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1 00:00:51,920 00:00:53,638 Turn that down. Turn that down.
2 00:00:53,720 00:00:56,792 Turn it off, Steve, man. Turn it off! John, shut up! Turn it off, Steve, man. Turn it off! John, shut up!
3 00:01:05,720 00:01:06,948 Rose! Rose!
4 00:01:17,600 00:01:19,795 - Mickey! - Jackie, it's the Tardis. - Mickey! - Jackie, it's the Tardis.
5 00:01:19,880 00:01:22,075 I know, I know. I heard it. She's alive, Mickey. I know, I know. I heard it. She's alive, Mickey.
6 00:01:22,160 00:01:24,071 I said so, didn't 1? She's alive! I said so, didn't 1? She's alive!
7 00:01:24,160 00:01:26,833 MICKEY: Ju5t shut up a minute. - Where is it, then? MICKEY: Ju5t shut up a minute. - Where is it, then?
8 00:01:42,760 00:01:47,276 Here we are, then. London, Earth, the solar system, isn't it? Here we are, then. London, Earth, the solar system, isn't it?
9 00:01:50,080 00:01:53,993 Jackie, Mickey, blimey! No, no, no, no. Hold on. Jackie, Mickey, blimey! No, no, no, no. Hold on.
10 00:01:54,440 00:01:57,398 Wait there. What was I going to say? Wait there. What was I going to say?
11 00:01:57,480 00:02:00,631 There was something I had to tell you. Something important. What was it? There was something I had to tell you. Something important. What was it?
12 00:02:00,720 00:02:02,358 No, hold on. Hold on. Hold on. No, hold on. Hold on. Hold on.
13 00:02:04,400 00:02:06,038 Oh! I know. Oh! I know.
14 00:02:08,640 00:02:09,959 Mern/ Christmas! Mern/ Christmas!
15 00:02:13,200 00:02:15,873 - What happened? Is he all right'.] - I don't know. Hejust keeled over. - What happened? Is he all right'.] - I don't know. Hejust keeled over.
16 00:02:15,960 00:02:18,872 - But who is he? Where's the Doctor? - That's him. - But who is he? Where's the Doctor? - That's him.
17 00:02:18,960 00:02:22,157 Right in front of you. That's the Doctor. Right in front of you. That's the Doctor.
18 00:02:22,240 00:02:25,437 What do you mean, that's the Doctor? Doctorwho? What do you mean, that's the Doctor? Doctorwho?
19 00:03:09,400 00:03:13,598 Here we go. Tina the cleaner's got this lodger, medical student. Here we go. Tina the cleaner's got this lodger, medical student.
20 00:03:13,680 00:03:16,114 And she was fast asleep so Ijust took it. And she was fast asleep so Ijust took it.
21 00:03:16,240 00:03:17,992 I still say we should take him to hospital. I still say we should take him to hospital.
22 00:03:18,080 00:03:20,548 We can't. They'd lock him up. They'd dissect him. We can't. They'd lock him up. They'd dissect him.
23 00:03:20,640 00:03:23,074 One bottle of his blood could change the future of the human race. One bottle of his blood could change the future of the human race.
24 00:03:23,200 00:03:24,633 No... Shh. No... Shh.
25 00:03:43,600 00:03:45,875 - Both working. - What do you mean, both? - Both working. - What do you mean, both?
26 00:03:45,960 00:03:48,838 - Well, he's got two hearts. - 0h, don't be stupid. - Well, he's got two hearts. - 0h, don't be stupid.
27 00:03:48,920 00:03:50,319 He has. He has.
28 00:03:50,400 00:03:53,312 - Anything else he's got two of? - Leave him alone. - Anything else he's got two of? - Leave him alone.
29 00:04:17,040 00:04:19,190 How can he go changing his face? How can he go changing his face?
30 00:04:20,840 00:04:23,274 Is that a different face or is he a different person? Is that a different face or is he a different person?
31 00:04:23,360 00:04:25,351 How should I know? How should I know?
32 00:04:28,520 00:04:29,953 Sorry. Sorry.
33 00:04:30,680 00:04:33,877 The thing is, IthoughtI knew him, Mum. The thing is, IthoughtI knew him, Mum.
34 00:04:35,320 00:04:37,595 Ithought me and him were... Ithought me and him were...
35 00:04:39,720 00:04:41,676 And then he goes and does this. And then he goes and does this.
36 00:04:44,120 00:04:46,554 I keep forgetting he's not human. I keep forgetting he's not human.
37 00:04:50,000 00:04:52,309 The big question is... The big question is...
38 00:04:52,400 00:04:55,631 where'd you get a pair of men's pyjamas from? where'd you get a pair of men's pyjamas from?
39 00:04:55,720 00:04:59,110 - Howard's been staying over. - What, Howard from the market? - Howard's been staying over. - What, Howard from the market?
40 00:04:59,200 00:05:01,953 - How long has that been going on? - A month or so. - How long has that been going on? - A month or so.
41 00:05:02,040 00:05:04,713 First of all he starts delivering to the door and I thought, "That's odd." First of all he starts delivering to the door and I thought, "That's odd."
42 00:05:06,320 00:05:09,232 - Next thing you know, it's a bag of oranges. - Is that Harriet Jones? - Next thing you know, it's a bag of oranges. - Is that Harriet Jones?
43 00:05:09,320 00:05:11,390 - Never mind me. - Why is she on the telly? - Never mind me. - Why is she on the telly?
44 00:05:11,480 00:05:15,075 She's Prime Minister now. I'm 18 quid a week better off. She's Prime Minister now. I'm 18 quid a week better off.
45 00:05:15,160 00:05:17,628 They're calling it Britain's golden age. They're calling it Britain's golden age.
46 00:05:17,720 00:05:20,996 - I keep on saying my Rose has met her. - Did more than that. - I keep on saying my Rose has met her. - Did more than that.
47 00:05:21,080 00:05:23,230 Stopped World War III with her. Stopped World War III with her.
48 00:05:24,320 00:05:25,514 Harriet Jones. Harriet Jones.
49 00:05:25,600 00:05:28,637 What about those calling the Guinevere One space probe a waste of money? What about those calling the Guinevere One space probe a waste of money?
50 00:05:28,760 00:05:32,196 Now that’s where you 're wrong. I completely disagree if you don ’t mind. Now that’s where you 're wrong. I completely disagree if you don ’t mind.
51 00:05:32,280 00:05:37,513 The Guinevere One space probe represents this country’s limitless ambition. The Guinevere One space probe represents this country’s limitless ambition.
52 00:05:37,600 00:05:40,956 British workmanship sailing up there among the stars. British workmanship sailing up there among the stars.
53 00:05:41,040 00:05:45,238 This is the spirit of Christmas, birth and rejoicing This is the spirit of Christmas, birth and rejoicing
54 00:05:45,320 00:05:48,551 and the dawn of a new age, and that is what we 're achieving and the dawn of a new age, and that is what we 're achieving
55 00:05:48,640 00:05:52,269 5 0 million miles away, our very own miracle. 5 0 million miles away, our very own miracle.
56 00:05:52,560 00:05:54,232 The unmanned probe Guinevere One The unmanned probe Guinevere One
57 00:05:54,320 00:05:56,390 is about to make its final descent is about to make its final descent
58 00:05:56,480 00:06:00,553 Photographs of the Martian landscape should be received by midnight tonight. Photographs of the Martian landscape should be received by midnight tonight.
59 00:06:18,200 00:06:21,636 - So what do you need, 20 quid? - Do you mind? I'll pay you back. - So what do you need, 20 quid? - Do you mind? I'll pay you back.
60 00:06:21,720 00:06:24,439 Call it a Christmas present! Call it a Christmas present!
61 00:06:24,520 00:06:26,317 God, I'm all out of sync. God, I'm all out of sync.
62 00:06:26,440 00:06:28,829 You just forget about Christmas and things in the Tardis. You just forget about Christmas and things in the Tardis.
63 00:06:28,960 00:06:32,396 They don't exist. You get sort of... timeless. They don't exist. You get sort of... timeless.
64 00:06:32,480 00:06:36,678 Oh, yeah, that's fascinating because I love hearing stories about the Tardis. Oh, yeah, that's fascinating because I love hearing stories about the Tardis.
65 00:06:36,760 00:06:38,478 Ooh, go on, Rose, tell us another one Ooh, go on, Rose, tell us another one
66 00:06:38,600 00:06:41,512 'cause I swear] could listen to it all day, "Tardis this, Tardis that." 'cause I swear] could listen to it all day, "Tardis this, Tardis that."
67 00:06:41,600 00:06:42,749 Shutup. Shutup.
68 00:06:42,880 00:06:46,475 "Oh, and one time the Tardis landed in a big, yellow garden full of balloons." "Oh, and one time the Tardis landed in a big, yellow garden full of balloons."
69 00:06:46,600 00:06:48,875 - I'm not like that. - Oh, you so are. - I'm not like that. - Oh, you so are.
70 00:06:49,000 00:06:52,197 Hmm, must drive you mad. I'm surprised you don't give up on me. Hmm, must drive you mad. I'm surprised you don't give up on me.
71 00:06:52,280 00:06:56,114 Well, that's the thing, isn't it? You can rely on me. I don't go changing my face. Well, that's the thing, isn't it? You can rely on me. I don't go changing my face.
72 00:06:56,200 00:06:57,838 Yeah. Yeah.
73 00:06:57,920 00:06:59,672 - What if he's dying? - 0kay... - What if he's dying? - 0kay...
74 00:06:59,800 00:07:01,358 Sorry! Sorry!
75 00:07:01,560 00:07:04,438 Just let it be Christmas. Can you do that? Just let it be Christmas. Can you do that?
76 00:07:05,040 00:07:08,396 Just for a bit. You and me and Christmas. Just for a bit. You and me and Christmas.
77 00:07:08,480 00:07:10,755 No... No Doctor. No... No Doctor.
78 00:07:10,840 00:07:14,116 No bog monsters. No life or death. No bog monsters. No life or death.
79 00:07:14,200 00:07:15,633 Okay. Okay.
80 00:07:15,720 00:07:17,199 - Promise? - Yes. - Promise? - Yes.
81 00:07:17,680 00:07:20,035 Right. What are we gonna get for your mum? Right. What are we gonna get for your mum?
82 00:07:21,840 00:07:25,276 I'm round there all the time now, you know. She does me dinner on a Sunday... I'm round there all the time now, you know. She does me dinner on a Sunday...
83 00:07:52,720 00:07:54,995 It's us. They're after us. It's us. They're after us.
84 00:08:19,800 00:08:22,473 What's going on? What have we done? Why are they after us? What's going on? What have we done? Why are they after us?
85 00:08:22,560 00:08:23,993 Taxi! Taxi!
86 00:08:24,840 00:08:26,478 They're after the Doctor. They're after the Doctor.
87 00:08:26,560 00:08:29,996 I can't even go shopping with you, we get attacked by a brass band. I can't even go shopping with you, we get attacked by a brass band.
88 00:08:30,080 00:08:31,593 - Who you phoning? - My mum. - Who you phoning? - My mum.
89 00:08:31,760 00:08:35,070 She turns up, no warning. I've got nothing in. She turns up, no warning. I've got nothing in.
90 00:08:35,240 00:08:39,836 I said, "Rose, if you want a Christmas dinner of meat paste, then so be it." I said, "Rose, if you want a Christmas dinner of meat paste, then so be it."
91 00:08:40,240 00:08:41,878 Get off the phone! Get off the phone!
92 00:08:42,000 00:08:44,070 Well, who were those... those Santa things? Well, who were those... those Santa things?
93 00:08:44,160 00:08:47,038 I don't know. But think about it, they were after us. I don't know. But think about it, they were after us.
94 00:08:47,120 00:08:48,838 What's important about us? We're nothing. What's important about us? We're nothing.
95 00:08:48,960 00:08:51,269 Except the one thing we've got tucked up in bed. The Doctor. Except the one thing we've got tucked up in bed. The Doctor.
96 00:08:51,400 00:08:55,439 Oh, no, don't come round, darling. No, the flat's all topsy-turvy. Oh, no, don't come round, darling. No, the flat's all topsy-turvy.
97 00:08:55,520 00:08:58,080 Yeah, shejust barges in and litters the place. Yeah, shejust barges in and litters the place.
98 00:08:58,160 00:09:01,277 Yeah. No, I'll come round and see you on Boxing Day. Yeah. No, I'll come round and see you on Boxing Day.
99 00:09:11,600 00:09:14,478 - Save us a chipolata... - Get off the phone! Get of'fthe phone. - Save us a chipolata... - Get off the phone! Get of'fthe phone.
100 00:09:14,560 00:09:16,198 It's only Bev. She says hello. It's only Bev. She says hello.
101 00:09:16,280 00:09:19,238 Bev? Yeah, look, it'll have to wait. Bev? Yeah, look, it'll have to wait.
102 00:09:20,400 00:09:23,278 Right. It's not safe, we've got to get out. Where can we go? Right. It's not safe, we've got to get out. Where can we go?
103 00:09:23,360 00:09:25,874 - My mate Stan. He'll put us up. - That's only two streets away. - My mate Stan. He'll put us up. - That's only two streets away.
104 00:09:26,000 00:09:29,117 - What about Mo? Where's she living now? - I don't know. Peak District. - What about Mo? Where's she living now? - I don't know. Peak District.
105 00:09:29,200 00:09:30,553 We'll go to cousin Mo's, then. We'll go to cousin Mo's, then.
106 00:09:30,640 00:09:33,029 It's Christmas Eve, we're not going anywhere. It's Christmas Eve, we're not going anywhere.
107 00:09:33,120 00:09:35,634 - What are you babbling about? - Mum... - What are you babbling about? - Mum...
108 00:09:36,480 00:09:38,789 Where'd you get that tree? Where'd you get that tree?
109 00:09:39,760 00:09:41,671 That's a new tree. Where'd you get it? That's a new tree. Where'd you get it?
110 00:09:41,800 00:09:43,916 - I thought it was you. - How can it be me? - I thought it was you. - How can it be me?
111 00:09:44,000 00:09:46,673 You went shopping, there was a ring at the door and there it was. You went shopping, there was a ring at the door and there it was.
112 00:09:46,800 00:09:48,711 No, that wasn't me. No, that wasn't me.
113 00:09:49,600 00:09:51,955 Then who was it? Then who was it?
114 00:09:55,680 00:09:57,989 Oh, you're kidding me. Oh, you're kidding me.
115 00:10:10,080 00:10:12,594 Let's go! Quick, get out! Let's go! Quick, get out!
116 00:10:15,040 00:10:17,713 - We've got to save the Doctor. - What are you doing? - We've got to save the Doctor. - What are you doing?
117 00:10:17,840 00:10:19,558 We can'tjust leave him. We can'tjust leave him.
118 00:10:19,680 00:10:20,999 Mickey! Mickey!
119 00:10:22,040 00:10:24,600 Mickey! Get out, get out! Mickey! Get out, get out!
120 00:10:25,040 00:10:27,793 Mickey! Get out of there. Mickey! Get out of there.
121 00:10:28,440 00:10:31,318 - No! Leave him, just leave him! - Get in here. - No! Leave him, just leave him! - Get in here.
122 00:10:35,800 00:10:37,472 Doctor, wake up. Doctor, wake up.
123 00:10:58,920 00:11:02,117 I'm gonna get killed by a Christmas tree! I'm gonna get killed by a Christmas tree!
124 00:11:05,200 00:11:06,553 Help me. Help me.
125 00:11:18,200 00:11:19,633 Remote control. Remote control.
126 00:11:20,640 00:11:22,437 But who's controlling it? But who's controlling it?
127 00:11:29,200 00:11:31,760 - That's them. What are they? - Shh. - That's them. What are they? - Shh.
128 00:11:49,080 00:11:52,959 They've just gone! What kind of rubbish were they? They've just gone! What kind of rubbish were they?
129 00:11:53,040 00:11:54,792 I mean, no offence, but they're not much cop I mean, no offence, but they're not much cop
130 00:11:54,880 00:11:56,791 if a sonic screwdriver's gonna scare them off. if a sonic screwdriver's gonna scare them off.
131 00:11:56,920 00:11:58,831 - Pilot fish. - What? - Pilot fish. - What?
132 00:11:59,960 00:12:01,951 They werejust pilot fish. They werejust pilot fish.
133 00:12:04,920 00:12:06,672 What's wrong? What's wrong?
134 00:12:07,600 00:12:09,670 You woke me up too soon. You woke me up too soon.
135 00:12:10,240 00:12:13,073 I'm still regenerating. I'm bursting with energy. I'm still regenerating. I'm bursting with energy.
136 00:12:15,680 00:12:19,514 You see? The pilot fish could smell it a million miles away. You see? The pilot fish could smell it a million miles away.
137 00:12:19,600 00:12:22,717 So they eliminate the defence, that's you lot, and they carry me off. So they eliminate the defence, that's you lot, and they carry me off.
138 00:12:22,800 00:12:26,156 They could run their batteries off me for a couple of years! They could run their batteries off me for a couple of years!
139 00:12:26,240 00:12:27,878 Oh, oh, oh! Oh, oh, oh!
140 00:12:28,000 00:12:29,399 My head. My head.
141 00:12:29,480 00:12:32,392 - I'm having a neural implosion. I need... - What do you need? - I'm having a neural implosion. I need... - What do you need?
142 00:12:32,520 00:12:34,033 - I need... - Just say. Tell me, tell me. - I need... - Just say. Tell me, tell me.
143 00:12:34,120 00:12:35,678 - Painkillers? Aspirin? - I need... - Painkillers? Aspirin? - I need...
144 00:12:35,760 00:12:38,593 Codeine? Paracetamol? Oh, I don't know. Pepto-Bismol? Codeine? Paracetamol? Oh, I don't know. Pepto-Bismol?
145 00:12:38,680 00:12:41,592 Liquid paraffin. Vitamin C, vitamin D, vitamin E! Liquid paraffin. Vitamin C, vitamin D, vitamin E!
146 00:12:41,680 00:12:43,910 - I need... - 15 it food? Something simple. - I need... - 15 it food? Something simple.
147 00:12:44,000 00:12:45,752 Bowl of soup? Nice bowl of soup? Bowl of soup? Nice bowl of soup?
148 00:12:45,840 00:12:48,400 Soup and a sandwich? 0h, soup and a little ham sandwich? Soup and a sandwich? 0h, soup and a little ham sandwich?
149 00:12:48,520 00:12:52,069 - I need you to shut up. - Oh, he hasn't changed that much. - I need you to shut up. - Oh, he hasn't changed that much.
150 00:12:57,000 00:13:00,515 We haven't got much time. If there's pilot fish then... We haven't got much time. If there's pilot fish then...
151 00:13:00,640 00:13:02,790 Why is there an apple in my dressing gown? Why is there an apple in my dressing gown?
152 00:13:02,880 00:13:06,190 - That's Howard, sorry. - He keeps apples in his dressing gown? - That's Howard, sorry. - He keeps apples in his dressing gown?
153 00:13:06,320 00:13:08,072 He gets hungry. He gets hungry.
154 00:13:08,160 00:13:10,594 - What, he gets hungry in his sleep? - Sometimes. - What, he gets hungry in his sleep? - Sometimes.
155 00:13:13,720 00:13:15,597 Brain collapsing. Brain collapsing.
156 00:13:17,040 00:13:19,429 The... The pilot fish... The... The pilot fish...
157 00:13:19,560 00:13:22,677 The pilot fish mean there's something... The pilot fish mean there's something...
158 00:13:24,160 00:13:25,718 There's something... There's something...
159 00:13:29,840 00:13:31,751 Something is coming. Something is coming.
160 00:13:52,480 00:13:54,835 Jackie, I'm using the phone line, is that all right? Jackie, I'm using the phone line, is that all right?
161 00:13:54,920 00:13:57,195 Yeah, keep account of it. Yeah, keep account of it.
162 00:13:59,080 00:14:01,230 It's midnight. It's midnight.
163 00:14:01,360 00:14:02,998 Christmas Day. Christmas Day.
164 00:14:03,080 00:14:05,355 - Any change? - He's worse. - Any change? - He's worse.
165 00:14:05,440 00:14:06,953 Just one heart beating. Just one heart beating.
166 00:14:07,040 00:14:09,508 Scientists in charge of Britain '5 mission to Mars Scientists in charge of Britain '5 mission to Mars
167 00:14:09,600 00:14:12,956 have re-established contact with the Guinevere One space probe. have re-established contact with the Guinevere One space probe.
168 00:14:13,120 00:14:15,190 The y’re expecting the first transmission The y’re expecting the first transmission
169 00:14:15,280 00:14:17,589 from the planet's surface in the next few minutes. from the planet's surface in the next few minutes.
170 00:14:17,680 00:14:20,035 Yes, we are. We are back on schedule. Yes, we are. We are back on schedule.
171 00:14:20,120 00:14:23,032 We 've received the signal from Guinevere One. We 've received the signal from Guinevere One.
172 00:14:23,120 00:14:26,954 The Mars landing would seem to be an unqualified success. The Mars landing would seem to be an unqualified success.
173 00:14:27,040 00:14:30,112 But is it true that you completely lost contact early tonight? But is it true that you completely lost contact early tonight?
174 00:14:30,240 00:14:32,708 Yes, we had a bit of a scare. Yes, we had a bit of a scare.
175 00:14:32,840 00:14:36,435 Guinevere seemed to fall off the scope but it wasjust a blip. Guinevere seemed to fall off the scope but it wasjust a blip.
176 00:14:36,560 00:14:39,028 Only disappeared for a few seconds. Only disappeared for a few seconds.
177 00:14:39,120 00:14:41,588 She is fine now, absolutely fine. She is fine now, absolutely fine.
178 00:14:41,680 00:14:45,389 We ’re getting the first pictures transmitted live any minute now. We ’re getting the first pictures transmitted live any minute now.
179 00:14:45,480 00:14:47,311 I’d better get back to it. Thanks. I’d better get back to it. Thanks.
180 00:14:49,200 00:14:51,350 Here we go. Pilot fish. Here we go. Pilot fish.
181 00:14:52,040 00:14:55,157 Scavengers like the Doctor said. Harmless, they're tiny. Scavengers like the Doctor said. Harmless, they're tiny.
182 00:14:55,280 00:14:58,158 But the point is the little fish swim alongside the big fish. But the point is the little fish swim alongside the big fish.
183 00:14:58,240 00:15:00,708 - Do you mean like sharks? - Great, big sharks. - Do you mean like sharks? - Great, big sharks.
184 00:15:00,800 00:15:04,918 So what the Doctor means is we had them, now we get that. So what the Doctor means is we had them, now we get that.
185 00:15:05,000 00:15:07,230 Something is coming. Something is coming.
186 00:15:07,320 00:15:10,676 - ...Martian landscape of rocks... - How close? - ...Martian landscape of rocks... - How close?
187 00:15:10,760 00:15:13,752 There's no way of telling. But the pilot fish don't swim far from their daddy. There's no way of telling. But the pilot fish don't swim far from their daddy.
188 00:15:13,840 00:15:16,479 - So it's close. - Funny sort of rocks. - So it's close. - Funny sort of rocks.
189 00:15:18,000 00:15:19,513 That's not rocks. That's not rocks.
190 00:15:19,600 00:15:21,795 This is being transmitted via Mission Control This is being transmitted via Mission Control
191 00:15:21,880 00:15:26,317 and it's coming live from the depths of space on Christmas morning. and it's coming live from the depths of space on Christmas morning.
192 00:15:31,080 00:15:34,959 The face of an alien lifeform was transmitted live tonight on BBC ONE The face of an alien lifeform was transmitted live tonight on BBC ONE
193 00:15:35,160 00:15:39,836 0n the 25th of December, the human race has been shown absolute proof 0n the 25th of December, the human race has been shown absolute proof
194 00:15:39,920 00:15:41,638 that alien life exists. that alien life exists.
195 00:15:41,720 00:15:44,871 These remarkable images have been relayed right across the world. These remarkable images have been relayed right across the world.
196 00:16:08,680 00:16:10,398 This way, sir. This way, sir.
197 00:16:31,000 00:16:32,399 Mr Llewellyn. Mr Llewellyn.
198 00:16:33,440 00:16:38,230 Security sweep at 05 I 6. Security sweep at 05 I 6.
199 00:16:38,320 00:16:39,958 Mr Llewellyn, ma'am. Mr Llewellyn, ma'am.
200 00:16:40,040 00:16:43,316 - HarrietJones, Prime Minister. - Well, yes, I know who you are. - HarrietJones, Prime Minister. - Well, yes, I know who you are.
201 00:16:43,400 00:16:46,631 - I suppose I've ruined your Christmas. - Never off duty. - I suppose I've ruined your Christmas. - Never off duty.
202 00:16:46,720 00:16:49,917 Now, we've put out a cover story. Alex has been handling it. Now, we've put out a cover story. Alex has been handling it.
203 00:16:50,000 00:16:53,390 We've said it was a hoax. Some sort of mask or prosthetics. We've said it was a hoax. Some sort of mask or prosthetics.
204 00:16:53,480 00:16:55,755 Students hijacking the signal, that sort of thing. Students hijacking the signal, that sort of thing.
205 00:16:55,880 00:16:58,792 Alex is my right-hand man. I'm not used to having a right-hand man. Alex is my right-hand man. I'm not used to having a right-hand man.
206 00:16:58,880 00:17:00,677 - I quite like it, though. - I quite like it myself. - I quite like it, though. - I quite like it myself.
207 00:17:00,760 00:17:03,593 I don't suppose there's any chance it was a hoax? I don't suppose there's any chance it was a hoax?
208 00:17:03,680 00:17:06,035 That would be nice. Then we could all go home. That would be nice. Then we could all go home.
209 00:17:06,120 00:17:08,236 I don't suppose anyone's offered you a coffee? I don't suppose anyone's offered you a coffee?
210 00:17:08,320 00:17:10,914 - No. - No, the transmission was genuine. - No. - No, the transmission was genuine.
211 00:17:11,000 00:17:14,117 And this seems to be a new species of alien. And this seems to be a new species of alien.
212 00:17:14,200 00:17:17,112 At least, not one we've encountered before. At least, not one we've encountered before.
213 00:17:17,280 00:17:20,670 You seem to be talking about aliens as a matter of fact. You seem to be talking about aliens as a matter of fact.
214 00:17:20,760 00:17:23,274 There's an Act of Parliament banning my autobiography. There's an Act of Parliament banning my autobiography.
215 00:17:23,360 00:17:24,952 - Prime Minister? - I'm with you. - Prime Minister? - I'm with you.
216 00:17:29,440 00:17:31,112 MissJacobs can explain. MissJacobs can explain.
217 00:17:31,240 00:17:34,038 I don't think we've been introduced. Harriet Jones, Prime Minister. I don't think we've been introduced. Harriet Jones, Prime Minister.
218 00:17:34,120 00:17:36,350 Yes. I know who you are. Yes. I know who you are.
219 00:17:36,440 00:17:39,512 The transmission didn't come from the surface of Mars. The transmission didn't come from the surface of Mars.
220 00:17:39,600 00:17:43,832 Guinevere One was broadcasting from a point 5,000 miles above the planet. Guinevere One was broadcasting from a point 5,000 miles above the planet.
221 00:17:44,000 00:17:46,833 In other words, they've got a ship and the probe is onboard. In other words, they've got a ship and the probe is onboard.
222 00:17:46,960 00:17:50,589 But if they're not from the surface, then they might not be from Mars itself. But if they're not from the surface, then they might not be from Mars itself.
223 00:17:50,680 00:17:52,910 Maybe they're not actual Martians. Maybe they're not actual Martians.
224 00:17:53,000 00:17:55,992 Of course not. Martians look completely different. Of course not. Martians look completely different.
225 00:17:56,120 00:17:59,078 We think the ship was in flight when theyjust came across the probe. We think the ship was in flight when theyjust came across the probe.
226 00:17:59,160 00:18:00,912 And they're moving. And they're moving.
227 00:18:01,000 00:18:04,197 The ship's still in flight now. We've got it on the Hubble array. The ship's still in flight now. We've got it on the Hubble array.
228 00:18:04,320 00:18:07,198 - Moving in which direction? - Towards us. - Moving in which direction? - Towards us.
229 00:18:07,280 00:18:09,271 - How fast? - Very fast. - How fast? - Very fast.
230 00:18:09,400 00:18:11,516 - What was your name again? - Sally. - What was your name again? - Sally.
231 00:18:13,320 00:18:14,548 Thank you, Sally. Thank you, Sally.
232 00:18:19,400 00:18:20,958 Rose. Rose.
233 00:18:21,720 00:18:24,029 Take a look. I've got access to the military. Take a look. I've got access to the military.
234 00:18:24,160 00:18:27,470 They're tracking a spaceship. It's big, it's fast and it's coming this way. They're tracking a spaceship. It's big, it's fast and it's coming this way.
235 00:18:27,560 00:18:30,552 Coming for what, though? The Doctor? Coming for what, though? The Doctor?
236 00:18:30,680 00:18:33,717 I don't know. Maybe it's coming for all of us. I don't know. Maybe it's coming for all of us.
237 00:18:40,880 00:18:42,791 Have you seen them before? Have you seen them before?
238 00:18:43,840 00:18:44,875 No. No.
239 00:19:00,080 00:19:01,832 Translation software. Translation software.
240 00:19:02,520 00:19:04,078 Yes, sir. Yes, sir.
241 00:19:08,080 00:19:10,150 I don't understand what they're saying. I don't understand what they're saying.
242 00:19:10,240 00:19:13,437 The Tardis translates alien languages inside my head The Tardis translates alien languages inside my head
243 00:19:13,560 00:19:16,279 all the time, wherever I am. all the time, wherever I am.
244 00:19:16,360 00:19:18,316 So why isn't it doing it now? So why isn't it doing it now?
245 00:19:19,760 00:19:22,069 I don't know. Must be the Doctor. I don't know. Must be the Doctor.
246 00:19:24,000 00:19:26,992 Like he's part of the circuit and... Like he's part of the circuit and...
247 00:19:28,080 00:19:29,718 he's broken. he's broken.
248 00:19:48,800 00:19:51,598 I'm getting demands from Washington, ma'am. I'm getting demands from Washington, ma'am.
249 00:19:51,720 00:19:55,190 The President's insisting that he takes control of the situation. The President's insisting that he takes control of the situation.
250 00:19:57,480 00:20:01,234 You can tell the President, and please use these exact words, You can tell the President, and please use these exact words,
251 00:20:02,080 00:20:05,755 he's not my boss and he's certainly not turning this into a war. he's not my boss and he's certainly not turning this into a war.
252 00:20:08,440 00:20:10,590 - What have we got? - Nothing yet. - What have we got? - Nothing yet.
253 00:20:10,680 00:20:13,035 Translating an alien language is going to take time. Translating an alien language is going to take time.
254 00:20:13,120 00:20:15,111 How far off is the ship? How far off is the ship?
255 00:20:15,200 00:20:16,997 About five hours. About five hours.
256 00:20:18,880 00:20:21,474 Despite claims of an alien hoax, Despite claims of an alien hoax,
257 00:20:21,560 00:20:25,075 it's been reported that NA T 0 forces are on red alert. it's been reported that NA T 0 forces are on red alert.
258 00:20:25,520 00:20:28,830 Oh, come on, sweetheart. What do you need? Oh, come on, sweetheart. What do you need?
259 00:20:29,800 00:20:31,995 What is it you need? Tell me. What is it you need? Tell me.
260 00:20:32,480 00:20:34,914 Speaking strictly off the record, Speaking strictly off the record,
261 00:20:35,000 00:20:38,356 government sources are calling this our longest night. government sources are calling this our longest night.
262 00:20:44,680 00:20:47,592 I don't suppose we've had a code 9? I don't suppose we've had a code 9?
263 00:20:47,680 00:20:49,989 - No sign of the Doctor? - Nothing yet. - No sign of the Doctor? - Nothing yet.
264 00:20:51,840 00:20:53,796 You've met him, haven't you? You've met him, haven't you?
265 00:20:54,320 00:20:57,153 - Like the stuff of legend. - He is that. - Like the stuff of legend. - He is that.
266 00:20:58,440 00:21:00,431 Failing him... Failing him...
267 00:21:01,040 00:21:02,519 what about Torchwood? what about Torchwood?
268 00:21:02,640 00:21:04,835 I know I'm not supposed to know about it, I realise that. I know I'm not supposed to know about it, I realise that.
269 00:21:04,920 00:21:06,638 Not even the United Nations knows. Not even the United Nations knows.
270 00:21:06,720 00:21:09,359 But if ever there was a need forTorchwood, it's now. But if ever there was a need forTorchwood, it's now.
271 00:21:09,440 00:21:12,193 - I can't take responsibility. - I can. - I can't take responsibility. - I can.
272 00:21:13,840 00:21:15,637 See to it. Get them ready. See to it. Get them ready.
273 00:21:15,720 00:21:20,236 Attention. Transmission filters must be maintained... Attention. Transmission filters must be maintained...
274 00:21:20,960 00:21:23,872 - Prime Minister. - Has it worked? - Prime Minister. - Has it worked?
275 00:21:23,960 00:21:25,313 Just about. Just about.
276 00:21:27,720 00:21:30,632 "People..." That could be cattle. "People..." That could be cattle.
277 00:21:30,800 00:21:32,552 "...you belong to us. "...you belong to us.
278 00:21:32,640 00:21:36,235 "To the Sycorax." They seem to be called Sycorax, not Martians. "To the Sycorax." They seem to be called Sycorax, not Martians.
279 00:21:36,360 00:21:41,514 "We own you. We now possess your land, your minerals, your precious stones. "We own you. We now possess your land, your minerals, your precious stones.
280 00:21:41,600 00:21:44,433 "You will surrender or they will die. "You will surrender or they will die.
281 00:21:44,960 00:21:48,748 "Sycorax strong. Sycorax mighty. Sycorax rock!" "Sycorax strong. Sycorax mighty. Sycorax rock!"
282 00:21:48,840 00:21:51,195 As in the modern sense, they rock. As in the modern sense, they rock.
283 00:21:51,280 00:21:52,793 "They" will die? "They" will die?
284 00:21:52,880 00:21:55,553 Not "you will die." "They will die." Who's they? Not "you will die." "They will die." Who's they?
285 00:21:55,680 00:21:59,468 I don't know. But it is the right personal pronoun. It's "they." I don't know. But it is the right personal pronoun. It's "they."
286 00:21:59,560 00:22:02,393 Send them a reply. Send them a reply.
287 00:22:02,480 00:22:06,632 Tellthem this is a day of peace on planet Earth. Tellthem this is a day of peace on planet Earth.
288 00:22:06,760 00:22:10,719 Tell them we extend that peace to the Sycorax. Tell them we extend that peace to the Sycorax.
289 00:22:12,600 00:22:14,556 And then tell them And then tell them
290 00:22:14,640 00:22:18,235 this planet is armed and we do not surrender. this planet is armed and we do not surrender.
291 00:22:20,320 00:22:21,673 Come on. Come on.
292 00:22:41,080 00:22:43,389 The Doctor wouldn't do this. The Doctor wouldn't do this.
293 00:22:43,480 00:22:46,950 The old Doctor, the proper Doctor, he'd wake up. The old Doctor, the proper Doctor, he'd wake up.
294 00:22:47,080 00:22:49,389 He'd save us. He'd save us.
295 00:22:49,480 00:22:51,789 You really love him, don't you? You really love him, don't you?
296 00:23:08,280 00:23:11,397 They got the message. Here comes the response. They got the message. Here comes the response.
297 00:23:22,160 00:23:24,310 What was that? What was that?
298 00:23:24,400 00:23:26,630 - Was that a reply? - I don't know. - Was that a reply? - I don't know.
299 00:23:26,720 00:23:29,996 Looked like some sort of energy or static. Looked like some sort of energy or static.
300 00:23:30,080 00:23:33,072 Almost like someone casting a spell. Almost like someone casting a spell.
301 00:23:33,160 00:23:34,752 Maybe it's a different form of language. Maybe it's a different form of language.
302 00:23:34,840 00:23:37,400 Some sort of ideogram or pictogram. Some sort of ideogram or pictogram.
303 00:23:38,080 00:23:39,877 What the hell! What the hell!
304 00:23:40,720 00:23:43,439 It's the light. It's the same light. It's the light. It's the same light.
305 00:23:43,560 00:23:46,074 Sally? What are you doing, Sally? Sally? What are you doing, Sally?
306 00:23:46,160 00:23:47,559 Leave her. You'll hurt her. Leave her. You'll hurt her.
307 00:23:47,640 00:23:49,915 - Let them pass. - Where are they going? - Let them pass. - Where are they going?
308 00:23:50,640 00:23:52,915 What is wrong with you? What is wrong with you?
309 00:23:53,000 00:23:54,228 Jason? Jason?
310 00:23:55,040 00:23:56,951 - Jason? - Sandra! - Jason? - Sandra!
311 00:23:57,560 00:24:01,473 For no reason... he'sjust walking. He won't stop walking. For no reason... he'sjust walking. He won't stop walking.
312 00:24:01,840 00:24:05,355 There's a sort of light thing. Jason? There's a sort of light thing. Jason?
313 00:24:06,040 00:24:08,474 Stop it. Right now. Stop it. Right now.
314 00:24:09,240 00:24:12,038 Please, Jason. Just stop! Please, Jason. Just stop!
315 00:24:16,520 00:24:18,431 They're all heading in the same direction. They're all heading in the same direction.
316 00:24:18,600 00:24:21,353 It's only certain people. Why isn't it affecting us? It's only certain people. Why isn't it affecting us?
317 00:24:21,520 00:24:25,069 Prime Minister, it's happening all overthe country. Prime Minister, it's happening all overthe country.
318 00:24:25,160 00:24:27,594 Alan, come on, now stop this. It's not funny anymore. Alan, come on, now stop this. It's not funny anymore.
319 00:24:27,680 00:24:29,910 Come on, come back inside the house. Come on, come back inside the house.
320 00:24:30,000 00:24:32,878 Catherine. Catherine, listen to Mummy. You come back inside now. Catherine. Catherine, listen to Mummy. You come back inside now.
321 00:24:33,000 00:24:36,709 And you, Jonathan. You come back in with Mummy. And you, Jonathan. You come back in with Mummy.
322 00:24:36,840 00:24:40,435 Jonathan, come back in with Mummy. You're scaring me now. Come on. Jonathan, come back in with Mummy. You're scaring me now. Come on.
323 00:24:40,560 00:24:42,994 Alan, help me out here, please. Alan, help me out here, please.
324 00:24:45,720 00:24:49,474 As far as I can tell, they're heading for any sort of high-rise building. As far as I can tell, they're heading for any sort of high-rise building.
325 00:24:49,560 00:24:51,949 Anything with stairs. Anything with steps. Anything with stairs. Anything with steps.
326 00:25:07,040 00:25:10,077 They're going allthe way up. They're going to the roof. They're going allthe way up. They're going to the roof.
327 00:25:10,200 00:25:12,316 OFFICER: Just making my way to the front of the building now. OFFICER: Just making my way to the front of the building now.
328 00:25:12,400 00:25:15,278 There's hundreds of them. Oh, my God. There's hundreds of them. Oh, my God.
329 00:25:15,360 00:25:18,033 They're going right up to the edge. They're going right up to the edge.
330 00:25:18,160 00:25:19,832 They're gonna jump. They're all gonna jump. They're gonna jump. They're all gonna jump.
331 00:25:20,120 00:25:21,792 Sally, stop it. Sally, stop it.
332 00:25:24,320 00:25:26,754 It's Danny Llewellyn. Daniel Llewellyn. It's Danny Llewellyn. Daniel Llewellyn.
333 00:25:26,840 00:25:29,957 Sally, just concentrate, listen to me. You're being controlled. Sally, just concentrate, listen to me. You're being controlled.
334 00:25:30,040 00:25:31,951 We need you. We need you.
335 00:25:32,760 00:25:34,318 Stop it, Sally. Stop it, Sally.
336 00:25:39,760 00:25:42,991 Jason, I'm talking to you! Just stop! Jason, I'm talking to you! Just stop!
337 00:26:00,120 00:26:02,588 It's notjust the whole country. It's notjust the whole country.
338 00:26:02,680 00:26:04,796 It's the whole world. It's the whole world.
339 00:26:13,320 00:26:16,232 They've stopped. They've all stopped. They've stopped. They've all stopped.
340 00:26:16,320 00:26:19,153 They're just standing there. They're just standing there.
341 00:26:19,240 00:26:21,196 Right on the edge. Right on the edge.
342 00:26:21,320 00:26:25,074 According to reports, it's like a third, one third ofthe world's population. According to reports, it's like a third, one third ofthe world's population.
343 00:26:25,160 00:26:27,913 That's two billion people ready tojump. That's two billion people ready tojump.
344 00:26:29,960 00:26:32,190 Surrender or they will die. Surrender or they will die.
345 00:26:33,840 00:26:35,831 What do we do? What do we do?
346 00:26:36,320 00:26:37,912 Nothing. Nothing.
347 00:26:38,520 00:26:41,557 There's no one to save us. Not anymore. There's no one to save us. Not anymore.
348 00:26:44,000 00:26:46,275 Wait a minute. There is a pattern. Wait a minute. There is a pattern.
349 00:26:46,360 00:26:52,071 All these people tend to be father and son, mother and daughter, brothers and sisters. All these people tend to be father and son, mother and daughter, brothers and sisters.
350 00:26:52,200 00:26:54,350 Family groups, but not husbands and wives. Family groups, but not husbands and wives.
351 00:26:54,440 00:26:56,158 Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
352 00:26:56,800 00:26:58,711 It's Guinevere One. It's Guinevere One.
353 00:26:58,800 00:27:01,519 Have you got medical records on file for all your staff? Have you got medical records on file for all your staff?
354 00:27:01,640 00:27:03,596 Of course we have. Yes. Of course we have. Yes.
355 00:27:06,920 00:27:10,708 - What about Torchwood? - Still working on it. - What about Torchwood? - Still working on it.
356 00:27:10,800 00:27:13,189 Bear in mind, they havejust lost a third of their staff. Bear in mind, they havejust lost a third of their staff.
357 00:27:13,360 00:27:15,828 But do they have what we need? But do they have what we need?
358 00:27:15,920 00:27:17,717 Yes, ma'am. Yes, ma'am.
359 00:27:17,800 00:27:19,438 Well, tell them to hurry up. Well, tell them to hurry up.
360 00:27:19,520 00:27:23,832 Here it is. SallyJacobs. Blood group, A positive. Here it is. SallyJacobs. Blood group, A positive.
361 00:27:23,920 00:27:26,593 - Who else walked out? - Luke Parsons. - Who else walked out? - Luke Parsons.
362 00:27:26,720 00:27:30,235 Luke Parsons. A positive. Luke Parsons. A positive.
363 00:27:30,320 00:27:32,276 Jeffrey Baxter. Jeffrey Baxter.
364 00:27:32,400 00:27:34,118 Baxter. A positive. Baxter. A positive.
365 00:27:34,200 00:27:36,589 That's it, they're all A positive. That's it, they're all A positive.
366 00:27:36,680 00:27:38,591 How many people in the world are A positive? How many people in the world are A positive?
367 00:27:38,760 00:27:40,557 No idea. No idea.
368 00:27:40,640 00:27:42,392 ButI bet it's one third. ButI bet it's one third.
369 00:27:42,520 00:27:46,638 - What's so special about that blood group? - Nothing. But it's my fault. - What's so special about that blood group? - Nothing. But it's my fault.
370 00:27:47,120 00:27:51,272 Guinevere One, it's got one of those plaques identifying the human race. Guinevere One, it's got one of those plaques identifying the human race.
371 00:27:51,360 00:27:53,749 A message to the stars. A message to the stars.
372 00:27:53,840 00:27:55,910 I mean, you don't expect anything to come of it I mean, you don't expect anything to come of it
373 00:27:56,000 00:27:58,195 but I put on maps and music and samples. but I put on maps and music and samples.
374 00:27:58,320 00:28:00,754 There's wheat seeds and water and... There's wheat seeds and water and...
375 00:28:01,600 00:28:03,511 And blood. And blood.
376 00:28:03,600 00:28:05,556 A positive. A positive.
377 00:28:05,640 00:28:09,599 The Sycorax have got a vial of A positive. The Sycorax have got a vial of A positive.
378 00:28:10,320 00:28:13,357 And, well, I don't know how, but through that... And, well, I don't know how, but through that...
379 00:28:13,440 00:28:15,192 They control the blood. They control the blood.
380 00:28:15,280 00:28:18,272 - Oh, my God. - There's only one more thing I can try. - Oh, my God. - There's only one more thing I can try.
381 00:28:18,360 00:28:19,952 Major, with me. Major, with me.
382 00:28:22,720 00:28:27,077 Ladies and gentlemen, ifI may take a moment during this terrible time. Ladies and gentlemen, ifI may take a moment during this terrible time.
383 00:28:28,480 00:28:32,189 It's hardly the Queen's speech, I'm afraid that's been cancelled. It's hardly the Queen's speech, I'm afraid that's been cancelled.
384 00:28:33,920 00:28:36,275 Did we ask about the royal family? Did we ask about the royal family?
385 00:28:38,560 00:28:39,629 Oh. Oh.
386 00:28:41,480 00:28:43,277 They're on the roof. They're on the roof.
387 00:28:43,800 00:28:47,395 But, ladies and gentlemen, this crisis is unique, But, ladies and gentlemen, this crisis is unique,
388 00:28:47,480 00:28:50,950 and I’m afraid to say it might get much worse. and I’m afraid to say it might get much worse.
389 00:28:51,440 00:28:54,159 I would ask you all to remain calm. I would ask you all to remain calm.
390 00:28:55,160 00:28:57,390 But] have one request But] have one request
391 00:28:58,120 00:29:00,031 Doctor... Doctor...
392 00:29:00,160 00:29:03,516 if you ’re out there, we need you. if you ’re out there, we need you.
393 00:29:05,560 00:29:07,835 I don’t know what to do. I don’t know what to do.
394 00:29:08,280 00:29:10,430 If you can hear me, Doctor, If you can hear me, Doctor,
395 00:29:10,560 00:29:13,757 if anyone knows the Doctor, if anyone can find him, if anyone knows the Doctor, if anyone can find him,
396 00:29:14,440 00:29:18,035 the situation has never been more desperate. the situation has never been more desperate.
397 00:29:19,520 00:29:20,999 Help us. Help us.
398 00:29:21,840 00:29:24,513 Please, Doctor, help us. Please, Doctor, help us.
399 00:29:40,520 00:29:42,192 He's gone. He's gone.
400 00:29:44,880 00:29:46,836 The Doctor's gone. The Doctor's gone.
401 00:29:47,880 00:29:49,518 He left me, Mum. He left me, Mum.
402 00:29:51,200 00:29:53,031 He left me, Mum. He left me, Mum.
403 00:29:58,280 00:29:59,838 Oh, I'm sorry. Oh, I'm sorry.
404 00:30:11,320 00:30:14,437 Sonic wave! It's the spaceship. It's hit the atmosphere. Sonic wave! It's the spaceship. It's hit the atmosphere.
405 00:31:36,360 00:31:38,396 Mickey, we're gonna carry him. Mickey, we're gonna carry him.
406 00:31:38,480 00:31:40,516 Mum, get your stuff and some food. We're going. Mum, get your stuff and some food. We're going.
407 00:31:40,640 00:31:41,914 - Where to? - The Tardis. - Where to? - The Tardis.
408 00:31:42,000 00:31:43,149 It's the only safe place on Earth. It's the only safe place on Earth.
409 00:31:43,240 00:31:45,071 - What are we going to do in there? - Hide. - What are we going to do in there? - Hide.
410 00:31:45,160 00:31:47,196 - Is that it? - Mum, look in the sky. - Is that it? - Mum, look in the sky.
411 00:31:47,280 00:31:51,353 There's a great, big alien invasion and I don't know what to do, all right? There's a great, big alien invasion and I don't know what to do, all right?
412 00:31:51,480 00:31:53,675 I've travelled with him and I've seen all that stuff, I've travelled with him and I've seen all that stuff,
413 00:31:53,760 00:31:55,955 but when I'm stuck at home, I'm useless. but when I'm stuck at home, I'm useless.
414 00:31:56,040 00:31:59,828 Now all we can do is run and hide and I'm sorry. Now all we can do is run and hide and I'm sorry.
415 00:31:59,960 00:32:01,632 Now, move. Now, move.
416 00:32:02,080 00:32:03,513 Lift him up. Lift him up.
417 00:32:04,320 00:32:06,709 They're transmitting on screen. They're transmitting on screen.
418 00:32:13,720 00:32:17,269 "Will the leader of this world stand forward?" "Will the leader of this world stand forward?"
419 00:32:20,200 00:32:22,509 I'm proud to represent this planet. I'm proud to represent this planet.
420 00:32:25,160 00:32:26,878 "Come aboard." "Come aboard."
421 00:32:28,280 00:32:30,032 Well, how do I do that? Well, how do I do that?
422 00:32:32,320 00:32:33,878 What's happening? What's happening?
423 00:32:35,440 00:32:37,874 Iwould imagine it's called a teleport. Iwould imagine it's called a teleport.
424 00:32:58,760 00:33:01,558 It's a helmet. They might be like us. It's a helmet. They might be like us.
425 00:33:05,920 00:33:07,353 Or not. Or not.
426 00:33:19,080 00:33:21,310 Mum, will you just leave that stuff and give us a hand? Mum, will you just leave that stuff and give us a hand?
427 00:33:21,400 00:33:23,595 It's food. You said we need... It's food. You said we need...
428 00:33:23,680 00:33:25,193 Just leave it! Just leave it!
429 00:33:29,600 00:33:34,594 "You will surrender or I will release the final... curse "You will surrender or I will release the final... curse
430 00:33:35,720 00:33:37,278 "and your people willjump." "and your people willjump."
431 00:33:38,360 00:33:39,793 If I can speak... If I can speak...
432 00:33:39,880 00:33:41,836 - Mr Llewellyn, you're a civilian. - No. - Mr Llewellyn, you're a civilian. - No.
433 00:33:41,920 00:33:44,832 I sent out the probe, I started it. I made contact with these people. I sent out the probe, I started it. I made contact with these people.
434 00:33:44,960 00:33:47,554 This whole thing's my responsibility. This whole thing's my responsibility.
435 00:33:49,480 00:33:51,436 With respect, sir... With respect, sir...
436 00:33:52,600 00:33:57,037 the human race is taking its first steps towards the stars, the human race is taking its first steps towards the stars,
437 00:33:57,120 00:34:00,715 but we are like children compared to you. but we are like children compared to you.
438 00:34:00,800 00:34:02,711 Children who need help, Children who need help,
439 00:34:02,800 00:34:05,030 children who need compassion. children who need compassion.
440 00:34:06,120 00:34:09,635 I beg of you now, show that compassion. I beg of you now, show that compassion.
441 00:34:18,680 00:34:20,716 That man was your prisoner. That man was your prisoner.
442 00:34:20,800 00:34:24,349 Even your species must have articles of war forbidding... Even your species must have articles of war forbidding...
443 00:34:37,440 00:34:40,113 Harriet Jones, Prime Minister. Harriet Jones, Prime Minister.
444 00:34:42,360 00:34:44,237 "Yes, we know who you are." "Yes, we know who you are."
445 00:34:46,160 00:34:48,071 "Surrender or they will die." "Surrender or they will die."
446 00:34:51,000 00:34:53,992 If I do surrender, how would that be better? If I do surrender, how would that be better?
447 00:34:56,560 00:34:59,393 "Half is sold into slavery, "Half is sold into slavery,
448 00:35:00,000 00:35:01,672 "or one third dies. "or one third dies.
449 00:35:05,320 00:35:06,799 "Your choice." "Your choice."
450 00:35:27,360 00:35:29,590 - No chance you can fly this thing? - Not anymore, no. - No chance you can fly this thing? - Not anymore, no.
451 00:35:29,680 00:35:31,238 You did it before. You did it before.
452 00:35:31,320 00:35:34,835 I know, but it's sort of been wiped out of my head, like it's forbidden. I know, but it's sort of been wiped out of my head, like it's forbidden.
453 00:35:34,920 00:35:37,480 If I try it again, I think the universe rips in half. If I try it again, I think the universe rips in half.
454 00:35:37,560 00:35:39,391 - Ah. Better not, then. - Maybe not. - Ah. Better not, then. - Maybe not.
455 00:35:39,480 00:35:42,597 - So what do we do? Just sit here? - That's as good as it gets. - So what do we do? Just sit here? - That's as good as it gets.
456 00:35:42,680 00:35:44,272 Right. Here we go. Right. Here we go.
457 00:35:44,360 00:35:47,272 - Nice cup of tea. - The solution to everything. - Nice cup of tea. - The solution to everything.
458 00:35:47,400 00:35:50,198 Now stop your moaning. I'll get the rest of the food. Now stop your moaning. I'll get the rest of the food.
459 00:35:54,040 00:35:57,510 Tea. Like we're having a picnic while the world comes to an end. Tea. Like we're having a picnic while the world comes to an end.
460 00:35:57,600 00:35:59,477 It's very British. It's very British.
461 00:36:03,160 00:36:04,832 How does this thing work? How does this thing work?
462 00:36:04,920 00:36:07,593 'Cause if it picks up TV, maybe we can see what's going on out there. 'Cause if it picks up TV, maybe we can see what's going on out there.
463 00:36:07,680 00:36:09,875 Maybe we've surrendered. What do you do to it? Maybe we've surrendered. What do you do to it?
464 00:36:09,960 00:36:12,190 I don't know. It sort of tunes itself. I don't know. It sort of tunes itself.
465 00:36:21,440 00:36:24,671 The noise, the bleeping. They say it's machinery. The noise, the bleeping. They say it's machinery.
466 00:36:24,760 00:36:26,113 "Foreign machinery." "Foreign machinery."
467 00:36:26,240 00:36:30,028 They're accusing us of hiding it. Conspiring. They're accusing us of hiding it. Conspiring.
468 00:36:34,760 00:36:36,398 "Bring it on board." "Bring it on board."
469 00:36:40,280 00:36:41,599 Rose? Rose?
470 00:36:44,160 00:36:45,388 Rose! Rose!
471 00:36:53,960 00:36:56,952 - Maybe it's a distress signal. - Fat lot of good that's gonna do. - Maybe it's a distress signal. - Fat lot of good that's gonna do.
472 00:36:57,040 00:36:59,190 - Are you gonna be a misery all the time? - Yes. - Are you gonna be a misery all the time? - Yes.
473 00:36:59,320 00:37:02,756 You should look at it from my point of view, stuck in here with your mum's cooking. You should look at it from my point of view, stuck in here with your mum's cooking.
474 00:37:02,840 00:37:04,558 Where is she? Where is she?
475 00:37:04,640 00:37:08,713 I'd better give her a hand. It might start raining missiles out there. I'd better give her a hand. It might start raining missiles out there.
476 00:37:08,920 00:37:13,118 - Tell her anything from a tin, that's fine. - Why don't you tell her yourself? - Tell her anything from a tin, that's fine. - Why don't you tell her yourself?
477 00:37:13,240 00:37:15,959 - I'm not that brave. - Oh, I don't know. - I'm not that brave. - Oh, I don't know.
478 00:37:21,880 00:37:23,199 Rose? Rose?
479 00:37:24,600 00:37:27,194 Get off! Get off me! Get off! Get off me!
480 00:37:29,680 00:37:31,750 The door! Close the door! The door! Close the door!
481 00:37:33,840 00:37:35,671 Leave her alone! Leave her alone!
482 00:37:53,520 00:37:54,953 Rose. Rose.
483 00:37:55,040 00:37:56,837 Rose, I've got you. Rose, I've got you.
484 00:37:56,960 00:37:59,190 My Lord. Oh, my precious thing. My Lord. Oh, my precious thing.
485 00:37:59,920 00:38:02,309 The Doctor, is he with you? The Doctor, is he with you?
486 00:38:03,080 00:38:04,308 No. No.
487 00:38:05,200 00:38:07,236 We're on our own. We're on our own.
488 00:38:40,560 00:38:43,950 "The yellow girl, she has the clever blue box. "The yellow girl, she has the clever blue box.
489 00:38:44,080 00:38:46,036 "Therefore she speaks for your planet." "Therefore she speaks for your planet."
490 00:38:46,160 00:38:48,435 - But, she can't. - Yeah, I can. - But, she can't. - Yeah, I can.
491 00:38:48,920 00:38:51,832 - Don't you dare. - Someone's got to be the Doctor. - Don't you dare. - Someone's got to be the Doctor.
492 00:38:51,920 00:38:54,354 - They'll kill you. - It never stopped him. - They'll kill you. - It never stopped him.
493 00:39:02,080 00:39:03,718 I, um... I, um...
494 00:39:05,080 00:39:07,071 I address the Sycorax... I address the Sycorax...
495 00:39:09,120 00:39:12,749 according to Article 15 according to Article 15
496 00:39:12,840 00:39:15,593 of the Shadow Proclamation. of the Shadow Proclamation.
497 00:39:17,040 00:39:19,508 I command you to leave this world I command you to leave this world
498 00:39:19,600 00:39:22,592 with all the authority of... with all the authority of...
499 00:39:22,720 00:39:26,872 the Slitheen Parliament of Rexicoricophalvitorius the Slitheen Parliament of Rexicoricophalvitorius
500 00:39:26,960 00:39:29,554 and, um... and, um...
501 00:39:29,640 00:39:32,632 the Gelth Confederacy... the Gelth Confederacy...
502 00:39:32,760 00:39:36,355 as, uh, sanctioned... as, uh, sanctioned...
503 00:39:36,840 00:39:39,877 by the MightyJagrafess and... by the MightyJagrafess and...
504 00:39:39,960 00:39:41,996 0h! The Daleks. 0h! The Daleks.
505 00:39:43,120 00:39:45,634 Now leave this planet in peace! Now leave this planet in peace!
506 00:39:46,480 00:39:48,072 In peace... In peace...
507 00:39:58,160 00:39:59,912 "You are very, very funny." "You are very, very funny."
508 00:40:02,440 00:40:04,431 "And now you're going to die." "And now you're going to die."
509 00:40:04,520 00:40:06,715 - Leave her alone! - Don't touch her! - Leave her alone! - Don't touch her!
510 00:40:10,360 00:40:12,920 "Did you think you were clever "Did you think you were clever
511 00:40:13,000 00:40:14,797 "with your stolen words?" "with your stolen words?"
512 00:40:17,200 00:40:20,715 "We are the Sycorax and we stride the darkness. "We are the Sycorax and we stride the darkness.
513 00:40:22,440 00:40:25,716 "Next to us, you are but a wailing child. "Next to us, you are but a wailing child.
514 00:40:27,840 00:40:32,834 "If you are the best your planet can offer as a champion..." "If you are the best your planet can offer as a champion..."
515 00:40:32,960 00:40:37,192 ...then yourworld will be gutted... ...then yourworld will be gutted...
516 00:40:37,280 00:40:41,034 - and your people enslaved. - "...and your people enslaved." - and your people enslaved. - "...and your people enslaved."
517 00:40:41,800 00:40:44,473 - Hold on, that's English. - He's talking English. - Hold on, that's English. - He's talking English.
518 00:40:44,560 00:40:46,118 You're talking English. You're talking English.
519 00:40:46,200 00:40:49,078 I would never dirty my tongue with your primitive bile! I would never dirty my tongue with your primitive bile!
520 00:40:49,200 00:40:51,430 That's English. Can you hear English? That's English. Can you hear English?
521 00:40:51,520 00:40:53,317 - Yeah, that's English. - Definitely English. - Yeah, that's English. - Definitely English.
522 00:40:53,400 00:40:56,312 I speak only Sycoraxic! I speak only Sycoraxic!
523 00:40:56,400 00:41:00,712 IfI can hear English, then it's being translated. IfI can hear English, then it's being translated.
524 00:41:01,360 00:41:03,191 Which means it's working. Which means it's working.
525 00:41:03,280 00:41:04,872 Which means... Which means...
526 00:41:12,280 00:41:14,191 Did you miss me? Did you miss me?
527 00:41:19,960 00:41:23,396 - You can have someone's eye out with that. - How dare... - You can have someone's eye out with that. - How dare...
528 00:41:27,640 00:41:30,916 Just can't get the staff. Now, you just wait. Just can't get the staff. Now, you just wait.
529 00:41:31,080 00:41:32,559 I'm busy. I'm busy.
530 00:41:34,920 00:41:36,717 Mickey, hello! Mickey, hello!
531 00:41:37,320 00:41:41,074 And HarrietJones, MP for Flydale North. Blimey, it's like This is Your Life. And HarrietJones, MP for Flydale North. Blimey, it's like This is Your Life.
532 00:41:41,160 00:41:44,277 Tea! That's allI needed. A good cup of tea. Tea! That's allI needed. A good cup of tea.
533 00:41:44,360 00:41:46,669 Super-heated infusion of free radicals and tannin, Super-heated infusion of free radicals and tannin,
534 00:41:46,760 00:41:48,910 just the thing for healing the synapses. just the thing for healing the synapses.
535 00:41:49,000 00:41:52,629 Now, first things first. Be honest... Now, first things first. Be honest...
536 00:41:53,400 00:41:55,709 - how do I look? - Um... - how do I look? - Um...
537 00:41:56,720 00:41:59,188 - Different. - Good different or bad different? - Different. - Good different or bad different?
538 00:41:59,280 00:42:01,111 Just different. Just different.
539 00:42:01,200 00:42:03,919 Am I... ginger? Am I... ginger?
540 00:42:05,480 00:42:07,710 No, you're just sort of brown. No, you're just sort of brown.
541 00:42:07,800 00:42:09,870 Oh, I wanted to be ginger. I've never been ginger. Oh, I wanted to be ginger. I've never been ginger.
542 00:42:09,960 00:42:11,632 And you, Rose Tyler, And you, Rose Tyler,
543 00:42:11,720 00:42:14,951 fat lot of good you were. You gave up on me. Oh, that's rude. fat lot of good you were. You gave up on me. Oh, that's rude.
544 00:42:15,040 00:42:18,476 Is that the sort of man I am now? Am I rude? Rude and not ginger. Is that the sort of man I am now? Am I rude? Rude and not ginger.
545 00:42:18,560 00:42:21,074 - I'm sorry. Who is this? - I'm the Doctor. - I'm sorry. Who is this? - I'm the Doctor.
546 00:42:21,160 00:42:22,388 He's the Doctor. He's the Doctor.
547 00:42:22,480 00:42:25,790 What happened to my Doctor? Or is it a title that'sjust passed on? What happened to my Doctor? Or is it a title that'sjust passed on?
548 00:42:25,880 00:42:28,838 I'm him. I'm literally him. I'm him. I'm literally him.
549 00:42:28,920 00:42:31,514 Same man, new face. Well, new everything. Same man, new face. Well, new everything.
550 00:42:31,600 00:42:34,068 - But you can't be. - HarrietJones. - But you can't be. - HarrietJones.
551 00:42:34,160 00:42:36,071 We were trapped in Downing Street We were trapped in Downing Street
552 00:42:36,160 00:42:39,357 and the one thing that scared you wasn't the aliens, wasn't the war, and the one thing that scared you wasn't the aliens, wasn't the war,
553 00:42:39,440 00:42:41,431 it was the thought of your mother being on her own. it was the thought of your mother being on her own.
554 00:42:41,520 00:42:42,953 Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
555 00:42:43,080 00:42:46,072 - Did you win the election? - Landslide majority. - Did you win the election? - Landslide majority.
556 00:42:46,160 00:42:48,833 IfI might interrupt? IfI might interrupt?
557 00:42:49,000 00:42:50,752 Yes. Sorry. Hello, big fella. Yes. Sorry. Hello, big fella.
558 00:42:50,880 00:42:54,793 - Who exactly are you? - Well, that's the question. - Who exactly are you? - Well, that's the question.
559 00:42:54,880 00:42:57,394 I demand to know who you are! I demand to know who you are!
560 00:42:57,480 00:43:00,278 I don't know! I don't know!
561 00:43:01,360 00:43:05,717 See, that's the thing, I'm the Doctor but beyond that, [just don't know. See, that's the thing, I'm the Doctor but beyond that, [just don't know.
562 00:43:05,800 00:43:09,759 I literally do not know who I am. It's all untested. I literally do not know who I am. It's all untested.
563 00:43:09,840 00:43:12,798 Am Ifunny? Am I sarcastic? Am Ifunny? Am I sarcastic?
564 00:43:12,880 00:43:14,074 Sexy? Sexy?
565 00:43:14,160 00:43:16,720 A right old misery? Life and soul? A right old misery? Life and soul?
566 00:43:16,840 00:43:19,274 Right-handed, left-handed, a gambler, a fighter, Right-handed, left-handed, a gambler, a fighter,
567 00:43:19,360 00:43:21,920 a coward, a traitor, a liar, a nervous wreck? a coward, a traitor, a liar, a nervous wreck?
568 00:43:22,000 00:43:25,197 I mean, judging by the evidence, I've certainly got a gob. I mean, judging by the evidence, I've certainly got a gob.
569 00:43:25,280 00:43:28,829 And how am I gonna react when I see this? And how am I gonna react when I see this?
570 00:43:29,680 00:43:32,956 A great big threatening button. A great big threatening button.
571 00:43:34,520 00:43:38,832 A great big threatening button which must not be pressed under any circumstances. A great big threatening button which must not be pressed under any circumstances.
572 00:43:38,920 00:43:40,273 Am I right? Am I right?
573 00:43:40,360 00:43:42,828 Let me guess, it's some sort of control matrix. Hmm? Let me guess, it's some sort of control matrix. Hmm?
574 00:43:42,920 00:43:44,956 Hold on. What's feeding it? Hold on. What's feeding it?
575 00:43:45,040 00:43:47,110 And what have we got here? And what have we got here?
576 00:43:48,120 00:43:49,599 Blood? Blood?
577 00:43:49,680 00:43:53,878 Yeah, definitely blood. Human blood. A positive, with just a dash of iron. Yeah, definitely blood. Human blood. A positive, with just a dash of iron.
578 00:43:57,120 00:43:59,475 Blood control. Blood control! Blood control. Blood control!
579 00:43:59,560 00:44:00,959 Oh! Oh!
580 00:44:01,040 00:44:03,395 I haven't seen blood controlforyears! I haven't seen blood controlforyears!
581 00:44:03,480 00:44:05,675 You're controlling all the A positives. You're controlling all the A positives.
582 00:44:05,760 00:44:09,116 Which leaves us with a great big stinking problem, Which leaves us with a great big stinking problem,
583 00:44:09,200 00:44:11,873 'cause I really don't know who I am. 'cause I really don't know who I am.
584 00:44:12,440 00:44:14,476 Idon't know when to stop. Idon't know when to stop.
585 00:44:14,560 00:44:17,518 So if I see a great big threatening button So if I see a great big threatening button
586 00:44:17,600 00:44:19,909 which should never, ever, ever be pressed, which should never, ever, ever be pressed,
587 00:44:20,000 00:44:22,560 - then Ijust want to do this. - No! - then Ijust want to do this. - No!
588 00:44:30,080 00:44:33,436 - What the hellam I doing up here? - Get awayfrom the edge. - What the hellam I doing up here? - Get awayfrom the edge.
589 00:44:37,720 00:44:39,950 - You killed them! - What do you think, big fella? - You killed them! - What do you think, big fella?
590 00:44:40,040 00:44:42,395 - Are they dead? - We allow them to live. - Are they dead? - We allow them to live.
591 00:44:42,480 00:44:45,074 Allow? You've no choice. Allow? You've no choice.
592 00:44:45,200 00:44:47,350 That's all blood control is. Cheap bit of voodoo. That's all blood control is. Cheap bit of voodoo.
593 00:44:47,440 00:44:49,476 Scares the pants off you but that's as far as it goes. Scares the pants off you but that's as far as it goes.
594 00:44:49,600 00:44:50,828 It's like hypnosis, It's like hypnosis,
595 00:44:50,920 00:44:53,354 you can hypnotise someone to walk like a chicken or sing like Elvis, you can hypnotise someone to walk like a chicken or sing like Elvis,
596 00:44:53,440 00:44:56,432 you can't hypnotise them to death. Survival instinct's too strong. you can't hypnotise them to death. Survival instinct's too strong.
597 00:44:56,520 00:45:00,069 Blood control wasjust one form of conquest. Blood control wasjust one form of conquest.
598 00:45:00,160 00:45:03,516 Ican summon the armada and take this world by force. Ican summon the armada and take this world by force.
599 00:45:03,600 00:45:05,511 Well, yeah, you could. Yeah. Well, yeah, you could. Yeah.
600 00:45:05,640 00:45:09,110 You could do that, of course you could. But why? You could do that, of course you could. But why?
601 00:45:09,200 00:45:12,272 Look at these people. These human beings. Look at these people. These human beings.
602 00:45:12,640 00:45:14,790 Consider their potential. Consider their potential.
603 00:45:14,880 00:45:19,795 From the day they arrive on the planet and, blinking, step into the sun, From the day they arrive on the planet and, blinking, step into the sun,
604 00:45:19,880 00:45:23,270 there is more to see than can ever be seen, there is more to see than can ever be seen,
605 00:45:23,360 00:45:25,794 more to do than... No, hold on. more to do than... No, hold on.
606 00:45:27,600 00:45:31,309 Sorry, that's The Lion King. But the point still stands. Sorry, that's The Lion King. But the point still stands.
607 00:45:31,760 00:45:34,433 - Leave them alone. - Or what? - Leave them alone. - Or what?
608 00:45:34,520 00:45:35,748 Or... Or...
609 00:45:40,480 00:45:42,152 I challenge you. I challenge you.
610 00:45:45,960 00:45:48,428 Well, that struck a chord. Well, that struck a chord.
611 00:45:48,520 00:45:51,990 Am I right that the sanctified rules of combat still apply? Am I right that the sanctified rules of combat still apply?
612 00:45:52,120 00:45:56,671 - You stand as this world's champion? - Thank you. - You stand as this world's champion? - Thank you.
613 00:45:57,400 00:46:00,278 I've no idea who I am, but you'vejust summed me up. I've no idea who I am, but you'vejust summed me up.
614 00:46:00,400 00:46:03,915 So, do you accept my challenge? Or are you just a... So, do you accept my challenge? Or are you just a...
615 00:46:14,360 00:46:16,749 - Forthe planet? - For the planet. - Forthe planet? - For the planet.
616 00:46:42,800 00:46:44,313 Look out! Look out!
617 00:46:44,400 00:46:47,915 Oh, yeah, that helps. Iwouldn't have thought of that otherwise. Thanks. Oh, yeah, that helps. Iwouldn't have thought of that otherwise. Thanks.
618 00:46:57,720 00:46:59,233 Bit of fresh air? Bit of fresh air?
619 00:47:19,160 00:47:20,639 Stay back! Stay back!
620 00:47:20,720 00:47:23,234 Invalidate the challenge and he wins the planet. Invalidate the challenge and he wins the planet.
621 00:47:47,800 00:47:49,756 You cut my hand off. You cut my hand off.
622 00:47:49,840 00:47:52,434 Sycorax! Sycorax!
623 00:47:54,000 00:47:56,560 And now I know what sort of man I am. And now I know what sort of man I am.
624 00:47:56,640 00:47:59,598 I'm lucky 'cause quite by chance, I'm lucky 'cause quite by chance,
625 00:47:59,680 00:48:02,956 I'm stillwithin the first 1 5 hours of my regeneration cycle. I'm stillwithin the first 1 5 hours of my regeneration cycle.
626 00:48:03,080 00:48:06,311 Which means I've gotjust enough residual cellular energy Which means I've gotjust enough residual cellular energy
627 00:48:06,440 00:48:08,396 to do this. to do this.
628 00:48:15,760 00:48:17,591 Witchcraft. Witchcraft.
629 00:48:17,760 00:48:19,751 Time Lord. Time Lord.
630 00:48:21,400 00:48:22,628 Doctor! Doctor!
631 00:48:25,160 00:48:28,232 - 0h, so I'm still the Doctor, then? - No arguments from me. - 0h, so I'm still the Doctor, then? - No arguments from me.
632 00:48:28,320 00:48:30,834 You want to know the best bit? This new hand... You want to know the best bit? This new hand...
633 00:48:31,000 00:48:33,230 it's a fighting hand! it's a fighting hand!
634 00:48:49,680 00:48:50,908 Iwin. Iwin.
635 00:48:51,440 00:48:53,237 Then kill me. Then kill me.
636 00:48:53,520 00:48:56,751 I'll spare your life if you'll take this champion's command. I'll spare your life if you'll take this champion's command.
637 00:48:57,600 00:49:01,195 Leave this planet and never return. Leave this planet and never return.
638 00:49:02,000 00:49:04,514 - What do you say? - Yes. - What do you say? - Yes.
639 00:49:04,600 00:49:06,989 Swear on the blood of your species. Swear on the blood of your species.
640 00:49:09,320 00:49:11,788 I swear. I swear.
641 00:49:12,360 00:49:14,999 There we are, then. Thanks for that. Cheers, big fella. There we are, then. Thanks for that. Cheers, big fella.
642 00:49:15,080 00:49:16,399 Bravo! Bravo!
643 00:49:16,520 00:49:19,193 That says it all. Bravo. That says it all. Bravo.
644 00:49:19,720 00:49:21,631 Not bad for a man in hisjimjams. Not bad for a man in hisjimjams.
645 00:49:21,720 00:49:24,109 Very Arthur Dent. Now, there was a nice man. Very Arthur Dent. Now, there was a nice man.
646 00:49:24,200 00:49:26,430 Hold on, what have I got in here? Hold on, what have I got in here?
647 00:49:26,520 00:49:28,590 A satsuma. A satsuma.
648 00:49:28,720 00:49:31,598 Ah, that friend of your mother's. He does like his snacks, doesn't he? Ah, that friend of your mother's. He does like his snacks, doesn't he?
649 00:49:31,680 00:49:33,591 But doesn't thatjust sum up Christmas? But doesn't thatjust sum up Christmas?
650 00:49:33,720 00:49:36,757 You go through allthose presents and right at the end, You go through allthose presents and right at the end,
651 00:49:36,880 00:49:40,156 tucked away at the bottom, there's always one stupid old satsuma. tucked away at the bottom, there's always one stupid old satsuma.
652 00:49:40,280 00:49:41,952 Who wants a satsuma... Who wants a satsuma...
653 00:49:46,720 00:49:48,517 No second chances. No second chances.
654 00:49:48,720 00:49:50,676 I'm that sort of a man. I'm that sort of a man.
655 00:49:57,760 00:50:00,149 By the ancient rites of combat, By the ancient rites of combat,
656 00:50:00,240 00:50:03,755 Iforbid you to scavenge here for the rest of time. Iforbid you to scavenge here for the rest of time.
657 00:50:04,160 00:50:07,914 And when you go back to the stars and tell others of this planet, And when you go back to the stars and tell others of this planet,
658 00:50:08,000 00:50:13,154 when you tell them of its riches, its people, its potential, when you tell them of its riches, its people, its potential,
659 00:50:13,280 00:50:15,840 when you talk of the Earth, when you talk of the Earth,
660 00:50:15,920 00:50:18,434 then make sure that you tell them this. then make sure that you tell them this.
661 00:50:19,320 00:50:22,357 It is defended. It is defended.
662 00:50:29,760 00:50:33,196 - Where are we? - We're just off Bloxsome Road. - Where are we? - We're just off Bloxsome Road.
663 00:50:33,280 00:50:35,589 We'rejust round the corner. We did it! We'rejust round the corner. We did it!
664 00:50:35,720 00:50:37,790 Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
665 00:50:46,480 00:50:48,914 Go on, my son! Oh, yeah! Go on, my son! Oh, yeah!
666 00:50:49,000 00:50:50,797 Yeah. Don't come back! Yeah. Don't come back!
667 00:50:50,880 00:50:53,235 It is defended! It is defended!
668 00:51:04,440 00:51:07,159 - My Doctor. - Prime Minister. - My Doctor. - Prime Minister.
669 00:51:11,480 00:51:13,710 Absolutely the same man. Absolutely the same man.
670 00:51:18,480 00:51:22,951 - Are there many more out there? - Ooh, notjust Sycorax. - Are there many more out there? - Ooh, notjust Sycorax.
671 00:51:24,160 00:51:26,151 Hundreds of species. Hundreds of species.
672 00:51:26,240 00:51:27,992 Thousands of them. Thousands of them.
673 00:51:28,840 00:51:32,116 And the human race is drawing attention to itself. And the human race is drawing attention to itself.
674 00:51:32,200 00:51:36,830 Everyday you're sending out probes, messages and signals. Everyday you're sending out probes, messages and signals.
675 00:51:36,920 00:51:38,831 This planet's so noisy. This planet's so noisy.
676 00:51:39,960 00:51:43,669 You're getting noticed, more and more. You're getting noticed, more and more.
677 00:51:45,680 00:51:47,830 You better get used to it. You better get used to it.
678 00:51:49,640 00:51:51,153 Talking oftrouble... Talking oftrouble...
679 00:51:51,240 00:51:53,708 - 0h, my God! Rose. - He did it, Mum. - 0h, my God! Rose. - He did it, Mum.
680 00:51:55,520 00:51:58,273 You did it, too! It was the tea. Fixed his head. You did it, too! It was the tea. Fixed his head.
681 00:51:58,360 00:52:00,078 That's allI needed. Cup of tea. That's allI needed. Cup of tea.
682 00:52:00,200 00:52:02,316 - I said so. - And look at him. - I said so. - And look at him.
683 00:52:02,400 00:52:05,710 Is it him, though? Is it really the Doctor? Is it him, though? Is it really the Doctor?
684 00:52:08,080 00:52:11,117 Oh, my God! It's the bleeding Prime Minister! Oh, my God! It's the bleeding Prime Minister!
685 00:52:11,200 00:52:12,633 Come here, you. Come here, you.
686 00:52:16,400 00:52:18,311 Are you better? Are you better?
687 00:52:21,240 00:52:25,711 It's a message from Torchwood. They say they're ready. It's a message from Torchwood. They say they're ready.
688 00:52:30,280 00:52:31,793 You left me. You left me.
689 00:52:31,960 00:52:33,916 What do I do with the food? What do I do with the food?
690 00:52:36,080 00:52:37,911 Tell them to fire. Tell them to fire.
691 00:52:42,600 00:52:44,079 Fire at will. Fire at will.
692 00:53:19,160 00:53:21,594 What is that? What's happening? What is that? What's happening?
693 00:53:28,640 00:53:31,279 - That was murder. - That was defence. - That was murder. - That was defence.
694 00:53:31,360 00:53:33,920 It's adapted from alien technology. It's adapted from alien technology.
695 00:53:34,280 00:53:37,716 - A ship that fell to Earth ten years ago. - But they were leaving. - A ship that fell to Earth ten years ago. - But they were leaving.
696 00:53:37,800 00:53:40,712 You said yourself, Doctor, they'd go back to the stars You said yourself, Doctor, they'd go back to the stars
697 00:53:40,800 00:53:43,109 and tell others about the Earth. and tell others about the Earth.
698 00:53:43,280 00:53:46,317 I'm sorry, Doctor, but you're not here all the time. You come and go. I'm sorry, Doctor, but you're not here all the time. You come and go.
699 00:53:46,440 00:53:50,069 It happened today. Mr Llewellyn and the Major. It happened today. Mr Llewellyn and the Major.
700 00:53:50,200 00:53:53,988 They were murdered. They died right in front of me while you were sleeping. They were murdered. They died right in front of me while you were sleeping.
701 00:53:54,080 00:53:56,913 In which case, we have to defend ourselves. In which case, we have to defend ourselves.
702 00:53:57,000 00:53:59,833 - Britain's golden age. - It comes with a price. - Britain's golden age. - It comes with a price.
703 00:53:59,920 00:54:02,275 I gave them the wrong warning. I gave them the wrong warning.
704 00:54:02,360 00:54:05,079 Ishould have told them to run as fast as they can. Ishould have told them to run as fast as they can.
705 00:54:05,160 00:54:08,391 Run and hide because the monsters are coming. The human race. Run and hide because the monsters are coming. The human race.
706 00:54:08,480 00:54:11,677 Those are the people I represent. I did it on their behalf. Those are the people I represent. I did it on their behalf.
707 00:54:11,800 00:54:13,358 And I should have stopped you. And I should have stopped you.
708 00:54:13,520 00:54:17,559 What does that make you, Doctor? Another alien threat? What does that make you, Doctor? Another alien threat?
709 00:54:17,680 00:54:21,958 Don't challenge me, HarrietJones, 'cause I'm a completely new man. Don't challenge me, HarrietJones, 'cause I'm a completely new man.
710 00:54:22,680 00:54:25,353 Icould bring down your government with a single word. Icould bring down your government with a single word.
711 00:54:25,440 00:54:28,796 You're the most remarkable man I've ever met, You're the most remarkable man I've ever met,
712 00:54:30,280 00:54:32,953 but I don't think you're quite capable of that. but I don't think you're quite capable of that.
713 00:54:33,080 00:54:35,196 No. You're right. Not a single word. No. You're right. Not a single word.
714 00:54:37,400 00:54:39,436 - Just six. - I don't think so. - Just six. - I don't think so.
715 00:54:39,520 00:54:41,192 - Six words. - Stop it. - Six words. - Stop it.
716 00:54:41,280 00:54:42,713 Six. Six.
717 00:54:54,040 00:54:56,474 Don't you think she looks tired? Don't you think she looks tired?
718 00:55:10,920 00:55:12,876 - What did he say? - Nothing, really. - What did he say? - Nothing, really.
719 00:55:13,000 00:55:15,639 - What did he say? - Nothing. I don't know. - What did he say? - Nothing. I don't know.
720 00:55:15,720 00:55:17,438 Doctor! Doctor!
721 00:55:17,520 00:55:19,511 Doctor, what did... What was that? What did he say? Doctor, what did... What was that? What did he say?
722 00:55:19,600 00:55:22,239 What did you say, Doctor? Doctor! What did you say, Doctor? Doctor!
723 00:55:26,680 00:55:28,193 I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
724 00:57:00,680 00:57:02,272 Oh, that's yours. Oh, that's yours.
725 00:57:03,680 00:57:07,036 It's pink! It should be yours. It's pink! It should be yours.
726 00:57:09,320 00:57:11,072 Look, it's Harriet Jones. Look, it's Harriet Jones.
727 00:57:11,160 00:57:14,072 Prime Minister, is it true you’re no longer fit to be in position? Prime Minister, is it true you’re no longer fit to be in position?
728 00:57:14,200 00:57:16,668 No. Now, can we talk about other things? No. Now, can we talk about other things?
729 00:57:16,760 00:57:18,637 Is it true you ’re unfit for office? Is it true you ’re unfit for office?
730 00:57:18,720 00:57:21,280 Look, there is nothing wrong with my health. Look, there is nothing wrong with my health.
731 00:57:21,360 00:57:24,397 I don ’t know where these stories are coming from. I don ’t know where these stories are coming from.
732 00:57:24,480 00:57:27,313 And a vote of no confidence is completely unjustified And a vote of no confidence is completely unjustified
733 00:57:27,400 00:57:28,992 Are you going to resign? Are you going to resign?
734 00:57:29,120 00:57:33,875 0n today of all days, I find I ’m fine. took at me, I'm fine. I look fine, I feel fine. 0n today of all days, I find I ’m fine. took at me, I'm fine. I look fine, I feel fine.
735 00:57:33,960 00:57:36,793 - It's Bev. She says go and look outside. - Why? - It's Bev. She says go and look outside. - Why?
736 00:57:36,880 00:57:39,553 I don't know. Just go outside and look. Come on, shift. I don't know. Just go outside and look. Come on, shift.
737 00:57:54,040 00:57:55,917 That's beautiful. That's beautiful.
738 00:57:56,040 00:57:57,712 What are they? Meteors? What are they? Meteors?
739 00:57:57,800 00:58:00,872 It's the spaceship breaking up in the atmosphere. It's the spaceship breaking up in the atmosphere.
740 00:58:01,720 00:58:04,154 This isn't snow. It's ash. This isn't snow. It's ash.
741 00:58:04,240 00:58:06,276 Okay, not so beautiful. Okay, not so beautiful.
742 00:58:07,400 00:58:09,755 And this is a brand-new planet Earth. And this is a brand-new planet Earth.
743 00:58:10,840 00:58:14,037 No denying the existence of aliens now. Everyone saw it. No denying the existence of aliens now. Everyone saw it.
744 00:58:14,840 00:58:16,239 Everything's new. Everything's new.
745 00:58:16,320 00:58:19,073 And what about you? What are you gonna do next? And what about you? What are you gonna do next?
746 00:58:19,880 00:58:21,711 Well... Well...
747 00:58:22,920 00:58:25,388 back to the Tardis, same old life. back to the Tardis, same old life.
748 00:58:26,640 00:58:28,915 - On your own? - Why, don‘t you want to come? - On your own? - Why, don‘t you want to come?
749 00:58:29,000 00:58:30,433 - Well, yeah. - Do you? - Well, yeah. - Do you?
750 00:58:30,560 00:58:32,710 - Yeah. - Well, Ijust thought... - Yeah. - Well, Ijust thought...
751 00:58:32,800 00:58:36,031 - 'cause I'd changed. - Yeah, Ithought 'cause you'd changed... - 'cause I'd changed. - Yeah, Ithought 'cause you'd changed...
752 00:58:36,120 00:58:37,838 you might not want me anymore. you might not want me anymore.
753 00:58:37,920 00:58:39,956 - 0h, I'd love you to come. - 0kay. - 0h, I'd love you to come. - 0kay.
754 00:58:40,040 00:58:42,349 You're never gonna stay, are you? You're never gonna stay, are you?
755 00:58:44,600 00:58:46,716 There'sjust so much out there. There'sjust so much out there.
756 00:58:46,840 00:58:49,877 So much to see. I've got to. So much to see. I've got to.
757 00:58:50,960 00:58:52,518 Yeah. Yeah.
758 00:58:52,600 00:58:55,512 Well, I reckon you're mad. The pair of you. Well, I reckon you're mad. The pair of you.
759 00:58:55,600 00:58:59,878 - It's like you go looking fortrouble. - Trouble'sjust the bits in-between. - It's like you go looking fortrouble. - Trouble'sjust the bits in-between.
760 00:58:59,960 00:59:02,235 It's all waiting out there, Jackie. It's all waiting out there, Jackie.
761 00:59:02,360 00:59:04,351 And it's brand-new to me. And it's brand-new to me.
762 00:59:04,440 00:59:09,639 All those planets, creatures and horizons, haven't seen them yet. All those planets, creatures and horizons, haven't seen them yet.
763 00:59:10,040 00:59:11,678 Not with these eyes. Not with these eyes.
764 00:59:13,480 00:59:15,277 And it is gonna be... And it is gonna be...
765 00:59:17,520 00:59:19,112 fantastic. fantastic.
766 00:59:22,240 00:59:25,152 That hand of yours still gives me the creeps. That hand of yours still gives me the creeps.
767 00:59:35,120 00:59:37,236 So, where are we gonna go first? So, where are we gonna go first?
768 00:59:37,840 00:59:39,034 Um... Um...
769 00:59:40,680 00:59:42,750 That way. No, hold on. That way. No, hold on.
770 00:59:45,320 00:59:47,595 - That way. - That way. - That way. - That way.
771 00:59:47,680 00:59:49,033 You think? You think?
772 00:59:49,840 00:59:51,512 Yeah. That way. Yeah. That way.
773 01:00:02,680 01:00:06,195 - So, where are we going? - Furtherthan we've ever gone before. - So, where are we going? - Furtherthan we've ever gone before.
774 01:00:09,200 01:00:11,509 - I don't believe we've met. - I'm the Doctor. - I don't believe we've met. - I'm the Doctor.
775 01:00:11,640 01:00:13,995 MayI introduce Miss Sarah Jane Smith? MayI introduce Miss Sarah Jane Smith?
776 01:00:19,320 01:00:20,992 K-9! K-9!
777 01:00:24,640 01:00:27,996 Said he'll talk to a wanderer. To the man without a home. Said he'll talk to a wanderer. To the man without a home.
778 01:00:28,520 01:00:31,557 MightI introduce Her Majesty, Queen Victoria? MightI introduce Her Majesty, Queen Victoria?
779 01:00:31,680 01:00:33,398 Bullets can't stop it. Bullets can't stop it.
779 01:00:31,680 01:00:33,398 Bullets can't stop it. Bullets can't stop it.