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1	00:01:26,586	00:01:30,214	Can you believe that? A musical version of "Sweet Bird of Youth."	Can you believe that? A musical version of "Sweet Bird of Youth."
2	00:01:30,256	00:01:33,467	- Who are they kidding? - Thank God, you wanted to leave.	- Who are they kidding? - Thank God, you wanted to leave.
3	00:01:33,551	00:01:37,262	Can you believe Madeline Ashton? Talk about waking the dead.	Can you believe Madeline Ashton? Talk about waking the dead.
4	00:01:37,347	00:01:39,848	I gotta get a drink.	I gotta get a drink.
5	00:01:51,945	00:01:56,073	What do I see	What do I see
6	00:01:56,116	00:02:01,662	That's the question I'm most afraid of	That's the question I'm most afraid of
7	00:02:01,746	00:02:11,213	One that asks me what I'm really made of	One that asks me what I'm really made of
8	00:02:13,341	00:02:17,219	What do I see	What do I see
9	00:02:17,303	00:02:23,559	Much more than a reflection	Much more than a reflection
10	00:02:23,643	00:02:31,483	A romance with sheer perfection	A romance with sheer perfection
11	00:02:33,319	00:02:36,738	I see me I see me	I see me I see me
12	00:02:36,823	00:02:40,492	Actress, woman star and lover	Actress, woman star and lover
13	00:02:40,535	00:02:44,997	Sister, sweetheart slave and mother	Sister, sweetheart slave and mother
14	00:02:45,123	00:02:46,832	I see me	I see me
15	00:02:46,875	00:02:48,834	And I like what I see	And I like what I see
16	00:02:48,918	00:02:52,462	Virgin, temptress dream of others	Virgin, temptress dream of others
17	00:02:52,589	00:02:58,969	Yes, it's me	Yes, it's me
18	00:03:05,268	00:03:08,604	- We see you - You mean me	- We see you - You mean me
19	00:03:08,688	00:03:12,316	Idol, goddess shameless hussy	Idol, goddess shameless hussy
20	00:03:12,358	00:03:16,820	Diva, princess lewd and lusty	Diva, princess lewd and lusty
21	00:03:59,572	00:04:02,616	She's sensational.	She's sensational.
22	00:04:07,830	00:04:11,333	That's not me Can't be me	That's not me Can't be me
23	00:04:11,417	00:04:14,836	- Angel devil - You can trust me	- Angel devil - You can trust me
24	00:04:14,921	00:04:17,714	Mon ami	Mon ami
25	00:04:17,757	00:04:20,008	I see	I see
26	00:04:25,223	00:04:27,140	Whoo-whoo	Whoo-whoo
27	00:04:29,644	00:04:33,689	Everywhere I look, baby all I see is	Everywhere I look, baby all I see is
28	00:04:33,773	00:04:35,607	- A contradiction - Oh, come on	- A contradiction - Oh, come on
29	00:04:35,692	00:04:37,359	- A bad addiction - Knock it off	- A bad addiction - Knock it off
30	00:04:37,443	00:04:41,196	- Inspiration to a generation - Now you're talkin'	- Inspiration to a generation - Now you're talkin'
31	00:04:41,281	00:04:43,782	That's you	That's you
32	00:04:43,866	00:04:50,372	That's me	That's me
33	00:04:53,626	00:04:55,669	Wow!	Wow!
34	00:04:55,753	00:04:58,463	Oh, boy!	Oh, boy!
35	00:04:58,548	00:05:03,343	Whoo!	Whoo!
36	00:05:04,887	00:05:08,932	Wrinkled, wrinkled little star...	Wrinkled, wrinkled little star...
37	00:05:08,975	00:05:12,728	hope they never see the scars.	hope they never see the scars.
38	00:05:18,484	00:05:21,069	Your guests are here, Mess Ashton.	Your guests are here, Mess Ashton.
39	00:05:21,154	00:05:23,864	A Mess Helen Sharp with a gentleman.	A Mess Helen Sharp with a gentleman.
40	00:05:23,948	00:05:27,242	- Ahh. How's she look? - Who?	- Ahh. How's she look? - Who?
41	00:05:27,327	00:05:29,745	Helen, you idiot.	Helen, you idiot.
42	00:05:29,787	00:05:32,497	I don't know. Smart, I guess, sort of classy.	I don't know. Smart, I guess, sort of classy.
43	00:05:32,540	00:05:35,292	Classy? Really? Compared to whom?	Classy? Really? Compared to whom?
44	00:05:35,418	00:05:39,713	Oh, shit.	Oh, shit.
45	00:05:56,647	00:05:58,273	Mad!	Mad!
46	00:05:58,358	00:06:00,859	Hel!	Hel!
47	00:06:03,488	00:06:06,406	- I don't believe it. - How are you?	- I don't believe it. - How are you?
48	00:06:06,491	00:06:08,533	- It's been so long. - I know.	- It's been so long. - I know.
49	00:06:08,618	00:06:11,536	Don't you dare say how long.	Don't you dare say how long.
50	00:06:11,621	00:06:14,748	Mad, I'd like you to meet...	Mad, I'd like you to meet...
51	00:06:14,832	00:06:17,417	Dr. Ernest Menville, my fiance.	Dr. Ernest Menville, my fiance.
52	00:06:17,502	00:06:19,586	You were just wonderful.	You were just wonderful.
53	00:06:19,670	00:06:22,464	Ernest Menville? Dr. Ernest Menville, the plastic surgeon?	Ernest Menville? Dr. Ernest Menville, the plastic surgeon?
54	00:06:22,548	00:06:26,802	- Yes. You were so terrific! - Ernest is quite a fan.	- Yes. You were so terrific! - Ernest is quite a fan.
55	00:06:26,886	00:06:29,638	- I've read all about you. - That dance number. Boy, oh, boy.	- I've read all about you. - That dance number. Boy, oh, boy.
56	00:06:29,722	00:06:33,183	- I can't believe I'm meeting you. - He never mentioned a Madeline thing.	- I can't believe I'm meeting you. - He never mentioned a Madeline thing.
57	00:06:33,267	00:06:38,313	- We're both huge fans. - I'm sure he doesn't have a... thing.	- We're both huge fans. - I'm sure he doesn't have a... thing.
58	00:06:38,398	00:06:41,441	Do you?	Do you?
59	00:06:41,526	00:06:47,072	Well, I'm so happy for you... both.	Well, I'm so happy for you... both.
60	00:06:47,115	00:06:51,118	What ever happened to that, um, writing thing?	What ever happened to that, um, writing thing?
61	00:06:51,202	00:06:55,247	- Oh, well, um, I'm still trying. - Helen, don't be modest.	- Oh, well, um, I'm still trying. - Helen, don't be modest.
62	00:06:55,331	00:06:59,793	- She's a brilliant writer, Mrs. Ashton. - Mess.	- She's a brilliant writer, Mrs. Ashton. - Mess.
63	00:06:59,877	00:07:02,295	Tell me, Doctor...	Tell me, Doctor...
64	00:07:02,296	00:07:05,715	do you think that I'm starting to need you?	do you think that I'm starting to need you?
65	00:07:08,469	00:07:10,929	So...	So...
66	00:07:12,557	00:07:14,516	have you two set a date?	have you two set a date?
67	00:07:14,600	00:07:16,893	- Yes... we have. - No, actually...	- Yes... we have. - No, actually...
68	00:07:18,479	00:07:22,357	We see the upper eyelid skin incision...	We see the upper eyelid skin incision...
69	00:07:22,442	00:07:25,902	from the medial canthus to the lateral orbital margin.	from the medial canthus to the lateral orbital margin.
70	00:07:25,945	00:07:29,072	There are two fat compartments in the upper eyelid, three in the lower.	There are two fat compartments in the upper eyelid, three in the lower.
71	00:07:29,115	00:07:31,783	Oops. Look at all this bleeding.	Oops. Look at all this bleeding.
72	00:07:31,868	00:07:36,163	Needle-tip cautery. Quickly, please.	Needle-tip cautery. Quickly, please.
73	00:07:41,669	00:07:45,130	For heaven's sake, Helen, it was a dinner.	For heaven's sake, Helen, it was a dinner.
74	00:07:45,131	00:07:47,799	The woman wanted my professional opinion.	The woman wanted my professional opinion.
75	00:07:47,967	00:07:51,178	Ernest, you don't know Madeline the way I do.	Ernest, you don't know Madeline the way I do.
76	00:07:51,220	00:07:54,890	She wants you. She wants you because you're mine.	She wants you. She wants you because you're mine.
77	00:07:54,974	00:07:57,434	I've lost men to her before.	I've lost men to her before.
78	00:07:57,477	00:08:01,521	She just turns on that flash and that glitter and they're gone.	She just turns on that flash and that glitter and they're gone.
79	00:08:01,606	00:08:04,649	That's why I wanted you to meet her before we got married.	That's why I wanted you to meet her before we got married.
80	00:08:04,734	00:08:09,529	I just had to see if you could pass the Madeline Ashton test.	I just had to see if you could pass the Madeline Ashton test.
81	00:08:09,614	00:08:13,158	Please... Please, don't fail.	Please... Please, don't fail.
82	00:08:13,284	00:08:17,287	I couldn't take it again.	I couldn't take it again.
83	00:08:17,330	00:08:19,956	I don't know what I'd do.	I don't know what I'd do.
84	00:08:19,999	00:08:24,252	Do you know how silly you're sounding?	Do you know how silly you're sounding?
85	00:08:25,546	00:08:27,672	Oh, darling,	Oh, darling,
86	00:08:27,673	00:08:32,219	I have absolutely no interest in Madeline Ashton.	I have absolutely no interest in Madeline Ashton.
87	00:09:52,091	00:09:55,635	Mrs. Helen Sharp? It's your landlord. Open the door, please.	Mrs. Helen Sharp? It's your landlord. Open the door, please.
88	00:09:55,720	00:09:58,638	I know you're in there!	I know you're in there!
89	00:09:58,723	00:10:01,558	I have your final eviction notice.	I have your final eviction notice.
90	00:10:01,601	00:10:03,685	If you don't come out,	If you don't come out,
91	00:10:03,769	00:10:08,064	- I'm going to break the door. - What are you doing here?	- I'm going to break the door. - What are you doing here?
92	00:10:08,107	00:10:11,484	I have the police. If you don't open, we're going to break the door.	I have the police. If you don't open, we're going to break the door.
93	00:10:11,569	00:10:16,406	- Well, speak! - I'm going to charge you for it too.	- Well, speak! - I'm going to charge you for it too.
94	00:10:16,532	00:10:21,286	- Lady, let's go. - You heard what he said.	- Lady, let's go. - You heard what he said.
95	00:10:25,625	00:10:30,128	You're in trouble.	You're in trouble.
96	00:10:30,171	00:10:34,466	Come on. Open it!	Come on. Open it!
97	00:10:48,564	00:10:52,734	Lady, listen. You have the right to remain silent.	Lady, listen. You have the right to remain silent.
98	00:10:52,818	00:10:55,236	If you give up the right to remain silent...	If you give up the right to remain silent...
99	00:10:55,321	00:10:58,406	Are you nuts?	Are you nuts?
100	00:10:58,491	00:11:00,784	Come on. Get her outta here!	Come on. Get her outta here!
101	00:11:00,868	00:11:03,036	So...	So...
102	00:11:06,123	00:11:08,208	what about you, Helen?	what about you, Helen?
103	00:11:08,292	00:11:12,170	We haven't heard from you in a while.	We haven't heard from you in a while.
104	00:11:12,213	00:11:15,382	Is there anything...	Is there anything...
105	00:11:15,466	00:11:19,386	you'd like to... talk about... with the group?	you'd like to... talk about... with the group?
106	00:11:26,185	00:11:28,144	Yes.	Yes.
107	00:11:32,525	00:11:36,361	I would like to talk about...	I would like to talk about...
108	00:11:38,155	00:11:39,656	Madeline...	Madeline...
109	00:11:39,740	00:11:41,157	Ashton.	Ashton.
110	00:11:41,200	00:11:43,410	Stop! Stop it! Stop!	Stop! Stop it! Stop!
111	00:11:43,494	00:11:46,287	No! No!	No! No!
112	00:11:52,044	00:11:54,379	Is this where we are, Helen?	Is this where we are, Helen?
113	00:11:54,463	00:11:57,799	Six months of therapy. You're not one pound lighter.	Six months of therapy. You're not one pound lighter.
114	00:11:57,883	00:12:00,802	And we are still talking about Madeline Ashton!	And we are still talking about Madeline Ashton!
115	00:12:00,886	00:12:04,639	- You think I enjoy talking about her? - Do you think I enjoy it?	- You think I enjoy talking about her? - Do you think I enjoy it?
116	00:12:04,724	00:12:07,726	Is that what you think? You better think again!	Is that what you think? You better think again!
117	00:12:07,768	00:12:12,397	Oh, Helen, for you to have a life,	Oh, Helen, for you to have a life,
118	00:12:12,523	00:12:15,900	for any of us to have a life,	for any of us to have a life,
119	00:12:15,985	00:12:18,069	you have got to forget about her.	you have got to forget about her.
120	00:12:18,154	00:12:20,530	You have to erase her from your mend.	You have to erase her from your mend.
121	00:12:20,614	00:12:24,325	- You have to completely eliminate any... - What?	- You have to completely eliminate any... - What?
122	00:12:24,410	00:12:27,412	You have to completely eliminate...	You have to completely eliminate...
123	00:12:27,496	00:12:29,998	You're right.	You're right.
124	00:12:30,082	00:12:31,416	What?	What?
125	00:12:31,500	00:12:35,295	You're absolutely right.	You're absolutely right.
126	00:12:53,564	00:12:55,482	Yes?	Yes?
127	00:12:55,566	00:12:59,402	I have a delivery for Madeline Ashton and Dr. Ernest Menville.	I have a delivery for Madeline Ashton and Dr. Ernest Menville.
128	00:13:34,605	00:13:36,981	Good morning, madam.	Good morning, madam.
129	00:13:37,024	00:13:40,944	You look absolutely marvelous.	You look absolutely marvelous.
130	00:13:40,986	00:13:43,404	Hey, wait a minute.	Hey, wait a minute.
131	00:13:44,573	00:13:46,950	Aren't you forgetting something?	Aren't you forgetting something?
132	00:13:47,076	00:13:50,161	- It's only Thursday. I'm supposed to... - Never mend.	- It's only Thursday. I'm supposed to... - Never mend.
133	00:13:50,246	00:13:53,331	I think I need you to say it every morning.	I think I need you to say it every morning.
134	00:13:53,374	00:13:55,583	Very well.	Very well.
135	00:13:55,626	00:13:58,127	Oh, madam, you look younger every day.	Oh, madam, you look younger every day.
136	00:13:58,254	00:14:01,965	Thank you, Rose. Thank you very much.	Thank you, Rose. Thank you very much.
137	00:14:02,007	00:14:04,175	It's so sweet... What is this?	It's so sweet... What is this?
138	00:14:04,218	00:14:08,555	Your tickets for Helen Sharp's book party.	Your tickets for Helen Sharp's book party.
139	00:14:08,639	00:14:11,432	They just came.	They just came.
140	00:14:11,517	00:14:14,853	Helen Sharp's book party!	Helen Sharp's book party!
141	00:14:14,895	00:14:17,856	- "Forever Young"? - I like that title.	- "Forever Young"? - I like that title.
142	00:14:20,568	00:14:24,279	Oh, forever young! Right.	Oh, forever young! Right.
143	00:14:24,363	00:14:27,365	And eternally fat!	And eternally fat!
144	00:14:27,449	00:14:32,078	Oh, clever little witch. She sent seating assignments.	Oh, clever little witch. She sent seating assignments.
145	00:14:33,497	00:14:35,915	I find it very hard to believe...	I find it very hard to believe...
146	00:14:36,041	00:14:39,878	that he got up early and made his side of the bed.	that he got up early and made his side of the bed.
147	00:14:39,962	00:14:44,340	- No, madam. - So where did he sleep?	- No, madam. - So where did he sleep?
148	00:14:44,425	00:14:46,509	Again?	Again?
149	00:14:48,846	00:14:52,807	The beaver has always been of interest to man.	The beaver has always been of interest to man.
150	00:14:54,935	00:14:58,187	It is the second largest rodent in the world.	It is the second largest rodent in the world.
151	00:15:04,820	00:15:11,993	Dr. Menville?	Dr. Menville?
152	00:15:14,496	00:15:17,248	Is this an angel I see before me?	Is this an angel I see before me?
153	00:15:17,333	00:15:21,878	- Dr. Menville, you're so cute. - Thank you, Rose.	- Dr. Menville, you're so cute. - Thank you, Rose.
154	00:15:27,259	00:15:30,720	Oh!	Oh!
155	00:15:30,846	00:15:33,598	More vodka.	More vodka.
156	00:15:34,475	00:15:36,851	An outstanding characteristic of a beaver...	An outstanding characteristic of a beaver...
157	00:15:36,936	00:15:40,521	is the large, flat tail.	is the large, flat tail.
158	00:15:48,030	00:15:51,115	- Is it up yet? - Yes, ser.	- Is it up yet? - Yes, ser.
159	00:15:51,158	00:15:53,952	It's in the bath.	It's in the bath.
160	00:15:54,036	00:15:58,581	Your beeper was beeping. It's Mr. Franklin again.	Your beeper was beeping. It's Mr. Franklin again.
161	00:16:09,468	00:16:12,053	Rose! Oh, it's you.	Rose! Oh, it's you.
162	00:16:12,137	00:16:14,764	Fine, dear, thank you. Like a rock.	Fine, dear, thank you. Like a rock.
163	00:16:14,890	00:16:17,058	You're dressed. Special occasion?	You're dressed. Special occasion?
164	00:16:17,101	00:16:18,977	- Work. - Ghoul!	- Work. - Ghoul!
165	00:16:19,144	00:16:22,146	Dr. Menville, thank God.	Dr. Menville, thank God.
166	00:16:22,189	00:16:25,817	- I'm sorry to call at the last minute. - Yes.	- I'm sorry to call at the last minute. - Yes.
167	00:16:25,901	00:16:30,405	He's completely prepped. Our top staff have been summoned and are waiting.	He's completely prepped. Our top staff have been summoned and are waiting.
168	00:16:30,447	00:16:32,824	Good, I'm sure he'll be fine. Just calm down.	Good, I'm sure he'll be fine. Just calm down.
169	00:16:32,950	00:16:36,285	Calm? I am calm. Everyone is calm here.	Calm? I am calm. Everyone is calm here.
170	00:16:36,328	00:16:38,871	- Who is it? - Fernando Rivas, the actor.	- Who is it? - Fernando Rivas, the actor.
171	00:16:38,956	00:16:43,167	He drowned in his hot tub. Very bloated, very swollen.	He drowned in his hot tub. Very bloated, very swollen.
172	00:16:43,252	00:16:46,379	He was making love to his new fiancee.	He was making love to his new fiancee.
173	00:16:46,463	00:16:49,632	Eighteen years old, from Cuba.	Eighteen years old, from Cuba.
174	00:16:49,717	00:16:52,427	He's got this expression of happiness that is completely inappropriate.	He's got this expression of happiness that is completely inappropriate.
175	00:16:52,511	00:16:56,764	Thank you, Mr. Franklin, we'll see if we can't give him a little character,	Thank you, Mr. Franklin, we'll see if we can't give him a little character,
176	00:16:56,807	00:16:58,474	a little depth.	a little depth.
177	00:16:58,600	00:17:04,063	Depth? Oh, no, Dr. Menville, you can't give him any character or depth.	Depth? Oh, no, Dr. Menville, you can't give him any character or depth.
178	00:17:04,148	00:17:07,191	People have to recognize him.	People have to recognize him.
179	00:17:07,276	00:17:11,154	- Good afternoon, Mess Ashton. - 3:00 with Anna.	- Good afternoon, Mess Ashton. - 3:00 with Anna.
180	00:17:11,196	00:17:13,281	Yes, I know. You may go down.	Yes, I know. You may go down.
181	00:17:19,580	00:17:23,541	Mess Ashton, how are you? So good to see you!	Mess Ashton, how are you? So good to see you!
182	00:17:23,584	00:17:27,670	Listen, I've got a really important party tonight.	Listen, I've got a really important party tonight.
183	00:17:27,713	00:17:31,007	Really important. You understand?	Really important. You understand?
184	00:17:31,050	00:17:34,677	You well be the best one!	You well be the best one!
185	00:17:34,720	00:17:37,346	I have to be better than that.	I have to be better than that.
186	00:17:37,431	00:17:39,599	I am sorry, but the plasma separation...	I am sorry, but the plasma separation...
187	00:17:39,641	00:17:42,226	is a very traumatic process to the body!	is a very traumatic process to the body!
188	00:17:42,352	00:17:44,854	Our policy clearly prohibits...	Our policy clearly prohibits...
189	00:17:44,897	00:17:47,899	more than one in a six-month period.	more than one in a six-month period.
190	00:17:47,941	00:17:50,443	So? It's been nearly that long already.	So? It's been nearly that long already.
191	00:17:50,569	00:17:55,073	Mess Ashton, you had one three weeks ago.	Mess Ashton, you had one three weeks ago.
192	00:17:55,074	00:17:58,618	- How about a nice collagen buff? - "A collagen buff"?	- How about a nice collagen buff? - "A collagen buff"?
193	00:17:58,744	00:18:01,996	You might as well ask me to wash with soap and water!	You might as well ask me to wash with soap and water!
194	00:18:03,916	00:18:06,834	Tonight is very important to me.	Tonight is very important to me.
195	00:18:06,919	00:18:10,755	- I could do your makeup myself. - Makeup is pointless!	- I could do your makeup myself. - Makeup is pointless!
196	00:18:10,839	00:18:13,549	It does nothing anymore.	It does nothing anymore.
197	00:18:13,592	00:18:15,885	Are you listening to me? Do you even care?	Are you listening to me? Do you even care?
198	00:18:15,928	00:18:19,305	You stand there with your 22-year-old skin and your tits like rocks...	You stand there with your 22-year-old skin and your tits like rocks...
199	00:18:19,306	00:18:22,141	and laugh at me.	and laugh at me.
200	00:18:28,816	00:18:31,067	Mmm.	Mmm.
201	00:18:31,110	00:18:34,403	I could pay you extra.	I could pay you extra.
202	00:18:35,572	00:18:39,242	Something... on a personal bases.	Something... on a personal bases.
203	00:18:39,284	00:18:42,120	You know what I mean? How about that?	You know what I mean? How about that?
204	00:18:42,204	00:18:45,164	Money is no object. It means nothing to me.	Money is no object. It means nothing to me.
205	00:18:45,249	00:18:47,625	Ahem.	Ahem.
206	00:18:47,793	00:18:51,462	I'm sorry, Mr. Chagall. I'm really, really sorry.	I'm sorry, Mr. Chagall. I'm really, really sorry.
207	00:18:51,547	00:18:54,382	Anna, don't talk, just go away.	Anna, don't talk, just go away.
208	00:18:54,466	00:18:56,884	Leave us alone, mmm?	Leave us alone, mmm?
209	00:18:56,969	00:19:00,096	- I don't want to look at you anymore. - Oh, okay.	- I don't want to look at you anymore. - Oh, okay.
210	00:19:00,139	00:19:02,306	Thank you so much.	Thank you so much.
211	00:19:04,184	00:19:06,769	Please.	Please.
212	00:19:08,522	00:19:11,399	- I suppose I should apologize. - Oh, no, no.	- I suppose I should apologize. - Oh, no, no.
213	00:19:11,483	00:19:16,112	I am very sensitive to your torment.	I am very sensitive to your torment.
214	00:19:16,196	00:19:19,532	- Excuse me? - But unfortunately we are mere mortals.	- Excuse me? - But unfortunately we are mere mortals.
215	00:19:19,575	00:19:24,954	We are restricted by the... laws of nature.	We are restricted by the... laws of nature.
216	00:19:24,997	00:19:28,040	Well, what more could one expect?	Well, what more could one expect?
217	00:19:28,125	00:19:31,002	Mmm, mmm, that depends.	Mmm, mmm, that depends.
218	00:19:31,086	00:19:36,507	I could not help but overhear your little joke about money being no object.	I could not help but overhear your little joke about money being no object.
219	00:19:36,592	00:19:39,510	- That was no joke! - I see.	- That was no joke! - I see.
220	00:19:41,847	00:19:44,223	I wonder, Mess Ashton,	I wonder, Mess Ashton,
221	00:19:44,308	00:19:48,394	if perhaps you have ever heard of...	if perhaps you have ever heard of...
222	00:19:50,564	00:19:52,523	Lisle Von Rhuman?	Lisle Von Rhuman?
223	00:19:52,608	00:19:55,193	Ah... no.	Ah... no.
224	00:19:55,235	00:19:58,196	No, of course you haven't. Very few have.	No, of course you haven't. Very few have.
225	00:19:58,238	00:20:00,364	Only a select group.	Only a select group.
226	00:20:00,449	00:20:03,367	She may be able to help you.	She may be able to help you.
227	00:20:04,703	00:20:06,996	Here is her address.	Here is her address.
228	00:20:07,122	00:20:10,708	She accepts callers day... and night.	She accepts callers day... and night.
229	00:20:10,792	00:20:12,168	Eh...	Eh...
230	00:20:12,336	00:20:16,631	It is a very, very select group, you understand?	It is a very, very select group, you understand?
231	00:20:16,673	00:20:19,050	Sure.	Sure.
232	00:20:21,511	00:20:25,348	I'm glad this happened, Mess Ashton.	I'm glad this happened, Mess Ashton.
233	00:20:25,432	00:20:29,810	We shall be seeing more of you, I think.	We shall be seeing more of you, I think.
234	00:20:29,853	00:20:31,938	Yes, I think so.	Yes, I think so.
235	00:20:38,320	00:20:40,613	Weirdo.	Weirdo.
236	00:20:47,788	00:20:50,831	Could you just not breathe?	Could you just not breathe?
237	00:21:00,759	00:21:03,928	Jesus, what'd she do? Here extras?	Jesus, what'd she do? Here extras?
238	00:21:03,971	00:21:05,930	Good evening.	Good evening.
239	00:21:08,642	00:21:11,602	Evian, please. No ice.	Evian, please. No ice.
240	00:21:12,813	00:21:15,189	- Dr. Menville? - Yes.	- Dr. Menville? - Yes.
241	00:21:15,274	00:21:18,150	- Ernest Menville? - Yes.	- Ernest Menville? - Yes.
242	00:21:18,235	00:21:22,530	- He, I'm Vivian Adams. - He, h-h-have we met?	- He, I'm Vivian Adams. - He, h-h-have we met?
243	00:21:22,572	00:21:24,949	Long ago. I never had a chance to thank you...	Long ago. I never had a chance to thank you...
244	00:21:25,075	00:21:30,288	for the spectacular job you did with my Aunt Esther.	for the spectacular job you did with my Aunt Esther.
245	00:21:30,330	00:21:32,790	Oh, well, thank you very much.	Oh, well, thank you very much.
246	00:21:32,833	00:21:35,543	Her color, her tone.	Her color, her tone.
247	00:21:35,627	00:21:39,672	- You even brought out her cheekbones. - Well, that's my job.	- You even brought out her cheekbones. - Well, that's my job.
248	00:21:39,756	00:21:42,466	It was almost a shame to bury her.	It was almost a shame to bury her.
249	00:21:42,509	00:21:44,802	It's so sweet of you to say that.	It's so sweet of you to say that.
250	00:21:44,845	00:21:47,763	Can I ask you what your secret is?	Can I ask you what your secret is?
251	00:21:47,806	00:21:49,974	Spray paint.	Spray paint.
252	00:21:51,310	00:21:55,896	You see, you can't just use regular makeup on dead skin.	You see, you can't just use regular makeup on dead skin.
253	00:21:55,981	00:21:57,940	The pores are too dry.	The pores are too dry.
254	00:21:57,983	00:22:00,985	You've gotta use a palette and grind the stuff in.	You've gotta use a palette and grind the stuff in.
255	00:22:01,069	00:22:04,530	One day I'm in the hardware store and I think, "What about mannequin paint?"	One day I'm in the hardware store and I think, "What about mannequin paint?"
256	00:22:04,573	00:22:09,410	It's got its own chemical adhesive, comes in a variety of flesh...	It's got its own chemical adhesive, comes in a variety of flesh...
257	00:22:10,746	00:22:13,372	Excuse me!	Excuse me!
258	00:22:29,348	00:22:31,515	Have you seen her yet?	Have you seen her yet?
259	00:22:31,600	00:22:35,770	What a joke. She's not even here.	What a joke. She's not even here.
260	00:22:37,522	00:22:41,650	- Oh, look over there. - Wh...	- Oh, look over there. - Wh...
261	00:22:41,693	00:22:46,364	Oh, looks as though she's lost a few pounds!	Oh, looks as though she's lost a few pounds!
262	00:22:52,037	00:22:55,331	- We're leaving. - Nonsense. Let's go talk to her.	- We're leaving. - Nonsense. Let's go talk to her.
263	00:22:55,374	00:22:59,543	No. I'll talk to her.	No. I'll talk to her.
264	00:23:01,004	00:23:05,591	I just want you to know that I am at your disposal.	I just want you to know that I am at your disposal.
265	00:23:05,675	00:23:09,011	You can call me day or night.	You can call me day or night.
266	00:23:09,054	00:23:11,722	I did give you all my numbers?	I did give you all my numbers?
267	00:23:25,153	00:23:26,487	Mad?	Mad?
268	00:23:26,571	00:23:29,407	Hel!	Hel!
269	00:23:35,539	00:23:39,041	I don't believe it!	I don't believe it!
270	00:23:39,084	00:23:44,422	Helen, darling, 12 years! 12 long years!	Helen, darling, 12 years! 12 long years!
271	00:23:44,464	00:23:47,800	And look at you, you have a... waist.	And look at you, you have a... waist.
272	00:23:47,926	00:23:51,095	Oh, you haven't changed.	Oh, you haven't changed.
273	00:23:51,138	00:23:54,306	Gosh, I'm glad you came. I didn't know if you would.	Gosh, I'm glad you came. I didn't know if you would.
274	00:23:54,349	00:23:56,767	I spoke to my P.R. Woman and she said,	I spoke to my P.R. Woman and she said,
275	00:23:56,893	00:23:59,812	"Madeline Ashton goes to the opening of an envelope."	"Madeline Ashton goes to the opening of an envelope."
276	00:23:59,896	00:24:02,648	Those people can be so cruel.	Those people can be so cruel.
277	00:24:02,732	00:24:06,026	I fired her. Well, I almost fired her.	I fired her. Well, I almost fired her.
278	00:24:06,111	00:24:08,404	Well, that was sweet of you, dear.	Well, that was sweet of you, dear.
279	00:24:08,447	00:24:10,573	- Would you mend? - Not at all.	- Would you mend? - Not at all.
280	00:24:10,615	00:24:15,202	- So, how's it been? - Heaven, it's absolute heaven.	- So, how's it been? - Heaven, it's absolute heaven.
281	00:24:15,287	00:24:18,247	- Ernest is a dream. - I'm so happy for you both.	- Ernest is a dream. - I'm so happy for you both.
282	00:24:18,290	00:24:21,167	I often thought to myself "I don't deserve this"...	I often thought to myself "I don't deserve this"...
283	00:24:21,251	00:24:24,336	because it came at your expense.	because it came at your expense.
284	00:24:24,421	00:24:27,965	And that thought made me feel... terrible.	And that thought made me feel... terrible.
285	00:24:28,049	00:24:31,302	Listen, that was a long time ago.	Listen, that was a long time ago.
286	00:24:31,386	00:24:35,639	You didn't steal him. He went to you.	You didn't steal him. He went to you.
287	00:24:35,724	00:24:38,809	It wasn't you. It was him.	It wasn't you. It was him.
288	00:24:38,894	00:24:41,812	I want you to know something.	I want you to know something.
289	00:24:41,855	00:24:47,318	I have never ever blamed you. Never!	I have never ever blamed you. Never!
290	00:24:55,827	00:25:00,164	- Do you believe how she looks? - How old is she?	- Do you believe how she looks? - How old is she?
291	00:25:00,248	00:25:02,875	- Fifty. - Fifty?	- Fifty. - Fifty?
292	00:25:02,959	00:25:05,336	You've gotta be kidding.	You've gotta be kidding.
293	00:25:05,420	00:25:08,964	I wonder what her secret is.	I wonder what her secret is.
294	00:25:31,071	00:25:35,658	- Life has turned out as quite a party. - You used to hate parties.	- Life has turned out as quite a party. - You used to hate parties.
295	00:25:35,784	00:25:38,994	That was when I was old. You should see me now.	That was when I was old. You should see me now.
296	00:25:39,037	00:25:42,498	I didn't know you were so unhappy.	I didn't know you were so unhappy.
297	00:25:46,336	00:25:48,796	Never could lee to you.	Never could lee to you.
298	00:25:51,049	00:25:55,469	I know about the kind of... work you're doing now.	I know about the kind of... work you're doing now.
299	00:25:55,512	00:25:57,680	It's not work.	It's not work.
300	00:25:57,722	00:26:01,892	I would sell my soul to be able to operate again.	I would sell my soul to be able to operate again.
301	00:26:01,977	00:26:06,438	- Oh, Helen, I've wasted my life. - No, Ernest.	- Oh, Helen, I've wasted my life. - No, Ernest.
302	00:26:06,565	00:26:09,400	She's wasted you.	She's wasted you.
303	00:26:09,442	00:26:12,444	She married a brilliant surgeon...	She married a brilliant surgeon...
304	00:26:12,529	00:26:15,322	and turned him into an undertaker.	and turned him into an undertaker.
305	00:26:15,407	00:26:18,325	I want you to know something.	I want you to know something.
306	00:26:18,410	00:26:22,037	I have never blamed you for leaving me.	I have never blamed you for leaving me.
307	00:26:22,080	00:26:25,249	I always knew it was her.	I always knew it was her.
308	00:26:25,333	00:26:28,210	She's a woman.	She's a woman.
309	00:26:28,253	00:26:31,880	A woman, Ernest.	A woman, Ernest.
310	00:26:31,965	00:26:34,300	From Newark, for God's sakes.	From Newark, for God's sakes.
311	00:26:34,342	00:26:39,680	I well never forgive her for what she's done to you.	I well never forgive her for what she's done to you.
312	00:26:41,391	00:26:43,434	Never.	Never.
313	00:27:14,799	00:27:17,134	Dakota!	Dakota!
314	00:27:18,053	00:27:22,640	Oh!	Oh!
315	00:27:25,018	00:27:26,852	- What's wrong? - Nothing.	- What's wrong? - Nothing.
316	00:27:26,936	00:27:28,979	I didn't know you were coming over.	I didn't know you were coming over.
317	00:27:29,064	00:27:31,649	- Oh, my God, you're not alone. - Of course I am.	- Oh, my God, you're not alone. - Of course I am.
318	00:27:31,691	00:27:34,485	- I'm completely alone. - Dakota?	- I'm completely alone. - Dakota?
319	00:27:34,569	00:27:37,738	Actually, completely isn't quite what I meant.	Actually, completely isn't quite what I meant.
320	00:27:37,822	00:27:41,575	- How dare you make me feel cheap! - Madeline, I forgot.	- How dare you make me feel cheap! - Madeline, I forgot.
321	00:27:41,660	00:27:44,662	- She's here to... She's here to fix... - Who is she?	- She's here to... She's here to fix... - Who is she?
322	00:27:44,704	00:27:47,581	- I'm trying to tell you... - Who is the little piece of meat?	- I'm trying to tell you... - Who is the little piece of meat?
323	00:27:47,666	00:27:50,918	She's a friend of, of, the guy who was here to...	She's a friend of, of, the guy who was here to...
324	00:27:51,002	00:27:54,922	- Jesus, at least lee quickly! - I am trying to.	- Jesus, at least lee quickly! - I am trying to.
325	00:27:55,006	00:28:00,636	Look, you gotta believe me. This is perfectly innocent.	Look, you gotta believe me. This is perfectly innocent.
326	00:28:14,651	00:28:16,610	Hey, hey, hey.	Hey, hey, hey.
327	00:28:16,695	00:28:19,029	I'm sick of this shit, you know that?	I'm sick of this shit, you know that?
328	00:28:19,072	00:28:21,699	- I am doing you a favor here. - Doing me a favor?	- I am doing you a favor here. - Doing me a favor?
329	00:28:21,825	00:28:25,160	- I gave you... - Yeah, you gave, I gave. Big deal!	- I gave you... - Yeah, you gave, I gave. Big deal!
330	00:28:25,203	00:28:27,830	Somebody told me we look ridiculous together.	Somebody told me we look ridiculous together.
331	00:28:27,956	00:28:30,374	How do you think that makes me feel?	How do you think that makes me feel?
332	00:28:30,458	00:28:32,751	You never think about my feelings.	You never think about my feelings.
333	00:28:32,877	00:28:36,213	Go find someone your own age, Madeline!	Go find someone your own age, Madeline!
334	00:29:42,280	00:29:46,074	Madeline! I need to speak to Madeline at once!	Madeline! I need to speak to Madeline at once!
335	00:29:47,202	00:29:49,453	No.	No.
336	00:29:52,499	00:29:56,835	Madeline. I need to speak to Madeline at once!	Madeline. I need to speak to Madeline at once!
337	00:29:56,836	00:29:58,921	Yeah.	Yeah.
338	00:30:39,170	00:30:41,672	Geez.	Geez.
339	00:31:00,108	00:31:03,694	- Good evening. I hope it's not too... - Not at all, Mess Ashton.	- Good evening. I hope it's not too... - Not at all, Mess Ashton.
340	00:31:03,820	00:31:06,530	Mess Von Rhuman's expecting you.	Mess Von Rhuman's expecting you.
341	00:31:06,573	00:31:08,949	She is?	She is?
342	00:31:18,376	00:31:21,003	Walt here, please.	Walt here, please.
343	00:31:47,322	00:31:50,324	Follow me, please.	Follow me, please.
344	00:32:18,436	00:32:21,521	Excuse me.	Excuse me.
345	00:32:23,358	00:32:26,109	I hoped you'd come.	I hoped you'd come.
346	00:32:26,152	00:32:30,572	Make some room for my friend, for Christ’s sake!	Make some room for my friend, for Christ’s sake!
347	00:32:30,615	00:32:32,699	But...	But...
348	00:32:35,328	00:32:37,871	keep your ass handy.	keep your ass handy.
349	00:32:46,589	00:32:52,010	May I say that I've always thought yours...	May I say that I've always thought yours...
350	00:32:52,053	00:32:57,015	to be one of the most beautiful faces...	to be one of the most beautiful faces...
351	00:32:57,100	00:33:00,602	ever to grace the silver screen.	ever to grace the silver screen.
352	00:33:00,687	00:33:01,937	Oh.	Oh.
353	00:33:02,021	00:33:04,272	And that husband of yours,	And that husband of yours,
354	00:33:04,315	00:33:08,360	I can only say that his reputation is unsurpassed.	I can only say that his reputation is unsurpassed.
355	00:33:08,444	00:33:10,362	Oh.	Oh.
356	00:33:10,446	00:33:14,950	I just arrived in town. I follow the spring.	I just arrived in town. I follow the spring.
357	00:33:15,034	00:33:17,452	I haven't seen an autumn or winter in years.	I haven't seen an autumn or winter in years.
358	00:33:20,373	00:33:22,958	We are creatures of the spring, you and I.	We are creatures of the spring, you and I.
359	00:33:23,001	00:33:27,629	Uh-huh. I'm not really quite sure why I came.	Uh-huh. I'm not really quite sure why I came.
360	00:33:27,672	00:33:31,008	You're scared as hell... of yourself,	You're scared as hell... of yourself,
361	00:33:32,176	00:33:35,846	of the body you thought you once knew.	of the body you thought you once knew.
362	00:33:35,888	00:33:38,390	I beg your pardon?	I beg your pardon?
363	00:33:39,517	00:33:43,020	I am the one who understands.	I am the one who understands.
364	00:33:43,104	00:33:46,857	I am the one who knows your secret.	I am the one who knows your secret.
365	00:33:49,110	00:33:51,278	Who is it?	Who is it?
366	00:33:54,532	00:33:57,993	Madeline. I need to speak to Madeline.	Madeline. I need to speak to Madeline.
367	00:33:58,077	00:34:00,370	She's not here.	She's not here.
368	00:34:00,371	00:34:03,540	Ah, thank God!	Ah, thank God!
369	00:34:08,087	00:34:11,965	How did you get in? I didn't hear the gate.	How did you get in? I didn't hear the gate.
370	00:34:14,135	00:34:16,845	I didn't want you to hear.	I didn't want you to hear.
371	00:34:16,888	00:34:19,056	Ernest, ask me to go.	Ernest, ask me to go.
372	00:34:19,098	00:34:21,975	Ask me to leave this house immediately!	Ask me to leave this house immediately!
373	00:34:22,060	00:34:24,853	- You just got here. - I know, I know.	- You just got here. - I know, I know.
374	00:34:24,896	00:34:28,523	But it just took me a glimpse and I was back where I started.	But it just took me a glimpse and I was back where I started.
375	00:34:28,608	00:34:30,942	Where's that?	Where's that?
376	00:34:30,943	00:34:34,279	- Don't pretend you're not aware of it. - Of what?	- Don't pretend you're not aware of it. - Of what?
377	00:34:34,363	00:34:38,784	You're a powerful sexual being, Ernest.	You're a powerful sexual being, Ernest.
378	00:34:38,868	00:34:40,577	I am?	I am?
379	00:34:40,620	00:34:42,412	Yes, you are.	Yes, you are.
380	00:34:42,497	00:34:45,624	If I never told you before, it's because...	If I never told you before, it's because...
381	00:34:45,708	00:34:49,169	I wasn't the sort of girl that could say the word...	I wasn't the sort of girl that could say the word...
382	00:34:49,212	00:34:52,714	"sexual" without blushing.	"sexual" without blushing.
383	00:34:55,551	00:34:58,011	Well, I can now.	Well, I can now.
384	00:34:59,764	00:35:02,766	Sexual.	Sexual.
385	00:35:03,518	00:35:06,061	Sensual.	Sensual.
386	00:35:07,647	00:35:09,815	Sexy.	Sexy.
387	00:35:11,275	00:35:17,114	Sex.	Sex.
388	00:35:17,156	00:35:19,199	Sex!	Sex!
389	00:35:23,037	00:35:27,582	So warm, so full of life.	So warm, so full of life.
390	00:35:27,750	00:35:31,920	And already it ebbs away from you.	And already it ebbs away from you.
391	00:35:31,963	00:35:35,090	This is life’s ultimate cruelty.	This is life’s ultimate cruelty.
392	00:35:35,133	00:35:38,760	It offers us the taste of youth and vitality...	It offers us the taste of youth and vitality...
393	00:35:38,886	00:35:42,931	and then makes us wetness our own decay.	and then makes us wetness our own decay.
394	00:35:44,267	00:35:46,560	Well, it is the natural law.	Well, it is the natural law.
395	00:35:46,644	00:35:49,146	Screw the natural law!	Screw the natural law!
396	00:36:42,700	00:36:45,243	What is that?	What is that?
397	00:36:45,328	00:36:49,539	What you came for.	What you came for.
398	00:36:49,624	00:36:52,626	A touch of magic...	A touch of magic...
399	00:36:52,710	00:36:57,005	in this world obsessed with science.	in this world obsessed with science.
400	00:36:58,841	00:37:01,218	A tonic.	A tonic.
401	00:37:02,887	00:37:05,180	A potion.	A potion.
402	00:37:06,933	00:37:08,892	What does it do?	What does it do?
403	00:37:08,976	00:37:12,437	How old would you guess I am?	How old would you guess I am?
404	00:37:15,399	00:37:18,485	I wouldn't...	I wouldn't...
405	00:37:18,569	00:37:21,321	Come on. Don't try to flatter me.	Come on. Don't try to flatter me.
406	00:37:21,405	00:37:23,907	Thirty eight.	Thirty eight.
407	00:37:24,909	00:37:26,993	Oh, twenty eight. Twenty... three?	Oh, twenty eight. Twenty... three?
408	00:37:27,078	00:37:30,705	I am seventy-one years old.	I am seventy-one years old.
409	00:37:30,831	00:37:34,209	That's what it does.	That's what it does.
410	00:37:34,252	00:37:37,671	It stops the aging process dead in its tracks...	It stops the aging process dead in its tracks...
411	00:37:37,755	00:37:40,048	and forces it into retreat.	and forces it into retreat.
412	00:37:40,132	00:37:44,844	Drink that potion and you'll never grow even one day older.	Drink that potion and you'll never grow even one day older.
413	00:37:44,929	00:37:50,308	Don't drink it... and continue to watch yourself rot.	Don't drink it... and continue to watch yourself rot.
414	00:37:51,143	00:37:53,103	How much is it?	How much is it?
415	00:37:55,648	00:37:59,609	The sordid topic of coin...	The sordid topic of coin...
416	00:37:59,652	00:38:02,362	I'm afraid is not so simple.	I'm afraid is not so simple.
417	00:38:02,446	00:38:06,866	The cost, you see, it's different for everyone.	The cost, you see, it's different for everyone.
418	00:38:06,909	00:38:10,203	Well, for me, how much?	Well, for me, how much?
419	00:38:25,469	00:38:30,598	Well, thank you very much. I think I should be going.	Well, thank you very much. I think I should be going.
420	00:38:30,641	00:38:32,892	Sit!	Sit!
421	00:38:47,825	00:38:50,660	Hold out your hand.	Hold out your hand.
422	00:38:54,332	00:38:57,917	What are you, nuts?	What are you, nuts?
423	00:38:58,002	00:39:00,170	Watch.	Watch.
424	00:39:27,031	00:39:29,407	Check okay?	Check okay?
425	00:39:29,492	00:39:31,409	Fine.	Fine.
426	00:39:31,494	00:39:34,120	But you must make me a promise.	But you must make me a promise.
427	00:39:34,205	00:39:36,998	The secret that we share must never become public.	The secret that we share must never become public.
428	00:39:37,124	00:39:39,751	You may continue your career for ten years,	You may continue your career for ten years,
429	00:39:39,835	00:39:43,046	ten years of perfect, unchanged beauty.	ten years of perfect, unchanged beauty.
430	00:39:43,130	00:39:47,842	But at the end of that time, before people become suspicious,	But at the end of that time, before people become suspicious,
431	00:39:47,885	00:39:50,804	you have to disappear from public view forever.	you have to disappear from public view forever.
432	00:39:50,888	00:39:53,056	You can retire.	You can retire.
433	00:39:53,140	00:39:56,393	You can stage your own phony death...	You can stage your own phony death...
434	00:39:56,435	00:39:59,020	or...	or...
435	00:39:59,063	00:40:02,607	as one of my clients simply said,	as one of my clients simply said,
436	00:40:02,691	00:40:05,527	"I vant to be alone, yah."	"I vant to be alone, yah."
437	00:40:05,653	00:40:08,571	No! She's not!	No! She's not!
438	00:40:09,740	00:40:11,699	Wow!	Wow!
439	00:40:37,977	00:40:40,603	Bottoms up.	Bottoms up.
440	00:40:53,701	00:40:57,787	- Now, a warning. - Now, a warning?	- Now, a warning. - Now, a warning?
441	00:40:57,872	00:41:01,332	Take care of yourself.	Take care of yourself.
442	00:41:01,459	00:41:07,213	You and your body are going to be together a long time.	You and your body are going to be together a long time.
443	00:41:07,298	00:41:09,966	Be good to it.	Be good to it.
444	00:41:11,677	00:41:15,597	Siempre viva. Live forever.	Siempre viva. Live forever.
445	00:41:56,597	00:42:00,767	I can't believe... Del you...	I can't believe... Del you...
446	00:42:00,809	00:42:03,561	Oh... I'm a girl!	Oh... I'm a girl!
447	00:42:03,687	00:42:07,023	Shh.	Shh.
448	00:42:07,024	00:42:10,360	Ernest, oh, we gotta stop.	Ernest, oh, we gotta stop.
449	00:42:10,444	00:42:12,946	I know we... I know we...	I know we... I know we...
450	00:42:13,030	00:42:15,323	Really, Ernest. Oh.	Really, Ernest. Oh.
451	00:42:15,449	00:42:17,909	Ernest, don't be angry with me.	Ernest, don't be angry with me.
452	00:42:18,035	00:42:21,412	I'm fighting this as hard as I can, but just...	I'm fighting this as hard as I can, but just...
453	00:42:21,455	00:42:23,081	Look at you!	Look at you!
454	00:42:25,543	00:42:28,336	She's already destroyed your career.	She's already destroyed your career.
455	00:42:28,379	00:42:30,964	Now she's breaking your heart,	Now she's breaking your heart,
456	00:42:31,048	00:42:33,800	stealing your pride,	stealing your pride,
457	00:42:33,884	00:42:36,177	flaunting her lovers...	flaunting her lovers...
458	00:42:36,303	00:42:37,679	all over town.	all over town.
459	00:42:37,721	00:42:39,639	You know about that?	You know about that?
460	00:42:39,723	00:42:43,309	Everyone does.	Everyone does.
461	00:42:43,394	00:42:47,021	At the party, people spoke of nothing else.	At the party, people spoke of nothing else.
462	00:42:47,064	00:42:49,899	How can you love me, Helen?	How can you love me, Helen?
463	00:42:49,942	00:42:54,320	I've been so weak for so long.	I've been so weak for so long.
464	00:42:54,405	00:42:58,032	I should've divorced Madeline a long time ago.	I should've divorced Madeline a long time ago.
465	00:43:00,369	00:43:04,330	By God, that is exactly what I am going to do!	By God, that is exactly what I am going to do!
466	00:43:04,415	00:43:06,583	The first thing tomorrow morning,	The first thing tomorrow morning,
467	00:43:06,667	00:43:10,128	I am gonna go downtown and obtain a divorce from Madeline Ashton.	I am gonna go downtown and obtain a divorce from Madeline Ashton.
468	00:43:10,170	00:43:14,090	- Ernest? - Monday. At the very least Tuesday.	- Ernest? - Monday. At the very least Tuesday.
469	00:43:14,174	00:43:17,969	Divorce? In California?	Divorce? In California?
470	00:43:18,095	00:43:21,973	That's exactly what she wants you to do.	That's exactly what she wants you to do.
471	00:43:22,057	00:43:24,392	You have no talent for poverty.	You have no talent for poverty.
472	00:43:30,774	00:43:33,568	You can't let her get away with that.	You can't let her get away with that.
473	00:43:35,029	00:43:38,072	Then there's nothing I can do.	Then there's nothing I can do.
474	00:43:39,950	00:43:42,535	Oh, yes, there is.	Oh, yes, there is.
475	00:43:46,749	00:43:49,125	Listen to me, Ernest.	Listen to me, Ernest.
476	00:43:49,251	00:43:53,796	I've thought this through carefully, and it's the only way.	I've thought this through carefully, and it's the only way.
477	00:43:53,881	00:43:57,592	Tonight, while she's asleep, you'll sneak downstairs quietly,	Tonight, while she's asleep, you'll sneak downstairs quietly,
478	00:43:57,676	00:44:02,347	and take one of each kind of wine glass from the shelf.	and take one of each kind of wine glass from the shelf.
479	00:44:02,431	00:44:04,807	Then you'll take this Narconal...	Then you'll take this Narconal...
480	00:44:04,933	00:44:07,352	and lightly coat each glass.	and lightly coat each glass.
481	00:44:07,394	00:44:11,481	As you know, Narconal is a very powerful alcohol-base tranquilizer,	As you know, Narconal is a very powerful alcohol-base tranquilizer,
482	00:44:11,523	00:44:13,483	so you won't need much.	so you won't need much.
483	00:44:13,567	00:44:16,235	Tomorrow, I'll call Madeline to say good-bye.	Tomorrow, I'll call Madeline to say good-bye.
484	00:44:16,320	00:44:21,240	- I'll get her to enervate me to dinner. - Why don't you come to dinner?	- I'll get her to enervate me to dinner. - Why don't you come to dinner?
485	00:44:21,325	00:44:25,328	Then, at dinner, we propose a toast.	Then, at dinner, we propose a toast.
486	00:44:25,412	00:44:27,705	No matter which glass she drinks from,	No matter which glass she drinks from,
487	00:44:27,706	00:44:31,876	Narconal well be on the glass.	Narconal well be on the glass.
488	00:44:31,960	00:44:35,380	You and I work together. First, we finish dinner.	You and I work together. First, we finish dinner.
489	00:44:35,464	00:44:38,841	Then we load her in the car, take her to the top of Mulholland Drive,	Then we load her in the car, take her to the top of Mulholland Drive,
490	00:44:38,884	00:44:44,055	call the police and report we've seen a drunk woman swerving close to the edge.	call the police and report we've seen a drunk woman swerving close to the edge.
491	00:44:44,139	00:44:47,642	Some drunk woman up here on Mulholland's swerving dangerously close to the edge.	Some drunk woman up here on Mulholland's swerving dangerously close to the edge.
492	00:44:47,810	00:44:51,437	We'll sit her up in the driver’s seat...	We'll sit her up in the driver’s seat...
493	00:44:51,522	00:44:53,356	and make it look like she's had...	and make it look like she's had...
494	00:44:53,440	00:44:57,402	just a little bet too much to drink.	just a little bet too much to drink.
495	00:44:57,486	00:44:59,696	We drop the car into gear,	We drop the car into gear,
496	00:45:01,448	00:45:04,283	wedge her foot down on the accelerator,	wedge her foot down on the accelerator,
497	00:45:05,869	00:45:08,871	clamp her hands on the steering wheel...	clamp her hands on the steering wheel...
498	00:45:08,956	00:45:11,874	and send her on her way.	and send her on her way.
499	00:45:22,803	00:45:25,722	By the time they perform the autopsy,	By the time they perform the autopsy,
500	00:45:25,764	00:45:28,433	the Narconal well be completely dissolved,	the Narconal well be completely dissolved,
501	00:45:28,517	00:45:31,227	leaving only traces of alcohol.	leaving only traces of alcohol.
502	00:45:31,353	00:45:35,773	She'll be classified as just another drunk driver.	She'll be classified as just another drunk driver.
503	00:45:35,858	00:45:41,362	- They'll check her blood alcohol... - Point four-0. She had it coming.	- They'll check her blood alcohol... - Point four-0. She had it coming.
504	00:45:41,447	00:45:43,906	...and think nothing more of it.	...and think nothing more of it.
505	00:45:43,991	00:45:48,661	The case is closed. Madeline is dead.	The case is closed. Madeline is dead.
506	00:45:48,746	00:45:52,331	And we're free!	And we're free!
507	00:45:52,416	00:45:55,209	What are we saying?	What are we saying?
508	00:46:01,550	00:46:05,470	- We can't go through with this, Helen. - It's the only way.	- We can't go through with this, Helen. - It's the only way.
509	00:46:05,554	00:46:07,805	After she's gone,	After she's gone,
510	00:46:07,890	00:46:11,267	you can start your life all over again.	you can start your life all over again.
511	00:46:11,310	00:46:14,645	I can start my life all over again.	I can start my life all over again.
512	00:46:14,688	00:46:19,066	Oh, we'll be so happy!	Oh, we'll be so happy!
513	00:46:21,779	00:46:24,906	She's killing you.	She's killing you.
514	00:46:26,617	00:46:30,495	So... it would be self-defense.	So... it would be self-defense.
515	00:46:30,662	00:46:34,123	Self-defense.	Self-defense.
516	00:48:04,923	00:48:08,384	My God, it's back!	My God, it's back!
517	00:48:17,936	00:48:20,229	We have to talk.	We have to talk.
518	00:48:20,272	00:48:23,649	- Have another drink and go to bed. - You'd like that.	- Have another drink and go to bed. - You'd like that.
519	00:48:23,734	00:48:26,903	You'd like to see me drink myself into an early grave.	You'd like to see me drink myself into an early grave.
520	00:48:26,945	00:48:29,322	That is not going to happen, by God!	That is not going to happen, by God!
521	00:48:29,406	00:48:33,701	- You are not going to take my money! - What are you talking about?	- You are not going to take my money! - What are you talking about?
522	00:48:33,744	00:48:37,038	When was the last time you worked, Madeline? A real job?	When was the last time you worked, Madeline? A real job?
523	00:48:37,080	00:48:41,417	Anything you had left, you owed me a long time ago. Your face owed me.	Anything you had left, you owed me a long time ago. Your face owed me.
524	00:48:41,501	00:48:43,961	You've changed your hair?	You've changed your hair?
525	00:48:46,340	00:48:48,424	What an eye.	What an eye.
526	00:48:48,508	00:48:50,426	Don't wait up.	Don't wait up.
527	00:48:52,679	00:48:54,972	Cheap.	Cheap.
528	00:48:57,893	00:49:00,311	What did you say?	What did you say?
529	00:49:00,395	00:49:03,230	I called you cheap. That's what I think of you.	I called you cheap. That's what I think of you.
530	00:49:03,398	00:49:05,441	Who do you think you're talking to?	Who do you think you're talking to?
531	00:49:05,442	00:49:08,069	You're a cheap, tacky little tramp.	You're a cheap, tacky little tramp.
532	00:49:08,195	00:49:10,529	Who do you think you are?	Who do you think you are?
533	00:49:10,572	00:49:13,908	- Nothing like the woman I married. - You're nothing!	- Nothing like the woman I married. - You're nothing!
534	00:49:14,034	00:49:17,495	- You're a broad! - You're a tragic, boozy, flaccid clown.	- You're a broad! - You're a tragic, boozy, flaccid clown.
535	00:49:17,663	00:49:21,457	- Watch it, Madeline. - That's it. Flaccid.	- Watch it, Madeline. - That's it. Flaccid.
536	00:49:21,500	00:49:23,542	- Watch what you say. - Flaccid.	- Watch what you say. - Flaccid.
537	00:49:23,627	00:49:26,212	I don't have to take this any longer!	I don't have to take this any longer!
538	00:49:26,296	00:49:29,173	You'll take everything I have to give! You always have.	You'll take everything I have to give! You always have.
539	00:49:29,257	00:49:31,634	You're not even a man anymore. And I need a man!	You're not even a man anymore. And I need a man!
540	00:49:31,760	00:49:35,930	A real man, not some drunken, broken-down flaccid undertaker...	A real man, not some drunken, broken-down flaccid undertaker...
541	00:49:35,973	00:49:39,141	who is just as dead below the waist as his clients are.	who is just as dead below the waist as his clients are.
542	00:49:39,184	00:49:41,978	Hey, I might have more fun with one of your clients!	Hey, I might have more fun with one of your clients!
543	00:49:42,062	00:49:45,481	At least I'd know I'd be getting something stiff...	At least I'd know I'd be getting something stiff...
544	00:50:02,457	00:50:05,418	Del you think that I was just going to take it forever, Madeline?	Del you think that I was just going to take it forever, Madeline?
545	00:50:05,502	00:50:06,961	Del you?	Del you?
546	00:50:07,004	00:50:10,214	You cruel, vicious, loathsome bitch!	You cruel, vicious, loathsome bitch!
547	00:50:14,678	00:50:17,930	Please? Please?	Please? Please?
548	00:50:20,600	00:50:23,811	Oh, God! Oh!	Oh, God! Oh!
549	00:50:23,854	00:50:27,815	- Madeline, I'm so sorry. - Oh, help me! Help me!	- Madeline, I'm so sorry. - Oh, help me! Help me!
550	00:50:30,444	00:50:32,737	Hurry!	Hurry!
551	00:50:32,821	00:50:35,031	Help me! Hurry up, you wimp!	Help me! Hurry up, you wimp!
552	00:50:59,056	00:51:01,057	Oh, boy.	Oh, boy.
553	00:51:07,272	00:51:10,941	Oh, oh.	Oh, oh.
554	00:51:11,026	00:51:13,069	Oh.	Oh.
555	00:51:15,655	00:51:48,229	Oh, boy!	Oh, boy!
556	00:51:59,032	00:52:01,242	Suite 1110, please.	Suite 1110, please.
557	00:52:01,284	00:52:04,120	Helen, it's me, Ernest Menville! I did it!	Helen, it's me, Ernest Menville! I did it!
558	00:52:04,204	00:52:06,497	I didn't think I'd be able to, but I did it!	I didn't think I'd be able to, but I did it!
559	00:52:06,581	00:52:09,750	I pushed her down the stairs. She is absolutely stone cold.	I pushed her down the stairs. She is absolutely stone cold.
560	00:52:09,793	00:52:13,212	She was saying the most monstrous things and she's dead.	She was saying the most monstrous things and she's dead.
561	00:52:13,296	00:52:15,923	I just had this feeling inside of me that I couldn't contain.	I just had this feeling inside of me that I couldn't contain.
562	00:52:15,966	00:52:18,676	We're free, Helen. But I'm afraid I'm gonna burn in hell.	We're free, Helen. But I'm afraid I'm gonna burn in hell.
563	00:52:18,802	00:52:21,637	Her neck is broken and there's no pulse and she's dead.	Her neck is broken and there's no pulse and she's dead.
564	00:52:21,721	00:52:25,349	Exactly which part of the plan were you unclear on?	Exactly which part of the plan were you unclear on?
565	00:52:25,433	00:52:28,978	- We went over it three times, Ernest. - You don't understand.	- We went over it three times, Ernest. - You don't understand.
566	00:52:29,062	00:52:32,857	- Ernest, we went over it three times. - You don't understand.	- Ernest, we went over it three times. - You don't understand.
567	00:52:32,983	00:52:35,276	It just happened. It was an accident.	It just happened. It was an accident.
568	00:52:35,318	00:52:37,611	It's better than an accident. At least it's gonna look like an accident.	It's better than an accident. At least it's gonna look like an accident.
569	00:52:37,654	00:52:39,947	- Have you called the police? - No, I called you first.	- Have you called the police? - No, I called you first.
570	00:52:40,073	00:52:43,534	Ernest, you... poor, sweet thing.	Ernest, you... poor, sweet thing.
571	00:52:43,535	00:52:47,997	If the police check the phone records, don't you think it’ll look unusual...	If the police check the phone records, don't you think it’ll look unusual...
572	00:52:48,081	00:52:52,209	- that you called me before them? - Oh, my God.	- that you called me before them? - Oh, my God.
573	00:52:52,294	00:52:54,795	- You're right. - Of course I'm right!	- You're right. - Of course I'm right!
574	00:52:54,838	00:52:56,797	- Should I call them right now? - No.	- Should I call them right now? - No.
575	00:52:56,840	00:53:00,426	We have to decide what you're going to say first.	We have to decide what you're going to say first.
576	00:53:01,678	00:53:04,180	- Well? - I'm thinking.	- Well? - I'm thinking.
577	00:53:05,390	00:53:07,516	Okay, I've got it. Where's the body?	Okay, I've got it. Where's the body?
578	00:53:07,601	00:53:11,353	- At the foot of the stairs. - Good. Don't move her.	- At the foot of the stairs. - Good. Don't move her.
579	00:53:11,438	00:53:13,981	- Soon as we hang up, call the police. - Okay.	- Soon as we hang up, call the police. - Okay.
580	00:53:14,024	00:53:17,735	Tell them you were on the phone with me when you heard a terrible scream.	Tell them you were on the phone with me when you heard a terrible scream.
581	00:53:17,861	00:53:20,821	You turned around and saw Madeline fall down the stairs.	You turned around and saw Madeline fall down the stairs.
582	00:53:20,864	00:53:23,032	- Right. Perfect. - Stick to that story.	- Right. Perfect. - Stick to that story.
583	00:53:23,033	00:53:26,202	If they check the phone records, it’ll confirm what you told them.	If they check the phone records, it’ll confirm what you told them.
584	00:53:26,286	00:53:28,996	- Got it. - What about the time of death?	- Got it. - What about the time of death?
585	00:53:29,164	00:53:32,750	- Could they prove the call came after? - No, no.	- Could they prove the call came after? - No, no.
586	00:53:32,834	00:53:35,920	It's very difficult to determine time of death within a few hours.	It's very difficult to determine time of death within a few hours.
587	00:53:36,004	00:53:39,757	- It's not an exact science. - Ernest? Ernest!	- It's not an exact science. - Ernest? Ernest!
588	00:53:39,841	00:53:44,428	Ernest, you pushed me down the stairs!	Ernest, you pushed me down the stairs!
589	00:53:49,809	00:53:52,186	Stay away from me!	Stay away from me!
590	00:53:52,312	00:53:54,939	You bet I well! Animal! Psycho!	You bet I well! Animal! Psycho!
591	00:53:55,023	00:53:58,025	- Don't come near me. - Wife pusher!	- Don't come near me. - Wife pusher!
592	00:53:58,068	00:54:01,904	Don't come near me, follow me or talk to me.	Don't come near me, follow me or talk to me.
593	00:54:01,988	00:54:04,281	I don't intend to.	I don't intend to.
594	00:54:04,783	00:54:15,000	I just have to make a telephone call.	I just have to make a telephone call.
595	00:54:15,085	00:54:17,253	9-1-1, right?	9-1-1, right?
596	00:54:20,465	00:54:24,301	You're in the shit house now, pal!	You're in the shit house now, pal!
597	00:54:25,345	00:54:27,513	Madeline, look at yourself!	Madeline, look at yourself!
598	00:54:27,597	00:54:30,432	- Huh? - Look at yourself!	- Huh? - Look at yourself!
599	00:54:34,312	00:54:36,605	Ernest!	Ernest!
600	00:54:36,690	00:54:39,650	My ass!	My ass!
601	00:54:39,734	00:54:43,153	I can see... my ass!	I can see... my ass!
602	00:54:43,280	00:54:48,242	- Something’s wrong with your neck too. - I would say so.	- Something’s wrong with your neck too. - I would say so.
603	00:54:48,285	00:54:53,038	I would friggin' well say so!	I would friggin' well say so!
604	00:54:54,416	00:54:57,459	Oh! Are you okay, honey?	Oh! Are you okay, honey?
605	00:54:57,544	00:55:00,337	Yeah. Oh.	Yeah. Oh.
606	00:55:04,134	00:55:08,012	Ernest...	Ernest...
607	00:55:08,096	00:55:10,389	what's wrong with me?	what's wrong with me?
608	00:55:10,473	00:55:13,684	It's a dislocated neck. That's what it is.	It's a dislocated neck. That's what it is.
609	00:55:13,768	00:55:17,354	It could happen. I've never seen it happen, but it could happen.	It could happen. I've never seen it happen, but it could happen.
610	00:55:17,439	00:55:20,858	Yeah, so? Fix it.	Yeah, so? Fix it.
611	00:55:20,942	00:55:23,736	- How? - I don't know. Just do it!	- How? - I don't know. Just do it!
612	00:55:23,820	00:55:26,780	I wouldn't know where to begin, Madeline.	I wouldn't know where to begin, Madeline.
613	00:55:26,823	00:55:28,824	For God's sake!	For God's sake!
614	00:55:34,706	00:55:36,749	Ah!	Ah!
615	00:55:36,833	00:55:39,209	Oh!	Oh!
616	00:55:43,840	00:55:47,676	Honey, I think I need a doctor.	Honey, I think I need a doctor.
617	00:55:52,015	00:55:55,225	- What's the matter with this guy? - She's at death's door!	- What's the matter with this guy? - She's at death's door!
618	00:55:55,393	00:55:57,311	Doctor, she's at death's door.	Doctor, she's at death's door.
619	00:55:57,354	00:56:00,397	Why don't you let me be the judge of that?	Why don't you let me be the judge of that?
620	00:56:00,482	00:56:02,524	What seems to be the problem?	What seems to be the problem?
621	00:56:02,567	00:56:05,027	I fell down the stairs.	I fell down the stairs.
622	00:56:05,070	00:56:07,821	Whoopsie. Anything broken?	Whoopsie. Anything broken?
623	00:56:07,906	00:56:10,783	I don't think so. I mean, it would hurt, wouldn't it?	I don't think so. I mean, it would hurt, wouldn't it?
624	00:56:10,867	00:56:13,452	I should think so, yeah.	I should think so, yeah.
625	00:56:13,536	00:56:17,915	Maybe my wrest, but my neck feels sort of sore.	Maybe my wrest, but my neck feels sort of sore.
626	00:56:18,041	00:56:20,584	Let's have a little look at you. Which wrest is it?	Let's have a little look at you. Which wrest is it?
627	00:56:20,668	00:56:22,711	Right.	Right.
628	00:56:22,796	00:56:25,589	- Does it hurt when I do this? - No.	- Does it hurt when I do this? - No.
629	00:56:25,673	00:56:28,675	- How about this? - Nope.	- How about this? - Nope.
630	00:56:30,678	00:56:34,014	- Ah, okay, this? - Hmm, no, uh-uh.	- Ah, okay, this? - Hmm, no, uh-uh.
631	00:56:35,016	00:56:38,352	- This doesn't hurt? - Uh-uh. No.	- This doesn't hurt? - Uh-uh. No.
632	00:56:38,478	00:56:41,313	Are you telling me it doesn't hurt when I do this?	Are you telling me it doesn't hurt when I do this?
633	00:56:41,398	00:56:44,066	It doesn't hurt. I told you that.	It doesn't hurt. I told you that.
634	00:56:44,109	00:56:47,569	Uh-huh, uh-huh.	Uh-huh, uh-huh.
635	00:56:47,737	00:56:50,989	Okay, what's this you're talking about with your neck?	Okay, what's this you're talking about with your neck?
636	00:56:51,032	00:56:54,368	It hurts when I kinda turn it, you know?	It hurts when I kinda turn it, you know?
637	00:56:54,411	00:56:57,204	Maybe you just...	Maybe you just...
638	00:56:57,247	00:57:00,999	Okay, right. I see. Gotcha.	Okay, right. I see. Gotcha.
639	00:57:01,084	00:57:05,337	- What about shock? Should we check? - It could be shock.	- What about shock? Should we check? - It could be shock.
640	00:57:05,422	00:57:07,673	It could be shock.	It could be shock.
641	00:57:22,439	00:57:24,731	What is...	What is...
642	00:57:34,576	00:57:36,827	What? What is it? What's the matter?	What? What is it? What's the matter?
643	00:57:36,870	00:57:39,496	It's, uh, it's interesting.	It's, uh, it's interesting.
644	00:57:39,664	00:57:42,166	It's okeydokey.	It's okeydokey.
645	00:57:42,250	00:57:45,502	I think that just about covers it.	I think that just about covers it.
646	00:57:45,587	00:57:49,298	- Might I have a little sip of that? - Of course.	- Might I have a little sip of that? - Of course.
647	00:57:51,676	00:57:55,471	Well, I'll tell you what. We, this, uh, odd thing.	Well, I'll tell you what. We, this, uh, odd thing.
648	00:57:55,513	00:57:58,682	Your wrest, as far as I can tell,	Your wrest, as far as I can tell,
649	00:57:58,766	00:58:02,144	it's fractured in three places.	it's fractured in three places.
650	00:58:02,228	00:58:04,605	And you've shattered, uh, two, uh, vertebrae.	And you've shattered, uh, two, uh, vertebrae.
651	00:58:04,731	00:58:08,275	I can't really be certain without an x ray.	I can't really be certain without an x ray.
652	00:58:08,318	00:58:12,988	But the bone protrusion through the skin, that's not a good sign.	But the bone protrusion through the skin, that's not a good sign.
653	00:58:13,114	00:58:15,824	And, uh... your body temperature is below 80...	And, uh... your body temperature is below 80...
654	00:58:15,867	00:58:18,952	and, your, your, your...	and, your, your, your...
655	00:58:18,995	00:58:21,330	your heart's stopped beating.	your heart's stopped beating.
656	00:58:21,414	00:58:24,833	What the hell does that mean?	What the hell does that mean?
657	00:58:24,834	00:58:27,211	Exactly! Exactly what...	Exactly! Exactly what...
658	00:58:27,295	00:58:30,589	I think... I'm gonna get a second opinion.	I think... I'm gonna get a second opinion.
659	00:58:30,632	00:58:32,341	Doctor?	Doctor?
660	00:58:32,467	00:58:35,177	Well, could be worse.	Well, could be worse.
661	00:58:35,261	00:58:38,138	- I'm gonna examine you myself. - No.	- I'm gonna examine you myself. - No.
662	00:58:38,181	00:58:40,474	- Sit still. - Don't touch me.	- Sit still. - Don't touch me.
663	00:58:40,517	00:58:44,520	- My God, he's right. - He is not right. Don't be ridiculous.	- My God, he's right. - He is not right. Don't be ridiculous.
664	00:58:44,562	00:58:46,688	- This is incredible. - What would it mean if he were right?	- This is incredible. - What would it mean if he were right?
665	00:58:46,731	00:58:51,276	You're in violation of every natural law that I know.	You're in violation of every natural law that I know.
666	00:58:51,361	00:58:53,362	I, I, I, I violated what law?	I, I, I, I violated what law?
667	00:58:53,446	00:58:55,531	In violation of every natural law that I know!	In violation of every natural law that I know!
668	00:58:55,615	00:59:00,452	You're sitting there, you're talking to me, but you're dead!	You're sitting there, you're talking to me, but you're dead!
669	00:59:00,537	00:59:02,704	I'm gonna get help!	I'm gonna get help!
670	00:59:07,293	00:59:10,587	I need a doctor! Room 147!	I need a doctor! Room 147!
671	00:59:10,672	00:59:15,008	Hey! Hey!	Hey! Hey!
672	00:59:15,093	00:59:20,681	Respiratory therapist to E.R. Therapist to the E.R.	Respiratory therapist to E.R. Therapist to the E.R.
673	00:59:20,807	00:59:24,518	Where are all the doctors?	Where are all the doctors?
674	00:59:30,400	00:59:33,151	No, no, no! Not that lab!	No, no, no! Not that lab!
675	00:59:33,236	00:59:36,196	Everyone clear.	Everyone clear.
676	00:59:36,239	00:59:39,366	- What do we have now? - No pulse!	- What do we have now? - No pulse!
677	00:59:45,665	00:59:48,584	Where is she?	Where is she?
678	00:59:53,047	00:59:56,091	I'm terribly sorry, ser. I know how difficult this must be.	I'm terribly sorry, ser. I know how difficult this must be.
679	00:59:56,134	00:59:58,844	You don't understand. She didn't...	You don't understand. She didn't...
680	00:59:58,928	01:00:01,138	This is very hard to explain.	This is very hard to explain.
681	01:00:01,180	01:00:04,099	I know it is. How can anyone explain it?	I know it is. How can anyone explain it?
682	01:00:04,142	01:00:07,311	- Where did you put my wife? - Don't worry about that now.	- Where did you put my wife? - Don't worry about that now.
683	01:00:07,353	01:00:09,730	Just give yourself some time to grieve.	Just give yourself some time to grieve.
684	01:00:09,814	01:00:14,109	- Where did you put my wife? - She's dead. She's in the morgue.	- Where did you put my wife? - She's dead. She's in the morgue.
685	01:00:14,152	01:00:17,946	The morgue! She'll be furious.	The morgue! She'll be furious.
686	01:01:26,891	01:01:30,227	- Help! - Yes, it's me, darling.	- Help! - Yes, it's me, darling.
687	01:01:30,353	01:01:33,647	Oh, Ernest!	Oh, Ernest!
688	01:01:33,690	01:01:37,901	I fainted and I woke up and it was all dark.	I fainted and I woke up and it was all dark.
689	01:01:37,944	01:01:40,696	I kept yelling and yelling and yelling.	I kept yelling and yelling and yelling.
690	01:01:40,780	01:01:43,573	Nobody heard me. Nobody did anything.	Nobody heard me. Nobody did anything.
691	01:01:43,658	01:01:46,076	Then I didn't know where I was and I got scared.	Then I didn't know where I was and I got scared.
692	01:01:46,119	01:01:49,579	It's okay. It's all right.	It's okay. It's all right.
693	01:01:49,706	01:01:53,542	Ernest, I'm in the morgue.	Ernest, I'm in the morgue.
694	01:01:53,626	01:01:55,877	- Why am I in the morgue? - Shh! It's okay. It's okay!	- Why am I in the morgue? - Shh! It's okay. It's okay!
695	01:01:55,920	01:01:58,380	Listen! I understand now. It's incredible!	Listen! I understand now. It's incredible!
696	01:01:58,423	01:02:01,508	It's physically impossible, but now I understand it.	It's physically impossible, but now I understand it.
697	01:02:01,551	01:02:05,679	- They think I'm dead, Ernest. - Yes! But you're not!	- They think I'm dead, Ernest. - Yes! But you're not!
698	01:02:05,722	01:02:08,557	In the whole of recorded medical history,	In the whole of recorded medical history,
699	01:02:08,599	01:02:11,852	this has never happened to another single human.	this has never happened to another single human.
700	01:02:11,894	01:02:15,731	Yeah, so, why did it have to happen to me?	Yeah, so, why did it have to happen to me?
701	01:02:15,773	01:02:19,025	- Do you know what you are, darling? - Uh-uh.	- Do you know what you are, darling? - Uh-uh.
702	01:02:19,068	01:02:23,238	You're a sign. You're an omen, a burning bush!	You're a sign. You're an omen, a burning bush!
703	01:02:23,281	01:02:25,991	- I am? - Of course you are.	- I am? - Of course you are.
704	01:02:26,075	01:02:28,910	We're being told that we belong together.	We're being told that we belong together.
705	01:02:28,995	01:02:32,581	And I'm being called. I'm being challenged.	And I'm being called. I'm being challenged.
706	01:02:32,707	01:02:36,042	Don't you see, Madeline? It's a miracle!	Don't you see, Madeline? It's a miracle!
707	01:03:14,040	01:03:16,625	Oh, my God!	Oh, my God!
708	01:03:41,150	01:03:45,195	Shit!	Shit!
709	01:04:01,838	01:04:03,839	Oh!	Oh!
710	01:04:31,033	01:04:33,201	Formaldehyde.	Formaldehyde.
711	01:04:33,244	01:04:36,538	What in God's name?	What in God's name?
712	01:05:07,194	01:05:09,154	Darn it.	Darn it.
713	01:05:14,410	01:05:16,369	It's just not the right balance.	It's just not the right balance.
714	01:05:16,412	01:05:19,456	- How's it goin', Ern? - I don't wanna rush things, Madeline.	- How's it goin', Ern? - I don't wanna rush things, Madeline.
715	01:05:19,540	01:05:23,168	Who keeps calling?	Who keeps calling?
716	01:05:23,252	01:05:25,670	- Huh? - Who is that?	- Huh? - Who is that?
717	01:05:25,755	01:05:28,840	I can't have these interruptions!	I can't have these interruptions!
718	01:05:31,636	01:05:35,305	I'm gonna need you to hold very still.	I'm gonna need you to hold very still.
719	01:05:35,389	01:05:37,807	Oh!	Oh!
720	01:05:37,934	01:05:41,227	- What? - Madeline!	- What? - Madeline!
721	01:05:41,312	01:05:44,648	- I asked you to sit still. - Mmm, what's the matter?	- I asked you to sit still. - Mmm, what's the matter?
722	01:05:44,732	01:05:47,734	- I need more turpentine now. - Are we almost done?	- I need more turpentine now. - Are we almost done?
723	01:05:47,777	01:05:51,279	The highlights of your eyes are unbalanced. Want people to stare?	The highlights of your eyes are unbalanced. Want people to stare?
724	01:05:51,489	01:05:56,201	I can't use kerosene because it’ll affect the skin.	I can't use kerosene because it’ll affect the skin.
725	01:05:58,829	01:06:01,790	Where is she?	Where is she?
726	01:06:05,127	01:06:09,172	Oh, my gosh, Helen! What are you doesn’t here?	Oh, my gosh, Helen! What are you doesn’t here?
727	01:06:09,256	01:06:11,758	What's that on your hands? Blood?	What's that on your hands? Blood?
728	01:06:11,842	01:06:14,052	- Pant! - Pant?	- Pant! - Pant?
729	01:06:14,095	01:06:16,054	What would you be doing that you have paint on your hands?	What would you be doing that you have paint on your hands?
730	01:06:16,138	01:06:18,431	- Painting. - Ernest.	- Painting. - Ernest.
731	01:06:18,557	01:06:21,726	Are you doing something funny with Madeline?	Are you doing something funny with Madeline?
732	01:06:21,811	01:06:25,188	- Define funny. - Oh, come on, Ernest. Cough her up!	- Define funny. - Oh, come on, Ernest. Cough her up!
733	01:06:25,189	01:06:27,482	Shh, shh, shh, listen, Helen.	Shh, shh, shh, listen, Helen.
734	01:06:27,566	01:06:29,943	- We should go outside and talk. - Why are you whispering?	- We should go outside and talk. - Why are you whispering?
735	01:06:29,986	01:06:34,489	- She's resting and in a foul mood. - Are you nuts?	- She's resting and in a foul mood. - Are you nuts?
736	01:06:34,490	01:06:37,325	- She's resting! - She's not resting.	- She's resting! - She's not resting.
737	01:06:37,368	01:06:41,830	She's dead, Ernest, just like we wanted, just like we plotted together.	She's dead, Ernest, just like we wanted, just like we plotted together.
738	01:06:41,914	01:06:45,792	Remember? You may have done it alone, but I can't walk away now.	Remember? You may have done it alone, but I can't walk away now.
739	01:06:45,835	01:06:48,712	- Not after you put us both in jeopardy! - Shh!	- Not after you put us both in jeopardy! - Shh!
740	01:06:48,796	01:06:53,258	We have to bury her in Death Valley and be done with her once and for all.	We have to bury her in Death Valley and be done with her once and for all.
741	01:06:53,342	01:06:56,845	- You have to listen to me. - Stop waffling. She deserved it.	- You have to listen to me. - Stop waffling. She deserved it.
742	01:06:56,929	01:07:01,433	She was a home wrecker. She was a man-eater.	She was a home wrecker. She was a man-eater.
743	01:07:01,517	01:07:04,436	And she was a bad... actress.	And she was a bad... actress.
744	01:07:04,520	01:07:09,941	- Would you please listen to me! - Oh, stop it!	- Would you please listen to me! - Oh, stop it!
745	01:07:09,984	01:07:12,485	Madeline is not ready to be buried yet.	Madeline is not ready to be buried yet.
746	01:07:12,570	01:07:15,113	- She's upstairs resting peacefully. - Oh, fine!	- She's upstairs resting peacefully. - Oh, fine!
747	01:07:15,197	01:07:17,407	If she's not dead, you tell her to come here.	If she's not dead, you tell her to come here.
748	01:07:17,491	01:07:19,909	Tell her to come here, walk right up to me...	Tell her to come here, walk right up to me...
749	01:07:20,077	01:07:22,579	- and kiss me on the... - Kiss you on the what?	- and kiss me on the... - Kiss you on the what?
750	01:07:24,290	01:07:28,835	- Mad? - Hel.	- Mad? - Hel.
751	01:07:28,961	01:07:31,880	- Darling. - What have you two...	- Darling. - What have you two...
752	01:07:31,922	01:07:36,051	been plotting down here or should I say, what else?	been plotting down here or should I say, what else?
753	01:07:36,093	01:07:41,389	Are you angry, dear? Are you very angry?	Are you angry, dear? Are you very angry?
754	01:07:41,432	01:07:46,061	- It's alive. - Madeline?	- It's alive. - Madeline?
755	01:07:46,145	01:07:50,565	Oh, boy! Helen, I think you should leave right away.	Oh, boy! Helen, I think you should leave right away.
756	01:07:50,608	01:07:54,486	I see a very bad Staten developing here.	I see a very bad Staten developing here.
757	01:07:54,570	01:07:58,198	Dear? Madeline?	Dear? Madeline?
758	01:08:08,125	01:08:10,251	I just want you to know one thing, Hel.	I just want you to know one thing, Hel.
759	01:08:11,796	01:08:13,755	You brought this on yourself.	You brought this on yourself.
760	01:08:13,798	01:08:15,215	Madeline!	Madeline!
761	01:08:18,803	01:08:21,429	Oh, my God!	Oh, my God!
762	01:08:23,182	01:08:27,393	- What have you done? - What have I done? Defended myself.	- What have you done? - What have I done? Defended myself.
763	01:08:27,436	01:08:29,729	You plotter, co-conspirator!	You plotter, co-conspirator!
764	01:08:29,772	01:08:33,108	- She's dead! - She is?	- She's dead! - She is?
765	01:08:33,234	01:08:37,779	These are the moments that make life worth living.	These are the moments that make life worth living.
766	01:08:37,822	01:08:41,074	My God, Madeline, that was horrible. It was brutal.	My God, Madeline, that was horrible. It was brutal.
767	01:08:41,117	01:08:44,160	It was stupid! The police, Madeline! The police!	It was stupid! The police, Madeline! The police!
768	01:08:44,245	01:08:47,288	What are they gonna do? Put me in the gas chamber? Big deal.	What are they gonna do? Put me in the gas chamber? Big deal.
769	01:08:47,331	01:08:50,458	Life in prison? Know what that means to a person in your condition?	Life in prison? Know what that means to a person in your condition?
770	01:08:50,501	01:08:55,630	- So negative. Let me enjoy the moment. - What about the neighbors?	- So negative. Let me enjoy the moment. - What about the neighbors?
771	01:08:55,714	01:09:00,301	Neighbors? In 12 years in Los Angeles, have you ever seen a neighbor?	Neighbors? In 12 years in Los Angeles, have you ever seen a neighbor?
772	01:09:00,344	01:09:03,429	Oh! I gotta think! I gotta think!	Oh! I gotta think! I gotta think!
773	01:09:03,472	01:09:05,473	One of us has to stay rational.	One of us has to stay rational.
774	01:09:05,558	01:09:10,061	I am completely rational. We're going to bury her.	I am completely rational. We're going to bury her.
775	01:09:10,146	01:09:12,605	In Death Valley. You and I.	In Death Valley. You and I.
776	01:09:12,690	01:09:15,150	I most certainly well not!	I most certainly well not!
777	01:09:15,192	01:09:20,321	Oh, no? Pretty strong words for a murderer on the run,	Oh, no? Pretty strong words for a murderer on the run,
778	01:09:20,406	01:09:23,867	which is exactly what you are, Ernest.	which is exactly what you are, Ernest.
779	01:09:26,162	01:09:29,539	What if the police should receive an anonymous phone call about you...	What if the police should receive an anonymous phone call about you...
780	01:09:29,582	01:09:34,377	and find me on the floor not breathing, no pulse?	and find me on the floor not breathing, no pulse?
781	01:09:34,461	01:09:37,797	Ain’t nobody can play dead like me, Ernest.	Ain’t nobody can play dead like me, Ernest.
782	01:09:37,840	01:09:42,760	What well you tell them? You're going to be very popular in prison.	What well you tell them? You're going to be very popular in prison.
783	01:09:42,845	01:09:45,722	- Prison? - Prison.	- Prison? - Prison.
784	01:09:45,806	01:09:50,018	Do you know what they do to soft, bald, overweight Republicans...	Do you know what they do to soft, bald, overweight Republicans...
785	01:09:50,060	01:09:53,479	in prison, Ernest?	in prison, Ernest?
786	01:09:53,564	01:09:55,690	I'll get the shovels, dear.	I'll get the shovels, dear.
787	01:10:00,362	01:10:03,198	And she even paid for the hardware.	And she even paid for the hardware.
788	01:10:03,240	01:10:07,285	Don't you just love it?	Don't you just love it?
789	01:10:07,369	01:10:10,496	Oh!	Oh!
790	01:10:11,832	01:10:14,375	- Are you just gonna sit there? - What?	- Are you just gonna sit there? - What?
791	01:10:14,460	01:10:17,420	- I won't be your accomplice by myself. - I'll help.	- I won't be your accomplice by myself. - I'll help.
792	01:10:17,504	01:10:19,881	- I'm happy to help. - Help me stretch this out. Get the end.	- I'm happy to help. - Help me stretch this out. Get the end.
793	01:10:19,965	01:10:23,843	- I'm very happy to help. - Put the body right here.	- I'm very happy to help. - Put the body right here.
794	01:10:23,886	01:10:26,638	Today really shaped up in a hurry, didn't it?	Today really shaped up in a hurry, didn't it?
795	01:10:26,722	01:10:30,058	Del you ever notice how some days can start out so shitty...	Del you ever notice how some days can start out so shitty...
796	01:10:33,062	01:10:36,231	and then suddenly something wonderful happens and your whole outlook...	and then suddenly something wonderful happens and your whole outlook...
797	01:10:36,273	01:10:40,818	just suddenly... changes.	just suddenly... changes.
798	01:10:40,903	01:10:45,240	That... was totally uncalled-for.	That... was totally uncalled-for.
799	01:10:59,588	01:11:04,759	Look at me, Ernest, just look at me. I'm soaking wet.	Look at me, Ernest, just look at me. I'm soaking wet.
800	01:11:04,802	01:11:09,430	And there seems to be something wrong with your, uh, blouse.	And there seems to be something wrong with your, uh, blouse.
801	01:11:11,058	01:11:15,228	I have a hole in my stomach!	I have a hole in my stomach!
802	01:11:15,271	01:11:17,981	Oh!	Oh!
803	01:11:18,107	01:11:21,150	I have a hole in my stomach!	I have a hole in my stomach!
804	01:11:21,235	01:11:25,446	Yeah, and you're still alive.	Yeah, and you're still alive.
805	01:11:25,489	01:11:29,284	- It's another miracle! - No, it isn't.	- It's another miracle! - No, it isn't.
806	01:11:36,041	01:11:39,377	Ha! Ah-ha! You took the potion!	Ha! Ah-ha! You took the potion!
807	01:11:39,461	01:11:41,713	- How do you know about that? - Oh!	- How do you know about that? - Oh!
808	01:11:41,755	01:11:45,383	- You took the potion too. - Well, I hardly needed it.	- You took the potion too. - Well, I hardly needed it.
809	01:11:45,467	01:11:49,345	So that's why you look the way you do and you are dead.	So that's why you look the way you do and you are dead.
810	01:11:49,430	01:11:53,099	- When did you take it? - October 26, 1985. Way before you!	- When did you take it? - October 26, 1985. Way before you!
811	01:11:53,142	01:11:55,518	- What are you talking about? - The potion!	- What are you talking about? - The potion!
812	01:11:55,602	01:11:57,562	- How much did you pay? - Everything I had.	- How much did you pay? - Everything I had.
813	01:11:57,646	01:11:59,689	- And that was cheap! - You took a potion?	- And that was cheap! - You took a potion?
814	01:11:59,773	01:12:03,276	- Beauty book, my butt! - Wait a second.	- Beauty book, my butt! - Wait a second.
815	01:12:03,360	01:12:06,112	I don't think this is a miracle at all!	I don't think this is a miracle at all!
816	01:12:06,196	01:12:09,949	You're a fraud, a walking lee and I can see right through you!	You're a fraud, a walking lee and I can see right through you!
817	01:12:12,202	01:12:15,371	Speaking of which, as a friend, some advice.	Speaking of which, as a friend, some advice.
818	01:12:15,372	01:12:19,083	I would stay out of a bathing suit for a while.	I would stay out of a bathing suit for a while.
819	01:12:19,168	01:12:21,586	At least, a two piece.	At least, a two piece.
820	01:12:21,628	01:12:23,838	Or if I...	Or if I...
821	01:12:33,307	01:12:37,685	Damn. I just fixed this.	Damn. I just fixed this.
822	01:12:46,195	01:12:48,613	En garde.	En garde.
823	01:12:48,697	01:12:50,531	- Bitch. - Girls, girls!	- Bitch. - Girls, girls!
824	01:12:50,574	01:12:55,536	Let's just calm down. I'm sure we can settle this peacefully... Whoa!	Let's just calm down. I'm sure we can settle this peacefully... Whoa!
825	01:12:55,579	01:12:58,915	You should learn not to compete with me. I always wen.	You should learn not to compete with me. I always wen.
826	01:12:58,999	01:13:01,250	Yah! Yah!	Yah! Yah!
827	01:13:01,293	01:13:04,253	You may have always won, but you never played fair.	You may have always won, but you never played fair.
828	01:13:04,338	01:13:05,963	Oh!	Oh!
829	01:13:07,508	01:13:10,385	Who cares how I played? I won!	Who cares how I played? I won!
830	01:13:10,427	01:13:12,845	I'll just be upstairs.	I'll just be upstairs.
831	01:13:12,971	01:13:17,392	That's 'cause you could raise your legs higher than anyone.	That's 'cause you could raise your legs higher than anyone.
832	01:13:17,476	01:13:22,063	But look at you now! You couldn't raise an eyebrow without surgery!	But look at you now! You couldn't raise an eyebrow without surgery!
833	01:13:22,147	01:13:24,565	I've raised a lot more than an eyebrow in my day.	I've raised a lot more than an eyebrow in my day.
834	01:13:24,650	01:13:27,235	You skinny, phony, hollow bitch!	You skinny, phony, hollow bitch!
835	01:13:27,361	01:13:29,445	You've lost your one and only talent.	You've lost your one and only talent.
836	01:13:29,530	01:13:33,032	Which was one more talent than you had, you former fatso!	Which was one more talent than you had, you former fatso!
837	01:13:38,414	01:13:42,083	- Aaah! - Yes! No! Oh, damn!	- Aaah! - Yes! No! Oh, damn!
838	01:13:42,126	01:13:45,253	This is pointless! Wait a minute, this is ridiculous!	This is pointless! Wait a minute, this is ridiculous!
839	01:13:45,295	01:13:47,588	We can't even hurt each other! We can't even inflict pain!	We can't even hurt each other! We can't even inflict pain!
840	01:13:47,631	01:13:49,882	Pain!	Pain!
841	01:13:49,925	01:13:53,636	I'll tell ya about pain! Bobby O’Brien!	I'll tell ya about pain! Bobby O’Brien!
842	01:13:53,720	01:13:57,306	Scott Hunter! Ernest Menville! That's pain!	Scott Hunter! Ernest Menville! That's pain!
843	01:13:57,391	01:14:00,184	I loved every one of them and they loved me.	I loved every one of them and they loved me.
844	01:14:00,269	01:14:03,438	I well not speak to you tell you put your head on straight.	I well not speak to you tell you put your head on straight.
845	01:14:06,650	01:14:09,152	They were all I had and you took them away from me.	They were all I had and you took them away from me.
846	01:14:09,278	01:14:11,988	Not because you loved them, not because you cared...	Not because you loved them, not because you cared...
847	01:14:12,072	01:14:14,782	but just to hurt me on purpose.	but just to hurt me on purpose.
848	01:14:14,867	01:14:16,868	- That is not true! - Lear!	- That is not true! - Lear!
849	01:14:16,952	01:14:19,537	- You attacked me first! - Me?	- You attacked me first! - Me?
850	01:14:19,621	01:14:22,290	Do you think I was blend, deaf?	Do you think I was blend, deaf?
851	01:14:22,416	01:14:27,462	I couldn't hear what you and your snotty friends were saying about me?	I couldn't hear what you and your snotty friends were saying about me?
852	01:14:27,504	01:14:31,924	- You thought I was cheap. - Oh, please. You're insane.	- You thought I was cheap. - Oh, please. You're insane.
853	01:14:31,967	01:14:35,428	Then how come you never invented me to one of those parties at your parents?	Then how come you never invented me to one of those parties at your parents?
854	01:14:35,512	01:14:38,764	Because we didn't think you'd feel comfortable.	Because we didn't think you'd feel comfortable.
855	01:14:38,807	01:14:42,143	- It wasn't usual for... Stop that! - I'm trying.	- It wasn't usual for... Stop that! - I'm trying.
856	01:14:42,144	01:14:46,230	- It wasn't usual for us to have... - Trash in the house!	- It wasn't usual for us to have... - Trash in the house!
857	01:14:46,315	01:14:49,567	You're avoiding the issue. You stole my boyfriends to hurt me on purpose!	You're avoiding the issue. You stole my boyfriends to hurt me on purpose!
858	01:14:49,651	01:14:51,569	- I did not! - Admit it!	- I did not! - Admit it!
859	01:14:51,653	01:14:55,323	No, you admit it. You look me in the eye...	No, you admit it. You look me in the eye...
860	01:14:55,365	01:15:01,078	and you admit you thought I was cheap.	and you admit you thought I was cheap.
861	01:15:13,717	01:15:19,138	Okay, I thought you were cheap.	Okay, I thought you were cheap.
862	01:15:24,228	01:15:25,895	Well,	Well,
863	01:15:28,065	01:15:30,608	I hurt you on purpose.	I hurt you on purpose.
864	01:15:30,692	01:15:35,530	And I'm... really sorry.	And I'm... really sorry.
865	01:15:38,367	01:15:40,785	I'm sorry too.	I'm sorry too.
866	01:15:44,248	01:15:46,541	Ern, darling.	Ern, darling.
867	01:15:46,583	01:15:50,586	Helen and I want to apologize for that little thing downstairs.	Helen and I want to apologize for that little thing downstairs.
868	01:15:50,671	01:15:55,049	- We've got it out of our systems now. - Yeah, thank God.	- We've got it out of our systems now. - Yeah, thank God.
869	01:15:55,092	01:15:58,469	It was so awful hating you and envying you at the same time.	It was so awful hating you and envying you at the same time.
870	01:15:58,512	01:16:00,805	You envied me? I envied you!	You envied me? I envied you!
871	01:16:00,889	01:16:03,182	- You did not! - I did too.	- You did not! - I did too.
872	01:16:03,225	01:16:05,893	- Specifically, what part did you envy? - Your grade point for one.	- Specifically, what part did you envy? - Your grade point for one.
873	01:16:05,978	01:16:08,896	Excuse me. Excuse me!	Excuse me. Excuse me!
874	01:16:11,400	01:16:17,113	I just wanted to tell you both that I've come to a decision that's...	I just wanted to tell you both that I've come to a decision that's...
875	01:16:17,197	01:16:21,492	very important and long overdue.	very important and long overdue.
876	01:16:21,577	01:16:23,995	- I'm leaving. - You're what? Leaving? No.	- I'm leaving. - You're what? Leaving? No.
877	01:16:24,079	01:16:27,081	- We need you. - I promised Hel you would fix her.	- We need you. - I promised Hel you would fix her.
878	01:16:27,165	01:16:29,458	And Maddie needs work too.	And Maddie needs work too.
879	01:16:29,585	01:16:34,088	- You can go first. - Oh, that's so sweet of you!	- You can go first. - Oh, that's so sweet of you!
880	01:16:34,131	01:16:36,173	Thank you. Ern?	Thank you. Ern?
881	01:16:36,258	01:16:41,345	Come on. What do you say? For old times sake.	Come on. What do you say? For old times sake.
882	01:16:41,430	01:16:43,431	Please!	Please!
883	01:16:47,394	01:16:52,231	On one condition. When I'm done, I go.	On one condition. When I'm done, I go.
884	01:16:54,192	01:16:57,403	You don't look for me. You don't ask about me.	You don't look for me. You don't ask about me.
885	01:16:57,446	01:17:00,031	You don't even think about me ever again.	You don't even think about me ever again.
886	01:17:01,950	01:17:04,452	I have no problem with that. Do you?	I have no problem with that. Do you?
887	01:17:04,536	01:17:06,996	Not anymore.	Not anymore.
888	01:17:22,012	01:17:24,680	- Oh! - Oh! It's amazing!	- Oh! - Oh! It's amazing!
889	01:17:24,806	01:17:27,642	- Oh! - Not a blemish! Not a pore!	- Oh! - Not a blemish! Not a pore!
890	01:17:27,684	01:17:32,313	Oh! Say what you well about Ernest, but the man is a genius.	Oh! Say what you well about Ernest, but the man is a genius.
891	01:17:32,397	01:17:34,690	He is. He's a genius.	He is. He's a genius.
892	01:17:34,775	01:17:37,610	- Wait. You've got a little thing. - Ooh!	- Wait. You've got a little thing. - Ooh!
893	01:17:37,653	01:17:40,154	Probably shouldn't have done that. Ha-ha!	Probably shouldn't have done that. Ha-ha!
894	01:17:40,197	01:17:42,657	- I think it's still... wet. - Can Ernest fix this?	- I think it's still... wet. - Can Ernest fix this?
895	01:17:42,783	01:17:44,784	- Yeah, I'll get him before he leaves. - But wait a minute.	- Yeah, I'll get him before he leaves. - But wait a minute.
896	01:17:44,826	01:17:46,327	What if this happens again?	What if this happens again?
897	01:17:46,411	01:17:48,829	What if it fades? Chips? What if it rains?	What if it fades? Chips? What if it rains?
898	01:17:48,955	01:17:51,082	- Well he come back for touch-ups? - Even if he does,	- Well he come back for touch-ups? - Even if he does,
899	01:17:51,166	01:17:53,167	he's not gonna live forever.	he's not gonna live forever.
900	01:17:53,210	01:17:56,003	- That's not good. - What are we gonna do?	- That's not good. - What are we gonna do?
901	01:17:56,088	01:17:58,547	- He'll have to take the potion. - Yeah!	- He'll have to take the potion. - Yeah!
902	01:17:58,632	01:18:00,591	We'll take him to Leslie’s. She'll talk him into it.	We'll take him to Leslie’s. She'll talk him into it.
903	01:18:00,676	01:18:03,344	He won't go to Leslie’s. You heard him. He's made up his mend about leaving.	He won't go to Leslie’s. You heard him. He's made up his mend about leaving.
904	01:18:03,470	01:18:06,972	That's true. We have to respect that.	That's true. We have to respect that.
905	01:18:07,015	01:18:10,518	I know. We'll drug him.	I know. We'll drug him.
906	01:18:10,644	01:18:13,187	Ern, darling.	Ern, darling.
907	01:18:13,271	01:18:15,815	My taxi here?	My taxi here?
908	01:18:15,857	01:18:19,485	We thought you might like some breakfast.	We thought you might like some breakfast.
909	01:18:23,573	01:18:27,201	You know, I was just thinking.	You know, I was just thinking.
910	01:18:27,285	01:18:30,830	I was questioning myself. I was wondering why...	I was questioning myself. I was wondering why...
911	01:18:30,914	01:18:33,708	I didn't pack this thing five years ago,	I didn't pack this thing five years ago,
912	01:18:33,750	01:18:37,253	six years ago, ten years ago, instead of sticking around here...	six years ago, ten years ago, instead of sticking around here...
913	01:18:37,337	01:18:41,340	and suffering every indignity and humiliation.	and suffering every indignity and humiliation.
914	01:18:41,383	01:18:45,136	I'll tell ya why. Because I made a promise...	I'll tell ya why. Because I made a promise...
915	01:18:45,220	01:18:47,221	and that meant everything to me.	and that meant everything to me.
916	01:18:47,305	01:18:51,058	Yes, it's all very noble to keep your word.	Yes, it's all very noble to keep your word.
917	01:18:51,143	01:18:53,561	Ernest? Your drink?	Ernest? Your drink?
918	01:18:53,562	01:18:56,897	Do you know what they call someone who sticks by their word no matter what?	Do you know what they call someone who sticks by their word no matter what?
919	01:18:56,940	01:19:00,025	- At the cost of all else? Do you know? - No.	- At the cost of all else? Do you know? - No.
920	01:19:00,068	01:19:04,113	An idiot. From now on I'm gonna be the kind of idiot I wanna be.	An idiot. From now on I'm gonna be the kind of idiot I wanna be.
921	01:19:04,197	01:19:07,074	An idiot with a modicum of pride, because you know what?	An idiot with a modicum of pride, because you know what?
922	01:19:07,159	01:19:10,828	I finally realized something. I've lived up to my promise.	I finally realized something. I've lived up to my promise.
923	01:19:10,912	01:19:14,331	Tell death do us part.	Tell death do us part.
924	01:19:14,416	01:19:18,586	Well, you girls are dead.	Well, you girls are dead.
925	01:19:18,628	01:19:21,630	And I'm parting.	And I'm parting.
926	01:19:21,715	01:19:23,924	Cheers.	Cheers.
927	01:19:25,510	01:19:28,220	You know something else?	You know something else?
928	01:19:32,476	01:19:36,604	I drink too much.	I drink too much.
929	01:19:39,149	01:19:41,108	What?	What?
930	01:20:22,317	01:20:25,778	I'm glad to see you're awake, Dr. Menville.	I'm glad to see you're awake, Dr. Menville.
931	01:20:32,369	01:20:35,287	I hope you don't mend...	I hope you don't mend...
932	01:20:35,330	01:20:39,333	that Harry and Deck had to dress you.	that Harry and Deck had to dress you.
933	01:20:39,417	01:20:44,213	You were improperly attired for the occasion.	You were improperly attired for the occasion.
934	01:20:44,339	01:20:46,549	What occasion?	What occasion?
935	01:20:47,759	01:20:51,178	I'm throwing a party upstairs.	I'm throwing a party upstairs.
936	01:20:51,221	01:20:54,849	I throw one every spring for my clients.	I throw one every spring for my clients.
937	01:20:54,933	01:20:57,685	All right.	All right.
938	01:20:57,769	01:20:59,770	Okay.	Okay.
939	01:21:06,194	01:21:08,737	- What do you want with me? - To you...	- What do you want with me? - To you...
940	01:21:08,864	01:21:14,076	I would like to give a present.	I would like to give a present.
941	01:21:14,077	01:21:16,912	The gift of life...	The gift of life...
942	01:21:17,080	01:21:21,542	and youth forever.	and youth forever.
943	01:21:27,716	01:21:32,177	I saw your wife and friend.	I saw your wife and friend.
944	01:21:32,262	01:21:34,430	You did brilliant work.	You did brilliant work.
945	01:21:34,472	01:21:36,348	Show me your hand.	Show me your hand.
946	01:21:39,811	01:21:43,022	Come on. I won't bite.	Come on. I won't bite.
947	01:21:45,400	01:21:49,194	What are you doing?	What are you doing?
948	01:21:50,572	01:21:53,657	I'm loving you.	I'm loving you.
949	01:22:45,043	01:22:47,461	My God!	My God!
950	01:22:50,131	01:22:52,591	Oh, thank you.	Oh, thank you.
951	01:22:56,805	01:23:01,016	But don't be modest. That's what you do.	But don't be modest. That's what you do.
952	01:23:01,059	01:23:04,144	This is what you've always done.	This is what you've always done.
953	01:23:04,229	01:23:08,190	Stopped time in people's faces and in their hands.	Stopped time in people's faces and in their hands.
954	01:23:08,274	01:23:11,402	You are like Don Quixote,	You are like Don Quixote,
955	01:23:11,486	01:23:15,781	tilting at nature's windmill.	tilting at nature's windmill.
956	01:23:15,824	01:23:18,909	Drink it.	Drink it.
957	01:23:18,994	01:23:21,954	Go on.	Go on.
958	01:23:21,997	01:23:27,084	It is the completion of your life’s work.	It is the completion of your life’s work.
959	01:23:27,168	01:23:30,421	You gave other people youth...	You gave other people youth...
960	01:23:30,463	01:23:33,132	and wasted your own.	and wasted your own.
961	01:23:33,216	01:23:35,551	Drink!	Drink!
962	01:23:35,593	01:23:38,762	You'll be able to work again... forever.	You'll be able to work again... forever.
963	01:23:38,847	01:23:41,473	Drink.	Drink.
964	01:23:41,558	01:23:44,184	Drink! Dr. Menville!	Drink! Dr. Menville!
965	01:23:44,227	01:23:49,106	You owe yourself another chance. Drink!	You owe yourself another chance. Drink!
966	01:23:49,190	01:23:52,359	Make the right choice! The only choice!	Make the right choice! The only choice!
967	01:23:52,402	01:23:55,696	Drink! Siempre viva!	Drink! Siempre viva!
968	01:23:55,739	01:23:58,449	Live forever!	Live forever!
969	01:23:58,533	01:24:01,785	Then what?	Then what?
970	01:24:01,870	01:24:04,621	What?	What?
971	01:24:04,706	01:24:07,624	- Then what happens? - What?	- Then what happens? - What?
972	01:24:07,709	01:24:11,545	I don't wanna live forever.	I don't wanna live forever.
973	01:24:11,629	01:24:15,716	It sounds good, but what am I gonna do? What if I get bored?	It sounds good, but what am I gonna do? What if I get bored?
974	01:24:15,800	01:24:18,552	- What? - What if I get lonely?	- What? - What if I get lonely?
975	01:24:18,595	01:24:20,721	Who am I gonna hang around with, Madeline and Helen?	Who am I gonna hang around with, Madeline and Helen?
976	01:24:20,805	01:24:22,890	What if something happens to me? What if I get maimed?	What if something happens to me? What if I get maimed?
977	01:24:22,974	01:24:26,018	What if I get shot? What if somebody pushes me down...	What if I get shot? What if somebody pushes me down...
978	01:24:26,061	01:24:28,645	What if I fall down a flight of stairs or something?	What if I fall down a flight of stairs or something?
979	01:24:28,730	01:24:32,191	- But you never grow old. - But everybody else well.	- But you never grow old. - But everybody else well.
980	01:24:32,275	01:24:34,610	I'll have to watch everyone around me dee.	I'll have to watch everyone around me dee.
981	01:24:36,112	01:24:38,113	I don't think this is right.	I don't think this is right.
982	01:24:38,198	01:24:40,908	This is not a dream. This is a nightmare.	This is not a dream. This is a nightmare.
983	01:24:40,950	01:24:43,243	You people all have to be stopped.	You people all have to be stopped.
984	01:24:43,369	01:24:46,038	Deck, Tom, Harry.	Deck, Tom, Harry.
985	01:24:47,415	01:24:49,708	Get the potion from him!	Get the potion from him!
986	01:24:55,423	01:24:59,259	- Get him! Get him! - Relax. He won't get far.	- Get him! Get him! - Relax. He won't get far.
987	01:24:59,344	01:25:01,720	Not at his age.	Not at his age.
988	01:25:43,888	01:25:49,685	Welcome, everyone. Lisle well be down in a few minutes.	Welcome, everyone. Lisle well be down in a few minutes.
989	01:25:54,482	01:25:59,153	First, I must remind all of you who staged your own deaths...	First, I must remind all of you who staged your own deaths...
990	01:25:59,237	01:26:02,030	of our very strict policy against...	of our very strict policy against...
991	01:26:02,198	01:26:05,993	popping up in public to grab a few headlines.	popping up in public to grab a few headlines.
992	01:26:07,662	01:26:11,665	I won't name names. You know who you are.	I won't name names. You know who you are.
993	01:26:14,043	01:26:17,379	I was just trying to have some fun. That's all.	I was just trying to have some fun. That's all.
994	01:26:18,673	01:26:20,674	Look! There's Ernest!	Look! There's Ernest!
995	01:26:22,343	01:26:25,262	Oh, my God! He still looks like hell.	Oh, my God! He still looks like hell.
996	01:26:25,346	01:26:27,347	I don't think she gave him the good stuff.	I don't think she gave him the good stuff.
997	01:26:27,432	01:26:30,184	Look!	Look!
998	01:26:30,226	01:26:32,603	He's still got it!	He's still got it!
999	01:26:34,522	01:26:35,939	Let's go.	Let's go.
1000	01:26:35,982	01:26:38,358	Oh, everybody gather round.	Oh, everybody gather round.
1001	01:26:38,401	01:26:40,360	Lisle well be with us in a very few seconds.	Lisle well be with us in a very few seconds.
1002	01:26:40,403	01:26:43,197	Gentlemen, please, seal the room.	Gentlemen, please, seal the room.
1003	01:27:06,221	01:27:08,722	He's going up.	He's going up.
1004	01:27:08,765	01:27:10,641	Idiot!	Idiot!
1005	01:27:58,106	01:28:00,190	Oh, boy!	Oh, boy!
1006	01:28:51,242	01:29:02,336	Ernest!	Ernest!
1007	01:29:02,420	01:29:05,255	- Helen! - Grab it!	- Helen! - Grab it!
1008	01:29:08,551	01:29:10,719	- I... - Ernest!	- I... - Ernest!
1009	01:29:10,803	01:29:12,929	Ernest! Grab it!	Ernest! Grab it!
1010	01:29:13,014	01:29:15,932	Grab it!	Grab it!
1011	01:29:16,017	01:29:18,477	Grab it! Grab it!	Grab it! Grab it!
1012	01:29:23,608	01:29:27,194	Ernest! Do you still have the potion? Do you still have it?	Ernest! Do you still have the potion? Do you still have it?
1013	01:29:27,236	01:29:29,988	Find it! find it!	Find it! find it!
1014	01:29:30,031	01:29:33,367	It's the only way you'll survive if you fall.	It's the only way you'll survive if you fall.
1015	01:29:33,451	01:29:35,827	Drink it! Drink it or you'll dee!	Drink it! Drink it or you'll dee!
1016	01:29:37,914	01:29:39,831	- Oh! - After you fall,	- Oh! - After you fall,
1017	01:29:39,874	01:29:42,876	you can put yourself back together again.	you can put yourself back together again.
1018	01:29:44,712	01:29:47,881	Drink it!	Drink it!
1019	01:29:47,965	01:29:50,759	- Drink it. Drink it! - Drink it!	- Drink it. Drink it! - Drink it!
1020	01:29:52,804	01:29:55,389	Drink it! Drink it!	Drink it! Drink it!
1021	01:29:57,558	01:30:00,060	You have to!	You have to!
1022	01:30:00,186	01:30:02,813	We need you!	We need you!
1023	01:30:07,735	01:30:09,945	I'm sorry, dears.	I'm sorry, dears.
1024	01:30:10,029	01:30:12,739	You're on your own.	You're on your own.
1025	01:30:52,196	01:30:54,114	So...	So...
1026	01:30:54,198	01:30:56,700	are you gonna be done soon or what?	are you gonna be done soon or what?
1027	01:30:58,494	01:31:03,457	Oh, yes! I'm gonna be done very soon.	Oh, yes! I'm gonna be done very soon.
1028	01:31:08,171	01:31:11,298	That was pretty neat.	That was pretty neat.
1029	01:31:44,665	01:31:47,834	It'd be better for both of you to get him back.	It'd be better for both of you to get him back.
1030	01:31:47,877	01:31:51,963	- Yes? - Nothing. It's too late. He got away.	- Yes? - Nothing. It's too late. He got away.
1031	01:31:52,006	01:31:54,299	- Damn! - I said we should go to the airport!	- Damn! - I said we should go to the airport!
1032	01:31:54,342	01:31:57,010	- You said no such thing. - I knew he wasn't coming back here.	- You said no such thing. - I knew he wasn't coming back here.
1033	01:31:57,094	01:32:00,305	- You have all the answers, don't you? - Ohh! Look!	- You have all the answers, don't you? - Ohh! Look!
1034	01:32:00,348	01:32:03,350	- I'm peeling already! - Oh!	- I'm peeling already! - Oh!
1035	01:32:03,392	01:32:06,978	- Me too! - Who's gonna fix this?	- Me too! - Who's gonna fix this?
1036	01:32:07,021	01:32:09,856	We're in trouble. Ernest is gone.	We're in trouble. Ernest is gone.
1037	01:32:09,899	01:32:14,027	We can't go back to Leslie’s. She told us to take care of our bodies.	We can't go back to Leslie’s. She told us to take care of our bodies.
1038	01:32:14,070	01:32:17,739	- And look at us! We're dead! - Yeah!	- And look at us! We're dead! - Yeah!
1039	01:32:17,865	01:32:20,575	This is so embarrassing.	This is so embarrassing.
1040	01:32:20,660	01:32:25,163	You know what this is? This is simply a question of, uh, maintenance!	You know what this is? This is simply a question of, uh, maintenance!
1041	01:32:25,206	01:32:29,584	Yeah, this is upkeep. We just have to be very careful with ourselves.	Yeah, this is upkeep. We just have to be very careful with ourselves.
1042	01:32:29,710	01:32:32,003	We have to take care of each other.	We have to take care of each other.
1043	01:32:32,088	01:32:36,174	I'll paint your ass; you paint mine.	I'll paint your ass; you paint mine.
1044	01:32:36,259	01:32:38,426	- Who could have imagined? - Yeah.	- Who could have imagined? - Yeah.
1045	01:32:38,427	01:32:41,137	- You and me... together. - Yeah, I know.	- You and me... together. - Yeah, I know.
1046	01:32:41,222	01:32:44,140	Depending on each other.	Depending on each other.
1047	01:32:44,225	01:32:47,269	Painting each other's asses.	Painting each other's asses.
1048	01:32:47,353	01:32:50,689	- Day and night. - Oh, yeah. Forever.	- Day and night. - Oh, yeah. Forever.
1049	01:32:50,731	01:32:51,982	Forever.	Forever.
1050	01:33:01,367	01:33:04,744	We're gathered here today to honor the passing...	We're gathered here today to honor the passing...
1051	01:33:04,787	01:33:08,999	of a man of courage and of vision.	of a man of courage and of vision.
1052	01:33:09,083	01:33:13,962	Now, Dr. Ernest Menville always felt life begins at 50.	Now, Dr. Ernest Menville always felt life begins at 50.
1053	01:33:14,046	01:33:17,382	And since we know so little of Ernest before that age,	And since we know so little of Ernest before that age,
1054	01:33:17,466	01:33:20,093	perhaps in his case, it's really true.	perhaps in his case, it's really true.
1055	01:33:20,177	01:33:24,639	Because it wasn't until 50 he met his lovely wife, Claire,	Because it wasn't until 50 he met his lovely wife, Claire,
1056	01:33:24,765	01:33:28,435	that he had two sons and four daughters...	that he had two sons and four daughters...
1057	01:33:28,519	01:33:31,855	and then like a biblical patriarch...	and then like a biblical patriarch...
1058	01:33:31,939	01:33:34,733	began to spread his message of hope...	began to spread his message of hope...
1059	01:33:34,775	01:33:39,362	to his adopted children all around the world.	to his adopted children all around the world.
1060	01:33:39,447	01:33:44,034	A brilliant academic as well as a rugged outdoorsman,	A brilliant academic as well as a rugged outdoorsman,
1061	01:33:44,118	01:33:48,079	Dr. Menville pursued with vigor a variety of pursuits...	Dr. Menville pursued with vigor a variety of pursuits...
1062	01:33:48,122	01:33:51,916	not just to attain some personal ambition...	not just to attain some personal ambition...
1063	01:33:51,959	01:33:55,670	but to enhance the world for us...	but to enhance the world for us...
1064	01:33:55,755	01:34:00,258	and make it a better place than he found it.	and make it a better place than he found it.
1065	01:34:00,384	01:34:02,927	Oh, and that he did.	Oh, and that he did.
1066	01:34:02,970	01:34:05,930	The Menville Marriage Counseling Clinic,	The Menville Marriage Counseling Clinic,
1067	01:34:05,973	01:34:09,392	the Menville Center for the Study of Women,	the Menville Center for the Study of Women,
1068	01:34:09,477	01:34:15,023	and of course, Ernest's AA chapter well carry on long after his death.	and of course, Ernest's AA chapter well carry on long after his death.
1069	01:34:25,409	01:34:29,329	...was for him a delightful adventure.	...was for him a delightful adventure.
1070	01:34:29,413	01:34:33,875	Who among us never knew Ernest the prankster? Hmm?	Who among us never knew Ernest the prankster? Hmm?
1071	01:34:33,959	01:34:36,378	Ernest the storyteller?	Ernest the storyteller?
1072	01:34:36,420	01:34:41,966	We've all heard his tall tales about the living dead in Beverly Hells.	We've all heard his tall tales about the living dead in Beverly Hells.
1073	01:34:42,051	01:34:47,472	- Ah, but you see... - Oh, what?	- Ah, but you see... - Oh, what?
1074	01:34:47,556	01:34:52,102	- You're not crying, are you? - I'm not crying.	- You're not crying, are you? - I'm not crying.
1075	01:34:52,186	01:34:55,980	I have... something in my eye.	I have... something in my eye.
1076	01:34:59,860	01:35:02,654	- Oh! - Yech!	- Oh! - Yech!
1077	01:35:02,738	01:35:06,074	Oh! Do you have that number 9 acrylic?	Oh! Do you have that number 9 acrylic?
1078	01:35:06,075	01:35:08,576	Look. I put it in your bag.	Look. I put it in your bag.
1079	01:35:08,703	01:35:10,829	- Oh! - I must have dropped it somewhere.	- Oh! - I must have dropped it somewhere.
1080	01:35:10,871	01:35:14,416	- No. I put it in your bag! - Well.	- No. I put it in your bag! - Well.
1081	01:35:14,500	01:35:17,335	Who could drop a big can of spray paint for God's sake?	Who could drop a big can of spray paint for God's sake?
1082	01:35:17,378	01:35:20,922	I had it when we left the car, okay?	I had it when we left the car, okay?
1083	01:35:21,048	01:35:23,675	Let's get the hell outta here.	Let's get the hell outta here.
1084	01:35:23,718	01:35:28,888	I, for one, honestly believe this teacher, this benefactor,	I, for one, honestly believe this teacher, this benefactor,
1085	01:35:28,973	01:35:33,977	this man, had in his own way...	this man, had in his own way...
1086	01:35:34,061	01:35:38,440	learned the secret of eternal life.	learned the secret of eternal life.
1087	01:35:40,609	01:35:46,489	And it's here, among us, in the hearts of his friends.	And it's here, among us, in the hearts of his friends.
1088	01:35:46,574	01:35:51,494	And the secret of eternal youth right here...	And the secret of eternal youth right here...
1089	01:35:51,579	01:35:56,583	in the lives of his children and his grandchildren.	in the lives of his children and his grandchildren.
1090	01:35:56,625	01:36:00,962	It is my opinion that our beloved Ernest...	It is my opinion that our beloved Ernest...
1091	01:36:01,005	01:36:04,716	is one man who well indeed...	is one man who well indeed...
1092	01:36:04,842	01:36:09,471	live forever.	live forever.
1093	01:36:09,555	01:36:13,016	Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.	Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
1094	01:36:13,225	01:36:15,810	What'd you do with that spray paint can?	What'd you do with that spray paint can?
1095	01:36:15,936	01:36:19,397	Come on. Get off that. Let me see what kind of a mess you've made of yourself.	Come on. Get off that. Let me see what kind of a mess you've made of yourself.
1096	01:36:22,151	01:36:24,152	Oh, yeah, you're all runny.	Oh, yeah, you're all runny.
1097	01:36:24,236	01:36:28,406	- I must look ridiculous. - No, I don't think anyone well notice.	- I must look ridiculous. - No, I don't think anyone well notice.
1098	01:36:28,449	01:36:31,493	But I think you're gonna need a little bondo on the chen, babe.	But I think you're gonna need a little bondo on the chen, babe.
1099	01:36:31,577	01:36:34,120	- I gotta get to the hardware store. - Oh, now, come on!	- I gotta get to the hardware store. - Oh, now, come on!
1100	01:36:34,246	01:36:36,456	How could you have lost an entire can of spray paint?	How could you have lost an entire can of spray paint?
1101	01:36:36,499	01:36:39,584	Why do I have to carry everything? You get to carry a baby purse.	Why do I have to carry everything? You get to carry a baby purse.
1102	01:36:39,627	01:36:42,003	- Where did you see it last? - If I knew, I'd know where it was.	- Where did you see it last? - If I knew, I'd know where it was.
1103	01:36:42,087	01:36:45,131	- An entire can of spray paint. - Get off it!	- An entire can of spray paint. - Get off it!
1104	01:36:45,174	01:36:47,717	Has that ever worked? When you ask me where I last saw something?	Has that ever worked? When you ask me where I last saw something?
1105	01:36:47,802	01:36:50,637	Yes. When you lost your index finger.	Yes. When you lost your index finger.
1106	01:36:50,763	01:36:54,224	- I didn't lose it. It broke off. - That's because you crack...	- I didn't lose it. It broke off. - That's because you crack...
1107	01:36:56,519	01:36:59,979	Help me! My legs aren't working! Help me!	Help me! My legs aren't working! Help me!
1108	01:37:31,679	01:37:35,431	Do you remember where you parked the car?	Do you remember where you parked the car?