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1 00:03:00,180 00:03:02,816 Hey, mr. Wilson! Hey, mr. Wilson!
2 00:03:31,379 00:03:33,281 Mr. Wilson? Mr. Wilson?
3 00:03:35,749 00:03:36,950 Mr. Wilson? Mr. Wilson?
4 00:03:38,752 00:03:40,321 Mr. Wilson? Mr. Wilson?
5 00:03:47,595 00:03:50,598 Poor old mr. Wilson Must be so sick. Poor old mr. Wilson Must be so sick.
6 00:03:50,598 00:03:52,800 No wonder He ain't up. No wonder He ain't up.
7 00:04:03,176 00:04:04,412 Wow. Wow.
8 00:04:04,412 00:04:07,247 His heart sounds like Our washing machine. His heart sounds like Our washing machine.
9 00:04:13,987 00:04:14,988 Oh, no. Oh, no.
10 00:04:14,988 00:04:17,090 He's growing Extra skin. He's growing Extra skin.
11 00:04:42,015 00:04:44,885 His tongue's Very ugly... His tongue's Very ugly...
12 00:04:44,885 00:04:46,720 And blue and spotty. And blue and spotty.
13 00:04:51,158 00:04:52,860 Cool. Cool.
14 00:04:57,865 00:04:59,433 He feels warm. He feels warm.
15 00:04:59,433 00:05:02,870 He has a temperature. He has a temperature.
16 00:05:02,870 00:05:05,305 I know what you need. I know what you need.
17 00:05:05,305 00:05:07,375 You need an aspirin. You need an aspirin.
18 00:05:13,146 00:05:14,147 Uhhmm. Uhhmm.
19 00:06:17,978 00:06:19,012 Aah! Aah!
20 00:06:27,755 00:06:29,957 Don't you ever Come back! Don't you ever Come back!
21 00:06:29,957 00:06:31,358 Do you hear me? Do you hear me?
22 00:06:31,358 00:06:32,359 Never! Never!
23 00:06:33,561 00:06:35,996 Starting part-time Will give you a chance Starting part-time Will give you a chance
24 00:06:35,996 00:06:37,330 To ease back into it. To ease back into it.
25 00:06:37,330 00:06:40,400 Managing shopping malls Can't be much More difficult Managing shopping malls Can't be much More difficult
26 00:06:40,400 00:06:42,002 Than managing dennis. Than managing dennis.
27 00:06:42,002 00:06:43,604 Where have you been? Where have you been?
28 00:06:44,337 00:06:45,873 Dennis? Dennis?
29 00:06:45,873 00:06:47,541 Dennis? Dennis?
30 00:06:47,541 00:06:50,143 I was at Mr. Wilson's house, I was at Mr. Wilson's house,
31 00:06:50,143 00:06:52,145 And, boy, is he sick. And, boy, is he sick.
32 00:06:52,145 00:06:54,414 He's got a fever, He's got a fever,
33 00:06:54,414 00:06:55,816 And he's burning up. And he's burning up.
34 00:06:55,816 00:06:57,417 Oh, I better Call martha. Oh, I better Call martha.
35 00:06:57,417 00:06:58,452 You, uh... You, uh...
36 00:06:58,452 00:07:00,420 You didn't bother him, Did you? You didn't bother him, Did you?
37 00:07:00,420 00:07:02,823 Nope, But I gave him An aspirin, Nope, But I gave him An aspirin,
38 00:07:02,823 00:07:05,826 And he don't like them Any better than me. And he don't like them Any better than me.
39 00:07:05,826 00:07:07,828 You know, You shouldn't Visit people You know, You shouldn't Visit people
40 00:07:07,828 00:07:09,663 So early In the morning. So early In the morning.
41 00:07:09,663 00:07:13,166 That's the only time I know they'll be home. That's the only time I know they'll be home.
42 00:07:13,166 00:07:14,167 Hello, george. Hello, george.
43 00:07:14,167 00:07:15,168 Alice mitchell. Alice mitchell.
44 00:07:15,168 00:07:16,570 Are you feeling All right? Are you feeling All right?
45 00:07:16,570 00:07:18,572 No, I'm not Feeling all right! No, I'm not Feeling all right!
46 00:07:18,572 00:07:22,175 Your son just Shot an aspirin Down my throat... Your son just Shot an aspirin Down my throat...
47 00:07:22,175 00:07:23,611 I'm very sorry. I'm very sorry.
48 00:07:23,611 00:07:25,445 You better Talk to him! You better Talk to him!
49 00:07:25,445 00:07:27,147 Yes, we'll Talk to him. Yes, we'll Talk to him.
50 00:07:27,147 00:07:28,549 When I was a child... When I was a child...
51 00:07:28,549 00:07:30,017 Uh-huh. Bye. Bye. Uh-huh. Bye. Bye.
52 00:07:30,017 00:07:31,018 Bye. Bye.
53 00:07:31,018 00:07:32,019 Bye. Bye.
54 00:07:39,192 00:07:40,460 Hi. Hi.
55 00:07:40,460 00:07:42,462 Did you Shoot an aspirin Did you Shoot an aspirin
56 00:07:42,462 00:07:43,864 Into mr. Wilson's Mouth? Into mr. Wilson's Mouth?
57 00:07:43,864 00:07:46,466 I didn't want him To bite off my fingers I didn't want him To bite off my fingers
58 00:07:46,466 00:07:48,068 With his big fake teeth. With his big fake teeth.
59 00:07:48,068 00:07:50,270 Those things are sharp. Those things are sharp.
60 00:07:50,270 00:07:53,073 George said Dennis shot an aspirin In his mouth George said Dennis shot an aspirin In his mouth
61 00:07:53,073 00:07:54,474 With a slingshot. With a slingshot.
62 00:07:54,474 00:07:55,475 What slingshot? What slingshot?
63 00:07:55,475 00:07:56,677 You have A slingshot? You have A slingshot?
64 00:07:56,677 00:07:58,378 I'm not sure. I'm not sure.
65 00:07:58,378 00:07:59,980 Give it to me. Give it to me.
66 00:08:03,651 00:08:06,654 Mr. Wilson Is very angry With you. Mr. Wilson Is very angry With you.
67 00:08:06,654 00:08:09,456 I thought he was sick. I was trying to help. I thought he was sick. I was trying to help.
68 00:08:09,456 00:08:11,992 You go sit In the corner. You go sit In the corner.
69 00:08:11,992 00:08:13,393 For how long? For how long?
70 00:08:13,393 00:08:14,795 Until you're sorry. Until you're sorry.
71 00:08:14,795 00:08:16,329 Good. I'm sorry now. Good. I'm sorry now.
72 00:08:16,329 00:08:17,565 He can't. He can't.
73 00:08:17,565 00:08:19,967 I have to take him To martha wade's house. I have to take him To martha wade's house.
74 00:08:19,967 00:08:20,968 Aah! Aah!
75 00:08:22,102 00:08:22,936 Margaret's house? Margaret's house?
76 00:08:22,936 00:08:25,105 I didn't do anything Bad enough I didn't do anything Bad enough
77 00:08:25,105 00:08:26,740 To go to her house. To go to her house.
78 00:08:26,740 00:08:28,742 She's a lunatic. I'll go crazy. She's a lunatic. I'll go crazy.
79 00:08:28,742 00:08:30,343 She tortures me. She's mean. She tortures me. She's mean.
80 00:08:30,343 00:08:33,146 She's ugly. She doesn't share! She's ugly. She doesn't share!
81 00:08:33,146 00:08:35,749 Honey, I made An arrangement With mrs. Wade Honey, I made An arrangement With mrs. Wade
82 00:08:35,749 00:08:38,385 For you to go To their house While I work. For you to go To their house While I work.
83 00:08:38,385 00:08:40,187 Are you serious? Are you serious?
84 00:08:40,187 00:08:43,156 You can't spend The summer unsupervised. You're out of school. You can't spend The summer unsupervised. You're out of school.
85 00:08:43,156 00:08:44,291 I'll go back! I'll go back!
86 00:08:44,291 00:08:45,893 Your mother Made arrangements. Your mother Made arrangements.
87 00:08:45,893 00:08:46,694 That's it. That's it.
88 00:08:46,694 00:08:48,962 I don't want Any arguments. I don't want Any arguments.
89 00:08:52,532 00:08:54,768 My life is Falling apart. My life is Falling apart.
90 00:09:04,444 00:09:05,545 Hello, george. Hello, george.
91 00:09:05,545 00:09:06,947 Uh, let me, uh... Uh, let me, uh...
92 00:09:06,947 00:09:09,149 Take that Off your hands. Take that Off your hands.
93 00:09:09,149 00:09:10,150 Sorry. Sorry.
94 00:09:10,150 00:09:11,585 Thank you. Thank you.
95 00:09:12,586 00:09:13,954 I'm, uh... I'm, uh...
96 00:09:14,988 00:09:17,591 I'm, uh, sorry About this morning. I'm, uh, sorry About this morning.
97 00:09:17,591 00:09:18,826 Oh, uh... Oh, uh...
98 00:09:18,826 00:09:21,829 I'm not going to Mince words, Mitchell. I'm not going to Mince words, Mitchell.
99 00:09:21,829 00:09:24,464 Your kid is Driving me nuts. Your kid is Driving me nuts.
100 00:09:24,464 00:09:25,866 I'll talk to him again. I'll talk to him again.
101 00:09:25,866 00:09:28,035 Maybe talk's not What he needs. Maybe talk's not What he needs.
102 00:09:28,035 00:09:30,638 When my father Had something Important to tell me, When my father Had something Important to tell me,
103 00:09:30,638 00:09:32,572 He told me With his belt. He told me With his belt.
104 00:09:32,572 00:09:34,842 That's not how I deal with my son. That's not how I deal with my son.
105 00:09:34,842 00:09:36,243 However you're Dealing with him, However you're Dealing with him,
106 00:09:36,243 00:09:38,846 He hasn't learned It's not good manners He hasn't learned It's not good manners
107 00:09:38,846 00:09:41,448 To shoot an aspirin Down a fella's throat. To shoot an aspirin Down a fella's throat.
108 00:09:41,448 00:09:42,850 Oh, mr. Wilson, He's 5. Oh, mr. Wilson, He's 5.
109 00:09:42,850 00:09:45,252 When I was 5, I had respect. When I was 5, I had respect.
110 00:09:45,252 00:09:47,454 You're probably A pretty exceptional boy. You're probably A pretty exceptional boy.
111 00:09:47,454 00:09:50,057 1n 1925, I was not the exception. 1n 1925, I was not the exception.
112 00:09:50,057 00:09:51,258 I was the rule. I was the rule.
113 00:09:51,258 00:09:53,861 I'll make sure Dennis doesn't Come by anymore. I'll make sure Dennis doesn't Come by anymore.
114 00:09:53,861 00:09:55,462 Careful how you say it. Careful how you say it.
115 00:09:55,462 00:09:56,864 I don't want The neighborhood I don't want The neighborhood
116 00:09:56,864 00:09:58,999 To think I'm a child-hater. To think I'm a child-hater.
117 00:09:58,999 00:10:01,769 I'm a reasonable man Who expects Reasonable treatment I'm a reasonable man Who expects Reasonable treatment
118 00:10:01,769 00:10:03,771 From his neighbors And their children. From his neighbors And their children.
119 00:10:03,771 00:10:06,840 I was with The post office For 43 1/2 years. I was with The post office For 43 1/2 years.
120 00:10:06,840 00:10:08,842 Yeah, I'm running A little late. Yeah, I'm running A little late.
121 00:10:08,842 00:10:10,243 I'll come by after work, I'll come by after work,
122 00:10:10,243 00:10:12,512 And we can continue The conversation. And we can continue The conversation.
123 00:10:12,512 00:10:13,914 There's nothing To continue. There's nothing To continue.
124 00:10:13,914 00:10:15,515 I've said my piece. I've said my piece.
125 00:10:15,515 00:10:17,517 The boy cannot Come over here The boy cannot Come over here
126 00:10:17,517 00:10:18,819 Unless He behaves himself. Unless He behaves himself.
127 00:10:18,819 00:10:20,487 He won't be over. He won't be over.
128 00:10:20,487 00:10:22,890 Now, don't make me out To be a grump. Now, don't make me out To be a grump.
129 00:10:22,890 00:10:24,892 I didn't say never. I said-- I didn't say never. I said--
130 00:10:24,892 00:10:27,260 I really have to go. I really have to go.
131 00:10:27,260 00:10:28,261 Well... Well...
132 00:10:28,261 00:10:30,430 Now, don't... Now, don't...
133 00:10:32,165 00:10:33,901 Have a good day. Have a good day.
134 00:10:33,901 00:10:35,903 He's out Of school now. He's out Of school now.
135 00:10:35,903 00:10:38,906 He can't spend all His free time here. He can't spend all His free time here.
136 00:10:38,906 00:10:42,109 I'm not the bad guy In this, mitchell. I'm not the bad guy In this, mitchell.
137 00:10:42,109 00:10:43,376 I'm the victim! I'm the victim!
138 00:10:44,544 00:10:45,545 George... George...
139 00:10:45,545 00:10:47,547 Who were you Shouting at? Who were you Shouting at?
140 00:10:47,547 00:10:48,949 Mitchell, And I wasn't shouting. Mitchell, And I wasn't shouting.
141 00:10:48,949 00:10:50,350 I was making my point. I was making my point.
142 00:10:50,350 00:10:52,953 It's not right that That youngster of his It's not right that That youngster of his
143 00:10:52,953 00:10:55,555 Can run wild, Doing as he pleases Can run wild, Doing as he pleases
144 00:10:55,555 00:10:57,557 Without regard To people or property. Without regard To people or property.
145 00:10:57,557 00:10:58,959 He's only a boy, George. He's only a boy, George.
146 00:10:58,959 00:11:01,795 He'll knot my rope Once too often. He'll knot my rope Once too often.
147 00:11:01,795 00:11:03,797 I can't stand that kid. I can't stand that kid.
148 00:11:03,797 00:11:05,565 He's a menace. He's a menace.
149 00:11:05,565 00:11:07,367 Come in And have your breakfast. Come in And have your breakfast.
150 00:11:07,367 00:11:10,070 We're due At the garden club At 9:00. We're due At the garden club At 9:00.
151 00:11:10,070 00:11:12,072 Today's An important day for me, Today's An important day for me,
152 00:11:12,072 00:11:15,075 And I'm already In a lather Because of that kid. And I'm already In a lather Because of that kid.
153 00:11:15,075 00:11:18,078 I don't know If I'll enjoy My moment of triumph. I don't know If I'll enjoy My moment of triumph.
154 00:11:18,078 00:11:20,680 Now, now, Don't get your hopes up. Now, now, Don't get your hopes up.
155 00:11:20,680 00:11:23,283 There are lots Of other gardens In town There are lots Of other gardens In town
156 00:11:23,283 00:11:24,684 Just as nice as yours. Just as nice as yours.
157 00:11:24,684 00:11:26,887 Please. I'm a shoo-in. Please. I'm a shoo-in.
158 00:11:28,388 00:11:31,591 Who else has A night-blooming Mock orchid Who else has A night-blooming Mock orchid
159 00:11:31,591 00:11:34,094 Flowering this year? Flowering this year?
160 00:11:34,094 00:11:37,097 It's an awfully Homely looking plant, George. It's an awfully Homely looking plant, George.
161 00:11:37,097 00:11:39,099 Hang the looks Of the thing! Hang the looks Of the thing!
162 00:11:39,099 00:11:40,700 It opens Before your eyes It opens Before your eyes
163 00:11:40,700 00:11:43,303 In the light Of the full moon. In the light Of the full moon.
164 00:11:43,303 00:11:44,704 It's a marvel, martha. It's a marvel, martha.
165 00:11:44,704 00:11:46,706 40 years To mature and blossom. 40 years To mature and blossom.
166 00:11:46,706 00:11:48,308 The flower Opens and withers The flower Opens and withers
167 00:11:48,308 00:11:49,542 In a matter of moments. In a matter of moments.
168 00:11:49,542 00:11:52,746 There isn't A gardener in town Who has a plant There isn't A gardener in town Who has a plant
169 00:11:52,746 00:11:54,748 That requires A 40-year investment That requires A 40-year investment
170 00:11:54,748 00:11:57,550 For 10 seconds Of splendor. For 10 seconds Of splendor.
171 00:12:07,560 00:12:11,098 How do you feel About me working? How do you feel About me working?
172 00:12:13,533 00:12:15,936 A lot of moms work. A lot of moms work.
173 00:12:15,936 00:12:18,939 The best I could do Finding someone To watch you The best I could do Finding someone To watch you
174 00:12:18,939 00:12:22,642 Is to make An arrangement With mrs. Wade. Is to make An arrangement With mrs. Wade.
175 00:12:22,642 00:12:24,044 What about joey? What about joey?
176 00:12:24,044 00:12:25,645 Did you think About him? Did you think About him?
177 00:12:25,645 00:12:27,647 What about If he comes over? What about If he comes over?
178 00:12:27,647 00:12:29,149 He'll think I moved. He'll think I moved.
179 00:12:29,149 00:12:33,086 Joey's mother made plans With mrs. Wade Just like I did. Joey's mother made plans With mrs. Wade Just like I did.
180 00:12:33,086 00:12:35,222 Joey's at Margaret's house. Joey's at Margaret's house.
181 00:12:43,496 00:12:44,497 Do it. Do it.
182 00:12:46,433 00:12:48,235 I can make you. I can make you.
183 00:12:48,235 00:12:49,803 How? How?
184 00:12:50,603 00:12:52,339 I'll slug you back. I'll slug you back.
185 00:12:52,339 00:12:54,341 You can't hit a girl. You can't hit a girl.
186 00:12:54,341 00:12:55,642 I can, too. I can, too.
187 00:12:55,642 00:12:58,245 I'll scream So awfully bloody Deadly horrible, I'll scream So awfully bloody Deadly horrible,
188 00:12:58,245 00:13:00,848 My mom will think You tried to Murder me. My mom will think You tried to Murder me.
189 00:13:00,848 00:13:03,250 I'll tell her you did, And she'll believe it, I'll tell her you did, And she'll believe it,
190 00:13:03,250 00:13:05,853 Because Boys are like that And girls aren't. Because Boys are like that And girls aren't.
191 00:13:05,853 00:13:07,587 That really stinks. That really stinks.
192 00:13:07,587 00:13:08,989 Mush your lips together, Mush your lips together,
193 00:13:08,989 00:13:11,491 And let's get this Over with. And let's get this Over with.
194 00:13:15,929 00:13:17,831 Close your eyes. Close your eyes.
195 00:13:24,471 00:13:25,472 Kiss me. Kiss me.
196 00:13:32,479 00:13:33,480 All right. All right.
197 00:13:33,480 00:13:34,882 Let's go. Let's go.
198 00:13:34,882 00:13:36,483 Dennis, come on. Dennis, come on.
199 00:13:38,151 00:13:40,353 You're acting Like a baby. You're acting Like a baby.
200 00:13:41,889 00:13:43,090 Get up... Get up...
201 00:13:43,891 00:13:45,492 Right this instant. Right this instant.
202 00:13:46,894 00:13:49,096 Don't you dare Embarrass me. Don't you dare Embarrass me.
203 00:13:50,797 00:13:51,798 Fine. Fine.
204 00:13:51,798 00:13:53,400 I'll drag you inside. I'll drag you inside.
205 00:13:56,403 00:13:59,606 You guys Are the boring ones. You guys Are the boring ones.
206 00:13:59,606 00:14:01,274 There's lots to do. There's lots to do.
207 00:14:01,274 00:14:02,275 Oh, really? Oh, really?
208 00:14:02,275 00:14:03,176 Like what? Like what?
209 00:14:03,176 00:14:05,045 We could practice Singing songs... We could practice Singing songs...
210 00:14:05,045 00:14:07,047 Or put on a play... Or put on a play...
211 00:14:07,047 00:14:08,648 Or a puppet show. Or a puppet show.
212 00:14:08,648 00:14:10,517 We could Bury you alive. We could Bury you alive.
213 00:14:10,517 00:14:13,020 I could Pound your face. I could Pound your face.
214 00:14:13,020 00:14:14,354 It doesn't matter Anyways, margaret. It doesn't matter Anyways, margaret.
215 00:14:14,354 00:14:16,556 We're going to Be leaving soon, We're going to Be leaving soon,
216 00:14:16,556 00:14:18,558 And we have work to do. And we have work to do.
217 00:14:18,558 00:14:20,460 We're going to Make a fort. We're going to Make a fort.
218 00:14:20,460 00:14:23,063 You can't leave Unless I go with you, You can't leave Unless I go with you,
219 00:14:23,063 00:14:24,664 Or I'll tell on you. Or I'll tell on you.
220 00:14:24,664 00:14:26,566 Tough kitty paws. I'm going. Tough kitty paws. I'm going.
221 00:14:26,566 00:14:27,968 Climb down from there. Climb down from there.
222 00:14:27,968 00:14:29,937 I'll get my purse. I'll get my purse.
223 00:15:03,503 00:15:06,106 This thing's been here Our whole life This thing's been here Our whole life
224 00:15:06,106 00:15:07,707 And we never knew it. And we never knew it.
225 00:15:07,707 00:15:10,110 Do you think anybody Lives in it? Do you think anybody Lives in it?
226 00:15:10,110 00:15:11,711 Just squirrels And birds. Just squirrels And birds.
227 00:15:11,711 00:15:13,713 It looks Kind of junky. It looks Kind of junky.
228 00:15:13,713 00:15:14,982 We'll fix it up. We'll fix it up.
229 00:15:14,982 00:15:16,049 Oh, good. Oh, good.
230 00:15:16,049 00:15:17,750 I'll be the decorator. I'll be the decorator.
231 00:15:17,750 00:15:19,352 We'll add A baby room We'll add A baby room
232 00:15:19,352 00:15:21,854 And a powder room For company. And a powder room For company.
233 00:15:21,854 00:15:25,325 Forts don't have Powder rooms. Forts don't have Powder rooms.
234 00:15:25,325 00:15:26,459 Oh, really? Oh, really?
235 00:15:26,459 00:15:29,196 Where do The soldiers' wives go To freshen up? Where do The soldiers' wives go To freshen up?
236 00:15:29,196 00:15:33,066 Soldiers Don't have wives, Stupid. Soldiers Don't have wives, Stupid.
237 00:15:33,066 00:15:37,204 Don't call me stupid, Baby rump kisser. Don't call me stupid, Baby rump kisser.
238 00:15:38,005 00:15:40,540 It won't be a fort. It won't be a fort.
239 00:15:40,540 00:15:42,075 It'll be a house, It'll be a house,
240 00:15:42,075 00:15:43,876 A love nest. A love nest.
241 00:15:43,876 00:15:45,278 Let's go up Let's go up
242 00:15:45,278 00:15:47,880 And see what color carpet We should get. And see what color carpet We should get.
243 00:15:47,880 00:15:49,749 Do forts got carpet? Do forts got carpet?
244 00:15:49,749 00:15:51,751 Nope. Nope.
245 00:15:51,751 00:15:54,154 Forts don't Got carpet! Forts don't Got carpet!
246 00:15:54,154 00:15:56,356 They do now, Hot lips. They do now, Hot lips.
247 00:15:59,926 00:16:02,429 The selection, Uh, committee The selection, Uh, committee
248 00:16:02,429 00:16:06,033 Has informed Mrs. Butterwell and I Has informed Mrs. Butterwell and I
249 00:16:06,033 00:16:09,302 That this summer's Floraganza will be held That this summer's Floraganza will be held
250 00:16:09,302 00:16:12,105 In the garden of, uh... In the garden of, uh...
251 00:16:15,042 00:16:17,044 Can you read it here? Can you read it here?
252 00:16:17,044 00:16:18,245 Uh... Uh...
253 00:16:19,979 00:16:21,081 Here, uh... Here, uh...
254 00:16:21,081 00:16:23,716 You take these And I'll take those. You take these And I'll take those.
255 00:16:23,716 00:16:25,118 Let me have them. Let me have them.
256 00:16:25,118 00:16:26,719 Here we go. Here we go.
257 00:16:26,719 00:16:28,721 Uh, the garden, Um, uh... Uh, the garden, Um, uh...
258 00:16:29,789 00:16:31,791 George wilson. George wilson. George wilson. George wilson.
259 00:16:42,001 00:16:43,770 1 mississippi, 1 mississippi,
260 00:16:43,770 00:16:45,038 2 mississippi, 2 mississippi,
261 00:16:45,038 00:16:46,506 3 mississippi, 3 mississippi,
262 00:16:46,506 00:16:47,807 4 mississippi, 4 mississippi,
263 00:16:47,807 00:16:49,042 5 mississippi, 5 mississippi,
264 00:16:49,042 00:16:50,510 6 mississippi, 6 mississippi,
265 00:16:50,510 00:16:51,678 7 mississippi, 7 mississippi,
266 00:16:51,678 00:16:53,213 8 mississippi, 8 mississippi,
267 00:16:53,213 00:16:54,814 9 mississippi. 9 mississippi.
268 00:16:54,814 00:16:55,982 Gunther... Gunther...
269 00:16:55,982 00:16:58,485 Are you watching Where everybody goes? Are you watching Where everybody goes?
270 00:16:58,485 00:17:00,287 Yep. Yep.
271 00:17:03,690 00:17:04,691 Get down. Get down.
272 00:17:04,691 00:17:05,692 Girls... Girls...
273 00:17:08,595 00:17:09,596 Let's go. Let's go.
274 00:17:11,098 00:17:13,366 Ahh... Ahh...
275 00:17:13,366 00:17:15,568 You know, I was unbeatable You know, I was unbeatable
276 00:17:15,568 00:17:16,969 At hide-and-seek. At hide-and-seek.
277 00:17:16,969 00:17:18,371 Hiding or seeking? Hiding or seeking?
278 00:17:18,371 00:17:21,174 Both. I had a nose For hiding places. Both. I had a nose For hiding places.
279 00:17:21,174 00:17:23,776 I wouldn't think You'd be much good At hiding. I wouldn't think You'd be much good At hiding.
280 00:17:23,776 00:17:24,777 Why not? Why not?
281 00:17:24,777 00:17:27,046 Weren't you A fat boy? Weren't you A fat boy?
282 00:17:28,115 00:17:30,817 I was husky. I was husky.
283 00:17:30,817 00:17:32,819 Ready or not, Here I come. Ready or not, Here I come.
284 00:17:34,221 00:17:35,822 He's coming! He's coming!
285 00:17:35,822 00:17:37,824 I see joey and mike! I see joey and mike!
286 00:17:37,824 00:17:39,058 Run, mikey! Run, mikey!
287 00:17:39,058 00:17:40,260 He's cheating. He's cheating.
288 00:17:41,994 00:17:44,264 What are you doing? What are you doing?
289 00:17:44,264 00:17:45,665 Dennis is cheating. Dennis is cheating.
290 00:17:45,665 00:17:48,268 He's using The beckman kid As a spy. He's using The beckman kid As a spy.
291 00:17:48,268 00:17:51,204 Oh, leave them alone, George. Oh, leave them alone, George.
292 00:17:51,204 00:17:53,473 I'm going to Even things up. I'm going to Even things up.
293 00:17:53,473 00:17:54,474 Gunther! Gunther!
294 00:17:54,474 00:17:55,308 Gunther, Gunther,
295 00:17:55,308 00:17:57,310 I'm just talking To your daddy I'm just talking To your daddy
296 00:17:57,310 00:17:58,911 On the telephone. On the telephone.
297 00:17:58,911 00:18:01,314 He's going to The ice cream store. He's going to The ice cream store.
298 00:18:01,314 00:18:02,815 You can go, too. You can go, too.
299 00:18:02,815 00:18:05,218 Hurry up and go home. Hurry up and go home.
300 00:18:07,620 00:18:09,021 Now it's fair. Now it's fair.
301 00:18:11,758 00:18:12,659 Ahh... Ahh...
302 00:18:12,659 00:18:15,228 You lied To a toddler, George. You lied To a toddler, George.
303 00:18:15,228 00:18:17,830 Well, think How disappointed He's going to be Well, think How disappointed He's going to be
304 00:18:17,830 00:18:19,232 When he gets home. When he gets home.
305 00:18:19,232 00:18:21,234 He better Get used to it. He better Get used to it.
306 00:18:21,234 00:18:22,835 Disappointment's Going to be Disappointment's Going to be
307 00:18:22,835 00:18:24,637 A big part Of his life. A big part Of his life.
308 00:18:24,637 00:18:28,841 He's a foot short For his age, And he's cross-eyed. He's a foot short For his age, And he's cross-eyed.
309 00:19:15,188 00:19:16,389 Aghh. Aghh.
310 00:19:17,890 00:19:18,891 Oomph. Oomph.
311 00:19:26,366 00:19:30,503 Oh, ain't that A pretty sight? Oh, ain't that A pretty sight?
312 00:19:30,503 00:19:34,507 I bet they don't even Lock their doors. I bet they don't even Lock their doors.
313 00:19:38,911 00:19:40,313 I know you all know I know you all know
314 00:19:40,313 00:19:42,915 There's a toy store On the first level, There's a toy store On the first level,
315 00:19:42,915 00:19:44,317 But my suggestion Is this-- But my suggestion Is this--
316 00:19:44,317 00:19:46,719 You give the toy store Six months free rent You give the toy store Six months free rent
317 00:19:46,719 00:19:49,922 To move up To the third level. To move up To the third level.
318 00:19:51,591 00:19:52,625 See... See...
319 00:19:52,625 00:19:55,795 When I go to the mall With my little boy, When I go to the mall With my little boy,
320 00:19:55,795 00:19:57,196 We can't get out We can't get out
321 00:19:57,196 00:19:59,198 Unless we visit The toy store. Unless we visit The toy store.
322 00:19:59,198 00:20:00,600 He doesn't get anything He doesn't get anything
323 00:20:00,600 00:20:02,335 Unless it's A special occasion, Unless it's A special occasion,
324 00:20:02,335 00:20:04,737 But like every kid, He wants to look around. But like every kid, He wants to look around.
325 00:20:04,737 00:20:07,740 Could you spare us The family anecdotes, Please? Could you spare us The family anecdotes, Please?
326 00:20:07,740 00:20:09,942 There's always A lot of traffic There's always A lot of traffic
327 00:20:09,942 00:20:11,344 In toy stores. In toy stores.
328 00:20:11,344 00:20:14,347 If people have to go up To the third level If people have to go up To the third level
329 00:20:14,347 00:20:15,948 To visit the toy store, To visit the toy store,
330 00:20:15,948 00:20:17,350 They have to go through They have to go through
331 00:20:17,350 00:20:19,352 Two other levels To get there. Two other levels To get there.
332 00:20:19,352 00:20:20,820 That's apparent To anyone with children. That's apparent To anyone with children.
333 00:20:20,820 00:20:23,423 You have to assume, maybe, That potential tenants You have to assume, maybe, That potential tenants
334 00:20:23,423 00:20:25,825 Might have kids And--and would know that. Might have kids And--and would know that.
335 00:20:25,825 00:20:28,428 It might entice them To take up space It might entice them To take up space
336 00:20:28,428 00:20:30,229 In the other levels. In the other levels.
337 00:20:31,163 00:20:32,899 That's all I'm saying. That's all I'm saying.
338 00:20:37,837 00:20:40,440 We could've carried up A lot more stuff We could've carried up A lot more stuff
339 00:20:40,440 00:20:42,442 If you didn't Have to bring If you didn't Have to bring
340 00:20:42,442 00:20:45,445 That idiotic doll And all her junk. That idiotic doll And all her junk.
341 00:20:45,445 00:20:47,046 She's not idiotic. She's not idiotic.
342 00:20:47,046 00:20:48,448 She's an important Training tool. She's an important Training tool.
343 00:20:48,448 00:20:50,850 You know Why men are so lousy You know Why men are so lousy
344 00:20:50,850 00:20:53,386 When it comes to Taking care of babies? When it comes to Taking care of babies?
345 00:20:53,386 00:20:55,788 They have Better things to do. They have Better things to do.
346 00:20:55,788 00:20:56,589 Like what, Like what,
347 00:20:56,589 00:20:58,658 Play golf And drink beer? Play golf And drink beer?
348 00:20:58,658 00:20:59,559 No. No.
349 00:20:59,559 00:21:01,160 Like hunting, Having wars, Like hunting, Having wars,
350 00:21:01,160 00:21:02,762 Driving cars, Shaving, Driving cars, Shaving,
351 00:21:02,762 00:21:03,763 Cleaning fish. Cleaning fish.
352 00:21:03,763 00:21:05,264 You can do that? You can do that?
353 00:21:05,264 00:21:06,265 Me? Me?
354 00:21:06,265 00:21:08,000 Margaret. Margaret.
355 00:21:08,000 00:21:09,001 Oh, o.K. Oh, o.K.
356 00:21:09,001 00:21:10,403 If you didn't Have women, If you didn't Have women,
357 00:21:10,403 00:21:11,804 You wouldn't have babies, You wouldn't have babies,
358 00:21:11,804 00:21:14,206 Which means You wouldn't have people. Which means You wouldn't have people.
359 00:21:14,206 00:21:15,608 If you didn't have men, If you didn't have men,
360 00:21:15,608 00:21:18,545 Who'd drive the ladies To the hospital? Who'd drive the ladies To the hospital?
361 00:21:19,346 00:21:20,947 The most Important thing is, The most Important thing is,
362 00:21:20,947 00:21:22,349 They marry the women, They marry the women,
363 00:21:22,349 00:21:25,352 Then the women Can go down And get the baby. Then the women Can go down And get the baby.
364 00:21:25,352 00:21:27,354 The baby is In her stomach. The baby is In her stomach.
365 00:21:27,354 00:21:29,356 She has to Get it installed. She has to Get it installed.
366 00:21:29,356 00:21:32,224 Her stomach just isn't Filled up with babies. Her stomach just isn't Filled up with babies.
367 00:21:32,224 00:21:33,960 Who installs them? Who installs them?
368 00:21:33,960 00:21:35,828 A minister And a doctor. A minister And a doctor.
369 00:21:35,828 00:21:37,497 How? How? How? How?
370 00:21:37,497 00:21:39,999 She wants to know how? She wants to know how?
371 00:21:46,272 00:21:48,040 Tell me, dennis. Tell me, dennis.
372 00:21:48,040 00:21:49,041 How? How?
373 00:21:49,041 00:21:51,310 The bellybutton. It opens up. The bellybutton. It opens up.
374 00:21:51,310 00:21:52,545 How come Men have them? How come Men have them?
375 00:21:52,545 00:21:56,383 So they don't look weird In bathing suits. So they don't look weird In bathing suits.
376 00:21:57,617 00:21:58,418 O.K. O.K.
377 00:21:58,418 00:22:00,219 On the count of 3, On the count of 3,
378 00:22:00,219 00:22:01,688 Move your hand. Move your hand.
379 00:22:01,688 00:22:02,855 1... 1...
380 00:22:05,725 00:22:06,726 2... 2...
381 00:22:08,995 00:22:10,563 3! 3!
382 00:22:14,534 00:22:16,436 O.K. O.K.
383 00:22:16,436 00:22:19,639 This time On the count of 4. This time On the count of 4.
384 00:22:19,639 00:22:21,173 1... 1...
385 00:22:21,173 00:22:23,075 2... 2...
386 00:22:23,075 00:22:25,011 3... 3...
387 00:22:25,011 00:22:26,413 4! 4!
388 00:22:26,413 00:22:29,416 O.K., now, joey, You hold the hammer, O.K., now, joey, You hold the hammer,
389 00:22:29,416 00:22:32,018 And, margaret, You hold the nail. And, margaret, You hold the nail.
390 00:22:46,098 00:22:48,601 We did A pretty good job. We did A pretty good job.
391 00:22:48,601 00:22:50,470 How about A little paint? How about A little paint?
392 00:22:50,470 00:22:51,471 Couldn't hurt. Couldn't hurt.
393 00:22:51,471 00:22:52,939 You got any? You got any?
394 00:22:52,939 00:22:54,541 My dad does. My dad does.
395 00:23:01,213 00:23:03,616 Give me my doll, You jerk! Give me my doll, You jerk!
396 00:23:03,616 00:23:05,217 I don't have it! I don't have it!
397 00:23:05,217 00:23:06,218 Aah! Aah!
398 00:23:06,218 00:23:07,620 Give it to me, Dennis! Give it to me, Dennis!
399 00:23:07,620 00:23:09,021 I didn't Take your doll. I didn't Take your doll.
400 00:23:09,021 00:23:11,891 Well, it's not here. Somebody took it. Well, it's not here. Somebody took it.
401 00:23:11,891 00:23:12,692 Not us. Not us.
402 00:23:12,692 00:23:14,494 We've been with you. We've been with you.
403 00:23:18,330 00:23:19,331 You guys... You guys...
404 00:23:19,331 00:23:21,333 Swear you didn't Take it? Swear you didn't Take it?
405 00:23:21,333 00:23:23,069 Yep. Yep.
406 00:23:24,103 00:23:25,705 I've been robbed. I've been robbed.
407 00:23:31,744 00:23:33,345 You guys Don't understand. You guys Don't understand.
408 00:23:33,345 00:23:37,149 Baby louise is A very expensive antique. Baby louise is A very expensive antique.
409 00:23:37,149 00:23:39,351 Nobody robbed Your doll, margaret. Nobody robbed Your doll, margaret.
410 00:23:39,351 00:23:40,953 Maybe a bear ate it. Maybe a bear ate it.
411 00:23:40,953 00:23:42,054 What? What?
412 00:23:42,054 00:23:44,891 Yeah. There's no robbers In our town. Yeah. There's no robbers In our town.
413 00:24:40,479 00:24:42,481 What you eating there, Sport? What you eating there, Sport?
414 00:24:42,481 00:24:43,482 Hmm? Hmm?
415 00:24:43,482 00:24:45,351 A apple. A apple.
416 00:24:45,351 00:24:47,754 Ahh. Ahh.
417 00:25:02,368 00:25:05,572 Mmm, mmm, mmm, Mmm, mmm. Mmm, mmm, mmm, Mmm, mmm.
418 00:25:38,437 00:25:39,471 Unh. Unh.
419 00:25:39,471 00:25:40,707 Hmm... Hmm...
420 00:25:54,621 00:25:56,923 Whoops. Whoops.
421 00:26:00,760 00:26:02,528 Hi, mr. Mitchell. Hi, mr. Mitchell.
422 00:26:02,528 00:26:04,530 Hello, polly. Come on in. Hello, polly. Come on in.
423 00:26:04,530 00:26:05,932 What's The helmet for? What's The helmet for?
424 00:26:05,932 00:26:08,534 My girlfriend used to Babysit for dennis. My girlfriend used to Babysit for dennis.
425 00:26:08,534 00:26:11,738 She said bring a helmet And wear pants. She said bring a helmet And wear pants.
426 00:27:02,554 00:27:05,357 Aah! Aah!
427 00:27:21,007 00:27:23,042 Uh-oh! Uh-oh!
428 00:27:47,266 00:27:50,369 Hey. I'm, uh, I'm looking For polly. Hey. I'm, uh, I'm looking For polly.
429 00:27:50,369 00:27:52,004 You're mickey? You're mickey?
430 00:27:52,604 00:27:54,640 Yeah. Yeah.
431 00:27:54,640 00:27:56,642 She's up In my mom's bathroom She's up In my mom's bathroom
432 00:27:56,642 00:27:58,044 Using The armpit perfume. Using The armpit perfume.
433 00:27:58,044 00:28:00,046 She's says You're such a stud, She's says You're such a stud,
434 00:28:00,046 00:28:02,648 She gets nervous And sweats a lot. She gets nervous And sweats a lot.
435 00:28:02,648 00:28:04,751 Cool. Cool.
436 00:28:04,751 00:28:06,685 Come on in. Come on in.
437 00:28:07,619 00:28:08,855 Ooh. Ooh.
438 00:28:47,760 00:28:49,261 Tastes funny. Tastes funny.
439 00:28:55,935 00:28:58,204 Tastes like paint. Tastes like paint.
440 00:29:00,807 00:29:02,942 And wood. And wood.
441 00:29:04,110 00:29:06,913 I'll make us Some sandwiches. I'll make us Some sandwiches.
442 00:29:24,997 00:29:28,234 "Do not cry, Little locomotive, "Do not cry, Little locomotive,
443 00:29:28,234 00:29:33,572 "Said old engine 99 To hoo-huf-huffy. "Said old engine 99 To hoo-huf-huffy.
444 00:29:33,572 00:29:37,509 "One day When you grow up, You will realize "One day When you grow up, You will realize
445 00:29:37,509 00:29:40,947 "That all trains Are impotent--important... "That all trains Are impotent--important...
446 00:29:40,947 00:29:44,050 Even little mail trains." Even little mail trains."
447 00:29:46,252 00:29:48,855 How--how can A train grow? How--how can A train grow?
448 00:29:48,855 00:29:50,857 He eats all his coal He eats all his coal
449 00:29:50,857 00:29:52,424 And gets plenty Of sleep. And gets plenty Of sleep.
450 00:29:52,424 00:29:56,929 No, like, What's the point Of reading lies? No, like, What's the point Of reading lies?
451 00:29:56,929 00:29:59,932 It teaches kids To eat all their food It teaches kids To eat all their food
452 00:29:59,932 00:30:02,935 And go to bed When they're supposed to And go to bed When they're supposed to
453 00:30:02,935 00:30:06,538 And not cry when mean Cabooses and boxcars And not cry when mean Cabooses and boxcars
454 00:30:06,538 00:30:08,140 Make fun of them. Make fun of them.
455 00:30:09,008 00:30:11,010 This is so stupid, man. This is so stupid, man.
456 00:30:11,010 00:30:13,745 Are you ready To go to bed yet? Are you ready To go to bed yet?
457 00:30:13,745 00:30:16,782 I'm not even Wrinkled up yet. I'm not even Wrinkled up yet.
458 00:30:16,782 00:30:18,584 Keep reading. Keep reading.
459 00:30:23,122 00:30:25,524 "I will never be Big enug "I will never be Big enug
460 00:30:25,524 00:30:28,727 To pull anything But silly old mail cars, To pull anything But silly old mail cars,
461 00:30:28,727 00:30:30,462 Sobed huffy." Sobed huffy."
462 00:30:31,898 00:30:33,732 "Sob... "Sob...
463 00:30:33,732 00:30:35,167 "Sob-bed... "Sob-bed...
464 00:30:35,167 00:30:38,270 So-bob-ed huf-- So-bob-ed huffy." So-bob-ed huf-- So-bob-ed huffy."
465 00:30:41,607 00:30:43,109 Ahem. Ahem.
466 00:30:46,045 00:30:48,480 Where are you going? Where are you going?
467 00:30:50,316 00:30:51,383 Shh. Shh.
468 00:30:56,488 00:30:58,958 I'm going to investigate Mitchell's garage. I'm going to investigate Mitchell's garage.
469 00:30:58,958 00:31:01,560 Dennis has been Fooling around With paint, Dennis has been Fooling around With paint,
470 00:31:01,560 00:31:03,362 And I'm going to Prove it. And I'm going to Prove it.
471 00:31:03,362 00:31:06,899 Aren't you taking this A bit far, george? Aren't you taking this A bit far, george?
472 00:31:06,899 00:31:09,535 He's only a boy. He's only a boy.
473 00:32:05,324 00:32:06,925 Kids. Kids.
474 00:32:08,827 00:32:10,162 Oh! Oh!
475 00:32:19,438 00:32:20,639 Ah! Ah!
476 00:32:23,542 00:32:26,945 Oh, g.D. Wading pool! Oh, g.D. Wading pool!
477 00:32:31,717 00:32:32,985 Ow! Ow!
478 00:32:32,985 00:32:34,186 Oh. Oh.
479 00:32:37,323 00:32:38,624 That's it. That's it.
480 00:33:36,582 00:33:40,319 Gee, I guess Those kids took off. Gee, I guess Those kids took off.
481 00:33:45,624 00:33:47,059 Ohh! Ohh!
482 00:33:47,059 00:33:48,694 Agghh. Agghh.
483 00:33:48,694 00:33:50,196 Ooh. Ooh.
484 00:33:52,631 00:33:54,800 Aah. Aah.
485 00:33:54,800 00:33:56,001 Aah. Aah.
486 00:33:56,001 00:33:58,204 I got him this time. I got him this time.
487 00:33:58,204 00:34:01,039 Mitchell can't deny it. Mitchell can't deny it.
488 00:34:13,085 00:34:15,154 Aah! Aah!
489 00:34:19,825 00:34:22,128 Sorry. Uh, good night. Sorry. Uh, good night.
490 00:34:28,300 00:34:30,736 He's only a boy, huh? He's only a boy, huh?
491 00:35:10,342 00:35:12,744 Hi, mrs. Wilson! Hi, mrs. Wilson!
492 00:35:12,744 00:35:15,281 Is mr. Wilson up yet? Is mr. Wilson up yet?
493 00:35:15,281 00:35:16,682 Not yet, dear. Not yet, dear.
494 00:35:16,682 00:35:19,585 How long do you think He's going to sleep? How long do you think He's going to sleep?
495 00:35:19,585 00:35:23,088 Not much longer. He's having his picture Taken this morning. Not much longer. He's having his picture Taken this morning.
496 00:35:23,088 00:35:24,190 For what? For what?
497 00:35:24,190 00:35:27,293 He's being honored For his garden. He's being honored For his garden.
498 00:35:27,293 00:35:31,297 Do you think He'll get mad If I run upstairs? Do you think He'll get mad If I run upstairs?
499 00:35:31,297 00:35:34,166 What do you want To go upstairs for? What do you want To go upstairs for?
500 00:35:34,166 00:35:35,767 I made him I made him
501 00:35:35,767 00:35:38,970 An "I'm sorry I shot paint On your chicken" card. An "I'm sorry I shot paint On your chicken" card.
502 00:35:38,970 00:35:40,272 That's very nice, Dennis. That's very nice, Dennis.
503 00:35:40,272 00:35:42,174 I'm kind of busy today, I'm kind of busy today,
504 00:35:42,174 00:35:45,277 So I won't have a chance To give it to him. So I won't have a chance To give it to him.
505 00:35:45,277 00:35:47,946 I have to go To margaret's house I have to go To margaret's house
506 00:35:47,946 00:35:49,348 'cause We're getting poor, 'cause We're getting poor,
507 00:35:49,348 00:35:51,350 And mom's Got a job now. And mom's Got a job now.
508 00:35:51,350 00:35:53,719 Could I leave it by His whisker cutter? Could I leave it by His whisker cutter?
509 00:35:53,719 00:35:56,188 That's where I leave my dad's "Sorry" cards. That's where I leave my dad's "Sorry" cards.
510 00:35:56,188 00:35:58,690 And it's a good time To say you're sorry, And it's a good time To say you're sorry,
511 00:35:58,690 00:36:00,892 'cause grown-up guys Are happy 'cause grown-up guys Are happy
512 00:36:00,892 00:36:02,294 When they wake up. When they wake up.
513 00:36:02,294 00:36:03,662 My dad's so happy, My dad's so happy,
514 00:36:03,662 00:36:06,265 He whistles When he goes To the bathroom. He whistles When he goes To the bathroom.
515 00:36:06,265 00:36:08,867 The only time He isn't happy Is sunday morning The only time He isn't happy Is sunday morning
516 00:36:08,867 00:36:10,369 When he and mom Wrestle. When he and mom Wrestle.
517 00:36:10,369 00:36:12,771 They like To be alone When they do that They like To be alone When they do that
518 00:36:12,771 00:36:15,974 'cause they take off Their shirts and Make funny noises. 'cause they take off Their shirts and Make funny noises.
519 00:36:15,974 00:36:17,609 Uh, you can go up Uh, you can go up
520 00:36:17,609 00:36:20,812 As long as you promise Not to disturb mr. Wilson. As long as you promise Not to disturb mr. Wilson.
521 00:36:20,812 00:36:22,481 I promise. I promise.
522 00:36:26,952 00:36:29,588 You know what, Mrs. Wilson? You know what, Mrs. Wilson?
523 00:36:29,588 00:36:30,589 What? What?
524 00:36:30,589 00:36:34,493 You're the nicest Old gal on the block. You're the nicest Old gal on the block.
525 00:37:31,883 00:37:33,785 Hello. Hello.
526 00:37:33,785 00:37:35,887 My name is mr... My name is mr...
527 00:37:35,887 00:37:37,389 Dennis. Dennis.
528 00:37:37,389 00:37:38,990 I'm the doctor. I'm the doctor.
529 00:37:38,990 00:37:40,892 Open up and say, "Ahh." Open up and say, "Ahh."
530 00:37:40,892 00:37:43,495 Ahh! Ahh!
531 00:37:48,767 00:37:51,570 Uh-oh. Uh-oh.
532 00:38:15,394 00:38:17,529 H-hello! H-hello!
533 00:38:24,836 00:38:27,806 M-mr. Wilson! M-mr. Wilson!
534 00:38:27,806 00:38:28,940 George. George.
535 00:38:28,940 00:38:30,342 Are you ready? Are you ready?
536 00:38:30,342 00:38:32,444 The photographer's here. The photographer's here.
537 00:38:35,180 00:38:38,183 I--I got a 9:30, You know, ma'am. I--I got a 9:30, You know, ma'am.
538 00:38:38,183 00:38:40,752 Yeah, he'll be out Any second. Yeah, he'll be out Any second.
539 00:38:40,752 00:38:42,788 Sorry. Sorry.
540 00:38:46,324 00:38:47,993 George? George?
541 00:38:53,098 00:38:55,801 That looks fine, Martha. That looks fine, Martha.
542 00:38:55,801 00:38:57,403 Leave it alone. Leave it alone.
543 00:38:58,336 00:39:00,171 Martha, step back. Martha, step back.
544 00:39:00,171 00:39:02,107 You're in the picture. You're in the picture.
545 00:39:04,776 00:39:06,111 Very good. Very good.
546 00:39:06,111 00:39:07,345 Now... Now...
547 00:39:07,345 00:39:09,448 Smile. Smile.
548 00:39:13,051 00:39:14,352 Wha-- Wha--
549 00:39:20,459 00:39:22,060 Can't get me! Can't get me!
550 00:39:22,060 00:39:23,429 Yeah, right! Yeah, right!
551 00:39:38,444 00:39:40,311 O.K., 1... O.K., 1...
552 00:39:40,311 00:39:41,513 2... 2...
553 00:39:42,714 00:39:43,815 3! 3!
554 00:40:00,899 00:40:02,901 Hey, you! Hey, you!
555 00:40:04,235 00:40:06,171 Yeah, you. Yeah, you.
556 00:40:06,171 00:40:07,172 Come here. Come here.
557 00:40:13,979 00:40:17,148 Don't believe I've seen you Around here before. Don't believe I've seen you Around here before.
558 00:40:17,148 00:40:20,752 Maybe that's 'cause I ain't never been Around here. Maybe that's 'cause I ain't never been Around here.
559 00:40:20,752 00:40:22,954 What are you up to, Buddy? What are you up to, Buddy?
560 00:40:22,954 00:40:24,155 What's it to you? What's it to you?
561 00:40:24,155 00:40:26,758 Now, look, I run a nice, Clean town here, Now, look, I run a nice, Clean town here,
562 00:40:26,758 00:40:28,960 And I don't want Any trouble. And I don't want Any trouble.
563 00:40:28,960 00:40:30,762 So my advice to you So my advice to you
564 00:40:30,762 00:40:33,398 Is just Follow the sun On out of here. Is just Follow the sun On out of here.
565 00:40:33,398 00:40:35,200 The reason I ain't moving on The reason I ain't moving on
566 00:40:35,200 00:40:38,436 Is 'cause you stopped To give me the breeze. Is 'cause you stopped To give me the breeze.
567 00:40:59,658 00:41:02,460 If you put The toy store On the third level, If you put The toy store On the third level,
568 00:41:02,460 00:41:06,264 People have to go Through two other Levels to get there, People have to go Through two other Levels to get there,
569 00:41:06,264 00:41:07,599 And... Mm-hmm. And... Mm-hmm.
570 00:41:13,304 00:41:15,507 Can I call you back? Can I call you back?
571 00:41:18,243 00:41:19,978 Hi, mom. Hi, mom.
572 00:41:19,978 00:41:21,312 Good morning. Good morning.
573 00:41:21,312 00:41:24,583 I hear you're Trying to beg off The oklahoma city trip. I hear you're Trying to beg off The oklahoma city trip.
574 00:41:24,583 00:41:27,085 I asked that It be rescheduled. I asked that It be rescheduled.
575 00:41:27,085 00:41:30,021 Have a cub scout meeting Or something? Have a cub scout meeting Or something?
576 00:41:30,021 00:41:32,624 My husband has a trip At the same time. My husband has a trip At the same time.
577 00:41:32,624 00:41:34,425 His was scheduled Before mine. His was scheduled Before mine.
578 00:41:34,425 00:41:36,828 So... If you travel At the same time, So... If you travel At the same time,
579 00:41:36,828 00:41:40,298 There's no one To watch your kid. That's the problem? There's no one To watch your kid. That's the problem?
580 00:41:40,298 00:41:42,934 It's not a problem Per se. It's not a problem Per se.
581 00:41:42,934 00:41:45,937 Good. Because If you want to Blow off your trip, Good. Because If you want to Blow off your trip,
582 00:41:45,937 00:41:48,540 I'm the one Who has to cover For you. I'm the one Who has to cover For you.
583 00:41:48,540 00:41:50,942 And I have plans I can't break. And I have plans I can't break.
584 00:41:50,942 00:41:53,144 I don't have kids, But, uh... I don't have kids, But, uh...
585 00:41:53,144 00:41:55,080 I do have a life. I do have a life.
586 00:41:56,247 00:41:57,783 I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
587 00:41:59,184 00:42:03,054 I'm just not going to Be able to help you. I'm just not going to Be able to help you.
588 00:42:07,793 00:42:09,527 God. God.
589 00:42:10,562 00:42:11,797 O.K. O.K.
590 00:42:11,797 00:42:13,799 Who do we call first? Who do we call first?
591 00:42:13,799 00:42:16,134 Well, let's start With the as. Well, let's start With the as.
592 00:42:16,134 00:42:17,302 Vicki? Vicki?
593 00:42:17,302 00:42:19,304 You call. No, you call. You call. No, you call.
594 00:42:21,472 00:42:22,808 Hello? Hello?
595 00:42:22,808 00:42:23,609 Hi. Hi.
596 00:42:23,609 00:42:25,210 Hi. This is, uh... Hi. This is, uh...
597 00:42:25,210 00:42:26,578 Uh, mrs. Mitchell. Uh, mrs. Mitchell.
598 00:42:33,418 00:42:34,920 Hi. Alice mitchell. Hi. Alice mitchell.
599 00:42:36,588 00:42:38,356 Hi. Alice mitchell. Hi. Alice mitchell.
600 00:42:38,356 00:42:39,557 No. No.
601 00:42:42,694 00:42:45,030 Hi. This is Henry mitchell. Hi. This is Henry mitchell.
602 00:42:47,432 00:42:49,635 Hi. This is Henry mitchell. Hi. This is Henry mitchell.
603 00:43:04,916 00:43:06,985 You call. You call. You call. You call.
604 00:43:20,331 00:43:22,668 Hey, mr. Wilson! Hey, mr. Wilson!
605 00:43:22,668 00:43:25,070 I'm sleeping At your joint! I'm sleeping At your joint!
606 00:43:28,073 00:43:30,709 I brought you Some grasshoppers. I brought you Some grasshoppers.
607 00:43:30,709 00:43:32,911 Ah, you Shouldn't have. Ah, you Shouldn't have.
608 00:43:32,911 00:43:35,847 I'll take them, dear. I'll take them, dear.
609 00:43:35,847 00:43:39,150 Thank you so much, Martha. George. Thank you so much, Martha. George.
610 00:43:39,150 00:43:40,551 It's our pleasure. It's our pleasure.
611 00:43:40,551 00:43:41,853 You saved our lives. You saved our lives.
612 00:43:41,853 00:43:43,254 Save two, lose one. Save two, lose one.
613 00:43:43,254 00:43:45,891 I'll call you Just as soon As I arrive. I'll call you Just as soon As I arrive.
614 00:43:45,891 00:43:47,492 Do you have Our number? Do you have Our number?
615 00:43:47,492 00:43:49,494 No, don't worry About a thing. No, don't worry About a thing.
616 00:43:49,494 00:43:50,896 I brought My own pillow I brought My own pillow
617 00:43:50,896 00:43:53,965 So I don't Get my spit All over yours. So I don't Get my spit All over yours.
618 00:43:53,965 00:43:56,301 Thank you, dear. Thank you, dear.
619 00:43:56,301 00:43:57,568 Honey... Honey...
620 00:43:57,568 00:44:01,339 You be A good boy, o.K.? You be A good boy, o.K.?
621 00:44:01,339 00:44:03,141 Hey. You mind Your manners Hey. You mind Your manners
622 00:44:03,141 00:44:05,944 And listen To mr. And Mrs. Wilson. And listen To mr. And Mrs. Wilson.
623 00:44:05,944 00:44:06,945 Yep. Yep.
624 00:44:06,945 00:44:08,179 O.K. O.K.
625 00:44:10,115 00:44:11,516 Thanks again. Thanks again.
626 00:44:11,516 00:44:12,718 Thank you. Thank you.
627 00:44:14,319 00:44:15,687 Honey. Honey.
628 00:44:18,423 00:44:19,424 Bye-bye. Bye-bye.
629 00:44:19,424 00:44:20,859 Bring me Something good! Bring me Something good!
630 00:44:20,859 00:44:22,527 Bye, sweetheart! Bye, sweetheart!
631 00:44:22,527 00:44:24,730 Bye, dennis! Bye, dennis!
632 00:44:24,730 00:44:26,097 George. George.
633 00:44:26,097 00:44:29,467 Take dennis' suitcase up To the guest room, please. Take dennis' suitcase up To the guest room, please.
634 00:44:29,467 00:44:31,569 He's got arms. He's got arms.
635 00:44:31,569 00:44:33,805 Don't start, dear. Don't start, dear.
636 00:44:34,873 00:44:36,942 You know, mr. Wilson, You know, mr. Wilson,
637 00:44:36,942 00:44:38,977 You know why I'm not crying? You know why I'm not crying?
638 00:44:38,977 00:44:41,980 'Cause if I won't be Around my mom and dad, 'Cause if I won't be Around my mom and dad,
639 00:44:41,980 00:44:46,785 The only other person I want to be around Is you. The only other person I want to be around Is you.
640 00:44:47,853 00:44:51,990 I can't tell you How deeply moved I am. I can't tell you How deeply moved I am.
641 00:45:17,682 00:45:19,284 Don't do that, please. Don't do that, please.
642 00:45:19,284 00:45:20,285 What? What?
643 00:45:20,285 00:45:21,286 The cord. The cord.
644 00:45:21,286 00:45:23,221 Stop that tapping. Stop that tapping.
645 00:45:27,258 00:45:30,862 Gosh. There's Not a lot to do Around the house Gosh. There's Not a lot to do Around the house
646 00:45:30,862 00:45:33,731 When it's Raining out. When it's Raining out.
647 00:45:33,731 00:45:35,333 Want to play cards? Want to play cards?
648 00:45:35,333 00:45:36,835 No. No.
649 00:45:36,835 00:45:40,205 Do you want to put on Your old navy suit Do you want to put on Your old navy suit
650 00:45:40,205 00:45:41,606 And play war? And play war?
651 00:45:41,606 00:45:43,174 Mmm... Mmm...
652 00:45:51,649 00:45:53,551 Is that pirate's gold? Is that pirate's gold?
653 00:45:53,551 00:45:55,053 No. No.
654 00:45:55,053 00:45:56,587 Is it real valuable? Is it real valuable?
655 00:45:56,587 00:45:58,423 Yes. Yes.
656 00:45:58,423 00:46:01,692 Is that why you keep it In your safe? Is that why you keep it In your safe?
657 00:46:01,692 00:46:02,894 Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
658 00:46:04,129 00:46:08,066 How come that safe Looks like books? How come that safe Looks like books?
659 00:46:08,066 00:46:11,069 How come you ask So many questions? How come you ask So many questions?
660 00:46:11,069 00:46:14,005 I've only been around For five years. I've only been around For five years.
661 00:46:14,005 00:46:16,574 There's a lot of stuff I don't know. There's a lot of stuff I don't know.
662 00:46:16,574 00:46:18,176 Hmm... Hmm...
663 00:46:19,777 00:46:21,779 The safe Looks like books The safe Looks like books
664 00:46:21,779 00:46:24,782 So that if a thief Does come in, So that if a thief Does come in,
665 00:46:24,782 00:46:26,451 He won't Recognize it. He won't Recognize it.
666 00:46:26,451 00:46:28,186 Is the thief a robber? Is the thief a robber?
667 00:46:28,186 00:46:29,054 Yes. Yes.
668 00:46:29,054 00:46:31,122 Have you ever Had a robber here? Have you ever Had a robber here?
669 00:46:31,122 00:46:32,057 No. No.
670 00:46:32,057 00:46:34,725 What's the combination To your lock? What's the combination To your lock?
671 00:46:34,725 00:46:35,827 Hah! Hah!
672 00:46:35,827 00:46:38,329 You're the last person In the world You're the last person In the world
673 00:46:38,329 00:46:39,330 I'd tell that to. I'd tell that to.
674 00:46:39,330 00:46:41,933 You got it wrote down Someplace? You got it wrote down Someplace?
675 00:46:41,933 00:46:43,534 It's in my head. It's in my head.
676 00:46:43,534 00:46:44,903 What's that mean? What's that mean?
677 00:46:44,903 00:46:47,805 It means I know it. I remember it. It means I know it. I remember it.
678 00:46:47,805 00:46:49,307 What if you forget it? What if you forget it?
679 00:46:49,307 00:46:51,676 I won't forget it. It's a familiar number. I won't forget it. It's a familiar number.
680 00:46:51,676 00:46:52,944 I won't forget it. I won't forget it.
681 00:46:52,944 00:46:54,245 What's that mean? What's that mean?
682 00:46:54,245 00:46:57,782 It means it's a number That I use all the time, It means it's a number That I use all the time,
683 00:46:57,782 00:46:59,885 So I won't forget it. So I won't forget it.
684 00:46:59,885 00:47:02,487 I use it all the time. I use it all the time.
685 00:47:02,487 00:47:04,489 Bet I know what it is. Bet I know what it is.
686 00:47:04,489 00:47:05,891 I doubt that. I doubt that.
687 00:47:05,891 00:47:07,492 Bet it's your address. Bet it's your address.
688 00:47:08,493 00:47:09,895 Know how I know? Know how I know?
689 00:47:09,895 00:47:12,297 My friend's got a lock On his bike, My friend's got a lock On his bike,
690 00:47:12,297 00:47:14,900 And he uses his address For the combination And he uses his address For the combination
691 00:47:14,900 00:47:16,301 So he don't forget. So he don't forget.
692 00:47:16,301 00:47:18,503 You're just as smart As him. You're just as smart As him.
693 00:47:18,503 00:47:19,337 He. He.
694 00:47:19,337 00:47:21,506 You got everything Figured out, You got everything Figured out,
695 00:47:21,506 00:47:22,908 Don't you, mr. Wilson? Don't you, mr. Wilson?
696 00:47:22,908 00:47:25,911 Yeah, but I haven't Figured out yet Yeah, but I haven't Figured out yet
697 00:47:25,911 00:47:30,515 How to get my work done With you in the house. How to get my work done With you in the house.
698 00:47:31,516 00:47:33,985 That's a tough one. That's a tough one.
699 00:47:50,268 00:47:53,371 Are you wrinkled Enough yet, dennis? Are you wrinkled Enough yet, dennis?
700 00:47:55,273 00:47:56,107 Yep. Yep.
701 00:47:56,107 00:47:58,443 Do you want me To help you out? Do you want me To help you out?
702 00:47:58,443 00:48:02,547 Not unless you want to See what the stork saw. Not unless you want to See what the stork saw.
703 00:48:26,404 00:48:27,805 Cool! Cool!
704 00:48:27,805 00:48:30,708 Old faithful! Old faithful!
705 00:48:45,823 00:48:47,225 Hmm... Hmm...
706 00:49:36,974 00:49:38,976 How old is this bed? How old is this bed?
707 00:49:38,976 00:49:41,579 Uh, it belonged To my mother. Uh, it belonged To my mother.
708 00:49:41,579 00:49:42,980 What's she sleeping on? What's she sleeping on?
709 00:49:42,980 00:49:47,785 She's been gone For many years, dennis. She's been gone For many years, dennis.
710 00:49:47,785 00:49:49,020 On business? On business?
711 00:49:49,020 00:49:51,522 No. She's in heaven. No. She's in heaven.
712 00:49:51,522 00:49:56,161 Oh. There's an awful lot Of people in heaven, Oh. There's an awful lot Of people in heaven,
713 00:49:56,161 00:49:58,729 Especially old people. Especially old people.
714 00:50:09,874 00:50:11,876 How about if I recite How about if I recite
715 00:50:11,876 00:50:14,279 My favorite poem When I was your age? My favorite poem When I was your age?
716 00:50:14,279 00:50:16,881 Is it about Flowers and lambs? Is it about Flowers and lambs?
717 00:50:16,881 00:50:17,882 No. No.
718 00:50:17,882 00:50:19,217 O.K. O.K.
719 00:50:21,052 00:50:24,922 Wynken, blynken, And nod one night Wynken, blynken, And nod one night
720 00:50:24,922 00:50:27,925 Sailed off In a wooden shoe. Sailed off In a wooden shoe.
721 00:50:27,925 00:50:30,795 Sailed on a river Of crystal light Sailed on a river Of crystal light
722 00:50:30,795 00:50:34,565 Into a sea of dew. Into a sea of dew.
723 00:50:34,565 00:50:38,336 "Where are you going, And what do you wish?" "Where are you going, And what do you wish?"
724 00:50:38,336 00:50:41,372 The old moon Asked the three. The old moon Asked the three.
725 00:50:41,372 00:50:44,975 "We have come to fish For the herring fish "We have come to fish For the herring fish
726 00:50:44,975 00:50:47,212 "That live In this beautiful sea. "That live In this beautiful sea.
727 00:50:47,212 00:50:50,515 Nets of silver and gold Have we," Nets of silver and gold Have we,"
728 00:50:50,515 00:50:54,585 Said wynken, Blynken, and nod. Said wynken, Blynken, and nod.
729 00:50:54,585 00:50:58,123 Wynken and blynken Are two little eyes, Wynken and blynken Are two little eyes,
730 00:50:58,123 00:51:01,692 And nod is A little head, And nod is A little head,
731 00:51:01,692 00:51:06,097 And the wooden shoe That sailed the skies And the wooden shoe That sailed the skies
732 00:51:06,097 00:51:09,967 Is a wee one's Trundle bed. Is a wee one's Trundle bed.
733 00:51:09,967 00:51:12,970 Now shut your eyes While mother sings Now shut your eyes While mother sings
734 00:51:12,970 00:51:16,741 Of wonderful sights That be, Of wonderful sights That be,
735 00:51:16,741 00:51:20,178 And you shall see The beautiful things, And you shall see The beautiful things,
736 00:51:20,178 00:51:23,648 As you rock In the misty sea, As you rock In the misty sea,
737 00:51:23,648 00:51:28,052 Where the old shoe rocked The fishermen three-- Where the old shoe rocked The fishermen three--
738 00:51:28,052 00:51:29,487 Wynken... Wynken...
739 00:51:29,487 00:51:31,556 Blynken... Blynken...
740 00:51:31,556 00:51:34,459 And nod. And nod.
741 00:52:01,952 00:52:04,021 Aah! Aah!
742 00:52:04,021 00:52:08,193 Ooh... Ooh...
743 00:52:28,446 00:52:31,916 New pajamas. God bless him. New pajamas. God bless him.
744 00:52:50,635 00:52:53,471 Aah! Aah!
745 00:52:53,471 00:52:57,275 Poor thing. I wish He'd get that hernia fixed. Poor thing. I wish He'd get that hernia fixed.
746 00:53:24,569 00:53:26,103 Aah! Aah!
747 00:53:27,104 00:53:28,306 Aah! Aah!
748 00:53:57,668 00:54:01,238 George, Are you sleeping? George, Are you sleeping?
749 00:54:01,238 00:54:04,108 I was until You started yakking. I was until You started yakking.
750 00:54:04,108 00:54:05,643 I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
751 00:54:07,612 00:54:10,781 Was dennis In our bathroom? Was dennis In our bathroom?
752 00:54:10,781 00:54:12,249 Yes. Yes.
753 00:54:12,249 00:54:14,251 I think the little rat I think the little rat
754 00:54:14,251 00:54:16,654 Put mouthwash In my nasal spray Put mouthwash In my nasal spray
755 00:54:16,654 00:54:20,291 And toilet cleanser In my mouthwash. And toilet cleanser In my mouthwash.
756 00:54:20,291 00:54:23,994 Why would he Do something like that? Why would he Do something like that?
757 00:54:26,063 00:54:28,265 Must you ask? Must you ask?
758 00:54:32,036 00:54:34,672 Ruff! Shh! Be quiet. Ruff! Shh! Be quiet.
759 00:54:36,140 00:54:39,143 I recited a poem For dennis tonight I recited a poem For dennis tonight
760 00:54:39,143 00:54:43,648 That my mother Used to recite to me. That my mother Used to recite to me.
761 00:54:43,648 00:54:46,050 I remembered every word. I remembered every word.
762 00:54:47,952 00:54:52,890 In some tiny measure, My mother would be proud. In some tiny measure, My mother would be proud.
763 00:54:52,890 00:54:55,192 I passed something on. I passed something on.
764 00:54:55,192 00:54:57,728 It's 10:00, martha. It's 10:00, martha.
765 00:54:57,728 00:55:00,598 Don't start With the regrets. Don't start With the regrets.
766 00:55:04,702 00:55:07,905 I would have been A good mother. I would have been A good mother.
767 00:55:09,774 00:55:13,010 And I would have made A swell fireman. And I would have made A swell fireman.
768 00:55:26,624 00:55:28,225 Where are you going? Where are you going?
769 00:55:28,225 00:55:31,896 To make myself A cup of tea. To make myself A cup of tea.
770 00:55:34,599 00:55:38,202 I didn't decree that we Wouldn't have children, Martha. I didn't decree that we Wouldn't have children, Martha.
771 00:55:38,202 00:55:41,238 It was out of Both our hands. It was out of Both our hands.
772 00:55:41,238 00:55:43,908 This isn't about Having children This isn't about Having children
773 00:55:43,908 00:55:46,343 Or not having children, George. Or not having children, George.
774 00:55:46,343 00:55:49,447 You miss the point. You miss the point.
775 00:55:49,447 00:55:52,182 It's about... My... It's about... My...
776 00:55:52,182 00:55:54,752 Feeling something Very good... Feeling something Very good...
777 00:55:54,752 00:55:58,556 And not being able To tell you about it. And not being able To tell you about it.
778 00:56:39,063 00:56:40,064 Martha? Martha?
779 00:56:44,835 00:56:47,638 I didn't mean To hurt you. I didn't mean To hurt you.
780 00:56:48,873 00:56:52,242 I'm not terribly good With feelings and emotions. I'm not terribly good With feelings and emotions.
781 00:56:52,242 00:56:54,244 There are A lot of subjects There are A lot of subjects
782 00:56:54,244 00:56:56,313 I'd rather not bring up, I'd rather not bring up,
783 00:56:56,313 00:56:57,715 Let alone discuss. Let alone discuss.
784 00:56:57,715 00:57:01,552 I would have liked a son... Or a daughter. I would have liked a son... Or a daughter.
785 00:57:01,552 00:57:07,057 You couldn't fire The fatherly feelings in me... You couldn't fire The fatherly feelings in me...
786 00:57:07,057 00:57:09,426 Because they're not there. Because they're not there.
787 00:57:09,426 00:57:10,828 But that doesn't mean But that doesn't mean
788 00:57:10,828 00:57:14,031 My feelings for you Have gone cold. My feelings for you Have gone cold.
789 00:57:14,031 00:57:15,432 That'll never happen. That'll never happen.
790 00:57:15,432 00:57:17,935 You got all the love I have. You got all the love I have.
791 00:57:20,404 00:57:22,473 Remember this? Remember this?
792 00:57:22,473 00:57:23,941 Je t'aime. Je t'aime.
793 00:57:23,941 00:57:25,543 Je t'adore, Je t'adore,
794 00:57:25,543 00:57:27,678 Mon petite cherie. Mon petite cherie.
795 00:57:35,553 00:57:37,154 George. George.
796 00:57:50,635 00:57:53,470 Get out of here! Get out of here!
797 00:57:57,875 00:58:00,444 What are you Looking for now? What are you Looking for now?
798 00:58:00,444 00:58:03,047 Garden lanterns. Garden lanterns.
799 00:58:03,047 00:58:05,883 Holy smokes. You got to be pretty brave Holy smokes. You got to be pretty brave
800 00:58:05,883 00:58:08,218 To ride on a tiger In your underpants. To ride on a tiger In your underpants.
801 00:58:08,218 00:58:09,620 Put that away. Put that away.
802 00:58:09,620 00:58:10,988 That's not for kids. That's not for kids.
803 00:59:10,948 00:59:12,182 Martha, Martha,
804 00:59:12,182 00:59:15,519 Where are The g.D. Garden lanterns? Where are The g.D. Garden lanterns?
805 00:59:15,519 00:59:16,987 Aah! Aah!
806 00:59:20,557 00:59:22,259 Eyaah! Eyaah!
807 00:59:41,712 00:59:45,215 I think I better Go outside and play. I think I better Go outside and play.
808 01:00:04,034 01:00:05,803 Hello. Hello.
809 01:00:05,803 01:00:07,672 Hello, martha. Hello, martha.
810 01:00:07,672 01:00:09,239 It's alice. It's alice.
811 01:00:09,239 01:00:11,441 I'm still in oklahoma. I'm still in oklahoma.
812 01:00:11,441 01:00:12,542 Oh, dear. Oh, dear.
813 01:00:12,542 01:00:14,845 Yeah. There's A terrible storm. Yeah. There's A terrible storm.
814 01:00:14,845 01:00:16,947 My flight's Been canceled. My flight's Been canceled.
815 01:00:16,947 01:00:18,548 Till the weather clears, Till the weather clears,
816 01:00:18,548 01:00:21,051 I don't know What's going to happen. I don't know What's going to happen.
817 01:00:22,219 01:00:24,955 I know your party's tonight. I feel just terrible. I know your party's tonight. I feel just terrible.
818 01:00:24,955 01:00:27,457 I don't know What to do. I don't know What to do.
819 01:00:27,457 01:00:28,993 Don't worry About it. Don't worry About it.
820 01:00:28,993 01:00:31,461 You get home When you can. You get home When you can.
821 01:00:31,461 01:00:33,731 We'll be Just fine here. We'll be Just fine here.
822 01:00:33,731 01:00:35,332 What's george Going to say? What's george Going to say?
823 01:00:37,702 01:00:40,805 Over my dead body! Over my dead body!
824 01:00:40,805 01:00:43,874 This is The crowning moment Of my retired life. This is The crowning moment Of my retired life.
825 01:00:43,874 01:00:46,877 I'm not throwing it away For some ninny I'm not throwing it away For some ninny
826 01:00:46,877 01:00:49,313 Who can't Get her keister To the airport. Who can't Get her keister To the airport.
827 01:00:49,313 01:00:50,480 George wilson, George wilson,
828 01:00:50,480 01:00:52,883 You've no right To insult alice. You've no right To insult alice.
829 01:00:52,883 01:00:54,651 She can't help The weather. She can't help The weather.
830 01:00:54,651 01:00:56,787 It's just bad luck. It's just bad luck.
831 01:00:56,787 01:00:58,689 It's no one's fault. It's no one's fault.
832 01:00:58,689 01:01:00,490 A tragedy Of this magnitude A tragedy Of this magnitude
833 01:01:00,490 01:01:02,893 Has to be somebody's Fault, martha. Has to be somebody's Fault, martha.
834 01:01:02,893 01:01:04,428 It isn't a tragedy. It isn't a tragedy.
835 01:01:04,428 01:01:07,698 A little boy's Going to join us For a party. A little boy's Going to join us For a party.
836 01:01:07,698 01:01:10,901 If you want to Forsake your neighbors When they need help, If you want to Forsake your neighbors When they need help,
837 01:01:10,901 01:01:12,837 You do it alone. You do it alone.
838 01:01:12,837 01:01:14,905 Why is it When everyone else Why is it When everyone else
839 01:01:14,905 01:01:17,507 Feasts on The pleasures of life, Feasts on The pleasures of life,
840 01:01:17,507 01:01:18,976 I get the indigestion? I get the indigestion?
841 01:01:18,976 01:01:21,178 Because you're An old grump. Because you're An old grump.
842 01:01:37,527 01:01:41,131 We did a pretty good job. We did a pretty good job.
843 01:01:41,131 01:01:42,266 Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
844 01:01:42,266 01:01:46,070 Now we can order furniture And major appliances. Now we can order furniture And major appliances.
845 01:02:28,578 01:02:30,580 Just hold on, sal. Just hold on, sal.
846 01:02:30,580 01:02:32,682 Oh, my god, Hold it. Oh, my god, Hold it.
847 01:02:32,682 01:02:34,584 George. George.
848 01:02:34,584 01:02:36,020 Martha. Martha.
849 01:02:36,520 01:02:37,988 Well, dennis, Well, dennis,
850 01:02:37,988 01:02:39,589 Your mother Didn't arrive. Your mother Didn't arrive.
851 01:02:39,589 01:02:40,690 Nope. Nope.
852 01:02:40,690 01:02:41,992 Hi, george. Hi, george.
853 01:02:41,992 01:02:44,862 This is an important Event for me, dennis. This is an important Event for me, dennis.
854 01:02:44,862 01:02:45,996 I know. I know.
855 01:02:45,996 01:02:47,865 I don't want Any nonsense. I don't want Any nonsense.
856 01:02:47,865 01:02:50,134 You mind whatever Manners you have You mind whatever Manners you have
857 01:02:50,134 01:02:52,602 And don't make A pest of yourself. And don't make A pest of yourself.
858 01:02:52,602 01:02:54,204 Don't embarrass me. Don't embarrass me.
859 01:02:54,204 01:02:55,472 O.K. O.K.
860 01:02:57,341 01:02:59,776 Cheek pinchers. Cheek pinchers.
861 01:03:02,612 01:03:05,015 Look at the cute Little boy. Look at the cute Little boy.
862 01:03:05,015 01:03:06,884 Oh, look at this. Oh, look at this.
863 01:03:06,884 01:03:08,718 Oh, isn't he cute? Oh, isn't he cute?
864 01:03:08,718 01:03:11,221 Are you Our little host? Are you Our little host?
865 01:03:11,221 01:03:12,022 Oh, sugar! Oh, sugar!
866 01:03:12,022 01:03:14,224 The party's In the back. The party's In the back.
867 01:03:14,224 01:03:15,492 Ladies, girls, Ladies, girls,
868 01:03:15,492 01:03:17,494 The party's In the back. The party's In the back.
869 01:03:17,494 01:03:18,896 Thank you very much. Thank you very much.
870 01:03:18,896 01:03:21,498 It's just this way. Thank you. It's just this way. Thank you.
871 01:03:21,498 01:03:23,267 Don't embarrass me. Don't embarrass me.
872 01:03:27,704 01:03:29,639 Attention, everyone. Attention, everyone.
873 01:03:29,639 01:03:31,909 Gather over here, Please, Gather over here, Please,
874 01:03:31,909 01:03:33,310 And have a seat. And have a seat.
875 01:03:33,310 01:03:35,179 It's time to begin The ceremony. It's time to begin The ceremony.
876 01:03:35,179 01:03:37,747 All right, members, Don't be timid. All right, members, Don't be timid.
877 01:03:37,747 01:03:39,616 Plenty of seats Down front. Plenty of seats Down front.
878 01:03:39,616 01:03:43,053 Either side, Either side. Either side, Either side.
879 01:03:43,053 01:03:45,655 On behalf of The garden club... On behalf of The garden club...
880 01:03:45,655 01:03:47,324 Selection committee... Selection committee...
881 01:03:47,324 01:03:49,393 We would like To present... We would like To present...
882 01:03:49,393 01:03:50,694 George wilson. George wilson.
883 01:03:50,694 01:03:53,797 With this beautiful, Uh... With this beautiful, Uh...
884 01:03:53,797 01:03:55,299 What's that say? What's that say?
885 01:03:55,299 01:03:57,267 "Plague"? What Does that mean? "Plague"? What Does that mean?
886 01:03:57,267 01:03:59,403 Let me have Your glasses. Let me have Your glasses.
887 01:03:59,403 01:04:00,537 No, no. No, no.
888 01:04:02,139 01:04:04,608 Oh. Plaque. Oh. Plaque.
889 01:04:04,608 01:04:06,310 Come on up, george. Come on up, george.
890 01:04:11,815 01:04:13,817 Thank you, everyone. Thank you. Thank you, everyone. Thank you.
891 01:04:13,817 01:04:15,252 I am honored. I am honored.
892 01:04:15,252 01:04:18,188 I will cherish this Forever. I will cherish this Forever.
893 01:04:19,356 01:04:22,726 40 years ago, When I started this garden, 40 years ago, When I started this garden,
894 01:04:22,726 01:04:25,462 I planted a seed. I planted a seed.
895 01:04:25,462 01:04:28,032 From that tiny seed From that tiny seed
896 01:04:28,032 01:04:31,068 Grew this grand plant. Grew this grand plant.
897 01:04:32,869 01:04:36,773 Tonight, for the first And only time Tonight, for the first And only time
898 01:04:36,773 01:04:38,375 In its entire life, In its entire life,
899 01:04:38,375 01:04:40,010 It will blossom. It will blossom.
900 01:04:40,010 01:04:41,979 As we await This glorious moment, As we await This glorious moment,
901 01:04:41,979 01:04:46,116 Martha and I invite you To have some dessert And coffee with us. Martha and I invite you To have some dessert And coffee with us.
902 01:04:48,585 01:04:49,819 Congratulations. Congratulations.
903 01:04:49,819 01:04:51,388 Thank you. Thank you.
904 01:05:01,031 01:05:03,600 Michelle, would you Bring the coffee? Michelle, would you Bring the coffee?
905 01:05:10,340 01:05:12,142 What's that? What's that?
906 01:05:13,410 01:05:14,711 Now, george... Now, george...
907 01:05:14,711 01:05:16,680 Now, don't start, George. Now, don't start, George.
908 01:05:16,680 01:05:17,747 Uh... Uh...
909 01:05:17,747 01:05:19,283 Michelle, could you Get somebody Michelle, could you Get somebody
910 01:05:19,283 01:05:22,619 To come And clear this away? To come And clear this away?
911 01:05:24,021 01:05:26,623 I made a mistake? I made a mistake?
912 01:06:30,154 01:06:32,022 Ohh. Ooh. Ohh. Ohh. Ooh. Ohh.
913 01:06:34,958 01:06:37,294 Ohh... Ohh...
914 01:07:10,627 01:07:13,029 Ahh! Ohh! Ohh! Ahh! Ohh! Ohh!
915 01:07:17,701 01:07:19,703 Ohh! Ahh! Ooh! Ohh! Ahh! Ooh!
916 01:07:19,703 01:07:22,106 Mr. Wilson! Mr. Wilson!
917 01:07:22,106 01:07:23,173 What? What? What? What?
918 01:07:23,173 01:07:25,742 Somebody robbed Your house! Somebody robbed Your house!
919 01:07:32,816 01:07:34,684 Uhh... Uhh...
920 01:07:48,064 01:07:51,701 40 years down the drain. 40 years down the drain.
921 01:07:52,902 01:07:54,304 Eyaah! Eyaah!
922 01:08:07,251 01:08:08,985 You're a pest, You're a pest,
923 01:08:08,985 01:08:10,854 A menace, A menace,
924 01:08:10,854 01:08:12,856 A selfish, Spoiled little boy, A selfish, Spoiled little boy,
925 01:08:12,856 01:08:15,459 And I've No use for you. And I've No use for you.
926 01:08:15,459 01:08:17,461 You took Something from me You took Something from me
927 01:08:17,461 01:08:19,863 That I can Never get back, That I can Never get back,
928 01:08:19,863 01:08:22,999 Something that Means more to me Than you ever will. Something that Means more to me Than you ever will.
929 01:08:22,999 01:08:24,368 You understand? You understand?
930 01:08:24,368 01:08:26,403 I don't want To see you. I don't want To see you.
931 01:08:26,403 01:08:29,005 I don't want To know you. I don't want To know you.
932 01:08:29,005 01:08:31,208 Get out of my way. Get out of my way.
933 01:08:34,010 01:08:37,547 I'm sorry, mr. Wilson. I'm sorry, mr. Wilson.
934 01:08:37,547 01:08:39,616 All right, everybody, Party's over. All right, everybody, Party's over.
935 01:08:39,616 01:08:40,917 Go on home. Go on home.
936 01:08:40,917 01:08:42,719 I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
937 01:09:27,697 01:09:29,065 Martha! Martha!
938 01:09:29,065 01:09:30,734 Oh, my god. Oh, my god.
939 01:09:32,202 01:09:34,738 Where's dennis? Where's dennis?
940 01:10:18,081 01:10:21,084 So joey hasn't Seen him all night? So joey hasn't Seen him all night?
941 01:10:21,084 01:10:22,252 Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
942 01:10:22,252 01:10:23,487 O.K. O.K.
943 01:10:23,487 01:10:26,690 If he shows up, Please call me. If he shows up, Please call me.
944 01:10:26,690 01:10:28,725 Yeah, bye. Yeah, bye.
945 01:10:34,864 01:10:37,434 Did you call The wades? Did you call The wades?
946 01:10:37,434 01:10:41,505 Yes, but that's The last place He'd go. Yes, but that's The last place He'd go.
947 01:10:46,810 01:10:50,414 Don't you ever Come back here again! Don't you ever Come back here again!
948 01:10:50,414 01:10:52,482 He's a menace. He's a menace.
949 01:10:53,417 01:10:55,452 Turn that off! Turn that off!
950 01:10:55,452 01:10:58,154 Don't make a pest Of yourself, Don't make a pest Of yourself,
951 01:10:58,154 01:11:00,424 And don't embarrass me. And don't embarrass me.
952 01:11:00,424 01:11:02,426 I don't want To know you. I don't want To know you.
953 01:11:02,426 01:11:04,428 I don't want To see you. I don't want To see you.
954 01:11:04,428 01:11:06,663 Get out of my way. Get out of my way.
955 01:11:19,509 01:11:22,178 These woods are Pretty scary At night. These woods are Pretty scary At night.
956 01:11:22,178 01:11:25,181 I'm sure glad I ran into A grownup. I'm sure glad I ran into A grownup.
957 01:11:25,181 01:11:27,183 It'll work out Real nice. It'll work out Real nice.
958 01:11:27,183 01:11:29,052 You can be My hostage. You can be My hostage.
959 01:11:29,052 01:11:30,420 Cool! Cool!
960 01:11:30,420 01:11:34,324 I can only be Your hostage Till tomorrow. I can only be Your hostage Till tomorrow.
961 01:11:34,324 01:11:37,060 I have church In the morning. I have church In the morning.
962 01:11:38,462 01:11:40,630 You ain't Going to church. You ain't Going to church.
963 01:11:40,630 01:11:44,401 You and me are catching The midnight train Out of here. You and me are catching The midnight train Out of here.
964 01:11:44,401 01:11:45,669 Really? Really?
965 01:11:45,669 01:11:48,271 We'd better stop At my house first We'd better stop At my house first
966 01:11:48,271 01:11:50,273 To tell My mom and dad, To tell My mom and dad,
967 01:11:50,273 01:11:51,675 Or else They'll worry. Or else They'll worry.
968 01:11:51,675 01:11:54,678 I have to get Clean underwear And my camera, I have to get Clean underwear And my camera,
969 01:11:54,678 01:11:58,448 And I have to Tell my parents To feed my fish-- And I have to Tell my parents To feed my fish--
970 01:11:58,448 01:11:59,816 Some sunblock And vitamins Some sunblock And vitamins
971 01:11:59,816 01:12:02,586 And stuff To play with On the train. And stuff To play with On the train.
972 01:12:02,586 01:12:05,288 Put a cork in it. You're giving me A headache. Put a cork in it. You're giving me A headache.
973 01:12:05,288 01:12:07,156 I don't have A cork. I don't have A cork.
974 01:12:07,156 01:12:08,492 Shut your mouth. Shut your mouth.
975 01:12:08,492 01:12:11,294 I can't 'cause My nose is stuffy. I can't 'cause My nose is stuffy.
976 01:12:11,294 01:12:13,697 If I shut my mouth, I can't breathe good. If I shut my mouth, I can't breathe good.
977 01:12:13,697 01:12:15,899 Then keep Your mouth open, Then keep Your mouth open,
978 01:12:15,899 01:12:17,166 But don't talk. But don't talk.
979 01:12:17,166 01:12:19,569 Where do you Put the cork Where do you Put the cork
980 01:12:19,569 01:12:22,171 When you put A cork in it? When you put A cork in it?
981 01:12:22,171 01:12:24,441 Didn't I ask you To shut your yap? Didn't I ask you To shut your yap?
982 01:12:24,441 01:12:26,910 What's a yap? What's a yap?
983 01:12:26,910 01:12:28,845 It's your mouth. It's your mouth.
984 01:12:28,845 01:12:32,048 I can't shut my mouth 'cause my nose Is stuffy. I can't shut my mouth 'cause my nose Is stuffy.
985 01:12:32,048 01:12:33,550 Shut up! Shut up!
986 01:12:42,091 01:12:45,228 I have One more question. I have One more question.
987 01:12:45,228 01:12:47,864 What? What?
988 01:12:47,864 01:12:51,067 What does a hostage Have to do? What does a hostage Have to do?
989 01:12:51,067 01:12:52,201 Nothing. Nothing.
990 01:12:52,201 01:12:53,803 How come You need one? How come You need one?
991 01:12:53,803 01:12:57,106 In case The cops show up. In case The cops show up.
992 01:12:57,106 01:12:58,808 Do I get To use a gun? Do I get To use a gun?
993 01:12:58,808 01:13:01,745 You get to stand In front of me You get to stand In front of me
994 01:13:01,745 01:13:04,347 In case the cops Use a gun. In case the cops Use a gun.
995 01:13:04,347 01:13:06,282 I've got a slingshot. I've got a slingshot.
996 01:13:06,282 01:13:08,452 Swell. Swell.
997 01:13:08,452 01:13:12,522 I'm a real good shot. You want to see? I'm a real good shot. You want to see?
998 01:13:12,522 01:13:14,123 Excuse me, mister. Excuse me, mister.
999 01:13:14,123 01:13:15,792 Do you want to see? Do you want to see?
1000 01:13:17,561 01:13:20,664 Mister, can you watch me For a minute? Mister, can you watch me For a minute?
1001 01:13:23,533 01:13:25,802 I'll tell you When to look. I'll tell you When to look.
1002 01:13:34,978 01:13:36,112 Look! Look!
1003 01:13:39,282 01:13:42,852 Your fire's Getting puny. Your fire's Getting puny.
1004 01:13:44,053 01:13:47,390 When my dad Makes a fire And it gets puny, When my dad Makes a fire And it gets puny,
1005 01:13:47,390 01:13:49,759 He wiggles it around And it gets bigger. He wiggles it around And it gets bigger.
1006 01:14:01,538 01:14:03,473 Uhh. Ohh. Uhh. Ohh.
1007 01:14:08,011 01:14:09,145 Aah! Aah!
1008 01:14:09,145 01:14:10,714 Wha-ah-aah! Wha-ah-aah!
1009 01:14:20,456 01:14:21,658 Whoa! Whoa!
1010 01:14:35,038 01:14:36,573 Dennis! Dennis!
1011 01:14:47,517 01:14:48,985 Dennis! Dennis!
1012 01:14:51,320 01:14:53,322 I'm sorry You're not having I'm sorry You're not having
1013 01:14:53,322 01:14:55,525 A very fun Camping trip. A very fun Camping trip.
1014 01:14:56,459 01:14:59,863 Nobody shoots a marble At my head Nobody shoots a marble At my head
1015 01:14:59,863 01:15:02,231 And sets my pants On fire. And sets my pants On fire.
1016 01:15:02,231 01:15:04,233 That was an accident. That was an accident.
1017 01:15:04,233 01:15:07,470 There ain't going to be No more accidents. There ain't going to be No more accidents.
1018 01:15:07,470 01:15:09,205 Turn around! Turn around!
1019 01:15:19,482 01:15:22,085 You're doing it wrong. You're doing it wrong.
1020 01:15:22,085 01:15:23,052 Get lost. Get lost.
1021 01:15:23,052 01:15:26,956 I tied up Lots of guys In my life. I tied up Lots of guys In my life.
1022 01:15:26,956 01:15:29,358 You never tied up A 5-year-old. You never tied up A 5-year-old.
1023 01:15:29,358 01:15:30,827 I'll just get out. I'll just get out.
1024 01:15:30,827 01:15:33,630 I'll make this rope so tight, You won't be able to move. I'll make this rope so tight, You won't be able to move.
1025 01:15:33,630 01:15:36,633 The rope's too big, And my legs Are too small. The rope's too big, And my legs Are too small.
1026 01:15:36,633 01:15:38,902 There's only One way to do it. There's only One way to do it.
1027 01:15:38,902 01:15:41,504 Lots of people have Tried to tie me up, Lots of people have Tried to tie me up,
1028 01:15:41,504 01:15:42,906 But it doesn't work. But it doesn't work.
1029 01:15:42,906 01:15:44,774 But you Try your way. But you Try your way.
1030 01:15:44,774 01:15:46,375 I'll just get out, I'll just get out,
1031 01:15:46,375 01:15:48,645 And you'll have To keep doing it. And you'll have To keep doing it.
1032 01:15:53,917 01:15:55,985 What do you do Different? What do you do Different?
1033 01:16:01,057 01:16:05,261 First you got to tie up Each leg by itself, First you got to tie up Each leg by itself,
1034 01:16:05,261 01:16:07,296 Then you tie them together. Then you tie them together.
1035 01:16:24,413 01:16:29,018 No matter how much I wiggle, I can't ever get out. No matter how much I wiggle, I can't ever get out.
1036 01:16:29,018 01:16:34,624 If you really don't want me To move at all... If you really don't want me To move at all...
1037 01:16:39,562 01:16:41,164 Bend down. Bend down.
1038 01:16:44,934 01:16:48,271 You can't get out of that At all, right? You can't get out of that At all, right?
1039 01:16:52,375 01:16:53,376 Nope. Nope.
1040 01:16:53,376 01:16:54,978 You tie me up Like that, You tie me up Like that,
1041 01:16:54,978 01:16:58,381 No matter How much I try, I can't ever get out. No matter How much I try, I can't ever get out.
1042 01:16:58,381 01:17:00,583 Thanks. Thanks.
1043 01:17:00,583 01:17:02,451 Now let me loose. Now let me loose.
1044 01:17:02,451 01:17:03,486 O.K. O.K.
1045 01:17:03,486 01:17:04,587 Get the handcuff key. Get the handcuff key.
1046 01:17:04,587 01:17:05,588 Where is it? Where is it?
1047 01:17:05,588 01:17:07,190 It's on my bag. It's on my bag.
1048 01:17:16,966 01:17:18,201 Ohh! Ohh!
1049 01:17:28,978 01:17:30,246 Oops. Oops.
1050 01:17:31,614 01:17:33,049 What? What?
1051 01:17:36,619 01:17:38,221 Dennis! Dennis!
1052 01:17:38,221 01:17:40,323 Dennis! Dennis!
1053 01:17:42,091 01:17:44,761 Dennis! Dennis!
1054 01:17:54,037 01:17:56,572 I'm going to Kill you, kid. I'm going to Kill you, kid.
1055 01:17:56,572 01:17:59,175 How? You can't even move. Open up. How? You can't even move. Open up.
1056 01:17:59,175 01:18:01,044 I ain't hungry! I ain't hungry!
1057 01:18:01,044 01:18:03,646 It's the only way To get the key. It's the only way To get the key.
1058 01:18:03,646 01:18:05,048 You can't waste food. You can't waste food.
1059 01:18:05,048 01:18:08,251 Plus you have To eat your dinner. Plus you have To eat your dinner.
1060 01:18:11,087 01:18:13,456 Come on, come on, Come on, come on. Come on, come on, Come on, come on.
1061 01:18:16,025 01:18:16,826 Come on. Come on.
1062 01:18:16,826 01:18:17,827 It's coming. It's coming.
1063 01:18:17,827 01:18:19,662 Come on, come on. Come on, come on.
1064 01:18:19,662 01:18:21,364 No! No!
1065 01:18:21,364 01:18:22,565 Ulp! Ulp!
1066 01:18:22,565 01:18:24,433 Aah! Aah!
1067 01:18:26,202 01:18:28,237 Too hot? Too hot?
1068 01:18:41,785 01:18:43,319 Uh-oh. Uh-oh.
1069 01:18:46,189 01:18:48,224 You must've Swallowed it. You must've Swallowed it.
1070 01:18:49,392 01:18:50,927 You little worm. You little worm.
1071 01:18:50,927 01:18:53,196 I swallowed My allowance once I swallowed My allowance once
1072 01:18:53,196 01:18:56,632 And had to wait A whole night To get it back. And had to wait A whole night To get it back.
1073 01:19:07,811 01:19:09,412 Dennis! Dennis!
1074 01:20:00,596 01:20:01,597 Firewood! Firewood!
1075 01:20:01,597 01:20:03,199 Bombs away! Bombs away!
1076 01:20:19,883 01:20:22,485 What a little lamb. What a little lamb.
1077 01:20:22,485 01:20:24,487 He must be exhausted. He must be exhausted.
1078 01:20:24,487 01:20:26,289 I better cover him up I better cover him up
1079 01:20:26,289 01:20:30,126 So he doesn't catch His death of cold. So he doesn't catch His death of cold.
1080 01:21:18,407 01:21:20,643 There we go. There we go.
1081 01:21:23,146 01:21:24,147 Hmm. Hmm.
1082 01:21:47,971 01:21:51,307 What's he got a purse for? What's he got a purse for?
1083 01:21:56,845 01:21:58,614 Holy smokes! Holy smokes!
1084 01:21:58,614 01:22:00,149 He's rich! He's rich!
1085 01:22:08,457 01:22:09,458 Yipes! Yipes!
1086 01:22:09,458 01:22:10,593 Aah! Aah!
1087 01:22:10,593 01:22:11,594 Aah! Aah!
1088 01:22:11,594 01:22:12,595 Aah! Aah!
1089 01:22:12,595 01:22:13,729 Aah! Aah!
1090 01:22:13,729 01:22:15,999 Don't worry, mister! Don't worry, mister!
1091 01:22:15,999 01:22:16,665 I got it! I got it!
1092 01:22:16,665 01:22:18,734 I got it! I got it!
1093 01:22:18,734 01:22:20,936 Aah! Aah!
1094 01:22:20,936 01:22:22,805 I got it! I got it!
1095 01:22:22,805 01:22:24,007 Aah! Aah!
1096 01:22:33,949 01:22:35,618 Ooh. Ooh.
1097 01:22:47,030 01:22:49,232 Dennis! Dennis!
1098 01:22:50,633 01:22:52,235 Dennis! Dennis!
1099 01:22:55,038 01:22:56,639 Dennis mitchell! Dennis mitchell!
1100 01:22:58,041 01:22:59,642 Dennis! Dennis!
1101 01:23:00,643 01:23:02,245 Mitchell! Mitchell!
1102 01:23:03,646 01:23:05,648 Dennis! Dennis!
1103 01:23:08,051 01:23:11,254 I've lost the only man I ever loved. I've lost the only man I ever loved.
1104 01:23:20,329 01:23:21,464 Aah! Aah!
1105 01:23:21,464 01:23:24,600 I'll get you Out of there! I'll get you Out of there!
1106 01:23:24,600 01:23:27,670 You shouldn't Jump in a river With handcuffs on, You shouldn't Jump in a river With handcuffs on,
1107 01:23:27,670 01:23:29,072 For gosh sakes! For gosh sakes!
1108 01:23:29,072 01:23:31,340 You could drown! You could drown!
1109 01:23:38,481 01:23:42,118 Hold on. I'm coming, I'm coming. Hold on. I'm coming, I'm coming.
1110 01:23:44,887 01:23:46,355 Hey, mister! Hey, mister!
1111 01:23:46,355 01:23:51,294 Good thing I know A lot about ropes, huh? Good thing I know A lot about ropes, huh?
1112 01:23:53,696 01:23:55,698 Yes, kid! Yes, kid!
1113 01:23:55,698 01:23:57,233 Ah, that's my boy! Ah, that's my boy!
1114 01:23:57,233 01:24:00,403 Mr. Wilson taught me How to tie knots. Mr. Wilson taught me How to tie knots.
1115 01:24:00,403 01:24:03,706 When I get you out, I'm going to bed. When I get you out, I'm going to bed.
1116 01:24:03,706 01:24:05,241 I'm beat. I'm beat.
1117 01:24:05,241 01:24:08,311 It must be All the fresh air. It must be All the fresh air.
1118 01:24:10,579 01:24:13,116 Hold on. I'm coming. Hold on. I'm coming.
1119 01:24:21,990 01:24:23,126 There you go. There you go.
1120 01:24:23,126 01:24:25,194 Now just Pull yourself in. Now just Pull yourself in.
1121 01:24:42,678 01:24:43,746 Hmm. Hmm.
1122 01:25:14,277 01:25:17,313 This is Mr. Wilson's gold. This is Mr. Wilson's gold.
1123 01:25:17,313 01:25:19,047 How come you got it? How come you got it?
1124 01:25:19,047 01:25:20,583 I stole it. I stole it.
1125 01:25:20,583 01:25:22,185 You're a robber? You're a robber?
1126 01:25:22,185 01:25:23,586 I'm a thief. I'm a thief.
1127 01:25:23,586 01:25:24,720 Uh-oh. Uh-oh.
1128 01:25:25,988 01:25:28,457 Say your prayers, Little rat! Say your prayers, Little rat!
1129 01:25:28,457 01:25:31,026 I can't. I didn't Take my bath yet. I can't. I didn't Take my bath yet.
1130 01:25:31,026 01:25:33,696 Have it your own way. Have it your own way.
1131 01:25:47,943 01:25:49,144 Uhh. Uhh.
1132 01:25:52,881 01:25:55,284 Aah! Aah!
1133 01:25:57,420 01:25:58,454 Ooh. Ooh.
1134 01:26:03,426 01:26:05,461 Aah! Aah!
1135 01:27:46,929 01:27:47,930 Martha! Martha!
1136 01:27:47,930 01:27:49,532 Mitchell! Mitchell!
1137 01:28:00,476 01:28:03,278 Hey, mr. Wilson! Hey, mr. Wilson!
1138 01:28:12,220 01:28:13,956 Ohh! Ohh!
1139 01:28:21,296 01:28:22,965 Guess what. Guess what.
1140 01:28:22,965 01:28:24,967 What? What?
1141 01:28:24,967 01:28:26,969 I got Your gold back. I got Your gold back.
1142 01:28:28,704 01:28:30,005 Dennis! Dennis!
1143 01:28:32,975 01:28:35,678 Mom! Dad! Mom! Dad!
1144 01:28:36,845 01:28:38,146 Oh, sweetheart! Oh, sweetheart!
1145 01:28:38,146 01:28:39,982 Thank god you're o.K. Thank god you're o.K.
1146 01:28:52,895 01:28:55,864 Help. Help.
1147 01:29:13,348 01:29:14,917 This is my buddy. This is my buddy.
1148 01:29:14,917 01:29:16,985 This is my pal. This is my pal.
1149 01:29:21,323 01:29:23,526 Ohh! Ow! Ohh! Ow!
1150 01:29:27,329 01:29:28,964 Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
1151 01:29:28,964 01:29:31,333 You can tell everybody In the big house You can tell everybody In the big house
1152 01:29:31,333 01:29:33,368 You've met Our dennis mitchell. You've met Our dennis mitchell.
1153 01:29:35,738 01:29:37,940 All right. Let's wrap it up. All right. Let's wrap it up.
1154 01:29:41,343 01:29:42,645 Mister. Mister.
1155 01:29:44,146 01:29:45,948 You forgot something. You forgot something.
1156 01:29:51,353 01:29:52,555 Dennis! Dennis!
1157 01:30:01,129 01:30:03,499 O.K. We're out of here. O.K. We're out of here.
1158 01:30:05,968 01:30:07,002 See you later! See you later!
1159 01:30:07,002 01:30:08,003 Bye! Bye!
1160 01:30:08,003 01:30:08,804 See ya! See ya!
1161 01:30:27,189 01:30:30,959 So guess what. I won't have to do Any more traveling. So guess what. I won't have to do Any more traveling.
1162 01:30:30,959 01:30:32,495 Oh, that's nice. Oh, that's nice.
1163 01:30:32,495 01:30:34,730 They want me to stay With the project here. They want me to stay With the project here.
1164 01:30:34,730 01:30:36,732 They agreed to start A day-care center. They agreed to start A day-care center.
1165 01:30:36,732 01:30:38,366 I can take dennis To work. I can take dennis To work.
1166 01:30:38,366 01:30:40,335 That's ridiculous! That's ridiculous!
1167 01:30:40,335 01:30:43,338 What the heck's he Going to do all day? What the heck's he Going to do all day?
1168 01:30:43,338 01:30:44,740 Don't be foolish. Don't be foolish.
1169 01:30:44,740 01:30:48,343 We're next door. We can watch him. We're next door. We can watch him.
1170 01:30:48,343 01:30:50,345 Of course. Of course.
1171 01:30:50,345 01:30:51,880 We'd love to. We'd love to.
1172 01:30:51,880 01:30:53,348 No. No. No. No.
1173 01:30:53,348 01:30:54,750 I don't think... I don't think...
1174 01:30:54,750 01:30:56,151 You have to remember You have to remember
1175 01:30:56,151 01:30:59,522 Back to all the times Dennis upset you. Back to all the times Dennis upset you.
1176 01:30:59,522 01:31:02,525 It's a new ballgame. I've learned some things. It's a new ballgame. I've learned some things.
1177 01:31:02,525 01:31:05,393 Kids are kids. Kids are kids.
1178 01:31:05,393 01:31:08,030 You have to play By their rules. You have to play By their rules.
1179 01:31:08,030 01:31:10,766 If you can't do that, You're headed for trouble. If you can't do that, You're headed for trouble.
1180 01:31:10,766 01:31:12,768 You have to Roll with the punches. You have to Roll with the punches.
1181 01:31:12,768 01:31:15,037 You have to Expect the unexpected. You have to Expect the unexpected.
1182 01:31:19,441 01:31:20,709 Aah! Aah!
1183 01:31:38,694 01:31:42,297 Aren't you supposed to Be in the day-care area Aren't you supposed to Be in the day-care area
1184 01:31:42,297 01:31:43,799 With The other children? With The other children?
1185 01:31:43,799 01:31:46,802 That's where I was, But I had to leave That's where I was, But I had to leave
1186 01:31:46,802 01:31:49,271 'cause the lady that Watches all the kids 'cause the lady that Watches all the kids
1187 01:31:49,271 01:31:52,808 Said if she Had to look at me For five more seconds, Said if she Had to look at me For five more seconds,
1188 01:31:52,808 01:31:54,977 She'd jump Out the window. She'd jump Out the window.
1189 01:31:54,977 01:31:55,811 Hmm. Hmm.
1190 01:31:55,811 01:31:57,813 She's a pretty nice lady, She's a pretty nice lady,
1191 01:31:57,813 01:32:00,549 So I wouldn't want her To do that. So I wouldn't want her To do that.
1192 01:32:02,384 01:32:04,820 Can I push the button? Can I push the button?
1193 01:32:04,820 01:32:08,190 No, because you don't know Which button to push. No, because you don't know Which button to push.
1194 01:32:21,203 01:32:23,238 It's this one. It's this one.
1195 01:32:23,238 01:32:24,873 Uh-oh. Uh-oh.
1196 01:32:24,873 01:32:26,742 Aah! Aah!
1197 01:32:28,443 01:32:30,713 Aah! Aah!
1198 01:32:32,080 01:32:35,217 I'm going to get That little kid. I'm going to get That little kid.
1199 01:32:35,217 01:32:36,218 Aah! Aah!
1200 01:32:36,218 01:32:39,955 Aah! Aah!
1201 01:32:39,955 01:32:41,323 Aah! Aah!
1202 01:32:41,323 01:32:43,525 Aah! Aah!
1203 01:32:43,525 01:32:46,829 Aah! Aah!