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1 00:00:04,463 00:00:05,498 Run. Run.
2 00:00:08,842 00:00:10,298 I'm the Doctor, by the way. What's your name? I'm the Doctor, by the way. What's your name?
3 00:00:10,427 00:00:13,089 - Rose. - Nice to meet you, Rose. Run for your life! - Rose. - Nice to meet you, Rose. Run for your life!
4 00:00:19,269 00:00:20,850 It's gonna follow us! It's gonna follow us!
5 00:00:20,938 00:00:23,304 The assembled hoards of Genghis Khan couldn't get through that door, The assembled hoards of Genghis Khan couldn't get through that door,
6 00:00:23,398 00:00:24,763 and believe me, they've tried. and believe me, they've tried.
7 00:00:24,858 00:00:27,065 - Are you alien? - Yes. - Are you alien? - Yes.
8 00:00:30,989 00:00:32,069 You could come with me. You could come with me.
9 00:00:32,157 00:00:34,398 - Is it always this dangerous? - Yeah. - Is it always this dangerous? - Yeah.
10 00:00:41,458 00:00:43,915 Right, Rose Tyler, you tell me, where do you wanna go? Right, Rose Tyler, you tell me, where do you wanna go?
11 00:00:44,002 00:00:48,291 Backwards or forwards in time? It's your choice. What's it gonna be? Backwards or forwards in time? It's your choice. What's it gonna be?
12 00:00:49,841 00:00:51,001 Forwards. Forwards.
13 00:00:55,806 00:00:58,593 - Howfar? - One hundred years. - Howfar? - One hundred years.
14 00:01:09,278 00:01:12,441 There you go! Step outside those doors, it's the 22nd century. There you go! Step outside those doors, it's the 22nd century.
15 00:01:12,614 00:01:14,150 - You're kidding. - That's a bit boring, though. - You're kidding. - That's a bit boring, though.
16 00:01:14,241 00:01:15,321 Do you wanna go further? Do you wanna go further?
17 00:01:15,492 00:01:16,652 Fine by me. Fine by me.
18 00:01:24,835 00:01:27,247 Ten thousand years in the future. Ten thousand years in the future.
19 00:01:27,337 00:01:31,671 Step outside, it's the year 12005. The new Roman Empire. Step outside, it's the year 12005. The new Roman Empire.
20 00:01:31,758 00:01:33,623 You think you're so impressive. You think you're so impressive.
21 00:01:33,719 00:01:35,880 - I am so impressive. - You wish! - I am so impressive. - You wish!
22 00:01:36,221 00:01:39,713 Right, then. You asked for it. I know exactly where to go. Right, then. You asked for it. I know exactly where to go.
23 00:01:43,228 00:01:44,434 Hold on! Hold on!
24 00:02:00,287 00:02:02,027 Where are we? Where are we?
25 00:02:04,583 00:02:06,323 What's out there? What's out there?
26 00:02:37,407 00:02:41,616 You lot... You spend all yourtime thinking about dying. You lot... You spend all yourtime thinking about dying.
27 00:02:41,703 00:02:46,413 How you're gonna get killed by eggs or beef or globalwarming or asteroids. How you're gonna get killed by eggs or beef or globalwarming or asteroids.
28 00:02:47,084 00:02:49,951 But you never take time to imagine the impossible. But you never take time to imagine the impossible.
29 00:02:50,045 00:02:51,785 That maybe you survived. That maybe you survived.
30 00:02:54,132 00:02:57,966 This is the year 5.5/Apple/26. This is the year 5.5/Apple/26.
31 00:02:58,053 00:03:00,135 Five billion years in your future. Five billion years in your future.
32 00:03:00,847 00:03:02,758 And this is the day... And this is the day...
33 00:03:02,974 00:03:04,384 Hold on... Hold on...
34 00:03:11,608 00:03:13,724 This is the day the sun expands. This is the day the sun expands.
35 00:03:15,654 00:03:18,020 Welcome to the end of the world. Welcome to the end of the world.
36 00:04:09,708 00:04:12,791 Shuttles five and six new doc/ring. Shuttles five and six new doc/ring.
37 00:04:13,879 00:04:15,870 Guests are reminded that Platform One Guests are reminded that Platform One
38 00:04:15,964 00:04:19,673 forbids the use of weapons, telepon‘ation and religion. forbids the use of weapons, telepon‘ation and religion.
39 00:04:20,677 00:04:23,669 Earth-death is scheduled for 75:39, Earth-death is scheduled for 75:39,
40 00:04:23,764 00:04:26,631 followed by drinks in the Manchester Suite. followed by drinks in the Manchester Suite.
41 00:04:27,392 00:04:30,225 So when it says "guests", does that mean people? So when it says "guests", does that mean people?
42 00:04:30,312 00:04:31,768 Depends what you mean by people. Depends what you mean by people.
43 00:04:31,855 00:04:34,722 - I mean people. What do you mean? - Aliens. - I mean people. What do you mean? - Aliens.
44 00:04:35,609 00:04:38,646 What are they doing on board this spaceship? What's it all for? What are they doing on board this spaceship? What's it all for?
45 00:04:38,737 00:04:41,820 It's not really a spaceship, more like an observation deck. It's not really a spaceship, more like an observation deck.
46 00:04:41,907 00:04:44,944 The great and the good are gathering to watch the planet burn. The great and the good are gathering to watch the planet burn.
47 00:04:45,035 00:04:46,650 - What for? - Fun! - What for? - Fun!
48 00:04:50,540 00:04:54,283 Mind you, when I say "the great and the good", whatI mean is the rich. Mind you, when I say "the great and the good", whatI mean is the rich.
49 00:04:54,377 00:04:59,087 But... Hold on, they did this once on Newsround Extra, the sun expanding, But... Hold on, they did this once on Newsround Extra, the sun expanding,
50 00:04:59,174 00:05:01,665 - that takes hundreds of years. - Millions. - that takes hundreds of years. - Millions.
51 00:05:01,760 00:05:03,796 But the planet's now the property of the NationalTrust. But the planet's now the property of the NationalTrust.
52 00:05:03,887 00:05:05,002 They've been keeping it preserved. They've been keeping it preserved.
53 00:05:05,096 00:05:08,930 See down there? Gravity satellites holding back the sun. See down there? Gravity satellites holding back the sun.
54 00:05:09,768 00:05:11,224 The planet looks the same as ever. The planet looks the same as ever.
55 00:05:11,311 00:05:13,518 Ithought the continent shifted and things. Ithought the continent shifted and things.
56 00:05:13,605 00:05:16,722 They did, and the Trust shifted 'em back! That's a classic Earth. They did, and the Trust shifted 'em back! That's a classic Earth.
57 00:05:16,817 00:05:19,900 But now the money's run out, nature takes over. But now the money's run out, nature takes over.
58 00:05:20,946 00:05:22,231 How long's it got? How long's it got?
59 00:05:23,198 00:05:25,689 About half an hour. Then the planet gets roasted. About half an hour. Then the planet gets roasted.
60 00:05:26,409 00:05:29,993 Is that why we're here? I mean, is that what you do? Is that why we're here? I mean, is that what you do?
61 00:05:30,080 00:05:32,492 Jump in at the last minute and save the Earth? Jump in at the last minute and save the Earth?
62 00:05:32,582 00:05:34,914 I'm not saving it. Time's up. I'm not saving it. Time's up.
63 00:05:35,418 00:05:39,002 - But what about the people? - It's empty. They've all gone. All left. - But what about the people? - It's empty. They've all gone. All left.
64 00:05:43,260 00:05:45,922 - Just me, then. - Who the hellare you? - Just me, then. - Who the hellare you?
65 00:05:46,054 00:05:49,046 - 0h, that's nice. Thanks. - But how did you get in? - 0h, that's nice. Thanks. - But how did you get in?
66 00:05:49,391 00:05:51,848 This is a maximum hospitality zone. This is a maximum hospitality zone.
67 00:05:51,935 00:05:54,597 The guests have disembarked! They're on their way any second... The guests have disembarked! They're on their way any second...
68 00:05:54,729 00:05:57,095 No! That's me. I'm a guest. Look, I've got an invitation. No! That's me. I'm a guest. Look, I've got an invitation.
69 00:05:57,232 00:05:59,268 Look, there you see? It's fine. You see? Look, there you see? It's fine. You see?
70 00:05:59,359 00:06:00,439 "The Doctor, plus one." "The Doctor, plus one."
71 00:06:00,527 00:06:03,018 I'm the Doctor, this is Rose Tyler, she's my "plus one". I'm the Doctor, this is Rose Tyler, she's my "plus one".
72 00:06:03,113 00:06:04,523 Is that all right? Is that all right?
73 00:06:04,614 00:06:06,445 Well, obviously. Well, obviously.
74 00:06:07,784 00:06:09,365 Apologies, et cetera. Apologies, et cetera.
75 00:06:09,452 00:06:12,194 If you're on board, we'd better start. If you're on board, we'd better start.
76 00:06:13,415 00:06:15,076 Enjoy. Enjoy.
77 00:06:16,293 00:06:19,626 The paper's slightly psychic. It shows them whatever I want them to see. The paper's slightly psychic. It shows them whatever I want them to see.
78 00:06:19,921 00:06:21,627 Saves a lot of time. Saves a lot of time.
79 00:06:21,756 00:06:23,792 - He's blue. - Yeah. - He's blue. - Yeah.
80 00:06:23,967 00:06:25,047 Okay. Okay.
81 00:06:25,135 00:06:28,878 We have in attendance, the Doctor and Rose Tyler! We have in attendance, the Doctor and Rose Tyler!
82 00:06:28,972 00:06:31,805 Thank you. All staff to their positions. Thank you. All staff to their positions.
83 00:06:33,643 00:06:36,931 Hurry now! Thank you! Quick as we can, come along, come along! Hurry now! Thank you! Quick as we can, come along, come along!
84 00:06:38,398 00:06:41,140 And now, mightI introduce the next honoured guest And now, mightI introduce the next honoured guest
85 00:06:41,276 00:06:45,895 representing the Forest of Cheem, we have trees. representing the Forest of Cheem, we have trees.
86 00:06:46,281 00:06:49,148 Namely Jabe, Lute and Coffa. Namely Jabe, Lute and Coffa.
87 00:06:49,242 00:06:53,155 There will be an exchange of gifts, representing peace. There will be an exchange of gifts, representing peace.
88 00:06:53,246 00:06:55,783 If you could keep the room circulating, thank you. If you could keep the room circulating, thank you.
89 00:06:56,166 00:07:02,162 Next, from the solicitorsJolco and Jolco, we have the Moxx of Balhoon. Next, from the solicitorsJolco and Jolco, we have the Moxx of Balhoon.
90 00:07:02,923 00:07:05,665 And next, from Financial Family Seven, And next, from Financial Family Seven,
91 00:07:05,800 00:07:08,758 we have the Adherents of the Repeated Meme. we have the Adherents of the Repeated Meme.
92 00:07:09,429 00:07:14,765 The inventors of hyposlip travel systems, the brothers Hop Pyleen! Thankyou. The inventors of hyposlip travel systems, the brothers Hop Pyleen! Thankyou.
93 00:07:14,851 00:07:16,341 Cal "Sparkplug"... Cal "Sparkplug"...
94 00:07:16,478 00:07:18,014 Mr and Mrs Pakoo. Mr and Mrs Pakoo.
95 00:07:18,146 00:07:21,183 The ambassadors from the City State of Binding Light... The ambassadors from the City State of Binding Light...
96 00:07:22,192 00:07:27,027 The gift of peace. I bring you a cutting of my grandfather. The gift of peace. I bring you a cutting of my grandfather.
97 00:07:28,615 00:07:32,278 Thank you. Yes, gifts, urn... Thank you. Yes, gifts, urn...
98 00:07:32,369 00:07:35,953 Igive you in return airfrom my lungs. Igive you in return airfrom my lungs.
99 00:07:39,960 00:07:41,791 How intimate. How intimate.
100 00:07:41,878 00:07:43,539 There's more where that came from. There's more where that came from.
101 00:07:44,547 00:07:45,878 I bet there is. I bet there is.
102 00:07:47,884 00:07:51,468 The sponsor of the main event, please welcome... The sponsor of the main event, please welcome...
103 00:07:51,554 00:07:53,215 the Face of Boe. the Face of Boe.
104 00:07:57,310 00:07:59,301 The Moxx of Balhoon. The Moxx of Balhoon.
105 00:07:59,396 00:08:02,559 My felicitations upon this historical happenstance. My felicitations upon this historical happenstance.
106 00:08:02,732 00:08:04,643 I bring you the gift of bodily salivas. I bring you the gift of bodily salivas.
107 00:08:06,695 00:08:07,980 Thank you very much. Thank you very much.
108 00:08:09,823 00:08:12,906 Ah! The Adherents of the Repeated Meme! Ah! The Adherents of the Repeated Meme!
109 00:08:12,993 00:08:15,075 I bring you airfrom my lungs. I bring you airfrom my lungs.
110 00:08:18,915 00:08:21,577 A gift of peace. In all good faith. A gift of peace. In all good faith.
111 00:08:21,835 00:08:25,578 And last but not least, our very special guest. And last but not least, our very special guest.
112 00:08:25,714 00:08:31,835 Ladies and gentlemen and trees and multiforms, consider the Earth, below. Ladies and gentlemen and trees and multiforms, consider the Earth, below.
113 00:08:32,429 00:08:36,718 In memory of this dying world, we call forth... In memory of this dying world, we call forth...
114 00:08:37,434 00:08:39,595 the last human. the last human.
115 00:08:40,520 00:08:44,729 The Lady Cassandra O'Brien Dot Delta Seventeen. The Lady Cassandra O'Brien Dot Delta Seventeen.
116 00:08:45,442 00:08:49,606 0h, now don't stare! I know, I know. It's shocking, isn't it? 0h, now don't stare! I know, I know. It's shocking, isn't it?
117 00:08:50,196 00:08:54,781 I've had my chin completely taken away and look at the difference! I've had my chin completely taken away and look at the difference!
118 00:08:54,909 00:08:59,699 Look how thinIam. Thin and dainty! Look how thinIam. Thin and dainty!
119 00:09:00,081 00:09:02,288 I don't look a day over 2,000. I don't look a day over 2,000.
120 00:09:03,460 00:09:05,746 Moisturise rne, moisturise me! Moisturise rne, moisturise me!
121 00:09:06,963 00:09:09,921 Truly, I am the last human. Truly, I am the last human.
122 00:09:10,467 00:09:15,052 My father was a Texan, my mother was from the Arctic desert. My father was a Texan, my mother was from the Arctic desert.
123 00:09:16,056 00:09:18,638 They were born on the Earth They were born on the Earth
124 00:09:18,767 00:09:22,430 and they were the last to be buried in its soil. and they were the last to be buried in its soil.
125 00:09:23,480 00:09:28,816 I have come to honourthem and say goodbye. I have come to honourthem and say goodbye.
126 00:09:30,153 00:09:32,769 Oh, no tears, no tears... Oh, no tears, no tears...
127 00:09:33,490 00:09:34,900 I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
128 00:09:37,077 00:09:40,490 But behold! I bring gifts! But behold! I bring gifts!
129 00:09:40,955 00:09:45,790 From Earth itself, the last remaining ostrich egg. From Earth itself, the last remaining ostrich egg.
130 00:09:46,586 00:09:50,170 Legend says, it had a wingspan of 50 feet! Legend says, it had a wingspan of 50 feet!
131 00:09:50,256 00:09:52,588 And blew fire from its nostrils. And blew fire from its nostrils.
132 00:09:53,093 00:09:54,754 Or was that my third husband? Or was that my third husband?
133 00:09:54,844 00:09:59,087 Oh, no, oh, don't laugh, I'll get laughter-lines. Oh, no, oh, don't laugh, I'll get laughter-lines.
134 00:09:59,182 00:10:01,264 No, stop! No, stop!
135 00:10:03,019 00:10:04,930 Mercy! Mercy!
136 00:10:05,355 00:10:08,347 And here! Another rarity. And here! Another rarity.
137 00:10:09,150 00:10:13,018 According to the archives, this was called an iPod. According to the archives, this was called an iPod.
138 00:10:13,154 00:10:17,363 It stores classical music from humanity's greatest composers. It stores classical music from humanity's greatest composers.
139 00:10:17,659 00:10:18,899 Play on! Play on!
140 00:10:29,295 00:10:31,456 The refreshments will now be served. The refreshments will now be served.
141 00:10:32,382 00:10:34,464 Earth-death in 30 minutes. Earth-death in 30 minutes.
142 00:10:34,551 00:10:40,217 I've got to run away I've got to run away
143 00:10:40,306 00:10:44,891 from the pain from the pain
144 00:10:44,978 00:10:48,470 into the heart of me into the heart of me
145 00:10:48,565 00:10:54,902 seems to go nowhere seems to go nowhere
146 00:10:58,575 00:11:02,488 I can 't sleep at night... # I can 't sleep at night... #
147 00:11:02,579 00:11:05,241 Doctor. Doctor.
148 00:11:05,331 00:11:06,741 Thank you. Thank you.
149 00:11:08,418 00:11:11,330 A gift of peace in all good faith. A gift of peace in all good faith.
150 00:11:11,421 00:11:14,333 No, you're very kind, but I'mjust the steward. No, you're very kind, but I'mjust the steward.
151 00:11:14,424 00:11:18,087 A gift of peace in all good faith. A gift of peace in all good faith.
152 00:11:18,219 00:11:21,427 Oh, yes. Thank you. of course. Oh, yes. Thank you. of course.
153 00:11:21,890 00:11:23,426 Identify species. Identify species.
154 00:11:25,935 00:11:28,051 Please identify species. Please identify species.
155 00:11:28,396 00:11:29,932 Now stop it! Now stop it!
156 00:11:30,023 00:11:32,765 Identify his race. Where's he from“.I Identify his race. Where's he from“.I
157 00:11:36,529 00:11:38,235 It's impossible. It's impossible.
158 00:12:08,269 00:12:11,056 Sorry, am I allowed to be in here? Sorry, am I allowed to be in here?
159 00:12:11,814 00:12:14,601 You have to give us permission to talk. You have to give us permission to talk.
160 00:12:16,319 00:12:17,980 Um... Um...
161 00:12:19,489 00:12:23,323 - You have permission. - Thank you. - You have permission. - Thank you.
162 00:12:24,118 00:12:26,609 And, no, you're not in the way. And, no, you're not in the way.
163 00:12:26,704 00:12:29,366 - Guests are allowed anywhere. - 0kay. - Guests are allowed anywhere. - 0kay.
164 00:12:34,170 00:12:36,832 - What's your name? - Raffalo. - What's your name? - Raffalo.
165 00:12:37,340 00:12:39,706 - Raffalo? - Yes, miss. - Raffalo? - Yes, miss.
166 00:12:40,927 00:12:44,169 Iwon't be long, I'vejust got to carry out some maintenance. Iwon't be long, I'vejust got to carry out some maintenance.
167 00:12:46,015 00:12:48,427 There's a tiny little glitch in the Face of Boe's suite. There's a tiny little glitch in the Face of Boe's suite.
168 00:12:48,726 00:12:50,967 There must be something blocking the system. There must be something blocking the system.
169 00:12:51,062 00:12:53,428 He's not getting any hot water. He's not getting any hot water.
170 00:12:54,274 00:12:57,516 - So, you're a plumber? - That's right, miss. - So, you're a plumber? - That's right, miss.
171 00:12:58,945 00:13:00,936 They still have plumbers? They still have plumbers?
172 00:13:01,030 00:13:02,941 I hope so, else I'm out of ajob! I hope so, else I'm out of ajob!
173 00:13:04,325 00:13:07,237 - Where are you from? - Crespallion. - Where are you from? - Crespallion.
174 00:13:09,122 00:13:11,408 That's a planet, is it? That's a planet, is it?
175 00:13:11,791 00:13:14,703 No, Crespallion's part of the Jaggit Brocade, No, Crespallion's part of the Jaggit Brocade,
176 00:13:14,794 00:13:17,831 affiliated to the ScarletJunction, Convex 56. affiliated to the ScarletJunction, Convex 56.
177 00:13:18,047 00:13:21,289 And where are you from, miss? If you don't mind me asking. And where are you from, miss? If you don't mind me asking.
178 00:13:21,426 00:13:23,587 No, not at all. Urn... No, not at all. Urn...
179 00:13:24,929 00:13:28,046 I don't know. A long way away. I don't know. A long way away.
180 00:13:29,642 00:13:32,805 Ijust sort of hitched a lift with this man... Ijust sort of hitched a lift with this man...
181 00:13:34,272 00:13:38,811 I didn't even think about it. Don't even know who he is. I didn't even think about it. Don't even know who he is.
182 00:13:41,362 00:13:43,444 He's a complete stranger. He's a complete stranger.
183 00:13:45,158 00:13:48,696 Anyway. don‘t let me keep you. Good luck with it! Anyway. don‘t let me keep you. Good luck with it!
184 00:13:49,120 00:13:54,114 Thank you, miss. And thank you for the permission. Thank you, miss. And thank you for the permission.
185 00:13:54,208 00:13:56,369 Not many people are that considerate. Not many people are that considerate.
186 00:13:56,461 00:13:58,292 Okay. See you later. Okay. See you later.
187 00:14:06,721 00:14:08,131 Now, then. Now, then.
188 00:14:08,222 00:14:11,885 Control, I'm atjunction 19. Ithink the problem's coming from in here. Control, I'm atjunction 19. Ithink the problem's coming from in here.
189 00:14:11,976 00:14:13,887 I'll go inside and have a look. I'll go inside and have a look.
190 00:14:15,188 00:14:18,305 What's that? Something in there? What's that? Something in there?
191 00:14:19,067 00:14:20,978 Ooh. Who are you, then? Ooh. Who are you, then?
192 00:14:21,402 00:14:22,562 Hold on! Hold on!
193 00:14:24,238 00:14:27,571 If you're an upgrade, Ijust need to register you, that's all. If you're an upgrade, Ijust need to register you, that's all.
194 00:14:27,658 00:14:29,114 Oh, come back. Oh, come back.
195 00:14:30,328 00:14:32,694 Ah, there you are. Ah, there you are.
196 00:14:33,122 00:14:35,534 Now, Ijust need to register your ident. Now, Ijust need to register your ident.
197 00:14:36,918 00:14:41,252 Aw, there's two of ya! Got yourself a little mate? Aw, there's two of ya! Got yourself a little mate?
198 00:14:43,466 00:14:46,253 Ithink I'd better report this to control. Ithink I'd better report this to control.
199 00:14:46,344 00:14:48,710 How many of you are there? How many of you are there?
200 00:14:50,098 00:14:51,508 What are you? What are you?
201 00:14:52,433 00:14:55,175 Oh, no! No! Oh, no! No!
202 00:15:07,365 00:15:09,321 What's that? What's that?
203 00:15:09,409 00:15:11,775 Well, how should I know? Well, how should I know?
204 00:15:14,288 00:15:18,531 Would the owner of the blue box in private gallery 15 Would the owner of the blue box in private gallery 15
205 00:15:18,626 00:15:21,083 please report to the steward '5 office immediately. please report to the steward '5 office immediately.
206 00:15:22,547 00:15:26,586 Guests are reminded that the use of teleportation de vices Guests are reminded that the use of teleportation de vices
207 00:15:26,676 00:15:32,216 is strictly prohibited under Peace Treaty 5.4/ (up/I 6. Thank you. is strictly prohibited under Peace Treaty 5.4/ (up/I 6. Thank you.
208 00:15:32,432 00:15:35,970 Earth-death in 25 minutes. Earth-death in 25 minutes.
209 00:15:36,060 00:15:39,052 Earth-death in 25 minutes. Earth-death in 25 minutes.
210 00:15:39,147 00:15:41,229 Oh, thanks. Oh, thanks.
211 00:15:47,738 00:15:48,978 Hello! Hello!
212 00:15:49,407 00:15:52,865 My name's Rose. That's a sort of plant. My name's Rose. That's a sort of plant.
213 00:15:54,078 00:15:55,909 We might be related. We might be related.
214 00:15:57,874 00:15:59,830 I'm talking to a twig. I'm talking to a twig.
215 00:16:11,262 00:16:14,971 Oi, now, carefulwith that, park it properly. No scratches. Oi, now, carefulwith that, park it properly. No scratches.
216 00:16:38,247 00:16:40,579 Rose, are you in there? Rose, are you in there?
217 00:16:42,877 00:16:44,208 Aye-aye! Aye-aye!
218 00:16:46,589 00:16:49,877 - What d'you think, then? - Great, yeah. Fine. - What d'you think, then? - Great, yeah. Fine.
219 00:16:49,967 00:16:52,879 Once you get past the slightly psychic paper. Once you get past the slightly psychic paper.
220 00:16:55,640 00:16:57,756 They're just so alien! They're just so alien!
221 00:16:59,852 00:17:02,389 The aliens are so alien. The aliens are so alien.
222 00:17:04,232 00:17:07,190 You look at 'em, and they're alien. You look at 'em, and they're alien.
223 00:17:07,401 00:17:09,767 Good thing I didn't take you to the deep south. Good thing I didn't take you to the deep south.
224 00:17:12,365 00:17:15,482 - Where are you from? - All over the place. - Where are you from? - All over the place.
225 00:17:16,786 00:17:19,448 - They all speak English. - No, youjust hear English. - They all speak English. - No, youjust hear English.
226 00:17:19,539 00:17:21,780 It's a gift of the Tardis. It's the telepathic field, It's a gift of the Tardis. It's the telepathic field,
227 00:17:21,874 00:17:23,990 gets inside your brain, translates. gets inside your brain, translates.
228 00:17:24,085 00:17:27,043 - It's inside my brain? - Well, in a good way. - It's inside my brain? - Well, in a good way.
229 00:17:27,672 00:17:29,788 Your machine gets inside my head? Your machine gets inside my head?
230 00:17:33,803 00:17:35,384 Ididn't think about it like that. Ididn't think about it like that.
231 00:17:35,471 00:17:38,884 No, you were too busy thinking up cheap shots about the deep south! No, you were too busy thinking up cheap shots about the deep south!
232 00:17:40,017 00:17:42,099 Who are you then, Doctor. Who are you then, Doctor.
233 00:17:42,895 00:17:45,056 What're you called? What sort of alien are you? What're you called? What sort of alien are you?
234 00:17:45,147 00:17:47,638 - I'm just a Doctor. - From what planet? - I'm just a Doctor. - From what planet?
235 00:17:47,733 00:17:49,519 Well, it's not as if you‘d know where it is. Well, it's not as if you‘d know where it is.
236 00:17:49,610 00:17:51,521 - Where're you from? - What does it matter? - Where're you from? - What does it matter?
237 00:17:51,612 00:17:53,443 - Tell me who you are! - This is who I am. - Tell me who you are! - This is who I am.
238 00:17:53,531 00:17:55,067 Right here, right now. All right? Right here, right now. All right?
239 00:17:55,157 00:17:57,899 All that counts is here and now, and this is me! All that counts is here and now, and this is me!
240 00:17:57,994 00:18:02,283 Yeah, and I'm here too 'cause you brought me here! Sojust tell me! Yeah, and I'm here too 'cause you brought me here! Sojust tell me!
241 00:18:10,756 00:18:13,919 Earth-death in 20 minutes. Earth-death in 20 minutes.
242 00:18:15,386 00:18:18,799 Earth-death in 20 minutes. Earth-death in 20 minutes.
243 00:18:26,397 00:18:27,853 All right. All right.
244 00:18:29,525 00:18:32,062 As my mate Shireen says, As my mate Shireen says,
245 00:18:32,153 00:18:35,020 "Don't argue with the designated driver." "Don't argue with the designated driver."
246 00:18:37,199 00:18:39,110 Can't exactly call for a taxi. Can't exactly call for a taxi.
247 00:18:40,328 00:18:41,864 There's no signal. There's no signal.
248 00:18:42,872 00:18:45,705 We're out of range. just a bit. We're out of range. just a bit.
249 00:18:47,877 00:18:51,165 Tell you what, with a little bit ofjiggery-pokery... Tell you what, with a little bit ofjiggery-pokery...
250 00:18:51,255 00:18:53,496 Is that a technical term, "Jiggerv-pokerv"? Is that a technical term, "Jiggerv-pokerv"?
251 00:18:53,591 00:18:55,877 Yeah, I came first in jiggery-pokery. What about you? Yeah, I came first in jiggery-pokery. What about you?
252 00:18:55,968 00:18:58,505 - No, I failed hullabaloo. - Aw. - No, I failed hullabaloo. - Aw.
253 00:19:01,390 00:19:02,755 There you go. There you go.
254 00:19:15,404 00:19:17,019 - Hello.7 - Mum? - Hello.7 - Mum?
255 00:19:17,114 00:19:20,481 Oh, what is it? What's wrong? What have I done now? Oh, what is it? What's wrong? What have I done now?
256 00:19:20,576 00:19:24,160 Ooh, this red top's falling to hits! You should get your money back. Ooh, this red top's falling to hits! You should get your money back.
257 00:19:24,246 00:19:26,111 Go on, there must be something. Go on, there must be something.
258 00:19:26,207 00:19:27,913 You never phone in the middle of the day. You never phone in the middle of the day.
259 00:19:28,000 00:19:30,286 What’s so funny? What’s so funny?
260 00:19:30,378 00:19:32,414 Nothing. You all right, though? Nothing. You all right, though?
261 00:19:32,505 00:19:34,086 Yeah, why wouldn't I be? Yeah, why wouldn't I be?
262 00:19:34,674 00:19:39,338 - What day is it? - Wednesday all day. You got a hangover? - What day is it? - Wednesday all day. You got a hangover?
263 00:19:39,428 00:19:42,044 0h, 1 tell you what, put a quid in that lottery syndicate. 0h, 1 tell you what, put a quid in that lottery syndicate.
264 00:19:42,139 00:19:43,549 I'll pay you baclr later. I'll pay you baclr later.
265 00:19:43,641 00:19:48,351 Yeah, um, I wasjust calling 'cause I might be late home. Yeah, um, I wasjust calling 'cause I might be late home.
266 00:19:48,729 00:19:49,935 Is there something wrong? Is there something wrong?
267 00:19:50,231 00:19:54,144 No, I'm fine. Top of the world! No, I'm fine. Top of the world!
268 00:19:59,156 00:20:02,694 If you think that's amazing, you wanna see the bill. If you think that's amazing, you wanna see the bill.
269 00:20:02,785 00:20:05,197 That was five billion years ago. That was five billion years ago.
270 00:20:06,205 00:20:07,615 So... So...
271 00:20:07,707 00:20:09,243 She's dead now. She's dead now.
272 00:20:11,460 00:20:14,452 Five billion years later, my mum's dead. Five billion years later, my mum's dead.
273 00:20:14,588 00:20:16,374 Bundle of laughs, you are. Bundle of laughs, you are.
274 00:20:21,679 00:20:23,761 That's not supposed to happen. That's not supposed to happen.
275 00:20:23,848 00:20:27,591 Well, what was it? I'm just getting green lights at this end. Well, what was it? I'm just getting green lights at this end.
276 00:20:27,685 00:20:29,971 Honoured guests may be reassured Honoured guests may be reassured
277 00:20:30,062 00:20:34,476 that gravity pockets may cause slight turbulence. Than/ring you. that gravity pockets may cause slight turbulence. Than/ring you.
278 00:20:34,567 00:20:37,434 The whole place shook! I felt it! The whole place shook! I felt it!
279 00:20:37,528 00:20:41,237 I've hosted all sorts of events on platforms one, three, six and fifteen I've hosted all sorts of events on platforms one, three, six and fifteen
280 00:20:41,323 00:20:43,530 and I've never felt the slightest tremor! and I've never felt the slightest tremor!
281 00:20:43,617 00:20:46,484 Iwarn you, if this lot decide to sue... Iwarn you, if this lot decide to sue...
282 00:20:46,579 00:20:48,365 I'm gonna scan the infrastructure. I'm gonna scan the infrastructure.
283 00:20:53,794 00:20:55,455 What's that? What's that?
284 00:20:56,547 00:20:59,459 Control, I don't want to worry you, but I'm picking up readings... Control, I don't want to worry you, but I'm picking up readings...
285 00:21:01,093 00:21:05,803 I have no idea! They're small. The scan says they're metal... I have no idea! They're small. The scan says they're metal...
286 00:21:05,890 00:21:08,381 I don't know what they look like! I don't know what they look like!
287 00:21:11,270 00:21:15,058 Although I imagine they might look rather like that. Although I imagine they might look rather like that.
288 00:21:18,360 00:21:22,854 You're not on the guest list. How did you get on board? You're not on the guest list. How did you get on board?
289 00:21:27,912 00:21:30,870 - No! No! - Sunfitterdeactivated. - No! No! - Sunfitterdeactivated.
290 00:21:31,123 00:21:33,159 Sunfilter descending. Sunfilter descending.
291 00:21:33,334 00:21:34,574 Sunfilter up! No, no, no! Sunfilter up! No, no, no!
292 00:21:34,710 00:21:37,417 External temperature 430 degrees. External temperature 430 degrees.
293 00:21:37,546 00:21:39,332 - Control! Respond! - 5unfilter descending. - Control! Respond! - 5unfilter descending.
294 00:21:39,423 00:21:41,755 - Sunfilter up! - 5unfilter descending. - Sunfilter up! - 5unfilter descending.
295 00:22:08,244 00:22:12,283 That wasn't a gravity pocket. I know gravity pockets, and they don't feel like that. That wasn't a gravity pocket. I know gravity pockets, and they don't feel like that.
296 00:22:12,748 00:22:14,363 What do you think, Jabe? What do you think, Jabe?
297 00:22:14,458 00:22:16,619 Listen to the engines, they're pitched up about 30 Hertz. Listen to the engines, they're pitched up about 30 Hertz.
298 00:22:16,752 00:22:18,333 Is that dodgy orwhat? Is that dodgy orwhat?
299 00:22:18,420 00:22:21,082 It's the sound of metal, that doesn't make any sense to me. It's the sound of metal, that doesn't make any sense to me.
300 00:22:21,841 00:22:24,833 - Where's the engine room? - I don't know. - Where's the engine room? - I don't know.
301 00:22:25,177 00:22:28,715 But the maintenance duct isjust behind our guests' suite, I could show you. But the maintenance duct isjust behind our guests' suite, I could show you.
302 00:22:28,806 00:22:31,138 And your wife. And your wife.
303 00:22:31,267 00:22:32,723 Oh, she's not my wife. Oh, she's not my wife.
304 00:22:32,810 00:22:34,471 - Partner? - No. - Partner? - No.
305 00:22:34,603 00:22:36,935 - Concubine? - Nope. - Concubine? - Nope.
306 00:22:37,022 00:22:38,102 Prostitute? Prostitute?
307 00:22:39,358 00:22:42,145 Whatever I am, it must be invisible! Do you mind? Whatever I am, it must be invisible! Do you mind?
308 00:22:42,778 00:22:44,985 Tell you what, you two go and pollinate. Tell you what, you two go and pollinate.
309 00:22:45,114 00:22:46,900 I'm gonna catch up with the Family. I'm gonna catch up with the Family.
310 00:22:46,991 00:22:48,856 Quick word with Michaeljackson. Quick word with Michaeljackson.
311 00:22:49,451 00:22:51,237 Don't start a fig ht. Don't start a fig ht.
312 00:22:51,328 00:22:53,034 I'm all yours. I'm all yours.
313 00:22:55,875 00:22:57,490 And I want you home by midnight! And I want you home by midnight!
314 00:22:59,044 00:23:04,334 Earth-death in 15 minutes. Earth-death in 75 minutes. Earth-death in 15 minutes. Earth-death in 75 minutes.
315 00:23:14,476 00:23:17,843 Who's in charge of Platform One? Has it got a captain orwhat? Who's in charge of Platform One? Has it got a captain orwhat?
316 00:23:17,980 00:23:20,221 There's just the steward and the staff. There's just the steward and the staff.
317 00:23:20,316 00:23:22,853 All the rest is controlled by the metal mind. All the rest is controlled by the metal mind.
318 00:23:22,985 00:23:25,442 You mean, the computer? Well, who controls that? You mean, the computer? Well, who controls that?
319 00:23:25,529 00:23:26,985 The Corporation. The Corporation.
320 00:23:27,072 00:23:30,860 They move Platform One from one artistic event to another. They move Platform One from one artistic event to another.
321 00:23:31,493 00:23:33,575 Well, there's no one from the Corporation on board. Well, there's no one from the Corporation on board.
322 00:23:33,662 00:23:37,530 They're not needed. This facility is purely automatic. They're not needed. This facility is purely automatic.
323 00:23:37,666 00:23:39,372 It's the height of the Alpha Class. It's the height of the Alpha Class.
324 00:23:39,501 00:23:41,958 - Nothing can go wrong. - Unsinkable? - Nothing can go wrong. - Unsinkable?
325 00:23:42,046 00:23:45,288 If you like. The nautical metaphor is appropriate. If you like. The nautical metaphor is appropriate.
326 00:23:45,382 00:23:47,498 You're telling me! I was on board another ship once. You're telling me! I was on board another ship once.
327 00:23:47,635 00:23:49,045 They said that was unsinkable. They said that was unsinkable.
328 00:23:49,178 00:23:52,716 I ended up clinging to an iceberg. It wasn't half cold. I ended up clinging to an iceberg. It wasn't half cold.
329 00:23:52,848 00:23:57,968 So, what you're saying is, if we get in trouble, there's no one to help us out? So, what you're saying is, if we get in trouble, there's no one to help us out?
330 00:23:58,062 00:24:00,553 - I'm afraid not. - Fantastic! - I'm afraid not. - Fantastic!
331 00:24:01,565 00:24:05,353 I don't understand. In what way is that fantastic? I don't understand. In what way is that fantastic?
332 00:24:11,075 00:24:14,988 Soon the sun will blossom into a red giant, Soon the sun will blossom into a red giant,
333 00:24:15,079 00:24:17,035 and my home will die. and my home will die.
334 00:24:17,164 00:24:20,702 That's where I used to live, when I was a little boy. Down there. That's where I used to live, when I was a little boy. Down there.
335 00:24:20,834 00:24:24,873 Mummy and Daddy had a house built into the side of the Los Angeles Crevasse. Mummy and Daddy had a house built into the side of the Los Angeles Crevasse.
336 00:24:25,005 00:24:27,337 I'd have such fun. I'd have such fun.
337 00:24:27,758 00:24:29,498 What happened to everyone else? What happened to everyone else?
338 00:24:29,593 00:24:31,709 The human race, where did it go? The human race, where did it go?
339 00:24:32,596 00:24:36,464 They say mankind has touched even] star in the sky. They say mankind has touched even] star in the sky.
340 00:24:36,558 00:24:38,389 So you're not the last human. So you're not the last human.
341 00:24:39,019 00:24:42,227 Iam the last pure human. Iam the last pure human.
342 00:24:43,023 00:24:45,264 The others mingled. The others mingled.
343 00:24:45,776 00:24:48,563 Oh, they call themselves New-humans and Proto-humans Oh, they call themselves New-humans and Proto-humans
344 00:24:48,696 00:24:50,732 and Digi-humans, even Human-ish! and Digi-humans, even Human-ish!
345 00:24:50,864 00:24:53,355 But do you know what I call them? But do you know what I call them?
346 00:24:53,450 00:24:54,781 Mongrels. Mongrels.
347 00:24:55,536 00:24:58,073 Right. And you stayed behind. Right. And you stayed behind.
348 00:24:58,539 00:25:01,030 - I kept myself pure. - Hmm. - I kept myself pure. - Hmm.
349 00:25:01,583 00:25:03,699 How many operations have you had? How many operations have you had?
350 00:25:04,044 00:25:09,038 708. Next week, it's 709. I'm having my blood bleached. 708. Next week, it's 709. I'm having my blood bleached.
351 00:25:10,592 00:25:12,457 Is that why you wanted a word? Is that why you wanted a word?
352 00:25:12,886 00:25:15,047 You could be flatter, Rose. You could be flatter, Rose.
353 00:25:15,139 00:25:18,256 You've got a little bit of a chin poking out. You've got a little bit of a chin poking out.
354 00:25:18,392 00:25:21,725 - I'd rather die. - Honestly, it doesn't hurt. - I'd rather die. - Honestly, it doesn't hurt.
355 00:25:22,229 00:25:24,345 I mean it. I would rather die. I mean it. I would rather die.
356 00:25:24,440 00:25:28,649 It's better to die than to live like you, a bitchy trampoline. It's better to die than to live like you, a bitchy trampoline.
357 00:25:28,777 00:25:31,268 Oh, well, what do you know? Oh, well, what do you know?
358 00:25:32,114 00:25:34,196 Iwas born on that planet! Iwas born on that planet!
359 00:25:34,283 00:25:36,695 And so was my mum and so was my dad. And so was my mum and so was my dad.
360 00:25:36,785 00:25:39,777 And that makes me, officially, the last human being in this room. And that makes me, officially, the last human being in this room.
361 00:25:39,913 00:25:41,778 'Cause you're not human. 'Cause you're not human.
362 00:25:41,957 00:25:45,996 You've had it all nipped and tucked and flattened till there's nothing left. You've had it all nipped and tucked and flattened till there's nothing left.
363 00:25:46,128 00:25:47,914 Anything human got chucked in the bin! Anything human got chucked in the bin!
364 00:25:48,005 00:25:51,338 You'rejust skin, Cassandra! Lipstick and skin. You'rejust skin, Cassandra! Lipstick and skin.
365 00:25:52,134 00:25:53,624 Nice talking. Nice talking.
366 00:26:01,643 00:26:06,558 So, tell me, Jabe, what's a tree like you doing in a place like this? So, tell me, Jabe, what's a tree like you doing in a place like this?
367 00:26:06,648 00:26:08,730 - Respect for the Earth. - Come on! - Respect for the Earth. - Come on!
368 00:26:08,817 00:26:11,149 Everyone on this platform is worth zillions! Everyone on this platform is worth zillions!
369 00:26:11,236 00:26:15,730 Well, perhaps it's a case of having to be seen at the right occasions. Well, perhaps it's a case of having to be seen at the right occasions.
370 00:26:15,824 00:26:17,655 In case your share prices drop? In case your share prices drop?
371 00:26:17,743 00:26:21,327 I know you lot. You've got massive forests everywhere, roots everywhere! I know you lot. You've got massive forests everywhere, roots everywhere!
372 00:26:21,413 00:26:23,495 And there's always money in land. And there's always money in land.
373 00:26:23,624 00:26:25,239 Allthe same. Allthe same.
374 00:26:25,334 00:26:27,916 We respect the Earth as family. We respect the Earth as family.
375 00:26:28,003 00:26:31,916 So many species evolved from that planet. Mankind is only one. So many species evolved from that planet. Mankind is only one.
376 00:26:32,007 00:26:33,417 I am another. I am another.
377 00:26:33,509 00:26:37,001 My ancestors were transplanted from the planet down below. My ancestors were transplanted from the planet down below.
378 00:26:37,096 00:26:40,259 And I'm a direct descendant of the tropical rainforest. And I'm a direct descendant of the tropical rainforest.
379 00:26:40,349 00:26:42,180 Excuse me. Excuse me.
380 00:26:44,937 00:26:47,144 And what about your ancestry, Doctor? And what about your ancestry, Doctor?
381 00:26:49,024 00:26:51,811 Perhaps you could tell a story ortwo. Perhaps you could tell a story ortwo.
382 00:26:53,529 00:26:58,694 Perhaps a man only enjoys trouble when there's nothing else left? Perhaps a man only enjoys trouble when there's nothing else left?
383 00:27:00,536 00:27:02,527 Iscanned you earlier. Iscanned you earlier.
384 00:27:03,956 00:27:06,948 The metal machine had trouble identifying your species. The metal machine had trouble identifying your species.
385 00:27:07,042 00:27:08,873 It refused to admit your existence. It refused to admit your existence.
386 00:27:09,294 00:27:12,627 And even when it named you, I wouldn't believe it. And even when it named you, I wouldn't believe it.
387 00:27:12,965 00:27:14,671 But it was right. But it was right.
388 00:27:15,884 00:27:18,125 I know where you're from! I know where you're from!
389 00:27:20,347 00:27:24,386 Forgive me for intruding, but it's remarkable that you even exist! Forgive me for intruding, but it's remarkable that you even exist!
390 00:27:26,019 00:27:28,055 Ijust want to say... Ijust want to say...
391 00:27:29,356 00:27:31,392 how sorry I am. how sorry I am.
392 00:28:02,848 00:28:05,214 Is it me, or is it a bit nippy? Is it me, or is it a bit nippy?
393 00:28:28,415 00:28:30,781 Fair dos, though, that's a great bit of air-conditioning. Fair dos, though, that's a great bit of air-conditioning.
394 00:28:30,876 00:28:32,537 Sort of nice and old fashioned. Sort of nice and old fashioned.
395 00:28:32,628 00:28:34,118 Bet they call it retro. Bet they call it retro.
396 00:28:36,089 00:28:37,625 Gotcha! Gotcha!
397 00:28:43,805 00:28:47,468 - What the hell is that? - Is it part of the "retro"? - What the hell is that? - Is it part of the "retro"?
398 00:28:47,601 00:28:49,808 Idon't think 50, hold on. Idon't think 50, hold on.
399 00:28:57,152 00:29:00,485 - Hey, nice liana! - Thank you. - Hey, nice liana! - Thank you.
400 00:29:00,572 00:29:02,233 Not supposed to show them in public. Not supposed to show them in public.
401 00:29:02,324 00:29:04,656 Don't worry, I won't tell anybody. Don't worry, I won't tell anybody.
402 00:29:04,743 00:29:07,530 Now, then, who's been bringing their pets on board? Now, then, who's been bringing their pets on board?
403 00:29:07,621 00:29:09,737 - What does it do? - Sabotage... - What does it do? - Sabotage...
404 00:29:09,831 00:29:12,243 Earth-death in 70 minutes... Earth-death in 70 minutes...
405 00:29:12,334 00:29:14,996 And the temperature's about to rocket. Come on. And the temperature's about to rocket. Come on.
406 00:29:16,964 00:29:19,376 The planet's end! The planet's end!
407 00:29:19,466 00:29:21,923 Come gather, come gather! Come gather, come gather!
408 00:29:22,010 00:29:25,628 Bid farewell to the cradle of civilisation. Bid farewell to the cradle of civilisation.
409 00:29:25,722 00:29:29,385 Let us mourn her with a traditional ballad. Let us mourn her with a traditional ballad.
410 00:29:36,358 00:29:39,942 I'm calling I'm calling
411 00:29:40,028 00:29:43,441 should weara warning should weara warning
412 00:29:43,532 00:29:46,569 I'm fallin'... # I'm fallin'... #
413 00:29:46,660 00:29:48,525 All right, hold on, get back! All right, hold on, get back!
414 00:29:51,790 00:29:55,703 Sunfilter rising. Sunfilter rising. Sunfilter rising. Sunfilter rising.
415 00:29:55,794 00:29:58,001 - Is the steward in there? - You can smell him. - Is the steward in there? - You can smell him.
416 00:29:59,339 00:30:02,331 Hold on. There's another sunfilter programed to descend. Hold on. There's another sunfilter programed to descend.
417 00:30:07,597 00:30:12,933 Spinning round and round Spinning round and round
418 00:30:15,022 00:30:20,107 Sunfilter descending. Sunfilter descending. Sunfilter descending. Sunfilter descending.
419 00:30:25,615 00:30:27,856 Sunfilter descending. Sunfilter descending.
420 00:30:27,951 00:30:30,818 - Let me out! Let me out! - Sunfilter descending. - Let me out! Let me out! - Sunfilter descending.
421 00:30:33,623 00:30:35,989 Let me out! Let me out! Let me out! Let me out! Let me out! Let me out!
422 00:30:36,084 00:30:40,999 Sunfilter descending. Sunfilter descending. Sunfilter descending. Sunfilter descending.
423 00:30:41,089 00:30:42,795 Anyone in there? Anyone in there?
424 00:30:42,883 00:30:45,920 - Let me out! - Oh, well, it would be you. - Let me out! - Oh, well, it would be you.
425 00:30:46,011 00:30:48,969 - Open the door! - Hold on, give us two ticks. - Open the door! - Hold on, give us two ticks.
426 00:30:49,181 00:30:54,392 Sunfilter descending. Sunfilter descending. Sunfilter descending. Sunfilter descending.
427 00:30:55,854 00:30:59,767 Sunfilter rising. Sunfilter rising. Sunfilter rising. Sunfilter rising.
428 00:31:01,443 00:31:06,107 Sunfilter rising. Sunfilter rising. .. Sunfilter rising. Sunfilter rising. ..
429 00:31:06,198 00:31:08,280 Sunfilter descending. Sunfilter descending.
430 00:31:08,867 00:31:11,449 It's just what I need. The computer's getting clever. It's just what I need. The computer's getting clever.
431 00:31:11,536 00:31:15,449 - Stop mucking about! - I'm not mucking about! It's fighting back. - Stop mucking about! - I'm not mucking about! It's fighting back.
432 00:31:15,582 00:31:17,197 - 5unfilter descending. - Open the door! - 5unfilter descending. - Open the door!
433 00:31:17,292 00:31:18,327 I know! I know!
434 00:31:18,418 00:31:22,252 - 5unfilter descending. - The lock's melted! - 5unfilter descending. - The lock's melted!
435 00:31:23,799 00:31:28,759 Sunfilter descending. Sunfilter descending. Sunfilter descending. Sunfilter descending.
436 00:31:32,391 00:31:36,134 Sunfilter rising. Sunfilter rising. Sunfilter rising. Sunfilter rising.
437 00:31:42,818 00:31:46,310 The opening'sjammed! I can't open the door. Stay there, don't move! The opening'sjammed! I can't open the door. Stay there, don't move!
438 00:31:46,405 00:31:48,316 Where am I gonna go? Ipswich? Where am I gonna go? Ipswich?
439 00:31:48,532 00:31:50,989 Earth-death in five minutes. Earth-death in five minutes.
440 00:31:53,286 00:31:55,698 The metal machine confirms... The metal machine confirms...
441 00:31:55,789 00:31:58,826 the spider devices have infiltrated the whole of Platform One. the spider devices have infiltrated the whole of Platform One.
442 00:32:00,252 00:32:03,415 How's that possible? Our private rooms are protected by a code-wall. How's that possible? Our private rooms are protected by a code-wall.
443 00:32:03,505 00:32:05,712 Moisturise me, moisturise rne. Moisturise me, moisturise rne.
444 00:32:05,841 00:32:07,706 Summon the steward! Summon the steward!
445 00:32:07,801 00:32:09,541 I'm afraid the steward is dead. I'm afraid the steward is dead.
446 00:32:14,307 00:32:15,843 Who killed him? Who killed him?
447 00:32:15,934 00:32:19,472 This whole event was sponsored by the Face of Boe! He invited us. This whole event was sponsored by the Face of Boe! He invited us.
448 00:32:19,563 00:32:21,474 Talk to the face! Talk to the face! Talk to the face! Talk to the face!
449 00:32:21,565 00:32:24,648 Easy way of finding out. Someone brought their little pet on board. Easy way of finding out. Someone brought their little pet on board.
450 00:32:25,152 00:32:26,517 Let's send him back to master. Let's send him back to master.
451 00:32:49,050 00:32:52,258 The Adherents of the Repeated Meme! j'accuse/ The Adherents of the Repeated Meme! j'accuse/
452 00:32:52,387 00:32:55,003 That's all very well and really kinda obvious. That's all very well and really kinda obvious.
453 00:32:55,098 00:32:57,214 But if you stop and think about it... But if you stop and think about it...
454 00:32:59,019 00:33:01,260 A Repeated Meme isjust an idea. A Repeated Meme isjust an idea.
455 00:33:01,521 00:33:03,807 And that's allthey are, an idea. And that's allthey are, an idea.
456 00:33:07,819 00:33:11,812 Remote-control droids. Nice little cover for the realtroublemaker. Remote-control droids. Nice little cover for the realtroublemaker.
457 00:33:12,282 00:33:14,398 Go on, Jimbo. Go home. Go on, Jimbo. Go home.
458 00:33:18,580 00:33:21,663 I bet you were the school swot and never got kissed. I bet you were the school swot and never got kissed.
459 00:33:21,875 00:33:23,206 At arms! At arms!
460 00:33:23,418 00:33:24,999 What you gonna do, moisturise me? What you gonna do, moisturise me?
461 00:33:25,128 00:33:26,459 With acid. With acid.
462 00:33:26,546 00:33:28,286 Oh, you're too late anyway. Oh, you're too late anyway.
463 00:33:28,840 00:33:31,502 My spiders have control of the main frame. My spiders have control of the main frame.
464 00:33:31,635 00:33:36,629 Oh, you all carried them as gifts, tax-free, past every code-wall. Oh, you all carried them as gifts, tax-free, past every code-wall.
465 00:33:37,974 00:33:39,760 I'm notjust a pretty face. I'm notjust a pretty face.
466 00:33:39,851 00:33:42,763 Sabotaging a ship while you're still inside it, how stupid is that? Sabotaging a ship while you're still inside it, how stupid is that?
467 00:33:42,938 00:33:45,896 I'd hoped to manufacture a hostage situation. I'd hoped to manufacture a hostage situation.
468 00:33:45,982 00:33:48,018 With myself as one of the victims. With myself as one of the victims.
469 00:33:51,780 00:33:54,396 Five billion years, and it still comes down to money. Five billion years, and it still comes down to money.
470 00:33:54,824 00:33:57,406 Do you think it's cheap, looking like this? Do you think it's cheap, looking like this?
471 00:33:57,494 00:33:59,985 Flatness costs a fortune! Flatness costs a fortune!
472 00:34:01,164 00:34:02,904 I am the last human, Doctor. I am the last human, Doctor.
473 00:34:03,750 00:34:07,709 Me, not that freaky little kid of yours. Me, not that freaky little kid of yours.
474 00:34:07,879 00:34:10,165 Arrest her! The infidel! Arrest her! The infidel!
475 00:34:10,257 00:34:14,546 Oh, shut it, pixie! I've still got my final option. Oh, shut it, pixie! I've still got my final option.
476 00:34:14,636 00:34:16,877 Earth-death in three minutes. Earth-death in three minutes.
477 00:34:16,972 00:34:21,261 And here it comes. You'rejust as useful dead, all of you. And here it comes. You'rejust as useful dead, all of you.
478 00:34:21,851 00:34:24,137 I have shares in your rival companies. I have shares in your rival companies.
479 00:34:24,229 00:34:26,436 And they'll triple in price as soon as your dead. And they'll triple in price as soon as your dead.
480 00:34:27,107 00:34:30,599 My spiders are primed and ready to destroy the safety systems. My spiders are primed and ready to destroy the safety systems.
481 00:34:30,944 00:34:33,606 How did that old Earth song go? How did that old Earth song go?
482 00:34:33,697 00:34:35,187 "Burn baby, burn." "Burn baby, burn."
483 00:34:35,282 00:34:36,863 Then you'll burn with us! Then you'll burn with us!
484 00:34:36,950 00:34:39,111 Oh, I'm so sorry! Oh, I'm so sorry!
485 00:34:39,452 00:34:44,196 I know the use of teleportation is strictly forbidden, but... I know the use of teleportation is strictly forbidden, but...
486 00:34:44,291 00:34:46,122 I'm such a naughty thing. I'm such a naughty thing.
487 00:34:46,793 00:34:48,749 Spiders, activate! Spiders, activate!
488 00:34:58,388 00:35:02,631 Force-fields gone, with the planet about to explode... Force-fields gone, with the planet about to explode...
489 00:35:02,726 00:35:04,341 At least it'll be quick. At least it'll be quick.
490 00:35:04,728 00:35:07,265 just like my fifth husband... just like my fifth husband...
491 00:35:07,355 00:35:11,223 Oh, shame on me! Bye-bye, darlings. Oh, shame on me! Bye-bye, darlings.
492 00:35:11,318 00:35:14,105 - Safety systems failing. - Bye-bye, my darlings! - Safety systems failing. - Bye-bye, my darlings!
493 00:35:14,738 00:35:17,150 Heat levels rising. Heat levels rising.
494 00:35:17,240 00:35:19,947 - Reset the computer! - Only the steward would know how. - Reset the computer! - Only the steward would know how.
495 00:35:20,035 00:35:21,866 No, we can do it by hand. No, we can do it by hand.
496 00:35:21,953 00:35:24,945 There must be a system restore switch. Jabe, come on! There must be a system restore switch. Jabe, come on!
497 00:35:25,040 00:35:26,530 You lot, just chill. You lot, just chill.
498 00:35:26,666 00:35:27,655 Heat levels rising. Heat levels rising.
499 00:35:32,339 00:35:37,129 Earth-death in two minutes. Earth-death in two minutes. Earth-death in two minutes. Earth-death in two minutes.
500 00:35:39,012 00:35:44,427 Heat levels critical. Heat levels critical. Heat levels critical. Heat levels critical.
501 00:35:47,646 00:35:50,058 Oh, and guess where the switch is. Oh, and guess where the switch is.
502 00:35:51,066 00:35:55,025 Heat levels rising. Heat levels rising. Heat levels rising. Heat levels rising.
503 00:36:04,954 00:36:09,288 External temperature 5, 000 degrees. External temperature 5, 000 degrees.
504 00:36:18,968 00:36:21,880 You can't, the heat's gonna vent through this place. You can't, the heat's gonna vent through this place.
505 00:36:21,971 00:36:24,178 - I know. - Jabe, you're made of wood. - I know. - Jabe, you're made of wood.
506 00:36:24,265 00:36:27,428 Then stop wasting time, Time Lord. Then stop wasting time, Time Lord.
507 00:36:30,730 00:36:34,814 Heat levels rising. Heat levels rising. Heat levels rising. Heat levels rising.
508 00:36:36,444 00:36:38,776 Heat levels hazardous. Heat levels hazardous.
509 00:36:38,863 00:36:42,526 - We're going to die! - Heat levels hazardous. - We're going to die! - Heat levels hazardous.
510 00:36:57,215 00:36:59,797 Shields malfunction. Shields malfunction.
511 00:37:01,010 00:37:03,422 Shields malfunction. Shields malfunction.
512 00:37:04,806 00:37:08,298 Shields malfunction. Shields malfunction.
513 00:37:08,393 00:37:11,226 Shields malfunction. Shields malfunction.
514 00:37:16,818 00:37:22,609 Heat levels critical. Heat levels critical. Heat levels critical. Heat levels critical.
515 00:37:35,336 00:37:40,046 Heat levels rising. Heat levels rising. Heat levels rising. Heat levels rising.
516 00:38:07,619 00:38:09,610 Planet explodes in... Planet explodes in...
517 00:38:10,538 00:38:12,199 ten, ten,
518 00:38:12,832 00:38:14,413 nine, nine,
519 00:38:16,044 00:38:17,750 eight, eight,
520 00:38:19,881 00:38:21,417 seven, seven,
521 00:38:23,301 00:38:24,791 six, six,
522 00:38:27,180 00:38:28,636 five, five,
523 00:38:30,433 00:38:31,923 four... four...
524 00:38:35,522 00:38:36,807 Raise shields! Raise shields!
525 00:38:37,774 00:38:39,014 ".0179. ".0179.
526 00:38:55,542 00:39:00,002 Exoglass repair. Exoglass repair. Exoglass repair. Exoglass repair.
527 00:39:04,175 00:39:08,839 Exoglass repair. Exoglass repair. Exoglass repair. Exoglass repair.
528 00:39:55,018 00:39:57,054 - You all right? - Yeah, I'm fine. - You all right? - Yeah, I'm fine.
529 00:39:57,145 00:39:59,557 I'm full of ideas. I'm bristling with 'em! I'm full of ideas. I'm bristling with 'em!
530 00:39:59,647 00:40:03,105 Idea number one, teleportation through 5,000 degrees Idea number one, teleportation through 5,000 degrees
531 00:40:03,192 00:40:05,023 needs some kind of feed. needs some kind of feed.
532 00:40:05,111 00:40:08,695 Idea numbertwo. This feed must be hidden nearby. Idea numbertwo. This feed must be hidden nearby.
533 00:40:12,452 00:40:13,612 Idea number three. Idea number three.
534 00:40:13,703 00:40:18,072 If you're as clever as me, then a teleportation-feed can be reversed. If you're as clever as me, then a teleportation-feed can be reversed.
535 00:40:19,542 00:40:24,161 Oh, you should've seen their little alien faces... Oh, you should've seen their little alien faces...
536 00:40:26,382 00:40:28,748 - 0h. - The last human. - 0h. - The last human.
537 00:40:28,843 00:40:31,880 So, you passed my little test. Bravo! So, you passed my little test. Bravo!
538 00:40:31,971 00:40:35,134 This makes you eligible tojoin the... the Human Club. This makes you eligible tojoin the... the Human Club.
539 00:40:35,224 00:40:38,057 People have died Cassandra, you murdered them. People have died Cassandra, you murdered them.
540 00:40:38,144 00:40:40,305 It depends on your definition of people! It depends on your definition of people!
541 00:40:40,396 00:40:44,264 And that's enough of a technicality to keep your lawyers dizzy for centuries! And that's enough of a technicality to keep your lawyers dizzy for centuries!
542 00:40:44,359 00:40:49,319 Take me to courtthen, Doctor, and watch me smile and cry... Take me to courtthen, Doctor, and watch me smile and cry...
543 00:40:51,032 00:40:52,772 - ...and flutter. - And creak? - ...and flutter. - And creak?
544 00:40:53,326 00:40:56,033 - And what? - Creak! You're creaking. - And what? - Creak! You're creaking.
545 00:40:56,996 00:40:59,032 What? What?
546 00:40:59,123 00:41:01,034 I'm drying out! I'm drying out!
547 00:41:01,292 00:41:05,035 Oh, sweet heavens! Moisturise rne, moisturise me! Oh, sweet heavens! Moisturise rne, moisturise me!
548 00:41:05,129 00:41:08,087 Where are my surgeons? My lovely boys! Where are my surgeons? My lovely boys!
549 00:41:08,174 00:41:11,041 - It's too hot! - You raised the temperature. - It's too hot! - You raised the temperature.
550 00:41:11,219 00:41:13,426 Have pity! Have pity!
551 00:41:13,513 00:41:15,219 Moisturise me! Moisturise me!
552 00:41:15,306 00:41:17,592 0h, Doctor! 0h, Doctor!
553 00:41:17,684 00:41:19,174 Help her. Help her.
554 00:41:19,268 00:41:21,805 Everything has its time and everything dies. Everything has its time and everything dies.
555 00:41:22,647 00:41:26,936 I'm too young! I'm too young!
556 00:41:39,789 00:41:42,701 Shuttles four and six departing. Shuttles four and six departing.
557 00:41:43,126 00:41:46,618 This unit now closing down for maintenance. This unit now closing down for maintenance.
558 00:42:02,061 00:42:03,972 The end ofthe Earth. The end ofthe Earth.
559 00:42:05,815 00:42:07,476 It's gone. It's gone.
560 00:42:10,403 00:42:13,895 We were too busy saving ourselves. No one saw it go. We were too busy saving ourselves. No one saw it go.
561 00:42:18,536 00:42:22,575 All those years, all that history, and no one was even looking! All those years, all that history, and no one was even looking!
562 00:42:24,584 00:42:26,575 It'sjust... It'sjust...
563 00:42:27,795 00:42:29,126 Come with me. Come with me.
564 00:43:12,381 00:43:14,246 Big Issue! Big Issue!
565 00:43:15,510 00:43:17,501 Big Issue! Big Issue!
566 00:43:17,845 00:43:22,259 You think it'll last forever, people and cars and concrete. You think it'll last forever, people and cars and concrete.
567 00:43:23,101 00:43:25,092 But it won't. But it won't.
568 00:43:25,186 00:43:27,222 One day, it's all gone. One day, it's all gone.
569 00:43:28,189 00:43:29,770 Even the sky. Even the sky.
570 00:43:36,697 00:43:38,437 My planet's gone. My planet's gone.
571 00:43:39,826 00:43:41,362 It's dead. It's dead.
572 00:43:43,830 00:43:45,786 It burned, like the Earth. It burned, like the Earth.
573 00:43:46,290 00:43:48,406 It'sjust rocks and dust. It'sjust rocks and dust.
574 00:43:50,002 00:43:51,833 Before its time. Before its time.
575 00:43:53,756 00:43:55,087 What happened? What happened?
576 00:43:57,301 00:44:00,008 There was a war, and we lost. There was a war, and we lost.
577 00:44:00,096 00:44:02,007 A war with who? A war with who?
578 00:44:05,685 00:44:07,596 What about your people? What about your people?
579 00:44:09,147 00:44:11,183 I'm a Time Lord. I'm a Time Lord.
580 00:44:11,274 00:44:13,640 I'm the last of the Time Lords. I'm the last of the Time Lords.
581 00:44:14,443 00:44:17,856 They're all gone. I'm the only survivor. They're all gone. I'm the only survivor.
582 00:44:19,907 00:44:22,148 I'm left traveling on my own 'cause there's no-one else. I'm left traveling on my own 'cause there's no-one else.
583 00:44:23,995 00:44:25,360 There's me. There's me.
584 00:44:29,292 00:44:32,159 You've seen how dangerous it is. Do you wanna go home? You've seen how dangerous it is. Do you wanna go home?
585 00:44:36,382 00:44:37,918 I don't know. I don't know.
586 00:44:39,552 00:44:41,383 Iwant... Iwant...
587 00:44:44,599 00:44:46,885 Oh. Can you smell chips? Oh. Can you smell chips?
588 00:44:47,727 00:44:51,094 - Yeah! Yeah. - I want chips. - Yeah! Yeah. - I want chips.
589 00:44:51,355 00:44:52,470 Me too! Me too!
590 00:44:52,565 00:44:55,807 All right then, before you can get me in that box, chips it is and you can pay. All right then, before you can get me in that box, chips it is and you can pay.
591 00:44:56,569 00:44:59,732 - No money. - What sort of date are you? - No money. - What sort of date are you?
592 00:44:59,822 00:45:01,858 Come on then, tightwad. Chips are on me. Come on then, tightwad. Chips are on me.
593 00:45:03,409 00:45:05,821 We've only got five billion years till the shops close. We've only got five billion years till the shops close.
594 00:45:16,505 00:45:18,791 Now, you've seen the future, so let's have a look at the past. Now, you've seen the future, so let's have a look at the past.
595 00:45:18,883 00:45:21,215 1860. How does 1860 sound? 1860. How does 1860 sound?
596 00:45:21,302 00:45:23,714 - What happened in 1860? - I don't know! Let's find out. - What happened in 1860? - I don't know! Let's find out.
597 00:45:25,514 00:45:26,799 I can't believe she's gone. I can't believe she's gone.
598 00:45:26,891 00:45:30,634 Not gone, Mr Redpath, sir. Merely sleeping. Not gone, Mr Redpath, sir. Merely sleeping.
599 00:45:31,604 00:45:33,765 She's up and on her feet and out there somewhere! She's up and on her feet and out there somewhere!
600 00:45:33,856 00:45:37,348 Mr Sneed, for shame, how many more times? It's ungodly! Mr Sneed, for shame, how many more times? It's ungodly!
601 00:45:38,569 00:45:40,605 Excuse me, sir. Mr Dickens, this is your call. Excuse me, sir. Mr Dickens, this is your call.
602 00:45:41,030 00:45:45,615 Use the sight. Find the old lady or you're dismissed. Use the sight. Find the old lady or you're dismissed.
603 00:45:46,160 00:45:49,323 That's more like it! That's more like it!
603 00:45:46,160 00:45:49,323 That's more like it! That's more like it!