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1 00:00:01,814 00:00:03,775 - All right, who's ready to have a good time, huh? - All right, who's ready to have a good time, huh?
2 00:00:03,858 00:00:05,944 That's right. That's what I like to hear. That's right. That's what I like to hear.
3 00:00:06,027 00:00:08,196 Uh, show of hands, how many people have, uh, Uh, show of hands, how many people have, uh,
4 00:00:08,279 00:00:10,240 been to a taping of a TV show before? been to a taping of a TV show before?
5 00:00:10,323 00:00:11,866 - Thank you. Okay. - Thank you. Okay.
6 00:00:11,950 00:00:14,827 Just remember: "The movie's hilarious. Just remember: "The movie's hilarious.
7 00:00:14,911 00:00:16,246 Everyone buy tickets." Everyone buy tickets."
8 00:00:16,329 00:00:17,664 - Let me ask you a question. - Yeah. - Let me ask you a question. - Yeah.
9 00:00:17,747 00:00:19,749 - Do you think I'm good in the movie? - Do you think I'm good in the movie?
10 00:00:19,832 00:00:21,918 - Come on, Kev. I'm your agent. Of course I think you're good - Come on, Kev. I'm your agent. Of course I think you're good
11 00:00:22,001 00:00:23,962 in the movie. You know who else thinks you're good in the movie? in the movie. You know who else thinks you're good in the movie?
12 00:00:24,045 00:00:25,880 The studio. The studio.
13 00:00:25,964 00:00:27,757 Now go knock 'em dead. Big smiles, big laughs. Now go knock 'em dead. Big smiles, big laughs.
14 00:00:27,840 00:00:30,343 America's funny man. America's funny man.
15 00:00:30,426 00:00:32,512 - And, uh, we're gonna have a great time, all right? - And, uh, we're gonna have a great time, all right?
16 00:00:32,595 00:00:33,930 - "America's funny man." - "America's funny man."
17 00:00:37,183 00:00:39,852 - Oh, now, Kev, people are just raving - Oh, now, Kev, people are just raving
18 00:00:39,936 00:00:42,897 about this new movie of yours. - Oh, my God, they're raving. about this new movie of yours. - Oh, my God, they're raving.
19 00:00:42,981 00:00:44,482 - You are working with - You are working with
20 00:00:44,566 00:00:46,484 Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson,
21 00:00:46,568 00:00:48,278 playing his comedy sidekick again. playing his comedy sidekick again.
22 00:00:48,361 00:00:49,904 What is this, the sixth time now? What is this, the sixth time now?
23 00:00:49,988 00:00:51,072 - Number six. - Number six.
24 00:00:51,155 00:00:52,824 - How do you keep it so fresh? - How do you keep it so fresh?
25 00:00:52,907 00:00:55,118 - I mean, look, Dwayne and I are, um... - I mean, look, Dwayne and I are, um...
26 00:00:55,201 00:00:56,536 You know, we're friends. You know, we're friends.
27 00:00:56,619 00:00:57,662 - #Jealous. - Lucky. - #Jealous. - Lucky.
28 00:00:59,163 00:01:01,958 - He's lucky, too. He's lucky, too. - He's lucky, too. He's lucky, too.
29 00:01:02,041 00:01:03,751 But I mean, look, when you are friends, But I mean, look, when you are friends,
30 00:01:03,835 00:01:05,169 you feed off of each other. you feed off of each other.
31 00:01:05,253 00:01:07,755 That energy, of course, transfers, but, uh, That energy, of course, transfers, but, uh,
32 00:01:07,839 00:01:09,841 I don't know, I would like to think of my, my characters I don't know, I would like to think of my, my characters
33 00:01:09,924 00:01:11,843 as, as heroes, as well. as, as heroes, as well.
34 00:01:14,012 00:01:15,930 I-I don't know what the... I-I don't know what the...
35 00:01:16,014 00:01:17,765 I don't know why they laugh. I don't know why they laugh.
36 00:01:17,849 00:01:19,392 I'm very serious. I'm very serious.
37 00:01:19,475 00:01:21,019 You know, I've-I've actually... I've been... You know, I've-I've actually... I've been...
38 00:01:21,102 00:01:23,313 I've been trying to become a leading man, you know? I've been trying to become a leading man, you know?
39 00:01:23,396 00:01:25,148 Do more of an action star thing. Do more of an action star thing.
40 00:01:25,231 00:01:27,233 But I've been... I've been somewhat typecast. But I've been... I've been somewhat typecast.
41 00:01:27,317 00:01:29,152 For some reason, people only see me as the funny guy. For some reason, people only see me as the funny guy.
42 00:01:29,235 00:01:31,070 - You make me laugh. - Yeah. - No. Thank you. Glad... - You make me laugh. - Yeah. - No. Thank you. Glad...
43 00:01:31,154 00:01:32,697 Glad, you know, appreciate it. - I'm not an easy audience. Glad, you know, appreciate it. - I'm not an easy audience.
44 00:01:34,282 00:01:36,201 - Yeah, you know, but it's just... It's... I can do more - Yeah, you know, but it's just... It's... I can do more
45 00:01:36,284 00:01:40,288 than show up and do the funny or do the dance. I'm... than show up and do the funny or do the dance. I'm...
46 00:01:40,371 00:01:42,123 - Would you, though? - Would you do that dance? - Would you, though? - Would you do that dance?
47 00:01:42,207 00:01:43,249 - Come on. - Come on. - Come on. - Come on.
48 00:01:43,333 00:01:44,626 Who wants to see Kevin dance? Who wants to see Kevin dance?
49 00:01:44,709 00:01:46,211 Huh? Huh?
50 00:01:46,294 00:01:47,837 - We'll get the Macarena going. Anybody? - We'll get the Macarena going. Anybody?
51 00:01:47,921 00:01:49,464 - We would love that. - No. - We would love that. - No.
52 00:01:49,547 00:01:51,299 No. No.
53 00:01:51,382 00:01:53,051 I'm not... I'm not gonna dance. I'm not... I'm not gonna dance.
54 00:01:53,134 00:01:55,220 - Next time. Next time, then, for sure. - Next time. Next time, then, for sure.
55 00:01:55,303 00:01:56,804 - Oh, dear. - Uh, but getting back to the movie, - Oh, dear. - Uh, but getting back to the movie,
56 00:01:56,888 00:01:58,681 t-tell-tell us just how great this movie is. t-tell-tell us just how great this movie is.
57 00:01:58,765 00:02:00,099 - The, uh, the movie's garbage. - The, uh, the movie's garbage.
58 00:02:00,183 00:02:01,517 - Sorry. - Sorry.
59 00:02:01,601 00:02:03,519 - Yeah. The movie's garbage. - Yeah. The movie's garbage.
60 00:02:03,603 00:02:05,146 Take the movie, ball it up, Take the movie, ball it up,
61 00:02:05,230 00:02:06,564 throw it in the trash can. throw it in the trash can.
62 00:02:06,648 00:02:08,149 How many times do you need to see me How many times do you need to see me
63 00:02:08,233 00:02:10,902 in a car with Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, in a car with Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson,
64 00:02:10,985 00:02:13,404 and I'm the comedy sidekick, and he's saving lives, and I'm the comedy sidekick, and he's saving lives,
65 00:02:13,488 00:02:16,199 and I got a catchphrase: "Oh, hell no!"? and I got a catchphrase: "Oh, hell no!"?
66 00:02:16,282 00:02:17,450 - We love it when you say that. - We love it when you say that.
67 00:02:17,534 00:02:19,077 - Oh, yeah. Can you do it again? - Yeah. - Oh, yeah. Can you do it again? - Yeah.
68 00:02:19,160 00:02:20,870 - Here's my question: why can't I be an action star? - Here's my question: why can't I be an action star?
69 00:02:20,954 00:02:22,914 - I read something online - I read something online
70 00:02:22,997 00:02:24,707 a-about, uh, you being a-about, uh, you being
71 00:02:24,791 00:02:26,960 afraid of woodland creatures. - Oh, yes. afraid of woodland creatures. - Oh, yes.
72 00:02:27,043 00:02:28,586 - About me what? - A beaver? - About me what? - A beaver?
73 00:02:28,670 00:02:30,547 It was a s-squirrel. A squirrel. - A squirrel. It was a squirrel. It was a s-squirrel. A squirrel. - A squirrel. It was a squirrel.
74 00:02:30,630 00:02:31,548 -Yes, that you have a fear of squirrels. -Yes, that you have a fear of squirrels.
75 00:02:31,631 00:02:32,757 - And who's afraid of a squirrel? - And who's afraid of a squirrel?
76 00:02:32,840 00:02:34,092 - I'm not fucking afraid of a squirrel! - I'm not fucking afraid of a squirrel!
77 00:02:34,175 00:02:35,969 - Okay. - I'm not afraid of shit. - Okay. - I'm not afraid of shit.
78 00:02:36,052 00:02:37,262 - Okay, you've said it. You've made your point there. - Okay, you've said it. You've made your point there.
79 00:02:37,345 00:02:39,264 - I'm not afraid of shit. - Yeah. - I'm not afraid of shit. - Yeah.
80 00:02:39,347 00:02:40,598 - And I'm more than just the guy that does comedy. - And I'm more than just the guy that does comedy.
81 00:02:40,682 00:02:42,016 I'm a fucking action star, all right? I'm a fucking action star, all right?
82 00:02:42,100 00:02:43,643 So why don't you start taking me a little serious? So why don't you start taking me a little serious?
83 00:02:43,726 00:02:46,104 Tell me what I am and what I'm not. Tell me what I am and what I'm not.
84 00:02:46,187 00:02:49,065 If I didn't have what the fuck it takes, would I show this? If I didn't have what the fuck it takes, would I show this?
85 00:02:49,148 00:02:52,235 Or that? Or that?
86 00:02:52,318 00:02:53,653 Back up! - Yup. Back up! - Yup.
87 00:02:53,736 00:02:55,238 - Whoa, Kev, Kev, Kev. Kev, hey. - Whoa, Kev, Kev, Kev. Kev, hey.
88 00:02:55,321 00:02:57,198 You got to go back out there, say it was a joke. You got to go back out there, say it was a joke.
89 00:02:57,282 00:02:59,242 - Talking about "it was a joke"? You don't get it, man. - Talking about "it was a joke"? You don't get it, man.
90 00:02:59,325 00:03:01,035 All right? I'm trying to be taken seriously. All right? I'm trying to be taken seriously.
91 00:03:01,119 00:03:03,371 My whole life, I've dreamed of becoming an action hero. My whole life, I've dreamed of becoming an action hero.
92 00:03:03,454 00:03:05,123 - Well, you know, maybe instead of dreaming, - Well, you know, maybe instead of dreaming,
93 00:03:05,206 00:03:06,875 you should just stay in your own lane. you should just stay in your own lane.
94 00:03:06,958 00:03:08,126 - What the fuck did you just say? - What the fuck did you just say?
95 00:03:08,209 00:03:09,669 - What are you doing? - What are you doing?
96 00:03:15,300 00:03:17,594 - It was a bit. We were doing a bit. - It was a bit. We were doing a bit.
97 00:03:21,222 00:03:23,099 - I'm not afraid of [bleep]. - Okay, you've said it. - I'm not afraid of [bleep]. - Okay, you've said it.
98 00:03:23,182 00:03:24,767 You've made your point there. - I'm not afraid of [bleep]. You've made your point there. - I'm not afraid of [bleep].
99 00:03:24,851 00:03:26,185 - Yeah. - And I'm more than just - Yeah. - And I'm more than just
100 00:03:26,269 00:03:27,687 the guy that does comedy. the guy that does comedy.
101 00:03:27,770 00:03:29,105 I'm a [bleep] action star, all right? I'm a [bleep] action star, all right?
102 00:03:29,189 00:03:30,356 So why don't you start [bleep]? So why don't you start [bleep]?
103 00:03:30,440 00:03:32,483 - That was our star Kevin Hart, - That was our star Kevin Hart,
104 00:03:32,567 00:03:36,696 and apparently he's... going through something. and apparently he's... going through something.
105 00:03:36,779 00:03:38,907 - To say the least. You don't see Tom Cruise... - To say the least. You don't see Tom Cruise...
106 00:03:44,370 00:03:46,122 - I already know what you're gonna say. - I already know what you're gonna say.
107 00:03:46,206 00:03:48,041 You're gonna say, "Apologize," and then after that if I go... You're gonna say, "Apologize," and then after that if I go...
108 00:03:48,124 00:03:50,084 - No, no, no. Kev, it's too late to apologize. - No, no, no. Kev, it's too late to apologize.
109 00:03:50,168 00:03:52,170 The studio already removed you from the fucking billboard. The studio already removed you from the fucking billboard.
110 00:03:52,253 00:03:54,797 - So I'm done? Just like that, I'm done? - So I'm done? Just like that, I'm done?
111 00:03:54,881 00:03:56,216 - Maybe not. - Maybe not.
112 00:03:56,299 00:04:01,137 Claude Van De Velde wants to meet with you. Claude Van De Velde wants to meet with you.
113 00:04:03,473 00:04:06,226 - Claude Van De Velde? You're talking about the director? - Claude Van De Velde? You're talking about the director?
114 00:04:06,309 00:04:08,061 - Yes. Claude Van De Velde, - Yes. Claude Van De Velde,
115 00:04:08,144 00:04:10,104 director of four of the six biggest action movies director of four of the six biggest action movies
116 00:04:10,188 00:04:14,817 of all time, saw the interview and wants to meet. of all time, saw the interview and wants to meet.
117 00:04:14,901 00:04:16,319 - Why? What-what...? - Why? What-what...?
118 00:04:16,402 00:04:17,946 You know what? It don't matter. You know what? It don't matter.
119 00:04:18,029 00:04:20,657 It d... It doesn't even fucking matter. I'm there, okay? It d... It doesn't even fucking matter. I'm there, okay?
120 00:04:20,740 00:04:22,867 I'm there. I'm there.
121 00:04:24,744 00:04:26,454 Oh, shit. Oh, shit.
122 00:04:33,294 00:04:35,380 - I have seen all your films. - I have seen all your films.
123 00:04:35,463 00:04:38,800 I like all your films, but you, Kevin-- I like all your films, but you, Kevin--
124 00:04:38,883 00:04:41,302 you don't like your films. - Wow, you can tell, huh? you don't like your films. - Wow, you can tell, huh?
125 00:04:41,386 00:04:43,304 - Of course I can tell. - Of course I can tell.
126 00:04:43,388 00:04:46,349 You and I-- we are the same. You and I-- we are the same.
127 00:04:46,432 00:04:48,977 My movies have grossed billions of dollars. My movies have grossed billions of dollars.
128 00:04:49,060 00:04:51,187 - Mm. - Who cares? - Mm. - Who cares?
129 00:04:51,271 00:04:53,606 - Yeah, I mean, it's not about the money, right? - Yeah, I mean, it's not about the money, right?
130 00:04:53,690 00:04:58,570 - It is about finding yourself inside an artistic expression. - It is about finding yourself inside an artistic expression.
131 00:04:58,653 00:05:00,071 - Yes. - Yes.
132 00:05:00,154 00:05:02,323 - I want to find you, Kevin. - I want to find you, Kevin.
133 00:05:03,283 00:05:05,243 Will you let me find you? Will you let me find you?
134 00:05:05,326 00:05:08,454 - You found me. I'm right here, man. - You found me. I'm right here, man.
135 00:05:08,538 00:05:13,167 - My next project is a serious, gritty action film. - My next project is a serious, gritty action film.
136 00:05:13,251 00:05:16,880 It requires a serious, gritty actor. It requires a serious, gritty actor.
137 00:05:18,006 00:05:19,924 You, Kevin. You, Kevin.
138 00:05:20,008 00:05:22,427 I want you in the leading role. I want you in the leading role.
139 00:05:22,510 00:05:24,804 - Holy shit, man. You got to be... - Oh. - Holy shit, man. You got to be... - Oh.
140 00:05:24,888 00:05:26,222 - Excuse you. - Excuse you.
141 00:05:26,306 00:05:27,891 Watch it, man. - My apologies, sir. Watch it, man. - My apologies, sir.
142 00:05:27,974 00:05:30,643 - Mark Wahlberg would not scream at a party server. - Mark Wahlberg would not scream at a party server.
143 00:05:30,727 00:05:32,896 - Oh, I didn't scream. I didn't... I didn't scream... - Oh, I didn't scream. I didn't... I didn't scream...
144 00:05:32,979 00:05:35,315 - An action star is tough, confident, - An action star is tough, confident,
145 00:05:35,398 00:05:40,278 unfazed by minor details that disrupt the average layperson. unfazed by minor details that disrupt the average layperson.
146 00:05:40,361 00:05:42,280 - Yeah, I... I was unfazed. - Yeah, I... I was unfazed.
147 00:05:42,363 00:05:45,116 I wasn't fazed at all from that. - If you really want this part, I wasn't fazed at all from that. - If you really want this part,
148 00:05:45,200 00:05:48,286 I need you to attend a training program. I need you to attend a training program.
149 00:05:48,369 00:05:51,289 All the best action stars have gone through it. All the best action stars have gone through it.
150 00:05:51,372 00:05:53,583 - I don't... You're talking, like, an action star school? - I don't... You're talking, like, an action star school?
151 00:05:53,666 00:05:56,002 - Stallone. Van Damme. - Stallone. Van Damme.
152 00:05:56,085 00:05:57,629 Steven Seagal. Steven Seagal.
153 00:05:57,712 00:06:00,298 Jackie Chan. They're all alums. Jackie Chan. They're all alums.
154 00:06:00,381 00:06:02,717 - Wow. I just kind of assumed all those guys had the... - Wow. I just kind of assumed all those guys had the...
155 00:06:02,800 00:06:04,385 had the juice, had the juice,
156 00:06:04,469 00:06:05,970 the mojo. - Do you remember the mojo. - Do you remember
157 00:06:06,054 00:06:09,265 what Matt Damon was before he was Jason Bourne? what Matt Damon was before he was Jason Bourne?
158 00:06:09,349 00:06:11,893 - Yeah, he-he'd just won an Oscar. - Yeah, he-he'd just won an Oscar.
159 00:06:11,976 00:06:15,271 - Neither do I. This program turned a no-name Matt Damon - Neither do I. This program turned a no-name Matt Damon
160 00:06:15,355 00:06:18,274 into a leading man revered around the world. into a leading man revered around the world.
161 00:06:18,358 00:06:22,445 - Look, with all due respect, I don't need that. - Look, with all due respect, I don't need that.
162 00:06:22,529 00:06:24,531 I don't, I don't need none of that. I don't, I don't need none of that.
163 00:06:24,614 00:06:25,949 I'm ready now. I'm ready now.
164 00:06:26,032 00:06:29,202 I'm ready right now. I'm ready right now.
165 00:06:29,285 00:06:30,828 - Down here, Kevin. - Down here, Kevin.
166 00:06:30,912 00:06:33,998 You don't think you need training, You don't think you need training,
167 00:06:34,082 00:06:36,334 you want the part right now. you want the part right now.
168 00:06:36,417 00:06:41,172 Well, your new part is waiting for you on that rooftop. Well, your new part is waiting for you on that rooftop.
169 00:06:44,300 00:06:46,219 Go and get it! Go and get it!
170 00:06:59,107 00:07:00,984 Oh, shit! Oh, shit!
171 00:07:01,067 00:07:03,319 Help! Help me! Help! Help me!
172 00:07:03,403 00:07:05,530 Help me! - So good. Help me! - So good.
173 00:07:05,613 00:07:07,198 He's doing his famous "Help me" scene He's doing his famous "Help me" scene
174 00:07:07,282 00:07:09,033 from Ride Along 2. - Help me! Help me! from Ride Along 2. - Help me! Help me!
175 00:07:09,117 00:07:10,410 Help! Help!
176 00:07:12,328 00:07:14,539 - Look, Kev, I don't love the idea - Look, Kev, I don't love the idea
177 00:07:14,622 00:07:16,207 of you driving out to the middle of nowhere of you driving out to the middle of nowhere
178 00:07:16,291 00:07:18,251 to go to some... - Action star school. to go to some... - Action star school.
179 00:07:18,334 00:07:20,253 - Right, yes. That, Kev. - Right, yes. That, Kev.
180 00:07:20,336 00:07:22,338 Maybe we just wait a little longer. Maybe we just wait a little longer.
181 00:07:22,422 00:07:24,465 Eventually, the studios will forget how badly you fucked up, Eventually, the studios will forget how badly you fucked up,
182 00:07:24,549 00:07:25,884 and they'll offer you a new sidekick role. and they'll offer you a new sidekick role.
183 00:07:25,967 00:07:28,761 - No. This is my time to shine! - No. This is my time to shine!
184 00:07:28,845 00:07:31,431 You believe in me, don't you? You believe in me, don't you?
185 00:07:31,514 00:07:33,266 Don't you? Don't you?
186 00:07:33,349 00:07:35,435 Danny? You believe in... Danny? You believe in...
187 00:07:35,518 00:07:37,437 Oh, shit. Oh, shit.
188 00:07:37,520 00:07:39,480 Damn reception. Damn reception.
189 00:07:47,322 00:07:49,324 Oh, hell, no. Oh, hell, no.
190 00:07:59,876 00:08:02,378 Ron Wilcox? Ron Wilcox?
191 00:08:03,463 00:08:05,298 Shit. Shit.
192 00:08:05,381 00:08:07,217 Don't be a bitch, Kevin. Don't be a bitch, Kevin.
193 00:08:07,300 00:08:10,136 Be Academy Award-winning Matt Damon. Be Academy Award-winning Matt Damon.
194 00:08:10,220 00:08:13,264 Get the fuck off my car. Get the fuck off my car.
195 00:08:16,893 00:08:20,313 Um, hello? Um, hello?
196 00:08:22,065 00:08:24,526 Anybody here? Anybody here?
197 00:08:25,693 00:08:27,445 Claude Van De Velde sent me. Claude Van De Velde sent me.
198 00:08:27,529 00:08:29,572 - No, no. You tell me what you want to tell me. - No, no. You tell me what you want to tell me.
199 00:08:29,656 00:08:31,533 Why are you here? Why are you here?
200 00:08:31,616 00:08:33,368 Why are you here? - Where's my nephew Rodrigo? Why are you here? - Where's my nephew Rodrigo?
201 00:08:33,451 00:08:35,495 - Uh, fellas? - What do you mean, where's your nephew? - Uh, fellas? - What do you mean, where's your nephew?
202 00:08:35,578 00:08:37,330 I don't know where the fuck your nephew is. I don't know where the fuck your nephew is.
203 00:08:37,413 00:08:39,499 - Hey! - Hey!
204 00:08:39,582 00:08:41,751 Excuse me. - Now you don't trust me? Excuse me. - Now you don't trust me?
205 00:08:41,834 00:08:44,254 - I know you murdered my nephew Rodrigo. - I know you murdered my nephew Rodrigo.
206 00:08:44,337 00:08:45,922 - Bullshit, motherfucker! - Bullshit, motherfucker!
207 00:08:46,005 00:08:47,423 I didn't murder Rodrigo. I didn't murder Rodrigo.
208 00:08:47,507 00:08:49,717 Look, you got your money, I got my shipment. Look, you got your money, I got my shipment.
209 00:08:49,801 00:08:51,761 I don't know where Rodrigo is. - Oh. I don't know where Rodrigo is. - Oh.
210 00:08:51,844 00:08:53,263 - Maybe he's fucking your mother. - Maybe he's fucking your mother.
211 00:08:53,346 00:08:55,473 - Our training has already begun. Oh. - Our training has already begun. Oh.
212 00:08:55,557 00:08:56,975 Okay. Uh... Okay. Uh...
213 00:08:57,058 00:08:58,393 - Oh, you-you... Oh, come on! - Oh, you-you... Oh, come on!
214 00:08:58,476 00:08:59,852 Bring it! Bring it! Bring it! Bring it!
215 00:08:59,936 00:09:01,563 Come on! Bring that bat, motherfucker! Come on! Bring that bat, motherfucker!
216 00:09:01,646 00:09:03,857 - Hey! - Hey!
217 00:09:03,940 00:09:07,610 You want to push somebody around, try me out. You want to push somebody around, try me out.
218 00:09:09,529 00:09:13,449 - Hey, and what are you? A tough guy? - Hey, and what are you? A tough guy?
219 00:09:13,533 00:09:14,993 - Goddamn right I'm a tough guy. - Goddamn right I'm a tough guy.
220 00:09:15,076 00:09:16,661 North Philadelphia tough. North Philadelphia tough.
221 00:09:16,744 00:09:18,663 I'm Kevin motherfucking... I'm Kevin motherfucking...
222 00:09:18,746 00:09:20,748 - Oh. - Oh.