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1 00:00:09,009 00:00:14,556 ‐ Oh, yes! Yes, yes, yes! ‐ Oh, yes! Yes, yes, yes!
2 00:00:16,600 00:00:19,102 No! No!
3 00:00:19,186 00:00:20,830 ‐ All the other thermometers were sold out, ‐ All the other thermometers were sold out,
4 00:00:20,854 00:00:22,272 so I bought this meat thermometer. so I bought this meat thermometer.
5 00:00:22,356 00:00:23,636 You think it'll work in my mouth You think it'll work in my mouth
6 00:00:23,690 00:00:25,859 or I gotta stab it in my thigh like a chicken? or I gotta stab it in my thigh like a chicken?
7 00:00:25,901 00:00:27,444 ‐ How much stuff did you buy? ‐ How much stuff did you buy?
8 00:00:27,527 00:00:30,364 ‐ I bulk bought CBD gummies, Lisa Frank coloring books, ‐ I bulk bought CBD gummies, Lisa Frank coloring books,
9 00:00:30,405 00:00:32,824 YA novels of dystopian teen romance. YA novels of dystopian teen romance.
10 00:00:32,866 00:00:35,035 ‐ Annie! ‐ Don't judge me. ‐ Annie! ‐ Don't judge me.
11 00:00:35,077 00:00:37,371 Didn't you just buy a rack of Tory Burch caftans Didn't you just buy a rack of Tory Burch caftans
12 00:00:37,412 00:00:39,039 and super expensive yoga wear? and super expensive yoga wear?
13 00:00:39,081 00:00:40,624 ‐ Yes, and then I returned them all. ‐ Yes, and then I returned them all.
14 00:00:40,707 00:00:41,875 ‐ What? Why? ‐ What? Why?
15 00:00:43,126 00:00:44,604 ‐ Because we don't know how long this thing will last. ‐ Because we don't know how long this thing will last.
16 00:00:44,628 00:00:46,523 There are rumors in my law firm is doing cutbacks There are rumors in my law firm is doing cutbacks
17 00:00:46,547 00:00:48,316 and I don't know what that's gonna mean for my bonus. and I don't know what that's gonna mean for my bonus.
18 00:00:48,340 00:00:49,567 So we've got to be smart with money right now. So we've got to be smart with money right now.
19 00:00:49,591 00:00:51,927 ‐ Well, at least you've got money to be smart with. ‐ Well, at least you've got money to be smart with.
20 00:00:52,010 00:00:53,679 Speaking of‐‐ Speaking of‐‐
21 00:00:53,720 00:00:56,348 did you hear about Rufus's latest get‐rich‐quick scheme? did you hear about Rufus's latest get‐rich‐quick scheme?
22 00:00:56,390 00:00:59,184 ‐ Artisanal hand sanitizer! ‐ Artisanal hand sanitizer!
23 00:00:59,226 00:01:01,144 ‐ This is your big emergency? ‐ Yes. ‐ This is your big emergency? ‐ Yes.
24 00:01:01,228 00:01:02,896 You are in grave danger You are in grave danger
25 00:01:02,938 00:01:04,856 of not cashing in on this pandemic. of not cashing in on this pandemic.
26 00:01:04,898 00:01:06,275 ‐ No, I said no more schemes. ‐ No, I said no more schemes.
27 00:01:06,358 00:01:07,918 ‐ Just listen, just listen, just listen. ‐ Just listen, just listen, just listen.
28 00:01:08,068 00:01:09,546 Do you remember a couple midsummers ago Do you remember a couple midsummers ago
29 00:01:09,570 00:01:12,030 I got my own homebrew equipment so that I could make mead? I got my own homebrew equipment so that I could make mead?
30 00:01:12,072 00:01:13,865 ‐ Yeah. You know what I don't remember? ‐ Yeah. You know what I don't remember?
31 00:01:13,907 00:01:15,409 That whole month of August. That whole month of August.
32 00:01:15,450 00:01:16,678 ‐ I figured out I could distill ‐ I figured out I could distill
33 00:01:16,702 00:01:18,579 my remaining supply to pure alcohol, my remaining supply to pure alcohol,
34 00:01:18,620 00:01:20,831 combine it with black market aloe vera, combine it with black market aloe vera,
35 00:01:20,914 00:01:22,374 and then rebrand it and then rebrand it
36 00:01:22,457 00:01:24,501 for a desperate, virus‐fearing populace. for a desperate, virus‐fearing populace.
37 00:01:24,585 00:01:27,504 Now, get over here, hop in my guest hazmat suit, Now, get over here, hop in my guest hazmat suit,
38 00:01:27,588 00:01:29,506 and let's get ahead of the new economy. and let's get ahead of the new economy.
39 00:01:29,590 00:01:31,508 ‐ Oh, look, another call. ‐ Oh, look, another call.
40 00:01:31,592 00:01:34,553 Now I don't have to fake one. ‐ Coward. Now I don't have to fake one. ‐ Coward.
41 00:01:34,595 00:01:36,722 ‐ My life is over. ‐ My life is over.
42 00:01:36,763 00:01:39,057 ‐ Pradeep, it's a pandemic. Everyone's life is over. ‐ Pradeep, it's a pandemic. Everyone's life is over.
43 00:01:39,099 00:01:41,226 ‐ No, no, no. Thanks to you, ‐ No, no, no. Thanks to you,
44 00:01:41,268 00:01:43,895 Richie still insists on raising our children vegan. Richie still insists on raising our children vegan.
45 00:01:43,937 00:01:44,938 ‐ You're still welcome. ‐ You're still welcome.
46 00:01:44,980 00:01:46,440 And now my children won't eat And now my children won't eat
47 00:01:46,481 00:01:48,150 anything but Woody Harrelson‐branded anything but Woody Harrelson‐branded
48 00:01:48,233 00:01:49,818 vegan mac and cheese or... vegan mac and cheese or...
49 00:01:49,901 00:01:51,737 ‐ Woody Harrelson's vegan chicken fingers. ‐ Woody Harrelson's vegan chicken fingers.
50 00:01:51,778 00:01:53,071 I'm Visage's godfather, I'm Visage's godfather,
51 00:01:54,323 00:01:56,467 and I take pride in knowing her bougie vegan food preferences. and I take pride in knowing her bougie vegan food preferences.
52 00:01:56,491 00:01:59,202 ‐ There is no Woody's Mac and Cheese ‐ There is no Woody's Mac and Cheese
53 00:01:59,286 00:02:01,246 left anywhere in Los Angeles. left anywhere in Los Angeles.
54 00:02:01,330 00:02:03,332 ‐ Just order some online. ‐ I did. ‐ Just order some online. ‐ I did.
55 00:02:03,373 00:02:05,250 And this is what I got. And this is what I got.
56 00:02:05,334 00:02:08,253 A box of loose, broken spaghetti A box of loose, broken spaghetti
57 00:02:08,295 00:02:11,256 and a bag of either Tang and ranch dressing mix and a bag of either Tang and ranch dressing mix
58 00:02:11,298 00:02:13,383 or expired cocaine. or expired cocaine.
59 00:02:13,467 00:02:15,111 ‐ Why don't you let me move in with you guys for a while, ‐ Why don't you let me move in with you guys for a while,
60 00:02:15,135 00:02:16,678 you know, help out? ‐ you know, help out? ‐
61 00:02:16,762 00:02:18,138 Oh, Ben. Oh, Ben.
62 00:02:18,180 00:02:20,932 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Are you serious? Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Are you serious?
63 00:02:20,974 00:02:23,727 ‐ Yes, I'm serious. You're overwhelmed, I'm lonely. ‐ Yes, I'm serious. You're overwhelmed, I'm lonely.
64 00:02:23,810 00:02:24,810 What are you scared of, What are you scared of,
65 00:02:25,437 00:02:26,497 that your kids are gonna like me more? that your kids are gonna like me more?
66 00:02:26,521 00:02:26,813 'cause it's too late for that. 'cause it's too late for that.
67 00:02:27,314 00:02:28,398 ‐ Let me talk to Richie. ‐ Let me talk to Richie.
68 00:02:29,483 00:02:30,752 He was a big germophobe even before the pandemic, He was a big germophobe even before the pandemic,
69 00:02:30,776 00:02:35,155 so it might be a hard sell, but it could be perfect. so it might be a hard sell, but it could be perfect.
70 00:02:35,197 00:02:38,408 Oh. Oh, oh, oh. I‐I'll talk to you soon. Oh. Oh, oh, oh. I‐I'll talk to you soon.
71 00:02:38,492 00:02:41,244 We'll talk about it later. Bye‐bye‐bye. We'll talk about it later. Bye‐bye‐bye.
72 00:02:41,328 00:02:43,830 ‐ Hey, what's up? ‐ Emergency meeting. ‐ Hey, what's up? ‐ Emergency meeting.
73 00:02:43,872 00:02:45,499 Round up the Gossip Girls. Round up the Gossip Girls.
74 00:02:45,540 00:02:46,875 Quickly, before group drinks. Quickly, before group drinks.
75 00:02:46,917 00:02:49,544 ‐ Is this a real emergency or a Rufus emergency? ‐ Is this a real emergency or a Rufus emergency?
76 00:02:49,628 00:02:52,464 ‐ Ben wants to move in with me. ‐ Oh! ‐ Ben wants to move in with me. ‐ Oh!
77 00:02:52,506 00:02:54,466 ‐ Relax. I haven't said yes yet. ‐ Relax. I haven't said yes yet.
78 00:02:54,508 00:02:55,884 ‐ No, I thought these were gonna be ‐ No, I thought these were gonna be
79 00:02:55,967 00:02:58,011 the ironic Third Eye Blind T‐shirts I ordered. the ironic Third Eye Blind T‐shirts I ordered.
80 00:02:58,053 00:02:59,447 ‐ What are they? Hootie & The Blowfish? ‐ What are they? Hootie & The Blowfish?
81 00:02:59,471 00:03:01,348 ‐ No, they're a gun. ‐ No, they're a gun.
82 00:03:01,390 00:03:03,934 Someone mailed me a gun. Someone mailed me a gun.
83 00:03:08,397 00:03:11,149 ‐ Ben wants to move in with me and Richie. ‐ Ben wants to move in with me and Richie.
84 00:03:11,191 00:03:12,984 ‐ Didn't see that coming. ‐ Ooh, plot twist. ‐ Didn't see that coming. ‐ Ooh, plot twist.
85 00:03:13,026 00:03:14,820 ‐ As a manny. ‐ A manny? ‐ As a manny. ‐ A manny?
86 00:03:14,861 00:03:16,238 ‐ Like, to help out with the kids, ‐ Like, to help out with the kids,
87 00:03:16,321 00:03:18,323 like my own Mrs. Doubtfire. like my own Mrs. Doubtfire.
88 00:03:18,365 00:03:19,842 ‐ Well, sure, he just broke up with Paz, ‐ Well, sure, he just broke up with Paz,
89 00:03:19,866 00:03:22,577 and clearly my brother can't be alone, so... and clearly my brother can't be alone, so...
90 00:03:22,661 00:03:24,788 ‐ Also, we don't talk about Mrs. Doubtfire, Pradeep. ‐ Also, we don't talk about Mrs. Doubtfire, Pradeep.
91 00:03:24,871 00:03:26,456 ‐ Hello! No? ‐ Hello! No?
92 00:03:26,540 00:03:27,874 ‐ No. ‐ Pradeep. ‐ No. ‐ Pradeep.
93 00:03:27,916 00:03:30,585 Do you really think Ben is going to be helpful? Do you really think Ben is going to be helpful?
94 00:03:30,669 00:03:32,671 He draws cartoons for a living. He draws cartoons for a living.
95 00:03:32,712 00:03:35,715 He eats sugar cereal, and he's still afraid of thunderstorms. He eats sugar cereal, and he's still afraid of thunderstorms.
96 00:03:35,757 00:03:37,843 It will be like having a third child. It will be like having a third child.
97 00:03:37,884 00:03:39,970 ‐ Good, good, good. He can play with mine. ‐ Good, good, good. He can play with mine.
98 00:03:40,053 00:03:41,680 Annie, you have to commit now. Annie, you have to commit now.
99 00:03:41,721 00:03:43,849 Are you going to ask Ben to move in with you or not? Are you going to ask Ben to move in with you or not?
100 00:03:43,890 00:03:46,685 ‐ I'm working on it. ‐ Well, work faster. ‐ I'm working on it. ‐ Well, work faster.
101 00:03:46,726 00:03:48,812 I am this close to converting the basement I am this close to converting the basement
102 00:03:48,895 00:03:51,064 into a guest bedroom. ‐ Hey, love? It's here. into a guest bedroom. ‐ Hey, love? It's here.
103 00:03:51,106 00:03:52,399 ‐ You guys, I gotta go. ‐ You guys, I gotta go.
104 00:03:52,441 00:03:55,235 Annie, talk to Ben before Pradeep steals him. Annie, talk to Ben before Pradeep steals him.
105 00:03:55,277 00:03:57,070 ‐ Hey, babe, the kids are starving. ‐ Hey, babe, the kids are starving.
106 00:03:57,112 00:03:58,071 ‐ No, no, no, no, no. ‐ No, no, no, no, no.
107 00:03:58,113 00:03:59,781 My mother's family was starving My mother's family was starving
108 00:03:59,865 00:04:01,741 when they were partitioned out of Pakistan. when they were partitioned out of Pakistan.
109 00:04:01,783 00:04:04,619 These kids are picky. You raised picky kids. These kids are picky. You raised picky kids.
110 00:04:04,703 00:04:07,497 Annie, make a move on Ben or I will. Annie, make a move on Ben or I will.
111 00:04:07,581 00:04:10,667 I'll be back for the group hang in a few. I'll be back for the group hang in a few.
112 00:04:10,750 00:04:12,395 ‐ You said you were gonna ask him a month ago. ‐ You said you were gonna ask him a month ago.
113 00:04:12,419 00:04:13,628 Why haven't you made a move? Why haven't you made a move?
114 00:04:13,712 00:04:16,006 ‐ One, I'm not sure that he's over Paz. ‐ One, I'm not sure that he's over Paz.
115 00:04:16,089 00:04:19,384 And two, because although I'm a pragmatist and a feminist, And two, because although I'm a pragmatist and a feminist,
116 00:04:19,426 00:04:21,428 I want him to make the first move, I want him to make the first move,
117 00:04:21,470 00:04:24,389 which is why I've devised an elaborate plan. which is why I've devised an elaborate plan.
118 00:04:24,431 00:04:25,807 After the group chat tonight, After the group chat tonight,
119 00:04:25,891 00:04:27,410 we're supposed to be streaming a movie together. we're supposed to be streaming a movie together.
120 00:04:27,434 00:04:28,977 Just the two of us. Just the two of us.
121 00:04:29,060 00:04:31,229 And I've chosen... And I've chosen...
122 00:04:31,271 00:04:33,482 "When Harry Met Sally." "When Harry Met Sally."
123 00:04:33,565 00:04:35,942 ‐ That's it? That's your whole plan? ‐ That's it? That's your whole plan?
124 00:04:35,984 00:04:37,545 You might as well not do anything at all, You might as well not do anything at all,
125 00:04:37,569 00:04:38,963 because that's literally the same thing as that. because that's literally the same thing as that.
126 00:04:38,987 00:04:41,323 ‐ It's a movie about how men and women can't be friends ‐ It's a movie about how men and women can't be friends
127 00:04:41,406 00:04:43,074 'cause of sexual tension and attraction. 'cause of sexual tension and attraction.
128 00:04:43,116 00:04:44,534 ‐ Yeah, no, I've seen it. ‐ Yeah, no, I've seen it.
129 00:04:44,618 00:04:45,827 My Hebrew school made us My Hebrew school made us
130 00:04:45,911 00:04:47,430 watch the collected works of Nora Ephron. watch the collected works of Nora Ephron.
131 00:04:47,454 00:04:48,747 ‐ It'll start the conversation. ‐ It'll start the conversation.
132 00:04:48,830 00:04:50,183 I'll steer it in the right direction, I'll steer it in the right direction,
133 00:04:50,207 00:04:52,584 and then boom, first move, Ben. and then boom, first move, Ben.
134 00:04:52,626 00:04:54,544 ‐ But is it really the first move ‐ But is it really the first move
135 00:04:54,628 00:04:56,505 if you have to trick him into making it? if you have to trick him into making it?
136 00:04:56,588 00:04:58,799 ‐ Trick who into making what? ‐ Ben! ‐ Trick who into making what? ‐ Ben!
137 00:04:58,840 00:05:00,926 Annie wants Garret to make her some sushi Annie wants Garret to make her some sushi
138 00:05:00,967 00:05:03,136 but she wants him to make the first move. but she wants him to make the first move.
139 00:05:03,178 00:05:04,679 ‐ Hey, Ben. Are we still watching‐‐ ‐ Hey, Ben. Are we still watching‐‐
140 00:05:04,763 00:05:06,574 ‐ Salutations. You remember when you all met my dad? ‐ Salutations. You remember when you all met my dad?
141 00:05:06,598 00:05:09,309 ‐ Oh, sorry, you go. ‐ Oh, no, you go. ‐ Oh, sorry, you go. ‐ Oh, no, you go.
142 00:05:09,351 00:05:11,269 ‐ No, I'm gonna go. ‐ No, I'm gonna go.
143 00:05:11,311 00:05:13,522 To the first month of quarantine To the first month of quarantine
144 00:05:13,605 00:05:15,148 and hopefully not many more. and hopefully not many more.
145 00:05:15,190 00:05:16,510 - ‐ Amen to that. - ‐ - ‐ Amen to that. - ‐
146 00:05:17,526 00:05:19,903 ‐ Hey, what's that big blinking thing you got back there? ‐ Hey, what's that big blinking thing you got back there?
147 00:05:19,986 00:05:22,614 ‐ Ooh, I've been making Japanese food and I bought ‐ Ooh, I've been making Japanese food and I bought
148 00:05:22,656 00:05:24,509 the most sophisticated rice cooker on the market. the most sophisticated rice cooker on the market.
149 00:05:24,533 00:05:27,619 ‐ Yeah, without consulting me. ‐ It was a surprise! ‐ Yeah, without consulting me. ‐ It was a surprise!
150 00:05:27,661 00:05:30,205 It can bake a cake and order its own rice. It can bake a cake and order its own rice.
151 00:05:30,247 00:05:32,040 It's like a little human and I love it. It's like a little human and I love it.
152 00:05:32,082 00:05:33,583 ‐ Thank you, Garret. ‐ Thank you, Garret.
153 00:05:33,667 00:05:34,936 ‐ That thing's a waste of money. ‐ That thing's a waste of money.
154 00:05:34,960 00:05:37,504 My guy says all rice is gone mid‐June. My guy says all rice is gone mid‐June.
155 00:05:37,546 00:05:38,880 ‐ Hello. ‐ Hey. ‐ Hello. ‐ Hey.
156 00:05:38,964 00:05:40,191 ‐ What's wrong? ‐ Oh, hey. You look a mess. ‐ What's wrong? ‐ Oh, hey. You look a mess.
157 00:05:40,215 00:05:42,300 ‐ My children are monsters. ‐ My children are monsters.
158 00:05:42,342 00:05:45,679 They refuse all Woody's Vegan Mac and Cheese substitutes. They refuse all Woody's Vegan Mac and Cheese substitutes.
159 00:05:45,720 00:05:47,556 You guys know Richie spent all day You guys know Richie spent all day
160 00:05:47,639 00:05:50,225 making Bon Eatery's version from scratch. making Bon Eatery's version from scratch.
161 00:05:50,308 00:05:51,810 It came out gorgeous. It came out gorgeous.
162 00:05:51,852 00:05:54,938 Ross threw it at me, Visage vomited it in the pan, Ross threw it at me, Visage vomited it in the pan,
163 00:05:55,021 00:05:56,666 and then Richie went to go do damage control. and then Richie went to go do damage control.
164 00:05:56,690 00:05:58,709 And now all three of them are crying in the other room. And now all three of them are crying in the other room.
165 00:05:58,733 00:06:00,777 ‐ I actually think you might have some in your hair. ‐ I actually think you might have some in your hair.
166 00:06:00,861 00:06:02,821 ‐ Macaroni or vomit? Macaroni or vomit? ‐ Macaroni or vomit? Macaroni or vomit?
167 00:06:04,531 00:06:07,158 All I need is 20 minutes of peace and quiet, All I need is 20 minutes of peace and quiet,
168 00:06:07,200 00:06:08,660 so guys, don't judge me, so guys, don't judge me,
169 00:06:08,702 00:06:11,538 but I ordered vegan chicken fingers on a delivery app. but I ordered vegan chicken fingers on a delivery app.
170 00:06:11,580 00:06:13,164 Driver's almost here. Driver's almost here.
171 00:06:13,248 00:06:14,624 ‐ I'm telling you, ‐ I'm telling you,
172 00:06:14,708 00:06:16,227 those kids just need a little bit of Ben‐Time. those kids just need a little bit of Ben‐Time.
173 00:06:16,251 00:06:18,086 I'm like a human vegan chicken finger. I'm like a human vegan chicken finger.
174 00:06:18,169 00:06:21,214 ‐ I am discussing it with Richie in the morning. ‐ I am discussing it with Richie in the morning.
175 00:06:21,256 00:06:23,091 So if anyone has a problem with it, So if anyone has a problem with it,
176 00:06:23,174 00:06:25,844 they should discuss it tonight. they should discuss it tonight.
177 00:06:25,886 00:06:27,846 But enough about my needs, But enough about my needs,
178 00:06:27,888 00:06:29,723 what are you guys discussing, Annie? what are you guys discussing, Annie?
179 00:06:29,764 00:06:32,893 ‐ Garret was just showing us his new rice cooker, Pradeep. ‐ Garret was just showing us his new rice cooker, Pradeep.
180 00:06:32,934 00:06:35,228 ‐ Would you like me to make some rice? ‐ Would you like me to make some rice?
181 00:06:35,270 00:06:38,189 ‐ I need to buy some stuff. Get me some hobbies, something. ‐ I need to buy some stuff. Get me some hobbies, something.
182 00:06:38,231 00:06:40,442 I mean, I almost adopted a dog, I mean, I almost adopted a dog,
183 00:06:40,525 00:06:42,611 and I'm deathly allergic to dogs. and I'm deathly allergic to dogs.
184 00:06:42,694 00:06:44,613 I just hate being alone. I just hate being alone.
185 00:06:44,696 00:06:47,991 ‐ But you don't regret breaking up with Paz, right? ‐ But you don't regret breaking up with Paz, right?
186 00:06:48,074 00:06:50,410 ‐ Right. Paz was whack. ‐ Right. Paz was whack.
187 00:06:50,452 00:06:52,078 ‐ So whack. ‐ So whack. ‐ So whack. ‐ So whack.
188 00:06:52,120 00:06:53,413 ‐ Mm‐hmm. ‐ So whack. ‐ Mm‐hmm. ‐ So whack.
189 00:06:53,455 00:06:54,765 ‐ I knew you guys didn't like her. ‐ I knew you guys didn't like her.
190 00:06:54,789 00:06:56,559 ‐ The first time she saw me in a bathing suit, ‐ The first time she saw me in a bathing suit,
191 00:06:56,583 00:06:57,917 she called me brave. she called me brave.
192 00:06:57,959 00:06:59,794 ‐ Paz called Michelle "Raquel." ‐ Paz called Michelle "Raquel."
193 00:06:59,878 00:07:01,564 You had been dating her for a year and a half. You had been dating her for a year and a half.
194 00:07:01,588 00:07:03,268 ‐ And she still thought my name was Raquel. ‐ And she still thought my name was Raquel.
195 00:07:03,298 00:07:04,900 ‐ She wouldn't let us watch "A League of Their Own" ‐ She wouldn't let us watch "A League of Their Own"
196 00:07:04,924 00:07:06,569 because she said brunette Madonna made her sad. because she said brunette Madonna made her sad.
197 00:07:06,593 00:07:07,510 ‐ Maybe that's what we should watch. ‐ Maybe that's what we should watch.
198 00:07:07,594 00:07:09,012 I still haven't seen it. I still haven't seen it.
199 00:07:09,095 00:07:10,573 ‐ Actually, I was thinking that maybe we should watch‐‐ ‐ Actually, I was thinking that maybe we should watch‐‐
200 00:07:10,597 00:07:12,641 ‐ We saw "Invisible Man." ‐ We saw "Invisible Man."
201 00:07:12,724 00:07:14,267 Oh, it was so good. ‐ How was it? Oh, it was so good. ‐ How was it?
202 00:07:14,309 00:07:15,769 ‐ So scary. ‐ Ooh. ‐ So scary. ‐ Ooh.
203 00:07:15,810 00:07:17,812 ‐ You know, you had to pay a little bit extra ‐ You know, you had to pay a little bit extra
204 00:07:17,896 00:07:19,696 because it was basically a theatrical release, because it was basically a theatrical release,
205 00:07:19,731 00:07:20,774 but it was so worth it. but it was so worth it.
206 00:07:20,815 00:07:22,651 ‐ That's not what I planned. ‐ That's not what I planned.
207 00:07:22,734 00:07:24,045 ‐ Yes, that is what we should watch. ‐ Yes, that is what we should watch.
208 00:07:24,069 00:07:25,904 ‐ Right, right. Or we could watch‐‐ ‐ Right, right. Or we could watch‐‐
209 00:07:25,945 00:07:28,531 ‐ Okay, okay, now the delivery driver can't find my house. ‐ Okay, okay, now the delivery driver can't find my house.
210 00:07:28,615 00:07:30,200 What is her deal? What is her deal?
211 00:07:30,283 00:07:32,869 You're driving the wrong way. Driving the wrong way! You're driving the wrong way. Driving the wrong way!
212 00:07:32,952 00:07:34,162 ‐ Um... ‐ Um...
213 00:07:34,245 00:07:35,514 ‐ Damn, Annie, you're blowing up. ‐ Damn, Annie, you're blowing up.
214 00:07:35,538 00:07:38,249 ‐ Oh, yeah, nothing. It's just work stuff. ‐ Oh, yeah, nothing. It's just work stuff.
215 00:07:38,333 00:07:39,751 ‐ Wait, what happened to Ben? ‐ Wait, what happened to Ben?
216 00:07:39,793 00:07:41,753 ‐ Oh, I'm the meeting host and I kicked him out ‐ Oh, I'm the meeting host and I kicked him out
217 00:07:41,795 00:07:43,421 so Annie would stop ignoring us. so Annie would stop ignoring us.
218 00:07:43,463 00:07:44,798 ‐ He's single. ‐ He's single.
219 00:07:44,839 00:07:47,258 My brother is not going to be single for long. My brother is not going to be single for long.
220 00:07:47,300 00:07:50,679 ‐ Is it too much to want him to make a move, any move? ‐ Is it too much to want him to make a move, any move?
221 00:07:50,762 00:07:52,097 I mean, if he was interested, I mean, if he was interested,
222 00:07:52,138 00:07:54,140 why hasn't he said anything to any of us? why hasn't he said anything to any of us?
223 00:07:54,182 00:07:55,942 ‐ Actually, he may have said something to me, ‐ Actually, he may have said something to me,
224 00:07:55,975 00:07:57,852 but I often tune him out. but I often tune him out.
225 00:07:57,936 00:07:59,688 ‐ Annie, I don't think you understand ‐ Annie, I don't think you understand
226 00:07:59,771 00:08:01,773 how insane it is over here. how insane it is over here.
227 00:08:01,815 00:08:04,359 My children found their harmonicas this morning. My children found their harmonicas this morning.
228 00:08:04,442 00:08:05,735 If you don't ask Ben, I‐‐ If you don't ask Ben, I‐‐
229 00:08:05,819 00:08:07,696 ‐ Pradeep, you already have a husband. ‐ Pradeep, you already have a husband.
230 00:08:07,779 00:08:10,073 You don't get to turn Ben into Richie's sister wife You don't get to turn Ben into Richie's sister wife
231 00:08:10,156 00:08:11,908 while I'm still single. while I'm still single.
232 00:08:11,991 00:08:14,327 I can't rush this. He just broke up with Paz. I can't rush this. He just broke up with Paz.
233 00:08:14,369 00:08:15,787 I don't wanna be a rebound I don't wanna be a rebound
234 00:08:15,829 00:08:18,581 or just some warm body because he's lonely. or just some warm body because he's lonely.
235 00:08:18,665 00:08:20,250 Plus, you guys are my L. A. family. Plus, you guys are my L. A. family.
236 00:08:20,333 00:08:22,103 If things go bad, it could wreck it for all of us. If things go bad, it could wreck it for all of us.
237 00:08:22,127 00:08:25,255 And I don't wanna mess this up‐‐down, left, right. And I don't wanna mess this up‐‐down, left, right.
238 00:08:25,338 00:08:28,550 Then you press A, B, then start, and then you can‐‐ Then you press A, B, then start, and then you can‐‐
239 00:08:28,633 00:08:30,152 ‐ What happened? It said the host kicked me out. ‐ What happened? It said the host kicked me out.
240 00:08:30,176 00:08:31,176 ‐ My hand slipped. ‐ My hand slipped.
241 00:08:31,761 00:08:33,121 ‐ What were you guys talking about? ‐ What were you guys talking about?
242 00:08:33,680 00:08:35,765 ‐ Our crumbling democracy. ‐ How long was I gone? ‐ Our crumbling democracy. ‐ How long was I gone?
243 00:08:35,849 00:08:39,394 ‐ You guys, the food is here! ‐ You guys, the food is here!
244 00:08:39,477 00:08:41,646 Coming! I'm saved. Coming! I'm saved.
245 00:08:41,688 00:08:43,940 ‐ America is imploding, all right? ‐ America is imploding, all right?
246 00:08:44,023 00:08:45,376 We got not enough food on the shelves, We got not enough food on the shelves,
247 00:08:45,400 00:08:47,485 not enough beds in the hospitals. not enough beds in the hospitals.
248 00:08:47,527 00:08:50,238 The vegan chicken finger supply chain is broken. The vegan chicken finger supply chain is broken.
249 00:08:50,321 00:08:51,906 What falls apart next? What falls apart next?
250 00:08:51,990 00:08:54,242 ‐ Are you kidding me? Are you kidding me? ‐ Are you kidding me? Are you kidding me?
251 00:08:54,325 00:08:56,327 This is wrong. This is all wrong! This is wrong. This is all wrong!
252 00:08:56,369 00:08:57,495 ‐ Ooh. ‐ Ooh.
253 00:08:57,537 00:08:59,080 ‐ I waited for two ‐ I waited for two
254 00:08:59,122 00:09:01,416 mother I‐do‐not‐curse‐in‐front‐ of‐my‐children‐king hours mother I‐do‐not‐curse‐in‐front‐ of‐my‐children‐king hours
255 00:09:01,458 00:09:02,834 while you failed to find my address while you failed to find my address
256 00:09:02,917 00:09:04,627 with the aid of a public satellite system with the aid of a public satellite system
257 00:09:04,711 00:09:06,546 and several multinational corporations. and several multinational corporations.
258 00:09:06,588 00:09:07,964 And you got the And you got the
259 00:09:08,048 00:09:09,817 not‐in‐front‐of‐my‐children‐ sucking order wrong? not‐in‐front‐of‐my‐children‐ sucking order wrong?
260 00:09:09,841 00:09:12,302 Get your I‐do‐not‐ use‐that‐language Get your I‐do‐not‐ use‐that‐language
261 00:09:12,385 00:09:15,388 out of my house before I shove these Prada shoes up it. out of my house before I shove these Prada shoes up it.
262 00:09:15,430 00:09:17,682 Go! Go!
263 00:09:17,724 00:09:20,852 ‐ Pradeep, it seems, is what falls apart next. ‐ Pradeep, it seems, is what falls apart next.
264 00:09:20,894 00:09:21,895 ‐ Come on! ‐ Come on!
265 00:09:28,610 00:09:30,111 ‐ Apparently, the restaurant ‐ Apparently, the restaurant
266 00:09:30,904 00:09:32,048 was out of vegan chicken fingers, was out of vegan chicken fingers,
267 00:09:32,072 00:09:33,490 so they substituted fried pickles. so they substituted fried pickles.
268 00:09:33,573 00:09:35,366 ‐ Pradeep, the driver can't control that. ‐ Pradeep, the driver can't control that.
269 00:09:35,408 00:09:37,994 ‐ All I know is that it is almost my kids' bedtime, ‐ All I know is that it is almost my kids' bedtime,
270 00:09:38,078 00:09:39,329 and I'm back to square one. and I'm back to square one.
271 00:09:39,412 00:09:41,098 ‐ If I was there we'd play a round of Ben‐Ball, ‐ If I was there we'd play a round of Ben‐Ball,
272 00:09:41,122 00:09:43,041 tire them right out. They love Ben‐Ball. tire them right out. They love Ben‐Ball.
273 00:09:43,124 00:09:44,667 ‐ The kids do love Ben‐Ball. ‐ The kids do love Ben‐Ball.
274 00:09:44,751 00:09:47,212 And if no one else wants to play Ben‐Ball, then‐‐ And if no one else wants to play Ben‐Ball, then‐‐
275 00:09:47,253 00:09:50,673 ‐ What if Ben and your kids get mutually codependent? ‐ What if Ben and your kids get mutually codependent?
276 00:09:50,757 00:09:52,050 I heard that can happen I heard that can happen
277 00:09:52,092 00:09:53,736 when friends move in with other friends' families. when friends move in with other friends' families.
278 00:09:53,760 00:09:55,178 ‐ I choose my sanity ‐ I choose my sanity
279 00:09:55,261 00:09:56,405 over their codependence any day of the week. over their codependence any day of the week.
280 00:09:56,429 00:10:00,391 ‐ Pradeep, just take a deep breath and start a new order. ‐ Pradeep, just take a deep breath and start a new order.
281 00:10:00,433 00:10:01,935 ‐ I have to give the driver a review ‐ I have to give the driver a review
282 00:10:01,976 00:10:03,561 before I can start a new one. before I can start a new one.
283 00:10:03,603 00:10:05,897 I think we all know what that's gonna be. I think we all know what that's gonna be.
284 00:10:05,939 00:10:07,649 ‐ Wait, stop. What are you doing? ‐ Wait, stop. What are you doing?
285 00:10:07,732 00:10:10,360 ‐ I'm giving the driver a one star review, duh. ‐ I'm giving the driver a one star review, duh.
286 00:10:10,443 00:10:12,028 ‐ No, you can't. ‐ That's too far, bro. ‐ No, you can't. ‐ That's too far, bro.
287 00:10:12,112 00:10:13,488 ‐ She was two hours late ‐ She was two hours late
288 00:10:13,571 00:10:16,241 delivering four pounds of cold fried pickles. delivering four pounds of cold fried pickles.
289 00:10:16,282 00:10:19,744 I am delivering her one star, and I'm doing it punctually. I am delivering her one star, and I'm doing it punctually.
290 00:10:19,786 00:10:21,246 Unlike other people. Unlike other people.
291 00:10:21,287 00:10:23,307 ‐ If your rating goes beneath four on those services, ‐ If your rating goes beneath four on those services,
292 00:10:23,331 00:10:25,416 you stop getting work. The economy's crumbling. you stop getting work. The economy's crumbling.
293 00:10:25,500 00:10:26,602 We have to be looking out for each other. We have to be looking out for each other.
294 00:10:26,626 00:10:29,379 ‐ Pradeep, I understand having kids right now it's hard, ‐ Pradeep, I understand having kids right now it's hard,
295 00:10:29,462 00:10:31,923 but you can't cost someone their job because you're tired. but you can't cost someone their job because you're tired.
296 00:10:31,965 00:10:33,508 ‐ Tired? Tired? ‐ Tired? Tired?
297 00:10:33,591 00:10:35,611 Maybe you should move in so you can see what it's like. Maybe you should move in so you can see what it's like.
298 00:10:35,635 00:10:38,179 ‐ Whoa, everyone, stop. ‐ Whoa, everyone, stop.
299 00:10:38,263 00:10:41,057 Look, we're all super stressed, okay? Look, we're all super stressed, okay?
300 00:10:41,141 00:10:43,393 Michelle's worried about money. Ben is lonely. Michelle's worried about money. Ben is lonely.
301 00:10:43,476 00:10:45,770 I... I...
302 00:10:45,812 00:10:48,398 have my issues also. have my issues also.
303 00:10:48,481 00:10:50,608 This quarantine is lasting longer than we expected, This quarantine is lasting longer than we expected,
304 00:10:50,650 00:10:52,610 and we're all fraying at the seams a little. and we're all fraying at the seams a little.
305 00:10:52,652 00:10:54,445 Pradeep, is it possible Pradeep, is it possible
306 00:10:54,487 00:10:56,739 that this is about more than just pickles? that this is about more than just pickles?
307 00:10:56,823 00:10:57,991 Do you wanna talk? Do you wanna talk?
308 00:10:58,032 00:11:00,410 ‐ No, I want to sleep. ‐ No, I want to sleep.
309 00:11:00,493 00:11:02,579 I wanna order food quickly so my children I wanna order food quickly so my children
310 00:11:02,662 00:11:05,248 don't low‐blood‐sugar tantrum till 3:00 in the morning. don't low‐blood‐sugar tantrum till 3:00 in the morning.
311 00:11:05,331 00:11:07,417 I am giving her one star. I am giving her one star.
312 00:11:07,500 00:11:10,128 How does it take someone two hours to drive nine blocks? How does it take someone two hours to drive nine blocks?
313 00:11:10,170 00:11:11,480 ‐ Well, that's the thing, isn't it, Pradeep? ‐ Well, that's the thing, isn't it, Pradeep?
314 00:11:11,504 00:11:14,841 You don't know because you're not out there facing the danger You don't know because you're not out there facing the danger
315 00:11:14,883 00:11:16,843 and the chaos of everything going on right now. and the chaos of everything going on right now.
316 00:11:16,885 00:11:19,095 You're just letting other people do it for you. You're just letting other people do it for you.
317 00:11:19,179 00:11:21,222 So when it doesn't go perfectly, So when it doesn't go perfectly,
318 00:11:21,306 00:11:22,974 you don't get to complain. you don't get to complain.
319 00:11:23,016 00:11:24,326 Just like you don't get to complain about Just like you don't get to complain about
320 00:11:24,350 00:11:25,810 Richie's parenting, because honestly, Richie's parenting, because honestly,
321 00:11:25,852 00:11:27,163 you've just been letting him do that too. you've just been letting him do that too.
322 00:11:27,187 00:11:28,438 ‐ Whoa. ‐ Are you serious? ‐ Whoa. ‐ Are you serious?
323 00:11:28,521 00:11:30,356 You're telling me about how to raise children? You're telling me about how to raise children?
324 00:11:30,398 00:11:32,209 ‐ It's, like, no wonder you want Ben to move in. ‐ It's, like, no wonder you want Ben to move in.
325 00:11:32,233 00:11:34,444 You haven't had to do any parenting in four years. You haven't had to do any parenting in four years.
326 00:11:34,527 00:11:36,529 ‐ Ellis, I think that's a little too far. ‐ Ellis, I think that's a little too far.
327 00:11:36,571 00:11:38,656 ‐ Why do you care if I give this person one star? ‐ Why do you care if I give this person one star?
328 00:11:38,698 00:11:40,992 ‐ Because I lost my job. ‐ Because I lost my job.
329 00:11:41,034 00:11:42,827 ‐ What? ‐ Oh, no. ‐ What? ‐ Oh, no.
330 00:11:42,869 00:11:46,623 ‐ The place I was managing went under and it's not coming back. ‐ The place I was managing went under and it's not coming back.
331 00:11:46,706 00:11:48,833 And I've been delivering food for two weeks, And I've been delivering food for two weeks,
332 00:11:48,917 00:11:51,628 and if I got a one star review, I couldn't even do that. and if I got a one star review, I couldn't even do that.
333 00:11:53,046 00:11:57,342 ‐ Well, I'm sorry, I didn't know that. ‐ Well, I'm sorry, I didn't know that.
334 00:12:00,637 00:12:02,513 But... But...
335 00:12:02,555 00:12:06,476 I just paid 100% surge premium delivery I just paid 100% surge premium delivery
336 00:12:06,559 00:12:09,187 on overpriced food that wasn't even delivered. on overpriced food that wasn't even delivered.
337 00:12:09,229 00:12:12,440 I paid $90, plus tip, to try and get I paid $90, plus tip, to try and get
338 00:12:12,523 00:12:14,859 20 minutes of peace and quiet. 20 minutes of peace and quiet.
339 00:12:14,901 00:12:16,611 And when that didn't even work, And when that didn't even work,
340 00:12:16,694 00:12:20,031 I can't even say that this person did a bad job? I can't even say that this person did a bad job?
341 00:12:20,073 00:12:22,367 My clients keep telling me My clients keep telling me
342 00:12:22,408 00:12:24,494 that they don't need work right now. that they don't need work right now.
343 00:12:24,577 00:12:27,497 So I'm being constantly reminded of how stupid I was So I'm being constantly reminded of how stupid I was
344 00:12:27,580 00:12:30,708 to start a PR business and buy this house. to start a PR business and buy this house.
345 00:12:30,792 00:12:34,045 And I can't afford $90 for fried pickles I don't want. And I can't afford $90 for fried pickles I don't want.
346 00:12:35,713 00:12:38,424 You're right, Ellis. You're right, Ellis.
347 00:12:38,466 00:12:42,512 I haven't been doing my fair share of the parenting, I haven't been doing my fair share of the parenting,
348 00:12:42,595 00:12:45,640 and starting to carry that weight and starting to carry that weight
349 00:12:45,723 00:12:48,226 in the middle of a pandemic and an economic downturn in the middle of a pandemic and an economic downturn
350 00:12:48,268 00:12:49,769 has just been rough. has just been rough.
351 00:12:51,771 00:12:55,942 And things with Richie are tense too. And things with Richie are tense too.
352 00:12:55,984 00:12:59,654 So I thought if I could just solve this one thing So I thought if I could just solve this one thing
353 00:12:59,737 00:13:03,157 and then all the other things would fall into line, and then all the other things would fall into line,
354 00:13:03,241 00:13:06,244 but I couldn't. but I couldn't.
355 00:13:06,286 00:13:08,413 I don't know how to do this. I don't know how to do this.
356 00:13:15,962 00:13:18,756 I gave her five stars. I gave her five stars.
357 00:13:19,465 00:13:22,468 ‐ So it was about more than just the pickles then, huh? ‐ So it was about more than just the pickles then, huh?
358 00:13:28,391 00:13:30,631 ‐ I didn't know things were that bad over there, Pradeep. ‐ I didn't know things were that bad over there, Pradeep.
359 00:13:31,352 00:13:32,538 ‐ Yeah, neither did I until I said it out loud. ‐ Yeah, neither did I until I said it out loud.
360 00:13:32,562 00:13:34,939 ‐ Seriously, would it help if I moved in with you guys, ‐ Seriously, would it help if I moved in with you guys,
361 00:13:34,981 00:13:36,983 help take a little pressure off? help take a little pressure off?
362 00:13:37,025 00:13:39,736 ‐ Maybe Ben should move in with you, you know? ‐ Maybe Ben should move in with you, you know?
363 00:13:39,819 00:13:41,446 I mean, he's a pretty helpful guy. I mean, he's a pretty helpful guy.
364 00:13:41,487 00:13:45,241 You can reach the shelves in the kitchen for you. You can reach the shelves in the kitchen for you.
365 00:13:45,324 00:13:46,743 ‐ Thank you. ‐ Thank you.
366 00:13:46,826 00:13:48,745 But I can reach those shelves But I can reach those shelves
367 00:13:48,828 00:13:50,705 when I jump. when I jump.
368 00:13:50,747 00:13:53,499 Plus, isn't there someone, somewhere, who needs him more? Plus, isn't there someone, somewhere, who needs him more?
369 00:13:53,541 00:13:55,960 ‐ Wait, who needs me mo‐‐ y'all been talking to my mama? ‐ Wait, who needs me mo‐‐ y'all been talking to my mama?
370 00:13:56,002 00:13:57,503 ‐ Or maybe he needs to move forward, ‐ Or maybe he needs to move forward,
371 00:13:57,545 00:14:00,214 because someone who cares about him isn't seen in the way because someone who cares about him isn't seen in the way
372 00:14:00,298 00:14:02,341 that someone would like to be seen as. that someone would like to be seen as.
373 00:14:02,383 00:14:04,260 ‐ I can't move in with my mom. ‐ I can't move in with my mom.
374 00:14:04,343 00:14:06,888 She put all her collectible dolls in my bedroom, She put all her collectible dolls in my bedroom,
375 00:14:06,971 00:14:08,765 and they keep looking at me. and they keep looking at me.
376 00:14:08,848 00:14:11,184 ‐ Maybe Ben doesn't know that that someone feels that way ‐ Maybe Ben doesn't know that that someone feels that way
377 00:14:11,225 00:14:13,686 because that someone's emotions are locked up tighter because that someone's emotions are locked up tighter
378 00:14:13,728 00:14:15,063 than the Disney Vault. than the Disney Vault.
379 00:14:15,146 00:14:17,315 ‐ The someone has shown how she feels. ‐ The someone has shown how she feels.
380 00:14:17,356 00:14:19,734 She smiles. Smiles are big signals. She smiles. Smiles are big signals.
381 00:14:19,817 00:14:21,944 ‐ Maybe if you're in Downton Abbey. ‐ Maybe if you're in Downton Abbey.
382 00:14:22,028 00:14:24,530 ‐ Guys, I am not moving back in with my mom. ‐ Guys, I am not moving back in with my mom.
383 00:14:24,572 00:14:26,365 She talks to the TV. She talks to the TV.
384 00:14:26,407 00:14:28,993 She thinks her and Judge Mathis are good friends. She thinks her and Judge Mathis are good friends.
385 00:14:29,035 00:14:31,746 ‐ Ben, you can't move in. Ellis is right. ‐ Ben, you can't move in. Ellis is right.
386 00:14:31,829 00:14:33,709 I need to start working on living with my family I need to start working on living with my family
387 00:14:33,748 00:14:36,793 instead of coming up with new places to hide from them. instead of coming up with new places to hide from them.
388 00:14:36,876 00:14:38,086 ‐ I don't know, Pradeep. ‐ I don't know, Pradeep.
389 00:14:38,169 00:14:40,546 In an anarchist post‐apocalyptic society, In an anarchist post‐apocalyptic society,
390 00:14:40,588 00:14:43,508 radical selfishness may be the only viable option. radical selfishness may be the only viable option.
391 00:14:43,549 00:14:45,093 ‐ Rufus, no, stop. ‐ Rufus, no, stop.
392 00:14:45,176 00:14:46,803 We're not ourselves right now. We're not ourselves right now.
393 00:14:46,886 00:14:48,513 Hell, the whole world is off. Hell, the whole world is off.
394 00:14:48,554 00:14:50,932 I got sent a gun in the mail today. I got sent a gun in the mail today.
395 00:14:51,015 00:14:52,183 ‐ What? ‐ What?
396 00:14:52,225 00:14:53,535 ‐ How did this not come up earlier? ‐ How did this not come up earlier?
397 00:14:53,559 00:14:55,353 ‐ We were too busy dealing with Picklegate. ‐ We were too busy dealing with Picklegate.
398 00:14:55,394 00:14:57,063 ‐ I prefer to think of it as Brine/11. ‐ I prefer to think of it as Brine/11.
399 00:14:57,105 00:14:58,689 ‐ But who... ‐ But who...
400 00:14:58,731 00:15:00,375 ‐ It's addressed to this creepy guy named Elwood. ‐ It's addressed to this creepy guy named Elwood.
401 00:15:00,399 00:15:02,039 He lives in the building across from mine. He lives in the building across from mine.
402 00:15:02,068 00:15:03,694 He has a telescope. He has a telescope.
403 00:15:03,736 00:15:04,838 If you're not an astronomer, If you're not an astronomer,
404 00:15:04,862 00:15:06,090 you shouldn't have a telescope. you shouldn't have a telescope.
405 00:15:06,114 00:15:07,949 Anyway, not the point. Anyway, not the point.
406 00:15:08,032 00:15:09,700 I hate guns, I hate guns,
407 00:15:09,742 00:15:12,537 but I've been so freaked out with everything going on lately but I've been so freaked out with everything going on lately
408 00:15:12,578 00:15:14,455 that I was actually thinking about keeping it. that I was actually thinking about keeping it.
409 00:15:14,497 00:15:16,874 ‐ You should 100% keep that gun. ‐ You should 100% keep that gun.
410 00:15:16,958 00:15:18,292 When society collapses, When society collapses,
411 00:15:18,376 00:15:19,895 a gun will be worth its weight in gold. a gun will be worth its weight in gold.
412 00:15:19,919 00:15:21,546 ‐ It will? ‐ Yes. ‐ It will? ‐ Yes.
413 00:15:21,587 00:15:24,340 And for the record, all of you should be buying gold. And for the record, all of you should be buying gold.
414 00:15:24,423 00:15:27,343 ‐ Rufus, I'm not keeping the gun. ‐ Rufus, I'm not keeping the gun.
415 00:15:27,426 00:15:31,347 I don't want any of this to change who I am, who we are. I don't want any of this to change who I am, who we are.
416 00:15:31,430 00:15:33,057 I know it's all different now. I know it's all different now.
417 00:15:33,099 00:15:34,600 These screens and these apps, These screens and these apps,
418 00:15:34,642 00:15:37,895 it's harder to stay connected, but we have to try. it's harder to stay connected, but we have to try.
419 00:15:37,937 00:15:40,857 Pradeep and Ellis, you guys have to talk to us. Pradeep and Ellis, you guys have to talk to us.
420 00:15:40,940 00:15:43,151 You shouldn't be carrying all this on your own. You shouldn't be carrying all this on your own.
421 00:15:43,234 00:15:44,527 We're a family, okay? We're a family, okay?
422 00:15:44,610 00:15:47,196 I don't know what I'd do without you guys. I don't know what I'd do without you guys.
423 00:15:47,280 00:15:49,282 ‐ I would also encourage you to talk with others ‐ I would also encourage you to talk with others
424 00:15:49,323 00:15:51,159 in this group about what you're feeling. in this group about what you're feeling.
425 00:15:51,242 00:15:53,828 After all, people and not‐talking houses After all, people and not‐talking houses
426 00:15:53,911 00:15:56,497 should not throw talk‐stones. ‐ Socrates. should not throw talk‐stones. ‐ Socrates.
427 00:15:56,539 00:15:59,876 ‐ Ellis, are you okay? Can you pay your rent? ‐ Ellis, are you okay? Can you pay your rent?
428 00:15:59,959 00:16:01,043 Health insurance? ‐ Health insurance? ‐
429 00:16:01,127 00:16:02,920 Honestly, I'm not sure I can afford either, Honestly, I'm not sure I can afford either,
430 00:16:02,962 00:16:04,922 which, you know, is not great when you're a lady which, you know, is not great when you're a lady
431 00:16:04,964 00:16:08,426 who has to take hormones every day, but I will survive. who has to take hormones every day, but I will survive.
432 00:16:08,467 00:16:09,927 They're not letting landlords They're not letting landlords
433 00:16:09,969 00:16:11,321 throw people out for not paying rent yet, throw people out for not paying rent yet,
434 00:16:11,345 00:16:12,805 so I'm just gonna let that slide so I'm just gonna let that slide
435 00:16:12,847 00:16:14,432 and continue to deliver and continue to deliver
436 00:16:14,473 00:16:16,243 people's groceries and food until I figure something out. people's groceries and food until I figure something out.
437 00:16:16,267 00:16:17,894 ‐ You can always join my new venture. ‐ You can always join my new venture.
438 00:16:17,977 00:16:19,812 Plus my hand sanitizer, Plus my hand sanitizer,
439 00:16:19,854 00:16:22,690 it makes great heating fuel for when the power grid goes down. it makes great heating fuel for when the power grid goes down.
440 00:16:22,773 00:16:24,150 ‐ Rufus, did you not hear me ‐ Rufus, did you not hear me
441 00:16:24,192 00:16:26,032 just say I'm about to lose my health insurance? just say I'm about to lose my health insurance?
442 00:16:26,319 00:16:27,588 I'm not stepping a foot near your stupid meth lab. I'm not stepping a foot near your stupid meth lab.
443 00:16:27,612 00:16:29,155 ‐ Ugh, I wish I could make meth here. ‐ Ugh, I wish I could make meth here.
444 00:16:29,197 00:16:31,115 ‐ Ellis, they can't evict you, ‐ Ellis, they can't evict you,
445 00:16:31,157 00:16:33,201 but you're gonna rack up a whole bunch of debt but you're gonna rack up a whole bunch of debt
446 00:16:33,284 00:16:35,453 by not paying your rent for months. by not paying your rent for months.
447 00:16:35,494 00:16:37,997 ‐ I'll figure it out. I always do. ‐ I'll figure it out. I always do.
448 00:16:38,039 00:16:40,333 ‐ We'll pay. ‐ What? ‐ We'll pay. ‐ What?
449 00:16:40,374 00:16:41,834 ‐ No, we can afford it. ‐ No, we can afford it.
450 00:16:41,876 00:16:44,629 You saved our asses a thousand times You saved our asses a thousand times
451 00:16:44,670 00:16:46,797 when you managed our rental units. when you managed our rental units.
452 00:16:46,839 00:16:49,800 We will pay your rent. You pay your health insurance. We will pay your rent. You pay your health insurance.
453 00:16:49,842 00:16:51,427 ‐ You guys don't have to do that. ‐ You guys don't have to do that.
454 00:16:51,510 00:16:53,280 ‐ Yeah, can we maybe talk about this real quick? ‐ Yeah, can we maybe talk about this real quick?
455 00:16:53,304 00:16:55,514 ‐ Ellis, you're our friend. We care about you. ‐ Ellis, you're our friend. We care about you.
456 00:16:55,556 00:16:58,184 We can take care of you. ‐ But can we? We can take care of you. ‐ But can we?
457 00:16:58,226 00:17:00,269 I mean, obviously, I would love to, I mean, obviously, I would love to,
458 00:17:00,353 00:17:02,104 but all this talk about but all this talk about
459 00:17:02,188 00:17:04,607 a crumbling society and lawlessness‐‐ a crumbling society and lawlessness‐‐
460 00:17:04,690 00:17:05,690 we don't know how long we don't know how long
461 00:17:06,192 00:17:07,632 this situation is gonna last, Garret. this situation is gonna last, Garret.
462 00:17:08,027 00:17:09,880 Ellis, I am not saying that we're not gonna to help you. Ellis, I am not saying that we're not gonna to help you.
463 00:17:09,904 00:17:13,991 I'm just saying that we need to talk about it first. I'm just saying that we need to talk about it first.
464 00:17:14,033 00:17:15,826 We should go. We should go.
465 00:17:15,868 00:17:17,870 ‐ I have to go start my delivery shift anyway. ‐ I have to go start my delivery shift anyway.
466 00:17:17,912 00:17:21,123 ‐ Yeah, I love you guys, but I should go talk to Richie. ‐ Yeah, I love you guys, but I should go talk to Richie.
467 00:17:21,207 00:17:22,392 ‐ Ben, you still up for a movie? ‐ Ben, you still up for a movie?
468 00:17:22,416 00:17:24,794 ‐ Sure. "Invisible Man"? ‐ Sure. "Invisible Man"?
469 00:17:24,877 00:17:27,213 ‐ I was thinking "When Harry Met Sally." ‐ I was thinking "When Harry Met Sally."
470 00:17:27,255 00:17:28,923 ‐ Okay, we're gonna go. ‐ Okay, bye. ‐ Okay, we're gonna go. ‐ Okay, bye.
471 00:17:29,006 00:17:31,217 ‐ Gotta go, it's very charming. Have fun, see you later. ‐ Gotta go, it's very charming. Have fun, see you later.
472 00:17:31,259 00:17:32,885 ‐ That was intense. ‐ That was intense.
473 00:17:32,927 00:17:34,428 ‐ Intense times. ‐ Intense times.
474 00:17:34,512 00:17:36,031 I can't believe I was actually thinking I can't believe I was actually thinking
475 00:17:36,055 00:17:38,224 of keeping this handgun. of keeping this handgun.
476 00:17:38,266 00:17:39,767 ‐ Annie. ‐ What? ‐ Annie. ‐ What?
477 00:17:39,850 00:17:41,394 ‐ That's a flare gun. ‐ That's a flare gun.
478 00:17:41,435 00:17:43,229 It has the word "flare" written on it. It has the word "flare" written on it.
479 00:17:43,271 00:17:46,023 ‐ Oh, wow. I thought that was the brand. ‐ Oh, wow. I thought that was the brand.
480 00:17:46,065 00:17:47,567 This looks like a gun. This looks like a gun.
481 00:17:47,608 00:17:49,026 ‐ That thing doesn't shoot bullets. ‐ That thing doesn't shoot bullets.
482 00:17:49,068 00:17:51,362 It helps people find you in an emergency. It helps people find you in an emergency.
483 00:17:51,404 00:17:53,698 ‐ Well, this is an emergency, ‐ Well, this is an emergency,
484 00:17:53,739 00:17:55,908 and I do need someone to find me. and I do need someone to find me.
485 00:17:57,410 00:17:59,287 Oh, my God, I thought you said it didn't shoot! Oh, my God, I thought you said it didn't shoot!
486 00:17:59,370 00:18:00,722 ‐ It doesn't shoot bullets. ‐ It doesn't shoot bullets.
487 00:18:00,746 00:18:01,746 It shoots flares. It shoots flares.
488 00:18:02,415 00:18:03,433 ‐ No, I think my Girl Scout cookies ‐ No, I think my Girl Scout cookies
489 00:18:03,457 00:18:04,667 are on fire. I gotta go. are on fire. I gotta go.
490 00:18:10,256 00:18:11,616 ‐ Are you okay? ‐ Yeah, I think so. ‐ Are you okay? ‐ Yeah, I think so.
491 00:18:12,133 00:18:13,217 I mean, the fire department I mean, the fire department
492 00:18:13,259 00:18:14,635 kept it contained to my kitchen, kept it contained to my kitchen,
493 00:18:14,719 00:18:15,946 and this is hardly the first time and this is hardly the first time
494 00:18:15,970 00:18:18,097 I set fire to something in there. I set fire to something in there.
495 00:18:18,139 00:18:20,558 This has made one thing very clear, though. This has made one thing very clear, though.
496 00:18:20,600 00:18:22,643 I should never own a gun. I should never own a gun.
497 00:18:22,727 00:18:26,522 ‐ And you never did. Once again, it was a flare gun. ‐ And you never did. Once again, it was a flare gun.
498 00:18:26,606 00:18:28,649 Where are you at right now? ‐ My balcony. Where are you at right now? ‐ My balcony.
499 00:18:28,733 00:18:30,484 My apartment is full of ash, water, My apartment is full of ash, water,
500 00:18:30,568 00:18:31,902 and half a dozen strangers and half a dozen strangers
501 00:18:31,944 00:18:33,696 breathing on my things during a pandemic. breathing on my things during a pandemic.
502 00:18:33,779 00:18:35,090 What do you think will kill me first? What do you think will kill me first?
503 00:18:35,114 00:18:37,658 The firemen breath or the burnt microwave smoke? The firemen breath or the burnt microwave smoke?
504 00:18:37,742 00:18:39,410 ‐ You can't go to a hotel right now. ‐ You can't go to a hotel right now.
505 00:18:39,452 00:18:40,244 ‐ Miss? ‐ Why don't you come over ‐ Miss? ‐ Why don't you come over
506 00:18:40,286 00:18:41,746 to my place and spend the night? to my place and spend the night?
507 00:18:41,787 00:18:42,973 ‐ The police are gonna need to speak with you. ‐ The police are gonna need to speak with you.
508 00:18:42,997 00:18:44,641 ‐ Yeah, I'm just gonna put my mask on, I'll be right in. ‐ Yeah, I'm just gonna put my mask on, I'll be right in.
509 00:18:44,665 00:18:45,958 Sorry, I gotta go. Sorry, I gotta go.
510 00:18:46,000 00:18:48,169 The police are here. What were you saying? The police are here. What were you saying?
511 00:18:48,252 00:18:51,547 ‐ Nothing. I don't know‐‐ We can talk about tomorrow. ‐ Nothing. I don't know‐‐ We can talk about tomorrow.
512 00:18:51,631 00:18:53,841 ‐ Thanks for calling me. ‐ Thanks for calling me.
513 00:18:53,924 00:18:56,052 You're exactly who I wanted to talk to you right now. You're exactly who I wanted to talk to you right now.
514 00:19:00,181 00:19:02,099 ‐ Garret. ‐ Garret.
515 00:19:02,141 00:19:04,435 Catching me in raw the glamour of food delivery. Catching me in raw the glamour of food delivery.
516 00:19:04,477 00:19:06,437 ‐ Where you going? ‐ Driver‐client privilege. ‐ Where you going? ‐ Driver‐client privilege.
517 00:19:06,479 00:19:07,938 But her name may or may not be Lizzo, But her name may or may not be Lizzo,
518 00:19:07,980 00:19:09,291 and she may or may not have ordered and she may or may not have ordered
519 00:19:09,315 00:19:10,858 the coconut Bavarian from Vespertine. the coconut Bavarian from Vespertine.
520 00:19:10,941 00:19:14,153 ‐ We're gonna pay your rent and your health insurance ‐ We're gonna pay your rent and your health insurance
521 00:19:14,195 00:19:15,446 until you can afford both. until you can afford both.
522 00:19:15,488 00:19:16,530 It's not a loan, It's not a loan,
523 00:19:16,614 00:19:18,949 and I am not taking no for an answer. and I am not taking no for an answer.
524 00:19:18,991 00:19:21,827 ‐ Garret. ‐ You're our family. ‐ Garret. ‐ You're our family.
525 00:19:21,869 00:19:23,589 We work our asses off to do things like this We work our asses off to do things like this
526 00:19:23,621 00:19:25,122 for the people that we love. for the people that we love.
527 00:19:25,206 00:19:26,582 ‐ That's very sweet. ‐ That's very sweet.
528 00:19:26,666 00:19:27,851 What does Michelle have to say? What does Michelle have to say?
529 00:19:27,875 00:19:29,502 Sorry, husband‐wife privilege. Sorry, husband‐wife privilege.
530 00:19:29,543 00:19:32,213 ‐ I'm not taking money from you guys behind Michelle's back. ‐ I'm not taking money from you guys behind Michelle's back.
531 00:19:32,296 00:19:34,298 ‐ You're not. ‐ You're not.
532 00:19:34,340 00:19:35,716 This is from her too. This is from her too.
533 00:19:35,800 00:19:37,968 She just doesn't know it yet. She just doesn't know it yet.
534 00:19:38,010 00:19:39,095 Look, Look,
535 00:19:39,178 00:19:42,306 Michelle is all love, you know that. Michelle is all love, you know that.
536 00:19:42,348 00:19:43,766 And she's the one that taught me And she's the one that taught me
537 00:19:43,849 00:19:48,813 about generosity and compassion and‐‐and... about generosity and compassion and‐‐and...
538 00:19:48,854 00:19:51,982 she's just scared right now. she's just scared right now.
539 00:19:52,024 00:19:54,026 She's not herself, and that's okay. She's not herself, and that's okay.
540 00:19:54,068 00:19:55,861 She'll get back there. She'll get back there.
541 00:19:55,903 00:19:57,988 I'm just gonna be her until she does. I'm just gonna be her until she does.
542 00:19:58,030 00:19:59,615 ‐ Are you sure? ‐ Are you sure?
543 00:19:59,699 00:20:01,784 ‐ Yes, we are. ‐ Yes, we are.
544 00:20:03,035 00:20:05,663 ‐ Thank you. ‐ Thank you.
545 00:20:11,377 00:20:13,295 ‐ Ben, for the last time, ‐ Ben, for the last time,
546 00:20:13,379 00:20:15,756 you cannot quarantine with me and my family. you cannot quarantine with me and my family.
547 00:20:15,840 00:20:17,693 ‐ No, no, no, I'm off that. I'm just checking in. ‐ No, no, no, I'm off that. I'm just checking in.
548 00:20:17,717 00:20:19,093 How do things go with Richie? How do things go with Richie?
549 00:20:19,176 00:20:21,721 ‐ Oh, you know what? I think we're okay. ‐ Oh, you know what? I think we're okay.
550 00:20:21,762 00:20:24,014 Richie's the best. Richie's the best.
551 00:20:24,056 00:20:26,183 He's been stuck with these kids for four years. He's been stuck with these kids for four years.
552 00:20:26,225 00:20:27,351 He's used to it. He's used to it.
553 00:20:27,393 00:20:28,769 I think we're having a major break. I think we're having a major break.
554 00:20:28,853 00:20:30,293 And he's like, "No, no, no, no, babe, And he's like, "No, no, no, no, babe,
555 00:20:30,354 00:20:31,522 that was just a Wednesday." that was just a Wednesday."
556 00:20:31,564 00:20:32,940 What? What?
557 00:20:33,023 00:20:34,942 We are gonna go back to counseling, though, We are gonna go back to counseling, though,
558 00:20:35,025 00:20:37,278 you know, make sure we stay okay. you know, make sure we stay okay.
559 00:20:37,361 00:20:38,696 ‐ Good. Speaking of okay, ‐ Good. Speaking of okay,
560 00:20:38,738 00:20:40,656 go ahead and check outside your door right now. go ahead and check outside your door right now.
561 00:20:40,740 00:20:42,825 ‐ What did you do? ‐ What did you do?
562 00:20:44,368 00:20:48,873 Oh! No. No, no, no! Oh! No. No, no, no!
563 00:20:48,956 00:20:51,917 How did you‐‐what the‐‐ is this a hologram? How did you‐‐what the‐‐ is this a hologram?
564 00:20:51,959 00:20:54,503 ‐ I helped Rufus out with his illegal hand sanitizer hooch, ‐ I helped Rufus out with his illegal hand sanitizer hooch,
565 00:20:54,587 00:20:56,130 but I made him pay me with dark web but I made him pay me with dark web
566 00:20:56,213 00:20:58,382 black market vegan children's pasta. black market vegan children's pasta.
567 00:20:58,424 00:21:00,843 Apparently, this was flown in from Thailand, Apparently, this was flown in from Thailand,
568 00:21:00,926 00:21:04,305 and it came with 5 pounds of heroin and a human kidney. and it came with 5 pounds of heroin and a human kidney.
569 00:21:04,388 00:21:05,973 ‐ What made you do this? ‐ What made you do this?
570 00:21:06,056 00:21:09,560 ‐ You're my friend. I care about you. ‐ You're my friend. I care about you.
571 00:21:09,602 00:21:11,145 ‐ You still cannot move in with us. ‐ You still cannot move in with us.
572 00:21:11,228 00:21:13,939 ‐ Why not? You're being selfish. ‐ Why not? You're being selfish.
573 00:21:13,981 00:21:15,775 You wanna teach your kids selfishness? You wanna teach your kids selfishness?
574 00:21:15,816 00:21:17,568 ‐ I love you, Ben. ‐ I love you, Ben.
575 00:21:17,610 00:21:19,236 ‐ I love you, too. ‐ I love you, too.
576 00:21:19,278 00:21:20,654 You can keep the bribe. You can keep the bribe.
577 00:21:20,738 00:21:23,407 ‐ Oh, I intend to. ‐ Oh, I intend to.
578 00:21:23,449 00:21:25,701 Yes! Yes!
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