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1 00:01:33,125 00:01:35,875 Niles Evelyn Caulder. Niles Evelyn Caulder.
2 00:01:35,958 00:01:38,791 What the devil are you doing out? Don't you know there's a ripper about? What the devil are you doing out? Don't you know there's a ripper about?
3 00:01:38,875 00:01:40,500 Yes, sir. Yes, sir.
4 00:01:40,583 00:01:42,833 There's no one to fleece tonight anyway, you little tea leaf. There's no one to fleece tonight anyway, you little tea leaf.
5 00:01:42,916 00:01:45,375 Go on. Get going home. Or by Christ, I'll have you. Go on. Get going home. Or by Christ, I'll have you.
6 00:01:45,458 00:01:46,375 Yes, sir. Yes, sir.
7 00:02:53,791 00:02:54,875 Curious. Curious.
8 00:02:58,500 00:03:00,625 Are you the Ripper, sir? Are you the Ripper, sir?
9 00:03:00,708 00:03:02,791 Are you? Are you?
10 00:03:22,416 00:03:23,958 Okay, Papa. Okay, Papa.
11 00:03:24,041 00:03:25,458 You can open them now. You can open them now.
12 00:03:31,125 00:03:33,541 French toast. French toast.
13 00:03:33,625 00:03:35,833 -Did you make this? -Rita taught me. -Did you make this? -Rita taught me.
14 00:03:35,916 00:03:37,583 That was very good of her. That was very good of her.
15 00:03:37,666 00:03:40,583 It's about all I'm good for. Cooking lessons. It's about all I'm good for. Cooking lessons.
16 00:03:40,666 00:03:43,375 Taste it. Taste it! Taste it. Taste it!
17 00:03:43,916 00:03:44,833 Okay. Okay.
18 00:03:52,166 00:03:53,250 Mmm! Mmm!
19 00:03:53,333 00:03:56,375 It's wonderful! It's wonderful!
20 00:03:56,458 00:03:58,125 It's... It's...
21 00:03:58,208 00:04:00,250 -It's really delicious! - Do you really mean it, Papa? -It's really delicious! - Do you really mean it, Papa?
22 00:04:00,333 00:04:02,416 I really do, darling. I really do, darling.
23 00:04:05,291 00:04:07,750 -Good morning, Cliff. - Something's wrong with my hand. -Good morning, Cliff. - Something's wrong with my hand.
24 00:04:07,833 00:04:09,500 The fingers are all slow. The fingers are all slow.
25 00:04:09,583 00:04:13,291 I'll look at it as soon as I finish my very special breakfast. I'll look at it as soon as I finish my very special breakfast.
26 00:04:13,375 00:04:14,333 Too... Too...
27 00:04:14,416 00:04:16,291 fucking... fucking...
28 00:04:16,375 00:04:19,208 slow. slow.
29 00:04:24,750 00:04:27,500 Rita, Dorothy, would you give us a minute, please? Rita, Dorothy, would you give us a minute, please?
30 00:04:27,583 00:04:30,708 Come, Dorothy. Let's go water the plants. Come, Dorothy. Let's go water the plants.
31 00:04:34,750 00:04:37,583 How about when my 11-year-old daughter is in the room, How about when my 11-year-old daughter is in the room,
32 00:04:37,666 00:04:39,791 we take the swearing down a notch? we take the swearing down a notch?
33 00:04:39,875 00:04:41,125 No problem. No problem.
34 00:04:41,208 00:04:42,958 Does she know sign language? Does she know sign language?
35 00:04:45,291 00:04:48,041 When you're ready to confront this anger, Cliff, When you're ready to confront this anger, Cliff,
36 00:04:48,875 00:04:50,375 I'll be there for you. I'll be there for you.
37 00:04:50,458 00:04:53,000 Pretty sure I'm confronting my anger right now, Chief. Pretty sure I'm confronting my anger right now, Chief.
38 00:04:53,083 00:04:55,166 And it feels fucking good. And it feels fucking good.
39 00:04:55,250 00:04:57,416 Till then, I suggest you go away Till then, I suggest you go away
40 00:04:57,500 00:05:00,333 -and do some work on your own. -What the fuck's that supposed to mean? -and do some work on your own. -What the fuck's that supposed to mean?
41 00:05:00,416 00:05:03,250 You were an angry man long before you and I ever met. You were an angry man long before you and I ever met.
42 00:05:03,333 00:05:05,458 An angry husband. An angry husband.
43 00:05:05,541 00:05:07,125 An angry father. An angry father.
44 00:05:07,208 00:05:09,250 Hey, I was a great fucking father. Hey, I was a great fucking father.
45 00:05:09,333 00:05:10,708 I was way better than you. I was way better than you.
46 00:05:10,791 00:05:12,791 'Cause my kid didn't grow up to be a monster 'Cause my kid didn't grow up to be a monster
47 00:05:12,875 00:05:14,250 who could destroy the entire world. who could destroy the entire world.
48 00:05:14,333 00:05:16,708 You call my daughter a "monster" again You call my daughter a "monster" again
49 00:05:16,791 00:05:18,166 And you'll do what? And you'll do what?
50 00:05:18,250 00:05:20,958 Huh? What more could you possibly do to me? Huh? What more could you possibly do to me?
51 00:05:23,000 00:05:25,458 Hey, Jane, you wanna get the fuck out of here? Hey, Jane, you wanna get the fuck out of here?
52 00:05:28,083 00:05:29,500 Fuck, yeah. Fuck, yeah.
53 00:05:36,666 00:05:38,083 Sorry about that. Sorry about that.
54 00:05:38,166 00:05:40,958 Let's go back and finish our special breakfast. Mmm? Let's go back and finish our special breakfast. Mmm?
55 00:05:41,916 00:05:44,291 Why does Cliff hate you so much? Why does Cliff hate you so much?
56 00:05:44,375 00:05:46,375 Did you do something wrong? Did you do something wrong?
57 00:05:48,916 00:05:49,833 I did. I did.
58 00:05:51,291 00:05:53,291 I made a very bad mistake. I made a very bad mistake.
59 00:05:54,291 00:05:55,916 Lots of mistakes, actually. Lots of mistakes, actually.
60 00:05:56,000 00:05:57,583 Did you apologize? Did you apologize?
61 00:05:58,666 00:06:00,541 Many times. Many times.
62 00:06:00,625 00:06:04,500 Some wounds can't be healed with pretty words. Some wounds can't be healed with pretty words.
63 00:06:04,583 00:06:06,875 This isn't something you need to worry about. This isn't something you need to worry about.
64 00:06:06,958 00:06:08,250 My dear heart, My dear heart,
65 00:06:08,333 00:06:09,875 it's a grown-up problem. it's a grown-up problem.
66 00:06:16,083 00:06:17,500 Are those... Are those...
67 00:06:17,583 00:06:19,250 Butterflies! Butterflies!
68 00:06:19,333 00:06:23,250 It can't be. Dorothy, no! It can't be. Dorothy, no!
69 00:06:23,333 00:06:27,125 Please tell me this is a seasonal migration, and not something freaky. Please tell me this is a seasonal migration, and not something freaky.
70 00:06:34,291 00:06:35,625 Oh, God damn it. Oh, God damn it.
71 00:06:35,708 00:06:37,333 What is it, Papa? What is it, Papa?
72 00:06:39,000 00:06:42,583 I've been invited to a dinner with the divine Red Jack. I've been invited to a dinner with the divine Red Jack.
73 00:06:42,666 00:06:44,458 "Formal attire preferred." "Formal attire preferred."
74 00:06:45,500 00:06:47,875 That looks like Larry's bandages. That looks like Larry's bandages.
75 00:06:47,958 00:06:49,583 This isn't an invitation. This isn't an invitation.
76 00:06:49,666 00:06:51,250 It's a very polite ransom note. It's a very polite ransom note.
77 00:06:51,333 00:06:54,083 This Red Jack person has Larry? This Red Jack person has Larry?
78 00:06:55,000 00:06:56,541 Why? Who is he? Why? Who is he?
79 00:06:57,666 00:06:59,416 I'll explain on the way. I'll explain on the way.
80 00:06:59,500 00:07:02,375 Now, it's important you understand what we're up against. Now, it's important you understand what we're up against.
81 00:07:02,458 00:07:04,833 "We"? Oh, no. I'll sit this one out. "We"? Oh, no. I'll sit this one out.
82 00:07:04,916 00:07:07,041 -No, Larry needs you. -For Larry's sake. -No, Larry needs you. -For Larry's sake.
83 00:07:07,125 00:07:08,833 Please, I will just make things worse. Please, I will just make things worse.
84 00:07:08,916 00:07:11,791 I have the purple brains spattered on my shoes to prove it. I have the purple brains spattered on my shoes to prove it.
85 00:07:11,875 00:07:14,041 Red Jack is a merciless being Red Jack is a merciless being
86 00:07:14,125 00:07:17,333 who feeds on the suffering of others. who feeds on the suffering of others.
87 00:07:18,291 00:07:19,625 I cannot do this alone. I cannot do this alone.
88 00:07:19,708 00:07:21,458 I'm on the fence, and that's your sales pitch? I'm on the fence, and that's your sales pitch?
89 00:07:21,541 00:07:23,750 He lives in an extra dimensional palace He lives in an extra dimensional palace
90 00:07:23,833 00:07:29,125 and drops down into our world to refill on fresh pain. and drops down into our world to refill on fresh pain.
91 00:07:29,208 00:07:30,875 He's committed countless atrocities He's committed countless atrocities
92 00:07:30,958 00:07:32,500 under the guises of Jack the Ripper, under the guises of Jack the Ripper,
93 00:07:32,583 00:07:34,791 -the Monster of Florence -Larry's in danger. I get it. -the Monster of Florence -Larry's in danger. I get it.
94 00:07:34,875 00:07:38,083 -Just please stop talking. -Right. Right. -Just please stop talking. -Right. Right.
95 00:07:38,166 00:07:40,666 -If we get separated -Why would we get separated? -If we get separated -Why would we get separated?
96 00:07:40,750 00:07:42,666 We won't. But if we do, We won't. But if we do,
97 00:07:42,750 00:07:45,250 follow the butterflies. follow the butterflies.
98 00:07:45,333 00:07:46,875 Oh, God damn it. Oh, God damn it.
99 00:07:48,125 00:07:49,083 Ready? Ready?
100 00:08:01,750 00:08:03,083 Oh, fuck! Fuck! Oh, fuck! Fuck!
101 00:08:03,166 00:08:04,791 Fuck, fuck, fuck. Fuck, fuck, fuck.
102 00:08:04,875 00:08:08,000 He actually had the nerve to tell me, me, He actually had the nerve to tell me, me,
103 00:08:08,083 00:08:11,375 not to swear in front of his daughter. Can you believe that shit? not to swear in front of his daughter. Can you believe that shit?
104 00:08:11,458 00:08:13,000 I can hardly believe it. I can hardly believe it.
105 00:08:13,083 00:08:16,000 After he fucked my life in the asshole, and Clara's. After he fucked my life in the asshole, and Clara's.
106 00:08:16,083 00:08:18,500 What about my little girl? What about my little girl?
107 00:08:18,583 00:08:20,541 She grew up without her fucking father. She grew up without her fucking father.
108 00:08:20,625 00:08:21,875 I mean, fuck! I mean, fuck!
109 00:08:21,958 00:08:23,125 Yeah, fuck. Yeah, fuck.
110 00:08:23,208 00:08:24,458 This is what's gonna happen. This is what's gonna happen.
111 00:08:24,541 00:08:25,875 I give Clara the giraffe. I give Clara the giraffe.
112 00:08:25,958 00:08:28,583 We hug it the fuck out. All is forgiven. We hug it the fuck out. All is forgiven.
113 00:08:28,666 00:08:33,250 And her happiness is gonna fuck Niles Caulder in the fucking face. And her happiness is gonna fuck Niles Caulder in the fucking face.
114 00:08:33,333 00:08:34,291 Am I right? Am I right?
115 00:08:35,458 00:08:36,375 Jane? Jane?
116 00:08:37,875 00:08:39,041 Jane? Jane?
117 00:08:39,125 00:08:40,041 Okay. Okay.
118 00:08:42,500 00:08:43,541 Awesome. Awesome.
119 00:08:43,625 00:08:44,833 Best road dog ever. Best road dog ever.
120 00:09:10,000 00:09:10,958 Jane. Jane.
121 00:09:12,000 00:09:13,083 Thank you for coming. Thank you for coming.
122 00:09:13,166 00:09:15,708 You d-holes yanked me down here. You d-holes yanked me down here.
123 00:09:15,791 00:09:17,541 So, what gives? So, what gives?
124 00:09:23,541 00:09:25,208 Is this a fucking intervention? Is this a fucking intervention?
125 00:09:39,666 00:09:40,666 Morning. Morning.
126 00:09:41,875 00:09:42,791 Hey. Hey.
127 00:09:43,916 00:09:45,791 Where is everyone? Where is everyone?
128 00:09:45,875 00:09:47,416 Tuesday morning, nine o'clock, right? Tuesday morning, nine o'clock, right?
129 00:09:47,500 00:09:50,291 E-mail went out last night. We switched to Wednesdays. E-mail went out last night. We switched to Wednesdays.
130 00:09:50,375 00:09:51,625 For real? Why didn't I get it? For real? Why didn't I get it?
131 00:09:51,708 00:09:53,458 Because I'm the one who sent it. Because I'm the one who sent it.
132 00:09:53,541 00:09:54,750 And you left me off? And you left me off?
133 00:09:56,750 00:09:57,666 Why? Why?
134 00:10:21,083 00:10:22,083 Hey, whoa. Hey, whoa.
135 00:10:22,166 00:10:23,416 What's wrong? What's wrong?
136 00:10:25,125 00:10:26,500 We... We barely know each other. We... We barely know each other.
137 00:10:26,583 00:10:28,708 -And? -No... -And? -No...
138 00:10:55,375 00:10:56,500 Now you know. Now you know.
139 00:10:59,833 00:11:00,750 Wow. Wow.
140 00:11:02,500 00:11:03,583 You're beautiful. You're beautiful.
141 00:11:21,458 00:11:23,791 Can I touch your chest? Can I touch your chest?
142 00:11:33,291 00:11:34,250 Can you feel that? Can you feel that?
143 00:11:57,166 00:11:58,125 Can you feel that? Can you feel that?
144 00:12:13,250 00:12:14,208 What about that? What about that?
145 00:12:16,958 00:12:18,041 Not sure. Not sure.
146 00:12:49,541 00:12:52,625 What the fuck is going on? What the fuck is going on?
147 00:12:52,708 00:12:53,833 Help! Help!
148 00:12:57,833 00:13:00,208 No. No, no. No. No. No, no. No.
149 00:13:00,291 00:13:02,250 Oh, God. No. Oh, God. No.
150 00:13:02,333 00:13:04,083 No, no. Oh, God. No, no. Oh, God.
151 00:13:04,166 00:13:05,458 No, no, no, no. No, no, no, no.
152 00:13:07,166 00:13:09,708 No! No!
153 00:13:17,416 00:13:20,333 You must be Larry. Welcome. You must be Larry. Welcome.
154 00:13:20,416 00:13:23,166 Larry Trainor. Rita Farr. Larry Trainor. Rita Farr.
155 00:13:23,250 00:13:25,000 Though you probably recognize her. Though you probably recognize her.
156 00:13:25,083 00:13:26,500 Really, Niles. Really, Niles.
157 00:13:29,083 00:13:30,083 Come on in, Larry. Come on in, Larry.
158 00:13:43,875 00:13:45,666 There we are. There we are.
159 00:13:45,750 00:13:48,416 Now, I'm sorry, but I've lost contact Now, I'm sorry, but I've lost contact
160 00:13:48,500 00:13:51,666 with a very important research vessel, with a very important research vessel,
161 00:13:51,750 00:13:53,541 and now the search continues. and now the search continues.
162 00:13:53,625 00:13:55,666 You'll be in Rita's very good hands, You'll be in Rita's very good hands,
163 00:13:55,750 00:13:58,833 and I've left something for you in your room. and I've left something for you in your room.
164 00:13:58,916 00:14:02,416 I hope it'll make you feel more comfortable. I hope it'll make you feel more comfortable.
165 00:14:09,666 00:14:13,041 Niles tells me you were an exceptional pilot. Niles tells me you were an exceptional pilot.
166 00:14:13,125 00:14:15,291 I know a little about flying. I know a little about flying.
167 00:14:15,375 00:14:18,125 I once played an aviatrix turned spy I once played an aviatrix turned spy
168 00:14:18,208 00:14:21,833 in a picture called The Spy Who Could Fly. in a picture called The Spy Who Could Fly.
169 00:14:25,000 00:14:26,291 So... So...
170 00:14:27,125 00:14:28,083 My room? My room?
171 00:14:29,583 00:14:31,583 Oh, just up the stairs. Oh, just up the stairs.
172 00:14:36,250 00:14:39,375 Chief agonized over every detail. Chief agonized over every detail.
173 00:14:39,458 00:14:42,416 He wanted your room to feel as normal as possible He wanted your room to feel as normal as possible
174 00:14:42,500 00:14:45,583 whilst still being radiation-proof. whilst still being radiation-proof.
175 00:14:45,666 00:14:50,208 He spent months developing a special film for the windows. He spent months developing a special film for the windows.
176 00:14:50,291 00:14:53,833 Sunlight is very important for one's mood, you know. Sunlight is very important for one's mood, you know.
177 00:15:01,041 00:15:05,041 So is not being held captive by a shadowy government agency. So is not being held captive by a shadowy government agency.
178 00:15:06,708 00:15:08,458 Well, you're here now. Well, you're here now.
179 00:15:13,666 00:15:14,666 What's this? What's this?
180 00:15:14,750 00:15:16,625 A gift from the Chief. A gift from the Chief.
181 00:15:24,375 00:15:26,666 Those will contain the radiation. Those will contain the radiation.
182 00:15:26,750 00:15:29,708 You'll never have to wear that lousy suit again. You'll never have to wear that lousy suit again.
183 00:15:35,916 00:15:37,833 How can that be? How can that be?
184 00:15:37,916 00:15:39,750 They're as thin as regular bandages. They're as thin as regular bandages.
185 00:15:39,833 00:15:41,833 Have a little faith in Niles... Have a little faith in Niles...
186 00:15:41,916 00:15:44,708 because he rarely explains himself. because he rarely explains himself.
187 00:15:44,791 00:15:47,083 But in all my time here, I've learned But in all my time here, I've learned
188 00:15:47,166 00:15:49,125 there's a method to his madness, there's a method to his madness,
189 00:15:49,208 00:15:51,583 and goodness in his heart. and goodness in his heart.
190 00:15:51,666 00:15:55,875 He truly wants this to be a place where we can heal. He truly wants this to be a place where we can heal.
191 00:15:58,333 00:16:01,500 Now, go on. Get out of that suit. Now, go on. Get out of that suit.
192 00:16:01,583 00:16:03,583 I'm sure it's awfully heavy. I'm sure it's awfully heavy.
193 00:16:36,291 00:16:38,958 - Are you okay? -I'm fine. - Are you okay? -I'm fine.
194 00:16:39,041 00:16:40,291 I... I can put it back on. I... I can put it back on.
195 00:16:40,375 00:16:41,833 No, no, no. Please. No, no, no. Please.
196 00:16:42,875 00:16:44,625 This is your home, too. This is your home, too.
197 00:16:44,708 00:16:46,791 You should feel comfortable here. You should feel comfortable here.
198 00:16:50,000 00:16:55,250 We have to remember, there's nothing to be worried about. We have to remember, there's nothing to be worried about.
199 00:16:55,333 00:16:59,291 This is no different than any other time Papa's gone out into the world. This is no different than any other time Papa's gone out into the world.
200 00:17:00,125 00:17:02,625 He always comes home. He always comes home.
201 00:17:03,916 00:17:04,833 Always. Always.
202 00:17:05,875 00:17:09,708 And sometimes, if we're lucky, And sometimes, if we're lucky,
203 00:17:09,791 00:17:12,500 he brings back presents. he brings back presents.
204 00:17:12,583 00:17:14,625 - Ooh! -Yes! - Ooh! -Yes!
205 00:17:14,708 00:17:16,791 "Ooh" indeed. "Ooh" indeed.
206 00:17:17,625 00:17:18,708 Now... Now...
207 00:17:19,791 00:17:22,583 what shall we do to pass the time? what shall we do to pass the time?
208 00:17:24,166 00:17:26,333 We could do some drawing. We could do some drawing.
209 00:17:28,375 00:17:30,291 Or read a story. Or read a story.
210 00:17:37,208 00:17:39,250 Hide-and-go-seek, it is. Hide-and-go-seek, it is.
211 00:17:40,708 00:17:42,333 One bananana. One bananana.
212 00:17:42,416 00:17:44,291 Two bananana. Two bananana.
213 00:17:44,375 00:17:47,416 As you guessed, this is an intervention. As you guessed, this is an intervention.
214 00:17:47,500 00:17:49,208 Your face is an intervention. Your face is an intervention.
215 00:17:49,291 00:17:51,583 Everyone's here because they care about you, Jane. Everyone's here because they care about you, Jane.
216 00:17:51,666 00:17:54,666 And would like to express their feelings And would like to express their feelings
217 00:17:54,750 00:17:55,750 about your behavior. about your behavior.
218 00:17:55,833 00:17:57,791 And if I don't wanna listen? And if I don't wanna listen?
219 00:17:59,958 00:18:02,666 Okay, let's get this bullshit over with. Okay, let's get this bullshit over with.
220 00:18:05,291 00:18:09,125 "Dear Jane, my most favoritest things to do are to run and sing. "Dear Jane, my most favoritest things to do are to run and sing.
221 00:18:09,208 00:18:10,958 Uh, but when you take drugs, Uh, but when you take drugs,
222 00:18:11,041 00:18:12,500 I'm too sleepy to do either. I'm too sleepy to do either.
223 00:18:12,583 00:18:15,791 It's not fair that we all have to feel sleepy It's not fair that we all have to feel sleepy
224 00:18:15,875 00:18:17,291 just 'cause you feel sad." just 'cause you feel sad."
225 00:18:17,375 00:18:18,958 Run and sing? Run and sing?
226 00:18:19,708 00:18:21,791 That's all you do. That's all you do.
227 00:18:21,875 00:18:24,291 And the only shitty song you seem to know And the only shitty song you seem to know
228 00:18:24,375 00:18:26,041 is "Roar" by Katy Perry. is "Roar" by Katy Perry.
229 00:18:26,125 00:18:28,625 If you ask me, I did us all a favor. If you ask me, I did us all a favor.
230 00:18:28,708 00:18:30,458 Am I right, Driller? Am I right, Driller?
231 00:18:30,541 00:18:32,041 I find the song empowering. I find the song empowering.
232 00:18:32,125 00:18:34,375 Makes me feel good about being a woman. Makes me feel good about being a woman.
233 00:18:36,208 00:18:38,291 There's a larger point here, Jane. There's a larger point here, Jane.
234 00:18:38,375 00:18:40,250 When you use drugs, When you use drugs,
235 00:18:40,333 00:18:42,291 you endanger Kay. you endanger Kay.
236 00:18:42,375 00:18:46,125 Because it dampens all of our abilities to protect her. Because it dampens all of our abilities to protect her.
237 00:18:46,916 00:18:48,125 "Jane... "Jane...
238 00:18:48,208 00:18:50,166 I made my peace with your reckless skin, I made my peace with your reckless skin,
239 00:18:50,250 00:18:51,916 and haircare regimens long ago. and haircare regimens long ago.
240 00:18:52,000 00:18:54,375 But what I'm mondo uncool with But what I'm mondo uncool with
241 00:18:54,458 00:18:57,000 is how your recent behavior affects me. is how your recent behavior affects me.
242 00:18:57,083 00:18:59,833 Like when you decided to take your walkabout in the Underground. Like when you decided to take your walkabout in the Underground.
243 00:18:59,916 00:19:02,250 That basic robo bitch, Cliff, That basic robo bitch, Cliff,
244 00:19:02,333 00:19:03,833 stopped me from marrying my Dougie." stopped me from marrying my Dougie."
245 00:19:29,208 00:19:31,375 I'm a great fucking father. I'm a great fucking father.
246 00:19:31,458 00:19:33,083 Better than that turd with the beard. Better than that turd with the beard.
247 00:19:33,166 00:19:34,750 This is gonna be great. This is gonna be great.
248 00:19:36,458 00:19:38,125 This is a big mistake. This is a big mistake.
249 00:19:38,208 00:19:40,375 Huge. What was I thinking? Huge. What was I thinking?
250 00:19:40,458 00:19:42,666 Fucking idiot! No! Fucking idiot! No!
251 00:19:43,375 00:19:45,208 No! No!
252 00:19:45,291 00:19:47,583 You're not a coward. You know who is? You're not a coward. You know who is?
253 00:19:47,666 00:19:50,708 Niles-shitting-Caulder. That's who. Niles-shitting-Caulder. That's who.
254 00:19:59,083 00:20:00,000 Yes? Yes?
255 00:20:00,083 00:20:02,583 Hi, uh, you're, um... Hi, uh, you're, um...
256 00:20:02,666 00:20:05,208 Uh, I know you from Bump's wake. Uh, I know you from Bump's wake.
257 00:20:05,291 00:20:06,750 Right, yeah, uh-huh. Right, yeah, uh-huh.
258 00:20:06,833 00:20:09,875 Did one of the girls send you here as entertainment? Did one of the girls send you here as entertainment?
259 00:20:10,000 00:20:11,625 What? No. What? No.
260 00:20:11,708 00:20:14,041 I'm not a clown. I'm your father. I'm not a clown. I'm your father.
261 00:20:15,083 00:20:16,375 Excuse me? Excuse me?
262 00:20:17,125 00:20:18,625 Okay. Okay.
263 00:20:18,708 00:20:20,291 See, some batshit crazy scientist caused our car crash See, some batshit crazy scientist caused our car crash
264 00:20:20,375 00:20:22,625 so he could stick my brain in this piece of shit body. so he could stick my brain in this piece of shit body.
265 00:20:22,708 00:20:24,916 He told me you were dead all this time. He told me you were dead all this time.
266 00:20:25,000 00:20:26,583 Then I found out you weren't. Then I found out you weren't.
267 00:20:26,666 00:20:30,250 Now, here I am. Okay? We good? Now, here I am. Okay? We good?
268 00:20:30,333 00:20:32,833 How we do this? You, uh, wanna call me "Dad"? How we do this? You, uh, wanna call me "Dad"?
269 00:20:32,916 00:20:34,583 Or call me "Daddy"? Or, uh... Or call me "Daddy"? Or, uh...
270 00:20:34,666 00:20:36,416 Oh, shit! Oh, shit!
271 00:20:36,500 00:20:38,333 Happy belated birthday? Happy belated birthday?
272 00:20:41,458 00:20:44,166 I'm gonna be a grandpa? I'm gonna be a grandpa?
273 00:20:44,708 00:20:46,166 This is amazing. This is amazing.
274 00:20:46,250 00:20:48,750 I'm gonna take that little fucker to RodentLand. I'm gonna take that little fucker to RodentLand.
275 00:20:48,833 00:20:51,666 -I could teach him to drive. -I don't what your game is, -I could teach him to drive. -I don't what your game is,
276 00:20:51,750 00:20:54,666 but I really don't think it's funny. but I really don't think it's funny.
277 00:20:55,541 00:20:56,833 What? No. What? No.
278 00:20:56,916 00:20:59,708 My watch, I left it on the bar for you. My watch, I left it on the bar for you.
279 00:20:59,791 00:21:02,291 I won it at the Dallas Speedway back in '76. I won it at the Dallas Speedway back in '76.
280 00:21:02,375 00:21:05,250 I had to stick my hand up this giant alligator named Francis I had to stick my hand up this giant alligator named Francis
281 00:21:05,333 00:21:06,291 to get it back. to get it back.
282 00:21:07,291 00:21:08,208 I... I...
283 00:21:09,041 00:21:10,000 Can we... Can we...
284 00:21:12,166 00:21:13,708 This is really not a good time right now. This is really not a good time right now.
285 00:21:13,791 00:21:15,291 I'm expecting a house full of people. I'm expecting a house full of people.
286 00:21:15,375 00:21:17,500 I just drove a thousand miles to see you I just drove a thousand miles to see you
287 00:21:17,583 00:21:20,208 and you can't talk to me for five goddamn minutes? and you can't talk to me for five goddamn minutes?
288 00:21:23,625 00:21:25,708 I'm sorry. I can't do this right now. I'm sorry. I can't do this right now.
289 00:21:25,791 00:21:28,125 Fine. I'll fucking wait. Fine. I'll fucking wait.
290 00:21:40,541 00:21:42,166 Do you mind if I ask? Do you mind if I ask?
291 00:21:44,500 00:21:45,416 Yeah. Yeah.
292 00:21:47,916 00:21:48,833 Sorry. Sorry.
293 00:21:54,333 00:21:55,500 So... So...
294 00:21:55,583 00:21:57,750 Am I the first person Am I the first person
295 00:21:57,833 00:21:59,291 Girl, please. Girl, please.
296 00:21:59,375 00:22:01,166 I know you ain't trying to say this is my first time. I know you ain't trying to say this is my first time.
297 00:22:01,250 00:22:03,833 Okay, relax, Don Juan. Okay, relax, Don Juan.
298 00:22:05,583 00:22:09,000 I'm asking if it's the first time since... I'm asking if it's the first time since...
299 00:22:10,541 00:22:11,375 all this. all this.
300 00:22:11,458 00:22:13,166 Yeah. Yeah.
301 00:22:13,250 00:22:15,916 I came close with this one girl, but... I came close with this one girl, but...
302 00:22:16,000 00:22:16,958 I bounced. I bounced.
303 00:22:18,291 00:22:21,166 But I'm glad I didn't repeat that mistake. But I'm glad I didn't repeat that mistake.
304 00:22:28,416 00:22:29,208 Well... Well...
305 00:22:31,250 00:22:32,416 This was fun. This was fun.
306 00:22:32,500 00:22:33,250 "Fun"? "Fun"?
307 00:22:33,333 00:22:34,916 I have to... I have to...
308 00:22:35,000 00:22:37,541 Come on. It was a little more than that. Come on. It was a little more than that.
309 00:22:37,625 00:22:39,041 Uh, not really. Uh, not really.
310 00:22:39,125 00:22:40,833 -Roni? -Ugh. -Roni? -Ugh.
311 00:22:40,916 00:22:43,208 Can you not ruin this with the whole, "I really like you, Can you not ruin this with the whole, "I really like you,
312 00:22:43,291 00:22:44,916 I think this could be something," conversation, I think this could be something," conversation,
313 00:22:45,000 00:22:46,625 and just see it for what it is? and just see it for what it is?
314 00:22:46,708 00:22:49,208 Two fucked up people that are trying to forget their shit. Two fucked up people that are trying to forget their shit.
315 00:22:49,291 00:22:50,291 I do really like you. I do really like you.
316 00:22:50,375 00:22:52,458 That'll change. It always does. That'll change. It always does.
317 00:22:52,541 00:22:54,250 -I'm not like other guys. -Ooh. -I'm not like other guys. -Ooh.
318 00:22:54,333 00:22:57,000 I've never heard that before. I've never heard that before.
319 00:22:57,083 00:22:58,125 I'll prove it to you. I'll prove it to you.
320 00:22:59,416 00:23:00,833 -Let me take you out tonight. -Mmm-mmm. -Let me take you out tonight. -Mmm-mmm.
321 00:23:00,916 00:23:02,250 Look, we'll keep it chill. Look, we'll keep it chill.
322 00:23:02,333 00:23:04,500 -Have you been to Tino's in Corktown? -Have you been to Tino's in Corktown?
323 00:23:04,583 00:23:08,291 They've got a cheesesteak that'll make you feel way better things than I can. They've got a cheesesteak that'll make you feel way better things than I can.
324 00:23:08,375 00:23:10,750 That's a low bar. That's a low bar.
325 00:23:10,833 00:23:12,000 Look, just give me one shot. Look, just give me one shot.
326 00:23:12,083 00:23:13,833 One shot. That's all I'm asking. One shot. That's all I'm asking.
327 00:23:16,333 00:23:20,000 If I say yes, will you get the hell out of my apartment? If I say yes, will you get the hell out of my apartment?
328 00:23:23,708 00:23:25,000 See you at 8:00. See you at 8:00.
329 00:23:28,875 00:23:30,541 "Dear Jane... "Dear Jane...
330 00:23:30,625 00:23:33,625 Because you decided to remain in a house with toxic people, Because you decided to remain in a house with toxic people,
331 00:23:33,708 00:23:36,625 I haven't felt safe enough to do my drilling, I haven't felt safe enough to do my drilling,
332 00:23:36,708 00:23:37,916 or my billing. or my billing.
333 00:23:38,000 00:23:39,916 And May is our busiest month. And May is our busiest month.
334 00:23:40,000 00:23:41,458 Those freak hoes that you live with Those freak hoes that you live with
335 00:23:41,541 00:23:43,208 keep dragging you into trouble, keep dragging you into trouble,
336 00:23:43,291 00:23:45,791 and every time, you go with them without thinking twice. and every time, you go with them without thinking twice.
337 00:23:45,875 00:23:48,208 I still have nightmares about being inside I still have nightmares about being inside
338 00:23:48,291 00:23:51,708 that gigantic, evangelical cockroach. that gigantic, evangelical cockroach.
339 00:23:51,791 00:23:55,625 Do you ever think about how your decisions affect the rest of us? Do you ever think about how your decisions affect the rest of us?
340 00:23:55,708 00:23:58,333 Because it doesn't seem like you do. Because it doesn't seem like you do.
341 00:23:58,416 00:24:00,625 Warmest regards, Driller Bill." Warmest regards, Driller Bill."
342 00:24:00,708 00:24:03,083 Of course I'm going to fucking help them. Of course I'm going to fucking help them.
343 00:24:04,083 00:24:05,041 Why? Why?
344 00:24:05,791 00:24:08,125 We're your family, Jane. We're your family, Jane.
345 00:24:08,208 00:24:10,083 And Kay is your responsibility. And Kay is your responsibility.
346 00:24:10,166 00:24:13,541 Not that other little girl that you think needs taking care of. Not that other little girl that you think needs taking care of.
347 00:24:13,625 00:24:15,708 -Her name is Dorothy. - Okay. -Her name is Dorothy. - Okay.
348 00:24:15,791 00:24:17,291 Dorothy. Dorothy.
349 00:24:17,375 00:24:20,833 You're not saying you consider those people your family, too? You're not saying you consider those people your family, too?
350 00:24:25,166 00:24:28,875 You know, this shit may be cut and dry for you ding-dongs. You know, this shit may be cut and dry for you ding-dongs.
351 00:24:28,958 00:24:29,958 But it's not for me. But it's not for me.
352 00:24:32,208 00:24:33,500 Life... Life...
353 00:24:33,583 00:24:36,083 Life up there, it's... it's messy, Life up there, it's... it's messy,
354 00:24:36,708 00:24:38,250 and confusing. and confusing.
355 00:24:42,083 00:24:45,000 A long time ago, I would have... A long time ago, I would have...
356 00:24:45,083 00:24:48,250 bailed as soon as I found out what the Chief did to us. bailed as soon as I found out what the Chief did to us.
357 00:24:49,625 00:24:51,333 But I think that those... But I think that those...
358 00:24:53,458 00:24:58,166 annoying fuck-ups that I live with are my family. annoying fuck-ups that I live with are my family.
359 00:25:01,166 00:25:03,208 They may be spineless, They may be spineless,
360 00:25:03,291 00:25:04,750 and selfish. and selfish.
361 00:25:06,458 00:25:08,625 But I know deep down, they all care about me. But I know deep down, they all care about me.
362 00:25:11,375 00:25:12,208 Even the Chief. Even the Chief.
363 00:25:12,291 00:25:14,375 Until he betrays us again. Until he betrays us again.
364 00:25:14,458 00:25:17,000 Just fuck this pity party! Just fuck this pity party!
365 00:25:17,958 00:25:19,791 God... God...
366 00:25:19,875 00:25:22,500 God damn it, Niles. You said we wouldn't get separated. God damn it, Niles. You said we wouldn't get separated.
367 00:25:23,500 00:25:26,250 It's fine. Everything's fine. It's fine. Everything's fine.
368 00:26:14,583 00:26:16,791 Dr. Caulder. Dr. Caulder.
369 00:26:16,875 00:26:20,500 I am delighted you accepted my invitation. I am delighted you accepted my invitation.
370 00:26:21,291 00:26:22,583 Where's Larry? Where's Larry?
371 00:26:22,666 00:26:26,166 The foul stench of compassion The foul stench of compassion
372 00:26:26,250 00:26:27,916 pollutes the very air around you. pollutes the very air around you.
373 00:26:28,000 00:26:29,416 Ah, no matter. Ah, no matter.
374 00:26:29,500 00:26:31,458 My tutelage shall soon cleanse you of that quickly. My tutelage shall soon cleanse you of that quickly.
375 00:26:31,541 00:26:33,916 Tutelage? What is it you want from me? Tutelage? What is it you want from me?
376 00:26:34,000 00:26:37,875 After countless centuries, I'm afraid the pain of loneliness After countless centuries, I'm afraid the pain of loneliness
377 00:26:37,958 00:26:41,791 has become somewhat of a bland potage of my daily consumption. has become somewhat of a bland potage of my daily consumption.
378 00:26:41,875 00:26:44,666 What I long for now is an equal. What I long for now is an equal.
379 00:26:44,750 00:26:46,208 Someone who... Someone who...
380 00:26:46,291 00:26:49,666 revels in harvesting the agony of others as much as I. revels in harvesting the agony of others as much as I.
381 00:26:49,750 00:26:51,291 I am not your equal. I am not your equal.
382 00:26:51,375 00:26:55,041 Of course you're not! Of course you're not!
383 00:26:55,458 00:26:56,625 No. No.
384 00:26:56,708 00:26:59,583 But... by my guiding hand, But... by my guiding hand,
385 00:26:59,666 00:27:04,708 within a few short decades, we could perfect your prowess for pain. within a few short decades, we could perfect your prowess for pain.
386 00:27:05,458 00:27:07,333 I, your master, I, your master,
387 00:27:07,416 00:27:10,750 and you, my singular apprentice. and you, my singular apprentice.
388 00:27:10,833 00:27:13,916 -"Decades"? -Oh, yes, Dr. Caulder. -"Decades"? -Oh, yes, Dr. Caulder.
389 00:27:15,083 00:27:17,375 Eternal life. Eternal life.
390 00:27:40,916 00:27:42,666 I don't know what it is you think you see in me, I don't know what it is you think you see in me,
391 00:27:42,750 00:27:44,375 but you're wasting your time. but you're wasting your time.
392 00:27:44,458 00:27:47,666 Oh, you made quite the impression all those years ago. Oh, you made quite the impression all those years ago.
393 00:27:47,750 00:27:50,750 I saw something absolutely wondrous I saw something absolutely wondrous
394 00:27:50,833 00:27:52,458 in that little boy from the alley. in that little boy from the alley.
395 00:27:52,541 00:27:54,958 Was that before or after you murdered an innocent woman? Was that before or after you murdered an innocent woman?
396 00:27:55,041 00:27:56,375 Oh, that's just it. Oh, that's just it.
397 00:27:56,458 00:27:59,875 When you came up on that horrific abomination When you came up on that horrific abomination
398 00:27:59,958 00:28:02,625 in the alley, you did not run. in the alley, you did not run.
399 00:28:02,708 00:28:03,958 No, you weren't afraid. No, you weren't afraid.
400 00:28:04,041 00:28:06,291 You were fascinated. You were fascinated.
401 00:28:06,375 00:28:08,583 Oh, I could feel the exhilaration Oh, I could feel the exhilaration
402 00:28:08,666 00:28:10,750 coursing through your veins. coursing through your veins.
403 00:28:10,833 00:28:14,083 A man that passionate will go to the greatest of lengths A man that passionate will go to the greatest of lengths
404 00:28:14,166 00:28:16,291 to satisfy his curiosities. to satisfy his curiosities.
405 00:28:16,375 00:28:18,500 -No matter the cost. -You're wrong. -No matter the cost. -You're wrong.
406 00:28:18,583 00:28:19,500 Am I? Am I?
407 00:28:20,333 00:28:22,083 Tell me, Tell me,
408 00:28:22,166 00:28:25,833 when you ruined the lives of that pathetic pack of simpletons, when you ruined the lives of that pathetic pack of simpletons,
409 00:28:25,916 00:28:27,375 what did their pain taste like? what did their pain taste like?
410 00:28:27,458 00:28:29,916 Dust, and ash. Dust, and ash.
411 00:28:31,541 00:28:35,583 I did what I had to do to protect someone I love. I did what I had to do to protect someone I love.
412 00:28:35,666 00:28:40,583 But I wouldn't expect a soulless parasite like you to understand that. But I wouldn't expect a soulless parasite like you to understand that.
413 00:28:43,416 00:28:44,875 Very well. Very well.
414 00:28:53,500 00:28:56,041 If you will not be my charge... If you will not be my charge...
415 00:28:59,333 00:29:01,083 you will be my chattel. you will be my chattel.
416 00:29:06,041 00:29:08,291 Ah! Oh, God. Ah! Oh, God.
417 00:29:10,666 00:29:12,708 Why are you doing this to me? Why are you doing this to me?
418 00:29:15,875 00:29:17,708 No! Oh, God! No! Oh, God!
419 00:29:17,791 00:29:19,250 No, please, God!, no! No, please, God!, no!
420 00:29:22,583 00:29:24,875 I'm sorry! Please, stop! I'm sorry! Please, stop!
421 00:29:33,625 00:29:34,541 Come in. Come in.
422 00:29:44,000 00:29:45,791 I look like Boris Karloff. I look like Boris Karloff.
423 00:29:45,875 00:29:48,208 You look absolutely stunning. You look absolutely stunning.
424 00:29:50,291 00:29:52,458 And the turtleneck, very debonair. And the turtleneck, very debonair.
425 00:29:52,541 00:29:55,625 Will you still talk to me if I give you radiation poisoning? Will you still talk to me if I give you radiation poisoning?
426 00:29:55,708 00:29:57,500 Ugh, pshaw. Ugh, pshaw.
427 00:29:57,583 00:30:01,208 If Niles says it's safe for you to walk around like this, If Niles says it's safe for you to walk around like this,
428 00:30:01,291 00:30:03,208 then you have to trust him. then you have to trust him.
429 00:30:04,833 00:30:05,750 I do. I do.
430 00:30:10,583 00:30:11,500 Thank you. Thank you.
431 00:30:17,583 00:30:20,500 I never got a chance to tell you what a big fan I am. I never got a chance to tell you what a big fan I am.
432 00:30:20,583 00:30:21,958 Oh? Oh?
433 00:30:22,041 00:30:24,291 Yeah, Sweet Desire is one of my favorite films. Yeah, Sweet Desire is one of my favorite films.
434 00:30:24,375 00:30:27,250 When your husband abandons you, and you give that amazing speech When your husband abandons you, and you give that amazing speech
435 00:30:27,333 00:30:29,833 about how you're not worthy of love... about how you're not worthy of love...
436 00:30:29,916 00:30:31,583 Chills, every time. Chills, every time.
437 00:30:31,666 00:30:34,958 Would you believe they almost cast Deborah Kerr instead of me? Would you believe they almost cast Deborah Kerr instead of me?
438 00:30:35,041 00:30:37,000 What a train wreck that would have been. What a train wreck that would have been.
439 00:30:37,083 00:30:40,083 Yeah, your performances, they... they always had so much depth. Yeah, your performances, they... they always had so much depth.
440 00:30:40,166 00:30:43,208 You were more than just a pretty face with a perfect smile. You were more than just a pretty face with a perfect smile.
441 00:30:43,291 00:30:46,041 And I always felt there was something underneath all that. And I always felt there was something underneath all that.
442 00:30:46,125 00:30:47,083 What? What?
443 00:30:48,875 00:30:50,750 Pain. Pain.
444 00:30:50,833 00:30:54,041 It was quiet, and it was very deep. It was quiet, and it was very deep.
445 00:30:54,125 00:30:55,750 But I could tell it was there. But I could tell it was there.
446 00:30:55,833 00:30:58,208 And I could tell you had to hide it from the world. And I could tell you had to hide it from the world.
447 00:30:58,291 00:31:00,625 Well, I'm sure I don't know what you're talking about Well, I'm sure I don't know what you're talking about
448 00:31:00,708 00:31:04,291 Forgive me, I don't mean to be too familiar. I just... Forgive me, I don't mean to be too familiar. I just...
449 00:31:04,375 00:31:06,791 I know how that feels. And I wanted to say I know how that feels. And I wanted to say
450 00:31:06,875 00:31:10,875 that watching you always made me feel a little less alone. that watching you always made me feel a little less alone.
451 00:31:13,875 00:31:15,625 Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
452 00:31:15,708 00:31:19,041 No, no, no. I'm sorry. This is just something that happens on occasion No, no, no. I'm sorry. This is just something that happens on occasion
453 00:31:19,125 00:31:20,583 when my condition flares up. when my condition flares up.
454 00:31:20,666 00:31:22,416 -Your condition? -Excuse me. -Your condition? -Excuse me.
455 00:31:34,291 00:31:36,083 What the fucking fuck is this? What the fucking fuck is this?
456 00:31:41,333 00:31:44,250 Are you aware this is private property you're currently trespassing on? Are you aware this is private property you're currently trespassing on?
457 00:31:44,333 00:31:45,458 Trespassing? Trespassing?
458 00:31:45,541 00:31:47,041 Nah, this is my daughter's place. Nah, this is my daughter's place.
459 00:31:47,125 00:31:48,916 -Your daughter Clara Steele? - Yes, thank you. -Your daughter Clara Steele? - Yes, thank you.
460 00:31:49,000 00:31:51,583 That's what I'm saying. How did... That's what I'm saying. How did...
461 00:31:53,416 00:31:55,333 God damn it! God damn it!
462 00:31:55,416 00:31:58,791 That's just fucking great! She spends 30 years thinking her dear old dad's dead. That's just fucking great! She spends 30 years thinking her dear old dad's dead.
463 00:31:58,875 00:32:02,250 And when she find out he's not, she fucking calls the cops on him? And when she find out he's not, she fucking calls the cops on him?
464 00:32:02,333 00:32:04,833 -Sir -I deserve better than this shit. You know? -Sir -I deserve better than this shit. You know?
465 00:32:04,916 00:32:07,625 I was a good fucking dad! Wiped her ass, cleaned her puke, I was a good fucking dad! Wiped her ass, cleaned her puke,
466 00:32:07,708 00:32:10,666 bought her every Strawberry fucking Shortcake doll that she ever asked for, bought her every Strawberry fucking Shortcake doll that she ever asked for,
467 00:32:10,750 00:32:12,458 and this is the thanks I get? and this is the thanks I get?
468 00:32:12,541 00:32:14,416 Listen, buddy, I get it. Listen, buddy, I get it.
469 00:32:14,500 00:32:16,625 My kid's a piece of work, too. But right now, she doesn't wanna talk. My kid's a piece of work, too. But right now, she doesn't wanna talk.
470 00:32:16,708 00:32:19,250 So, cool off, and try again some other time, all right? So, cool off, and try again some other time, all right?
471 00:32:19,333 00:32:21,916 Oh, yeah? How's this for cooling off? Oh, yeah? How's this for cooling off?
472 00:32:22,000 00:32:24,625 Sir, step away from the bus. Sir, step away from the bus.
473 00:32:24,708 00:32:29,125 Fuck you! It's my fucking bus. Fuck you! It's my fucking bus.
474 00:32:32,000 00:32:34,208 -Dude's a giant fucking robot. - Fuck! -Dude's a giant fucking robot. - Fuck!
475 00:32:34,291 00:32:36,041 -I mean, it is his fucking bus. - Damn it! -I mean, it is his fucking bus. - Damn it!
476 00:32:36,125 00:32:39,000 Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck! Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck!
477 00:32:39,083 00:32:41,583 I understand how difficult that must have been for you. I understand how difficult that must have been for you.
478 00:32:41,666 00:32:45,208 But try and receive our criticism in the spirit in which it was intended. But try and receive our criticism in the spirit in which it was intended.
479 00:32:45,291 00:32:48,333 Oh, you mean the spirit of a feckless, ungrateful mob Oh, you mean the spirit of a feckless, ungrateful mob
480 00:32:48,416 00:32:50,250 of shit-eating losers? of shit-eating losers?
481 00:32:50,333 00:32:52,083 Yeah, message received. Yeah, message received.
482 00:32:52,166 00:32:54,000 Don't fucking tell me how to do my job. Don't fucking tell me how to do my job.
483 00:32:54,083 00:32:56,500 You seem to possess a very clear understanding of your mandate You seem to possess a very clear understanding of your mandate
484 00:32:56,583 00:32:57,958 within our little eco-system. within our little eco-system.
485 00:32:58,041 00:33:00,541 I think it's important that you articulate it. I think it's important that you articulate it.
486 00:33:07,625 00:33:10,458 I fucking survive... I fucking survive...
487 00:33:10,541 00:33:15,791 the tidal wave of bullshit that hits us every single fucking day. the tidal wave of bullshit that hits us every single fucking day.
488 00:33:19,250 00:33:21,458 I'm the one who deals with it. I'm the one who deals with it.
489 00:33:21,541 00:33:23,375 When one of you loses their shit, When one of you loses their shit,
490 00:33:23,458 00:33:25,958 I'm the one who has to clean up their mess afterwards. I'm the one who has to clean up their mess afterwards.
491 00:33:26,041 00:33:30,291 When we have to wake up, and do it all over again, and again, and again, When we have to wake up, and do it all over again, and again, and again,
492 00:33:30,375 00:33:31,875 I'm the one who bounces back. I'm the one who bounces back.
493 00:33:31,958 00:33:33,583 Who bounces back. Who bounces back.
494 00:33:33,666 00:33:35,541 I'm the fucking one... I'm the fucking one...
495 00:33:35,625 00:33:37,541 The fucking primary, not you... The fucking primary, not you...
496 00:33:38,916 00:33:41,375 not any of those other stumblefucks. not any of those other stumblefucks.
497 00:33:42,041 00:33:43,375 Me. Me.
498 00:33:43,458 00:33:45,625 If you'd like to continue to be "the one," If you'd like to continue to be "the one,"
499 00:33:45,708 00:33:47,166 as you put it, as you put it,
500 00:33:47,250 00:33:50,375 then I suggest you step off that bus, then I suggest you step off that bus,
501 00:33:50,458 00:33:52,041 and never return to that house. and never return to that house.
502 00:33:52,125 00:33:53,625 You're giving me an ultimatum. You're giving me an ultimatum.
503 00:33:53,708 00:33:55,041 I don't like that word. I don't like that word.
504 00:33:55,125 00:33:57,541 Think of it as a performance improvement plan. Think of it as a performance improvement plan.
505 00:33:57,625 00:34:00,291 Listen, I screwed up. All right? Listen, I screwed up. All right?
506 00:34:00,375 00:34:01,708 Is that what you fucking wanna hear? Is that what you fucking wanna hear?
507 00:34:01,791 00:34:03,541 I'll be more careful. I'll be more careful.
508 00:34:03,625 00:34:06,416 I won't touch that serum again. I... I won't go diving head first I won't touch that serum again. I... I won't go diving head first
509 00:34:06,500 00:34:09,916 into every weird dimensional portal that comes our way, all right? into every weird dimensional portal that comes our way, all right?
510 00:34:10,000 00:34:11,875 This is not a negotiation, Jane. This is not a negotiation, Jane.
511 00:34:11,958 00:34:14,958 Your true addiction is not the serum. Your true addiction is not the serum.
512 00:34:15,041 00:34:17,666 It's Niles Caulder, and your friends. It's Niles Caulder, and your friends.
513 00:34:17,750 00:34:19,916 -Merely your enablers. -That's not true. -Merely your enablers. -That's not true.
514 00:34:20,000 00:34:22,208 There is no half measure here, Jane. There is no half measure here, Jane.
515 00:34:24,208 00:34:27,791 Leave Niles, or lose your post as primary. Leave Niles, or lose your post as primary.
516 00:34:31,291 00:34:34,333 Ready or not, here I come! Ready or not, here I come!
517 00:34:56,250 00:34:57,250 I heard that. I heard that.
518 00:35:09,916 00:35:11,458 Nice try, Danny. Nice try, Danny.
519 00:35:12,083 00:35:13,833 You can't fool me. You can't fool me.
520 00:35:15,041 00:35:16,708 - Boo! - Boo!
521 00:35:21,083 00:35:24,208 Oh, fudge! Oh, fudge!
522 00:35:24,291 00:35:31,083 A wretched soul, bruised with adversity, we bid be quiet when we hear it cry. A wretched soul, bruised with adversity, we bid be quiet when we hear it cry.
523 00:35:31,166 00:35:34,708 But were we burdened with like weight of pain, But were we burdened with like weight of pain,
524 00:35:34,791 00:35:38,500 as much, or more we should ourselves complain? as much, or more we should ourselves complain?
525 00:35:38,583 00:35:41,916 Do you know what it is to see with dull eyes? Do you know what it is to see with dull eyes?
526 00:35:42,000 00:35:43,333 What... What...
527 00:35:43,416 00:35:44,666 are... are...
528 00:35:44,750 00:35:46,083 you... you...
529 00:35:46,166 00:35:48,958 To speak with contrived voice? To speak with contrived voice?
530 00:35:51,625 00:35:53,625 No... No...
531 00:35:53,708 00:35:57,500 What is this? What is this?
532 00:35:57,583 00:36:00,500 -To touch with dead hands. -To touch with dead hands.
533 00:36:02,500 00:36:05,416 Abject hopelessness with subtle hints Abject hopelessness with subtle hints
534 00:36:05,500 00:36:07,500 of despondent isolation? of despondent isolation?
535 00:36:07,583 00:36:10,416 Scrumptious. Scrumptious.
536 00:36:11,416 00:36:12,875 Now you know. Now you know.
537 00:36:16,625 00:36:19,916 No, no, no! Uh, no. No, no, no! Uh, no.
538 00:36:20,791 00:36:23,833 I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
539 00:36:23,916 00:36:26,041 -I'm sorry, please get out! -Larry? -I'm sorry, please get out! -Larry?
540 00:36:26,125 00:36:29,041 Oh, God. Oh, God.
541 00:36:29,125 00:36:30,583 -Larry! -Larry!
542 00:36:30,666 00:36:33,625 -Please, God, Rita, just go! -I don't know what to do! -Please, God, Rita, just go! -I don't know what to do!
543 00:36:34,375 00:36:35,375 Larry! Larry!
544 00:36:41,833 00:36:43,416 That's enough. That's enough.
545 00:36:43,500 00:36:45,958 But it's never enough, Dr. Caulder. But it's never enough, Dr. Caulder.
546 00:36:53,000 00:36:56,291 -Please stop, I beg you. -Please stop, I beg you.
547 00:37:12,708 00:37:16,250 You... You don't plan these things, they just happen. You... You don't plan these things, they just happen.
548 00:37:17,666 00:37:19,916 Darling, it just doesn't make sense. Darling, it just doesn't make sense.
549 00:37:20,000 00:37:21,666 I know. I know. I know. I know.
550 00:37:21,750 00:37:24,208 "I know. It doesn't." "I know. It doesn't."
551 00:37:24,291 00:37:26,500 Please. Please.
552 00:37:26,583 00:37:31,416 I've seen steadier performances from a two-legged coatrack. I've seen steadier performances from a two-legged coatrack.
553 00:37:31,500 00:37:35,708 Hmm. I guess that's why she only got six Oscar nominations. Hmm. I guess that's why she only got six Oscar nominations.
554 00:37:37,166 00:37:38,125 But never won. But never won.
555 00:37:38,208 00:37:40,166 It should've been me. It should've been me.
556 00:37:40,250 00:37:43,083 If it wasn't for my unfortunate... If it wasn't for my unfortunate...
557 00:37:43,166 00:37:43,958 incident, incident,
558 00:37:44,041 00:37:46,041 it would have been. it would have been.
559 00:37:48,541 00:37:52,958 Niles told me he was helping other people with their own conditions. Niles told me he was helping other people with their own conditions.
560 00:37:53,041 00:37:56,541 I just never imagined anyone could have it as bad as me. I just never imagined anyone could have it as bad as me.
561 00:37:58,958 00:38:00,791 I'm sorry for how I reacted earlier. I'm sorry for how I reacted earlier.
562 00:38:00,875 00:38:01,833 It's quite all right. It's quite all right.
563 00:38:01,916 00:38:03,250 I've gotten used to it. I've gotten used to it.
564 00:38:03,333 00:38:05,958 You shouldn't have to get used to it. You shouldn't have to get used to it.
565 00:38:06,041 00:38:08,125 Like you said, this is your home. Like you said, this is your home.
566 00:38:08,208 00:38:09,625 You should feel comfortable. You should feel comfortable.
567 00:38:09,708 00:38:11,708 Oh, I'm comfortable. Oh, I'm comfortable.
568 00:38:12,375 00:38:13,708 However... However...
569 00:38:13,791 00:38:16,166 I'm afraid I'm becoming a bit too comfortable I'm afraid I'm becoming a bit too comfortable
570 00:38:16,250 00:38:17,625 with the monster in the mirror. with the monster in the mirror.
571 00:38:19,916 00:38:21,958 Early signs of a lost cause. Early signs of a lost cause.
572 00:38:22,041 00:38:24,250 I don't think that's true. I don't think that's true.
573 00:38:24,333 00:38:25,958 And if it is, then... And if it is, then...
574 00:38:28,416 00:38:30,333 Let's be lost causes together. Let's be lost causes together.
575 00:38:43,708 00:38:44,875 Don't do this! Don't do this!
576 00:38:44,958 00:38:46,166 Larry, I'm coming! Larry, I'm coming!
577 00:38:46,250 00:38:48,916 - Just go! - Just go!
578 00:38:53,791 00:38:55,875 Oh, Dr. Caulder. Oh, Dr. Caulder.
579 00:38:56,000 00:38:57,958 What high hopes I had for you. What high hopes I had for you.
580 00:38:59,291 00:39:02,833 Under my care, you could have blossomed. Under my care, you could have blossomed.
581 00:39:02,916 00:39:06,291 - Rita, no, no! get out! - Rita, no, no! get out!
582 00:39:06,958 00:39:08,083 I won't leave you! I won't leave you!
583 00:39:08,166 00:39:10,833 Please, God, Rita just don't do this! Please, God, Rita just don't do this!
584 00:39:11,583 00:39:13,416 Rita, just go. Rita, just go.
585 00:39:13,500 00:39:18,125 You could have transformed into something truly exquisite. You could have transformed into something truly exquisite.
586 00:39:18,708 00:39:20,000 Something divine. Something divine.
587 00:39:20,083 00:39:22,291 - Rita, just go. - Rita, just go.
588 00:39:27,125 00:39:28,583 I guess... I guess...
589 00:39:28,666 00:39:31,708 -I'm still just that boy in the alley. -I'm still just that boy in the alley.
590 00:39:39,250 00:39:43,416 This is incomparable pain, Dr. Niles. This is incomparable pain, Dr. Niles.
591 00:39:46,333 00:39:49,583 Ah, the black fire works inside. Ah, the black fire works inside.
592 00:39:49,666 00:39:53,125 Ah, the dark comes on in wait. Ah, the dark comes on in wait.
593 00:39:53,208 00:39:54,750 And wind... And wind...
594 00:39:54,833 00:39:56,750 Oh, such a wind. Oh, such a wind.
595 00:39:56,833 00:39:59,083 A roaring hurricane of wind. A roaring hurricane of wind.
596 00:40:21,416 00:40:22,791 Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
597 00:40:22,875 00:40:24,791 Are these all his victims? Are these all his victims?
598 00:40:24,875 00:40:26,541 Which would have been us, too. Which would have been us, too.
599 00:40:42,583 00:40:45,541 Couldn't just be easy, could it? No. Couldn't just be easy, could it? No.
600 00:40:45,625 00:40:47,375 Couldn't just be, "Oh, hey, Dad. Couldn't just be, "Oh, hey, Dad.
601 00:40:47,458 00:40:50,625 I missed you. I can't believe you're still alive all this time! I missed you. I can't believe you're still alive all this time!
602 00:40:50,708 00:40:55,291 Cool robot body. Come on in. Have a beer. We'll catch up." Cool robot body. Come on in. Have a beer. We'll catch up."
603 00:40:55,375 00:40:57,041 Hey, you! Hey, you!
604 00:40:57,125 00:40:59,375 Party's inside, lady. Have a blast. Party's inside, lady. Have a blast.
605 00:40:59,458 00:41:02,333 Hey, do me a favor and say hi to my grandkid for me. All right? Hey, do me a favor and say hi to my grandkid for me. All right?
606 00:41:02,416 00:41:05,750 While you're at it, save me a piece of gender reveal cake. While you're at it, save me a piece of gender reveal cake.
607 00:41:06,958 00:41:08,333 My grandkid. My grandkid.
608 00:41:08,416 00:41:11,750 I can't believe I'm gonna have a grandkid. I can't believe I'm gonna have a grandkid.
609 00:41:11,833 00:41:13,791 I gonna fucking miss out on that, too. I gonna fucking miss out on that, too.
610 00:41:13,875 00:41:17,875 I'm gonna miss everything. It's just not fucking fair. I'm gonna miss everything. It's just not fucking fair.
611 00:41:17,958 00:41:19,208 Cliff. Cliff.
612 00:41:21,583 00:41:23,333 It's not fair, Jane. It's not fair, Jane.
613 00:41:23,416 00:41:26,000 I know I wasn't the perfect dad, but I did the best I could. I know I wasn't the perfect dad, but I did the best I could.
614 00:41:26,083 00:41:29,041 And this, all this, it wasn't my fault. And this, all this, it wasn't my fault.
615 00:41:30,666 00:41:31,916 You're right. You're right.
616 00:41:32,916 00:41:33,875 It wasn't. It wasn't.
617 00:41:36,250 00:41:37,208 But this... But this...
618 00:41:38,541 00:41:39,458 This is. This is.
619 00:41:51,000 00:41:52,916 Shit. Shit.
620 00:41:53,000 00:41:54,916 I completely fucked up, didn't I? I completely fucked up, didn't I?
621 00:41:55,000 00:41:56,416 Yeah, dude. Yeah, dude.
622 00:41:58,166 00:41:59,125 We both did. We both did.
623 00:42:01,375 00:42:03,000 Listen, let's get out of here. Listen, let's get out of here.
624 00:42:10,791 00:42:12,125 You coming? You coming?
625 00:42:24,458 00:42:26,583 Please be okay. Please be okay.
626 00:42:27,833 00:42:29,083 Don't cry, darling. Don't cry, darling.
627 00:42:32,208 00:42:34,416 -Oh... -Oh...
628 00:42:45,500 00:42:47,208 Look what I did. Look what I did.
629 00:42:49,208 00:42:51,125 Am I bad a person? Am I bad a person?
630 00:42:51,208 00:42:52,125 No. No.
631 00:42:53,166 00:42:55,458 We all make mistakes. We all make mistakes.
632 00:42:55,541 00:42:59,416 The important thing to remember is they don't define who we are. The important thing to remember is they don't define who we are.
633 00:42:59,500 00:43:02,416 I said I was sorry. I said I was sorry.
634 00:43:02,500 00:43:04,958 But I don't think that made it any better. But I don't think that made it any better.
635 00:43:05,041 00:43:06,458 Sometimes... Sometimes...
636 00:43:06,541 00:43:08,166 when you make a very big mistake, when you make a very big mistake,
637 00:43:08,250 00:43:11,208 you have to do more than just apologize. you have to do more than just apologize.
638 00:43:11,791 00:43:12,875 Like what? Like what?
639 00:43:12,958 00:43:14,541 You must try to fix it. You must try to fix it.
640 00:43:14,625 00:43:16,416 What if I can't? What if I can't?
641 00:44:47,208 00:44:49,208 I can never thank you enough. I can never thank you enough.
642 00:44:49,291 00:44:50,708 You'll never have to. You'll never have to.
643 00:44:50,791 00:44:52,541 I'm always here for you. I'm always here for you.
644 00:44:52,625 00:44:53,583 I know. I know.
645 00:44:55,541 00:44:57,416 -That's the problem. -What do you mean? -That's the problem. -What do you mean?
646 00:44:57,500 00:44:59,958 Everywhere I go, everything I do, Everywhere I go, everything I do,
647 00:45:00,041 00:45:04,250 anyone I get close to, it always ends in pain. anyone I get close to, it always ends in pain.
648 00:45:04,333 00:45:07,041 You should get as far away from me as you can. You should get as far away from me as you can.
649 00:45:07,125 00:45:08,750 I'm a lost cause. I'm a lost cause.
650 00:45:12,000 00:45:14,250 I thought I was, too, once. I thought I was, too, once.
651 00:45:14,333 00:45:16,125 But then I met you. But then I met you.
652 00:45:20,166 00:45:24,416 Lost causes aren't lost if there's someone to fight for them. Lost causes aren't lost if there's someone to fight for them.
653 00:45:37,250 00:45:39,416 Oh! Oh!
654 00:47:05,916 00:47:06,833 Hey! Hey!
655 00:47:08,125 00:47:09,375 Hey! Hey!
656 00:47:09,458 00:47:12,500 Let me out right now, you shitheads! Let me out right now, you shitheads!