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1 00:00:02,419 00:00:05,005 [discordant piano notes] [discordant piano notes]
2 00:00:06,840 00:00:09,819 [light percussive music] [light percussive music]
3 00:00:09,843 00:00:17,059 ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪
4 00:00:21,522 00:00:24,459 [phone chimes] [phone chimes]
5 00:00:24,483 00:00:25,502 ‐ [scoffs] ‐ [scoffs]
6 00:00:25,526 00:00:31,466 ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪
7 00:00:31,490 00:00:34,409 ‐ [Rufus grunting] ‐ [Rufus grunting]
8 00:00:36,703 00:00:38,056 [light chime] [light chime]
9 00:00:38,080 00:00:39,307 ‐ Is there a game tonight? ‐ Is there a game tonight?
10 00:00:39,331 00:00:41,059 It's not cool having secret games It's not cool having secret games
11 00:00:41,083 00:00:42,268 you don't tell me about, Rufus‐‐ you don't tell me about, Rufus‐‐
12 00:00:42,292 00:00:43,436 ‐ I'm not here for the poker. ‐ I'm not here for the poker.
13 00:00:43,460 00:00:44,771 I'm just here to hide from Garrett I'm just here to hide from Garrett
14 00:00:44,795 00:00:46,189 and his incessant planning. and his incessant planning.
15 00:00:46,213 00:00:47,649 He keeps sending me emails He keeps sending me emails
16 00:00:47,673 00:00:48,983 to see if I got his emails. to see if I got his emails.
17 00:00:49,007 00:00:50,777 ‐ I know! It's a trip to Big Bear, ‐ I know! It's a trip to Big Bear,
18 00:00:50,801 00:00:52,862 not the plot to "Inception." not the plot to "Inception."
19 00:00:52,886 00:00:54,530 I love these piña coladas. I love these piña coladas.
20 00:00:54,554 00:00:56,115 You know, it's the only way I can get lit You know, it's the only way I can get lit
21 00:00:56,139 00:00:57,825 and still make my deliveries. ‐ Hey, and still make my deliveries. ‐ Hey,
22 00:00:57,849 00:00:59,702 you don't need to fake drink to have a fake good time. you don't need to fake drink to have a fake good time.
23 00:00:59,726 00:01:00,870 ‐ Disagree. ‐ Disagree.
24 00:01:00,894 00:01:02,872 Ugh, I cannot wait for this trip. Ugh, I cannot wait for this trip.
25 00:01:02,896 00:01:04,707 I'm so sick of my apartment. I'm so sick of my apartment.
26 00:01:04,731 00:01:05,833 I miss people. I miss people.
27 00:01:05,857 00:01:08,211 For a while the deliveries were taking the edge off, For a while the deliveries were taking the edge off,
28 00:01:08,235 00:01:09,379 but now people don't even come to the door. but now people don't even come to the door.
29 00:01:09,403 00:01:10,547 They just leave a little sign They just leave a little sign
30 00:01:10,571 00:01:12,215 that says "leave food on porch." that says "leave food on porch."
31 00:01:12,239 00:01:13,716 ‐ Mine just says "no." ‐ Mine just says "no."
32 00:01:13,740 00:01:15,468 Speaking of, uh, human interaction, Speaking of, uh, human interaction,
33 00:01:15,492 00:01:16,719 you heard from Annie? you heard from Annie?
34 00:01:16,743 00:01:18,388 She's been radio silent lately. She's been radio silent lately.
35 00:01:18,412 00:01:19,556 ‐ Huh. ‐ Huh.
36 00:01:19,580 00:01:22,058 You know, Ben's been strangely nonparticipatory as well. You know, Ben's been strangely nonparticipatory as well.
37 00:01:22,082 00:01:25,019 You don't think they're being strangely nonparticipatory You don't think they're being strangely nonparticipatory
38 00:01:25,043 00:01:26,312 together, do you? together, do you?
39 00:01:26,336 00:01:28,398 ‐ I mean, I kinda do now. ‐ I mean, I kinda do now.
40 00:01:28,422 00:01:30,525 ‐ Ugh, I wish they would just get it over with and smash. ‐ Ugh, I wish they would just get it over with and smash.
41 00:01:30,549 00:01:33,152 Cis sexual tension just tires me. Cis sexual tension just tires me.
42 00:01:33,176 00:01:34,320 ‐ You know? Me too. ‐ You know? Me too.
43 00:01:34,344 00:01:35,363 [light chime] ‐ What, what! [light chime] ‐ What, what!
44 00:01:35,387 00:01:38,074 ‐ Hey! ‐ Whoo! ‐ Hey! ‐ Whoo!
45 00:01:38,098 00:01:39,909 ‐ We think Ben and Annie hooked up! ‐ We think Ben and Annie hooked up!
46 00:01:39,933 00:01:42,078 ‐ What? Yes! ‐ What? Yes!
47 00:01:42,102 00:01:43,413 Finally! Bannie! Finally! Bannie!
48 00:01:43,437 00:01:45,581 Wait, are we all hiding from Garrett in here? Wait, are we all hiding from Garrett in here?
49 00:01:45,605 00:01:47,750 ‐ 100%. ‐ Hiding, drinking... ‐ 100%. ‐ Hiding, drinking...
50 00:01:47,774 00:01:50,837 ‐ Look, after watching Amy Cooper almost kill a Black man ‐ Look, after watching Amy Cooper almost kill a Black man
51 00:01:50,861 00:01:52,422 and a dog today, I could sit through and a dog today, I could sit through
52 00:01:52,446 00:01:54,882 100 Garrett PowerPoint presentations 100 Garrett PowerPoint presentations
53 00:01:54,906 00:01:57,760 just to escape the madness for a bit. just to escape the madness for a bit.
54 00:01:57,784 00:01:59,721 Rufus! You're too far away. Rufus! You're too far away.
55 00:01:59,745 00:02:01,431 Come give me a hug. ‐ No, no, no, no, no. Come give me a hug. ‐ No, no, no, no, no.
56 00:02:01,455 00:02:02,473 Michelle, you know how I feel about hugs. Michelle, you know how I feel about hugs.
57 00:02:02,497 00:02:05,226 ‐ Yes, and I'm actively choosing to ignore you. ‐ Yes, and I'm actively choosing to ignore you.
58 00:02:05,250 00:02:06,894 [smooching] Hugs, hugs, hugs. [smooching] Hugs, hugs, hugs.
59 00:02:06,918 00:02:08,271 Hugs with people. Hugs with people.
60 00:02:08,295 00:02:10,773 Hugs, hugs, hugs. ‐ For real? Hugs, hugs, hugs. ‐ For real?
61 00:02:10,797 00:02:12,442 ‐ No. For virtual. ‐ No. For virtual.
62 00:02:12,466 00:02:13,610 ‐ You've been hiding from me? ‐ You've been hiding from me?
63 00:02:13,634 00:02:15,445 That's not why I got you these headsets. That's not why I got you these headsets.
64 00:02:15,469 00:02:18,114 ‐ Yes, but it is a wonderful bonus. ‐ Yes, but it is a wonderful bonus.
65 00:02:18,138 00:02:20,116 ‐ Big Bear PowerPoint starts in five. ‐ Big Bear PowerPoint starts in five.
66 00:02:20,140 00:02:22,285 I need everyone to be present and focused. I need everyone to be present and focused.
67 00:02:22,309 00:02:24,621 I have planned this trip to the last detail. I have planned this trip to the last detail.
68 00:02:24,645 00:02:27,457 One misstep, one person messes up, One misstep, one person messes up,
69 00:02:27,481 00:02:29,626 and the whole thing is ruined. and the whole thing is ruined.
70 00:02:29,650 00:02:32,712 Traveling during a pandemic is not fun and games. Traveling during a pandemic is not fun and games.
71 00:02:32,736 00:02:34,964 I need everyone to take this seriously. I need everyone to take this seriously.
72 00:02:34,988 00:02:37,282 [splat] [splat]
73 00:02:39,660 00:02:41,220 [rapid firing] [rapid firing]
74 00:02:41,244 00:02:43,181 [sighs] ‐ [chuckles] [sighs] ‐ [chuckles]
75 00:02:43,205 00:02:44,307 [laser hums] [laser hums]
76 00:02:44,331 00:02:45,350 ‐ Uh‐oh! Uh‐oh! ‐ Uh‐oh! Uh‐oh!
77 00:02:45,374 00:02:47,644 [laughter, shouting] [laughter, shouting]
78 00:02:47,668 00:02:50,647 [light music] [light music]
79 00:02:50,671 00:02:51,981 ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪
80 00:02:52,005 00:02:55,902 ‐ In a world where it's unsafe to leave your homes, ‐ In a world where it's unsafe to leave your homes,
81 00:02:55,926 00:02:59,155 one group of friends would redefine our notions one group of friends would redefine our notions
82 00:02:59,179 00:03:01,324 of extra‐precautionary measures of extra‐precautionary measures
83 00:03:01,348 00:03:03,910 in order to prepare for... in order to prepare for...
84 00:03:03,934 00:03:06,120 Operation Big Bear. Operation Big Bear.
85 00:03:06,144 00:03:07,747 [laughter, cheers] [laughter, cheers]
86 00:03:07,771 00:03:09,582 Yes! We made it! Yes! We made it!
87 00:03:09,606 00:03:13,002 In 24 hours, our safe bubble commences. In 24 hours, our safe bubble commences.
88 00:03:13,026 00:03:14,962 ‐ Yes! Human contact! ‐ Yes! Human contact!
89 00:03:14,986 00:03:17,298 ‐ Adult, non‐husband human contact. ‐ Adult, non‐husband human contact.
90 00:03:17,322 00:03:19,801 ‐ Anxiety‐inducing human contact. ‐ Anxiety‐inducing human contact.
91 00:03:19,825 00:03:21,844 ‐ I need this so bad. ‐ I need this so bad.
92 00:03:21,868 00:03:25,890 2020 has been like a constant steady stream of body blows, 2020 has been like a constant steady stream of body blows,
93 00:03:25,914 00:03:28,059 and this trip is giving me something to live for! and this trip is giving me something to live for!
94 00:03:28,083 00:03:30,353 ‐ Can I renew my strenuous objections? ‐ Can I renew my strenuous objections?
95 00:03:30,377 00:03:31,521 None of us have Type O blood; None of us have Type O blood;
96 00:03:31,545 00:03:33,773 if we get this thing, we're all dead. if we get this thing, we're all dead.
97 00:03:33,797 00:03:35,024 ‐ Wait, are you backing out? ‐ Wait, are you backing out?
98 00:03:35,048 00:03:36,776 ‐ No, I'm backing in... ‐ No, I'm backing in...
99 00:03:36,800 00:03:39,987 to my sealed and sterilized tent I'll be setting up in New York. to my sealed and sterilized tent I'll be setting up in New York.
100 00:03:40,011 00:03:41,322 If any of you need me, If any of you need me,
101 00:03:41,346 00:03:42,698 I'll join all group activities from my phone. I'll join all group activities from my phone.
102 00:03:42,722 00:03:45,034 ‐ Rufus, you still think it's dangerous? ‐ Rufus, you still think it's dangerous?
103 00:03:45,058 00:03:46,786 Come on, we've been so good! Come on, we've been so good!
104 00:03:46,810 00:03:48,037 ‐ No, I don't think. I know. ‐ No, I don't think. I know.
105 00:03:48,061 00:03:49,872 ‐ Well, this is actually a good segue ‐ Well, this is actually a good segue
106 00:03:49,896 00:03:53,275 into my first slide. into my first slide.
107 00:03:55,902 00:03:58,548 And y'all have, so give yourselves a pat on the back. And y'all have, so give yourselves a pat on the back.
108 00:03:58,572 00:04:00,716 Now, I know that it's been hard Now, I know that it's been hard
109 00:04:00,740 00:04:03,219 doing my ultra‐tight 14‐day quarantine, doing my ultra‐tight 14‐day quarantine,
110 00:04:03,243 00:04:06,722 but now it is time to reap the rewards. but now it is time to reap the rewards.
111 00:04:06,746 00:04:09,016 ‐ Yes! ‐ Oh, come to papa. ‐ Yes! ‐ Oh, come to papa.
112 00:04:09,040 00:04:10,935 ‐ Seven beds, nine baths, ‐ Seven beds, nine baths,
113 00:04:10,959 00:04:13,312 a pool and a hot tub overlooking the lake. a pool and a hot tub overlooking the lake.
114 00:04:13,336 00:04:15,064 [cheering] And it would not be [cheering] And it would not be
115 00:04:15,088 00:04:18,818 Scandinavian design without a sauna. Scandinavian design without a sauna.
116 00:04:18,842 00:04:21,654 Your sacrifices have not been in vain. Your sacrifices have not been in vain.
117 00:04:21,678 00:04:25,074 Tomorrow, we will escape our dystopian existence, Tomorrow, we will escape our dystopian existence,
118 00:04:25,098 00:04:26,576 flee this city, flee this city,
119 00:04:26,600 00:04:29,036 and give each other hugs for realsies. and give each other hugs for realsies.
120 00:04:29,060 00:04:30,913 Except for Rufus who hates hugs Except for Rufus who hates hugs
121 00:04:30,937 00:04:32,248 and will be in a tent. and will be in a tent.
122 00:04:32,272 00:04:34,250 Now, supplies. Now, supplies.
123 00:04:34,274 00:04:37,587 Who has brought forth the Lysol Wipes? Who has brought forth the Lysol Wipes?
124 00:04:37,611 00:04:39,255 See? This is why I didn't want See? This is why I didn't want
125 00:04:39,279 00:04:40,506 to start without Ben and Annie. to start without Ben and Annie.
126 00:04:40,530 00:04:42,258 This is their department. This is their department.
127 00:04:42,282 00:04:44,093 What's going on, guys? Where's Ben and Annie? What's going on, guys? Where's Ben and Annie?
128 00:04:44,117 00:04:46,679 ‐ We have our suspicions. ‐ We have our suspicions.
129 00:04:46,703 00:04:48,055 ‐ Hey, guys. Sorry I'm late. ‐ Hey, guys. Sorry I'm late.
130 00:04:48,079 00:04:50,641 ‐ Apology accepted. Where are the Lysol Wipes? ‐ Apology accepted. Where are the Lysol Wipes?
131 00:04:50,665 00:04:52,351 Annie's got them. I talked to her earlier. Annie's got them. I talked to her earlier.
132 00:04:52,375 00:04:53,895 ‐ [gasps] ‐ [gasps]
133 00:04:53,919 00:04:55,438 ‐ Was she not supposed to get them? ‐ Was she not supposed to get them?
134 00:04:55,462 00:04:56,939 ‐ You got your hair done. ‐ You got your hair done.
135 00:04:56,963 00:04:58,900 ‐ Oh! Yeah, I did. ‐ Oh! Yeah, I did.
136 00:04:58,924 00:04:59,984 I‐I did it myself. I‐I did it myself.
137 00:05:00,008 00:05:01,944 You know, it took a long time, but I got it done‐‐ You know, it took a long time, but I got it done‐‐
138 00:05:01,968 00:05:04,071 ‐ Brother man, you went from Tim Meadows to Allen Iverson. ‐ Brother man, you went from Tim Meadows to Allen Iverson.
139 00:05:04,095 00:05:06,616 You did not do that yourself. ‐ And you got lined up. You did not do that yourself. ‐ And you got lined up.
140 00:05:06,640 00:05:08,117 You know you can't use your left hand. You know you can't use your left hand.
141 00:05:08,141 00:05:10,119 ‐ Yes, I can! I've been practicing. ‐ Yes, I can! I've been practicing.
142 00:05:10,143 00:05:11,954 ‐ There is no way you did that by yourself! ‐ There is no way you did that by yourself!
143 00:05:11,978 00:05:13,915 If you don't tell all of us what is going on, If you don't tell all of us what is going on,
144 00:05:13,939 00:05:16,250 I will start a podcast until I solve this mystery. I will start a podcast until I solve this mystery.
145 00:05:16,274 00:05:17,919 ‐ Ben, did you maybe get some help? ‐ Ben, did you maybe get some help?
146 00:05:17,943 00:05:20,797 ‐ Yeah, maybe someone did it for you? ‐ Yeah, maybe someone did it for you?
147 00:05:20,821 00:05:22,799 ‐ We haven't really heard from you or Annie recently. ‐ We haven't really heard from you or Annie recently.
148 00:05:22,823 00:05:24,801 Did you maybe‐‐ ‐ Okay, fine! You got me. Did you maybe‐‐ ‐ Okay, fine! You got me.
149 00:05:24,825 00:05:26,761 All right, we went to the barbershop, All right, we went to the barbershop,
150 00:05:26,785 00:05:28,971 but they were extra‐‐ ‐ Wait, I heard a "we" in there! but they were extra‐‐ ‐ Wait, I heard a "we" in there!
151 00:05:28,995 00:05:30,348 Guys, I‐‐ ‐ Oh, "we"! Guys, I‐‐ ‐ Oh, "we"!
152 00:05:30,372 00:05:31,641 ‐ Wait! ‐ Wait!
153 00:05:31,665 00:05:33,476 Together: A barbershop? Together: A barbershop?
154 00:05:33,500 00:05:35,436 ‐ Michelle, did your brother just say ‐ Michelle, did your brother just say
155 00:05:35,460 00:05:37,480 he broke my very clear quarantine instructions he broke my very clear quarantine instructions
156 00:05:37,504 00:05:40,316 to go to the barbershop? ‐ Relax! to go to the barbershop? ‐ Relax!
157 00:05:40,340 00:05:41,484 Okay, everything was outdoors. Okay, everything was outdoors.
158 00:05:41,508 00:05:42,485 They never took the mask off. I'm good. They never took the mask off. I'm good.
159 00:05:42,509 00:05:44,487 ‐ Typical B‐positive. ‐ Typical B‐positive.
160 00:05:44,511 00:05:47,156 You are the Pisces of blood types! You are the Pisces of blood types!
161 00:05:47,180 00:05:48,324 ‐ Breathe, baby. ‐ Breathe, baby.
162 00:05:48,348 00:05:49,534 ‐ Do you smell pennies? ‐ Do you smell pennies?
163 00:05:49,558 00:05:52,453 ‐ Ben, how dare you pollute my extreme excitement for you ‐ Ben, how dare you pollute my extreme excitement for you
164 00:05:52,477 00:05:54,330 with my extreme disappointment in you? with my extreme disappointment in you?
165 00:05:54,354 00:05:56,415 Were the rules strict? Yes. Were the rules strict? Yes.
166 00:05:56,439 00:05:58,000 Yes, they were, Yes, they were,
167 00:05:58,024 00:05:59,460 but we all followed them anyway but we all followed them anyway
168 00:05:59,484 00:06:02,338 because this was important to Garrett. because this was important to Garrett.
169 00:06:02,362 00:06:05,967 And more importantly, to me. ‐ And more importantly for me! And more importantly, to me. ‐ And more importantly for me!
170 00:06:05,991 00:06:09,178 I needed this, and you wrecked it with your mysterious "we," I needed this, and you wrecked it with your mysterious "we,"
171 00:06:09,202 00:06:10,638 which I'm also excited about, which I'm also excited about,
172 00:06:10,662 00:06:12,557 and your weird, celebratory haircut afterwards. and your weird, celebratory haircut afterwards.
173 00:06:12,581 00:06:14,725 ‐ Very excited and very disappointed. ‐ Very excited and very disappointed.
174 00:06:14,749 00:06:16,519 ‐ Pradeep, are you really doing this right now? ‐ Pradeep, are you really doing this right now?
175 00:06:16,543 00:06:19,188 ‐ Yes! I call out injustice when I see it‐‐ ‐ Yes! I call out injustice when I see it‐‐
176 00:06:19,212 00:06:20,857 ‐ When you know good and damn well ‐ When you know good and damn well
177 00:06:20,881 00:06:22,525 you brought your housekeeper back. you brought your housekeeper back.
178 00:06:22,549 00:06:23,842 ‐ Oh! ‐ Oh!
179 00:06:25,385 00:06:26,529 ‐ This is really about Ben, Garrett. ‐ This is really about Ben, Garrett.
180 00:06:26,553 00:06:28,030 I want you to remember that. I want you to remember that.
181 00:06:28,054 00:06:29,532 ‐ Pradeep, is this true? ‐ Pradeep, is this true?
182 00:06:29,556 00:06:32,660 ‐ I had a weak moment. Okay? ‐ I had a weak moment. Okay?
183 00:06:32,684 00:06:35,162 One time, like two weeks ago. One time, like two weeks ago.
184 00:06:35,186 00:06:37,373 [vacuum whirring] [vacuum whirring]
185 00:06:37,397 00:06:39,208 Which is when Which is when
186 00:06:39,232 00:06:41,878 we scheduled weekly visits, so... we scheduled weekly visits, so...
187 00:06:41,902 00:06:44,380 ‐ Oh, God. ‐ A weekly weak moment. ‐ Oh, God. ‐ A weekly weak moment.
188 00:06:44,404 00:06:46,549 ‐ Three times! I got one haircut once. ‐ Three times! I got one haircut once.
189 00:06:46,573 00:06:48,217 ‐ Wha‐‐ men are just so selfish. ‐ Wha‐‐ men are just so selfish.
190 00:06:48,241 00:06:49,552 ‐ I‐I'm sorry. ‐ I‐I'm sorry.
191 00:06:49,576 00:06:51,887 Truly, Garrett, I tried, but‐‐ Truly, Garrett, I tried, but‐‐
192 00:06:51,911 00:06:53,931 you know, you guys don't have kids. you know, you guys don't have kids.
193 00:06:53,955 00:06:55,766 And we needed help. And we needed help.
194 00:06:55,790 00:06:58,227 Our housekeeper, our nanny, our gardener‐‐ Our housekeeper, our nanny, our gardener‐‐
195 00:06:58,251 00:06:59,854 together: Nanny? ‐ Whoa. together: Nanny? ‐ Whoa.
196 00:06:59,878 00:07:01,147 ‐ That's right! ‐ That's right!
197 00:07:01,171 00:07:02,690 Our occasional nanny. Our occasional nanny.
198 00:07:02,714 00:07:04,859 They are barely keeping me and Richie above water. They are barely keeping me and Richie above water.
199 00:07:04,883 00:07:06,652 ‐ Does anybody else see black spots? ‐ Does anybody else see black spots?
200 00:07:06,676 00:07:07,571 ‐ In and out, baby. ‐ Garrett, ‐ In and out, baby. ‐ Garrett,
201 00:07:07,595 00:07:08,738 we took every precaution. we took every precaution.
202 00:07:08,762 00:07:09,739 We wore masks. We wore masks.
203 00:07:09,763 00:07:11,407 We took each other's temperatures. We took each other's temperatures.
204 00:07:11,431 00:07:14,910 We broke your quarantine rules respectfully and responsibly. We broke your quarantine rules respectfully and responsibly.
205 00:07:14,934 00:07:16,537 ‐ How could you? ‐ How could you?
206 00:07:16,561 00:07:18,414 And the lying makes it worse, Pradeep. And the lying makes it worse, Pradeep.
207 00:07:18,438 00:07:19,999 The lying makes it worse. The lying makes it worse.
208 00:07:20,023 00:07:21,375 ‐ Oh, does it, Ellis? ‐ Oh, does it, Ellis?
209 00:07:21,399 00:07:22,918 Does the lying make it worse? Does the lying make it worse?
210 00:07:22,942 00:07:24,944 ‐ Yes, it does. It makes it sting. ‐ Yes, it does. It makes it sting.
211 00:07:26,112 00:07:28,758 ‐ Ellis goes to an illegal SoulCycle speakeasy. ‐ Ellis goes to an illegal SoulCycle speakeasy.
212 00:07:28,782 00:07:29,925 ‐ [wailing] ‐ What? ‐ [wailing] ‐ What?
213 00:07:29,949 00:07:30,968 ‐ They won't let me cancel my membership ‐ They won't let me cancel my membership
214 00:07:30,992 00:07:33,179 and I need to work off all that dumb sourdough and I need to work off all that dumb sourdough
215 00:07:33,203 00:07:34,263 you guys keep sending me! you guys keep sending me!
216 00:07:34,287 00:07:35,806 What am I supposed to do, not use it? What am I supposed to do, not use it?
217 00:07:35,830 00:07:36,725 ‐ Yeah! ‐ That's exactly what ‐ Yeah! ‐ That's exactly what
218 00:07:36,749 00:07:38,309 you're supposed to do! you're supposed to do!
219 00:07:38,333 00:07:39,852 ‐ It is not as bad as it sounds, okay? ‐ It is not as bad as it sounds, okay?
220 00:07:39,876 00:07:41,270 The basement has a little air hole. The basement has a little air hole.
221 00:07:41,294 00:07:42,855 ‐ The basement? ‐ The basement?
222 00:07:42,879 00:07:45,900 ‐ Do you guys have any idea how much planning ‐ Do you guys have any idea how much planning
223 00:07:45,924 00:07:47,276 has gone into this trip? has gone into this trip?
224 00:07:47,300 00:07:48,611 ‐ Oh, yes, this is the third meeting ‐ Oh, yes, this is the third meeting
225 00:07:48,635 00:07:50,279 with shower schedules on the agenda. with shower schedules on the agenda.
226 00:07:50,303 00:07:51,447 ‐ Garrett, I know you're angry, ‐ Garrett, I know you're angry,
227 00:07:51,471 00:07:52,782 and you have every reason to be, and you have every reason to be,
228 00:07:52,806 00:07:55,034 but you don't need to cancel this trip. but you don't need to cancel this trip.
229 00:07:55,058 00:07:56,952 These were tiny infractions, all right? These were tiny infractions, all right?
230 00:07:56,976 00:08:00,122 Medicinal, prescriptive, safe interactions Medicinal, prescriptive, safe interactions
231 00:08:00,146 00:08:02,124 that we all desperately needed. that we all desperately needed.
232 00:08:02,148 00:08:05,461 Like my socially‐distanced walk with Michelle yesterday. Like my socially‐distanced walk with Michelle yesterday.
233 00:08:05,485 00:08:07,129 ‐ Oh, for real? ‐ Well, I was on blast, ‐ Oh, for real? ‐ Well, I was on blast,
234 00:08:07,153 00:08:09,465 now you're on blast. It's the circle of blast. now you're on blast. It's the circle of blast.
235 00:08:09,489 00:08:11,550 ‐ What treachery is this? ‐ What treachery is this?
236 00:08:11,574 00:08:13,803 ‐ Did you not‐‐ I mean, were walks no‐‐ ‐ Did you not‐‐ I mean, were walks no‐‐
237 00:08:13,827 00:08:16,305 because the approved list of activities was a little bit‐‐ because the approved list of activities was a little bit‐‐
238 00:08:16,329 00:08:19,141 ‐ The approved list of activities was very clear. ‐ The approved list of activities was very clear.
239 00:08:19,165 00:08:21,936 ‐ Okay, Garrett, I'm human. I'm sorry! ‐ Okay, Garrett, I'm human. I'm sorry!
240 00:08:21,960 00:08:23,938 I made a mistake! We all did. I made a mistake! We all did.
241 00:08:23,962 00:08:25,147 ‐ I didn't, ‐ I didn't,
242 00:08:25,171 00:08:28,150 but I still think this trip is a mass burial waiting to happen. but I still think this trip is a mass burial waiting to happen.
243 00:08:28,174 00:08:31,487 And woe be the person that stays in that cabin after you, And woe be the person that stays in that cabin after you,
244 00:08:31,511 00:08:33,114 because Ellis is for sure gonna haunt them. because Ellis is for sure gonna haunt them.
245 00:08:33,138 00:08:35,574 ‐ Well, thank you, Rufus. I feel very seen. ‐ Well, thank you, Rufus. I feel very seen.
246 00:08:35,598 00:08:37,576 ‐ This is like when I accidentally heard a spoiler ‐ This is like when I accidentally heard a spoiler
247 00:08:37,600 00:08:39,328 for the final season of "Game of Thrones." for the final season of "Game of Thrones."
248 00:08:39,352 00:08:42,164 Disappointing for so many reasons. Disappointing for so many reasons.
249 00:08:42,188 00:08:43,666 ‐ Hey, I thought we were gonna watch "World of Dance." ‐ Hey, I thought we were gonna watch "World of Dance."
250 00:08:43,690 00:08:46,293 ‐ Uh, thank you for the reminder, Alexa. ‐ Uh, thank you for the reminder, Alexa.
251 00:08:46,317 00:08:47,254 All right, just gimme a second. All right, just gimme a second.
252 00:08:47,278 00:08:48,337 I got a work thing. I got a work thing.
253 00:08:48,361 00:08:50,131 ‐ That wasn't Alexa. ‐ That wasn't Alexa.
254 00:08:50,155 00:08:52,508 ‐ Was that Paz? ‐ Was that Paz?
255 00:08:52,532 00:08:54,343 ‐ The "we" was Paz? ‐ The "we" was Paz?
256 00:08:54,367 00:08:56,679 ‐ The "we" was Paz. ‐ The "we" was Paz.
257 00:08:56,703 00:08:58,514 ‐ All right, that's it! That's it. ‐ All right, that's it! That's it.
258 00:08:58,538 00:09:01,166 Operation Big Bear is Operation Cancelled. Operation Big Bear is Operation Cancelled.
259 00:09:06,337 00:09:07,417 ‐ Paz? How did this happen? ‐ Paz? How did this happen?
260 00:09:07,547 00:09:08,858 Just last week, you were off her. Just last week, you were off her.
261 00:09:08,882 00:09:09,859 And now you're back on her? And now you're back on her?
262 00:09:09,883 00:09:11,193 ‐ I cannot abide attractive ‐ I cannot abide attractive
263 00:09:11,217 00:09:13,154 but ultimately shallow people... but ultimately shallow people...
264 00:09:13,178 00:09:14,530 who are women. who are women.
265 00:09:14,554 00:09:18,034 Most of my follows on Insta are hot male sociopaths. Most of my follows on Insta are hot male sociopaths.
266 00:09:18,058 00:09:21,537 The point is, you point us in an awkward position, Benjamin. The point is, you point us in an awkward position, Benjamin.
267 00:09:21,561 00:09:23,456 ‐ Look, you know how lonely I've been. ‐ Look, you know how lonely I've been.
268 00:09:23,480 00:09:25,374 Plus, this week has been insane; Plus, this week has been insane;
269 00:09:25,398 00:09:28,002 Amy Cooper, COVID cases skyrocketing. Amy Cooper, COVID cases skyrocketing.
270 00:09:28,026 00:09:30,880 So I got drunk off the last of my schnapps a few days ago, So I got drunk off the last of my schnapps a few days ago,
271 00:09:30,904 00:09:32,465 and I maybe might've texted Paz. and I maybe might've texted Paz.
272 00:09:32,489 00:09:36,177 ‐ Please tell me it was at least more inspired than "You up?" ‐ Please tell me it was at least more inspired than "You up?"
273 00:09:36,201 00:09:38,220 ‐ It was in that area. ‐ It was in that area.
274 00:09:38,244 00:09:39,889 I am human! All right? I am human! All right?
275 00:09:39,913 00:09:41,098 I have human needs. I have human needs.
276 00:09:41,122 00:09:42,892 It was just supposed to be closure sex. It was just supposed to be closure sex.
277 00:09:42,916 00:09:43,810 Now it's been a week. Now it's been a week.
278 00:09:43,834 00:09:46,187 I've got all sorts of shampoos in my shower I've got all sorts of shampoos in my shower
279 00:09:46,211 00:09:47,688 and pretty sure she's using my toothbrush. and pretty sure she's using my toothbrush.
280 00:09:47,712 00:09:49,231 This is not what I had planned. This is not what I had planned.
281 00:09:49,255 00:09:52,234 ‐ Ben! Are you kidding me? ‐ Ben! Are you kidding me?
282 00:09:52,258 00:09:53,736 How could you do this to Garrett? How could you do this to Garrett?
283 00:09:53,760 00:09:55,571 ‐ I mean, I feel like we all kinda did something‐‐ ‐ I mean, I feel like we all kinda did something‐‐
284 00:09:55,595 00:09:58,699 ‐ Look, we have 24 hours to get this man to the woods. ‐ Look, we have 24 hours to get this man to the woods.
285 00:09:58,723 00:09:59,700 He's about to snap, He's about to snap,
286 00:09:59,724 00:10:02,078 or die of a broken heart, I can't tell which. or die of a broken heart, I can't tell which.
287 00:10:02,102 00:10:04,080 Either way, I hid the knives. Either way, I hid the knives.
288 00:10:04,104 00:10:06,749 ‐ Honey, I can't find the knives! ‐ Honey, I can't find the knives!
289 00:10:06,773 00:10:08,542 ‐ Fix this! ‐ Fix this!
290 00:10:08,566 00:10:12,004 ‐ Ben, Paz isn't even pretending to be safe. ‐ Ben, Paz isn't even pretending to be safe.
291 00:10:12,028 00:10:13,839 She just posted she went ice skating... She just posted she went ice skating...
292 00:10:13,863 00:10:15,883 yesterday. Heart. yesterday. Heart.
293 00:10:15,907 00:10:17,176 ‐ In LA! ‐ In LA!
294 00:10:17,200 00:10:18,427 Like, where would she even do that? Like, where would she even do that?
295 00:10:18,451 00:10:20,221 ‐ I tried to kick her out last night, ‐ I tried to kick her out last night,
296 00:10:20,245 00:10:22,264 but she's having a hard time right now. but she's having a hard time right now.
297 00:10:22,288 00:10:24,225 ‐ Well, I've always said this pandemic is hardest ‐ Well, I've always said this pandemic is hardest
298 00:10:24,249 00:10:26,519 on the lower‐tier Instagram influencers. on the lower‐tier Instagram influencers.
299 00:10:26,543 00:10:27,937 ‐ Her spon‐con is gone. ‐ Her spon‐con is gone.
300 00:10:27,961 00:10:29,438 She's panicked about money. She's panicked about money.
301 00:10:29,462 00:10:31,774 Plus, I don't want bad quarantine karma. Plus, I don't want bad quarantine karma.
302 00:10:31,798 00:10:32,942 ‐ Ah, ah, ah. ‐ Ah, ah, ah.
303 00:10:32,966 00:10:34,110 You can't talk about karma, You can't talk about karma,
304 00:10:34,134 00:10:36,278 like I can't say "okurrr" anymore. like I can't say "okurrr" anymore.
305 00:10:36,302 00:10:38,280 ‐ Big Bear is cancelled? ‐ Big Bear is cancelled?
306 00:10:38,304 00:10:39,907 I can't hibernate for much longer, Ben. I can't hibernate for much longer, Ben.
307 00:10:39,931 00:10:42,201 ‐ Hey, yeah, you know we're all responsible for this, right? ‐ Hey, yeah, you know we're all responsible for this, right?
308 00:10:42,225 00:10:43,953 ‐ Oh, but it was mostly you. ‐ Yeah, but you more than us. ‐ Oh, but it was mostly you. ‐ Yeah, but you more than us.
309 00:10:43,977 00:10:45,287 ‐ For sure not me. ‐ For sure not me.
310 00:10:45,311 00:10:47,957 ‐ Guys, Garrett is in really bad shape. ‐ Guys, Garrett is in really bad shape.
311 00:10:47,981 00:10:50,960 He wants to watch some movie called "Mutiny on the Bounty," He wants to watch some movie called "Mutiny on the Bounty,"
312 00:10:50,984 00:10:53,462 and he's opened his "I'm sad" bottle of whiskey. and he's opened his "I'm sad" bottle of whiskey.
313 00:10:53,486 00:10:55,256 We've got to sort this out. We've got to sort this out.
314 00:10:55,280 00:10:56,632 ‐ Michelle? ‐ Michelle?
315 00:10:56,656 00:10:58,634 You're two minutes late for movie night. You're two minutes late for movie night.
316 00:10:58,658 00:11:00,469 ‐ Coming, love! ‐ Coming, love!
317 00:11:00,493 00:11:02,138 Help me! ‐ All right, I'm on it. Help me! ‐ All right, I'm on it.
318 00:11:02,162 00:11:03,889 I'll go talk to him. [doorbell rings] I'll go talk to him. [doorbell rings]
319 00:11:03,913 00:11:06,267 Oh, wait, that's the delivery driver. Oh, wait, that's the delivery driver.
320 00:11:06,291 00:11:07,935 Paz bought a Peloton bike from Craigslist Paz bought a Peloton bike from Craigslist
321 00:11:07,959 00:11:09,812 to make it look like she has a sponsorship deal. to make it look like she has a sponsorship deal.
322 00:11:09,836 00:11:11,647 ‐ She bought her own bike? ‐ She bought her own bike?
323 00:11:11,671 00:11:13,941 ‐ She says she has to spend money to make money. ‐ She says she has to spend money to make money.
324 00:11:13,965 00:11:15,484 [groans] Now I gotta find a way [groans] Now I gotta find a way
325 00:11:15,508 00:11:17,987 to get her and this thousand‐pound stationary bike to get her and this thousand‐pound stationary bike
326 00:11:18,011 00:11:18,988 out of my place. out of my place.
327 00:11:19,012 00:11:21,323 ‐ She is very good. ‐ She is very good.
328 00:11:21,347 00:11:23,492 ‐ I'll be back. ‐ I'll be back.
329 00:11:23,516 00:11:25,494 ‐ Wait, Ben said he and Annie talked. ‐ Wait, Ben said he and Annie talked.
330 00:11:25,518 00:11:26,787 Do you think that's why she disappeared? Do you think that's why she disappeared?
331 00:11:26,811 00:11:28,330 ‐ You think he told her about Paz ‐ You think he told her about Paz
332 00:11:28,354 00:11:30,291 and then she spiraled into a depression? and then she spiraled into a depression?
333 00:11:30,315 00:11:31,834 Oh, my gosh, we have to find her! Oh, my gosh, we have to find her!
334 00:11:31,858 00:11:33,836 ‐ I'm on it. ‐ I'm on it.
335 00:11:33,860 00:11:34,754 ‐ Rufus, are you listening? ‐ Rufus, are you listening?
336 00:11:34,778 00:11:36,839 She's depressed. She's not gonna answer. She's depressed. She's not gonna answer.
337 00:11:36,863 00:11:39,008 ‐ Relax, I know how to communicate with people ‐ Relax, I know how to communicate with people
338 00:11:39,032 00:11:40,676 of her blood type. of her blood type.
339 00:11:40,700 00:11:42,970 ‐ What do you mean, "you all tested positive"? ‐ What do you mean, "you all tested positive"?
340 00:11:42,994 00:11:44,305 ‐ Sorry, should've clarified. ‐ Sorry, should've clarified.
341 00:11:44,329 00:11:46,807 Tested positive with concern. ‐ What? Tested positive with concern. ‐ What?
342 00:11:46,831 00:11:49,518 ‐ Annie, we heard the news and we think it's unhealthy ‐ Annie, we heard the news and we think it's unhealthy
343 00:11:49,542 00:11:51,711 that you're not talking about it with us. that you're not talking about it with us.
344 00:11:53,004 00:11:54,648 ‐ How did you guys find out? ‐ How did you guys find out?
345 00:11:54,672 00:11:56,525 ‐ Oh, it‐‐it doesn't matter. ‐ Oh, it‐‐it doesn't matter.
346 00:11:56,549 00:11:57,943 The point is, we're family, The point is, we're family,
347 00:11:57,967 00:12:01,197 and you can't quarantine your feelings from us. and you can't quarantine your feelings from us.
348 00:12:01,221 00:12:02,323 ‐ I'm sorry, y'all. ‐ I'm sorry, y'all.
349 00:12:02,347 00:12:03,699 I should've said something sooner. I should've said something sooner.
350 00:12:03,723 00:12:06,702 I just‐‐ ‐ It's okay. It's okay. I just‐‐ ‐ It's okay. It's okay.
351 00:12:06,726 00:12:09,371 We know how much you wanted this Ben thing to work out, We know how much you wanted this Ben thing to work out,
352 00:12:09,395 00:12:11,373 and it‐‐it sucks that he's back with Paz, and it‐‐it sucks that he's back with Paz,
353 00:12:11,397 00:12:13,709 but we're here for you. but we're here for you.
354 00:12:13,733 00:12:16,879 ‐ Wait, what? ‐ Wait, what?
355 00:12:16,903 00:12:19,280 Ben is back with Paz? Ben is back with Paz?
356 00:12:20,406 00:12:22,218 ‐ You didn't know? ‐ You didn't know?
357 00:12:22,242 00:12:25,221 ‐ Ah, what were you talking about? ‐ Ah, what were you talking about?
358 00:12:25,245 00:12:28,015 ‐ I just got hired to ghostwrite a romance novel. ‐ I just got hired to ghostwrite a romance novel.
359 00:12:28,039 00:12:31,393 It's like this huge job, and I've got a crazy deadline. It's like this huge job, and I've got a crazy deadline.
360 00:12:31,417 00:12:32,436 That's why I've been so distant. That's why I've been so distant.
361 00:12:32,460 00:12:34,897 I wanted to take a chunk out of it before Big Bear. I wanted to take a chunk out of it before Big Bear.
362 00:12:34,921 00:12:36,398 ‐ Oh, my God. That's so great. ‐ Congrats. ‐ Oh, my God. That's so great. ‐ Congrats.
363 00:12:36,422 00:12:39,235 ‐ Annie! Wow! ‐ Yeah. ‐ Annie! Wow! ‐ Yeah.
364 00:12:39,259 00:12:40,736 ‐ Congrats. So cool. ‐ Congrats. So cool.
365 00:12:40,760 00:12:42,404 ‐ He's not bringing her, is he? ‐ He's not bringing her, is he?
366 00:12:42,428 00:12:43,864 ‐ Well, no. ‐ Well, no.
367 00:12:43,888 00:12:44,783 Good news is no. Good news is no.
368 00:12:44,807 00:12:47,201 Uh, bad news is, the trip's been cancelled. Uh, bad news is, the trip's been cancelled.
369 00:12:47,225 00:12:48,577 ‐ What? Why? ‐ What? Why?
370 00:12:48,601 00:12:50,746 ‐ Because of Paz. ‐ Ben and only Ben messed up. ‐ Because of Paz. ‐ Ben and only Ben messed up.
371 00:12:50,770 00:12:51,747 ‐ No! ‐ No!
372 00:12:51,771 00:12:54,667 I haven't even opened a window in 14 days. I haven't even opened a window in 14 days.
373 00:12:54,691 00:12:55,751 ‐ I know, we've all taken it seriously. ‐ I know, we've all taken it seriously.
374 00:12:55,775 00:12:56,752 ‐ Same here! ‐ Same here!
375 00:12:56,776 00:12:59,046 ‐ Actually, there may be a way to salvage this. ‐ Actually, there may be a way to salvage this.
376 00:12:59,070 00:13:03,050 But the answer lies deep in the belly of the dark web. But the answer lies deep in the belly of the dark web.
377 00:13:03,074 00:13:05,094 ‐ Rufus? ‐ Rufus?
378 00:13:05,118 00:13:06,887 Rufus! Rufus!
379 00:13:06,911 00:13:08,389 Should we be worried? Should we be worried?
380 00:13:08,413 00:13:10,307 ‐ Oh, definitely worried. ‐ I think it's fine. ‐ Oh, definitely worried. ‐ I think it's fine.
381 00:13:10,331 00:13:12,375 ‐ What? I mean, fine. ‐ What? I mean, fine.
382 00:13:18,548 00:13:19,548 ‐ How could Ben do this? ‐ How could Ben do this?
383 00:13:20,008 00:13:23,028 ‐ Oh, I believe it involved a cocktail of German alcohol ‐ Oh, I believe it involved a cocktail of German alcohol
384 00:13:23,052 00:13:24,571 and loneliness. ‐ Oh, forget all that. and loneliness. ‐ Oh, forget all that.
385 00:13:24,595 00:13:25,948 Tell us about your romance novel job. Tell us about your romance novel job.
386 00:13:25,972 00:13:27,449 What's it about? What's it about?
387 00:13:27,473 00:13:31,578 ‐ It's about a woman who's secretly pining for her friend ‐ It's about a woman who's secretly pining for her friend
388 00:13:31,602 00:13:32,746 who's in a relationship. who's in a relationship.
389 00:13:32,770 00:13:36,125 And when they break up, she finally confesses her love And when they break up, she finally confesses her love
390 00:13:36,149 00:13:39,253 and they spend the rest of their lives together. and they spend the rest of their lives together.
391 00:13:39,277 00:13:40,796 But in medieval Scotland. But in medieval Scotland.
392 00:13:40,820 00:13:42,923 ‐ You might wanna rework that ending. ‐ You might wanna rework that ending.
393 00:13:42,947 00:13:44,800 ‐ What am I doing? For real. ‐ What am I doing? For real.
394 00:13:44,824 00:13:46,468 I mean, this‐‐this whole Ben thing isn't‐‐ I mean, this‐‐this whole Ben thing isn't‐‐
395 00:13:46,492 00:13:48,470 I should just move on, right? I should just move on, right?
396 00:13:48,494 00:13:50,180 And just try to get out there. And just try to get out there.
397 00:13:50,204 00:13:52,349 ‐ Well, as long as your "get out there" ‐ Well, as long as your "get out there"
398 00:13:52,373 00:13:54,685 involves you never leaving the house, involves you never leaving the house,
399 00:13:54,709 00:13:58,439 then yes, I think it's a good idea to explore your options. then yes, I think it's a good idea to explore your options.
400 00:13:58,463 00:14:00,482 ‐ Well, why didn't you tell us about this book? ‐ Well, why didn't you tell us about this book?
401 00:14:00,506 00:14:01,650 That's good news. That's good news.
402 00:14:01,674 00:14:05,154 ‐ Because it just felt selfish to brag about a new job ‐ Because it just felt selfish to brag about a new job
403 00:14:05,178 00:14:07,239 when you just lost yours. ‐ No. when you just lost yours. ‐ No.
404 00:14:07,263 00:14:09,491 A win for one of us is a win for all of us right now. A win for one of us is a win for all of us right now.
405 00:14:09,515 00:14:11,326 All right, I may not have the Clippers, All right, I may not have the Clippers,
406 00:14:11,350 00:14:12,828 but I still have you, but I still have you,
407 00:14:12,852 00:14:15,330 and you, Annie, are doing better than the Clippers. and you, Annie, are doing better than the Clippers.
408 00:14:15,354 00:14:17,791 ‐ Yeah, come on! Let's celebrate. ‐ Yeah, come on! Let's celebrate.
409 00:14:17,815 00:14:20,335 ‐ Wait, I think I have something real to celebrate. ‐ Wait, I think I have something real to celebrate.
410 00:14:20,359 00:14:23,505 ‐ I mean, my thing is real, Rufus. ‐ I mean, my thing is real, Rufus.
411 00:14:23,529 00:14:25,841 ‐ Rufus, I got a text from you saying, "Solved this." ‐ Rufus, I got a text from you saying, "Solved this."
412 00:14:25,865 00:14:27,342 What's going on? What's going on?
413 00:14:27,366 00:14:29,511 ‐ Careless friends isn't something you can solve, Rufus. ‐ Careless friends isn't something you can solve, Rufus.
414 00:14:29,535 00:14:30,512 ‐ Actually, it is. ‐ Actually, it is.
415 00:14:30,536 00:14:33,223 Uh, I have a frenemy named Rich on the dark web. Uh, I have a frenemy named Rich on the dark web.
416 00:14:33,247 00:14:35,392 He got a ton of my hand sanitizer. He got a ton of my hand sanitizer.
417 00:14:35,416 00:14:38,020 He's willing to trade another batch He's willing to trade another batch
418 00:14:38,044 00:14:40,355 for seven rapid COVID tests. for seven rapid COVID tests.
419 00:14:40,379 00:14:42,024 We'd have the results in 24 hours. We'd have the results in 24 hours.
420 00:14:42,048 00:14:43,358 ‐ Yes! Yes! ‐ Shut up! ‐ Yes! Yes! ‐ Shut up!
421 00:14:43,382 00:14:45,527 ‐ Oh, yeah. ‐ Rufus, you came through! ‐ Oh, yeah. ‐ Rufus, you came through!
422 00:14:45,551 00:14:48,530 ‐ Shove it up there. ‐ Yes, baby. Isn't that great? ‐ Shove it up there. ‐ Yes, baby. Isn't that great?
423 00:14:48,554 00:14:51,366 It's all good. ‐ No. It's all good. ‐ No.
424 00:14:51,390 00:14:53,368 ‐ What? You're still mad about the walk with Ellis? ‐ What? You're still mad about the walk with Ellis?
425 00:14:53,392 00:14:56,205 We wore masks and we stayed six feet apart. We wore masks and we stayed six feet apart.
426 00:14:56,229 00:14:57,539 ‐ We can't use those tests. ‐ We can't use those tests.
427 00:14:57,563 00:14:59,041 ‐ Why, because they're from the dark web ‐ Why, because they're from the dark web
428 00:14:59,065 00:15:00,250 and they're probably super sketch? and they're probably super sketch?
429 00:15:00,274 00:15:03,962 ‐ No, if anyone could track down reliable tests, it's Rufus. ‐ No, if anyone could track down reliable tests, it's Rufus.
430 00:15:03,986 00:15:05,214 ‐ Correct. ‐ Correct.
431 00:15:05,238 00:15:06,381 ‐ But people need these tests, ‐ But people need these tests,
432 00:15:06,405 00:15:07,342 and they can't get them anywhere. and they can't get them anywhere.
433 00:15:07,366 00:15:08,592 There are shortages all over the country. There are shortages all over the country.
434 00:15:08,616 00:15:12,012 I mean, Jazmin can't get her hands on enough of these things I mean, Jazmin can't get her hands on enough of these things
435 00:15:12,036 00:15:13,722 as a doctor in New York. as a doctor in New York.
436 00:15:13,746 00:15:15,599 And we're gonna just divert seven of them And we're gonna just divert seven of them
437 00:15:15,623 00:15:16,934 for a vacation to Big Bear? for a vacation to Big Bear?
438 00:15:16,958 00:15:18,018 We can't use them. It's wrong. We can't use them. It's wrong.
439 00:15:18,042 00:15:19,353 ‐ Is it wrong? ‐ Is it wrong?
440 00:15:19,377 00:15:22,189 I mean, it's seven tests. I mean, it's seven tests.
441 00:15:22,213 00:15:24,733 It's not like we're gonna wipe the state clean. It's not like we're gonna wipe the state clean.
442 00:15:24,757 00:15:27,569 Come on, baby, I know how much you needed this escape. Come on, baby, I know how much you needed this escape.
443 00:15:27,593 00:15:29,738 ‐ I just wanted one thing to go right, but it can't. ‐ I just wanted one thing to go right, but it can't.
444 00:15:29,762 00:15:32,908 All we had to do was just follow some simple rules All we had to do was just follow some simple rules
445 00:15:32,932 00:15:34,725 and we couldn't even do that. and we couldn't even do that.
446 00:15:36,769 00:15:38,413 ‐ Hey, Ben. ‐ Hey. ‐ Hey, Ben. ‐ Hey.
447 00:15:38,437 00:15:40,916 I'm guessing they caught you up. ‐ Yep. I'm guessing they caught you up. ‐ Yep.
448 00:15:40,940 00:15:43,043 ‐ Sorry I ruined the trip with my barbershop run. ‐ Sorry I ruined the trip with my barbershop run.
449 00:15:43,067 00:15:44,545 ‐ Oh, Ben, come on. ‐ Oh, Ben, come on.
450 00:15:44,569 00:15:47,339 The outdoor barbershop was probably fine. The outdoor barbershop was probably fine.
451 00:15:47,363 00:15:49,883 You ruined the trip with Paz. You ruined the trip with Paz.
452 00:15:49,907 00:15:53,220 ‐ I mean, actually, Rufus has a way to save the trip. ‐ I mean, actually, Rufus has a way to save the trip.
453 00:15:53,244 00:15:55,889 He has a friend who can test all of us. He has a friend who can test all of us.
454 00:15:55,913 00:15:57,141 ‐ Oh, my God! Are you serious? ‐ But I‐‐ ‐ Oh, my God! Are you serious? ‐ But I‐‐
455 00:15:57,165 00:15:59,059 ‐ I am down! Yes! ‐ I am down! Yes!
456 00:15:59,083 00:16:00,769 When? Where? Sign me up. When? Where? Sign me up.
457 00:16:00,793 00:16:02,938 You guys scared me with that whole Paz thing. You guys scared me with that whole Paz thing.
458 00:16:02,962 00:16:03,939 I'm sure we're both fine, I'm sure we're both fine,
459 00:16:03,963 00:16:05,607 but if you have an extra... but if you have an extra...
460 00:16:05,631 00:16:08,676 [Paz coughing] [Paz coughing]
461 00:16:15,641 00:16:18,120 ‐ Please tell me she's choking to death. ‐ Please tell me she's choking to death.
462 00:16:18,144 00:16:19,955 ‐ She's not choking. ‐ She's not choking.
463 00:16:19,979 00:16:22,416 She doesn't eat solid foods. She doesn't eat solid foods.
464 00:16:22,440 00:16:23,959 ‐ Yeah, this trip is a dud. ‐ Yeah, this trip is a dud.
465 00:16:23,983 00:16:26,461 [all talking at once] ‐ That's a wrap on Big Bear. [all talking at once] ‐ That's a wrap on Big Bear.
466 00:16:26,485 00:16:29,965 ‐ Paz, I'm going to send you a recipe for some tea. ‐ Paz, I'm going to send you a recipe for some tea.
467 00:16:29,989 00:16:31,365 Look at your Instagram. Look at your Instagram.
468 00:16:36,329 00:16:37,329 ‐ Shh! ‐ Rufus, shush! ‐ Shh! ‐ Rufus, shush!
469 00:16:37,788 00:16:39,183 Here he comes. Here he comes. Here he comes. Here he comes.
470 00:16:39,207 00:16:42,477 [birds tweeting] [birds tweeting]
471 00:16:42,501 00:16:43,478 ‐ Surprise! ‐ Surprise!
472 00:16:43,502 00:16:45,647 All: Surprise! ‐ What? All: Surprise! ‐ What?
473 00:16:45,671 00:16:46,815 What is this? What is this?
474 00:16:46,839 00:16:48,317 ‐ We just felt so awful. ‐ We just felt so awful.
475 00:16:48,341 00:16:50,319 You had planned this beautiful trip for us, You had planned this beautiful trip for us,
476 00:16:50,343 00:16:52,738 and we wanted to do something beautiful for you. and we wanted to do something beautiful for you.
477 00:16:52,762 00:16:54,573 ‐ Oh. ‐ If we can't go to Big Bear, ‐ Oh. ‐ If we can't go to Big Bear,
478 00:16:54,597 00:16:56,491 then Big Bear comes to us. then Big Bear comes to us.
479 00:16:56,515 00:16:58,577 ‐ This is... ‐ This is...
480 00:16:58,601 00:17:00,495 this is really nice. this is really nice.
481 00:17:00,519 00:17:02,831 Thank you guys so much. Thank you guys so much.
482 00:17:02,855 00:17:05,500 I'm so sorry I've been controlling lately. I'm so sorry I've been controlling lately.
483 00:17:05,524 00:17:08,503 I guess social planning is my love language, I guess social planning is my love language,
484 00:17:08,527 00:17:10,672 and I've been going a little crazy without it. and I've been going a little crazy without it.
485 00:17:10,696 00:17:12,341 ‐ Oh, it's okay, Garrett. ‐ Oh, it's okay, Garrett.
486 00:17:12,365 00:17:15,344 Emotions have been all over the place! Emotions have been all over the place!
487 00:17:15,368 00:17:16,511 We know you love us, We know you love us,
488 00:17:16,535 00:17:18,013 even when you yell at us. even when you yell at us.
489 00:17:18,037 00:17:19,848 I mean, I love my kids when I yell at them. I mean, I love my kids when I yell at them.
490 00:17:19,872 00:17:21,016 ‐ Can I have another marshmallow? ‐ Can I have another marshmallow?
491 00:17:21,040 00:17:22,893 ‐ No, you get your own marshmallow! ‐ No, you get your own marshmallow!
492 00:17:22,917 00:17:24,811 Close it! ‐ [laughs] Close it! ‐ [laughs]
493 00:17:24,835 00:17:26,021 ‐ Rufus, you okay over there? ‐ Rufus, you okay over there?
494 00:17:26,045 00:17:27,606 ‐ Well, just about. ‐ Well, just about.
495 00:17:27,630 00:17:30,192 Ah, there we go. Ah, there we go.
496 00:17:30,216 00:17:32,986 Only you can prevent forest virus. Only you can prevent forest virus.
497 00:17:33,010 00:17:35,113 ‐ [laughs] ‐ Gang, I'm not gonna lie, ‐ [laughs] ‐ Gang, I'm not gonna lie,
498 00:17:35,137 00:17:38,325 I was starting to feel really sad about being so alone. I was starting to feel really sad about being so alone.
499 00:17:38,349 00:17:40,536 Reminds me of when I was starting my transition Reminds me of when I was starting my transition
500 00:17:40,560 00:17:43,872 and I was just always so afraid to go outside, and I just... and I was just always so afraid to go outside, and I just...
501 00:17:43,896 00:17:45,874 don't want to go back there. don't want to go back there.
502 00:17:45,898 00:17:48,544 ‐ Aw, come on, sis. You know we got you. ‐ Aw, come on, sis. You know we got you.
503 00:17:48,568 00:17:50,504 ‐ I know. ‐ I know.
504 00:17:50,528 00:17:52,881 I had y'all back then and I have y'all now. I had y'all back then and I have y'all now.
505 00:17:52,905 00:17:56,051 Even if it's just through a little screen. Even if it's just through a little screen.
506 00:17:56,075 00:17:57,511 Anyway, enough of the sad stuff. Anyway, enough of the sad stuff.
507 00:17:57,535 00:18:00,055 Annie, tell everyone your good news. Annie, tell everyone your good news.
508 00:18:00,079 00:18:01,682 ‐ You got news? What's your news? ‐ You got news? What's your news?
509 00:18:01,706 00:18:03,767 ‐ Oh. Okay. ‐ Oh. Okay.
510 00:18:03,791 00:18:06,144 Well, I decided Well, I decided
511 00:18:06,168 00:18:09,147 if I'm going to write about my characters taking risks if I'm going to write about my characters taking risks
512 00:18:09,171 00:18:12,401 in my book, then I should be taking some risks of my own. in my book, then I should be taking some risks of my own.
513 00:18:12,425 00:18:15,654 So I joined a dating app. So I joined a dating app.
514 00:18:15,678 00:18:17,239 ‐ Hey. Wow. ‐ Hey. Good for you. ‐ Hey. Wow. ‐ Hey. Good for you.
515 00:18:17,263 00:18:19,032 ‐ Whoo‐hoo! ‐ Oh, that's great. ‐ Whoo‐hoo! ‐ Oh, that's great.
516 00:18:19,056 00:18:21,910 I‐‐I hear dating online during the quarantine is crazy, I‐‐I hear dating online during the quarantine is crazy,
517 00:18:21,934 00:18:23,745 but hopefully in a good way. but hopefully in a good way.
518 00:18:23,769 00:18:26,582 ‐ Oh, nice used bike, Ben. ‐ Oh, nice used bike, Ben.
519 00:18:26,606 00:18:27,916 Did you boil it first? Did you boil it first?
520 00:18:27,940 00:18:29,418 ‐ Thank you. ‐ Thank you.
521 00:18:29,442 00:18:32,170 Just in case anyone cares‐‐ although I know you don't‐‐ Just in case anyone cares‐‐ although I know you don't‐‐
522 00:18:32,194 00:18:34,256 Paz's cough was just allergies. Paz's cough was just allergies.
523 00:18:34,280 00:18:35,340 ‐ Pbbt. Yeah, okay. ‐ Right. ‐ Pbbt. Yeah, okay. ‐ Right.
524 00:18:35,364 00:18:38,677 ‐ That's what she told you. [overlapping chatter] ‐ That's what she told you. [overlapping chatter]
525 00:18:38,701 00:18:40,554 ‐ Tell her to follow me on Insta. ‐ Tell her to follow me on Insta.
526 00:18:40,578 00:18:43,265 ‐ Okay, all right, everybody, raise your little cups. ‐ Okay, all right, everybody, raise your little cups.
527 00:18:43,289 00:18:46,143 We may not be like we were, but we are still us, We may not be like we were, but we are still us,
528 00:18:46,167 00:18:47,769 and we still have each other, and we still have each other,
529 00:18:47,793 00:18:50,564 so screw Big Bear. so screw Big Bear.
530 00:18:50,588 00:18:52,357 We're kick corona's ass. We're kick corona's ass.
531 00:18:52,381 00:18:53,400 ‐ Huzzah. ‐ Huzzah.
532 00:18:53,424 00:18:54,610 All: Cheers. All: Cheers.
533 00:18:54,634 00:18:55,777 ‐ We can do this. ‐ We can do this.
534 00:18:55,801 00:18:59,430 Hell, we can do quarantine for another year, if we have to. Hell, we can do quarantine for another year, if we have to.
535 00:19:00,640 00:19:02,618 ‐ Salud. ‐ Salud.
536 00:19:02,642 00:19:03,785 ‐ Cheers? ‐ Cheers?
537 00:19:03,809 00:19:07,456 ‐ Wait, you don't actually mean like a whole year, do you? ‐ Wait, you don't actually mean like a whole year, do you?
538 00:19:07,480 00:19:09,273 ‐ Rufus, you okay? ‐ Rufus, you okay?
539 00:19:10,066 00:19:12,711 ‐ The‐‐oh, there's, uh, this video on Twitter. ‐ The‐‐oh, there's, uh, this video on Twitter.
540 00:19:12,735 00:19:14,129 It's everywhere. It's everywhere.
541 00:19:14,153 00:19:16,089 ‐ Just send it to the group chat. ‐ Just send it to the group chat.
542 00:19:16,113 00:19:18,717 ‐ I don't‐‐I don't think that's a good idea. ‐ I don't‐‐I don't think that's a good idea.
543 00:19:18,741 00:19:21,202 ‐ What is it, Rufus? Forward it. ‐ What is it, Rufus? Forward it.
544 00:19:22,995 00:19:24,205 [phone chimes] [phone chimes]
545 00:19:30,127 00:19:32,254 ‐ Oh, my God. ‐ Oh, my God.
546 00:19:38,010 00:19:41,490 ‐ I can't‐‐ guys, I have to go‐‐ ‐ I can't‐‐ guys, I have to go‐‐
547 00:19:41,514 00:19:43,116 ‐ G‐get off of him! ‐ G‐get off of him!
548 00:19:43,140 00:19:45,160 Get off of him! ‐ What are they doing? Get off of him! ‐ What are they doing?
549 00:19:45,184 00:19:46,828 Why are they all just standing there? Why are they all just standing there?
550 00:19:46,852 00:19:47,913 Why isn't someone doing something? Why isn't someone doing something?
551 00:19:47,937 00:19:50,272 ‐ Dude, get off his neck. You're gonna kill him. ‐ Dude, get off his neck. You're gonna kill him.
552 00:19:51,357 00:19:53,401 I gotta go. I gotta go. I gotta go. I gotta go.
553 00:19:55,111 00:19:57,029 ‐ Uh, are you guys okay? ‐ Uh, are you guys okay?
554 00:20:07,248 00:20:10,435 ‐ This lasts for eight minutes and 46 seconds. ‐ This lasts for eight minutes and 46 seconds.
555 00:20:10,459 00:20:12,354 [gasping] [gasping]
556 00:20:12,378 00:20:15,440 I‐I can't‐‐ I can't keep seeing this. I‐I can't‐‐ I can't keep seeing this.
557 00:20:15,464 00:20:17,192 I can't keep seeing this. I can't keep seeing this. I can't keep seeing this. I can't keep seeing this.
558 00:20:17,216 00:20:19,361 ‐ I know, babe. ‐ I can't keep seeing this. ‐ I know, babe. ‐ I can't keep seeing this.
559 00:20:19,385 00:20:21,887 I can't‐‐ I can't keep seeing this. I can't‐‐ I can't keep seeing this.
560 00:20:25,975 00:20:28,870 [somber piano music] [somber piano music]
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