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1 00:00:01,376 00:00:04,083 The Fourth Great and Bountiful Human Empire. The Fourth Great and Bountiful Human Empire.
2 00:00:04,171 00:00:07,129 Every single fact in the Empire beams out of this place. Every single fact in the Empire beams out of this place.
3 00:00:07,257 00:00:08,793 Now, that's what] call power. Now, that's what] call power.
4 00:00:08,884 00:00:12,502 Six hundred channels, all coming out of Satellite Five, broadcasting everywhere. Six hundred channels, all coming out of Satellite Five, broadcasting everywhere.
5 00:00:12,596 00:00:14,632 This technology's wrong. This technology's wrong.
6 00:00:16,058 00:00:17,548 - Trouble'.7 - Oh, yeah. - Trouble'.7 - Oh, yeah.
7 00:00:17,643 00:00:20,680 This is not the Fourth Great and Bountiful Human Empire. This is not the Fourth Great and Bountiful Human Empire.
8 00:00:20,771 00:00:25,014 It's a place where humans are allowed to live by kind permission of my client. It's a place where humans are allowed to live by kind permission of my client.
9 00:00:25,234 00:00:26,474 Who controls Satellite Five? Who controls Satellite Five?
10 00:00:27,152 00:00:30,895 The MightyJagrafess of the Holy Hadrojassic Maxarodenfoe. The MightyJagrafess of the Holy Hadrojassic Maxarodenfoe.
11 00:00:31,240 00:00:33,822 You mean that thing's in charge of Satellite Five? You mean that thing's in charge of Satellite Five?
12 00:00:33,909 00:00:36,776 Once you go to Floor 500, you never come back. Once you go to Floor 500, you never come back.
13 00:00:46,296 00:00:49,003 You'll have to stay and explain it, no one‘s going to believe me. You'll have to stay and explain it, no one‘s going to believe me.
14 00:00:49,091 00:00:50,877 They might start believing a lot of things now. They might start believing a lot of things now.
15 00:00:50,968 00:00:53,675 The human race should accelerate, all back to normal. The human race should accelerate, all back to normal.
16 00:01:04,314 00:01:06,225 What's happening? What's happening?
17 00:01:10,320 00:01:12,311 Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
18 00:01:13,532 00:01:16,524 I don't believe it! Why did they put you in there? I don't believe it! Why did they put you in there?
19 00:01:16,952 00:01:18,567 They never said you were coming. They never said you were coming.
20 00:01:18,662 00:01:20,277 What happened? I was... What happened? I was...
21 00:01:20,914 00:01:24,452 Careful now. 00h, mind yourself. Careful now. 00h, mind yourself.
22 00:01:24,543 00:01:26,659 That's the transmat, it scrambles your head. That's the transmat, it scrambles your head.
23 00:01:26,795 00:01:29,958 I was sick for days. All right? I was sick for days. All right?
24 00:01:31,925 00:01:34,758 So, what's your name, then, sweetheart? So, what's your name, then, sweetheart?
25 00:01:34,845 00:01:39,214 The Doctor, Ithink. I was... I don't know. What happened? The Doctor, Ithink. I was... I don't know. What happened?
26 00:01:39,391 00:01:41,131 You got chosen. You got chosen.
27 00:01:42,311 00:01:44,017 Chosen for what? Chosen for what?
28 00:01:44,146 00:01:47,229 You're a housemate! You're in the house. Isn'tthat brilliant? You're a housemate! You're in the house. Isn'tthat brilliant?
29 00:01:47,357 00:01:51,145 That's not fair, we've got eviction in five minutes! That's not fair, we've got eviction in five minutes!
30 00:01:51,236 00:01:53,648 I've been here for all nine weeks, I've followed the rules, I've been here for all nine weeks, I've followed the rules,
31 00:01:53,739 00:01:56,697 I haven't had a single warning, then he comes swarming in. I haven't had a single warning, then he comes swarming in.
32 00:01:56,825 00:01:59,862 Ifthey keep changing the rules, I'm gonna protest, I am. You watch me. Ifthey keep changing the rules, I'm gonna protest, I am. You watch me.
33 00:01:59,995 00:02:01,701 I'm gonna paint the walls. I'm gonna paint the walls.
34 00:02:04,750 00:02:07,913 Would the Doctor please come to the Diary Room? Would the Doctor please come to the Diary Room?
35 00:02:20,724 00:02:25,844 You are live on Channel 44, 000. Please do not swear. You are live on Channel 44, 000. Please do not swear.
36 00:02:25,937 00:02:27,393 You have got to be kidding. You have got to be kidding.
37 00:03:14,319 00:03:15,934 What happened? What happened?
38 00:03:16,071 00:03:20,110 It's all right, it's the transmat. It does your head in. It's all right, it's the transmat. It does your head in.
39 00:03:20,659 00:03:23,275 You get a bit of amnesia. What's your name? You get a bit of amnesia. What's your name?
40 00:03:24,246 00:03:27,454 Rose. But where's the Doctor? Rose. But where's the Doctor?
41 00:03:27,582 00:03:32,451 Just remember, do what the android says. Don't provoke it. Just remember, do what the android says. Don't provoke it.
42 00:03:33,088 00:03:35,124 The android's word is law. The android's word is law.
43 00:03:35,298 00:03:38,131 What do you mean, android? Like a robot? What do you mean, android? Like a robot?
44 00:03:38,468 00:03:40,834 Positions, evelyone. Thank you! Positions, evelyone. Thank you!
45 00:03:40,971 00:03:42,802 Come on, hurry up. Come on, hurry up.
46 00:03:45,350 00:03:46,840 Steady. Steady.
47 00:03:48,812 00:03:52,976 I was traveling... with the Doctor and a man called CaptainJack. I was traveling... with the Doctor and a man called CaptainJack.
48 00:03:54,276 00:03:55,891 The Doctorwouldn'tjust leave me... The Doctorwouldn'tjust leave me...
49 00:03:55,986 00:04:00,650 That's enough chat. Positions, final call. Good luck. That's enough chat. Positions, final call. Good luck.
50 00:04:00,782 00:04:02,613 But I'm not supposed to be here. But I'm not supposed to be here.
51 00:04:02,701 00:04:06,444 It says Rose on the podium. Come on. It says Rose on the podium. Come on.
52 00:04:21,052 00:04:24,385 Hold on, I must be going mad. Hold on, I must be going mad.
53 00:04:27,017 00:04:29,133 It can‘t be. This looks like... It can‘t be. This looks like...
54 00:04:29,227 00:04:31,013 Android activated! Android activated!
55 00:04:32,022 00:04:34,058 Oh, my God, the android. Oh, my God, the android.
56 00:04:35,692 00:04:38,684 The Anne... droid. The Anne... droid.
57 00:04:39,362 00:04:42,024 Welcome to The Weakest link. Welcome to The Weakest link.
58 00:04:45,327 00:04:48,114 Here we go again. We ’Ve got our work cut out for us. Here we go again. We ’Ve got our work cut out for us.
59 00:04:48,205 00:04:52,198 I don ’t know, he’s sort of handsome. Has a good lantern jaw. I don ’t know, he’s sort of handsome. Has a good lantern jaw.
60 00:04:52,375 00:04:54,707 lantern jaws are so last year. lantern jaws are so last year.
61 00:04:54,836 00:04:58,203 Sorry, but, nice to meet you, ladies, but where exactly am I? Sorry, but, nice to meet you, ladies, but where exactly am I?
62 00:04:58,340 00:05:00,797 We ’re giving you a brand-new image. We ’re giving you a brand-new image.
63 00:05:00,884 00:05:02,715 Hold on, Iwas with the Doctor. Hold on, Iwas with the Doctor.
64 00:05:02,844 00:05:05,301 Why, is there something wrong with what I'm wearing? Why, is there something wrong with what I'm wearing?
65 00:05:05,388 00:05:09,722 It's all very 20th century Where did you get that denim? It's all very 20th century Where did you get that denim?
66 00:05:10,101 00:05:13,719 A little place in Cardiff. It was called The Top Shop. A little place in Cardiff. It was called The Top Shop.
67 00:05:13,855 00:05:16,562 Design classic! Design classic!
68 00:05:16,691 00:05:19,057 But we ’re going to have to find you some new colours, But we ’re going to have to find you some new colours,
69 00:05:19,194 00:05:23,233 maybe get rid of that "Oklahoma farm boy" thing you ’ve got going on. maybe get rid of that "Oklahoma farm boy" thing you ’ve got going on.
70 00:05:23,448 00:05:27,441 just stand still and let the defahricator work its magic. just stand still and let the defahricator work its magic.
71 00:05:27,577 00:05:28,908 What's the defabricator? What's the defabricator?
72 00:05:36,920 00:05:40,708 Okay. Defabricator. Does exactly what it says on the tin. Okay. Defabricator. Does exactly what it says on the tin.
73 00:05:40,882 00:05:42,747 Am I naked in front of millions of viewers? Am I naked in front of millions of viewers?
74 00:05:42,884 00:05:44,420 Absolutely! Absolutely!
75 00:05:44,761 00:05:48,549 Ladies... your viewing figuresjust went up. Ladies... your viewing figuresjust went up.
76 00:05:50,934 00:05:52,299 Can‘t open it. Can‘t open it.
77 00:05:52,435 00:05:54,642 It's got a deadlock seal. Ever since Big Brother 50!! It's got a deadlock seal. Ever since Big Brother 50!!
78 00:05:54,771 00:05:57,433 when they all walked out, you must rememberthat? when they all walked out, you must rememberthat?
79 00:05:57,607 00:05:58,892 What about this? What about this?
80 00:05:58,984 00:06:01,566 That‘s Exoglass. You need a nuclear bomb to getthrough. That‘s Exoglass. You need a nuclear bomb to getthrough.
81 00:06:01,653 00:06:03,439 Don't tempt me. Don't tempt me.
82 00:06:05,615 00:06:08,322 I know you‘re not supposed to talk about the outside world, I know you‘re not supposed to talk about the outside world,
83 00:06:08,451 00:06:11,443 but you must've been watching. Do people like me? but you must've been watching. Do people like me?
84 00:06:11,830 00:06:13,661 Lynda, Lynda with a "Y" not Linda with an 'I". Lynda, Lynda with a "Y" not Linda with an 'I".
85 00:06:13,790 00:06:17,783 She got forcibly evicted 'cause she damaged a camera. Am I popular? She got forcibly evicted 'cause she damaged a camera. Am I popular?
86 00:06:18,837 00:06:21,670 - I don't remember. - Does that mean I'm nothing? - I don't remember. - Does that mean I'm nothing?
87 00:06:21,798 00:06:25,791 Some people get this far 'cause they‘re insignificant. Doesn't anybody notice me? Some people get this far 'cause they‘re insignificant. Doesn't anybody notice me?
88 00:06:25,969 00:06:30,338 No, you're... nice, you're sweet. Everybody thinks you're sweet. No, you're... nice, you're sweet. Everybody thinks you're sweet.
89 00:06:30,807 00:06:36,177 Oh? Is that right? Is that what I am? No one's ever told me that before. Oh? Is that right? Is that what I am? No one's ever told me that before.
90 00:06:36,313 00:06:38,599 Am I sweet? Really? Am I sweet? Really?
91 00:06:38,690 00:06:40,555 Yeah. Dead sweet. Yeah. Dead sweet.
92 00:06:40,650 00:06:42,265 Thank you. Thank you.
93 00:06:45,196 00:06:48,108 It's a wall. Isn't there supposed to be a garden out there? It's a wall. Isn't there supposed to be a garden out there?
94 00:06:48,199 00:06:49,860 Don't be daft, no one‘s got a garden anymore. Don't be daft, no one‘s got a garden anymore.
95 00:06:49,993 00:06:53,030 Who's got a garden? Don't tell me you've got a garden! Who's got a garden? Don't tell me you've got a garden!
96 00:06:53,204 00:06:55,160 No, I've just got the Tardis. No, I've just got the Tardis.
97 00:06:56,708 00:06:57,823 I remember. I remember.
98 00:06:57,959 00:07:00,496 That's the amnesia! So, what happened? Where did they get you? That's the amnesia! So, what happened? Where did they get you?
99 00:07:00,712 00:07:02,828 We'd just left Rexicoricophalvitorius. We'd just left Rexicoricophalvitorius.
100 00:07:02,964 00:07:07,207 Then we went to Kyoto. That's right, Japan, in 1336 Then we went to Kyoto. That's right, Japan, in 1336
101 00:07:07,344 00:07:08,834 and we onlyjust escaped. and we onlyjust escaped.
102 00:07:08,970 00:07:11,052 We were together, we were laughing and then... We were together, we were laughing and then...
103 00:07:11,181 00:07:14,673 there was this light, this white light coming through the walls there was this light, this white light coming through the walls
104 00:07:14,809 00:07:16,515 and then... and then...
105 00:07:17,062 00:07:18,518 Iwoke up here. Iwoke up here.
106 00:07:18,647 00:07:21,684 Yeah, that's the transmat beam. That's how they pick the housemates. Yeah, that's the transmat beam. That's how they pick the housemates.
107 00:07:24,527 00:07:29,066 Oh, Lynda with a "Y' Sweet, little Lynda. Oh, Lynda with a "Y' Sweet, little Lynda.
108 00:07:30,408 00:07:32,319 It's worse than that. It's worse than that.
109 00:07:33,745 00:07:35,827 I'm notjust some passing traveller. I'm notjust some passing traveller.
110 00:07:35,914 00:07:38,872 No stupid little transmat gets inside my ship. No stupid little transmat gets inside my ship.
111 00:07:39,000 00:07:41,582 That beam was 15 million times more powerful. That beam was 15 million times more powerful.
112 00:07:41,711 00:07:44,999 Which means... this isn'tjust a game. Which means... this isn'tjust a game.
113 00:07:45,882 00:07:47,838 There's something else going on. There's something else going on.
114 00:07:50,679 00:07:53,716 Well, here's the latest update from the Big Brother house. Well, here's the latest update from the Big Brother house.
115 00:07:53,848 00:07:57,215 I'm getting out. I'm gonna find my friends. I'm getting out. I'm gonna find my friends.
116 00:07:58,728 00:08:00,719 And then I'm gonna find you. And then I'm gonna find you.
117 00:08:09,572 00:08:13,030 - Need a word. - Hold on, let me finish this. - Need a word. - Hold on, let me finish this.
118 00:08:13,368 00:08:15,780 19,18... 19,18...
119 00:08:15,912 00:08:19,746 17,16,15... 17,16,15...
120 00:08:19,874 00:08:23,332 Thank you, people, transmitting in... Thank you, people, transmitting in...
121 00:08:23,420 00:08:26,708 12,11,10... 12,11,10...
122 00:08:26,798 00:08:28,379 I need to find the Doctor... I need to find the Doctor...
123 00:08:28,466 00:08:30,798 Just shut up and play the game. Just shut up and play the game.
124 00:08:31,219 00:08:34,962 All right, then. What the hell, I'm gonna playto win. All right, then. What the hell, I'm gonna playto win.
125 00:08:35,932 00:08:37,923 ...and cue! ...and cue!
126 00:08:38,268 00:08:42,136 let's play The Weakest link. Start the clock. let's play The Weakest link. Start the clock.
127 00:08:42,772 00:08:45,354 Agorax, the name of which basic foodstuff Agorax, the name of which basic foodstuff
128 00:08:45,442 00:08:48,775 is an anagram of the word "heard”? is an anagram of the word "heard”?
129 00:08:48,903 00:08:50,484 - Bread. - (orrect. - Bread. - (orrect.
130 00:08:50,613 00:08:55,232 Fitch, in the Pan Traffic Calendar, which month comes after Hoob? Fitch, in the Pan Traffic Calendar, which month comes after Hoob?
131 00:08:55,326 00:08:59,410 - Is it Clavadoe? - No, Pandoff. - Is it Clavadoe? - No, Pandoff.
132 00:08:59,497 00:09:03,661 Rose, in maths, what is 258 minus 758.7 Rose, in maths, what is 258 minus 758.7
133 00:09:03,793 00:09:05,499 - 1 00! - (orrect. - 1 00! - (orrect.
134 00:09:05,628 00:09:06,743 - Rodrick. - Ba n k. - Rodrick. - Ba n k.
135 00:09:06,838 00:09:08,669 Which letter of the alphabet Which letter of the alphabet
136 00:09:08,798 00:09:12,290 appears in the word dangle but not in the word gland? appears in the word dangle but not in the word gland?
137 00:09:13,094 00:09:14,630 - E. - (orrect. - E. - (orrect.
138 00:09:14,804 00:09:18,638 Colleen, in social security, what D is the name of the payment Colleen, in social security, what D is the name of the payment
139 00:09:18,767 00:09:20,928 given to Martian Drones? given to Martian Drones?
140 00:09:21,144 00:09:22,725 - Default. - Correct. - Default. - Correct.
141 00:09:22,812 00:09:25,303 Broff, the Great Cobalt Pyramid Broff, the Great Cobalt Pyramid
142 00:09:25,482 00:09:30,442 is built on the remains of which famous Old Earth institute? is built on the remains of which famous Old Earth institute?
143 00:09:30,528 00:09:33,645 - Touchdown. - No, Torchwood. - Touchdown. - No, Torchwood.
144 00:09:34,532 00:09:38,992 Agorax, in language, all five examples of which type of letter Agorax, in language, all five examples of which type of letter
145 00:09:39,120 00:09:41,577 appear in the word facet/ous? appear in the word facet/ous?
146 00:09:41,664 00:09:43,074 - Vowels. - Correct. - Vowels. - Correct.
147 00:09:43,166 00:09:47,956 Fitch, in biology, which blood cells contain iron, red or white? Fitch, in biology, which blood cells contain iron, red or white?
148 00:09:49,881 00:09:52,088 - White. - No, red. - White. - No, red.
149 00:09:52,175 00:09:56,339 Rose, in the halo vid series, jupiter Rising, Rose, in the halo vid series, jupiter Rising,
150 00:09:56,471 00:09:58,883 the Grexnik is married to whom? the Grexnik is married to whom?
151 00:09:59,516 00:10:01,552 How should I know? How should I know?
152 00:10:02,185 00:10:04,141 Why is she laughing? Why is she laughing?
153 00:10:07,232 00:10:09,894 Oh, my God, I think she knows. Oh, my God, I think she knows.
154 00:10:11,152 00:10:14,861 And I've got a housemate who appeared out of nowhere. I told you. And I've got a housemate who appeared out of nowhere. I told you.
155 00:10:15,198 00:10:16,859 It's like the game's running itself. It's like the game's running itself.
156 00:10:17,534 00:10:19,616 It’s the Buccaneer look. It’s the Buccaneer look.
157 00:10:19,702 00:10:22,535 little dash of pirate and just a tweak of President Schwarzenegger. little dash of pirate and just a tweak of President Schwarzenegger.
158 00:10:23,248 00:10:26,206 Not sure about the vest. What about a little bit of colour to lift it? Not sure about the vest. What about a little bit of colour to lift it?
159 00:10:26,334 00:10:29,167 Absolutely! not, never wear black with colour. Absolutely! not, never wear black with colour.
160 00:10:29,254 00:10:31,370 It makes the colour look cheap and the black look boring. It makes the colour look cheap and the black look boring.
161 00:10:31,506 00:10:33,167 Now, let's talk jackets. Now, let's talk jackets.
162 00:10:33,258 00:10:36,671 - I kind of like the first one. - No, that’s a bit too much Hell ’5 Angel. - I kind of like the first one. - No, that’s a bit too much Hell ’5 Angel.
163 00:10:36,761 00:10:38,422 I think! like the shorter one. look! I think! like the shorter one. look!
164 00:10:38,555 00:10:41,592 Waist-length, nice and slimming, shows off the bum. Waist-length, nice and slimming, shows off the bum.
165 00:10:41,724 00:10:42,930 Works for me. Works for me.
166 00:10:43,059 00:10:46,222 Once we 've got an outfit; we can look at the face. Once we 've got an outfit; we can look at the face.
167 00:10:46,354 00:10:48,219 Ever thought about cosmetic surgery? Ever thought about cosmetic surgery?
168 00:10:48,356 00:10:50,597 I've considered it, yeah. A little lift around the eyes, I've considered it, yeah. A little lift around the eyes,
169 00:10:50,733 00:10:52,894 tighten up thejaw line, what do you think? tighten up thejaw line, what do you think?
170 00:10:53,069 00:10:55,731 let's have a bit more ambition. let's have a bit more ambition.
171 00:10:56,072 00:10:59,064 let’s do something cutting edge. let’s do something cutting edge.
172 00:10:59,909 00:11:02,446 50, Rose, what do you actually do? 50, Rose, what do you actually do?
173 00:11:02,579 00:11:07,369 Ijust travel about a bit. Bit of a tourist, I suppose. Ijust travel about a bit. Bit of a tourist, I suppose.
174 00:11:08,084 00:11:09,665 Another way of saying unemployed? Another way of saying unemployed?
175 00:11:09,752 00:11:11,913 ‘I./a -No! ve you gate/ob? ‘I./a -No! ve you gate/ob?
176 00:11:12,088 00:11:14,249 Well, not really, no... Well, not really, no...
177 00:11:14,424 00:11:15,960 Then you are unemployed. Then you are unemployed.
178 00:11:16,092 00:11:19,584 Yet you ’ve still got enough money to buy peroxide. Why Fitch? Yet you ’ve still got enough money to buy peroxide. Why Fitch?
179 00:11:20,305 00:11:24,093 Er... I think she got a few of the questions wrong, that's all. Er... I think she got a few of the questions wrong, that's all.
180 00:11:25,476 00:11:27,933 And you’d know all about that. And you’d know all about that.
181 00:11:28,271 00:11:32,890 Well, yeah, but I can't vote for myself, so it had to be Fitch. Well, yeah, but I can't vote for myself, so it had to be Fitch.
182 00:11:35,153 00:11:40,068 Sorry, that's the game, that's how it works. I had to vote for someone. Sorry, that's the game, that's how it works. I had to vote for someone.
183 00:11:40,408 00:11:43,741 Let me try again. It was the lights and everything, I couldn't think... Let me try again. It was the lights and everything, I couldn't think...
184 00:11:43,828 00:11:48,242 In fact, with three answers wrong, Droff was the Weakest link in that round. In fact, with three answers wrong, Droff was the Weakest link in that round.
185 00:11:48,333 00:11:49,994 But it's votes that count! But it's votes that count!
186 00:11:50,126 00:11:54,961 I'm sorry, please. Oh, God, help me. I'm sorry, please. Oh, God, help me.
187 00:11:59,677 00:12:02,840 Fitch, you are the Weakest link. Goodbye. Fitch, you are the Weakest link. Goodbye.
188 00:12:10,355 00:12:14,143 And we've gone to the adverts. Back in three minutes. And we've gone to the adverts. Back in three minutes.
189 00:12:14,984 00:12:17,521 What's that? Whatjust happened? What's that? Whatjust happened?
190 00:12:17,654 00:12:20,270 She was the Weakest Link, she gets disintegrated. She was the Weakest Link, she gets disintegrated.
191 00:12:23,159 00:12:25,320 Blasted into atoms. Blasted into atoms.
192 00:12:25,954 00:12:27,819 But I voted for her. But I voted for her.
193 00:12:29,999 00:12:32,206 Oh, my God, this is sick. Oh, my God, this is sick.
194 00:12:33,336 00:12:35,998 All of you, you're just sick. I'm not playing... All of you, you're just sick. I'm not playing...
195 00:12:36,130 00:12:41,341 I'm not playing! I can't do it. I'm not playing! I can't do it.
196 00:12:43,846 00:12:45,711 Please, somebody let me out of here. Please, somebody let me out of here.
197 00:12:45,848 00:12:48,339 You are the Weakest link. You are the Weakest link.
198 00:12:51,312 00:12:52,802 Goodbye. Goodbye.
199 00:12:58,861 00:13:01,193 Don'ttryto escape. Don'ttryto escape.
200 00:13:01,364 00:13:04,026 It's play or die. It's play or die.
201 00:13:08,913 00:13:12,997 Doctor, they said all housemates must gather on the sofa, you've got to. Doctor, they said all housemates must gather on the sofa, you've got to.
202 00:13:13,084 00:13:14,699 I'm busy getting out, thanks. I'm busy getting out, thanks.
203 00:13:15,003 00:13:17,915 But if you don't obey, then all the housemates get punished. But if you don't obey, then all the housemates get punished.
204 00:13:18,756 00:13:20,838 Well, maybe I'll be voted out, then. Well, maybe I'll be voted out, then.
205 00:13:20,925 00:13:24,167 How stupid are you? You've onlyjustjoined, you're not eligible. How stupid are you? You've onlyjustjoined, you're not eligible.
206 00:13:24,262 00:13:27,095 And don't try anything clever or we all get it in the neck. And don't try anything clever or we all get it in the neck.
207 00:13:27,223 00:13:30,010 Big Brother house, this is Da vinadroid. Big Brother house, this is Da vinadroid.
208 00:13:30,101 00:13:32,513 Crosbie, l ynda and Strood, Crosbie, l ynda and Strood,
209 00:13:32,603 00:13:36,721 you have all been nominated for eviction. And the eighth person to be evicted you have all been nominated for eviction. And the eighth person to be evicted
210 00:13:36,858 00:13:39,190 from the Big Brother house is... from the Big Brother house is...
211 00:13:42,071 00:13:44,938 - Crosbie! - I'm sorry. I'm sorry. - Crosbie! - I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
212 00:13:45,241 00:13:48,358 It should've been me, that's not fair, Crosbie. It should've been me, that's not fair, Crosbie.
213 00:13:48,453 00:13:51,411 Crosbie, you have 10 seconds to make your farewells Crosbie, you have 10 seconds to make your farewells
214 00:13:51,539 00:13:53,404 and then we ’re going to get you! and then we ’re going to get you!
215 00:13:54,250 00:13:55,990 Iwon't forget you. Iwon't forget you.
216 00:13:56,085 00:13:59,202 - I'm sorry I stole your soap. - 1 don't mind, honestly. - I'm sorry I stole your soap. - 1 don't mind, honestly.
217 00:13:59,297 00:14:02,539 And thanks for the food, you're a smashing cook. Bless you. And thanks for the food, you're a smashing cook. Bless you.
218 00:14:03,468 00:14:06,631 Crosbie, please leave the Big Brother house. Crosbie, please leave the Big Brother house.
219 00:14:11,601 00:14:14,434 Bye, then. Bye, Lynda. Bye, then. Bye, Lynda.
220 00:14:14,729 00:14:16,094 Bye. Bye.
221 00:14:27,617 00:14:29,949 I don't believe it. Crosbie. I don't believe it. Crosbie.
222 00:14:30,787 00:14:33,449 It's only a game show. She'll make a fortune on the outside. It's only a game show. She'll make a fortune on the outside.
223 00:14:33,581 00:14:38,120 Sell her story, release a record, fitness video, all of that. She'll be laughing. Sell her story, release a record, fitness video, all of that. She'll be laughing.
224 00:14:38,336 00:14:41,294 - What do you mean, on the outside? - Here we go. - What do you mean, on the outside? - Here we go.
225 00:14:50,973 00:14:53,339 What are they waiting for? Why don't theyjust let her go? What are they waiting for? Why don't theyjust let her go?
226 00:14:53,476 00:14:55,467 Stop it, it's not funny. Stop it, it's not funny.
227 00:14:58,272 00:15:01,560 Eviction in 5, 4... Eviction in 5, 4...
228 00:15:01,651 00:15:05,143 3,2,7. 3,2,7.
229 00:15:13,830 00:15:15,661 What was that? What was that?
230 00:15:17,458 00:15:19,323 Disintegrator beam. Disintegrator beam.
231 00:15:24,298 00:15:26,459 She's been evicted. She's been evicted.
232 00:15:27,844 00:15:29,505 From life. From life.
233 00:15:36,644 00:15:39,636 No one programmed the transmat, no one selected new contestants. No one programmed the transmat, no one selected new contestants.
234 00:15:39,856 00:15:41,437 It is exactly like those stories. It is exactly like those stories.
235 00:15:41,524 00:15:44,516 Don't start that again. I think you need to take a session off. Don't start that again. I think you need to take a session off.
236 00:15:44,694 00:15:46,605 Iwould, if you'd take it with me. Iwould, if you'd take it with me.
237 00:15:46,696 00:15:49,233 And don't startthat again either. And don't startthat again either.
238 00:15:49,365 00:15:50,855 But the rumours go back decades. But the rumours go back decades.
239 00:15:50,992 00:15:53,404 Saying that something's been hidden up here. Saying that something's been hidden up here.
240 00:15:53,536 00:15:55,367 Underneath the transmissions. Underneath the transmissions.
241 00:15:56,372 00:15:59,864 But the Controller would know. She watches everything. But the Controller would know. She watches everything.
242 00:16:01,002 00:16:04,711 Maybe she just can't see it. You've got to allow for human error. Maybe she just can't see it. You've got to allow for human error.
243 00:16:05,339 00:16:07,079 Well, that's your problem, then. Well, that's your problem, then.
244 00:16:08,843 00:16:11,380 I don't think she's been human for years. I don't think she's been human for years.
245 00:16:21,772 00:16:25,105 18,19,20. 18,19,20.
246 00:16:26,235 00:16:27,691 Transmit. Transmit.
247 00:16:27,778 00:16:31,236 Are you insane? Youjust step right into the disintegrator? Are you insane? Youjust step right into the disintegrator?
248 00:16:31,365 00:16:34,857 Is it that important getting your face on the telly? Is it worth dying for? Is it that important getting your face on the telly? Is it worth dying for?
249 00:16:34,952 00:16:38,160 - You're talking like we've got a choice! - I thought you had to apply. - You're talking like we've got a choice! - I thought you had to apply.
250 00:16:38,247 00:16:41,080 Don't be so stupid. That's how they played it centuries back. Don't be so stupid. That's how they played it centuries back.
251 00:16:41,209 00:16:43,495 You get chosen whether you like it or not. You get chosen whether you like it or not.
252 00:16:43,586 00:16:45,622 Everyone on Earth is a potential contestant, Everyone on Earth is a potential contestant,
253 00:16:45,755 00:16:47,996 the transmat beam picks you out at random. the transmat beam picks you out at random.
254 00:16:48,090 00:16:51,503 And it's nonstop. There are 60 Big Brother houses all running at once. And it's nonstop. There are 60 Big Brother houses all running at once.
255 00:16:51,594 00:16:54,882 - How many? 60? - They've had to cut back, it's not what it was. - How many? 60? - They've had to cut back, it's not what it was.
256 00:16:54,972 00:16:57,805 It's a charnel house. What about the winners? What do they get? It's a charnel house. What about the winners? What do they get?
257 00:16:57,934 00:16:59,640 - They get to live. - 15 that it? - They get to live. - 15 that it?
258 00:16:59,769 00:17:01,930 Well, isn't that enough? Well, isn't that enough?
259 00:17:02,939 00:17:06,898 Rose is out there. She got caught in the transmat, she's a contestant. Rose is out there. She got caught in the transmat, she's a contestant.
260 00:17:07,777 00:17:09,358 Time I got out. Time I got out.
261 00:17:09,445 00:17:13,029 That other contestant, Linda with an "I", she was forcibly evicted for what? That other contestant, Linda with an "I", she was forcibly evicted for what?
262 00:17:13,115 00:17:15,948 - Damage to property. - What, like this? - Damage to property. - What, like this?
263 00:17:18,663 00:17:20,949 No, I'm just not getting this. No, I'm just not getting this.
264 00:17:21,165 00:17:25,784 It'sjust too safe. Too decent. And you'd never keep it clean. It'sjust too safe. Too decent. And you'd never keep it clean.
265 00:17:25,920 00:17:27,535 Stage two ready and waiting. Stage two ready and waiting.
266 00:17:27,630 00:17:29,336 Bring it on, girls. Bring it on, girls.
267 00:17:36,305 00:17:37,761 And now it's time for the face-off! And now it's time for the face-off!
268 00:17:37,848 00:17:40,134 What does that mean? Do I get to compete with someone else? What does that mean? Do I get to compete with someone else?
269 00:17:40,268 00:17:43,135 No, like I said, face... off. No, like I said, face... off.
270 00:17:46,482 00:17:48,973 I think you’d look good with a dog’s heart! I think you’d look good with a dog’s heart!
271 00:17:50,361 00:17:53,398 Or maybe no head at all, that would be so outrageous. Or maybe no head at all, that would be so outrageous.
272 00:17:53,489 00:17:56,196 And we could stitch your legs to the middle of your chest. And we could stitch your legs to the middle of your chest.
273 00:17:56,325 00:17:59,317 Nothing is too extreme. It's to die for. Nothing is too extreme. It's to die for.
274 00:17:59,453 00:18:02,286 Hold on, ladies, I don't want to have to shoot either one of you. Hold on, ladies, I don't want to have to shoot either one of you.
275 00:18:02,373 00:18:04,864 - Butyou're unarmed. - You're naked! - Butyou're unarmed. - You're naked!
276 00:18:05,543 00:18:10,207 - But that’s a Compact laser Deluxe. - Where were you hiding that? - But that’s a Compact laser Deluxe. - Where were you hiding that?
277 00:18:10,339 00:18:12,204 You really don't want to know. You really don't want to know.
278 00:18:12,341 00:18:14,127 Give me that accessory! Give me that accessory!
279 00:18:17,847 00:18:20,805 You are the Weakest link. Goodbye. You are the Weakest link. Goodbye.
280 00:18:27,398 00:18:29,730 Going to the break, two minutes on the clock. Going to the break, two minutes on the clock.
281 00:18:29,859 00:18:32,771 Just a reminder, we've got solarflare activity coming up in 10. Just a reminder, we've got solarflare activity coming up in 10.
282 00:18:32,862 00:18:34,068 Thanks, everyone. Thanks, everyone.
283 00:18:34,196 00:18:37,438 Colleen was clever, she banked all our money, why'd you vote for her? Colleen was clever, she banked all our money, why'd you vote for her?
284 00:18:37,533 00:18:40,115 'Cause I want to keep you in. You're stupid. 'Cause I want to keep you in. You're stupid.
285 00:18:40,202 00:18:43,069 You don't even know the Princess Vossaheen's surname. You don't even know the Princess Vossaheen's surname.
286 00:18:43,205 00:18:46,413 When it comes to the final, Iwant to be up against you. When it comes to the final, Iwant to be up against you.
287 00:18:46,542 00:18:50,626 So that you get disintegrated and I get a stackload of credits. So that you get disintegrated and I get a stackload of credits.
288 00:18:50,713 00:18:52,999 Courtesy of the Bad Wolf Corporation. Courtesy of the Bad Wolf Corporation.
289 00:18:53,090 00:18:55,502 What do you mean? Who's Bad Wolf? What do you mean? Who's Bad Wolf?
290 00:18:57,553 00:18:59,794 They're in charge, they run the Game Station. They're in charge, they run the Game Station.
291 00:18:59,889 00:19:01,504 Why are they called Bad Wolf? Why are they called Bad Wolf?
292 00:19:01,599 00:19:03,339 Idon't know, it'sjust a name. Idon't know, it'sjust a name.
293 00:19:03,434 00:19:05,891 It's like an Old Earth nursery rhyme sort ofthing. It's like an Old Earth nursery rhyme sort ofthing.
294 00:19:06,020 00:19:07,351 What does it matter? What does it matter?
295 00:19:07,438 00:19:11,226 I keep hearing those words everywhere we go. Bad Wolf. I keep hearing those words everywhere we go. Bad Wolf.
296 00:19:12,068 00:19:14,184 The things you see... The things you see...
297 00:19:14,945 00:19:16,731 the darkness. the darkness.
298 00:19:17,740 00:19:19,571 The big, bad wolf. The big, bad wolf.
299 00:19:20,284 00:19:23,151 Attention all personnel Bad Wolf 1 descending. Attention all personnel Bad Wolf 1 descending.
300 00:19:23,245 00:19:24,485 "Blaidd Drwg." "Blaidd Drwg."
301 00:19:24,580 00:19:26,912 - What's it mean? - Bad Wolf. - What's it mean? - Bad Wolf.
302 00:19:29,752 00:19:33,995 Different times, different places. Like it's written all over the universe. Different times, different places. Like it's written all over the universe.
303 00:19:34,090 00:19:35,546 What are you going on about? What are you going on about?
304 00:19:35,633 00:19:40,047 If the Bad Wolf is in charge of the quiz then maybe I'm not here by mistake. If the Bad Wolf is in charge of the quiz then maybe I'm not here by mistake.
305 00:19:42,431 00:19:44,717 Someone's been planning this. Someone's been planning this.
306 00:19:45,935 00:19:48,017 The Doctor, you've broken the house rules. The Doctor, you've broken the house rules.
307 00:19:48,104 00:19:50,937 Big Brother has no choice but to evict you. Big Brother has no choice but to evict you.
308 00:19:51,065 00:19:55,399 You have 10 seconds to make your farewells and then we ’re gonna get you! You have 10 seconds to make your farewells and then we ’re gonna get you!
309 00:19:55,486 00:19:58,023 That's more like it! Come on, then, open up! That's more like it! Come on, then, open up!
310 00:19:58,114 00:19:59,979 You're mad, it's like you want to die. You're mad, it's like you want to die.
311 00:20:00,116 00:20:03,358 I reckon he's a plant, he was only brought in to stir things up. I reckon he's a plant, he was only brought in to stir things up.
312 00:20:03,452 00:20:06,944 The Doctor, please leave the Big Brother house. The Doctor, please leave the Big Brother house.
313 00:20:09,125 00:20:12,492 Come on, then, disintegrate me! Come on, what are you waiting for? Come on, then, disintegrate me! Come on, what are you waiting for?
314 00:20:12,628 00:20:15,165 He is, he's mad. He's bonkers! He is, he's mad. He's bonkers!
315 00:20:15,297 00:20:17,538 Itold you to keep an eye on him, not kill him. Itold you to keep an eye on him, not kill him.
316 00:20:17,633 00:20:19,794 He damaged the property, it's an automatic process. He damaged the property, it's an automatic process.
317 00:20:22,972 00:20:29,184 Eviction in 5, 4, 3, 2, 7. Eviction in 5, 4, 3, 2, 7.
318 00:20:33,774 00:20:36,982 Ha-ha! I knew it! You see, someone brought me into this game. Ha-ha! I knew it! You see, someone brought me into this game.
319 00:20:37,111 00:20:39,898 If they wanted me dead, they could ’ve transmatted me into a volcano. If they wanted me dead, they could ’ve transmatted me into a volcano.
320 00:20:39,989 00:20:42,025 - What did you do? - Nothing. - What did you do? - Nothing.
321 00:20:42,158 00:20:44,149 It's like some sort of override. It's like some sort of override.
322 00:20:44,785 00:20:47,026 ...maybe the security isn’t as tight this end. ...maybe the security isn’t as tight this end.
323 00:20:47,163 00:20:49,529 You following this? I ’m getting out! You following this? I ’m getting out!
324 00:20:54,628 00:20:57,370 - Come with me. - We're not allowed. - Come with me. - We're not allowed.
325 00:20:57,506 00:21:00,043 Stay in there, you got a 50-50 chance of disintegration. Stay in there, you got a 50-50 chance of disintegration.
326 00:21:00,176 00:21:03,088 Stay with me, I promise I'll get you out alive. Come on! Stay with me, I promise I'll get you out alive. Come on!
327 00:21:03,179 00:21:04,635 No, I can't. No, I can't.
328 00:21:04,722 00:21:07,179 Lynda, you're sweet. From what I've seen of your world, Lynda, you're sweet. From what I've seen of your world,
329 00:21:07,308 00:21:09,799 do you think anybody votes for sweet? do you think anybody votes for sweet?
330 00:21:21,030 00:21:23,863 Hold on. I've been here before. Hold on. I've been here before.
331 00:21:24,742 00:21:26,698 This is Satellite Five. This is Satellite Five.
332 00:21:33,584 00:21:35,825 No guards, makes a change. No guards, makes a change.
333 00:21:35,920 00:21:39,037 You'd think a big business like Satellite Five would be armed to the teeth. You'd think a big business like Satellite Five would be armed to the teeth.
334 00:21:39,173 00:21:40,959 No one's called it Satellite Five in ages. No one's called it Satellite Five in ages.
335 00:21:41,050 00:21:44,759 It's the Game Station now. Hasn't been Satellite Five in about 100 years. It's the Game Station now. Hasn't been Satellite Five in about 100 years.
336 00:21:45,179 00:21:49,172 100 years exactly. It's the year 200100. 100 years exactly. It's the year 200100.
337 00:21:49,433 00:21:52,015 I was here before, Floor 139. I was here before, Floor 139.
338 00:21:52,102 00:21:55,185 The Satellite was broadcasting news channels back then. The Satellite was broadcasting news channels back then.
339 00:21:55,898 00:21:58,184 Had a bit oftrouble upstairs. Nothing too serious. Had a bit oftrouble upstairs. Nothing too serious.
340 00:21:58,275 00:22:01,563 Easy, gave them a hand, home in time for tea. Easy, gave them a hand, home in time for tea.
341 00:22:02,071 00:22:06,906 Hundred years ago? What? You were here 1% years ago? Hundred years ago? What? You were here 1% years ago?
342 00:22:07,034 00:22:08,240 Yes. Yes.
343 00:22:08,577 00:22:10,238 Well, you're looking good on it. Well, you're looking good on it.
344 00:22:10,746 00:22:12,236 I moisturise. I moisturise.
345 00:22:12,748 00:22:16,741 Funny sorts of readings. All kinds of energy. Place is humming. Funny sorts of readings. All kinds of energy. Place is humming.
346 00:22:16,877 00:22:20,085 It's weird, this goes way beyond normaltransmissions. It's weird, this goes way beyond normaltransmissions.
347 00:22:20,214 00:22:22,125 What would they need all that power for? What would they need all that power for?
348 00:22:22,258 00:22:26,718 I don't know. I think we're the first ever contestants to get outside. I don't know. I think we're the first ever contestants to get outside.
349 00:22:27,471 00:22:29,132 I had two friends with me, I had two friends with me,
350 00:22:29,265 00:22:31,756 they must have got caught in the transmat. Where would they be? they must have got caught in the transmat. Where would they be?
351 00:22:31,892 00:22:33,883 I don't know, they could have been allocated anywhere. I don't know, they could have been allocated anywhere.
352 00:22:33,978 00:22:35,639 There's 1% different games. There's 1% different games.
353 00:22:35,938 00:22:37,474 Like what? Like what?
354 00:22:37,606 00:22:39,847 There's 10 floors of Big Brother, there's a different house There's 10 floors of Big Brother, there's a different house
355 00:22:39,942 00:22:43,400 behind each of these doors, and then beyond that there's all sorts of shows. behind each of these doors, and then beyond that there's all sorts of shows.
356 00:22:43,487 00:22:47,150 It's nonstop. There's Call My Bluff, with real guns. It's nonstop. There's Call My Bluff, with real guns.
357 00:22:47,283 00:22:51,196 Countdown, where you got 50 seconds to stop the bomb going off. Countdown, where you got 50 seconds to stop the bomb going off.
358 00:22:51,287 00:22:55,906 Ground Force, which is a nasty one. You get turned into compost. Ground Force, which is a nasty one. You get turned into compost.
359 00:22:56,125 00:22:57,786 Wipeout, speaks for itself. Wipeout, speaks for itself.
360 00:22:57,960 00:23:01,828 Oh, and Stars In Their Eyes, literally, stars in their eyes. Oh, and Stars In Their Eyes, literally, stars in their eyes.
361 00:23:01,964 00:23:04,580 If you don't sing, you get blinded. If you don't sing, you get blinded.
362 00:23:04,675 00:23:06,381 And you watch this stuff? And you watch this stuff?
363 00:23:06,468 00:23:08,584 Everyone does. How come you don't? Everyone does. How come you don't?
364 00:23:10,180 00:23:13,092 Oh, my God, you get executed for that. Oh, my God, you get executed for that.
365 00:23:13,183 00:23:14,673 Let them try. Let them try.
366 00:23:15,477 00:23:17,889 You keep saying things that don't make sense. You keep saying things that don't make sense.
367 00:23:17,980 00:23:20,016 Who are you, though, Doctor, really? Who are you, though, Doctor, really?
368 00:23:21,025 00:23:22,811 It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter.
369 00:23:23,527 00:23:26,360 Well, it does to me. I'vejust put my life in your hands. Well, it does to me. I'vejust put my life in your hands.
370 00:23:26,488 00:23:31,198 I'm just a traveller wandering past. Believe it or not, all I'm after is a quiet life. I'm just a traveller wandering past. Believe it or not, all I'm after is a quiet life.
371 00:23:31,327 00:23:36,196 So, if we get out of here, what are you going to do? Just wander off again? So, if we get out of here, what are you going to do? Just wander off again?
372 00:23:36,373 00:23:38,113 As fast as I can. As fast as I can.
373 00:23:38,542 00:23:41,830 'Cause, erm... I could come with you. 'Cause, erm... I could come with you.
374 00:23:45,674 00:23:48,131 - Maybe you could. - I wouldn't get in the way. - Maybe you could. - I wouldn't get in the way.
375 00:23:48,218 00:23:52,052 Iwouldn't mind if you did. Not a bad idea, Lynda with a "Y' Iwouldn't mind if you did. Not a bad idea, Lynda with a "Y'
376 00:23:54,350 00:23:57,387 But first of all, we've got to concentrate on the getting out. But first of all, we've got to concentrate on the getting out.
377 00:23:57,519 00:24:00,977 To do that, you've got to know your enemy. Who's controlling it? To do that, you've got to know your enemy. Who's controlling it?
378 00:24:01,065 00:24:03,431 Who's in charge of the Satellite now? Who's in charge of the Satellite now?
379 00:24:03,525 00:24:04,810 Hold on. Hold on.
380 00:24:09,239 00:24:11,901 Your lords and masters. Your lords and masters.
381 00:24:19,500 00:24:22,583 Okay, you win, the Controller's got to handle this. Okay, you win, the Controller's got to handle this.
382 00:24:22,711 00:24:25,544 Archive makes a record of all transmat activities. Archive makes a record of all transmat activities.
383 00:24:25,673 00:24:27,334 Find out how he got on board. Find out how he got on board.
384 00:24:27,424 00:24:29,210 Archive 6. Archive 6.
385 00:24:53,742 00:24:56,905 Controller, we have a problem. Controller, we have a problem.
386 00:24:57,579 00:24:59,285 Continue working. Continue working.
387 00:24:59,581 00:25:01,242 We have a security problem. We have a security problem.
388 00:25:01,375 00:25:03,081 Continue working. Continue working.
389 00:25:05,295 00:25:09,208 I'm sorry, but] can't. We have contestants outside of the games. I'm sorry, but] can't. We have contestants outside of the games.
390 00:25:09,299 00:25:10,960 But the alarms haven't gone off. But the alarms haven't gone off.
391 00:25:11,093 00:25:13,425 No security, the games continue. No security, the games continue.
392 00:25:13,971 00:25:15,802 But we can'tjust let them wander. But we can'tjust let them wander.
393 00:25:15,931 00:25:17,592 They are no one. They are no one.
394 00:25:20,227 00:25:21,592 They are no one. They are no one.
395 00:25:26,400 00:25:28,857 I'm sorry, I wasjust... I'm sorry, I wasjust...
396 00:25:28,944 00:25:30,855 Archive 6 is out of bounds. Archive 6 is out of bounds.
397 00:25:30,946 00:25:32,527 I need to check the transmat log. I need to check the transmat log.
398 00:25:32,614 00:25:37,574 Archive 6 is out of bounds. No one may enterArchive 6. Return to work. Archive 6 is out of bounds. No one may enterArchive 6. Return to work.
399 00:25:43,959 00:25:45,745 Return to work. Return to work.
400 00:25:47,629 00:25:51,747 Inform all staff, solar flares in Delta .7. Inform all staff, solar flares in Delta .7.
401 00:25:57,431 00:26:01,470 Compatible systems, just align the wave signature. Compatible systems, just align the wave signature.
402 00:26:02,436 00:26:03,972 Atta boy! Atta boy!
403 00:26:04,104 00:26:08,347 Got myself a gun. Well, ladies, the pleasure was all mine, Got myself a gun. Well, ladies, the pleasure was all mine,
404 00:26:08,484 00:26:10,975 which is the only thing that matters in the end. which is the only thing that matters in the end.
405 00:26:19,620 00:26:22,202 Two hearts, that's him. Which floor? Two hearts, that's him. Which floor?
406 00:26:28,670 00:26:33,881 Blimey! I've never seen it for real before, not from orbit. Blimey! I've never seen it for real before, not from orbit.
407 00:26:34,551 00:26:36,132 Planet Earth! Planet Earth!
408 00:26:36,220 00:26:37,801 What's happened to it? What's happened to it?
409 00:26:37,888 00:26:40,880 It's always been like that, ever since I was born. See that there? It's always been like that, ever since I was born. See that there?
410 00:26:41,016 00:26:43,678 That's the Great Atlantic Smog Storm, it's been going 20 years. That's the Great Atlantic Smog Storm, it's been going 20 years.
411 00:26:43,811 00:26:46,553 We get newsflashes telling us when it's safe to breathe outside. We get newsflashes telling us when it's safe to breathe outside.
412 00:26:46,688 00:26:49,930 So the population just sits there? Half the world's too fat So the population just sits there? Half the world's too fat
413 00:26:50,025 00:26:52,482 and half the world's too thin and you lotjust watch telly? and half the world's too thin and you lotjust watch telly?
414 00:26:52,569 00:26:55,026 10,000 channels. All beaming down from here. 10,000 channels. All beaming down from here.
415 00:26:55,155 00:26:58,989 The human race. Brainless sheep, being fed on a diet of... The human race. Brainless sheep, being fed on a diet of...
416 00:26:59,076 00:27:02,660 Have they still got that program where three people have to live with a bear? Have they still got that program where three people have to live with a bear?
417 00:27:02,746 00:27:04,327 BearWith Me! I love that! BearWith Me! I love that!
418 00:27:04,414 00:27:06,746 The celebrity edition where the bear got in the bath. The celebrity edition where the bear got in the bath.
419 00:27:06,875 00:27:10,333 But it's all gone wrong. I mean, history's gone wrong. Again! But it's all gone wrong. I mean, history's gone wrong. Again!
420 00:27:10,504 00:27:13,211 This should be the Fourth Great and Bountiful Human Empire. This should be the Fourth Great and Bountiful Human Empire.
421 00:27:13,340 00:27:16,332 I don't understand. Last time I was here I put it right. I don't understand. Last time I was here I put it right.
422 00:27:16,718 00:27:19,175 No, but that's when it first went wrong. 100 years ago. No, but that's when it first went wrong. 100 years ago.
423 00:27:19,263 00:27:23,597 Like you said, all the news channels, theyjust shut down overnight. Like you said, all the news channels, theyjust shut down overnight.
424 00:27:24,768 00:27:27,305 But that was me. I did that. But that was me. I did that.
425 00:27:27,396 00:27:29,762 There was nothing left in their place. No information. There was nothing left in their place. No information.
426 00:27:29,898 00:27:33,732 The whole planetjust froze. The government, the economy, they collapsed. The whole planetjust froze. The government, the economy, they collapsed.
427 00:27:33,944 00:27:38,028 That was the start of it. 100 years of hell. That was the start of it. 100 years of hell.
428 00:27:38,115 00:27:39,446 Oh, my... Oh, my...
429 00:27:43,912 00:27:45,698 I made this world. I made this world.
430 00:27:53,255 00:27:57,715 That leaves Rose and Rodrick. You ’re going head-to-head. That leaves Rose and Rodrick. You ’re going head-to-head.
431 00:27:58,427 00:28:00,793 let’s play The Weakest link! let’s play The Weakest link!
432 00:28:01,430 00:28:05,139 Right, that's the end of tactical voting. You're on your own now. Right, that's the end of tactical voting. You're on your own now.
433 00:28:07,936 00:28:11,144 Hey, handsome, good to see you. Any sign of Rose? Hey, handsome, good to see you. Any sign of Rose?
434 00:28:11,273 00:28:12,558 Can't you track her down? Can't you track her down?
435 00:28:12,649 00:28:15,607 She must still be inside the games. All the rooms are shielded. She must still be inside the games. All the rooms are shielded.
436 00:28:15,736 00:28:18,773 IfI can just get inside this computer. She's got to be here somewhere. IfI can just get inside this computer. She's got to be here somewhere.
437 00:28:18,906 00:28:21,272 You'd better hurry up, these games don't have a happy ending. You'd better hurry up, these games don't have a happy ending.
438 00:28:21,408 00:28:23,990 You think I don't know that? You think I don't know that?
439 00:28:24,411 00:28:27,869 There you go, patch that in. It's programmed to find her. There you go, patch that in. It's programmed to find her.
440 00:28:27,956 00:28:29,571 - Thanks. - Hey, there. - Thanks. - Hey, there.
441 00:28:29,666 00:28:31,452 - Hello. - Captain Jack Harkness. - Hello. - Captain Jack Harkness.
442 00:28:31,627 00:28:33,709 - Lynda Moss. - Nice to meet you, Lynda Moss. - Lynda Moss. - Nice to meet you, Lynda Moss.
443 00:28:33,795 00:28:35,956 - Do you mind flirting outside? - I wasjust saying hello. - Do you mind flirting outside? - I wasjust saying hello.
444 00:28:36,089 00:28:37,295 For you, that's flirting. For you, that's flirting.
445 00:28:37,424 00:28:39,506 - I'm not complaining. - Muchas gracias. - I'm not complaining. - Muchas gracias.
446 00:28:39,635 00:28:42,798 It's not compatible. This stupid system doesn't make sense. It's not compatible. This stupid system doesn't make sense.
447 00:28:45,974 00:28:50,513 This place should be a basic broadcaster. But the systems are twice as complicated. This place should be a basic broadcaster. But the systems are twice as complicated.
448 00:28:50,646 00:28:53,763 It's more than just television. This station's transmitting something else. It's more than just television. This station's transmitting something else.
449 00:28:53,857 00:28:55,472 - Like what? - I don't know. - Like what? - I don't know.
450 00:28:55,609 00:28:57,850 This whole Bad Wolf thing's tied up with me. This whole Bad Wolf thing's tied up with me.
451 00:28:57,986 00:29:00,147 Someone's manipulated my entire life. Someone's manipulated my entire life.
452 00:29:00,280 00:29:02,441 It's some sort of trap and Rose is stuck inside it. It's some sort of trap and Rose is stuck inside it.
453 00:29:02,532 00:29:03,897 Rose, in geography, Rose, in geography,
454 00:29:03,992 00:29:07,951 the Grand Central Ravine is named after which ancient British city? the Grand Central Ravine is named after which ancient British city?
455 00:29:08,830 00:29:10,320 Is it York? Is it York?
456 00:29:10,457 00:29:12,698 No, the correct answer is Sheffield. No, the correct answer is Sheffield.
457 00:29:12,834 00:29:15,246 Found her. Floor lr07. Found her. Floor lr07.
458 00:29:15,337 00:29:18,079 Oh, my God, she's with the Anne Droid! You've got to get her out of there! Oh, my God, she's with the Anne Droid! You've got to get her out of there!
459 00:29:18,173 00:29:21,961 Rodrick, in literature, the author of lucky was jack/e who? Rodrick, in literature, the author of lucky was jack/e who?
460 00:29:22,052 00:29:23,542 Stewart. Stewart.
461 00:29:23,679 00:29:26,466 No, the correct answer is Collins. No, the correct answer is Collins.
462 00:29:26,890 00:29:31,975 Rose, the oldest inhabitant of the [sap Galaxy is the Face of what? Rose, the oldest inhabitant of the [sap Galaxy is the Face of what?
463 00:29:32,354 00:29:33,969 Boe! The Face of Boe! Boe! The Face of Boe!
464 00:29:37,192 00:29:39,558 That is the correct answer. That is the correct answer.
465 00:29:42,531 00:29:44,237 Come on. Come on.
466 00:29:45,242 00:29:49,201 Rodrick, in history who was the President of the Red Velvets? Rodrick, in history who was the President of the Red Velvets?
467 00:29:49,746 00:29:50,861 Hoshbin Frane. Hoshbin Frane.
468 00:29:50,998 00:29:52,863 That is the correct answer. That is the correct answer.
469 00:29:53,375 00:29:58,870 Rose, in food the dish Gaffabeque originated on which planet? Rose, in food the dish Gaffabeque originated on which planet?
470 00:30:02,175 00:30:04,382 Erm... is it... Erm... is it...
471 00:30:07,389 00:30:10,881 - Mars? - No, the correct answer is lucifer. - Mars? - No, the correct answer is lucifer.
472 00:30:17,566 00:30:21,058 Rodrick, which measurement of length is said to have been defined Rodrick, which measurement of length is said to have been defined
473 00:30:21,194 00:30:25,688 by the Emperor jate as the distance from his nose to his fingertip? by the Emperor jate as the distance from his nose to his fingertip?
474 00:30:27,075 00:30:28,986 Would that be a goffle? Would that be a goffle?
475 00:30:29,077 00:30:31,443 No, the correct answer is a paab. No, the correct answer is a paab.
476 00:30:31,788 00:30:35,906 Rose, in fashion, Stella Pok Baint is famous for what? Rose, in fashion, Stella Pok Baint is famous for what?
477 00:30:40,464 00:30:41,874 Shoes. Shoes.
478 00:30:41,965 00:30:44,081 No, the correct answer is hats. No, the correct answer is hats.
479 00:30:45,427 00:30:47,668 Game Room 6, which one is it? Game Room 6, which one is it?
480 00:30:47,763 00:30:48,969 Over here! Over here!
481 00:30:49,097 00:30:51,179 San... Hazeldine? San... Hazeldine?
482 00:30:51,266 00:30:53,848 No, the correct answer is San Chen. No, the correct answer is San Chen.
483 00:30:53,935 00:30:55,516 Stand back, let me blast it open. Stand back, let me blast it open.
484 00:30:55,604 00:30:57,060 You can't, it's a vital combination. You can't, it's a vital combination.
485 00:30:57,147 00:31:02,642 Rose, in history, which Icelandic city hosted Murder Spree 20? Rose, in history, which Icelandic city hosted Murder Spree 20?
486 00:31:11,453 00:31:12,784 Reykjavik? Reykjavik?
487 00:31:16,500 00:31:19,116 No, the correct answer is Pola Ventura. No, the correct answer is Pola Ventura.
488 00:31:23,965 00:31:27,583 Oh, my God! I've done it! You've lost! Oh, my God! I've done it! You've lost!
489 00:31:29,012 00:31:31,344 Come on, come on! Come on, come on!
490 00:31:31,473 00:31:34,840 - Rodrick, you are the Strongest link. - I'm not meant to be here. - Rodrick, you are the Strongest link. - I'm not meant to be here.
491 00:31:34,976 00:31:37,058 You will be transported home with i, 600 credits. You will be transported home with i, 600 credits.
492 00:31:37,145 00:31:39,352 I need to find the Doctor! I need to find the Doctor!
493 00:31:39,481 00:31:42,223 - He wouldn'tjust leave me! - Thank you so much. - He wouldn'tjust leave me! - Thank you so much.
494 00:31:42,317 00:31:44,979 This game is illegal, I'm telling you to stop! This game is illegal, I'm telling you to stop!
495 00:31:45,112 00:31:48,275 Rose! Stop this game. I orderyou to stop this game! Rose! Stop this game. I orderyou to stop this game!
496 00:31:48,365 00:31:52,483 - You are the Weakest link. - Look out for the Anne Droid, it's armed! - You are the Weakest link. - Look out for the Anne Droid, it's armed!
497 00:32:07,884 00:32:10,045 Back off! Back off!
498 00:32:10,220 00:32:14,213 I need security and I need it here right now! I need security and I need it here right now!
499 00:32:15,350 00:32:18,308 - It's this lot. - Don't you touch him! Leave him alone! - It's this lot. - Don't you touch him! Leave him alone!
500 00:32:18,395 00:32:21,182 Sir, put down the gun or I'll have to shoot. Sir, put down the gun or I'll have to shoot.
501 00:32:21,523 00:32:23,388 You killed her! You killed her!
502 00:32:23,525 00:32:26,358 Your stupid freaking game show killed her! Your stupid freaking game show killed her!
503 00:32:26,486 00:32:30,820 Sir, I'm arresting you under Private Legislation 16 of the Game Station... Sir, I'm arresting you under Private Legislation 16 of the Game Station...
504 00:32:48,383 00:32:50,840 Can you tell us the purpose of this device, sir? Can you tell us the purpose of this device, sir?
505 00:32:50,927 00:32:53,168 Can you tell us how you got on board? Can you tell us how you got on board?
506 00:32:53,263 00:32:55,094 Just leave him alone. Just leave him alone.
507 00:32:56,057 00:32:57,888 I'm asking him. I'm asking him.
508 00:33:01,062 00:33:03,724 Sir? Can you tell us who you are? Sir? Can you tell us who you are?
509 00:33:10,739 00:33:13,401 You will be taken from this place to the Lunar Penal Colony, You will be taken from this place to the Lunar Penal Colony,
510 00:33:13,533 00:33:16,900 there to be held without trial. You may not appeal against this sentence. there to be held without trial. You may not appeal against this sentence.
511 00:33:19,748 00:33:21,704 Is that understood? Is that understood?
512 00:33:28,632 00:33:30,122 Let's do it. Let's do it.
513 00:33:42,771 00:33:44,727 Oh, my God, now we're in trouble. Oh, my God, now we're in trouble.
514 00:33:46,399 00:33:47,639 Floor 500. Floor 500.
515 00:33:49,945 00:33:53,938 Clearthe floor! He's on his way up here. With a gun! Clearthe floor! He's on his way up here. With a gun!
516 00:33:59,621 00:34:02,033 This is an emergency, you've got to close down the lift. This is an emergency, you've got to close down the lift.
517 00:34:02,123 00:34:03,408 All staff are reminded that solar flares... All staff are reminded that solar flares...
518 00:34:03,500 00:34:06,242 Never mind the solar flares, he's gonna kill you! Never mind the solar flares, he's gonna kill you!
519 00:34:09,339 00:34:13,457 Okay, move away from the desk. Nobody try anything clever. Okay, move away from the desk. Nobody try anything clever.
520 00:34:13,593 00:34:17,177 Everybody clear, stand to the side and stay there. Everybody clear, stand to the side and stay there.
521 00:34:17,305 00:34:19,091 Who's in charge of this place? Who's in charge of this place?
522 00:34:19,182 00:34:21,798 - This Satellite is more than a Game Station. - ...79, 80... - This Satellite is more than a Game Station. - ...79, 80...
523 00:34:21,935 00:34:23,300 Who killed Rose Tyler? Who killed Rose Tyler?
524 00:34:23,436 00:34:26,519 - All staff are reminded that... - I want an answer. - All staff are reminded that... - I want an answer.
525 00:34:26,648 00:34:28,559 She can't reply. Don't shoot! She can't reply. Don't shoot!
526 00:34:28,650 00:34:31,016 Don't be so thick, like I was ever gonna shoot. Don't be so thick, like I was ever gonna shoot.
527 00:34:31,194 00:34:32,900 Captain, we've got more guards on the way up. Captain, we've got more guards on the way up.
528 00:34:32,988 00:34:34,103 - Secure the exits. - Yes, sir! - Secure the exits. - Yes, sir!
529 00:34:34,197 00:34:35,653 You! What were you saying? You! What were you saying?
530 00:34:35,865 00:34:38,982 - But I've got your gun. - 0kay, so shoot me. Why can't she answer? - But I've got your gun. - 0kay, so shoot me. Why can't she answer?
531 00:34:39,119 00:34:41,326 She's... Can I put this down? She's... Can I put this down?
532 00:34:41,454 00:34:43,570 - If you want, just hurry up. - Thanks. - If you want, just hurry up. - Thanks.
533 00:34:43,665 00:34:47,749 Sorry. The Controller is linked into the transmissions. Sorry. The Controller is linked into the transmissions.
534 00:34:47,836 00:34:49,827 The entire output goes through her brain. The entire output goes through her brain.
535 00:34:49,963 00:34:52,875 You're not a member of staff so she doesn't recognise your existence. You're not a member of staff so she doesn't recognise your existence.
536 00:34:53,008 00:34:54,714 - What's her name? - I don't know. - What's her name? - I don't know.
537 00:34:54,843 00:34:58,176 She was installed when she was five. It's the only life she's ever known. She was installed when she was five. It's the only life she's ever known.
538 00:34:58,346 00:35:00,632 Doors sealed. We should be safe for about 10 minutes. Doors sealed. We should be safe for about 10 minutes.
539 00:35:00,724 00:35:01,839 Keep an eye on them. Keep an eye on them.
540 00:35:01,975 00:35:04,136 What you were saying about the Game Station, What you were saying about the Game Station,
541 00:35:04,227 00:35:06,183 Ithink you're right. I've kept a log. Ithink you're right. I've kept a log.
542 00:35:06,313 00:35:09,976 Unauthorised transmats, encrypted signals, it's been going on foryears. Unauthorised transmats, encrypted signals, it's been going on foryears.
543 00:35:10,066 00:35:11,146 Show me. Show me.
544 00:35:11,234 00:35:14,021 You're not allowed in there. Archive 6 is out of bounds. You're not allowed in there. Archive 6 is out of bounds.
545 00:35:14,154 00:35:16,691 Do I look like an out of bounds sort of guy? Do I look like an out of bounds sort of guy?
546 00:35:44,059 00:35:45,674 What the hell? What the hell?
547 00:35:50,357 00:35:52,564 Solar flare activity in Delta .015. Solar flare activity in Delta .015.
548 00:35:52,734 00:35:56,067 If you're not holding us hostage then let us out. The staff are terrified. If you're not holding us hostage then let us out. The staff are terrified.
549 00:35:56,237 00:35:58,728 That's the same staff who execute hundreds of contestants every day? That's the same staff who execute hundreds of contestants every day?
550 00:35:58,865 00:36:00,401 We'rejust doing ourjobs. We'rejust doing ourjobs.
551 00:36:00,533 00:36:04,071 And with that sentence you just lost the right to even talk to me, now back off! And with that sentence you just lost the right to even talk to me, now back off!
552 00:36:08,583 00:36:11,746 That's just the solar flares. They interfere with the broadcast signal That's just the solar flares. They interfere with the broadcast signal
553 00:36:11,878 00:36:14,164 so this place automatically powers down. so this place automatically powers down.
554 00:36:14,255 00:36:17,918 Planet Earth gets a few repeats. It's all quite normal. Planet Earth gets a few repeats. It's all quite normal.
555 00:36:18,093 00:36:19,424 Doctor... Doctor...
556 00:36:19,719 00:36:21,926 - Doctor? - Whatever it is, you can wait. - Doctor? - Whatever it is, you can wait.
557 00:36:22,055 00:36:23,841 I think she wants you. I think she wants you.
558 00:36:23,932 00:36:28,301 Doctor. Doctor. Where's the Doctor? Doctor. Doctor. Where's the Doctor?
559 00:36:28,603 00:36:29,888 I'm here. I'm here.
560 00:36:29,979 00:36:33,267 Can't see. Blind, so blind. Can't see. Blind, so blind.
561 00:36:33,400 00:36:37,234 All my life blind, all I can see is numbers. But I saw you. All my life blind, all I can see is numbers. But I saw you.
562 00:36:37,320 00:36:40,858 - What do you want? - Solarflares hiding me, they can't hear me. - What do you want? - Solarflares hiding me, they can't hear me.
563 00:36:40,949 00:36:42,564 My Masters listen but they can't hear me now. My Masters listen but they can't hear me now.
564 00:36:42,659 00:36:44,320 The sun is so bright. The sun is so bright.
565 00:36:44,452 00:36:46,317 Who are your masters? Who are your masters?
566 00:36:46,454 00:36:50,413 They wired my head, the name's forbidden. They control my thoughts. They wired my head, the name's forbidden. They control my thoughts.
567 00:36:50,500 00:36:53,082 My Masters, I had to be careful. My Masters, I had to be careful.
568 00:36:53,169 00:36:56,252 They monitor transmission but they don't watch the programs. They monitor transmission but they don't watch the programs.
569 00:36:56,339 00:36:58,876 Icould hide you in the games. I knew that you'd find me. Icould hide you in the games. I knew that you'd find me.
570 00:36:58,967 00:37:00,798 My friend died inside your games. My friend died inside your games.
571 00:37:00,927 00:37:02,883 - Doesn't matter. - Don't dare tell me that! - Doesn't matter. - Don't dare tell me that!
572 00:37:02,971 00:37:06,634 They've been hiding. My Masters, hiding in the dark space. They've been hiding. My Masters, hiding in the dark space.
573 00:37:06,766 00:37:10,850 Watching and shaping the Earth, so many years. Watching and shaping the Earth, so many years.
574 00:37:11,646 00:37:15,730 Always been there, guiding humanity. Hundreds and hundreds of years. Always been there, guiding humanity. Hundreds and hundreds of years.
575 00:37:15,817 00:37:17,102 Who are they? Who are they?
576 00:37:17,193 00:37:19,809 They wait and plan and grow in numbers, they're strong now. They wait and plan and grow in numbers, they're strong now.
577 00:37:19,946 00:37:22,312 - 50 strong, my Masters... - Who are they? - 50 strong, my Masters... - Who are they?
578 00:37:22,449 00:37:25,816 But speak of you, my Masters, they fear the Doctor... But speak of you, my Masters, they fear the Doctor...
579 00:37:25,952 00:37:28,489 Tell me, who are they? Tell me, who are they?
580 00:37:35,003 00:37:36,413 When's the next solar flare? When's the next solar flare?
581 00:37:36,504 00:37:38,586 - Two years' time. - Fat lot of good that is! - Two years' time. - Fat lot of good that is!
582 00:37:38,673 00:37:40,880 - Found the Tardis. - We're not leaving now. - Found the Tardis. - We're not leaving now.
583 00:37:41,009 00:37:45,503 No, but the Tardis worked it out. You'll wanna watch this. No, but the Tardis worked it out. You'll wanna watch this.
584 00:37:45,638 00:37:47,799 Lynda, could you stand over there for me, please? Lynda, could you stand over there for me, please?
585 00:37:47,891 00:37:49,506 Ijust want to go home. Ijust want to go home.
586 00:37:49,642 00:37:53,305 It'll only take a second. Could you stand in that spot? Quick as you can. It'll only take a second. Could you stand in that spot? Quick as you can.
587 00:37:53,396 00:37:57,856 Everybody watching? Okay, S, 2, 1. Everybody watching? Okay, S, 2, 1.
588 00:38:03,239 00:38:06,026 - But you killed her. - Oh? Do you think? - But you killed her. - Oh? Do you think?
589 00:38:10,914 00:38:12,779 What the hell was that? What the hell was that?
590 00:38:12,874 00:38:15,536 It's a tra nsmat beam. Not a disintegrator. It's a tra nsmat beam. Not a disintegrator.
591 00:38:15,668 00:38:19,661 A secondary transmat system. People don't get killed in the games. A secondary transmat system. People don't get killed in the games.
592 00:38:19,756 00:38:23,999 They get transported across space. Doctor, Rose is still alive! They get transported across space. Doctor, Rose is still alive!
593 00:38:38,691 00:38:40,773 No. It can't be... No. It can't be...
594 00:38:41,945 00:38:44,732 You're dead. I saw you die! You're dead. I saw you die!
595 00:38:48,910 00:38:52,744 - She's out there somewhere. - Doctor! Coordinates 5.6.1. - She's out there somewhere. - Doctor! Coordinates 5.6.1.
596 00:38:52,872 00:38:54,783 Don't! The solarflare's gone, they'll hear you! Don't! The solarflare's gone, they'll hear you!
597 00:38:54,916 00:38:58,454 ...434. No, my Masters, no, I defy you! ...434. No, my Masters, no, I defy you!
598 00:39:03,424 00:39:05,255 They took her. They took her.
599 00:39:24,946 00:39:26,607 My Masters. My Masters.
600 00:39:28,283 00:39:32,447 You can kill me. For I have brought your destruction. You can kill me. For I have brought your destruction.
601 00:39:39,002 00:39:41,368 Use that, it might contain the final numbers. Use that, it might contain the final numbers.
602 00:39:41,462 00:39:43,953 I kept a log of all the unscheduled transmissions. I kept a log of all the unscheduled transmissions.
603 00:39:44,090 00:39:48,504 Nice, thanks. Captain Jack Harkness, by the way. Nice, thanks. Captain Jack Harkness, by the way.
604 00:39:48,636 00:39:51,548 - I'm Davitch Pavale. - Nice to meet you, Davitch Pavale. - I'm Davitch Pavale. - Nice to meet you, Davitch Pavale.
605 00:39:51,639 00:39:53,220 There's a time and a place. There's a time and a place.
606 00:39:53,308 00:39:56,175 Are you saying this whole setup's been a disguise allalong? Are you saying this whole setup's been a disguise allalong?
607 00:39:56,436 00:39:59,519 Going way back. Installing theJagrafess 100 years ago. Going way back. Installing theJagrafess 100 years ago.
608 00:39:59,647 00:40:01,808 Someone's been playing a long game. Someone's been playing a long game.
609 00:40:01,941 00:40:05,399 Controlling the human race from behind the scenes for generations. Controlling the human race from behind the scenes for generations.
610 00:40:05,486 00:40:07,317 Click on this. Click on this.
611 00:40:10,992 00:40:14,951 The transmat delivers to that point, right on the edge of the solar system. The transmat delivers to that point, right on the edge of the solar system.
612 00:40:15,038 00:40:16,619 There's nothing there. There's nothing there.
613 00:40:16,706 00:40:19,823 It looks like nothing because that's what this Satellite does! It looks like nothing because that's what this Satellite does!
614 00:40:19,959 00:40:22,496 Underneath the transmission, there's another signal. Underneath the transmission, there's another signal.
615 00:40:22,629 00:40:25,666 - Doing what? - Hiding whatever's out there. - Doing what? - Hiding whatever's out there.
616 00:40:25,798 00:40:28,164 Hiding it from sonar, radar, scanners. Hiding it from sonar, radar, scanners.
617 00:40:28,968 00:40:31,755 There's something sitting right on top of planet Earth There's something sitting right on top of planet Earth
618 00:40:31,846 00:40:34,132 but it's completely invisible. but it's completely invisible.
619 00:40:34,223 00:40:36,555 IfI cancelthe signal... IfI cancelthe signal...
620 00:40:54,369 00:40:57,657 That's impossible. I know those ships. That's impossible. I know those ships.
621 00:40:58,206 00:40:59,992 They were destroyed. They were destroyed.
622 00:41:01,042 00:41:02,782 Obviously they survived. Obviously they survived.
623 00:41:02,877 00:41:04,708 Who did? Who are they? Who did? Who are they?
624 00:41:04,837 00:41:09,331 200 ships. More than 2,000 on board each one. 200 ships. More than 2,000 on board each one.
625 00:41:09,425 00:41:11,507 That'sjust about halfa million of them. That'sjust about halfa million of them.
626 00:41:11,594 00:41:13,459 Half a million what? Half a million what?
627 00:41:13,554 00:41:15,010 Daleks. Daleks.
628 00:41:16,015 00:41:19,599 Alert. Alert. We are detected! Alert. Alert. We are detected!
629 00:41:19,727 00:41:25,438 It is the Doctor! He has located us. Open communications channel It is the Doctor! He has located us. Open communications channel
630 00:41:26,067 00:41:30,231 The female will stand Stand! The female will stand Stand!
631 00:41:37,245 00:41:39,702 I will talk to the Doctor. I will talk to the Doctor.
632 00:41:40,123 00:41:42,239 Oh, will you? That's nice. Hello. Oh, will you? That's nice. Hello.
633 00:41:42,375 00:41:47,460 The Dalek Stratagem nears completion. The Fleet is almost ready. The Dalek Stratagem nears completion. The Fleet is almost ready.
634 00:41:47,588 00:41:49,579 You will not intervene. You will not intervene.
635 00:41:49,924 00:41:51,505 Oh, really? Why's that, then? Oh, really? Why's that, then?
636 00:41:51,592 00:41:53,924 We have your associate. We have your associate.
637 00:41:54,929 00:41:58,888 You will obey or she will be exterminated. You will obey or she will be exterminated.
638 00:42:01,269 00:42:02,725 No. No.
639 00:42:08,609 00:42:10,770 Explain yourself. Explain yourself.
640 00:42:11,070 00:42:12,606 I said, no. I said, no.
641 00:42:13,072 00:42:15,654 What is the meaning of this negative? What is the meaning of this negative?
642 00:42:15,783 00:42:17,273 It means no. It means no.
643 00:42:17,410 00:42:19,492 But she will be destroyed! But she will be destroyed!
644 00:42:19,662 00:42:24,577 No, 'cause this is what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna rescue her. No, 'cause this is what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna rescue her.
645 00:42:24,667 00:42:27,579 I'm gonna save Rose Tyler from the middle of the Dalek Fleet. I'm gonna save Rose Tyler from the middle of the Dalek Fleet.
646 00:42:27,670 00:42:31,003 And then I'm gonna save the Earth. And then, just to finish off, And then I'm gonna save the Earth. And then, just to finish off,
647 00:42:31,132 00:42:35,296 I'm gonna wipe every last stinking Dalek out of the sky! I'm gonna wipe every last stinking Dalek out of the sky!
648 00:42:35,428 00:42:39,922 But you have no weapons! No defences! No plan! But you have no weapons! No defences! No plan!
649 00:42:40,016 00:42:43,634 Yeah. And doesn't that scare you to death? Yeah. And doesn't that scare you to death?
650 00:42:44,479 00:42:45,514 Rose? Rose?
651 00:42:45,646 00:42:46,931 Yes, Doctor? Yes, Doctor?
652 00:42:47,023 00:42:48,979 I ’m coming to get you. I ’m coming to get you.
653 00:42:49,776 00:42:52,813 The Doctor is initiating hostile action. The Doctor is initiating hostile action.
654 00:42:52,945 00:42:58,360 The Stratagem must advance. Begin the invasion of Earth. The Stratagem must advance. Begin the invasion of Earth.
655 00:42:58,493 00:43:00,984 The Doctor will be exterminated. The Doctor will be exterminated.
656 00:43:01,120 00:43:04,988 Exterminate. Exterminate... Exterminate. Exterminate...
657 00:43:13,508 00:43:16,295 launch missiles. Exterminate. launch missiles. Exterminate.
658 00:43:17,386 00:43:21,720 We've got incoming. This is it, ladies and gentlemen, we are at war. We've got incoming. This is it, ladies and gentlemen, we are at war.
659 00:43:22,058 00:43:25,175 There's an army about to invade this station. There's an army about to invade this station.
660 00:43:26,229 00:43:27,514 Defences have gone off line. Defences have gone off line.
661 00:43:27,647 00:43:31,640 I'm dead, or about to die any second, with no chance of escape. I'm dead, or about to die any second, with no chance of escape.
662 00:43:44,747 00:43:46,783 They survived through me. They survived through me.
662 00:43:44,747 00:43:46,783 They survived through me. They survived through me.