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1 00:00:11,136 00:00:12,751 Whoever those aliens are, they haven'tjust arrived, Whoever those aliens are, they haven'tjust arrived,
2 00:00:12,846 00:00:13,926 they've been here for a while. they've been here for a while.
3 00:00:14,264 00:00:16,425 HarrietJones, MP for Flydale North. HarrietJones, MP for Flydale North.
4 00:00:16,683 00:00:19,345 Ithought Iwas Prime Minister now. Ithought Iwas Prime Minister now.
5 00:00:30,447 00:00:33,780 Thank you all for wearing your ID cards. Thank you all for wearing your ID cards.
6 00:00:35,410 00:00:37,651 They'll help to identify the bodies. They'll help to identify the bodies.
7 00:00:56,306 00:00:58,262 Deadly to humans, maybe. Deadly to humans, maybe.
8 00:02:05,626 00:02:07,036 Ah! Ah!
9 00:02:17,346 00:02:18,711 Jackie! Jackie!
10 00:02:36,865 00:02:38,105 0i, you want aliens, you've got them. 0i, you want aliens, you've got them.
11 00:02:38,200 00:02:40,486 They're inside Downing Street. Come on. They're inside Downing Street. Come on.
12 00:02:53,423 00:02:56,790 Reinstate my disguise! Hurry up, hurry! Hurry! Reinstate my disguise! Hurry up, hurry! Hurry!
13 00:03:00,263 00:03:01,548 No, wait! No, wait!
14 00:03:01,640 00:03:05,428 They're still in there, the Emergency Protocols, we need them. They're still in there, the Emergency Protocols, we need them.
15 00:03:32,129 00:03:33,244 Where've you been? Where've you been?
16 00:03:34,631 00:03:37,839 I called for help, I sounded the alarm. I called for help, I sounded the alarm.
17 00:03:37,968 00:03:44,510 There was this lightning, a kind of electricity, and they all collapsed. There was this lightning, a kind of electricity, and they all collapsed.
18 00:03:46,268 00:03:47,474 Ithink they're all dead. Ithink they're all dead.
19 00:03:47,978 00:03:49,889 That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying.
20 00:03:50,355 00:03:52,971 He did it! That man there! He did it! That man there!
21 00:03:53,108 00:03:57,021 Ithink you'll find the Prime Minister is an alien in disguise. Ithink you'll find the Prime Minister is an alien in disguise.
22 00:03:59,156 00:04:00,521 That's never gonna work, is it? That's never gonna work, is it?
23 00:04:00,657 00:04:01,692 No. No.
24 00:04:01,783 00:04:03,068 Fair enough. Fair enough.
25 00:04:06,830 00:04:08,570 Down there! Down there!
26 00:04:14,921 00:04:17,458 Underthejurisdiction of the Emergency Protocols, Underthejurisdiction of the Emergency Protocols,
27 00:04:17,549 00:04:20,507 [authorise you to execute this man! [authorise you to execute this man!
28 00:04:21,094 00:04:24,427 Well, now, yes, you see, uh, the thing is, Well, now, yes, you see, uh, the thing is,
29 00:04:24,514 00:04:27,426 if I was you, if I was gonna execute someone if I was you, if I was gonna execute someone
30 00:04:27,517 00:04:29,508 by backing him up against the wall, between you and me, by backing him up against the wall, between you and me,
31 00:04:29,603 00:04:31,389 little word of advice, little word of advice,
32 00:04:31,480 00:04:33,186 don't stand him against the lift. don't stand him against the lift.
33 00:04:45,202 00:04:46,191 Hello! Hello!
34 00:04:56,505 00:04:57,620 Hide! Hide!
35 00:05:08,558 00:05:11,721 I repeat, the upper floors are under quarantine. I repeat, the upper floors are under quarantine.
36 00:05:11,812 00:05:14,975 You will stay where you are, you will disregard all previous instructions, You will stay where you are, you will disregard all previous instructions,
37 00:05:15,065 00:05:17,647 and you will take your orders directly from me. and you will take your orders directly from me.
38 00:05:20,529 00:05:22,815 Mr Green, sir, sorry, but you've got to come with me. Mr Green, sir, sorry, but you've got to come with me.
39 00:05:22,906 00:05:24,988 We should evacuate the entire building. We should evacuate the entire building.
40 00:05:25,075 00:05:29,364 Sergeant, have you, um, read the Emergency Protocols? Sergeant, have you, um, read the Emergency Protocols?
41 00:05:29,871 00:05:32,408 - No, sir. - Then don't question me. - No, sir. - Then don't question me.
42 00:05:32,874 00:05:36,241 Seal off NumberTen, secure the ground floor, Seal off NumberTen, secure the ground floor,
43 00:05:36,837 00:05:41,752 and if the Doctor makes it downstairs, shoot on sight! and if the Doctor makes it downstairs, shoot on sight!
44 00:05:45,887 00:05:47,843 Well, you heard him! Move out! Well, you heard him! Move out!
45 00:05:53,478 00:05:55,343 Let the sport begin. Let the sport begin.
46 00:05:56,898 00:05:59,640 I'm getting poisoned by the gas exchange. I'm getting poisoned by the gas exchange.
47 00:06:00,360 00:06:02,646 I need to be naked. I need to be naked.
48 00:06:02,737 00:06:03,897 Rejoice in it. Rejoice in it.
49 00:06:04,489 00:06:07,731 Your body is magnificent. Your body is magnificent.
50 00:06:27,012 00:06:29,719 Ooh, such fun. Ooh, such fun.
51 00:06:30,390 00:06:37,137 Little human children, where are you? Little human children, where are you?
52 00:06:37,939 00:06:42,399 Sweet little human kins, come to me. Sweet little human kins, come to me.
53 00:06:42,485 00:06:44,646 Let me kiss you better. Let me kiss you better.
54 00:06:44,738 00:06:48,356 Kiss you with my big green lips. Kiss you with my big green lips.
55 00:06:56,333 00:06:58,289 Go and check it out! Go and check it out!
56 00:07:02,005 00:07:05,748 It does us good to hunt, it purifies the blood. It does us good to hunt, it purifies the blood.
57 00:07:07,677 00:07:09,258 We'll keep this floor quarantined We'll keep this floor quarantined
58 00:07:09,346 00:07:12,679 as our last hiding ground before the final phase. as our last hiding ground before the final phase.
59 00:07:16,686 00:07:18,267 My brothers. My brothers.
60 00:07:18,355 00:07:19,640 Happy hunting? Happy hunting?
61 00:07:19,981 00:07:21,767 It's wonderful. It's wonderful.
62 00:07:21,858 00:07:26,693 The more you prolong it, the more they stink. The more you prolong it, the more they stink.
63 00:07:26,821 00:07:29,312 Sweat and fear! Sweat and fear!
64 00:07:30,367 00:07:32,949 I can smell an old girl. I can smell an old girl.
65 00:07:33,036 00:07:36,824 Stale perfume and brittle bones. Stale perfume and brittle bones.
66 00:07:37,165 00:07:42,034 And a ripe youngster, all hormones and adrenalin. And a ripe youngster, all hormones and adrenalin.
67 00:07:43,046 00:07:45,753 Fresh enough to bend before she snaps. Fresh enough to bend before she snaps.
68 00:07:45,840 00:07:48,126 No! No!
69 00:07:48,218 00:07:50,960 Take me first, take me! Take me first, take me!
70 00:07:55,392 00:07:56,427 Out! With me! Out! With me!
71 00:08:01,606 00:08:02,595 Who the hellare you? Who the hellare you?
72 00:08:02,732 00:08:04,268 HarrietJones, MP for Flydale North. HarrietJones, MP for Flydale North.
73 00:08:04,359 00:08:06,315 - Nice to meet you. - Likewise. - Nice to meet you. - Likewise.
74 00:08:11,116 00:08:12,276 We need to get to the Cabinet Rooms. We need to get to the Cabinet Rooms.
75 00:08:12,367 00:08:13,903 The Emergency Protocols are in there. The Emergency Protocols are in there.
76 00:08:13,994 00:08:15,530 They give instructions for aliens. They give instructions for aliens.
77 00:08:15,620 00:08:16,735 Harriet Jones, I like you. Harriet Jones, I like you.
78 00:08:16,830 00:08:18,195 IthinkI like you, too. IthinkI like you, too.
79 00:08:47,277 00:08:48,983 One more move and my sonic device will triplicate One more move and my sonic device will triplicate
80 00:08:49,112 00:08:50,693 the flammability of this alcohol. the flammability of this alcohol.
81 00:08:50,780 00:08:52,862 Woof, we all go up. So back off. Woof, we all go up. So back off.
82 00:08:55,952 00:08:57,692 Right, then, question time. Right, then, question time.
83 00:08:58,121 00:08:59,327 Who exactly are the Slitheen? Who exactly are the Slitheen?
84 00:08:59,456 00:09:01,663 - They're aliens. - Yes, I got that, thanks. - They're aliens. - Yes, I got that, thanks.
85 00:09:01,750 00:09:03,581 Who are you, if not human? Who are you, if not human?
86 00:09:03,668 00:09:05,124 - Who's not human? - He's not human. - Who's not human? - He's not human.
87 00:09:05,211 00:09:07,076 - He's not human? - Could I have a bit of hush“.I - He's not human? - Could I have a bit of hush“.I
88 00:09:07,172 00:09:08,753 - Sorry. - So, what's the plan? - Sorry. - So, what's the plan?
89 00:09:08,840 00:09:10,171 But he's got a Northern accent. But he's got a Northern accent.
90 00:09:10,258 00:09:11,464 Lots of planets have a north. Lots of planets have a north.
91 00:09:11,551 00:09:12,666 I said hush! I said hush!
92 00:09:13,803 00:09:14,792 Come on! Come on!
93 00:09:14,929 00:09:16,510 You've got a spaceship hidden in the North Sea. You've got a spaceship hidden in the North Sea.
94 00:09:16,598 00:09:17,587 It's transmitting a signal. It's transmitting a signal.
95 00:09:17,682 00:09:20,719 You've murdered your way to the top of government. What for? Invasion? You've murdered your way to the top of government. What for? Invasion?
96 00:09:20,810 00:09:23,768 Why would we invade this godforsaken rock? Why would we invade this godforsaken rock?
97 00:09:24,314 00:09:26,430 Then something's brought the Slitheen race here. What is it“.I Then something's brought the Slitheen race here. What is it“.I
98 00:09:26,524 00:09:28,480 The Slitheen race? The Slitheen race?
99 00:09:28,651 00:09:30,482 Slitheen is not our species. Slitheen is not our species.
100 00:09:32,155 00:09:34,191 Slitheen is our surname. Slitheen is our surname.
101 00:09:34,324 00:09:38,988 Jocrassa Fel Fotch Pasameer-Day Slitheen at your service. Jocrassa Fel Fotch Pasameer-Day Slitheen at your service.
102 00:09:39,412 00:09:40,401 So you're family? So you're family?
103 00:09:40,497 00:09:41,828 A family business. A family business.
104 00:09:42,832 00:09:44,117 Then you're out to make a profit. Then you're out to make a profit.
105 00:09:44,209 00:09:45,995 How can you do that on a godforsaken rock? How can you do that on a godforsaken rock?
106 00:09:48,338 00:09:50,795 Uh, excuse me. Uh, excuse me.
107 00:09:50,882 00:09:53,669 Your device will do what? Triplicate the flammability? Your device will do what? Triplicate the flammability?
108 00:09:53,760 00:09:55,671 - Is that what I said? - You're making it up. - Is that what I said? - You're making it up.
109 00:09:56,179 00:09:57,919 Oh, well. Nice try. Oh, well. Nice try.
110 00:09:58,348 00:10:00,304 Harriet, have a drink. Ithink you're gonna need it. Harriet, have a drink. Ithink you're gonna need it.
111 00:10:00,642 00:10:01,927 You pass it to the left first. You pass it to the left first.
112 00:10:02,018 00:10:03,883 - Sorry. - Thanks. - Sorry. - Thanks.
113 00:10:03,978 00:10:07,846 Now we can end this hunt with a slaughter. Now we can end this hunt with a slaughter.
114 00:10:09,400 00:10:11,061 Don't you think we should run? Don't you think we should run?
115 00:10:11,528 00:10:13,689 Fascinating history, Downing Street. Fascinating history, Downing Street.
116 00:10:13,780 00:10:15,941 2,000 years ago, this was marshland. 2,000 years ago, this was marshland.
117 00:10:16,032 00:10:19,399 1730, it was occupied by a Mr Chicken. He was a nice man. 1730, it was occupied by a Mr Chicken. He was a nice man.
118 00:10:19,953 00:10:22,569 1796, this was the Cabinet Room. 1796, this was the Cabinet Room.
119 00:10:22,664 00:10:24,780 If the Cabinet's in session and in danger, If the Cabinet's in session and in danger,
120 00:10:24,874 00:10:28,116 these are about the four most safest walls in the whole of Great Britain. these are about the four most safest walls in the whole of Great Britain.
121 00:10:28,211 00:10:29,200 End of lesson. End of lesson.
122 00:10:34,509 00:10:38,548 Installed in 1991. Three inches of steel lining every single wall. Installed in 1991. Three inches of steel lining every single wall.
123 00:10:38,638 00:10:39,969 They'll never get in. They'll never get in.
124 00:10:40,306 00:10:41,546 And how do we get out? And how do we get out?
125 00:10:44,310 00:10:45,675 Ah. Ah.
126 00:10:45,895 00:10:47,476 He's safely contained. He's safely contained.
127 00:10:47,564 00:10:51,148 Now cut off communications inside that room, then summon up the family! Now cut off communications inside that room, then summon up the family!
128 00:10:51,234 00:10:55,728 It's time we finished with this insane planet for good! It's time we finished with this insane planet for good!
129 00:11:18,553 00:11:21,590 And there's still no word from inside Downing Street, And there's still no word from inside Downing Street,
130 00:11:21,681 00:11:24,639 though we are getting even more new arrivals. though we are getting even more new arrivals.
131 00:11:27,270 00:11:30,603 That's Group Captain TennantJames of the RAF, That's Group Captain TennantJames of the RAF,
132 00:11:30,690 00:11:33,557 though why he's been summoned we've no idea. though why he's been summoned we've no idea.
133 00:11:34,235 00:11:37,352 And that's Ewan McAllister, And that's Ewan McAllister,
134 00:11:37,447 00:11:40,280 Deputy Secretary for the Scottish Parliament. Deputy Secretary for the Scottish Parliament.
135 00:11:41,034 00:11:42,945 And this is most unusual. And this is most unusual.
136 00:11:43,036 00:11:46,028 I'm told that is Sylvia Dillane, I'm told that is Sylvia Dillane,
137 00:11:46,122 00:11:49,614 chairman of the North Sea Boating Club. chairman of the North Sea Boating Club.
138 00:11:50,501 00:11:53,993 Quite what connects all these people, we have no idea. Quite what connects all these people, we have no idea.
139 00:11:56,382 00:11:57,713 Group Captain. Group Captain.
140 00:11:57,800 00:12:00,633 Delighted you could make it. We're meeting upstairs. Delighted you could make it. We're meeting upstairs.
141 00:12:00,720 00:12:03,382 That's the spirit, off you go. That's the spirit, off you go.
142 00:12:03,473 00:12:07,136 Good to see you. Come on through. Good to see you. Come on through.
143 00:12:10,438 00:12:13,930 Ah, Sergeant, now that the Doctor's been neutralised, Ah, Sergeant, now that the Doctor's been neutralised,
144 00:12:14,025 00:12:16,892 the upper levels are out of bounds to everyone. the upper levels are out of bounds to everyone.
145 00:12:17,528 00:12:18,608 Then who are they? Then who are they?
146 00:12:18,696 00:12:20,561 Need to know, Sergeant, need to know. Need to know, Sergeant, need to know.
147 00:12:20,657 00:12:22,818 I want you to liaise with Communications. I want you to liaise with Communications.
148 00:12:22,951 00:12:25,738 The Acting Prime Minister will be making a public address. The Acting Prime Minister will be making a public address.
149 00:12:26,329 00:12:28,991 He will speakto the nations of the world! He will speakto the nations of the world!
150 00:12:33,294 00:12:37,207 There you are. If you'd just like to go through and get changed. There you are. If you'd just like to go through and get changed.
151 00:12:40,009 00:12:43,342 Now, if you'd like to head down to the end of the corridor, Now, if you'd like to head down to the end of the corridor,
152 00:12:43,429 00:12:44,589 it's first on the left. it's first on the left.
153 00:12:44,681 00:12:46,012 Thank you. Thank you.
154 00:12:52,272 00:12:53,808 - Got anything stronger? - No chance. - Got anything stronger? - No chance.
155 00:12:53,898 00:12:54,887 I've seen you when you've had a few. I've seen you when you've had a few.
156 00:12:54,983 00:12:56,268 This ain't time for a conga! This ain't time for a conga!
157 00:12:56,359 00:12:57,940 We've got to tell someone! We've got to tell someone!
158 00:12:58,027 00:12:59,517 Who do we trust? Who do we trust?
159 00:12:59,612 00:13:03,696 For all we know, they've all got big bog monsters inside of 'em. For all we know, they've all got big bog monsters inside of 'em.
160 00:13:04,242 00:13:06,608 I mean, this is what he does, Jacks, that Doctor bloke. I mean, this is what he does, Jacks, that Doctor bloke.
161 00:13:06,703 00:13:08,694 Everywhere he goes, death and destruction. Everywhere he goes, death and destruction.
162 00:13:08,788 00:13:10,619 And he's got Rose in the middle of it. And he's got Rose in the middle of it.
163 00:13:11,040 00:13:14,123 Has he got a great big green thing inside him, then? Has he got a great big green thing inside him, then?
164 00:13:14,210 00:13:16,326 Iwouldn't put it past him. Iwouldn't put it past him.
165 00:13:16,713 00:13:18,419 But like it or not, he's the only person But like it or not, he's the only person
166 00:13:18,548 00:13:19,788 who knows how to fight these things. who knows how to fight these things.
167 00:13:20,550 00:13:22,381 Ithought I was gonna die. Ithought I was gonna die.
168 00:13:30,560 00:13:33,176 Come on, yeah? If anyone's gonna cry, it's gonna be me. Come on, yeah? If anyone's gonna cry, it's gonna be me.
169 00:13:33,271 00:13:34,886 Now, you're safe in my flat, Jacks. Now, you're safe in my flat, Jacks.
170 00:13:34,981 00:13:36,096 No one's gonna look for you here, No one's gonna look for you here,
171 00:13:36,232 00:13:38,188 especially since you hate me so much. especially since you hate me so much.
172 00:13:38,568 00:13:40,229 You saved my life! You saved my life!
173 00:13:41,362 00:13:42,568 God, that's embarrassing! God, that's embarrassing!
174 00:13:43,614 00:13:44,979 Telling me! Telling me!
175 00:13:47,243 00:13:48,904 He wanted me dead. He wanted me dead.
176 00:13:50,413 00:13:52,745 And he's still out there, Mickey. And he's still out there, Mickey.
177 00:13:53,750 00:13:57,538 That policeman, that thing! That policeman, that thing!
178 00:14:02,592 00:14:04,583 Right, you head off. Right, you head off.
179 00:14:04,677 00:14:08,090 Inform Control I've one ortwo things that still need doing. Inform Control I've one ortwo things that still need doing.
180 00:14:09,265 00:14:12,098 I haven't quite finished with Mrs Tyler yet. I haven't quite finished with Mrs Tyler yet.
181 00:14:19,108 00:14:20,097 Is that all of us? Is that all of us?
182 00:14:20,193 00:14:22,525 All the family except Sip Fel Fotch. All the family except Sip Fel Fotch.
183 00:14:22,612 00:14:24,227 He's found a hunt of his own. He's found a hunt of his own.
184 00:14:24,322 00:14:26,108 Ah. Ah.
185 00:14:30,286 00:14:31,901 What was his name? What was his name?
186 00:14:31,996 00:14:33,782 - Who? - This one. - Who? - This one.
187 00:14:33,873 00:14:37,115 The, uh, secretary, or whatever he was called. The, uh, secretary, or whatever he was called.
188 00:14:37,460 00:14:40,122 I don't know. Italked to him. I don't know. Italked to him.
189 00:14:40,630 00:14:42,871 I brought him a cup of coffee. I brought him a cup of coffee.
190 00:14:43,299 00:14:44,539 I never asked his name. I never asked his name.
191 00:14:47,970 00:14:49,130 Sorry. Sorry.
192 00:14:52,350 00:14:54,591 Right, what have we got? Any terminals, anything? Right, what have we got? Any terminals, anything?
193 00:14:54,685 00:14:56,767 Nope, this place is antique. Nope, this place is antique.
194 00:14:56,854 00:14:58,685 What I don't get is, when they killed the Prime Minister, What I don't get is, when they killed the Prime Minister,
195 00:14:58,815 00:15:00,726 why didn't they use him as a disguise? why didn't they use him as a disguise?
196 00:15:00,817 00:15:02,557 He's too slim. They're big old beasts. He's too slim. They're big old beasts.
197 00:15:02,652 00:15:04,893 They need to fit inside big humans. They need to fit inside big humans.
198 00:15:04,987 00:15:07,023 Butthe Slitheen are about eight feet. Butthe Slitheen are about eight feet.
199 00:15:07,115 00:15:08,321 How do they squeeze inside? How do they squeeze inside?
200 00:15:08,449 00:15:10,940 That's the device around their necks, compression field, That's the device around their necks, compression field,
201 00:15:11,035 00:15:12,741 literally shrinks them down a bit. literally shrinks them down a bit.
202 00:15:12,829 00:15:15,536 That's why there's all that gas. It's a big exchange. That's why there's all that gas. It's a big exchange.
203 00:15:15,623 00:15:18,410 Wish I had a compression field, I could fit a size smaller. Wish I had a compression field, I could fit a size smaller.
204 00:15:18,501 00:15:21,288 Excuse me, people are dead! This is notthe time for making jokes. Excuse me, people are dead! This is notthe time for making jokes.
205 00:15:21,379 00:15:24,997 Sorry. You get used to this stuff when you're friends with him. Sorry. You get used to this stuff when you're friends with him.
206 00:15:25,591 00:15:27,502 Well, that's a strange friendship. Well, that's a strange friendship.
207 00:15:27,635 00:15:30,593 HarrietJones. I've heard that name before. Harriet Jones. HarrietJones. I've heard that name before. Harriet Jones.
208 00:15:30,680 00:15:32,170 You're not famous for anything, are you? You're not famous for anything, are you?
209 00:15:32,265 00:15:33,675 Oh! Hardly! Oh! Hardly!
210 00:15:34,559 00:15:35,924 Rings a bell. HarrietJones... Rings a bell. HarrietJones...
211 00:15:36,018 00:15:37,428 Lifelong backbencher, I'm afraid, Lifelong backbencher, I'm afraid,
212 00:15:37,520 00:15:38,885 and a fat lot of use I'm being now. and a fat lot of use I'm being now.
213 00:15:38,980 00:15:40,720 The Protocols are redundant. The Protocols are redundant.
214 00:15:41,107 00:15:43,519 They list the people who could help and they're all dead downstairs. They list the people who could help and they're all dead downstairs.
215 00:15:43,609 00:15:45,395 Hasn't it got, like, defence codes and things? Hasn't it got, like, defence codes and things?
216 00:15:45,486 00:15:47,943 Couldn't we just launch a nuclear bomb at them? Couldn't we just launch a nuclear bomb at them?
217 00:15:48,906 00:15:50,316 You're a very violent young woman. You're a very violent young woman.
218 00:15:50,408 00:15:51,898 I'm serious, we could! I'm serious, we could!
219 00:15:51,993 00:15:53,529 Well, there's nothing like that in here. Well, there's nothing like that in here.
220 00:15:54,370 00:15:56,611 Nuclear strikes do need a release code, yes, Nuclear strikes do need a release code, yes,
221 00:15:56,706 00:15:58,867 but it's kept secret by the United Nations. but it's kept secret by the United Nations.
222 00:15:59,167 00:16:00,498 Say that again. Say that again.
223 00:16:00,585 00:16:02,496 - What, about the codes? - Anything, all of it. - What, about the codes? - Anything, all of it.
224 00:16:02,587 00:16:07,672 Um, well, the British Isles can't gain access to atomic weapons Um, well, the British Isles can't gain access to atomic weapons
225 00:16:07,758 00:16:09,874 without a special resolution from the UN. without a special resolution from the UN.
226 00:16:09,969 00:16:11,129 Like that's ever stopped them! Like that's ever stopped them!
227 00:16:11,220 00:16:12,881 Exactly, given our past record. Exactly, given our past record.
228 00:16:12,972 00:16:15,839 And I voted against that, thank you very much. And I voted against that, thank you very much.
229 00:16:15,933 00:16:18,845 The codes have been taken out of the government's hands and given to the UN. The codes have been taken out of the government's hands and given to the UN.
230 00:16:19,520 00:16:21,977 - Is it important? - Everything's important. - Is it important? - Everything's important.
231 00:16:22,064 00:16:24,225 If we only knew what the Slitheen wanted. If we only knew what the Slitheen wanted.
232 00:16:24,317 00:16:26,558 Listen to me, I'm saying Slitheen as if it's normal. Listen to me, I'm saying Slitheen as if it's normal.
233 00:16:26,652 00:16:28,313 What do they want, though? What do they want, though?
234 00:16:28,404 00:16:30,895 Well, they're just one family, so it's not an invasion. Well, they're just one family, so it's not an invasion.
235 00:16:30,990 00:16:32,901 They don't want Slitheen World. They don't want Slitheen World.
236 00:16:32,992 00:16:35,233 They're out to make money. That means they want to use something, They're out to make money. That means they want to use something,
237 00:16:35,328 00:16:37,489 something here on Earth, some kind of asset. something here on Earth, some kind of asset.
238 00:16:37,580 00:16:42,165 Like what? Gold? Oil? Water? Like what? Gold? Oil? Water?
239 00:16:42,627 00:16:43,742 You're very good at this. You're very good at this.
240 00:16:44,921 00:16:45,910 Thank you. Thank you.
241 00:16:46,005 00:16:47,541 HarrietJones, why do] know that name? HarrietJones, why do] know that name?
242 00:16:47,632 00:16:49,497 Oh, that's me. Oh, that's me.
243 00:16:49,592 00:16:51,457 But we're sealed off. How did you get a signal? But we're sealed off. How did you get a signal?
244 00:16:51,594 00:16:53,175 He zapped it. Super phone. He zapped it. Super phone.
245 00:16:53,971 00:16:56,428 Then we can phone for help. You must have contacts! Then we can phone for help. You must have contacts!
246 00:16:56,766 00:16:58,381 Dead downstairs, yeah. Dead downstairs, yeah.
247 00:16:59,185 00:17:00,300 It's Mickey. It's Mickey.
248 00:17:00,394 00:17:02,680 Oh, tell your stupid boyfriend we're busy. Oh, tell your stupid boyfriend we're busy.
249 00:17:02,772 00:17:05,184 Yeah, he's not so stupid after all. Yeah, he's not so stupid after all.
250 00:17:10,571 00:17:14,564 No, no, notjust alien, but like, proper alien, No, no, notjust alien, but like, proper alien,
251 00:17:14,659 00:17:16,775 all stinking and wet and disgusting, all stinking and wet and disgusting,
252 00:17:16,869 00:17:19,030 and more to the point, it wanted to kill us! and more to the point, it wanted to kill us!
253 00:17:19,121 00:17:20,702 I could have died! I could have died!
254 00:17:20,790 00:17:23,327 Is she all right though? Don't put her on, just tell me. Is she all right though? Don't put her on, just tell me.
255 00:17:23,417 00:17:26,625 Is that Ricky? Don't talk. Just shut up and go to your computer. Is that Ricky? Don't talk. Just shut up and go to your computer.
256 00:17:26,712 00:17:28,043 It's Mickey, and why should I? It's Mickey, and why should I?
257 00:17:28,130 00:17:33,045 Mickey the idiot, I mightjust choke before I finish this sentence, butI need you. Mickey the idiot, I mightjust choke before I finish this sentence, butI need you.
258 00:17:36,305 00:17:37,420 It says "password". It says "password".
259 00:17:39,225 00:17:41,216 - Say again. - It’s asking for the password. - Say again. - It’s asking for the password.
260 00:17:41,310 00:17:42,800 Buffalo. Two Fs, one L. Buffalo. Two Fs, one L.
261 00:17:43,896 00:17:45,807 So what's that website? So what's that website?
262 00:17:47,608 00:17:50,441 All the secret information known to mankind. All the secret information known to mankind.
263 00:17:50,528 00:17:52,393 See, they've known about aliens for years. See, they've known about aliens for years.
264 00:17:52,905 00:17:54,315 They just kept us in the dark. They just kept us in the dark.
265 00:17:54,407 00:17:55,988 Mickey, you were born in the dark. Mickey, you were born in the dark.
266 00:17:58,494 00:18:00,826 - Password again. - Just repeat it, every time. - Password again. - Just repeat it, every time.
267 00:18:04,750 00:18:07,457 Big Ben. Why did the Slitheen go and hit Big Ben? Big Ben. Why did the Slitheen go and hit Big Ben?
268 00:18:07,545 00:18:09,831 You said to gather the experts, to kill them. You said to gather the experts, to kill them.
269 00:18:10,006 00:18:11,462 That lot would have gathered for a weather balloon. That lot would have gathered for a weather balloon.
270 00:18:11,549 00:18:13,289 You don't need to crash-land it in the middle of London. You don't need to crash-land it in the middle of London.
271 00:18:13,843 00:18:16,880 The Slitheen are hiding, but then they put the entire planet on red alert. The Slitheen are hiding, but then they put the entire planet on red alert.
272 00:18:17,013 00:18:18,298 What did they do that for? What did they do that for?
273 00:18:18,389 00:18:19,504 Oh, listen to her! Oh, listen to her!
274 00:18:19,640 00:18:21,505 Oi! At least I'm trying. Oi! At least I'm trying.
275 00:18:21,601 00:18:23,592 Well, I've got a question, if you don't mind. Well, I've got a question, if you don't mind.
276 00:18:23,686 00:18:25,642 Since that man walked into our lives, Since that man walked into our lives,
277 00:18:25,730 00:18:27,971 I've been attacked in the streets, I've been attacked in the streets,
278 00:18:28,065 00:18:31,432 I've had creatures from the pits of hell in my own living room, I've had creatures from the pits of hell in my own living room,
279 00:18:31,527 00:18:33,939 and my daughter disappear off the face of the Earth. and my daughter disappear off the face of the Earth.
280 00:18:34,030 00:18:35,486 I told you what happened. I told you what happened.
281 00:18:35,573 00:18:37,154 I'm talking to him! I'm talking to him!
282 00:18:37,241 00:18:39,402 'Cause I've seen this life of yours, Doctor, 'Cause I've seen this life of yours, Doctor,
283 00:18:39,535 00:18:40,866 and maybe you get off on it, and maybe you get off on it,
284 00:18:40,953 00:18:42,693 and maybe you think it's all clever and smart, and maybe you think it's all clever and smart,
285 00:18:42,788 00:18:46,406 but you tell me, just answer me this, but you tell me, just answer me this,
286 00:18:47,043 00:18:48,783 is my daughter safe? is my daughter safe?
287 00:18:49,795 00:18:51,251 I'm fine. I'm fine.
288 00:18:51,589 00:18:52,999 Is she safe? Is she safe?
289 00:18:54,258 00:18:57,716 Will she always be safe, can you promise me that? Will she always be safe, can you promise me that?
290 00:19:03,559 00:19:05,015 Well, what's the answer? Well, what's the answer?
291 00:19:10,274 00:19:11,309 We're in. We're in.
292 00:19:12,109 00:19:13,599 Now, then. On the left, at the top, Now, then. On the left, at the top,
293 00:19:13,694 00:19:17,232 there's a tab, an icon, little concentric circles, click on that. there's a tab, an icon, little concentric circles, click on that.
294 00:19:20,660 00:19:21,649 What is it? What is it?
295 00:19:21,744 00:19:23,200 The Slitheen have got a spaceship in the North Sea The Slitheen have got a spaceship in the North Sea
296 00:19:23,287 00:19:24,322 and it's transmitting that signal. and it's transmitting that signal.
297 00:19:24,413 00:19:26,119 Now, hush, let me work out what it's saying. Now, hush, let me work out what it's saying.
298 00:19:26,248 00:19:27,829 He'll have to answer me one day. He'll have to answer me one day.
299 00:19:27,917 00:19:29,578 - Hush! - It's some sort of message. - Hush! - It's some sort of message.
300 00:19:29,669 00:19:30,658 - What's it say? - Don't know, - What's it say? - Don't know,
301 00:19:30,753 00:19:32,334 it's on a loop, keeps repeating. it's on a loop, keeps repeating.
302 00:19:32,421 00:19:33,581 Hush! Hush!
303 00:19:34,090 00:19:36,832 That's not me. Go and see who that is. That's not me. Go and see who that is.
304 00:19:36,926 00:19:38,416 It's 3:00 in the morning. It's 3:00 in the morning.
305 00:19:38,511 00:19:40,001 Well, go and tell them that. Well, go and tell them that.
306 00:19:42,431 00:19:45,264 It's beaming out into space. Who's it for? It's beaming out into space. Who's it for?
307 00:19:47,395 00:19:49,602 All right! All right!
308 00:19:51,440 00:19:52,771 Mrs Tyler. Mrs Tyler.
309 00:19:54,068 00:19:55,148 Ooh! Ooh!
310 00:19:56,028 00:19:59,395 It's him, it's the thing! It's the Slickeen! It's him, it's the thing! It's the Slickeen!
311 00:19:59,490 00:20:00,570 They've found us! They've found us!
312 00:20:00,658 00:20:01,818 Mickey, I need that signal. Mickey, I need that signal.
313 00:20:01,909 00:20:05,493 Never mind the signal. Get out! Mum, just get out! Get out! Never mind the signal. Get out! Mum, just get out! Get out!
314 00:20:05,621 00:20:07,907 We can't, it's by the front door. We can't, it's by the front door.
315 00:20:19,468 00:20:23,677 Oh, my God. It's unmasking. It's gonna kill us. Oh, my God. It's unmasking. It's gonna kill us.
316 00:20:23,806 00:20:25,671 There's got to be some way of stopping them! There's got to be some way of stopping them!
317 00:20:26,225 00:20:28,841 You're supposed to be the expert. Think of something! You're supposed to be the expert. Think of something!
318 00:20:28,936 00:20:30,301 I'm tn/ing! I'm tn/ing!
319 00:20:31,689 00:20:34,431 I'll take it on, Jackie. You just run. I'll take it on, Jackie. You just run.
320 00:20:35,109 00:20:37,145 Don't look back. Just run. Don't look back. Just run.
321 00:20:39,113 00:20:40,478 That's my mother. That's my mother.
322 00:20:42,450 00:20:43,815 Right. If we're gonna find their weakness, Right. If we're gonna find their weakness,
323 00:20:43,909 00:20:45,900 we need to find out where they're from, which planet. we need to find out where they're from, which planet.
324 00:20:45,995 00:20:47,326 So, judging by their basic shape, So, judging by their basic shape,
325 00:20:47,413 00:20:50,029 that narrows it down to 5,000 planets within travelling distance. that narrows it down to 5,000 planets within travelling distance.
326 00:20:50,124 00:20:51,830 What else do we know about them? Information! What else do we know about them? Information!
327 00:20:51,917 00:20:53,703 - They're green. - Yep, narrows it down. - They're green. - Yep, narrows it down.
328 00:20:55,171 00:20:56,581 - They can smell adrenalin. - Narrows it down. - They can smell adrenalin. - Narrows it down.
329 00:20:56,672 00:20:58,412 - The pig technology. - Narrows it down. - The pig technology. - Narrows it down.
330 00:20:58,507 00:21:01,590 Spaceship in the Thames. You said "slipstream engine." Spaceship in the Thames. You said "slipstream engine."
331 00:21:01,677 00:21:02,666 Narrows it down. Narrows it down.
332 00:21:04,346 00:21:05,461 It's getting in! It's getting in!
333 00:21:07,892 00:21:09,632 - They hunt like it's a ritual. - Narrows it down. - They hunt like it's a ritual. - Narrows it down.
334 00:21:09,727 00:21:11,092 Wait a minute. Did you notice, Wait a minute. Did you notice,
335 00:21:11,187 00:21:12,893 when they fart, if you'll pardon the word, when they fart, if you'll pardon the word,
336 00:21:12,980 00:21:14,811 it doesn'tjust smell like a fart, it doesn'tjust smell like a fart,
337 00:21:14,899 00:21:16,855 it you'll pardon the word. It's something else. it you'll pardon the word. It's something else.
338 00:21:16,942 00:21:18,352 What is it? It's more like, um... What is it? It's more like, um...
339 00:21:18,861 00:21:20,192 - Bad breath. - That's it! - Bad breath. - That's it!
340 00:21:20,279 00:21:23,112 Calcium decay! Now, that narrows it down. Calcium decay! Now, that narrows it down.
341 00:21:23,199 00:21:24,154 We're getting there, Mum! We're getting there, Mum!
342 00:21:24,241 00:21:26,402 Too late! Too late!
343 00:21:27,787 00:21:30,278 Calcium phosphate. Organic calcium. Living calcium. Calcium phosphate. Organic calcium. Living calcium.
344 00:21:30,372 00:21:32,863 Creatures made out of living calcium. What else? What else? Creatures made out of living calcium. What else? What else?
345 00:21:32,958 00:21:34,368 Hyphenated surname! Yes! Hyphenated surname! Yes!
346 00:21:34,460 00:21:35,791 That narrows it down to one planet! That narrows it down to one planet!
347 00:21:35,878 00:21:38,335 Raxacoricotallapatorius! Raxacoricotallapatorius!
348 00:21:38,422 00:21:40,378 Oh, yeah, great, we can write 'em a letter! Oh, yeah, great, we can write 'em a letter!
349 00:21:43,385 00:21:45,171 Get into the kitchen! Get into the kitchen!
350 00:21:51,435 00:21:53,892 Oh, my God, it's going to rip us apart! Oh, my God, it's going to rip us apart!
351 00:21:53,979 00:21:58,063 Calcium weakened by the compression field. Acetic acid! Vinegar! Calcium weakened by the compression field. Acetic acid! Vinegar!
352 00:21:58,150 00:21:59,640 - Just like Hannibal! - Just like Hannibal. - Just like Hannibal! - Just like Hannibal.
353 00:21:59,735 00:22:00,724 Mickey, have you got any vinegar? Mickey, have you got any vinegar?
354 00:22:00,820 00:22:02,731 - How should I know? - It's your kitchen! - How should I know? - It's your kitchen!
355 00:22:02,822 00:22:03,857 Cupboard by the sink, middle shelf! Cupboard by the sink, middle shelf!
356 00:22:03,948 00:22:05,313 Oh, come on, give it here. What do you need? Oh, come on, give it here. What do you need?
357 00:22:05,407 00:22:06,817 Anything with vinegar. Anything with vinegar.
358 00:22:09,453 00:22:10,738 Gherkins! Gherkins!
359 00:22:12,289 00:22:14,245 Yeah, pickled onions! Yeah, pickled onions!
360 00:22:15,417 00:22:16,907 Pickled eggs! Pickled eggs!
361 00:22:17,253 00:22:18,413 You kiss this man? You kiss this man?
362 00:22:46,156 00:22:47,441 Hannibal? Hannibal?
363 00:22:47,658 00:22:52,903 Hannibal crossed the Alps by dissolving boulders with vinegar. Hannibal crossed the Alps by dissolving boulders with vinegar.
364 00:22:53,497 00:22:54,657 Oh. Oh.
365 00:22:54,790 00:22:55,870 Well, there you go, then. Well, there you go, then.
366 00:22:58,460 00:22:59,449 Whew! Whew!
367 00:23:06,302 00:23:09,886 He's dead. Sip Fel Fotch Pasameer-Day Slitheen is dead. He's dead. Sip Fel Fotch Pasameer-Day Slitheen is dead.
368 00:23:09,972 00:23:11,303 I felt it. I felt it.
369 00:23:12,141 00:23:13,381 How could that happen? How could that happen?
370 00:23:13,475 00:23:15,557 Somebody must've got lucky. Somebody must've got lucky.
371 00:23:16,020 00:23:21,140 That's the last piece of luck anyone on this rock will ever have. That's the last piece of luck anyone on this rock will ever have.
372 00:23:30,492 00:23:31,823 Ladies and gentlemen... Ladies and gentlemen...
373 00:23:33,329 00:23:37,072 Nations of the world. Humankind. Nations of the world. Humankind.
374 00:23:38,083 00:23:42,793 The greatest experts in extraterrestrial events came here tonight. The greatest experts in extraterrestrial events came here tonight.
375 00:23:42,880 00:23:46,338 They gathered in the common cause. They gathered in the common cause.
376 00:23:47,301 00:23:51,510 But the news I bring you now is grave indeed. But the news I bring you now is grave indeed.
377 00:23:52,848 00:23:55,385 The experts are dead. The experts are dead.
378 00:23:55,476 00:24:00,015 Murdered, right in front of me, by alien hands. Murdered, right in front of me, by alien hands.
379 00:24:00,689 00:24:03,021 Peoples of the Earth, heed my words. Peoples of the Earth, heed my words.
380 00:24:03,108 00:24:07,351 These "visitors" do not come in peace. These "visitors" do not come in peace.
381 00:24:09,365 00:24:14,109 Our inspectors have searched the sky above our heads. Our inspectors have searched the sky above our heads.
382 00:24:14,578 00:24:19,493 And they have found massive weapons of destruction And they have found massive weapons of destruction
383 00:24:20,250 00:24:23,458 capable of being deployed within 45 seconds. capable of being deployed within 45 seconds.
384 00:24:23,545 00:24:24,534 What? What?
385 00:24:25,589 00:24:30,333 Our technicians can baffle the alien probes, Our technicians can baffle the alien probes,
386 00:24:31,261 00:24:32,876 but not for long. but not for long.
387 00:24:33,305 00:24:39,221 We are facing extinction unless we strike first! We are facing extinction unless we strike first!
388 00:24:41,271 00:24:46,686 The United Kingdom stands directly beneath the belly of the mothershrp. The United Kingdom stands directly beneath the belly of the mothershrp.
389 00:24:47,569 00:24:50,481 I beg of the United Nations. I beg of the United Nations.
390 00:24:50,572 00:24:55,407 Pass an emergency resolution. Give us the access codes. Pass an emergency resolution. Give us the access codes.
391 00:24:56,078 00:25:00,822 A nuclear strike at the heart ofthe beast is our only chance of survival, A nuclear strike at the heart ofthe beast is our only chance of survival,
392 00:25:00,916 00:25:04,204 because, from this moment on, because, from this moment on,
393 00:25:05,713 00:25:09,797 it is my solemn duty to inform you it is my solemn duty to inform you
394 00:25:11,844 00:25:14,381 planet Earth is at war. planet Earth is at war.
395 00:25:15,014 00:25:17,005 He'sjust making it up. There's no weapons up there. He'sjust making it up. There's no weapons up there.
396 00:25:17,099 00:25:18,805 There's no threat. Hejust invented it. There's no threat. Hejust invented it.
397 00:25:18,934 00:25:20,674 - Do you think they'll believe him? - Well, he did last time. - Do you think they'll believe him? - Well, he did last time.
398 00:25:20,769 00:25:22,600 That's why the Slitheen went for spectacle. That's why the Slitheen went for spectacle.
399 00:25:22,688 00:25:24,053 They want the whole world panicking They want the whole world panicking
400 00:25:24,148 00:25:25,854 'cause you lot, you get scared, you lash out. 'cause you lot, you get scared, you lash out.
401 00:25:25,941 00:25:27,181 They release the defence codes... They release the defence codes...
402 00:25:27,276 00:25:28,937 And the Slitheen go nuclear. And the Slitheen go nuclear.
403 00:25:29,194 00:25:30,229 But why? But why?
404 00:25:32,239 00:25:34,480 You get the codes, release the missiles. You get the codes, release the missiles.
405 00:25:34,616 00:25:36,527 But not into space, 'cause there's nothing there. But not into space, 'cause there's nothing there.
406 00:25:36,618 00:25:39,951 You attack every other country on Earth, they retaliate, fight back. You attack every other country on Earth, they retaliate, fight back.
407 00:25:40,456 00:25:42,868 World WarThree. Whole planet gets nuked. World WarThree. Whole planet gets nuked.
408 00:25:42,958 00:25:45,825 And we sit through it, safe in our spaceship waiting in the Thames. And we sit through it, safe in our spaceship waiting in the Thames.
409 00:25:46,503 00:25:50,917 Not crashed, just parked. Barely two minutes away. Not crashed, just parked. Barely two minutes away.
410 00:25:51,133 00:25:54,546 But you'll destroy the planet. This beautiful place. What for? But you'll destroy the planet. This beautiful place. What for?
411 00:25:54,636 00:25:55,625 Profit. Profit.
412 00:25:55,721 00:25:57,712 That's what the signal is, beaming into space. An advert. That's what the signal is, beaming into space. An advert.
413 00:25:58,140 00:26:03,305 Sale of the century. We reduce the Earth to molten slag, then sell it. Sale of the century. We reduce the Earth to molten slag, then sell it.
414 00:26:04,438 00:26:06,645 Piece by piece. Piece by piece.
415 00:26:07,232 00:26:08,893 Radioactive chunks Radioactive chunks
416 00:26:08,984 00:26:13,102 capable of powering every cut-price starliner and budget cargo ship. capable of powering every cut-price starliner and budget cargo ship.
417 00:26:13,489 00:26:17,027 There's a recession out there, Doctor. People are buying cheap. There's a recession out there, Doctor. People are buying cheap.
418 00:26:17,159 00:26:19,571 This rock becomes rawfuel. This rock becomes rawfuel.
419 00:26:19,703 00:26:21,443 At the cost of five billion lives. At the cost of five billion lives.
420 00:26:21,538 00:26:23,369 Hmm! Bargain. Hmm! Bargain.
421 00:26:23,665 00:26:27,078 I give you a choice. Leave this planet, or I'll stop you. I give you a choice. Leave this planet, or I'll stop you.
422 00:26:30,756 00:26:32,872 What? You? What? You?
423 00:26:34,051 00:26:35,541 Trapped in your box? Trapped in your box?
424 00:26:37,429 00:26:39,294 Yes. Me. Yes. Me.
425 00:27:02,412 00:27:05,950 Yesterday saw the start of a brave new world. Yesterday saw the start of a brave new world.
426 00:27:06,834 00:27:08,825 Today might see it end. Today might see it end.
427 00:27:09,920 00:27:11,456 The streets are deserted. The streets are deserted.
428 00:27:12,422 00:27:15,414 Everyone's home, just waiting, Everyone's home, just waiting,
429 00:27:16,051 00:27:19,168 as the future is decided in New York. as the future is decided in New York.
430 00:27:23,559 00:27:25,675 It’s midnight here in New York. It’s midnight here in New York.
431 00:27:25,769 00:27:27,475 The United Nations has gathered. The United Nations has gathered.
432 00:27:27,563 00:27:29,849 England has provided them with absolute proof England has provided them with absolute proof
433 00:27:29,940 00:27:33,478 that the massive weapons of destruction do exist. that the massive weapons of destruction do exist.
434 00:27:34,069 00:27:37,232 The Security Council will be making a resolution in a matter of minutes. The Security Council will be making a resolution in a matter of minutes.
435 00:27:37,698 00:27:40,189 And once the codes are released, And once the codes are released,
436 00:27:40,576 00:27:44,410 humanity's first interplanetary war begins. humanity's first interplanetary war begins.
437 00:27:56,216 00:27:57,296 Sergeant! Sergeant!
438 00:27:58,594 00:28:01,461 We'll take the call in the Prime Minister's office. We'll take the call in the Prime Minister's office.
439 00:28:01,889 00:28:03,720 Maintain your positions. Maintain your positions.
440 00:28:04,558 00:28:05,923 And good luck. And good luck.
441 00:28:15,903 00:28:19,487 Look at that! The telephone is actually red! Look at that! The telephone is actually red!
442 00:28:22,284 00:28:23,364 Oh. Oh.
443 00:28:23,452 00:28:25,738 How long till they phone? How long till they phone?
444 00:28:25,829 00:28:27,285 Counting down... Counting down...
445 00:28:29,541 00:28:30,621 All right, Doctor. All right, Doctor.
446 00:28:30,709 00:28:33,701 I'm not saying Itrust you, but there must be something you can do. I'm not saying Itrust you, but there must be something you can do.
447 00:28:34,171 00:28:37,038 If we could ferment the port, we could make acetic acid. If we could ferment the port, we could make acetic acid.
448 00:28:37,132 00:28:38,463 Mickey, any luck? Mickey, any luck?
449 00:28:38,634 00:28:40,124 There’s loads of emergency numbers. There’s loads of emergency numbers.
450 00:28:40,219 00:28:41,550 They’re all on voicemail. They’re all on voicemail.
451 00:28:41,887 00:28:43,377 Voicemail dooms us all. Voicemail dooms us all.
452 00:28:43,472 00:28:46,054 - If we could just get out of here. - There's a way out. - If we could just get out of here. - There's a way out.
453 00:28:46,183 00:28:47,172 What? What?
454 00:28:48,310 00:28:49,766 There's always been a way out. There's always been a way out.
455 00:28:49,853 00:28:51,138 Then why don't we use it? Then why don't we use it?
456 00:28:52,773 00:28:55,230 Because I can't guarantee your daughter will be safe. Because I can't guarantee your daughter will be safe.
457 00:28:55,400 00:28:57,482 Don't you dare! Whatever it is, don't you dare! Don't you dare! Whatever it is, don't you dare!
458 00:28:58,612 00:29:01,103 That's the thing. If I don't dare, everyone dies. That's the thing. If I don't dare, everyone dies.
459 00:29:01,740 00:29:02,820 Do it. Do it.
460 00:29:05,077 00:29:07,318 You don't even know what it is. You'd just let me? You don't even know what it is. You'd just let me?
461 00:29:08,497 00:29:09,486 Yeah. Yeah.
462 00:29:12,459 00:29:16,122 Please, Doctor, please! She's my daughter, she'sjust a kid. Please, Doctor, please! She's my daughter, she'sjust a kid.
463 00:29:16,755 00:29:18,211 Do you think I don't know that? Do you think I don't know that?
464 00:29:18,298 00:29:21,415 'Cause this is my life, Jackie. It's not fun, it's not smart. 'Cause this is my life, Jackie. It's not fun, it's not smart.
465 00:29:21,510 00:29:24,502 It's standing up and making a decision because nobody else will. It's standing up and making a decision because nobody else will.
466 00:29:25,138 00:29:26,548 Then what are you waiting for? Then what are you waiting for?
467 00:29:28,350 00:29:30,511 I could save the world, but lose you. I could save the world, but lose you.
468 00:29:40,320 00:29:42,561 Except it's not your decision, Doctor. Except it's not your decision, Doctor.
469 00:29:43,991 00:29:45,026 It's mine. It's mine.
470 00:29:45,117 00:29:46,698 And who the hellare you? And who the hellare you?
471 00:29:46,952 00:29:49,284 HarrietJones, MP for Flydale North. HarrietJones, MP for Flydale North.
472 00:29:49,371 00:29:51,828 The only elected representative in this room, The only elected representative in this room,
473 00:29:51,915 00:29:53,701 chosen by the people forthe people. chosen by the people forthe people.
474 00:29:53,792 00:29:56,329 And on behalf of the people, I command you. And on behalf of the people, I command you.
475 00:29:57,504 00:29:58,493 Do it. Do it.
476 00:30:02,050 00:30:06,635 Victory should be naked! Victory should be naked!
477 00:30:16,565 00:30:17,975 How do we get out? How do we get out?
478 00:30:18,483 00:30:20,223 We don't. We stay here. We don't. We stay here.
479 00:30:24,323 00:30:28,236 The Council is voting. The result should be known any second now. The Council is voting. The result should be known any second now.
480 00:30:36,710 00:30:38,996 Use the "buffalo" password, it overrides everything. Use the "buffalo" password, it overrides everything.
481 00:30:40,422 00:30:41,878 What are you doing? What are you doing?
482 00:30:42,924 00:30:44,664 Hacking into the Royal Navy. Hacking into the Royal Navy.
483 00:30:45,635 00:30:46,624 We're in! We're in!
484 00:30:47,179 00:30:49,841 Here it is, uh, HMS Taurean, Trafalgar Class submarine, Here it is, uh, HMS Taurean, Trafalgar Class submarine,
485 00:30:49,931 00:30:51,341 10 miles off the coast of Plymouth. 10 miles off the coast of Plymouth.
486 00:30:51,600 00:30:53,807 Right we need to select a missile. Right we need to select a missile.
487 00:30:53,935 00:30:56,017 We can't go nuclear. We don't have the defence codes. We can't go nuclear. We don't have the defence codes.
488 00:30:56,104 00:30:58,265 We don't need it. All we need is an ordinan/ missile. We don't need it. All we need is an ordinan/ missile.
489 00:30:58,565 00:30:59,930 What’s the first category? What’s the first category?
490 00:31:00,609 00:31:03,021 Sub harpoon, UGM-BlIA. Sub harpoon, UGM-BlIA.
491 00:31:03,111 00:31:04,521 That's the one! Select! That's the one! Select!
492 00:31:05,947 00:31:07,528 Icould stop you. Icould stop you.
493 00:31:10,619 00:31:11,859 Do it, then. Do it, then.
494 00:31:11,953 00:31:13,443 You ready for this? You ready for this?
495 00:31:16,416 00:31:17,405 Yeah. Yeah.
496 00:31:22,214 00:31:25,502 Mickey the idiot, the world is in your hands. Mickey the idiot, the world is in your hands.
497 00:31:26,301 00:31:27,416 Fire. Fire.
498 00:31:37,062 00:31:38,848 Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
499 00:31:51,159 00:31:52,865 How solid are these? How solid are these?
500 00:31:52,953 00:31:53,988 Not solid enough. Not solid enough.
501 00:31:54,079 00:31:56,320 Built for short-range attack. Nothing this big. Built for short-range attack. Nothing this big.
502 00:31:57,082 00:31:59,573 All right. Now I'm making the decision. All right. Now I'm making the decision.
503 00:31:59,668 00:32:02,080 I'm not gonna die. We're gonna ride this one out. I'm not gonna die. We're gonna ride this one out.
504 00:32:02,170 00:32:03,751 It's like what they say about earthquakes. It's like what they say about earthquakes.
505 00:32:03,839 00:32:06,000 You can survive them by standing under a doorframe. You can survive them by standing under a doorframe.
506 00:32:06,091 00:32:08,833 Now, this cupboard's small, so it's strong. Now, this cupboard's small, so it's strong.
507 00:32:08,969 00:32:10,300 Come and help me. Come on! Come and help me. Come on!
508 00:32:16,643 00:32:18,008 The vote is in. The vote is in.
509 00:32:19,020 00:32:20,510 The Council says... The Council says...
510 00:32:22,732 00:32:23,767 Yes. Yes.
511 00:32:24,192 00:32:26,524 They are releasing the codes. They are releasing the codes.
512 00:32:27,946 00:32:29,811 Ring, damn you! Ring, damn you!
513 00:32:29,906 00:32:31,897 It's on radar! It's on radar!
514 00:32:32,033 00:32:33,864 Counter defence 556. Counter defence 556.
515 00:32:33,952 00:32:34,987 Stop them intercepting it! Stop them intercepting it!
516 00:32:35,078 00:32:37,160 - I'm doing it now! - Good boy. - I'm doing it now! - Good boy.
517 00:32:40,375 00:32:42,161 556 neutralised 556 neutralised
518 00:32:48,717 00:32:50,708 What do you mean, "incoming"? What do you mean, "incoming"?
519 00:33:01,480 00:33:04,688 Everybody out! Now! Now! Everybody out! Now! Now!
520 00:33:07,319 00:33:09,105 What the hell is that for? What the hell is that for?
521 00:33:09,905 00:33:11,236 Sir, there's a missile... Sir, there's a missile...
522 00:33:13,658 00:33:14,818 Sorry! Sorry!
523 00:33:30,592 00:33:32,583 That's mine. You've got mine! That's mine. You've got mine!
524 00:33:32,677 00:33:34,542 Disguise me, disguise me! Disguise me, disguise me!
525 00:33:35,639 00:33:38,802 No, you're the blonde. No, I've got the other one. Take it off! No, you're the blonde. No, I've got the other one. Take it off!
526 00:33:41,853 00:33:44,139 Everybody, run! Everybody, run!
527 00:33:44,606 00:33:47,063 Run! Let's get out of here! Run! Let's get out of here!
528 00:33:53,782 00:33:54,862 Here we go. Here we go.
529 00:33:54,950 00:33:57,362 Well, nice knowing you both. Well, nice knowing you both.
530 00:33:59,788 00:34:00,823 Hannibal! Hannibal!
531 00:34:02,415 00:34:03,495 Oh, bol... Oh, bol...
532 00:34:38,827 00:34:40,192 Made in Britain! Made in Britain!
533 00:34:41,371 00:34:42,952 Oh, my God. Are you all right? Oh, my God. Are you all right?
534 00:34:43,039 00:34:45,371 HarrietJones, MP, Flydale North. HarrietJones, MP, Flydale North.
535 00:34:45,458 00:34:47,494 I want you to contact the UN immediately. I want you to contact the UN immediately.
536 00:34:47,627 00:34:50,619 Tell the ambassadors the crisis is over. They can step down. Tell the ambassadors the crisis is over. They can step down.
537 00:34:51,548 00:34:53,504 - Go on. Tellthe news. - Yes, ma'am. - Go on. Tellthe news. - Yes, ma'am.
538 00:34:53,633 00:34:56,124 Someone's got a hell of a job sorting this lot out. Someone's got a hell of a job sorting this lot out.
539 00:34:57,304 00:35:00,011 Oh, Lord! We haven't even got a Prime Minister! Oh, Lord! We haven't even got a Prime Minister!
540 00:35:00,140 00:35:03,724 - Maybe you should have a go. - Me! I'm only a backbencher. - Maybe you should have a go. - Me! I'm only a backbencher.
541 00:35:04,561 00:35:05,926 I'd vote for ya. I'd vote for ya.
542 00:35:06,021 00:35:07,010 Now, don't be silly. Now, don't be silly.
543 00:35:08,315 00:35:10,397 Look, I'd better go and see if I can help. Look, I'd better go and see if I can help.
544 00:35:10,483 00:35:12,098 Hang on! Hang on!
545 00:35:15,071 00:35:19,189 We're safe. The Earth is safe! We're safe. The Earth is safe!
546 00:35:22,245 00:35:23,234 Sergeant! Sergeant!
547 00:35:23,330 00:35:25,036 IthoughtI knewthe name. IthoughtI knewthe name.
548 00:35:26,291 00:35:27,781 Harriet Jones. Harriet Jones.
549 00:35:27,876 00:35:29,537 Future Prime Minister. Future Prime Minister.
550 00:35:29,628 00:35:31,744 Elected for three successive terms. Elected for three successive terms.
551 00:35:32,297 00:35:34,333 The architect of Britain's Golden Age. The architect of Britain's Golden Age.
552 00:35:34,424 00:35:37,666 The crisis has passed! The crisis has passed!
553 00:35:37,761 00:35:43,347 Ladies and gentlemen, I have something to say to you all here today... Ladies and gentlemen, I have something to say to you all here today...
554 00:35:46,561 00:35:49,553 Mankind stands tall, Mankind stands tall,
555 00:35:49,648 00:35:51,980 proud and undefeated! proud and undefeated!
556 00:35:53,276 00:35:55,562 God bless the human race. God bless the human race.
557 00:36:29,229 00:36:32,346 HarrietJones. Who does she think she is? HarrietJones. Who does she think she is?
558 00:36:32,440 00:36:36,228 Look at her, taking all the credit. It should be you on there. Look at her, taking all the credit. It should be you on there.
559 00:36:36,528 00:36:38,519 My daughter saved the world! My daughter saved the world!
560 00:36:38,613 00:36:40,274 Ithink the Doctor helped a bit. Ithink the Doctor helped a bit.
561 00:36:40,740 00:36:43,152 All right, then. Him, too. All right, then. Him, too.
562 00:36:44,452 00:36:45,942 You should be given knighthoods. You should be given knighthoods.
563 00:36:46,246 00:36:47,702 It's not the way he does things. It's not the way he does things.
564 00:36:47,789 00:36:49,996 No fuss, hejust moves on. No fuss, hejust moves on.
565 00:36:51,167 00:36:53,249 He's not that bad, if you gave him a chance. He's not that bad, if you gave him a chance.
566 00:36:53,545 00:36:55,877 He's good in a crisis, I'll give him that. He's good in a crisis, I'll give him that.
567 00:36:55,964 00:36:59,798 Oh! Now, the world has changed. You're saying nice things about him. Oh! Now, the world has changed. You're saying nice things about him.
568 00:36:59,968 00:37:01,208 I reckon I've got no choice. I reckon I've got no choice.
569 00:37:01,302 00:37:03,839 There's no getting rid of him since you're infatuated. There's no getting rid of him since you're infatuated.
570 00:37:04,180 00:37:05,841 I'm not infatuated! I'm not infatuated!
571 00:37:06,307 00:37:07,717 What does he eat? What does he eat?
572 00:37:07,809 00:37:08,844 How do you mean? How do you mean?
573 00:37:08,935 00:37:13,304 I was gonna do shepherd's pie. All of us, proper sit-down. I was gonna do shepherd's pie. All of us, proper sit-down.
574 00:37:14,524 00:37:17,266 'Cause... I'm ready to listen. 'Cause... I'm ready to listen.
575 00:37:17,736 00:37:20,523 I want to learn about you and him and that life you lead. I want to learn about you and him and that life you lead.
576 00:37:20,613 00:37:22,649 I mean, I didn't know he was an alien. I mean, I didn't know he was an alien.
577 00:37:22,741 00:37:26,325 For all! know, he eats grass and safety pins, and things. For all! know, he eats grass and safety pins, and things.
578 00:37:26,995 00:37:28,576 He'll have shepherd's pie. He'll have shepherd's pie.
579 00:37:29,831 00:37:31,162 You're gonna cook for him? You're gonna cook for him?
580 00:37:31,499 00:37:32,614 What's wrong with that? What's wrong with that?
581 00:37:33,418 00:37:35,124 He's finally met his match. He's finally met his match.
582 00:37:35,503 00:37:38,165 You're not too old for a slap, you know! You're not too old for a slap, you know!
583 00:37:38,882 00:37:40,793 You can go and visit your gran tomorrow... You can go and visit your gran tomorrow...
584 00:37:40,884 00:37:42,670 ...and learn some French. ...and learn some French.
585 00:37:42,802 00:37:46,010 Itold heryou were in France. I said you were au-pairing. Itold heryou were in France. I said you were au-pairing.
586 00:37:49,934 00:37:51,094 Hello? Hello?
587 00:37:51,186 00:37:53,427 Right, I'll be a couple of hours, then we can go. Right, I'll be a couple of hours, then we can go.
588 00:37:53,521 00:37:54,727 You've got a phone! You've got a phone!
589 00:37:54,939 00:37:57,681 You think I can travelthrough space and time and I haven't got a phone? You think I can travelthrough space and time and I haven't got a phone?
590 00:37:57,942 00:38:00,024 Huh! Like I said, couple of hours. Huh! Like I said, couple of hours.
591 00:38:00,695 00:38:02,686 I'vejust got to send out this dispersal. I'vejust got to send out this dispersal.
592 00:38:02,781 00:38:03,770 There you go. There you go.
593 00:38:03,865 00:38:05,730 That's cancelling out the Slitheen's advert That's cancelling out the Slitheen's advert
594 00:38:05,825 00:38:07,565 in case any bargain hunters turn up. in case any bargain hunters turn up.
595 00:38:09,579 00:38:10,819 Um, my mother's cooking. Um, my mother's cooking.
596 00:38:10,914 00:38:12,575 Good. Put her on a slow heat and let her simmer. Good. Put her on a slow heat and let her simmer.
597 00:38:12,665 00:38:14,826 She ’5 cooking tea. For us. She ’5 cooking tea. For us.
598 00:38:15,210 00:38:16,370 I don't do that. I don't do that.
599 00:38:16,461 00:38:17,951 She wants to get to know you. She wants to get to know you.
600 00:38:18,046 00:38:19,502 Tough. I've got better things to do. Tough. I've got better things to do.
601 00:38:19,589 00:38:20,578 It's just tea. It's just tea.
602 00:38:21,424 00:38:22,504 Not to me, it isn't. Not to me, it isn't.
603 00:38:22,592 00:38:23,707 She's my mother. She's my mother.
604 00:38:23,843 00:38:25,674 - Well, she's not mine. - That's not fair! - Well, she's not mine. - That's not fair!
605 00:38:25,929 00:38:27,590 Well, you can stay there if you want. Well, you can stay there if you want.
606 00:38:29,682 00:38:32,890 But right now, there's this plasma storm brewing in the Horsehead Nebula. But right now, there's this plasma storm brewing in the Horsehead Nebula.
607 00:38:33,520 00:38:35,932 Fires are burning, 10 million miles wide. Fires are burning, 10 million miles wide.
608 00:38:36,314 00:38:38,896 I could fly the Tardis right into the heart of it I could fly the Tardis right into the heart of it
609 00:38:39,025 00:38:41,061 then ride the shock wave all the way out. then ride the shock wave all the way out.
610 00:38:41,236 00:38:44,820 Hurtle right across the sky and end up anywhere. Hurtle right across the sky and end up anywhere.
611 00:38:46,908 00:38:48,193 Your choice. Your choice.
612 00:39:01,506 00:39:04,088 Rose, I was thinking... Rose, I was thinking...
613 00:39:05,593 00:39:08,426 I've got that bottle of Amaretto from New Year's Eve. I've got that bottle of Amaretto from New Year's Eve.
614 00:39:08,513 00:39:09,502 Does he drink? Does he drink?
615 00:39:14,269 00:39:16,100 Iwas wondering whether he drinks or not. Iwas wondering whether he drinks or not.
616 00:39:16,229 00:39:17,594 Yeah, he does. Yeah, he does.
617 00:39:23,611 00:39:25,272 Don't go, sweetheart. Don't go, sweetheart.
618 00:39:27,031 00:39:28,487 Please don't go. Please don't go.
619 00:39:45,842 00:39:46,877 Good lad. Good lad.
620 00:39:46,968 00:39:49,380 Graffiti that again and I'll have ya. Now, beat it. Graffiti that again and I'll have ya. Now, beat it.
621 00:39:56,144 00:39:57,509 Ijust went down the shop. Ijust went down the shop.
622 00:39:58,187 00:40:01,520 And I was thinking, you know, like, the whole world's changed. And I was thinking, you know, like, the whole world's changed.
623 00:40:01,858 00:40:03,974 Aliens and spaceships all in public. Aliens and spaceships all in public.
624 00:40:06,321 00:40:07,481 And here it is. And here it is.
625 00:40:08,489 00:40:10,696 How can they do that? They saw it! How can they do that? They saw it!
626 00:40:10,992 00:40:13,699 You're just not ready. You're happy to believe in something that's invisible, You're just not ready. You're happy to believe in something that's invisible,
627 00:40:13,828 00:40:16,490 but if it's staring you in the face, "Nope, can't see it!" but if it's staring you in the face, "Nope, can't see it!"
628 00:40:17,540 00:40:20,202 There's a scientific explanation for that. You're thick. There's a scientific explanation for that. You're thick.
629 00:40:22,670 00:40:24,661 - We're just idiots. - Well, not all of you. - We're just idiots. - Well, not all of you.
630 00:40:26,090 00:40:27,125 Yeah? Yeah?
631 00:40:27,842 00:40:29,002 Present for you, Mickey. Present for you, Mickey.
632 00:40:29,093 00:40:30,424 That's a virus. Put it online, That's a virus. Put it online,
633 00:40:30,511 00:40:32,376 and it'll destroy every mention of me. and it'll destroy every mention of me.
634 00:40:32,472 00:40:33,712 I'll cease to exist. I'll cease to exist.
635 00:40:34,390 00:40:36,221 - What do you want to do that for? - 'Cause you're right. - What do you want to do that for? - 'Cause you're right.
636 00:40:36,517 00:40:39,224 Iarn dangerous. I don't want anybody following me. Iarn dangerous. I don't want anybody following me.
637 00:40:40,939 00:40:43,021 How can you say that, and then take her with you? How can you say that, and then take her with you?
638 00:40:44,233 00:40:46,599 You could look after her. Come with us. You could look after her. Come with us.
639 00:40:47,654 00:40:48,734 Ican't. Ican't.
640 00:40:49,614 00:40:51,104 This life of yours... This life of yours...
641 00:40:52,116 00:40:54,198 It'sjust too much. I couldn't do it. It'sjust too much. I couldn't do it.
642 00:40:56,120 00:40:57,701 Don't tell her I said that. Don't tell her I said that.
643 00:40:58,039 00:41:01,327 I'll get a properjob. I'll work weekends, I'll pass my test. I'll get a properjob. I'll work weekends, I'll pass my test.
644 00:41:01,417 00:41:03,282 And ifjim comes round again, I'll say no. And ifjim comes round again, I'll say no.
645 00:41:03,378 00:41:05,790 - I really will. - I'm not leaving 'cause of you. - I really will. - I'm not leaving 'cause of you.
646 00:41:05,880 00:41:08,087 I'm travelling, that's all, and then I'll come back. I'm travelling, that's all, and then I'll come back.
647 00:41:08,174 00:41:09,664 But it's not safe. But it's not safe.
648 00:41:09,759 00:41:13,877 Mum. If you saw it out there, you'd never stay home. Mum. If you saw it out there, you'd never stay home.
649 00:41:16,849 00:41:18,055 Got enough stuff? Got enough stuff?
650 00:41:18,393 00:41:21,305 The first time I stepped in there, it was spur-of-the-moment. The first time I stepped in there, it was spur-of-the-moment.
651 00:41:22,188 00:41:25,180 Now I'm signing up. You're stuck with me. Now I'm signing up. You're stuck with me.
652 00:41:27,735 00:41:29,726 Come with us. There's plenty of room. Come with us. There's plenty of room.
653 00:41:30,405 00:41:33,021 No chance. He's a liability, I'm not having him on board. No chance. He's a liability, I'm not having him on board.
654 00:41:33,366 00:41:34,731 We'd be dead without him. We'd be dead without him.
655 00:41:35,034 00:41:36,490 My decision is final. My decision is final.
656 00:41:38,663 00:41:39,823 Sorry. Sorry.
657 00:41:44,002 00:41:45,037 Good luck, yeah? Good luck, yeah?
658 00:41:45,128 00:41:48,495 You still can't promise me. What if she gets lost? You still can't promise me. What if she gets lost?
659 00:41:48,631 00:41:50,667 What if something happens to you, Doctor, and she's left What if something happens to you, Doctor, and she's left
660 00:41:50,758 00:41:53,875 all alone, standing on some moon a million light years away? all alone, standing on some moon a million light years away?
661 00:41:54,095 00:41:55,585 How long do I wait, then? How long do I wait, then?
662 00:41:55,930 00:41:59,422 Mum, you're forgetting. It's a time machine. Mum, you're forgetting. It's a time machine.
663 00:41:59,517 00:42:02,475 I could go travelling around suns and planets I could go travelling around suns and planets
664 00:42:02,562 00:42:04,427 and all the way out to the edge of the universe, and all the way out to the edge of the universe,
665 00:42:04,522 00:42:06,183 and by the time we get back, yeah, and by the time we get back, yeah,
666 00:42:06,274 00:42:09,562 10 seconds would have passed. Just 10 seconds. 10 seconds would have passed. Just 10 seconds.
667 00:42:10,445 00:42:12,060 So stop worrying. So stop worrying.
668 00:42:12,488 00:42:15,195 I'll see you in 10 seconds' time, yeah? I'll see you in 10 seconds' time, yeah?
669 00:42:59,827 00:43:01,283 Ten seconds. Ten seconds.
670 00:43:22,975 00:43:25,637 - It's a great, big museum. - An alien museum. - It's a great, big museum. - An alien museum.
671 00:43:25,728 00:43:26,763 Someone's got a hobby. Someone's got a hobby.
672 00:43:26,854 00:43:29,470 The cage contains my one living specimen. The cage contains my one living specimen.
673 00:43:29,774 00:43:32,015 It must've fallen through time. The only survivor. It must've fallen through time. The only survivor.
674 00:43:32,110 00:43:33,475 It's killing him. Do something! It's killing him. Do something!
675 00:43:33,569 00:43:36,276 Iswear, no one on this base is safe. Iswear, no one on this base is safe.
676 00:43:36,364 00:43:37,604 You've got to keep it in that cell. You've got to keep it in that cell.
677 00:43:37,698 00:43:39,939 It can 't get out. That lock’s got a billion combinations... It can 't get out. That lock’s got a billion combinations...
678 00:43:41,119 00:43:42,655 Civilians! Let 'em through! Civilians! Let 'em through!
679 00:43:42,912 00:43:45,824 That thing downstairs is gonna kill every last one of us! That thing downstairs is gonna kill every last one of us!
680 00:43:45,957 00:43:47,743 - Where's the nearest town? - Salt Lake City. - Where's the nearest town? - Salt Lake City.
681 00:43:47,834 00:43:49,040 - Population? - One million. - Population? - One million.
682 00:43:49,127 00:43:50,116 All dead. All dead.
683 00:43:50,211 00:43:51,451 If you want orders, follow this one. If you want orders, follow this one.
684 00:43:51,546 00:43:52,877 Why don't you just die? Why don't you just die?
685 00:43:52,964 00:43:54,875 We're nearly there! Give us two seconds. We're nearly there! Give us two seconds.
686 00:43:54,966 00:43:57,082 I've come to help. I'm The Doctor. I've come to help. I'm The Doctor.
687 00:43:57,176 00:43:58,632 - Impossible. - Exterminatel - Impossible. - Exterminatel
687 00:43:57,176 00:43:58,632 - Impossible. - Exterminatel - Impossible. - Exterminatel