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1 00:03:08,556 00:03:13,294 (Whispering) (Whispering)
2 00:03:48,829 00:03:50,464 Hello. You called for a distiller? Hello. You called for a distiller?
3 00:03:50,498 00:03:52,600 Yes, come in. Yes, come in.
4 00:03:53,334 00:03:54,935 I spoke with a man on the phone.. I spoke with a man on the phone..
5 00:03:54,968 00:03:56,437 Moses. Yes, Moses. Moses. Yes, Moses.
6 00:03:56,470 00:03:58,872 He said 9:00. I assumed he meant p.m. He said 9:00. I assumed he meant p.m.
7 00:03:59,607 00:04:02,743 P.M. is prime time. I've missed my stories. P.M. is prime time. I've missed my stories.
8 00:04:02,776 00:04:04,312 Well, I guess I thought since they come out Well, I guess I thought since they come out
9 00:04:04,345 00:04:05,813 at night, that that would mean.. at night, that that would mean..
10 00:04:05,846 00:04:07,915 No, they come out all the time, we just notice them No, they come out all the time, we just notice them
11 00:04:07,948 00:04:10,484 more at night because you don't have anything better to do. more at night because you don't have anything better to do.
12 00:04:12,320 00:04:13,921 And your name is? And your name is?
13 00:04:14,355 00:04:15,789 My name is Matthew Moon. My name is Matthew Moon.
14 00:04:16,790 00:04:17,891 Has it been happening all over the house? Has it been happening all over the house?
15 00:04:17,925 00:04:19,860 Mostly in the study, although we've been hearing them Mostly in the study, although we've been hearing them
16 00:04:19,893 00:04:21,429 in other places as well. in other places as well.
17 00:04:21,929 00:04:23,864 Just hearing? You haven't seen anything? Just hearing? You haven't seen anything?
18 00:04:23,897 00:04:25,065 We've had several items go missing. We've had several items go missing.
19 00:04:25,098 00:04:27,468 We thought someone had been stealing from us. We thought someone had been stealing from us.
20 00:04:28,802 00:04:30,804 What about batteries going dead What about batteries going dead
21 00:04:30,838 00:04:32,039 before they're supposed to? before they're supposed to?
22 00:04:32,072 00:04:34,642 What about food expiring before it's supposed to? What about food expiring before it's supposed to?
23 00:04:35,509 00:04:36,844 Now that you mention it, Now that you mention it,
24 00:04:36,877 00:04:38,379 we've been having trouble keeping milk fresh without.. we've been having trouble keeping milk fresh without..
25 00:04:38,412 00:04:40,814 Milk! Shit. Milk! Shit.
26 00:04:40,848 00:04:42,049 You didn't drink any of it, did you? You didn't drink any of it, did you?
27 00:04:42,082 00:04:43,917 No, should I have? No, should I have?
28 00:04:45,919 00:04:47,821 It's just that milk makes them strong, It's just that milk makes them strong,
29 00:04:47,855 00:04:49,490 makes them excitable. makes them excitable.
30 00:04:49,823 00:04:51,859 It does more than just a body good. It does more than just a body good.
31 00:04:53,827 00:04:55,929 Did you get the items Moses asked you to get? Did you get the items Moses asked you to get?
32 00:04:55,963 00:04:57,898 Yes. Yes, I picked them up last night. Yes. Yes, I picked them up last night.
33 00:04:57,931 00:04:59,533 Let me go and get them for you. Let me go and get them for you.
34 00:05:02,803 00:05:04,338 I have been finding crumbs everywhere. I have been finding crumbs everywhere.
35 00:05:04,372 00:05:06,006 Could that mean anything? Could that mean anything?
36 00:05:15,883 00:05:18,386 This is bad place to put cookies. This is bad place to put cookies.
37 00:05:27,561 00:05:29,930 Hm. This is too cheap, it won't work. Hm. This is too cheap, it won't work.
38 00:05:29,963 00:05:32,533 Moses just said rum, he didn't say expensive rum. Moses just said rum, he didn't say expensive rum.
39 00:05:32,566 00:05:34,568 He didn't say cheap rum either. He didn't say cheap rum either.
40 00:05:35,869 00:05:37,371 Where's your liquor cabinet? Where's your liquor cabinet?
41 00:05:37,405 00:05:38,138 It's to the left. It's to the left.
42 00:05:38,171 00:05:39,440 No. No. No. No.
43 00:05:39,473 00:05:40,874 No, farther left. No, farther left.
44 00:05:42,976 00:05:43,877 Aha. Aha.
45 00:05:45,579 00:05:47,615 That was a gift! That was a gift!
46 00:05:47,648 00:05:49,617 Are you sure none of these other bottles will do? Are you sure none of these other bottles will do?
47 00:05:49,650 00:05:51,485 How do they even know the difference? How do they even know the difference?
48 00:05:51,519 00:05:52,553 You said the Reading Room, right? You said the Reading Room, right?
49 00:05:52,586 00:05:53,887 Yes! Yes!
50 00:06:51,011 00:06:52,613 They like sweets. They like sweets.
51 00:07:22,543 00:07:23,577 Can you hear that? Can you hear that?
52 00:07:23,611 00:07:27,581 (Whispering) (Whispering)
53 00:07:29,517 00:07:31,619 They can smell the bourbon. They can smell the bourbon.
54 00:07:37,858 00:07:39,593 Ok, now I need your blood. Ok, now I need your blood.
55 00:07:39,627 00:07:41,829 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
56 00:07:41,862 00:07:45,032 Why can't we use your blood? Why can't we use your blood?
57 00:07:45,065 00:07:47,067 Well, that'll cost you extra. Well, that'll cost you extra.
58 00:07:48,068 00:07:49,937 A lot extra. A lot extra.
59 00:07:56,977 00:07:58,612 A Swiss Army Knife? A Swiss Army Knife?
60 00:07:58,646 00:08:00,180 Shouldn't it be a magic knife, Shouldn't it be a magic knife,
61 00:08:00,213 00:08:02,082 with a dragon skull carved into it, with a dragon skull carved into it,
62 00:08:02,115 00:08:04,117 or some other iconography? or some other iconography?
63 00:08:04,985 00:08:07,087 This knife has a can opener, a screwdriver, This knife has a can opener, a screwdriver,
64 00:08:07,120 00:08:08,822 and performs ritual blood letting. and performs ritual blood letting.
65 00:08:08,856 00:08:10,090 It also has a toothpick. It also has a toothpick.
66 00:08:10,123 00:08:12,159 That sounds pretty magical to me. That sounds pretty magical to me.
67 00:08:12,192 00:08:13,994 I can draw my own blood. I can draw my own blood.
68 00:10:05,973 00:10:08,942 Here. It dissipates with time, but trust me.. Here. It dissipates with time, but trust me..
69 00:10:08,976 00:10:10,944 It's in there. It's in there.
70 00:10:10,978 00:10:12,980 And whatever you do, don't ever open it. And whatever you do, don't ever open it.
71 00:10:13,013 00:10:14,682 Unless you want to cause some trouble again. Unless you want to cause some trouble again.
72 00:10:14,982 00:10:16,950 And don't ever drink it. And don't ever drink it.
73 00:10:18,118 00:10:19,953 You, you're not taking it with you. You, you're not taking it with you.
74 00:10:19,987 00:10:22,856 No, it's yours, for you to display as you please. No, it's yours, for you to display as you please.
75 00:10:22,890 00:10:23,791 No. No, no, no, no. No. No, no, no, no.
76 00:10:23,824 00:10:25,292 My cleaning woman is extremely superstitious. My cleaning woman is extremely superstitious.
77 00:10:25,325 00:10:27,094 She would never allow this to be in our home. She would never allow this to be in our home.
78 00:10:27,127 00:10:28,328 She would quit cleaning, the whole place would.. She would quit cleaning, the whole place would..
79 00:10:28,361 00:10:29,863 If you want me to take it.. If you want me to take it..
80 00:10:29,897 00:10:30,764 My wife would never allow it. My wife would never allow it.
81 00:10:30,798 00:10:31,965 It's going to cost you more. It's going to cost you more.
82 00:10:31,999 00:10:32,966 Fine. Fine. Take it with you. Fine. Fine. Take it with you.
83 00:10:33,000 00:10:34,968 Whatever it costs, just get it out of my house. Whatever it costs, just get it out of my house.
84 00:10:35,002 00:10:36,236 Fine. Fine.
85 00:10:40,007 00:10:42,109 What the hell was that anyway? What the hell was that anyway?
86 00:10:43,010 00:10:45,946 Oh, it'll be itemized on your bill. Oh, it'll be itemized on your bill.
87 00:11:08,035 00:11:10,003 Hi. Matt? Hi. Matt?
88 00:11:10,037 00:11:11,371 Yeah, I just flew in. Yeah, I just flew in.
89 00:11:11,404 00:11:13,140 We just got your package for Blue in the mail. We just got your package for Blue in the mail.
90 00:11:13,173 00:11:14,908 I'll put her on after she opens it. I'll put her on after she opens it.
91 00:11:14,942 00:11:18,211 Yeah, sure. How's the birthday girl? Yeah, sure. How's the birthday girl?
92 00:11:18,245 00:11:19,880 She's been asking about you. She's been asking about you.
93 00:11:19,913 00:11:21,348 We got your postcard from Santa Fe. We got your postcard from Santa Fe.
94 00:11:21,381 00:11:24,151 They thought you said you saw Santa Claus. They thought you said you saw Santa Claus.
95 00:11:24,184 00:11:26,119 How's the weather? How's the weather?
96 00:11:26,153 00:11:28,455 Oh, the weather's fine. It's hot as always. Oh, the weather's fine. It's hot as always.
97 00:11:28,488 00:11:29,923 They were predicting rain They were predicting rain
98 00:11:29,957 00:11:31,291 Yay! For us today, Yay! For us today,
99 00:11:31,324 00:11:32,425 but it turned out to be nice for her party later. but it turned out to be nice for her party later.
100 00:11:32,459 00:11:34,895 Great. That's great. Great. That's great.
101 00:11:34,928 00:11:35,896 How's the fish? How's the fish?
102 00:11:35,929 00:11:37,264 It's really big. It's really big.
103 00:11:37,297 00:11:38,899 It was a nice thought, but It was a nice thought, but
104 00:11:38,932 00:11:42,469 Charlie would rather watch TV or play games. Charlie would rather watch TV or play games.
105 00:11:42,502 00:11:45,973 I think he's going to be more of an indoor kid. I think he's going to be more of an indoor kid.
106 00:11:46,173 00:11:47,174 Yay! Yay!
107 00:11:47,207 00:11:48,275 Blue... Blue...
108 00:11:50,010 00:11:52,045 No! No!
109 00:11:53,213 00:11:55,215 Blue, Uncle Matt's on the phone. Blue, Uncle Matt's on the phone.
110 00:11:56,083 00:11:58,051 Hi Uncle Matt. Say thank you Hi Uncle Matt. Say thank you
111 00:11:58,085 00:12:00,253 for the teddy bear. Hi Blue, happy birthday. for the teddy bear. Hi Blue, happy birthday.
112 00:12:00,287 00:12:03,190 Did you get the box of styrofoam peanuts I sent you? Did you get the box of styrofoam peanuts I sent you?
113 00:12:03,223 00:12:04,892 Say thank you! Say thank you!
114 00:12:04,925 00:12:08,095 Thank you for the teddy bear. I really love it. Thank you for the teddy bear. I really love it.
115 00:12:08,996 00:12:11,932 Oh, was there one of those in the box too? Good. Oh, was there one of those in the box too? Good.
116 00:12:11,965 00:12:13,500 Give me the phone. Bye! Give me the phone. Bye!
117 00:12:15,235 00:12:17,037 Hey Matt. Hey Matt.
118 00:12:18,038 00:12:20,373 Charlie! Matt, I gotta go. Charlie! Matt, I gotta go.
119 00:12:21,008 00:12:24,011 Charlie, what are you doing? Charlie, what are you doing?
120 00:12:28,515 00:12:30,884 I mean, we'll probably have a connecting flight I mean, we'll probably have a connecting flight
121 00:12:30,918 00:12:32,085 somewhere in Heathrow. somewhere in Heathrow.
122 00:12:32,119 00:12:33,987 We should meet up for dinner or something. We should meet up for dinner or something.
123 00:12:36,023 00:12:37,090 Hi. Hi.
124 00:12:37,124 00:12:39,326 Looks like I'm late for the party. Looks like I'm late for the party.
125 00:12:50,137 00:12:53,974 Sorry I'm late. Family business to attend to. Sorry I'm late. Family business to attend to.
126 00:12:54,007 00:12:55,943 Apparently they're not taking Visa Apparently they're not taking Visa
127 00:12:55,976 00:12:58,211 in Saudi Arabia these days. in Saudi Arabia these days.
128 00:12:59,146 00:13:01,982 Another client declined to keep their souvenir Another client declined to keep their souvenir
129 00:13:02,015 00:13:04,017 from the experience, I take it. from the experience, I take it.
130 00:13:04,051 00:13:06,419 Either we're not charging enough for its storage Either we're not charging enough for its storage
131 00:13:06,453 00:13:09,222 or people just aren't as sentimental as they used to be. or people just aren't as sentimental as they used to be.
132 00:13:10,023 00:13:11,358 Only you would be morbid enough Only you would be morbid enough
133 00:13:11,391 00:13:13,994 to keep these things as decorations. to keep these things as decorations.
134 00:13:14,027 00:13:18,131 Besides, storage is our most profitable service. Besides, storage is our most profitable service.
135 00:13:18,999 00:13:20,200 This one caused me enough trouble This one caused me enough trouble
136 00:13:20,233 00:13:21,969 that I'd like to hang onto it. that I'd like to hang onto it.
137 00:13:25,906 00:13:27,474 Have it sent back with Fussell. Have it sent back with Fussell.
138 00:13:27,507 00:13:28,876 Your trophy collection Your trophy collection
139 00:13:28,909 00:13:30,277 is more trouble than it's worth. is more trouble than it's worth.
140 00:13:30,310 00:13:34,915 Better that they be kept safe in my disused house Better that they be kept safe in my disused house
141 00:13:34,948 00:13:37,384 than in some storage facility where a than in some storage facility where a
142 00:13:37,417 00:13:39,419 hapless maintenance worker can come along hapless maintenance worker can come along
143 00:13:39,452 00:13:41,121 and have the drink of his life. and have the drink of his life.
144 00:13:41,154 00:13:43,290 And yet you take your caretaker to put them away, And yet you take your caretaker to put them away,
145 00:13:43,323 00:13:46,226 despite the fact that you won't tell him what's inside. despite the fact that you won't tell him what's inside.
146 00:13:49,029 00:13:51,131 I hate it when they look at me. I hate it when they look at me.
147 00:13:51,531 00:13:55,335 Where's Baynes? Baynes run into trouble? Where's Baynes? Baynes run into trouble?
148 00:13:56,069 00:13:59,306 No. Trouble ate him. No. Trouble ate him.
149 00:13:59,339 00:14:01,441 Most of him, at least. We found the body. Most of him, at least. We found the body.
150 00:14:01,474 00:14:03,443 We're shipping him back to Akron tomorrow. We're shipping him back to Akron tomorrow.
151 00:14:03,476 00:14:05,946 Moses, that'll cost an arm and a leg. Moses, that'll cost an arm and a leg.
152 00:14:05,979 00:14:06,813 You're awful. You're awful.
153 00:14:06,846 00:14:09,282 I mean, it's expensive to ship a body. I mean, it's expensive to ship a body.
154 00:14:09,316 00:14:11,985 Especially if there's so little of him left to ship. Especially if there's so little of him left to ship.
155 00:14:12,019 00:14:16,924 And I mean it, you're an awful, cheap bastard. And I mean it, you're an awful, cheap bastard.
156 00:14:16,957 00:14:18,058 You wouldn't want to be sent You wouldn't want to be sent
157 00:14:18,091 00:14:19,459 back to your family? back to your family?
158 00:14:19,492 00:14:21,929 For God's sake Moses, when I die, go ahead, cremate me. For God's sake Moses, when I die, go ahead, cremate me.
159 00:14:21,962 00:14:24,031 Send me home in an envelope, ok? Send me home in an envelope, ok?
160 00:14:24,064 00:14:26,366 I suppose we just tell the postman I suppose we just tell the postman
161 00:14:26,399 00:14:27,968 it's a package of coffee? it's a package of coffee?
162 00:14:29,002 00:14:30,337 Pepper. I hate coffee. Pepper. I hate coffee.
163 00:14:43,250 00:14:45,218 We recovered this with Baines' body. We recovered this with Baines' body.
164 00:14:45,252 00:14:47,120 You'll need it for the ritual. You'll need it for the ritual.
165 00:14:53,460 00:14:56,229 You're not sounding very good. You feel all right? You're not sounding very good. You feel all right?
166 00:14:56,263 00:14:59,232 No worse than you look. No worse than you look.
167 00:15:01,969 00:15:05,973 Yes, but I look a little worse every year. Yes, but I look a little worse every year.
168 00:15:08,241 00:15:10,477 Maybe you should take some time, Maybe you should take some time,
169 00:15:10,510 00:15:12,379 go visit your girlfriend, what's her name, Blue? go visit your girlfriend, what's her name, Blue?
170 00:15:12,412 00:15:14,547 Blue's my niece, Moses. Blue's my niece, Moses.
171 00:15:16,216 00:15:19,086 Spend some money for once. Take time. Spend some money for once. Take time.
172 00:15:20,053 00:15:22,189 You know better than most you can't take it with you. You know better than most you can't take it with you.
173 00:15:23,356 00:15:26,126 I'll take time when the holidays come. I'll take time when the holidays come.
174 00:15:26,159 00:15:28,962 You don't look like you'd last another week, You don't look like you'd last another week,
175 00:15:28,996 00:15:31,031 let alone five months. let alone five months.
176 00:15:32,532 00:15:34,434 The holidays. The holidays.
177 00:15:35,735 00:15:38,738 Now if you'll excuse me, your time is my money. Now if you'll excuse me, your time is my money.
178 00:15:38,771 00:15:42,109 Don't forget to wear something warm. Don't forget to wear something warm.
179 00:16:24,184 00:16:26,786 Well, there's your problem. Well, there's your problem.
180 00:16:26,819 00:16:29,189 He probably wanted it back in his cave. He probably wanted it back in his cave.
181 00:16:30,557 00:16:32,359 Or wherever you stole it from. Or wherever you stole it from.
182 00:16:44,771 00:16:47,107 You're no Humble Bumble. You're no Humble Bumble.
183 00:16:55,582 00:17:00,587 This is for you. This is for you.
184 00:17:20,873 00:17:23,143 Stop touching the radio. Stop touching the radio.
185 00:17:23,810 00:17:26,179 When you drive, you'll get to pick what we listen to. When you drive, you'll get to pick what we listen to.
186 00:17:26,213 00:17:28,248 When I drive, we get to listen to listen to you When I drive, we get to listen to listen to you
187 00:17:28,281 00:17:29,816 running your mouth, which pretty much running your mouth, which pretty much
188 00:17:29,849 00:17:32,085 drowns everything else out. drowns everything else out.
189 00:17:32,119 00:17:33,720 I'm sure you'll really miss hearing I'm sure you'll really miss hearing
190 00:17:33,753 00:17:35,855 one of the 20 classic rock songs they play in a loop one of the 20 classic rock songs they play in a loop
191 00:17:35,888 00:17:37,824 because you really needed to hear "Stairway" because you really needed to hear "Stairway"
192 00:17:37,857 00:17:39,492 just one more time. just one more time.
193 00:17:39,526 00:17:41,328 You know what, if someone didn't forget You know what, if someone didn't forget
194 00:17:41,361 00:17:43,496 which bag she packed the iPod in... which bag she packed the iPod in...
195 00:17:43,530 00:17:45,732 You know, it's too bad you feel like tuning me out, You know, it's too bad you feel like tuning me out,
196 00:17:45,765 00:17:47,134 instead of speaking with me. instead of speaking with me.
197 00:17:47,167 00:17:48,301 You won't be seeing as much of me, You won't be seeing as much of me,
198 00:17:48,335 00:17:50,337 now that's I've got my own place. now that's I've got my own place.
199 00:17:51,504 00:17:53,406 Would you stop shoving that in my face? Would you stop shoving that in my face?
200 00:17:53,440 00:17:54,807 You know, you'd still be living at home too, You know, you'd still be living at home too,
201 00:17:54,841 00:17:57,410 if Uncle Matt left me the house. if Uncle Matt left me the house.
202 00:17:57,444 00:17:58,811 Jealous? Jealous?
203 00:17:58,845 00:18:00,680 Yeah. How could I not be? Yeah. How could I not be?
204 00:18:00,713 00:18:03,516 Twenty years of wondering what the hell happened to him, Twenty years of wondering what the hell happened to him,
205 00:18:03,550 00:18:05,752 and the last message I get is a box and the last message I get is a box
206 00:18:05,785 00:18:08,188 of reruns of "ALF" on VHS? of reruns of "ALF" on VHS?
207 00:18:08,221 00:18:10,823 You loved "ALF." You loved "ALF."
208 00:18:10,857 00:18:13,260 You loved it so much. You loved it so much.
209 00:18:13,826 00:18:17,264 And you got a house. I mean, how fair is that? And you got a house. I mean, how fair is that?
210 00:18:17,297 00:18:19,432 You watched those shows with him when we'd visit. You watched those shows with him when we'd visit.
211 00:18:19,466 00:18:21,234 It's a sentimental gift. It's a sentimental gift.
212 00:18:22,569 00:18:25,838 I mean, who even has a VCR anymore? I mean, who even has a VCR anymore?
213 00:18:25,872 00:18:28,441 The only place we'll be able to watch them is at your house. The only place we'll be able to watch them is at your house.
214 00:18:28,475 00:18:29,742 Your house. Your house.
215 00:18:29,776 00:18:31,744 Maybe I'll spend the weekend reminiscing Maybe I'll spend the weekend reminiscing
216 00:18:31,778 00:18:33,480 about my '80s childhood. about my '80s childhood.
217 00:18:33,513 00:18:36,849 And you get to clean up 20 years of disrepair and junk. And you get to clean up 20 years of disrepair and junk.
218 00:18:36,883 00:18:38,751 You know, it's so cute when you get all sulky. You know, it's so cute when you get all sulky.
219 00:18:38,785 00:18:41,354 That's how I know you'll really miss me. That's how I know you'll really miss me.
220 00:18:55,535 00:18:56,803 What time are we supposed to meet, What time are we supposed to meet,
221 00:18:56,836 00:18:58,905 uh, what's-his-face, the caretaker? uh, what's-his-face, the caretaker?
222 00:18:58,938 00:19:01,808 Mr. Fussell? We're early, still got, like, half an hour. Mr. Fussell? We're early, still got, like, half an hour.
223 00:19:06,746 00:19:09,416 I can't believe it's been 20 years since he disappeared. I can't believe it's been 20 years since he disappeared.
224 00:19:09,449 00:19:12,919 Yeah, well, he was almost always away on business anyway. Yeah, well, he was almost always away on business anyway.
225 00:19:13,453 00:19:16,489 He hardly ever came home, except for on holidays. He hardly ever came home, except for on holidays.
226 00:19:16,523 00:19:17,790 That's why it took people so long That's why it took people so long
227 00:19:17,824 00:19:19,859 to even file a missing person's report. to even file a missing person's report.
228 00:19:19,892 00:19:22,929 He was always just, out there somewhere. bell tolls) He was always just, out there somewhere. bell tolls)
229 00:19:24,297 00:19:26,233 Missing episodes of "ALF." Missing episodes of "ALF."
230 00:19:26,266 00:19:28,801 Yeah, that's why he taped 'em. Yeah, that's why he taped 'em.
231 00:19:28,835 00:19:30,370 Nowadays, I suppose he could have just Nowadays, I suppose he could have just
232 00:19:30,403 00:19:32,839 watched them on his phone, wherever he was working. watched them on his phone, wherever he was working.
233 00:19:32,872 00:19:35,508 That's true, and there'd be no commercials. That's true, and there'd be no commercials.
234 00:19:35,542 00:19:36,909 Old commercials are fun! Old commercials are fun!
235 00:19:36,943 00:19:38,778 That's the best part of old tapes! That's the best part of old tapes!
236 00:19:39,946 00:19:41,448 There's plenty of ads on the Internet. There's plenty of ads on the Internet.
237 00:19:41,481 00:19:44,317 Sure, and in the future, when they implant Wi-Fi Sure, and in the future, when they implant Wi-Fi
238 00:19:44,351 00:19:46,886 in your brain, you won't need memories anymore either. in your brain, you won't need memories anymore either.
239 00:19:46,919 00:19:48,187 Ha ha. Ha ha.
240 00:20:55,422 00:20:57,457 Here's a set of keys for you. Here's a set of keys for you.
241 00:20:57,490 00:20:59,392 You should find most things in decent order. You should find most things in decent order.
242 00:20:59,426 00:21:00,827 Most things. Most things.
243 00:21:02,429 00:21:02,995 It's dusty and there's mail everywhere. It's dusty and there's mail everywhere.
244 00:21:03,029 00:21:04,564 I ran out of places. I ran out of places.
245 00:21:04,597 00:21:06,599 I don't know where to put everything after 20 years. I don't know where to put everything after 20 years.
246 00:21:06,633 00:21:07,867 Well, it'll be nice Well, it'll be nice
247 00:21:07,900 00:21:08,935 to have someone in the old house again. to have someone in the old house again.
248 00:21:08,968 00:21:11,003 And Mr. Fussell won't have any excuses And Mr. Fussell won't have any excuses
249 00:21:11,037 00:21:12,839 to not help out and leave me. to not help out and leave me.
250 00:21:13,906 00:21:17,043 I was up there yesterday and turned on the gas. I was up there yesterday and turned on the gas.
251 00:21:17,076 00:21:19,446 The wiring is old up there, The wiring is old up there,
252 00:21:19,479 00:21:22,915 and don't be surprised if the electricity goes out. and don't be surprised if the electricity goes out.
253 00:21:22,949 00:21:25,485 You should check the hot tub before you turn it on. You should check the hot tub before you turn it on.
254 00:21:25,518 00:21:26,886 The hot tub! The hot tub!
255 00:21:26,919 00:21:28,888 I totally forgot he had one. Sweet! I totally forgot he had one. Sweet!
256 00:21:29,856 00:21:31,023 And be careful. And be careful.
257 00:21:31,057 00:21:32,392 I set up mice traps down in the basement. I set up mice traps down in the basement.
258 00:21:32,425 00:21:33,960 The roof's still in good condition. The roof's still in good condition.
259 00:21:33,993 00:21:35,562 So's the television. So's the television.
260 00:21:35,595 00:21:37,797 Mr. Fussell leaves me alone often enough to check on that. Mr. Fussell leaves me alone often enough to check on that.
261 00:21:37,830 00:21:39,399 Grace, go see what Toby's barking about. Grace, go see what Toby's barking about.
262 00:21:42,835 00:21:45,538 If you need any help.. You can call a handyman. If you need any help.. You can call a handyman.
263 00:21:45,572 00:21:46,873 He's done more than his fair share He's done more than his fair share
264 00:21:46,906 00:21:48,441 of helping out around here. Enough. of helping out around here. Enough.
265 00:21:48,475 00:21:50,810 If Toby hops the fence, you can go after him. If Toby hops the fence, you can go after him.
266 00:21:50,843 00:21:52,078 It's your turn. It's your turn.
267 00:22:52,939 00:22:54,841 Hey cool, Uncle Matt's hat! Hey cool, Uncle Matt's hat!
268 00:22:54,874 00:22:55,975 What? What?
269 00:22:58,010 00:23:00,046 What are you doing? What are you doing?
270 00:23:03,516 00:23:05,117 Would you give me that! Would you give me that!
271 00:23:11,157 00:23:13,926 You have to lean into it ... You have to lean into it ...
272 00:23:15,027 00:23:16,629 like you mean it. like you mean it.
273 00:23:18,631 00:23:20,467 You want to try again? You want to try again?
274 00:23:39,185 00:23:40,920 Whoa. Whoa.
275 00:23:41,187 00:23:42,889 Guess dear old Mrs. Fussell Guess dear old Mrs. Fussell
276 00:23:42,922 00:23:44,991 wasn't the only thing being neglected, huh? wasn't the only thing being neglected, huh?
277 00:23:48,995 00:23:51,898 Looks like the TV's pretty well taken care of, Looks like the TV's pretty well taken care of,
278 00:23:52,565 00:23:54,000 and the snacks. and the snacks.
279 00:23:55,067 00:23:57,036 Let's hope for that old guy's sake Let's hope for that old guy's sake
280 00:23:57,069 00:23:59,205 that, uh, those aren't 20 years old. that, uh, those aren't 20 years old.
281 00:24:01,941 00:24:02,909 Whoa! Whoa!
282 00:24:02,942 00:24:03,910 What? What?
283 00:24:03,943 00:24:04,911 Nuthin', just.. Nuthin', just..
284 00:24:04,944 00:24:05,845 A mouse? A mouse?
285 00:24:05,878 00:24:06,946 Nope, not a mouse. Nope, not a mouse.
286 00:24:06,979 00:24:07,880 Mr. Fussell.. I'll take care of it. Mr. Fussell.. I'll take care of it.
287 00:24:07,914 00:24:09,048 Was talking about a mouse. Was talking about a mouse.
288 00:24:09,081 00:24:11,217 I'm aware. I'm aware.
289 00:24:16,088 00:24:17,223 What? What?
290 00:24:17,256 00:24:18,858 There's a mouse down there. It's dead! There's a mouse down there. It's dead!
291 00:24:18,891 00:24:19,959 I'm not touching it. I'm not touching it.
292 00:24:19,992 00:24:21,594 I'll take care of it. Yeah. I'll take care of it. Yeah.
293 00:24:22,962 00:24:24,531 That's what you're here for. That's what you're here for.
294 00:24:24,564 00:24:26,866 Great. Great.
295 00:24:27,967 00:24:29,201 Lucky me. Lucky me.
296 00:24:29,235 00:24:32,138 Water works. Water works.
297 00:24:32,171 00:24:34,874 Hm. Wonder who's been paying for it? Hm. Wonder who's been paying for it?
298 00:24:35,975 00:24:38,177 Look at these bills. Second notice. Look at these bills. Second notice.
299 00:24:38,210 00:24:42,081 Third notice. Second final notice. Third notice. Second final notice.
300 00:24:42,114 00:24:43,650 Absolutely fin.. Absolutely fin..
301 00:24:44,951 00:24:46,919 I mean, do they even do that anymore? I mean, do they even do that anymore?
302 00:24:46,953 00:24:48,287 I think it's an old thing. I think it's an old thing.
303 00:24:48,320 00:24:50,657 Yeah, probably before they had collections agencies. Yeah, probably before they had collections agencies.
304 00:24:50,690 00:24:52,825 Probably pretty hard to repo water. Probably pretty hard to repo water.
305 00:24:57,997 00:25:01,300 Ugh. Did you know that coffee can grow mold? Ugh. Did you know that coffee can grow mold?
306 00:25:01,333 00:25:04,170 Who knew? That's terrible. Who knew? That's terrible.
307 00:25:04,203 00:25:07,273 Mmm. And you can clean that too. Mmm. And you can clean that too.
308 00:25:07,306 00:25:08,875 Thanks. Thanks.
309 00:25:20,219 00:25:22,989 Hope this isn't a support web. Hope this isn't a support web.
310 00:25:37,904 00:25:42,541 Chair still works. Chair still works.
311 00:25:53,185 00:25:55,187 Blue Bear! Blue Bear!
312 00:26:02,895 00:26:05,031 Aw, look who you found. Aw, look who you found.
313 00:26:06,165 00:26:07,800 It's like no time has passed at all, It's like no time has passed at all,
314 00:26:07,834 00:26:09,602 from when we used to stay here as kids. from when we used to stay here as kids.
315 00:26:09,636 00:26:10,937 Yeah, you're right. Yeah, you're right.
316 00:26:10,970 00:26:12,171 I mean, with no one here to pass the time, I mean, with no one here to pass the time,
317 00:26:12,204 00:26:14,941 I guess time didn't even pass. I guess time didn't even pass.
318 00:26:15,174 00:26:16,843 So I guess you can take the bottom bunk, So I guess you can take the bottom bunk,
319 00:26:16,876 00:26:19,311 and I'm gonna take the master bedroom upstairs. and I'm gonna take the master bedroom upstairs.
320 00:26:20,212 00:26:22,014 That was Uncle Matt's. That was Uncle Matt's.
321 00:26:22,982 00:26:24,884 I think we should leave it alone, I think we should leave it alone,
322 00:26:24,917 00:26:26,318 at least for the time being. at least for the time being.
323 00:26:26,352 00:26:28,955 Ok, fine. Ok, fine.
324 00:26:28,988 00:26:30,322 Can I at least take the room next door? Can I at least take the room next door?
325 00:26:30,356 00:26:32,091 Is that off-limits? Is that off-limits?
326 00:26:33,960 00:26:35,027 It's yours. It's yours.
327 00:26:35,061 00:26:36,162 I just think I'm a little too old I just think I'm a little too old
328 00:26:36,195 00:26:38,064 to be sharing a bunk bed with my sister. to be sharing a bunk bed with my sister.
329 00:26:38,097 00:26:39,899 Fine, it's yours. Fine, it's yours.
330 00:29:58,931 00:30:00,967 Oh, do you remember this? Oh, do you remember this?
331 00:30:04,236 00:30:05,872 Hey, you want to go down to the pond with me, Hey, you want to go down to the pond with me,
332 00:30:05,905 00:30:07,273 see if we can catch anything? see if we can catch anything?
333 00:30:07,306 00:30:08,474 You know that there You know that there
334 00:30:08,507 00:30:11,110 are never any fish in there, right? are never any fish in there, right?
335 00:30:12,111 00:30:15,147 Mom and Dad just sent us down there to, uh, waste some time? Mom and Dad just sent us down there to, uh, waste some time?
336 00:30:15,181 00:30:16,182 Ugh. Ugh.
337 00:30:24,523 00:30:25,892 Why wouldn't they have put a light switch Why wouldn't they have put a light switch
338 00:30:25,925 00:30:27,927 at the top of the stairs? at the top of the stairs?
339 00:30:29,328 00:30:31,497 This basement always gave me the creeps. This basement always gave me the creeps.
340 00:30:31,530 00:30:35,367 Oooooh, Charlie, it's the furnace talking. Oooooh, Charlie, it's the furnace talking.
341 00:30:39,471 00:30:41,073 Found it. Found it.
342 00:30:43,542 00:30:45,311 You ok? You ok?
343 00:30:45,344 00:30:48,114 Come on. Come on.
344 00:30:48,147 00:30:49,982 The pinball machine! The pinball machine!
345 00:30:55,087 00:30:57,023 Wonder if it still works. Wonder if it still works.
346 00:30:58,991 00:31:02,128 Think it saved my high score? Think it saved my high score?
347 00:31:08,500 00:31:10,970 Amazing that it saved that Amazing that it saved that
348 00:31:11,003 00:31:12,371 after all these years. after all these years.
349 00:31:33,960 00:31:35,061 Hm. Hm.
350 00:31:35,561 00:31:36,295 Ugh. Ugh.
351 00:32:06,425 00:32:08,961 Oh man, this is awesome. Oh man, this is awesome.
352 00:32:11,030 00:32:12,564 You gotta come... You gotta come...
353 00:32:13,399 00:32:14,700 Hey, what is that? Hey, what is that?
354 00:32:14,733 00:32:16,935 I think it's supposed to be liquor. I think it's supposed to be liquor.
355 00:32:22,408 00:32:25,011 Holy awesome. Holy awesome.
356 00:32:25,044 00:32:27,279 Uncle Matt must have been some kind of bootlegger. Uncle Matt must have been some kind of bootlegger.
357 00:32:30,782 00:32:33,019 Hey. Hey.
358 00:32:40,559 00:32:41,760 Uh, wha.. Uh, wha..
359 00:32:41,793 00:32:43,295 What? What?
360 00:32:43,529 00:32:48,067 First one's for Uncle Matt. First one's for Uncle Matt.
361 00:32:49,035 00:32:50,369 There's plenty for you to get loaded on There's plenty for you to get loaded on
362 00:32:50,402 00:32:52,004 at the party tomorrow. at the party tomorrow.
363 00:32:52,038 00:32:53,439 Let's finish up. Come on. Let's finish up. Come on.
364 00:32:53,472 00:32:57,109 Damn straight. Whole basement full of moonshine? Damn straight. Whole basement full of moonshine?
365 00:32:57,543 00:32:59,111 This Fourth of July, I'm going to celebrate This Fourth of July, I'm going to celebrate
366 00:32:59,145 00:33:02,014 by becoming independent from my pants. by becoming independent from my pants.
367 00:33:35,847 00:33:38,084 It was right over there! It was right over there!
368 00:33:38,117 00:33:39,218 It followed me all the way home It followed me all the way home
369 00:33:39,251 00:33:40,819 and just stood outside my window, and just stood outside my window,
370 00:33:40,852 00:33:43,489 staring, like it weren't never gonna stop. staring, like it weren't never gonna stop.
371 00:33:44,356 00:33:45,557 That was the time you tried to have sex That was the time you tried to have sex
372 00:33:45,591 00:33:47,226 in the graveyard, huh? in the graveyard, huh?
373 00:33:47,259 00:33:48,760 What happened to the girl? What happened to the girl?
374 00:33:48,794 00:33:51,097 Huh. She's all right. Huh. She's all right.
375 00:33:51,397 00:33:54,266 Boy she was pissed! Boy she was pissed!
376 00:33:54,300 00:33:56,368 She heard something but didn't think it was worth She heard something but didn't think it was worth
377 00:33:56,402 00:33:58,804 me jumping up and running away. me jumping up and running away.
378 00:33:59,271 00:34:01,273 Well, I hate to be the bearer of bad news, Well, I hate to be the bearer of bad news,
379 00:34:01,307 00:34:03,809 but people don't tend to live long, fruitful lives but people don't tend to live long, fruitful lives
380 00:34:03,842 00:34:06,378 once they actually see a Black Shuck. once they actually see a Black Shuck.
381 00:34:06,412 00:34:07,746 A Black.. A Black..
382 00:34:07,779 00:34:08,847 Shuck. Shuck.
383 00:34:08,880 00:34:10,549 Matches the description of what you saw. Matches the description of what you saw.
384 00:34:11,183 00:34:13,452 In the old days, there was a superstition, In the old days, there was a superstition,
385 00:34:13,485 00:34:16,788 that the first person buried in a new cemetery that the first person buried in a new cemetery
386 00:34:16,822 00:34:20,426 was given the task of protecting that cemetery from evil. was given the task of protecting that cemetery from evil.
387 00:34:21,460 00:34:23,729 But to keep human souls off guard duty, But to keep human souls off guard duty,
388 00:34:23,762 00:34:25,497 churches started a new custom. churches started a new custom.
389 00:34:26,465 00:34:29,135 In the first grave of a new cemetery, In the first grave of a new cemetery,
390 00:34:29,168 00:34:32,104 they would bury a black dog, they would bury a black dog,
391 00:34:32,138 00:34:34,440 usually a Lab or a Shepherd. usually a Lab or a Shepherd.
392 00:34:34,473 00:34:37,309 And they would bury this dog alive. And they would bury this dog alive.
393 00:34:38,277 00:34:39,745 Whoa, whoa, whoa, that's messed up, man. Whoa, whoa, whoa, that's messed up, man.
394 00:34:39,778 00:34:41,480 This thing ain't no dog! This thing ain't no dog!
395 00:34:41,513 00:34:44,816 It was big, like a, like a gator or a coyote or something. It was big, like a, like a gator or a coyote or something.
396 00:34:44,850 00:34:47,286 They get that way after being dead for a few centuries. They get that way after being dead for a few centuries.
397 00:34:47,319 00:34:49,855 But once you've seen one, you've only got three days But once you've seen one, you've only got three days
398 00:34:49,888 00:34:51,123 before you end up buried before you end up buried
399 00:34:51,157 00:34:52,458 in the same cemetery that it guards. in the same cemetery that it guards.
400 00:34:52,491 00:34:55,261 Wait, whoa, whoa, whoa. What do you mean, "seen"? Wait, whoa, whoa, whoa. What do you mean, "seen"?
401 00:34:55,294 00:34:58,164 As in looked at, you know, with your eyes. As in looked at, you know, with your eyes.
402 00:34:58,197 00:34:59,898 But I did that! But I did that!
403 00:34:59,931 00:35:01,200 And tonight's your third night, And tonight's your third night,
404 00:35:01,233 00:35:02,801 which is why I'm sure you'll understand which is why I'm sure you'll understand
405 00:35:02,834 00:35:05,737 you need cash up front if we're to go further. you need cash up front if we're to go further.
406 00:35:09,541 00:35:11,843 Ohhh, I don't like this. Ohhh, I don't like this.
407 00:35:11,877 00:35:12,778 You don't have to. You don't have to.
408 00:35:12,811 00:35:14,780 When I hired you, Moses didn't say nuthin' When I hired you, Moses didn't say nuthin'
409 00:35:14,813 00:35:16,882 about me havin' to play bait. about me havin' to play bait.
410 00:35:17,549 00:35:19,418 What are you doing? What are you doing?
411 00:35:19,451 00:35:21,353 I thought I made that clear. I thought I made that clear.
412 00:35:21,387 00:35:24,790 I can't look in its eyes, or it'll come after me. I can't look in its eyes, or it'll come after me.
413 00:35:25,224 00:35:26,758 But you've already looked at it, But you've already looked at it,
414 00:35:26,792 00:35:28,494 and you can't die twice. and you can't die twice.
415 00:35:29,361 00:35:31,397 What, why can't you just kill it? What, why can't you just kill it?
416 00:35:33,832 00:35:35,834 Because it's already dead. Because it's already dead.
417 00:35:35,867 00:35:38,370 You did take physics in high school, didn't you? You did take physics in high school, didn't you?
418 00:35:39,805 00:35:42,774 Look, just lead it down the alley, onto the seal, Look, just lead it down the alley, onto the seal,
419 00:35:42,808 00:35:44,910 and I'll take care of the rest. and I'll take care of the rest.
420 00:35:45,944 00:35:47,179 First.. First..
421 00:35:47,213 00:35:48,847 you'll need some of this. you'll need some of this.
422 00:35:48,880 00:35:50,882 You're damn straight. You're damn straight.
423 00:35:51,517 00:35:53,452 No, actually, not like that. Oh. No, actually, not like that. Oh.
424 00:35:54,386 00:35:56,255 He needs to be able to smell you. He needs to be able to smell you.
425 00:36:50,476 00:36:51,410 What? What?
426 00:37:02,321 00:37:06,525 Here boy. Here boy.
427 00:37:06,558 00:37:09,861 Damn mutt. Damn mutt.
428 00:37:13,465 00:37:16,602 Here boy. Here boy.
429 00:37:19,871 00:37:21,840 Ugh, nice night for a walk. Ugh, nice night for a walk.
430 00:37:21,873 00:37:24,776 Ooh! Least y'all ain't drivin'! Ooh! Least y'all ain't drivin'!
431 00:37:32,884 00:37:34,586 Damn mutt. Damn mutt.
432 00:37:57,476 00:38:00,312 Whoa, what's there? Whoa, what's there?
433 00:38:00,346 00:38:03,782 Matt! Matt! Matt! Matt! Matt! Matt!
434 00:38:04,883 00:38:06,352 Matt, do something! Matt, do something!
435 00:38:06,385 00:38:08,354 Tell me when he's on the seal. Tell me when he's on the seal.
436 00:38:08,387 00:38:10,021 Just, just do it, now! Just, just do it, now!
437 00:38:10,055 00:38:11,823 Is he drinking the rum? Is he drinking the rum?
438 00:38:11,857 00:38:14,993 Tell me when he's drinking the rum. Tell me when he's drinking the rum.
439 00:38:15,026 00:38:18,330 It's tasting me! Good. It's tasting me! Good.
440 00:38:45,557 00:38:47,393 Work, work, work. Work, work, work.
441 00:38:47,426 00:38:50,562 Damn boxes. Damn boxes.
442 00:38:50,996 00:38:52,398 Whew! Whew!
443 00:38:57,636 00:38:58,970 Smile! Smile!
444 00:39:00,406 00:39:01,873 I need to document this, otherwise no one back home I need to document this, otherwise no one back home
445 00:39:01,907 00:39:03,742 will ever believe you were helpful. will ever believe you were helpful.
446 00:39:03,775 00:39:05,511 Ha ha. Now where do you want me to put this. Ha ha. Now where do you want me to put this.
447 00:39:05,544 00:39:06,412 This is getting heavy. This is getting heavy.
448 00:39:06,445 00:39:07,813 Hold on a minute. Hold on a minute.
449 00:39:07,846 00:39:09,080 I just want to make sure you had your eyes open. I just want to make sure you had your eyes open.
450 00:39:10,849 00:39:12,818 Looking good Chuck. Looking good Chuck.
451 00:39:12,851 00:39:14,119 Ok, gimme that. Ok, gimme that.
452 00:39:14,152 00:39:15,821 I don't know, I think we're going I don't know, I think we're going
453 00:39:15,854 00:39:17,155 to have to delete this one. to have to delete this one.
454 00:39:17,188 00:39:18,824 There's definitely There's definitely
455 00:39:18,857 00:39:20,426 something wrong. something wrong.
456 00:39:20,459 00:39:21,827 Don't delete that! Don't delete that!
457 00:39:23,061 00:39:25,831 Hey, there is something there. Hey, there is something there.
458 00:39:25,864 00:39:26,998 What is that? What is that?
459 00:39:27,032 00:39:28,434 I don't know, probably a lens flare, I don't know, probably a lens flare,
460 00:39:28,467 00:39:30,569 or a reflection of the window. or a reflection of the window.
461 00:39:30,602 00:39:32,871 No, it almost looks like some kind of animal. No, it almost looks like some kind of animal.
462 00:39:32,904 00:39:34,440 Yeah, sure it is. Yeah, sure it is.
463 00:39:34,473 00:39:35,841 If you want to see things, I don't know, If you want to see things, I don't know,
464 00:39:35,874 00:39:37,843 maybe look for Elvis or the Virgin Mary in your soup, maybe look for Elvis or the Virgin Mary in your soup,
465 00:39:37,876 00:39:40,812 but I am getting hungry, and it is dinnertime. but I am getting hungry, and it is dinnertime.
466 00:40:07,606 00:40:09,040 Do you hear that? Do you hear that?
467 00:40:09,074 00:40:12,844 Huh? Oh, that was me, sorry. Huh? Oh, that was me, sorry.
468 00:40:14,846 00:40:17,616 No, not that. It sounded like a dog. No, not that. It sounded like a dog.
469 00:40:18,850 00:40:19,785 That's funny. That's funny.
470 00:40:19,818 00:40:22,087 Usually I'm the one who blames it on the dog. Usually I'm the one who blames it on the dog.
471 00:40:57,889 00:40:59,057 Could Mr. Fussell's dog have gotten loose Could Mr. Fussell's dog have gotten loose
472 00:40:59,090 00:41:00,592 and come over here? and come over here?
473 00:41:00,626 00:41:01,860 How could he get inside How could he get inside
474 00:41:01,893 00:41:02,961 or upstairs without either of us even know.. or upstairs without either of us even know..
475 00:41:02,994 00:41:04,863 I hear it downstairs now. I hear it downstairs now.
476 00:41:13,104 00:41:14,573 Ugh. Ugh.
477 00:41:22,113 00:41:23,915 There's nothing out on the porch. There's nothing out on the porch.
478 00:41:23,949 00:41:25,183 There's nothing here either. There's nothing here either.
479 00:41:25,216 00:41:27,886 It definitely sounded like a dog though, right? It definitely sounded like a dog though, right?
480 00:41:42,267 00:41:43,869 Looks like you've settled in for the evening. Looks like you've settled in for the evening.
481 00:41:43,902 00:41:46,104 Mm-mm. I got a hot date, Mm-mm. I got a hot date,
482 00:41:46,137 00:41:48,239 with the pinball machine. with the pinball machine.
483 00:41:48,273 00:41:50,976 Sounds like more exercise than you're used to. Sounds like more exercise than you're used to.
484 00:41:51,009 00:41:52,110 Try not to hurt yourself. Try not to hurt yourself.
485 00:41:52,143 00:41:53,178 I need you to help put up decorations I need you to help put up decorations
486 00:41:53,211 00:41:54,980 in the morning before the parade. in the morning before the parade.
487 00:41:55,013 00:41:56,715 Yeah yeah. Yeah yeah.
488 00:43:24,035 00:43:25,103 Son of a.. Son of a..
489 00:43:40,118 00:43:41,653 Hm. Hm.
490 00:43:53,965 00:43:55,200 Hm. Hm.
491 00:44:07,278 00:44:09,347 Guess it can't get any worse. Guess it can't get any worse.
492 00:44:52,190 00:44:54,926 Yeah sure it works now Charlie. What the.. Yeah sure it works now Charlie. What the..
493 00:46:57,382 00:46:59,150 Charlie? Charlie?
494 00:47:01,452 00:47:03,121 Damn. Damn.
495 00:47:15,934 00:47:18,036 Whoa. Ugh. Whoa. Ugh.
496 00:47:46,531 00:47:48,133 Whoa. Whoa.
497 00:48:51,229 00:48:54,232 Toby? Toby?
498 00:48:54,565 00:48:56,534 Is that you boy? Is that you boy?
499 00:48:56,567 00:48:58,103 Did you sneak out of Mr. Fussell's yard Did you sneak out of Mr. Fussell's yard
500 00:48:58,136 00:49:00,271 to see if we had any table scraps? to see if we had any table scraps?
501 00:50:13,111 00:50:14,245 Damn it, Charlie, not funny. Damn it, Charlie, not funny.
502 00:50:14,279 00:50:16,214 How long were you out here waiting for me? How long were you out here waiting for me?
503 00:50:19,850 00:50:21,186 That sounds more like bear than dog. That sounds more like bear than dog.
504 00:50:21,219 00:50:23,788 Come on, we'd better get inside. Come on, we'd better get inside.
505 00:50:35,600 00:50:37,368 Did you drink this whole bottle? Did you drink this whole bottle?
506 00:50:37,835 00:50:38,803 This stuff smells like you could use it This stuff smells like you could use it
507 00:50:38,836 00:50:41,806 to de-clog a shower drain. to de-clog a shower drain.
508 00:51:00,258 00:51:01,426 Everything's locked. Everything's locked.
509 00:51:01,459 00:51:04,129 If it is a bear, it won't be poking its nose around in here. If it is a bear, it won't be poking its nose around in here.
510 00:51:10,535 00:51:12,403 I really wish you would think before you drank so much. I really wish you would think before you drank so much.
511 00:51:12,437 00:51:14,071 You need water. You need water.
512 00:51:14,439 00:51:16,841 I don't want you to be hung over in the morning. I don't want you to be hung over in the morning.
513 00:51:18,309 00:51:19,877 What the hell's gotten into you Charlie? What the hell's gotten into you Charlie?
514 00:51:19,910 00:51:21,379 Stop being an asshole. Stop being an asshole.
515 00:51:22,513 00:51:23,414 They'll be no more drinking They'll be no more drinking
516 00:51:23,448 00:51:24,349 for you at the party tomorrow. for you at the party tomorrow.
517 00:51:31,456 00:51:32,557 Ohhh. Ohhh.
518 00:51:40,165 00:51:43,834 Hey! Douchebag! Hey! Douchebag!
519 00:51:43,868 00:51:46,804 Enjoy your milk. It'll be the last time you get so drunk Enjoy your milk. It'll be the last time you get so drunk
520 00:51:46,837 00:51:50,275 you forget you're lactose intolerant. you forget you're lactose intolerant.
521 00:52:01,919 00:52:04,255 Ugh, oh. Ugh, oh.
522 00:52:04,855 00:52:06,857 Oh, uh. Oh, uh.
523 00:52:11,796 00:52:13,130 Ugh. Ugh.
524 00:52:41,992 00:52:44,362 Grace, go check on the dog. Grace, go check on the dog.
525 00:52:44,395 00:52:45,763 What's a matter with you? What's a matter with you?
526 00:52:45,796 00:52:46,931 You're sitting right there, you can't go check on the dog? You're sitting right there, you can't go check on the dog?
527 00:52:46,964 00:52:49,534 Oh, jeez. Just go check on him. Oh, jeez. Just go check on him.
528 00:52:49,567 00:52:51,836 I check everything myself. I check everything myself.
529 00:53:02,413 00:53:04,782 Toby. Toby.
530 00:53:04,815 00:53:06,884 Toby. Where are you, boy? Toby. Where are you, boy?
531 00:53:06,917 00:53:08,953 Come here Toby, come. Come here Toby, come.
532 00:53:14,825 00:53:16,527 Whoa. Whoa.
533 00:53:16,561 00:53:18,329 Grace, you ok? Grace, you ok?
534 00:53:56,501 00:53:59,904 (Murmurs) (Murmurs)
535 00:54:26,431 00:54:27,965 Blue... Blue...
536 00:54:31,936 00:54:33,371 Charlie? Charlie?
537 00:54:47,485 00:54:49,053 DId you call me? DId you call me?
538 00:54:52,923 00:54:54,058 Ugh. Ugh.
539 00:54:57,862 00:54:58,929 Ugh. Ugh.
540 00:55:02,032 00:55:03,334 Ugh. Ugh.
541 00:55:08,138 00:55:09,306 Ugh. Ugh.
542 00:55:11,075 00:55:12,042 Ugh. Ugh.
543 00:57:13,898 00:57:15,900 What are all the Xs for? What are all the Xs for?
544 00:57:15,933 00:57:17,868 Oh, the number of Xs is relative Oh, the number of Xs is relative
545 00:57:17,902 00:57:20,070 to how dangerous the contents are. to how dangerous the contents are.
546 00:57:21,806 00:57:22,473 I think you should probably I think you should probably
547 00:57:22,507 00:57:23,173 take it with you. take it with you.
548 00:57:23,207 00:57:24,975 It'll cost extra. It'll cost extra.
549 00:57:29,547 00:57:31,782 Well all right, may-maybe we can work something out, uh.. Well all right, may-maybe we can work something out, uh..
550 00:57:31,816 00:57:33,050 You're the best. You're the best.
551 00:57:33,083 00:57:35,553 Wait, I have something for you, also. Wait, I have something for you, also.
552 00:57:35,586 00:57:36,654 Yeah? Yeah?
553 00:57:41,892 00:57:43,060 Oh, thank you. Oh, thank you.
554 00:57:43,093 00:57:45,863 That's exactly what I expected you to give me. That's exactly what I expected you to give me.
555 00:57:45,896 00:57:46,931 Great. Great.
556 00:58:11,321 00:58:12,857 What is it? What is it?
557 00:58:13,858 00:58:15,225 Well.. Well..
558 00:58:15,259 00:58:18,829 it has lots of names, actually. it has lots of names, actually.
559 00:58:19,129 00:58:21,198 People give lots of names to hungry, People give lots of names to hungry,
560 00:58:21,231 00:58:23,868 evil things that hide in dark corners evil things that hide in dark corners
561 00:58:23,901 00:58:26,003 and wait for children. and wait for children.
562 00:58:26,571 00:58:31,008 Bloody bones, a Der Schwarze, a Duende. Bloody bones, a Der Schwarze, a Duende.
563 00:58:31,041 00:58:32,977 What? What?
564 00:58:33,010 00:58:34,912 A damn bogeyman. A damn bogeyman.
565 00:58:34,945 00:58:36,914 Jesus. Jesus.
566 00:58:37,114 00:58:38,916 People invoke all kinds of names People invoke all kinds of names
567 00:58:38,949 00:58:41,151 to get their children to behave. to get their children to behave.
568 00:58:46,624 00:58:48,092 Some of those names are real, Some of those names are real,
569 00:58:48,125 00:58:50,595 and this one certainly would've eaten your son, and this one certainly would've eaten your son,
570 00:58:50,628 00:58:52,563 if you hadn't called. if you hadn't called.
571 00:58:54,264 00:58:56,901 Why don't you have a seat? Why don't you have a seat?
572 00:58:59,269 00:59:02,139 Are you ok? Are you ok?
573 00:59:02,172 00:59:04,809 Wait right here, I'll get you some water. Wait right here, I'll get you some water.
574 00:59:22,627 00:59:24,929 Oh. Oh.
575 00:59:25,663 00:59:26,864 What the... What the...
576 00:59:28,899 00:59:30,100 Where... Where...
577 00:59:53,290 00:59:55,693 Oh, thank goodness. Oh, thank goodness.
578 01:00:28,926 01:00:31,896 Morning. Thanks for making coffee. Morning. Thanks for making coffee.
579 01:00:31,929 01:00:34,064 There'd have been none if I waited for youu. There'd have been none if I waited for youu.
580 01:00:37,902 01:00:39,236 Hey, how did I end up on the floor Hey, how did I end up on the floor
581 01:00:39,269 01:00:40,971 of your room last night? of your room last night?
582 01:00:41,005 01:00:42,372 I don't remember a thing. I don't remember a thing.
583 01:00:42,406 01:00:45,042 I bet you don't. I bet you don't.
584 01:00:45,075 01:00:48,012 Yeah, I should probably lay off that moonshine. Yeah, I should probably lay off that moonshine.
585 01:00:48,478 01:00:50,414 At least until you learn some self-control. At least until you learn some self-control.
586 01:00:50,447 01:00:51,882 Just because you open a bottle, Just because you open a bottle,
587 01:00:51,916 01:00:53,083 doesn't mean you have to finish it. doesn't mean you have to finish it.
588 01:00:53,117 01:00:54,251 I drank a whole bottle! I drank a whole bottle!
589 01:00:54,284 01:00:56,020 And turned into a total dick. And turned into a total dick.
590 01:00:56,053 01:00:57,221 Oh. Oh.
591 01:00:58,155 01:01:00,691 Blue, I'm so sorry. Blue, I'm so sorry.
592 01:01:01,191 01:01:02,927 What did I do? What did I do?
593 01:01:03,894 01:01:05,329 I don't know. I don't know.
594 01:01:05,362 01:01:07,297 It's like you're a different person when you drink. It's like you're a different person when you drink.
595 01:01:07,331 01:01:09,266 Just forget about it. Just forget about it.
596 01:01:11,969 01:01:14,004 Finish putting up the decorations. Finish putting up the decorations.
597 01:01:14,038 01:01:16,106 I'm going to shower before the parade. I'm going to shower before the parade.
598 01:01:31,956 01:01:34,024 Mr. Fussell? Mrs. Fussell? Mr. Fussell? Mrs. Fussell?
599 01:01:34,058 01:01:35,459 It's Blue. It's Blue.
600 01:01:35,492 01:01:37,027 Blue Moon, from up the hill. Blue Moon, from up the hill.
601 01:01:37,061 01:01:38,996 I think your dog may have I think your dog may have
602 01:01:39,029 01:01:41,098 gotten into our yard last night. gotten into our yard last night.
603 01:01:42,933 01:01:45,736 Just thought someone should know. Just thought someone should know.
604 01:03:09,219 01:03:10,955 Truce? Truce?
605 01:03:13,023 01:03:14,859 It's a holiday. It's a holiday.
606 01:03:14,892 01:03:16,393 Come on, it's fun. Would you just take it? Come on, it's fun. Would you just take it?
607 01:03:16,426 01:03:17,427 Ok. Ok.
608 01:03:17,461 01:03:18,262 It's a pinwheel! It's a pinwheel!
609 01:03:18,295 01:03:19,263 It's your favorite. It's your favorite.
610 01:03:19,296 01:03:20,430 Thank you. Thank you.
611 01:03:20,464 01:03:23,200 About last night. Just, try to let it go. About last night. Just, try to let it go.
612 01:03:23,233 01:03:25,002 It was probably just a power surge It was probably just a power surge
613 01:03:25,035 01:03:27,404 or a malfunction with the fuse box or something. or a malfunction with the fuse box or something.
614 01:03:27,437 01:03:28,939 There was a light! There was a light!
615 01:03:28,973 01:03:30,875 Yes. Televisions have lights? Yes. Televisions have lights?
616 01:03:30,908 01:03:32,376 You remember, Mr. Fussell said there was You remember, Mr. Fussell said there was
617 01:03:32,409 01:03:34,979 something wrong with the electricity. something wrong with the electricity.
618 01:03:35,012 01:03:37,882 I don't know. I don't know.
619 01:03:37,915 01:03:39,984 You were already on edge from me, You were already on edge from me,
620 01:03:40,017 01:03:43,053 and I apologized, and the dog ... and I apologized, and the dog ...
621 01:03:44,321 01:03:45,322 the bear? the bear?
622 01:03:46,523 01:03:47,424 I want you to look at it before you leave. I want you to look at it before you leave.
623 01:03:47,457 01:03:49,159 Ok, fine, I'll look at it. Ok, fine, I'll look at it.
624 01:03:49,193 01:03:50,895 You know I'm no electrician. You know I'm no electrician.
625 01:03:50,928 01:03:53,530 Or anything handy. I'll try. Or anything handy. I'll try.
626 01:03:53,563 01:03:55,365 Do you think we'll be able to see the fireworks Do you think we'll be able to see the fireworks
627 01:03:55,399 01:03:57,167 in the bay from the house tonight? in the bay from the house tonight?
628 01:03:57,201 01:03:59,536 Nah, probably not. But you know what we could do. Nah, probably not. But you know what we could do.
629 01:03:59,569 01:04:01,238 We could all go down to the beach on our side of the bay. We could all go down to the beach on our side of the bay.
630 01:04:01,271 01:04:03,240 At least we'd have some privacy there. At least we'd have some privacy there.
631 01:04:17,955 01:04:20,991 Here, here, here. Charlie, here. Here, here, here. Charlie, here.
632 01:04:29,499 01:04:33,037 Charlie, what's in these cases over here by the cooler? Charlie, what's in these cases over here by the cooler?
633 01:04:33,070 01:04:34,371 It's some kind of liquor, man. It's some kind of liquor, man.
634 01:04:34,404 01:04:36,406 I mean, I think my uncle was some kind of moonshiner. I mean, I think my uncle was some kind of moonshiner.
635 01:04:36,440 01:04:38,175 I'd be careful drinking that. I'd be careful drinking that.
636 01:04:38,208 01:04:39,977 Charlie turned into a complete asshat Charlie turned into a complete asshat
637 01:04:40,010 01:04:41,345 yesterday after drinking some. yesterday after drinking some.
638 01:04:41,378 01:04:44,048 It doesn't take much, does it? It doesn't take much, does it?
639 01:04:58,262 01:04:59,529 Hey, Toby! Hey, Toby!
640 01:04:59,563 01:05:02,099 Hey Blue. I told you Toby got loose. Hey Blue. I told you Toby got loose.
641 01:05:02,132 01:05:05,936 (Murmuring) (Murmuring)
642 01:05:13,010 01:05:13,944 And this is the loft. And this is the loft.
643 01:05:13,978 01:05:16,981 Got your haunted TV, a futon. Got your haunted TV, a futon.
644 01:05:17,014 01:05:18,282 Nice. Nice.
645 01:05:18,315 01:05:19,349 A pretty chill place. A pretty chill place.
646 01:05:19,383 01:05:20,317 Cool. Cool.
647 01:05:21,018 01:05:22,419 That was Uncle Matt's bedroom. That was Uncle Matt's bedroom.
648 01:05:22,452 01:05:24,354 I don't know what I'm going to use it for yet. I don't know what I'm going to use it for yet.
649 01:05:24,388 01:05:25,489 Cool. Cool.
650 01:05:27,757 01:05:30,360 And that's the tour. And that's the tour.
651 01:05:32,029 01:05:35,966 (Murmuring) (Murmuring)
652 01:05:36,400 01:05:38,268 Linda. You interested? Linda. You interested?
653 01:05:38,302 01:05:40,137 Sure, what the hell, right? Sure, what the hell, right?
654 01:05:40,170 01:05:41,571 Nice! Nice!
655 01:05:56,053 01:05:56,987 Here's two. Here's two.
656 01:05:57,021 01:05:58,022 Sweet. Sweet.
657 01:06:02,792 01:06:05,429 Ugh, that smells disgusting. Ugh, that smells disgusting.
658 01:06:05,462 01:06:07,131 Maybe I'll just have a beer. Maybe I'll just have a beer.
659 01:06:07,164 01:06:08,365 Ugh! Ugh!
660 01:06:08,398 01:06:10,400 Smells like my grandfather. Smells like my grandfather.
661 01:06:13,070 01:06:15,305 So, uh, Charlie was telling me So, uh, Charlie was telling me
662 01:06:15,339 01:06:19,743 that he has a pinball machine, in the basement? that he has a pinball machine, in the basement?
663 01:06:21,811 01:06:25,515 And you thought that would entice me downstairs? And you thought that would entice me downstairs?
664 01:06:29,219 01:06:32,322 Come on, pinball wizard. Let's see those flipping fingers. Come on, pinball wizard. Let's see those flipping fingers.
665 01:06:32,356 01:06:33,257 Mmm. Mmm.
666 01:06:59,116 01:07:00,084 Burger or dog? Burger or dog?
667 01:07:00,117 01:07:01,251 Burger. Burger.
668 01:07:01,718 01:07:03,453 Burger with cheese. Burger with cheese.
669 01:07:03,487 01:07:04,354 Hot dog it is. Hot dog it is.
670 01:07:04,388 01:07:05,455 No I want a burger. No I want a burger.
671 01:07:05,489 01:07:06,390 Too bad. Too bad.
672 01:07:06,423 01:07:08,358 I want a burger, with cheese. I want a burger, with cheese.
673 01:07:08,392 01:07:09,759 I want to make her a burger, I want to make her a burger,
674 01:07:09,793 01:07:11,161 and I want to make you a hot dog. and I want to make you a hot dog.
675 01:07:11,195 01:07:13,230 Um, I'm going to go to the bathroom. Um, I'm going to go to the bathroom.
676 01:07:13,263 01:07:15,299 I know you know how to make burgers. I know you know how to make burgers.
677 01:07:15,332 01:07:16,700 Mm, I don't know how to make burgers. Mm, I don't know how to make burgers.
678 01:07:16,733 01:07:17,801 I don't even know what a burger is. I don't even know what a burger is.
679 01:07:17,834 01:07:19,236 Burger, cheese, bun. Burger, cheese, bun.
680 01:07:59,476 01:08:02,779 Hm. Hm.
681 01:08:45,755 01:08:47,757 What an ugly bear. What an ugly bear.
682 01:08:47,791 01:08:49,859 Mah! Mah!
683 01:09:21,525 01:09:24,761 Oh, look at all this stuff here. Oh, look at all this stuff here.
684 01:09:24,794 01:09:27,231 Come on. I thought we were going to play pinball. Come on. I thought we were going to play pinball.
685 01:09:29,233 01:09:30,367 Damn it! Ugh. Damn it! Ugh.
686 01:09:30,400 01:09:31,501 It's ok.. It's ok..
687 01:09:31,535 01:09:32,436 It's not like it's going to stain It's not like it's going to stain
688 01:09:32,469 01:09:34,438 the basement floor or anything. the basement floor or anything.
689 01:09:35,839 01:09:37,441 Yeah but. Yeah but.
690 01:09:37,474 01:09:40,777 Come on. Come on.
691 01:10:46,843 01:10:47,977 Ah! What? Ah! What?
692 01:10:48,011 01:10:51,381 What, what-what is it? What? A mouse. What, what-what is it? What? A mouse.
693 01:10:51,881 01:10:53,483 Yeah, but, so what? Yeah, but, so what?
694 01:10:53,517 01:10:55,819 Get rid of it. Where? Get rid of it. Where?
695 01:10:55,852 01:10:58,855 Someplace where I'm not fooling around with you. Someplace where I'm not fooling around with you.
696 01:10:58,888 01:11:00,857 Which is going to be everywhere in a minute. Which is going to be everywhere in a minute.
697 01:11:00,890 01:11:02,826 Fine... Fine...
698 01:11:17,441 01:11:18,475 Ugh. Ugh.
699 01:11:18,508 01:11:20,076 Nothing here. Nothing here.
700 01:11:26,983 01:11:30,520 Who wants overcooked meat? Who wants overcooked meat?
701 01:11:30,554 01:11:32,956 Ugh, gimme that. Wait. Ugh, gimme that. Wait.
702 01:11:37,594 01:11:38,928 Fair enough. Fair enough.
703 01:12:02,852 01:12:04,788 Wait, I have to go to the bathroom. Wait, I have to go to the bathroom.
704 01:12:04,821 01:12:06,390 Sorry. I'll be right back. Sorry. I'll be right back.
705 01:12:06,423 01:12:08,892 Yeah, hurry up. I will. Yeah, hurry up. I will.
706 01:12:23,440 01:12:26,810 So, there's a pinball machine in the basement. So, there's a pinball machine in the basement.
707 01:12:26,843 01:12:28,011 I don't think so. I don't think so.
708 01:12:28,044 01:12:29,946 But, but I'm a pinball wizard. But, but I'm a pinball wizard.
709 01:12:29,979 01:12:31,080 Uh, no. Uh, no.
710 01:12:38,121 01:12:39,856 Ugh. Ugh.
711 01:12:42,592 01:12:44,828 Mmm. Mmm.
712 01:12:44,861 01:12:48,097 (Murmuring) (Murmuring)
713 01:12:48,965 01:12:50,867 Now I gotta change. Now I gotta change.
714 01:12:55,539 01:12:58,608 Your friend Dana? Asleep in my bed for some reason? Your friend Dana? Asleep in my bed for some reason?
715 01:12:58,642 01:13:00,977 She was sitting in the sun all afternoon drinking. She was sitting in the sun all afternoon drinking.
716 01:13:01,010 01:13:02,912 That could wipe anybody out. That could wipe anybody out.
717 01:13:02,946 01:13:04,448 It would have been nice if she asked permission It would have been nice if she asked permission
718 01:13:04,481 01:13:06,416 before she just crawled right in. before she just crawled right in.
719 01:13:06,450 01:13:09,118 It's my bed! It's my house, I really don't think It's my bed! It's my house, I really don't think
720 01:13:09,152 01:13:10,987 you need to be getting possessive over it. you need to be getting possessive over it.
721 01:13:11,020 01:13:12,922 Right, everything here is yours. Right, everything here is yours.
722 01:13:12,956 01:13:14,458 That's right. That's right.
723 01:13:14,491 01:13:15,859 And that bed was where Mom and Dad slept anyway. And that bed was where Mom and Dad slept anyway.
724 01:13:15,892 01:13:17,527 Your bed was the top bunk, Your bed was the top bunk,
725 01:13:17,561 01:13:18,862 and the only thing keeping you from it and the only thing keeping you from it
726 01:13:18,895 01:13:20,497 is a pile of junk mail. is a pile of junk mail.
727 01:13:20,530 01:13:23,166 Feel free to clean it off if you suddenly need to lie down. Feel free to clean it off if you suddenly need to lie down.
728 01:13:24,033 01:13:25,401 Ooh. Ooh.
729 01:13:36,913 01:13:39,983 Oh, what'd you do, fall asleep? Oh, what'd you do, fall asleep?
730 01:13:40,550 01:13:44,621 I'll wake you up. Tickle, tickle. I'll wake you up. Tickle, tickle.
731 01:13:46,556 01:13:48,492 What are you doing? What are you doing?
732 01:13:57,901 01:13:59,536 Hey. Hey, where are you guys going? Hey. Hey, where are you guys going?
733 01:14:58,094 01:15:01,064 Hey Blue. When are the fireworks gonna start? Hey Blue. When are the fireworks gonna start?
734 01:15:01,097 01:15:02,799 Uh, it's getting dark now. Uh, it's getting dark now.
735 01:15:02,832 01:15:03,867 We should probably head down to the beach We should probably head down to the beach
736 01:15:03,900 01:15:05,101 if we wanna get there in time. if we wanna get there in time.
737 01:15:05,134 01:15:06,603 You know. You know.
738 01:15:07,904 01:15:10,073 It's gettin' kind of cold It's gettin' kind of cold
739 01:15:10,106 01:15:11,841 for Fourth of July. Yeah. for Fourth of July. Yeah.
740 01:15:11,875 01:15:13,543 Maybe I'll get a jacket. Maybe I'll get a jacket.
741 01:15:14,844 01:15:16,846 Look, please don't say anything. Look, please don't say anything.
742 01:15:16,880 01:15:19,015 Blue is already freaked out from last night. Blue is already freaked out from last night.
743 01:15:19,048 01:15:21,184 Just keep this on the down-low, all right? Just keep this on the down-low, all right?
744 01:15:21,217 01:15:23,086 You guys, just relax, trust me? You guys, just relax, trust me?
745 01:15:24,621 01:15:25,922 Have a little drink, Have a little drink,
746 01:15:25,955 01:15:27,290 it'll be ok. Hey, we were going it'll be ok. Hey, we were going
747 01:15:27,323 01:15:29,125 to take those down to the.. Shut up, Blue's friend. to take those down to the.. Shut up, Blue's friend.
748 01:15:29,158 01:15:31,561 Just have a drink, it'll all be fine. Just have a drink, it'll all be fine.
749 01:15:31,595 01:15:33,597 You didn't even see anything. You didn't even see anything.
750 01:15:33,630 01:15:34,831 I know what I saw. I know what I saw.
751 01:15:34,864 01:15:36,332 You said you didn't even see a thing! You said you didn't even see a thing!
752 01:15:36,365 01:15:39,669 Blue, can we take the bottles down to the beach? Blue, can we take the bottles down to the beach?
753 01:15:40,303 01:15:42,872 Yeah sure, knock yourselves out. Yeah sure, knock yourselves out.
754 01:15:43,072 01:15:44,874 You know what? Fine. You know what? Fine.
755 01:15:48,645 01:15:51,214 (Murmur) (Murmur)
756 01:15:51,247 01:15:54,217 Here we go! Here we go!
757 01:16:01,858 01:16:05,328 (Murmur) (Murmur)
758 01:16:32,956 01:16:34,858 Race you down to the beach! Race you down to the beach!
759 01:16:34,891 01:16:36,960 It's getting kind of chilly. It's getting kind of chilly.
760 01:16:38,194 01:16:39,996 Maybe we should bring some jackets. Maybe we should bring some jackets.
761 01:16:49,973 01:16:51,875 Hey. We're all headin' down to the beach. You ready? Hey. We're all headin' down to the beach. You ready?
762 01:16:51,908 01:16:53,677 Nah, you guys go ahead. Nah, you guys go ahead.
763 01:16:53,710 01:16:55,011 Not really feeling up to it. Not really feeling up to it.
764 01:16:55,044 01:16:56,946 Why you being such a douche this weekend? Why you being such a douche this weekend?
765 01:16:56,980 01:16:57,881 You can't just come out on the beach You can't just come out on the beach
766 01:16:57,914 01:16:59,348 and enjoy the fireworks with the rest of us? and enjoy the fireworks with the rest of us?
767 01:16:59,382 01:17:01,084 You know, they're your friends, not mine. You know, they're your friends, not mine.
768 01:17:01,117 01:17:02,285 You're my friend too. You're my friend too.
769 01:17:02,318 01:17:03,820 I'm your brother. I'm your brother.
770 01:17:03,853 01:17:05,154 Exactly. We can see each other Exactly. We can see each other
771 01:17:05,188 01:17:07,090 only when obligated to by family stuff only when obligated to by family stuff
772 01:17:07,123 01:17:09,158 and not be bothered with the rest of the year? and not be bothered with the rest of the year?
773 01:17:09,192 01:17:10,960 But that's not how we are. We're friends. But that's not how we are. We're friends.
774 01:17:10,994 01:17:13,262 We do things together. We do things together.
775 01:17:13,963 01:17:16,933 Are we? Or am I just here to help you move your crap? Are we? Or am I just here to help you move your crap?
776 01:17:20,904 01:17:22,071 Ugh. Ugh.
777 01:17:22,105 01:17:23,840 I can't believe you! You can't even accept I can't believe you! You can't even accept
778 01:17:23,873 01:17:25,875 when someone is trying to be nice to you. when someone is trying to be nice to you.
779 01:17:36,986 01:17:38,421 What the ... What the ...
780 01:18:07,884 01:18:09,953 I don't have anything else to say to you. I don't have anything else to say to you.
781 01:18:09,986 01:18:11,888 Just leave, go home. Just leave, go home.
782 01:18:11,921 01:18:13,289 Blue.. Blue..
783 01:18:13,322 01:18:16,192 really sorry about the way I've been acting all weekend. really sorry about the way I've been acting all weekend.
784 01:18:16,225 01:18:20,229 No you're not. No you're not.
785 01:18:20,263 01:18:22,298 If you didn't want to come, you shouldn't have come. If you didn't want to come, you shouldn't have come.
786 01:18:22,331 01:18:25,001 I thought you'd be excited for me. I thought you'd be excited for me.
787 01:18:27,937 01:18:29,906 Look. It's pretty obvious I'm jealous of you. Look. It's pretty obvious I'm jealous of you.
788 01:18:29,939 01:18:32,909 Getting your own place? Getting your own place?
789 01:18:32,942 01:18:34,878 And I get to be one of those guys, you know? And I get to be one of those guys, you know?
790 01:18:34,911 01:18:38,347 Almost 30 and still living at home with mom and dad. Almost 30 and still living at home with mom and dad.
791 01:18:43,486 01:18:45,321 And you're absolutely right. And you're absolutely right.
792 01:18:45,354 01:18:48,324 I mean, we're not just related. I mean, we're not just related.
793 01:18:52,228 01:18:55,865 You're my best friend. You're my best friend.
794 01:18:55,899 01:18:58,334 And I want to you to have fun and be successful here. And I want to you to have fun and be successful here.
795 01:19:02,872 01:19:05,074 I'm sorry if I haven't been supportive enough. I'm sorry if I haven't been supportive enough.
796 01:19:06,976 01:19:08,411 What the hell? What the hell?
797 01:19:10,847 01:19:12,882 Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
798 01:19:24,861 01:19:26,930 (Muttering) (Muttering)
799 01:19:58,027 01:19:59,328 Charlie? Charlie?
800 01:20:47,076 01:20:51,114 (Muttering) (Muttering)
801 01:20:53,182 01:20:57,020 (Muttering) (Muttering)
802 01:20:58,988 01:21:00,924 Hm. Hm.
803 01:21:01,390 01:21:02,191 Ah. Ah.
804 01:21:03,993 01:21:04,493 Hm. Hm.
805 01:21:30,086 01:21:32,255 What is this? What is this?
806 01:21:35,458 01:21:39,528 Mail for me? From 1993? Mail for me? From 1993?
807 01:21:53,442 01:21:55,111 Dear Blue. Dear Blue.
808 01:21:55,144 01:21:56,379 Enclosed in this package, Enclosed in this package,
809 01:21:56,412 01:22:01,250 please find the remains of one Matthew Moon, please find the remains of one Matthew Moon,
810 01:22:01,284 01:22:03,987 delivered in accordance with his final wishes. delivered in accordance with his final wishes.
811 01:22:04,020 01:22:06,255 For over a decade, I had the pleasure of employing For over a decade, I had the pleasure of employing
812 01:22:06,289 01:22:08,191 this peculiar and efficient man this peculiar and efficient man
813 01:22:08,224 01:22:10,326 who claimed to be your uncle. who claimed to be your uncle.
814 01:22:10,359 01:22:13,262 Unfortunately, our relationship rarely went beyond business. Unfortunately, our relationship rarely went beyond business.
815 01:22:13,296 01:22:15,999 In fact, all I really knew about his personal life In fact, all I really knew about his personal life
816 01:22:16,032 01:22:18,301 is your name and his home address, is your name and his home address,
817 01:22:18,334 01:22:21,304 where I shipped a great deal of usual cargo on his behalf. where I shipped a great deal of usual cargo on his behalf.
818 01:22:21,337 01:22:23,973 Moses? Bagg? Moses? Bagg?
819 01:22:24,007 01:22:25,374 I feel compelled to warn you. I feel compelled to warn you.
820 01:22:25,408 01:22:27,443 Do not open any liquor bottles you find Do not open any liquor bottles you find
821 01:22:27,476 01:22:28,978 among Matt's possessions. among Matt's possessions.
822 01:22:29,012 01:22:30,046 And never And never
823 01:22:30,079 01:22:31,447 let anyone drink from them.. let anyone drink from them..
824 01:22:31,480 01:22:32,982 Oh my God. They're cursed. Oh my God. They're cursed.
825 01:22:33,016 01:22:33,482 The bottles! The bottles!
826 01:23:09,418 01:23:14,423 (Murmuring) (Murmuring)
827 01:23:55,431 01:24:00,203 (Murmuring) (Murmuring)
828 01:24:27,396 01:24:32,168 (Murmurs) (Murmurs)
829 01:24:38,407 01:24:41,577 Don't! O-open the bottles! Don't! O-open the bottles!
830 01:24:42,445 01:24:44,147 Don't.. There's Blue! Don't.. There's Blue!
831 01:24:46,315 01:24:48,517 (Murmuring) (Murmuring)
831 01:24:46,315 01:24:48,517 (Murmuring) (Murmuring)