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1 00:00:00,104 00:00:01,940 Is he okay? Is he okay?
2 00:00:02,023 00:00:03,650 - Oh, he's fine. - Oh, he's fine.
3 00:00:03,733 00:00:05,235 When Gal Gadot was training with me, When Gal Gadot was training with me,
4 00:00:05,318 00:00:06,945 she was on fire for 12 minutes. she was on fire for 12 minutes.
5 00:00:07,028 00:00:08,780 She put herself out with a blanket. She put herself out with a blanket.
6 00:00:08,863 00:00:11,908 He barely lasted 12 seconds. He barely lasted 12 seconds.
7 00:00:11,991 00:00:13,201 - This is funny to you? - Hey. - This is funny to you? - Hey.
8 00:00:13,284 00:00:16,871 A leading man must learn not to sweat the small stuff. A leading man must learn not to sweat the small stuff.
9 00:00:16,955 00:00:18,706 - What are you talking about, the small stuff? - What are you talking about, the small stuff?
10 00:00:18,790 00:00:20,083 I was on fucking fire, I was on fucking fire,
11 00:00:20,166 00:00:22,085 Coach Ron! - Hey! Knock it off. Coach Ron! - Hey! Knock it off.
12 00:00:22,168 00:00:23,920 There's a lady present, and I want you to meet her. There's a lady present, and I want you to meet her.
13 00:00:24,003 00:00:26,214 Agent Hart, this is Agent Jordan King. Agent Hart, this is Agent Jordan King.
14 00:00:26,297 00:00:28,007 She'll be your bunkmate. She'll be your bunkmate.
15 00:00:28,091 00:00:30,343 - It is a pleasure to meet you. My pleasure. - It is a pleasure to meet you. My pleasure.
16 00:00:30,426 00:00:31,594 Okay, you want to explain to me why she gets Okay, you want to explain to me why she gets
17 00:00:31,678 00:00:32,845 this nice introduction? this nice introduction?
18 00:00:32,929 00:00:34,597 Why isn't she getting hit in the head with a bat? Why isn't she getting hit in the head with a bat?
19 00:00:34,681 00:00:35,765 When you gonna bop her? When you gonna bop her?
20 00:00:35,848 00:00:37,225 - Excuse me? - Okay, you know... - Excuse me? - Okay, you know...
21 00:00:37,308 00:00:39,727 Just, when he does this kind of thing, Just, when he does this kind of thing,
22 00:00:39,811 00:00:41,980 I just zone him out, when he starts to whine. I just zone him out, when he starts to whine.
23 00:00:42,063 00:00:44,774 Come on, I'll give you a tour. - Okay. Come on, I'll give you a tour. - Okay.
24 00:00:44,858 00:00:47,235 - Now, this used to be a slaughterhouse years ago, - Now, this used to be a slaughterhouse years ago,
25 00:00:47,318 00:00:48,611 up till the '70s. up till the '70s.
26 00:00:52,198 00:00:55,368 This brings me to rule number two: This brings me to rule number two:
27 00:00:55,451 00:00:58,037 there will be no sexual intercourse on the premises. there will be no sexual intercourse on the premises.
28 00:00:58,121 00:01:03,001 - Uh, yeah, um, that won't be a problem. - Uh, yeah, um, that won't be a problem.
29 00:01:05,003 00:01:07,422 - I didn't think it would be. - I didn't think it would be.
30 00:01:07,505 00:01:08,590 - I know you have to say it. - I know you have to say it.
31 00:01:08,673 00:01:11,342 It-it's fine, we're good. It-it's fine, we're good.
32 00:01:11,426 00:01:13,011 - All right. So, hey, take a beat. - All right. So, hey, take a beat.
33 00:01:13,094 00:01:15,346 Okay? Relax, and we'll see you out in 20 Okay? Relax, and we'll see you out in 20
34 00:01:15,430 00:01:17,974 on the training ground, okay? on the training ground, okay?
35 00:01:18,057 00:01:19,017 - Thanks, Ron. You're the best. - Thanks, Ron. You're the best.
36 00:01:19,100 00:01:21,853 - Hey. It's a pleasure. - Hey. It's a pleasure.
37 00:01:25,231 00:01:27,984 - Dude is a fucking sociopath. - Dude is a fucking sociopath.
38 00:01:28,067 00:01:29,194 - How do you mean? - How do you mean?
39 00:01:29,277 00:01:30,904 - How do I mean? - How do I mean?
40 00:01:30,987 00:01:32,614 Do you really want to know how I mean? Do you really want to know how I mean?
41 00:01:32,697 00:01:35,074 'Cause I was here a couple days ago when shit hit the fan. 'Cause I was here a couple days ago when shit hit the fan.
42 00:01:35,158 00:01:36,618 There was a guy in here accusing him There was a guy in here accusing him
43 00:01:36,701 00:01:38,828 of murdering some dude named Rodrigo. of murdering some dude named Rodrigo.
44 00:01:38,912 00:01:40,914 - Rodrigo? - Yes, Rodrigo. - Rodrigo? - Yes, Rodrigo.
45 00:01:40,997 00:01:43,124 Saw the whole thing. And, when I first walked in this bitch, Saw the whole thing. And, when I first walked in this bitch,
46 00:01:43,208 00:01:44,667 they hit me in the head with a bat. they hit me in the head with a bat.
47 00:01:44,751 00:01:47,462 Not no plastic bat. With a fucking metal bat. Not no plastic bat. With a fucking metal bat.
48 00:01:47,545 00:01:50,089 And today, today, he let me catch myself on fire. And today, today, he let me catch myself on fire.
49 00:01:50,173 00:01:52,717 - "Let me catch myself on fire." - "Let me catch myself on fire."
50 00:01:52,800 00:01:54,427 - I don't know why you got to sound it out. Yes. - I don't know why you got to sound it out. Yes.
51 00:01:54,510 00:01:56,387 Let me catch-- Let me catch--
52 00:01:56,471 00:01:58,139 No, I see right there, that, 'cause if you slow it down... No, I see right there, that, 'cause if you slow it down...
53 00:01:58,223 00:01:59,724 You slow it down, it don't sound right, You slow it down, it don't sound right,
54 00:01:59,807 00:02:00,975 but you get what I'm saying. but you get what I'm saying.
55 00:02:01,059 00:02:03,061 It happened. It fucking happened. It happened. It fucking happened.
56 00:02:03,144 00:02:05,230 Look, I'm sorry, all right? It's just, Look, I'm sorry, all right? It's just,
57 00:02:05,313 00:02:07,899 I don't have my phone, it's weird in here. I don't have my phone, it's weird in here.
58 00:02:07,982 00:02:09,526 Stuff is just starting to fuck with me. Stuff is just starting to fuck with me.
59 00:02:09,609 00:02:12,111 Maybe, maybe I'm going a little stir-crazy. Maybe, maybe I'm going a little stir-crazy.
60 00:02:12,195 00:02:13,321 I don't know. I don't know.
61 00:02:13,404 00:02:16,157 Mmm-- That's shit. Mmm-- That's shit.
62 00:02:16,241 00:02:17,742 It's shit water. It's shit water.
63 00:02:17,825 00:02:20,662 Yep. Goddamn it. Yep. Goddamn it.
64 00:02:20,745 00:02:24,541 - Well, you're not alone anymore. So... - Well, you're not alone anymore. So...
65 00:02:24,624 00:02:26,960 - Yeah, well, maybe, but... - Yeah, well, maybe, but...
66 00:02:27,043 00:02:30,171 Hey, do I know you? Hey, do I know you?
67 00:02:30,255 00:02:32,423 - Uh... - Uh...
68 00:02:32,507 00:02:35,885 - I do! - I do!
69 00:02:35,969 00:02:38,596 Fuck! You're the girl from that sitcom, with the robot. Fuck! You're the girl from that sitcom, with the robot.
70 00:02:38,680 00:02:39,889 The robot that was a butler, right? The robot that was a butler, right?
71 00:02:39,973 00:02:41,140 You used to argue with the butler. You used to argue with the butler.
72 00:02:41,224 00:02:43,059 "Uh-uh, get the fuck out of here, bu..." "Uh-uh, get the fuck out of here, bu..."
73 00:02:43,142 00:02:45,353 You'd do the thing. "Butler bitch." You'd do the thing. "Butler bitch."
74 00:02:45,436 00:02:47,856 Yeah. Yeah. - Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. - Yeah.
75 00:02:47,939 00:02:49,274 That's me. - Wow. That's me. - Wow.
76 00:02:49,357 00:02:52,402 - Well, was. I just quit. - Well, was. I just quit.
77 00:02:52,485 00:02:54,070 Kathryn Bigelow offered me the lead Kathryn Bigelow offered me the lead
78 00:02:54,153 00:02:56,364 in her next movie, which is huge... in her next movie, which is huge...
79 00:02:56,447 00:02:57,699 - Get out. - ...since there are, like, - Get out. - ...since there are, like,
80 00:02:57,782 00:03:00,493 what, three total action roles for women? what, three total action roles for women?
81 00:03:00,577 00:03:04,247 - Well, it's a lot more than that, but congrats. - Well, it's a lot more than that, but congrats.
82 00:03:05,623 00:03:07,375 Are you-- I mean, want me to name 'em? Are you-- I mean, want me to name 'em?
83 00:03:07,458 00:03:09,544 Let me go down the list. Let me go down the list.
84 00:03:09,627 00:03:11,963 You got Wonder Woman, right? You have the Black Widow. You got Wonder Woman, right? You have the Black Widow.
85 00:03:12,046 00:03:15,341 You got, um... What's the one, with the woman? You got, um... What's the one, with the woman?
86 00:03:15,425 00:03:17,135 With the, uh... With the, uh...
87 00:03:17,218 00:03:18,970 She's, uh... She's, uh...
88 00:03:19,053 00:03:21,180 The-- What's... That's three. The-- What's... That's three.
89 00:03:21,264 00:03:25,310 - Anyway, um, it's all riding on this action school. - Anyway, um, it's all riding on this action school.
90 00:03:25,393 00:03:27,520 Just got to prove to Ron that I've got the chops, Just got to prove to Ron that I've got the chops,
91 00:03:27,604 00:03:29,147 that I'm fit enough. that I'm fit enough.
92 00:03:29,230 00:03:32,317 - You ain't got to prove that to nobody. You are fit. - You ain't got to prove that to nobody. You are fit.
93 00:03:32,400 00:03:35,695 When you walked in that door, I said, "Goddamn." When you walked in that door, I said, "Goddamn."
94 00:03:35,778 00:03:38,531 Not like that. Not like that.
95 00:03:38,615 00:03:39,782 I'm not saying it like that. I'm not saying it like that.
96 00:03:39,866 00:03:41,659 I don't mean it that way. I don't mean it that way.
97 00:03:41,743 00:03:42,785 - I'm just here to train, - I'm just here to train,
98 00:03:42,869 00:03:43,995 not make friends. - Yeah. not make friends. - Yeah.
99 00:03:44,078 00:03:46,039 - So, just to be clear. - So, just to be clear.
100 00:03:46,122 00:03:49,375 - We're-we're here for the same thing, right? Fuck friendship. - We're-we're here for the same thing, right? Fuck friendship.
101 00:03:49,459 00:03:51,169 - Good. - Yeah. - Good. - Yeah.
102 00:03:52,212 00:03:53,671 - Mind if I use the bathroom? - Mind if I use the bathroom?
103 00:03:53,755 00:03:55,590 - Do what you got to do. Bathroom right there. - Do what you got to do. Bathroom right there.
104 00:03:55,673 00:03:56,883 - Yeah. - Yeah.
105 00:03:56,966 00:03:59,719 I'm gonna need you to just... I'm gonna need you to just...
106 00:03:59,802 00:04:03,014 - Oh. You got to shit. - Oh. You got to shit.
107 00:04:05,808 00:04:07,727 - Now, in this lesson, - Now, in this lesson,
108 00:04:07,810 00:04:12,023 we're going to focus and explore the action star's motivations. we're going to focus and explore the action star's motivations.
109 00:04:12,106 00:04:14,484 Agent King. What is your motivation? Agent King. What is your motivation?
110 00:04:14,567 00:04:16,486 - After working undercover in Paris, - After working undercover in Paris,
111 00:04:16,569 00:04:18,112 I go down to the basement of the Louvre, I go down to the basement of the Louvre,
112 00:04:18,196 00:04:21,241 where I thwart the theft of an ancient Egyptian artifact, where I thwart the theft of an ancient Egyptian artifact,
113 00:04:21,324 00:04:23,743 when I'm accosted by a rogue agent. when I'm accosted by a rogue agent.
114 00:04:23,826 00:04:25,161 - Good. Agent Hart? - Good. Agent Hart?
115 00:04:25,245 00:04:27,288 - "Accost"? That's a little strong, isn't it? - "Accost"? That's a little strong, isn't it?
116 00:04:27,372 00:04:29,165 - What the fuck? - What the fuck?
117 00:04:29,249 00:04:31,167 Focus. Focus. Focus. Focus.
118 00:04:31,251 00:04:33,586 And...? And...?
119 00:04:33,670 00:04:36,005 - Okay, all right. I'm-I'm an agent. - Okay, all right. I'm-I'm an agent.
120 00:04:36,089 00:04:38,258 - Yes. - I'm an agent, and, - Yes. - I'm an agent, and,
121 00:04:38,341 00:04:40,927 um, basically, I got to, I got to go get um, basically, I got to, I got to go get
122 00:04:41,010 00:04:43,137 Agent King-- I got to seduce, Agent King-- I got to seduce,
123 00:04:43,221 00:04:45,848 I got to seduce Agent King in the basement of the Louvre. I got to seduce Agent King in the basement of the Louvre.
124 00:04:45,932 00:04:49,018 And wh-- Just a question, is this, like, some James Bond And wh-- Just a question, is this, like, some James Bond
125 00:04:49,102 00:04:51,145 fan fiction or something? What...? - And action. fan fiction or something? What...? - And action.
126 00:04:58,528 00:05:00,238 Agent King? Agent King?
127 00:05:01,447 00:05:02,824 - Who wants to know? - Who wants to know?
128 00:05:02,907 00:05:04,367 - Agent Hart. - Agent Hart.
129 00:05:04,450 00:05:07,412 Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah. Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah.
130 00:05:07,495 00:05:09,247 Not so fast. Not so fast.
131 00:05:09,330 00:05:11,958 Look, you're in great danger. Look, you're in great danger.
132 00:05:12,041 00:05:15,295 And the only cure for it is to come with me to my bedroom. And the only cure for it is to come with me to my bedroom.
133 00:05:20,049 00:05:22,594 - Seduce her, goddamn it! - Seduce her, goddamn it!
134 00:05:23,761 00:05:25,346 Seduce her! Seduce her!
135 00:05:25,430 00:05:26,806 Lure her into the car! Lure her into the car!
136 00:05:34,355 00:05:37,150 - Get in my car. - Get in my car.
137 00:05:37,233 00:05:38,443 Get in my car? Get in my car?
138 00:05:39,485 00:05:40,570 Fucking creep. Fucking creep.
139 00:05:40,653 00:05:43,156 - What'd you call...? - What'd you call...?
140 00:05:51,331 00:05:52,999 What the fuck was that? - Beautiful, beautiful. What the fuck was that? - Beautiful, beautiful.
141 00:05:53,082 00:05:54,667 Keep going, keep going. Keep going, keep going.
142 00:05:54,751 00:05:56,753 - What the fuck you mean, "keep going"? - What the fuck you mean, "keep going"?
143 00:05:56,836 00:05:59,422 What the fuck, man? - You have a problem, Agent Hart? What the fuck, man? - You have a problem, Agent Hart?
144 00:05:59,505 00:06:01,216 - Yeah, I got a problem, motherfucker. - What is it? - Yeah, I got a problem, motherfucker. - What is it?
145 00:06:01,299 00:06:03,259 - She's Bruce Lee and I'm some weird creeper. - She's Bruce Lee and I'm some weird creeper.
146 00:06:03,343 00:06:06,095 - Oh, it's too challenging for you to seduce her. Is that it? - Oh, it's too challenging for you to seduce her. Is that it?
147 00:06:06,179 00:06:09,557 - Uh, yes, it is, when you got me looking... - Uh, yes, it is, when you got me looking...
148 00:06:12,518 00:06:14,979 I see what you're doing. I see what you're doing.
149 00:06:15,063 00:06:16,606 You're trying to get me all riled up. You're trying to get me all riled up.
150 00:06:16,689 00:06:18,149 It's not gonna work. It's not gonna work.
151 00:06:18,233 00:06:19,859 I'm not falling for your little trap, I'm not falling for your little trap,
152 00:06:19,943 00:06:21,528 and I'm not going back over here to fight and I'm not going back over here to fight
153 00:06:21,611 00:06:24,155 this fucking jiujitsu master with sexy talk. this fucking jiujitsu master with sexy talk.
154 00:06:24,239 00:06:26,533 - Oh. You want a change of motivation. - Oh. You want a change of motivation.
155 00:06:26,616 00:06:28,993 - Yeah, I do. - Okay. This is your new motivation. - Yeah, I do. - Okay. This is your new motivation.
156 00:06:29,077 00:06:31,829 She's a Russian mole pretending to be an FBI agent. She's a Russian mole pretending to be an FBI agent.
157 00:06:31,913 00:06:34,290 You eliminate her with this. You eliminate her with this.
158 00:06:35,625 00:06:36,751 It's a prop knife, right? It's a prop knife, right?
159 00:06:36,834 00:06:38,878 - Retractable. - Retractable.
160 00:06:38,962 00:06:41,798 Now go in there and show her who's boss. Now go in there and show her who's boss.
161 00:06:41,881 00:06:44,217 - Now we're fucking talking. - Now we're fucking talking.
162 00:06:44,300 00:06:47,053 You say she a Russian mole, right? You say she a Russian mole, right?
163 00:06:47,136 00:06:50,265 Okay. I don't like that. Okay. I don't like that.
164 00:06:50,348 00:06:53,434 Down goes the mole. Huh? Down goes the mole. Huh?
165 00:06:54,978 00:06:57,564 Shit. Goddamn it. Shit. Goddamn it.
166 00:06:57,647 00:06:59,732 Hey. I'm about to stab you in a sec, okay? Hey. I'm about to stab you in a sec, okay?
167 00:06:59,816 00:07:01,025 Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
168 00:07:01,109 00:07:03,903 It's a prop knife. Knock it off-- No. It's a prop knife. Knock it off-- No.
169 00:07:03,987 00:07:06,447 Ow! What the... Oh, oh, you got to sell it, Ow! What the... Oh, oh, you got to sell it,
170 00:07:06,531 00:07:07,574 make it look real. make it look real.
171 00:07:07,657 00:07:10,326 Fuck! Ow! Fuck! Ow!
172 00:07:13,037 00:07:15,540 - What the fuck?! - What the fuck?!
173 00:07:15,623 00:07:16,958 - Real blood. - Real blood.
174 00:07:18,835 00:07:20,378 - Oh, my God. - What have you done to her? - Oh, my God. - What have you done to her?
175 00:07:20,461 00:07:22,839 What have you done to her? What have you done to her?
176 00:07:22,922 00:07:24,257 - I'm so sorry. I thought, - I'm so sorry. I thought,
177 00:07:24,340 00:07:25,717 I thought you said it was a retractable. I thought you said it was a retractable.
178 00:07:25,800 00:07:27,260 - Oh, God. - I said it was "practical." - Oh, God. - I said it was "practical."
179 00:07:27,343 00:07:29,596 It's a practical knife! It's a real knife! It's a practical knife! It's a real knife!
180 00:07:29,679 00:07:31,681 - Oh, my God. - Oh, God, she's passing out. - Oh, my God. - Oh, God, she's passing out.
181 00:07:31,764 00:07:33,725 - Oh, shit. - I'm gonna have to stitch her up. - Oh, shit. - I'm gonna have to stitch her up.
182 00:07:33,808 00:07:35,143 - I've got a medical kit in my office. - I've got a medical kit in my office.
183 00:07:35,226 00:07:36,603 - All right, I'll go grab it. - No. - All right, I'll go grab it. - No.
184 00:07:36,686 00:07:38,021 -Ow, ow, ow. -Go to your room! -Ow, ow, ow. -Go to your room!
185 00:07:38,104 00:07:39,189 You're grounded! You're grounded!
186 00:07:39,272 00:07:40,398 - No. What are you talking about? I'll go grab it. - No. What are you talking about? I'll go grab it.
187 00:07:40,481 00:07:42,358 - No! - No!
188 00:07:42,442 00:07:45,195 My office is off-limits to students. My office is off-limits to students.
189 00:07:51,034 00:07:54,662 I said my office is off-limits. I said my office is off-limits.
190 00:07:55,997 00:07:57,540 If you disobey me again, If you disobey me again,
191 00:07:57,624 00:07:59,542 the next time I throw that knife, the next time I throw that knife,
192 00:07:59,626 00:08:01,085 it'll be through your fucking skull. it'll be through your fucking skull.