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2 00:00:06,860 00:00:09,906 It is true, we were bumped from the Lloydminster rec centre It is true, we were bumped from the Lloydminster rec centre
3 00:00:09,930 00:00:13,576 this year due to a scheduling conflict. this year due to a scheduling conflict.
4 00:00:13,600 00:00:15,506 Turns out they're using it Turns out they're using it
5 00:00:15,530 00:00:18,516 for their "Fight Cancer Walkathon" headquarters. for their "Fight Cancer Walkathon" headquarters.
6 00:00:18,540 00:00:19,916 Pfft. Pfft.
7 00:00:19,940 00:00:23,516 Those rec centre people are as good as dead to me now. Those rec centre people are as good as dead to me now.
8 00:00:23,540 00:00:33,650
9 00:00:35,320 00:00:37,266 Oh, here we go. Oh, here we go.
10 00:00:37,290 00:00:40,466 All right, Dennis. Look alive. All right, Dennis. Look alive.
11 00:00:40,490 00:00:42,066 We're about to play hardball here, We're about to play hardball here,
12 00:00:42,090 00:00:44,466 and if we show any sign of weakness in front of these types and if we show any sign of weakness in front of these types
13 00:00:44,490 00:00:47,836 they'll gut us. they'll gut us.
14 00:00:47,860 00:00:49,460 Thanks, Mom. Thanks, Mom.
15 00:00:52,440 00:00:53,676 You're late. You're late.
16 00:00:53,700 00:00:55,546 Sorry, my mom couldn't find her purse. Sorry, my mom couldn't find her purse.
17 00:00:55,570 00:00:58,016 I'm sorry, we're working on a pretty tight schedule here. I'm sorry, we're working on a pretty tight schedule here.
18 00:00:58,040 00:01:00,840 - What was your name? - Griffin. - What was your name? - Griffin.
19 00:01:14,660 00:01:18,706 The old key act. Seen it a million times. The old key act. Seen it a million times.
20 00:01:18,730 00:01:22,106 Gotta wake up a lot earlier than that to rattle old Barb. Gotta wake up a lot earlier than that to rattle old Barb.
21 00:01:22,130 00:01:23,576 A lot earlier. A lot earlier.
22 00:01:30,410 00:01:34,256 Whoa, I feel like I'm about to jump out of a plane. Whoa, I feel like I'm about to jump out of a plane.
23 00:01:34,280 00:01:36,386 Okay. Okay.
24 00:01:36,410 00:01:39,056 Watch the process. Watch the process.
25 00:01:54,360 00:01:58,616 It's important never to rush the process, you know? It's important never to rush the process, you know?
26 00:01:58,640 00:02:02,546 "Getting things done" is such a Western idea. "Getting things done" is such a Western idea.
27 00:02:02,570 00:02:06,816 I think everybody knows that the muse runs on her own schedule. I think everybody knows that the muse runs on her own schedule.
28 00:02:06,840 00:02:11,426 You know? Rushing is suicide. You know? Rushing is suicide.
29 00:02:11,450 00:02:16,096
30 00:02:16,120 00:02:19,550 Oh, you know. Just the usual for a guy like me. Oh, you know. Just the usual for a guy like me.
31 00:02:22,860 00:02:26,406 My favourite. Soul food. My favourite. Soul food.
32 00:02:26,430 00:02:28,230 My sous chef. My sous chef.
33 00:02:30,200 00:02:33,646 Just kidding. That's my wonderful wife, Simran. Just kidding. That's my wonderful wife, Simran.
34 00:02:33,670 00:02:36,170 She loves it when I cook Canadian cuisine. She loves it when I cook Canadian cuisine.
35 00:02:38,480 00:02:40,040 No. No.
36 00:02:43,010 00:02:44,586 Oh boy. Oh boy.
37 00:02:44,610 00:02:50,266
38 00:02:50,290 00:02:51,996 It's been a bit of trial and error. It's been a bit of trial and error.
39 00:02:52,020 00:02:54,336 It's kinda hard to figure this out on your own. It's kinda hard to figure this out on your own.
40 00:02:54,360 00:02:56,536 I've, uh, had to seek some help. I've, uh, had to seek some help.
41 00:02:56,560 00:03:00,276 Rhett Peltier, carve you a dime, give you nine cents change. Rhett Peltier, carve you a dime, give you nine cents change.
42 00:03:00,300 00:03:03,446 He calls himself "the original bad boy of Alberta carving." He calls himself "the original bad boy of Alberta carving."
43 00:03:03,470 00:03:05,876 I dislike having him in my home. I dislike having him in my home.
44 00:03:05,900 00:03:07,676 He's been really helpful. He's been really helpful.
45 00:03:07,700 00:03:09,746 He actually knew my dad back in the day. He actually knew my dad back in the day.
46 00:03:09,770 00:03:12,356 Used to call his dad the "Loon-a-tic," Used to call his dad the "Loon-a-tic,"
47 00:03:12,380 00:03:15,486 'cause all he carved was loons. 'cause all he carved was loons.
48 00:03:15,510 00:03:19,026 Yeah... your dad. Yeah... your dad.
49 00:03:19,050 00:03:22,766 He attracted more hens than Cigar Daisy. He attracted more hens than Cigar Daisy.
50 00:03:22,790 00:03:25,296 You went with him to any waterfowl carving show You went with him to any waterfowl carving show
51 00:03:25,320 00:03:26,836 in Western Canada, in Western Canada,
52 00:03:26,860 00:03:30,506 and the ducks weren't the only thing getting wet. and the ducks weren't the only thing getting wet.
53 00:03:30,530 00:03:34,576 When I say "wet" I mean wetter than a Manitoba marsh. When I say "wet" I mean wetter than a Manitoba marsh.
54 00:03:34,600 00:03:36,976 Hold on, hens? Hold on, hens?
55 00:03:37,000 00:03:39,416 Carving groupies. Carving groupies.
56 00:03:39,440 00:03:40,816 There's no way that's a thing. There's no way that's a thing.
57 00:03:40,840 00:03:42,916 Oh, it's a thing. Oh, it's a thing.
58 00:03:42,940 00:03:45,916 Right. Right.
59 00:03:45,940 00:03:48,056 Let me start burning in the feathers. Let me start burning in the feathers.
60 00:03:48,080 00:03:50,656 Whoa! What'd I tell you about putting your greasy paws Whoa! What'd I tell you about putting your greasy paws
61 00:03:50,680 00:03:52,326 all over an unfinished loon? all over an unfinished loon?
62 00:03:52,350 00:03:53,820 Sorry. Sorry.
63 00:03:55,750 00:03:57,126 Now that's better. Now that's better.
64 00:03:57,150 00:04:00,336 Carvers can be a bit particular. Carvers can be a bit particular.
65 00:04:00,360 00:04:02,606 They're weird. They're weird.
66 00:04:02,630 00:04:12,730
67 00:04:17,910 00:04:19,756 Hello, sir. Can I can help you with anything? Hello, sir. Can I can help you with anything?
68 00:04:19,780 00:04:21,686 Does this place carry draw knives? Does this place carry draw knives?
69 00:04:21,710 00:04:22,886 Um, pardon me? Um, pardon me?
70 00:04:22,910 00:04:24,826 Fixed blade knives for carving. Fixed blade knives for carving.
71 00:04:24,850 00:04:27,196 I don't think we carry those. I don't think we carry those.
72 00:04:27,220 00:04:29,966 Maybe try houseware? This is the woodworking section. Maybe try houseware? This is the woodworking section.
73 00:04:29,990 00:04:31,426 I know what section I'm in. I know what section I'm in.
74 00:04:31,450 00:04:34,166 Sure. It's just that the tools for carving meat Sure. It's just that the tools for carving meat
75 00:04:34,190 00:04:36,836 aren't over here. See, we separate the tools based on... aren't over here. See, we separate the tools based on...
76 00:04:36,860 00:04:40,576 Meat?! It's carving, son! Wood carving! Meat?! It's carving, son! Wood carving!
77 00:04:40,600 00:04:42,446 Oh, I think you mean whittling. Oh, I think you mean whittling.
78 00:04:45,470 00:04:48,346 Call it what you must. Call it what you must.
79 00:04:48,370 00:04:52,416 Okay. Well, it looks like we don't have it, Okay. Well, it looks like we don't have it,
80 00:04:52,440 00:04:54,716 so what I can recommend is maybe a kitchen knife. so what I can recommend is maybe a kitchen knife.
81 00:04:54,740 00:04:56,356 I can take you over to the section that... I can take you over to the section that...
82 00:04:56,380 00:04:59,396 Stop. Next you're going to tell me you don't know the difference Stop. Next you're going to tell me you don't know the difference
83 00:04:59,420 00:05:02,196 between flat sawn and quarter sawn lumber. between flat sawn and quarter sawn lumber.
84 00:05:02,220 00:05:05,820 Uh, of course I do. Let me just look it up. Uh, of course I do. Let me just look it up.
85 00:05:08,490 00:05:12,606 What is the world coming to?! What is the world coming to?!
86 00:05:12,630 00:05:14,706 Have a great day! Have a great day!
87 00:05:14,730 00:05:17,006 Yike. Yike.
88 00:05:17,030 00:05:23,816
89 00:05:23,840 00:05:25,286 Oh my God. Oh my God.
90 00:05:25,310 00:05:27,110 No way. No way.
91 00:05:27,910 00:05:29,440 It's perfect! It's perfect!
92 00:05:32,420 00:05:35,966 What do you think about the acoustics, Griffin? What do you think about the acoustics, Griffin?
93 00:05:35,990 00:05:40,096 Um... good? Um... good?
94 00:05:42,130 00:05:43,320 Blue bill! Blue bill!
95 00:05:46,200 00:05:48,030 Blue bill! Blue bill!
96 00:05:50,900 00:05:55,446 Pintail! Pintail! Pintail! Pintail! Pintail! Pintail!
97 00:05:55,470 00:05:56,916 Pintail! Pintail!
98 00:05:56,940 00:06:00,056 Pintail! Oh! Pintail! Oh!
99 00:06:00,080 00:06:04,126 Ma-mallard! Dr-drake! Ma-mallard! Dr-drake!
100 00:06:04,150 00:06:06,926 Merganser! Merganser! Merganser! Merganser!
101 00:06:06,950 00:06:09,296 Mer! Mer!
102 00:06:09,320 00:06:10,750 Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
103 00:06:12,560 00:06:17,406 Maaaa! Maaaa! Maaaa! Maaaa!
104 00:06:17,430 00:06:20,336 Ruddy duck! Ruddy! Ruddy duck! Ruddy!
105 00:06:20,360 00:06:23,460 Yeah, I can work with that. Yeah. Yeah, I can work with that. Yeah.
106 00:06:26,240 00:06:30,286 Okay, Griffin. We're interested. Okay, Griffin. We're interested.
107 00:06:30,310 00:06:33,616 Definitely. But we need to talk turkey. Definitely. But we need to talk turkey.
108 00:06:33,640 00:06:38,226 $200 for the entire day is a little rich for our blood. $200 for the entire day is a little rich for our blood.
109 00:06:38,250 00:06:41,350 We will do $100. We will do $100.
110 00:06:42,790 00:06:44,096 Or we walk. Or we walk.
111 00:06:44,120 00:06:46,296 Final offer, Jack. Final offer, Jack.
112 00:06:46,320 00:06:50,836 Um, sorry, it's $200 for the day. Um, sorry, it's $200 for the day.
113 00:06:50,860 00:06:53,290 My boss said that's the price. My boss said that's the price.
114 00:06:54,660 00:06:56,506 Then we walk. Then we walk.
115 00:06:56,530 00:06:57,770 Okay. Okay.
116 00:07:12,480 00:07:16,796 I, uh, actually haven't started carving yet I, uh, actually haven't started carving yet
117 00:07:16,820 00:07:18,996 because the light is all wrong. because the light is all wrong.
118 00:07:19,020 00:07:21,736 So, you know, light is colour, So, you know, light is colour,
119 00:07:21,760 00:07:23,466 and colour is like, the creative conduit and colour is like, the creative conduit
120 00:07:23,490 00:07:28,076 towards all things creative, so... towards all things creative, so...
121 00:07:28,100 00:07:32,206 I just figure that with these fresh curtains, I just figure that with these fresh curtains,
122 00:07:32,230 00:07:34,276 it just makes the space more fecund it just makes the space more fecund
123 00:07:34,300 00:07:39,316 for the consummation of ideas, see? for the consummation of ideas, see?
124 00:07:39,340 00:07:42,626 Like, look at that. Already. Like, look at that. Already.
125 00:07:42,650 00:07:43,886 I mean, obviously. I mean, obviously.
126 00:07:43,910 00:07:48,026 Let me just put it like that a bit. Let me just put it like that a bit.
127 00:07:50,590 00:07:52,550 Oh man, it's so basic. Oh man, it's so basic.
128 00:07:55,390 00:07:59,706 I've been a fan for years, but now I'm going for it. I've been a fan for years, but now I'm going for it.
129 00:07:59,730 00:08:01,636 Swimming with the sharks. Swimming with the sharks.
130 00:08:01,660 00:08:05,716 Don't you mean "swimming with the ducks," no? Don't you mean "swimming with the ducks," no?
131 00:08:05,740 00:08:07,516 That's not even a phrase, babe. That's not even a phrase, babe.
132 00:08:07,540 00:08:08,716 I know that. I know that.
133 00:08:08,740 00:08:12,656 You carve a duck, eh? You carve a duck. You carve a duck, eh? You carve a duck.
134 00:08:12,680 00:08:16,056 And that can never be taken away from you. And that can never be taken away from you.
135 00:08:16,080 00:08:17,386 The knowledge, that is. The knowledge, that is.
136 00:08:17,410 00:08:19,396 I mean, somebody can steal the duck. I mean, somebody can steal the duck.
137 00:08:19,420 00:08:22,066 Oh, better get it insured, hm? Oh, better get it insured, hm?
138 00:08:22,090 00:08:23,726 From all those duck burglars. From all those duck burglars.
139 00:08:23,750 00:08:27,066 Yes! Exactly my point. Lloyd's of London, maybe. Yes! Exactly my point. Lloyd's of London, maybe.
140 00:08:27,090 00:08:30,630 Hah-hah. Great idea, honey. Hah-hah. Great idea, honey.
141 00:08:33,960 00:08:37,376 Why did my dad only carve loons? Why did my dad only carve loons?
142 00:08:37,400 00:08:39,776 He loved them. He loved them.
143 00:08:39,800 00:08:42,886 Shit, he'd ride in a canoe at dusk just to watch them Shit, he'd ride in a canoe at dusk just to watch them
144 00:08:42,910 00:08:44,616 all by himself. all by himself.
145 00:08:44,640 00:08:47,486 I asked him about it one time, and he said I asked him about it one time, and he said
146 00:08:47,510 00:08:52,086 "Rhett, they go down in that dark water, disappear." "Rhett, they go down in that dark water, disappear."
147 00:08:52,110 00:08:54,296 "They always come back up." "They always come back up."
148 00:08:54,320 00:08:56,620 He loved their call, too. He loved their call, too.
149 00:08:58,450 00:09:01,260 I haven't heard once since I was a kid. I haven't heard once since I was a kid.
150 00:09:06,160 00:09:08,260 Shit. I screwed that up. Shit. I screwed that up.
151 00:09:09,330 00:09:12,216 Nah, it's okay. It's just wood. Nah, it's okay. It's just wood.
152 00:09:12,240 00:09:14,376 Sand away the mistakes. Sand away the mistakes.
153 00:09:14,400 00:09:17,310 Nothing is ever unfixable. Nothing is ever unfixable.
154 00:09:21,140 00:09:22,986 Waves of inspiration Waves of inspiration
155 00:09:23,010 00:09:26,396 wash over us constantly. wash over us constantly.
156 00:09:26,420 00:09:31,050 Are we quiet enough to listen? Are we quiet enough to listen?
157 00:09:37,690 00:09:46,076
158 00:09:46,100 00:09:47,816 Dude, are you ready? Dude, are you ready?
159 00:09:47,840 00:09:51,146 To paint? God, no. Still got a ton of work to do on the body. To paint? God, no. Still got a ton of work to do on the body.
160 00:09:51,170 00:09:54,586 - No, to go out! - We're going out? - No, to go out! - We're going out?
161 00:09:54,610 00:09:56,886 - Yes. - Where? - Yes. - Where?
162 00:09:56,910 00:09:58,826 Donald, it's Saturday night! Donald, it's Saturday night!
163 00:09:58,850 00:10:01,896 And I said on Monday that I wanted to go to that new bar. And I said on Monday that I wanted to go to that new bar.
164 00:10:01,920 00:10:04,766 You're right, you're right. I'm sorry. You're right, you're right. I'm sorry.
165 00:10:04,790 00:10:06,490 Yep, we're going out. Yep, we're going out.
166 00:10:07,590 00:10:08,896 You're not gonna change? You're not gonna change?
167 00:10:08,920 00:10:10,960 What's wrong with this? What's wrong with this?
168 00:10:18,230 00:10:20,970 Fine, Griffin. You win. Fine, Griffin. You win.
169 00:10:27,680 00:10:31,386 Hi, Griffin, it's Barb. We'll take it. Hi, Griffin, it's Barb. We'll take it.
170 00:10:31,410 00:10:35,326 Barb. The woman who you showed the venue to today. Barb. The woman who you showed the venue to today.
171 00:10:35,350 00:10:39,150 Uh, the venue where you work, Griffin. Uh, the venue where you work, Griffin.
172 00:10:40,760 00:10:43,606 I appreciate that you're gaming right now, I appreciate that you're gaming right now,
173 00:10:43,630 00:10:46,536 but we really need to secure our venue. but we really need to secure our venue.
174 00:10:46,560 00:10:51,406 Yes, $200. We... we can live with that. Yes, $200. We... we can live with that.
175 00:10:51,430 00:10:53,146 Well, thank you very much. Well, thank you very much.
176 00:10:53,170 00:10:55,416 It will be a pleasure doing business with you, I'm sure. It will be a pleasure doing business with you, I'm sure.
177 00:10:55,440 00:10:58,946 Oh, okay, goodbye, Griff... Well, there, he's gone. Oh, okay, goodbye, Griff... Well, there, he's gone.
178 00:11:00,980 00:11:02,416 We did it. We did it! We did it. We did it!
179 00:11:02,440 00:11:04,956 Dennis! Dennis!
180 00:11:04,980 00:11:06,426 I'm gonna get the cranberry. I'm gonna get the cranberry.
181 00:11:06,450 00:11:08,626 Oh my goodness. Oh my stars! Okay. Oh my goodness. Oh my stars! Okay.
182 00:11:08,650 00:11:12,396 Let's get that off the list, pronto. Let's get that off the list, pronto.
183 00:11:12,420 00:11:15,236
184 00:11:15,260 00:11:18,976 Oh my gosh, it feels really good to get out Oh my gosh, it feels really good to get out
185 00:11:19,000 00:11:21,660 and just unwind, and... and just unwind, and...
186 00:11:23,570 00:11:27,176 This is pretty wonderful. Cheers. This is pretty wonderful. Cheers.
187 00:11:27,200 00:11:28,716 Do you think this is biscuit joint? Do you think this is biscuit joint?
188 00:11:28,740 00:11:29,986 I don't know. I don't know.
189 00:11:30,010 00:11:33,186 At the seam here. It's probably biscuit joint, right? At the seam here. It's probably biscuit joint, right?
190 00:11:33,210 00:11:35,386 Definitely biscuit joint. Definitely biscuit joint.
191 00:11:35,410 00:11:36,926 Can you imagine clamping this puppy? Can you imagine clamping this puppy?
192 00:11:36,950 00:11:38,126 Quite the job. Quite the job.
193 00:11:38,150 00:11:39,456 Look at the round-over on the edge here. Look at the round-over on the edge here.
194 00:11:39,480 00:11:40,926 Some quality stuff. Some quality stuff.
195 00:11:40,950 00:11:42,196 What do you think they use for it, a router? What do you think they use for it, a router?
196 00:11:42,220 00:11:45,196 Router? I just met her. Router? I just met her.
197 00:11:50,490 00:11:54,476 Oh God. That's good. Oh God. That's good.
198 00:11:54,500 00:11:57,006 That never gets old, does it? That never gets old, does it?
199 00:11:57,030 00:11:58,946 Nope. Nope.
200 00:11:58,970 00:12:02,840 ♪ I just want a call ♪ ♪ I just want a call ♪
201 00:12:03,970 00:12:05,310 ♪ Call ♪ ♪ Call ♪
202 00:12:06,180 00:12:08,616 ♪ Call ♪ ♪ Call ♪
203 00:12:08,640 00:12:13,096 ♪ You don't know me at all ♪ ♪ You don't know me at all ♪
204 00:12:13,120 00:12:15,296 ♪ At all ♪ ♪ At all ♪
205 00:12:15,320 00:12:17,566 ♪ Any more ♪ ♪ Any more ♪
206 00:12:17,590 00:12:20,720 ♪ What can I say ♪ ♪ What can I say ♪
207 00:12:22,590 00:12:27,376 ♪ I was a baby, baby ♪ ♪ I was a baby, baby ♪
208 00:12:27,400 00:12:29,660 ♪ Why can't we stay ♪ ♪ Why can't we stay ♪
209 00:12:32,570 00:12:36,400 ♪ Why can't we find that good place again ♪ ♪ Why can't we find that good place again ♪