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1 00:00:02,250 00:00:08,766 ♪ ♪
2 00:00:08,790 00:00:10,706 Private event, sorry, folks! Private event, sorry, folks!
3 00:00:10,730 00:00:13,036 Private event, carvers only. Private event, carvers only.
4 00:00:13,060 00:00:15,376 It's a little night-before shindig for the competitors. It's a little night-before shindig for the competitors.
5 00:00:15,400 00:00:19,046 A chance for them to talk about the latest news, socialize. A chance for them to talk about the latest news, socialize.
6 00:00:19,070 00:00:21,916 I just pray we can get through this alive. I just pray we can get through this alive.
7 00:00:21,940 00:00:24,586 It's a little cocktail hour, that's all. It's a little cocktail hour, that's all.
8 00:00:24,610 00:00:26,986 You mix alcohol and wood, you get fire. You mix alcohol and wood, you get fire.
9 00:00:27,010 00:00:30,456 Okay, some of our competitors are unique, yes. Okay, some of our competitors are unique, yes.
10 00:00:30,480 00:00:32,126 But that's what makes But that's what makes
11 00:00:32,150 00:00:34,596 the Northern Alberta Carving Cup so special. the Northern Alberta Carving Cup so special.
12 00:00:34,620 00:00:37,396 God help us. God help us.
13 00:00:37,420 00:00:39,466 Whichever god you pray to. Whichever god you pray to.
14 00:00:39,490 00:00:49,700 ♪ ♪
15 00:00:52,200 00:00:56,316 Is this ink toxic? Is this ink toxic?
16 00:00:56,340 00:00:58,086 - Oh, hello, Frank! - Hey! - Oh, hello, Frank! - Hey!
17 00:00:58,110 00:01:00,086 Let's just verify that you're on the list Let's just verify that you're on the list
18 00:01:00,110 00:01:03,126 and we'll get Dennis here to set you up with your hand stamp. and we'll get Dennis here to set you up with your hand stamp.
19 00:01:03,150 00:01:05,156 Early bird as usual. Early bird as usual.
20 00:01:05,180 00:01:09,966 It says four o'clock on the invitation, Dennis. It says four o'clock on the invitation, Dennis.
21 00:01:09,990 00:01:12,836 Well, look at that. It's four o'clock. Well, look at that. It's four o'clock.
22 00:01:12,860 00:01:15,236 Yup. Yup.
23 00:01:15,260 00:01:16,966 How we coming along with that list, Barb? How we coming along with that list, Barb?
24 00:01:16,990 00:01:19,906 Just a few technical difficulties. Just a few technical difficulties.
25 00:01:19,930 00:01:21,576 There's no technical difficulties There's no technical difficulties
26 00:01:21,600 00:01:23,106 with good old paper. with good old paper.
27 00:01:23,130 00:01:24,706 No, no, that's the back up emergency paper list. No, no, that's the back up emergency paper list.
28 00:01:24,730 00:01:26,876 We are operating digitally this year. We are operating digitally this year.
29 00:01:26,900 00:01:30,916 Well, this seems like a little bit of an emergency, Well, this seems like a little bit of an emergency,
30 00:01:30,940 00:01:32,386 don't you think? don't you think?
31 00:01:32,410 00:01:33,680 Yes. Yes.
32 00:01:37,280 00:01:39,210 Oh, yes, see? There I am. Oh, yes, see? There I am.
33 00:01:40,620 00:01:42,620 Whoa, you made a mistake, Barb. Whoa, you made a mistake, Barb.
34 00:01:43,750 00:01:46,736 Or is this some kind of sick joke? Or is this some kind of sick joke?
35 00:01:46,760 00:01:51,406 It says here that Donald Sinclair is competing this year. It says here that Donald Sinclair is competing this year.
36 00:01:51,430 00:01:53,676 Don't you think that would be a little difficult, Don't you think that would be a little difficult,
37 00:01:53,700 00:01:55,276 him being dead and all? him being dead and all?
38 00:01:55,300 00:01:58,606 Ah! Oh, no, no, no, Frank. That's not a mistake, actually. Ah! Oh, no, no, no, Frank. That's not a mistake, actually.
39 00:01:58,630 00:02:01,500 That's his son, they have the same name. That's his son, they have the same name.
40 00:02:08,980 00:02:14,026 ♪ ♪
41 00:02:14,050 00:02:16,626 How do you lock the key inside? How do you lock the key inside?
42 00:02:16,650 00:02:19,636 Good evening, Barbara, Dennis. Good evening, Barbara, Dennis.
43 00:02:19,660 00:02:22,766 Allow me to introduce my lovely wife, Simran. Allow me to introduce my lovely wife, Simran.
44 00:02:22,790 00:02:24,906 - Very nice to meet you. - It's a pleasure. - Very nice to meet you. - It's a pleasure.
45 00:02:24,930 00:02:28,106 Speaking of pleasure, Amandeep, it is with great pleasure Speaking of pleasure, Amandeep, it is with great pleasure
46 00:02:28,130 00:02:30,006 that I welcome you to your very first that I welcome you to your very first
47 00:02:30,030 00:02:32,976 Carver's Night Before Mixer! Carver's Night Before Mixer!
48 00:02:33,000 00:02:34,746 Welcome carver! Welcome carver!
49 00:02:34,770 00:02:36,846 Oh, stop it, guys! Oh, stop it, guys!
50 00:02:36,870 00:02:38,856 Listen, it was just a matter of time. Listen, it was just a matter of time.
51 00:02:38,880 00:02:41,116 Being such a fan and all, you know? Being such a fan and all, you know?
52 00:02:41,140 00:02:44,056 We knew that eventually, I had to whet my bill! We knew that eventually, I had to whet my bill!
53 00:02:45,820 00:02:47,526 Well, enjoy your evening! Well, enjoy your evening!
54 00:02:47,550 00:02:49,126 Thank you. Thank you.
55 00:02:49,150 00:02:51,920 Babe, do you know who this is? Recognize the voice? Babe, do you know who this is? Recognize the voice?
56 00:02:53,720 00:02:56,536 This is the MC, Dennis! This is the MC, Dennis!
57 00:02:56,560 00:03:00,936 From that law firm commercial on the radio? AM 620? From that law firm commercial on the radio? AM 620?
58 00:03:00,960 00:03:03,546 Aman, come on. Aman, come on.
59 00:03:03,570 00:03:05,046 Will you just do it once for us? Will you just do it once for us?
60 00:03:05,070 00:03:08,346 Oh, please! I'm working right now, I can't. Oh, please! I'm working right now, I can't.
61 00:03:08,370 00:03:09,746 Please? Please?
62 00:03:11,940 00:03:13,286 Were you hurt in an accident? Were you hurt in an accident?
63 00:03:13,310 00:03:15,956 Well, we won't put a dent in your pocket, Well, we won't put a dent in your pocket,
64 00:03:15,980 00:03:18,756 because we only get paid... because we only get paid...
65 00:03:18,780 00:03:21,056 - When you win. - When you win. - When you win. - When you win.
66 00:03:21,080 00:03:25,296 Oh! Wow! Okay, that's where I recognized it from. Oh! Wow! Okay, that's where I recognized it from.
67 00:03:25,320 00:03:29,136 Yeah, they went bankrupt, but... Whatever. Yeah, they went bankrupt, but... Whatever.
68 00:03:29,160 00:03:32,160 I never really fully got paid, but good experience. I never really fully got paid, but good experience.
69 00:03:42,240 00:03:44,316 Mary Jane Olinyuk. Mary Jane Olinyuk.
70 00:03:44,340 00:03:45,716 Hi, yeah. Donald. Hi, yeah. Donald.
71 00:03:45,740 00:03:47,756 Ah, you're a virgin, right? Ah, you're a virgin, right?
72 00:03:47,780 00:03:49,386 I... I've had sex. I... I've had sex.
73 00:03:49,410 00:03:52,126 Oh, no, no, I mean first time competing in the competition. Oh, no, no, I mean first time competing in the competition.
74 00:03:52,150 00:03:54,656 I didn't mean, like, sex. Hah. I didn't mean, like, sex. Hah.
75 00:03:54,680 00:03:56,666 Jeez, Mary Jane. Don't make it weird. Jeez, Mary Jane. Don't make it weird.
76 00:03:56,690 00:03:58,796 Uh, yeah, it is my first time. Uh, yeah, it is my first time.
77 00:03:58,820 00:04:00,666 But you probably know my dad, Donald Sinclair. But you probably know my dad, Donald Sinclair.
78 00:04:00,690 00:04:02,790 Oh, no. He's dead. Oh, no. He's dead.
79 00:04:04,560 00:04:09,206 Yeah. He passed away shortly after last year's competition. Yeah. He passed away shortly after last year's competition.
80 00:04:09,230 00:04:12,176 Okay, uh, new topic. Come on, Mary Jane, pivot. Okay, uh, new topic. Come on, Mary Jane, pivot.
81 00:04:12,200 00:04:16,416 No more dead dad stuff. Umm... No more dead dad stuff. Umm...
82 00:04:16,440 00:04:19,286 - What was your name again? - My name's Donald. - What was your name again? - My name's Donald.
83 00:04:19,310 00:04:21,780 Oh, that's your dead dad's name, hey? Oh, that's your dead dad's name, hey?
84 00:04:37,590 00:04:38,906 Yeah, well... Yeah, well...
85 00:04:38,930 00:04:43,576 Um, you... your parents are both with us? Um, you... your parents are both with us?
86 00:04:43,600 00:04:45,116 Yeah, I mean, maybe... Yeah, I mean, maybe...
87 00:04:45,140 00:04:47,640 I haven't checked my phone all day, so probably. I haven't checked my phone all day, so probably.
88 00:04:50,670 00:04:52,386 Your name Donald? Your name Donald?
89 00:04:52,410 00:04:53,980 Never mind. Never mind.
90 00:04:56,810 00:04:58,650 Merganser. Merganser.
91 00:04:59,550 00:05:01,656 No, no, no. Canvasback. No, no, no. Canvasback.
92 00:05:01,680 00:05:02,866 Pardon me? Pardon me?
93 00:05:02,890 00:05:05,196 That's what you carved. I can tell. That's what you carved. I can tell.
94 00:05:05,220 00:05:06,536 From your energy. From your energy.
95 00:05:06,560 00:05:07,796 Oh, no, no. I'm not a carver. Oh, no, no. I'm not a carver.
96 00:05:07,820 00:05:09,406 I'm here supporting my boyfriend. I'm here supporting my boyfriend.
97 00:05:11,160 00:05:13,536 Well, if you ever decided to take the leap, Well, if you ever decided to take the leap,
98 00:05:13,560 00:05:15,536 I'm pretty sure that would be your first species. I'm pretty sure that would be your first species.
99 00:05:15,560 00:05:17,706 - Oh yeah? - Mm-hm. - Oh yeah? - Mm-hm.
100 00:05:17,730 00:05:18,816 That's if you have the fortitude. That's if you have the fortitude.
101 00:05:18,840 00:05:20,016 What do you mean? What do you mean?
102 00:05:20,040 00:05:22,486 Art is not for everyone. Art is not for everyone.
103 00:05:22,510 00:05:23,616 Really? Really?
104 00:05:23,640 00:05:25,056 Yeah. Yeah.
105 00:05:25,080 00:05:28,486 It's like, the scariest thinu'. It's like, the scariest thinu'.
106 00:05:28,510 00:05:30,010 Oh. Oh.
107 00:05:31,150 00:05:34,226 Anyway, art is one of those things Anyway, art is one of those things
108 00:05:34,250 00:05:38,436 that just makes everything else pale in comparison. that just makes everything else pale in comparison.
109 00:05:38,460 00:05:40,036 So if you do take the plunge, So if you do take the plunge,
110 00:05:40,060 00:05:44,106 I just hope that your stomach is strong enough for it. I just hope that your stomach is strong enough for it.
111 00:05:44,130 00:05:49,106 Oh, well, I'm an ER doctor, so I should be okay. Oh, well, I'm an ER doctor, so I should be okay.
112 00:05:49,130 00:05:51,844 Oh my gosh, it's like, two of us that are saving lives! Oh my gosh, it's like, two of us that are saving lives!
113 00:05:53,500 00:05:56,916 I moved out from Toronto this year. Um, new career. I moved out from Toronto this year. Um, new career.
114 00:05:56,940 00:06:00,056 Down with the corporate world! Down with the corporate world!
115 00:06:00,080 00:06:02,856 Fievel... went west, as they say. Fievel... went west, as they say.
116 00:06:02,880 00:06:04,886 That's one of my favourite films. That's one of my favourite films.
117 00:06:04,910 00:06:06,656 Me too! Me too!
118 00:06:06,680 00:06:11,266 And what, may I ask, do you do whilst you're not shaping birds? And what, may I ask, do you do whilst you're not shaping birds?
119 00:06:11,290 00:06:13,936 - I'm a beekeeper. - Oh, that's so funny! - I'm a beekeeper. - Oh, that's so funny!
120 00:06:13,960 00:06:15,936 I haven't heard any bumblings about that. I haven't heard any bumblings about that.
121 00:06:17,160 00:06:20,336 Strange, because there's been quite the buzz. Strange, because there's been quite the buzz.
122 00:06:21,760 00:06:23,406 - Mary Jane. - Mr. Brunswick. - Mary Jane. - Mr. Brunswick.
123 00:06:23,430 00:06:25,916 - Your name Donald? - I mean, who's asking? - Your name Donald? - I mean, who's asking?
124 00:06:25,940 00:06:28,016 Me. Frank Brunswick. Me. Frank Brunswick.
125 00:06:28,040 00:06:31,216 Oh, no. I am... I'm sorry, my name is Shane. Oh, no. I am... I'm sorry, my name is Shane.
126 00:06:31,240 00:06:33,516 Oh, are you looking for Donald Sinclair's son? Oh, are you looking for Donald Sinclair's son?
127 00:06:33,540 00:06:35,086 Uh, I saw him earlier. Uh, I saw him earlier.
128 00:06:35,110 00:06:38,086 Apparently he's been taking lessons with Rhett, so... Apparently he's been taking lessons with Rhett, so...
129 00:06:38,110 00:06:40,356 Rhett?! Rhett?!
130 00:06:40,380 00:06:42,080 God damn it. God damn it.
131 00:06:44,720 00:06:46,236 So where were we? So where were we?
132 00:06:46,260 00:06:50,566 Oh, well, we were in the middle of some pun-flirting. Oh, well, we were in the middle of some pun-flirting.
133 00:06:50,590 00:06:51,906 Is there any other kind? Is there any other kind?
134 00:06:51,930 00:06:53,476 Oh, God, you are my kind of woman. Oh, God, you are my kind of woman.
135 00:06:53,500 00:06:56,046 You really are the bee's knees... You really are the bee's knees...
136 00:06:56,070 00:06:57,546 Shh. Shh.
137 00:06:57,570 00:07:00,046 You're about to get some honey, bee man. You're about to get some honey, bee man.
138 00:07:00,070 00:07:01,740 Buzz, buzz. Buzz, buzz.
139 00:07:05,070 00:07:09,326 Sometimes people need that little injection Sometimes people need that little injection
140 00:07:09,350 00:07:11,310 that reminds them what we're here for. that reminds them what we're here for.
141 00:07:13,620 00:07:18,526 And what you'll find out, buddy, is that everybody here And what you'll find out, buddy, is that everybody here
142 00:07:18,550 00:07:22,466 is an illusion in the face of art. is an illusion in the face of art.
143 00:07:22,490 00:07:24,590 There is no olive. There is no olive.
144 00:07:25,760 00:07:28,206 Skin is like paper. Skin is like paper.
145 00:07:28,230 00:07:31,770 You draw on it, and it tells you the way. You draw on it, and it tells you the way.
146 00:07:34,440 00:07:36,946 I read that silly rule book of theirs, I read that silly rule book of theirs,
147 00:07:36,970 00:07:38,516 don't even get me started. don't even get me started.
148 00:07:38,540 00:07:41,886 You know, Donald would rather stay in on a Friday night You know, Donald would rather stay in on a Friday night
149 00:07:41,910 00:07:43,156 than go out with me. than go out with me.
150 00:07:43,180 00:07:46,296 He chooses duck carving over this! He chooses duck carving over this!
151 00:07:46,320 00:07:47,656 Look, listen, okay? Look, listen, okay?
152 00:07:47,680 00:07:49,826 The more time he spends with that duck, the better. The more time he spends with that duck, the better.
153 00:07:49,850 00:07:51,496 For the first time since we've been married, For the first time since we've been married,
154 00:07:51,520 00:07:55,036 I finally have me-time, and it is brilliant. I finally have me-time, and it is brilliant.
155 00:07:55,060 00:07:59,406 Does Amandeep talk to it? Does Amandeep talk to it?
156 00:07:59,430 00:08:01,636 - Every morning. - No... - Every morning. - No...
157 00:08:01,660 00:08:04,706 He says "good morning, ducky! How did you sleep, ducky?" He says "good morning, ducky! How did you sleep, ducky?"
158 00:08:04,730 00:08:06,346 - He doesn't even ask me that. - Oh. - He doesn't even ask me that. - Oh.
159 00:08:06,370 00:08:08,546 Yeah, and he does these breathing exercises. Yeah, and he does these breathing exercises.
160 00:08:09,810 00:08:11,886 - No... - Mm-hm! - No... - Mm-hm!
161 00:08:11,910 00:08:14,016 You know, I don't think Donald changed his flannel once You know, I don't think Donald changed his flannel once
162 00:08:14,040 00:08:15,486 the entire time he was carving. the entire time he was carving.
163 00:08:15,510 00:08:18,026 Mm-hm, it's like they want to wear a uniform, right? Mm-hm, it's like they want to wear a uniform, right?
164 00:08:18,050 00:08:19,896 Like little boy playing dress up. Like little boy playing dress up.
165 00:08:19,920 00:08:21,926 I know! Exactly! I know! Exactly!
166 00:08:21,950 00:08:24,196 - Cheers. - Cheers, yeah. - Cheers. - Cheers, yeah.
167 00:08:32,530 00:08:35,006 - No ins or outs, Zeke. - This isn't a bordello. - No ins or outs, Zeke. - This isn't a bordello.
168 00:08:35,030 00:08:37,206 I know. I know.
169 00:08:37,230 00:08:39,800 Well, it's not a bordello anymore. Well, it's not a bordello anymore.
170 00:08:41,770 00:08:44,746 Oh, come on. I was only kidding. Oh, come on. I was only kidding.
171 00:08:44,770 00:08:48,526 - I get it, it is funny. - It's... yeah. - I get it, it is funny. - It's... yeah.
172 00:08:48,550 00:08:51,956 - You must be Donald. - Yeah. - You must be Donald. - Yeah.
173 00:08:51,980 00:08:53,426 - Sinclair. - Yeah. - Sinclair. - Yeah.
174 00:08:53,450 00:08:55,426 And you have a bird in this year's competition? And you have a bird in this year's competition?
175 00:08:55,450 00:08:56,496 I do, yeah. I do, yeah.
176 00:08:56,520 00:08:57,566 Can I give you a little advice? Can I give you a little advice?
177 00:08:57,590 00:09:00,096 By all means, yeah. By all means, yeah.
178 00:09:00,120 00:09:04,836 So why don't you take your millennial irony So why don't you take your millennial irony
179 00:09:04,860 00:09:07,306 - and shove it up your ass? - Pardon me? - and shove it up your ass? - Pardon me?
180 00:09:07,330 00:09:08,776 There are people who care about carving There are people who care about carving
181 00:09:08,800 00:09:10,176 and have been doing it for years! and have been doing it for years!
182 00:09:10,200 00:09:13,376 And you waltz in here with that funky haircut And you waltz in here with that funky haircut
183 00:09:13,400 00:09:15,246 and you act like you deserve to be here! and you act like you deserve to be here!
184 00:09:15,270 00:09:18,746 You should get some respect, kid. You should get some respect, kid.
185 00:09:18,770 00:09:20,810 Who the hell do you think you are? Who the hell do you think you are?
186 00:09:23,880 00:09:26,880 Holy crap, he is rude! Holy crap, he is rude!
187 00:09:28,020 00:09:30,790 Oh, he's just a grumpy old man. Oh, he's just a grumpy old man.
188 00:09:32,960 00:09:34,990 - Let's get out of here. - Yeah. - Let's get out of here. - Yeah.
189 00:09:39,560 00:09:45,946 ♪ ♪
190 00:09:45,970 00:09:47,500 Double this time. Double this time.
191 00:09:51,770 00:09:55,840 Excuse me, make it a double as well. Excuse me, make it a double as well.
192 00:09:57,580 00:10:01,226 My chances of winning? Come on, guys. My chances of winning? Come on, guys.
193 00:10:01,250 00:10:04,496 I haven't even thought about it that far. I mean, phew! I haven't even thought about it that far. I mean, phew!
194 00:10:04,520 00:10:07,166 Hey, Frankie, can I get your a triple? Huh? Hey, Frankie, can I get your a triple? Huh?
195 00:10:07,190 00:10:09,206 Sir, please make it two triples. Sir, please make it two triples.
196 00:10:09,230 00:10:13,436 I'm just happy... I'm just happy being able to participate. I'm just happy... I'm just happy being able to participate.
197 00:10:13,460 00:10:16,106 I'm happy to be part of the fraternity. I'm happy to be part of the fraternity.
198 00:10:16,130 00:10:18,800 Hey, Frankie, can we do a cheers? Hey, Frankie, can we do a cheers?
199 00:10:21,440 00:10:24,846 You know, the real competition was here, inside. You know, the real competition was here, inside.
200 00:10:24,870 00:10:29,256 Just getting here is the victory. Just getting here is the victory.
201 00:10:29,280 00:10:30,850 Oh my God. Oh my God.
202 00:10:32,220 00:10:35,656 Everything else is just the cherry on top, you know? Everything else is just the cherry on top, you know?
203 00:10:35,680 00:10:37,196 I'm having a blast. I'm having a blast.
204 00:10:37,220 00:10:39,432 I see us having a good relationship together. I see us having a good relationship together.
205 00:10:41,490 00:10:43,206 You know, it's rare. You know, it's rare.
206 00:10:43,230 00:10:45,230 And it's going to get rarer. And it's going to get rarer.
207 00:10:58,040 00:11:00,086 I'm a fraud. I'm a fraud.
208 00:11:00,110 00:11:01,756 My dad was so good at this, My dad was so good at this,
209 00:11:01,780 00:11:04,286 and I thought I could just whip something together. and I thought I could just whip something together.
210 00:11:04,310 00:11:05,956 Tomorrow is gonna be so embarrassing. Tomorrow is gonna be so embarrassing.
211 00:11:05,980 00:11:09,326 No, no, no, no! You are not a fraud. No, no, no, no! You are not a fraud.
212 00:11:09,350 00:11:11,226 And you didn't just whip something together. And you didn't just whip something together.
213 00:11:11,250 00:11:13,836 You have been busting your ass for this for months. You have been busting your ass for this for months.
214 00:11:13,860 00:11:15,706 And sure, it's your first year, And sure, it's your first year,
215 00:11:15,730 00:11:18,106 but you've taken all the right steps, yeah? but you've taken all the right steps, yeah?
216 00:11:18,130 00:11:22,906 You got a little help, but it's been you, Donald. You got a little help, but it's been you, Donald.
217 00:11:22,930 00:11:25,976 And it's been really cool And it's been really cool
218 00:11:26,000 00:11:28,376 watching you work so hard at something. watching you work so hard at something.
219 00:11:28,400 00:11:33,516 I believe in you. You've got this. I believe in you. You've got this.
220 00:11:33,540 00:11:35,440 Thank you. Thank you.