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1 00:00:07,953 00:00:12,953 Provided by explosiveskull https://twitter.com/kaboomskull M_I_SForEver Provided by explosiveskull https://twitter.com/kaboomskull M_I_SForEver
2 00:00:15,010 00:00:19,051 "THE MOST IMPORTANT PIECE OF EQUIPMENT IN A CYCLIST'S HOME IS IN THE BATHROOM. "THE MOST IMPORTANT PIECE OF EQUIPMENT IN A CYCLIST'S HOME IS IN THE BATHROOM.
3 00:00:19,260 00:00:20,968 IT'S A SCALE." IT'S A SCALE."
4 00:00:21,301 00:00:22,968 LANCE ARMSTRONG LANCE ARMSTRONG
5 00:01:58,926 00:02:00,260 Hi. Hi.
6 00:02:28,885 00:02:33,843 DOMESTIQUE DOMESTIQUE
7 00:03:59,051 00:04:01,843 Don't you think we eat too much meat? Don't you think we eat too much meat?
8 00:04:03,635 00:04:06,218 Maybe we should stop. Maybe we should stop.
9 00:05:52,593 00:05:54,718 Are you OK? Are you OK?
10 00:05:56,551 00:05:57,801 Sorry. Sorry.
11 00:05:58,676 00:06:02,926 I guess I overdid it training today. I guess I overdid it training today.
12 00:06:12,551 00:06:13,551 It's OK. It's OK.
13 00:06:18,760 00:06:21,551 I wasn't totally hard anyway. I wasn't totally hard anyway.
14 00:06:34,218 00:06:37,093 You shouldn't overexert yourself so much. You shouldn't overexert yourself so much.
15 00:06:50,885 00:06:51,885 Roman... Roman...
16 00:06:53,260 00:06:56,010 will you put a plaster on? will you put a plaster on?
17 00:07:00,385 00:07:03,010 Do it, please. Do it, please.
18 00:07:19,468 00:07:20,468 Sorry. Sorry.
19 00:07:21,593 00:07:24,635 But we shouldn't cut corners. But we shouldn't cut corners.
20 00:07:39,135 00:07:40,551 Thanks. Thanks.
21 00:07:42,551 00:07:45,635 Of course, we're doing it for us. Of course, we're doing it for us.
22 00:08:12,218 00:08:14,260 Where are you off to? Where are you off to?
23 00:08:21,468 00:08:22,468 On the bike. On the bike.
24 00:08:23,176 00:08:24,176 Now? Now?
25 00:08:27,718 00:08:29,343 I'm falling behind. I'm falling behind.
26 00:08:30,176 00:08:32,093 But you trained all day. But you trained all day.
27 00:08:35,218 00:08:37,343 I know, but still. I know, but still.
28 00:08:38,468 00:08:40,301 You're overdoing it. You're overdoing it.
29 00:08:40,843 00:08:43,676 -You'll throw your biorhythms out. -Charlotte... -You'll throw your biorhythms out. -Charlotte...
30 00:08:44,301 00:08:45,426 relax. relax.
31 00:08:45,718 00:08:48,885 It's my body. I know it, I listen to it. It's my body. I know it, I listen to it.
32 00:08:49,426 00:08:53,384 I know when to ease off and when I can double down. I know when to ease off and when I can double down.
33 00:09:00,550 00:09:02,509 I'm falling behind, I can feel it. I'm falling behind, I can feel it.
34 00:09:03,218 00:09:04,592 Sorry. Sorry.
35 00:09:05,385 00:09:08,926 You should sleep properly. It's not healthy. You should sleep properly. It's not healthy.
36 00:09:17,426 00:09:20,593 You know it'll be my first day. You know it'll be my first day.
37 00:12:04,426 00:12:06,718 OCTOBER OCTOBER
38 00:12:06,843 00:12:08,551 SEXUAL INTERCOURSE SEXUAL INTERCOURSE
39 00:12:14,051 00:12:17,051 WET WET
40 00:14:29,051 00:14:30,176 This is the compressor. This is the compressor.
41 00:14:30,593 00:14:32,468 The most important part. The most important part.
42 00:14:32,926 00:14:34,468 Be super careful with it. Be super careful with it.
43 00:14:34,593 00:14:37,593 It takes a while to get used to the tent. It takes a while to get used to the tent.
44 00:14:37,968 00:14:41,385 You can't do 3,000 metres right away. You can't do 3,000 metres right away.
45 00:14:41,635 00:14:44,843 It'd cause hyperventilation. You'd overheat. It'd cause hyperventilation. You'd overheat.
46 00:14:44,968 00:14:48,760 You'd sleep terribly and in the morning You'd sleep terribly and in the morning
47 00:14:48,885 00:14:52,010 have a headache so bad you couldn't train. have a headache so bad you couldn't train.
48 00:14:52,260 00:14:54,468 -OK. -Trust me on this. -OK. -Trust me on this.
49 00:14:55,051 00:14:57,051 Be patient with it. Be patient with it.
50 00:14:57,718 00:14:59,760 So where should I start? So where should I start?
51 00:15:01,426 00:15:03,635 1850 metres. 1850 metres.
52 00:15:04,718 00:15:08,260 I'll set it for you. I'll set it for you.
53 00:15:09,301 00:15:13,093 When you go to bed, just press. When you go to bed, just press.
54 00:15:13,676 00:15:15,051 What's the limit? What's the limit?
55 00:15:16,843 00:15:19,468 It depends on the person. It depends on the person.
56 00:15:19,718 00:15:21,093 You can set it higher You can set it higher
57 00:15:21,385 00:15:26,093 but if you overdo it, you can suffer far more than a headache or tiredness. but if you overdo it, you can suffer far more than a headache or tiredness.
58 00:15:26,260 00:15:31,010 Never, ever go beyond the limit of 3800 metres. Never, ever go beyond the limit of 3800 metres.
59 00:15:31,176 00:15:32,260 OK? OK?
60 00:17:55,259 00:17:56,259 Hi. Hi.
61 00:18:02,885 00:18:03,968 I said, Hi. I said, Hi.
62 00:18:05,843 00:18:06,843 Hi. Hi.
63 00:18:17,385 00:18:18,510 What the hell is it? What the hell is it?
64 00:18:18,801 00:18:19,885 A tent. A tent.
65 00:18:22,926 00:18:24,426 Are we going somewhere? Are we going somewhere?
66 00:18:24,510 00:18:28,885 No, it's from the team. No, it's from the team.
67 00:18:31,010 00:18:32,093 It's actually... It's actually...
68 00:18:32,926 00:18:34,426 an oxygen tent. an oxygen tent.
69 00:18:37,135 00:18:38,885 And why do we need it? And why do we need it?
70 00:18:40,218 00:18:41,593 For training. For training.
71 00:18:41,801 00:18:45,593 Because an oxygen tent simulates Because an oxygen tent simulates
72 00:18:46,010 00:18:48,135 a high-altitude environment. a high-altitude environment.
73 00:18:48,551 00:18:52,301 The body has to cope with having less oxygen. The body has to cope with having less oxygen.
74 00:18:52,718 00:18:56,135 It produces more haemoglobin and red blood cells It produces more haemoglobin and red blood cells
75 00:18:56,301 00:19:04,135 and can deliver more oxygen to the muscles back at lower altitudes. and can deliver more oxygen to the muscles back at lower altitudes.
76 00:19:04,760 00:19:09,093 It boosts performance and endurance. It boosts performance and endurance.
77 00:19:12,093 00:19:13,676 So you suffocate yourself? So you suffocate yourself?
78 00:19:15,926 00:19:17,760 But where will we sleep? But where will we sleep?
79 00:19:19,385 00:19:22,926 Inside. We'll both fit there. Inside. We'll both fit there.
80 00:19:23,551 00:19:24,968 Come here. Come here.
81 00:19:27,843 00:19:29,843 I won't sleep in that. I won't sleep in that.
82 00:19:31,676 00:19:35,426 You'll feel healthier, more energetic. You'll feel healthier, more energetic.
83 00:19:36,051 00:19:39,676 I'm not going to suffocate or sleep in this. I'm not going to suffocate or sleep in this.
84 00:19:39,885 00:19:42,885 It runs on just electricity. It runs on just electricity.
85 00:19:46,051 00:19:47,510 Charlotte. Charlotte.
86 00:19:49,093 00:19:53,218 C'mon now, you'll get to like it. C'mon now, you'll get to like it.
87 00:19:53,593 00:19:57,676 It's just like a little camp in our bedroom. It's just like a little camp in our bedroom.
88 00:20:02,343 00:20:04,885 C'mon, sweetheart. C'mon, sweetheart.
89 00:20:07,843 00:20:09,635 Will you do it for me? Will you do it for me?
90 00:20:13,218 00:20:16,093 I've done a lot for you already. I've done a lot for you already.
91 00:20:18,551 00:20:21,885 So will you do this one last thing? So will you do this one last thing?
92 00:20:28,343 00:20:30,676 I'll dilute it, don't worry. I'll dilute it, don't worry.
93 00:20:33,093 00:20:34,801 It's bad enough you smoke. It's bad enough you smoke.
94 00:20:38,176 00:20:39,176 I do not. I do not.
95 00:20:48,260 00:20:50,510 Pour me some too, please. Pour me some too, please.
96 00:20:51,218 00:20:53,343 I'll make you a coffee in a bit. I'll make you a coffee in a bit.
97 00:21:06,010 00:21:08,468 It kept me awake last night. It kept me awake last night.
98 00:21:20,718 00:21:25,176 Don't tell me you can't have a coffee when you drink coke and water. Don't tell me you can't have a coffee when you drink coke and water.
99 00:21:26,926 00:21:28,801 I'm not hydrated enough. I'm not hydrated enough.
100 00:21:32,093 00:21:34,551 According to your litmus paper, right? According to your litmus paper, right?
101 00:21:44,801 00:21:47,468 Drink your disgusting coffee yourself. Drink your disgusting coffee yourself.
102 00:21:54,551 00:21:57,551 Have you seen me drink coffee in the last three years? Have you seen me drink coffee in the last three years?
103 00:22:01,176 00:22:05,926 -No. -Please, you know it keeps me awake. -No. -Please, you know it keeps me awake.
104 00:22:06,885 00:22:08,635 So don't drink the bloody coke. So don't drink the bloody coke.
105 00:22:09,593 00:22:11,510 Caffeine is caffeine. Caffeine is caffeine.
106 00:22:14,135 00:22:18,551 Coffee has a good influence on sperm motility, not caffeine. Coffee has a good influence on sperm motility, not caffeine.
107 00:22:34,385 00:22:36,718 You've got ice cream in the fridge. You've got ice cream in the fridge.
108 00:22:41,135 00:22:46,093 During the season you won't get proper food, just shitty pasta. During the season you won't get proper food, just shitty pasta.
109 00:22:54,593 00:22:57,593 Actually... Actually...
110 00:23:00,051 00:23:03,926 that's why I have the oxygen tent. that's why I have the oxygen tent.
111 00:23:06,551 00:23:07,551 Why? Why?
112 00:23:08,968 00:23:11,468 I'm not going to be racing. I'm not going to be racing.
113 00:23:15,135 00:23:16,926 You're telling me only now? You're telling me only now?
114 00:23:20,593 00:23:23,593 Why not, Roman? Why not, Roman?
115 00:23:25,843 00:23:32,218 They want me to train hard for two more months at home on my own. They want me to train hard for two more months at home on my own.
116 00:23:40,718 00:23:42,010 Those fuckers. Those fuckers.
117 00:23:44,343 00:23:50,926 Do you have to swear all the time? You went to university. Do you have to swear all the time? You went to university.
118 00:23:54,301 00:23:57,051 Whereas you didn't finish school and speak proper? Whereas you didn't finish school and speak proper?
119 00:23:57,468 00:23:58,468 Yes, I do. Yes, I do.
120 00:23:59,260 00:24:02,051 Do you ever hear me swearing like that? Do you ever hear me swearing like that?
121 00:24:29,218 00:24:31,968 I'll be home more, I'll be with you. I'll be home more, I'll be with you.
122 00:24:33,510 00:24:35,426 That's good, no? That's good, no?
123 00:24:47,176 00:24:51,176 So if you don't go racing how long will the tent be here? So if you don't go racing how long will the tent be here?
124 00:24:54,260 00:24:55,260 What? What?
125 00:24:59,010 00:25:02,801 If you don't go racing how long will the tent be here? If you don't go racing how long will the tent be here?
126 00:25:05,801 00:25:06,801 Well... Well...
127 00:25:08,885 00:25:11,676 for it to have an effect on the body for it to have an effect on the body
128 00:25:12,385 00:25:14,343 four to six weeks. four to six weeks.
129 00:25:16,635 00:25:18,093 You're taking the piss. You're taking the piss.
130 00:25:18,218 00:25:25,385 It's a non-physiological short cut, but it'll need at least a month. It's a non-physiological short cut, but it'll need at least a month.
131 00:25:37,218 00:25:38,593 Can you handle it? Can you handle it?
132 00:25:43,260 00:25:44,301 Thanks. Thanks.
133 00:26:55,343 00:26:56,385 What's up? What's up?
134 00:26:58,301 00:26:59,301 Nothing. Nothing.
135 00:27:31,051 00:27:33,135 And one more for the libido. And one more for the libido.
136 00:27:35,426 00:27:37,801 But I don't need it. But I don't need it.
137 00:27:38,843 00:27:41,260 You did yesterday, no? You did yesterday, no?
138 00:27:48,468 00:27:52,676 Would you do the dishes? The dishwasher's broken. Would you do the dishes? The dishwasher's broken.
139 00:29:43,885 00:29:44,885 Bloody hell. Bloody hell.
140 00:29:55,010 00:29:58,551 Close it, please. It has to be closed. Close it, please. It has to be closed.
141 00:30:30,635 00:30:34,260 -Is it going to hum non-stop? -It's fine. -Is it going to hum non-stop? -It's fine.
142 00:30:47,551 00:30:48,551 Charlotte. Charlotte.
143 00:30:49,968 00:30:52,051 Not tonight. Not tonight.
144 00:30:52,926 00:30:54,593 How come? How come?
145 00:30:56,260 00:31:02,051 We couldn't breathe. We should've done it before turning on the compressor. We couldn't breathe. We should've done it before turning on the compressor.
146 00:31:03,051 00:31:04,801 So turn it off. So turn it off.
147 00:31:05,510 00:31:10,635 It'd break if we kept turning it on and off. Tomorrow. It'd break if we kept turning it on and off. Tomorrow.
148 00:31:11,051 00:31:14,801 -Tomorrow you'll be worn out from training. -I won't. -Tomorrow you'll be worn out from training. -I won't.
149 00:31:18,301 00:31:21,676 You do know we only have a fertility window of three days? You do know we only have a fertility window of three days?
150 00:31:25,385 00:31:27,551 We have two more days. We have two more days.
151 00:31:29,135 00:31:32,010 Tomorrow. I promise. Tomorrow. I promise.
152 00:32:05,260 00:32:06,260 What? What?
153 00:32:06,843 00:32:08,635 Did you put on the plaster? Did you put on the plaster?
154 00:32:12,551 00:32:14,260 You can't cut corners. You can't cut corners.
155 00:32:14,426 00:32:17,676 I don't need any protective plaster on my balls. I don't need any protective plaster on my balls.
156 00:32:18,426 00:32:19,426 Roman. Roman.
157 00:32:20,260 00:32:22,135 You're on that bike all day. You're on that bike all day.
158 00:32:22,385 00:32:24,426 In those sweaty shorts. In those sweaty shorts.
159 00:32:26,343 00:32:32,135 You gulp down those dodgy supplements that may even make you shrink. You gulp down those dodgy supplements that may even make you shrink.
160 00:32:33,176 00:32:37,135 So what you need most is cooling plasters on your balls. So what you need most is cooling plasters on your balls.
161 00:32:38,801 00:32:40,885 Please put on the plaster. Please put on the plaster.
162 00:34:30,551 00:34:32,885 SEXUAL INTERCOURSE SEXUAL INTERCOURSE
163 00:34:33,301 00:34:35,593 CERVICAL MUCUS CERVICAL MUCUS
164 00:34:36,218 00:34:39,593 SLIMY SLIMY
165 00:35:48,385 00:35:52,093 I didn't burn off a thing. Thanks to your ice cream. I didn't burn off a thing. Thanks to your ice cream.
166 00:36:51,926 00:36:53,676 -Bye. -Bye. -Bye. -Bye.
167 00:36:54,426 00:36:57,260 Don't forget I'm be late. We have that parents' evening. Don't forget I'm be late. We have that parents' evening.
168 00:36:58,051 00:37:01,218 -All your food is prepared in the fridge. -Thanks. -All your food is prepared in the fridge. -Thanks.
169 00:37:09,510 00:37:11,510 We should stop eating gluten. We should stop eating gluten.
170 00:37:12,426 00:37:14,010 It's totally unhealthy. It's totally unhealthy.
171 00:44:18,760 00:44:20,135 So what'll we do today? So what'll we do today?
172 00:44:21,051 00:44:22,801 I've got to train now. I've got to train now.
173 00:44:24,843 00:44:26,051 But it's Saturday. But it's Saturday.
174 00:44:27,343 00:44:31,468 It is, but as I said I've got individual training It is, but as I said I've got individual training
175 00:44:32,468 00:44:34,718 with just one day of regeneration. with just one day of regeneration.
176 00:44:35,926 00:44:39,801 But you didn't say a word about training at weekends. But you didn't say a word about training at weekends.
177 00:44:40,135 00:44:43,093 I thought it was obvious. I thought it was obvious.
178 00:44:49,926 00:44:52,010 I want that tent out of the flat. I want that tent out of the flat.
179 00:44:54,426 00:44:57,968 I don't want it here. I don't want to sleep in it. I don't want it here. I don't want to sleep in it.
180 00:45:02,760 00:45:03,760 What then? What then?
181 00:45:05,551 00:45:07,426 What do you mean, what then? What do you mean, what then?
182 00:45:07,885 00:45:10,968 -We're going to sleep like normal people. -No. -We're going to sleep like normal people. -No.
183 00:45:12,218 00:45:14,385 I mean, what then when I stop riding? I mean, what then when I stop riding?
184 00:46:18,843 00:46:19,926 Hello. Hello.
185 00:46:20,676 00:46:21,676 Hi. Hi.
186 00:48:39,635 00:48:41,218 Pump your arm. Pump your arm.
187 00:48:43,426 00:48:45,135 Fine. Lie down. Fine. Lie down.
188 00:48:46,510 00:48:47,510 Relax. Relax.
189 00:49:20,551 00:49:23,760 It's completely simple and completely safe. It's completely simple and completely safe.
190 00:49:26,260 00:49:28,718 There's nothing to be afraid of. There's nothing to be afraid of.
191 00:51:05,218 00:51:06,801 I need some name for you. I need some name for you.
192 00:51:08,926 00:51:10,760 Maybe the name of your dog. Maybe the name of your dog.
193 00:51:12,968 00:51:15,510 -Our dog died. -Whatever. -Our dog died. -Whatever.
194 00:51:15,593 00:51:18,343 Any kind of name you'll remember. Any kind of name you'll remember.
195 00:51:22,885 00:51:23,885 Miguel. Miguel.
196 00:51:25,176 00:51:26,176 OK. OK.
197 00:51:27,801 00:51:29,510 Raise your arm. Raise your arm.
198 00:51:30,510 00:51:34,510 Press it here, so there's no bruising. Press it here, so there's no bruising.
199 00:51:36,010 00:51:39,135 You're going to feel sick for a bit. You're going to feel sick for a bit.
200 00:51:39,718 00:51:43,593 You've lost a lot of blood. You're going to need iron You've lost a lot of blood. You're going to need iron
201 00:51:43,801 00:51:46,135 and vitamin B. and vitamin B.
202 00:51:48,593 00:51:50,635 Have a beer when you get home. Have a beer when you get home.
203 00:51:51,385 00:51:52,676 I don't drink beer. I don't drink beer.
204 00:51:55,760 00:51:58,760 Actually I've never even been drunk. Actually I've never even been drunk.
205 00:52:01,843 00:52:03,843 How's that even possible How's that even possible
206 00:52:05,343 00:52:09,343 So when you get home have a nice piece of meat. So when you get home have a nice piece of meat.
207 00:52:09,968 00:52:12,218 We've stopped eating meat. We've stopped eating meat.
208 00:52:13,176 00:52:14,385 What? What?
209 00:52:16,885 00:52:21,135 It's unhealthy. You must eat meat. That's nonsense. It's unhealthy. You must eat meat. That's nonsense.
210 00:52:22,801 00:52:27,010 It'll make your whole body weak. Your hair'll fall out. It'll make your whole body weak. Your hair'll fall out.
211 00:52:28,051 00:52:29,843 You'll be needlessly tired. You'll be needlessly tired.
212 00:52:31,843 00:52:32,968 It's not on. It's not on.
213 00:52:34,760 00:52:37,801 Why do that? It's unhealthy. Why do that? It's unhealthy.
214 00:52:39,843 00:52:42,260 And definitely don't take EPO today. And definitely don't take EPO today.
215 00:52:43,135 00:52:49,510 Your body would stop producing blood cells. Your body would stop producing blood cells.
216 00:52:49,635 00:52:52,135 So forget about it for today. So forget about it for today.
217 00:52:56,385 00:52:57,510 I don't take EPO. I don't take EPO.
218 00:53:17,385 00:53:18,593 What do you weigh? What do you weigh?
219 00:53:19,801 00:53:20,801 60 kilos. 60 kilos.
220 00:53:22,301 00:53:27,426 That's a hell of a lot to carry. You've got to lose weight That's a hell of a lot to carry. You've got to lose weight
221 00:53:28,593 00:53:30,676 and get your hematocrits up. and get your hematocrits up.
222 00:53:32,801 00:53:35,260 The easiest way to do that is with EPO. The easiest way to do that is with EPO.
223 00:53:36,051 00:53:40,885 It can boost oxygen transmission in the blood a lot. It can boost oxygen transmission in the blood a lot.
224 00:53:41,385 00:53:43,510 That means a huge boost in strength. That means a huge boost in strength.
225 00:53:43,968 00:53:46,301 It's all below the permitted limit. It's all below the permitted limit.
226 00:53:47,093 00:53:49,343 I've heard it's dangerous. I've heard it's dangerous.
227 00:53:50,135 00:53:51,343 It isn't. It isn't.
228 00:53:52,676 00:53:54,301 Dosing can be tricky, Dosing can be tricky,
229 00:53:54,718 00:53:59,385 but just like having 10 litres of fruit juice a day. but just like having 10 litres of fruit juice a day.
230 00:54:00,885 00:54:03,676 If you like I can give you a few capsules. If you like I can give you a few capsules.
231 00:54:03,885 00:54:06,635 Free, for now. Just a test. Free, for now. Just a test.
232 00:54:08,635 00:54:10,301 By prescription, if you like. By prescription, if you like.
233 00:54:10,551 00:54:11,885 Got a girlfriend? Got a girlfriend?
234 00:54:12,843 00:54:15,385 -A wife. -What's her name? -A wife. -What's her name?
235 00:54:16,593 00:54:17,593 Charlotte. Charlotte.
236 00:54:17,926 00:54:20,176 How long have you been together? How long have you been together?
237 00:54:21,551 00:54:22,718 Four years. Four years.
238 00:54:23,051 00:54:26,010 Yeah? How's it going? Yeah? How's it going?
239 00:54:27,885 00:54:29,510 We're trying for a baby. We're trying for a baby.
240 00:54:30,510 00:54:33,176 Nice. I can write them in her name. Nice. I can write them in her name.
241 00:54:33,760 00:54:36,218 For menstrual bleeding. For menstrual bleeding.
242 00:54:38,301 00:54:39,301 Sure, I guess. Sure, I guess.
243 00:54:40,301 00:54:42,635 She tends to bleed a lot. She tends to bleed a lot.
244 00:54:43,801 00:54:44,885 Excellent. Excellent.
245 00:54:45,051 00:54:48,635 -Have you tried anything else, like testosterone? -No. -Have you tried anything else, like testosterone? -No.
246 00:54:49,176 00:54:50,676 Cortisone? Cortisone?
247 00:54:50,885 00:54:52,885 Growth hormones? Steroids? Growth hormones? Steroids?
248 00:54:53,051 00:54:54,051 Nothing. Nothing.
249 00:54:54,593 00:54:59,926 Once my dad gave me something for stiff muscles Once my dad gave me something for stiff muscles
250 00:55:00,135 00:55:04,301 but I felt weird afterwards. but I felt weird afterwards.
251 00:55:05,718 00:55:10,843 After EPO you feel great, no longer exhausted, After EPO you feel great, no longer exhausted,
252 00:55:11,968 00:55:14,093 healthy, strong. healthy, strong.
253 00:55:15,010 00:55:18,301 It improves your mood and above all endurance. It improves your mood and above all endurance.
254 00:55:18,760 00:55:22,426 You can take more and above all for longer. You can take more and above all for longer.
255 00:55:23,426 00:55:25,176 You go beyond your limits. You go beyond your limits.
256 00:55:28,593 00:55:31,135 -Do you use the oxygen tent? -Yeah. -Do you use the oxygen tent? -Yeah.
257 00:55:32,468 00:55:33,468 Good. Good.
258 00:55:34,385 00:55:37,718 Because it boosts natural EPO production Because it boosts natural EPO production
259 00:55:38,426 00:55:41,676 and balances out the level of synthetic stuff. and balances out the level of synthetic stuff.
260 00:55:45,260 00:55:50,676 In a month we'll return that blood of yours. In a month we'll return that blood of yours.
261 00:57:48,093 00:57:49,093 Hi. Hi.
262 00:57:52,926 00:57:54,343 Hi. Hi.
263 00:57:57,593 00:57:59,135 Where were you? Where were you?
264 00:58:00,135 00:58:01,468 I went swimming. I went swimming.
265 00:58:03,801 00:58:05,176 How about you? How about you?
266 00:58:06,718 00:58:08,801 I feel kind of weird. I feel kind of weird.
267 00:58:09,718 00:58:13,176 So will we do it? It's my last day. So will we do it? It's my last day.
268 00:58:16,426 00:58:18,176 Not today. I'm not feeling well. Not today. I'm not feeling well.
269 00:58:19,260 00:58:21,593 You couldn't cook steak for dinner? You couldn't cook steak for dinner?
270 00:58:23,760 00:58:25,801 We don't eat meat. We don't eat meat.
271 00:59:18,468 00:59:21,635 MENSTRUATION MENSTRUATION
272 00:59:24,051 00:59:27,635 NOVEMBER NOVEMBER
273 01:01:01,718 01:01:03,510 You got over it fast. You got over it fast.
274 01:01:04,010 01:01:05,301 I have my period. I have my period.
275 01:01:09,301 01:01:11,135 So in the ass. So in the ass.
276 01:01:13,051 01:01:14,093 Forget about it. Forget about it.
277 01:01:28,010 01:01:29,010 Sweetheart. Sweetheart.
278 01:01:33,510 01:01:34,801 Charlotte. Charlotte.
279 01:01:36,093 01:01:37,551 C'mon baby. C'mon baby.
280 01:01:45,718 01:01:46,926 C'mon. C'mon.
281 01:02:17,635 01:02:18,760 C'mon. C'mon.
282 01:02:44,801 01:02:47,010 C'mon. C 'mon. C'mon. C 'mon.
283 01:02:55,218 01:02:56,385 Charlotte. Charlotte.
284 01:04:25,093 01:04:26,093 Roman. Roman.
285 01:04:29,343 01:04:30,676 What's going on? What's going on?
286 01:04:36,801 01:04:38,551 What the fuck is going on? What the fuck is going on?
287 01:04:39,676 01:04:40,926 Nothing. Nothing.
288 01:04:45,343 01:04:46,343 Roman. Roman.
289 01:04:48,218 01:04:49,510 What is going on? What is going on?
290 01:04:56,760 01:04:58,385 It happens sometimes. It happens sometimes.
291 01:05:02,176 01:05:03,510 It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter.
292 01:05:11,301 01:05:12,301 It'll be OK. It'll be OK.
293 01:05:20,301 01:05:22,510 I understand. I understand.
294 01:05:28,760 01:05:30,051 It'll be OK. It'll be OK.
295 01:08:35,176 01:08:36,260 Good morning. Good morning.
296 01:08:37,968 01:08:38,968 Goodness. Goodness.
297 01:08:39,926 01:08:40,926 Morning. Morning.
298 01:08:46,051 01:08:48,635 Did you sleep really well or something? Did you sleep really well or something?
299 01:08:49,426 01:08:51,010 The same as always. The same as always.
300 01:09:18,718 01:09:20,301 Looking good. Looking good.
301 01:09:22,301 01:09:23,301 Thanks. Thanks.
302 01:09:25,093 01:09:26,968 What time will you get back? What time will you get back?
303 01:09:27,176 01:09:28,176 The usual time. The usual time.
304 01:09:29,260 01:09:32,260 I was thinking we could maybe go out. I was thinking we could maybe go out.
305 01:09:33,760 01:09:35,135 To the cinema maybe. To the cinema maybe.
306 01:09:38,301 01:09:41,301 -You'd skip training? -Sure, I feel great. -You'd skip training? -Sure, I feel great.
307 01:09:43,051 01:09:44,218 It wouldn't hurt. It wouldn't hurt.
308 01:09:45,676 01:09:47,635 So after dinner we'll go to the movies. So after dinner we'll go to the movies.
309 01:09:48,051 01:09:50,968 I'd just go to the cinema. I'd just go to the cinema.
310 01:09:51,968 01:09:54,468 But you know not eating isn't healthy. But you know not eating isn't healthy.
311 01:10:06,760 01:10:08,510 You don't like it? You don't like it?
312 01:10:09,551 01:10:14,385 Not at all. It's really tasty. I'm just full. Not at all. It's really tasty. I'm just full.
313 01:10:15,676 01:10:17,760 But you haven't eaten a thing. But you haven't eaten a thing.
314 01:10:21,635 01:10:23,176 Somehow I'm just not hungry. Somehow I'm just not hungry.
315 01:10:28,385 01:10:31,510 So I made you pasta and you don't even eat it? So I made you pasta and you don't even eat it?
316 01:10:34,718 01:10:37,468 You think I want a man who's skinnier than me? You think I want a man who's skinnier than me?
317 01:10:37,885 01:10:40,676 It's bad enough you shave your legs more than me. It's bad enough you shave your legs more than me.
318 01:11:48,135 01:11:50,385 What the fuck was that supposed to be? What the fuck was that supposed to be?
319 01:11:52,551 01:11:56,760 If you'd said it was so long I'd have worn compression socks. If you'd said it was so long I'd have worn compression socks.
320 01:11:56,925 01:11:58,843 My legs got stiff. My legs got stiff.
321 01:11:59,343 01:12:01,301 I meant the lift. I meant the lift.
322 01:12:02,468 01:12:07,176 We were first and I won't wait for anyone, or climb stairs. We were first and I won't wait for anyone, or climb stairs.
323 01:12:08,593 01:12:12,385 You can't take air conditioning, when you stand you need to sit, You can't take air conditioning, when you stand you need to sit,
324 01:12:12,509 01:12:16,926 and if it's for long you need to lie down. And now stairs too? and if it's for long you need to lie down. And now stairs too?
325 01:12:18,093 01:12:20,884 What'll it be next, Roman? What'll it be next, Roman?
326 01:12:23,801 01:12:28,551 Bernard Hinault, who won the Tour de France five times, Bernard Hinault, who won the Tour de France five times,
327 01:12:29,593 01:12:34,135 used to have himself carried up stairs. used to have himself carried up stairs.
328 01:12:35,926 01:12:37,135 Yeah? Yeah?
329 01:12:37,801 01:12:40,551 But you haven't won it even once. But you haven't won it even once.
330 01:12:41,426 01:12:44,468 You've never entered it and you never will. You've never entered it and you never will.
331 01:17:14,301 01:17:17,010 I'm not hungry. I ate earlier. I'm not hungry. I ate earlier.
332 01:17:19,385 01:17:21,426 Save your excuses. Save your excuses.
333 01:17:23,176 01:17:25,010 I've heard that one before. I've heard that one before.
334 01:17:29,385 01:17:32,593 Where? At your school? Where? At your school?
335 01:17:36,593 01:17:38,760 Yeah. For example. Yeah. For example.
336 01:17:46,426 01:17:48,843 It's not as if I go throw up in the washbasin. It's not as if I go throw up in the washbasin.
337 01:17:54,760 01:17:57,718 It's obvious you don't know what you're talking about. It's obvious you don't know what you're talking about.
338 01:17:59,760 01:18:03,676 That's how it usually starts throwing up in the sink. That's how it usually starts throwing up in the sink.
339 01:18:06,385 01:18:09,801 Maybe because vomiting in the toilet is too demeaning. Maybe because vomiting in the toilet is too demeaning.
340 01:18:10,635 01:18:13,010 Having to kneel too is terrible. Having to kneel too is terrible.
341 01:18:15,301 01:18:18,260 But then when the vomit starts to block the sink But then when the vomit starts to block the sink
342 01:18:18,510 01:18:21,051 you end up using the toilet anyway. you end up using the toilet anyway.
343 01:18:25,593 01:18:26,593 Tell me more. Tell me more.
344 01:18:28,385 01:18:29,385 That's all. That's all.
345 01:18:32,301 01:18:36,301 Don't you have other interesting tips, from your school? Don't you have other interesting tips, from your school?
346 01:18:37,510 01:18:38,510 Ice cream. Ice cream.
347 01:18:40,218 01:18:41,218 What about it? What about it?
348 01:18:42,260 01:18:44,343 Ice cream's the best lubricant. Ice cream's the best lubricant.
349 01:18:45,260 01:18:47,843 After it, food flows right through you. After it, food flows right through you.
350 01:18:48,718 01:18:51,676 And when you throw up it still smells like ice cream. And when you throw up it still smells like ice cream.
351 01:18:58,551 01:18:59,760 You OK? You OK?
352 01:19:01,801 01:19:03,385 Yeah. It was good today. Yeah. It was good today.
353 01:19:03,676 01:19:06,468 -You polished off the whole pizza? -Yeah. -You polished off the whole pizza? -Yeah.
354 01:19:58,635 01:20:01,260 You've got a coffee and a libido pill in the kitchen. You've got a coffee and a libido pill in the kitchen.
355 01:20:05,968 01:20:07,010 Thanks. Thanks.
356 01:22:21,926 01:22:24,426 -I'll turn the lights on. -No, don't. -I'll turn the lights on. -No, don't.
357 01:22:31,051 01:22:32,051 From behind. From behind.
358 01:22:33,718 01:22:35,260 It's better for conceiving. It's better for conceiving.
359 01:24:39,260 01:24:41,968 I feel like this time it's going to work out. I feel like this time it's going to work out.
360 01:24:51,468 01:24:52,760 What are you thinking about? What are you thinking about?
361 01:24:59,260 01:25:01,885 That it's a pity I can't be pregnant too. That it's a pity I can't be pregnant too.
362 01:25:10,093 01:25:12,301 It's OK, I'll handle it. It's OK, I'll handle it.
363 01:25:15,426 01:25:16,510 I'll handle it. I'll handle it.
364 01:25:19,176 01:25:20,926 In the 1970s In the 1970s
365 01:25:23,135 01:25:25,801 sportswomen in the USSR and East Germany sportswomen in the USSR and East Germany
366 01:25:27,843 01:25:32,551 deliberately got pregnant before competitions. deliberately got pregnant before competitions.
367 01:25:33,885 01:25:37,926 Because pregnancy Because pregnancy
368 01:25:39,385 01:25:44,843 is in itself a terribly demanding physical performance. is in itself a terribly demanding physical performance.
369 01:25:46,176 01:25:50,176 The body begins producing lots of hormones, The body begins producing lots of hormones,
370 01:25:50,676 01:25:56,635 as if it were naturally doping itself. as if it were naturally doping itself.
371 01:26:05,968 01:26:06,968 And then? And then?
372 01:26:12,051 01:26:13,968 What happened to them afterwards? What happened to them afterwards?
373 01:26:18,135 01:26:20,635 Well, for the most part Well, for the most part
374 01:26:22,926 01:26:25,135 they couldn't handle it at all. they couldn't handle it at all.
375 01:26:28,135 01:26:32,093 Seeing how the body changes. Seeing how the body changes.
376 01:26:34,093 01:26:37,051 How you put on weight in the wrong places. How you put on weight in the wrong places.
377 01:26:37,260 01:26:40,551 Your breasts and pelvis expand. Your breasts and pelvis expand.
378 01:26:41,551 01:26:45,218 The hormones turn you totally crazy. The hormones turn you totally crazy.
379 01:26:49,385 01:26:55,218 Usually they had miscarriages after they'd competed. Usually they had miscarriages after they'd competed.
380 01:26:55,510 01:27:02,260 They were so destroyed they totally lost the ability to conceive. They were so destroyed they totally lost the ability to conceive.
381 01:27:09,260 01:27:10,510 So what's your point? So what's your point?
382 01:27:15,218 01:27:18,301 If I could be pregnant now If I could be pregnant now
383 01:27:19,676 01:27:26,385 there'd be a huge natural improvement in the quality of my blood, there'd be a huge natural improvement in the quality of my blood,
384 01:27:27,093 01:27:28,385 haemoglobin. haemoglobin.
385 01:27:29,885 01:27:36,968 My muscles would oxygenate better, my ligaments would be more flexible. My muscles would oxygenate better, my ligaments would be more flexible.
386 01:27:37,260 01:27:39,260 I'd perform better. I'd perform better.
387 01:27:43,093 01:27:45,885 And I could really do with that right now. And I could really do with that right now.
388 01:29:45,510 01:29:47,968 How much longer will it take? How much longer will it take?
389 01:29:51,385 01:29:52,926 Twenty minutes or so. Twenty minutes or so.
390 01:30:03,468 01:30:06,760 How soon will I notice the change? How soon will I notice the change?
391 01:30:08,093 01:30:09,760 More or less immediately. More or less immediately.
392 01:30:11,718 01:30:15,176 You'll feel strong, healthy. You'll feel strong, healthy.
393 01:30:16,676 01:30:18,093 Euphoric. Euphoric.
394 01:30:20,510 01:30:22,218 You'll have loads of energy. You'll have loads of energy.
395 01:30:23,801 01:30:27,301 So make sure you make the best use of it. So make sure you make the best use of it.
396 01:30:31,093 01:30:35,218 I've got goose bumps all over. I've got goose bumps all over.
397 01:30:36,260 01:30:43,635 That's normal. That blood bag was in the freezer over a month. That's normal. That blood bag was in the freezer over a month.
398 01:30:54,135 01:30:55,176 Cheers. Cheers.
399 01:30:56,926 01:30:59,718 It seems like it went great for you today. It seems like it went great for you today.
400 01:31:08,426 01:31:10,135 -Fancy a drop? -No. -Fancy a drop? -No.
401 01:31:10,468 01:31:13,468 Of course, you don't drink. Of course, you don't drink.
402 01:31:14,135 01:31:15,801 You're damn right. You're damn right.
403 01:31:23,968 01:31:26,176 I've had treatment so many times. I've had treatment so many times.
404 01:31:29,551 01:31:32,426 When you think it's gone, it comes back. When you think it's gone, it comes back.
405 01:31:34,926 01:31:37,051 It beats you every time. It beats you every time.
406 01:31:39,385 01:31:41,135 So I gave in to it. So I gave in to it.
407 01:32:05,968 01:32:08,468 There's no point trying to fight it. There's no point trying to fight it.
408 01:32:12,510 01:32:14,468 It's like every disease. It's like every disease.
409 01:32:14,926 01:32:19,843 If someone says they've been cured, it's a lie. If someone says they've been cured, it's a lie.
410 01:32:20,635 01:32:21,676 A lie. A lie.
411 01:32:24,051 01:32:30,801 They've just suppressed it. But it'll come back and it'll get you. They've just suppressed it. But it'll come back and it'll get you.
412 01:32:33,926 01:32:35,718 Like every disease. Like every disease.
413 01:32:37,551 01:32:39,718 You can think what you like about it. You can think what you like about it.
414 01:33:30,343 01:33:32,260 I'll give you some advice. I'll give you some advice.
415 01:33:34,093 01:33:40,176 After you train, have a big glass of warm water. After you train, have a big glass of warm water.
416 01:33:42,718 01:33:44,385 You'll feel full. You'll feel full.
417 01:33:45,551 01:33:47,801 And then take two sleeping pills. And then take two sleeping pills.
418 01:33:47,926 01:33:53,551 You'll sleep through dinner and if you're very lucky through breakfast. You'll sleep through dinner and if you're very lucky through breakfast.
419 01:33:58,385 01:33:59,718 Also... Also...
420 01:34:02,260 01:34:03,760 dye your hair. dye your hair.
421 01:34:03,926 01:34:06,635 It'll burn off the genetic information. It'll burn off the genetic information.
422 01:34:06,760 01:34:12,718 Everything you take is recorded in your hair. Everything you take is recorded in your hair.
423 01:34:49,010 01:34:50,760 -No! -Wait. -No! -Wait.
424 01:34:51,135 01:34:52,135 No! No!
425 01:34:53,385 01:34:54,468 Wait. Wait.
426 01:34:57,635 01:34:58,635 Wait! Wait!
427 01:35:05,801 01:35:10,176 Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait.
428 01:37:37,468 01:37:40,010 MENSTRUATION MENSTRUATION
429 01:39:56,635 01:39:59,176 Be careful with the vomiting. Be careful with the vomiting.
430 01:40:02,801 01:40:05,426 It's giving you a rash. It's giving you a rash.
431 01:40:07,926 01:40:11,551 Look at yourself. You're totally pale. Look at yourself. You're totally pale.
432 01:40:13,635 01:40:16,426 Soon you'll look like a junkie. Soon you'll look like a junkie.
433 01:40:16,718 01:40:21,260 And not being a woman you can't cover it up with makeup. And not being a woman you can't cover it up with makeup.
434 01:40:22,301 01:40:26,760 Watch out. When you do it you lose very valuable nutrients. Watch out. When you do it you lose very valuable nutrients.
435 01:40:27,801 01:40:29,760 Then you'll be tired. Then you'll be tired.
436 01:40:30,510 01:40:31,510 I feel fine. I feel fine.
437 01:40:31,593 01:40:35,635 Because you're on EPO and getting new blood. Because you're on EPO and getting new blood.
438 01:40:37,635 01:40:40,260 You may also be swollen up after it You may also be swollen up after it
439 01:40:41,010 01:40:42,926 as you're retaining water. as you're retaining water.
440 01:40:43,176 01:40:45,385 I'm just trying... I'm just trying...
441 01:40:45,635 01:40:47,385 It's OK. It's OK.
442 01:40:48,176 01:40:49,801 But tell me... But tell me...
443 01:40:52,301 01:40:55,468 how did you feel after the first transfusion? how did you feel after the first transfusion?
444 01:40:57,260 01:40:58,260 OK? OK?
445 01:40:58,551 01:41:00,593 Yeah. Of course. Yeah. Of course.
446 01:41:01,968 01:41:05,760 Sometimes the body resists. Sometimes the body resists.
447 01:41:07,426 01:41:09,718 But I guess you're strong. But I guess you're strong.
448 01:41:12,260 01:41:15,843 Actually I was surprised how much of a boost I got. Actually I was surprised how much of a boost I got.
449 01:41:48,801 01:41:49,926 Fucking hell. Fucking hell.
450 01:42:39,218 01:42:40,426 Roman. Roman.
451 01:43:00,551 01:43:02,885 Have you been rooting in my stuff? Have you been rooting in my stuff?
452 01:43:04,218 01:43:06,468 -No, I haven't. -No? -No, I haven't. -No?
453 01:43:08,760 01:43:11,968 If you haven't rooted around, what's this lying here? If you haven't rooted around, what's this lying here?
454 01:43:17,343 01:43:18,760 Do I fuck with you? Do I fuck with you?
455 01:43:20,760 01:43:21,801 No I don't! No I don't!
456 01:43:25,135 01:43:26,385 So don't fuck with me. So don't fuck with me.
457 01:43:27,760 01:43:30,760 I just want to know why. It's not healthy. I just want to know why. It's not healthy.
458 01:55:38,718 01:55:42,801 DOMESTIQUE DOMESTIQUE
459 01:55:43,244 01:55:48,244 Provided by explosiveskull https://twitter.com/kaboomskull Provided by explosiveskull https://twitter.com/kaboomskull