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4 00:00:25,170 00:00:27,000 You can't park there. You can't park there.
5 00:00:27,080 00:00:29,543 - You don't have a sticker. - Yeah. - You don't have a sticker. - Yeah.
6 00:00:29,568 00:00:31,314 A handicapped... This is a handicapped spot. A handicapped... This is a handicapped spot.
7 00:00:31,380 00:00:33,290 Yeah, I'm just gonna be a minute. Yeah, I'm just gonna be a minute.
8 00:00:33,380 00:00:34,500 Two minutes at the most. Two minutes at the most.
9 00:00:34,580 00:00:36,460 Yeah, I know, but people coming to use Yeah, I know, but people coming to use
10 00:00:36,540 00:00:37,830 my son's store, here. my son's store, here.
11 00:00:37,920 00:00:39,710 My son Joseph owns this store, My son Joseph owns this store,
12 00:00:39,790 00:00:41,420 so you really can't park there. so you really can't park there.
13 00:00:41,500 00:00:43,170 So you're Mocha Joe's mom. So you're Mocha Joe's mom.
14 00:00:43,250 00:00:44,880 Yeah, yeah. My name's Jane. Yeah, yeah. My name's Jane.
15 00:00:44,960 00:00:47,500 - Mocha Jane. - Yeah, that's me. Mocha Jane. - Mocha Jane. - Yeah, that's me. Mocha Jane.
16 00:00:47,580 00:00:49,830 But you can't park here, because it's handicapped. But you can't park here, because it's handicapped.
17 00:00:49,920 00:00:51,330 You know what, Mocha Jane? You know what, Mocha Jane?
18 00:00:51,420 00:00:52,960 There are no spaces in this lot. There are no spaces in this lot.
19 00:00:53,040 00:00:55,186 - But it's for handicapped. - I just have to go into my store - But it's for handicapped. - I just have to go into my store
20 00:00:55,210 00:00:56,960 and drop this off. and drop this off.
21 00:00:57,040 00:00:58,540 You're Latte Larry! You're Latte Larry!
22 00:00:58,630 00:01:00,210 Oh, I should have known. Oh, I should have known.
23 00:01:00,290 00:01:01,790 Joseph told me about you. Joseph told me about you.
24 00:01:01,880 00:01:05,000 We're gonna take you down, Latte Larry. We're gonna take you down, Latte Larry.
25 00:01:05,460 00:01:08,130 We shall see, Mocha Jane. We shall see, Mocha Jane.
26 00:01:08,630 00:01:10,290 We shall see. We shall see.
27 00:01:12,460 00:01:14,460 JANE: What is this world coming to? JANE: What is this world coming to?
28 00:01:15,040 00:01:17,460 Hey, do me a favor. Put those in storage. Hey, do me a favor. Put those in storage.
29 00:01:18,580 00:01:19,960 Hey, hey. Hey, hey.
30 00:01:20,750 00:01:23,040 - Ah. Hello, Freddy. - Good to see you. - Ah. Hello, Freddy. - Good to see you.
31 00:01:23,130 00:01:26,080 - What brings you here? - I wanted to see, uh, the Colosseum - What brings you here? - I wanted to see, uh, the Colosseum
32 00:01:26,170 00:01:27,646 before the gladiators started fighting. before the gladiators started fighting.
33 00:01:27,670 00:01:29,630 I got some great things happening here. I got some great things happening here.
34 00:01:29,710 00:01:31,750 It looks like it. The bones are great. It looks like it. The bones are great.
35 00:01:31,830 00:01:33,250 We got tables here, okay? We got tables here, okay?
36 00:01:33,330 00:01:35,670 And what are they gonna have next to them? And what are they gonna have next to them?
37 00:01:35,750 00:01:37,210 A little coat rack. A little coat rack.
38 00:01:37,290 00:01:38,630 - For coats. Cool. - Yeah. - For coats. Cool. - Yeah.
39 00:01:38,710 00:01:40,750 And Purell, every table. And Purell, every table.
40 00:01:40,830 00:01:42,130 A little squirt, A little squirt,
41 00:01:42,210 00:01:44,040 and you're ready for your muffin. and you're ready for your muffin.
42 00:01:44,130 00:01:46,540 Who's coming in? Howie Mandel and his family every day? Who's coming in? Howie Mandel and his family every day?
43 00:01:46,630 00:01:48,170 All right. Okay. Forget that. All right. Okay. Forget that.
44 00:01:48,250 00:01:50,984 Now I want to show you the thing I'm most proud of. Now I want to show you the thing I'm most proud of.
45 00:01:51,008 00:01:52,378 FREDDY: That's what I want to see. FREDDY: That's what I want to see.
46 00:01:53,128 00:01:55,758 LARRY: Welcome to the 21st century bathroom. LARRY: Welcome to the 21st century bathroom.
47 00:01:55,838 00:01:58,758 - Uh-huh. Yep. - Splash-free. - Uh-huh. Yep. - Splash-free.
48 00:01:58,838 00:02:01,668 LARRY: Look. First you got the snow shoes down there. LARRY: Look. First you got the snow shoes down there.
49 00:02:01,758 00:02:03,508 You step on those. You step on those.
50 00:02:03,588 00:02:05,258 See how it lifts up? See how it lifts up?
51 00:02:05,338 00:02:07,208 - Okay, now, watch this. - (BEEPING) - Okay, now, watch this. - (BEEPING)
52 00:02:07,298 00:02:09,298 You set it to your level You set it to your level
53 00:02:09,378 00:02:11,338 - of where your penis is. - Uh-huh. - of where your penis is. - Uh-huh.
54 00:02:11,418 00:02:13,894 I feel like I'm with Howard Hughes right before the nails go big. I feel like I'm with Howard Hughes right before the nails go big.
55 00:02:13,918 00:02:15,418 - (LAUGHING) - No, I do. - (LAUGHING) - No, I do.
56 00:02:15,508 00:02:17,774 - It's cool, though. - It's, uh, it's quite an advancement. - It's cool, though. - It's, uh, it's quite an advancement.
57 00:02:17,798 00:02:19,524 - I'm so proud of these boys. - You should be. - I'm so proud of these boys. - You should be.
58 00:02:19,548 00:02:21,268 - I am. Look at this. - And where's the can? - I am. Look at this. - And where's the can?
59 00:02:21,298 00:02:22,458 Where's the shitter? Where's the shitter?
60 00:02:22,548 00:02:23,838 Oh. No such thing. Oh. No such thing.
61 00:02:23,918 00:02:25,604 Well, what if someone has to... What if somebody has to... Well, what if someone has to... What if somebody has to...
62 00:02:25,628 00:02:26,668 Let 'em go home. Let 'em go home.
63 00:02:26,758 00:02:28,628 - Then you lose customers. - Who cares? - Then you lose customers. - Who cares?
64 00:02:28,708 00:02:30,758 I'd rather have a no-coffee buyer than a defecator. I'd rather have a no-coffee buyer than a defecator.
65 00:02:30,838 00:02:32,458 How about the ladies? What do they got? How about the ladies? What do they got?
66 00:02:32,548 00:02:34,088 - Let me show you. - Okay. - Let me show you. - Okay.
67 00:02:36,378 00:02:38,588 LARRY: Look. Look at this. Look at this. LARRY: Look. Look at this. Look at this.
68 00:02:38,668 00:02:40,734 FREDDY: See, this is smart. The ladies get to sit down. FREDDY: See, this is smart. The ladies get to sit down.
69 00:02:40,758 00:02:43,708 - This makes sense. - No, no, no. They don't sit. - This makes sense. - No, no, no. They don't sit.
70 00:02:43,798 00:02:46,918 - They squat. - I don't get it. - They squat. - I don't get it.
71 00:02:47,008 00:02:48,458 Women don't want to sit. Women don't want to sit.
72 00:02:48,548 00:02:49,958 They're very envious that we can... They're very envious that we can...
73 00:02:50,048 00:02:51,878 They have... They have pee envy, actually. They have... They have pee envy, actually.
74 00:02:51,958 00:02:54,048 - Look what I've done for them. - Okay. - Look what I've done for them. - Okay.
75 00:02:54,128 00:02:56,378 See? Grab onto these bars, See? Grab onto these bars,
76 00:02:56,458 00:02:58,048 then the knees go in here. then the knees go in here.
77 00:02:58,128 00:02:59,668 They don't touch anything. They don't touch anything.
78 00:02:59,758 00:03:02,128 They're not touching. That's what they don't like. They're not touching. That's what they don't like.
79 00:03:02,208 00:03:03,648 They don't like touching the toilet. They don't like touching the toilet.
80 00:03:03,708 00:03:05,508 It's like a Pilates class, though. Is it hard? It's like a Pilates class, though. Is it hard?
81 00:03:05,588 00:03:07,668 You don't want to go too much longer than a pee time. You don't want to go too much longer than a pee time.
82 00:03:07,708 00:03:09,458 I wouldn't stay here all day. I wouldn't stay here all day.
83 00:03:09,548 00:03:10,918 And the pants go where? And the pants go where?
84 00:03:11,008 00:03:13,548 You know, I don't know. Whatever they do with them. You know, I don't know. Whatever they do with them.
85 00:03:13,628 00:03:15,548 Come and join me. Saddle up. Come and join me. Saddle up.
86 00:03:15,628 00:03:16,838 - You all right? Okay. - Yeah. - You all right? Okay. - Yeah.
87 00:03:16,918 00:03:17,998 - Just grab on here? - Yeah. - Just grab on here? - Yeah.
88 00:03:18,048 00:03:19,524 - Grab on here. - Let's see how we do it. - Grab on here. - Let's see how we do it.
89 00:03:19,548 00:03:20,458 Yeah. Yeah.
90 00:03:20,548 00:03:22,458 - Oh, this one feels good. - Yeah. - Oh, this one feels good. - Yeah.
91 00:03:22,548 00:03:24,378 - This is empowering. - Yeah. - This is empowering. - Yeah.
92 00:03:24,458 00:03:26,396 Just this body position makes me feel strong. You? Just this body position makes me feel strong. You?
93 00:03:26,420 00:03:27,482 I'm really getting tired. I'm really getting tired.
94 00:03:27,548 00:03:29,958 - Did you consult women on this? - No. - Did you consult women on this? - No.
95 00:03:30,048 00:03:31,928 - FREDDY: They'll love this, though. - Oh, yeah. - FREDDY: They'll love this, though. - Oh, yeah.
96 00:03:32,008 00:03:33,484 - I like the feeling here. - Yeah. Okay. - I like the feeling here. - Yeah. Okay.
97 00:03:33,508 00:03:35,418 - My legs are killing me. - I gotta get up. - My legs are killing me. - I gotta get up.
98 00:03:35,508 00:03:37,508 (BOTH GRUNTING, GROANING) (BOTH GRUNTING, GROANING)
99 00:03:39,008 00:03:41,508 You know, I got one more idea. You know, I got one more idea.
100 00:03:41,588 00:03:43,088 - You're kidding me? - No. - You're kidding me? - No.
101 00:03:43,168 00:03:45,128 - One more? Okay. - This is a tremendous idea. - One more? Okay. - This is a tremendous idea.
102 00:03:45,208 00:03:47,458 - A cup, okay... - Mm-hmm. - A cup, okay... - Mm-hmm.
103 00:03:47,548 00:03:50,668 - ...that keeps coffee hot. - Mm-hmm. - ...that keeps coffee hot. - Mm-hmm.
104 00:03:50,758 00:03:53,588 - Like a thermos? No. - No, not a thermos. The cup itself... - Like a thermos? No. - No, not a thermos. The cup itself...
105 00:03:53,668 00:03:55,458 - Heats. Uh-huh. - ...heats, is hot. - Heats. Uh-huh. - ...heats, is hot.
106 00:03:55,548 00:03:57,338 - You got plans? - There's no plans. - You got plans? - There's no plans.
107 00:03:57,418 00:03:59,918 I don't, I don't, you know, how am I gonna do it? I don't, I don't, you know, how am I gonna do it?
108 00:04:00,008 00:04:01,708 I'd need an inventor. I'd need an inventor.
109 00:04:01,798 00:04:05,418 I know a guy. He's like a patent guy, he's got like 45 patents. I know a guy. He's like a patent guy, he's got like 45 patents.
110 00:04:05,508 00:04:07,758 - Really? - He's a very eccentric kind of guy. - Really? - He's a very eccentric kind of guy.
111 00:04:07,838 00:04:09,734 He's an inventor. They're supposed to be eccentric. He's an inventor. They're supposed to be eccentric.
112 00:04:09,758 00:04:11,548 Marconi used to go mountain climbing naked. Marconi used to go mountain climbing naked.
113 00:04:11,628 00:04:13,814 - The nuttier the better. - FREDDY: I can text you his name. - The nuttier the better. - FREDDY: I can text you his name.
114 00:04:13,838 00:04:14,998 - Thank you. - You look great. - Thank you. - You look great.
115 00:04:15,048 00:04:16,354 - Hey, Freddy Funkhouser. - Hey, how are you? - Hey, Freddy Funkhouser. - Hey, how are you?
116 00:04:16,378 00:04:18,178 - Good. The mattress king. - Great to see you. - Good. The mattress king. - Great to see you.
117 00:04:18,258 00:04:19,064 The champ, mattress champ. The champ, mattress champ.
118 00:04:19,088 00:04:20,524 Yeah, knock 'em out with a one-two punch. Yeah, knock 'em out with a one-two punch.
119 00:04:20,548 00:04:21,560 - Right? - That's right, that's right. - Right? - That's right, that's right.
120 00:04:21,584 00:04:22,175 Good to see you. Good to see you.
121 00:04:22,199 00:04:24,258 - FREDDY: All right. See you later. - See you. - FREDDY: All right. See you later. - See you.
122 00:04:24,878 00:04:26,208 This is it? This is it?
123 00:04:26,298 00:04:28,798 - Oh, will you stop it? - Well, I'm underwhelmed, Larry. - Oh, will you stop it? - Well, I'm underwhelmed, Larry.
124 00:04:28,878 00:04:29,473 I don't give a fuck. I don't give a fuck.
125 00:04:29,497 00:04:31,104 You've been working on it for God knows how long. You've been working on it for God knows how long.
126 00:04:31,128 00:04:33,708 Where's some color? You need some pizzazz in here, Where's some color? You need some pizzazz in here,
127 00:04:33,798 00:04:36,958 - you want to attract customers. - Are you... are you through? - you want to attract customers. - Are you... are you through?
128 00:04:37,048 00:04:38,798 All right, look. I'm here to ask a favor. All right, look. I'm here to ask a favor.
129 00:04:38,878 00:04:42,008 I'm having a surprise party for Jeff for his birthday. I'm having a surprise party for Jeff for his birthday.
130 00:04:42,088 00:04:44,258 - Oh. - So, I'm gonna have it on the 20th, - Oh. - So, I'm gonna have it on the 20th,
131 00:04:44,338 00:04:46,628 which is three days before his birthday. He'll never know. which is three days before his birthday. He'll never know.
132 00:04:46,708 00:04:48,458 But I need you to help with the ruse. But I need you to help with the ruse.
133 00:04:48,548 00:04:51,128 - First of all, it's a terrible idea. - Why? - First of all, it's a terrible idea. - Why?
134 00:04:51,208 00:04:52,846 Number one, people hate surprise parties. Number one, people hate surprise parties.
135 00:04:52,871 00:04:53,572 No, no, no, no. No, no, no, no.
136 00:04:53,628 00:04:55,286 You, maybe. Everybody I know loves a surprise party. You, maybe. Everybody I know loves a surprise party.
137 00:04:55,310 00:04:55,887 No. Everybody. No. Everybody.
138 00:04:55,918 00:04:58,338 - Oh, that's fun? That's fun? (YELLS) - Yes. - Oh, that's fun? That's fun? (YELLS) - Yes.
139 00:04:58,418 00:05:00,008 - Nobody's doing... - (BOTH YELLING) - Nobody's doing... - (BOTH YELLING)
140 00:05:00,088 00:05:01,668 - Yeah. - He's gonna be thrilled. - Yeah. - He's gonna be thrilled.
141 00:05:01,758 00:05:03,038 The guy's got a heart condition. The guy's got a heart condition.
142 00:05:03,088 00:05:04,918 We go to the same cardiologist, Dr. Holzer. We go to the same cardiologist, Dr. Holzer.
143 00:05:05,008 00:05:06,378 - Oi, that one. Yeah. - Okay? - Oi, that one. Yeah. - Okay?
144 00:05:06,458 00:05:08,418 Surprises are, are dangerous! Surprises are, are dangerous!
145 00:05:08,508 00:05:09,894 - He'll be thrilled with it. - Yeah. - He'll be thrilled with it. - Yeah.
146 00:05:09,918 00:05:11,184 He's gonna love every minute of it. He's gonna love every minute of it.
147 00:05:11,208 00:05:12,774 - Oh, yeah. - "Surprise!" He'll be happy. - Oh, yeah. - "Surprise!" He'll be happy.
148 00:05:12,798 00:05:15,168 - He'll be happy? He'll be dead. - I wanna have it, - He'll be happy? He'll be dead. - I wanna have it,
149 00:05:15,258 00:05:17,258 he's gonna love it, and we're having it. Okay? he's gonna love it, and we're having it. Okay?
150 00:05:17,338 00:05:19,095 You know what? I'm gonna go talk to Dr. Holzer about this. You know what? I'm gonna go talk to Dr. Holzer about this.
151 00:05:19,119 00:05:20,170 We'll see what he says. We'll see what he says.
152 00:05:20,194 00:05:22,192 Whatever you want. You do whatever you want, okay? Whatever you want. You do whatever you want, okay?
153 00:05:22,216 00:05:23,749 Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
154 00:05:25,418 00:05:26,958 How can I help you? How can I help you?
155 00:05:27,048 00:05:29,418 I was wondering if I could talk to Dr. Holzer. I was wondering if I could talk to Dr. Holzer.
156 00:05:29,508 00:05:31,008 Okay, do you have an appointment? Okay, do you have an appointment?
157 00:05:31,088 00:05:32,668 No. No, I don't. No. No, I don't.
158 00:05:33,378 00:05:36,048 - Are you a patient of Dr. Holzer's? - Yes, I am. - Are you a patient of Dr. Holzer's? - Yes, I am.
159 00:05:36,128 00:05:37,668 Okay. Can you... Okay. Can you...
160 00:05:37,758 00:05:39,289 sign your name up on the sign-up sheet, please? sign your name up on the sign-up sheet, please?
161 00:05:39,313 00:05:39,822 Sure. Sure.
162 00:05:39,878 00:05:41,588 - Thank you. - What is this? - Thank you. - What is this?
163 00:05:42,418 00:05:45,878 Andrew "Rusty" Holzer? Andrew "Rusty" Holzer?
164 00:05:45,958 00:05:47,798 Rusty, in quotes? Rusty, in quotes?
165 00:05:47,878 00:05:50,088 Uh, that's the doctor's card. Uh, that's the doctor's card.
166 00:05:50,168 00:05:53,378 He put a nickname on the card? Why's he doing that? He put a nickname on the card? Why's he doing that?
167 00:05:53,458 00:05:55,678 Well, you may have a seat, and he'll be right out. Well, you may have a seat, and he'll be right out.
168 00:05:55,703 00:05:56,442 Okay. Okay.
169 00:05:56,508 00:05:59,008 I haven't seen you around before. You new? I haven't seen you around before. You new?
170 00:05:59,088 00:06:01,508 - Uh, no, I've been here for a few months. - Really? - Uh, no, I've been here for a few months. - Really?
171 00:06:01,588 00:06:03,958 - Eight or nine months or so. - You like it? - Eight or nine months or so. - You like it?
172 00:06:04,548 00:06:06,088 Yeah. Yeah, I like it. Yeah. Yeah, I like it.
173 00:06:06,168 00:06:08,918 So, for lunch, do you go out or do you bring something from home? So, for lunch, do you go out or do you bring something from home?
174 00:06:09,008 00:06:10,548 Either. Either.
175 00:06:10,628 00:06:12,604 I guess you gotta be a little careful of the food you bring in I guess you gotta be a little careful of the food you bring in
176 00:06:12,628 00:06:15,758 because sometimes it has an odor, and it... it smells up the office. because sometimes it has an odor, and it... it smells up the office.
177 00:06:15,838 00:06:19,048 You know, like on a plane. You bring food on a plane? You know, like on a plane. You bring food on a plane?
178 00:06:19,838 00:06:22,463 Sir, if you'll have a seat, the doctor will be with you. Sir, if you'll have a seat, the doctor will be with you.
179 00:06:22,488 00:06:23,362 Sure. Sure. Sure. Sure.
180 00:06:23,418 00:06:24,918 - All right, will do. - Thank you. - All right, will do. - Thank you.
181 00:06:25,008 00:06:26,298 Hey. Am I crazy? Hey. Am I crazy?
182 00:06:26,378 00:06:28,418 Or did you get some new artwork in here? Or did you get some new artwork in here?
183 00:06:28,508 00:06:31,378 Uh, yeah, we made a few changes around the beginning of the year. Uh, yeah, we made a few changes around the beginning of the year.
184 00:06:31,458 00:06:34,128 Yeah. I'm not crazy about this painting, you know. Yeah. I'm not crazy about this painting, you know.
185 00:06:34,208 00:06:37,008 What, what do you think of that painting? What, what do you think of that painting?
186 00:06:37,668 00:06:40,008 - (CLEARS THROAT) - LARRY: Oh, I know that face. - (CLEARS THROAT) - LARRY: Oh, I know that face.
187 00:06:40,088 00:06:41,958 That's, "Oh, you're coming onto me." That's, "Oh, you're coming onto me."
188 00:06:42,048 00:06:44,418 I'm not coming onto you. I'm not hitting on you. I'm not coming onto you. I'm not hitting on you.
189 00:06:44,508 00:06:46,216 Everything's not a hit. People can make Everything's not a hit. People can make
190 00:06:46,241 00:06:47,862 conversations without it being a hit. conversations without it being a hit.
191 00:06:47,918 00:06:49,668 The whole world is not a hit. The whole world is not a hit.
192 00:06:49,758 00:06:52,088 Okay. Have a seat. Thank you. Okay. Have a seat. Thank you.
193 00:06:52,168 00:06:55,008 It's good to see you, Larry. What, uh... It's good to see you, Larry. What, uh...
194 00:06:55,088 00:06:56,484 Everything okay? What brings you here? Everything okay? What brings you here?
195 00:06:56,508 00:06:58,628 First, I want to ask you about this card. First, I want to ask you about this card.
196 00:06:58,708 00:07:01,088 - Mm-hmm. - "Rusty"? - Mm-hmm. - "Rusty"?
197 00:07:01,168 00:07:03,298 Andrew "Rusty" Holzer? Andrew "Rusty" Holzer?
198 00:07:03,378 00:07:05,548 I'm trying it out. Rusty. It's a nickname. I'm trying it out. Rusty. It's a nickname.
199 00:07:05,628 00:07:08,258 - Who gives themselves a nickname? - I'm just trying it. It's new. - Who gives themselves a nickname? - I'm just trying it. It's new.
200 00:07:08,338 00:07:10,628 Most people are given nicknames Most people are given nicknames
201 00:07:10,708 00:07:13,128 for some personality quirk or trait. for some personality quirk or trait.
202 00:07:13,208 00:07:15,258 If you ate a lot of peaches one day, If you ate a lot of peaches one day,
203 00:07:15,338 00:07:17,588 when you were a kid and, and you threw up, when you were a kid and, and you threw up,
204 00:07:17,668 00:07:19,641 maybe you'd be called "Peaches" for the rest of your life. maybe you'd be called "Peaches" for the rest of your life.
205 00:07:19,665 00:07:20,322 (LAUGHS) (LAUGHS)
206 00:07:20,378 00:07:22,418 Where, where'd you come up with "Rusty"? Where, where'd you come up with "Rusty"?
207 00:07:22,508 00:07:23,798 I feel like a Rusty. I feel like a Rusty.
208 00:07:23,878 00:07:25,838 - Okay. Um... - Good enough. - Okay. Um... - Good enough.
209 00:07:25,918 00:07:27,668 The reason I'm here is that, uh... The reason I'm here is that, uh...
210 00:07:27,758 00:07:29,628 Susie Greene, Jeff Greene's wife, Susie Greene, Jeff Greene's wife,
211 00:07:29,708 00:07:32,008 is throwing a surprise party for him on the 20th, is throwing a surprise party for him on the 20th,
212 00:07:32,088 00:07:33,798 and I'm very concerned and I'm very concerned
213 00:07:33,878 00:07:36,338 - his heart might not be able to take... - Mm. - his heart might not be able to take... - Mm.
214 00:07:36,418 00:07:38,008 ...that element of surprise... ...that element of surprise...
215 00:07:38,088 00:07:39,734 (YELLS): Surprise! You know, everybody jumps out. (YELLS): Surprise! You know, everybody jumps out.
216 00:07:39,758 00:07:41,838 - (YELLS) It's scary! You know? - Right, right. - (YELLS) It's scary! You know? - Right, right.
217 00:07:41,918 00:07:43,418 Yeah. I can see that. Yeah. I can see that.
218 00:07:43,508 00:07:45,958 Given the condition of his heart, Given the condition of his heart,
219 00:07:46,048 00:07:49,208 I just want to see if you're giving that the okay. I just want to see if you're giving that the okay.
220 00:07:49,298 00:07:50,538 Yeah, I wouldn't be comfortable Yeah, I wouldn't be comfortable
221 00:07:50,588 00:07:52,458 unless there was a, you know, unless there was a, you know,
222 00:07:52,548 00:07:54,588 a qualified physician, a qualified physician,
223 00:07:54,668 00:07:56,208 uh, in attendance. uh, in attendance.
224 00:07:56,298 00:07:58,168 - Where's the party? - Scopa. - Where's the party? - Scopa.
225 00:07:58,258 00:08:00,008 - Scopa? - Yeah. - Scopa? - Yeah.
226 00:08:00,088 00:08:01,934 Oh, that's hard to get into. That's a trendy spot. Oh, that's hard to get into. That's a trendy spot.
227 00:08:01,958 00:08:03,961 You know, he's a manager, he knows a lot of celebrities. You know, he's a manager, he knows a lot of celebrities.
228 00:08:03,985 00:08:04,652 Oh. Oh.
229 00:08:04,708 00:08:07,088 Chris Martin's gonna, he's gonna sing. Chris Martin's gonna, he's gonna sing.
230 00:08:07,168 00:08:09,458 - (LAUGHS) Chris Martin? - Yeah. - (LAUGHS) Chris Martin? - Yeah.
231 00:08:09,548 00:08:11,298 - Wow. - You like Coldplay? - Wow. - You like Coldplay?
232 00:08:11,378 00:08:12,708 Cold... Oh, I love... Cold... Oh, I love...
233 00:08:12,798 00:08:14,168 - I mean that, that's big. - Yeah. - I mean that, that's big. - Yeah.
234 00:08:14,258 00:08:16,144 - They're great. Yeah. - That's a lot of pressure. - They're great. Yeah. - That's a lot of pressure.
235 00:08:16,168 00:08:18,338 Yeah, I don't feel good about this. Yeah, I don't feel good about this.
236 00:08:18,418 00:08:20,208 The surprise party, wouldn't do it. The surprise party, wouldn't do it.
237 00:08:20,298 00:08:22,298 - No. Not safe. - Huh. - No. Not safe. - Huh.
238 00:08:22,378 00:08:24,298 And suppose... And suppose...
239 00:08:24,378 00:08:26,168 you were invited to this? you were invited to this?
240 00:08:26,258 00:08:29,088 - Would you have a different opinion? - Oh. - Would you have a different opinion? - Oh.
241 00:08:29,168 00:08:32,458 - I hadn't, I hadn't thought of that. - Yeah. Sure. - I hadn't, I hadn't thought of that. - Yeah. Sure.
242 00:08:32,548 00:08:35,088 - I mean, if I, if I came to the party? - Yes, yes, yes. - I mean, if I, if I came to the party? - Yes, yes, yes.
243 00:08:35,168 00:08:37,508 - Saturday, the 20th. - Scopa. - Saturday, the 20th. - Scopa.
244 00:08:38,008 00:08:40,298 That's a good idea. I mean, that changes things. That's a good idea. I mean, that changes things.
245 00:08:40,798 00:08:42,548 I'll talk to Susie. I'll talk to Susie.
246 00:08:42,628 00:08:45,048 Hopefully, we can, uh... Hopefully, we can, uh...
247 00:08:45,128 00:08:46,458 snare you an invite. snare you an invite.
248 00:08:46,548 00:08:47,708 Oh. Good enough. Oh. Good enough.
249 00:08:47,798 00:08:49,418 - Thank you so much. - Hey, my pleas... - Thank you so much. - Hey, my pleas...
250 00:08:49,508 00:08:51,838 - You let me know. You keep me posted. - I certainly will, - You let me know. You keep me posted. - I certainly will,
251 00:08:51,918 00:08:54,008 - and, uh, I'll be talking to Susie. - Okay. Okay. - and, uh, I'll be talking to Susie. - Okay. Okay.
252 00:08:54,088 00:08:55,458 - Okay? - Thank you, Larry. - Okay? - Thank you, Larry.
253 00:08:55,548 00:08:56,984 - Uh... Of course. - LARRY: May I use your bathroom? - Uh... Of course. - LARRY: May I use your bathroom?
254 00:08:57,008 00:08:58,918 - Thank you. - Uh, all right. - Thank you. - Uh, all right.
255 00:09:01,918 00:09:04,398 MAN: Be right back. I'm just gonna use the bathroom real quick. MAN: Be right back. I'm just gonna use the bathroom real quick.
256 00:09:06,418 00:09:08,708 ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪
257 00:09:20,378 00:09:22,668 ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪
258 00:09:32,838 00:09:34,008 (LOCK CLICKS) (LOCK CLICKS)
259 00:09:39,838 00:09:41,458 Hi. Hi.
260 00:09:41,548 00:09:44,208 - Hi. - Why did you pass me? - Hi. - Why did you pass me?
261 00:09:44,708 00:09:46,128 Well... (SIGHS) Well... (SIGHS)
262 00:09:46,208 00:09:47,918 I calculated your speed, I calculated your speed,
263 00:09:48,008 00:09:51,508 my speed, the distance, my average urination time, my speed, the distance, my average urination time,
264 00:09:51,588 00:09:53,128 and according to my calculations, and according to my calculations,
265 00:09:53,208 00:09:55,048 I would have had to wait three to four minutes, I would have had to wait three to four minutes,
266 00:09:55,088 00:09:57,258 whereas you only had to wait 12 to 15 seconds. whereas you only had to wait 12 to 15 seconds.
267 00:09:57,338 00:09:58,708 I think it was the right move. I think it was the right move.
268 00:09:58,798 00:09:59,798 - Really? - Yeah. - Really? - Yeah.
269 00:09:59,878 00:10:01,128 It was inconsiderate. It was inconsiderate.
270 00:10:01,208 00:10:02,684 Is that your top speed on this thing? Is that your top speed on this thing?
271 00:10:02,708 00:10:04,508 - My top speed? Yes. - Yeah. - My top speed? Yes. - Yeah.
272 00:10:04,588 00:10:06,128 Did you hear footsteps behind you? Did you hear footsteps behind you?
273 00:10:06,208 00:10:08,210 I heard footsteps, and then, whoosh, right past me. I heard footsteps, and then, whoosh, right past me.
274 00:10:08,235 00:10:08,902 Okay. Okay.
275 00:10:08,958 00:10:11,128 You should have moved over to the right to let me pass. You should have moved over to the right to let me pass.
276 00:10:11,208 00:10:12,564 You should have given me one of these. You should have given me one of these.
277 00:10:12,588 00:10:14,048 - You know? - No, you've got to wait. - You know? - No, you've got to wait.
278 00:10:14,128 00:10:16,088 You're blocking traffic. You're in the slow car. You're blocking traffic. You're in the slow car.
279 00:10:16,168 00:10:17,758 You've gotta let the fast cars through. You've gotta let the fast cars through.
280 00:10:17,838 00:10:19,838 No, you've gotta respect the car in the front. No, you've gotta respect the car in the front.
281 00:10:19,918 00:10:22,184 I think you have bad walker etiquette. You're a hallway hog. I think you have bad walker etiquette. You're a hallway hog.
282 00:10:22,208 00:10:24,588 - I didn't hog the hallway. - I'll tell you what. - I didn't hog the hallway. - I'll tell you what.
283 00:10:24,668 00:10:26,868 Can I make it up to you? Let me buy you a cup of coffee. Can I make it up to you? Let me buy you a cup of coffee.
284 00:10:26,918 00:10:28,168 Do you mean now or sometime? Do you mean now or sometime?
285 00:10:28,258 00:10:29,458 Yeah, yeah. Sometime. Yeah, yeah. Sometime.
286 00:10:29,548 00:10:31,798 I'd love that. I'm Wally, by the way. I'd love that. I'm Wally, by the way.
287 00:10:31,878 00:10:33,128 - Wally, Larry. - Larry. - Wally, Larry. - Larry.
288 00:10:33,208 00:10:34,458 - Yeah. - Good to meet you. - Yeah. - Good to meet you.
289 00:10:34,548 00:10:36,234 Look, I've got nothing against the handicapped. Look, I've got nothing against the handicapped.
290 00:10:36,258 00:10:39,168 I've, I've dated two women in, in wheelchairs. I've, I've dated two women in, in wheelchairs.
291 00:10:39,258 00:10:40,458 - Whoa. Two? - Yeah. - Whoa. Two? - Yeah.
292 00:10:40,548 00:10:42,458 My disabled bona fides are well-established. My disabled bona fides are well-established.
293 00:10:42,548 00:10:44,274 - Are you still dating one of them? - No, no. - Are you still dating one of them? - No, no.
294 00:10:44,298 00:10:45,955 She caught me cheating with the other... She caught me cheating with the other...
295 00:10:45,980 00:10:47,232 with the other disabled woman. with the other disabled woman.
296 00:10:47,298 00:10:50,208 - Oof. (CHUCKLES) - Sure. Yeah, pretty good. - Oof. (CHUCKLES) - Sure. Yeah, pretty good.
297 00:10:52,508 00:10:54,588 So, Susie, I spoke to the cardiologist, So, Susie, I spoke to the cardiologist,
298 00:10:54,668 00:10:57,838 and I think you should consider the idea of having him there. and I think you should consider the idea of having him there.
299 00:10:57,918 00:10:59,758 - Holzer? - Yeah. - Holzer? - Yeah.
300 00:10:59,838 00:11:01,508 He is so transparent. He is so transparent.
301 00:11:01,588 00:11:04,418 He's trying to finagle an invitation to the party. He's trying to finagle an invitation to the party.
302 00:11:04,508 00:11:06,378 You know what? He's not getting one. You know what? He's not getting one.
303 00:11:06,458 00:11:08,958 We had two dinners with him and his wife. We had two dinners with him and his wife.
304 00:11:09,048 00:11:11,458 Aggressively boring, fuckin' brutal. Aggressively boring, fuckin' brutal.
305 00:11:11,548 00:11:13,588 Susie, why does it have to be a surprise? Susie, why does it have to be a surprise?
306 00:11:13,668 00:11:16,298 Because I want it to be. Because I want it to be.
307 00:11:17,298 00:11:20,458 (CHOPPING LOUDLY) (CHOPPING LOUDLY)
308 00:11:26,378 00:11:30,628 (QUICK, RHYTHMIC CHOPPING) (QUICK, RHYTHMIC CHOPPING)
309 00:11:36,378 00:11:37,668 What? What?
310 00:11:38,048 00:11:39,628 You're trying to kill him. You're trying to kill him.
311 00:11:39,708 00:11:41,458 - Trying to kill who? - Jeff. - Trying to kill who? - Jeff.
312 00:11:41,548 00:11:42,774 You want to give him a heart attack, You want to give him a heart attack,
313 00:11:42,798 00:11:44,548 and you want him to die at that party. and you want him to die at that party.
314 00:11:44,628 00:11:47,958 That's your plan, isn't it? Huh? Isn't it? That's your plan, isn't it? Huh? Isn't it?
315 00:11:48,048 00:11:49,298 You're the most ridiculous You're the most ridiculous
316 00:11:49,378 00:11:50,644 - human being I've ever encountered. - Oh, am I? - human being I've ever encountered. - Oh, am I?
317 00:11:50,668 00:11:52,838 Anything happens to Jeff at that party... Anything happens to Jeff at that party...
318 00:11:53,708 00:11:56,168 I'm going to the cops. What do you think of that? I'm going to the cops. What do you think of that?
319 00:11:56,258 00:11:57,268 What are you gonna say? What are you gonna say?
320 00:11:57,293 00:11:59,532 "Oh, my friend's wife threw him a surprise party. "Oh, my friend's wife threw him a surprise party.
321 00:11:59,588 00:12:01,758 Here's the evidence. It's an invitation." Here's the evidence. It's an invitation."
322 00:12:01,838 00:12:05,798 You ruin this surprise party, I'm gonna fuck you up. You ruin this surprise party, I'm gonna fuck you up.
323 00:12:06,258 00:12:09,338 (CHOPPING LOUDLY) (CHOPPING LOUDLY)
324 00:12:10,588 00:12:12,458 DESIGNER: Building on basic ideas, DESIGNER: Building on basic ideas,
325 00:12:12,548 00:12:15,958 I've come to these three elements. I've come to these three elements.
326 00:12:16,048 00:12:18,298 You have your coffee cup, of course. You have your coffee cup, of course.
327 00:12:18,378 00:12:20,758 - Now here's where the magic is. - LARRY: Oh, wow. - Now here's where the magic is. - LARRY: Oh, wow.
328 00:12:20,838 00:12:22,588 That is your heating element, there. That is your heating element, there.
329 00:12:22,668 00:12:24,758 This is all going to be one thing, of course. This is all going to be one thing, of course.
330 00:12:24,838 00:12:27,128 - And the heat comes from here. - Heat comes from there. - And the heat comes from here. - Heat comes from there.
331 00:12:27,208 00:12:28,559 This is mind-blow... This is unbelievable. This is mind-blow... This is unbelievable.
332 00:12:28,583 00:12:29,032 Yes. Yes.
333 00:12:29,088 00:12:32,088 I'm excited about this project because it means something to me. I'm excited about this project because it means something to me.
334 00:12:32,168 00:12:33,878 Of course, 'cause you hate cold coffee. Of course, 'cause you hate cold coffee.
335 00:12:33,958 00:12:35,338 - I do. - I mean, - I do. - I mean,
336 00:12:35,418 00:12:37,878 I'm so sick of taking five, six, seven sips, I'm so sick of taking five, six, seven sips,
337 00:12:37,958 00:12:39,458 and it's cold. and it's cold.
338 00:12:39,548 00:12:42,128 It's as if coffee is dictating to us It's as if coffee is dictating to us
339 00:12:42,208 00:12:44,628 when it must be consumed. when it must be consumed.
340 00:12:44,708 00:12:46,418 I'm not okay with that. I'm not okay with that.
341 00:12:46,508 00:12:48,088 - LARRY: I love that. - (DOG WHINES) - LARRY: I love that. - (DOG WHINES)
342 00:12:48,168 00:12:51,088 - Heated cups. - Oh, look who's up from a nap. - Heated cups. - Oh, look who's up from a nap.
343 00:12:51,168 00:12:52,798 - DESIGNER: Ah. - (WHINES SOFTLY) - DESIGNER: Ah. - (WHINES SOFTLY)
344 00:12:52,878 00:12:54,668 Who's my (SPEAKS GERMAN)? Hmm? Who's my (SPEAKS GERMAN)? Hmm?
345 00:12:54,758 00:12:55,918 - Guter Hund! - (KISSES) - Guter Hund! - (KISSES)
346 00:12:56,008 00:12:57,758 This is my assistant, Adolf. This is my assistant, Adolf.
347 00:12:58,418 00:13:01,128 You named your dog... Adolf? You named your dog... Adolf?
348 00:13:01,208 00:13:04,338 I named him after my grandfather, my opa. I named him after my grandfather, my opa.
349 00:13:04,418 00:13:06,548 He kind of looks like him. He kind of looks like him.
350 00:13:06,628 00:13:09,128 He's got a handsome face, but you can tell... He's got a handsome face, but you can tell...
351 00:13:09,208 00:13:10,458 he's stern. he's stern.
352 00:13:10,548 00:13:13,008 (CHUCKLES) You know what? I have, uh... (CHUCKLES) You know what? I have, uh...
353 00:13:13,088 00:13:16,128 another drawing I want to show you. You're gonna love this. another drawing I want to show you. You're gonna love this.
354 00:13:18,838 00:13:21,508 (GROWLING) (GROWLING)
355 00:13:21,588 00:13:23,918 - (BARKING) - Hey, hey. - (BARKING) - Hey, hey.
356 00:13:24,008 00:13:25,668 Hey. Hey.
357 00:13:25,758 00:13:28,258 - (BARKING) - Hey! - (BARKING) - Hey!
358 00:13:28,338 00:13:29,508 Heil Hitler! Heil Hitler!
359 00:13:29,588 00:13:31,258 (WHIMPERS) (WHIMPERS)
360 00:13:32,048 00:13:33,048 (GASPS) (GASPS)
361 00:13:33,128 00:13:34,958 Hey! Hey!
362 00:13:35,048 00:13:38,008 - Good boy. Yeah. - (ADOLF WHINING) - Good boy. Yeah. - (ADOLF WHINING)
363 00:13:38,088 00:13:40,048 Good boy. Good boy.
364 00:13:40,628 00:13:42,418 All right. I found it. All right. I found it.
365 00:13:42,508 00:13:44,758 Hey. What the hell's with your dog? Hey. What the hell's with your dog?
366 00:13:44,838 00:13:46,298 What? What?
367 00:13:46,378 00:13:48,918 He was growling at me before, like he was going to attack me, He was growling at me before, like he was going to attack me,
368 00:13:49,008 00:13:52,048 I was scared to death, then I went " Heil Hitler," I was scared to death, then I went " Heil Hitler,"
369 00:13:52,128 00:13:54,628 and he suddenly walked over and just lay down. and he suddenly walked over and just lay down.
370 00:13:54,708 00:13:57,838 - What? Why would you do that? - Why would it work? - What? Why would you do that? - Why would it work?
371 00:13:57,918 00:14:01,048 DESIGNER: Did you put your arm out like that DESIGNER: Did you put your arm out like that
372 00:14:01,128 00:14:03,298 - when you said it? - Yeah, yeah. Like that. - when you said it? - Yeah, yeah. Like that.
373 00:14:03,378 00:14:04,378 I know what that is. I know what that is.
374 00:14:04,458 00:14:05,918 When I trained him, When I trained him,
375 00:14:06,008 00:14:09,208 I would put a treat out with my arm up, like that. I would put a treat out with my arm up, like that.
376 00:14:09,298 00:14:10,458 Heel. Heel.
377 00:14:10,548 00:14:13,088 (WHINING SOFTLY) (WHINING SOFTLY)
378 00:14:13,168 00:14:14,668 See? See?
379 00:14:17,958 00:14:20,708 Here's that, uh, drawing I was looking for. Here's that, uh, drawing I was looking for.
380 00:14:20,798 00:14:23,628 As you can see, these are different elements. As you can see, these are different elements.
381 00:14:23,708 00:14:25,668 (GROWLING SOFTLY) (GROWLING SOFTLY)
382 00:14:28,588 00:14:30,208 LARRY: He's a white supremacist. LARRY: He's a white supremacist.
383 00:14:30,298 00:14:31,878 He named his dog Adolf. He named his dog Adolf.
384 00:14:31,958 00:14:33,588 He named his dog after his grandfather. He named his dog after his grandfather.
385 00:14:33,668 00:14:35,378 Hey, if my grandfather was named Pol Pot, Hey, if my grandfather was named Pol Pot,
386 00:14:35,458 00:14:37,128 I wouldn't name my dog Pol Pot. I wouldn't name my dog Pol Pot.
387 00:14:37,208 00:14:39,314 Okay, I think he's more of an eccentric than anything. Okay, I think he's more of an eccentric than anything.
388 00:14:39,338 00:14:41,918 - Eccentric? - He's like an outdoors guy. - Eccentric? - He's like an outdoors guy.
389 00:14:42,008 00:14:44,628 He's part of a tornado-chasing troop called Stormfront. He's part of a tornado-chasing troop called Stormfront.
390 00:14:44,708 00:14:46,128 He had a great shirt and hat. He had a great shirt and hat.
391 00:14:46,208 00:14:47,758 I fuckin' love those TV shows I fuckin' love those TV shows
392 00:14:47,838 00:14:49,734 where motherfuckin' white guys get in a fuckin' van where motherfuckin' white guys get in a fuckin' van
393 00:14:49,758 00:14:50,914 and chase fuckin' tornadoes and shit like that. and chase fuckin' tornadoes and shit like that.
394 00:14:50,938 00:14:51,484 This is this dude. This is this dude.
395 00:14:51,508 00:14:53,144 - Yeah, yeah. - No black guys in that van? - Yeah, yeah. - No black guys in that van?
396 00:14:53,168 00:14:55,088 No black man would ever chase a fuckin' tornado. No black man would ever chase a fuckin' tornado.
397 00:14:55,168 00:14:57,958 - Yeah. Why... - That shit is dumb as fuck. - Yeah. Why... - That shit is dumb as fuck.
398 00:14:58,048 00:14:59,378 Yeah, that, that's so true. Yeah, that, that's so true.
399 00:14:59,458 00:15:01,548 Right. But whatever makes him weird like that Right. But whatever makes him weird like that
400 00:15:01,628 00:15:03,048 also makes him great at inventing. also makes him great at inventing.
401 00:15:03,128 00:15:04,854 And that's what we're talking about here, the cup. And that's what we're talking about here, the cup.
402 00:15:04,878 00:15:07,208 All right. Um... All right. Um...
403 00:15:07,298 00:15:09,758 It's been sitting here ten minutes. Time to test. It's been sitting here ten minutes. Time to test.
404 00:15:09,838 00:15:11,758 Moment of truth. Moment of truth.
405 00:15:11,838 00:15:13,008 Hmm. Hmm.
406 00:15:17,168 00:15:19,628 I swear to you, this is just as hot I swear to you, this is just as hot
407 00:15:19,708 00:15:21,088 as it was ten minutes ago. as it was ten minutes ago.
408 00:15:21,168 00:15:22,958 - FREDDY: That's tremendous. - Just as hot. - FREDDY: That's tremendous. - Just as hot.
409 00:15:23,048 00:15:24,298 I mean, this is amazing. I mean, this is amazing.
410 00:15:24,378 00:15:26,128 Well, you got Boris to thank for it. Well, you got Boris to thank for it.
411 00:15:26,208 00:15:28,128 Please, uh, have him contact me. Please, uh, have him contact me.
412 00:15:28,208 00:15:30,183 - I got plenty of ideas and shit. - Really? - I got plenty of ideas and shit. - Really?
413 00:15:30,208 00:15:31,524 FREDDY: Give me one off the top of your head. FREDDY: Give me one off the top of your head.
414 00:15:31,548 00:15:33,258 Okay. Uh, uh... Okay. Uh, uh...
415 00:15:33,338 00:15:34,878 - Pussy tea. Huh? - FREDDY: Mm-hmm. - Pussy tea. Huh? - FREDDY: Mm-hmm.
416 00:15:34,958 00:15:37,508 All the taste of pussy, without the commitment. All the taste of pussy, without the commitment.
417 00:15:37,588 00:15:39,564 - FREDDY: Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. - LEON: Like, put that shit in a tea bag. - FREDDY: Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. - LEON: Like, put that shit in a tea bag.
418 00:15:39,588 00:15:41,814 Well, I'll put you in contact and see if anything flies from it. Well, I'll put you in contact and see if anything flies from it.
419 00:15:41,838 00:15:42,522 Please do. Please do.
420 00:15:42,546 00:15:44,152 I can't make it to Jeff's surprise party. I can't make it to Jeff's surprise party.
421 00:15:44,208 00:15:45,053 You guys going? You guys going?
422 00:15:45,078 00:15:47,612 LARRY: I got big issues with this surprise party. LARRY: I got big issues with this surprise party.
423 00:15:47,668 00:15:49,298 Jeff has a heart condition. Jeff has a heart condition.
424 00:15:49,378 00:15:51,048 - Oh. - Susie knows that. - Oh. - Susie knows that.
425 00:15:51,128 00:15:53,048 - You're gonna think I'm crazy. - LEON: Mm-hmm. - You're gonna think I'm crazy. - LEON: Mm-hmm.
426 00:15:53,128 00:15:57,258 I feel like Susie wants to give this guy a heart attack I feel like Susie wants to give this guy a heart attack
427 00:15:57,378 00:16:00,668 with all these people yelling, "Surprise." She wants to kill him. with all these people yelling, "Surprise." She wants to kill him.
428 00:16:00,758 00:16:02,984 You're saying the point of the surprise party is to kill him? You're saying the point of the surprise party is to kill him?
429 00:16:03,008 00:16:04,838 - Yeah. - Well, you're... It is crazy. - Yeah. - Well, you're... It is crazy.
430 00:16:04,918 00:16:07,318 You don't think like a killer. You don't have a devious mind. You don't think like a killer. You don't have a devious mind.
431 00:16:07,378 00:16:09,008 I do. I think like a killer. I do. I think like a killer.
432 00:16:09,088 00:16:11,088 Because there are so many people I want to kill. Because there are so many people I want to kill.
433 00:16:11,168 00:16:12,958 - Mm-hmm. - And I'm telling you, - Mm-hmm. - And I'm telling you,
434 00:16:13,048 00:16:15,668 she has bad intentions. she has bad intentions.
435 00:16:15,758 00:16:17,878 LEON: I love a good mystery. LEON: I love a good mystery.
436 00:16:17,958 00:16:19,378 I was watching Columbo one night, I was watching Columbo one night,
437 00:16:19,458 00:16:20,668 at three in the morning. at three in the morning.
438 00:16:20,758 00:16:22,418 This motherfucker had me convinced This motherfucker had me convinced
439 00:16:22,508 00:16:24,258 I did the shit. I did the shit.
440 00:16:26,298 00:16:28,758 (SIGHS) Man, you are in a tough spot. (SIGHS) Man, you are in a tough spot.
441 00:16:28,838 00:16:29,918 Yeah. Yeah.
442 00:16:30,008 00:16:31,878 Let's think it through. If you tell him... Let's think it through. If you tell him...
443 00:16:31,958 00:16:33,208 She'll kill me. She'll kill me.
444 00:16:33,298 00:16:35,508 But then, if you don't tell him... But then, if you don't tell him...
445 00:16:35,588 00:16:39,258 He could have a heart attack and die. He could have a heart attack and die.
446 00:16:39,338 00:16:40,548 So what are you gonna do? So what are you gonna do?
447 00:16:40,628 00:16:42,628 Oh, I'm not gonna tell him. Oh, I'm not gonna tell him.
448 00:16:42,708 00:16:44,298 Then you'll have to live with that. Then you'll have to live with that.
449 00:16:44,378 00:16:45,628 Eh. Eh.
450 00:16:46,298 00:16:47,708 Hey, you wanna play golf tomorrow? Hey, you wanna play golf tomorrow?
451 00:16:47,798 00:16:49,128 Uh, no, I can't. Uh, no, I can't.
452 00:16:49,208 00:16:51,548 I have an appointment in Beverly Hills at nine o'clock. I have an appointment in Beverly Hills at nine o'clock.
453 00:16:51,628 00:16:53,774 Then I have another appointment in Beverly Hills at eleven. Then I have another appointment in Beverly Hills at eleven.
454 00:16:53,798 00:16:55,008 I don't need the day planner. I don't need the day planner.
455 00:16:55,088 00:16:56,564 I'm trying to think what I'm gonna do... I'm trying to think what I'm gonna do...
456 00:16:56,588 00:16:58,088 - Oh, okay. - ...in between. - Oh, okay. - ...in between.
457 00:16:58,168 00:16:59,918 I can't go home. I can't go home.
458 00:17:00,008 00:17:02,458 Ah... (CLAPS). I got it. Ah... (CLAPS). I got it.
459 00:17:06,298 00:17:09,208 Oh. Hello. Oh. Hello.
460 00:17:09,298 00:17:10,878 LARRY: Hello. LARRY: Hello.
461 00:17:11,458 00:17:13,798 RECEPTIONIST: Do you have an appointment? RECEPTIONIST: Do you have an appointment?
462 00:17:13,878 00:17:15,668 I don't have an appointment. I don't have an appointment.
463 00:17:15,758 00:17:17,918 Do you need to see the doctor? Do you need to see the doctor?
464 00:17:18,008 00:17:19,128 Uh-uh. Uh-uh.
465 00:17:19,208 00:17:21,008 Can I ask what you're doing? Can I ask what you're doing?
466 00:17:21,088 00:17:22,588 LARRY: I'm just between appointments. LARRY: I'm just between appointments.
467 00:17:22,668 00:17:26,458 I needed somewhere to wait, and this is a waiting room. I needed somewhere to wait, and this is a waiting room.
468 00:17:26,548 00:17:28,798 You're just using this waiting room... You're just using this waiting room...
469 00:17:28,878 00:17:31,168 - To wait. - RECEPTIONIST: That's not done. - To wait. - RECEPTIONIST: That's not done.
470 00:17:31,258 00:17:33,508 This is an establishment. It's a, it's a business. This is an establishment. It's a, it's a business.
471 00:17:33,588 00:17:36,168 And you know what? My presence here And you know what? My presence here
472 00:17:36,258 00:17:37,628 is helping business. is helping business.
473 00:17:37,708 00:17:39,758 You go in a restaurant, you see nobody in there, You go in a restaurant, you see nobody in there,
474 00:17:39,838 00:17:41,128 you don't think it's any good. you don't think it's any good.
475 00:17:41,208 00:17:42,854 When you see people there, you think it's good. When you see people there, you think it's good.
476 00:17:42,878 00:17:44,708 Same thing with the doctor's office. Same thing with the doctor's office.
477 00:17:44,798 00:17:47,508 Oh, it's, it's the hitting thing? You think I'm hitting? Oh, it's, it's the hitting thing? You think I'm hitting?
478 00:17:47,588 00:17:50,798 You've shown up to my place of work, unannounced, You've shown up to my place of work, unannounced,
479 00:17:50,878 00:17:53,008 and now you're just sitting there staring at me. and now you're just sitting there staring at me.
480 00:17:53,088 00:17:53,828 It's not a hit. It's not a hit.
481 00:17:53,853 00:17:56,072 You know, it's starting to feel more like stalking. You know, it's starting to feel more like stalking.
482 00:17:56,128 00:17:59,588 You're living in this paranoid world of hitting and stalking, and... You're living in this paranoid world of hitting and stalking, and...
483 00:17:59,668 00:18:02,838 "Everybody wants me." There's a certain kind of conceit "Everybody wants me." There's a certain kind of conceit
484 00:18:02,918 00:18:04,665 attached to this, if you don't mind me saying. attached to this, if you don't mind me saying.
485 00:18:04,689 00:18:05,282 (PHONE RINGS) (PHONE RINGS)
486 00:18:05,338 00:18:08,418 - I'm just waiting. That's it. - Hey. - I'm just waiting. That's it. - Hey.
487 00:18:08,508 00:18:10,798 - Hey. - DR. HOLZER: Larry. - Hey. - DR. HOLZER: Larry.
488 00:18:10,878 00:18:12,314 - How you doing? - Good, how are you? - How you doing? - Good, how are you?
489 00:18:12,338 00:18:13,338 Good. Good. Good. Good.
490 00:18:13,378 00:18:15,918 Hear, uh, uh, any news on the party? Hear, uh, uh, any news on the party?
491 00:18:16,008 00:18:18,128 I wish I had some good news for you. I wish I had some good news for you.
492 00:18:18,208 00:18:19,628 Oh, no, no. It's, uh... you know... Oh, no, no. It's, uh... you know...
493 00:18:19,708 00:18:21,798 I want you to go to the party. I want you to go to the party.
494 00:18:21,878 00:18:24,798 - Susie nixed it. - Nothing. All right. - Susie nixed it. - Nothing. All right.
495 00:18:24,878 00:18:26,958 Do you think I want Jeff walking in on... Do you think I want Jeff walking in on...
496 00:18:27,048 00:18:28,548 a big surprise like that? a big surprise like that?
497 00:18:28,628 00:18:30,548 I'm a little concerned about him, but, uh... I'm a little concerned about him, but, uh...
498 00:18:30,628 00:18:32,508 - I don't have an invite. - Hey, hey, hey. - I don't have an invite. - Hey, hey, hey.
499 00:18:32,588 00:18:33,798 - What? - How about this? - What? - How about this?
500 00:18:33,878 00:18:36,128 I got it. You call Jeff, I got it. You call Jeff,
501 00:18:36,208 00:18:39,918 you ask him out for dinner, at Scopa, you ask him out for dinner, at Scopa,
502 00:18:40,008 00:18:41,128 on the 20th. on the 20th.
503 00:18:41,208 00:18:42,668 He'll go back, he'll tell Susie. He'll go back, he'll tell Susie.
504 00:18:42,758 00:18:45,878 Susie will... she'll text me. She'll say no. She'll cancel. Susie will... she'll text me. She'll say no. She'll cancel.
505 00:18:45,958 00:18:47,838 But you never got the text. But you never got the text.
506 00:18:47,918 00:18:49,258 No, I'd get the text. No, I'd get the text.
507 00:18:49,338 00:18:53,548 No. You never got the text. No. You never got the text.
508 00:18:53,628 00:18:56,168 So at the party, Susie says, So at the party, Susie says,
509 00:18:56,258 00:18:58,298 "I texted you and cancelled" and I'd say, "I texted you and cancelled" and I'd say,
510 00:18:58,378 00:18:59,668 "I never got the text." "I never got the text."
511 00:18:59,758 00:19:01,008 Ta-da! Yes. Ta-da! Yes.
512 00:19:01,088 00:19:04,258 No, I don't know. Um, lying to Susie, that's... No, I don't know. Um, lying to Susie, that's...
513 00:19:04,338 00:19:05,958 Susie scares me. Susie scares me.
514 00:19:06,048 00:19:09,208 Yeah, she scares everybody, but you-you can't let her run your life. Yeah, she scares everybody, but you-you can't let her run your life.
515 00:19:09,298 00:19:11,168 She's very scary. I'm scared of Susie. She's very scary. I'm scared of Susie.
516 00:19:11,258 00:19:12,838 Are you serious? Come on. Are you serious? Come on.
517 00:19:12,918 00:19:14,668 - I don't know... - Stop being such a wuss. - I don't know... - Stop being such a wuss.
518 00:19:14,758 00:19:17,168 - Rusty! - I'll do it. - Rusty! - I'll do it.
519 00:19:17,258 00:19:19,338 - I'll do it. - Proud of you. - I'll do it. - Proud of you.
520 00:19:19,418 00:19:20,798 Call Jeff. Call Jeff.
521 00:19:20,878 00:19:22,838 - Thank you, Larry. - Any time, Rusty. - Thank you, Larry. - Any time, Rusty.
522 00:19:22,918 00:19:25,078 DR. HOLZER: Never got it. Never got the text. DR. HOLZER: Never got it. Never got the text.
523 00:19:25,103 00:19:26,103 Doctor? Doctor?
524 00:19:28,798 00:19:29,878 RECEPTIONIST: Well, RECEPTIONIST: Well,
525 00:19:29,958 00:19:31,708 I've got work to do. I've got work to do.
526 00:19:31,798 00:19:33,798 I've got waiting to do. I've got waiting to do.
527 00:19:36,168 00:19:37,958 (SIGHS) (SIGHS)
528 00:19:39,298 00:19:41,838 LARRY: You know, I've never had a handicapped friend before. LARRY: You know, I've never had a handicapped friend before.
529 00:19:41,918 00:19:45,338 I'd like to have friends of all creeds and disabilities. I'd like to have friends of all creeds and disabilities.
530 00:19:45,418 00:19:48,508 I mean, who's gonna get mad at a guy like that? I mean, who's gonna get mad at a guy like that?
531 00:19:48,588 00:19:50,208 I have a friend who's an amputee. I have a friend who's an amputee.
532 00:19:50,298 00:19:54,008 An amputee friend? Oh, I'd kill for an amputee friend. An amputee friend? Oh, I'd kill for an amputee friend.
533 00:19:54,088 00:19:55,758 (CAR HONKS) (CAR HONKS)
534 00:19:55,838 00:19:57,798 Wally, can you speed this up a bit? I mean, Wally, can you speed this up a bit? I mean,
535 00:19:57,878 00:20:00,798 you drive as slow as you, as you walk, with that walker. you drive as slow as you, as you walk, with that walker.
536 00:20:00,878 00:20:02,258 Oh, thank you. Oh, thank you.
537 00:20:02,338 00:20:04,553 - That's not a compliment. - (TRUCK HONKS) - That's not a compliment. - (TRUCK HONKS)
538 00:20:04,578 00:20:06,378 LARRY: Look at this. That truck is passing you LARRY: Look at this. That truck is passing you
539 00:20:06,418 00:20:08,708 - on the right lane, you're so slow. - (CARS HONKING) - on the right lane, you're so slow. - (CARS HONKING)
540 00:20:08,798 00:20:10,338 There's a whole... All those horns, There's a whole... All those horns,
541 00:20:10,418 00:20:12,418 - they're beeping you. - I don't think it's me. - they're beeping you. - I don't think it's me.
542 00:20:12,508 00:20:14,104 Well, who do you think the honks are for? Well, who do you think the honks are for?
543 00:20:14,128 00:20:14,878 Each other. Each other.
544 00:20:14,902 00:20:16,782 I don't even know how you ever got a license. I don't even know how you ever got a license.
545 00:20:16,838 00:20:19,458 Oh, it was pretty easy. I mean, I studied up for it. Oh, it was pretty easy. I mean, I studied up for it.
546 00:20:19,548 00:20:21,088 And I went to the DMV, And I went to the DMV,
547 00:20:21,168 00:20:23,918 and I signed up, went home, and I signed up, went home,
548 00:20:24,008 00:20:25,798 waited for my appointment, and then took... waited for my appointment, and then took...
549 00:20:25,878 00:20:27,378 Yeah, I don't need all the details of, Yeah, I don't need all the details of,
550 00:20:27,458 00:20:29,458 - of that particular day in your life. - Took it... - of that particular day in your life. - Took it...
551 00:20:29,508 00:20:31,088 I'll spare you all the... I'll spare you all the...
552 00:20:31,168 00:20:33,088 - details, but I... - Spare me. Spare me. - details, but I... - Spare me. Spare me.
553 00:20:33,168 00:20:34,338 Go ahead. Yeah. Go ahead. Yeah.
554 00:20:34,418 00:20:36,208 And I sat with the instructor... And I sat with the instructor...
555 00:20:36,298 00:20:37,772 Okay, you just said you would spare me Okay, you just said you would spare me
556 00:20:37,796 00:20:39,234 the details, but you're not sparing. the details, but you're not sparing.
557 00:20:39,258 00:20:41,508 I'm skipping over a lot of stuff. I'm skipping over a lot of stuff.
558 00:20:41,588 00:20:42,798 Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
559 00:20:42,878 00:20:44,418 S-Susie. S-Susie.
560 00:20:44,508 00:20:45,918 Make, make a U-turn. Make a U-turn. Make, make a U-turn. Make a U-turn.
561 00:20:46,008 00:20:48,588 - I want you to follow that woman. - Sure. - I want you to follow that woman. - Sure.
562 00:20:48,668 00:20:49,838 LARRY: Yeah. LARRY: Yeah.
563 00:20:49,918 00:20:51,758 WALLY: Here we go. WALLY: Here we go.
564 00:20:51,838 00:20:53,418 That lady right there? That lady right there?
565 00:20:53,508 00:20:55,838 LARRY: Yeah, she's right there in that, that leopard coat. LARRY: Yeah, she's right there in that, that leopard coat.
566 00:20:55,918 00:20:57,588 Only she would have a coat like that. Only she would have a coat like that.
567 00:20:57,668 00:20:59,048 WALLY: Are we giving her a ride? WALLY: Are we giving her a ride?
568 00:20:59,128 00:21:00,378 No, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no.
569 00:21:00,458 00:21:02,458 WALLY: So, should I honk at her? WALLY: So, should I honk at her?
570 00:21:02,548 00:21:04,958 LARRY: No, no, no. Don't honk. Don't honk. LARRY: No, no, no. Don't honk. Don't honk.
571 00:21:05,048 00:21:06,458 What is she up to? What is she up to?
572 00:21:06,548 00:21:09,168 What is she doing? Westside Travel and Tour. What is she doing? Westside Travel and Tour.
573 00:21:09,258 00:21:11,128 Okay, we gotta find a parking space nearby. Okay, we gotta find a parking space nearby.
574 00:21:11,208 00:21:13,088 WALLY: How about right in front? WALLY: How about right in front?
575 00:21:13,168 00:21:16,338 LARRY: What are you doing? You can't park here. It's handicapped. LARRY: What are you doing? You can't park here. It's handicapped.
576 00:21:16,418 00:21:18,708 Yes. Exactly. Yes. Exactly.
577 00:21:18,798 00:21:21,708 Oh, my God. Ho boy. Oh, my God. Ho boy.
578 00:21:21,798 00:21:22,838 Wow. Wow.
579 00:21:22,918 00:21:24,184 You can park anywhere with one of these. You can park anywhere with one of these.
580 00:21:24,208 00:21:25,838 LARRY: Oh. Love to have one of those. LARRY: Oh. Love to have one of those.
581 00:21:25,918 00:21:27,298 Okay. Here's what you're gonna do. Okay. Here's what you're gonna do.
582 00:21:27,378 00:21:28,734 You're gonna go in that travel agency. You're gonna go in that travel agency.
583 00:21:28,758 00:21:30,234 - All right. - You're gonna look at some - All right. - You're gonna look at some
584 00:21:30,258 00:21:31,838 pamphlets, brochures, whatever. pamphlets, brochures, whatever.
585 00:21:31,918 00:21:34,128 Meanwhile, the whole time, you're eavesdropping Meanwhile, the whole time, you're eavesdropping
586 00:21:34,208 00:21:35,378 on her conversation. on her conversation.
587 00:21:35,458 00:21:37,668 - That lady? - Everything she says, - That lady? - Everything she says,
588 00:21:37,758 00:21:39,588 you report back to me. Got it? you report back to me. Got it?
589 00:21:39,668 00:21:42,168 And what's her name, in case that comes up? And what's her name, in case that comes up?
590 00:21:42,258 00:21:44,668 Don't pay any attention to her! You're eavesdropping! Don't pay any attention to her! You're eavesdropping!
591 00:21:44,758 00:21:46,668 'Cause I wouldn't... I wouldn't know 'Cause I wouldn't... I wouldn't know
592 00:21:46,758 00:21:48,484 her name, anyway. She would be a stranger to me. her name, anyway. She would be a stranger to me.
593 00:21:48,508 00:21:50,208 Yes. Right! Yes. Right!
594 00:21:50,298 00:21:52,128 Right. Right.
595 00:21:52,208 00:21:53,378 Okay. Okay.
596 00:21:53,458 00:21:54,798 Oi. Oi.
597 00:21:54,878 00:21:56,628 You gonna need help with that walker? You gonna need help with that walker?
598 00:21:56,708 00:21:57,918 WALLY: No. I'm good. WALLY: No. I'm good.
599 00:21:58,418 00:22:00,508 - Do you want to come in with me? - No, no! - Do you want to come in with me? - No, no!
600 00:22:00,588 00:22:02,628 I can't come in with you. She knows who I am. I can't come in with you. She knows who I am.
601 00:22:02,708 00:22:04,548 And don't come back in the car. And don't come back in the car.
602 00:22:04,628 00:22:06,644 - I'm not gonna come back in the car. - You just came back. - I'm not gonna come back in the car. - You just came back.
603 00:22:06,668 00:22:08,508 No, I'm going... No, I'm going...
604 00:22:08,588 00:22:10,378 - I'm going in... - Okay, just go. Just go. - I'm going in... - Okay, just go. Just go.
605 00:22:10,458 00:22:13,128 - Okay. Back in a flash. - Go. Hurry up. - Okay. Back in a flash. - Go. Hurry up.
606 00:22:16,298 00:22:18,838 LARRY: This could be a matter of life or death. LARRY: This could be a matter of life or death.
607 00:22:19,758 00:22:21,168 WALLY: What? WALLY: What?
608 00:22:28,838 00:22:31,048 - (KNOCKING) - LARRY: Hurry up. - (KNOCKING) - LARRY: Hurry up.
609 00:22:31,128 00:22:33,128 No, no, no. No, don't- No, no, no. No, don't-
610 00:22:33,208 00:22:36,048 Don't, don't, don't, don't come back! Don't come back! Don't, don't, don't, don't come back! Don't come back!
611 00:22:36,128 00:22:38,838 I want sun, I want sand. I want sun, I want sand.
612 00:22:38,918 00:22:41,258 I want spa. I want spa.
613 00:22:41,338 00:22:43,008 - TRAVEL AGENT: Okay. - Spa facial. - TRAVEL AGENT: Okay. - Spa facial.
614 00:22:43,088 00:22:45,208 But nothing too remote, 'cause I'm a people person. But nothing too remote, 'cause I'm a people person.
615 00:22:45,298 00:22:47,548 - I like to socialize. - TRAVEL AGENT: Islands are good? - I like to socialize. - TRAVEL AGENT: Islands are good?
616 00:22:47,628 00:22:50,878 - Islands are great. - All right. I'm thinking... - Islands are great. - All right. I'm thinking...
617 00:22:50,958 00:22:52,628 - Bahamas? - (GASPS) I love the Bahamas! - Bahamas? - (GASPS) I love the Bahamas!
618 00:22:52,708 00:22:53,333 Yeah? Yeah?
619 00:22:53,358 00:22:55,238 I've never been there. I've always wanted to go. I've never been there. I've always wanted to go.
620 00:22:55,298 00:22:57,076 TRAVEL AGENT: The weather is good all year in the Bahamas. TRAVEL AGENT: The weather is good all year in the Bahamas.
621 00:22:57,100 00:22:59,668 Really. 'Cause it fucking sucks here right now. Look at this... Really. 'Cause it fucking sucks here right now. Look at this...
622 00:22:59,758 00:23:02,418 weather, this rain, it's so oppressive. weather, this rain, it's so oppressive.
623 00:23:02,508 00:23:04,234 TRAVEL AGENT: We can get you to the Pink Sands Beach. TRAVEL AGENT: We can get you to the Pink Sands Beach.
624 00:23:04,258 00:23:06,758 - Ooh. - We can fly you direct into Nassau. - Ooh. - We can fly you direct into Nassau.
625 00:23:06,838 00:23:10,128 ONLY HITCH: I need it rather quickly. ONLY HITCH: I need it rather quickly.
626 00:23:10,208 00:23:13,168 - That's not a problem. - This is perfect. Let's do it. Bahamas. - That's not a problem. - This is perfect. Let's do it. Bahamas.
627 00:23:13,258 00:23:16,258 Bahamas! Here I come, baby! Bahamas! Here I come, baby!
628 00:23:16,338 00:23:17,918 I've been waiting so long for this. I've been waiting so long for this.
629 00:23:18,008 00:23:20,663 I can't wait to get the fuck out of here. I can't wait to get the fuck out of here.
630 00:23:20,688 00:23:21,572 Aw. Girl. Aw. Girl.
631 00:23:21,628 00:23:24,458 - Fascinating. - Okay. What? What happened? - Fascinating. - Okay. What? What happened?
632 00:23:24,548 00:23:26,258 So I went in there. I did a pretty good job So I went in there. I did a pretty good job
633 00:23:26,338 00:23:27,839 of sort of looking through the brochures and everything. of sort of looking through the brochures and everything.
634 00:23:27,863 00:23:28,363 Yeah. Yeah.
635 00:23:28,418 00:23:29,547 They had ones from Japan... They had ones from Japan...
636 00:23:29,572 00:23:31,612 I'm really not interested in the brochures. I'm really not interested in the brochures.
637 00:23:31,668 00:23:33,308 What did she talk about? What did she say? What did she talk about? What did she say?
638 00:23:33,338 00:23:37,008 She was curious about... the Bahamas. She was curious about... the Bahamas.
639 00:23:37,088 00:23:39,838 - The Bahamas? - Yeah. - The Bahamas? - Yeah.
640 00:23:40,378 00:23:42,298 Jeff hates the Caribbean. Jeff hates the Caribbean.
641 00:23:42,378 00:23:45,458 - When was she talking about doing this? - She said soon. - When was she talking about doing this? - She said soon.
642 00:23:45,548 00:23:46,708 Soon. Soon.
643 00:23:47,588 00:23:50,708 WALLY: And it was something she was really looking forward to. WALLY: And it was something she was really looking forward to.
644 00:23:56,048 00:23:57,958 LARRY: There you go. LARRY: There you go.
645 00:23:58,048 00:23:59,418 WALLY: Thanks for lunch. WALLY: Thanks for lunch.
646 00:23:59,508 00:24:01,104 LARRY: I still can't wrap my head around this... LARRY: I still can't wrap my head around this...
647 00:24:01,128 00:24:03,378 ticket to the Bahamas. It's... ticket to the Bahamas. It's...
648 00:24:03,708 00:24:05,458 - It's really crazy. - Yeah. - It's really crazy. - Yeah.
649 00:24:05,548 00:24:06,794 All right. Well, let's do it again sometime. All right. Well, let's do it again sometime.
650 00:24:06,818 00:24:07,232 Yes. Yes.
651 00:24:07,298 00:24:09,338 Great to see you. I'm out of town. Great to see you. I'm out of town.
652 00:24:09,418 00:24:11,628 I get back on the 20th. I get back on the 20th.
653 00:24:11,708 00:24:14,548 But as soon as I'm back, let's go get a meal. But as soon as I'm back, let's go get a meal.
654 00:24:15,048 00:24:16,958 Hey, I don't suppose... Hey, I don't suppose...
655 00:24:17,048 00:24:19,668 you would mind lending me your handicapped placard. you would mind lending me your handicapped placard.
656 00:24:19,758 00:24:21,548 Would that be possible? Would that be possible?
657 00:24:21,628 00:24:23,258 That is assigned to me. That is assigned to me.
658 00:24:23,338 00:24:26,018 - No, of course. I understand. - So that's... I had to apply for it. - No, of course. I understand. - So that's... I had to apply for it.
659 00:24:26,088 00:24:28,708 - Because of my feet and my leg, and... - Obviously. Obviously. - Because of my feet and my leg, and... - Obviously. Obviously.
660 00:24:28,798 00:24:31,708 - Yeah. - ...and the alignment in my spine, so... - Yeah. - ...and the alignment in my spine, so...
661 00:24:31,798 00:24:33,508 I'll take very good care of it. I'll take very good care of it.
662 00:24:33,588 00:24:35,508 Well, I've never lent it to anyone before, Well, I've never lent it to anyone before,
663 00:24:35,588 00:24:37,854 but let me just explain to you what it is. This goes in your car. but let me just explain to you what it is. This goes in your car.
664 00:24:37,878 00:24:39,402 You don't take it down. It just stays up on the mirror. You don't take it down. It just stays up on the mirror.
665 00:24:39,426 00:24:40,354 Right. Stays up on the mirror. Right. Stays up on the mirror.
666 00:24:40,378 00:24:42,458 - Got it. Yeah. Right. - Yeah. There's no lock. - Got it. Yeah. Right. - Yeah. There's no lock.
667 00:24:42,548 00:24:46,168 And you'll see that there's a person in a wheelchair. That's not me. And you'll see that there's a person in a wheelchair. That's not me.
668 00:24:46,258 00:24:48,338 I didn't think it was you, Wally. I didn't think it was you, Wally.
669 00:24:48,418 00:24:50,568 The number is G921BR7... The number is G921BR7...
670 00:24:50,593 00:24:52,064 Yeah, you don't have to read the number. I see it. Yeah, you don't have to read the number. I see it.
671 00:24:52,088 00:24:52,986 But if they ask you. But if they ask you.
672 00:24:53,011 00:24:55,482 If they ask me, yeah, I'll read it out there. Yeah. If they ask me, yeah, I'll read it out there. Yeah.
673 00:24:55,548 00:24:57,458 - G-9-2-1-B-R-7-9. - Okay. - G-9-2-1-B-R-7-9. - Okay.
674 00:24:57,548 00:24:59,088 I think we're good. I think I got it. I think we're good. I think I got it.
675 00:25:01,668 00:25:03,548 - All right. - Thank you. - All right. - Thank you.
676 00:25:03,628 00:25:05,258 - I'll see you when you get back. - Okay. - I'll see you when you get back. - Okay.
677 00:25:10,088 00:25:11,548 Leon! Leon!
678 00:25:11,628 00:25:14,208 Leon, where are you? Leon, where are you?
679 00:25:14,298 00:25:15,458 I got it! I got it!
680 00:25:15,548 00:25:17,298 - I got it! - Hey, I'm back here. - I got it! - Hey, I'm back here.
681 00:25:17,378 00:25:18,838 Look what I got! Look what I got!
682 00:25:18,918 00:25:20,878 - LEON: Woo, what the fuck? - I'm gonna go change. - LEON: Woo, what the fuck? - I'm gonna go change.
683 00:25:20,918 00:25:23,104 - We're gonna have some fun. - You're goddamned right, we are. - We're gonna have some fun. - You're goddamned right, we are.
684 00:25:23,128 00:25:26,458 Hit the fuckin' lottery. The fuckin' handicapped lottery, Larry. Hit the fuckin' lottery. The fuckin' handicapped lottery, Larry.
685 00:25:27,628 00:25:30,208 - LEON: Woo! Whoa! - LARRY: Here we go. - LEON: Woo! Whoa! - LARRY: Here we go.
686 00:25:30,298 00:25:31,758 We got the placard. Let's use it. We got the placard. Let's use it.
687 00:25:31,838 00:25:33,838 LEON: The sky's the motherfuckin' limit. (CHUCKLES) LEON: The sky's the motherfuckin' limit. (CHUCKLES)
688 00:25:35,458 00:25:37,338 Oh, no. No. No. Oh, no. No. No.
689 00:25:37,418 00:25:39,008 You're not gonna do this a second time. You're not gonna do this a second time.
690 00:25:39,088 00:25:41,378 - LEON: Is that a hobbit? - JANE: No way! - LEON: Is that a hobbit? - JANE: No way!
691 00:25:42,128 00:25:44,258 Aah, to hell with you. Aah, to hell with you.
692 00:25:44,338 00:25:45,798 (LAUGHS) (LAUGHS)
693 00:25:48,128 00:25:49,258 Oh, shit. Oh, shit.
694 00:25:49,338 00:25:51,838 Throw that shit on. (CLEARS THROAT LOUDLY) Throw that shit on. (CLEARS THROAT LOUDLY)
695 00:25:51,918 00:25:54,258 Excuse me. Got a placard, there. Excuse me. Got a placard, there.
696 00:25:54,338 00:25:56,798 Ah! I am so sorry, sir. Okay? Ah! I am so sorry, sir. Okay?
697 00:25:56,878 00:26:00,008 - LARRY: Yeah. - No problem. Have a great day. - LARRY: Yeah. - No problem. Have a great day.
698 00:26:01,258 00:26:03,708 You know what? I just might take a lead pipe to your leg You know what? I just might take a lead pipe to your leg
699 00:26:03,798 00:26:05,354 so we can get one of these all the time. so we can get one of these all the time.
700 00:26:05,378 00:26:07,048 - (LEON LAUGHS) - What's next? - (LEON LAUGHS) - What's next?
701 00:26:07,128 00:26:09,088 LEON: This arcade is doing big business. LEON: This arcade is doing big business.
702 00:26:09,168 00:26:13,168 LARRY: What is this? Oh, yeah. I know. Oh, see? LARRY: What is this? Oh, yeah. I know. Oh, see?
703 00:26:13,258 00:26:14,548 Thank you. Thank you.
704 00:26:14,628 00:26:16,588 - LEON: Yeah! - (LARRY LAUGHS) - LEON: Yeah! - (LARRY LAUGHS)
705 00:26:16,668 00:26:18,798 LARRY: This thing. Wow. LARRY: This thing. Wow.
706 00:26:18,878 00:26:20,984 - Turn, turn, Larry! We gotta turn! - LARRY: I am turning! - Turn, turn, Larry! We gotta turn! - LARRY: I am turning!
707 00:26:21,008 00:26:22,798 (BOTH YELLING) (BOTH YELLING)
708 00:26:22,878 00:26:24,208 (GRUNTS) (GRUNTS)
709 00:26:24,298 00:26:25,708 LEON: Ooh! LEON: Ooh!
710 00:26:26,758 00:26:29,048 (SIGHS) We got 287 tickets. (SIGHS) We got 287 tickets.
711 00:26:29,128 00:26:31,208 Let me get that Wiffle ball, bat right there. Let me get that Wiffle ball, bat right there.
712 00:26:31,298 00:26:34,958 For my man, right there. Yeah, he gon' love that shit. For my man, right there. Yeah, he gon' love that shit.
713 00:26:35,048 00:26:37,128 - That's for you. - Ah! - That's for you. - Ah!
714 00:26:37,208 00:26:38,798 - Yeah. - Matzo scented. - Yeah. - Matzo scented.
715 00:26:38,878 00:26:40,258 See that? See that?
716 00:26:41,088 00:26:43,418 - LEON: Yeah. - All right. - LEON: Yeah. - All right.
717 00:26:43,508 00:26:45,168 Ha, ha, ha. Ha, ha, ha.
718 00:26:45,258 00:26:46,418 (SUSIE HUMMING) (SUSIE HUMMING)
719 00:26:46,508 00:26:47,708 Where are you going? Where are you going?
720 00:26:47,798 00:26:50,008 - Uh, hitting some balls at the range. - Uh-huh. - Uh, hitting some balls at the range. - Uh-huh.
721 00:26:50,088 00:26:53,418 Listen, I, uh, made, uh, dinner plans with Dr. Holzer. Listen, I, uh, made, uh, dinner plans with Dr. Holzer.
722 00:26:53,508 00:26:54,958 - When? - For the, uh, 20th. - When? - For the, uh, 20th.
723 00:26:55,048 00:26:57,338 No. Absolutely not. Cancel. No. Absolutely not. Cancel.
724 00:26:57,418 00:27:00,048 - But... - Cancel. - But... - Cancel.
725 00:27:06,088 00:27:09,258 - LARRY: Hey, Look who's there! - That's that racist motherfucker? - LARRY: Hey, Look who's there! - That's that racist motherfucker?
726 00:27:09,338 00:27:11,258 Yeah, and he's got the cups! Yeah, and he's got the cups!
727 00:27:11,838 00:27:13,168 We're in business. We're in business.
728 00:27:13,258 00:27:15,708 - (BARKING) - Whoa, whoa, whoa. - (BARKING) - Whoa, whoa, whoa.
729 00:27:16,298 00:27:18,168 BORIS: Whoa. Hey, hey. BORIS: Whoa. Hey, hey.
730 00:27:18,258 00:27:20,588 (GROWLING) (GROWLING)
731 00:27:20,668 00:27:22,418 - (SNARLS) - Heil Hitler! - (SNARLS) - Heil Hitler!
732 00:27:22,508 00:27:24,208 (WHIMPERS) (WHIMPERS)
733 00:27:24,298 00:27:27,418 Yes, that's a good boy. Yes, that's a good boy.
734 00:27:27,508 00:27:31,048 Who's a good Adolf? Ooh! Who's a good Adolf? Ooh!
735 00:27:36,208 00:27:39,298 - LARRY: Wow. All these? - Mm-hmm. - LARRY: Wow. All these? - Mm-hmm.
736 00:27:39,378 00:27:40,758 - So fast. - I know. - So fast. - I know.
737 00:27:40,838 00:27:43,128 - That was amazing. - They're done. - That was amazing. - They're done.
738 00:27:43,208 00:27:46,008 I looked at a spectrum of colors, but I decided to go with white. I looked at a spectrum of colors, but I decided to go with white.
739 00:27:46,088 00:27:47,508 It's the best. It's the best.
740 00:27:47,588 00:27:49,378 Good choice. I like this. Good choice. I like this.
741 00:27:49,458 00:27:50,838 This is smart. You know? This is smart. You know?
742 00:27:50,918 00:27:52,668 And I just made it smarter. And I just made it smarter.
743 00:27:52,758 00:27:55,048 By giving it a power saucer. By giving it a power saucer.
744 00:27:55,128 00:27:55,983 Wow. Wow.
745 00:27:56,008 00:27:58,572 And this is where you get the juice for the battery. And this is where you get the juice for the battery.
746 00:27:58,628 00:27:59,878 This is so impressive. This is so impressive.
747 00:27:59,958 00:28:03,918 Finally, a solution to cold coffee. Finally, a solution to cold coffee.
748 00:28:05,208 00:28:06,418 Yeah. Yeah.
749 00:28:08,168 00:28:10,298 (GROWLS) (GROWLS)
750 00:28:12,008 00:28:14,508 (GROWLS, BARKS) (GROWLS, BARKS)
751 00:28:14,588 00:28:16,918 - LARRY: Hey, hey! - Nein! Halt! Adolf, halt! - LARRY: Hey, hey! - Nein! Halt! Adolf, halt!
752 00:28:17,008 00:28:18,378 - Nein! - (ADOLF GROWLING) - Nein! - (ADOLF GROWLING)
753 00:28:18,458 00:28:20,258 - LARRY: Adolf! - BORIS: Nein! Halt! - LARRY: Adolf! - BORIS: Nein! Halt!
754 00:28:20,338 00:28:22,298 (SHOUTING): Guter Hund! Nein! (SHOUTING): Guter Hund! Nein!
755 00:28:23,418 00:28:25,628 Adolf! (SPEAKS GERMAN) Adolf! (SPEAKS GERMAN)
756 00:28:30,128 00:28:32,758 - Was this important? - (ADOLF BARKS) - Was this important? - (ADOLF BARKS)
757 00:28:32,838 00:28:34,878 (KNOCKING) (KNOCKING)
758 00:28:36,838 00:28:38,668 - LARRY: Hey. - Hey, I'm back. - LARRY: Hey. - Hey, I'm back.
759 00:28:38,758 00:28:39,588 Yeah! Yeah!
760 00:28:39,668 00:28:41,958 Had a good trip, a lot of fun. Had a good trip, a lot of fun.
761 00:28:42,048 00:28:43,458 Great. Great. Great. Great.
762 00:28:43,548 00:28:45,298 The placard. The placard.
763 00:28:46,668 00:28:48,418 - Ah. - I need it. - Ah. - I need it.
764 00:28:48,508 00:28:50,128 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
765 00:28:50,208 00:28:53,508 A little problem with the placard. A little problem with the placard.
766 00:28:53,918 00:28:55,588 The dog ate it. The dog ate it.
767 00:28:55,668 00:28:57,418 What dog? What dog?
768 00:28:57,508 00:28:58,758 Adolf? Adolf?
769 00:28:58,838 00:29:00,758 Adolf. So this is the best excuse Adolf. So this is the best excuse
770 00:29:00,838 00:29:03,378 - you can come up with? - I'm telling you the truth. - you can come up with? - I'm telling you the truth.
771 00:29:03,458 00:29:06,008 That's what Adolf wanted to eat is... plastic? That's what Adolf wanted to eat is... plastic?
772 00:29:06,088 00:29:07,918 Well, he wanted to eat the Star of David, Well, he wanted to eat the Star of David,
773 00:29:08,008 00:29:09,838 which was right in front of the placard. which was right in front of the placard.
774 00:29:09,918 00:29:13,378 The placard was collateral damage. The placard was collateral damage.
775 00:29:13,878 00:29:16,298 - Sorry. - Are you stealing it? I need it... - Sorry. - Are you stealing it? I need it...
776 00:29:16,378 00:29:17,939 No, I'm not stealing it. I'm telling you the truth. No, I'm not stealing it. I'm telling you the truth.
777 00:29:17,963 00:29:18,482 ...to park. ...to park.
778 00:29:18,548 00:29:21,378 You want to see it? You want to see what I'm talking about? You want to see it? You want to see what I'm talking about?
779 00:29:22,588 00:29:24,168 (SIGHS) (SIGHS)
780 00:29:24,258 00:29:26,338 There was a lot more to it, but it all crumpled There was a lot more to it, but it all crumpled
781 00:29:26,418 00:29:27,878 and fell apart, and... and fell apart, and...
782 00:29:27,958 00:29:30,168 I really need that to park. I really need that to park.
783 00:29:30,258 00:29:32,798 - Let me buy you a new one. - If you don't mind, yes. - Let me buy you a new one. - If you don't mind, yes.
784 00:29:32,878 00:29:34,298 No, I don't mind at all. No, I don't mind at all.
785 00:29:34,378 00:29:36,878 - Go down to the DMV. - Yeah. - Go down to the DMV. - Yeah.
786 00:29:36,958 00:29:39,878 - And say it got misplaced. - I, I know what to say. - And say it got misplaced. - I, I know what to say.
787 00:29:39,958 00:29:42,128 The number is G92... The number is G92...
788 00:29:42,208 00:29:43,878 - Just, just text it to me. - Okay. - Just, just text it to me. - Okay.
789 00:29:43,958 00:29:46,298 - I will text you the number. G92... - Okay. - I will text you the number. G92... - Okay.
790 00:29:46,378 00:29:47,575 Well, if you're going to text it to Well, if you're going to text it to
791 00:29:47,599 00:29:48,894 me, there's no reason to repeat it, me, there's no reason to repeat it,
792 00:29:48,918 00:29:50,684 - 'cause I'm not going to remember it. - Okay. - 'cause I'm not going to remember it. - Okay.
793 00:29:50,708 00:29:53,548 So once you fill that out, they'll give you a temporary pass. So once you fill that out, they'll give you a temporary pass.
794 00:29:53,628 00:29:55,274 - Okay. Here you go. - But the number will be different - Okay. Here you go. - But the number will be different
795 00:29:55,298 00:29:57,524 - 'cause it'll be a "T" for temporary. - Right, temporary. - 'cause it'll be a "T" for temporary. - Right, temporary.
796 00:29:57,548 00:29:59,798 - So, it's T921... - Okay. Don't worry about it. - So, it's T921... - Okay. Don't worry about it.
797 00:29:59,878 00:30:01,548 I'll get the placard. As soon as I get it, I'll get the placard. As soon as I get it,
798 00:30:01,628 00:30:03,394 I'll go to your house and give you the placard. I'll go to your house and give you the placard.
799 00:30:03,418 00:30:05,314 There's no more to be said about it. Here you go. There's no more to be said about it. Here you go.
800 00:30:05,338 00:30:08,418 - Okay. Great. All right. - All right. Sorry, again. - Okay. Great. All right. - All right. Sorry, again.
801 00:30:17,758 00:30:19,668 Why are you going in a circle? Why are you going in a circle?
802 00:30:19,758 00:30:22,088 You could have just walked backwards. You could have just walked backwards.
803 00:30:23,088 00:30:25,298 Easier to go down stairs this way. Easier to go down stairs this way.
804 00:30:26,668 00:30:27,838 It's easy. It's easy.
805 00:30:27,918 00:30:29,378 Quick. Ah. Quick. Ah.
806 00:30:29,458 00:30:31,418 And we're down. And we're down.
807 00:30:33,628 00:30:35,588 Can't find my cell phone. Can't find my cell phone.
808 00:30:35,668 00:30:37,548 - Really? - Yeah. - Really? - Yeah.
809 00:30:37,628 00:30:40,008 Huh. Did you ask Susie? Huh. Did you ask Susie?
810 00:30:40,088 00:30:41,548 She don't know where it is. She don't know where it is.
811 00:30:41,628 00:30:43,298 All right. You're up. All right. You're up.
812 00:30:43,378 00:30:44,758 You know what? You know what?
813 00:30:44,838 00:30:46,628 You, you go first. You, you go first.
814 00:30:46,708 00:30:49,088 - Wha... What's with you? - Out of breath. - Wha... What's with you? - Out of breath.
815 00:30:49,168 00:30:51,208 - Out of breath? - Yeah. - Out of breath? - Yeah.
816 00:30:51,298 00:30:52,838 Five steps. Five steps.
817 00:30:52,918 00:30:54,958 Just telling you, I'm out of breath. Just telling you, I'm out of breath.
818 00:30:55,048 00:30:56,708 (SIGHS) (SIGHS)
819 00:30:57,128 00:30:59,258 How've things been with you and Susie? How've things been with you and Susie?
820 00:30:59,338 00:31:01,588 She's been great. Out of nowhere. She's been great. Out of nowhere.
821 00:31:01,668 00:31:03,208 But I'm gonna go with it. But I'm gonna go with it.
822 00:31:03,708 00:31:05,378 She even asked me out to dinner tonight. She even asked me out to dinner tonight.
823 00:31:05,458 00:31:09,458 - I'm meeting her at Scopa. - Hmm. Really? - I'm meeting her at Scopa. - Hmm. Really?
824 00:31:09,548 00:31:10,588 Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
825 00:31:10,668 00:31:13,918 JEFF (PANTING): She's been a doll. JEFF (PANTING): She's been a doll.
826 00:31:14,008 00:31:17,588 When have I ever said that about Susie? When have I ever said that about Susie?
827 00:31:17,668 00:31:20,314 - LARRY: Hey, Wally, it's Larry. - WALLY (OVER PHONE): Hey. How's it going? - LARRY: Hey, Wally, it's Larry. - WALLY (OVER PHONE): Hey. How's it going?
828 00:31:20,338 00:31:21,707 I need you to do me a big favor. I need you to do me a big favor.
829 00:31:21,732 00:31:23,442 Remember that woman we were following? Remember that woman we were following?
830 00:31:23,508 00:31:24,838 Uh, yes. Uh, yes.
831 00:31:24,918 00:31:26,934 LARRY (OVER PHONE): Well, she's giving a surprise party LARRY (OVER PHONE): Well, she's giving a surprise party
832 00:31:26,958 00:31:29,878 for her husband tonight at Scopa at 7:20. for her husband tonight at Scopa at 7:20.
833 00:31:29,958 00:31:32,918 I need you to wait in front of the restaurant, and when he walks up, I need you to wait in front of the restaurant, and when he walks up,
834 00:31:33,008 00:31:35,758 tell him that there's a surprise party inside for him. tell him that there's a surprise party inside for him.
835 00:31:35,838 00:31:37,668 Why do you want me to ruin a surprise? Why do you want me to ruin a surprise?
836 00:31:37,758 00:31:39,144 LARRY: Because he has a heart condition. LARRY: Because he has a heart condition.
837 00:31:39,168 00:31:40,854 And this could be a matter of life and death. And this could be a matter of life and death.
838 00:31:40,878 00:31:42,208 Why can't I just call him? Why can't I just call him?
839 00:31:42,298 00:31:44,128 Because he has no cell phone. He lost it. Because he has no cell phone. He lost it.
840 00:31:44,208 00:31:45,450 I don't know if I have the right clothes I don't know if I have the right clothes
841 00:31:45,474 00:31:46,564 for it. Should I wear a, a jack...? for it. Should I wear a, a jack...?
842 00:31:46,588 00:31:48,274 LARRY: It doesn't matter. You're not going to the party. LARRY: It doesn't matter. You're not going to the party.
843 00:31:48,298 00:31:50,458 You're just waiting outside and telling him about it. You're just waiting outside and telling him about it.
844 00:31:50,548 00:31:51,918 What does this person look like? What does this person look like?
845 00:31:52,008 00:31:54,258 I'm gonna send you a picture and all the information. I'm gonna send you a picture and all the information.
846 00:31:54,338 00:31:56,088 Everything you need to know. I'll text you. Everything you need to know. I'll text you.
847 00:31:56,168 00:31:57,798 Okay, and you have my number, right? Okay, and you have my number, right?
848 00:31:57,878 00:32:00,798 Of course I have your number! How else could I have called? Of course I have your number! How else could I have called?
849 00:32:00,878 00:32:03,128 What's wrong? Buddy. What's wrong? Buddy.
850 00:32:03,208 00:32:05,628 SUSIE: Okay, he's gonna be here soon. SUSIE: Okay, he's gonna be here soon.
851 00:32:05,708 00:32:08,088 Everybody, lots of noise. Lots of noise. Everybody, lots of noise. Lots of noise.
852 00:32:08,168 00:32:10,508 Hi. Here you go. Noise. Hi. Here you go. Noise.
853 00:32:10,588 00:32:13,088 Big, loud booming noise. Big, loud booming noise.
854 00:32:13,168 00:32:15,338 - Lar. - Big, loud, booming noise. - Lar. - Big, loud, booming noise.
855 00:32:15,418 00:32:16,984 - Yeah. - That's what you want, don't you? - Yeah. - That's what you want, don't you?
856 00:32:17,008 00:32:18,628 The louder, the better. The louder, the better.
857 00:32:18,708 00:32:19,894 I don't know what you're thinking, I don't know what you're thinking,
858 00:32:19,918 00:32:21,184 - but you're delusional. - LARRY: Yeah. - but you're delusional. - LARRY: Yeah.
859 00:32:21,208 00:32:22,708 - Leon, so nice to see you. - Yeah. - Leon, so nice to see you. - Yeah.
860 00:32:22,798 00:32:24,894 Thank you for coming. He'll be here soon. Lots of noise. Thank you for coming. He'll be here soon. Lots of noise.
861 00:32:24,918 00:32:25,429 Lots of noise. Lots of noise.
862 00:32:25,453 00:32:27,024 Fuckin' see what you're talking about, now. Fuckin' see what you're talking about, now.
863 00:32:27,048 00:32:29,088 - You see it, right? - Oh, fuck yeah, I see it. - You see it, right? - Oh, fuck yeah, I see it.
864 00:32:29,168 00:32:31,758 - That's some shit. - But guess what? - That's some shit. - But guess what?
865 00:32:31,838 00:32:33,918 - Mm-hmm. - It's not gonna happen. - Mm-hmm. - It's not gonna happen.
866 00:32:34,008 00:32:35,878 I got a guy outside. I got a guy outside.
867 00:32:35,958 00:32:38,168 - Mm. - Who's gonna tell Jeff - Mm. - Who's gonna tell Jeff
868 00:32:38,258 00:32:40,378 it's a surprise. it's a surprise.
869 00:32:46,588 00:32:48,403 Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. What are you doing? Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. What are you doing?
870 00:32:48,428 00:32:49,032 (KNOCKS) (KNOCKS)
871 00:32:49,088 00:32:50,768 Hey, you can't park here. It's handicapped. Hey, you can't park here. It's handicapped.
872 00:32:50,798 00:32:53,838 - Sir, I have a walker. I can park here. - Where's your placard? - Sir, I have a walker. I can park here. - Where's your placard?
873 00:32:53,918 00:32:56,008 I usually have one. It's just, I usually have one. It's just,
874 00:32:56,088 00:32:57,984 - a friend of mine borrowed it, and... - No, no, no. - a friend of mine borrowed it, and... - No, no, no.
875 00:32:58,008 00:32:59,848 If you don't have one now, you can't park here. If you don't have one now, you can't park here.
876 00:32:59,918 00:33:02,958 - Come on. Now. Let's go. - (WALLY STAMMERING) - Come on. Now. Let's go. - (WALLY STAMMERING)
877 00:33:03,048 00:33:04,918 Come on. Come on.
878 00:33:07,048 00:33:08,298 Hey, Chris. Hey, Chris.
879 00:33:08,378 00:33:10,088 - How you doing? - Hey, hey. How are you? - How you doing? - Hey, hey. How are you?
880 00:33:10,168 00:33:10,940 Larry. Larry.
881 00:33:10,964 00:33:12,064 Hey, Larry. Larry. That's right. Jeff's friend. Hey, Larry. Larry. That's right. Jeff's friend.
882 00:33:12,088 00:33:13,628 - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Yeah. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Yeah.
883 00:33:13,708 00:33:16,088 - You playing tonight? - Yeah, I'm gonna sing some songs. - You playing tonight? - Yeah, I'm gonna sing some songs.
884 00:33:16,168 00:33:17,548 - Really? - Yeah. - Really? - Yeah.
885 00:33:17,628 00:33:18,798 Want to sing one with me? Want to sing one with me?
886 00:33:18,878 00:33:21,378 I'll probably leave before you get on. I'll probably leave before you get on.
887 00:33:21,458 00:33:23,338 I mean, people pay a lot of money to see us. I mean, people pay a lot of money to see us.
888 00:33:23,418 00:33:24,816 Yeah, I know. I don't like to stay Yeah, I know. I don't like to stay
889 00:33:24,841 00:33:26,402 around too long for stuff like that. around too long for stuff like that.
890 00:33:26,458 00:33:28,098 I'm not gonna be able to look at everybody I'm not gonna be able to look at everybody
891 00:33:28,168 00:33:29,814 just looking at you like this and clapping and singing along. just looking at you like this and clapping and singing along.
892 00:33:29,838 00:33:31,878 - You don't wanna... - It's gonna be disgusting. - You don't wanna... - It's gonna be disgusting.
893 00:33:31,958 00:33:34,008 - You know? - I think it's just respect. - You know? - I think it's just respect.
894 00:33:34,088 00:33:35,758 (STAMMERS): Maybe I'll stay. (STAMMERS): Maybe I'll stay.
895 00:33:35,838 00:33:38,458 - Well, I'd prefer you didn't right now. - Yeah? (LAUGHS) - Well, I'd prefer you didn't right now. - Yeah? (LAUGHS)
896 00:33:38,548 00:33:39,588 Yeah. Yeah.
897 00:33:39,668 00:33:41,418 WALLY: Are you leaving? WALLY: Are you leaving?
898 00:33:42,338 00:33:43,708 Nobody's leaving. Nobody's leaving.
899 00:33:43,798 00:33:46,548 Oh, there's nothing. There's gotta be something. Oh, there's nothing. There's gotta be something.
900 00:33:46,628 00:33:48,878 No parking anytime. No parking anytime.
901 00:33:48,958 00:33:50,588 There's nowhere to park! There's nowhere to park!
902 00:33:50,668 00:33:52,628 Let me ask you a question. You're in your car. Let me ask you a question. You're in your car.
903 00:33:52,708 00:33:54,918 One of your songs comes on. What do you do? One of your songs comes on. What do you do?
904 00:33:55,008 00:33:56,548 - I pull over. - (LAUGHS) - I pull over. - (LAUGHS)
905 00:33:56,628 00:33:58,258 - You pull over? - Yeah. - You pull over? - Yeah.
906 00:33:58,338 00:33:59,548 - And you listen? - Yeah. - And you listen? - Yeah.
907 00:33:59,628 00:34:01,428 - You sing in the shower? - If I have company, - You sing in the shower? - If I have company,
908 00:34:01,458 00:34:02,838 I'll sing in the shower, yeah. I'll sing in the shower, yeah.
909 00:34:02,918 00:34:04,918 Why would you want to shower with another person? Why would you want to shower with another person?
910 00:34:05,008 00:34:07,418 The scents, and the aromas, and the... The scents, and the aromas, and the...
911 00:34:07,508 00:34:09,462 Uh, it seems like they could ruin a shower. Uh, it seems like they could ruin a shower.
912 00:34:09,486 00:34:10,387 Okay. Okay.
913 00:34:10,411 00:34:11,934 LARRY: Must be hard to get temperature consensus LARRY: Must be hard to get temperature consensus
914 00:34:11,958 00:34:14,258 - in a shower. - I mean, depends how you look at it. - in a shower. - I mean, depends how you look at it.
915 00:34:14,338 00:34:16,088 - Yeah. - Hey, hey, hey. - Yeah. - Hey, hey, hey.
916 00:34:16,168 00:34:17,418 - Hey. - Oh, hey. - Hey. - Oh, hey.
917 00:34:17,508 00:34:18,788 - I made it. - Yeah, you made it. - I made it. - Yeah, you made it.
918 00:34:18,838 00:34:20,394 - Great. - I got the new... I did the new... - Great. - I got the new... I did the new...
919 00:34:20,418 00:34:23,128 Yeah, you look terrific. This is uh, Chris Martin. Yeah, you look terrific. This is uh, Chris Martin.
920 00:34:23,208 00:34:24,418 Oh. Oh! Oh. Oh!
921 00:34:24,508 00:34:26,314 - Nice to meet you. Chris. - HOLZER: How are you? - Nice to meet you. Chris. - HOLZER: How are you?
922 00:34:26,338 00:34:27,628 - Doctor... - What's your name? - Doctor... - What's your name?
923 00:34:27,708 00:34:29,484 - Dr. Andrew Holzer. - Dr. Holzer. Andrew Holzer. - Dr. Andrew Holzer. - Dr. Holzer. Andrew Holzer.
924 00:34:29,508 00:34:31,548 - Uh, Rusty. Rusty Holzer. - CHRIS MARTIN: Rusty. - Uh, Rusty. Rusty Holzer. - CHRIS MARTIN: Rusty.
925 00:34:31,628 00:34:32,686 HOLZER: Yeah. (CHUCKLES) HOLZER: Yeah. (CHUCKLES)
926 00:34:32,711 00:34:34,782 You don't, with respect, look like a Rusty. You don't, with respect, look like a Rusty.
927 00:34:34,838 00:34:36,668 LARRY: Well, good to see ya. LARRY: Well, good to see ya.
928 00:34:36,758 00:34:38,418 - Good to see you. - Okay, man. - Good to see you. - Okay, man.
929 00:34:38,508 00:34:39,508 - All right. - Yeah. - All right. - Yeah.
930 00:34:39,588 00:34:40,758 So, um... So, um...
931 00:34:40,838 00:34:42,458 - You miss London? - No. - You miss London? - No.
932 00:34:42,548 00:34:43,878 No. I know it's there. No. I know it's there.
933 00:34:43,958 00:34:47,548 I love, the West En... the West End. Yeah. I love, the West En... the West End. Yeah.
934 00:34:49,208 00:34:50,668 Rusty. Rusty.
935 00:34:51,048 00:34:53,128 How are there no spots? How are there no spots?
936 00:34:53,208 00:34:54,918 Come on, please! Come on, please!
937 00:34:55,008 00:34:58,668 Something! Ah, there's a spot. (SOFTLY) Yes. Something! Ah, there's a spot. (SOFTLY) Yes.
938 00:35:08,878 00:35:11,358 Before that, though, I was in Oregon, a little residency there. Before that, though, I was in Oregon, a little residency there.
939 00:35:11,418 00:35:13,378 And then about a year in Carson City. And then about a year in Carson City.
940 00:35:13,458 00:35:15,604 - That was a whole different... - Maybe we should get ready for the, uh... - That was a whole different... - Maybe we should get ready for the, uh...
941 00:35:15,628 00:35:17,758 Oh. Oh, yeah, sure. But anyway... Oh. Oh, yeah, sure. But anyway...
942 00:35:18,208 00:35:21,008 (PANTING): Oh, God. (PANTING): Oh, God.
943 00:35:21,548 00:35:22,668 Do you have a card? Do you have a card?
944 00:35:22,758 00:35:24,758 - Come on, Wally. What the fuck? - Hey, Larry? - Come on, Wally. What the fuck? - Hey, Larry?
945 00:35:24,838 00:35:26,298 - Huh? - Larry. - Huh? - Larry.
946 00:35:26,378 00:35:28,048 Hey, Larry. We could trade, Hey, Larry. We could trade,
947 00:35:28,128 00:35:30,220 uh, 'cause my number's right there if you need, uh... uh, 'cause my number's right there if you need, uh...
948 00:35:30,245 00:35:31,245 LARRY: Jesus. LARRY: Jesus.
949 00:35:33,588 00:35:35,458 (GROANS) (GROANS)
950 00:35:45,008 00:35:46,208 (GRUNTS) (GRUNTS)
951 00:35:51,168 00:35:53,508 (HUSHED): He's here! Everybody quiet! Quiet! (HUSHED): He's here! Everybody quiet! Quiet!
952 00:35:53,588 00:35:56,048 Get your noise-blowers ready! He's here! Get your noise-blowers ready! He's here!
953 00:35:58,128 00:36:00,668 Oh! Uh, uh... uh, sir! Oh! Uh, uh... uh, sir!
954 00:36:00,758 00:36:03,378 Uh, Jeff? Don't go in there! Uh, Jeff? Don't go in there!
955 00:36:03,458 00:36:07,838 Uh, don't... Wait. Don't go in there. It's a... It's a... Uh, don't... Wait. Don't go in there. It's a... It's a...
956 00:36:07,918 00:36:11,048 All (YELLING): Surprise! All (YELLING): Surprise!
957 00:36:11,128 00:36:14,298 - (CHEERING) - (NOISEMAKERS BLOWING) - (CHEERING) - (NOISEMAKERS BLOWING)
958 00:36:17,208 00:36:18,298 Wow. Wow.
959 00:36:21,048 00:36:22,298 (MOUTHS): What? (MOUTHS): What?
960 00:36:22,378 00:36:23,958 Too bad. Too bad.
961 00:36:24,758 00:36:27,758 Look. He's so surprised. Look at his face. Look. He's so surprised. Look at his face.
962 00:36:27,838 00:36:29,628 - (CHEERING) - Holzer! - (CHEERING) - Holzer!
963 00:36:30,958 00:36:33,088 What the fuck are you doing here? What the fuck are you doing here?
964 00:36:33,168 00:36:35,918 Chris Martin, don't you dare talk to him. Chris Martin, don't you dare talk to him.
965 00:36:36,008 00:36:38,048 He was not invited! He was not invited!
966 00:36:38,128 00:36:39,548 We, uh, we had a dinner... We, uh, we had a dinner...
967 00:36:39,628 00:36:41,798 Oh, no. We canceled. We left you a message. Oh, no. We canceled. We left you a message.
968 00:36:41,878 00:36:43,598 - I didn't get the message. - You're a liar! - I didn't get the message. - You're a liar!
969 00:36:43,628 00:36:47,168 - Oh, no. I... Ow. Ow. - You are a liar! - Oh, no. I... Ow. Ow. - You are a liar!
970 00:36:47,548 00:36:49,458 - You're a liar. - Ow. Ow. Oh... - You're a liar. - Ow. Ow. Oh...
971 00:36:49,548 00:36:51,258 You're a liar! You're a liar!
972 00:36:51,338 00:36:52,708 (YELLING) (YELLING)
973 00:36:52,798 00:36:55,128 - LARRY: Oh! Oh! - Heart attack! - LARRY: Oh! Oh! - Heart attack!
974 00:36:55,208 00:36:57,088 - My heart. (GASPING) - LARRY: Rusty! - My heart. (GASPING) - LARRY: Rusty!
975 00:36:57,168 00:36:59,048 Rusty! Rusty!
976 00:36:59,758 00:37:01,458 Rusty! Rusty!
977 00:37:01,548 00:37:03,708 (THEME MUSIC PLAYING) (THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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