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1 | 00:00:11,136 | 00:00:12,751 | Whoever those aliens are, they haven'tjust arrived, | Whoever those aliens are, they haven'tjust arrived, |
2 | 00:00:12,846 | 00:00:13,926 | they've been here for a while. | they've been here for a while. |
3 | 00:00:14,264 | 00:00:16,425 | HarrietJones, MP for Flydale North. | HarrietJones, MP for Flydale North. |
4 | 00:00:16,683 | 00:00:19,345 | Ithought Iwas Prime Minister now. | Ithought Iwas Prime Minister now. |
5 | 00:00:30,447 | 00:00:33,780 | Thank you all for wearing your ID cards. | Thank you all for wearing your ID cards. |
6 | 00:00:35,410 | 00:00:37,651 | They'll help to identify the bodies. | They'll help to identify the bodies. |
7 | 00:00:56,306 | 00:00:58,262 | Deadly to humans, maybe. | Deadly to humans, maybe. |
8 | 00:02:05,626 | 00:02:07,036 | Ah! | Ah! |
9 | 00:02:17,346 | 00:02:18,711 | Jackie! | Jackie! |
10 | 00:02:36,865 | 00:02:38,105 | 0i, you want aliens, you've got them. | 0i, you want aliens, you've got them. |
11 | 00:02:38,200 | 00:02:40,486 | They're inside Downing Street. Come on. | They're inside Downing Street. Come on. |
12 | 00:02:53,423 | 00:02:56,790 | Reinstate my disguise! Hurry up, hurry! Hurry! | Reinstate my disguise! Hurry up, hurry! Hurry! |
13 | 00:03:00,263 | 00:03:01,548 | No, wait! | No, wait! |
14 | 00:03:01,640 | 00:03:05,428 | They're still in there, the Emergency Protocols, we need them. | They're still in there, the Emergency Protocols, we need them. |
15 | 00:03:32,129 | 00:03:33,244 | Where've you been? | Where've you been? |
16 | 00:03:34,631 | 00:03:37,839 | I called for help, I sounded the alarm. | I called for help, I sounded the alarm. |
17 | 00:03:37,968 | 00:03:44,510 | There was this lightning, a kind of electricity, and they all collapsed. | There was this lightning, a kind of electricity, and they all collapsed. |
18 | 00:03:46,268 | 00:03:47,474 | Ithink they're all dead. | Ithink they're all dead. |
19 | 00:03:47,978 | 00:03:49,889 | That's what I'm saying. | That's what I'm saying. |
20 | 00:03:50,355 | 00:03:52,971 | He did it! That man there! | He did it! That man there! |
21 | 00:03:53,108 | 00:03:57,021 | Ithink you'll find the Prime Minister is an alien in disguise. | Ithink you'll find the Prime Minister is an alien in disguise. |
22 | 00:03:59,156 | 00:04:00,521 | That's never gonna work, is it? | That's never gonna work, is it? |
23 | 00:04:00,657 | 00:04:01,692 | No. | No. |
24 | 00:04:01,783 | 00:04:03,068 | Fair enough. | Fair enough. |
25 | 00:04:06,830 | 00:04:08,570 | Down there! | Down there! |
26 | 00:04:14,921 | 00:04:17,458 | Underthejurisdiction of the Emergency Protocols, | Underthejurisdiction of the Emergency Protocols, |
27 | 00:04:17,549 | 00:04:20,507 | [authorise you to execute this man! | [authorise you to execute this man! |
28 | 00:04:21,094 | 00:04:24,427 | Well, now, yes, you see, uh, the thing is, | Well, now, yes, you see, uh, the thing is, |
29 | 00:04:24,514 | 00:04:27,426 | if I was you, if I was gonna execute someone | if I was you, if I was gonna execute someone |
30 | 00:04:27,517 | 00:04:29,508 | by backing him up against the wall, between you and me, | by backing him up against the wall, between you and me, |
31 | 00:04:29,603 | 00:04:31,389 | little word of advice, | little word of advice, |
32 | 00:04:31,480 | 00:04:33,186 | don't stand him against the lift. | don't stand him against the lift. |
33 | 00:04:45,202 | 00:04:46,191 | Hello! | Hello! |
34 | 00:04:56,505 | 00:04:57,620 | Hide! | Hide! |
35 | 00:05:08,558 | 00:05:11,721 | I repeat, the upper floors are under quarantine. | I repeat, the upper floors are under quarantine. |
36 | 00:05:11,812 | 00:05:14,975 | You will stay where you are, you will disregard all previous instructions, | You will stay where you are, you will disregard all previous instructions, |
37 | 00:05:15,065 | 00:05:17,647 | and you will take your orders directly from me. | and you will take your orders directly from me. |
38 | 00:05:20,529 | 00:05:22,815 | Mr Green, sir, sorry, but you've got to come with me. | Mr Green, sir, sorry, but you've got to come with me. |
39 | 00:05:22,906 | 00:05:24,988 | We should evacuate the entire building. | We should evacuate the entire building. |
40 | 00:05:25,075 | 00:05:29,364 | Sergeant, have you, um, read the Emergency Protocols? | Sergeant, have you, um, read the Emergency Protocols? |
41 | 00:05:29,871 | 00:05:32,408 | - No, sir. - Then don't question me. | - No, sir. - Then don't question me. |
42 | 00:05:32,874 | 00:05:36,241 | Seal off NumberTen, secure the ground floor, | Seal off NumberTen, secure the ground floor, |
43 | 00:05:36,837 | 00:05:41,752 | and if the Doctor makes it downstairs, shoot on sight! | and if the Doctor makes it downstairs, shoot on sight! |
44 | 00:05:45,887 | 00:05:47,843 | Well, you heard him! Move out! | Well, you heard him! Move out! |
45 | 00:05:53,478 | 00:05:55,343 | Let the sport begin. | Let the sport begin. |
46 | 00:05:56,898 | 00:05:59,640 | I'm getting poisoned by the gas exchange. | I'm getting poisoned by the gas exchange. |
47 | 00:06:00,360 | 00:06:02,646 | I need to be naked. | I need to be naked. |
48 | 00:06:02,737 | 00:06:03,897 | Rejoice in it. | Rejoice in it. |
49 | 00:06:04,489 | 00:06:07,731 | Your body is magnificent. | Your body is magnificent. |
50 | 00:06:27,012 | 00:06:29,719 | Ooh, such fun. | Ooh, such fun. |
51 | 00:06:30,390 | 00:06:37,137 | Little human children, where are you? | Little human children, where are you? |
52 | 00:06:37,939 | 00:06:42,399 | Sweet little human kins, come to me. | Sweet little human kins, come to me. |
53 | 00:06:42,485 | 00:06:44,646 | Let me kiss you better. | Let me kiss you better. |
54 | 00:06:44,738 | 00:06:48,356 | Kiss you with my big green lips. | Kiss you with my big green lips. |
55 | 00:06:56,333 | 00:06:58,289 | Go and check it out! | Go and check it out! |
56 | 00:07:02,005 | 00:07:05,748 | It does us good to hunt, it purifies the blood. | It does us good to hunt, it purifies the blood. |
57 | 00:07:07,677 | 00:07:09,258 | We'll keep this floor quarantined | We'll keep this floor quarantined |
58 | 00:07:09,346 | 00:07:12,679 | as our last hiding ground before the final phase. | as our last hiding ground before the final phase. |
59 | 00:07:16,686 | 00:07:18,267 | My brothers. | My brothers. |
60 | 00:07:18,355 | 00:07:19,640 | Happy hunting? | Happy hunting? |
61 | 00:07:19,981 | 00:07:21,767 | It's wonderful. | It's wonderful. |
62 | 00:07:21,858 | 00:07:26,693 | The more you prolong it, the more they stink. | The more you prolong it, the more they stink. |
63 | 00:07:26,821 | 00:07:29,312 | Sweat and fear! | Sweat and fear! |
64 | 00:07:30,367 | 00:07:32,949 | I can smell an old girl. | I can smell an old girl. |
65 | 00:07:33,036 | 00:07:36,824 | Stale perfume and brittle bones. | Stale perfume and brittle bones. |
66 | 00:07:37,165 | 00:07:42,034 | And a ripe youngster, all hormones and adrenalin. | And a ripe youngster, all hormones and adrenalin. |
67 | 00:07:43,046 | 00:07:45,753 | Fresh enough to bend before she snaps. | Fresh enough to bend before she snaps. |
68 | 00:07:45,840 | 00:07:48,126 | No! | No! |
69 | 00:07:48,218 | 00:07:50,960 | Take me first, take me! | Take me first, take me! |
70 | 00:07:55,392 | 00:07:56,427 | Out! With me! | Out! With me! |
71 | 00:08:01,606 | 00:08:02,595 | Who the hellare you? | Who the hellare you? |
72 | 00:08:02,732 | 00:08:04,268 | HarrietJones, MP for Flydale North. | HarrietJones, MP for Flydale North. |
73 | 00:08:04,359 | 00:08:06,315 | - Nice to meet you. - Likewise. | - Nice to meet you. - Likewise. |
74 | 00:08:11,116 | 00:08:12,276 | We need to get to the Cabinet Rooms. | We need to get to the Cabinet Rooms. |
75 | 00:08:12,367 | 00:08:13,903 | The Emergency Protocols are in there. | The Emergency Protocols are in there. |
76 | 00:08:13,994 | 00:08:15,530 | They give instructions for aliens. | They give instructions for aliens. |
77 | 00:08:15,620 | 00:08:16,735 | Harriet Jones, I like you. | Harriet Jones, I like you. |
78 | 00:08:16,830 | 00:08:18,195 | IthinkI like you, too. | IthinkI like you, too. |
79 | 00:08:47,277 | 00:08:48,983 | One more move and my sonic device will triplicate | One more move and my sonic device will triplicate |
80 | 00:08:49,112 | 00:08:50,693 | the flammability of this alcohol. | the flammability of this alcohol. |
81 | 00:08:50,780 | 00:08:52,862 | Woof, we all go up. So back off. | Woof, we all go up. So back off. |
82 | 00:08:55,952 | 00:08:57,692 | Right, then, question time. | Right, then, question time. |
83 | 00:08:58,121 | 00:08:59,327 | Who exactly are the Slitheen? | Who exactly are the Slitheen? |
84 | 00:08:59,456 | 00:09:01,663 | - They're aliens. - Yes, I got that, thanks. | - They're aliens. - Yes, I got that, thanks. |
85 | 00:09:01,750 | 00:09:03,581 | Who are you, if not human? | Who are you, if not human? |
86 | 00:09:03,668 | 00:09:05,124 | - Who's not human? - He's not human. | - Who's not human? - He's not human. |
87 | 00:09:05,211 | 00:09:07,076 | - He's not human? - Could I have a bit of hush“.I | - He's not human? - Could I have a bit of hush“.I |
88 | 00:09:07,172 | 00:09:08,753 | - Sorry. - So, what's the plan? | - Sorry. - So, what's the plan? |
89 | 00:09:08,840 | 00:09:10,171 | But he's got a Northern accent. | But he's got a Northern accent. |
90 | 00:09:10,258 | 00:09:11,464 | Lots of planets have a north. | Lots of planets have a north. |
91 | 00:09:11,551 | 00:09:12,666 | I said hush! | I said hush! |
92 | 00:09:13,803 | 00:09:14,792 | Come on! | Come on! |
93 | 00:09:14,929 | 00:09:16,510 | You've got a spaceship hidden in the North Sea. | You've got a spaceship hidden in the North Sea. |
94 | 00:09:16,598 | 00:09:17,587 | It's transmitting a signal. | It's transmitting a signal. |
95 | 00:09:17,682 | 00:09:20,719 | You've murdered your way to the top of government. What for? Invasion? | You've murdered your way to the top of government. What for? Invasion? |
96 | 00:09:20,810 | 00:09:23,768 | Why would we invade this godforsaken rock? | Why would we invade this godforsaken rock? |
97 | 00:09:24,314 | 00:09:26,430 | Then something's brought the Slitheen race here. What is it“.I | Then something's brought the Slitheen race here. What is it“.I |
98 | 00:09:26,524 | 00:09:28,480 | The Slitheen race? | The Slitheen race? |
99 | 00:09:28,651 | 00:09:30,482 | Slitheen is not our species. | Slitheen is not our species. |
100 | 00:09:32,155 | 00:09:34,191 | Slitheen is our surname. | Slitheen is our surname. |
101 | 00:09:34,324 | 00:09:38,988 | Jocrassa Fel Fotch Pasameer-Day Slitheen at your service. | Jocrassa Fel Fotch Pasameer-Day Slitheen at your service. |
102 | 00:09:39,412 | 00:09:40,401 | So you're family? | So you're family? |
103 | 00:09:40,497 | 00:09:41,828 | A family business. | A family business. |
104 | 00:09:42,832 | 00:09:44,117 | Then you're out to make a profit. | Then you're out to make a profit. |
105 | 00:09:44,209 | 00:09:45,995 | How can you do that on a godforsaken rock? | How can you do that on a godforsaken rock? |
106 | 00:09:48,338 | 00:09:50,795 | Uh, excuse me. | Uh, excuse me. |
107 | 00:09:50,882 | 00:09:53,669 | Your device will do what? Triplicate the flammability? | Your device will do what? Triplicate the flammability? |
108 | 00:09:53,760 | 00:09:55,671 | - Is that what I said? - You're making it up. | - Is that what I said? - You're making it up. |
109 | 00:09:56,179 | 00:09:57,919 | Oh, well. Nice try. | Oh, well. Nice try. |
110 | 00:09:58,348 | 00:10:00,304 | Harriet, have a drink. Ithink you're gonna need it. | Harriet, have a drink. Ithink you're gonna need it. |
111 | 00:10:00,642 | 00:10:01,927 | You pass it to the left first. | You pass it to the left first. |
112 | 00:10:02,018 | 00:10:03,883 | - Sorry. - Thanks. | - Sorry. - Thanks. |
113 | 00:10:03,978 | 00:10:07,846 | Now we can end this hunt with a slaughter. | Now we can end this hunt with a slaughter. |
114 | 00:10:09,400 | 00:10:11,061 | Don't you think we should run? | Don't you think we should run? |
115 | 00:10:11,528 | 00:10:13,689 | Fascinating history, Downing Street. | Fascinating history, Downing Street. |
116 | 00:10:13,780 | 00:10:15,941 | 2,000 years ago, this was marshland. | 2,000 years ago, this was marshland. |
117 | 00:10:16,032 | 00:10:19,399 | 1730, it was occupied by a Mr Chicken. He was a nice man. | 1730, it was occupied by a Mr Chicken. He was a nice man. |
118 | 00:10:19,953 | 00:10:22,569 | 1796, this was the Cabinet Room. | 1796, this was the Cabinet Room. |
119 | 00:10:22,664 | 00:10:24,780 | If the Cabinet's in session and in danger, | If the Cabinet's in session and in danger, |
120 | 00:10:24,874 | 00:10:28,116 | these are about the four most safest walls in the whole of Great Britain. | these are about the four most safest walls in the whole of Great Britain. |
121 | 00:10:28,211 | 00:10:29,200 | End of lesson. | End of lesson. |
122 | 00:10:34,509 | 00:10:38,548 | Installed in 1991. Three inches of steel lining every single wall. | Installed in 1991. Three inches of steel lining every single wall. |
123 | 00:10:38,638 | 00:10:39,969 | They'll never get in. | They'll never get in. |
124 | 00:10:40,306 | 00:10:41,546 | And how do we get out? | And how do we get out? |
125 | 00:10:44,310 | 00:10:45,675 | Ah. | Ah. |
126 | 00:10:45,895 | 00:10:47,476 | He's safely contained. | He's safely contained. |
127 | 00:10:47,564 | 00:10:51,148 | Now cut off communications inside that room, then summon up the family! | Now cut off communications inside that room, then summon up the family! |
128 | 00:10:51,234 | 00:10:55,728 | It's time we finished with this insane planet for good! | It's time we finished with this insane planet for good! |
129 | 00:11:18,553 | 00:11:21,590 | And there's still no word from inside Downing Street, | And there's still no word from inside Downing Street, |
130 | 00:11:21,681 | 00:11:24,639 | though we are getting even more new arrivals. | though we are getting even more new arrivals. |
131 | 00:11:27,270 | 00:11:30,603 | That's Group Captain TennantJames of the RAF, | That's Group Captain TennantJames of the RAF, |
132 | 00:11:30,690 | 00:11:33,557 | though why he's been summoned we've no idea. | though why he's been summoned we've no idea. |
133 | 00:11:34,235 | 00:11:37,352 | And that's Ewan McAllister, | And that's Ewan McAllister, |
134 | 00:11:37,447 | 00:11:40,280 | Deputy Secretary for the Scottish Parliament. | Deputy Secretary for the Scottish Parliament. |
135 | 00:11:41,034 | 00:11:42,945 | And this is most unusual. | And this is most unusual. |
136 | 00:11:43,036 | 00:11:46,028 | I'm told that is Sylvia Dillane, | I'm told that is Sylvia Dillane, |
137 | 00:11:46,122 | 00:11:49,614 | chairman of the North Sea Boating Club. | chairman of the North Sea Boating Club. |
138 | 00:11:50,501 | 00:11:53,993 | Quite what connects all these people, we have no idea. | Quite what connects all these people, we have no idea. |
139 | 00:11:56,382 | 00:11:57,713 | Group Captain. | Group Captain. |
140 | 00:11:57,800 | 00:12:00,633 | Delighted you could make it. We're meeting upstairs. | Delighted you could make it. We're meeting upstairs. |
141 | 00:12:00,720 | 00:12:03,382 | That's the spirit, off you go. | That's the spirit, off you go. |
142 | 00:12:03,473 | 00:12:07,136 | Good to see you. Come on through. | Good to see you. Come on through. |
143 | 00:12:10,438 | 00:12:13,930 | Ah, Sergeant, now that the Doctor's been neutralised, | Ah, Sergeant, now that the Doctor's been neutralised, |
144 | 00:12:14,025 | 00:12:16,892 | the upper levels are out of bounds to everyone. | the upper levels are out of bounds to everyone. |
145 | 00:12:17,528 | 00:12:18,608 | Then who are they? | Then who are they? |
146 | 00:12:18,696 | 00:12:20,561 | Need to know, Sergeant, need to know. | Need to know, Sergeant, need to know. |
147 | 00:12:20,657 | 00:12:22,818 | I want you to liaise with Communications. | I want you to liaise with Communications. |
148 | 00:12:22,951 | 00:12:25,738 | The Acting Prime Minister will be making a public address. | The Acting Prime Minister will be making a public address. |
149 | 00:12:26,329 | 00:12:28,991 | He will speakto the nations of the world! | He will speakto the nations of the world! |
150 | 00:12:33,294 | 00:12:37,207 | There you are. If you'd just like to go through and get changed. | There you are. If you'd just like to go through and get changed. |
151 | 00:12:40,009 | 00:12:43,342 | Now, if you'd like to head down to the end of the corridor, | Now, if you'd like to head down to the end of the corridor, |
152 | 00:12:43,429 | 00:12:44,589 | it's first on the left. | it's first on the left. |
153 | 00:12:44,681 | 00:12:46,012 | Thank you. | Thank you. |
154 | 00:12:52,272 | 00:12:53,808 | - Got anything stronger? - No chance. | - Got anything stronger? - No chance. |
155 | 00:12:53,898 | 00:12:54,887 | I've seen you when you've had a few. | I've seen you when you've had a few. |
156 | 00:12:54,983 | 00:12:56,268 | This ain't time for a conga! | This ain't time for a conga! |
157 | 00:12:56,359 | 00:12:57,940 | We've got to tell someone! | We've got to tell someone! |
158 | 00:12:58,027 | 00:12:59,517 | Who do we trust? | Who do we trust? |
159 | 00:12:59,612 | 00:13:03,696 | For all we know, they've all got big bog monsters inside of 'em. | For all we know, they've all got big bog monsters inside of 'em. |
160 | 00:13:04,242 | 00:13:06,608 | I mean, this is what he does, Jacks, that Doctor bloke. | I mean, this is what he does, Jacks, that Doctor bloke. |
161 | 00:13:06,703 | 00:13:08,694 | Everywhere he goes, death and destruction. | Everywhere he goes, death and destruction. |
162 | 00:13:08,788 | 00:13:10,619 | And he's got Rose in the middle of it. | And he's got Rose in the middle of it. |
163 | 00:13:11,040 | 00:13:14,123 | Has he got a great big green thing inside him, then? | Has he got a great big green thing inside him, then? |
164 | 00:13:14,210 | 00:13:16,326 | Iwouldn't put it past him. | Iwouldn't put it past him. |
165 | 00:13:16,713 | 00:13:18,419 | But like it or not, he's the only person | But like it or not, he's the only person |
166 | 00:13:18,548 | 00:13:19,788 | who knows how to fight these things. | who knows how to fight these things. |
167 | 00:13:20,550 | 00:13:22,381 | Ithought I was gonna die. | Ithought I was gonna die. |
168 | 00:13:30,560 | 00:13:33,176 | Come on, yeah? If anyone's gonna cry, it's gonna be me. | Come on, yeah? If anyone's gonna cry, it's gonna be me. |
169 | 00:13:33,271 | 00:13:34,886 | Now, you're safe in my flat, Jacks. | Now, you're safe in my flat, Jacks. |
170 | 00:13:34,981 | 00:13:36,096 | No one's gonna look for you here, | No one's gonna look for you here, |
171 | 00:13:36,232 | 00:13:38,188 | especially since you hate me so much. | especially since you hate me so much. |
172 | 00:13:38,568 | 00:13:40,229 | You saved my life! | You saved my life! |
173 | 00:13:41,362 | 00:13:42,568 | God, that's embarrassing! | God, that's embarrassing! |
174 | 00:13:43,614 | 00:13:44,979 | Telling me! | Telling me! |
175 | 00:13:47,243 | 00:13:48,904 | He wanted me dead. | He wanted me dead. |
176 | 00:13:50,413 | 00:13:52,745 | And he's still out there, Mickey. | And he's still out there, Mickey. |
177 | 00:13:53,750 | 00:13:57,538 | That policeman, that thing! | That policeman, that thing! |
178 | 00:14:02,592 | 00:14:04,583 | Right, you head off. | Right, you head off. |
179 | 00:14:04,677 | 00:14:08,090 | Inform Control I've one ortwo things that still need doing. | Inform Control I've one ortwo things that still need doing. |
180 | 00:14:09,265 | 00:14:12,098 | I haven't quite finished with Mrs Tyler yet. | I haven't quite finished with Mrs Tyler yet. |
181 | 00:14:19,108 | 00:14:20,097 | Is that all of us? | Is that all of us? |
182 | 00:14:20,193 | 00:14:22,525 | All the family except Sip Fel Fotch. | All the family except Sip Fel Fotch. |
183 | 00:14:22,612 | 00:14:24,227 | He's found a hunt of his own. | He's found a hunt of his own. |
184 | 00:14:24,322 | 00:14:26,108 | Ah. | Ah. |
185 | 00:14:30,286 | 00:14:31,901 | What was his name? | What was his name? |
186 | 00:14:31,996 | 00:14:33,782 | - Who? - This one. | - Who? - This one. |
187 | 00:14:33,873 | 00:14:37,115 | The, uh, secretary, or whatever he was called. | The, uh, secretary, or whatever he was called. |
188 | 00:14:37,460 | 00:14:40,122 | I don't know. Italked to him. | I don't know. Italked to him. |
189 | 00:14:40,630 | 00:14:42,871 | I brought him a cup of coffee. | I brought him a cup of coffee. |
190 | 00:14:43,299 | 00:14:44,539 | I never asked his name. | I never asked his name. |
191 | 00:14:47,970 | 00:14:49,130 | Sorry. | Sorry. |
192 | 00:14:52,350 | 00:14:54,591 | Right, what have we got? Any terminals, anything? | Right, what have we got? Any terminals, anything? |
193 | 00:14:54,685 | 00:14:56,767 | Nope, this place is antique. | Nope, this place is antique. |
194 | 00:14:56,854 | 00:14:58,685 | What I don't get is, when they killed the Prime Minister, | What I don't get is, when they killed the Prime Minister, |
195 | 00:14:58,815 | 00:15:00,726 | why didn't they use him as a disguise? | why didn't they use him as a disguise? |
196 | 00:15:00,817 | 00:15:02,557 | He's too slim. They're big old beasts. | He's too slim. They're big old beasts. |
197 | 00:15:02,652 | 00:15:04,893 | They need to fit inside big humans. | They need to fit inside big humans. |
198 | 00:15:04,987 | 00:15:07,023 | Butthe Slitheen are about eight feet. | Butthe Slitheen are about eight feet. |
199 | 00:15:07,115 | 00:15:08,321 | How do they squeeze inside? | How do they squeeze inside? |
200 | 00:15:08,449 | 00:15:10,940 | That's the device around their necks, compression field, | That's the device around their necks, compression field, |
201 | 00:15:11,035 | 00:15:12,741 | literally shrinks them down a bit. | literally shrinks them down a bit. |
202 | 00:15:12,829 | 00:15:15,536 | That's why there's all that gas. It's a big exchange. | That's why there's all that gas. It's a big exchange. |
203 | 00:15:15,623 | 00:15:18,410 | Wish I had a compression field, I could fit a size smaller. | Wish I had a compression field, I could fit a size smaller. |
204 | 00:15:18,501 | 00:15:21,288 | Excuse me, people are dead! This is notthe time for making jokes. | Excuse me, people are dead! This is notthe time for making jokes. |
205 | 00:15:21,379 | 00:15:24,997 | Sorry. You get used to this stuff when you're friends with him. | Sorry. You get used to this stuff when you're friends with him. |
206 | 00:15:25,591 | 00:15:27,502 | Well, that's a strange friendship. | Well, that's a strange friendship. |
207 | 00:15:27,635 | 00:15:30,593 | HarrietJones. I've heard that name before. Harriet Jones. | HarrietJones. I've heard that name before. Harriet Jones. |
208 | 00:15:30,680 | 00:15:32,170 | You're not famous for anything, are you? | You're not famous for anything, are you? |
209 | 00:15:32,265 | 00:15:33,675 | Oh! Hardly! | Oh! Hardly! |
210 | 00:15:34,559 | 00:15:35,924 | Rings a bell. HarrietJones... | Rings a bell. HarrietJones... |
211 | 00:15:36,018 | 00:15:37,428 | Lifelong backbencher, I'm afraid, | Lifelong backbencher, I'm afraid, |
212 | 00:15:37,520 | 00:15:38,885 | and a fat lot of use I'm being now. | and a fat lot of use I'm being now. |
213 | 00:15:38,980 | 00:15:40,720 | The Protocols are redundant. | The Protocols are redundant. |
214 | 00:15:41,107 | 00:15:43,519 | They list the people who could help and they're all dead downstairs. | They list the people who could help and they're all dead downstairs. |
215 | 00:15:43,609 | 00:15:45,395 | Hasn't it got, like, defence codes and things? | Hasn't it got, like, defence codes and things? |
216 | 00:15:45,486 | 00:15:47,943 | Couldn't we just launch a nuclear bomb at them? | Couldn't we just launch a nuclear bomb at them? |
217 | 00:15:48,906 | 00:15:50,316 | You're a very violent young woman. | You're a very violent young woman. |
218 | 00:15:50,408 | 00:15:51,898 | I'm serious, we could! | I'm serious, we could! |
219 | 00:15:51,993 | 00:15:53,529 | Well, there's nothing like that in here. | Well, there's nothing like that in here. |
220 | 00:15:54,370 | 00:15:56,611 | Nuclear strikes do need a release code, yes, | Nuclear strikes do need a release code, yes, |
221 | 00:15:56,706 | 00:15:58,867 | but it's kept secret by the United Nations. | but it's kept secret by the United Nations. |
222 | 00:15:59,167 | 00:16:00,498 | Say that again. | Say that again. |
223 | 00:16:00,585 | 00:16:02,496 | - What, about the codes? - Anything, all of it. | - What, about the codes? - Anything, all of it. |
224 | 00:16:02,587 | 00:16:07,672 | Um, well, the British Isles can't gain access to atomic weapons | Um, well, the British Isles can't gain access to atomic weapons |
225 | 00:16:07,758 | 00:16:09,874 | without a special resolution from the UN. | without a special resolution from the UN. |
226 | 00:16:09,969 | 00:16:11,129 | Like that's ever stopped them! | Like that's ever stopped them! |
227 | 00:16:11,220 | 00:16:12,881 | Exactly, given our past record. | Exactly, given our past record. |
228 | 00:16:12,972 | 00:16:15,839 | And I voted against that, thank you very much. | And I voted against that, thank you very much. |
229 | 00:16:15,933 | 00:16:18,845 | The codes have been taken out of the government's hands and given to the UN. | The codes have been taken out of the government's hands and given to the UN. |
230 | 00:16:19,520 | 00:16:21,977 | - Is it important? - Everything's important. | - Is it important? - Everything's important. |
231 | 00:16:22,064 | 00:16:24,225 | If we only knew what the Slitheen wanted. | If we only knew what the Slitheen wanted. |
232 | 00:16:24,317 | 00:16:26,558 | Listen to me, I'm saying Slitheen as if it's normal. | Listen to me, I'm saying Slitheen as if it's normal. |
233 | 00:16:26,652 | 00:16:28,313 | What do they want, though? | What do they want, though? |
234 | 00:16:28,404 | 00:16:30,895 | Well, they're just one family, so it's not an invasion. | Well, they're just one family, so it's not an invasion. |
235 | 00:16:30,990 | 00:16:32,901 | They don't want Slitheen World. | They don't want Slitheen World. |
236 | 00:16:32,992 | 00:16:35,233 | They're out to make money. That means they want to use something, | They're out to make money. That means they want to use something, |
237 | 00:16:35,328 | 00:16:37,489 | something here on Earth, some kind of asset. | something here on Earth, some kind of asset. |
238 | 00:16:37,580 | 00:16:42,165 | Like what? Gold? Oil? Water? | Like what? Gold? Oil? Water? |
239 | 00:16:42,627 | 00:16:43,742 | You're very good at this. | You're very good at this. |
240 | 00:16:44,921 | 00:16:45,910 | Thank you. | Thank you. |
241 | 00:16:46,005 | 00:16:47,541 | HarrietJones, why do] know that name? | HarrietJones, why do] know that name? |
242 | 00:16:47,632 | 00:16:49,497 | Oh, that's me. | Oh, that's me. |
243 | 00:16:49,592 | 00:16:51,457 | But we're sealed off. How did you get a signal? | But we're sealed off. How did you get a signal? |
244 | 00:16:51,594 | 00:16:53,175 | He zapped it. Super phone. | He zapped it. Super phone. |
245 | 00:16:53,971 | 00:16:56,428 | Then we can phone for help. You must have contacts! | Then we can phone for help. You must have contacts! |
246 | 00:16:56,766 | 00:16:58,381 | Dead downstairs, yeah. | Dead downstairs, yeah. |
247 | 00:16:59,185 | 00:17:00,300 | It's Mickey. | It's Mickey. |
248 | 00:17:00,394 | 00:17:02,680 | Oh, tell your stupid boyfriend we're busy. | Oh, tell your stupid boyfriend we're busy. |
249 | 00:17:02,772 | 00:17:05,184 | Yeah, he's not so stupid after all. | Yeah, he's not so stupid after all. |
250 | 00:17:10,571 | 00:17:14,564 | No, no, notjust alien, but like, proper alien, | No, no, notjust alien, but like, proper alien, |
251 | 00:17:14,659 | 00:17:16,775 | all stinking and wet and disgusting, | all stinking and wet and disgusting, |
252 | 00:17:16,869 | 00:17:19,030 | and more to the point, it wanted to kill us! | and more to the point, it wanted to kill us! |
253 | 00:17:19,121 | 00:17:20,702 | I could have died! | I could have died! |
254 | 00:17:20,790 | 00:17:23,327 | Is she all right though? Don't put her on, just tell me. | Is she all right though? Don't put her on, just tell me. |
255 | 00:17:23,417 | 00:17:26,625 | Is that Ricky? Don't talk. Just shut up and go to your computer. | Is that Ricky? Don't talk. Just shut up and go to your computer. |
256 | 00:17:26,712 | 00:17:28,043 | It's Mickey, and why should I? | It's Mickey, and why should I? |
257 | 00:17:28,130 | 00:17:33,045 | Mickey the idiot, I mightjust choke before I finish this sentence, butI need you. | Mickey the idiot, I mightjust choke before I finish this sentence, butI need you. |
258 | 00:17:36,305 | 00:17:37,420 | It says "password". | It says "password". |
259 | 00:17:39,225 | 00:17:41,216 | - Say again. - It’s asking for the password. | - Say again. - It’s asking for the password. |
260 | 00:17:41,310 | 00:17:42,800 | Buffalo. Two Fs, one L. | Buffalo. Two Fs, one L. |
261 | 00:17:43,896 | 00:17:45,807 | So what's that website? | So what's that website? |
262 | 00:17:47,608 | 00:17:50,441 | All the secret information known to mankind. | All the secret information known to mankind. |
263 | 00:17:50,528 | 00:17:52,393 | See, they've known about aliens for years. | See, they've known about aliens for years. |
264 | 00:17:52,905 | 00:17:54,315 | They just kept us in the dark. | They just kept us in the dark. |
265 | 00:17:54,407 | 00:17:55,988 | Mickey, you were born in the dark. | Mickey, you were born in the dark. |
266 | 00:17:58,494 | 00:18:00,826 | - Password again. - Just repeat it, every time. | - Password again. - Just repeat it, every time. |
267 | 00:18:04,750 | 00:18:07,457 | Big Ben. Why did the Slitheen go and hit Big Ben? | Big Ben. Why did the Slitheen go and hit Big Ben? |
268 | 00:18:07,545 | 00:18:09,831 | You said to gather the experts, to kill them. | You said to gather the experts, to kill them. |
269 | 00:18:10,006 | 00:18:11,462 | That lot would have gathered for a weather balloon. | That lot would have gathered for a weather balloon. |
270 | 00:18:11,549 | 00:18:13,289 | You don't need to crash-land it in the middle of London. | You don't need to crash-land it in the middle of London. |
271 | 00:18:13,843 | 00:18:16,880 | The Slitheen are hiding, but then they put the entire planet on red alert. | The Slitheen are hiding, but then they put the entire planet on red alert. |
272 | 00:18:17,013 | 00:18:18,298 | What did they do that for? | What did they do that for? |
273 | 00:18:18,389 | 00:18:19,504 | Oh, listen to her! | Oh, listen to her! |
274 | 00:18:19,640 | 00:18:21,505 | Oi! At least I'm trying. | Oi! At least I'm trying. |
275 | 00:18:21,601 | 00:18:23,592 | Well, I've got a question, if you don't mind. | Well, I've got a question, if you don't mind. |
276 | 00:18:23,686 | 00:18:25,642 | Since that man walked into our lives, | Since that man walked into our lives, |
277 | 00:18:25,730 | 00:18:27,971 | I've been attacked in the streets, | I've been attacked in the streets, |
278 | 00:18:28,065 | 00:18:31,432 | I've had creatures from the pits of hell in my own living room, | I've had creatures from the pits of hell in my own living room, |
279 | 00:18:31,527 | 00:18:33,939 | and my daughter disappear off the face of the Earth. | and my daughter disappear off the face of the Earth. |
280 | 00:18:34,030 | 00:18:35,486 | I told you what happened. | I told you what happened. |
281 | 00:18:35,573 | 00:18:37,154 | I'm talking to him! | I'm talking to him! |
282 | 00:18:37,241 | 00:18:39,402 | 'Cause I've seen this life of yours, Doctor, | 'Cause I've seen this life of yours, Doctor, |
283 | 00:18:39,535 | 00:18:40,866 | and maybe you get off on it, | and maybe you get off on it, |
284 | 00:18:40,953 | 00:18:42,693 | and maybe you think it's all clever and smart, | and maybe you think it's all clever and smart, |
285 | 00:18:42,788 | 00:18:46,406 | but you tell me, just answer me this, | but you tell me, just answer me this, |
286 | 00:18:47,043 | 00:18:48,783 | is my daughter safe? | is my daughter safe? |
287 | 00:18:49,795 | 00:18:51,251 | I'm fine. | I'm fine. |
288 | 00:18:51,589 | 00:18:52,999 | Is she safe? | Is she safe? |
289 | 00:18:54,258 | 00:18:57,716 | Will she always be safe, can you promise me that? | Will she always be safe, can you promise me that? |
290 | 00:19:03,559 | 00:19:05,015 | Well, what's the answer? | Well, what's the answer? |
291 | 00:19:10,274 | 00:19:11,309 | We're in. | We're in. |
292 | 00:19:12,109 | 00:19:13,599 | Now, then. On the left, at the top, | Now, then. On the left, at the top, |
293 | 00:19:13,694 | 00:19:17,232 | there's a tab, an icon, little concentric circles, click on that. | there's a tab, an icon, little concentric circles, click on that. |
294 | 00:19:20,660 | 00:19:21,649 | What is it? | What is it? |
295 | 00:19:21,744 | 00:19:23,200 | The Slitheen have got a spaceship in the North Sea | The Slitheen have got a spaceship in the North Sea |
296 | 00:19:23,287 | 00:19:24,322 | and it's transmitting that signal. | and it's transmitting that signal. |
297 | 00:19:24,413 | 00:19:26,119 | Now, hush, let me work out what it's saying. | Now, hush, let me work out what it's saying. |
298 | 00:19:26,248 | 00:19:27,829 | He'll have to answer me one day. | He'll have to answer me one day. |
299 | 00:19:27,917 | 00:19:29,578 | - Hush! - It's some sort of message. | - Hush! - It's some sort of message. |
300 | 00:19:29,669 | 00:19:30,658 | - What's it say? - Don't know, | - What's it say? - Don't know, |
301 | 00:19:30,753 | 00:19:32,334 | it's on a loop, keeps repeating. | it's on a loop, keeps repeating. |
302 | 00:19:32,421 | 00:19:33,581 | Hush! | Hush! |
303 | 00:19:34,090 | 00:19:36,832 | That's not me. Go and see who that is. | That's not me. Go and see who that is. |
304 | 00:19:36,926 | 00:19:38,416 | It's 3:00 in the morning. | It's 3:00 in the morning. |
305 | 00:19:38,511 | 00:19:40,001 | Well, go and tell them that. | Well, go and tell them that. |
306 | 00:19:42,431 | 00:19:45,264 | It's beaming out into space. Who's it for? | It's beaming out into space. Who's it for? |
307 | 00:19:47,395 | 00:19:49,602 | All right! | All right! |
308 | 00:19:51,440 | 00:19:52,771 | Mrs Tyler. | Mrs Tyler. |
309 | 00:19:54,068 | 00:19:55,148 | Ooh! | Ooh! |
310 | 00:19:56,028 | 00:19:59,395 | It's him, it's the thing! It's the Slickeen! | It's him, it's the thing! It's the Slickeen! |
311 | 00:19:59,490 | 00:20:00,570 | They've found us! | They've found us! |
312 | 00:20:00,658 | 00:20:01,818 | Mickey, I need that signal. | Mickey, I need that signal. |
313 | 00:20:01,909 | 00:20:05,493 | Never mind the signal. Get out! Mum, just get out! Get out! | Never mind the signal. Get out! Mum, just get out! Get out! |
314 | 00:20:05,621 | 00:20:07,907 | We can't, it's by the front door. | We can't, it's by the front door. |
315 | 00:20:19,468 | 00:20:23,677 | Oh, my God. It's unmasking. It's gonna kill us. | Oh, my God. It's unmasking. It's gonna kill us. |
316 | 00:20:23,806 | 00:20:25,671 | There's got to be some way of stopping them! | There's got to be some way of stopping them! |
317 | 00:20:26,225 | 00:20:28,841 | You're supposed to be the expert. Think of something! | You're supposed to be the expert. Think of something! |
318 | 00:20:28,936 | 00:20:30,301 | I'm tn/ing! | I'm tn/ing! |
319 | 00:20:31,689 | 00:20:34,431 | I'll take it on, Jackie. You just run. | I'll take it on, Jackie. You just run. |
320 | 00:20:35,109 | 00:20:37,145 | Don't look back. Just run. | Don't look back. Just run. |
321 | 00:20:39,113 | 00:20:40,478 | That's my mother. | That's my mother. |
322 | 00:20:42,450 | 00:20:43,815 | Right. If we're gonna find their weakness, | Right. If we're gonna find their weakness, |
323 | 00:20:43,909 | 00:20:45,900 | we need to find out where they're from, which planet. | we need to find out where they're from, which planet. |
324 | 00:20:45,995 | 00:20:47,326 | So, judging by their basic shape, | So, judging by their basic shape, |
325 | 00:20:47,413 | 00:20:50,029 | that narrows it down to 5,000 planets within travelling distance. | that narrows it down to 5,000 planets within travelling distance. |
326 | 00:20:50,124 | 00:20:51,830 | What else do we know about them? Information! | What else do we know about them? Information! |
327 | 00:20:51,917 | 00:20:53,703 | - They're green. - Yep, narrows it down. | - They're green. - Yep, narrows it down. |
328 | 00:20:55,171 | 00:20:56,581 | - They can smell adrenalin. - Narrows it down. | - They can smell adrenalin. - Narrows it down. |
329 | 00:20:56,672 | 00:20:58,412 | - The pig technology. - Narrows it down. | - The pig technology. - Narrows it down. |
330 | 00:20:58,507 | 00:21:01,590 | Spaceship in the Thames. You said "slipstream engine." | Spaceship in the Thames. You said "slipstream engine." |
331 | 00:21:01,677 | 00:21:02,666 | Narrows it down. | Narrows it down. |
332 | 00:21:04,346 | 00:21:05,461 | It's getting in! | It's getting in! |
333 | 00:21:07,892 | 00:21:09,632 | - They hunt like it's a ritual. - Narrows it down. | - They hunt like it's a ritual. - Narrows it down. |
334 | 00:21:09,727 | 00:21:11,092 | Wait a minute. Did you notice, | Wait a minute. Did you notice, |
335 | 00:21:11,187 | 00:21:12,893 | when they fart, if you'll pardon the word, | when they fart, if you'll pardon the word, |
336 | 00:21:12,980 | 00:21:14,811 | it doesn'tjust smell like a fart, | it doesn'tjust smell like a fart, |
337 | 00:21:14,899 | 00:21:16,855 | it you'll pardon the word. It's something else. | it you'll pardon the word. It's something else. |
338 | 00:21:16,942 | 00:21:18,352 | What is it? It's more like, um... | What is it? It's more like, um... |
339 | 00:21:18,861 | 00:21:20,192 | - Bad breath. - That's it! | - Bad breath. - That's it! |
340 | 00:21:20,279 | 00:21:23,112 | Calcium decay! Now, that narrows it down. | Calcium decay! Now, that narrows it down. |
341 | 00:21:23,199 | 00:21:24,154 | We're getting there, Mum! | We're getting there, Mum! |
342 | 00:21:24,241 | 00:21:26,402 | Too late! | Too late! |
343 | 00:21:27,787 | 00:21:30,278 | Calcium phosphate. Organic calcium. Living calcium. | Calcium phosphate. Organic calcium. Living calcium. |
344 | 00:21:30,372 | 00:21:32,863 | Creatures made out of living calcium. What else? What else? | Creatures made out of living calcium. What else? What else? |
345 | 00:21:32,958 | 00:21:34,368 | Hyphenated surname! Yes! | Hyphenated surname! Yes! |
346 | 00:21:34,460 | 00:21:35,791 | That narrows it down to one planet! | That narrows it down to one planet! |
347 | 00:21:35,878 | 00:21:38,335 | Raxacoricotallapatorius! | Raxacoricotallapatorius! |
348 | 00:21:38,422 | 00:21:40,378 | Oh, yeah, great, we can write 'em a letter! | Oh, yeah, great, we can write 'em a letter! |
349 | 00:21:43,385 | 00:21:45,171 | Get into the kitchen! | Get into the kitchen! |
350 | 00:21:51,435 | 00:21:53,892 | Oh, my God, it's going to rip us apart! | Oh, my God, it's going to rip us apart! |
351 | 00:21:53,979 | 00:21:58,063 | Calcium weakened by the compression field. Acetic acid! Vinegar! | Calcium weakened by the compression field. Acetic acid! Vinegar! |
352 | 00:21:58,150 | 00:21:59,640 | - Just like Hannibal! - Just like Hannibal. | - Just like Hannibal! - Just like Hannibal. |
353 | 00:21:59,735 | 00:22:00,724 | Mickey, have you got any vinegar? | Mickey, have you got any vinegar? |
354 | 00:22:00,820 | 00:22:02,731 | - How should I know? - It's your kitchen! | - How should I know? - It's your kitchen! |
355 | 00:22:02,822 | 00:22:03,857 | Cupboard by the sink, middle shelf! | Cupboard by the sink, middle shelf! |
356 | 00:22:03,948 | 00:22:05,313 | Oh, come on, give it here. What do you need? | Oh, come on, give it here. What do you need? |
357 | 00:22:05,407 | 00:22:06,817 | Anything with vinegar. | Anything with vinegar. |
358 | 00:22:09,453 | 00:22:10,738 | Gherkins! | Gherkins! |
359 | 00:22:12,289 | 00:22:14,245 | Yeah, pickled onions! | Yeah, pickled onions! |
360 | 00:22:15,417 | 00:22:16,907 | Pickled eggs! | Pickled eggs! |
361 | 00:22:17,253 | 00:22:18,413 | You kiss this man? | You kiss this man? |
362 | 00:22:46,156 | 00:22:47,441 | Hannibal? | Hannibal? |
363 | 00:22:47,658 | 00:22:52,903 | Hannibal crossed the Alps by dissolving boulders with vinegar. | Hannibal crossed the Alps by dissolving boulders with vinegar. |
364 | 00:22:53,497 | 00:22:54,657 | Oh. | Oh. |
365 | 00:22:54,790 | 00:22:55,870 | Well, there you go, then. | Well, there you go, then. |
366 | 00:22:58,460 | 00:22:59,449 | Whew! | Whew! |
367 | 00:23:06,302 | 00:23:09,886 | He's dead. Sip Fel Fotch Pasameer-Day Slitheen is dead. | He's dead. Sip Fel Fotch Pasameer-Day Slitheen is dead. |
368 | 00:23:09,972 | 00:23:11,303 | I felt it. | I felt it. |
369 | 00:23:12,141 | 00:23:13,381 | How could that happen? | How could that happen? |
370 | 00:23:13,475 | 00:23:15,557 | Somebody must've got lucky. | Somebody must've got lucky. |
371 | 00:23:16,020 | 00:23:21,140 | That's the last piece of luck anyone on this rock will ever have. | That's the last piece of luck anyone on this rock will ever have. |
372 | 00:23:30,492 | 00:23:31,823 | Ladies and gentlemen... | Ladies and gentlemen... |
373 | 00:23:33,329 | 00:23:37,072 | Nations of the world. Humankind. | Nations of the world. Humankind. |
374 | 00:23:38,083 | 00:23:42,793 | The greatest experts in extraterrestrial events came here tonight. | The greatest experts in extraterrestrial events came here tonight. |
375 | 00:23:42,880 | 00:23:46,338 | They gathered in the common cause. | They gathered in the common cause. |
376 | 00:23:47,301 | 00:23:51,510 | But the news I bring you now is grave indeed. | But the news I bring you now is grave indeed. |
377 | 00:23:52,848 | 00:23:55,385 | The experts are dead. | The experts are dead. |
378 | 00:23:55,476 | 00:24:00,015 | Murdered, right in front of me, by alien hands. | Murdered, right in front of me, by alien hands. |
379 | 00:24:00,689 | 00:24:03,021 | Peoples of the Earth, heed my words. | Peoples of the Earth, heed my words. |
380 | 00:24:03,108 | 00:24:07,351 | These "visitors" do not come in peace. | These "visitors" do not come in peace. |
381 | 00:24:09,365 | 00:24:14,109 | Our inspectors have searched the sky above our heads. | Our inspectors have searched the sky above our heads. |
382 | 00:24:14,578 | 00:24:19,493 | And they have found massive weapons of destruction | And they have found massive weapons of destruction |
383 | 00:24:20,250 | 00:24:23,458 | capable of being deployed within 45 seconds. | capable of being deployed within 45 seconds. |
384 | 00:24:23,545 | 00:24:24,534 | What? | What? |
385 | 00:24:25,589 | 00:24:30,333 | Our technicians can baffle the alien probes, | Our technicians can baffle the alien probes, |
386 | 00:24:31,261 | 00:24:32,876 | but not for long. | but not for long. |
387 | 00:24:33,305 | 00:24:39,221 | We are facing extinction unless we strike first! | We are facing extinction unless we strike first! |
388 | 00:24:41,271 | 00:24:46,686 | The United Kingdom stands directly beneath the belly of the mothershrp. | The United Kingdom stands directly beneath the belly of the mothershrp. |
389 | 00:24:47,569 | 00:24:50,481 | I beg of the United Nations. | I beg of the United Nations. |
390 | 00:24:50,572 | 00:24:55,407 | Pass an emergency resolution. Give us the access codes. | Pass an emergency resolution. Give us the access codes. |
391 | 00:24:56,078 | 00:25:00,822 | A nuclear strike at the heart ofthe beast is our only chance of survival, | A nuclear strike at the heart ofthe beast is our only chance of survival, |
392 | 00:25:00,916 | 00:25:04,204 | because, from this moment on, | because, from this moment on, |
393 | 00:25:05,713 | 00:25:09,797 | it is my solemn duty to inform you | it is my solemn duty to inform you |
394 | 00:25:11,844 | 00:25:14,381 | planet Earth is at war. | planet Earth is at war. |
395 | 00:25:15,014 | 00:25:17,005 | He'sjust making it up. There's no weapons up there. | He'sjust making it up. There's no weapons up there. |
396 | 00:25:17,099 | 00:25:18,805 | There's no threat. Hejust invented it. | There's no threat. Hejust invented it. |
397 | 00:25:18,934 | 00:25:20,674 | - Do you think they'll believe him? - Well, he did last time. | - Do you think they'll believe him? - Well, he did last time. |
398 | 00:25:20,769 | 00:25:22,600 | That's why the Slitheen went for spectacle. | That's why the Slitheen went for spectacle. |
399 | 00:25:22,688 | 00:25:24,053 | They want the whole world panicking | They want the whole world panicking |
400 | 00:25:24,148 | 00:25:25,854 | 'cause you lot, you get scared, you lash out. | 'cause you lot, you get scared, you lash out. |
401 | 00:25:25,941 | 00:25:27,181 | They release the defence codes... | They release the defence codes... |
402 | 00:25:27,276 | 00:25:28,937 | And the Slitheen go nuclear. | And the Slitheen go nuclear. |
403 | 00:25:29,194 | 00:25:30,229 | But why? | But why? |
404 | 00:25:32,239 | 00:25:34,480 | You get the codes, release the missiles. | You get the codes, release the missiles. |
405 | 00:25:34,616 | 00:25:36,527 | But not into space, 'cause there's nothing there. | But not into space, 'cause there's nothing there. |
406 | 00:25:36,618 | 00:25:39,951 | You attack every other country on Earth, they retaliate, fight back. | You attack every other country on Earth, they retaliate, fight back. |
407 | 00:25:40,456 | 00:25:42,868 | World WarThree. Whole planet gets nuked. | World WarThree. Whole planet gets nuked. |
408 | 00:25:42,958 | 00:25:45,825 | And we sit through it, safe in our spaceship waiting in the Thames. | And we sit through it, safe in our spaceship waiting in the Thames. |
409 | 00:25:46,503 | 00:25:50,917 | Not crashed, just parked. Barely two minutes away. | Not crashed, just parked. Barely two minutes away. |
410 | 00:25:51,133 | 00:25:54,546 | But you'll destroy the planet. This beautiful place. What for? | But you'll destroy the planet. This beautiful place. What for? |
411 | 00:25:54,636 | 00:25:55,625 | Profit. | Profit. |
412 | 00:25:55,721 | 00:25:57,712 | That's what the signal is, beaming into space. An advert. | That's what the signal is, beaming into space. An advert. |
413 | 00:25:58,140 | 00:26:03,305 | Sale of the century. We reduce the Earth to molten slag, then sell it. | Sale of the century. We reduce the Earth to molten slag, then sell it. |
414 | 00:26:04,438 | 00:26:06,645 | Piece by piece. | Piece by piece. |
415 | 00:26:07,232 | 00:26:08,893 | Radioactive chunks | Radioactive chunks |
416 | 00:26:08,984 | 00:26:13,102 | capable of powering every cut-price starliner and budget cargo ship. | capable of powering every cut-price starliner and budget cargo ship. |
417 | 00:26:13,489 | 00:26:17,027 | There's a recession out there, Doctor. People are buying cheap. | There's a recession out there, Doctor. People are buying cheap. |
418 | 00:26:17,159 | 00:26:19,571 | This rock becomes rawfuel. | This rock becomes rawfuel. |
419 | 00:26:19,703 | 00:26:21,443 | At the cost of five billion lives. | At the cost of five billion lives. |
420 | 00:26:21,538 | 00:26:23,369 | Hmm! Bargain. | Hmm! Bargain. |
421 | 00:26:23,665 | 00:26:27,078 | I give you a choice. Leave this planet, or I'll stop you. | I give you a choice. Leave this planet, or I'll stop you. |
422 | 00:26:30,756 | 00:26:32,872 | What? You? | What? You? |
423 | 00:26:34,051 | 00:26:35,541 | Trapped in your box? | Trapped in your box? |
424 | 00:26:37,429 | 00:26:39,294 | Yes. Me. | Yes. Me. |
425 | 00:27:02,412 | 00:27:05,950 | Yesterday saw the start of a brave new world. | Yesterday saw the start of a brave new world. |
426 | 00:27:06,834 | 00:27:08,825 | Today might see it end. | Today might see it end. |
427 | 00:27:09,920 | 00:27:11,456 | The streets are deserted. | The streets are deserted. |
428 | 00:27:12,422 | 00:27:15,414 | Everyone's home, just waiting, | Everyone's home, just waiting, |
429 | 00:27:16,051 | 00:27:19,168 | as the future is decided in New York. | as the future is decided in New York. |
430 | 00:27:23,559 | 00:27:25,675 | It’s midnight here in New York. | It’s midnight here in New York. |
431 | 00:27:25,769 | 00:27:27,475 | The United Nations has gathered. | The United Nations has gathered. |
432 | 00:27:27,563 | 00:27:29,849 | England has provided them with absolute proof | England has provided them with absolute proof |
433 | 00:27:29,940 | 00:27:33,478 | that the massive weapons of destruction do exist. | that the massive weapons of destruction do exist. |
434 | 00:27:34,069 | 00:27:37,232 | The Security Council will be making a resolution in a matter of minutes. | The Security Council will be making a resolution in a matter of minutes. |
435 | 00:27:37,698 | 00:27:40,189 | And once the codes are released, | And once the codes are released, |
436 | 00:27:40,576 | 00:27:44,410 | humanity's first interplanetary war begins. | humanity's first interplanetary war begins. |
437 | 00:27:56,216 | 00:27:57,296 | Sergeant! | Sergeant! |
438 | 00:27:58,594 | 00:28:01,461 | We'll take the call in the Prime Minister's office. | We'll take the call in the Prime Minister's office. |
439 | 00:28:01,889 | 00:28:03,720 | Maintain your positions. | Maintain your positions. |
440 | 00:28:04,558 | 00:28:05,923 | And good luck. | And good luck. |
441 | 00:28:15,903 | 00:28:19,487 | Look at that! The telephone is actually red! | Look at that! The telephone is actually red! |
442 | 00:28:22,284 | 00:28:23,364 | Oh. | Oh. |
443 | 00:28:23,452 | 00:28:25,738 | How long till they phone? | How long till they phone? |
444 | 00:28:25,829 | 00:28:27,285 | Counting down... | Counting down... |
445 | 00:28:29,541 | 00:28:30,621 | All right, Doctor. | All right, Doctor. |
446 | 00:28:30,709 | 00:28:33,701 | I'm not saying Itrust you, but there must be something you can do. | I'm not saying Itrust you, but there must be something you can do. |
447 | 00:28:34,171 | 00:28:37,038 | If we could ferment the port, we could make acetic acid. | If we could ferment the port, we could make acetic acid. |
448 | 00:28:37,132 | 00:28:38,463 | Mickey, any luck? | Mickey, any luck? |
449 | 00:28:38,634 | 00:28:40,124 | There’s loads of emergency numbers. | There’s loads of emergency numbers. |
450 | 00:28:40,219 | 00:28:41,550 | They’re all on voicemail. | They’re all on voicemail. |
451 | 00:28:41,887 | 00:28:43,377 | Voicemail dooms us all. | Voicemail dooms us all. |
452 | 00:28:43,472 | 00:28:46,054 | - If we could just get out of here. - There's a way out. | - If we could just get out of here. - There's a way out. |
453 | 00:28:46,183 | 00:28:47,172 | What? | What? |
454 | 00:28:48,310 | 00:28:49,766 | There's always been a way out. | There's always been a way out. |
455 | 00:28:49,853 | 00:28:51,138 | Then why don't we use it? | Then why don't we use it? |
456 | 00:28:52,773 | 00:28:55,230 | Because I can't guarantee your daughter will be safe. | Because I can't guarantee your daughter will be safe. |
457 | 00:28:55,400 | 00:28:57,482 | Don't you dare! Whatever it is, don't you dare! | Don't you dare! Whatever it is, don't you dare! |
458 | 00:28:58,612 | 00:29:01,103 | That's the thing. If I don't dare, everyone dies. | That's the thing. If I don't dare, everyone dies. |
459 | 00:29:01,740 | 00:29:02,820 | Do it. | Do it. |
460 | 00:29:05,077 | 00:29:07,318 | You don't even know what it is. You'd just let me? | You don't even know what it is. You'd just let me? |
461 | 00:29:08,497 | 00:29:09,486 | Yeah. | Yeah. |
462 | 00:29:12,459 | 00:29:16,122 | Please, Doctor, please! She's my daughter, she'sjust a kid. | Please, Doctor, please! She's my daughter, she'sjust a kid. |
463 | 00:29:16,755 | 00:29:18,211 | Do you think I don't know that? | Do you think I don't know that? |
464 | 00:29:18,298 | 00:29:21,415 | 'Cause this is my life, Jackie. It's not fun, it's not smart. | 'Cause this is my life, Jackie. It's not fun, it's not smart. |
465 | 00:29:21,510 | 00:29:24,502 | It's standing up and making a decision because nobody else will. | It's standing up and making a decision because nobody else will. |
466 | 00:29:25,138 | 00:29:26,548 | Then what are you waiting for? | Then what are you waiting for? |
467 | 00:29:28,350 | 00:29:30,511 | I could save the world, but lose you. | I could save the world, but lose you. |
468 | 00:29:40,320 | 00:29:42,561 | Except it's not your decision, Doctor. | Except it's not your decision, Doctor. |
469 | 00:29:43,991 | 00:29:45,026 | It's mine. | It's mine. |
470 | 00:29:45,117 | 00:29:46,698 | And who the hellare you? | And who the hellare you? |
471 | 00:29:46,952 | 00:29:49,284 | HarrietJones, MP for Flydale North. | HarrietJones, MP for Flydale North. |
472 | 00:29:49,371 | 00:29:51,828 | The only elected representative in this room, | The only elected representative in this room, |
473 | 00:29:51,915 | 00:29:53,701 | chosen by the people forthe people. | chosen by the people forthe people. |
474 | 00:29:53,792 | 00:29:56,329 | And on behalf of the people, I command you. | And on behalf of the people, I command you. |
475 | 00:29:57,504 | 00:29:58,493 | Do it. | Do it. |
476 | 00:30:02,050 | 00:30:06,635 | Victory should be naked! | Victory should be naked! |
477 | 00:30:16,565 | 00:30:17,975 | How do we get out? | How do we get out? |
478 | 00:30:18,483 | 00:30:20,223 | We don't. We stay here. | We don't. We stay here. |
479 | 00:30:24,323 | 00:30:28,236 | The Council is voting. The result should be known any second now. | The Council is voting. The result should be known any second now. |
480 | 00:30:36,710 | 00:30:38,996 | Use the "buffalo" password, it overrides everything. | Use the "buffalo" password, it overrides everything. |
481 | 00:30:40,422 | 00:30:41,878 | What are you doing? | What are you doing? |
482 | 00:30:42,924 | 00:30:44,664 | Hacking into the Royal Navy. | Hacking into the Royal Navy. |
483 | 00:30:45,635 | 00:30:46,624 | We're in! | We're in! |
484 | 00:30:47,179 | 00:30:49,841 | Here it is, uh, HMS Taurean, Trafalgar Class submarine, | Here it is, uh, HMS Taurean, Trafalgar Class submarine, |
485 | 00:30:49,931 | 00:30:51,341 | 10 miles off the coast of Plymouth. | 10 miles off the coast of Plymouth. |
486 | 00:30:51,600 | 00:30:53,807 | Right we need to select a missile. | Right we need to select a missile. |
487 | 00:30:53,935 | 00:30:56,017 | We can't go nuclear. We don't have the defence codes. | We can't go nuclear. We don't have the defence codes. |
488 | 00:30:56,104 | 00:30:58,265 | We don't need it. All we need is an ordinan/ missile. | We don't need it. All we need is an ordinan/ missile. |
489 | 00:30:58,565 | 00:30:59,930 | What’s the first category? | What’s the first category? |
490 | 00:31:00,609 | 00:31:03,021 | Sub harpoon, UGM-BlIA. | Sub harpoon, UGM-BlIA. |
491 | 00:31:03,111 | 00:31:04,521 | That's the one! Select! | That's the one! Select! |
492 | 00:31:05,947 | 00:31:07,528 | Icould stop you. | Icould stop you. |
493 | 00:31:10,619 | 00:31:11,859 | Do it, then. | Do it, then. |
494 | 00:31:11,953 | 00:31:13,443 | You ready for this? | You ready for this? |
495 | 00:31:16,416 | 00:31:17,405 | Yeah. | Yeah. |
496 | 00:31:22,214 | 00:31:25,502 | Mickey the idiot, the world is in your hands. | Mickey the idiot, the world is in your hands. |
497 | 00:31:26,301 | 00:31:27,416 | Fire. | Fire. |
498 | 00:31:37,062 | 00:31:38,848 | Oh, my God. | Oh, my God. |
499 | 00:31:51,159 | 00:31:52,865 | How solid are these? | How solid are these? |
500 | 00:31:52,953 | 00:31:53,988 | Not solid enough. | Not solid enough. |
501 | 00:31:54,079 | 00:31:56,320 | Built for short-range attack. Nothing this big. | Built for short-range attack. Nothing this big. |
502 | 00:31:57,082 | 00:31:59,573 | All right. Now I'm making the decision. | All right. Now I'm making the decision. |
503 | 00:31:59,668 | 00:32:02,080 | I'm not gonna die. We're gonna ride this one out. | I'm not gonna die. We're gonna ride this one out. |
504 | 00:32:02,170 | 00:32:03,751 | It's like what they say about earthquakes. | It's like what they say about earthquakes. |
505 | 00:32:03,839 | 00:32:06,000 | You can survive them by standing under a doorframe. | You can survive them by standing under a doorframe. |
506 | 00:32:06,091 | 00:32:08,833 | Now, this cupboard's small, so it's strong. | Now, this cupboard's small, so it's strong. |
507 | 00:32:08,969 | 00:32:10,300 | Come and help me. Come on! | Come and help me. Come on! |
508 | 00:32:16,643 | 00:32:18,008 | The vote is in. | The vote is in. |
509 | 00:32:19,020 | 00:32:20,510 | The Council says... | The Council says... |
510 | 00:32:22,732 | 00:32:23,767 | Yes. | Yes. |
511 | 00:32:24,192 | 00:32:26,524 | They are releasing the codes. | They are releasing the codes. |
512 | 00:32:27,946 | 00:32:29,811 | Ring, damn you! | Ring, damn you! |
513 | 00:32:29,906 | 00:32:31,897 | It's on radar! | It's on radar! |
514 | 00:32:32,033 | 00:32:33,864 | Counter defence 556. | Counter defence 556. |
515 | 00:32:33,952 | 00:32:34,987 | Stop them intercepting it! | Stop them intercepting it! |
516 | 00:32:35,078 | 00:32:37,160 | - I'm doing it now! - Good boy. | - I'm doing it now! - Good boy. |
517 | 00:32:40,375 | 00:32:42,161 | 556 neutralised | 556 neutralised |
518 | 00:32:48,717 | 00:32:50,708 | What do you mean, "incoming"? | What do you mean, "incoming"? |
519 | 00:33:01,480 | 00:33:04,688 | Everybody out! Now! Now! | Everybody out! Now! Now! |
520 | 00:33:07,319 | 00:33:09,105 | What the hell is that for? | What the hell is that for? |
521 | 00:33:09,905 | 00:33:11,236 | Sir, there's a missile... | Sir, there's a missile... |
522 | 00:33:13,658 | 00:33:14,818 | Sorry! | Sorry! |
523 | 00:33:30,592 | 00:33:32,583 | That's mine. You've got mine! | That's mine. You've got mine! |
524 | 00:33:32,677 | 00:33:34,542 | Disguise me, disguise me! | Disguise me, disguise me! |
525 | 00:33:35,639 | 00:33:38,802 | No, you're the blonde. No, I've got the other one. Take it off! | No, you're the blonde. No, I've got the other one. Take it off! |
526 | 00:33:41,853 | 00:33:44,139 | Everybody, run! | Everybody, run! |
527 | 00:33:44,606 | 00:33:47,063 | Run! Let's get out of here! | Run! Let's get out of here! |
528 | 00:33:53,782 | 00:33:54,862 | Here we go. | Here we go. |
529 | 00:33:54,950 | 00:33:57,362 | Well, nice knowing you both. | Well, nice knowing you both. |
530 | 00:33:59,788 | 00:34:00,823 | Hannibal! | Hannibal! |
531 | 00:34:02,415 | 00:34:03,495 | Oh, bol... | Oh, bol... |
532 | 00:34:38,827 | 00:34:40,192 | Made in Britain! | Made in Britain! |
533 | 00:34:41,371 | 00:34:42,952 | Oh, my God. Are you all right? | Oh, my God. Are you all right? |
534 | 00:34:43,039 | 00:34:45,371 | HarrietJones, MP, Flydale North. | HarrietJones, MP, Flydale North. |
535 | 00:34:45,458 | 00:34:47,494 | I want you to contact the UN immediately. | I want you to contact the UN immediately. |
536 | 00:34:47,627 | 00:34:50,619 | Tell the ambassadors the crisis is over. They can step down. | Tell the ambassadors the crisis is over. They can step down. |
537 | 00:34:51,548 | 00:34:53,504 | - Go on. Tellthe news. - Yes, ma'am. | - Go on. Tellthe news. - Yes, ma'am. |
538 | 00:34:53,633 | 00:34:56,124 | Someone's got a hell of a job sorting this lot out. | Someone's got a hell of a job sorting this lot out. |
539 | 00:34:57,304 | 00:35:00,011 | Oh, Lord! We haven't even got a Prime Minister! | Oh, Lord! We haven't even got a Prime Minister! |
540 | 00:35:00,140 | 00:35:03,724 | - Maybe you should have a go. - Me! I'm only a backbencher. | - Maybe you should have a go. - Me! I'm only a backbencher. |
541 | 00:35:04,561 | 00:35:05,926 | I'd vote for ya. | I'd vote for ya. |
542 | 00:35:06,021 | 00:35:07,010 | Now, don't be silly. | Now, don't be silly. |
543 | 00:35:08,315 | 00:35:10,397 | Look, I'd better go and see if I can help. | Look, I'd better go and see if I can help. |
544 | 00:35:10,483 | 00:35:12,098 | Hang on! | Hang on! |
545 | 00:35:15,071 | 00:35:19,189 | We're safe. The Earth is safe! | We're safe. The Earth is safe! |
546 | 00:35:22,245 | 00:35:23,234 | Sergeant! | Sergeant! |
547 | 00:35:23,330 | 00:35:25,036 | IthoughtI knewthe name. | IthoughtI knewthe name. |
548 | 00:35:26,291 | 00:35:27,781 | Harriet Jones. | Harriet Jones. |
549 | 00:35:27,876 | 00:35:29,537 | Future Prime Minister. | Future Prime Minister. |
550 | 00:35:29,628 | 00:35:31,744 | Elected for three successive terms. | Elected for three successive terms. |
551 | 00:35:32,297 | 00:35:34,333 | The architect of Britain's Golden Age. | The architect of Britain's Golden Age. |
552 | 00:35:34,424 | 00:35:37,666 | The crisis has passed! | The crisis has passed! |
553 | 00:35:37,761 | 00:35:43,347 | Ladies and gentlemen, I have something to say to you all here today... | Ladies and gentlemen, I have something to say to you all here today... |
554 | 00:35:46,561 | 00:35:49,553 | Mankind stands tall, | Mankind stands tall, |
555 | 00:35:49,648 | 00:35:51,980 | proud and undefeated! | proud and undefeated! |
556 | 00:35:53,276 | 00:35:55,562 | God bless the human race. | God bless the human race. |
557 | 00:36:29,229 | 00:36:32,346 | HarrietJones. Who does she think she is? | HarrietJones. Who does she think she is? |
558 | 00:36:32,440 | 00:36:36,228 | Look at her, taking all the credit. It should be you on there. | Look at her, taking all the credit. It should be you on there. |
559 | 00:36:36,528 | 00:36:38,519 | My daughter saved the world! | My daughter saved the world! |
560 | 00:36:38,613 | 00:36:40,274 | Ithink the Doctor helped a bit. | Ithink the Doctor helped a bit. |
561 | 00:36:40,740 | 00:36:43,152 | All right, then. Him, too. | All right, then. Him, too. |
562 | 00:36:44,452 | 00:36:45,942 | You should be given knighthoods. | You should be given knighthoods. |
563 | 00:36:46,246 | 00:36:47,702 | It's not the way he does things. | It's not the way he does things. |
564 | 00:36:47,789 | 00:36:49,996 | No fuss, hejust moves on. | No fuss, hejust moves on. |
565 | 00:36:51,167 | 00:36:53,249 | He's not that bad, if you gave him a chance. | He's not that bad, if you gave him a chance. |
566 | 00:36:53,545 | 00:36:55,877 | He's good in a crisis, I'll give him that. | He's good in a crisis, I'll give him that. |
567 | 00:36:55,964 | 00:36:59,798 | Oh! Now, the world has changed. You're saying nice things about him. | Oh! Now, the world has changed. You're saying nice things about him. |
568 | 00:36:59,968 | 00:37:01,208 | I reckon I've got no choice. | I reckon I've got no choice. |
569 | 00:37:01,302 | 00:37:03,839 | There's no getting rid of him since you're infatuated. | There's no getting rid of him since you're infatuated. |
570 | 00:37:04,180 | 00:37:05,841 | I'm not infatuated! | I'm not infatuated! |
571 | 00:37:06,307 | 00:37:07,717 | What does he eat? | What does he eat? |
572 | 00:37:07,809 | 00:37:08,844 | How do you mean? | How do you mean? |
573 | 00:37:08,935 | 00:37:13,304 | I was gonna do shepherd's pie. All of us, proper sit-down. | I was gonna do shepherd's pie. All of us, proper sit-down. |
574 | 00:37:14,524 | 00:37:17,266 | 'Cause... I'm ready to listen. | 'Cause... I'm ready to listen. |
575 | 00:37:17,736 | 00:37:20,523 | I want to learn about you and him and that life you lead. | I want to learn about you and him and that life you lead. |
576 | 00:37:20,613 | 00:37:22,649 | I mean, I didn't know he was an alien. | I mean, I didn't know he was an alien. |
577 | 00:37:22,741 | 00:37:26,325 | For all! know, he eats grass and safety pins, and things. | For all! know, he eats grass and safety pins, and things. |
578 | 00:37:26,995 | 00:37:28,576 | He'll have shepherd's pie. | He'll have shepherd's pie. |
579 | 00:37:29,831 | 00:37:31,162 | You're gonna cook for him? | You're gonna cook for him? |
580 | 00:37:31,499 | 00:37:32,614 | What's wrong with that? | What's wrong with that? |
581 | 00:37:33,418 | 00:37:35,124 | He's finally met his match. | He's finally met his match. |
582 | 00:37:35,503 | 00:37:38,165 | You're not too old for a slap, you know! | You're not too old for a slap, you know! |
583 | 00:37:38,882 | 00:37:40,793 | You can go and visit your gran tomorrow... | You can go and visit your gran tomorrow... |
584 | 00:37:40,884 | 00:37:42,670 | ...and learn some French. | ...and learn some French. |
585 | 00:37:42,802 | 00:37:46,010 | Itold heryou were in France. I said you were au-pairing. | Itold heryou were in France. I said you were au-pairing. |
586 | 00:37:49,934 | 00:37:51,094 | Hello? | Hello? |
587 | 00:37:51,186 | 00:37:53,427 | Right, I'll be a couple of hours, then we can go. | Right, I'll be a couple of hours, then we can go. |
588 | 00:37:53,521 | 00:37:54,727 | You've got a phone! | You've got a phone! |
589 | 00:37:54,939 | 00:37:57,681 | You think I can travelthrough space and time and I haven't got a phone? | You think I can travelthrough space and time and I haven't got a phone? |
590 | 00:37:57,942 | 00:38:00,024 | Huh! Like I said, couple of hours. | Huh! Like I said, couple of hours. |
591 | 00:38:00,695 | 00:38:02,686 | I'vejust got to send out this dispersal. | I'vejust got to send out this dispersal. |
592 | 00:38:02,781 | 00:38:03,770 | There you go. | There you go. |
593 | 00:38:03,865 | 00:38:05,730 | That's cancelling out the Slitheen's advert | That's cancelling out the Slitheen's advert |
594 | 00:38:05,825 | 00:38:07,565 | in case any bargain hunters turn up. | in case any bargain hunters turn up. |
595 | 00:38:09,579 | 00:38:10,819 | Um, my mother's cooking. | Um, my mother's cooking. |
596 | 00:38:10,914 | 00:38:12,575 | Good. Put her on a slow heat and let her simmer. | Good. Put her on a slow heat and let her simmer. |
597 | 00:38:12,665 | 00:38:14,826 | She ’5 cooking tea. For us. | She ’5 cooking tea. For us. |
598 | 00:38:15,210 | 00:38:16,370 | I don't do that. | I don't do that. |
599 | 00:38:16,461 | 00:38:17,951 | She wants to get to know you. | She wants to get to know you. |
600 | 00:38:18,046 | 00:38:19,502 | Tough. I've got better things to do. | Tough. I've got better things to do. |
601 | 00:38:19,589 | 00:38:20,578 | It's just tea. | It's just tea. |
602 | 00:38:21,424 | 00:38:22,504 | Not to me, it isn't. | Not to me, it isn't. |
603 | 00:38:22,592 | 00:38:23,707 | She's my mother. | She's my mother. |
604 | 00:38:23,843 | 00:38:25,674 | - Well, she's not mine. - That's not fair! | - Well, she's not mine. - That's not fair! |
605 | 00:38:25,929 | 00:38:27,590 | Well, you can stay there if you want. | Well, you can stay there if you want. |
606 | 00:38:29,682 | 00:38:32,890 | But right now, there's this plasma storm brewing in the Horsehead Nebula. | But right now, there's this plasma storm brewing in the Horsehead Nebula. |
607 | 00:38:33,520 | 00:38:35,932 | Fires are burning, 10 million miles wide. | Fires are burning, 10 million miles wide. |
608 | 00:38:36,314 | 00:38:38,896 | I could fly the Tardis right into the heart of it | I could fly the Tardis right into the heart of it |
609 | 00:38:39,025 | 00:38:41,061 | then ride the shock wave all the way out. | then ride the shock wave all the way out. |
610 | 00:38:41,236 | 00:38:44,820 | Hurtle right across the sky and end up anywhere. | Hurtle right across the sky and end up anywhere. |
611 | 00:38:46,908 | 00:38:48,193 | Your choice. | Your choice. |
612 | 00:39:01,506 | 00:39:04,088 | Rose, I was thinking... | Rose, I was thinking... |
613 | 00:39:05,593 | 00:39:08,426 | I've got that bottle of Amaretto from New Year's Eve. | I've got that bottle of Amaretto from New Year's Eve. |
614 | 00:39:08,513 | 00:39:09,502 | Does he drink? | Does he drink? |
615 | 00:39:14,269 | 00:39:16,100 | Iwas wondering whether he drinks or not. | Iwas wondering whether he drinks or not. |
616 | 00:39:16,229 | 00:39:17,594 | Yeah, he does. | Yeah, he does. |
617 | 00:39:23,611 | 00:39:25,272 | Don't go, sweetheart. | Don't go, sweetheart. |
618 | 00:39:27,031 | 00:39:28,487 | Please don't go. | Please don't go. |
619 | 00:39:45,842 | 00:39:46,877 | Good lad. | Good lad. |
620 | 00:39:46,968 | 00:39:49,380 | Graffiti that again and I'll have ya. Now, beat it. | Graffiti that again and I'll have ya. Now, beat it. |
621 | 00:39:56,144 | 00:39:57,509 | Ijust went down the shop. | Ijust went down the shop. |
622 | 00:39:58,187 | 00:40:01,520 | And I was thinking, you know, like, the whole world's changed. | And I was thinking, you know, like, the whole world's changed. |
623 | 00:40:01,858 | 00:40:03,974 | Aliens and spaceships all in public. | Aliens and spaceships all in public. |
624 | 00:40:06,321 | 00:40:07,481 | And here it is. | And here it is. |
625 | 00:40:08,489 | 00:40:10,696 | How can they do that? They saw it! | How can they do that? They saw it! |
626 | 00:40:10,992 | 00:40:13,699 | You're just not ready. You're happy to believe in something that's invisible, | You're just not ready. You're happy to believe in something that's invisible, |
627 | 00:40:13,828 | 00:40:16,490 | but if it's staring you in the face, "Nope, can't see it!" | but if it's staring you in the face, "Nope, can't see it!" |
628 | 00:40:17,540 | 00:40:20,202 | There's a scientific explanation for that. You're thick. | There's a scientific explanation for that. You're thick. |
629 | 00:40:22,670 | 00:40:24,661 | - We're just idiots. - Well, not all of you. | - We're just idiots. - Well, not all of you. |
630 | 00:40:26,090 | 00:40:27,125 | Yeah? | Yeah? |
631 | 00:40:27,842 | 00:40:29,002 | Present for you, Mickey. | Present for you, Mickey. |
632 | 00:40:29,093 | 00:40:30,424 | That's a virus. Put it online, | That's a virus. Put it online, |
633 | 00:40:30,511 | 00:40:32,376 | and it'll destroy every mention of me. | and it'll destroy every mention of me. |
634 | 00:40:32,472 | 00:40:33,712 | I'll cease to exist. | I'll cease to exist. |
635 | 00:40:34,390 | 00:40:36,221 | - What do you want to do that for? - 'Cause you're right. | - What do you want to do that for? - 'Cause you're right. |
636 | 00:40:36,517 | 00:40:39,224 | Iarn dangerous. I don't want anybody following me. | Iarn dangerous. I don't want anybody following me. |
637 | 00:40:40,939 | 00:40:43,021 | How can you say that, and then take her with you? | How can you say that, and then take her with you? |
638 | 00:40:44,233 | 00:40:46,599 | You could look after her. Come with us. | You could look after her. Come with us. |
639 | 00:40:47,654 | 00:40:48,734 | Ican't. | Ican't. |
640 | 00:40:49,614 | 00:40:51,104 | This life of yours... | This life of yours... |
641 | 00:40:52,116 | 00:40:54,198 | It'sjust too much. I couldn't do it. | It'sjust too much. I couldn't do it. |
642 | 00:40:56,120 | 00:40:57,701 | Don't tell her I said that. | Don't tell her I said that. |
643 | 00:40:58,039 | 00:41:01,327 | I'll get a properjob. I'll work weekends, I'll pass my test. | I'll get a properjob. I'll work weekends, I'll pass my test. |
644 | 00:41:01,417 | 00:41:03,282 | And ifjim comes round again, I'll say no. | And ifjim comes round again, I'll say no. |
645 | 00:41:03,378 | 00:41:05,790 | - I really will. - I'm not leaving 'cause of you. | - I really will. - I'm not leaving 'cause of you. |
646 | 00:41:05,880 | 00:41:08,087 | I'm travelling, that's all, and then I'll come back. | I'm travelling, that's all, and then I'll come back. |
647 | 00:41:08,174 | 00:41:09,664 | But it's not safe. | But it's not safe. |
648 | 00:41:09,759 | 00:41:13,877 | Mum. If you saw it out there, you'd never stay home. | Mum. If you saw it out there, you'd never stay home. |
649 | 00:41:16,849 | 00:41:18,055 | Got enough stuff? | Got enough stuff? |
650 | 00:41:18,393 | 00:41:21,305 | The first time I stepped in there, it was spur-of-the-moment. | The first time I stepped in there, it was spur-of-the-moment. |
651 | 00:41:22,188 | 00:41:25,180 | Now I'm signing up. You're stuck with me. | Now I'm signing up. You're stuck with me. |
652 | 00:41:27,735 | 00:41:29,726 | Come with us. There's plenty of room. | Come with us. There's plenty of room. |
653 | 00:41:30,405 | 00:41:33,021 | No chance. He's a liability, I'm not having him on board. | No chance. He's a liability, I'm not having him on board. |
654 | 00:41:33,366 | 00:41:34,731 | We'd be dead without him. | We'd be dead without him. |
655 | 00:41:35,034 | 00:41:36,490 | My decision is final. | My decision is final. |
656 | 00:41:38,663 | 00:41:39,823 | Sorry. | Sorry. |
657 | 00:41:44,002 | 00:41:45,037 | Good luck, yeah? | Good luck, yeah? |
658 | 00:41:45,128 | 00:41:48,495 | You still can't promise me. What if she gets lost? | You still can't promise me. What if she gets lost? |
659 | 00:41:48,631 | 00:41:50,667 | What if something happens to you, Doctor, and she's left | What if something happens to you, Doctor, and she's left |
660 | 00:41:50,758 | 00:41:53,875 | all alone, standing on some moon a million light years away? | all alone, standing on some moon a million light years away? |
661 | 00:41:54,095 | 00:41:55,585 | How long do I wait, then? | How long do I wait, then? |
662 | 00:41:55,930 | 00:41:59,422 | Mum, you're forgetting. It's a time machine. | Mum, you're forgetting. It's a time machine. |
663 | 00:41:59,517 | 00:42:02,475 | I could go travelling around suns and planets | I could go travelling around suns and planets |
664 | 00:42:02,562 | 00:42:04,427 | and all the way out to the edge of the universe, | and all the way out to the edge of the universe, |
665 | 00:42:04,522 | 00:42:06,183 | and by the time we get back, yeah, | and by the time we get back, yeah, |
666 | 00:42:06,274 | 00:42:09,562 | 10 seconds would have passed. Just 10 seconds. | 10 seconds would have passed. Just 10 seconds. |
667 | 00:42:10,445 | 00:42:12,060 | So stop worrying. | So stop worrying. |
668 | 00:42:12,488 | 00:42:15,195 | I'll see you in 10 seconds' time, yeah? | I'll see you in 10 seconds' time, yeah? |
669 | 00:42:59,827 | 00:43:01,283 | Ten seconds. | Ten seconds. |
670 | 00:43:22,975 | 00:43:25,637 | - It's a great, big museum. - An alien museum. | - It's a great, big museum. - An alien museum. |
671 | 00:43:25,728 | 00:43:26,763 | Someone's got a hobby. | Someone's got a hobby. |
672 | 00:43:26,854 | 00:43:29,470 | The cage contains my one living specimen. | The cage contains my one living specimen. |
673 | 00:43:29,774 | 00:43:32,015 | It must've fallen through time. The only survivor. | It must've fallen through time. The only survivor. |
674 | 00:43:32,110 | 00:43:33,475 | It's killing him. Do something! | It's killing him. Do something! |
675 | 00:43:33,569 | 00:43:36,276 | Iswear, no one on this base is safe. | Iswear, no one on this base is safe. |
676 | 00:43:36,364 | 00:43:37,604 | You've got to keep it in that cell. | You've got to keep it in that cell. |
677 | 00:43:37,698 | 00:43:39,939 | It can 't get out. That lock’s got a billion combinations... | It can 't get out. That lock’s got a billion combinations... |
678 | 00:43:41,119 | 00:43:42,655 | Civilians! Let 'em through! | Civilians! Let 'em through! |
679 | 00:43:42,912 | 00:43:45,824 | That thing downstairs is gonna kill every last one of us! | That thing downstairs is gonna kill every last one of us! |
680 | 00:43:45,957 | 00:43:47,743 | - Where's the nearest town? - Salt Lake City. | - Where's the nearest town? - Salt Lake City. |
681 | 00:43:47,834 | 00:43:49,040 | - Population? - One million. | - Population? - One million. |
682 | 00:43:49,127 | 00:43:50,116 | All dead. | All dead. |
683 | 00:43:50,211 | 00:43:51,451 | If you want orders, follow this one. | If you want orders, follow this one. |
684 | 00:43:51,546 | 00:43:52,877 | Why don't you just die? | Why don't you just die? |
685 | 00:43:52,964 | 00:43:54,875 | We're nearly there! Give us two seconds. | We're nearly there! Give us two seconds. |
686 | 00:43:54,966 | 00:43:57,082 | I've come to help. I'm The Doctor. | I've come to help. I'm The Doctor. |
687 | 00:43:57,176 | 00:43:58,632 | - Impossible. - Exterminatel | - Impossible. - Exterminatel |
687 | 00:43:57,176 | 00:43:58,632 | - Impossible. - Exterminatel | - Impossible. - Exterminatel |