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1 00:02:52,555 00:02:54,551 Niles Evelyn Caulder. Niles Evelyn Caulder.
2 00:02:54,575 00:02:57,549 What the devil are you doing out? Don't you know there's a ripper about? What the devil are you doing out? Don't you know there's a ripper about?
3 00:02:57,573 00:02:59,542 Yes, sir. Yes, sir.
4 00:02:59,566 00:03:01,550 There's no one to fleece tonight anyway, you little tea leaf. There's no one to fleece tonight anyway, you little tea leaf.
5 00:03:01,574 00:03:04,539 Go on. Get going home. Or by Christ, I'll have you. Go on. Get going home. Or by Christ, I'll have you.
6 00:03:04,563 00:03:05,607 Yes, sir. Yes, sir.
7 00:04:12,571 00:04:13,617 Curious. Curious.
8 00:04:17,564 00:04:19,545 Are you the Ripper, sir? Are you the Ripper, sir?
9 00:04:19,569 00:04:21,615 Are you? Are you?
10 00:04:41,562 00:04:42,619 Okay, Papa. Okay, Papa.
11 00:04:43,553 00:04:44,607 You can open them now. You can open them now.
12 00:04:50,555 00:04:52,543 French toast. French toast.
13 00:04:52,567 00:04:54,550 - Did you make this? - Rita taught me. - Did you make this? - Rita taught me.
14 00:04:54,574 00:04:56,544 That was very good of her. That was very good of her.
15 00:04:56,568 00:04:59,544 It's about all I'm good for. Cooking lessons. It's about all I'm good for. Cooking lessons.
16 00:04:59,568 00:05:02,550 Taste it. Taste it! Taste it. Taste it!
17 00:05:02,574 00:05:03,618 Okay. Okay.
18 00:05:11,556 00:05:12,536 Mmm! Mmm!
19 00:05:12,560 00:05:15,539 It's wonderful! It's wonderful!
20 00:05:15,563 00:05:17,533 It's... It's...
21 00:05:17,557 00:05:19,536 - It's really delicious! - - Do you really mean it, Papa? - It's really delicious! - - Do you really mean it, Papa?
22 00:05:19,560 00:05:21,606 I really do, darling. I really do, darling.
23 00:05:24,559 00:05:26,548 - Good morning, Cliff. - - Something's wrong with my hand. - Good morning, Cliff. - - Something's wrong with my hand.
24 00:05:26,572 00:05:28,542 The fingers are all slow. The fingers are all slow.
25 00:05:28,566 00:05:32,537 I'll look at it as soon as I finish my very special breakfast. I'll look at it as soon as I finish my very special breakfast.
26 00:05:32,561 00:05:33,538 Too Too
27 00:05:33,562 00:05:35,537 fucking fucking
28 00:05:35,561 00:05:38,557 slow. slow.
29 00:05:43,570 00:05:46,542 Rita, Dorothy, would you give us a minute, please? Rita, Dorothy, would you give us a minute, please?
30 00:05:46,566 00:05:49,613 Come, Dorothy. Let's go water the plants. Come, Dorothy. Let's go water the plants.
31 00:05:53,570 00:05:56,544 How about when my 11-year-old daughter is in the room, How about when my 11-year-old daughter is in the room,
32 00:05:56,568 00:05:58,549 we take the swearing down a notch? we take the swearing down a notch?
33 00:05:58,573 00:06:00,533 No problem. No problem.
34 00:06:00,557 00:06:01,721 Does she know sign language? Does she know sign language?
35 00:06:04,559 00:06:07,549 When you're ready to confront this anger, Cliff, When you're ready to confront this anger, Cliff,
36 00:06:07,573 00:06:09,539 I'll be there for you. I'll be there for you.
37 00:06:09,563 00:06:12,530 Pretty sure I'm confronting my anger right now, Chief. Pretty sure I'm confronting my anger right now, Chief.
38 00:06:12,554 00:06:14,534 And it feels fucking good. And it feels fucking good.
39 00:06:14,558 00:06:16,540 Till then, I suggest you go away Till then, I suggest you go away
40 00:06:16,564 00:06:19,538 - and do some work on your own. - What the fuck's that supposed to mean? - and do some work on your own. - What the fuck's that supposed to mean?
41 00:06:19,562 00:06:22,536 You were an angry man long before you and I ever met. You were an angry man long before you and I ever met.
42 00:06:22,560 00:06:24,541 An angry husband. An angry husband.
43 00:06:24,565 00:06:26,533 An angry father. An angry father.
44 00:06:26,557 00:06:28,536 Hey, I was a great fucking father. Hey, I was a great fucking father.
45 00:06:28,560 00:06:29,547 I was way better than you. I was way better than you.
46 00:06:29,571 00:06:31,549 'Cause my kid didn't grow up to be a monster 'Cause my kid didn't grow up to be a monster
47 00:06:31,573 00:06:33,536 who could destroy the entire world. who could destroy the entire world.
48 00:06:33,560 00:06:35,547 You call my daughter a "monster" again... You call my daughter a "monster" again...
49 00:06:35,571 00:06:37,534 And you'll do what? And you'll do what?
50 00:06:37,558 00:06:39,619 Huh? What more could you possibly do to me? Huh? What more could you possibly do to me?
51 00:06:42,552 00:06:44,607 Hey, Jane, you wanna get the fuck out of here? Hey, Jane, you wanna get the fuck out of here?
52 00:06:47,554 00:06:48,608 Fuck, yeah. Fuck, yeah.
53 00:06:55,568 00:06:57,532 Sorry about that. Sorry about that.
54 00:06:57,556 00:06:59,640 Let's go back and finish our special breakfast. Mmm? Let's go back and finish our special breakfast. Mmm?
55 00:07:00,574 00:07:03,537 Why does Cliff hate you so much? Why does Cliff hate you so much?
56 00:07:03,561 00:07:05,605 Did you do something wrong? Did you do something wrong?
57 00:07:07,574 00:07:08,618 I did. I did.
58 00:07:10,559 00:07:12,603 I made a very bad mistake. I made a very bad mistake.
59 00:07:13,559 00:07:14,683 Lots of mistakes, actually. Lots of mistakes, actually.
60 00:07:15,552 00:07:16,610 Did you apologize? Did you apologize?
61 00:07:17,568 00:07:19,543 Many times. Many times.
62 00:07:19,567 00:07:23,542 Some wounds can't be healed with pretty words. Some wounds can't be healed with pretty words.
63 00:07:23,566 00:07:25,551 This isn't something you need to worry about. This isn't something you need to worry about.
64 00:07:25,575 00:07:27,536 My dear heart, My dear heart,
65 00:07:27,560 00:07:28,573 it's a grown-up problem. it's a grown-up problem.
66 00:07:35,554 00:07:36,542 Are those... Are those...
67 00:07:36,566 00:07:38,536 Butterflies! Butterflies!
68 00:07:38,560 00:07:42,536 It can't be. Dorothy, no! It can't be. Dorothy, no!
69 00:07:42,560 00:07:46,555 Please tell me this is a seasonal migration, and not something freaky. Please tell me this is a seasonal migration, and not something freaky.
70 00:07:53,559 00:07:54,545 Oh, God damn it. Oh, God damn it.
71 00:07:54,569 00:07:56,604 What is it, Papa? What is it, Papa?
72 00:07:58,552 00:08:01,544 I've been invited to a dinner with the divine Red Jack. I've been invited to a dinner with the divine Red Jack.
73 00:08:01,568 00:08:03,607 "Formal attire preferred." "Formal attire preferred."
74 00:08:04,564 00:08:06,551 That looks like Larry's bandages. That looks like Larry's bandages.
75 00:08:06,575 00:08:08,544 This isn't an invitation. This isn't an invitation.
76 00:08:08,568 00:08:10,536 It's a very polite ransom note. It's a very polite ransom note.
77 00:08:10,560 00:08:13,598 This Red Jack person has Larry? This Red Jack person has Larry?
78 00:08:14,552 00:08:15,609 Why? Who is he? Why? Who is he?
79 00:08:16,568 00:08:18,540 I'll explain on the way. I'll explain on the way.
80 00:08:18,564 00:08:21,539 Now, it's important you understand what we're up against. Now, it's important you understand what we're up against.
81 00:08:21,563 00:08:23,550 "We"? Oh, no. I'll sit this one out. "We"? Oh, no. I'll sit this one out.
82 00:08:23,574 00:08:26,531 - No, Larry needs you. - For Larry's sake. - No, Larry needs you. - For Larry's sake.
83 00:08:26,555 00:08:27,550 Please, I will just make things worse. Please, I will just make things worse.
84 00:08:27,574 00:08:30,549 I have the purple brains spattered on my shoes to prove it. I have the purple brains spattered on my shoes to prove it.
85 00:08:30,573 00:08:33,531 Red Jack is a merciless being Red Jack is a merciless being
86 00:08:33,555 00:08:36,604 who feeds on the suffering of others. who feeds on the suffering of others.
87 00:08:37,559 00:08:38,545 I cannot do this alone. I cannot do this alone.
88 00:08:38,569 00:08:40,541 I'm on the fence, and that's your sales pitch? I'm on the fence, and that's your sales pitch?
89 00:08:40,565 00:08:42,548 He lives in an extra dimensional palace He lives in an extra dimensional palace
90 00:08:42,572 00:08:48,533 and drops down into our world to refill on fresh pain. and drops down into our world to refill on fresh pain.
91 00:08:48,557 00:08:49,551 He's committed countless atrocities He's committed countless atrocities
92 00:08:49,575 00:08:51,542 under the guises of Jack the Ripper, under the guises of Jack the Ripper,
93 00:08:51,566 00:08:53,549 - the Monster of Florence... - Larry's in danger. I get it. - the Monster of Florence... - Larry's in danger. I get it.
94 00:08:53,573 00:08:57,532 - Just please stop talking. - Right. Right. - Just please stop talking. - Right. Right.
95 00:08:57,556 00:08:59,546 - If we get separated... - Why would we get separated? - If we get separated... - Why would we get separated?
96 00:08:59,570 00:09:01,546 We won't. But if we do, We won't. But if we do,
97 00:09:01,570 00:09:04,536 follow the butterflies. follow the butterflies.
98 00:09:04,560 00:09:05,617 Oh, God damn it. Oh, God damn it.
99 00:09:07,555 00:09:08,599 Ready? Ready?
100 00:09:20,570 00:09:22,532 Oh, fuck! Fuck! Oh, fuck! Fuck!
101 00:09:22,556 00:09:23,549 Fuck, fuck, fuck. Fuck, fuck, fuck.
102 00:09:23,573 00:09:27,530 He actually had the nerve to tell me, me, He actually had the nerve to tell me, me,
103 00:09:27,554 00:09:30,539 not to swear in front of hisdaughter. Can you believe that shit? not to swear in front of hisdaughter. Can you believe that shit?
104 00:09:30,563 00:09:32,530 I can hardly believe it. I can hardly believe it.
105 00:09:32,554 00:09:35,530 After he fucked my life in the asshole, and Clara's. After he fucked my life in the asshole, and Clara's.
106 00:09:35,554 00:09:37,542 What about my little girl? What about my little girl?
107 00:09:37,566 00:09:39,543 She grew up without her fucking father. She grew up without her fucking father.
108 00:09:39,567 00:09:40,551 I mean, fuck! I mean, fuck!
109 00:09:40,575 00:09:42,533 Yeah, fuck. Yeah, fuck.
110 00:09:42,557 00:09:43,541 This is what's gonna happen. This is what's gonna happen.
111 00:09:43,565 00:09:44,551 I give Clara the giraffe. I give Clara the giraffe.
112 00:09:44,575 00:09:47,544 We hug it the fuck out. All is forgiven. We hug it the fuck out. All is forgiven.
113 00:09:47,568 00:09:52,536 And her happiness is gonna fuck Niles Caulder in the fucking face. And her happiness is gonna fuck Niles Caulder in the fucking face.
114 00:09:52,560 00:09:53,604 Am I right? Am I right?
115 00:09:54,563 00:09:55,607 Jane? Jane?
116 00:09:56,573 00:09:58,531 Jane? Jane?
117 00:09:58,555 00:09:59,599 Okay. Okay.
118 00:10:01,564 00:10:02,543 Awesome. Awesome.
119 00:10:02,567 00:10:03,616 Best road dog ever. Best road dog ever.
120 00:10:29,552 00:10:30,596 Jane. Jane.
121 00:10:31,552 00:10:32,532 Thank you for coming. Thank you for coming.
122 00:10:32,556 00:10:34,547 You d-holes yanked me down here. You d-holes yanked me down here.
123 00:10:34,571 00:10:36,609 So, what gives? So, what gives?
124 00:10:42,565 00:10:44,601 Is this a fucking intervention? Is this a fucking intervention?
125 00:10:58,568 00:10:59,612 Morning. Morning.
126 00:11:00,573 00:11:01,617 Hey. Hey.
127 00:11:02,574 00:11:04,549 Where is everyone? Where is everyone?
128 00:11:04,573 00:11:06,540 Tuesday morning, nine o'clock, right? Tuesday morning, nine o'clock, right?
129 00:11:06,564 00:11:09,537 E-mail went out last night. We switched to Wednesdays. E-mail went out last night. We switched to Wednesdays.
130 00:11:09,561 00:11:10,545 For real? Why didn't I get it? For real? Why didn't I get it?
131 00:11:10,569 00:11:12,541 Because I'm the one who sent it. Because I'm the one who sent it.
132 00:11:12,565 00:11:13,614 And you left me off? And you left me off?
133 00:11:15,570 00:11:16,614 Why? Why?
134 00:11:40,554 00:11:41,532 Hey, whoa. Hey, whoa.
135 00:11:41,556 00:11:42,606 What's wrong? What's wrong?
136 00:11:44,555 00:11:45,542 We... We barely know each other. We... We barely know each other.
137 00:11:45,566 00:11:47,613 - And? - No... - And? - No...
138 00:12:14,561 00:12:15,608 Now you know. Now you know.
139 00:12:18,572 00:12:19,616 Wow. Wow.
140 00:12:21,564 00:12:22,610 You're beautiful. You're beautiful.
141 00:12:40,563 00:12:42,615 Can I touch your chest? Can I touch your chest?
142 00:12:52,559 00:12:53,603 Can you feel that? Can you feel that?
143 00:13:16,556 00:13:17,600 Can you feel that? Can you feel that?
144 00:13:32,558 00:13:33,602 What about that? What about that?
145 00:13:35,575 00:13:37,553 Not sure. Not sure.
146 00:14:08,565 00:14:11,545 What the fuck is going on? What the fuck is going on?
147 00:14:11,569 00:14:12,569 Help! Help!
148 00:14:16,572 00:14:19,535 No. No, no. No. No. No, no. No.
149 00:14:19,559 00:14:21,536 Oh, God. No. Oh, God. No.
150 00:14:21,560 00:14:23,532 No, no. Oh, God. No, no. Oh, God.
151 00:14:23,556 00:14:24,556 No, no, no, no. No, no, no, no.
152 00:14:26,556 00:14:28,613 No! No!
153 00:14:36,562 00:14:39,538 You must be Larry. Welcome. You must be Larry. Welcome.
154 00:14:39,562 00:14:42,534 Larry Trainor. Rita Farr. Larry Trainor. Rita Farr.
155 00:14:42,558 00:14:44,530 Though you probably recognize her. Though you probably recognize her.
156 00:14:44,554 00:14:45,638 Really, Niles. Really, Niles.
157 00:14:48,554 00:14:49,598 Come on in, Larry. Come on in, Larry.
158 00:15:02,573 00:15:04,546 There we are. There we are.
159 00:15:04,570 00:15:07,540 Now, I'm sorry, but I've lost contact Now, I'm sorry, but I've lost contact
160 00:15:07,564 00:15:10,546 with a very important research vessel, with a very important research vessel,
161 00:15:10,570 00:15:12,543 and now the search continues. and now the search continues.
162 00:15:12,567 00:15:14,546 You'll be in Rita's very good hands, You'll be in Rita's very good hands,
163 00:15:14,570 00:15:17,550 and I've left something for you in your room. and I've left something for you in your room.
164 00:15:17,574 00:15:21,606 I hope it'll make you feel more comfortable. I hope it'll make you feel more comfortable.
165 00:15:28,568 00:15:32,531 Niles tells me you were an exceptional pilot. Niles tells me you were an exceptional pilot.
166 00:15:32,555 00:15:34,537 I know a little about flying. I know a little about flying.
167 00:15:34,561 00:15:37,533 I once played an aviatrix turned spy I once played an aviatrix turned spy
168 00:15:37,557 00:15:40,616 in a picture called The Spy Who Could Fly. in a picture called The Spy Who Could Fly.
169 00:15:44,552 00:15:45,603 So... So...
170 00:15:46,555 00:15:47,599 My room? My room?
171 00:15:48,566 00:15:50,610 Oh, just up the stairs. Oh, just up the stairs.
172 00:15:55,558 00:15:58,539 Chief agonized over every detail. Chief agonized over every detail.
173 00:15:58,563 00:16:01,540 He wanted your room to feel as normal as possible He wanted your room to feel as normal as possible
174 00:16:01,564 00:16:04,544 whilst still being radiation-proof. whilst still being radiation-proof.
175 00:16:04,568 00:16:09,535 He spent months developing a special film for the windows. He spent months developing a special film for the windows.
176 00:16:09,559 00:16:12,616 Sunlight is very important for one's mood, you know. Sunlight is very important for one's mood, you know.
177 00:16:20,553 00:16:24,597 So is not being held captive by a shadowy government agency. So is not being held captive by a shadowy government agency.
178 00:16:25,569 00:16:27,607 Well, you're here now. Well, you're here now.
179 00:16:32,568 00:16:33,546 What's this? What's this?
180 00:16:33,570 00:16:35,611 A gift from the Chief. A gift from the Chief.
181 00:16:43,561 00:16:45,546 Those will contain the radiation. Those will contain the radiation.
182 00:16:45,570 00:16:48,613 You'll never have to wear that lousy suit again. You'll never have to wear that lousy suit again.
183 00:16:54,574 00:16:56,550 How can that be? How can that be?
184 00:16:56,574 00:16:58,548 They're as thin as regular bandages. They're as thin as regular bandages.
185 00:16:58,572 00:17:00,550 Have a little faith in Niles Have a little faith in Niles
186 00:17:00,574 00:17:03,547 because he rarely explains himself. because he rarely explains himself.
187 00:17:03,571 00:17:06,532 But in all my time here, I've learned But in all my time here, I've learned
188 00:17:06,556 00:17:08,533 there's a method to his madness, there's a method to his madness,
189 00:17:08,557 00:17:10,544 and goodness in his heart. and goodness in his heart.
190 00:17:10,568 00:17:14,617 He truly wants this to be a place where we can heal. He truly wants this to be a place where we can heal.
191 00:17:17,560 00:17:20,542 Now, go on. Get out of that suit. Now, go on. Get out of that suit.
192 00:17:20,566 00:17:22,610 I'm sure it's awfully heavy. I'm sure it's awfully heavy.
193 00:17:55,559 00:17:57,619 - Are you okay? - I'm fine. - Are you okay? - I'm fine.
194 00:17:58,553 00:17:59,537 I... I can put it back on. I... I can put it back on.
195 00:17:59,561 00:18:00,572 No, no, no. Please. No, no, no. Please.
196 00:18:01,573 00:18:03,545 This is your home, too. This is your home, too.
197 00:18:03,569 00:18:05,615 You should feel comfortable here. You should feel comfortable here.
198 00:18:09,552 00:18:14,536 We have to remember, there's nothing to be worried about. We have to remember, there's nothing to be worried about.
199 00:18:14,560 00:18:18,603 This is no different than any other time Papa's gone out into the world. This is no different than any other time Papa's gone out into the world.
200 00:18:19,555 00:18:21,611 He always comes home. He always comes home.
201 00:18:22,574 00:18:23,618 Always. Always.
202 00:18:24,573 00:18:28,547 And sometimes, if we're lucky, And sometimes, if we're lucky,
203 00:18:28,571 00:18:31,542 he brings back presents. he brings back presents.
204 00:18:31,566 00:18:33,545 - Ooh! - Yes! - Ooh! - Yes!
205 00:18:33,569 00:18:35,615 "Ooh" indeed. "Ooh" indeed.
206 00:18:36,567 00:18:37,613 Now Now
207 00:18:38,571 00:18:41,610 what shall we do to pass the time? what shall we do to pass the time?
208 00:18:43,556 00:18:45,604 We could do some drawing. We could do some drawing.
209 00:18:47,561 00:18:49,603 Or read a story. Or read a story.
210 00:18:56,557 00:18:58,602 Hide-and-go-seek, it is. Hide-and-go-seek, it is.
211 00:18:59,569 00:19:01,538 One bananana. One bananana.
212 00:19:01,562 00:19:03,537 Two bananana. Two bananana.
213 00:19:03,561 00:19:06,540 As you guessed, this is an intervention. As you guessed, this is an intervention.
214 00:19:06,564 00:19:08,535 Your face is an intervention. Your face is an intervention.
215 00:19:08,559 00:19:10,544 Everyone's here because they care about you, Jane. Everyone's here because they care about you, Jane.
216 00:19:10,568 00:19:13,546 And would like to express their feelings And would like to express their feelings
217 00:19:13,570 00:19:14,548 about your behavior. about your behavior.
218 00:19:14,572 00:19:16,571 And if I don't wanna listen? And if I don't wanna listen?
219 00:19:18,575 00:19:21,612 Okay, let's get this bullshit over with. Okay, let's get this bullshit over with.
220 00:19:24,559 00:19:28,533 "Dear Jane, my most favoritest things to do are to run and sing." "Dear Jane, my most favoritest things to do are to run and sing."
221 00:19:28,557 00:19:29,721 Uh, but when you take drugs, Uh, but when you take drugs,
222 00:19:30,553 00:19:31,542 I'm too sleepy to do either. I'm too sleepy to do either.
223 00:19:31,566 00:19:34,549 It's not fair that we all have to feel sleepy It's not fair that we all have to feel sleepy
224 00:19:34,573 00:19:36,537 "just 'cause you feel sad." "just 'cause you feel sad."
225 00:19:36,561 00:19:37,619 Run and sing? Run and sing?
226 00:19:38,569 00:19:40,549 That's all you do. That's all you do.
227 00:19:40,573 00:19:43,537 And the only shitty song you seem to know And the only shitty song you seem to know
228 00:19:43,561 00:19:45,531 is "Roar" by Katy Perry. is "Roar" by Katy Perry.
229 00:19:45,555 00:19:47,545 If you ask me, I did us all a favor. If you ask me, I did us all a favor.
230 00:19:47,569 00:19:49,541 Am I right, Driller? Am I right, Driller?
231 00:19:49,565 00:19:51,531 I find the song empowering. I find the song empowering.
232 00:19:51,555 00:19:53,605 Makes me feel good about being a woman. Makes me feel good about being a woman.
233 00:19:55,557 00:19:57,537 There's a larger point here, Jane. There's a larger point here, Jane.
234 00:19:57,561 00:19:59,536 When you use drugs, When you use drugs,
235 00:19:59,560 00:20:01,537 you endanger Kay. you endanger Kay.
236 00:20:01,561 00:20:05,550 Because it dampens all of our abilities to protect her. Because it dampens all of our abilities to protect her.
237 00:20:05,574 00:20:07,533 "Jane" "Jane"
238 00:20:07,557 00:20:09,534 I made my peace with your reckless skin, I made my peace with your reckless skin,
239 00:20:09,558 00:20:10,842 and haircare regimens long ago. and haircare regimens long ago.
240 00:20:11,552 00:20:13,539 But what I'm mondo uncool with But what I'm mondo uncool with
241 00:20:13,563 00:20:16,530 is how your recent behavior affects me. is how your recent behavior affects me.
242 00:20:16,554 00:20:18,550 Like when you decided to take your walkabout in the Underground. Like when you decided to take your walkabout in the Underground.
243 00:20:18,574 00:20:21,536 That basic robo bitch, Cliff, That basic robo bitch, Cliff,
244 00:20:21,560 00:20:23,000 "stopped me from marrying my Dougie." "stopped me from marrying my Dougie."
245 00:20:48,557 00:20:50,539 I'm a great fucking father. I'm a great fucking father.
246 00:20:50,563 00:20:52,532 Better than that turd with the beard. Better than that turd with the beard.
247 00:20:52,556 00:20:53,614 This is gonna be great. This is gonna be great.
248 00:20:55,563 00:20:57,533 This is a big mistake. This is a big mistake.
249 00:20:57,557 00:20:59,539 Huge. What was I thinking? Huge. What was I thinking?
250 00:20:59,563 00:21:01,612 Fucking idiot! No! Fucking idiot! No!
251 00:21:02,561 00:21:04,535 No! No!
252 00:21:04,559 00:21:06,544 You're not a coward. You know who is? You're not a coward. You know who is?
253 00:21:06,568 00:21:09,613 Niles-shitting-Caulder. That's who. Niles-shitting-Caulder. That's who.
254 00:21:18,554 00:21:19,531 Yes? Yes?
255 00:21:19,555 00:21:21,544 Hi, uh, you're, um... Hi, uh, you're, um...
256 00:21:21,568 00:21:24,535 Uh, I know you from Bump's wake. Uh, I know you from Bump's wake.
257 00:21:24,559 00:21:25,548 Right, yeah, uh-huh. Right, yeah, uh-huh.
258 00:21:25,572 00:21:28,617 Did one of the girls send you here as entertainment? Did one of the girls send you here as entertainment?
259 00:21:29,552 00:21:30,545 What? No. What? No.
260 00:21:30,569 00:21:33,597 I'm not a clown. I'm your father. I'm not a clown. I'm your father.
261 00:21:34,554 00:21:35,605 Excuse me? Excuse me?
262 00:21:36,555 00:21:37,545 Okay. Okay.
263 00:21:37,569 00:21:39,537 See, some batshit crazy scientist caused our car crash See, some batshit crazy scientist caused our car crash
264 00:21:39,561 00:21:41,545 so he could stick my brain in this piece of shit body. so he could stick my brain in this piece of shit body.
265 00:21:41,569 00:21:43,618 He told me you were dead all this time. He told me you were dead all this time.
266 00:21:44,552 00:21:45,544 Then I found out you weren't. Then I found out you weren't.
267 00:21:45,568 00:21:49,536 Now, here I am. Okay? We good? Now, here I am. Okay? We good?
268 00:21:49,560 00:21:51,550 How we do this? You, uh, wanna call me "Dad"? How we do this? You, uh, wanna call me "Dad"?
269 00:21:51,574 00:21:53,544 Or call me "Daddy"? Or, uh... Or call me "Daddy"? Or, uh...
270 00:21:53,568 00:21:55,540 Oh, shit! Oh, shit!
271 00:21:55,564 00:21:57,604 Happy belated birthday? Happy belated birthday?
272 00:22:00,563 00:22:03,545 I'm gonna be a grandpa? I'm gonna be a grandpa?
273 00:22:03,569 00:22:05,534 This is amazing. This is amazing.
274 00:22:05,558 00:22:07,548 I'm gonna take that little fucker to RodentLand. I'm gonna take that little fucker to RodentLand.
275 00:22:07,572 00:22:10,546 - I could teach him to drive. - I don't what your game is, - I could teach him to drive. - I don't what your game is,
276 00:22:10,570 00:22:13,612 but I really don't think it's funny. but I really don't think it's funny.
277 00:22:14,565 00:22:15,550 What? No. What? No.
278 00:22:15,574 00:22:18,547 My watch, I left it on the bar for you. My watch, I left it on the bar for you.
279 00:22:18,571 00:22:21,537 I won it at the Dallas Speedway back in '76. I won it at the Dallas Speedway back in '76.
280 00:22:21,561 00:22:24,536 I had to stick my hand up this giant alligator named Francis I had to stick my hand up this giant alligator named Francis
281 00:22:24,560 00:22:25,604 to get it back. to get it back.
282 00:22:26,559 00:22:27,603 I... I...
283 00:22:28,553 00:22:29,597 Can we... Can we...
284 00:22:31,556 00:22:32,547 This is really not a good time right now. This is really not a good time right now.
285 00:22:32,571 00:22:34,537 I'm expecting a house full of people. I'm expecting a house full of people.
286 00:22:34,561 00:22:36,542 I just drove a thousand miles to see you I just drove a thousand miles to see you
287 00:22:36,566 00:22:39,601 and you can't talk to me for five goddamn minutes? and you can't talk to me for five goddamn minutes?
288 00:22:42,567 00:22:44,547 I'm sorry. I can't do this right now. I'm sorry. I can't do this right now.
289 00:22:44,571 00:22:47,599 Fine. I'll fucking wait. Fine. I'll fucking wait.
290 00:22:59,565 00:23:01,600 Do you mind if I ask? Do you mind if I ask?
291 00:23:03,564 00:23:04,608 Yeah. Yeah.
292 00:23:06,574 00:23:07,618 Sorry. Sorry.
293 00:23:13,560 00:23:14,542 So... So...
294 00:23:14,566 00:23:16,548 Am I the first person... Am I the first person...
295 00:23:16,572 00:23:18,537 Girl, please. Girl, please.
296 00:23:18,561 00:23:20,534 I know you ain't trying to say this is my first time. I know you ain't trying to say this is my first time.
297 00:23:20,558 00:23:22,572 Okay, relax, Don Juan. Okay, relax, Don Juan.
298 00:23:24,566 00:23:28,596 I'm asking if it's the first time since I'm asking if it's the first time since
299 00:23:29,565 00:23:30,542 all this. all this.
300 00:23:30,566 00:23:32,534 Yeah. Yeah.
301 00:23:32,558 00:23:34,618 I came close with this one girl, but. I came close with this one girl, but.
302 00:23:35,552 00:23:36,596 I bounced. I bounced.
303 00:23:37,559 00:23:40,600 But I'm glad I didn't repeat that mistake. But I'm glad I didn't repeat that mistake.
304 00:23:47,562 00:23:48,562 Well... Well...
305 00:23:50,558 00:23:51,540 This was fun. This was fun.
306 00:23:51,564 00:23:52,541 "Fun"? "Fun"?
307 00:23:52,565 00:23:53,618 I have to... I have to...
308 00:23:54,552 00:23:56,543 Come on. It was a little more than that. Come on. It was a little more than that.
309 00:23:56,567 00:23:58,531 Uh, not really. Uh, not really.
310 00:23:58,555 00:23:59,550 - Roni? - Ugh. - Roni? - Ugh.
311 00:23:59,574 00:24:02,535 Can you not ruin this with the whole, "I really like you, Can you not ruin this with the whole, "I really like you,
312 00:24:02,559 00:24:04,483 "I think this could be something," conversation, "I think this could be something," conversation,
313 00:24:04,552 00:24:05,545 and just see it for what it is? and just see it for what it is?
314 00:24:05,569 00:24:08,535 Two fucked up people that are trying to forget their shit. Two fucked up people that are trying to forget their shit.
315 00:24:08,559 00:24:09,537 I do really like you. I do really like you.
316 00:24:09,561 00:24:11,541 That'll change. It always does. That'll change. It always does.
317 00:24:11,565 00:24:13,536 - I'm not like other guys. - Ooh. - I'm not like other guys. - Ooh.
318 00:24:13,560 00:24:16,530 I've never heard that before. I've never heard that before.
319 00:24:16,554 00:24:17,599 I'll prove it to you. I'll prove it to you.
320 00:24:18,562 00:24:19,550 - Let me take you out tonight. - Mmm-mmm. - Let me take you out tonight. - Mmm-mmm.
321 00:24:19,574 00:24:21,536 Look, we'll keep it chill. Look, we'll keep it chill.
322 00:24:21,560 00:24:23,542 Have you been to Tino's in Corktown? Have you been to Tino's in Corktown?
323 00:24:23,566 00:24:27,537 They've got a cheesesteak that'll make you feel way better things than I can. They've got a cheesesteak that'll make you feel way better things than I can.
324 00:24:27,561 00:24:29,548 That's a low bar. That's a low bar.
325 00:24:29,572 00:24:31,530 Look, just give me one shot. Look, just give me one shot.
326 00:24:31,554 00:24:32,878 One shot. That's all I'm asking. One shot. That's all I'm asking.
327 00:24:35,560 00:24:39,596 If I say yes, will you get the hell out of my apartment? If I say yes, will you get the hell out of my apartment?
328 00:24:42,569 00:24:44,596 See you at 8:00. See you at 8:00.
329 00:24:47,573 00:24:49,543 "Dear Jane..." "Dear Jane..."
330 00:24:49,567 00:24:52,545 Because you decided to remain in a house with toxic people, Because you decided to remain in a house with toxic people,
331 00:24:52,569 00:24:55,545 I haven't felt safe enough to do my drilling, I haven't felt safe enough to do my drilling,
332 00:24:55,569 00:24:56,618 or my billing. or my billing.
333 00:24:57,552 00:24:58,756 And May is our busiest month. And May is our busiest month.
334 00:24:59,552 00:25:00,541 Those freak hoes that you live with Those freak hoes that you live with
335 00:25:00,565 00:25:02,535 keep dragging you into trouble, keep dragging you into trouble,
336 00:25:02,559 00:25:04,549 and every time, you go with them without thinking twice. and every time, you go with them without thinking twice.
337 00:25:04,573 00:25:07,535 I still have nightmares about being inside I still have nightmares about being inside
338 00:25:07,559 00:25:10,547 that gigantic, evangelical cockroach. that gigantic, evangelical cockroach.
339 00:25:10,571 00:25:14,545 Do you ever think about how your decisions affect the rest of us? Do you ever think about how your decisions affect the rest of us?
340 00:25:14,569 00:25:17,538 Because it doesn't seem like you do. Because it doesn't seem like you do.
341 00:25:17,562 00:25:19,545 "Warmest regards, Driller Bill." "Warmest regards, Driller Bill."
342 00:25:19,569 00:25:22,598 Of course I'm going to fucking help them. Of course I'm going to fucking help them.
343 00:25:23,554 00:25:24,547 Why? Why?
344 00:25:24,571 00:25:27,533 We're your family, Jane. We're your family, Jane.
345 00:25:27,557 00:25:29,532 And Kay is your responsibility. And Kay is your responsibility.
346 00:25:29,556 00:25:32,543 Not that other little girl that you think needs taking care of. Not that other little girl that you think needs taking care of.
347 00:25:32,567 00:25:34,547 - Her name is Dorothy. - Okay. - Her name is Dorothy. - Okay.
348 00:25:34,571 00:25:36,537 Dorothy. Dorothy.
349 00:25:36,561 00:25:39,616 You're not saying you consider those people your family, too? You're not saying you consider those people your family, too?
350 00:25:44,556 00:25:47,551 You know, this shit may be cut and dry for you ding-dongs. You know, this shit may be cut and dry for you ding-dongs.
351 00:25:47,575 00:25:48,619 But it's not for me. But it's not for me.
352 00:25:51,557 00:25:52,542 Life... Life...
353 00:25:52,566 00:25:55,545 Life up there, it's... it's messy, Life up there, it's... it's messy,
354 00:25:55,569 00:25:57,602 and confusing. and confusing.
355 00:26:01,554 00:26:04,530 A long time ago, I would have A long time ago, I would have
356 00:26:04,554 00:26:07,602 bailed as soon as I found out what the Chief did to us. bailed as soon as I found out what the Chief did to us.
357 00:26:08,567 00:26:10,604 But I think that those But I think that those
358 00:26:12,563 00:26:17,600 annoying fuck-ups that I live with are my family. annoying fuck-ups that I live with are my family.
359 00:26:20,556 00:26:22,535 They may be spineless, They may be spineless,
360 00:26:22,559 00:26:23,614 and selfish. and selfish.
361 00:26:25,563 00:26:27,611 But I know deep down, they all care about me. But I know deep down, they all care about me.
362 00:26:30,561 00:26:31,538 Even the Chief. Even the Chief.
363 00:26:31,562 00:26:33,539 Until he betrays us again. Until he betrays us again.
364 00:26:33,563 00:26:36,551 Just fuck this pity party! Just fuck this pity party!
365 00:26:36,575 00:26:38,549 God... God...
366 00:26:38,573 00:26:41,608 God damn it, Niles. You said we wouldn't get separated. God damn it, Niles. You said we wouldn't get separated.
367 00:26:42,564 00:26:45,558 It's fine. Everything's fine. It's fine. Everything's fine.
368 00:27:33,566 00:27:35,549 Dr. Caulder. Dr. Caulder.
369 00:27:35,573 00:27:39,608 I am delighted you accepted my invitation. I am delighted you accepted my invitation.
370 00:27:40,559 00:27:41,544 Where's Larry? Where's Larry?
371 00:27:41,568 00:27:45,534 The foul stench of compassion The foul stench of compassion
372 00:27:45,558 00:27:46,882 pollutes the very air around you. pollutes the very air around you.
373 00:27:47,552 00:27:48,540 Ah, no matter. Ah, no matter.
374 00:27:48,564 00:27:50,541 My tutelage shall soon cleanse you of that quickly. My tutelage shall soon cleanse you of that quickly.
375 00:27:50,565 00:27:52,618 Tutelage? What is it you want from me? Tutelage? What is it you want from me?
376 00:27:53,552 00:27:56,551 After countless centuries, I'm afraid the pain of loneliness After countless centuries, I'm afraid the pain of loneliness
377 00:27:56,575 00:28:00,549 has become somewhat of a bland potage of my daily consumption. has become somewhat of a bland potage of my daily consumption.
378 00:28:00,573 00:28:03,546 What I long for now is an equal. What I long for now is an equal.
379 00:28:03,570 00:28:05,535 Someone who Someone who
380 00:28:05,559 00:28:08,546 revels in harvesting the agony of others as much as I. revels in harvesting the agony of others as much as I.
381 00:28:08,570 00:28:10,537 I am not your equal. I am not your equal.
382 00:28:10,561 00:28:14,539 Of course you're not! Of course you're not!
383 00:28:14,563 00:28:15,545 No. No.
384 00:28:15,569 00:28:18,544 But... by my guiding hand, But... by my guiding hand,
385 00:28:18,568 00:28:23,613 within a few short decades, we could perfect your prowess for pain. within a few short decades, we could perfect your prowess for pain.
386 00:28:24,563 00:28:26,538 I, your master, I, your master,
387 00:28:26,562 00:28:29,548 and you, my singular apprentice. and you, my singular apprentice.
388 00:28:29,572 00:28:32,618 - "Decades"? - Oh, yes, Dr. Caulder. - "Decades"? - Oh, yes, Dr. Caulder.
389 00:28:34,554 00:28:36,605 Eternal life. Eternal life.
390 00:28:59,574 00:29:01,546 I don't know what it is you think you see in me, I don't know what it is you think you see in me,
391 00:29:01,570 00:29:03,539 but you're wasting your time. but you're wasting your time.
392 00:29:03,563 00:29:06,546 Oh, you made quite the impression all those years ago. Oh, you made quite the impression all those years ago.
393 00:29:06,570 00:29:09,548 I saw something absolutely wondrous I saw something absolutely wondrous
394 00:29:09,572 00:29:11,541 in that little boy from the alley. in that little boy from the alley.
395 00:29:11,565 00:29:13,809 Was that before or after you murdered an innocent woman? Was that before or after you murdered an innocent woman?
396 00:29:14,553 00:29:15,539 Oh, that's just it. Oh, that's just it.
397 00:29:15,563 00:29:18,551 When you came up on that horrific abomination When you came up on that horrific abomination
398 00:29:18,575 00:29:21,545 in the alley, you did not run. in the alley, you did not run.
399 00:29:21,569 00:29:22,619 No, you weren't afraid. No, you weren't afraid.
400 00:29:23,553 00:29:25,537 You were fascinated. You were fascinated.
401 00:29:25,561 00:29:27,544 Oh, I could feel the exhilaration Oh, I could feel the exhilaration
402 00:29:27,568 00:29:29,548 coursing through your veins. coursing through your veins.
403 00:29:29,572 00:29:33,532 A man that passionate will go to the greatest of lengths A man that passionate will go to the greatest of lengths
404 00:29:33,556 00:29:35,537 to satisfy his curiosities. to satisfy his curiosities.
405 00:29:35,561 00:29:37,542 - No matter the cost. - You're wrong. - No matter the cost. - You're wrong.
406 00:29:37,566 00:29:38,610 Am I? Am I?
407 00:29:39,560 00:29:41,532 Tell me, Tell me,
408 00:29:41,556 00:29:44,550 when you ruined the lives of that pathetic pack of simpletons, when you ruined the lives of that pathetic pack of simpletons,
409 00:29:44,574 00:29:46,539 what did their pain taste like? what did their pain taste like?
410 00:29:46,563 00:29:48,618 Dust, and ash. Dust, and ash.
411 00:29:50,565 00:29:54,544 I did what I had to do to protect someone I love. I did what I had to do to protect someone I love.
412 00:29:54,568 00:29:59,610 But I wouldn't expect a soulless parasite like you to understand that. But I wouldn't expect a soulless parasite like you to understand that.
413 00:30:02,562 00:30:03,617 Very well. Very well.
414 00:30:12,564 00:30:15,553 If you will not be my charge... If you will not be my charge...
415 00:30:18,560 00:30:20,598 You will be my chattel. You will be my chattel.
416 00:30:25,553 00:30:27,559 Ah! Oh, God. Ah! Oh, God.
417 00:30:29,568 00:30:31,613 Why are you doing this to me? Why are you doing this to me?
418 00:30:34,573 00:30:36,547 No! Oh, God! No! Oh, God!
419 00:30:36,571 00:30:38,558 No, please, God!, no! No, please, God!, no!
420 00:30:41,566 00:30:43,617 I'm sorry! Please, stop! I'm sorry! Please, stop!
421 00:30:52,567 00:30:53,611 Come in. Come in.
422 00:31:03,552 00:31:04,549 I look like Boris Karloff. I look like Boris Karloff.
423 00:31:04,573 00:31:07,601 You look absolutely stunning. You look absolutely stunning.
424 00:31:09,559 00:31:11,541 And the turtleneck, very debonair. And the turtleneck, very debonair.
425 00:31:11,565 00:31:14,545 Will you still talk to me if I give you radiation poisoning? Will you still talk to me if I give you radiation poisoning?
426 00:31:14,569 00:31:16,542 Ugh, pshaw. Ugh, pshaw.
427 00:31:16,566 00:31:20,535 If Niles says it's safe for you to walk around like this, If Niles says it's safe for you to walk around like this,
428 00:31:20,559 00:31:22,601 then you have to trust him. then you have to trust him.
429 00:31:23,572 00:31:24,616 I do. I do.
430 00:31:29,566 00:31:30,610 Thank you. Thank you.
431 00:31:36,566 00:31:39,542 I never got a chance to tell you what a big fan I am. I never got a chance to tell you what a big fan I am.
432 00:31:39,566 00:31:40,619 Oh? Oh?
433 00:31:41,553 00:31:43,537 Yeah, Sweet Desire is one of my favorite films. Yeah, Sweet Desire is one of my favorite films.
434 00:31:43,561 00:31:46,536 When your husband abandons you, and you give that amazing speech When your husband abandons you, and you give that amazing speech
435 00:31:46,560 00:31:48,550 about how you're not worthy of love... about how you're not worthy of love...
436 00:31:48,574 00:31:50,544 Chills, every time. Chills, every time.
437 00:31:50,568 00:31:53,619 Would you believe they almost cast Deborah Kerr instead of me? Would you believe they almost cast Deborah Kerr instead of me?
438 00:31:54,553 00:31:56,530 What a train wreck that would have been. What a train wreck that would have been.
439 00:31:56,554 00:31:59,532 Yeah, your performances, they... they always had so much depth. Yeah, your performances, they... they always had so much depth.
440 00:31:59,556 00:32:02,535 You were more than just a pretty face with a perfect smile. You were more than just a pretty face with a perfect smile.
441 00:32:02,559 00:32:05,531 And I always felt there was something underneath all that. And I always felt there was something underneath all that.
442 00:32:05,555 00:32:06,599 What? What?
443 00:32:07,573 00:32:09,548 Pain. Pain.
444 00:32:09,572 00:32:13,531 It was quiet, and it was very deep. It was quiet, and it was very deep.
445 00:32:13,555 00:32:14,548 But I could tell it was there. But I could tell it was there.
446 00:32:14,572 00:32:17,535 And I could tell you had to hide it from the world. And I could tell you had to hide it from the world.
447 00:32:17,559 00:32:19,545 Well, I'm sure I don't know what you're talking about... Well, I'm sure I don't know what you're talking about...
448 00:32:19,569 00:32:23,537 Forgive me, I don't mean to be too familiar. I just Forgive me, I don't mean to be too familiar. I just
449 00:32:23,561 00:32:25,549 I know how that feels. And I wanted to say I know how that feels. And I wanted to say
450 00:32:25,573 00:32:29,617 that watching you always made me feel a little less alone. that watching you always made me feel a little less alone.
451 00:32:32,573 00:32:34,545 Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
452 00:32:34,569 00:32:38,531 No, no, no. I'm sorry. This is just something that happens on occasion No, no, no. I'm sorry. This is just something that happens on occasion
453 00:32:38,555 00:32:39,544 when my condition flares up. when my condition flares up.
454 00:32:39,568 00:32:41,606 - Your condition? - Excuse me. - Your condition? - Excuse me.
455 00:32:53,559 00:32:55,598 What the fucking fuck is this? What the fucking fuck is this?
456 00:33:00,560 00:33:03,536 Are you aware this is private property you're currently trespassing on? Are you aware this is private property you're currently trespassing on?
457 00:33:03,560 00:33:04,541 Trespassing? Trespassing?
458 00:33:04,565 00:33:06,531 Nah, this is my daughter's place. Nah, this is my daughter's place.
459 00:33:06,555 00:33:08,528 - Your daughter Clara Steele? - Yes, thank you. - Your daughter Clara Steele? - Yes, thank you.
460 00:33:08,552 00:33:10,610 That's what I'm saying. How did... That's what I'm saying. How did...
461 00:33:12,562 00:33:14,538 God damn it! God damn it!
462 00:33:14,562 00:33:17,549 That's just fucking great! She spends 30 years thinking her dear old dad's dead. That's just fucking great! She spends 30 years thinking her dear old dad's dead.
463 00:33:17,573 00:33:21,536 And when she find out he's not, she fucking calls the cops on him? And when she find out he's not, she fucking calls the cops on him?
464 00:33:21,560 00:33:23,550 - Sir... - I deserve better than this shit. You know? - Sir... - I deserve better than this shit. You know?
465 00:33:23,574 00:33:26,545 I was a good fucking dad! Wiped her ass, cleaned her puke, I was a good fucking dad! Wiped her ass, cleaned her puke,
466 00:33:26,569 00:33:29,546 bought her every Strawberry fucking Shortcake doll that she ever asked for, bought her every Strawberry fucking Shortcake doll that she ever asked for,
467 00:33:29,570 00:33:31,541 and this is the thanks I get? and this is the thanks I get?
468 00:33:31,565 00:33:33,540 Listen, buddy, I get it. Listen, buddy, I get it.
469 00:33:33,564 00:33:35,545 My kid's a piece of work, too. But right now, she doesn't wanna talk. My kid's a piece of work, too. But right now, she doesn't wanna talk.
470 00:33:35,569 00:33:38,536 So, cool off, and try again some other time, all right? So, cool off, and try again some other time, all right?
471 00:33:38,560 00:33:40,618 Oh, yeah? How's this for cooling off? Oh, yeah? How's this for cooling off?
472 00:33:41,552 00:33:43,545 Sir, step away from the bus. Sir, step away from the bus.
473 00:33:43,569 00:33:48,555 Fuck you! It's my fucking bus. Fuck you! It's my fucking bus.
474 00:33:51,552 00:33:53,535 - Dude's a giant fucking robot. - Fuck! - Dude's a giant fucking robot. - Fuck!
475 00:33:53,559 00:33:55,531 - I mean, it is his fucking bus. - Damn it! - I mean, it is his fucking bus. - Damn it!
476 00:33:55,555 00:33:58,530 Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck! Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck!
477 00:33:58,554 00:34:00,544 I understand how difficult that must have been for you. I understand how difficult that must have been for you.
478 00:34:00,568 00:34:04,535 But try and receive our criticism in the spirit in which it was intended. But try and receive our criticism in the spirit in which it was intended.
479 00:34:04,559 00:34:07,538 Oh, you mean the spirit of a feckless, ungrateful mob Oh, you mean the spirit of a feckless, ungrateful mob
480 00:34:07,562 00:34:09,536 of shit-eating losers? of shit-eating losers?
481 00:34:09,560 00:34:11,532 Yeah, message received. Yeah, message received.
482 00:34:11,556 00:34:13,530 Don't fucking tell me how to do my job. Don't fucking tell me how to do my job.
483 00:34:13,554 00:34:15,542 You seem to possess a very clear understanding of your mandate You seem to possess a very clear understanding of your mandate
484 00:34:15,566 00:34:16,770 within our little eco-system. within our little eco-system.
485 00:34:17,553 00:34:19,609 I think it's important that you articulate it. I think it's important that you articulate it.
486 00:34:26,567 00:34:29,541 I fucking survive I fucking survive
487 00:34:29,565 00:34:34,615 the tidal wave of bullshit that hits us every single fucking day. the tidal wave of bullshit that hits us every single fucking day.
488 00:34:38,558 00:34:40,541 I'm the one who deals with it. I'm the one who deals with it.
489 00:34:40,565 00:34:42,539 When one of you loses their shit, When one of you loses their shit,
490 00:34:42,563 00:34:44,727 I'm the one who has to clean up their mess afterwards. I'm the one who has to clean up their mess afterwards.
491 00:34:45,553 00:34:49,537 When we have to wake up, and do it all over again, and again, and again, When we have to wake up, and do it all over again, and again, and again,
492 00:34:49,561 00:34:50,551 I'm the one who bounces back. I'm the one who bounces back.
493 00:34:50,575 00:34:52,544 Who bounces back. Who bounces back.
494 00:34:52,568 00:34:54,543 I'm the fucking one... I'm the fucking one...
495 00:34:54,567 00:34:56,609 The fucking primary, not you The fucking primary, not you
496 00:34:57,574 00:35:00,605 not any of those other stumblefucks. not any of those other stumblefucks.
497 00:35:01,553 00:35:02,539 Me. Me.
498 00:35:02,563 00:35:04,545 If you'd like to continue to be "the one," If you'd like to continue to be "the one,"
499 00:35:04,569 00:35:06,534 as you put it, as you put it,
500 00:35:06,558 00:35:09,539 then I suggest you step off that bus, then I suggest you step off that bus,
501 00:35:09,563 00:35:11,531 and never return to that house. and never return to that house.
502 00:35:11,555 00:35:12,545 You're giving me an ultimatum. You're giving me an ultimatum.
503 00:35:12,569 00:35:14,531 I don't like that word. I don't like that word.
504 00:35:14,555 00:35:16,543 Think of it as a performance improvement plan. Think of it as a performance improvement plan.
505 00:35:16,567 00:35:19,537 Listen, I screwed up. All right? Listen, I screwed up. All right?
506 00:35:19,561 00:35:20,547 Is that what you fucking wanna hear? Is that what you fucking wanna hear?
507 00:35:20,571 00:35:22,543 I'll be more careful. I'll be more careful.
508 00:35:22,567 00:35:25,540 I won't touch that serum again. I... I won't go diving head first I won't touch that serum again. I... I won't go diving head first
509 00:35:25,564 00:35:28,618 into every weird dimensional portal that comes our way, all right? into every weird dimensional portal that comes our way, all right?
510 00:35:29,552 00:35:30,551 This is not a negotiation, Jane. This is not a negotiation, Jane.
511 00:35:30,575 00:35:33,619 Your true addiction is not the serum. Your true addiction is not the serum.
512 00:35:34,553 00:35:36,546 It's Niles Caulder, and your friends. It's Niles Caulder, and your friends.
513 00:35:36,570 00:35:38,618 - Merely your enablers. - That's not true. - Merely your enablers. - That's not true.
514 00:35:39,552 00:35:41,601 There is no half measure here, Jane. There is no half measure here, Jane.
515 00:35:43,557 00:35:46,615 Leave Niles, or lose your post as primary. Leave Niles, or lose your post as primary.
516 00:35:50,559 00:35:53,604 Ready or not, here I come! Ready or not, here I come!
517 00:36:15,558 00:36:16,602 I heard that. I heard that.
518 00:36:28,574 00:36:30,607 Nice try, Danny. Nice try, Danny.
519 00:36:31,554 00:36:32,616 You can't fool me. You can't fool me.
520 00:36:34,553 00:36:35,613 Boo! Boo!
521 00:36:40,554 00:36:43,535 Oh, fudge! Oh, fudge!
522 00:36:43,559 00:36:50,532 A wretched soul, bruised with adversity, we bid be quiet when we hear it cry. A wretched soul, bruised with adversity, we bid be quiet when we hear it cry.
523 00:36:50,556 00:36:53,547 But were we burdened with like weight of pain, But were we burdened with like weight of pain,
524 00:36:53,571 00:36:57,542 as much, or more we should ourselves complain? as much, or more we should ourselves complain?
525 00:36:57,566 00:37:00,618 Do you know what it is to see with dull eyes? Do you know what it is to see with dull eyes?
526 00:37:01,552 00:37:02,538 What What
527 00:37:02,562 00:37:03,546 are are
528 00:37:03,570 00:37:05,532 you... you...
529 00:37:05,556 00:37:07,619 To speak with contrived voice? To speak with contrived voice?
530 00:37:10,567 00:37:12,545 No... No...
531 00:37:12,569 00:37:16,542 What is this? What is this?
532 00:37:16,566 00:37:19,608 To touch with dead hands. To touch with dead hands.
533 00:37:21,564 00:37:24,540 Abject hopelessness with subtle hints Abject hopelessness with subtle hints
534 00:37:24,564 00:37:26,542 of despondent isolation? of despondent isolation?
535 00:37:26,566 00:37:29,606 Scrumptious. Scrumptious.
536 00:37:30,562 00:37:31,573 Now you know. Now you know.
537 00:37:35,567 00:37:38,618 No, no, no! Uh, no. No, no, no! Uh, no.
538 00:37:39,571 00:37:42,550 I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
539 00:37:42,574 00:37:45,531 - I'm sorry, please get out! - Larry? - I'm sorry, please get out! - Larry?
540 00:37:45,555 00:37:48,531 Oh, God. Oh, God.
541 00:37:48,555 00:37:49,544 Larry! Larry!
542 00:37:49,568 00:37:52,611 - Please, God, Rita, just go! - I don't know what to do! - Please, God, Rita, just go! - I don't know what to do!
543 00:37:53,561 00:37:54,561 Larry! Larry!
544 00:38:00,572 00:38:02,540 That's enough. That's enough.
545 00:38:02,564 00:38:04,619 But it's never enough, Dr. Caulder. But it's never enough, Dr. Caulder.
546 00:38:12,552 00:38:15,559 Please stop, I beg you. Please stop, I beg you.
547 00:38:31,569 00:38:35,558 You... You don't plan these things, they just happen. You... You don't plan these things, they just happen.
548 00:38:36,568 00:38:38,618 Darling, it just doesn't make sense. Darling, it just doesn't make sense.
549 00:38:39,552 00:38:40,546 I know. I know. I know. I know.
550 00:38:40,570 00:38:43,535 "I know. It doesn't." "I know. It doesn't."
551 00:38:43,559 00:38:45,542 Please. Please.
552 00:38:45,566 00:38:50,540 I've seen steadier performances from a two-legged coatrack. I've seen steadier performances from a two-legged coatrack.
553 00:38:50,564 00:38:54,613 Hmm. I guess that's why she only got six Oscar nominations. Hmm. I guess that's why she only got six Oscar nominations.
554 00:38:56,556 00:38:57,533 But never won. But never won.
555 00:38:57,557 00:38:59,534 It should've been me. It should've been me.
556 00:38:59,558 00:39:02,532 If it wasn't for my unfortunate If it wasn't for my unfortunate
557 00:39:02,556 00:39:03,533 incident, incident,
558 00:39:03,557 00:39:05,597 it would have been. it would have been.
559 00:39:07,565 00:39:11,619 Niles told me he was helping other people with their own conditions. Niles told me he was helping other people with their own conditions.
560 00:39:12,553 00:39:15,609 I just never imagined anyone could have it as bad as me. I just never imagined anyone could have it as bad as me.
561 00:39:17,575 00:39:19,549 I'm sorry for how I reacted earlier. I'm sorry for how I reacted earlier.
562 00:39:19,573 00:39:20,550 It's quite all right. It's quite all right.
563 00:39:20,574 00:39:22,536 I've gotten used to it. I've gotten used to it.
564 00:39:22,560 00:39:24,619 You shouldn't have to get used to it. You shouldn't have to get used to it.
565 00:39:25,553 00:39:27,533 Like you said, this is your home. Like you said, this is your home.
566 00:39:27,557 00:39:28,545 You should feel comfortable. You should feel comfortable.
567 00:39:28,569 00:39:30,613 Oh, I'm comfortable. Oh, I'm comfortable.
568 00:39:31,561 00:39:32,547 However However
569 00:39:32,571 00:39:35,534 I'm afraid I'm becoming a bit too comfortable I'm afraid I'm becoming a bit too comfortable
570 00:39:35,558 00:39:36,842 with the monster in the mirror. with the monster in the mirror.
571 00:39:38,574 00:39:40,619 Early signs of a lost cause. Early signs of a lost cause.
572 00:39:41,553 00:39:43,536 I don't think that's true. I don't think that's true.
573 00:39:43,560 00:39:44,619 And if it is, then... And if it is, then...
574 00:39:47,562 00:39:49,604 Let's be lost causes together. Let's be lost causes together.
575 00:40:02,569 00:40:03,551 Don't do this! Don't do this!
576 00:40:03,575 00:40:05,534 Larry, I'm coming! Larry, I'm coming!
577 00:40:05,558 00:40:07,618 Just go! Just go!
578 00:40:12,571 00:40:14,617 Oh, Dr. Caulder. Oh, Dr. Caulder.
579 00:40:15,552 00:40:16,796 What high hopes I had for you. What high hopes I had for you.
580 00:40:18,559 00:40:21,550 Under my care, you could have blossomed. Under my care, you could have blossomed.
581 00:40:21,574 00:40:25,551 Rita, no, no! Get out! Rita, no, no! Get out!
582 00:40:25,575 00:40:27,532 I won't leave you! I won't leave you!
583 00:40:27,556 00:40:29,616 Please, God, Rita just don't do this! Please, God, Rita just don't do this!
584 00:40:30,566 00:40:32,540 Rita, just go. Rita, just go.
585 00:40:32,564 00:40:37,545 You could have transformed into something truly exquisite. You could have transformed into something truly exquisite.
586 00:40:37,569 00:40:39,530 Something divine. Something divine.
587 00:40:39,554 00:40:41,571 Rita, just go. Rita, just go.
588 00:40:46,555 00:40:47,544 I guess I guess
589 00:40:47,568 00:40:50,569 I'm still just that boy in the alley. I'm still just that boy in the alley.
590 00:40:58,558 00:41:02,562 This is incomparable pain, Dr. Niles. This is incomparable pain, Dr. Niles.
591 00:41:05,560 00:41:08,544 Ah, the black fire works inside. Ah, the black fire works inside.
592 00:41:08,568 00:41:12,533 Ah, the dark comes on in wait. Ah, the dark comes on in wait.
593 00:41:12,557 00:41:13,548 And wind... And wind...
594 00:41:13,572 00:41:15,548 Oh, such a wind. Oh, such a wind.
595 00:41:15,572 00:41:18,554 A roaring hurricane of wind. A roaring hurricane of wind.
596 00:41:40,562 00:41:41,549 Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
597 00:41:41,573 00:41:43,549 Are these all his victims? Are these all his victims?
598 00:41:43,573 00:41:45,565 Which would have been us, too. Which would have been us, too.
599 00:42:01,566 00:42:04,543 Couldn't just be easy, could it? No. Couldn't just be easy, could it? No.
600 00:42:04,567 00:42:06,539 Couldn't just be, "Oh, hey, Dad. Couldn't just be, "Oh, hey, Dad.
601 00:42:06,563 00:42:09,545 I missed you. I can't believe you're still alive all this time! I missed you. I can't believe you're still alive all this time!
602 00:42:09,569 00:42:14,537 Cool robot body. Come on in. Have a beer. We'll catch up." Cool robot body. Come on in. Have a beer. We'll catch up."
603 00:42:14,561 00:42:16,531 Hey, you! Hey, you!
604 00:42:16,555 00:42:18,539 Party's inside, lady. Have a blast. Party's inside, lady. Have a blast.
605 00:42:18,563 00:42:21,538 Hey, do me a favor and say hi to my grandkid for me. All right? Hey, do me a favor and say hi to my grandkid for me. All right?
606 00:42:21,562 00:42:24,614 While you're at it, save me a piece of gender reveal cake. While you're at it, save me a piece of gender reveal cake.
607 00:42:25,575 00:42:27,538 My grandkid. My grandkid.
608 00:42:27,562 00:42:30,548 I can't believe I'm gonna have a grandkid. I can't believe I'm gonna have a grandkid.
609 00:42:30,572 00:42:32,549 I gonna fucking miss out on that, too. I gonna fucking miss out on that, too.
610 00:42:32,573 00:42:36,551 I'm gonna miss everything. It's just not fucking fair. I'm gonna miss everything. It's just not fucking fair.
611 00:42:36,575 00:42:38,601 Cliff. Cliff.
612 00:42:40,566 00:42:42,538 It's not fair, Jane. It's not fair, Jane.
613 00:42:42,562 00:42:45,530 I know I wasn't the perfect dad, but I did the best I could. I know I wasn't the perfect dad, but I did the best I could.
614 00:42:45,554 00:42:48,597 And this, all this, it wasn't my fault. And this, all this, it wasn't my fault.
615 00:42:49,568 00:42:50,618 You're right. You're right.
616 00:42:51,574 00:42:52,618 It wasn't. It wasn't.
617 00:42:55,558 00:42:56,602 But this... But this...
618 00:42:57,565 00:42:58,609 This is. This is.
619 00:43:10,552 00:43:11,618 Shit. Shit.
620 00:43:12,552 00:43:13,876 I completely fucked up, didn't I? I completely fucked up, didn't I?
621 00:43:14,552 00:43:15,563 Yeah, dude. Yeah, dude.
622 00:43:17,556 00:43:18,600 We both did. We both did.
623 00:43:20,561 00:43:22,596 Listen, let's get out of here. Listen, let's get out of here.
624 00:43:29,571 00:43:31,599 You coming? You coming?
625 00:43:43,563 00:43:45,610 Please be okay. Please be okay.
626 00:43:46,572 00:43:48,598 Don't cry, darling. Don't cry, darling.
627 00:43:51,557 00:43:53,606 Oh... Oh...
628 00:44:04,564 00:44:06,601 Look what I did. Look what I did.
629 00:44:08,557 00:44:10,533 Am I bad a person? Am I bad a person?
630 00:44:10,557 00:44:11,601 No. No.
631 00:44:12,556 00:44:14,541 We all make mistakes. We all make mistakes.
632 00:44:14,565 00:44:18,540 The important thing to remember is they don't define who we are. The important thing to remember is they don't define who we are.
633 00:44:18,564 00:44:21,540 I said I was sorry. I said I was sorry.
634 00:44:21,564 00:44:23,619 But I don't think that made it any better. But I don't think that made it any better.
635 00:44:24,553 00:44:25,541 Sometimes Sometimes
636 00:44:25,565 00:44:27,534 when you make a very big mistake, when you make a very big mistake,
637 00:44:27,558 00:44:30,547 you have to do more than just apologize. you have to do more than just apologize.
638 00:44:30,571 00:44:31,551 Like what? Like what?
639 00:44:31,575 00:44:33,543 You must try to fix it. You must try to fix it.
640 00:44:33,567 00:44:35,606 What if I can't? What if I can't?
641 00:46:06,557 00:46:08,535 I can never thank you enough. I can never thank you enough.
642 00:46:08,559 00:46:09,547 You'll never have to. You'll never have to.
643 00:46:09,571 00:46:11,543 I'm always here for you. I'm always here for you.
644 00:46:11,567 00:46:12,611 I know. I know.
645 00:46:14,565 00:46:16,540 - That's the problem. - What do you mean? - That's the problem. - What do you mean?
646 00:46:16,564 00:46:18,619 Everywhere I go, everything I do, Everywhere I go, everything I do,
647 00:46:19,553 00:46:23,536 anyone I get close to, it always ends in pain. anyone I get close to, it always ends in pain.
648 00:46:23,560 00:46:26,531 You should get as far away from me as you can. You should get as far away from me as you can.
649 00:46:26,555 00:46:27,614 I'm a lost cause. I'm a lost cause.
650 00:46:31,552 00:46:33,536 I thought I was, too, once. I thought I was, too, once.
651 00:46:33,560 00:46:35,599 But then I met you. But then I met you.
652 00:46:39,556 00:46:43,606 Lost causes aren't lost if there's someone to fight for them. Lost causes aren't lost if there's someone to fight for them.
653 00:46:56,558 00:46:58,606 Oh! Oh!
654 00:48:24,574 00:48:25,618 Hey! Hey!
655 00:48:27,555 00:48:28,539 Hey! Hey!
656 00:48:28,563 00:48:31,564 Let me out right now, you shitheads! Let me out right now, you shitheads!
657 00:48:33,575 00:48:36,611 Let me out! Let me out!