53,947 No, son. No, son.
43 00:01:53,980 00:01:56,116 Actually, that's the dog house. Actually, that's the dog house.
44 00:01:56,149 00:01:59,352 May I present that star of stage and screen May I present that star of stage and screen
45 00:01:59,386 00:02:01,421 that immortal film legend that immortal film legend
46 00:02:01,455 00:02:02,556 Miss Melody.. Miss Melody..
47 00:02:02,589 00:02:04,023 [hooting] [hooting]
48 00:02:04,057 00:02:05,892 ...Stardust. ...Stardust.
49 00:02:05,925 00:02:08,161 Ho-hum! Howdy, boys. Ho-hum! Howdy, boys.
50 00:02:08,194 00:02:11,131 I bet you are really excited to be meeting me, huh? I bet you are really excited to be meeting me, huh?
51 00:02:11,164 00:02:12,865 What's shaking, toots? What's shaking, toots?
52 00:02:14,934 00:02:17,770 May I have your autograph, ma'am? May I have your autograph, ma'am?
53 00:02:18,572 00:02:19,506 swoosh swoosh
54 00:02:20,240 00:02:21,908 We are detectives. We are detectives.
55 00:02:21,941 00:02:23,843 Do like I do, son. Do like I do, son.
56 00:02:23,876 00:02:25,945 How may we help you, Miss Melody.. How may we help you, Miss Melody..
57 00:02:25,979 00:02:26,946 [hooting] [hooting]
58 00:02:26,980 00:02:28,281 ...Stardust? ...Stardust?
59 00:02:28,315 00:02:29,416 Right, papa. Right, papa.
60 00:02:29,449 00:02:30,850 Do what you do. Do what you do.
61 00:02:30,883 00:02:32,051 [hooting] [hooting]
62 00:02:32,085 00:02:34,854 I called you boys here because someone is out I called you boys here because someone is out
63 00:02:34,887 00:02:38,124 to get me and wreck my latest film. to get me and wreck my latest film.
64 00:02:38,158 00:02:39,559 What makes you think so? What makes you think so?
65 00:02:39,593 00:02:40,627 whoosh whoosh
66 00:02:40,661 00:02:42,829 splash splash
67 00:02:42,862 00:02:43,796 boom boom
68 00:02:45,098 00:02:46,633 Woman's intuition! Woman's intuition!
69 00:02:46,667 00:02:48,101 I'd like to hire you boys I'd like to hire you boys
70 00:02:48,134 00:02:50,970 to protect me and the latest film I'm shooting to protect me and the latest film I'm shooting
71 00:02:51,004 00:02:53,607 "The Phantom of Cooka-Monga." "The Phantom of Cooka-Monga."
72 00:02:53,640 00:02:55,676 We'll be on the set tomorrow morning. We'll be on the set tomorrow morning.
73 00:02:56,276 00:02:57,910 That's my pa. That's my pa.
74 00:02:57,944 00:03:01,682 A man of lights, camera and especially action. A man of lights, camera and especially action.
75 00:03:03,783 00:03:07,420 Ah, I feel much safer with you two gumshoes guarding me. Ah, I feel much safer with you two gumshoes guarding me.
76 00:03:08,154 00:03:11,090 [instrumental music] [instrumental music]
77 00:03:12,959 00:03:14,194 poof poof
78 00:03:14,227 00:03:15,328 Gosh, pa. Gosh, pa.
79 00:03:15,362 00:03:18,965 We're upside down in the trash bin. We're upside down in the trash bin.
80 00:03:18,998 00:03:22,335 Nothing gets past my little Shamus. Nothing gets past my little Shamus.
81 00:03:22,369 00:03:24,070 - We're back. - We're back. - We're back. - We're back.
82 00:03:24,804 00:03:26,906 Where have you two been? Where have you two been?
83 00:03:26,940 00:03:28,841 - Uh, coffee break. - The men's room. - Uh, coffee break. - The men's room.
84 00:03:28,875 00:03:30,110 - Oops! - Oops! - Oops! - Oops!
85 00:03:30,143 00:03:32,245 'I told you to stick close' 'I told you to stick close'
86 00:03:32,279 00:03:34,881 'cause around here, anything can happen! 'cause around here, anything can happen!
87 00:03:36,516 00:03:37,484 [sawing] [sawing]
88 00:03:37,517 00:03:38,452 snap snap
89 00:03:39,953 00:03:40,887 crash crash
90 00:03:42,222 00:03:44,491 Are you alright, papa? Are you alright, papa?
91 00:03:44,524 00:03:47,026 'All in a day's work, son.' 'All in a day's work, son.'
92 00:03:47,060 00:03:50,430 My papa's very macho. My papa's very macho.
93 00:03:50,464 00:03:53,199 Now remember, Miss Melody.. Now remember, Miss Melody..
94 00:03:53,233 00:03:54,234 [hooting] [hooting]
95 00:03:54,267 00:03:57,471 Stardust, just at the last minute Stardust, just at the last minute
96 00:03:57,504 00:04:00,407 you untie the knots and escape. you untie the knots and escape.
97 00:04:00,440 00:04:03,109 I, um, so, uh.. I, um, so, uh..
98 00:04:03,143 00:04:05,545 What's my motivation in this scene? What's my motivation in this scene?
99 00:04:05,579 00:04:06,680 Argh! Argh!
100 00:04:06,713 00:04:07,814 That big train is gonna That big train is gonna
101 00:04:07,847 00:04:10,116 squash you into guacamole dip squash you into guacamole dip
102 00:04:10,150 00:04:12,285 unless you get off the tracks! unless you get off the tracks!
103 00:04:12,319 00:04:15,121 How's that for motivation, hmm? How's that for motivation, hmm?
104 00:04:15,155 00:04:16,222 Works for me. Works for me.
105 00:04:16,256 00:04:17,190 [chuckles] [chuckles]
106 00:04:19,058 00:04:20,860 [train whistling] [train whistling]
107 00:04:20,893 00:04:22,162 Okay. Okay.
108 00:04:22,195 00:04:24,364 Come on, gorgeous. Untie the knots. Come on, gorgeous. Untie the knots.
109 00:04:26,399 00:04:29,536 But I, uh, I-I can't! But I, uh, I-I can't!
110 00:04:29,569 00:04:31,538 They're too tight! They're too tight!
111 00:04:31,571 00:04:33,707 Who tied these knots? Who tied these knots?
112 00:04:33,740 00:04:36,176 [cackling] [cackling]
113 00:04:38,911 00:04:43,717 Ah! Thank heaven for Droopy, master detective. Ah! Thank heaven for Droopy, master detective.
114 00:04:43,750 00:04:45,819 Don't thank anybody yet. Don't thank anybody yet.
115 00:04:45,853 00:04:47,688 These knots are pretty tight. These knots are pretty tight.
116 00:04:47,721 00:04:50,223 [train whistling] [train whistling]
117 00:04:50,256 00:04:51,525 Don't worry, folks. Don't worry, folks.
118 00:04:51,558 00:04:54,194 All I have to do is push this switch All I have to do is push this switch
119 00:04:54,227 00:04:56,630 and the train will go on the other track. and the train will go on the other track.
120 00:04:57,263 00:04:58,463 [grunts] [grunts]
121 00:05:02,402 00:05:05,138 Darn. It won't budge. Darn. It won't budge.
122 00:05:05,171 00:05:07,006 I'll help you, little Shamus. I'll help you, little Shamus.
123 00:05:07,474 00:05:08,709 [grunts] [grunts]
124 00:05:08,742 00:05:10,176 Ah! Success. Ah! Success.
125 00:05:12,245 00:05:15,649 Papa, do we have health insurance? Papa, do we have health insurance?
126 00:05:15,682 00:05:18,218 I forgot to pay the last premium. I forgot to pay the last premium.
127 00:05:20,186 00:05:23,122 ♪ On the island of Wicky Wacky ♪ ♪ On the island of Wicky Wacky ♪
128 00:05:23,156 00:05:26,593 ♪ My true love needs a soda crackie ♪ ♪ My true love needs a soda crackie ♪
129 00:05:26,626 00:05:29,496 ♪ I love him and he loves me ♪ ♪ I love him and he loves me ♪
130 00:05:29,529 00:05:32,232 ♪ Smoochin' 'neath the kumquat tree ♪ ♪ Smoochin' 'neath the kumquat tree ♪
131 00:05:32,265 00:05:35,502 ♪ Singing wicky-wacky-wicky-wacky-woo ♪ ♪ Singing wicky-wacky-wicky-wacky-woo ♪
132 00:05:35,535 00:05:38,371 ♪ I'm his gal and he's my guy ♪ ♪ I'm his gal and he's my guy ♪
133 00:05:38,405 00:05:41,842 ♪ My wicky-wacky sweetie pie ♪ ♪ My wicky-wacky sweetie pie ♪
134 00:05:43,009 00:05:46,179 ♪ Wicky-wacky-wicky-wacky-woo ♪ ♪ Wicky-wacky-wicky-wacky-woo ♪
135 00:05:46,212 00:05:48,381 ♪ Wicky-wacky-wicky-wacky-woo ♪ ♪ Wicky-wacky-wicky-wacky-woo ♪
136 00:05:48,415 00:05:53,353 ♪ Only I'll end up wicky-wacky.. ♪ ♪ Only I'll end up wicky-wacky.. ♪
137 00:05:54,220 00:05:55,889 Uh, pa. Uh, pa.
138 00:05:55,923 00:05:58,825 When we weren't looking, they kidnapped the star. When we weren't looking, they kidnapped the star.
139 00:05:59,992 00:06:02,929 We wickied when we should've wackied. We wickied when we should've wackied.
140 00:06:02,962 00:06:04,731 [muffled screaming] [muffled screaming]
141 00:06:06,032 00:06:08,234 You'll never finish the picture now. You'll never finish the picture now.
142 00:06:08,268 00:06:11,204 [cackling] [cackling]
143 00:06:14,073 00:06:15,007 ding ding
144 00:06:16,777 00:06:19,813 ding ding
145 00:06:19,846 00:06:24,484 You will never finish this picture, Melody Stardust. You will never finish this picture, Melody Stardust.
146 00:06:24,517 00:06:28,722 If I, Oliver J. Totball, cannot be the star of the movie If I, Oliver J. Totball, cannot be the star of the movie
147 00:06:28,755 00:06:31,424 then there shall be no movie! then there shall be no movie!
148 00:06:32,659 00:06:35,962 That's when you're wrong, nut boy. That's when you're wrong, nut boy.
149 00:06:35,995 00:06:37,664 [screams] [screams]
150 00:06:37,697 00:06:40,233 Hey, who are you? Hey, who are you?
151 00:06:40,266 00:06:41,468 Who? Who?
152 00:06:41,501 00:06:44,538 I, Oliver J. Totball, should have starred I, Oliver J. Totball, should have starred
153 00:06:44,571 00:06:47,407 in this remake of "The Phantom of Cooka-Monga"! in this remake of "The Phantom of Cooka-Monga"!
154 00:06:47,440 00:06:49,643 Say, weren't you the star Say, weren't you the star
155 00:06:49,676 00:06:52,412 of the original "Phantom of Cooka-Monga"? of the original "Phantom of Cooka-Monga"?
156 00:06:52,445 00:06:55,716 But, of course. The true star! But, of course. The true star!
157 00:06:55,749 00:06:58,117 I have an idea, bub. I have an idea, bub.
158 00:06:58,151 00:07:00,520 Why don't we reshoot the final scene Why don't we reshoot the final scene
159 00:07:00,554 00:07:03,623 just the way you did it in the original movie? just the way you did it in the original movie?
160 00:07:04,090 00:07:05,893 Ah! Yes! Ah! Yes!
161 00:07:05,926 00:07:07,895 That's where the Phantom of Cooka-Monga That's where the Phantom of Cooka-Monga
162 00:07:07,928 00:07:09,897 makes his grand exit! makes his grand exit!
163 00:07:09,930 00:07:12,031 Oh, what a scene! Oh, what a scene!
164 00:07:12,065 00:07:15,101 Rolling. Action, nut boy. Rolling. Action, nut boy.
165 00:07:15,134 00:07:16,469 Ah-hah! Ah-hah!
166 00:07:16,503 00:07:19,740 You think you have trapped the Phantom of Cooka-Monga? You think you have trapped the Phantom of Cooka-Monga?
167 00:07:19,773 00:07:20,908 Never! Never!
168 00:07:21,408 00:07:22,910 whoosh whoosh
169 00:07:24,912 00:07:26,847 I shall make my escape! I shall make my escape!
170 00:07:28,481 00:07:32,485 Uh-oh. I forgot we were on the 13th floor. Uh-oh. I forgot we were on the 13th floor.
171 00:07:33,219 00:07:35,154 [screams] [screams]
172 00:07:35,756 00:07:37,390 thud thud
173 00:07:37,424 00:07:41,027 Ah-hah! I'm back in showbiz! Ah-hah! I'm back in showbiz!
174 00:07:43,296 00:07:48,296 Son, once the showbiz bug bites you, you stay bit. Son, once the showbiz bug bites you, you stay bit.
175 00:07:48,435 00:07:52,405 I wonder if they can use two detectives in the picture. I wonder if they can use two detectives in the picture.
176 00:07:52,439 00:07:54,574 It never hurts to ask. It never hurts to ask.
177 00:07:54,608 00:07:56,877 [both laugh] [both laugh]
178 00:07:59,412 00:08:01,281 [theme music] [theme music]