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1 | 00:00:00,104 | 00:00:02,190 | - Why didn't you say you love me back? | - Why didn't you say you love me back? |
2 | 00:00:02,273 | 00:00:05,276 | - Uh... I don't know. | - Uh... I don't know. |
3 | 00:00:05,360 | 00:00:07,487 | We're j-- we're just kind of getting to know each other, | We're j-- we're just kind of getting to know each other, |
4 | 00:00:07,570 | 00:00:08,696 | and... | and... |
5 | 00:00:17,038 | 00:00:19,707 | - Any last words before I blow your brains out? | - Any last words before I blow your brains out? |
6 | 00:00:21,042 | 00:00:23,211 | - Don't shoot me, okay? | - Don't shoot me, okay? |
7 | 00:00:23,294 | 00:00:24,546 | You ain't got to do this. | You ain't got to do this. |
8 | 00:00:26,005 | 00:00:28,967 | You ain't got to do this, man. | You ain't got to do this, man. |
9 | 00:00:32,720 | 00:00:34,055 | Yeah. | Yeah. |
10 | 00:00:34,138 | 00:00:35,765 | Just let me... | Just let me... |
11 | 00:00:37,559 | 00:00:38,810 | - Why are you doing that? | - Why are you doing that? |
12 | 00:00:40,186 | 00:00:42,105 | Cut it out! | Cut it out! |
13 | 00:00:42,188 | 00:00:43,481 | Stop it! | Stop it! |
14 | 00:00:43,565 | 00:00:44,649 | You look at me when I kill you. | You look at me when I kill you. |
15 | 00:00:44,732 | 00:00:46,651 | Look at me! | Look at me! |
16 | 00:00:46,734 | 00:00:48,653 | I know that there's nothing up there. | I know that there's nothing up there. |
17 | 00:01:21,686 | 00:01:23,855 | - Ah! Shit. | - Ah! Shit. |
18 | 00:01:23,938 | 00:01:25,523 | Ah! | Ah! |
19 | 00:01:26,524 | 00:01:28,610 | Ah... Ah! | Ah... Ah! |
20 | 00:01:28,693 | 00:01:30,028 | - Go home. | - Go home. |
21 | 00:01:30,111 | 00:01:31,821 | I'm sure there's a real hero somewhere | I'm sure there's a real hero somewhere |
22 | 00:01:31,905 | 00:01:33,156 | in need of a goofy sidekick. | in need of a goofy sidekick. |
23 | 00:01:34,490 | 00:01:35,992 | Well, you're not alone... | Well, you're not alone... |
24 | 00:01:36,075 | 00:01:37,827 | anymore. | anymore. |
25 | 00:01:42,999 | 00:01:44,834 | I've got you, I promise. | I've got you, I promise. |
26 | 00:01:44,918 | 00:01:47,212 | Kevin! | Kevin! |
27 | 00:01:47,295 | 00:01:48,713 | Focus. | Focus. |
28 | 00:02:02,977 | 00:02:04,062 | - I owe you one. | - I owe you one. |
29 | 00:02:14,322 | 00:02:15,698 | It's a simple jump. | It's a simple jump. |
30 | 00:02:16,741 | 00:02:20,453 | Three, two, one. | Three, two, one. |
31 | 00:02:26,584 | 00:02:27,585 | Yes. | Yes. |
32 | 00:02:29,045 | 00:02:30,380 | Hey. | Hey. |
33 | 00:02:30,463 | 00:02:33,341 | Hey, come on. Jordan, no. | Hey, come on. Jordan, no. |
34 | 00:02:33,424 | 00:02:36,636 | Come on, get up, get up. Jordan, no. | Come on, get up, get up. Jordan, no. |
35 | 00:02:36,719 | 00:02:38,263 | Look at me, look at me. | Look at me, look at me. |
36 | 00:02:38,346 | 00:02:40,890 | No. Don't you die, don't you die. | No. Don't you die, don't you die. |
37 | 00:02:40,974 | 00:02:42,392 | I'm not gonna let you die. | I'm not gonna let you die. |
38 | 00:02:43,434 | 00:02:45,436 | Come on, Jordan, you c... | Come on, Jordan, you c... |
39 | 00:02:45,520 | 00:02:47,564 | you can't, you can't die, not... | you can't, you can't die, not... |
40 | 00:02:47,647 | 00:02:49,899 | Come on, Jordan, get up. | Come on, Jordan, get up. |
41 | 00:02:49,983 | 00:02:51,734 | Don't d... | Don't d... |
42 | 00:02:51,818 | 00:02:54,153 | Jordan! Jordan! | Jordan! Jordan! |
43 | 00:02:54,237 | 00:02:57,156 | I jumped. I got over here. | I jumped. I got over here. |
44 | 00:02:57,240 | 00:02:58,449 | Jordan? | Jordan? |
45 | 00:02:58,533 | 00:03:01,035 | I fucking jumped. | I fucking jumped. |
46 | 00:03:03,079 | 00:03:04,622 | I fucking jumped. | I fucking jumped. |
47 | 00:03:06,916 | 00:03:09,085 | I fucking... | I fucking... |
48 | 00:03:09,168 | 00:03:11,170 | Breathe. | Breathe. |
49 | 00:03:14,173 | 00:03:16,509 | Bravo. It's a wrap, everybody. | Bravo. It's a wrap, everybody. |
50 | 00:03:16,593 | 00:03:19,304 | Bravo. | Bravo. |
51 | 00:03:21,848 | 00:03:23,391 | - The fuck...? | - The fuck...? |
52 | 00:03:24,934 | 00:03:26,060 | A wrap? | A wrap? |
53 | 00:03:26,144 | 00:03:27,770 | - Agent Hart! | - Agent Hart! |
54 | 00:03:27,854 | 00:03:28,897 | - Coach Ron? | - Coach Ron? |
55 | 00:03:28,980 | 00:03:30,565 | - Yeah! | - Yeah! |
56 | 00:03:32,233 | 00:03:34,068 | - Yeah. - Oh, yeah. | - Yeah. - Oh, yeah. |
57 | 00:03:34,152 | 00:03:35,862 | - The fuck is happening? | - The fuck is happening? |
58 | 00:03:37,405 | 00:03:39,782 | - Hey, man, it was good working with you. | - Hey, man, it was good working with you. |
59 | 00:03:39,866 | 00:03:41,826 | No hard feelings, man. Sorry. | No hard feelings, man. Sorry. |
60 | 00:03:48,791 | 00:03:49,918 | - Hi. | - Hi. |
61 | 00:03:50,001 | 00:03:52,045 | - Oh, no. Come on, Jordan. | - Oh, no. Come on, Jordan. |
62 | 00:03:52,128 | 00:03:54,047 | This was a part of it, too? | This was a part of it, too? |
63 | 00:03:54,130 | 00:03:55,673 | - Yeah. Sorry, Kevin. | - Yeah. Sorry, Kevin. |
64 | 00:03:55,757 | 00:03:57,300 | - Jordan. | - Jordan. |
65 | 00:03:57,383 | 00:03:59,594 | But I really thought that I lost you. | But I really thought that I lost you. |
66 | 00:03:59,677 | 00:04:02,305 | - Oh, Kevin. - No... | - Oh, Kevin. - No... |
67 | 00:04:02,388 | 00:04:04,682 | - Well, I guess I'm glad that you're alive. | - Well, I guess I'm glad that you're alive. |
68 | 00:04:04,766 | 00:04:07,936 | - Well, movie magic. | - Well, movie magic. |
69 | 00:04:09,687 | 00:04:10,813 | - Very good. - Movie magic. | - Very good. - Movie magic. |
70 | 00:04:10,897 | 00:04:12,065 | - Very good. | - Very good. |
71 | 00:04:15,360 | 00:04:16,694 | - Jordan, no. | - Jordan, no. |
72 | 00:04:16,778 | 00:04:18,863 | Come on, get up, get up. | Come on, get up, get up. |
73 | 00:04:18,947 | 00:04:20,949 | Jordan, you can't do this. Don't die. | Jordan, you can't do this. Don't die. |
74 | 00:04:21,032 | 00:04:22,784 | Come on, Jordan, get up. | Come on, Jordan, get up. |
75 | 00:04:22,867 | 00:04:25,787 | Don't d... Jordan! | Don't d... Jordan! |
76 | 00:04:25,870 | 00:04:27,997 | Jordan! | Jordan! |
77 | 00:04:28,081 | 00:04:31,584 | I did it, I jumped. I got over here. | I did it, I jumped. I got over here. |
78 | 00:04:31,668 | 00:04:34,796 | Jordan? I fucking jumped. | Jordan? I fucking jumped. |
79 | 00:04:36,881 | 00:04:39,509 | I fucking jumped. | I fucking jumped. |
80 | 00:04:55,275 | 00:04:58,027 | - Well? | - Well? |
81 | 00:05:02,991 | 00:05:06,494 | - That may be the strangest movie I've ever seen. | - That may be the strangest movie I've ever seen. |
82 | 00:05:09,163 | 00:05:14,043 | So bizarre and-and... violent. | So bizarre and-and... violent. |
83 | 00:05:16,963 | 00:05:20,508 | And yet... | And yet... |
84 | 00:05:20,592 | 00:05:23,094 | authentic. | authentic. |
85 | 00:05:23,177 | 00:05:26,806 | You can't teach acting like that. | You can't teach acting like that. |
86 | 00:05:26,890 | 00:05:28,182 | - So you liked it? - Like it? | - So you liked it? - Like it? |
87 | 00:05:28,266 | 00:05:29,809 | I like kidney-shaped swimming pools. | I like kidney-shaped swimming pools. |
88 | 00:05:29,893 | 00:05:32,228 | I like reduced-fat eggnog. | I like reduced-fat eggnog. |
89 | 00:05:32,312 | 00:05:35,607 | This movie, I loved. | This movie, I loved. |
90 | 00:05:35,690 | 00:05:38,151 | - He loves it. | - He loves it. |
91 | 00:05:38,234 | 00:05:39,736 | - How does it feel to be a leading man | - How does it feel to be a leading man |
92 | 00:05:39,819 | 00:05:41,279 | in your own action movie? | in your own action movie? |
93 | 00:05:41,362 | 00:05:43,406 | - Wow. - Kevin. | - Wow. - Kevin. |
94 | 00:05:43,489 | 00:05:46,284 | Please. - Oh, the center stage. | Please. - Oh, the center stage. |
95 | 00:05:46,367 | 00:05:47,744 | Uh... | Uh... |
96 | 00:05:47,827 | 00:05:50,538 | No, stop, stop. Guys. | No, stop, stop. Guys. |
97 | 00:05:50,622 | 00:05:53,416 | Well, I learned two things. | Well, I learned two things. |
98 | 00:05:53,499 | 00:05:55,418 | The first thing is that it's dangerous. | The first thing is that it's dangerous. |
99 | 00:05:55,501 | 00:05:58,421 | It's dangerous as hell. I mean, I was set on fire, | It's dangerous as hell. I mean, I was set on fire, |
100 | 00:05:58,504 | 00:06:00,048 | I was hit in the head with a bat... | I was hit in the head with a bat... |
101 | 00:06:00,131 | 00:06:01,382 | punched, kicked. | punched, kicked. |
102 | 00:06:01,466 | 00:06:03,343 | I'm really gonna be scarred. - That was f... | I'm really gonna be scarred. - That was f... |
103 | 00:06:03,426 | 00:06:04,719 | - No, I'm serious-- I don't know | - No, I'm serious-- I don't know |
104 | 00:06:04,802 | 00:06:06,721 | why you're laughing. I'm being very serious. | why you're laughing. I'm being very serious. |
105 | 00:06:06,804 | 00:06:09,015 | I'm gonna have real issues because of this guy right here. | I'm gonna have real issues because of this guy right here. |
106 | 00:06:09,098 | 00:06:10,808 | - Fuck yeah! - It's-- no... | - Fuck yeah! - It's-- no... |
107 | 00:06:10,892 | 00:06:14,062 | It's not a "fuck yeah." It's-it's a serious thing. | It's not a "fuck yeah." It's-it's a serious thing. |
108 | 00:06:16,064 | 00:06:19,150 | The second thing that I learned is that, uh... | The second thing that I learned is that, uh... |
109 | 00:06:21,152 | 00:06:23,780 | ...there's no such thing as a leading man. | ...there's no such thing as a leading man. |
110 | 00:06:25,406 | 00:06:27,700 | Because you're nothing without your costars. | Because you're nothing without your costars. |
111 | 00:06:31,037 | 00:06:34,499 | And I had that in-in you guys, so thank you-- Come on. | And I had that in-in you guys, so thank you-- Come on. |
112 | 00:06:34,582 | 00:06:36,334 | Get up here. Seriously. | Get up here. Seriously. |
113 | 00:06:36,417 | 00:06:37,544 | Get up here. - Buddy. | Get up here. - Buddy. |
114 | 00:06:37,627 | 00:06:39,379 | - Take this in. Take it in with me. | - Take this in. Take it in with me. |
115 | 00:06:39,462 | 00:06:41,798 | Wait, wait. Do I get top billing? | Wait, wait. Do I get top billing? |
116 | 00:06:41,881 | 00:06:43,174 | - Yeah. You have top billing. | - Yeah. You have top billing. |
117 | 00:06:43,258 | 00:06:45,260 | - Nice. I didn't-- I forgot to ask. | - Nice. I didn't-- I forgot to ask. |
118 | 00:06:45,343 | 00:06:47,303 | - Well, I think it's time to celebrate. - Yes! | - Well, I think it's time to celebrate. - Yes! |
119 | 00:06:47,387 | 00:06:48,846 | - Looks like we've got a hit on our hands. | - Looks like we've got a hit on our hands. |
120 | 00:06:48,930 | 00:06:51,140 | - Claude. Congratulations. - Yeah, yeah. | - Claude. Congratulations. - Yeah, yeah. |
121 | 00:06:51,224 | 00:06:53,226 | Hey. Congratulations, everybody. | Hey. Congratulations, everybody. |
122 | 00:06:53,309 | 00:06:56,688 | - Ladies and gentlemen, | - Ladies and gentlemen, |
123 | 00:06:56,771 | 00:06:58,273 | we have a real treat for you today. | we have a real treat for you today. |
124 | 00:06:58,356 | 00:07:00,066 | - Okay-- wait, wait, wait, wait, easy with the spoilers. | - Okay-- wait, wait, wait, wait, easy with the spoilers. |
125 | 00:07:00,149 | 00:07:01,734 | This requires a little dramatic buildup. | This requires a little dramatic buildup. |
126 | 00:07:01,818 | 00:07:03,361 | - Okay. Here it is. | - Okay. Here it is. |
127 | 00:07:03,444 | 00:07:05,196 | Now you know that I'm not a big fan | Now you know that I'm not a big fan |
128 | 00:07:05,280 | 00:07:07,782 | of these high-budget action films. | of these high-budget action films. |
129 | 00:07:07,866 | 00:07:11,035 | - Here she goes again, with her love of fancy foreign films. | - Here she goes again, with her love of fancy foreign films. |
130 | 00:07:11,119 | 00:07:13,037 | - I have discerning taste. This is my buildup. | - I have discerning taste. This is my buildup. |
131 | 00:07:13,121 | 00:07:14,998 | This is what you requested. - Continue. | This is what you requested. - Continue. |
132 | 00:07:15,081 | 00:07:17,208 | - This movie by Claude Van De Velde moved me. | - This movie by Claude Van De Velde moved me. |
133 | 00:07:17,292 | 00:07:19,460 | I got to say. - It's an incredible film. | I got to say. - It's an incredible film. |
134 | 00:07:19,544 | 00:07:21,337 | - And... - I've seen it 27 times. | - And... - I've seen it 27 times. |
135 | 00:07:21,421 | 00:07:22,797 | Team Van De Velde right here. | Team Van De Velde right here. |
136 | 00:07:22,881 | 00:07:24,507 | - The hero of this movie | - The hero of this movie |
137 | 00:07:24,591 | 00:07:26,509 | is not the action star that you would expect. | is not the action star that you would expect. |
138 | 00:07:26,593 | 00:07:29,762 | The one that really saves the day. | The one that really saves the day. |
139 | 00:07:29,846 | 00:07:31,472 | Well, we have him here today. | Well, we have him here today. |
140 | 00:07:31,556 | 00:07:33,600 | Ladies and gentlemen... | Ladies and gentlemen... |
141 | 00:07:33,683 | 00:07:35,810 | Sassy the Squirrel. | Sassy the Squirrel. |
142 | 00:07:35,894 | 00:07:37,228 | - Aw, Sassy... | - Aw, Sassy... |
143 | 00:07:37,312 | 00:07:38,938 | - Oh, you're a lot bigger in person. | - Oh, you're a lot bigger in person. |
144 | 00:07:39,022 | 00:07:40,982 | - Oh, hell no. | - Oh, hell no. |