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1 00:00:06,256 00:00:08,985 ‐ Coronavirus crisis explodes across the nation. ‐ Coronavirus crisis explodes across the nation.
2 00:00:09,009 00:00:11,654 ‐ Stay home and save lives. ‐ Stay home and save lives.
3 00:00:11,678 00:00:13,448 ‐ In Los Angeles, officials managing ‐ In Los Angeles, officials managing
4 00:00:13,472 00:00:16,826 the emergency response say the power to beat COVID‐19 the emergency response say the power to beat COVID‐19
5 00:00:16,850 00:00:18,661 lies with every American. lies with every American.
6 00:00:18,685 00:00:20,246 ‐ President Trump wants to reopen the country ‐ President Trump wants to reopen the country
7 00:00:20,270 00:00:21,623 by Easter Sunday. by Easter Sunday.
8 00:00:46,880 00:00:48,024 ‐ Hello? ‐ Hello?
9 00:00:48,048 00:00:49,275 Annie? ‐ Ben! Annie? ‐ Ben!
10 00:00:49,299 00:00:51,527 Hi! Wait, it's not 8:30 yet. Hi! Wait, it's not 8:30 yet.
11 00:00:51,551 00:00:53,029 ‐ You said 8:15. ‐ You said 8:15.
12 00:00:53,053 00:00:55,782 ‐ No, I 100% said 8:30. ‐ No, I 100% said 8:30.
13 00:00:55,806 00:00:56,866 ‐ You did? ‐ You did?
14 00:00:56,890 00:00:57,867 That's it. That's it.
15 00:00:57,891 00:00:59,452 My mind is broken. My mind is broken.
16 00:00:59,476 00:01:01,371 ‐ No, it's okay, your mind's not broken. ‐ No, it's okay, your mind's not broken.
17 00:01:01,395 00:01:02,872 ‐ I put my running shoes on this morning ‐ I put my running shoes on this morning
18 00:01:02,896 00:01:04,332 before I hopped in the shower. before I hopped in the shower.
19 00:01:04,356 00:01:06,167 ‐ Oh, yeah, maybe your mind is a little broken. ‐ Oh, yeah, maybe your mind is a little broken.
20 00:01:06,191 00:01:07,377 ‐ It's broken. ‐ It's broken.
21 00:01:07,401 00:01:08,711 All these stores are closed. All these stores are closed.
22 00:01:08,735 00:01:10,213 I can't even go get it fixed. I can't even go get it fixed.
23 00:01:10,237 00:01:12,048 ‐ Well, since I have you here, ‐ Well, since I have you here,
24 00:01:12,072 00:01:13,049 I wanted to run something... ‐ Wait. I wanted to run something... ‐ Wait.
25 00:01:13,073 00:01:15,552 ‐ By you. ‐ Then why are you here? ‐ By you. ‐ Then why are you here?
26 00:01:15,576 00:01:18,471 ‐ Honestly, I keep this on for company sometimes. ‐ Honestly, I keep this on for company sometimes.
27 00:01:18,495 00:01:21,224 ‐ You keep a live video chat on for c‐‐why? ‐ You keep a live video chat on for c‐‐why?
28 00:01:21,248 00:01:22,600 In case the FBI gets bored? In case the FBI gets bored?
29 00:01:22,624 00:01:23,768 ‐ It's like an aquarium! ‐ It's like an aquarium!
30 00:01:23,792 00:01:24,894 ‐ In what sense? ‐ In what sense?
31 00:01:24,918 00:01:27,522 ‐ In that it's rectangular, ‐ In that it's rectangular,
32 00:01:27,546 00:01:30,567 you know, and maybe one of you will swim by, bloop bloop. you know, and maybe one of you will swim by, bloop bloop.
33 00:01:30,591 00:01:32,652 ‐ That's the saddest thing I've ever heard in my life. ‐ That's the saddest thing I've ever heard in my life.
34 00:01:32,676 00:01:33,861 ‐ Ben, it's 2020. ‐ Ben, it's 2020.
35 00:01:33,885 00:01:35,196 What, are you trying to jinx us? What, are you trying to jinx us?
36 00:01:35,220 00:01:37,407 ‐ Last night, I fell asleep playing solitaire. ‐ Last night, I fell asleep playing solitaire.
37 00:01:37,431 00:01:39,909 ‐ Last night, I put on Lana Del Rey ‐ Last night, I put on Lana Del Rey
38 00:01:39,933 00:01:41,911 and slow‐danced with myself. and slow‐danced with myself.
39 00:01:41,935 00:01:44,247 ‐ Sometimes I prop up my jiu‐jitsu grappling dummy, ‐ Sometimes I prop up my jiu‐jitsu grappling dummy,
40 00:01:44,271 00:01:45,581 put him in a chair, put him in a chair,
41 00:01:45,605 00:01:46,916 and have lunch with him. and have lunch with him.
42 00:01:46,940 00:01:48,251 ‐ Sometimes, I stuff pillows ‐ Sometimes, I stuff pillows
43 00:01:48,275 00:01:50,075 in one of my jumpsuits and take a nap with it. in one of my jumpsuits and take a nap with it.
44 00:01:51,278 00:01:52,755 ‐ Wait, these are fake, right? ‐ Wait, these are fake, right?
45 00:01:52,779 00:01:54,924 These are fake or real? ‐ No, all of mine are real. These are fake or real? ‐ No, all of mine are real.
46 00:01:54,948 00:01:56,426 'Cause I'm real. 'Cause I'm real.
47 00:01:58,910 00:02:00,722 ‐ How's Jazmin? ‐ How's Jazmin?
48 00:02:00,746 00:02:02,223 ‐ Probably gonna say "bad." ‐ Probably gonna say "bad."
49 00:02:02,247 00:02:04,624 ‐ Yeah, I was gonna say, "Not good." ‐ Yeah, I was gonna say, "Not good."
50 00:02:05,250 00:02:06,936 ‐ Are you drinking butterscotch schnapps ‐ Are you drinking butterscotch schnapps
51 00:02:06,960 00:02:08,604 straight out the bottle? straight out the bottle?
52 00:02:08,628 00:02:11,441 ‐ Oh, this is butterscotch peach. ‐ Oh, this is butterscotch peach.
53 00:02:11,465 00:02:12,276 ‐ How are you? ‐ How are you?
54 00:02:12,300 00:02:13,277 ‐ Oh, I've been better. ‐ Oh, I've been better.
55 00:02:13,301 00:02:14,736 Lot of me time, you know? Lot of me time, you know?
56 00:02:14,760 00:02:16,112 ‐ Oh, I do. ‐ Oh, I do.
57 00:02:16,136 00:02:18,364 ‐ I just wish I had a roommate or something. ‐ I just wish I had a roommate or something.
58 00:02:18,388 00:02:20,450 ‐ About that, I‐‐ ‐ What are you listening to? ‐ About that, I‐‐ ‐ What are you listening to?
59 00:02:20,474 00:02:23,369 ‐ Oh, The Band. ‐ Yeah, which one? ‐ Oh, The Band. ‐ Yeah, which one?
60 00:02:23,393 00:02:24,954 ‐ No, that's the name of the band. ‐ No, that's the name of the band.
61 00:02:24,978 00:02:26,748 ‐ Seems kind of lazy, but okay. ‐ Seems kind of lazy, but okay.
62 00:02:26,772 00:02:29,250 ‐ I don't know, old music, old movies, old TV shows. ‐ I don't know, old music, old movies, old TV shows.
63 00:02:29,274 00:02:31,294 It's kind of the only thing soothing the anxiety. It's kind of the only thing soothing the anxiety.
64 00:02:31,318 00:02:33,463 Also, I'm rewatching "Cheers" from the beginning. Also, I'm rewatching "Cheers" from the beginning.
65 00:02:33,487 00:02:35,965 ‐ "Cheers"! That's what your background is! ‐ "Cheers"! That's what your background is!
66 00:02:35,989 00:02:37,759 ‐ Sam Malone, represent! ‐ Sam Malone, represent!
67 00:02:37,783 00:02:39,969 ‐ Sam Malone did not wear an apron! ‐ Sam Malone did not wear an apron!
68 00:02:39,993 00:02:41,220 ‐ Carla. ‐ Carla.
69 00:02:41,244 00:02:44,182 Get Norm here a beer before he drives home! Get Norm here a beer before he drives home!
70 00:02:44,206 00:02:45,350 ‐ I'ma call mayday ‐ I'ma call mayday
71 00:02:45,374 00:02:46,934 on that Mayday Malone impression. on that Mayday Malone impression.
72 00:02:46,958 00:02:48,311 ‐ I almost didn't do it. ‐ I almost didn't do it.
73 00:02:48,335 00:02:50,313 But you have to live life on the edge. But you have to live life on the edge.
74 00:02:50,337 00:02:51,648 Plus, I'm more of a Carla, anyway. Plus, I'm more of a Carla, anyway.
75 00:02:51,672 00:02:53,941 ‐ Oh, come on, you're definitely Diane. ‐ Oh, come on, you're definitely Diane.
76 00:02:53,965 00:02:55,818 ‐ You think so? ‐ Hell yeah. ‐ You think so? ‐ Hell yeah.
77 00:02:55,842 00:02:57,320 I always thought Sam should've moved in I always thought Sam should've moved in
78 00:02:57,344 00:03:00,156 a little faster on her. ‐ I agree! a little faster on her. ‐ I agree!
79 00:03:00,180 00:03:02,325 Anyway, how you holding up with the whole... Anyway, how you holding up with the whole...
80 00:03:02,349 00:03:03,660 ‐ The whole "Paz dumping me ‐ The whole "Paz dumping me
81 00:03:03,684 00:03:05,495 before a global pandemic" thing? before a global pandemic" thing?
82 00:03:05,519 00:03:06,372 ‐ Yeah. ‐ Yeah.
83 00:03:06,396 00:03:08,456 ‐ Yeah, not great, if I'm being honest. ‐ Yeah, not great, if I'm being honest.
84 00:03:08,480 00:03:10,833 Kind of a weird time to be super extra alone. Kind of a weird time to be super extra alone.
85 00:03:10,857 00:03:13,169 ‐ Yeah, I feel you. ‐ Yeah, I feel you.
86 00:03:13,193 00:03:14,671 ‐ You know what I was thinking about today? ‐ You know what I was thinking about today?
87 00:03:14,695 00:03:18,007 ‐ Global human extinction, buying me an aquarium... ‐ Global human extinction, buying me an aquarium...
88 00:03:18,031 00:03:19,008 ‐ Chicago. ‐ Chicago.
89 00:03:19,032 00:03:21,678 ‐ Aw, Chicago. ‐ Remember? ‐ Aw, Chicago. ‐ Remember?
90 00:03:21,702 00:03:23,346 ‐ Of course, I remember! ‐ Of course, I remember!
91 00:03:23,370 00:03:25,556 That was such a good time! ‐ That was such a weird day. That was such a good time! ‐ That was such a weird day.
92 00:03:25,580 00:03:28,393 ‐ Uh... why was it a weird day? ‐ I‐‐I don't know! ‐ Uh... why was it a weird day? ‐ I‐‐I don't know!
93 00:03:28,417 00:03:30,019 I was there visiting my dumb friend I was there visiting my dumb friend
94 00:03:30,043 00:03:31,270 who flaked on me. who flaked on me.
95 00:03:31,294 00:03:32,855 You were on that crazy ten‐hour layover You were on that crazy ten‐hour layover
96 00:03:32,879 00:03:34,023 on the way to see your dad... on the way to see your dad...
97 00:03:34,047 00:03:35,775 ‐ What's crazy about saving $1,000? ‐ What's crazy about saving $1,000?
98 00:03:35,799 00:03:37,443 ‐ Nothing! I'm just saying it's weird ‐ Nothing! I'm just saying it's weird
99 00:03:37,467 00:03:39,278 we both ended up there separately we both ended up there separately
100 00:03:39,302 00:03:40,613 with a whole day to kill, with a whole day to kill,
101 00:03:40,637 00:03:42,490 walking around a city neither of us are from. walking around a city neither of us are from.
102 00:03:42,514 00:03:45,034 ‐ The pretzel vendor who thought we were newlyweds. ‐ The pretzel vendor who thought we were newlyweds.
103 00:03:45,058 00:03:46,994 ‐ The guy that scammed us for 20 bucks, ‐ The guy that scammed us for 20 bucks,
104 00:03:47,018 00:03:48,329 said his wife was "in the hospital" said his wife was "in the hospital"
105 00:03:48,353 00:03:49,372 and he "needed to get there." and he "needed to get there."
106 00:03:49,396 00:03:51,040 ‐ We don't know that he scammed us. ‐ We don't know that he scammed us.
107 00:03:51,064 00:03:52,375 What if it was real? What if it was real?
108 00:03:52,399 00:03:54,043 ‐ Right. I mean, it totally wasn't. ‐ Right. I mean, it totally wasn't.
109 00:03:54,067 00:03:55,878 ‐ But what if it was? What's worse? ‐ But what if it was? What's worse?
110 00:03:55,902 00:03:57,380 ‐ Right. It was a good scam. ‐ Right. It was a good scam.
111 00:03:57,404 00:03:59,823 ‐ It's probably karma for the free pretzel. ‐ It's probably karma for the free pretzel.
112 00:04:00,991 00:04:02,718 What made you think about that? What made you think about that?
113 00:04:02,742 00:04:05,495 ‐ I don't know. Just popped in my head. ‐ I don't know. Just popped in my head.
114 00:04:07,122 00:04:09,016 ‐ Well, speaking... ‐ Well, speaking...
115 00:04:09,040 00:04:11,394 of things popping into heads, of things popping into heads,
116 00:04:11,418 00:04:13,688 I kind of have a crazy‐‐ Pradeep! I kind of have a crazy‐‐ Pradeep!
117 00:04:13,712 00:04:15,565 ‐ Shh! Shh! Shh! ‐ Shh! Shh! Shh!
118 00:04:15,589 00:04:17,400 Shut up! They'll hear you! Shut up! They'll hear you!
119 00:04:17,424 00:04:18,818 ‐ Is someone in your house? ‐ Is someone in your house?
120 00:04:18,842 00:04:20,069 ‐ ‐
121 00:04:20,093 00:04:20,904 We found you, we found you! We found you, we found you!
122 00:04:20,928 00:04:23,030 You're stupid, Daddy P! ‐ You're stupid, Daddy P! ‐
123 00:04:23,054 00:04:24,073 Okay! I'm stupid. Okay! I'm stupid.
124 00:04:24,097 00:04:25,908 Ya found me! Ya found me!
125 00:04:25,932 00:04:27,702 Now go find Daddy R now, okay? Now go find Daddy R now, okay?
126 00:04:27,726 00:04:28,786 I'm gonna hide again. I'm gonna hide again.
127 00:04:28,810 00:04:31,998 Now, remember, I never hide in the same place twice. Now, remember, I never hide in the same place twice.
128 00:04:32,022 00:04:33,416 So don't come here! So don't come here!
129 00:04:33,440 00:04:35,001 Go get Daddy R! Go get Daddy R!
130 00:04:35,025 00:04:36,419 Go get him! Go get him!
131 00:04:36,443 00:04:38,755 ‐ Where's Daddy R hiding? ‐ In the trunk of the car. ‐ Where's Daddy R hiding? ‐ In the trunk of the car.
132 00:04:38,779 00:04:40,840 He's got a book, that son of a bitch. He's got a book, that son of a bitch.
133 00:04:40,864 00:04:42,425 ‐ How are you doing, Pradeep? ‐ How are you doing, Pradeep?
134 00:04:42,449 00:04:43,760 ‐ Well, I've been better. ‐ Well, I've been better.
135 00:04:43,784 00:04:45,094 I think I hate my kids! I think I hate my kids!
136 00:04:45,118 00:04:46,929 ‐ Nah, you love your kids. ‐ Nah, you love your kids.
137 00:04:46,953 00:04:47,765 You've got great kids! You've got great kids!
138 00:04:47,789 00:04:49,599 ‐ Oh, I used to think that, too, ‐ Oh, I used to think that, too,
139 00:04:49,623 00:04:51,309 because until recently, because until recently,
140 00:04:51,333 00:04:53,102 I didn't spend all my time with them! I didn't spend all my time with them!
141 00:04:53,126 00:04:55,772 Richie's the home parent, and Richie knows what's what. Richie's the home parent, and Richie knows what's what.
142 00:04:55,796 00:04:56,607 He's been worried about our kids He's been worried about our kids
143 00:04:56,631 00:04:58,608 being jerks for a while, and I'd be like, being jerks for a while, and I'd be like,
144 00:04:58,632 00:05:01,068 "No, they're not," 'cause honestly? "No, they're not," 'cause honestly?
145 00:05:01,092 00:05:03,279 Most of the time when I'm home, they're asleep. Most of the time when I'm home, they're asleep.
146 00:05:03,303 00:05:06,115 But now I've got the full picture. But now I've got the full picture.
147 00:05:06,139 00:05:08,618 And I don't like who they are. And I don't like who they are.
148 00:05:08,642 00:05:10,453 They're not nice people. They're not nice people.
149 00:05:10,477 00:05:12,121 ‐ You love them! You're just sick of them. ‐ You love them! You're just sick of them.
150 00:05:12,145 00:05:13,748 It's a cabin fever thing. It's a cabin fever thing.
151 00:05:13,772 00:05:14,874 ‐ Sure. ‐ Sure.
152 00:05:14,898 00:05:16,125 Ellis! Ellis!
153 00:05:16,149 00:05:17,418 ‐ Hello. ‐ Ellis! ‐ Hello. ‐ Ellis!
154 00:05:17,442 00:05:18,461 ‐ You okay over there? ‐ You okay over there?
155 00:05:18,485 00:05:19,879 ‐ I've been better. ‐ I've been better.
156 00:05:19,903 00:05:21,964 Is Jazmin really gonna join? I'm worried about her. Is Jazmin really gonna join? I'm worried about her.
157 00:05:21,988 00:05:23,800 ‐ I know. We all are. ‐ I know. We all are.
158 00:05:23,824 00:05:26,135 She's been M. I. A. Since this whole thing started, She's been M. I. A. Since this whole thing started,
159 00:05:26,159 00:05:27,720 so when she replied to the group chat tonight so when she replied to the group chat tonight
160 00:05:27,744 00:05:28,888 that she was actually gonna join, that she was actually gonna join,
161 00:05:28,912 00:05:32,183 I was kind of, like, relieved but also nervous, you know? I was kind of, like, relieved but also nervous, you know?
162 00:05:32,207 00:05:33,643 ‐ I'm worried about you, Ellis. ‐ I'm worried about you, Ellis.
163 00:05:33,667 00:05:35,311 You seem a little off. You seem a little off.
164 00:05:35,335 00:05:36,979 You wanna talk? ‐ I don't know. You wanna talk? ‐ I don't know.
165 00:05:37,003 00:05:38,815 It's stupid. It's stupid.
166 00:05:40,006 00:05:42,568 I know there are real problems in the world. I know there are real problems in the world.
167 00:05:42,592 00:05:44,654 ‐ Hey, no, the world is on fire right now. ‐ Hey, no, the world is on fire right now.
168 00:05:44,678 00:05:46,656 Every problem is a valid problem. Every problem is a valid problem.
169 00:05:46,680 00:05:47,806 ‐ It just, um... ‐ It just, um...
170 00:05:49,140 00:05:51,268 You know, it slammed into me today. You know, it slammed into me today.
171 00:05:52,936 00:05:55,498 The NBA is not coming back this year! The NBA is not coming back this year!
172 00:05:55,522 00:05:56,749 ‐ Oh, my God‐‐ ‐ Oh. ‐ Oh, my God‐‐ ‐ Oh.
173 00:05:56,773 00:05:58,793 ‐ I said I know there are bigger problems! ‐ I said I know there are bigger problems!
174 00:05:58,817 00:06:01,504 ‐ Every problem‐‐ every problem is bigger! ‐ Every problem‐‐ every problem is bigger!
175 00:06:01,528 00:06:03,965 ‐ You are not a Clippers fan, Ben. ‐ You are not a Clippers fan, Ben.
176 00:06:03,989 00:06:05,341 You don't understand. You don't understand.
177 00:06:05,365 00:06:06,342 ‐ You're right, I don't understand! ‐ You're right, I don't understand!
178 00:06:06,366 00:06:09,136 ‐ They have been my team for 15 years, all right? ‐ They have been my team for 15 years, all right?
179 00:06:09,160 00:06:10,471 Ever since I moved here. Ever since I moved here.
180 00:06:10,495 00:06:13,224 15 years of brutal, relentless, 15 years of brutal, relentless,
181 00:06:13,248 00:06:14,725 humiliating disappointment. humiliating disappointment.
182 00:06:14,749 00:06:16,352 ‐ Weren't the Lakers ahead of the Clippers? ‐ Weren't the Lakers ahead of the Clippers?
183 00:06:16,376 00:06:17,687 ‐ Oh, it was still the regular season. ‐ Oh, it was still the regular season.
184 00:06:17,711 00:06:19,689 You think Kawhi is gonna go full‐out before the playoffs? You think Kawhi is gonna go full‐out before the playoffs?
185 00:06:19,713 00:06:21,190 That is not his way, Annie! That is not his way, Annie!
186 00:06:21,214 00:06:22,191 That is not his way! That is not his way!
187 00:06:22,215 00:06:23,693 ‐ Come on, it's just one year, ‐ Come on, it's just one year,
188 00:06:23,717 00:06:25,528 and then they'll be back to their balls. and then they'll be back to their balls.
189 00:06:25,552 00:06:26,946 ‐ And it's not just the Clippers. ‐ And it's not just the Clippers.
190 00:06:26,970 00:06:29,657 All right, I need sports in my life. All right, I need sports in my life.
191 00:06:29,681 00:06:31,868 I think my brain is always thinking about sports I think my brain is always thinking about sports
192 00:06:31,892 00:06:33,202 in the background in a way that's actually in the background in a way that's actually
193 00:06:33,226 00:06:34,495 very therapeutic for me, very therapeutic for me,
194 00:06:34,519 00:06:36,205 and now that I don't have any of them, and now that I don't have any of them,
195 00:06:36,229 00:06:38,374 all that extra brain space has just diverted back all that extra brain space has just diverted back
196 00:06:38,398 00:06:40,001 into anxiety and neurosis. into anxiety and neurosis.
197 00:06:40,025 00:06:42,044 ‐ What about those marble races on YouTube? ‐ What about those marble races on YouTube?
198 00:06:42,068 00:06:43,045 ‐ Rigged. ‐ Rigged.
199 00:06:43,069 00:06:44,213 Blue Swirly wins way too often. Blue Swirly wins way too often.
200 00:06:44,237 00:06:45,548 I can't invest. I can't invest.
201 00:06:45,572 00:06:48,134 ‐ Guys, I miss our Sunday dinners. ‐ Guys, I miss our Sunday dinners.
202 00:06:48,158 00:06:49,218 I just need to feel like an adult I just need to feel like an adult
203 00:06:49,242 00:06:50,386 for, like, five seconds, please? for, like, five seconds, please?
204 00:06:50,410 00:06:51,721 ‐ You wanna feel like an adult? ‐ You wanna feel like an adult?
205 00:06:51,745 00:06:53,264 How about paying me that 20 bucks you owe me? How about paying me that 20 bucks you owe me?
206 00:06:53,288 00:06:55,016 ‐ Will you relax with the 20 bucks, Ellis? ‐ Will you relax with the 20 bucks, Ellis?
207 00:06:55,040 00:06:56,684 I will get you the 20 bucks! I will get you the 20 bucks!
208 00:06:56,708 00:06:58,394 It‐‐it's just that Richie handles the Venmo, It‐‐it's just that Richie handles the Venmo,
209 00:06:58,418 00:06:59,645 and I haven't asked him yet. and I haven't asked him yet.
210 00:06:59,669 00:07:00,730 ‐ I think you're still too scared ‐ I think you're still too scared
211 00:07:00,754 00:07:02,398 to tell him you lost at poker. ‐ No! to tell him you lost at poker. ‐ No!
212 00:07:02,422 00:07:03,858 I don't even like poker! I don't even like poker!
213 00:07:03,882 00:07:05,651 I just do it for the socializing. I just do it for the socializing.
214 00:07:05,675 00:07:08,529 ‐ The game is virtual, but your debts are not. ‐ The game is virtual, but your debts are not.
215 00:07:08,553 00:07:10,573 Garret! ‐ Hi, everybody. Garret! ‐ Hi, everybody.
216 00:07:10,597 00:07:11,907 Did we miss Jazmin? Did we miss Jazmin?
217 00:07:11,931 00:07:14,243 I have been having some crazy stress dreams I have been having some crazy stress dreams
218 00:07:14,267 00:07:15,411 about her and Greg. about her and Greg.
219 00:07:15,435 00:07:17,413 He told me that she moved to another part of the house. He told me that she moved to another part of the house.
220 00:07:17,437 00:07:18,831 That's insane. ‐ She hasn't joined yet. That's insane. ‐ She hasn't joined yet.
221 00:07:18,855 00:07:20,082 You're good. ‐ Okay. Great. You're good. ‐ Okay. Great.
222 00:07:20,106 00:07:21,834 Uh, I gotta go. Michelle is getting out Uh, I gotta go. Michelle is getting out
223 00:07:21,858 00:07:23,753 of her sound bath, and I have to shock the noodles of her sound bath, and I have to shock the noodles
224 00:07:23,777 00:07:25,755 in cold water, or the whole dinner is ruined. in cold water, or the whole dinner is ruined.
225 00:07:25,779 00:07:26,881 I'll be back in a bit, okay? ‐ What does that mean? I'll be back in a bit, okay? ‐ What does that mean?
226 00:07:26,905 00:07:28,424 What are you making? Can I have some? What are you making? Can I have some?
227 00:07:30,241 00:07:33,012 ‐ Oh... hold up. Uh... ‐ Oh... hold up. Uh...
228 00:07:33,036 00:07:36,140 actually, I'm gonna take this. I'll be right back. actually, I'm gonna take this. I'll be right back.
229 00:07:36,164 00:07:38,225 ‐ Ben, Ben, Ben! Be‐‐ ‐ Ben, Ben, Ben! Be‐‐
230 00:07:38,249 00:07:39,268 Annie, did you ask him? Annie, did you ask him?
231 00:07:39,292 00:07:40,853 ‐ Not yet. ‐ Wait, ask him what? ‐ Not yet. ‐ Wait, ask him what?
232 00:07:40,877 00:07:42,605 ‐ Annie gave Ben an earlier start time ‐ Annie gave Ben an earlier start time
233 00:07:42,629 00:07:44,607 so she could ask him to move in with her. so she could ask him to move in with her.
234 00:07:44,631 00:07:45,775 ‐ What? Annie! ‐ What? Annie!
235 00:07:45,799 00:07:47,276 We're supposed to be social distancing! We're supposed to be social distancing!
236 00:07:47,300 00:07:48,778 What are you, our parents? ‐ Oh! What are you, our parents? ‐ Oh!
237 00:07:48,802 00:07:50,446 I think it's fine. I think it's fine.
238 00:07:50,470 00:07:51,947 Found you again! ‐ Ah! I'm not here! Found you again! ‐ Ah! I'm not here!
239 00:07:51,971 00:07:54,617 Go look for spiders in the attic! Go look for spiders in the attic!
240 00:07:54,641 00:07:56,535 Ben is incapable of being alone. Ben is incapable of being alone.
241 00:07:56,559 00:07:57,953 If we wait too long, he's gonna end up marrying If we wait too long, he's gonna end up marrying
242 00:07:57,977 00:07:58,914 a Postmates driver. a Postmates driver.
243 00:07:58,938 00:08:00,539 ‐ Yeah, but asking him to move in with you ‐ Yeah, but asking him to move in with you
244 00:08:00,563 00:08:02,291 is your opening move? is your opening move?
245 00:08:02,315 00:08:04,627 ‐ It's not some stranger, Ellis, it's Ben! ‐ It's not some stranger, Ellis, it's Ben!
246 00:08:04,651 00:08:06,087 We've been friends for four years, We've been friends for four years,
247 00:08:06,111 00:08:08,297 and we‐‐and we've always had this thing. and we‐‐and we've always had this thing.
248 00:08:08,321 00:08:11,801 We just... we've never been single at the same time, so... We just... we've never been single at the same time, so...
249 00:08:11,825 00:08:15,554 what if we just move in, and then we see what happens? what if we just move in, and then we see what happens?
250 00:08:15,578 00:08:17,181 ‐ I support you? ‐ I support you?
251 00:08:17,205 00:08:19,684 I guess, is what I'm doing? ‐ Thank you. I guess, is what I'm doing? ‐ Thank you.
252 00:08:19,708 00:08:20,810 ‐ It just seems like a very intense way ‐ It just seems like a very intense way
253 00:08:20,834 00:08:22,269 to start a relationship. ‐ So? to start a relationship. ‐ So?
254 00:08:22,293 00:08:23,646 It's intense! It's intense!
255 00:08:23,670 00:08:24,647 I love it. I love it.
256 00:08:24,671 00:08:25,648 I think it's great. I think it's great.
257 00:08:25,672 00:08:27,149 ‐ He was with Paz for way too long. ‐ He was with Paz for way too long.
258 00:08:27,173 00:08:28,567 ‐ Way too long. ‐ You know, that bitch ‐ Way too long. ‐ You know, that bitch
259 00:08:28,591 00:08:29,985 never asked me a single question about myself? never asked me a single question about myself?
260 00:08:30,009 00:08:32,488 Two years together and not a single question? Two years together and not a single question?
261 00:08:32,512 00:08:34,323 All right, she is selfish. She's boring! All right, she is selfish. She's boring!
262 00:08:34,347 00:08:35,658 I never got the allure. I never got the allure.
263 00:08:35,682 00:08:36,992 ‐ She is qualitatively hot. ‐ She is qualitatively hot.
264 00:08:37,016 00:08:38,327 ‐ Ugh. ‐ No! ‐ Ugh. ‐ No!
265 00:08:38,351 00:08:39,495 ‐ No, that's not what we're doing. ‐ No, that's not what we're doing.
266 00:08:39,519 00:08:42,331 ‐ One, no she's not. Two, it wears off. ‐ One, no she's not. Two, it wears off.
267 00:08:42,355 00:08:44,500 ‐ Nuh‐uh‐uh‐uh‐uh. She is vapid hot. ‐ Nuh‐uh‐uh‐uh‐uh. She is vapid hot.
268 00:08:44,524 00:08:45,751 That doesn't fade. That doesn't fade.
269 00:08:45,775 00:08:46,836 ‐ So what happened, Annie? You chicken out? ‐ So what happened, Annie? You chicken out?
270 00:08:46,860 00:08:49,755 ‐ No, we just got caught up talking about schnapps ‐ No, we just got caught up talking about schnapps
271 00:08:49,779 00:08:52,800 and Jazmin and Chicago, and then Pradeep logged on. and Jazmin and Chicago, and then Pradeep logged on.
272 00:08:52,824 00:08:54,343 ‐ I'm sorry! How long does it take to say, ‐ I'm sorry! How long does it take to say,
273 00:08:54,367 00:08:55,636 "Ben, will you move in with me?" "Ben, will you move in with me?"
274 00:08:55,660 00:08:57,179 There you go. ‐ Maybe it's a sign. There you go. ‐ Maybe it's a sign.
275 00:08:57,203 00:08:59,974 Maybe it's fate that I just shouldn't do this. Maybe it's fate that I just shouldn't do this.
276 00:08:59,998 00:09:01,559 ‐ No, no, no, no, no, no. You are doing this. ‐ No, no, no, no, no, no. You are doing this.
277 00:09:01,583 00:09:03,185 Annie, this is the most interesting thing Annie, this is the most interesting thing
278 00:09:03,209 00:09:04,753 in my life right now! in my life right now!
279 00:09:05,795 00:09:07,189 Do you want us to log off Do you want us to log off
280 00:09:07,213 00:09:08,357 so you can ask him? ‐ No! so you can ask him? ‐ No!
281 00:09:08,381 00:09:10,026 No, no, no. That'll be weird. No, no, no. That'll be weird.
282 00:09:10,050 00:09:11,193 No. I'll just do it at‐‐ No. I'll just do it at‐‐
283 00:09:18,308 00:09:19,660 Hey, Ben. Hey, Ben.
284 00:09:19,684 00:09:21,370 I'm just singing "First Noel" to everyone. I'm just singing "First Noel" to everyone.
285 00:09:21,394 00:09:23,998 ‐ I don't think that's how that goes, though. ‐ I don't think that's how that goes, though.
286 00:09:24,022 00:09:25,666 ‐ That was Paz. ‐ That was Paz.
287 00:09:25,690 00:09:28,151 She wants to move back in with me. She wants to move back in with me.
288 00:09:29,569 00:09:32,381 Oh! I think you guys are frozen. Oh! I think you guys are frozen.
289 00:09:32,405 00:09:34,508 Oh, never mind. You're back. Oh, never mind. You're back.
290 00:09:42,082 00:09:42,809 ‐ Wait. ‐ Wait.
291 00:09:42,833 00:09:44,393 Paz wants to move back in with you Paz wants to move back in with you
292 00:09:44,417 00:09:45,728 in the middle of a pandemic. in the middle of a pandemic.
293 00:09:45,752 00:09:47,730 ‐ I mean, it'd be nice to have someone around. ‐ I mean, it'd be nice to have someone around.
294 00:09:47,754 00:09:50,524 ‐ Totally! Someone for sure. ‐ Totally! Someone for sure.
295 00:09:50,548 00:09:53,235 Like maybe, um... Like maybe, um...
296 00:09:53,259 00:09:56,072 and this is just, like, off the top of my head here... and this is just, like, off the top of my head here...
297 00:09:56,096 00:09:59,241 ‐ So‐so‐so, like, have you guys been, uh, talking, or, uh... ‐ So‐so‐so, like, have you guys been, uh, talking, or, uh...
298 00:09:59,265 00:10:00,534 ‐ I mean, a little. ‐ I mean, a little.
299 00:10:00,558 00:10:02,703 I've been pretty lonely, and... you know. I've been pretty lonely, and... you know.
300 00:10:02,727 00:10:04,830 She's had some time to think recently. She's had some time to think recently.
301 00:10:04,854 00:10:06,540 ‐ Oh, has she? Has she had some time? ‐ Oh, has she? Has she had some time?
302 00:10:06,564 00:10:08,542 ‐ Yeah, she thinks maybe... ‐ Yeah, she thinks maybe...
303 00:10:08,566 00:10:09,877 breaking up was a mistake. breaking up was a mistake.
304 00:10:09,901 00:10:11,754 ‐ That's what she said? She said "maybe"? ‐ That's what she said? She said "maybe"?
305 00:10:11,778 00:10:12,589 ‐ Yeah. ‐ Yeah.
306 00:10:12,613 00:10:14,256 She called and said that maybe She called and said that maybe
307 00:10:14,280 00:10:15,758 she should move back in. she should move back in.
308 00:10:15,782 00:10:18,511 Look, I know we weren't perfect together, but... Look, I know we weren't perfect together, but...
309 00:10:18,535 00:10:21,055 going through all of this alone isn't exactly... going through all of this alone isn't exactly...
310 00:10:21,079 00:10:23,599 I mean, I don't know. Maybe I can't wait on perfect. I mean, I don't know. Maybe I can't wait on perfect.
311 00:10:23,623 00:10:25,935 What do you guys think? What do you guys think?
312 00:10:25,959 00:10:28,187 ‐ I mean, what we think is kind of secondary‐‐ ‐ I mean, what we think is kind of secondary‐‐
313 00:10:28,211 00:10:30,439 I don't know, Ben, this is your life. I don't know, Ben, this is your life.
314 00:10:30,463 00:10:31,565 What does your sense of dignity What does your sense of dignity
315 00:10:31,589 00:10:33,192 and self‐respect tell you to do? and self‐respect tell you to do?
316 00:10:33,216 00:10:34,902 ‐ Honestly, where the world is at right now, ‐ Honestly, where the world is at right now,
317 00:10:34,926 00:10:36,237 I'm‐‐I'm kinda leaning towards‐‐ I'm‐‐I'm kinda leaning towards‐‐
318 00:10:36,261 00:10:37,446 ‐ Ah‐ah‐ah‐ah‐ah‐ah‐ah. ‐ Ah‐ah‐ah‐ah‐ah‐ah‐ah.
319 00:10:37,470 00:10:38,739 I will say this. I will say this.
320 00:10:38,763 00:10:40,074 I feel like a lot of people are making I feel like a lot of people are making
321 00:10:40,098 00:10:41,408 poor decisions right now. poor decisions right now.
322 00:10:41,432 00:10:42,576 ‐ 100%. ‐ 100%.
323 00:10:42,600 00:10:44,078 I just ordered a PlayStation 4 I just ordered a PlayStation 4
324 00:10:44,102 00:10:46,789 so I can watch the computer play "NBA 2K20." so I can watch the computer play "NBA 2K20."
325 00:10:46,813 00:10:47,790 ‐ They're stressed out! ‐ They're stressed out!
326 00:10:47,814 00:10:49,583 They're anxious about the future, they're... They're anxious about the future, they're...
327 00:10:49,607 00:10:51,127 ‐ Horny. ‐ Lonely. ‐ Horny. ‐ Lonely.
328 00:10:51,151 00:10:51,962 ‐ Lonely, yes. ‐ Lonely, yes.
329 00:10:51,986 00:10:54,046 It's like 11:00 p. m. On prom night. It's like 11:00 p. m. On prom night.
330 00:10:54,070 00:10:56,590 Like, a lot of bad decisions about to be made. Like, a lot of bad decisions about to be made.
331 00:10:56,614 00:10:59,135 ‐ Also, I don't like this whole "maybe" part. ‐ Also, I don't like this whole "maybe" part.
332 00:10:59,159 00:11:01,804 Maybe breaking up was a mistake. Mm‐mm. Maybe breaking up was a mistake. Mm‐mm.
333 00:11:01,828 00:11:02,972 ‐ Plus, she has those night terrors. ‐ Plus, she has those night terrors.
334 00:11:02,996 00:11:05,182 Remember the time she punched you in the Adam's apple? Remember the time she punched you in the Adam's apple?
335 00:11:05,206 00:11:08,501 ‐ So you all think this is a bad idea? ‐ So you all think this is a bad idea?
336 00:11:09,502 00:11:11,438 ‐ Eh... again. ‐ Eh... again.
337 00:11:11,462 00:11:13,232 This is your life. This is your life.
338 00:11:13,256 00:11:15,484 Your rela‐‐no! kids: Hi! Your rela‐‐no! kids: Hi!
339 00:11:15,508 00:11:17,820 But knowing what you know, what do you think? But knowing what you know, what do you think?
340 00:11:17,844 00:11:19,822 ‐ What do you think about what? ‐ What do you think about what?
341 00:11:19,846 00:11:22,449 ‐ Oh, my God, Rufus, what is happening over there? ‐ Oh, my God, Rufus, what is happening over there?
342 00:11:22,473 00:11:23,450 ‐ Rufus, you okay, buddy? ‐ Rufus, you okay, buddy?
343 00:11:23,474 00:11:25,244 ‐ Uh... I've been better. ‐ Uh... I've been better.
344 00:11:25,268 00:11:27,288 ‐ Are you wearing a mask indoors? ‐ Are you wearing a mask indoors?
345 00:11:27,312 00:11:28,455 ‐ Yeah. You're welcome. ‐ Yeah. You're welcome.
346 00:11:28,479 00:11:29,790 ‐ Rufus, we've been over this. ‐ Rufus, we've been over this.
347 00:11:29,814 00:11:31,167 Masks are for outdoors. Masks are for outdoors.
348 00:11:31,191 00:11:32,334 ‐ No, no, no, no, no. We've been over this. ‐ No, no, no, no, no. We've been over this.
349 00:11:32,358 00:11:33,961 Masks are for surviving. Masks are for surviving.
350 00:11:33,985 00:11:35,754 ‐ Should I be wearing a mask indoors now? ‐ Should I be wearing a mask indoors now?
351 00:11:35,778 00:11:36,755 No! No!
352 00:11:36,779 00:11:37,798 ‐ Well, I don't know... ‐ Well, I don't know...
353 00:11:37,822 00:11:38,924 Do you want to die? 'Cause... Do you want to die? 'Cause...
354 00:11:38,948 00:11:40,968 ‐ No! Rufus! Stop scaring everybody! ‐ No! Rufus! Stop scaring everybody!
355 00:11:40,992 00:11:43,137 ‐ As you will recall, flashback, ‐ As you will recall, flashback,
356 00:11:43,161 00:11:44,471 about a month ago, about a month ago,
357 00:11:44,495 00:11:46,390 I said we should be wearing a mask I said we should be wearing a mask
358 00:11:46,414 00:11:47,683 whenever we leave the house. whenever we leave the house.
359 00:11:47,707 00:11:49,685 And what did you do? You laughed at me. And what did you do? You laughed at me.
360 00:11:49,709 00:11:50,853 You laughed! You laughed!
361 00:11:50,877 00:11:52,021 You laughed! You laughed!
362 00:11:52,045 00:11:54,690 ‐ We‐‐we didn't laugh. The CDC said we didn't have to. ‐ We‐‐we didn't laugh. The CDC said we didn't have to.
363 00:11:54,714 00:11:56,984 And then they said we did! ‐ Ah, yes, the CDC. And then they said we did! ‐ Ah, yes, the CDC.
364 00:11:57,008 00:11:59,361 Your beloved CDC! Your beloved CDC!
365 00:11:59,385 00:12:00,946 Oh, well, guess who got it wrong? Oh, well, guess who got it wrong?
366 00:12:00,970 00:12:02,781 I have it on very good authority, I have it on very good authority,
367 00:12:02,805 00:12:05,284 mask on, all times. I sleep in this. mask on, all times. I sleep in this.
368 00:12:05,308 00:12:06,452 ‐ Pretty sure that's not safe. ‐ Pretty sure that's not safe.
369 00:12:06,476 00:12:07,494 ‐ Maybe you should put some pillows ‐ Maybe you should put some pillows
370 00:12:07,518 00:12:09,663 over your face, really smother the virus out. over your face, really smother the virus out.
371 00:12:09,687 00:12:11,165 ‐ Where are you getting this information? ‐ Where are you getting this information?
372 00:12:11,189 00:12:12,833 ‐ I have a friend. ‐ I have a friend.
373 00:12:12,857 00:12:15,002 A very direct friend. A very direct friend.
374 00:12:15,026 00:12:18,672 Who knows a guy very high up at the CDZ. Who knows a guy very high up at the CDZ.
375 00:12:18,696 00:12:20,132 ‐ You mean the CDC? ‐ You mean the CDC?
376 00:12:20,156 00:12:22,218 ‐ No, Ben, the CDZ. ‐ No, Ben, the CDZ.
377 00:12:22,242 00:12:24,720 The Cody Dawkins Zone. It's a podcast. The Cody Dawkins Zone. It's a podcast.
378 00:12:24,744 00:12:26,680 ‐ Wait, who's Cody Dawkins? Is he a doctor? ‐ Wait, who's Cody Dawkins? Is he a doctor?
379 00:12:26,704 00:12:28,432 ‐ He was. He was a doctor. ‐ He was. He was a doctor.
380 00:12:28,456 00:12:29,892 ‐ No! Annie, don't list‐‐ ‐ No! Annie, don't list‐‐
381 00:12:29,916 00:12:32,186 Rufus, stop it! You're wrong about this. Rufus, stop it! You're wrong about this.
382 00:12:32,210 00:12:34,688 You were wrong about the sipping hot water thing, You were wrong about the sipping hot water thing,
383 00:12:34,712 00:12:36,023 and the laying the clothes out in the sun thing. and the laying the clothes out in the sun thing.
384 00:12:36,047 00:12:38,025 ‐ Neither of those have been disproven! ‐ Neither of those have been disproven!
385 00:12:38,049 00:12:41,070 The virus is surrounded by a very thin layer of fat‐‐ The virus is surrounded by a very thin layer of fat‐‐
386 00:12:41,094 00:12:42,696 ‐ No, you're wrong, you're just wro‐‐ ‐ No, you're wrong, you're just wro‐‐
387 00:12:42,720 00:12:45,324 Ah! Halloween candy! Ah! Halloween candy!
388 00:12:45,348 00:12:47,159 Candy! ‐ Rufus! Candy! ‐ Rufus!
389 00:12:47,183 00:12:48,535 Take off that mask! Take off that mask!
390 00:12:48,559 00:12:50,412 I'm tired of talking about this! I'm tired of talking about this!
391 00:12:50,436 00:12:52,164 Ben! Ben!
392 00:12:52,188 00:12:53,874 What are you gonna do? What are you gonna do?
393 00:12:53,898 00:12:54,875 ‐ I don't know, I'm probably just ‐ I don't know, I'm probably just
394 00:12:54,899 00:12:56,252 gonna keep wearing mine outside. gonna keep wearing mine outside.
395 00:12:56,276 00:12:57,544 ‐ Not about the mask! ‐ Not about the mask!
396 00:12:57,568 00:12:59,255 About Paz! About Paz!
397 00:12:59,279 00:13:00,506 ‐ What's happening with Paz? ‐ What's happening with Paz?
398 00:13:00,530 00:13:01,924 ‐ She wants to move in with Ben. ‐ She wants to move in with Ben.
399 00:13:01,948 00:13:02,925 ‐ No, I'm sorry, I can't allow that. ‐ No, I'm sorry, I can't allow that.
400 00:13:02,949 00:13:05,052 ‐ Um... ‐ I guarantee you, Ben, ‐ Um... ‐ I guarantee you, Ben,
401 00:13:05,076 00:13:07,554 Paz has not been keeping a tight quarantine. Paz has not been keeping a tight quarantine.
402 00:13:07,578 00:13:09,765 ‐ Yeah, I mean, if we were talking ‐ Yeah, I mean, if we were talking
403 00:13:09,789 00:13:11,934 about someone like... Annie... about someone like... Annie...
404 00:13:11,958 00:13:13,852 you know, that'd be totally fine! you know, that'd be totally fine!
405 00:13:13,876 00:13:15,604 ‐ Okay, we don't need to talk about this anymore! ‐ Okay, we don't need to talk about this anymore!
406 00:13:15,628 00:13:18,565 ‐ What? It's a compliment! Annie keeps a tight Q! Respect! ‐ What? It's a compliment! Annie keeps a tight Q! Respect!
407 00:13:18,589 00:13:19,900 ‐ Hi, guys! Sorry we're late. ‐ Hi, guys! Sorry we're late.
408 00:13:19,924 00:13:21,860 ‐ Oh, my God, what is that? ‐ Oh, my God, what is that?
409 00:13:21,884 00:13:23,445 ‐ What is that? Is that takeout? ‐ What is that? Is that takeout?
410 00:13:23,469 00:13:26,407 Why don't you just go lick a glove from a shopping cart? Why don't you just go lick a glove from a shopping cart?
411 00:13:26,431 00:13:27,741 ‐ No, Garret made ramen. ‐ No, Garret made ramen.
412 00:13:27,765 00:13:29,952 Like, he spent all day making noodles from scratch. Like, he spent all day making noodles from scratch.
413 00:13:29,976 00:13:31,620 ‐ Yeah, the secret is that you have to bake ‐ Yeah, the secret is that you have to bake
414 00:13:31,644 00:13:33,080 the baking soda first, the baking soda first,
415 00:13:33,104 00:13:34,957 and Michelle is making these amazing pastries. and Michelle is making these amazing pastries.
416 00:13:34,981 00:13:36,250 ‐ Yeah, and he keeps eating them. ‐ Yeah, and he keeps eating them.
417 00:13:36,274 00:13:38,377 ‐ I found a recipe for croissants ‐ I found a recipe for croissants
418 00:13:38,401 00:13:40,379 that I was gonna try. that I was gonna try.
419 00:13:40,403 00:13:42,464 But I didn't. But I didn't.
420 00:13:42,488 00:13:45,134 Yeah, I didn't do it. Yeah, I didn't do it.
421 00:13:45,158 00:13:46,927 ‐ Well, we're gonna make you some. ‐ Well, we're gonna make you some.
422 00:13:46,951 00:13:48,095 As soon as everybody can have dinner As soon as everybody can have dinner
423 00:13:48,119 00:13:50,139 together again, this is first up. together again, this is first up.
424 00:13:50,163 00:13:52,266 ‐ I mean, I feel like you can just send it to us now ‐ I mean, I feel like you can just send it to us now
425 00:13:52,290 00:13:54,143 if we just wash our hands and socially distance. if we just wash our hands and socially distance.
426 00:13:54,167 00:13:55,394 ‐ No. ‐ How are you guys doing ‐ No. ‐ How are you guys doing
427 00:13:55,418 00:13:56,770 over there? over there?
428 00:13:56,794 00:13:58,397 ‐ You know, we've been better. ‐ We're okay. ‐ You know, we've been better. ‐ We're okay.
429 00:13:58,421 00:13:59,773 ‐ Have you? ‐ What? ‐ Have you? ‐ What?
430 00:13:59,797 00:14:00,816 ‐ Been better? ‐ Been better?
431 00:14:00,840 00:14:02,776 All the cooking, the date nights. All the cooking, the date nights.
432 00:14:02,800 00:14:03,986 The yarn wall thingies. The yarn wall thingies.
433 00:14:04,010 00:14:05,654 Macramé. ‐ Right. Macramé. ‐ Right.
434 00:14:05,678 00:14:07,322 It kinda seems like you guys are thriving. It kinda seems like you guys are thriving.
435 00:14:07,346 00:14:09,116 ‐ No, I wouldn't go that far. ‐ Thriving? ‐ No, I wouldn't go that far. ‐ Thriving?
436 00:14:09,140 00:14:10,117 ‐ No. ‐ I wouldn't say "thriving." ‐ No. ‐ I wouldn't say "thriving."
437 00:14:10,141 00:14:12,911 ‐ This is peak Garret and Michelle. No hate. ‐ This is peak Garret and Michelle. No hate.
438 00:14:12,935 00:14:14,788 ‐ Michelle, you're my sister, I love you. ‐ Michelle, you're my sister, I love you.
439 00:14:14,812 00:14:16,665 Everyone is having a different experience. Everyone is having a different experience.
440 00:14:16,689 00:14:20,294 It's okay if yours happen to be a good one. It's okay if yours happen to be a good one.
441 00:14:20,318 00:14:22,421 ‐ Quarantine is super dope! ‐ Quarantine is super dope!
442 00:14:22,445 00:14:23,756 Ah! Sorry! Ah! Sorry!
443 00:14:23,780 00:14:25,007 ‐ Okay, no, no, no, no! ‐ Okay, no, no, no, no!
444 00:14:25,031 00:14:26,508 That sounds really, really bad. That sounds really, really bad.
445 00:14:26,532 00:14:27,926 We‐‐we know that there is We‐‐we know that there is
446 00:14:27,950 00:14:29,803 a lot of hurt right now. ‐ Yes. a lot of hurt right now. ‐ Yes.
447 00:14:29,827 00:14:32,347 ‐ And we are giving a lot of money to charity, ‐ And we are giving a lot of money to charity,
448 00:14:32,371 00:14:34,725 and Michelle is making masks for the hospital. and Michelle is making masks for the hospital.
449 00:14:34,749 00:14:36,518 ‐ Oh, they're so cute! ‐ And needed! ‐ Oh, they're so cute! ‐ And needed!
450 00:14:36,542 00:14:38,353 ‐ So cute and so needed! ‐ So cute and so needed!
451 00:14:38,377 00:14:39,354 ‐ But if we're being honest... ‐ But if we're being honest...
452 00:14:39,378 00:14:40,481 ‐ We needed this! ‐ We needed this!
453 00:14:40,505 00:14:41,774 ‐ So bad! ‐ So bad!
454 00:14:41,798 00:14:43,484 I am so thrilled that I get to spend I am so thrilled that I get to spend
455 00:14:43,508 00:14:44,943 every day with my wife, every day with my wife,
456 00:14:44,967 00:14:46,195 doing all of my passions; doing all of my passions;
457 00:14:46,219 00:14:48,197 cooking, gardening, fixing this place up. cooking, gardening, fixing this place up.
458 00:14:48,221 00:14:49,323 ‐ You know, we've got this, like, ‐ You know, we've got this, like,
459 00:14:49,347 00:14:50,532 homesteader vibe going on. homesteader vibe going on.
460 00:14:50,556 00:14:52,159 We're like New Age frontiers people. We're like New Age frontiers people.
461 00:14:52,183 00:14:54,036 ‐ I don't want it to end. Is that weird to say? ‐ I don't want it to end. Is that weird to say?
462 00:14:54,060 00:14:56,038 I know parts of this are very, very bad, I know parts of this are very, very bad,
463 00:14:56,062 00:14:58,832 but some of this is so great for us right now! but some of this is so great for us right now!
464 00:14:58,856 00:15:01,835 ‐ Hey, guys! Sorry I'm late. ‐ Hey, guys! Sorry I'm late.
465 00:15:01,859 00:15:04,046 The Wi‐Fi in my basement is terrible, The Wi‐Fi in my basement is terrible,
466 00:15:04,070 00:15:05,839 so I decided to try you from the hospital so I decided to try you from the hospital
467 00:15:05,863 00:15:07,049 before I head home. before I head home.
468 00:15:07,073 00:15:10,010 ‐ Hey, Jazmin. How are you? ‐ Hey, Jazmin. How are you?
469 00:15:10,034 00:15:11,845 ‐ I've been better. ‐ I've been better.
470 00:15:19,544 00:15:22,231 ‐ I miss you guys. I miss you so much. ‐ I miss you guys. I miss you so much.
471 00:15:22,255 00:15:24,399 What's great for you, Garret? What's great for you, Garret?
472 00:15:24,423 00:15:28,153 I could use some great right now. I could use some great right now.
473 00:15:28,177 00:15:29,488 ‐ Garret, Michelle, ‐ Garret, Michelle,
474 00:15:29,512 00:15:30,406 were you guys just saying something? were you guys just saying something?
475 00:15:30,430 00:15:32,241 ‐ I don't recall. ‐ No. Absolutely not. ‐ I don't recall. ‐ No. Absolutely not.
476 00:15:32,265 00:15:33,242 ‐ Y'all were so excited earlier. ‐ Y'all were so excited earlier.
477 00:15:33,266 00:15:34,243 ‐ Yeah, Michelle, you were talking about, like, ‐ Yeah, Michelle, you were talking about, like,
478 00:15:34,267 00:15:36,745 homesteading, and... ‐ No, I was not, Pradeep. homesteading, and... ‐ No, I was not, Pradeep.
479 00:15:36,769 00:15:38,247 We just got here also. We just got here also.
480 00:15:38,271 00:15:40,666 ‐ Okay. Well, what are you eating? ‐ Okay. Well, what are you eating?
481 00:15:40,690 00:15:41,917 That looks amazing! That looks amazing!
482 00:15:41,941 00:15:44,044 ‐ It's not great. ‐ It's trash. I hate it. ‐ It's not great. ‐ It's trash. I hate it.
483 00:15:44,068 00:15:46,046 ‐ How's New York? ‐ How's New York?
484 00:15:46,070 00:15:47,589 ‐ You don't want to know. ‐ You don't want to know.
485 00:15:47,613 00:15:51,176 ‐ Yeah. Yeah, we do. How you holding up? ‐ Yeah. Yeah, we do. How you holding up?
486 00:15:51,200 00:15:52,594 ‐ How am I holding up? ‐ How am I holding up?
487 00:15:52,618 00:15:55,597 Uh, well... Uh, well...
488 00:15:55,621 00:15:57,641 I haven't hugged my kids or kissed my husband I haven't hugged my kids or kissed my husband
489 00:15:57,665 00:15:59,143 in four weeks. in four weeks.
490 00:15:59,167 00:16:02,104 I get up three hours after I go to bed. I get up three hours after I go to bed.
491 00:16:02,128 00:16:04,773 And... each shift starts with a meeting And... each shift starts with a meeting
492 00:16:04,797 00:16:06,608 where we go through all the things we don't have where we go through all the things we don't have
493 00:16:06,632 00:16:08,902 and what our plan is to deal with that. and what our plan is to deal with that.
494 00:16:08,926 00:16:10,612 And those meeting last And those meeting last
495 00:16:10,636 00:16:13,282 a really long time because we don't have anything. a really long time because we don't have anything.
496 00:16:13,306 00:16:15,117 And I'm trying to be clinical and objective And I'm trying to be clinical and objective
497 00:16:15,141 00:16:16,618 where I need to be, and sympathetic where I need to be, and sympathetic
498 00:16:16,642 00:16:19,454 and compassionate when I can be, but then... and compassionate when I can be, but then...
499 00:16:19,478 00:16:21,248 all of a sudden, I have to decide all of a sudden, I have to decide
500 00:16:21,272 00:16:23,125 who gets a ventilator and who doesn't. who gets a ventilator and who doesn't.
501 00:16:23,149 00:16:25,627 I mean, do you give it to the old guy? I mean, do you give it to the old guy?
502 00:16:25,651 00:16:27,129 In bed number 13? In bed number 13?
503 00:16:27,153 00:16:28,630 Because he probably needs it more. Because he probably needs it more.
504 00:16:28,654 00:16:30,132 And because old people have as much right And because old people have as much right
505 00:16:30,156 00:16:32,467 and desire to live as the young people do. and desire to live as the young people do.
506 00:16:32,491 00:16:35,387 And even though you don't want to admit it to yourself, And even though you don't want to admit it to yourself,
507 00:16:35,411 00:16:37,431 there's a small part of you, every time you look at him, there's a small part of you, every time you look at him,
508 00:16:37,455 00:16:40,851 you think, "Holy hell. He looks just like my father." you think, "Holy hell. He looks just like my father."
509 00:16:40,875 00:16:43,896 Or do you give to the woman in her 40s in bed number 7? Or do you give to the woman in her 40s in bed number 7?
510 00:16:43,920 00:16:46,565 Who just got remarried, and is spending her honeymoon Who just got remarried, and is spending her honeymoon
511 00:16:46,589 00:16:48,317 in the ICU, even though she's probably got in the ICU, even though she's probably got
512 00:16:48,341 00:16:49,985 a better shot at surviving without it. a better shot at surviving without it.
513 00:16:50,009 00:16:53,447 But then, also, what if she doesn't? But then, also, what if she doesn't?
514 00:16:53,471 00:16:55,657 You know, just imagine that. For a second. You know, just imagine that. For a second.
515 00:16:55,681 00:16:57,242 And then you stop, and you think, And then you stop, and you think,
516 00:16:57,266 00:16:58,994 "What an insane question "What an insane question
517 00:16:59,018 00:17:00,996 "for a doctor to have to ask herself "for a doctor to have to ask herself
518 00:17:01,020 00:17:02,581 "in the middle of a hospital "in the middle of a hospital
519 00:17:02,605 00:17:04,833 in the middle of a city in America." in the middle of a city in America."
520 00:17:04,857 00:17:07,294 But then, suddenly, surprise. But then, suddenly, surprise.
521 00:17:07,318 00:17:09,004 You don't have to make that decision after all You don't have to make that decision after all
522 00:17:09,028 00:17:11,506 because another ventilator has suddenly become available, because another ventilator has suddenly become available,
523 00:17:11,530 00:17:14,009 and you try not to think too hard... and you try not to think too hard...
524 00:17:14,033 00:17:15,302 about why that might be. about why that might be.
525 00:17:15,326 00:17:16,845 You just say, "Great." You just say, "Great."
526 00:17:16,869 00:17:18,847 You know, "Tell the vent tech to hook them both up You know, "Tell the vent tech to hook them both up
527 00:17:18,871 00:17:20,807 "when he's back from whatever extended dinner break "when he's back from whatever extended dinner break
528 00:17:20,831 00:17:23,477 he's taking, and I'm going home." he's taking, and I'm going home."
529 00:17:23,501 00:17:25,354 And you try to sleep for three more hours, And you try to sleep for three more hours,
530 00:17:25,378 00:17:27,356 and then you get up, and you do it all again. and then you get up, and you do it all again.
531 00:17:27,380 00:17:29,691 Only when you get to work, Only when you get to work,
532 00:17:29,715 00:17:32,528 you find out that both your patients are alive, you find out that both your patients are alive,
533 00:17:32,552 00:17:34,613 but neither of them have been ventilated, but neither of them have been ventilated,
534 00:17:34,637 00:17:36,698 and when you ask why that is, they say, and when you ask why that is, they say,
535 00:17:36,722 00:17:38,659 "Because one of the things you don't have today "Because one of the things you don't have today
536 00:17:38,683 00:17:39,536 is a vent tech." is a vent tech."
537 00:17:39,560 00:17:41,870 And when you ask why that is, they say, And when you ask why that is, they say,
538 00:17:41,894 00:17:43,121 "Because... "Because...
539 00:17:43,145 00:17:44,706 he's in bed number three." he's in bed number three."
540 00:17:48,234 00:17:50,629 And also... And also...
541 00:17:50,653 00:17:54,550 It just hit me like a piano smashing down on me that‐‐ It just hit me like a piano smashing down on me that‐‐
542 00:17:57,743 00:18:01,723 The Clippers are not coming back this year. The Clippers are not coming back this year.
543 00:18:01,747 00:18:02,933 We had momentum. We had momentum.
544 00:18:02,957 00:18:05,310 We had the team, and I had really good tickets We had the team, and I had really good tickets
545 00:18:05,334 00:18:07,062 for when they play the Knicks and the Nets. for when they play the Knicks and the Nets.
546 00:18:07,086 00:18:10,232 And all of that is just gone now. And all of that is just gone now.
547 00:18:10,256 00:18:12,466 It's not coming back. It's not coming back.
548 00:18:15,052 00:18:16,905 ‐ Those were really great seats. ‐ Those were really great seats.
549 00:18:16,929 00:18:18,490 ‐ Right? ‐ Right?
550 00:18:18,514 00:18:20,367 ‐ When I came to visit and you took me, ‐ When I came to visit and you took me,
551 00:18:20,391 00:18:22,035 I felt like pre‐ "Lemonade" Beyoncé. I felt like pre‐ "Lemonade" Beyoncé.
552 00:18:22,059 00:18:23,328 ‐ Me too! ‐ Me too!
553 00:18:23,352 00:18:25,914 We were like double‐2003 Beyoncés We were like double‐2003 Beyoncés
554 00:18:25,938 00:18:28,375 watching Kawhi dunk on everybody's heads. watching Kawhi dunk on everybody's heads.
555 00:18:28,399 00:18:31,253 Rufus, take that thing off your face Rufus, take that thing off your face
556 00:18:31,277 00:18:32,754 before I reach through the screen before I reach through the screen
557 00:18:32,778 00:18:34,214 and rip it off myself. and rip it off myself.
558 00:18:34,238 00:18:36,091 ‐ Thank you! ‐ Thank you. ‐ Thank you! ‐ Thank you.
559 00:18:36,115 00:18:37,175 Thank you. Thank you.
560 00:18:37,199 00:18:38,427 ‐ Ah, you know, Ben's thinking ‐ Ah, you know, Ben's thinking
561 00:18:38,451 00:18:40,262 about letting Paz move back in. about letting Paz move back in.
562 00:18:40,286 00:18:42,306 ‐ No! What? Don't do that! ‐ No! What? Don't do that!
563 00:18:42,330 00:18:43,974 ‐ That's what I said! That's what I said! ‐ That's what I said! That's what I said!
564 00:18:43,998 00:18:47,769 ‐ How short is your memory? Has history taught you nothing? ‐ How short is your memory? Has history taught you nothing?
565 00:18:47,793 00:18:49,438 What are any of us doing? What are any of us doing?
566 00:18:49,462 00:18:52,190 Annie, tell Ben you love him already. Annie, tell Ben you love him already.
567 00:18:52,214 00:18:54,026 ‐ ‐ Uh‐‐ ‐ ‐ Uh‐‐
568 00:18:54,050 00:18:55,277 ‐ Oh, my God! ‐ Ben, I didn't‐‐ ‐ Oh, my God! ‐ Ben, I didn't‐‐
569 00:18:55,301 00:18:56,445 I never said‐‐ ‐ I'm so sorry! I never said‐‐ ‐ I'm so sorry!
570 00:18:56,469 00:18:57,613 ‐ Wait, wait, what's wrong with his fac‐‐ ‐ Wait, wait, what's wrong with his fac‐‐
571 00:18:57,637 00:18:59,448 Oh, he's frozen. ‐ Ben, can you hear us? Oh, he's frozen. ‐ Ben, can you hear us?
572 00:18:59,472 00:19:00,949 ‐ I don't think he can hear us. ‐ I don't think he can hear us.
573 00:19:00,973 00:19:02,242 ‐ Oh, thank God. ‐ Oh, thank God.
574 00:19:02,266 00:19:03,952 ‐ Jazmin! ‐ I'm sorry! ‐ Jazmin! ‐ I'm sorry!
575 00:19:03,976 00:19:06,288 I told you I was tired! It just came out! I told you I was tired! It just came out!
576 00:19:06,312 00:19:08,457 ‐ It's okay! But maybe put it back in. ‐ It's okay! But maybe put it back in.
577 00:19:08,481 00:19:10,459 ‐ Annie, I would never! ‐ Annie, I would never!
578 00:19:10,483 00:19:12,628 ‐ No, it's fine, I know. I know. ‐ No, it's fine, I know. I know.
579 00:19:12,652 00:19:15,130 I can't even imagine what I would be saying I can't even imagine what I would be saying
580 00:19:15,154 00:19:16,632 if I was you right now. ‐ if I was you right now. ‐
581 00:19:16,656 00:19:18,550 ‐ I do! I love him! I love Ben! ‐ I do! I love him! I love Ben!
582 00:19:18,574 00:19:21,053 I just want to tell him when... I just want to tell him when...
583 00:19:27,792 00:19:28,810 Hey, Ben. Hey, Ben.
584 00:19:28,834 00:19:30,979 I was just singing "Let My Annie Go." I was just singing "Let My Annie Go."
585 00:19:31,003 00:19:32,606 ‐ Sorry, my internet crapped out. ‐ Sorry, my internet crapped out.
586 00:19:32,630 00:19:34,316 ‐ I'm telling you, if we could get phones ‐ I'm telling you, if we could get phones
587 00:19:34,340 00:19:35,776 on this Verizon network, on this Verizon network,
588 00:19:35,800 00:19:36,818 our connection would be awesome. our connection would be awesome.
589 00:19:36,842 00:19:38,820 ‐ Uh, Ben, where'd we lose you, buddy? ‐ Uh, Ben, where'd we lose you, buddy?
590 00:19:38,844 00:19:39,614 What was, uh... What was, uh...
591 00:19:39,638 00:19:41,448 what was happening at that point? what was happening at that point?
592 00:19:41,472 00:19:42,824 ‐ You were threatening to beat up Rufus ‐ You were threatening to beat up Rufus
593 00:19:42,848 00:19:44,159 through your phone screen. through your phone screen.
594 00:19:44,183 00:19:45,410 ‐ Oh, yes! ‐ Oh! ‐ Oh, yes! ‐ Oh!
595 00:19:45,434 00:19:46,662 Terrific! ‐ Bad Rufus. Terrific! ‐ Bad Rufus.
596 00:19:46,686 00:19:48,330 ‐ That's great. ‐ 'Cause Rufus is the worst. ‐ That's great. ‐ 'Cause Rufus is the worst.
597 00:19:48,354 00:19:49,831 ‐ Excuse me? ‐ I'm sorry, you're the worst. ‐ Excuse me? ‐ I'm sorry, you're the worst.
598 00:19:49,855 00:19:51,166 I love you, but you're the worst. I love you, but you're the worst.
599 00:19:51,190 00:19:54,586 ‐ I love you, too. ‐ Hey, guys? ‐ I love you, too. ‐ Hey, guys?
600 00:19:54,610 00:19:55,505 This is... This is...
601 00:19:55,529 00:19:58,131 this is gonna end, right? this is gonna end, right?
602 00:19:58,155 00:20:01,259 Like, we'll do another month or so of quarantine, Like, we'll do another month or so of quarantine,
603 00:20:01,283 00:20:02,844 and then we'll go back to normal, and then we'll go back to normal,
604 00:20:02,868 00:20:05,597 and we'll go back to hanging out in person. and we'll go back to hanging out in person.
605 00:20:05,621 00:20:07,224 Right? Right?
606 00:20:07,248 00:20:09,685 'Cause I really miss you guys. 'Cause I really miss you guys.
607 00:20:09,709 00:20:12,854 ‐ I mean, that's the plan, right? ‐ I mean, that's the plan, right?
608 00:20:12,878 00:20:15,464 I mean, how much worse could it get? I mean, how much worse could it get?
609 00:20:17,049 00:20:19,861 ‐ You guys! You're bringing down the room. ‐ You guys! You're bringing down the room.
610 00:20:19,885 00:20:21,530 ‐ We're bringing it down? ‐ We're bringing it down?
611 00:20:21,554 00:20:23,532 ‐ Garret! ‐ Come on! ‐ Garret! ‐ Come on!
612 00:20:23,556 00:20:26,201 ‐ Talk to me about this broth. Spare me no details. ‐ Talk to me about this broth. Spare me no details.
613 00:20:26,225 00:20:28,203 What are we talking? Shoyu? Tonkotsu? What are we talking? Shoyu? Tonkotsu?
614 00:20:28,227 00:20:30,372 Hit me. ‐ Okay, so... Hit me. ‐ Okay, so...
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