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1 00:00:02,003 00:00:06,343 (Thunder) (Thunder)
2 00:00:24,108 00:00:27,068 (Thunder continues) (Thunder continues)
3 00:00:37,246 00:00:41,376 (Thunder, insects chirping) (Thunder, insects chirping)
4 00:00:46,797 00:00:50,967 (Thunder and birdsong intensify) (Thunder and birdsong intensify)
5 00:02:26,188 00:02:30,188 (♪ INXS: "Never Tear Us Apart") (♪ INXS: "Never Tear Us Apart")
6 00:02:40,286 00:02:42,576 ♪ Don't ask me ♪ Don't ask me
7 00:02:44,081 00:02:46,251 ♪ What you know is true ♪ What you know is true
8 00:02:47,459 00:02:50,089 ♪ Don't have to tell you ♪ Don't have to tell you
9 00:02:51,797 00:02:54,677 ♪ I love your precious heart ♪ I love your precious heart
10 00:02:55,718 00:02:57,758 ♪ I ♪ I
11 00:02:58,971 00:03:01,061 ♪ I was standing ♪ I was standing
12 00:03:02,725 00:03:04,805 ♪ You were there ♪ You were there
13 00:03:05,853 00:03:08,443 ♪ Two worlds collided ♪ Two worlds collided
14 00:03:09,481 00:03:13,611 ♪ And they could never tear us apart ♪ And they could never tear us apart
4 00:03:14,266 00:03:17,311 [WHIRRING] [WHIRRING]
15 00:03:25,122 00:03:27,212 ♪ We could live ♪ We could live
16 00:03:28,792 00:03:30,882 ♪ For a thousand years ♪ For a thousand years
17 00:03:32,046 00:03:34,126 ♪ But if I hurt you ♪ But if I hurt you
18 00:03:36,217 00:03:39,467 ♪ I'd make wine from your tears ♪ I'd make wine from your tears
19 00:03:40,262 00:03:42,562 ♪ I told you ♪ I told you
20 00:03:43,891 00:03:45,981 ♪ That we could fly ♪ That we could fly
21 00:03:47,686 00:03:49,896 ♪ 'Cause we all have wings ♪ 'Cause we all have wings
22 00:03:51,440 00:03:55,190 ♪ But some of us don't know why ♪ But some of us don't know why
23 00:03:55,402 00:03:57,282 ♪ I ♪ I
24 00:03:58,364 00:04:01,034 ♪ I was standing ♪ I was standing
25 00:04:02,243 00:04:04,663 ♪ You were there ♪ You were there
26 00:04:05,412 00:04:07,542 ♪ Two worlds collided ♪ Two worlds collided
27 00:04:09,250 00:04:12,000 ♪ And they could never ♪ And they could never
28 00:04:12,169 00:04:15,129 ♪ Ever tear us apart ♪ ♪ Ever tear us apart ♪
6 00:04:20,832 --> 00:04:23,210 I'm voting for Dukakis. 00:04:20,832 --> 00:04:23,210 I'm voting for Dukakis.
30 00:04:26,433 00:04:28,103 Hmm... Hmm...
31 00:04:28,269 00:04:30,149 Well... Well...
8 00:04:31,301 00:04:33,470 maybe when you have children of your own... maybe when you have children of your own...
9 00:04:33,595 00:04:36,430 who need braces,, you can't afford them... who need braces,, you can't afford them...
10 00:04:36,515 00:04:38,807 because half of your husband's paycheck... because half of your husband's paycheck...
11 00:04:38,892 00:04:41,812 goes to the federal government, you'll, uh, regret that. goes to the federal government, you'll, uh, regret that.
12 00:04:41,937 00:04:43,395 My husband's paycheck? My husband's paycheck?
13 00:04:43,480 00:04:45,897 [CHUCKLES] [CHUCKLES]
14 00:04:45,982 00:04:49,444 Anyway, I'm not going to squeeze one out till I'm, like, 30. Anyway, I'm not going to squeeze one out till I'm, like, 30.
15 00:04:49,569 00:04:51,655 Will you still be working at the Yarn Barn? Will you still be working at the Yarn Barn?
16 00:04:51,780 00:04:54,157 Because I hear that's a really great place to raise children. Because I hear that's a really great place to raise children.
17 00:04:54,282 00:04:55,991 That's really funny. That's really funny.
18 00:04:56,076 00:05:00,330 No, I think a year of partying is enough. She'll be going to Harvard next fall. No, I think a year of partying is enough. She'll be going to Harvard next fall.
19 00:05:00,455 00:05:02,122 Mom, I haven't even gotten in yet. Mom, I haven't even gotten in yet.
20 00:05:02,207 00:05:04,543 Do you honestly think Michael Dukakis will provide... Do you honestly think Michael Dukakis will provide...
21 00:05:04,668 00:05:06,670 for this country till you're ready to squeeze one out? for this country till you're ready to squeeze one out?
22 00:05:06,795 00:05:08,380 Yeah, I do. Yeah, I do.
23 00:05:08,505 00:05:11,550 - When can I squeeze one out? - Not until 8th grade. - When can I squeeze one out? - Not until 8th grade.
24 00:05:13,093 00:05:14,553 Excuse me? Excuse me?
25 00:05:15,678 00:05:17,681 Donnie, you're such a dick. Donnie, you're such a dick.
26 00:05:17,806 00:05:19,558 DONNIE: Whoa, Elizabeth! DONNIE: Whoa, Elizabeth!
27 00:05:19,683 00:05:22,060 A little hostile there. A little hostile there.
28 00:05:22,185 00:05:24,187 Maybe YOU should be the one in therapy. Maybe YOU should be the one in therapy.
29 00:05:24,312 00:05:26,356 Then Mom and Dad can pay someone $200 an hour... Then Mom and Dad can pay someone $200 an hour...
30 00:05:26,481 00:05:29,484 to listen to all YOUR thoughts so we don't have to. to listen to all YOUR thoughts so we don't have to.
31 00:05:29,609 00:05:31,861 Okay. Do you want to tell Mom and Dad... Okay. Do you want to tell Mom and Dad...
32 00:05:31,987 00:05:34,112 why you stopped taking your medication? why you stopped taking your medication?
33 00:05:34,197 00:05:36,908 - You're such a fuck-ass! - What? - You're such a fuck-ass! - What?
34 00:05:37,033 00:05:38,743 Please. Please.
35 00:05:38,868 00:05:41,079 Did you just call me a "fuck-ass"? Did you just call me a "fuck-ass"?
36 00:05:41,204 00:05:44,082 - Elizabeth, that's enough. - You can go suck a fuck. - Elizabeth, that's enough. - You can go suck a fuck.
37 00:05:44,207 00:05:46,625 Oh please, tell me, Elizabeth, how exactly does one suck a fuck? Oh please, tell me, Elizabeth, how exactly does one suck a fuck?
38 00:05:46,710 00:05:48,460 - You want me to tell you? - Please, tell me. - You want me to tell you? - Please, tell me.
39 00:05:48,545 00:05:51,172 We will not have this at the dinner table. We will not have this at the dinner table.
40 00:05:51,298 00:05:53,341 - MOTHER: Stop. - Fuck. - MOTHER: Stop. - Fuck.
41 00:06:03,393 00:06:07,312 - What's a fuck-ass? - [BRIEF LAUGH] - What's a fuck-ass? - [BRIEF LAUGH]
42 00:06:07,397 00:06:10,398 - [MUSIC PLAYING] - [SIGHS] - [MUSIC PLAYING] - [SIGHS]
43 00:06:10,483 00:06:15,363 Part of the reason I took a year off was to be with you. Part of the reason I took a year off was to be with you.
44 00:06:15,488 00:06:17,741 Cut. Cut.
45 00:06:17,866 00:06:18,825 What? What?
46 00:06:18,950 00:06:20,992 How did you know? How did you know?
47 00:06:21,077 00:06:22,869 I didn't know it was such a big deal. I didn't know it was such a big deal.
48 00:06:22,954 00:06:26,041 It is a big deal. It is a big deal.
49 00:06:26,166 00:06:29,336 - [ROCK AND ROLL PLAYING] - [QUICK KNOCKING] - [ROCK AND ROLL PLAYING] - [QUICK KNOCKING]
50 00:06:33,715 00:06:35,884 I'm reading. Get out of my room. I'm reading. Get out of my room.
51 00:06:39,596 00:06:41,389 Where do you go at night? Where do you go at night?
52 00:06:43,016 00:06:45,226 Would you just get out of my room? Would you just get out of my room?
53 00:06:45,351 00:06:47,145 Did you toilet paper the Johnsons' house? Did you toilet paper the Johnsons' house?
54 00:06:47,270 00:06:50,106 - Is that what you came in here to ask me? - No. - Is that what you came in here to ask me? - No.
55 00:06:51,232 00:06:53,777 I stopped rolling houses in the sixth grade, Mom. I stopped rolling houses in the sixth grade, Mom.
56 00:06:53,902 00:06:56,277 What happened to my son? What happened to my son?
57 00:06:56,362 00:06:57,904 I don't recognize this person today. I don't recognize this person today.
58 00:06:57,989 00:07:00,575 Then why don't you start taking the goddamn pills? Then why don't you start taking the goddamn pills?
59 00:07:10,126 00:07:11,419 Bitch. Bitch.
60 00:07:30,105 00:07:32,982 Our son just called me a bitch. Our son just called me a bitch.
61 00:07:35,735 00:07:37,946 You're not a bitch. You're not a bitch.
62 00:07:39,405 00:07:43,409 You're bitchin', but you're not a bitch. You're bitchin', but you're not a bitch.
63 00:08:21,364 00:08:23,366 I want to be a president of the United States... I want to be a president of the United States...
64 00:08:23,491 00:08:26,035 who makes sure that we never again do business... who makes sure that we never again do business...
65 00:08:26,160 00:08:28,037 with a drug-running Panamanian dictator. with a drug-running Panamanian dictator.
66 00:08:28,162 00:08:30,081 That we never again... That we never again...
67 00:08:30,206 00:08:31,874 funnel aid to the Contras through convicted drug dealers. funnel aid to the Contras through convicted drug dealers.
68 00:08:32,000 00:08:34,586 Values begin at the top. Values begin at the top.
69 00:08:34,711 00:08:36,669 Dukakis! Dukakis!
70 00:08:36,754 00:08:39,297 Son of a bitch. Son of a bitch.
71 00:08:39,382 00:08:41,299 Those are the values I want to bring to the presidency... Those are the values I want to bring to the presidency...
72 00:08:41,384 00:08:43,261 and the White House beginning in January of 1989. and the White House beginning in January of 1989.
73 00:08:43,386 00:08:45,470 - Panama is a friendly country. - Tell him, George! - Panama is a friendly country. - Tell him, George!
74 00:08:45,555 00:08:47,472 I went down and talked to the president of Panama... I went down and talked to the president of Panama...
75 00:08:47,557 00:08:51,309 about cleaning up their money laundering. about cleaning up their money laundering.
76 00:08:51,394 00:08:54,979 And Mr. Noriega was there, but there was no evidence at that time. And Mr. Noriega was there, but there was no evidence at that time.
77 00:08:55,064 00:08:58,151 When the evidence was there, we indicted him. When the evidence was there, we indicted him.
80 00:08:59,456 00:09:02,126 (Crickets chirp) (Crickets chirp)
78 00:09:19,714 00:09:22,717 [DISTORTED LAUGHTER] [DISTORTED LAUGHTER]
79 00:09:23,760 00:09:25,762 GRUFF VOICE: Wake up. GRUFF VOICE: Wake up.
80 00:10:08,762 00:10:11,265 VOICE: I've been watching you. VOICE: I've been watching you.
81 00:10:12,725 00:10:15,645 [AMERICAN NATIONAL ANTHEM PLAYS DISTORTED] [AMERICAN NATIONAL ANTHEM PLAYS DISTORTED]
82 00:10:32,203 00:10:35,373 [LIGHT SNORING] [LIGHT SNORING]
83 00:10:56,017 00:10:58,104 VOICE: Come closer. VOICE: Come closer.
84 00:11:07,821 00:11:09,699 Closer. Closer.
85 00:11:33,514 00:11:36,851 28 days... 28 days...
86 00:11:36,976 00:11:39,977 six hours... six hours...
87 00:11:40,062 00:11:42,732 42 minutes... 42 minutes...
88 00:11:42,857 00:11:44,692 12 seconds. 12 seconds.
89 00:11:50,740 00:11:55,576 That is when the world will end. That is when the world will end.
90 00:11:55,661 00:11:57,914 Why? Why?
91 00:11:59,040 00:12:00,958 [STATIC BUZZ] [STATIC BUZZ]
92 00:12:11,719 00:12:14,472 [CAR ENGINE RUMBLES] (Lock clicks) [CAR ENGINE RUMBLES] (Lock clicks)
93 00:12:20,811 00:12:22,813 [SIGHS] [SIGHS]
94 00:12:25,149 00:12:27,652 (Chuckles) Hmm. (Chuckles) Hmm.
95 00:12:29,403 00:12:31,489 [CRASH] [CRASH]
96 00:12:43,793 00:12:47,004 [CAR ALARMS BLARING] [CAR ALARMS BLARING]
97 00:12:47,129 00:12:51,759 [ELIZABETH BREATHING] [ELIZABETH BREATHING]
98 00:12:53,636 00:12:58,224 [ALARMS, DOGS BARKING] [ALARMS, DOGS BARKING]
99 00:13:01,936 00:13:06,649 Son? Donnie Darko? Donnie Darko. Son? Donnie Darko? Donnie Darko.
100 00:13:06,774 00:13:08,859 - What the heck's going on here? - Who is it? - What the heck's going on here? - Who is it?
101 00:13:08,984 00:13:10,361 It's Eddie Darko's kid. It's Eddie Darko's kid.
102 00:13:10,486 00:13:14,405 I'm sorry about this, Jim. He's a neighborhood kid. I'm sorry about this, Jim. He's a neighborhood kid.
103 00:13:14,490 00:13:17,701 - Guess he was sleep-golfing? - [LAUGHING] - Guess he was sleep-golfing? - [LAUGHING]
104 00:13:17,827 00:13:19,703 Watch out for that drool spot. Watch out for that drool spot.
105 00:13:23,082 00:13:25,000 JIM: Are you all right, son? JIM: Are you all right, son?
106 00:13:31,423 00:13:35,342 So, uh, let's stay off the links at night, okay? So, uh, let's stay off the links at night, okay?
107 00:13:35,427 00:13:38,262 DONNIE: I'm... I'm sorry, Dr. Fisher. DONNIE: I'm... I'm sorry, Dr. Fisher.
108 00:13:38,347 00:13:40,347 It wo... It won't happen again. It wo... It won't happen again.
109 00:13:40,432 00:13:42,309 DR. FISHER: I hate kids. DR. FISHER: I hate kids.
110 00:13:42,434 00:13:43,934 JIM: Let's golf. JIM: Let's golf.
111 00:13:44,019 00:13:48,274 [WOMAN SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY OVER POLICE SCANNER] [WOMAN SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY OVER POLICE SCANNER]
112 00:13:58,450 00:14:00,578 - No one's allowed. - This is my house. - No one's allowed. - This is my house.
113 00:14:00,703 00:14:03,539 - I said no one's... - This is my house! - I said no one's... - This is my house!
114 00:14:31,567 00:14:33,859 Here's your brother. Here's your brother.
115 00:14:33,944 00:14:36,280 It fell in your room. It fell in your room.
116 00:14:56,926 00:15:01,011 Mrs. Darko, I'm Bob Garland. I'm with the F.A.A. Mrs. Darko, I'm Bob Garland. I'm with the F.A.A.
117 00:15:01,096 00:15:04,849 - The what? - I'm with the F.A.A. - The what? - I'm with the F.A.A.
118 00:15:04,934 00:15:07,017 We'd like to speak to you and your husband privately. We'd like to speak to you and your husband privately.
119 00:15:07,102 00:15:10,105 - In private? - Please. - In private? - Please.
120 00:15:13,567 00:15:15,194 We'll be right back. We'll be right back.
121 00:15:27,915 00:15:30,167 And... here. And... here.
122 00:15:30,292 00:15:32,461 All right. All right.
123 00:15:32,586 00:15:35,339 We have arranged for you to stay at a hotel. We have arranged for you to stay at a hotel.
124 00:15:35,464 00:15:38,215 Get some sleep and we will take care of things here. Get some sleep and we will take care of things here.
125 00:15:38,300 00:15:40,301 - Great. - Thank you. - Great. - Thank you.
126 00:15:40,386 00:15:42,720 EDDIE: Kids, come on, we're going to a hotel. EDDIE: Kids, come on, we're going to a hotel.
127 00:15:42,805 00:15:45,724 They don't know where it came from. They don't know where it came from.
128 00:16:02,157 00:16:03,907 BOY ON TV: Where's pops? BOY ON TV: Where's pops?
129 00:16:03,992 00:16:05,869 BOY 2: He's still at work. BOY 2: He's still at work.
130 00:16:05,994 00:16:08,872 If it fell from the plane... If it fell from the plane...
131 00:16:08,997 00:16:10,999 then what happened to the plane? then what happened to the plane?
132 00:16:11,125 00:16:15,796 They don't know, Samantha. They don't know, Samantha.
133 00:16:15,921 00:16:18,839 Is there any way we can make money from this? Is there any way we can make money from this?
134 00:16:18,924 00:16:21,258 Can we get on television if we sue the airline? Can we get on television if we sue the airline?
135 00:16:21,343 00:16:23,302 Shut up, Sam. Shut up, Sam.
136 00:16:23,387 00:16:28,098 Why do I have to sleep with Donnie? He stinks. Why do I have to sleep with Donnie? He stinks.
137 00:16:28,183 00:16:33,564 When you fall asleep tonight, I'm gonna fart in your face. When you fall asleep tonight, I'm gonna fart in your face.
138 00:16:33,689 00:16:36,191 I'm telling Mom. I'm telling Mom.
139 00:16:36,316 00:16:38,650 Samantha, don't go over there. Samantha, don't go over there.
140 00:16:38,735 00:16:41,238 [TV SHOW CONTINUES] [TV SHOW CONTINUES]
141 00:16:43,949 00:16:45,868 Frankie Feedler. Frankie Feedler.
142 00:16:49,538 00:16:53,625 You remember him, from high school. You remember him, from high school.
143 00:16:55,127 00:16:58,797 Mmm. Mm-hmm. Mmm. Mm-hmm.
144 00:17:00,257 00:17:02,801 He died. He died.
145 00:17:02,926 00:17:04,887 Remember? Remember?
146 00:17:06,221 00:17:09,057 Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
147 00:17:09,183 00:17:12,394 On his way to the prom. On his way to the prom.
148 00:17:16,356 00:17:18,901 They said he was doomed. They said he was doomed.
149 00:17:21,820 00:17:24,239 Jesus. Jesus.
150 00:17:27,075 00:17:29,912 They could be saying the same thing about Donnie. They could be saying the same thing about Donnie.
151 00:17:32,581 00:17:34,374 Our Donnie. Our Donnie.
152 00:17:39,713 00:17:42,507 But he dodged it. But he dodged it.
153 00:17:44,259 00:17:47,304 He dodged his bullet, Rose. He dodged his bullet, Rose.
154 00:18:06,156 00:18:08,200 Somebody was watching over him. Somebody was watching over him.
155 00:18:16,625 00:18:19,461 ROSE: Mrs. Farmer will bring you home after practice. ROSE: Mrs. Farmer will bring you home after practice.
156 00:18:19,586 00:18:23,881 Donnie... Bye, honey. Donnie, good luck. Donnie... Bye, honey. Donnie, good luck.
157 00:18:23,966 00:18:25,966 Oh, my God! Okay, tell me everything. Oh, my God! Okay, tell me everything.
158 00:18:26,051 00:18:28,969 - I'm not allowed to talk about it. - Oh, my God. - I'm not allowed to talk about it. - Oh, my God.
159 00:18:29,054 00:18:32,099 - Hi, Cherita. - Chut up! - Hi, Cherita. - Chut up!
160 00:18:32,224 00:18:35,268 Darko cheats death, eh? Darko cheats death, eh?
161 00:18:35,394 00:18:37,561 You're like a celebrity, man. You're like a celebrity, man.
162 00:18:37,646 00:18:39,523 I've been, like, calling you, like, a jillion times. I've been, like, calling you, like, a jillion times.
163 00:18:39,648 00:18:41,483 - Where you been? - We stayed at a hotel. - Where you been? - We stayed at a hotel.
164 00:18:41,608 00:18:43,694 Hey, my dad said he saw you at the golf course. Hey, my dad said he saw you at the golf course.
165 00:18:43,819 00:18:45,696 You sleepwalking again there, buddy? You sleepwalking again there, buddy?
166 00:18:45,821 00:18:47,237 I don't want to talk about it. I don't want to talk about it.
167 00:18:47,322 00:18:49,324 BOY 2: And now that you're famous... BOY 2: And now that you're famous...
168 00:18:49,449 00:18:51,410 you gotta have a smoke. you gotta have a smoke.
169 00:18:55,163 00:18:57,666 What happens if you tell Mom and Dad about this, Sam? What happens if you tell Mom and Dad about this, Sam?
170 00:18:57,791 00:19:00,417 You'll put Ariel in the garbage disposal. You'll put Ariel in the garbage disposal.
171 00:19:00,502 00:19:03,004 Goddamn right, I will. Goddamn right, I will.
172 00:19:03,130 00:19:04,630 So groaty. So groaty.
173 00:19:04,715 00:19:06,883 BOY 1: Hey, Cherita, you want a cigarette? BOY 1: Hey, Cherita, you want a cigarette?
174 00:19:07,008 00:19:09,720 - Chut up! - Shut up! - Chut up! - Shut up!
175 00:19:09,845 00:19:12,347 Go back to China, bitch! Go back to China, bitch!
176 00:19:15,100 00:19:17,060 Just leave her alone. Just leave her alone.
177 00:19:17,185 00:19:18,562 That's some good shit, huh? That's some good shit, huh?
178 00:19:18,687 00:19:21,898 DONNIE: It's a fucking cigarette. DONNIE: It's a fucking cigarette.
179 00:19:22,023 00:19:23,900 [TOWER BELL RINGS] [TOWER BELL RINGS]
180 00:19:25,902 00:19:30,657 [MUSIC STARTS] [MUSIC STARTS]
181 00:21:51,089 00:21:55,258 [MUSIC ENDS] [MUSIC ENDS]
182 00:21:55,343 00:21:57,302 "There would be headlines in the papers. "There would be headlines in the papers.
183 00:21:57,387 00:22:01,139 "Even the grown-up gangs who ran the betting at the all-in wrestling... "Even the grown-up gangs who ran the betting at the all-in wrestling...
184 00:22:01,224 00:22:03,184 "and the Barrow boys would hear with respect... "and the Barrow boys would hear with respect...
185 00:22:03,309 00:22:05,895 "of how Old Misery's house had been destroyed. "of how Old Misery's house had been destroyed.
186 00:22:07,063 00:22:09,399 "It was as though this plan had been... "It was as though this plan had been...
187 00:22:09,524 00:22:11,983 "with him all his life, pondered through the seasons... "with him all his life, pondered through the seasons...
188 00:22:12,068 00:22:15,739 "now in his 15th year crystallized... "now in his 15th year crystallized...
189 00:22:15,864 00:22:17,824 "with the pain of puberty." "with the pain of puberty."
190 00:22:20,660 00:22:24,748 What is Graham Greene trying to communicate with this passage? What is Graham Greene trying to communicate with this passage?
191 00:22:24,873 00:22:27,667 Why did the children break into Old Misery's house? Why did the children break into Old Misery's house?
192 00:22:29,043 00:22:32,128 - Joanie? - They wanted to rob him. - Joanie? - They wanted to rob him.
193 00:22:32,213 00:22:35,215 Joanie, if you had actually read the short story... Joanie, if you had actually read the short story...
194 00:22:35,300 00:22:37,467 which, at a whopping 13 pages would have kept you up all night... which, at a whopping 13 pages would have kept you up all night...
195 00:22:37,552 00:22:41,014 - you would know that the children... - You suck. - you would know that the children... - You suck.
196 00:22:41,139 00:22:44,225 ...find a great deal of money in the mattress, but they burn it. ...find a great deal of money in the mattress, but they burn it.
197 00:22:47,437 00:22:49,979 Donnie Darko... Donnie Darko...
198 00:22:50,064 00:22:52,692 perhaps with your recent brush with mass destruction... perhaps with your recent brush with mass destruction...
199 00:22:52,817 00:22:54,317 you can give us your opinion. you can give us your opinion.
200 00:22:54,402 00:22:58,573 Well, they say it right when they flood the house... Well, they say it right when they flood the house...
201 00:22:58,698 00:23:00,867 and they tear it to shreds that, like, uh... and they tear it to shreds that, like, uh...
202 00:23:00,992 00:23:02,744 destruction is a form of creation. destruction is a form of creation.
203 00:23:02,869 00:23:06,247 So the fact that they burn the money is ironic. So the fact that they burn the money is ironic.
204 00:23:06,372 00:23:09,250 They just want to see what happens when they tear the world apart. They just want to see what happens when they tear the world apart.
205 00:23:10,376 00:23:12,295 They want to change things. They want to change things.
206 00:23:12,420 00:23:14,839 [DOOR OPENS] [DOOR OPENS]
207 00:23:18,927 00:23:20,386 May we help you? May we help you?
208 00:23:20,512 00:23:22,388 Yeah, I just registered... Yeah, I just registered...
209 00:23:22,514 00:23:24,641 and they put me in the wrong English class. and they put me in the wrong English class.
210 00:23:24,766 00:23:27,185 You look like you belong here. You look like you belong here.
211 00:23:28,520 00:23:30,688 Um, where do I sit? Um, where do I sit?
212 00:23:33,858 00:23:36,361 Sit next to the boy you think is the cutest. Sit next to the boy you think is the cutest.
213 00:23:36,486 00:23:38,444 - [STUDENTS MURMUR] - Quiet! - [STUDENTS MURMUR] - Quiet!
214 00:23:38,529 00:23:40,448 Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
215 00:23:40,573 00:23:42,492 Let her choose. Let her choose.
216 00:24:02,971 00:24:05,390 Joanie, get up. Joanie, get up.
217 00:24:27,912 00:24:30,331 [RADIO PLAYING MUSIC] [RADIO PLAYING MUSIC]
218 00:24:30,456 00:24:31,623 [SWITCHES STATION] [SWITCHES STATION]
219 00:24:31,708 00:24:34,794 MAN: What people don't understand about this upcoming election is that... MAN: What people don't understand about this upcoming election is that...
220 00:24:34,919 00:24:37,005 Michael Dukakis does not have the financial infrastructure... Michael Dukakis does not have the financial infrastructure...
221 00:24:37,130 00:24:38,504 in place to defeat... in place to defeat...
222 00:24:38,589 00:24:42,260 [SWITCHES STATION BACK TO MUSIC] [SWITCHES STATION BACK TO MUSIC]
223 00:24:45,722 00:24:48,891 Well, the construction guys say it will take... Well, the construction guys say it will take...
224 00:24:49,017 00:24:51,394 about a week to fix the roof. about a week to fix the roof.
225 00:24:51,519 00:24:54,647 Damned airline better not fuck us on the shingle match. Damned airline better not fuck us on the shingle match.
226 00:24:54,772 00:24:57,358 They still don't know? They still don't know?
227 00:24:57,483 00:25:01,154 - Know what? - Where it came from. - Know what? - Where it came from.
228 00:25:01,279 00:25:04,489 No. Apparently they can't tell us what happened yet. No. Apparently they can't tell us what happened yet.
229 00:25:04,574 00:25:06,367 Something about a... Something about a...
230 00:25:06,492 00:25:09,412 a matching serial number that got burned. a matching serial number that got burned.
231 00:25:09,537 00:25:11,914 I had to sign a form saying I wouldn't talk to anyone about it. I had to sign a form saying I wouldn't talk to anyone about it.
232 00:25:13,750 00:25:18,212 So, we're not supposed to tell anyone what nobody knows? So, we're not supposed to tell anyone what nobody knows?
233 00:25:18,337 00:25:21,674 Yeah. [CHUCKLES] But, you tell... Yeah. [CHUCKLES] But, you tell...
234 00:25:22,717 00:25:24,634 What's your doctor's name? What's your doctor's name?
235 00:25:24,719 00:25:26,469 - Dr. Thurman, Dad. - Yes. - Dr. Thurman, Dad. - Yes.
236 00:25:26,554 00:25:28,971 You tell Dr. Thurman whatever you want. You tell Dr. Thurman whatever you want.
237 00:25:29,056 00:25:32,141 - Dad? - What? - Dad? - What?
238 00:25:32,226 00:25:33,936 - Dad! - [TIRES SQUEAL] - Dad! - [TIRES SQUEAL]
239 00:25:38,733 00:25:43,946 What's that woman doing standing out in the middle of the damn road? What's that woman doing standing out in the middle of the damn road?
240 00:25:57,043 00:25:59,170 No mail today. Maybe tomorrow. No mail today. Maybe tomorrow.
241 00:26:02,757 00:26:06,594 [WHISPERING] [WHISPERING]
242 00:26:15,895 00:26:18,731 Well? What did she say to you? Well? What did she say to you?
243 00:26:25,238 00:26:26,863 I made a new friend. I made a new friend.
244 00:26:26,948 00:26:28,824 Real or imaginary? Real or imaginary?
245 00:26:28,950 00:26:30,700 Imaginary. Imaginary.
246 00:26:30,785 00:26:32,662 Would you like to talk about this friend? Would you like to talk about this friend?
247 00:26:32,787 00:26:35,957 - Frank. - Frank. - Frank. - Frank.
248 00:26:36,082 00:26:38,875 - What did Frank say? - He said to follow him. - What did Frank say? - He said to follow him.
249 00:26:38,960 00:26:41,544 - Follow him? Where? - Into the future. - Follow him? Where? - Into the future.
250 00:26:41,629 00:26:44,298 And then what happens? And then what happens?
251 00:26:46,300 00:26:50,052 And then he said... And then he said...
252 00:26:50,137 00:26:53,307 Then he said that the world was coming to an end. Then he said that the world was coming to an end.
253 00:26:53,432 00:26:55,685 Do you think the world is coming to an end? Do you think the world is coming to an end?
254 00:27:00,481 00:27:01,941 No. No.
255 00:27:04,735 00:27:06,737 That's stupid. That's stupid.
256 00:27:07,029 00:27:08,821 WOMAN: For my entire life... WOMAN: For my entire life...
257 00:27:08,906 00:27:12,368 I was a victim of my own fear. I was a victim of my own fear.
258 00:27:14,245 00:27:15,496 Love. Love.
259 00:27:16,539 00:27:19,583 WOMAN: I was feeding fear with food. WOMAN: I was feeding fear with food.
260 00:27:23,129 00:27:24,672 Fear. Fear.
261 00:27:29,135 00:27:31,137 [HORSE WHINNIES] [HORSE WHINNIES]
262 00:27:32,263 00:27:34,515 And finally, I looked in the mirror. And finally, I looked in the mirror.
263 00:27:34,640 00:27:37,226 Not just in the mirror... Not just in the mirror...
264 00:27:37,351 00:27:39,644 I looked through the mirror. I looked through the mirror.
265 00:27:39,729 00:27:41,689 In that image... In that image...
266 00:27:41,814 00:27:43,774 I saw my ego reflection. I saw my ego reflection.
267 00:27:47,028 00:27:48,945 For two years, I thought it was normal... For two years, I thought it was normal...
268 00:27:49,030 00:27:52,158 for a 10-year-old to wet the bed. for a 10-year-old to wet the bed.
269 00:27:52,283 00:27:53,449 - We tried everything. - Shh! - We tried everything. - Shh!
270 00:27:53,534 00:27:55,161 TEACHER: Quiet! TEACHER: Quiet!
271 00:27:57,246 00:28:00,207 But the solution was there all the time. But the solution was there all the time.
272 00:28:01,208 00:28:03,335 I'm not afraid anymore! I'm not afraid anymore!
273 00:28:05,129 00:28:06,963 All over America... All over America...
274 00:28:07,048 00:28:09,508 people have come together to join hands. people have come together to join hands.
275 00:28:09,633 00:28:11,677 People who believe... People who believe...
276 00:28:11,802 00:28:14,055 that human life... that human life...
277 00:28:14,180 00:28:16,891 is absolutely too important... is absolutely too important...
278 00:28:17,016 00:28:20,019 too valuable and too precious... too valuable and too precious...
279 00:28:20,144 00:28:22,063 to be controlled by fear. to be controlled by fear.
280 00:28:22,188 00:28:25,815 FRANK: Pay close attention. You could miss something. FRANK: Pay close attention. You could miss something.
281 00:28:25,900 00:28:29,070 Hello, my name is Jim Cunningham. Hello, my name is Jim Cunningham.
282 00:28:29,195 00:28:31,155 And welcome to "Controlling Fear." And welcome to "Controlling Fear."
283 00:29:03,103 00:29:05,773 [THUNDER CRASHES] [THUNDER CRASHES]
284 00:29:17,827 00:29:22,289 [BREATHING] [BREATHING]
285 00:29:29,588 00:29:33,133 [WATER SPLASHING] [WATER SPLASHING]
286 00:29:33,259 00:29:36,512 "And the prince was led into a world... "And the prince was led into a world...
287 00:29:36,637 00:29:41,141 - "of strange and beautiful magic." - Wow. - "of strange and beautiful magic." - Wow.
288 00:29:43,102 00:29:45,854 - Donnie! - "'The Last Unicorn' by Samantha Darko." - Donnie! - "'The Last Unicorn' by Samantha Darko."
289 00:29:45,980 00:29:47,438 Give it back! Give it back!
290 00:29:47,523 00:29:49,440 "There was once a unicorn named Ariel." "There was once a unicorn named Ariel."
291 00:29:49,525 00:29:51,442 Donnie, you wrinkled it. Donnie, you wrinkled it.
292 00:29:51,527 00:29:52,943 It's not wrinkled, Sam. It's not wrinkled, Sam.
293 00:29:53,028 00:29:54,945 Just flatten it in a book or something. Just flatten it in a book or something.
294 00:29:55,030 00:29:56,198 It's almost 7:45. It's almost 7:45.
295 00:29:56,323 00:29:58,993 The bus should have been here, like, 20 minutes ago. The bus should have been here, like, 20 minutes ago.
296 00:29:59,118 00:30:01,952 Maybe "Martha Move Funny" went nuts and hijacked the bus. Maybe "Martha Move Funny" went nuts and hijacked the bus.
297 00:30:02,037 00:30:05,374 Hey, you know, there's, like, this rule. At 7:45, we get to go home. Hey, you know, there's, like, this rule. At 7:45, we get to go home.
298 00:30:05,499 00:30:09,752 There's no rule. Cherita. There's no rule. Cherita.
299 00:30:09,837 00:30:11,253 Go home. Go home.
300 00:30:11,338 00:30:13,507 Yeah, if you're still here and the bus comes... Yeah, if you're still here and the bus comes...
301 00:30:13,632 00:30:15,718 we're all gonna get in trouble. we're all gonna get in trouble.
302 00:30:15,843 00:30:16,759 Chut up! Chut up!
303 00:30:16,844 00:30:18,178 [MOCKING] Chut up! [MOCKING] Chut up!
304 00:30:18,304 00:30:23,017 Hey, Porky Pig, I hope you get molested. Hey, Porky Pig, I hope you get molested.
305 00:30:23,142 00:30:25,768 [GIRLS TALKING EXCITEDLY] [GIRLS TALKING EXCITEDLY]
306 00:30:25,853 00:30:27,646 I can't believe this! I can't believe this!
307 00:30:28,939 00:30:31,607 My mom said that school is closed today because it's flooded. My mom said that school is closed today because it's flooded.
308 00:30:31,692 00:30:34,151 - No way. - Yeah. - No way. - Yeah.
309 00:30:34,236 00:30:36,947 Holy shit! That's the best news I've ever heard! Holy shit! That's the best news I've ever heard!
310 00:30:43,162 00:30:46,248 PRINCIPAL: My God, is this ever going to stop? PRINCIPAL: My God, is this ever going to stop?
311 00:30:46,373 00:30:48,290 Eventually, yes, it will. Eventually, yes, it will.
312 00:30:48,375 00:30:51,545 But right now I got 12 classrooms full of water... But right now I got 12 classrooms full of water...
313 00:30:51,670 00:30:53,963 all coming from a busted water main. all coming from a busted water main.
314 00:30:54,048 00:30:56,925 - What else? - What else?! - What else? - What else?!
315 00:30:57,051 00:31:00,387 Principal Cole, I'll show you what else. Principal Cole, I'll show you what else.
316 00:31:03,682 00:31:05,559 SECURITY GUARD: That's unbelievable. SECURITY GUARD: That's unbelievable.
317 00:31:05,684 00:31:07,269 That's solid bronze, isn't it? That's solid bronze, isn't it?
318 00:31:07,394 00:31:08,896 - Yep. - How did this happen? - Yep. - How did this happen?
319 00:31:09,021 00:31:12,481 I heard a cat burglar broke in and trashed everything. I heard a cat burglar broke in and trashed everything.
320 00:31:12,566 00:31:14,483 And the mongrel got his head cut off. And the mongrel got his head cut off.
321 00:31:14,568 00:31:16,487 It's true. It's true.
322 00:31:23,243 00:31:25,037 Beth's mom said the boys' locker room... Beth's mom said the boys' locker room...
323 00:31:25,162 00:31:27,581 was flooded and they found feces everywhere. was flooded and they found feces everywhere.
324 00:31:27,706 00:31:29,583 - What are feces? - Baby mice. - What are feces? - Baby mice.
325 00:31:29,708 00:31:31,085 Aww. Aww.
326 00:31:42,012 00:31:44,515 Hey. Hey.
327 00:31:45,933 00:31:47,935 Has anyone ever told you that you're sexy? Has anyone ever told you that you're sexy?
328 00:31:49,060 00:31:51,520 - I like your boobs. - [LAUGHING] - I like your boobs. - [LAUGHING]
329 00:31:51,605 00:31:53,148 Hey. Hey.
330 00:31:53,273 00:31:55,234 Hey. Hey.
331 00:31:56,443 00:31:59,238 School was canceled. School was canceled.
332 00:31:59,363 00:32:01,824 Do you want to walk me home? Do you want to walk me home?
333 00:32:02,949 00:32:04,493 Sure. Sure.
334 00:32:14,127 00:32:16,211 - Don't look so freaked. - I'm not. - Don't look so freaked. - I'm not.
335 00:32:16,296 00:32:18,756 You should check your backpack. You should check your backpack.
336 00:32:18,841 00:32:20,799 - Those guys like to steal shit. - Yeah. - Those guys like to steal shit. - Yeah.
337 00:32:20,884 00:32:23,095 Fuck 'em! Fuck 'em!
338 00:32:24,555 00:32:25,888 So, why did you move here? So, why did you move here?
339 00:32:25,973 00:32:27,890 My parents got a divorce. My parents got a divorce.
340 00:32:27,975 00:32:30,519 My mom had to get a restraining order against my stepdad. My mom had to get a restraining order against my stepdad.
341 00:32:30,644 00:32:34,062 - He has emotional problems. - Oh, I have those, too. - He has emotional problems. - Oh, I have those, too.
342 00:32:34,147 00:32:36,899 What kind of emotional problems does your dad have? What kind of emotional problems does your dad have?
343 00:32:36,984 00:32:39,736 He stabbed my mom four times in the chest. He stabbed my mom four times in the chest.
344 00:32:40,863 00:32:42,531 Oh. Oh.
345 00:32:42,656 00:32:44,533 Did he go to jail? Did he go to jail?
346 00:32:44,658 00:32:48,036 No, he fled. They still can't find him. No, he fled. They still can't find him.
347 00:32:48,161 00:32:50,247 But my mom and I had to change our names. But my mom and I had to change our names.
348 00:32:50,372 00:32:52,790 And I thought "Gretchen Ross" was really cool. And I thought "Gretchen Ross" was really cool.
349 00:32:52,875 00:32:56,670 I was in jail once. I mean... I was in jail once. I mean...
350 00:32:56,795 00:32:58,672 I accidentally burned down this house. I accidentally burned down this house.
351 00:32:58,797 00:33:00,756 It was abandoned, but still... It was abandoned, but still...
352 00:33:00,841 00:33:04,344 I got held back in school and I can't drive until I'm 21. I got held back in school and I can't drive until I'm 21.
353 00:33:04,469 00:33:06,638 But I'm over all of that. But I'm over all of that.
354 00:33:08,140 00:33:10,517 I'm painting and stuff. I'm painting and stuff.
355 00:33:10,642 00:33:12,811 Writing. I want to be a writer. Writing. I want to be a writer.
356 00:33:12,936 00:33:14,813 Or maybe a painter, maybe both. Or maybe a painter, maybe both.
357 00:33:14,938 00:33:18,148 I'll write a book and draw the pictures. I'll write a book and draw the pictures.
358 00:33:18,233 00:33:20,402 Then maybe people will understand me. Then maybe people will understand me.
359 00:33:20,527 00:33:22,487 I don't know, change things. I don't know, change things.
360 00:33:22,613 00:33:25,656 "Donnie Darko"? What the hell kind of name is that? "Donnie Darko"? What the hell kind of name is that?
361 00:33:25,741 00:33:28,118 It's like some sort of superhero or something. It's like some sort of superhero or something.
362 00:33:29,453 00:33:31,496 What makes you think I'm not? What makes you think I'm not?
363 00:33:35,709 00:33:37,834 Look, I should go. Look, I should go.
364 00:33:37,919 00:33:40,881 For physics, Montinoff is having me write this essay... For physics, Montinoff is having me write this essay...
365 00:33:41,006 00:33:43,592 "Greatest Invention Ever To Benefit Mankind." "Greatest Invention Ever To Benefit Mankind."
366 00:33:46,678 00:33:48,555 It's Monnitoff. But that's easy. It's Monnitoff. But that's easy.
367 00:33:48,680 00:33:50,390 Antiseptics. Antiseptics.
368 00:33:50,515 00:33:52,726 The whole sanitation thing. The whole sanitation thing.
369 00:33:52,851 00:33:54,728 Joseph Lister, 1895. Joseph Lister, 1895.
370 00:33:54,853 00:33:57,187 Before antiseptics, there was no sanitation... Before antiseptics, there was no sanitation...
371 00:33:57,272 00:33:59,107 especially in medicine. especially in medicine.
372 00:33:59,232 00:34:00,859 You mean, soap? You mean, soap?
373 00:34:07,699 00:34:10,202 Well, I'm really glad school was flooded today. Well, I'm really glad school was flooded today.
374 00:34:10,327 00:34:13,288 Why is that? Why is that?
375 00:34:13,413 00:34:16,083 Because you and I never would have had this conversation. Because you and I never would have had this conversation.
376 00:34:17,793 00:34:20,420 You're weird. You're weird.
377 00:34:20,545 00:34:22,255 Sorry. Sorry.
378 00:34:22,381 00:34:24,299 No, that was a compliment. No, that was a compliment.
379 00:34:28,178 00:34:30,055 Well, look... Well, look...
380 00:34:32,933 00:34:34,893 You want to go with me? You want to go with me?
381 00:34:36,770 00:34:38,647 Where do you want to go? Where do you want to go?
382 00:34:38,772 00:34:41,440 I mean, like, "go" with me. I mean, like, "go" with me.
383 00:34:41,525 00:34:44,192 It's what we call it here. It's what we call it here.
384 00:34:44,277 00:34:46,613 - "Going together." - Sure. - "Going together." - Sure.
385 00:34:49,574 00:34:51,618 Okay. Hey, where are you going? Okay. Hey, where are you going?
386 00:34:54,412 00:34:56,081 I'm going home. I'm going home.
387 00:35:00,669 00:35:03,545 So stupid! So stupid!
388 00:35:03,630 00:35:05,590 "Where are you going?" "Where are you going?"
389 00:35:13,348 00:35:15,976 I'd like to try something new this time. I'd like to try something new this time.
390 00:35:18,103 00:35:21,690 Have you ever been hypnotized? Have you ever been hypnotized?
391 00:35:21,815 00:35:24,317 No. No.
392 00:35:33,076 00:35:35,203 And when I clap my hands twice, you will wake up. And when I clap my hands twice, you will wake up.
393 00:35:35,328 00:35:36,955 Do you understand? Do you understand?
394 00:35:37,080 00:35:39,541 Yes. Yes.
395 00:35:39,666 00:35:42,751 So... tell me about your week. So... tell me about your week.
396 00:35:42,836 00:35:44,963 I met a girl. I met a girl.
397 00:35:47,549 00:35:49,508 What is her name? What is her name?
398 00:35:49,593 00:35:52,053 Gretchen. Gretchen.
399 00:35:53,638 00:35:55,515 We're going together now. We're going together now.
400 00:35:57,309 00:36:00,435 Do you still think about girls a lot? Do you still think about girls a lot?
401 00:36:00,520 00:36:03,565 Yeah. Yeah.
402 00:36:05,650 00:36:08,443 How are things going at school? How are things going at school?
403 00:36:08,528 00:36:11,156 I think about girls a lot. I think about girls a lot.
404 00:36:11,281 00:36:13,575 I asked you about school, Donnie. I asked you about school, Donnie.
405 00:36:13,700 00:36:15,285 I think about... I think about...
406 00:36:15,410 00:36:19,329 fucking a lot during school. fucking a lot during school.
407 00:36:19,414 00:36:22,042 What else do you think about during school? What else do you think about during school?
408 00:36:22,167 00:36:24,252 "Married With Children." "Married With Children."
409 00:36:24,377 00:36:26,588 Do you think about your family? Do you think about your family?
410 00:36:26,713 00:36:29,049 I just turn down the volume... I just turn down the volume...
411 00:36:29,174 00:36:31,760 and think about fucking Christina Applegate. and think about fucking Christina Applegate.
412 00:36:31,885 00:36:34,553 I asked you about your family, Donnie. I asked you about your family, Donnie.
413 00:36:34,638 00:36:36,598 No. No.
414 00:36:36,723 00:36:39,434 I don't think about fucking my family. I don't think about fucking my family.
415 00:36:39,559 00:36:41,476 That's gross. That's gross.
416 00:36:41,561 00:36:44,564 I'd like to hear about your friend, Frank. I'd like to hear about your friend, Frank.
417 00:37:00,747 00:37:03,625 PRINCIPAL: Sam Bylan? PRINCIPAL: Sam Bylan?
418 00:37:08,463 00:37:10,340 [WRITING ON BLACKBOARD] [WRITING ON BLACKBOARD]
419 00:37:13,510 00:37:15,720 Cherita Chen. Cherita Chen.
420 00:37:32,904 00:37:35,615 Donald Darko. Donald Darko.
421 00:37:57,637 00:38:00,682 PRINCIPAL: Daye Dennis. PRINCIPAL: Daye Dennis.
422 00:38:02,142 00:38:04,060 [TOILET FLUSHING] [TOILET FLUSHING]
423 00:38:06,146 00:38:08,648 Hey, you fuck! Hey, you fuck!
424 00:38:08,773 00:38:11,901 Did you tell them that I flooded the school? Did you tell them that I flooded the school?
425 00:38:13,444 00:38:15,321 I didn't say shit. I didn't say shit.
426 00:38:15,446 00:38:17,407 That's not what I heard. They think I did it. That's not what I heard. They think I did it.
427 00:38:17,532 00:38:19,074 Yeah, well, if you're innocent... Yeah, well, if you're innocent...
428 00:38:19,159 00:38:22,287 then you have nothing to worry about, right? then you have nothing to worry about, right?
429 00:38:22,412 00:38:24,746 Fuck you! You know what I think? Fuck you! You know what I think?
430 00:38:24,831 00:38:26,040 [KNIFE CLICKS] [KNIFE CLICKS]
431 00:38:26,166 00:38:27,834 I think you did it. I think you did it.
432 00:38:27,959 00:38:29,711 [DONNIE COUGHING] [DONNIE COUGHING]
433 00:38:33,548 00:38:35,091 [COUGHING] [COUGHING]
434 00:38:40,430 00:38:41,514 [GUNSHOT] [GUNSHOT]
435 00:38:43,016 00:38:46,684 RONALD: Beer and pussy, that's all I need. RONALD: Beer and pussy, that's all I need.
436 00:38:46,769 00:38:48,980 SEAN: We gotta find ourselves a Smurfette. SEAN: We gotta find ourselves a Smurfette.
437 00:38:49,105 00:38:50,522 Smurfette? Smurfette?
438 00:38:50,607 00:38:52,023 Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
439 00:38:52,108 00:38:54,776 Not some, like, tight-ass Middlesex chick, you know? Not some, like, tight-ass Middlesex chick, you know?
440 00:38:54,861 00:38:58,406 Like, this cute little blonde that will get down and dirty with the guys. Like, this cute little blonde that will get down and dirty with the guys.
441 00:38:58,531 00:39:01,534 - Like Smurfette does. - DONNIE: Smurfette doesn't fuck. - Like Smurfette does. - DONNIE: Smurfette doesn't fuck.
442 00:39:01,659 00:39:03,703 [COCKS RIFLE, FIRES] [COCKS RIFLE, FIRES]
443 00:39:03,828 00:39:05,371 SEAN: That's bullshit. SEAN: That's bullshit.
444 00:39:05,496 00:39:07,332 Smurfette fucks all the other smurfs. Smurfette fucks all the other smurfs.
445 00:39:07,457 00:39:09,751 Why do you think Papa Smurf made her? Why do you think Papa Smurf made her?
446 00:39:09,876 00:39:11,878 Because all the other Smurfs were getting too horny. Because all the other Smurfs were getting too horny.
447 00:39:12,003 00:39:14,295 No, no, no, not "Vanity." I heard he was a homosexual. No, no, no, not "Vanity." I heard he was a homosexual.
448 00:39:14,380 00:39:15,715 Okay, well, you know what? Okay, well, you know what?
449 00:39:15,840 00:39:18,299 Then, she fucks them while Vanity watches. Okay? Then, she fucks them while Vanity watches. Okay?
450 00:39:18,384 00:39:20,595 What about Papa Smurf? What about Papa Smurf?
451 00:39:20,720 00:39:22,513 He must get in on the action. He must get in on the action.
452 00:39:22,639 00:39:25,266 Yeah, what he does, he films the gang-bang. Yeah, what he does, he films the gang-bang.
453 00:39:25,391 00:39:28,142 Later on, he beats off to the tape. Later on, he beats off to the tape.
454 00:39:28,227 00:39:30,730 First of all... First of all...
455 00:39:30,855 00:39:33,066 Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette.
456 00:39:33,191 00:39:35,652 Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy... Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy...
457 00:39:35,777 00:39:38,196 with the intention of destroying the Smurf village. with the intention of destroying the Smurf village.
458 00:39:38,321 00:39:40,198 But the overwhelming goodness... But the overwhelming goodness...
459 00:39:40,323 00:39:42,991 of the Smurf way of life transformed her. of the Smurf way of life transformed her.
460 00:39:43,076 00:39:45,578 And as for the whole gang-bang scenario... And as for the whole gang-bang scenario...
461 00:39:45,703 00:39:48,162 [LAUGHS] It just couldn't happen. [LAUGHS] It just couldn't happen.
462 00:39:48,247 00:39:51,666 Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have... Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have...
463 00:39:51,751 00:39:55,088 reproductive organs under those little white pants. reproductive organs under those little white pants.
464 00:39:56,798 00:39:58,883 That's what's so illogical, you know... That's what's so illogical, you know...
465 00:39:59,008 00:40:00,927 about being a Smurf. about being a Smurf.
466 00:40:01,052 00:40:02,929 What's the point of living... What's the point of living...
467 00:40:03,054 00:40:05,473 if you don't have a dick? if you don't have a dick?
468 00:40:07,975 00:40:10,018 [SIGHS] Damn it, Donnie. [SIGHS] Damn it, Donnie.
469 00:40:10,103 00:40:12,103 Why do you gotta get so smart on us? Why do you gotta get so smart on us?
470 00:40:12,188 00:40:15,483 - [HONKING] - DONNIE: Grandma Death. - [HONKING] - DONNIE: Grandma Death.
471 00:40:15,608 00:40:19,235 MRS. FARMER: Excuse me! Excuse me! MRS. FARMER: Excuse me! Excuse me!
472 00:40:19,320 00:40:21,406 Please stay off the road, Miss Sparrow. Please stay off the road, Miss Sparrow.
473 00:40:21,531 00:40:24,699 If this happens again, I am going to call Social Services. If this happens again, I am going to call Social Services.
474 00:40:24,784 00:40:26,576 God, I hate that Mrs. Farmer. God, I hate that Mrs. Farmer.
475 00:40:26,661 00:40:28,746 - Watch your step. That's it. - She's such a fucking bitch. - Watch your step. That's it. - She's such a fucking bitch.
476 00:40:28,871 00:40:31,499 - There you are. That's a girl. - DONNIE: Yeah. - There you are. That's a girl. - DONNIE: Yeah.
477 00:40:31,624 00:40:34,585 - RONALD: How old is Grandma Death? - DONNIE: 101. - RONALD: How old is Grandma Death? - DONNIE: 101.
478 00:40:36,129 00:40:38,631 She does the same thing every day. She does the same thing every day.
479 00:40:38,756 00:40:40,633 Just walks back and forth... Just walks back and forth...
480 00:40:40,758 00:40:44,679 and back and forth to the mailbox. and back and forth to the mailbox.
481 00:40:44,804 00:40:47,306 Nothing ever in there. Nothing ever in there.
482 00:40:50,059 00:40:51,602 SEAN: Oh, wait, wait, wait. SEAN: Oh, wait, wait, wait.
483 00:40:54,313 00:40:56,983 She goes... She's going back to the box. She goes... She's going back to the box.
484 00:40:57,108 00:40:58,860 We may still have mail. We may still have mail.
485 00:40:58,985 00:41:00,735 - RONALD: Mail, mail, mail. - SEAN: Here it is. - RONALD: Mail, mail, mail. - SEAN: Here it is.
486 00:41:00,820 00:41:02,530 - And? - This could be it. - And? - This could be it.
487 00:41:02,655 00:41:04,906 Oh! Oh!
488 00:41:04,991 00:41:07,450 - No dice, Grandma. - No, sorry. Sorry. - No dice, Grandma. - No, sorry. Sorry.
489 00:41:07,535 00:41:09,537 Someone ought to write that bitch. Someone ought to write that bitch.
490 00:41:09,662 00:41:11,497 - [LOUD WHIRRING] - REPORTER: Authorities continued... - [LOUD WHIRRING] - REPORTER: Authorities continued...
491 00:41:11,622 00:41:15,501 their search today for a suspect in the Middlesex Ridge School vandalism. their search today for a suspect in the Middlesex Ridge School vandalism.
492 00:41:15,626 00:41:18,087 The private school has asked for public donations... The private school has asked for public donations...
493 00:41:18,212 00:41:19,921 to help restore its beloved mascot... to help restore its beloved mascot...
494 00:41:20,006 00:41:22,675 known only as "The Mongrel." In other news... known only as "The Mongrel." In other news...
495 00:41:29,348 00:41:32,351 You'll find this very helpful. You'll find this very helpful.
496 00:41:32,476 00:41:35,229 So glad there's a good turnout tonight. So glad there's a good turnout tonight.
497 00:41:35,354 00:41:37,523 What are you trying to accomplish here? What are you trying to accomplish here?
498 00:41:37,648 00:41:42,862 There was urine and feces flooded in my office. There was urine and feces flooded in my office.
499 00:41:42,987 00:41:44,906 Whatever fits. Whatever fits.
500 00:41:47,533 00:41:49,243 Whatever fits? Whatever fits?
501 00:41:49,368 00:41:52,246 PRINCIPAL: In cooperation with the county police... PRINCIPAL: In cooperation with the county police...
502 00:41:52,371 00:41:55,039 we have begun an active investigation... we have begun an active investigation...
503 00:41:55,124 00:41:57,335 into the cause of the flooding. into the cause of the flooding.
504 00:41:57,460 00:42:01,088 And our suspects include several of our own students... And our suspects include several of our own students...
505 00:42:01,214 00:42:03,299 MRS. FARMER: I want to know why this filth... MRS. FARMER: I want to know why this filth...
506 00:42:03,424 00:42:06,968 is being taught to our children. is being taught to our children.
507 00:42:07,053 00:42:10,306 [PANTING] [PANTING]
508 00:42:15,102 00:42:18,646 PRINCIPAL: Kitty, I would appreciate... PRINCIPAL: Kitty, I would appreciate...
509 00:42:18,731 00:42:20,314 If you would wait... If you would wait...
510 00:42:20,399 00:42:22,735 Dr. Cole, not only am I a teacher... Dr. Cole, not only am I a teacher...
511 00:42:22,860 00:42:26,364 but I am also a parent of a Middlesex child. but I am also a parent of a Middlesex child.
512 00:42:26,489 00:42:28,991 Therefore I am the only person here... Therefore I am the only person here...
513 00:42:29,116 00:42:32,119 who transcends the parent-teacher bridge. who transcends the parent-teacher bridge.
514 00:42:35,164 00:42:37,832 FRANK: Don't worry. FRANK: Don't worry.
515 00:42:37,917 00:42:40,461 You got away with it. You got away with it.
516 00:42:40,586 00:42:44,048 I have in my hand Graham Greene's "The Destructors." I have in my hand Graham Greene's "The Destructors."
517 00:42:44,173 00:42:49,051 This short story is part of my daughter's English assignment. This short story is part of my daughter's English assignment.
518 00:42:49,136 00:42:52,473 In this story, several children... In this story, several children...
519 00:42:52,598 00:42:55,601 destroy an elderly man's house from inside out. destroy an elderly man's house from inside out.
520 00:42:58,521 00:43:01,190 [THUMPS] [THUMPS]
521 00:43:08,823 00:43:11,617 How can you do that? How can you do that?
522 00:43:11,742 00:43:13,202 [THUMPS] [THUMPS]
523 00:43:18,124 00:43:19,333 And how do they do this? And how do they do this?
524 00:43:19,458 00:43:21,669 They flood the house... They flood the house...
525 00:43:21,794 00:43:25,631 by breaking through a water main. by breaking through a water main.
526 00:43:25,756 00:43:29,260 FRANK: I can do anything I want. FRANK: I can do anything I want.
527 00:43:31,053 00:43:33,139 And so can you. And so can you.
528 00:43:33,264 00:43:36,057 [APPLAUSE] [APPLAUSE]
529 00:43:36,142 00:43:39,477 And I think that this garbage should be removed. And I think that this garbage should be removed.
530 00:43:39,562 00:43:41,395 Excuse me. Excuse me.
531 00:43:41,480 00:43:44,316 What is the real issue here? The P.T.A. doesn't ban books. What is the real issue here? The P.T.A. doesn't ban books.
532 00:43:44,442 00:43:47,153 The P.T.A. is here to acknowledge... The P.T.A. is here to acknowledge...
533 00:43:47,278 00:43:50,571 that pornography is being taught in our curriculum! that pornography is being taught in our curriculum!
534 00:43:50,656 00:43:52,450 It's meant to be ironic. It's meant to be ironic.
535 00:43:52,575 00:43:56,328 Excuse me. You need to go back to grad school. Excuse me. You need to go back to grad school.
536 00:43:56,454 00:43:58,581 Why did you make me flood the school? Why did you make me flood the school?
537 00:44:04,253 00:44:06,172 They are in great danger. They are in great danger.
538 00:44:06,297 00:44:09,590 Kitty do you even know who Graham Greene is? Kitty do you even know who Graham Greene is?
539 00:44:09,675 00:44:13,387 [SCOFFS] I think we have all seen "Bonanza." [SCOFFS] I think we have all seen "Bonanza."
540 00:44:15,848 00:44:17,683 Well, um... Well, um...
541 00:44:17,808 00:44:20,267 - Thank you. - While we are on other topics... - Thank you. - While we are on other topics...
542 00:44:20,352 00:44:22,229 Where did you come from? Where did you come from?
543 00:44:24,023 00:44:26,692 Do you believe in time travel? Do you believe in time travel?
544 00:44:28,486 00:44:31,739 SAMANTHA: Who are you talking to? SAMANTHA: Who are you talking to?
545 00:44:34,700 00:44:38,537 I was just taking my pills, Sam. I was just taking my pills, Sam.
546 00:44:48,047 00:44:51,882 "A storm is coming, Frank says. "A storm is coming, Frank says.
547 00:44:51,967 00:44:55,596 "A storm that will swallow the children. "A storm that will swallow the children.
548 00:44:55,721 00:44:58,265 "And I will deliver them from the kingdom of Bane. "And I will deliver them from the kingdom of Bane.
549 00:44:58,390 00:45:02,603 "I'll deliver the children back to their doorsteps. "I'll deliver the children back to their doorsteps.
550 00:45:02,728 00:45:05,189 "I'll send the monsters back to the underground. "I'll send the monsters back to the underground.
551 00:45:05,314 00:45:08,567 "I'll send them back to a place where no one else can see them... "I'll send them back to a place where no one else can see them...
552 00:45:08,692 00:45:12,653 "except for me... "except for me...
553 00:45:12,738 00:45:15,741 "'cause I am Donnie Darko." "'cause I am Donnie Darko."
554 00:45:24,541 00:45:27,127 Who's Frank? Who's Frank?
555 00:45:33,259 00:45:35,175 A 6-foot tall bunny rabbit. A 6-foot tall bunny rabbit.
556 00:45:35,260 00:45:37,930 [LAUGHING] [LAUGHING]
557 00:45:38,055 00:45:40,099 GIRL: Yeah, right. GIRL: Yeah, right.
558 00:45:41,892 00:45:43,684 In these modern times... In these modern times...
559 00:45:43,769 00:45:46,520 our attitudinal beliefs are so delicate... our attitudinal beliefs are so delicate...
560 00:45:46,605 00:45:48,522 so fragile. so fragile.
561 00:45:48,607 00:45:51,066 I have had a cunning vision. I have had a cunning vision.
562 00:45:51,151 00:45:53,487 This vision has released me. This vision has released me.
563 00:45:53,612 00:45:56,405 It's important that our lifeline be rejuvenated... It's important that our lifeline be rejuvenated...
564 00:45:56,490 00:45:58,407 so that we can breathe again. so that we can breathe again.
565 00:45:58,492 00:46:01,245 It's time to breathe. It's time to breathe.
566 00:46:02,788 00:46:05,080 It is time to breathe. It is time to breathe.
567 00:46:05,165 00:46:07,875 Thank you, Jim Cunningham! Thank you, Jim Cunningham!
568 00:46:07,960 00:46:11,296 LINDA: Thank you, Jim Cunningham. LINDA: Thank you, Jim Cunningham.
569 00:46:12,381 00:46:15,215 So now let us begin lifeline exercise number one. So now let us begin lifeline exercise number one.
570 00:46:15,300 00:46:17,302 Please press "stop" now. Please press "stop" now.
571 00:46:23,267 00:46:26,478 MRS. FARMER: As you can see... MRS. FARMER: As you can see...
572 00:46:26,603 00:46:30,482 the lifeline is divided into two polar extremes. the lifeline is divided into two polar extremes.
573 00:46:30,607 00:46:33,110 Fear and love. Fear and love.
574 00:46:33,235 00:46:37,823 Fear is in the negative energy spectrum. Fear is in the negative energy spectrum.
575 00:46:37,948 00:46:40,117 And love is in the positive energy spectrum. And love is in the positive energy spectrum.
576 00:46:40,242 00:46:42,202 No duh. No duh.
577 00:46:42,327 00:46:47,082 Excuse me? "No duh" is a product of fear. Excuse me? "No duh" is a product of fear.
578 00:46:48,333 00:46:53,547 Now, on each card is a character dilemma... Now, on each card is a character dilemma...
579 00:46:53,672 00:46:56,341 which applies to the lifeline. which applies to the lifeline.
580 00:46:58,010 00:47:00,137 Please, take this! Please, take this!
581 00:47:00,262 00:47:02,139 Thank you. Thank you.
582 00:47:02,264 00:47:05,058 Please read each character dilemma aloud... Please read each character dilemma aloud...
583 00:47:05,184 00:47:07,186 and place an "X"... and place an "X"...
584 00:47:07,311 00:47:09,897 on the lifeline in the appropriate place. on the lifeline in the appropriate place.
585 00:47:10,022 00:47:11,982 Cherita? Cherita?
586 00:47:20,699 00:47:23,076 "Juanita has an important math test today. "Juanita has an important math test today.
587 00:47:23,202 00:47:25,537 "She has known about the test for several weeks... "She has known about the test for several weeks...
588 00:47:25,662 00:47:27,831 "but has not studied. "but has not studied.
589 00:47:27,956 00:47:31,291 "In order to keep from failing her class... "In order to keep from failing her class...
590 00:47:31,376 00:47:35,422 "Juanita decides that she will cheat on the math test." "Juanita decides that she will cheat on the math test."
591 00:47:38,425 00:47:41,011 Good, good. Very good. Good, good. Very good.
592 00:47:41,136 00:47:42,638 Mr. Darko. Mr. Darko.
593 00:47:50,729 00:47:53,232 "Ling Ling finds a wallet on the ground filled with money. "Ling Ling finds a wallet on the ground filled with money.
594 00:47:53,357 00:47:55,816 "She takes the wallet to the address on the driver's license... "She takes the wallet to the address on the driver's license...
595 00:47:55,901 00:47:58,695 "but keeps the money inside the wallet." "but keeps the money inside the wallet."
596 00:47:58,820 00:48:00,154 [SCOFFS] [SCOFFS]
597 00:48:00,239 00:48:02,656 I'm... I'm sorry, Mrs. Farmer. I don't get this. I'm... I'm sorry, Mrs. Farmer. I don't get this.
598 00:48:02,741 00:48:05,786 Just place an "X" on the lifeline in the appropriate place. Just place an "X" on the lifeline in the appropriate place.
599 00:48:05,911 00:48:09,289 No. I know what to do. I just... I don't get this. No. I know what to do. I just... I don't get this.
600 00:48:09,414 00:48:12,793 You can't lump things into two categories. Things aren't that simple. You can't lump things into two categories. Things aren't that simple.
601 00:48:12,918 00:48:15,045 The lifeline is divided that way. The lifeline is divided that way.
602 00:48:15,170 00:48:17,547 Well, life isn't that simple. Well, life isn't that simple.
603 00:48:17,673 00:48:20,007 I mean, who cares if Ling Ling... I mean, who cares if Ling Ling...
604 00:48:20,092 00:48:22,426 returns the wallet and keeps the money? returns the wallet and keeps the money?
605 00:48:22,511 00:48:24,596 It has nothing to do with either fear or love. It has nothing to do with either fear or love.
606 00:48:24,721 00:48:27,347 Fear and love are the deepest of human emotions. Fear and love are the deepest of human emotions.
607 00:48:27,432 00:48:29,935 Okay. But you're not listening to me. Okay. But you're not listening to me.
608 00:48:30,060 00:48:33,187 There are other things that need to be taken into account. There are other things that need to be taken into account.
609 00:48:33,272 00:48:35,482 Like the whole spectrum of human emotion. Like the whole spectrum of human emotion.
610 00:48:35,607 00:48:38,652 You can't just lump everything into these two categories... You can't just lump everything into these two categories...
611 00:48:38,777 00:48:40,612 and then just deny everything else. and then just deny everything else.
612 00:48:40,737 00:48:42,698 If you don't complete the assignment... If you don't complete the assignment...
613 00:48:42,823 00:48:44,992 you'll get a zero for the day. you'll get a zero for the day.
614 00:48:49,913 00:48:51,705 PRINCIPAL: Donald... PRINCIPAL: Donald...
615 00:48:51,790 00:48:53,917 let me preface this by saying... let me preface this by saying...
616 00:48:54,042 00:48:56,376 that your Iowa test scores are... that your Iowa test scores are...
617 00:48:56,461 00:48:59,339 intimidating. intimidating.
618 00:49:00,465 00:49:02,926 So... So...
619 00:49:03,051 00:49:05,137 let's go over this again. let's go over this again.
620 00:49:05,262 00:49:08,515 What exactly did you say to Mrs. Farmer? What exactly did you say to Mrs. Farmer?
621 00:49:10,809 00:49:12,768 MRS. FARMER: I'll tell you what he said! MRS. FARMER: I'll tell you what he said!
622 00:49:12,853 00:49:16,857 He asked me to forcibly insert the lifeline exercise card into my anus! He asked me to forcibly insert the lifeline exercise card into my anus!
623 00:49:16,982 00:49:19,317 [EDDIE SNICKERS, COUGHS] [EDDIE SNICKERS, COUGHS]
624 00:49:23,822 00:49:25,906 WOMAN: These are modern times. WOMAN: These are modern times.
625 00:49:25,991 00:49:27,950 My political attitudes are forthright. My political attitudes are forthright.
626 00:49:28,035 00:49:30,410 And if there's a vice-presidential candidate... And if there's a vice-presidential candidate...
627 00:49:30,495 00:49:33,288 worthy of my vote, it has to be Dan Quayle. worthy of my vote, it has to be Dan Quayle.
628 00:49:33,373 00:49:35,876 MRS. FARMER: Nobody cares about responsibility... MRS. FARMER: Nobody cares about responsibility...
629 00:49:36,001 00:49:37,794 morality, family values. morality, family values.
630 00:49:37,919 00:49:39,713 Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
631 00:49:41,006 00:49:42,255 [SIGHS] [SIGHS]
632 00:49:42,340 00:49:44,341 Kitty... Kitty...
633 00:49:44,426 00:49:46,219 Excuse us, please. Excuse us, please.
634 00:49:50,432 00:49:53,185 They've suspended him from after school activities... They've suspended him from after school activities...
635 00:49:53,310 00:49:55,437 for the next six months. for the next six months.
636 00:49:58,023 00:49:59,940 Ever since this jet engine fiasco... Ever since this jet engine fiasco...
637 00:50:00,025 00:50:02,152 I honestly don't know what's gotten into him. I honestly don't know what's gotten into him.
638 00:50:02,277 00:50:04,237 Rose, I'll tell you this because our daughters... Rose, I'll tell you this because our daughters...
639 00:50:04,362 00:50:06,531 have been on the dance team together for two years... have been on the dance team together for two years...
640 00:50:06,656 00:50:08,448 and I respect you as a woman. and I respect you as a woman.
641 00:50:08,533 00:50:11,159 But after witnessing your son's behavior this afternoon... But after witnessing your son's behavior this afternoon...
642 00:50:11,244 00:50:13,330 I have significant doubts about your... I have significant doubts about your...
643 00:50:15,791 00:50:18,585 Our paths through life must be righteous. Our paths through life must be righteous.
644 00:50:18,710 00:50:21,421 I urge you to go home and look in the mirror... I urge you to go home and look in the mirror...
645 00:50:21,546 00:50:25,509 and pray that your son doesn't succumb to the path of fear. and pray that your son doesn't succumb to the path of fear.
646 00:50:30,722 00:50:33,390 ELIZABETH: Wait. Do you remember... ELIZABETH: Wait. Do you remember...
647 00:50:33,475 00:50:35,811 that weird gym teacher Mrs. Farmer? that weird gym teacher Mrs. Farmer?
648 00:50:37,312 00:50:39,814 Yeah. Okay, well, my brother... Yeah. Okay, well, my brother...
649 00:50:39,940 00:50:42,275 told her to shove a book up her ass today. told her to shove a book up her ass today.
650 00:50:42,400 00:50:46,738 And then my parents just bought him all this new shit. And then my parents just bought him all this new shit.
651 00:50:46,863 00:50:50,534 Yeah, I know. I wish a jet engine would fall in my room. Yeah, I know. I wish a jet engine would fall in my room.
652 00:50:57,374 00:50:59,501 [BELLS RINGING] [BELLS RINGING]
653 00:51:08,843 00:51:11,471 - Dr. Monnitoff? - Donnie. - Dr. Monnitoff? - Donnie.
654 00:51:11,596 00:51:14,432 Um, I know this is gonna sound kind of weird... Um, I know this is gonna sound kind of weird...
655 00:51:14,558 00:51:19,521 but, uh, do you know anything about, um, time travel? but, uh, do you know anything about, um, time travel?
656 00:51:23,942 00:51:27,360 DR. MONNITOFF: Ah, a wormhole with an Einstein-Rosen bridge... DR. MONNITOFF: Ah, a wormhole with an Einstein-Rosen bridge...
657 00:51:27,445 00:51:31,283 which is, theoretically, a wormhole in space... which is, theoretically, a wormhole in space...
658 00:51:31,408 00:51:33,159 controlled by man. controlled by man.
659 00:51:35,537 00:51:37,706 So, according to Hawking... So, according to Hawking...
660 00:51:37,831 00:51:41,041 a wormhole may be able to provide a shortcut... a wormhole may be able to provide a shortcut...
661 00:51:41,126 00:51:43,710 for jumping between two distant regions of space-time. for jumping between two distant regions of space-time.
662 00:51:43,795 00:51:45,921 So in order to travel back in time, you have to have... So in order to travel back in time, you have to have...
663 00:51:46,006 00:51:49,424 a big spaceship or something that can travel faster than the speed of light? a big spaceship or something that can travel faster than the speed of light?
664 00:51:49,509 00:51:52,095 - Theoretically. - And to find one of these wormholes? - Theoretically. - And to find one of these wormholes?
665 00:51:52,220 00:51:55,473 The basic principles of time travel are there. The basic principles of time travel are there.
666 00:51:55,598 00:51:56,766 You've got your vessel and your portal... You've got your vessel and your portal...
667 00:51:56,891 00:51:59,059 and your vessel could be just about anything... and your vessel could be just about anything...
668 00:51:59,144 00:52:01,688 - most likely a spacecraft. - Like a Delorean? - most likely a spacecraft. - Like a Delorean?
669 00:52:01,813 00:52:03,440 Metal craft of any kind. Metal craft of any kind.
670 00:52:03,565 00:52:05,525 You know, I love that movie, the way they shot it. You know, I love that movie, the way they shot it.
671 00:52:05,650 00:52:06,733 It's so, um... It's so, um...
672 00:52:06,818 00:52:10,403 like, futuristic, you know? like, futuristic, you know?
673 00:52:10,488 00:52:14,658 Listen, um, don't tell anybody that I gave you this. Listen, um, don't tell anybody that I gave you this.
674 00:52:14,743 00:52:17,245 The woman who wrote this used to teach here. The woman who wrote this used to teach here.
675 00:52:17,370 00:52:20,664 She was a nun many years before that, but... She was a nun many years before that, but...
676 00:52:20,749 00:52:23,460 Then overnight, she just... Then overnight, she just...
677 00:52:23,585 00:52:25,961 She became this entirely different person. She became this entirely different person.
678 00:52:26,046 00:52:29,339 She up and left the church. She wrote this book. She up and left the church. She wrote this book.
679 00:52:29,424 00:52:33,885 She started teaching science, right here at Middlesex. She started teaching science, right here at Middlesex.
680 00:52:33,970 00:52:36,765 "The Philosophy of Time Travel." "The Philosophy of Time Travel."
681 00:52:37,807 00:52:39,684 Roberta Sparrow? Roberta Sparrow?
682 00:52:39,809 00:52:41,936 That's right. That's right.
683 00:52:43,271 00:52:45,605 [CHUCKLES] Come on. [CHUCKLES] Come on.
684 00:52:45,690 00:52:47,776 Roberta Sparrow? Roberta Sparrow?
685 00:53:07,587 00:53:09,714 DONNIE: Roberta Sparrow. DONNIE: Roberta Sparrow.
686 00:53:11,049 00:53:13,134 "Grandma Death." "Grandma Death."
687 00:53:32,111 00:53:36,156 It's called "The Philosophy of Time Travel." It's called "The Philosophy of Time Travel."
688 00:53:36,241 00:53:38,658 What does philosophy have to do with time travel? What does philosophy have to do with time travel?
689 00:53:38,743 00:53:40,870 - Let me see. - DONNIE: Guess who wrote it. - Let me see. - DONNIE: Guess who wrote it.
690 00:53:40,995 00:53:42,495 Who? Who?
691 00:53:42,580 00:53:44,624 EDDIE: Roberta Sparrow? EDDIE: Roberta Sparrow?
692 00:53:44,749 00:53:46,833 Huh. She wrote a book. Huh. She wrote a book.
693 00:53:46,918 00:53:49,796 "Grandma Death" wrote a book. "Grandma Death" wrote a book.
694 00:53:49,921 00:53:51,923 That's a terrible nickname. That's a terrible nickname.
695 00:53:52,048 00:53:55,051 We almost hit her with the car the other day. We almost hit her with the car the other day.
696 00:53:56,261 00:53:58,763 She lives up there in that piece of crap house... She lives up there in that piece of crap house...
697 00:53:58,888 00:54:00,765 and you know she's loaded. She's... and you know she's loaded. She's...
698 00:54:00,890 00:54:02,599 EDDIE: Yeah, you're right. EDDIE: Yeah, you're right.
699 00:54:02,684 00:54:05,645 She used to be known for her gem collection. She used to be known for her gem collection.
700 00:54:05,770 00:54:08,481 Kids... Kids...
701 00:54:08,606 00:54:10,356 used to go up there all the time... used to go up there all the time...
702 00:54:10,441 00:54:12,442 and try to steal stuff from her. and try to steal stuff from her.
703 00:54:12,527 00:54:14,235 She became a total recluse. She became a total recluse.
704 00:54:14,320 00:54:17,657 Huh. I didn't even know she was alive... Huh. I didn't even know she was alive...
705 00:54:17,782 00:54:20,451 till we damn near knocked her down the other day. till we damn near knocked her down the other day.
706 00:54:23,246 00:54:25,205 DONNIE: She was just standing there... DONNIE: She was just standing there...
707 00:54:25,290 00:54:27,290 in the middle of the road, frozen. in the middle of the road, frozen.
708 00:54:27,375 00:54:29,250 So I got out of the car... So I got out of the car...
709 00:54:29,335 00:54:32,171 and I walked over to her to see if she was okay. and I walked over to her to see if she was okay.
710 00:54:32,297 00:54:34,799 And she leaned over and whispered in my ear. And she leaned over and whispered in my ear.
711 00:54:34,924 00:54:36,549 What did she say? What did she say?
712 00:54:36,634 00:54:38,718 I think Frank wants me to go talk to her... I think Frank wants me to go talk to her...
713 00:54:38,803 00:54:40,595 because the last time I saw him... because the last time I saw him...
714 00:54:40,680 00:54:42,765 he asked me if I knew about time travel. he asked me if I knew about time travel.
715 00:54:42,890 00:54:44,767 She wrote a book about it... She wrote a book about it...
716 00:54:44,892 00:54:46,978 so that can't be a coincidence, right? so that can't be a coincidence, right?
717 00:54:49,439 00:54:51,941 Donnie, what did Roberta Sparrow say to you? Donnie, what did Roberta Sparrow say to you?
718 00:54:53,818 00:54:57,405 She said that every living creature on Earth dies alone. She said that every living creature on Earth dies alone.
719 00:55:01,326 00:55:03,703 How did that make you feel? How did that make you feel?
720 00:55:07,665 00:55:10,418 It reminded me of my dog, Callie. It reminded me of my dog, Callie.
721 00:55:11,669 00:55:13,628 She died when I was eight... She died when I was eight...
722 00:55:13,713 00:55:16,049 and she crawled underneath the... and she crawled underneath the...
723 00:55:16,174 00:55:17,884 the porch. the porch.
724 00:55:20,887 00:55:22,638 To die? To die?
725 00:55:25,433 00:55:27,185 To be alone. To be alone.
726 00:55:29,020 00:55:32,065 Do you feel alone right now? Do you feel alone right now?
727 00:55:36,152 00:55:38,029 Oh, I don't know. Oh, I don't know.
728 00:55:40,448 00:55:43,159 I mean, I'd like to believe I'm not, but I just... I mean, I'd like to believe I'm not, but I just...
729 00:55:44,911 00:55:47,330 I've just never seen any proof, so I... I've just never seen any proof, so I...
730 00:55:47,455 00:55:49,789 I just don't debate it anymore, you know? I just don't debate it anymore, you know?
731 00:55:49,874 00:55:51,667 It's like I could spend my whole life... It's like I could spend my whole life...
732 00:55:51,793 00:55:54,669 debating it over and over again, weighing the pros and cons... debating it over and over again, weighing the pros and cons...
733 00:55:54,754 00:55:57,256 and in the end, I still wouldn't have any proof. So I just... and in the end, I still wouldn't have any proof. So I just...
734 00:55:57,381 00:55:59,217 I just don't debate it anymore. I just don't debate it anymore.
735 00:55:59,342 00:56:01,844 [LAUGHS] It's absurd. [LAUGHS] It's absurd.
736 00:56:05,723 00:56:07,767 The search for God is absurd? The search for God is absurd?
737 00:56:10,436 00:56:12,647 It is if everyone dies alone. It is if everyone dies alone.
738 00:56:13,856 00:56:15,399 Does that scare you? Does that scare you?
739 00:56:18,986 00:56:21,322 I don't want to be alone. I don't want to be alone.
740 00:56:23,116 00:56:25,701 [CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYS] [CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYS]
741 00:56:34,252 00:56:37,004 And so his tapes have made me realize... And so his tapes have made me realize...
742 00:56:37,129 00:56:39,423 that for the last 39 years... that for the last 39 years...
743 00:56:39,549 00:56:42,175 I have been a prisoner of my own fear. I have been a prisoner of my own fear.
744 00:56:42,260 00:56:44,262 Fear? Fear?
745 00:56:44,387 00:56:47,598 Rose, you have got to meet this Jim Cunningham. Rose, you have got to meet this Jim Cunningham.
746 00:56:49,100 00:56:52,351 I can't believe he's single. I can't believe he's single.
747 00:56:52,436 00:56:54,437 ANNOUNCER 1: And it has been a disappointing night... ANNOUNCER 1: And it has been a disappointing night...
748 00:56:54,522 00:56:56,816 indeed for these Super Bowl champions. indeed for these Super Bowl champions.
749 00:56:56,941 00:56:58,900 ANNOUNCER 2: You're right, Dan. ANNOUNCER 2: You're right, Dan.
750 00:56:58,985 00:57:00,777 Coach Joe Gibbs is on the sidelines... Coach Joe Gibbs is on the sidelines...
751 00:57:00,862 00:57:02,862 water dripping off his glasses, but he's gotta be thinking... water dripping off his glasses, but he's gotta be thinking...
752 00:57:02,947 00:57:05,616 "What happened? What went wrong tonight?" "What happened? What went wrong tonight?"
753 00:57:05,741 00:57:07,118 And here's the kick... And here's the kick...
754 00:57:07,243 00:57:08,910 [MEN GROAN] [MEN GROAN]
755 00:57:08,995 00:57:11,287 It's no good. It's no good.
756 00:57:11,372 00:57:14,458 - Shit, we need a quarterback. - And a miracle. - Shit, we need a quarterback. - And a miracle.
757 00:57:14,584 00:57:16,627 RONALD: We need to go for a safety. RONALD: We need to go for a safety.
758 00:57:16,752 00:57:19,629 So what the future holds for this Super Bowl M.V.P. So what the future holds for this Super Bowl M.V.P.
759 00:57:19,714 00:57:21,799 we're just gonna have to wait and see. we're just gonna have to wait and see.
760 00:57:31,142 00:57:32,184 You guys want anything? You guys want anything?
761 00:57:32,310 00:57:35,605 By the way, this week, on a special "Who's the Boss?" By the way, this week, on a special "Who's the Boss?"
762 00:57:35,730 00:57:37,607 starring Tony Danza and Judith Light... starring Tony Danza and Judith Light...
763 00:57:37,732 00:57:39,899 Samantha borrows Tony's van... Samantha borrows Tony's van...
764 00:57:39,984 00:57:41,901 and gets caught without a license. and gets caught without a license.
765 00:57:41,986 00:57:45,698 Well, we gotta make sure we don't miss that one, huh? Well, we gotta make sure we don't miss that one, huh?
766 00:57:45,823 00:57:49,577 Here we are again. Fourth down now. Here we are again. Fourth down now.
767 00:57:51,329 00:57:54,040 There's the kick. There's the kick.
768 00:57:54,165 00:57:57,168 Deep into the end zone. Deep into the end zone.
769 00:59:10,574 00:59:13,035 [AIRPLANE ENGINE WHINES] [AIRPLANE ENGINE WHINES]
770 00:59:29,260 00:59:30,636 [BELL RINGS] [BELL RINGS]
771 00:59:30,761 00:59:32,596 MAN: Okay, let's not forget tomorrow we're meeting... MAN: Okay, let's not forget tomorrow we're meeting...
772 00:59:32,721 00:59:35,933 with our partners for the Young Inventors Fair. with our partners for the Young Inventors Fair.
773 00:59:36,058 00:59:37,850 What happened to your neck? What happened to your neck?
774 00:59:37,935 00:59:40,437 The blood on your neck. The blood on your neck.
775 00:59:40,563 00:59:42,731 I don't want to talk about it. I don't want to talk about it.
776 00:59:42,857 00:59:45,860 So, uh, what are we going to invent? So, uh, what are we going to invent?
777 00:59:49,655 00:59:52,116 GRETCHEN: And what if you could go back in time... GRETCHEN: And what if you could go back in time...
778 00:59:52,241 00:59:54,700 and take all those hours of pain and darkness... and take all those hours of pain and darkness...
779 00:59:54,785 00:59:57,036 and replace them with something better? and replace them with something better?
780 00:59:57,121 00:59:58,998 Like images, or what? Like images, or what?
781 00:59:59,123 01:00:02,541 Yeah, like a Hawaiian sunset or the Grand Canyon... Yeah, like a Hawaiian sunset or the Grand Canyon...
782 01:00:02,626 01:00:05,129 just things that remind you of how beautiful the world... just things that remind you of how beautiful the world...
783 01:00:05,254 01:00:08,464 We've been going together for, like, two weeks. We've been going together for, like, two weeks.
784 01:00:08,549 01:00:10,175 Yeah? Yeah?
785 01:00:12,469 01:00:14,305 Well, I, uh... Well, I, uh...
786 01:00:16,765 01:00:19,393 You wanna kiss me? You wanna kiss me?
787 01:00:26,358 01:00:28,234 - I... I'm sorry. - Look, Donnie, wait. - I... I'm sorry. - Look, Donnie, wait.
788 01:00:28,319 01:00:32,404 - I like you a lot. - I just want it to be... - I like you a lot. - I just want it to be...
789 01:00:32,489 01:00:35,242 at a time when it... at a time when it...
790 01:00:35,367 01:00:37,243 When what? When what?
791 01:00:37,328 01:00:40,246 When it reminds me just... When it reminds me just...
792 01:00:40,331 01:00:44,500 When it reminds you how beautiful the world can be? When it reminds you how beautiful the world can be?
793 01:00:44,585 01:00:48,087 Yeah. Yeah.
794 01:00:48,172 01:00:51,091 And right now there's some fat guy over there staring at us. And right now there's some fat guy over there staring at us.
795 01:01:20,162 01:01:26,085 I don't think telling any woman to forcibly insert an object up her anus... I don't think telling any woman to forcibly insert an object up her anus...
796 01:01:26,210 01:01:29,713 is something that should go without consequence. is something that should go without consequence.
797 01:01:32,091 01:01:35,052 I think we should buy him a moped. I think we should buy him a moped.
798 01:01:37,471 01:01:40,224 I think we should get a divorce. I think we should get a divorce.
799 01:01:53,278 01:01:56,155 - You aren't gonna tell Mom, are you? - Why would I tell Mom? - You aren't gonna tell Mom, are you? - Why would I tell Mom?
800 01:01:56,240 01:01:59,576 - 'Cause you tell Mom everything. - No, I don't. - 'Cause you tell Mom everything. - No, I don't.
801 01:02:03,205 01:02:04,997 Let me see it. Let me see it.
802 01:02:05,082 01:02:06,417 No, it's not finished. No, it's not finished.
803 01:02:06,542 01:02:08,460 It's okay. It's cool. It's okay. It's cool.
804 01:02:15,092 01:02:16,593 That's scary. That's scary.
805 01:02:19,847 01:02:21,306 You think? You think?
806 01:02:22,599 01:02:25,769 Thank you for seeing us at such late notice. Thank you for seeing us at such late notice.
807 01:02:25,894 01:02:28,562 We both felt that it was time... We both felt that it was time...
808 01:02:28,647 01:02:30,607 for us to come in and discuss... for us to come in and discuss...
809 01:02:30,732 01:02:33,442 What I think is going on with your son? What I think is going on with your son?
810 01:02:33,527 01:02:35,946 Yes. Yes.
811 01:02:36,071 01:02:39,283 Um. Well, he's, um... Um. Well, he's, um...
812 01:02:41,243 01:02:43,120 You know about his past... You know about his past...
813 01:02:43,245 01:02:44,620 and he was suspended from school... and he was suspended from school...
814 01:02:44,705 01:02:47,166 for insulting his gym teacher. for insulting his gym teacher.
815 01:02:47,291 01:02:49,168 I'm not really sure that's a good example. I'm not really sure that's a good example.
816 01:02:49,293 01:02:51,877 I think he had just cause to insult her. I think he had just cause to insult her.
817 01:02:51,962 01:02:56,175 Rose, let me just lay out what I believe is happening here. Rose, let me just lay out what I believe is happening here.
818 01:02:58,427 01:03:01,763 DR. THURMAN: Donnie's aggressive behavior... DR. THURMAN: Donnie's aggressive behavior...
819 01:03:03,307 01:03:07,142 his increased detachment from reality... his increased detachment from reality...
820 01:03:07,227 01:03:11,230 seem to stem from his inability to cope... seem to stem from his inability to cope...
821 01:03:11,315 01:03:14,818 with the forces in the world he perceives to be threatening. with the forces in the world he perceives to be threatening.
822 01:03:20,657 01:03:22,993 Has he ever told you about his friend Frank? Has he ever told you about his friend Frank?
823 01:03:27,748 01:03:30,042 Frank? Frank?
824 01:03:30,167 01:03:32,002 Yes, the giant bunny rabbit. Yes, the giant bunny rabbit.
825 01:03:32,127 01:03:34,755 The what? The what?
826 01:03:38,675 01:03:41,470 I don't recall... I don't recall...
827 01:03:41,595 01:03:45,140 him ever having mentioned a rabbit. him ever having mentioned a rabbit.
828 01:03:45,265 01:03:47,684 Donnie is experiencing what is commonly called... Donnie is experiencing what is commonly called...
829 01:03:47,809 01:03:50,102 a daylight hallucination. a daylight hallucination.
830 01:03:50,187 01:03:52,230 [THUMPING] [THUMPING]
831 01:04:02,199 01:04:04,660 This is a common occurrence... This is a common occurrence...
832 01:04:04,785 01:04:07,412 among paranoid schizophrenics. among paranoid schizophrenics.
833 01:04:07,537 01:04:10,999 What can we do? What can we do?
834 01:04:11,124 01:04:15,253 I would like to, um, do more hypnotherapy... I would like to, um, do more hypnotherapy...
835 01:04:17,214 01:04:19,758 and increase his medication. and increase his medication.
836 01:04:26,640 01:04:30,475 ROSE: Whatever will help him, really... ROSE: Whatever will help him, really...
837 01:04:30,560 01:04:32,311 because that's why we're here. because that's why we're here.
838 01:04:32,396 01:04:35,814 We just would like him to experience some... We just would like him to experience some...
839 01:04:35,899 01:04:37,899 relief. relief.
840 01:04:37,984 01:04:42,739 So if you think that more medication will do that... So if you think that more medication will do that...
841 01:04:42,864 01:04:47,119 then I think we should give it a try. then I think we should give it a try.
842 01:04:51,832 01:04:53,999 What is it like? What is it like?
843 01:04:54,084 01:04:56,294 It's complicated. It's complicated.
844 01:04:56,420 01:04:58,463 Yeah. Yeah.
845 01:04:58,588 01:05:00,757 It's like a force, you know, in your brain... It's like a force, you know, in your brain...
846 01:05:00,882 01:05:02,259 that just sends you someplace. that just sends you someplace.
847 01:05:02,384 01:05:06,138 Well, do you go someplace familiar? Well, do you go someplace familiar?
848 01:05:06,263 01:05:09,141 No, but... No, but...
849 01:05:09,266 01:05:12,060 Actually, each time I keep waking up farther and farther from my house. Actually, each time I keep waking up farther and farther from my house.
850 01:05:12,185 01:05:15,897 That's scary. That's scary.
851 01:05:27,451 01:05:30,120 Donnie Darko. Donnie Darko.
852 01:05:32,873 01:05:34,833 I know. I know.
853 01:05:35,876 01:05:38,587 [BOTH LAUGHING] [BOTH LAUGHING]
854 01:05:38,712 01:05:41,131 [APPLAUSE] [APPLAUSE]
855 01:05:43,800 01:05:45,550 Good morning, you Mongrels! Good morning, you Mongrels!
856 01:05:45,635 01:05:46,928 Good morning. Good morning.
857 01:05:47,053 01:05:48,804 Is that all the gusto you can muster? Is that all the gusto you can muster?
858 01:05:48,889 01:05:50,098 I said, "Good morning!" I said, "Good morning!"
859 01:05:50,223 01:05:52,724 Good morning! Good morning!
860 01:05:52,809 01:05:54,686 Now that's a tiny, tiny bit better. Now that's a tiny, tiny bit better.
861 01:05:54,811 01:05:57,314 But I can still sense some students out there... But I can still sense some students out there...
862 01:05:57,439 01:05:59,898 who are actually afraid to say, "Good morning!" who are actually afraid to say, "Good morning!"
863 01:05:59,983 01:06:03,862 - Good morning! - Yeah, that's what I like to hear! - Good morning! - Yeah, that's what I like to hear!
864 01:06:03,987 01:06:07,280 Because entirely too many young men and women today... Because entirely too many young men and women today...
865 01:06:07,365 01:06:10,660 are completely paralyzed by their fears. are completely paralyzed by their fears.
866 01:06:11,912 01:06:14,664 They surrender their bodies to the temptation... They surrender their bodies to the temptation...
867 01:06:14,789 01:06:18,752 and destruction of drugs, alcohol, and premarital sex. and destruction of drugs, alcohol, and premarital sex.
868 01:06:20,253 01:06:23,632 Now, I'm going to tell you a little story today. Now, I'm going to tell you a little story today.
869 01:06:23,757 01:06:25,967 It's a heartbreakingly sad story... It's a heartbreakingly sad story...
870 01:06:26,092 01:06:28,053 about a young man... about a young man...
871 01:06:28,178 01:06:30,388 whose life was completely destroyed... whose life was completely destroyed...
872 01:06:30,513 01:06:32,641 by these instruments of fear. by these instruments of fear.
873 01:06:32,766 01:06:34,599 A young man... A young man...
874 01:06:34,684 01:06:38,021 searching for love in all the wrong places. searching for love in all the wrong places.
875 01:06:39,022 01:06:41,775 His name was Frank. His name was Frank.
876 01:06:50,951 01:06:53,952 I'm moving through time. I'm moving through time.
877 01:06:54,037 01:06:55,246 What? What?
878 01:06:55,372 01:06:57,582 [FEEDBACK SQUEALS] [FEEDBACK SQUEALS]
879 01:06:57,707 01:06:59,751 Hi, my stepsister... Hi, my stepsister...
880 01:06:59,876 01:07:02,045 like, I sometimes worry that she eats too much. like, I sometimes worry that she eats too much.
881 01:07:02,170 01:07:04,172 - Shut up, Kim! - I'm just trying to help you. - Shut up, Kim! - I'm just trying to help you.
882 01:07:04,297 01:07:06,174 Sweetheart, please. Sweetheart, please.
883 01:07:06,299 01:07:09,010 There's absolutely no reason to be embarrassed here. There's absolutely no reason to be embarrassed here.
884 01:07:09,135 01:07:12,097 Many times we eat because we are afraid to face... Many times we eat because we are afraid to face...
885 01:07:12,222 01:07:15,517 our ego reflection, all right? our ego reflection, all right?
886 01:07:15,642 01:07:17,519 We find ourselves looking at the mirror... We find ourselves looking at the mirror...
887 01:07:17,644 01:07:20,312 rather than looking into and through the mirror. rather than looking into and through the mirror.
888 01:07:20,397 01:07:22,607 When we do that... When we do that...
889 01:07:22,732 01:07:26,277 we can finally see the reality of how beautiful we are. we can finally see the reality of how beautiful we are.
890 01:07:26,403 01:07:28,113 Thanks. Thanks.
891 01:07:28,238 01:07:30,281 Sure. Come on up here. Don't be afraid. Sure. Come on up here. Don't be afraid.
892 01:07:35,578 01:07:39,791 Hi, uh, how can I find out what I want to be when I grow up? Hi, uh, how can I find out what I want to be when I grow up?
893 01:07:39,916 01:07:41,166 Oh, that's a hard one. Oh, that's a hard one.
894 01:07:41,251 01:07:44,045 What I need you to do... What I need you to do...
895 01:07:44,170 01:07:47,215 is look deep inside of yourself, deep within your heart... is look deep inside of yourself, deep within your heart...
896 01:07:47,340 01:07:49,217 and find what it is in the world... and find what it is in the world...
897 01:07:49,342 01:07:52,387 that makes you feel love, pure unconditional love... that makes you feel love, pure unconditional love...
898 01:07:52,512 01:07:54,431 and go to that. and go to that.
899 01:07:54,556 01:07:56,348 In your studies, in your athletics... In your studies, in your athletics...
900 01:07:56,433 01:07:59,434 in your relationships, go towards love. in your relationships, go towards love.
901 01:07:59,519 01:08:00,603 Thank you. Thank you.
902 01:08:00,729 01:08:04,107 - Come on up. - Okay. - Come on up. - Okay.
903 01:08:04,232 01:08:06,192 Next. Next.
904 01:08:09,738 01:08:12,947 What do I do to learn how to fight? What do I do to learn how to fight?
905 01:08:13,032 01:08:16,368 "What do I do to learn how to fight?" "What do I do to learn how to fight?"
906 01:08:16,453 01:08:20,372 Son, violence is a product of fear. Son, violence is a product of fear.
907 01:08:20,457 01:08:22,207 Learn to truly love yourself. Learn to truly love yourself.
908 01:08:22,292 01:08:24,335 Truly love yourself... Truly love yourself...
909 01:08:24,461 01:08:26,463 and the world will be yours. and the world will be yours.
910 01:08:26,588 01:08:27,879 Okay. Okay.
911 01:08:27,964 01:08:33,136 Get yourself up here. All right. Get yourself up here. All right.
912 01:08:34,721 01:08:37,555 - Good morning. - Good morning. - Good morning. - Good morning.
913 01:08:37,640 01:08:40,310 Um, how much are they paying you to be here? Um, how much are they paying you to be here?
914 01:08:42,312 01:08:43,855 Uh, excuse me? Uh, excuse me?
915 01:08:46,107 01:08:47,692 JIM: What is your name, son? JIM: What is your name, son?
916 01:08:47,817 01:08:49,611 Gerald. Gerald.
917 01:08:49,736 01:08:51,154 Well, Gerald... Well, Gerald...
918 01:08:51,279 01:08:52,780 I think you're afraid. I think you're afraid.
919 01:08:52,906 01:08:54,572 Are you telling us this stuff so we can buy your book? Are you telling us this stuff so we can buy your book?
920 01:08:54,657 01:08:56,574 Because I got to tell you, if you are... Because I got to tell you, if you are...
921 01:08:56,659 01:08:58,328 that was some of the worst advice I ever heard. that was some of the worst advice I ever heard.
922 01:08:58,453 01:09:00,245 JIM: Do you see how sad this is? JIM: Do you see how sad this is?
923 01:09:00,330 01:09:01,789 You want your sister to lose weight? You want your sister to lose weight?
924 01:09:01,915 01:09:03,666 Tell her to get off the couch, stop eating Twinkies... Tell her to get off the couch, stop eating Twinkies...
925 01:09:03,791 01:09:06,794 and maybe go out for field hockey. You know what? and maybe go out for field hockey. You know what?
926 01:09:06,920 01:09:09,380 No one ever knows what they want to be when they grow up. No one ever knows what they want to be when they grow up.
927 01:09:09,506 01:09:12,090 It takes a little while to find that out. It takes a little while to find that out.
928 01:09:12,175 01:09:14,175 Right, Jim? And you... Right, Jim? And you...
929 01:09:14,260 01:09:17,347 Yeah, you. Yeah, you.
930 01:09:17,472 01:09:20,431 Sick of some jerk shoving your head down the toilet? Sick of some jerk shoving your head down the toilet?
931 01:09:20,516 01:09:22,685 Maybe you should lift some weights... Maybe you should lift some weights...
932 01:09:22,810 01:09:24,979 or take a karate lesson, and the next time he tries to do it... or take a karate lesson, and the next time he tries to do it...
933 01:09:25,104 01:09:28,022 you kick him in the balls. you kick him in the balls.
934 01:09:28,107 01:09:29,901 [ADULTS GASP, STUDENTS LAUGH] [ADULTS GASP, STUDENTS LAUGH]
935 01:09:30,026 01:09:32,570 - JIM: Son, do you see this? - Right? - JIM: Son, do you see this? - Right?
936 01:09:32,695 01:09:34,279 This is an anger prisoner. A textbook example. This is an anger prisoner. A textbook example.
937 01:09:34,364 01:09:37,033 - Anger prisoner. - Do you see the fear, people? - Anger prisoner. - Do you see the fear, people?
938 01:09:37,158 01:09:39,911 This boy is scared to death of the truth. This boy is scared to death of the truth.
939 01:09:40,036 01:09:43,121 Son, it breaks my heart to say this... Son, it breaks my heart to say this...
940 01:09:43,206 01:09:48,086 but I believe you are a very troubled and confused young man. but I believe you are a very troubled and confused young man.
941 01:09:48,211 01:09:50,795 I believe you are searching for the answers in all the wrong places. I believe you are searching for the answers in all the wrong places.
942 01:09:50,880 01:09:52,465 You're right, actually. You're right, actually.
943 01:09:52,590 01:09:53,841 I am pretty... I'm pretty troubled... I am pretty... I'm pretty troubled...
944 01:09:53,967 01:09:55,885 and I'm pretty confused, but I... and I'm pretty confused, but I...
945 01:09:56,010 01:09:58,887 And I'm afraid, really, really afraid. And I'm afraid, really, really afraid.
946 01:09:58,972 01:10:00,390 Really afraid. But I... Really afraid. But I...
947 01:10:00,515 01:10:02,058 I think you're the fucking Antichrist. I think you're the fucking Antichrist.
948 01:10:02,183 01:10:05,186 [AUDIENCE GASPING] [AUDIENCE GASPING]
949 01:10:08,398 01:10:10,984 [WHISTLING, CHEERING] [WHISTLING, CHEERING]
950 01:10:15,738 01:10:16,739 It's amazing. It's amazing.
951 01:10:16,864 01:10:18,656 The man thinks he's telling the truth... The man thinks he's telling the truth...
952 01:10:18,741 01:10:21,744 and everything he says is just a fucking lie! and everything he says is just a fucking lie!
953 01:10:21,869 01:10:24,495 Everything he says! Everything he says!
954 01:10:24,580 01:10:27,540 Everyone thinks he's so rad. He's such a fucking chud. Everyone thinks he's so rad. He's such a fucking chud.
955 01:10:27,625 01:10:29,961 - Everything he does... - Are you okay? - Everything he does... - Are you okay?
956 01:10:33,756 01:10:37,260 - Yeah. - Sit down. Calm down. - Yeah. - Sit down. Calm down.
957 01:10:42,306 01:10:44,600 You ever hear of Grandma Death? You ever hear of Grandma Death?
958 01:10:44,726 01:10:46,853 Who? Who?
959 01:10:52,608 01:10:54,318 "'The Philosophy of Time Travel.'" "'The Philosophy of Time Travel.'"
960 01:10:54,444 01:10:56,527 What is this? What is this?
961 01:10:56,612 01:10:58,156 She wrote it. She wrote it.
962 01:11:07,457 01:11:09,540 I'm... I'm...
963 01:11:09,625 01:11:11,294 I've been seeing stuff. I've been seeing stuff.
964 01:11:11,419 01:11:15,046 Like, a lot of really messed up stuff. Like, a lot of really messed up stuff.
965 01:11:15,131 01:11:18,468 And there are chapters in that book that describe the stuff I've been seeing. And there are chapters in that book that describe the stuff I've been seeing.
966 01:11:18,593 01:11:20,428 It can't just be a coincidence. It can't just be a coincidence.
967 01:11:29,854 01:11:31,771 [RINGS BELL] [RINGS BELL]
968 01:11:31,856 01:11:33,773 She's gotta be in here somewhere. She's gotta be in here somewhere.
969 01:11:33,858 01:11:35,775 She never leaves this house. She never leaves this house.
970 01:11:35,860 01:11:38,279 Well, maybe she's asleep. Well, maybe she's asleep.
971 01:11:57,548 01:11:59,842 Donnie, look. Donnie, look.
972 01:12:08,976 01:12:13,022 FRANK: Send her a letter. FRANK: Send her a letter.
973 01:12:40,383 01:12:43,219 DR. MONNITOFF: Each vessel travels along a vector... DR. MONNITOFF: Each vessel travels along a vector...
974 01:12:43,344 01:12:46,137 through space-time, along its center of gravity. through space-time, along its center of gravity.
975 01:12:46,222 01:12:47,765 Like a spear. Like a spear.
976 01:12:47,890 01:12:50,434 I beg your pardon? I beg your pardon?
977 01:12:50,559 01:12:53,229 Like a spear that comes out of your chest. Like a spear that comes out of your chest.
978 01:12:53,354 01:12:55,940 Um, sure. Um, sure.
979 01:12:56,065 01:12:59,650 And in order for the vessel to travel through time... And in order for the vessel to travel through time...
980 01:12:59,735 01:13:02,737 it's got to find a portal, or in this case a wormhole... it's got to find a portal, or in this case a wormhole...
981 01:13:02,822 01:13:04,782 Well, could these portals... Well, could these portals...
982 01:13:04,907 01:13:09,078 Could these portals just appear anywhere, anytime? Could these portals just appear anywhere, anytime?
983 01:13:09,203 01:13:11,247 I think that's highly unlikely. I think that's highly unlikely.
984 01:13:11,372 01:13:13,249 No, I think what you're talking about is, um... No, I think what you're talking about is, um...
985 01:13:13,374 01:13:14,749 an act of God. an act of God.
986 01:13:14,834 01:13:17,211 If God controls time, then all time is pre-decided. If God controls time, then all time is pre-decided.
987 01:13:19,213 01:13:21,005 I'm not following you. I'm not following you.
988 01:13:21,090 01:13:23,467 Every living thing follows along a set path. Every living thing follows along a set path.
989 01:13:23,592 01:13:26,385 And if you could see your path or channel... And if you could see your path or channel...
990 01:13:26,470 01:13:28,139 then you could see into the future, right? then you could see into the future, right?
991 01:13:28,264 01:13:31,434 Like, uh, that's a form of time travel. Like, uh, that's a form of time travel.
992 01:13:31,559 01:13:35,187 Well, you're contradicting yourself. Well, you're contradicting yourself.
993 01:13:35,312 01:13:37,314 If we were able to see... If we were able to see...
994 01:13:37,440 01:13:39,442 our destinies manifest themselves visually... our destinies manifest themselves visually...
995 01:13:39,567 01:13:41,569 then we would be given a choice... then we would be given a choice...
996 01:13:41,694 01:13:44,028 to betray our chosen destinies. to betray our chosen destinies.
997 01:13:44,113 01:13:45,740 And the mere fact that this choice exists... And the mere fact that this choice exists...
998 01:13:45,865 01:13:50,201 would make all pre-formed destiny come to an end. would make all pre-formed destiny come to an end.
999 01:13:50,286 01:13:52,079 Not if you travel within God's channel. Not if you travel within God's channel.
1000 01:13:54,874 01:13:56,582 Um... Um...
1001 01:13:56,667 01:14:01,172 I'm not going to be able to continue this conversation. I'm not going to be able to continue this conversation.
1002 01:14:03,174 01:14:06,844 - Why? - I could lose my job. - Why? - I could lose my job.
1003 01:14:06,969 01:14:09,388 Okay. Okay.
1004 01:14:17,229 01:14:19,273 It gives me no pleasure to deny you... It gives me no pleasure to deny you...
1005 01:14:19,398 01:14:23,317 the right to read one of the great writers of the 20th century... the right to read one of the great writers of the 20th century...
1006 01:14:23,402 01:14:28,114 but, alas, I have not yet been elected queen of the universe... but, alas, I have not yet been elected queen of the universe...
1007 01:14:28,199 01:14:31,409 so I must obey the rules, and so will you. so I must obey the rules, and so will you.
1008 01:14:31,494 01:14:37,041 So, anyone seen in this school reading this book... So, anyone seen in this school reading this book...
1009 01:14:37,166 01:14:39,251 will be suspended, but not to worry. will be suspended, but not to worry.
1010 01:14:39,376 01:14:42,586 Someone has already pre-ordered a dozen copies... Someone has already pre-ordered a dozen copies...
1011 01:14:42,671 01:14:45,089 at the Sarasota Mall bookstore. at the Sarasota Mall bookstore.
1012 01:14:45,174 01:14:47,676 In Mr. Greene's absence... In Mr. Greene's absence...
1013 01:14:47,802 01:14:50,803 we will now be reading another classic... we will now be reading another classic...
1014 01:14:50,888 01:14:53,307 "Watership Down" by Richard Adams. "Watership Down" by Richard Adams.
1015 01:14:57,019 01:14:59,103 Here, Donnie. Here, Donnie.
1016 01:14:59,188 01:15:01,814 Be sure to pass these back. Be sure to pass these back.
1017 01:15:01,899 01:15:06,695 Maybe you and Frank can read this one together. Maybe you and Frank can read this one together.
1018 01:16:16,098 01:16:18,225 [CHUCKLES] [CHUCKLES]
1019 01:16:18,350 01:16:20,769 FRANK: Now you know where he lives. FRANK: Now you know where he lives.
1020 01:16:23,856 01:16:26,232 DR. THURMAN: And they grow out of our chest... DR. THURMAN: And they grow out of our chest...
1021 01:16:26,317 01:16:28,234 Solar plexus? Solar plexus?
1022 01:16:28,319 01:16:30,069 Just like she described in the book... Just like she described in the book...
1023 01:16:30,154 01:16:32,823 the way they moved and they smelled. the way they moved and they smelled.
1024 01:16:32,948 01:16:35,743 It's like... like they're workers. It's like... like they're workers.
1025 01:16:35,868 01:16:38,078 Assigned to each one of us. Assigned to each one of us.
1026 01:16:38,203 01:16:40,748 They just... They're like liquid. They just... They're like liquid.
1027 01:16:42,166 01:16:44,501 I followed it... I followed it...
1028 01:16:44,626 01:16:47,253 into my parents' bedroom. into my parents' bedroom.
1029 01:16:47,338 01:16:48,964 What did you find? What did you find?
1030 01:16:54,011 01:16:55,929 Nothing. Nothing.
1031 01:16:59,892 01:17:02,726 DONNIE: So we call them IMGs. DONNIE: So we call them IMGs.
1032 01:17:02,811 01:17:05,270 Infant memory generators. Infant memory generators.
1033 01:17:05,355 01:17:08,317 The idea is that you buy these glasses for your infant... The idea is that you buy these glasses for your infant...
1034 01:17:08,442 01:17:11,402 and they wear them at night when they sleep. and they wear them at night when they sleep.
1035 01:17:11,487 01:17:14,905 GRETCHEN: But inside the glasses are these slide photographs. GRETCHEN: But inside the glasses are these slide photographs.
1036 01:17:14,990 01:17:18,494 And each photograph is of something peaceful or beautiful... And each photograph is of something peaceful or beautiful...
1037 01:17:18,619 01:17:21,121 Whatever the parents want to put inside. Whatever the parents want to put inside.
1038 01:17:21,246 01:17:23,624 And what effect do you think this would have on an infant? And what effect do you think this would have on an infant?
1039 01:17:23,749 01:17:25,918 Well... Well...
1040 01:17:26,043 01:17:27,836 the thing is, nobody remembers their infancy. the thing is, nobody remembers their infancy.
1041 01:17:27,961 01:17:30,254 Anyone who says they do is lying. Anyone who says they do is lying.
1042 01:17:30,339 01:17:32,756 So we think this will help develop memory earlier in life. So we think this will help develop memory earlier in life.
1043 01:17:32,841 01:17:34,258 Yeah. Yeah.
1044 01:17:34,343 01:17:36,802 Did you stop and think that maybe infants need darkness? Did you stop and think that maybe infants need darkness?
1045 01:17:36,887 01:17:39,890 That maybe darkness is part of their natural development? That maybe darkness is part of their natural development?
1046 01:17:43,685 01:17:45,436 - GRETCHEN: No. - Mm-mm. - GRETCHEN: No. - Mm-mm.
1047 01:17:45,521 01:17:48,272 [SNAPS FINGERS] [SNAPS FINGERS]
1048 01:17:48,357 01:17:49,815 Yeah. Yeah.
1049 01:17:49,900 01:17:52,444 What if the parents put in pictures of Satan? What if the parents put in pictures of Satan?
1050 01:17:52,569 01:17:54,528 Or, like, dead people? Crap like that. Or, like, dead people? Crap like that.
1051 01:17:54,613 01:17:57,074 Is that what you'd show your kids? Is that what you'd show your kids?
1052 01:17:58,659 01:18:00,619 Well, I mean... Well, I mean...
1053 01:18:00,744 01:18:03,914 didn't your dad, like, stab your mom? didn't your dad, like, stab your mom?
1054 01:18:07,501 01:18:11,255 [SCREECHES] [SCREECHES]
1055 01:18:13,257 01:18:15,092 Get out. Get out.
1056 01:18:15,217 01:18:16,426 [CLASS BELL RINGS] [CLASS BELL RINGS]
1057 01:18:16,552 01:18:19,303 Gretchen! I'm sorry, Gretchen. Gretchen! I'm sorry, Gretchen.
1058 01:18:19,388 01:18:21,849 Gretchen, I'm sorry about those guys. Gretchen, I'm sorry about those guys.
1059 01:18:50,085 01:18:51,712 Two for "Evil Dead," please. Two for "Evil Dead," please.
1060 01:18:51,837 01:18:54,506 That'll be $2. That'll be $2.
1061 01:19:02,180 01:19:05,434 [SLOW POUNDING] [SLOW POUNDING]
1062 01:19:41,386 01:19:44,639 Why do you wear that stupid bunny suit? Why do you wear that stupid bunny suit?
1063 01:19:49,561 01:19:52,689 Why are you wearing that stupid man suit? Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?
1064 01:20:02,115 01:20:04,993 Take it off. Take it off.
1065 01:20:24,179 01:20:27,057 What happened to your eye? What happened to your eye?
1066 01:20:42,447 01:20:44,324 Why do they call you Frank? Why do they call you Frank?
1067 01:20:44,449 01:20:47,494 It is the name of my father... It is the name of my father...
1068 01:20:50,622 01:20:53,083 and his father before me. and his father before me.
1069 01:20:56,795 01:20:58,630 Frank? Frank?
1070 01:21:02,551 01:21:04,427 When's this going to stop? When's this going to stop?
1071 01:21:04,553 01:21:07,097 You should already know that. You should already know that.
1072 01:21:07,222 01:21:09,683 [GIGGLES] [GIGGLES]
1073 01:21:10,725 01:21:12,936 I want you to watch the movie screen. I want you to watch the movie screen.
1074 01:21:15,397 01:21:18,567 There's something I want to show you. There's something I want to show you.
1075 01:21:25,907 01:21:28,368 Have you ever seen a portal? Have you ever seen a portal?
1076 01:21:31,997 01:21:34,583 [BELL RINGING] [BELL RINGING]
1077 01:21:49,180 01:21:50,932 Burn it to the ground. Burn it to the ground.
1078 01:22:37,312 01:22:39,481 [MUSIC PLAYS] [MUSIC PLAYS]
1079 01:23:05,006 01:23:07,884 Okay, now, girls... Okay, now, girls...
1080 01:23:08,009 01:23:09,259 I want you to concentrate. I want you to concentrate.
1081 01:23:09,344 01:23:12,095 Failure is not an option. Failure is not an option.
1082 01:23:12,180 01:23:16,099 And, Bethany, if you feel the need to vomit up there... And, Bethany, if you feel the need to vomit up there...
1083 01:23:16,184 01:23:19,354 - just swallow it. - Okay, Mom. - just swallow it. - Okay, Mom.
1084 01:23:19,479 01:23:22,107 Hey, you guys, good luck out there. Hey, you guys, good luck out there.
1085 01:24:01,312 01:24:03,021 Now, that was really something. Now, that was really something.
1086 01:24:03,106 01:24:05,567 Thank you, Cherita Chen, with "Autumn Angel." Thank you, Cherita Chen, with "Autumn Angel."
1087 01:24:05,692 01:24:10,153 And now the moment we've all been waiting for is here. And now the moment we've all been waiting for is here.
1088 01:24:10,238 01:24:13,239 It is my very distinct pleasure to introduce to you... It is my very distinct pleasure to introduce to you...
1089 01:24:13,324 01:24:14,951 Emily Bates, Suzy Bailey... Emily Bates, Suzy Bailey...
1090 01:24:15,076 01:24:17,453 Samantha Darko, Beth Farmer... Samantha Darko, Beth Farmer...
1091 01:24:17,579 01:24:21,749 and Joanie James. They are... "Sparkle Motion." and Joanie James. They are... "Sparkle Motion."
1092 01:24:21,875 01:24:26,170 [POP MUSIC STARTS] [POP MUSIC STARTS]
1093 01:25:51,005 01:25:53,925 [MUSIC FADES] [MUSIC FADES]
1094 01:26:23,204 01:26:27,542 [MUTED CHEERS] [MUTED CHEERS]
1095 01:27:14,088 01:27:16,089 How long was I asleep for? How long was I asleep for?
1096 01:27:16,174 01:27:18,050 Whole movie. Whole movie.
1097 01:27:25,766 01:27:30,062 [DISPATCHER CHATTERING OVER RADIO] [DISPATCHER CHATTERING OVER RADIO]
1098 01:28:01,260 01:28:04,722 Well, look what the cat dragged in. Well, look what the cat dragged in.
1099 01:28:07,433 01:28:09,727 How're you doin', Donnie? How're you doin', Donnie?
1100 01:28:15,816 01:28:18,818 Your little sister was brokenhearted... Your little sister was brokenhearted...
1101 01:28:18,903 01:28:21,656 that you missed her big show last night. that you missed her big show last night.
1102 01:28:23,324 01:28:26,160 - Dad? - Hmm? - Dad? - Hmm?
1103 01:28:26,285 01:28:27,994 I'm crazy. I'm crazy.
1104 01:28:28,079 01:28:30,122 You're not crazy. You're not crazy.
1105 01:28:32,416 01:28:34,543 I used to be crazy. I used to be crazy.
1106 01:28:37,588 01:28:39,632 But you're not crazy. But you're not crazy.
1107 01:28:41,175 01:28:44,595 Look. You're my only son. Look. You're my only son.
1108 01:28:44,720 01:28:47,348 - I know... - No, no. Hold it. - I know... - No, no. Hold it.
1109 01:28:47,473 01:28:50,851 I know I'm not the best communicator... I know I'm not the best communicator...
1110 01:28:50,976 01:28:53,854 but... but...
1111 01:28:53,979 01:28:56,023 whatever happens to you... whatever happens to you...
1112 01:28:57,650 01:29:00,610 be honest, tell the truth... be honest, tell the truth...
1113 01:29:00,695 01:29:03,946 even if they do look at you funny. They will. even if they do look at you funny. They will.
1114 01:29:04,031 01:29:07,159 But what you gotta understand, son... But what you gotta understand, son...
1115 01:29:07,284 01:29:11,330 is that almost all of those people are full of shit. is that almost all of those people are full of shit.
1116 01:29:17,044 01:29:21,590 They're all part of this great big conspiracy... bullshit. They're all part of this great big conspiracy... bullshit.
1117 01:29:23,551 01:29:26,844 And they're scared of people like you... And they're scared of people like you...
1118 01:29:26,929 01:29:31,642 because those bullshitters know that you're smarter than all of them. because those bullshitters know that you're smarter than all of them.
1119 01:29:34,395 01:29:37,355 You know what you say to people like that? You know what you say to people like that?
1120 01:29:37,440 01:29:39,900 Hmm? Hmm?
1121 01:29:40,025 01:29:41,569 "Fuck you." "Fuck you."
1122 01:29:47,032 01:29:50,911 TV REPORTER: The blaze was extinguished sometime after 8:00last night. TV REPORTER: The blaze was extinguished sometime after 8:00last night.
1123 01:29:51,036 01:29:53,747 Firefighters discovered what has been referred to... Firefighters discovered what has been referred to...
1124 01:29:53,873 01:29:56,248 as a "kiddie porn dungeon." as a "kiddie porn dungeon."
1125 01:29:56,333 01:29:58,794 Cunningham, who has become a recent celebrity... Cunningham, who has become a recent celebrity...
1126 01:29:58,919 01:30:00,586 for his books and motivational tapes... for his books and motivational tapes...
1127 01:30:00,671 01:30:03,382 - was arrested early this morning... - Oh, my God! - was arrested early this morning... - Oh, my God!
1128 01:30:03,507 01:30:06,093 ...while golfing at the Sarasota Heights Country Club. ...while golfing at the Sarasota Heights Country Club.
1129 01:30:06,218 01:30:11,390 Arson has not been ruled out as part of the cause of the fire. Arson has not been ruled out as part of the cause of the fire.
1130 01:30:11,515 01:30:13,682 A group of Cunning Vision employees... A group of Cunning Vision employees...
1131 01:30:13,767 01:30:15,686 Oh, my God. Dad played golf with that guy. Oh, my God. Dad played golf with that guy.
1132 01:30:17,730 01:30:19,688 ...vehemently denied the alleged link... ...vehemently denied the alleged link...
1133 01:30:19,773 01:30:22,568 to a child pornography publishing circuit. to a child pornography publishing circuit.
1134 01:30:22,693 01:30:24,236 In a vicious statement... In a vicious statement...
1135 01:30:24,361 01:30:26,238 Connie attacked the Middlesex fire department officials... Connie attacked the Middlesex fire department officials...
1136 01:30:26,363 01:30:29,867 claiming a vast conspiracy. claiming a vast conspiracy.
1137 01:30:31,702 01:30:36,205 I'm sorry, Karen, this is a progressive school... I'm sorry, Karen, this is a progressive school...
1138 01:30:36,290 01:30:40,794 but we don't feel the methods you've undertaken here are appropriate. but we don't feel the methods you've undertaken here are appropriate.
1139 01:30:40,920 01:30:44,381 What exactly about my methods are inappropriate? What exactly about my methods are inappropriate?
1140 01:30:50,554 01:30:54,558 I am sorry that you have failed. I am sorry that you have failed.
1141 01:30:56,477 01:30:58,479 Now if you'll excuse me... Now if you'll excuse me...
1142 01:30:58,604 01:31:00,731 I have another appointment. I have another appointment.
1143 01:31:02,441 01:31:04,902 You can finish out the week. You can finish out the week.
1144 01:31:10,532 01:31:14,286 Fuck! Fuck!
1145 01:31:35,391 01:31:37,559 Good afternoon. Good afternoon.
1146 01:31:37,685 01:31:39,728 It gives me great pleasure to announce... It gives me great pleasure to announce...
1147 01:31:39,853 01:31:42,438 that the Middlesex Ridge school dance team... that the Middlesex Ridge school dance team...
1148 01:31:42,523 01:31:44,566 has been invited to perform... has been invited to perform...
1149 01:31:44,692 01:31:47,026 on Ed McMahon's "Star Search '88"... on Ed McMahon's "Star Search '88"...
1150 01:31:47,111 01:31:49,405 in Los Angeles, California. in Los Angeles, California.
1151 01:31:52,282 01:31:53,784 [SILENT] [SILENT]
1152 01:32:15,097 01:32:19,059 - I know now the terrible things coming. - What do you mean? - I know now the terrible things coming. - What do you mean?
1153 01:32:22,187 01:32:25,065 The field. The field. The field. The field.
1154 01:32:25,190 01:32:26,900 It's covered with blood. It's covered with blood.
1155 01:32:27,025 01:32:30,237 RABBIT 2: Blood? That was... RABBIT 2: Blood? That was...
1156 01:32:30,362 01:32:32,865 [BACKGROUND MUSIC SWELLS] [BACKGROUND MUSIC SWELLS]
1157 01:32:42,708 01:32:44,752 All right. All right, Fiver. All right. All right, Fiver.
1158 01:32:44,877 01:32:47,588 It's getting dark. I think we should get back to the burrow. It's getting dark. I think we should get back to the burrow.
1159 01:32:47,713 01:32:49,590 FIVER: Back to the burrow? It'll come there. FIVER: Back to the burrow? It'll come there.
1160 01:32:49,715 01:32:52,674 Don't think it won't. It's all around us. Don't think it won't. It's all around us.
1161 01:32:52,759 01:32:54,219 Now stop it, Fiver. Now stop it, Fiver.
1162 01:32:54,344 01:32:56,305 We've got to go away from here. We've got to go away from here.
1163 01:33:04,438 01:33:09,067 When the other rabbits hear of Fiver's vision, do they believe him? When the other rabbits hear of Fiver's vision, do they believe him?
1164 01:33:09,193 01:33:11,778 Why should we care? Why should we care?
1165 01:33:11,904 01:33:15,115 Because the rabbits are us, Donnie. Because the rabbits are us, Donnie.
1166 01:33:15,240 01:33:18,494 Why should I mourn for a rabbit like it was human? Why should I mourn for a rabbit like it was human?
1167 01:33:18,619 01:33:22,164 Are you saying the death of one species is less tragic than another? Are you saying the death of one species is less tragic than another?
1168 01:33:22,289 01:33:23,832 Of course. Of course.
1169 01:33:23,957 01:33:26,627 The rabbit's not like us. The rabbit's not like us.
1170 01:33:26,752 01:33:28,710 It has no history books, no photographs... It has no history books, no photographs...
1171 01:33:28,795 01:33:31,298 no knowledge of sorrow or regret. no knowledge of sorrow or regret.
1172 01:33:31,423 01:33:33,884 I mean, I'm sorry. Don't get me wrong. I mean, I'm sorry. Don't get me wrong.
1173 01:33:34,009 01:33:36,803 I like rabbits and all. They're cute and they're horny. I like rabbits and all. They're cute and they're horny.
1174 01:33:36,929 01:33:39,306 And if you're cute and you're horny, then you're probably happy... And if you're cute and you're horny, then you're probably happy...
1175 01:33:39,431 01:33:42,057 that you don't know who you are or why you're even alive. that you don't know who you are or why you're even alive.
1176 01:33:42,142 01:33:45,187 You just want to have sex as many times as possible before you die. You just want to have sex as many times as possible before you die.
1177 01:33:46,730 01:33:50,983 I just don't see the point in crying over a dead rabbit... I just don't see the point in crying over a dead rabbit...
1178 01:33:51,068 01:33:54,321 who never even feared death to begin with. who never even feared death to begin with.
1179 01:33:55,822 01:33:58,158 You're wrong. These rabbits can talk. You're wrong. These rabbits can talk.
1180 01:33:58,283 01:34:00,994 They're the product of the author's imagination... They're the product of the author's imagination...
1181 01:34:01,119 01:34:03,580 and he cares for them, so we care for them. and he cares for them, so we care for them.
1182 01:34:03,705 01:34:07,167 Otherwise, we've just missed the point. Otherwise, we've just missed the point.
1183 01:34:09,336 01:34:13,090 Aren't we forgetting about the miracle of storytelling? Aren't we forgetting about the miracle of storytelling?
1184 01:34:14,633 01:34:18,553 The deus ex machina, the god machine? The deus ex machina, the god machine?
1185 01:34:20,097 01:34:23,265 That's what saved the rabbits. That's what saved the rabbits.
1186 01:34:23,350 01:34:25,352 [DOORBELL RINGS] [DOORBELL RINGS]
1187 01:34:29,231 01:34:32,317 No, it was ridiculous. I'll call you back. No, it was ridiculous. I'll call you back.
1188 01:34:34,361 01:34:36,697 - Rose. - Kitty. - Rose. - Kitty.
1189 01:34:38,699 01:34:40,867 I'm sure you're aware of the horrible allegations... I'm sure you're aware of the horrible allegations...
1190 01:34:40,993 01:34:42,494 against Jim Cunningham. against Jim Cunningham.
1191 01:34:42,619 01:34:44,036 I know, I saw it on TV. I know, I saw it on TV.
1192 01:34:44,121 01:34:46,039 Something about a "kiddie porn dungeon." Something about a "kiddie porn dungeon."
1193 01:34:46,164 01:34:49,501 Please, please. Don't use those words! Please, please. Don't use those words!
1194 01:34:49,626 01:34:52,337 It's obviously some kind of conspiracy... It's obviously some kind of conspiracy...
1195 01:34:52,462 01:34:54,339 to destroy an innocent man. to destroy an innocent man.
1196 01:34:54,464 01:34:57,341 I have taken it upon myself to spearhead... I have taken it upon myself to spearhead...
1197 01:34:57,426 01:34:59,428 the Jim Cunningham defense campaign. the Jim Cunningham defense campaign.
1198 01:35:01,304 01:35:02,846 Rose... Rose...
1199 01:35:02,931 01:35:05,559 I have to appear at his arraignment tomorrow morning. I have to appear at his arraignment tomorrow morning.
1200 01:35:05,684 01:35:07,936 As you know, the girls are scheduled to leave... As you know, the girls are scheduled to leave...
1201 01:35:08,061 01:35:09,730 for Los Angeles in the morning. for Los Angeles in the morning.
1202 01:35:09,855 01:35:12,731 As their coach, I was the obvious choice... As their coach, I was the obvious choice...
1203 01:35:12,816 01:35:14,401 to chaperone them on their trip... to chaperone them on their trip...
1204 01:35:14,526 01:35:17,070 But now... you can't go. But now... you can't go.
1205 01:35:17,195 01:35:18,820 - Yes. - Hmm. - Yes. - Hmm.
1206 01:35:18,905 01:35:21,616 Believe me, of all the other mothers... Believe me, of all the other mothers...
1207 01:35:21,742 01:35:23,952 I would never dream of asking you. I would never dream of asking you.
1208 01:35:24,077 01:35:27,080 But none of the other mothers are available to go. But none of the other mothers are available to go.
1209 01:35:29,458 01:35:31,293 I don't know, Kitty. I don't know, Kitty.
1210 01:35:31,418 01:35:34,463 It's a bad weekend. Eddie's in New York. It's a bad weekend. Eddie's in New York.
1211 01:35:34,588 01:35:36,590 Rose! Rose!
1212 01:35:36,715 01:35:38,925 I don't know if you realize... I don't know if you realize...
1213 01:35:39,050 01:35:43,011 what an opportunity this is for our daughters! what an opportunity this is for our daughters!
1214 01:35:43,096 01:35:45,222 This has been a dream of Samantha's... This has been a dream of Samantha's...
1215 01:35:45,307 01:35:47,726 and all of ours for a long time. and all of ours for a long time.
1216 01:35:47,851 01:35:52,020 I made her lead dancer! I made her lead dancer!
1217 01:35:52,105 01:35:56,943 Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion. Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion.
1218 01:36:27,224 01:36:29,809 Elizabeth will be in charge. Elizabeth will be in charge.
1219 01:36:29,935 01:36:32,269 She'll drive you to therapy. She'll drive you to therapy.
1220 01:36:32,354 01:36:35,355 If you need anything, you promise me... If you need anything, you promise me...
1221 01:36:35,440 01:36:37,817 that you will call Dr. Thurman? that you will call Dr. Thurman?
1222 01:36:39,528 01:36:41,821 [SOFTLY] Okay. [SOFTLY] Okay.
1223 01:36:48,161 01:36:51,248 How's it feel to have a wacko for a son? How's it feel to have a wacko for a son?
1224 01:36:56,795 01:36:59,589 It feels wonderful. It feels wonderful.
1225 01:37:30,704 01:37:32,414 Oh, here. Oh, here.
1226 01:37:32,539 01:37:34,582 I'm sorry. Here you are. I'm sorry. Here you are.
1227 01:37:34,708 01:37:36,166 Oh. Oh.
1228 01:37:36,251 01:37:38,168 Hey, you guys are gonna win. I know it. Hey, you guys are gonna win. I know it.
1229 01:37:38,253 01:37:40,003 SAMANTHA: So do I. SAMANTHA: So do I.
1230 01:37:40,088 01:37:42,505 Here's the keys to the Taurus. There's tons of food in the fridge. Here's the keys to the Taurus. There's tons of food in the fridge.
1231 01:37:42,590 01:37:45,008 I left money on the kitchen table, and do not forget to... I left money on the kitchen table, and do not forget to...
1232 01:37:45,093 01:37:47,510 Mom, go. You're gonna miss your plane. Mom, go. You're gonna miss your plane.
1233 01:37:47,595 01:37:49,222 Mom. Mom.
1234 01:37:49,347 01:37:51,181 I'm just... I'm just...
1235 01:37:51,266 01:37:53,643 There's nothing broken in my brain. There's nothing broken in my brain.
1236 01:37:54,894 01:37:56,311 I know. I know.
1237 01:37:56,396 01:37:58,148 Bye, Donnie. Bye, Donnie.
1238 01:38:01,526 01:38:02,651 Oh. Oh.
1239 01:38:02,736 01:38:04,486 Okay, go. Okay, go.
1240 01:38:04,571 01:38:07,532 Go. Go! Bye. Go. Go! Bye.
1241 01:38:28,261 01:38:30,221 Hello, Donnie. Hello, Donnie.
1242 01:38:30,346 01:38:33,598 It's Friday. Shouldn't you be off with your friends... It's Friday. Shouldn't you be off with your friends...
1243 01:38:33,683 01:38:35,769 scaring old people? scaring old people?
1244 01:38:39,898 01:38:41,357 What's going on? What's going on?
1245 01:38:42,692 01:38:46,321 I don't know. That's a good question. I don't know. That's a good question.
1246 01:38:46,446 01:38:49,491 Suffice to say, I'm no longer your English teacher. Suffice to say, I'm no longer your English teacher.
1247 01:38:49,616 01:38:50,949 They fired me. They fired me.
1248 01:38:51,034 01:38:54,202 That's bullshit. That's bullshit.
1249 01:38:54,287 01:38:56,289 You're the only good teacher here. You're the only good teacher here.
1250 01:38:58,666 01:38:59,959 Thank you! Thank you!
1251 01:39:02,587 01:39:04,422 What's "cellar door"? What's "cellar door"?
1252 01:39:06,257 01:39:09,092 This famous linguist once said that... This famous linguist once said that...
1253 01:39:09,177 01:39:11,805 of all the phrases in the English language... of all the phrases in the English language...
1254 01:39:11,930 01:39:14,641 of all the endless combinations of words... of all the endless combinations of words...
1255 01:39:14,766 01:39:16,684 in all of history... in all of history...
1256 01:39:16,810 01:39:19,979 that "cellar door" is the most beautiful. that "cellar door" is the most beautiful.
1257 01:39:22,065 01:39:24,234 "Cellar door"? "Cellar door"?
1258 01:39:55,431 01:39:57,599 I promise that one day... I promise that one day...
1259 01:39:57,684 01:40:00,478 everything's going to be better for you. everything's going to be better for you.
1260 01:40:01,980 01:40:03,856 Chut up! Chut up!
1261 01:40:16,911 01:40:19,204 DR. THURMAN: I want to talk about your past today. DR. THURMAN: I want to talk about your past today.
1262 01:40:19,289 01:40:21,040 DONNIE: No. DONNIE: No.
1263 01:40:21,165 01:40:24,669 DR. THURMAN: I want to talk about... you and your parents. DR. THURMAN: I want to talk about... you and your parents.
1264 01:40:25,753 01:40:27,922 DONNIE: They didn't buy me... DONNIE: They didn't buy me...
1265 01:40:28,047 01:40:29,507 what I wanted for Christmas. what I wanted for Christmas.
1266 01:40:29,632 01:40:32,760 What did you want for Christmas that year? What did you want for Christmas that year?
1267 01:40:33,845 01:40:35,680 "Hungry, Hungry Hippos." "Hungry, Hungry Hippos."
1268 01:40:38,516 01:40:40,141 How did you feel... How did you feel...
1269 01:40:40,226 01:40:43,229 being denied these "Hungry, Hungry Hippos"? being denied these "Hungry, Hungry Hippos"?
1270 01:40:43,354 01:40:45,313 Regret. Regret.
1271 01:40:45,398 01:40:48,109 What else makes you feel regret? What else makes you feel regret?
1272 01:40:50,320 01:40:52,488 That I did it again. That I did it again.
1273 01:40:53,906 01:40:55,575 You did it again? You did it again?
1274 01:40:55,700 01:40:58,244 I flooded my school... I flooded my school...
1275 01:40:58,369 01:41:01,996 and I burned down that pervert's house. and I burned down that pervert's house.
1276 01:41:02,081 01:41:03,958 [LAUGHING] [LAUGHING]
1277 01:41:04,083 01:41:06,753 I only have a few days left before they catch me. I only have a few days left before they catch me.
1278 01:41:06,878 01:41:09,255 Did Frank tell you to do these things? Did Frank tell you to do these things?
1279 01:41:09,380 01:41:12,342 I have to obey him. He saved my life. I have to obey him. He saved my life.
1280 01:41:14,010 01:41:16,929 I have to obey him or I'll be left all alone. I have to obey him or I'll be left all alone.
1281 01:41:17,055 01:41:19,389 And then... And then...
1282 01:41:19,474 01:41:21,557 And then I won't be able to figure out... And then I won't be able to figure out...
1283 01:41:21,642 01:41:23,601 what this is all about. what this is all about.
1284 01:41:23,686 01:41:27,315 I won't be able to know his master plan. I won't be able to know his master plan.
1285 01:41:27,440 01:41:31,152 Do you mean, God's master plan? Do you mean, God's master plan?
1286 01:41:32,195 01:41:34,906 Do you now believe in God? Do you now believe in God?
1287 01:41:35,031 01:41:37,617 I have the power to build a time machine. I have the power to build a time machine.
1288 01:41:37,742 01:41:39,744 How is that possible? How is that possible?
1289 01:41:43,122 01:41:45,039 How is time travel possible? How is time travel possible?
1290 01:41:45,124 01:41:46,874 Donnie? Donnie?
1291 01:41:46,959 01:41:49,128 Time's up, Frank said. Time's up, Frank said.
1292 01:41:49,253 01:41:51,464 When is this going to happen? When is this going to happen?
1293 01:41:51,589 01:41:54,050 Soon. Soon.
1294 01:41:57,470 01:41:59,597 Soon. Soon.
1295 01:42:13,569 01:42:15,947 What is going to happen? What is going to happen?
1296 01:42:19,492 01:42:21,951 Frank is going to kill. Frank is going to kill.
1297 01:42:22,036 01:42:24,163 Who is he going to kill? Who is he going to kill?
1298 01:42:28,084 01:42:30,294 Who is he going to kill, Donnie? Who is he going to kill, Donnie?
1299 01:42:30,419 01:42:32,046 I can see him right now! I can see him right now!
1300 01:42:36,342 01:42:39,053 The sky is going to open up. The sky is going to open up.
1301 01:42:45,184 01:42:48,396 If the sky were to suddenly open up... If the sky were to suddenly open up...
1302 01:42:48,521 01:42:52,024 there would be no law. There would be no rule. there would be no law. There would be no rule.
1303 01:42:52,149 01:42:55,109 There would only be you and your memories... There would only be you and your memories...
1304 01:42:55,194 01:42:57,862 the choices you've made... the choices you've made...
1305 01:42:57,947 01:43:00,157 and the people you've touched. and the people you've touched.
1306 01:43:01,200 01:43:03,077 If this world were to end... If this world were to end...
1307 01:43:03,202 01:43:05,204 there would only be you... there would only be you...
1308 01:43:05,329 01:43:07,288 and him... and him...
1309 01:43:07,373 01:43:09,375 and no one else. and no one else.
1310 01:43:39,905 01:43:41,989 You can stop taking your medication. You can stop taking your medication.
1311 01:43:42,074 01:43:46,037 They're placebos, just pills made out of water. They're placebos, just pills made out of water.
1312 01:43:48,873 01:43:51,250 Thank you. Thank you.
1313 01:43:51,375 01:43:53,210 Donnie. Donnie.
1314 01:43:55,004 01:43:58,381 An atheist is someone who denies altogether... An atheist is someone who denies altogether...
1315 01:43:58,466 01:44:00,259 the existence of God. the existence of God.
1316 01:44:00,384 01:44:02,762 You're an agnostic. You're an agnostic.
1317 01:44:02,887 01:44:05,014 An agnostic is someone... An agnostic is someone...
1318 01:44:06,432 01:44:09,268 who believes that there can be no proof... who believes that there can be no proof...
1319 01:44:09,393 01:44:12,313 of the existence of God but does not deny... of the existence of God but does not deny...
1320 01:44:12,438 01:44:15,858 a possibility that God exists. a possibility that God exists.
1321 01:44:22,782 01:44:24,742 Good-bye, Dr. Thurman. Good-bye, Dr. Thurman.
1322 01:44:48,182 01:44:50,725 Hey. Hey.
1323 01:44:50,810 01:44:52,603 ELIZABETH: I got in. ELIZABETH: I got in.
1324 01:44:55,648 01:44:58,025 I'm going to Harvard. I'm going to Harvard.
1325 01:45:00,194 01:45:02,530 Hey, we should totally throw a party. Hey, we should totally throw a party.
1326 01:45:02,655 01:45:04,448 I mean, Mom and Dad are gone. I mean, Mom and Dad are gone.
1327 01:45:04,573 01:45:07,368 It's Halloween Carnival. We could totally get away with it. It's Halloween Carnival. We could totally get away with it.
1328 01:45:07,493 01:45:11,664 Okay, but it has to be small, all right? Okay, but it has to be small, all right?
1329 01:45:15,835 01:45:18,379 [SHOUTING, LAUGHTER] [SHOUTING, LAUGHTER]
1330 01:45:18,504 01:45:20,089 [CAR HORN HONKING] [CAR HORN HONKING]
1331 01:45:33,686 01:45:36,063 [DOORBELL CHIMING] [DOORBELL CHIMING]
1332 01:45:43,529 01:45:45,531 We got eggs, water balloons... We got eggs, water balloons...
1333 01:45:45,656 01:45:47,533 and a dozen rolls of toilet paper. and a dozen rolls of toilet paper.
1334 01:45:47,658 01:45:49,869 I stole four beers from my dad. I stole four beers from my dad.
1335 01:45:49,994 01:45:53,581 - Well, we got a keg. - Keg beer is for pussies. - Well, we got a keg. - Keg beer is for pussies.
1336 01:46:08,429 01:46:10,389 [PHONE RINGING] [PHONE RINGING]
1337 01:46:12,683 01:46:15,142 [BEEP TONE] [BEEP TONE]
1338 01:46:15,227 01:46:17,978 Rose, this is Lilian Thurman. Rose, this is Lilian Thurman.
1339 01:46:18,063 01:46:20,523 It is extremely important that you call me... It is extremely important that you call me...
1340 01:46:20,608 01:46:22,276 as soon as you get this message. as soon as you get this message.
1341 01:46:22,401 01:46:23,902 Thank you. Thank you.
1342 01:46:42,212 01:46:45,132 Hey. Hey.
1343 01:46:48,510 01:46:50,387 You okay? You okay?
1344 01:46:52,681 01:46:54,558 Yeah, my mom's gone. Yeah, my mom's gone.
1345 01:46:56,518 01:46:58,479 You want to come in? You want to come in?
1346 01:46:58,604 01:47:00,105 Yeah. Yeah.
1347 01:47:22,211 01:47:23,877 I don't know, she... I don't know, she...
1348 01:47:23,962 01:47:26,799 She didn't leave a note... She didn't leave a note...
1349 01:47:26,924 01:47:29,633 and the house was all messed up. and the house was all messed up.
1350 01:47:29,718 01:47:32,096 But you're okay? But you're okay?
1351 01:47:34,932 01:47:37,518 Did you call the cops? Did you call the cops?
1352 01:47:37,643 01:47:39,727 Yeah, they said I should leave the house... Yeah, they said I should leave the house...
1353 01:47:39,812 01:47:43,482 and that I should go to a safe place. and that I should go to a safe place.
1354 01:47:44,900 01:47:46,985 I'm just so scared. I'm just so scared.
1355 01:47:47,111 01:47:50,030 I keep thinking something awful is happening, and... I keep thinking something awful is happening, and...
1356 01:47:52,157 01:47:55,285 It's my fucking stepdad, I know it. It's my fucking stepdad, I know it.
1357 01:48:04,503 01:48:09,424 I guess some people are just born with tragedy in their blood. I guess some people are just born with tragedy in their blood.
1358 01:48:13,303 01:48:15,264 Hey, have you guys seen Frank? Hey, have you guys seen Frank?
1359 01:48:15,389 01:48:17,349 No, I think they were going on a beer run. No, I think they were going on a beer run.
1360 01:48:17,474 01:48:18,766 - Shit. - [PHONE RINGING] - Shit. - [PHONE RINGING]
1361 01:48:18,851 01:48:20,768 [BEEP TONE] [BEEP TONE]
1362 01:48:20,853 01:48:22,978 ROSE: If you're there, please pick up. ROSE: If you're there, please pick up.
1363 01:48:23,063 01:48:25,023 Oh, well. Good news. Oh, well. Good news.
1364 01:48:25,149 01:48:27,025 The girls, they got three and a half stars... The girls, they got three and a half stars...
1365 01:48:27,151 01:48:29,403 and they get to come back for the quarterfinals. and they get to come back for the quarterfinals.
1366 01:48:29,528 01:48:33,198 Samantha was amazing. Anyway... Samantha was amazing. Anyway...
1367 01:48:33,323 01:48:36,660 We're going to take the red-eye back tonight, and we ought to arrive... We're going to take the red-eye back tonight, and we ought to arrive...
1368 01:48:36,785 01:48:38,412 SAMANTHA: Mom, the plane's about to leave. SAMANTHA: Mom, the plane's about to leave.
1369 01:48:38,537 01:48:43,750 Okay. We'll take the red-eye back tonight. We should arrive around 8:30 in the morning. Okay. We'll take the red-eye back tonight. We should arrive around 8:30 in the morning.
1370 01:48:43,876 01:48:46,960 I hope everything's all right. I hope everything's all right.
1371 01:48:47,045 01:48:50,507 I love you. Bye. I love you. Bye.
1372 01:50:52,421 01:50:55,132 - Come with me. - Where are we going? - Come with me. - Where are we going?
1373 01:50:55,257 01:50:58,051 - Donnie. - Look, we gotta go. - Donnie. - Look, we gotta go.
1374 01:50:59,177 01:51:01,012 - Where? - Just to see Grandma Death? - Where? - Just to see Grandma Death?
1375 01:51:01,138 01:51:03,515 - Why? Is this about the book? - No, it's Frank. - Why? Is this about the book? - No, it's Frank.
1376 01:51:03,640 01:51:06,560 - Donnie... - Time is running out! We gotta go. - Donnie... - Time is running out! We gotta go.
1377 01:51:52,189 01:51:55,483 SEAN: Donnie, nobody's here. Let's just forget about it. SEAN: Donnie, nobody's here. Let's just forget about it.
1378 01:51:57,360 01:51:59,613 Huh... "Cellar door." Huh... "Cellar door."
1379 01:51:59,738 01:52:01,323 What? What?
1380 01:52:39,110 01:52:42,614 [SUSTAINED LOW NOTE] [SUSTAINED LOW NOTE]
1381 01:52:47,160 01:52:49,454 [BRIEF KEYSTROKE] [BRIEF KEYSTROKE]
1382 01:53:02,467 01:53:04,844 Oh, my God! Donnie! Donnie! Oh, my God! Donnie! Donnie!
1383 01:53:08,682 01:53:11,391 Donnie... Donnie...
1384 01:53:11,476 01:53:13,476 Why the fuck are you here? Why the fuck are you here?
1385 01:53:13,561 01:53:14,896 Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
1386 01:53:18,149 01:53:19,776 You're dead! You're dead!
1387 01:53:19,901 01:53:20,944 What do we do? What do we do?
1388 01:53:21,069 01:53:23,113 - SEAN: Shit! - RONALD: Leave him alone! - SEAN: Shit! - RONALD: Leave him alone!
1389 01:53:26,616 01:53:29,619 Don't fucking move! Don't fucking move! What did I say? Don't fucking move! Don't fucking move! What did I say?
1390 01:53:37,794 01:53:41,254 - There's a car. - [COUGHING] - There's a car. - [COUGHING]
1391 01:53:41,339 01:53:42,632 Get the hell out of here. Now! Get the hell out of here. Now!
1392 01:53:42,757 01:53:44,174 Come on! Come on!
1393 01:53:44,259 01:53:47,093 RICKY: Seth, there's a car coming. Let's go! RICKY: Seth, there's a car coming. Let's go!
1394 01:53:47,178 01:53:49,429 I have a bigger knife now. I have a bigger knife now.
1395 01:53:49,514 01:53:50,972 [LAUGHING] [LAUGHING]
1396 01:53:51,057 01:53:53,601 Fuck! Fuck!
1397 01:53:57,272 01:53:58,857 [COUGHING] [COUGHING]
1398 01:53:58,982 01:54:01,608 Did you call the fucking cops? Did you call the fucking cops?
1399 01:54:01,693 01:54:04,320 - Deus ex machina. - What did you just say? - Deus ex machina. - What did you just say?
1400 01:54:06,698 01:54:09,492 - What the fuck did you just say? - Our savior. - What the fuck did you just say? - Our savior.
1401 01:54:11,202 01:54:13,870 [CAR HORN HONKING] [CAR HORN HONKING]
1402 01:54:13,955 01:54:15,915 Donnie! Donnie!
1403 01:54:45,737 01:54:48,198 Frank... Frank...
1404 01:55:13,097 01:55:14,974 Is she dead? Is she dead?
1405 01:55:22,565 01:55:25,859 What were you guys doing in the middle of the road, huh? What were you guys doing in the middle of the road, huh?
1406 01:55:25,944 01:55:27,570 What are you thinking? What are you thinking?
1407 01:55:34,452 01:55:37,370 Go home. Go home.
1408 01:55:37,455 01:55:41,084 Go home and tell your parents everything's gonna be okay. Go home and tell your parents everything's gonna be okay.
1409 01:55:42,126 01:55:43,670 Go! Go!
1410 01:56:11,072 01:56:14,575 A storm is coming. A storm is coming.
1411 01:56:14,701 01:56:16,828 You must hurry. You must hurry.
1412 01:57:49,253 01:57:51,714 [ENGINE STARTS] [ENGINE STARTS]
1413 01:58:05,645 01:58:07,647 [TIRES SCREECHING] [TIRES SCREECHING]
1414 01:58:28,626 01:58:31,504 MAN'S VOICE: Five, four, three... MAN'S VOICE: Five, four, three...
1415 01:58:31,629 01:58:34,715 two, one, zero. two, one, zero.
1416 01:58:50,022 01:58:52,316 I'm going home. I'm going home.
1417 01:59:17,508 01:59:19,635 [CHUCKLING] [CHUCKLING]
1418 01:59:39,905 01:59:44,368 WOMAN OVER P.A.: ...please return all seat backs and tray tables... WOMAN OVER P.A.: ...please return all seat backs and tray tables...
1419 01:59:44,493 01:59:47,413 to their upright and locked positions. to their upright and locked positions.
1420 01:59:47,538 01:59:49,997 Once again, return all seat backs... Once again, return all seat backs...
1421 01:59:50,082 01:59:53,544 to their upright and locked positions. to their upright and locked positions.
1422 01:59:57,506 01:59:58,799 [LOUD BANG] [LOUD BANG]
1423 02:00:28,954 02:00:31,372 POLICE RADIO: ...switch back to base. POLICE RADIO: ...switch back to base.
1424 02:00:31,457 02:00:32,917 All units should be back on base frequency. All units should be back on base frequency.
1425 02:00:35,711 02:00:38,005 [CHATTER OVER RADIO] [CHATTER OVER RADIO]
1426 02:00:50,935 02:00:52,937 [FIRECRACKERS WHISTLING] [FIRECRACKERS WHISTLING]
1427 02:00:59,193 02:01:01,360 DONNIE'S VOICE: "Dear Roberta Sparrow... DONNIE'S VOICE: "Dear Roberta Sparrow...
1428 02:01:01,445 02:01:03,447 I've reached the end of your book... I've reached the end of your book...
1429 02:01:03,572 02:01:07,451 and there's so many things I need to ask you. and there's so many things I need to ask you.
1430 02:01:07,576 02:01:10,287 Sometimes I'm afraid of what you might tell me. Sometimes I'm afraid of what you might tell me.
1431 02:01:14,583 02:01:16,961 Sometimes I'm afraid that you'll tell me... Sometimes I'm afraid that you'll tell me...
1432 02:01:17,086 02:01:20,713 this is not a work of fiction. this is not a work of fiction.
1433 02:01:20,798 02:01:22,923 I can only hope that the answers... I can only hope that the answers...
1434 02:01:23,008 02:01:25,803 will come to me in my sleep. will come to me in my sleep.
1435 02:01:25,928 02:01:28,762 I hope that when the world comes to an end... I hope that when the world comes to an end...
1436 02:01:28,847 02:01:30,808 I can breathe a sigh of relief... I can breathe a sigh of relief...
1437 02:01:30,933 02:01:34,728 because there will be so much to look forward to." because there will be so much to look forward to."
1438 02:01:40,567 02:01:42,778 [LAUGHING] [LAUGHING]
1439 02:02:50,387 02:02:53,474 [ELIZABETH BREATHING] [ELIZABETH BREATHING]
1440 02:03:30,260 02:03:33,931 [PIANO STARTS] [PIANO STARTS]
1441 02:06:19,262 02:06:21,139 [MUSIC ENDS] [MUSIC ENDS]
1442 02:06:21,264 02:06:24,850 Hey. What's going on? Hey. What's going on?
1443 02:06:24,935 02:06:27,437 Horrible accident. Horrible accident.
1444 02:06:27,562 02:06:30,690 My neighbor... got killed. My neighbor... got killed.
1445 02:06:30,816 02:06:33,360 What happened? What happened?
1446 02:06:33,485 02:06:35,529 Got smushed by a jet engine. Got smushed by a jet engine.
1447 02:06:41,409 02:06:43,537 What was his name? What was his name?
1448 02:06:43,662 02:06:46,540 Donnie. Donnie Darko. Donnie. Donnie Darko.
1449 02:06:49,251 02:06:52,003 I feel bad for his family. I feel bad for his family.
1450 02:06:52,128 02:06:53,798 Yeah. Yeah.
1451 02:07:00,804 02:07:02,764 BOY: Did you know him? BOY: Did you know him?
1452 02:07:05,976 02:07:07,727 No. No.