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1 00:00:06,236 00:00:08,029 Goddamn it! Goddamn it!
2 00:00:09,739 00:00:12,367 Motherfucking squirrels! Shit! Motherfucking squirrels! Shit!
3 00:00:12,450 00:00:14,953 Get your ass out of here! Shoo! Get your ass out of here! Shoo!
4 00:00:15,036 00:00:16,621 Go, squirrel! Go, squirrel!
5 00:00:18,581 00:00:19,916 Motherfucker. Motherfucker.
6 00:00:19,999 00:00:22,961 You better get your ass back! You hear me? You better get your ass back! You hear me?
7 00:00:23,044 00:00:25,046 I ain't scared of you. I ain't scared of you.
8 00:00:25,129 00:00:27,966 You better keep it over there, 'fore you get hurt. You better keep it over there, 'fore you get hurt.
9 00:00:28,049 00:00:31,469 You bring it over here, you'll get what you want. Shit. Oh. You bring it over here, you'll get what you want. Shit. Oh.
10 00:00:31,553 00:00:34,138 I see you. I ain't take my eye off you. I see you. I ain't take my eye off you.
11 00:00:34,222 00:00:36,558 I got you locked in. I got you locked in.
12 00:00:36,641 00:00:38,643 Stay back! Stay back!
13 00:00:41,437 00:00:42,981 Stupid woods! Stupid woods!
14 00:01:01,374 00:01:04,502 Oh. Thank God. Oh. Thank God.
15 00:01:04,586 00:01:07,547 Excuse me. Excuse me, sir. Excuse me. Excuse me, sir.
16 00:01:07,630 00:01:09,549 How you doing, man? How you doing, man?
17 00:01:12,427 00:01:14,304 - Do you know you're trespassing? - Do you know you're trespassing?
18 00:01:14,387 00:01:17,181 - Yes. I mean, no. No, I didn't. - Yes. I mean, no. No, I didn't.
19 00:01:17,265 00:01:18,766 I do now, but I... I do now, but I...
20 00:01:18,850 00:01:21,352 - Sign posted right over there. - Sign posted right over there.
21 00:01:21,436 00:01:24,105 Only got two words on it-- Only got two words on it--
22 00:01:24,189 00:01:28,735 "no" and "trespassing." "no" and "trespassing."
23 00:01:28,818 00:01:31,613 - Yep. I see it now. - Yep. I see it now.
24 00:01:31,696 00:01:34,991 I see it now. I didn't see that when I... when I came in, I see it now. I didn't see that when I... when I came in,
25 00:01:35,074 00:01:37,410 'cause the way I came in, my back was to that, 'cause the way I came in, my back was to that,
26 00:01:37,493 00:01:39,120 so I never caught that. I was... so I never caught that. I was...
27 00:01:39,204 00:01:42,165 - You're a... a city boy, ain't you? - You're a... a city boy, ain't you?
28 00:01:42,248 00:01:45,460 - I kind of refer to myself as a "city man." - I kind of refer to myself as a "city man."
29 00:01:45,543 00:01:46,878 Not a... boy. Not a... boy.
30 00:01:46,961 00:01:48,254 You could say "boy-man." You could say "boy-man."
31 00:01:48,338 00:01:49,672 Whatever you... What do you prefer? Whatever you... What do you prefer?
32 00:01:49,756 00:01:52,008 - Woods ain't safe for a city boy. - Woods ain't safe for a city boy.
33 00:01:54,802 00:01:56,888 Much less a city man. Much less a city man.
34 00:02:00,266 00:02:01,726 - Okay. - Okay.
35 00:02:01,809 00:02:04,062 I'm going to address the elephant in the woods. I'm going to address the elephant in the woods.
36 00:02:04,145 00:02:06,314 This whole Deliverance thing that we got going on right now, This whole Deliverance thing that we got going on right now,
37 00:02:06,397 00:02:08,316 which is great, okay, because it's working. which is great, okay, because it's working.
38 00:02:08,399 00:02:11,027 So, when things are working, you give 'em the accolades that they deserve. So, when things are working, you give 'em the accolades that they deserve.
39 00:02:11,110 00:02:12,987 I'm... I'm uncomfortable, sir. I'm... I'm uncomfortable, sir.
40 00:02:13,071 00:02:14,656 I'm actually scared, right? I'm actually scared, right?
41 00:02:14,739 00:02:16,950 So, now that we know that, let me help this mood So, now that we know that, let me help this mood
42 00:02:17,033 00:02:18,576 by just telling you why I'm here. by just telling you why I'm here.
43 00:02:18,660 00:02:20,703 I'm trying to use a phone. You got a phone? I'm trying to use a phone. You got a phone?
44 00:02:20,787 00:02:24,290 I want to use it real quick, and I'm out of here. I want to use it real quick, and I'm out of here.
45 00:02:27,544 00:02:29,420 - Two minutes. - Two minutes.
46 00:02:29,504 00:02:30,922 - No, I'm not out of my mind. - No, I'm not out of my mind.
47 00:02:31,005 00:02:32,840 As a matter of fact, I'm very much in my mind. As a matter of fact, I'm very much in my mind.
48 00:02:32,924 00:02:34,217 The dude's trying to kill me. The dude's trying to kill me.
49 00:02:34,300 00:02:35,677 - That's unfortunate. - That's unfortunate.
50 00:02:35,760 00:02:37,220 - What do you mean? Unfortunate? - What do you mean? Unfortunate?
51 00:02:37,303 00:02:38,638 Listen to me, Danny. Listen to me, Danny.
52 00:02:38,721 00:02:40,139 He's trying to kill me! He's trying to kill me!
53 00:02:40,223 00:02:42,350 - No, totally. Kev, listen. - No, totally. Kev, listen.
54 00:02:42,433 00:02:44,394 I got huge news. Right? Ready? I got huge news. Right? Ready?
55 00:02:44,477 00:02:46,229 Pound Pups Four. Pound Pups Four.
56 00:02:46,312 00:02:49,566 Pound... Pups... Four. Pound... Pups... Four.
57 00:02:49,649 00:02:51,442 They want you to voice Reggie, They want you to voice Reggie,
58 00:02:51,526 00:02:53,778 a quick-witted, short-tempered goldendoodle a quick-witted, short-tempered goldendoodle
59 00:02:53,862 00:02:55,697 who craves mischief. who craves mischief.
60 00:02:55,780 00:02:57,490 - Did they ask for me directly? - Yeah! - Did they ask for me directly? - Yeah!
61 00:02:57,574 00:03:00,243 Now, listen, the-the money's not what you're used to making, Now, listen, the-the money's not what you're used to making,
62 00:03:00,326 00:03:03,454 but this could be the role that gets you back into good graces but this could be the role that gets you back into good graces
63 00:03:03,538 00:03:04,956 with the comedy gods. with the comedy gods.
64 00:03:06,583 00:03:08,418 - Hey, I... - Hey, I...
65 00:03:10,086 00:03:11,671 Hey. I... Hey. I...
66 00:03:11,754 00:03:13,089 Hi. Hi.
67 00:03:13,172 00:03:15,425 Hey, I'm Reggie, the goldendoodle, Hey, I'm Reggie, the goldendoodle,
68 00:03:15,508 00:03:17,468 and I'm ready to crave some mischief. and I'm ready to crave some mischief.
69 00:03:17,552 00:03:19,345 - Genius! You're a genius! - Genius! You're a genius!
70 00:03:19,429 00:03:21,556 It's amazing! I'm in the movie right now. It's amazing! I'm in the movie right now.
71 00:03:21,639 00:03:23,892 I'm watching the movie. I'm watching the movie.
72 00:03:23,975 00:03:27,186 Now, normally, we'd, you know, counter, Now, normally, we'd, you know, counter,
73 00:03:27,270 00:03:29,731 negotiate a better deal, blah, blah, blah. negotiate a better deal, blah, blah, blah.
74 00:03:29,814 00:03:32,192 I think we should close this one. Huh? What do you think? I think we should close this one. Huh? What do you think?
75 00:03:32,275 00:03:34,068 No. No, no, don't sigh. No. No, no, don't sigh.
76 00:03:34,152 00:03:35,111 Be happy. Be happy.
77 00:03:35,195 00:03:37,405 This is good, Kev. This is good, Kev.
78 00:03:42,118 00:03:43,953 Ah, goddamn it. Ah, goddamn it.
79 00:03:44,037 00:03:45,663 Are you crying? Are you crying?
80 00:03:45,747 00:03:47,790 - How did we get here, Danny? - How did we get here, Danny?
81 00:03:47,874 00:03:49,542 Hmm? Hmm?
82 00:03:49,626 00:03:51,044 How did we get here? How did we get here?
83 00:03:51,127 00:03:52,670 Just tell me how we got here. Just tell me how we got here.
84 00:03:52,754 00:03:54,839 - Look, stop beating yourself up. - Look, stop beating yourself up.
85 00:03:54,923 00:03:57,050 Huh? You made a mistake. Huh? You made a mistake.
86 00:03:57,133 00:03:58,718 You tried to be something you're not. You tried to be something you're not.
87 00:03:58,801 00:04:01,137 You're not an action hero. You know that now. You're not an action hero. You know that now.
88 00:04:01,221 00:04:03,473 So, is that a yes on Pound Pups Four? So, is that a yes on Pound Pups Four?
89 00:04:03,556 00:04:04,641 - Oh... - Oh...
90 00:04:04,724 00:04:06,226 - Help! - Help!
91 00:04:06,309 00:04:08,144 Help me! I'm stuck! Help me! I'm stuck!
92 00:04:08,228 00:04:09,520 - Kev? - Kev?
93 00:04:09,604 00:04:11,314 Kevin, I need a verbal "yes" on this. Kevin, I need a verbal "yes" on this.
94 00:04:11,397 00:04:13,191 Kevin, don't let this Kevin, don't let this
95 00:04:13,274 00:04:14,526 go away, buddy. go away, buddy.
96 00:04:14,609 00:04:16,986 - Help me! - Kevin, goldendoodles. - Help me! - Kevin, goldendoodles.
97 00:04:17,070 00:04:18,404 You love dogs, Kevin! You love dogs, Kevin!
98 00:04:18,488 00:04:20,990 - Help! - Kevin? - Help! - Kevin?
99 00:04:21,074 00:04:22,408 - Help me! - Oh, shit. - Help me! - Oh, shit.
100 00:04:22,492 00:04:23,826 - Help! - Hey. - Help! - Hey.
101 00:04:23,910 00:04:25,411 Hey, you okay? - No, my... Hey, you okay? - No, my...
102 00:04:25,495 00:04:27,664 - Oh, fuck. - ...damn jack broke! - Oh, fuck. - ...damn jack broke!
103 00:04:27,747 00:04:29,999 - Shit! - Shit!
104 00:04:30,083 00:04:32,001 - It's on my chest. - It's on my chest.
105 00:04:32,085 00:04:33,628 - Hey. - I can't breathe. - Hey. - I can't breathe.
106 00:04:33,711 00:04:35,964 - I'm gonna go call somebody right now, man. Okay? - I'm gonna go call somebody right now, man. Okay?
107 00:04:36,047 00:04:37,757 I'm gonna go call some... I'm gonna go call some...
108 00:04:37,840 00:04:40,802 Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
109 00:04:40,885 00:04:44,180 Oh, shit. Oh, shit.
110 00:04:44,264 00:04:45,848 Okay. Okay.
111 00:04:45,932 00:04:48,643 Come on. You got to lift this truck. Come on. You got to lift this truck.
112 00:04:48,726 00:04:51,020 You got to lift this truck! You got to lift this truck!
113 00:04:51,104 00:04:52,981 Lift the fucking truck! Lift the fucking truck!
114 00:04:53,064 00:04:54,524 Come on, Kevin! Come on, Kevin!
115 00:04:54,607 00:04:56,192 All right. Ready. All right. Ready.
116 00:04:56,276 00:04:58,736 Three, two, one. Three, two, one.
117 00:05:01,447 00:05:05,493 I'm doing it! I'm doing it! I'm doing it! I'm doing it!
118 00:05:12,333 00:05:13,668 Oh. Oh.
119 00:05:13,751 00:05:15,128 You okay? You okay?
120 00:05:15,211 00:05:17,839 Breathe, man. Breathe, man.
121 00:05:17,922 00:05:19,257 Slow down. - Ooh. Slow down. - Ooh.
122 00:05:19,340 00:05:21,593 - Take your time, all right? - Take your time, all right?
123 00:05:21,676 00:05:23,094 Nice and slow. Get your breath back. Nice and slow. Get your breath back.
124 00:05:23,177 00:05:25,430 - Oh, my God. You just saved my life. - Oh, my God. You just saved my life.
125 00:05:25,513 00:05:27,932 - No. No, man. - Oh... oh, oh, yeah. - No. No, man. - Oh... oh, oh, yeah.
126 00:05:28,016 00:05:30,018 You're like a real-life Rambo. You're like a real-life Rambo.
127 00:05:34,856 00:05:36,482 - I guess I kind of am. - I guess I kind of am.
128 00:05:40,778 00:05:42,780 - How can I ever repay you, sir? - How can I ever repay you, sir?
129 00:05:42,864 00:05:45,408 - Sir? No, man. - Sir? No, man.
130 00:05:45,491 00:05:47,160 Wait. You don't know who I am? Wait. You don't know who I am?
131 00:05:47,243 00:05:50,538 You don't recognize me from movies, TV, stand-up comedy? You don't recognize me from movies, TV, stand-up comedy?
132 00:05:50,622 00:05:52,498 - Uh... no. - Uh... no.
133 00:05:56,669 00:05:59,505 - The name is Hart. - The name is Hart.
134 00:05:59,589 00:06:01,716 Agent... Hart. Agent... Hart.
135 00:06:05,678 00:06:07,639 Now, you wouldn't happen to know of a shortcut Now, you wouldn't happen to know of a shortcut
136 00:06:07,722 00:06:09,933 back to Ron Wilcox's Action School, would you? back to Ron Wilcox's Action School, would you?
137 00:06:10,016 00:06:11,226 - Wilcox property? - Yeah. - Wilcox property? - Yeah.
138 00:06:11,309 00:06:13,394 - Uh, yes, Agent. Uh... - Uh, yes, Agent. Uh...
139 00:06:13,478 00:06:16,272 You can follow that path, and it'll take you right to it. You can follow that path, and it'll take you right to it.
140 00:06:16,356 00:06:17,857 - Okay. I think I'm gonna go - Okay. I think I'm gonna go
141 00:06:17,941 00:06:20,068 and get on that trail before the sun goes down. and get on that trail before the sun goes down.
142 00:06:20,151 00:06:22,070 - Fuck that. - Fuck that.
143 00:06:22,153 00:06:25,281 You ain't walking. You ain't walking.
144 00:06:30,828 00:06:32,622 - Oh, yeah. - Oh, yeah.
145 00:06:42,674 00:06:44,092 - How was that? - How was that?
146 00:06:44,175 00:06:45,885 - Phenomenal. We got it. - Phenomenal. We got it.
147 00:06:45,969 00:06:48,096 - All right, that's a wrap on creepy trailer! - All right, that's a wrap on creepy trailer!
148 00:06:49,430 00:06:50,932 - Well done, everyone. - Good job, everybody. - Well done, everyone. - Good job, everybody.
149 00:07:07,991 00:07:09,492 - Stop! - Stop!
150 00:07:09,576 00:07:10,952 Goddamn it! Stop! Goddamn it! Stop!
151 00:07:11,035 00:07:13,121 - You motherfuckers. - You motherfuckers.
152 00:07:15,957 00:07:18,418 Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, bitch. Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, bitch.
153 00:07:20,670 00:07:22,964 No! No! No! No!
154 00:07:23,756 00:07:24,883 Fuck! Fuck!
155 00:07:26,467 00:07:28,428 - Oh. - Oh.
156 00:07:28,511 00:07:31,472 Holy shit, Jordan. You weren't joking. Holy shit, Jordan. You weren't joking.
157 00:07:31,556 00:07:33,766 He actually thinks we're using real bullets today. Kev! He actually thinks we're using real bullets today. Kev!
158 00:07:33,850 00:07:35,935 - You told 'em? - You told 'em?
159 00:07:36,019 00:07:38,313 - I'm sorry. It was funny. - It's not fucking funny! - I'm sorry. It was funny. - It's not fucking funny!
160 00:07:38,396 00:07:40,857 'Cause that man back there is a lunatic. 'Cause that man back there is a lunatic.
161 00:07:40,940 00:07:42,984 You're a fucking lunatic, Coach Ron. You're a fucking lunatic, Coach Ron.
162 00:07:43,067 00:07:44,485 - Hey, you know what? - Hey, you know what?
163 00:07:45,528 00:07:47,280 Maybe I am a lunatic. Maybe I am a lunatic.
164 00:07:47,363 00:07:48,781 Maybe I ought to just kill you! Maybe I ought to just kill you!
165 00:07:49,866 00:07:51,951 - Hey. No, Ron, hold up. - Hey. No, Ron, hold up.
166 00:07:52,035 00:07:53,953 Let me kill him. - Stop it. Let me kill him. - Stop it.
167 00:07:54,037 00:07:56,206 - No, me, me, me! - No, me, me, me!
168 00:07:56,289 00:07:57,999 - Stop it. Stop! - Stop it. Stop!
169 00:07:58,082 00:07:59,626 Know what, assholes? Know what, assholes?
170 00:07:59,709 00:08:00,793 Y'all want to fucking play the player. Y'all want to fucking play the player.
171 00:08:00,877 00:08:02,045 Go ahead! Unload 'em all. Go ahead! Unload 'em all.
172 00:08:02,128 00:08:04,339 - All right. - Now we're having fun. - All right. - Now we're having fun.
173 00:08:05,590 00:08:07,133 - After you. - After you.
174 00:08:07,217 00:08:08,593 Oh! Oh!
175 00:08:08,676 00:08:10,178 - Yeah. - Ah. - Yeah. - Ah.
176 00:08:11,638 00:08:13,348 - Shit! - Shit!
177 00:08:13,431 00:08:15,516 - Holy shit. - Holy shit.
178 00:08:15,600 00:08:17,894 Maybe there was a bullet in there. Maybe there was a bullet in there.
179 00:08:17,977 00:08:19,687 - You're a bad man. - You're a bad man.
180 00:08:19,771 00:08:21,564 - Motherfucker, man! - Motherfucker, man!