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1 00:00:02,377 00:00:04,671 [discordant piano notes] [discordant piano notes]
2 00:00:06,256 00:00:08,985 ‐ Coronavirus crisis explodes across the nation. ‐ Coronavirus crisis explodes across the nation.
3 00:00:09,009 00:00:11,654 ‐ Stay home and save lives. ‐ Stay home and save lives.
4 00:00:11,678 00:00:13,448 ‐ In Los Angeles, officials managing ‐ In Los Angeles, officials managing
5 00:00:13,472 00:00:16,826 the emergency response say the power to beat COVID‐19 the emergency response say the power to beat COVID‐19
6 00:00:16,850 00:00:18,661 lies with every American. lies with every American.
7 00:00:18,685 00:00:20,246 ‐ President Trump wants to reopen the country ‐ President Trump wants to reopen the country
8 00:00:20,270 00:00:21,623 by Easter Sunday. by Easter Sunday.
9 00:00:21,647 00:00:23,148 [piano intensifies] [piano intensifies]
10 00:00:24,024 00:00:27,462 [The Band's "The Weight"] [The Band's "The Weight"]
11 00:00:27,486 00:00:34,344 ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪
12 00:00:34,368 00:00:36,846 ‐ ♪ I pulled into Nazareth ♪ ‐ ♪ I pulled into Nazareth ♪
13 00:00:36,870 00:00:39,724 ♪ Was feeling 'bout half past dead ♪ ♪ Was feeling 'bout half past dead ♪
14 00:00:39,748 00:00:41,142 ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪
15 00:00:41,166 00:00:43,353 ♪ I just need some place ♪ ♪ I just need some place ♪
16 00:00:43,377 00:00:46,856 ♪ Where I can lay my head ♪ ♪ Where I can lay my head ♪
17 00:00:46,880 00:00:48,024 ‐ Hello? ‐ Hello?
18 00:00:48,048 00:00:49,275 Annie? ‐ Ben! Annie? ‐ Ben!
19 00:00:49,299 00:00:51,527 Hi! Wait, it's not 8:30 yet. Hi! Wait, it's not 8:30 yet.
20 00:00:51,551 00:00:53,029 ‐ You said 8:15. ‐ You said 8:15.
21 00:00:53,053 00:00:55,782 ‐ No, I 100% said 8:30. ‐ No, I 100% said 8:30.
22 00:00:55,806 00:00:56,866 ‐ You did? [laughs] ‐ You did? [laughs]
23 00:00:56,890 00:00:57,867 That's it. That's it.
24 00:00:57,891 00:00:59,452 My mind is broken. My mind is broken.
25 00:00:59,476 00:01:01,371 ‐ No, it's okay, your mind's not broken. ‐ No, it's okay, your mind's not broken.
26 00:01:01,395 00:01:02,872 ‐ I put my running shoes on this morning ‐ I put my running shoes on this morning
27 00:01:02,896 00:01:04,332 before I hopped in the shower. before I hopped in the shower.
28 00:01:04,356 00:01:06,167 ‐ Oh, yeah, maybe your mind is a little broken. ‐ Oh, yeah, maybe your mind is a little broken.
29 00:01:06,191 00:01:07,377 ‐ It's broken. ‐ It's broken.
30 00:01:07,401 00:01:08,711 All these stores are closed. All these stores are closed.
31 00:01:08,735 00:01:10,213 I can't even go get it fixed. I can't even go get it fixed.
32 00:01:10,237 00:01:12,048 ‐ Well, since I have you here, ‐ Well, since I have you here,
33 00:01:12,072 00:01:13,049 I wanted to run something... ‐ Wait. I wanted to run something... ‐ Wait.
34 00:01:13,073 00:01:15,552 ‐ By you. ‐ Then why are you here? ‐ By you. ‐ Then why are you here?
35 00:01:15,576 00:01:18,471 ‐ Honestly, I keep this on for company sometimes. ‐ Honestly, I keep this on for company sometimes.
36 00:01:18,495 00:01:21,224 ‐ You keep a live video chat on for c‐‐why? ‐ You keep a live video chat on for c‐‐why?
37 00:01:21,248 00:01:22,600 In case the FBI gets bored? In case the FBI gets bored?
38 00:01:22,624 00:01:23,768 ‐ It's like an aquarium! ‐ It's like an aquarium!
39 00:01:23,792 00:01:24,894 ‐ In what sense? ‐ In what sense?
40 00:01:24,918 00:01:27,522 ‐ In that it's rectangular, ‐ In that it's rectangular,
41 00:01:27,546 00:01:30,567 you know, and maybe one of you will swim by, bloop bloop. you know, and maybe one of you will swim by, bloop bloop.
42 00:01:30,591 00:01:32,652 ‐ That's the saddest thing I've ever heard in my life. ‐ That's the saddest thing I've ever heard in my life.
43 00:01:32,676 00:01:33,861 ‐ Ben, it's 2020. ‐ Ben, it's 2020.
44 00:01:33,885 00:01:35,196 What, are you trying to jinx us? What, are you trying to jinx us?
45 00:01:35,220 00:01:37,407 ‐ Last night, I fell asleep playing solitaire. ‐ Last night, I fell asleep playing solitaire.
46 00:01:37,431 00:01:39,909 ‐ Last night, I put on Lana Del Rey ‐ Last night, I put on Lana Del Rey
47 00:01:39,933 00:01:41,911 and slow‐danced with myself. and slow‐danced with myself.
48 00:01:41,935 00:01:44,247 ‐ Sometimes I prop up my jiu‐jitsu grappling dummy, ‐ Sometimes I prop up my jiu‐jitsu grappling dummy,
49 00:01:44,271 00:01:45,581 put him in a chair, put him in a chair,
50 00:01:45,605 00:01:46,916 and have lunch with him. and have lunch with him.
51 00:01:46,940 00:01:48,251 ‐ Sometimes, I stuff pillows ‐ Sometimes, I stuff pillows
52 00:01:48,275 00:01:50,075 in one of my jumpsuits and take a nap with it. in one of my jumpsuits and take a nap with it.
53 00:01:51,278 00:01:52,755 ‐ Wait, these are fake, right? ‐ Wait, these are fake, right?
54 00:01:52,779 00:01:54,924 These are fake or real? ‐ No, all of mine are real. These are fake or real? ‐ No, all of mine are real.
55 00:01:54,948 00:01:56,426 'Cause I'm real. 'Cause I'm real.
56 00:01:56,450 00:01:58,886 ‐ ♪ Take a load off, Fanny ♪ ‐ ♪ Take a load off, Fanny ♪
57 00:01:58,910 00:02:00,722 ‐ How's Jazmin? ‐ How's Jazmin?
58 00:02:00,746 00:02:02,223 ‐ Probably gonna say "bad." ‐ Probably gonna say "bad."
59 00:02:02,247 00:02:04,624 ‐ Yeah, I was gonna say, "Not good." ‐ Yeah, I was gonna say, "Not good."
60 00:02:05,250 00:02:06,936 ‐ Are you drinking butterscotch schnapps ‐ Are you drinking butterscotch schnapps
61 00:02:06,960 00:02:08,604 straight out the bottle? straight out the bottle?
62 00:02:08,628 00:02:11,441 ‐ Oh, this is butterscotch peach. ‐ Oh, this is butterscotch peach.
63 00:02:11,465 00:02:12,276 ‐ How are you? ‐ How are you?
64 00:02:12,300 00:02:13,277 ‐ Oh, I've been better. ‐ Oh, I've been better.
65 00:02:13,301 00:02:14,736 Lot of me time, you know? Lot of me time, you know?
66 00:02:14,760 00:02:16,112 ‐ Oh, I do. ‐ Oh, I do.
67 00:02:16,136 00:02:18,364 ‐ I just wish I had a roommate or something. ‐ I just wish I had a roommate or something.
68 00:02:18,388 00:02:20,450 ‐ About that, I‐‐ ‐ What are you listening to? ‐ About that, I‐‐ ‐ What are you listening to?
69 00:02:20,474 00:02:23,369 ‐ Oh, The Band. ‐ Yeah, which one? ‐ Oh, The Band. ‐ Yeah, which one?
70 00:02:23,393 00:02:24,954 ‐ No, that's the name of the band. ‐ No, that's the name of the band.
71 00:02:24,978 00:02:26,748 ‐ Seems kind of lazy, but okay. ‐ Seems kind of lazy, but okay.
72 00:02:26,772 00:02:29,250 ‐ I don't know, old music, old movies, old TV shows. ‐ I don't know, old music, old movies, old TV shows.
73 00:02:29,274 00:02:31,294 It's kind of the only thing soothing the anxiety. It's kind of the only thing soothing the anxiety.
74 00:02:31,318 00:02:33,463 Also, I'm rewatching "Cheers" from the beginning. Also, I'm rewatching "Cheers" from the beginning.
75 00:02:33,487 00:02:35,965 ‐ "Cheers"! That's what your background is! ‐ "Cheers"! That's what your background is!
76 00:02:35,989 00:02:37,759 ‐ Sam Malone, represent! ‐ Sam Malone, represent!
77 00:02:37,783 00:02:39,969 ‐ Sam Malone did not wear an apron! ‐ Sam Malone did not wear an apron!
78 00:02:39,993 00:02:41,220 ‐ [as Sam Malone] Carla. ‐ [as Sam Malone] Carla.
79 00:02:41,244 00:02:44,182 Get Norm here a beer before he drives home! Get Norm here a beer before he drives home!
80 00:02:44,206 00:02:45,350 ‐ I'ma call mayday ‐ I'ma call mayday
81 00:02:45,374 00:02:46,934 on that Mayday Malone impression. on that Mayday Malone impression.
82 00:02:46,958 00:02:48,311 ‐ I almost didn't do it. ‐ I almost didn't do it.
83 00:02:48,335 00:02:50,313 But you have to live life on the edge. But you have to live life on the edge.
84 00:02:50,337 00:02:51,648 Plus, I'm more of a Carla, anyway. Plus, I'm more of a Carla, anyway.
85 00:02:51,672 00:02:53,941 ‐ Oh, come on, you're definitely Diane. ‐ Oh, come on, you're definitely Diane.
86 00:02:53,965 00:02:55,818 ‐ You think so? ‐ Hell yeah. ‐ You think so? ‐ Hell yeah.
87 00:02:55,842 00:02:57,320 I always thought Sam should've moved in I always thought Sam should've moved in
88 00:02:57,344 00:03:00,156 a little faster on her. ‐ I agree! a little faster on her. ‐ I agree!
89 00:03:00,180 00:03:02,325 Anyway, how you holding up with the whole... Anyway, how you holding up with the whole...
90 00:03:02,349 00:03:03,660 ‐ The whole "Paz dumping me ‐ The whole "Paz dumping me
91 00:03:03,684 00:03:05,495 before a global pandemic" thing? before a global pandemic" thing?
92 00:03:05,519 00:03:06,372 ‐ Yeah. ‐ Yeah.
93 00:03:06,396 00:03:08,456 ‐ Yeah, not great, if I'm being honest. ‐ Yeah, not great, if I'm being honest.
94 00:03:08,480 00:03:10,833 Kind of a weird time to be super extra alone. Kind of a weird time to be super extra alone.
95 00:03:10,857 00:03:13,169 ‐ Yeah, I feel you. ‐ Yeah, I feel you.
96 00:03:13,193 00:03:14,671 ‐ You know what I was thinking about today? ‐ You know what I was thinking about today?
97 00:03:14,695 00:03:18,007 ‐ Global human extinction, buying me an aquarium... ‐ Global human extinction, buying me an aquarium...
98 00:03:18,031 00:03:19,008 ‐ Chicago. ‐ Chicago.
99 00:03:19,032 00:03:21,678 ‐ Aw, Chicago. ‐ Remember? ‐ Aw, Chicago. ‐ Remember?
100 00:03:21,702 00:03:23,346 ‐ Of course, I remember! ‐ Of course, I remember!
101 00:03:23,370 00:03:25,556 That was such a good time! ‐ That was such a weird day. That was such a good time! ‐ That was such a weird day.
102 00:03:25,580 00:03:28,393 ‐ Uh... why was it a weird day? ‐ I‐‐I don't know! ‐ Uh... why was it a weird day? ‐ I‐‐I don't know!
103 00:03:28,417 00:03:30,019 I was there visiting my dumb friend I was there visiting my dumb friend
104 00:03:30,043 00:03:31,270 who flaked on me. who flaked on me.
105 00:03:31,294 00:03:32,855 You were on that crazy ten‐hour layover You were on that crazy ten‐hour layover
106 00:03:32,879 00:03:34,023 on the way to see your dad... on the way to see your dad...
107 00:03:34,047 00:03:35,775 ‐ What's crazy about saving $1,000? ‐ What's crazy about saving $1,000?
108 00:03:35,799 00:03:37,443 ‐ Nothing! I'm just saying it's weird ‐ Nothing! I'm just saying it's weird
109 00:03:37,467 00:03:39,278 we both ended up there separately we both ended up there separately
110 00:03:39,302 00:03:40,613 with a whole day to kill, with a whole day to kill,
111 00:03:40,637 00:03:42,490 walking around a city neither of us are from. walking around a city neither of us are from.
112 00:03:42,514 00:03:45,034 ‐ The pretzel vendor who thought we were newlyweds. ‐ The pretzel vendor who thought we were newlyweds.
113 00:03:45,058 00:03:46,994 ‐ The guy that scammed us for 20 bucks, ‐ The guy that scammed us for 20 bucks,
114 00:03:47,018 00:03:48,329 said his wife was "in the hospital" said his wife was "in the hospital"
115 00:03:48,353 00:03:49,372 and he "needed to get there." and he "needed to get there."
116 00:03:49,396 00:03:51,040 ‐ We don't know that he scammed us. ‐ We don't know that he scammed us.
117 00:03:51,064 00:03:52,375 What if it was real? What if it was real?
118 00:03:52,399 00:03:54,043 ‐ Right. I mean, it totally wasn't. ‐ Right. I mean, it totally wasn't.
119 00:03:54,067 00:03:55,878 ‐ But what if it was? What's worse? ‐ But what if it was? What's worse?
120 00:03:55,902 00:03:57,380 ‐ Right. It was a good scam. ‐ Right. It was a good scam.
121 00:03:57,404 00:03:59,823 ‐ It's probably karma for the free pretzel. ‐ It's probably karma for the free pretzel.
122 00:04:00,991 00:04:02,718 What made you think about that? What made you think about that?
123 00:04:02,742 00:04:05,495 ‐ I don't know. Just popped in my head. ‐ I don't know. Just popped in my head.
124 00:04:07,122 00:04:09,016 ‐ Well, speaking... ‐ Well, speaking...
125 00:04:09,040 00:04:11,394 of things popping into heads, of things popping into heads,
126 00:04:11,418 00:04:13,688 I kind of have a crazy‐‐ Pradeep! I kind of have a crazy‐‐ Pradeep!
127 00:04:13,712 00:04:15,565 ‐ Shh! Shh! Shh! ‐ Shh! Shh! Shh!
128 00:04:15,589 00:04:17,400 Shut up! They'll hear you! Shut up! They'll hear you!
129 00:04:17,424 00:04:18,818 ‐ Is someone in your house? ‐ Is someone in your house?
130 00:04:18,842 00:04:20,069 ‐ [screams] ‐ [screams]
131 00:04:20,093 00:04:20,904 kids: We found you, we found you! kids: We found you, we found you!
132 00:04:20,928 00:04:23,030 You're stupid, Daddy P! ‐ [laughs] You're stupid, Daddy P! ‐ [laughs]
133 00:04:23,054 00:04:24,073 Okay! I'm stupid. Okay! I'm stupid.
134 00:04:24,097 00:04:25,908 Ya found me! Ya found me!
135 00:04:25,932 00:04:27,702 Now go find Daddy R now, okay? Now go find Daddy R now, okay?
136 00:04:27,726 00:04:28,786 [laughs] I'm gonna hide again. [laughs] I'm gonna hide again.
137 00:04:28,810 00:04:31,998 Now, remember, I never hide in the same place twice. Now, remember, I never hide in the same place twice.
138 00:04:32,022 00:04:33,416 So don't come here! So don't come here!
139 00:04:33,440 00:04:35,001 [laughs] Go get Daddy R! [laughs] Go get Daddy R!
140 00:04:35,025 00:04:36,419 Go get him! Go get him!
141 00:04:36,443 00:04:38,755 ‐ Where's Daddy R hiding? ‐ In the trunk of the car. ‐ Where's Daddy R hiding? ‐ In the trunk of the car.
142 00:04:38,779 00:04:40,840 He's got a book, that son of a bitch. He's got a book, that son of a bitch.
143 00:04:40,864 00:04:42,425 ‐ How are you doing, Pradeep? ‐ How are you doing, Pradeep?
144 00:04:42,449 00:04:43,760 ‐ Well, I've been better. ‐ Well, I've been better.
145 00:04:43,784 00:04:45,094 [laughing] I think I hate my kids! [laughing] I think I hate my kids!
146 00:04:45,118 00:04:46,929 ‐ Nah, you love your kids. ‐ Nah, you love your kids.
147 00:04:46,953 00:04:47,765 You've got great kids! You've got great kids!
148 00:04:47,789 00:04:49,599 ‐ Oh, I used to think that, too, ‐ Oh, I used to think that, too,
149 00:04:49,623 00:04:51,309 because until recently, because until recently,
150 00:04:51,333 00:04:53,102 I didn't spend all my time with them! I didn't spend all my time with them!
151 00:04:53,126 00:04:55,772 Richie's the home parent, and Richie knows what's what. Richie's the home parent, and Richie knows what's what.
152 00:04:55,796 00:04:56,607 He's been worried about our kids He's been worried about our kids
153 00:04:56,631 00:04:58,608 being jerks for a while, and I'd be like, being jerks for a while, and I'd be like,
154 00:04:58,632 00:05:01,068 "No, they're not," 'cause honestly? "No, they're not," 'cause honestly?
155 00:05:01,092 00:05:03,279 Most of the time when I'm home, they're asleep. Most of the time when I'm home, they're asleep.
156 00:05:03,303 00:05:06,115 But now I've got the full picture. But now I've got the full picture.
157 00:05:06,139 00:05:08,618 And I don't like who they are. And I don't like who they are.
158 00:05:08,642 00:05:10,453 [whispering] They're not nice people. [whispering] They're not nice people.
159 00:05:10,477 00:05:12,121 ‐ You love them! You're just sick of them. ‐ You love them! You're just sick of them.
160 00:05:12,145 00:05:13,748 It's a cabin fever thing. It's a cabin fever thing.
161 00:05:13,772 00:05:14,874 ‐ Sure. ‐ Sure.
162 00:05:14,898 00:05:16,125 Ellis! Ellis!
163 00:05:16,149 00:05:17,418 ‐ Hello. ‐ Ellis! ‐ Hello. ‐ Ellis!
164 00:05:17,442 00:05:18,461 ‐ You okay over there? ‐ You okay over there?
165 00:05:18,485 00:05:19,879 ‐ I've been better. ‐ I've been better.
166 00:05:19,903 00:05:21,964 Is Jazmin really gonna join? I'm worried about her. Is Jazmin really gonna join? I'm worried about her.
167 00:05:21,988 00:05:23,800 ‐ I know. We all are. ‐ I know. We all are.
168 00:05:23,824 00:05:26,135 She's been M. I. A. Since this whole thing started, She's been M. I. A. Since this whole thing started,
169 00:05:26,159 00:05:27,720 so when she replied to the group chat tonight so when she replied to the group chat tonight
170 00:05:27,744 00:05:28,888 that she was actually gonna join, that she was actually gonna join,
171 00:05:28,912 00:05:32,183 I was kind of, like, relieved but also nervous, you know? I was kind of, like, relieved but also nervous, you know?
172 00:05:32,207 00:05:33,643 ‐ I'm worried about you, Ellis. ‐ I'm worried about you, Ellis.
173 00:05:33,667 00:05:35,311 You seem a little off. You seem a little off.
174 00:05:35,335 00:05:36,979 You wanna talk? ‐ I don't know. You wanna talk? ‐ I don't know.
175 00:05:37,003 00:05:38,815 It's stupid. It's stupid.
176 00:05:38,839 00:05:39,982 [groans] [groans]
177 00:05:40,006 00:05:42,568 I know there are real problems in the world. I know there are real problems in the world.
178 00:05:42,592 00:05:44,654 ‐ Hey, no, the world is on fire right now. ‐ Hey, no, the world is on fire right now.
179 00:05:44,678 00:05:46,656 Every problem is a valid problem. Every problem is a valid problem.
180 00:05:46,680 00:05:47,806 ‐ It just, um... ‐ It just, um...
181 00:05:49,140 00:05:51,268 You know, it slammed into me today. You know, it slammed into me today.
182 00:05:52,936 00:05:55,498 The NBA is not coming back this year! The NBA is not coming back this year!
183 00:05:55,522 00:05:56,749 ‐ Oh, my God‐‐ ‐ Oh. ‐ Oh, my God‐‐ ‐ Oh.
184 00:05:56,773 00:05:58,793 ‐ I said I know there are bigger problems! ‐ I said I know there are bigger problems!
185 00:05:58,817 00:06:01,504 ‐ Every problem‐‐ every problem is bigger! ‐ Every problem‐‐ every problem is bigger!
186 00:06:01,528 00:06:03,965 ‐ You are not a Clippers fan, Ben. ‐ You are not a Clippers fan, Ben.
187 00:06:03,989 00:06:05,341 You don't understand. You don't understand.
188 00:06:05,365 00:06:06,342 ‐ You're right, I don't understand! ‐ You're right, I don't understand!
189 00:06:06,366 00:06:09,136 ‐ They have been my team for 15 years, all right? ‐ They have been my team for 15 years, all right?
190 00:06:09,160 00:06:10,471 Ever since I moved here. Ever since I moved here.
191 00:06:10,495 00:06:13,224 15 years of brutal, relentless, 15 years of brutal, relentless,
192 00:06:13,248 00:06:14,725 humiliating disappointment. humiliating disappointment.
193 00:06:14,749 00:06:16,352 ‐ Weren't the Lakers ahead of the Clippers? ‐ Weren't the Lakers ahead of the Clippers?
194 00:06:16,376 00:06:17,687 ‐ Oh, it was still the regular season. ‐ Oh, it was still the regular season.
195 00:06:17,711 00:06:19,689 You think Kawhi is gonna go full‐out before the playoffs? You think Kawhi is gonna go full‐out before the playoffs?
196 00:06:19,713 00:06:21,190 That is not his way, Annie! That is not his way, Annie!
197 00:06:21,214 00:06:22,191 That is not his way! That is not his way!
198 00:06:22,215 00:06:23,693 ‐ Come on, it's just one year, ‐ Come on, it's just one year,
199 00:06:23,717 00:06:25,528 and then they'll be back to their balls. and then they'll be back to their balls.
200 00:06:25,552 00:06:26,946 ‐ And it's not just the Clippers. ‐ And it's not just the Clippers.
201 00:06:26,970 00:06:29,657 All right, I need sports in my life. All right, I need sports in my life.
202 00:06:29,681 00:06:31,868 I think my brain is always thinking about sports I think my brain is always thinking about sports
203 00:06:31,892 00:06:33,202 in the background in a way that's actually in the background in a way that's actually
204 00:06:33,226 00:06:34,495 very therapeutic for me, very therapeutic for me,
205 00:06:34,519 00:06:36,205 and now that I don't have any of them, and now that I don't have any of them,
206 00:06:36,229 00:06:38,374 all that extra brain space has just diverted back all that extra brain space has just diverted back
207 00:06:38,398 00:06:40,001 into anxiety and neurosis. into anxiety and neurosis.
208 00:06:40,025 00:06:42,044 ‐ What about those marble races on YouTube? ‐ What about those marble races on YouTube?
209 00:06:42,068 00:06:43,045 ‐ Rigged. ‐ Rigged.
210 00:06:43,069 00:06:44,213 Blue Swirly wins way too often. Blue Swirly wins way too often.
211 00:06:44,237 00:06:45,548 I can't invest. I can't invest.
212 00:06:45,572 00:06:48,134 ‐ Guys, I miss our Sunday dinners. ‐ Guys, I miss our Sunday dinners.
213 00:06:48,158 00:06:49,218 I just need to feel like an adult I just need to feel like an adult
214 00:06:49,242 00:06:50,386 for, like, five seconds, please? for, like, five seconds, please?
215 00:06:50,410 00:06:51,721 ‐ You wanna feel like an adult? ‐ You wanna feel like an adult?
216 00:06:51,745 00:06:53,264 How about paying me that 20 bucks you owe me? How about paying me that 20 bucks you owe me?
217 00:06:53,288 00:06:55,016 ‐ Will you relax with the 20 bucks, Ellis? ‐ Will you relax with the 20 bucks, Ellis?
218 00:06:55,040 00:06:56,684 I will get you the 20 bucks! I will get you the 20 bucks!
219 00:06:56,708 00:06:58,394 It‐‐it's just that Richie handles the Venmo, It‐‐it's just that Richie handles the Venmo,
220 00:06:58,418 00:06:59,645 and I haven't asked him yet. and I haven't asked him yet.
221 00:06:59,669 00:07:00,730 ‐ I think you're still too scared ‐ I think you're still too scared
222 00:07:00,754 00:07:02,398 to tell him you lost at poker. ‐ No! to tell him you lost at poker. ‐ No!
223 00:07:02,422 00:07:03,858 I don't even like poker! I don't even like poker!
224 00:07:03,882 00:07:05,651 I just do it for the socializing. I just do it for the socializing.
225 00:07:05,675 00:07:08,529 ‐ The game is virtual, but your debts are not. ‐ The game is virtual, but your debts are not.
226 00:07:08,553 00:07:10,573 All: Garret! ‐ Hi, everybody. All: Garret! ‐ Hi, everybody.
227 00:07:10,597 00:07:11,907 Did we miss Jazmin? Did we miss Jazmin?
228 00:07:11,931 00:07:14,243 I have been having some crazy stress dreams I have been having some crazy stress dreams
229 00:07:14,267 00:07:15,411 about her and Greg. about her and Greg.
230 00:07:15,435 00:07:17,413 He told me that she moved to another part of the house. He told me that she moved to another part of the house.
231 00:07:17,437 00:07:18,831 That's insane. ‐ She hasn't joined yet. That's insane. ‐ She hasn't joined yet.
232 00:07:18,855 00:07:20,082 You're good. ‐ Okay. Great. You're good. ‐ Okay. Great.
233 00:07:20,106 00:07:21,834 Uh, I gotta go. Michelle is getting out Uh, I gotta go. Michelle is getting out
234 00:07:21,858 00:07:23,753 of her sound bath, and I have to shock the noodles of her sound bath, and I have to shock the noodles
235 00:07:23,777 00:07:25,755 in cold water, or the whole dinner is ruined. in cold water, or the whole dinner is ruined.
236 00:07:25,779 00:07:26,881 I'll be back in a bit, okay? ‐ What does that mean? I'll be back in a bit, okay? ‐ What does that mean?
237 00:07:26,905 00:07:28,424 What are you making? Can I have some? What are you making? Can I have some?
238 00:07:28,448 00:07:30,217 [phone ringing] [phone ringing]
239 00:07:30,241 00:07:33,012 ‐ Oh... hold up. Uh... ‐ Oh... hold up. Uh...
240 00:07:33,036 00:07:36,140 actually, I'm gonna take this. I'll be right back. actually, I'm gonna take this. I'll be right back.
241 00:07:36,164 00:07:38,225 ‐ Ben, Ben, Ben! Be‐‐ ‐ Ben, Ben, Ben! Be‐‐
242 00:07:38,249 00:07:39,268 Annie, did you ask him? Annie, did you ask him?
243 00:07:39,292 00:07:40,853 ‐ Not yet. ‐ Wait, ask him what? ‐ Not yet. ‐ Wait, ask him what?
244 00:07:40,877 00:07:42,605 ‐ Annie gave Ben an earlier start time ‐ Annie gave Ben an earlier start time
245 00:07:42,629 00:07:44,607 so she could ask him to move in with her. so she could ask him to move in with her.
246 00:07:44,631 00:07:45,775 ‐ What? Annie! ‐ What? Annie!
247 00:07:45,799 00:07:47,276 We're supposed to be social distancing! We're supposed to be social distancing!
248 00:07:47,300 00:07:48,778 What are you, our parents? ‐ Oh! What are you, our parents? ‐ Oh!
249 00:07:48,802 00:07:50,446 [laughing] I think it's fine. [laughing] I think it's fine.
250 00:07:50,470 00:07:51,947 Kids: Found you again! ‐ Ah! I'm not here! Kids: Found you again! ‐ Ah! I'm not here!
251 00:07:51,971 00:07:54,617 Go look for spiders in the attic! Go look for spiders in the attic!
252 00:07:54,641 00:07:56,535 Ben is incapable of being alone. Ben is incapable of being alone.
253 00:07:56,559 00:07:57,953 If we wait too long, he's gonna end up marrying If we wait too long, he's gonna end up marrying
254 00:07:57,977 00:07:58,914 a Postmates driver. a Postmates driver.
255 00:07:58,938 00:08:00,539 ‐ Yeah, but asking him to move in with you ‐ Yeah, but asking him to move in with you
256 00:08:00,563 00:08:02,291 is your opening move? is your opening move?
257 00:08:02,315 00:08:04,627 ‐ It's not some stranger, Ellis, it's Ben! ‐ It's not some stranger, Ellis, it's Ben!
258 00:08:04,651 00:08:06,087 We've been friends for four years, We've been friends for four years,
259 00:08:06,111 00:08:08,297 and we‐‐and we've always had this thing. and we‐‐and we've always had this thing.
260 00:08:08,321 00:08:11,801 We just... we've never been single at the same time, so... We just... we've never been single at the same time, so...
261 00:08:11,825 00:08:15,554 what if we just move in, and then we see what happens? what if we just move in, and then we see what happens?
262 00:08:15,578 00:08:17,181 ‐ I support you? ‐ I support you?
263 00:08:17,205 00:08:19,684 I guess, is what I'm doing? ‐ Thank you. I guess, is what I'm doing? ‐ Thank you.
264 00:08:19,708 00:08:20,810 ‐ It just seems like a very intense way ‐ It just seems like a very intense way
265 00:08:20,834 00:08:22,269 to start a relationship. ‐ So? to start a relationship. ‐ So?
266 00:08:22,293 00:08:23,646 It's intense! It's intense!
267 00:08:23,670 00:08:24,647 [laughing] I love it. [laughing] I love it.
268 00:08:24,671 00:08:25,648 I think it's great. I think it's great.
269 00:08:25,672 00:08:27,149 ‐ He was with Paz for way too long. ‐ He was with Paz for way too long.
270 00:08:27,173 00:08:28,567 ‐ Way too long. ‐ You know, that bitch ‐ Way too long. ‐ You know, that bitch
271 00:08:28,591 00:08:29,985 never asked me a single question about myself? never asked me a single question about myself?
272 00:08:30,009 00:08:32,488 Two years together and not a single question? Two years together and not a single question?
273 00:08:32,512 00:08:34,323 All right, she is selfish. She's boring! All right, she is selfish. She's boring!
274 00:08:34,347 00:08:35,658 I never got the allure. I never got the allure.
275 00:08:35,682 00:08:36,992 ‐ She is qualitatively hot. ‐ She is qualitatively hot.
276 00:08:37,016 00:08:38,327 ‐ Ugh. ‐ No! ‐ Ugh. ‐ No!
277 00:08:38,351 00:08:39,495 ‐ No, that's not what we're doing. ‐ No, that's not what we're doing.
278 00:08:39,519 00:08:42,331 ‐ One, no she's not. Two, it wears off. ‐ One, no she's not. Two, it wears off.
279 00:08:42,355 00:08:44,500 ‐ Nuh‐uh‐uh‐uh‐uh. She is vapid hot. ‐ Nuh‐uh‐uh‐uh‐uh. She is vapid hot.
280 00:08:44,524 00:08:45,751 That doesn't fade. That doesn't fade.
281 00:08:45,775 00:08:46,836 ‐ So what happened, Annie? You chicken out? ‐ So what happened, Annie? You chicken out?
282 00:08:46,860 00:08:49,755 ‐ No, we just got caught up talking about schnapps ‐ No, we just got caught up talking about schnapps
283 00:08:49,779 00:08:52,800 and Jazmin and Chicago, and then Pradeep logged on. and Jazmin and Chicago, and then Pradeep logged on.
284 00:08:52,824 00:08:54,343 ‐ I'm sorry! How long does it take to say, ‐ I'm sorry! How long does it take to say,
285 00:08:54,367 00:08:55,636 "Ben, will you move in with me?" "Ben, will you move in with me?"
286 00:08:55,660 00:08:57,179 There you go. ‐ Maybe it's a sign. There you go. ‐ Maybe it's a sign.
287 00:08:57,203 00:08:59,974 Maybe it's fate that I just shouldn't do this. Maybe it's fate that I just shouldn't do this.
288 00:08:59,998 00:09:01,559 ‐ No, no, no, no, no, no. You are doing this. ‐ No, no, no, no, no, no. You are doing this.
289 00:09:01,583 00:09:03,185 Annie, this is the most interesting thing Annie, this is the most interesting thing
290 00:09:03,209 00:09:04,753 in my life right now! in my life right now!
291 00:09:05,795 00:09:07,189 Do you want us to log off Do you want us to log off
292 00:09:07,213 00:09:08,357 so you can ask him? ‐ No! so you can ask him? ‐ No!
293 00:09:08,381 00:09:10,026 No, no, no. That'll be weird. No, no, no. That'll be weird.
294 00:09:10,050 00:09:11,193 No. I'll just do it at‐‐ No. I'll just do it at‐‐
295 00:09:11,217 00:09:14,864 ♪ The first Noel ♪ ♪ The first Noel ♪
296 00:09:14,888 00:09:18,284 ♪ The angels did scream ♪ ♪ The angels did scream ♪
297 00:09:18,308 00:09:19,660 Hey, Ben. Hey, Ben.
298 00:09:19,684 00:09:21,370 I'm just singing "First Noel" to everyone. I'm just singing "First Noel" to everyone.
299 00:09:21,394 00:09:23,998 ‐ I don't think that's how that goes, though. ‐ I don't think that's how that goes, though.
300 00:09:24,022 00:09:25,666 ‐ That was Paz. ‐ That was Paz.
301 00:09:25,690 00:09:28,151 She wants to move back in with me. She wants to move back in with me.
302 00:09:29,569 00:09:32,381 Oh! I think you guys are frozen. Oh! I think you guys are frozen.
303 00:09:32,405 00:09:34,508 Oh, never mind. You're back. Oh, never mind. You're back.
304 00:09:34,532 00:09:35,950 [piano notes] [piano notes]
305 00:09:41,414 00:09:41,748 [piano notes] [piano notes]
306 00:09:42,082 00:09:42,809 ‐ Wait. ‐ Wait.
307 00:09:42,833 00:09:44,393 Paz wants to move back in with you Paz wants to move back in with you
308 00:09:44,417 00:09:45,728 in the middle of a pandemic. in the middle of a pandemic.
309 00:09:45,752 00:09:47,730 ‐ I mean, it'd be nice to have someone around. ‐ I mean, it'd be nice to have someone around.
310 00:09:47,754 00:09:50,524 ‐ Totally! Someone for sure. ‐ Totally! Someone for sure.
311 00:09:50,548 00:09:53,235 Like maybe, um... Like maybe, um...
312 00:09:53,259 00:09:56,072 and this is just, like, off the top of my head here... and this is just, like, off the top of my head here...
313 00:09:56,096 00:09:59,241 ‐ So‐so‐so, like, have you guys been, uh, talking, or, uh... ‐ So‐so‐so, like, have you guys been, uh, talking, or, uh...
314 00:09:59,265 00:10:00,534 ‐ I mean, a little. ‐ I mean, a little.
315 00:10:00,558 00:10:02,703 I've been pretty lonely, and... you know. I've been pretty lonely, and... you know.
316 00:10:02,727 00:10:04,830 She's had some time to think recently. She's had some time to think recently.
317 00:10:04,854 00:10:06,540 ‐ Oh, has she? Has she had some time? ‐ Oh, has she? Has she had some time?
318 00:10:06,564 00:10:08,542 ‐ Yeah, she thinks maybe... ‐ Yeah, she thinks maybe...
319 00:10:08,566 00:10:09,877 breaking up was a mistake. breaking up was a mistake.
320 00:10:09,901 00:10:11,754 ‐ That's what she said? She said "maybe"? ‐ That's what she said? She said "maybe"?
321 00:10:11,778 00:10:12,589 ‐ Yeah. ‐ Yeah.
322 00:10:12,613 00:10:14,256 She called and said that maybe She called and said that maybe
323 00:10:14,280 00:10:15,758 she should move back in. she should move back in.
324 00:10:15,782 00:10:18,511 Look, I know we weren't perfect together, but... Look, I know we weren't perfect together, but...
325 00:10:18,535 00:10:21,055 going through all of this alone isn't exactly... going through all of this alone isn't exactly...
326 00:10:21,079 00:10:23,599 I mean, I don't know. Maybe I can't wait on perfect. I mean, I don't know. Maybe I can't wait on perfect.
327 00:10:23,623 00:10:25,935 What do you guys think? What do you guys think?
328 00:10:25,959 00:10:28,187 ‐ I mean, what we think is kind of secondary‐‐ ‐ I mean, what we think is kind of secondary‐‐
329 00:10:28,211 00:10:30,439 [laughs] I don't know, Ben, this is your life. [laughs] I don't know, Ben, this is your life.
330 00:10:30,463 00:10:31,565 What does your sense of dignity What does your sense of dignity
331 00:10:31,589 00:10:33,192 and self‐respect tell you to do? and self‐respect tell you to do?
332 00:10:33,216 00:10:34,902 ‐ Honestly, where the world is at right now, ‐ Honestly, where the world is at right now,
333 00:10:34,926 00:10:36,237 I'm‐‐I'm kinda leaning towards‐‐ I'm‐‐I'm kinda leaning towards‐‐
334 00:10:36,261 00:10:37,446 ‐ Ah‐ah‐ah‐ah‐ah‐ah‐ah. ‐ Ah‐ah‐ah‐ah‐ah‐ah‐ah.
335 00:10:37,470 00:10:38,739 I will say this. I will say this.
336 00:10:38,763 00:10:40,074 I feel like a lot of people are making I feel like a lot of people are making
337 00:10:40,098 00:10:41,408 poor decisions right now. poor decisions right now.
338 00:10:41,432 00:10:42,576 ‐ 100%. ‐ 100%.
339 00:10:42,600 00:10:44,078 I just ordered a PlayStation 4 I just ordered a PlayStation 4
340 00:10:44,102 00:10:46,789 so I can watch the computer play "NBA 2K20." so I can watch the computer play "NBA 2K20."
341 00:10:46,813 00:10:47,790 ‐ [stammers] They're stressed out! ‐ [stammers] They're stressed out!
342 00:10:47,814 00:10:49,583 They're anxious about the future, they're... They're anxious about the future, they're...
343 00:10:49,607 00:10:51,127 ‐ Horny. ‐ Lonely. ‐ Horny. ‐ Lonely.
344 00:10:51,151 00:10:51,962 ‐ [stammers] Lonely, yes. ‐ [stammers] Lonely, yes.
345 00:10:51,986 00:10:54,046 It's like 11:00 p. m. On prom night. It's like 11:00 p. m. On prom night.
346 00:10:54,070 00:10:56,590 Like, a lot of bad decisions about to be made. Like, a lot of bad decisions about to be made.
347 00:10:56,614 00:10:59,135 ‐ Also, I don't like this whole "maybe" part. ‐ Also, I don't like this whole "maybe" part.
348 00:10:59,159 00:11:01,804 Maybe breaking up was a mistake. Mm‐mm. Maybe breaking up was a mistake. Mm‐mm.
349 00:11:01,828 00:11:02,972 ‐ Plus, she has those night terrors. ‐ Plus, she has those night terrors.
350 00:11:02,996 00:11:05,182 Remember the time she punched you in the Adam's apple? Remember the time she punched you in the Adam's apple?
351 00:11:05,206 00:11:08,501 ‐ So you all think this is a bad idea? ‐ So you all think this is a bad idea?
352 00:11:09,502 00:11:11,438 ‐ Eh... again. ‐ Eh... again.
353 00:11:11,462 00:11:13,232 This is your life. This is your life.
354 00:11:13,256 00:11:15,484 Your rela‐‐no! kids: Hi! Your rela‐‐no! kids: Hi!
355 00:11:15,508 00:11:17,820 But knowing what you know, what do you think? But knowing what you know, what do you think?
356 00:11:17,844 00:11:19,822 ‐ What do you think about what? ‐ What do you think about what?
357 00:11:19,846 00:11:22,449 ‐ Oh, my God, Rufus, what is happening over there? ‐ Oh, my God, Rufus, what is happening over there?
358 00:11:22,473 00:11:23,450 ‐ Rufus, you okay, buddy? ‐ Rufus, you okay, buddy?
359 00:11:23,474 00:11:25,244 ‐ Uh... I've been better. ‐ Uh... I've been better.
360 00:11:25,268 00:11:27,288 ‐ Are you wearing a mask indoors? ‐ Are you wearing a mask indoors?
361 00:11:27,312 00:11:28,455 ‐ Yeah. You're welcome. ‐ Yeah. You're welcome.
362 00:11:28,479 00:11:29,790 ‐ Rufus, we've been over this. ‐ Rufus, we've been over this.
363 00:11:29,814 00:11:31,167 Masks are for outdoors. Masks are for outdoors.
364 00:11:31,191 00:11:32,334 ‐ No, no, no, no, no. We've been over this. ‐ No, no, no, no, no. We've been over this.
365 00:11:32,358 00:11:33,961 Masks are for surviving. Masks are for surviving.
366 00:11:33,985 00:11:35,754 ‐ Should I be wearing a mask indoors now? ‐ Should I be wearing a mask indoors now?
367 00:11:35,778 00:11:36,755 [together] No! [together] No!
368 00:11:36,779 00:11:37,798 ‐ Well, I don't know... ‐ Well, I don't know...
369 00:11:37,822 00:11:38,924 Do you want to die? 'Cause... Do you want to die? 'Cause...
370 00:11:38,948 00:11:40,968 ‐ No! Rufus! Stop scaring everybody! ‐ No! Rufus! Stop scaring everybody!
371 00:11:40,992 00:11:43,137 ‐ As you will recall, flashback, ‐ As you will recall, flashback,
372 00:11:43,161 00:11:44,471 about a month ago, about a month ago,
373 00:11:44,495 00:11:46,390 I said we should be wearing a mask I said we should be wearing a mask
374 00:11:46,414 00:11:47,683 whenever we leave the house. whenever we leave the house.
375 00:11:47,707 00:11:49,685 And what did you do? You laughed at me. And what did you do? You laughed at me.
376 00:11:49,709 00:11:50,853 You laughed! You laughed!
377 00:11:50,877 00:11:52,021 [in high‐pitched voice] You laughed! [in high‐pitched voice] You laughed!
378 00:11:52,045 00:11:54,690 ‐ We‐‐we didn't laugh. The CDC said we didn't have to. ‐ We‐‐we didn't laugh. The CDC said we didn't have to.
379 00:11:54,714 00:11:56,984 And then they said we did! ‐ Ah, yes, the CDC. And then they said we did! ‐ Ah, yes, the CDC.
380 00:11:57,008 00:11:59,361 Your beloved CDC! Your beloved CDC!
381 00:11:59,385 00:12:00,946 Oh, well, guess who got it wrong? Oh, well, guess who got it wrong?
382 00:12:00,970 00:12:02,781 I have it on very good authority, I have it on very good authority,
383 00:12:02,805 00:12:05,284 mask on, all times. I sleep in this. mask on, all times. I sleep in this.
384 00:12:05,308 00:12:06,452 ‐ Pretty sure that's not safe. ‐ Pretty sure that's not safe.
385 00:12:06,476 00:12:07,494 ‐ Maybe you should put some pillows ‐ Maybe you should put some pillows
386 00:12:07,518 00:12:09,663 over your face, really smother the virus out. over your face, really smother the virus out.
387 00:12:09,687 00:12:11,165 ‐ Where are you getting this information? ‐ Where are you getting this information?
388 00:12:11,189 00:12:12,833 ‐ I have a friend. ‐ I have a friend.
389 00:12:12,857 00:12:15,002 A very direct friend. A very direct friend.
390 00:12:15,026 00:12:18,672 Who knows a guy very high up at the CDZ. Who knows a guy very high up at the CDZ.
391 00:12:18,696 00:12:20,132 ‐ You mean the CDC? ‐ You mean the CDC?
392 00:12:20,156 00:12:22,218 ‐ No, Ben, the CDZ. ‐ No, Ben, the CDZ.
393 00:12:22,242 00:12:24,720 The Cody Dawkins Zone. It's a podcast. The Cody Dawkins Zone. It's a podcast.
394 00:12:24,744 00:12:26,680 ‐ Wait, who's Cody Dawkins? Is he a doctor? ‐ Wait, who's Cody Dawkins? Is he a doctor?
395 00:12:26,704 00:12:28,432 ‐ He was. He was a doctor. ‐ He was. He was a doctor.
396 00:12:28,456 00:12:29,892 ‐ No! Annie, don't list‐‐ ‐ No! Annie, don't list‐‐
397 00:12:29,916 00:12:32,186 Rufus, stop it! You're wrong about this. Rufus, stop it! You're wrong about this.
398 00:12:32,210 00:12:34,688 You were wrong about the sipping hot water thing, You were wrong about the sipping hot water thing,
399 00:12:34,712 00:12:36,023 and the laying the clothes out in the sun thing. and the laying the clothes out in the sun thing.
400 00:12:36,047 00:12:38,025 ‐ Neither of those have been disproven! ‐ Neither of those have been disproven!
401 00:12:38,049 00:12:41,070 The virus is surrounded by a very thin layer of fat‐‐ The virus is surrounded by a very thin layer of fat‐‐
402 00:12:41,094 00:12:42,696 ‐ No, you're wrong, you're just wro‐‐ ‐ No, you're wrong, you're just wro‐‐
403 00:12:42,720 00:12:45,324 [children laughing] Ah! Halloween candy! [children laughing] Ah! Halloween candy!
404 00:12:45,348 00:12:47,159 Kids: Candy! ‐ Rufus! Kids: Candy! ‐ Rufus!
405 00:12:47,183 00:12:48,535 Take off that mask! Take off that mask!
406 00:12:48,559 00:12:50,412 I'm tired of talking about this! I'm tired of talking about this!
407 00:12:50,436 00:12:52,164 Ben! Ben!
408 00:12:52,188 00:12:53,874 What are you gonna do? What are you gonna do?
409 00:12:53,898 00:12:54,875 ‐ I don't know, I'm probably just ‐ I don't know, I'm probably just
410 00:12:54,899 00:12:56,252 gonna keep wearing mine outside. gonna keep wearing mine outside.
411 00:12:56,276 00:12:57,544 ‐ Not about the mask! ‐ Not about the mask!
412 00:12:57,568 00:12:59,255 About Paz! About Paz!
413 00:12:59,279 00:13:00,506 ‐ What's happening with Paz? ‐ What's happening with Paz?
414 00:13:00,530 00:13:01,924 ‐ She wants to move in with Ben. ‐ She wants to move in with Ben.
415 00:13:01,948 00:13:02,925 ‐ No, I'm sorry, I can't allow that. ‐ No, I'm sorry, I can't allow that.
416 00:13:02,949 00:13:05,052 ‐ Um... ‐ I guarantee you, Ben, ‐ Um... ‐ I guarantee you, Ben,
417 00:13:05,076 00:13:07,554 Paz has not been keeping a tight quarantine. Paz has not been keeping a tight quarantine.
418 00:13:07,578 00:13:09,765 ‐ Yeah, I mean, if we were talking ‐ Yeah, I mean, if we were talking
419 00:13:09,789 00:13:11,934 about someone like... Annie... about someone like... Annie...
420 00:13:11,958 00:13:13,852 you know, that'd be totally fine! you know, that'd be totally fine!
421 00:13:13,876 00:13:15,604 ‐ Okay, we don't need to talk about this anymore! ‐ Okay, we don't need to talk about this anymore!
422 00:13:15,628 00:13:18,565 ‐ What? It's a compliment! Annie keeps a tight Q! Respect! ‐ What? It's a compliment! Annie keeps a tight Q! Respect!
423 00:13:18,589 00:13:19,900 ‐ Hi, guys! Sorry we're late. ‐ Hi, guys! Sorry we're late.
424 00:13:19,924 00:13:21,860 ‐ Oh, my God, what is that? ‐ Oh, my God, what is that?
425 00:13:21,884 00:13:23,445 ‐ What is that? Is that takeout? ‐ What is that? Is that takeout?
426 00:13:23,469 00:13:26,407 Why don't you just go lick a glove from a shopping cart? Why don't you just go lick a glove from a shopping cart?
427 00:13:26,431 00:13:27,741 ‐ No, Garret made ramen. ‐ No, Garret made ramen.
428 00:13:27,765 00:13:29,952 Like, he spent all day making noodles from scratch. Like, he spent all day making noodles from scratch.
429 00:13:29,976 00:13:31,620 ‐ Yeah, the secret is that you have to bake ‐ Yeah, the secret is that you have to bake
430 00:13:31,644 00:13:33,080 the baking soda first, the baking soda first,
431 00:13:33,104 00:13:34,957 and Michelle is making these amazing pastries. and Michelle is making these amazing pastries.
432 00:13:34,981 00:13:36,250 ‐ Yeah, and he keeps eating them. ‐ Yeah, and he keeps eating them.
433 00:13:36,274 00:13:38,377 ‐ I found a recipe for croissants ‐ I found a recipe for croissants
434 00:13:38,401 00:13:40,379 that I was gonna try. that I was gonna try.
435 00:13:40,403 00:13:42,464 But I didn't. But I didn't.
436 00:13:42,488 00:13:45,134 Yeah, I didn't do it. Yeah, I didn't do it.
437 00:13:45,158 00:13:46,927 ‐ Well, we're gonna make you some. ‐ Well, we're gonna make you some.
438 00:13:46,951 00:13:48,095 As soon as everybody can have dinner As soon as everybody can have dinner
439 00:13:48,119 00:13:50,139 together again, this is first up. together again, this is first up.
440 00:13:50,163 00:13:52,266 ‐ I mean, I feel like you can just send it to us now ‐ I mean, I feel like you can just send it to us now
441 00:13:52,290 00:13:54,143 if we just wash our hands and socially distance. if we just wash our hands and socially distance.
442 00:13:54,167 00:13:55,394 ‐ No. ‐ How are you guys doing ‐ No. ‐ How are you guys doing
443 00:13:55,418 00:13:56,770 over there? over there?
444 00:13:56,794 00:13:58,397 ‐ You know, we've been better. ‐ We're okay. ‐ You know, we've been better. ‐ We're okay.
445 00:13:58,421 00:13:59,773 ‐ Have you? ‐ What? ‐ Have you? ‐ What?
446 00:13:59,797 00:14:00,816 ‐ Been better? ‐ Been better?
447 00:14:00,840 00:14:02,776 All the cooking, the date nights. All the cooking, the date nights.
448 00:14:02,800 00:14:03,986 The yarn wall thingies. The yarn wall thingies.
449 00:14:04,010 00:14:05,654 Both: Macramé. ‐ Right. Both: Macramé. ‐ Right.
450 00:14:05,678 00:14:07,322 It kinda seems like you guys are thriving. It kinda seems like you guys are thriving.
451 00:14:07,346 00:14:09,116 ‐ No, I wouldn't go that far. ‐ Thriving? ‐ No, I wouldn't go that far. ‐ Thriving?
452 00:14:09,140 00:14:10,117 ‐ No. ‐ I wouldn't say "thriving." ‐ No. ‐ I wouldn't say "thriving."
453 00:14:10,141 00:14:12,911 ‐ This is peak Garret and Michelle. No hate. ‐ This is peak Garret and Michelle. No hate.
454 00:14:12,935 00:14:14,788 ‐ Michelle, you're my sister, I love you. ‐ Michelle, you're my sister, I love you.
455 00:14:14,812 00:14:16,665 Everyone is having a different experience. Everyone is having a different experience.
456 00:14:16,689 00:14:20,294 It's okay if yours happen to be a good one. It's okay if yours happen to be a good one.
457 00:14:20,318 00:14:22,421 ‐ Quarantine is super dope! ‐ Quarantine is super dope!
458 00:14:22,445 00:14:23,756 Ah! Sorry! Ah! Sorry!
459 00:14:23,780 00:14:25,007 ‐ Okay, no, no, no, no! ‐ Okay, no, no, no, no!
460 00:14:25,031 00:14:26,508 That sounds really, really bad. That sounds really, really bad.
461 00:14:26,532 00:14:27,926 We‐‐we know that there is We‐‐we know that there is
462 00:14:27,950 00:14:29,803 a lot of hurt right now. ‐ Yes. a lot of hurt right now. ‐ Yes.
463 00:14:29,827 00:14:32,347 ‐ And we are giving a lot of money to charity, ‐ And we are giving a lot of money to charity,
464 00:14:32,371 00:14:34,725 and Michelle is making masks for the hospital. and Michelle is making masks for the hospital.
465 00:14:34,749 00:14:36,518 ‐ Oh, they're so cute! ‐ And needed! ‐ Oh, they're so cute! ‐ And needed!
466 00:14:36,542 00:14:38,353 ‐ So cute and so needed! ‐ So cute and so needed!
467 00:14:38,377 00:14:39,354 ‐ But if we're being honest... ‐ But if we're being honest...
468 00:14:39,378 00:14:40,481 ‐ We needed this! ‐ We needed this!
469 00:14:40,505 00:14:41,774 ‐ So bad! ‐ So bad!
470 00:14:41,798 00:14:43,484 I am so thrilled that I get to spend I am so thrilled that I get to spend
471 00:14:43,508 00:14:44,943 every day with my wife, every day with my wife,
472 00:14:44,967 00:14:46,195 doing all of my passions; doing all of my passions;
473 00:14:46,219 00:14:48,197 cooking, gardening, fixing this place up. cooking, gardening, fixing this place up.
474 00:14:48,221 00:14:49,323 ‐ You know, we've got this, like, ‐ You know, we've got this, like,
475 00:14:49,347 00:14:50,532 homesteader vibe going on. homesteader vibe going on.
476 00:14:50,556 00:14:52,159 We're like New Age frontiers people. We're like New Age frontiers people.
477 00:14:52,183 00:14:54,036 ‐ I don't want it to end. Is that weird to say? ‐ I don't want it to end. Is that weird to say?
478 00:14:54,060 00:14:56,038 I know parts of this are very, very bad, I know parts of this are very, very bad,
479 00:14:56,062 00:14:58,832 but some of this is so great for us right now! but some of this is so great for us right now!
480 00:14:58,856 00:15:01,835 ‐ Hey, guys! Sorry I'm late. ‐ Hey, guys! Sorry I'm late.
481 00:15:01,859 00:15:04,046 The Wi‐Fi in my basement is terrible, The Wi‐Fi in my basement is terrible,
482 00:15:04,070 00:15:05,839 so I decided to try you from the hospital so I decided to try you from the hospital
483 00:15:05,863 00:15:07,049 before I head home. before I head home.
484 00:15:07,073 00:15:10,010 ‐ Hey, Jazmin. How are you? ‐ Hey, Jazmin. How are you?
485 00:15:10,034 00:15:11,845 ‐ I've been better. ‐ I've been better.
486 00:15:11,869 00:15:13,704 [somber piano notes] [somber piano notes]
487 00:15:18,334 00:15:19,334 [all speaking at once] [all speaking at once]
488 00:15:19,544 00:15:22,231 ‐ I miss you guys. I miss you so much. ‐ I miss you guys. I miss you so much.
489 00:15:22,255 00:15:24,399 What's great for you, Garret? What's great for you, Garret?
490 00:15:24,423 00:15:28,153 I could use some great right now. I could use some great right now.
491 00:15:28,177 00:15:29,488 ‐ Garret, Michelle, ‐ Garret, Michelle,
492 00:15:29,512 00:15:30,406 were you guys just saying something? were you guys just saying something?
493 00:15:30,430 00:15:32,241 ‐ I don't recall. ‐ No. Absolutely not. ‐ I don't recall. ‐ No. Absolutely not.
494 00:15:32,265 00:15:33,242 ‐ Y'all were so excited earlier. ‐ Y'all were so excited earlier.
495 00:15:33,266 00:15:34,243 ‐ Yeah, Michelle, you were talking about, like, ‐ Yeah, Michelle, you were talking about, like,
496 00:15:34,267 00:15:36,745 homesteading, and... ‐ No, I was not, Pradeep. homesteading, and... ‐ No, I was not, Pradeep.
497 00:15:36,769 00:15:38,247 We just got here also. We just got here also.
498 00:15:38,271 00:15:40,666 ‐ Okay. Well, what are you eating? ‐ Okay. Well, what are you eating?
499 00:15:40,690 00:15:41,917 That looks amazing! That looks amazing!
500 00:15:41,941 00:15:44,044 ‐ It's not great. ‐ It's trash. I hate it. ‐ It's not great. ‐ It's trash. I hate it.
501 00:15:44,068 00:15:46,046 ‐ How's New York? ‐ How's New York?
502 00:15:46,070 00:15:47,589 ‐ You don't want to know. ‐ You don't want to know.
503 00:15:47,613 00:15:51,176 ‐ Yeah. Yeah, we do. How you holding up? ‐ Yeah. Yeah, we do. How you holding up?
504 00:15:51,200 00:15:52,594 ‐ How am I holding up? ‐ How am I holding up?
505 00:15:52,618 00:15:55,597 Uh, well... [laughs] Uh, well... [laughs]
506 00:15:55,621 00:15:57,641 I haven't hugged my kids or kissed my husband I haven't hugged my kids or kissed my husband
507 00:15:57,665 00:15:59,143 in four weeks. in four weeks.
508 00:15:59,167 00:16:02,104 I get up three hours after I go to bed. I get up three hours after I go to bed.
509 00:16:02,128 00:16:04,773 And... each shift starts with a meeting And... each shift starts with a meeting
510 00:16:04,797 00:16:06,608 where we go through all the things we don't have where we go through all the things we don't have
511 00:16:06,632 00:16:08,902 and what our plan is to deal with that. and what our plan is to deal with that.
512 00:16:08,926 00:16:10,612 And those meeting last And those meeting last
513 00:16:10,636 00:16:13,282 a really long time because we don't have anything. a really long time because we don't have anything.
514 00:16:13,306 00:16:15,117 And I'm trying to be clinical and objective And I'm trying to be clinical and objective
515 00:16:15,141 00:16:16,618 where I need to be, and sympathetic where I need to be, and sympathetic
516 00:16:16,642 00:16:19,454 and compassionate when I can be, but then... and compassionate when I can be, but then...
517 00:16:19,478 00:16:21,248 all of a sudden, I have to decide all of a sudden, I have to decide
518 00:16:21,272 00:16:23,125 who gets a ventilator and who doesn't. who gets a ventilator and who doesn't.
519 00:16:23,149 00:16:25,627 I mean, do you give it to the old guy? I mean, do you give it to the old guy?
520 00:16:25,651 00:16:27,129 In bed number 13? In bed number 13?
521 00:16:27,153 00:16:28,630 Because he probably needs it more. Because he probably needs it more.
522 00:16:28,654 00:16:30,132 And because old people have as much right And because old people have as much right
523 00:16:30,156 00:16:32,467 and desire to live as the young people do. and desire to live as the young people do.
524 00:16:32,491 00:16:35,387 And even though you don't want to admit it to yourself, And even though you don't want to admit it to yourself,
525 00:16:35,411 00:16:37,431 there's a small part of you, every time you look at him, there's a small part of you, every time you look at him,
526 00:16:37,455 00:16:40,851 you think, "Holy hell. He looks just like my father." you think, "Holy hell. He looks just like my father."
527 00:16:40,875 00:16:43,896 Or do you give to the woman in her 40s in bed number 7? Or do you give to the woman in her 40s in bed number 7?
528 00:16:43,920 00:16:46,565 Who just got remarried, and is spending her honeymoon Who just got remarried, and is spending her honeymoon
529 00:16:46,589 00:16:48,317 in the ICU, even though she's probably got in the ICU, even though she's probably got
530 00:16:48,341 00:16:49,985 a better shot at surviving without it. a better shot at surviving without it.
531 00:16:50,009 00:16:53,447 But then, also, what if she doesn't? But then, also, what if she doesn't?
532 00:16:53,471 00:16:55,657 You know, just imagine that. For a second. You know, just imagine that. For a second.
533 00:16:55,681 00:16:57,242 And then you stop, and you think, And then you stop, and you think,
534 00:16:57,266 00:16:58,994 "What an insane question "What an insane question
535 00:16:59,018 00:17:00,996 "for a doctor to have to ask herself "for a doctor to have to ask herself
536 00:17:01,020 00:17:02,581 "in the middle of a hospital "in the middle of a hospital
537 00:17:02,605 00:17:04,833 in the middle of a city in America." in the middle of a city in America."
538 00:17:04,857 00:17:07,294 But then, suddenly, surprise. But then, suddenly, surprise.
539 00:17:07,318 00:17:09,004 You don't have to make that decision after all You don't have to make that decision after all
540 00:17:09,028 00:17:11,506 because another ventilator has suddenly become available, because another ventilator has suddenly become available,
541 00:17:11,530 00:17:14,009 and you try not to think too hard... and you try not to think too hard...
542 00:17:14,033 00:17:15,302 about why that might be. about why that might be.
543 00:17:15,326 00:17:16,845 You just say, "Great." You just say, "Great."
544 00:17:16,869 00:17:18,847 You know, "Tell the vent tech to hook them both up You know, "Tell the vent tech to hook them both up
545 00:17:18,871 00:17:20,807 "when he's back from whatever extended dinner break "when he's back from whatever extended dinner break
546 00:17:20,831 00:17:23,477 he's taking, and I'm going home." he's taking, and I'm going home."
547 00:17:23,501 00:17:25,354 And you try to sleep for three more hours, And you try to sleep for three more hours,
548 00:17:25,378 00:17:27,356 and then you get up, and you do it all again. and then you get up, and you do it all again.
549 00:17:27,380 00:17:29,691 Only when you get to work, Only when you get to work,
550 00:17:29,715 00:17:32,528 you find out that both your patients are alive, you find out that both your patients are alive,
551 00:17:32,552 00:17:34,613 but neither of them have been ventilated, but neither of them have been ventilated,
552 00:17:34,637 00:17:36,698 and when you ask why that is, they say, and when you ask why that is, they say,
553 00:17:36,722 00:17:38,659 "Because one of the things you don't have today "Because one of the things you don't have today
554 00:17:38,683 00:17:39,536 is a vent tech." is a vent tech."
555 00:17:39,560 00:17:41,870 And when you ask why that is, they say, And when you ask why that is, they say,
556 00:17:41,894 00:17:43,121 "Because... "Because...
557 00:17:43,145 00:17:44,706 [voice breaking] he's in bed number three." [voice breaking] he's in bed number three."
558 00:17:44,730 00:17:46,816 [crying] [crying]
559 00:17:48,234 00:17:50,629 [sobbing] And also... [sobbing] And also...
560 00:17:50,653 00:17:54,550 It just hit me like a piano smashing down on me that‐‐ It just hit me like a piano smashing down on me that‐‐
561 00:17:54,574 00:17:56,659 [sobs] [sobs]
562 00:17:57,743 00:18:01,723 The Clippers are not coming back this year. The Clippers are not coming back this year.
563 00:18:01,747 00:18:02,933 We had momentum. We had momentum.
564 00:18:02,957 00:18:05,310 We had the team, and I had really good tickets We had the team, and I had really good tickets
565 00:18:05,334 00:18:07,062 for when they play the Knicks and the Nets. for when they play the Knicks and the Nets.
566 00:18:07,086 00:18:10,232 And all of that is just gone now. And all of that is just gone now.
567 00:18:10,256 00:18:12,466 It's not coming back. It's not coming back.
568 00:18:15,052 00:18:16,905 ‐ Those were really great seats. ‐ Those were really great seats.
569 00:18:16,929 00:18:18,490 ‐ Right? ‐ Right?
570 00:18:18,514 00:18:20,367 ‐ When I came to visit and you took me, ‐ When I came to visit and you took me,
571 00:18:20,391 00:18:22,035 I felt like pre‐ "Lemonade" Beyoncé. I felt like pre‐ "Lemonade" Beyoncé.
572 00:18:22,059 00:18:23,328 ‐ Me too! ‐ Me too!
573 00:18:23,352 00:18:25,914 We were like double‐2003 Beyoncés We were like double‐2003 Beyoncés
574 00:18:25,938 00:18:28,375 watching Kawhi dunk on everybody's heads. watching Kawhi dunk on everybody's heads.
575 00:18:28,399 00:18:31,253 Rufus, take that thing off your face Rufus, take that thing off your face
576 00:18:31,277 00:18:32,754 before I reach through the screen before I reach through the screen
577 00:18:32,778 00:18:34,214 and rip it off myself. and rip it off myself.
578 00:18:34,238 00:18:36,091 ‐ Thank you! ‐ Thank you. ‐ Thank you! ‐ Thank you.
579 00:18:36,115 00:18:37,175 Thank you. Thank you.
580 00:18:37,199 00:18:38,427 ‐ Ah, you know, Ben's thinking ‐ Ah, you know, Ben's thinking
581 00:18:38,451 00:18:40,262 about letting Paz move back in. about letting Paz move back in.
582 00:18:40,286 00:18:42,306 ‐ No! What? Don't do that! ‐ No! What? Don't do that!
583 00:18:42,330 00:18:43,974 ‐ That's what I said! That's what I said! ‐ That's what I said! That's what I said!
584 00:18:43,998 00:18:47,769 ‐ How short is your memory? Has history taught you nothing? ‐ How short is your memory? Has history taught you nothing?
585 00:18:47,793 00:18:49,438 What are any of us doing? What are any of us doing?
586 00:18:49,462 00:18:52,190 Annie, tell Ben you love him already. Annie, tell Ben you love him already.
587 00:18:52,214 00:18:54,026 ‐ [gasps] ‐ Uh‐‐ ‐ [gasps] ‐ Uh‐‐
588 00:18:54,050 00:18:55,277 ‐ Oh, my God! ‐ Ben, I didn't‐‐ ‐ Oh, my God! ‐ Ben, I didn't‐‐
589 00:18:55,301 00:18:56,445 I never said‐‐ ‐ I'm so sorry! I never said‐‐ ‐ I'm so sorry!
590 00:18:56,469 00:18:57,613 ‐ Wait, wait, what's wrong with his fac‐‐ ‐ Wait, wait, what's wrong with his fac‐‐
591 00:18:57,637 00:18:59,448 Oh, he's frozen. ‐ Ben, can you hear us? Oh, he's frozen. ‐ Ben, can you hear us?
592 00:18:59,472 00:19:00,949 ‐ I don't think he can hear us. ‐ I don't think he can hear us.
593 00:19:00,973 00:19:02,242 ‐ Oh, thank God. ‐ Oh, thank God.
594 00:19:02,266 00:19:03,952 ‐ Jazmin! ‐ I'm sorry! ‐ Jazmin! ‐ I'm sorry!
595 00:19:03,976 00:19:06,288 I told you I was tired! It just came out! I told you I was tired! It just came out!
596 00:19:06,312 00:19:08,457 ‐ It's okay! But maybe put it back in. ‐ It's okay! But maybe put it back in.
597 00:19:08,481 00:19:10,459 ‐ Annie, I would never! ‐ Annie, I would never!
598 00:19:10,483 00:19:12,628 ‐ No, it's fine, I know. I know. ‐ No, it's fine, I know. I know.
599 00:19:12,652 00:19:15,130 I can't even imagine what I would be saying I can't even imagine what I would be saying
600 00:19:15,154 00:19:16,632 if I was you right now. ‐ [laughs] if I was you right now. ‐ [laughs]
601 00:19:16,656 00:19:18,550 ‐ I do! I love him! I love Ben! ‐ I do! I love him! I love Ben!
602 00:19:18,574 00:19:21,053 I just want to tell him when... I just want to tell him when...
603 00:19:21,077 00:19:25,182 ♪ When Annie was in Egypt's land ♪ ♪ When Annie was in Egypt's land ♪
604 00:19:25,206 00:19:27,768 ♪ Let my Annie go ♪ ♪ Let my Annie go ♪
605 00:19:27,792 00:19:28,810 Hey, Ben. Hey, Ben.
606 00:19:28,834 00:19:30,979 I was just singing "Let My Annie Go." I was just singing "Let My Annie Go."
607 00:19:31,003 00:19:32,606 ‐ Sorry, my internet crapped out. ‐ Sorry, my internet crapped out.
608 00:19:32,630 00:19:34,316 ‐ I'm telling you, if we could get phones ‐ I'm telling you, if we could get phones
609 00:19:34,340 00:19:35,776 on this Verizon network, on this Verizon network,
610 00:19:35,800 00:19:36,818 our connection would be awesome. our connection would be awesome.
611 00:19:36,842 00:19:38,820 ‐ Uh, Ben, where'd we lose you, buddy? ‐ Uh, Ben, where'd we lose you, buddy?
612 00:19:38,844 00:19:39,614 What was, uh... What was, uh...
613 00:19:39,638 00:19:41,448 what was happening at that point? what was happening at that point?
614 00:19:41,472 00:19:42,824 ‐ You were threatening to beat up Rufus ‐ You were threatening to beat up Rufus
615 00:19:42,848 00:19:44,159 through your phone screen. through your phone screen.
616 00:19:44,183 00:19:45,410 ‐ Oh, yes! ‐ Oh! ‐ Oh, yes! ‐ Oh!
617 00:19:45,434 00:19:46,662 Terrific! ‐ Bad Rufus. Terrific! ‐ Bad Rufus.
618 00:19:46,686 00:19:48,330 ‐ That's great. ‐ 'Cause Rufus is the worst. ‐ That's great. ‐ 'Cause Rufus is the worst.
619 00:19:48,354 00:19:49,831 ‐ Excuse me? ‐ I'm sorry, you're the worst. ‐ Excuse me? ‐ I'm sorry, you're the worst.
620 00:19:49,855 00:19:51,166 I love you, but you're the worst. I love you, but you're the worst.
621 00:19:51,190 00:19:54,586 ‐ I love you, too. ‐ Hey, guys? ‐ I love you, too. ‐ Hey, guys?
622 00:19:54,610 00:19:55,505 This is... This is...
623 00:19:55,529 00:19:58,131 this is gonna end, right? this is gonna end, right?
624 00:19:58,155 00:20:01,259 Like, we'll do another month or so of quarantine, Like, we'll do another month or so of quarantine,
625 00:20:01,283 00:20:02,844 and then we'll go back to normal, and then we'll go back to normal,
626 00:20:02,868 00:20:05,597 and we'll go back to hanging out in person. and we'll go back to hanging out in person.
627 00:20:05,621 00:20:07,224 Right? Right?
628 00:20:07,248 00:20:09,685 'Cause I really miss you guys. 'Cause I really miss you guys.
629 00:20:09,709 00:20:12,854 ‐ I mean, that's the plan, right? ‐ I mean, that's the plan, right?
630 00:20:12,878 00:20:15,464 I mean, how much worse could it get? I mean, how much worse could it get?
631 00:20:17,049 00:20:19,861 ‐ You guys! You're bringing down the room. ‐ You guys! You're bringing down the room.
632 00:20:19,885 00:20:21,530 ‐ We're bringing it down? ‐ We're bringing it down?
633 00:20:21,554 00:20:23,532 ‐ Garret! ‐ Come on! ‐ Garret! ‐ Come on!
634 00:20:23,556 00:20:26,201 ‐ Talk to me about this broth. Spare me no details. ‐ Talk to me about this broth. Spare me no details.
635 00:20:26,225 00:20:28,203 What are we talking? Shoyu? Tonkotsu? What are we talking? Shoyu? Tonkotsu?
636 00:20:28,227 00:20:30,372 Hit me. ‐ Okay, so... Hit me. ‐ Okay, so...
637 00:20:30,396 00:20:33,667 ‐ ♪ Take a load off, Fanny ♪ ‐ ♪ Take a load off, Fanny ♪
638 00:20:33,691 00:20:36,795 ♪ Take a load for free ♪ ♪ Take a load for free ♪
639 00:20:36,819 00:20:39,881 ♪ Take a load off, Fanny ♪ ♪ Take a load off, Fanny ♪
640 00:20:39,905 00:20:41,216 ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪
641 00:20:41,240 00:20:42,217 ♪ And... ♪ ♪ And... ♪
642 00:20:42,241 00:20:43,552 [singers harmonizing] [singers harmonizing]
643 00:20:43,576 00:20:47,222 both: ♪ You put the load right on me ♪ both: ♪ You put the load right on me ♪
644 00:20:47,246 00:20:54,336 ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪
645 00:20:58,090 00:21:01,051 [song concludes] [song concludes]
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