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5 00:00:49,700 00:00:51,110 - MAN, I HATE GOING TO THE - MAN, I HATE GOING TO THE
6 00:00:51,135 00:00:52,565 CAFETERIA. CAFETERIA.
7 00:00:52,633 00:00:53,763 IT'S THE SAME GROSS OLD CRUD IT'S THE SAME GROSS OLD CRUD
8 00:00:53,784 00:00:54,934 EVERY DAY. EVERY DAY.
9 00:00:55,000 00:00:56,170 - RELAX, NUMBAH 4. - RELAX, NUMBAH 4.
10 00:00:56,233 00:00:57,673 THE FOOD IS PRETTY GROSS. THE FOOD IS PRETTY GROSS.
11 00:00:57,733 00:00:59,083 BUT IF YOU FIGHT HARD ENOUGH, BUT IF YOU FIGHT HARD ENOUGH,
12 00:00:59,101 00:01:00,471 IT'LL STAY DOWN. IT'LL STAY DOWN.
13 00:01:00,533 00:01:01,633 - ALL RIGHT, GUYS. - ALL RIGHT, GUYS.
14 00:01:01,700 00:01:03,970 LET'S JUST GET THIS OVER WITH. LET'S JUST GET THIS OVER WITH.
15 00:01:04,033 00:01:06,933 [ ROCK MUSIC PLAYS ] [ ROCK MUSIC PLAYS ]
16 00:01:39,667 00:01:41,387 - UH, NUMBAH 5 ISN'T SO HUNGRY - UH, NUMBAH 5 ISN'T SO HUNGRY
17 00:01:41,418 00:01:43,168 ALL OF A SUDDEN. ALL OF A SUDDEN.
18 00:01:43,233 00:01:45,273 COME ON! COME ON!
19 00:01:45,333 00:01:46,233 - YEAH. - YEAH.
20 00:01:46,300 00:01:47,980 - MAYBE WE SHOULD GRAB A TABLE - AND... - MAYBE WE SHOULD GRAB A TABLE - AND...
21 00:01:48,067 00:01:51,227 [ MUSIC INTENSIFIES ] [ MUSIC INTENSIFIES ]
22 00:02:31,333 00:02:33,613 - ♪ I'VE GOT PORK FAT AND - GRAVY FLOWING THROUGH MY VEINS ♪ - ♪ I'VE GOT PORK FAT AND - GRAVY FLOWING THROUGH MY VEINS ♪
23 00:02:33,633 00:02:34,793 ♪ I SERVE DEAD MONKEY PUDDING ♪ I SERVE DEAD MONKEY PUDDING
24 00:02:34,818 00:02:35,998 AND PLATYPUS BRAINS ♪ AND PLATYPUS BRAINS ♪
25 00:02:36,067 00:02:38,267 ♪ I'M GRANDMOTHER STUFFUM ♪ I'M GRANDMOTHER STUFFUM
26 00:02:38,333 00:02:40,503 - ♪ GRANDMOTHER STUFFUM - ♪ GRANDMOTHER STUFFUM
27 00:02:40,567 00:02:41,737 - ♪ I CAME TO THE SCHOOL - ♪ I CAME TO THE SCHOOL
28 00:02:41,768 00:02:42,968 TO FEED YOU KIDS ♪ TO FEED YOU KIDS ♪
29 00:02:43,033 00:02:44,483 ♪ AND BAKE UP PIES ♪ AND BAKE UP PIES
30 00:02:44,501 00:02:45,971 WITH JELLIED SQUIDS! ♪ WITH JELLIED SQUIDS! ♪
31 00:02:53,467 00:02:56,187 ♪ KIDS MUST EAT ♪ KIDS MUST EAT
32 00:02:56,218 00:02:58,968 ♪ KIDS MUST EAT ♪ KIDS MUST EAT
33 00:02:59,033 00:03:01,493 ♪ KIDS MUST EAT ♪ KIDS MUST EAT
34 00:03:01,518 00:03:03,998 ♪ KIDS MUST EAT ♪ KIDS MUST EAT
35 00:03:22,433 00:03:23,943 ♪ KIDS WERE NOT PUT ♪ KIDS WERE NOT PUT
36 00:03:23,968 00:03:25,498 ON THIS EARTH TO NIBBLE ♪ ON THIS EARTH TO NIBBLE ♪
37 00:03:25,567 00:03:26,767 - NO! - NO!
38 00:03:26,833 00:03:28,583 - ♪ YOU ALL MUST BE HELPLESS - ♪ YOU ALL MUST BE HELPLESS
39 00:03:28,601 00:03:30,371 AND FAT ♪ AND FAT ♪
40 00:03:30,433 00:03:31,603 - YEAH! - YEAH!
41 00:03:31,667 00:03:33,387 - ♪ THAT WAY YOU CAN'T GET - ♪ THAT WAY YOU CAN'T GET
42 00:03:33,418 00:03:35,168 YOURSELF IN TROUBLE ♪ YOURSELF IN TROUBLE ♪
43 00:03:35,233 00:03:36,403 - NO! - NO!
44 00:03:36,467 00:03:38,627 - ♪ WHILE GRANDMA GETS TO FEED - ♪ WHILE GRANDMA GETS TO FEED
45 00:03:38,651 00:03:40,831 YOU CURRIED RAT ♪ YOU CURRIED RAT ♪
46 00:03:40,900 00:03:43,130 ♪ I WILL STOP YOU ♪ I WILL STOP YOU
47 00:03:43,151 00:03:45,401 WITH MOOSE FONDUE ♪ WITH MOOSE FONDUE ♪
48 00:03:45,467 00:03:47,737 ♪ YOU WILL CHOW ON ♪ YOU WILL CHOW ON
49 00:03:47,768 00:03:50,068 TUNA MELTDOWN ♪ TUNA MELTDOWN ♪
50 00:03:50,133 00:03:51,183 ♪ EAT IT ♪ EAT IT
51 00:03:51,201 00:03:52,271 ♪ SCARF IT ♪ SCARF IT
52 00:03:52,333 00:03:53,443 ♪ BITE IT ♪ BITE IT
53 00:03:53,468 00:03:54,598 ♪ CRAM IT ♪ CRAM IT
54 00:03:54,667 00:03:55,707 ♪ DOWN IT ♪ DOWN IT
55 00:03:55,735 00:03:56,795 ♪ CHOW IT ♪ CHOW IT
56 00:03:56,867 00:03:58,157 ♪ WANT IT ♪ WANT IT
57 00:03:58,185 00:03:59,495 ♪ PIG OUT! ♪ PIG OUT!
58 00:03:59,567 00:04:04,737 ♪ I WILL MAKE YOU ♪ I WILL MAKE YOU
59 00:04:04,768 00:04:09,968 ♪ FATTER! ♪ FATTER!
60 00:04:14,167 00:04:15,357 ♪ I CAME TO THIS SCHOOL ♪ I CAME TO THIS SCHOOL
61 00:04:15,385 00:04:16,595 WITH MY FOOD WITH MY FOOD
62 00:04:16,667 00:04:18,907 TO CONQUER THE YOUNG AND RUDE ♪ TO CONQUER THE YOUNG AND RUDE ♪
63 00:04:18,935 00:04:21,195 ♪ I'M GRANDMOTHER STUFFUM ♪ I'M GRANDMOTHER STUFFUM
64 00:04:21,267 00:04:23,327 - ♪ GRANDMOTHER STUFFUM - ♪ GRANDMOTHER STUFFUM
65 00:04:23,400 00:04:24,640 - ♪ YOU MUST EAT NOW - ♪ YOU MUST EAT NOW
66 00:04:24,668 00:04:25,928 ♪ TRY MY DEEP-FRIED BOAR ♪ TRY MY DEEP-FRIED BOAR
67 00:04:26,000 00:04:27,330 ♪ BUT YOU JUST NEVER LISTEN ♪ BUT YOU JUST NEVER LISTEN
68 00:04:27,351 00:04:28,701 'CAUSE YOU'RE KIDS NEXT DOOR ♪ 'CAUSE YOU'RE KIDS NEXT DOOR ♪
69 00:04:39,667 00:04:41,907 ♪ KIDS MUST EAT ♪ KIDS MUST EAT
70 00:04:41,935 00:04:44,195 ♪ KIDS MUST EAT ♪ KIDS MUST EAT
71 00:04:44,267 00:04:46,827 ♪ KIDS MUST EAT! ♪ KIDS MUST EAT!
72 00:05:04,900 00:05:06,660 ♪ KIDS WERE NOT PUT ♪ KIDS WERE NOT PUT
73 00:05:06,685 00:05:08,465 ON THIS EARTH TO NIBBLE ♪ ON THIS EARTH TO NIBBLE ♪
74 00:05:08,533 00:05:09,703 - NO! - NO!
75 00:05:09,767 00:05:11,507 - ♪ YOU ALL MUST BE HELPLESS - ♪ YOU ALL MUST BE HELPLESS
76 00:05:11,535 00:05:13,295 AND FAT ♪ AND FAT ♪
77 00:05:13,367 00:05:14,527 - YEAH! - YEAH!
78 00:05:14,600 00:05:16,330 - ♪ THAT WAY YOU CAN'T GET - ♪ THAT WAY YOU CAN'T GET
79 00:05:16,351 00:05:18,101 YOURSELF IN TROUBLE ♪ YOURSELF IN TROUBLE ♪
80 00:05:18,167 00:05:19,327 - NO! - NO!
81 00:05:19,400 00:05:21,530 - ♪ WHILE GRANDMA GETS TO FEED - ♪ WHILE GRANDMA GETS TO FEED
82 00:05:21,551 00:05:23,701 YOU TOASTED BAT ♪ YOU TOASTED BAT ♪
83 00:05:23,767 00:05:26,007 ♪ YOU CAN'T BEAT ME ♪ YOU CAN'T BEAT ME
84 00:05:26,035 00:05:28,295 ♪ YOU CAN'T TOAST ME ♪ YOU CAN'T TOAST ME
85 00:05:28,367 00:05:30,857 ♪ YOU WON'T GRILL ME ♪ YOU WON'T GRILL ME
86 00:05:30,885 00:05:33,395 ♪ YOU WON'T POACH ME ♪ YOU WON'T POACH ME
87 00:05:33,467 00:05:34,627 ♪ COOK ME ♪ COOK ME
88 00:05:34,651 00:05:35,831 ♪ STEW ME ♪ STEW ME
89 00:05:35,900 00:05:37,010 ♪ BOIL ME ♪ BOIL ME
90 00:05:37,035 00:05:38,165 ♪ FRY ME ♪ FRY ME
91 00:05:38,233 00:05:39,333 ♪ BASTE ME ♪ BASTE ME
92 00:05:39,351 00:05:40,471 ♪ BROIL ME ♪ BROIL ME
93 00:05:40,533 00:05:42,213 - ♪ ROAST ME - ♪ BAKE ME - ♪ ROAST ME - ♪ BAKE ME
94 00:05:42,300 00:05:46,300 ♪ YOU'LL JUST MAKE ME... ♪ YOU'LL JUST MAKE ME...
95 00:05:55,467 00:05:58,097 - YAY! WE WON! WE WON! - YAY! WE WON! WE WON!
96 00:05:58,167 00:05:59,927 - WELL, THAT WASN'T SO BAD. - WELL, THAT WASN'T SO BAD.
97 00:06:00,000 00:06:01,430 USUALLY SHE MAKES US EAT A LOT USUALLY SHE MAKES US EAT A LOT
98 00:06:01,451 00:06:02,901 MORE THAN THAT. MORE THAN THAT.
99 00:06:02,967 00:06:03,997 - YAY! - YAY!
100 00:06:04,067 00:06:05,977 [ RUMBLING, SIREN BLARING ] [ RUMBLING, SIREN BLARING ]
101 00:06:06,001 00:06:07,931 WHOO-HOO! YAY! WHOO-HOO! YAY!
102 00:06:08,033 00:06:10,933 AAH! OW! AAH! OW!
103 00:06:11,000 00:06:14,100 - SLAMWITCH! - SLAMWITCH!
104 00:06:14,167 00:06:17,997 SLAMWITCH! SLAMWITCH!
105 00:06:18,067 00:06:21,827 SLAMWITCH! SLAMWITCH!
106 00:06:21,900 00:06:25,270 SLAMWITCH! SLAMWITCH!
107 00:06:25,333 00:06:28,833 SLAMWITCH! SLAMWITCH!
108 00:06:28,900 00:06:32,800 SLAMWITCH! SLAMWITCH!
109 00:06:32,867 00:06:36,027 [ MUSIC CONTINUES ] [ MUSIC CONTINUES ]
110 00:06:36,051 00:06:39,231 - UM, MAYBE WE SHOULD GO OUT TO - UM, MAYBE WE SHOULD GO OUT TO
111 00:06:39,300 00:06:39,900 EAT. EAT.
112 00:06:39,967 00:06:40,427 - YEAH. - YEAH.
113 00:06:40,500 00:06:41,130 - OH, YEAH. - OH, YEAH.
114 00:06:41,200 00:06:44,670 [ SIREN WAILING ] [ SIREN WAILING ]
115 00:06:44,733 00:06:48,173 [ ALL SHOUTING ] [ ALL SHOUTING ]
116 00:06:51,100 00:06:53,240 - ♪ SLAMWITCH! - ♪ SLAMWITCH!
117 00:06:53,268 00:06:55,428 ♪ SLAMWITCH! ♪ SLAMWITCH!
118 00:06:55,500 00:06:58,930 ♪ SLAMWITCH! ♪ SLAMWITCH!
119 00:06:58,951 00:07:02,401 ♪ SLAMWITCH! ♪ SLAMWITCH!
120 00:07:02,467 00:07:05,807 ♪ SLAMWITCH! ♪ SLAMWITCH!
121 00:07:05,835 00:07:09,195 ♪ SLAMWITCH! ♪ SLAMWITCH!
122 00:07:09,267 00:07:10,307 - ♪ SLAMWITCH COMES - ♪ SLAMWITCH COMES
123 00:07:10,335 00:07:11,395 AND CHILDREN SCREAM ♪ AND CHILDREN SCREAM ♪
124 00:07:11,467 00:07:12,457 ♪ MADE OF BRAINS ♪ MADE OF BRAINS
125 00:07:12,485 00:07:13,495 AND SOUR CREAM ♪ AND SOUR CREAM ♪
126 00:07:13,567 00:07:14,637 ♪ IF KIDS WON'T EAT ♪ IF KIDS WON'T EAT
127 00:07:14,668 00:07:15,768 HIS MOLDY BREAD ♪ HIS MOLDY BREAD ♪
128 00:07:15,833 00:07:17,013 ♪ THEN SLAMWITCH EATS YOU KIDS ♪ THEN SLAMWITCH EATS YOU KIDS
129 00:07:17,034 00:07:18,234 INSTEAD ♪ INSTEAD ♪
130 00:07:18,300 00:07:19,330 ♪ SLAMWITCH COMES ♪ SLAMWITCH COMES
131 00:07:19,351 00:07:20,401 AND YOU'LL ALL CRY ♪ AND YOU'LL ALL CRY ♪
132 00:07:20,467 00:07:21,937 ♪ SWATS F-16s FROM THE SKY ♪ SWATS F-16s FROM THE SKY
133 00:07:21,968 00:07:23,468 ♪ ADMIT YOU CRAVE ♪ ADMIT YOU CRAVE
134 00:07:23,533 00:07:24,793 HIS PRETTY SPINACH ♪ HIS PRETTY SPINACH ♪
135 00:07:24,818 00:07:26,098 ♪ FALL AND WORSHIP ♪ FALL AND WORSHIP
136 00:07:26,167 00:07:27,827 GIANT SANDWICH ♪ GIANT SANDWICH ♪
137 00:07:27,851 00:07:29,531 - ♪ SLAMWITCH! - ♪ SLAMWITCH!
138 00:07:29,600 00:07:32,930 ♪ SLAMWITCH! ♪ SLAMWITCH!
139 00:07:32,951 00:07:36,301 ♪ SLAMWITCH! ♪ SLAMWITCH!
140 00:07:36,367 00:07:37,937 ♪ SLAMWITCH! ♪ SLAMWITCH!
141 00:07:37,968 00:07:39,568 - JOAQUIN! - JOAQUIN!
142 00:07:39,633 00:07:41,733 WE NEED HELP... NOW! WE NEED HELP... NOW!
143 00:07:41,800 00:07:43,800 - HUH? - HUH?
144 00:07:45,567 00:07:46,607 - ♪ SCHOOLS OF KIDS - ♪ SCHOOLS OF KIDS
145 00:07:46,635 00:07:47,695 HE HAS ATE ♪ HE HAS ATE ♪
146 00:07:47,767 00:07:49,497 ♪ AND SHALL OBLITERATE ♪ AND SHALL OBLITERATE
147 00:07:49,567 00:07:50,757 ♪ THE KIDS NEXT DOOR ♪ THE KIDS NEXT DOOR
148 00:07:50,785 00:07:51,995 AND ALL THEIR BROTHERS ♪ AND ALL THEIR BROTHERS ♪
149 00:07:52,067 00:07:53,937 - ♪ AND ALL THE MISBEHAVING - OTHERS ♪ - ♪ AND ALL THE MISBEHAVING - OTHERS ♪
150 00:07:54,033 00:07:55,183 ♪ WHO WON'T EAT ♪ WHO WON'T EAT
151 00:07:55,201 00:07:56,371 GRANDMA STUFFUM'S FOOD ♪ GRANDMA STUFFUM'S FOOD ♪
152 00:07:56,433 00:07:57,683 ♪ AND NOW THEMSELVES ♪ AND NOW THEMSELVES
153 00:07:57,701 00:07:58,971 ARE CHOMPED AND CHEWED ♪ ARE CHOMPED AND CHEWED ♪
154 00:07:59,033 00:08:01,243 - ♪ BUT HE WHO'S MADE OF SKUNKS - AND FRIED VEAL ♪ - ♪ BUT HE WHO'S MADE OF SKUNKS - AND FRIED VEAL ♪
155 00:08:01,333 00:08:03,393 ♪ AND COMES TO MAKE YOU KIDS ♪ AND COMES TO MAKE YOU KIDS
156 00:08:03,418 00:08:05,498 HIS NEXT MEAL! ♪ HIS NEXT MEAL! ♪
157 00:08:12,333 00:08:14,773 ♪ JUMP INSIDE HIS MASSIVE JAW ♪ JUMP INSIDE HIS MASSIVE JAW
158 00:08:14,833 00:08:15,983 AMID THE PLAQUE AMID THE PLAQUE
159 00:08:16,001 00:08:17,171 AND OLD COLESLAW ♪ AND OLD COLESLAW ♪
160 00:08:17,233 00:08:19,243 - ♪ WITH THIS GIANT SANDWICH'S - PAIR OF CLAWS ♪ - ♪ WITH THIS GIANT SANDWICH'S - PAIR OF CLAWS ♪
161 00:08:19,333 00:08:20,683 ♪ ON KIDS NEXT DOOR HE CHOMPS ♪ ON KIDS NEXT DOOR HE CHOMPS
162 00:08:20,701 00:08:22,071 AND GNAWS ♪ AND GNAWS ♪
163 00:08:22,133 00:08:24,933 [ MUSIC CONTINUES ] [ MUSIC CONTINUES ]
164 00:08:29,933 00:08:30,933 ♪ SLAMWITCH! ♪ SLAMWITCH!
165 00:08:32,167 00:08:34,767 [ MUSIC CONTINUES ] [ MUSIC CONTINUES ]
166 00:08:39,267 00:08:41,267 - [ COUGHS ] - [ COUGHS ]
167 00:08:41,500 00:08:46,770 [ RUMBLING ] [ RUMBLING ]
168 00:08:54,300 00:09:00,170 - [ LAUGHS ] - [ LAUGHS ]
169 00:09:05,667 00:09:07,207 - ♪ ROTTEN KIDS - ♪ ROTTEN KIDS
170 00:09:07,235 00:09:08,795 OR GIANT HAMSTER ♪ OR GIANT HAMSTER ♪
171 00:09:08,867 00:09:10,187 ♪ SLAMWITCH EATS THEM ALL ♪ SLAMWITCH EATS THEM ALL
172 00:09:10,218 00:09:11,568 WITH MUENSTER ♪ WITH MUENSTER ♪
173 00:09:11,633 00:09:13,163 ♪ MISERABLE, VERMINOUS ♪ MISERABLE, VERMINOUS
174 00:09:13,184 00:09:14,734 DESPICABLE RATS ♪ DESPICABLE RATS ♪
175 00:09:14,800 00:09:16,380 ♪ WILL NOW MAKE SLAMWITCH ♪ WILL NOW MAKE SLAMWITCH
176 00:09:16,401 00:09:18,001 NICE AND FAT ♪ NICE AND FAT ♪
177 00:09:18,067 00:09:21,427 SLAMWITCH, CHARGE! SLAMWITCH, CHARGE!
178 00:09:21,500 00:09:24,670 SLAMWITCH, FIGHT! SLAMWITCH, FIGHT!
179 00:09:24,733 00:09:27,703 SLAMWITCH, EAT! SLAMWITCH, EAT!
180 00:09:27,767 00:09:30,897 SLAMWITCH, OOH! SLAMWITCH, OOH!
181 00:09:30,967 00:09:32,437 ♪ HOW DARE YOU REFUSE ♪ HOW DARE YOU REFUSE
182 00:09:32,468 00:09:33,968 MY TASTY MONSTER? ♪ MY TASTY MONSTER? ♪
183 00:09:34,033 00:09:35,563 ♪ SLAMWITCH WILL DESTROY YOU ♪ SLAMWITCH WILL DESTROY YOU
184 00:09:35,584 00:09:37,134 HAMSTER ♪ HAMSTER ♪
185 00:09:37,200 00:09:38,790 ♪ BEFORE YOU JUMP INTO ♪ BEFORE YOU JUMP INTO
186 00:09:38,818 00:09:40,428 HIS GIZZARD ♪ HIS GIZZARD ♪
187 00:09:40,500 00:09:42,180 ♪ HAVE A TASTE ♪ HAVE A TASTE
188 00:09:42,201 00:09:43,901 OF CANDIED LIZARD ♪ OF CANDIED LIZARD ♪
189 00:09:43,967 00:09:45,337 ♪ SLAMWITCH COMES ♪ SLAMWITCH COMES
190 00:09:45,368 00:09:46,768 AND HE MUST EAT ♪ AND HE MUST EAT ♪
191 00:09:46,833 00:09:48,213 ♪ HE'S MADE OF CHEESE ♪ HE'S MADE OF CHEESE
192 00:09:48,234 00:09:49,634 AND POPPY SEED ♪ AND POPPY SEED ♪
193 00:09:49,700 00:09:51,310 ♪ AND IF YOU CRAVE TO BE ♪ AND IF YOU CRAVE TO BE
194 00:09:51,335 00:09:52,965 HIS DINNER ♪ HIS DINNER ♪
195 00:09:53,033 00:09:54,763 ♪ FALL AND WORSHIP ♪ FALL AND WORSHIP
196 00:09:54,784 00:09:56,534 SLAMWITCH WINNER! ♪ SLAMWITCH WINNER! ♪
197 00:09:56,600 00:09:58,470 SLAMWITCH? SLAMWITCH?
198 00:09:58,533 00:10:00,373 WHY DO YOU TWITCH? WHY DO YOU TWITCH?
199 00:10:00,433 00:10:03,933 MY GIANT SANDWICH! MY GIANT SANDWICH!
200 00:10:04,000 00:10:08,600 SLAMWITCH!! SLAMWITCH!!
201 00:10:08,667 00:10:10,957 ♪ SLAMWITCH! ♪ SLAMWITCH!
202 00:10:10,985 00:10:13,295 - ♪ JOAQUIN! - ♪ JOAQUIN!
203 00:10:13,367 00:10:16,757 - ♪ SLAMWITCH! - ♪ SLAMWITCH!
204 00:10:16,785 00:10:20,195 ♪ SLAMWITCH! ♪ SLAMWITCH!
205 00:10:20,267 00:10:22,557 - ♪ JOAQUIN! - ♪ JOAQUIN!
206 00:10:22,585 00:10:24,895 - ♪ SLAMWITCH? - ♪ SLAMWITCH?
207 00:10:26,933 00:10:28,733 - ♪ JOAQUIN! - ♪ JOAQUIN!
208 00:10:28,751 00:10:30,571 [ BELL RINGS ] [ BELL RINGS ]
209 00:10:30,633 00:10:31,533 - UGH. - UGH.
210 00:10:31,600 00:10:34,230 I'M GLAD THAT'S OVER. I'M GLAD THAT'S OVER.
211 00:10:36,600 00:10:39,170 - SEE YOU TOMORROW, CHILDRENS! - SEE YOU TOMORROW, CHILDRENS!
212 00:10:39,233 00:10:40,513 WE'RE HAVING "SCREAM" OF WE'RE HAVING "SCREAM" OF
213 00:10:40,534 00:10:41,834 SPINACH! SPINACH!
214 00:10:41,900 00:10:42,630 OOH! OOH!
215 00:10:42,700 00:10:44,770 - GET A NEW COOKBOOK, LADY! - GET A NEW COOKBOOK, LADY!
216 00:10:44,833 00:10:48,903 - [ LAUGHING ] - [ LAUGHING ]
217 00:11:07,167 00:11:08,627 - MMM, BOY! - MMM, BOY!
218 00:11:08,700 00:11:10,190 THAT TURKEY LOOKS SUPERLICIOUS, THAT TURKEY LOOKS SUPERLICIOUS,
219 00:11:10,218 00:11:11,728 MOM. MOM.
220 00:11:11,800 00:11:13,600 - WHY, THANK YOU, HOAGIE. - WHY, THANK YOU, HOAGIE.
221 00:11:13,667 00:11:15,697 I JUST HOPE MY BOSS THINKS SO. I JUST HOPE MY BOSS THINKS SO.
222 00:11:15,767 00:11:17,777 BOY, IF I DON'T IMPRESS HER BOY, IF I DON'T IMPRESS HER
223 00:11:17,801 00:11:19,831 TONIGHT, I'LL JUST LOSE MY MIND! TONIGHT, I'LL JUST LOSE MY MIND!
224 00:11:19,900 00:11:21,400 AAH! AAH!
225 00:11:21,467 00:11:22,567 OH, WHAT'S HAPPENING? OH, WHAT'S HAPPENING?
226 00:11:22,633 00:11:23,833 - RELAX, MOM. - RELAX, MOM.
227 00:11:23,900 00:11:25,390 IT'S JUST THE NEW 2x4 TECHNOLOGY IT'S JUST THE NEW 2x4 TECHNOLOGY
228 00:11:25,418 00:11:26,928 DOORBELL I INSTAL... DOORBELL I INSTAL...
229 00:11:27,000 00:11:28,330 OW! OW!
230 00:11:28,400 00:11:30,480 - HONESTLY, I DON'T KNOW WHY I - LET YOU AND TOMMY MESS AROUND - HONESTLY, I DON'T KNOW WHY I - LET YOU AND TOMMY MESS AROUND
231 00:11:30,500 00:11:31,900 WITH THE WIRING OF MY HOUSE. WITH THE WIRING OF MY HOUSE.
232 00:11:31,967 00:11:33,677 - WHY DO I DO THESE THINGS TO - MYSELF? - WHY DO I DO THESE THINGS TO - MYSELF?
233 00:11:33,767 00:11:34,697 SHAME ON YOU, BETTY. SHAME ON YOU, BETTY.
234 00:11:34,767 00:11:35,997 SHAME, SHAME, SHAME, SHAME! SHAME, SHAME, SHAME, SHAME!
235 00:11:36,067 00:11:38,267 OH, HELLO, HELLO! OH, HELLO, HELLO!
236 00:11:38,333 00:11:40,243 - [ LAUGHS ] - HMM. - [ LAUGHS ] - HMM.
237 00:11:40,333 00:11:41,673 - BETTY. - BETTY.
238 00:11:41,733 00:11:43,533 - HI, MRS. GILLIGAN! - HI, MRS. GILLIGAN!
239 00:11:43,600 00:11:44,860 [ BOTH SHOUTING ] [ BOTH SHOUTING ]
240 00:11:44,885 00:11:46,165 - COME IN. COME IN. - COME IN. COME IN.
241 00:11:46,233 00:11:47,863 IT IS SO NICE OF YOU TO COME FOR IT IS SO NICE OF YOU TO COME FOR
242 00:11:47,884 00:11:49,534 DINNER, MRS. SANBAN. DINNER, MRS. SANBAN.
243 00:11:49,600 00:11:50,670 - NOW, BETTY. - NOW, BETTY.
244 00:11:50,733 00:11:52,143 YOU KNOW BETTER THAN TO CALL ME YOU KNOW BETTER THAN TO CALL ME
245 00:11:52,168 00:11:53,598 MRS. SANBAN. MRS. SANBAN.
246 00:11:53,667 00:11:55,537 YOU WILL ADDRESS ME AS MADAME YOU WILL ADDRESS ME AS MADAME
247 00:11:55,568 00:11:57,468 HEAD OF ACCOUNTING MRS. SANBAN. HEAD OF ACCOUNTING MRS. SANBAN.
248 00:11:57,533 00:11:59,193 - [ CLEARS THROAT ] - [ CLEARS THROAT ]
249 00:11:59,218 00:12:00,898 - OOH, YES, YES! [ LAUGHS ] - OOH, YES, YES! [ LAUGHS ]
250 00:12:00,967 00:12:02,297 HOW STUPID OF ME. HOW STUPID OF ME.
251 00:12:02,367 00:12:04,327 HOW STUPID! STUPID! STUPID! HOW STUPID! STUPID! STUPID!
252 00:12:04,400 00:12:06,240 - [ LAUGHS ] - MADAME HEAD OF ACCOUNTING - [ LAUGHS ] - MADAME HEAD OF ACCOUNTING
253 00:12:06,333 00:12:07,663 MRS. SANBAN, SIR... I-I MEAN MRS. SANBAN, SIR... I-I MEAN
254 00:12:07,684 00:12:09,034 MA'AM. MA'AM.
255 00:12:09,100 00:12:11,710 - I AM ANTICIPATING A MOST - I AM ANTICIPATING A MOST
256 00:12:11,735 00:12:14,365 INTERESTING DINNER TONIGHT. INTERESTING DINNER TONIGHT.
257 00:12:14,433 00:12:16,873 - WELL, OF COURSE! - WELL, OF COURSE!
258 00:12:16,933 00:12:17,933 [ LAUGHS ] [ LAUGHS ]
259 00:12:17,951 00:12:18,971 - HI, GUYS! - HI, GUYS!
260 00:12:19,033 00:12:20,703 - HEY, NUMBAH 2! - HEY, NUMBAH 2!
261 00:12:20,767 00:12:21,927 - HOAGIE! - HOAGIE!
262 00:12:22,000 00:12:23,730 - AW! HEY, MUSHI! - AW! HEY, MUSHI!
263 00:12:23,800 00:12:25,470 - GIRLS! ENOUGH BICKERING! - GIRLS! ENOUGH BICKERING!
264 00:12:25,533 00:12:26,273 - HEY! - HEY!
265 00:12:26,333 00:12:27,833 WHAT'S WITH ALL THE RACKET? WHAT'S WITH ALL THE RACKET?
266 00:12:27,900 00:12:28,930 WHERE'S MY FOOD? WHERE'S MY FOOD?
267 00:12:29,000 00:12:31,430 I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR HOURS. I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR HOURS.
268 00:12:31,500 00:12:33,830 - OH! THIS IS MY MOTHER, LYDIA. - OH! THIS IS MY MOTHER, LYDIA.
269 00:12:33,900 00:12:35,630 SHE'S GOING TO BE JOINING US FOR SHE'S GOING TO BE JOINING US FOR
270 00:12:35,651 00:12:37,401 DINNER SINCE I, UM, I CAN'T GET DINNER SINCE I, UM, I CAN'T GET
271 00:12:37,467 00:12:38,267 HER TO LEAVE. HER TO LEAVE.
272 00:12:38,333 00:12:39,833 - HOW DO YOU DO? - HOW DO YOU DO?
273 00:12:39,900 00:12:41,670 - HOW DO I DO WHAT?! - HOW DO I DO WHAT?!
274 00:12:41,733 00:12:43,173 WHAT ARE YOU, A COP? WHAT ARE YOU, A COP?
275 00:12:43,233 00:12:44,983 - [ LAUGHS ] - [ LAUGHS ]
276 00:12:45,001 00:12:46,771 THOMAS! GET DOWN HERE! THOMAS! GET DOWN HERE!
277 00:12:46,833 00:12:48,933 - I EAT ALONE. - I EAT ALONE.
278 00:12:49,000 00:12:52,470 FOR I AM... THE TOMMY. FOR I AM... THE TOMMY.
279 00:12:52,533 00:12:54,143 [ THUNDER CRASHES ] [ THUNDER CRASHES ]
280 00:12:54,168 00:12:55,798 - GET DOWN HERE NOW! - GET DOWN HERE NOW!
281 00:12:55,867 00:12:56,967 - OKAY, GRANDMA. - OKAY, GRANDMA.
282 00:12:57,033 00:12:58,363 OKAY. [ CHUCKLES ] OKAY. [ CHUCKLES ]
283 00:12:58,384 00:12:59,734 - MOM, YOU TAKE OUR GUESTS' - MOM, YOU TAKE OUR GUESTS'
284 00:12:59,800 00:13:01,480 COATS WHILE HOAGIE SHOWS COATS WHILE HOAGIE SHOWS
285 00:13:01,501 00:13:03,201 EVERYONE INTO THE DINING ROOM. EVERYONE INTO THE DINING ROOM.
286 00:13:03,267 00:13:04,567 - NYAH! I KNOW. - NYAH! I KNOW.
287 00:13:04,633 00:13:06,293 YOU NEED ME TO BATTLE ADULT YOU NEED ME TO BATTLE ADULT
288 00:13:06,318 00:13:07,998 TYRANNY, RIGHT? TYRANNY, RIGHT?
289 00:13:08,067 00:13:08,697 - NO, NO. - NO, NO.
290 00:13:08,767 00:13:09,867 GO HELP YOUR GRANDMA. GO HELP YOUR GRANDMA.
291 00:13:09,933 00:13:11,633 - HELP GRANDMA? - HELP GRANDMA?
292 00:13:11,700 00:13:13,830 OH, FOR PETE'S SAKE. OH, FOR PETE'S SAKE.
293 00:13:13,900 00:13:15,360 [ GRUNTS ] [ GRUNTS ]
294 00:13:15,385 00:13:16,865 - GIVE ME THAT DOLLY THINGY! - GIVE ME THAT DOLLY THINGY!
295 00:13:16,933 00:13:18,363 - BUT I BROUGHT MY - BUT I BROUGHT MY
296 00:13:18,384 00:13:19,834 POSH PARTY RAINBOW MONKEY JUST POSH PARTY RAINBOW MONKEY JUST
297 00:13:19,900 00:13:20,830 FOR THIS PARTY! FOR THIS PARTY!
298 00:13:20,900 00:13:22,810 IT'S GOT REAL CARE-AND-SHARE IT'S GOT REAL CARE-AND-SHARE
299 00:13:22,835 00:13:24,765 SIGHING! SIGHING!
300 00:13:24,833 00:13:27,573 - AHH! - AHH!
301 00:13:27,633 00:13:29,473 - LA-A-ME. - LA-A-ME.
302 00:13:29,533 00:13:31,483 - YOU'VE BEEN WAITING ALL WEEK - YOU'VE BEEN WAITING ALL WEEK
303 00:13:31,501 00:13:33,471 FOR THIS PARTY, HAVEN'T YOU? FOR THIS PARTY, HAVEN'T YOU?
304 00:13:33,533 00:13:35,383 - ADULTS CAN WAIT FOR A PARTY, - ADULTS CAN WAIT FOR A PARTY,
305 00:13:35,401 00:13:37,271 SO JUST GIVE ME THE STUPID DOLL SO JUST GIVE ME THE STUPID DOLL
306 00:13:37,333 00:13:39,443 - SO I CAN EAT MY TURKEY DINNER - ALREADY! - SO I CAN EAT MY TURKEY DINNER - ALREADY!
307 00:13:39,533 00:13:40,673 - GRANDMA! - GRANDMA!
308 00:13:40,733 00:13:41,843 REMEMBER WHAT MOM SAID ABOUT REMEMBER WHAT MOM SAID ABOUT
309 00:13:41,868 00:13:42,998 HITTING THE GUESTS? HITTING THE GUESTS?
310 00:13:43,067 00:13:44,527 - SOMETHING ABOUT NOT BEFORE - SOMETHING ABOUT NOT BEFORE
311 00:13:44,551 00:13:46,031 DESSERT OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT. DESSERT OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT.
312 00:13:46,100 00:13:47,030 - OH, HELLO, HELLO! - OH, HELLO, HELLO!
313 00:13:47,100 00:13:48,980 - [ LAUGHS ] - DON'T MIND ME. - [ LAUGHS ] - DON'T MIND ME.
314 00:13:49,067 00:13:56,827 I'LL BE DONE IN A MOMENT. I'LL BE DONE IN A MOMENT.
315 00:13:56,900 00:14:01,230 - HOW UNINTERESTING. - HOW UNINTERESTING.
316 00:14:01,300 00:14:02,880 - [ GASPS ] - [ GASPS ]
317 00:14:02,901 00:14:04,501 - MAY I HAVE A TURN WITH YOUR - MAY I HAVE A TURN WITH YOUR
318 00:14:04,567 00:14:05,687 POSH PARTY RAINBOW MONKEY, POSH PARTY RAINBOW MONKEY,
319 00:14:05,718 00:14:06,868 SISTER? SISTER?
320 00:14:06,933 00:14:08,703 - MAYBE LATER, MUSHI. - MAYBE LATER, MUSHI.
321 00:14:08,767 00:14:10,607 I THINK MY HEAD NEEDS SOME I THINK MY HEAD NEEDS SOME
322 00:14:10,635 00:14:12,495 RAINBOW MONKEY LOVE. RAINBOW MONKEY LOVE.
323 00:14:12,567 00:14:14,027 - AHH! - AHH!
324 00:14:14,100 00:14:15,900 - OKAY! I'LL WAIT MY TURN. - OKAY! I'LL WAIT MY TURN.
325 00:14:15,967 00:14:17,367 - THAT'S IT! - THAT'S IT!
326 00:14:17,433 00:14:19,183 - I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR CONSTANT - SQUABBLING OVER THAT RIDICULOUS - I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR CONSTANT - SQUABBLING OVER THAT RIDICULOUS
327 00:14:19,200 00:14:20,270 RAINBOW MONKEY! RAINBOW MONKEY!
328 00:14:20,333 00:14:22,143 - "RAINBOW MONKEY" THIS, - "RAINBOW MONKEY" THAT! - "RAINBOW MONKEY" THIS, - "RAINBOW MONKEY" THAT!
329 00:14:22,167 00:14:24,207 I RUE THE DAY YOUR MOTHER EVER I RUE THE DAY YOUR MOTHER EVER
330 00:14:24,235 00:14:26,295 BOUGHT THAT YOU THAT INFERNAL BOUGHT THAT YOU THAT INFERNAL
331 00:14:26,367 00:14:27,687 TOY AND SHATTERED THE TOY AND SHATTERED THE
332 00:14:27,718 00:14:29,068 TRANQUILITY OF OUR HAPPY HOME! TRANQUILITY OF OUR HAPPY HOME!
333 00:14:29,133 00:14:31,033 - NOW, KHANI, GIVE THEM A - NOW, KHANI, GIVE THEM A
334 00:14:31,051 00:14:32,971 CHANCE TO PLAY WITH THEIR TOY. CHANCE TO PLAY WITH THEIR TOY.
335 00:14:33,033 00:14:35,173 A CHANCE I NEVER HAD AS A CHILD. A CHANCE I NEVER HAD AS A CHILD.
336 00:14:35,233 00:14:36,633 OH, WHAT I WOULD'VE DONE FOR A OH, WHAT I WOULD'VE DONE FOR A
337 00:14:36,651 00:14:38,071 DOLLY. DOLLY.
338 00:14:38,133 00:14:39,763 [ SOBS ] [ SOBS ]
339 00:14:39,784 00:14:41,434 - OH, THAT DOLL IS RUINING MY - OH, THAT DOLL IS RUINING MY
340 00:14:41,500 00:14:42,630 DINNER! DINNER!
341 00:14:42,700 00:14:44,210 - EXILED FROM THE - EXILED FROM THE
342 00:14:44,235 00:14:45,765 KIDS NEXT DOOR, MINE IS A SOLO KIDS NEXT DOOR, MINE IS A SOLO
343 00:14:45,833 00:14:47,103 JOURNEY. JOURNEY.
344 00:14:47,167 00:14:48,907 A NEVER-ENDING QUEST TO BRING A NEVER-ENDING QUEST TO BRING
345 00:14:48,935 00:14:50,695 JUSTICE TO KIDS WORLDWIDE! JUSTICE TO KIDS WORLDWIDE!
346 00:14:50,767 00:14:55,227 FOR I AM... THE TOMMY. FOR I AM... THE TOMMY.
347 00:14:55,300 00:14:56,470 - OKAY, THERE, THEN. - OKAY, THERE, THEN.
348 00:14:56,533 00:14:57,633 UH, TURKEY, ANYONE? UH, TURKEY, ANYONE?
349 00:14:57,700 00:14:58,860 [ LAUGHS ] [ LAUGHS ]
350 00:14:58,885 00:15:00,065 [ ELECTRICITY CRACKLING ] [ ELECTRICITY CRACKLING ]
351 00:15:00,133 00:15:01,473 OH, I'M SORRY. OH, I'M SORRY.
352 00:15:01,533 00:15:02,863 BUT THE ELECTRICITY HAS BEEN BUT THE ELECTRICITY HAS BEEN
353 00:15:02,884 00:15:04,234 GIVING US PROBLEMS EVER SINCE GIVING US PROBLEMS EVER SINCE
354 00:15:04,300 00:15:05,580 TOMMY TRIED TO WIRE HIS TOMMY TRIED TO WIRE HIS
355 00:15:05,601 00:15:06,901 2x4 TECHNOLOGY GENERATOR. 2x4 TECHNOLOGY GENERATOR.
356 00:15:06,967 00:15:08,457 - [ SCREAMS ] - [ SCREAMS ]
357 00:15:08,485 00:15:09,995 AAH! AAH!
358 00:15:10,067 00:15:11,367 P-POSH PARTY RAINBOW MONKEY! P-POSH PARTY RAINBOW MONKEY!
359 00:15:11,433 00:15:12,173 WHERE'D IT GO? WHERE'D IT GO?
360 00:15:12,233 00:15:13,073 IT CAN'T BE GONE! IT CAN'T BE GONE!
361 00:15:13,133 00:15:13,673 IT CAN'T! IT CAN'T!
362 00:15:13,733 00:15:14,573 WHERE IS IT? WHERE IS IT?
363 00:15:14,633 00:15:15,803 - WHAT DID I SAY?! - WHAT DID I SAY?!
364 00:15:15,867 00:15:17,277 I AM SICK AND TIRED OF THIS I AM SICK AND TIRED OF THIS
365 00:15:17,301 00:15:18,731 CONSTANT BICKERING! CONSTANT BICKERING!
366 00:15:18,800 00:15:20,210 - I TOLD YOU I SHOULD'VE TAKEN - I TOLD YOU I SHOULD'VE TAKEN
367 00:15:20,235 00:15:21,665 THAT DOLL! THAT DOLL!
368 00:15:21,733 00:15:23,793 - MAYBE LEFT ON ITS OWN LONELY - MAYBE LEFT ON ITS OWN LONELY
369 00:15:23,818 00:15:25,898 QUEST FOR JUSTICE. QUEST FOR JUSTICE.
370 00:15:25,967 00:15:28,337 - YOU'RE NOT RELATED TO ME, ARE - YOU? - YOU'RE NOT RELATED TO ME, ARE - YOU?
371 00:15:28,433 00:15:30,073 - THIS IS NOT HAPPENING! - THIS IS NOT HAPPENING!
372 00:15:30,133 00:15:31,573 THIS IS NOT HAPPENING! THIS IS NOT HAPPENING!
373 00:15:31,633 00:15:32,893 - [ LAUGHS ] - [ LAUGHS ]
374 00:15:32,918 00:15:34,198 JUST RELAX, DEARY. JUST RELAX, DEARY.
375 00:15:34,267 00:15:35,907 YOU WOULDN'T WANT A SILLY DOLLY YOU WOULDN'T WANT A SILLY DOLLY
376 00:15:35,935 00:15:37,595 TO RUIN SUCH A WONDERFUL... TO RUIN SUCH A WONDERFUL...
377 00:15:37,667 00:15:38,797 [ LAUGHS ] HAPPY... [ LAUGHS ] HAPPY...
378 00:15:38,867 00:15:40,397 FUN-TIME PARTY! FUN-TIME PARTY!
379 00:15:40,467 00:15:42,607 [ ALL MUMBLING ] [ ALL MUMBLING ]
380 00:15:42,635 00:15:44,795 OKAY, THEN. OKAY, THEN.
381 00:15:44,867 00:15:46,787 WHY NOT HAVE THE FIRST PIECE OF WHY NOT HAVE THE FIRST PIECE OF
382 00:15:46,818 00:15:48,768 MY DELICIOUS TURKEY? MY DELICIOUS TURKEY?
383 00:15:48,833 00:15:55,213 [ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS ] [ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS ]
384 00:15:55,234 00:16:01,634 - AAAAAH! - AAAAAH!
385 00:16:01,700 00:16:03,260 - OH, DON'T TELL ME YOU'RE A - OH, DON'T TELL ME YOU'RE A
386 00:16:03,285 00:16:04,865 VEGETARIAN OR SOMETHING. VEGETARIAN OR SOMETHING.
387 00:16:04,933 00:16:06,503 I MEAN, IT'S JUST A TURKEY. I MEAN, IT'S JUST A TURKEY.
388 00:16:06,567 00:16:08,867 YAH! AAH! YAH! AAH!
389 00:16:08,933 00:16:10,403 I'M SO FIRED. I'M SO FIRED.
390 00:16:10,467 00:16:11,627 - FIRED, SCHMIRED. - FIRED, SCHMIRED.
391 00:16:11,700 00:16:12,900 WHERE'S THE TURKEY? WHERE'S THE TURKEY?
392 00:16:12,967 00:16:14,327 I'M STARVIN' OVER HERE! I'M STARVIN' OVER HERE!
393 00:16:14,400 00:16:16,330 - HOW CAN YOU TALK ABOUT FOOD - HOW CAN YOU TALK ABOUT FOOD
394 00:16:16,351 00:16:18,301 AT A TIME LIKE THIS? AT A TIME LIKE THIS?
395 00:16:18,367 00:16:20,457 - [ SOBS ] - [ SOBS ]
396 00:16:20,485 00:16:22,595 - THAT'S ENOUGH!! - THAT'S ENOUGH!!
397 00:16:22,667 00:16:24,377 SOMEBODY HERE IS GUILTY OF SOMEBODY HERE IS GUILTY OF
398 00:16:24,401 00:16:26,131 RAINBOW MONKEY MURDER. RAINBOW MONKEY MURDER.
399 00:16:26,200 00:16:29,770 AND NO ONE'S LEAVING... AND NO ONE'S LEAVING...
400 00:16:29,833 00:16:37,833 UNTIL I DISCOVER WHO IT IS. UNTIL I DISCOVER WHO IT IS.
401 00:16:38,500 00:16:40,370 - WELL, DON'T LOOK AT ME! - WELL, DON'T LOOK AT ME!
402 00:16:40,433 00:16:41,873 I DIDN'T DO IT! I DIDN'T DO IT!
403 00:16:41,933 00:16:43,833 - OR DID YOU? - OR DID YOU?
404 00:16:43,900 00:16:45,370 - AAH! - AAH!
405 00:16:45,433 00:16:46,483 - [ CHUCKLES ] - [ CHUCKLES ]
406 00:16:46,501 00:16:47,571 RIGHT. SORRY. RIGHT. SORRY.
407 00:16:47,633 00:16:49,143 - HEY, HOW COME HOAGIE GETS TO - HEY, HOW COME HOAGIE GETS TO
408 00:16:49,168 00:16:50,698 BE DETECTIVE? BE DETECTIVE?
409 00:16:50,767 00:16:52,637 - BECAUSE MY KIDS NEXT DOOR - BECAUSE MY KIDS NEXT DOOR
410 00:16:52,668 00:16:54,568 TRAINING BEST QUALIFIES ME TO TRAINING BEST QUALIFIES ME TO
411 00:16:54,633 00:16:55,933 GET THE FACTS. GET THE FACTS.
412 00:16:56,000 00:16:57,810 FOR INSTANCE, WHERE WERE YOU FOR INSTANCE, WHERE WERE YOU
413 00:16:57,835 00:16:59,665 WHEN THE LIGHTS WENT OUT? WHEN THE LIGHTS WENT OUT?
414 00:16:59,733 00:17:02,203 - I... I WENT UPSTAIRS. - I... I WENT UPSTAIRS.
415 00:17:02,267 00:17:04,507 - BUT I HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH THE - RAINBOW MONKEY. - BUT I HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH THE - RAINBOW MONKEY.
416 00:17:04,600 00:17:06,470 - YOU'RE HIDING SOMETHING. - YOU'RE HIDING SOMETHING.
417 00:17:06,533 00:17:07,303 SPILL IT! SPILL IT!
418 00:17:07,367 00:17:09,257 [ SOBS ] [ SOBS ]
419 00:17:09,285 00:17:11,195 - HEY. - HEY.
420 00:17:11,267 00:17:12,957 THIS WAS MY CANDY AND SODA, YOU THIS WAS MY CANDY AND SODA, YOU
421 00:17:12,985 00:17:14,695 ROTTEN STINKER. ROTTEN STINKER.
422 00:17:14,767 00:17:16,797 YOU STOLE THIS FROM MY ROOM! YOU STOLE THIS FROM MY ROOM!
423 00:17:16,867 00:17:18,997 - I-I'M SORRY, HOAGIE. - I-I'M SORRY, HOAGIE.
424 00:17:19,067 00:17:21,497 - WHY'D YOU DO IT, TOMMY? - WHY'D YOU DO IT, TOMMY?
425 00:17:21,567 00:17:23,867 - I... I WAS... - I... I WAS...
426 00:17:23,933 00:17:24,703 THIRSTY. THIRSTY.
427 00:17:24,767 00:17:26,427 NO, NO, NO, NO, NO! NO, NO, NO, NO, NO!
428 00:17:26,500 00:17:27,730 I WAS HUNGRY. I WAS HUNGRY.
429 00:17:27,800 00:17:29,430 - THAT FISH IS THREE DAYS OLD, - THAT FISH IS THREE DAYS OLD,
430 00:17:29,451 00:17:31,101 AND I AIN'T BUYIN' IT. AND I AIN'T BUYIN' IT.
431 00:17:31,167 00:17:32,427 - NOW, LOOK HERE, BOY. - NOW, LOOK HERE, BOY.
432 00:17:32,500 00:17:33,800 - SIT DOWN! - SIT DOWN!
433 00:17:33,867 00:17:34,997 SING, TOMMY. SING, TOMMY.
434 00:17:35,067 00:17:36,527 - I WAS THIRSTY. - I WAS THIRSTY.
435 00:17:36,600 00:17:38,030 OOH! I MEAN HUNGRY. OOH! I MEAN HUNGRY.
436 00:17:38,100 00:17:38,700 AAH! AAH!
437 00:17:38,767 00:17:39,927 I MEAN THIRSTY. AAH! I MEAN THIRSTY. AAH!
438 00:17:40,000 00:17:41,180 I MEAN HUNGR... I MEAN HUNGR...
439 00:17:41,201 00:17:42,401 THUNGRY! HIRSTY! THUNGRY! HIRSTY!
440 00:17:42,467 00:17:44,797 - I WANT THE TRUTH! - I WANT THE TRUTH!
441 00:17:44,867 00:17:48,567 - I WAS HUNGRY AND THIRSTY! - I WAS HUNGRY AND THIRSTY!
442 00:17:48,633 00:17:50,483 [ ALL GASP ] [ ALL GASP ]
443 00:17:50,501 00:17:52,371 CAN'T YOU UNDERSTAND? CAN'T YOU UNDERSTAND?
444 00:17:52,433 00:17:54,903 YOU... OF ALL IMPORTANT. YOU... OF ALL IMPORTANT.
445 00:17:54,967 00:17:56,297 OOH! OOH!
446 00:17:56,367 00:17:58,027 - CAN WE PLEASE GET ON WITH - CAN WE PLEASE GET ON WITH
447 00:17:58,051 00:17:59,731 THIS STUPID DOLLY INVESTIGATION? THIS STUPID DOLLY INVESTIGATION?
448 00:17:59,800 00:18:01,130 I'M HUNGRY HERE! I'M HUNGRY HERE!
449 00:18:01,200 00:18:03,030 - HUNGRY FOR REVENGE? - HUNGRY FOR REVENGE?
450 00:18:03,100 00:18:04,100 - NO! - NO!
451 00:18:04,133 00:18:05,243 HUNGRY FOR TURKEY, YOU CRAZY HUNGRY FOR TURKEY, YOU CRAZY
452 00:18:05,268 00:18:06,398 MUNCHKIN. MUNCHKIN.
453 00:18:06,467 00:18:08,367 SO I WANT SOME DINNER! SO I WANT SOME DINNER!
454 00:18:08,433 00:18:10,033 - WELL, I WANT SOME JUSTICE. - WELL, I WANT SOME JUSTICE.
455 00:18:10,100 00:18:11,590 JUSTICE WITH A NICE HELPING OF JUSTICE WITH A NICE HELPING OF
456 00:18:11,618 00:18:13,128 CONFESSION ON THE SIDE. CONFESSION ON THE SIDE.
457 00:18:13,200 00:18:14,530 ANY ONE OF YOU COULD'VE DONE THE ANY ONE OF YOU COULD'VE DONE THE
458 00:18:14,551 00:18:15,901 DEED. DEED.
459 00:18:15,967 00:18:16,967 MOM! MOM!
460 00:18:17,033 00:18:18,683 - [ GASPS ] - I HEARD YOU COMPLAIN ABOUT - [ GASPS ] - I HEARD YOU COMPLAIN ABOUT
461 00:18:18,767 00:18:21,177 - THE RAINBOW MONKEY RUINING YOUR - DINNER PARTY. - THE RAINBOW MONKEY RUINING YOUR - DINNER PARTY.
462 00:18:21,267 00:18:22,857 FORKING THAT RAINBOW MONKEY IN FORKING THAT RAINBOW MONKEY IN
463 00:18:22,885 00:18:24,495 THE BACK SOLVED THAT PROBLEM, THE BACK SOLVED THAT PROBLEM,
464 00:18:24,567 00:18:25,197 DIDN'T IT? DIDN'T IT?
465 00:18:25,267 00:18:26,267 - NO! - NO!
466 00:18:26,333 00:18:27,433 OH, I MEAN YES. OH, I MEAN YES.
467 00:18:27,500 00:18:28,880 [ SOBS ] [ SOBS ]
468 00:18:28,901 00:18:30,301 I JUST WANTED A NICE DINNER. I JUST WANTED A NICE DINNER.
469 00:18:30,367 00:18:32,567 - AND WHAT ABOUT YOU, GRANDMA? - AND WHAT ABOUT YOU, GRANDMA?
470 00:18:32,633 00:18:34,173 YOU'RE OLD AND MEAN. YOU'RE OLD AND MEAN.
471 00:18:34,233 00:18:36,303 - YOU GOT THAT RIGHT, SONNY. - YOU GOT THAT RIGHT, SONNY.
472 00:18:36,367 00:18:38,327 AND I WOULD'VE DONE IT, TOO, IF AND I WOULD'VE DONE IT, TOO, IF
473 00:18:38,351 00:18:40,331 IT WASN'T FOR MY BACK AND MY IT WASN'T FOR MY BACK AND MY
474 00:18:40,400 00:18:41,500 ARTHRITIS. ARTHRITIS.
475 00:18:41,567 00:18:43,477 - AND I GOT THIS FUNNY LITTLE - CRICK IN MY NECK. - AND I GOT THIS FUNNY LITTLE - CRICK IN MY NECK.
476 00:18:43,500 00:18:44,400 OH, AND MY BUNION. OH, AND MY BUNION.
477 00:18:44,467 00:18:46,387 - AND WHAT ABOUT YOU, - AND WHAT ABOUT YOU,
478 00:18:46,418 00:18:48,368 MR. SANBAN? MR. SANBAN?
479 00:18:48,433 00:18:49,963 WITH THE RAINBOW MONKEY GONE, WITH THE RAINBOW MONKEY GONE,
480 00:18:49,984 00:18:51,534 YOU WOULDN'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT YOU WOULDN'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT
481 00:18:51,600 00:18:53,490 YOUR DAUGHTERS' CONSTANT YOUR DAUGHTERS' CONSTANT
482 00:18:53,518 00:18:55,428 "BICKERING." "BICKERING."
483 00:18:55,500 00:18:57,580 - [ SOBS ] - [ SOBS ]
484 00:18:57,601 00:18:59,701 I JUST WANTED MY BABIES TO BE I JUST WANTED MY BABIES TO BE
485 00:18:59,767 00:19:01,227 NICE TO EACH OTHER! NICE TO EACH OTHER!
486 00:19:01,300 00:19:02,530 IS THAT SO BAD? IS THAT SO BAD?
487 00:19:02,600 00:19:04,600 IS THAT SO WRONG? IS THAT SO WRONG?
488 00:19:04,667 00:19:06,077 [ SOBS ] [ SOBS ]
489 00:19:06,101 00:19:07,531 - UH, ALL RIGHT. - UH, ALL RIGHT.
490 00:19:07,600 00:19:08,790 JUST, YOU KNOW, LIGHTEN UP, JUST, YOU KNOW, LIGHTEN UP,
491 00:19:08,818 00:19:10,028 ALREADY. ALREADY.
492 00:19:10,100 00:19:10,700 OKAY? OKAY?
493 00:19:10,767 00:19:11,597 - OKAY. - OKAY.
494 00:19:11,667 00:19:12,767 THANK YOU. THANK YOU.
495 00:19:12,833 00:19:14,273 - AND THEN THERE'S YOU. - AND THEN THERE'S YOU.
496 00:19:14,333 00:19:15,593 YOU WERE JEALOUS OF YOUR YOU WERE JEALOUS OF YOUR
497 00:19:15,618 00:19:16,898 DAUGHTER'S DOLLY. DAUGHTER'S DOLLY.
498 00:19:16,967 00:19:18,757 AND WE ALL KNOW IT'S NOT A LONG AND WE ALL KNOW IT'S NOT A LONG
499 00:19:18,785 00:19:20,595 TRIP FROM JEALOUSY TO FORKING A TRIP FROM JEALOUSY TO FORKING A
500 00:19:20,667 00:19:22,327 RAINBOW MONKEY IN THE BACK. RAINBOW MONKEY IN THE BACK.
501 00:19:22,400 00:19:23,660 - I BOUGHT THAT DOLL FOR MY - I BOUGHT THAT DOLL FOR MY
502 00:19:23,685 00:19:24,965 DAUGHTERS. DAUGHTERS.
503 00:19:25,033 00:19:27,383 - IT'S THEIRS TO DO WITH AS THEY - PLEASE. - IT'S THEIRS TO DO WITH AS THEY - PLEASE.
504 00:19:27,467 00:19:29,607 - BUT DID ANYONE OFFER ME A TURN - WITH IT? - BUT DID ANYONE OFFER ME A TURN - WITH IT?
505 00:19:29,700 00:19:30,800 A HUG? A HUG?
506 00:19:30,867 00:19:32,107 FIVE MINUTES OF RAINBOW MONKEY FIVE MINUTES OF RAINBOW MONKEY
507 00:19:32,135 00:19:33,395 FUN? FUN?
508 00:19:33,467 00:19:35,067 NO! NO!
509 00:19:35,133 00:19:37,413 NOT ONE LITTLE, BITTY NOT ONE LITTLE, BITTY
510 00:19:37,434 00:19:39,734 HUGGY WUGGY! HUGGY WUGGY!
511 00:19:39,800 00:19:42,430 [ GRUNTS, SIGHS ] [ GRUNTS, SIGHS ]
512 00:19:42,451 00:19:45,101 BUT I DIDN'T DO IT. BUT I DIDN'T DO IT.
513 00:19:45,167 00:19:47,167 I WAS POWDERING MY NOSE. I WAS POWDERING MY NOSE.
514 00:19:47,233 00:19:49,873 - I KNOW YOU DIDN'T DO IT. - I KNOW YOU DIDN'T DO IT.
515 00:19:49,933 00:19:52,133 THE REAL CULPRIT IS... THE REAL CULPRIT IS...
516 00:19:52,200 00:19:53,330 MUSHI! MUSHI!
517 00:19:53,400 00:19:55,370 - YOU'RE KIDDING, RIGHT? - YOU'RE KIDDING, RIGHT?
518 00:19:55,433 00:19:56,673 - I DON'T KID. - I DON'T KID.
519 00:19:56,733 00:19:58,493 SOMETIMES I SAY COOL JOKES AND SOMETIMES I SAY COOL JOKES AND
520 00:19:58,518 00:20:00,298 PUNS AND STUFF. PUNS AND STUFF.
521 00:20:00,367 00:20:01,527 BUT NEVER KID. BUT NEVER KID.
522 00:20:01,600 00:20:03,930 - BUT WHY WOULD I DO IT? - BUT WHY WOULD I DO IT?
523 00:20:04,000 00:20:05,930 KUKI SAID SHE WAS GONNA SHARE KUKI SAID SHE WAS GONNA SHARE
524 00:20:05,951 00:20:07,901 THE DOLL WITH ME ANYWAY! THE DOLL WITH ME ANYWAY!
525 00:20:07,967 00:20:08,727 - MAYBE. - MAYBE.
526 00:20:08,800 00:20:10,700 BUT PERHAPS YOU COULDN'T WAIT. BUT PERHAPS YOU COULDN'T WAIT.
527 00:20:10,767 00:20:12,537 I MEAN, A POSH PARTY RAINBOW I MEAN, A POSH PARTY RAINBOW
528 00:20:12,568 00:20:14,368 MONKEY IS PRETTY SPECIAL. MONKEY IS PRETTY SPECIAL.
529 00:20:14,433 00:20:16,013 SPECIAL ENOUGH TO GRAB FROM YOUR SPECIAL ENOUGH TO GRAB FROM YOUR
530 00:20:16,034 00:20:17,634 SISTER WHEN THE LIGHTS WENT OUT. SISTER WHEN THE LIGHTS WENT OUT.
531 00:20:17,700 00:20:19,680 - SPECIAL ENOUGH TO HUG ALL BY - YOURSELF. - SPECIAL ENOUGH TO HUG ALL BY - YOURSELF.
532 00:20:19,767 00:20:21,067 BUT YOU FORGOT SOMETHING. BUT YOU FORGOT SOMETHING.
533 00:20:21,133 00:20:22,393 THE POSH PARTY RAINBOW MONKEY THE POSH PARTY RAINBOW MONKEY
534 00:20:22,418 00:20:23,698 COMES WITH CARE-AND-SHARE COMES WITH CARE-AND-SHARE
535 00:20:23,767 00:20:25,127 SIGHING ACTION. SIGHING ACTION.
536 00:20:25,200 00:20:27,580 - AND THE SECOND YOU HUGGED IT, - THE RAINBOW MONKEY TRIED TO LET - AND THE SECOND YOU HUGGED IT, - THE RAINBOW MONKEY TRIED TO LET
537 00:20:27,600 00:20:28,970 OUT A BIG SIGH. OUT A BIG SIGH.
538 00:20:29,033 00:20:31,543 - AND THAT'S WHEN YOU REALIZED THE - ONLY WAY TO SAVE YOURSELF WAS - AND THAT'S WHEN YOU REALIZED THE - ONLY WAY TO SAVE YOURSELF WAS
539 00:20:31,567 00:20:32,827 TO SILENCE IT... FOR GOOD! TO SILENCE IT... FOR GOOD!
540 00:20:32,900 00:20:34,140 AND THEN YOU HID THE POOR AND THEN YOU HID THE POOR
541 00:20:34,168 00:20:35,428 RAINBOW MONKEY, HOPING NOBODY RAINBOW MONKEY, HOPING NOBODY
542 00:20:35,500 00:20:37,500 WOULD FIND IT. WOULD FIND IT.
543 00:20:37,567 00:20:39,257 - I WOULDN'T DO SUCH A HORRIBLE - I WOULDN'T DO SUCH A HORRIBLE
544 00:20:39,285 00:20:40,995 THING! THING!
545 00:20:41,067 00:20:43,027 I LOVE RAINBOW MONKEYS! I LOVE RAINBOW MONKEYS!
546 00:20:43,100 00:20:44,500 I LOVE SHARING! I LOVE SHARING!
547 00:20:44,567 00:20:46,327 - THEN PERHAPS YOU'D SHARE YOUR - THEN PERHAPS YOU'D SHARE YOUR
548 00:20:46,351 00:20:48,131 FORK WITH ME. FORK WITH ME.
549 00:20:48,200 00:20:50,630 - UM, SURE. [ CHUCKLES ] - UM, SURE. [ CHUCKLES ]
550 00:20:50,651 00:20:53,101 I...[ GASPS ] I...[ GASPS ]
551 00:20:53,167 00:20:55,797 - OH, MUSHI! - OH, MUSHI!
552 00:20:55,867 00:20:57,627 WHY?! WHY?!
553 00:20:57,700 00:21:00,370 - BECAUSE YOU KEPT HOGGING IT! - BECAUSE YOU KEPT HOGGING IT!
554 00:21:00,433 00:21:02,093 AND SHOWING OFF ITS AND SHOWING OFF ITS
555 00:21:02,118 00:21:03,798 HUGGIGACIOUSNESS! HUGGIGACIOUSNESS!
556 00:21:03,867 00:21:06,097 IT DROVE ME NUTS! IT DROVE ME NUTS!
557 00:21:06,167 00:21:08,567 - OH, MUSHI! - OH, MUSHI!
558 00:21:08,633 00:21:11,103 I SHOULD'VE SHARED MORE! I SHOULD'VE SHARED MORE!
559 00:21:11,167 00:21:12,727 - SHARED? - SHARED?
560 00:21:12,800 00:21:15,870 YOU DON'T GET IT, DO YOU? YOU DON'T GET IT, DO YOU?
561 00:21:15,933 00:21:19,133 I WANTED IT ALL TO MYSELF! I WANTED IT ALL TO MYSELF!
562 00:21:19,200 00:21:21,080 [ LAUGHS EVILLY ] [ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
563 00:21:21,101 00:21:23,001 - MR. SANBAN, TAKE HER AWAY. - MR. SANBAN, TAKE HER AWAY.
564 00:21:23,067 00:21:25,357 I HAVE A FEELING MUSHI IS GONNA I HAVE A FEELING MUSHI IS GONNA
565 00:21:25,385 00:21:27,695 BE GROUNDED FOR A LONG, LONG BE GROUNDED FOR A LONG, LONG
566 00:21:27,767 00:21:28,797 TIME. TIME.
567 00:21:28,867 00:21:30,327 - THANK YOU FOR A MOST - THANK YOU FOR A MOST
568 00:21:30,351 00:21:31,831 INTERESTING EVENING. INTERESTING EVENING.
569 00:21:31,900 00:21:33,510 BUT I THINK WE'LL JUST GO GET BUT I THINK WE'LL JUST GO GET
570 00:21:33,535 00:21:35,165 OURSELVES SOME PIZZA TONIGHT. OURSELVES SOME PIZZA TONIGHT.
571 00:21:35,233 00:21:36,813 I LOOK FORWARD TO SEEING YOU I LOOK FORWARD TO SEEING YOU
572 00:21:36,834 00:21:38,434 MONDAY IN YOUR NEW OFFICE AND MONDAY IN YOUR NEW OFFICE AND
573 00:21:38,500 00:21:40,000 DEPUTY SUBACCOUNTS MANAGER. DEPUTY SUBACCOUNTS MANAGER.
574 00:21:40,067 00:21:41,827 - OH! WELL [LAUGHS] THANK YOU, - OH! WELL [LAUGHS] THANK YOU,
575 00:21:41,851 00:21:43,631 MRS. MADAME HEAD OF ACCOUNTING MRS. MADAME HEAD OF ACCOUNTING
576 00:21:43,700 00:21:44,800 MA'AM, SIR, MA'AM. MA'AM, SIR, MA'AM.
577 00:21:44,867 00:21:46,107 [ LAUGHS ] [ LAUGHS ]
578 00:21:46,135 00:21:47,395 OH, THANK YOU, MRS. SANBAN! OH, THANK YOU, MRS. SANBAN!
579 00:21:47,467 00:21:49,097 - OH, PLEASE, CALL ME GENKI. - OH, PLEASE, CALL ME GENKI.
580 00:21:49,167 00:21:50,507 AND AS FOR YOU, AND AS FOR YOU,
581 00:21:50,535 00:21:51,895 MR. YOUNG DETECTIVE, PERHAPS NOW MR. YOUNG DETECTIVE, PERHAPS NOW
582 00:21:51,967 00:21:53,377 YOU CAN INVESTIGATE WHAT YOU CAN INVESTIGATE WHAT
583 00:21:53,401 00:21:54,831 HAPPENED TO YOUR MOTHER'S HAPPENED TO YOUR MOTHER'S
584 00:21:54,900 00:21:55,300 TURKEY. TURKEY.
585 00:21:55,367 00:21:56,527 - MAYBE. - MAYBE.
586 00:21:56,600 00:21:57,830 BUT DISCOVERING WHO ATE A BUT DISCOVERING WHO ATE A
587 00:21:57,851 00:21:59,101 LEMON-BASTED TURKEY WITH LEMON-BASTED TURKEY WITH
588 00:21:59,167 00:22:01,637 - CRANBERRY STUFFING... THAT WON'T - BE EASY. - CRANBERRY STUFFING... THAT WON'T - BE EASY.
589 00:22:01,733 00:22:02,983 - [ CLICKS TONGUE ] - [ CLICKS TONGUE ]
590 00:22:03,001 00:22:04,271 I DON'T RECALL YOUR MOTHER I DON'T RECALL YOUR MOTHER
591 00:22:04,333 00:22:05,763 MENTIONING WHAT KIND OF STUFFING MENTIONING WHAT KIND OF STUFFING
592 00:22:05,784 00:22:07,234 SHE PUT IN THE TURKEY. SHE PUT IN THE TURKEY.
593 00:22:07,300 00:22:08,630 - WELL, YEAH! - WELL, YEAH!
594 00:22:08,700 00:22:10,570 I NEVER MENTIONED IT! I NEVER MENTIONED IT!
595 00:22:10,633 00:22:12,463 HOAGIE P. GILLIGAN JR., WHAT HOAGIE P. GILLIGAN JR., WHAT
596 00:22:12,484 00:22:14,334 HAPPENED TO MY TURKEY?! HAPPENED TO MY TURKEY?!
597 00:22:14,400 00:22:16,300 - WELL, UH, Y-YOU SEE... - WELL, UH, Y-YOU SEE...
598 00:22:16,367 00:22:17,727 OOH! I-I CAN EXPLAIN! OOH! I-I CAN EXPLAIN!
599 00:22:17,800 00:22:19,140 IT WAS... IT WAS...
600 00:22:19,168 00:22:20,528 - YOU ATE MY TURKEY, YOU LITTLE - YOU ATE MY TURKEY, YOU LITTLE
601 00:22:20,600 00:22:21,700 SHERLOCK HOLMES! SHERLOCK HOLMES!
602 00:22:21,767 00:22:22,697 TAKE THAT! TAKE THAT!
603 00:22:22,767 00:22:24,497 AND THAT! AND THAT! AND THAT! AND THAT!
604 00:22:24,567 00:22:26,567 AND THAT, TOO. AND THAT, TOO.
605 00:22:26,633 00:22:28,403 THERE'S NO TURKEY. THERE'S NO TURKEY.
606 00:22:28,467 00:22:29,737 THEY HAVE A DINNER WITH NO MAIN THEY HAVE A DINNER WITH NO MAIN
607 00:22:29,768 00:22:31,068 COURSE. COURSE.
608 00:22:31,133 00:22:32,033 THE LITTLE HAGEULAH. THE LITTLE HAGEULAH.
609 00:22:32,100 00:22:33,370 HE EATS ALL THE TURKEY. HE EATS ALL THE TURKEY.
610 00:22:33,433 00:22:34,173 THAT'S FINE. THAT'S FINE.
611 00:22:34,233 00:22:35,503 THEY CALL HIM NUMBAH 2. THEY CALL HIM NUMBAH 2.
612 00:22:35,567 00:22:37,677 - HE'S GONNA BE NUMBAH 4 IN AN - INSTANT. - HE'S GONNA BE NUMBAH 4 IN AN - INSTANT.
613 00:22:37,767 00:22:38,397 I'M HUNGRY! I'M HUNGRY!
614 00:22:38,467 00:22:39,497 WHAT CAN I MAKE HERE? WHAT CAN I MAKE HERE?
615 00:22:39,567 00:22:40,367 WHAT'S SHE GOT? WHAT'S SHE GOT?
616 00:22:40,433 00:22:41,233 SHE'S GOT EGGS. SHE'S GOT EGGS.
617 00:22:41,300 00:22:42,570 I COULD MAKE AN OMELET. I COULD MAKE AN OMELET.
618 00:22:42,633 00:22:44,993 - IF I WANTED AN OMELET, I - WOULD'VE GOTTEN UP AND EATEN AT - IF I WANTED AN OMELET, I - WOULD'VE GOTTEN UP AND EATEN AT
619 00:22:45,033 00:22:45,633 BREAKFAST. BREAKFAST.
620 00:22:45,700 00:22:46,530 I NEED DINNER FOOD. I NEED DINNER FOOD.
621 00:22:46,600 00:22:47,500 I NEED FOOD FOR ME. I NEED FOOD FOR ME.
622 00:22:47,567 00:22:49,337 - I NEED FOOD FOR MY HUNGRY - STOMACH. - I NEED FOOD FOR MY HUNGRY - STOMACH.
623 00:22:49,433 00:22:51,613 - I'M NOT SURE WHAT I WANT TO EAT, - THOUGH. - I'M NOT SURE WHAT I WANT TO EAT, - THOUGH.
624 00:22:51,700 00:22:52,700 WHAT AM I CRAVING? WHAT AM I CRAVING?
625 00:22:52,767 00:22:53,767 A MAN WITH A JOB. A MAN WITH A JOB.
626 00:22:53,800 00:22:55,140 [ LAUGHS ] [ LAUGHS ]
627 00:22:55,168 00:22:56,528 SOMETIME I CRACK MYSELF UP. SOMETIME I CRACK MYSELF UP.