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1 | 00:00:05,443 | 00:00:07,570 | - Welcome to Ron Wilcox's Action Star School. | - Welcome to Ron Wilcox's Action Star School. |
2 | 00:00:07,654 | 00:00:10,573 | I'm Ron Wilcox, and that was your first lesson. | I'm Ron Wilcox, and that was your first lesson. |
3 | 00:00:10,657 | 00:00:11,991 | - Getting hit in the head with a bat? | - Getting hit in the head with a bat? |
4 | 00:00:12,075 | 00:00:15,078 | - Oh, you are naive. That was a prop bat. | - Oh, you are naive. That was a prop bat. |
5 | 00:00:15,161 | 00:00:17,080 | It was made of plastic. - Wasn't goddamn plastic. | It was made of plastic. - Wasn't goddamn plastic. |
6 | 00:00:17,163 | 00:00:18,414 | I've been hit with a bat before. | I've been hit with a bat before. |
7 | 00:00:18,498 | 00:00:20,124 | I know what a metal bat fucking feel like. | I know what a metal bat fucking feel like. |
8 | 00:00:20,208 | 00:00:22,377 | - All right, hey. Mr. Van De Velde told me to tell him | - All right, hey. Mr. Van De Velde told me to tell him |
9 | 00:00:22,460 | 00:00:25,838 | if you complain about anything being too difficult. | if you complain about anything being too difficult. |
10 | 00:00:25,922 | 00:00:28,550 | - No. No, no, no, no, no. I'm not complaining. | - No. No, no, no, no, no. I'm not complaining. |
11 | 00:00:28,633 | 00:00:30,343 | - Mm-hmm. - I'm not complaining about nothing. I loved that. | - Mm-hmm. - I'm not complaining about nothing. I loved that. |
12 | 00:00:30,426 | 00:00:31,803 | - Mm-hmm. - I thought it was great, | - Mm-hmm. - I thought it was great, |
13 | 00:00:31,886 | 00:00:35,265 | to be honest with you. Gave me a rush. - Good. Let's take the tour. | to be honest with you. Gave me a rush. - Good. Let's take the tour. |
14 | 00:00:35,348 | 00:00:36,474 | - Yeah. - Come on. | - Yeah. - Come on. |
15 | 00:00:36,558 | 00:00:39,060 | This place used to be a slaughterhouse | This place used to be a slaughterhouse |
16 | 00:00:39,143 | 00:00:42,146 | up until the '70s, and then, as legend has it, | up until the '70s, and then, as legend has it, |
17 | 00:00:42,230 | 00:00:44,607 | the animals revolted against their tormentors | the animals revolted against their tormentors |
18 | 00:00:44,691 | 00:00:46,192 | and they slaughtered the humans. | and they slaughtered the humans. |
19 | 00:00:46,276 | 00:00:48,820 | - Oh, my God. - And my pal Charles Norris-- | - Oh, my God. - And my pal Charles Norris-- |
20 | 00:00:48,903 | 00:00:51,155 | you know him as Chuck-- well, he needed a place to train. | you know him as Chuck-- well, he needed a place to train. |
21 | 00:00:51,239 | 00:00:54,117 | - Mm-hmm. - I bought it, I mentored him. | - Mm-hmm. - I bought it, I mentored him. |
22 | 00:00:54,200 | 00:00:57,245 | And that's why he's the badass that he is today. | And that's why he's the badass that he is today. |
23 | 00:00:57,328 | 00:00:59,873 | Yeah. | Yeah. |
24 | 00:00:59,956 | 00:01:04,335 | He nearly died within these walls. | He nearly died within these walls. |
25 | 00:01:04,419 | 00:01:08,256 | And that's how Ron Wilcox's Action Star School got born. | And that's how Ron Wilcox's Action Star School got born. |
26 | 00:01:08,339 | 00:01:10,633 | - Ron Wilcox's ASS for short. | - Ron Wilcox's ASS for short. |
27 | 00:01:10,717 | 00:01:12,844 | - What the fuck did you just say to me? | - What the fuck did you just say to me? |
28 | 00:01:17,974 | 00:01:20,226 | - Did Matt get... Matt Damon go here? | - Did Matt get... Matt Damon go here? |
29 | 00:01:20,310 | 00:01:22,145 | Oh, Matty boy! | Oh, Matty boy! |
30 | 00:01:22,228 | 00:01:23,771 | Fuck yeah! | Fuck yeah! |
31 | 00:01:23,855 | 00:01:25,773 | Matt Damon. Before he came to me, | Matt Damon. Before he came to me, |
32 | 00:01:25,857 | 00:01:27,817 | he was a no-name actor from New England. | he was a no-name actor from New England. |
33 | 00:01:27,901 | 00:01:30,695 | He was nothing. He was 100 pounds soaking wet. | He was nothing. He was 100 pounds soaking wet. |
34 | 00:01:30,778 | 00:01:33,656 | - Uh, you sure we're talking about the same Matt Damon? | - Uh, you sure we're talking about the same Matt Damon? |
35 | 00:01:33,740 | 00:01:35,366 | - Hell yeah. Matt Damon. | - Hell yeah. Matt Damon. |
36 | 00:01:35,450 | 00:01:37,744 | - Huh. Okay. | - Huh. Okay. |
37 | 00:01:37,827 | 00:01:39,162 | Yeah. If you say... - Uh-uh. Uh-uh. | Yeah. If you say... - Uh-uh. Uh-uh. |
38 | 00:01:39,245 | 00:01:41,664 | Rule number one: no phones till you graduate. | Rule number one: no phones till you graduate. |
39 | 00:01:41,748 | 00:01:44,209 | - Okay, I-I run an empire, so unfortunately, I need my... | - Okay, I-I run an empire, so unfortunately, I need my... |
40 | 00:01:44,292 | 00:01:45,752 | - Okay, fine. You know what I'll do? | - Okay, fine. You know what I'll do? |
41 | 00:01:45,835 | 00:01:47,754 | I'll just call Mr. Van De Velde, and I'll tell him, "Oh, | I'll just call Mr. Van De Velde, and I'll tell him, "Oh, |
42 | 00:01:47,837 | 00:01:49,797 | "the phone policy wasn't working for him. | "the phone policy wasn't working for him. |
43 | 00:01:49,881 | 00:01:51,799 | It-it wasn't to his liking." | It-it wasn't to his liking." |
44 | 00:01:51,883 | 00:01:53,760 | - I never s... - I know what you're gonna do with this. | - I never s... - I know what you're gonna do with this. |
45 | 00:01:53,843 | 00:01:55,803 | You're gonna make calls to Hollywood, you're gonna say, | You're gonna make calls to Hollywood, you're gonna say, |
46 | 00:01:55,887 | 00:01:58,306 | "Hello, Hollywood, Ron's school is too tough for me. | "Hello, Hollywood, Ron's school is too tough for me. |
47 | 00:01:58,389 | 00:01:59,724 | I need more drugs." | I need more drugs." |
48 | 00:01:59,807 | 00:02:01,434 | - No. - Yeah. You're gonna say, | - No. - Yeah. You're gonna say, |
49 | 00:02:01,517 | 00:02:04,604 | "Oh, I'm Kevin Hart. I need more caviar and champagne." | "Oh, I'm Kevin Hart. I need more caviar and champagne." |
50 | 00:02:04,687 | 00:02:06,481 | - I just want to talk to my employees. | - I just want to talk to my employees. |
51 | 00:02:06,564 | 00:02:08,983 | - That's fine, but I'm still keeping it. | - That's fine, but I'm still keeping it. |
52 | 00:02:10,944 | 00:02:12,111 | - Okay. | - Okay. |
53 | 00:02:17,325 | 00:02:20,245 | - Okay. Until you graduate, you are forbidden | - Okay. Until you graduate, you are forbidden |
54 | 00:02:20,328 | 00:02:22,163 | from visiting the outside world. | from visiting the outside world. |
55 | 00:02:22,247 | 00:02:23,623 | You'll stay here. | You'll stay here. |
56 | 00:02:23,706 | 00:02:25,416 | - Say what? - You got your bed, | - Say what? - You got your bed, |
57 | 00:02:25,500 | 00:02:27,669 | you got your toilet, you got your sink. | you got your toilet, you got your sink. |
58 | 00:02:27,752 | 00:02:30,255 | All the modern amenities. | All the modern amenities. |
59 | 00:02:36,594 | 00:02:39,722 | - Okay. It's supposed to toughen me up. | - Okay. It's supposed to toughen me up. |
60 | 00:02:39,806 | 00:02:42,559 | Okay, I get it. | Okay, I get it. |
61 | 00:02:42,642 | 00:02:45,645 | Yeah. I'm good with that. | Yeah. I'm good with that. |
62 | 00:02:45,728 | 00:02:47,063 | Yeah. | Yeah. |
63 | 00:02:47,146 | 00:02:48,857 | Might be a little too good with it. | Might be a little too good with it. |
64 | 00:02:48,940 | 00:02:52,652 | - And rule number two: no fucking on the premises. | - And rule number two: no fucking on the premises. |
65 | 00:02:52,735 | 00:02:57,031 | No anal, no blowjobs, no nothing. | No anal, no blowjobs, no nothing. |
66 | 00:02:58,074 | 00:02:59,492 | - Who else is here? | - Who else is here? |
67 | 00:03:01,953 | 00:03:04,539 | - Just me. | - Just me. |
68 | 00:03:07,041 | 00:03:09,085 | - So those-those two Colombian guys that hit me | - So those-those two Colombian guys that hit me |
69 | 00:03:09,168 | 00:03:11,754 | in the head with the prop bat, they were actors, right? | in the head with the prop bat, they were actors, right? |
70 | 00:03:11,838 | 00:03:13,172 | - Yeah. Exactly. | - Yeah. Exactly. |
71 | 00:03:13,256 | 00:03:16,217 | Okay, rule number three: | Okay, rule number three: |
72 | 00:03:16,301 | 00:03:19,053 | when you're under this roof, your name is no longer Kevin. | when you're under this roof, your name is no longer Kevin. |
73 | 00:03:19,137 | 00:03:20,263 | It's Agent Hart. | It's Agent Hart. |
74 | 00:03:20,346 | 00:03:21,764 | And you'll refer to me | And you'll refer to me |
75 | 00:03:21,848 | 00:03:25,476 | as Ron Wilcox or Ron or Wilcox or Coach Ron. | as Ron Wilcox or Ron or Wilcox or Coach Ron. |
76 | 00:03:25,560 | 00:03:28,187 | - I like Coach Ron. - And I refer to you as? | - I like Coach Ron. - And I refer to you as? |
77 | 00:03:28,271 | 00:03:30,773 | - Agent Hart. Right? See, I'm on it. - Right. Yes. | - Agent Hart. Right? See, I'm on it. - Right. Yes. |
78 | 00:03:30,857 | 00:03:33,568 | - Now I assume you got me in this FBI jacket and stuff | - Now I assume you got me in this FBI jacket and stuff |
79 | 00:03:33,651 | 00:03:35,904 | for a reason, so what is it? - Hey. | for a reason, so what is it? - Hey. |
80 | 00:03:35,987 | 00:03:37,906 | Uh, would you do me a favor? - Yeah. | Uh, would you do me a favor? - Yeah. |
81 | 00:03:37,989 | 00:03:40,491 | - Uh, Kevin, would you grab that chair for me? | - Uh, Kevin, would you grab that chair for me? |
82 | 00:03:40,575 | 00:03:42,202 | - Yeah, you need this one? | - Yeah, you need this one? |
83 | 00:03:42,285 | 00:03:43,870 | - No, goddamn it! | - No, goddamn it! |
84 | 00:03:43,953 | 00:03:46,122 | I said respond only to "Agent Hart." | I said respond only to "Agent Hart." |
85 | 00:03:46,206 | 00:03:48,208 | - Fuck. | - Fuck. |
86 | 00:03:50,210 | 00:03:52,045 | You just said that. I fucked up. | You just said that. I fucked up. |
87 | 00:03:52,128 | 00:03:54,047 | I'm sorry. That's not gonna happen again. | I'm sorry. That's not gonna happen again. |
88 | 00:03:54,130 | 00:03:55,256 | Why don't you just call me Kevin? | Why don't you just call me Kevin? |
89 | 00:03:55,340 | 00:03:57,300 | - Okay, in your life, have you ever heard | - Okay, in your life, have you ever heard |
90 | 00:03:57,383 | 00:04:00,720 | an action star leading man ever called "Kevin"? | an action star leading man ever called "Kevin"? |
91 | 00:04:02,096 | 00:04:04,265 | - I mean, Kevin James in Mall Cop. -No, no. | - I mean, Kevin James in Mall Cop. -No, no. |
92 | 00:04:04,349 | 00:04:06,392 | - Kevin is the name of a punk bitch. | - Kevin is the name of a punk bitch. |
93 | 00:04:06,476 | 00:04:09,395 | Ethan Hunt. That is an action star name. | Ethan Hunt. That is an action star name. |
94 | 00:04:09,479 | 00:04:13,066 | Tom Cruise-- who's my alumni-- for nine years of his life, | Tom Cruise-- who's my alumni-- for nine years of his life, |
95 | 00:04:13,149 | 00:04:15,485 | he only responded to "Ethan Hunt." | he only responded to "Ethan Hunt." |
96 | 00:04:15,568 | 00:04:17,111 | Whether he was on camera | Whether he was on camera |
97 | 00:04:17,195 | 00:04:18,905 | or off camera, whether he was... - Wow. | or off camera, whether he was... - Wow. |
98 | 00:04:18,988 | 00:04:21,366 | - ...in the shower or on the toilet, whether he was fucking | - ...in the shower or on the toilet, whether he was fucking |
99 | 00:04:21,449 | 00:04:22,617 | or not fucking. - All right, okay. | or not fucking. - All right, okay. |
100 | 00:04:22,700 | 00:04:25,453 | I fuck-- I understand, Coach Ron. | I fuck-- I understand, Coach Ron. |
101 | 00:04:25,537 | 00:04:27,497 | - Do you? Do you really? | - Do you? Do you really? |
102 | 00:04:27,580 | 00:04:29,207 | I hope so. | I hope so. |
103 | 00:04:29,290 | 00:04:32,335 | For your sake, 'cause your life depends on it. | For your sake, 'cause your life depends on it. |
104 | 00:04:34,087 | 00:04:36,172 | Okay, next lesson. | Okay, next lesson. |
105 | 00:04:36,256 | 00:04:38,800 | Every leading man needs to know how to run | Every leading man needs to know how to run |
106 | 00:04:38,883 | 00:04:40,843 | into a burning building and save a stranger. | into a burning building and save a stranger. |
107 | 00:04:40,927 | 00:04:42,053 | - Mm. | - Mm. |
108 | 00:04:45,932 | 00:04:48,226 | Wow. | Wow. |
109 | 00:04:48,309 | 00:04:51,145 | Holy shit, how'd you do that? - And the stranger | Holy shit, how'd you do that? - And the stranger |
110 | 00:04:51,229 | 00:04:55,149 | that we are going to save today is our own Action Star dummy | that we are going to save today is our own Action Star dummy |
111 | 00:04:55,233 | 00:04:57,026 | Lil Kevin. | Lil Kevin. |
112 | 00:04:58,319 | 00:04:59,946 | - That supposed to be me? | - That supposed to be me? |
113 | 00:05:00,029 | 00:05:01,948 | - I don't see the resemblance. | - I don't see the resemblance. |
114 | 00:05:02,031 | 00:05:03,324 | - Are you fucking kidding... - No, w-- | - Are you fucking kidding... - No, w-- |
115 | 00:05:03,408 | 00:05:05,994 | We-we've had this dummy for years, buddy. | We-we've had this dummy for years, buddy. |
116 | 00:05:06,077 | 00:05:07,662 | - Oh, hell no! | - Oh, hell no! |
117 | 00:05:07,745 | 00:05:09,163 | - Bitch, that's my line. | - Bitch, that's my line. |
118 | 00:05:09,247 | 00:05:10,832 | I've said that line in, like, 12 movies. | I've said that line in, like, 12 movies. |
119 | 00:05:10,915 | 00:05:12,876 | - Agent Hart, are you a narcissist? | - Agent Hart, are you a narcissist? |
120 | 00:05:12,959 | 00:05:15,503 | - No. - Do you think the whole world is all about you? | - No. - Do you think the whole world is all about you? |
121 | 00:05:15,587 | 00:05:16,713 | - That's not, I'm not... - No, no. | - That's not, I'm not... - No, no. |
122 | 00:05:16,796 | 00:05:19,048 | You look at you and then you look at him. | You look at you and then you look at him. |
123 | 00:05:19,132 | 00:05:20,216 | - That's why I... - Look at you and look at him. | - That's why I... - Look at you and look at him. |
124 | 00:05:20,300 | 00:05:22,176 | Do you see any resemblance? | Do you see any resemblance? |
125 | 00:05:22,260 | 00:05:24,178 | - Kinda sorta, man. | - Kinda sorta, man. |
126 | 00:05:24,262 | 00:05:26,055 | O-Okay. All right, okay. | O-Okay. All right, okay. |
127 | 00:05:26,139 | 00:05:27,682 | Maybe I'm crazy. | Maybe I'm crazy. |
128 | 00:05:27,765 | 00:05:29,684 | - Help! Help me! | - Help! Help me! |
129 | 00:05:29,767 | 00:05:32,103 | Oh, hell no! Help! | Oh, hell no! Help! |
130 | 00:05:32,186 | 00:05:34,063 | Help me! Oh, hell no! | Help me! Oh, hell no! |
131 | 00:05:34,147 | 00:05:36,983 | - Now, safety during stunts is of the utmost importance. | - Now, safety during stunts is of the utmost importance. |
132 | 00:05:37,066 | 00:05:40,445 | - Yeah, but I mean, that's why you got stuntmen, right? | - Yeah, but I mean, that's why you got stuntmen, right? |
133 | 00:05:40,528 | 00:05:42,071 | - Watch it. | - Watch it. |
134 | 00:05:42,155 | 00:05:43,740 | - No, for the other guys. Not for me. | - No, for the other guys. Not for me. |
135 | 00:05:43,823 | 00:05:45,909 | The-the lightweights. I don't... | The-the lightweights. I don't... |
136 | 00:05:45,992 | 00:05:48,494 | - Okay. Your jacket is flame-retardant, | - Okay. Your jacket is flame-retardant, |
137 | 00:05:48,578 | 00:05:50,955 | which means that if you catch on fire, | which means that if you catch on fire, |
138 | 00:05:51,039 | 00:05:53,249 | don't panic, I will come in and put you out. | don't panic, I will come in and put you out. |
139 | 00:05:53,333 | 00:05:56,252 | - Okay. Y-You're gonna... | - Okay. Y-You're gonna... |
140 | 00:05:56,336 | 00:05:58,213 | Ok-- I feel, I feel good, I feel good about that. | Ok-- I feel, I feel good, I feel good about that. |
141 | 00:05:58,296 | 00:06:00,840 | - When you're ready, I want you to storm the house, | - When you're ready, I want you to storm the house, |
142 | 00:06:00,924 | 00:06:03,426 | find the victim and bring him to safety. | find the victim and bring him to safety. |
143 | 00:06:05,386 | 00:06:06,971 | What is that? | What is that? |
144 | 00:06:08,389 | 00:06:09,349 | What are you doing? I-I don't... | What are you doing? I-I don't... |
145 | 00:06:09,432 | 00:06:10,391 | I don't... | I don't... |
146 | 00:06:10,475 | 00:06:12,477 | - Psyching myself up. | - Psyching myself up. |
147 | 00:06:17,899 | 00:06:20,485 | It's hot. | It's hot. |
148 | 00:06:20,568 | 00:06:22,278 | Hot. | Hot. |
149 | 00:06:33,456 | 00:06:36,876 | It's fucking hot! Where the fuck are you at? | It's fucking hot! Where the fuck are you at? |
150 | 00:06:36,960 | 00:06:41,297 | Oh, God. Oh, fuck, I can't see shit. | Oh, God. Oh, fuck, I can't see shit. |
151 | 00:06:41,381 | 00:06:42,715 | Lil Kev? | Lil Kev? |
152 | 00:06:42,799 | 00:06:44,259 | - Excuse me? | - Excuse me? |
153 | 00:06:45,426 | 00:06:47,387 | Are you Ron Wilcox? - Well, hello. | Are you Ron Wilcox? - Well, hello. |
154 | 00:06:47,470 | 00:06:49,222 | How are you? - Jordan King. | How are you? - Jordan King. |
155 | 00:06:49,305 | 00:06:51,224 | - We've been waiting for you. | - We've been waiting for you. |
156 | 00:06:51,307 | 00:06:52,642 | - Help! Help me! - I got you, buddy. | - Help! Help me! - I got you, buddy. |
157 | 00:06:52,725 | 00:06:54,477 | I got you, Little Kev! - Oh, hell no! | I got you, Little Kev! - Oh, hell no! |
158 | 00:06:54,561 | 00:06:56,896 | - I'm about to save your little beautiful black ass. | - I'm about to save your little beautiful black ass. |
159 | 00:06:56,980 | 00:06:59,858 | - Help! Help me! | - Help! Help me! |
160 | 00:06:59,941 | 00:07:01,359 | Oh, hell no! | Oh, hell no! |
161 | 00:07:01,442 | 00:07:03,278 | - What the fuck? - Help! Help me! | - What the fuck? - Help! Help me! |
162 | 00:07:03,361 | 00:07:06,322 | - Who's this? What the...? - Oh, hell no! | - Who's this? What the...? - Oh, hell no! |
163 | 00:07:06,406 | 00:07:08,950 | - Oh! - Help! Help me! | - Oh! - Help! Help me! |
164 | 00:07:10,159 | 00:07:11,744 | Oh, hell no! - It's fucking hot! | Oh, hell no! - It's fucking hot! |
165 | 00:07:11,828 | 00:07:13,788 | - Help! Help me! - Get your ass up. | - Help! Help me! - Get your ass up. |
166 | 00:07:13,872 | 00:07:15,874 | - Yeah, um, I'm just so nervous. | - Yeah, um, I'm just so nervous. |
167 | 00:07:15,957 | 00:07:18,710 | I've never been in an action movie before. | I've never been in an action movie before. |
168 | 00:07:18,793 | 00:07:20,253 | I just want bring my A game here. | I just want bring my A game here. |
169 | 00:07:20,336 | 00:07:22,130 | - Oh, shit! Oh, shit! - 90% is mental, okay? | - Oh, shit! Oh, shit! - 90% is mental, okay? |
170 | 00:07:22,213 | 00:07:23,590 | - It's hot! It's hot! - You are gonna be fantastic. | - It's hot! It's hot! - You are gonna be fantastic. |
171 | 00:07:23,673 | 00:07:26,843 | - Coach Ron! - I just know it. | - Coach Ron! - I just know it. |
172 | 00:07:26,926 | 00:07:28,678 | - Oh, shit, is he okay? | - Oh, shit, is he okay? |
173 | 00:07:28,761 | 00:07:32,557 | - Oh, Christ, you leave this guy alone for five seconds. Geez. | - Oh, Christ, you leave this guy alone for five seconds. Geez. |
174 | 00:07:32,640 | 00:07:34,475 | - Put me out! Put me out, put me out, put me out! | - Put me out! Put me out, put me out, put me out! |