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1	00:00:54,788	00:00:57,222	Besides the constant urge and inability to pee...	Besides the constant urge and inability to pee...
2	00:00:57,290	00:00:59,087	Are there other symptoms?	Are there other symptoms?
3	00:01:08,835	00:01:10,700	I'll just have a look.	I'll just have a look.
4	00:01:12,272	00:01:14,069	Relax.	Relax.
5	00:01:21,347	00:01:23,713	God is so unfair.	God is so unfair.
6	00:01:23,783	00:01:25,808	I take the cable car every day,	I take the cable car every day,
7	00:01:25,885	00:01:28,319	but I've never seen you.	but I've never seen you.
8	00:01:28,388	00:01:31,687	Maybe I've been paying too much attention to the scenery.	Maybe I've been paying too much attention to the scenery.
9	00:01:31,758	00:01:33,487	What can I say? I'm a photographer.	What can I say? I'm a photographer.
10	00:01:33,560	00:01:35,255	My name is Xie Xiaomeng.	My name is Xie Xiaomeng.
11	00:01:35,328	00:01:37,455	You can just call me Charles.	You can just call me Charles.
12	00:01:37,764	00:01:39,561	Every time I look at the city	Every time I look at the city
13	00:01:39,632	00:01:41,623	from this angle...	from this angle...
14	00:01:41,701	00:01:46,070	I feel, so strongly, that the city is a mother.	I feel, so strongly, that the city is a mother.
15	00:01:46,139	00:01:48,767	And we're living inside her womb.	And we're living inside her womb.
16	00:01:48,842	00:01:49,774	Pervert!	Pervert!
17	00:01:49,843	00:01:52,641	I was just thinking about that when...	I was just thinking about that when...
18	00:01:52,712	00:01:55,613	I looked up and saw you.	I looked up and saw you.
19	00:01:56,116	00:02:00,382	Something about you touched me deeply.	Something about you touched me deeply.
20	00:02:00,453	00:02:02,853	You know what it is?	You know what it is?
21	00:02:02,922	00:02:08,588	Maternal spirit. The glorious aroma of maternal spirit.	Maternal spirit. The glorious aroma of maternal spirit.
22	00:02:34,053	00:02:35,042	Miss Li, is this the jade tiling	Miss Li, is this the jade tiling
23	00:02:35,121	00:02:36,554	we originally used?	we originally used?
24	00:02:36,623	00:02:38,488	Yes, you liked it so much!	Yes, you liked it so much!
25	00:02:38,558	00:02:40,617	You wanted to build the men's room entirely with jade.	You wanted to build the men's room entirely with jade.
26	00:02:40,693	00:02:42,058	Bring it down, bring it all down!	Bring it down, bring it all down!
27	00:02:42,128	00:02:42,822	Bring this stone to Master Zhang	Bring this stone to Master Zhang
28	00:02:42,896	00:02:44,488	so he can examine it.	so he can examine it.
29	00:02:44,564	00:02:45,724	Hurry up, bring it down!	Hurry up, bring it down!
30	00:02:45,798	00:02:46,628	Bring it all down!	Bring it all down!
31	00:02:46,699	00:02:49,668	Get moving! We don't want any trouble.	Get moving! We don't want any trouble.
32	00:02:51,671	00:02:53,138	Ah, Xie.	Ah, Xie.
33	00:02:53,206	00:02:54,230	You're really something!	You're really something!
34	00:02:54,307	00:02:56,332	We haven't been paid for eight months straight.	We haven't been paid for eight months straight.
35	00:02:56,409	00:02:59,037	Now that's really impressive!	Now that's really impressive!
36	00:02:59,112	00:03:00,443	What is it?	What is it?
37	00:03:02,115	00:03:05,448	Chairman Feng understands your situation.	Chairman Feng understands your situation.
38	00:03:05,718	00:03:07,447	He knows you can't pay back the loan.	He knows you can't pay back the loan.
39	00:03:07,520	00:03:10,045	Seeing as you already mortgaged the land to us,	Seeing as you already mortgaged the land to us,
40	00:03:10,123	00:03:13,889	Chairman Feng has drafted a contract,	Chairman Feng has drafted a contract,
41	00:03:13,960	00:03:16,952	So sign it, and we'll call it even.	So sign it, and we'll call it even.
42	00:03:17,597	00:03:18,655	I'm telling you,	I'm telling you,
43	00:03:18,731	00:03:20,221	Lay everyone off early,	Lay everyone off early,
44	00:03:20,300	00:03:21,733	Give them time to find a new job.	Give them time to find a new job.
45	00:03:21,801	00:03:24,269	Now that would be a good deed.	Now that would be a good deed.
46	00:03:24,337	00:03:26,271	Don't we still have another three weeks?	Don't we still have another three weeks?
47	00:03:26,339	00:03:30,571	What're you hollering about?	What're you hollering about?
48	00:03:31,177	00:03:32,439	Bring it down!	Bring it down!
49	00:03:35,114	00:03:37,912	Watch out!	Watch out!
50	00:03:39,052	00:03:41,350	Salute!	Salute!
51	00:03:42,288	00:03:46,088	You're so useless, really	You're so useless, really
52	00:03:47,794	00:03:50,319	I should just nuke you!	I should just nuke you!
53	00:03:51,898	00:03:53,695	I'm really gonna do it!	I'm really gonna do it!
54	00:04:05,445	00:04:06,878	What are you looking at?	What are you looking at?
55	00:04:07,814	00:04:08,712	Move!	Move!
56	00:04:14,821	00:04:16,015	Hello.	Hello.
57	00:04:16,356	00:04:17,550	Is that your truck?	Is that your truck?
58	00:04:17,624	00:04:19,148	You can't park here.	You can't park here.
59	00:04:19,225	00:04:21,022	Your driver's license, please.	Your driver's license, please.
60	00:04:27,800	00:04:29,097	And your business registration?	And your business registration?
61	00:04:30,703	00:04:33,137	They... They're in the car.	They... They're in the car.
62	00:04:35,074	00:04:36,735	Smoke?	Smoke?
63	00:04:36,809	00:04:38,674	No, thanks.	No, thanks.
64	00:04:39,779	00:04:44,648	We're moving house. If we can't park here,	We're moving house. If we can't park here,
65	00:04:44,717	00:04:46,014	Where can we park?	Where can we park?
66	00:04:48,621	00:04:50,851	We really have no idea.	We really have no idea.
67	00:04:51,291	00:04:53,953	C'mon, give us a break.	C'mon, give us a break.
68	00:05:03,269	00:05:05,464	Rules are rules, even if you're moving.	Rules are rules, even if you're moving.
69	00:05:05,538	00:05:06,562	Go!	Go!
70	00:05:11,544	00:05:13,034	This job is fucked.	This job is fucked.
71	00:05:20,620	00:05:21,882	Some people got to learn the hard way.	Some people got to learn the hard way.
72	00:05:21,954	00:05:22,921	Dumb shit!	Dumb shit!
73	00:05:42,842	00:05:44,173	Son of a bitch!	Son of a bitch!
74	00:05:45,011	00:05:46,410	The winning numbers for the 5th prize are...	The winning numbers for the 5th prize are...
75	00:05:46,479	00:05:52,145	...61... 61... 40...	...61... 61... 40...
76	00:05:53,920	00:05:55,911	You'll be struck dead 8 times by lightning before you win anything,	You'll be struck dead 8 times by lightning before you win anything,
77	00:05:55,988	00:05:56,955	Forget about it!	Forget about it!
78	00:05:57,023	00:05:58,684	The doctor said you shouldn't even ride a bike,	The doctor said you shouldn't even ride a bike,
79	00:05:58,758	00:05:59,725	What are you doing driving a car?	What are you doing driving a car?
80	00:05:59,792	00:06:01,384	Aiya! Don't tell anyone.	Aiya! Don't tell anyone.
81	00:06:01,461	00:06:03,486	I'm practicing with the factory car.	I'm practicing with the factory car.
82	00:06:05,698	00:06:08,098	A precious jade stone was found	A precious jade stone was found
83	00:06:08,167	00:06:10,158	in a local handicraft factory...	in a local handicraft factory...
84	00:06:10,236	00:06:13,228	It's an extremely rare type of jade...	It's an extremely rare type of jade...
85	00:06:13,306	00:06:15,797	Bao, they're talking about us!	Bao, they're talking about us!
86	00:06:15,875	00:06:17,172	Are you nuts?	Are you nuts?
87	00:06:17,243	00:06:19,143	American dollars don't just fall from the sky!	American dollars don't just fall from the sky!
88	00:06:41,768	00:06:43,201	Bao! Up there!	Bao! Up there!
89	00:06:43,269	00:06:44,327	Cable car!	Cable car!
90	00:06:44,404	00:06:45,428	Hey!	Hey!
91	00:06:45,505	00:06:47,939	Why don't you just drop dead inside there!	Why don't you just drop dead inside there!
92	00:06:48,307	00:06:51,936	Or jump to your death!	Or jump to your death!
93	00:06:52,011	00:06:53,376	You must be looking for trouble	You must be looking for trouble
94	00:06:56,382	00:06:58,646	May your son be born with no asshole!	May your son be born with no asshole!
95	00:06:59,152	00:07:00,517	Gutsy!	Gutsy!
96	00:07:26,145	00:07:27,976	Gutsy! Very high-tech!	Gutsy! Very high-tech!
97	00:07:28,047	00:07:30,015	Auto pilot!	Auto pilot!
98	00:07:30,683	00:07:31,877	Can't you see?	Can't you see?
99	00:07:31,951	00:07:33,179	you Bump Me, you Weep	you Bump Me, you Weep
100	00:07:33,252	00:07:35,243	Don't drive if you can't, you retard!	Don't drive if you can't, you retard!
101	00:07:35,321	00:07:38,188	Hey! Mind your manners. Don't scold me!	Hey! Mind your manners. Don't scold me!
102	00:07:38,257	00:07:39,383	I'm scolding you, so what?	I'm scolding you, so what?
103	00:07:39,459	00:07:40,391	So bloody what?	So bloody what?
104	00:07:40,460	00:07:41,051	You smashed my car,	You smashed my car,
105	00:07:41,127	00:07:41,752	so I'm scolding you.	so I'm scolding you.
106	00:07:41,828	00:07:43,159	And I'll beat you up!	And I'll beat you up!
107	00:07:45,731	00:07:46,459	San Bao!	San Bao!
108	00:07:46,532	00:07:47,521	- Help! - San Bao!	- Help! - San Bao!
109	00:07:47,600	00:07:48,225	Help!	Help!
110	00:07:48,301	00:07:51,031	San Bao... San Bao.	San Bao... San Bao.
111	00:07:51,737	00:07:52,931	Officer, they hit me.	Officer, they hit me.
112	00:07:53,005	00:07:54,666	They smashed my car and hit me!	They smashed my car and hit me!
113	00:07:54,740	00:07:56,970	You want to handle it officially or privately?	You want to handle it officially or privately?
114	00:07:57,043	00:07:58,032	Privately, privately.	Privately, privately.
115	00:07:58,110	00:08:00,010	Privately, that'll do.	Privately, that'll do.
116	00:08:00,079	00:08:01,774	This will cost at least 8,000 yuan.	This will cost at least 8,000 yuan.
117	00:08:01,848	00:08:03,008	The headlight alone is 5,000.	The headlight alone is 5,000.
118	00:08:03,082	00:08:04,379	Give me the money!	Give me the money!
119	00:08:08,387	00:08:09,319	Hurry up! Hurry up!	Hurry up! Hurry up!
120	00:08:09,388	00:08:10,685	That's all I have.	That's all I have.
121	00:08:12,058	00:08:13,753	I've only got 3,000 yuan.	I've only got 3,000 yuan.
122	00:08:13,826	00:08:16,852	3,000! What if you run away?	3,000! What if you run away?
123	00:08:17,730	00:08:19,789	Give me your license.	Give me your license.
124	00:08:19,866	00:08:21,800	I'll return it once you've paid in full.	I'll return it once you've paid in full.
125	00:08:34,747	00:08:37,545	That's all we have for today.	That's all we have for today.
126	00:08:42,555	00:08:45,217	I only have 2,000 on my credit card.	I only have 2,000 on my credit card.
127	00:09:04,143	00:09:05,872	What are you drawing?	What are you drawing?
128	00:09:10,116	00:09:11,583	Think it through yet?	Think it through yet?
129	00:09:12,084	00:09:13,745	Think it through your ass!	Think it through your ass!
130	00:09:14,787	00:09:18,086	All these butts don't add up to one decent cigarette.	All these butts don't add up to one decent cigarette.
131	00:09:18,157	00:09:19,988	Besides, you don't even pay us.	Besides, you don't even pay us.
132	00:09:21,160	00:09:22,559	Why should I bother to think about it?	Why should I bother to think about it?
133	00:09:22,628	00:09:25,153	Look at this jade.	Look at this jade.
134	00:09:25,231	00:09:26,289	The one in the Palace Museum pales	The one in the Palace Museum pales
135	00:09:26,365	00:09:28,595	before ours.	before ours.
136	00:09:28,668	00:09:30,431	If it hadn't been for Master Zhang's sharp eyes,	If it hadn't been for Master Zhang's sharp eyes,
137	00:09:30,503	00:09:33,495	it'd still be sitting in the toilet.	it'd still be sitting in the toilet.
138	00:09:34,073	00:09:36,473	I'm planning a big exhibition,	I'm planning a big exhibition,
139	00:09:36,542	00:09:39,136	The jade on a podium, a song-and-dance number.	The jade on a podium, a song-and-dance number.
140	00:09:39,211	00:09:41,372	If the show turns out successful...	If the show turns out successful...
141	00:09:41,447	00:09:43,574	The jade will sell for a great price.	The jade will sell for a great price.
142	00:09:43,916	00:09:44,541	You're our only	You're our only
143	00:09:44,617	00:09:46,983	police academy graduate.	police academy graduate.
144	00:09:47,053	00:09:48,953	The future of 200 factory workers lies in your hands.	The future of 200 factory workers lies in your hands.
145	00:09:49,021	00:09:51,489	It's do or die. You've got to hang in there!	It's do or die. You've got to hang in there!
146	00:09:51,557	00:09:54,492	I studied to be a detective...	I studied to be a detective...
147	00:09:54,560	00:09:56,721	Not a security guard.	Not a security guard.
148	00:09:56,796	00:09:59,128	You should go to an insurance company.	You should go to an insurance company.
149	00:09:59,198	00:10:01,223	But the premium would cost a fortune.	But the premium would cost a fortune.
150	00:10:01,300	00:10:03,200	I'd rather save on that and pay the staff more.	I'd rather save on that and pay the staff more.
151	00:10:03,269	00:10:05,499	Isn't that better?	Isn't that better?
152	00:10:06,038	00:10:09,633	Okay, 4,800 yuan, 8 months' wages.	Okay, 4,800 yuan, 8 months' wages.
153	00:10:10,109	00:10:12,270	I'll pay! I'll pay everyone!	I'll pay! I'll pay everyone!
154	00:10:13,679	00:10:14,543	A precious stone hidden for 20 years	A precious stone hidden for 20 years
155	00:10:14,614	00:10:15,546	It's a hoax!	It's a hoax!
156	00:10:15,615	00:10:16,582	Even a gallstone God shits out	Even a gallstone God shits out
157	00:10:16,649	00:10:18,014	isn't worth 18 million.	isn't worth 18 million.
158	00:10:18,718	00:10:20,811	Cheap tricks!	Cheap tricks!
159	00:10:20,886	00:10:22,217	Don't get mad.	Don't get mad.
160	00:10:22,622	00:10:25,989	Look, I took his driver's license.	Look, I took his driver's license.
161	00:10:26,659	00:10:28,559	I don't care how you do it,	I don't care how you do it,
162	00:10:28,628	00:10:31,290	I want that piece of real estate.	I want that piece of real estate.
163	00:10:31,631	00:10:35,294	What if that stone suddenly disappears?	What if that stone suddenly disappears?
164	00:10:40,773	00:10:43,037	Fly, baby, fly!	Fly, baby, fly!
165	00:10:45,611	00:10:47,579	A consummate marksman!	A consummate marksman!
166	00:10:52,752	00:10:55,220	A real master! So low-key, so discreet!	A real master! So low-key, so discreet!
167	00:10:55,521	00:10:56,749	A tailor!	A tailor!
168	00:10:57,890	00:10:59,551	No, costume designer.	No, costume designer.
169	00:10:59,625	00:11:00,353	Let's get to the point:	Let's get to the point:
170	00:11:00,426	00:11:01,825	how much?	how much?
171	00:11:01,894	00:11:02,826	100,000 US.	100,000 US.
172	00:11:02,895	00:11:04,487	Should I book you a room?	Should I book you a room?
173	00:11:04,563	00:11:06,292	A car will do.	A car will do.
174	00:11:17,076	00:11:19,601	An exhibition should be held in an exhibition hall!	An exhibition should be held in an exhibition hall!
175	00:11:19,679	00:11:21,169	Not in a dump like this.	Not in a dump like this.
176	00:11:21,247	00:11:22,874	This is a tourist spot.	This is a tourist spot.
177	00:11:22,948	00:11:24,711	Too many people is high-risk.	Too many people is high-risk.
178	00:11:24,784	00:11:27,617	Detective work 101. Get it?	Detective work 101. Get it?
179	00:11:27,687	00:11:30,451	You're just a security guy watching over a stone.	You're just a security guy watching over a stone.
180	00:11:30,523	00:11:32,047	So what are you yapping about?	So what are you yapping about?
181	00:11:32,124	00:11:33,216	Detective work.	Detective work.
182	00:11:33,292	00:11:35,283	What we need is tourist business.	What we need is tourist business.
183	00:11:35,361	00:11:36,191	This way	This way
184	00:11:36,262	00:11:37,593	you even save on advertising.	you even save on advertising.
185	00:11:37,663	00:11:39,426	Yes, you save on advertising.	Yes, you save on advertising.
186	00:11:39,498	00:11:41,398	A rundown temple, its doors don't even close.	A rundown temple, its doors don't even close.
187	00:11:41,467	00:11:43,492	How can we make this place secure?	How can we make this place secure?
188	00:11:43,569	00:11:45,059	If we were doing this in the Great Hall of the People...	If we were doing this in the Great Hall of the People...
189	00:11:45,137	00:11:46,695	we wouldn't need you, would we?	we wouldn't need you, would we?
190	00:11:46,772	00:11:49,263	Stop this! Stop this arguing!	Stop this! Stop this arguing!
191	00:11:49,341	00:11:51,104	We're all here for one thing.	We're all here for one thing.
192	00:11:51,177	00:11:53,509	We're here to keep our jobs.	We're here to keep our jobs.
193	00:11:53,579	00:11:56,946	Bao, we've so many guys hanging around doing nothing,	Bao, we've so many guys hanging around doing nothing,
194	00:11:57,016	00:11:59,075	Go on, put together a security team.	Go on, put together a security team.
195	00:12:02,221	00:12:07,386	Dad...	Dad...
196	00:12:07,760	00:12:09,022	What now?	What now?
197	00:12:09,862	00:12:10,988	Aiya! I got in an accident!	Aiya! I got in an accident!
198	00:12:11,063	00:12:13,725	All you do is make my life difficult.	All you do is make my life difficult.
199	00:12:14,233	00:12:15,325	Ouch!	Ouch!
200	00:12:15,401	00:12:16,891	Quit hitting it!	Quit hitting it!
201	00:12:17,203	00:12:19,228	The bones are all right, but not the muscles.	The bones are all right, but not the muscles.
202	00:12:19,305	00:12:22,172	I crashed Xiao Si's car into a wall.	I crashed Xiao Si's car into a wall.
203	00:12:22,241	00:12:24,209	Xiao Si is still in the hospital.	Xiao Si is still in the hospital.
204	00:12:24,643	00:12:26,543	Another great job you've done!	Another great job you've done!
205	00:12:26,612	00:12:29,172	Go ahead, hit me! All you know is to hit me!	Go ahead, hit me! All you know is to hit me!
206	00:12:29,248	00:12:31,273	Xiao Si's still in the hospital!	Xiao Si's still in the hospital!
207	00:12:31,350	00:12:33,215	Please give me some money.	Please give me some money.
208	00:12:33,452	00:12:35,784	You good-for-nothing!	You good-for-nothing!
209	00:12:35,855	00:12:36,787	No money! Get lost!	No money! Get lost!
210	00:12:36,856	00:12:38,517	Xie! Xie!	Xie! Xie!
211	00:12:38,591	00:12:41,185	Don't get so angry with your son.	Don't get so angry with your son.
212	00:12:41,260	00:12:43,387	Dad, it's life and death.	Dad, it's life and death.
213	00:12:43,462	00:12:45,430	If he dies,	If he dies,
214	00:12:45,498	00:12:48,126	it's more than a matter of money.	it's more than a matter of money.
215	00:12:48,667	00:12:50,726	Sooner or later you'll drive me to the grave.	Sooner or later you'll drive me to the grave.
216	00:12:50,803	00:12:51,770	How much?	How much?
217	00:12:51,837	00:12:54,067	How about 5,000 yuan for starters?	How about 5,000 yuan for starters?
218	00:12:54,140	00:12:55,266	5,000?	5,000?
219	00:12:55,341	00:12:56,899	I'm not a money-printing machine!	I'm not a money-printing machine!
220	00:12:56,976	00:12:58,944	That's all I have.	That's all I have.
221	00:13:00,646	00:13:03,376	That's all? It's not enough.	That's all? It's not enough.
222	00:13:05,117	00:13:06,584	How about the credit card?	How about the credit card?
223	00:13:06,652	00:13:08,517	Credit card! I'll chop your head off!	Credit card! I'll chop your head off!
224	00:13:08,587	00:13:10,111	Xie, Xie!	Xie, Xie!
225	00:13:10,189	00:13:11,679	Don't use force!	Don't use force!
226	00:13:11,757	00:13:12,655	I'll chop it off!	I'll chop it off!
227	00:13:12,725	00:13:14,249	Okay, I'm going, I'm going.	Okay, I'm going, I'm going.
228	00:13:15,394	00:13:16,952	He's lost his mind.	He's lost his mind.
229	00:13:40,519	00:13:41,679	Are you done?	Are you done?
230	00:13:43,489	00:13:46,788	Romancing a girl takes money.	Romancing a girl takes money.
231	00:13:46,859	00:13:49,259	No money, no girl.	No money, no girl.
232	00:13:49,528	00:13:52,895	If you need money, ask your dad.	If you need money, ask your dad.
233	00:13:52,965	00:13:54,364	Tell your dad...	Tell your dad...
234	00:13:54,433	00:13:56,833	That you've been kidnapped.	That you've been kidnapped.
235	00:13:56,902	00:13:59,803	I can't imagine he'd abandon you.	I can't imagine he'd abandon you.
236	00:14:00,406	00:14:04,536	Fighting with your father - what fun!	Fighting with your father - what fun!
237	00:14:06,712	00:14:08,737	Okay, gotta go.	Okay, gotta go.
238	00:14:08,814	00:14:10,475	I'm in a meeting.	I'm in a meeting.
239	00:14:16,722	00:14:20,556	I'll kill you! I'll kill you!	I'll kill you! I'll kill you!
240	00:14:20,626	00:14:22,116	Help! Someone please help me!	Help! Someone please help me!
241	00:14:22,194	00:14:25,789	I'll kill you!	I'll kill you!
242	00:15:07,406	00:15:09,931	Watch it, will you?	Watch it, will you?
243	00:15:10,943	00:15:12,774	Sorry, Bro'!	Sorry, Bro'!
244	00:15:38,938	00:15:40,838	Sir...	Sir...
245	00:15:40,906	00:15:43,272	Can you tell me	Can you tell me
246	00:15:43,342	00:15:44,775	what it says here?	what it says here?
247	00:15:45,577	00:15:48,546	Hey man, you won! 50,000 yuan!	Hey man, you won! 50,000 yuan!
248	00:15:48,614	00:15:51,174	Oh, I won!	Oh, I won!
249	00:15:51,250	00:15:53,775	How do I claim the prize?	How do I claim the prize?
250	00:15:54,053	00:15:55,714	Look here.	Look here.
251	00:15:57,856	00:16:01,724	It says right here... Beijing!	It says right here... Beijing!
252	00:16:01,794	00:16:03,659	Beijing.	Beijing.
253	00:16:03,729	00:16:06,527	I've never been to Beijing. What should I do?	I've never been to Beijing. What should I do?
254	00:16:06,598	00:16:08,725	You can sell it to me.	You can sell it to me.
255	00:16:08,801	00:16:11,326	I've got, let's see... 5,000 yuan.	I've got, let's see... 5,000 yuan.
256	00:16:11,403	00:16:11,960	What do you say?	What do you say?
257	00:16:12,037	00:16:13,971	Hey, comrade...	Hey, comrade...
258	00:16:14,039	00:16:16,701	He wins fifty grand, and you give him 5,000...	He wins fifty grand, and you give him 5,000...
259	00:16:16,775	00:16:18,106	That's a rip-off.	That's a rip-off.
260	00:16:18,177	00:16:19,201	Hey, brother...	Hey, brother...
261	00:16:19,278	00:16:21,542	I'll give you 10,000 for it, deal?	I'll give you 10,000 for it, deal?
262	00:16:21,613	00:16:23,046	But it says 50,000 here.	But it says 50,000 here.
263	00:16:23,115	00:16:24,946	Let's get off. I'll get you the money	Let's get off. I'll get you the money
264	00:16:25,017	00:16:27,315	I have my credit card. 20,000!	I have my credit card. 20,000!
265	00:16:27,386	00:16:29,320	No credit card, I want cash.	No credit card, I want cash.
266	00:16:29,388	00:16:30,980	I have some cash here.	I have some cash here.
267	00:16:31,056	00:16:32,148	5,000 yuan.	5,000 yuan.
268	00:16:32,224	00:16:34,089	Lady, I don't have enough on me.	Lady, I don't have enough on me.
269	00:16:34,159	00:16:35,353	Let's be partners.	Let's be partners.
270	00:16:35,427	00:16:37,657	We buy it off him for 10,000,	We buy it off him for 10,000,
271	00:16:37,730	00:16:41,222	Then we claim the prize and split it 50-50.	Then we claim the prize and split it 50-50.
272	00:16:54,079	00:16:57,071	A whole morning's scamming and nothing to show for it.	A whole morning's scamming and nothing to show for it.
273	00:16:57,149	00:16:58,878	We're not pros at this.	We're not pros at this.
274	00:16:58,951	00:16:59,849	It's not working.	It's not working.
275	00:16:59,918	00:17:01,818	Screw this play-acting!	Screw this play-acting!
276	00:17:01,887	00:17:02,854	Like you said before...	Like you said before...
277	00:17:02,921	00:17:05,719	We could just do "snatch and run". Screw this!	We could just do "snatch and run". Screw this!
278	00:17:05,791	00:17:07,622	Or we go back to the moving business.	Or we go back to the moving business.
279	00:17:07,693	00:17:08,853	Move! Move! Move!	Move! Move! Move!
280	00:17:08,927	00:17:11,259	We'll end up moving to jail!	We'll end up moving to jail!
281	00:17:11,330	00:17:12,592	I still can't believe it.	I still can't believe it.
282	00:17:13,165	00:17:14,325	Next stop...	Next stop...
283	00:17:42,861	00:17:45,523	What? Why me again?	What? Why me again?
284	00:17:45,597	00:17:46,723	Big Bro'.	Big Bro'.
285	00:17:55,307	00:17:57,798	Guess who I am? You have 3 chances.	Guess who I am? You have 3 chances.
286	00:17:58,143	00:17:59,508	I think you've got the wrong person.	I think you've got the wrong person.
287	00:17:59,578	00:18:01,375	Wrong. 2 chances left.	Wrong. 2 chances left.
288	00:18:01,447	00:18:03,210	Mister, take your hands off me please.	Mister, take your hands off me please.
289	00:18:03,282	00:18:05,216	Alright, but don't open your eyes!	Alright, but don't open your eyes!
290	00:18:16,962	00:18:19,260	Stick it up your lungs!	Stick it up your lungs!
291	00:18:19,565	00:18:21,362	Robbery in broad daylight.	Robbery in broad daylight.
292	00:18:21,433	00:18:24,527	Heroic police officers injured...	Heroic police officers injured...
293	00:18:25,604	00:18:27,765	Young police officers lack experience.	Young police officers lack experience.
294	00:18:27,840	00:18:29,637	No experience at all.	No experience at all.
295	00:18:29,708	00:18:31,005	I say...	I say...
296	00:18:31,076	00:18:32,304	You can't be "civil and enlightened"	You can't be "civil and enlightened"
297	00:18:32,377	00:18:35,210	dealing with bad guys.	dealing with bad guys.
298	00:18:35,280	00:18:37,840	Carry a stash of ashes with you.	Carry a stash of ashes with you.
299	00:18:37,916	00:18:39,213	When you catch him...	When you catch him...
300	00:18:39,284	00:18:41,309	Throw them right in his face.	Throw them right in his face.
301	00:18:41,386	00:18:42,910	He can't escape.	He can't escape.
302	00:18:42,988	00:18:44,080	Bao, where should we set it up?	Bao, where should we set it up?
303	00:18:44,156	00:18:46,283	Facing the stage.	Facing the stage.
304	00:18:46,358	00:18:49,452	Do we have high voltage electricity?	Do we have high voltage electricity?
305	00:18:49,528	00:18:51,496	Who says we need electricity?	Who says we need electricity?
306	00:18:52,030	00:18:53,827	Use your brains!	Use your brains!
307	00:18:53,899	00:18:57,062	The thief who can outsmart me has yet to be born.	The thief who can outsmart me has yet to be born.
308	00:18:58,704	00:19:00,262	I asked you for a floor plan,	I asked you for a floor plan,
309	00:19:00,339	00:19:02,864	Not a work of art!	Not a work of art!
310	00:19:03,041	00:19:03,803	Bao.	Bao.
311	00:19:03,876	00:19:05,070	Hang it up.	Hang it up.
312	00:19:07,312	00:19:08,643	Bao, it's ready.	Bao, it's ready.
313	00:19:08,714	00:19:10,807	Hey! Can we have some order here?	Hey! Can we have some order here?
314	00:19:11,583	00:19:12,379	Okay.	Okay.
315	00:19:15,287	00:19:19,189	Stand in line!	Stand in line!
316	00:19:29,501	00:19:31,969	This thing may work for a toilet,	This thing may work for a toilet,
317	00:19:32,037	00:19:35,700	But as a security device, it's somewhat lacking.	But as a security device, it's somewhat lacking.
318	00:19:35,774	00:19:37,605	What if someone really comes to steal it?	What if someone really comes to steal it?
319	00:19:39,845	00:19:41,506	Can you open it or not?	Can you open it or not?
320	00:19:41,580	00:19:42,877	It's professional.	It's professional.
321	00:19:42,948	00:19:44,745	It sure looks professional.	It sure looks professional.
322	00:19:48,854	00:19:51,084	Hey, want to come out and play?	Hey, want to come out and play?
323	00:19:51,156	00:19:53,989	I don't have time, I'm working.	I don't have time, I'm working.
324	00:19:54,059	00:19:56,186	All you do is work.	All you do is work.
325	00:19:56,261	00:19:58,593	You completely ignore me.	You completely ignore me.
326	00:19:58,664	00:19:59,995	I'm in the middle of something.	I'm in the middle of something.
327	00:20:00,065	00:20:01,430	Liar!	Liar!
328	00:20:01,500	00:20:04,765	You promised to take me to Hong Kong for shopping.	You promised to take me to Hong Kong for shopping.
329	00:20:04,836	00:20:06,463	I already got my visa.	I already got my visa.
330	00:20:06,538	00:20:09,473	You women just don't get it...	You women just don't get it...
331	00:20:09,541	00:20:11,702	My career is poised to take off.	My career is poised to take off.
332	00:20:11,777	00:20:12,766	I can't just walk away from my work!	I can't just walk away from my work!
333	00:20:12,844	00:20:14,641	Liar!	Liar!
334	00:20:16,081	00:20:19,175	Here. Stop all the fuss.	Here. Stop all the fuss.
335	00:20:20,686	00:20:22,176	Such a nice briefcase.	Such a nice briefcase.
336	00:20:22,254	00:20:25,155	A pity! What a pity!	A pity! What a pity!
337	00:20:30,462	00:20:31,895	Bro', look.	Bro', look.
338	00:20:34,299	00:20:35,789	Bro', look.	Bro', look.
339	00:20:36,501	00:20:38,492	Awesome! 007!	Awesome! 007!
340	00:20:38,570	00:20:41,300	Or even 008!	Or even 008!
341	00:20:44,443	00:20:47,708	Hey - same line of work as us!	Hey - same line of work as us!
342	00:20:47,779	00:20:50,270	He came here for this.	He came here for this.
343	00:20:50,349	00:20:52,078	It's so clear!	It's so clear!
344	00:20:52,618	00:20:54,677	We're back in business.	We're back in business.
345	00:21:01,693	00:21:02,955	Open it.	Open it.
346	00:21:03,028	00:21:06,191	8 million, like winning two lotteries - after tax.	8 million, like winning two lotteries - after tax.
347	00:21:07,299	00:21:10,200	Here it's only worth 4,800 yuan.	Here it's only worth 4,800 yuan.
348	00:21:10,469	00:21:12,801	I'll give you 8,400 for it.	I'll give you 8,400 for it.
349	00:21:12,871	00:21:14,566	You are totally obsessed!	You are totally obsessed!
350	00:21:18,310	00:21:21,404	Look at you. You're blind!	Look at you. You're blind!
351	00:21:30,188	00:21:31,951	You almost screwed up big time.	You almost screwed up big time.
352	00:21:32,024	00:21:33,821	What's the matter?	What's the matter?
353	00:21:33,892	00:21:36,190	It's okay. Nothing.	It's okay. Nothing.
354	00:21:36,261	00:21:38,627	The light...	The light...
355	00:21:38,697	00:21:41,427	There's something wrong with this light.	There's something wrong with this light.
356	00:21:43,869	00:21:46,497	San Bao, get us that room over there.	San Bao, get us that room over there.
357	00:21:46,571	00:21:48,266	Now that's what I call surveillance.	Now that's what I call surveillance.
358	00:21:48,340	00:21:49,807	Zhao, take them to the room.	Zhao, take them to the room.
359	00:21:51,109	00:21:52,804	Told you, no toilets.	Told you, no toilets.
360	00:21:52,878	00:21:54,368	Look at that fancy shirt,	Look at that fancy shirt,
361	00:21:54,446	00:21:55,936	trying to be sexy, right?	trying to be sexy, right?
362	00:21:56,014	00:21:58,209	A rookie should keep a low profile, ya know?	A rookie should keep a low profile, ya know?
363	00:21:58,283	00:21:59,443	Low profile.	Low profile.
364	00:22:00,819	00:22:03,686	It's Baleno.	It's Baleno.
365	00:22:03,755	00:22:05,620	A famous brand. See how it stretches.	A famous brand. See how it stretches.
366	00:22:05,691	00:22:06,851	You can't tear it.	You can't tear it.
367	00:22:06,925	00:22:08,392	You want these skates?	You want these skates?
368	00:22:08,460	00:22:10,951	Command your army from a height, and all is within your grasp.	Command your army from a height, and all is within your grasp.
369	00:22:11,029	00:22:12,326	This is called...	This is called...
370	00:22:12,397	00:22:13,728	What?	What?
371	00:22:13,799	00:22:15,790	Know thine enemy, know thyself, and ne'er a battle lost.	Know thine enemy, know thyself, and ne'er a battle lost.
372	00:22:15,867	00:22:17,835	I thought it's "every battle won."	I thought it's "every battle won."
373	00:22:17,903	00:22:19,564	Same difference.	Same difference.
374	00:22:19,638	00:22:23,301	Wireless transmission, guarantees a clear view.	Wireless transmission, guarantees a clear view.
375	00:22:23,375	00:22:25,275	Starting tomorrow, throughout the exhibition period...	Starting tomorrow, throughout the exhibition period...
376	00:22:25,344	00:22:27,073	We'll keep a 24-hour watch.	We'll keep a 24-hour watch.
377	00:22:27,145	00:22:29,545	Keep your eyes open even when you're sleeping.	Keep your eyes open even when you're sleeping.
378	00:22:29,781	00:22:31,009	Ours is not a difficult trade.	Ours is not a difficult trade.
379	00:22:31,083	00:22:34,450	But to move up, you've gotta be intelligent.	But to move up, you've gotta be intelligent.
380	00:22:34,519	00:22:37,113	Exactly 10 meters. Quality guaranteed.	Exactly 10 meters. Quality guaranteed.
381	00:22:37,189	00:22:39,020	Want a receipt?	Want a receipt?
382	00:22:51,670	00:22:52,500	Three tickets.	Three tickets.
383	00:22:52,571	00:22:56,735	Okay, you stand here.	Okay, you stand here.
384	00:22:56,808	00:22:58,036	You, here.	You, here.
385	00:22:59,644	00:23:03,011	Wait! Let's take some pictures first.	Wait! Let's take some pictures first.
386	00:23:03,081	00:23:04,173	Wait a moment.	Wait a moment.
387	00:23:06,651	00:23:08,209	Don't move. Cheese.	Don't move. Cheese.
388	00:23:35,280	00:23:37,248	Only one camera.	Only one camera.
389	00:23:37,315	00:23:39,408	Bro', which one is infrared?	Bro', which one is infrared?
390	00:23:39,484	00:23:40,746	You've seen too many movies!	You've seen too many movies!
391	00:23:40,819	00:23:43,014	Can't have so much hi-tech stuff.	Can't have so much hi-tech stuff.
392	00:23:44,122	00:23:46,818	Why don't we just do as I said?	Why don't we just do as I said?
393	00:23:46,892	00:23:47,756	Give him a hammer...	Give him a hammer...
394	00:23:47,826	00:23:48,850	Whack it,	Whack it,
395	00:23:48,927	00:23:49,825	take the money and run.	take the money and run.
396	00:23:49,895	00:23:51,954	No one can react that fast, right?	No one can react that fast, right?
397	00:23:53,498	00:23:55,796	Put it down! Put it down!	Put it down! Put it down!
398	00:23:55,867	00:23:58,427	Behave yourself respectably!	Behave yourself respectably!
399	00:24:19,291	00:24:20,485	My name is Xie Xiaomeng.	My name is Xie Xiaomeng.
400	00:24:20,559	00:24:21,583	You can call me Charles.	You can call me Charles.
401	00:24:21,660	00:24:23,924	The nude portraiture text I wrote	The nude portraiture text I wrote
402	00:24:23,995	00:24:25,758	for the HK Royal Art Academy.	for the HK Royal Art Academy.
403	00:24:25,831	00:24:27,196	I'm also studying some	I'm also studying some
404	00:24:27,265	00:24:30,200	very serious subjects.	very serious subjects.
405	00:24:30,268	00:24:32,702	At the moment I'm researching...	At the moment I'm researching...
406	00:24:32,771	00:24:35,069	The city as mother and womb.	The city as mother and womb.
407	00:24:35,140	00:24:38,200	In fact, when I saw you...	In fact, when I saw you...
408	00:24:38,276	00:24:41,143	A long-lost sensation came rushing back.	A long-lost sensation came rushing back.
409	00:24:41,213	00:24:43,511	A strong creative impulse.	A strong creative impulse.
410	00:24:43,582	00:24:44,674	So, how about...	So, how about...
411	00:24:44,749	00:24:47,741	You give me your phone numbers?	You give me your phone numbers?
412	00:24:47,819	00:24:49,184	What? You?	What? You?
413	00:24:49,254	00:24:51,415	I see no need for that.	I see no need for that.
414	00:25:22,988	00:25:24,512	You don't know me.	You don't know me.
415	00:25:38,270	00:25:40,465	Hang up the floor plan.	Hang up the floor plan.
416	00:25:46,244	00:25:47,609	Aha! Right here.	Aha! Right here.
417	00:25:50,315	00:25:52,283	Masculine, yet impotent.	Masculine, yet impotent.
418	00:25:54,719	00:25:57,517	First we penetrate the periphery.	First we penetrate the periphery.
419	00:25:57,589	00:26:00,752	Here... here... here... here.	Here... here... here... here.
420	00:26:03,528	00:26:06,827	They're all guarded.	They're all guarded.
421	00:26:06,898	00:26:09,093	This entrance facing the street...	This entrance facing the street...
422	00:26:09,167	00:26:11,260	is always busy with people.	is always busy with people.
423	00:26:11,536	00:26:14,027	He's easily exposed.	He's easily exposed.
424	00:26:16,508	00:26:18,476	What's happened to respectable behavior?	What's happened to respectable behavior?
425	00:26:18,543	00:26:20,909	Hammering in the middle of the night!	Hammering in the middle of the night!
426	00:26:22,247	00:26:23,179	I'll check it out.	I'll check it out.
427	00:26:23,248	00:26:25,512	Let it go.	Let it go.
428	00:26:25,850	00:26:27,613	A little impatience spoils great plans.	A little impatience spoils great plans.
429	00:26:27,686	00:26:29,313	Listen to me.	Listen to me.
430	00:26:31,923	00:26:34,391	This security, this...	This security, this...
431	00:26:34,459	00:26:35,619	Where was I?	Where was I?
432	00:26:35,694	00:26:36,718	Easily exposed.	Easily exposed.
433	00:26:36,795	00:26:40,356	Right, easily exposed.	Right, easily exposed.
434	00:26:40,432	00:26:41,990	The back wall.	The back wall.
435	00:26:42,067	00:26:46,697	This here is the weakest point.	This here is the weakest point.
436	00:26:46,771	00:26:48,466	High voltage? Easy.	High voltage? Easy.
437	00:26:48,540	00:26:49,837	You're sure there're no security guards?	You're sure there're no security guards?
438	00:26:49,908	00:26:51,637	I'll check it out.	I'll check it out.
439	00:26:54,980	00:26:57,642	There's no one there anyway.	There's no one there anyway.
440	00:27:06,725	00:27:07,749	Just go ahead and make your move!	Just go ahead and make your move!
441	00:27:07,826	00:27:08,451	Stop wasting time.	Stop wasting time.
442	00:27:08,526	00:27:09,788	What are you looking at?	What are you looking at?
443	00:27:14,132	00:27:15,690	You Peeping Tom!	You Peeping Tom!
444	00:27:57,776	00:27:59,801	To kill without spilling blood.	To kill without spilling blood.
445	00:28:02,614	00:28:05,082	When I was creating this work...	When I was creating this work...
446	00:28:05,150	00:28:06,014	I felt intermittently that beauty,	I felt intermittently that beauty,
447	00:28:06,084	00:28:07,881	like a dagger...	like a dagger...
448	00:28:07,952	00:28:10,853	Pierced my soul in swift flashes.	Pierced my soul in swift flashes.
449	00:28:10,922	00:28:12,219	You got some nerve!	You got some nerve!
450	00:28:12,290	00:28:14,349	My boyfriend will kill you.	My boyfriend will kill you.
451	00:28:14,426	00:28:16,291	He doesn't have to kill me.	He doesn't have to kill me.
452	00:28:16,361	00:28:18,158	While I created it...	While I created it...
453	00:28:18,229	00:28:20,220	I expired in your embrace...	I expired in your embrace...
454	00:28:20,298	00:28:23,267	Besides, your boyfriend	Besides, your boyfriend
455	00:28:23,334	00:28:25,359	is no obstacle.	is no obstacle.
456	00:28:25,437	00:28:30,739	If love be everlasting, why worry about transience?	If love be everlasting, why worry about transience?
457	00:28:34,446	00:28:36,038	What an awful picture!	What an awful picture!
458	00:28:39,050	00:28:42,110	Bro', do I look like Batman?	Bro', do I look like Batman?
459	00:28:42,187	00:28:44,280	What Batman?	What Batman?
460	00:28:44,355	00:28:46,448	You just look like a bat!	You just look like a bat!
461	00:28:46,791	00:28:48,452	It's too tight!	It's too tight!
462	00:28:49,861	00:28:53,297	Bro', these clothes don't fit you.	Bro', these clothes don't fit you.
463	00:28:55,600	00:28:58,467	Stop this high-tech shit! Get lost!	Stop this high-tech shit! Get lost!
464	00:28:59,170	00:29:02,765	Look! Do I look like the guy in Counter-Strike?	Look! Do I look like the guy in Counter-Strike?
465	00:29:20,792	00:29:23,226	Do you know...	Do you know...
466	00:29:23,294	00:29:26,855	Why they haven't torn this old place down?	Why they haven't torn this old place down?
467	00:29:26,931	00:29:30,560	For centuries this place was a mass grave.	For centuries this place was a mass grave.
468	00:29:30,635	00:29:32,933	When night falls, there are all these strange noises.	When night falls, there are all these strange noises.
469	00:29:33,004	00:29:36,201	Like a big army approaching; it's so eerie.	Like a big army approaching; it's so eerie.
470	00:29:36,841	00:29:41,039	And people've even hanged themselves on this beam.	And people've even hanged themselves on this beam.
471	00:29:41,112	00:29:42,306	Are you scared?	Are you scared?
472	00:29:42,380	00:29:43,608	Who's scared?	Who's scared?
473	00:29:43,681	00:29:45,171	Then why'd you pinch me?	Then why'd you pinch me?
474	00:29:45,250	00:29:46,478	Get out of here!	Get out of here!
475	00:29:47,986	00:29:49,317	Listen!	Listen!
476	00:29:50,522	00:29:52,422	Really! Hear it?	Really! Hear it?
477	00:29:52,490	00:29:55,391	Don't be stupid. It's a police siren.	Don't be stupid. It's a police siren.
478	00:29:55,927	00:29:57,053	Fire engines!	Fire engines!
479	00:29:57,128	00:29:58,390	Fire engines.	Fire engines.
480	00:29:58,696	00:30:01,290	Where's the fire? Let's check it out.	Where's the fire? Let's check it out.
481	00:30:07,305	00:30:10,206	Why? What's so interesting?	Why? What's so interesting?
482	00:30:11,342	00:30:14,436	Hey, punks, go away! Get out of here!	Hey, punks, go away! Get out of here!
483	00:30:15,280	00:30:16,577	Who's in charge of this temple?	Who's in charge of this temple?
484	00:30:16,648	00:30:17,945	Me.	Me.
485	00:30:18,016	00:30:20,007	Who reported a fire? Where's the fire?	Who reported a fire? Where's the fire?
486	00:30:20,084	00:30:22,848	Where's the fire? I'm asking you!	Where's the fire? I'm asking you!
487	00:30:22,921	00:30:25,082	Here. Where they make kebabs.	Here. Where they make kebabs.
488	00:30:25,657	00:30:28,455	I'm warning you, false fire reports are illegal.	I'm warning you, false fire reports are illegal.
489	00:30:28,526	00:30:31,825	We'll investigate this incident.	We'll investigate this incident.
490	00:30:31,896	00:30:34,387	Investigate! Investigate your ass!	Investigate! Investigate your ass!
491	00:30:34,465	00:30:35,932	You won't find anything.	You won't find anything.
492	00:30:36,234	00:30:38,600	It's only kebabs.	It's only kebabs.
493	00:30:38,670	00:30:42,834	Fire engines showing up, that's too much.	Fire engines showing up, that's too much.
494	00:30:42,907	00:30:45,034	We've arrived at 21 Dong Shan Road.	We've arrived at 21 Dong Shan Road.
495	00:30:45,109	00:30:46,804	There's no sign of fire. We request to return to base.	There's no sign of fire. We request to return to base.
496	00:30:46,878	00:30:50,143	We request to return to base.	We request to return to base.
497	00:30:50,215	00:30:51,705	Let's go! Get inside!	Let's go! Get inside!
498	00:31:08,266	00:31:10,962	Damn! Close the main door!	Damn! Close the main door!
499	00:31:17,609	00:31:18,974	Block the back courtyard!	Block the back courtyard!
500	00:31:27,685	00:31:28,617	Split up and chase them!	Split up and chase them!
501	00:32:20,238	00:32:22,433	These shoes shouldn't give you smelly feet.	These shoes shouldn't give you smelly feet.
502	00:32:23,308	00:32:24,332	Bullshit!	Bullshit!
503	00:32:31,082	00:32:33,812	Be careful going down. And take this coat.	Be careful going down. And take this coat.
504	00:32:34,686	00:32:38,144	Be careful... Sonofabitch!	Be careful... Sonofabitch!
505	00:32:38,222	00:32:39,484	Easy... easy.	Easy... easy.
506	00:32:39,590	00:32:44,118	Fire service? The Lohan Temple's on fire!	Fire service? The Lohan Temple's on fire!
507	00:32:45,496	00:32:46,588	Fire engines!	Fire engines!
508	00:32:46,664	00:32:48,256	Fire engines.	Fire engines.
509	00:32:48,333	00:32:51,268	Where's the fire? Let's go.	Where's the fire? Let's go.
510	00:32:51,336	00:32:52,496	Wait!	Wait!
511	00:33:30,008	00:33:31,737	What're you doing?	What're you doing?
512	00:33:32,443	00:33:36,106	Why are you here? What're you looking at?	Why are you here? What're you looking at?
513	00:33:36,180	00:33:39,581	What's wrong with you? The fire engines are coming.	What's wrong with you? The fire engines are coming.
514	00:33:48,993	00:33:49,960	Lord Guan...	Lord Guan...
515	00:33:50,028	00:33:52,656	Please answer my prayers. If I succeed...	Please answer my prayers. If I succeed...
516	00:33:52,730	00:33:56,427	I'll worship and feed you every day.	I'll worship and feed you every day.
517	00:34:13,184	00:34:14,515	Son of a bitch!	Son of a bitch!
518	00:34:17,822	00:34:18,754	Split up and run!	Split up and run!
519	00:34:22,226	00:34:23,352	Split up and chase 'em!	Split up and chase 'em!
520	00:34:44,148	00:34:46,616	Don't let 'em get away! Search carefully!	Don't let 'em get away! Search carefully!
521	00:34:48,419	00:34:50,887	- San Bao, this way! - That way!	- San Bao, this way! - That way!
522	00:35:33,564	00:35:35,759	There! Over there!	There! Over there!
523	00:35:40,605	00:35:44,006	Don't panic! It's me! Me!	Don't panic! It's me! Me!
524	00:35:44,075	00:35:46,737	Flashlight! Flashlight!	Flashlight! Flashlight!
525	00:35:48,813	00:35:51,976	They won't get very far. That way! Go!	They won't get very far. That way! Go!
526	00:36:13,871	00:36:15,065	Damn it!	Damn it!
527	00:36:20,811	00:36:23,746	Are you stupid? Over here! This way!	Are you stupid? Over here! This way!
528	00:37:28,779	00:37:32,408	Bao, the switchboard was pried open, that's all.	Bao, the switchboard was pried open, that's all.
529	00:37:33,184	00:37:34,242	Weld it shut!	Weld it shut!
530	00:37:39,023	00:37:40,081	Where are we? Where...	Where are we? Where...
531	00:37:40,157	00:37:41,624	Are you stupid? You want to stay there?	Are you stupid? You want to stay there?
532	00:37:41,692	00:37:42,954	Don't push me!	Don't push me!
533	00:37:50,768	00:37:52,463	Isn't this the temple door?	Isn't this the temple door?
534	00:37:56,941	00:37:59,637	We crawled forever and only got this far.	We crawled forever and only got this far.
535	00:38:00,611	00:38:02,010	Wait!	Wait!
536	00:38:12,390	00:38:14,085	Excuse me, sir.	Excuse me, sir.
537	00:38:21,632	00:38:23,827	Sir, can I borrow your ointment?	Sir, can I borrow your ointment?
538	00:38:23,901	00:38:25,300	What'd you say?	What'd you say?
539	00:38:25,369	00:38:27,462	Can I use a little?	Can I use a little?
540	00:38:33,044	00:38:34,341	That looks pretty serious!	That looks pretty serious!
541	00:38:35,212	00:38:37,237	Fought with my wife.	Fought with my wife.
542	00:38:38,616	00:38:40,083	How about you?	How about you?
543	00:38:40,151	00:38:41,641	Hit myself on the doorframe.	Hit myself on the doorframe.
544	00:38:46,090	00:38:48,490	Here. Let me do it for you.	Here. Let me do it for you.
545	00:38:51,996	00:38:53,293	Damn it!	Damn it!
546	00:38:54,965	00:38:57,559	This bathhouse is unbelievably cheap.	This bathhouse is unbelievably cheap.
547	00:38:57,635	00:39:01,071	Why else would they install voice-activated lights?	Why else would they install voice-activated lights?
548	00:39:01,138	00:39:02,127	Thanks.	Thanks.
549	00:39:12,750	00:39:13,580	If you can't sit down	If you can't sit down
550	00:39:13,651	00:39:15,346	you could at least clean up after you're done!	you could at least clean up after you're done!
551	00:39:15,753	00:39:17,812	I'm used to this way. Squatting's more healthy.	I'm used to this way. Squatting's more healthy.
552	00:39:17,888	00:39:20,049	You mind closing the door?	You mind closing the door?
553	00:39:24,929	00:39:31,129	Xiao Jun, we've got to hurry up and get this done.	Xiao Jun, we've got to hurry up and get this done.
554	00:39:31,569	00:39:35,630	That "professional" has already made his first move.	That "professional" has already made his first move.
555	00:39:35,706	00:39:36,673	What?	What?
556	00:39:36,941	00:39:39,375	It's definitely in the line of fire.	It's definitely in the line of fire.
557	00:39:39,443	00:39:41,104	Awesome!	Awesome!
558	00:39:41,178	00:39:43,976	I told you they're hi-tech! You believe me now?	I told you they're hi-tech! You believe me now?
559	00:39:44,048	00:39:46,039	Told you I could run pretty fast.	Told you I could run pretty fast.
560	00:39:46,117	00:39:48,108	Xiao Jun, you ran pretty fast too,	Xiao Jun, you ran pretty fast too,
561	00:39:48,519	00:39:50,544	like a desperate dog!	like a desperate dog!
562	00:39:53,124	00:39:54,751	I don't know about you...	I don't know about you...
563	00:39:54,825	00:39:57,487	But I was a sprinter in middle school;	But I was a sprinter in middle school;
564	00:39:57,561	00:39:59,654	100 meters in 12.5 seconds.	100 meters in 12.5 seconds.
565	00:39:59,730	00:40:01,857	Come to think of it,	Come to think of it,
566	00:40:01,932	00:40:03,399	why am I wasting time with this stuff?	why am I wasting time with this stuff?
567	00:40:03,467	00:40:05,162	I could just take a hammer, whack it,	I could just take a hammer, whack it,
568	00:40:05,236	00:40:07,261	Take the damn thing and run. Screw the alarm.	Take the damn thing and run. Screw the alarm.
569	00:40:07,338	00:40:09,829	No one could catch me anyway, right?	No one could catch me anyway, right?
570	00:40:10,541	00:40:12,941	You're so full of shit.	You're so full of shit.
571	00:40:13,010	00:40:17,276	Who's in charge here? You or me?	Who's in charge here? You or me?
572	00:40:50,281	00:40:57,983	My sword unsheathed, victories abound.	My sword unsheathed, victories abound.
573	00:41:06,597	00:41:08,690	This one's 50, this 120.	This one's 50, this 120.
574	00:41:08,766	00:41:10,563	Quality fakes are 200.	Quality fakes are 200.
575	00:41:19,043	00:41:20,271	It goes through to the other side.	It goes through to the other side.
576	00:41:25,282	00:41:29,343	No! Every fart leaves a whiff of something.	No! Every fart leaves a whiff of something.
577	00:41:30,120	00:41:32,884	But there's nothing besides our footprints.	But there's nothing besides our footprints.
578	00:41:33,123	00:41:34,715	Maybe he knows kung fu	Maybe he knows kung fu
579	00:41:34,792	00:41:36,885	and can walk on water.	and can walk on water.
580	00:41:36,961	00:41:38,656	You read too much garbage.	You read too much garbage.
581	00:41:38,729	00:41:40,629	Stop talking nonsense!	Stop talking nonsense!
582	00:41:42,600	00:41:45,000	Criminal psychology tells us, because of...	Criminal psychology tells us, because of...
583	00:41:45,803	00:41:47,862	The "high voltage" sign,	The "high voltage" sign,
584	00:41:47,938	00:41:49,963	they didn't climb over it.	they didn't climb over it.
585	00:41:50,040	00:41:54,500	Forensic science shows us the cover has been tampered with.	Forensic science shows us the cover has been tampered with.
586	00:41:54,578	00:41:58,514	This is evidence. With evidence comes logic.	This is evidence. With evidence comes logic.
587	00:41:58,582	00:42:02,245	And this. It reveals their identity.	And this. It reveals their identity.
588	00:42:03,254	00:42:04,653	How?	How?
589	00:42:04,722	00:42:08,214	Dumb ass! What kind of people carry such things?	Dumb ass! What kind of people carry such things?
590	00:42:08,592	00:42:13,325	They moonlight as movers by day, and strike at night.	They moonlight as movers by day, and strike at night.
591	00:42:14,498	00:42:19,458	The punks at the door last night were lookouts.	The punks at the door last night were lookouts.
592	00:42:21,105	00:42:23,369	How dare they!	How dare they!
593	00:42:23,440	00:42:24,702	How dare they move in on us!	How dare they move in on us!
594	00:42:24,775	00:42:29,337	Block the cover with something.	Block the cover with something.
595	00:42:31,649	00:42:34,174	No problem, Bao.	No problem, Bao.
596	00:42:38,756	00:42:41,987	What's the matter?	What's the matter?
597	00:42:42,226	00:42:43,318	Turn it off.	Turn it off.
598	00:42:44,461	00:42:48,659	Sound wave alarm. Highly sensitive technology.	Sound wave alarm. Highly sensitive technology.
599	00:42:48,732	00:42:50,393	Nice work, Bao.	Nice work, Bao.
600	00:42:50,467	00:42:54,597	The great Engineer Bao!	The great Engineer Bao!
601	00:42:54,672	00:42:57,505	You make lots of money each time you take a picture, right?	You make lots of money each time you take a picture, right?
602	00:42:57,575	00:43:01,341	What money?	What money?
603	00:43:01,412	00:43:04,006	Barely enough for a meal.	Barely enough for a meal.
604	00:43:04,315	00:43:07,182	I wouldn't be here if it was just for money.	I wouldn't be here if it was just for money.
605	00:43:07,251	00:43:09,776	My dad's director of the factory, you know	My dad's director of the factory, you know
606	00:43:09,853	00:43:12,947	He dragged me here to take some pictures.	He dragged me here to take some pictures.
607	00:43:13,023	00:43:17,050	I studied portraiture in Hong Kong.	I studied portraiture in Hong Kong.
608	00:43:17,127	00:43:21,188	Now I'm reduced to working as a small-time reporter.	Now I'm reduced to working as a small-time reporter.
609	00:43:21,265	00:43:24,098	I've been forced to prostitute my art!	I've been forced to prostitute my art!
610	00:43:26,370	00:43:30,363	Nike. They make cameras too?	Nike. They make cameras too?
611	00:43:32,242	00:43:34,267	Bao, no.	Bao, no.
612	00:43:35,379	00:43:37,904	Can you open the lid? There's a reflection!	Can you open the lid? There's a reflection!
613	00:43:37,982	00:43:40,177	No. That's your dad's order.	No. That's your dad's order.
614	00:43:40,250	00:43:41,808	No one opens it.	No one opens it.
615	00:43:41,885	00:43:46,185	- C'mon, Bao. - What's the big deal?	- C'mon, Bao. - What's the big deal?
616	00:43:46,256	00:43:48,281	My dad's an old bureaucrat,	My dad's an old bureaucrat,
617	00:43:48,359	00:43:49,917	but we're young.	but we're young.
618	00:43:49,994	00:43:52,019	We can't do things his way.	We can't do things his way.
619	00:43:52,096	00:43:54,326	Besides, you're right here.	Besides, you're right here.
620	00:43:54,398	00:43:55,888	Who would dare steal it?	Who would dare steal it?
621	00:43:55,966	00:43:58,491	Don't mind him. Open it.	Don't mind him. Open it.
622	00:43:58,569	00:44:01,402	Even if I guard it myself...	Even if I guard it myself...
623	00:44:01,472	00:44:03,804	The thieves just don't give up.	The thieves just don't give up.
624	00:44:03,874	00:44:07,139	Go easy on the publicity and I'll have an easier time.	Go easy on the publicity and I'll have an easier time.
625	00:44:07,211	00:44:09,543	Hurry up! Don't let your old man see.	Hurry up! Don't let your old man see.
626	00:44:10,447	00:44:13,507	Bao, hold the reflector for me.	Bao, hold the reflector for me.
627	00:44:13,584	00:44:14,846	Which way?	Which way?
628	00:44:14,918	00:44:16,044	Towards the light	Towards the light
629	00:44:16,420	00:44:18,615	- Open it. - Okay.	- Open it. - Okay.
630	00:44:21,558	00:44:24,891	Aim it at the light.	Aim it at the light.
631	00:44:24,962	00:44:27,294	That's right.	That's right.
632	00:44:29,700	00:44:31,099	Sorry! Sorry!	Sorry! Sorry!
633	00:44:31,168	00:44:32,396	One more.	One more.
634	00:44:35,172	00:44:38,369	Let's buy something. We can't go there empty-handed.	Let's buy something. We can't go there empty-handed.
635	00:44:46,450	00:44:49,851	Damn! Only 5,000 yuan!	Damn! Only 5,000 yuan!
636	00:44:49,920	00:44:53,151	I'm not going anywhere. That way.	I'm not going anywhere. That way.
637	00:44:54,258	00:44:57,887	If we all stick together, we'll weather the storm.	If we all stick together, we'll weather the storm.
638	00:44:57,961	00:45:00,452	I'll get straight to the point.	I'll get straight to the point.
639	00:45:00,531	00:45:03,898	I invited you guys here to discuss something.	I invited you guys here to discuss something.
640	00:45:03,967	00:45:07,061	It's about the temple... I'd appreciate your help.	It's about the temple... I'd appreciate your help.
641	00:45:07,137	00:45:11,198	I've prepared some small presents as a token of respect.	I've prepared some small presents as a token of respect.
642	00:45:11,275	00:45:14,267	But I won't be nice to anyone who	But I won't be nice to anyone who
643	00:45:14,344	00:45:16,005	doesn't help me out here!	doesn't help me out here!
644	00:45:16,413	00:45:20,440	Police officer, plainclothes officer, civilized law enforcement!	Police officer, plainclothes officer, civilized law enforcement!
645	00:45:23,687	00:45:26,247	Sure, we'll definitely cooperate.	Sure, we'll definitely cooperate.
646	00:45:40,137	00:45:44,699	Today's my birthday.	Today's my birthday.
647	00:45:44,775	00:45:50,111	I want to give you a rare, precious gift.	I want to give you a rare, precious gift.
648	00:45:56,920	00:45:59,855	A splendid jade for a great beauty,	A splendid jade for a great beauty,
649	00:45:59,923	00:46:04,053	an expression of my feelings.	an expression of my feelings.
650	00:46:04,561	00:46:08,327	This jade represents my heart.	This jade represents my heart.
651	00:46:08,398	00:46:09,729	Flirt!	Flirt!
652	00:46:09,800	00:46:11,734	Bro', I really can't drink any more.	Bro', I really can't drink any more.
653	00:46:11,802	00:46:16,933	Damn it! I said drink and you drink! Now drink!	Damn it! I said drink and you drink! Now drink!
654	00:46:55,245	00:46:56,337	Hey, Bro'.	Hey, Bro'.
655	00:46:59,149	00:47:02,585	Killing's against the law.	Killing's against the law.
656	00:47:24,374	00:47:27,935	Talk! Did you do it or not?	Talk! Did you do it or not?
657	00:47:29,112	00:47:32,570	I can't remember, I was drunk.	I can't remember, I was drunk.
658	00:47:34,852	00:47:37,912	Now I remember! No, I didn't!	Now I remember! No, I didn't!
659	00:47:37,988	00:47:41,287	No? You were in the same bed!	No? You were in the same bed!
660	00:47:41,358	00:47:42,382	You think I'm an idiot?	You think I'm an idiot?
661	00:47:42,459	00:47:44,120	Down!	Down!
662	00:47:57,374	00:47:58,739	Confess!	Confess!
663	00:47:58,976	00:48:01,103	Yes I did! I did!	Yes I did! I did!
664	00:48:01,178	00:48:02,907	So you really did her!	So you really did her!
665	00:48:02,980	00:48:06,143	God damn, you really did her!	God damn, you really did her!
666	00:48:11,822	00:48:14,086	What exactly do you see in him?	What exactly do you see in him?
667	00:48:14,758	00:48:16,692	Is he better than Boss?	Is he better than Boss?
668	00:48:16,760	00:48:19,092	Is he better than me?	Is he better than me?
669	00:48:19,496	00:48:21,760	How could you do such a thing?	How could you do such a thing?
670	00:48:21,832	00:48:25,791	Is it fair to Boss? Is it fair to me?	Is it fair to Boss? Is it fair to me?
671	00:48:25,869	00:48:27,700	Hey, don't touch me.	Hey, don't touch me.
672	00:48:27,771	00:48:29,432	Me sleeping with him, yeah, it's not fair to the Boss.	Me sleeping with him, yeah, it's not fair to the Boss.
673	00:48:29,506	00:48:31,838	But how about us? Is it fair to the Boss that I slept with you?	But how about us? Is it fair to the Boss that I slept with you?
674	00:48:31,909	00:48:35,811	Keep it down! Yes, it's not fair to Boss.	Keep it down! Yes, it's not fair to Boss.
675	00:48:35,879	00:48:38,006	But we're all his people,	But we're all his people,
676	00:48:38,081	00:48:40,140	that was "all in the family"	that was "all in the family"
677	00:48:40,217	00:48:44,847	No harm done... but you and him...	No harm done... but you and him...
678	00:48:44,922	00:48:48,688	After all, he's an outsider	After all, he's an outsider
679	00:48:48,759	00:48:51,853	Someone slept with my wife, and no one's lifting a finger!	Someone slept with my wife, and no one's lifting a finger!
680	00:48:51,929	00:48:53,157	No, we're not married,	No, we're not married,
681	00:48:53,230	00:48:55,130	but we have true feelings for each other.	but we have true feelings for each other.
682	00:48:55,198	00:48:57,826	Cuckoldry goes unpunished! Where's the law?	Cuckoldry goes unpunished! Where's the law?
683	00:48:57,901	00:49:00,199	And you call yourself a lawyer?	And you call yourself a lawyer?
684	00:49:00,270	00:49:02,738	Hello?	Hello?
685	00:49:06,209	00:49:07,836	Okay, then.	Okay, then.
686	00:49:10,480	00:49:13,108	I'm taking the law in my own hands.	I'm taking the law in my own hands.
687	00:49:14,351	00:49:16,615	Boss, please forgive me!	Boss, please forgive me!
688	00:49:31,601	00:49:34,069	I just hate men who cheat women.	I just hate men who cheat women.
689	00:49:34,738	00:49:36,797	And you used this cheap fake...	And you used this cheap fake...
690	00:49:36,873	00:49:39,706	To cheat my wife!	To cheat my wife!
691	00:49:39,776	00:49:42,745	- But it's the real thing! - It's real!	- But it's the real thing! - It's real!
692	00:49:42,813	00:49:47,409	It's real! Say it again, you son of a bitch!	It's real! Say it again, you son of a bitch!
693	00:49:47,484	00:49:49,349	It's really real! Take it!	It's really real! Take it!
694	00:49:49,419	00:49:51,614	First you insult my integrity,	First you insult my integrity,
695	00:49:51,688	00:49:53,679	then you insult my intelligence.	then you insult my intelligence.
696	00:49:53,757	00:49:57,921	It's fake! Fake! Fake!	It's fake! Fake! Fake!
697	00:49:58,228	00:50:00,662	Fake, and you cheated my woman.	Fake, and you cheated my woman.
698	00:50:01,131	00:50:04,066	It's real! I didn't cheat her!	It's real! I didn't cheat her!
699	00:50:04,134	00:50:05,897	Real! Real, then you cheated me!	Real! Real, then you cheated me!
700	00:50:05,969	00:50:06,901	Real, and you cheated me!	Real, and you cheated me!
701	00:50:06,970	00:50:09,131	It's fake, Boss!	It's fake, Boss!
702	00:50:09,206	00:50:10,833	So, is it real or fake?	So, is it real or fake?
703	00:50:10,907	00:50:12,374	Boss, please forgive me!	Boss, please forgive me!
704	00:50:12,442	00:50:15,468	Tell me, real? Or fake?	Tell me, real? Or fake?
705	00:50:27,991	00:50:30,152	Let me tell you, it's simply a question of morality.	Let me tell you, it's simply a question of morality.
706	00:50:30,227	00:50:31,854	Get lost!	Get lost!
707	00:50:32,129	00:50:33,756	I don't know what to say about you.	I don't know what to say about you.
708	00:50:35,766	00:50:40,032	The world has changed. There're no good men left.	The world has changed. There're no good men left.
709	00:50:42,906	00:50:49,209	Hei Pi, you were so right.	Hei Pi, you were so right.
710	00:50:51,048	00:50:53,073	Don't get so upset, Boss.	Don't get so upset, Boss.
711	00:50:56,920	00:50:59,753	This fake looks so real.	This fake looks so real.
712	00:51:02,125	00:51:04,650	You really can't tell the difference, can you?	You really can't tell the difference, can you?
713	00:51:04,728	00:51:06,992	Only a fake could look so real.	Only a fake could look so real.
714	00:51:09,399	00:51:11,629	Let's switch them!	Let's switch them!
715	00:51:12,402	00:51:14,836	All we need to do is switch them, right?	All we need to do is switch them, right?
716	00:51:20,477	00:51:22,138	Switch them.	Switch them.
717	00:51:22,212	00:51:23,440	Right.	Right.
718	00:51:33,957	00:51:36,983	Are you ill? Who needs so many glasses?	Are you ill? Who needs so many glasses?
719	00:51:42,199	00:51:43,632	That one's chipped.	That one's chipped.
720	00:51:43,700	00:51:45,133	- You have a new one? - No!	- You have a new one? - No!
721	00:51:45,202	00:51:47,193	Xiao Jun, the wheel broke!	Xiao Jun, the wheel broke!
722	00:51:51,641	00:51:53,131	Hey, Brother.	Hey, Brother.
723	00:51:53,210	00:51:56,338	Hey, how ya doin'? Let me help you.	Hey, how ya doin'? Let me help you.
724	00:51:56,413	00:51:57,971	No, it's okay.	No, it's okay.
725	00:51:58,048	00:52:00,346	It's alright.	It's alright.
726	00:52:00,417	00:52:01,145	You eaten?	You eaten?
727	00:52:01,218	00:52:02,082	What?	What?
728	00:52:02,152	00:52:03,813	Bro', have you eaten?	Bro', have you eaten?
729	00:52:03,887	00:52:05,184	I just ate.	I just ate.
730	00:52:05,989	00:52:08,287	Wow! Why's it so heavy?	Wow! Why's it so heavy?
731	00:52:08,358	00:52:11,555	Nothing. Just some old junk.	Nothing. Just some old junk.
732	00:52:14,364	00:52:15,831	Since I met with those punks, it's been pretty quiet.	Since I met with those punks, it's been pretty quiet.
733	00:52:15,899	00:52:19,562	Knock the mountain, scare the tiger away, right?	Knock the mountain, scare the tiger away, right?
734	00:52:19,903	00:52:22,997	Bao, this suction therapy will really help you.	Bao, this suction therapy will really help you.
735	00:52:23,073	00:52:26,873	As the Ancients say, external treatment for inner illness.	As the Ancients say, external treatment for inner illness.
736	00:52:26,943	00:52:29,673	First you've gotta remove your inner heat.	First you've gotta remove your inner heat.
737	00:52:29,746	00:52:32,078	In this weather? "Remove inner heat?"	In this weather? "Remove inner heat?"
738	00:52:32,149	00:52:34,117	I don't have much inner heat left anyway.	I don't have much inner heat left anyway.
739	00:52:41,691	00:52:43,454	Sooner or later you'll drive me nuts!	Sooner or later you'll drive me nuts!
740	00:52:44,227	00:52:46,889	If you ever win the lottery...	If you ever win the lottery...
741	00:52:46,963	00:52:49,124	I'll run 3 laps in my bare ass.	I'll run 3 laps in my bare ass.
742	00:52:49,199	00:52:52,327	You believe me?	You believe me?
743	00:52:55,605	00:52:57,937	Hey, that tea's delicious!	Hey, that tea's delicious!
744	00:52:58,008	00:52:58,975	Leave me some.	Leave me some.
745	00:52:59,543	00:53:02,034	If you win 5 million, first lend me 5,000...	If you win 5 million, first lend me 5,000...
746	00:53:02,112	00:53:03,704	To get back my driver's license.	To get back my driver's license.
747	00:53:09,886	00:53:10,910	Won anything?	Won anything?
748	00:53:10,987	00:53:14,548	No way. 3 numbers off!	No way. 3 numbers off!
749	00:53:18,461	00:53:20,190	I asked you to leave some tea for me.	I asked you to leave some tea for me.
750	00:53:24,634	00:53:26,761	Bao, the door's locked.	Bao, the door's locked.
751	00:53:26,836	00:53:30,499	- What? - The door's locked. It won't open.	- What? - The door's locked. It won't open.
752	00:53:33,076	00:53:34,566	What the...?!	What the...?!
753	00:53:38,215	00:53:42,709	- Let me try. - Wait... we'll have to pay!	- Let me try. - Wait... we'll have to pay!
754	00:53:43,753	00:53:46,153	Hold it right there! You! The one in black!	Hold it right there! You! The one in black!
755	00:53:46,223	00:53:48,623	You have to pay for the damage.	You have to pay for the damage.
756	00:53:48,692	00:53:49,852	Are you sick or what?	Are you sick or what?
757	00:53:49,926	00:53:51,416	It's him. I saw him.	It's him. I saw him.
758	00:53:51,494	00:53:52,961	What did you see?	What did you see?
759	00:53:53,029	00:53:54,121	Saw you with my own eyes.	Saw you with my own eyes.
760	00:53:54,197	00:53:56,461	Say it again! Say you saw me!	Say it again! Say you saw me!
761	00:53:56,533	00:54:01,493	Are you guys looking for trouble?	Are you guys looking for trouble?
762	00:54:11,648	00:54:13,138	Did something happen?	Did something happen?
763	00:54:16,686	00:54:17,653	Aah, forget it.	Aah, forget it.
764	00:54:18,255	00:54:20,485	Go over to the next room and see if it's locked	Go over to the next room and see if it's locked
765	00:54:22,659	00:54:23,785	Be careful!	Be careful!
766	00:54:32,535	00:54:33,263	Punk!	Punk!
767	00:54:33,336	00:54:34,928	Who's a punk?	Who's a punk?
768	00:54:35,005	00:54:36,666	Who are you calling a punk?	Who are you calling a punk?
769	00:54:44,214	00:54:45,738	Take your hands off me!	Take your hands off me!
770	00:54:47,284	00:54:48,945	Hey you! Here! Here!	Hey you! Here! Here!
771	00:54:57,160	00:55:00,152	This stone doesn't belong to you.	This stone doesn't belong to you.
772	00:55:02,299	00:55:04,665	Hey, don't lean against the case.	Hey, don't lean against the case.
773	00:55:19,282	00:55:20,647	Anybody home?	Anybody home?
774	00:56:05,462	00:56:06,588	Hurry up!	Hurry up!
775	00:56:06,663	00:56:09,826	- Zhao, where's the key? - Hurry up!	- Zhao, where's the key? - Hurry up!
776	00:56:44,768	00:56:46,099	Wait here for Hei Pi	Wait here for Hei Pi
777	00:57:08,558	00:57:09,525	A vase was broken.	A vase was broken.
778	00:57:09,592	00:57:11,355	Only worth about 100 yuan.	Only worth about 100 yuan.
779	00:57:11,661	00:57:13,959	How could you let him get away in broad daylight?	How could you let him get away in broad daylight?
780	00:57:14,030	00:57:17,022	That guy runs faster than a dog.	That guy runs faster than a dog.
781	00:57:17,600	00:57:18,089	Bao.	Bao.
782	00:57:18,168	00:57:21,160	It's okay. Go check the place.	It's okay. Go check the place.
783	00:58:51,361	00:58:52,658	Bao, I've got money.	Bao, I've got money.
784	00:58:52,729	00:58:53,718	Wait for my good news. San Bao.	Wait for my good news. San Bao.
785	00:59:18,922	00:59:21,720	Bao, what's going on?	Bao, what's going on?
786	00:59:27,096	00:59:27,790	Where's San Bao?	Where's San Bao?
787	00:59:27,864	00:59:32,164	Isn't he with you in the exhibition hall?	Isn't he with you in the exhibition hall?
788	00:59:32,235	00:59:35,864	Bao, are you helping me claim my medical bills?	Bao, are you helping me claim my medical bills?
789	00:59:35,939	00:59:40,035	Three month's worth, over 500 yuan.	Three month's worth, over 500 yuan.
790	00:59:40,109	00:59:41,508	Soon, soon.	Soon, soon.
791	00:59:42,045	00:59:43,103	He's not here.	He's not here.
792	00:59:45,515	00:59:48,882	Tell San Bao not to come back.	Tell San Bao not to come back.
793	00:59:48,952	00:59:51,512	The factory is so busy.	The factory is so busy.
794	00:59:55,525	00:59:58,187	San Bao must have switched the stone.	San Bao must have switched the stone.
795	01:00:00,296	01:00:03,424	Stop smoking! You've lost your voice!	Stop smoking! You've lost your voice!
796	01:00:03,733	01:00:06,327	I knew something wasn't right about him.	I knew something wasn't right about him.
797	01:00:06,402	01:00:10,668	All he thinks about is winning the lottery.	All he thinks about is winning the lottery.
798	01:00:10,740	01:00:14,073	Why didn't I think of that myself?	Why didn't I think of that myself?
799	01:00:14,143	01:00:17,943	Here I am "scaring the tiger", installing surveillance stuff...	Here I am "scaring the tiger", installing surveillance stuff...
800	01:00:18,014	01:00:21,245	And I just let that son of a bitch get away.	And I just let that son of a bitch get away.
801	01:00:26,856	01:00:28,653	Why don't you call the police?	Why don't you call the police?
802	01:00:28,725	01:00:31,319	Call the police? San Bao will be finished.	Call the police? San Bao will be finished.
803	01:00:31,394	01:00:34,192	His family'll be finished! His granny'll be finished!	His family'll be finished! His granny'll be finished!
804	01:00:34,530	01:00:37,761	Who do you think he'll sell it to?	Who do you think he'll sell it to?
805	01:00:40,403	01:00:43,566	I got to find that son of a bitch!	I got to find that son of a bitch!
806	01:00:44,173	01:00:46,801	Even if I have to go to Beijing!	Even if I have to go to Beijing!
807	01:02:05,588	01:02:08,955	Damn you! It's only 5,000 yuan!	Damn you! It's only 5,000 yuan!
808	01:02:09,025	01:02:11,755	I won't run away! You don't have to do this.	I won't run away! You don't have to do this.
809	01:02:11,828	01:02:16,060	Aren't you tired? At this rate you'll drop dead in that car!	Aren't you tired? At this rate you'll drop dead in that car!
810	01:02:29,612	01:02:31,443	Who's that?	Who's that?
811	01:02:31,948	01:02:33,142	You guys come with me.	You guys come with me.
812	01:02:36,152	01:02:37,141	Turn it off.	Turn it off.
813	01:03:32,708	01:03:34,175	Son of a bitch!	Son of a bitch!
814	01:03:34,443	01:03:37,105	Last time we saw him was yesterday.	Last time we saw him was yesterday.
815	01:03:37,847	01:03:39,109	Two nights ago.	Two nights ago.
816	01:03:39,348	01:03:41,282	We were watching that soccer game, remember?	We were watching that soccer game, remember?
817	01:03:41,350	01:03:42,977	Round about midnight...	Round about midnight...
818	01:03:43,052	01:03:45,612	AC Milan vs. Inter Milan, 3 to 1	AC Milan vs. Inter Milan, 3 to 1
819	01:03:45,688	01:03:48,782	AC Milan, absolutely. They haven't won in seven years.	AC Milan, absolutely. They haven't won in seven years.
820	01:03:48,858	01:03:51,122	The forward, Gilardino. Saw it with my own eyes.	The forward, Gilardino. Saw it with my own eyes.
821	01:03:51,194	01:03:54,288	Not Gilardino. Shevchenko!	Not Gilardino. Shevchenko!
822	01:03:54,363	01:03:56,297	- Gilardino! - Shevchenko!	- Gilardino! - Shevchenko!
823	01:03:56,365	01:03:57,923	AC Milan. Don't worry.	AC Milan. Don't worry.
824	01:03:58,000	01:03:59,297	Shevchenko	Shevchenko
825	01:05:10,640	01:05:14,906	Stick it up your lungs, goddamn crooked salesman!	Stick it up your lungs, goddamn crooked salesman!
826	01:05:49,879	01:05:54,578	Oh, so it's you! Long time no see!	Oh, so it's you! Long time no see!
827	01:05:54,650	01:05:55,548	Give it back!	Give it back!
828	01:05:55,851	01:05:57,978	This stone doesn't belong to you.	This stone doesn't belong to you.
829	01:05:58,054	01:05:59,112	Give it back!	Give it back!
830	01:06:00,790	01:06:02,655	Spiderman!	Spiderman!
831	01:06:04,193	01:06:05,251	Hey, give it back!	Hey, give it back!
832	01:06:05,328	01:06:06,989	A real professional!	A real professional!
833	01:06:09,465	01:06:16,701	You want this? No? Then I'll put it back	You want this? No? Then I'll put it back
834	01:06:31,587	01:06:32,611	Go!	Go!
835	01:06:33,022	01:06:33,954	Bye!	Bye!
836	01:06:47,570	01:06:48,559	Search the place!	Search the place!
837	01:07:37,686	01:07:40,587	Think this is a public toilet?!	Think this is a public toilet?!
838	01:07:43,025	01:07:47,519	You can't just come and go as you please!	You can't just come and go as you please!
839	01:08:36,345	01:08:41,305	You can't even piss, you stupid piece of shit!	You can't even piss, you stupid piece of shit!
840	01:09:38,307	01:09:40,172	Stick it up your lungs!	Stick it up your lungs!
841	01:10:11,540	01:10:12,973	What's going on?	What's going on?
842	01:10:26,488	01:10:29,855	Hei Pi's out of range. Where'd he go?	Hei Pi's out of range. Where'd he go?
843	01:10:29,925	01:10:31,620	Wherever he felt like, I suppose.	Wherever he felt like, I suppose.
844	01:10:40,703	01:10:43,433	Hey, what's that sound?	Hey, what's that sound?
845	01:10:43,939	01:10:46,533	Are you nuts? Do you also have prostate problems?	Are you nuts? Do you also have prostate problems?
846	01:10:46,609	01:10:48,042	Nonsense!	Nonsense!
847	01:10:51,180	01:10:53,842	Some professional! Won't even answer calls!	Some professional! Won't even answer calls!
848	01:10:54,183	01:10:56,981	Said he'd deliver it today. He's really unreliable!	Said he'd deliver it today. He's really unreliable!
849	01:10:57,786	01:10:59,720	Be patient, alright?	Be patient, alright?
850	01:11:03,726	01:11:06,991	Wow! Great! "East meets West"!	Wow! Great! "East meets West"!
851	01:11:07,062	01:11:09,530	Good thing you're not a designer.	Good thing you're not a designer.
852	01:11:09,598	01:11:12,795	You'd run all the others out of business.	You'd run all the others out of business.
853	01:11:17,873	01:11:18,498	Hello.	Hello.
854	01:11:18,574	01:11:21,702	Is this Mr. Qin Fengshou,	Is this Mr. Qin Fengshou,
855	01:11:21,777	01:11:25,008	assistant to the Chairman of the Big Fat Group?	assistant to the Chairman of the Big Fat Group?
856	01:11:25,080	01:11:26,638	Who are you?	Who are you?
857	01:11:26,715	01:11:28,376	That's not important	That's not important
858	01:11:28,450	01:11:30,748	I have what you want.	I have what you want.
859	01:11:30,819	01:11:33,253	Are you interested?	Are you interested?
860	01:11:34,857	01:11:36,984	This guy said he has what we're after.	This guy said he has what we're after.
861	01:11:37,059	01:11:38,492	An old man.	An old man.
862	01:11:53,742	01:11:56,836	Next time figure things out first before coming to me.	Next time figure things out first before coming to me.
863	01:11:56,912	01:11:57,844	Fuck!	Fuck!
864	01:12:06,255	01:12:08,314	What's going on?	What's going on?
865	01:12:18,534	01:12:20,695	12 minutes 26 seconds.	12 minutes 26 seconds.
866	01:12:22,671	01:12:23,603	12 minutes 45 seconds.	12 minutes 45 seconds.
867	01:12:23,672	01:12:24,900	Stop!	Stop!
868	01:12:30,979	01:12:31,911	Okay	Okay
869	01:12:36,352	01:12:37,444	What are you looking at?	What are you looking at?
870	01:12:45,060	01:12:46,527	Peking duck, want to try some?	Peking duck, want to try some?
871	01:12:50,099	01:12:55,594	Where'd you go? Where? Where'd you go?	Where'd you go? Where? Where'd you go?
872	01:12:55,671	01:12:57,832	Stop it!	Stop it!
873	01:13:04,580	01:13:07,515	You goddamn ruined me!	You goddamn ruined me!
874	01:13:07,583	01:13:10,279	Bao.	Bao.
875	01:13:17,893	01:13:21,488	Maybe they wanted to talk down the price by saying it's fake.	Maybe they wanted to talk down the price by saying it's fake.
876	01:13:23,565	01:13:25,226	Boss, I've been with you for a long time.	Boss, I've been with you for a long time.
877	01:13:25,300	01:13:26,733	You should know me well by now.	You should know me well by now.
878	01:13:26,802	01:13:29,600	Have I ever stolen anything?	Have I ever stolen anything?
879	01:13:29,671	01:13:31,866	Have I ever stolen anything of yours?	Have I ever stolen anything of yours?
880	01:13:45,487	01:13:50,857	Talk: Where did you get the stone?	Talk: Where did you get the stone?
881	01:13:50,926	01:13:52,120	I don't know.	I don't know.
882	01:13:53,395	01:13:56,421	Ouch! The exhibition hall.	Ouch! The exhibition hall.
883	01:14:00,302	01:14:01,599	How?	How?
884	01:14:03,172	01:14:06,198	I bought a fake,	I bought a fake,
885	01:14:06,275	01:14:08,869	and then I went to take pictures.	and then I went to take pictures.
886	01:14:08,944	01:14:11,435	And I switched them.	And I switched them.
887	01:14:14,683	01:14:18,016	They let you take pictures, just like that?	They let you take pictures, just like that?
888	01:14:18,086	01:14:25,322	The... the factory manager... he's my dad.	The... the factory manager... he's my dad.
889	01:14:30,532	01:14:36,767	In other words, you gave the real stone to Jing Jing.	In other words, you gave the real stone to Jing Jing.
890	01:14:36,839	01:14:43,711	And we swapped the real one for the fake.	And we swapped the real one for the fake.
891	01:14:43,779	01:14:46,543	Right.	Right.
892	01:14:47,916	01:14:51,716	Son of a bitch spends real money on chicks.	Son of a bitch spends real money on chicks.
893	01:14:51,787	01:14:53,652	So, why did you say it's a fake?	So, why did you say it's a fake?
894	01:14:54,890	01:15:00,226	I told you it was real, but you hit me.	I told you it was real, but you hit me.
895	01:15:03,031	01:15:04,464	Sure I hit you...	Sure I hit you...
896	01:15:15,511	01:15:19,914	Fucked my woman! Switched my stone!	Fucked my woman! Switched my stone!
897	01:15:19,982	01:15:21,813	Boss! No use beating him up.	Boss! No use beating him up.
898	01:15:21,884	01:15:23,647	Let's just get the real stone back.	Let's just get the real stone back.
899	01:15:26,522	01:15:31,323	Get it back. Yes, we'll get it back.	Get it back. Yes, we'll get it back.
900	01:15:32,327	01:15:33,988	Call your daddy.	Call your daddy.
901	01:15:34,062	01:15:37,759	Tell him to bring us the jade within ten hours.	Tell him to bring us the jade within ten hours.
902	01:15:37,833	01:15:40,961	Or you're a dead man.	Or you're a dead man.
903	01:15:41,036	01:15:44,437	This is new for us! Kidnapping?	This is new for us! Kidnapping?
904	01:15:44,506	01:15:45,871	We're not professionals.	We're not professionals.
905	01:15:45,941	01:15:50,275	Professional! I'll show you what's professional.	Professional! I'll show you what's professional.
906	01:15:51,780	01:15:55,773	I'll show you! I'll show you!	I'll show you! I'll show you!
907	01:16:13,302	01:16:16,965	Now that you're back, give it back.	Now that you're back, give it back.
908	01:16:23,478	01:16:27,608	Cost me 1,000 yuan to go there.	Cost me 1,000 yuan to go there.
909	01:16:42,397	01:16:46,800	The jade! The jade! I want the jade!	The jade! The jade! I want the jade!
910	01:16:46,868	01:16:49,996	What jade? Did you lose it?	What jade? Did you lose it?
911	01:16:50,072	01:16:51,437	The jade's gone missing?	The jade's gone missing?
912	01:16:51,506	01:16:54,805	Give it back! Give it back to me!	Give it back! Give it back to me!
913	01:16:54,876	01:16:57,970	Bao, stop it! Come, look.	Bao, stop it! Come, look.
914	01:16:58,046	01:17:00,674	Look! It's Xie Xiaomeng!	Look! It's Xie Xiaomeng!
915	01:17:09,491	01:17:11,118	This is actually the real stone.	This is actually the real stone.
916	01:17:18,100	01:17:19,897	That 'expert' hasn't still made his move.	That 'expert' hasn't still made his move.
917	01:17:19,968	01:17:22,493	Expert! Expert! Expert! Expert! Expert!	Expert! Expert! Expert! Expert! Expert!
918	01:17:22,571	01:17:24,562	Where the hell is that expert you hired?	Where the hell is that expert you hired?
919	01:17:24,640	01:17:26,437	We've lost contact.	We've lost contact.
920	01:17:26,575	01:17:28,304	You can't even handle a piece of stone!	You can't even handle a piece of stone!
921	01:17:28,377	01:17:29,401	I'm telling you...	I'm telling you...
922	01:17:29,478	01:17:31,708	I've put money into this thing for two months now,	I've put money into this thing for two months now,
923	01:17:31,780	01:17:34,146	And I haven't even seen a damn brick.	And I haven't even seen a damn brick.
924	01:17:34,216	01:17:36,343	If I don't get my money back,	If I don't get my money back,
925	01:17:36,418	01:17:38,545	You'll be the first to go.	You'll be the first to go.
926	01:17:38,987	01:17:41,012	- I'll go find it. - Find my ass!	- I'll go find it. - Find my ass!
927	01:17:42,557	01:17:43,990	Fighting's not allowed!	Fighting's not allowed!
928	01:17:45,060	01:17:46,584	Now you tell him!	Now you tell him!
929	01:17:47,963	01:17:51,524	I'm also looking for him. Tell me when you find him,	I'm also looking for him. Tell me when you find him,
930	01:17:51,600	01:17:54,160	So I can hack him to pieces.	So I can hack him to pieces.
931	01:17:54,936	01:17:56,733	Why are you looking for him?	Why are you looking for him?
932	01:17:56,805	01:17:58,534	To kill him.	To kill him.
933	01:17:58,674	01:18:01,199	I just got a call from Interpol,	I just got a call from Interpol,
934	01:18:01,276	01:18:04,268	Mark the Master Thief has entered the city.	Mark the Master Thief has entered the city.
935	01:18:04,346	01:18:07,144	They don't know what he's up to.	They don't know what he's up to.
936	01:18:07,482	01:18:09,416	Let's call a meeting.	Let's call a meeting.
937	01:18:12,721	01:18:13,949	Sit up.	Sit up.
938	01:18:19,695	01:18:23,187	Bao, who did this to you?	Bao, who did this to you?
939	01:18:23,265	01:18:26,860	Mind your own business. Can you help me find him?	Mind your own business. Can you help me find him?
940	01:18:27,169	01:18:30,832	That missing guy Xie Xiaomeng, who is he?	That missing guy Xie Xiaomeng, who is he?
941	01:18:31,773	01:18:33,172	Son of the factory director.	Son of the factory director.
942	01:18:33,875	01:18:36,105	His family hasn't reported it.	His family hasn't reported it.
943	01:18:36,178	01:18:37,304	What's your angle here?	What's your angle here?
944	01:18:37,379	01:18:40,780	Will you stop asking me all these questions!	Will you stop asking me all these questions!
945	01:18:40,849	01:18:43,443	Just tell me if you can help me find him.	Just tell me if you can help me find him.
946	01:18:45,220	01:18:46,585	You think Hei Pi's okay?	You think Hei Pi's okay?
947	01:18:46,655	01:18:48,384	He won't snitch on us?	He won't snitch on us?
948	01:18:51,626	01:18:52,854	He wouldn't dare!	He wouldn't dare!
949	01:18:55,630	01:19:00,192	C'mon prince, give your daddy a call.	C'mon prince, give your daddy a call.
950	01:19:09,811	01:19:10,334	Hello.	Hello.
951	01:19:10,412	01:19:14,576	Dad! Dad! Help me! Help!	Dad! Dad! Help me! Help!
952	01:19:14,649	01:19:17,243	I've been kidnapped!	I've been kidnapped!
953	01:19:17,319	01:19:20,811	- Dad... - Say something!	- Dad... - Say something!
954	01:19:21,356	01:19:23,756	- He hung up. - Call again!	- He hung up. - Call again!
955	01:19:24,926	01:19:30,228	Cry... cry and call him! Cry!	Cry... cry and call him! Cry!
956	01:19:33,702	01:19:35,636	Are you Xie Xiaomeng's father?	Are you Xie Xiaomeng's father?
957	01:19:35,704	01:19:37,501	Listen, I have Xie Xiaomeng with me here.	Listen, I have Xie Xiaomeng with me here.
958	01:19:37,572	01:19:39,005	You bring the jade in exchange for him,	You bring the jade in exchange for him,
959	01:19:39,074	01:19:39,972	or I'll...	or I'll...
960	01:19:40,041	01:19:42,771	Kill him, right? I know. Thank you very much.	Kill him, right? I know. Thank you very much.
961	01:19:42,844	01:19:45,312	I don't want to see him anymore.	I don't want to see him anymore.
962	01:19:45,747	01:19:48,875	Hello... hello...	Hello... hello...
963	01:19:51,887	01:19:54,321	Maybe I didn't make myself clear?	Maybe I didn't make myself clear?
964	01:19:54,389	01:19:56,914	- Director Xie? - Who's this?	- Director Xie? - Who's this?
965	01:19:56,992	01:19:58,789	This is the police station.	This is the police station.
966	01:19:58,860	01:20:01,454	Someone's reported that your son's missing.	Someone's reported that your son's missing.
967	01:20:01,530	01:20:03,191	Listen.	Listen.
968	01:20:03,265	01:20:05,859	You can stop all this play-acting.	You can stop all this play-acting.
969	01:20:05,934	01:20:09,461	I know every trick in the book.	I know every trick in the book.
970	01:20:11,640	01:20:15,098	Look, the contract doesn't take effect for 10 more days.	Look, the contract doesn't take effect for 10 more days.
971	01:20:20,015	01:20:22,916	Xie, I know...	Xie, I know...
972	01:20:22,984	01:20:27,284	I know how much that piece of stone is worth.	I know how much that piece of stone is worth.
973	01:20:27,355	01:20:30,654	Okay, look, I'll buy that too.	Okay, look, I'll buy that too.
974	01:20:30,725	01:20:34,821	What you really want is my land.	What you really want is my land.
975	01:20:34,896	01:20:37,262	If I pay off my debt to you,	If I pay off my debt to you,
976	01:20:37,332	01:20:39,323	then I don't have to sell it.	then I don't have to sell it.
977	01:20:39,568	01:20:41,934	You think that makes any difference?	You think that makes any difference?
978	01:20:42,003	01:20:44,130	You'll still be left with just an empty shell.	You'll still be left with just an empty shell.
979	01:20:44,206	01:20:46,106	Who says it's an empty shell?	Who says it's an empty shell?
980	01:20:46,174	01:20:48,642	There are 200 workers in our factory.	There are 200 workers in our factory.
981	01:20:49,978	01:20:52,913	That's 200 mouths waiting to be fed!	That's 200 mouths waiting to be fed!
982	01:20:54,649	01:20:55,707	If you don't feed them,	If you don't feed them,
983	01:20:55,784	01:20:58,048	they'll turn around and devour you!	they'll turn around and devour you!
984	01:20:58,386	01:21:02,914	These days you can't even trust your own son.	These days you can't even trust your own son.
985	01:21:03,225	01:21:06,490	Wolves eat meat, dogs eat shit.	Wolves eat meat, dogs eat shit.
986	01:21:06,561	01:21:10,429	Survival of the fittest.	Survival of the fittest.
987	01:21:19,341	01:21:21,935	Work with me...	Work with me...
988	01:21:24,813	01:21:27,748	And from this floor up, it's all yours.	And from this floor up, it's all yours.
989	01:21:30,018	01:21:32,612	Looks like you'll gobble up my factory no matter what.	Looks like you'll gobble up my factory no matter what.
990	01:21:35,824	01:21:40,158	I'm not talking takeover. I'm talking collaboration.	I'm not talking takeover. I'm talking collaboration.
991	01:21:43,598	01:21:45,725	What kind of a father is he?	What kind of a father is he?
992	01:21:46,735	01:21:49,260	Abandoning his son!	Abandoning his son!
993	01:21:49,871	01:21:52,135	Not even fit to be called human.	Not even fit to be called human.
994	01:21:54,776	01:21:59,270	No, wait... He thinks I'm chicken.	No, wait... He thinks I'm chicken.
995	01:22:00,949	01:22:02,940	He looks down on me!	He looks down on me!
996	01:22:03,018	01:22:06,010	No, let me try again.	No, let me try again.
997	01:22:06,087	01:22:07,554	Let me.	Let me.
998	01:22:24,506	01:22:25,666	Hello	Hello
999	01:22:28,209	01:22:29,437	Xie Xiaomeng!	Xie Xiaomeng!
1000	01:22:29,511	01:22:30,478	Where are you?	Where are you?
1001	01:22:30,545	01:22:31,375	Bao.	Bao.
1002	01:22:31,446	01:22:34,347	Bao, help me!	Bao, help me!
1003	01:22:34,416	01:22:36,145	Listen to me very carefully...	Listen to me very carefully...
1004	01:22:36,217	01:22:38,378	I have Xie Xiaomeng.	I have Xie Xiaomeng.
1005	01:22:38,453	01:22:40,580	Bring the jade in exchange for him.	Bring the jade in exchange for him.
1006	01:22:40,655	01:22:42,953	You call the cops...	You call the cops...
1007	01:22:43,024	01:22:43,956	You bear the consequences!	You bear the consequences!
1008	01:22:44,025	01:22:44,992	The jade!	The jade!
1009	01:22:45,060	01:22:48,723	Tonight at 1 o'clock, under the lamppost outside Lohan temple.	Tonight at 1 o'clock, under the lamppost outside Lohan temple.
1010	01:22:48,797	01:22:50,788	Bring the goods.	Bring the goods.
1011	01:22:50,865	01:22:52,492	Someone will meet you.	Someone will meet you.
1012	01:22:52,567	01:22:55,536	I'm warning you: come alone.	I'm warning you: come alone.
1013	01:25:00,728	01:25:02,719	Son of a bitch drank Coke!	Son of a bitch drank Coke!
1014	01:25:02,797	01:25:07,257	I told you to flush the toilet!	I told you to flush the toilet!
1015	01:25:10,171	01:25:11,195	Come back here!	Come back here!
1016	01:25:20,782	01:25:22,374	Oh God, oh Buddha, have mercy on me.	Oh God, oh Buddha, have mercy on me.
1017	01:25:22,450	01:25:23,883	Amen.	Amen.
1018	01:25:27,122	01:25:30,387	Hello... hello... Bro'!	Hello... hello... Bro'!
1019	01:25:30,458	01:25:33,518	I got stuck down in the manhole. I can't get out.	I got stuck down in the manhole. I can't get out.
1020	01:25:33,595	01:25:35,859	My mobile can't get a signal, I can't reach you.	My mobile can't get a signal, I can't reach you.
1021	01:25:35,930	01:25:37,488	The battery is dying, I...	The battery is dying, I...
1022	01:25:37,565	01:25:38,930	I haven't eaten for several days.	I haven't eaten for several days.
1023	01:25:39,000	01:25:39,967	Find a way to save me.	Find a way to save me.
1024	01:25:40,034	01:25:41,592	Find a way yourself!	Find a way yourself!
1025	01:25:41,669	01:25:42,601	What?	What?
1026	01:25:43,605	01:25:46,802	Me? What way? Bro'?	Me? What way? Bro'?
1027	01:25:46,875	01:25:49,673	Hello... hello... hello...	Hello... hello... hello...
1028	01:25:49,744	01:25:51,439	You friggin' son of a bitch!	You friggin' son of a bitch!
1029	01:26:00,622	01:26:03,318	What? Never seen people making out?	What? Never seen people making out?
1030	01:26:04,559	01:26:05,685	Sorry.	Sorry.
1031	01:26:34,722	01:26:37,486	What? Never seen people making out?	What? Never seen people making out?
1032	01:26:41,129	01:26:43,063	What are you afraid of?	What are you afraid of?
1033	01:26:43,131	01:26:45,031	Don't you think we're going too fast?	Don't you think we're going too fast?
1034	01:26:45,099	01:26:46,396	Too fast.	Too fast.
1035	01:26:47,168	01:26:51,662	I've been waiting for so long.	I've been waiting for so long.
1036	01:26:53,474	01:26:54,668	Someone might see us.	Someone might see us.
1037	01:26:54,742	01:26:56,073	What? Who?	What? Who?
1038	01:26:56,144	01:26:57,668	There's someone outside.	There's someone outside.
1039	01:27:00,848	01:27:02,475	What do you want?	What do you want?
1040	01:27:02,550	01:27:03,608	Teach him a lesson!	Teach him a lesson!
1041	01:28:26,601	01:28:29,434	Mister, mister...	Mister, mister...
1042	01:28:29,504	01:28:32,200	That... I didn't do it on purpose.	That... I didn't do it on purpose.
1043	01:28:32,273	01:28:33,865	You saw!	You saw!
1044	01:28:33,941	01:28:35,966	You gotta vouch for me.	You gotta vouch for me.
1045	01:28:39,280	01:28:39,712	Hello.	Hello.
1046	01:28:39,781	01:28:41,339	I didn't do it on purpose.	I didn't do it on purpose.
1047	01:28:44,419	01:28:46,751	Sir, please don't go! Sir!	Sir, please don't go! Sir!
1048	01:28:48,122	01:28:49,714	Don't go!	Don't go!
1049	01:29:05,440	01:29:06,532	I did it, so what?	I did it, so what?
1050	01:29:06,607	01:29:10,475	You beat me, you nearly killed me!	You beat me, you nearly killed me!
1051	01:29:10,712	01:29:13,476	Xie Xiaomeng, was it you who took the jade?	Xie Xiaomeng, was it you who took the jade?
1052	01:29:13,548	01:29:15,243	Damn the friggin' jade!	Damn the friggin' jade!
1053	01:29:15,316	01:29:15,975	Bao.	Bao.
1054	01:29:16,050	01:29:19,076	I'll kill you... I'll kill you...	I'll kill you... I'll kill you...
1055	01:29:19,153	01:29:20,745	I found it in this place.	I found it in this place.
1056	01:29:20,822	01:29:22,380	You like the suitcase, huh?	You like the suitcase, huh?
1057	01:29:24,726	01:29:27,354	Xie Xiaomeng, did you switch the jades?	Xie Xiaomeng, did you switch the jades?
1058	01:29:27,428	01:29:30,864	Yes I did. So what? So bloody what?	Yes I did. So what? So bloody what?
1059	01:29:30,932	01:29:33,628	I'll kill you! I'll kill you!	I'll kill you! I'll kill you!
1060	01:29:33,701	01:29:34,190	Stop it!	Stop it!
1061	01:29:34,268	01:29:36,361	Bao, what do we do now?	Bao, what do we do now?
1062	01:29:36,437	01:29:37,369	Take him to the police!	Take him to the police!
1063	01:29:37,438	01:29:38,370	Okay, go.	Okay, go.
1064	01:29:38,439	01:29:45,572	I'll kill you! I'll kill you	I'll kill you! I'll kill you
1065	01:30:15,943	01:30:18,104	This is called... returning what?	This is called... returning what?
1066	01:30:18,179	01:30:19,510	Returning the jade intact to its rightful owner.	Returning the jade intact to its rightful owner.
1067	01:30:21,983	01:30:25,510	Wow! We were so lucky!	Wow! We were so lucky!
1068	01:30:26,187	01:30:30,089	We got back our jade, and the factory will be saved.	We got back our jade, and the factory will be saved.
1069	01:30:30,158	01:30:31,625	Bao, I want to keep this.	Bao, I want to keep this.
1070	01:30:31,692	01:30:33,159	- What? - This...	- What? - This...
1071	01:30:33,561	01:30:37,691	Why? As a souvenir. Let's go.	Why? As a souvenir. Let's go.
1072	01:30:39,300	01:30:41,325	That guy was on his bike,	That guy was on his bike,
1073	01:30:41,402	01:30:44,132	About 250 meters away from me.	About 250 meters away from me.
1074	01:30:44,205	01:30:45,229	I turned around,	I turned around,
1075	01:30:45,306	01:30:47,968	leaped and kicked him off his bike.	leaped and kicked him off his bike.
1076	01:30:48,042	01:30:51,011	He fell to the ground, then crawled up and ran off.	He fell to the ground, then crawled up and ran off.
1077	01:30:51,078	01:30:53,069	Bad luck for him, though: he got run over.	Bad luck for him, though: he got run over.
1078	01:30:53,147	01:30:57,413	Bao, your kung fu kicks are really lethal.	Bao, your kung fu kicks are really lethal.
1079	01:31:30,685	01:31:34,917	Hey, what're you doing?	Hey, what're you doing?
1080	01:31:36,357	01:31:38,985	When will you pay me for the headlight?	When will you pay me for the headlight?
1081	01:31:43,097	01:31:46,294	I see you're this factory's...	I see you're this factory's...
1082	01:31:46,367	01:31:48,198	Head of Security	Head of Security
1083	01:31:48,269	01:31:51,238	No wonder you've got such a hot temper!	No wonder you've got such a hot temper!
1084	01:31:51,305	01:31:53,535	I'll be your boss from now on.	I'll be your boss from now on.
1085	01:31:53,608	01:31:57,442	Don't worry. I'll take good care of you.	Don't worry. I'll take good care of you.
1086	01:31:57,645	01:31:58,976	Hold on a minute!	Hold on a minute!
1087	01:31:59,046	01:32:00,673	What do you mean by that?	What do you mean by that?
1088	01:32:08,189	01:32:11,386	Xie! Xie! Xie Qianli!	Xie! Xie! Xie Qianli!
1089	01:32:12,226	01:32:13,488	What's the matter?	What's the matter?
1090	01:32:13,561	01:32:15,222	Did you sell the factory?	Did you sell the factory?
1091	01:32:15,296	01:32:16,422	I'll talk to you later.	I'll talk to you later.
1092	01:32:16,497	01:32:17,930	I'll notify you all.	I'll notify you all.
1093	01:32:20,535	01:32:23,902	Now Mr. Feng Hai, President of the Big Fat Group,	Now Mr. Feng Hai, President of the Big Fat Group,
1094	01:32:23,971	01:32:26,531	will say a few words.	will say a few words.
1095	01:32:28,743	01:32:29,937	Thank you.	Thank you.
1096	01:32:31,445	01:32:35,211	Hello everyone, and welcome to our friends from the media...	Hello everyone, and welcome to our friends from the media...
1097	01:32:35,283	01:32:37,615	I'd like to make two announcements.	I'd like to make two announcements.
1098	01:32:37,685	01:32:43,419	First: our company has acquired the precious jade,	First: our company has acquired the precious jade,
1099	01:32:43,491	01:32:48,190	The Soul of China, for 8.5 million yuan.	The Soul of China, for 8.5 million yuan.
1100	01:32:48,262	01:32:52,460	And second: we're entering into a joint venture	And second: we're entering into a joint venture
1101	01:32:52,533	01:32:54,000	with Sunrise Handicrafts...	with Sunrise Handicrafts...
1102	01:32:54,068	01:32:56,002	To develop this valuable piece of real estate.	To develop this valuable piece of real estate.
1103	01:32:56,070	01:32:59,403	Soon a block of luxury service flats	Soon a block of luxury service flats
1104	01:32:59,473	01:33:04,376	will spring up from this spot!	will spring up from this spot!
1105	01:33:11,319	01:33:13,753	Turn it off! Turn it off!	Turn it off! Turn it off!
1106	01:33:15,423	01:33:19,154	Bao! What do you think you're doing?	Bao! What do you think you're doing?
1107	01:33:19,226	01:33:24,220	Bao, what are you doing?	Bao, what are you doing?
1108	01:33:26,500	01:33:29,333	Xie Qianli, damn you, you old bastard!	Xie Qianli, damn you, you old bastard!
1109	01:33:29,403	01:33:32,167	What did you tell me? What did you say?	What did you tell me? What did you say?
1110	01:33:32,239	01:33:34,366	You said you were selling the stone to save the factory.	You said you were selling the stone to save the factory.
1111	01:33:34,442	01:33:37,002	Everyone was hoping to get their job back.	Everyone was hoping to get their job back.
1112	01:33:37,078	01:33:39,979	But instead, you sold us all down the river!	But instead, you sold us all down the river!
1113	01:33:40,047	01:33:42,208	What happened to your conscience?	What happened to your conscience?
1114	01:34:09,810	01:34:12,335	I know. The old man will give in sooner or later	I know. The old man will give in sooner or later
1115	01:34:12,413	01:34:14,847	He can't slip out of our grasp.	He can't slip out of our grasp.
1116	01:34:15,950	01:34:19,010	Our grasp?	Our grasp?
1117	01:34:20,921	01:34:22,684	Thanks to you, a 2 million yuan deal is now costing us 10 million.	Thanks to you, a 2 million yuan deal is now costing us 10 million.
1118	01:34:22,757	01:34:26,420	Why are you still here? Get out of my sight!	Why are you still here? Get out of my sight!
1119	01:34:35,803	01:34:36,963	Yes?	Yes?
1120	01:34:37,038	01:34:39,006	There's been a minor mishap,	There's been a minor mishap,
1121	01:34:39,073	01:34:41,667	but everything's under control.	but everything's under control.
1122	01:34:41,742	01:34:43,437	A "minor mishap"?	A "minor mishap"?
1123	01:34:43,511	01:34:44,307	And you call yourself an expert?	And you call yourself an expert?
1124	01:34:44,378	01:34:47,108	My motto is "sincerity and trust".	My motto is "sincerity and trust".
1125	01:34:47,181	01:34:51,140	Tell your boss: I will get the job done.	Tell your boss: I will get the job done.
1126	01:34:51,218	01:34:53,118	I'm out of this now.	I'm out of this now.
1127	01:34:53,187	01:34:54,950	You go talk to Feng yourself.	You go talk to Feng yourself.
1128	01:34:55,022	01:34:56,614	Hello!	Hello!
1129	01:35:41,302	01:35:43,293	You've ruined my investment plans.	You've ruined my investment plans.
1130	01:35:43,370	01:35:45,702	How dare you come to me for money?	How dare you come to me for money?
1131	01:35:55,516	01:35:56,744	All these years I've toiled in obscurity	All these years I've toiled in obscurity
1132	01:35:56,817	01:36:00,844	I've suffered and sweated for you, Chairman Feng.	I've suffered and sweated for you, Chairman Feng.
1133	01:36:00,921	01:36:02,582	Please give me another chance.	Please give me another chance.
1134	01:36:02,656	01:36:04,317	Give you another chance!	Give you another chance!
1135	01:36:14,835	01:36:17,895	I think I've spoiled you by treating you too well	I think I've spoiled you by treating you too well
1136	01:36:17,972	01:36:21,464	I know everything about you.	I know everything about you.
1137	01:36:21,542	01:36:23,737	Enough to send you to jail forever.	Enough to send you to jail forever.
1138	01:36:29,750	01:36:33,948	I know you down to the mole on your ass.	I know you down to the mole on your ass.
1139	01:36:34,655	01:36:38,284	You just sit tight here and wait for the police.	You just sit tight here and wait for the police.
1140	01:36:42,763	01:36:46,028	A consummate marksman!	A consummate marksman!
1141	01:38:11,986	01:38:12,975	Hey!	Hey!
1142	01:38:15,789	01:38:16,813	Yes?	Yes?
1143	01:38:18,058	01:38:19,218	Don't move!	Don't move!
1144	01:38:20,527	01:38:24,361	Stand up slowly, turn around slowly.	Stand up slowly, turn around slowly.
1145	01:40:06,200	01:40:07,667	Hello.	Hello.
1146	01:40:12,272	01:40:15,764	Stick it up your lung! Shit!	Stick it up your lung! Shit!
1147	01:40:16,577	01:40:18,738	Mr. Qin is no longer with us.	Mr. Qin is no longer with us.
1148	01:40:19,313	01:40:20,746	I'm here to see Chairman Feng.	I'm here to see Chairman Feng.
1149	01:40:20,814	01:40:22,714	He has my driver's license.	He has my driver's license.
1150	01:40:22,783	01:40:23,545	Do you have an appointment?	Do you have an appointment?
1151	01:40:23,617	01:40:27,075	I'm just here to give him his headlight and get back my license!	I'm just here to give him his headlight and get back my license!
1152	01:40:27,421	01:40:29,355	I'm sorry, you can't go in without an appointment.	I'm sorry, you can't go in without an appointment.
1153	01:40:48,776	01:40:52,872	C'mon, I give back your headlight, you give me my license!	C'mon, I give back your headlight, you give me my license!
1154	01:40:53,280	01:40:54,474	You must have the wrong guy.	You must have the wrong guy.
1155	01:40:59,853	01:41:03,289	Stop pretending! I recognized you right away.	Stop pretending! I recognized you right away.
1156	01:41:03,357	01:41:04,984	The earring's a dead giveaway.	The earring's a dead giveaway.
1157	01:41:05,059	01:41:08,187	You waited for me every day outside the exhibition hall, right?	You waited for me every day outside the exhibition hall, right?
1158	01:41:29,616	01:41:32,710	Bao Shihong Captures Master Thief	Bao Shihong Captures Master Thief
1159	01:42:13,494	01:42:14,586	It's a fake.	It's a fake.
1160	01:42:51,765	01:42:55,064	My dear, slow and easy...	My dear, slow and easy...