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1 | 00:00:04,737 | 00:00:08,393 | Subtitle sync and corrections by awaqeded for www.addic7ed.com. | Subtitle sync and corrections by awaqeded for www.addic7ed.com. |
2 | 00:00:08,611 | 00:00:10,861 | Hey. Have you ever gotten a mani-pedi? | Hey. Have you ever gotten a mani-pedi? |
3 | 00:00:11,521 | 00:00:13,571 | Uh, I've gotten a manicure. | Uh, I've gotten a manicure. |
4 | 00:00:13,651 | 00:00:16,771 | - Really? - Uh, but I've never got a pedicure. | - Really? - Uh, but I've never got a pedicure. |
5 | 00:00:16,861 | 00:00:19,071 | The toes rank second on the body | The toes rank second on the body |
6 | 00:00:19,151 | 00:00:21,861 | only to the testicles in terms of how repulsive they are. | only to the testicles in terms of how repulsive they are. |
7 | 00:00:21,941 | 00:00:24,821 | - Hey. You know Hobe Turner? - He was a writer on Seinfeld. | - Hey. You know Hobe Turner? - He was a writer on Seinfeld. |
8 | 00:00:24,901 | 00:00:27,441 | - Yeah. Of course. Yeah. - Okay. Doing a movie | - Yeah. Of course. Yeah. - Okay. Doing a movie |
9 | 00:00:27,521 | 00:00:30,441 | starring Jon Hamm, and Jon Hamm | starring Jon Hamm, and Jon Hamm |
10 | 00:00:30,521 | 00:00:33,731 | is playing a Larry David-type writer. | is playing a Larry David-type writer. |
11 | 00:00:33,821 | 00:00:37,321 | They're going against type, and he wants to, uh, | They're going against type, and he wants to, uh, |
12 | 00:00:37,401 | 00:00:39,651 | follow you around, spend a day with you. | follow you around, spend a day with you. |
13 | 00:00:39,731 | 00:00:40,941 | Yeah, let's do it. | Yeah, let's do it. |
14 | 00:00:41,021 | 00:00:42,821 | I'm gonna try and make it happen for tomorrow. | I'm gonna try and make it happen for tomorrow. |
15 | 00:00:42,901 | 00:00:44,377 | - That'll be fun. - Yeah, it will be fun. | - That'll be fun. - Yeah, it will be fun. |
16 | 00:00:44,401 | 00:00:45,321 | We're back! | We're back! |
17 | 00:00:45,401 | 00:00:46,651 | All right, listen. | All right, listen. |
18 | 00:00:46,731 | 00:00:48,941 | We are not getting along at all. | We are not getting along at all. |
19 | 00:00:49,021 | 00:00:50,691 | Susie and I are at odds. | Susie and I are at odds. |
20 | 00:00:50,771 | 00:00:52,481 | Oh, my God. I, I don't even know... | Oh, my God. I, I don't even know... |
21 | 00:00:52,571 | 00:00:53,821 | - Saw your car! - Hi! | - Saw your car! - Hi! |
22 | 00:00:53,901 | 00:00:55,571 | - Hi, ladies. Hi. - Oh. | - Hi, ladies. Hi. - Oh. |
23 | 00:00:55,651 | 00:00:57,191 | - Well, well, well. - Hi. | - Well, well, well. - Hi. |
24 | 00:00:57,271 | 00:00:58,377 | - Hey, look who's here? - Hey. | - Hey, look who's here? - Hey. |
25 | 00:00:58,401 | 00:01:00,771 | - I'm glad you're here. - Are you? | - I'm glad you're here. - Are you? |
26 | 00:01:00,861 | 00:01:03,047 | I never thought I'd hear those words come out of your mouth. | I never thought I'd hear those words come out of your mouth. |
27 | 00:01:03,071 | 00:01:05,401 | Okay. So, Becky, my sister... | Okay. So, Becky, my sister... |
28 | 00:01:05,481 | 00:01:07,457 | - Uh-huh. - ...is selling that house we bought her. | - Uh-huh. - ...is selling that house we bought her. |
29 | 00:01:07,481 | 00:01:09,941 | - Really? - And what's really interesting is, | - Really? - And what's really interesting is, |
30 | 00:01:10,021 | 00:01:11,111 | it's appreciated, | it's appreciated, |
31 | 00:01:11,191 | 00:01:12,707 | because that section of town is, like... | because that section of town is, like... |
32 | 00:01:12,731 | 00:01:14,941 | Fantastic! Make a little dough! | Fantastic! Make a little dough! |
33 | 00:01:15,021 | 00:01:16,571 | Becky's gonna make some money. | Becky's gonna make some money. |
34 | 00:01:16,651 | 00:01:18,771 | What do you mean she'll make some money? | What do you mean she'll make some money? |
35 | 00:01:18,861 | 00:01:20,441 | I bought the house. | I bought the house. |
36 | 00:01:20,521 | 00:01:22,417 | - We bought the house. - Okay, yeah, okay. | - We bought the house. - Okay, yeah, okay. |
37 | 00:01:22,441 | 00:01:24,087 | - And we gave it... - We bought the house. | - And we gave it... - We bought the house. |
38 | 00:01:24,111 | 00:01:25,021 | - ...as a gift. - Okay. | - ...as a gift. - Okay. |
39 | 00:01:25,111 | 00:01:26,861 | A gift... It wasn't a gift | A gift... It wasn't a gift |
40 | 00:01:26,941 | 00:01:28,691 | for her to sell and make money. | for her to sell and make money. |
41 | 00:01:28,771 | 00:01:30,191 | It was a gift for her to live in. | It was a gift for her to live in. |
42 | 00:01:30,271 | 00:01:32,087 | - You gave it to her. It was a gift. - Yeah. You... | - You gave it to her. It was a gift. - Yeah. You... |
43 | 00:01:32,111 | 00:01:34,031 | I didn't give her the house so she could sell it. | I didn't give her the house so she could sell it. |
44 | 00:01:34,071 | 00:01:35,431 | What if she sold it in three days? | What if she sold it in three days? |
45 | 00:01:35,481 | 00:01:37,001 | Would she be allowed to keep the money? | Would she be allowed to keep the money? |
46 | 00:01:37,071 | 00:01:39,337 | - She's flipping houses now? - She's been there for 15 years. | - She's flipping houses now? - She's been there for 15 years. |
47 | 00:01:39,361 | 00:01:40,691 | That's not exactly a flip. | That's not exactly a flip. |
48 | 00:01:40,771 | 00:01:43,651 | So she's gonna sell it and make this tremendous profit? | So she's gonna sell it and make this tremendous profit? |
49 | 00:01:43,731 | 00:01:46,151 | - And get everything? - That's, that's crazy talk. | - And get everything? - That's, that's crazy talk. |
50 | 00:01:46,231 | 00:01:47,877 | - That's insane. - Why are you siding with him? | - That's insane. - Why are you siding with him? |
51 | 00:01:47,901 | 00:01:49,337 | - What do you mean, why am I siding with him? - No! | - What do you mean, why am I siding with him? - No! |
52 | 00:01:49,361 | 00:01:50,651 | That's the right thing! | That's the right thing! |
53 | 00:01:50,731 | 00:01:52,571 | Listen, I don't wanna be | Listen, I don't wanna be |
54 | 00:01:52,651 | 00:01:53,571 | in the middle of this. | in the middle of this. |
55 | 00:01:53,651 | 00:01:55,231 | I don't really talk to Becky. | I don't really talk to Becky. |
56 | 00:01:55,321 | 00:01:56,321 | Why? | Why? |
57 | 00:01:56,401 | 00:01:58,521 | We've grown apart through the years. | We've grown apart through the years. |
58 | 00:01:58,611 | 00:02:00,571 | She calls me Queen Elizabeth. | She calls me Queen Elizabeth. |
59 | 00:02:00,651 | 00:02:02,611 | She calls herself Princess Margaret... | She calls herself Princess Margaret... |
60 | 00:02:02,691 | 00:02:04,151 | - Queen Elizabeth? - Yeah. | - Queen Elizabeth? - Yeah. |
61 | 00:02:04,231 | 00:02:05,981 | Oh, yeah. 'Cause you got everything. | Oh, yeah. 'Cause you got everything. |
62 | 00:02:06,071 | 00:02:08,731 | - That's what she says. - And she's jealous. | - That's what she says. - And she's jealous. |
63 | 00:02:08,821 | 00:02:10,481 | So if you're comfortable... | So if you're comfortable... |
64 | 00:02:10,571 | 00:02:13,127 | - going to her and asking her for money... - Oh, you better believe it. | - going to her and asking her for money... - Oh, you better believe it. |
65 | 00:02:13,151 | 00:02:14,917 | Oh, you better believe it. I feel comfortable. | Oh, you better believe it. I feel comfortable. |
66 | 00:02:14,941 | 00:02:16,917 | All right, well, you do it, because Cheryl doesn't feel comfortable. | All right, well, you do it, because Cheryl doesn't feel comfortable. |
67 | 00:02:16,941 | 00:02:18,701 | - Is that a character? - Yeah. Kramer. | - Is that a character? - Yeah. Kramer. |
68 | 00:02:18,731 | 00:02:20,171 | - Oh. - Oh, I feel comfortable. | - Oh. - Oh, I feel comfortable. |
69 | 00:02:20,231 | 00:02:22,941 | - Okay. - Oh, you better believe it. | - Okay. - Oh, you better believe it. |
70 | 00:02:24,361 | 00:02:27,771 | This Hobe Turner movie is, like, one of the... is a big thing for me. | This Hobe Turner movie is, like, one of the... is a big thing for me. |
71 | 00:02:27,861 | 00:02:29,797 | - Yeah. - And I'm excited to do it. And, you know, | - Yeah. - And I'm excited to do it. And, you know, |
72 | 00:02:29,821 | 00:02:31,401 | the guy is kind of based on you. | the guy is kind of based on you. |
73 | 00:02:31,481 | 00:02:34,441 | So the best way I can figure it is to just hang out. | So the best way I can figure it is to just hang out. |
74 | 00:02:34,521 | 00:02:36,901 | - You know. I ask... - It's not gonna be easy, Jon. | - You know. I ask... - It's not gonna be easy, Jon. |
75 | 00:02:36,981 | 00:02:38,521 | I'm a very complex man. | I'm a very complex man. |
76 | 00:02:38,611 | 00:02:40,441 | - Very complicated. - I get it. | - Very complicated. - I get it. |
77 | 00:02:40,521 | 00:02:42,361 | But I just wanna say I'd really appreciate it. | But I just wanna say I'd really appreciate it. |
78 | 00:02:42,441 | 00:02:44,151 | - You'd appreciate it. - Yes, I would. | - You'd appreciate it. - Yes, I would. |
79 | 00:02:44,231 | 00:02:48,231 | Really. This... this word "appreciate," it's very, very odd. | Really. This... this word "appreciate," it's very, very odd. |
80 | 00:02:48,321 | 00:02:50,497 | People seem to think that if they use the word "appreciate," | People seem to think that if they use the word "appreciate," |
81 | 00:02:50,521 | 00:02:52,441 | all of a sudden, the seas part for them. | all of a sudden, the seas part for them. |
82 | 00:02:52,521 | 00:02:55,271 | "Oh, hey, I'm so sorry that I... | "Oh, hey, I'm so sorry that I... |
83 | 00:02:55,361 | 00:02:57,021 | "I robbed your house and burned it down. | "I robbed your house and burned it down. |
84 | 00:02:57,111 | 00:02:59,297 | I'd really appreciate it if you wouldn't tell the cops." | I'd really appreciate it if you wouldn't tell the cops." |
85 | 00:02:59,321 | 00:03:00,246 | You know? | You know? |
86 | 00:03:00,271 | 00:03:03,045 | This is exactly what I'm talking about. | This is exactly what I'm talking about. |
87 | 00:03:03,651 | 00:03:06,981 | - This is perfect. - All right. Let's order the main course. | - This is perfect. - All right. Let's order the main course. |
88 | 00:03:07,071 | 00:03:08,611 | Yes, we should. | Yes, we should. |
89 | 00:03:08,691 | 00:03:11,127 | - There's so many things on this. - I can't look at these menus. | - There's so many things on this. - I can't look at these menus. |
90 | 00:03:11,151 | 00:03:13,651 | There's so much. Oh, you know what? | There's so much. Oh, you know what? |
91 | 00:03:13,731 | 00:03:16,611 | We should just ask them. They got... They know what they're doing. | We should just ask them. They got... They know what they're doing. |
92 | 00:03:16,691 | 00:03:17,861 | Ho-bo-bo. Ho-ho-ho-ho. | Ho-bo-bo. Ho-ho-ho-ho. |
93 | 00:03:17,941 | 00:03:19,691 | Why are you... Why are you doing this? | Why are you... Why are you doing this? |
94 | 00:03:19,771 | 00:03:23,271 | Excuse me. What, uh... What'd you guys get? | Excuse me. What, uh... What'd you guys get? |
95 | 00:03:23,361 | 00:03:24,861 | Why do you want to know? | Why do you want to know? |
96 | 00:03:24,941 | 00:03:26,861 | Because we're about to order. | Because we're about to order. |
97 | 00:03:26,941 | 00:03:28,571 | But, uh, you have a menu. | But, uh, you have a menu. |
98 | 00:03:28,651 | 00:03:30,521 | Yeah, but I figured, you know, | Yeah, but I figured, you know, |
99 | 00:03:30,611 | 00:03:32,981 | you're the experts, why not copy you. | you're the experts, why not copy you. |
100 | 00:03:33,071 | 00:03:35,231 | Why would you think we're the experts? | Why would you think we're the experts? |
101 | 00:03:35,321 | 00:03:36,731 | Chinese. | Chinese. |
102 | 00:03:36,821 | 00:03:39,731 | - Ai-yah! - That doesn't make us an expert on food. | - Ai-yah! - That doesn't make us an expert on food. |
103 | 00:03:39,821 | 00:03:40,941 | Yeah. Yeah, I think it does. | Yeah. Yeah, I think it does. |
104 | 00:03:41,021 | 00:03:42,821 | I mean, if there was a table of fat people, | I mean, if there was a table of fat people, |
105 | 00:03:42,901 | 00:03:44,231 | and a table of skinny people, | and a table of skinny people, |
106 | 00:03:44,321 | 00:03:46,271 | I'd ask the fat people what they were getting. | I'd ask the fat people what they were getting. |
107 | 00:03:46,361 | 00:03:49,231 | 'Cause they're a little more expert at eating than the skinny people. | 'Cause they're a little more expert at eating than the skinny people. |
108 | 00:03:49,321 | 00:03:50,441 | Anyway... | Anyway... |
109 | 00:03:50,521 | 00:03:53,611 | - Return to your meal. - Thank you. | - Return to your meal. - Thank you. |
110 | 00:03:55,441 | 00:03:58,231 | - What? - This is gold. | - What? - This is gold. |
111 | 00:04:01,151 | 00:04:02,337 | - Schmo-hawk. - Yeah, schmo-hawk. | - Schmo-hawk. - Yeah, schmo-hawk. |
112 | 00:04:02,361 | 00:04:03,497 | - I thought I heard that. - Yeah. | - I thought I heard that. - Yeah. |
113 | 00:04:03,521 | 00:04:05,021 | But I wasn't sure I heard it right. | But I wasn't sure I heard it right. |
114 | 00:04:05,111 | 00:04:06,651 | - S-C-H? - S-C-H. | - S-C-H? - S-C-H. |
115 | 00:04:06,731 | 00:04:07,917 | You know, you got the "schmo." | You know, you got the "schmo." |
116 | 00:04:07,941 | 00:04:10,231 | It's a schmo. Yeah. | It's a schmo. Yeah. |
117 | 00:04:11,111 | 00:04:13,151 | It's the browsing, right? You can't stand it. | It's the browsing, right? You can't stand it. |
118 | 00:04:13,231 | 00:04:14,611 | - You hate it. - No browsing. | - You hate it. - No browsing. |
119 | 00:04:14,691 | 00:04:16,361 | - No browsing. Yeah. - No browsing. | - No browsing. Yeah. - No browsing. |
120 | 00:04:16,441 | 00:04:19,521 | - You own this stand? - No. I work for the owner. | - You own this stand? - No. I work for the owner. |
121 | 00:04:19,611 | 00:04:22,111 | What do you do if you have to go to the bathroom? | What do you do if you have to go to the bathroom? |
122 | 00:04:22,191 | 00:04:23,441 | I don't go. | I don't go. |
123 | 00:04:24,321 | 00:04:25,691 | You don't go. | You don't go. |
124 | 00:04:25,771 | 00:04:27,071 | The whole shift, you don't go? | The whole shift, you don't go? |
125 | 00:04:27,151 | 00:04:29,401 | I can't go. I have to watch. | I can't go. I have to watch. |
126 | 00:04:29,481 | 00:04:30,901 | All right. You know what? | All right. You know what? |
127 | 00:04:30,981 | 00:04:32,941 | Do you have to go to the bathroom now? | Do you have to go to the bathroom now? |
128 | 00:04:34,271 | 00:04:36,021 | - Go. I'll watch it. - You'll watch it? | - Go. I'll watch it. - You'll watch it? |
129 | 00:04:36,111 | 00:04:38,231 | - I'll watch the stand. Go. - Okay. Put this on. | - I'll watch the stand. Go. - Okay. Put this on. |
130 | 00:04:38,321 | 00:04:40,087 | - Yeah. Yeah, yeah. - Thank you. Thank you so... | - Yeah. Yeah, yeah. - Thank you. Thank you so... |
131 | 00:04:40,111 | 00:04:41,547 | Yeah. You're, you're, you're welcome. | Yeah. You're, you're, you're welcome. |
132 | 00:04:41,571 | 00:04:42,821 | I really have to go. | I really have to go. |
133 | 00:04:42,901 | 00:04:44,271 | - No browsing, okay? - No browsing. | - No browsing, okay? - No browsing. |
134 | 00:04:44,361 | 00:04:45,997 | - You browse, you buy. - You browse, you buy. | - You browse, you buy. - You browse, you buy. |
135 | 00:04:46,021 | 00:04:48,521 | - Thank you. - Take your time. Take your time. | - Thank you. - Take your time. Take your time. |
136 | 00:04:48,611 | 00:04:50,821 | Get your papers here. Papers! | Get your papers here. Papers! |
137 | 00:04:50,901 | 00:04:52,861 | Magazines. Newspapers! | Magazines. Newspapers! |
138 | 00:04:53,901 | 00:04:55,271 | Sir. | Sir. |
139 | 00:04:55,361 | 00:04:56,731 | - Oh. - Sir. | - Oh. - Sir. |
140 | 00:04:56,821 | 00:04:59,071 | - Sorry, no browsing. - I'm not browsing. | - Sorry, no browsing. - I'm not browsing. |
141 | 00:04:59,151 | 00:05:02,611 | The rule here is, you buy, then browse. | The rule here is, you buy, then browse. |
142 | 00:05:02,691 | 00:05:04,731 | I browse to buy. | I browse to buy. |
143 | 00:05:04,821 | 00:05:06,361 | I know, but that's... I'm sorry. | I know, but that's... I'm sorry. |
144 | 00:05:06,441 | 00:05:07,841 | That's, that's just not gonna work. | That's, that's just not gonna work. |
145 | 00:05:07,901 | 00:05:09,271 | What the fuck? | What the fuck? |
146 | 00:05:09,361 | 00:05:10,861 | - Hey! - Hey. | - Hey! - Hey. |
147 | 00:05:10,941 | 00:05:12,691 | Yeah, sorry. Yeah. | Yeah, sorry. Yeah. |
148 | 00:05:13,151 | 00:05:15,771 | I.D. What the... What are you, nuts? | I.D. What the... What are you, nuts? |
149 | 00:05:15,861 | 00:05:17,521 | - No. - Are you having a breakdown? | - No. - Are you having a breakdown? |
150 | 00:05:17,611 | 00:05:19,167 | - Hey, Jon. - Hey, how are you? | - Hey, Jon. - Hey, how are you? |
151 | 00:05:19,191 | 00:05:20,877 | - Jon Hamm. - Yeah, it's nice to meet you. Big fan. | - Jon Hamm. - Yeah, it's nice to meet you. Big fan. |
152 | 00:05:20,901 | 00:05:22,701 | What is... What the f... What, are you guys... | What is... What the f... What, are you guys... |
153 | 00:05:22,731 | 00:05:24,247 | - ...escaped from a mental institution? - No. | - ...escaped from a mental institution? - No. |
154 | 00:05:24,271 | 00:05:25,837 | The guy had to go to the bathroom, so I took over. | The guy had to go to the bathroom, so I took over. |
155 | 00:05:25,861 | 00:05:27,707 | - So get this... - What, what are you guys doing? | - So get this... - What, what are you guys doing? |
156 | 00:05:27,731 | 00:05:29,441 | Jon's starring in a movie. | Jon's starring in a movie. |
157 | 00:05:29,521 | 00:05:31,481 | - Well, what else is new? - And the character... | - Well, what else is new? - And the character... |
158 | 00:05:31,571 | 00:05:33,111 | The character's based on me. | The character's based on me. |
159 | 00:05:33,191 | 00:05:34,611 | So he's kind of shadowing me. | So he's kind of shadowing me. |
160 | 00:05:34,691 | 00:05:36,771 | What's the name of the movie? The Biggest Asshole... | What's the name of the movie? The Biggest Asshole... |
161 | 00:05:36,861 | 00:05:38,707 | - ...That Ever Roamed the Earth? - Oh, I like that. | - ...That Ever Roamed the Earth? - Oh, I like that. |
162 | 00:05:38,731 | 00:05:40,361 | Yeah, that's, that's good. | Yeah, that's, that's good. |
163 | 00:05:40,441 | 00:05:42,271 | - I'll tell Hobe. - That's good. | - I'll tell Hobe. - That's good. |
164 | 00:05:42,361 | 00:05:45,151 | You're a great actor, but this could be the end. | You're a great actor, but this could be the end. |
165 | 00:05:45,231 | 00:05:46,441 | So what are you doing? | So what are you doing? |
166 | 00:05:46,521 | 00:05:48,191 | You know Michelle, the CEO... | You know Michelle, the CEO... |
167 | 00:05:48,271 | 00:05:49,957 | - ...I'm dating? - Yeah, I know she's a CEO. | - ...I'm dating? - Yeah, I know she's a CEO. |
168 | 00:05:49,981 | 00:05:52,271 | Well, I gotta go furniture shopping with her today. | Well, I gotta go furniture shopping with her today. |
169 | 00:05:52,361 | 00:05:54,071 | Furniture shopping? | Furniture shopping? |
170 | 00:05:54,151 | 00:05:55,377 | Yeah, but I gotta really get going. | Yeah, but I gotta really get going. |
171 | 00:05:55,401 | 00:05:57,271 | - Okay. - Why don't we have a meal? | - Okay. - Why don't we have a meal? |
172 | 00:05:57,361 | 00:05:58,667 | We haven't had dinner in a while. | We haven't had dinner in a while. |
173 | 00:05:58,691 | 00:06:00,167 | Yeah, let's do it. Let's have dinner. | Yeah, let's do it. Let's have dinner. |
174 | 00:06:00,191 | 00:06:02,571 | - Can, uh, Michelle come? - No. | - Can, uh, Michelle come? - No. |
175 | 00:06:02,651 | 00:06:04,731 | Listen, I... I really want her to come. I... | Listen, I... I really want her to come. I... |
176 | 00:06:04,821 | 00:06:06,271 | I really would appreciate it. | I really would appreciate it. |
177 | 00:06:06,361 | 00:06:08,611 | See? See what I'm saying with the "appreciate"? | See? See what I'm saying with the "appreciate"? |
178 | 00:06:08,691 | 00:06:10,162 | I'm finally starting to get it. I see what you're saying. Yes. | I'm finally starting to get it. I see what you're saying. Yes. |
179 | 00:06:10,186 | 00:06:11,049 | Huh? You see it? | Huh? You see it? |
180 | 00:06:11,073 | 00:06:12,286 | What are you talking about? | What are you talking about? |
181 | 00:06:12,310 | 00:06:14,821 | I don't succumb to "appreciate." | I don't succumb to "appreciate." |
182 | 00:06:14,901 | 00:06:17,151 | I'm not gonna bring her. For you, okay? | I'm not gonna bring her. For you, okay? |
183 | 00:06:17,231 | 00:06:18,707 | - Yeah. - To honor our friendship. | - Yeah. - To honor our friendship. |
184 | 00:06:18,731 | 00:06:20,931 | - But she's gonna give me shit for it. - So what? | - But she's gonna give me shit for it. - So what? |
185 | 00:06:20,981 | 00:06:22,691 | You're gonna pay down the line for this. | You're gonna pay down the line for this. |
186 | 00:06:22,771 | 00:06:24,743 | You text me where you want to meet, asshole. | You text me where you want to meet, asshole. |
187 | 00:06:24,768 | 00:06:25,768 | Okay. | Okay. |
188 | 00:06:28,021 | 00:06:30,071 | Thank you. Thank you so much. | Thank you. Thank you so much. |
189 | 00:06:30,151 | 00:06:31,321 | - Oh, sure. - That was quick. | - Oh, sure. - That was quick. |
190 | 00:06:31,401 | 00:06:33,821 | - I feel so much better. - I'm sure you do. | - I feel so much better. - I'm sure you do. |
191 | 00:06:33,901 | 00:06:35,481 | - Get this off me. - Okay. | - Get this off me. - Okay. |
192 | 00:06:35,571 | 00:06:37,901 | - What do I owe you? - You owe me nothing. | - What do I owe you? - You owe me nothing. |
193 | 00:06:37,981 | 00:06:40,771 | - Nothing. Oh, boy. - No. I insist. | - Nothing. Oh, boy. - No. I insist. |
194 | 00:06:40,861 | 00:06:43,691 | - Yeah. - Thank you. That piss was worth $10, easy. | - Yeah. - Thank you. That piss was worth $10, easy. |
195 | 00:06:43,771 | 00:06:46,611 | Well, see ya, man. I mean, look what you did. | Well, see ya, man. I mean, look what you did. |
196 | 00:06:46,691 | 00:06:48,441 | Yeah. | Yeah. |
197 | 00:06:48,521 | 00:06:50,441 | A $10 piss. | A $10 piss. |
198 | 00:06:52,271 | 00:06:55,691 | - Mm. Mm. - And he offered me $10 to take a piss. | - Mm. Mm. - And he offered me $10 to take a piss. |
199 | 00:06:55,771 | 00:06:58,111 | - Wow. - And I'm thinking... | - Wow. - And I'm thinking... |
200 | 00:06:58,191 | 00:07:00,271 | what a great idea for a business. | what a great idea for a business. |
201 | 00:07:00,361 | 00:07:02,901 | You relieve people who have jobs | You relieve people who have jobs |
202 | 00:07:02,981 | 00:07:04,861 | where they can't use a bathroom. | where they can't use a bathroom. |
203 | 00:07:04,941 | 00:07:07,481 | Toll booth collectors, shoe shine stands, | Toll booth collectors, shoe shine stands, |
204 | 00:07:07,571 | 00:07:09,071 | parking garage attendants. | parking garage attendants. |
205 | 00:07:09,151 | 00:07:11,651 | They contact you on your phone, it's an app, | They contact you on your phone, it's an app, |
206 | 00:07:11,731 | 00:07:14,481 | and then you go down and man the store, | and then you go down and man the store, |
207 | 00:07:14,571 | 00:07:15,731 | when they go to the bathroom. | when they go to the bathroom. |
208 | 00:07:15,821 | 00:07:17,321 | Do you know how many times I've peed | Do you know how many times I've peed |
209 | 00:07:17,401 | 00:07:18,731 | in a fuckin' Gatorade bottle | in a fuckin' Gatorade bottle |
210 | 00:07:18,821 | 00:07:20,377 | when I couldn't find a fuckin' bathroom? | when I couldn't find a fuckin' bathroom? |
211 | 00:07:20,401 | 00:07:21,901 | Plenty of fuckin' times. | Plenty of fuckin' times. |
212 | 00:07:21,981 | 00:07:23,021 | Mm-hmm. | Mm-hmm. |
213 | 00:07:23,111 | 00:07:24,691 | And know how many times I forgot | And know how many times I forgot |
214 | 00:07:24,771 | 00:07:26,151 | I peed in that Gatorade bottle | I peed in that Gatorade bottle |
215 | 00:07:26,231 | 00:07:28,441 | and drank that shit? Once. | and drank that shit? Once. |
216 | 00:07:28,981 | 00:07:30,441 | That's a fuckin' good idea. | That's a fuckin' good idea. |
217 | 00:07:30,521 | 00:07:31,721 | Thanks for sharing that story. | Thanks for sharing that story. |
218 | 00:07:31,771 | 00:07:33,111 | This could be the pee Amazon. | This could be the pee Amazon. |
219 | 00:07:33,191 | 00:07:35,271 | - You know? This, this is big. - This could be big. | - You know? This, this is big. - This could be big. |
220 | 00:07:35,361 | 00:07:36,547 | - This could be very big. - Every fuckin' where. | - This could be very big. - Every fuckin' where. |
221 | 00:07:36,571 | 00:07:37,931 | - Yeah. - Very big. We need a name. | - Yeah. - Very big. We need a name. |
222 | 00:07:37,981 | 00:07:39,731 | - Poober. - Poober! | - Poober. - Poober! |
223 | 00:07:39,821 | 00:07:41,901 | - Meh. It's too close to Uber. - Meh. | - Meh. It's too close to Uber. - Meh. |
224 | 00:07:41,981 | 00:07:43,571 | I got something. | I got something. |
225 | 00:07:43,651 | 00:07:44,941 | "Gotta Go." | "Gotta Go." |
226 | 00:07:45,021 | 00:07:47,071 | - Like that. That's catchy as hell. - You like that? | - Like that. That's catchy as hell. - You like that? |
227 | 00:08:03,441 | 00:08:06,021 | - Oh. Hey! - Hey, Becky. | - Oh. Hey! - Hey, Becky. |
228 | 00:08:06,111 | 00:08:08,481 | Can I talk to you for a minute? | Can I talk to you for a minute? |
229 | 00:08:09,321 | 00:08:11,321 | Yeah. Okay. Come on. | Yeah. Okay. Come on. |
230 | 00:08:11,901 | 00:08:13,651 | Wow. | Wow. |
231 | 00:08:13,731 | 00:08:15,651 | What, did you have a party in here? | What, did you have a party in here? |
232 | 00:08:15,731 | 00:08:18,151 | Nope. Nope. Just me. | Nope. Nope. Just me. |
233 | 00:08:18,231 | 00:08:19,981 | Can I make you something to drink? | Can I make you something to drink? |
234 | 00:08:20,691 | 00:08:22,191 | Uh, no, thanks. | Uh, no, thanks. |
235 | 00:08:22,271 | 00:08:23,941 | Okay. | Okay. |
236 | 00:08:24,021 | 00:08:26,401 | You know, you're trying to sell a house. | You know, you're trying to sell a house. |
237 | 00:08:26,481 | 00:08:27,861 | - It's... - Oh. | - It's... - Oh. |
238 | 00:08:27,941 | 00:08:29,941 | It's gonna be hard to sell a house like, like this. | It's gonna be hard to sell a house like, like this. |
239 | 00:08:29,981 | 00:08:31,861 | I gotta tidy up a bit, I know. | I gotta tidy up a bit, I know. |
240 | 00:08:31,941 | 00:08:34,321 | You know, it's all based on first impressions. | You know, it's all based on first impressions. |
241 | 00:08:34,401 | 00:08:36,088 | People come over, they're gonna see this... | People come over, they're gonna see this... |
242 | 00:08:36,113 | 00:08:37,002 | Yeah. | Yeah. |
243 | 00:08:37,026 | 00:08:38,237 | ...and then no one's gonna buy it. | ...and then no one's gonna buy it. |
244 | 00:08:38,261 | 00:08:40,021 | All right. I'll take care of it, Dad. | All right. I'll take care of it, Dad. |
245 | 00:08:40,111 | 00:08:42,021 | - Oh. Yeah. - Hey. | - Oh. Yeah. - Hey. |
246 | 00:08:42,111 | 00:08:44,901 | Heard about the whole Cheryl-Ted blowup in Mexico. | Heard about the whole Cheryl-Ted blowup in Mexico. |
247 | 00:08:44,981 | 00:08:46,731 | - Oh. - Oh, boy. | - Oh. - Oh, boy. |
248 | 00:08:46,821 | 00:08:48,981 | - Little bit of ash. Sorry. - Yeah, that was... | - Little bit of ash. Sorry. - Yeah, that was... |
249 | 00:08:49,071 | 00:08:51,111 | - That was wild. - Yeah, that made me happy. | - That was wild. - Yeah, that made me happy. |
250 | 00:08:51,191 | 00:08:52,997 | - Oh, you... Really? - Little Miss Perfect. Yeah. | - Oh, you... Really? - Little Miss Perfect. Yeah. |
251 | 00:08:53,021 | 00:08:54,861 | It made me feel better about myself. | It made me feel better about myself. |
252 | 00:08:55,521 | 00:08:57,571 | Boy, you two used to get along so well. | Boy, you two used to get along so well. |
253 | 00:08:57,651 | 00:08:59,571 | Yeah, well, not anymore. | Yeah, well, not anymore. |
254 | 00:08:59,651 | 00:09:01,901 | You sure I can't get you something to drink? | You sure I can't get you something to drink? |
255 | 00:09:01,981 | 00:09:03,901 | No. What are you drinking in the daytime for? | No. What are you drinking in the daytime for? |
256 | 00:09:03,981 | 00:09:06,321 | - Who drinks in the daytime? - People who go to brunch. | - Who drinks in the daytime? - People who go to brunch. |
257 | 00:09:06,401 | 00:09:07,821 | Well, we're not at brunch. | Well, we're not at brunch. |
258 | 00:09:07,901 | 00:09:09,771 | Okay. So I am not having a mimosa. | Okay. So I am not having a mimosa. |
259 | 00:09:10,321 | 00:09:11,048 | All right. | All right. |
260 | 00:09:11,073 | 00:09:13,255 | What, what, what do you... What do you want? | What, what, what do you... What do you want? |
261 | 00:09:13,321 | 00:09:14,941 | - What, what's going on? - Okay. Well, | - What, what's going on? - Okay. Well, |
262 | 00:09:15,021 | 00:09:16,707 | obviously, I heard you're selling the house. | obviously, I heard you're selling the house. |
263 | 00:09:16,731 | 00:09:18,271 | Yeah. | Yeah. |
264 | 00:09:18,361 | 00:09:20,691 | You know, the thing is, Becky, | You know, the thing is, Becky, |
265 | 00:09:20,771 | 00:09:23,771 | you know, I did buy you the house, so... | you know, I did buy you the house, so... |
266 | 00:09:23,861 | 00:09:25,821 | - I know. - It's kind of my house. | - I know. - It's kind of my house. |
267 | 00:09:25,901 | 00:09:28,691 | - No. No, you... - I paid for the house. | - No. No, you... - I paid for the house. |
268 | 00:09:28,771 | 00:09:31,058 | And I thought it was only fair and reasonable... | And I thought it was only fair and reasonable... |
269 | 00:09:31,083 | 00:09:31,845 | Okay. | Okay. |
270 | 00:09:31,901 | 00:09:34,941 | I'm gonna let you keep the profits | I'm gonna let you keep the profits |
271 | 00:09:35,021 | 00:09:36,361 | to, to the house. | to, to the house. |
272 | 00:09:36,441 | 00:09:39,321 | But of course, I'll get my investment back. | But of course, I'll get my investment back. |
273 | 00:09:39,401 | 00:09:42,401 | No, no, no. No. | No, no, no. No. |
274 | 00:09:42,771 | 00:09:46,571 | - Hey. Say I gave you $700,000... - It's my house. | - Hey. Say I gave you $700,000... - It's my house. |
275 | 00:09:47,861 | 00:09:50,361 | Please don't do this to me, okay? | Please don't do this to me, okay? |
276 | 00:09:50,441 | 00:09:52,361 | Please don't do this. This is my house. | Please don't do this. This is my house. |
277 | 00:09:52,441 | 00:09:53,861 | It's all I have left. | It's all I have left. |
278 | 00:09:53,941 | 00:09:57,731 | Oh, my God. Please don't do this to me. | Oh, my God. Please don't do this to me. |
279 | 00:09:57,821 | 00:09:59,941 | I, I lost my job. | I, I lost my job. |
280 | 00:10:00,021 | 00:10:01,571 | And my boyfriend broke up with me. | And my boyfriend broke up with me. |
281 | 00:10:01,771 | 00:10:03,571 | - Geez. Don't cry... - He was from Poland, | - Geez. Don't cry... - He was from Poland, |
282 | 00:10:03,651 | 00:10:06,821 | and it turns out all he wanted was a visa. | and it turns out all he wanted was a visa. |
283 | 00:10:06,901 | 00:10:09,861 | Okay, you... | Okay, you... |
284 | 00:10:09,941 | 00:10:12,901 | Forget, forget it. You, you, you can keep the house. | Forget, forget it. You, you, you can keep the house. |
285 | 00:10:12,981 | 00:10:15,021 | You can keep all the money, keep, keep the profits. | You can keep all the money, keep, keep the profits. |
286 | 00:10:15,111 | 00:10:16,981 | Keep, keep it all. | Keep, keep it all. |
287 | 00:10:17,071 | 00:10:20,481 | - Is this a joke? - No. No. No. | - Is this a joke? - No. No. No. |
288 | 00:10:20,571 | 00:10:21,821 | - You mean it? - Keep it all. | - You mean it? - Keep it all. |
289 | 00:10:21,901 | 00:10:24,821 | - Thank you, Larry. - Keep it. You can have it. | - Thank you, Larry. - Keep it. You can have it. |
290 | 00:10:24,901 | 00:10:26,981 | Yeah. It's okay. | Yeah. It's okay. |
291 | 00:10:33,861 | 00:10:35,071 | - Really? - Yeah. | - Really? - Yeah. |
292 | 00:10:35,151 | 00:10:36,571 | - Wow. - I know. | - Wow. - I know. |
293 | 00:10:36,651 | 00:10:38,901 | I think I always had a secret little crush on her. | I think I always had a secret little crush on her. |
294 | 00:10:38,981 | 00:10:40,271 | - Me too. - Yeah. | - Me too. - Yeah. |
295 | 00:10:40,361 | 00:10:42,191 | It was in the daytime. | It was in the daytime. |
296 | 00:10:42,271 | 00:10:43,941 | I love daytime sex. | I love daytime sex. |
297 | 00:10:44,021 | 00:10:45,521 | You're filled with energy. | You're filled with energy. |
298 | 00:10:45,611 | 00:10:47,644 | Yes! I mean, nighttime, you're so close to going to bed. | Yes! I mean, nighttime, you're so close to going to bed. |
299 | 00:10:47,668 | 00:10:48,858 | Filled! Right! | Filled! Right! |
300 | 00:10:48,883 | 00:10:50,297 | Why are you doing that before you go to bed? | Why are you doing that before you go to bed? |
301 | 00:10:50,321 | 00:10:51,634 | The whole thing should be all flipped around. | The whole thing should be all flipped around. |
302 | 00:10:51,658 | 00:10:52,529 | I know. | I know. |
303 | 00:10:52,553 | 00:10:53,707 | - It should never happen at night. - The daytime. | - It should never happen at night. - The daytime. |
304 | 00:10:53,731 | 00:10:54,877 | - Always during the day. - Yes. | - Always during the day. - Yes. |
305 | 00:10:54,901 | 00:10:56,361 | Ah. It's Jon. | Ah. It's Jon. |
306 | 00:10:56,441 | 00:10:58,627 | - What's going on? - Nothing. We're just going out to dinner. | - What's going on? - Nothing. We're just going out to dinner. |
307 | 00:10:58,651 | 00:11:01,071 | - Is that working out okay? - Yeah. Yeah. | - Is that working out okay? - Yeah. Yeah. |
308 | 00:11:01,151 | 00:11:03,111 | Where is he? | Where is he? |
309 | 00:11:05,361 | 00:11:08,321 | Did you have sex with my sister Becky? | Did you have sex with my sister Becky? |
310 | 00:11:08,401 | 00:11:09,981 | Who said that? | Who said that? |
311 | 00:11:10,691 | 00:11:11,691 | Becky! | Becky! |
312 | 00:11:11,731 | 00:11:12,901 | What did she say? | What did she say? |
313 | 00:11:12,981 | 00:11:15,151 | She said, "Guess who I fucked?" | She said, "Guess who I fucked?" |
314 | 00:11:15,231 | 00:11:17,941 | - Huh... - Oh, my God. | - Huh... - Oh, my God. |
315 | 00:11:18,021 | 00:11:20,821 | - He did. - Oh, my God! | - He did. - Oh, my God! |
316 | 00:11:20,901 | 00:11:22,771 | - What, what are you thinking? - I was there, | - What, what are you thinking? - I was there, |
317 | 00:11:22,861 | 00:11:26,441 | and she was, she-she was upset, she was sobbing, | and she was, she-she was upset, she was sobbing, |
318 | 00:11:26,521 | 00:11:28,441 | and I consoled her, and... | and I consoled her, and... |
319 | 00:11:28,521 | 00:11:30,271 | And, you know, it just, it happened. | And, you know, it just, it happened. |
320 | 00:11:30,361 | 00:11:32,087 | - That's why. - Yeah, what about the money? | - That's why. - Yeah, what about the money? |
321 | 00:11:32,111 | 00:11:33,401 | I told her, uh, | I told her, uh, |
322 | 00:11:33,481 | 00:11:35,337 | she didn't have to, uh, share the money with me. | she didn't have to, uh, share the money with me. |
323 | 00:11:35,361 | 00:11:37,611 | - Oh, my God. - That's, that's like prostitution. | - Oh, my God. - That's, that's like prostitution. |
324 | 00:11:37,691 | 00:11:40,151 | - It was consensual sex between two adults! - Oh, my God. | - It was consensual sex between two adults! - Oh, my God. |
325 | 00:11:40,231 | 00:11:41,960 | There's nothing wrong with that, as far as I know! | There's nothing wrong with that, as far as I know! |
326 | 00:11:41,984 | 00:11:42,997 | She was vulnerable. | She was vulnerable. |
327 | 00:11:43,021 | 00:11:45,071 | We were all in the living room over there | We were all in the living room over there |
328 | 00:11:45,151 | 00:11:46,611 | when you gave a big speech, | when you gave a big speech, |
329 | 00:11:46,691 | 00:11:48,321 | and you were gonna march over there | and you were gonna march over there |
330 | 00:11:48,401 | 00:11:50,457 | - and get your money back for that house. - I did march over there, | - and get your money back for that house. - I did march over there, |
331 | 00:11:50,481 | 00:11:51,861 | and then I felt sorry for her. | and then I felt sorry for her. |
332 | 00:11:51,941 | 00:11:53,377 | - Oh, my... - Yeah, you marched over there, | - Oh, my... - Yeah, you marched over there, |
333 | 00:11:53,401 | 00:11:54,691 | you got a fuckin' blow job, | you got a fuckin' blow job, |
334 | 00:11:54,771 | 00:11:56,151 | and then you gave the house away. | and then you gave the house away. |
335 | 00:11:56,231 | 00:11:58,111 | There's a million fuckin' women in the world. | There's a million fuckin' women in the world. |
336 | 00:11:58,191 | 00:12:01,151 | - You have to have sex with Cheryl's sister? - What? | - You have to have sex with Cheryl's sister? - What? |
337 | 00:12:01,231 | 00:12:02,771 | Oh. Hey, Jonny. | Oh. Hey, Jonny. |
338 | 00:12:02,861 | 00:12:04,611 | Uh, yeah. The door was ajar. | Uh, yeah. The door was ajar. |
339 | 00:12:04,691 | 00:12:05,837 | The fuck are you doing in my house? | The fuck are you doing in my house? |
340 | 00:12:05,861 | 00:12:07,321 | What is Jon Hamm doing in my house? | What is Jon Hamm doing in my house? |
341 | 00:12:07,401 | 00:12:09,457 | - He's, he's, um... - Hold on. Yeah, I should get this down. | - He's, he's, um... - Hold on. Yeah, I should get this down. |
342 | 00:12:09,481 | 00:12:10,611 | He's starring in a movie, | He's starring in a movie, |
343 | 00:12:10,691 | 00:12:12,207 | and he's kind of, you know, shadowing me. | and he's kind of, you know, shadowing me. |
344 | 00:12:12,231 | 00:12:13,791 | He's bas... The character's based on me. | He's bas... The character's based on me. |
345 | 00:12:13,861 | 00:12:16,151 | So, the character is a disgusting pervert? | So, the character is a disgusting pervert? |
346 | 00:12:16,231 | 00:12:17,981 | That's good. | That's good. |
347 | 00:12:18,071 | 00:12:19,981 | It's actually not funny, Jon Hamm. | It's actually not funny, Jon Hamm. |
348 | 00:12:20,231 | 00:12:22,047 | Oh, no, no. I'm not here. Act like I'm not here. | Oh, no, no. I'm not here. Act like I'm not here. |
349 | 00:12:22,071 | 00:12:23,877 | - I'm just a fly on the wall. Just, uh... - Hey. | - I'm just a fly on the wall. Just, uh... - Hey. |
350 | 00:12:23,901 | 00:12:25,321 | - New sneaks? - Oh, yeah. | - New sneaks? - Oh, yeah. |
351 | 00:12:25,401 | 00:12:26,997 | - Good, right? How comfortable? - Love 'em. | - Good, right? How comfortable? - Love 'em. |
352 | 00:12:27,021 | 00:12:27,646 | Yeah. | Yeah. |
353 | 00:12:27,671 | 00:12:29,545 | Hey, guys? This is not the time, okay? | Hey, guys? This is not the time, okay? |
354 | 00:12:29,611 | 00:12:31,151 | It's my house, you're in my house. | It's my house, you're in my house. |
355 | 00:12:31,231 | 00:12:32,997 | - I'm terribly sorry. - You crossed a line... | - I'm terribly sorry. - You crossed a line... |
356 | 00:12:33,021 | 00:12:34,521 | - ...this time. - You crossed a line! | - ...this time. - You crossed a line! |
357 | 00:12:34,611 | 00:12:36,127 | - Oh, my God. - I didn't cross a line. | - Oh, my God. - I didn't cross a line. |
358 | 00:12:36,151 | 00:12:38,191 | I went over the line that you already crossed. | I went over the line that you already crossed. |
359 | 00:12:38,271 | 00:12:39,521 | - What? - He's a friend. | - What? - He's a friend. |
360 | 00:12:39,611 | 00:12:41,821 | Oh, oh, oh, I'm sorry. Ted and Larry, | Oh, oh, oh, I'm sorry. Ted and Larry, |
361 | 00:12:41,901 | 00:12:44,401 | it's just like you and your sister. It's the same thing. | it's just like you and your sister. It's the same thing. |
362 | 00:12:44,481 | 00:12:46,861 | - It's nowhere close. - It is not close. | - It's nowhere close. - It is not close. |
363 | 00:12:46,941 | 00:12:49,861 | It is close! She slept with my friend, Ted Danson. | It is close! She slept with my friend, Ted Danson. |
364 | 00:12:49,941 | 00:12:51,691 | - Okay? - Okay. That's fine. | - Okay? - Okay. That's fine. |
365 | 00:12:51,771 | 00:12:54,247 | - But I can't sleep with her sister? - It feels like the same thing. | - But I can't sleep with her sister? - It feels like the same thing. |
366 | 00:12:54,271 | 00:12:57,361 | - Because Ted is like a sister to Larry. - Yeah! | - Because Ted is like a sister to Larry. - Yeah! |
367 | 00:12:57,441 | 00:12:59,361 | No. It's a relationship with Ted. | No. It's a relationship with Ted. |
368 | 00:12:59,441 | 00:13:01,377 | - It's not, I didn't just go have s... - Oh, it's a relationship? | - It's not, I didn't just go have s... - Oh, it's a relationship? |
369 | 00:13:01,401 | 00:13:03,167 | Who's to say that I'm not gonna have a relationship | Who's to say that I'm not gonna have a relationship |
370 | 00:13:03,191 | 00:13:04,667 | - with Becky, what do you mean? - Oh, my God. | - with Becky, what do you mean? - Oh, my God. |
371 | 00:13:04,691 | 00:13:07,071 | You know how jealous Becky is of Cheryl. | You know how jealous Becky is of Cheryl. |
372 | 00:13:07,151 | 00:13:10,731 | You know that Becky thinks of herself as Princess Margaret, | You know that Becky thinks of herself as Princess Margaret, |
373 | 00:13:10,821 | 00:13:12,691 | and that Cheryl is Queen Elizabeth. | and that Cheryl is Queen Elizabeth. |
374 | 00:13:12,771 | 00:13:14,262 | Yeah. Right. | Yeah. Right. |
375 | 00:13:14,286 | 00:13:15,634 | Yeah. Oh, and you think you're Prince Philip? | Yeah. Oh, and you think you're Prince Philip? |
376 | 00:13:15,658 | 00:13:16,427 | Is that what you're saying? | Is that what you're saying? |
377 | 00:13:16,451 | 00:13:17,870 | - Yeah. - Oh, my God. | - Yeah. - Oh, my God. |
378 | 00:13:17,950 | 00:13:20,870 | Prince Philip would put a fucking gun to his head | Prince Philip would put a fucking gun to his head |
379 | 00:13:20,950 | 00:13:23,160 | before he had you representing him. | before he had you representing him. |
380 | 00:13:23,240 | 00:13:25,256 | Again, real quick, are we talking about The Crown now? | Again, real quick, are we talking about The Crown now? |
381 | 00:13:25,280 | 00:13:26,820 | - Yeah. - How good is that show? | - Yeah. - How good is that show? |
382 | 00:13:26,910 | 00:13:29,200 | You know what, Jon Hamm, it was nice meeting you. | You know what, Jon Hamm, it was nice meeting you. |
383 | 00:13:29,280 | 00:13:30,870 | But, really, this is between us. | But, really, this is between us. |
384 | 00:13:30,950 | 00:13:33,660 | You know what, I've heard enough. Come on, Jonny. Let's go eat. | You know what, I've heard enough. Come on, Jonny. Let's go eat. |
385 | 00:13:33,740 | 00:13:35,320 | - I'll call you. - You've had enough... | - I'll call you. - You've had enough... |
386 | 00:13:35,410 | 00:13:36,846 | - ...you petty piece of shit. - Thank you so much, by the way. | - ...you petty piece of shit. - Thank you so much, by the way. |
387 | 00:13:36,870 | 00:13:38,820 | Yeah, it's great. It's great. | Yeah, it's great. It's great. |
388 | 00:13:38,910 | 00:13:41,410 | - Go, go be him, asshole. - Thank you. | - Go, go be him, asshole. - Thank you. |
389 | 00:13:45,570 | 00:13:47,700 | - Aw, man. - What are you doing? | - Aw, man. - What are you doing? |
390 | 00:13:47,780 | 00:13:50,780 | You just plopped that into your, into your water? | You just plopped that into your, into your water? |
391 | 00:13:50,870 | 00:13:53,410 | Yeah, I plopped it in because I like lime with my water. | Yeah, I plopped it in because I like lime with my water. |
392 | 00:13:53,490 | 00:13:55,910 | I know but they, they don't wash these rinds. | I know but they, they don't wash these rinds. |
393 | 00:13:55,990 | 00:13:57,700 | You gotta have some trust in people. | You gotta have some trust in people. |
394 | 00:13:57,780 | 00:14:00,410 | You ever see signs in bathrooms, "Wash before leaving"? | You ever see signs in bathrooms, "Wash before leaving"? |
395 | 00:14:00,490 | 00:14:02,170 | It doesn't matter if their hands are clean. | It doesn't matter if their hands are clean. |
396 | 00:14:02,200 | 00:14:03,796 | - They don't have to... - The rind's dirty. | - They don't have to... - The rind's dirty. |
397 | 00:14:03,820 | 00:14:06,280 | - You get a disease. - Aah, please. | - You get a disease. - Aah, please. |
398 | 00:14:06,370 | 00:14:07,910 | It's bullshit. | It's bullshit. |
399 | 00:14:07,990 | 00:14:10,240 | And I'm really irked about something, man. | And I'm really irked about something, man. |
400 | 00:14:10,320 | 00:14:12,925 | - Did you say "irked"? - Yeah, irked. | - Did you say "irked"? - Yeah, irked. |
401 | 00:14:12,950 | 00:14:14,796 | I never heard you use that word before, but go ahead. | I never heard you use that word before, but go ahead. |
402 | 00:14:14,820 | 00:14:17,910 | I'm irked because... with all due respect... | I'm irked because... with all due respect... |
403 | 00:14:17,990 | 00:14:19,530 | Jon is here, and Michelle is... | Jon is here, and Michelle is... |
404 | 00:14:19,620 | 00:14:21,176 | you wouldn't let Michelle come to dinner. | you wouldn't let Michelle come to dinner. |
405 | 00:14:21,200 | 00:14:23,070 | I have to watch my Ps and Qs. | I have to watch my Ps and Qs. |
406 | 00:14:23,160 | 00:14:24,870 | I don't wanna watch Ps and Qs. | I don't wanna watch Ps and Qs. |
407 | 00:14:24,950 | 00:14:26,280 | Do you wanna watch Ps and Qs? | Do you wanna watch Ps and Qs? |
408 | 00:14:26,370 | 00:14:28,160 | What are you, Shari Lewis? Where's Lamb Chop? | What are you, Shari Lewis? Where's Lamb Chop? |
409 | 00:14:28,240 | 00:14:29,870 | In your pants? | In your pants? |
410 | 00:14:29,950 | 00:14:33,240 | - Look, she's irked. - She's irked. | - Look, she's irked. - She's irked. |
411 | 00:14:33,320 | 00:14:34,740 | So you're both irked? | So you're both irked? |
412 | 00:14:34,820 | 00:14:38,410 | She's so angry at me that I had to, you know, make an excuse. | She's so angry at me that I had to, you know, make an excuse. |
413 | 00:14:38,490 | 00:14:39,780 | Oh. What did you say? | Oh. What did you say? |
414 | 00:14:39,870 | 00:14:41,570 | I said you had a bleeding rectum, | I said you had a bleeding rectum, |
415 | 00:14:41,660 | 00:14:43,320 | and that you were worried and scared, | and that you were worried and scared, |
416 | 00:14:43,410 | 00:14:45,070 | and you needed to talk to me alone, | and you needed to talk to me alone, |
417 | 00:14:45,160 | 00:14:47,410 | and you'd be embarrassed if she heard it. | and you'd be embarrassed if she heard it. |
418 | 00:14:47,490 | 00:14:50,477 | - Are you out of your fucking mind? - Well... | - Are you out of your fucking mind? - Well... |
419 | 00:14:50,502 | 00:14:51,886 | You couldn't think of a better excuse than that? | You couldn't think of a better excuse than that? |
420 | 00:14:51,910 | 00:14:53,796 | You should have called me. I got thousands of 'em. | You should have called me. I got thousands of 'em. |
421 | 00:14:53,820 | 00:14:56,160 | - I can't even face her now. - Why not? | - I can't even face her now. - Why not? |
422 | 00:14:56,240 | 00:14:58,280 | Nobody respects a person with a bleeding rectum. | Nobody respects a person with a bleeding rectum. |
423 | 00:14:58,370 | 00:15:00,450 | You think Lincoln could have prosecuted a war | You think Lincoln could have prosecuted a war |
424 | 00:15:00,530 | 00:15:02,240 | if people knew he had a bleeding rectum? | if people knew he had a bleeding rectum? |
425 | 00:15:02,320 | 00:15:04,176 | And by the way, when you come to the dinner party | And by the way, when you come to the dinner party |
426 | 00:15:04,200 | 00:15:05,780 | in a few days, I would not mention it. | in a few days, I would not mention it. |
427 | 00:15:05,870 | 00:15:07,570 | Who mentions that at a dinner party? | Who mentions that at a dinner party? |
428 | 00:15:07,660 | 00:15:10,120 | Do I still have it or-or am I over it? | Do I still have it or-or am I over it? |
429 | 00:15:10,200 | 00:15:12,200 | No, I left it open. | No, I left it open. |
430 | 00:15:12,280 | 00:15:14,200 | Sorry to hear that. | Sorry to hear that. |
431 | 00:15:14,570 | 00:15:16,200 | I also... Can I say, | I also... Can I say, |
432 | 00:15:16,280 | 00:15:17,820 | we ordered this kind of for the table, | we ordered this kind of for the table, |
433 | 00:15:17,910 | 00:15:19,990 | and I feel like you've gone way over your | and I feel like you've gone way over your |
434 | 00:15:20,070 | 00:15:21,530 | appetizer allotment at this point. | appetizer allotment at this point. |
435 | 00:15:21,620 | 00:15:23,780 | - My allotment? - Well, there's three of us. | - My allotment? - Well, there's three of us. |
436 | 00:15:23,870 | 00:15:26,660 | - We each get a third. - Who makes up that fuckin' rule? | - We each get a third. - Who makes up that fuckin' rule? |
437 | 00:15:26,740 | 00:15:28,370 | It's an unwritten rule. | It's an unwritten rule. |
438 | 00:15:28,450 | 00:15:29,870 | Oh, my God. | Oh, my God. |
439 | 00:15:29,950 | 00:15:31,620 | There's two Larry Davids. | There's two Larry Davids. |
440 | 00:15:31,700 | 00:15:33,490 | Holy shit. | Holy shit. |
441 | 00:15:33,570 | 00:15:34,910 | Pretty good. | Pretty good. |
442 | 00:15:34,990 | 00:15:37,530 | Pretty, pretty good. | Pretty, pretty good. |
443 | 00:15:40,450 | 00:15:42,120 | Aah. | Aah. |
444 | 00:15:47,530 | 00:15:50,120 | - She threw me out. - She threw you out? | - She threw me out. - She threw you out? |
445 | 00:15:50,200 | 00:15:52,410 | - Yep. Yep, yep, yep, yep. - Why? | - Yep. Yep, yep, yep, yep. - Why? |
446 | 00:15:52,490 | 00:15:55,910 | Well, she doesn't like the way I defended you being with Becky. | Well, she doesn't like the way I defended you being with Becky. |
447 | 00:15:55,990 | 00:15:58,780 | - Come on in. Make yourself at home. - I will. | - Come on in. Make yourself at home. - I will. |
448 | 00:15:58,870 | 00:16:00,030 | I, I gotta go. | I, I gotta go. |
449 | 00:16:00,120 | 00:16:01,596 | - Where are you going? - I'm going to Becky's. | - Where are you going? - I'm going to Becky's. |
450 | 00:16:01,620 | 00:16:04,530 | Oh. If you keep going to Becky's, | Oh. If you keep going to Becky's, |
451 | 00:16:04,620 | 00:16:06,410 | I can't go home. | I can't go home. |
452 | 00:16:06,490 | 00:16:07,870 | Keep going to Becky's. | Keep going to Becky's. |
453 | 00:16:07,950 | 00:16:09,780 | - I'll see you later. - Bedroom's upstairs. | - I'll see you later. - Bedroom's upstairs. |
454 | 00:16:09,870 | 00:16:11,530 | - Second one. - Got it. | - Second one. - Got it. |
455 | 00:16:11,620 | 00:16:13,410 | Okay. | Okay. |
456 | 00:16:36,490 | 00:16:37,570 | No. | No. |
457 | 00:16:46,160 | 00:16:47,660 | You're welcome. | You're welcome. |
458 | 00:16:58,160 | 00:17:01,700 | We did it. We did it! | We did it. We did it! |
459 | 00:17:04,240 | 00:17:06,080 | You didn't expect an airport drop-off, did you? | You didn't expect an airport drop-off, did you? |
460 | 00:17:06,160 | 00:17:07,850 | Nope. Nobody expects an airport drop-off anymore. | Nope. Nobody expects an airport drop-off anymore. |
461 | 00:17:07,874 | 00:17:08,714 | Ah? Airport drop-off. | Ah? Airport drop-off. |
462 | 00:17:08,740 | 00:17:11,160 | - All right, well, have fun skiing. - I will. | - All right, well, have fun skiing. - I will. |
463 | 00:17:11,240 | 00:17:12,740 | I'll text you when I land. | I'll text you when I land. |
464 | 00:17:12,820 | 00:17:14,296 | - Eh, not necessary. - I didn't really want to. | - Eh, not necessary. - I didn't really want to. |
465 | 00:17:14,320 | 00:17:15,886 | - Yeah. - It's like an extra, unnecessary step. | - Yeah. - It's like an extra, unnecessary step. |
466 | 00:17:15,910 | 00:17:18,370 | - I'll find out if you're dead. - Yeah, yeah. You'll know. | - I'll find out if you're dead. - Yeah, yeah. You'll know. |
467 | 00:17:18,450 | 00:17:19,966 | - Yeah. - You got big plans for when I'm gone? | - Yeah. - You got big plans for when I'm gone? |
468 | 00:17:19,990 | 00:17:21,570 | I'm gonna help a friend out | I'm gonna help a friend out |
469 | 00:17:21,660 | 00:17:23,280 | with his, uh, with his new business. | with his, uh, with his new business. |
470 | 00:17:23,370 | 00:17:24,490 | - Cool. - Yeah. | - Cool. - Yeah. |
471 | 00:17:24,570 | 00:17:26,410 | - Thank you. - Bye. | - Thank you. - Bye. |
472 | 00:17:27,820 | 00:17:30,320 | He told her you had a bleeding rectum? | He told her you had a bleeding rectum? |
473 | 00:17:30,410 | 00:17:32,450 | Yeah. Now I gotta walk around | Yeah. Now I gotta walk around |
474 | 00:17:32,530 | 00:17:34,780 | knowing this woman thinks I have a bleeding rectum. | knowing this woman thinks I have a bleeding rectum. |
475 | 00:17:34,870 | 00:17:35,910 | I can't live like that. | I can't live like that. |
476 | 00:17:35,990 | 00:17:37,450 | 'Cause once that starts to spread, | 'Cause once that starts to spread, |
477 | 00:17:37,530 | 00:17:38,620 | she's gonna tell everybody. | she's gonna tell everybody. |
478 | 00:17:38,700 | 00:17:39,990 | And the worst part is, | And the worst part is, |
479 | 00:17:40,070 | 00:17:42,006 | no one's ever gonna know that the bleeding stopped. | no one's ever gonna know that the bleeding stopped. |
480 | 00:17:42,030 | 00:17:44,490 | People are thinkin', how does he stop the bleedin'? | People are thinkin', how does he stop the bleedin'? |
481 | 00:17:44,570 | 00:17:45,780 | Is he wearin' a pad? | Is he wearin' a pad? |
482 | 00:17:45,870 | 00:17:47,630 | Is he, is he a little boy, a little Dutch boy | Is he, is he a little boy, a little Dutch boy |
483 | 00:17:47,660 | 00:17:48,820 | with his finger in his ass, | with his finger in his ass, |
484 | 00:17:48,910 | 00:17:50,870 | with wooden shoes on, with socks to his knee, | with wooden shoes on, with socks to his knee, |
485 | 00:17:50,950 | 00:17:53,120 | little shorts on, little vest, little top hat on, | little shorts on, little vest, little top hat on, |
486 | 00:17:53,200 | 00:17:54,950 | with his finger in your damn rectum? | with his finger in your damn rectum? |
487 | 00:17:55,030 | 00:17:56,620 | Right. Right. | Right. Right. |
488 | 00:17:56,700 | 00:17:58,620 | Hey. There's a parking lot. | Hey. There's a parking lot. |
489 | 00:17:58,700 | 00:18:00,280 | - Woo, let's go. - Yeah, let's do it. | - Woo, let's go. - Yeah, let's do it. |
490 | 00:18:00,370 | 00:18:03,780 | Get to work, baby. "Gotta Go"! | Get to work, baby. "Gotta Go"! |
491 | 00:18:04,910 | 00:18:06,320 | Can I help you guys? | Can I help you guys? |
492 | 00:18:06,410 | 00:18:08,660 | We got, uh, we got a little business proposition for you. | We got, uh, we got a little business proposition for you. |
493 | 00:18:08,740 | 00:18:09,820 | My name's Larry. | My name's Larry. |
494 | 00:18:09,910 | 00:18:11,240 | - Hey, Larry. - This is Leon. | - Hey, Larry. - This is Leon. |
495 | 00:18:11,320 | 00:18:12,990 | - I'm Bill. - Here. Here you go, Bill. | - I'm Bill. - Here. Here you go, Bill. |
496 | 00:18:13,070 | 00:18:14,280 | - "Gotta Go"? - That's right. | - "Gotta Go"? - That's right. |
497 | 00:18:14,370 | 00:18:16,320 | You ever sit in that booth at this time of day | You ever sit in that booth at this time of day |
498 | 00:18:16,410 | 00:18:18,170 | and gotta go to the bathroom, what do you do? | and gotta go to the bathroom, what do you do? |
499 | 00:18:18,200 | 00:18:19,370 | I just stay in the booth. | I just stay in the booth. |
500 | 00:18:19,450 | 00:18:21,200 | I can't go anywhere, just gotta hold it in. | I can't go anywhere, just gotta hold it in. |
501 | 00:18:21,280 | 00:18:23,200 | Until now. For a dollar a minute, | Until now. For a dollar a minute, |
502 | 00:18:23,280 | 00:18:25,070 | five dollar minimum, I will sit in that booth | five dollar minimum, I will sit in that booth |
503 | 00:18:25,160 | 00:18:26,660 | while you go and use the bathroom. | while you go and use the bathroom. |
504 | 00:18:26,740 | 00:18:28,370 | - You're serious? - Very serious. | - You're serious? - Very serious. |
505 | 00:18:28,450 | 00:18:30,490 | - Right now, I really have to go. - Go! | - Right now, I really have to go. - Go! |
506 | 00:18:30,570 | 00:18:31,660 | Go ahead, brother. | Go ahead, brother. |
507 | 00:18:31,740 | 00:18:33,280 | - I'll be right back. - My man. | - I'll be right back. - My man. |
508 | 00:18:33,370 | 00:18:34,990 | - Thank you. - My man, I got you! | - Thank you. - My man, I got you! |
509 | 00:18:35,070 | 00:18:36,570 | My man, you gotta go! | My man, you gotta go! |
510 | 00:18:36,660 | 00:18:37,870 | Ha-ha! | Ha-ha! |
511 | 00:18:37,950 | 00:18:39,716 | - Look at this shit, Larry. Woo! - Huh? Told ya. | - Look at this shit, Larry. Woo! - Huh? Told ya. |
512 | 00:18:39,740 | 00:18:42,700 | - Did I tell ya? Huh? I told ya! - You fuckin' told me, Larry. | - Did I tell ya? Huh? I told ya! - You fuckin' told me, Larry. |
513 | 00:18:44,950 | 00:18:47,120 | - You order a "Gotta Go"? - Yes, I gotta go. | - You order a "Gotta Go"? - Yes, I gotta go. |
514 | 00:18:47,200 | 00:18:48,700 | - Okay. You go. - Thank you. | - Okay. You go. - Thank you. |
515 | 00:18:48,780 | 00:18:50,660 | - Before I gotta go. Get on out of here. - Okay. | - Before I gotta go. Get on out of here. - Okay. |
516 | 00:18:51,070 | 00:18:53,740 | - Gino! Go handle your business. - Bye. | - Gino! Go handle your business. - Bye. |
517 | 00:18:57,780 | 00:18:59,490 | Hey. Excuse me. | Hey. Excuse me. |
518 | 00:18:59,570 | 00:19:02,200 | - You just spat on my shoe. - It's a fuckin' spit shine. | - You just spat on my shoe. - It's a fuckin' spit shine. |
519 | 00:19:02,280 | 00:19:03,530 | It's a... Stop! | It's a... Stop! |
520 | 00:19:03,620 | 00:19:05,070 | Stop! Stop spitting on my shoe. | Stop! Stop spitting on my shoe. |
521 | 00:19:05,160 | 00:19:06,480 | I'm not, I'm not paying for this. | I'm not, I'm not paying for this. |
522 | 00:19:06,530 | 00:19:08,070 | - Okay? - Your tips are appreciated. | - Okay? - Your tips are appreciated. |
523 | 00:19:08,160 | 00:19:10,990 | Give me a fuckin' break. I'm not giving you a cent. | Give me a fuckin' break. I'm not giving you a cent. |
524 | 00:19:11,070 | 00:19:14,160 | Fuck it, then. I don't give a fuck. I don't work here. | Fuck it, then. I don't give a fuck. I don't work here. |
525 | 00:19:14,240 | 00:19:16,410 | Woo! | Woo! |
526 | 00:19:16,490 | 00:19:18,740 | Ha-ha! Woo! | Ha-ha! Woo! |
527 | 00:19:23,780 | 00:19:25,200 | Thank you. | Thank you. |
528 | 00:19:25,280 | 00:19:26,506 | - Thank you for having me. - Thank you. | - Thank you for having me. - Thank you. |
529 | 00:19:26,530 | 00:19:28,130 | - Yes, indeed. - My pleasure to have you. | - Yes, indeed. - My pleasure to have you. |
530 | 00:19:28,160 | 00:19:29,636 | - And by the way, your home is lovely. - You're welcome. | - And by the way, your home is lovely. - You're welcome. |
531 | 00:19:29,660 | 00:19:31,296 | I should be complimenting you, too, because... | I should be complimenting you, too, because... |
532 | 00:19:31,320 | 00:19:32,820 | Well, I did pick out, | Well, I did pick out, |
533 | 00:19:32,910 | 00:19:34,390 | I would say, a majority of the stuff. | I would say, a majority of the stuff. |
534 | 00:19:34,450 | 00:19:36,370 | Well, I can tell. Great taste. | Well, I can tell. Great taste. |
535 | 00:19:36,450 | 00:19:38,006 | He's sitting down, Richard. | He's sitting down, Richard. |
536 | 00:19:38,030 | 00:19:39,176 | Richard, he's sitting down. I can't... | Richard, he's sitting down. I can't... |
537 | 00:19:39,200 | 00:19:40,780 | He's gotta sit somewhere. | He's gotta sit somewhere. |
538 | 00:19:40,870 | 00:19:42,466 | - I can't... I don't want... - You know what? | - I can't... I don't want... - You know what? |
539 | 00:19:42,490 | 00:19:44,570 | You can't sit on the arm. It's too thin. | You can't sit on the arm. It's too thin. |
540 | 00:19:44,660 | 00:19:47,120 | - No, I like a thick, cushy arm. - I agree with you. | - No, I like a thick, cushy arm. - I agree with you. |
541 | 00:19:47,200 | 00:19:50,240 | Excuse me, everyone, but dinner is ready. | Excuse me, everyone, but dinner is ready. |
542 | 00:19:50,320 | 00:19:52,410 | - Please follow me into the dining room. - Okay. | - Please follow me into the dining room. - Okay. |
543 | 00:19:52,490 | 00:19:53,820 | This way. | This way. |
544 | 00:19:53,910 | 00:19:56,990 | We have assigned seating, so everyone find your name. | We have assigned seating, so everyone find your name. |
545 | 00:19:57,410 | 00:19:59,870 | - Here we are. - Welcome. Here we are. | - Here we are. - Welcome. Here we are. |
546 | 00:19:59,950 | 00:20:01,410 | Richard, darling, this way. | Richard, darling, this way. |
547 | 00:20:01,490 | 00:20:03,216 | - Thank you, babe. - Next to me. | - Thank you, babe. - Next to me. |
548 | 00:20:03,240 | 00:20:04,570 | - Thank you. - Michelle. | - Thank you. - Michelle. |
549 | 00:20:04,660 | 00:20:07,240 | Wh-what's with the, uh, wooden chair here? | Wh-what's with the, uh, wooden chair here? |
550 | 00:20:07,320 | 00:20:08,990 | Oh, you know, I'm so sorry. | Oh, you know, I'm so sorry. |
551 | 00:20:09,070 | 00:20:11,120 | I-I... This set only comes with seven chairs. | I-I... This set only comes with seven chairs. |
552 | 00:20:11,200 | 00:20:12,920 | - Seven chairs. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. | - Seven chairs. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. |
553 | 00:20:12,990 | 00:20:14,620 | - How unusual. - I was with her. | - How unusual. - I was with her. |
554 | 00:20:14,700 | 00:20:17,096 | - I never heard of that before. - Yeah. You know what? It was odd. | - I never heard of that before. - Yeah. You know what? It was odd. |
555 | 00:20:17,120 | 00:20:19,570 | It was weird, but I, I loved them, so, I went with it. | It was weird, but I, I loved them, so, I went with it. |
556 | 00:20:19,660 | 00:20:21,346 | - Ah. - Hey, we're having a dinner. | - Ah. - Hey, we're having a dinner. |
557 | 00:20:21,370 | 00:20:23,716 | - Come on. Let's enjoy ourselves. - Okay, sure. You're right. | - Come on. Let's enjoy ourselves. - Okay, sure. You're right. |
558 | 00:20:23,740 | 00:20:25,660 | - Let's all enjoy. Let's enjoy. - Yes! | - Let's all enjoy. Let's enjoy. - Yes! |
559 | 00:20:25,740 | 00:20:27,260 | - Let's enjoy. - Let's enjoy. | - Let's enjoy. - Let's enjoy. |
560 | 00:20:27,320 | 00:20:29,096 | - That's the spirit. That's the spirit. - There we go. | - That's the spirit. That's the spirit. - There we go. |
561 | 00:20:29,120 | 00:20:30,596 | - Yes, let's enjoy. - Bless the new table. | - Yes, let's enjoy. - Bless the new table. |
562 | 00:20:30,620 | 00:20:32,950 | - About time. - Can I, uh, talk to you in the kitchen... | - About time. - Can I, uh, talk to you in the kitchen... |
563 | 00:20:33,030 | 00:20:34,136 | - ...for a second? - Who, me? | - ...for a second? - Who, me? |
564 | 00:20:34,160 | 00:20:35,240 | - Yeah. - What now? | - Yeah. - What now? |
565 | 00:20:35,320 | 00:20:37,030 | You got me sitting in that wooden chair? | You got me sitting in that wooden chair? |
566 | 00:20:37,120 | 00:20:39,320 | - It's embarrassing. - It's new furniture. | - It's embarrassing. - It's new furniture. |
567 | 00:20:39,410 | 00:20:41,780 | She's afraid if you sit on it, you're gonna ruin it. | She's afraid if you sit on it, you're gonna ruin it. |
568 | 00:20:41,870 | 00:20:43,490 | I don't have a bleeding rectum. Okay? | I don't have a bleeding rectum. Okay? |
569 | 00:20:43,570 | 00:20:44,990 | And even if I did, | And even if I did, |
570 | 00:20:45,070 | 00:20:46,620 | it's not gonna bleed onto the chair. | it's not gonna bleed onto the chair. |
571 | 00:20:46,700 | 00:20:49,370 | How stupid! You could have said a million different things. | How stupid! You could have said a million different things. |
572 | 00:20:49,450 | 00:20:50,990 | A rectum came to my mind first. | A rectum came to my mind first. |
573 | 00:20:51,070 | 00:20:53,510 | You could have at least said I was better, that I was over it. | You could have at least said I was better, that I was over it. |
574 | 00:20:53,570 | 00:20:55,160 | - I forgot. - All right. | - I forgot. - All right. |
575 | 00:20:55,240 | 00:20:56,320 | The chair's in the house. | The chair's in the house. |
576 | 00:20:56,410 | 00:20:58,740 | You tell the CEO that I want that chair. | You tell the CEO that I want that chair. |
577 | 00:20:58,820 | 00:21:00,240 | You can't get one. | You can't get one. |
578 | 00:21:00,320 | 00:21:01,660 | If I don't get a normal chair, | If I don't get a normal chair, |
579 | 00:21:01,740 | 00:21:04,490 | I'm gonna blow this bullshit bleeding rectum story | I'm gonna blow this bullshit bleeding rectum story |
580 | 00:21:04,570 | 00:21:06,410 | sky high. Okay? | sky high. Okay? |
581 | 00:21:06,490 | 00:21:08,070 | So get me a normal chair. | So get me a normal chair. |
582 | 00:21:08,160 | 00:21:09,700 | I'd really appreciate it. | I'd really appreciate it. |
583 | 00:21:09,780 | 00:21:11,490 | All right, you'll get the chair. | All right, you'll get the chair. |
584 | 00:21:11,570 | 00:21:12,990 | - Okay? - That's great. | - Okay? - That's great. |
585 | 00:21:13,070 | 00:21:15,070 | Let's get the salads, and... | Let's get the salads, and... |
586 | 00:21:15,160 | 00:21:17,620 | egg rolls out. We'll wait about 15 minutes for dinner? | egg rolls out. We'll wait about 15 minutes for dinner? |
587 | 00:21:17,700 | 00:21:19,280 | Hey, Michelle. Hi, honey. | Hey, Michelle. Hi, honey. |
588 | 00:21:19,370 | 00:21:21,820 | - Hi. What's going on? - Listen, I spoke to Larry, | - Hi. What's going on? - Listen, I spoke to Larry, |
589 | 00:21:21,910 | 00:21:23,950 | and he's really embarrassed, and, uh... | and he's really embarrassed, and, uh... |
590 | 00:21:24,030 | 00:21:25,490 | you gotta get him the chair. | you gotta get him the chair. |
591 | 00:21:25,570 | 00:21:27,756 | - Oh, no. Absolutely not. - You have to get him a regular chair. | - Oh, no. Absolutely not. - You have to get him a regular chair. |
592 | 00:21:27,780 | 00:21:29,466 | No, he's not... he's not sitting in the chair. | No, he's not... he's not sitting in the chair. |
593 | 00:21:29,490 | 00:21:32,450 | - No. - He said he'd really appreciate it. | - No. - He said he'd really appreciate it. |
594 | 00:21:32,950 | 00:21:35,620 | Really? He said that? He said he would appreciate it? | Really? He said that? He said he would appreciate it? |
595 | 00:21:35,700 | 00:21:37,700 | Yeah, I wouldn't lie to you. | Yeah, I wouldn't lie to you. |
596 | 00:21:37,780 | 00:21:39,370 | Okay. Okay, fine. Fine, fine. | Okay. Okay, fine. Fine, fine. |
597 | 00:21:39,450 | 00:21:41,450 | Let him, let him sit in the chair, but... | Let him, let him sit in the chair, but... |
598 | 00:21:41,530 | 00:21:43,870 | if he bleeds in my new chair, | if he bleeds in my new chair, |
599 | 00:21:43,950 | 00:21:45,950 | you're in big fuckin' trouble. | you're in big fuckin' trouble. |
600 | 00:21:48,950 | 00:21:50,280 | - Ooh. - Mm. | - Ooh. - Mm. |
601 | 00:21:50,370 | 00:21:51,820 | Okay. So, Jon. | Okay. So, Jon. |
602 | 00:21:51,910 | 00:21:55,160 | - You're playing a Larry-type character... - Yes. | - You're playing a Larry-type character... - Yes. |
603 | 00:21:55,240 | 00:21:56,660 | ...in this movie. So, uh, | ...in this movie. So, uh, |
604 | 00:21:56,740 | 00:21:58,120 | what does the character even do? | what does the character even do? |
605 | 00:21:58,200 | 00:22:00,030 | - He's a sitcom writer. - Of course. | - He's a sitcom writer. - Of course. |
606 | 00:22:00,120 | 00:22:01,926 | Uh, but the whole... Very successful. The whole thing is, | Uh, but the whole... Very successful. The whole thing is, |
607 | 00:22:01,950 | 00:22:04,700 | it turns out that the thing he's most known for, | it turns out that the thing he's most known for, |
608 | 00:22:04,780 | 00:22:07,240 | his big sitcom that he created, | his big sitcom that he created, |
609 | 00:22:07,320 | 00:22:09,700 | he stole it from an Australian sitcom. | he stole it from an Australian sitcom. |
610 | 00:22:09,780 | 00:22:11,346 | - What? - The guy's a total fraud. | - What? - The guy's a total fraud. |
611 | 00:22:11,370 | 00:22:12,450 | He stole the idea. | He stole the idea. |
612 | 00:22:12,530 | 00:22:13,530 | - He stole... - What? | - He stole... - What? |
613 | 00:22:13,620 | 00:22:14,910 | What do you mean? Stole it? | What do you mean? Stole it? |
614 | 00:22:14,990 | 00:22:15,990 | I didn't steal anything. | I didn't steal anything. |
615 | 00:22:16,070 | 00:22:17,240 | No, in the movie, not you. | No, in the movie, not you. |
616 | 00:22:17,320 | 00:22:19,000 | - It sort of implies that... - Yeah! | - It sort of implies that... - Yeah! |
617 | 00:22:19,030 | 00:22:20,546 | - ...their show is stolen. - Yes! | - ...their show is stolen. - Yes! |
618 | 00:22:20,570 | 00:22:22,240 | The character's name is Lawrence Dean. | The character's name is Lawrence Dean. |
619 | 00:22:22,320 | 00:22:23,966 | - Lawrence Dean? What? - It isn't the same as Larry David. | - Lawrence Dean? What? - It isn't the same as Larry David. |
620 | 00:22:23,990 | 00:22:27,370 | Hey, hey, hey. Guess what I found? I found a chair! | Hey, hey, hey. Guess what I found? I found a chair! |
621 | 00:22:27,450 | 00:22:28,740 | Oh! | Oh! |
622 | 00:22:28,820 | 00:22:30,450 | Yes! Hey! | Yes! Hey! |
623 | 00:22:30,530 | 00:22:33,120 | - What a miracle. - It was in the garage. | - What a miracle. - It was in the garage. |
624 | 00:22:33,200 | 00:22:34,466 | How come you didn't tell me? | How come you didn't tell me? |
625 | 00:22:34,490 | 00:22:35,886 | Richard: I didn't know it was a chair. | Richard: I didn't know it was a chair. |
626 | 00:22:35,910 | 00:22:37,110 | - It was all wrapped up. - Ooh. | - It was all wrapped up. - Ooh. |
627 | 00:22:37,160 | 00:22:38,410 | It was wrapped up in plastic. | It was wrapped up in plastic. |
628 | 00:22:38,490 | 00:22:40,570 | I thought it was, uh, my dead grandmother's ghost. | I thought it was, uh, my dead grandmother's ghost. |
629 | 00:22:40,660 | 00:22:43,260 | - I didn't know what the fuck it was. - How could you not tell me? | - I didn't know what the fuck it was. - How could you not tell me? |
630 | 00:22:43,320 | 00:22:45,200 | - What a lucky thing. - Yeah. | - What a lucky thing. - Yeah. |
631 | 00:22:45,280 | 00:22:47,660 | Because they didn't know, and they just found it | Because they didn't know, and they just found it |
632 | 00:22:47,740 | 00:22:50,070 | - in the garage. - It all worked out. Look at that! | - in the garage. - It all worked out. Look at that! |
633 | 00:22:50,160 | 00:22:52,410 | - They're very comfortable, very pretty. - Yeah. | - They're very comfortable, very pretty. - Yeah. |
634 | 00:22:52,490 | 00:22:54,870 | It's very bouncy. It's, it's kind of bouncy. | It's very bouncy. It's, it's kind of bouncy. |
635 | 00:22:54,950 | 00:22:56,136 | Yeah. I love this chair. | Yeah. I love this chair. |
636 | 00:22:56,160 | 00:22:57,450 | Now we can eat. | Now we can eat. |
637 | 00:22:57,530 | 00:22:59,570 | - Want more of these? - Ah. Love Chinese. | - Want more of these? - Ah. Love Chinese. |
638 | 00:22:59,660 | 00:23:01,490 | Thank you. | Thank you. |
639 | 00:23:02,320 | 00:23:06,160 | You guys, do you pick up the rice bowl and eat it like this? | You guys, do you pick up the rice bowl and eat it like this? |
640 | 00:23:06,240 | 00:23:08,870 | Or do you start on the table, | Or do you start on the table, |
641 | 00:23:08,950 | 00:23:11,070 | and then pick it up, pick the rice up? | and then pick it up, pick the rice up? |
642 | 00:23:11,160 | 00:23:12,620 | You pick up the bowl first. | You pick up the bowl first. |
643 | 00:23:12,700 | 00:23:14,136 | Oh, you pick it right... eat it right out of the bowl. | Oh, you pick it right... eat it right out of the bowl. |
644 | 00:23:14,160 | 00:23:15,386 | Yeah, eat right out of the bowl. | Yeah, eat right out of the bowl. |
645 | 00:23:15,410 | 00:23:17,240 | It's just like eating it over the garbage can. | It's just like eating it over the garbage can. |
646 | 00:23:17,320 | 00:23:19,120 | - Huh? - Yeah, yeah. In a way. | - Huh? - Yeah, yeah. In a way. |
647 | 00:23:19,200 | 00:23:20,780 | Oh, Michelle. | Oh, Michelle. |
648 | 00:23:20,870 | 00:23:23,740 | - The walnut shrimp is scrumptious. - Mm. | - The walnut shrimp is scrumptious. - Mm. |
649 | 00:23:23,820 | 00:23:24,990 | Scrumptious? | Scrumptious? |
650 | 00:23:25,070 | 00:23:27,120 | - You think so? - It's really good. | - You think so? - It's really good. |
651 | 00:23:27,780 | 00:23:30,160 | - What are we waiting for? - I mean, come on. Come on. | - What are we waiting for? - I mean, come on. Come on. |
652 | 00:23:30,910 | 00:23:32,716 | - Hey, hey, hey, hey. - What are you doing? | - Hey, hey, hey, hey. - What are you doing? |
653 | 00:23:32,740 | 00:23:34,209 | What are you doing? I want the walnut shrimp? | What are you doing? I want the walnut shrimp? |
654 | 00:23:34,233 | 00:23:34,966 | What are you doing? | What are you doing? |
655 | 00:23:34,990 | 00:23:38,160 | I'm turning the Lazy Susan the way it should be turned. | I'm turning the Lazy Susan the way it should be turned. |
656 | 00:23:38,240 | 00:23:40,030 | - In order. - No, no, no, no, no. | - In order. - No, no, no, no, no. |
657 | 00:23:40,120 | 00:23:42,780 | A Lazy Susan is like a roundabout, okay? | A Lazy Susan is like a roundabout, okay? |
658 | 00:23:42,870 | 00:23:45,030 | I'm sorry, I don't think you're right. | I'm sorry, I don't think you're right. |
659 | 00:23:45,120 | 00:23:45,644 | Okay, can I... | Okay, can I... |
660 | 00:23:45,668 | 00:23:46,886 | I don't think you know how a roundabout works. | I don't think you know how a roundabout works. |
661 | 00:23:46,910 | 00:23:48,546 | It's first come, first serve. That's a roundabout. | It's first come, first serve. That's a roundabout. |
662 | 00:23:48,570 | 00:23:50,990 | - I do know how a roundabout works. - I don't think you do. | - I do know how a roundabout works. - I don't think you do. |
663 | 00:23:51,070 | 00:23:53,280 | - It works like a Lazy Susan. - No! | - It works like a Lazy Susan. - No! |
664 | 00:23:53,370 | 00:23:55,136 | - The cars... - That's now how a lazy Susan works. | - The cars... - That's now how a lazy Susan works. |
665 | 00:23:55,160 | 00:23:56,756 | - Can I ask you a favor, please? - It's how a lazy Susan... | - Can I ask you a favor, please? - It's how a lazy Susan... |
666 | 00:23:56,780 | 00:23:58,450 | Can I ask you both a favor? | Can I ask you both a favor? |
667 | 00:23:58,530 | 00:24:01,370 | Can you please not use that term "Lazy Susan"? | Can you please not use that term "Lazy Susan"? |
668 | 00:24:01,450 | 00:24:04,160 | It's got racist and sexist connotations, | It's got racist and sexist connotations, |
669 | 00:24:04,240 | 00:24:05,620 | and I'd really prefer | and I'd really prefer |
670 | 00:24:05,700 | 00:24:07,990 | - you just not call it that. - Whoa. | - you just not call it that. - Whoa. |
671 | 00:24:08,070 | 00:24:09,370 | - Lazy Susan? - Yes. | - Lazy Susan? - Yes. |
672 | 00:24:09,450 | 00:24:11,030 | Who's that racist towards? Susans? | Who's that racist towards? Susans? |
673 | 00:24:11,120 | 00:24:13,136 | - That's crazy. Where'd you get that? - Okay. | - That's crazy. Where'd you get that? - Okay. |
674 | 00:24:13,160 | 00:24:15,120 | I would just like you to not use the term. | I would just like you to not use the term. |
675 | 00:24:15,200 | 00:24:16,920 | You're right. You know what? It should be... | You're right. You know what? It should be... |
676 | 00:24:16,990 | 00:24:19,006 | We should definitely start using the Ambitious Susan. | We should definitely start using the Ambitious Susan. |
677 | 00:24:19,030 | 00:24:21,320 | Yes, yes. Please spin the Indefatigable Susan. | Yes, yes. Please spin the Indefatigable Susan. |
678 | 00:24:21,410 | 00:24:25,070 | Oh, can we have the Multifaceted Susan my way, please? | Oh, can we have the Multifaceted Susan my way, please? |
679 | 00:24:25,280 | 00:24:27,030 | Yeah, spin the Industrious Susan. | Yeah, spin the Industrious Susan. |
680 | 00:24:27,120 | 00:24:29,200 | Ooh, can you spin Ambidextrous Susan, please. | Ooh, can you spin Ambidextrous Susan, please. |
681 | 00:24:29,280 | 00:24:30,756 | - Oh, the Ambidextrous Susan. - Yes, both ways. | - Oh, the Ambidextrous Susan. - Yes, both ways. |
682 | 00:24:30,780 | 00:24:32,490 | - Both ways. - So funny. You want it? | - Both ways. - So funny. You want it? |
683 | 00:24:32,570 | 00:24:35,570 | - You want it? You want your stuff? - Whoa! | - You want it? You want your stuff? - Whoa! |
684 | 00:24:37,620 | 00:24:39,410 | Whoa! | Whoa! |
685 | 00:24:45,490 | 00:24:47,160 | Oh, man. | Oh, man. |
686 | 00:24:48,070 | 00:24:50,530 | - Oh, boy. - What did you do? | - Oh, boy. - What did you do? |
687 | 00:24:50,620 | 00:24:52,426 | - What? I, I didn't... - What did you do? | - What? I, I didn't... - What did you do? |
688 | 00:24:52,450 | 00:24:55,200 | - She spun the thing around like that. - The thing, it was too fast. | - She spun the thing around like that. - The thing, it was too fast. |
689 | 00:24:55,280 | 00:24:58,530 | You wouldn't shut up! | You wouldn't shut up! |
690 | 00:24:58,620 | 00:25:01,070 | I don't give a shit! I want you out! | I don't give a shit! I want you out! |
691 | 00:25:01,160 | 00:25:03,990 | - You're kicking me out? - Yeah. And you, | - You're kicking me out? - Yeah. And you, |
692 | 00:25:04,070 | 00:25:05,910 | Larry David Junior, you can go, too. | Larry David Junior, you can go, too. |
693 | 00:25:05,990 | 00:25:07,740 | - You're kicking me out. - Yes, Jon Hamm. | - You're kicking me out. - Yes, Jon Hamm. |
694 | 00:25:07,820 | 00:25:09,666 | Hey, you're getting kicked out. Look at that, beautiful. | Hey, you're getting kicked out. Look at that, beautiful. |
695 | 00:25:09,690 | 00:25:10,466 | What's up, huh? Hey. | What's up, huh? Hey. |
696 | 00:25:10,490 | 00:25:12,280 | Out! | Out! |
697 | 00:25:12,700 | 00:25:14,990 | - All right. - All right. | - All right. - All right. |
698 | 00:25:15,070 | 00:25:17,240 | - Okay. - We should, uh... | - Okay. - We should, uh... |
699 | 00:25:17,320 | 00:25:18,990 | - Eh. - Eh. | - Eh. - Eh. |
700 | 00:25:27,490 | 00:25:28,820 | Hey. | Hey. |
701 | 00:25:28,910 | 00:25:31,070 | Larry. Oh, thank God you answered. | Larry. Oh, thank God you answered. |
702 | 00:25:31,160 | 00:25:33,320 | I just got in a huge accident on Mount... | I just got in a huge accident on Mount... |
703 | 00:25:33,410 | 00:25:34,780 | Wha? | Wha? |
704 | 00:25:34,870 | 00:25:36,910 | It was a ski school of children. | It was a ski school of children. |
705 | 00:25:36,950 | 00:25:39,120 | They just flew right in front of me. Ow! | They just flew right in front of me. Ow! |
706 | 00:25:39,200 | 00:25:41,820 | Oh, my God. I'm so sorry. | Oh, my God. I'm so sorry. |
707 | 00:25:41,910 | 00:25:43,320 | They're taking me to a hospital, | They're taking me to a hospital, |
708 | 00:25:43,410 | 00:25:45,006 | and I don't... I just don't know where it is or... | and I don't... I just don't know where it is or... |
709 | 00:25:45,030 | 00:25:47,256 | - I don't know this town. - Okay, don't worry about a thing. | - I don't know this town. - Okay, don't worry about a thing. |
710 | 00:25:47,280 | 00:25:48,756 | I'll be on the next flight to Denver. | I'll be on the next flight to Denver. |
711 | 00:25:48,780 | 00:25:50,620 | - You would do that for me? - Of course. | - You would do that for me? - Of course. |
712 | 00:25:50,700 | 00:25:53,450 | Oh, my God, Larry. You really are a prince. | Oh, my God, Larry. You really are a prince. |
713 | 00:25:53,530 | 00:25:55,620 | Don't worry. I'm calling my travel agent right now. | Don't worry. I'm calling my travel agent right now. |
714 | 00:25:55,700 | 00:25:58,370 | Thank you so, so much. Ow! | Thank you so, so much. Ow! |
715 | 00:25:58,450 | 00:26:00,160 | Westside Travel and Tour. | Westside Travel and Tour. |
716 | 00:26:00,240 | 00:26:01,215 | Eliza speaking. | Eliza speaking. |
717 | 00:26:01,239 | 00:26:03,006 | Oh, hi. It's Larry David. I have an emergency. | Oh, hi. It's Larry David. I have an emergency. |
718 | 00:26:03,030 | 00:26:05,120 | I need to get on the next flight to Denver, please. | I need to get on the next flight to Denver, please. |
719 | 00:26:05,200 | 00:26:07,280 | I've got one leaving in an hour and 40 minutes. | I've got one leaving in an hour and 40 minutes. |
720 | 00:26:07,370 | 00:26:09,240 | Perfect. Fantastic. Book it. | Perfect. Fantastic. Book it. |
721 | 00:26:09,320 | 00:26:11,346 | Oh, you're lucky. There's only one seat left. | Oh, you're lucky. There's only one seat left. |
722 | 00:26:11,370 | 00:26:13,570 | 19E. | 19E. |
723 | 00:26:15,200 | 00:26:16,620 | 19E. | 19E. |
724 | 00:26:16,700 | 00:26:19,740 | It's a coach seat. Oh, it's a middle seat. | It's a coach seat. Oh, it's a middle seat. |
725 | 00:26:21,570 | 00:26:23,280 | Shall I book it? | Shall I book it? |
726 | 00:26:23,370 | 00:26:25,370 | Any other flights going to Denver? | Any other flights going to Denver? |
727 | 00:26:25,450 | 00:26:27,410 | We've got a two, a four, | We've got a two, a four, |
728 | 00:26:27,490 | 00:26:28,820 | and a six. | and a six. |
729 | 00:26:28,910 | 00:26:32,990 | Anything in rows... one through four? | Anything in rows... one through four? |
730 | 00:26:33,070 | 00:26:35,530 | The only thing left is coach. | The only thing left is coach. |
731 | 00:26:36,660 | 00:26:37,780 | Okay. | Okay. |
732 | 00:26:38,910 | 00:26:40,990 | Give me the next first-class flight to Denver. | Give me the next first-class flight to Denver. |
733 | 00:26:41,070 | 00:26:43,490 | It's not until 9:00 p.m. | It's not until 9:00 p.m. |
734 | 00:26:43,570 | 00:26:45,740 | 9:00 p.m. Perfect. I'll take it. Book it. | 9:00 p.m. Perfect. I'll take it. Book it. |
735 | 00:26:45,820 | 00:26:47,200 | Very well. | Very well. |
736 | 00:26:55,780 | 00:26:56,620 | Hey. | Hey. |
737 | 00:26:56,700 | 00:26:57,530 | Hey, Larry. | Hey, Larry. |
738 | 00:26:57,620 | 00:26:58,780 | I got a "Gotta Go" emergency. | I got a "Gotta Go" emergency. |
739 | 00:26:58,870 | 00:27:00,450 | I'm at the shoe shine shop, right? | I'm at the shoe shine shop, right? |
740 | 00:27:00,530 | 00:27:02,240 | And the guy must have food poisoning. | And the guy must have food poisoning. |
741 | 00:27:02,320 | 00:27:04,000 | He's stuck on the fuckin' toilet right now. | He's stuck on the fuckin' toilet right now. |
742 | 00:27:04,070 | 00:27:05,370 | So? What do you want me to do? | So? What do you want me to do? |
743 | 00:27:05,450 | 00:27:07,006 | I need you to cover for me at the news stand. | I need you to cover for me at the news stand. |
744 | 00:27:07,030 | 00:27:08,830 | The guy relies on me for his six o'clock piss. | The guy relies on me for his six o'clock piss. |
745 | 00:27:08,870 | 00:27:11,620 | - I'll call you back. - Okay. Okay. | - I'll call you back. - Okay. Okay. |
746 | 00:27:11,700 | 00:27:13,620 | - Hey. - Yeah. | - Hey. - Yeah. |
747 | 00:27:13,700 | 00:27:16,030 | I need you to do me a favor. Actually, do Leon a favor. | I need you to do me a favor. Actually, do Leon a favor. |
748 | 00:27:16,120 | 00:27:18,280 | He needs somebody to fill in for him at the news stand. | He needs somebody to fill in for him at the news stand. |
749 | 00:27:18,370 | 00:27:20,030 | - For the "Gotta Go" app? - Yeah. | - For the "Gotta Go" app? - Yeah. |
750 | 00:27:20,120 | 00:27:21,120 | I can't do it. | I can't do it. |
751 | 00:27:21,200 | 00:27:22,740 | No, no. You gotta do it. I can't do it, | No, no. You gotta do it. I can't do it, |
752 | 00:27:22,820 | 00:27:24,096 | because I have to fly to Denver. | because I have to fly to Denver. |
753 | 00:27:24,120 | 00:27:26,530 | - I already got my sweats on. - So what? | - I already got my sweats on. - So what? |
754 | 00:27:26,620 | 00:27:28,060 | Yeah, well, once I got my sweats on, | Yeah, well, once I got my sweats on, |
755 | 00:27:28,120 | 00:27:30,370 | there's no going back. I got my sweats on. | there's no going back. I got my sweats on. |
756 | 00:27:30,450 | 00:27:32,280 | What is it, an immutable law of physics? | What is it, an immutable law of physics? |
757 | 00:27:32,370 | 00:27:33,756 | Once you're in sweats, you can't get out? | Once you're in sweats, you can't get out? |
758 | 00:27:33,780 | 00:27:34,780 | Newton's Law of Sweats? | Newton's Law of Sweats? |
759 | 00:27:34,820 | 00:27:37,990 | It's Jeff Greene's Law of Day Over. | It's Jeff Greene's Law of Day Over. |
760 | 00:27:38,070 | 00:27:39,910 | Listen, I'd really appreciate it. | Listen, I'd really appreciate it. |
761 | 00:27:39,990 | 00:27:42,530 | I'm in my sweats! | I'm in my sweats! |
762 | 00:27:42,620 | 00:27:44,620 | - Hello? - Larry, what the fuck you doin', man? | - Hello? - Larry, what the fuck you doin', man? |
763 | 00:27:44,700 | 00:27:46,346 | - Goddamn! - All right, okay! | - Goddamn! - All right, okay! |
764 | 00:27:46,370 | 00:27:48,410 | Shut the fuck up! I'll come! | Shut the fuck up! I'll come! |
765 | 00:27:48,490 | 00:27:50,280 | Thank you. Thank you, by the way. | Thank you. Thank you, by the way. |
766 | 00:27:50,370 | 00:27:53,160 | - Wow. - God bless you. | - Wow. - God bless you. |
767 | 00:27:58,240 | 00:27:59,280 | Hey. | Hey. |
768 | 00:27:59,370 | 00:28:01,160 | - Hey. I'm from "Gotta Go." - Larry? | - Hey. I'm from "Gotta Go." - Larry? |
769 | 00:28:01,240 | 00:28:03,240 | - Yeah. Yeah. - Oh. | - Yeah. Yeah. - Oh. |
770 | 00:28:03,320 | 00:28:06,070 | - I really gotta go. - Okay. Okay. Hurry up. | - I really gotta go. - Okay. Okay. Hurry up. |
771 | 00:28:06,160 | 00:28:07,410 | - Okay. I'll be quick. - Okay. | - Okay. I'll be quick. - Okay. |
772 | 00:28:07,490 | 00:28:09,030 | - Okay. Thank you. - Yeah. Hurry up. | - Okay. Thank you. - Yeah. Hurry up. |
773 | 00:28:09,120 | 00:28:10,450 | Okay. | Okay. |
774 | 00:28:13,370 | 00:28:14,700 | Fuck. | Fuck. |
775 | 00:28:17,280 | 00:28:18,410 | Oh, my God. | Oh, my God. |
776 | 00:28:18,490 | 00:28:20,120 | Hello? | Hello? |
777 | 00:28:20,200 | 00:28:21,966 | The news stand guy left 15 minutes ago. | The news stand guy left 15 minutes ago. |
778 | 00:28:21,990 | 00:28:22,870 | Hasn't come back. | Hasn't come back. |
779 | 00:28:22,950 | 00:28:24,740 | I gotta catch a plane to Denver. | I gotta catch a plane to Denver. |
780 | 00:28:24,820 | 00:28:26,280 | Hey, no browsing. | Hey, no browsing. |
781 | 00:28:26,370 | 00:28:27,950 | Hey, do you carry Vegan Living? | Hey, do you carry Vegan Living? |
782 | 00:28:28,030 | 00:28:29,910 | Who gives a shit? Get the hell out of here. | Who gives a shit? Get the hell out of here. |
783 | 00:28:29,990 | 00:28:31,280 | You gotta come and relieve me. | You gotta come and relieve me. |
784 | 00:28:31,370 | 00:28:33,160 | I can't, Larry. I'm at the shoe shine stand. | I can't, Larry. I'm at the shoe shine stand. |
785 | 00:28:33,240 | 00:28:34,870 | This guy's taking a $40 shit. | This guy's taking a $40 shit. |
786 | 00:28:34,950 | 00:28:37,231 | Aw! All right, I'll get somebody else. | Aw! All right, I'll get somebody else. |
787 | 00:28:39,990 | 00:28:41,950 | Thanks very much. Hey. | Thanks very much. Hey. |
788 | 00:28:42,030 | 00:28:43,030 | Hey! | Hey! |
789 | 00:28:43,120 | 00:28:44,870 | - I got your back. - Oh, my God. | - I got your back. - Oh, my God. |
790 | 00:28:44,950 | 00:28:46,830 | - You are a lifesaver. - No worries, no worries. | - You are a lifesaver. - No worries, no worries. |
791 | 00:28:46,870 | 00:28:49,280 | - Thank you so much. - Not at all. | - Thank you so much. - Not at all. |
792 | 00:28:49,370 | 00:28:50,620 | Jonny. | Jonny. |
793 | 00:28:50,700 | 00:28:52,320 | Really appreciate this. | Really appreciate this. |
794 | 00:28:52,410 | 00:28:54,070 | Hey, no prob... | Hey, no prob... |
795 | 00:28:54,160 | 00:28:55,950 | - Ah? - Ah? | - Ah? - Ah? |
796 | 00:28:56,030 | 00:28:57,740 | I get it. | I get it. |
797 | 00:29:02,700 | 00:29:04,200 | Oh, my God. | Oh, my God. |
798 | 00:29:06,740 | 00:29:08,120 | Excuse me, I'm so sorry. | Excuse me, I'm so sorry. |
799 | 00:29:08,200 | 00:29:09,740 | I got seven minutes to catch the plane. | I got seven minutes to catch the plane. |
800 | 00:29:09,820 | 00:29:11,530 | It sounds like a lie, but it's not. | It sounds like a lie, but it's not. |
801 | 00:29:11,620 | 00:29:12,870 | I'm not a cutter by nature. | I'm not a cutter by nature. |
802 | 00:29:12,950 | 00:29:15,160 | Um, my, my girlfriend got in a skiing accident. | Um, my, my girlfriend got in a skiing accident. |
803 | 00:29:15,240 | 00:29:16,910 | You know, she's my ex-wife's sister. | You know, she's my ex-wife's sister. |
804 | 00:29:16,990 | 00:29:18,820 | We don't have to get into that, but, | We don't have to get into that, but, |
805 | 00:29:18,910 | 00:29:20,410 | nevertheless, thank you so much. | nevertheless, thank you so much. |
806 | 00:29:20,490 | 00:29:22,530 | - I really appreciate it. - Next. | - I really appreciate it. - Next. |
807 | 00:29:22,620 | 00:29:23,910 | Are you together? | Are you together? |
808 | 00:29:25,950 | 00:29:27,200 | No. | No. |
809 | 00:29:27,740 | 00:29:29,120 | No. | No. |
810 | 00:29:30,200 | 00:29:31,740 | Why would you think we were together? | Why would you think we were together? |
811 | 00:29:31,820 | 00:29:33,030 | No reason. | No reason. |
812 | 00:29:33,120 | 00:29:35,120 | - No, no reason at all? - No reason? | - No, no reason at all? - No reason? |
813 | 00:29:35,200 | 00:29:36,700 | I just assumed you were a couple... | I just assumed you were a couple... |
814 | 00:29:36,780 | 00:29:38,216 | - You assumed? - You assumed... | - You assumed? - You assumed... |
815 | 00:29:38,240 | 00:29:40,160 | - Oh, really? - You assumed we're a couple. We... | - Oh, really? - You assumed we're a couple. We... |
816 | 00:29:40,200 | 00:29:41,886 | I mean, I've never... I mean, nice to meet you. | I mean, I've never... I mean, nice to meet you. |
817 | 00:29:41,910 | 00:29:44,320 | - Nice to meet you, too. - Yeah, see, look, we just met. | - Nice to meet you, too. - Yeah, see, look, we just met. |
818 | 00:29:44,410 | 00:29:45,780 | Honest mistake. | Honest mistake. |
819 | 00:29:45,870 | 00:29:47,870 | But why did you make the mistake? | But why did you make the mistake? |
820 | 00:29:47,950 | 00:29:49,141 | That's what I'm wondering. | That's what I'm wondering. |
821 | 00:29:49,166 | 00:29:51,684 | Any two people standing together could be a couple. | Any two people standing together could be a couple. |
822 | 00:29:51,740 | 00:29:53,240 | Two men, two women. | Two men, two women. |
823 | 00:29:53,320 | 00:29:55,530 | If I saw a man wearing a yarmulke, | If I saw a man wearing a yarmulke, |
824 | 00:29:55,620 | 00:29:57,740 | standing next to a woman wearing a kerchief | standing next to a woman wearing a kerchief |
825 | 00:29:57,820 | 00:29:59,570 | and carrying a mahjong set, | and carrying a mahjong set, |
826 | 00:29:59,660 | 00:30:00,980 | I would think they were a couple. | I would think they were a couple. |
827 | 00:30:01,030 | 00:30:03,280 | - What? - It's just a natural assumption. | - What? - It's just a natural assumption. |
828 | 00:30:03,370 | 00:30:05,200 | Anyway, I'd love to continue our discussion. | Anyway, I'd love to continue our discussion. |
829 | 00:30:05,280 | 00:30:07,386 | It's been very interesting. I have to catch a flight to Denver. | It's been very interesting. I have to catch a flight to Denver. |
830 | 00:30:07,410 | 00:30:09,107 | Eh, there's a lot of black people in Denver. | Eh, there's a lot of black people in Denver. |
831 | 00:30:09,131 | 00:30:10,224 | Yeah. Tell 'em we said hi. | Yeah. Tell 'em we said hi. |
832 | 00:30:10,280 | 00:30:11,660 | Hello, sir. Boarding pass? | Hello, sir. Boarding pass? |
833 | 00:30:13,450 | 00:30:15,820 | You've been randomly selected for a security search, sir. | You've been randomly selected for a security search, sir. |
834 | 00:30:15,910 | 00:30:18,530 | What? What? Secure... What are you talking about? | What? What? Secure... What are you talking about? |
835 | 00:30:18,620 | 00:30:20,756 | - Can someone get my spot? Thank you. - Oh, please. | - Can someone get my spot? Thank you. - Oh, please. |
836 | 00:30:20,780 | 00:30:23,240 | Are you kidding me? Oh, they couldn't be a couple. | Are you kidding me? Oh, they couldn't be a couple. |
837 | 00:30:23,320 | 00:30:24,320 | Oh, it's crazy. | Oh, it's crazy. |
838 | 00:30:24,410 | 00:30:25,636 | It has nothing to do with that, sir. | It has nothing to do with that, sir. |
839 | 00:30:25,660 | 00:30:28,400 | - Oh, it has nothing to do with that? - No. | - Oh, it has nothing to do with that? - No. |
840 | 00:30:28,425 | 00:30:29,926 | Come on, I'm gonna miss my flight to Denver. | Come on, I'm gonna miss my flight to Denver. |
841 | 00:30:29,950 | 00:30:32,030 | - Enjoy that search. Yeah. - Enjoy it. | - Enjoy that search. Yeah. - Enjoy it. |
842 | 00:30:32,120 | 00:30:33,320 | Honestly, if you're looking... | Honestly, if you're looking... |
843 | 00:30:33,370 | 00:30:34,796 | I wouldn't look in the food and wine section. | I wouldn't look in the food and wine section. |
844 | 00:30:34,820 | 00:30:36,910 | I would look... Los Angeles magazine. | I would look... Los Angeles magazine. |
845 | 00:30:36,990 | 00:30:37,910 | Right down there. | Right down there. |
846 | 00:30:37,990 | 00:30:39,370 | You don't find what you need, | You don't find what you need, |
847 | 00:30:39,450 | 00:30:41,210 | - look online. Everything's online. - Thanks. | - look online. Everything's online. - Thanks. |
848 | 00:30:41,280 | 00:30:42,990 | Excuse me, ma'am. No browsing. | Excuse me, ma'am. No browsing. |
849 | 00:30:43,070 | 00:30:45,240 | No, I'm just looking for an article that Jay Inslee... | No, I'm just looking for an article that Jay Inslee... |
850 | 00:30:45,320 | 00:30:46,450 | Oh. | Oh. |
851 | 00:30:46,530 | 00:30:48,240 | - Oh, hi. - Cheryl. | - Oh, hi. - Cheryl. |
852 | 00:30:48,320 | 00:30:49,570 | - Jon. - That's me. | - Jon. - That's me. |
853 | 00:30:49,660 | 00:30:50,700 | - Hamm. Hi. - Yes. | - Hamm. Hi. - Yes. |
854 | 00:30:50,780 | 00:30:51,870 | What are you doing here? | What are you doing here? |
855 | 00:30:51,950 | 00:30:53,546 | I'm just watching the news stand for Larry. | I'm just watching the news stand for Larry. |
856 | 00:30:53,570 | 00:30:55,730 | He had to... He had to jump out and run to the airport. | He had to... He had to jump out and run to the airport. |
857 | 00:30:55,780 | 00:30:58,950 | I'm sorry. Does Larry own a news stand now? | I'm sorry. Does Larry own a news stand now? |
858 | 00:30:59,030 | 00:31:00,570 | Great question. | Great question. |
859 | 00:31:00,660 | 00:31:02,490 | - I don't have an answer. - Okay. | - I don't have an answer. - Okay. |
860 | 00:31:02,570 | 00:31:05,450 | - So you are Larry's ex-wife. Wow. - Yeah. I know. | - So you are Larry's ex-wife. Wow. - Yeah. I know. |
861 | 00:31:05,530 | 00:31:08,200 | - I find that fascinating. - Do you? | - I find that fascinating. - Do you? |
862 | 00:31:08,280 | 00:31:10,780 | Oh, my gosh. Spending the last few days with him? | Oh, my gosh. Spending the last few days with him? |
863 | 00:31:10,870 | 00:31:13,620 | - I gotta know everything. - It's a lot. | - I gotta know everything. - It's a lot. |
864 | 00:31:13,700 | 00:31:15,950 | Well, do you wanna just go get some coffee? | Well, do you wanna just go get some coffee? |
865 | 00:31:16,030 | 00:31:18,120 | Sit down and talk? | Sit down and talk? |
866 | 00:31:18,200 | 00:31:20,410 | - Now? - Well, yeah. Why not? | - Now? - Well, yeah. Why not? |
867 | 00:31:20,490 | 00:31:22,370 | - Okay. Uh... - Let's go. | - Okay. Uh... - Let's go. |
868 | 00:31:23,280 | 00:31:25,120 | I mean, do you really wanna hear... | I mean, do you really wanna hear... |
869 | 00:31:25,200 | 00:31:27,280 | Are you kidding me? I wanna hear everything. | Are you kidding me? I wanna hear everything. |
870 | 00:31:27,370 | 00:31:29,620 | You might be bored. Ah, 17 years... | You might be bored. Ah, 17 years... |
871 | 00:31:29,700 | 00:31:31,200 | Wow. | Wow. |
872 | 00:31:39,700 | 00:31:41,410 | Do you recognize that signature? | Do you recognize that signature? |
873 | 00:31:41,490 | 00:31:42,966 | He killed the motherfucker 'cause the waffles | He killed the motherfucker 'cause the waffles |
874 | 00:31:42,990 | 00:31:44,160 | had expired and shit. | had expired and shit. |
875 | 00:31:44,240 | 00:31:46,870 | Gonna sit in that room and get interrogated... | Gonna sit in that room and get interrogated... |
876 | 00:31:46,950 | 00:31:48,990 | Hey. Okay? You happy? You happy? | Hey. Okay? You happy? You happy? |
877 | 00:31:49,070 | 00:31:50,790 | - I hope you're happy. - What the fuck, man? | - I hope you're happy. - What the fuck, man? |
878 | 00:31:50,870 | 00:31:52,700 | - I missed my flight to Denver. - Sorry. | - I missed my flight to Denver. - Sorry. |
879 | 00:31:52,780 | 00:31:54,796 | Oh, because you wouldn't get out of your sweat pants. | Oh, because you wouldn't get out of your sweat pants. |
880 | 00:31:54,820 | 00:31:56,570 | Suppose there was an emergency? Then what? | Suppose there was an emergency? Then what? |
881 | 00:31:56,660 | 00:31:57,796 | You take the sweat pants off? | You take the sweat pants off? |
882 | 00:31:57,820 | 00:31:59,120 | Well, what kind of an emergency? | Well, what kind of an emergency? |
883 | 00:31:59,200 | 00:32:01,620 | Suppose, uh, your friend was in a car accident. | Suppose, uh, your friend was in a car accident. |
884 | 00:32:01,700 | 00:32:04,490 | - Which friend? - Me. I got hit by a car. | - Which friend? - Me. I got hit by a car. |
885 | 00:32:04,570 | 00:32:05,990 | How did you get hit by a car? | How did you get hit by a car? |
886 | 00:32:06,070 | 00:32:07,570 | I, I got a piece of pizza, and, | I, I got a piece of pizza, and, |
887 | 00:32:07,660 | 00:32:09,070 | and I was crossing the street, | and I was crossing the street, |
888 | 00:32:09,160 | 00:32:10,490 | and the, the cheese fell off, | and the, the cheese fell off, |
889 | 00:32:10,570 | 00:32:12,046 | and I bent down to pick up the cheese, | and I bent down to pick up the cheese, |
890 | 00:32:12,070 | 00:32:13,370 | and I got hit by a car. | and I got hit by a car. |
891 | 00:32:13,450 | 00:32:15,676 | Who the hell picks up cheese in the middle of the street? | Who the hell picks up cheese in the middle of the street? |
892 | 00:32:15,700 | 00:32:17,346 | I don't want to litter so I picked up the cheese | I don't want to litter so I picked up the cheese |
893 | 00:32:17,370 | 00:32:18,820 | and I put it in the garbage can. | and I put it in the garbage can. |
894 | 00:32:18,910 | 00:32:21,160 | No. You were gonna pick up the cheese, | No. You were gonna pick up the cheese, |
895 | 00:32:21,240 | 00:32:22,740 | and put it on your pizza and eat it. | and put it on your pizza and eat it. |
896 | 00:32:22,820 | 00:32:24,926 | Bullshit. I was not. I was gonna throw it in the garbage. | Bullshit. I was not. I was gonna throw it in the garbage. |
897 | 00:32:24,950 | 00:32:26,160 | - You don't know. - I know. | - You don't know. - I know. |
898 | 00:32:26,240 | 00:32:27,506 | - What do you know? No, you don't! - I know. | - What do you know? No, you don't! - I know. |
899 | 00:32:27,530 | 00:32:29,160 | And you, fuckstick, don't ever ask me | And you, fuckstick, don't ever ask me |
900 | 00:32:29,240 | 00:32:31,386 | to man any post for you again, 'cause I'm not doin' it! | to man any post for you again, 'cause I'm not doin' it! |
901 | 00:32:31,410 | 00:32:33,530 | Just consider me in sweatpants all the time. | Just consider me in sweatpants all the time. |
902 | 00:32:33,620 | 00:32:35,950 | Fuck that job. I quit that shit already. | Fuck that job. I quit that shit already. |
903 | 00:32:36,030 | 00:32:39,030 | - Wow. That was fast. - Fuck, yeah. I'm in and out. | - Wow. That was fast. - Fuck, yeah. I'm in and out. |
904 | 00:32:39,120 | 00:32:40,950 | All right, I gotta go text Becky now | All right, I gotta go text Becky now |
905 | 00:32:41,030 | 00:32:42,796 | and tell her I missed my flight 'cause of you two assholes, | and tell her I missed my flight 'cause of you two assholes, |
906 | 00:32:42,820 | 00:32:44,256 | and tell her I'll be on the first flight out to Denver | and tell her I'll be on the first flight out to Denver |
907 | 00:32:44,280 | 00:32:45,796 | tomorrow morning. Actually, second flight. | tomorrow morning. Actually, second flight. |
908 | 00:32:45,820 | 00:32:47,240 | Why second flight? | Why second flight? |
909 | 00:32:47,320 | 00:32:48,870 | First class. | First class. |
910 | 00:32:48,950 | 00:32:50,450 | Yeah. | Yeah. |
911 | 00:32:51,070 | 00:32:54,030 | Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. | Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. |
912 | 00:32:54,120 | 00:32:56,370 | Oh, my God. What? | Oh, my God. What? |
913 | 00:32:56,450 | 00:32:58,280 | Oh, my... Larry! | Oh, my... Larry! |
914 | 00:32:58,370 | 00:32:59,780 | Larry! | Larry! |
915 | 00:33:01,200 | 00:33:02,870 | Larry! | Larry! |
916 | 00:33:02,950 | 00:33:04,570 | Oh, look. | Oh, look. |
917 | 00:33:04,660 | 00:33:05,700 | Latte Larry's. | Latte Larry's. |
918 | 00:33:05,780 | 00:33:07,200 | - Yeah. Yeah. - Spite store. | - Yeah. Yeah. - Spite store. |
919 | 00:33:07,280 | 00:33:08,386 | - I heard about this. - Yeah. | - I heard about this. - Yeah. |
920 | 00:33:08,410 | 00:33:09,990 | - This must be, uh... - Mocha Joe's. | - This must be, uh... - Mocha Joe's. |
921 | 00:33:10,070 | 00:33:11,070 | There we go. | There we go. |
922 | 00:33:11,120 | 00:33:12,256 | Okay, don't tell Larry we did this. | Okay, don't tell Larry we did this. |
923 | 00:33:12,280 | 00:33:14,160 | You got it. | You got it. |
924 | 00:33:14,240 | 00:33:17,280 | I've never been in this shop. I just... | I've never been in this shop. I just... |
925 | 00:33:17,370 | 00:33:19,910 | It's kind of a wobbly table, you know? | It's kind of a wobbly table, you know? |
926 | 00:33:19,990 | 00:33:21,740 | It's like my least favorite thing. | It's like my least favorite thing. |
927 | 00:33:21,820 | 00:33:23,136 | - It's all right. - Here we go. | - It's all right. - Here we go. |
928 | 00:33:23,160 | 00:33:25,006 | - Two cups of coffee. - Hey. Thank you very much. | - Two cups of coffee. - Hey. Thank you very much. |
929 | 00:33:25,030 | 00:33:27,296 | Thank you so much for coming in, Mr. Hamm. How's that scone? | Thank you so much for coming in, Mr. Hamm. How's that scone? |
930 | 00:33:27,320 | 00:33:28,950 | Uh, not so much a scone. | Uh, not so much a scone. |
931 | 00:33:29,410 | 00:33:31,950 | - No, it's a scone. - Nah, this is like a muffin. | - No, it's a scone. - Nah, this is like a muffin. |
932 | 00:33:32,030 | 00:33:34,410 | I mean, I'm just saying, like, there's kind of a specific | I mean, I'm just saying, like, there's kind of a specific |
933 | 00:33:34,490 | 00:33:36,596 | quality that a scone has that's sort of dry and crumbly. | quality that a scone has that's sort of dry and crumbly. |
934 | 00:33:36,620 | 00:33:39,030 | This is sweet. It's a little more like a muffin than a scone. | This is sweet. It's a little more like a muffin than a scone. |
935 | 00:33:39,120 | 00:33:40,990 | What you are describing is a stale scone. | What you are describing is a stale scone. |
936 | 00:33:41,070 | 00:33:43,910 | - That's a, that's fresh one. - I'm not sure you know what a... | - That's a, that's fresh one. - I'm not sure you know what a... |
937 | 00:33:43,990 | 00:33:45,240 | definition of a scone is. | definition of a scone is. |
938 | 00:33:45,320 | 00:33:47,280 | It looks good. I think, um... | It looks good. I think, um... |
939 | 00:33:47,370 | 00:33:48,400 | I'm just saying, I'm saying it's a muffin. | I'm just saying, I'm saying it's a muffin. |
940 | 00:33:48,424 | 00:33:50,386 | - Let's not worry about it. - You want me to take it away? | - Let's not worry about it. - You want me to take it away? |
941 | 00:33:50,410 | 00:33:51,620 | No, I'm gonna keep the muffin. | No, I'm gonna keep the muffin. |
942 | 00:33:51,700 | 00:33:53,136 | - Thank you very much. - You enjoy the scone. | - Thank you very much. - You enjoy the scone. |
943 | 00:33:53,160 | 00:33:54,796 | - Yeah, I'll enjoy the muffin. - I'm good. | - Yeah, I'll enjoy the muffin. - I'm good. |
944 | 00:33:54,820 | 00:33:56,926 | - Thank you, that's great. Thank you. - Okay. Awesome. | - Thank you, that's great. Thank you. - Okay. Awesome. |
945 | 00:33:56,950 | 00:33:58,320 | It doesn't matter. | It doesn't matter. |
946 | 00:33:58,410 | 00:34:00,570 | - Yeah. I'm just having a good time. - Hmm? Doesn't it? | - Yeah. I'm just having a good time. - Hmm? Doesn't it? |
947 | 00:34:01,320 | 00:34:02,870 | Um... | Um... |
948 | 00:34:02,950 | 00:34:05,030 | Oh! So when I first met Mocha Joe... | Oh! So when I first met Mocha Joe... |
949 | 00:34:05,120 | 00:34:07,280 | Ugh. Oh, hold on. | Ugh. Oh, hold on. |
950 | 00:34:07,370 | 00:34:09,070 | - No. No. No. - What's wrong? | - No. No. No. - What's wrong? |
951 | 00:34:09,160 | 00:34:10,160 | Mocha Joe! | Mocha Joe! |
952 | 00:34:10,200 | 00:34:12,370 | - Mocha Joe! - Yeah. | - Mocha Joe! - Yeah. |
953 | 00:34:13,990 | 00:34:16,450 | This coffee's... it's not hot. | This coffee's... it's not hot. |
954 | 00:34:16,530 | 00:34:18,950 | - It's plenty hot. - No, it's, it's plenty not. | - It's plenty hot. - No, it's, it's plenty not. |
955 | 00:34:19,030 | 00:34:21,820 | - It's, it's, it is, it is at best luke. - It's hot. | - It's, it's, it is, it is at best luke. - It's hot. |
956 | 00:34:21,910 | 00:34:23,756 | - Oh, God. - I don't know what to tell you. | - Oh, God. - I don't know what to tell you. |
957 | 00:34:23,780 | 00:34:25,346 | This is not, this is not a hot cup of coffee. | This is not, this is not a hot cup of coffee. |
958 | 00:34:25,370 | 00:34:26,966 | - It's a hot cup of coffee. - Coffee should be served hot. | - It's a hot cup of coffee. - Coffee should be served hot. |
959 | 00:34:26,990 | 00:34:28,006 | - This is not hot. - It's hot. | - This is not hot. - It's hot. |
960 | 00:34:28,030 | 00:34:29,450 | I beg to differ. This is not hot. | I beg to differ. This is not hot. |
961 | 00:34:29,530 | 00:34:31,136 | And I tell you what. Here's how I'll prove it to you. | And I tell you what. Here's how I'll prove it to you. |
962 | 00:34:31,160 | 00:34:32,346 | - No, no, no, I don't know... - Would I be able to do this? | - No, no, no, I don't know... - Would I be able to do this? |
963 | 00:34:32,370 | 00:34:33,950 | Would I be able to do this | Would I be able to do this |
964 | 00:34:34,030 | 00:34:35,740 | if this was a hot cup of coffee? | if this was a hot cup of coffee? |
965 | 00:34:36,370 | 00:34:38,240 | - Oh. Oh. - Okay. | - Oh. Oh. - Okay. |
966 | 00:34:39,030 | 00:34:41,176 | - Doesn't even hurt. Doesn't even hurt. - I can't do this. | - Doesn't even hurt. Doesn't even hurt. - I can't do this. |
967 | 00:34:41,200 | 00:34:42,466 | - This coffee's not hot. - Jon Hamm... | - This coffee's not hot. - Jon Hamm... |
968 | 00:34:42,490 | 00:34:44,200 | - ...you have turned into Larry. - What... | - ...you have turned into Larry. - What... |
969 | 00:34:44,280 | 00:34:46,280 | - I'm done. I can't do this. - Cheryl... | - I'm done. I can't do this. - Cheryl... |
970 | 00:34:46,370 | 00:34:47,280 | God. | God. |
971 | 00:34:47,370 | 00:34:48,910 | - Cheryl! - No. | - Cheryl! - No. |
972 | 00:34:48,990 | 00:34:50,740 | - Come on. - Nope. | - Come on. - Nope. |
973 | 00:34:51,700 | 00:34:54,120 | See, now look. The table. Look at this. All over the place. | See, now look. The table. Look at this. All over the place. |
974 | 00:34:54,200 | 00:34:55,716 | - All right, you know what, Jon Hamm? - All over the place. | - All right, you know what, Jon Hamm? - All over the place. |
975 | 00:34:55,740 | 00:34:57,200 | - Unbelievable. - Get out. | - Unbelievable. - Get out. |
976 | 00:34:57,570 | 00:34:58,910 | Happy to. | Happy to. |
977 | 00:35:00,950 | 00:35:02,780 | And you're banned, Jon Hamm! | And you're banned, Jon Hamm! |
978 | 00:35:02,870 | 00:35:04,870 | I don't care! | I don't care! |
979 | 00:35:10,910 | 00:35:12,160 | Hey! | Hey! |
980 | 00:35:12,240 | 00:35:14,320 | I'm here! | I'm here! |
981 | 00:35:14,410 | 00:35:17,120 | Look. Look! Flowers, balloons. | Look. Look! Flowers, balloons. |
982 | 00:35:17,200 | 00:35:19,870 | Larry David. What could be better? | Larry David. What could be better? |
983 | 00:35:19,950 | 00:35:22,636 | - Take a smell of that. Yeah? Pretty good. - Yep. Smells like flowers. | - Take a smell of that. Yeah? Pretty good. - Yep. Smells like flowers. |
984 | 00:35:22,660 | 00:35:24,620 | - Right? Where do you want 'em? Here? - Yeah. | - Right? Where do you want 'em? Here? - Yeah. |
985 | 00:35:24,700 | 00:35:27,240 | Ugh. I came as soon as I could. | Ugh. I came as soon as I could. |
986 | 00:35:27,320 | 00:35:28,530 | Did you? | Did you? |
987 | 00:35:28,620 | 00:35:29,700 | Yes, I did. | Yes, I did. |
988 | 00:35:29,780 | 00:35:32,450 | 'Cause it's, uh, been a little over 24 hours | 'Cause it's, uh, been a little over 24 hours |
989 | 00:35:32,530 | 00:35:34,200 | since I called you and you were gonna | since I called you and you were gonna |
990 | 00:35:34,280 | 00:35:36,990 | hop on the next flight. So I just, I've been a little confused. | hop on the next flight. So I just, I've been a little confused. |
991 | 00:35:37,070 | 00:35:39,410 | Big issue with the TSA last night. | Big issue with the TSA last night. |
992 | 00:35:39,490 | 00:35:42,256 | - Ugh. I'm not even gonna bore you with it. - Why would book a night flight? | - Ugh. I'm not even gonna bore you with it. - Why would book a night flight? |
993 | 00:35:42,280 | 00:35:44,370 | I called you at 10:00 o'clock yesterday morning. | I called you at 10:00 o'clock yesterday morning. |
994 | 00:35:44,450 | 00:35:47,200 | Um, you know, the... I couldn't get a seat. There were no seats. | Um, you know, the... I couldn't get a seat. There were no seats. |
995 | 00:35:47,280 | 00:35:50,070 | There were no seats on any of the planes? | There were no seats on any of the planes? |
996 | 00:35:50,160 | 00:35:52,490 | There were... | There were... |
997 | 00:35:52,570 | 00:35:54,200 | no seats... | no seats... |
998 | 00:35:54,280 | 00:35:55,450 | for me? | for me? |
999 | 00:35:55,530 | 00:35:59,280 | Are you talking about first class seats? | Are you talking about first class seats? |
1000 | 00:35:59,370 | 00:36:02,280 | Uh... | Uh... |
1001 | 00:36:04,280 | 00:36:05,870 | - Yeah. Yeah. - Yeah? | - Yeah. Yeah. - Yeah? |
1002 | 00:36:05,950 | 00:36:07,240 | I broke my leg! | I broke my leg! |
1003 | 00:36:07,320 | 00:36:08,700 | - I called you scared. - Yeah. | - I called you scared. - Yeah. |
1004 | 00:36:08,780 | 00:36:09,870 | - And hurt. - Yeah. I know. | - And hurt. - Yeah. I know. |
1005 | 00:36:09,950 | 00:36:12,410 | I'm not worth two hours in a coach seat? | I'm not worth two hours in a coach seat? |
1006 | 00:36:12,490 | 00:36:14,740 | - You know. All right, I'm gonna be... - What? | - You know. All right, I'm gonna be... - What? |
1007 | 00:36:14,820 | 00:36:17,046 | - I'll just be straight with you, okay? - Yeah. That'd be great. | - I'll just be straight with you, okay? - Yeah. That'd be great. |
1008 | 00:36:17,070 | 00:36:19,280 | - I've been honest with you up until now. - Yes. | - I've been honest with you up until now. - Yes. |
1009 | 00:36:19,370 | 00:36:21,820 | - So I'm gonna be honest with you again. - Go for it. | - So I'm gonna be honest with you again. - Go for it. |
1010 | 00:36:23,370 | 00:36:25,660 | I have a bleeding rectum. | I have a bleeding rectum. |
1011 | 00:36:26,950 | 00:36:28,490 | They're okay with you bleeding | They're okay with you bleeding |
1012 | 00:36:28,570 | 00:36:30,320 | out of your rectum in first class? | out of your rectum in first class? |
1013 | 00:36:30,410 | 00:36:33,570 | It's a more comfortable place to bleed. | It's a more comfortable place to bleed. |
1014 | 00:36:33,660 | 00:36:36,030 | I think it's probably best that you go. | I think it's probably best that you go. |
1015 | 00:36:36,120 | 00:36:37,990 | - What? - Yeah. Leave the flowers, | - What? - Yeah. Leave the flowers, |
1016 | 00:36:38,070 | 00:36:40,320 | but take the ugly balloon, and just go. | but take the ugly balloon, and just go. |
1017 | 00:36:41,280 | 00:36:42,490 | Okay. | Okay. |
1018 | 00:36:44,620 | 00:36:47,660 | - Hey. You gonna eat that Jell-O? - I'm not gonna eat the Jell-O. | - Hey. You gonna eat that Jell-O? - I'm not gonna eat the Jell-O. |
1019 | 00:36:48,570 | 00:36:49,820 | Hmm. | Hmm. |
1020 | 00:36:50,728 | 00:36:56,551 | Subtitle sync and corrections by awaqeded for www.addic7ed.com. | Subtitle sync and corrections by awaqeded for www.addic7ed.com. |
1021 | 00:38:04,990 | 00:38:07,280 | Ah! Mr. Takahashi! How you hitting 'em, Mr. T? | Ah! Mr. Takahashi! How you hitting 'em, Mr. T? |
1022 | 00:38:07,530 | 00:38:09,410 | - Not your concern. - Ah. | - Not your concern. - Ah. |
1023 | 00:38:11,950 | 00:38:14,410 | The color of a car doesn't really matter to me, | The color of a car doesn't really matter to me, |
1024 | 00:38:14,490 | 00:38:17,280 | because I don't really see it when I'm inside the car. | because I don't really see it when I'm inside the car. |
1025 | 00:38:17,370 | 00:38:18,700 | It's like being inside your face. | It's like being inside your face. |
1026 | 00:38:18,780 | 00:38:19,926 | I don't know what my face looks like. | I don't know what my face looks like. |
1027 | 00:38:19,950 | 00:38:21,870 | - Who forgets their face? - I'm in a capsule. | - Who forgets their face? - I'm in a capsule. |
1028 | 00:38:21,950 | 00:38:23,780 | Everything's coming from inside the capsule. | Everything's coming from inside the capsule. |
1029 | 00:38:24,070 | 00:38:26,200 | I haven't seen you take one piece of red licorice yet. | I haven't seen you take one piece of red licorice yet. |
1030 | 00:38:26,280 | 00:38:27,280 | Only black for you? | Only black for you? |
1031 | 00:38:27,620 | 00:38:30,030 | Something wrong with a person supporting black and shit? | Something wrong with a person supporting black and shit? |
1032 | 00:38:30,120 | 00:38:32,410 | Black licorice, black jellybeans... | Black licorice, black jellybeans... |
1033 | 00:38:32,490 | 00:38:34,530 | - You feel me? - No, I feel you. | - You feel me? - No, I feel you. |