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1 | 00:00:02,419 | 00:00:05,005 | [discordant piano notes] | [discordant piano notes] |
2 | 00:00:06,840 | 00:00:09,819 | [light percussive music] | [light percussive music] |
3 | 00:00:09,843 | 00:00:17,059 | ♪ ♪ | ♪ ♪ |
4 | 00:00:21,522 | 00:00:24,459 | [phone chimes] | [phone chimes] |
5 | 00:00:24,483 | 00:00:25,502 | ‐ [scoffs] | ‐ [scoffs] |
6 | 00:00:25,526 | 00:00:31,466 | ♪ ♪ | ♪ ♪ |
7 | 00:00:31,490 | 00:00:34,409 | ‐ [Rufus grunting] | ‐ [Rufus grunting] |
8 | 00:00:36,703 | 00:00:38,056 | [light chime] | [light chime] |
9 | 00:00:38,080 | 00:00:39,307 | ‐ Is there a game tonight? | ‐ Is there a game tonight? |
10 | 00:00:39,331 | 00:00:41,059 | It's not cool having secret games | It's not cool having secret games |
11 | 00:00:41,083 | 00:00:42,268 | you don't tell me about, Rufus‐‐ | you don't tell me about, Rufus‐‐ |
12 | 00:00:42,292 | 00:00:43,436 | ‐ I'm not here for the poker. | ‐ I'm not here for the poker. |
13 | 00:00:43,460 | 00:00:44,771 | I'm just here to hide from Garrett | I'm just here to hide from Garrett |
14 | 00:00:44,795 | 00:00:46,189 | and his incessant planning. | and his incessant planning. |
15 | 00:00:46,213 | 00:00:47,649 | He keeps sending me emails | He keeps sending me emails |
16 | 00:00:47,673 | 00:00:48,983 | to see if I got his emails. | to see if I got his emails. |
17 | 00:00:49,007 | 00:00:50,777 | ‐ I know! It's a trip to Big Bear, | ‐ I know! It's a trip to Big Bear, |
18 | 00:00:50,801 | 00:00:52,862 | not the plot to "Inception." | not the plot to "Inception." |
19 | 00:00:52,886 | 00:00:54,530 | I love these piña coladas. | I love these piña coladas. |
20 | 00:00:54,554 | 00:00:56,115 | You know, it's the only way I can get lit | You know, it's the only way I can get lit |
21 | 00:00:56,139 | 00:00:57,825 | and still make my deliveries. ‐ Hey, | and still make my deliveries. ‐ Hey, |
22 | 00:00:57,849 | 00:00:59,702 | you don't need to fake drink to have a fake good time. | you don't need to fake drink to have a fake good time. |
23 | 00:00:59,726 | 00:01:00,870 | ‐ Disagree. | ‐ Disagree. |
24 | 00:01:00,894 | 00:01:02,872 | Ugh, I cannot wait for this trip. | Ugh, I cannot wait for this trip. |
25 | 00:01:02,896 | 00:01:04,707 | I'm so sick of my apartment. | I'm so sick of my apartment. |
26 | 00:01:04,731 | 00:01:05,833 | I miss people. | I miss people. |
27 | 00:01:05,857 | 00:01:08,211 | For a while the deliveries were taking the edge off, | For a while the deliveries were taking the edge off, |
28 | 00:01:08,235 | 00:01:09,379 | but now people don't even come to the door. | but now people don't even come to the door. |
29 | 00:01:09,403 | 00:01:10,547 | They just leave a little sign | They just leave a little sign |
30 | 00:01:10,571 | 00:01:12,215 | that says "leave food on porch." | that says "leave food on porch." |
31 | 00:01:12,239 | 00:01:13,716 | ‐ Mine just says "no." | ‐ Mine just says "no." |
32 | 00:01:13,740 | 00:01:15,468 | Speaking of, uh, human interaction, | Speaking of, uh, human interaction, |
33 | 00:01:15,492 | 00:01:16,719 | you heard from Annie? | you heard from Annie? |
34 | 00:01:16,743 | 00:01:18,388 | She's been radio silent lately. | She's been radio silent lately. |
35 | 00:01:18,412 | 00:01:19,556 | ‐ Huh. | ‐ Huh. |
36 | 00:01:19,580 | 00:01:22,058 | You know, Ben's been strangely nonparticipatory as well. | You know, Ben's been strangely nonparticipatory as well. |
37 | 00:01:22,082 | 00:01:25,019 | You don't think they're being strangely nonparticipatory | You don't think they're being strangely nonparticipatory |
38 | 00:01:25,043 | 00:01:26,312 | together, do you? | together, do you? |
39 | 00:01:26,336 | 00:01:28,398 | ‐ I mean, I kinda do now. | ‐ I mean, I kinda do now. |
40 | 00:01:28,422 | 00:01:30,525 | ‐ Ugh, I wish they would just get it over with and smash. | ‐ Ugh, I wish they would just get it over with and smash. |
41 | 00:01:30,549 | 00:01:33,152 | Cis sexual tension just tires me. | Cis sexual tension just tires me. |
42 | 00:01:33,176 | 00:01:34,320 | ‐ You know? Me too. | ‐ You know? Me too. |
43 | 00:01:34,344 | 00:01:35,363 | [light chime] ‐ What, what! | [light chime] ‐ What, what! |
44 | 00:01:35,387 | 00:01:38,074 | ‐ Hey! ‐ Whoo! | ‐ Hey! ‐ Whoo! |
45 | 00:01:38,098 | 00:01:39,909 | ‐ We think Ben and Annie hooked up! | ‐ We think Ben and Annie hooked up! |
46 | 00:01:39,933 | 00:01:42,078 | ‐ What? Yes! | ‐ What? Yes! |
47 | 00:01:42,102 | 00:01:43,413 | Finally! Bannie! | Finally! Bannie! |
48 | 00:01:43,437 | 00:01:45,581 | Wait, are we all hiding from Garrett in here? | Wait, are we all hiding from Garrett in here? |
49 | 00:01:45,605 | 00:01:47,750 | ‐ 100%. ‐ Hiding, drinking... | ‐ 100%. ‐ Hiding, drinking... |
50 | 00:01:47,774 | 00:01:50,837 | ‐ Look, after watching Amy Cooper almost kill a Black man | ‐ Look, after watching Amy Cooper almost kill a Black man |
51 | 00:01:50,861 | 00:01:52,422 | and a dog today, I could sit through | and a dog today, I could sit through |
52 | 00:01:52,446 | 00:01:54,882 | 100 Garrett PowerPoint presentations | 100 Garrett PowerPoint presentations |
53 | 00:01:54,906 | 00:01:57,760 | just to escape the madness for a bit. | just to escape the madness for a bit. |
54 | 00:01:57,784 | 00:01:59,721 | Rufus! You're too far away. | Rufus! You're too far away. |
55 | 00:01:59,745 | 00:02:01,431 | Come give me a hug. ‐ No, no, no, no, no. | Come give me a hug. ‐ No, no, no, no, no. |
56 | 00:02:01,455 | 00:02:02,473 | Michelle, you know how I feel about hugs. | Michelle, you know how I feel about hugs. |
57 | 00:02:02,497 | 00:02:05,226 | ‐ Yes, and I'm actively choosing to ignore you. | ‐ Yes, and I'm actively choosing to ignore you. |
58 | 00:02:05,250 | 00:02:06,894 | [smooching] Hugs, hugs, hugs. | [smooching] Hugs, hugs, hugs. |
59 | 00:02:06,918 | 00:02:08,271 | Hugs with people. | Hugs with people. |
60 | 00:02:08,295 | 00:02:10,773 | Hugs, hugs, hugs. ‐ For real? | Hugs, hugs, hugs. ‐ For real? |
61 | 00:02:10,797 | 00:02:12,442 | ‐ No. For virtual. | ‐ No. For virtual. |
62 | 00:02:12,466 | 00:02:13,610 | ‐ You've been hiding from me? | ‐ You've been hiding from me? |
63 | 00:02:13,634 | 00:02:15,445 | That's not why I got you these headsets. | That's not why I got you these headsets. |
64 | 00:02:15,469 | 00:02:18,114 | ‐ Yes, but it is a wonderful bonus. | ‐ Yes, but it is a wonderful bonus. |
65 | 00:02:18,138 | 00:02:20,116 | ‐ Big Bear PowerPoint starts in five. | ‐ Big Bear PowerPoint starts in five. |
66 | 00:02:20,140 | 00:02:22,285 | I need everyone to be present and focused. | I need everyone to be present and focused. |
67 | 00:02:22,309 | 00:02:24,621 | I have planned this trip to the last detail. | I have planned this trip to the last detail. |
68 | 00:02:24,645 | 00:02:27,457 | One misstep, one person messes up, | One misstep, one person messes up, |
69 | 00:02:27,481 | 00:02:29,626 | and the whole thing is ruined. | and the whole thing is ruined. |
70 | 00:02:29,650 | 00:02:32,712 | Traveling during a pandemic is not fun and games. | Traveling during a pandemic is not fun and games. |
71 | 00:02:32,736 | 00:02:34,964 | I need everyone to take this seriously. | I need everyone to take this seriously. |
72 | 00:02:34,988 | 00:02:37,282 | [splat] | [splat] |
73 | 00:02:39,660 | 00:02:41,220 | [rapid firing] | [rapid firing] |
74 | 00:02:41,244 | 00:02:43,181 | [sighs] ‐ [chuckles] | [sighs] ‐ [chuckles] |
75 | 00:02:43,205 | 00:02:44,307 | [laser hums] | [laser hums] |
76 | 00:02:44,331 | 00:02:45,350 | ‐ Uh‐oh! Uh‐oh! | ‐ Uh‐oh! Uh‐oh! |
77 | 00:02:45,374 | 00:02:47,644 | [laughter, shouting] | [laughter, shouting] |
78 | 00:02:47,668 | 00:02:50,647 | [light music] | [light music] |
79 | 00:02:50,671 | 00:02:51,981 | ♪ ♪ | ♪ ♪ |
80 | 00:02:52,005 | 00:02:55,902 | ‐ In a world where it's unsafe to leave your homes, | ‐ In a world where it's unsafe to leave your homes, |
81 | 00:02:55,926 | 00:02:59,155 | one group of friends would redefine our notions | one group of friends would redefine our notions |
82 | 00:02:59,179 | 00:03:01,324 | of extra‐precautionary measures | of extra‐precautionary measures |
83 | 00:03:01,348 | 00:03:03,910 | in order to prepare for... | in order to prepare for... |
84 | 00:03:03,934 | 00:03:06,120 | Operation Big Bear. | Operation Big Bear. |
85 | 00:03:06,144 | 00:03:07,747 | [laughter, cheers] | [laughter, cheers] |
86 | 00:03:07,771 | 00:03:09,582 | Yes! We made it! | Yes! We made it! |
87 | 00:03:09,606 | 00:03:13,002 | In 24 hours, our safe bubble commences. | In 24 hours, our safe bubble commences. |
88 | 00:03:13,026 | 00:03:14,962 | ‐ Yes! Human contact! | ‐ Yes! Human contact! |
89 | 00:03:14,986 | 00:03:17,298 | ‐ Adult, non‐husband human contact. | ‐ Adult, non‐husband human contact. |
90 | 00:03:17,322 | 00:03:19,801 | ‐ Anxiety‐inducing human contact. | ‐ Anxiety‐inducing human contact. |
91 | 00:03:19,825 | 00:03:21,844 | ‐ I need this so bad. | ‐ I need this so bad. |
92 | 00:03:21,868 | 00:03:25,890 | 2020 has been like a constant steady stream of body blows, | 2020 has been like a constant steady stream of body blows, |
93 | 00:03:25,914 | 00:03:28,059 | and this trip is giving me something to live for! | and this trip is giving me something to live for! |
94 | 00:03:28,083 | 00:03:30,353 | ‐ Can I renew my strenuous objections? | ‐ Can I renew my strenuous objections? |
95 | 00:03:30,377 | 00:03:31,521 | None of us have Type O blood; | None of us have Type O blood; |
96 | 00:03:31,545 | 00:03:33,773 | if we get this thing, we're all dead. | if we get this thing, we're all dead. |
97 | 00:03:33,797 | 00:03:35,024 | ‐ Wait, are you backing out? | ‐ Wait, are you backing out? |
98 | 00:03:35,048 | 00:03:36,776 | ‐ No, I'm backing in... | ‐ No, I'm backing in... |
99 | 00:03:36,800 | 00:03:39,987 | to my sealed and sterilized tent I'll be setting up in New York. | to my sealed and sterilized tent I'll be setting up in New York. |
100 | 00:03:40,011 | 00:03:41,322 | If any of you need me, | If any of you need me, |
101 | 00:03:41,346 | 00:03:42,698 | I'll join all group activities from my phone. | I'll join all group activities from my phone. |
102 | 00:03:42,722 | 00:03:45,034 | ‐ Rufus, you still think it's dangerous? | ‐ Rufus, you still think it's dangerous? |
103 | 00:03:45,058 | 00:03:46,786 | Come on, we've been so good! | Come on, we've been so good! |
104 | 00:03:46,810 | 00:03:48,037 | ‐ No, I don't think. I know. | ‐ No, I don't think. I know. |
105 | 00:03:48,061 | 00:03:49,872 | ‐ Well, this is actually a good segue | ‐ Well, this is actually a good segue |
106 | 00:03:49,896 | 00:03:53,275 | into my first slide. | into my first slide. |
107 | 00:03:55,902 | 00:03:58,548 | And y'all have, so give yourselves a pat on the back. | And y'all have, so give yourselves a pat on the back. |
108 | 00:03:58,572 | 00:04:00,716 | Now, I know that it's been hard | Now, I know that it's been hard |
109 | 00:04:00,740 | 00:04:03,219 | doing my ultra‐tight 14‐day quarantine, | doing my ultra‐tight 14‐day quarantine, |
110 | 00:04:03,243 | 00:04:06,722 | but now it is time to reap the rewards. | but now it is time to reap the rewards. |
111 | 00:04:06,746 | 00:04:09,016 | ‐ Yes! ‐ Oh, come to papa. | ‐ Yes! ‐ Oh, come to papa. |
112 | 00:04:09,040 | 00:04:10,935 | ‐ Seven beds, nine baths, | ‐ Seven beds, nine baths, |
113 | 00:04:10,959 | 00:04:13,312 | a pool and a hot tub overlooking the lake. | a pool and a hot tub overlooking the lake. |
114 | 00:04:13,336 | 00:04:15,064 | [cheering] And it would not be | [cheering] And it would not be |
115 | 00:04:15,088 | 00:04:18,818 | Scandinavian design without a sauna. | Scandinavian design without a sauna. |
116 | 00:04:18,842 | 00:04:21,654 | Your sacrifices have not been in vain. | Your sacrifices have not been in vain. |
117 | 00:04:21,678 | 00:04:25,074 | Tomorrow, we will escape our dystopian existence, | Tomorrow, we will escape our dystopian existence, |
118 | 00:04:25,098 | 00:04:26,576 | flee this city, | flee this city, |
119 | 00:04:26,600 | 00:04:29,036 | and give each other hugs for realsies. | and give each other hugs for realsies. |
120 | 00:04:29,060 | 00:04:30,913 | Except for Rufus who hates hugs | Except for Rufus who hates hugs |
121 | 00:04:30,937 | 00:04:32,248 | and will be in a tent. | and will be in a tent. |
122 | 00:04:32,272 | 00:04:34,250 | Now, supplies. | Now, supplies. |
123 | 00:04:34,274 | 00:04:37,587 | Who has brought forth the Lysol Wipes? | Who has brought forth the Lysol Wipes? |
124 | 00:04:37,611 | 00:04:39,255 | See? This is why I didn't want | See? This is why I didn't want |
125 | 00:04:39,279 | 00:04:40,506 | to start without Ben and Annie. | to start without Ben and Annie. |
126 | 00:04:40,530 | 00:04:42,258 | This is their department. | This is their department. |
127 | 00:04:42,282 | 00:04:44,093 | What's going on, guys? Where's Ben and Annie? | What's going on, guys? Where's Ben and Annie? |
128 | 00:04:44,117 | 00:04:46,679 | ‐ We have our suspicions. | ‐ We have our suspicions. |
129 | 00:04:46,703 | 00:04:48,055 | ‐ Hey, guys. Sorry I'm late. | ‐ Hey, guys. Sorry I'm late. |
130 | 00:04:48,079 | 00:04:50,641 | ‐ Apology accepted. Where are the Lysol Wipes? | ‐ Apology accepted. Where are the Lysol Wipes? |
131 | 00:04:50,665 | 00:04:52,351 | Annie's got them. I talked to her earlier. | Annie's got them. I talked to her earlier. |
132 | 00:04:52,375 | 00:04:53,895 | ‐ [gasps] | ‐ [gasps] |
133 | 00:04:53,919 | 00:04:55,438 | ‐ Was she not supposed to get them? | ‐ Was she not supposed to get them? |
134 | 00:04:55,462 | 00:04:56,939 | ‐ You got your hair done. | ‐ You got your hair done. |
135 | 00:04:56,963 | 00:04:58,900 | ‐ Oh! Yeah, I did. | ‐ Oh! Yeah, I did. |
136 | 00:04:58,924 | 00:04:59,984 | I‐I did it myself. | I‐I did it myself. |
137 | 00:05:00,008 | 00:05:01,944 | You know, it took a long time, but I got it done‐‐ | You know, it took a long time, but I got it done‐‐ |
138 | 00:05:01,968 | 00:05:04,071 | ‐ Brother man, you went from Tim Meadows to Allen Iverson. | ‐ Brother man, you went from Tim Meadows to Allen Iverson. |
139 | 00:05:04,095 | 00:05:06,616 | You did not do that yourself. ‐ And you got lined up. | You did not do that yourself. ‐ And you got lined up. |
140 | 00:05:06,640 | 00:05:08,117 | You know you can't use your left hand. | You know you can't use your left hand. |
141 | 00:05:08,141 | 00:05:10,119 | ‐ Yes, I can! I've been practicing. | ‐ Yes, I can! I've been practicing. |
142 | 00:05:10,143 | 00:05:11,954 | ‐ There is no way you did that by yourself! | ‐ There is no way you did that by yourself! |
143 | 00:05:11,978 | 00:05:13,915 | If you don't tell all of us what is going on, | If you don't tell all of us what is going on, |
144 | 00:05:13,939 | 00:05:16,250 | I will start a podcast until I solve this mystery. | I will start a podcast until I solve this mystery. |
145 | 00:05:16,274 | 00:05:17,919 | ‐ Ben, did you maybe get some help? | ‐ Ben, did you maybe get some help? |
146 | 00:05:17,943 | 00:05:20,797 | ‐ Yeah, maybe someone did it for you? | ‐ Yeah, maybe someone did it for you? |
147 | 00:05:20,821 | 00:05:22,799 | ‐ We haven't really heard from you or Annie recently. | ‐ We haven't really heard from you or Annie recently. |
148 | 00:05:22,823 | 00:05:24,801 | Did you maybe‐‐ ‐ Okay, fine! You got me. | Did you maybe‐‐ ‐ Okay, fine! You got me. |
149 | 00:05:24,825 | 00:05:26,761 | All right, we went to the barbershop, | All right, we went to the barbershop, |
150 | 00:05:26,785 | 00:05:28,971 | but they were extra‐‐ ‐ Wait, I heard a "we" in there! | but they were extra‐‐ ‐ Wait, I heard a "we" in there! |
151 | 00:05:28,995 | 00:05:30,348 | Guys, I‐‐ ‐ Oh, "we"! | Guys, I‐‐ ‐ Oh, "we"! |
152 | 00:05:30,372 | 00:05:31,641 | ‐ Wait! | ‐ Wait! |
153 | 00:05:31,665 | 00:05:33,476 | Together: A barbershop? | Together: A barbershop? |
154 | 00:05:33,500 | 00:05:35,436 | ‐ Michelle, did your brother just say | ‐ Michelle, did your brother just say |
155 | 00:05:35,460 | 00:05:37,480 | he broke my very clear quarantine instructions | he broke my very clear quarantine instructions |
156 | 00:05:37,504 | 00:05:40,316 | to go to the barbershop? ‐ Relax! | to go to the barbershop? ‐ Relax! |
157 | 00:05:40,340 | 00:05:41,484 | Okay, everything was outdoors. | Okay, everything was outdoors. |
158 | 00:05:41,508 | 00:05:42,485 | They never took the mask off. I'm good. | They never took the mask off. I'm good. |
159 | 00:05:42,509 | 00:05:44,487 | ‐ Typical B‐positive. | ‐ Typical B‐positive. |
160 | 00:05:44,511 | 00:05:47,156 | You are the Pisces of blood types! | You are the Pisces of blood types! |
161 | 00:05:47,180 | 00:05:48,324 | ‐ Breathe, baby. | ‐ Breathe, baby. |
162 | 00:05:48,348 | 00:05:49,534 | ‐ Do you smell pennies? | ‐ Do you smell pennies? |
163 | 00:05:49,558 | 00:05:52,453 | ‐ Ben, how dare you pollute my extreme excitement for you | ‐ Ben, how dare you pollute my extreme excitement for you |
164 | 00:05:52,477 | 00:05:54,330 | with my extreme disappointment in you? | with my extreme disappointment in you? |
165 | 00:05:54,354 | 00:05:56,415 | Were the rules strict? Yes. | Were the rules strict? Yes. |
166 | 00:05:56,439 | 00:05:58,000 | Yes, they were, | Yes, they were, |
167 | 00:05:58,024 | 00:05:59,460 | but we all followed them anyway | but we all followed them anyway |
168 | 00:05:59,484 | 00:06:02,338 | because this was important to Garrett. | because this was important to Garrett. |
169 | 00:06:02,362 | 00:06:05,967 | And more importantly, to me. ‐ And more importantly for me! | And more importantly, to me. ‐ And more importantly for me! |
170 | 00:06:05,991 | 00:06:09,178 | I needed this, and you wrecked it with your mysterious "we," | I needed this, and you wrecked it with your mysterious "we," |
171 | 00:06:09,202 | 00:06:10,638 | which I'm also excited about, | which I'm also excited about, |
172 | 00:06:10,662 | 00:06:12,557 | and your weird, celebratory haircut afterwards. | and your weird, celebratory haircut afterwards. |
173 | 00:06:12,581 | 00:06:14,725 | ‐ Very excited and very disappointed. | ‐ Very excited and very disappointed. |
174 | 00:06:14,749 | 00:06:16,519 | ‐ Pradeep, are you really doing this right now? | ‐ Pradeep, are you really doing this right now? |
175 | 00:06:16,543 | 00:06:19,188 | ‐ Yes! I call out injustice when I see it‐‐ | ‐ Yes! I call out injustice when I see it‐‐ |
176 | 00:06:19,212 | 00:06:20,857 | ‐ When you know good and damn well | ‐ When you know good and damn well |
177 | 00:06:20,881 | 00:06:22,525 | you brought your housekeeper back. | you brought your housekeeper back. |
178 | 00:06:22,549 | 00:06:23,842 | ‐ Oh! | ‐ Oh! |
179 | 00:06:25,385 | 00:06:26,529 | ‐ This is really about Ben, Garrett. | ‐ This is really about Ben, Garrett. |
180 | 00:06:26,553 | 00:06:28,030 | I want you to remember that. | I want you to remember that. |
181 | 00:06:28,054 | 00:06:29,532 | ‐ Pradeep, is this true? | ‐ Pradeep, is this true? |
182 | 00:06:29,556 | 00:06:32,660 | ‐ I had a weak moment. Okay? | ‐ I had a weak moment. Okay? |
183 | 00:06:32,684 | 00:06:35,162 | One time, like two weeks ago. | One time, like two weeks ago. |
184 | 00:06:35,186 | 00:06:37,373 | [vacuum whirring] | [vacuum whirring] |
185 | 00:06:37,397 | 00:06:39,208 | Which is when | Which is when |
186 | 00:06:39,232 | 00:06:41,878 | we scheduled weekly visits, so... | we scheduled weekly visits, so... |
187 | 00:06:41,902 | 00:06:44,380 | ‐ Oh, God. ‐ A weekly weak moment. | ‐ Oh, God. ‐ A weekly weak moment. |
188 | 00:06:44,404 | 00:06:46,549 | ‐ Three times! I got one haircut once. | ‐ Three times! I got one haircut once. |
189 | 00:06:46,573 | 00:06:48,217 | ‐ Wha‐‐ men are just so selfish. | ‐ Wha‐‐ men are just so selfish. |
190 | 00:06:48,241 | 00:06:49,552 | ‐ I‐I'm sorry. | ‐ I‐I'm sorry. |
191 | 00:06:49,576 | 00:06:51,887 | Truly, Garrett, I tried, but‐‐ | Truly, Garrett, I tried, but‐‐ |
192 | 00:06:51,911 | 00:06:53,931 | you know, you guys don't have kids. | you know, you guys don't have kids. |
193 | 00:06:53,955 | 00:06:55,766 | And we needed help. | And we needed help. |
194 | 00:06:55,790 | 00:06:58,227 | Our housekeeper, our nanny, our gardener‐‐ | Our housekeeper, our nanny, our gardener‐‐ |
195 | 00:06:58,251 | 00:06:59,854 | together: Nanny? ‐ Whoa. | together: Nanny? ‐ Whoa. |
196 | 00:06:59,878 | 00:07:01,147 | ‐ That's right! | ‐ That's right! |
197 | 00:07:01,171 | 00:07:02,690 | Our occasional nanny. | Our occasional nanny. |
198 | 00:07:02,714 | 00:07:04,859 | They are barely keeping me and Richie above water. | They are barely keeping me and Richie above water. |
199 | 00:07:04,883 | 00:07:06,652 | ‐ Does anybody else see black spots? | ‐ Does anybody else see black spots? |
200 | 00:07:06,676 | 00:07:07,571 | ‐ In and out, baby. ‐ Garrett, | ‐ In and out, baby. ‐ Garrett, |
201 | 00:07:07,595 | 00:07:08,738 | we took every precaution. | we took every precaution. |
202 | 00:07:08,762 | 00:07:09,739 | We wore masks. | We wore masks. |
203 | 00:07:09,763 | 00:07:11,407 | We took each other's temperatures. | We took each other's temperatures. |
204 | 00:07:11,431 | 00:07:14,910 | We broke your quarantine rules respectfully and responsibly. | We broke your quarantine rules respectfully and responsibly. |
205 | 00:07:14,934 | 00:07:16,537 | ‐ How could you? | ‐ How could you? |
206 | 00:07:16,561 | 00:07:18,414 | And the lying makes it worse, Pradeep. | And the lying makes it worse, Pradeep. |
207 | 00:07:18,438 | 00:07:19,999 | The lying makes it worse. | The lying makes it worse. |
208 | 00:07:20,023 | 00:07:21,375 | ‐ Oh, does it, Ellis? | ‐ Oh, does it, Ellis? |
209 | 00:07:21,399 | 00:07:22,918 | Does the lying make it worse? | Does the lying make it worse? |
210 | 00:07:22,942 | 00:07:24,944 | ‐ Yes, it does. It makes it sting. | ‐ Yes, it does. It makes it sting. |
211 | 00:07:26,112 | 00:07:28,758 | ‐ Ellis goes to an illegal SoulCycle speakeasy. | ‐ Ellis goes to an illegal SoulCycle speakeasy. |
212 | 00:07:28,782 | 00:07:29,925 | ‐ [wailing] ‐ What? | ‐ [wailing] ‐ What? |
213 | 00:07:29,949 | 00:07:30,968 | ‐ They won't let me cancel my membership | ‐ They won't let me cancel my membership |
214 | 00:07:30,992 | 00:07:33,179 | and I need to work off all that dumb sourdough | and I need to work off all that dumb sourdough |
215 | 00:07:33,203 | 00:07:34,263 | you guys keep sending me! | you guys keep sending me! |
216 | 00:07:34,287 | 00:07:35,806 | What am I supposed to do, not use it? | What am I supposed to do, not use it? |
217 | 00:07:35,830 | 00:07:36,725 | ‐ Yeah! ‐ That's exactly what | ‐ Yeah! ‐ That's exactly what |
218 | 00:07:36,749 | 00:07:38,309 | you're supposed to do! | you're supposed to do! |
219 | 00:07:38,333 | 00:07:39,852 | ‐ It is not as bad as it sounds, okay? | ‐ It is not as bad as it sounds, okay? |
220 | 00:07:39,876 | 00:07:41,270 | The basement has a little air hole. | The basement has a little air hole. |
221 | 00:07:41,294 | 00:07:42,855 | ‐ The basement? | ‐ The basement? |
222 | 00:07:42,879 | 00:07:45,900 | ‐ Do you guys have any idea how much planning | ‐ Do you guys have any idea how much planning |
223 | 00:07:45,924 | 00:07:47,276 | has gone into this trip? | has gone into this trip? |
224 | 00:07:47,300 | 00:07:48,611 | ‐ Oh, yes, this is the third meeting | ‐ Oh, yes, this is the third meeting |
225 | 00:07:48,635 | 00:07:50,279 | with shower schedules on the agenda. | with shower schedules on the agenda. |
226 | 00:07:50,303 | 00:07:51,447 | ‐ Garrett, I know you're angry, | ‐ Garrett, I know you're angry, |
227 | 00:07:51,471 | 00:07:52,782 | and you have every reason to be, | and you have every reason to be, |
228 | 00:07:52,806 | 00:07:55,034 | but you don't need to cancel this trip. | but you don't need to cancel this trip. |
229 | 00:07:55,058 | 00:07:56,952 | These were tiny infractions, all right? | These were tiny infractions, all right? |
230 | 00:07:56,976 | 00:08:00,122 | Medicinal, prescriptive, safe interactions | Medicinal, prescriptive, safe interactions |
231 | 00:08:00,146 | 00:08:02,124 | that we all desperately needed. | that we all desperately needed. |
232 | 00:08:02,148 | 00:08:05,461 | Like my socially‐distanced walk with Michelle yesterday. | Like my socially‐distanced walk with Michelle yesterday. |
233 | 00:08:05,485 | 00:08:07,129 | ‐ Oh, for real? ‐ Well, I was on blast, | ‐ Oh, for real? ‐ Well, I was on blast, |
234 | 00:08:07,153 | 00:08:09,465 | now you're on blast. It's the circle of blast. | now you're on blast. It's the circle of blast. |
235 | 00:08:09,489 | 00:08:11,550 | ‐ What treachery is this? | ‐ What treachery is this? |
236 | 00:08:11,574 | 00:08:13,803 | ‐ Did you not‐‐ I mean, were walks no‐‐ | ‐ Did you not‐‐ I mean, were walks no‐‐ |
237 | 00:08:13,827 | 00:08:16,305 | because the approved list of activities was a little bit‐‐ | because the approved list of activities was a little bit‐‐ |
238 | 00:08:16,329 | 00:08:19,141 | ‐ The approved list of activities was very clear. | ‐ The approved list of activities was very clear. |
239 | 00:08:19,165 | 00:08:21,936 | ‐ Okay, Garrett, I'm human. I'm sorry! | ‐ Okay, Garrett, I'm human. I'm sorry! |
240 | 00:08:21,960 | 00:08:23,938 | I made a mistake! We all did. | I made a mistake! We all did. |
241 | 00:08:23,962 | 00:08:25,147 | ‐ I didn't, | ‐ I didn't, |
242 | 00:08:25,171 | 00:08:28,150 | but I still think this trip is a mass burial waiting to happen. | but I still think this trip is a mass burial waiting to happen. |
243 | 00:08:28,174 | 00:08:31,487 | And woe be the person that stays in that cabin after you, | And woe be the person that stays in that cabin after you, |
244 | 00:08:31,511 | 00:08:33,114 | because Ellis is for sure gonna haunt them. | because Ellis is for sure gonna haunt them. |
245 | 00:08:33,138 | 00:08:35,574 | ‐ Well, thank you, Rufus. I feel very seen. | ‐ Well, thank you, Rufus. I feel very seen. |
246 | 00:08:35,598 | 00:08:37,576 | ‐ This is like when I accidentally heard a spoiler | ‐ This is like when I accidentally heard a spoiler |
247 | 00:08:37,600 | 00:08:39,328 | for the final season of "Game of Thrones." | for the final season of "Game of Thrones." |
248 | 00:08:39,352 | 00:08:42,164 | Disappointing for so many reasons. | Disappointing for so many reasons. |
249 | 00:08:42,188 | 00:08:43,666 | ‐ Hey, I thought we were gonna watch "World of Dance." | ‐ Hey, I thought we were gonna watch "World of Dance." |
250 | 00:08:43,690 | 00:08:46,293 | ‐ Uh, thank you for the reminder, Alexa. | ‐ Uh, thank you for the reminder, Alexa. |
251 | 00:08:46,317 | 00:08:47,254 | All right, just gimme a second. | All right, just gimme a second. |
252 | 00:08:47,278 | 00:08:48,337 | I got a work thing. | I got a work thing. |
253 | 00:08:48,361 | 00:08:50,131 | ‐ That wasn't Alexa. | ‐ That wasn't Alexa. |
254 | 00:08:50,155 | 00:08:52,508 | ‐ Was that Paz? | ‐ Was that Paz? |
255 | 00:08:52,532 | 00:08:54,343 | ‐ The "we" was Paz? | ‐ The "we" was Paz? |
256 | 00:08:54,367 | 00:08:56,679 | ‐ The "we" was Paz. | ‐ The "we" was Paz. |
257 | 00:08:56,703 | 00:08:58,514 | ‐ All right, that's it! That's it. | ‐ All right, that's it! That's it. |
258 | 00:08:58,538 | 00:09:01,166 | Operation Big Bear is Operation Cancelled. | Operation Big Bear is Operation Cancelled. |
259 | 00:09:06,337 | 00:09:07,417 | ‐ Paz? How did this happen? | ‐ Paz? How did this happen? |
260 | 00:09:07,547 | 00:09:08,858 | Just last week, you were off her. | Just last week, you were off her. |
261 | 00:09:08,882 | 00:09:09,859 | And now you're back on her? | And now you're back on her? |
262 | 00:09:09,883 | 00:09:11,193 | ‐ I cannot abide attractive | ‐ I cannot abide attractive |
263 | 00:09:11,217 | 00:09:13,154 | but ultimately shallow people... | but ultimately shallow people... |
264 | 00:09:13,178 | 00:09:14,530 | who are women. | who are women. |
265 | 00:09:14,554 | 00:09:18,034 | Most of my follows on Insta are hot male sociopaths. | Most of my follows on Insta are hot male sociopaths. |
266 | 00:09:18,058 | 00:09:21,537 | The point is, you point us in an awkward position, Benjamin. | The point is, you point us in an awkward position, Benjamin. |
267 | 00:09:21,561 | 00:09:23,456 | ‐ Look, you know how lonely I've been. | ‐ Look, you know how lonely I've been. |
268 | 00:09:23,480 | 00:09:25,374 | Plus, this week has been insane; | Plus, this week has been insane; |
269 | 00:09:25,398 | 00:09:28,002 | Amy Cooper, COVID cases skyrocketing. | Amy Cooper, COVID cases skyrocketing. |
270 | 00:09:28,026 | 00:09:30,880 | So I got drunk off the last of my schnapps a few days ago, | So I got drunk off the last of my schnapps a few days ago, |
271 | 00:09:30,904 | 00:09:32,465 | and I maybe might've texted Paz. | and I maybe might've texted Paz. |
272 | 00:09:32,489 | 00:09:36,177 | ‐ Please tell me it was at least more inspired than "You up?" | ‐ Please tell me it was at least more inspired than "You up?" |
273 | 00:09:36,201 | 00:09:38,220 | ‐ It was in that area. | ‐ It was in that area. |
274 | 00:09:38,244 | 00:09:39,889 | I am human! All right? | I am human! All right? |
275 | 00:09:39,913 | 00:09:41,098 | I have human needs. | I have human needs. |
276 | 00:09:41,122 | 00:09:42,892 | It was just supposed to be closure sex. | It was just supposed to be closure sex. |
277 | 00:09:42,916 | 00:09:43,810 | Now it's been a week. | Now it's been a week. |
278 | 00:09:43,834 | 00:09:46,187 | I've got all sorts of shampoos in my shower | I've got all sorts of shampoos in my shower |
279 | 00:09:46,211 | 00:09:47,688 | and pretty sure she's using my toothbrush. | and pretty sure she's using my toothbrush. |
280 | 00:09:47,712 | 00:09:49,231 | This is not what I had planned. | This is not what I had planned. |
281 | 00:09:49,255 | 00:09:52,234 | ‐ Ben! Are you kidding me? | ‐ Ben! Are you kidding me? |
282 | 00:09:52,258 | 00:09:53,736 | How could you do this to Garrett? | How could you do this to Garrett? |
283 | 00:09:53,760 | 00:09:55,571 | ‐ I mean, I feel like we all kinda did something‐‐ | ‐ I mean, I feel like we all kinda did something‐‐ |
284 | 00:09:55,595 | 00:09:58,699 | ‐ Look, we have 24 hours to get this man to the woods. | ‐ Look, we have 24 hours to get this man to the woods. |
285 | 00:09:58,723 | 00:09:59,700 | He's about to snap, | He's about to snap, |
286 | 00:09:59,724 | 00:10:02,078 | or die of a broken heart, I can't tell which. | or die of a broken heart, I can't tell which. |
287 | 00:10:02,102 | 00:10:04,080 | Either way, I hid the knives. | Either way, I hid the knives. |
288 | 00:10:04,104 | 00:10:06,749 | ‐ Honey, I can't find the knives! | ‐ Honey, I can't find the knives! |
289 | 00:10:06,773 | 00:10:08,542 | ‐ Fix this! | ‐ Fix this! |
290 | 00:10:08,566 | 00:10:12,004 | ‐ Ben, Paz isn't even pretending to be safe. | ‐ Ben, Paz isn't even pretending to be safe. |
291 | 00:10:12,028 | 00:10:13,839 | She just posted she went ice skating... | She just posted she went ice skating... |
292 | 00:10:13,863 | 00:10:15,883 | yesterday. Heart. | yesterday. Heart. |
293 | 00:10:15,907 | 00:10:17,176 | ‐ In LA! | ‐ In LA! |
294 | 00:10:17,200 | 00:10:18,427 | Like, where would she even do that? | Like, where would she even do that? |
295 | 00:10:18,451 | 00:10:20,221 | ‐ I tried to kick her out last night, | ‐ I tried to kick her out last night, |
296 | 00:10:20,245 | 00:10:22,264 | but she's having a hard time right now. | but she's having a hard time right now. |
297 | 00:10:22,288 | 00:10:24,225 | ‐ Well, I've always said this pandemic is hardest | ‐ Well, I've always said this pandemic is hardest |
298 | 00:10:24,249 | 00:10:26,519 | on the lower‐tier Instagram influencers. | on the lower‐tier Instagram influencers. |
299 | 00:10:26,543 | 00:10:27,937 | ‐ Her spon‐con is gone. | ‐ Her spon‐con is gone. |
300 | 00:10:27,961 | 00:10:29,438 | She's panicked about money. | She's panicked about money. |
301 | 00:10:29,462 | 00:10:31,774 | Plus, I don't want bad quarantine karma. | Plus, I don't want bad quarantine karma. |
302 | 00:10:31,798 | 00:10:32,942 | ‐ Ah, ah, ah. | ‐ Ah, ah, ah. |
303 | 00:10:32,966 | 00:10:34,110 | You can't talk about karma, | You can't talk about karma, |
304 | 00:10:34,134 | 00:10:36,278 | like I can't say "okurrr" anymore. | like I can't say "okurrr" anymore. |
305 | 00:10:36,302 | 00:10:38,280 | ‐ Big Bear is cancelled? | ‐ Big Bear is cancelled? |
306 | 00:10:38,304 | 00:10:39,907 | I can't hibernate for much longer, Ben. | I can't hibernate for much longer, Ben. |
307 | 00:10:39,931 | 00:10:42,201 | ‐ Hey, yeah, you know we're all responsible for this, right? | ‐ Hey, yeah, you know we're all responsible for this, right? |
308 | 00:10:42,225 | 00:10:43,953 | ‐ Oh, but it was mostly you. ‐ Yeah, but you more than us. | ‐ Oh, but it was mostly you. ‐ Yeah, but you more than us. |
309 | 00:10:43,977 | 00:10:45,287 | ‐ For sure not me. | ‐ For sure not me. |
310 | 00:10:45,311 | 00:10:47,957 | ‐ Guys, Garrett is in really bad shape. | ‐ Guys, Garrett is in really bad shape. |
311 | 00:10:47,981 | 00:10:50,960 | He wants to watch some movie called "Mutiny on the Bounty," | He wants to watch some movie called "Mutiny on the Bounty," |
312 | 00:10:50,984 | 00:10:53,462 | and he's opened his "I'm sad" bottle of whiskey. | and he's opened his "I'm sad" bottle of whiskey. |
313 | 00:10:53,486 | 00:10:55,256 | We've got to sort this out. | We've got to sort this out. |
314 | 00:10:55,280 | 00:10:56,632 | ‐ Michelle? | ‐ Michelle? |
315 | 00:10:56,656 | 00:10:58,634 | You're two minutes late for movie night. | You're two minutes late for movie night. |
316 | 00:10:58,658 | 00:11:00,469 | ‐ Coming, love! | ‐ Coming, love! |
317 | 00:11:00,493 | 00:11:02,138 | Help me! ‐ All right, I'm on it. | Help me! ‐ All right, I'm on it. |
318 | 00:11:02,162 | 00:11:03,889 | I'll go talk to him. [doorbell rings] | I'll go talk to him. [doorbell rings] |
319 | 00:11:03,913 | 00:11:06,267 | Oh, wait, that's the delivery driver. | Oh, wait, that's the delivery driver. |
320 | 00:11:06,291 | 00:11:07,935 | Paz bought a Peloton bike from Craigslist | Paz bought a Peloton bike from Craigslist |
321 | 00:11:07,959 | 00:11:09,812 | to make it look like she has a sponsorship deal. | to make it look like she has a sponsorship deal. |
322 | 00:11:09,836 | 00:11:11,647 | ‐ She bought her own bike? | ‐ She bought her own bike? |
323 | 00:11:11,671 | 00:11:13,941 | ‐ She says she has to spend money to make money. | ‐ She says she has to spend money to make money. |
324 | 00:11:13,965 | 00:11:15,484 | [groans] Now I gotta find a way | [groans] Now I gotta find a way |
325 | 00:11:15,508 | 00:11:17,987 | to get her and this thousand‐pound stationary bike | to get her and this thousand‐pound stationary bike |
326 | 00:11:18,011 | 00:11:18,988 | out of my place. | out of my place. |
327 | 00:11:19,012 | 00:11:21,323 | ‐ She is very good. | ‐ She is very good. |
328 | 00:11:21,347 | 00:11:23,492 | ‐ I'll be back. | ‐ I'll be back. |
329 | 00:11:23,516 | 00:11:25,494 | ‐ Wait, Ben said he and Annie talked. | ‐ Wait, Ben said he and Annie talked. |
330 | 00:11:25,518 | 00:11:26,787 | Do you think that's why she disappeared? | Do you think that's why she disappeared? |
331 | 00:11:26,811 | 00:11:28,330 | ‐ You think he told her about Paz | ‐ You think he told her about Paz |
332 | 00:11:28,354 | 00:11:30,291 | and then she spiraled into a depression? | and then she spiraled into a depression? |
333 | 00:11:30,315 | 00:11:31,834 | Oh, my gosh, we have to find her! | Oh, my gosh, we have to find her! |
334 | 00:11:31,858 | 00:11:33,836 | ‐ I'm on it. | ‐ I'm on it. |
335 | 00:11:33,860 | 00:11:34,754 | ‐ Rufus, are you listening? | ‐ Rufus, are you listening? |
336 | 00:11:34,778 | 00:11:36,839 | She's depressed. She's not gonna answer. | She's depressed. She's not gonna answer. |
337 | 00:11:36,863 | 00:11:39,008 | ‐ Relax, I know how to communicate with people | ‐ Relax, I know how to communicate with people |
338 | 00:11:39,032 | 00:11:40,676 | of her blood type. | of her blood type. |
339 | 00:11:40,700 | 00:11:42,970 | ‐ What do you mean, "you all tested positive"? | ‐ What do you mean, "you all tested positive"? |
340 | 00:11:42,994 | 00:11:44,305 | ‐ Sorry, should've clarified. | ‐ Sorry, should've clarified. |
341 | 00:11:44,329 | 00:11:46,807 | Tested positive with concern. ‐ What? | Tested positive with concern. ‐ What? |
342 | 00:11:46,831 | 00:11:49,518 | ‐ Annie, we heard the news and we think it's unhealthy | ‐ Annie, we heard the news and we think it's unhealthy |
343 | 00:11:49,542 | 00:11:51,711 | that you're not talking about it with us. | that you're not talking about it with us. |
344 | 00:11:53,004 | 00:11:54,648 | ‐ How did you guys find out? | ‐ How did you guys find out? |
345 | 00:11:54,672 | 00:11:56,525 | ‐ Oh, it‐‐it doesn't matter. | ‐ Oh, it‐‐it doesn't matter. |
346 | 00:11:56,549 | 00:11:57,943 | The point is, we're family, | The point is, we're family, |
347 | 00:11:57,967 | 00:12:01,197 | and you can't quarantine your feelings from us. | and you can't quarantine your feelings from us. |
348 | 00:12:01,221 | 00:12:02,323 | ‐ I'm sorry, y'all. | ‐ I'm sorry, y'all. |
349 | 00:12:02,347 | 00:12:03,699 | I should've said something sooner. | I should've said something sooner. |
350 | 00:12:03,723 | 00:12:06,702 | I just‐‐ ‐ It's okay. It's okay. | I just‐‐ ‐ It's okay. It's okay. |
351 | 00:12:06,726 | 00:12:09,371 | We know how much you wanted this Ben thing to work out, | We know how much you wanted this Ben thing to work out, |
352 | 00:12:09,395 | 00:12:11,373 | and it‐‐it sucks that he's back with Paz, | and it‐‐it sucks that he's back with Paz, |
353 | 00:12:11,397 | 00:12:13,709 | but we're here for you. | but we're here for you. |
354 | 00:12:13,733 | 00:12:16,879 | ‐ Wait, what? | ‐ Wait, what? |
355 | 00:12:16,903 | 00:12:19,280 | Ben is back with Paz? | Ben is back with Paz? |
356 | 00:12:20,406 | 00:12:22,218 | ‐ You didn't know? | ‐ You didn't know? |
357 | 00:12:22,242 | 00:12:25,221 | ‐ Ah, what were you talking about? | ‐ Ah, what were you talking about? |
358 | 00:12:25,245 | 00:12:28,015 | ‐ I just got hired to ghostwrite a romance novel. | ‐ I just got hired to ghostwrite a romance novel. |
359 | 00:12:28,039 | 00:12:31,393 | It's like this huge job, and I've got a crazy deadline. | It's like this huge job, and I've got a crazy deadline. |
360 | 00:12:31,417 | 00:12:32,436 | That's why I've been so distant. | That's why I've been so distant. |
361 | 00:12:32,460 | 00:12:34,897 | I wanted to take a chunk out of it before Big Bear. | I wanted to take a chunk out of it before Big Bear. |
362 | 00:12:34,921 | 00:12:36,398 | ‐ Oh, my God. That's so great. ‐ Congrats. | ‐ Oh, my God. That's so great. ‐ Congrats. |
363 | 00:12:36,422 | 00:12:39,235 | ‐ Annie! Wow! ‐ Yeah. | ‐ Annie! Wow! ‐ Yeah. |
364 | 00:12:39,259 | 00:12:40,736 | ‐ Congrats. So cool. | ‐ Congrats. So cool. |
365 | 00:12:40,760 | 00:12:42,404 | ‐ He's not bringing her, is he? | ‐ He's not bringing her, is he? |
366 | 00:12:42,428 | 00:12:43,864 | ‐ Well, no. | ‐ Well, no. |
367 | 00:12:43,888 | 00:12:44,783 | Good news is no. | Good news is no. |
368 | 00:12:44,807 | 00:12:47,201 | Uh, bad news is, the trip's been cancelled. | Uh, bad news is, the trip's been cancelled. |
369 | 00:12:47,225 | 00:12:48,577 | ‐ What? Why? | ‐ What? Why? |
370 | 00:12:48,601 | 00:12:50,746 | ‐ Because of Paz. ‐ Ben and only Ben messed up. | ‐ Because of Paz. ‐ Ben and only Ben messed up. |
371 | 00:12:50,770 | 00:12:51,747 | ‐ No! | ‐ No! |
372 | 00:12:51,771 | 00:12:54,667 | I haven't even opened a window in 14 days. | I haven't even opened a window in 14 days. |
373 | 00:12:54,691 | 00:12:55,751 | ‐ I know, we've all taken it seriously. | ‐ I know, we've all taken it seriously. |
374 | 00:12:55,775 | 00:12:56,752 | ‐ Same here! | ‐ Same here! |
375 | 00:12:56,776 | 00:12:59,046 | ‐ Actually, there may be a way to salvage this. | ‐ Actually, there may be a way to salvage this. |
376 | 00:12:59,070 | 00:13:03,050 | But the answer lies deep in the belly of the dark web. | But the answer lies deep in the belly of the dark web. |
377 | 00:13:03,074 | 00:13:05,094 | ‐ Rufus? | ‐ Rufus? |
378 | 00:13:05,118 | 00:13:06,887 | Rufus! | Rufus! |
379 | 00:13:06,911 | 00:13:08,389 | Should we be worried? | Should we be worried? |
380 | 00:13:08,413 | 00:13:10,307 | ‐ Oh, definitely worried. ‐ I think it's fine. | ‐ Oh, definitely worried. ‐ I think it's fine. |
381 | 00:13:10,331 | 00:13:12,375 | ‐ What? I mean, fine. | ‐ What? I mean, fine. |
382 | 00:13:18,548 | 00:13:19,548 | ‐ How could Ben do this? | ‐ How could Ben do this? |
383 | 00:13:20,008 | 00:13:23,028 | ‐ Oh, I believe it involved a cocktail of German alcohol | ‐ Oh, I believe it involved a cocktail of German alcohol |
384 | 00:13:23,052 | 00:13:24,571 | and loneliness. ‐ Oh, forget all that. | and loneliness. ‐ Oh, forget all that. |
385 | 00:13:24,595 | 00:13:25,948 | Tell us about your romance novel job. | Tell us about your romance novel job. |
386 | 00:13:25,972 | 00:13:27,449 | What's it about? | What's it about? |
387 | 00:13:27,473 | 00:13:31,578 | ‐ It's about a woman who's secretly pining for her friend | ‐ It's about a woman who's secretly pining for her friend |
388 | 00:13:31,602 | 00:13:32,746 | who's in a relationship. | who's in a relationship. |
389 | 00:13:32,770 | 00:13:36,125 | And when they break up, she finally confesses her love | And when they break up, she finally confesses her love |
390 | 00:13:36,149 | 00:13:39,253 | and they spend the rest of their lives together. | and they spend the rest of their lives together. |
391 | 00:13:39,277 | 00:13:40,796 | But in medieval Scotland. | But in medieval Scotland. |
392 | 00:13:40,820 | 00:13:42,923 | ‐ You might wanna rework that ending. | ‐ You might wanna rework that ending. |
393 | 00:13:42,947 | 00:13:44,800 | ‐ What am I doing? For real. | ‐ What am I doing? For real. |
394 | 00:13:44,824 | 00:13:46,468 | I mean, this‐‐this whole Ben thing isn't‐‐ | I mean, this‐‐this whole Ben thing isn't‐‐ |
395 | 00:13:46,492 | 00:13:48,470 | I should just move on, right? | I should just move on, right? |
396 | 00:13:48,494 | 00:13:50,180 | And just try to get out there. | And just try to get out there. |
397 | 00:13:50,204 | 00:13:52,349 | ‐ Well, as long as your "get out there" | ‐ Well, as long as your "get out there" |
398 | 00:13:52,373 | 00:13:54,685 | involves you never leaving the house, | involves you never leaving the house, |
399 | 00:13:54,709 | 00:13:58,439 | then yes, I think it's a good idea to explore your options. | then yes, I think it's a good idea to explore your options. |
400 | 00:13:58,463 | 00:14:00,482 | ‐ Well, why didn't you tell us about this book? | ‐ Well, why didn't you tell us about this book? |
401 | 00:14:00,506 | 00:14:01,650 | That's good news. | That's good news. |
402 | 00:14:01,674 | 00:14:05,154 | ‐ Because it just felt selfish to brag about a new job | ‐ Because it just felt selfish to brag about a new job |
403 | 00:14:05,178 | 00:14:07,239 | when you just lost yours. ‐ No. | when you just lost yours. ‐ No. |
404 | 00:14:07,263 | 00:14:09,491 | A win for one of us is a win for all of us right now. | A win for one of us is a win for all of us right now. |
405 | 00:14:09,515 | 00:14:11,326 | All right, I may not have the Clippers, | All right, I may not have the Clippers, |
406 | 00:14:11,350 | 00:14:12,828 | but I still have you, | but I still have you, |
407 | 00:14:12,852 | 00:14:15,330 | and you, Annie, are doing better than the Clippers. | and you, Annie, are doing better than the Clippers. |
408 | 00:14:15,354 | 00:14:17,791 | ‐ Yeah, come on! Let's celebrate. | ‐ Yeah, come on! Let's celebrate. |
409 | 00:14:17,815 | 00:14:20,335 | ‐ Wait, I think I have something real to celebrate. | ‐ Wait, I think I have something real to celebrate. |
410 | 00:14:20,359 | 00:14:23,505 | ‐ I mean, my thing is real, Rufus. | ‐ I mean, my thing is real, Rufus. |
411 | 00:14:23,529 | 00:14:25,841 | ‐ Rufus, I got a text from you saying, "Solved this." | ‐ Rufus, I got a text from you saying, "Solved this." |
412 | 00:14:25,865 | 00:14:27,342 | What's going on? | What's going on? |
413 | 00:14:27,366 | 00:14:29,511 | ‐ Careless friends isn't something you can solve, Rufus. | ‐ Careless friends isn't something you can solve, Rufus. |
414 | 00:14:29,535 | 00:14:30,512 | ‐ Actually, it is. | ‐ Actually, it is. |
415 | 00:14:30,536 | 00:14:33,223 | Uh, I have a frenemy named Rich on the dark web. | Uh, I have a frenemy named Rich on the dark web. |
416 | 00:14:33,247 | 00:14:35,392 | He got a ton of my hand sanitizer. | He got a ton of my hand sanitizer. |
417 | 00:14:35,416 | 00:14:38,020 | He's willing to trade another batch | He's willing to trade another batch |
418 | 00:14:38,044 | 00:14:40,355 | for seven rapid COVID tests. | for seven rapid COVID tests. |
419 | 00:14:40,379 | 00:14:42,024 | We'd have the results in 24 hours. | We'd have the results in 24 hours. |
420 | 00:14:42,048 | 00:14:43,358 | ‐ Yes! Yes! ‐ Shut up! | ‐ Yes! Yes! ‐ Shut up! |
421 | 00:14:43,382 | 00:14:45,527 | ‐ Oh, yeah. ‐ Rufus, you came through! | ‐ Oh, yeah. ‐ Rufus, you came through! |
422 | 00:14:45,551 | 00:14:48,530 | ‐ Shove it up there. ‐ Yes, baby. Isn't that great? | ‐ Shove it up there. ‐ Yes, baby. Isn't that great? |
423 | 00:14:48,554 | 00:14:51,366 | It's all good. ‐ No. | It's all good. ‐ No. |
424 | 00:14:51,390 | 00:14:53,368 | ‐ What? You're still mad about the walk with Ellis? | ‐ What? You're still mad about the walk with Ellis? |
425 | 00:14:53,392 | 00:14:56,205 | We wore masks and we stayed six feet apart. | We wore masks and we stayed six feet apart. |
426 | 00:14:56,229 | 00:14:57,539 | ‐ We can't use those tests. | ‐ We can't use those tests. |
427 | 00:14:57,563 | 00:14:59,041 | ‐ Why, because they're from the dark web | ‐ Why, because they're from the dark web |
428 | 00:14:59,065 | 00:15:00,250 | and they're probably super sketch? | and they're probably super sketch? |
429 | 00:15:00,274 | 00:15:03,962 | ‐ No, if anyone could track down reliable tests, it's Rufus. | ‐ No, if anyone could track down reliable tests, it's Rufus. |
430 | 00:15:03,986 | 00:15:05,214 | ‐ Correct. | ‐ Correct. |
431 | 00:15:05,238 | 00:15:06,381 | ‐ But people need these tests, | ‐ But people need these tests, |
432 | 00:15:06,405 | 00:15:07,342 | and they can't get them anywhere. | and they can't get them anywhere. |
433 | 00:15:07,366 | 00:15:08,592 | There are shortages all over the country. | There are shortages all over the country. |
434 | 00:15:08,616 | 00:15:12,012 | I mean, Jazmin can't get her hands on enough of these things | I mean, Jazmin can't get her hands on enough of these things |
435 | 00:15:12,036 | 00:15:13,722 | as a doctor in New York. | as a doctor in New York. |
436 | 00:15:13,746 | 00:15:15,599 | And we're gonna just divert seven of them | And we're gonna just divert seven of them |
437 | 00:15:15,623 | 00:15:16,934 | for a vacation to Big Bear? | for a vacation to Big Bear? |
438 | 00:15:16,958 | 00:15:18,018 | We can't use them. It's wrong. | We can't use them. It's wrong. |
439 | 00:15:18,042 | 00:15:19,353 | ‐ Is it wrong? | ‐ Is it wrong? |
440 | 00:15:19,377 | 00:15:22,189 | I mean, it's seven tests. | I mean, it's seven tests. |
441 | 00:15:22,213 | 00:15:24,733 | It's not like we're gonna wipe the state clean. | It's not like we're gonna wipe the state clean. |
442 | 00:15:24,757 | 00:15:27,569 | Come on, baby, I know how much you needed this escape. | Come on, baby, I know how much you needed this escape. |
443 | 00:15:27,593 | 00:15:29,738 | ‐ I just wanted one thing to go right, but it can't. | ‐ I just wanted one thing to go right, but it can't. |
444 | 00:15:29,762 | 00:15:32,908 | All we had to do was just follow some simple rules | All we had to do was just follow some simple rules |
445 | 00:15:32,932 | 00:15:34,725 | and we couldn't even do that. | and we couldn't even do that. |
446 | 00:15:36,769 | 00:15:38,413 | ‐ Hey, Ben. ‐ Hey. | ‐ Hey, Ben. ‐ Hey. |
447 | 00:15:38,437 | 00:15:40,916 | I'm guessing they caught you up. ‐ Yep. | I'm guessing they caught you up. ‐ Yep. |
448 | 00:15:40,940 | 00:15:43,043 | ‐ Sorry I ruined the trip with my barbershop run. | ‐ Sorry I ruined the trip with my barbershop run. |
449 | 00:15:43,067 | 00:15:44,545 | ‐ Oh, Ben, come on. | ‐ Oh, Ben, come on. |
450 | 00:15:44,569 | 00:15:47,339 | The outdoor barbershop was probably fine. | The outdoor barbershop was probably fine. |
451 | 00:15:47,363 | 00:15:49,883 | You ruined the trip with Paz. | You ruined the trip with Paz. |
452 | 00:15:49,907 | 00:15:53,220 | ‐ I mean, actually, Rufus has a way to save the trip. | ‐ I mean, actually, Rufus has a way to save the trip. |
453 | 00:15:53,244 | 00:15:55,889 | He has a friend who can test all of us. | He has a friend who can test all of us. |
454 | 00:15:55,913 | 00:15:57,141 | ‐ Oh, my God! Are you serious? ‐ But I‐‐ | ‐ Oh, my God! Are you serious? ‐ But I‐‐ |
455 | 00:15:57,165 | 00:15:59,059 | ‐ I am down! Yes! | ‐ I am down! Yes! |
456 | 00:15:59,083 | 00:16:00,769 | When? Where? Sign me up. | When? Where? Sign me up. |
457 | 00:16:00,793 | 00:16:02,938 | You guys scared me with that whole Paz thing. | You guys scared me with that whole Paz thing. |
458 | 00:16:02,962 | 00:16:03,939 | I'm sure we're both fine, | I'm sure we're both fine, |
459 | 00:16:03,963 | 00:16:05,607 | but if you have an extra... | but if you have an extra... |
460 | 00:16:05,631 | 00:16:08,676 | [Paz coughing] | [Paz coughing] |
461 | 00:16:15,641 | 00:16:18,120 | ‐ Please tell me she's choking to death. | ‐ Please tell me she's choking to death. |
462 | 00:16:18,144 | 00:16:19,955 | ‐ She's not choking. | ‐ She's not choking. |
463 | 00:16:19,979 | 00:16:22,416 | She doesn't eat solid foods. | She doesn't eat solid foods. |
464 | 00:16:22,440 | 00:16:23,959 | ‐ Yeah, this trip is a dud. | ‐ Yeah, this trip is a dud. |
465 | 00:16:23,983 | 00:16:26,461 | [all talking at once] ‐ That's a wrap on Big Bear. | [all talking at once] ‐ That's a wrap on Big Bear. |
466 | 00:16:26,485 | 00:16:29,965 | ‐ Paz, I'm going to send you a recipe for some tea. | ‐ Paz, I'm going to send you a recipe for some tea. |
467 | 00:16:29,989 | 00:16:31,365 | Look at your Instagram. | Look at your Instagram. |
468 | 00:16:36,329 | 00:16:37,329 | ‐ Shh! ‐ Rufus, shush! | ‐ Shh! ‐ Rufus, shush! |
469 | 00:16:37,788 | 00:16:39,183 | Here he comes. Here he comes. | Here he comes. Here he comes. |
470 | 00:16:39,207 | 00:16:42,477 | [birds tweeting] | [birds tweeting] |
471 | 00:16:42,501 | 00:16:43,478 | ‐ Surprise! | ‐ Surprise! |
472 | 00:16:43,502 | 00:16:45,647 | All: Surprise! ‐ What? | All: Surprise! ‐ What? |
473 | 00:16:45,671 | 00:16:46,815 | What is this? | What is this? |
474 | 00:16:46,839 | 00:16:48,317 | ‐ We just felt so awful. | ‐ We just felt so awful. |
475 | 00:16:48,341 | 00:16:50,319 | You had planned this beautiful trip for us, | You had planned this beautiful trip for us, |
476 | 00:16:50,343 | 00:16:52,738 | and we wanted to do something beautiful for you. | and we wanted to do something beautiful for you. |
477 | 00:16:52,762 | 00:16:54,573 | ‐ Oh. ‐ If we can't go to Big Bear, | ‐ Oh. ‐ If we can't go to Big Bear, |
478 | 00:16:54,597 | 00:16:56,491 | then Big Bear comes to us. | then Big Bear comes to us. |
479 | 00:16:56,515 | 00:16:58,577 | ‐ This is... | ‐ This is... |
480 | 00:16:58,601 | 00:17:00,495 | this is really nice. | this is really nice. |
481 | 00:17:00,519 | 00:17:02,831 | Thank you guys so much. | Thank you guys so much. |
482 | 00:17:02,855 | 00:17:05,500 | I'm so sorry I've been controlling lately. | I'm so sorry I've been controlling lately. |
483 | 00:17:05,524 | 00:17:08,503 | I guess social planning is my love language, | I guess social planning is my love language, |
484 | 00:17:08,527 | 00:17:10,672 | and I've been going a little crazy without it. | and I've been going a little crazy without it. |
485 | 00:17:10,696 | 00:17:12,341 | ‐ Oh, it's okay, Garrett. | ‐ Oh, it's okay, Garrett. |
486 | 00:17:12,365 | 00:17:15,344 | Emotions have been all over the place! | Emotions have been all over the place! |
487 | 00:17:15,368 | 00:17:16,511 | We know you love us, | We know you love us, |
488 | 00:17:16,535 | 00:17:18,013 | even when you yell at us. | even when you yell at us. |
489 | 00:17:18,037 | 00:17:19,848 | I mean, I love my kids when I yell at them. | I mean, I love my kids when I yell at them. |
490 | 00:17:19,872 | 00:17:21,016 | ‐ Can I have another marshmallow? | ‐ Can I have another marshmallow? |
491 | 00:17:21,040 | 00:17:22,893 | ‐ No, you get your own marshmallow! | ‐ No, you get your own marshmallow! |
492 | 00:17:22,917 | 00:17:24,811 | Close it! ‐ [laughs] | Close it! ‐ [laughs] |
493 | 00:17:24,835 | 00:17:26,021 | ‐ Rufus, you okay over there? | ‐ Rufus, you okay over there? |
494 | 00:17:26,045 | 00:17:27,606 | ‐ Well, just about. | ‐ Well, just about. |
495 | 00:17:27,630 | 00:17:30,192 | Ah, there we go. | Ah, there we go. |
496 | 00:17:30,216 | 00:17:32,986 | Only you can prevent forest virus. | Only you can prevent forest virus. |
497 | 00:17:33,010 | 00:17:35,113 | ‐ [laughs] ‐ Gang, I'm not gonna lie, | ‐ [laughs] ‐ Gang, I'm not gonna lie, |
498 | 00:17:35,137 | 00:17:38,325 | I was starting to feel really sad about being so alone. | I was starting to feel really sad about being so alone. |
499 | 00:17:38,349 | 00:17:40,536 | Reminds me of when I was starting my transition | Reminds me of when I was starting my transition |
500 | 00:17:40,560 | 00:17:43,872 | and I was just always so afraid to go outside, and I just... | and I was just always so afraid to go outside, and I just... |
501 | 00:17:43,896 | 00:17:45,874 | don't want to go back there. | don't want to go back there. |
502 | 00:17:45,898 | 00:17:48,544 | ‐ Aw, come on, sis. You know we got you. | ‐ Aw, come on, sis. You know we got you. |
503 | 00:17:48,568 | 00:17:50,504 | ‐ I know. | ‐ I know. |
504 | 00:17:50,528 | 00:17:52,881 | I had y'all back then and I have y'all now. | I had y'all back then and I have y'all now. |
505 | 00:17:52,905 | 00:17:56,051 | Even if it's just through a little screen. | Even if it's just through a little screen. |
506 | 00:17:56,075 | 00:17:57,511 | Anyway, enough of the sad stuff. | Anyway, enough of the sad stuff. |
507 | 00:17:57,535 | 00:18:00,055 | Annie, tell everyone your good news. | Annie, tell everyone your good news. |
508 | 00:18:00,079 | 00:18:01,682 | ‐ You got news? What's your news? | ‐ You got news? What's your news? |
509 | 00:18:01,706 | 00:18:03,767 | ‐ Oh. Okay. | ‐ Oh. Okay. |
510 | 00:18:03,791 | 00:18:06,144 | Well, I decided | Well, I decided |
511 | 00:18:06,168 | 00:18:09,147 | if I'm going to write about my characters taking risks | if I'm going to write about my characters taking risks |
512 | 00:18:09,171 | 00:18:12,401 | in my book, then I should be taking some risks of my own. | in my book, then I should be taking some risks of my own. |
513 | 00:18:12,425 | 00:18:15,654 | So I joined a dating app. | So I joined a dating app. |
514 | 00:18:15,678 | 00:18:17,239 | ‐ Hey. Wow. ‐ Hey. Good for you. | ‐ Hey. Wow. ‐ Hey. Good for you. |
515 | 00:18:17,263 | 00:18:19,032 | ‐ Whoo‐hoo! ‐ Oh, that's great. | ‐ Whoo‐hoo! ‐ Oh, that's great. |
516 | 00:18:19,056 | 00:18:21,910 | I‐‐I hear dating online during the quarantine is crazy, | I‐‐I hear dating online during the quarantine is crazy, |
517 | 00:18:21,934 | 00:18:23,745 | but hopefully in a good way. | but hopefully in a good way. |
518 | 00:18:23,769 | 00:18:26,582 | ‐ Oh, nice used bike, Ben. | ‐ Oh, nice used bike, Ben. |
519 | 00:18:26,606 | 00:18:27,916 | Did you boil it first? | Did you boil it first? |
520 | 00:18:27,940 | 00:18:29,418 | ‐ Thank you. | ‐ Thank you. |
521 | 00:18:29,442 | 00:18:32,170 | Just in case anyone cares‐‐ although I know you don't‐‐ | Just in case anyone cares‐‐ although I know you don't‐‐ |
522 | 00:18:32,194 | 00:18:34,256 | Paz's cough was just allergies. | Paz's cough was just allergies. |
523 | 00:18:34,280 | 00:18:35,340 | ‐ Pbbt. Yeah, okay. ‐ Right. | ‐ Pbbt. Yeah, okay. ‐ Right. |
524 | 00:18:35,364 | 00:18:38,677 | ‐ That's what she told you. [overlapping chatter] | ‐ That's what she told you. [overlapping chatter] |
525 | 00:18:38,701 | 00:18:40,554 | ‐ Tell her to follow me on Insta. | ‐ Tell her to follow me on Insta. |
526 | 00:18:40,578 | 00:18:43,265 | ‐ Okay, all right, everybody, raise your little cups. | ‐ Okay, all right, everybody, raise your little cups. |
527 | 00:18:43,289 | 00:18:46,143 | We may not be like we were, but we are still us, | We may not be like we were, but we are still us, |
528 | 00:18:46,167 | 00:18:47,769 | and we still have each other, | and we still have each other, |
529 | 00:18:47,793 | 00:18:50,564 | so screw Big Bear. | so screw Big Bear. |
530 | 00:18:50,588 | 00:18:52,357 | We're kick corona's ass. | We're kick corona's ass. |
531 | 00:18:52,381 | 00:18:53,400 | ‐ Huzzah. | ‐ Huzzah. |
532 | 00:18:53,424 | 00:18:54,610 | All: Cheers. | All: Cheers. |
533 | 00:18:54,634 | 00:18:55,777 | ‐ We can do this. | ‐ We can do this. |
534 | 00:18:55,801 | 00:18:59,430 | Hell, we can do quarantine for another year, if we have to. | Hell, we can do quarantine for another year, if we have to. |
535 | 00:19:00,640 | 00:19:02,618 | ‐ Salud. | ‐ Salud. |
536 | 00:19:02,642 | 00:19:03,785 | ‐ Cheers? | ‐ Cheers? |
537 | 00:19:03,809 | 00:19:07,456 | ‐ Wait, you don't actually mean like a whole year, do you? | ‐ Wait, you don't actually mean like a whole year, do you? |
538 | 00:19:07,480 | 00:19:09,273 | ‐ Rufus, you okay? | ‐ Rufus, you okay? |
539 | 00:19:10,066 | 00:19:12,711 | ‐ The‐‐oh, there's, uh, this video on Twitter. | ‐ The‐‐oh, there's, uh, this video on Twitter. |
540 | 00:19:12,735 | 00:19:14,129 | It's everywhere. | It's everywhere. |
541 | 00:19:14,153 | 00:19:16,089 | ‐ Just send it to the group chat. | ‐ Just send it to the group chat. |
542 | 00:19:16,113 | 00:19:18,717 | ‐ I don't‐‐I don't think that's a good idea. | ‐ I don't‐‐I don't think that's a good idea. |
543 | 00:19:18,741 | 00:19:21,202 | ‐ What is it, Rufus? Forward it. | ‐ What is it, Rufus? Forward it. |
544 | 00:19:22,995 | 00:19:24,205 | [phone chimes] | [phone chimes] |
545 | 00:19:30,127 | 00:19:32,254 | ‐ Oh, my God. | ‐ Oh, my God. |
546 | 00:19:38,010 | 00:19:41,490 | ‐ I can't‐‐ guys, I have to go‐‐ | ‐ I can't‐‐ guys, I have to go‐‐ |
547 | 00:19:41,514 | 00:19:43,116 | ‐ G‐get off of him! | ‐ G‐get off of him! |
548 | 00:19:43,140 | 00:19:45,160 | Get off of him! ‐ What are they doing? | Get off of him! ‐ What are they doing? |
549 | 00:19:45,184 | 00:19:46,828 | Why are they all just standing there? | Why are they all just standing there? |
550 | 00:19:46,852 | 00:19:47,913 | Why isn't someone doing something? | Why isn't someone doing something? |
551 | 00:19:47,937 | 00:19:50,272 | ‐ Dude, get off his neck. You're gonna kill him. | ‐ Dude, get off his neck. You're gonna kill him. |
552 | 00:19:51,357 | 00:19:53,401 | I gotta go. I gotta go. | I gotta go. I gotta go. |
553 | 00:19:55,111 | 00:19:57,029 | ‐ Uh, are you guys okay? | ‐ Uh, are you guys okay? |
554 | 00:20:07,248 | 00:20:10,435 | ‐ This lasts for eight minutes and 46 seconds. | ‐ This lasts for eight minutes and 46 seconds. |
555 | 00:20:10,459 | 00:20:12,354 | [gasping] | [gasping] |
556 | 00:20:12,378 | 00:20:15,440 | I‐I can't‐‐ I can't keep seeing this. | I‐I can't‐‐ I can't keep seeing this. |
557 | 00:20:15,464 | 00:20:17,192 | I can't keep seeing this. I can't keep seeing this. | I can't keep seeing this. I can't keep seeing this. |
558 | 00:20:17,216 | 00:20:19,361 | ‐ I know, babe. ‐ I can't keep seeing this. | ‐ I know, babe. ‐ I can't keep seeing this. |
559 | 00:20:19,385 | 00:20:21,887 | I can't‐‐ I can't keep seeing this. | I can't‐‐ I can't keep seeing this. |
560 | 00:20:25,975 | 00:20:28,870 | [somber piano music] | [somber piano music] |
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