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1 | 00:00:07,716 | 00:00:10,082 | There's a strange man in my bedroom. | There's a strange man in my bedroom. |
2 | 00:00:10,302 | 00:00:11,337 | No. | No. |
3 | 00:00:11,929 | 00:00:13,840 | - Mum? - I'm in town. | - Mum? - I'm in town. |
4 | 00:00:13,931 | 00:00:15,887 | Look, just go home! Just go home right now. | Look, just go home! Just go home right now. |
5 | 00:00:16,016 | 00:00:17,051 | Darling, you're breaking up. | Darling, you're breaking up. |
6 | 00:00:17,142 | 00:00:18,928 | Mum? | Mum? |
7 | 00:00:21,396 | 00:00:23,352 | Right, then! I'll be off. | Right, then! I'll be off. |
8 | 00:00:23,982 | 00:00:27,770 | Unless... I don't know. You could come with me. | Unless... I don't know. You could come with me. |
9 | 00:00:28,028 | 00:00:30,440 | - Is it always this dangerous? - Yeah. | - Is it always this dangerous? - Yeah. |
10 | 00:01:04,356 | 00:01:06,221 | How long have I been gone? | How long have I been gone? |
11 | 00:01:06,316 | 00:01:07,351 | About 12 hours. | About 12 hours. |
12 | 00:01:10,571 | 00:01:13,233 | 0h! Right, I won't be long. Ijust want to see my mum. | 0h! Right, I won't be long. Ijust want to see my mum. |
13 | 00:01:13,365 | 00:01:15,276 | - What're you gonna tell her? - I don't know. | - What're you gonna tell her? - I don't know. |
14 | 00:01:15,367 | 00:01:17,073 | I've been to the year five billion | I've been to the year five billion |
15 | 00:01:17,160 | 00:01:19,242 | and only been gone, what, 12 hours? | and only been gone, what, 12 hours? |
16 | 00:01:20,914 | 00:01:22,620 | No, I'lljust tell her I spent the night at Sharine's. | No, I'lljust tell her I spent the night at Sharine's. |
17 | 00:01:22,708 | 00:01:23,823 | See you later. | See you later. |
18 | 00:01:24,209 | 00:01:26,165 | 0h! Don't you disappear. | 0h! Don't you disappear. |
19 | 00:01:57,284 | 00:01:59,991 | I'm back! Sharine, she's all upset again. | I'm back! Sharine, she's all upset again. |
20 | 00:02:00,078 | 00:02:01,409 | Are you in? | Are you in? |
21 | 00:02:01,705 | 00:02:03,570 | So, what's been going on? How've you been? | So, what's been going on? How've you been? |
22 | 00:02:03,832 | 00:02:07,745 | What? What's that face for? It's not the first time I stayed out all night. | What? What's that face for? It's not the first time I stayed out all night. |
23 | 00:02:17,220 | 00:02:18,255 | It's you. | It's you. |
24 | 00:02:18,847 | 00:02:20,257 | Course it's me. | Course it's me. |
25 | 00:02:20,349 | 00:02:23,933 | Oh, my God, it's you. Oh, my God. | Oh, my God, it's you. Oh, my God. |
26 | 00:02:33,695 | 00:02:35,526 | It's not 12 hours, it's 12 months. | It's not 12 hours, it's 12 months. |
27 | 00:02:37,157 | 00:02:39,739 | You've been gone a whole year. Sorry! | You've been gone a whole year. Sorry! |
28 | 00:03:21,326 | 00:03:24,614 | The hours I sat here, days and weeks and months. | The hours I sat here, days and weeks and months. |
29 | 00:03:24,705 | 00:03:27,321 | All on my own! I thought you were dead. | All on my own! I thought you were dead. |
30 | 00:03:27,499 | 00:03:29,740 | And where were you? Tra yelling! | And where were you? Tra yelling! |
31 | 00:03:29,835 | 00:03:32,247 | What the hell does that mean, traveling? | What the hell does that mean, traveling? |
32 | 00:03:32,462 | 00:03:33,872 | That's no sort of answer! | That's no sort of answer! |
33 | 00:03:34,548 | 00:03:36,413 | You ask her, she won't tell me. | You ask her, she won't tell me. |
34 | 00:03:36,508 | 00:03:38,044 | That's all she says, "travelling". | That's all she says, "travelling". |
35 | 00:03:38,135 | 00:03:40,877 | - That's what I was doing. - Well, your passport's still in the drawer. | - That's what I was doing. - Well, your passport's still in the drawer. |
36 | 00:03:40,971 | 00:03:42,836 | It'sjust one lie after another! | It'sjust one lie after another! |
37 | 00:03:42,931 | 00:03:47,015 | I meant to phone, I really did. Ijust... Iforgot. | I meant to phone, I really did. Ijust... Iforgot. |
38 | 00:03:47,185 | 00:03:49,597 | What, fora year? You forgot tor a year? | What, fora year? You forgot tor a year? |
39 | 00:03:49,688 | 00:03:51,519 | And I'm left sitting here? | And I'm left sitting here? |
40 | 00:03:51,606 | 00:03:53,187 | Ijust don't believe you! | Ijust don't believe you! |
41 | 00:03:53,316 | 00:03:55,773 | Why won't you tell me where you've been? | Why won't you tell me where you've been? |
42 | 00:03:55,986 | 00:03:57,066 | Actually, it's my fault. | Actually, it's my fault. |
43 | 00:03:57,154 | 00:04:00,317 | I sort of employed Rose as my companion. | I sort of employed Rose as my companion. |
44 | 00:04:00,657 | 00:04:03,490 | When you say companion, is this a sexual relationship? | When you say companion, is this a sexual relationship? |
45 | 00:04:03,952 | 00:04:05,192 | fl | fl |
46 | 00:04:05,328 | 00:04:06,408 | Then what is it? | Then what is it? |
47 | 00:04:06,496 | 00:04:09,488 | Because you, you waltz in here, all charm and smiles, | Because you, you waltz in here, all charm and smiles, |
48 | 00:04:09,708 | 00:04:12,666 | and the next thing I know, she vanishes off the face of the Earth! | and the next thing I know, she vanishes off the face of the Earth! |
49 | 00:04:13,044 | 00:04:15,706 | How old are you, then, A0, 45? | How old are you, then, A0, 45? |
50 | 00:04:16,006 | 00:04:17,462 | What, did you find her on the Internet? | What, did you find her on the Internet? |
51 | 00:04:17,549 | 00:04:19,790 | Did you go online and pretend you're a doctor? | Did you go online and pretend you're a doctor? |
52 | 00:04:19,885 | 00:04:22,501 | - I am a doctor. - Prove it. Stitch this, mate. | - I am a doctor. - Prove it. Stitch this, mate. |
53 | 00:04:26,349 | 00:04:28,590 | Did you think about me at all? | Did you think about me at all? |
54 | 00:04:30,437 | 00:04:33,053 | I did, all the time, but... | I did, all the time, but... |
55 | 00:04:33,857 | 00:04:37,020 | One phone call. Just to know that you were alive. | One phone call. Just to know that you were alive. |
56 | 00:04:38,653 | 00:04:42,316 | I'm sorry, I really am. | I'm sorry, I really am. |
57 | 00:04:44,701 | 00:04:48,364 | But do you know what territies me is that you still can't say. | But do you know what territies me is that you still can't say. |
58 | 00:04:48,955 | 00:04:50,411 | What happened to you, Rose? | What happened to you, Rose? |
59 | 00:04:50,499 | 00:04:53,616 | What can be so bad that you can't tell me, sweetheart? | What can be so bad that you can't tell me, sweetheart? |
60 | 00:04:53,710 | 00:04:55,200 | Where were you? | Where were you? |
61 | 00:05:05,388 | 00:05:07,879 | I can't tell her. Ican't even begin. | I can't tell her. Ican't even begin. |
62 | 00:05:08,099 | 00:05:10,306 | She's never gonna forgive me. | She's never gonna forgive me. |
63 | 00:05:10,685 | 00:05:12,801 | And I missed a year. Was it good? | And I missed a year. Was it good? |
64 | 00:05:12,896 | 00:05:15,103 | - Middling. - You're so useless. | - Middling. - You're so useless. |
65 | 00:05:15,440 | 00:05:17,476 | Well, if it's this much trouble, are you gonna stay here now? | Well, if it's this much trouble, are you gonna stay here now? |
66 | 00:05:17,567 | 00:05:19,353 | I don't know. | I don't know. |
67 | 00:05:20,278 | 00:05:21,688 | Can't do that to her again, though. | Can't do that to her again, though. |
68 | 00:05:21,780 | 00:05:23,566 | Well, she's not coming with us. | Well, she's not coming with us. |
69 | 00:05:25,700 | 00:05:27,941 | - No chance! - I don't do families. | - No chance! - I don't do families. |
70 | 00:05:28,036 | 00:05:29,151 | She slapped you! | She slapped you! |
71 | 00:05:29,246 | 00:05:32,363 | 900 years of time and space, and I've never been slapped by someone's mother. | 900 years of time and space, and I've never been slapped by someone's mother. |
72 | 00:05:32,457 | 00:05:33,492 | Yourtace. | Yourtace. |
73 | 00:05:33,583 | 00:05:35,824 | - It hurt! - You're so gay! | - It hurt! - You're so gay! |
74 | 00:05:37,838 | 00:05:39,749 | When you say 900 years... | When you say 900 years... |
75 | 00:05:40,215 | 00:05:41,250 | That's my age. | That's my age. |
76 | 00:05:41,341 | 00:05:43,502 | - You're 900 years old. - Yeah. | - You're 900 years old. - Yeah. |
77 | 00:05:45,262 | 00:05:48,629 | My mum was right. That is one hell of an age gap. | My mum was right. That is one hell of an age gap. |
78 | 00:05:50,433 | 00:05:51,548 | Ugh! | Ugh! |
79 | 00:05:52,769 | 00:05:55,602 | Every conversation with you just goes mental. | Every conversation with you just goes mental. |
80 | 00:05:55,856 | 00:05:57,721 | There's no one else I can talk to. | There's no one else I can talk to. |
81 | 00:05:57,816 | 00:05:59,431 | I've seen all that stuff up there, | I've seen all that stuff up there, |
82 | 00:05:59,526 | 00:06:02,142 | the size of it, and I can't say a word. | the size of it, and I can't say a word. |
83 | 00:06:03,321 | 00:06:05,733 | Aliens and spaceships and things, | Aliens and spaceships and things, |
84 | 00:06:05,824 | 00:06:10,113 | and I'm the only person on planet Earth who knows they exist. | and I'm the only person on planet Earth who knows they exist. |
85 | 00:07:15,644 | 00:07:17,635 | 0h, that'sjust not fair. | 0h, that'sjust not fair. |
86 | 00:07:26,821 | 00:07:30,029 | All right, all right! Keep your hair on! It's not my fault, is it? | All right, all right! Keep your hair on! It's not my fault, is it? |
87 | 00:07:30,116 | 00:07:31,902 | I can't move anywhere! | I can't move anywhere! |
88 | 00:07:34,704 | 00:07:36,069 | Ah, just my luck. | Ah, just my luck. |
89 | 00:07:36,373 | 00:07:38,830 | Stay back, please. Back, thank you. | Stay back, please. Back, thank you. |
90 | 00:07:43,338 | 00:07:44,874 | It's blocked off. | It's blocked off. |
91 | 00:07:44,965 | 00:07:46,876 | We're miles from the centre. | We're miles from the centre. |
92 | 00:07:46,967 | 00:07:48,832 | The city must be gridlocked. | The city must be gridlocked. |
93 | 00:07:48,927 | 00:07:50,633 | The whole of London must be closing down. | The whole of London must be closing down. |
94 | 00:07:50,720 | 00:07:53,928 | I know, I can't believe I'm here to see this. This is fantastic. | I know, I can't believe I'm here to see this. This is fantastic. |
95 | 00:07:54,015 | 00:07:56,222 | - Did you know this was going to happen? - Nope! | - Did you know this was going to happen? - Nope! |
96 | 00:07:56,643 | 00:07:58,804 | - Do you recognise the ship? - Nope! | - Do you recognise the ship? - Nope! |
97 | 00:07:58,895 | 00:08:00,601 | - Do you know why it crashed? - Nope! | - Do you know why it crashed? - Nope! |
98 | 00:08:00,730 | 00:08:01,810 | Oh, I'm so glad I got you. | Oh, I'm so glad I got you. |
99 | 00:08:01,898 | 00:08:03,604 | I bet you are. This is what I travel for, Rose, | I bet you are. This is what I travel for, Rose, |
100 | 00:08:03,733 | 00:08:05,724 | to see history happening right in front of us. | to see history happening right in front of us. |
101 | 00:08:06,027 | 00:08:08,393 | Well, let's go and see it. | Well, let's go and see it. |
102 | 00:08:08,530 | 00:08:10,441 | Never mind the traffic. We've got the Tardis. | Never mind the traffic. We've got the Tardis. |
103 | 00:08:10,573 | 00:08:11,608 | Hmm, better not. | Hmm, better not. |
104 | 00:08:11,741 | 00:08:13,356 | They've already got one spaceship in the middle of London. | They've already got one spaceship in the middle of London. |
105 | 00:08:13,451 | 00:08:15,567 | And I don't wanna shove another one on top. | And I don't wanna shove another one on top. |
106 | 00:08:15,662 | 00:08:18,574 | Yeah, but yours looks like a big, blue box. No one's gonna notice. | Yeah, but yours looks like a big, blue box. No one's gonna notice. |
107 | 00:08:18,665 | 00:08:20,246 | You'd be surprised, an emergency like this. | You'd be surprised, an emergency like this. |
108 | 00:08:20,333 | 00:08:21,914 | There'll be all kinds of people watching. | There'll be all kinds of people watching. |
109 | 00:08:22,002 | 00:08:23,583 | Trust me, the Tardis stays where it is. | Trust me, the Tardis stays where it is. |
110 | 00:08:25,463 | 00:08:27,203 | So history's happening, and we're stuck here? | So history's happening, and we're stuck here? |
111 | 00:08:27,298 | 00:08:28,504 | Yes, we are. | Yes, we are. |
112 | 00:08:31,219 | 00:08:32,959 | We could do what everybody else does. | We could do what everybody else does. |
113 | 00:08:35,098 | 00:08:36,304 | We could watch it on TV. | We could watch it on TV. |
114 | 00:08:40,270 | 00:08:44,604 | Big Ben destroyed as a UFO crash-lands in central tono’on. | Big Ben destroyed as a UFO crash-lands in central tono’on. |
115 | 00:08:44,733 | 00:08:47,645 | Police reinforcements are drafted in from across the country | Police reinforcements are drafted in from across the country |
116 | 00:08:47,777 | 00:08:51,440 | to control widespread panic, looting and civil disturbance. | to control widespread panic, looting and civil disturbance. |
117 | 00:08:51,531 | 00:08:54,614 | A state of national emergency has been declared. | A state of national emergency has been declared. |
118 | 00:08:54,743 | 00:08:57,530 | Tom Hitchingson is at the scene. | Tom Hitchingson is at the scene. |
119 | 00:08:57,620 | 00:08:59,702 | The police urge the public not to panic. | The police urge the public not to panic. |
120 | 00:08:59,789 | 00:09:01,825 | Here's the helpline number on screen right now, | Here's the helpline number on screen right now, |
121 | 00:09:01,916 | 00:09:04,703 | if you 're worn'ed about friends or family. | if you 're worn'ed about friends or family. |
122 | 00:09:06,880 | 00:09:09,292 | The military are on the loo/ (out for more spaceships. | The military are on the loo/ (out for more spaceships. |
123 | 00:09:09,382 | 00:09:13,625 | Until then, all flights in North American airspace have been grounded. | Until then, all flights in North American airspace have been grounded. |
124 | 00:09:14,345 | 00:09:17,132 | The Army are sending divers into the wreck of the spaceship. | The Army are sending divers into the wreck of the spaceship. |
125 | 00:09:17,974 | 00:09:19,805 | No one knows what the y're going to find. | No one knows what the y're going to find. |
126 | 00:09:19,976 | 00:09:23,059 | The President will address the nation live from the White House, | The President will address the nation live from the White House, |
127 | 00:09:23,146 | 00:09:27,139 | but the Secretary General has asked that people watch the skies. | but the Secretary General has asked that people watch the skies. |
128 | 00:09:27,484 | 00:09:29,725 | - I've got no choice. - You've broken your mother's heart. | - I've got no choice. - You've broken your mother's heart. |
129 | 00:09:29,819 | 00:09:31,434 | - EitherI make him welcome... - She's sobbing in my arms. | - EitherI make him welcome... - She's sobbing in my arms. |
130 | 00:09:31,529 | 00:09:33,986 | - ...orI risk never seeing you again. - I cradled her like a child! | - ...orI risk never seeing you again. - I cradled her like a child! |
131 | 00:09:34,115 | 00:09:35,446 | 0i! I'm trying to listen! | 0i! I'm trying to listen! |
132 | 00:09:37,494 | 00:09:38,700 | News is just coming in. | News is just coming in. |
133 | 00:09:38,787 | 00:09:41,153 | And we can go to Tom at the Embankment | And we can go to Tom at the Embankment |
134 | 00:09:41,706 | 00:09:42,991 | They've found a body | They've found a body |
135 | 00:09:43,083 | 00:09:44,789 | It's unconfirmed, but I'm being told | It's unconfirmed, but I'm being told |
136 | 00:09:44,876 | 00:09:46,992 | that a body has been found in the wreckage, | that a body has been found in the wreckage, |
137 | 00:09:47,087 | 00:09:49,829 | a body of non-terrestrial origins. | a body of non-terrestrial origins. |
138 | 00:09:50,965 | 00:09:53,001 | It's being brought ashore. | It's being brought ashore. |
139 | 00:09:55,845 | 00:09:59,633 | A body of some sort has been found inside the wreckage of a spacecraft | A body of some sort has been found inside the wreckage of a spacecraft |
140 | 00:09:59,724 | 00:10:02,181 | Guess who asked me out? Billy Croot! | Guess who asked me out? Billy Croot! |
141 | 00:10:03,186 | 00:10:07,099 | Unconfirmed reports say the body is of extra-terrestrial origin. | Unconfirmed reports say the body is of extra-terrestrial origin. |
142 | 00:10:07,857 | 00:10:11,725 | An extraordinary event unfolding here live in Central london. | An extraordinary event unfolding here live in Central london. |
143 | 00:10:11,820 | 00:10:14,857 | The body is being transferred to a secure unit mortuary. | The body is being transferred to a secure unit mortuary. |
144 | 00:10:15,698 | 00:10:16,938 | The whereabouts as yet unknown. | The whereabouts as yet unknown. |
145 | 00:10:17,951 | 00:10:19,316 | The roads in Central... | The roads in Central... |
146 | 00:10:19,410 | 00:10:21,901 | And when you stuff your fins on, you can cover the whole lot | And when you stuff your fins on, you can cover the whole lot |
147 | 00:10:22,122 | 00:10:24,488 | with butter cream. Oh, look at that! | with butter cream. Oh, look at that! |
148 | 00:10:24,707 | 00:10:26,914 | Then ice it any colour you want. | Then ice it any colour you want. |
149 | 00:10:27,127 | 00:10:29,368 | And here's one I made a little bit earlier. And look at that! | And here's one I made a little bit earlier. And look at that! |
150 | 00:10:30,088 | 00:10:32,579 | Your very own spaceship, ready to eat. | Your very own spaceship, ready to eat. |
151 | 00:10:32,715 | 00:10:34,376 | And for something a little extra special... | And for something a little extra special... |
152 | 00:10:34,509 | 00:10:36,090 | Albion Hospital. | Albion Hospital. |
153 | 00:10:36,427 | 00:10:38,884 | We still don 't know if it's alive or dead. | We still don 't know if it's alive or dead. |
154 | 00:10:38,972 | 00:10:40,963 | Whitehall is denying everything. | Whitehall is denying everything. |
155 | 00:10:41,224 | 00:10:42,885 | But the body has been brought here. | But the body has been brought here. |
156 | 00:10:42,976 | 00:10:46,139 | Albion Hospital. With the roads closed off, it's the closest to the river. | Albion Hospital. With the roads closed off, it's the closest to the river. |
157 | 00:10:47,856 | 00:10:48,845 | Go on. | Go on. |
158 | 00:10:49,983 | 00:10:53,976 | I 'm being told that's General Asquith now entering the hospital. | I 'm being told that's General Asquith now entering the hospital. |
159 | 00:11:02,245 | 00:11:06,329 | The building's evacuated, patients moved out onto the streets. | The building's evacuated, patients moved out onto the streets. |
160 | 00:11:06,583 | 00:11:10,167 | The police still won't confirm the presence of an alien body | The police still won't confirm the presence of an alien body |
161 | 00:11:10,253 | 00:11:12,118 | contained inside those walls. | contained inside those walls. |
162 | 00:11:27,270 | 00:11:29,226 | Let's have a look, then. | Let's have a look, then. |
163 | 00:11:34,611 | 00:11:35,771 | Good God! | Good God! |
164 | 00:11:38,114 | 00:11:39,604 | And that's real? | And that's real? |
165 | 00:11:39,866 | 00:11:42,198 | It's not a hoax or a dummy, or... | It's not a hoax or a dummy, or... |
166 | 00:11:42,285 | 00:11:43,821 | I've x-rayed the skull. | I've x-rayed the skull. |
167 | 00:11:43,912 | 00:11:47,325 | It's wired up inside like nothing I've ever seen before. | It's wired up inside like nothing I've ever seen before. |
168 | 00:11:47,457 | 00:11:49,118 | No one could make this up. | No one could make this up. |
169 | 00:11:51,211 | 00:11:53,247 | We've got experts being flown in. | We've got experts being flown in. |
170 | 00:11:53,338 | 00:11:56,751 | Until they arrive, get that out of sight. | Until they arrive, get that out of sight. |
171 | 00:12:10,021 | 00:12:11,557 | Excuse me, sir. | Excuse me, sir. |
172 | 00:12:12,232 | 00:12:15,224 | I know it's a state of emergency and there's a lot of rumourflying around, | I know it's a state of emergency and there's a lot of rumourflying around, |
173 | 00:12:15,318 | 00:12:17,730 | but is it true what they're saying? | but is it true what they're saying? |
174 | 00:12:17,820 | 00:12:19,185 | About the Prime Minister? | About the Prime Minister? |
175 | 00:12:32,043 | 00:12:34,329 | Mystery still surrounds the whereabouts of the Prime Minister. | Mystery still surrounds the whereabouts of the Prime Minister. |
176 | 00:12:34,420 | 00:12:37,082 | He '5 not been seen since the emergency began. | He '5 not been seen since the emergency began. |
177 | 00:12:37,173 | 00:12:40,415 | The opposition are criticising his lack of leadership... | The opposition are criticising his lack of leadership... |
178 | 00:12:40,510 | 00:12:41,716 | Hold on. | Hold on. |
179 | 00:12:45,515 | 00:12:49,679 | 0h, that’s/oseph Green, MP for Hartley Dale. | 0h, that’s/oseph Green, MP for Hartley Dale. |
180 | 00:12:49,811 | 00:12:51,676 | He's chairman of the parliamentary commission | He's chairman of the parliamentary commission |
181 | 00:12:51,771 | 00:12:55,855 | on the monitoring of sugar standards in exported confectionery. | on the monitoring of sugar standards in exported confectionery. |
182 | 00:12:56,234 | 00:12:58,850 | With respect, hardly the most important person right now. | With respect, hardly the most important person right now. |
183 | 00:12:59,696 | 00:13:02,403 | Indra Ganesh, sir. Junior secretary with the MOD. | Indra Ganesh, sir. Junior secretary with the MOD. |
184 | 00:13:03,199 | 00:13:04,530 | I'll be your liaison. | I'll be your liaison. |
185 | 00:13:04,617 | 00:13:05,823 | Where the hell is he? | Where the hell is he? |
186 | 00:13:05,910 | 00:13:08,322 | If we could talk in private, sir? Follow me upstairs. | If we could talk in private, sir? Follow me upstairs. |
187 | 00:13:08,413 | 00:13:09,698 | Excuse me. | Excuse me. |
188 | 00:13:09,789 | 00:13:12,121 | HarrietJones. MP for Flydale North. | HarrietJones. MP for Flydale North. |
189 | 00:13:12,208 | 00:13:13,493 | I'm sorry. Can it wait? | I'm sorry. Can it wait? |
190 | 00:13:13,584 | 00:13:15,700 | But I did have an appointment at 3:1 5. | But I did have an appointment at 3:1 5. |
191 | 00:13:16,045 | 00:13:18,912 | Yes, and then a spaceship crashed in the middle of London. | Yes, and then a spaceship crashed in the middle of London. |
192 | 00:13:19,007 | 00:13:20,417 | Think the schedule might've changed. | Think the schedule might've changed. |
193 | 00:13:23,469 | 00:13:24,879 | You've heard about the alien body, sir? | You've heard about the alien body, sir? |
194 | 00:13:25,054 | 00:13:27,045 | Never mind that. Where is he? | Never mind that. Where is he? |
195 | 00:13:27,181 | 00:13:28,466 | Where's the Prime Minister? | Where's the Prime Minister? |
196 | 00:13:28,558 | 00:13:30,719 | No one knows, sir. He's disappeared. | No one knows, sir. He's disappeared. |
197 | 00:13:30,852 | 00:13:32,262 | I have to inform you that with the city gridlocked | I have to inform you that with the city gridlocked |
198 | 00:13:32,353 | 00:13:33,559 | and the cabinet stranded outside London, | and the cabinet stranded outside London, |
199 | 00:13:33,688 | 00:13:36,771 | that makes you acting Prime Ministerwith immediate effect. | that makes you acting Prime Ministerwith immediate effect. |
200 | 00:13:36,858 | 00:13:39,315 | Oh, Lord! Oh, hold on. | Oh, Lord! Oh, hold on. |
201 | 00:13:40,737 | 00:13:43,149 | Pardon me. It's a nervous stomach. | Pardon me. It's a nervous stomach. |
202 | 00:13:43,239 | 00:13:44,445 | Anyway. | Anyway. |
203 | 00:13:49,412 | 00:13:51,824 | Margaret Blaine, she's with M15. | Margaret Blaine, she's with M15. |
204 | 00:13:51,914 | 00:13:53,404 | There's no more information, sir. | There's no more information, sir. |
205 | 00:13:53,499 | 00:13:56,491 | I personally escorted the Prime Minister from the cabinet room to his car. | I personally escorted the Prime Minister from the cabinet room to his car. |
206 | 00:13:56,627 | 00:13:59,039 | This is Oliver Charles, transport liaison. | This is Oliver Charles, transport liaison. |
207 | 00:13:59,255 | 00:14:01,746 | The car's disappeared. There's no record of it, sir. | The car's disappeared. There's no record of it, sir. |
208 | 00:14:01,841 | 00:14:03,422 | It literally vanished. | It literally vanished. |
209 | 00:14:03,676 | 00:14:06,088 | Right. Inside. Tell me everything. | Right. Inside. Tell me everything. |
210 | 00:14:07,055 | 00:14:08,261 | Er, sir? | Er, sir? |
211 | 00:14:09,724 | 00:14:11,635 | The emergency protocols, | The emergency protocols, |
212 | 00:14:11,768 | 00:14:14,054 | detailing the actions to be taken bythe government of Great Britain | detailing the actions to be taken bythe government of Great Britain |
213 | 00:14:14,145 | 00:14:15,760 | in the event of an alien incursion. | in the event of an alien incursion. |
214 | 00:14:15,897 | 00:14:17,228 | Right. Good! | Right. Good! |
215 | 00:14:17,315 | 00:14:18,555 | Blimey! | Blimey! |
216 | 00:14:19,400 | 00:14:20,515 | Pardon me. | Pardon me. |
217 | 00:14:21,486 | 00:14:23,101 | Let's work, eh? | Let's work, eh? |
218 | 00:15:09,117 | 00:15:10,402 | And where do you think you're going? | And where do you think you're going? |
219 | 00:15:10,493 | 00:15:11,528 | Nowhere. | Nowhere. |
220 | 00:15:11,702 | 00:15:13,863 | It'sjust a bit human in there for me. | It'sjust a bit human in there for me. |
221 | 00:15:14,414 | 00:15:16,496 | Historyjust happened, and they're talking about where they can buy | Historyjust happened, and they're talking about where they can buy |
222 | 00:15:16,582 | 00:15:18,322 | dodgy top-up cards for half price. | dodgy top-up cards for half price. |
223 | 00:15:19,085 | 00:15:20,165 | I'm off on a wander, that's all. | I'm off on a wander, that's all. |
224 | 00:15:20,294 | 00:15:23,001 | Right. There's a spaceship on the Thames, and you'rejust wandering. | Right. There's a spaceship on the Thames, and you'rejust wandering. |
225 | 00:15:23,214 | 00:15:25,205 | Nothing to do with me. It's not an invasion. | Nothing to do with me. It's not an invasion. |
226 | 00:15:25,550 | 00:15:27,165 | That was a genuine crash-landing. | That was a genuine crash-landing. |
227 | 00:15:27,301 | 00:15:29,883 | Angle of descent, colour of smoke, everything. It was perfect. | Angle of descent, colour of smoke, everything. It was perfect. |
228 | 00:15:30,388 | 00:15:32,003 | - So? - So, maybe this is it! | - So? - So, maybe this is it! |
229 | 00:15:32,181 | 00:15:33,387 | First contact. | First contact. |
230 | 00:15:33,558 | 00:15:37,050 | The day mankind officially comes into contact with an alien race. | The day mankind officially comes into contact with an alien race. |
231 | 00:15:37,186 | 00:15:39,802 | I'm not interfering, 'cause you gotta handle this on your own. | I'm not interfering, 'cause you gotta handle this on your own. |
232 | 00:15:40,440 | 00:15:42,305 | That's when the human race finally grows up. | That's when the human race finally grows up. |
233 | 00:15:42,859 | 00:15:45,521 | Just this morning you were tiny and small and made of clay. | Just this morning you were tiny and small and made of clay. |
234 | 00:15:45,611 | 00:15:47,567 | Now you can expand! | Now you can expand! |
235 | 00:15:48,531 | 00:15:50,362 | You don't need me. Go and celebrate history. | You don't need me. Go and celebrate history. |
236 | 00:15:50,450 | 00:15:51,986 | Spend some time with your mum. | Spend some time with your mum. |
237 | 00:15:52,285 | 00:15:54,492 | Promise you won't disappear? | Promise you won't disappear? |
238 | 00:15:58,958 | 00:16:00,949 | Tell you what. Tardis key. | Tell you what. Tardis key. |
239 | 00:16:02,086 | 00:16:04,543 | About time you had one. See you later. | About time you had one. See you later. |
240 | 00:16:23,191 | 00:16:26,024 | 0i, gorgeous, come back and join the party! | 0i, gorgeous, come back and join the party! |
241 | 00:16:39,123 | 00:16:40,329 | Oh, my God! | Oh, my God! |
242 | 00:17:10,488 | 00:17:11,853 | 0i! Doctor! | 0i! Doctor! |
243 | 00:17:12,615 | 00:17:14,196 | Doctor! | Doctor! |
244 | 00:18:06,752 | 00:18:09,164 | I bet no one's brought you a coffee. | I bet no one's brought you a coffee. |
245 | 00:18:09,255 | 00:18:11,041 | - Thank you. - Pleasure. | - Thank you. - Pleasure. |
246 | 00:18:13,009 | 00:18:14,294 | You still can't go in. | You still can't go in. |
247 | 00:18:14,468 | 00:18:16,754 | Damn, you've seen through my cunning plan. | Damn, you've seen through my cunning plan. |
248 | 00:18:16,846 | 00:18:20,680 | Hmm. Look, I'm sorry, it's just impossible. | Hmm. Look, I'm sorry, it's just impossible. |
249 | 00:18:21,142 | 00:18:23,133 | Not even tortwo minutes? | Not even tortwo minutes? |
250 | 00:18:24,270 | 00:18:26,602 | I don't get many chances to walk these corridors, | I don't get many chances to walk these corridors, |
251 | 00:18:26,689 | 00:18:29,226 | I'm hardly one of the Babes, just a faithful backbencher. | I'm hardly one of the Babes, just a faithful backbencher. |
252 | 00:18:29,358 | 00:18:31,349 | And I know we've had a brave new world | And I know we've had a brave new world |
253 | 00:18:31,444 | 00:18:33,901 | land right on our doorstep, and that's wonderful. | land right on our doorstep, and that's wonderful. |
254 | 00:18:34,030 | 00:18:36,487 | [think that's probably wonderful. | [think that's probably wonderful. |
255 | 00:18:37,199 | 00:18:39,440 | Nevertheless, ordinary life keeps ticking away. | Nevertheless, ordinary life keeps ticking away. |
256 | 00:18:39,535 | 00:18:43,027 | I need to enterthis paper. | I need to enterthis paper. |
257 | 00:18:43,914 | 00:18:45,745 | 0h! Mr Green, sir. | 0h! Mr Green, sir. |
258 | 00:18:46,000 | 00:18:49,458 | I know you're busy, but could you put this on the next cabinet agenda? | I know you're busy, but could you put this on the next cabinet agenda? |
259 | 00:18:49,545 | 00:18:51,206 | - What is it? - Cottage hospitals. | - What is it? - Cottage hospitals. |
260 | 00:18:51,631 | 00:18:53,087 | I've worked out a system | I've worked out a system |
261 | 00:18:53,215 | 00:18:57,299 | whereby cottage hospitals do not have to be excluded from Centres of Excellence. | whereby cottage hospitals do not have to be excluded from Centres of Excellence. |
262 | 00:18:57,386 | 00:18:59,718 | You see, my mother's in the Flydale Infirmary, | You see, my mother's in the Flydale Infirmary, |
263 | 00:18:59,805 | 00:19:02,296 | that's my constituency, tiny little place, you wouldn't know it. | that's my constituency, tiny little place, you wouldn't know it. |
264 | 00:19:02,391 | 00:19:03,506 | But it's given me a chance to... | But it's given me a chance to... |
265 | 00:19:03,601 | 00:19:07,014 | By all the saints, get some perspective, woman! | By all the saints, get some perspective, woman! |
266 | 00:19:07,271 | 00:19:08,511 | I'm busy! | I'm busy! |
267 | 00:22:13,040 | 00:22:15,782 | Defence plan Delta! Come on, move! Move! | Defence plan Delta! Come on, move! Move! |
268 | 00:22:27,555 | 00:22:28,761 | It's alive. | It's alive. |
269 | 00:22:28,889 | 00:22:31,551 | Spread out, tell the perimeter it's a lockdown. | Spread out, tell the perimeter it's a lockdown. |
270 | 00:22:31,767 | 00:22:33,678 | Oh, my God, it's still alive! | Oh, my God, it's still alive! |
271 | 00:22:34,937 | 00:22:36,097 | Do it! | Do it! |
272 | 00:22:39,525 | 00:22:41,732 | Mick! Terry! Side rooms! Now! | Mick! Terry! Side rooms! Now! |
273 | 00:22:42,862 | 00:22:43,977 | Clear! | Clear! |
274 | 00:22:45,614 | 00:22:46,899 | Room clear! | Room clear! |
275 | 00:22:46,991 | 00:22:48,606 | - Keep it moving! - Clear! | - Keep it moving! - Clear! |
276 | 00:22:51,161 | 00:22:53,026 | I swear, it was dead. | I swear, it was dead. |
277 | 00:22:53,122 | 00:22:56,034 | Coma, shock, hibernation, anything. What does it look like? | Coma, shock, hibernation, anything. What does it look like? |
278 | 00:22:58,586 | 00:23:00,167 | It's still here. | It's still here. |
279 | 00:23:37,124 | 00:23:38,204 | Hello. | Hello. |
280 | 00:23:41,086 | 00:23:42,496 | Don't shoot! | Don't shoot! |
281 | 00:23:58,604 | 00:24:01,437 | What did you do that for? It was scared! | What did you do that for? It was scared! |
282 | 00:24:05,361 | 00:24:06,692 | It was scared! | It was scared! |
283 | 00:24:15,120 | 00:24:16,781 | I've got the White House phoning me direct | I've got the White House phoning me direct |
284 | 00:24:16,872 | 00:24:18,988 | because Downing Street won't answer their call! | because Downing Street won't answer their call! |
285 | 00:24:19,208 | 00:24:20,323 | This is outrageous. | This is outrageous. |
286 | 00:24:20,417 | 00:24:23,124 | We haven't even started the vaccination program. | We haven't even started the vaccination program. |
287 | 00:24:23,754 | 00:24:24,960 | This is appalling. | This is appalling. |
288 | 00:24:25,047 | 00:24:28,084 | The nations of the world are watching the United Kingdom. | The nations of the world are watching the United Kingdom. |
289 | 00:24:28,175 | 00:24:30,541 | Well, it has all been a bit of a shock. | Well, it has all been a bit of a shock. |
290 | 00:24:31,095 | 00:24:34,633 | This is the greatest crisis in modern history, and you've done nothing. | This is the greatest crisis in modern history, and you've done nothing. |
291 | 00:24:34,723 | 00:24:36,634 | Your behaviour has been shameful, sir. | Your behaviour has been shameful, sir. |
292 | 00:24:36,725 | 00:24:39,558 | You're supposed to be in charge. We need positive leadership. | You're supposed to be in charge. We need positive leadership. |
293 | 00:24:39,687 | 00:24:41,723 | The capital's ground to a halt. | The capital's ground to a halt. |
294 | 00:24:42,314 | 00:24:45,147 | Allthe more, we can only assume that the Prime Minister's disappearance | Allthe more, we can only assume that the Prime Minister's disappearance |
295 | 00:24:45,234 | 00:24:47,941 | is the direct result of hostile alien action. | is the direct result of hostile alien action. |
296 | 00:24:48,028 | 00:24:49,734 | And what've you been doing? Nothing! | And what've you been doing? Nothing! |
297 | 00:24:49,822 | 00:24:51,562 | Sorry! Sorry. | Sorry! Sorry. |
298 | 00:24:52,282 | 00:24:55,695 | Uh, Ithought Iwas Prime Minister now. | Uh, Ithought Iwas Prime Minister now. |
299 | 00:24:55,786 | 00:24:57,196 | Only by default! | Only by default! |
300 | 00:24:57,287 | 00:24:59,653 | 0h! That's not fair! | 0h! That's not fair! |
301 | 00:25:00,124 | 00:25:01,989 | I've been having such fun. | I've been having such fun. |
302 | 00:25:02,418 | 00:25:03,874 | You thinkthis is fun? | You thinkthis is fun? |
303 | 00:25:03,961 | 00:25:05,326 | It's a hoot, this job. | It's a hoot, this job. |
304 | 00:25:05,462 | 00:25:07,453 | Honestly, it's super! | Honestly, it's super! |
305 | 00:25:07,965 | 00:25:10,798 | Oh! Excuse me! | Oh! Excuse me! |
306 | 00:25:10,884 | 00:25:14,297 | 0h! | 0h! |
307 | 00:25:15,639 | 00:25:17,675 | What's going on here? | What's going on here? |
308 | 00:25:17,766 | 00:25:20,382 | And where's the rest of the cabinet? Why haven't they been airlifted in? | And where's the rest of the cabinet? Why haven't they been airlifted in? |
309 | 00:25:20,477 | 00:25:23,139 | I cancelled it. They'd only get in the way. | I cancelled it. They'd only get in the way. |
310 | 00:25:23,230 | 00:25:27,098 | Oops! There I go. | Oops! There I go. |
311 | 00:25:27,234 | 00:25:30,021 | 0h! | 0h! |
312 | 00:25:30,654 | 00:25:34,522 | I'm shaking my booty. | I'm shaking my booty. |
313 | 00:25:36,785 | 00:25:38,946 | Under section five of the emergency protocols, | Under section five of the emergency protocols, |
314 | 00:25:39,038 | 00:25:42,951 | it is my duty to relieve you of command. | it is my duty to relieve you of command. |
315 | 00:25:43,876 | 00:25:46,913 | And by God, I'll put this country under martial law ifI have to. | And by God, I'll put this country under martial law ifI have to. |
316 | 00:25:47,004 | 00:25:50,622 | Oh! I'm scared! | Oh! I'm scared! |
317 | 00:25:51,050 | 00:25:54,634 | I mean, that's hair-raising. | I mean, that's hair-raising. |
318 | 00:25:55,054 | 00:25:57,295 | I mean, literally. | I mean, literally. |
319 | 00:25:58,432 | 00:25:59,547 | Look! | Look! |
320 | 00:26:34,009 | 00:26:36,796 | Ijust assumed that's what aliens looked like. | Ijust assumed that's what aliens looked like. |
321 | 00:26:37,012 | 00:26:39,549 | But you're saying it's an ordinary pig, from Earth. | But you're saying it's an ordinary pig, from Earth. |
322 | 00:26:39,848 | 00:26:41,008 | More like a mermaid. | More like a mermaid. |
323 | 00:26:41,809 | 00:26:43,765 | Victorian showmen used to draw the crowds | Victorian showmen used to draw the crowds |
324 | 00:26:43,852 | 00:26:45,183 | by taking the skull of a cat, | by taking the skull of a cat, |
325 | 00:26:45,312 | 00:26:48,054 | gluing it to a fish and calling it a mermaid. | gluing it to a fish and calling it a mermaid. |
326 | 00:26:48,398 | 00:26:52,186 | Now someone's taken a pig, opened up its brain, stuck bits on, | Now someone's taken a pig, opened up its brain, stuck bits on, |
327 | 00:26:52,945 | 00:26:55,311 | then they've strapped it in that ship, made it dive-bomb. | then they've strapped it in that ship, made it dive-bomb. |
328 | 00:26:55,405 | 00:26:57,361 | It must've been terrified. | It must've been terrified. |
329 | 00:26:58,367 | 00:27:01,404 | They've taken this animal and turned it into a joke. | They've taken this animal and turned it into a joke. |
330 | 00:27:01,537 | 00:27:05,530 | So it's a fake, a pretend, like the mermaid. | So it's a fake, a pretend, like the mermaid. |
331 | 00:27:06,333 | 00:27:08,699 | But the technology augmenting its brain, | But the technology augmenting its brain, |
332 | 00:27:08,794 | 00:27:10,785 | it's like nothing on Earth. | it's like nothing on Earth. |
333 | 00:27:10,879 | 00:27:12,039 | It's alien. | It's alien. |
334 | 00:27:12,339 | 00:27:14,421 | Aliens are taking aliens. | Aliens are taking aliens. |
335 | 00:27:15,217 | 00:27:17,173 | Why would they do that? | Why would they do that? |
336 | 00:27:18,095 | 00:27:19,301 | Doctor? | Doctor? |
337 | 00:27:25,853 | 00:27:27,013 | Doctor? | Doctor? |
338 | 00:27:35,362 | 00:27:37,023 | Here's to the Martians! | Here's to the Martians! |
339 | 00:27:37,114 | 00:27:38,854 | The Martians! | The Martians! |
340 | 00:27:45,455 | 00:27:47,286 | Iwas gonna come and see you. | Iwas gonna come and see you. |
341 | 00:27:47,416 | 00:27:49,532 | Someone owes Mickey an apology. | Someone owes Mickey an apology. |
342 | 00:27:50,252 | 00:27:52,664 | - I'm sorry. - Not you. | - I'm sorry. - Not you. |
343 | 00:27:53,547 | 00:27:54,627 | Well, it's not my fault. | Well, it's not my fault. |
344 | 00:27:54,756 | 00:27:57,338 | Be fair, what was I supposed to think? | Be fair, what was I supposed to think? |
345 | 00:27:59,761 | 00:28:02,173 | You disappear, who do they turn to? Your boyfriend. | You disappear, who do they turn to? Your boyfriend. |
346 | 00:28:02,264 | 00:28:04,630 | Five times I was taken in for questioning. Five times. | Five times I was taken in for questioning. Five times. |
347 | 00:28:05,225 | 00:28:06,806 | No evidence. of course! There couldn't be, could there? | No evidence. of course! There couldn't be, could there? |
348 | 00:28:06,894 | 00:28:09,010 | And then I get her, your mother, | And then I get her, your mother, |
349 | 00:28:09,104 | 00:28:10,844 | whispering around the estate, pointing her finger, | whispering around the estate, pointing her finger, |
350 | 00:28:10,939 | 00:28:13,055 | stuff through my letter box, and all 'cause of you! | stuff through my letter box, and all 'cause of you! |
351 | 00:28:13,150 | 00:28:14,981 | Didn't think I'd be gone so long. | Didn't think I'd be gone so long. |
352 | 00:28:15,068 | 00:28:16,808 | And I waited for you, Rose! | And I waited for you, Rose! |
353 | 00:28:16,945 | 00:28:19,402 | Twelve months. Waited for you and the Doctor to come back! | Twelve months. Waited for you and the Doctor to come back! |
354 | 00:28:19,573 | 00:28:21,438 | Hold on! You knew about the Doctor? | Hold on! You knew about the Doctor? |
355 | 00:28:21,950 | 00:28:23,440 | Why didn't you tell me? | Why didn't you tell me? |
356 | 00:28:24,119 | 00:28:26,485 | Yeah, yeah. Why not, Rose? Huh? | Yeah, yeah. Why not, Rose? Huh? |
357 | 00:28:26,997 | 00:28:28,407 | How could Itell her where you went? | How could Itell her where you went? |
358 | 00:28:28,498 | 00:28:31,080 | - Tell me now. - I might as well, 'cause you're stuck here. | - Tell me now. - I might as well, 'cause you're stuck here. |
359 | 00:28:31,585 | 00:28:32,665 | The Doctor's gone! | The Doctor's gone! |
360 | 00:28:33,003 | 00:28:35,790 | Just now, that box thing just faded away. | Just now, that box thing just faded away. |
361 | 00:28:36,173 | 00:28:38,084 | - What do you mean? - He's left you! | - What do you mean? - He's left you! |
362 | 00:28:38,467 | 00:28:40,082 | Some boyfriend he turned out to be. | Some boyfriend he turned out to be. |
363 | 00:28:48,101 | 00:28:49,386 | He wouldn'tjust go. He promised me. | He wouldn'tjust go. He promised me. |
364 | 00:28:49,478 | 00:28:52,140 | 0h, he's dumped you, Rose! Sailed off into space. | 0h, he's dumped you, Rose! Sailed off into space. |
365 | 00:28:52,231 | 00:28:53,596 | How does it feel, huh? | How does it feel, huh? |
366 | 00:28:53,690 | 00:28:56,648 | Now, you are left behind with the rest of us Earthlings. | Now, you are left behind with the rest of us Earthlings. |
367 | 00:28:56,777 | 00:28:58,563 | - Get used to it. - He would've said. | - Get used to it. - He would've said. |
368 | 00:28:58,654 | 00:29:00,645 | What are you two chimps going on about? | What are you two chimps going on about? |
369 | 00:29:01,156 | 00:29:03,488 | What's going on? What's this Doctor done now? | What's going on? What's this Doctor done now? |
370 | 00:29:03,575 | 00:29:05,236 | He's vamoosed. | He's vamoosed. |
371 | 00:29:05,327 | 00:29:07,283 | He's not! 'Cause he gave me this. | He's not! 'Cause he gave me this. |
372 | 00:29:07,371 | 00:29:09,157 | He's not my boyfriend, Mickey. | He's not my boyfriend, Mickey. |
373 | 00:29:09,289 | 00:29:11,905 | He's better than that. He's much more important. | He's better than that. He's much more important. |
374 | 00:29:12,000 | 00:29:13,080 | And he... | And he... |
375 | 00:29:21,593 | 00:29:22,753 | What's that sound? | What's that sound? |
376 | 00:29:23,178 | 00:29:24,884 | Mum? Mum, go inside! | Mum? Mum, go inside! |
377 | 00:29:24,972 | 00:29:29,466 | Mum, don't stand there! Just go inside, just... Mum! 0h, blimey. | Mum, don't stand there! Just go inside, just... Mum! 0h, blimey. |
378 | 00:29:36,858 | 00:29:37,973 | Huh? | Huh? |
379 | 00:29:39,278 | 00:29:41,189 | How'd you do that, then? | How'd you do that, then? |
380 | 00:29:46,785 | 00:29:48,650 | All right, so I lied. Iwent and had a look. | All right, so I lied. Iwent and had a look. |
381 | 00:29:48,745 | 00:29:51,361 | But the whole crash landing's a fake. I thought so. Just too perfect. | But the whole crash landing's a fake. I thought so. Just too perfect. |
382 | 00:29:51,498 | 00:29:53,284 | I mean, hitting Big Ben? Come on. | I mean, hitting Big Ben? Come on. |
383 | 00:29:53,375 | 00:29:54,455 | So I thought, "Let's go and have a look..." | So I thought, "Let's go and have a look..." |
384 | 00:29:54,543 | 00:29:56,204 | My mum's here. | My mum's here. |
385 | 00:29:56,712 | 00:29:59,829 | Oh, that'sjust what I need. Don't you dare make this place domestic! | Oh, that'sjust what I need. Don't you dare make this place domestic! |
386 | 00:30:00,299 | 00:30:03,462 | You ruined my life, Doctor. They thought she was dead. | You ruined my life, Doctor. They thought she was dead. |
387 | 00:30:03,552 | 00:30:04,962 | Iwas a murder suspect because of you. | Iwas a murder suspect because of you. |
388 | 00:30:05,595 | 00:30:07,051 | See what I mean? Domestic! | See what I mean? Domestic! |
389 | 00:30:07,472 | 00:30:08,962 | I bet you don't even remember my name! | I bet you don't even remember my name! |
390 | 00:30:09,057 | 00:30:10,297 | - Ricky. - It's Mickey. | - Ricky. - It's Mickey. |
391 | 00:30:10,392 | 00:30:12,223 | - No, it's Ricky. - I think I know my own name. | - No, it's Ricky. - I think I know my own name. |
392 | 00:30:12,311 | 00:30:13,972 | You think you know your own name? How stupid are you? | You think you know your own name? How stupid are you? |
393 | 00:30:14,062 | 00:30:16,018 | Mum, don't! Don't go anywhere! | Mum, don't! Don't go anywhere! |
394 | 00:30:16,106 | 00:30:17,471 | Don't start a fig ht. | Don't start a fig ht. |
395 | 00:30:18,942 | 00:30:21,399 | Mum! It's not like that, he's not... | Mum! It's not like that, he's not... |
396 | 00:30:22,779 | 00:30:25,065 | I'll... I'll be up in a minute! Hold on! | I'll... I'll be up in a minute! Hold on! |
397 | 00:30:26,825 | 00:30:28,156 | That was a real spaceship? | That was a real spaceship? |
398 | 00:30:28,243 | 00:30:30,359 | - Yep! - So it was all a pack of lies. | - Yep! - So it was all a pack of lies. |
399 | 00:30:30,454 | 00:30:32,570 | What is it, then, that they're invading? | What is it, then, that they're invading? |
400 | 00:30:32,998 | 00:30:35,910 | Funny way to invade, putting the world on red alert. | Funny way to invade, putting the world on red alert. |
401 | 00:30:36,043 | 00:30:37,908 | Good point! So, what're they up to? | Good point! So, what're they up to? |
402 | 00:30:42,049 | 00:30:43,414 | As the crisis continues | As the crisis continues |
403 | 00:30:43,508 | 00:30:46,090 | and the government shows a remarkable lack of leadershrp, | and the government shows a remarkable lack of leadershrp, |
404 | 00:30:46,178 | 00:30:48,009 | paranoia sweeps the country. | paranoia sweeps the country. |
405 | 00:30:48,096 | 00:30:50,587 | There 've been at least three reports of public assaults | There 've been at least three reports of public assaults |
406 | 00:30:50,891 | 00:30:53,507 | on people possibly identified as aliens. | on people possibly identified as aliens. |
407 | 00:30:53,602 | 00:30:55,684 | Now back to Tom Hitchingson. | Now back to Tom Hitchingson. |
408 | 00:30:56,021 | 00:30:58,228 | Are there more ships to come? | Are there more ships to come? |
409 | 00:31:01,318 | 00:31:04,276 | The authorities are now asking, if anyone knows anything, | The authorities are now asking, if anyone knows anything, |
410 | 00:31:04,738 | 00:31:08,606 | if an y pre vious sighting has been made, then call this number. | if an y pre vious sighting has been made, then call this number. |
411 | 00:31:09,117 | 00:31:10,823 | We need your help. | We need your help. |
412 | 00:31:23,298 | 00:31:26,961 | Yes! I've seen one, I really have, an alien. And she's with him. | Yes! I've seen one, I really have, an alien. And she's with him. |
413 | 00:31:27,094 | 00:31:31,463 | My daughter, she's with him, and she's not safe. Oh, my God, she's not safe. | My daughter, she's with him, and she's not safe. Oh, my God, she's not safe. |
414 | 00:31:33,642 | 00:31:37,226 | I've seen an alien, and I know his name. He's called the Doctor. | I've seen an alien, and I know his name. He's called the Doctor. |
415 | 00:31:37,562 | 00:31:42,682 | It's a box, a blue box. She called it a Tardis. | It's a box, a blue box. She called it a Tardis. |
416 | 00:31:57,833 | 00:31:58,993 | So what you doing down there? | So what you doing down there? |
417 | 00:31:59,126 | 00:32:00,536 | - Ricky. - Mickey. | - Ricky. - Mickey. |
418 | 00:32:01,545 | 00:32:02,705 | Ricky. | Ricky. |
419 | 00:32:03,296 | 00:32:05,252 | If I was to tell you what I was doing to the controls | If I was to tell you what I was doing to the controls |
420 | 00:32:05,340 | 00:32:07,581 | of my frankly magnificent time ship, | of my frankly magnificent time ship, |
421 | 00:32:07,676 | 00:32:09,462 | would you even begin to understand? | would you even begin to understand? |
422 | 00:32:10,470 | 00:32:12,802 | - I suppose not... - Well, shut it, then. | - I suppose not... - Well, shut it, then. |
423 | 00:32:19,729 | 00:32:21,890 | - Some friend you've got. - He's winding you up. | - Some friend you've got. - He's winding you up. |
424 | 00:32:25,110 | 00:32:26,441 | Iam sorry. | Iam sorry. |
425 | 00:32:26,528 | 00:32:28,314 | - Okay. - I am, though. | - Okay. - I am, though. |
426 | 00:32:34,286 | 00:32:36,026 | Every day, I looked. | Every day, I looked. |
427 | 00:32:37,205 | 00:32:38,820 | On every street corner, wherever I went, | On every street corner, wherever I went, |
428 | 00:32:38,915 | 00:32:41,372 | looking for a blue box for a whole year. | looking for a blue box for a whole year. |
429 | 00:32:41,710 | 00:32:43,826 | It's only been a few days for me. | It's only been a few days for me. |
430 | 00:32:43,920 | 00:32:47,333 | Idon't know. It's hard to tell inside this thing. | Idon't know. It's hard to tell inside this thing. |
431 | 00:32:47,424 | 00:32:50,416 | ButI swear, it's just a few days since I left you. | ButI swear, it's just a few days since I left you. |
432 | 00:32:53,555 | 00:32:55,295 | Not enough time to miss me, then. | Not enough time to miss me, then. |
433 | 00:32:56,099 | 00:32:57,589 | Idid miss you. | Idid miss you. |
434 | 00:33:03,482 | 00:33:04,892 | I missed you. | I missed you. |
435 | 00:33:07,068 | 00:33:10,856 | So, um, in 12 months... | So, um, in 12 months... |
436 | 00:33:11,948 | 00:33:13,154 | Have you been seeing anyone else? | Have you been seeing anyone else? |
437 | 00:33:13,241 | 00:33:14,356 | Nope. | Nope. |
438 | 00:33:15,410 | 00:33:16,490 | Okay. | Okay. |
439 | 00:33:16,578 | 00:33:18,739 | Mainly 'cause everyone thinks I murdered you. | Mainly 'cause everyone thinks I murdered you. |
440 | 00:33:19,581 | 00:33:20,570 | Right. | Right. |
441 | 00:33:24,961 | 00:33:27,168 | So, now that you've come back, | So, now that you've come back, |
442 | 00:33:29,382 | 00:33:30,713 | are you gonna stay? | are you gonna stay? |
443 | 00:33:33,303 | 00:33:34,884 | Got it! Ha-ha! | Got it! Ha-ha! |
444 | 00:33:36,097 | 00:33:38,463 | Patched in the radar, looped it back 12 hours, | Patched in the radar, looped it back 12 hours, |
445 | 00:33:38,558 | 00:33:40,674 | so it'll follow the flight of that spaceship. Here we go. | so it'll follow the flight of that spaceship. Here we go. |
446 | 00:33:40,769 | 00:33:42,179 | Hold on. | Hold on. |
447 | 00:33:42,896 | 00:33:43,931 | Come on! | Come on! |
448 | 00:33:44,356 | 00:33:46,438 | That's the spaceship on its way to Earth. | That's the spaceship on its way to Earth. |
449 | 00:33:47,150 | 00:33:48,139 | See? | See? |
450 | 00:33:48,276 | 00:33:49,891 | Except... Hold on. | Except... Hold on. |
451 | 00:33:51,154 | 00:33:52,735 | See? The spaceship did a slingshot | See? The spaceship did a slingshot |
452 | 00:33:52,822 | 00:33:54,187 | round the Earth before it landed. | round the Earth before it landed. |
453 | 00:33:54,282 | 00:33:56,819 | - What does that mean? - Means it came from Earth in the first place. | - What does that mean? - Means it came from Earth in the first place. |
454 | 00:33:56,910 | 00:33:58,616 | It went up and came back down. | It went up and came back down. |
455 | 00:33:58,703 | 00:34:01,695 | Whoever those aliens are, they haven't just arrived. They've been here for a while. | Whoever those aliens are, they haven't just arrived. They've been here for a while. |
456 | 00:34:01,790 | 00:34:04,577 | Question is, what've they been doing? | Question is, what've they been doing? |
457 | 00:34:11,174 | 00:34:13,460 | What do you think? How's the compression? | What do you think? How's the compression? |
458 | 00:34:13,593 | 00:34:16,380 | Ithink I've got too much ballast round the middle. | Ithink I've got too much ballast round the middle. |
459 | 00:34:17,597 | 00:34:19,258 | Ooh, that's better! | Ooh, that's better! |
460 | 00:34:19,349 | 00:34:21,886 | We've really got to fix the gas exchange. It's getting ridiculous. | We've really got to fix the gas exchange. It's getting ridiculous. |
461 | 00:34:21,977 | 00:34:24,093 | I don't know. Seems very human to me. | I don't know. Seems very human to me. |
462 | 00:34:24,187 | 00:34:26,018 | Uh, better get rid of his skin! | Uh, better get rid of his skin! |
463 | 00:34:26,940 | 00:34:30,228 | Shame, I quite enjoyed being Oliver. | Shame, I quite enjoyed being Oliver. |
464 | 00:34:31,027 | 00:34:33,985 | He had a wife, a mistress and a young farmer. | He had a wife, a mistress and a young farmer. |
465 | 00:34:37,659 | 00:34:39,274 | God, I was busy. | God, I was busy. |
466 | 00:34:41,329 | 00:34:42,660 | Back to work! | Back to work! |
467 | 00:34:42,747 | 00:34:44,283 | I have an army to command! | I have an army to command! |
468 | 00:34:44,374 | 00:34:47,286 | Careful now. We're not there yet. | Careful now. We're not there yet. |
469 | 00:34:54,384 | 00:34:56,921 | GeneralAsquith! Sir, we've had a priority alarm. | GeneralAsquith! Sir, we've had a priority alarm. |
470 | 00:34:57,012 | 00:34:58,718 | It's Code Nine, confirmed Code Nine. | It's Code Nine, confirmed Code Nine. |
471 | 00:35:00,015 | 00:35:05,681 | Right. Good. Code Nine, huh? Which would mean? | Right. Good. Code Nine, huh? Which would mean? |
472 | 00:35:07,188 | 00:35:09,975 | In the event of the emergency protocols being activated, | In the event of the emergency protocols being activated, |
473 | 00:35:10,066 | 00:35:11,772 | we've got software which automatically searches | we've got software which automatically searches |
474 | 00:35:11,860 | 00:35:13,691 | all communications for keywords. | all communications for keywords. |
475 | 00:35:13,778 | 00:35:15,359 | And one of those words is "Doctor". | And one of those words is "Doctor". |
476 | 00:35:15,864 | 00:35:17,320 | Ithink we've found him, sir. | Ithink we've found him, sir. |
477 | 00:35:17,407 | 00:35:19,739 | What sort of doctor? Who is he? | What sort of doctor? Who is he? |
478 | 00:35:20,035 | 00:35:22,401 | Well, evidently, he's some sort of expert in extraterrestrial affairs. | Well, evidently, he's some sort of expert in extraterrestrial affairs. |
479 | 00:35:22,537 | 00:35:25,279 | The ultimate expert! And we need him, sir. | The ultimate expert! And we need him, sir. |
480 | 00:35:25,373 | 00:35:27,409 | We need him here right now. | We need him here right now. |
481 | 00:35:33,882 | 00:35:36,419 | - How many channels you get? - All the basic packages. | - How many channels you get? - All the basic packages. |
482 | 00:35:36,676 | 00:35:39,088 | - You get sports channels? - Yes, I get the football. | - You get sports channels? - Yes, I get the football. |
483 | 00:35:39,179 | 00:35:40,385 | Hold on. I know that lot. | Hold on. I know that lot. |
484 | 00:35:40,472 | 00:35:41,632 | ...but it’s looking likely | ...but it’s looking likely |
485 | 00:35:41,723 | 00:35:44,556 | that the go vernment's bringing in alien specialists, | that the go vernment's bringing in alien specialists, |
486 | 00:35:44,643 | 00:35:48,386 | those people who 've devoted their lives to studying outer space. | those people who 've devoted their lives to studying outer space. |
487 | 00:35:49,189 | 00:35:52,727 | UNIT! United Nations Intelligence Taskforce. Good people. | UNIT! United Nations Intelligence Taskforce. Good people. |
488 | 00:35:53,026 | 00:35:54,357 | How do you know them? | How do you know them? |
489 | 00:35:54,444 | 00:35:56,275 | 'Cause he's worked forthem. | 'Cause he's worked forthem. |
490 | 00:35:56,404 | 00:35:58,895 | Oh, yeah. Don't think Isat on my backside for 12 months, Doctor. | Oh, yeah. Don't think Isat on my backside for 12 months, Doctor. |
491 | 00:35:58,990 | 00:36:00,230 | I read up on you! | I read up on you! |
492 | 00:36:00,367 | 00:36:02,528 | You look deep enough on the Internet or in the history books, | You look deep enough on the Internet or in the history books, |
493 | 00:36:02,619 | 00:36:03,734 | and there's his name. | and there's his name. |
494 | 00:36:03,828 | 00:36:04,988 | Followed by a list of the dead. | Followed by a list of the dead. |
495 | 00:36:05,080 | 00:36:06,616 | That's nice. Good boy, Ricky. | That's nice. Good boy, Ricky. |
496 | 00:36:06,748 | 00:36:08,534 | If you knowthem, why don't you go and help? | If you knowthem, why don't you go and help? |
497 | 00:36:08,625 | 00:36:11,207 | They wouldn't recognise me. I've changed a lot since the old days. | They wouldn't recognise me. I've changed a lot since the old days. |
498 | 00:36:11,878 | 00:36:14,164 | Besides, the world's on a knife edge. | Besides, the world's on a knife edge. |
499 | 00:36:14,297 | 00:36:15,332 | There's aliens out there, | There's aliens out there, |
500 | 00:36:15,423 | 00:36:18,085 | and fake aliens wanna keep this alien out of the mix. | and fake aliens wanna keep this alien out of the mix. |
501 | 00:36:18,426 | 00:36:20,257 | I'm going undercover. | I'm going undercover. |
502 | 00:36:20,387 | 00:36:22,673 | And, uh, better keep the Tardis out of sight. Ricky! | And, uh, better keep the Tardis out of sight. Ricky! |
503 | 00:36:22,972 | 00:36:24,963 | You've got a car. You can do some driving. | You've got a car. You can do some driving. |
504 | 00:36:25,100 | 00:36:26,180 | Where to? | Where to? |
505 | 00:36:26,267 | 00:36:28,428 | The roads are clearing. Let's go and have a look at that spaceship. | The roads are clearing. Let's go and have a look at that spaceship. |
506 | 00:36:30,980 | 00:36:33,767 | Do not move! Step away from the box! | Do not move! Step away from the box! |
507 | 00:36:33,858 | 00:36:36,600 | Raise your hands above your head! | Raise your hands above your head! |
508 | 00:36:51,668 | 00:36:52,783 | Rose! | Rose! |
509 | 00:36:54,921 | 00:36:57,003 | Rose! Rose! | Rose! Rose! |
510 | 00:37:06,141 | 00:37:07,256 | Take me to your leader! | Take me to your leader! |
511 | 00:37:07,350 | 00:37:09,056 | My daughter! | My daughter! |
512 | 00:37:13,940 | 00:37:15,430 | This is a bit posh. | This is a bit posh. |
513 | 00:37:15,525 | 00:37:18,688 | IfI knew it was gonna be like this, being arrested, I would've done it years ago. | IfI knew it was gonna be like this, being arrested, I would've done it years ago. |
514 | 00:37:18,778 | 00:37:20,939 | We're not being arrested, we're being escorted. | We're not being arrested, we're being escorted. |
515 | 00:37:21,656 | 00:37:23,647 | - Where to? - Where do you think? | - Where to? - Where do you think? |
516 | 00:37:23,825 | 00:37:25,736 | Downing Street. | Downing Street. |
517 | 00:37:26,161 | 00:37:28,652 | - You're kidding! - I'm not! | - You're kidding! - I'm not! |
518 | 00:37:28,747 | 00:37:31,204 | - 10 Downing Street? - That's the one! | - 10 Downing Street? - That's the one! |
519 | 00:37:31,624 | 00:37:34,616 | Oh, my God! I'm going to 10 Downing Street? | Oh, my God! I'm going to 10 Downing Street? |
520 | 00:37:35,378 | 00:37:37,414 | - How come? - I hate to say it, but Mickey was right. | - How come? - I hate to say it, but Mickey was right. |
521 | 00:37:37,505 | 00:37:40,121 | Over the years, I've visited this planet a lot of times, and I've been, uh, | Over the years, I've visited this planet a lot of times, and I've been, uh, |
522 | 00:37:40,383 | 00:37:41,543 | noticed. | noticed. |
523 | 00:37:42,135 | 00:37:43,215 | Now they need you. | Now they need you. |
524 | 00:37:43,344 | 00:37:46,131 | Like it said on the news, they're gathering experts in alien knowledge. | Like it said on the news, they're gathering experts in alien knowledge. |
525 | 00:37:46,222 | 00:37:48,213 | And who's the biggest expert of the lot? | And who's the biggest expert of the lot? |
526 | 00:37:49,350 | 00:37:51,261 | - Patrick Moore? - Apartfrom him. | - Patrick Moore? - Apartfrom him. |
527 | 00:37:51,853 | 00:37:53,764 | Oh, don't you just love it. | Oh, don't you just love it. |
528 | 00:37:53,855 | 00:37:57,188 | Oh, I'm telling you, Lloyd George, oh, he used to drink me underthe table. | Oh, I'm telling you, Lloyd George, oh, he used to drink me underthe table. |
529 | 00:37:57,484 | 00:37:58,564 | Who's the Prime Minister now? | Who's the Prime Minister now? |
530 | 00:37:58,693 | 00:38:01,105 | How should I know? I missed a year. | How should I know? I missed a year. |
531 | 00:38:24,093 | 00:38:25,458 | Oh, my God! | Oh, my God! |
532 | 00:38:28,389 | 00:38:31,051 | So she's all right, then? She's not in any trouble? | So she's all right, then? She's not in any trouble? |
533 | 00:38:31,184 | 00:38:33,641 | All! can say is that your daughter and her companion | All! can say is that your daughter and her companion |
534 | 00:38:33,728 | 00:38:35,969 | might be in a position to help the country. | might be in a position to help the country. |
535 | 00:38:36,064 | 00:38:38,396 | We'll need to know how she made contact with this man, | We'll need to know how she made contact with this man, |
536 | 00:38:38,483 | 00:38:40,064 | if he isa man. | if he isa man. |
537 | 00:38:40,485 | 00:38:42,316 | Ooh! | Ooh! |
538 | 00:38:43,238 | 00:38:44,603 | Right, off you go, then. | Right, off you go, then. |
539 | 00:38:44,739 | 00:38:47,401 | I need to talk with Mrs Tyler on my own, thank you. | I need to talk with Mrs Tyler on my own, thank you. |
540 | 00:38:58,378 | 00:39:00,460 | HarrietJones, MP, Flydale North. | HarrietJones, MP, Flydale North. |
541 | 00:39:10,849 | 00:39:13,932 | Ladies and gentlemen, can we convene? Quick as we can, please. | Ladies and gentlemen, can we convene? Quick as we can, please. |
542 | 00:39:14,018 | 00:39:15,508 | It's this way on the right, and can I remind you | It's this way on the right, and can I remind you |
543 | 00:39:15,603 | 00:39:18,094 | ID cards are to be worn at alltimes. | ID cards are to be worn at alltimes. |
544 | 00:39:19,232 | 00:39:20,688 | Here's your ID card. | Here's your ID card. |
545 | 00:39:20,775 | 00:39:22,606 | I'm sorry. Your companion doesn't have clearance. | I'm sorry. Your companion doesn't have clearance. |
546 | 00:39:22,735 | 00:39:23,815 | Idon't go anywhere without her. | Idon't go anywhere without her. |
547 | 00:39:23,945 | 00:39:27,278 | You're the Code Nine, not her. I'm sorry, Doctor. | You're the Code Nine, not her. I'm sorry, Doctor. |
548 | 00:39:28,032 | 00:39:29,147 | It's, uh, Doctor, isn't it? | It's, uh, Doctor, isn't it? |
549 | 00:39:29,784 | 00:39:31,820 | - She'll have to stay outside. - She's staying with me. | - She'll have to stay outside. - She's staying with me. |
550 | 00:39:31,911 | 00:39:34,152 | Look, even I don't have clearance to go in there. | Look, even I don't have clearance to go in there. |
551 | 00:39:34,414 | 00:39:35,950 | I can't let her in and that's a fact. | I can't let her in and that's a fact. |
552 | 00:39:36,082 | 00:39:37,117 | That's all right. You go. | That's all right. You go. |
553 | 00:39:37,208 | 00:39:38,948 | Excuse me. Are you the Doctor? | Excuse me. Are you the Doctor? |
554 | 00:39:39,085 | 00:39:41,326 | - Sure? - Not now. We're busy. Can't you go home? | - Sure? - Not now. We're busy. Can't you go home? |
555 | 00:39:41,421 | 00:39:43,161 | Ijust need a word, in private! | Ijust need a word, in private! |
556 | 00:39:43,256 | 00:39:44,962 | You haven't got clearance. Now leave it! | You haven't got clearance. Now leave it! |
557 | 00:39:45,049 | 00:39:47,290 | I'm gonna have to leave you with security. | I'm gonna have to leave you with security. |
558 | 00:39:47,427 | 00:39:51,045 | It's all right, I'll look after her. Let me be of some use. | It's all right, I'll look after her. Let me be of some use. |
559 | 00:39:53,308 | 00:39:55,674 | Walk with me. Just keep walking. | Walk with me. Just keep walking. |
560 | 00:39:56,519 | 00:39:58,805 | That's right, don't look round. | That's right, don't look round. |
561 | 00:39:59,898 | 00:40:02,184 | HarrietJones. MP, Flydale North. | HarrietJones. MP, Flydale North. |
562 | 00:40:23,713 | 00:40:28,332 | This friend of yours, he's an expert, is that right? | This friend of yours, he's an expert, is that right? |
563 | 00:40:29,552 | 00:40:31,838 | He knows about aliens? | He knows about aliens? |
564 | 00:40:31,930 | 00:40:34,421 | Why do you wanna to know? | Why do you wanna to know? |
565 | 00:40:42,357 | 00:40:44,598 | Ladies and gentlemen, if I could have your attention, please. | Ladies and gentlemen, if I could have your attention, please. |
566 | 00:40:44,692 | 00:40:46,774 | As you can see from the summaries in front of you, | As you can see from the summaries in front of you, |
567 | 00:40:46,861 | 00:40:48,977 | the ship had one porcine pilot. | the ship had one porcine pilot. |
568 | 00:40:49,072 | 00:40:51,905 | Of course, the really interesting bit happened three days ago, see? | Of course, the really interesting bit happened three days ago, see? |
569 | 00:40:51,991 | 00:40:53,822 | Filed away under any other business, | Filed away under any other business, |
570 | 00:40:53,910 | 00:40:56,947 | the North Sea satellite detected a signal, | the North Sea satellite detected a signal, |
571 | 00:40:57,038 | 00:40:59,745 | a little blip of radiation at 100 fathoms. | a little blip of radiation at 100 fathoms. |
572 | 00:40:59,874 | 00:41:01,535 | Like there's something down there. | Like there's something down there. |
573 | 00:41:01,626 | 00:41:02,911 | You were just about to investigate, | You were just about to investigate, |
574 | 00:41:03,002 | 00:41:04,367 | and next thing you know, this happens. | and next thing you know, this happens. |
575 | 00:41:04,462 | 00:41:07,545 | Spaceships. Pigs. Massive diversion. From what? | Spaceships. Pigs. Massive diversion. From what? |
576 | 00:41:08,257 | 00:41:12,375 | They turn the body into a suit, a disguise forthe thing inside! | They turn the body into a suit, a disguise forthe thing inside! |
577 | 00:41:12,470 | 00:41:15,132 | It's all right, I believe you. | It's all right, I believe you. |
578 | 00:41:15,598 | 00:41:17,759 | It's... It's alien. | It's... It's alien. |
579 | 00:41:18,559 | 00:41:21,596 | They must have some serious technology behind this. | They must have some serious technology behind this. |
580 | 00:41:21,688 | 00:41:23,349 | If we could find it, | If we could find it, |
581 | 00:41:23,773 | 00:41:25,388 | we could use it. | we could use it. |
582 | 00:41:25,483 | 00:41:26,472 | Ooh! | Ooh! |
583 | 00:41:27,860 | 00:41:29,191 | Oh, my God. Is that... | Oh, my God. Is that... |
584 | 00:41:29,278 | 00:41:31,269 | Harriet, for God's sake! This has gone beyond ajoke. | Harriet, for God's sake! This has gone beyond ajoke. |
585 | 00:41:31,406 | 00:41:32,566 | You cannotjust wander... | You cannotjust wander... |
586 | 00:41:34,867 | 00:41:36,073 | Oh, my God. | Oh, my God. |
587 | 00:41:37,453 | 00:41:38,784 | That's the Prime Minister. | That's the Prime Minister. |
588 | 00:41:39,497 | 00:41:42,864 | If aliens take an alien crash and an alien pilot, what do they get? | If aliens take an alien crash and an alien pilot, what do they get? |
589 | 00:41:46,587 | 00:41:47,747 | Us. | Us. |
590 | 00:41:48,589 | 00:41:49,999 | They get us. | They get us. |
591 | 00:41:50,758 | 00:41:53,170 | It's not a diversion, it's a trap. | It's not a diversion, it's a trap. |
592 | 00:41:53,761 | 00:41:54,921 | 0h! | 0h! |
593 | 00:41:57,598 | 00:41:59,589 | Has someone been naughty? | Has someone been naughty? |
594 | 00:42:06,107 | 00:42:07,847 | It was bigger on the inside. | It was bigger on the inside. |
595 | 00:42:07,942 | 00:42:10,809 | I don't know. What do I know about spaceships? | I don't know. What do I know about spaceships? |
596 | 00:42:10,945 | 00:42:14,938 | That's what worries me. You see, this man is classified as trouble, | That's what worries me. You see, this man is classified as trouble, |
597 | 00:42:15,074 | 00:42:18,783 | which means that anyone associated with him is trouble. | which means that anyone associated with him is trouble. |
598 | 00:42:20,163 | 00:42:21,824 | And that's myjob. | And that's myjob. |
599 | 00:42:23,041 | 00:42:24,781 | Eliminating trouble. | Eliminating trouble. |
600 | 00:42:29,881 | 00:42:34,215 | But that's not possible. He left this afternoon. | But that's not possible. He left this afternoon. |
601 | 00:42:35,178 | 00:42:37,794 | The Prime Minister left Downing Street. He was driven away! | The Prime Minister left Downing Street. He was driven away! |
602 | 00:42:38,473 | 00:42:40,680 | And who told you that? | And who told you that? |
603 | 00:42:42,810 | 00:42:43,845 | Hmm? | Hmm? |
604 | 00:42:46,355 | 00:42:47,470 | Me! | Me! |
605 | 00:42:51,652 | 00:42:53,938 | This is all about us. Alien experts. | This is all about us. Alien experts. |
606 | 00:42:54,030 | 00:42:55,736 | The only people with the knowledge how to find them | The only people with the knowledge how to find them |
607 | 00:42:55,823 | 00:42:57,279 | gathered together in one room. | gathered together in one room. |
608 | 00:43:00,661 | 00:43:03,277 | Excuse me. Do you mind not farting while I'm saving the world? | Excuse me. Do you mind not farting while I'm saving the world? |
609 | 00:43:03,623 | 00:43:06,239 | Would you rather silent but deadly? | Would you rather silent but deadly? |
610 | 00:43:43,621 | 00:43:46,033 | Ah! | Ah! |
611 | 00:44:42,930 | 00:44:44,795 | We are the Slitheen. | We are the Slitheen. |
612 | 00:45:03,201 | 00:45:05,863 | Thank you all for wearing your ID cards. | Thank you all for wearing your ID cards. |
613 | 00:45:07,538 | 00:45:09,950 | They'll help to identify the bodies. | They'll help to identify the bodies. |
614 | 00:45:35,608 | 00:45:38,816 | Yesterday saw the start of a brave new world. | Yesterday saw the start of a brave new world. |
615 | 00:45:40,071 | 00:45:41,732 | Today might see it end. | Today might see it end. |
616 | 00:45:42,156 | 00:45:44,738 | Right! You want aliens, you've got them. They're inside Downing Street. | Right! You want aliens, you've got them. They're inside Downing Street. |
617 | 00:45:44,825 | 00:45:45,814 | Come on! | Come on! |
618 | 00:45:52,833 | 00:45:54,824 | Planet Earth is at war. | Planet Earth is at war. |
619 | 00:45:59,882 | 00:46:01,088 | Everybody run! | Everybody run! |
620 | 00:46:03,177 | 00:46:05,168 | I could save the world but lose you. | I could save the world but lose you. |
620 | 00:46:03,177 | 00:46:05,168 | I could save the world but lose you. | I could save the world but lose you. |