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1	00:00:45,250	00:00:46,125	Three years ago,	Three years ago,
2	00:00:46,208	00:00:48,666	I shot my first feature film,	I shot my first feature film,
3	00:00:48,750	00:00:50,250	The Great Buddha+.	The Great Buddha+.
4	00:00:50,750	00:00:53,208	It unexpectedly won some acclaim.	It unexpectedly won some acclaim.
5	00:00:53,791	00:00:57,666	My old classmates see me on the media sometimes	My old classmates see me on the media sometimes
6	00:00:57,750	00:00:59,000	and think that my life	and think that my life
7	00:00:59,083	00:01:00,791	must also be "Plus" now.	must also be "Plus" now.
8	00:01:01,708	00:01:04,291	But actually, my life hasn't changed.	But actually, my life hasn't changed.
9	00:01:04,833	00:01:06,416	I still ride my scooter	I still ride my scooter
10	00:01:06,500	00:01:08,208	to hang around town.	to hang around town.
11	00:01:09,333	00:01:12,208	If you ask me if anything's different,	If you ask me if anything's different,
12	00:01:12,791	00:01:15,083	I think it would be my field of view.	I think it would be my field of view.
13	00:01:16,000	00:01:17,916	This time, the screen aspect ratio changed	This time, the screen aspect ratio changed
14	00:01:18,000	00:01:19,958	from 1:1.85	from 1:1.85
15	00:01:20,041	00:01:22,333	to 1:2.35.	to 1:2.35.
16	00:01:22,916	00:01:25,083	The image is also in color,	The image is also in color,
17	00:01:25,666	00:01:26,958	and my voice	and my voice
18	00:01:27,041	00:01:28,791	becomes more charming.	becomes more charming.
19	00:01:29,666	00:01:32,458	I think that counts as a plus.	I think that counts as a plus.
20	00:01:52,791	00:01:54,833	Let me explain something.	Let me explain something.
21	00:01:54,916	00:01:57,250	That small scooter just now is mine.	That small scooter just now is mine.
22	00:01:57,333	00:01:59,750	This big cool one	This big cool one
23	00:01:59,833	00:02:02,875	is Chung's, my producer from Creamfilm.	is Chung's, my producer from Creamfilm.
24	00:02:02,958	00:02:05,583	All his own movies have lost money.	All his own movies have lost money.
25	00:02:05,666	00:02:08,541	My movie was the first time he made a profit,	My movie was the first time he made a profit,
26	00:02:08,625	00:02:10,708	and he then bought this heavy motorcycle.	and he then bought this heavy motorcycle.
27	00:02:10,791	00:02:12,750	Although this bike isn't in my name,	Although this bike isn't in my name,
28	00:02:12,833	00:02:14,250	in my mind,	in my mind,
29	00:02:14,333	00:02:16,791	I feel like I own a share of it.	I feel like I own a share of it.
30	00:02:17,541	00:02:18,875	For the sake of this bike,	For the sake of this bike,
31	00:02:18,958	00:02:21,041	I even got a heavy motorcycle license.	I even got a heavy motorcycle license.
32	00:02:21,125	00:02:23,291	Every time I want to go to Creamfilm Production	Every time I want to go to Creamfilm Production
33	00:02:23,375	00:02:25,291	to borrow this motorcycle,	to borrow this motorcycle,
34	00:02:25,375	00:02:27,250	Chung always says he's about to use it.	Chung always says he's about to use it.
35	00:02:27,875	00:02:30,500	Recently, his studio called me	Recently, his studio called me
36	00:02:30,583	00:02:32,166	and said that he's out of the country	and said that he's out of the country
37	00:02:32,250	00:02:34,041	so I could ride it.	so I could ride it.
38	00:02:34,125	00:02:35,500	As soon as I hung up,	As soon as I hung up,
39	00:02:35,583	00:02:37,291	I rushed to the studio	I rushed to the studio
40	00:02:37,375	00:02:39,125	and took this motorcycle out for a ride.	and took this motorcycle out for a ride.
41	00:02:43,083	00:02:45,291	Since my last movie ended,	Since my last movie ended,
42	00:02:45,375	00:02:46,541	I've been thinking	I've been thinking
43	00:02:46,625	00:02:48,208	about what to film next.	about what to film next.
44	00:02:49,041	00:02:51,791	When I consider Chung's Creamfilm Productions,	When I consider Chung's Creamfilm Productions,
45	00:02:52,375	00:02:54,208	a company that demands perfection	a company that demands perfection
46	00:02:54,291	00:02:56,375	without sparing sensibilities,	without sparing sensibilities,
47	00:02:56,875	00:02:58,708	I get a headache.	I get a headache.
48	00:02:59,583	00:03:02,125	When I was at my wits' end,	When I was at my wits' end,
49	00:03:02,208	00:03:05,041	my high school classmates came to mind.	my high school classmates came to mind.
50	00:03:08,333	00:03:09,291	Hurry up.	Hurry up.
51	00:03:10,333	00:03:11,708	If you keep stalling, I'll leave.	If you keep stalling, I'll leave.
52	00:03:12,541	00:03:13,875	Tough hand.	Tough hand.
53	00:03:17,791	00:03:19,416	Are you giving up?	Are you giving up?
54	00:03:20,208	00:03:22,125	-What's so funny? -He…	-What's so funny? -He…
55	00:03:22,208	00:03:24,208	Hands…	Hands…
56	00:03:24,291	00:03:25,333	Shitty…	Shitty…
57	00:03:25,416	00:03:26,583	Shitty hands.	Shitty hands.
58	00:03:26,666	00:03:28,291	If it's shitty, just get scooped.	If it's shitty, just get scooped.
59	00:03:28,375	00:03:29,583	Damn.	Damn.
60	00:03:30,125	00:03:31,208	Tin Can.	Tin Can.
61	00:03:31,291	00:03:32,916	It's not just your shitty hands,	It's not just your shitty hands,
62	00:03:33,000	00:03:34,583	I think you're in a shitty mood too.	I think you're in a shitty mood too.
63	00:03:34,666	00:03:36,291	You won't kill yourself, right?	You won't kill yourself, right?
64	00:03:36,375	00:03:37,458	Shut up.	Shut up.
65	00:03:38,458	00:03:40,000	How much debt do you owe?	How much debt do you owe?
66	00:03:40,083	00:03:41,000	Tell us.	Tell us.
67	00:03:42,166	00:03:43,166	Show hand.	Show hand.
68	00:03:45,250	00:03:46,875	-Scoop. -Scoop.	-Scoop. -Scoop.
69	00:03:49,541	00:03:50,625	Whatever.	Whatever.
70	00:03:50,708	00:03:51,875	I'm the highest.	I'm the highest.
71	00:03:54,125	00:03:55,458	When are you picking your wife up?	When are you picking your wife up?
72	00:03:56,000	00:03:58,375	The man is hustling, can't stop for the wife.	The man is hustling, can't stop for the wife.
73	00:03:59,000	00:04:00,833	Fuck. You're so fearless.	Fuck. You're so fearless.
74	00:04:01,750	00:04:03,000	If you don't…	If you don't…
75	00:04:03,083	00:04:04,833	Don't pick up	Don't pick up
76	00:04:04,916	00:04:06,083	your wife,	your wife,
77	00:04:06,166	00:04:07,333	won't…	won't…
78	00:04:07,875	00:04:08,750	Won't…	Won't…
79	00:04:10,000	00:04:11,416	Won't you get told off?	Won't you get told off?
80	00:04:13,208	00:04:15,250	When men are out earning money,	When men are out earning money,
81	00:04:15,333	00:04:17,166	women should stay quiet.	women should stay quiet.
82	00:04:17,250	00:04:19,250	Cut the bullshit.	Cut the bullshit.
83	00:04:19,333	00:04:23,625	OLD QIONG'S BUBBLE TEA SHOP	OLD QIONG'S BUBBLE TEA SHOP
84	00:04:23,708	00:04:24,833	Look.	Look.
85	00:04:25,583	00:04:26,458	Look.	Look.
86	00:04:26,541	00:04:27,625	Your…	Your…
87	00:04:27,708	00:04:29,541	-Your wife. -Your wife.	-Your wife. -Your wife.
88	00:04:31,208	00:04:33,000	Another two rounds and I'll leave.	Another two rounds and I'll leave.
89	00:04:34,166	00:04:36,458	You're leaving before we beat the pants off Tin Can?	You're leaving before we beat the pants off Tin Can?
90	00:04:57,500	00:04:58,791	A little further.	A little further.
91	00:05:01,000	00:05:01,875	Further.	Further.
92	00:05:02,708	00:05:04,083	Okay, push slowly.	Okay, push slowly.
93	00:05:04,875	00:05:06,208	Push slowly.	Push slowly.
94	00:05:08,291	00:05:09,625	Leading man, hit your mark.	Leading man, hit your mark.
95	00:05:12,000	00:05:13,000	Focus.	Focus.
96	00:05:17,541	00:05:19,000	Director.	Director.
97	00:05:19,083	00:05:20,708	It's time to yell, "Cut."	It's time to yell, "Cut."
98	00:05:20,791	00:05:21,875	Hold on.	Hold on.
99	00:05:33,041	00:05:34,583	San-Lang, is the focus okay?	San-Lang, is the focus okay?
100	00:05:35,625	00:05:37,250	No problem, Director.	No problem, Director.
101	00:05:40,000	00:05:41,291	After Tom yelled "cut,"	After Tom yelled "cut,"
102	00:05:41,375	00:05:42,750	he kept on sleeping.	he kept on sleeping.
103	00:05:43,291	00:05:46,166	But A-Zhi sat up until dawn.	But A-Zhi sat up until dawn.
104	00:05:47,375	00:05:50,666	Tom's movie dreams have become more frequent in the past few years,	Tom's movie dreams have become more frequent in the past few years,
105	00:05:50,750	00:05:53,500	while A-Zhi's sleep quality has gotten worse.	while A-Zhi's sleep quality has gotten worse.
106	00:05:54,583	00:05:57,500	A-Zhi is like the wife of a typical Taiwanese film director,	A-Zhi is like the wife of a typical Taiwanese film director,
107	00:05:57,583	00:05:59,333	full of expectations for her husband	full of expectations for her husband
108	00:05:59,416	00:06:01,750	mingled with sadness.	mingled with sadness.
109	00:06:02,375	00:06:04,416	A never-fulfilled movie dream	A never-fulfilled movie dream
110	00:06:04,500	00:06:07,250	can easily become a nightmare.	can easily become a nightmare.
111	00:06:11,708	00:06:14,333	Didn't I tell you I don't like pan-fried salmon?	Didn't I tell you I don't like pan-fried salmon?
112	00:06:15,708	00:06:17,333	Someone like you who uses his brain	Someone like you who uses his brain
113	00:06:17,416	00:06:18,833	should eat this kind of fish.	should eat this kind of fish.
114	00:06:18,916	00:06:20,416	It's full of omega-3.	It's full of omega-3.
115	00:06:26,208	00:06:28,166	What were you filming last night?	What were you filming last night?
116	00:06:29,208	00:06:31,458	It sounded like a stressful shoot.	It sounded like a stressful shoot.
117	00:06:31,541	00:06:32,583	Filming?	Filming?
118	00:06:32,666	00:06:34,041	Didn't we sleep last night?	Didn't we sleep last night?
119	00:06:35,666	00:06:37,541	You yelled "action" while you slept.	You yelled "action" while you slept.
120	00:06:37,625	00:06:38,833	Very loudly.	Very loudly.
121	00:06:38,916	00:06:40,208	You scared me.	You scared me.
122	00:06:40,750	00:06:42,666	Your expression looked like you were filming.	Your expression looked like you were filming.
123	00:06:44,083	00:06:45,041	No.	No.
124	00:06:45,125	00:06:46,875	It's probably just a rehearsal.	It's probably just a rehearsal.
125	00:06:46,958	00:06:49,083	You're racking your brain	You're racking your brain
126	00:06:49,166	00:06:51,416	all day and all night.	all day and all night.
127	00:06:52,083	00:06:53,541	Won't you overwork it?	Won't you overwork it?
128	00:06:59,291	00:07:01,625	I made you lunch, it's in the fridge.	I made you lunch, it's in the fridge.
129	00:07:01,708	00:07:03,541	You can heat it up later.	You can heat it up later.
130	00:07:04,791	00:07:06,666	Don't smoke too much.	Don't smoke too much.
131	00:07:11,625	00:07:13,083	Don't exhaust yourself.	Don't exhaust yourself.
132	00:07:13,166	00:07:14,875	If you're stuck while thinking,	If you're stuck while thinking,
133	00:07:14,958	00:07:16,208	go out for a walk.	go out for a walk.
134	00:07:18,083	00:07:19,041	I'm going.	I'm going.
135	00:07:24,416	00:07:26,583	Colleagues, thank you for your hard work.	Colleagues, thank you for your hard work.
136	00:07:26,666	00:07:28,333	I'm treating everyone to drinks today.	I'm treating everyone to drinks today.
137	00:07:28,416	00:07:31,375	In the future, I hope to continue working with everyone.	In the future, I hope to continue working with everyone.
138	00:07:32,125	00:07:33,583	My promotion to section manager today	My promotion to section manager today
139	00:07:33,666	00:07:35,625	is honestly a bit unexpected, even to me.	is honestly a bit unexpected, even to me.
140	00:07:35,708	00:07:38,250	But I will work even harder to lead everyone	But I will work even harder to lead everyone
141	00:07:38,333	00:07:39,500	in making our department	in making our department
142	00:07:39,583	00:07:40,875	an exceptional company asset.	an exceptional company asset.
143	00:07:40,958	00:07:42,625	Thank you, everyone. Thank you!	Thank you, everyone. Thank you!
144	00:07:51,083	00:07:51,958	Dian-Feng Chen,	Dian-Feng Chen,
145	00:07:52,041	00:07:53,791	the manager wants to see you.	the manager wants to see you.
146	00:07:53,875	00:07:54,708	Okay.	Okay.
147	00:07:59,625	00:08:00,541	Fan Man.	Fan Man.
148	00:08:01,666	00:08:04,583	I tried to support you for the section manager promotion,	I tried to support you for the section manager promotion,
149	00:08:04,666	00:08:05,958	but it didn't work out.	but it didn't work out.
150	00:08:06,875	00:08:08,333	Keep trying.	Keep trying.
151	00:08:08,416	00:08:10,000	There will be future opportunities.	There will be future opportunities.
152	00:08:13,166	00:08:14,666	According to Human Resources' data,	According to Human Resources' data,
153	00:08:14,750	00:08:17,458	your overtime for the past two months has been rather low.	your overtime for the past two months has been rather low.
154	00:08:18,458	00:08:19,458	Sir,	Sir,
155	00:08:20,083	00:08:21,708	I only leave when my work is done.	I only leave when my work is done.
156	00:08:25,958	00:08:26,833	Fan Man.	Fan Man.
157	00:08:26,916	00:08:28,458	We're old classmates.	We're old classmates.
158	00:08:28,958	00:08:30,958	That's why I'm advising you.	That's why I'm advising you.
159	00:08:32,166	00:08:33,833	This kind of thing is	This kind of thing is
160	00:08:33,916	00:08:35,625	what the company wants to see,	what the company wants to see,
161	00:08:35,708	00:08:37,583	not how efficient you are.	not how efficient you are.
162	00:08:39,916	00:08:42,833	Also, the economy isn't good right now and you know	Also, the economy isn't good right now and you know
163	00:08:43,625	00:08:45,958	the company hasn't made much profit in the past few years.	the company hasn't made much profit in the past few years.
164	00:08:46,916	00:08:49,375	You'll just need to endure your salary adjustment.	You'll just need to endure your salary adjustment.
165	00:08:49,958	00:08:51,083	Let's do our best together.	Let's do our best together.
166	00:08:51,666	00:08:53,791	The company won't do you wrong. Okay?	The company won't do you wrong. Okay?
167	00:08:57,708	00:09:00,250	Move that screen for me.	Move that screen for me.
168	00:09:04,833	00:09:05,833	Sir.	Sir.
169	00:09:05,916	00:09:07,333	Sir.	Sir.
170	00:09:09,041	00:09:10,791	The patient is unconscious and not responding.	The patient is unconscious and not responding.
171	00:09:10,875	00:09:12,208	Checking the pulse.	Checking the pulse.
172	00:09:14,958	00:09:17,416	Did he slit his wrists or eat rat poison?	Did he slit his wrists or eat rat poison?
173	00:09:18,416	00:09:21,333	No, he tried to commit suicide by eating these.	No, he tried to commit suicide by eating these.
174	00:09:23,250	00:09:24,458	What drug is this?	What drug is this?
175	00:09:24,541	00:09:26,250	Weight loss pills.	Weight loss pills.
176	00:09:26,333	00:09:27,583	UNSTOPPABLE SLIMMING	UNSTOPPABLE SLIMMING
177	00:09:27,666	00:09:30,458	Fuck. Was he killing himself or dieting?	Fuck. Was he killing himself or dieting?
178	00:09:31,208	00:09:32,416	How the hell would I know?	How the hell would I know?
179	00:09:32,500	00:09:34,083	He just downed the whole bottle	He just downed the whole bottle
180	00:09:34,166	00:09:36,083	and started frothing at the mouth.	and started frothing at the mouth.
181	00:09:36,166	00:09:38,166	Everyone in the sauna freaked out.	Everyone in the sauna freaked out.
182	00:09:39,166	00:09:41,333	Blowing bubbles like a crab.	Blowing bubbles like a crab.
183	00:09:41,833	00:09:43,083	Two years ago,	Two years ago,
184	00:09:43,166	00:09:46,125	Tin Can somehow managed to find a girlfriend.	Tin Can somehow managed to find a girlfriend.
185	00:09:46,208	00:09:47,166	Later,	Later,
186	00:09:47,250	00:09:49,833	we discovered they met at a diner.	we discovered they met at a diner.
187	00:09:50,333	00:09:52,458	-Careful. -That was also when	-Careful. -That was also when
188	00:09:52,541	00:09:55,666	Tin Can started borrowing money and maxing out credit cards.	Tin Can started borrowing money and maxing out credit cards.
189	00:09:55,750	00:09:58,916	In the end, he even called up loan sharks.	In the end, he even called up loan sharks.
190	00:09:59,000	00:09:59,916	Fuck.	Fuck.
191	00:10:00,000	00:10:01,500	We shouldn't have joked last time	We shouldn't have joked last time
192	00:10:01,583	00:10:03,083	about killing himself.	about killing himself.
193	00:10:03,958	00:10:05,000	Don't think too hard.	Don't think too hard.
194	00:10:05,083	00:10:06,500	It wasn't like that.	It wasn't like that.
195	00:10:07,666	00:10:08,916	Hey, both of you.	Hey, both of you.
196	00:10:10,166	00:10:11,875	Your friend should be fine, right?	Your friend should be fine, right?
197	00:10:11,958	00:10:13,250	I guess so.	I guess so.
198	00:10:13,333	00:10:14,833	-Yes. -Perfect.	-Yes. -Perfect.
199	00:10:14,916	00:10:17,083	Here, if you could please	Here, if you could please
200	00:10:17,166	00:10:18,458	pay your friend's bill.	pay your friend's bill.
201	00:10:21,291	00:10:23,416	Two set meals for 7,200 dollars.	Two set meals for 7,200 dollars.
202	00:10:23,500	00:10:24,958	What did he eat?	What did he eat?
203	00:10:25,041	00:10:26,416	"Set meal"	"Set meal"
204	00:10:26,500	00:10:27,875	means he called for a girl.	means he called for a girl.
205	00:10:29,500	00:10:30,708	Why are there two then?	Why are there two then?
206	00:10:30,791	00:10:31,916	He did it twice.	He did it twice.
207	00:10:32,833	00:10:34,000	Damn.	Damn.
208	00:10:34,083	00:10:36,083	Even before he dies, he's fucking around.	Even before he dies, he's fucking around.
209	00:10:41,000	00:10:42,041	Do you have that much?	Do you have that much?
210	00:10:46,000	00:10:47,000	I'll call Blockage.	I'll call Blockage.
211	00:10:47,541	00:10:48,708	Hold on, excuse me.	Hold on, excuse me.
212	00:10:48,791	00:10:50,041	Excuse me, hold on.	Excuse me, hold on.
213	00:10:53,500	00:10:54,625	Blockage.	Blockage.
214	00:10:56,125	00:10:57,041	Where are you?	Where are you?
215	00:10:58,375	00:10:59,291	I…	I…
216	00:11:00,291	00:11:01,958	I'm outside.	I'm outside.
217	00:11:02,666	00:11:04,250	I…	I…
218	00:11:05,625	00:11:07,166	I'll call you later.	I'll call you later.
219	00:11:12,166	00:11:13,708	Are you okay?	Are you okay?
220	00:11:13,791	00:11:15,083	Well…	Well…
221	00:11:15,166	00:11:16,291	Okay.	Okay.
222	00:11:16,375	00:11:18,208	Let's continue.	Let's continue.
223	00:11:18,291	00:11:20,875	You said that you built houses?	You said that you built houses?
224	00:11:20,958	00:11:22,000	I…	I…
225	00:11:22,083	00:11:23,708	I do.	I do.
226	00:11:23,791	00:11:24,791	If you can,	If you can,
227	00:11:24,875	00:11:26,791	you should build your own house.	you should build your own house.
228	00:11:28,958	00:11:30,250	Here.	Here.
229	00:11:30,333	00:11:32,583	This album is a list of women looking for remarriage.	This album is a list of women looking for remarriage.
230	00:11:32,666	00:11:33,708	Look.	Look.
231	00:11:35,583	00:11:36,750	At your age,	At your age,
232	00:11:36,833	00:11:38,958	a remarrying partner is best.	a remarrying partner is best.
233	00:11:39,041	00:11:41,000	They have more experience	They have more experience
234	00:11:41,083	00:11:43,041	and a stronger sense of family responsibility.	and a stronger sense of family responsibility.
235	00:11:43,125	00:11:44,291	You can support each other.	You can support each other.
236	00:11:48,000	00:11:49,750	Once you become our member,	Once you become our member,
237	00:11:49,833	00:11:52,541	you'll be able to see all of our data.	you'll be able to see all of our data.
238	00:11:53,333	00:11:55,666	We have a lifetime membership.	We have a lifetime membership.
239	00:11:56,375	00:11:58,708	If you divorce and come back,	If you divorce and come back,
240	00:11:59,291	00:12:00,625	that's no issue.	that's no issue.
241	00:12:02,208	00:12:03,541	DATING AGENCY	DATING AGENCY
242	00:12:03,625	00:12:06,708	Miss Weng has a misunderstanding about Blockage.	Miss Weng has a misunderstanding about Blockage.
243	00:12:06,791	00:12:08,416	He doesn't build houses.	He doesn't build houses.
244	00:12:08,500	00:12:10,166	He makes paper model houses.	He makes paper model houses.
245	00:12:10,791	00:12:12,333	Blockage came to a dating agency	Blockage came to a dating agency
246	00:12:12,416	00:12:14,500	because his grandma's health is poor	because his grandma's health is poor
247	00:12:14,583	00:12:16,708	and bedridden.	and bedridden.
248	00:12:17,375	00:12:19,208	A neighbor recommended	A neighbor recommended
249	00:12:19,291	00:12:20,833	that he get married	that he get married
250	00:12:20,916	00:12:22,583	to wash away the misfortune.	to wash away the misfortune.
251	00:12:23,708	00:12:26,791	Blockage was raised as a kid by his grandma.	Blockage was raised as a kid by his grandma.
252	00:12:26,875	00:12:28,125	The two of them	The two of them
253	00:12:28,208	00:12:30,666	live above a paper model shop.	live above a paper model shop.
254	00:12:31,916	00:12:33,791	Blockage clearly knows	Blockage clearly knows
255	00:12:33,875	00:12:35,166	that the paper shop	that the paper shop
256	00:12:35,250	00:12:37,375	can't even support the two of them.	can't even support the two of them.
257	00:12:37,458	00:12:40,125	How could he marry someone and have a child?	How could he marry someone and have a child?
258	00:12:43,000	00:12:49,125	SONGMEI PAPER MODEL SHOP	SONGMEI PAPER MODEL SHOP
259	00:12:49,208	00:12:55,291	SONGMEI PAPER MODEL SHOP	SONGMEI PAPER MODEL SHOP
260	00:13:04,708	00:13:05,625	Granny.	Granny.
261	00:13:48,166	00:13:49,708	Is it time?	Is it time?
262	00:13:51,500	00:13:54,458	Time only exists	Time only exists
263	00:13:54,541	00:13:56,375	in this dimension.	in this dimension.
264	00:14:07,208	00:14:09,208	Everything, in the beginning,	Everything, in the beginning,
265	00:14:09,791	00:14:12,208	was simple in principle	was simple in principle
266	00:14:13,083	00:14:15,750	and evolved in complexity.	and evolved in complexity.
267	00:14:17,125	00:14:20,583	All things from nonbeing to being,	All things from nonbeing to being,
268	00:14:21,416	00:14:23,750	from whence they came,	from whence they came,
269	00:14:24,375	00:14:28,750	so they shall return.	so they shall return.
270	00:14:52,375	00:14:54,958	In modern society,	In modern society,
271	00:14:55,041	00:14:57,791	men work all day	men work all day
272	00:14:57,875	00:14:59,333	to make a living	to make a living
273	00:14:59,416	00:15:00,958	and don't have the energy at night.	and don't have the energy at night.
274	00:15:01,041	00:15:03,583	At times like this, you can rely on	At times like this, you can rely on
275	00:15:03,666	00:15:07,083	the Immortal Tiger Dragon Pills Pills Pills Pills Pills.	the Immortal Tiger Dragon Pills Pills Pills Pills Pills.
276	00:15:07,166	00:15:08,000	Cut!	Cut!
277	00:15:11,458	00:15:12,833	Mr. Immortal,	Mr. Immortal,
278	00:15:12,916	00:15:15,125	you can say the last line normally.	you can say the last line normally.
279	00:15:15,208	00:15:16,500	We'll edit in the echo later.	We'll edit in the echo later.
280	00:15:16,583	00:15:18,000	That way, it'll sound better.	That way, it'll sound better.
281	00:15:18,083	00:15:19,458	Really?	Really?
282	00:15:19,541	00:15:20,916	Is that right?	Is that right?
283	00:15:21,000	00:15:22,666	Yes, you can take a break.	Yes, you can take a break.
284	00:15:26,500	00:15:27,500	Tin Can.	Tin Can.
285	00:15:28,666	00:15:30,791	When Mr. Immortal comes out, don't look at the camera.	When Mr. Immortal comes out, don't look at the camera.
286	00:15:30,875	00:15:32,625	Look at Mr. Immortal.	Look at Mr. Immortal.
287	00:15:33,666	00:15:34,750	Tom.	Tom.
288	00:15:34,833	00:15:35,916	It's cold.	It's cold.
289	00:15:37,875	00:15:38,833	Tin Can.	Tin Can.
290	00:15:38,916	00:15:40,875	It's tough to find work nowadays.	It's tough to find work nowadays.
291	00:15:40,958	00:15:43,375	It wasn't easy to recommend you to this client.	It wasn't easy to recommend you to this client.
292	00:15:43,916	00:15:45,416	Just suck it up.	Just suck it up.
293	00:15:46,791	00:15:49,208	Also, when you're here,	Also, when you're here,
294	00:15:49,750	00:15:51,166	you need to call me "Director."	you need to call me "Director."
295	00:15:53,041	00:15:54,083	Director.	Director.
296	00:15:54,791	00:15:55,750	Tom.	Tom.
297	00:15:56,250	00:15:57,916	Do you want to keep this angle	Do you want to keep this angle
298	00:15:58,000	00:15:59,291	or change the shots?	or change the shots?
299	00:16:00,333	00:16:01,625	Wait a moment.	Wait a moment.
300	00:16:01,708	00:16:02,583	Okay.	Okay.
301	00:16:05,125	00:16:06,041	Tin Can.	Tin Can.
302	00:16:06,916	00:16:08,750	Looking at the camera or Mr. Immortal	Looking at the camera or Mr. Immortal
303	00:16:08,833	00:16:10,916	means different things in the language of film.	means different things in the language of film.
304	00:16:11,000	00:16:12,166	If you look at the camera,	If you look at the camera,
305	00:16:12,250	00:16:14,250	it means something is going to happen.	it means something is going to happen.
306	00:16:14,833	00:16:16,916	If this was a European movie,	If this was a European movie,
307	00:16:17,000	00:16:19,750	the camera would slowly zoom into your face.	the camera would slowly zoom into your face.
308	00:16:21,541	00:16:23,083	If this was an American movie,	If this was an American movie,
309	00:16:23,166	00:16:24,750	it would zoom into my eyes	it would zoom into my eyes
310	00:16:24,833	00:16:26,458	and make a transition to another scene.	and make a transition to another scene.
311	00:16:27,291	00:16:29,666	I think you need another shot	I think you need another shot
312	00:16:29,750	00:16:32,125	or a close-up where I look at the camera.	or a close-up where I look at the camera.
313	00:16:32,208	00:16:34,666	That's more persuasive for the audience.	That's more persuasive for the audience.
314	00:16:36,041	00:16:37,125	Also, Tom,	Also, Tom,
315	00:16:37,625	00:16:39,375	is this scene in the morning or at night?	is this scene in the morning or at night?
316	00:16:40,375	00:16:42,291	The sex scene is obviously at night.	The sex scene is obviously at night.
317	00:16:42,375	00:16:43,625	Is something wrong?	Is something wrong?
318	00:16:44,375	00:16:45,541	It's so bright.	It's so bright.
319	00:16:45,625	00:16:47,333	Did you narrow the aperture?	Did you narrow the aperture?
320	00:16:48,000	00:16:48,916	What do you mean?	What do you mean?
321	00:16:49,583	00:16:50,875	You're a filmmaker,	You're a filmmaker,
322	00:16:50,958	00:16:53,291	but you don't know how to shoot "day for night"?	but you don't know how to shoot "day for night"?
323	00:16:55,333	00:16:57,041	What's "day for night"?	What's "day for night"?
324	00:16:58,166	00:16:59,750	In old American Western films	In old American Western films
325	00:16:59,833	00:17:01,833	like John Ford's Stagecoach	like John Ford's Stagecoach
326	00:17:02,458	00:17:04,583	and Howard Hawks' Red River,	and Howard Hawks' Red River,
327	00:17:04,666	00:17:06,833	they shot night scenes in the middle of nowhere.	they shot night scenes in the middle of nowhere.
328	00:17:06,916	00:17:08,916	They couldn't set up the lighting.	They couldn't set up the lighting.
329	00:17:09,000	00:17:11,750	So they shot during the daytime	So they shot during the daytime
330	00:17:11,833	00:17:13,208	with a narrow aperture.	with a narrow aperture.
331	00:17:13,291	00:17:14,541	Keep it narrow.	Keep it narrow.
332	00:17:14,625	00:17:16,750	It'll look like nighttime.	It'll look like nighttime.
333	00:17:16,833	00:17:18,875	That's what "day for night" is.	That's what "day for night" is.
334	00:17:19,625	00:17:20,500	Did you get it?	Did you get it?
335	00:17:28,250	00:17:29,500	A-Chang.	A-Chang.
336	00:17:29,583	00:17:31,250	Let's narrow the aperture	Let's narrow the aperture
337	00:17:32,833	00:17:35,083	to make it look like "day for night."	to make it look like "day for night."
338	00:17:35,166	00:17:37,166	Tom, are you sure?	Tom, are you sure?
339	00:17:37,250	00:17:38,750	This is a pill commercial.	This is a pill commercial.
340	00:17:38,833	00:17:41,166	Will your client be able to process it?	Will your client be able to process it?
341	00:18:32,875	00:18:33,750	Let me tell you.	Let me tell you.
342	00:18:34,291	00:18:36,750	Every parking space here costs a million.	Every parking space here costs a million.
343	00:18:36,833	00:18:38,583	Mine only cost 480,000	Mine only cost 480,000
344	00:18:38,666	00:18:40,333	and it's the same square foot	and it's the same square foot
345	00:18:40,416	00:18:42,375	and the same bank loan.	and the same bank loan.
346	00:18:42,458	00:18:44,333	Isn't this space for motorcycles?	Isn't this space for motorcycles?
347	00:18:44,916	00:18:47,083	This space is for cars.	This space is for cars.
348	00:18:47,166	00:18:48,333	And look,	And look,
349	00:18:48,416	00:18:49,708	there's another benefit.	there's another benefit.
350	00:18:49,791	00:18:51,250	When people open their doors,	When people open their doors,
351	00:18:51,333	00:18:52,500	they won't hit my car.	they won't hit my car.
352	00:18:52,583	00:18:53,750	I even get exercise	I even get exercise
353	00:18:53,833	00:18:55,666	by pushing it every day and saving money.	by pushing it every day and saving money.
354	00:18:55,750	00:18:58,791	I think other people are more afraid of your car door hitting them.	I think other people are more afraid of your car door hitting them.
355	00:19:00,625	00:19:01,541	Fuck.	Fuck.
356	00:19:02,666	00:19:04,000	Come see my house.	Come see my house.
357	00:19:14,291	00:19:15,250	Motherfucker.	Motherfucker.
358	00:19:15,333	00:19:17,708	How could I forget my bag?	How could I forget my bag?
359	00:19:18,416	00:19:19,375	Fuck.	Fuck.
360	00:19:20,083	00:19:22,041	-Do you need help pulling it? -No.	-Do you need help pulling it? -No.
361	00:19:22,125	00:19:23,666	I pull it every day.	I pull it every day.
362	00:19:44,875	00:19:46,333	I want to replace this tile.	I want to replace this tile.
363	00:19:46,416	00:19:48,000	Why replace it?	Why replace it?
364	00:19:48,083	00:19:50,416	It's not stuck on properly and it's hollow underneath.	It's not stuck on properly and it's hollow underneath.
365	00:19:51,125	00:19:52,458	You're such an expert.	You're such an expert.
366	00:19:53,458	00:19:55,041	People like us are lucky	People like us are lucky
367	00:19:55,125	00:19:56,916	to be able to buy one house in our lives.	to be able to buy one house in our lives.
368	00:19:57,000	00:19:58,416	We need to be experts.	We need to be experts.
369	00:19:59,083	00:20:00,666	How much was it?	How much was it?
370	00:20:00,750	00:20:02,125	It costs 7.2 million	It costs 7.2 million
371	00:20:02,708	00:20:04,291	with a 2-million-down payment.	with a 2-million-down payment.
372	00:20:04,375	00:20:05,791	How did you get so much money?	How did you get so much money?
373	00:20:06,500	00:20:07,833	I saved it.	I saved it.
374	00:20:08,333	00:20:10,250	I only saved 300,000 though.	I only saved 300,000 though.
375	00:20:12,208	00:20:14,833	The rest was an inheritance from my dad.	The rest was an inheritance from my dad.
376	00:20:22,708	00:20:24,375	Why do you smoke so much?	Why do you smoke so much?
377	00:20:25,416	00:20:26,583	It's a new house.	It's a new house.
378	00:20:27,166	00:20:28,250	I'm celebrating.	I'm celebrating.
379	00:20:30,208	00:20:32,625	But you smoked two in a row.	But you smoked two in a row.
380	00:20:36,250	00:20:38,166	I'm going to take a nap	I'm going to take a nap
381	00:20:38,250	00:20:39,833	so I'm smoking one ahead of time.	so I'm smoking one ahead of time.
382	00:20:41,833	00:20:43,291	Ahead of time?	Ahead of time?
383	00:20:47,750	00:20:50,041	So I won't wake up mid-nap to smoke	So I won't wake up mid-nap to smoke
384	00:20:50,125	00:20:51,916	and hurt my sleep quality.	and hurt my sleep quality.
385	00:21:00,708	00:21:02,750	Mom, you're rubbing mud on it again?	Mom, you're rubbing mud on it again?
386	00:21:02,833	00:21:06,416	Yes. Rubbing mud lets the city folk know it's fresh.	Yes. Rubbing mud lets the city folk know it's fresh.
387	00:21:06,500	00:21:08,250	Is my necktie straight?	Is my necktie straight?
388	00:21:08,333	00:21:09,541	Yes, it's very straight.	Yes, it's very straight.
389	00:21:09,625	00:21:10,916	-You're changing jobs today? -Yes.	-You're changing jobs today? -Yes.
390	00:21:11,000	00:21:13,208	Tom recommended it. A household registration office job.	Tom recommended it. A household registration office job.
391	00:21:13,291	00:21:14,541	Isn't he unemployed?	Isn't he unemployed?
392	00:21:14,625	00:21:16,625	Why doesn't he get a job for himself?	Why doesn't he get a job for himself?
393	00:21:16,708	00:21:18,125	He wants to be a director.	He wants to be a director.
394	00:21:18,208	00:21:20,083	He's too busy writing screenplays to work.	He's too busy writing screenplays to work.
395	00:21:20,166	00:21:22,666	Being a director means being unemployed.	Being a director means being unemployed.
396	00:21:22,750	00:21:24,708	He only shoots 1 film every 300 years.	He only shoots 1 film every 300 years.
397	00:21:38,333	00:21:39,750	There are three main points	There are three main points
398	00:21:39,833	00:21:41,333	to residency checks.	to residency checks.
399	00:21:42,333	00:21:44,541	Firstly, the residence	Firstly, the residence
400	00:21:45,041	00:21:46,666	must be indoors.	must be indoors.
401	00:21:47,583	00:21:50,291	Indoors means four walls	Indoors means four walls
402	00:21:51,041	00:21:52,541	with a roof	with a roof
403	00:21:53,125	00:21:54,375	and a door.	and a door.
404	00:21:54,875	00:21:55,875	Secondly,	Secondly,
405	00:21:56,791	00:21:58,875	they must sleep	they must sleep
406	00:21:58,958	00:22:02,166	on a bed with a pillow and a blanket.	on a bed with a pillow and a blanket.
407	00:22:02,250	00:22:03,833	These three things are a must.	These three things are a must.
408	00:22:04,583	00:22:05,916	Thirdly,	Thirdly,
409	00:22:07,000	00:22:09,250	they must have a place to bathe.	they must have a place to bathe.
410	00:22:10,500	00:22:12,416	By the way,	By the way,
411	00:22:12,500	00:22:14,000	remember to take photos.	remember to take photos.
412	00:22:17,750	00:22:19,708	You don't need to wear a tie	You don't need to wear a tie
413	00:22:19,791	00:22:21,291	when you come to work.	when you come to work.
414	00:22:22,041	00:22:23,750	We want to be approachable.	We want to be approachable.
415	00:22:25,500	00:22:26,708	In this department,	In this department,
416	00:22:26,791	00:22:29,000	only the boss wears a tie.	only the boss wears a tie.
417	00:22:32,083	00:22:33,041	Okay?	Okay?
418	00:22:38,916	00:22:45,875	TRAIN CROSSING AHEAD VIDEO SURVEILLANCE IN OPERATION	TRAIN CROSSING AHEAD VIDEO SURVEILLANCE IN OPERATION
419	00:22:59,458	00:23:01,708	Is this No. 411?	Is this No. 411?
420	00:23:02,291	00:23:03,125	Yes.	Yes.
421	00:23:05,291	00:23:07,541	Sir, I'm from Household Registration.	Sir, I'm from Household Registration.
422	00:23:07,625	00:23:09,791	-Did you apply for a residence transfer? -Yes.	-Did you apply for a residence transfer? -Yes.
423	00:23:09,875	00:23:11,208	Please have a seat.	Please have a seat.
424	00:23:11,291	00:23:12,250	No, thank you.	No, thank you.
425	00:23:12,750	00:23:14,375	Your house…	Your house…
426	00:23:14,458	00:23:16,166	Why are there no walls?	Why are there no walls?
427	00:23:16,250	00:23:17,166	Walls?	Walls?
428	00:23:17,708	00:23:20,291	Who says walls need to be made of cement and brick?	Who says walls need to be made of cement and brick?
429	00:23:21,541	00:23:22,708	Do you sleep here?	Do you sleep here?
430	00:23:22,791	00:23:24,875	Yes, this is my bed.	Yes, this is my bed.
431	00:23:24,958	00:23:26,291	I sleep here.	I sleep here.
432	00:23:26,958	00:23:28,625	Where do you bathe?	Where do you bathe?
433	00:23:28,708	00:23:30,750	There. Do you see that bucket?	There. Do you see that bucket?
434	00:23:33,541	00:23:34,583	Young man.	Young man.
435	00:23:35,125	00:23:36,166	Let me tell you.	Let me tell you.
436	00:23:36,250	00:23:38,750	Men shouldn't bathe regularly.	Men shouldn't bathe regularly.
437	00:23:39,333	00:23:42,750	Otherwise, they'll lose their qi.	Otherwise, they'll lose their qi.
438	00:23:44,000	00:23:44,916	I see.	I see.
439	00:23:45,833	00:23:48,333	-I'll take pictures of you, okay? -Okay.	-I'll take pictures of you, okay? -Okay.
440	00:23:49,458	00:23:50,583	Registration checks today	Registration checks today
441	00:23:50,666	00:23:52,833	are very different from the past.	are very different from the past.
442	00:23:53,416	00:23:56,125	In the past, for public order and political reasons,	In the past, for public order and political reasons,
443	00:23:56,208	00:23:58,541	the police performed the checks.	the police performed the checks.
444	00:23:59,416	00:24:00,625	However, right now,	However, right now,
445	00:24:00,708	00:24:04,291	the registration staff only visits you in person	the registration staff only visits you in person
446	00:24:04,375	00:24:07,875	if you have any requests or in special circumstances.	if you have any requests or in special circumstances.
447	00:24:08,958	00:24:11,208	What requests do citizens have?	What requests do citizens have?
448	00:24:11,791	00:24:13,625	Usually, it's to attend a school district	Usually, it's to attend a school district
449	00:24:14,333	00:24:16,083	or apply for social welfare.	or apply for social welfare.
450	00:24:17,083	00:24:18,083	Of course,	Of course,
451	00:24:18,166	00:24:20,333	sometimes there are property disputes	sometimes there are property disputes
452	00:24:20,416	00:24:22,291	that require residence transfers.	that require residence transfers.
453	00:24:34,458	00:24:35,625	Is anyone home?	Is anyone home?
454	00:24:42,791	00:24:44,125	Is anyone home?	Is anyone home?
455	00:24:57,125	00:24:58,833	Is Jing-Long Chen here?	Is Jing-Long Chen here?
456	00:25:05,875	00:25:07,833	I'm from the Household Registration Office.	I'm from the Household Registration Office.
457	00:25:08,500	00:25:10,541	Are you Jing-Long Chen?	Are you Jing-Long Chen?
458	00:25:16,541	00:25:18,375	Did you apply for a residence transfer?	Did you apply for a residence transfer?
459	00:25:26,875	00:25:28,625	Can I take a photo of you?	Can I take a photo of you?
460	00:25:28,708	00:25:30,500	Dear viewers,	Dear viewers,
461	00:25:30,583	00:25:33,208	according to our film crew's investigation,	according to our film crew's investigation,
462	00:25:33,291	00:25:35,375	this man is Jing-Long Chen.	this man is Jing-Long Chen.
463	00:25:36,333	00:25:39,250	He used to be talkative.	He used to be talkative.
464	00:25:39,333	00:25:42,791	But after the property dispute,	But after the property dispute,
465	00:25:42,875	00:25:45,083	he wrote everything he wanted to say	he wrote everything he wanted to say
466	00:25:45,166	00:25:46,708	on the walls.	on the walls.
467	00:25:47,416	00:25:48,666	From then on,	From then on,
468	00:25:48,750	00:25:50,958	he never said a word.	he never said a word.
469	00:26:14,833	00:26:15,916	Young man.	Young man.
470	00:26:17,750	00:26:18,791	Young man.	Young man.
471	00:26:22,250	00:26:23,833	Young man.	Young man.
472	00:26:27,041	00:26:29,125	Stop sleeping.	Stop sleeping.
473	00:26:29,208	00:26:31,125	I was afraid that you couldn't finish	I was afraid that you couldn't finish
474	00:26:31,208	00:26:33,041	so I woke you up.	so I woke you up.
475	00:26:49,666	00:26:51,458	It's a Mercedes-Benz.	It's a Mercedes-Benz.
476	00:26:58,625	00:26:59,541	Young man.	Young man.
477	00:27:00,333	00:27:03,041	Can you change this to a convertible?	Can you change this to a convertible?
478	00:27:04,875	00:27:06,625	Sir, you're very stylish,	Sir, you're very stylish,
479	00:27:08,291	00:27:10,666	but I don't know what the traffic's like over there.	but I don't know what the traffic's like over there.
480	00:27:11,458	00:27:13,083	If you remove this part,	If you remove this part,
481	00:27:13,666	00:27:15,333	driving will be more dangerous.	driving will be more dangerous.
482	00:27:17,875	00:27:18,916	You're right.	You're right.
483	00:27:19,000	00:27:20,833	Safety first.	Safety first.
484	00:27:21,791	00:27:24,625	Perhaps I can add a spoiler.	Perhaps I can add a spoiler.
485	00:27:25,166	00:27:27,333	A spoiler here?	A spoiler here?
486	00:27:29,041	00:27:30,833	That would look stylish.	That would look stylish.
487	00:27:31,458	00:27:33,083	I'll give you a chauffeur	I'll give you a chauffeur
488	00:27:33,166	00:27:34,458	to drive your car too.	to drive your car too.
489	00:27:34,541	00:27:35,500	Good.	Good.
490	00:27:35,583	00:27:36,833	That's good.	That's good.
491	00:27:42,000	00:27:42,916	Young man,	Young man,
492	00:27:43,500	00:27:46,125	why are you frowning?	why are you frowning?
493	00:27:48,958	00:27:52,000	I saw Golden Boy and Jade Girl recently.	I saw Golden Boy and Jade Girl recently.
494	00:27:54,250	00:27:55,333	Is that so?	Is that so?
495	00:27:55,416	00:27:56,958	Did you see Old Li as well?	Did you see Old Li as well?
496	00:27:58,958	00:28:00,333	Old Li?	Old Li?
497	00:28:00,416	00:28:04,041	Yes, he wears all-black and a hat.	Yes, he wears all-black and a hat.
498	00:28:04,125	00:28:05,583	He looks very serious	He looks very serious
499	00:28:05,666	00:28:07,708	and pretentious.	and pretentious.
500	00:28:08,375	00:28:09,291	I did.	I did.
501	00:28:09,875	00:28:12,041	He even said some confusing bullshit	He even said some confusing bullshit
502	00:28:12,125	00:28:13,666	that I couldn't understand.	that I couldn't understand.
503	00:28:15,166	00:28:17,208	He's actually a good guy.	He's actually a good guy.
504	00:28:17,291	00:28:19,125	He just likes to act that way.	He just likes to act that way.
505	00:28:20,791	00:28:21,958	But	But
506	00:28:22,041	00:28:23,666	people who see him	people who see him
507	00:28:23,750	00:28:24,833	will be taken away	will be taken away
508	00:28:24,916	00:28:26,833	in one to two months.	in one to two months.
509	00:28:32,791	00:28:34,041	If so,	If so,
510	00:28:34,833	00:28:37,083	do I need to prepare anything for my grandma?	do I need to prepare anything for my grandma?
511	00:28:37,166	00:28:38,666	Don't think too hard.	Don't think too hard.
512	00:28:39,166	00:28:40,666	Any cigarette you light	Any cigarette you light
513	00:28:40,750	00:28:42,916	will burn to ash in the end.	will burn to ash in the end.
514	00:28:43,000	00:28:44,750	People are the same.	People are the same.
515	00:28:56,333	00:28:57,750	Blockage got his nickname	Blockage got his nickname
516	00:28:57,833	00:29:00,750	because he stutters when he talks to us.	because he stutters when he talks to us.
517	00:29:01,416	00:29:03,000	But it's strange.	But it's strange.
518	00:29:03,916	00:29:05,791	He never has that difficulty	He never has that difficulty
519	00:29:05,875	00:29:07,583	when he talks to spirits.	when he talks to spirits.
520	00:29:08,500	00:29:11,291	It's probably related to his unique body constitution.	It's probably related to his unique body constitution.
521	00:29:12,250	00:29:13,708	But it also causes him	But it also causes him
522	00:29:13,791	00:29:15,833	trouble in his work	trouble in his work
523	00:29:17,041	00:29:19,500	because his clients often come to see him directly,	because his clients often come to see him directly,
524	00:29:19,583	00:29:21,416	asking him to fix things.	asking him to fix things.
525	00:29:22,416	00:29:25,541	Blockage doesn't mind helping them.	Blockage doesn't mind helping them.
526	00:29:26,333	00:29:27,583	He says	He says
527	00:29:27,666	00:29:30,500	that it's their last wish,	that it's their last wish,
528	00:29:31,166	00:29:33,583	so helping is the right thing to do.	so helping is the right thing to do.
529	00:29:34,875	00:29:37,166	Next up, I will actively promote	Next up, I will actively promote
530	00:29:37,250	00:29:39,541	the PLUS Project 2.0.	the PLUS Project 2.0.
531	00:29:40,291	00:29:43,541	This project not only integrates industry, government, and academics	This project not only integrates industry, government, and academics
532	00:29:43,625	00:29:47,833	but more importantly, it will attract talent from Silicon Valley,	but more importantly, it will attract talent from Silicon Valley,
533	00:29:47,916	00:29:50,375	letting us surpass Taipei in three years' time.	letting us surpass Taipei in three years' time.
534	00:29:50,458	00:29:52,875	In five years, we'll catch up to Tokyo.	In five years, we'll catch up to Tokyo.
535	00:29:53,375	00:29:57,666	In ten years, we'll be on par with New York.	In ten years, we'll be on par with New York.
536	00:29:59,541	00:30:00,541	Cut!	Cut!
537	00:30:01,416	00:30:03,708	Mark. Scene one, take one.	Mark. Scene one, take one.
538	00:30:03,791	00:30:05,583	Hey. How's that?	Hey. How's that?
539	00:30:05,666	00:30:07,458	Mayor, you're so professional.	Mayor, you're so professional.
540	00:30:07,541	00:30:09,458	You're so charming for the camera.	You're so charming for the camera.
541	00:30:10,208	00:30:12,666	I only described the things my city government usually does.	I only described the things my city government usually does.
542	00:30:12,750	00:30:14,208	It's nothing special.	It's nothing special.
543	00:30:14,291	00:30:17,041	Would you like to see your gallant figure? It's really impressive.	Would you like to see your gallant figure? It's really impressive.
544	00:30:17,666	00:30:18,833	-I can see it now? -Yes.	-I can see it now? -Yes.
545	00:30:18,916	00:30:20,125	-Please. -Okay.	-Please. -Okay.
546	00:30:23,750	00:30:25,166	San-Lang, is the focus okay?	San-Lang, is the focus okay?
547	00:30:25,666	00:30:27,375	Play it back for the mayor.	Play it back for the mayor.
548	00:30:31,250	00:30:33,583	Mayor, if anything needs improvement,	Mayor, if anything needs improvement,
549	00:30:33,666	00:30:35,250	let us know, all right?	let us know, all right?
550	00:30:36,291	00:30:38,000	Director Wu, you're a professional.	Director Wu, you're a professional.
551	00:30:38,083	00:30:40,000	What could I say?	What could I say?
552	00:30:40,791	00:30:41,750	However,	However,
553	00:30:42,500	00:30:44,875	I have one suggestion.	I have one suggestion.
554	00:30:44,958	00:30:46,208	Do consider	Do consider
555	00:30:47,041	00:30:48,791	whether making my face	whether making my face
556	00:30:48,875	00:30:50,791	slightly bigger	slightly bigger
557	00:30:50,875	00:30:53,583	conveys my determination, a feeling of determination.	conveys my determination, a feeling of determination.
558	00:30:53,666	00:30:56,041	-Mayor, you're really so professional. -Really?	-Mayor, you're really so professional. -Really?
559	00:30:56,125	00:30:58,000	We'll give you a close-up shot, okay?	We'll give you a close-up shot, okay?
560	00:30:58,083	00:30:59,500	-Right now? -Yes.	-Right now? -Yes.
561	00:30:59,583	00:31:01,250	Give the mayor a close-up.	Give the mayor a close-up.
562	00:31:06,125	00:31:08,041	-Mayor, take your time. -Okay.	-Mayor, take your time. -Okay.
563	00:31:08,125	00:31:10,125	What are all of you doing?	What are all of you doing?
564	00:31:11,000	00:31:11,916	Mayor.	Mayor.
565	00:31:12,000	00:31:12,958	Congressman.	Congressman.
566	00:31:13,666	00:31:14,916	-Congressman, why… -Mayor.	-Congressman, why… -Mayor.
567	00:31:15,000	00:31:16,583	Why are you here?	Why are you here?
568	00:31:19,708	00:31:22,333	What happened? Should we talk later? We're busy right now.	What happened? Should we talk later? We're busy right now.
569	00:31:23,041	00:31:24,916	The party wants me to withdraw from the election	The party wants me to withdraw from the election
570	00:31:25,000	00:31:26,375	because of my scandal.	because of my scandal.
571	00:31:27,291	00:31:30,000	You've got so many scandals, I don't know which one you mean.	You've got so many scandals, I don't know which one you mean.
572	00:31:30,708	00:31:31,750	Mayor.	Mayor.
573	00:31:31,833	00:31:33,250	Congressman Gao is referring to	Congressman Gao is referring to
574	00:31:33,333	00:31:35,375	the Mount Foshan Buddha Park scandal.	the Mount Foshan Buddha Park scandal.
575	00:31:36,625	00:31:38,000	I thought I was asked to withdraw	I thought I was asked to withdraw
576	00:31:38,083	00:31:40,458	because my office was shot six times.	because my office was shot six times.
577	00:31:40,541	00:31:43,291	The party handled the issue via procurement suspension.	The party handled the issue via procurement suspension.
578	00:31:44,750	00:31:46,250	All right, never mind.	All right, never mind.
579	00:31:46,791	00:31:48,083	What will we do now?	What will we do now?
580	00:31:48,166	00:31:50,083	If we don't get a new candidate,	If we don't get a new candidate,
581	00:31:50,166	00:31:52,250	what will I tell my supporters?	what will I tell my supporters?
582	00:31:54,333	00:31:55,791	Can we talk later? I'm busy now.	Can we talk later? I'm busy now.
583	00:31:55,875	00:31:57,375	All right? Is that okay?	All right? Is that okay?
584	00:31:59,166	00:32:00,583	Let's go to the bathroom.	Let's go to the bathroom.
585	00:32:01,583	00:32:02,416	I'm in no hurry.	I'm in no hurry.
586	00:32:02,500	00:32:03,416	You can go first.	You can go first.
587	00:32:03,500	00:32:05,083	I'm shooting a commercial here.	I'm shooting a commercial here.
588	00:32:06,083	00:32:07,666	Mayor.	Mayor.
589	00:32:07,750	00:32:10,375	You can shoot puff piece commercials whenever you want.	You can shoot puff piece commercials whenever you want.
590	00:32:10,458	00:32:11,375	What's the hurry?	What's the hurry?
591	00:32:11,458	00:32:13,833	If you don't finish today, shoot it another day.	If you don't finish today, shoot it another day.
592	00:32:15,583	00:32:17,958	Pack it up.	Pack it up.
593	00:32:18,541	00:32:20,166	-Pack it up. -Okay. Fine.	-Pack it up. -Okay. Fine.
594	00:32:20,875	00:32:21,958	Let's go talk.	Let's go talk.
595	00:32:25,000	00:32:26,458	-I'm sorry. -Congressman Gao	-I'm sorry. -Congressman Gao
596	00:32:26,541	00:32:28,250	loves making deals in the bathroom.	loves making deals in the bathroom.
597	00:32:28,333	00:32:30,125	One, there are no security cameras.	One, there are no security cameras.
598	00:32:30,208	00:32:32,708	Two, the bathroom is Congressman Gao's lucky spot.	Two, the bathroom is Congressman Gao's lucky spot.
599	00:32:32,791	00:32:34,666	Pack it up.	Pack it up.
600	00:32:34,750	00:32:35,791	After all,	After all,
601	00:32:35,875	00:32:38,791	every great figure has their own lucky spot.	every great figure has their own lucky spot.
602	00:32:38,875	00:32:42,583	Our first president, Chiang Kai-Shek's lucky spot was the riverbank.	Our first president, Chiang Kai-Shek's lucky spot was the riverbank.
603	00:32:42,666	00:32:45,958	He would stand and watch fish swim against the current,	He would stand and watch fish swim against the current,
604	00:32:46,041	00:32:49,208	inspiring him to become humanity's savior.	inspiring him to become humanity's savior.
605	00:32:49,291	00:32:50,625	A great man of our era,	A great man of our era,
606	00:32:51,208	00:32:52,625	a beacon of freedom,	a beacon of freedom,
607	00:32:53,208	00:32:54,833	and the bulwark of our people.	and the bulwark of our people.
608	00:32:59,333	00:33:01,416	Everyone wants my position.	Everyone wants my position.
609	00:33:01,916	00:33:03,166	Can I refuse to drop out?	Can I refuse to drop out?
610	00:33:04,416	00:33:05,416	Old Gao.	Old Gao.
611	00:33:05,500	00:33:07,541	You know you're a bad candidate.	You know you're a bad candidate.
612	00:33:09,750	00:33:12,083	The party has to consider the big picture.	The party has to consider the big picture.
613	00:33:12,166	00:33:14,166	This could impact the presidential election.	This could impact the presidential election.
614	00:33:15,083	00:33:16,333	What do you think then?	What do you think then?
615	00:33:22,250	00:33:23,833	Let's find a greenhorn	Let's find a greenhorn
616	00:33:24,375	00:33:25,916	with a good image,	with a good image,
617	00:33:26,000	00:33:27,083	no party affiliation,	no party affiliation,
618	00:33:27,166	00:33:28,750	and no political baggage.	and no political baggage.
619	00:33:29,291	00:33:31,583	You can still pull the strings.	You can still pull the strings.
620	00:33:31,666	00:33:34,791	That way, you can satisfy your sponsors	That way, you can satisfy your sponsors
621	00:33:35,625	00:33:37,666	and I can keep those who want to run quietly.	and I can keep those who want to run quietly.
622	00:33:40,791	00:33:44,041	Tom is somewhat well-connected locally.	Tom is somewhat well-connected locally.
623	00:33:44,125	00:33:46,958	He sometimes takes cases for extra money.	He sometimes takes cases for extra money.
624	00:33:47,041	00:33:48,208	But most of the time,	But most of the time,
625	00:33:48,291	00:33:50,500	it's some strange products	it's some strange products
626	00:33:50,583	00:33:52,458	or drugs of unknown origin.	or drugs of unknown origin.
627	00:33:53,208	00:33:55,875	Shooting the mayor's commercial today	Shooting the mayor's commercial today
628	00:33:55,958	00:33:57,833	pays better than usual.	pays better than usual.
629	00:33:58,875	00:34:01,125	But Congressman Gao's interruption meant	But Congressman Gao's interruption meant
630	00:34:01,208	00:34:02,666	that he would be lucky	that he would be lucky
631	00:34:02,750	00:34:04,583	to make a break, even at this time.	to make a break, even at this time.
632	00:34:07,541	00:34:08,375	Hello?	Hello?
633	00:34:10,666	00:34:11,916	Anything?	Anything?
634	00:34:15,500	00:34:16,333	Okay.	Okay.
635	00:34:24,583	00:34:25,458	Director Wu.	Director Wu.
636	00:34:25,958	00:34:26,875	This way, please.	This way, please.
637	00:34:26,958	00:34:28,791	Director Wu, please have a seat.	Director Wu, please have a seat.
638	00:34:29,291	00:34:30,166	Director Wu.	Director Wu.
639	00:34:30,250	00:34:31,125	-Hello. -Hello.	-Hello. -Hello.
640	00:34:31,208	00:34:32,416	I'm Wei-Qing Gao.	I'm Wei-Qing Gao.
641	00:34:33,000	00:34:35,125	-Congressman Gao, pleased to meet you. -Sit.	-Congressman Gao, pleased to meet you. -Sit.
642	00:34:39,958	00:34:40,791	Director Wu,	Director Wu,
643	00:34:41,291	00:34:43,208	our party has always lacked people	our party has always lacked people
644	00:34:43,291	00:34:45,708	with art and cultural backgrounds like you.	with art and cultural backgrounds like you.
645	00:34:46,375	00:34:48,291	We want you to run for congressman.	We want you to run for congressman.
646	00:34:49,291	00:34:51,625	I will hand my district over to you.	I will hand my district over to you.
647	00:34:56,666	00:34:57,541	This…	This…
648	00:34:57,625	00:35:00,875	I should discuss this with my wife first.	I should discuss this with my wife first.
649	00:35:01,458	00:35:04,000	My life's goal has been to make movies.	My life's goal has been to make movies.
650	00:35:04,750	00:35:06,208	To let Taiwan's cinema	To let Taiwan's cinema
651	00:35:06,291	00:35:07,833	be seen by the world.	be seen by the world.
652	00:35:12,166	00:35:13,416	Mayor.	Mayor.
653	00:35:14,375	00:35:15,458	You have such talent here.	You have such talent here.
654	00:35:15,541	00:35:17,708	Why didn't you introduce me sooner?	Why didn't you introduce me sooner?
655	00:35:17,791	00:35:18,750	You're too polite.	You're too polite.
656	00:35:19,291	00:35:20,166	Congressman Gao,	Congressman Gao,
657	00:35:20,250	00:35:21,666	-there should be no issues. -Okay.	-there should be no issues. -Okay.
658	00:35:22,208	00:35:23,541	Let's do it.	Let's do it.
659	00:35:24,708	00:35:27,166	Director Wu, I'm Congressman Gao's special assistant.	Director Wu, I'm Congressman Gao's special assistant.
660	00:35:27,250	00:35:28,875	Pleased to work with you.	Pleased to work with you.
661	00:35:28,958	00:35:29,791	Thank you.	Thank you.
662	00:35:33,541	00:35:34,708	Another zero…	Another zero…
663	00:35:34,791	00:35:35,958	-Another zero… -I lost.	-Another zero… -I lost.
664	00:35:36,041	00:35:39,291	Another zero…	Another zero…
665	00:35:39,375	00:35:40,583	-Another… Fuck. -Fuck.	-Another… Fuck. -Fuck.
666	00:35:41,375	00:35:42,541	Is this a scam?	Is this a scam?
667	00:35:44,208	00:35:45,333	Let's chip in again.	Let's chip in again.
668	00:35:45,416	00:35:46,416	Hurry.	Hurry.
669	00:35:46,500	00:35:49,291	Blockage, you've got the lucky touch. Go buy it.	Blockage, you've got the lucky touch. Go buy it.
670	00:35:50,666	00:35:52,291	Money…	Money…
671	00:35:55,000	00:35:55,875	Here.	Here.
672	00:35:58,125	00:35:59,875	Tin Can, where's the money?	Tin Can, where's the money?
673	00:35:59,958	00:36:01,250	I don't have any money.	I don't have any money.
674	00:36:02,000	00:36:03,916	You ran out of them in two weeks?	You ran out of them in two weeks?
675	00:36:04,000	00:36:05,125	It's true.	It's true.
676	00:36:05,625	00:36:07,541	-See for yourself. -Let me see.	-See for yourself. -Let me see.
677	00:36:09,375	00:36:11,208	Fuck, what's this?	Fuck, what's this?
678	00:36:12,291	00:36:13,416	A lucky bill.	A lucky bill.
679	00:36:13,500	00:36:16,333	People say a US dollar in your wallet brings wealth.	People say a US dollar in your wallet brings wealth.
680	00:36:16,833	00:36:18,083	It must not be working.	It must not be working.
681	00:36:18,166	00:36:19,958	The bill looks fucking old.	The bill looks fucking old.
682	00:36:20,041	00:36:21,166	Temple of Wealth,	Temple of Wealth,
683	00:36:21,250	00:36:23,208	Master Hsu,	Master Hsu,
684	00:36:23,291	00:36:25,000	and Hall of Fox Fairies.	and Hall of Fox Fairies.
685	00:36:25,083	00:36:26,125	What the hell?	What the hell?
686	00:36:26,208	00:36:28,083	The wallet has more charms than bills.	The wallet has more charms than bills.
687	00:36:28,166	00:36:29,333	Give it back.	Give it back.
688	00:36:37,125	00:36:38,625	Look at this receipt.	Look at this receipt.
689	00:36:39,625	00:36:42,583	It's one digit off of the ten-million-dollar prize.	It's one digit off of the ten-million-dollar prize.
690	00:36:42,666	00:36:45,083	But due to the last digit,	But due to the last digit,
691	00:36:45,166	00:36:47,833	I couldn't even win the smallest 200-dollar prize.	I couldn't even win the smallest 200-dollar prize.
692	00:36:47,916	00:36:49,375	What's the missing number?	What's the missing number?
693	00:36:50,125	00:36:51,666	If the last digit was "four,"	If the last digit was "four,"
694	00:36:51,750	00:36:53,000	I would've won.	I would've won.
695	00:36:54,208	00:36:55,875	I kept this receipt with me	I kept this receipt with me
696	00:36:55,958	00:36:57,541	to remind myself.	to remind myself.
697	00:36:58,166	00:37:00,000	My life was this close.	My life was this close.
698	00:37:02,916	00:37:04,458	You're this close.	You're this close.
699	00:37:04,541	00:37:05,708	I'm this close.	I'm this close.
700	00:37:05,791	00:37:07,541	We are all this close.	We are all this close.
701	00:37:09,125	00:37:11,125	I don't know how close you are.	I don't know how close you are.
702	00:37:11,208	00:37:14,000	But I want to make an announcement.	But I want to make an announcement.
703	00:37:14,666	00:37:16,125	I'm running for congressman.	I'm running for congressman.
704	00:37:23,833	00:37:26,333	Fuck, that's bullshit.	Fuck, that's bullshit.
705	00:37:26,416	00:37:29,041	You can't even make it as Village Head.	You can't even make it as Village Head.
706	00:37:29,125	00:37:30,250	Congress…	Congress…
707	00:37:30,333	00:37:31,416	Congress…	Congress…
708	00:37:32,000	00:37:33,250	Congress…	Congress…
709	00:37:34,250	00:37:35,541	Congressman Wu.	Congressman Wu.
710	00:37:38,875	00:37:39,791	Nice.	Nice.
711	00:37:39,875	00:37:40,791	Perfect.	Perfect.
712	00:37:41,916	00:37:42,916	Turn sideways.	Turn sideways.
713	00:37:43,000	00:37:44,958	A little more. Great.	A little more. Great.
714	00:37:45,041	00:37:47,500	Excellent. A little more sideways. A little more.	Excellent. A little more sideways. A little more.
715	00:37:47,583	00:37:49,208	-Hang on, photographer. -Great.	-Hang on, photographer. -Great.
716	00:37:49,291	00:37:51,083	Let me help him with the clothes.	Let me help him with the clothes.
717	00:37:56,875	00:37:58,000	The shampoo I used	The shampoo I used
718	00:37:58,083	00:37:59,250	was pretty good.	was pretty good.
719	00:37:59,333	00:38:00,833	It's dandruff-free	It's dandruff-free
720	00:38:00,916	00:38:02,375	and plant-based organic.	and plant-based organic.
721	00:38:03,541	00:38:05,083	I'll give it to you next time.	I'll give it to you next time.
722	00:38:05,166	00:38:06,791	What's taking so long?	What's taking so long?
723	00:38:07,375	00:38:08,500	It's done.	It's done.
724	00:38:10,833	00:38:11,750	Here.	Here.
725	00:38:12,333	00:38:13,833	Take a look.	Take a look.
726	00:38:19,541	00:38:20,500	It's good.	It's good.
727	00:38:22,666	00:38:24,041	Let's get a full-body shot.	Let's get a full-body shot.
728	00:38:25,625	00:38:26,833	Congressman Gao.	Congressman Gao.
729	00:38:26,916	00:38:29,125	I don't think "All ears"	I don't think "All ears"
730	00:38:29,208	00:38:30,541	is the best slogan.	is the best slogan.
731	00:38:34,583	00:38:35,666	What do you mean?	What do you mean?
732	00:38:37,250	00:38:39,958	It's easy to be all ears.	It's easy to be all ears.
733	00:38:40,541	00:38:42,791	I think we should point to tomorrow.	I think we should point to tomorrow.
734	00:38:45,958	00:38:47,166	Ming-Tian,	Ming-Tian,
735	00:38:47,250	00:38:48,458	let's go to the bathroom.	let's go to the bathroom.
736	00:38:48,541	00:38:50,208	I just went.	I just went.
737	00:38:52,166	00:38:53,333	Come on.	Come on.
738	00:38:54,291	00:38:56,416	Taking a piss will clear your head.	Taking a piss will clear your head.
739	00:39:15,250	00:39:16,750	It's good to be young.	It's good to be young.
740	00:39:17,791	00:39:19,500	One could piss ten feet upwind.	One could piss ten feet upwind.
741	00:39:20,500	00:39:22,291	But at my age now,	But at my age now,
742	00:39:22,875	00:39:24,875	even downwind, I dribble on my shoes.	even downwind, I dribble on my shoes.
743	00:39:25,416	00:39:27,166	Sir, aren't you taking a piss?	Sir, aren't you taking a piss?
744	00:39:28,000	00:39:29,583	I just did.	I just did.
745	00:39:32,625	00:39:34,000	How's it going?	How's it going?
746	00:39:34,083	00:39:35,166	It's pretty good.	It's pretty good.
747	00:39:35,250	00:39:36,791	Everyone is so professional.	Everyone is so professional.
748	00:39:37,708	00:39:38,541	Of course.	Of course.
749	00:39:39,416	00:39:41,208	Making movies is not my thing,	Making movies is not my thing,
750	00:39:42,083	00:39:44,666	but I'm a veteran at elections.	but I'm a veteran at elections.
751	00:39:45,333	00:39:46,833	Just do as I say.	Just do as I say.
752	00:39:47,666	00:39:48,875	Of course.	Of course.
753	00:39:48,958	00:39:50,791	Of course, I'll do as you say.	Of course, I'll do as you say.
754	00:39:51,291	00:39:53,833	I only had a little thought.	I only had a little thought.
755	00:39:54,375	00:39:56,583	I want it to match my name.	I want it to match my name.
756	00:39:57,166	00:39:58,458	"Point to Tomorrow."	"Point to Tomorrow."
757	00:39:58,541	00:40:00,666	"Let people see Tom-orrow."	"Let people see Tom-orrow."
758	00:40:03,666	00:40:05,375	The idea is not bad.	The idea is not bad.
759	00:40:07,250	00:40:08,541	But listen.	But listen.
760	00:40:09,541	00:40:10,875	You're a novice.	You're a novice.
761	00:40:12,291	00:40:14,041	What matters most for a novice?	What matters most for a novice?
762	00:40:15,416	00:40:17,500	-Being all ears. -Okay.	-Being all ears. -Okay.
763	00:40:51,375	00:40:53,375	-Who is it? -Household Registration Office.	-Who is it? -Household Registration Office.
764	00:41:00,625	00:41:02,208	You are…	You are…
765	00:41:05,250	00:41:06,750	I'm from Household Registration.	I'm from Household Registration.
766	00:41:06,833	00:41:08,666	Did you apply for a residence transfer?	Did you apply for a residence transfer?
767	00:41:10,083	00:41:11,000	Yes,	Yes,
768	00:41:11,083	00:41:12,458	I did.	I did.
769	00:41:20,291	00:41:21,250	This way, please.	This way, please.
770	00:41:27,083	00:41:27,916	Do have a seat.	Do have a seat.
771	00:41:28,458	00:41:29,333	It's okay.	It's okay.
772	00:41:29,416	00:41:30,333	Okay.	Okay.
773	00:41:36,708	00:41:38,875	Are you Ms. Mu-Hsuan Lin?	Are you Ms. Mu-Hsuan Lin?
774	00:41:40,125	00:41:41,166	I am.	I am.
775	00:41:41,833	00:41:43,250	Can I see your ID?	Can I see your ID?
776	00:41:45,791	00:41:46,708	Sure.	Sure.
777	00:41:48,083	00:41:50,041	Tin Can is looking at this woman	Tin Can is looking at this woman
778	00:41:50,125	00:41:51,875	with a different gaze	with a different gaze
779	00:41:52,458	00:41:54,000	because she is	because she is
780	00:41:54,083	00:41:56,375	the school beauty that he long yearned for.	the school beauty that he long yearned for.
781	00:41:57,041	00:41:59,583	Although he hasn't seen her in over 20 years,	Although he hasn't seen her in over 20 years,
782	00:41:59,666	00:42:03,666	Tin Can would have recognized her	Tin Can would have recognized her
783	00:42:03,750	00:42:05,250	even if she was burned to ashes.	even if she was burned to ashes.
784	00:42:07,875	00:42:09,541	Why did you move here?	Why did you move here?
785	00:42:13,208	00:42:14,541	For work.	For work.
786	00:42:16,791	00:42:17,958	What do you do?	What do you do?
787	00:42:23,083	00:42:25,208	I'm a masseuse.	I'm a masseuse.
788	00:42:25,291	00:42:27,083	Like meridian therapy.	Like meridian therapy.
789	00:42:30,333	00:42:32,000	What's in that room?	What's in that room?
790	00:42:35,083	00:42:36,458	It's my studio.	It's my studio.
791	00:42:38,875	00:42:40,333	Can I see it?	Can I see it?
792	00:42:43,708	00:42:44,666	There's no need to.	There's no need to.
793	00:42:44,750	00:42:47,291	It's nothing, just a studio.	It's nothing, just a studio.
794	00:42:49,541	00:42:50,916	How long have you been here?	How long have you been here?
795	00:42:51,583	00:42:53,250	I moved in last month.	I moved in last month.
796	00:42:56,000	00:42:57,541	Can I take a photo of you?	Can I take a photo of you?
797	00:42:58,250	00:42:59,750	A photo?	A photo?
798	00:42:59,833	00:43:01,958	It's the protocol. I'm sorry.	It's the protocol. I'm sorry.
799	00:43:03,625	00:43:04,708	Okay.	Okay.
800	00:43:04,791	00:43:05,625	Then I…	Then I…
801	00:43:05,708	00:43:06,750	Stand back a bit.	Stand back a bit.
802	00:43:06,833	00:43:07,750	Okay.	Okay.
803	00:43:15,416	00:43:16,333	Hi…	Hi…
804	00:43:18,458	00:43:20,208	Hi.	Hi.
805	00:43:21,541	00:43:23,833	Young lady, you snuck up here.	Young lady, you snuck up here.
806	00:43:25,000	00:43:26,958	Mr. Li, I'm sorry.	Mr. Li, I'm sorry.
807	00:43:27,041	00:43:30,750	This is Ms. Wang, the one who is meeting you today.	This is Ms. Wang, the one who is meeting you today.
808	00:43:30,833	00:43:32,500	She is her daughter.	She is her daughter.
809	00:43:33,750	00:43:35,083	She's concerned about	She's concerned about
810	00:43:35,166	00:43:36,750	her mom's date	her mom's date
811	00:43:36,833	00:43:38,125	so she came up first.	so she came up first.
812	00:43:38,708	00:43:40,458	We live in a dangerous world.	We live in a dangerous world.
813	00:43:41,041	00:43:42,250	A-Qiao,	A-Qiao,
814	00:43:42,333	00:43:43,625	don't talk like that.	don't talk like that.
815	00:43:44,791	00:43:45,791	It's okay.	It's okay.
816	00:43:45,875	00:43:48,250	My clients are all upstanding figures.	My clients are all upstanding figures.
817	00:43:48,333	00:43:49,875	Don't worry.	Don't worry.
818	00:43:51,333	00:43:52,375	Ms. Wang,	Ms. Wang,
819	00:43:52,458	00:43:53,416	have a seat.	have a seat.
820	00:43:53,916	00:43:55,208	Thank you.	Thank you.
821	00:43:56,250	00:43:57,791	Please take your time.	Please take your time.
822	00:43:57,875	00:43:59,625	-I'll be downstairs. -Okay.	-I'll be downstairs. -Okay.
823	00:44:05,500	00:44:07,125	This is my mom, A-Yue.	This is my mom, A-Yue.
824	00:44:07,208	00:44:08,583	What's your name?	What's your name?
825	00:44:09,666	00:44:11,458	I'm…	I'm…
826	00:44:13,083	00:44:15,416	Block…	Block…
827	00:44:18,291	00:44:19,750	Block…	Block…
828	00:44:19,833	00:44:21,083	Blockage.	Blockage.
829	00:44:22,166	00:44:23,083	I can tell.	I can tell.
830	00:44:23,166	00:44:25,041	But what's your name?	But what's your name?
831	00:44:25,875	00:44:27,458	He says he's called Blockage.	He says he's called Blockage.
832	00:44:27,541	00:44:29,041	It's his nickname.	It's his nickname.
833	00:44:33,208	00:44:35,000	Why do you want to meet my mom?	Why do you want to meet my mom?
834	00:44:35,708	00:44:40,291	Miss Weng…	Miss Weng…
835	00:44:40,375	00:44:42,083	Miss Weng introduced us.	Miss Weng introduced us.
836	00:44:42,166	00:44:44,500	He didn't ask for me in particular.	He didn't ask for me in particular.
837	00:44:50,791	00:44:53,041	Why are you still single at this age?	Why are you still single at this age?
838	00:44:53,125	00:44:54,500	That's weird.	That's weird.
839	00:44:55,416	00:44:57,041	I…	I…
840	00:44:57,125	00:44:59,416	take care of…	take care of…
841	00:45:00,208	00:45:03,250	-Granny. -Your job is taking care of your grandma?	-Granny. -Your job is taking care of your grandma?
842	00:45:03,333	00:45:07,416	-No, I… -He means that he's busy working	-No, I… -He means that he's busy working
843	00:45:07,500	00:45:10,458	and taking care of his grandma so he's not married.	and taking care of his grandma so he's not married.
844	00:45:18,375	00:45:19,208	Mom.	Mom.
845	00:45:19,875	00:45:21,458	You're being strange.	You're being strange.
846	00:45:21,541	00:45:23,541	How could you understand him?	How could you understand him?
847	00:45:28,291	00:45:29,958	Do you two know each other?	Do you two know each other?
848	00:45:30,666	00:45:33,291	-No. -No, we don't.	-No. -No, we don't.
849	00:45:35,750	00:45:37,041	I don't know	I don't know
850	00:45:38,041	00:45:39,916	how I can understand him either.	how I can understand him either.
851	00:45:44,916	00:45:45,916	In high school,	In high school,
852	00:45:46,000	00:45:48,250	the school beauty was in a different class.	the school beauty was in a different class.
853	00:45:48,333	00:45:50,083	But Tin Can always found a way	But Tin Can always found a way
854	00:45:50,166	00:45:52,541	to get close to her.	to get close to her.
855	00:45:53,083	00:45:55,125	The school beauty was number 31 in Class 11,	The school beauty was number 31 in Class 11,
856	00:45:55,208	00:45:57,458	while Tin Can was number 7 in Class 12.	while Tin Can was number 7 in Class 12.
857	00:45:58,041	00:45:59,958	Every day from 11:31 a.m. to 12:07 p.m.	Every day from 11:31 a.m. to 12:07 p.m.
858	00:46:00,041	00:46:03,166	was the period of time that God gave	was the period of time that God gave
859	00:46:03,250	00:46:06,208	for this Cowherd and Weaver Girl to meet.	for this Cowherd and Weaver Girl to meet.
860	00:46:06,791	00:46:08,708	At 11:49 a.m.,	At 11:49 a.m.,
861	00:46:08,791	00:46:12,000	the meeting reached its climax.	the meeting reached its climax.
862	00:46:26,041	00:46:26,958	Please come in.	Please come in.
863	00:46:33,916	00:46:36,750	I happened to be checking registrations nearby and thought I'd drop in.	I happened to be checking registrations nearby and thought I'd drop in.
864	00:46:36,833	00:46:38,541	Hope you don't mind my unannounced visit.	Hope you don't mind my unannounced visit.
865	00:46:38,625	00:46:39,666	It's fine.	It's fine.
866	00:46:39,750	00:46:40,666	By the way…	By the way…
867	00:46:42,958	00:46:44,708	Could you please fill these out?	Could you please fill these out?
868	00:46:45,541	00:46:46,916	-All of them? -Yes.	-All of them? -Yes.
869	00:46:47,000	00:46:47,916	Okay.	Okay.
870	00:46:53,750	00:46:55,250	Ms. Lin.	Ms. Lin.
871	00:46:55,333	00:46:57,291	You moved from Taipei,	You moved from Taipei,
872	00:46:57,375	00:47:00,458	but I saw in the system records that you were originally from here, right?	but I saw in the system records that you were originally from here, right?
873	00:47:09,375	00:47:10,291	Mr. Lin.	Mr. Lin.
874	00:47:10,875	00:47:13,125	Are you here today to have me fill out the forms	Are you here today to have me fill out the forms
875	00:47:13,208	00:47:15,166	or to investigate my personal life?	or to investigate my personal life?
876	00:47:16,000	00:47:17,500	Don't get me wrong.	Don't get me wrong.
877	00:47:17,583	00:47:19,791	The records are all in the system.	The records are all in the system.
878	00:47:19,875	00:47:21,333	Since the election is coming,	Since the election is coming,
879	00:47:21,416	00:47:23,166	we have to double-check	we have to double-check
880	00:47:23,250	00:47:24,958	for ghost voters.	for ghost voters.
881	00:47:27,666	00:47:28,750	Done.	Done.
882	00:47:29,500	00:47:30,791	Thank you.	Thank you.
883	00:47:34,958	00:47:36,833	My hand is warm, isn't it?	My hand is warm, isn't it?
884	00:47:38,458	00:47:39,916	Am I a ghost?	Am I a ghost?
885	00:47:41,333	00:47:42,208	No.	No.
886	00:47:48,625	00:47:49,666	Add me on LINE.	Add me on LINE.
887	00:47:50,833	00:47:53,708	That way, you don't need to keep checking my residency status.	That way, you don't need to keep checking my residency status.
888	00:47:55,541	00:47:56,375	Okay.	Okay.
889	00:48:04,458	00:48:06,916	It has already been a week since the fire.	It has already been a week since the fire.
890	00:48:07,000	00:48:08,458	Come and see.	Come and see.
891	00:48:08,541	00:48:10,416	It's already rusted.	It's already rusted.
892	00:48:12,125	00:48:14,416	The police were still investigating	The police were still investigating
893	00:48:14,500	00:48:15,750	so we weren't allowed in.	so we weren't allowed in.
894	00:48:16,333	00:48:17,208	Come and see.	Come and see.
895	00:48:18,708	00:48:20,458	It's still burning.	It's still burning.
896	00:48:20,541	00:48:22,458	We can't live with this smoke.	We can't live with this smoke.
897	00:48:23,541	00:48:25,666	When will insurance pay us?	When will insurance pay us?
898	00:48:27,750	00:48:30,250	The loss adjuster will send us the claim.	The loss adjuster will send us the claim.
899	00:48:30,833	00:48:33,125	We'll then evaluate the claim.	We'll then evaluate the claim.
900	00:48:34,333	00:48:35,500	How long will it take?	How long will it take?
901	00:48:38,333	00:48:40,291	Two weeks at the earliest.	Two weeks at the earliest.
902	00:48:41,541	00:48:43,208	What? Two weeks!	What? Two weeks!
903	00:48:43,291	00:48:44,166	Let me tell you.	Let me tell you.
904	00:48:44,250	00:48:46,958	I've lost ten million in damages	I've lost ten million in damages
905	00:48:47,666	00:48:49,708	and that doesn't include the factory.	and that doesn't include the factory.
906	00:48:51,250	00:48:52,583	Come and see this here.	Come and see this here.
907	00:48:53,458	00:48:56,291	I worked hard for all this.	I worked hard for all this.
908	00:48:56,958	00:48:59,166	I've got a wife and children.	I've got a wife and children.
909	00:49:00,250	00:49:02,833	Your asshole insurance company	Your asshole insurance company
910	00:49:02,916	00:49:05,250	is dragging your feet with my claim.	is dragging your feet with my claim.
911	00:49:05,333	00:49:06,666	Fuck. Two weeks.	Fuck. Two weeks.
912	00:49:06,750	00:49:08,750	Relax, Mr. Chiang.	Relax, Mr. Chiang.
913	00:49:08,833	00:49:11,083	We won't let you down.	We won't let you down.
914	00:49:16,083	00:49:19,166	How much sorrow can you hold?	How much sorrow can you hold?
915	00:49:20,416	00:49:23,791	Enough to fill a tin can with meat.	Enough to fill a tin can with meat.
916	00:49:23,875	00:49:25,291	Such bullshit.	Such bullshit.
917	00:49:31,416	00:49:32,333	Where's Tom?	Where's Tom?
918	00:49:33,083	00:49:35,458	He said he's busy with the election.	He said he's busy with the election.
919	00:49:37,666	00:49:39,291	HITTING STRONG, MING-TIAN WU	HITTING STRONG, MING-TIAN WU
920	00:49:39,375	00:49:40,625	Who's that?	Who's that?
921	00:49:40,708	00:49:42,500	Looks familiar.	Looks familiar.
922	00:49:43,958	00:49:45,250	It's Tom.	It's Tom.
923	00:49:46,666	00:49:49,250	Fuck. Looks like an idiot.	Fuck. Looks like an idiot.
924	00:49:57,166	00:49:58,916	You had something to tell us?	You had something to tell us?
925	00:50:03,916	00:50:05,750	Remember the little princess in Class 11?	Remember the little princess in Class 11?
926	00:50:05,833	00:50:07,000	Our school beauty?	Our school beauty?
927	00:50:08,416	00:50:10,750	Mi…	Mi…
928	00:50:13,125	00:50:14,250	Minus.	Minus.
929	00:50:14,333	00:50:15,875	A foreign-sounding name.	A foreign-sounding name.
930	00:50:16,875	00:50:18,750	She changed her name to Mu-Hsuan Lin.	She changed her name to Mu-Hsuan Lin.
931	00:50:18,833	00:50:20,833	Lin…	Lin…
932	00:50:21,500	00:50:24,791	How…	How…
933	00:50:25,500	00:50:27,041	How…	How…
934	00:50:27,125	00:50:28,875	How do you know?	How do you know?
935	00:50:29,791	00:50:31,208	I was checking household records.	I was checking household records.
936	00:50:42,666	00:50:43,583	It's the school…	It's the school…
937	00:50:43,666	00:50:45,000	It's the school beauty.	It's the school beauty.
938	00:50:47,458	00:50:49,333	This place looks like a shady business.	This place looks like a shady business.
939	00:50:50,333	00:50:51,958	Where did you meet her?	Where did you meet her?
940	00:50:55,000	00:50:56,208	The Spades Building.	The Spades Building.
941	00:50:57,875	00:51:00,625	Spades…	Spades…
942	00:51:00,708	00:51:02,916	All…	All…
943	00:51:03,583	00:51:07,291	People…	People…
944	00:51:08,083	00:51:09,791	who are…	who are…
945	00:51:10,875	00:51:13,333	hookers…	hookers…
946	00:51:15,291	00:51:17,208	Hookers…	Hookers…
947	00:51:17,291	00:51:19,375	-Stop it. -No…	-Stop it. -No…
948	00:51:19,458	00:51:20,708	-Enough. -You…	-Enough. -You…
949	00:51:25,708	00:51:27,208	After…	After…
950	00:51:27,833	00:51:29,166	graduation…	graduation…
951	00:51:30,625	00:51:32,250	didn't…	didn't…
952	00:51:32,333	00:51:34,000	-she-- -Didn't she go to the States?	-she-- -Didn't she go to the States?
953	00:51:40,166	00:51:41,666	I checked.	I checked.
954	00:51:42,250	00:51:43,291	She didn't go.	She didn't go.
955	00:51:45,708	00:51:48,625	This showroom was specially designed	This showroom was specially designed
956	00:51:48,708	00:51:51,125	by the construction company	by the construction company
957	00:51:51,208	00:51:52,625	to showcase green buildings.	to showcase green buildings.
958	00:51:53,458	00:51:57,208	Congressman Gao chased down sponsors	Congressman Gao chased down sponsors
959	00:51:57,291	00:51:59,875	and turned this housing sales office	and turned this housing sales office
960	00:51:59,958	00:52:01,958	into a grand headquarters.	into a grand headquarters.
961	00:52:03,125	00:52:05,958	Tom set up a desk in the old showroom	Tom set up a desk in the old showroom
962	00:52:06,041	00:52:08,791	to make it his office.	to make it his office.
963	00:52:10,083	00:52:12,541	The headquarters thinks Tom is holed up here,	The headquarters thinks Tom is holed up here,
964	00:52:12,625	00:52:14,291	devising campaign strategy.	devising campaign strategy.
965	00:52:15,208	00:52:16,500	But he told me	But he told me
966	00:52:16,583	00:52:18,708	that he was actually devising his movie script.	that he was actually devising his movie script.
967	00:52:19,291	00:52:22,166	However, I discovered that most of the time,	However, I discovered that most of the time,
968	00:52:22,250	00:52:24,458	he's gazing at the toilet on the wall.	he's gazing at the toilet on the wall.
969	00:52:26,166	00:52:27,083	Ming-Tian.	Ming-Tian.
970	00:52:28,583	00:52:29,833	How's the script?	How's the script?
971	00:52:31,291	00:52:32,708	I've got some new ideas.	I've got some new ideas.
972	00:52:32,791	00:52:34,000	I'm putting them together.	I'm putting them together.
973	00:52:34,083	00:52:35,750	I made this coffee this morning.	I made this coffee this morning.
974	00:52:35,833	00:52:38,000	I was too busy to give it to you.	I was too busy to give it to you.
975	00:52:38,083	00:52:39,916	Not sure if it still tastes good.	Not sure if it still tastes good.
976	00:52:40,541	00:52:41,458	Thank you.	Thank you.
977	00:52:52,791	00:52:54,166	Someone once said,	Someone once said,
978	00:52:54,750	00:52:56,416	"The life of a brewed coffee	"The life of a brewed coffee
979	00:52:57,250	00:52:59,375	lasts only ten minutes."	lasts only ten minutes."
980	00:53:01,083	00:53:03,125	How does it still smell so good	How does it still smell so good
981	00:53:03,208	00:53:05,125	even after a long day?	even after a long day?
982	00:53:06,958	00:53:09,166	These are Galápagos Island beans.	These are Galápagos Island beans.
983	00:53:09,250	00:53:10,916	Their production is small.	Their production is small.
984	00:53:13,416	00:53:15,375	The flavor is rounded and mellow.	The flavor is rounded and mellow.
985	00:53:16,208	00:53:17,458	It's especially sweet	It's especially sweet
986	00:53:17,541	00:53:18,958	when it travels down your throat.	when it travels down your throat.
987	00:53:19,958	00:53:22,458	The aroma rushes to my head.	The aroma rushes to my head.
988	00:53:23,875	00:53:26,916	I used the Kono style hand drip method.	I used the Kono style hand drip method.
989	00:53:27,500	00:53:29,250	The brewing takes a long time,	The brewing takes a long time,
990	00:53:29,333	00:53:32,041	but it fully extracts the layers of flavor.	but it fully extracts the layers of flavor.
991	00:53:33,291	00:53:34,833	No wonder it's so good.	No wonder it's so good.
992	00:53:36,708	00:53:38,166	If you like it,	If you like it,
993	00:53:38,250	00:53:40,416	I'll brew it for you every day.	I'll brew it for you every day.
994	00:53:43,958	00:53:45,375	Is that okay?	Is that okay?
995	00:53:47,375	00:53:49,125	As long as you like it,	As long as you like it,
996	00:53:49,208	00:53:50,208	it's okay.	it's okay.
997	00:53:55,625	00:53:56,750	Ming-Tian.	Ming-Tian.
998	00:53:58,125	00:53:59,750	Do you want to have sex with me?	Do you want to have sex with me?
999	00:54:08,125	00:54:09,750	I do now.	I do now.
1000	00:54:41,708	00:54:43,458	A Psalm of David.	A Psalm of David.
1001	00:54:43,541	00:54:45,458	"To the choirmaster.	"To the choirmaster.
1002	00:54:46,208	00:54:47,166	Oh Lord.	Oh Lord.
1003	00:54:47,250	00:54:49,291	Thou hast searched me	Thou hast searched me
1004	00:54:49,791	00:54:52,000	and known me.	and known me.
1005	00:54:52,083	00:54:54,833	Thou knowest	Thou knowest
1006	00:54:54,916	00:54:57,916	when I sit down and when I rise up.	when I sit down and when I rise up.
1007	00:54:59,666	00:55:01,583	Thou discernest my thoughts	Thou discernest my thoughts
1008	00:55:01,666	00:55:04,375	from afar.	from afar.
1009	00:55:04,958	00:55:07,500	Thou searchest out my path	Thou searchest out my path
1010	00:55:08,083	00:55:10,083	and my lying down	and my lying down
1011	00:55:10,875	00:55:13,166	and art acquainted with	and art acquainted with
1012	00:55:13,250	00:55:15,625	all my ways."	all my ways."
1013	00:55:16,708	00:55:19,583	With this Psalm,	With this Psalm,
1014	00:55:19,666	00:55:23,458	God makes us reflect on our life in four ways.	God makes us reflect on our life in four ways.
1015	00:55:24,041	00:55:26,625	God is omniscient.	God is omniscient.
1016	00:55:26,708	00:55:29,291	-God is omnipresent… -Dear viewers,	-God is omnipresent… -Dear viewers,
1017	00:55:29,375	00:55:32,833	you may find the actor of this Father familiar.	you may find the actor of this Father familiar.
1018	00:55:33,416	00:55:35,541	He played not only this Father,	He played not only this Father,
1019	00:55:35,625	00:55:37,458	but also the sauna manager,	but also the sauna manager,
1020	00:55:37,958	00:55:41,125	and Old Li, who appeared with the Golden Boy and the Jade Girl.	and Old Li, who appeared with the Golden Boy and the Jade Girl.
1021	00:55:42,208	00:55:45,000	He's a messenger from God,	He's a messenger from God,
1022	00:55:45,500	00:55:48,208	a hardworking common man,	a hardworking common man,
1023	00:55:49,125	00:55:51,041	and an angel of death	and an angel of death
1024	00:55:51,125	00:55:53,875	who guides the dead to Western Paradise.	who guides the dead to Western Paradise.
1025	00:55:55,125	00:55:58,125	Now that we can buy 3-in-1 instant coffee,	Now that we can buy 3-in-1 instant coffee,
1026	00:55:58,208	00:56:01,208	we can also have 3-in-1 actors.	we can also have 3-in-1 actors.
1027	00:56:02,541	00:56:05,041	…when our prayers aren't answered,	…when our prayers aren't answered,
1028	00:56:05,125	00:56:09,166	it invites us to self-reflect.	it invites us to self-reflect.
1029	00:56:09,250	00:56:10,416	Father.	Father.
1030	00:56:11,000	00:56:12,250	Dian-Feng,	Dian-Feng,
1031	00:56:12,791	00:56:16,000	I haven't seen you doing a mass offering for a long time.	I haven't seen you doing a mass offering for a long time.
1032	00:56:16,083	00:56:17,541	GOD'S COMPASSIONATE HEART THIS DOOR GUIDES US IN	GOD'S COMPASSIONATE HEART THIS DOOR GUIDES US IN
1033	00:56:17,625	00:56:18,958	How are you?	How are you?
1034	00:56:20,083	00:56:21,833	Since my dad passed away,	Since my dad passed away,
1035	00:56:22,333	00:56:24,500	I've had doubts about life.	I've had doubts about life.
1036	00:56:25,791	00:56:27,333	Don't run from them.	Don't run from them.
1037	00:56:27,416	00:56:30,041	Come to church more often.	Come to church more often.
1038	00:56:31,708	00:56:32,666	Okay.	Okay.
1039	00:56:33,250	00:56:34,625	I can see from your frown	I can see from your frown
1040	00:56:35,125	00:56:36,875	that something is wrong.	that something is wrong.
1041	00:56:40,458	00:56:41,416	Father,	Father,
1042	00:56:41,916	00:56:43,041	I'm having a child.	I'm having a child.
1043	00:56:43,625	00:56:44,708	That's wonderful!	That's wonderful!
1044	00:56:44,791	00:56:46,916	It's a gift from God.	It's a gift from God.
1045	00:56:50,541	00:56:52,125	But I'm not married.	But I'm not married.
1046	00:56:53,083	00:56:54,500	You didn't use birth control?	You didn't use birth control?
1047	00:56:57,833	00:56:59,291	Have I sinned?	Have I sinned?
1048	00:57:00,125	00:57:01,333	Dian-Feng,	Dian-Feng,
1049	00:57:01,416	00:57:03,791	do not try to self-interpret scripture.	do not try to self-interpret scripture.
1050	00:57:03,875	00:57:06,291	If scripture cannot help people,	If scripture cannot help people,
1051	00:57:06,375	00:57:08,500	what meaning does it hold?	what meaning does it hold?
1052	00:57:10,875	00:57:13,166	I don't feel confident about my future.	I don't feel confident about my future.
1053	00:57:14,708	00:57:15,750	Your future	Your future
1054	00:57:15,833	00:57:17,833	is not in your hands.	is not in your hands.
1055	00:57:17,916	00:57:19,791	What you can decide	What you can decide
1056	00:57:19,875	00:57:20,833	is to get married,	is to get married,
1057	00:57:20,916	00:57:22,208	welcome the child,	welcome the child,
1058	00:57:22,291	00:57:24,291	raise the child,	raise the child,
1059	00:57:24,375	00:57:28,375	and walk God's path together.	and walk God's path together.
1060	00:59:50,333	00:59:51,291	Goldfinger.	Goldfinger.
1061	00:59:52,333	00:59:53,333	Mr. Kato?	Mr. Kato?
1062	00:59:54,583	00:59:56,166	Yes, Mr. Lin.	Yes, Mr. Lin.
1063	00:59:57,500	00:59:58,958	Why are you here?	Why are you here?
1064	00:59:59,833	01:00:01,125	I came to see you.	I came to see you.
1065	01:00:03,291	01:00:04,250	I…	I…
1066	01:00:04,958	01:00:05,875	I…	I…
1067	01:00:06,750	01:00:08,166	I…	I…
1068	01:00:08,250	01:00:10,291	You can just speak Chinese.	You can just speak Chinese.
1069	01:00:11,291	01:00:13,791	There will be subtitles below.	There will be subtitles below.
1070	01:00:15,208	01:00:16,708	Okay, understood.	Okay, understood.
1071	01:00:18,041	01:00:19,208	Mr. Kato,	Mr. Kato,
1072	01:00:19,291	01:00:20,583	I really admire you.	I really admire you.
1073	01:00:20,666	01:00:23,000	I've seen all your films.	I've seen all your films.
1074	01:00:24,000	01:00:25,000	I know.	I know.
1075	01:00:25,500	01:00:27,583	I've seen you on the other side of the screen too.	I've seen you on the other side of the screen too.
1076	01:00:28,916	01:00:30,500	Did I have my clothes on?	Did I have my clothes on?
1077	01:00:32,916	01:00:35,291	I didn't either.	I didn't either.
1078	01:00:36,208	01:00:37,291	Mr. Lin,	Mr. Lin,
1079	01:00:37,375	01:00:39,375	there's something on your mind.	there's something on your mind.
1080	01:00:40,541	01:00:41,583	Mr. Kato.	Mr. Kato.
1081	01:00:42,208	01:00:43,500	How did you know?	How did you know?
1082	01:00:46,458	01:00:47,916	If not,	If not,
1083	01:00:48,666	01:00:50,625	that bear wouldn't be like that.	that bear wouldn't be like that.
1084	01:00:55,125	01:00:56,833	I've had a crush on a girl	I've had a crush on a girl
1085	01:00:56,916	01:00:58,458	for nearly 30 years.	for nearly 30 years.
1086	01:00:59,041	01:01:00,416	I met her recently.	I met her recently.
1087	01:01:01,875	01:01:03,041	Is she married?	Is she married?
1088	01:01:04,958	01:01:06,416	Does she have a boyfriend?	Does she have a boyfriend?
1089	01:01:08,166	01:01:09,708	You don't have to worry then.	You don't have to worry then.
1090	01:01:10,458	01:01:12,166	Go get her.	Go get her.
1091	01:01:14,541	01:01:15,708	But	But
1092	01:01:15,791	01:01:17,083	she is a hooker.	she is a hooker.
1093	01:01:19,583	01:01:20,875	Mr. Lin.	Mr. Lin.
1094	01:01:20,958	01:01:23,666	How could that be a problem?	How could that be a problem?
1095	01:01:24,333	01:01:27,208	Do you know how many AV actresses I've had sex with?	Do you know how many AV actresses I've had sex with?
1096	01:01:28,375	01:01:30,250	We are ordinary people.	We are ordinary people.
1097	01:01:30,791	01:01:32,458	We fell in love.	We fell in love.
1098	01:01:33,250	01:01:35,000	We get our hearts broken.	We get our hearts broken.
1099	01:01:36,041	01:01:37,416	Our job	Our job
1100	01:01:37,500	01:01:39,083	and your goddess's job	and your goddess's job
1101	01:01:39,166	01:01:42,958	is to bring happiness to this world.	is to bring happiness to this world.
1102	01:01:45,250	01:01:48,666	If you truly love your goddess,	If you truly love your goddess,
1103	01:01:49,916	01:01:52,375	you should bring her happiness too.	you should bring her happiness too.
1104	01:01:54,583	01:01:55,750	I will now	I will now
1105	01:01:56,625	01:01:58,041	pass my wisdom	pass my wisdom
1106	01:01:58,791	01:02:00,291	and mastery	and mastery
1107	01:02:01,666	01:02:03,000	all to you.	all to you.
1108	01:02:04,625	01:02:06,083	You are my only apprentice	You are my only apprentice
1109	01:02:06,166	01:02:07,625	in Taiwan.	in Taiwan.
1110	01:02:08,875	01:02:10,875	Come, give me your hand.	Come, give me your hand.
1111	01:02:12,250	01:02:13,750	Hold my fingers.	Hold my fingers.
1112	01:02:37,166	01:02:38,625	Open your hand.	Open your hand.
1113	01:02:41,083	01:02:42,750	Look.	Look.
1114	01:02:53,125	01:02:54,125	You got this.	You got this.
1115	01:02:58,333	01:03:00,083	Thank you.	Thank you.
1116	01:03:20,791	01:03:21,833	What…	What…
1117	01:03:21,916	01:03:23,666	What I…	What I…
1118	01:03:24,500	01:03:25,458	What I do…	What I do…
1119	01:03:25,541	01:03:27,375	You…	You…
1120	01:03:27,875	01:03:29,875	We're okay with what you do.	We're okay with what you do.
1121	01:03:30,625	01:03:32,166	It's a good thing.	It's a good thing.
1122	01:03:32,750	01:03:34,208	Why wouldn't it be okay?	Why wouldn't it be okay?
1123	01:03:41,666	01:03:44,541	You…	You…
1124	01:03:45,083	01:03:46,000	Your…	Your…
1125	01:03:46,875	01:03:48,000	husband…	husband…
1126	01:03:48,083	01:03:49,083	He…	He…
1127	01:03:53,125	01:03:54,125	My husband	My husband
1128	01:03:55,500	01:03:58,083	passed away when A-Qiao was little.	passed away when A-Qiao was little.
1129	01:03:58,166	01:03:59,708	He was a construction worker.	He was a construction worker.
1130	01:04:00,250	01:04:02,208	In order to afford a house,	In order to afford a house,
1131	01:04:02,291	01:04:03,791	he worked too hard.	he worked too hard.
1132	01:04:05,333	01:04:07,833	One day, he was too exhausted.	One day, he was too exhausted.
1133	01:04:08,416	01:04:10,583	He fell from a high place	He fell from a high place
1134	01:04:10,666	01:04:11,791	and died.	and died.
1135	01:04:12,833	01:04:14,833	Mom was taking care of me	Mom was taking care of me
1136	01:04:15,541	01:04:17,291	and didn't have time for a boyfriend.	and didn't have time for a boyfriend.
1137	01:04:19,625	01:04:22,875	Who would want a poor woman	Who would want a poor woman
1138	01:04:25,666	01:04:27,333	with a child?	with a child?
1139	01:04:30,166	01:04:31,458	I…	I…
1140	01:04:31,541	01:04:33,166	I…	I…
1141	01:04:33,250	01:04:35,666	I make…	I make…
1142	01:04:36,541	01:04:37,791	paper…	paper…
1143	01:04:37,875	01:04:39,416	Also…	Also…
1144	01:04:39,916	01:04:41,375	no…	no…
1145	01:04:41,458	01:04:43,041	Blockage thinks women	Blockage thinks women
1146	01:04:43,125	01:04:45,208	are also afraid of his paper models.	are also afraid of his paper models.
1147	01:04:45,291	01:04:47,041	Besides, he's poor	Besides, he's poor
1148	01:04:47,125	01:04:48,958	so he never got a girlfriend.	so he never got a girlfriend.
1149	01:04:55,750	01:04:57,000	People…	People…
1150	01:04:57,083	01:04:59,625	People…	People…
1151	01:04:59,708	01:05:00,958	whole…	whole…
1152	01:05:01,041	01:05:03,333	Whole life…	Whole life…
1153	01:05:03,416	01:05:05,125	afford…	afford…
1154	01:05:05,916	01:05:06,833	Afford…	Afford…
1155	01:05:07,875	01:05:09,916	Many people spend their whole life working	Many people spend their whole life working
1156	01:05:10,000	01:05:11,666	and still can't afford a house.	and still can't afford a house.
1157	01:05:14,083	01:05:15,916	I make…	I make…
1158	01:05:16,000	01:05:17,416	paper houses…	paper houses…
1159	01:05:17,500	01:05:18,750	for…	for…
1160	01:05:18,833	01:05:20,708	the dead…	the dead…
1161	01:05:21,583	01:05:24,416	Blockage makes paper houses for the dead	Blockage makes paper houses for the dead
1162	01:05:25,000	01:05:28,208	to help them achieve what they couldn't in life.	to help them achieve what they couldn't in life.
1163	01:05:29,208	01:05:30,333	After they die,	After they die,
1164	01:05:31,000	01:05:33,625	their souls can rest in peace.	their souls can rest in peace.
1165	01:05:35,458	01:05:36,833	When they leave,	When they leave,
1166	01:05:36,916	01:05:38,416	they'll have no regrets.	they'll have no regrets.
1167	01:05:43,166	01:05:44,125	Blockage.	Blockage.
1168	01:05:44,791	01:05:46,208	Do you like my mom?	Do you like my mom?
1169	01:05:49,708	01:05:51,875	I…	I…
1170	01:05:53,458	01:05:54,375	I…	I…
1171	01:05:55,250	01:05:56,166	I am…	I am…
1172	01:05:56,750	01:05:58,291	serious…	serious…
1173	01:05:58,375	01:06:00,250	Seriously will…	Seriously will…
1174	01:06:00,333	01:06:02,041	Mom, what is he saying?	Mom, what is he saying?
1175	01:06:03,291	01:06:04,333	I…	I…
1176	01:06:04,416	01:06:05,791	I don't know	I don't know
1177	01:06:05,875	01:06:07,125	what he's saying.	what he's saying.
1178	01:06:07,625	01:06:09,625	But you know everything he says.	But you know everything he says.
1179	01:06:11,791	01:06:12,750	I…	I…
1180	01:06:15,208	01:06:16,083	will…	will…
1181	01:06:16,583	01:06:17,708	Will…	Will…
1182	01:06:17,791	01:06:19,583	Why are you stuttering too?	Why are you stuttering too?
1183	01:06:20,791	01:06:22,041	He says that	He says that
1184	01:06:22,125	01:06:23,333	-he is serious-- -Don't.	-he is serious-- -Don't.
1185	01:06:25,500	01:06:27,125	He is serious	He is serious
1186	01:06:27,208	01:06:28,208	about us.	about us.
1187	01:06:36,500	01:06:38,291	After several dates,	After several dates,
1188	01:06:38,916	01:06:42,000	A-Yue started helping at the paper shop.	A-Yue started helping at the paper shop.
1189	01:06:42,875	01:06:44,500	Although they're not married yet,	Although they're not married yet,
1190	01:06:45,125	01:06:48,541	A-Yue already made it her home.	A-Yue already made it her home.
1191	01:06:49,708	01:06:52,166	Not only did she clean the house,	Not only did she clean the house,
1192	01:06:52,791	01:06:55,458	but she also became the shop receptionist.	but she also became the shop receptionist.
1193	01:06:55,541	01:06:58,791	Blockage, you're going to Director Guo's funeral home at 4:30 p.m.	Blockage, you're going to Director Guo's funeral home at 4:30 p.m.
1194	01:06:58,875	01:07:01,166	She became in charge of	She became in charge of
1195	01:07:01,250	01:07:03,125	all outside liaisons.	all outside liaisons.
1196	01:07:04,583	01:07:07,541	A-Yue is a simple woman.	A-Yue is a simple woman.
1197	01:07:08,416	01:07:10,916	Because of her simplicity,	Because of her simplicity,
1198	01:07:11,000	01:07:13,541	she understands everything Blockage says.	she understands everything Blockage says.
1199	01:07:17,583	01:07:19,000	The milkfish soup is ready.	The milkfish soup is ready.
1200	01:07:39,125	01:07:40,666	I'll bring it to Granny.	I'll bring it to Granny.
1201	01:07:47,000	01:07:51,791	RECEPTION CENTER	RECEPTION CENTER
1202	01:07:51,875	01:07:54,416	A-Ya, can you edit my fingers to be longer?	A-Ya, can you edit my fingers to be longer?
1203	01:07:54,916	01:07:55,875	Yes.	Yes.
1204	01:07:57,708	01:07:58,708	That's good.	That's good.
1205	01:07:58,791	01:08:00,375	Too long isn't natural either.	Too long isn't natural either.
1206	01:08:00,458	01:08:02,416	Pointing like this and the slogan says,	Pointing like this and the slogan says,
1207	01:08:02,500	01:08:03,958	"Tomorrow will be better."	"Tomorrow will be better."
1208	01:08:07,750	01:08:08,708	Congressman.	Congressman.
1209	01:08:08,791	01:08:10,375	This is the mock-up.	This is the mock-up.
1210	01:08:10,458	01:08:11,500	We want to show you	We want to show you
1211	01:08:11,583	01:08:12,875	and get your approval.	and get your approval.
1212	01:08:14,625	01:08:15,708	You came up with this?	You came up with this?
1213	01:08:17,000	01:08:18,833	We designed it together.	We designed it together.
1214	01:08:24,166	01:08:25,208	So	So
1215	01:08:25,875	01:08:27,500	you gave up on "All ears."	you gave up on "All ears."
1216	01:08:28,916	01:08:30,666	"Tomorrow will be better."	"Tomorrow will be better."
1217	01:08:33,125	01:08:34,916	And I'm worse then?	And I'm worse then?
1218	01:08:37,791	01:08:38,666	Congressman.	Congressman.
1219	01:08:39,625	01:08:41,333	Let's go to the bathroom.	Let's go to the bathroom.
1220	01:08:43,000	01:08:44,166	Why?	Why?
1221	01:08:44,250	01:08:46,125	Does my face make you want to take a piss?	Does my face make you want to take a piss?
1222	01:08:54,208	01:08:55,250	Congressman.	Congressman.
1223	01:08:55,333	01:08:56,250	Let's go.	Let's go.
1224	01:09:09,375	01:09:10,416	My brother Gao.	My brother Gao.
1225	01:09:11,958	01:09:13,166	I often ask myself	I often ask myself
1226	01:09:13,250	01:09:16,041	why I received the honor of your help.	why I received the honor of your help.
1227	01:09:17,875	01:09:19,750	Then just shut your mouth	Then just shut your mouth
1228	01:09:19,833	01:09:20,833	and be all ears.	and be all ears.
1229	01:09:24,333	01:09:26,208	I know I am just a puppet.	I know I am just a puppet.
1230	01:09:28,125	01:09:29,125	But let me tell you,	But let me tell you,
1231	01:09:29,208	01:09:30,875	I have my own thoughts too.	I have my own thoughts too.
1232	01:09:31,666	01:09:33,625	Now that the ballot number has been drawn,	Now that the ballot number has been drawn,
1233	01:09:33,708	01:09:35,250	it's too late to make a substitution.	it's too late to make a substitution.
1234	01:09:37,000	01:09:38,875	I can just throw the election.	I can just throw the election.
1235	01:09:39,708	01:09:41,208	I've got nothing to lose.	I've got nothing to lose.
1236	01:09:42,375	01:09:43,916	But it's a different story for you.	But it's a different story for you.
1237	01:09:45,750	01:09:47,541	Do you think I'll let you go?	Do you think I'll let you go?
1238	01:09:49,375	01:09:50,208	No.	No.
1239	01:09:50,708	01:09:52,791	But there are more people who won't let you go.	But there are more people who won't let you go.
1240	01:09:54,000	01:09:55,333	Your sponsors,	Your sponsors,
1241	01:09:55,416	01:09:56,708	your patrons who handle problems,	your patrons who handle problems,
1242	01:09:56,791	01:09:58,208	and your financing organizations.	and your financing organizations.
1243	01:10:02,125	01:10:03,333	You've gone too far.	You've gone too far.
1244	01:10:04,708	01:10:06,000	I'm not done yet.	I'm not done yet.
1245	01:10:08,208	01:10:09,500	Now it's you who needs me,	Now it's you who needs me,
1246	01:10:09,583	01:10:10,833	not I who need you.	not I who need you.
1247	01:10:16,458	01:10:18,833	Make tomorrow better then.	Make tomorrow better then.
1248	01:10:24,958	01:10:26,166	But I'm telling you,	But I'm telling you,
1249	01:10:27,500	01:10:29,083	stay away from Val é rie.	stay away from Val é rie.
1250	01:11:03,000	01:11:06,583	PROMOTE FOLKLORE CULTURAL HERITAGE	PROMOTE FOLKLORE CULTURAL HERITAGE
1251	01:11:06,666	01:11:08,041	There's the bride!	There's the bride!
1252	01:11:08,125	01:11:09,583	We're here.	We're here.
1253	01:11:10,583	01:11:12,083	-So beautiful! -My goodness!	-So beautiful! -My goodness!
1254	01:11:12,166	01:11:13,958	-You're so beautiful! -Gosh!	-You're so beautiful! -Gosh!
1255	01:11:14,041	01:11:16,458	-You look so happy. -Congratulations.	-You look so happy. -Congratulations.
1256	01:11:17,666	01:11:19,666	-You're so noisy, he is sleeping. -Be good.	-You're so noisy, he is sleeping. -Be good.
1257	01:11:19,750	01:11:20,916	I love you.	I love you.
1258	01:11:21,000	01:11:22,875	Wait, let's take a group picture.	Wait, let's take a group picture.
1259	01:11:22,958	01:11:24,958	Three, two, one.	Three, two, one.
1260	01:11:28,000	01:11:29,458	-You're so happy. -Indeed.	-You're so happy. -Indeed.
1261	01:11:30,041	01:11:32,083	I can't believe you're the first to marry.	I can't believe you're the first to marry.
1262	01:11:32,875	01:11:35,166	-What? -You sound a little jealous.	-What? -You sound a little jealous.
1263	01:11:35,250	01:11:36,250	Of course.	Of course.
1264	01:11:36,333	01:11:38,750	Look at me, do I have a choice?	Look at me, do I have a choice?
1265	01:11:38,833	01:11:41,750	-Where did you get knocked up? -Your bump looks so big now.	-Where did you get knocked up? -Your bump looks so big now.
1266	01:11:43,750	01:11:45,416	-Tell us. -How?	-Tell us. -How?
1267	01:11:45,500	01:11:47,000	At a comic book store.	At a comic book store.
1268	01:11:48,291	01:11:51,208	-You're crazy. -Right!	-You're crazy. -Right!
1269	01:11:51,291	01:11:52,166	You're crazy.	You're crazy.
1270	01:11:52,250	01:11:54,250	The cubicles are so small…	The cubicles are so small…
1271	01:11:54,833	01:11:56,125	-How did you do it? -He covered her mouth.	-How did you do it? -He covered her mouth.
1272	01:11:56,208	01:11:57,833	You know…	You know…
1273	01:11:57,916	01:11:58,750	Covered my mouth?	Covered my mouth?
1274	01:11:58,833	01:12:01,166	How did you know?	How did you know?
1275	01:12:04,708	01:12:08,000	I want to tell you Fan Man's story.	I want to tell you Fan Man's story.
1276	01:12:08,916	01:12:11,416	When Fan Man worked in Taipei,	When Fan Man worked in Taipei,
1277	01:12:11,500	01:12:13,083	he rarely slept	he rarely slept
1278	01:12:13,166	01:12:14,291	and dreamt a lot.	and dreamt a lot.
1279	01:12:15,125	01:12:18,166	After he returned to southern Taiwan, the problem stayed.	After he returned to southern Taiwan, the problem stayed.
1280	01:12:19,166	01:12:20,416	When he couldn't sleep,	When he couldn't sleep,
1281	01:12:20,500	01:12:24,291	he would go to the 24-hour comic book store.	he would go to the 24-hour comic book store.
1282	01:12:25,041	01:12:27,000	That's how he met A-Zen	That's how he met A-Zen
1283	01:12:27,083	01:12:29,458	who also couldn't sleep.	who also couldn't sleep.
1284	01:12:30,458	01:12:32,625	A-Zen's job was in Taipei	A-Zen's job was in Taipei
1285	01:12:32,708	01:12:35,000	with business trips to southern Taiwan.	with business trips to southern Taiwan.
1286	01:12:35,083	01:12:36,541	When she couldn't sleep,	When she couldn't sleep,
1287	01:12:36,625	01:12:38,333	she would go to comic book stores.	she would go to comic book stores.
1288	01:12:39,291	01:12:41,333	A-Zen loves comic books.	A-Zen loves comic books.
1289	01:12:41,875	01:12:44,458	She would read until she collapsed,	She would read until she collapsed,
1290	01:12:44,541	01:12:46,625	squeaking, and giggling.	squeaking, and giggling.
1291	01:12:47,541	01:12:49,000	That was how Fan Man	That was how Fan Man
1292	01:12:49,083	01:12:50,708	noticed A-Zen.	noticed A-Zen.
1293	01:12:50,791	01:12:52,375	It was because of her laughter.	It was because of her laughter.
1294	01:12:52,958	01:12:56,500	At first, the two sat back to back.	At first, the two sat back to back.
1295	01:12:57,083	01:12:58,916	Then, they sat face to face.	Then, they sat face to face.
1296	01:12:59,625	01:13:00,583	Later,	Later,
1297	01:13:00,666	01:13:03,166	they simply sat together for warmth.	they simply sat together for warmth.
1298	01:13:04,083	01:13:04,958	In the end,	In the end,
1299	01:13:05,041	01:13:07,833	they entered the bridal chamber,	they entered the bridal chamber,
1300	01:13:08,541	01:13:11,083	which was a comic book cubicle.	which was a comic book cubicle.
1301	01:14:02,833	01:14:04,375	Let's congratulate them.	Let's congratulate them.
1302	01:14:04,458	01:14:05,416	Congratulations!	Congratulations!
1303	01:14:05,500	01:14:07,583	With his incredible talent	With his incredible talent
1304	01:14:07,666	01:14:09,958	and her well-known virtue,	and her well-known virtue,
1305	01:14:10,041	01:14:12,833	they are a peerless couple.	they are a peerless couple.
1306	01:14:12,916	01:14:16,250	The groom is handsome and smart.	The groom is handsome and smart.
1307	01:14:16,333	01:14:18,708	The bride is lovely and sweet.	The bride is lovely and sweet.
1308	01:14:18,791	01:14:20,708	After the consummation tonight,	After the consummation tonight,
1309	01:14:20,791	01:14:23,458	they will welcome an offspring next year.	they will welcome an offspring next year.
1310	01:14:27,208	01:14:29,833	We have a lot of VIPs today.	We have a lot of VIPs today.
1311	01:14:29,916	01:14:33,416	Congressman Gao is also here with us.	Congressman Gao is also here with us.
1312	01:14:33,500	01:14:37,083	Let's welcome him to the stage for a few words.	Let's welcome him to the stage for a few words.
1313	01:14:37,166	01:14:39,916	Let's give a round of applause to Congressman Gao.	Let's give a round of applause to Congressman Gao.
1314	01:14:41,208	01:14:42,625	Congratulations!	Congratulations!
1315	01:14:45,000	01:14:46,250	Ladies and gentlemen,	Ladies and gentlemen,
1316	01:14:48,041	01:14:49,708	I am Congressman Gao	I am Congressman Gao
1317	01:14:49,791	01:14:52,666	who values justice and our community.	who values justice and our community.
1318	01:14:53,791	01:14:55,041	We are here today	We are here today
1319	01:14:55,125	01:14:57,500	to bless these newlyweds.	to bless these newlyweds.
1320	01:14:57,583	01:14:59,333	To a long life together	To a long life together
1321	01:14:59,416	01:15:00,916	and may they soon have a son	and may they soon have a son
1322	01:15:01,625	01:15:04,875	to vitalize our nation.	to vitalize our nation.
1323	01:15:04,958	01:15:06,916	Let's raise our glasses.	Let's raise our glasses.
1324	01:15:07,500	01:15:08,333	Here.	Here.
1325	01:15:09,125	01:15:10,625	MING-TIAN WU	MING-TIAN WU
1326	01:15:10,708	01:15:12,208	Let's drink.	Let's drink.
1327	01:15:12,291	01:15:13,416	Cheers!	Cheers!
1328	01:15:14,375	01:15:15,208	Cheers!	Cheers!
1329	01:15:23,000	01:15:24,375	This election	This election
1330	01:15:24,458	01:15:26,416	has become very competitive.	has become very competitive.
1331	01:15:27,250	01:15:30,166	Because I have other personal plans,	Because I have other personal plans,
1332	01:15:30,791	01:15:33,958	our party has nominated a newcomer, Ming-Tian Wu,	our party has nominated a newcomer, Ming-Tian Wu,
1333	01:15:34,041	01:15:35,916	to continue serving you.	to continue serving you.
1334	01:15:36,625	01:15:37,500	Please support.	Please support.
1335	01:15:37,583	01:15:40,666	-I urge you to support Ming-Tian Wu -Please support.	-I urge you to support Ming-Tian Wu -Please support.
1336	01:15:40,750	01:15:43,125	as you have supported me, okay?	as you have supported me, okay?
1337	01:15:43,208	01:15:45,333	-Okay! -Cherish Congressman Gao.	-Okay! -Cherish Congressman Gao.
1338	01:15:45,416	01:15:47,208	-Support Ming-Tian Wu. -Support Ming-Tian Wu.	-Support Ming-Tian Wu. -Support Ming-Tian Wu.
1339	01:15:47,291	01:15:49,333	-Cherish Congressman Gao. -Cherish Congressman Gao.	-Cherish Congressman Gao. -Cherish Congressman Gao.
1340	01:15:49,416	01:15:51,166	-Support Ming-Tian Wu. -Support Ming-Tian Wu.	-Support Ming-Tian Wu. -Support Ming-Tian Wu.
1341	01:15:52,500	01:15:56,416	Although Tom is a young man,	Although Tom is a young man,
1342	01:15:57,250	01:15:59,375	as a film director,	as a film director,
1343	01:15:59,875	01:16:02,208	he could have pursued his career in Taipei.	he could have pursued his career in Taipei.
1344	01:16:03,000	01:16:05,958	Yet he chose to stay	Yet he chose to stay
1345	01:16:06,041	01:16:09,125	and contribute to his hometown.	and contribute to his hometown.
1346	01:16:14,375	01:16:15,750	Thank you, everyone.	Thank you, everyone.
1347	01:16:16,625	01:16:18,791	My fellow villagers,	My fellow villagers,
1348	01:16:19,333	01:16:21,750	I'll be all ears for your opinions	I'll be all ears for your opinions
1349	01:16:22,458	01:16:23,958	and build for everyone	and build for everyone
1350	01:16:24,041	01:16:26,583	a city for arts and a cultural metropolis.	a city for arts and a cultural metropolis.
1351	01:16:26,666	01:16:29,916	Please support me! Give me a chance to serve you.	Please support me! Give me a chance to serve you.
1352	01:16:30,000	01:16:30,958	Please support me.	Please support me.
1353	01:16:31,041	01:16:32,000	Please support me.	Please support me.
1354	01:16:35,833	01:16:38,458	-Victory! -Victory!	-Victory! -Victory!
1355	01:16:38,541	01:16:39,916	Let Ming-Tian Wu	Let Ming-Tian Wu
1356	01:16:40,000	01:16:42,958	lead us to a better tomorrow.	lead us to a better tomorrow.
1357	01:16:43,666	01:16:45,291	Let's make tomorrow better.	Let's make tomorrow better.
1358	01:16:45,958	01:16:47,791	"Tom-orrow" will be better!	"Tom-orrow" will be better!
1359	01:16:48,625	01:16:52,208	-Tomorrow will be better. -Tomorrow will be better.	-Tomorrow will be better. -Tomorrow will be better.
1360	01:16:52,291	01:16:54,958	-Tomorrow will be better. -Thank you!	-Tomorrow will be better. -Thank you!
1361	01:16:55,458	01:16:57,666	Everyone who is here today,	Everyone who is here today,
1362	01:16:57,750	01:17:00,625	please get ten of your friends to vote.	please get ten of your friends to vote.
1363	01:17:00,708	01:17:03,916	Send Ming-Tian Wu to Congress, okay?	Send Ming-Tian Wu to Congress, okay?
1364	01:17:04,000	01:17:05,666	-Thank you! -Okay!	-Thank you! -Okay!
1365	01:17:05,750	01:17:06,583	Thank you!	Thank you!
1366	01:17:06,666	01:17:08,083	Cherish Congressman Gao.	Cherish Congressman Gao.
1367	01:17:08,166	01:17:09,791	Support Ming-Tian Wu.	Support Ming-Tian Wu.
1368	01:17:09,875	01:17:11,708	Cherish Congressman Gao.	Cherish Congressman Gao.
1369	01:17:11,791	01:17:13,416	Support Ming-Tian Wu.	Support Ming-Tian Wu.
1370	01:17:13,500	01:17:15,375	Cherish Congressman Gao.	Cherish Congressman Gao.
1371	01:17:15,458	01:17:18,416	Thank you, dear friends,	Thank you, dear friends,
1372	01:17:18,500	01:17:21,083	for giving your blessings	for giving your blessings
1373	01:17:21,166	01:17:23,708	to the bride and groom today.	to the bride and groom today.
1374	01:17:23,791	01:17:28,375	Please excuse them so that they can change their outfit	Please excuse them so that they can change their outfit
1375	01:17:28,458	01:17:33,208	and they'll return to share a toast with us.	and they'll return to share a toast with us.
1376	01:17:36,416	01:17:37,291	Fan Man.	Fan Man.
1377	01:17:38,875	01:17:39,875	Are you all right?	Are you all right?
1378	01:17:42,500	01:17:43,833	Tom turned your wedding	Tom turned your wedding
1379	01:17:43,916	01:17:45,625	into his campaign rally.	into his campaign rally.
1380	01:17:46,958	01:17:48,208	What bullshit.	What bullshit.
1381	01:17:48,291	01:17:49,791	It doesn't matter.	It doesn't matter.
1382	01:17:49,875	01:17:51,500	We're friends.	We're friends.
1383	01:17:52,000	01:17:53,500	So many people came	So many people came
1384	01:17:53,583	01:17:55,416	so it'll help his campaign.	so it'll help his campaign.
1385	01:17:56,750	01:17:57,958	What's wrong then?	What's wrong then?
1386	01:18:03,916	01:18:05,041	I don't know.	I don't know.
1387	01:18:06,250	01:18:07,500	I'm getting married today	I'm getting married today
1388	01:18:08,416	01:18:10,041	and a child is coming.	and a child is coming.
1389	01:18:10,541	01:18:11,875	Isn't it great?	Isn't it great?
1390	01:18:13,458	01:18:14,666	Fuck you.	Fuck you.
1391	01:18:14,750	01:18:16,291	I have nothing.	I have nothing.
1392	01:18:17,125	01:18:19,166	A-Zen is a good girl.	A-Zen is a good girl.
1393	01:18:19,916	01:18:21,583	I don't know why she likes me.	I don't know why she likes me.
1394	01:18:23,375	01:18:25,583	I always thought I was a lonely guy.	I always thought I was a lonely guy.
1395	01:18:27,166	01:18:28,625	I would buy	I would buy
1396	01:18:29,166	01:18:30,333	a small house	a small house
1397	01:18:30,833	01:18:32,458	with a parking space	with a parking space
1398	01:18:33,250	01:18:35,125	and live with my mom.	and live with my mom.
1399	01:18:35,208	01:18:36,291	That'd be enough.	That'd be enough.
1400	01:18:38,875	01:18:40,625	Can I make A-Zen happy?	Can I make A-Zen happy?
1401	01:18:41,541	01:18:44,333	Two people will be happy if both of them put in efforts.	Two people will be happy if both of them put in efforts.
1402	01:18:47,125	01:18:49,416	I always thought life was simple.	I always thought life was simple.
1403	01:18:51,791	01:18:53,083	Study hard.	Study hard.
1404	01:18:54,291	01:18:55,750	Get a job.	Get a job.
1405	01:18:57,083	01:18:58,958	Marry someone you like.	Marry someone you like.
1406	01:19:01,750	01:19:03,416	But now, fuck.	But now, fuck.
1407	01:19:04,458	01:19:06,458	I work hard on everything,	I work hard on everything,
1408	01:19:06,541	01:19:08,625	but everything turns to shit.	but everything turns to shit.
1409	01:19:10,125	01:19:11,416	Fan Man.	Fan Man.
1410	01:19:11,500	01:19:13,250	That is how life is.	That is how life is.
1411	01:19:14,375	01:19:15,916	You worry too much.	You worry too much.
1412	01:19:17,041	01:19:18,500	Your wife is ready.	Your wife is ready.
1413	01:19:18,583	01:19:19,916	Get ready to toast.	Get ready to toast.
1414	01:19:25,416	01:19:27,000	All of us know	All of us know
1415	01:19:27,083	01:19:29,916	that Tom's breakfast is delicately plated.	that Tom's breakfast is delicately plated.
1416	01:19:30,666	01:19:32,375	Most of the time,	Most of the time,
1417	01:19:32,458	01:19:33,833	it's a salmon fillet	it's a salmon fillet
1418	01:19:33,916	01:19:35,791	with some tasty sides.	with some tasty sides.
1419	01:19:36,583	01:19:38,666	But today, A-Zhi has prepared	But today, A-Zhi has prepared
1420	01:19:39,250	01:19:42,791	a special dish to terrify Tom.	a special dish to terrify Tom.
1421	01:19:54,416	01:19:56,541	Why did you put your underwear on the plate?	Why did you put your underwear on the plate?
1422	01:19:58,708	01:20:01,000	When's the last time you saw my underwear?	When's the last time you saw my underwear?
1423	01:20:01,083	01:20:03,166	You don't even know what it looks like.	You don't even know what it looks like.
1424	01:20:03,750	01:20:05,500	Would this fit me?	Would this fit me?
1425	01:20:08,125	01:20:09,416	Whose is this then?	Whose is this then?
1426	01:20:11,666	01:20:12,791	I'm asking you.	I'm asking you.
1427	01:20:16,333	01:20:18,166	I really don't know.	I really don't know.
1428	01:20:20,625	01:20:21,958	Ming-Tian Wu.	Ming-Tian Wu.
1429	01:20:22,750	01:20:26,083	Why was this in your pocket?	Why was this in your pocket?
1430	01:20:28,458	01:20:29,583	I don't know.	I don't know.
1431	01:20:33,833	01:20:36,333	Ming-Tian Wu, you son of a bitch.	Ming-Tian Wu, you son of a bitch.
1432	01:20:38,625	01:20:40,625	You son of a bitch!	You son of a bitch!
1433	01:20:42,000	01:20:43,250	How long have I been with you?	How long have I been with you?
1434	01:20:43,333	01:20:45,291	How much shit have we been through?	How much shit have we been through?
1435	01:20:47,291	01:20:50,208	I buy my underwear from street vendors!	I buy my underwear from street vendors!
1436	01:20:50,291	01:20:51,416	Cotton made!	Cotton made!
1437	01:20:51,500	01:20:54,250	I can't even buy new ones when they loosen!	I can't even buy new ones when they loosen!
1438	01:20:54,333	01:20:57,000	You heartless damn asshole!	You heartless damn asshole!
1439	01:21:02,791	01:21:04,666	I didn't dare have children…	I didn't dare have children…
1440	01:21:07,708	01:21:10,208	for your sake.	for your sake.
1441	01:21:10,750	01:21:13,000	I had two abortions without telling you.	I had two abortions without telling you.
1442	01:21:16,791	01:21:18,250	All for you	All for you
1443	01:21:18,333	01:21:21,291	and your endless movie dream!	and your endless movie dream!
1444	01:21:22,000	01:21:24,833	You shameless shit!	You shameless shit!
1445	01:21:27,583	01:21:29,250	Are you done?	Are you done?
1446	01:21:36,750	01:21:37,625	A-Zhi.	A-Zhi.
1447	01:21:38,875	01:21:40,958	I don't know whose underwear that is.	I don't know whose underwear that is.
1448	01:21:42,500	01:21:43,625	Trust me.	Trust me.
1449	01:21:44,208	01:21:46,458	I'll find out who set me up.	I'll find out who set me up.
1450	01:21:57,250	01:21:58,875	After the incident blew up,	After the incident blew up,
1451	01:21:58,958	01:22:01,000	Tom ran out to find	Tom ran out to find
1452	01:22:01,083	01:22:03,291	the person who set him up.	the person who set him up.
1453	01:22:04,041	01:22:05,416	But in fact,	But in fact,
1454	01:22:05,500	01:22:06,875	the underwear	the underwear
1455	01:22:06,958	01:22:09,500	was a souvenir	was a souvenir
1456	01:22:09,583	01:22:11,250	from when Tom had coffee	from when Tom had coffee
1457	01:22:11,333	01:22:13,291	with Val é rie in the office.	with Val é rie in the office.
1458	01:22:14,125	01:22:15,791	Since then,	Since then,
1459	01:22:15,875	01:22:18,708	Tom kept it in his pocket,	Tom kept it in his pocket,
1460	01:22:18,791	01:22:22,500	slipping his hand in to play with it from time to time	slipping his hand in to play with it from time to time
1461	01:22:22,583	01:22:24,625	or taking it out to sniff	or taking it out to sniff
1462	01:22:24,708	01:22:26,416	when no one is around.	when no one is around.
1463	01:22:28,541	01:22:30,708	I thought you were busy campaigning.	I thought you were busy campaigning.
1464	01:22:31,291	01:22:33,458	How could I miss a friend's housewarming party?	How could I miss a friend's housewarming party?
1465	01:22:33,541	01:22:34,500	Where's the house?	Where's the house?
1466	01:22:35,416	01:22:36,500	Here.	Here.
1467	01:22:36,583	01:22:37,583	This?	This?
1468	01:22:38,291	01:22:40,625	No doubt. I have already asked.	No doubt. I have already asked.
1469	01:22:42,583	01:22:43,500	Let's go.	Let's go.
1470	01:22:48,583	01:22:50,375	From…	From…
1471	01:22:50,458	01:22:52,166	-the back. -The back. Yes.	-the back. -The back. Yes.
1472	01:23:16,291	01:23:17,875	Fuck. Blockage.	Fuck. Blockage.
1473	01:23:17,958	01:23:19,500	Are you fucking crazy?	Are you fucking crazy?
1474	01:23:21,416	01:23:23,375	Do you really want to move here?	Do you really want to move here?
1475	01:23:23,458	01:23:25,458	Yes.	Yes.
1476	01:23:27,166	01:23:28,833	Does this dog bark?	Does this dog bark?
1477	01:23:30,541	01:23:31,875	You idiot.	You idiot.
1478	01:23:33,625	01:23:35,666	Enter…	Enter…
1479	01:23:35,750	01:23:37,708	-Sit. -Okay.	-Sit. -Okay.
1480	01:23:37,791	01:23:39,833	Take…	Take…
1481	01:23:39,916	01:23:41,500	-Take off our shoes? -Yes.	-Take off our shoes? -Yes.
1482	01:23:54,166	01:23:55,458	Idiot.	Idiot.
1483	01:23:57,958	01:23:58,791	Here.	Here.
1484	01:23:58,875	01:24:00,458	After you, Congressman.	After you, Congressman.
1485	01:24:17,250	01:24:18,583	Take the drinks.	Take the drinks.
1486	01:24:30,833	01:24:31,750	This is yours.	This is yours.
1487	01:24:33,208	01:24:34,250	Blockage.	Blockage.
1488	01:24:34,333	01:24:35,708	How long did it take to build this?	How long did it take to build this?
1489	01:24:37,458	01:24:38,750	Almost…	Almost…
1490	01:24:40,041	01:24:40,916	Almost…	Almost…
1491	01:24:41,583	01:24:42,875	six months.	six months.
1492	01:24:44,875	01:24:46,500	It's cool in here.	It's cool in here.
1493	01:24:46,583	01:24:47,916	No need for air conditioning.	No need for air conditioning.
1494	01:24:48,000	01:24:49,333	Is there a spirit?	Is there a spirit?
1495	01:24:49,416	01:24:50,291	Damn it.	Damn it.
1496	01:24:50,375	01:24:51,708	Stop that nonsense.	Stop that nonsense.
1497	01:24:53,500	01:24:54,708	Can I smoke?	Can I smoke?
1498	01:24:58,208	01:24:59,041	Yes.	Yes.
1499	01:24:59,125	01:25:00,541	But…	But…
1500	01:25:00,625	01:25:03,166	be…	be…
1501	01:25:03,250	01:25:04,083	careful.	careful.
1502	01:25:04,166	01:25:05,208	All right.	All right.
1503	01:25:14,458	01:25:15,875	Get the playing cards.	Get the playing cards.
1504	01:25:20,791	01:25:21,916	You made this too?	You made this too?
1505	01:25:22,458	01:25:25,083	I'm…	I'm…
1506	01:25:25,166	01:25:26,500	not…	not…
1507	01:25:26,583	01:25:28,333	that bored.	that bored.
1508	01:25:28,416	01:25:30,916	I bought it.	I bought it.
1509	01:25:34,833	01:25:36,041	Blockage.	Blockage.
1510	01:25:36,125	01:25:39,041	Why are there pillows and blankets here?	Why are there pillows and blankets here?
1511	01:25:39,625	01:25:40,541	I…	I…
1512	01:25:41,166	01:25:42,375	I…	I…
1513	01:25:43,041	01:25:44,875	sometimes…	sometimes…
1514	01:25:45,541	01:25:46,750	take a nap…	take a nap…
1515	01:25:48,333	01:25:49,791	here.	here.
1516	01:25:51,125	01:25:54,208	It really is a house warming party.	It really is a house warming party.
1517	01:26:16,208	01:26:17,916	The air stinks.	The air stinks.
1518	01:26:18,000	01:26:19,916	Blockage, open a window.	Blockage, open a window.
1519	01:26:24,666	01:26:25,708	There's really a window?	There's really a window?
1520	01:26:28,250	01:26:30,458	Fuck. There's a view too.	Fuck. There's a view too.
1521	01:26:31,041	01:26:32,541	It's…	It's…
1522	01:26:33,041	01:26:34,041	Mount…	Mount…
1523	01:26:34,125	01:26:35,250	Mount…	Mount…
1524	01:26:35,333	01:26:37,833	Mount Fuji.	Mount Fuji.
1525	01:26:38,958	01:26:39,958	Fuck.	Fuck.
1526	01:26:40,041	01:26:41,125	Amazing.	Amazing.
1527	01:26:42,958	01:26:44,083	I have an idea.	I have an idea.
1528	01:26:44,166	01:26:46,875	Tom, if you're stuck while writing scripts,	Tom, if you're stuck while writing scripts,
1529	01:26:46,958	01:26:48,750	just move in here.	just move in here.
1530	01:26:57,375	01:26:58,458	Script…	Script…
1531	01:26:58,958	01:27:00,875	Script…	Script…
1532	01:27:02,041	01:27:05,500	SCRIPT	SCRIPT
1533	01:27:05,583	01:27:07,291	Did you make this, Blockage?	Did you make this, Blockage?
1534	01:27:08,083	01:27:08,916	This…	This…
1535	01:27:09,000	01:27:10,166	This…	This…
1536	01:27:11,333	01:27:12,291	This is…	This is…
1537	01:27:12,375	01:27:14,041	for you.	for you.
1538	01:27:14,625	01:27:16,041	Are there words in it?	Are there words in it?
1539	01:27:16,625	01:27:18,625	Bullshit. There'll be words if you burn it.	Bullshit. There'll be words if you burn it.
1540	01:27:20,416	01:27:21,500	Bullshit.	Bullshit.
1541	01:27:33,208	01:27:34,166	What's that?	What's that?
1542	01:27:34,833	01:27:36,166	The school beauty?	The school beauty?
1543	01:27:37,375	01:27:39,625	You…	You…
1544	01:27:39,708	01:27:40,625	You want…	You want…
1545	01:27:40,708	01:27:41,791	Want…	Want…
1546	01:27:41,875	01:27:45,375	school beauty…	school beauty…
1547	01:27:46,333	01:27:47,791	I'll…	I'll…
1548	01:27:51,250	01:27:53,916	make one for you.	make one for you.
1549	01:27:54,458	01:27:56,333	Make one, your ass.	Make one, your ass.
1550	01:27:58,416	01:27:59,833	Did you go there?	Did you go there?
1551	01:27:59,916	01:28:01,166	No.	No.
1552	01:28:01,916	01:28:03,333	If you don't go, I will.	If you don't go, I will.
1553	01:28:04,000	01:28:05,333	I…	I…
1554	01:28:05,416	01:28:08,166	will…	will…
1555	01:28:08,250	01:28:09,833	go too.	go too.
1556	01:28:10,333	01:28:12,125	I'll go and canvass her vote.	I'll go and canvass her vote.
1557	01:28:15,250	01:28:16,833	Fuck. You would really dare to go?	Fuck. You would really dare to go?
1558	01:28:16,916	01:28:18,250	It's not whether we dare,	It's not whether we dare,
1559	01:28:19,166	01:28:20,666	but whether we would want to go.	but whether we would want to go.
1560	01:28:21,291	01:28:22,666	The school beauty is yours.	The school beauty is yours.
1561	01:28:25,708	01:28:27,333	Or…	Or…
1562	01:28:27,416	01:28:29,375	how about…	how about…
1563	01:28:29,458	01:28:31,208	you…	you…
1564	01:28:31,291	01:28:32,750	You go…	You go…
1565	01:28:33,458	01:28:35,458	and…	and…
1566	01:28:36,125	01:28:38,916	Seven…	Seven…
1567	01:28:39,000	01:28:40,791	Seven thousand…	Seven thousand…
1568	01:28:40,875	01:28:42,125	two hundred dollars…	two hundred dollars…
1569	01:28:42,208	01:28:43,375	Don't…	Don't…
1570	01:28:43,458	01:28:44,625	-Don't… -Don't pay me back?	-Don't… -Don't pay me back?
1571	01:28:44,708	01:28:47,000	Don't pay me back.	Don't pay me back.
1572	01:28:47,083	01:28:48,666	8,000 in total	8,000 in total
1573	01:28:48,750	01:28:50,958	plus money for room and shower.	plus money for room and shower.
1574	01:28:51,708	01:28:53,041	Fine, get the cards.	Fine, get the cards.
1575	01:28:53,875	01:28:55,500	Seize the day.	Seize the day.
1576	01:28:56,083	01:28:57,041	Be brave.	Be brave.
1577	01:28:59,375	01:29:00,375	-Again? -Fuck.	-Again? -Fuck.
1578	01:29:00,458	01:29:02,375	You got lucky earlier. Fine, a second bet.	You got lucky earlier. Fine, a second bet.
1579	01:29:02,958	01:29:04,500	-Scoop. -You too.	-Scoop. -You too.
1580	01:29:05,000	01:29:06,500	-I… -You too.	-I… -You too.
1581	01:29:06,583	01:29:07,583	Wait.	Wait.
1582	01:29:08,333	01:29:09,958	-Wait. -Fuck.	-Wait. -Fuck.
1583	01:29:10,875	01:29:12,833	The first time doesn't count.	The first time doesn't count.
1584	01:29:12,916	01:29:14,000	What the fuck?	What the fuck?
1585	01:29:14,083	01:29:16,000	No gambling at a housewarming.	No gambling at a housewarming.
1586	01:29:19,916	01:29:21,208	What's wrong, Tom?	What's wrong, Tom?
1587	01:29:21,916	01:29:23,375	Bumpy campaign?	Bumpy campaign?
1588	01:29:23,458	01:29:25,166	Or is your wife nagging you?	Or is your wife nagging you?
1589	01:29:26,041	01:29:27,916	No. It's nothing.	No. It's nothing.
1590	01:29:28,000	01:29:29,000	Nothing?	Nothing?
1591	01:29:29,083	01:29:30,958	He is grumpy and still says it's nothing.	He is grumpy and still says it's nothing.
1592	01:29:32,291	01:29:34,083	Number 4.	Number 4.
1593	01:29:34,166	01:29:37,208	This is congressional candidate Ming-Tian Wu's campaign bus,	This is congressional candidate Ming-Tian Wu's campaign bus,
1594	01:29:37,291	01:29:39,708	asking for support from fellow citizens.	asking for support from fellow citizens.
1595	01:29:39,791	01:29:41,500	Ladies and gentlemen.	Ladies and gentlemen.
1596	01:29:41,583	01:29:43,208	What you are hearing now	What you are hearing now
1597	01:29:43,291	01:29:46,208	is a voice-over I made for Tom's campaign.	is a voice-over I made for Tom's campaign.
1598	01:29:46,958	01:29:48,875	A few days after Blockage's housewarming party,	A few days after Blockage's housewarming party,
1599	01:29:48,958	01:29:51,333	Tom made me record it.	Tom made me record it.
1600	01:29:52,041	01:29:53,875	Not only did he not pay for my transportation,	Not only did he not pay for my transportation,
1601	01:29:53,958	01:29:56,250	but he even asked me to write the script myself.	but he even asked me to write the script myself.
1602	01:29:57,375	01:30:00,541	As we sat in the office with the toilet on the wall,	As we sat in the office with the toilet on the wall,
1603	01:30:01,041	01:30:04,333	he asked if I remembered the receipt that was off by the number "four,"	he asked if I remembered the receipt that was off by the number "four,"
1604	01:30:04,416	01:30:06,583	the receipt that almost won ten million.	the receipt that almost won ten million.
1605	01:30:07,833	01:30:10,500	When the candidates drew ballot numbers,	When the candidates drew ballot numbers,
1606	01:30:10,583	01:30:12,666	to his surprise, he drew "four."	to his surprise, he drew "four."
1607	01:30:13,416	01:30:15,541	He said that after so long,	He said that after so long,
1608	01:30:15,625	01:30:18,750	God is finally telling him the meaning of the number "four."	God is finally telling him the meaning of the number "four."
1609	01:30:24,583	01:30:25,500	Granny.	Granny.
1610	01:30:26,083	01:30:27,458	Why are you up?	Why are you up?
1611	01:30:27,541	01:30:29,208	I feel better today.	I feel better today.
1612	01:30:29,291	01:30:32,750	I wanted to make you some red bean soup.	I wanted to make you some red bean soup.
1613	01:30:33,375	01:30:34,791	I need to make a delivery now.	I need to make a delivery now.
1614	01:30:34,875	01:30:36,250	Don't wait up.	Don't wait up.
1615	01:30:37,625	01:30:39,125	Is A-Yue coming?	Is A-Yue coming?
1616	01:30:42,291	01:30:43,750	She'll be here in a minute.	She'll be here in a minute.
1617	01:30:43,833	01:30:44,916	Okay.	Okay.
1618	01:30:50,166	01:30:52,708	-Granny, I'm leaving now. -Okay, take care.	-Granny, I'm leaving now. -Okay, take care.
1619	01:31:02,666	01:31:04,708	Thank you, please sit.	Thank you, please sit.
1620	01:31:05,500	01:31:06,791	Thank you.	Thank you.
1621	01:31:06,875	01:31:09,375	-Let's get a seat. -Make sure everyone gets one.	-Let's get a seat. -Make sure everyone gets one.
1622	01:31:09,458	01:31:12,166	-Thank you. -Please show your support.	-Thank you. -Please show your support.
1623	01:31:12,250	01:31:13,083	MING-TIAN WU	MING-TIAN WU
1624	01:31:13,166	01:31:14,083	-Have a seat. -Okay.	-Have a seat. -Okay.
1625	01:31:14,166	01:31:15,833	-Have a seat. -Thank you.	-Have a seat. -Thank you.
1626	01:31:15,916	01:31:17,208	-Thank you -Have a seat.	-Thank you -Have a seat.
1627	01:31:17,291	01:31:18,666	-Hello, ma'am. -Tom.	-Hello, ma'am. -Tom.
1628	01:31:18,750	01:31:20,625	-How are you? Thank you. -I'm fine.	-How are you? Thank you. -I'm fine.
1629	01:31:20,708	01:31:21,916	Look!	Look!
1630	01:31:22,000	01:31:24,416	You're just as handsome as in the photo!	You're just as handsome as in the photo!
1631	01:31:24,500	01:31:25,958	You look beautiful too.	You look beautiful too.
1632	01:31:26,041	01:31:28,500	-Please show your support, okay? -I'll support you.	-Please show your support, okay? -I'll support you.
1633	01:31:29,708	01:31:31,083	Please welcome Congressman Gao!	Please welcome Congressman Gao!
1634	01:31:31,166	01:31:33,291	Ma'am, the Congressman is here.	Ma'am, the Congressman is here.
1635	01:31:35,625	01:31:37,041	Thank you for your hard work.	Thank you for your hard work.
1636	01:31:37,125	01:31:38,541	Thank you for your hard work.	Thank you for your hard work.
1637	01:31:39,375	01:31:42,833	-Please show your support. -Thank you…	-Please show your support. -Thank you…
1638	01:31:42,916	01:31:45,416	-Please show your support. -Show your support.	-Please show your support. -Show your support.
1639	01:31:45,500	01:31:47,083	-Thank you. -Please show your support.	-Thank you. -Please show your support.
1640	01:31:54,666	01:31:55,583	Mrs. Wu.	Mrs. Wu.
1641	01:31:55,666	01:31:57,041	How may I help you?	How may I help you?
1642	01:31:57,125	01:31:58,833	This is the Congressman's office.	This is the Congressman's office.
1643	01:32:00,875	01:32:01,958	Hello.	Hello.
1644	01:32:02,666	01:32:04,625	How should I address you?	How should I address you?
1645	01:32:05,166	01:32:07,041	Just call me Val é rie.	Just call me Val é rie.
1646	01:32:09,208	01:32:10,291	Val é rie.	Val é rie.
1647	01:32:10,916	01:32:11,916	It's French.	It's French.
1648	01:32:12,000	01:32:13,416	Valérie.	Valérie.
1649	01:32:13,500	01:32:14,750	It means "bravery."	It means "bravery."
1650	01:32:17,916	01:32:20,041	You must be fucking brave then.	You must be fucking brave then.
1651	01:32:21,416	01:32:22,833	What do you mean?	What do you mean?
1652	01:32:31,208	01:32:33,541	Mrs. Wu, why are you holding this?	Mrs. Wu, why are you holding this?
1653	01:32:35,583	01:32:37,333	I washed it for you.	I washed it for you.
1654	01:32:38,000	01:32:40,833	Mrs. Wu, there must be a misunderstanding.	Mrs. Wu, there must be a misunderstanding.
1655	01:32:41,708	01:32:43,083	Put it away.	Put it away.
1656	01:32:43,833	01:32:46,666	Don't put it in my Tom's pocket again.	Don't put it in my Tom's pocket again.
1657	01:32:46,750	01:32:48,416	What do you mean?	What do you mean?
1658	01:32:49,833	01:32:51,708	Brave Val é rie,	Brave Val é rie,
1659	01:32:52,666	01:32:54,291	some things	some things
1660	01:32:54,375	01:32:57,041	can't be done with bravery alone.	can't be done with bravery alone.
1661	01:32:58,500	01:33:00,166	Are you insane?	Are you insane?
1662	01:33:00,791	01:33:03,166	First, you bring me a thong	First, you bring me a thong
1663	01:33:03,250	01:33:06,416	and then make some hideous claims.	and then make some hideous claims.
1664	01:33:07,000	01:33:09,791	It's you that's hideous.	It's you that's hideous.
1665	01:33:10,375	01:33:13,166	Your ass is too small for dicks.	Your ass is too small for dicks.
1666	01:33:13,250	01:33:15,666	Watch your tongue.	Watch your tongue.
1667	01:33:17,041	01:33:18,166	Ms. Val,	Ms. Val,
1668	01:33:18,833	01:33:20,875	I've been very polite to you.	I've been very polite to you.
1669	01:33:21,958	01:33:25,041	My Tom is going to be a film director.	My Tom is going to be a film director.
1670	01:33:26,333	01:33:27,833	Let's be clear.	Let's be clear.
1671	01:33:27,916	01:33:29,041	For him,	For him,
1672	01:33:29,125	01:33:31,291	you are just a fling.	you are just a fling.
1673	01:33:40,583	01:33:42,458	Shit, we can't go to that noodle place again.	Shit, we can't go to that noodle place again.
1674	01:33:42,541	01:33:44,000	Something is wrong with it.	Something is wrong with it.
1675	01:33:46,250	01:33:47,250	What?	What?
1676	01:33:47,791	01:33:49,208	Do I smell?	Do I smell?
1677	01:33:50,625	01:33:53,125	Not really. How's your stomach?	Not really. How's your stomach?
1678	01:33:53,208	01:33:55,291	Fine. It's better now.	Fine. It's better now.
1679	01:33:55,375	01:33:56,500	That's good.	That's good.
1680	01:33:57,750	01:33:59,541	What's that? Let me dry my hands with it.	What's that? Let me dry my hands with it.
1681	01:33:59,625	01:34:01,250	It's nothing.	It's nothing.
1682	01:34:01,333	01:34:02,958	-Let me dry my hands with it. -No.	-Let me dry my hands with it. -No.
1683	01:34:03,458	01:34:05,500	-Give me. -It's dirty.	-Give me. -It's dirty.
1684	01:34:05,583	01:34:07,166	-Dirty. -I need to dry--	-Dirty. -I need to dry--
1685	01:34:07,250	01:34:09,041	I'll give you a new tissue paper.	I'll give you a new tissue paper.
1686	01:34:11,333	01:34:12,916	A new tissue paper.	A new tissue paper.
1687	01:34:15,250	01:34:18,000	The campaign headquarters was established today	The campaign headquarters was established today
1688	01:34:18,083	01:34:20,083	for Ming-Tian Wu, a congressional candidate	for Ming-Tian Wu, a congressional candidate
1689	01:34:20,166	01:34:21,708	for Taichung's Eastern District.	for Taichung's Eastern District.
1690	01:34:21,791	01:34:23,416	Let the ceremony begin.	Let the ceremony begin.
1691	01:34:23,500	01:34:25,333	The war drums sound out!	The war drums sound out!
1692	01:34:37,125	01:34:39,750	NUMBER 4, MING-TIAN WU	NUMBER 4, MING-TIAN WU
1693	01:34:39,833	01:34:42,375	CONGRESSIONAL CANDIDATE FOR TAICHUNG'S EAST DISTRICT	CONGRESSIONAL CANDIDATE FOR TAICHUNG'S EAST DISTRICT
1694	01:34:42,458	01:34:44,958	TOMORROW WILL BE BETTER!	TOMORROW WILL BE BETTER!
1695	01:34:45,041	01:34:49,166	MING-TIAN WU	MING-TIAN WU
1696	01:35:01,625	01:35:07,375	TOMORROW WILL BE BETTER MING-TIAN WU	TOMORROW WILL BE BETTER MING-TIAN WU
1697	01:35:38,208	01:35:43,375	LISTEN TO THE VOICE OF THE PEOPLE MING-TIAN WU	LISTEN TO THE VOICE OF THE PEOPLE MING-TIAN WU
1698	01:36:01,500	01:36:03,416	Victory!	Victory!
1699	01:36:04,166	01:36:06,250	Tomorrow will be better!	Tomorrow will be better!
1700	01:36:06,333	01:36:07,750	Tom-orrow will be better!	Tom-orrow will be better!
1701	01:36:07,833	01:36:09,083	Number 4!	Number 4!
1702	01:36:09,166	01:36:10,000	Ming-Tian Wu!	Ming-Tian Wu!
1703	01:36:10,083	01:36:11,125	Tom!	Tom!
1704	01:36:11,208	01:36:12,416	Go for it!	Go for it!
1705	01:36:12,500	01:36:13,958	Go, Tom!	Go, Tom!
1706	01:36:14,041	01:36:15,291	Ming-Tian Wu!	Ming-Tian Wu!
1707	01:36:15,375	01:36:16,416	-Victory! -Victory!	-Victory! -Victory!
1708	01:36:16,500	01:36:17,583	Ming-Tian Wu!	Ming-Tian Wu!
1709	01:36:17,666	01:36:18,666	-Victory! -Victory!	-Victory! -Victory!
1710	01:36:18,750	01:36:20,583	Ming-Tian Wu!	Ming-Tian Wu!
1711	01:36:20,666	01:36:22,625	-Victory! -Victory!	-Victory! -Victory!
1712	01:36:22,708	01:36:25,041	Tomorrow will be better!	Tomorrow will be better!
1713	01:36:25,125	01:36:27,333	-Tom-orrow will be better! -Tom-orrow will be better!	-Tom-orrow will be better! -Tom-orrow will be better!
1714	01:36:27,416	01:36:29,875	-Tom-orrow will be better! -Tom-orrow will be better!	-Tom-orrow will be better! -Tom-orrow will be better!
1715	01:36:29,958	01:36:31,041	Tom!	Tom!
1716	01:36:31,125	01:36:32,833	Go, Tom!	Go, Tom!
1717	01:36:32,916	01:36:35,250	A-Zhi, go for it!	A-Zhi, go for it!
1718	01:36:35,333	01:36:36,291	Go!	Go!
1719	01:36:36,375	01:36:37,416	Ming-Tian Wu!	Ming-Tian Wu!
1720	01:36:37,500	01:36:38,500	-Victory! -Victory!	-Victory! -Victory!
1721	01:36:38,583	01:36:39,583	Ming-Tian Wu!	Ming-Tian Wu!
1722	01:36:39,666	01:36:40,625	-Victory! -Victory!	-Victory! -Victory!
1723	01:36:40,708	01:36:42,666	Ming-Tian Wu!	Ming-Tian Wu!
1724	01:36:42,750	01:36:44,416	-Victory! -Victory!	-Victory! -Victory!
1725	01:36:44,500	01:36:46,250	Tom!	Tom!
1726	01:36:46,333	01:36:48,458	-Go for it! -Go for it!	-Go for it! -Go for it!
1727	01:36:48,541	01:36:50,125	Go!	Go!
1728	01:36:50,708	01:36:52,791	Taiwan, go!	Taiwan, go!
1729	01:36:52,875	01:36:55,458	Taiwan, go! Taiwan…	Taiwan, go! Taiwan…
1730	01:36:55,541	01:36:56,666	Tom!	Tom!
1731	01:36:56,750	01:36:58,875	-To victory! -Victory!	-To victory! -Victory!
1732	01:36:58,958	01:37:00,833	To victory!	To victory!
1733	01:37:00,916	01:37:01,875	Victory!	Victory!
1734	01:37:01,958	01:37:04,750	Blockage noticed his stutter was gone	Blockage noticed his stutter was gone
1735	01:37:05,250	01:37:07,291	when his grandma got up to make red bean soup.	when his grandma got up to make red bean soup.
1736	01:37:07,958	01:37:09,750	On one hand, Blockage is glad	On one hand, Blockage is glad
1737	01:37:09,833	01:37:12,250	that his stutter has improved.	that his stutter has improved.
1738	01:37:12,916	01:37:14,083	But on the other hand,	But on the other hand,
1739	01:37:14,166	01:37:17,166	he's worried that his grandma's sudden mental clarity	he's worried that his grandma's sudden mental clarity
1740	01:37:17,250	01:37:19,916	is what people call "terminal lucidity."	is what people call "terminal lucidity."
1741	01:37:20,916	01:37:22,833	At this moment	At this moment
1742	01:37:22,916	01:37:25,125	when he's unsure how to feel,	when he's unsure how to feel,
1743	01:37:25,208	01:37:26,750	in addition to delivering goods,	in addition to delivering goods,
1744	01:37:27,416	01:37:28,583	he has decided	he has decided
1745	01:37:28,666	01:37:31,458	to contribute his non-stuttering voice	to contribute his non-stuttering voice
1746	01:37:31,541	01:37:33,250	to his friend's campaign.	to his friend's campaign.
1747	01:37:33,333	01:37:34,500	Showing his full support.	Showing his full support.
1748	01:37:37,583	01:37:38,791	This is the compensation?	This is the compensation?
1749	01:37:38,875	01:37:39,791	Is this a joke?	Is this a joke?
1750	01:37:39,875	01:37:40,875	Only three million?	Only three million?
1751	01:37:40,958	01:37:42,875	I lost more than ten million in goods,	I lost more than ten million in goods,
1752	01:37:42,958	01:37:44,625	not including the factory building.	not including the factory building.
1753	01:37:44,708	01:37:46,666	This is our loss adjuster's estimate.	This is our loss adjuster's estimate.
1754	01:37:47,166	01:37:48,750	We didn't make up the numbers.	We didn't make up the numbers.
1755	01:37:49,500	01:37:51,125	Manager, are you mute?	Manager, are you mute?
1756	01:37:51,208	01:37:52,375	Say something.	Say something.
1757	01:37:52,458	01:37:54,166	Where's your general manager?	Where's your general manager?
1758	01:37:54,708	01:37:56,916	Sir, don't be mad.	Sir, don't be mad.
1759	01:37:57,000	01:37:58,166	Let's talk it out.	Let's talk it out.
1760	01:37:58,250	01:37:59,875	I did, but you didn't give a shit.	I did, but you didn't give a shit.
1761	01:37:59,958	01:38:01,708	That's why I brought them today.	That's why I brought them today.
1762	01:38:01,791	01:38:02,708	Do you know?	Do you know?
1763	01:38:02,791	01:38:05,291	Many families depend on my factory to live.	Many families depend on my factory to live.
1764	01:38:05,375	01:38:07,958	Without enough compensation, we'll starve and die in the streets.	Without enough compensation, we'll starve and die in the streets.
1765	01:38:08,041	01:38:10,708	-The factory hasn't operated for years. -What are you talking about?	-The factory hasn't operated for years. -What are you talking about?
1766	01:38:10,791	01:38:11,750	Don't piss him off.	Don't piss him off.
1767	01:38:11,833	01:38:13,916	I'm sorry. He's not good at expressing himself.	I'm sorry. He's not good at expressing himself.
1768	01:38:14,000	01:38:15,791	-He didn't mean it. -Make the insurance company pay.	-He didn't mean it. -Make the insurance company pay.
1769	01:38:15,875	01:38:17,916	You're not the ones paying anyway. Don't be an ass.	You're not the ones paying anyway. Don't be an ass.
1770	01:38:18,000	01:38:19,916	-It's not like that. -Then like what?	-It's not like that. -Then like what?
1771	01:38:20,000	01:38:21,250	-Like your ass? -Keep quiet.	-Like your ass? -Keep quiet.
1772	01:38:21,333	01:38:23,333	Will the company thank you for being loyal?	Will the company thank you for being loyal?
1773	01:38:23,416	01:38:24,750	-Will you get a bonus? -Sir.	-Will you get a bonus? -Sir.
1774	01:38:24,833	01:38:27,750	Let me tell you. Our insurance company has direct connections to the police.	Let me tell you. Our insurance company has direct connections to the police.
1775	01:38:27,833	01:38:29,833	I've met many clients like you.	I've met many clients like you.
1776	01:38:29,916	01:38:30,916	Don't try to trick us.	Don't try to trick us.
1777	01:38:31,000	01:38:32,208	-It won't work. -Stop talking.	-It won't work. -Stop talking.
1778	01:38:32,708	01:38:33,541	Now what?	Now what?
1779	01:38:33,625	01:38:35,875	Are you accusing me of a scam?	Are you accusing me of a scam?
1780	01:38:35,958	01:38:37,458	-No-- -Fine. Fuck your aunt.	-No-- -Fine. Fuck your aunt.
1781	01:38:37,541	01:38:40,041	You'd better watch your back.	You'd better watch your back.
1782	01:38:40,125	01:38:41,666	-No… -That's ridiculous. My aunt?	-No… -That's ridiculous. My aunt?
1783	01:38:42,750	01:38:45,041	-Enough. Wait in the office. -Fuck your mom. What the fuck?	-Enough. Wait in the office. -Fuck your mom. What the fuck?
1784	01:38:45,125	01:38:46,416	My mom too?	My mom too?
1785	01:38:46,500	01:38:48,208	Wait in the office. Go.	Wait in the office. Go.
1786	01:38:49,208	01:38:50,125	Go.	Go.
1787	01:38:51,000	01:38:53,041	Don't be mad, sir. He says things without thinking.	Don't be mad, sir. He says things without thinking.
1788	01:38:53,125	01:38:54,583	He's very blunt.	He's very blunt.
1789	01:38:54,666	01:38:55,583	Never mind.	Never mind.
1790	01:38:55,666	01:38:56,791	Let me handle it.	Let me handle it.
1791	01:39:02,333	01:39:03,375	Fan Man, sit.	Fan Man, sit.
1792	01:39:11,333	01:39:12,250	How old are you?	How old are you?
1793	01:39:12,333	01:39:13,583	Don't be so angry.	Don't be so angry.
1794	01:39:13,666	01:39:14,875	They're the mafia.	They're the mafia.
1795	01:39:16,291	01:39:17,666	They came, all the way down here	They came, all the way down here
1796	01:39:18,583	01:39:19,916	and you weren't helping.	and you weren't helping.
1797	01:39:24,500	01:39:25,875	Do you know the difference between	Do you know the difference between
1798	01:39:25,958	01:39:27,291	doing things right and doing the right things?	doing things right and doing the right things?
1799	01:39:27,916	01:39:29,000	No.	No.
1800	01:39:30,500	01:39:33,125	Doing things right gets you promoted. Doing the right thing doesn't.	Doing things right gets you promoted. Doing the right thing doesn't.
1801	01:39:33,666	01:39:36,583	You mean the difference between kissing ass and not kissing ass.	You mean the difference between kissing ass and not kissing ass.
1802	01:39:39,541	01:39:40,666	Fan Man.	Fan Man.
1803	01:39:41,666	01:39:43,666	Everyone knows you're capable.	Everyone knows you're capable.
1804	01:39:43,750	01:39:45,375	You always do the right thing,	You always do the right thing,
1805	01:39:47,416	01:39:50,000	but that can make us look bad.	but that can make us look bad.
1806	01:39:50,625	01:39:52,041	Even the boss might think	Even the boss might think
1807	01:39:52,625	01:39:54,666	the company can't do without you.	the company can't do without you.
1808	01:39:59,291	01:40:00,166	Nickel,	Nickel,
1809	01:40:00,791	01:40:01,875	I see what you mean.	I see what you mean.
1810	01:40:05,000	01:40:06,000	What did you call me?	What did you call me?
1811	01:40:07,458	01:40:08,791	What's with the attitude?	What's with the attitude?
1812	01:40:11,500	01:40:12,416	My classmate,	My classmate,
1813	01:40:13,875	01:40:16,625	do you know why you were called “Nickel” in high school?	do you know why you were called “Nickel” in high school?
1814	01:40:18,500	01:40:20,541	Because your name is Yi-Yuan Mei.	Because your name is Yi-Yuan Mei.
1815	01:40:21,541	01:40:22,958	You're "not worth a dime."	You're "not worth a dime."
1816	01:40:24,958	01:40:26,916	I respected you as the manager	I respected you as the manager
1817	01:40:27,708	01:40:30,958	so I have never told our co-workers that your nickname was "Nickel"	so I have never told our co-workers that your nickname was "Nickel"
1818	01:40:32,125	01:40:34,250	and nobody knew we were classmates.	and nobody knew we were classmates.
1819	01:40:38,750	01:40:40,708	I did all the work you asked for.	I did all the work you asked for.
1820	01:40:42,916	01:40:46,250	Whenever I asked for a raise, you spoke of self-sacrifice	Whenever I asked for a raise, you spoke of self-sacrifice
1821	01:40:47,958	01:40:49,583	while you swapped new cars.	while you swapped new cars.
1822	01:40:50,708	01:40:52,583	Did I say a fucking word?	Did I say a fucking word?
1823	01:42:13,208	01:42:14,666	I asked Fan Man later,	I asked Fan Man later,
1824	01:42:14,750	01:42:16,291	why he jumped,	why he jumped,
1825	01:42:16,958	01:42:19,250	he languidly answered,	he languidly answered,
1826	01:42:19,333	01:42:20,583	"I wanted to jump."	"I wanted to jump."
1827	01:42:21,708	01:42:23,333	Scientists say the universe	Scientists say the universe
1828	01:42:23,416	01:42:25,125	was born with the Big Bang	was born with the Big Bang
1829	01:42:25,791	01:42:28,208	that created time and space.	that created time and space.
1830	01:42:28,833	01:42:30,583	But before the Big Bang,	But before the Big Bang,
1831	01:42:31,666	01:42:33,791	it may have all been chaos.	it may have all been chaos.
1832	01:42:34,916	01:42:37,083	I think life is the same.	I think life is the same.
1833	01:42:37,166	01:42:38,833	We spend a lot of time	We spend a lot of time
1834	01:42:38,916	01:42:40,583	looking for answers to life.	looking for answers to life.
1835	01:42:41,166	01:42:42,291	But perhaps	But perhaps
1836	01:42:42,375	01:42:43,500	the answer itself	the answer itself
1837	01:42:43,583	01:42:45,291	is chaos.	is chaos.
1838	01:44:35,583	01:44:42,583	SPRING	SPRING
1839	01:44:45,958	01:44:46,875	Who is it?	Who is it?
1840	01:44:54,375	01:44:55,791	More forms to fill in?	More forms to fill in?
1841	01:44:56,750	01:44:58,291	I'm here for you today.	I'm here for you today.
1842	01:45:13,666	01:45:15,458	I thought of you the other day.	I thought of you the other day.
1843	01:45:16,166	01:45:17,333	What were you thinking about?	What were you thinking about?
1844	01:45:21,166	01:45:23,583	I don't know. I just thought of you.	I don't know. I just thought of you.
1845	01:45:23,666	01:45:24,875	I think	I think
1846	01:45:25,583	01:45:27,666	you're quite different from other men I know.	you're quite different from other men I know.
1847	01:45:28,500	01:45:29,833	Different how?	Different how?
1848	01:45:31,541	01:45:32,958	Well, it's…	Well, it's…
1849	01:45:33,958	01:45:35,291	a feeling of familiarity.	a feeling of familiarity.
1850	01:45:35,375	01:45:37,291	Like we've known each other for a long time.	Like we've known each other for a long time.
1851	01:45:42,125	01:45:43,250	Wait here.	Wait here.
1852	01:45:43,333	01:45:44,500	I'll go get ready.	I'll go get ready.
1853	01:45:47,416	01:45:48,541	Minus.	Minus.
1854	01:46:07,125	01:46:09,166	That was my name a long time ago.	That was my name a long time ago.
1855	01:46:11,000	01:46:12,458	I almost forgot about it.	I almost forgot about it.
1856	01:46:14,916	01:46:16,291	Who are you?	Who are you?
1857	01:46:18,916	01:46:20,416	I'm Guan-Tao Lin.	I'm Guan-Tao Lin.
1858	01:46:20,500	01:46:22,083	I've liked you for a long time.	I've liked you for a long time.
1859	01:46:24,250	01:46:25,666	Since when?	Since when?
1860	01:46:27,333	01:46:29,166	Since the first time that I saw you.	Since the first time that I saw you.
1861	01:46:32,708	01:46:34,416	When was the first time?	When was the first time?
1862	01:46:40,708	01:46:42,458	So your last visit	So your last visit
1863	01:46:44,791	01:46:46,666	wasn't about signing forms?	wasn't about signing forms?
1864	01:46:48,291	01:46:49,875	I just wanted to see you.	I just wanted to see you.
1865	01:46:57,083	01:46:58,458	How about today?	How about today?
1866	01:47:01,458	01:47:03,166	Are you here to see me	Are you here to see me
1867	01:47:08,041	01:47:09,625	or are you here as a customer?	or are you here as a customer?
1868	01:47:50,250	01:47:51,666	Wait here.	Wait here.
1869	01:47:52,541	01:47:53,750	I'll go get ready.	I'll go get ready.
1870	01:49:37,291	01:49:39,583	For most men,	For most men,
1871	01:49:39,666	01:49:41,125	when they were young,	when they were young,
1872	01:49:41,208	01:49:44,333	there was a goddess in their hearts.	there was a goddess in their hearts.
1873	01:49:45,291	01:49:47,666	As they get older,	As they get older,
1874	01:49:48,250	01:49:51,583	the goddess slowly fades away.	the goddess slowly fades away.
1875	01:49:52,750	01:49:55,291	But for some, the longing never fades.	But for some, the longing never fades.
1876	01:49:55,916	01:49:56,875	In the end,	In the end,
1877	01:49:56,958	01:49:59,791	they place her upon an altar	they place her upon an altar
1878	01:50:00,833	01:50:02,916	to be worshipped occasionally	to be worshipped occasionally
1879	01:50:03,000	01:50:05,208	when she comes to mind.	when she comes to mind.
1880	01:50:06,541	01:50:08,208	For Tin Can,	For Tin Can,
1881	01:50:08,291	01:50:11,458	the school beauty is like a worshipped ancestor.	the school beauty is like a worshipped ancestor.
1882	01:50:11,541	01:50:14,625	She shouldn't have stepped down from the altar.	She shouldn't have stepped down from the altar.
1883	01:50:15,708	01:50:16,791	After all,	After all,
1884	01:50:16,875	01:50:18,625	when a goddess descends,	when a goddess descends,
1885	01:50:18,708	01:50:20,666	she shows her true colors.	she shows her true colors.
1886	01:50:21,583	01:50:23,333	Without the distance,	Without the distance,
1887	01:50:23,416	01:50:25,666	the beautiful illusion evaporates.	the beautiful illusion evaporates.
1888	01:50:35,208	01:50:36,708	Which gasoline, sir?	Which gasoline, sir?
1889	01:50:37,416	01:50:39,041	The 92, full tank.	The 92, full tank.
1890	01:50:45,791	01:50:46,916	Got him!	Got him!
1891	01:50:47,000	01:50:48,625	None of your business. Fuck off!	None of your business. Fuck off!
1892	01:50:50,250	01:50:51,625	Fucking asshole.	Fucking asshole.
1893	01:50:52,541	01:50:53,458	Get out!	Get out!
1894	01:50:54,875	01:50:56,375	-Fuck! -Get him!	-Fuck! -Get him!
1895	01:50:56,458	01:50:57,375	Go!	Go!
1896	01:51:01,333	01:51:02,958	Fuck!	Fuck!
1897	01:51:03,583	01:51:05,333	-Fucking asshole! -Take this!	-Fucking asshole! -Take this!
1898	01:51:05,416	01:51:07,000	-Fuck you! -Fucking asshole!	-Fuck you! -Fucking asshole!
1899	01:51:07,083	01:51:08,166	Why are you beating me?	Why are you beating me?
1900	01:51:42,375	01:51:44,750	When the police arrested the culprits,	When the police arrested the culprits,
1901	01:51:44,833	01:51:47,083	they discovered it was revenge	they discovered it was revenge
1902	01:51:47,166	01:51:48,583	on the wrong guy.	on the wrong guy.
1903	01:51:49,625	01:51:52,333	Like most absurd news stories,	Like most absurd news stories,
1904	01:51:52,875	01:51:56,208	Blockage left this world for no reason.	Blockage left this world for no reason.
1905	01:51:57,500	01:52:00,291	He thought his grandma getting up	He thought his grandma getting up
1906	01:52:00,375	01:52:01,875	to make red bean soup	to make red bean soup
1907	01:52:01,958	01:52:03,666	was terminal lucidity	was terminal lucidity
1908	01:52:03,750	01:52:05,375	and he felt uneasy.	and he felt uneasy.
1909	01:52:06,333	01:52:08,291	But he realized now	But he realized now
1910	01:52:08,375	01:52:10,375	that his becoming unblocked	that his becoming unblocked
1911	01:52:10,458	01:52:12,375	was his own terminal lucidity.	was his own terminal lucidity.
1912	01:52:13,708	01:52:16,500	He started to worry about who would look after his grandma	He started to worry about who would look after his grandma
1913	01:52:17,333	01:52:20,166	and whether she refrigerated the soup.	and whether she refrigerated the soup.
1914	01:52:21,333	01:52:24,541	Blockage always puts others first	Blockage always puts others first
1915	01:52:24,625	01:52:26,708	and rarely considers himself.	and rarely considers himself.
1916	01:52:27,875	01:52:30,541	I think he's like most Taiwanese.	I think he's like most Taiwanese.
1917	01:52:31,208	01:52:32,958	Straightforward and caring.	Straightforward and caring.
1918	01:52:33,041	01:52:36,541	But the heavens showed him no mercy.	But the heavens showed him no mercy.
1919	01:52:37,583	01:52:38,625	Through his eyes,	Through his eyes,
1920	01:52:38,708	01:52:40,541	he saw the other world	he saw the other world
1921	01:52:41,125	01:52:42,166	and used his own hands	and used his own hands
1922	01:52:42,250	01:52:44,833	to fulfill others' last wishes.	to fulfill others' last wishes.
1923	01:52:45,625	01:52:47,125	But what about his own wishes?	But what about his own wishes?
1924	01:52:55,208	01:52:57,916	Passionate, spirited, and hardworking.	Passionate, spirited, and hardworking.
1925	01:52:58,000	01:53:00,416	Knowledgeable and trustworthy.	Knowledgeable and trustworthy.
1926	01:53:00,500	01:53:02,333	Although he is new,	Although he is new,
1927	01:53:02,416	01:53:05,833	Ming-Tian Wu will hear your heartfelt wishes	Ming-Tian Wu will hear your heartfelt wishes
1928	01:53:05,916	01:53:07,125	and your needs.	and your needs.
1929	01:53:07,208	01:53:09,541	That's his mission.	That's his mission.
1930	01:53:09,625	01:53:13,166	Citizens, let's gather our votes	Citizens, let's gather our votes
1931	01:53:13,250	01:53:15,791	for Number 4, Ming-Tian Wu.	for Number 4, Ming-Tian Wu.
1932	01:53:15,875	01:53:17,333	Please support.	Please support.
1933	01:53:17,416	01:53:19,083	Thank you.	Thank you.
1934	01:53:19,625	01:53:21,250	Number 4.	Number 4.
1935	01:53:21,333	01:53:24,291	This is congressional candidate Ming-Tian Wu's campaign bus.	This is congressional candidate Ming-Tian Wu's campaign bus.
1936	01:53:45,333	01:53:48,041	We ask the candidate,	We ask the candidate,
1937	01:53:48,125	01:53:50,000	Ming-Tian Wu,	Ming-Tian Wu,
1938	01:53:50,583	01:53:51,666	to please take a bow.	to please take a bow.
1939	01:53:52,375	01:53:53,541	Step forward.	Step forward.
1940	01:53:54,833	01:53:55,916	Please burn the incense.	Please burn the incense.
1941	01:54:04,791	01:54:07,166	Please bow to the deceased.	Please bow to the deceased.
1942	01:54:07,250	01:54:08,458	Bow.	Bow.
1943	01:54:09,500	01:54:10,625	Conclude.	Conclude.
1944	01:54:10,708	01:54:12,958	Family, please bow.	Family, please bow.
1945	01:54:19,541	01:54:22,666	-Let's thank congressional candidate, -Be strong.	-Let's thank congressional candidate, -Be strong.
1946	01:54:22,750	01:54:24,125	Mr. Ming-Tian Wu,	Mr. Ming-Tian Wu,
1947	01:54:24,208	01:54:26,208	for joining the memorial today.	for joining the memorial today.
1948	01:54:26,291	01:54:27,291	Thank you very much.	Thank you very much.
1949	01:54:27,375	01:54:28,416	NUMBER 4, MING-TIAN WU	NUMBER 4, MING-TIAN WU
1950	01:54:28,500	01:54:30,750	Please support. Please support Number 4.	Please support. Please support Number 4.
1951	01:54:30,833	01:54:31,708	Thank you.	Thank you.
1952	01:54:31,791	01:54:33,500	Please show your support.	Please show your support.
1953	01:54:33,583	01:54:36,041	-Please show your support. -Thank you.	-Please show your support. -Thank you.
1954	01:54:36,125	01:54:38,833	-Please show your support. -Thank you.	-Please show your support. -Thank you.
1955	01:54:42,041	01:54:43,875	Please support Number 4.	Please support Number 4.
1956	01:54:44,583	01:54:45,875	Please show your support.	Please show your support.
1957	01:54:45,958	01:54:46,916	Thank you.	Thank you.
1958	01:54:56,791	01:54:57,958	What's your hurry?	What's your hurry?
1959	01:54:58,916	01:54:59,875	Has it started?	Has it started?
1960	01:55:03,250	01:55:05,541	-I have other places to go to. -What other places?	-I have other places to go to. -What other places?
1961	01:55:06,541	01:55:08,291	Are you here to shake hands	Are you here to shake hands
1962	01:55:09,125	01:55:10,208	or to pay respects?	or to pay respects?
1963	01:55:10,875	01:55:12,916	Do you think the damn election is better than us?	Do you think the damn election is better than us?
1964	01:55:13,833	01:55:15,791	I'm here to see my classmate, so what?	I'm here to see my classmate, so what?
1965	01:55:15,875	01:55:17,083	See your classmate?	See your classmate?
1966	01:55:17,166	01:55:18,541	Is this your classmate?	Is this your classmate?
1967	01:55:18,625	01:55:19,708	See!	See!
1968	01:55:20,250	01:55:22,791	-What are you doing? -See your classmate?	-What are you doing? -See your classmate?
1969	01:55:22,875	01:55:24,708	Did you even ask when Blockage was hurt?	Did you even ask when Blockage was hurt?
1970	01:55:25,541	01:55:27,458	-I was busy. -How busy?	-I was busy. -How busy?
1971	01:55:28,083	01:55:29,708	Do you think we're not busy?	Do you think we're not busy?
1972	01:55:31,291	01:55:33,375	How busy can you be with that kind of job?	How busy can you be with that kind of job?
1973	01:55:33,458	01:55:35,000	You asshole, what did you say?	You asshole, what did you say?
1974	01:55:35,083	01:55:36,375	What the hell?	What the hell?
1975	01:55:36,458	01:55:37,750	-What did you say? -Let go of me!	-What did you say? -Let go of me!
1976	01:55:37,833	01:55:39,458	What the hell do you want?	What the hell do you want?
1977	01:55:39,541	01:55:40,625	-Say it again. -What?	-Say it again. -What?
1978	01:55:40,708	01:55:42,041	-Say it again. -What?	-Say it again. -What?
1979	01:55:42,125	01:55:43,458	What now?	What now?
1980	01:55:43,541	01:55:44,666	Calm down.	Calm down.
1981	01:55:44,750	01:55:46,291	You think you're better than us?	You think you're better than us?
1982	01:55:48,291	01:55:49,250	See your classmate.	See your classmate.
1983	01:55:49,333	01:55:50,333	Go and see then.	Go and see then.
1984	01:55:50,416	01:55:52,541	-I'm already here, what-- -Go and see.	-I'm already here, what-- -Go and see.
1985	01:55:52,625	01:55:53,958	Stop it.	Stop it.
1986	01:55:54,041	01:55:56,041	Why are you making such a scene?	Why are you making such a scene?
1987	01:55:56,125	01:55:57,791	-Is that your problem or ours? -Stop it.	-Is that your problem or ours? -Stop it.
1988	01:55:57,875	01:55:59,000	Motherfucker!	Motherfucker!
1989	01:55:59,083	01:56:00,208	You think you're so great?	You think you're so great?
1990	01:56:00,291	01:56:02,208	-Motherfucker! -Stop it.	-Motherfucker! -Stop it.
1991	01:56:02,291	01:56:03,250	Stop it.	Stop it.
1992	01:56:03,333	01:56:05,041	-Motherfucker! -Stop it.	-Motherfucker! -Stop it.
1993	01:56:05,125	01:56:06,916	-Break it up! -This film	-Break it up! -This film
1994	01:56:07,000	01:56:08,375	might be the first in history	might be the first in history
1995	01:56:08,458	01:56:11,500	where the director enters the frame to hit people.	where the director enters the frame to hit people.
1996	01:56:12,375	01:56:15,250	Shooting films is unbearable sometimes.	Shooting films is unbearable sometimes.
1997	01:56:15,333	01:56:17,291	You can't separate	You can't separate
1998	01:56:17,375	01:56:19,000	the movie from real life.	the movie from real life.
1999	01:56:19,958	01:56:22,458	You might say this film is absurd.	You might say this film is absurd.
2000	01:56:23,416	01:56:25,583	But for many people,	But for many people,
2001	01:56:25,666	01:56:28,416	life itself is a bunch of bullshit.	life itself is a bunch of bullshit.
2002	01:56:28,500	01:56:29,708	Clapperboard!	Clapperboard!
2003	01:56:30,333	01:56:31,708	CLASSMATES MINUS	CLASSMATES MINUS
2004	01:56:34,541	01:56:38,666	DEDICATED TO OUR CLASSMATE, JUN-JIE LAI	DEDICATED TO OUR CLASSMATE, JUN-JIE LAI
2005	01:56:44,583	01:56:45,916	Ladies and gentlemen,	Ladies and gentlemen,
2006	01:56:46,000	01:56:48,250	and most esteemed guests.	and most esteemed guests.
2007	01:56:49,500	01:56:52,166	Now, my humble self	Now, my humble self
2008	01:56:53,000	01:56:55,125	will sing a song	will sing a song
2009	01:56:56,750	01:56:59,250	to comfort everyone's sadness	to comfort everyone's sadness
2010	01:57:00,208	01:57:01,666	and clear out	and clear out
2011	01:57:01,750	01:57:03,541	the woes from your body.	the woes from your body.
2012	01:57:04,291	01:57:06,041	From now on,	From now on,
2013	01:57:06,125	01:57:07,458	our families will live	our families will live
2014	01:57:07,541	01:57:09,000	happily ever after.	happily ever after.
2015	01:57:09,791	01:57:12,000	Health and wealth for all.	Health and wealth for all.
2016	01:58:27,041	01:58:28,625	Dear viewers,	Dear viewers,
2017	01:58:28,708	01:58:30,416	what we now see	what we now see
2018	01:58:30,500	01:58:33,041	is a typical Taiwanese real estate commercial.	is a typical Taiwanese real estate commercial.
2019	01:58:33,791	01:58:35,250	Such commercials	Such commercials
2020	01:58:35,333	01:58:38,625	profile the life of a high-flyer.	profile the life of a high-flyer.
2021	01:58:39,375	01:58:41,583	It costs two million per three square meters.	It costs two million per three square meters.
2022	01:58:41,666	01:58:42,916	Living here	Living here
2023	01:58:43,000	01:58:44,916	means being successful.	means being successful.
2024	01:58:45,000	01:58:46,166	The house itself	The house itself
2025	01:58:46,250	01:58:48,458	becomes a family heirloom.	becomes a family heirloom.
2026	01:58:49,375	01:58:51,208	In a few centuries,	In a few centuries,
2027	01:58:51,291	01:58:53,208	it could be selected by UNESCO	it could be selected by UNESCO
2028	01:58:53,291	01:58:55,625	to be a World Heritage Site.	to be a World Heritage Site.
2029	01:58:56,916	01:58:58,416	When we're young,	When we're young,
2030	01:58:58,500	01:59:00,375	we often talk about the future.	we often talk about the future.
2031	01:59:01,125	01:59:03,083	Someday, I'll have	Someday, I'll have
2032	01:59:03,166	01:59:05,000	a glorious homecoming,	a glorious homecoming,
2033	01:59:05,083	01:59:06,666	an expensive car,	an expensive car,
2034	01:59:06,750	01:59:08,208	marry a beautiful wife,	marry a beautiful wife,
2035	01:59:08,291	01:59:09,875	and live in a mansion.	and live in a mansion.
2036	01:59:11,041	01:59:12,833	We believe	We believe
2037	01:59:12,916	01:59:14,583	the wings on our backs	the wings on our backs
2038	01:59:15,083	01:59:16,458	will lift us into the sky	will lift us into the sky
2039	01:59:17,041	01:59:19,250	if only we work hard.	if only we work hard.
2040	01:59:20,416	01:59:22,208	But in our '40s,	But in our '40s,
2041	01:59:22,291	01:59:24,291	we started to realize	we started to realize
2042	01:59:24,791	01:59:25,750	that actually,	that actually,
2043	01:59:25,833	01:59:27,416	we are just chickens.	we are just chickens.
2044	01:59:34,541	01:59:35,583	Finally,	Finally,
2045	01:59:35,666	01:59:37,750	if I may take a moment of your time,	if I may take a moment of your time,
2046	01:59:37,833	01:59:40,083	I'd like to introduce the singer	I'd like to introduce the singer
2047	01:59:40,166	01:59:42,208	at the end of this movie.	at the end of this movie.
2048	01:59:42,791	01:59:44,208	Wearing sunglasses	Wearing sunglasses
2049	01:59:44,291	01:59:45,708	and playing the guitar,	and playing the guitar,
2050	01:59:46,250	01:59:48,666	he is "Chairman" Ke,	he is "Chairman" Ke,
2051	01:59:48,750	01:59:51,125	the lead singer of LTK Commune.	the lead singer of LTK Commune.
2052	01:59:51,958	01:59:54,458	Although we could not pay him a great deal,	Although we could not pay him a great deal,
2053	01:59:54,541	01:59:56,333	we sincerely invited him	we sincerely invited him
2054	01:59:56,416	01:59:59,000	to contribute to our soundtrack.	to contribute to our soundtrack.
2055	02:00:00,291	02:00:02,958	You may not be familiar with LTK or Ke,	You may not be familiar with LTK or Ke,
2056	02:00:03,708	02:00:07,250	but their music has deeply influenced Taiwan.	but their music has deeply influenced Taiwan.
2057	02:00:07,958	02:00:10,708	In particular, this track, “Cartoon Pistol.”	In particular, this track, “Cartoon Pistol.”
2058	02:00:11,250	02:00:13,416	For men like us	For men like us
2059	02:00:14,000	02:00:16,208	who are caught in our '40s,	who are caught in our '40s,
2060	02:00:16,708	02:00:18,375	it is the heartbeat we hear	it is the heartbeat we hear
2061	02:00:18,458	02:00:20,208	in the dead of night.	in the dead of night.
2062	02:02:22,666	02:02:29,583	Subtitle translation by: Sean Lin and Chen-Hsiu Kuo	Subtitle translation by: Sean Lin and Chen-Hsiu Kuo
2062	02:02:22,666	02:02:29,583	Subtitle translation by: Sean Lin and Chen-Hsiu Kuo	Subtitle translation by: Sean Lin and Chen-Hsiu Kuo