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1 | 00:00:02,377 | 00:00:04,671 | [discordant piano notes] | [discordant piano notes] |
2 | 00:00:06,256 | 00:00:08,985 | ‐ Coronavirus crisis explodes across the nation. | ‐ Coronavirus crisis explodes across the nation. |
3 | 00:00:09,009 | 00:00:11,654 | ‐ Stay home and save lives. | ‐ Stay home and save lives. |
4 | 00:00:11,678 | 00:00:13,448 | ‐ In Los Angeles, officials managing | ‐ In Los Angeles, officials managing |
5 | 00:00:13,472 | 00:00:16,826 | the emergency response say the power to beat COVID‐19 | the emergency response say the power to beat COVID‐19 |
6 | 00:00:16,850 | 00:00:18,661 | lies with every American. | lies with every American. |
7 | 00:00:18,685 | 00:00:20,246 | ‐ President Trump wants to reopen the country | ‐ President Trump wants to reopen the country |
8 | 00:00:20,270 | 00:00:21,623 | by Easter Sunday. | by Easter Sunday. |
9 | 00:00:21,647 | 00:00:23,148 | [piano intensifies] | [piano intensifies] |
10 | 00:00:24,024 | 00:00:27,462 | [The Band's "The Weight"] | [The Band's "The Weight"] |
11 | 00:00:27,486 | 00:00:34,344 | ♪ ♪ | ♪ ♪ |
12 | 00:00:34,368 | 00:00:36,846 | ‐ ♪ I pulled into Nazareth ♪ | ‐ ♪ I pulled into Nazareth ♪ |
13 | 00:00:36,870 | 00:00:39,724 | ♪ Was feeling 'bout half past dead ♪ | ♪ Was feeling 'bout half past dead ♪ |
14 | 00:00:39,748 | 00:00:41,142 | ♪ ♪ | ♪ ♪ |
15 | 00:00:41,166 | 00:00:43,353 | ♪ I just need some place ♪ | ♪ I just need some place ♪ |
16 | 00:00:43,377 | 00:00:46,856 | ♪ Where I can lay my head ♪ | ♪ Where I can lay my head ♪ |
17 | 00:00:46,880 | 00:00:48,024 | ‐ Hello? | ‐ Hello? |
18 | 00:00:48,048 | 00:00:49,275 | Annie? ‐ Ben! | Annie? ‐ Ben! |
19 | 00:00:49,299 | 00:00:51,527 | Hi! Wait, it's not 8:30 yet. | Hi! Wait, it's not 8:30 yet. |
20 | 00:00:51,551 | 00:00:53,029 | ‐ You said 8:15. | ‐ You said 8:15. |
21 | 00:00:53,053 | 00:00:55,782 | ‐ No, I 100% said 8:30. | ‐ No, I 100% said 8:30. |
22 | 00:00:55,806 | 00:00:56,866 | ‐ You did? [laughs] | ‐ You did? [laughs] |
23 | 00:00:56,890 | 00:00:57,867 | That's it. | That's it. |
24 | 00:00:57,891 | 00:00:59,452 | My mind is broken. | My mind is broken. |
25 | 00:00:59,476 | 00:01:01,371 | ‐ No, it's okay, your mind's not broken. | ‐ No, it's okay, your mind's not broken. |
26 | 00:01:01,395 | 00:01:02,872 | ‐ I put my running shoes on this morning | ‐ I put my running shoes on this morning |
27 | 00:01:02,896 | 00:01:04,332 | before I hopped in the shower. | before I hopped in the shower. |
28 | 00:01:04,356 | 00:01:06,167 | ‐ Oh, yeah, maybe your mind is a little broken. | ‐ Oh, yeah, maybe your mind is a little broken. |
29 | 00:01:06,191 | 00:01:07,377 | ‐ It's broken. | ‐ It's broken. |
30 | 00:01:07,401 | 00:01:08,711 | All these stores are closed. | All these stores are closed. |
31 | 00:01:08,735 | 00:01:10,213 | I can't even go get it fixed. | I can't even go get it fixed. |
32 | 00:01:10,237 | 00:01:12,048 | ‐ Well, since I have you here, | ‐ Well, since I have you here, |
33 | 00:01:12,072 | 00:01:13,049 | I wanted to run something... ‐ Wait. | I wanted to run something... ‐ Wait. |
34 | 00:01:13,073 | 00:01:15,552 | ‐ By you. ‐ Then why are you here? | ‐ By you. ‐ Then why are you here? |
35 | 00:01:15,576 | 00:01:18,471 | ‐ Honestly, I keep this on for company sometimes. | ‐ Honestly, I keep this on for company sometimes. |
36 | 00:01:18,495 | 00:01:21,224 | ‐ You keep a live video chat on for c‐‐why? | ‐ You keep a live video chat on for c‐‐why? |
37 | 00:01:21,248 | 00:01:22,600 | In case the FBI gets bored? | In case the FBI gets bored? |
38 | 00:01:22,624 | 00:01:23,768 | ‐ It's like an aquarium! | ‐ It's like an aquarium! |
39 | 00:01:23,792 | 00:01:24,894 | ‐ In what sense? | ‐ In what sense? |
40 | 00:01:24,918 | 00:01:27,522 | ‐ In that it's rectangular, | ‐ In that it's rectangular, |
41 | 00:01:27,546 | 00:01:30,567 | you know, and maybe one of you will swim by, bloop bloop. | you know, and maybe one of you will swim by, bloop bloop. |
42 | 00:01:30,591 | 00:01:32,652 | ‐ That's the saddest thing I've ever heard in my life. | ‐ That's the saddest thing I've ever heard in my life. |
43 | 00:01:32,676 | 00:01:33,861 | ‐ Ben, it's 2020. | ‐ Ben, it's 2020. |
44 | 00:01:33,885 | 00:01:35,196 | What, are you trying to jinx us? | What, are you trying to jinx us? |
45 | 00:01:35,220 | 00:01:37,407 | ‐ Last night, I fell asleep playing solitaire. | ‐ Last night, I fell asleep playing solitaire. |
46 | 00:01:37,431 | 00:01:39,909 | ‐ Last night, I put on Lana Del Rey | ‐ Last night, I put on Lana Del Rey |
47 | 00:01:39,933 | 00:01:41,911 | and slow‐danced with myself. | and slow‐danced with myself. |
48 | 00:01:41,935 | 00:01:44,247 | ‐ Sometimes I prop up my jiu‐jitsu grappling dummy, | ‐ Sometimes I prop up my jiu‐jitsu grappling dummy, |
49 | 00:01:44,271 | 00:01:45,581 | put him in a chair, | put him in a chair, |
50 | 00:01:45,605 | 00:01:46,916 | and have lunch with him. | and have lunch with him. |
51 | 00:01:46,940 | 00:01:48,251 | ‐ Sometimes, I stuff pillows | ‐ Sometimes, I stuff pillows |
52 | 00:01:48,275 | 00:01:50,075 | in one of my jumpsuits and take a nap with it. | in one of my jumpsuits and take a nap with it. |
53 | 00:01:51,278 | 00:01:52,755 | ‐ Wait, these are fake, right? | ‐ Wait, these are fake, right? |
54 | 00:01:52,779 | 00:01:54,924 | These are fake or real? ‐ No, all of mine are real. | These are fake or real? ‐ No, all of mine are real. |
55 | 00:01:54,948 | 00:01:56,426 | 'Cause I'm real. | 'Cause I'm real. |
56 | 00:01:56,450 | 00:01:58,886 | ‐ ♪ Take a load off, Fanny ♪ | ‐ ♪ Take a load off, Fanny ♪ |
57 | 00:01:58,910 | 00:02:00,722 | ‐ How's Jazmin? | ‐ How's Jazmin? |
58 | 00:02:00,746 | 00:02:02,223 | ‐ Probably gonna say "bad." | ‐ Probably gonna say "bad." |
59 | 00:02:02,247 | 00:02:04,624 | ‐ Yeah, I was gonna say, "Not good." | ‐ Yeah, I was gonna say, "Not good." |
60 | 00:02:05,250 | 00:02:06,936 | ‐ Are you drinking butterscotch schnapps | ‐ Are you drinking butterscotch schnapps |
61 | 00:02:06,960 | 00:02:08,604 | straight out the bottle? | straight out the bottle? |
62 | 00:02:08,628 | 00:02:11,441 | ‐ Oh, this is butterscotch peach. | ‐ Oh, this is butterscotch peach. |
63 | 00:02:11,465 | 00:02:12,276 | ‐ How are you? | ‐ How are you? |
64 | 00:02:12,300 | 00:02:13,277 | ‐ Oh, I've been better. | ‐ Oh, I've been better. |
65 | 00:02:13,301 | 00:02:14,736 | Lot of me time, you know? | Lot of me time, you know? |
66 | 00:02:14,760 | 00:02:16,112 | ‐ Oh, I do. | ‐ Oh, I do. |
67 | 00:02:16,136 | 00:02:18,364 | ‐ I just wish I had a roommate or something. | ‐ I just wish I had a roommate or something. |
68 | 00:02:18,388 | 00:02:20,450 | ‐ About that, I‐‐ ‐ What are you listening to? | ‐ About that, I‐‐ ‐ What are you listening to? |
69 | 00:02:20,474 | 00:02:23,369 | ‐ Oh, The Band. ‐ Yeah, which one? | ‐ Oh, The Band. ‐ Yeah, which one? |
70 | 00:02:23,393 | 00:02:24,954 | ‐ No, that's the name of the band. | ‐ No, that's the name of the band. |
71 | 00:02:24,978 | 00:02:26,748 | ‐ Seems kind of lazy, but okay. | ‐ Seems kind of lazy, but okay. |
72 | 00:02:26,772 | 00:02:29,250 | ‐ I don't know, old music, old movies, old TV shows. | ‐ I don't know, old music, old movies, old TV shows. |
73 | 00:02:29,274 | 00:02:31,294 | It's kind of the only thing soothing the anxiety. | It's kind of the only thing soothing the anxiety. |
74 | 00:02:31,318 | 00:02:33,463 | Also, I'm rewatching "Cheers" from the beginning. | Also, I'm rewatching "Cheers" from the beginning. |
75 | 00:02:33,487 | 00:02:35,965 | ‐ "Cheers"! That's what your background is! | ‐ "Cheers"! That's what your background is! |
76 | 00:02:35,989 | 00:02:37,759 | ‐ Sam Malone, represent! | ‐ Sam Malone, represent! |
77 | 00:02:37,783 | 00:02:39,969 | ‐ Sam Malone did not wear an apron! | ‐ Sam Malone did not wear an apron! |
78 | 00:02:39,993 | 00:02:41,220 | ‐ [as Sam Malone] Carla. | ‐ [as Sam Malone] Carla. |
79 | 00:02:41,244 | 00:02:44,182 | Get Norm here a beer before he drives home! | Get Norm here a beer before he drives home! |
80 | 00:02:44,206 | 00:02:45,350 | ‐ I'ma call mayday | ‐ I'ma call mayday |
81 | 00:02:45,374 | 00:02:46,934 | on that Mayday Malone impression. | on that Mayday Malone impression. |
82 | 00:02:46,958 | 00:02:48,311 | ‐ I almost didn't do it. | ‐ I almost didn't do it. |
83 | 00:02:48,335 | 00:02:50,313 | But you have to live life on the edge. | But you have to live life on the edge. |
84 | 00:02:50,337 | 00:02:51,648 | Plus, I'm more of a Carla, anyway. | Plus, I'm more of a Carla, anyway. |
85 | 00:02:51,672 | 00:02:53,941 | ‐ Oh, come on, you're definitely Diane. | ‐ Oh, come on, you're definitely Diane. |
86 | 00:02:53,965 | 00:02:55,818 | ‐ You think so? ‐ Hell yeah. | ‐ You think so? ‐ Hell yeah. |
87 | 00:02:55,842 | 00:02:57,320 | I always thought Sam should've moved in | I always thought Sam should've moved in |
88 | 00:02:57,344 | 00:03:00,156 | a little faster on her. ‐ I agree! | a little faster on her. ‐ I agree! |
89 | 00:03:00,180 | 00:03:02,325 | Anyway, how you holding up with the whole... | Anyway, how you holding up with the whole... |
90 | 00:03:02,349 | 00:03:03,660 | ‐ The whole "Paz dumping me | ‐ The whole "Paz dumping me |
91 | 00:03:03,684 | 00:03:05,495 | before a global pandemic" thing? | before a global pandemic" thing? |
92 | 00:03:05,519 | 00:03:06,372 | ‐ Yeah. | ‐ Yeah. |
93 | 00:03:06,396 | 00:03:08,456 | ‐ Yeah, not great, if I'm being honest. | ‐ Yeah, not great, if I'm being honest. |
94 | 00:03:08,480 | 00:03:10,833 | Kind of a weird time to be super extra alone. | Kind of a weird time to be super extra alone. |
95 | 00:03:10,857 | 00:03:13,169 | ‐ Yeah, I feel you. | ‐ Yeah, I feel you. |
96 | 00:03:13,193 | 00:03:14,671 | ‐ You know what I was thinking about today? | ‐ You know what I was thinking about today? |
97 | 00:03:14,695 | 00:03:18,007 | ‐ Global human extinction, buying me an aquarium... | ‐ Global human extinction, buying me an aquarium... |
98 | 00:03:18,031 | 00:03:19,008 | ‐ Chicago. | ‐ Chicago. |
99 | 00:03:19,032 | 00:03:21,678 | ‐ Aw, Chicago. ‐ Remember? | ‐ Aw, Chicago. ‐ Remember? |
100 | 00:03:21,702 | 00:03:23,346 | ‐ Of course, I remember! | ‐ Of course, I remember! |
101 | 00:03:23,370 | 00:03:25,556 | That was such a good time! ‐ That was such a weird day. | That was such a good time! ‐ That was such a weird day. |
102 | 00:03:25,580 | 00:03:28,393 | ‐ Uh... why was it a weird day? ‐ I‐‐I don't know! | ‐ Uh... why was it a weird day? ‐ I‐‐I don't know! |
103 | 00:03:28,417 | 00:03:30,019 | I was there visiting my dumb friend | I was there visiting my dumb friend |
104 | 00:03:30,043 | 00:03:31,270 | who flaked on me. | who flaked on me. |
105 | 00:03:31,294 | 00:03:32,855 | You were on that crazy ten‐hour layover | You were on that crazy ten‐hour layover |
106 | 00:03:32,879 | 00:03:34,023 | on the way to see your dad... | on the way to see your dad... |
107 | 00:03:34,047 | 00:03:35,775 | ‐ What's crazy about saving $1,000? | ‐ What's crazy about saving $1,000? |
108 | 00:03:35,799 | 00:03:37,443 | ‐ Nothing! I'm just saying it's weird | ‐ Nothing! I'm just saying it's weird |
109 | 00:03:37,467 | 00:03:39,278 | we both ended up there separately | we both ended up there separately |
110 | 00:03:39,302 | 00:03:40,613 | with a whole day to kill, | with a whole day to kill, |
111 | 00:03:40,637 | 00:03:42,490 | walking around a city neither of us are from. | walking around a city neither of us are from. |
112 | 00:03:42,514 | 00:03:45,034 | ‐ The pretzel vendor who thought we were newlyweds. | ‐ The pretzel vendor who thought we were newlyweds. |
113 | 00:03:45,058 | 00:03:46,994 | ‐ The guy that scammed us for 20 bucks, | ‐ The guy that scammed us for 20 bucks, |
114 | 00:03:47,018 | 00:03:48,329 | said his wife was "in the hospital" | said his wife was "in the hospital" |
115 | 00:03:48,353 | 00:03:49,372 | and he "needed to get there." | and he "needed to get there." |
116 | 00:03:49,396 | 00:03:51,040 | ‐ We don't know that he scammed us. | ‐ We don't know that he scammed us. |
117 | 00:03:51,064 | 00:03:52,375 | What if it was real? | What if it was real? |
118 | 00:03:52,399 | 00:03:54,043 | ‐ Right. I mean, it totally wasn't. | ‐ Right. I mean, it totally wasn't. |
119 | 00:03:54,067 | 00:03:55,878 | ‐ But what if it was? What's worse? | ‐ But what if it was? What's worse? |
120 | 00:03:55,902 | 00:03:57,380 | ‐ Right. It was a good scam. | ‐ Right. It was a good scam. |
121 | 00:03:57,404 | 00:03:59,823 | ‐ It's probably karma for the free pretzel. | ‐ It's probably karma for the free pretzel. |
122 | 00:04:00,991 | 00:04:02,718 | What made you think about that? | What made you think about that? |
123 | 00:04:02,742 | 00:04:05,495 | ‐ I don't know. Just popped in my head. | ‐ I don't know. Just popped in my head. |
124 | 00:04:07,122 | 00:04:09,016 | ‐ Well, speaking... | ‐ Well, speaking... |
125 | 00:04:09,040 | 00:04:11,394 | of things popping into heads, | of things popping into heads, |
126 | 00:04:11,418 | 00:04:13,688 | I kind of have a crazy‐‐ Pradeep! | I kind of have a crazy‐‐ Pradeep! |
127 | 00:04:13,712 | 00:04:15,565 | ‐ Shh! Shh! Shh! | ‐ Shh! Shh! Shh! |
128 | 00:04:15,589 | 00:04:17,400 | Shut up! They'll hear you! | Shut up! They'll hear you! |
129 | 00:04:17,424 | 00:04:18,818 | ‐ Is someone in your house? | ‐ Is someone in your house? |
130 | 00:04:18,842 | 00:04:20,069 | ‐ [screams] | ‐ [screams] |
131 | 00:04:20,093 | 00:04:20,904 | kids: We found you, we found you! | kids: We found you, we found you! |
132 | 00:04:20,928 | 00:04:23,030 | You're stupid, Daddy P! ‐ [laughs] | You're stupid, Daddy P! ‐ [laughs] |
133 | 00:04:23,054 | 00:04:24,073 | Okay! I'm stupid. | Okay! I'm stupid. |
134 | 00:04:24,097 | 00:04:25,908 | Ya found me! | Ya found me! |
135 | 00:04:25,932 | 00:04:27,702 | Now go find Daddy R now, okay? | Now go find Daddy R now, okay? |
136 | 00:04:27,726 | 00:04:28,786 | [laughs] I'm gonna hide again. | [laughs] I'm gonna hide again. |
137 | 00:04:28,810 | 00:04:31,998 | Now, remember, I never hide in the same place twice. | Now, remember, I never hide in the same place twice. |
138 | 00:04:32,022 | 00:04:33,416 | So don't come here! | So don't come here! |
139 | 00:04:33,440 | 00:04:35,001 | [laughs] Go get Daddy R! | [laughs] Go get Daddy R! |
140 | 00:04:35,025 | 00:04:36,419 | Go get him! | Go get him! |
141 | 00:04:36,443 | 00:04:38,755 | ‐ Where's Daddy R hiding? ‐ In the trunk of the car. | ‐ Where's Daddy R hiding? ‐ In the trunk of the car. |
142 | 00:04:38,779 | 00:04:40,840 | He's got a book, that son of a bitch. | He's got a book, that son of a bitch. |
143 | 00:04:40,864 | 00:04:42,425 | ‐ How are you doing, Pradeep? | ‐ How are you doing, Pradeep? |
144 | 00:04:42,449 | 00:04:43,760 | ‐ Well, I've been better. | ‐ Well, I've been better. |
145 | 00:04:43,784 | 00:04:45,094 | [laughing] I think I hate my kids! | [laughing] I think I hate my kids! |
146 | 00:04:45,118 | 00:04:46,929 | ‐ Nah, you love your kids. | ‐ Nah, you love your kids. |
147 | 00:04:46,953 | 00:04:47,765 | You've got great kids! | You've got great kids! |
148 | 00:04:47,789 | 00:04:49,599 | ‐ Oh, I used to think that, too, | ‐ Oh, I used to think that, too, |
149 | 00:04:49,623 | 00:04:51,309 | because until recently, | because until recently, |
150 | 00:04:51,333 | 00:04:53,102 | I didn't spend all my time with them! | I didn't spend all my time with them! |
151 | 00:04:53,126 | 00:04:55,772 | Richie's the home parent, and Richie knows what's what. | Richie's the home parent, and Richie knows what's what. |
152 | 00:04:55,796 | 00:04:56,607 | He's been worried about our kids | He's been worried about our kids |
153 | 00:04:56,631 | 00:04:58,608 | being jerks for a while, and I'd be like, | being jerks for a while, and I'd be like, |
154 | 00:04:58,632 | 00:05:01,068 | "No, they're not," 'cause honestly? | "No, they're not," 'cause honestly? |
155 | 00:05:01,092 | 00:05:03,279 | Most of the time when I'm home, they're asleep. | Most of the time when I'm home, they're asleep. |
156 | 00:05:03,303 | 00:05:06,115 | But now I've got the full picture. | But now I've got the full picture. |
157 | 00:05:06,139 | 00:05:08,618 | And I don't like who they are. | And I don't like who they are. |
158 | 00:05:08,642 | 00:05:10,453 | [whispering] They're not nice people. | [whispering] They're not nice people. |
159 | 00:05:10,477 | 00:05:12,121 | ‐ You love them! You're just sick of them. | ‐ You love them! You're just sick of them. |
160 | 00:05:12,145 | 00:05:13,748 | It's a cabin fever thing. | It's a cabin fever thing. |
161 | 00:05:13,772 | 00:05:14,874 | ‐ Sure. | ‐ Sure. |
162 | 00:05:14,898 | 00:05:16,125 | Ellis! | Ellis! |
163 | 00:05:16,149 | 00:05:17,418 | ‐ Hello. ‐ Ellis! | ‐ Hello. ‐ Ellis! |
164 | 00:05:17,442 | 00:05:18,461 | ‐ You okay over there? | ‐ You okay over there? |
165 | 00:05:18,485 | 00:05:19,879 | ‐ I've been better. | ‐ I've been better. |
166 | 00:05:19,903 | 00:05:21,964 | Is Jazmin really gonna join? I'm worried about her. | Is Jazmin really gonna join? I'm worried about her. |
167 | 00:05:21,988 | 00:05:23,800 | ‐ I know. We all are. | ‐ I know. We all are. |
168 | 00:05:23,824 | 00:05:26,135 | She's been M. I. A. Since this whole thing started, | She's been M. I. A. Since this whole thing started, |
169 | 00:05:26,159 | 00:05:27,720 | so when she replied to the group chat tonight | so when she replied to the group chat tonight |
170 | 00:05:27,744 | 00:05:28,888 | that she was actually gonna join, | that she was actually gonna join, |
171 | 00:05:28,912 | 00:05:32,183 | I was kind of, like, relieved but also nervous, you know? | I was kind of, like, relieved but also nervous, you know? |
172 | 00:05:32,207 | 00:05:33,643 | ‐ I'm worried about you, Ellis. | ‐ I'm worried about you, Ellis. |
173 | 00:05:33,667 | 00:05:35,311 | You seem a little off. | You seem a little off. |
174 | 00:05:35,335 | 00:05:36,979 | You wanna talk? ‐ I don't know. | You wanna talk? ‐ I don't know. |
175 | 00:05:37,003 | 00:05:38,815 | It's stupid. | It's stupid. |
176 | 00:05:38,839 | 00:05:39,982 | [groans] | [groans] |
177 | 00:05:40,006 | 00:05:42,568 | I know there are real problems in the world. | I know there are real problems in the world. |
178 | 00:05:42,592 | 00:05:44,654 | ‐ Hey, no, the world is on fire right now. | ‐ Hey, no, the world is on fire right now. |
179 | 00:05:44,678 | 00:05:46,656 | Every problem is a valid problem. | Every problem is a valid problem. |
180 | 00:05:46,680 | 00:05:47,806 | ‐ It just, um... | ‐ It just, um... |
181 | 00:05:49,140 | 00:05:51,268 | You know, it slammed into me today. | You know, it slammed into me today. |
182 | 00:05:52,936 | 00:05:55,498 | The NBA is not coming back this year! | The NBA is not coming back this year! |
183 | 00:05:55,522 | 00:05:56,749 | ‐ Oh, my God‐‐ ‐ Oh. | ‐ Oh, my God‐‐ ‐ Oh. |
184 | 00:05:56,773 | 00:05:58,793 | ‐ I said I know there are bigger problems! | ‐ I said I know there are bigger problems! |
185 | 00:05:58,817 | 00:06:01,504 | ‐ Every problem‐‐ every problem is bigger! | ‐ Every problem‐‐ every problem is bigger! |
186 | 00:06:01,528 | 00:06:03,965 | ‐ You are not a Clippers fan, Ben. | ‐ You are not a Clippers fan, Ben. |
187 | 00:06:03,989 | 00:06:05,341 | You don't understand. | You don't understand. |
188 | 00:06:05,365 | 00:06:06,342 | ‐ You're right, I don't understand! | ‐ You're right, I don't understand! |
189 | 00:06:06,366 | 00:06:09,136 | ‐ They have been my team for 15 years, all right? | ‐ They have been my team for 15 years, all right? |
190 | 00:06:09,160 | 00:06:10,471 | Ever since I moved here. | Ever since I moved here. |
191 | 00:06:10,495 | 00:06:13,224 | 15 years of brutal, relentless, | 15 years of brutal, relentless, |
192 | 00:06:13,248 | 00:06:14,725 | humiliating disappointment. | humiliating disappointment. |
193 | 00:06:14,749 | 00:06:16,352 | ‐ Weren't the Lakers ahead of the Clippers? | ‐ Weren't the Lakers ahead of the Clippers? |
194 | 00:06:16,376 | 00:06:17,687 | ‐ Oh, it was still the regular season. | ‐ Oh, it was still the regular season. |
195 | 00:06:17,711 | 00:06:19,689 | You think Kawhi is gonna go full‐out before the playoffs? | You think Kawhi is gonna go full‐out before the playoffs? |
196 | 00:06:19,713 | 00:06:21,190 | That is not his way, Annie! | That is not his way, Annie! |
197 | 00:06:21,214 | 00:06:22,191 | That is not his way! | That is not his way! |
198 | 00:06:22,215 | 00:06:23,693 | ‐ Come on, it's just one year, | ‐ Come on, it's just one year, |
199 | 00:06:23,717 | 00:06:25,528 | and then they'll be back to their balls. | and then they'll be back to their balls. |
200 | 00:06:25,552 | 00:06:26,946 | ‐ And it's not just the Clippers. | ‐ And it's not just the Clippers. |
201 | 00:06:26,970 | 00:06:29,657 | All right, I need sports in my life. | All right, I need sports in my life. |
202 | 00:06:29,681 | 00:06:31,868 | I think my brain is always thinking about sports | I think my brain is always thinking about sports |
203 | 00:06:31,892 | 00:06:33,202 | in the background in a way that's actually | in the background in a way that's actually |
204 | 00:06:33,226 | 00:06:34,495 | very therapeutic for me, | very therapeutic for me, |
205 | 00:06:34,519 | 00:06:36,205 | and now that I don't have any of them, | and now that I don't have any of them, |
206 | 00:06:36,229 | 00:06:38,374 | all that extra brain space has just diverted back | all that extra brain space has just diverted back |
207 | 00:06:38,398 | 00:06:40,001 | into anxiety and neurosis. | into anxiety and neurosis. |
208 | 00:06:40,025 | 00:06:42,044 | ‐ What about those marble races on YouTube? | ‐ What about those marble races on YouTube? |
209 | 00:06:42,068 | 00:06:43,045 | ‐ Rigged. | ‐ Rigged. |
210 | 00:06:43,069 | 00:06:44,213 | Blue Swirly wins way too often. | Blue Swirly wins way too often. |
211 | 00:06:44,237 | 00:06:45,548 | I can't invest. | I can't invest. |
212 | 00:06:45,572 | 00:06:48,134 | ‐ Guys, I miss our Sunday dinners. | ‐ Guys, I miss our Sunday dinners. |
213 | 00:06:48,158 | 00:06:49,218 | I just need to feel like an adult | I just need to feel like an adult |
214 | 00:06:49,242 | 00:06:50,386 | for, like, five seconds, please? | for, like, five seconds, please? |
215 | 00:06:50,410 | 00:06:51,721 | ‐ You wanna feel like an adult? | ‐ You wanna feel like an adult? |
216 | 00:06:51,745 | 00:06:53,264 | How about paying me that 20 bucks you owe me? | How about paying me that 20 bucks you owe me? |
217 | 00:06:53,288 | 00:06:55,016 | ‐ Will you relax with the 20 bucks, Ellis? | ‐ Will you relax with the 20 bucks, Ellis? |
218 | 00:06:55,040 | 00:06:56,684 | I will get you the 20 bucks! | I will get you the 20 bucks! |
219 | 00:06:56,708 | 00:06:58,394 | It‐‐it's just that Richie handles the Venmo, | It‐‐it's just that Richie handles the Venmo, |
220 | 00:06:58,418 | 00:06:59,645 | and I haven't asked him yet. | and I haven't asked him yet. |
221 | 00:06:59,669 | 00:07:00,730 | ‐ I think you're still too scared | ‐ I think you're still too scared |
222 | 00:07:00,754 | 00:07:02,398 | to tell him you lost at poker. ‐ No! | to tell him you lost at poker. ‐ No! |
223 | 00:07:02,422 | 00:07:03,858 | I don't even like poker! | I don't even like poker! |
224 | 00:07:03,882 | 00:07:05,651 | I just do it for the socializing. | I just do it for the socializing. |
225 | 00:07:05,675 | 00:07:08,529 | ‐ The game is virtual, but your debts are not. | ‐ The game is virtual, but your debts are not. |
226 | 00:07:08,553 | 00:07:10,573 | All: Garret! ‐ Hi, everybody. | All: Garret! ‐ Hi, everybody. |
227 | 00:07:10,597 | 00:07:11,907 | Did we miss Jazmin? | Did we miss Jazmin? |
228 | 00:07:11,931 | 00:07:14,243 | I have been having some crazy stress dreams | I have been having some crazy stress dreams |
229 | 00:07:14,267 | 00:07:15,411 | about her and Greg. | about her and Greg. |
230 | 00:07:15,435 | 00:07:17,413 | He told me that she moved to another part of the house. | He told me that she moved to another part of the house. |
231 | 00:07:17,437 | 00:07:18,831 | That's insane. ‐ She hasn't joined yet. | That's insane. ‐ She hasn't joined yet. |
232 | 00:07:18,855 | 00:07:20,082 | You're good. ‐ Okay. Great. | You're good. ‐ Okay. Great. |
233 | 00:07:20,106 | 00:07:21,834 | Uh, I gotta go. Michelle is getting out | Uh, I gotta go. Michelle is getting out |
234 | 00:07:21,858 | 00:07:23,753 | of her sound bath, and I have to shock the noodles | of her sound bath, and I have to shock the noodles |
235 | 00:07:23,777 | 00:07:25,755 | in cold water, or the whole dinner is ruined. | in cold water, or the whole dinner is ruined. |
236 | 00:07:25,779 | 00:07:26,881 | I'll be back in a bit, okay? ‐ What does that mean? | I'll be back in a bit, okay? ‐ What does that mean? |
237 | 00:07:26,905 | 00:07:28,424 | What are you making? Can I have some? | What are you making? Can I have some? |
238 | 00:07:28,448 | 00:07:30,217 | [phone ringing] | [phone ringing] |
239 | 00:07:30,241 | 00:07:33,012 | ‐ Oh... hold up. Uh... | ‐ Oh... hold up. Uh... |
240 | 00:07:33,036 | 00:07:36,140 | actually, I'm gonna take this. I'll be right back. | actually, I'm gonna take this. I'll be right back. |
241 | 00:07:36,164 | 00:07:38,225 | ‐ Ben, Ben, Ben! Be‐‐ | ‐ Ben, Ben, Ben! Be‐‐ |
242 | 00:07:38,249 | 00:07:39,268 | Annie, did you ask him? | Annie, did you ask him? |
243 | 00:07:39,292 | 00:07:40,853 | ‐ Not yet. ‐ Wait, ask him what? | ‐ Not yet. ‐ Wait, ask him what? |
244 | 00:07:40,877 | 00:07:42,605 | ‐ Annie gave Ben an earlier start time | ‐ Annie gave Ben an earlier start time |
245 | 00:07:42,629 | 00:07:44,607 | so she could ask him to move in with her. | so she could ask him to move in with her. |
246 | 00:07:44,631 | 00:07:45,775 | ‐ What? Annie! | ‐ What? Annie! |
247 | 00:07:45,799 | 00:07:47,276 | We're supposed to be social distancing! | We're supposed to be social distancing! |
248 | 00:07:47,300 | 00:07:48,778 | What are you, our parents? ‐ Oh! | What are you, our parents? ‐ Oh! |
249 | 00:07:48,802 | 00:07:50,446 | [laughing] I think it's fine. | [laughing] I think it's fine. |
250 | 00:07:50,470 | 00:07:51,947 | Kids: Found you again! ‐ Ah! I'm not here! | Kids: Found you again! ‐ Ah! I'm not here! |
251 | 00:07:51,971 | 00:07:54,617 | Go look for spiders in the attic! | Go look for spiders in the attic! |
252 | 00:07:54,641 | 00:07:56,535 | Ben is incapable of being alone. | Ben is incapable of being alone. |
253 | 00:07:56,559 | 00:07:57,953 | If we wait too long, he's gonna end up marrying | If we wait too long, he's gonna end up marrying |
254 | 00:07:57,977 | 00:07:58,914 | a Postmates driver. | a Postmates driver. |
255 | 00:07:58,938 | 00:08:00,539 | ‐ Yeah, but asking him to move in with you | ‐ Yeah, but asking him to move in with you |
256 | 00:08:00,563 | 00:08:02,291 | is your opening move? | is your opening move? |
257 | 00:08:02,315 | 00:08:04,627 | ‐ It's not some stranger, Ellis, it's Ben! | ‐ It's not some stranger, Ellis, it's Ben! |
258 | 00:08:04,651 | 00:08:06,087 | We've been friends for four years, | We've been friends for four years, |
259 | 00:08:06,111 | 00:08:08,297 | and we‐‐and we've always had this thing. | and we‐‐and we've always had this thing. |
260 | 00:08:08,321 | 00:08:11,801 | We just... we've never been single at the same time, so... | We just... we've never been single at the same time, so... |
261 | 00:08:11,825 | 00:08:15,554 | what if we just move in, and then we see what happens? | what if we just move in, and then we see what happens? |
262 | 00:08:15,578 | 00:08:17,181 | ‐ I support you? | ‐ I support you? |
263 | 00:08:17,205 | 00:08:19,684 | I guess, is what I'm doing? ‐ Thank you. | I guess, is what I'm doing? ‐ Thank you. |
264 | 00:08:19,708 | 00:08:20,810 | ‐ It just seems like a very intense way | ‐ It just seems like a very intense way |
265 | 00:08:20,834 | 00:08:22,269 | to start a relationship. ‐ So? | to start a relationship. ‐ So? |
266 | 00:08:22,293 | 00:08:23,646 | It's intense! | It's intense! |
267 | 00:08:23,670 | 00:08:24,647 | [laughing] I love it. | [laughing] I love it. |
268 | 00:08:24,671 | 00:08:25,648 | I think it's great. | I think it's great. |
269 | 00:08:25,672 | 00:08:27,149 | ‐ He was with Paz for way too long. | ‐ He was with Paz for way too long. |
270 | 00:08:27,173 | 00:08:28,567 | ‐ Way too long. ‐ You know, that bitch | ‐ Way too long. ‐ You know, that bitch |
271 | 00:08:28,591 | 00:08:29,985 | never asked me a single question about myself? | never asked me a single question about myself? |
272 | 00:08:30,009 | 00:08:32,488 | Two years together and not a single question? | Two years together and not a single question? |
273 | 00:08:32,512 | 00:08:34,323 | All right, she is selfish. She's boring! | All right, she is selfish. She's boring! |
274 | 00:08:34,347 | 00:08:35,658 | I never got the allure. | I never got the allure. |
275 | 00:08:35,682 | 00:08:36,992 | ‐ She is qualitatively hot. | ‐ She is qualitatively hot. |
276 | 00:08:37,016 | 00:08:38,327 | ‐ Ugh. ‐ No! | ‐ Ugh. ‐ No! |
277 | 00:08:38,351 | 00:08:39,495 | ‐ No, that's not what we're doing. | ‐ No, that's not what we're doing. |
278 | 00:08:39,519 | 00:08:42,331 | ‐ One, no she's not. Two, it wears off. | ‐ One, no she's not. Two, it wears off. |
279 | 00:08:42,355 | 00:08:44,500 | ‐ Nuh‐uh‐uh‐uh‐uh. She is vapid hot. | ‐ Nuh‐uh‐uh‐uh‐uh. She is vapid hot. |
280 | 00:08:44,524 | 00:08:45,751 | That doesn't fade. | That doesn't fade. |
281 | 00:08:45,775 | 00:08:46,836 | ‐ So what happened, Annie? You chicken out? | ‐ So what happened, Annie? You chicken out? |
282 | 00:08:46,860 | 00:08:49,755 | ‐ No, we just got caught up talking about schnapps | ‐ No, we just got caught up talking about schnapps |
283 | 00:08:49,779 | 00:08:52,800 | and Jazmin and Chicago, and then Pradeep logged on. | and Jazmin and Chicago, and then Pradeep logged on. |
284 | 00:08:52,824 | 00:08:54,343 | ‐ I'm sorry! How long does it take to say, | ‐ I'm sorry! How long does it take to say, |
285 | 00:08:54,367 | 00:08:55,636 | "Ben, will you move in with me?" | "Ben, will you move in with me?" |
286 | 00:08:55,660 | 00:08:57,179 | There you go. ‐ Maybe it's a sign. | There you go. ‐ Maybe it's a sign. |
287 | 00:08:57,203 | 00:08:59,974 | Maybe it's fate that I just shouldn't do this. | Maybe it's fate that I just shouldn't do this. |
288 | 00:08:59,998 | 00:09:01,559 | ‐ No, no, no, no, no, no. You are doing this. | ‐ No, no, no, no, no, no. You are doing this. |
289 | 00:09:01,583 | 00:09:03,185 | Annie, this is the most interesting thing | Annie, this is the most interesting thing |
290 | 00:09:03,209 | 00:09:04,753 | in my life right now! | in my life right now! |
291 | 00:09:05,795 | 00:09:07,189 | Do you want us to log off | Do you want us to log off |
292 | 00:09:07,213 | 00:09:08,357 | so you can ask him? ‐ No! | so you can ask him? ‐ No! |
293 | 00:09:08,381 | 00:09:10,026 | No, no, no. That'll be weird. | No, no, no. That'll be weird. |
294 | 00:09:10,050 | 00:09:11,193 | No. I'll just do it at‐‐ | No. I'll just do it at‐‐ |
295 | 00:09:11,217 | 00:09:14,864 | ♪ The first Noel ♪ | ♪ The first Noel ♪ |
296 | 00:09:14,888 | 00:09:18,284 | ♪ The angels did scream ♪ | ♪ The angels did scream ♪ |
297 | 00:09:18,308 | 00:09:19,660 | Hey, Ben. | Hey, Ben. |
298 | 00:09:19,684 | 00:09:21,370 | I'm just singing "First Noel" to everyone. | I'm just singing "First Noel" to everyone. |
299 | 00:09:21,394 | 00:09:23,998 | ‐ I don't think that's how that goes, though. | ‐ I don't think that's how that goes, though. |
300 | 00:09:24,022 | 00:09:25,666 | ‐ That was Paz. | ‐ That was Paz. |
301 | 00:09:25,690 | 00:09:28,151 | She wants to move back in with me. | She wants to move back in with me. |
302 | 00:09:29,569 | 00:09:32,381 | Oh! I think you guys are frozen. | Oh! I think you guys are frozen. |
303 | 00:09:32,405 | 00:09:34,508 | Oh, never mind. You're back. | Oh, never mind. You're back. |
304 | 00:09:34,532 | 00:09:35,950 | [piano notes] | [piano notes] |
305 | 00:09:41,414 | 00:09:41,748 | [piano notes] | [piano notes] |
306 | 00:09:42,082 | 00:09:42,809 | ‐ Wait. | ‐ Wait. |
307 | 00:09:42,833 | 00:09:44,393 | Paz wants to move back in with you | Paz wants to move back in with you |
308 | 00:09:44,417 | 00:09:45,728 | in the middle of a pandemic. | in the middle of a pandemic. |
309 | 00:09:45,752 | 00:09:47,730 | ‐ I mean, it'd be nice to have someone around. | ‐ I mean, it'd be nice to have someone around. |
310 | 00:09:47,754 | 00:09:50,524 | ‐ Totally! Someone for sure. | ‐ Totally! Someone for sure. |
311 | 00:09:50,548 | 00:09:53,235 | Like maybe, um... | Like maybe, um... |
312 | 00:09:53,259 | 00:09:56,072 | and this is just, like, off the top of my head here... | and this is just, like, off the top of my head here... |
313 | 00:09:56,096 | 00:09:59,241 | ‐ So‐so‐so, like, have you guys been, uh, talking, or, uh... | ‐ So‐so‐so, like, have you guys been, uh, talking, or, uh... |
314 | 00:09:59,265 | 00:10:00,534 | ‐ I mean, a little. | ‐ I mean, a little. |
315 | 00:10:00,558 | 00:10:02,703 | I've been pretty lonely, and... you know. | I've been pretty lonely, and... you know. |
316 | 00:10:02,727 | 00:10:04,830 | She's had some time to think recently. | She's had some time to think recently. |
317 | 00:10:04,854 | 00:10:06,540 | ‐ Oh, has she? Has she had some time? | ‐ Oh, has she? Has she had some time? |
318 | 00:10:06,564 | 00:10:08,542 | ‐ Yeah, she thinks maybe... | ‐ Yeah, she thinks maybe... |
319 | 00:10:08,566 | 00:10:09,877 | breaking up was a mistake. | breaking up was a mistake. |
320 | 00:10:09,901 | 00:10:11,754 | ‐ That's what she said? She said "maybe"? | ‐ That's what she said? She said "maybe"? |
321 | 00:10:11,778 | 00:10:12,589 | ‐ Yeah. | ‐ Yeah. |
322 | 00:10:12,613 | 00:10:14,256 | She called and said that maybe | She called and said that maybe |
323 | 00:10:14,280 | 00:10:15,758 | she should move back in. | she should move back in. |
324 | 00:10:15,782 | 00:10:18,511 | Look, I know we weren't perfect together, but... | Look, I know we weren't perfect together, but... |
325 | 00:10:18,535 | 00:10:21,055 | going through all of this alone isn't exactly... | going through all of this alone isn't exactly... |
326 | 00:10:21,079 | 00:10:23,599 | I mean, I don't know. Maybe I can't wait on perfect. | I mean, I don't know. Maybe I can't wait on perfect. |
327 | 00:10:23,623 | 00:10:25,935 | What do you guys think? | What do you guys think? |
328 | 00:10:25,959 | 00:10:28,187 | ‐ I mean, what we think is kind of secondary‐‐ | ‐ I mean, what we think is kind of secondary‐‐ |
329 | 00:10:28,211 | 00:10:30,439 | [laughs] I don't know, Ben, this is your life. | [laughs] I don't know, Ben, this is your life. |
330 | 00:10:30,463 | 00:10:31,565 | What does your sense of dignity | What does your sense of dignity |
331 | 00:10:31,589 | 00:10:33,192 | and self‐respect tell you to do? | and self‐respect tell you to do? |
332 | 00:10:33,216 | 00:10:34,902 | ‐ Honestly, where the world is at right now, | ‐ Honestly, where the world is at right now, |
333 | 00:10:34,926 | 00:10:36,237 | I'm‐‐I'm kinda leaning towards‐‐ | I'm‐‐I'm kinda leaning towards‐‐ |
334 | 00:10:36,261 | 00:10:37,446 | ‐ Ah‐ah‐ah‐ah‐ah‐ah‐ah. | ‐ Ah‐ah‐ah‐ah‐ah‐ah‐ah. |
335 | 00:10:37,470 | 00:10:38,739 | I will say this. | I will say this. |
336 | 00:10:38,763 | 00:10:40,074 | I feel like a lot of people are making | I feel like a lot of people are making |
337 | 00:10:40,098 | 00:10:41,408 | poor decisions right now. | poor decisions right now. |
338 | 00:10:41,432 | 00:10:42,576 | ‐ 100%. | ‐ 100%. |
339 | 00:10:42,600 | 00:10:44,078 | I just ordered a PlayStation 4 | I just ordered a PlayStation 4 |
340 | 00:10:44,102 | 00:10:46,789 | so I can watch the computer play "NBA 2K20." | so I can watch the computer play "NBA 2K20." |
341 | 00:10:46,813 | 00:10:47,790 | ‐ [stammers] They're stressed out! | ‐ [stammers] They're stressed out! |
342 | 00:10:47,814 | 00:10:49,583 | They're anxious about the future, they're... | They're anxious about the future, they're... |
343 | 00:10:49,607 | 00:10:51,127 | ‐ Horny. ‐ Lonely. | ‐ Horny. ‐ Lonely. |
344 | 00:10:51,151 | 00:10:51,962 | ‐ [stammers] Lonely, yes. | ‐ [stammers] Lonely, yes. |
345 | 00:10:51,986 | 00:10:54,046 | It's like 11:00 p. m. On prom night. | It's like 11:00 p. m. On prom night. |
346 | 00:10:54,070 | 00:10:56,590 | Like, a lot of bad decisions about to be made. | Like, a lot of bad decisions about to be made. |
347 | 00:10:56,614 | 00:10:59,135 | ‐ Also, I don't like this whole "maybe" part. | ‐ Also, I don't like this whole "maybe" part. |
348 | 00:10:59,159 | 00:11:01,804 | Maybe breaking up was a mistake. Mm‐mm. | Maybe breaking up was a mistake. Mm‐mm. |
349 | 00:11:01,828 | 00:11:02,972 | ‐ Plus, she has those night terrors. | ‐ Plus, she has those night terrors. |
350 | 00:11:02,996 | 00:11:05,182 | Remember the time she punched you in the Adam's apple? | Remember the time she punched you in the Adam's apple? |
351 | 00:11:05,206 | 00:11:08,501 | ‐ So you all think this is a bad idea? | ‐ So you all think this is a bad idea? |
352 | 00:11:09,502 | 00:11:11,438 | ‐ Eh... again. | ‐ Eh... again. |
353 | 00:11:11,462 | 00:11:13,232 | This is your life. | This is your life. |
354 | 00:11:13,256 | 00:11:15,484 | Your rela‐‐no! kids: Hi! | Your rela‐‐no! kids: Hi! |
355 | 00:11:15,508 | 00:11:17,820 | But knowing what you know, what do you think? | But knowing what you know, what do you think? |
356 | 00:11:17,844 | 00:11:19,822 | ‐ What do you think about what? | ‐ What do you think about what? |
357 | 00:11:19,846 | 00:11:22,449 | ‐ Oh, my God, Rufus, what is happening over there? | ‐ Oh, my God, Rufus, what is happening over there? |
358 | 00:11:22,473 | 00:11:23,450 | ‐ Rufus, you okay, buddy? | ‐ Rufus, you okay, buddy? |
359 | 00:11:23,474 | 00:11:25,244 | ‐ Uh... I've been better. | ‐ Uh... I've been better. |
360 | 00:11:25,268 | 00:11:27,288 | ‐ Are you wearing a mask indoors? | ‐ Are you wearing a mask indoors? |
361 | 00:11:27,312 | 00:11:28,455 | ‐ Yeah. You're welcome. | ‐ Yeah. You're welcome. |
362 | 00:11:28,479 | 00:11:29,790 | ‐ Rufus, we've been over this. | ‐ Rufus, we've been over this. |
363 | 00:11:29,814 | 00:11:31,167 | Masks are for outdoors. | Masks are for outdoors. |
364 | 00:11:31,191 | 00:11:32,334 | ‐ No, no, no, no, no. We've been over this. | ‐ No, no, no, no, no. We've been over this. |
365 | 00:11:32,358 | 00:11:33,961 | Masks are for surviving. | Masks are for surviving. |
366 | 00:11:33,985 | 00:11:35,754 | ‐ Should I be wearing a mask indoors now? | ‐ Should I be wearing a mask indoors now? |
367 | 00:11:35,778 | 00:11:36,755 | [together] No! | [together] No! |
368 | 00:11:36,779 | 00:11:37,798 | ‐ Well, I don't know... | ‐ Well, I don't know... |
369 | 00:11:37,822 | 00:11:38,924 | Do you want to die? 'Cause... | Do you want to die? 'Cause... |
370 | 00:11:38,948 | 00:11:40,968 | ‐ No! Rufus! Stop scaring everybody! | ‐ No! Rufus! Stop scaring everybody! |
371 | 00:11:40,992 | 00:11:43,137 | ‐ As you will recall, flashback, | ‐ As you will recall, flashback, |
372 | 00:11:43,161 | 00:11:44,471 | about a month ago, | about a month ago, |
373 | 00:11:44,495 | 00:11:46,390 | I said we should be wearing a mask | I said we should be wearing a mask |
374 | 00:11:46,414 | 00:11:47,683 | whenever we leave the house. | whenever we leave the house. |
375 | 00:11:47,707 | 00:11:49,685 | And what did you do? You laughed at me. | And what did you do? You laughed at me. |
376 | 00:11:49,709 | 00:11:50,853 | You laughed! | You laughed! |
377 | 00:11:50,877 | 00:11:52,021 | [in high‐pitched voice] You laughed! | [in high‐pitched voice] You laughed! |
378 | 00:11:52,045 | 00:11:54,690 | ‐ We‐‐we didn't laugh. The CDC said we didn't have to. | ‐ We‐‐we didn't laugh. The CDC said we didn't have to. |
379 | 00:11:54,714 | 00:11:56,984 | And then they said we did! ‐ Ah, yes, the CDC. | And then they said we did! ‐ Ah, yes, the CDC. |
380 | 00:11:57,008 | 00:11:59,361 | Your beloved CDC! | Your beloved CDC! |
381 | 00:11:59,385 | 00:12:00,946 | Oh, well, guess who got it wrong? | Oh, well, guess who got it wrong? |
382 | 00:12:00,970 | 00:12:02,781 | I have it on very good authority, | I have it on very good authority, |
383 | 00:12:02,805 | 00:12:05,284 | mask on, all times. I sleep in this. | mask on, all times. I sleep in this. |
384 | 00:12:05,308 | 00:12:06,452 | ‐ Pretty sure that's not safe. | ‐ Pretty sure that's not safe. |
385 | 00:12:06,476 | 00:12:07,494 | ‐ Maybe you should put some pillows | ‐ Maybe you should put some pillows |
386 | 00:12:07,518 | 00:12:09,663 | over your face, really smother the virus out. | over your face, really smother the virus out. |
387 | 00:12:09,687 | 00:12:11,165 | ‐ Where are you getting this information? | ‐ Where are you getting this information? |
388 | 00:12:11,189 | 00:12:12,833 | ‐ I have a friend. | ‐ I have a friend. |
389 | 00:12:12,857 | 00:12:15,002 | A very direct friend. | A very direct friend. |
390 | 00:12:15,026 | 00:12:18,672 | Who knows a guy very high up at the CDZ. | Who knows a guy very high up at the CDZ. |
391 | 00:12:18,696 | 00:12:20,132 | ‐ You mean the CDC? | ‐ You mean the CDC? |
392 | 00:12:20,156 | 00:12:22,218 | ‐ No, Ben, the CDZ. | ‐ No, Ben, the CDZ. |
393 | 00:12:22,242 | 00:12:24,720 | The Cody Dawkins Zone. It's a podcast. | The Cody Dawkins Zone. It's a podcast. |
394 | 00:12:24,744 | 00:12:26,680 | ‐ Wait, who's Cody Dawkins? Is he a doctor? | ‐ Wait, who's Cody Dawkins? Is he a doctor? |
395 | 00:12:26,704 | 00:12:28,432 | ‐ He was. He was a doctor. | ‐ He was. He was a doctor. |
396 | 00:12:28,456 | 00:12:29,892 | ‐ No! Annie, don't list‐‐ | ‐ No! Annie, don't list‐‐ |
397 | 00:12:29,916 | 00:12:32,186 | Rufus, stop it! You're wrong about this. | Rufus, stop it! You're wrong about this. |
398 | 00:12:32,210 | 00:12:34,688 | You were wrong about the sipping hot water thing, | You were wrong about the sipping hot water thing, |
399 | 00:12:34,712 | 00:12:36,023 | and the laying the clothes out in the sun thing. | and the laying the clothes out in the sun thing. |
400 | 00:12:36,047 | 00:12:38,025 | ‐ Neither of those have been disproven! | ‐ Neither of those have been disproven! |
401 | 00:12:38,049 | 00:12:41,070 | The virus is surrounded by a very thin layer of fat‐‐ | The virus is surrounded by a very thin layer of fat‐‐ |
402 | 00:12:41,094 | 00:12:42,696 | ‐ No, you're wrong, you're just wro‐‐ | ‐ No, you're wrong, you're just wro‐‐ |
403 | 00:12:42,720 | 00:12:45,324 | [children laughing] Ah! Halloween candy! | [children laughing] Ah! Halloween candy! |
404 | 00:12:45,348 | 00:12:47,159 | Kids: Candy! ‐ Rufus! | Kids: Candy! ‐ Rufus! |
405 | 00:12:47,183 | 00:12:48,535 | Take off that mask! | Take off that mask! |
406 | 00:12:48,559 | 00:12:50,412 | I'm tired of talking about this! | I'm tired of talking about this! |
407 | 00:12:50,436 | 00:12:52,164 | Ben! | Ben! |
408 | 00:12:52,188 | 00:12:53,874 | What are you gonna do? | What are you gonna do? |
409 | 00:12:53,898 | 00:12:54,875 | ‐ I don't know, I'm probably just | ‐ I don't know, I'm probably just |
410 | 00:12:54,899 | 00:12:56,252 | gonna keep wearing mine outside. | gonna keep wearing mine outside. |
411 | 00:12:56,276 | 00:12:57,544 | ‐ Not about the mask! | ‐ Not about the mask! |
412 | 00:12:57,568 | 00:12:59,255 | About Paz! | About Paz! |
413 | 00:12:59,279 | 00:13:00,506 | ‐ What's happening with Paz? | ‐ What's happening with Paz? |
414 | 00:13:00,530 | 00:13:01,924 | ‐ She wants to move in with Ben. | ‐ She wants to move in with Ben. |
415 | 00:13:01,948 | 00:13:02,925 | ‐ No, I'm sorry, I can't allow that. | ‐ No, I'm sorry, I can't allow that. |
416 | 00:13:02,949 | 00:13:05,052 | ‐ Um... ‐ I guarantee you, Ben, | ‐ Um... ‐ I guarantee you, Ben, |
417 | 00:13:05,076 | 00:13:07,554 | Paz has not been keeping a tight quarantine. | Paz has not been keeping a tight quarantine. |
418 | 00:13:07,578 | 00:13:09,765 | ‐ Yeah, I mean, if we were talking | ‐ Yeah, I mean, if we were talking |
419 | 00:13:09,789 | 00:13:11,934 | about someone like... Annie... | about someone like... Annie... |
420 | 00:13:11,958 | 00:13:13,852 | you know, that'd be totally fine! | you know, that'd be totally fine! |
421 | 00:13:13,876 | 00:13:15,604 | ‐ Okay, we don't need to talk about this anymore! | ‐ Okay, we don't need to talk about this anymore! |
422 | 00:13:15,628 | 00:13:18,565 | ‐ What? It's a compliment! Annie keeps a tight Q! Respect! | ‐ What? It's a compliment! Annie keeps a tight Q! Respect! |
423 | 00:13:18,589 | 00:13:19,900 | ‐ Hi, guys! Sorry we're late. | ‐ Hi, guys! Sorry we're late. |
424 | 00:13:19,924 | 00:13:21,860 | ‐ Oh, my God, what is that? | ‐ Oh, my God, what is that? |
425 | 00:13:21,884 | 00:13:23,445 | ‐ What is that? Is that takeout? | ‐ What is that? Is that takeout? |
426 | 00:13:23,469 | 00:13:26,407 | Why don't you just go lick a glove from a shopping cart? | Why don't you just go lick a glove from a shopping cart? |
427 | 00:13:26,431 | 00:13:27,741 | ‐ No, Garret made ramen. | ‐ No, Garret made ramen. |
428 | 00:13:27,765 | 00:13:29,952 | Like, he spent all day making noodles from scratch. | Like, he spent all day making noodles from scratch. |
429 | 00:13:29,976 | 00:13:31,620 | ‐ Yeah, the secret is that you have to bake | ‐ Yeah, the secret is that you have to bake |
430 | 00:13:31,644 | 00:13:33,080 | the baking soda first, | the baking soda first, |
431 | 00:13:33,104 | 00:13:34,957 | and Michelle is making these amazing pastries. | and Michelle is making these amazing pastries. |
432 | 00:13:34,981 | 00:13:36,250 | ‐ Yeah, and he keeps eating them. | ‐ Yeah, and he keeps eating them. |
433 | 00:13:36,274 | 00:13:38,377 | ‐ I found a recipe for croissants | ‐ I found a recipe for croissants |
434 | 00:13:38,401 | 00:13:40,379 | that I was gonna try. | that I was gonna try. |
435 | 00:13:40,403 | 00:13:42,464 | But I didn't. | But I didn't. |
436 | 00:13:42,488 | 00:13:45,134 | Yeah, I didn't do it. | Yeah, I didn't do it. |
437 | 00:13:45,158 | 00:13:46,927 | ‐ Well, we're gonna make you some. | ‐ Well, we're gonna make you some. |
438 | 00:13:46,951 | 00:13:48,095 | As soon as everybody can have dinner | As soon as everybody can have dinner |
439 | 00:13:48,119 | 00:13:50,139 | together again, this is first up. | together again, this is first up. |
440 | 00:13:50,163 | 00:13:52,266 | ‐ I mean, I feel like you can just send it to us now | ‐ I mean, I feel like you can just send it to us now |
441 | 00:13:52,290 | 00:13:54,143 | if we just wash our hands and socially distance. | if we just wash our hands and socially distance. |
442 | 00:13:54,167 | 00:13:55,394 | ‐ No. ‐ How are you guys doing | ‐ No. ‐ How are you guys doing |
443 | 00:13:55,418 | 00:13:56,770 | over there? | over there? |
444 | 00:13:56,794 | 00:13:58,397 | ‐ You know, we've been better. ‐ We're okay. | ‐ You know, we've been better. ‐ We're okay. |
445 | 00:13:58,421 | 00:13:59,773 | ‐ Have you? ‐ What? | ‐ Have you? ‐ What? |
446 | 00:13:59,797 | 00:14:00,816 | ‐ Been better? | ‐ Been better? |
447 | 00:14:00,840 | 00:14:02,776 | All the cooking, the date nights. | All the cooking, the date nights. |
448 | 00:14:02,800 | 00:14:03,986 | The yarn wall thingies. | The yarn wall thingies. |
449 | 00:14:04,010 | 00:14:05,654 | Both: Macramé. ‐ Right. | Both: Macramé. ‐ Right. |
450 | 00:14:05,678 | 00:14:07,322 | It kinda seems like you guys are thriving. | It kinda seems like you guys are thriving. |
451 | 00:14:07,346 | 00:14:09,116 | ‐ No, I wouldn't go that far. ‐ Thriving? | ‐ No, I wouldn't go that far. ‐ Thriving? |
452 | 00:14:09,140 | 00:14:10,117 | ‐ No. ‐ I wouldn't say "thriving." | ‐ No. ‐ I wouldn't say "thriving." |
453 | 00:14:10,141 | 00:14:12,911 | ‐ This is peak Garret and Michelle. No hate. | ‐ This is peak Garret and Michelle. No hate. |
454 | 00:14:12,935 | 00:14:14,788 | ‐ Michelle, you're my sister, I love you. | ‐ Michelle, you're my sister, I love you. |
455 | 00:14:14,812 | 00:14:16,665 | Everyone is having a different experience. | Everyone is having a different experience. |
456 | 00:14:16,689 | 00:14:20,294 | It's okay if yours happen to be a good one. | It's okay if yours happen to be a good one. |
457 | 00:14:20,318 | 00:14:22,421 | ‐ Quarantine is super dope! | ‐ Quarantine is super dope! |
458 | 00:14:22,445 | 00:14:23,756 | Ah! Sorry! | Ah! Sorry! |
459 | 00:14:23,780 | 00:14:25,007 | ‐ Okay, no, no, no, no! | ‐ Okay, no, no, no, no! |
460 | 00:14:25,031 | 00:14:26,508 | That sounds really, really bad. | That sounds really, really bad. |
461 | 00:14:26,532 | 00:14:27,926 | We‐‐we know that there is | We‐‐we know that there is |
462 | 00:14:27,950 | 00:14:29,803 | a lot of hurt right now. ‐ Yes. | a lot of hurt right now. ‐ Yes. |
463 | 00:14:29,827 | 00:14:32,347 | ‐ And we are giving a lot of money to charity, | ‐ And we are giving a lot of money to charity, |
464 | 00:14:32,371 | 00:14:34,725 | and Michelle is making masks for the hospital. | and Michelle is making masks for the hospital. |
465 | 00:14:34,749 | 00:14:36,518 | ‐ Oh, they're so cute! ‐ And needed! | ‐ Oh, they're so cute! ‐ And needed! |
466 | 00:14:36,542 | 00:14:38,353 | ‐ So cute and so needed! | ‐ So cute and so needed! |
467 | 00:14:38,377 | 00:14:39,354 | ‐ But if we're being honest... | ‐ But if we're being honest... |
468 | 00:14:39,378 | 00:14:40,481 | ‐ We needed this! | ‐ We needed this! |
469 | 00:14:40,505 | 00:14:41,774 | ‐ So bad! | ‐ So bad! |
470 | 00:14:41,798 | 00:14:43,484 | I am so thrilled that I get to spend | I am so thrilled that I get to spend |
471 | 00:14:43,508 | 00:14:44,943 | every day with my wife, | every day with my wife, |
472 | 00:14:44,967 | 00:14:46,195 | doing all of my passions; | doing all of my passions; |
473 | 00:14:46,219 | 00:14:48,197 | cooking, gardening, fixing this place up. | cooking, gardening, fixing this place up. |
474 | 00:14:48,221 | 00:14:49,323 | ‐ You know, we've got this, like, | ‐ You know, we've got this, like, |
475 | 00:14:49,347 | 00:14:50,532 | homesteader vibe going on. | homesteader vibe going on. |
476 | 00:14:50,556 | 00:14:52,159 | We're like New Age frontiers people. | We're like New Age frontiers people. |
477 | 00:14:52,183 | 00:14:54,036 | ‐ I don't want it to end. Is that weird to say? | ‐ I don't want it to end. Is that weird to say? |
478 | 00:14:54,060 | 00:14:56,038 | I know parts of this are very, very bad, | I know parts of this are very, very bad, |
479 | 00:14:56,062 | 00:14:58,832 | but some of this is so great for us right now! | but some of this is so great for us right now! |
480 | 00:14:58,856 | 00:15:01,835 | ‐ Hey, guys! Sorry I'm late. | ‐ Hey, guys! Sorry I'm late. |
481 | 00:15:01,859 | 00:15:04,046 | The Wi‐Fi in my basement is terrible, | The Wi‐Fi in my basement is terrible, |
482 | 00:15:04,070 | 00:15:05,839 | so I decided to try you from the hospital | so I decided to try you from the hospital |
483 | 00:15:05,863 | 00:15:07,049 | before I head home. | before I head home. |
484 | 00:15:07,073 | 00:15:10,010 | ‐ Hey, Jazmin. How are you? | ‐ Hey, Jazmin. How are you? |
485 | 00:15:10,034 | 00:15:11,845 | ‐ I've been better. | ‐ I've been better. |
486 | 00:15:11,869 | 00:15:13,704 | [somber piano notes] | [somber piano notes] |
487 | 00:15:18,334 | 00:15:19,334 | [all speaking at once] | [all speaking at once] |
488 | 00:15:19,544 | 00:15:22,231 | ‐ I miss you guys. I miss you so much. | ‐ I miss you guys. I miss you so much. |
489 | 00:15:22,255 | 00:15:24,399 | What's great for you, Garret? | What's great for you, Garret? |
490 | 00:15:24,423 | 00:15:28,153 | I could use some great right now. | I could use some great right now. |
491 | 00:15:28,177 | 00:15:29,488 | ‐ Garret, Michelle, | ‐ Garret, Michelle, |
492 | 00:15:29,512 | 00:15:30,406 | were you guys just saying something? | were you guys just saying something? |
493 | 00:15:30,430 | 00:15:32,241 | ‐ I don't recall. ‐ No. Absolutely not. | ‐ I don't recall. ‐ No. Absolutely not. |
494 | 00:15:32,265 | 00:15:33,242 | ‐ Y'all were so excited earlier. | ‐ Y'all were so excited earlier. |
495 | 00:15:33,266 | 00:15:34,243 | ‐ Yeah, Michelle, you were talking about, like, | ‐ Yeah, Michelle, you were talking about, like, |
496 | 00:15:34,267 | 00:15:36,745 | homesteading, and... ‐ No, I was not, Pradeep. | homesteading, and... ‐ No, I was not, Pradeep. |
497 | 00:15:36,769 | 00:15:38,247 | We just got here also. | We just got here also. |
498 | 00:15:38,271 | 00:15:40,666 | ‐ Okay. Well, what are you eating? | ‐ Okay. Well, what are you eating? |
499 | 00:15:40,690 | 00:15:41,917 | That looks amazing! | That looks amazing! |
500 | 00:15:41,941 | 00:15:44,044 | ‐ It's not great. ‐ It's trash. I hate it. | ‐ It's not great. ‐ It's trash. I hate it. |
501 | 00:15:44,068 | 00:15:46,046 | ‐ How's New York? | ‐ How's New York? |
502 | 00:15:46,070 | 00:15:47,589 | ‐ You don't want to know. | ‐ You don't want to know. |
503 | 00:15:47,613 | 00:15:51,176 | ‐ Yeah. Yeah, we do. How you holding up? | ‐ Yeah. Yeah, we do. How you holding up? |
504 | 00:15:51,200 | 00:15:52,594 | ‐ How am I holding up? | ‐ How am I holding up? |
505 | 00:15:52,618 | 00:15:55,597 | Uh, well... [laughs] | Uh, well... [laughs] |
506 | 00:15:55,621 | 00:15:57,641 | I haven't hugged my kids or kissed my husband | I haven't hugged my kids or kissed my husband |
507 | 00:15:57,665 | 00:15:59,143 | in four weeks. | in four weeks. |
508 | 00:15:59,167 | 00:16:02,104 | I get up three hours after I go to bed. | I get up three hours after I go to bed. |
509 | 00:16:02,128 | 00:16:04,773 | And... each shift starts with a meeting | And... each shift starts with a meeting |
510 | 00:16:04,797 | 00:16:06,608 | where we go through all the things we don't have | where we go through all the things we don't have |
511 | 00:16:06,632 | 00:16:08,902 | and what our plan is to deal with that. | and what our plan is to deal with that. |
512 | 00:16:08,926 | 00:16:10,612 | And those meeting last | And those meeting last |
513 | 00:16:10,636 | 00:16:13,282 | a really long time because we don't have anything. | a really long time because we don't have anything. |
514 | 00:16:13,306 | 00:16:15,117 | And I'm trying to be clinical and objective | And I'm trying to be clinical and objective |
515 | 00:16:15,141 | 00:16:16,618 | where I need to be, and sympathetic | where I need to be, and sympathetic |
516 | 00:16:16,642 | 00:16:19,454 | and compassionate when I can be, but then... | and compassionate when I can be, but then... |
517 | 00:16:19,478 | 00:16:21,248 | all of a sudden, I have to decide | all of a sudden, I have to decide |
518 | 00:16:21,272 | 00:16:23,125 | who gets a ventilator and who doesn't. | who gets a ventilator and who doesn't. |
519 | 00:16:23,149 | 00:16:25,627 | I mean, do you give it to the old guy? | I mean, do you give it to the old guy? |
520 | 00:16:25,651 | 00:16:27,129 | In bed number 13? | In bed number 13? |
521 | 00:16:27,153 | 00:16:28,630 | Because he probably needs it more. | Because he probably needs it more. |
522 | 00:16:28,654 | 00:16:30,132 | And because old people have as much right | And because old people have as much right |
523 | 00:16:30,156 | 00:16:32,467 | and desire to live as the young people do. | and desire to live as the young people do. |
524 | 00:16:32,491 | 00:16:35,387 | And even though you don't want to admit it to yourself, | And even though you don't want to admit it to yourself, |
525 | 00:16:35,411 | 00:16:37,431 | there's a small part of you, every time you look at him, | there's a small part of you, every time you look at him, |
526 | 00:16:37,455 | 00:16:40,851 | you think, "Holy hell. He looks just like my father." | you think, "Holy hell. He looks just like my father." |
527 | 00:16:40,875 | 00:16:43,896 | Or do you give to the woman in her 40s in bed number 7? | Or do you give to the woman in her 40s in bed number 7? |
528 | 00:16:43,920 | 00:16:46,565 | Who just got remarried, and is spending her honeymoon | Who just got remarried, and is spending her honeymoon |
529 | 00:16:46,589 | 00:16:48,317 | in the ICU, even though she's probably got | in the ICU, even though she's probably got |
530 | 00:16:48,341 | 00:16:49,985 | a better shot at surviving without it. | a better shot at surviving without it. |
531 | 00:16:50,009 | 00:16:53,447 | But then, also, what if she doesn't? | But then, also, what if she doesn't? |
532 | 00:16:53,471 | 00:16:55,657 | You know, just imagine that. For a second. | You know, just imagine that. For a second. |
533 | 00:16:55,681 | 00:16:57,242 | And then you stop, and you think, | And then you stop, and you think, |
534 | 00:16:57,266 | 00:16:58,994 | "What an insane question | "What an insane question |
535 | 00:16:59,018 | 00:17:00,996 | "for a doctor to have to ask herself | "for a doctor to have to ask herself |
536 | 00:17:01,020 | 00:17:02,581 | "in the middle of a hospital | "in the middle of a hospital |
537 | 00:17:02,605 | 00:17:04,833 | in the middle of a city in America." | in the middle of a city in America." |
538 | 00:17:04,857 | 00:17:07,294 | But then, suddenly, surprise. | But then, suddenly, surprise. |
539 | 00:17:07,318 | 00:17:09,004 | You don't have to make that decision after all | You don't have to make that decision after all |
540 | 00:17:09,028 | 00:17:11,506 | because another ventilator has suddenly become available, | because another ventilator has suddenly become available, |
541 | 00:17:11,530 | 00:17:14,009 | and you try not to think too hard... | and you try not to think too hard... |
542 | 00:17:14,033 | 00:17:15,302 | about why that might be. | about why that might be. |
543 | 00:17:15,326 | 00:17:16,845 | You just say, "Great." | You just say, "Great." |
544 | 00:17:16,869 | 00:17:18,847 | You know, "Tell the vent tech to hook them both up | You know, "Tell the vent tech to hook them both up |
545 | 00:17:18,871 | 00:17:20,807 | "when he's back from whatever extended dinner break | "when he's back from whatever extended dinner break |
546 | 00:17:20,831 | 00:17:23,477 | he's taking, and I'm going home." | he's taking, and I'm going home." |
547 | 00:17:23,501 | 00:17:25,354 | And you try to sleep for three more hours, | And you try to sleep for three more hours, |
548 | 00:17:25,378 | 00:17:27,356 | and then you get up, and you do it all again. | and then you get up, and you do it all again. |
549 | 00:17:27,380 | 00:17:29,691 | Only when you get to work, | Only when you get to work, |
550 | 00:17:29,715 | 00:17:32,528 | you find out that both your patients are alive, | you find out that both your patients are alive, |
551 | 00:17:32,552 | 00:17:34,613 | but neither of them have been ventilated, | but neither of them have been ventilated, |
552 | 00:17:34,637 | 00:17:36,698 | and when you ask why that is, they say, | and when you ask why that is, they say, |
553 | 00:17:36,722 | 00:17:38,659 | "Because one of the things you don't have today | "Because one of the things you don't have today |
554 | 00:17:38,683 | 00:17:39,536 | is a vent tech." | is a vent tech." |
555 | 00:17:39,560 | 00:17:41,870 | And when you ask why that is, they say, | And when you ask why that is, they say, |
556 | 00:17:41,894 | 00:17:43,121 | "Because... | "Because... |
557 | 00:17:43,145 | 00:17:44,706 | [voice breaking] he's in bed number three." | [voice breaking] he's in bed number three." |
558 | 00:17:44,730 | 00:17:46,816 | [crying] | [crying] |
559 | 00:17:48,234 | 00:17:50,629 | [sobbing] And also... | [sobbing] And also... |
560 | 00:17:50,653 | 00:17:54,550 | It just hit me like a piano smashing down on me that‐‐ | It just hit me like a piano smashing down on me that‐‐ |
561 | 00:17:54,574 | 00:17:56,659 | [sobs] | [sobs] |
562 | 00:17:57,743 | 00:18:01,723 | The Clippers are not coming back this year. | The Clippers are not coming back this year. |
563 | 00:18:01,747 | 00:18:02,933 | We had momentum. | We had momentum. |
564 | 00:18:02,957 | 00:18:05,310 | We had the team, and I had really good tickets | We had the team, and I had really good tickets |
565 | 00:18:05,334 | 00:18:07,062 | for when they play the Knicks and the Nets. | for when they play the Knicks and the Nets. |
566 | 00:18:07,086 | 00:18:10,232 | And all of that is just gone now. | And all of that is just gone now. |
567 | 00:18:10,256 | 00:18:12,466 | It's not coming back. | It's not coming back. |
568 | 00:18:15,052 | 00:18:16,905 | ‐ Those were really great seats. | ‐ Those were really great seats. |
569 | 00:18:16,929 | 00:18:18,490 | ‐ Right? | ‐ Right? |
570 | 00:18:18,514 | 00:18:20,367 | ‐ When I came to visit and you took me, | ‐ When I came to visit and you took me, |
571 | 00:18:20,391 | 00:18:22,035 | I felt like pre‐ "Lemonade" Beyoncé. | I felt like pre‐ "Lemonade" Beyoncé. |
572 | 00:18:22,059 | 00:18:23,328 | ‐ Me too! | ‐ Me too! |
573 | 00:18:23,352 | 00:18:25,914 | We were like double‐2003 Beyoncés | We were like double‐2003 Beyoncés |
574 | 00:18:25,938 | 00:18:28,375 | watching Kawhi dunk on everybody's heads. | watching Kawhi dunk on everybody's heads. |
575 | 00:18:28,399 | 00:18:31,253 | Rufus, take that thing off your face | Rufus, take that thing off your face |
576 | 00:18:31,277 | 00:18:32,754 | before I reach through the screen | before I reach through the screen |
577 | 00:18:32,778 | 00:18:34,214 | and rip it off myself. | and rip it off myself. |
578 | 00:18:34,238 | 00:18:36,091 | ‐ Thank you! ‐ Thank you. | ‐ Thank you! ‐ Thank you. |
579 | 00:18:36,115 | 00:18:37,175 | Thank you. | Thank you. |
580 | 00:18:37,199 | 00:18:38,427 | ‐ Ah, you know, Ben's thinking | ‐ Ah, you know, Ben's thinking |
581 | 00:18:38,451 | 00:18:40,262 | about letting Paz move back in. | about letting Paz move back in. |
582 | 00:18:40,286 | 00:18:42,306 | ‐ No! What? Don't do that! | ‐ No! What? Don't do that! |
583 | 00:18:42,330 | 00:18:43,974 | ‐ That's what I said! That's what I said! | ‐ That's what I said! That's what I said! |
584 | 00:18:43,998 | 00:18:47,769 | ‐ How short is your memory? Has history taught you nothing? | ‐ How short is your memory? Has history taught you nothing? |
585 | 00:18:47,793 | 00:18:49,438 | What are any of us doing? | What are any of us doing? |
586 | 00:18:49,462 | 00:18:52,190 | Annie, tell Ben you love him already. | Annie, tell Ben you love him already. |
587 | 00:18:52,214 | 00:18:54,026 | ‐ [gasps] ‐ Uh‐‐ | ‐ [gasps] ‐ Uh‐‐ |
588 | 00:18:54,050 | 00:18:55,277 | ‐ Oh, my God! ‐ Ben, I didn't‐‐ | ‐ Oh, my God! ‐ Ben, I didn't‐‐ |
589 | 00:18:55,301 | 00:18:56,445 | I never said‐‐ ‐ I'm so sorry! | I never said‐‐ ‐ I'm so sorry! |
590 | 00:18:56,469 | 00:18:57,613 | ‐ Wait, wait, what's wrong with his fac‐‐ | ‐ Wait, wait, what's wrong with his fac‐‐ |
591 | 00:18:57,637 | 00:18:59,448 | Oh, he's frozen. ‐ Ben, can you hear us? | Oh, he's frozen. ‐ Ben, can you hear us? |
592 | 00:18:59,472 | 00:19:00,949 | ‐ I don't think he can hear us. | ‐ I don't think he can hear us. |
593 | 00:19:00,973 | 00:19:02,242 | ‐ Oh, thank God. | ‐ Oh, thank God. |
594 | 00:19:02,266 | 00:19:03,952 | ‐ Jazmin! ‐ I'm sorry! | ‐ Jazmin! ‐ I'm sorry! |
595 | 00:19:03,976 | 00:19:06,288 | I told you I was tired! It just came out! | I told you I was tired! It just came out! |
596 | 00:19:06,312 | 00:19:08,457 | ‐ It's okay! But maybe put it back in. | ‐ It's okay! But maybe put it back in. |
597 | 00:19:08,481 | 00:19:10,459 | ‐ Annie, I would never! | ‐ Annie, I would never! |
598 | 00:19:10,483 | 00:19:12,628 | ‐ No, it's fine, I know. I know. | ‐ No, it's fine, I know. I know. |
599 | 00:19:12,652 | 00:19:15,130 | I can't even imagine what I would be saying | I can't even imagine what I would be saying |
600 | 00:19:15,154 | 00:19:16,632 | if I was you right now. ‐ [laughs] | if I was you right now. ‐ [laughs] |
601 | 00:19:16,656 | 00:19:18,550 | ‐ I do! I love him! I love Ben! | ‐ I do! I love him! I love Ben! |
602 | 00:19:18,574 | 00:19:21,053 | I just want to tell him when... | I just want to tell him when... |
603 | 00:19:21,077 | 00:19:25,182 | ♪ When Annie was in Egypt's land ♪ | ♪ When Annie was in Egypt's land ♪ |
604 | 00:19:25,206 | 00:19:27,768 | ♪ Let my Annie go ♪ | ♪ Let my Annie go ♪ |
605 | 00:19:27,792 | 00:19:28,810 | Hey, Ben. | Hey, Ben. |
606 | 00:19:28,834 | 00:19:30,979 | I was just singing "Let My Annie Go." | I was just singing "Let My Annie Go." |
607 | 00:19:31,003 | 00:19:32,606 | ‐ Sorry, my internet crapped out. | ‐ Sorry, my internet crapped out. |
608 | 00:19:32,630 | 00:19:34,316 | ‐ I'm telling you, if we could get phones | ‐ I'm telling you, if we could get phones |
609 | 00:19:34,340 | 00:19:35,776 | on this Verizon network, | on this Verizon network, |
610 | 00:19:35,800 | 00:19:36,818 | our connection would be awesome. | our connection would be awesome. |
611 | 00:19:36,842 | 00:19:38,820 | ‐ Uh, Ben, where'd we lose you, buddy? | ‐ Uh, Ben, where'd we lose you, buddy? |
612 | 00:19:38,844 | 00:19:39,614 | What was, uh... | What was, uh... |
613 | 00:19:39,638 | 00:19:41,448 | what was happening at that point? | what was happening at that point? |
614 | 00:19:41,472 | 00:19:42,824 | ‐ You were threatening to beat up Rufus | ‐ You were threatening to beat up Rufus |
615 | 00:19:42,848 | 00:19:44,159 | through your phone screen. | through your phone screen. |
616 | 00:19:44,183 | 00:19:45,410 | ‐ Oh, yes! ‐ Oh! | ‐ Oh, yes! ‐ Oh! |
617 | 00:19:45,434 | 00:19:46,662 | Terrific! ‐ Bad Rufus. | Terrific! ‐ Bad Rufus. |
618 | 00:19:46,686 | 00:19:48,330 | ‐ That's great. ‐ 'Cause Rufus is the worst. | ‐ That's great. ‐ 'Cause Rufus is the worst. |
619 | 00:19:48,354 | 00:19:49,831 | ‐ Excuse me? ‐ I'm sorry, you're the worst. | ‐ Excuse me? ‐ I'm sorry, you're the worst. |
620 | 00:19:49,855 | 00:19:51,166 | I love you, but you're the worst. | I love you, but you're the worst. |
621 | 00:19:51,190 | 00:19:54,586 | ‐ I love you, too. ‐ Hey, guys? | ‐ I love you, too. ‐ Hey, guys? |
622 | 00:19:54,610 | 00:19:55,505 | This is... | This is... |
623 | 00:19:55,529 | 00:19:58,131 | this is gonna end, right? | this is gonna end, right? |
624 | 00:19:58,155 | 00:20:01,259 | Like, we'll do another month or so of quarantine, | Like, we'll do another month or so of quarantine, |
625 | 00:20:01,283 | 00:20:02,844 | and then we'll go back to normal, | and then we'll go back to normal, |
626 | 00:20:02,868 | 00:20:05,597 | and we'll go back to hanging out in person. | and we'll go back to hanging out in person. |
627 | 00:20:05,621 | 00:20:07,224 | Right? | Right? |
628 | 00:20:07,248 | 00:20:09,685 | 'Cause I really miss you guys. | 'Cause I really miss you guys. |
629 | 00:20:09,709 | 00:20:12,854 | ‐ I mean, that's the plan, right? | ‐ I mean, that's the plan, right? |
630 | 00:20:12,878 | 00:20:15,464 | I mean, how much worse could it get? | I mean, how much worse could it get? |
631 | 00:20:17,049 | 00:20:19,861 | ‐ You guys! You're bringing down the room. | ‐ You guys! You're bringing down the room. |
632 | 00:20:19,885 | 00:20:21,530 | ‐ We're bringing it down? | ‐ We're bringing it down? |
633 | 00:20:21,554 | 00:20:23,532 | ‐ Garret! ‐ Come on! | ‐ Garret! ‐ Come on! |
634 | 00:20:23,556 | 00:20:26,201 | ‐ Talk to me about this broth. Spare me no details. | ‐ Talk to me about this broth. Spare me no details. |
635 | 00:20:26,225 | 00:20:28,203 | What are we talking? Shoyu? Tonkotsu? | What are we talking? Shoyu? Tonkotsu? |
636 | 00:20:28,227 | 00:20:30,372 | Hit me. ‐ Okay, so... | Hit me. ‐ Okay, so... |
637 | 00:20:30,396 | 00:20:33,667 | ‐ ♪ Take a load off, Fanny ♪ | ‐ ♪ Take a load off, Fanny ♪ |
638 | 00:20:33,691 | 00:20:36,795 | ♪ Take a load for free ♪ | ♪ Take a load for free ♪ |
639 | 00:20:36,819 | 00:20:39,881 | ♪ Take a load off, Fanny ♪ | ♪ Take a load off, Fanny ♪ |
640 | 00:20:39,905 | 00:20:41,216 | ♪ ♪ | ♪ ♪ |
641 | 00:20:41,240 | 00:20:42,217 | ♪ And... ♪ | ♪ And... ♪ |
642 | 00:20:42,241 | 00:20:43,552 | [singers harmonizing] | [singers harmonizing] |
643 | 00:20:43,576 | 00:20:47,222 | both: ♪ You put the load right on me ♪ | both: ♪ You put the load right on me ♪ |
644 | 00:20:47,246 | 00:20:54,336 | ♪ ♪ | ♪ ♪ |
645 | 00:20:58,090 | 00:21:01,051 | [song concludes] | [song concludes] |
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