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1 00:01:18,010 00:01:20,989 If you want to understand what I've done, If you want to understand what I've done,
2 00:01:21,013 00:01:24,022 there are things you must understand about my daughter. there are things you must understand about my daughter.
3 00:01:28,000 00:01:29,280 [PEOPLE CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY] [PEOPLE CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY]
4 00:01:34,018 00:01:35,997 In 1927, I was moonlighting In 1927, I was moonlighting
5 00:01:36,021 00:01:39,991 in the Bureau of Normalcy's American headquarters. in the Bureau of Normalcy's American headquarters.
6 00:01:40,015 00:01:43,022 I intercepted a tip that brought me home to London, I intercepted a tip that brought me home to London,
7 00:01:44,000 00:01:45,986 a travelling carnival of grotesques a travelling carnival of grotesques
8 00:01:46,010 00:01:47,991 featuring a familiar beast. featuring a familiar beast.
9 00:01:48,015 00:01:49,987 A beast who, if real, A beast who, if real,
10 00:01:50,011 00:01:50,998 was linked to a woman was linked to a woman
11 00:01:51,022 00:01:53,982 I'd tried to keep secret from the world. I'd tried to keep secret from the world.
12 00:01:54,006 00:01:55,986 Tuppence a head, if you will! Tuppence a head, if you will!
13 00:01:56,010 00:01:57,984 [NILES] As for the girl, [NILES] As for the girl,
14 00:01:58,008 00:01:59,983 I told myself I would not conjecture I told myself I would not conjecture
15 00:02:00,007 00:02:02,022 until I could see the beast with my own eyes. until I could see the beast with my own eyes.
16 00:02:06,008 00:02:09,992 And yet, she was at the front of my mind. And yet, she was at the front of my mind.
17 00:02:10,016 00:02:13,982 [CROWD APPLAUDING] - What violence had - brought her to this place? [CROWD APPLAUDING] - What violence had - brought her to this place?
18 00:02:14,006 00:02:14,995 What had she been made to suffer What had she been made to suffer
19 00:02:15,019 00:02:18,022 in the company of this bawdy, illiterate scum? in the company of this bawdy, illiterate scum?
20 00:02:19,000 00:02:19,982 [PIANO MUSIC PLAYING] [PIANO MUSIC PLAYING]
21 00:02:20,006 00:02:21,019 [CROWD LAUGHING] [CROWD LAUGHING]
22 00:02:24,022 00:02:25,991 [CROWD APPLAUDING] [CROWD APPLAUDING]
23 00:02:26,015 00:02:28,995 Misshapes, mistakes, and misfits, ladies and gentlemen. Misshapes, mistakes, and misfits, ladies and gentlemen.
24 00:02:29,019 00:02:31,986 Snows and toes. Snows and toes.
25 00:02:32,010 00:02:34,010 [CROWD CHEERING] [CROWD CHEERING]
26 00:02:36,013 00:02:38,987 But now, the putrid little primate But now, the putrid little primate
27 00:02:39,011 00:02:41,979 that you shelled out your shekels to see. that you shelled out your shekels to see.
28 00:02:42,003 00:02:43,980 And here she comes, And here she comes,
29 00:02:44,004 00:02:44,997 a hideous curiosity a hideous curiosity
30 00:02:45,021 00:02:48,990 captured deep in the icy Yukon wilderness, captured deep in the icy Yukon wilderness,
31 00:02:49,014 00:02:52,991 the Ape-Faced Girl! the Ape-Faced Girl!
32 00:02:53,015 00:02:55,001 [CROWD MURMURING] [CROWD MURMURING]
33 00:03:03,017 00:03:05,983 I got something else long and sweet for ya, I got something else long and sweet for ya,
34 00:03:06,007 00:03:06,986 Monkey Girl. Monkey Girl.
35 00:03:07,010 00:03:09,000 [AUDIENCE LAUGHING MOCKINGLY] [AUDIENCE LAUGHING MOCKINGLY]
36 00:03:10,013 00:03:12,979 Calm yourselves, calm yourselves. She's a... Calm yourselves, calm yourselves. She's a...
37 00:03:13,003 00:03:15,982 [NILES] It was as cruel as I had imagined. [NILES] It was as cruel as I had imagined.
38 00:03:16,006 00:03:17,992 And as real as I'd feared. And as real as I'd feared.
39 00:03:18,016 00:03:20,986 [RINGMASTER] A ferocious monster, [RINGMASTER] A ferocious monster,
40 00:03:21,010 00:03:25,022 tethered to her deranged mind, tethered to her deranged mind,
41 00:03:26,000 00:03:29,014 the Ape Girl's gruesome pet! the Ape Girl's gruesome pet!
42 00:03:31,002 00:03:31,993 [NILES] Her beast. [NILES] Her beast.
43 00:03:32,017 00:03:33,993 Whether it was a spirit or a familiar Whether it was a spirit or a familiar
44 00:03:34,017 00:03:36,978 I have yet to fully understand. I have yet to fully understand.
45 00:03:37,002 00:03:38,990 Go on, give us a twirl then. Go on, give us a twirl then.
46 00:03:39,014 00:03:40,981 [NILES] But one thing was certain. [NILES] But one thing was certain.
47 00:03:41,005 00:03:43,022 It belongs to a woman I had loved It belongs to a woman I had loved
48 00:03:44,000 00:03:45,989 and left a long time ago... and left a long time ago...
49 00:03:46,013 00:03:47,980 [RINGMASTER] Around the other way. [RINGMASTER] Around the other way.
50 00:03:48,004 00:03:49,991 And apparently, it hadn't forgotten me, either. And apparently, it hadn't forgotten me, either.
51 00:03:50,015 00:03:51,997 - I said around the other way! - [WHIP LASHING] - I said around the other way! - [WHIP LASHING]
52 00:03:52,021 00:03:53,980 [GROWLS] [GROWLS]
53 00:03:54,004 00:03:55,018 You will obey me! You will obey me!
54 00:03:57,000 00:03:58,007 [WOMAN SCREAMS] [WOMAN SCREAMS]
55 00:04:00,000 00:04:01,014 [GROWLS] [GROWLS]
56 00:04:02,011 00:04:03,998 [NILES] No! No! [NILES] No! No!
57 00:04:04,022 00:04:04,996 [WHIP LASHING] [WHIP LASHING]
58 00:04:05,020 00:04:07,979 [YELLING] Stop this! [YELLING] Stop this!
59 00:04:08,003 00:04:08,993 [NILES] As for what happened next [NILES] As for what happened next
60 00:04:09,017 00:04:12,018 [GROWLING] [MAN SCREAMING] [GROWLING] [MAN SCREAMING]
61 00:04:13,016 00:04:15,006 Words fail. Words fail.
62 00:04:17,011 00:04:19,013 [SNARLS] [SNARLS]
63 00:04:25,003 00:04:27,021 [GROWLING] [GROWLING]
64 00:04:29,011 00:04:30,020 [OBJECTS CLATTER] [OBJECTS CLATTER]
65 00:04:40,003 00:04:41,019 [CREATURE SNORING] [CREATURE SNORING]
66 00:04:57,011 00:04:59,003 [DOROTHY SOBBING] [DOROTHY SOBBING]
67 00:05:28,005 00:05:30,006 How do you know my mother? How do you know my mother?
68 00:05:35,017 00:05:36,023 [NILES] Two years later, [NILES] Two years later,
69 00:05:37,001 00:05:39,978 she'd barely aged a day. she'd barely aged a day.
70 00:05:40,002 00:05:41,998 I had to protect her from the world, I had to protect her from the world,
71 00:05:42,022 00:05:44,985 and the world from her. and the world from her.
72 00:05:45,009 00:05:46,980 So, I turned to a friend. So, I turned to a friend.
73 00:05:47,004 00:05:47,991 Hello, Danny. Hello, Danny.
74 00:05:48,015 00:05:50,990 A young, sentient alleyway named Danny. A young, sentient alleyway named Danny.
75 00:05:51,014 00:05:55,005 A loving, teleporting refuge for all people. A loving, teleporting refuge for all people.
76 00:06:05,012 00:06:06,020 [CHUCKLES SOFTLY] [CHUCKLES SOFTLY]
77 00:06:12,000 00:06:13,120 [LIVELY PIANO MUSIC PLAYING] [LIVELY PIANO MUSIC PLAYING]
78 00:06:15,019 00:06:17,984 Danny's agreed to keep you safe Danny's agreed to keep you safe
79 00:06:18,008 00:06:19,979 till you're a little bit older. till you're a little bit older.
80 00:06:20,003 00:06:20,986 And I promise And I promise
81 00:06:21,010 00:06:22,997 I'll visit you as often as I can. I'll visit you as often as I can.
82 00:06:23,021 00:06:24,985 Wait. Wait.
83 00:06:25,009 00:06:26,049 You're not coming with me? You're not coming with me?
84 00:06:28,018 00:06:30,019 I wish I could. I wish I could.
85 00:06:31,022 00:06:32,984 But I have to figure out But I have to figure out
86 00:06:33,008 00:06:35,022 how to be the best father I can be, how to be the best father I can be,
87 00:06:36,000 00:06:37,017 for as long as I can be. for as long as I can be.
88 00:06:38,012 00:06:38,995 I... I...
89 00:06:39,019 00:06:41,005 [MEN LAUGHING] [MEN LAUGHING]
90 00:06:43,018 00:06:46,978 [VOICE SHAKING] I don't want to lose you again. [VOICE SHAKING] I don't want to lose you again.
91 00:06:47,002 00:06:50,016 And that's precisely it, my dear. And that's precisely it, my dear.
92 00:06:52,010 00:06:53,018 My beautiful My beautiful
93 00:06:55,022 00:06:57,009 darling Dorothy. darling Dorothy.
94 00:07:01,010 00:07:02,984 [CLIFF] Yeah, yeah, real weepy shit. [CLIFF] Yeah, yeah, real weepy shit.
95 00:07:03,008 00:07:04,978 Bet you cried for weeks. Bet you cried for weeks.
96 00:07:05,002 00:07:05,985 Not what I asked. Not what I asked.
97 00:07:06,009 00:07:07,999 I asked about why you did what you did. I asked about why you did what you did.
98 00:07:08,023 00:07:10,003 To us. To us.
99 00:07:15,010 00:07:16,979 I searched the globe I searched the globe
100 00:07:17,003 00:07:19,009 to find a way to outlive Dorothy to find a way to outlive Dorothy
101 00:07:20,000 00:07:21,010 by one day. by one day.
102 00:07:23,002 00:07:25,993 My research took me to Paraguay where Eric Morden My research took me to Paraguay where Eric Morden
103 00:07:26,017 00:07:28,978 was about to trade a longevity talisman was about to trade a longevity talisman
104 00:07:29,002 00:07:30,986 to a scientist in return for superpowers. to a scientist in return for superpowers.
105 00:07:31,010 00:07:33,985 [CLIFF] So, you shot up the Nazi lab, stole the dumb monkey paw [CLIFF] So, you shot up the Nazi lab, stole the dumb monkey paw
106 00:07:34,009 00:07:34,992 and Morden became Mr. Nobody. and Morden became Mr. Nobody.
107 00:07:35,016 00:07:36,979 I saw the puppet show! I saw the puppet show!
108 00:07:37,003 00:07:38,988 What about us? What about us?
109 00:07:39,012 00:07:41,986 My longevity was limited. My longevity was limited.
110 00:07:42,010 00:07:46,012 So I began my experiments in search of true immortality. So I began my experiments in search of true immortality.
111 00:07:47,008 00:07:47,992 Rita, Rita,
112 00:07:48,016 00:07:49,022 Larry, Larry,
113 00:07:50,000 00:07:50,982 Jane, Jane,
114 00:07:51,006 00:07:52,988 and you, Cliff. and you, Cliff.
115 00:07:53,012 00:07:54,999 But all these years, the only thing keeping me alive But all these years, the only thing keeping me alive
116 00:07:55,023 00:07:58,011 is the talisman hanging around my neck. is the talisman hanging around my neck.
117 00:07:59,008 00:08:00,020 Until last night Until last night
118 00:08:02,020 00:08:04,990 when I traded it to Willoughby Kipling when I traded it to Willoughby Kipling
119 00:08:05,014 00:08:08,989 in return for the magical substance that in return for the magical substance that
120 00:08:09,013 00:08:10,996 returned us to normal size. returned us to normal size.
121 00:08:11,020 00:08:13,990 [CLIFF] Wait, you gave away your longevity [CLIFF] Wait, you gave away your longevity
122 00:08:14,014 00:08:16,003 like some kind of asshole? like some kind of asshole?
123 00:08:17,012 00:08:19,987 Then, what was all this for? Then, what was all this for?
124 00:08:20,011 00:08:22,984 Don't think the irony is lost on me. Don't think the irony is lost on me.
125 00:08:23,008 00:08:24,992 It was the only way to make things right, It was the only way to make things right,
126 00:08:25,016 00:08:27,009 and now my daughter and now my daughter
127 00:08:28,006 00:08:28,988 will lose her father. will lose her father.
128 00:08:29,012 00:08:29,995 The one who put her in a cage? The one who put her in a cage?
129 00:08:30,019 00:08:32,021 The one who can make her feel safe. The one who can make her feel safe.
130 00:08:33,013 00:08:33,994 Without me, Without me,
131 00:08:34,018 00:08:36,984 she will unleash hell on Earth she will unleash hell on Earth
132 00:08:37,008 00:08:40,003 and you will be powerless to stop it. and you will be powerless to stop it.
133 00:08:42,018 00:08:43,990 Now, Cliff, you know everything. Now, Cliff, you know everything.
134 00:08:44,014 00:08:44,999 [CLIFF] Not everything. [CLIFF] Not everything.
135 00:08:45,023 00:08:48,013 Tell me about the night of my accident. Tell me about the night of my accident.
136 00:08:51,005 00:08:55,004 I want to hear every fucking detail. I want to hear every fucking detail.
137 00:08:57,023 00:08:59,015 [BIRDS CHIRPING] [BIRDS CHIRPING]
138 00:09:07,004 00:09:08,987 [IN SINGSONG VOICE] Good morning! [IN SINGSONG VOICE] Good morning!
139 00:09:09,011 00:09:09,996 Rise and shine! Rise and shine!
140 00:09:10,020 00:09:11,993 Our father is dying. Our father is dying.
141 00:09:12,017 00:09:13,985 He's dying. [CHUCKLES] He's dying. [CHUCKLES]
142 00:09:14,009 00:09:15,022 - Ahhh! - [SCREAMS] - Ahhh! - [SCREAMS]
143 00:09:16,000 00:09:16,997 [SCREAMS] [SCREAMS]
144 00:09:17,021 00:09:19,988 [PANTING] [PANTING]
145 00:09:20,012 00:09:24,019 What in the Doris Day Ikea fuck was that? What in the Doris Day Ikea fuck was that?
146 00:09:25,014 00:09:27,003 Stay out of our room! Stay out of our room!
147 00:09:28,000 00:09:29,001 [GRUNTS] [GRUNTS]
148 00:09:30,009 00:09:31,997 [BREATHING HEAVILY] [BREATHING HEAVILY]
149 00:09:32,021 00:09:36,006 What are we still doing here? What are we still doing here?
150 00:09:37,013 00:09:38,021 Answer me! Answer me!
151 00:09:40,010 00:09:42,004 [BREATH TREMBLING] [BREATH TREMBLING]
152 00:09:43,012 00:09:46,022 [STUTTERING] I've tried to tell them. [STUTTERING] I've tried to tell them.
153 00:09:51,007 00:09:55,016 [SPEAKING OTHER LANGUAGE] [SPEAKING OTHER LANGUAGE]
154 00:09:56,022 00:09:58,006 [PANTS] [PANTS]
155 00:10:01,000 00:10:02,012 Oh, not this shit again. Oh, not this shit again.
156 00:10:11,014 00:10:13,981 [PANTING] You assholes can stay down. [PANTING] You assholes can stay down.
157 00:10:14,005 00:10:15,014 I'm doing just fine. I'm doing just fine.
158 00:10:28,000 00:10:29,160 [JANE] Good morning, Dorothy. [JANE] Good morning, Dorothy.
159 00:10:34,001 00:10:35,988 [RITA SMACKS LIPS] Good morning, Jane. [RITA SMACKS LIPS] Good morning, Jane.
160 00:10:36,012 00:10:36,998 We'll work on her manners. We'll work on her manners.
161 00:10:37,022 00:10:38,996 [JANE] Dorothy. [JANE] Dorothy.
162 00:10:39,020 00:10:40,978 One of your imaginary friends One of your imaginary friends
163 00:10:41,002 00:10:42,282 stopped by my room this morning. stopped by my room this morning.
164 00:10:44,003 00:10:45,323 Something you wanna share with us? Something you wanna share with us?
165 00:10:46,009 00:10:47,023 It isn't true. It isn't true.
166 00:10:48,001 00:10:48,022 What isn't true? What isn't true?
167 00:10:49,000 00:10:49,987 Why would one of your friends Why would one of your friends
168 00:10:50,011 00:10:52,980 say it was true if it wasn't? say it was true if it wasn't?
169 00:10:53,004 00:10:55,991 What is "it"? What was said? What is "it"? What was said?
170 00:10:56,015 00:10:58,992 I overheard Dad and the drunk wizard talking, I overheard Dad and the drunk wizard talking,
171 00:10:59,016 00:11:01,023 but it isn't true. but it isn't true.
172 00:11:02,001 00:11:04,984 Oh, for the love of God, what is or is not true? Oh, for the love of God, what is or is not true?
173 00:11:05,008 00:11:06,408 - Niles is dying. - [DISHES CLATTER] - Niles is dying. - [DISHES CLATTER]
174 00:11:07,021 00:11:07,997 What? What?
175 00:11:08,021 00:11:09,987 [HEAVY FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING] [HEAVY FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING]
176 00:11:10,011 00:11:10,991 Cliff! Cliff!
177 00:11:11,015 00:11:12,989 Did you know that Niles is dying? Did you know that Niles is dying?
178 00:11:13,013 00:11:14,980 Oh, yeah, karma's a bitch. Oh, yeah, karma's a bitch.
179 00:11:15,004 00:11:16,993 - Let that be a lesson to you, kid. - [BANGS TABLE] - Let that be a lesson to you, kid. - [BANGS TABLE]
180 00:11:17,017 00:11:19,020 He's not dying! He's not dying!
181 00:11:23,011 00:11:24,978 [NILES] I'm dying. [NILES] I'm dying.
182 00:11:25,002 00:11:26,010 But we're all dying. But we're all dying.
183 00:11:27,015 00:11:29,022 Nothing to fret over. Nothing to fret over.
184 00:11:30,000 00:11:30,997 [RITA] But look at your hair. [RITA] But look at your hair.
185 00:11:31,021 00:11:33,007 It's already started. It's already started.
186 00:11:35,004 00:11:37,001 How old are you, exactly? How old are you, exactly?
187 00:11:38,005 00:11:38,987 139. 139.
188 00:11:39,011 00:11:39,998 Dear God, he's practically dead. Dear God, he's practically dead.
189 00:11:40,022 00:11:41,990 [CLIFF] Oh, boy, here come the waterworks. [CLIFF] Oh, boy, here come the waterworks.
190 00:11:42,014 00:11:43,996 Vic had the right idea, getting out of this shitbox. Vic had the right idea, getting out of this shitbox.
191 00:11:44,020 00:11:46,984 You're really gonna shed tears for the man who killed my wife? You're really gonna shed tears for the man who killed my wife?
192 00:11:47,008 00:11:49,978 You don't have to tell old Blobberstiltskin here You don't have to tell old Blobberstiltskin here
193 00:11:50,002 00:11:51,985 that Niles Caulder is a flawed man. that Niles Caulder is a flawed man.
194 00:11:52,009 00:11:53,990 But now, he is also a dying man. But now, he is also a dying man.
195 00:11:54,014 00:11:56,979 [SOBBING] His teeth are probably loosening [SOBBING] His teeth are probably loosening
196 00:11:57,003 00:11:57,994 as we speak. as we speak.
197 00:11:58,018 00:11:59,988 Soon he'll have no memory of how to take care of himself Soon he'll have no memory of how to take care of himself
198 00:12:00,012 00:12:01,978 or Dorothy. or Dorothy.
199 00:12:02,002 00:12:03,993 We could be mere days away from daddy diapers. We could be mere days away from daddy diapers.
200 00:12:04,017 00:12:05,980 - Rita! - [CLIFF] Gross. - Rita! - [CLIFF] Gross.
201 00:12:06,004 00:12:07,978 - I am not changing him. - [RITA] And why not? - I am not changing him. - [RITA] And why not?
202 00:12:08,002 00:12:08,980 You can't even smell. You can't even smell.
203 00:12:09,004 00:12:09,981 I am still here. I am still here.
204 00:12:10,005 00:12:10,984 [JANE] You know, she's not wrong. [JANE] You know, she's not wrong.
205 00:12:11,008 00:12:11,993 If Chief croaks, If Chief croaks,
206 00:12:12,017 00:12:13,996 somebody's gonna have to take care of the girl. somebody's gonna have to take care of the girl.
207 00:12:14,020 00:12:15,993 I'm not letting her go to that decrepit asylum I'm not letting her go to that decrepit asylum
208 00:12:16,017 00:12:17,022 with the old Doom Patrol. with the old Doom Patrol.
209 00:12:18,000 00:12:18,994 Nobody is going back to that home. Nobody is going back to that home.
210 00:12:19,018 00:12:21,996 Dorothy was perfectly safe on Danny for 19 years. Dorothy was perfectly safe on Danny for 19 years.
211 00:12:22,020 00:12:23,023 And when Danny grows And when Danny grows
212 00:12:24,001 00:12:24,996 into something other than a brick... into something other than a brick...
213 00:12:25,020 00:12:26,994 Which could take ages! Which could take ages!
214 00:12:27,018 00:12:28,997 And until then, the only thing keeping Dorothy And until then, the only thing keeping Dorothy
215 00:12:29,021 00:12:31,979 from going full wild child is us. from going full wild child is us.
216 00:12:32,003 00:12:32,993 [CLIFF] Us? No way! [CLIFF] Us? No way!
217 00:12:33,017 00:12:35,983 It's every man, woman and brick for themselves now. It's every man, woman and brick for themselves now.
218 00:12:36,007 00:12:37,982 Enough! Enough!
219 00:12:38,006 00:12:38,998 I won't have you arguing over this. I won't have you arguing over this.
220 00:12:39,022 00:12:41,022 You're talking as though I'm already dead. You're talking as though I'm already dead.
221 00:12:44,000 00:12:45,992 I will work this out. I will work this out.
222 00:12:46,016 00:12:49,003 What do you mean? You already have. What do you mean? You already have.
223 00:12:50,015 00:12:50,999 Moment of truth, Chief, Moment of truth, Chief,
224 00:12:51,023 00:12:52,986 because this is what you've been planning because this is what you've been planning
225 00:12:53,010 00:12:54,981 for our entire lives. for our entire lives.
226 00:12:55,005 00:12:55,987 So what's it gonna be? So what's it gonna be?
227 00:12:56,011 00:12:56,996 Ladies and gentlemen, Ladies and gentlemen,
228 00:12:57,020 00:12:59,980 is he going to cook his body with radiation is he going to cook his body with radiation
229 00:13:00,004 00:13:00,999 and wrap himself in bandages? and wrap himself in bandages?
230 00:13:01,023 00:13:03,983 Or, will he inject himself with toxic dye Or, will he inject himself with toxic dye
231 00:13:04,007 00:13:07,023 so he could gloop in the middle of Dorothy's parent-teacher conference? so he could gloop in the middle of Dorothy's parent-teacher conference?
232 00:13:08,001 00:13:08,988 Or maybe he's gonna shoot himself up Or maybe he's gonna shoot himself up
233 00:13:09,012 00:13:09,997 six ways from Sunday six ways from Sunday
234 00:13:10,021 00:13:11,985 and hope that one of his 64 personalities and hope that one of his 64 personalities
235 00:13:12,009 00:13:13,985 could teach Dorothy how to cash a check. could teach Dorothy how to cash a check.
236 00:13:14,009 00:13:16,996 Better yet, will he yank out that very special brain of his Better yet, will he yank out that very special brain of his
237 00:13:17,020 00:13:18,990 and become the Tin Man? and become the Tin Man?
238 00:13:19,014 00:13:20,996 And, Chief, if that's your best option, And, Chief, if that's your best option,
239 00:13:21,020 00:13:23,985 then you better go smell some roses, then you better go smell some roses,
240 00:13:24,009 00:13:24,990 suck on a Bud Light, suck on a Bud Light,
241 00:13:25,014 00:13:26,022 fuck a watermelon, fuck a watermelon,
242 00:13:27,000 00:13:27,988 eat a double-double and take a big ol' shit eat a double-double and take a big ol' shit
243 00:13:28,012 00:13:29,997 because all of that is gone! because all of that is gone!
244 00:13:30,021 00:13:32,993 Every sensation, gone-zo! Every sensation, gone-zo!
245 00:13:33,017 00:13:35,984 Oh, and be sure to hug Dorothy now. Oh, and be sure to hug Dorothy now.
246 00:13:36,008 00:13:36,995 Hug her hard Hug her hard
247 00:13:37,019 00:13:39,981 because hugging your daughter after your Franken-surgery because hugging your daughter after your Franken-surgery
248 00:13:40,005 00:13:40,999 is gonna rip your heart out is gonna rip your heart out
249 00:13:41,023 00:13:44,003 because you can't fucking feel her! because you can't fucking feel her!
250 00:13:45,014 00:13:47,007 Spin the wheel, Niles Caulder. Spin the wheel, Niles Caulder.
251 00:13:49,000 00:13:50,280 Which one of us are you gonna be? Which one of us are you gonna be?
252 00:13:52,017 00:13:54,000 [LARRY] None of us. [LARRY] None of us.
253 00:13:57,003 00:13:58,007 Right, Niles? Right, Niles?
254 00:14:00,015 00:14:02,013 We're your failed experiments. We're your failed experiments.
255 00:14:07,010 00:14:10,017 Oh, you're looking dapper, Larry. Oh, you're looking dapper, Larry.
256 00:14:13,023 00:14:14,992 [LARRY] My son is dead. [LARRY] My son is dead.
257 00:14:15,016 00:14:16,993 Oh, did Chief get him, too? Oh, did Chief get him, too?
258 00:14:17,017 00:14:18,057 [SHOUTING] Shut up, Cliff! [SHOUTING] Shut up, Cliff!
259 00:14:22,017 00:14:25,004 I'm so sorry for your loss. I'm so sorry for your loss.
260 00:14:29,016 00:14:30,020 [LARRY] Uh, it's okay. [LARRY] Uh, it's okay.
261 00:14:33,005 00:14:35,007 I doubt he even knew I existed. I doubt he even knew I existed.
262 00:14:45,009 00:14:47,021 I suggest we each tend to our own. I suggest we each tend to our own.
263 00:14:49,012 00:14:52,006 My fate doesn't concern you anymore. My fate doesn't concern you anymore.
264 00:15:08,009 00:15:11,011 [WOMAN] I told her I had her six. [WOMAN] I told her I had her six.
265 00:15:13,002 00:15:15,017 [SCOFFS] I thought I went to hell and back. [SCOFFS] I thought I went to hell and back.
266 00:15:17,003 00:15:17,998 And then... And then...
267 00:15:18,022 00:15:19,988 And then this happened And then this happened
268 00:15:20,012 00:15:21,019 out of nowhere. out of nowhere.
269 00:15:23,019 00:15:25,013 Felt like it was my fault. Felt like it was my fault.
270 00:15:27,012 00:15:29,007 I... I sort of spun out I... I sort of spun out
271 00:15:30,006 00:15:30,991 thinking of thinking of
272 00:15:31,015 00:15:33,004 thousands of ways... thousands of ways...
273 00:15:34,018 00:15:36,005 [VOICE FADING] [VOICE FADING]
274 00:15:45,011 00:15:46,983 Hang on. Hang on.
275 00:15:47,007 00:15:47,989 Is there a reason Is there a reason
276 00:15:48,013 00:15:50,986 why the rules don't apply to him, or... why the rules don't apply to him, or...
277 00:15:51,010 00:15:52,995 Everyone's late once in a while. Everyone's late once in a while.
278 00:15:53,019 00:15:54,990 Why not give him a chance? Why not give him a chance?
279 00:15:55,014 00:15:56,022 Take a breath, Roni. Take a breath, Roni.
280 00:15:57,000 00:15:57,983 Get back in your lane Get back in your lane
281 00:15:58,007 00:16:00,001 and finish your share. and finish your share.
282 00:16:01,011 00:16:02,019 [SIGHS] [SIGHS]
283 00:16:07,006 00:16:09,003 After I got the call. After I got the call.
284 00:16:10,021 00:16:12,994 I couldn't help but think that it was my fault. I couldn't help but think that it was my fault.
285 00:16:13,018 00:16:14,022 And. And.
286 00:16:17,004 00:16:18,006 I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
287 00:16:21,001 00:16:22,009 I can't do this. I can't do this.
288 00:16:27,003 00:16:28,010 [FACILITATOR] All right. [FACILITATOR] All right.
289 00:16:30,009 00:16:31,020 Who else wants to share? Who else wants to share?
290 00:16:33,013 00:16:34,017 No one? No one?
291 00:16:35,015 00:16:36,982 Really? Really?
292 00:16:37,006 00:16:38,606 I think I speak for the group when I say, I think I speak for the group when I say,
293 00:16:39,001 00:16:42,995 no one is gonna wanna share with Cyborg in the room. no one is gonna wanna share with Cyborg in the room.
294 00:16:43,019 00:16:45,992 Everyone knows the dude's face is a camera. Everyone knows the dude's face is a camera.
295 00:16:46,016 00:16:48,983 Might as well be broadcasting your trauma on TV. Might as well be broadcasting your trauma on TV.
296 00:16:49,007 00:16:49,996 Is that true? Is that true?
297 00:16:50,020 00:16:52,983 It's not that simple. I don't really have a choice. It's not that simple. I don't really have a choice.
298 00:16:53,007 00:16:53,998 If I'm powered up, the camera's on. If I'm powered up, the camera's on.
299 00:16:54,022 00:16:55,986 Group is a safe space. Group is a safe space.
300 00:16:56,010 00:16:58,022 We don't allow recording devices of any kind. We don't allow recording devices of any kind.
301 00:16:59,000 00:16:59,999 You need to turn it off if you wanna stay. You need to turn it off if you wanna stay.
302 00:17:00,023 00:17:02,979 No, then I'd have no defense system. No, then I'd have no defense system.
303 00:17:03,003 00:17:03,988 That would leave me vulnerable. That would leave me vulnerable.
304 00:17:04,012 00:17:06,008 That's kind of the point of a trauma group. That's kind of the point of a trauma group.
305 00:17:15,021 00:17:17,008 [DEVICE POWERING DOWN] [DEVICE POWERING DOWN]
306 00:17:18,012 00:17:19,979 Thanks. Thanks.
307 00:17:20,003 00:17:21,983 Any chance you wanna share? Any chance you wanna share?
308 00:17:22,007 00:17:22,996 We'd like to get to know you. We'd like to get to know you.
309 00:17:23,020 00:17:25,009 Tell us why you're here. Tell us why you're here.
310 00:17:28,020 00:17:29,022 Okay. Okay.
311 00:17:37,023 00:17:39,002 My name is Vic. My name is Vic.
312 00:17:47,006 00:17:49,015 Actually, I'm just gonna listen today. Actually, I'm just gonna listen today.
313 00:17:53,019 00:17:54,020 [KNOCKING ON DOOR] [KNOCKING ON DOOR]
314 00:17:56,012 00:17:57,020 Dorothy? Dorothy?
315 00:17:59,022 00:18:01,023 Please, talk to me. Please, talk to me.
316 00:18:06,003 00:18:06,992 Ahhh! Ahhh!
317 00:18:07,016 00:18:09,003 Knock knock! Knock knock!
318 00:18:10,005 00:18:11,023 Knock knock! Knock knock!
319 00:18:12,001 00:18:12,985 Who's there? Who's there?
320 00:18:13,009 00:18:14,023 Armageddon. Armageddon.
321 00:18:15,001 00:18:15,992 Armageddon who? Armageddon who?
322 00:18:16,016 00:18:18,983 Armageddon tired of all this knocking. Armageddon tired of all this knocking.
323 00:18:19,007 00:18:20,007 [LAUGHS] [LAUGHS]
324 00:18:21,015 00:18:23,011 [BREATHING HEAVILY] [BREATHING HEAVILY]
325 00:18:24,006 00:18:24,992 Very funny, Dorothy. Very funny, Dorothy.
326 00:18:25,016 00:18:28,018 [DOROTHY] That was Herschel, not me. [DOROTHY] That was Herschel, not me.
327 00:18:30,005 00:18:32,001 I don't know what you've been told... I don't know what you've been told...
328 00:18:33,009 00:18:34,982 Nothing is going to happen to me. Nothing is going to happen to me.
329 00:18:35,006 00:18:36,983 [DOROTHY] You can't promise that! [DOROTHY] You can't promise that!
330 00:18:37,007 00:18:38,999 You're going to die You're going to die
331 00:18:39,023 00:18:40,986 soon. soon.
332 00:18:41,010 00:18:43,988 And I don't even know how to do anything. And I don't even know how to do anything.
333 00:18:44,012 00:18:46,980 Who's going to teach me how to drive, Who's going to teach me how to drive,
334 00:18:47,004 00:18:47,993 how to cook things? how to cook things?
335 00:18:48,017 00:18:50,983 Who's going to walk me down the aisle at my wedding? Who's going to walk me down the aisle at my wedding?
336 00:18:51,007 00:18:54,012 I will find a way. I promise. I will find a way. I promise.
337 00:18:55,015 00:18:58,022 [DOROTHY] I could make a wish... [DOROTHY] I could make a wish...
338 00:19:00,001 00:19:04,022 Dorothy... never, ever... Dorothy... never, ever...
339 00:19:05,000 00:19:08,003 Not for me, not for anything. Not for me, not for anything.
340 00:19:10,006 00:19:11,978 Do you understand me? Do you understand me?
341 00:19:12,002 00:19:13,003 [DOROTHY] Yes. [DOROTHY] Yes.
342 00:19:14,002 00:19:15,011 I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
343 00:19:20,004 00:19:21,011 [SIGHS] [SIGHS]
344 00:19:26,014 00:19:27,995 [CLIFF] Now, that's what I'm talking about! [CLIFF] Now, that's what I'm talking about!
345 00:19:28,019 00:19:31,979 RIP Chief! Time to hit the open road. RIP Chief! Time to hit the open road.
346 00:19:32,003 00:19:32,987 Where are we going? Where are we going?
347 00:19:33,011 00:19:33,997 I'm not leaving. I'm moving back in. I'm not leaving. I'm moving back in.
348 00:19:34,021 00:19:36,989 After everything that bastard did to us? After everything that bastard did to us?
349 00:19:37,013 00:19:37,989 We're big now, Jane. We're big now, Jane.
350 00:19:38,013 00:19:38,996 We can go anywhere. We can go anywhere.
351 00:19:39,020 00:19:40,998 What's with this "we" shit? What's with this "we" shit?
352 00:19:41,022 00:19:42,979 There is no "we." There is no "we."
353 00:19:43,003 00:19:44,994 I... need Chief. I... need Chief.
354 00:19:45,018 00:19:48,022 Youcan do whatever the fuck you want. Youcan do whatever the fuck you want.
355 00:19:49,000 00:19:51,022 Birthday party entertainer, trash compactor Birthday party entertainer, trash compactor
356 00:19:52,000 00:19:53,993 your options are endless, but also less than five. your options are endless, but also less than five.
357 00:19:54,017 00:19:55,981 [CLIFF] Why do you need him? [CLIFF] Why do you need him?
358 00:19:56,005 00:19:56,999 Because shit's getting weird in the Underground. Because shit's getting weird in the Underground.
359 00:19:57,023 00:19:59,981 And the one thing that was keeping me on the surface And the one thing that was keeping me on the surface
360 00:20:00,005 00:20:00,986 just ran out, okay? just ran out, okay?
361 00:20:01,010 00:20:02,983 I don't know how much longer I have I don't know how much longer I have
362 00:20:03,007 00:20:05,002 before the rest of me has their way. before the rest of me has their way.
363 00:20:06,012 00:20:08,980 [CLIFF] Wait, what's that supposed to mean? [CLIFF] Wait, what's that supposed to mean?
364 00:20:09,004 00:20:09,996 Jane, do you need help? Jane, do you need help?
365 00:20:10,020 00:20:12,982 - Not unless you're a chemist. - Come on. - Not unless you're a chemist. - Come on.
366 00:20:13,006 00:20:14,246 That's what you think you need? That's what you think you need?
367 00:20:15,021 00:20:17,022 All you gotta do is talk to me. All you gotta do is talk to me.
368 00:20:19,021 00:20:22,023 What's going on, you know, in there? What's going on, you know, in there?
369 00:20:23,001 00:20:26,986 This co-dependent routine is getting stale, Cliff. This co-dependent routine is getting stale, Cliff.
370 00:20:27,010 00:20:28,991 Go, stay... do whatever you want, Go, stay... do whatever you want,
371 00:20:29,015 00:20:29,994 just don't do it for me. just don't do it for me.
372 00:20:30,018 00:20:31,981 [CLIFF] Okay, for the record, [CLIFF] Okay, for the record,
373 00:20:32,005 00:20:33,996 I am not dependent on anybody. I am not dependent on anybody.
374 00:20:34,020 00:20:36,019 I am my own robot. I am my own robot.
375 00:20:37,013 00:20:38,021 [SIGHS] [SIGHS]
376 00:21:00,005 00:21:01,017 It's not enough. It's not enough.
377 00:21:03,008 00:21:04,990 - [BANGS] - It'll never be enough! - [BANGS] - It'll never be enough!
378 00:21:05,014 00:21:07,022 [RITA] I'm trying not to take this personally. [RITA] I'm trying not to take this personally.
379 00:21:08,019 00:21:09,982 Take what personally? Take what personally?
380 00:21:10,006 00:21:10,998 That you're throwing a pity party That you're throwing a pity party
381 00:21:11,022 00:21:12,995 and you didn't invite me. and you didn't invite me.
382 00:21:13,019 00:21:14,021 Rita Rita
383 00:21:16,012 00:21:17,412 I've made a terrible mess of things. I've made a terrible mess of things.
384 00:21:18,001 00:21:19,012 Understatement. Understatement.
385 00:21:21,019 00:21:24,992 Look, if I can't apply this mess Look, if I can't apply this mess
386 00:21:25,016 00:21:26,988 into something useful, into something useful,
387 00:21:27,012 00:21:30,995 I don't see the point of anything, really. I don't see the point of anything, really.
388 00:21:31,019 00:21:33,988 And if I'm trying, then you are, too. And if I'm trying, then you are, too.
389 00:21:34,012 00:21:34,997 So, snap out of it. So, snap out of it.
390 00:21:35,021 00:21:36,998 You've had lifetimes to plan for this. You've had lifetimes to plan for this.
391 00:21:37,022 00:21:38,989 Surely there was a plan B. Surely there was a plan B.
392 00:21:39,013 00:21:40,992 - You were plan B. - [SCOFFS] - You were plan B. - [SCOFFS]
393 00:21:41,016 00:21:41,998 C, then? C, then?
394 00:21:42,022 00:21:43,994 Could be plan F, for all I care. Could be plan F, for all I care.
395 00:21:44,018 00:21:46,991 But you're not going to mope around But you're not going to mope around
396 00:21:47,015 00:21:49,015 while death catches up to you. while death catches up to you.
397 00:21:52,007 00:21:53,993 What is this? What are you looking at? What is this? What are you looking at?
398 00:21:54,017 00:21:55,990 Ah! Don't touch that. Ah! Don't touch that.
399 00:21:56,014 00:21:58,980 That's continuinium, That's continuinium,
400 00:21:59,004 00:22:03,006 a rare mineral that can bend time. a rare mineral that can bend time.
401 00:22:04,005 00:22:05,989 - Continue... - "...inium." - Continue... - "...inium."
402 00:22:06,013 00:22:07,997 - Continuinium. - No, I mean continue... - Continuinium. - No, I mean continue...
403 00:22:08,021 00:22:11,001 - Keep talking. - It doesn't matter. - Keep talking. - It doesn't matter.
404 00:22:12,003 00:22:12,983 There isn't enough. There isn't enough.
405 00:22:13,007 00:22:14,982 But this sounds promising, Niles. But this sounds promising, Niles.
406 00:22:15,006 00:22:18,986 I mean, time is what you need, after all. I mean, time is what you need, after all.
407 00:22:19,010 00:22:19,992 Where do we get more? Where do we get more?
408 00:22:20,016 00:22:24,006 Continuinium does not exist naturally Continuinium does not exist naturally
409 00:22:25,007 00:22:25,985 on Earth. on Earth.
410 00:22:26,009 00:22:27,982 It was discovered in a meteorite It was discovered in a meteorite
411 00:22:28,006 00:22:28,996 on a beach in Bali on a beach in Bali
412 00:22:29,020 00:22:32,020 by... one man. by... one man.
413 00:22:36,022 00:22:37,991 [CLEARS THROAT] [CLEARS THROAT]
414 00:22:38,015 00:22:41,022 "The Journal of Doctor Jonathan Tyme." "The Journal of Doctor Jonathan Tyme."
415 00:22:42,000 00:22:43,014 T-Y-M-E. T-Y-M-E.
416 00:22:44,020 00:22:45,022 It's not a real name. It's not a real name.
417 00:22:46,000 00:22:47,978 He was a normal man. He was a normal man.
418 00:22:48,002 00:22:49,982 Just as real as you or I. Just as real as you or I.
419 00:22:50,006 00:22:53,023 He was on a journey of spiritual awakening. He was on a journey of spiritual awakening.
420 00:22:54,001 00:22:54,996 A meteorite struck, A meteorite struck,
421 00:22:55,020 00:22:58,014 and when he laid his hands on the glowing crystals therein and when he laid his hands on the glowing crystals therein
422 00:22:59,005 00:22:59,999 he went mad. he went mad.
423 00:23:00,023 00:23:04,982 Able to manipulate time itself. Able to manipulate time itself.
424 00:23:05,006 00:23:08,999 These journal entries are dated 4067, These journal entries are dated 4067,
425 00:23:09,023 00:23:13,988 1776, 6000 BCE. 1776, 6000 BCE.
426 00:23:14,012 00:23:15,986 He continued his little walkabout He continued his little walkabout
427 00:23:16,010 00:23:17,998 through every era of history, through every era of history,
428 00:23:18,022 00:23:20,981 continuinium in hand. continuinium in hand.
429 00:23:21,005 00:23:22,982 As he travelled, his legend grew As he travelled, his legend grew
430 00:23:23,006 00:23:25,994 and he became known as "The Terrible Dr. Tyme." and he became known as "The Terrible Dr. Tyme."
431 00:23:26,018 00:23:28,983 T-Y-M-E. T-Y-M-E.
432 00:23:29,007 00:23:30,287 And he stuck with that spelling? And he stuck with that spelling?
433 00:23:32,002 00:23:33,013 Well, then Well, then
434 00:23:35,011 00:23:38,004 how do we find this Doctor Tyme? how do we find this Doctor Tyme?
435 00:23:56,003 00:23:57,012 You're not gonna rust? You're not gonna rust?
436 00:24:04,020 00:24:06,005 I'm not sorry. I'm not sorry.
437 00:24:09,017 00:24:11,998 For the whole camera face thing. For the whole camera face thing.
438 00:24:12,022 00:24:15,983 Things said in Group, need to stay in Group. Things said in Group, need to stay in Group.
439 00:24:16,007 00:24:16,992 You shouldn't apologize. You shouldn't apologize.
440 00:24:17,016 00:24:18,996 You're not sorry, You're not sorry,
441 00:24:19,020 00:24:21,009 and I'm not upset. and I'm not upset.
442 00:24:23,004 00:24:24,979 I'm grateful, actually. I'm grateful, actually.
443 00:24:25,003 00:24:26,993 I'm new to this. I don't know the rules. I'm new to this. I don't know the rules.
444 00:24:27,017 00:24:29,984 And I'm sorry for interrupting your share. And I'm sorry for interrupting your share.
445 00:24:30,008 00:24:30,987 Don't be. Don't be.
446 00:24:31,011 00:24:33,982 Saying the same shit for months. Saying the same shit for months.
447 00:24:34,006 00:24:36,011 Sounds like you went through hell in the war. Sounds like you went through hell in the war.
448 00:24:39,023 00:24:41,023 I wasn't talking about the war. I wasn't talking about the war.
449 00:24:44,008 00:24:46,985 I was talking about my mother's death. I was talking about my mother's death.
450 00:24:47,009 00:24:50,986 Just because I'm a vet doesn't mean my whole life is defined by my service. Just because I'm a vet doesn't mean my whole life is defined by my service.
451 00:24:51,010 00:24:52,022 Sorry, I... Sorry, I...
452 00:24:54,011 00:24:55,982 That's what I get for showing up late. That's what I get for showing up late.
453 00:24:56,006 00:24:56,992 And making assumptions. And making assumptions.
454 00:24:57,016 00:24:59,015 And making assumptions. And making assumptions.
455 00:25:02,016 00:25:05,002 For what it's worth, I lost my mother, too. For what it's worth, I lost my mother, too.
456 00:25:09,020 00:25:11,000 How did she die? How did she die?
457 00:25:12,019 00:25:14,000 Accident. Accident.
458 00:25:15,011 00:25:16,012 Yours? Yours?
459 00:25:17,009 00:25:17,998 Same. Same.
460 00:25:18,022 00:25:20,004 Look, I get it Look, I get it
461 00:25:22,018 00:25:25,990 the guilt, the replaying the guilt, the replaying
462 00:25:26,014 00:25:27,989 the sadness that creeps in every day, the sadness that creeps in every day,
463 00:25:28,013 00:25:30,990 but that's not actually why I'm here. but that's not actually why I'm here.
464 00:25:31,014 00:25:34,985 I'm dealing with some kind of post-traumatic stress. I'm dealing with some kind of post-traumatic stress.
465 00:25:35,009 00:25:36,998 Don't bother delineating. Don't bother delineating.
466 00:25:37,022 00:25:42,978 If I went to a different support group for every trauma, diagnosis and "ism" I've got, If I went to a different support group for every trauma, diagnosis and "ism" I've got,
467 00:25:43,002 00:25:44,983 it'd be a full-time job. it'd be a full-time job.
468 00:25:45,007 00:25:46,997 I guess we're a bunch of Venn diagrams, aren't we? I guess we're a bunch of Venn diagrams, aren't we?
469 00:25:47,021 00:25:48,994 [CHUCKLES] [CHUCKLES]
470 00:25:49,018 00:25:50,981 Yeah. Yeah.
471 00:25:51,005 00:25:52,992 Some messier than others. Some messier than others.
472 00:25:53,016 00:25:54,994 Hey, do you wanna grab a bite Hey, do you wanna grab a bite
473 00:25:55,018 00:25:57,005 and not talk about our moms? and not talk about our moms?
474 00:26:00,011 00:26:01,996 Imagine a world... Imagine a world...
475 00:26:02,020 00:26:04,988 A world that time forgot. A world that time forgot.
476 00:26:05,012 00:26:07,995 A world where all you have is time. A world where all you have is time.
477 00:26:08,019 00:26:09,989 A world where time is of the essence. A world where time is of the essence.
478 00:26:10,013 00:26:11,981 Stop saying "time." Stop saying "time."
479 00:26:12,005 00:26:14,013 Where it's our time to shine. Where it's our time to shine.
480 00:26:15,011 00:26:17,005 [CLIFF] What the fuck is that? [CLIFF] What the fuck is that?
481 00:26:20,004 00:26:20,994 - You forgot... - That's how it's spelled. - You forgot... - That's how it's spelled.
482 00:26:21,018 00:26:22,984 Okay. Okay.
483 00:26:23,008 00:26:25,985 This is an artist's rendition of Dr. Tyme. This is an artist's rendition of Dr. Tyme.
484 00:26:26,009 00:26:27,998 - Did Dorothy draw that? - [SCOFFS] - Did Dorothy draw that? - [SCOFFS]
485 00:26:28,022 00:26:30,989 I drew it. Please focus. I drew it. Please focus.
486 00:26:31,013 00:26:32,992 Dr. Tyme is a history-hopping madman Dr. Tyme is a history-hopping madman
487 00:26:33,016 00:26:34,999 who, according to the Chief, wears a special helmet who, according to the Chief, wears a special helmet
488 00:26:35,023 00:26:37,996 that may contain enough continuinium... that may contain enough continuinium...
489 00:26:38,020 00:26:41,997 It's a space mineral that can control time. It's a space mineral that can control time.
490 00:26:42,021 00:26:45,998 And if we can steal this man's helmet, And if we can steal this man's helmet,
491 00:26:46,022 00:26:50,011 we may be able to slow the Chief's aging. we may be able to slow the Chief's aging.
492 00:26:53,009 00:26:54,985 It seems like you got it all figured out. It seems like you got it all figured out.
493 00:26:55,009 00:26:59,014 [CLIFF] Wait, you want us to steal some douchebag's helmet for the Chief? [CLIFF] Wait, you want us to steal some douchebag's helmet for the Chief?
494 00:27:00,018 00:27:03,979 Will this continuum shit Will this continuum shit
495 00:27:04,003 00:27:05,990 stop the Chief from locking up his daughter for another century? stop the Chief from locking up his daughter for another century?
496 00:27:06,014 00:27:08,996 At the very least, he'll be alive long enough to find other options. At the very least, he'll be alive long enough to find other options.
497 00:27:09,020 00:27:10,986 [CLIFF] You aren't seriously considering... [CLIFF] You aren't seriously considering...
498 00:27:11,010 00:27:11,990 Maybe I am. Maybe I am.
499 00:27:12,014 00:27:12,993 [CLIFF GROANS] [CLIFF GROANS]
500 00:27:13,017 00:27:14,989 Because you and half the Underground Because you and half the Underground
501 00:27:15,013 00:27:17,978 can't seem to remember that I'm generally opposed can't seem to remember that I'm generally opposed
502 00:27:18,002 00:27:18,996 to putting little girls in cages... to putting little girls in cages...
503 00:27:19,020 00:27:20,987 [CLIFF] Holy fucking, [CLIFF] Holy fucking,
504 00:27:21,011 00:27:22,996 so as long as I'm on the surface, I'm helping. so as long as I'm on the surface, I'm helping.
505 00:27:23,020 00:27:25,997 I can't believe we're even being asked I can't believe we're even being asked
506 00:27:26,021 00:27:28,981 to bail out the Chief after what he's done. to bail out the Chief after what he's done.
507 00:27:29,005 00:27:30,984 I draw the line. I'm out. I draw the line. I'm out.
508 00:27:31,008 00:27:33,003 [NILES] I agree with Cliff. [NILES] I agree with Cliff.
509 00:27:34,018 00:27:38,982 I've told Rita, it is too dangerous. I've told Rita, it is too dangerous.
510 00:27:39,006 00:27:41,995 I have sent three Bureau of Normalcy agents I have sent three Bureau of Normalcy agents
511 00:27:42,019 00:27:44,979 after Dr. Tyme over the years. after Dr. Tyme over the years.
512 00:27:45,003 00:27:46,990 None of them have returned. None of them have returned.
513 00:27:47,014 00:27:49,994 [CLIFF] Hold on... You don't want us to go? [CLIFF] Hold on... You don't want us to go?
514 00:27:50,018 00:27:51,022 That's correct. That's correct.
515 00:27:53,007 00:27:55,023 You don't want us to extend your life? You don't want us to extend your life?
516 00:27:56,001 00:27:56,982 Not like this. Not like this.
517 00:27:57,006 00:27:58,366 - Is this reverse psychology? - No. - Is this reverse psychology? - No.
518 00:28:00,017 00:28:02,992 Then fuck it. I'm in! Then fuck it. I'm in!
519 00:28:03,016 00:28:04,023 [GIGGLES] Oh, goodie! [GIGGLES] Oh, goodie!
520 00:28:10,016 00:28:12,991 Dr. Tyme is encapsulated in a temporal sphere Dr. Tyme is encapsulated in a temporal sphere
521 00:28:13,015 00:28:15,996 orbiting somewhere between space and time. orbiting somewhere between space and time.
522 00:28:16,020 00:28:17,995 [CLIFF] You could just say "time capsule." [CLIFF] You could just say "time capsule."
523 00:28:18,019 00:28:22,999 I cannot stress enough, once you're inside Dr. Tyme's time capsule, I cannot stress enough, once you're inside Dr. Tyme's time capsule,
524 00:28:23,023 00:28:25,982 you must be on your guard. you must be on your guard.
525 00:28:26,006 00:28:28,991 He wields time both as a lure and as a weapon. He wields time both as a lure and as a weapon.
526 00:28:29,015 00:28:33,023 It's highly likely you'll be walking straight into a trap. It's highly likely you'll be walking straight into a trap.
527 00:28:34,001 00:28:36,990 Continuinium, it's highly volatile. Continuinium, it's highly volatile.
528 00:28:37,014 00:28:40,982 When you acquire it... if you acquire it, When you acquire it... if you acquire it,
529 00:28:41,006 00:28:42,021 don't touch it! don't touch it!
530 00:28:47,010 00:28:50,017 [CLIFF] Hold up, isn't that just purple Boggle salt? [CLIFF] Hold up, isn't that just purple Boggle salt?
531 00:28:52,001 00:28:53,995 By creating this traversable wormhole, By creating this traversable wormhole,
532 00:28:54,019 00:28:57,984 you'll be able to travel into Dr. Tyme's capsule and return. you'll be able to travel into Dr. Tyme's capsule and return.
533 00:28:58,008 00:28:58,993 [CLIFF] With Boggle salt? [CLIFF] With Boggle salt?
534 00:28:59,017 00:29:01,983 Step into the temporal gateway. Step into the temporal gateway.
535 00:29:02,007 00:29:03,011 [CLIFF] Fuck it. [CLIFF] Fuck it.
536 00:29:09,009 00:29:09,996 Now, hold hands Now, hold hands
537 00:29:10,020 00:29:11,984 and say where you were and what you were doing and say where you were and what you were doing
538 00:29:12,008 00:29:16,023 on August the 8th at midnight, 1980. on August the 8th at midnight, 1980.
539 00:29:18,006 00:29:21,005 - I think I was... - Wait, no. Not yet. - I think I was... - Wait, no. Not yet.
540 00:29:22,013 00:29:25,978 - You must say it clockwise. - Oh, my God. - You must say it clockwise. - Oh, my God.
541 00:29:26,002 00:29:27,562 - Can we do this already? - On my count. - Can we do this already? - On my count.
542 00:29:28,000 00:29:30,983 One, two, three. One, two, three.
543 00:29:31,007 00:29:32,982 I was here, knitting. I was here, knitting.
544 00:29:33,006 00:29:34,981 I was here, sleeping. I was here, sleeping.
545 00:29:35,005 00:29:37,980 [CLIFF] I had just finished qualifying to race in Tampa Bay, Florida, [CLIFF] I had just finished qualifying to race in Tampa Bay, Florida,
546 00:29:38,004 00:29:39,014 asleep in my RV. asleep in my RV.
547 00:29:42,021 00:29:46,010 It seems someone is mis-remembering. It seems someone is mis-remembering.
548 00:29:48,004 00:29:49,010 Or lying. Or lying.
549 00:29:51,013 00:29:53,995 [CLIFF] What? I didn't... I... [CLIFF] What? I didn't... I...
550 00:29:54,019 00:29:55,998 [SIGHS] Okay, fine. [SIGHS] Okay, fine.
551 00:29:56,022 00:29:59,986 On my count. One, two, three. On my count. One, two, three.
552 00:30:00,010 00:30:01,978 I was here, knitting. I was here, knitting.
553 00:30:02,002 00:30:02,992 I was here, sleeping. I was here, sleeping.
554 00:30:03,016 00:30:04,986 [CLIFF] Fine, fuck. [CLIFF] Fine, fuck.
555 00:30:05,010 00:30:06,990 I was in Tampa in the supply closet of the Peking Noodle, I was in Tampa in the supply closet of the Peking Noodle,
556 00:30:07,014 00:30:09,992 up to my nose in boobs and ground up Sudafed with Jalinda the waitress. up to my nose in boobs and ground up Sudafed with Jalinda the waitress.
557 00:30:10,016 00:30:12,979 Oh! And there was a tub of Crisco... [SHRIEKS] Oh! And there was a tub of Crisco... [SHRIEKS]
558 00:30:13,003 00:30:14,018 [ALL SCREAM] [ALL SCREAM]
559 00:30:16,013 00:30:19,023 Remember, don't touch the continuinium. Remember, don't touch the continuinium.
560 00:30:20,001 00:30:22,201 [CLIFF] Fuck you for making me relive the Peking Noodle. [CLIFF] Fuck you for making me relive the Peking Noodle.
561 00:30:24,015 00:30:27,003 [ALL SCREAMING] [ALL SCREAMING]
562 00:30:49,017 00:30:50,993 Remember, the Chief said to be careful. Remember, the Chief said to be careful.
563 00:30:51,017 00:30:53,000 [CLIFF] Fucking fuck him! [CLIFF] Fucking fuck him!
564 00:30:59,001 00:31:00,020 [DOOR SQUEAKS] [DOOR SQUEAKS]
565 00:31:12,006 00:31:13,020 [CLIFF] Hello? [CLIFF] Hello?
566 00:31:18,014 00:31:20,015 ["BAD GIRLS" PLAYING] ["BAD GIRLS" PLAYING]
567 00:31:28,015 00:31:30,001 [CLIFF] What the fuck? [CLIFF] What the fuck?
568 00:31:34,003 00:31:37,005 ♪ Toot toot, hey, beep beep ♪ ♪ Toot toot, hey, beep beep ♪
569 00:31:38,007 00:31:41,983 ♪ Toot toot, hey, beep beep ♪ ♪ Toot toot, hey, beep beep ♪
570 00:31:42,007 00:31:45,003 ♪ Toot toot, hey, beep beep ♪ ♪ Toot toot, hey, beep beep ♪
571 00:31:46,009 00:31:49,005 ♪ Toot toot, hey, beep beep ♪ ♪ Toot toot, hey, beep beep ♪
572 00:31:50,010 00:31:52,005 ♪ Bad girls ♪ ♪ Bad girls ♪
573 00:31:53,011 00:31:55,985 ♪ Talking 'bout the sad girls ♪ ♪ Talking 'bout the sad girls ♪
574 00:31:56,009 00:31:57,988 [CLIFF] I'm sorry I made fun of your drawing. [CLIFF] I'm sorry I made fun of your drawing.
575 00:31:58,012 00:32:00,002 ♪ Sad girls ♪ ♪ Sad girls ♪
576 00:32:01,012 00:32:02,995 [JANE] Do you think the stuff is in his helmet? [JANE] Do you think the stuff is in his helmet?
577 00:32:03,019 00:32:05,987 [RITA] It must be that purple doohickey in the middle. [RITA] It must be that purple doohickey in the middle.
578 00:32:06,011 00:32:07,978 - [CLIFF] Well, let's go get it. - Wait. - [CLIFF] Well, let's go get it. - Wait.
579 00:32:08,002 00:32:09,996 ♪ See them out On the street at night ♪ ♪ See them out On the street at night ♪
580 00:32:10,020 00:32:11,996 ♪ Picking up All kinds of strangers ♪ ♪ Picking up All kinds of strangers ♪
581 00:32:12,020 00:32:13,996 [CLIFF] Shit! You didn't tell me Dr. Tyme had a freeze ray. [CLIFF] Shit! You didn't tell me Dr. Tyme had a freeze ray.
582 00:32:14,020 00:32:16,986 That's because it's not a freeze ray, That's because it's not a freeze ray,
583 00:32:17,010 00:32:17,992 it's a time ray. it's a time ray.
584 00:32:18,016 00:32:20,981 ♪ But you want a good time ♪ ♪ But you want a good time ♪
585 00:32:21,005 00:32:22,981 Ooh! Cool cats. Ooh! Cool cats.
586 00:32:23,005 00:32:25,988 You ready to get down and jive in the best of times? [CHUCKLES] You ready to get down and jive in the best of times? [CHUCKLES]
587 00:32:26,012 00:32:26,998 [CLIFF] Uh [CLIFF] Uh
588 00:32:27,022 00:32:29,984 I'm Dr. Jonathan Tyme, with a "Y" I'm Dr. Jonathan Tyme, with a "Y"
589 00:32:30,008 00:32:32,991 because why not? [LAUGHS] because why not? [LAUGHS]
590 00:32:33,015 00:32:36,985 And you... You are Rita Farr. And you... You are Rita Farr.
591 00:32:37,009 00:32:38,998 Wow, big fan! Wow, big fan!
592 00:32:39,022 00:32:40,998 Ha! Go on. Ha! Go on.
593 00:32:41,022 00:32:42,978 [LAUGHS] [LAUGHS]
594 00:32:43,002 00:32:43,995 Let's lose the static and get down Let's lose the static and get down
595 00:32:44,019 00:32:45,994 because this is my zone. because this is my zone.
596 00:32:46,018 00:32:47,999 You're either in the party or you out the party. You're either in the party or you out the party.
597 00:32:48,023 00:32:50,018 You feel me? [GRUNTING MUSICALLY] You feel me? [GRUNTING MUSICALLY]
598 00:32:54,005 00:32:55,019 ♪ Sad girls ♪ ♪ Sad girls ♪
599 00:32:57,004 00:32:57,999 ♪ Talking 'bout bad Bad girls ♪ ♪ Talking 'bout bad Bad girls ♪
600 00:32:58,023 00:33:00,003 [JANE] Go! [JANE] Go!
601 00:33:01,007 00:33:02,010 Have fun. Have fun.
602 00:33:04,000 00:33:05,011 What the fuckin' fuck! What the fuckin' fuck!
603 00:33:08,021 00:33:09,983 All I'm saying is, All I'm saying is,
604 00:33:10,007 00:33:10,998 they're not a snack, they're a side. they're not a snack, they're a side.
605 00:33:11,022 00:33:12,985 No, no, no. So, you're tellin' me No, no, no. So, you're tellin' me
606 00:33:13,009 00:33:14,981 if you could eat onion rings every day if you could eat onion rings every day
607 00:33:15,005 00:33:16,365 - with no consequences... - No, no. - with no consequences... - No, no.
608 00:33:17,000 00:33:17,996 That's what makes them good. That's what makes them good.
609 00:33:18,020 00:33:20,983 Greasy, sinful consequences. Greasy, sinful consequences.
610 00:33:21,007 00:33:23,008 [BOTH CHUCKLE] [BOTH CHUCKLE]
611 00:33:24,008 00:33:25,997 - They were good, though. - Yeah. - They were good, though. - Yeah.
612 00:33:26,021 00:33:27,989 I'm glad we did this. I'm glad we did this.
613 00:33:28,013 00:33:29,016 Me, too. Me, too.
614 00:33:32,007 00:33:33,014 I'll walk you home? I'll walk you home?
615 00:33:34,019 00:33:35,022 I'm good. I'm good.
616 00:33:36,019 00:33:38,000 See you in Group? See you in Group?
617 00:33:48,020 00:33:50,000 Hey! Hey!
618 00:33:51,006 00:33:51,990 Hey! Hey!
619 00:33:52,014 00:33:53,019 [GRUNTS] [GRUNTS]
620 00:33:54,016 00:33:55,016 Argh! Argh!
621 00:33:57,021 00:33:58,983 Motherfucker! Motherfucker!
622 00:33:59,007 00:34:00,999 - You okay? - I was in Fallujah in '04. - You okay? - I was in Fallujah in '04.
623 00:34:01,023 00:34:02,985 That was not okay. That was not okay.
624 00:34:03,009 00:34:04,985 - This right here, is city living. - [GRUNTS] - This right here, is city living. - [GRUNTS]
625 00:34:05,009 00:34:07,021 Damn, girl. Those are some moves. Damn, girl. Those are some moves.
626 00:34:08,018 00:34:09,983 [BOTH CHUCKLE] [BOTH CHUCKLE]
627 00:34:10,007 00:34:11,017 Cops are on their way. Cops are on their way.
628 00:34:13,008 00:34:14,998 What? No. I didn't ask you to call them. What? No. I didn't ask you to call them.
629 00:34:15,022 00:34:16,023 On a mugging? On a mugging?
630 00:34:17,001 00:34:17,022 It's kind of standard procedure. It's kind of standard procedure.
631 00:34:18,000 00:34:19,008 He's just a kid. He's just a kid.
632 00:34:21,016 00:34:22,982 Do me a solid, Do me a solid,
633 00:34:23,006 00:34:24,015 give him a second chance. give him a second chance.
634 00:34:26,021 00:34:26,999 According to his priors, According to his priors,
635 00:34:27,023 00:34:28,990 this would be his third chance. this would be his third chance.
636 00:34:29,014 00:34:30,982 Then give him a third chance. Then give him a third chance.
637 00:34:31,006 00:34:31,992 The more this kid is in the system, The more this kid is in the system,
638 00:34:32,016 00:34:33,983 the harder it is for him to get out of it. the harder it is for him to get out of it.
639 00:34:34,007 00:34:34,993 And if he doesn't experience the consequences, And if he doesn't experience the consequences,
640 00:34:35,017 00:34:36,986 then he's heading there anyway. then he's heading there anyway.
641 00:34:37,010 00:34:38,981 Are you really that confident in your moral compass? Are you really that confident in your moral compass?
642 00:34:39,005 00:34:40,995 No. I just didn't know this mugging was my only chance No. I just didn't know this mugging was my only chance
643 00:34:41,019 00:34:42,982 to solve systemic injustice in America. to solve systemic injustice in America.
644 00:34:43,006 00:34:43,993 [RONI] All I'm saying is, [RONI] All I'm saying is,
645 00:34:44,017 00:34:45,617 this kid needs more protection than I do. this kid needs more protection than I do.
646 00:34:46,001 00:34:46,985 Yeah, and most mugging victims Yeah, and most mugging victims
647 00:34:47,009 00:34:48,983 aren't some cane-wielding badasses. aren't some cane-wielding badasses.
648 00:34:49,007 00:34:49,997 - Badass? - Badass alert. - Badass? - Badass alert.
649 00:34:50,021 00:34:51,989 Oh, yeah, I'm... I'm a real hero. Oh, yeah, I'm... I'm a real hero.
650 00:34:52,013 00:34:54,022 You want to know how I got all these mad skills? You want to know how I got all these mad skills?
651 00:34:55,021 00:34:56,990 The poverty draft. The poverty draft.
652 00:34:57,014 00:34:58,986 Because I had no other option Because I had no other option
653 00:34:59,010 00:35:00,990 and no one to warn me that it came with a lifetime of pain. and no one to warn me that it came with a lifetime of pain.
654 00:35:01,014 00:35:02,982 With respect to your service, With respect to your service,
655 00:35:03,006 00:35:04,999 all I'm saying is the next time he tries to mug some... all I'm saying is the next time he tries to mug some...
656 00:35:05,023 00:35:06,994 What if there isn't a next time? What if there isn't a next time?
657 00:35:07,018 00:35:08,978 What if this is the moment What if this is the moment
658 00:35:09,002 00:35:09,996 that this kid turns his life around? that this kid turns his life around?
659 00:35:10,020 00:35:11,996 What if we put him on the right path? What if we put him on the right path?
660 00:35:12,020 00:35:13,989 Wave the magic wand of forgiveness Wave the magic wand of forgiveness
661 00:35:14,013 00:35:15,977 - and suddenly he's not a criminal. - Okay, you're not - and suddenly he's not a criminal. - Okay, you're not
662 00:35:16,001 00:35:17,022 listening to me. listening to me.
663 00:35:19,011 00:35:22,008 Nobody should be judged by the worst thing they ever did. Nobody should be judged by the worst thing they ever did.
664 00:35:28,020 00:35:30,002 Get out of here, kid. Get out of here, kid.
665 00:35:41,002 00:35:41,023 What? What?
666 00:35:42,016 00:35:43,016 Nothing. Nothing.
667 00:35:44,020 00:35:45,020 Okay. Okay.
668 00:35:48,003 00:35:49,006 Okay. Okay.
669 00:36:01,002 00:36:03,984 [PAUL] He didn't keep a lot of friends, [PAUL] He didn't keep a lot of friends,
670 00:36:04,008 00:36:07,995 but his loyalty to his family was fierce. but his loyalty to his family was fierce.
671 00:36:08,019 00:36:11,983 He was funny. He was smart enough to get the joke. He was funny. He was smart enough to get the joke.
672 00:36:12,007 00:36:12,994 I never was, I never was,
673 00:36:13,018 00:36:16,011 but he was a good brother and he loved me all the same. but he was a good brother and he loved me all the same.
674 00:36:19,017 00:36:21,005 We love you, Gary. We love you, Gary.
675 00:36:23,019 00:36:25,004 You are already missed. You are already missed.
676 00:36:35,003 00:36:37,023 [PEOPLE CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY] [PEOPLE CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY]
677 00:36:55,021 00:36:57,014 You a member of Gary's club? You a member of Gary's club?
678 00:36:58,020 00:37:01,009 Pirate Radio Truthers, Team Tinfoil Hat? Pirate Radio Truthers, Team Tinfoil Hat?
679 00:37:02,005 00:37:03,992 No offense. No offense.
680 00:37:04,016 00:37:07,005 [LARRY] I... I don't know anything about that. [LARRY] I... I don't know anything about that.
681 00:37:16,005 00:37:17,020 Say something else. Say something else.
682 00:37:23,001 00:37:23,990 Yeah, Paul, Yeah, Paul,
683 00:37:24,014 00:37:26,022 it's me. Your dad. it's me. Your dad.
684 00:37:33,021 00:37:35,005 You're alive. You're alive.
685 00:37:38,003 00:37:39,014 Gary was right. Gary was right.
686 00:37:41,004 00:37:42,980 [CHUCKLES] [CHUCKLES]
687 00:37:43,004 00:37:44,444 Don't even know what to do with that. Don't even know what to do with that.
688 00:37:45,020 00:37:46,994 Yeah, I know. Yeah, I know.
689 00:37:47,018 00:37:48,996 It's a lot. It's a lot.
690 00:37:49,020 00:37:50,982 Yeah, if my brother had known killing himself Yeah, if my brother had known killing himself
691 00:37:51,006 00:37:51,993 would have made our dad show up, would have made our dad show up,
692 00:37:52,017 00:37:54,004 he probably would have done it sooner. he probably would have done it sooner.
693 00:37:55,017 00:37:56,982 Oh, Christ, I'm sorry. That sounded... Oh, Christ, I'm sorry. That sounded...
694 00:37:57,006 00:38:00,009 - No. No, it's okay. - No, no, it's... - No. No, it's okay. - No, no, it's...
695 00:38:06,016 00:38:08,002 Yeah, it's a lot. Yeah, it's a lot.
696 00:38:11,022 00:38:12,980 Your ride? Your ride?
697 00:38:13,004 00:38:15,003 Your grandson, actually. Your grandson, actually.
698 00:38:16,013 00:38:17,014 [SIGHS] [SIGHS]
699 00:38:29,013 00:38:32,002 We're having a... A gathering at his place. We're having a... A gathering at his place.
700 00:38:33,015 00:38:35,003 46 Acorn Street. 46 Acorn Street.
701 00:38:36,014 00:38:39,004 Picked up a bunch of Gary's favorite treats. Picked up a bunch of Gary's favorite treats.
702 00:38:40,000 00:38:41,006 Chocolate malts? Chocolate malts?
703 00:38:43,006 00:38:44,006 You got it. You got it.
704 00:38:47,009 00:38:48,015 You should come. You should come.
705 00:38:56,005 00:39:01,981 All right, folks, it's time for couples skate. All right, folks, it's time for couples skate.
706 00:39:02,005 00:39:03,982 ["BAD GIRLS" PLAYING] ["BAD GIRLS" PLAYING]
707 00:39:04,006 00:39:05,993 ♪ Toot toot, hey, beep beep ♪ ♪ Toot toot, hey, beep beep ♪
708 00:39:06,017 00:39:07,023 [CLIFF] No, no, no! [CLIFF] No, no, no!
709 00:39:08,001 00:39:08,991 Oh, no. Oh, no.
710 00:39:09,015 00:39:10,995 - Not this fucking song. - Not this fucking song again. - Not this fucking song. - Not this fucking song again.
711 00:39:11,019 00:39:12,981 Fuck! Fuck!
712 00:39:13,005 00:39:13,989 [DR. TYME] This is as good as it ever got, baby. [DR. TYME] This is as good as it ever got, baby.
713 00:39:14,013 00:39:15,985 I've seen it all. Every era. I've seen it all. Every era.
714 00:39:16,009 00:39:17,994 This right here, August 8th, 1980, This right here, August 8th, 1980,
715 00:39:18,018 00:39:20,980 at a roller disco off I-95, at a roller disco off I-95,
716 00:39:21,004 00:39:22,992 this is where humanity peaked. this is where humanity peaked.
717 00:39:23,016 00:39:25,981 - Come on. - [GRUNTS] - Come on. - [GRUNTS]
718 00:39:26,005 00:39:27,016 I'm trying. I'm trying.
719 00:39:29,006 00:39:31,999 I was hoping you were here for more than my continuinium. I was hoping you were here for more than my continuinium.
720 00:39:32,023 00:39:33,986 I don't know what you... I don't know what you...
721 00:39:34,010 00:39:37,979 Well, surely you already knew that, uh, Well, surely you already knew that, uh,
722 00:39:38,003 00:39:40,978 - seeing the future and all. - Hmm. - seeing the future and all. - Hmm.
723 00:39:41,002 00:39:42,989 [DR. TYME] I prefer to live in the moment, baby. [DR. TYME] I prefer to live in the moment, baby.
724 00:39:43,013 00:39:44,990 Besides, many have come for this, Besides, many have come for this,
725 00:39:45,014 00:39:46,983 but none have succeeded. but none have succeeded.
726 00:39:47,007 00:39:49,985 [CLIFF] This is nuts. We don't have time for this shit. [CLIFF] This is nuts. We don't have time for this shit.
727 00:39:50,009 00:39:51,978 Find some skates and get out there. Find some skates and get out there.
728 00:39:52,002 00:39:54,988 Why the fuck would you assume that I know how to skate? Why the fuck would you assume that I know how to skate?
729 00:39:55,012 00:39:56,993 Do I always have to clarify this? Do I always have to clarify this?
730 00:39:57,017 00:39:58,987 Does any one-sixty-fourth of you Does any one-sixty-fourth of you
731 00:39:59,011 00:40:00,989 know how to skate? know how to skate?
732 00:40:01,013 00:40:01,993 Or chew lightning, Or chew lightning,
733 00:40:02,017 00:40:03,985 - or anything helpful? - Maybe. - or anything helpful? - Maybe.
734 00:40:04,009 00:40:07,017 But the others are sort of... doped. But the others are sort of... doped.
735 00:40:08,012 00:40:09,994 This, Jane, is why This, Jane, is why
736 00:40:10,018 00:40:13,011 we don't do drugs. we don't do drugs.
737 00:40:14,016 00:40:14,997 I can't. I can't.
738 00:40:15,021 00:40:17,022 I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't.
739 00:40:18,000 00:40:19,978 - I can't. - Sh... shit. - I can't. - Sh... shit.
740 00:40:20,002 00:40:21,987 [DR. TYME] Ain't nobody stopping this party. [DR. TYME] Ain't nobody stopping this party.
741 00:40:22,011 00:40:26,017 [CLIFF GRUNTS] No more "Bad Girls." [CLIFF GRUNTS] No more "Bad Girls."
742 00:40:28,018 00:40:32,000 Oh, shit! Oh, shit!
743 00:40:39,019 00:40:40,996 - [EXCLAIMS] - [GRUNTS] - [EXCLAIMS] - [GRUNTS]
744 00:40:41,020 00:40:42,021 [GRUNTS] [GRUNTS]
745 00:40:45,005 00:40:46,007 [GASPS] [GASPS]
746 00:40:47,017 00:40:48,998 Rita, what did you do? Rita, what did you do?
747 00:40:49,022 00:40:51,023 You told me to grab his helmet! You told me to grab his helmet!
748 00:40:52,001 00:40:52,995 That's not his helmet, that's his head. That's not his helmet, that's his head.
749 00:40:53,019 00:40:56,013 [CLIFF] Holy shit! The continue brain thingie is loose! [CLIFF] Holy shit! The continue brain thingie is loose!
750 00:40:57,011 00:40:59,018 [SPEAKING JAPANESE] [SPEAKING JAPANESE]
751 00:41:02,019 00:41:03,998 [MAN GRUNTS] [MAN GRUNTS]
752 00:41:04,022 00:41:07,020 [SPEAKING OTHER LANGUAGE] [SPEAKING OTHER LANGUAGE]
753 00:41:09,001 00:41:09,984 [GRUNTS] [GRUNTS]
754 00:41:10,008 00:41:13,019 [CLIFF] I am not babysitting my nemesis's kid. [CLIFF] I am not babysitting my nemesis's kid.
755 00:41:17,007 00:41:19,011 Hey, you Niles's guys? Hey, you Niles's guys?
756 00:41:20,019 00:41:21,995 Fuck you, government asswipes. Fuck you, government asswipes.
757 00:41:22,019 00:41:23,986 [DR. TYME GROANING] [DR. TYME GROANING]
758 00:41:24,010 00:41:27,011 I swear to God, I thought it was a helmet. I swear to God, I thought it was a helmet.
759 00:41:28,018 00:41:30,012 Grab the brain, asshole! Grab the brain, asshole!
760 00:41:44,003 00:41:45,083 - Satan, be gone! - Help me. - Satan, be gone! - Help me.
761 00:41:50,009 00:41:52,014 [CLIFF SCREAMING] No! [CLIFF SCREAMING] No!
762 00:41:54,016 00:41:56,000 [RITA] Hang in there. [RITA] Hang in there.
763 00:41:57,004 00:41:58,007 [SCREAMS] [SCREAMS]
764 00:41:59,008 00:42:01,015 - [WOMAN SHRIEKS] - [MAN GRUNTING] - [WOMAN SHRIEKS] - [MAN GRUNTING]
765 00:42:15,015 00:42:17,005 [DR. TYME GROANING] [DR. TYME GROANING]
766 00:42:22,003 00:42:23,021 [SPEAKING BACKWARDS] [SPEAKING BACKWARDS]
767 00:42:26,010 00:42:28,014 [BOTH SPEAKING OTHER LANGUAGES BACKWARDS] [BOTH SPEAKING OTHER LANGUAGES BACKWARDS]
768 00:42:36,013 00:42:37,986 [GASPS] [GASPS]
769 00:42:38,010 00:42:40,989 I've seen your like from birth to death, Gertrude Cramp, I've seen your like from birth to death, Gertrude Cramp,
770 00:42:41,013 00:42:42,293 Your mother was right about you. Your mother was right about you.
771 00:42:43,000 00:42:44,997 No matter what, or how hard you try, No matter what, or how hard you try,
772 00:42:45,021 00:42:48,984 you'll never be anything but a fraud. you'll never be anything but a fraud.
773 00:42:49,008 00:42:49,992 What did you say? What did you say?
774 00:42:50,016 00:42:53,012 I said, you're out of the party. I said, you're out of the party.
775 00:42:58,010 00:42:59,015 Oh, thank heavens. Oh, thank heavens.
776 00:43:02,019 00:43:02,992 Did you get it? Did you get it?
777 00:43:03,016 00:43:05,991 Of course we didn't. Of course we didn't.
778 00:43:06,015 00:43:09,982 Another adventure, another trigger, what else is fuckin' new? Another adventure, another trigger, what else is fuckin' new?
779 00:43:10,006 00:43:10,992 [CLIFF] Did you know the thing [CLIFF] Did you know the thing
780 00:43:11,016 00:43:12,536 we were going after wasn't a headpiece? we were going after wasn't a headpiece?
781 00:43:13,001 00:43:14,984 - It was a guy's head. - I warned you. - It was a guy's head. - I warned you.
782 00:43:15,008 00:43:15,995 My research was thin. My research was thin.
783 00:43:16,019 00:43:17,991 Oh, but confident enough to call him terrible Oh, but confident enough to call him terrible
784 00:43:18,015 00:43:19,996 even though he was just some self-absorbed putz. even though he was just some self-absorbed putz.
785 00:43:20,020 00:43:21,991 It seems to me like you wanted a hit squad It seems to me like you wanted a hit squad
786 00:43:22,015 00:43:23,022 to invade a time capsule to invade a time capsule
787 00:43:24,000 00:43:25,998 - and murder a guy. - I asked for no such thing. - and murder a guy. - I asked for no such thing.
788 00:43:26,022 00:43:27,996 For the last time, I never asked for. For the last time, I never asked for.
789 00:43:28,020 00:43:31,005 [SLAPS] Stop saying that. [SLAPS] Stop saying that.
790 00:43:33,011 00:43:33,996 You turned us into what we are. You turned us into what we are.
791 00:43:34,020 00:43:36,989 [SOBBING] And now I can only do one thing, [SOBBING] And now I can only do one thing,
792 00:43:37,013 00:43:40,000 and we can't even do that. and we can't even do that.
793 00:45:23,009 00:45:24,017 [SIGHS] [SIGHS]
794 00:45:55,003 00:45:56,006 [SIGHS] [SIGHS]
795 00:46:13,001 00:46:14,004 [SOBBING SOFTLY] [SOBBING SOFTLY]
796 00:46:20,016 00:46:23,001 [SOBBING] [SOBBING]
797 00:46:28,000 00:46:29,010 I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry.
798 00:46:47,018 00:46:51,981 Father in heaven, we beseech you, cast away the demons Father in heaven, we beseech you, cast away the demons
799 00:46:52,005 00:46:54,983 who have grown in Kay Challis these seven years. who have grown in Kay Challis these seven years.
800 00:46:55,007 00:46:59,979 Cast away the spirit and return Kay to our flock. Cast away the spirit and return Kay to our flock.
801 00:47:00,003 00:47:03,995 Restore her to her ever-suffering mother. Restore her to her ever-suffering mother.
802 00:47:04,019 00:47:05,992 Please, Momma, help me. [SCREAMS] Please, Momma, help me. [SCREAMS]
803 00:47:06,016 00:47:08,999 [MAN] Lord, we praise you with all our hearts, [MAN] Lord, we praise you with all our hearts,
804 00:47:09,023 00:47:13,984 and we know that Satan cannot abide where you are present. and we know that Satan cannot abide where you are present.
805 00:47:14,008 00:47:14,994 Feel your presence. Feel your presence.
806 00:47:15,018 00:47:17,979 Prince of Darkness, you are not welcome. Prince of Darkness, you are not welcome.
807 00:47:18,003 00:47:18,988 Satan! Satan!
808 00:47:19,012 00:47:20,016 Be gone! Be gone!
809 00:47:24,005 00:47:26,018 I'll tear your face off! I'll tear your face off!
810 00:47:28,023 00:47:30,007 Help me. Help me.
811 00:47:33,006 00:47:34,020 We deserve this. We deserve this.
812 00:47:37,013 00:47:38,997 [WOMAN 1] Kay, let me go up for you. [WOMAN 1] Kay, let me go up for you.
813 00:47:39,021 00:47:40,989 [WOMAN 2] Who is this lady? [WOMAN 2] Who is this lady?
814 00:47:41,013 00:47:42,982 [WOMAN 3] Just give them Kay. If we don't, [WOMAN 3] Just give them Kay. If we don't,
815 00:47:43,006 00:47:43,995 we'll all die. we'll all die.
816 00:47:44,019 00:47:45,994 [WOMAN 1] No, the girl stays safe. [WOMAN 1] No, the girl stays safe.
817 00:47:46,018 00:47:47,984 I can do this, Kay. I can do this, Kay.
818 00:47:48,008 00:47:48,995 I know what you want. I know what you want.
819 00:47:49,019 00:47:50,985 Let me go up for you. Let me go up for you.
820 00:47:51,009 00:47:52,009 [JANE] Okay. [JANE] Okay.
821 00:48:01,006 00:48:02,985 Thank you, brother. Thank you, brother.
822 00:48:03,009 00:48:03,988 Oh, I see the light. Oh, I see the light.
823 00:48:04,012 00:48:05,018 I am saved! I am saved!
824 00:48:06,013 00:48:08,014 Hallelujah! Hallelujah!
825 00:48:10,019 00:48:13,013 [ELENA SPEAKING SPANISH] [ELENA SPEAKING SPANISH]
826 00:48:18,018 00:48:20,014 Let's be clear, Elena. Let's be clear, Elena.
827 00:48:21,007 00:48:22,022 No amounts of holy water No amounts of holy water
828 00:48:23,000 00:48:26,999 will ever purify the sins you allowed to go on in your home, will ever purify the sins you allowed to go on in your home,
829 00:48:27,023 00:48:30,987 and if you want your sinful compliance to stay buried, and if you want your sinful compliance to stay buried,
830 00:48:31,011 00:48:36,001 then you will call me... Miranda. then you will call me... Miranda.
831 00:48:40,020 00:48:42,982 I've never seen this before. I've never seen this before.
832 00:48:43,006 00:48:45,006 Why am I watching Miranda's memory? Why am I watching Miranda's memory?
833 00:48:46,008 00:48:46,998 I'm being neutral here. I'm being neutral here.
834 00:48:47,022 00:48:49,980 Listen, if you want to remain his primary Listen, if you want to remain his primary
835 00:48:50,004 00:48:50,998 while we get through this rough patch, while we get through this rough patch,
836 00:48:51,022 00:48:52,989 then so be it, then so be it,
837 00:48:53,013 00:48:55,022 But, you know, change isn't all bad. But, you know, change isn't all bad.
838 00:48:57,014 00:48:59,989 You're saying that Miranda would be a better primary. You're saying that Miranda would be a better primary.
839 00:49:00,013 00:49:04,002 Newsflash, she threw herself into the fucking well. Newsflash, she threw herself into the fucking well.
840 00:49:05,002 00:49:06,122 You don't have to remind me, You don't have to remind me,
841 00:49:07,001 00:49:08,981 but before that, long before any of us but before that, long before any of us
842 00:49:09,005 00:49:11,986 were subjected to meta-human experimentation, were subjected to meta-human experimentation,
843 00:49:12,010 00:49:15,007 Miranda was... powerful. Miranda was... powerful.
844 00:49:16,013 00:49:17,015 [JANE] Hey. [JANE] Hey.
845 00:49:19,002 00:49:20,042 What made her so powerful? What made her so powerful?
846 00:49:22,008 00:49:24,001 She knew what the girl wanted. She knew what the girl wanted.
847 00:49:29,012 00:49:30,993 [JANE] What made her so powerful? [JANE] What made her so powerful?
848 00:49:31,017 00:49:33,012 [SECRETARY] She knew what the girl wanted. [SECRETARY] She knew what the girl wanted.
849 00:49:34,011 00:49:36,007 Maybe it is time for a change. Maybe it is time for a change.
850 00:49:42,022 00:49:44,018 [KNOCKS AT DOOR] [KNOCKS AT DOOR]
851 00:49:46,009 00:49:46,998 What? What?
852 00:49:47,022 00:49:48,985 [SQUEAKS SOFTLY] [SQUEAKS SOFTLY]
853 00:49:49,009 00:49:49,998 Can you help me? Can you help me?
854 00:49:50,022 00:49:53,997 No, I can't help you, and I can't help your father. No, I can't help you, and I can't help your father.
855 00:49:54,021 00:49:57,022 I'm an utter failure, and I can't even help myself. I'm an utter failure, and I can't even help myself.
856 00:49:58,017 00:50:01,022 Not that kind of help. Not that kind of help.
857 00:50:06,009 00:50:10,007 Now lightly whip the egg batter into a froth. Now lightly whip the egg batter into a froth.
858 00:50:15,010 00:50:17,011 Clara was deemed expendable. Clara was deemed expendable.
859 00:50:21,004 00:50:21,999 Clara was deemed expendable. Clara was deemed expendable.
860 00:50:22,023 00:50:24,022 [CLIFF] My daughter was expendable, [CLIFF] My daughter was expendable,
861 00:50:25,000 00:50:26,989 but yours has cost how many lives? but yours has cost how many lives?
862 00:50:27,013 00:50:30,023 How is your kid more important than mine? How is your kid more important than mine?
863 00:50:31,001 00:50:32,989 When backed into a corner, I will do anything When backed into a corner, I will do anything
864 00:50:33,013 00:50:35,004 for my daughter. for my daughter.
865 00:50:38,013 00:50:39,989 [CLIFF] Like chop me up. [CLIFF] Like chop me up.
866 00:50:40,013 00:50:41,983 Not if I can fucking help it. Not if I can fucking help it.
867 00:50:42,007 00:50:45,009 [PEOPLE CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY] [PEOPLE CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY]