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1 | 00:00:01,130 | 00:00:03,516 | (THEME MUSIC PLAYING) | (THEME MUSIC PLAYING) |
2 | 00:00:03,763 | 00:00:08,014 | Subtitle sync and corrections by awaqeded for www.addic7ed.com. | Subtitle sync and corrections by awaqeded for www.addic7ed.com. |
3 | 00:00:08,170 | 00:00:10,250 | ♪ ♪ | ♪ ♪ |
4 | 00:00:25,170 | 00:00:27,000 | You can't park there. | You can't park there. |
5 | 00:00:27,080 | 00:00:29,543 | - You don't have a sticker. - Yeah. | - You don't have a sticker. - Yeah. |
6 | 00:00:29,568 | 00:00:31,314 | A handicapped... This is a handicapped spot. | A handicapped... This is a handicapped spot. |
7 | 00:00:31,380 | 00:00:33,290 | Yeah, I'm just gonna be a minute. | Yeah, I'm just gonna be a minute. |
8 | 00:00:33,380 | 00:00:34,500 | Two minutes at the most. | Two minutes at the most. |
9 | 00:00:34,580 | 00:00:36,460 | Yeah, I know, but people coming to use | Yeah, I know, but people coming to use |
10 | 00:00:36,540 | 00:00:37,830 | my son's store, here. | my son's store, here. |
11 | 00:00:37,920 | 00:00:39,710 | My son Joseph owns this store, | My son Joseph owns this store, |
12 | 00:00:39,790 | 00:00:41,420 | so you really can't park there. | so you really can't park there. |
13 | 00:00:41,500 | 00:00:43,170 | So you're Mocha Joe's mom. | So you're Mocha Joe's mom. |
14 | 00:00:43,250 | 00:00:44,880 | Yeah, yeah. My name's Jane. | Yeah, yeah. My name's Jane. |
15 | 00:00:44,960 | 00:00:47,500 | - Mocha Jane. - Yeah, that's me. Mocha Jane. | - Mocha Jane. - Yeah, that's me. Mocha Jane. |
16 | 00:00:47,580 | 00:00:49,830 | But you can't park here, because it's handicapped. | But you can't park here, because it's handicapped. |
17 | 00:00:49,920 | 00:00:51,330 | You know what, Mocha Jane? | You know what, Mocha Jane? |
18 | 00:00:51,420 | 00:00:52,960 | There are no spaces in this lot. | There are no spaces in this lot. |
19 | 00:00:53,040 | 00:00:55,186 | - But it's for handicapped. - I just have to go into my store | - But it's for handicapped. - I just have to go into my store |
20 | 00:00:55,210 | 00:00:56,960 | and drop this off. | and drop this off. |
21 | 00:00:57,040 | 00:00:58,540 | You're Latte Larry! | You're Latte Larry! |
22 | 00:00:58,630 | 00:01:00,210 | Oh, I should have known. | Oh, I should have known. |
23 | 00:01:00,290 | 00:01:01,790 | Joseph told me about you. | Joseph told me about you. |
24 | 00:01:01,880 | 00:01:05,000 | We're gonna take you down, Latte Larry. | We're gonna take you down, Latte Larry. |
25 | 00:01:05,460 | 00:01:08,130 | We shall see, Mocha Jane. | We shall see, Mocha Jane. |
26 | 00:01:08,630 | 00:01:10,290 | We shall see. | We shall see. |
27 | 00:01:12,460 | 00:01:14,460 | JANE: What is this world coming to? | JANE: What is this world coming to? |
28 | 00:01:15,040 | 00:01:17,460 | Hey, do me a favor. Put those in storage. | Hey, do me a favor. Put those in storage. |
29 | 00:01:18,580 | 00:01:19,960 | Hey, hey. | Hey, hey. |
30 | 00:01:20,750 | 00:01:23,040 | - Ah. Hello, Freddy. - Good to see you. | - Ah. Hello, Freddy. - Good to see you. |
31 | 00:01:23,130 | 00:01:26,080 | - What brings you here? - I wanted to see, uh, the Colosseum | - What brings you here? - I wanted to see, uh, the Colosseum |
32 | 00:01:26,170 | 00:01:27,646 | before the gladiators started fighting. | before the gladiators started fighting. |
33 | 00:01:27,670 | 00:01:29,630 | I got some great things happening here. | I got some great things happening here. |
34 | 00:01:29,710 | 00:01:31,750 | It looks like it. The bones are great. | It looks like it. The bones are great. |
35 | 00:01:31,830 | 00:01:33,250 | We got tables here, okay? | We got tables here, okay? |
36 | 00:01:33,330 | 00:01:35,670 | And what are they gonna have next to them? | And what are they gonna have next to them? |
37 | 00:01:35,750 | 00:01:37,210 | A little coat rack. | A little coat rack. |
38 | 00:01:37,290 | 00:01:38,630 | - For coats. Cool. - Yeah. | - For coats. Cool. - Yeah. |
39 | 00:01:38,710 | 00:01:40,750 | And Purell, every table. | And Purell, every table. |
40 | 00:01:40,830 | 00:01:42,130 | A little squirt, | A little squirt, |
41 | 00:01:42,210 | 00:01:44,040 | and you're ready for your muffin. | and you're ready for your muffin. |
42 | 00:01:44,130 | 00:01:46,540 | Who's coming in? Howie Mandel and his family every day? | Who's coming in? Howie Mandel and his family every day? |
43 | 00:01:46,630 | 00:01:48,170 | All right. Okay. Forget that. | All right. Okay. Forget that. |
44 | 00:01:48,250 | 00:01:50,984 | Now I want to show you the thing I'm most proud of. | Now I want to show you the thing I'm most proud of. |
45 | 00:01:51,008 | 00:01:52,378 | FREDDY: That's what I want to see. | FREDDY: That's what I want to see. |
46 | 00:01:53,128 | 00:01:55,758 | LARRY: Welcome to the 21st century bathroom. | LARRY: Welcome to the 21st century bathroom. |
47 | 00:01:55,838 | 00:01:58,758 | - Uh-huh. Yep. - Splash-free. | - Uh-huh. Yep. - Splash-free. |
48 | 00:01:58,838 | 00:02:01,668 | LARRY: Look. First you got the snow shoes down there. | LARRY: Look. First you got the snow shoes down there. |
49 | 00:02:01,758 | 00:02:03,508 | You step on those. | You step on those. |
50 | 00:02:03,588 | 00:02:05,258 | See how it lifts up? | See how it lifts up? |
51 | 00:02:05,338 | 00:02:07,208 | - Okay, now, watch this. - (BEEPING) | - Okay, now, watch this. - (BEEPING) |
52 | 00:02:07,298 | 00:02:09,298 | You set it to your level | You set it to your level |
53 | 00:02:09,378 | 00:02:11,338 | - of where your penis is. - Uh-huh. | - of where your penis is. - Uh-huh. |
54 | 00:02:11,418 | 00:02:13,894 | I feel like I'm with Howard Hughes right before the nails go big. | I feel like I'm with Howard Hughes right before the nails go big. |
55 | 00:02:13,918 | 00:02:15,418 | - (LAUGHING) - No, I do. | - (LAUGHING) - No, I do. |
56 | 00:02:15,508 | 00:02:17,774 | - It's cool, though. - It's, uh, it's quite an advancement. | - It's cool, though. - It's, uh, it's quite an advancement. |
57 | 00:02:17,798 | 00:02:19,524 | - I'm so proud of these boys. - You should be. | - I'm so proud of these boys. - You should be. |
58 | 00:02:19,548 | 00:02:21,268 | - I am. Look at this. - And where's the can? | - I am. Look at this. - And where's the can? |
59 | 00:02:21,298 | 00:02:22,458 | Where's the shitter? | Where's the shitter? |
60 | 00:02:22,548 | 00:02:23,838 | Oh. No such thing. | Oh. No such thing. |
61 | 00:02:23,918 | 00:02:25,604 | Well, what if someone has to... What if somebody has to... | Well, what if someone has to... What if somebody has to... |
62 | 00:02:25,628 | 00:02:26,668 | Let 'em go home. | Let 'em go home. |
63 | 00:02:26,758 | 00:02:28,628 | - Then you lose customers. - Who cares? | - Then you lose customers. - Who cares? |
64 | 00:02:28,708 | 00:02:30,758 | I'd rather have a no-coffee buyer than a defecator. | I'd rather have a no-coffee buyer than a defecator. |
65 | 00:02:30,838 | 00:02:32,458 | How about the ladies? What do they got? | How about the ladies? What do they got? |
66 | 00:02:32,548 | 00:02:34,088 | - Let me show you. - Okay. | - Let me show you. - Okay. |
67 | 00:02:36,378 | 00:02:38,588 | LARRY: Look. Look at this. Look at this. | LARRY: Look. Look at this. Look at this. |
68 | 00:02:38,668 | 00:02:40,734 | FREDDY: See, this is smart. The ladies get to sit down. | FREDDY: See, this is smart. The ladies get to sit down. |
69 | 00:02:40,758 | 00:02:43,708 | - This makes sense. - No, no, no. They don't sit. | - This makes sense. - No, no, no. They don't sit. |
70 | 00:02:43,798 | 00:02:46,918 | - They squat. - I don't get it. | - They squat. - I don't get it. |
71 | 00:02:47,008 | 00:02:48,458 | Women don't want to sit. | Women don't want to sit. |
72 | 00:02:48,548 | 00:02:49,958 | They're very envious that we can... | They're very envious that we can... |
73 | 00:02:50,048 | 00:02:51,878 | They have... They have pee envy, actually. | They have... They have pee envy, actually. |
74 | 00:02:51,958 | 00:02:54,048 | - Look what I've done for them. - Okay. | - Look what I've done for them. - Okay. |
75 | 00:02:54,128 | 00:02:56,378 | See? Grab onto these bars, | See? Grab onto these bars, |
76 | 00:02:56,458 | 00:02:58,048 | then the knees go in here. | then the knees go in here. |
77 | 00:02:58,128 | 00:02:59,668 | They don't touch anything. | They don't touch anything. |
78 | 00:02:59,758 | 00:03:02,128 | They're not touching. That's what they don't like. | They're not touching. That's what they don't like. |
79 | 00:03:02,208 | 00:03:03,648 | They don't like touching the toilet. | They don't like touching the toilet. |
80 | 00:03:03,708 | 00:03:05,508 | It's like a Pilates class, though. Is it hard? | It's like a Pilates class, though. Is it hard? |
81 | 00:03:05,588 | 00:03:07,668 | You don't want to go too much longer than a pee time. | You don't want to go too much longer than a pee time. |
82 | 00:03:07,708 | 00:03:09,458 | I wouldn't stay here all day. | I wouldn't stay here all day. |
83 | 00:03:09,548 | 00:03:10,918 | And the pants go where? | And the pants go where? |
84 | 00:03:11,008 | 00:03:13,548 | You know, I don't know. Whatever they do with them. | You know, I don't know. Whatever they do with them. |
85 | 00:03:13,628 | 00:03:15,548 | Come and join me. Saddle up. | Come and join me. Saddle up. |
86 | 00:03:15,628 | 00:03:16,838 | - You all right? Okay. - Yeah. | - You all right? Okay. - Yeah. |
87 | 00:03:16,918 | 00:03:17,998 | - Just grab on here? - Yeah. | - Just grab on here? - Yeah. |
88 | 00:03:18,048 | 00:03:19,524 | - Grab on here. - Let's see how we do it. | - Grab on here. - Let's see how we do it. |
89 | 00:03:19,548 | 00:03:20,458 | Yeah. | Yeah. |
90 | 00:03:20,548 | 00:03:22,458 | - Oh, this one feels good. - Yeah. | - Oh, this one feels good. - Yeah. |
91 | 00:03:22,548 | 00:03:24,378 | - This is empowering. - Yeah. | - This is empowering. - Yeah. |
92 | 00:03:24,458 | 00:03:26,396 | Just this body position makes me feel strong. You? | Just this body position makes me feel strong. You? |
93 | 00:03:26,420 | 00:03:27,482 | I'm really getting tired. | I'm really getting tired. |
94 | 00:03:27,548 | 00:03:29,958 | - Did you consult women on this? - No. | - Did you consult women on this? - No. |
95 | 00:03:30,048 | 00:03:31,928 | - FREDDY: They'll love this, though. - Oh, yeah. | - FREDDY: They'll love this, though. - Oh, yeah. |
96 | 00:03:32,008 | 00:03:33,484 | - I like the feeling here. - Yeah. Okay. | - I like the feeling here. - Yeah. Okay. |
97 | 00:03:33,508 | 00:03:35,418 | - My legs are killing me. - I gotta get up. | - My legs are killing me. - I gotta get up. |
98 | 00:03:35,508 | 00:03:37,508 | (BOTH GRUNTING, GROANING) | (BOTH GRUNTING, GROANING) |
99 | 00:03:39,008 | 00:03:41,508 | You know, I got one more idea. | You know, I got one more idea. |
100 | 00:03:41,588 | 00:03:43,088 | - You're kidding me? - No. | - You're kidding me? - No. |
101 | 00:03:43,168 | 00:03:45,128 | - One more? Okay. - This is a tremendous idea. | - One more? Okay. - This is a tremendous idea. |
102 | 00:03:45,208 | 00:03:47,458 | - A cup, okay... - Mm-hmm. | - A cup, okay... - Mm-hmm. |
103 | 00:03:47,548 | 00:03:50,668 | - ...that keeps coffee hot. - Mm-hmm. | - ...that keeps coffee hot. - Mm-hmm. |
104 | 00:03:50,758 | 00:03:53,588 | - Like a thermos? No. - No, not a thermos. The cup itself... | - Like a thermos? No. - No, not a thermos. The cup itself... |
105 | 00:03:53,668 | 00:03:55,458 | - Heats. Uh-huh. - ...heats, is hot. | - Heats. Uh-huh. - ...heats, is hot. |
106 | 00:03:55,548 | 00:03:57,338 | - You got plans? - There's no plans. | - You got plans? - There's no plans. |
107 | 00:03:57,418 | 00:03:59,918 | I don't, I don't, you know, how am I gonna do it? | I don't, I don't, you know, how am I gonna do it? |
108 | 00:04:00,008 | 00:04:01,708 | I'd need an inventor. | I'd need an inventor. |
109 | 00:04:01,798 | 00:04:05,418 | I know a guy. He's like a patent guy, he's got like 45 patents. | I know a guy. He's like a patent guy, he's got like 45 patents. |
110 | 00:04:05,508 | 00:04:07,758 | - Really? - He's a very eccentric kind of guy. | - Really? - He's a very eccentric kind of guy. |
111 | 00:04:07,838 | 00:04:09,734 | He's an inventor. They're supposed to be eccentric. | He's an inventor. They're supposed to be eccentric. |
112 | 00:04:09,758 | 00:04:11,548 | Marconi used to go mountain climbing naked. | Marconi used to go mountain climbing naked. |
113 | 00:04:11,628 | 00:04:13,814 | - The nuttier the better. - FREDDY: I can text you his name. | - The nuttier the better. - FREDDY: I can text you his name. |
114 | 00:04:13,838 | 00:04:14,998 | - Thank you. - You look great. | - Thank you. - You look great. |
115 | 00:04:15,048 | 00:04:16,354 | - Hey, Freddy Funkhouser. - Hey, how are you? | - Hey, Freddy Funkhouser. - Hey, how are you? |
116 | 00:04:16,378 | 00:04:18,178 | - Good. The mattress king. - Great to see you. | - Good. The mattress king. - Great to see you. |
117 | 00:04:18,258 | 00:04:19,064 | The champ, mattress champ. | The champ, mattress champ. |
118 | 00:04:19,088 | 00:04:20,524 | Yeah, knock 'em out with a one-two punch. | Yeah, knock 'em out with a one-two punch. |
119 | 00:04:20,548 | 00:04:21,560 | - Right? - That's right, that's right. | - Right? - That's right, that's right. |
120 | 00:04:21,584 | 00:04:22,175 | Good to see you. | Good to see you. |
121 | 00:04:22,199 | 00:04:24,258 | - FREDDY: All right. See you later. - See you. | - FREDDY: All right. See you later. - See you. |
122 | 00:04:24,878 | 00:04:26,208 | This is it? | This is it? |
123 | 00:04:26,298 | 00:04:28,798 | - Oh, will you stop it? - Well, I'm underwhelmed, Larry. | - Oh, will you stop it? - Well, I'm underwhelmed, Larry. |
124 | 00:04:28,878 | 00:04:29,473 | I don't give a fuck. | I don't give a fuck. |
125 | 00:04:29,497 | 00:04:31,104 | You've been working on it for God knows how long. | You've been working on it for God knows how long. |
126 | 00:04:31,128 | 00:04:33,708 | Where's some color? You need some pizzazz in here, | Where's some color? You need some pizzazz in here, |
127 | 00:04:33,798 | 00:04:36,958 | - you want to attract customers. - Are you... are you through? | - you want to attract customers. - Are you... are you through? |
128 | 00:04:37,048 | 00:04:38,798 | All right, look. I'm here to ask a favor. | All right, look. I'm here to ask a favor. |
129 | 00:04:38,878 | 00:04:42,008 | I'm having a surprise party for Jeff for his birthday. | I'm having a surprise party for Jeff for his birthday. |
130 | 00:04:42,088 | 00:04:44,258 | - Oh. - So, I'm gonna have it on the 20th, | - Oh. - So, I'm gonna have it on the 20th, |
131 | 00:04:44,338 | 00:04:46,628 | which is three days before his birthday. He'll never know. | which is three days before his birthday. He'll never know. |
132 | 00:04:46,708 | 00:04:48,458 | But I need you to help with the ruse. | But I need you to help with the ruse. |
133 | 00:04:48,548 | 00:04:51,128 | - First of all, it's a terrible idea. - Why? | - First of all, it's a terrible idea. - Why? |
134 | 00:04:51,208 | 00:04:52,846 | Number one, people hate surprise parties. | Number one, people hate surprise parties. |
135 | 00:04:52,871 | 00:04:53,572 | No, no, no, no. | No, no, no, no. |
136 | 00:04:53,628 | 00:04:55,286 | You, maybe. Everybody I know loves a surprise party. | You, maybe. Everybody I know loves a surprise party. |
137 | 00:04:55,310 | 00:04:55,887 | No. Everybody. | No. Everybody. |
138 | 00:04:55,918 | 00:04:58,338 | - Oh, that's fun? That's fun? (YELLS) - Yes. | - Oh, that's fun? That's fun? (YELLS) - Yes. |
139 | 00:04:58,418 | 00:05:00,008 | - Nobody's doing... - (BOTH YELLING) | - Nobody's doing... - (BOTH YELLING) |
140 | 00:05:00,088 | 00:05:01,668 | - Yeah. - He's gonna be thrilled. | - Yeah. - He's gonna be thrilled. |
141 | 00:05:01,758 | 00:05:03,038 | The guy's got a heart condition. | The guy's got a heart condition. |
142 | 00:05:03,088 | 00:05:04,918 | We go to the same cardiologist, Dr. Holzer. | We go to the same cardiologist, Dr. Holzer. |
143 | 00:05:05,008 | 00:05:06,378 | - Oi, that one. Yeah. - Okay? | - Oi, that one. Yeah. - Okay? |
144 | 00:05:06,458 | 00:05:08,418 | Surprises are, are dangerous! | Surprises are, are dangerous! |
145 | 00:05:08,508 | 00:05:09,894 | - He'll be thrilled with it. - Yeah. | - He'll be thrilled with it. - Yeah. |
146 | 00:05:09,918 | 00:05:11,184 | He's gonna love every minute of it. | He's gonna love every minute of it. |
147 | 00:05:11,208 | 00:05:12,774 | - Oh, yeah. - "Surprise!" He'll be happy. | - Oh, yeah. - "Surprise!" He'll be happy. |
148 | 00:05:12,798 | 00:05:15,168 | - He'll be happy? He'll be dead. - I wanna have it, | - He'll be happy? He'll be dead. - I wanna have it, |
149 | 00:05:15,258 | 00:05:17,258 | he's gonna love it, and we're having it. Okay? | he's gonna love it, and we're having it. Okay? |
150 | 00:05:17,338 | 00:05:19,095 | You know what? I'm gonna go talk to Dr. Holzer about this. | You know what? I'm gonna go talk to Dr. Holzer about this. |
151 | 00:05:19,119 | 00:05:20,170 | We'll see what he says. | We'll see what he says. |
152 | 00:05:20,194 | 00:05:22,192 | Whatever you want. You do whatever you want, okay? | Whatever you want. You do whatever you want, okay? |
153 | 00:05:22,216 | 00:05:23,749 | Thank you. Thank you. | Thank you. Thank you. |
154 | 00:05:25,418 | 00:05:26,958 | How can I help you? | How can I help you? |
155 | 00:05:27,048 | 00:05:29,418 | I was wondering if I could talk to Dr. Holzer. | I was wondering if I could talk to Dr. Holzer. |
156 | 00:05:29,508 | 00:05:31,008 | Okay, do you have an appointment? | Okay, do you have an appointment? |
157 | 00:05:31,088 | 00:05:32,668 | No. No, I don't. | No. No, I don't. |
158 | 00:05:33,378 | 00:05:36,048 | - Are you a patient of Dr. Holzer's? - Yes, I am. | - Are you a patient of Dr. Holzer's? - Yes, I am. |
159 | 00:05:36,128 | 00:05:37,668 | Okay. Can you... | Okay. Can you... |
160 | 00:05:37,758 | 00:05:39,289 | sign your name up on the sign-up sheet, please? | sign your name up on the sign-up sheet, please? |
161 | 00:05:39,313 | 00:05:39,822 | Sure. | Sure. |
162 | 00:05:39,878 | 00:05:41,588 | - Thank you. - What is this? | - Thank you. - What is this? |
163 | 00:05:42,418 | 00:05:45,878 | Andrew "Rusty" Holzer? | Andrew "Rusty" Holzer? |
164 | 00:05:45,958 | 00:05:47,798 | Rusty, in quotes? | Rusty, in quotes? |
165 | 00:05:47,878 | 00:05:50,088 | Uh, that's the doctor's card. | Uh, that's the doctor's card. |
166 | 00:05:50,168 | 00:05:53,378 | He put a nickname on the card? Why's he doing that? | He put a nickname on the card? Why's he doing that? |
167 | 00:05:53,458 | 00:05:55,678 | Well, you may have a seat, and he'll be right out. | Well, you may have a seat, and he'll be right out. |
168 | 00:05:55,703 | 00:05:56,442 | Okay. | Okay. |
169 | 00:05:56,508 | 00:05:59,008 | I haven't seen you around before. You new? | I haven't seen you around before. You new? |
170 | 00:05:59,088 | 00:06:01,508 | - Uh, no, I've been here for a few months. - Really? | - Uh, no, I've been here for a few months. - Really? |
171 | 00:06:01,588 | 00:06:03,958 | - Eight or nine months or so. - You like it? | - Eight or nine months or so. - You like it? |
172 | 00:06:04,548 | 00:06:06,088 | Yeah. Yeah, I like it. | Yeah. Yeah, I like it. |
173 | 00:06:06,168 | 00:06:08,918 | So, for lunch, do you go out or do you bring something from home? | So, for lunch, do you go out or do you bring something from home? |
174 | 00:06:09,008 | 00:06:10,548 | Either. | Either. |
175 | 00:06:10,628 | 00:06:12,604 | I guess you gotta be a little careful of the food you bring in | I guess you gotta be a little careful of the food you bring in |
176 | 00:06:12,628 | 00:06:15,758 | because sometimes it has an odor, and it... it smells up the office. | because sometimes it has an odor, and it... it smells up the office. |
177 | 00:06:15,838 | 00:06:19,048 | You know, like on a plane. You bring food on a plane? | You know, like on a plane. You bring food on a plane? |
178 | 00:06:19,838 | 00:06:22,463 | Sir, if you'll have a seat, the doctor will be with you. | Sir, if you'll have a seat, the doctor will be with you. |
179 | 00:06:22,488 | 00:06:23,362 | Sure. Sure. | Sure. Sure. |
180 | 00:06:23,418 | 00:06:24,918 | - All right, will do. - Thank you. | - All right, will do. - Thank you. |
181 | 00:06:25,008 | 00:06:26,298 | Hey. Am I crazy? | Hey. Am I crazy? |
182 | 00:06:26,378 | 00:06:28,418 | Or did you get some new artwork in here? | Or did you get some new artwork in here? |
183 | 00:06:28,508 | 00:06:31,378 | Uh, yeah, we made a few changes around the beginning of the year. | Uh, yeah, we made a few changes around the beginning of the year. |
184 | 00:06:31,458 | 00:06:34,128 | Yeah. I'm not crazy about this painting, you know. | Yeah. I'm not crazy about this painting, you know. |
185 | 00:06:34,208 | 00:06:37,008 | What, what do you think of that painting? | What, what do you think of that painting? |
186 | 00:06:37,668 | 00:06:40,008 | - (CLEARS THROAT) - LARRY: Oh, I know that face. | - (CLEARS THROAT) - LARRY: Oh, I know that face. |
187 | 00:06:40,088 | 00:06:41,958 | That's, "Oh, you're coming onto me." | That's, "Oh, you're coming onto me." |
188 | 00:06:42,048 | 00:06:44,418 | I'm not coming onto you. I'm not hitting on you. | I'm not coming onto you. I'm not hitting on you. |
189 | 00:06:44,508 | 00:06:46,216 | Everything's not a hit. People can make | Everything's not a hit. People can make |
190 | 00:06:46,241 | 00:06:47,862 | conversations without it being a hit. | conversations without it being a hit. |
191 | 00:06:47,918 | 00:06:49,668 | The whole world is not a hit. | The whole world is not a hit. |
192 | 00:06:49,758 | 00:06:52,088 | Okay. Have a seat. Thank you. | Okay. Have a seat. Thank you. |
193 | 00:06:52,168 | 00:06:55,008 | It's good to see you, Larry. What, uh... | It's good to see you, Larry. What, uh... |
194 | 00:06:55,088 | 00:06:56,484 | Everything okay? What brings you here? | Everything okay? What brings you here? |
195 | 00:06:56,508 | 00:06:58,628 | First, I want to ask you about this card. | First, I want to ask you about this card. |
196 | 00:06:58,708 | 00:07:01,088 | - Mm-hmm. - "Rusty"? | - Mm-hmm. - "Rusty"? |
197 | 00:07:01,168 | 00:07:03,298 | Andrew "Rusty" Holzer? | Andrew "Rusty" Holzer? |
198 | 00:07:03,378 | 00:07:05,548 | I'm trying it out. Rusty. It's a nickname. | I'm trying it out. Rusty. It's a nickname. |
199 | 00:07:05,628 | 00:07:08,258 | - Who gives themselves a nickname? - I'm just trying it. It's new. | - Who gives themselves a nickname? - I'm just trying it. It's new. |
200 | 00:07:08,338 | 00:07:10,628 | Most people are given nicknames | Most people are given nicknames |
201 | 00:07:10,708 | 00:07:13,128 | for some personality quirk or trait. | for some personality quirk or trait. |
202 | 00:07:13,208 | 00:07:15,258 | If you ate a lot of peaches one day, | If you ate a lot of peaches one day, |
203 | 00:07:15,338 | 00:07:17,588 | when you were a kid and, and you threw up, | when you were a kid and, and you threw up, |
204 | 00:07:17,668 | 00:07:19,641 | maybe you'd be called "Peaches" for the rest of your life. | maybe you'd be called "Peaches" for the rest of your life. |
205 | 00:07:19,665 | 00:07:20,322 | (LAUGHS) | (LAUGHS) |
206 | 00:07:20,378 | 00:07:22,418 | Where, where'd you come up with "Rusty"? | Where, where'd you come up with "Rusty"? |
207 | 00:07:22,508 | 00:07:23,798 | I feel like a Rusty. | I feel like a Rusty. |
208 | 00:07:23,878 | 00:07:25,838 | - Okay. Um... - Good enough. | - Okay. Um... - Good enough. |
209 | 00:07:25,918 | 00:07:27,668 | The reason I'm here is that, uh... | The reason I'm here is that, uh... |
210 | 00:07:27,758 | 00:07:29,628 | Susie Greene, Jeff Greene's wife, | Susie Greene, Jeff Greene's wife, |
211 | 00:07:29,708 | 00:07:32,008 | is throwing a surprise party for him on the 20th, | is throwing a surprise party for him on the 20th, |
212 | 00:07:32,088 | 00:07:33,798 | and I'm very concerned | and I'm very concerned |
213 | 00:07:33,878 | 00:07:36,338 | - his heart might not be able to take... - Mm. | - his heart might not be able to take... - Mm. |
214 | 00:07:36,418 | 00:07:38,008 | ...that element of surprise... | ...that element of surprise... |
215 | 00:07:38,088 | 00:07:39,734 | (YELLS): Surprise! You know, everybody jumps out. | (YELLS): Surprise! You know, everybody jumps out. |
216 | 00:07:39,758 | 00:07:41,838 | - (YELLS) It's scary! You know? - Right, right. | - (YELLS) It's scary! You know? - Right, right. |
217 | 00:07:41,918 | 00:07:43,418 | Yeah. I can see that. | Yeah. I can see that. |
218 | 00:07:43,508 | 00:07:45,958 | Given the condition of his heart, | Given the condition of his heart, |
219 | 00:07:46,048 | 00:07:49,208 | I just want to see if you're giving that the okay. | I just want to see if you're giving that the okay. |
220 | 00:07:49,298 | 00:07:50,538 | Yeah, I wouldn't be comfortable | Yeah, I wouldn't be comfortable |
221 | 00:07:50,588 | 00:07:52,458 | unless there was a, you know, | unless there was a, you know, |
222 | 00:07:52,548 | 00:07:54,588 | a qualified physician, | a qualified physician, |
223 | 00:07:54,668 | 00:07:56,208 | uh, in attendance. | uh, in attendance. |
224 | 00:07:56,298 | 00:07:58,168 | - Where's the party? - Scopa. | - Where's the party? - Scopa. |
225 | 00:07:58,258 | 00:08:00,008 | - Scopa? - Yeah. | - Scopa? - Yeah. |
226 | 00:08:00,088 | 00:08:01,934 | Oh, that's hard to get into. That's a trendy spot. | Oh, that's hard to get into. That's a trendy spot. |
227 | 00:08:01,958 | 00:08:03,961 | You know, he's a manager, he knows a lot of celebrities. | You know, he's a manager, he knows a lot of celebrities. |
228 | 00:08:03,985 | 00:08:04,652 | Oh. | Oh. |
229 | 00:08:04,708 | 00:08:07,088 | Chris Martin's gonna, he's gonna sing. | Chris Martin's gonna, he's gonna sing. |
230 | 00:08:07,168 | 00:08:09,458 | - (LAUGHS) Chris Martin? - Yeah. | - (LAUGHS) Chris Martin? - Yeah. |
231 | 00:08:09,548 | 00:08:11,298 | - Wow. - You like Coldplay? | - Wow. - You like Coldplay? |
232 | 00:08:11,378 | 00:08:12,708 | Cold... Oh, I love... | Cold... Oh, I love... |
233 | 00:08:12,798 | 00:08:14,168 | - I mean that, that's big. - Yeah. | - I mean that, that's big. - Yeah. |
234 | 00:08:14,258 | 00:08:16,144 | - They're great. Yeah. - That's a lot of pressure. | - They're great. Yeah. - That's a lot of pressure. |
235 | 00:08:16,168 | 00:08:18,338 | Yeah, I don't feel good about this. | Yeah, I don't feel good about this. |
236 | 00:08:18,418 | 00:08:20,208 | The surprise party, wouldn't do it. | The surprise party, wouldn't do it. |
237 | 00:08:20,298 | 00:08:22,298 | - No. Not safe. - Huh. | - No. Not safe. - Huh. |
238 | 00:08:22,378 | 00:08:24,298 | And suppose... | And suppose... |
239 | 00:08:24,378 | 00:08:26,168 | you were invited to this? | you were invited to this? |
240 | 00:08:26,258 | 00:08:29,088 | - Would you have a different opinion? - Oh. | - Would you have a different opinion? - Oh. |
241 | 00:08:29,168 | 00:08:32,458 | - I hadn't, I hadn't thought of that. - Yeah. Sure. | - I hadn't, I hadn't thought of that. - Yeah. Sure. |
242 | 00:08:32,548 | 00:08:35,088 | - I mean, if I, if I came to the party? - Yes, yes, yes. | - I mean, if I, if I came to the party? - Yes, yes, yes. |
243 | 00:08:35,168 | 00:08:37,508 | - Saturday, the 20th. - Scopa. | - Saturday, the 20th. - Scopa. |
244 | 00:08:38,008 | 00:08:40,298 | That's a good idea. I mean, that changes things. | That's a good idea. I mean, that changes things. |
245 | 00:08:40,798 | 00:08:42,548 | I'll talk to Susie. | I'll talk to Susie. |
246 | 00:08:42,628 | 00:08:45,048 | Hopefully, we can, uh... | Hopefully, we can, uh... |
247 | 00:08:45,128 | 00:08:46,458 | snare you an invite. | snare you an invite. |
248 | 00:08:46,548 | 00:08:47,708 | Oh. Good enough. | Oh. Good enough. |
249 | 00:08:47,798 | 00:08:49,418 | - Thank you so much. - Hey, my pleas... | - Thank you so much. - Hey, my pleas... |
250 | 00:08:49,508 | 00:08:51,838 | - You let me know. You keep me posted. - I certainly will, | - You let me know. You keep me posted. - I certainly will, |
251 | 00:08:51,918 | 00:08:54,008 | - and, uh, I'll be talking to Susie. - Okay. Okay. | - and, uh, I'll be talking to Susie. - Okay. Okay. |
252 | 00:08:54,088 | 00:08:55,458 | - Okay? - Thank you, Larry. | - Okay? - Thank you, Larry. |
253 | 00:08:55,548 | 00:08:56,984 | - Uh... Of course. - LARRY: May I use your bathroom? | - Uh... Of course. - LARRY: May I use your bathroom? |
254 | 00:08:57,008 | 00:08:58,918 | - Thank you. - Uh, all right. | - Thank you. - Uh, all right. |
255 | 00:09:01,918 | 00:09:04,398 | MAN: Be right back. I'm just gonna use the bathroom real quick. | MAN: Be right back. I'm just gonna use the bathroom real quick. |
256 | 00:09:06,418 | 00:09:08,708 | ♪ ♪ | ♪ ♪ |
257 | 00:09:20,378 | 00:09:22,668 | ♪ ♪ | ♪ ♪ |
258 | 00:09:32,838 | 00:09:34,008 | (LOCK CLICKS) | (LOCK CLICKS) |
259 | 00:09:39,838 | 00:09:41,458 | Hi. | Hi. |
260 | 00:09:41,548 | 00:09:44,208 | - Hi. - Why did you pass me? | - Hi. - Why did you pass me? |
261 | 00:09:44,708 | 00:09:46,128 | Well... (SIGHS) | Well... (SIGHS) |
262 | 00:09:46,208 | 00:09:47,918 | I calculated your speed, | I calculated your speed, |
263 | 00:09:48,008 | 00:09:51,508 | my speed, the distance, my average urination time, | my speed, the distance, my average urination time, |
264 | 00:09:51,588 | 00:09:53,128 | and according to my calculations, | and according to my calculations, |
265 | 00:09:53,208 | 00:09:55,048 | I would have had to wait three to four minutes, | I would have had to wait three to four minutes, |
266 | 00:09:55,088 | 00:09:57,258 | whereas you only had to wait 12 to 15 seconds. | whereas you only had to wait 12 to 15 seconds. |
267 | 00:09:57,338 | 00:09:58,708 | I think it was the right move. | I think it was the right move. |
268 | 00:09:58,798 | 00:09:59,798 | - Really? - Yeah. | - Really? - Yeah. |
269 | 00:09:59,878 | 00:10:01,128 | It was inconsiderate. | It was inconsiderate. |
270 | 00:10:01,208 | 00:10:02,684 | Is that your top speed on this thing? | Is that your top speed on this thing? |
271 | 00:10:02,708 | 00:10:04,508 | - My top speed? Yes. - Yeah. | - My top speed? Yes. - Yeah. |
272 | 00:10:04,588 | 00:10:06,128 | Did you hear footsteps behind you? | Did you hear footsteps behind you? |
273 | 00:10:06,208 | 00:10:08,210 | I heard footsteps, and then, whoosh, right past me. | I heard footsteps, and then, whoosh, right past me. |
274 | 00:10:08,235 | 00:10:08,902 | Okay. | Okay. |
275 | 00:10:08,958 | 00:10:11,128 | You should have moved over to the right to let me pass. | You should have moved over to the right to let me pass. |
276 | 00:10:11,208 | 00:10:12,564 | You should have given me one of these. | You should have given me one of these. |
277 | 00:10:12,588 | 00:10:14,048 | - You know? - No, you've got to wait. | - You know? - No, you've got to wait. |
278 | 00:10:14,128 | 00:10:16,088 | You're blocking traffic. You're in the slow car. | You're blocking traffic. You're in the slow car. |
279 | 00:10:16,168 | 00:10:17,758 | You've gotta let the fast cars through. | You've gotta let the fast cars through. |
280 | 00:10:17,838 | 00:10:19,838 | No, you've gotta respect the car in the front. | No, you've gotta respect the car in the front. |
281 | 00:10:19,918 | 00:10:22,184 | I think you have bad walker etiquette. You're a hallway hog. | I think you have bad walker etiquette. You're a hallway hog. |
282 | 00:10:22,208 | 00:10:24,588 | - I didn't hog the hallway. - I'll tell you what. | - I didn't hog the hallway. - I'll tell you what. |
283 | 00:10:24,668 | 00:10:26,868 | Can I make it up to you? Let me buy you a cup of coffee. | Can I make it up to you? Let me buy you a cup of coffee. |
284 | 00:10:26,918 | 00:10:28,168 | Do you mean now or sometime? | Do you mean now or sometime? |
285 | 00:10:28,258 | 00:10:29,458 | Yeah, yeah. Sometime. | Yeah, yeah. Sometime. |
286 | 00:10:29,548 | 00:10:31,798 | I'd love that. I'm Wally, by the way. | I'd love that. I'm Wally, by the way. |
287 | 00:10:31,878 | 00:10:33,128 | - Wally, Larry. - Larry. | - Wally, Larry. - Larry. |
288 | 00:10:33,208 | 00:10:34,458 | - Yeah. - Good to meet you. | - Yeah. - Good to meet you. |
289 | 00:10:34,548 | 00:10:36,234 | Look, I've got nothing against the handicapped. | Look, I've got nothing against the handicapped. |
290 | 00:10:36,258 | 00:10:39,168 | I've, I've dated two women in, in wheelchairs. | I've, I've dated two women in, in wheelchairs. |
291 | 00:10:39,258 | 00:10:40,458 | - Whoa. Two? - Yeah. | - Whoa. Two? - Yeah. |
292 | 00:10:40,548 | 00:10:42,458 | My disabled bona fides are well-established. | My disabled bona fides are well-established. |
293 | 00:10:42,548 | 00:10:44,274 | - Are you still dating one of them? - No, no. | - Are you still dating one of them? - No, no. |
294 | 00:10:44,298 | 00:10:45,955 | She caught me cheating with the other... | She caught me cheating with the other... |
295 | 00:10:45,980 | 00:10:47,232 | with the other disabled woman. | with the other disabled woman. |
296 | 00:10:47,298 | 00:10:50,208 | - Oof. (CHUCKLES) - Sure. Yeah, pretty good. | - Oof. (CHUCKLES) - Sure. Yeah, pretty good. |
297 | 00:10:52,508 | 00:10:54,588 | So, Susie, I spoke to the cardiologist, | So, Susie, I spoke to the cardiologist, |
298 | 00:10:54,668 | 00:10:57,838 | and I think you should consider the idea of having him there. | and I think you should consider the idea of having him there. |
299 | 00:10:57,918 | 00:10:59,758 | - Holzer? - Yeah. | - Holzer? - Yeah. |
300 | 00:10:59,838 | 00:11:01,508 | He is so transparent. | He is so transparent. |
301 | 00:11:01,588 | 00:11:04,418 | He's trying to finagle an invitation to the party. | He's trying to finagle an invitation to the party. |
302 | 00:11:04,508 | 00:11:06,378 | You know what? He's not getting one. | You know what? He's not getting one. |
303 | 00:11:06,458 | 00:11:08,958 | We had two dinners with him and his wife. | We had two dinners with him and his wife. |
304 | 00:11:09,048 | 00:11:11,458 | Aggressively boring, fuckin' brutal. | Aggressively boring, fuckin' brutal. |
305 | 00:11:11,548 | 00:11:13,588 | Susie, why does it have to be a surprise? | Susie, why does it have to be a surprise? |
306 | 00:11:13,668 | 00:11:16,298 | Because I want it to be. | Because I want it to be. |
307 | 00:11:17,298 | 00:11:20,458 | (CHOPPING LOUDLY) | (CHOPPING LOUDLY) |
308 | 00:11:26,378 | 00:11:30,628 | (QUICK, RHYTHMIC CHOPPING) | (QUICK, RHYTHMIC CHOPPING) |
309 | 00:11:36,378 | 00:11:37,668 | What? | What? |
310 | 00:11:38,048 | 00:11:39,628 | You're trying to kill him. | You're trying to kill him. |
311 | 00:11:39,708 | 00:11:41,458 | - Trying to kill who? - Jeff. | - Trying to kill who? - Jeff. |
312 | 00:11:41,548 | 00:11:42,774 | You want to give him a heart attack, | You want to give him a heart attack, |
313 | 00:11:42,798 | 00:11:44,548 | and you want him to die at that party. | and you want him to die at that party. |
314 | 00:11:44,628 | 00:11:47,958 | That's your plan, isn't it? Huh? Isn't it? | That's your plan, isn't it? Huh? Isn't it? |
315 | 00:11:48,048 | 00:11:49,298 | You're the most ridiculous | You're the most ridiculous |
316 | 00:11:49,378 | 00:11:50,644 | - human being I've ever encountered. - Oh, am I? | - human being I've ever encountered. - Oh, am I? |
317 | 00:11:50,668 | 00:11:52,838 | Anything happens to Jeff at that party... | Anything happens to Jeff at that party... |
318 | 00:11:53,708 | 00:11:56,168 | I'm going to the cops. What do you think of that? | I'm going to the cops. What do you think of that? |
319 | 00:11:56,258 | 00:11:57,268 | What are you gonna say? | What are you gonna say? |
320 | 00:11:57,293 | 00:11:59,532 | "Oh, my friend's wife threw him a surprise party. | "Oh, my friend's wife threw him a surprise party. |
321 | 00:11:59,588 | 00:12:01,758 | Here's the evidence. It's an invitation." | Here's the evidence. It's an invitation." |
322 | 00:12:01,838 | 00:12:05,798 | You ruin this surprise party, I'm gonna fuck you up. | You ruin this surprise party, I'm gonna fuck you up. |
323 | 00:12:06,258 | 00:12:09,338 | (CHOPPING LOUDLY) | (CHOPPING LOUDLY) |
324 | 00:12:10,588 | 00:12:12,458 | DESIGNER: Building on basic ideas, | DESIGNER: Building on basic ideas, |
325 | 00:12:12,548 | 00:12:15,958 | I've come to these three elements. | I've come to these three elements. |
326 | 00:12:16,048 | 00:12:18,298 | You have your coffee cup, of course. | You have your coffee cup, of course. |
327 | 00:12:18,378 | 00:12:20,758 | - Now here's where the magic is. - LARRY: Oh, wow. | - Now here's where the magic is. - LARRY: Oh, wow. |
328 | 00:12:20,838 | 00:12:22,588 | That is your heating element, there. | That is your heating element, there. |
329 | 00:12:22,668 | 00:12:24,758 | This is all going to be one thing, of course. | This is all going to be one thing, of course. |
330 | 00:12:24,838 | 00:12:27,128 | - And the heat comes from here. - Heat comes from there. | - And the heat comes from here. - Heat comes from there. |
331 | 00:12:27,208 | 00:12:28,559 | This is mind-blow... This is unbelievable. | This is mind-blow... This is unbelievable. |
332 | 00:12:28,583 | 00:12:29,032 | Yes. | Yes. |
333 | 00:12:29,088 | 00:12:32,088 | I'm excited about this project because it means something to me. | I'm excited about this project because it means something to me. |
334 | 00:12:32,168 | 00:12:33,878 | Of course, 'cause you hate cold coffee. | Of course, 'cause you hate cold coffee. |
335 | 00:12:33,958 | 00:12:35,338 | - I do. - I mean, | - I do. - I mean, |
336 | 00:12:35,418 | 00:12:37,878 | I'm so sick of taking five, six, seven sips, | I'm so sick of taking five, six, seven sips, |
337 | 00:12:37,958 | 00:12:39,458 | and it's cold. | and it's cold. |
338 | 00:12:39,548 | 00:12:42,128 | It's as if coffee is dictating to us | It's as if coffee is dictating to us |
339 | 00:12:42,208 | 00:12:44,628 | when it must be consumed. | when it must be consumed. |
340 | 00:12:44,708 | 00:12:46,418 | I'm not okay with that. | I'm not okay with that. |
341 | 00:12:46,508 | 00:12:48,088 | - LARRY: I love that. - (DOG WHINES) | - LARRY: I love that. - (DOG WHINES) |
342 | 00:12:48,168 | 00:12:51,088 | - Heated cups. - Oh, look who's up from a nap. | - Heated cups. - Oh, look who's up from a nap. |
343 | 00:12:51,168 | 00:12:52,798 | - DESIGNER: Ah. - (WHINES SOFTLY) | - DESIGNER: Ah. - (WHINES SOFTLY) |
344 | 00:12:52,878 | 00:12:54,668 | Who's my (SPEAKS GERMAN)? Hmm? | Who's my (SPEAKS GERMAN)? Hmm? |
345 | 00:12:54,758 | 00:12:55,918 | - Guter Hund! - (KISSES) | - Guter Hund! - (KISSES) |
346 | 00:12:56,008 | 00:12:57,758 | This is my assistant, Adolf. | This is my assistant, Adolf. |
347 | 00:12:58,418 | 00:13:01,128 | You named your dog... Adolf? | You named your dog... Adolf? |
348 | 00:13:01,208 | 00:13:04,338 | I named him after my grandfather, my opa. | I named him after my grandfather, my opa. |
349 | 00:13:04,418 | 00:13:06,548 | He kind of looks like him. | He kind of looks like him. |
350 | 00:13:06,628 | 00:13:09,128 | He's got a handsome face, but you can tell... | He's got a handsome face, but you can tell... |
351 | 00:13:09,208 | 00:13:10,458 | he's stern. | he's stern. |
352 | 00:13:10,548 | 00:13:13,008 | (CHUCKLES) You know what? I have, uh... | (CHUCKLES) You know what? I have, uh... |
353 | 00:13:13,088 | 00:13:16,128 | another drawing I want to show you. You're gonna love this. | another drawing I want to show you. You're gonna love this. |
354 | 00:13:18,838 | 00:13:21,508 | (GROWLING) | (GROWLING) |
355 | 00:13:21,588 | 00:13:23,918 | - (BARKING) - Hey, hey. | - (BARKING) - Hey, hey. |
356 | 00:13:24,008 | 00:13:25,668 | Hey. | Hey. |
357 | 00:13:25,758 | 00:13:28,258 | - (BARKING) - Hey! | - (BARKING) - Hey! |
358 | 00:13:28,338 | 00:13:29,508 | Heil Hitler! | Heil Hitler! |
359 | 00:13:29,588 | 00:13:31,258 | (WHIMPERS) | (WHIMPERS) |
360 | 00:13:32,048 | 00:13:33,048 | (GASPS) | (GASPS) |
361 | 00:13:33,128 | 00:13:34,958 | Hey! | Hey! |
362 | 00:13:35,048 | 00:13:38,008 | - Good boy. Yeah. - (ADOLF WHINING) | - Good boy. Yeah. - (ADOLF WHINING) |
363 | 00:13:38,088 | 00:13:40,048 | Good boy. | Good boy. |
364 | 00:13:40,628 | 00:13:42,418 | All right. I found it. | All right. I found it. |
365 | 00:13:42,508 | 00:13:44,758 | Hey. What the hell's with your dog? | Hey. What the hell's with your dog? |
366 | 00:13:44,838 | 00:13:46,298 | What? | What? |
367 | 00:13:46,378 | 00:13:48,918 | He was growling at me before, like he was going to attack me, | He was growling at me before, like he was going to attack me, |
368 | 00:13:49,008 | 00:13:52,048 | I was scared to death, then I went " Heil Hitler," | I was scared to death, then I went " Heil Hitler," |
369 | 00:13:52,128 | 00:13:54,628 | and he suddenly walked over and just lay down. | and he suddenly walked over and just lay down. |
370 | 00:13:54,708 | 00:13:57,838 | - What? Why would you do that? - Why would it work? | - What? Why would you do that? - Why would it work? |
371 | 00:13:57,918 | 00:14:01,048 | DESIGNER: Did you put your arm out like that | DESIGNER: Did you put your arm out like that |
372 | 00:14:01,128 | 00:14:03,298 | - when you said it? - Yeah, yeah. Like that. | - when you said it? - Yeah, yeah. Like that. |
373 | 00:14:03,378 | 00:14:04,378 | I know what that is. | I know what that is. |
374 | 00:14:04,458 | 00:14:05,918 | When I trained him, | When I trained him, |
375 | 00:14:06,008 | 00:14:09,208 | I would put a treat out with my arm up, like that. | I would put a treat out with my arm up, like that. |
376 | 00:14:09,298 | 00:14:10,458 | Heel. | Heel. |
377 | 00:14:10,548 | 00:14:13,088 | (WHINING SOFTLY) | (WHINING SOFTLY) |
378 | 00:14:13,168 | 00:14:14,668 | See? | See? |
379 | 00:14:17,958 | 00:14:20,708 | Here's that, uh, drawing I was looking for. | Here's that, uh, drawing I was looking for. |
380 | 00:14:20,798 | 00:14:23,628 | As you can see, these are different elements. | As you can see, these are different elements. |
381 | 00:14:23,708 | 00:14:25,668 | (GROWLING SOFTLY) | (GROWLING SOFTLY) |
382 | 00:14:28,588 | 00:14:30,208 | LARRY: He's a white supremacist. | LARRY: He's a white supremacist. |
383 | 00:14:30,298 | 00:14:31,878 | He named his dog Adolf. | He named his dog Adolf. |
384 | 00:14:31,958 | 00:14:33,588 | He named his dog after his grandfather. | He named his dog after his grandfather. |
385 | 00:14:33,668 | 00:14:35,378 | Hey, if my grandfather was named Pol Pot, | Hey, if my grandfather was named Pol Pot, |
386 | 00:14:35,458 | 00:14:37,128 | I wouldn't name my dog Pol Pot. | I wouldn't name my dog Pol Pot. |
387 | 00:14:37,208 | 00:14:39,314 | Okay, I think he's more of an eccentric than anything. | Okay, I think he's more of an eccentric than anything. |
388 | 00:14:39,338 | 00:14:41,918 | - Eccentric? - He's like an outdoors guy. | - Eccentric? - He's like an outdoors guy. |
389 | 00:14:42,008 | 00:14:44,628 | He's part of a tornado-chasing troop called Stormfront. | He's part of a tornado-chasing troop called Stormfront. |
390 | 00:14:44,708 | 00:14:46,128 | He had a great shirt and hat. | He had a great shirt and hat. |
391 | 00:14:46,208 | 00:14:47,758 | I fuckin' love those TV shows | I fuckin' love those TV shows |
392 | 00:14:47,838 | 00:14:49,734 | where motherfuckin' white guys get in a fuckin' van | where motherfuckin' white guys get in a fuckin' van |
393 | 00:14:49,758 | 00:14:50,914 | and chase fuckin' tornadoes and shit like that. | and chase fuckin' tornadoes and shit like that. |
394 | 00:14:50,938 | 00:14:51,484 | This is this dude. | This is this dude. |
395 | 00:14:51,508 | 00:14:53,144 | - Yeah, yeah. - No black guys in that van? | - Yeah, yeah. - No black guys in that van? |
396 | 00:14:53,168 | 00:14:55,088 | No black man would ever chase a fuckin' tornado. | No black man would ever chase a fuckin' tornado. |
397 | 00:14:55,168 | 00:14:57,958 | - Yeah. Why... - That shit is dumb as fuck. | - Yeah. Why... - That shit is dumb as fuck. |
398 | 00:14:58,048 | 00:14:59,378 | Yeah, that, that's so true. | Yeah, that, that's so true. |
399 | 00:14:59,458 | 00:15:01,548 | Right. But whatever makes him weird like that | Right. But whatever makes him weird like that |
400 | 00:15:01,628 | 00:15:03,048 | also makes him great at inventing. | also makes him great at inventing. |
401 | 00:15:03,128 | 00:15:04,854 | And that's what we're talking about here, the cup. | And that's what we're talking about here, the cup. |
402 | 00:15:04,878 | 00:15:07,208 | All right. Um... | All right. Um... |
403 | 00:15:07,298 | 00:15:09,758 | It's been sitting here ten minutes. Time to test. | It's been sitting here ten minutes. Time to test. |
404 | 00:15:09,838 | 00:15:11,758 | Moment of truth. | Moment of truth. |
405 | 00:15:11,838 | 00:15:13,008 | Hmm. | Hmm. |
406 | 00:15:17,168 | 00:15:19,628 | I swear to you, this is just as hot | I swear to you, this is just as hot |
407 | 00:15:19,708 | 00:15:21,088 | as it was ten minutes ago. | as it was ten minutes ago. |
408 | 00:15:21,168 | 00:15:22,958 | - FREDDY: That's tremendous. - Just as hot. | - FREDDY: That's tremendous. - Just as hot. |
409 | 00:15:23,048 | 00:15:24,298 | I mean, this is amazing. | I mean, this is amazing. |
410 | 00:15:24,378 | 00:15:26,128 | Well, you got Boris to thank for it. | Well, you got Boris to thank for it. |
411 | 00:15:26,208 | 00:15:28,128 | Please, uh, have him contact me. | Please, uh, have him contact me. |
412 | 00:15:28,208 | 00:15:30,183 | - I got plenty of ideas and shit. - Really? | - I got plenty of ideas and shit. - Really? |
413 | 00:15:30,208 | 00:15:31,524 | FREDDY: Give me one off the top of your head. | FREDDY: Give me one off the top of your head. |
414 | 00:15:31,548 | 00:15:33,258 | Okay. Uh, uh... | Okay. Uh, uh... |
415 | 00:15:33,338 | 00:15:34,878 | - Pussy tea. Huh? - FREDDY: Mm-hmm. | - Pussy tea. Huh? - FREDDY: Mm-hmm. |
416 | 00:15:34,958 | 00:15:37,508 | All the taste of pussy, without the commitment. | All the taste of pussy, without the commitment. |
417 | 00:15:37,588 | 00:15:39,564 | - FREDDY: Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. - LEON: Like, put that shit in a tea bag. | - FREDDY: Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. - LEON: Like, put that shit in a tea bag. |
418 | 00:15:39,588 | 00:15:41,814 | Well, I'll put you in contact and see if anything flies from it. | Well, I'll put you in contact and see if anything flies from it. |
419 | 00:15:41,838 | 00:15:42,522 | Please do. | Please do. |
420 | 00:15:42,546 | 00:15:44,152 | I can't make it to Jeff's surprise party. | I can't make it to Jeff's surprise party. |
421 | 00:15:44,208 | 00:15:45,053 | You guys going? | You guys going? |
422 | 00:15:45,078 | 00:15:47,612 | LARRY: I got big issues with this surprise party. | LARRY: I got big issues with this surprise party. |
423 | 00:15:47,668 | 00:15:49,298 | Jeff has a heart condition. | Jeff has a heart condition. |
424 | 00:15:49,378 | 00:15:51,048 | - Oh. - Susie knows that. | - Oh. - Susie knows that. |
425 | 00:15:51,128 | 00:15:53,048 | - You're gonna think I'm crazy. - LEON: Mm-hmm. | - You're gonna think I'm crazy. - LEON: Mm-hmm. |
426 | 00:15:53,128 | 00:15:57,258 | I feel like Susie wants to give this guy a heart attack | I feel like Susie wants to give this guy a heart attack |
427 | 00:15:57,378 | 00:16:00,668 | with all these people yelling, "Surprise." She wants to kill him. | with all these people yelling, "Surprise." She wants to kill him. |
428 | 00:16:00,758 | 00:16:02,984 | You're saying the point of the surprise party is to kill him? | You're saying the point of the surprise party is to kill him? |
429 | 00:16:03,008 | 00:16:04,838 | - Yeah. - Well, you're... It is crazy. | - Yeah. - Well, you're... It is crazy. |
430 | 00:16:04,918 | 00:16:07,318 | You don't think like a killer. You don't have a devious mind. | You don't think like a killer. You don't have a devious mind. |
431 | 00:16:07,378 | 00:16:09,008 | I do. I think like a killer. | I do. I think like a killer. |
432 | 00:16:09,088 | 00:16:11,088 | Because there are so many people I want to kill. | Because there are so many people I want to kill. |
433 | 00:16:11,168 | 00:16:12,958 | - Mm-hmm. - And I'm telling you, | - Mm-hmm. - And I'm telling you, |
434 | 00:16:13,048 | 00:16:15,668 | she has bad intentions. | she has bad intentions. |
435 | 00:16:15,758 | 00:16:17,878 | LEON: I love a good mystery. | LEON: I love a good mystery. |
436 | 00:16:17,958 | 00:16:19,378 | I was watching Columbo one night, | I was watching Columbo one night, |
437 | 00:16:19,458 | 00:16:20,668 | at three in the morning. | at three in the morning. |
438 | 00:16:20,758 | 00:16:22,418 | This motherfucker had me convinced | This motherfucker had me convinced |
439 | 00:16:22,508 | 00:16:24,258 | I did the shit. | I did the shit. |
440 | 00:16:26,298 | 00:16:28,758 | (SIGHS) Man, you are in a tough spot. | (SIGHS) Man, you are in a tough spot. |
441 | 00:16:28,838 | 00:16:29,918 | Yeah. | Yeah. |
442 | 00:16:30,008 | 00:16:31,878 | Let's think it through. If you tell him... | Let's think it through. If you tell him... |
443 | 00:16:31,958 | 00:16:33,208 | She'll kill me. | She'll kill me. |
444 | 00:16:33,298 | 00:16:35,508 | But then, if you don't tell him... | But then, if you don't tell him... |
445 | 00:16:35,588 | 00:16:39,258 | He could have a heart attack and die. | He could have a heart attack and die. |
446 | 00:16:39,338 | 00:16:40,548 | So what are you gonna do? | So what are you gonna do? |
447 | 00:16:40,628 | 00:16:42,628 | Oh, I'm not gonna tell him. | Oh, I'm not gonna tell him. |
448 | 00:16:42,708 | 00:16:44,298 | Then you'll have to live with that. | Then you'll have to live with that. |
449 | 00:16:44,378 | 00:16:45,628 | Eh. | Eh. |
450 | 00:16:46,298 | 00:16:47,708 | Hey, you wanna play golf tomorrow? | Hey, you wanna play golf tomorrow? |
451 | 00:16:47,798 | 00:16:49,128 | Uh, no, I can't. | Uh, no, I can't. |
452 | 00:16:49,208 | 00:16:51,548 | I have an appointment in Beverly Hills at nine o'clock. | I have an appointment in Beverly Hills at nine o'clock. |
453 | 00:16:51,628 | 00:16:53,774 | Then I have another appointment in Beverly Hills at eleven. | Then I have another appointment in Beverly Hills at eleven. |
454 | 00:16:53,798 | 00:16:55,008 | I don't need the day planner. | I don't need the day planner. |
455 | 00:16:55,088 | 00:16:56,564 | I'm trying to think what I'm gonna do... | I'm trying to think what I'm gonna do... |
456 | 00:16:56,588 | 00:16:58,088 | - Oh, okay. - ...in between. | - Oh, okay. - ...in between. |
457 | 00:16:58,168 | 00:16:59,918 | I can't go home. | I can't go home. |
458 | 00:17:00,008 | 00:17:02,458 | Ah... (CLAPS). I got it. | Ah... (CLAPS). I got it. |
459 | 00:17:06,298 | 00:17:09,208 | Oh. Hello. | Oh. Hello. |
460 | 00:17:09,298 | 00:17:10,878 | LARRY: Hello. | LARRY: Hello. |
461 | 00:17:11,458 | 00:17:13,798 | RECEPTIONIST: Do you have an appointment? | RECEPTIONIST: Do you have an appointment? |
462 | 00:17:13,878 | 00:17:15,668 | I don't have an appointment. | I don't have an appointment. |
463 | 00:17:15,758 | 00:17:17,918 | Do you need to see the doctor? | Do you need to see the doctor? |
464 | 00:17:18,008 | 00:17:19,128 | Uh-uh. | Uh-uh. |
465 | 00:17:19,208 | 00:17:21,008 | Can I ask what you're doing? | Can I ask what you're doing? |
466 | 00:17:21,088 | 00:17:22,588 | LARRY: I'm just between appointments. | LARRY: I'm just between appointments. |
467 | 00:17:22,668 | 00:17:26,458 | I needed somewhere to wait, and this is a waiting room. | I needed somewhere to wait, and this is a waiting room. |
468 | 00:17:26,548 | 00:17:28,798 | You're just using this waiting room... | You're just using this waiting room... |
469 | 00:17:28,878 | 00:17:31,168 | - To wait. - RECEPTIONIST: That's not done. | - To wait. - RECEPTIONIST: That's not done. |
470 | 00:17:31,258 | 00:17:33,508 | This is an establishment. It's a, it's a business. | This is an establishment. It's a, it's a business. |
471 | 00:17:33,588 | 00:17:36,168 | And you know what? My presence here | And you know what? My presence here |
472 | 00:17:36,258 | 00:17:37,628 | is helping business. | is helping business. |
473 | 00:17:37,708 | 00:17:39,758 | You go in a restaurant, you see nobody in there, | You go in a restaurant, you see nobody in there, |
474 | 00:17:39,838 | 00:17:41,128 | you don't think it's any good. | you don't think it's any good. |
475 | 00:17:41,208 | 00:17:42,854 | When you see people there, you think it's good. | When you see people there, you think it's good. |
476 | 00:17:42,878 | 00:17:44,708 | Same thing with the doctor's office. | Same thing with the doctor's office. |
477 | 00:17:44,798 | 00:17:47,508 | Oh, it's, it's the hitting thing? You think I'm hitting? | Oh, it's, it's the hitting thing? You think I'm hitting? |
478 | 00:17:47,588 | 00:17:50,798 | You've shown up to my place of work, unannounced, | You've shown up to my place of work, unannounced, |
479 | 00:17:50,878 | 00:17:53,008 | and now you're just sitting there staring at me. | and now you're just sitting there staring at me. |
480 | 00:17:53,088 | 00:17:53,828 | It's not a hit. | It's not a hit. |
481 | 00:17:53,853 | 00:17:56,072 | You know, it's starting to feel more like stalking. | You know, it's starting to feel more like stalking. |
482 | 00:17:56,128 | 00:17:59,588 | You're living in this paranoid world of hitting and stalking, and... | You're living in this paranoid world of hitting and stalking, and... |
483 | 00:17:59,668 | 00:18:02,838 | "Everybody wants me." There's a certain kind of conceit | "Everybody wants me." There's a certain kind of conceit |
484 | 00:18:02,918 | 00:18:04,665 | attached to this, if you don't mind me saying. | attached to this, if you don't mind me saying. |
485 | 00:18:04,689 | 00:18:05,282 | (PHONE RINGS) | (PHONE RINGS) |
486 | 00:18:05,338 | 00:18:08,418 | - I'm just waiting. That's it. - Hey. | - I'm just waiting. That's it. - Hey. |
487 | 00:18:08,508 | 00:18:10,798 | - Hey. - DR. HOLZER: Larry. | - Hey. - DR. HOLZER: Larry. |
488 | 00:18:10,878 | 00:18:12,314 | - How you doing? - Good, how are you? | - How you doing? - Good, how are you? |
489 | 00:18:12,338 | 00:18:13,338 | Good. Good. | Good. Good. |
490 | 00:18:13,378 | 00:18:15,918 | Hear, uh, uh, any news on the party? | Hear, uh, uh, any news on the party? |
491 | 00:18:16,008 | 00:18:18,128 | I wish I had some good news for you. | I wish I had some good news for you. |
492 | 00:18:18,208 | 00:18:19,628 | Oh, no, no. It's, uh... you know... | Oh, no, no. It's, uh... you know... |
493 | 00:18:19,708 | 00:18:21,798 | I want you to go to the party. | I want you to go to the party. |
494 | 00:18:21,878 | 00:18:24,798 | - Susie nixed it. - Nothing. All right. | - Susie nixed it. - Nothing. All right. |
495 | 00:18:24,878 | 00:18:26,958 | Do you think I want Jeff walking in on... | Do you think I want Jeff walking in on... |
496 | 00:18:27,048 | 00:18:28,548 | a big surprise like that? | a big surprise like that? |
497 | 00:18:28,628 | 00:18:30,548 | I'm a little concerned about him, but, uh... | I'm a little concerned about him, but, uh... |
498 | 00:18:30,628 | 00:18:32,508 | - I don't have an invite. - Hey, hey, hey. | - I don't have an invite. - Hey, hey, hey. |
499 | 00:18:32,588 | 00:18:33,798 | - What? - How about this? | - What? - How about this? |
500 | 00:18:33,878 | 00:18:36,128 | I got it. You call Jeff, | I got it. You call Jeff, |
501 | 00:18:36,208 | 00:18:39,918 | you ask him out for dinner, at Scopa, | you ask him out for dinner, at Scopa, |
502 | 00:18:40,008 | 00:18:41,128 | on the 20th. | on the 20th. |
503 | 00:18:41,208 | 00:18:42,668 | He'll go back, he'll tell Susie. | He'll go back, he'll tell Susie. |
504 | 00:18:42,758 | 00:18:45,878 | Susie will... she'll text me. She'll say no. She'll cancel. | Susie will... she'll text me. She'll say no. She'll cancel. |
505 | 00:18:45,958 | 00:18:47,838 | But you never got the text. | But you never got the text. |
506 | 00:18:47,918 | 00:18:49,258 | No, I'd get the text. | No, I'd get the text. |
507 | 00:18:49,338 | 00:18:53,548 | No. You never got the text. | No. You never got the text. |
508 | 00:18:53,628 | 00:18:56,168 | So at the party, Susie says, | So at the party, Susie says, |
509 | 00:18:56,258 | 00:18:58,298 | "I texted you and cancelled" and I'd say, | "I texted you and cancelled" and I'd say, |
510 | 00:18:58,378 | 00:18:59,668 | "I never got the text." | "I never got the text." |
511 | 00:18:59,758 | 00:19:01,008 | Ta-da! Yes. | Ta-da! Yes. |
512 | 00:19:01,088 | 00:19:04,258 | No, I don't know. Um, lying to Susie, that's... | No, I don't know. Um, lying to Susie, that's... |
513 | 00:19:04,338 | 00:19:05,958 | Susie scares me. | Susie scares me. |
514 | 00:19:06,048 | 00:19:09,208 | Yeah, she scares everybody, but you-you can't let her run your life. | Yeah, she scares everybody, but you-you can't let her run your life. |
515 | 00:19:09,298 | 00:19:11,168 | She's very scary. I'm scared of Susie. | She's very scary. I'm scared of Susie. |
516 | 00:19:11,258 | 00:19:12,838 | Are you serious? Come on. | Are you serious? Come on. |
517 | 00:19:12,918 | 00:19:14,668 | - I don't know... - Stop being such a wuss. | - I don't know... - Stop being such a wuss. |
518 | 00:19:14,758 | 00:19:17,168 | - Rusty! - I'll do it. | - Rusty! - I'll do it. |
519 | 00:19:17,258 | 00:19:19,338 | - I'll do it. - Proud of you. | - I'll do it. - Proud of you. |
520 | 00:19:19,418 | 00:19:20,798 | Call Jeff. | Call Jeff. |
521 | 00:19:20,878 | 00:19:22,838 | - Thank you, Larry. - Any time, Rusty. | - Thank you, Larry. - Any time, Rusty. |
522 | 00:19:22,918 | 00:19:25,078 | DR. HOLZER: Never got it. Never got the text. | DR. HOLZER: Never got it. Never got the text. |
523 | 00:19:25,103 | 00:19:26,103 | Doctor? | Doctor? |
524 | 00:19:28,798 | 00:19:29,878 | RECEPTIONIST: Well, | RECEPTIONIST: Well, |
525 | 00:19:29,958 | 00:19:31,708 | I've got work to do. | I've got work to do. |
526 | 00:19:31,798 | 00:19:33,798 | I've got waiting to do. | I've got waiting to do. |
527 | 00:19:36,168 | 00:19:37,958 | (SIGHS) | (SIGHS) |
528 | 00:19:39,298 | 00:19:41,838 | LARRY: You know, I've never had a handicapped friend before. | LARRY: You know, I've never had a handicapped friend before. |
529 | 00:19:41,918 | 00:19:45,338 | I'd like to have friends of all creeds and disabilities. | I'd like to have friends of all creeds and disabilities. |
530 | 00:19:45,418 | 00:19:48,508 | I mean, who's gonna get mad at a guy like that? | I mean, who's gonna get mad at a guy like that? |
531 | 00:19:48,588 | 00:19:50,208 | I have a friend who's an amputee. | I have a friend who's an amputee. |
532 | 00:19:50,298 | 00:19:54,008 | An amputee friend? Oh, I'd kill for an amputee friend. | An amputee friend? Oh, I'd kill for an amputee friend. |
533 | 00:19:54,088 | 00:19:55,758 | (CAR HONKS) | (CAR HONKS) |
534 | 00:19:55,838 | 00:19:57,798 | Wally, can you speed this up a bit? I mean, | Wally, can you speed this up a bit? I mean, |
535 | 00:19:57,878 | 00:20:00,798 | you drive as slow as you, as you walk, with that walker. | you drive as slow as you, as you walk, with that walker. |
536 | 00:20:00,878 | 00:20:02,258 | Oh, thank you. | Oh, thank you. |
537 | 00:20:02,338 | 00:20:04,553 | - That's not a compliment. - (TRUCK HONKS) | - That's not a compliment. - (TRUCK HONKS) |
538 | 00:20:04,578 | 00:20:06,378 | LARRY: Look at this. That truck is passing you | LARRY: Look at this. That truck is passing you |
539 | 00:20:06,418 | 00:20:08,708 | - on the right lane, you're so slow. - (CARS HONKING) | - on the right lane, you're so slow. - (CARS HONKING) |
540 | 00:20:08,798 | 00:20:10,338 | There's a whole... All those horns, | There's a whole... All those horns, |
541 | 00:20:10,418 | 00:20:12,418 | - they're beeping you. - I don't think it's me. | - they're beeping you. - I don't think it's me. |
542 | 00:20:12,508 | 00:20:14,104 | Well, who do you think the honks are for? | Well, who do you think the honks are for? |
543 | 00:20:14,128 | 00:20:14,878 | Each other. | Each other. |
544 | 00:20:14,902 | 00:20:16,782 | I don't even know how you ever got a license. | I don't even know how you ever got a license. |
545 | 00:20:16,838 | 00:20:19,458 | Oh, it was pretty easy. I mean, I studied up for it. | Oh, it was pretty easy. I mean, I studied up for it. |
546 | 00:20:19,548 | 00:20:21,088 | And I went to the DMV, | And I went to the DMV, |
547 | 00:20:21,168 | 00:20:23,918 | and I signed up, went home, | and I signed up, went home, |
548 | 00:20:24,008 | 00:20:25,798 | waited for my appointment, and then took... | waited for my appointment, and then took... |
549 | 00:20:25,878 | 00:20:27,378 | Yeah, I don't need all the details of, | Yeah, I don't need all the details of, |
550 | 00:20:27,458 | 00:20:29,458 | - of that particular day in your life. - Took it... | - of that particular day in your life. - Took it... |
551 | 00:20:29,508 | 00:20:31,088 | I'll spare you all the... | I'll spare you all the... |
552 | 00:20:31,168 | 00:20:33,088 | - details, but I... - Spare me. Spare me. | - details, but I... - Spare me. Spare me. |
553 | 00:20:33,168 | 00:20:34,338 | Go ahead. Yeah. | Go ahead. Yeah. |
554 | 00:20:34,418 | 00:20:36,208 | And I sat with the instructor... | And I sat with the instructor... |
555 | 00:20:36,298 | 00:20:37,772 | Okay, you just said you would spare me | Okay, you just said you would spare me |
556 | 00:20:37,796 | 00:20:39,234 | the details, but you're not sparing. | the details, but you're not sparing. |
557 | 00:20:39,258 | 00:20:41,508 | I'm skipping over a lot of stuff. | I'm skipping over a lot of stuff. |
558 | 00:20:41,588 | 00:20:42,798 | Oh, my God! | Oh, my God! |
559 | 00:20:42,878 | 00:20:44,418 | S-Susie. | S-Susie. |
560 | 00:20:44,508 | 00:20:45,918 | Make, make a U-turn. Make a U-turn. | Make, make a U-turn. Make a U-turn. |
561 | 00:20:46,008 | 00:20:48,588 | - I want you to follow that woman. - Sure. | - I want you to follow that woman. - Sure. |
562 | 00:20:48,668 | 00:20:49,838 | LARRY: Yeah. | LARRY: Yeah. |
563 | 00:20:49,918 | 00:20:51,758 | WALLY: Here we go. | WALLY: Here we go. |
564 | 00:20:51,838 | 00:20:53,418 | That lady right there? | That lady right there? |
565 | 00:20:53,508 | 00:20:55,838 | LARRY: Yeah, she's right there in that, that leopard coat. | LARRY: Yeah, she's right there in that, that leopard coat. |
566 | 00:20:55,918 | 00:20:57,588 | Only she would have a coat like that. | Only she would have a coat like that. |
567 | 00:20:57,668 | 00:20:59,048 | WALLY: Are we giving her a ride? | WALLY: Are we giving her a ride? |
568 | 00:20:59,128 | 00:21:00,378 | No, no, no, no, no. | No, no, no, no, no. |
569 | 00:21:00,458 | 00:21:02,458 | WALLY: So, should I honk at her? | WALLY: So, should I honk at her? |
570 | 00:21:02,548 | 00:21:04,958 | LARRY: No, no, no. Don't honk. Don't honk. | LARRY: No, no, no. Don't honk. Don't honk. |
571 | 00:21:05,048 | 00:21:06,458 | What is she up to? | What is she up to? |
572 | 00:21:06,548 | 00:21:09,168 | What is she doing? Westside Travel and Tour. | What is she doing? Westside Travel and Tour. |
573 | 00:21:09,258 | 00:21:11,128 | Okay, we gotta find a parking space nearby. | Okay, we gotta find a parking space nearby. |
574 | 00:21:11,208 | 00:21:13,088 | WALLY: How about right in front? | WALLY: How about right in front? |
575 | 00:21:13,168 | 00:21:16,338 | LARRY: What are you doing? You can't park here. It's handicapped. | LARRY: What are you doing? You can't park here. It's handicapped. |
576 | 00:21:16,418 | 00:21:18,708 | Yes. Exactly. | Yes. Exactly. |
577 | 00:21:18,798 | 00:21:21,708 | Oh, my God. Ho boy. | Oh, my God. Ho boy. |
578 | 00:21:21,798 | 00:21:22,838 | Wow. | Wow. |
579 | 00:21:22,918 | 00:21:24,184 | You can park anywhere with one of these. | You can park anywhere with one of these. |
580 | 00:21:24,208 | 00:21:25,838 | LARRY: Oh. Love to have one of those. | LARRY: Oh. Love to have one of those. |
581 | 00:21:25,918 | 00:21:27,298 | Okay. Here's what you're gonna do. | Okay. Here's what you're gonna do. |
582 | 00:21:27,378 | 00:21:28,734 | You're gonna go in that travel agency. | You're gonna go in that travel agency. |
583 | 00:21:28,758 | 00:21:30,234 | - All right. - You're gonna look at some | - All right. - You're gonna look at some |
584 | 00:21:30,258 | 00:21:31,838 | pamphlets, brochures, whatever. | pamphlets, brochures, whatever. |
585 | 00:21:31,918 | 00:21:34,128 | Meanwhile, the whole time, you're eavesdropping | Meanwhile, the whole time, you're eavesdropping |
586 | 00:21:34,208 | 00:21:35,378 | on her conversation. | on her conversation. |
587 | 00:21:35,458 | 00:21:37,668 | - That lady? - Everything she says, | - That lady? - Everything she says, |
588 | 00:21:37,758 | 00:21:39,588 | you report back to me. Got it? | you report back to me. Got it? |
589 | 00:21:39,668 | 00:21:42,168 | And what's her name, in case that comes up? | And what's her name, in case that comes up? |
590 | 00:21:42,258 | 00:21:44,668 | Don't pay any attention to her! You're eavesdropping! | Don't pay any attention to her! You're eavesdropping! |
591 | 00:21:44,758 | 00:21:46,668 | 'Cause I wouldn't... I wouldn't know | 'Cause I wouldn't... I wouldn't know |
592 | 00:21:46,758 | 00:21:48,484 | her name, anyway. She would be a stranger to me. | her name, anyway. She would be a stranger to me. |
593 | 00:21:48,508 | 00:21:50,208 | Yes. Right! | Yes. Right! |
594 | 00:21:50,298 | 00:21:52,128 | Right. | Right. |
595 | 00:21:52,208 | 00:21:53,378 | Okay. | Okay. |
596 | 00:21:53,458 | 00:21:54,798 | Oi. | Oi. |
597 | 00:21:54,878 | 00:21:56,628 | You gonna need help with that walker? | You gonna need help with that walker? |
598 | 00:21:56,708 | 00:21:57,918 | WALLY: No. I'm good. | WALLY: No. I'm good. |
599 | 00:21:58,418 | 00:22:00,508 | - Do you want to come in with me? - No, no! | - Do you want to come in with me? - No, no! |
600 | 00:22:00,588 | 00:22:02,628 | I can't come in with you. She knows who I am. | I can't come in with you. She knows who I am. |
601 | 00:22:02,708 | 00:22:04,548 | And don't come back in the car. | And don't come back in the car. |
602 | 00:22:04,628 | 00:22:06,644 | - I'm not gonna come back in the car. - You just came back. | - I'm not gonna come back in the car. - You just came back. |
603 | 00:22:06,668 | 00:22:08,508 | No, I'm going... | No, I'm going... |
604 | 00:22:08,588 | 00:22:10,378 | - I'm going in... - Okay, just go. Just go. | - I'm going in... - Okay, just go. Just go. |
605 | 00:22:10,458 | 00:22:13,128 | - Okay. Back in a flash. - Go. Hurry up. | - Okay. Back in a flash. - Go. Hurry up. |
606 | 00:22:16,298 | 00:22:18,838 | LARRY: This could be a matter of life or death. | LARRY: This could be a matter of life or death. |
607 | 00:22:19,758 | 00:22:21,168 | WALLY: What? | WALLY: What? |
608 | 00:22:28,838 | 00:22:31,048 | - (KNOCKING) - LARRY: Hurry up. | - (KNOCKING) - LARRY: Hurry up. |
609 | 00:22:31,128 | 00:22:33,128 | No, no, no. No, don't- | No, no, no. No, don't- |
610 | 00:22:33,208 | 00:22:36,048 | Don't, don't, don't, don't come back! Don't come back! | Don't, don't, don't, don't come back! Don't come back! |
611 | 00:22:36,128 | 00:22:38,838 | I want sun, I want sand. | I want sun, I want sand. |
612 | 00:22:38,918 | 00:22:41,258 | I want spa. | I want spa. |
613 | 00:22:41,338 | 00:22:43,008 | - TRAVEL AGENT: Okay. - Spa facial. | - TRAVEL AGENT: Okay. - Spa facial. |
614 | 00:22:43,088 | 00:22:45,208 | But nothing too remote, 'cause I'm a people person. | But nothing too remote, 'cause I'm a people person. |
615 | 00:22:45,298 | 00:22:47,548 | - I like to socialize. - TRAVEL AGENT: Islands are good? | - I like to socialize. - TRAVEL AGENT: Islands are good? |
616 | 00:22:47,628 | 00:22:50,878 | - Islands are great. - All right. I'm thinking... | - Islands are great. - All right. I'm thinking... |
617 | 00:22:50,958 | 00:22:52,628 | - Bahamas? - (GASPS) I love the Bahamas! | - Bahamas? - (GASPS) I love the Bahamas! |
618 | 00:22:52,708 | 00:22:53,333 | Yeah? | Yeah? |
619 | 00:22:53,358 | 00:22:55,238 | I've never been there. I've always wanted to go. | I've never been there. I've always wanted to go. |
620 | 00:22:55,298 | 00:22:57,076 | TRAVEL AGENT: The weather is good all year in the Bahamas. | TRAVEL AGENT: The weather is good all year in the Bahamas. |
621 | 00:22:57,100 | 00:22:59,668 | Really. 'Cause it fucking sucks here right now. Look at this... | Really. 'Cause it fucking sucks here right now. Look at this... |
622 | 00:22:59,758 | 00:23:02,418 | weather, this rain, it's so oppressive. | weather, this rain, it's so oppressive. |
623 | 00:23:02,508 | 00:23:04,234 | TRAVEL AGENT: We can get you to the Pink Sands Beach. | TRAVEL AGENT: We can get you to the Pink Sands Beach. |
624 | 00:23:04,258 | 00:23:06,758 | - Ooh. - We can fly you direct into Nassau. | - Ooh. - We can fly you direct into Nassau. |
625 | 00:23:06,838 | 00:23:10,128 | ONLY HITCH: I need it rather quickly. | ONLY HITCH: I need it rather quickly. |
626 | 00:23:10,208 | 00:23:13,168 | - That's not a problem. - This is perfect. Let's do it. Bahamas. | - That's not a problem. - This is perfect. Let's do it. Bahamas. |
627 | 00:23:13,258 | 00:23:16,258 | Bahamas! Here I come, baby! | Bahamas! Here I come, baby! |
628 | 00:23:16,338 | 00:23:17,918 | I've been waiting so long for this. | I've been waiting so long for this. |
629 | 00:23:18,008 | 00:23:20,663 | I can't wait to get the fuck out of here. | I can't wait to get the fuck out of here. |
630 | 00:23:20,688 | 00:23:21,572 | Aw. Girl. | Aw. Girl. |
631 | 00:23:21,628 | 00:23:24,458 | - Fascinating. - Okay. What? What happened? | - Fascinating. - Okay. What? What happened? |
632 | 00:23:24,548 | 00:23:26,258 | So I went in there. I did a pretty good job | So I went in there. I did a pretty good job |
633 | 00:23:26,338 | 00:23:27,839 | of sort of looking through the brochures and everything. | of sort of looking through the brochures and everything. |
634 | 00:23:27,863 | 00:23:28,363 | Yeah. | Yeah. |
635 | 00:23:28,418 | 00:23:29,547 | They had ones from Japan... | They had ones from Japan... |
636 | 00:23:29,572 | 00:23:31,612 | I'm really not interested in the brochures. | I'm really not interested in the brochures. |
637 | 00:23:31,668 | 00:23:33,308 | What did she talk about? What did she say? | What did she talk about? What did she say? |
638 | 00:23:33,338 | 00:23:37,008 | She was curious about... the Bahamas. | She was curious about... the Bahamas. |
639 | 00:23:37,088 | 00:23:39,838 | - The Bahamas? - Yeah. | - The Bahamas? - Yeah. |
640 | 00:23:40,378 | 00:23:42,298 | Jeff hates the Caribbean. | Jeff hates the Caribbean. |
641 | 00:23:42,378 | 00:23:45,458 | - When was she talking about doing this? - She said soon. | - When was she talking about doing this? - She said soon. |
642 | 00:23:45,548 | 00:23:46,708 | Soon. | Soon. |
643 | 00:23:47,588 | 00:23:50,708 | WALLY: And it was something she was really looking forward to. | WALLY: And it was something she was really looking forward to. |
644 | 00:23:56,048 | 00:23:57,958 | LARRY: There you go. | LARRY: There you go. |
645 | 00:23:58,048 | 00:23:59,418 | WALLY: Thanks for lunch. | WALLY: Thanks for lunch. |
646 | 00:23:59,508 | 00:24:01,104 | LARRY: I still can't wrap my head around this... | LARRY: I still can't wrap my head around this... |
647 | 00:24:01,128 | 00:24:03,378 | ticket to the Bahamas. It's... | ticket to the Bahamas. It's... |
648 | 00:24:03,708 | 00:24:05,458 | - It's really crazy. - Yeah. | - It's really crazy. - Yeah. |
649 | 00:24:05,548 | 00:24:06,794 | All right. Well, let's do it again sometime. | All right. Well, let's do it again sometime. |
650 | 00:24:06,818 | 00:24:07,232 | Yes. | Yes. |
651 | 00:24:07,298 | 00:24:09,338 | Great to see you. I'm out of town. | Great to see you. I'm out of town. |
652 | 00:24:09,418 | 00:24:11,628 | I get back on the 20th. | I get back on the 20th. |
653 | 00:24:11,708 | 00:24:14,548 | But as soon as I'm back, let's go get a meal. | But as soon as I'm back, let's go get a meal. |
654 | 00:24:15,048 | 00:24:16,958 | Hey, I don't suppose... | Hey, I don't suppose... |
655 | 00:24:17,048 | 00:24:19,668 | you would mind lending me your handicapped placard. | you would mind lending me your handicapped placard. |
656 | 00:24:19,758 | 00:24:21,548 | Would that be possible? | Would that be possible? |
657 | 00:24:21,628 | 00:24:23,258 | That is assigned to me. | That is assigned to me. |
658 | 00:24:23,338 | 00:24:26,018 | - No, of course. I understand. - So that's... I had to apply for it. | - No, of course. I understand. - So that's... I had to apply for it. |
659 | 00:24:26,088 | 00:24:28,708 | - Because of my feet and my leg, and... - Obviously. Obviously. | - Because of my feet and my leg, and... - Obviously. Obviously. |
660 | 00:24:28,798 | 00:24:31,708 | - Yeah. - ...and the alignment in my spine, so... | - Yeah. - ...and the alignment in my spine, so... |
661 | 00:24:31,798 | 00:24:33,508 | I'll take very good care of it. | I'll take very good care of it. |
662 | 00:24:33,588 | 00:24:35,508 | Well, I've never lent it to anyone before, | Well, I've never lent it to anyone before, |
663 | 00:24:35,588 | 00:24:37,854 | but let me just explain to you what it is. This goes in your car. | but let me just explain to you what it is. This goes in your car. |
664 | 00:24:37,878 | 00:24:39,402 | You don't take it down. It just stays up on the mirror. | You don't take it down. It just stays up on the mirror. |
665 | 00:24:39,426 | 00:24:40,354 | Right. Stays up on the mirror. | Right. Stays up on the mirror. |
666 | 00:24:40,378 | 00:24:42,458 | - Got it. Yeah. Right. - Yeah. There's no lock. | - Got it. Yeah. Right. - Yeah. There's no lock. |
667 | 00:24:42,548 | 00:24:46,168 | And you'll see that there's a person in a wheelchair. That's not me. | And you'll see that there's a person in a wheelchair. That's not me. |
668 | 00:24:46,258 | 00:24:48,338 | I didn't think it was you, Wally. | I didn't think it was you, Wally. |
669 | 00:24:48,418 | 00:24:50,568 | The number is G921BR7... | The number is G921BR7... |
670 | 00:24:50,593 | 00:24:52,064 | Yeah, you don't have to read the number. I see it. | Yeah, you don't have to read the number. I see it. |
671 | 00:24:52,088 | 00:24:52,986 | But if they ask you. | But if they ask you. |
672 | 00:24:53,011 | 00:24:55,482 | If they ask me, yeah, I'll read it out there. Yeah. | If they ask me, yeah, I'll read it out there. Yeah. |
673 | 00:24:55,548 | 00:24:57,458 | - G-9-2-1-B-R-7-9. - Okay. | - G-9-2-1-B-R-7-9. - Okay. |
674 | 00:24:57,548 | 00:24:59,088 | I think we're good. I think I got it. | I think we're good. I think I got it. |
675 | 00:25:01,668 | 00:25:03,548 | - All right. - Thank you. | - All right. - Thank you. |
676 | 00:25:03,628 | 00:25:05,258 | - I'll see you when you get back. - Okay. | - I'll see you when you get back. - Okay. |
677 | 00:25:10,088 | 00:25:11,548 | Leon! | Leon! |
678 | 00:25:11,628 | 00:25:14,208 | Leon, where are you? | Leon, where are you? |
679 | 00:25:14,298 | 00:25:15,458 | I got it! | I got it! |
680 | 00:25:15,548 | 00:25:17,298 | - I got it! - Hey, I'm back here. | - I got it! - Hey, I'm back here. |
681 | 00:25:17,378 | 00:25:18,838 | Look what I got! | Look what I got! |
682 | 00:25:18,918 | 00:25:20,878 | - LEON: Woo, what the fuck? - I'm gonna go change. | - LEON: Woo, what the fuck? - I'm gonna go change. |
683 | 00:25:20,918 | 00:25:23,104 | - We're gonna have some fun. - You're goddamned right, we are. | - We're gonna have some fun. - You're goddamned right, we are. |
684 | 00:25:23,128 | 00:25:26,458 | Hit the fuckin' lottery. The fuckin' handicapped lottery, Larry. | Hit the fuckin' lottery. The fuckin' handicapped lottery, Larry. |
685 | 00:25:27,628 | 00:25:30,208 | - LEON: Woo! Whoa! - LARRY: Here we go. | - LEON: Woo! Whoa! - LARRY: Here we go. |
686 | 00:25:30,298 | 00:25:31,758 | We got the placard. Let's use it. | We got the placard. Let's use it. |
687 | 00:25:31,838 | 00:25:33,838 | LEON: The sky's the motherfuckin' limit. (CHUCKLES) | LEON: The sky's the motherfuckin' limit. (CHUCKLES) |
688 | 00:25:35,458 | 00:25:37,338 | Oh, no. No. No. | Oh, no. No. No. |
689 | 00:25:37,418 | 00:25:39,008 | You're not gonna do this a second time. | You're not gonna do this a second time. |
690 | 00:25:39,088 | 00:25:41,378 | - LEON: Is that a hobbit? - JANE: No way! | - LEON: Is that a hobbit? - JANE: No way! |
691 | 00:25:42,128 | 00:25:44,258 | Aah, to hell with you. | Aah, to hell with you. |
692 | 00:25:44,338 | 00:25:45,798 | (LAUGHS) | (LAUGHS) |
693 | 00:25:48,128 | 00:25:49,258 | Oh, shit. | Oh, shit. |
694 | 00:25:49,338 | 00:25:51,838 | Throw that shit on. (CLEARS THROAT LOUDLY) | Throw that shit on. (CLEARS THROAT LOUDLY) |
695 | 00:25:51,918 | 00:25:54,258 | Excuse me. Got a placard, there. | Excuse me. Got a placard, there. |
696 | 00:25:54,338 | 00:25:56,798 | Ah! I am so sorry, sir. Okay? | Ah! I am so sorry, sir. Okay? |
697 | 00:25:56,878 | 00:26:00,008 | - LARRY: Yeah. - No problem. Have a great day. | - LARRY: Yeah. - No problem. Have a great day. |
698 | 00:26:01,258 | 00:26:03,708 | You know what? I just might take a lead pipe to your leg | You know what? I just might take a lead pipe to your leg |
699 | 00:26:03,798 | 00:26:05,354 | so we can get one of these all the time. | so we can get one of these all the time. |
700 | 00:26:05,378 | 00:26:07,048 | - (LEON LAUGHS) - What's next? | - (LEON LAUGHS) - What's next? |
701 | 00:26:07,128 | 00:26:09,088 | LEON: This arcade is doing big business. | LEON: This arcade is doing big business. |
702 | 00:26:09,168 | 00:26:13,168 | LARRY: What is this? Oh, yeah. I know. Oh, see? | LARRY: What is this? Oh, yeah. I know. Oh, see? |
703 | 00:26:13,258 | 00:26:14,548 | Thank you. | Thank you. |
704 | 00:26:14,628 | 00:26:16,588 | - LEON: Yeah! - (LARRY LAUGHS) | - LEON: Yeah! - (LARRY LAUGHS) |
705 | 00:26:16,668 | 00:26:18,798 | LARRY: This thing. Wow. | LARRY: This thing. Wow. |
706 | 00:26:18,878 | 00:26:20,984 | - Turn, turn, Larry! We gotta turn! - LARRY: I am turning! | - Turn, turn, Larry! We gotta turn! - LARRY: I am turning! |
707 | 00:26:21,008 | 00:26:22,798 | (BOTH YELLING) | (BOTH YELLING) |
708 | 00:26:22,878 | 00:26:24,208 | (GRUNTS) | (GRUNTS) |
709 | 00:26:24,298 | 00:26:25,708 | LEON: Ooh! | LEON: Ooh! |
710 | 00:26:26,758 | 00:26:29,048 | (SIGHS) We got 287 tickets. | (SIGHS) We got 287 tickets. |
711 | 00:26:29,128 | 00:26:31,208 | Let me get that Wiffle ball, bat right there. | Let me get that Wiffle ball, bat right there. |
712 | 00:26:31,298 | 00:26:34,958 | For my man, right there. Yeah, he gon' love that shit. | For my man, right there. Yeah, he gon' love that shit. |
713 | 00:26:35,048 | 00:26:37,128 | - That's for you. - Ah! | - That's for you. - Ah! |
714 | 00:26:37,208 | 00:26:38,798 | - Yeah. - Matzo scented. | - Yeah. - Matzo scented. |
715 | 00:26:38,878 | 00:26:40,258 | See that? | See that? |
716 | 00:26:41,088 | 00:26:43,418 | - LEON: Yeah. - All right. | - LEON: Yeah. - All right. |
717 | 00:26:43,508 | 00:26:45,168 | Ha, ha, ha. | Ha, ha, ha. |
718 | 00:26:45,258 | 00:26:46,418 | (SUSIE HUMMING) | (SUSIE HUMMING) |
719 | 00:26:46,508 | 00:26:47,708 | Where are you going? | Where are you going? |
720 | 00:26:47,798 | 00:26:50,008 | - Uh, hitting some balls at the range. - Uh-huh. | - Uh, hitting some balls at the range. - Uh-huh. |
721 | 00:26:50,088 | 00:26:53,418 | Listen, I, uh, made, uh, dinner plans with Dr. Holzer. | Listen, I, uh, made, uh, dinner plans with Dr. Holzer. |
722 | 00:26:53,508 | 00:26:54,958 | - When? - For the, uh, 20th. | - When? - For the, uh, 20th. |
723 | 00:26:55,048 | 00:26:57,338 | No. Absolutely not. Cancel. | No. Absolutely not. Cancel. |
724 | 00:26:57,418 | 00:27:00,048 | - But... - Cancel. | - But... - Cancel. |
725 | 00:27:06,088 | 00:27:09,258 | - LARRY: Hey, Look who's there! - That's that racist motherfucker? | - LARRY: Hey, Look who's there! - That's that racist motherfucker? |
726 | 00:27:09,338 | 00:27:11,258 | Yeah, and he's got the cups! | Yeah, and he's got the cups! |
727 | 00:27:11,838 | 00:27:13,168 | We're in business. | We're in business. |
728 | 00:27:13,258 | 00:27:15,708 | - (BARKING) - Whoa, whoa, whoa. | - (BARKING) - Whoa, whoa, whoa. |
729 | 00:27:16,298 | 00:27:18,168 | BORIS: Whoa. Hey, hey. | BORIS: Whoa. Hey, hey. |
730 | 00:27:18,258 | 00:27:20,588 | (GROWLING) | (GROWLING) |
731 | 00:27:20,668 | 00:27:22,418 | - (SNARLS) - Heil Hitler! | - (SNARLS) - Heil Hitler! |
732 | 00:27:22,508 | 00:27:24,208 | (WHIMPERS) | (WHIMPERS) |
733 | 00:27:24,298 | 00:27:27,418 | Yes, that's a good boy. | Yes, that's a good boy. |
734 | 00:27:27,508 | 00:27:31,048 | Who's a good Adolf? Ooh! | Who's a good Adolf? Ooh! |
735 | 00:27:36,208 | 00:27:39,298 | - LARRY: Wow. All these? - Mm-hmm. | - LARRY: Wow. All these? - Mm-hmm. |
736 | 00:27:39,378 | 00:27:40,758 | - So fast. - I know. | - So fast. - I know. |
737 | 00:27:40,838 | 00:27:43,128 | - That was amazing. - They're done. | - That was amazing. - They're done. |
738 | 00:27:43,208 | 00:27:46,008 | I looked at a spectrum of colors, but I decided to go with white. | I looked at a spectrum of colors, but I decided to go with white. |
739 | 00:27:46,088 | 00:27:47,508 | It's the best. | It's the best. |
740 | 00:27:47,588 | 00:27:49,378 | Good choice. I like this. | Good choice. I like this. |
741 | 00:27:49,458 | 00:27:50,838 | This is smart. You know? | This is smart. You know? |
742 | 00:27:50,918 | 00:27:52,668 | And I just made it smarter. | And I just made it smarter. |
743 | 00:27:52,758 | 00:27:55,048 | By giving it a power saucer. | By giving it a power saucer. |
744 | 00:27:55,128 | 00:27:55,983 | Wow. | Wow. |
745 | 00:27:56,008 | 00:27:58,572 | And this is where you get the juice for the battery. | And this is where you get the juice for the battery. |
746 | 00:27:58,628 | 00:27:59,878 | This is so impressive. | This is so impressive. |
747 | 00:27:59,958 | 00:28:03,918 | Finally, a solution to cold coffee. | Finally, a solution to cold coffee. |
748 | 00:28:05,208 | 00:28:06,418 | Yeah. | Yeah. |
749 | 00:28:08,168 | 00:28:10,298 | (GROWLS) | (GROWLS) |
750 | 00:28:12,008 | 00:28:14,508 | (GROWLS, BARKS) | (GROWLS, BARKS) |
751 | 00:28:14,588 | 00:28:16,918 | - LARRY: Hey, hey! - Nein! Halt! Adolf, halt! | - LARRY: Hey, hey! - Nein! Halt! Adolf, halt! |
752 | 00:28:17,008 | 00:28:18,378 | - Nein! - (ADOLF GROWLING) | - Nein! - (ADOLF GROWLING) |
753 | 00:28:18,458 | 00:28:20,258 | - LARRY: Adolf! - BORIS: Nein! Halt! | - LARRY: Adolf! - BORIS: Nein! Halt! |
754 | 00:28:20,338 | 00:28:22,298 | (SHOUTING): Guter Hund! Nein! | (SHOUTING): Guter Hund! Nein! |
755 | 00:28:23,418 | 00:28:25,628 | Adolf! (SPEAKS GERMAN) | Adolf! (SPEAKS GERMAN) |
756 | 00:28:30,128 | 00:28:32,758 | - Was this important? - (ADOLF BARKS) | - Was this important? - (ADOLF BARKS) |
757 | 00:28:32,838 | 00:28:34,878 | (KNOCKING) | (KNOCKING) |
758 | 00:28:36,838 | 00:28:38,668 | - LARRY: Hey. - Hey, I'm back. | - LARRY: Hey. - Hey, I'm back. |
759 | 00:28:38,758 | 00:28:39,588 | Yeah! | Yeah! |
760 | 00:28:39,668 | 00:28:41,958 | Had a good trip, a lot of fun. | Had a good trip, a lot of fun. |
761 | 00:28:42,048 | 00:28:43,458 | Great. Great. | Great. Great. |
762 | 00:28:43,548 | 00:28:45,298 | The placard. | The placard. |
763 | 00:28:46,668 | 00:28:48,418 | - Ah. - I need it. | - Ah. - I need it. |
764 | 00:28:48,508 | 00:28:50,128 | Yeah. Yeah. | Yeah. Yeah. |
765 | 00:28:50,208 | 00:28:53,508 | A little problem with the placard. | A little problem with the placard. |
766 | 00:28:53,918 | 00:28:55,588 | The dog ate it. | The dog ate it. |
767 | 00:28:55,668 | 00:28:57,418 | What dog? | What dog? |
768 | 00:28:57,508 | 00:28:58,758 | Adolf? | Adolf? |
769 | 00:28:58,838 | 00:29:00,758 | Adolf. So this is the best excuse | Adolf. So this is the best excuse |
770 | 00:29:00,838 | 00:29:03,378 | - you can come up with? - I'm telling you the truth. | - you can come up with? - I'm telling you the truth. |
771 | 00:29:03,458 | 00:29:06,008 | That's what Adolf wanted to eat is... plastic? | That's what Adolf wanted to eat is... plastic? |
772 | 00:29:06,088 | 00:29:07,918 | Well, he wanted to eat the Star of David, | Well, he wanted to eat the Star of David, |
773 | 00:29:08,008 | 00:29:09,838 | which was right in front of the placard. | which was right in front of the placard. |
774 | 00:29:09,918 | 00:29:13,378 | The placard was collateral damage. | The placard was collateral damage. |
775 | 00:29:13,878 | 00:29:16,298 | - Sorry. - Are you stealing it? I need it... | - Sorry. - Are you stealing it? I need it... |
776 | 00:29:16,378 | 00:29:17,939 | No, I'm not stealing it. I'm telling you the truth. | No, I'm not stealing it. I'm telling you the truth. |
777 | 00:29:17,963 | 00:29:18,482 | ...to park. | ...to park. |
778 | 00:29:18,548 | 00:29:21,378 | You want to see it? You want to see what I'm talking about? | You want to see it? You want to see what I'm talking about? |
779 | 00:29:22,588 | 00:29:24,168 | (SIGHS) | (SIGHS) |
780 | 00:29:24,258 | 00:29:26,338 | There was a lot more to it, but it all crumpled | There was a lot more to it, but it all crumpled |
781 | 00:29:26,418 | 00:29:27,878 | and fell apart, and... | and fell apart, and... |
782 | 00:29:27,958 | 00:29:30,168 | I really need that to park. | I really need that to park. |
783 | 00:29:30,258 | 00:29:32,798 | - Let me buy you a new one. - If you don't mind, yes. | - Let me buy you a new one. - If you don't mind, yes. |
784 | 00:29:32,878 | 00:29:34,298 | No, I don't mind at all. | No, I don't mind at all. |
785 | 00:29:34,378 | 00:29:36,878 | - Go down to the DMV. - Yeah. | - Go down to the DMV. - Yeah. |
786 | 00:29:36,958 | 00:29:39,878 | - And say it got misplaced. - I, I know what to say. | - And say it got misplaced. - I, I know what to say. |
787 | 00:29:39,958 | 00:29:42,128 | The number is G92... | The number is G92... |
788 | 00:29:42,208 | 00:29:43,878 | - Just, just text it to me. - Okay. | - Just, just text it to me. - Okay. |
789 | 00:29:43,958 | 00:29:46,298 | - I will text you the number. G92... - Okay. | - I will text you the number. G92... - Okay. |
790 | 00:29:46,378 | 00:29:47,575 | Well, if you're going to text it to | Well, if you're going to text it to |
791 | 00:29:47,599 | 00:29:48,894 | me, there's no reason to repeat it, | me, there's no reason to repeat it, |
792 | 00:29:48,918 | 00:29:50,684 | - 'cause I'm not going to remember it. - Okay. | - 'cause I'm not going to remember it. - Okay. |
793 | 00:29:50,708 | 00:29:53,548 | So once you fill that out, they'll give you a temporary pass. | So once you fill that out, they'll give you a temporary pass. |
794 | 00:29:53,628 | 00:29:55,274 | - Okay. Here you go. - But the number will be different | - Okay. Here you go. - But the number will be different |
795 | 00:29:55,298 | 00:29:57,524 | - 'cause it'll be a "T" for temporary. - Right, temporary. | - 'cause it'll be a "T" for temporary. - Right, temporary. |
796 | 00:29:57,548 | 00:29:59,798 | - So, it's T921... - Okay. Don't worry about it. | - So, it's T921... - Okay. Don't worry about it. |
797 | 00:29:59,878 | 00:30:01,548 | I'll get the placard. As soon as I get it, | I'll get the placard. As soon as I get it, |
798 | 00:30:01,628 | 00:30:03,394 | I'll go to your house and give you the placard. | I'll go to your house and give you the placard. |
799 | 00:30:03,418 | 00:30:05,314 | There's no more to be said about it. Here you go. | There's no more to be said about it. Here you go. |
800 | 00:30:05,338 | 00:30:08,418 | - Okay. Great. All right. - All right. Sorry, again. | - Okay. Great. All right. - All right. Sorry, again. |
801 | 00:30:17,758 | 00:30:19,668 | Why are you going in a circle? | Why are you going in a circle? |
802 | 00:30:19,758 | 00:30:22,088 | You could have just walked backwards. | You could have just walked backwards. |
803 | 00:30:23,088 | 00:30:25,298 | Easier to go down stairs this way. | Easier to go down stairs this way. |
804 | 00:30:26,668 | 00:30:27,838 | It's easy. | It's easy. |
805 | 00:30:27,918 | 00:30:29,378 | Quick. Ah. | Quick. Ah. |
806 | 00:30:29,458 | 00:30:31,418 | And we're down. | And we're down. |
807 | 00:30:33,628 | 00:30:35,588 | Can't find my cell phone. | Can't find my cell phone. |
808 | 00:30:35,668 | 00:30:37,548 | - Really? - Yeah. | - Really? - Yeah. |
809 | 00:30:37,628 | 00:30:40,008 | Huh. Did you ask Susie? | Huh. Did you ask Susie? |
810 | 00:30:40,088 | 00:30:41,548 | She don't know where it is. | She don't know where it is. |
811 | 00:30:41,628 | 00:30:43,298 | All right. You're up. | All right. You're up. |
812 | 00:30:43,378 | 00:30:44,758 | You know what? | You know what? |
813 | 00:30:44,838 | 00:30:46,628 | You, you go first. | You, you go first. |
814 | 00:30:46,708 | 00:30:49,088 | - Wha... What's with you? - Out of breath. | - Wha... What's with you? - Out of breath. |
815 | 00:30:49,168 | 00:30:51,208 | - Out of breath? - Yeah. | - Out of breath? - Yeah. |
816 | 00:30:51,298 | 00:30:52,838 | Five steps. | Five steps. |
817 | 00:30:52,918 | 00:30:54,958 | Just telling you, I'm out of breath. | Just telling you, I'm out of breath. |
818 | 00:30:55,048 | 00:30:56,708 | (SIGHS) | (SIGHS) |
819 | 00:30:57,128 | 00:30:59,258 | How've things been with you and Susie? | How've things been with you and Susie? |
820 | 00:30:59,338 | 00:31:01,588 | She's been great. Out of nowhere. | She's been great. Out of nowhere. |
821 | 00:31:01,668 | 00:31:03,208 | But I'm gonna go with it. | But I'm gonna go with it. |
822 | 00:31:03,708 | 00:31:05,378 | She even asked me out to dinner tonight. | She even asked me out to dinner tonight. |
823 | 00:31:05,458 | 00:31:09,458 | - I'm meeting her at Scopa. - Hmm. Really? | - I'm meeting her at Scopa. - Hmm. Really? |
824 | 00:31:09,548 | 00:31:10,588 | Uh-huh. | Uh-huh. |
825 | 00:31:10,668 | 00:31:13,918 | JEFF (PANTING): She's been a doll. | JEFF (PANTING): She's been a doll. |
826 | 00:31:14,008 | 00:31:17,588 | When have I ever said that about Susie? | When have I ever said that about Susie? |
827 | 00:31:17,668 | 00:31:20,314 | - LARRY: Hey, Wally, it's Larry. - WALLY (OVER PHONE): Hey. How's it going? | - LARRY: Hey, Wally, it's Larry. - WALLY (OVER PHONE): Hey. How's it going? |
828 | 00:31:20,338 | 00:31:21,707 | I need you to do me a big favor. | I need you to do me a big favor. |
829 | 00:31:21,732 | 00:31:23,442 | Remember that woman we were following? | Remember that woman we were following? |
830 | 00:31:23,508 | 00:31:24,838 | Uh, yes. | Uh, yes. |
831 | 00:31:24,918 | 00:31:26,934 | LARRY (OVER PHONE): Well, she's giving a surprise party | LARRY (OVER PHONE): Well, she's giving a surprise party |
832 | 00:31:26,958 | 00:31:29,878 | for her husband tonight at Scopa at 7:20. | for her husband tonight at Scopa at 7:20. |
833 | 00:31:29,958 | 00:31:32,918 | I need you to wait in front of the restaurant, and when he walks up, | I need you to wait in front of the restaurant, and when he walks up, |
834 | 00:31:33,008 | 00:31:35,758 | tell him that there's a surprise party inside for him. | tell him that there's a surprise party inside for him. |
835 | 00:31:35,838 | 00:31:37,668 | Why do you want me to ruin a surprise? | Why do you want me to ruin a surprise? |
836 | 00:31:37,758 | 00:31:39,144 | LARRY: Because he has a heart condition. | LARRY: Because he has a heart condition. |
837 | 00:31:39,168 | 00:31:40,854 | And this could be a matter of life and death. | And this could be a matter of life and death. |
838 | 00:31:40,878 | 00:31:42,208 | Why can't I just call him? | Why can't I just call him? |
839 | 00:31:42,298 | 00:31:44,128 | Because he has no cell phone. He lost it. | Because he has no cell phone. He lost it. |
840 | 00:31:44,208 | 00:31:45,450 | I don't know if I have the right clothes | I don't know if I have the right clothes |
841 | 00:31:45,474 | 00:31:46,564 | for it. Should I wear a, a jack...? | for it. Should I wear a, a jack...? |
842 | 00:31:46,588 | 00:31:48,274 | LARRY: It doesn't matter. You're not going to the party. | LARRY: It doesn't matter. You're not going to the party. |
843 | 00:31:48,298 | 00:31:50,458 | You're just waiting outside and telling him about it. | You're just waiting outside and telling him about it. |
844 | 00:31:50,548 | 00:31:51,918 | What does this person look like? | What does this person look like? |
845 | 00:31:52,008 | 00:31:54,258 | I'm gonna send you a picture and all the information. | I'm gonna send you a picture and all the information. |
846 | 00:31:54,338 | 00:31:56,088 | Everything you need to know. I'll text you. | Everything you need to know. I'll text you. |
847 | 00:31:56,168 | 00:31:57,798 | Okay, and you have my number, right? | Okay, and you have my number, right? |
848 | 00:31:57,878 | 00:32:00,798 | Of course I have your number! How else could I have called? | Of course I have your number! How else could I have called? |
849 | 00:32:00,878 | 00:32:03,128 | What's wrong? Buddy. | What's wrong? Buddy. |
850 | 00:32:03,208 | 00:32:05,628 | SUSIE: Okay, he's gonna be here soon. | SUSIE: Okay, he's gonna be here soon. |
851 | 00:32:05,708 | 00:32:08,088 | Everybody, lots of noise. Lots of noise. | Everybody, lots of noise. Lots of noise. |
852 | 00:32:08,168 | 00:32:10,508 | Hi. Here you go. Noise. | Hi. Here you go. Noise. |
853 | 00:32:10,588 | 00:32:13,088 | Big, loud booming noise. | Big, loud booming noise. |
854 | 00:32:13,168 | 00:32:15,338 | - Lar. - Big, loud, booming noise. | - Lar. - Big, loud, booming noise. |
855 | 00:32:15,418 | 00:32:16,984 | - Yeah. - That's what you want, don't you? | - Yeah. - That's what you want, don't you? |
856 | 00:32:17,008 | 00:32:18,628 | The louder, the better. | The louder, the better. |
857 | 00:32:18,708 | 00:32:19,894 | I don't know what you're thinking, | I don't know what you're thinking, |
858 | 00:32:19,918 | 00:32:21,184 | - but you're delusional. - LARRY: Yeah. | - but you're delusional. - LARRY: Yeah. |
859 | 00:32:21,208 | 00:32:22,708 | - Leon, so nice to see you. - Yeah. | - Leon, so nice to see you. - Yeah. |
860 | 00:32:22,798 | 00:32:24,894 | Thank you for coming. He'll be here soon. Lots of noise. | Thank you for coming. He'll be here soon. Lots of noise. |
861 | 00:32:24,918 | 00:32:25,429 | Lots of noise. | Lots of noise. |
862 | 00:32:25,453 | 00:32:27,024 | Fuckin' see what you're talking about, now. | Fuckin' see what you're talking about, now. |
863 | 00:32:27,048 | 00:32:29,088 | - You see it, right? - Oh, fuck yeah, I see it. | - You see it, right? - Oh, fuck yeah, I see it. |
864 | 00:32:29,168 | 00:32:31,758 | - That's some shit. - But guess what? | - That's some shit. - But guess what? |
865 | 00:32:31,838 | 00:32:33,918 | - Mm-hmm. - It's not gonna happen. | - Mm-hmm. - It's not gonna happen. |
866 | 00:32:34,008 | 00:32:35,878 | I got a guy outside. | I got a guy outside. |
867 | 00:32:35,958 | 00:32:38,168 | - Mm. - Who's gonna tell Jeff | - Mm. - Who's gonna tell Jeff |
868 | 00:32:38,258 | 00:32:40,378 | it's a surprise. | it's a surprise. |
869 | 00:32:46,588 | 00:32:48,403 | Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. What are you doing? | Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. What are you doing? |
870 | 00:32:48,428 | 00:32:49,032 | (KNOCKS) | (KNOCKS) |
871 | 00:32:49,088 | 00:32:50,768 | Hey, you can't park here. It's handicapped. | Hey, you can't park here. It's handicapped. |
872 | 00:32:50,798 | 00:32:53,838 | - Sir, I have a walker. I can park here. - Where's your placard? | - Sir, I have a walker. I can park here. - Where's your placard? |
873 | 00:32:53,918 | 00:32:56,008 | I usually have one. It's just, | I usually have one. It's just, |
874 | 00:32:56,088 | 00:32:57,984 | - a friend of mine borrowed it, and... - No, no, no. | - a friend of mine borrowed it, and... - No, no, no. |
875 | 00:32:58,008 | 00:32:59,848 | If you don't have one now, you can't park here. | If you don't have one now, you can't park here. |
876 | 00:32:59,918 | 00:33:02,958 | - Come on. Now. Let's go. - (WALLY STAMMERING) | - Come on. Now. Let's go. - (WALLY STAMMERING) |
877 | 00:33:03,048 | 00:33:04,918 | Come on. | Come on. |
878 | 00:33:07,048 | 00:33:08,298 | Hey, Chris. | Hey, Chris. |
879 | 00:33:08,378 | 00:33:10,088 | - How you doing? - Hey, hey. How are you? | - How you doing? - Hey, hey. How are you? |
880 | 00:33:10,168 | 00:33:10,940 | Larry. | Larry. |
881 | 00:33:10,964 | 00:33:12,064 | Hey, Larry. Larry. That's right. Jeff's friend. | Hey, Larry. Larry. That's right. Jeff's friend. |
882 | 00:33:12,088 | 00:33:13,628 | - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Yeah. | - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Yeah. |
883 | 00:33:13,708 | 00:33:16,088 | - You playing tonight? - Yeah, I'm gonna sing some songs. | - You playing tonight? - Yeah, I'm gonna sing some songs. |
884 | 00:33:16,168 | 00:33:17,548 | - Really? - Yeah. | - Really? - Yeah. |
885 | 00:33:17,628 | 00:33:18,798 | Want to sing one with me? | Want to sing one with me? |
886 | 00:33:18,878 | 00:33:21,378 | I'll probably leave before you get on. | I'll probably leave before you get on. |
887 | 00:33:21,458 | 00:33:23,338 | I mean, people pay a lot of money to see us. | I mean, people pay a lot of money to see us. |
888 | 00:33:23,418 | 00:33:24,816 | Yeah, I know. I don't like to stay | Yeah, I know. I don't like to stay |
889 | 00:33:24,841 | 00:33:26,402 | around too long for stuff like that. | around too long for stuff like that. |
890 | 00:33:26,458 | 00:33:28,098 | I'm not gonna be able to look at everybody | I'm not gonna be able to look at everybody |
891 | 00:33:28,168 | 00:33:29,814 | just looking at you like this and clapping and singing along. | just looking at you like this and clapping and singing along. |
892 | 00:33:29,838 | 00:33:31,878 | - You don't wanna... - It's gonna be disgusting. | - You don't wanna... - It's gonna be disgusting. |
893 | 00:33:31,958 | 00:33:34,008 | - You know? - I think it's just respect. | - You know? - I think it's just respect. |
894 | 00:33:34,088 | 00:33:35,758 | (STAMMERS): Maybe I'll stay. | (STAMMERS): Maybe I'll stay. |
895 | 00:33:35,838 | 00:33:38,458 | - Well, I'd prefer you didn't right now. - Yeah? (LAUGHS) | - Well, I'd prefer you didn't right now. - Yeah? (LAUGHS) |
896 | 00:33:38,548 | 00:33:39,588 | Yeah. | Yeah. |
897 | 00:33:39,668 | 00:33:41,418 | WALLY: Are you leaving? | WALLY: Are you leaving? |
898 | 00:33:42,338 | 00:33:43,708 | Nobody's leaving. | Nobody's leaving. |
899 | 00:33:43,798 | 00:33:46,548 | Oh, there's nothing. There's gotta be something. | Oh, there's nothing. There's gotta be something. |
900 | 00:33:46,628 | 00:33:48,878 | No parking anytime. | No parking anytime. |
901 | 00:33:48,958 | 00:33:50,588 | There's nowhere to park! | There's nowhere to park! |
902 | 00:33:50,668 | 00:33:52,628 | Let me ask you a question. You're in your car. | Let me ask you a question. You're in your car. |
903 | 00:33:52,708 | 00:33:54,918 | One of your songs comes on. What do you do? | One of your songs comes on. What do you do? |
904 | 00:33:55,008 | 00:33:56,548 | - I pull over. - (LAUGHS) | - I pull over. - (LAUGHS) |
905 | 00:33:56,628 | 00:33:58,258 | - You pull over? - Yeah. | - You pull over? - Yeah. |
906 | 00:33:58,338 | 00:33:59,548 | - And you listen? - Yeah. | - And you listen? - Yeah. |
907 | 00:33:59,628 | 00:34:01,428 | - You sing in the shower? - If I have company, | - You sing in the shower? - If I have company, |
908 | 00:34:01,458 | 00:34:02,838 | I'll sing in the shower, yeah. | I'll sing in the shower, yeah. |
909 | 00:34:02,918 | 00:34:04,918 | Why would you want to shower with another person? | Why would you want to shower with another person? |
910 | 00:34:05,008 | 00:34:07,418 | The scents, and the aromas, and the... | The scents, and the aromas, and the... |
911 | 00:34:07,508 | 00:34:09,462 | Uh, it seems like they could ruin a shower. | Uh, it seems like they could ruin a shower. |
912 | 00:34:09,486 | 00:34:10,387 | Okay. | Okay. |
913 | 00:34:10,411 | 00:34:11,934 | LARRY: Must be hard to get temperature consensus | LARRY: Must be hard to get temperature consensus |
914 | 00:34:11,958 | 00:34:14,258 | - in a shower. - I mean, depends how you look at it. | - in a shower. - I mean, depends how you look at it. |
915 | 00:34:14,338 | 00:34:16,088 | - Yeah. - Hey, hey, hey. | - Yeah. - Hey, hey, hey. |
916 | 00:34:16,168 | 00:34:17,418 | - Hey. - Oh, hey. | - Hey. - Oh, hey. |
917 | 00:34:17,508 | 00:34:18,788 | - I made it. - Yeah, you made it. | - I made it. - Yeah, you made it. |
918 | 00:34:18,838 | 00:34:20,394 | - Great. - I got the new... I did the new... | - Great. - I got the new... I did the new... |
919 | 00:34:20,418 | 00:34:23,128 | Yeah, you look terrific. This is uh, Chris Martin. | Yeah, you look terrific. This is uh, Chris Martin. |
920 | 00:34:23,208 | 00:34:24,418 | Oh. Oh! | Oh. Oh! |
921 | 00:34:24,508 | 00:34:26,314 | - Nice to meet you. Chris. - HOLZER: How are you? | - Nice to meet you. Chris. - HOLZER: How are you? |
922 | 00:34:26,338 | 00:34:27,628 | - Doctor... - What's your name? | - Doctor... - What's your name? |
923 | 00:34:27,708 | 00:34:29,484 | - Dr. Andrew Holzer. - Dr. Holzer. Andrew Holzer. | - Dr. Andrew Holzer. - Dr. Holzer. Andrew Holzer. |
924 | 00:34:29,508 | 00:34:31,548 | - Uh, Rusty. Rusty Holzer. - CHRIS MARTIN: Rusty. | - Uh, Rusty. Rusty Holzer. - CHRIS MARTIN: Rusty. |
925 | 00:34:31,628 | 00:34:32,686 | HOLZER: Yeah. (CHUCKLES) | HOLZER: Yeah. (CHUCKLES) |
926 | 00:34:32,711 | 00:34:34,782 | You don't, with respect, look like a Rusty. | You don't, with respect, look like a Rusty. |
927 | 00:34:34,838 | 00:34:36,668 | LARRY: Well, good to see ya. | LARRY: Well, good to see ya. |
928 | 00:34:36,758 | 00:34:38,418 | - Good to see you. - Okay, man. | - Good to see you. - Okay, man. |
929 | 00:34:38,508 | 00:34:39,508 | - All right. - Yeah. | - All right. - Yeah. |
930 | 00:34:39,588 | 00:34:40,758 | So, um... | So, um... |
931 | 00:34:40,838 | 00:34:42,458 | - You miss London? - No. | - You miss London? - No. |
932 | 00:34:42,548 | 00:34:43,878 | No. I know it's there. | No. I know it's there. |
933 | 00:34:43,958 | 00:34:47,548 | I love, the West En... the West End. Yeah. | I love, the West En... the West End. Yeah. |
934 | 00:34:49,208 | 00:34:50,668 | Rusty. | Rusty. |
935 | 00:34:51,048 | 00:34:53,128 | How are there no spots? | How are there no spots? |
936 | 00:34:53,208 | 00:34:54,918 | Come on, please! | Come on, please! |
937 | 00:34:55,008 | 00:34:58,668 | Something! Ah, there's a spot. (SOFTLY) Yes. | Something! Ah, there's a spot. (SOFTLY) Yes. |
938 | 00:35:08,878 | 00:35:11,358 | Before that, though, I was in Oregon, a little residency there. | Before that, though, I was in Oregon, a little residency there. |
939 | 00:35:11,418 | 00:35:13,378 | And then about a year in Carson City. | And then about a year in Carson City. |
940 | 00:35:13,458 | 00:35:15,604 | - That was a whole different... - Maybe we should get ready for the, uh... | - That was a whole different... - Maybe we should get ready for the, uh... |
941 | 00:35:15,628 | 00:35:17,758 | Oh. Oh, yeah, sure. But anyway... | Oh. Oh, yeah, sure. But anyway... |
942 | 00:35:18,208 | 00:35:21,008 | (PANTING): Oh, God. | (PANTING): Oh, God. |
943 | 00:35:21,548 | 00:35:22,668 | Do you have a card? | Do you have a card? |
944 | 00:35:22,758 | 00:35:24,758 | - Come on, Wally. What the fuck? - Hey, Larry? | - Come on, Wally. What the fuck? - Hey, Larry? |
945 | 00:35:24,838 | 00:35:26,298 | - Huh? - Larry. | - Huh? - Larry. |
946 | 00:35:26,378 | 00:35:28,048 | Hey, Larry. We could trade, | Hey, Larry. We could trade, |
947 | 00:35:28,128 | 00:35:30,220 | uh, 'cause my number's right there if you need, uh... | uh, 'cause my number's right there if you need, uh... |
948 | 00:35:30,245 | 00:35:31,245 | LARRY: Jesus. | LARRY: Jesus. |
949 | 00:35:33,588 | 00:35:35,458 | (GROANS) | (GROANS) |
950 | 00:35:45,008 | 00:35:46,208 | (GRUNTS) | (GRUNTS) |
951 | 00:35:51,168 | 00:35:53,508 | (HUSHED): He's here! Everybody quiet! Quiet! | (HUSHED): He's here! Everybody quiet! Quiet! |
952 | 00:35:53,588 | 00:35:56,048 | Get your noise-blowers ready! He's here! | Get your noise-blowers ready! He's here! |
953 | 00:35:58,128 | 00:36:00,668 | Oh! Uh, uh... uh, sir! | Oh! Uh, uh... uh, sir! |
954 | 00:36:00,758 | 00:36:03,378 | Uh, Jeff? Don't go in there! | Uh, Jeff? Don't go in there! |
955 | 00:36:03,458 | 00:36:07,838 | Uh, don't... Wait. Don't go in there. It's a... It's a... | Uh, don't... Wait. Don't go in there. It's a... It's a... |
956 | 00:36:07,918 | 00:36:11,048 | All (YELLING): Surprise! | All (YELLING): Surprise! |
957 | 00:36:11,128 | 00:36:14,298 | - (CHEERING) - (NOISEMAKERS BLOWING) | - (CHEERING) - (NOISEMAKERS BLOWING) |
958 | 00:36:17,208 | 00:36:18,298 | Wow. | Wow. |
959 | 00:36:21,048 | 00:36:22,298 | (MOUTHS): What? | (MOUTHS): What? |
960 | 00:36:22,378 | 00:36:23,958 | Too bad. | Too bad. |
961 | 00:36:24,758 | 00:36:27,758 | Look. He's so surprised. Look at his face. | Look. He's so surprised. Look at his face. |
962 | 00:36:27,838 | 00:36:29,628 | - (CHEERING) - Holzer! | - (CHEERING) - Holzer! |
963 | 00:36:30,958 | 00:36:33,088 | What the fuck are you doing here? | What the fuck are you doing here? |
964 | 00:36:33,168 | 00:36:35,918 | Chris Martin, don't you dare talk to him. | Chris Martin, don't you dare talk to him. |
965 | 00:36:36,008 | 00:36:38,048 | He was not invited! | He was not invited! |
966 | 00:36:38,128 | 00:36:39,548 | We, uh, we had a dinner... | We, uh, we had a dinner... |
967 | 00:36:39,628 | 00:36:41,798 | Oh, no. We canceled. We left you a message. | Oh, no. We canceled. We left you a message. |
968 | 00:36:41,878 | 00:36:43,598 | - I didn't get the message. - You're a liar! | - I didn't get the message. - You're a liar! |
969 | 00:36:43,628 | 00:36:47,168 | - Oh, no. I... Ow. Ow. - You are a liar! | - Oh, no. I... Ow. Ow. - You are a liar! |
970 | 00:36:47,548 | 00:36:49,458 | - You're a liar. - Ow. Ow. Oh... | - You're a liar. - Ow. Ow. Oh... |
971 | 00:36:49,548 | 00:36:51,258 | You're a liar! | You're a liar! |
972 | 00:36:51,338 | 00:36:52,708 | (YELLING) | (YELLING) |
973 | 00:36:52,798 | 00:36:55,128 | - LARRY: Oh! Oh! - Heart attack! | - LARRY: Oh! Oh! - Heart attack! |
974 | 00:36:55,208 | 00:36:57,088 | - My heart. (GASPING) - LARRY: Rusty! | - My heart. (GASPING) - LARRY: Rusty! |
975 | 00:36:57,168 | 00:36:59,048 | Rusty! | Rusty! |
976 | 00:36:59,758 | 00:37:01,458 | Rusty! | Rusty! |
977 | 00:37:01,548 | 00:37:03,708 | (THEME MUSIC PLAYING) | (THEME MUSIC PLAYING) |
978 | 00:37:04,008 | 00:37:10,008 | Subtitle sync and corrections by awaqeded for www.addic7ed.com. | Subtitle sync and corrections by awaqeded for www.addic7ed.com. |