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1 00:00:00,104 00:00:02,190 - Why didn't you say you love me back? - Why didn't you say you love me back?
2 00:00:02,273 00:00:05,276 - Uh... I don't know. - Uh... I don't know.
3 00:00:05,360 00:00:07,487 We're j-- we're just kind of getting to know each other, We're j-- we're just kind of getting to know each other,
4 00:00:07,570 00:00:08,696 and... and...
5 00:00:17,038 00:00:19,707 - Any last words before I blow your brains out? - Any last words before I blow your brains out?
6 00:00:21,042 00:00:23,211 - Don't shoot me, okay? - Don't shoot me, okay?
7 00:00:23,294 00:00:24,546 You ain't got to do this. You ain't got to do this.
8 00:00:26,005 00:00:28,967 You ain't got to do this, man. You ain't got to do this, man.
9 00:00:32,720 00:00:34,055 Yeah. Yeah.
10 00:00:34,138 00:00:35,765 Just let me... Just let me...
11 00:00:37,559 00:00:38,810 - Why are you doing that? - Why are you doing that?
12 00:00:40,186 00:00:42,105 Cut it out! Cut it out!
13 00:00:42,188 00:00:43,481 Stop it! Stop it!
14 00:00:43,565 00:00:44,649 You look at me when I kill you. You look at me when I kill you.
15 00:00:44,732 00:00:46,651 Look at me! Look at me!
16 00:00:46,734 00:00:48,653 I know that there's nothing up there. I know that there's nothing up there.
17 00:01:21,686 00:01:23,855 - Ah! Shit. - Ah! Shit.
18 00:01:23,938 00:01:25,523 Ah! Ah!
19 00:01:26,524 00:01:28,610 Ah... Ah! Ah... Ah!
20 00:01:28,693 00:01:30,028 - Go home. - Go home.
21 00:01:30,111 00:01:31,821 I'm sure there's a real hero somewhere I'm sure there's a real hero somewhere
22 00:01:31,905 00:01:33,156 in need of a goofy sidekick. in need of a goofy sidekick.
23 00:01:34,490 00:01:35,992 Well, you're not alone... Well, you're not alone...
24 00:01:36,075 00:01:37,827 anymore. anymore.
25 00:01:42,999 00:01:44,834 I've got you, I promise. I've got you, I promise.
26 00:01:44,918 00:01:47,212 Kevin! Kevin!
27 00:01:47,295 00:01:48,713 Focus. Focus.
28 00:02:02,977 00:02:04,062 - I owe you one. - I owe you one.
29 00:02:14,322 00:02:15,698 It's a simple jump. It's a simple jump.
30 00:02:16,741 00:02:20,453 Three, two, one. Three, two, one.
31 00:02:26,584 00:02:27,585 Yes. Yes.
32 00:02:29,045 00:02:30,380 Hey. Hey.
33 00:02:30,463 00:02:33,341 Hey, come on. Jordan, no. Hey, come on. Jordan, no.
34 00:02:33,424 00:02:36,636 Come on, get up, get up. Jordan, no. Come on, get up, get up. Jordan, no.
35 00:02:36,719 00:02:38,263 Look at me, look at me. Look at me, look at me.
36 00:02:38,346 00:02:40,890 No. Don't you die, don't you die. No. Don't you die, don't you die.
37 00:02:40,974 00:02:42,392 I'm not gonna let you die. I'm not gonna let you die.
38 00:02:43,434 00:02:45,436 Come on, Jordan, you c... Come on, Jordan, you c...
39 00:02:45,520 00:02:47,564 you can't, you can't die, not... you can't, you can't die, not...
40 00:02:47,647 00:02:49,899 Come on, Jordan, get up. Come on, Jordan, get up.
41 00:02:49,983 00:02:51,734 Don't d... Don't d...
42 00:02:51,818 00:02:54,153 Jordan! Jordan! Jordan! Jordan!
43 00:02:54,237 00:02:57,156 I jumped. I got over here. I jumped. I got over here.
44 00:02:57,240 00:02:58,449 Jordan? Jordan?
45 00:02:58,533 00:03:01,035 I fucking jumped. I fucking jumped.
46 00:03:03,079 00:03:04,622 I fucking jumped. I fucking jumped.
47 00:03:06,916 00:03:09,085 I fucking... I fucking...
48 00:03:09,168 00:03:11,170 Breathe. Breathe.
49 00:03:14,173 00:03:16,509 Bravo. It's a wrap, everybody. Bravo. It's a wrap, everybody.
50 00:03:16,593 00:03:19,304 Bravo. Bravo.
51 00:03:21,848 00:03:23,391 - The fuck...? - The fuck...?
52 00:03:24,934 00:03:26,060 A wrap? A wrap?
53 00:03:26,144 00:03:27,770 - Agent Hart! - Agent Hart!
54 00:03:27,854 00:03:28,897 - Coach Ron? - Coach Ron?
55 00:03:28,980 00:03:30,565 - Yeah! - Yeah!
56 00:03:32,233 00:03:34,068 - Yeah. - Oh, yeah. - Yeah. - Oh, yeah.
57 00:03:34,152 00:03:35,862 - The fuck is happening? - The fuck is happening?
58 00:03:37,405 00:03:39,782 - Hey, man, it was good working with you. - Hey, man, it was good working with you.
59 00:03:39,866 00:03:41,826 No hard feelings, man. Sorry. No hard feelings, man. Sorry.
60 00:03:48,791 00:03:49,918 - Hi. - Hi.
61 00:03:50,001 00:03:52,045 - Oh, no. Come on, Jordan. - Oh, no. Come on, Jordan.
62 00:03:52,128 00:03:54,047 This was a part of it, too? This was a part of it, too?
63 00:03:54,130 00:03:55,673 - Yeah. Sorry, Kevin. - Yeah. Sorry, Kevin.
64 00:03:55,757 00:03:57,300 - Jordan. - Jordan.
65 00:03:57,383 00:03:59,594 But I really thought that I lost you. But I really thought that I lost you.
66 00:03:59,677 00:04:02,305 - Oh, Kevin. - No... - Oh, Kevin. - No...
67 00:04:02,388 00:04:04,682 - Well, I guess I'm glad that you're alive. - Well, I guess I'm glad that you're alive.
68 00:04:04,766 00:04:07,936 - Well, movie magic. - Well, movie magic.
69 00:04:09,687 00:04:10,813 - Very good. - Movie magic. - Very good. - Movie magic.
70 00:04:10,897 00:04:12,065 - Very good. - Very good.
71 00:04:15,360 00:04:16,694 - Jordan, no. - Jordan, no.
72 00:04:16,778 00:04:18,863 Come on, get up, get up. Come on, get up, get up.
73 00:04:18,947 00:04:20,949 Jordan, you can't do this. Don't die. Jordan, you can't do this. Don't die.
74 00:04:21,032 00:04:22,784 Come on, Jordan, get up. Come on, Jordan, get up.
75 00:04:22,867 00:04:25,787 Don't d... Jordan! Don't d... Jordan!
76 00:04:25,870 00:04:27,997 Jordan! Jordan!
77 00:04:28,081 00:04:31,584 I did it, I jumped. I got over here. I did it, I jumped. I got over here.
78 00:04:31,668 00:04:34,796 Jordan? I fucking jumped. Jordan? I fucking jumped.
79 00:04:36,881 00:04:39,509 I fucking jumped. I fucking jumped.
80 00:04:55,275 00:04:58,027 - Well? - Well?
81 00:05:02,991 00:05:06,494 - That may be the strangest movie I've ever seen. - That may be the strangest movie I've ever seen.
82 00:05:09,163 00:05:14,043 So bizarre and-and... violent. So bizarre and-and... violent.
83 00:05:16,963 00:05:20,508 And yet... And yet...
84 00:05:20,592 00:05:23,094 authentic. authentic.
85 00:05:23,177 00:05:26,806 You can't teach acting like that. You can't teach acting like that.
86 00:05:26,890 00:05:28,182 - So you liked it? - Like it? - So you liked it? - Like it?
87 00:05:28,266 00:05:29,809 I like kidney-shaped swimming pools. I like kidney-shaped swimming pools.
88 00:05:29,893 00:05:32,228 I like reduced-fat eggnog. I like reduced-fat eggnog.
89 00:05:32,312 00:05:35,607 This movie, I loved. This movie, I loved.
90 00:05:35,690 00:05:38,151 - He loves it. - He loves it.
91 00:05:38,234 00:05:39,736 - How does it feel to be a leading man - How does it feel to be a leading man
92 00:05:39,819 00:05:41,279 in your own action movie? in your own action movie?
93 00:05:41,362 00:05:43,406 - Wow. - Kevin. - Wow. - Kevin.
94 00:05:43,489 00:05:46,284 Please. - Oh, the center stage. Please. - Oh, the center stage.
95 00:05:46,367 00:05:47,744 Uh... Uh...
96 00:05:47,827 00:05:50,538 No, stop, stop. Guys. No, stop, stop. Guys.
97 00:05:50,622 00:05:53,416 Well, I learned two things. Well, I learned two things.
98 00:05:53,499 00:05:55,418 The first thing is that it's dangerous. The first thing is that it's dangerous.
99 00:05:55,501 00:05:58,421 It's dangerous as hell. I mean, I was set on fire, It's dangerous as hell. I mean, I was set on fire,
100 00:05:58,504 00:06:00,048 I was hit in the head with a bat... I was hit in the head with a bat...
101 00:06:00,131 00:06:01,382 punched, kicked. punched, kicked.
102 00:06:01,466 00:06:03,343 I'm really gonna be scarred. - That was f... I'm really gonna be scarred. - That was f...
103 00:06:03,426 00:06:04,719 - No, I'm serious-- I don't know - No, I'm serious-- I don't know
104 00:06:04,802 00:06:06,721 why you're laughing. I'm being very serious. why you're laughing. I'm being very serious.
105 00:06:06,804 00:06:09,015 I'm gonna have real issues because of this guy right here. I'm gonna have real issues because of this guy right here.
106 00:06:09,098 00:06:10,808 - Fuck yeah! - It's-- no... - Fuck yeah! - It's-- no...
107 00:06:10,892 00:06:14,062 It's not a "fuck yeah." It's-it's a serious thing. It's not a "fuck yeah." It's-it's a serious thing.
108 00:06:16,064 00:06:19,150 The second thing that I learned is that, uh... The second thing that I learned is that, uh...
109 00:06:21,152 00:06:23,780 ...there's no such thing as a leading man. ...there's no such thing as a leading man.
110 00:06:25,406 00:06:27,700 Because you're nothing without your costars. Because you're nothing without your costars.
111 00:06:31,037 00:06:34,499 And I had that in-in you guys, so thank you-- Come on. And I had that in-in you guys, so thank you-- Come on.
112 00:06:34,582 00:06:36,334 Get up here. Seriously. Get up here. Seriously.
113 00:06:36,417 00:06:37,544 Get up here. - Buddy. Get up here. - Buddy.
114 00:06:37,627 00:06:39,379 - Take this in. Take it in with me. - Take this in. Take it in with me.
115 00:06:39,462 00:06:41,798 Wait, wait. Do I get top billing? Wait, wait. Do I get top billing?
116 00:06:41,881 00:06:43,174 - Yeah. You have top billing. - Yeah. You have top billing.
117 00:06:43,258 00:06:45,260 - Nice. I didn't-- I forgot to ask. - Nice. I didn't-- I forgot to ask.
118 00:06:45,343 00:06:47,303 - Well, I think it's time to celebrate. - Yes! - Well, I think it's time to celebrate. - Yes!
119 00:06:47,387 00:06:48,846 - Looks like we've got a hit on our hands. - Looks like we've got a hit on our hands.
120 00:06:48,930 00:06:51,140 - Claude. Congratulations. - Yeah, yeah. - Claude. Congratulations. - Yeah, yeah.
121 00:06:51,224 00:06:53,226 Hey. Congratulations, everybody. Hey. Congratulations, everybody.
122 00:06:53,309 00:06:56,688 - Ladies and gentlemen, - Ladies and gentlemen,
123 00:06:56,771 00:06:58,273 we have a real treat for you today. we have a real treat for you today.
124 00:06:58,356 00:07:00,066 - Okay-- wait, wait, wait, wait, easy with the spoilers. - Okay-- wait, wait, wait, wait, easy with the spoilers.
125 00:07:00,149 00:07:01,734 This requires a little dramatic buildup. This requires a little dramatic buildup.
126 00:07:01,818 00:07:03,361 - Okay. Here it is. - Okay. Here it is.
127 00:07:03,444 00:07:05,196 Now you know that I'm not a big fan Now you know that I'm not a big fan
128 00:07:05,280 00:07:07,782 of these high-budget action films. of these high-budget action films.
129 00:07:07,866 00:07:11,035 - Here she goes again, with her love of fancy foreign films. - Here she goes again, with her love of fancy foreign films.
130 00:07:11,119 00:07:13,037 - I have discerning taste. This is my buildup. - I have discerning taste. This is my buildup.
131 00:07:13,121 00:07:14,998 This is what you requested. - Continue. This is what you requested. - Continue.
132 00:07:15,081 00:07:17,208 - This movie by Claude Van De Velde moved me. - This movie by Claude Van De Velde moved me.
133 00:07:17,292 00:07:19,460 I got to say. - It's an incredible film. I got to say. - It's an incredible film.
134 00:07:19,544 00:07:21,337 - And... - I've seen it 27 times. - And... - I've seen it 27 times.
135 00:07:21,421 00:07:22,797 Team Van De Velde right here. Team Van De Velde right here.
136 00:07:22,881 00:07:24,507 - The hero of this movie - The hero of this movie
137 00:07:24,591 00:07:26,509 is not the action star that you would expect. is not the action star that you would expect.
138 00:07:26,593 00:07:29,762 The one that really saves the day. The one that really saves the day.
139 00:07:29,846 00:07:31,472 Well, we have him here today. Well, we have him here today.
140 00:07:31,556 00:07:33,600 Ladies and gentlemen... Ladies and gentlemen...
141 00:07:33,683 00:07:35,810 Sassy the Squirrel. Sassy the Squirrel.
142 00:07:35,894 00:07:37,228 - Aw, Sassy... - Aw, Sassy...
143 00:07:37,312 00:07:38,938 - Oh, you're a lot bigger in person. - Oh, you're a lot bigger in person.
144 00:07:39,022 00:07:40,982 - Oh, hell no. - Oh, hell no.