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1 | 00:00:09,009 | 00:00:14,556 | ‐ Oh, yes! Yes, yes, yes! | ‐ Oh, yes! Yes, yes, yes! |
2 | 00:00:16,600 | 00:00:19,102 | No! | No! |
3 | 00:00:19,186 | 00:00:20,830 | ‐ All the other thermometers were sold out, | ‐ All the other thermometers were sold out, |
4 | 00:00:20,854 | 00:00:22,272 | so I bought this meat thermometer. | so I bought this meat thermometer. |
5 | 00:00:22,356 | 00:00:23,636 | You think it'll work in my mouth | You think it'll work in my mouth |
6 | 00:00:23,690 | 00:00:25,859 | or I gotta stab it in my thigh like a chicken? | or I gotta stab it in my thigh like a chicken? |
7 | 00:00:25,901 | 00:00:27,444 | ‐ How much stuff did you buy? | ‐ How much stuff did you buy? |
8 | 00:00:27,527 | 00:00:30,364 | ‐ I bulk bought CBD gummies, Lisa Frank coloring books, | ‐ I bulk bought CBD gummies, Lisa Frank coloring books, |
9 | 00:00:30,405 | 00:00:32,824 | YA novels of dystopian teen romance. | YA novels of dystopian teen romance. |
10 | 00:00:32,866 | 00:00:35,035 | ‐ Annie! ‐ Don't judge me. | ‐ Annie! ‐ Don't judge me. |
11 | 00:00:35,077 | 00:00:37,371 | Didn't you just buy a rack of Tory Burch caftans | Didn't you just buy a rack of Tory Burch caftans |
12 | 00:00:37,412 | 00:00:39,039 | and super expensive yoga wear? | and super expensive yoga wear? |
13 | 00:00:39,081 | 00:00:40,624 | ‐ Yes, and then I returned them all. | ‐ Yes, and then I returned them all. |
14 | 00:00:40,707 | 00:00:41,875 | ‐ What? Why? | ‐ What? Why? |
15 | 00:00:43,126 | 00:00:44,604 | ‐ Because we don't know how long this thing will last. | ‐ Because we don't know how long this thing will last. |
16 | 00:00:44,628 | 00:00:46,523 | There are rumors in my law firm is doing cutbacks | There are rumors in my law firm is doing cutbacks |
17 | 00:00:46,547 | 00:00:48,316 | and I don't know what that's gonna mean for my bonus. | and I don't know what that's gonna mean for my bonus. |
18 | 00:00:48,340 | 00:00:49,567 | So we've got to be smart with money right now. | So we've got to be smart with money right now. |
19 | 00:00:49,591 | 00:00:51,927 | ‐ Well, at least you've got money to be smart with. | ‐ Well, at least you've got money to be smart with. |
20 | 00:00:52,010 | 00:00:53,679 | Speaking of‐‐ | Speaking of‐‐ |
21 | 00:00:53,720 | 00:00:56,348 | did you hear about Rufus's latest get‐rich‐quick scheme? | did you hear about Rufus's latest get‐rich‐quick scheme? |
22 | 00:00:56,390 | 00:00:59,184 | ‐ Artisanal hand sanitizer! | ‐ Artisanal hand sanitizer! |
23 | 00:00:59,226 | 00:01:01,144 | ‐ This is your big emergency? ‐ Yes. | ‐ This is your big emergency? ‐ Yes. |
24 | 00:01:01,228 | 00:01:02,896 | You are in grave danger | You are in grave danger |
25 | 00:01:02,938 | 00:01:04,856 | of not cashing in on this pandemic. | of not cashing in on this pandemic. |
26 | 00:01:04,898 | 00:01:06,275 | ‐ No, I said no more schemes. | ‐ No, I said no more schemes. |
27 | 00:01:06,358 | 00:01:07,918 | ‐ Just listen, just listen, just listen. | ‐ Just listen, just listen, just listen. |
28 | 00:01:08,068 | 00:01:09,546 | Do you remember a couple midsummers ago | Do you remember a couple midsummers ago |
29 | 00:01:09,570 | 00:01:12,030 | I got my own homebrew equipment so that I could make mead? | I got my own homebrew equipment so that I could make mead? |
30 | 00:01:12,072 | 00:01:13,865 | ‐ Yeah. You know what I don't remember? | ‐ Yeah. You know what I don't remember? |
31 | 00:01:13,907 | 00:01:15,409 | That whole month of August. | That whole month of August. |
32 | 00:01:15,450 | 00:01:16,678 | ‐ I figured out I could distill | ‐ I figured out I could distill |
33 | 00:01:16,702 | 00:01:18,579 | my remaining supply to pure alcohol, | my remaining supply to pure alcohol, |
34 | 00:01:18,620 | 00:01:20,831 | combine it with black market aloe vera, | combine it with black market aloe vera, |
35 | 00:01:20,914 | 00:01:22,374 | and then rebrand it | and then rebrand it |
36 | 00:01:22,457 | 00:01:24,501 | for a desperate, virus‐fearing populace. | for a desperate, virus‐fearing populace. |
37 | 00:01:24,585 | 00:01:27,504 | Now, get over here, hop in my guest hazmat suit, | Now, get over here, hop in my guest hazmat suit, |
38 | 00:01:27,588 | 00:01:29,506 | and let's get ahead of the new economy. | and let's get ahead of the new economy. |
39 | 00:01:29,590 | 00:01:31,508 | ‐ Oh, look, another call. | ‐ Oh, look, another call. |
40 | 00:01:31,592 | 00:01:34,553 | Now I don't have to fake one. ‐ Coward. | Now I don't have to fake one. ‐ Coward. |
41 | 00:01:34,595 | 00:01:36,722 | ‐ My life is over. | ‐ My life is over. |
42 | 00:01:36,763 | 00:01:39,057 | ‐ Pradeep, it's a pandemic. Everyone's life is over. | ‐ Pradeep, it's a pandemic. Everyone's life is over. |
43 | 00:01:39,099 | 00:01:41,226 | ‐ No, no, no. Thanks to you, | ‐ No, no, no. Thanks to you, |
44 | 00:01:41,268 | 00:01:43,895 | Richie still insists on raising our children vegan. | Richie still insists on raising our children vegan. |
45 | 00:01:43,937 | 00:01:44,938 | ‐ You're still welcome. | ‐ You're still welcome. |
46 | 00:01:44,980 | 00:01:46,440 | And now my children won't eat | And now my children won't eat |
47 | 00:01:46,481 | 00:01:48,150 | anything but Woody Harrelson‐branded | anything but Woody Harrelson‐branded |
48 | 00:01:48,233 | 00:01:49,818 | vegan mac and cheese or... | vegan mac and cheese or... |
49 | 00:01:49,901 | 00:01:51,737 | ‐ Woody Harrelson's vegan chicken fingers. | ‐ Woody Harrelson's vegan chicken fingers. |
50 | 00:01:51,778 | 00:01:53,071 | I'm Visage's godfather, | I'm Visage's godfather, |
51 | 00:01:54,323 | 00:01:56,467 | and I take pride in knowing her bougie vegan food preferences. | and I take pride in knowing her bougie vegan food preferences. |
52 | 00:01:56,491 | 00:01:59,202 | ‐ There is no Woody's Mac and Cheese | ‐ There is no Woody's Mac and Cheese |
53 | 00:01:59,286 | 00:02:01,246 | left anywhere in Los Angeles. | left anywhere in Los Angeles. |
54 | 00:02:01,330 | 00:02:03,332 | ‐ Just order some online. ‐ I did. | ‐ Just order some online. ‐ I did. |
55 | 00:02:03,373 | 00:02:05,250 | And this is what I got. | And this is what I got. |
56 | 00:02:05,334 | 00:02:08,253 | A box of loose, broken spaghetti | A box of loose, broken spaghetti |
57 | 00:02:08,295 | 00:02:11,256 | and a bag of either Tang and ranch dressing mix | and a bag of either Tang and ranch dressing mix |
58 | 00:02:11,298 | 00:02:13,383 | or expired cocaine. | or expired cocaine. |
59 | 00:02:13,467 | 00:02:15,111 | ‐ Why don't you let me move in with you guys for a while, | ‐ Why don't you let me move in with you guys for a while, |
60 | 00:02:15,135 | 00:02:16,678 | you know, help out? ‐ | you know, help out? ‐ |
61 | 00:02:16,762 | 00:02:18,138 | Oh, Ben. | Oh, Ben. |
62 | 00:02:18,180 | 00:02:20,932 | Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Are you serious? | Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Are you serious? |
63 | 00:02:20,974 | 00:02:23,727 | ‐ Yes, I'm serious. You're overwhelmed, I'm lonely. | ‐ Yes, I'm serious. You're overwhelmed, I'm lonely. |
64 | 00:02:23,810 | 00:02:24,810 | What are you scared of, | What are you scared of, |
65 | 00:02:25,437 | 00:02:26,497 | that your kids are gonna like me more? | that your kids are gonna like me more? |
66 | 00:02:26,521 | 00:02:26,813 | 'cause it's too late for that. | 'cause it's too late for that. |
67 | 00:02:27,314 | 00:02:28,398 | ‐ Let me talk to Richie. | ‐ Let me talk to Richie. |
68 | 00:02:29,483 | 00:02:30,752 | He was a big germophobe even before the pandemic, | He was a big germophobe even before the pandemic, |
69 | 00:02:30,776 | 00:02:35,155 | so it might be a hard sell, but it could be perfect. | so it might be a hard sell, but it could be perfect. |
70 | 00:02:35,197 | 00:02:38,408 | Oh. Oh, oh, oh. I‐I'll talk to you soon. | Oh. Oh, oh, oh. I‐I'll talk to you soon. |
71 | 00:02:38,492 | 00:02:41,244 | We'll talk about it later. Bye‐bye‐bye. | We'll talk about it later. Bye‐bye‐bye. |
72 | 00:02:41,328 | 00:02:43,830 | ‐ Hey, what's up? ‐ Emergency meeting. | ‐ Hey, what's up? ‐ Emergency meeting. |
73 | 00:02:43,872 | 00:02:45,499 | Round up the Gossip Girls. | Round up the Gossip Girls. |
74 | 00:02:45,540 | 00:02:46,875 | Quickly, before group drinks. | Quickly, before group drinks. |
75 | 00:02:46,917 | 00:02:49,544 | ‐ Is this a real emergency or a Rufus emergency? | ‐ Is this a real emergency or a Rufus emergency? |
76 | 00:02:49,628 | 00:02:52,464 | ‐ Ben wants to move in with me. ‐ Oh! | ‐ Ben wants to move in with me. ‐ Oh! |
77 | 00:02:52,506 | 00:02:54,466 | ‐ Relax. I haven't said yes yet. | ‐ Relax. I haven't said yes yet. |
78 | 00:02:54,508 | 00:02:55,884 | ‐ No, I thought these were gonna be | ‐ No, I thought these were gonna be |
79 | 00:02:55,967 | 00:02:58,011 | the ironic Third Eye Blind T‐shirts I ordered. | the ironic Third Eye Blind T‐shirts I ordered. |
80 | 00:02:58,053 | 00:02:59,447 | ‐ What are they? Hootie & The Blowfish? | ‐ What are they? Hootie & The Blowfish? |
81 | 00:02:59,471 | 00:03:01,348 | ‐ No, they're a gun. | ‐ No, they're a gun. |
82 | 00:03:01,390 | 00:03:03,934 | Someone mailed me a gun. | Someone mailed me a gun. |
83 | 00:03:08,397 | 00:03:11,149 | ‐ Ben wants to move in with me and Richie. | ‐ Ben wants to move in with me and Richie. |
84 | 00:03:11,191 | 00:03:12,984 | ‐ Didn't see that coming. ‐ Ooh, plot twist. | ‐ Didn't see that coming. ‐ Ooh, plot twist. |
85 | 00:03:13,026 | 00:03:14,820 | ‐ As a manny. ‐ A manny? | ‐ As a manny. ‐ A manny? |
86 | 00:03:14,861 | 00:03:16,238 | ‐ Like, to help out with the kids, | ‐ Like, to help out with the kids, |
87 | 00:03:16,321 | 00:03:18,323 | like my own Mrs. Doubtfire. | like my own Mrs. Doubtfire. |
88 | 00:03:18,365 | 00:03:19,842 | ‐ Well, sure, he just broke up with Paz, | ‐ Well, sure, he just broke up with Paz, |
89 | 00:03:19,866 | 00:03:22,577 | and clearly my brother can't be alone, so... | and clearly my brother can't be alone, so... |
90 | 00:03:22,661 | 00:03:24,788 | ‐ Also, we don't talk about Mrs. Doubtfire, Pradeep. | ‐ Also, we don't talk about Mrs. Doubtfire, Pradeep. |
91 | 00:03:24,871 | 00:03:26,456 | ‐ Hello! No? | ‐ Hello! No? |
92 | 00:03:26,540 | 00:03:27,874 | ‐ No. ‐ Pradeep. | ‐ No. ‐ Pradeep. |
93 | 00:03:27,916 | 00:03:30,585 | Do you really think Ben is going to be helpful? | Do you really think Ben is going to be helpful? |
94 | 00:03:30,669 | 00:03:32,671 | He draws cartoons for a living. | He draws cartoons for a living. |
95 | 00:03:32,712 | 00:03:35,715 | He eats sugar cereal, and he's still afraid of thunderstorms. | He eats sugar cereal, and he's still afraid of thunderstorms. |
96 | 00:03:35,757 | 00:03:37,843 | It will be like having a third child. | It will be like having a third child. |
97 | 00:03:37,884 | 00:03:39,970 | ‐ Good, good, good. He can play with mine. | ‐ Good, good, good. He can play with mine. |
98 | 00:03:40,053 | 00:03:41,680 | Annie, you have to commit now. | Annie, you have to commit now. |
99 | 00:03:41,721 | 00:03:43,849 | Are you going to ask Ben to move in with you or not? | Are you going to ask Ben to move in with you or not? |
100 | 00:03:43,890 | 00:03:46,685 | ‐ I'm working on it. ‐ Well, work faster. | ‐ I'm working on it. ‐ Well, work faster. |
101 | 00:03:46,726 | 00:03:48,812 | I am this close to converting the basement | I am this close to converting the basement |
102 | 00:03:48,895 | 00:03:51,064 | into a guest bedroom. ‐ Hey, love? It's here. | into a guest bedroom. ‐ Hey, love? It's here. |
103 | 00:03:51,106 | 00:03:52,399 | ‐ You guys, I gotta go. | ‐ You guys, I gotta go. |
104 | 00:03:52,441 | 00:03:55,235 | Annie, talk to Ben before Pradeep steals him. | Annie, talk to Ben before Pradeep steals him. |
105 | 00:03:55,277 | 00:03:57,070 | ‐ Hey, babe, the kids are starving. | ‐ Hey, babe, the kids are starving. |
106 | 00:03:57,112 | 00:03:58,071 | ‐ No, no, no, no, no. | ‐ No, no, no, no, no. |
107 | 00:03:58,113 | 00:03:59,781 | My mother's family was starving | My mother's family was starving |
108 | 00:03:59,865 | 00:04:01,741 | when they were partitioned out of Pakistan. | when they were partitioned out of Pakistan. |
109 | 00:04:01,783 | 00:04:04,619 | These kids are picky. You raised picky kids. | These kids are picky. You raised picky kids. |
110 | 00:04:04,703 | 00:04:07,497 | Annie, make a move on Ben or I will. | Annie, make a move on Ben or I will. |
111 | 00:04:07,581 | 00:04:10,667 | I'll be back for the group hang in a few. | I'll be back for the group hang in a few. |
112 | 00:04:10,750 | 00:04:12,395 | ‐ You said you were gonna ask him a month ago. | ‐ You said you were gonna ask him a month ago. |
113 | 00:04:12,419 | 00:04:13,628 | Why haven't you made a move? | Why haven't you made a move? |
114 | 00:04:13,712 | 00:04:16,006 | ‐ One, I'm not sure that he's over Paz. | ‐ One, I'm not sure that he's over Paz. |
115 | 00:04:16,089 | 00:04:19,384 | And two, because although I'm a pragmatist and a feminist, | And two, because although I'm a pragmatist and a feminist, |
116 | 00:04:19,426 | 00:04:21,428 | I want him to make the first move, | I want him to make the first move, |
117 | 00:04:21,470 | 00:04:24,389 | which is why I've devised an elaborate plan. | which is why I've devised an elaborate plan. |
118 | 00:04:24,431 | 00:04:25,807 | After the group chat tonight, | After the group chat tonight, |
119 | 00:04:25,891 | 00:04:27,410 | we're supposed to be streaming a movie together. | we're supposed to be streaming a movie together. |
120 | 00:04:27,434 | 00:04:28,977 | Just the two of us. | Just the two of us. |
121 | 00:04:29,060 | 00:04:31,229 | And I've chosen... | And I've chosen... |
122 | 00:04:31,271 | 00:04:33,482 | "When Harry Met Sally." | "When Harry Met Sally." |
123 | 00:04:33,565 | 00:04:35,942 | ‐ That's it? That's your whole plan? | ‐ That's it? That's your whole plan? |
124 | 00:04:35,984 | 00:04:37,545 | You might as well not do anything at all, | You might as well not do anything at all, |
125 | 00:04:37,569 | 00:04:38,963 | because that's literally the same thing as that. | because that's literally the same thing as that. |
126 | 00:04:38,987 | 00:04:41,323 | ‐ It's a movie about how men and women can't be friends | ‐ It's a movie about how men and women can't be friends |
127 | 00:04:41,406 | 00:04:43,074 | 'cause of sexual tension and attraction. | 'cause of sexual tension and attraction. |
128 | 00:04:43,116 | 00:04:44,534 | ‐ Yeah, no, I've seen it. | ‐ Yeah, no, I've seen it. |
129 | 00:04:44,618 | 00:04:45,827 | My Hebrew school made us | My Hebrew school made us |
130 | 00:04:45,911 | 00:04:47,430 | watch the collected works of Nora Ephron. | watch the collected works of Nora Ephron. |
131 | 00:04:47,454 | 00:04:48,747 | ‐ It'll start the conversation. | ‐ It'll start the conversation. |
132 | 00:04:48,830 | 00:04:50,183 | I'll steer it in the right direction, | I'll steer it in the right direction, |
133 | 00:04:50,207 | 00:04:52,584 | and then boom, first move, Ben. | and then boom, first move, Ben. |
134 | 00:04:52,626 | 00:04:54,544 | ‐ But is it really the first move | ‐ But is it really the first move |
135 | 00:04:54,628 | 00:04:56,505 | if you have to trick him into making it? | if you have to trick him into making it? |
136 | 00:04:56,588 | 00:04:58,799 | ‐ Trick who into making what? ‐ Ben! | ‐ Trick who into making what? ‐ Ben! |
137 | 00:04:58,840 | 00:05:00,926 | Annie wants Garret to make her some sushi | Annie wants Garret to make her some sushi |
138 | 00:05:00,967 | 00:05:03,136 | but she wants him to make the first move. | but she wants him to make the first move. |
139 | 00:05:03,178 | 00:05:04,679 | ‐ Hey, Ben. Are we still watching‐‐ | ‐ Hey, Ben. Are we still watching‐‐ |
140 | 00:05:04,763 | 00:05:06,574 | ‐ Salutations. You remember when you all met my dad? | ‐ Salutations. You remember when you all met my dad? |
141 | 00:05:06,598 | 00:05:09,309 | ‐ Oh, sorry, you go. ‐ Oh, no, you go. | ‐ Oh, sorry, you go. ‐ Oh, no, you go. |
142 | 00:05:09,351 | 00:05:11,269 | ‐ No, I'm gonna go. | ‐ No, I'm gonna go. |
143 | 00:05:11,311 | 00:05:13,522 | To the first month of quarantine | To the first month of quarantine |
144 | 00:05:13,605 | 00:05:15,148 | and hopefully not many more. | and hopefully not many more. |
145 | 00:05:15,190 | 00:05:16,510 | - ‐ Amen to that. - ‐ | - ‐ Amen to that. - ‐ |
146 | 00:05:17,526 | 00:05:19,903 | ‐ Hey, what's that big blinking thing you got back there? | ‐ Hey, what's that big blinking thing you got back there? |
147 | 00:05:19,986 | 00:05:22,614 | ‐ Ooh, I've been making Japanese food and I bought | ‐ Ooh, I've been making Japanese food and I bought |
148 | 00:05:22,656 | 00:05:24,509 | the most sophisticated rice cooker on the market. | the most sophisticated rice cooker on the market. |
149 | 00:05:24,533 | 00:05:27,619 | ‐ Yeah, without consulting me. ‐ It was a surprise! | ‐ Yeah, without consulting me. ‐ It was a surprise! |
150 | 00:05:27,661 | 00:05:30,205 | It can bake a cake and order its own rice. | It can bake a cake and order its own rice. |
151 | 00:05:30,247 | 00:05:32,040 | It's like a little human and I love it. | It's like a little human and I love it. |
152 | 00:05:32,082 | 00:05:33,583 | ‐ Thank you, Garret. | ‐ Thank you, Garret. |
153 | 00:05:33,667 | 00:05:34,936 | ‐ That thing's a waste of money. | ‐ That thing's a waste of money. |
154 | 00:05:34,960 | 00:05:37,504 | My guy says all rice is gone mid‐June. | My guy says all rice is gone mid‐June. |
155 | 00:05:37,546 | 00:05:38,880 | ‐ Hello. ‐ Hey. | ‐ Hello. ‐ Hey. |
156 | 00:05:38,964 | 00:05:40,191 | ‐ What's wrong? ‐ Oh, hey. You look a mess. | ‐ What's wrong? ‐ Oh, hey. You look a mess. |
157 | 00:05:40,215 | 00:05:42,300 | ‐ My children are monsters. | ‐ My children are monsters. |
158 | 00:05:42,342 | 00:05:45,679 | They refuse all Woody's Vegan Mac and Cheese substitutes. | They refuse all Woody's Vegan Mac and Cheese substitutes. |
159 | 00:05:45,720 | 00:05:47,556 | You guys know Richie spent all day | You guys know Richie spent all day |
160 | 00:05:47,639 | 00:05:50,225 | making Bon Eatery's version from scratch. | making Bon Eatery's version from scratch. |
161 | 00:05:50,308 | 00:05:51,810 | It came out gorgeous. | It came out gorgeous. |
162 | 00:05:51,852 | 00:05:54,938 | Ross threw it at me, Visage vomited it in the pan, | Ross threw it at me, Visage vomited it in the pan, |
163 | 00:05:55,021 | 00:05:56,666 | and then Richie went to go do damage control. | and then Richie went to go do damage control. |
164 | 00:05:56,690 | 00:05:58,709 | And now all three of them are crying in the other room. | And now all three of them are crying in the other room. |
165 | 00:05:58,733 | 00:06:00,777 | ‐ I actually think you might have some in your hair. | ‐ I actually think you might have some in your hair. |
166 | 00:06:00,861 | 00:06:02,821 | ‐ Macaroni or vomit? Macaroni or vomit? | ‐ Macaroni or vomit? Macaroni or vomit? |
167 | 00:06:04,531 | 00:06:07,158 | All I need is 20 minutes of peace and quiet, | All I need is 20 minutes of peace and quiet, |
168 | 00:06:07,200 | 00:06:08,660 | so guys, don't judge me, | so guys, don't judge me, |
169 | 00:06:08,702 | 00:06:11,538 | but I ordered vegan chicken fingers on a delivery app. | but I ordered vegan chicken fingers on a delivery app. |
170 | 00:06:11,580 | 00:06:13,164 | Driver's almost here. | Driver's almost here. |
171 | 00:06:13,248 | 00:06:14,624 | ‐ I'm telling you, | ‐ I'm telling you, |
172 | 00:06:14,708 | 00:06:16,227 | those kids just need a little bit of Ben‐Time. | those kids just need a little bit of Ben‐Time. |
173 | 00:06:16,251 | 00:06:18,086 | I'm like a human vegan chicken finger. | I'm like a human vegan chicken finger. |
174 | 00:06:18,169 | 00:06:21,214 | ‐ I am discussing it with Richie in the morning. | ‐ I am discussing it with Richie in the morning. |
175 | 00:06:21,256 | 00:06:23,091 | So if anyone has a problem with it, | So if anyone has a problem with it, |
176 | 00:06:23,174 | 00:06:25,844 | they should discuss it tonight. | they should discuss it tonight. |
177 | 00:06:25,886 | 00:06:27,846 | But enough about my needs, | But enough about my needs, |
178 | 00:06:27,888 | 00:06:29,723 | what are you guys discussing, Annie? | what are you guys discussing, Annie? |
179 | 00:06:29,764 | 00:06:32,893 | ‐ Garret was just showing us his new rice cooker, Pradeep. | ‐ Garret was just showing us his new rice cooker, Pradeep. |
180 | 00:06:32,934 | 00:06:35,228 | ‐ Would you like me to make some rice? | ‐ Would you like me to make some rice? |
181 | 00:06:35,270 | 00:06:38,189 | ‐ I need to buy some stuff. Get me some hobbies, something. | ‐ I need to buy some stuff. Get me some hobbies, something. |
182 | 00:06:38,231 | 00:06:40,442 | I mean, I almost adopted a dog, | I mean, I almost adopted a dog, |
183 | 00:06:40,525 | 00:06:42,611 | and I'm deathly allergic to dogs. | and I'm deathly allergic to dogs. |
184 | 00:06:42,694 | 00:06:44,613 | I just hate being alone. | I just hate being alone. |
185 | 00:06:44,696 | 00:06:47,991 | ‐ But you don't regret breaking up with Paz, right? | ‐ But you don't regret breaking up with Paz, right? |
186 | 00:06:48,074 | 00:06:50,410 | ‐ Right. Paz was whack. | ‐ Right. Paz was whack. |
187 | 00:06:50,452 | 00:06:52,078 | ‐ So whack. ‐ So whack. | ‐ So whack. ‐ So whack. |
188 | 00:06:52,120 | 00:06:53,413 | ‐ Mm‐hmm. ‐ So whack. | ‐ Mm‐hmm. ‐ So whack. |
189 | 00:06:53,455 | 00:06:54,765 | ‐ I knew you guys didn't like her. | ‐ I knew you guys didn't like her. |
190 | 00:06:54,789 | 00:06:56,559 | ‐ The first time she saw me in a bathing suit, | ‐ The first time she saw me in a bathing suit, |
191 | 00:06:56,583 | 00:06:57,917 | she called me brave. | she called me brave. |
192 | 00:06:57,959 | 00:06:59,794 | ‐ Paz called Michelle "Raquel." | ‐ Paz called Michelle "Raquel." |
193 | 00:06:59,878 | 00:07:01,564 | You had been dating her for a year and a half. | You had been dating her for a year and a half. |
194 | 00:07:01,588 | 00:07:03,268 | ‐ And she still thought my name was Raquel. | ‐ And she still thought my name was Raquel. |
195 | 00:07:03,298 | 00:07:04,900 | ‐ She wouldn't let us watch "A League of Their Own" | ‐ She wouldn't let us watch "A League of Their Own" |
196 | 00:07:04,924 | 00:07:06,569 | because she said brunette Madonna made her sad. | because she said brunette Madonna made her sad. |
197 | 00:07:06,593 | 00:07:07,510 | ‐ Maybe that's what we should watch. | ‐ Maybe that's what we should watch. |
198 | 00:07:07,594 | 00:07:09,012 | I still haven't seen it. | I still haven't seen it. |
199 | 00:07:09,095 | 00:07:10,573 | ‐ Actually, I was thinking that maybe we should watch‐‐ | ‐ Actually, I was thinking that maybe we should watch‐‐ |
200 | 00:07:10,597 | 00:07:12,641 | ‐ We saw "Invisible Man." | ‐ We saw "Invisible Man." |
201 | 00:07:12,724 | 00:07:14,267 | Oh, it was so good. ‐ How was it? | Oh, it was so good. ‐ How was it? |
202 | 00:07:14,309 | 00:07:15,769 | ‐ So scary. ‐ Ooh. | ‐ So scary. ‐ Ooh. |
203 | 00:07:15,810 | 00:07:17,812 | ‐ You know, you had to pay a little bit extra | ‐ You know, you had to pay a little bit extra |
204 | 00:07:17,896 | 00:07:19,696 | because it was basically a theatrical release, | because it was basically a theatrical release, |
205 | 00:07:19,731 | 00:07:20,774 | but it was so worth it. | but it was so worth it. |
206 | 00:07:20,815 | 00:07:22,651 | ‐ That's not what I planned. | ‐ That's not what I planned. |
207 | 00:07:22,734 | 00:07:24,045 | ‐ Yes, that is what we should watch. | ‐ Yes, that is what we should watch. |
208 | 00:07:24,069 | 00:07:25,904 | ‐ Right, right. Or we could watch‐‐ | ‐ Right, right. Or we could watch‐‐ |
209 | 00:07:25,945 | 00:07:28,531 | ‐ Okay, okay, now the delivery driver can't find my house. | ‐ Okay, okay, now the delivery driver can't find my house. |
210 | 00:07:28,615 | 00:07:30,200 | What is her deal? | What is her deal? |
211 | 00:07:30,283 | 00:07:32,869 | You're driving the wrong way. Driving the wrong way! | You're driving the wrong way. Driving the wrong way! |
212 | 00:07:32,952 | 00:07:34,162 | ‐ Um... | ‐ Um... |
213 | 00:07:34,245 | 00:07:35,514 | ‐ Damn, Annie, you're blowing up. | ‐ Damn, Annie, you're blowing up. |
214 | 00:07:35,538 | 00:07:38,249 | ‐ Oh, yeah, nothing. It's just work stuff. | ‐ Oh, yeah, nothing. It's just work stuff. |
215 | 00:07:38,333 | 00:07:39,751 | ‐ Wait, what happened to Ben? | ‐ Wait, what happened to Ben? |
216 | 00:07:39,793 | 00:07:41,753 | ‐ Oh, I'm the meeting host and I kicked him out | ‐ Oh, I'm the meeting host and I kicked him out |
217 | 00:07:41,795 | 00:07:43,421 | so Annie would stop ignoring us. | so Annie would stop ignoring us. |
218 | 00:07:43,463 | 00:07:44,798 | ‐ He's single. | ‐ He's single. |
219 | 00:07:44,839 | 00:07:47,258 | My brother is not going to be single for long. | My brother is not going to be single for long. |
220 | 00:07:47,300 | 00:07:50,679 | ‐ Is it too much to want him to make a move, any move? | ‐ Is it too much to want him to make a move, any move? |
221 | 00:07:50,762 | 00:07:52,097 | I mean, if he was interested, | I mean, if he was interested, |
222 | 00:07:52,138 | 00:07:54,140 | why hasn't he said anything to any of us? | why hasn't he said anything to any of us? |
223 | 00:07:54,182 | 00:07:55,942 | ‐ Actually, he may have said something to me, | ‐ Actually, he may have said something to me, |
224 | 00:07:55,975 | 00:07:57,852 | but I often tune him out. | but I often tune him out. |
225 | 00:07:57,936 | 00:07:59,688 | ‐ Annie, I don't think you understand | ‐ Annie, I don't think you understand |
226 | 00:07:59,771 | 00:08:01,773 | how insane it is over here. | how insane it is over here. |
227 | 00:08:01,815 | 00:08:04,359 | My children found their harmonicas this morning. | My children found their harmonicas this morning. |
228 | 00:08:04,442 | 00:08:05,735 | If you don't ask Ben, I‐‐ | If you don't ask Ben, I‐‐ |
229 | 00:08:05,819 | 00:08:07,696 | ‐ Pradeep, you already have a husband. | ‐ Pradeep, you already have a husband. |
230 | 00:08:07,779 | 00:08:10,073 | You don't get to turn Ben into Richie's sister wife | You don't get to turn Ben into Richie's sister wife |
231 | 00:08:10,156 | 00:08:11,908 | while I'm still single. | while I'm still single. |
232 | 00:08:11,991 | 00:08:14,327 | I can't rush this. He just broke up with Paz. | I can't rush this. He just broke up with Paz. |
233 | 00:08:14,369 | 00:08:15,787 | I don't wanna be a rebound | I don't wanna be a rebound |
234 | 00:08:15,829 | 00:08:18,581 | or just some warm body because he's lonely. | or just some warm body because he's lonely. |
235 | 00:08:18,665 | 00:08:20,250 | Plus, you guys are my L. A. family. | Plus, you guys are my L. A. family. |
236 | 00:08:20,333 | 00:08:22,103 | If things go bad, it could wreck it for all of us. | If things go bad, it could wreck it for all of us. |
237 | 00:08:22,127 | 00:08:25,255 | And I don't wanna mess this up‐‐down, left, right. | And I don't wanna mess this up‐‐down, left, right. |
238 | 00:08:25,338 | 00:08:28,550 | Then you press A, B, then start, and then you can‐‐ | Then you press A, B, then start, and then you can‐‐ |
239 | 00:08:28,633 | 00:08:30,152 | ‐ What happened? It said the host kicked me out. | ‐ What happened? It said the host kicked me out. |
240 | 00:08:30,176 | 00:08:31,176 | ‐ My hand slipped. | ‐ My hand slipped. |
241 | 00:08:31,761 | 00:08:33,121 | ‐ What were you guys talking about? | ‐ What were you guys talking about? |
242 | 00:08:33,680 | 00:08:35,765 | ‐ Our crumbling democracy. ‐ How long was I gone? | ‐ Our crumbling democracy. ‐ How long was I gone? |
243 | 00:08:35,849 | 00:08:39,394 | ‐ You guys, the food is here! | ‐ You guys, the food is here! |
244 | 00:08:39,477 | 00:08:41,646 | Coming! I'm saved. | Coming! I'm saved. |
245 | 00:08:41,688 | 00:08:43,940 | ‐ America is imploding, all right? | ‐ America is imploding, all right? |
246 | 00:08:44,023 | 00:08:45,376 | We got not enough food on the shelves, | We got not enough food on the shelves, |
247 | 00:08:45,400 | 00:08:47,485 | not enough beds in the hospitals. | not enough beds in the hospitals. |
248 | 00:08:47,527 | 00:08:50,238 | The vegan chicken finger supply chain is broken. | The vegan chicken finger supply chain is broken. |
249 | 00:08:50,321 | 00:08:51,906 | What falls apart next? | What falls apart next? |
250 | 00:08:51,990 | 00:08:54,242 | ‐ Are you kidding me? Are you kidding me? | ‐ Are you kidding me? Are you kidding me? |
251 | 00:08:54,325 | 00:08:56,327 | This is wrong. This is all wrong! | This is wrong. This is all wrong! |
252 | 00:08:56,369 | 00:08:57,495 | ‐ Ooh. | ‐ Ooh. |
253 | 00:08:57,537 | 00:08:59,080 | ‐ I waited for two | ‐ I waited for two |
254 | 00:08:59,122 | 00:09:01,416 | mother I‐do‐not‐curse‐in‐front‐ of‐my‐children‐king hours | mother I‐do‐not‐curse‐in‐front‐ of‐my‐children‐king hours |
255 | 00:09:01,458 | 00:09:02,834 | while you failed to find my address | while you failed to find my address |
256 | 00:09:02,917 | 00:09:04,627 | with the aid of a public satellite system | with the aid of a public satellite system |
257 | 00:09:04,711 | 00:09:06,546 | and several multinational corporations. | and several multinational corporations. |
258 | 00:09:06,588 | 00:09:07,964 | And you got the | And you got the |
259 | 00:09:08,048 | 00:09:09,817 | not‐in‐front‐of‐my‐children‐ sucking order wrong? | not‐in‐front‐of‐my‐children‐ sucking order wrong? |
260 | 00:09:09,841 | 00:09:12,302 | Get your I‐do‐not‐ use‐that‐language | Get your I‐do‐not‐ use‐that‐language |
261 | 00:09:12,385 | 00:09:15,388 | out of my house before I shove these Prada shoes up it. | out of my house before I shove these Prada shoes up it. |
262 | 00:09:15,430 | 00:09:17,682 | Go! | Go! |
263 | 00:09:17,724 | 00:09:20,852 | ‐ Pradeep, it seems, is what falls apart next. | ‐ Pradeep, it seems, is what falls apart next. |
264 | 00:09:20,894 | 00:09:21,895 | ‐ Come on! | ‐ Come on! |
265 | 00:09:28,610 | 00:09:30,111 | ‐ Apparently, the restaurant | ‐ Apparently, the restaurant |
266 | 00:09:30,904 | 00:09:32,048 | was out of vegan chicken fingers, | was out of vegan chicken fingers, |
267 | 00:09:32,072 | 00:09:33,490 | so they substituted fried pickles. | so they substituted fried pickles. |
268 | 00:09:33,573 | 00:09:35,366 | ‐ Pradeep, the driver can't control that. | ‐ Pradeep, the driver can't control that. |
269 | 00:09:35,408 | 00:09:37,994 | ‐ All I know is that it is almost my kids' bedtime, | ‐ All I know is that it is almost my kids' bedtime, |
270 | 00:09:38,078 | 00:09:39,329 | and I'm back to square one. | and I'm back to square one. |
271 | 00:09:39,412 | 00:09:41,098 | ‐ If I was there we'd play a round of Ben‐Ball, | ‐ If I was there we'd play a round of Ben‐Ball, |
272 | 00:09:41,122 | 00:09:43,041 | tire them right out. They love Ben‐Ball. | tire them right out. They love Ben‐Ball. |
273 | 00:09:43,124 | 00:09:44,667 | ‐ The kids do love Ben‐Ball. | ‐ The kids do love Ben‐Ball. |
274 | 00:09:44,751 | 00:09:47,212 | And if no one else wants to play Ben‐Ball, then‐‐ | And if no one else wants to play Ben‐Ball, then‐‐ |
275 | 00:09:47,253 | 00:09:50,673 | ‐ What if Ben and your kids get mutually codependent? | ‐ What if Ben and your kids get mutually codependent? |
276 | 00:09:50,757 | 00:09:52,050 | I heard that can happen | I heard that can happen |
277 | 00:09:52,092 | 00:09:53,736 | when friends move in with other friends' families. | when friends move in with other friends' families. |
278 | 00:09:53,760 | 00:09:55,178 | ‐ I choose my sanity | ‐ I choose my sanity |
279 | 00:09:55,261 | 00:09:56,405 | over their codependence any day of the week. | over their codependence any day of the week. |
280 | 00:09:56,429 | 00:10:00,391 | ‐ Pradeep, just take a deep breath and start a new order. | ‐ Pradeep, just take a deep breath and start a new order. |
281 | 00:10:00,433 | 00:10:01,935 | ‐ I have to give the driver a review | ‐ I have to give the driver a review |
282 | 00:10:01,976 | 00:10:03,561 | before I can start a new one. | before I can start a new one. |
283 | 00:10:03,603 | 00:10:05,897 | I think we all know what that's gonna be. | I think we all know what that's gonna be. |
284 | 00:10:05,939 | 00:10:07,649 | ‐ Wait, stop. What are you doing? | ‐ Wait, stop. What are you doing? |
285 | 00:10:07,732 | 00:10:10,360 | ‐ I'm giving the driver a one star review, duh. | ‐ I'm giving the driver a one star review, duh. |
286 | 00:10:10,443 | 00:10:12,028 | ‐ No, you can't. ‐ That's too far, bro. | ‐ No, you can't. ‐ That's too far, bro. |
287 | 00:10:12,112 | 00:10:13,488 | ‐ She was two hours late | ‐ She was two hours late |
288 | 00:10:13,571 | 00:10:16,241 | delivering four pounds of cold fried pickles. | delivering four pounds of cold fried pickles. |
289 | 00:10:16,282 | 00:10:19,744 | I am delivering her one star, and I'm doing it punctually. | I am delivering her one star, and I'm doing it punctually. |
290 | 00:10:19,786 | 00:10:21,246 | Unlike other people. | Unlike other people. |
291 | 00:10:21,287 | 00:10:23,307 | ‐ If your rating goes beneath four on those services, | ‐ If your rating goes beneath four on those services, |
292 | 00:10:23,331 | 00:10:25,416 | you stop getting work. The economy's crumbling. | you stop getting work. The economy's crumbling. |
293 | 00:10:25,500 | 00:10:26,602 | We have to be looking out for each other. | We have to be looking out for each other. |
294 | 00:10:26,626 | 00:10:29,379 | ‐ Pradeep, I understand having kids right now it's hard, | ‐ Pradeep, I understand having kids right now it's hard, |
295 | 00:10:29,462 | 00:10:31,923 | but you can't cost someone their job because you're tired. | but you can't cost someone their job because you're tired. |
296 | 00:10:31,965 | 00:10:33,508 | ‐ Tired? Tired? | ‐ Tired? Tired? |
297 | 00:10:33,591 | 00:10:35,611 | Maybe you should move in so you can see what it's like. | Maybe you should move in so you can see what it's like. |
298 | 00:10:35,635 | 00:10:38,179 | ‐ Whoa, everyone, stop. | ‐ Whoa, everyone, stop. |
299 | 00:10:38,263 | 00:10:41,057 | Look, we're all super stressed, okay? | Look, we're all super stressed, okay? |
300 | 00:10:41,141 | 00:10:43,393 | Michelle's worried about money. Ben is lonely. | Michelle's worried about money. Ben is lonely. |
301 | 00:10:43,476 | 00:10:45,770 | I... | I... |
302 | 00:10:45,812 | 00:10:48,398 | have my issues also. | have my issues also. |
303 | 00:10:48,481 | 00:10:50,608 | This quarantine is lasting longer than we expected, | This quarantine is lasting longer than we expected, |
304 | 00:10:50,650 | 00:10:52,610 | and we're all fraying at the seams a little. | and we're all fraying at the seams a little. |
305 | 00:10:52,652 | 00:10:54,445 | Pradeep, is it possible | Pradeep, is it possible |
306 | 00:10:54,487 | 00:10:56,739 | that this is about more than just pickles? | that this is about more than just pickles? |
307 | 00:10:56,823 | 00:10:57,991 | Do you wanna talk? | Do you wanna talk? |
308 | 00:10:58,032 | 00:11:00,410 | ‐ No, I want to sleep. | ‐ No, I want to sleep. |
309 | 00:11:00,493 | 00:11:02,579 | I wanna order food quickly so my children | I wanna order food quickly so my children |
310 | 00:11:02,662 | 00:11:05,248 | don't low‐blood‐sugar tantrum till 3:00 in the morning. | don't low‐blood‐sugar tantrum till 3:00 in the morning. |
311 | 00:11:05,331 | 00:11:07,417 | I am giving her one star. | I am giving her one star. |
312 | 00:11:07,500 | 00:11:10,128 | How does it take someone two hours to drive nine blocks? | How does it take someone two hours to drive nine blocks? |
313 | 00:11:10,170 | 00:11:11,480 | ‐ Well, that's the thing, isn't it, Pradeep? | ‐ Well, that's the thing, isn't it, Pradeep? |
314 | 00:11:11,504 | 00:11:14,841 | You don't know because you're not out there facing the danger | You don't know because you're not out there facing the danger |
315 | 00:11:14,883 | 00:11:16,843 | and the chaos of everything going on right now. | and the chaos of everything going on right now. |
316 | 00:11:16,885 | 00:11:19,095 | You're just letting other people do it for you. | You're just letting other people do it for you. |
317 | 00:11:19,179 | 00:11:21,222 | So when it doesn't go perfectly, | So when it doesn't go perfectly, |
318 | 00:11:21,306 | 00:11:22,974 | you don't get to complain. | you don't get to complain. |
319 | 00:11:23,016 | 00:11:24,326 | Just like you don't get to complain about | Just like you don't get to complain about |
320 | 00:11:24,350 | 00:11:25,810 | Richie's parenting, because honestly, | Richie's parenting, because honestly, |
321 | 00:11:25,852 | 00:11:27,163 | you've just been letting him do that too. | you've just been letting him do that too. |
322 | 00:11:27,187 | 00:11:28,438 | ‐ Whoa. ‐ Are you serious? | ‐ Whoa. ‐ Are you serious? |
323 | 00:11:28,521 | 00:11:30,356 | You're telling me about how to raise children? | You're telling me about how to raise children? |
324 | 00:11:30,398 | 00:11:32,209 | ‐ It's, like, no wonder you want Ben to move in. | ‐ It's, like, no wonder you want Ben to move in. |
325 | 00:11:32,233 | 00:11:34,444 | You haven't had to do any parenting in four years. | You haven't had to do any parenting in four years. |
326 | 00:11:34,527 | 00:11:36,529 | ‐ Ellis, I think that's a little too far. | ‐ Ellis, I think that's a little too far. |
327 | 00:11:36,571 | 00:11:38,656 | ‐ Why do you care if I give this person one star? | ‐ Why do you care if I give this person one star? |
328 | 00:11:38,698 | 00:11:40,992 | ‐ Because I lost my job. | ‐ Because I lost my job. |
329 | 00:11:41,034 | 00:11:42,827 | ‐ What? ‐ Oh, no. | ‐ What? ‐ Oh, no. |
330 | 00:11:42,869 | 00:11:46,623 | ‐ The place I was managing went under and it's not coming back. | ‐ The place I was managing went under and it's not coming back. |
331 | 00:11:46,706 | 00:11:48,833 | And I've been delivering food for two weeks, | And I've been delivering food for two weeks, |
332 | 00:11:48,917 | 00:11:51,628 | and if I got a one star review, I couldn't even do that. | and if I got a one star review, I couldn't even do that. |
333 | 00:11:53,046 | 00:11:57,342 | ‐ Well, I'm sorry, I didn't know that. | ‐ Well, I'm sorry, I didn't know that. |
334 | 00:12:00,637 | 00:12:02,513 | But... | But... |
335 | 00:12:02,555 | 00:12:06,476 | I just paid 100% surge premium delivery | I just paid 100% surge premium delivery |
336 | 00:12:06,559 | 00:12:09,187 | on overpriced food that wasn't even delivered. | on overpriced food that wasn't even delivered. |
337 | 00:12:09,229 | 00:12:12,440 | I paid $90, plus tip, to try and get | I paid $90, plus tip, to try and get |
338 | 00:12:12,523 | 00:12:14,859 | 20 minutes of peace and quiet. | 20 minutes of peace and quiet. |
339 | 00:12:14,901 | 00:12:16,611 | And when that didn't even work, | And when that didn't even work, |
340 | 00:12:16,694 | 00:12:20,031 | I can't even say that this person did a bad job? | I can't even say that this person did a bad job? |
341 | 00:12:20,073 | 00:12:22,367 | My clients keep telling me | My clients keep telling me |
342 | 00:12:22,408 | 00:12:24,494 | that they don't need work right now. | that they don't need work right now. |
343 | 00:12:24,577 | 00:12:27,497 | So I'm being constantly reminded of how stupid I was | So I'm being constantly reminded of how stupid I was |
344 | 00:12:27,580 | 00:12:30,708 | to start a PR business and buy this house. | to start a PR business and buy this house. |
345 | 00:12:30,792 | 00:12:34,045 | And I can't afford $90 for fried pickles I don't want. | And I can't afford $90 for fried pickles I don't want. |
346 | 00:12:35,713 | 00:12:38,424 | You're right, Ellis. | You're right, Ellis. |
347 | 00:12:38,466 | 00:12:42,512 | I haven't been doing my fair share of the parenting, | I haven't been doing my fair share of the parenting, |
348 | 00:12:42,595 | 00:12:45,640 | and starting to carry that weight | and starting to carry that weight |
349 | 00:12:45,723 | 00:12:48,226 | in the middle of a pandemic and an economic downturn | in the middle of a pandemic and an economic downturn |
350 | 00:12:48,268 | 00:12:49,769 | has just been rough. | has just been rough. |
351 | 00:12:51,771 | 00:12:55,942 | And things with Richie are tense too. | And things with Richie are tense too. |
352 | 00:12:55,984 | 00:12:59,654 | So I thought if I could just solve this one thing | So I thought if I could just solve this one thing |
353 | 00:12:59,737 | 00:13:03,157 | and then all the other things would fall into line, | and then all the other things would fall into line, |
354 | 00:13:03,241 | 00:13:06,244 | but I couldn't. | but I couldn't. |
355 | 00:13:06,286 | 00:13:08,413 | I don't know how to do this. | I don't know how to do this. |
356 | 00:13:15,962 | 00:13:18,756 | I gave her five stars. | I gave her five stars. |
357 | 00:13:19,465 | 00:13:22,468 | ‐ So it was about more than just the pickles then, huh? | ‐ So it was about more than just the pickles then, huh? |
358 | 00:13:28,391 | 00:13:30,631 | ‐ I didn't know things were that bad over there, Pradeep. | ‐ I didn't know things were that bad over there, Pradeep. |
359 | 00:13:31,352 | 00:13:32,538 | ‐ Yeah, neither did I until I said it out loud. | ‐ Yeah, neither did I until I said it out loud. |
360 | 00:13:32,562 | 00:13:34,939 | ‐ Seriously, would it help if I moved in with you guys, | ‐ Seriously, would it help if I moved in with you guys, |
361 | 00:13:34,981 | 00:13:36,983 | help take a little pressure off? | help take a little pressure off? |
362 | 00:13:37,025 | 00:13:39,736 | ‐ Maybe Ben should move in with you, you know? | ‐ Maybe Ben should move in with you, you know? |
363 | 00:13:39,819 | 00:13:41,446 | I mean, he's a pretty helpful guy. | I mean, he's a pretty helpful guy. |
364 | 00:13:41,487 | 00:13:45,241 | You can reach the shelves in the kitchen for you. | You can reach the shelves in the kitchen for you. |
365 | 00:13:45,324 | 00:13:46,743 | ‐ Thank you. | ‐ Thank you. |
366 | 00:13:46,826 | 00:13:48,745 | But I can reach those shelves | But I can reach those shelves |
367 | 00:13:48,828 | 00:13:50,705 | when I jump. | when I jump. |
368 | 00:13:50,747 | 00:13:53,499 | Plus, isn't there someone, somewhere, who needs him more? | Plus, isn't there someone, somewhere, who needs him more? |
369 | 00:13:53,541 | 00:13:55,960 | ‐ Wait, who needs me mo‐‐ y'all been talking to my mama? | ‐ Wait, who needs me mo‐‐ y'all been talking to my mama? |
370 | 00:13:56,002 | 00:13:57,503 | ‐ Or maybe he needs to move forward, | ‐ Or maybe he needs to move forward, |
371 | 00:13:57,545 | 00:14:00,214 | because someone who cares about him isn't seen in the way | because someone who cares about him isn't seen in the way |
372 | 00:14:00,298 | 00:14:02,341 | that someone would like to be seen as. | that someone would like to be seen as. |
373 | 00:14:02,383 | 00:14:04,260 | ‐ I can't move in with my mom. | ‐ I can't move in with my mom. |
374 | 00:14:04,343 | 00:14:06,888 | She put all her collectible dolls in my bedroom, | She put all her collectible dolls in my bedroom, |
375 | 00:14:06,971 | 00:14:08,765 | and they keep looking at me. | and they keep looking at me. |
376 | 00:14:08,848 | 00:14:11,184 | ‐ Maybe Ben doesn't know that that someone feels that way | ‐ Maybe Ben doesn't know that that someone feels that way |
377 | 00:14:11,225 | 00:14:13,686 | because that someone's emotions are locked up tighter | because that someone's emotions are locked up tighter |
378 | 00:14:13,728 | 00:14:15,063 | than the Disney Vault. | than the Disney Vault. |
379 | 00:14:15,146 | 00:14:17,315 | ‐ The someone has shown how she feels. | ‐ The someone has shown how she feels. |
380 | 00:14:17,356 | 00:14:19,734 | She smiles. Smiles are big signals. | She smiles. Smiles are big signals. |
381 | 00:14:19,817 | 00:14:21,944 | ‐ Maybe if you're in Downton Abbey. | ‐ Maybe if you're in Downton Abbey. |
382 | 00:14:22,028 | 00:14:24,530 | ‐ Guys, I am not moving back in with my mom. | ‐ Guys, I am not moving back in with my mom. |
383 | 00:14:24,572 | 00:14:26,365 | She talks to the TV. | She talks to the TV. |
384 | 00:14:26,407 | 00:14:28,993 | She thinks her and Judge Mathis are good friends. | She thinks her and Judge Mathis are good friends. |
385 | 00:14:29,035 | 00:14:31,746 | ‐ Ben, you can't move in. Ellis is right. | ‐ Ben, you can't move in. Ellis is right. |
386 | 00:14:31,829 | 00:14:33,709 | I need to start working on living with my family | I need to start working on living with my family |
387 | 00:14:33,748 | 00:14:36,793 | instead of coming up with new places to hide from them. | instead of coming up with new places to hide from them. |
388 | 00:14:36,876 | 00:14:38,086 | ‐ I don't know, Pradeep. | ‐ I don't know, Pradeep. |
389 | 00:14:38,169 | 00:14:40,546 | In an anarchist post‐apocalyptic society, | In an anarchist post‐apocalyptic society, |
390 | 00:14:40,588 | 00:14:43,508 | radical selfishness may be the only viable option. | radical selfishness may be the only viable option. |
391 | 00:14:43,549 | 00:14:45,093 | ‐ Rufus, no, stop. | ‐ Rufus, no, stop. |
392 | 00:14:45,176 | 00:14:46,803 | We're not ourselves right now. | We're not ourselves right now. |
393 | 00:14:46,886 | 00:14:48,513 | Hell, the whole world is off. | Hell, the whole world is off. |
394 | 00:14:48,554 | 00:14:50,932 | I got sent a gun in the mail today. | I got sent a gun in the mail today. |
395 | 00:14:51,015 | 00:14:52,183 | ‐ What? | ‐ What? |
396 | 00:14:52,225 | 00:14:53,535 | ‐ How did this not come up earlier? | ‐ How did this not come up earlier? |
397 | 00:14:53,559 | 00:14:55,353 | ‐ We were too busy dealing with Picklegate. | ‐ We were too busy dealing with Picklegate. |
398 | 00:14:55,394 | 00:14:57,063 | ‐ I prefer to think of it as Brine/11. | ‐ I prefer to think of it as Brine/11. |
399 | 00:14:57,105 | 00:14:58,689 | ‐ But who... | ‐ But who... |
400 | 00:14:58,731 | 00:15:00,375 | ‐ It's addressed to this creepy guy named Elwood. | ‐ It's addressed to this creepy guy named Elwood. |
401 | 00:15:00,399 | 00:15:02,039 | He lives in the building across from mine. | He lives in the building across from mine. |
402 | 00:15:02,068 | 00:15:03,694 | He has a telescope. | He has a telescope. |
403 | 00:15:03,736 | 00:15:04,838 | If you're not an astronomer, | If you're not an astronomer, |
404 | 00:15:04,862 | 00:15:06,090 | you shouldn't have a telescope. | you shouldn't have a telescope. |
405 | 00:15:06,114 | 00:15:07,949 | Anyway, not the point. | Anyway, not the point. |
406 | 00:15:08,032 | 00:15:09,700 | I hate guns, | I hate guns, |
407 | 00:15:09,742 | 00:15:12,537 | but I've been so freaked out with everything going on lately | but I've been so freaked out with everything going on lately |
408 | 00:15:12,578 | 00:15:14,455 | that I was actually thinking about keeping it. | that I was actually thinking about keeping it. |
409 | 00:15:14,497 | 00:15:16,874 | ‐ You should 100% keep that gun. | ‐ You should 100% keep that gun. |
410 | 00:15:16,958 | 00:15:18,292 | When society collapses, | When society collapses, |
411 | 00:15:18,376 | 00:15:19,895 | a gun will be worth its weight in gold. | a gun will be worth its weight in gold. |
412 | 00:15:19,919 | 00:15:21,546 | ‐ It will? ‐ Yes. | ‐ It will? ‐ Yes. |
413 | 00:15:21,587 | 00:15:24,340 | And for the record, all of you should be buying gold. | And for the record, all of you should be buying gold. |
414 | 00:15:24,423 | 00:15:27,343 | ‐ Rufus, I'm not keeping the gun. | ‐ Rufus, I'm not keeping the gun. |
415 | 00:15:27,426 | 00:15:31,347 | I don't want any of this to change who I am, who we are. | I don't want any of this to change who I am, who we are. |
416 | 00:15:31,430 | 00:15:33,057 | I know it's all different now. | I know it's all different now. |
417 | 00:15:33,099 | 00:15:34,600 | These screens and these apps, | These screens and these apps, |
418 | 00:15:34,642 | 00:15:37,895 | it's harder to stay connected, but we have to try. | it's harder to stay connected, but we have to try. |
419 | 00:15:37,937 | 00:15:40,857 | Pradeep and Ellis, you guys have to talk to us. | Pradeep and Ellis, you guys have to talk to us. |
420 | 00:15:40,940 | 00:15:43,151 | You shouldn't be carrying all this on your own. | You shouldn't be carrying all this on your own. |
421 | 00:15:43,234 | 00:15:44,527 | We're a family, okay? | We're a family, okay? |
422 | 00:15:44,610 | 00:15:47,196 | I don't know what I'd do without you guys. | I don't know what I'd do without you guys. |
423 | 00:15:47,280 | 00:15:49,282 | ‐ I would also encourage you to talk with others | ‐ I would also encourage you to talk with others |
424 | 00:15:49,323 | 00:15:51,159 | in this group about what you're feeling. | in this group about what you're feeling. |
425 | 00:15:51,242 | 00:15:53,828 | After all, people and not‐talking houses | After all, people and not‐talking houses |
426 | 00:15:53,911 | 00:15:56,497 | should not throw talk‐stones. ‐ Socrates. | should not throw talk‐stones. ‐ Socrates. |
427 | 00:15:56,539 | 00:15:59,876 | ‐ Ellis, are you okay? Can you pay your rent? | ‐ Ellis, are you okay? Can you pay your rent? |
428 | 00:15:59,959 | 00:16:01,043 | Health insurance? ‐ | Health insurance? ‐ |
429 | 00:16:01,127 | 00:16:02,920 | Honestly, I'm not sure I can afford either, | Honestly, I'm not sure I can afford either, |
430 | 00:16:02,962 | 00:16:04,922 | which, you know, is not great when you're a lady | which, you know, is not great when you're a lady |
431 | 00:16:04,964 | 00:16:08,426 | who has to take hormones every day, but I will survive. | who has to take hormones every day, but I will survive. |
432 | 00:16:08,467 | 00:16:09,927 | They're not letting landlords | They're not letting landlords |
433 | 00:16:09,969 | 00:16:11,321 | throw people out for not paying rent yet, | throw people out for not paying rent yet, |
434 | 00:16:11,345 | 00:16:12,805 | so I'm just gonna let that slide | so I'm just gonna let that slide |
435 | 00:16:12,847 | 00:16:14,432 | and continue to deliver | and continue to deliver |
436 | 00:16:14,473 | 00:16:16,243 | people's groceries and food until I figure something out. | people's groceries and food until I figure something out. |
437 | 00:16:16,267 | 00:16:17,894 | ‐ You can always join my new venture. | ‐ You can always join my new venture. |
438 | 00:16:17,977 | 00:16:19,812 | Plus my hand sanitizer, | Plus my hand sanitizer, |
439 | 00:16:19,854 | 00:16:22,690 | it makes great heating fuel for when the power grid goes down. | it makes great heating fuel for when the power grid goes down. |
440 | 00:16:22,773 | 00:16:24,150 | ‐ Rufus, did you not hear me | ‐ Rufus, did you not hear me |
441 | 00:16:24,192 | 00:16:26,032 | just say I'm about to lose my health insurance? | just say I'm about to lose my health insurance? |
442 | 00:16:26,319 | 00:16:27,588 | I'm not stepping a foot near your stupid meth lab. | I'm not stepping a foot near your stupid meth lab. |
443 | 00:16:27,612 | 00:16:29,155 | ‐ Ugh, I wish I could make meth here. | ‐ Ugh, I wish I could make meth here. |
444 | 00:16:29,197 | 00:16:31,115 | ‐ Ellis, they can't evict you, | ‐ Ellis, they can't evict you, |
445 | 00:16:31,157 | 00:16:33,201 | but you're gonna rack up a whole bunch of debt | but you're gonna rack up a whole bunch of debt |
446 | 00:16:33,284 | 00:16:35,453 | by not paying your rent for months. | by not paying your rent for months. |
447 | 00:16:35,494 | 00:16:37,997 | ‐ I'll figure it out. I always do. | ‐ I'll figure it out. I always do. |
448 | 00:16:38,039 | 00:16:40,333 | ‐ We'll pay. ‐ What? | ‐ We'll pay. ‐ What? |
449 | 00:16:40,374 | 00:16:41,834 | ‐ No, we can afford it. | ‐ No, we can afford it. |
450 | 00:16:41,876 | 00:16:44,629 | You saved our asses a thousand times | You saved our asses a thousand times |
451 | 00:16:44,670 | 00:16:46,797 | when you managed our rental units. | when you managed our rental units. |
452 | 00:16:46,839 | 00:16:49,800 | We will pay your rent. You pay your health insurance. | We will pay your rent. You pay your health insurance. |
453 | 00:16:49,842 | 00:16:51,427 | ‐ You guys don't have to do that. | ‐ You guys don't have to do that. |
454 | 00:16:51,510 | 00:16:53,280 | ‐ Yeah, can we maybe talk about this real quick? | ‐ Yeah, can we maybe talk about this real quick? |
455 | 00:16:53,304 | 00:16:55,514 | ‐ Ellis, you're our friend. We care about you. | ‐ Ellis, you're our friend. We care about you. |
456 | 00:16:55,556 | 00:16:58,184 | We can take care of you. ‐ But can we? | We can take care of you. ‐ But can we? |
457 | 00:16:58,226 | 00:17:00,269 | I mean, obviously, I would love to, | I mean, obviously, I would love to, |
458 | 00:17:00,353 | 00:17:02,104 | but all this talk about | but all this talk about |
459 | 00:17:02,188 | 00:17:04,607 | a crumbling society and lawlessness‐‐ | a crumbling society and lawlessness‐‐ |
460 | 00:17:04,690 | 00:17:05,690 | we don't know how long | we don't know how long |
461 | 00:17:06,192 | 00:17:07,632 | this situation is gonna last, Garret. | this situation is gonna last, Garret. |
462 | 00:17:08,027 | 00:17:09,880 | Ellis, I am not saying that we're not gonna to help you. | Ellis, I am not saying that we're not gonna to help you. |
463 | 00:17:09,904 | 00:17:13,991 | I'm just saying that we need to talk about it first. | I'm just saying that we need to talk about it first. |
464 | 00:17:14,033 | 00:17:15,826 | We should go. | We should go. |
465 | 00:17:15,868 | 00:17:17,870 | ‐ I have to go start my delivery shift anyway. | ‐ I have to go start my delivery shift anyway. |
466 | 00:17:17,912 | 00:17:21,123 | ‐ Yeah, I love you guys, but I should go talk to Richie. | ‐ Yeah, I love you guys, but I should go talk to Richie. |
467 | 00:17:21,207 | 00:17:22,392 | ‐ Ben, you still up for a movie? | ‐ Ben, you still up for a movie? |
468 | 00:17:22,416 | 00:17:24,794 | ‐ Sure. "Invisible Man"? | ‐ Sure. "Invisible Man"? |
469 | 00:17:24,877 | 00:17:27,213 | ‐ I was thinking "When Harry Met Sally." | ‐ I was thinking "When Harry Met Sally." |
470 | 00:17:27,255 | 00:17:28,923 | ‐ Okay, we're gonna go. ‐ Okay, bye. | ‐ Okay, we're gonna go. ‐ Okay, bye. |
471 | 00:17:29,006 | 00:17:31,217 | ‐ Gotta go, it's very charming. Have fun, see you later. | ‐ Gotta go, it's very charming. Have fun, see you later. |
472 | 00:17:31,259 | 00:17:32,885 | ‐ That was intense. | ‐ That was intense. |
473 | 00:17:32,927 | 00:17:34,428 | ‐ Intense times. | ‐ Intense times. |
474 | 00:17:34,512 | 00:17:36,031 | I can't believe I was actually thinking | I can't believe I was actually thinking |
475 | 00:17:36,055 | 00:17:38,224 | of keeping this handgun. | of keeping this handgun. |
476 | 00:17:38,266 | 00:17:39,767 | ‐ Annie. ‐ What? | ‐ Annie. ‐ What? |
477 | 00:17:39,850 | 00:17:41,394 | ‐ That's a flare gun. | ‐ That's a flare gun. |
478 | 00:17:41,435 | 00:17:43,229 | It has the word "flare" written on it. | It has the word "flare" written on it. |
479 | 00:17:43,271 | 00:17:46,023 | ‐ Oh, wow. I thought that was the brand. | ‐ Oh, wow. I thought that was the brand. |
480 | 00:17:46,065 | 00:17:47,567 | This looks like a gun. | This looks like a gun. |
481 | 00:17:47,608 | 00:17:49,026 | ‐ That thing doesn't shoot bullets. | ‐ That thing doesn't shoot bullets. |
482 | 00:17:49,068 | 00:17:51,362 | It helps people find you in an emergency. | It helps people find you in an emergency. |
483 | 00:17:51,404 | 00:17:53,698 | ‐ Well, this is an emergency, | ‐ Well, this is an emergency, |
484 | 00:17:53,739 | 00:17:55,908 | and I do need someone to find me. | and I do need someone to find me. |
485 | 00:17:57,410 | 00:17:59,287 | Oh, my God, I thought you said it didn't shoot! | Oh, my God, I thought you said it didn't shoot! |
486 | 00:17:59,370 | 00:18:00,722 | ‐ It doesn't shoot bullets. | ‐ It doesn't shoot bullets. |
487 | 00:18:00,746 | 00:18:01,746 | It shoots flares. | It shoots flares. |
488 | 00:18:02,415 | 00:18:03,433 | ‐ No, I think my Girl Scout cookies | ‐ No, I think my Girl Scout cookies |
489 | 00:18:03,457 | 00:18:04,667 | are on fire. I gotta go. | are on fire. I gotta go. |
490 | 00:18:10,256 | 00:18:11,616 | ‐ Are you okay? ‐ Yeah, I think so. | ‐ Are you okay? ‐ Yeah, I think so. |
491 | 00:18:12,133 | 00:18:13,217 | I mean, the fire department | I mean, the fire department |
492 | 00:18:13,259 | 00:18:14,635 | kept it contained to my kitchen, | kept it contained to my kitchen, |
493 | 00:18:14,719 | 00:18:15,946 | and this is hardly the first time | and this is hardly the first time |
494 | 00:18:15,970 | 00:18:18,097 | I set fire to something in there. | I set fire to something in there. |
495 | 00:18:18,139 | 00:18:20,558 | This has made one thing very clear, though. | This has made one thing very clear, though. |
496 | 00:18:20,600 | 00:18:22,643 | I should never own a gun. | I should never own a gun. |
497 | 00:18:22,727 | 00:18:26,522 | ‐ And you never did. Once again, it was a flare gun. | ‐ And you never did. Once again, it was a flare gun. |
498 | 00:18:26,606 | 00:18:28,649 | Where are you at right now? ‐ My balcony. | Where are you at right now? ‐ My balcony. |
499 | 00:18:28,733 | 00:18:30,484 | My apartment is full of ash, water, | My apartment is full of ash, water, |
500 | 00:18:30,568 | 00:18:31,902 | and half a dozen strangers | and half a dozen strangers |
501 | 00:18:31,944 | 00:18:33,696 | breathing on my things during a pandemic. | breathing on my things during a pandemic. |
502 | 00:18:33,779 | 00:18:35,090 | What do you think will kill me first? | What do you think will kill me first? |
503 | 00:18:35,114 | 00:18:37,658 | The firemen breath or the burnt microwave smoke? | The firemen breath or the burnt microwave smoke? |
504 | 00:18:37,742 | 00:18:39,410 | ‐ You can't go to a hotel right now. | ‐ You can't go to a hotel right now. |
505 | 00:18:39,452 | 00:18:40,244 | ‐ Miss? ‐ Why don't you come over | ‐ Miss? ‐ Why don't you come over |
506 | 00:18:40,286 | 00:18:41,746 | to my place and spend the night? | to my place and spend the night? |
507 | 00:18:41,787 | 00:18:42,973 | ‐ The police are gonna need to speak with you. | ‐ The police are gonna need to speak with you. |
508 | 00:18:42,997 | 00:18:44,641 | ‐ Yeah, I'm just gonna put my mask on, I'll be right in. | ‐ Yeah, I'm just gonna put my mask on, I'll be right in. |
509 | 00:18:44,665 | 00:18:45,958 | Sorry, I gotta go. | Sorry, I gotta go. |
510 | 00:18:46,000 | 00:18:48,169 | The police are here. What were you saying? | The police are here. What were you saying? |
511 | 00:18:48,252 | 00:18:51,547 | ‐ Nothing. I don't know‐‐ We can talk about tomorrow. | ‐ Nothing. I don't know‐‐ We can talk about tomorrow. |
512 | 00:18:51,631 | 00:18:53,841 | ‐ Thanks for calling me. | ‐ Thanks for calling me. |
513 | 00:18:53,924 | 00:18:56,052 | You're exactly who I wanted to talk to you right now. | You're exactly who I wanted to talk to you right now. |
514 | 00:19:00,181 | 00:19:02,099 | ‐ Garret. | ‐ Garret. |
515 | 00:19:02,141 | 00:19:04,435 | Catching me in raw the glamour of food delivery. | Catching me in raw the glamour of food delivery. |
516 | 00:19:04,477 | 00:19:06,437 | ‐ Where you going? ‐ Driver‐client privilege. | ‐ Where you going? ‐ Driver‐client privilege. |
517 | 00:19:06,479 | 00:19:07,938 | But her name may or may not be Lizzo, | But her name may or may not be Lizzo, |
518 | 00:19:07,980 | 00:19:09,291 | and she may or may not have ordered | and she may or may not have ordered |
519 | 00:19:09,315 | 00:19:10,858 | the coconut Bavarian from Vespertine. | the coconut Bavarian from Vespertine. |
520 | 00:19:10,941 | 00:19:14,153 | ‐ We're gonna pay your rent and your health insurance | ‐ We're gonna pay your rent and your health insurance |
521 | 00:19:14,195 | 00:19:15,446 | until you can afford both. | until you can afford both. |
522 | 00:19:15,488 | 00:19:16,530 | It's not a loan, | It's not a loan, |
523 | 00:19:16,614 | 00:19:18,949 | and I am not taking no for an answer. | and I am not taking no for an answer. |
524 | 00:19:18,991 | 00:19:21,827 | ‐ Garret. ‐ You're our family. | ‐ Garret. ‐ You're our family. |
525 | 00:19:21,869 | 00:19:23,589 | We work our asses off to do things like this | We work our asses off to do things like this |
526 | 00:19:23,621 | 00:19:25,122 | for the people that we love. | for the people that we love. |
527 | 00:19:25,206 | 00:19:26,582 | ‐ That's very sweet. | ‐ That's very sweet. |
528 | 00:19:26,666 | 00:19:27,851 | What does Michelle have to say? | What does Michelle have to say? |
529 | 00:19:27,875 | 00:19:29,502 | Sorry, husband‐wife privilege. | Sorry, husband‐wife privilege. |
530 | 00:19:29,543 | 00:19:32,213 | ‐ I'm not taking money from you guys behind Michelle's back. | ‐ I'm not taking money from you guys behind Michelle's back. |
531 | 00:19:32,296 | 00:19:34,298 | ‐ You're not. | ‐ You're not. |
532 | 00:19:34,340 | 00:19:35,716 | This is from her too. | This is from her too. |
533 | 00:19:35,800 | 00:19:37,968 | She just doesn't know it yet. | She just doesn't know it yet. |
534 | 00:19:38,010 | 00:19:39,095 | Look, | Look, |
535 | 00:19:39,178 | 00:19:42,306 | Michelle is all love, you know that. | Michelle is all love, you know that. |
536 | 00:19:42,348 | 00:19:43,766 | And she's the one that taught me | And she's the one that taught me |
537 | 00:19:43,849 | 00:19:48,813 | about generosity and compassion and‐‐and... | about generosity and compassion and‐‐and... |
538 | 00:19:48,854 | 00:19:51,982 | she's just scared right now. | she's just scared right now. |
539 | 00:19:52,024 | 00:19:54,026 | She's not herself, and that's okay. | She's not herself, and that's okay. |
540 | 00:19:54,068 | 00:19:55,861 | She'll get back there. | She'll get back there. |
541 | 00:19:55,903 | 00:19:57,988 | I'm just gonna be her until she does. | I'm just gonna be her until she does. |
542 | 00:19:58,030 | 00:19:59,615 | ‐ Are you sure? | ‐ Are you sure? |
543 | 00:19:59,699 | 00:20:01,784 | ‐ Yes, we are. | ‐ Yes, we are. |
544 | 00:20:03,035 | 00:20:05,663 | ‐ Thank you. | ‐ Thank you. |
545 | 00:20:11,377 | 00:20:13,295 | ‐ Ben, for the last time, | ‐ Ben, for the last time, |
546 | 00:20:13,379 | 00:20:15,756 | you cannot quarantine with me and my family. | you cannot quarantine with me and my family. |
547 | 00:20:15,840 | 00:20:17,693 | ‐ No, no, no, I'm off that. I'm just checking in. | ‐ No, no, no, I'm off that. I'm just checking in. |
548 | 00:20:17,717 | 00:20:19,093 | How do things go with Richie? | How do things go with Richie? |
549 | 00:20:19,176 | 00:20:21,721 | ‐ Oh, you know what? I think we're okay. | ‐ Oh, you know what? I think we're okay. |
550 | 00:20:21,762 | 00:20:24,014 | Richie's the best. | Richie's the best. |
551 | 00:20:24,056 | 00:20:26,183 | He's been stuck with these kids for four years. | He's been stuck with these kids for four years. |
552 | 00:20:26,225 | 00:20:27,351 | He's used to it. | He's used to it. |
553 | 00:20:27,393 | 00:20:28,769 | I think we're having a major break. | I think we're having a major break. |
554 | 00:20:28,853 | 00:20:30,293 | And he's like, "No, no, no, no, babe, | And he's like, "No, no, no, no, babe, |
555 | 00:20:30,354 | 00:20:31,522 | that was just a Wednesday." | that was just a Wednesday." |
556 | 00:20:31,564 | 00:20:32,940 | What? | What? |
557 | 00:20:33,023 | 00:20:34,942 | We are gonna go back to counseling, though, | We are gonna go back to counseling, though, |
558 | 00:20:35,025 | 00:20:37,278 | you know, make sure we stay okay. | you know, make sure we stay okay. |
559 | 00:20:37,361 | 00:20:38,696 | ‐ Good. Speaking of okay, | ‐ Good. Speaking of okay, |
560 | 00:20:38,738 | 00:20:40,656 | go ahead and check outside your door right now. | go ahead and check outside your door right now. |
561 | 00:20:40,740 | 00:20:42,825 | ‐ What did you do? | ‐ What did you do? |
562 | 00:20:44,368 | 00:20:48,873 | Oh! No. No, no, no! | Oh! No. No, no, no! |
563 | 00:20:48,956 | 00:20:51,917 | How did you‐‐what the‐‐ is this a hologram? | How did you‐‐what the‐‐ is this a hologram? |
564 | 00:20:51,959 | 00:20:54,503 | ‐ I helped Rufus out with his illegal hand sanitizer hooch, | ‐ I helped Rufus out with his illegal hand sanitizer hooch, |
565 | 00:20:54,587 | 00:20:56,130 | but I made him pay me with dark web | but I made him pay me with dark web |
566 | 00:20:56,213 | 00:20:58,382 | black market vegan children's pasta. | black market vegan children's pasta. |
567 | 00:20:58,424 | 00:21:00,843 | Apparently, this was flown in from Thailand, | Apparently, this was flown in from Thailand, |
568 | 00:21:00,926 | 00:21:04,305 | and it came with 5 pounds of heroin and a human kidney. | and it came with 5 pounds of heroin and a human kidney. |
569 | 00:21:04,388 | 00:21:05,973 | ‐ What made you do this? | ‐ What made you do this? |
570 | 00:21:06,056 | 00:21:09,560 | ‐ You're my friend. I care about you. | ‐ You're my friend. I care about you. |
571 | 00:21:09,602 | 00:21:11,145 | ‐ You still cannot move in with us. | ‐ You still cannot move in with us. |
572 | 00:21:11,228 | 00:21:13,939 | ‐ Why not? You're being selfish. | ‐ Why not? You're being selfish. |
573 | 00:21:13,981 | 00:21:15,775 | You wanna teach your kids selfishness? | You wanna teach your kids selfishness? |
574 | 00:21:15,816 | 00:21:17,568 | ‐ I love you, Ben. | ‐ I love you, Ben. |
575 | 00:21:17,610 | 00:21:19,236 | ‐ I love you, too. | ‐ I love you, too. |
576 | 00:21:19,278 | 00:21:20,654 | You can keep the bribe. | You can keep the bribe. |
577 | 00:21:20,738 | 00:21:23,407 | ‐ Oh, I intend to. | ‐ Oh, I intend to. |
578 | 00:21:23,449 | 00:21:25,701 | Yes! | Yes! |
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