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1	00:00:40,917	00:00:42,492	Boss, here is your favourite duck noodle!	Boss, here is your favourite duck noodle!
2	00:00:42,626	00:00:44,785	Lucky that you called first, we kept this especially for you.	Lucky that you called first, we kept this especially for you.
3	00:00:44,786	00:00:47,201	Great! Where's the master chef Mr. Hui?	Great! Where's the master chef Mr. Hui?
4	00:01:07,667	00:01:09,117	Hey Chimp, add more charcoal!	Hey Chimp, add more charcoal!
5	00:01:19,709	00:01:21,451	Stupid fool!	Stupid fool!
6	00:01:22,917	00:01:25,201	Delicious barbecue ducks! Gotta try it!	Delicious barbecue ducks! Gotta try it!
7	00:01:25,459	00:01:27,659	Two seats for our nice couple here!	Two seats for our nice couple here!
8	00:01:28,251	00:01:29,659	Hey waiter, how much?	Hey waiter, how much?
9	00:01:29,792	00:01:31,117	The bill please!	The bill please!
10	00:01:31,751	00:01:33,410	The bill for these lovely 9 customers please.	The bill for these lovely 9 customers please.
11	00:01:33,411	00:01:34,541	What?	What?
12	00:01:34,542	00:01:35,784	Take a seat.	Take a seat.
13	00:01:37,917	00:01:38,958	Yuck, it's filthy!	Yuck, it's filthy!
14	00:01:38,959	00:01:41,409	The food's good. It's worth it.	The food's good. It's worth it.
15	00:01:41,667	00:01:42,625	What would you like, sir?	What would you like, sir?
16	00:01:42,626	00:01:44,910	Two Hui's duck rice and two bowls of duck soup...	Two Hui's duck rice and two bowls of duck soup...
17	00:01:44,911	00:01:46,451	We are in a hurry, please be quick!	We are in a hurry, please be quick!
18	00:01:46,452	00:01:48,326	What's the hurry? We're quick.	What's the hurry? We're quick.
19	00:01:48,334	00:01:50,535	Don't bother to clean, the dirt has been here for many years!	Don't bother to clean, the dirt has been here for many years!
20	00:01:50,536	00:01:52,160	Duck rice and soup for two!	Duck rice and soup for two!
21	00:01:52,161	00:01:54,659	Can't sleep!	Can't sleep!
22	00:01:56,626	00:01:58,708	Hey! What are you doing?	Hey! What are you doing?
23	00:01:58,709	00:01:59,992	Table for two?	Table for two?
24	00:02:11,751	00:02:14,326	Two soups ready to serve!	Two soups ready to serve!
25	00:02:17,709	00:02:20,284	Waiter, can you get rid of the dog?	Waiter, can you get rid of the dog?
26	00:02:21,792	00:02:24,034	Why should I? The dog's our lucky charm. It helps clean the floor!	Why should I? The dog's our lucky charm. It helps clean the floor!
27	00:02:24,542	00:02:26,784	Just get him out!	Just get him out!
28	00:02:30,876	00:02:32,724	- Just eat! - Move your feet!	- Just eat! - Move your feet!
29	00:02:33,417	00:02:35,117	This is too much!	This is too much!
30	00:02:42,584	00:02:43,784	Just give it a wipe.	Just give it a wipe.
31	00:02:44,376	00:02:46,041	- Here's your soup! - I've run out of tissues!	- Here's your soup! - I've run out of tissues!
32	00:02:46,042	00:02:47,159	No more?	No more?
33	00:02:47,334	00:02:49,367	Alan, give them two towels!	Alan, give them two towels!
34	00:02:50,167	00:02:51,284	Right!	Right!
35	00:02:52,292	00:02:53,409	Your towels!	Your towels!
36	00:02:53,667	00:02:54,742	The first one was cleaner!	The first one was cleaner!
37	00:02:55,459	00:02:57,191	- What? - Don't you have any napkins in here?	- What? - Don't you have any napkins in here?
38	00:02:57,209	00:02:59,451	I'll get you some toilet paper!	I'll get you some toilet paper!
39	00:02:59,792	00:03:01,083	No... Thanks!	No... Thanks!
40	00:03:01,084	00:03:02,326	Yeah, it's okay!	Yeah, it's okay!
41	00:03:02,417	00:03:04,910	Hong Kong Star dashing from behind...	Hong Kong Star dashing from behind...
42	00:03:04,911	00:03:06,451	Faster! Faster!	Faster! Faster!
43	00:03:07,834	00:03:09,958	Hong Kong Star is catching up...	Hong Kong Star is catching up...
44	00:03:09,959	00:03:11,660	Hong Kong Star has overtaken 10 horses!	Hong Kong Star has overtaken 10 horses!
45	00:03:11,661	00:03:14,375	Yeah! Looks like we have a winner!	Yeah! Looks like we have a winner!
46	00:03:14,376	00:03:16,847	What? He's stopped to scratch his balls!	What? He's stopped to scratch his balls!
47	00:03:16,848	00:03:19,285	What's going on? He's gonna lose...	What's going on? He's gonna lose...
48	00:03:19,286	00:03:22,534	Damn it! He's lost!	Damn it! He's lost!
49	00:03:25,292	00:03:26,826	A cockroach!	A cockroach!
50	00:03:28,292	00:03:30,076	Don't worry, it's dead now!	Don't worry, it's dead now!
51	00:03:30,709	00:03:32,034	I want to see your boss!	I want to see your boss!
52	00:03:32,042	00:03:33,166	Hi, what's the matter?	Hi, what's the matter?
53	00:03:33,167	00:03:34,617	There's a cockroach in my soup!	There's a cockroach in my soup!
54	00:03:36,376	00:03:37,910	Take it back and make another one. Go!	Take it back and make another one. Go!
55	00:03:37,911	00:03:39,302	Hold it! I've drunk some already!	Hold it! I've drunk some already!
56	00:03:39,303	00:03:40,660	I'm going for a hospital check-up...	I'm going for a hospital check-up...
57	00:03:40,661	00:03:42,083	I will sue you!	I will sue you!
58	00:03:42,084	00:03:43,867	Relax! Do you think you are the sanitory inspector?	Relax! Do you think you are the sanitory inspector?
59	00:03:44,209	00:03:46,368	This is me! Here is my identification.	This is me! Here is my identification.
60	00:03:46,369	00:03:48,659	Show me your business registration.	Show me your business registration.
61	00:03:51,626	00:03:54,492	Look, it's just a jujube, it's good for health!	Look, it's just a jujube, it's good for health!
62	00:03:57,084	00:03:59,993	Extra nutrition, lots of vitamins!	Extra nutrition, lots of vitamins!
63	00:03:59,994	00:04:01,034	Inspector, I care about you.	Inspector, I care about you.
64	00:04:01,167	00:04:02,458	Get to work!	Get to work!
65	00:04:02,459	00:04:03,458	Yes, boss.	Yes, boss.
66	00:04:03,459	00:04:04,617	Stop shaking!	Stop shaking!
67	00:04:05,667	00:04:07,159	Give this customer a free bowl of soup.	Give this customer a free bowl of soup.
68	00:04:16,209	00:04:17,701	Boss, insecticide!	Boss, insecticide!
69	00:04:25,126	00:04:26,375	Thanks! Kills mosquitoes?	Thanks! Kills mosquitoes?
70	00:04:26,376	00:04:27,742	No problem. It kills cockroaches too.	No problem. It kills cockroaches too.
71	00:04:29,834	00:04:32,541	You won't get away with this!	You won't get away with this!
72	00:04:32,542	00:04:34,576	Definitely a cockroach, not a jujube!	Definitely a cockroach, not a jujube!
73	00:04:34,626	00:04:35,500	I'll sue you!	I'll sue you!
74	00:04:35,501	00:04:36,326	Hey, still arguing?	Hey, still arguing?
75	00:04:36,327	00:04:37,284	Show me your ID!	Show me your ID!
76	00:04:37,667	00:04:39,763	Have you got any proof?	Have you got any proof?
77	00:04:39,764	00:04:41,992	You want proof, right?	You want proof, right?
78	00:04:44,292	00:04:46,742	Cockroach leg!	Cockroach leg!
79	00:04:50,417	00:04:52,034	What cockroach leg?	What cockroach leg?
80	00:04:52,035	00:04:53,784	Bastard! Find it!	Bastard! Find it!
81	00:04:55,084	00:04:56,867	Come on, find it!	Come on, find it!
82	00:05:01,751	00:05:05,326	I will take it to the lab. I bet they'll find some proof in the soup!	I will take it to the lab. I bet they'll find some proof in the soup!
83	00:05:05,327	00:05:08,250	I'll get proof and sue you!	I'll get proof and sue you!
84	00:05:08,251	00:05:09,659	Please calm down!	Please calm down!
85	00:05:17,084	00:05:18,159	What?	What?
86	00:05:18,584	00:05:19,992	I will sue you!	I will sue you!
87	00:05:20,292	00:05:22,291	It's only extra protein!	It's only extra protein!
88	00:05:22,292	00:05:23,867	Bye Inspector! Hope you enjoyed your meal.	Bye Inspector! Hope you enjoyed your meal.
89	00:05:35,042	00:05:36,826	I wonder who's opening across the street?	I wonder who's opening across the street?
90	00:05:37,376	00:05:39,409	I hope it's going to be betting station.	I hope it's going to be betting station.
91	00:05:40,167	00:05:42,784	Yeah, so you can hide there all the time!	Yeah, so you can hide there all the time!
92	00:05:44,084	00:05:46,617	Get back to work!	Get back to work!
93	00:05:52,792	00:05:55,708	Squid, I've been here for three months now.	Squid, I've been here for three months now.
94	00:05:55,709	00:05:59,243	I work late every Saturday, is there overtime salary?	I work late every Saturday, is there overtime salary?
95	00:05:59,244	00:06:02,035	Overtime? Are you serious? You want a pension?	Overtime? Are you serious? You want a pension?
96	00:06:02,036	00:06:03,208	You know, our boss is a real miser.	You know, our boss is a real miser.
97	00:06:03,209	00:06:04,326	You want extra money? Don't even think about it.	You want extra money? Don't even think about it.
98	00:06:04,327	00:06:05,458	Unless he loses his mind.	Unless he loses his mind.
99	00:06:05,459	00:06:07,451	Overtime bonuses! One for each of my dear staff!	Overtime bonuses! One for each of my dear staff!
100	00:06:07,452	00:06:10,708	You all get one.	You all get one.
101	00:06:10,709	00:06:12,305	You guys work so hard.	You guys work so hard.
102	00:06:12,306	00:06:13,833	And never complain.	And never complain.
103	00:06:13,834	00:06:16,326	You've moved me to tears. I am so thankful to all of you!	You've moved me to tears. I am so thankful to all of you!
104	00:06:16,327	00:06:18,906	Will you deduct this from our wages?	Will you deduct this from our wages?
105	00:06:18,907	00:06:21,458	Of course not! Go spend it, no problem!	Of course not! Go spend it, no problem!
106	00:06:21,459	00:06:22,666	Pan's daughter will get marry soon.	Pan's daughter will get marry soon.
107	00:06:22,667	00:06:24,576	Let's buy her a wedding gift. I love you all so dearly.	Let's buy her a wedding gift. I love you all so dearly.
108	00:06:25,334	00:06:27,243	Go home and have a good sleep!	Go home and have a good sleep!
109	00:06:27,244	00:06:28,409	Good night.	Good night.
110	00:06:29,001	00:06:30,701	Hang on!	Hang on!
111	00:06:30,917	00:06:33,035	I plan to let go the garbage collector.	I plan to let go the garbage collector.
112	00:06:33,036	00:06:34,583	So please do me a favor.	So please do me a favor.
113	00:06:34,584	00:06:36,576	Each of you take a bag of trash to the collection point every night.	Each of you take a bag of trash to the collection point every night.
114	00:06:36,577	00:06:37,826	You don't mind, right? Thanks.	You don't mind, right? Thanks.
115	00:06:37,827	00:06:41,117	I really thank you guys!	I really thank you guys!
116	00:06:42,251	00:06:43,867	A bag every night?	A bag every night?
117	00:06:45,334	00:06:47,701	This way, we can save labour cost!	This way, we can save labour cost!
118	00:06:47,702	00:06:50,035	Okay folks, have a good night.	Okay folks, have a good night.
119	00:06:50,036	00:06:53,367	Enjoy yourselves!	Enjoy yourselves!
120	00:06:53,959	00:06:55,659	At least we got a bonus "red packet"!	At least we got a bonus "red packet"!
121	00:06:56,292	00:06:58,409	What! He bought us out for only $10!	What! He bought us out for only $10!
122	00:06:58,667	00:06:59,458	Only $10!	Only $10!
123	00:06:59,459	00:07:01,666	It should be at least a 100.	It should be at least a 100.
124	00:07:01,667	00:07:03,867	We've been fooled again! Let's go!	We've been fooled again! Let's go!
125	00:07:06,667	00:07:10,617	Snow White and her 7 dwarves!	Snow White and her 7 dwarves!
126	00:07:13,959	00:07:14,992	Watch out!	Watch out!
127	00:07:15,876	00:07:16,916	Stop there!	Stop there!
128	00:07:16,917	00:07:19,784	Mind your step, the floor's just been waxed!	Mind your step, the floor's just been waxed!
129	00:07:20,376	00:07:22,785	It's past midnight! You polish the floor for what?	It's past midnight! You polish the floor for what?
130	00:07:22,786	00:07:26,326	Please step on the newspaper.	Please step on the newspaper.
131	00:07:26,542	00:07:29,367	Be care where you step.	Be care where you step.
132	00:07:31,542	00:07:34,532	- I'm careful! - I'll get you a bowl of nice dessert.	- I'm careful! - I'll get you a bowl of nice dessert.
133	00:07:38,251	00:07:40,076	Why is your mother being so nice to me?	Why is your mother being so nice to me?
134	00:07:40,077	00:07:41,035	She must have done something wrong.	She must have done something wrong.
135	00:07:41,036	00:07:41,951	No!	No!
136	00:07:42,209	00:07:43,576	Did she lose money in mahjong gambling?	Did she lose money in mahjong gambling?
137	00:07:43,577	00:07:45,076	No, we've been polishing the floor all day.	No, we've been polishing the floor all day.
138	00:07:45,626	00:07:46,660	We got fined for not paying taxes?	We got fined for not paying taxes?
139	00:07:46,661	00:07:47,416	I don't think so.	I don't think so.
140	00:07:47,417	00:07:48,326	Really?	Really?
141	00:07:48,709	00:07:50,826	What then? Why is she so good to me?	What then? Why is she so good to me?
142	00:07:50,827	00:07:51,992	Honey, have some dessert.	Honey, have some dessert.
143	00:07:58,459	00:07:59,534	Good stuff!	Good stuff!
144	00:08:00,542	00:08:02,458	Stop that!	Stop that!
145	00:08:02,459	00:08:05,867	You want to stay up polishing all right?	You want to stay up polishing all right?
146	00:08:06,167	00:08:07,534	Clean it up!	Clean it up!
147	00:08:09,209	00:08:11,909	Honey, I'll run you a bath.	Honey, I'll run you a bath.
148	00:08:13,959	00:08:16,742	How come she only shouts at me.	How come she only shouts at me.
149	00:08:17,251	00:08:19,916	She must have done something really bad!	She must have done something really bad!
150	00:08:19,917	00:08:22,118	There is something wrong of the TV reception.	There is something wrong of the TV reception.
151	00:08:22,119	00:08:24,451	Honey, can you go outside to fix the antenna?	Honey, can you go outside to fix the antenna?
152	00:08:24,584	00:08:26,833	Honey, I'm in a good mood tonight!	Honey, I'm in a good mood tonight!
153	00:08:26,834	00:08:28,368	No matter what you've done. Just tell me.	No matter what you've done. Just tell me.
154	00:08:28,369	00:08:29,708	I won't get angry!	I won't get angry!
155	00:08:29,709	00:08:31,284	Go and fix the antenna!	Go and fix the antenna!
156	00:08:31,285	00:08:32,826	Come on, tell me the truth!	Come on, tell me the truth!
157	00:08:32,827	00:08:33,951	Wait! I know!	Wait! I know!
158	00:08:34,626	00:08:37,035	You forgot to pay the telephone bill, right?	You forgot to pay the telephone bill, right?
159	00:08:37,036	00:08:38,833	I'm sure I'm right!	I'm sure I'm right!
160	00:08:38,834	00:08:40,117	I'm wrong?	I'm wrong?
161	00:08:40,709	00:08:43,389	Just fix it. It's embarrassing!	Just fix it. It's embarrassing!
162	00:08:43,390	00:08:46,083	It's embarrassing for our guest.	It's embarrassing for our guest.
163	00:08:46,084	00:08:48,951	Guest? What guest? The Queen?	Guest? What guest? The Queen?
164	00:08:49,542	00:08:52,326	Mom will arrive tomorrow and she wants to stay with us for a few days.	Mom will arrive tomorrow and she wants to stay with us for a few days.
165	00:08:54,042	00:08:58,159	Its okay now, don't move!	Its okay now, don't move!
166	00:09:00,834	00:09:02,909	Mom will arrive at 2pm tomorrow.	Mom will arrive at 2pm tomorrow.
167	00:09:03,334	00:09:05,159	In that case, I'd better arrive at the airport by 1:30pm...	In that case, I'd better arrive at the airport by 1:30pm...
168	00:09:06,209	00:09:07,458	You mean you're going to greet her?	You mean you're going to greet her?
169	00:09:07,459	00:09:08,992	No! I'm going to take the first plane out of here!	No! I'm going to take the first plane out of here!
170	00:09:09,209	00:09:11,117	Dad, I want my pocket money!	Dad, I want my pocket money!
171	00:09:11,876	00:09:13,451	My pocket money!	My pocket money!
172	00:09:13,792	00:09:15,083	Money? What pocket money?	Money? What pocket money?
173	00:09:15,084	00:09:16,660	Is this how you talk to your father?	Is this how you talk to your father?
174	00:09:16,661	00:09:18,833	Do I owe you money?	Do I owe you money?
175	00:09:18,834	00:09:20,000	Look at all these bills!	Look at all these bills!
176	00:09:20,001	00:09:22,958	Electricity, water, school fees, all for you!	Electricity, water, school fees, all for you!
177	00:09:22,959	00:09:24,166	I roast hundreds...	I roast hundreds...
178	00:09:24,167	00:09:26,118	...of ducks just to feed you!	...of ducks just to feed you!
179	00:09:26,119	00:09:27,076	Look! All my fingers...	Look! All my fingers...
180	00:09:27,077	00:09:28,208	...are roasted too!	...are roasted too!
181	00:09:28,209	00:09:30,618	You'll have to work your whole life to pay me back!	You'll have to work your whole life to pay me back!
182	00:09:30,619	00:09:32,576	Don't take me for granted!	Don't take me for granted!
183	00:09:32,577	00:09:34,041	Go to bed!	Go to bed!
184	00:09:34,042	00:09:35,992	Leave him alone...	Leave him alone...
185	00:09:36,251	00:09:37,743	...don't give him a hard time!	...don't give him a hard time!
186	00:09:37,744	00:09:39,166	I'm not giving him hard time.	I'm not giving him hard time.
187	00:09:39,167	00:09:40,993	It's not me, it's your mother who will give us a hard time!	It's not me, it's your mother who will give us a hard time!
188	00:09:40,994	00:09:43,260	We have nothing to talk about.	We have nothing to talk about.
189	00:09:43,261	00:09:45,659	She enjoys giving me a hard time.	She enjoys giving me a hard time.
190	00:09:46,042	00:09:49,826	The furnitures are bad!	The furnitures are bad!
191	00:09:52,709	00:09:56,410	Your TV doesn't work! Black and white TV?	Your TV doesn't work! Black and white TV?
192	00:09:56,411	00:09:59,784	Have you heard of colour TV?	Have you heard of colour TV?
193	00:10:02,251	00:10:04,117	Still using an electric fan?	Still using an electric fan?
194	00:10:04,376	00:10:07,535	Do you know there's a new invention called...	Do you know there's a new invention called...
195	00:10:07,536	00:10:09,617	...air-conditioner?	...air-conditioner?
196	00:10:11,459	00:10:14,284	Look what's this? A see-saw?	Look what's this? A see-saw?
197	00:10:14,959	00:10:17,951	You should donate it to a kindergarden!	You should donate it to a kindergarden!
198	00:10:19,126	00:10:21,951	Look! And an ancient refrigerator!	Look! And an ancient refrigerator!
199	00:10:22,334	00:10:24,701	Thank god there's food.	Thank god there's food.
200	00:10:24,959	00:10:26,826	A toaster! This was my wedding gift, wasn't it?	A toaster! This was my wedding gift, wasn't it?
201	00:10:26,827	00:10:28,701	It still works? Get a new one!	It still works? Get a new one!
202	00:10:28,702	00:10:30,117	Try this suit.	Try this suit.
203	00:10:31,084	00:10:32,826	No way, I hate suits.	No way, I hate suits.
204	00:10:37,167	00:10:38,742	Okay... Honey...	Okay... Honey...
205	00:10:39,167	00:10:40,284	Satisfied?	Satisfied?
206	00:10:42,584	00:10:44,000	It's tight!	It's tight!
207	00:10:44,001	00:10:45,625	You won't see it!	You won't see it!
208	00:10:45,626	00:10:47,916	Let's buy a new one.	Let's buy a new one.
209	00:10:47,917	00:10:49,583	My dear, it costs money.	My dear, it costs money.
210	00:10:49,584	00:10:52,117	I want you to look good on Mom's birthday!	I want you to look good on Mom's birthday!
211	00:10:52,167	00:10:53,909	She's not really the Queen!	She's not really the Queen!
212	00:10:56,251	00:10:57,284	What are you doing?	What are you doing?
213	00:10:58,376	00:10:59,416	The trousers split!	The trousers split!
214	00:10:59,417	00:11:02,117	Now you've got to get a new suit.	Now you've got to get a new suit.
215	00:11:02,959	00:11:05,951	That's a lot of ducks to roast!	That's a lot of ducks to roast!
216	00:11:16,167	00:11:17,576	Honey, why don't you turn on the light?	Honey, why don't you turn on the light?
217	00:11:18,584	00:11:20,326	It's okay. The street lights are fine.	It's okay. The street lights are fine.
218	00:11:28,542	00:11:31,166	- Hey Mrs. Chan, looking for you husband? - Yes.	- Hey Mrs. Chan, looking for you husband? - Yes.
219	00:11:31,167	00:11:32,493	He's removing duck feathers in the kitchen.	He's removing duck feathers in the kitchen.
220	00:11:32,494	00:11:33,326	Thank you, Pan.	Thank you, Pan.
221	00:11:33,327	00:11:36,576	- Mrs. Chan. - How's business, Mr. Hui?	- Mrs. Chan. - How's business, Mr. Hui?
222	00:11:36,577	00:11:37,875	Not too bad.	Not too bad.
223	00:11:37,876	00:11:39,416	- Been out shopping? - Yes...	- Been out shopping? - Yes...
224	00:11:39,417	00:11:41,083	How about a duck?	How about a duck?
225	00:11:41,084	00:11:44,451	Sorry, we came from Northern China.	Sorry, we came from Northern China.
226	00:11:44,542	00:11:46,367	We don't eat Cantonese roast ducks.	We don't eat Cantonese roast ducks.
227	00:11:47,667	00:11:50,742	Bring me a plate of duck.	Bring me a plate of duck.
228	00:11:51,167	00:11:54,034	My dear, you can't say that. Have you ever tried one?	My dear, you can't say that. Have you ever tried one?
229	00:11:55,376	00:11:57,701	The Hui's ducks are work of art.	The Hui's ducks are work of art.
230	00:11:58,376	00:12:00,367	Let me show you the steps to appreciate a duck...	Let me show you the steps to appreciate a duck...
231	00:12:00,917	00:12:02,284	Wait, never use chopsticks.	Wait, never use chopsticks.
232	00:12:02,292	00:12:05,243	Use your fingers. Body contact.	Use your fingers. Body contact.
233	00:12:05,244	00:12:06,201	Try it.	Try it.
234	00:12:06,876	00:12:10,076	Now, caress it, lick your fingers.	Now, caress it, lick your fingers.
235	00:12:11,959	00:12:14,317	- The attitude during duck eating is very important. - Darling!	- The attitude during duck eating is very important. - Darling!
236	00:12:14,667	00:12:17,743	The ducks are ready to be stuffed.	The ducks are ready to be stuffed.
237	00:12:17,744	00:12:18,951	Shut up!	Shut up!
238	00:12:21,042	00:12:25,659	Last, but not least, lick each one of your fingers.	Last, but not least, lick each one of your fingers.
239	00:12:27,501	00:12:28,291	For the reason...	For the reason...
240	00:12:28,292	00:12:31,326	Each finger has contacted a different part of the duck.	Each finger has contacted a different part of the duck.
241	00:12:31,327	00:12:33,284	That's why they all the taste different!	That's why they all the taste different!
242	00:12:40,542	00:12:42,284	That was a live demonstration!	That was a live demonstration!
243	00:12:42,334	00:12:43,910	Alan, wrap it up!	Alan, wrap it up!
244	00:12:43,911	00:12:44,875	I ate some.	I ate some.
245	00:12:44,876	00:12:46,534	So give Mrs. Chan a special 20% discount!	So give Mrs. Chan a special 20% discount!
246	00:12:48,001	00:12:52,117	Idiot, I used the recipe you stole yesterday.	Idiot, I used the recipe you stole yesterday.
247	00:12:52,292	00:12:55,867	I tried it but it didn't work!	I tried it but it didn't work!
248	00:12:55,876	00:12:58,472	Yeah? But I copied all the ingredients.	Yeah? But I copied all the ingredients.
249	00:12:58,473	00:13:00,646	Remember our plan to open our own store?	Remember our plan to open our own store?
250	00:13:00,647	00:13:02,951	It won't happen with this stupid recipe!	It won't happen with this stupid recipe!
251	00:13:03,209	00:13:04,659	Go! Get the recipe right this time!	Go! Get the recipe right this time!
252	00:14:52,876	00:14:56,284	Chimp, hand me the toilet brush!	Chimp, hand me the toilet brush!
253	00:15:03,292	00:15:04,451	Here's the brush, boss!	Here's the brush, boss!
254	00:15:04,542	00:15:06,868	It's done. Take it out.	It's done. Take it out.
255	00:15:06,869	00:15:08,117	That's it?	That's it?
256	00:15:08,167	00:15:09,409	Yes. That's it.	Yes. That's it.
257	00:15:10,167	00:15:11,701	Before you go, clean up the mirror!	Before you go, clean up the mirror!
258	00:15:14,709	00:15:16,117	Comic books!	Comic books!
259	00:15:17,542	00:15:19,534	How much time have you spent in there?	How much time have you spent in there?
260	00:15:21,042	00:15:22,125	Throw it away!	Throw it away!
261	00:15:22,126	00:15:25,083	- Ah Pang! - Boss! Bad news.	- Ah Pang! - Boss! Bad news.
262	00:15:25,084	00:15:26,368	Danny's Fried Chicken is opening across the road!	Danny's Fried Chicken is opening across the road!
263	00:15:26,369	00:15:27,791	They'll compete with us!	They'll compete with us!
264	00:15:27,792	00:15:31,701	Compete? I've been roasting ducks since I was 16!	Compete? I've been roasting ducks since I was 16!
265	00:15:31,917	00:15:34,617	You really believe I am threatened by frozen chickens?	You really believe I am threatened by frozen chickens?
266	00:15:37,084	00:15:37,992	Boss!	Boss!
267	00:15:40,417	00:15:42,284	That's Danny Poon!	That's Danny Poon!
268	00:15:42,542	00:15:45,826	A young entrepreneur before the age of 30!	A young entrepreneur before the age of 30!
269	00:15:45,827	00:15:47,117	Bright guy!	Bright guy!
270	00:15:51,542	00:15:53,076	It's for me!	It's for me!
271	00:15:55,667	00:15:56,701	Poser!	Poser!
272	00:15:57,251	00:15:59,201	They are obviously out to compete with us.	They are obviously out to compete with us.
273	00:15:59,751	00:16:01,166	They're no match!	They're no match!
274	00:16:01,167	00:16:03,368	Deep fried frozen chicken!	Deep fried frozen chicken!
275	00:16:03,369	00:16:04,833	It's greasy!	It's greasy!
276	00:16:04,834	00:16:06,208	Good, the customers...	Good, the customers...
277	00:16:06,209	00:16:08,492	...will all come for our soup.	...will all come for our soup.
278	00:16:14,292	00:16:15,625	What's all this cash?	What's all this cash?
279	00:16:15,626	00:16:18,160	It's for Pan's daughter's wedding gift.	It's for Pan's daughter's wedding gift.
280	00:16:18,161	00:16:20,660	We want to give her a gold necklace.	We want to give her a gold necklace.
281	00:16:20,661	00:16:22,660	It's okay, don't bother!	It's okay, don't bother!
282	00:16:22,661	00:16:23,750	No problem!	No problem!
283	00:16:23,751	00:16:25,118	It's not easy to find a good necklace, you know.	It's not easy to find a good necklace, you know.
284	00:16:25,119	00:16:26,701	Well, I know a good goldsmith.	Well, I know a good goldsmith.
285	00:16:26,702	00:16:27,750	I'll get it.	I'll get it.
286	00:16:27,751	00:16:28,889	How much do you have?	How much do you have?
287	00:16:28,890	00:16:29,958	8,000.	8,000.
288	00:16:29,959	00:16:32,785	Don't bother, you're too kind!	Don't bother, you're too kind!
289	00:16:32,786	00:16:34,083	It's no big deal!	It's no big deal!
290	00:16:34,084	00:16:36,500	I'll get one worth $10,000.	I'll get one worth $10,000.
291	00:16:36,501	00:16:38,097	I'll make up the rest!	I'll make up the rest!
292	00:16:38,098	00:16:39,826	Boss, you're so generous!	Boss, you're so generous!
293	00:16:39,917	00:16:42,409	$8,000, do we have a deal?	$8,000, do we have a deal?
294	00:16:42,459	00:16:45,291	Okay, okay, $8,000.	Okay, okay, $8,000.
295	00:16:45,292	00:16:47,410	Write $10,000 on the receipt.	Write $10,000 on the receipt.
296	00:16:47,411	00:16:48,916	Deliver it to my place.	Deliver it to my place.
297	00:16:48,917	00:16:50,805	I must go to the airport now.	I must go to the airport now.
298	00:16:50,806	00:16:52,826	Don't give me that look, Chan!	Don't give me that look, Chan!
299	00:17:00,792	00:17:02,992	Thanks Madam for your valuable advice!	Thanks Madam for your valuable advice!
300	00:17:04,001	00:17:05,630	- Hi... - Grandma!	- Hi... - Grandma!
301	00:17:06,542	00:17:08,493	BBQ meat and chicken rice!	BBQ meat and chicken rice!
302	00:17:08,494	00:17:09,534	To clean your mouth!	To clean your mouth!
303	00:17:18,376	00:17:19,701	Mom!	Mom!
304	00:17:20,251	00:17:22,701	- I'll help you, grandma! - Good boy!	- I'll help you, grandma! - Good boy!
305	00:17:23,292	00:17:25,867	Do you always look so awful?	Do you always look so awful?
306	00:17:26,292	00:17:27,742	Just joking!	Just joking!
307	00:17:28,084	00:17:29,305	You've grown a lot!	You've grown a lot!
308	00:17:29,306	00:17:30,659	Stand up straight!	Stand up straight!
309	00:17:31,126	00:17:33,534	Tidy your room, I'll be up soon.	Tidy your room, I'll be up soon.
310	00:17:34,292	00:17:35,701	Didn't Hui greet you at the airport?	Didn't Hui greet you at the airport?
311	00:17:36,209	00:17:37,625	My flight arrived early.	My flight arrived early.
312	00:17:37,626	00:17:39,208	I'd rather not meet him anyway.	I'd rather not meet him anyway.
313	00:17:39,209	00:17:40,868	You know I am not too fond of your husband.	You know I am not too fond of your husband.
314	00:17:40,869	00:17:43,451	Look what I got for you!	Look what I got for you!
315	00:17:44,542	00:17:46,784	A fur from Siberia! Happy Birthday! My Dear!	A fur from Siberia! Happy Birthday! My Dear!
316	00:17:48,042	00:17:50,583	It's lovely. I love it! Thanks, Mom.	It's lovely. I love it! Thanks, Mom.
317	00:17:50,584	00:17:53,534	You love Hui. That means you are so easy to please.	You love Hui. That means you are so easy to please.
318	00:17:53,751	00:17:55,784	What did he give you for your birthday?	What did he give you for your birthday?
319	00:17:56,334	00:17:58,243	He didn't mention anything this morning...	He didn't mention anything this morning...
320	00:17:58,244	00:17:59,416	But he'll be back very soon.	But he'll be back very soon.
321	00:17:59,417	00:18:01,680	I am sure he'll surprise me tonight!	I am sure he'll surprise me tonight!
322	00:18:01,681	00:18:04,076	He forgot your birthday, didn't he?	He forgot your birthday, didn't he?
323	00:18:05,334	00:18:06,791	Oh my dear. I can tell.	Oh my dear. I can tell.
324	00:18:06,792	00:18:08,617	Look at how he has treated you all these years.	Look at how he has treated you all these years.
325	00:18:08,834	00:18:10,284	What did he give you last year?	What did he give you last year?
326	00:18:10,751	00:18:12,410	Last year? Last year, he gave...	Last year? Last year, he gave...
327	00:18:12,411	00:18:13,701	Did he give you anything?	Did he give you anything?
328	00:18:14,626	00:18:16,117	Mom, have some tea!	Mom, have some tea!
329	00:18:17,584	00:18:19,250	There are three types of husbands.	There are three types of husbands.
330	00:18:19,251	00:18:22,367	The best give his wife a present on her birthday.	The best give his wife a present on her birthday.
331	00:18:22,626	00:18:25,118	The second best give her a belated present.	The second best give her a belated present.
332	00:18:25,119	00:18:28,219	Your husband is the worst!	Your husband is the worst!
333	00:18:28,220	00:18:31,250	Mom, money isn't everything.	Mom, money isn't everything.
334	00:18:31,251	00:18:34,242	But caring is, does he care about you?	But caring is, does he care about you?
335	00:18:34,626	00:18:36,076	Welcome grandma!	Welcome grandma!
336	00:18:39,209	00:18:40,708	Honey! I am home!	Honey! I am home!
337	00:18:40,709	00:18:42,243	Great news! There were no sign of your mom!	Great news! There were no sign of your mom!
338	00:18:42,244	00:18:44,583	Perhaps the plane got hijacked!	Perhaps the plane got hijacked!
339	00:18:44,584	00:18:47,492	And she won't be getting any beauty sleep!	And she won't be getting any beauty sleep!
340	00:18:50,709	00:18:55,118	I mean... I won't sleep... You can have my room!	I mean... I won't sleep... You can have my room!
341	00:18:55,119	00:18:58,159	Don't worry, I've booked a hotel room.	Don't worry, I've booked a hotel room.
342	00:18:59,834	00:19:01,743	I bought this shirt from Hawaii for you.	I bought this shirt from Hawaii for you.
343	00:19:01,744	00:19:03,784	What? Looks like a messy colour spill.	What? Looks like a messy colour spill.
344	00:19:03,917	00:19:08,034	Son, it looks good on you.	Son, it looks good on you.
345	00:19:09,042	00:19:11,708	Mom, you look so good!	Mom, you look so good!
346	00:19:11,709	00:19:14,284	Don't you get tired of Hong Kong?	Don't you get tired of Hong Kong?
347	00:19:15,209	00:19:16,458	This sofa has no springs.	This sofa has no springs.
348	00:19:16,459	00:19:18,117	You should've bought a new one long ago.	You should've bought a new one long ago.
349	00:19:19,751	00:19:22,083	Hui, you should take Tammy on a holiday!	Hui, you should take Tammy on a holiday!
350	00:19:22,084	00:19:25,785	You know, her sister had her honeymoon in New York.	You know, her sister had her honeymoon in New York.
351	00:19:25,786	00:19:28,365	The other sister honeymooned in Japan.	The other sister honeymooned in Japan.
352	00:19:28,366	00:19:30,910	Even her youngest sister went to Thailand.	Even her youngest sister went to Thailand.
353	00:19:30,911	00:19:32,951	And you? Where did you take her?	And you? Where did you take her?
354	00:19:33,209	00:19:34,250	Lamma Island!	Lamma Island!
355	00:19:34,251	00:19:37,701	Lamma Island? That's in Hong Kong!	Lamma Island? That's in Hong Kong!
356	00:19:37,702	00:19:39,159	The fishes are nice there.	The fishes are nice there.
357	00:19:42,459	00:19:46,367	Your TV is still in black and white?	Your TV is still in black and white?
358	00:19:48,084	00:19:50,250	You still use an electric fan?	You still use an electric fan?
359	00:19:50,251	00:19:53,000	Have you ever heard of an air-conditioner?	Have you ever heard of an air-conditioner?
360	00:19:53,001	00:19:55,201	You could have owned an air-conditioning company!	You could have owned an air-conditioning company!
361	00:19:55,202	00:19:57,660	If you married that... what's his name?	If you married that... what's his name?
362	00:19:57,661	00:19:58,875	James!	James!
363	00:19:58,876	00:20:00,951	That's right, James!	That's right, James!
364	00:20:04,167	00:20:05,847	At last, something new!	At last, something new!
365	00:20:05,848	00:20:07,659	It is new, isn't it?	It is new, isn't it?
366	00:20:10,084	00:20:14,909	An antique fridge! At least there's food!	An antique fridge! At least there's food!
367	00:20:17,667	00:20:20,617	Excuse me, my feet are aching.	Excuse me, my feet are aching.
368	00:20:23,167	00:20:25,993	Darling, he won't remember your birthday!	Darling, he won't remember your birthday!
369	00:20:25,994	00:20:28,951	I'll bet you anything he's forgotten!	I'll bet you anything he's forgotten!
370	00:20:30,417	00:20:31,534	Is Mr. Hui in?	Is Mr. Hui in?
371	00:20:32,334	00:20:35,910	Mr. Hui ordered this.	Mr. Hui ordered this.
372	00:20:35,911	00:20:36,867	Thank you!	Thank you!
373	00:20:39,376	00:20:42,160	Mom, Hui remembers my birthday!	Mom, Hui remembers my birthday!
374	00:20:42,161	00:20:45,076	Honey, thank you for the necklace!	Honey, thank you for the necklace!
375	00:20:46,792	00:20:47,742	Necklace? What necklace?	Necklace? What necklace?
376	00:20:50,417	00:20:51,576	Thank you so much!	Thank you so much!
377	00:20:52,084	00:20:54,117	Try it on!	Try it on!
378	00:20:54,626	00:20:57,867	The latest Italian design, not bad huh?	The latest Italian design, not bad huh?
379	00:20:58,792	00:21:00,659	I knew you wouldn't forget my birthday!	I knew you wouldn't forget my birthday!
380	00:21:00,917	00:21:01,750	What birthday?	What birthday?
381	00:21:01,751	00:21:04,659	Stop pretending! Thank you!	Stop pretending! Thank you!
382	00:21:05,251	00:21:08,993	Mom, my brother-in-laws might own farms...	Mom, my brother-in-laws might own farms...
383	00:21:08,994	00:21:10,375	...or hotels...	...or hotels...
384	00:21:10,376	00:21:11,666	Or some restaurants.	Or some restaurants.
385	00:21:11,667	00:21:14,285	They might have huge mansions with pools.	They might have huge mansions with pools.
386	00:21:14,286	00:21:16,284	But I have my husband.	But I have my husband.
387	00:21:16,667	00:21:19,367	He must have saved this money for years to buy me this!	He must have saved this money for years to buy me this!
388	00:21:20,417	00:21:24,750	Okay, I'm wrong, I misjudged you!	Okay, I'm wrong, I misjudged you!
389	00:21:24,751	00:21:27,055	Hui is the best.	Hui is the best.
390	00:21:27,056	00:21:29,492	I knew it all along!	I knew it all along!
391	00:21:29,667	00:21:32,250	Honey, I'll cook a nice dinner for all of us.	Honey, I'll cook a nice dinner for all of us.
392	00:21:32,251	00:21:33,492	You better!	You better!
393	00:21:34,084	00:21:35,284	Let me help you.	Let me help you.
394	00:21:36,959	00:21:39,951	Hui, you're quite something!	Hui, you're quite something!
395	00:21:47,042	00:21:48,367	When does the bank close?	When does the bank close?
396	00:21:48,709	00:21:50,034	In 10 minutes.	In 10 minutes.
397	00:21:51,709	00:21:53,764	Mr. Chan, here's $8000.	Mr. Chan, here's $8000.
398	00:21:53,765	00:21:55,750	Make me another necklace.	Make me another necklace.
399	00:21:55,751	00:21:57,659	Sorry Sir, the Gold price went up, it now costs $8,700.	Sorry Sir, the Gold price went up, it now costs $8,700.
400	00:21:59,334	00:22:01,243	Okay, I owe you $700, just do it!	Okay, I owe you $700, just do it!
401	00:22:01,244	00:22:02,201	A receipt for $10,000 again?	A receipt for $10,000 again?
402	00:22:02,202	00:22:04,159	Of course!	Of course!
403	00:22:08,876	00:22:10,534	I saw a nun again. Bad luck for gambling!	I saw a nun again. Bad luck for gambling!
404	00:22:10,584	00:22:12,583	What would you like, Madam?	What would you like, Madam?
405	00:22:12,584	00:22:14,035	Plain noodles, with no lard please.	Plain noodles, with no lard please.
406	00:22:14,036	00:22:16,284	One bowl of boring noodles!	One bowl of boring noodles!
407	00:22:18,167	00:22:18,916	Hey Pang!	Hey Pang!
408	00:22:18,917	00:22:20,201	Give our sister a vegetable platter.	Give our sister a vegetable platter.
409	00:22:20,202	00:22:22,250	On the house.	On the house.
410	00:22:22,251	00:22:23,166	A plate of vegetable...	A plate of vegetable...
411	00:22:23,167	00:22:24,451	I'm having my hair cut upstairs!	I'm having my hair cut upstairs!
412	00:22:24,751	00:22:27,784	Sister is my best client!	Sister is my best client!
413	00:22:29,792	00:22:31,951	The boss treats her better than us.	The boss treats her better than us.
414	00:22:31,952	00:22:34,239	He thinks we're shit!	He thinks we're shit!
415	00:22:34,240	00:22:36,321	And he pays us peanuts!	And he pays us peanuts!
416	00:22:36,322	00:22:38,333	One day I'll just quit!	One day I'll just quit!
417	00:22:38,334	00:22:41,243	In fact, there are so many job opportunity out there.	In fact, there are so many job opportunity out there.
418	00:22:41,244	00:22:42,909	I want a raise!	I want a raise!
419	00:22:43,501	00:22:47,035	Go tell the boss! Give us a raise!	Go tell the boss! Give us a raise!
420	00:22:47,036	00:22:48,875	Hit him if he refuses.	Hit him if he refuses.
421	00:22:48,876	00:22:50,847	Beat him up if he hesitates!	Beat him up if he hesitates!
422	00:22:50,848	00:22:53,229	Also, make him apologise to us.	Also, make him apologise to us.
423	00:22:53,230	00:22:55,666	If he refuses, we all quit.	If he refuses, we all quit.
424	00:22:55,667	00:22:57,076	We'll quit together.	We'll quit together.
425	00:22:57,876	00:23:00,159	Right, all of us!	Right, all of us!
426	00:23:00,501	00:23:03,117	- Who'll speak to him? - You! - Agreed!	- Who'll speak to him? - You! - Agreed!
427	00:23:04,667	00:23:06,242	Majority rules!	Majority rules!
428	00:23:13,459	00:23:14,826	Reading porno magazines again?	Reading porno magazines again?
429	00:23:14,827	00:23:16,160	No, it's hairstyling magazine!	No, it's hairstyling magazine!
430	00:23:16,161	00:23:17,708	Work on your maths, Son.	Work on your maths, Son.
431	00:23:17,709	00:23:19,201	Some day you might take over this shop.	Some day you might take over this shop.
432	00:23:19,202	00:23:21,326	No way, I hate numbers!	No way, I hate numbers!
433	00:23:22,959	00:23:25,368	Son, you are wrong. They are not numbers. They are money.	Son, you are wrong. They are not numbers. They are money.
434	00:23:25,369	00:23:28,201	You need to learn math to make money!	You need to learn math to make money!
435	00:23:28,501	00:23:30,597	But Dad, I want to be a hairstylist!	But Dad, I want to be a hairstylist!
436	00:23:30,598	00:23:32,660	A barber? You call that a career?	A barber? You call that a career?
437	00:23:32,661	00:23:33,750	No Dad. Not a barber.	No Dad. Not a barber.
438	00:23:33,751	00:23:36,118	It's the art of hairstyling.	It's the art of hairstyling.
439	00:23:36,119	00:23:37,368	Boss, we need to talk!	Boss, we need to talk!
440	00:23:37,369	00:23:39,166	Yes, we do.	Yes, we do.
441	00:23:39,167	00:23:41,118	How much do I give you guys for haircuts allowance?	How much do I give you guys for haircuts allowance?
442	00:23:41,119	00:23:41,916	$8...	$8...
443	00:23:41,917	00:23:44,916	- How much is a bowl of BBQ duck rice? - $9...	- How much is a bowl of BBQ duck rice? - $9...
444	00:23:44,917	00:23:47,368	Right, an average person eats tens of bowls of rice a month.	Right, an average person eats tens of bowls of rice a month.
445	00:23:47,369	00:23:48,618	But only cuts his hair no more than once a month!	But only cuts his hair no more than once a month!
446	00:23:48,619	00:23:49,927	This guy do nothing with his hair...	This guy do nothing with his hair...
447	00:23:49,928	00:23:51,367	You couldn't even feed your wife!	You couldn't even feed your wife!
448	00:23:51,876	00:23:55,285	But Dad, 8 bucks is no longer enough to pay for a haircut nowadays.	But Dad, 8 bucks is no longer enough to pay for a haircut nowadays.
449	00:23:55,286	00:23:57,677	It costs at least $48.	It costs at least $48.
450	00:23:57,678	00:24:00,035	Exactly, $8 isn't enough!	Exactly, $8 isn't enough!
451	00:24:00,036	00:24:01,743	$48! For a haircut?	$48! For a haircut?
452	00:24:01,744	00:24:02,666	That's cheap.	That's cheap.
453	00:24:02,667	00:24:05,493	Sometimes it costs more!	Sometimes it costs more!
454	00:24:05,494	00:24:09,375	You come here! Let me show you something.	You come here! Let me show you something.
455	00:24:09,376	00:24:10,576	Please sit down. I will do it.	Please sit down. I will do it.
456	00:24:10,577	00:24:11,750	I will show you a real hair cut.	I will show you a real hair cut.
457	00:24:11,751	00:24:14,326	Boss, I'm want to talk to you.	Boss, I'm want to talk to you.
458	00:24:16,626	00:24:17,659	Squid, take a seat.	Squid, take a seat.
459	00:24:18,417	00:24:20,909	You and I, we don't need to talk.	You and I, we don't need to talk.
460	00:24:21,459	00:24:22,659	Squid, I like you.	Squid, I like you.
461	00:24:22,834	00:24:24,639	Because you're an honest man.	Because you're an honest man.
462	00:24:24,640	00:24:26,375	You are loyal and very handsome.	You are loyal and very handsome.
463	00:24:26,376	00:24:29,242	You're not like other ordinary staff.	You're not like other ordinary staff.
464	00:24:30,542	00:24:33,583	Soon, my restaurant will become a limited company.	Soon, my restaurant will become a limited company.
465	00:24:33,584	00:24:34,826	When the time comes, all staff will have a fair share of the company.	When the time comes, all staff will have a fair share of the company.
466	00:24:34,827	00:24:35,583	Every man will be a shareholder.	Every man will be a shareholder.
467	00:24:35,584	00:24:37,326	So why so short-sighted in asking for a raise?	So why so short-sighted in asking for a raise?
468	00:24:38,417	00:24:41,451	You see, we not only work for ourselves.	You see, we not only work for ourselves.
469	00:24:41,452	00:24:43,076	But also for...	But also for...
470	00:24:43,084	00:24:44,083	...our children.	...our children.
471	00:24:44,084	00:24:46,201	And our children's children. Every one will be a shareholder.	And our children's children. Every one will be a shareholder.
472	00:24:46,202	00:24:48,201	Who will enjoy the profits forever.	Who will enjoy the profits forever.
473	00:24:55,834	00:24:57,875	You know, our boss ain't so bad after all.	You know, our boss ain't so bad after all.
474	00:24:57,876	00:25:00,160	He promised we'll all own this restaurant one day.	He promised we'll all own this restaurant one day.
475	00:25:00,161	00:25:03,000	So what's the point of a raise?	So what's the point of a raise?
476	00:25:03,001	00:25:06,285	We'll just be spending our future profits.	We'll just be spending our future profits.
477	00:25:06,286	00:25:08,992	The boss is keeping it safe for us.	The boss is keeping it safe for us.
478	00:25:09,584	00:25:11,264	Have you been brain-washed?	Have you been brain-washed?
479	00:25:11,265	00:25:12,910	No, but my hair's washed!	No, but my hair's washed!
480	00:25:12,911	00:25:13,990	Not bad huh?	Not bad huh?
481	00:25:13,991	00:25:15,201	It's disgusting!	It's disgusting!
482	00:25:15,792	00:25:18,576	But the boss said it's the latest fashion!	But the boss said it's the latest fashion!
483	00:25:18,577	00:25:20,927	How could you let him do that?	How could you let him do that?
484	00:25:20,928	00:25:23,243	It's ugly! Who would want this?	It's ugly! Who would want this?
485	00:25:23,244	00:25:24,284	What?	What?
486	00:25:25,834	00:25:27,742	Who says it's ugly?	Who says it's ugly?
487	00:25:28,917	00:25:31,159	From now on, haircut allowance is cancelled.	From now on, haircut allowance is cancelled.
488	00:25:31,376	00:25:35,034	Come upstairs for your haircuts.	Come upstairs for your haircuts.
489	00:25:35,042	00:25:37,742	Okay? Back to work!	Okay? Back to work!
490	00:25:38,334	00:25:40,284	Lazy people!	Lazy people!
491	00:25:40,709	00:25:42,076	Mom...	Mom...
492	00:25:43,709	00:25:47,618	Looking for Tammy? She's upstairs.	Looking for Tammy? She's upstairs.
493	00:25:47,619	00:25:49,117	Make yourself at home!	Make yourself at home!
494	00:26:04,042	00:26:05,951	What a show!	What a show!
495	00:26:34,751	00:26:36,826	Hey boss, look across the street! What a show!	Hey boss, look across the street! What a show!
496	00:26:36,827	00:26:38,159	Let's have a look!	Let's have a look!
497	00:26:38,376	00:26:41,076	Mind your own business, back to work!	Mind your own business, back to work!
498	00:26:43,542	00:26:48,784	D... A... N... N... Y.	D... A... N... N... Y.
499	00:26:49,334	00:26:51,617	Boss. Look!	Boss. Look!
500	00:26:52,292	00:26:57,534	D... A... N... N... Y.	D... A... N... N... Y.
501	00:26:58,126	00:26:59,535	Fried chicken, who will eat such a thing?	Fried chicken, who will eat such a thing?
502	00:26:59,536	00:27:01,367	They're like running a circus!	They're like running a circus!
503	00:27:01,834	00:27:02,958	Get to work!	Get to work!
504	00:27:02,959	00:27:04,458	Get to work!	Get to work!
505	00:27:04,459	00:27:06,326	Stop staring at the girls! Get to work!	Stop staring at the girls! Get to work!
506	00:27:07,626	00:27:14,409	D... A... N... N... Y.	D... A... N... N... Y.
507	00:27:15,626	00:27:17,243	Did you buy out the old shop across the road?	Did you buy out the old shop across the road?
508	00:27:17,244	00:27:19,802	Sir, they have a long-term lease.	Sir, they have a long-term lease.
509	00:27:19,803	00:27:22,492	Stupid! I want them out of here.	Stupid! I want them out of here.
510	00:27:23,126	00:27:25,284	D... A... N... N... Y.	D... A... N... N... Y.
511	00:27:42,542	00:27:43,916	Table for two?	Table for two?
512	00:27:43,917	00:27:45,785	This kind of Mom and Pop shop. Will become extinct soon.	This kind of Mom and Pop shop. Will become extinct soon.
513	00:27:45,786	00:27:47,076	When it does, we will take over this place.	When it does, we will take over this place.
514	00:27:47,077	00:27:49,201	And that'll secure the whole street!	And that'll secure the whole street!
515	00:27:49,202	00:27:50,041	Yeah, boss!	Yeah, boss!
516	00:27:50,042	00:27:51,201	Tear down the stairs.	Tear down the stairs.
517	00:27:51,251	00:27:52,208	Okay!	Okay!
518	00:27:52,209	00:27:53,541	And these filthy walls.	And these filthy walls.
519	00:27:53,542	00:27:54,868	The kitchen's back there, right?	The kitchen's back there, right?
520	00:27:54,869	00:27:56,250	Hey, is the kitchen back there?	Hey, is the kitchen back there?
521	00:27:56,251	00:27:58,660	Move the kitchen to the back alley, make this space bigger.	Move the kitchen to the back alley, make this space bigger.
522	00:27:58,661	00:27:59,784	Yes!	Yes!
523	00:28:00,334	00:28:02,250	What a mess!	What a mess!
524	00:28:02,251	00:28:03,701	It'll need lots of renovation work!	It'll need lots of renovation work!
525	00:28:05,542	00:28:07,242	Are you here to eat or to criticize?	Are you here to eat or to criticize?
526	00:28:09,709	00:28:11,492	Take it away!	Take it away!
527	00:28:12,584	00:28:15,916	- I hate those, get rid of it! - Yes...	- I hate those, get rid of it! - Yes...
528	00:28:15,917	00:28:17,201	Change the door to automatic.	Change the door to automatic.
529	00:28:17,202	00:28:18,117	Yes...	Yes...
530	00:28:18,792	00:28:19,875	Pay attention...	Pay attention...
531	00:28:19,876	00:28:21,951	Do it as soon as the shop closes down.	Do it as soon as the shop closes down.
532	00:28:24,709	00:28:26,701	Arrogant bastard!	Arrogant bastard!
533	00:28:26,876	00:28:28,242	I bet you will close down in three days!	I bet you will close down in three days!
534	00:28:28,584	00:28:29,617	Get to work!	Get to work!
535	00:28:30,751	00:28:33,493	Ladies and gentlemen, the opening ceremony.	Ladies and gentlemen, the opening ceremony.
536	00:28:33,494	00:28:36,868	Danny's Chicken will always win.	Danny's Chicken will always win.
537	00:28:36,869	00:28:38,375	This is our first shop.	This is our first shop.
538	00:28:38,376	00:28:40,867	In 6 months, we will open 100 shops.	In 6 months, we will open 100 shops.
539	00:28:41,251	00:28:43,514	We'll be the talk of the town.	We'll be the talk of the town.
540	00:28:43,515	00:28:45,909	Here comes our guest of honour.	Here comes our guest of honour.
541	00:28:46,126	00:28:48,784	Let's welcome our guest of honour... Mr. Sam Hui!	Let's welcome our guest of honour... Mr. Sam Hui!
542	00:28:54,001	00:28:57,534	Your autograph please!	Your autograph please!
543	00:29:01,459	00:29:03,333	Hi ladies and gentlemen!	Hi ladies and gentlemen!
544	00:29:03,334	00:29:05,868	I'm very happy to be here today.	I'm very happy to be here today.
545	00:29:05,869	00:29:08,534	Enough said. Congratulations!	Enough said. Congratulations!
546	00:29:26,876	00:29:28,909	It doesn't work, what a pity.	It doesn't work, what a pity.
547	00:29:29,084	00:29:29,916	Thank you!	Thank you!
548	00:29:29,917	00:29:31,180	Goodbye!	Goodbye!
549	00:29:31,181	00:29:32,937	Sam!	Sam!
550	00:29:32,938	00:29:34,826	Goodbye!	Goodbye!
551	00:29:37,542	00:29:40,701	Friends, I formally announce the opening of Danny's Chicken!	Friends, I formally announce the opening of Danny's Chicken!
552	00:29:44,417	00:29:45,576	Distribute the leaflets...	Distribute the leaflets...
553	00:29:56,209	00:29:58,618	You've roasted too many ducks today!	You've roasted too many ducks today!
554	00:29:58,619	00:30:00,958	It's because we haven't sold any!	It's because we haven't sold any!
555	00:30:00,959	00:30:02,701	The customers have all gone to Danny's.	The customers have all gone to Danny's.
556	00:30:04,251	00:30:05,534	Hang these four ducks up.	Hang these four ducks up.
557	00:30:05,876	00:30:08,875	That's enough, we are not selling any ducks!	That's enough, we are not selling any ducks!
558	00:30:08,876	00:30:11,409	I am sure the students will come in and buy them.	I am sure the students will come in and buy them.
559	00:30:12,667	00:30:14,701	Look across the street, they seem to be doing good business.	Look across the street, they seem to be doing good business.
560	00:30:14,702	00:30:16,576	Perhaps people like to try new things.	Perhaps people like to try new things.
561	00:30:16,577	00:30:18,785	But they will be back very soon.	But they will be back very soon.
562	00:30:18,786	00:30:20,416	- Smells good! - Yes, smells good!	- Smells good! - Yes, smells good!
563	00:30:20,417	00:30:22,916	See! Here they come. Table for four?	See! Here they come. Table for four?
564	00:30:22,917	00:30:24,243	Look, there's a new fried chicken shop!	Look, there's a new fried chicken shop!
565	00:30:24,244	00:30:25,285	Let's try it out!	Let's try it out!
566	00:30:25,286	00:30:26,701	Okay!	Okay!
567	00:30:30,709	00:30:33,826	Kids!	Kids!
568	00:30:33,876	00:30:36,291	I can say this for sure.	I can say this for sure.
569	00:30:36,292	00:30:38,618	They will be back within three days.	They will be back within three days.
570	00:30:38,619	00:30:39,535	Or I'll cut off my head!	Or I'll cut off my head!
571	00:30:39,536	00:30:40,867	3 days!	3 days!
572	00:30:56,501	00:31:00,160	Ah Pan, a free veggie dish for our dear sister.	Ah Pan, a free veggie dish for our dear sister.
573	00:31:00,161	00:31:01,076	Okay!	Okay!
574	00:31:01,959	00:31:03,117	Checkmate!	Checkmate!
575	00:31:15,001	00:31:16,326	What?	What?
576	00:31:18,542	00:31:21,909	Checkmate, you owe me $10!	Checkmate, you owe me $10!
577	00:31:49,417	00:31:50,742	Look, I can't believe it!	Look, I can't believe it!
578	00:31:50,834	00:31:52,791	Attention Work Unit 5.	Attention Work Unit 5.
579	00:31:52,792	00:31:55,638	Welcome on board our air-conditioned bus.	Welcome on board our air-conditioned bus.
580	00:31:55,639	00:31:58,617	We're going to the first company outing trip.	We're going to the first company outing trip.
581	00:31:59,542	00:32:01,083	Work Unit 5...	Work Unit 5...
582	00:32:01,084	00:32:02,826	We are going to the beach!	We are going to the beach!
583	00:32:03,334	00:32:05,576	We are going to have lots of fun!	We are going to have lots of fun!
584	00:32:05,667	00:32:07,243	Wow, such a nice job!	Wow, such a nice job!
585	00:32:07,244	00:32:08,326	Yes, indeed!	Yes, indeed!
586	00:32:13,251	00:32:14,617	Let's have an early dinner today.	Let's have an early dinner today.
587	00:32:16,501	00:32:17,701	Let's call it a day.	Let's call it a day.
588	00:32:17,702	00:32:18,868	Let's get some beer...	Let's get some beer...
589	00:32:18,869	00:32:20,701	Cheers!	Cheers!
590	00:32:21,376	00:32:22,576	For you.	For you.
591	00:32:23,584	00:32:24,742	Drink with me!	Drink with me!
592	00:32:26,084	00:32:27,041	To Us!	To Us!
593	00:32:27,042	00:32:28,409	Cheers!	Cheers!
594	00:32:33,084	00:32:34,993	We are like a family.	We are like a family.
595	00:32:34,994	00:32:36,156	Aren't we?	Aren't we?
596	00:32:36,157	00:32:37,451	Of course!	Of course!
597	00:32:37,876	00:32:39,326	But that's not good! You know.	But that's not good! You know.
598	00:32:39,959	00:32:42,576	Because we are too ashamed to discuss our problems.	Because we are too ashamed to discuss our problems.
599	00:32:42,577	00:32:45,375	We cannot improve without facing our problems.	We cannot improve without facing our problems.
600	00:32:45,376	00:32:48,785	So tonight... I want you all to speak about our problems.	So tonight... I want you all to speak about our problems.
601	00:32:48,786	00:32:51,201	Be honest with me.	Be honest with me.
602	00:32:51,209	00:32:53,284	Speak out so that we can change.	Speak out so that we can change.
603	00:32:53,667	00:32:54,992	Okay? Anyone? Ready? You first.	Okay? Anyone? Ready? You first.
604	00:32:56,584	00:32:58,784	Boss, I really like it here. There is no problem.	Boss, I really like it here. There is no problem.
605	00:32:59,376	00:33:01,660	Yes, our shop is good. No problems!	Yes, our shop is good. No problems!
606	00:33:01,661	00:33:04,656	Come on guys, there must be something.	Come on guys, there must be something.
607	00:33:04,657	00:33:07,618	Trust me, I won't take it personally.	Trust me, I won't take it personally.
608	00:33:07,619	00:33:08,541	Come on, tell me the truth!	Come on, tell me the truth!
609	00:33:08,542	00:33:09,492	Pan, you start.	Pan, you start.
610	00:33:09,751	00:33:11,625	Our shop is clean...	Our shop is clean...
611	00:33:11,626	00:33:13,909	But sometimes it's just a little bit dusty.	But sometimes it's just a little bit dusty.
612	00:33:14,084	00:33:16,118	Great, this is what I want to hear!	Great, this is what I want to hear!
613	00:33:16,119	00:33:17,541	Go on! Go on!	Go on! Go on!
614	00:33:17,542	00:33:20,201	We have a shortage of staff. Sometime it's tiring.	We have a shortage of staff. Sometime it's tiring.
615	00:33:20,202	00:33:21,534	Oh no... What I meant was...	Oh no... What I meant was...
616	00:33:22,667	00:33:26,326	It's tiring for me to... Serve so many customers.	It's tiring for me to... Serve so many customers.
617	00:33:26,327	00:33:28,243	Please continue. We must have some weakness.	Please continue. We must have some weakness.
618	00:33:28,244	00:33:30,618	Maria, please say something!	Maria, please say something!
619	00:33:30,619	00:33:31,659	What's on your mind?	What's on your mind?
620	00:33:31,751	00:33:36,160	Boss, sometimes you shout at us in front of customers.	Boss, sometimes you shout at us in front of customers.
621	00:33:36,161	00:33:37,541	Embarrass us.	Embarrass us.
622	00:33:37,542	00:33:40,118	And you know... The ceiling is falling off.	And you know... The ceiling is falling off.
623	00:33:40,119	00:33:42,409	The place needs some repairing, boss!	The place needs some repairing, boss!
624	00:33:43,626	00:33:45,868	Oh, yes, and the bowls and dishes are cracked.	Oh, yes, and the bowls and dishes are cracked.
625	00:33:45,869	00:33:48,367	The customers don't like it!	The customers don't like it!
626	00:33:48,584	00:33:49,951	No air-conditioning, boss!	No air-conditioning, boss!
627	00:33:49,952	00:33:51,285	It's so hot working in here.	It's so hot working in here.
628	00:33:51,286	00:33:52,910	I can't stop sweating!	I can't stop sweating!
629	00:33:52,911	00:33:54,583	Oh yeah?	Oh yeah?
630	00:33:54,584	00:33:56,333	The water tap isn't working.	The water tap isn't working.
631	00:33:56,334	00:33:58,743	And you never send anybody to repair it.	And you never send anybody to repair it.
632	00:33:58,744	00:34:00,927	It's hard to get water to mop the floor.	It's hard to get water to mop the floor.
633	00:34:00,928	00:34:03,041	Look, there are holes on our uniforms.	Look, there are holes on our uniforms.
634	00:34:03,042	00:34:05,576	We're underpaid, without overtime compensations!	We're underpaid, without overtime compensations!
635	00:34:06,001	00:34:07,451	...don't you remember I gave you money the other night?	...don't you remember I gave you money the other night?
636	00:34:07,876	00:34:09,083	...I promise you'll get more next time.	...I promise you'll get more next time.
637	00:34:09,084	00:34:11,535	Boss, I always wanted to learn your roasting technique.	Boss, I always wanted to learn your roasting technique.
638	00:34:11,536	00:34:13,302	But you never teach us anything.	But you never teach us anything.
639	00:34:13,303	00:34:15,201	But Chimp, you just got here.	But Chimp, you just got here.
640	00:34:15,417	00:34:17,388	I really hope to learn something.	I really hope to learn something.
641	00:34:17,389	00:34:19,326	You hassle me when I'm in the toilet!	You hassle me when I'm in the toilet!
642	00:34:19,327	00:34:22,708	I'll get haemorrhoids!	I'll get haemorrhoids!
643	00:34:22,709	00:34:24,826	I'll buy you haemorrhoid cream!	I'll buy you haemorrhoid cream!
644	00:34:24,876	00:34:27,125	Bad management. Poor leadership!	Bad management. Poor leadership!
645	00:34:27,126	00:34:29,492	Boss, you're a miser. You are selfish!	Boss, you're a miser. You are selfish!
646	00:34:30,542	00:34:33,159	Cheers!	Cheers!
647	00:34:39,501	00:34:42,368	Now... Have you all expressed enough?	Now... Have you all expressed enough?
648	00:34:42,369	00:34:44,576	Look at yourselves. Traitors!	Look at yourselves. Traitors!
649	00:34:45,167	00:34:46,993	Boss, please don't get mad...	Boss, please don't get mad...
650	00:34:46,994	00:34:49,458	We didn't mean it!	We didn't mean it!
651	00:34:49,459	00:34:51,625	My examples must be wrong.	My examples must be wrong.
652	00:34:51,626	00:34:54,000	Perhaps, some customers like cracked bowls!	Perhaps, some customers like cracked bowls!
653	00:34:54,001	00:34:55,208	Oh, yes, perhaps.	Oh, yes, perhaps.
654	00:34:55,209	00:34:57,617	Right, you owe me money for breaking those bowls!	Right, you owe me money for breaking those bowls!
655	00:34:58,001	00:35:00,118	And who stole four bottles of beer yesterday?	And who stole four bottles of beer yesterday?
656	00:35:00,119	00:35:01,833	Not just me...	Not just me...
657	00:35:01,834	00:35:03,125	Pan stole some ducks!	Pan stole some ducks!
658	00:35:03,126	00:35:04,826	Chimp tried to steal toothpicks and soy sauce!	Chimp tried to steal toothpicks and soy sauce!
659	00:35:04,827	00:35:07,451	What?	What?
660	00:35:07,751	00:35:10,451	Maria found $100 bill on the floor!	Maria found $100 bill on the floor!
661	00:35:10,452	00:35:12,076	...and she pocketed it!	...and she pocketed it!
662	00:35:12,077	00:35:13,333	No, I didn't!	No, I didn't!
663	00:35:13,334	00:35:14,742	No more explanation!	No more explanation!
664	00:35:14,959	00:35:17,951	You're all thieves, and you'll all pay me back!	You're all thieves, and you'll all pay me back!
665	00:35:19,292	00:35:20,659	I don't care!	I don't care!
666	00:35:20,660	00:35:21,958	I'm not afraid!	I'm not afraid!
667	00:35:21,959	00:35:23,125	Is this a rebellion?	Is this a rebellion?
668	00:35:23,126	00:35:24,041	What if it is a rebellion?	What if it is a rebellion?
669	00:35:24,042	00:35:25,451	You always treated us so cruel.	You always treated us so cruel.
670	00:35:25,452	00:35:26,968	It's pay back time. Let's do it!	It's pay back time. Let's do it!
671	00:35:26,969	00:35:28,451	Let's head to work for Danny's shop!	Let's head to work for Danny's shop!
672	00:35:28,452	00:35:29,951	Come on, let's go!	Come on, let's go!
673	00:35:32,251	00:35:34,784	Do what you want, I won't stop you!	Do what you want, I won't stop you!
674	00:35:36,459	00:35:39,576	I would rather work for Danny's!	I would rather work for Danny's!
675	00:35:41,959	00:35:43,160	Squid, if you leave this door...	Squid, if you leave this door...
676	00:35:43,161	00:35:44,867	Don't ever come back again!	Don't ever come back again!
677	00:35:45,084	00:35:46,826	Take a taxi. I will pay for you to leave.	Take a taxi. I will pay for you to leave.
678	00:35:49,542	00:35:50,659	Squid, think of your mother.	Squid, think of your mother.
679	00:35:51,126	00:35:52,742	Who will feed her when you're jobless?	Who will feed her when you're jobless?
680	00:35:54,084	00:35:55,493	And think about your dad.	And think about your dad.
681	00:35:55,494	00:35:56,500	On his deathbed...	On his deathbed...
682	00:35:56,501	00:35:58,576	He told you to stay with me. Those were his last words.	He told you to stay with me. Those were his last words.
683	00:36:00,251	00:36:01,785	Stop boss. I have had enough of this.	Stop boss. I have had enough of this.
684	00:36:01,786	00:36:02,958	I leave now.	I leave now.
685	00:36:02,959	00:36:04,708	The others will come with me too!	The others will come with me too!
686	00:36:04,709	00:36:06,576	You will be left all alone by yourself.	You will be left all alone by yourself.
687	00:36:20,376	00:36:22,666	Come on! Guys! Come with me! Guys!	Come on! Guys! Come with me! Guys!
688	00:36:22,667	00:36:24,076	Come with me! Guys!	Come with me! Guys!
689	00:36:52,751	00:36:56,159	Hui, you are almost late for Mom's birthday.	Hui, you are almost late for Mom's birthday.
690	00:36:57,209	00:37:00,242	I'm not in the mood today.	I'm not in the mood today.
691	00:37:01,084	00:37:03,409	Put on a suit.	Put on a suit.
692	00:37:03,410	00:37:05,867	Don't be late!	Don't be late!
693	00:37:06,584	00:37:08,034	There's no time to pick up my suit.	There's no time to pick up my suit.
694	00:37:11,251	00:37:13,117	Taxi!	Taxi!
695	00:37:14,251	00:37:15,659	Taxi! Please! It's urgent!	Taxi! Please! It's urgent!
696	00:37:17,459	00:37:18,826	Sorry, my shift's over!	Sorry, my shift's over!
697	00:37:20,292	00:37:22,993	Please, I'm in a hurry, please help me!	Please, I'm in a hurry, please help me!
698	00:37:22,994	00:37:25,076	I'm begging you, please!	I'm begging you, please!
699	00:37:26,334	00:37:27,826	Hurry!	Hurry!
700	00:37:29,459	00:37:30,826	Hurry!	Hurry!
701	00:37:36,209	00:37:38,867	You can stop here now.	You can stop here now.
702	00:37:41,876	00:37:42,867	Thank you!	Thank you!
703	00:37:45,334	00:37:48,242	I can't, there's a traffic warden.	I can't, there's a traffic warden.
704	00:37:49,292	00:37:50,160	Just a quick stop!	Just a quick stop!
705	00:37:50,161	00:37:51,326	No way!	No way!
706	00:37:52,459	00:37:54,660	Tailor, get me my suit please!	Tailor, get me my suit please!
707	00:37:54,661	00:37:56,260	I'm in a hurry...	I'm in a hurry...
708	00:37:56,261	00:37:57,992	Please be quick!	Please be quick!
709	00:37:58,126	00:38:01,701	The traffic warden's coming, I'll get fined.	The traffic warden's coming, I'll get fined.
710	00:38:02,209	00:38:03,958	Tailor, hurry up, please.	Tailor, hurry up, please.
711	00:38:03,959	00:38:05,333	The traffic warden's coming, quick!	The traffic warden's coming, quick!
712	00:38:05,334	00:38:07,000	Hurry!	Hurry!
713	00:38:07,001	00:38:10,076	Just throw it to me!	Just throw it to me!
714	00:38:10,626	00:38:12,285	I'll pay you tomorrow.	I'll pay you tomorrow.
715	00:38:12,286	00:38:12,916	Hurry!	Hurry!
716	00:38:12,917	00:38:13,993	No bags necessary. I will put it on now.	No bags necessary. I will put it on now.
717	00:38:13,994	00:38:15,448	Mr. Hui your suit!	Mr. Hui your suit!
718	00:38:15,449	00:38:16,868	I'll pay you tomorrow.	I'll pay you tomorrow.
719	00:38:16,869	00:38:17,875	Okay!	Okay!
720	00:38:17,876	00:38:21,201	Boss, you have given him the wrong suit!	Boss, you have given him the wrong suit!
721	00:38:42,876	00:38:45,535	Driver, my destination is ahead. Why are you heading the opposite direction?	Driver, my destination is ahead. Why are you heading the opposite direction?
722	00:38:45,536	00:38:47,701	I know. This is Hong Kong.	I know. This is Hong Kong.
723	00:38:47,702	00:38:49,635	This is the only way.	This is the only way.
724	00:38:49,636	00:38:51,701	Another traffic jam!	Another traffic jam!
725	00:39:03,792	00:39:04,659	Thank you!	Thank you!
726	00:39:04,660	00:39:05,659	Darling...	Darling...
727	00:39:08,251	00:39:11,514	Darling, I paid $70 for the taxi!	Darling, I paid $70 for the taxi!
728	00:39:11,515	00:39:14,743	Damn! I knew the Tailor wasn't good!	Damn! I knew the Tailor wasn't good!
729	00:39:14,744	00:39:16,659	At least it's a suit.	At least it's a suit.
730	00:39:18,626	00:39:20,118	It's Mom's birthday.	It's Mom's birthday.
731	00:39:20,119	00:39:21,576	Be careful what you say!	Be careful what you say!
732	00:39:21,577	00:39:22,992	Okay, I'll shut up!	Okay, I'll shut up!
733	00:39:23,417	00:39:24,451	I won't even breathe.	I won't even breathe.
734	00:39:25,626	00:39:27,347	Let's get it right.	Let's get it right.
735	00:39:27,348	00:39:29,000	Remember the signal?	Remember the signal?
736	00:39:29,001	00:39:32,139	This signal means "slow down".	This signal means "slow down".
737	00:39:32,140	00:39:34,562	This one means "shut up", okay?	This one means "shut up", okay?
738	00:39:34,563	00:39:36,958	What if your mom picks on me?	What if your mom picks on me?
739	00:39:36,959	00:39:38,284	Okay, okay, I'll shut up.	Okay, okay, I'll shut up.
740	00:39:38,285	00:39:39,742	Remember the signals!	Remember the signals!
741	00:39:42,001	00:39:44,159	No table manners at all!	No table manners at all!
742	00:39:45,334	00:39:46,708	Dear Mom!	Dear Mom!
743	00:39:46,709	00:39:47,826	Happy Birthday!	Happy Birthday!
744	00:39:47,827	00:39:49,034	Thank you...	Thank you...
745	00:39:49,167	00:39:50,742	You look so good!	You look so good!
746	00:39:51,084	00:39:52,617	You look so young today!	You look so young today!
747	00:39:52,917	00:39:54,534	You're all dressed up today!	You're all dressed up today!
748	00:39:54,667	00:39:56,597	It's your birthday...	It's your birthday...
749	00:39:56,598	00:39:58,458	I must show respect!	I must show respect!
750	00:39:58,459	00:40:00,159	Casual dress is good on you.	Casual dress is good on you.
751	00:40:00,160	00:40:01,826	Keep it cold for me please.	Keep it cold for me please.
752	00:40:01,827	00:40:02,718	Thank you...	Thank you...
753	00:40:02,719	00:40:03,742	You're welcome...	You're welcome...
754	00:40:04,042	00:40:06,243	Four people. Why are there 8 pairs of chopsticks?	Four people. Why are there 8 pairs of chopsticks?
755	00:40:06,244	00:40:07,708	A pair in each hand?	A pair in each hand?
756	00:40:07,709	00:40:09,784	Honey, one pair's for serving!	Honey, one pair's for serving!
757	00:40:10,001	00:40:11,284	Which pair's for 'de-serving' then?	Which pair's for 'de-serving' then?
758	00:40:13,792	00:40:14,875	Got a new shipment?	Got a new shipment?
759	00:40:14,876	00:40:18,368	It's Siberian silver fox.	It's Siberian silver fox.
760	00:40:18,369	00:40:20,041	Oh, it's beautiful!	Oh, it's beautiful!
761	00:40:20,042	00:40:22,951	Of course, your mother has good taste!	Of course, your mother has good taste!
762	00:40:22,952	00:40:24,659	I don't sell pig's skin!	I don't sell pig's skin!
763	00:40:25,459	00:40:31,034	Honey, you look smart in fur!	Honey, you look smart in fur!
764	00:40:31,792	00:40:32,708	No way.	No way.
765	00:40:32,709	00:40:35,451	It reminds me of the poor animal.	It reminds me of the poor animal.
766	00:40:35,452	00:40:39,041	Shivering in the cold snow.	Shivering in the cold snow.
767	00:40:39,042	00:40:41,534	'Help! I'm freezing to death!'	'Help! I'm freezing to death!'
768	00:40:47,959	00:40:49,868	Nureyev's wearing my skin...	Nureyev's wearing my skin...
769	00:40:49,869	00:40:51,250	...where's yours?	...where's yours?
770	00:40:51,251	00:40:53,055	Mine's gone to Joan Collins!	Mine's gone to Joan Collins!
771	00:40:53,056	00:40:54,826	We're in the same boat! Poor us!	We're in the same boat! Poor us!
772	00:40:54,827	00:40:57,576	Enough, let's have dinner.	Enough, let's have dinner.
773	00:40:57,584	00:40:58,576	Let's have dinner.	Let's have dinner.
774	00:41:00,167	00:41:02,785	Stop fooling around, they kill the animal first!	Stop fooling around, they kill the animal first!
775	00:41:02,786	00:41:04,826	Not skin them alive!	Not skin them alive!
776	00:41:06,584	00:41:09,222	Humans are the only animals...	Humans are the only animals...
777	00:41:09,223	00:41:11,687	...that kill not just for food...	...that kill not just for food...
778	00:41:11,688	00:41:14,284	But for showing off the skins!	But for showing off the skins!
779	00:41:14,459	00:41:15,784	Really?	Really?
780	00:41:16,042	00:41:18,701	Have you seen a tiger kill a crocodile...	Have you seen a tiger kill a crocodile...
781	00:41:18,702	00:41:21,951	Throw the skin on this back...	Throw the skin on this back...
782	00:41:22,459	00:41:24,791	And go around saying...	And go around saying...
783	00:41:24,792	00:41:26,875	'Its genuine crocodile skin!'	'Its genuine crocodile skin!'
784	00:41:26,876	00:41:30,492	'Look, he can only afford pig skin!'	'Look, he can only afford pig skin!'
785	00:41:32,209	00:41:33,117	Shut up!	Shut up!
786	00:41:37,626	00:41:38,867	Honey!	Honey!
787	00:41:39,834	00:41:41,576	Slurping shows your appreciation! Right?	Slurping shows your appreciation! Right?
788	00:41:41,577	00:41:42,909	Tell me your instruction.	Tell me your instruction.
789	00:41:46,542	00:41:49,576	Its not hygienic to wash chopsticks in the soup!	Its not hygienic to wash chopsticks in the soup!
790	00:41:49,577	00:41:51,659	Family is okay! Or do you have AIDS?	Family is okay! Or do you have AIDS?
791	00:41:54,501	00:41:55,666	The way you behave...	The way you behave...
792	00:41:55,667	00:41:57,458	No wonder your business is bad!	No wonder your business is bad!
793	00:41:57,459	00:42:00,576	You're only fit to run a food stall!	You're only fit to run a food stall!
794	00:42:00,917	00:42:03,992	It's a BBQ duck restaurant, not a stall!	It's a BBQ duck restaurant, not a stall!
795	00:42:04,334	00:42:06,951	It has good prospect.	It has good prospect.
796	00:42:10,001	00:42:12,993	The following programme is proudly sponsored by Danny's Chicken.	The following programme is proudly sponsored by Danny's Chicken.
797	00:42:12,994	00:42:16,742	It's called, "Chicken wins all".	It's called, "Chicken wins all".
798	00:42:36,584	00:42:38,410	Why do they put the TV here?	Why do they put the TV here?
799	00:42:38,411	00:42:39,826	Bothering customers.	Bothering customers.
800	00:42:39,827	00:42:41,083	Are you scared?	Are you scared?
801	00:42:41,084	00:42:43,958	Their advertising is impressive!	Their advertising is impressive!
802	00:42:43,959	00:42:47,159	I can get you a discount for a TV advertisement...	I can get you a discount for a TV advertisement...
803	00:42:47,160	00:42:50,326	People come for my ducks because they are delicious.	People come for my ducks because they are delicious.
804	00:42:50,327	00:42:52,201	Not because of advertisements.	Not because of advertisements.
805	00:42:55,001	00:42:57,826	So what if it's good? People have to know!	So what if it's good? People have to know!
806	00:42:57,827	00:42:59,198	I'll invest some money.	I'll invest some money.
807	00:42:59,199	00:43:00,701	You can renovate your shop.	You can renovate your shop.
808	00:43:01,501	00:43:03,625	Good idea, Mom, please do!	Good idea, Mom, please do!
809	00:43:03,626	00:43:06,264	Stop joking, your mom's not really interested!	Stop joking, your mom's not really interested!
810	00:43:06,265	00:43:08,979	Our profit will only get you to Lamma Island!	Our profit will only get you to Lamma Island!
811	00:43:08,980	00:43:11,660	Look, Danny's shop is clean and pleasant...	Look, Danny's shop is clean and pleasant...
812	00:43:11,661	00:43:13,458	Everybody likes it.	Everybody likes it.
813	00:43:13,459	00:43:15,993	You're finished if you don't change!	You're finished if you don't change!
814	00:43:15,994	00:43:17,326	Do you know what packaging is?	Do you know what packaging is?
815	00:43:17,327	00:43:18,208	Bandaging?	Bandaging?
816	00:43:18,209	00:43:20,041	Hui, packaging is a kind of promotion.	Hui, packaging is a kind of promotion.
817	00:43:20,042	00:43:22,785	Packaging means gimmicks, gimmicks mean lying...	Packaging means gimmicks, gimmicks mean lying...
818	00:43:22,786	00:43:25,409	I don't want to lie.	I don't want to lie.
819	00:43:25,626	00:43:29,201	Presentation's important, even Madonna had a breast job!	Presentation's important, even Madonna had a breast job!
820	00:43:29,792	00:43:31,625	Mom, Madonna's breasts are real!	Mom, Madonna's breasts are real!
821	00:43:31,626	00:43:35,951	She squeezes them together so it looks big!	She squeezes them together so it looks big!
822	00:43:38,084	00:43:40,951	How can she sing with her hands like this?	How can she sing with her hands like this?
823	00:43:40,952	00:43:41,750	Why not?	Why not?
824	00:43:41,751	00:43:43,701	I watched her all through the concert!	I watched her all through the concert!
825	00:43:43,702	00:43:46,468	She can't sing with hands like this!	She can't sing with hands like this!
826	00:43:46,469	00:43:49,201	Starlight, starbright... Squeeze?	Starlight, starbright... Squeeze?
827	00:43:49,202	00:43:51,364	Holiday... Sqeeze? Huh?	Holiday... Sqeeze? Huh?
828	00:43:51,365	00:43:53,493	She lifts her right hand...	She lifts her right hand...
829	00:43:53,494	00:43:55,000	...her right boob drops.	...her right boob drops.
830	00:43:55,001	00:43:57,035	Her left hand? The left boob drops!	Her left hand? The left boob drops!
831	00:43:57,036	00:43:59,500	When she was singing...	When she was singing...
832	00:43:59,501	00:44:01,701	And what if she lifts both hands?	And what if she lifts both hands?
833	00:44:01,834	00:44:04,264	You stared at her breasts all night!	You stared at her breasts all night!
834	00:44:04,265	00:44:06,826	I didn't pay $200 just for her legs!	I didn't pay $200 just for her legs!
835	00:44:08,251	00:44:10,208	Madonna's the real thing...	Madonna's the real thing...
836	00:44:10,209	00:44:11,847	So are my ducks!	So are my ducks!
837	00:44:11,848	00:44:13,617	Champagne! Cheers!	Champagne! Cheers!
838	00:44:21,209	00:44:22,534	I don't want any!	I don't want any!
839	00:44:23,251	00:44:24,083	...cheer?	...cheer?
840	00:44:24,084	00:44:25,576	You finish it!	You finish it!
841	00:44:34,376	00:44:35,951	Snobs!	Snobs!
842	00:44:36,209	00:44:37,242	Morning!	Morning!
843	00:44:40,834	00:44:42,201	Morning boss!	Morning boss!
844	00:44:44,042	00:44:45,951	Morning boss!	Morning boss!
845	00:44:48,792	00:44:50,201	Morning boss!	Morning boss!
846	00:44:58,792	00:45:01,159	Boss, read my comic book...	Boss, read my comic book...
847	00:45:02,042	00:45:04,742	Boss, shall I clean upstairs?	Boss, shall I clean upstairs?
848	00:45:05,084	00:45:06,118	Boss, I stole a bottle of soy sauce!	Boss, I stole a bottle of soy sauce!
849	00:45:06,119	00:45:07,625	Do you want it back?	Do you want it back?
850	00:45:07,626	00:45:09,992	Look at you! You've become a chicken?	Look at you! You've become a chicken?
851	00:45:10,292	00:45:13,951	Give me...	Give me...
852	00:45:17,792	00:45:20,367	Give me...	Give me...
853	00:45:22,042	00:45:23,867	Good!	Good!
854	00:45:25,459	00:45:27,791	You traitor!	You traitor!
855	00:45:27,792	00:45:29,833	What have I done wrong?	What have I done wrong?
856	00:45:29,834	00:45:31,868	I took care of you for so long!	I took care of you for so long!
857	00:45:31,869	00:45:34,284	For your mother's sake!	For your mother's sake!
858	00:45:36,709	00:45:38,785	I've been so kind to you all those years.	I've been so kind to you all those years.
859	00:45:38,786	00:45:41,844	This is how you repay me?	This is how you repay me?
860	00:45:41,845	00:45:44,916	Come here Squid, come back!	Come here Squid, come back!
861	00:45:44,917	00:45:46,076	See, spineless worm!	See, spineless worm!
862	00:45:46,077	00:45:47,367	He will come back.	He will come back.
863	00:45:47,917	00:45:49,367	You'll see...	You'll see...
864	00:45:49,709	00:45:51,076	I am back for taxi fare!	I am back for taxi fare!
865	00:45:52,834	00:45:54,742	You promised you'd pay me taxi fare for me to leave.	You promised you'd pay me taxi fare for me to leave.
866	00:45:54,959	00:45:56,972	You want taxi fare?	You want taxi fare?
867	00:45:56,973	00:45:59,117	Okay! Taxi fare...	Okay! Taxi fare...
868	00:46:03,459	00:46:05,625	Here you go! Is this what you want?	Here you go! Is this what you want?
869	00:46:05,626	00:46:08,826	I can tell you this much: You're worth $10!	I can tell you this much: You're worth $10!
870	00:46:10,292	00:46:11,451	You are worthless!	You are worthless!
871	00:46:11,542	00:46:14,201	I treated you all these years...	I treated you all these years...
872	00:46:18,251	00:46:20,242	Where is the missing piece?	Where is the missing piece?
873	00:46:20,376	00:46:23,201	Boss, there's been accident outside!	Boss, there's been accident outside!
874	00:46:23,202	00:46:25,492	The TV stations are here!	The TV stations are here!
875	00:46:25,501	00:46:26,576	An accident?	An accident?
876	00:46:27,001	00:46:29,201	Chimp, you take over.	Chimp, you take over.
877	00:46:29,417	00:46:31,041	Alan, let's go and take a look.	Alan, let's go and take a look.
878	00:46:31,042	00:46:32,791	At 4:30pm...	At 4:30pm...
879	00:46:32,792	00:46:35,055	A minibus carrying 14 passengers...	A minibus carrying 14 passengers...
880	00:46:35,056	00:46:37,451	Lost control and hit a fire hydrant...	Lost control and hit a fire hydrant...
881	00:46:37,584	00:46:41,416	On North Kowloon Road...	On North Kowloon Road...
882	00:46:41,417	00:46:43,291	The accident cut off...	The accident cut off...
883	00:46:43,292	00:46:46,993	...all water supplies in the area.	...all water supplies in the area.
884	00:46:46,994	00:46:49,742	Fortunately no injuries.	Fortunately no injuries.
885	00:46:50,584	00:46:53,375	Everyone unharmed.	Everyone unharmed.
886	00:46:53,376	00:46:55,000	TVN News.	TVN News.
887	00:46:55,001	00:46:56,493	See, free advertisement time!	See, free advertisement time!
888	00:46:56,494	00:46:58,242	Advertising!	Advertising!
889	00:47:09,751	00:47:11,576	Let's move!	Let's move!
890	00:47:11,626	00:47:12,958	The light's green, move!	The light's green, move!
891	00:47:12,959	00:47:16,826	Be cool, people are crossing the road.	Be cool, people are crossing the road.
892	00:47:16,827	00:47:18,708	The light's red again...	The light's red again...
893	00:47:18,709	00:47:20,416	You waited for more passengers!	You waited for more passengers!
894	00:47:20,417	00:47:22,305	It's illegal driving through a red light.	It's illegal driving through a red light.
895	00:47:22,306	00:47:24,326	I know you would hurry if the van was full!	I know you would hurry if the van was full!
896	00:47:26,917	00:47:29,868	Son, be honest with me. Did you dine at Danny's with your girlfriend yesterday?	Son, be honest with me. Did you dine at Danny's with your girlfriend yesterday?
897	00:47:29,869	00:47:33,160	Yes, Dad. She said it's air-conditioned and has a TV.	Yes, Dad. She said it's air-conditioned and has a TV.
898	00:47:33,161	00:47:35,326	And the service is good.	And the service is good.
899	00:47:35,376	00:47:37,451	Son, how come you're so obedient to your girlfriend?	Son, how come you're so obedient to your girlfriend?
900	00:47:38,126	00:47:39,285	Green light, move!	Green light, move!
901	00:47:39,286	00:47:40,083	Wait...	Wait...
902	00:47:40,084	00:47:42,659	Passengers coming in.	Passengers coming in.
903	00:47:42,660	00:47:45,333	Red light again, damn!	Red light again, damn!
904	00:47:45,334	00:47:47,576	Red always comes after green!	Red always comes after green!
905	00:47:47,577	00:47:48,906	It's common sense.	It's common sense.
906	00:47:48,907	00:47:50,201	Okay, let's go!	Okay, let's go!
907	00:47:50,202	00:47:51,576	Wait!	Wait!
908	00:48:06,167	00:48:08,284	Can you see our advertisement?	Can you see our advertisement?
909	00:48:09,459	00:48:11,659	Green light, go on!	Green light, go on!
910	00:48:17,126	00:48:19,805	In here, you are not a waiter. You are not a chef.	In here, you are not a waiter. You are not a chef.
911	00:48:19,806	00:48:22,617	You are a star singer. Your job is to entertain...	You are a star singer. Your job is to entertain...
912	00:48:23,459	00:48:25,500	...your customers.	...your customers.
913	00:48:25,501	00:48:29,250	You know you have a good job, if...	You know you have a good job, if...
914	00:48:29,251	00:48:30,868	...your customers walks out humming your tune.	...your customers walks out humming your tune.
915	00:48:30,869	00:48:31,951	Yes Sir!	Yes Sir!
916	00:48:38,501	00:48:40,493	Can I take your order?	Can I take your order?
917	00:48:40,494	00:48:42,617	One fried chicken.	One fried chicken.
918	00:48:44,001	00:48:45,868	Want some French fries?	Want some French fries?
919	00:48:45,869	00:48:47,659	No, thanks.	No, thanks.
920	00:48:47,917	00:48:49,875	$5.8 please.	$5.8 please.
921	00:48:49,876	00:48:52,742	What? That's expensive!	What? That's expensive!
922	00:48:53,376	00:48:54,993	The price is set by company, sir.	The price is set by company, sir.
923	00:48:54,994	00:48:56,326	Shut up!	Shut up!
924	00:48:58,292	00:49:00,410	Why are you laughing? Have you got no dignity?	Why are you laughing? Have you got no dignity?
925	00:49:00,411	00:49:01,951	You dog!	You dog!
926	00:49:03,792	00:49:07,701	Sorry, no hot dogs, please come again.	Sorry, no hot dogs, please come again.
927	00:49:10,751	00:49:15,118	The customer is always right, no matter what.	The customer is always right, no matter what.
928	00:49:15,119	00:49:16,416	Let's practice!	Let's practice!
929	00:49:16,417	00:49:18,618	Morning, can I take your order?	Morning, can I take your order?
930	00:49:18,619	00:49:20,323	You idiot!	You idiot!
931	00:49:20,324	00:49:21,958	Sorry!	Sorry!
932	00:49:21,959	00:49:23,785	I don't like your face!	I don't like your face!
933	00:49:23,786	00:49:25,166	Swap around!	Swap around!
934	00:49:25,167	00:49:27,785	Morning, can I take your order?	Morning, can I take your order?
935	00:49:27,786	00:49:29,867	You idiot!	You idiot!
936	00:49:29,917	00:49:31,291	Sorry!	Sorry!
937	00:49:31,292	00:49:33,367	I don't like your face!	I don't like your face!
938	00:49:33,501	00:49:35,659	Swap around and carry on!	Swap around and carry on!
939	00:49:38,626	00:49:40,867	Jump! Don't be lazy!	Jump! Don't be lazy!
940	00:49:43,167	00:49:45,784	Get set, go!	Get set, go!
941	00:49:45,917	00:49:46,791	Come on...	Come on...
942	00:49:46,792	00:49:50,305	We sell fast food, we are efficient.	We sell fast food, we are efficient.
943	00:49:50,306	00:49:53,875	We must move quickly to make money.	We must move quickly to make money.
944	00:49:53,876	00:49:57,701	Come on.	Come on.
945	00:50:45,084	00:50:49,326	Stop! 24 seconds, a world record!	Stop! 24 seconds, a world record!
946	00:50:49,327	00:50:50,701	The slowest!	The slowest!
947	00:50:51,667	00:50:55,555	Let's hold hands...	Let's hold hands...
948	00:50:55,556	00:50:59,208	Danny's is our home...	Danny's is our home...
949	00:50:59,209	00:51:02,992	We'll march in faith...	We'll march in faith...
950	00:51:03,001	00:51:07,243	And create a bright future.	And create a bright future.
951	00:51:07,244	00:51:11,451	You light up our lives...	You light up our lives...
952	00:51:11,452	00:51:15,785	So we shall overcome...	So we shall overcome...
953	00:51:15,786	00:51:20,375	And burst forward!	And burst forward!
954	00:51:20,376	00:51:25,451	We are devoted to Danny's...	We are devoted to Danny's...
955	00:51:25,452	00:51:31,242	And will give our all.	And will give our all.
956	00:51:35,251	00:51:36,826	Let me see!	Let me see!
957	00:51:38,542	00:51:40,492	Free drinks with fried chicken!	Free drinks with fried chicken!
958	00:51:45,334	00:51:46,833	Ready, go!	Ready, go!
959	00:51:46,834	00:51:48,930	Danny's Chicken is crispy and tender...	Danny's Chicken is crispy and tender...
960	00:51:48,931	00:51:51,159	The meat is sweet and we love the aroma.	The meat is sweet and we love the aroma.
961	00:51:51,376	00:51:54,541	Good, you get a free drink. Next.	Good, you get a free drink. Next.
962	00:51:54,542	00:51:55,784	How do they make a profit?	How do they make a profit?
963	00:51:55,834	00:51:57,458	Ready, go!	Ready, go!
964	00:51:57,459	00:51:59,409	Danny's Chicken is crispy and tender...	Danny's Chicken is crispy and tender...
965	00:51:59,410	00:52:01,326	The meat is sweet and we love the aroma.	The meat is sweet and we love the aroma.
966	00:52:01,327	00:52:03,201	Good, you get a free drink.	Good, you get a free drink.
967	00:52:13,959	00:52:15,242	May I help you, Madam?	May I help you, Madam?
968	00:52:17,834	00:52:18,583	One coke!	One coke!
969	00:52:18,584	00:52:20,492	Do you want some freshly fried chicken?	Do you want some freshly fried chicken?
970	00:52:21,792	00:52:25,534	Freshly fried "frozen" chicken!	Freshly fried "frozen" chicken!
971	00:52:25,917	00:52:27,076	Okay, a fried chicken too!	Okay, a fried chicken too!
972	00:52:27,501	00:52:31,701	The duck shop will close down soon.	The duck shop will close down soon.
973	00:52:36,542	00:52:39,659	I don't like this smell!	I don't like this smell!
974	00:52:50,667	00:52:53,430	Kids, today is Simon's birthday.	Kids, today is Simon's birthday.
975	00:52:53,431	00:52:56,291	Welcome to his birthday party!	Welcome to his birthday party!
976	00:52:56,292	00:52:58,117	Let's cut the cake!	Let's cut the cake!
977	00:53:02,959	00:53:04,451	Make a wish.	Make a wish.
978	00:53:06,001	00:53:07,492	I'm not a surgeon.	I'm not a surgeon.
979	00:53:11,292	00:53:12,534	Get me a camera!	Get me a camera!
980	00:53:12,959	00:53:14,701	All this trendy furniture!	All this trendy furniture!
981	00:53:27,626	00:53:29,868	Hello, welcome to Danny's!	Hello, welcome to Danny's!
982	00:53:29,869	00:53:30,951	Hello!	Hello!
983	00:53:31,626	00:53:35,659	Don't Indians eat with their left hand?	Don't Indians eat with their left hand?
984	00:53:38,042	00:53:39,784	I like throwing my food around!	I like throwing my food around!
985	00:53:40,917	00:53:43,659	Wouldn't you like some chilli sauce?	Wouldn't you like some chilli sauce?
986	00:53:47,417	00:53:48,909	Great!	Great!
987	00:54:02,084	00:54:05,222	What do you use to marinate your chicken?	What do you use to marinate your chicken?
988	00:54:05,223	00:54:08,492	It's a secret recipe from the U.S.A...	It's a secret recipe from the U.S.A...
989	00:54:11,959	00:54:13,326	What's in it?	What's in it?
990	00:54:13,959	00:54:16,909	A secret! The ingredients are all imported.	A secret! The ingredients are all imported.
991	00:54:27,001	00:54:29,868	Only we have it in Hong Kong!	Only we have it in Hong Kong!
992	00:54:29,869	00:54:32,867	But it's only for chicken.	But it's only for chicken.
993	00:54:33,251	00:54:36,160	Even if that shop across the street uses it for his ducks...	Even if that shop across the street uses it for his ducks...
994	00:54:36,161	00:54:38,492	...it won't help his business!	...it won't help his business!
995	00:54:49,959	00:54:51,201	Ah! You're a man!	Ah! You're a man!
996	00:54:51,202	00:54:52,576	Do you like it?	Do you like it?
997	00:54:53,292	00:54:57,117	Welcome, Mr. Hui is here for our secret recipe.	Welcome, Mr. Hui is here for our secret recipe.
998	00:54:57,251	00:54:58,368	Stop it, or I'll destroy your camera...	Stop it, or I'll destroy your camera...
999	00:54:58,369	00:55:00,617	Mr. Hui, one more!	Mr. Hui, one more!
1000	00:55:05,126	00:55:08,284	Mr. Hui, one more!	Mr. Hui, one more!
1001	00:55:11,334	00:55:13,367	Are you blind?	Are you blind?
1002	00:55:15,001	00:55:17,333	Ladies and gentlemen, special offer today!	Ladies and gentlemen, special offer today!
1003	00:55:17,334	00:55:19,868	Repeat our slogan in 5 seconds, and a free duck wing!	Repeat our slogan in 5 seconds, and a free duck wing!
1004	00:55:19,869	00:55:21,458	Let's try, 1-2-3...	Let's try, 1-2-3...
1005	00:55:21,459	00:55:23,951	Hui's roast ducks are the best, the best.	Hui's roast ducks are the best, the best.
1006	00:55:23,952	00:55:26,576	Danny's chickens can go home and rest!	Danny's chickens can go home and rest!
1007	00:55:27,084	00:55:29,458	Crazy! Who would eat a duck wing?	Crazy! Who would eat a duck wing?
1008	00:55:29,459	00:55:31,992	Duck's tongue would be more appropriate!	Duck's tongue would be more appropriate!
1009	00:55:39,959	00:55:42,576	These tables are sharp!	These tables are sharp!
1010	00:55:56,084	00:55:58,201	These chairs are too low!	These chairs are too low!
1011	00:55:58,376	00:56:00,967	- You can adjust the height! - How?	- You can adjust the height! - How?
1012	00:56:04,584	00:56:05,659	Is the high enough?	Is the high enough?
1013	00:56:06,792	00:56:08,000	It's too high!	It's too high!
1014	00:56:08,001	00:56:09,639	I'll just re-adjust it!	I'll just re-adjust it!
1015	00:56:09,640	00:56:11,409	Its okay, it's fine!	Its okay, it's fine!
1016	00:56:12,167	00:56:13,916	Check please!	Check please!
1017	00:56:13,917	00:56:15,368	Some towels for the gentlemen.	Some towels for the gentlemen.
1018	00:56:15,369	00:56:16,969	Check please.	Check please.
1019	00:56:16,970	00:56:18,666	Tooth pick.	Tooth pick.
1020	00:56:18,667	00:56:19,972	What's that smell?	What's that smell?
1021	00:56:19,973	00:56:21,208	What's going on?	What's going on?
1022	00:56:21,209	00:56:22,375	It's soaked in perfume...	It's soaked in perfume...
1023	00:56:22,376	00:56:23,785	Perfume? It smells horrible!	Perfume? It smells horrible!
1024	00:56:23,786	00:56:25,534	No thanks!	No thanks!
1025	00:56:26,959	00:56:29,160	I used my wife's perfume...	I used my wife's perfume...
1026	00:56:29,161	00:56:30,617	It's expensive!	It's expensive!
1027	00:56:32,334	00:56:33,617	How can you say it's horrible?	How can you say it's horrible?
1028	00:56:43,751	00:56:47,742	It's so dark! Can't see what I'm eating!	It's so dark! Can't see what I'm eating!
1029	00:56:48,667	00:56:53,701	Welcome to the first BBQ duck karaoke lounge!	Welcome to the first BBQ duck karaoke lounge!
1030	00:56:53,702	00:56:57,218	Today is beautiful Maria's birthday...	Today is beautiful Maria's birthday...
1031	00:56:57,219	00:57:00,750	Would anyone like to sing her a song?	Would anyone like to sing her a song?
1032	00:57:00,751	00:57:02,125	Don't be shy, come on!	Don't be shy, come on!
1033	00:57:02,126	00:57:04,284	You look like Michael Jackson, you start!	You look like Michael Jackson, you start!
1034	00:57:04,417	00:57:05,541	Come on!	Come on!
1035	00:57:05,542	00:57:07,500	Come on!	Come on!
1036	00:57:07,501	00:57:09,305	Pan, come on!	Pan, come on!
1037	00:57:09,306	00:57:11,041	Don't be shy!	Don't be shy!
1038	00:57:11,042	00:57:13,083	Let's have some fun, relax!	Let's have some fun, relax!
1039	00:57:13,084	00:57:15,701	Okay, I'll just pick someone at random.	Okay, I'll just pick someone at random.
1040	00:57:15,702	00:57:18,576	You, you the Prince!	You, you the Prince!
1041	00:57:18,577	00:57:21,000	Sing with me!	Sing with me!
1042	00:57:21,001	00:57:22,875	If you want to sing...	If you want to sing...
1043	00:57:22,876	00:57:25,409	...go sing in a concert hall!	...go sing in a concert hall!
1044	00:57:26,459	00:57:28,326	Alright! I'll start!	Alright! I'll start!
1045	00:57:28,751	00:57:31,076	Then you must all join me. Okay?	Then you must all join me. Okay?
1046	00:57:31,077	00:57:33,534	Enjoy yourselves, music please!	Enjoy yourselves, music please!
1047	00:57:36,834	00:57:42,750	Its hard to find a soulmate...	Its hard to find a soulmate...
1048	00:57:42,751	00:57:48,785	...and friendships don't last forever.	...and friendships don't last forever.
1049	00:57:48,786	00:57:54,406	Today we may part, but...	Today we may part, but...
1050	00:57:54,407	00:58:00,159	You'll be in my heart!	You'll be in my heart!
1051	00:58:01,334	00:58:08,951	...we'll meet again one day.	...we'll meet again one day.
1052	00:58:10,001	00:58:12,451	Even if we don't...	Even if we don't...
1053	00:58:12,626	00:58:17,201	...our friendship will be forever.	...our friendship will be forever.
1054	00:58:18,667	00:58:23,826	Mountains come between us, yet...	Mountains come between us, yet...
1055	00:58:24,626	00:58:25,659	Table for two?	Table for two?
1056	00:58:26,501	00:58:27,625	Is this a go-go bar?	Is this a go-go bar?
1057	00:58:27,626	00:58:30,367	It's so noisy! Let’s go to Danny's...	It's so noisy! Let’s go to Danny's...
1058	00:58:35,209	00:58:38,264	In this life...	In this life...
1059	00:58:38,265	00:58:41,250	Not so hard!	Not so hard!
1060	00:58:41,251	00:58:45,951	...friendship never lasts! Come on!	...friendship never lasts! Come on!
1061	00:58:45,952	00:58:47,000	Leave it out!	Leave it out!
1062	00:58:47,001	00:58:52,492	We hold hands as you leave...	We hold hands as you leave...
1063	00:58:53,376	00:58:57,867	But you'll be in my heart!	But you'll be in my heart!
1064	00:58:59,167	00:59:02,597	We may part now...	We may part now...
1065	00:59:02,598	00:59:06,159	...but we'll meet again!	...but we'll meet again!
1066	00:59:07,876	00:59:16,535	We quarrel sometimes, but we're friends!	We quarrel sometimes, but we're friends!
1067	00:59:16,536	00:59:20,719	Mountains come between us...	Mountains come between us...
1068	00:59:20,720	00:59:24,833	The duck shop's swan song!	The duck shop's swan song!
1069	00:59:24,834	00:59:27,034	Idiot! They can be miles behind...	Idiot! They can be miles behind...
1070	00:59:27,035	00:59:29,367	...but we will not give them a chance!	...but we will not give them a chance!
1071	00:59:29,584	00:59:31,910	The poor old man is making a move now do something!	The poor old man is making a move now do something!
1072	00:59:31,911	00:59:35,034	Friendship never changes...	Friendship never changes...
1073	00:59:50,001	00:59:51,500	Honey, are you alright?	Honey, are you alright?
1074	00:59:51,501	00:59:54,201	Dad, the cassette player exploded, it belongs to my friend!	Dad, the cassette player exploded, it belongs to my friend!
1075	00:59:54,202	00:59:55,000	So what?	So what?
1076	00:59:55,001	00:59:57,291	Boss, they haven't paid!	Boss, they haven't paid!
1077	00:59:57,292	00:59:58,867	Go after them then?	Go after them then?
1078	00:59:59,459	01:00:01,201	I'll give you money to buy a new one!	I'll give you money to buy a new one!
1079	01:00:01,459	01:00:03,076	Help him upstairs!	Help him upstairs!
1080	01:00:05,376	01:00:08,326	Idiot! Turn off the electricity!	Idiot! Turn off the electricity!
1081	01:00:08,327	01:00:09,583	Get some water!	Get some water!
1082	01:00:09,584	01:00:11,958	Maria, help me clean up!	Maria, help me clean up!
1083	01:00:11,959	01:00:13,660	It's alright now, forget what happened!	It's alright now, forget what happened!
1084	01:00:13,661	01:00:15,784	Get back to work.	Get back to work.
1085	01:00:23,667	01:00:24,930	Hello, little girl!	Hello, little girl!
1086	01:00:24,931	01:00:26,326	Do you like ducks?	Do you like ducks?
1087	01:00:28,917	01:00:30,868	What do you want? Wierdo!	What do you want? Wierdo!
1088	01:00:30,869	01:00:32,909	Mom, I'm scared!	Mom, I'm scared!
1089	01:00:33,042	01:00:34,242	Don't be afraid...	Don't be afraid...
1090	01:00:38,709	01:00:45,583	One chicken, one free drink! Buy one get one free!	One chicken, one free drink! Buy one get one free!
1091	01:00:45,584	01:00:47,555	BBQ ducks, buy one get one free!	BBQ ducks, buy one get one free!
1092	01:00:47,556	01:00:49,458	Darling, you get one free duck!	Darling, you get one free duck!
1093	01:00:49,459	01:00:50,493	Buya pound, you get a free ounce!	Buya pound, you get a free ounce!
1094	01:00:50,494	01:00:51,625	Only one ounce!	Only one ounce!
1095	01:00:51,626	01:00:54,125	Come on, let's go to Danny's!	Come on, let's go to Danny's!
1096	01:00:54,126	01:00:55,160	Okay, buy a pound, you get a pound free!	Okay, buy a pound, you get a pound free!
1097	01:00:55,161	01:00:56,416	It's a pound of duck free!	It's a pound of duck free!
1098	01:00:56,417	01:00:58,333	It's impossible!	It's impossible!
1099	01:00:58,334	01:01:00,535	It must be rotten or stale!	It must be rotten or stale!
1100	01:01:00,536	01:01:01,958	Stale? It's a bargain!	Stale? It's a bargain!
1101	01:01:01,959	01:01:04,534	Two roast ducks for the price of one!	Two roast ducks for the price of one!
1102	01:01:05,417	01:01:08,117	Welcome!	Welcome!
1103	01:01:08,542	01:01:11,159	Take a seat.	Take a seat.
1104	01:01:13,917	01:01:16,409	Dad, I'm starving!	Dad, I'm starving!
1105	01:01:18,792	01:01:20,992	Come on, I'm hungry!	Come on, I'm hungry!
1106	01:01:24,459	01:01:26,659	I want fried chicken!	I want fried chicken!
1107	01:01:26,917	01:01:31,451	They are my customers, don't you dare!	They are my customers, don't you dare!
1108	01:01:31,452	01:01:34,034	Don't move, I'm warning you!	Don't move, I'm warning you!
1109	01:01:36,584	01:01:38,951	Don't move, or I'll kill you!	Don't move, or I'll kill you!
1110	01:01:39,501	01:01:41,208	Can't you show some mercy?	Can't you show some mercy?
1111	01:01:41,209	01:01:44,618	Give me a chance. I'm warning you!	Give me a chance. I'm warning you!
1112	01:01:44,619	01:01:45,992	I'll kill you...	I'll kill you...
1113	01:01:46,084	01:01:47,326	I mean it!	I mean it!
1114	01:01:47,876	01:01:49,097	Stop it!	Stop it!
1115	01:01:49,098	01:01:50,451	Go to hell!	Go to hell!
1116	01:02:03,959	01:02:05,139	Have some duck!	Have some duck!
1117	01:02:05,140	01:02:06,416	I prefer chicken!	I prefer chicken!
1118	01:02:06,417	01:02:07,416	Eat me, eat me!	Eat me, eat me!
1119	01:02:07,417	01:02:08,701	The boss is in a fight!	The boss is in a fight!
1120	01:02:36,084	01:02:38,367	Boss is fighting, come out!	Boss is fighting, come out!
1121	01:02:41,167	01:02:43,617	Stop!	Stop!
1122	01:02:51,292	01:02:53,409	Come down!	Come down!
1123	01:03:14,626	01:03:16,159	Boss, get down!	Boss, get down!
1124	01:03:16,542	01:03:17,826	What are they doing?	What are they doing?
1125	01:03:17,876	01:03:20,201	Some promotional gimmick!	Some promotional gimmick!
1126	01:03:22,042	01:03:23,534	Only some promotion tricks!	Only some promotion tricks!
1127	01:03:24,126	01:03:30,666	1, 2, 3, jump!	1, 2, 3, jump!
1128	01:03:30,667	01:03:34,916	Turn around and move your hips!	Turn around and move your hips!
1129	01:03:34,917	01:03:36,660	Tell them to stop playing and come down!	Tell them to stop playing and come down!
1130	01:03:36,661	01:03:38,492	Okay!	Okay!
1131	01:03:39,459	01:03:42,659	Boss, get down!	Boss, get down!
1132	01:03:43,584	01:03:46,159	Stop beating me!	Stop beating me!
1133	01:03:57,126	01:03:58,492	See!	See!
1134	01:03:59,667	01:04:02,701	Stop! I'll kill you!	Stop! I'll kill you!
1135	01:04:03,376	01:04:07,117	You're a dead man! Stop!	You're a dead man! Stop!
1136	01:04:44,459	01:04:45,875	Comic books?	Comic books?
1137	01:04:45,876	01:04:47,660	There's aren't any customers!	There's aren't any customers!
1138	01:04:47,661	01:04:49,576	But you're still getting paid!	But you're still getting paid!
1139	01:04:50,126	01:04:51,326	Bastard!	Bastard!
1140	01:04:52,876	01:04:55,541	Honey, let's face the reality.	Honey, let's face the reality.
1141	01:04:55,542	01:04:57,326	It's not working. We'll have to close down!	It's not working. We'll have to close down!
1142	01:04:57,542	01:05:00,583	Talk to Mom.	Talk to Mom.
1143	01:05:00,584	01:05:03,243	It's only temporary, don't worry!	It's only temporary, don't worry!
1144	01:05:03,244	01:05:04,992	Welcome, take a seat!	Welcome, take a seat!
1145	01:05:07,251	01:05:08,534	She's better than nothing!	She's better than nothing!
1146	01:05:13,334	01:05:14,909	Even the nun left us.	Even the nun left us.
1147	01:05:21,584	01:05:23,541	Welcome Miss...	Welcome Miss...
1148	01:05:23,542	01:05:25,041	I mean Sister, can I help you?	I mean Sister, can I help you?
1149	01:05:25,042	01:05:27,992	A coke, French fries, corn with no butter.	A coke, French fries, corn with no butter.
1150	01:05:30,334	01:05:31,910	Boss, their customers are all with us now.	Boss, their customers are all with us now.
1151	01:05:31,911	01:05:33,458	...they'll close down soon!	...they'll close down soon!
1152	01:05:33,459	01:05:36,660	Idiot! The duck shop is still open.	Idiot! The duck shop is still open.
1153	01:05:36,661	01:05:38,326	They're still a threat to us!	They're still a threat to us!
1154	01:05:39,084	01:05:40,951	Get rid of them!	Get rid of them!
1155	01:05:47,167	01:05:49,284	I will go to Macau tonight.	I will go to Macau tonight.
1156	01:05:49,285	01:05:51,072	You take care of business.	You take care of business.
1157	01:05:51,073	01:05:52,992	I don't care what you do!	I don't care what you do!
1158	01:05:54,334	01:05:55,666	You have two accomplices.	You have two accomplices.
1159	01:05:55,667	01:05:58,867	The health inspector, and the news reporter.	The health inspector, and the news reporter.
1160	01:06:46,001	01:06:48,875	Sir, you're back, take a seat!	Sir, you're back, take a seat!
1161	01:06:48,876	01:06:52,284	Someone complained about rats in here.	Someone complained about rats in here.
1162	01:06:53,542	01:06:54,659	What rats?	What rats?
1163	01:06:58,959	01:07:00,041	No rats, see?	No rats, see?
1164	01:07:00,042	01:07:01,833	But the walls are cracked.	But the walls are cracked.
1165	01:07:01,834	01:07:04,535	You wrap the duck with newspaper.	You wrap the duck with newspaper.
1166	01:07:04,536	01:07:06,708	All the utensils are dirty.	All the utensils are dirty.
1167	01:07:06,709	01:07:10,617	Your staff have dandruff and dirty nails!	Your staff have dandruff and dirty nails!
1168	01:07:11,542	01:07:13,826	The toilet stinks!	The toilet stinks!
1169	01:07:21,876	01:07:24,992	Squid, look, you did it, it's all you fault!	Squid, look, you did it, it's all you fault!
1170	01:07:27,084	01:07:28,416	Show me your ID card!	Show me your ID card!
1171	01:07:28,417	01:07:29,867	I'll have to pay penalty right?	I'll have to pay penalty right?
1172	01:07:30,126	01:07:32,326	Yeah, for the time being.	Yeah, for the time being.
1173	01:07:32,501	01:07:35,784	If I ever see a rat in here, I will shut you down!	If I ever see a rat in here, I will shut you down!
1174	01:07:51,959	01:07:54,764	I'm back in my dream...	I'm back in my dream...
1175	01:07:54,765	01:07:57,701	And you will appear again!	And you will appear again!
1176	01:07:59,167	01:08:00,742	Don't you like the song?	Don't you like the song?
1177	01:08:07,709	01:08:08,867	What are you doing?	What are you doing?
1178	01:08:09,667	01:08:11,117	Aerobics!	Aerobics!
1179	01:08:25,292	01:08:26,909	Very strange moves.	Very strange moves.
1180	01:09:09,501	01:09:10,701	Go away, go away...	Go away, go away...
1181	01:09:16,459	01:09:18,201	It's crazy here, let's go!	It's crazy here, let's go!
1182	01:09:44,501	01:09:48,576	Give me a chance. Pick one!	Give me a chance. Pick one!
1183	01:09:48,577	01:09:50,617	No way, hands off!	No way, hands off!
1184	01:09:57,417	01:09:58,743	2 out of 3 then?	2 out of 3 then?
1185	01:09:58,744	01:10:00,052	No way, move!	No way, move!
1186	01:10:00,053	01:10:01,492	Help me please!	Help me please!
1187	01:10:06,126	01:10:08,326	2 out of 3!	2 out of 3!
1188	01:10:08,327	01:10:10,659	No way, move!	No way, move!
1189	01:10:10,667	01:10:11,784	Please... Move!	Please... Move!
1190	01:10:22,751	01:10:24,701	They're actually rabbits!	They're actually rabbits!
1191	01:10:24,702	01:10:26,284	Get lost!	Get lost!
1192	01:10:33,334	01:10:33,666	No!	No!
1193	01:10:33,667	01:10:35,492	Mind your legs.	Mind your legs.
1194	01:10:39,501	01:10:40,909	They're enormous!	They're enormous!
1195	01:10:42,917	01:10:47,607	- I will shut you down. - They're just toys, calm down!	- I will shut you down. - They're just toys, calm down!
1196	01:10:49,376	01:10:50,333	Sir!	Sir!
1197	01:10:50,334	01:10:52,367	I will shut you down for sure.	I will shut you down for sure.
1198	01:10:53,459	01:10:56,784	It's not my fault, I've been set up!	It's not my fault, I've been set up!
1199	01:10:58,667	01:11:01,492	Stop! No photographs! Go away!	Stop! No photographs! Go away!
1200	01:11:01,834	01:11:03,868	Stop it, stop it, or I'll destroy your camera...	Stop it, stop it, or I'll destroy your camera...
1201	01:11:03,869	01:11:06,409	They're actually my pets! Move, get lost...	They're actually my pets! Move, get lost...
1202	01:11:13,167	01:11:14,284	You son of a bitch!	You son of a bitch!
1203	01:11:27,584	01:11:29,201	What can I do for you?	What can I do for you?
1204	01:11:29,202	01:11:30,250	Look at this.	Look at this.
1205	01:11:30,251	01:11:32,618	This bloody chicken is raw!	This bloody chicken is raw!
1206	01:11:32,619	01:11:33,541	I want my money back!	I want my money back!
1207	01:11:33,542	01:11:35,076	Come on, give me my money back!	Come on, give me my money back!
1208	01:11:35,077	01:11:36,492	Quick I need to go now!	Quick I need to go now!
1209	01:11:36,834	01:11:38,125	What did he say?	What did he say?
1210	01:11:38,126	01:11:39,826	He wants his money back!	He wants his money back!
1211	01:11:39,827	01:11:41,117	Fill in a form.	Fill in a form.
1212	01:11:41,209	01:11:43,659	You must fill in the form.	You must fill in the form.
1213	01:11:43,660	01:11:45,802	I don't want any form.	I don't want any form.
1214	01:11:45,803	01:11:48,076	I just want my money back!	I just want my money back!
1215	01:11:48,084	01:11:50,534	It says 100% satisfaction guaranteed!	It says 100% satisfaction guaranteed!
1216	01:11:50,834	01:11:52,416	But you must fill in the form!	But you must fill in the form!
1217	01:11:52,417	01:11:55,076	I want my $20 back, you stupid Chinese pig!	I want my $20 back, you stupid Chinese pig!
1218	01:11:55,376	01:11:56,333	What did he say?	What did he say?
1219	01:11:56,334	01:11:58,409	He said, "You Chinese pig!"	He said, "You Chinese pig!"
1220	01:11:58,410	01:12:00,451	You white devil, how dare you!	You white devil, how dare you!
1221	01:12:00,452	01:12:01,500	I'll kill you bastard!	I'll kill you bastard!
1222	01:12:01,501	01:12:03,951	You insulted me, you called me what?	You insulted me, you called me what?
1223	01:12:03,952	01:12:06,576	I can say what I like, pig!	I can say what I like, pig!
1224	01:12:06,626	01:12:09,492	Excuse me, may I help you sir?	Excuse me, may I help you sir?
1225	01:12:09,959	01:12:11,201	You're the manager?	You're the manager?
1226	01:12:11,709	01:12:13,750	This jerk gave me a rotten chicken.	This jerk gave me a rotten chicken.
1227	01:12:13,751	01:12:14,993	I want my money back and I want it now!	I want my money back and I want it now!
1228	01:12:14,994	01:12:16,867	- You prepare it, okay? - I'm sorry.	- You prepare it, okay? - I'm sorry.
1229	01:12:17,376	01:12:18,576	I'm sorry.	I'm sorry.
1230	01:12:18,577	01:12:19,708	Sorry, sir...	Sorry, sir...
1231	01:12:19,709	01:12:20,930	Did you call him white devil?	Did you call him white devil?
1232	01:12:20,931	01:12:22,833	- But he called me Chinese pig! - Just answer me...	- But he called me Chinese pig! - Just answer me...
1233	01:12:22,834	01:12:25,416	- ...did you call him white devil? - Yes!	- ...did you call him white devil? - Yes!
1234	01:12:25,417	01:12:26,909	You're fired!	You're fired!
1235	01:12:27,834	01:12:28,625	What does "fired" mean?	What does "fired" mean?
1236	01:12:28,626	01:12:33,284	You're fired! Return your uniform!	You're fired! Return your uniform!
1237	01:12:33,334	01:12:35,680	Okay, I'll go! I can't take this anymore!	Okay, I'll go! I can't take this anymore!
1238	01:12:35,681	01:12:37,118	You're inhuman! I quit!	You're inhuman! I quit!
1239	01:12:37,119	01:12:38,576	Go away!	Go away!
1240	01:12:42,459	01:12:43,409	Honey!	Honey!
1241	01:12:48,084	01:12:49,847	Did you know Squid left Danny's?	Did you know Squid left Danny's?
1242	01:12:49,848	01:12:51,416	I don't. I am not surprised.	I don't. I am not surprised.
1243	01:12:51,417	01:12:53,117	He's not a chicken anymore!	He's not a chicken anymore!
1244	01:12:56,084	01:12:57,451	Let's take him back!	Let's take him back!
1245	01:12:57,751	01:12:59,617	He needs money to take care of his old mother.	He needs money to take care of his old mother.
1246	01:13:00,376	01:13:01,492	No way!	No way!
1247	01:13:03,251	01:13:07,659	Hui, you treat both your staff like shit! And me too!	Hui, you treat both your staff like shit! And me too!
1248	01:13:08,501	01:13:09,867	What are you saying?	What are you saying?
1249	01:13:10,584	01:13:12,222	Just look at this necklace!	Just look at this necklace!
1250	01:13:12,223	01:13:15,083	Exactly, look at that necklace!	Exactly, look at that necklace!
1251	01:13:15,084	01:13:17,493	Look at the inscription! The name!	Look at the inscription! The name!
1252	01:13:17,494	01:13:20,034	It was for Pan's daughter, right?	It was for Pan's daughter, right?
1253	01:13:22,042	01:13:25,159	That's why I said you treat us all the same!	That's why I said you treat us all the same!
1254	01:13:25,376	01:13:28,410	If you treat them badly, they'll treat the customers badly!	If you treat them badly, they'll treat the customers badly!
1255	01:13:28,411	01:13:30,784	So how can your business be good?	So how can your business be good?
1256	01:13:32,709	01:13:37,284	Squid...	Squid...
1257	01:13:39,376	01:13:41,201	Talk to him.	Talk to him.
1258	01:13:47,251	01:13:48,242	Talk to him.	Talk to him.
1259	01:13:51,209	01:13:52,492	What is there to say?	What is there to say?
1260	01:13:56,626	01:13:58,492	I don't know what you're thinking!	I don't know what you're thinking!
1261	01:14:00,167	01:14:01,117	Say...	Say...
1262	01:14:02,417	01:14:03,701	Say.	Say.
1263	01:14:07,209	01:14:08,076	You screwed up...	You screwed up...
1264	01:14:08,077	01:14:09,701	...so what now?	...so what now?
1265	01:14:09,702	01:14:10,916	Say!	Say!
1266	01:14:10,917	01:14:11,930	I've got nothing to say!	I've got nothing to say!
1267	01:14:11,931	01:14:13,187	Why are you here then? Huh?	Why are you here then? Huh?
1268	01:14:13,188	01:14:14,576	I want to use the toilet!	I want to use the toilet!
1269	01:14:15,792	01:14:19,409	You coward, spineless worm!	You coward, spineless worm!
1270	01:14:19,410	01:14:23,159	Boss, we're all overworked!	Boss, we're all overworked!
1271	01:14:27,209	01:14:31,201	Boss, I'm chopping ducks and busy with deliveries.	Boss, I'm chopping ducks and busy with deliveries.
1272	01:14:31,542	01:14:33,076	Man power is not enough...	Man power is not enough...
1273	01:14:36,667	01:14:40,201	Work load is too heavy for me.	Work load is too heavy for me.
1274	01:14:40,376	01:14:43,035	Doing the shopping and the accounts!	Doing the shopping and the accounts!
1275	01:14:43,036	01:14:44,617	You think I'm superman?	You think I'm superman?
1276	01:14:45,584	01:14:50,534	Yeah boss, we're all exhausted!	Yeah boss, we're all exhausted!
1277	01:14:51,417	01:14:53,701	You three can stop it...	You three can stop it...
1278	01:14:55,126	01:14:57,660	Okay, tell him to get to work!	Okay, tell him to get to work!
1279	01:14:57,661	01:14:59,909	Squid! Come out!	Squid! Come out!
1280	01:15:04,584	01:15:09,451	Boss, sorry! It took so long to do my hair!	Boss, sorry! It took so long to do my hair!
1281	01:15:09,452	01:15:11,826	Maria, Squid is back with us!	Maria, Squid is back with us!
1282	01:15:12,751	01:15:14,625	If I'd known...	If I'd known...
1283	01:15:14,626	01:15:16,826	I wouldn't have bothered!	I wouldn't have bothered!
1284	01:15:17,417	01:15:18,993	Okay, get to work! No more punk haircuts again!	Okay, get to work! No more punk haircuts again!
1285	01:15:18,994	01:15:21,701	You look like porcupines!	You look like porcupines!
1286	01:15:22,959	01:15:24,867	What a weird look!	What a weird look!
1287	01:15:27,417	01:15:28,576	A letter for you.	A letter for you.
1288	01:15:33,626	01:15:35,409	Our business is running down the toilet.	Our business is running down the toilet.
1289	01:15:36,501	01:15:37,867	It'll pick up.	It'll pick up.
1290	01:15:39,126	01:15:41,826	Talk to Mom, she might...	Talk to Mom, she might...
1291	01:15:42,084	01:15:43,458	Forget your mom...	Forget your mom...
1292	01:15:43,459	01:15:45,910	She sells fur, I sell ducks.	She sells fur, I sell ducks.
1293	01:15:45,911	01:15:48,035	I'll sort it out!	I'll sort it out!
1294	01:15:48,036	01:15:49,534	Go to sleep.	Go to sleep.
1295	01:16:02,417	01:16:05,659	Delicious BBQ duck!	Delicious BBQ duck!
1296	01:16:05,917	01:16:08,534	Dinner time.	Dinner time.
1297	01:16:08,584	01:16:09,916	Cheers!	Cheers!
1298	01:16:09,917	01:16:11,409	Welcome back, Squid!	Welcome back, Squid!
1299	01:16:11,459	01:16:14,451	Cheers!	Cheers!
1300	01:16:20,334	01:16:23,534	With you here, we'll beat Danny's!	With you here, we'll beat Danny's!
1301	01:16:26,834	01:16:31,201	Squid, eat up, it may be your last chance.	Squid, eat up, it may be your last chance.
1302	01:16:33,834	01:16:37,076	Why is our business so bad?	Why is our business so bad?
1303	01:16:39,917	01:16:41,326	Here are three letters.	Here are three letters.
1304	01:16:41,917	01:16:45,909	One's from the government. They're closing us down!	One's from the government. They're closing us down!
1305	01:16:47,167	01:16:49,993	This is from the Tax Department. Demanding 7 years' tax!	This is from the Tax Department. Demanding 7 years' tax!
1306	01:16:49,994	01:16:52,284	7 years! Where will I get the money?	7 years! Where will I get the money?
1307	01:16:53,084	01:16:55,083	The last one is from my uncle.	The last one is from my uncle.
1308	01:16:55,084	01:16:57,326	My uncle is interested to buy out this store.	My uncle is interested to buy out this store.
1309	01:16:57,834	01:17:00,791	So here is the solution.	So here is the solution.
1310	01:17:00,792	01:17:03,951	I'll sell the store to Uncle and pay my tax.	I'll sell the store to Uncle and pay my tax.
1311	01:17:03,952	01:17:05,760	So, no more BBQ ducks!	So, no more BBQ ducks!
1312	01:17:05,761	01:17:08,185	He's drunk, ignore him.	He's drunk, ignore him.
1313	01:17:08,186	01:17:10,742	My ducks aren't so bad...	My ducks aren't so bad...
1314	01:17:11,167	01:17:12,992	Why is our business so bad? Tell me!	Why is our business so bad? Tell me!
1315	01:17:31,542	01:17:33,034	I want to see Hui!	I want to see Hui!
1316	01:17:33,334	01:17:34,617	Boss!	Boss!
1317	01:17:38,417	01:17:39,250	What do you want?	What do you want?
1318	01:17:39,251	01:17:42,117	Here's $900,000. I want to buy out your shop!	Here's $900,000. I want to buy out your shop!
1319	01:17:43,042	01:17:44,701	Move out before the 8th of the month.	Move out before the 8th of the month.
1320	01:17:45,917	01:17:48,326	Sort out the paperwork with Raymond.	Sort out the paperwork with Raymond.
1321	01:17:48,751	01:17:53,451	...then you can cash the cheque tomorrow!	...then you can cash the cheque tomorrow!
1322	01:17:56,209	01:17:58,368	Can you guess what my answer is?	Can you guess what my answer is?
1323	01:17:58,369	01:17:59,489	What?	What?
1324	01:17:59,490	01:18:00,742	Go away!	Go away!
1325	01:18:11,751	01:18:16,701	Maria, forget what you owe me!	Maria, forget what you owe me!
1326	01:18:19,751	01:18:21,972	Squid, go visit your mom sometimes.	Squid, go visit your mom sometimes.
1327	01:18:21,973	01:18:24,326	She called and said she misses you.	She called and said she misses you.
1328	01:18:24,959	01:18:26,909	Chimp, come here!	Chimp, come here!
1329	01:18:28,251	01:18:30,993	You have always wanted my recipe, right?	You have always wanted my recipe, right?
1330	01:18:30,994	01:18:33,451	Look in the pockets.	Look in the pockets.
1331	01:18:35,126	01:18:36,785	You have learnt everything... Except that!	You have learnt everything... Except that!
1332	01:18:36,786	01:18:38,451	Now you have it, you'll be great!	Now you have it, you'll be great!
1333	01:18:39,667	01:18:42,201	Remember, never add corn starch!	Remember, never add corn starch!
1334	01:18:44,751	01:18:46,375	You don't have to look so sad!	You don't have to look so sad!
1335	01:18:46,376	01:18:49,576	I will ask my Uncle to keep you guys on the pay-roll!	I will ask my Uncle to keep you guys on the pay-roll!
1336	01:18:49,577	01:18:51,875	So don't worry!	So don't worry!
1337	01:18:51,876	01:18:54,867	No problem! Don't cry...	No problem! Don't cry...
1338	01:18:55,626	01:18:57,326	I said don't cry, be a man!	I said don't cry, be a man!
1339	01:18:57,327	01:18:58,826	Honey, honey!	Honey, honey!
1340	01:18:59,042	01:19:00,367	Come upstairs, we need to talk!	Come upstairs, we need to talk!
1341	01:19:01,584	01:19:04,409	I arranged to meet Mom.	I arranged to meet Mom.
1342	01:19:04,542	01:19:05,666	Why?	Why?
1343	01:19:05,667	01:19:07,826	We'll talk to her at the hotel!	We'll talk to her at the hotel!
1344	01:19:08,709	01:19:12,180	What for? It's all been said and done.	What for? It's all been said and done.
1345	01:19:12,181	01:19:15,145	She'll say "Compromise, advertise"...	She'll say "Compromise, advertise"...
1346	01:19:15,146	01:19:18,076	My many years of experience is useless.	My many years of experience is useless.
1347	01:19:18,077	01:19:20,284	Your mom will help us?	Your mom will help us?
1348	01:19:20,292	01:19:23,409	Listen to her, try to change!	Listen to her, try to change!
1349	01:19:23,410	01:19:26,493	I've changed! I even sang a song!	I've changed! I even sang a song!
1350	01:19:26,494	01:19:27,909	But it didn't help!	But it didn't help!
1351	01:19:28,042	01:19:30,118	I don't understand why customers have come to prefer frozen chicken?	I don't understand why customers have come to prefer frozen chicken?
1352	01:19:30,119	01:19:33,076	...and rats suddenly drop down from the skies?	...and rats suddenly drop down from the skies?
1353	01:19:33,584	01:19:34,868	Go and talk to him!	Go and talk to him!
1354	01:19:34,869	01:19:36,118	I'm not his son...	I'm not his son...
1355	01:19:36,119	01:19:37,284	You go!	You go!
1356	01:19:38,001	01:19:40,180	So? What then? Mom's waiting!	So? What then? Mom's waiting!
1357	01:19:40,181	01:19:42,291	She offers to pay for renovation.	She offers to pay for renovation.
1358	01:19:42,292	01:19:45,000	There's one word I'm sick and tired of...	There's one word I'm sick and tired of...
1359	01:19:45,001	01:19:49,166	That's "mom"!	That's "mom"!
1360	01:19:49,167	01:19:50,597	You know she despises me.	You know she despises me.
1361	01:19:50,598	01:19:51,958	I don't want her money!	I don't want her money!
1362	01:19:51,959	01:19:54,326	What choice do we have? Close down your life's work?	What choice do we have? Close down your life's work?
1363	01:19:54,327	01:19:55,718	I'll get a job in a restaurant.	I'll get a job in a restaurant.
1364	01:19:55,719	01:19:57,242	I think I can earn a good salary.	I think I can earn a good salary.
1365	01:19:57,959	01:20:01,618	Hui, you'd rather work for someone else?	Hui, you'd rather work for someone else?
1366	01:20:01,619	01:20:02,958	I'm flexible.	I'm flexible.
1367	01:20:02,959	01:20:04,910	Remember Lamma Island is as good as Long Island!	Remember Lamma Island is as good as Long Island!
1368	01:20:04,911	01:20:06,910	They both have fish, don't they?	They both have fish, don't they?
1369	01:20:06,911	01:20:08,500	- Are you coming? - No!	- Are you coming? - No!
1370	01:20:08,501	01:20:10,035	Are you coming with me? Or not?	Are you coming with me? Or not?
1371	01:20:10,036	01:20:10,951	No!	No!
1372	01:20:12,501	01:20:13,701	I'll go without you!	I'll go without you!
1373	01:20:14,667	01:20:15,742	I don't care!	I don't care!
1374	01:20:17,126	01:20:18,285	I'm not coming home tonight!	I'm not coming home tonight!
1375	01:20:18,286	01:20:19,576	So I can have the whole bed!	So I can have the whole bed!
1376	01:20:21,626	01:20:24,535	Honey, wait! The hotel's too cold!	Honey, wait! The hotel's too cold!
1377	01:20:24,536	01:20:27,326	The towels are dirty!	The towels are dirty!
1378	01:20:28,667	01:20:29,701	What are you looking at?	What are you looking at?
1379	01:21:02,959	01:21:05,534	I told you Hui's no good.	I told you Hui's no good.
1380	01:21:05,535	01:21:08,041	He hasn't even called!	He hasn't even called!
1381	01:21:08,042	01:21:10,993	He can't last a day without me!	He can't last a day without me!
1382	01:21:10,994	01:21:12,367	He'll call today.	He'll call today.
1383	01:21:15,751	01:21:17,117	Hello...	Hello...
1384	01:21:17,209	01:21:19,910	Mom? This is Hui, have you drank...	Mom? This is Hui, have you drank...
1385	01:21:19,911	01:21:21,201	I mean... Eaten today?	I mean... Eaten today?
1386	01:21:24,042	01:21:25,576	I'll be there.	I'll be there.
1387	01:21:27,417	01:21:28,291	What did he say?	What did he say?
1388	01:21:28,292	01:21:30,534	He asked me out for lunch!	He asked me out for lunch!
1389	01:21:43,751	01:21:45,534	Mom...	Mom...
1390	01:21:48,126	01:21:49,583	She never liked you...	She never liked you...
1391	01:21:49,584	01:21:51,618	Now you're begging her for money...	Now you're begging her for money...
1392	01:21:51,619	01:21:53,635	Not really... She wants to invest...	Not really... She wants to invest...
1393	01:21:53,636	01:21:55,708	She asked me... that's okay, I guess...	She asked me... that's okay, I guess...
1394	01:21:55,709	01:21:57,992	Admit it... You're just a scum!	Admit it... You're just a scum!
1395	01:22:03,834	01:22:05,451	Only a monkey begs for money...	Only a monkey begs for money...
1396	01:22:05,501	01:22:06,617	Hui!	Hui!
1397	01:22:08,167	01:22:10,159	The coffee shop's there!	The coffee shop's there!
1398	01:22:14,042	01:22:16,576	It's nice here, come on.	It's nice here, come on.
1399	01:22:18,709	01:22:22,159	The orange juice is fresh!	The orange juice is fresh!
1400	01:22:27,876	01:22:29,951	The napkins are clean, aren't they?	The napkins are clean, aren't they?
1401	01:22:31,917	01:22:33,492	Mom...	Mom...
1402	01:22:35,584	01:22:37,201	Would you like me to invest?	Would you like me to invest?
1403	01:22:39,334	01:22:40,326	Yes!	Yes!
1404	01:22:45,667	01:22:46,826	It's for me!	It's for me!
1405	01:22:46,959	01:22:48,076	Turn it off!	Turn it off!
1406	01:22:51,584	01:22:53,889	That Hui is a fool!	That Hui is a fool!
1407	01:22:53,890	01:22:56,326	Still won't give up!	Still won't give up!
1408	01:22:56,584	01:22:58,784	They've got no chance!	They've got no chance!
1409	01:22:59,042	01:23:02,659	They'll close down in three days!	They'll close down in three days!
1410	01:23:13,251	01:23:14,659	Come in, interview is inside.	Come in, interview is inside.
1411	01:23:46,417	01:23:48,367	Clean it up, over here.	Clean it up, over here.
1412	01:23:48,459	01:23:49,014	Mind your feet!	Mind your feet!
1413	01:23:49,015	01:23:49,917	Over there too!	Over there too!
1414	01:23:49,918	01:23:50,889	Mind your feet!	Mind your feet!
1415	01:23:50,890	01:23:51,875	You need a shave.	You need a shave.
1416	01:23:51,876	01:23:53,742	Try some acne cream!	Try some acne cream!
1417	01:23:54,834	01:23:56,409	Brush your teeth, your mouth stinks!	Brush your teeth, your mouth stinks!
1418	01:23:56,417	01:23:57,367	What's so funny?	What's so funny?
1419	01:23:57,417	01:23:59,159	Give up smoking, your teeth are yellow!	Give up smoking, your teeth are yellow!
1420	01:23:59,626	01:24:02,242	No smoking during work hours.	No smoking during work hours.
1421	01:24:02,584	01:24:05,784	Wash your hands after using the toilet.	Wash your hands after using the toilet.
1422	01:24:11,167	01:24:12,208	- Alan! - What?	- Alan! - What?
1423	01:24:12,209	01:24:13,458	You know, a friend of mine...	You know, a friend of mine...
1424	01:24:13,459	01:24:16,250	He had a throat operation last year...	He had a throat operation last year...
1425	01:24:16,251	01:24:17,326	So he couldn't eat with his mouth.	So he couldn't eat with his mouth.
1426	01:24:17,327	01:24:18,951	How awful!	How awful!
1427	01:24:19,417	01:24:21,041	The doctor told him...	The doctor told him...
1428	01:24:21,042	01:24:23,951	...he'd have to eat through his asshole!	...he'd have to eat through his asshole!
1429	01:24:23,952	01:24:24,958	You are kidding?	You are kidding?
1430	01:24:24,959	01:24:26,784	So he went home and practiced.	So he went home and practiced.
1431	01:24:27,501	01:24:29,493	6 months later, he went to see the doctor...	6 months later, he went to see the doctor...
1432	01:24:29,494	01:24:30,333	The doctor said...	The doctor said...
1433	01:24:30,334	01:24:32,826	'How are you getting along?'	'How are you getting along?'
1434	01:24:32,834	01:24:38,701	He said, 'Great! I eat better than before!'	He said, 'Great! I eat better than before!'
1435	01:24:38,959	01:24:41,242	The doctor said, 'Congratulations!'	The doctor said, 'Congratulations!'
1436	01:24:42,167	01:24:46,742	...and then asked, 'Why do you keep shaking?'	...and then asked, 'Why do you keep shaking?'
1437	01:24:47,126	01:24:50,076	He answered, 'Well, I'm chewing gum!'	He answered, 'Well, I'm chewing gum!'
1438	01:24:56,834	01:24:59,285	Alan, if I ever catch your asshole chewing gum...	Alan, if I ever catch your asshole chewing gum...
1439	01:24:59,286	01:25:01,117	I' II block it up, okay?	I' II block it up, okay?
1440	01:25:01,417	01:25:03,909	Remember, the customers are always right.	Remember, the customers are always right.
1441	01:25:03,910	01:25:06,368	Even when they are being unreasonable.	Even when they are being unreasonable.
1442	01:25:06,369	01:25:08,492	Maria, come out and demonstrate!	Maria, come out and demonstrate!
1443	01:25:09,084	01:25:11,576	Come on, you're brave!	Come on, you're brave!
1444	01:25:12,292	01:25:13,458	Be tolerant!	Be tolerant!
1445	01:25:13,459	01:25:15,826	I'll show you how.	I'll show you how.
1446	01:25:15,827	01:25:18,125	I hate your face!	I hate your face!
1447	01:25:18,126	01:25:19,541	You stupid fool, idiot!	You stupid fool, idiot!
1448	01:25:19,542	01:25:20,958	Good!	Good!
1449	01:25:20,959	01:25:23,867	It's only a demonstration, you don't have to beat me!	It's only a demonstration, you don't have to beat me!
1450	01:25:24,376	01:25:27,034	Stop it!	Stop it!
1451	01:25:37,459	01:25:39,868	We have our own regulations.	We have our own regulations.
1452	01:25:39,869	01:25:42,208	Each place has its own rules...	Each place has its own rules...
1453	01:25:42,209	01:25:43,660	If you reveal our recipe to outsiders...	If you reveal our recipe to outsiders...
1454	01:25:43,661	01:25:46,166	You will be cursed!	You will be cursed!
1455	01:25:46,167	01:25:48,791	And die bleeding on the streets!	And die bleeding on the streets!
1456	01:25:48,792	01:25:51,160	Your children will lose their souls...	Your children will lose their souls...
1457	01:25:51,161	01:25:54,365	...and your bloodline will cease!	...and your bloodline will cease!
1458	01:25:54,366	01:25:57,701	With our blood we take an oath!	With our blood we take an oath!
1459	01:25:57,917	01:25:59,201	Is this the Triad Society?	Is this the Triad Society?
1460	01:25:59,202	01:26:00,617	Or some religious cult?	Or some religious cult?
1461	01:26:03,084	01:26:04,326	Don't worry. Nobody's getting hurt.	Don't worry. Nobody's getting hurt.
1462	01:26:04,327	01:26:06,409	This is duck blood.	This is duck blood.
1463	01:26:06,959	01:26:08,242	Let's drink it!	Let's drink it!
1464	01:26:36,876	01:26:40,076	Go and give out these pamphlets!	Go and give out these pamphlets!
1465	01:26:46,792	01:26:48,451	Hui, congratulations!	Hui, congratulations!
1466	01:26:48,452	01:26:50,242	I'm going for lunch!	I'm going for lunch!
1467	01:26:50,334	01:26:52,117	I've reserved a place for you!	I've reserved a place for you!
1468	01:26:54,251	01:26:56,076	Free soup with our set lunch!	Free soup with our set lunch!
1469	01:26:56,209	01:26:57,458	It's an interesting menu!	It's an interesting menu!
1470	01:26:57,459	01:26:59,701	Fried duck, BBQ duck, Broiled duck...	Fried duck, BBQ duck, Broiled duck...
1471	01:26:59,702	01:27:03,243	...steam duck, honey glazed duck...	...steam duck, honey glazed duck...
1472	01:27:03,244	01:27:04,291	But I like chicken!	But I like chicken!
1473	01:27:04,292	01:27:06,409	We also serve all kinds of chicken!	We also serve all kinds of chicken!
1474	01:27:10,834	01:27:12,993	Hui's chicken isn't bad either!	Hui's chicken isn't bad either!
1475	01:27:12,994	01:27:15,284	Idiot! They had you fooled!	Idiot! They had you fooled!
1476	01:27:16,001	01:27:17,659	The chicken doesn't taste good...	The chicken doesn't taste good...
1477	01:27:17,917	01:27:20,035	It's their packaging!	It's their packaging!
1478	01:27:20,036	01:27:21,659	They've learnt!	They've learnt!
1479	01:27:23,584	01:27:24,867	We'll sell BBQ ducks! Tomorrow!	We'll sell BBQ ducks! Tomorrow!
1480	01:27:25,501	01:27:27,326	But boss, we don't know how to roast ducks!	But boss, we don't know how to roast ducks!
1481	01:27:27,327	01:27:29,284	We don't need to know. The computer knows.	We don't need to know. The computer knows.
1482	01:27:49,834	01:27:51,451	Refund!	Refund!
1483	01:27:52,459	01:27:54,201	What's going on?	What's going on?
1484	01:27:54,626	01:27:56,333	Maybe our ducks don't taste good?	Maybe our ducks don't taste good?
1485	01:27:56,334	01:27:58,576	Idiot! I don't want to hear a problem.	Idiot! I don't want to hear a problem.
1486	01:27:58,577	01:27:59,951	I want to hear solutions.	I want to hear solutions.
1487	01:28:08,959	01:28:11,992	Dad, Mom, I'm going to do my homework!	Dad, Mom, I'm going to do my homework!
1488	01:28:27,209	01:28:28,992	Work on your maths!	Work on your maths!
1489	01:28:30,792	01:28:32,826	Calm down, have a plate of vegetables!	Calm down, have a plate of vegetables!
1490	01:28:34,209	01:28:37,583	Sister! You're back! Chinese food's better, right?	Sister! You're back! Chinese food's better, right?
1491	01:28:37,584	01:28:39,701	Plain noodles, no lard please.	Plain noodles, no lard please.
1492	01:28:39,702	01:28:40,659	Good choice!	Good choice!
1493	01:28:49,084	01:28:53,326	Idiot! If business is slow, cut down some staff costs!	Idiot! If business is slow, cut down some staff costs!
1494	01:28:53,327	01:28:54,992	I already have!	I already have!
1495	01:28:55,959	01:28:57,784	Use part-time. Cut costs.	Use part-time. Cut costs.
1496	01:28:59,417	01:29:00,785	Yeah boss, how about we hire illegal immigrants...	Yeah boss, how about we hire illegal immigrants...
1497	01:29:00,786	01:29:03,701	...and then we report to the police on pay day?	...and then we report to the police on pay day?
1498	01:29:04,751	01:29:07,659	What if we get caught?	What if we get caught?
1499	01:29:09,667	01:29:12,659	I want you to work as cashier after 5pm!	I want you to work as cashier after 5pm!
1500	01:29:13,709	01:29:14,625	Hello All! Your bonus!	Hello All! Your bonus!
1501	01:29:14,626	01:29:17,076	One each, it'll bring you good luck...	One each, it'll bring you good luck...
1502	01:29:17,077	01:29:19,635	Inside is your share of the profits.	Inside is your share of the profits.
1503	01:29:19,636	01:29:22,160	We are now officially a limited company.	We are now officially a limited company.
1504	01:29:22,161	01:29:24,242	And you all have shares in it.	And you all have shares in it.
1505	01:29:24,917	01:29:27,118	Shares? You mean hair?	Shares? You mean hair?
1506	01:29:27,119	01:29:28,541	No, he said air!	No, he said air!
1507	01:29:28,542	01:29:31,660	Come on, don't try and con us again!	Come on, don't try and con us again!
1508	01:29:31,661	01:29:33,701	I really mean it.	I really mean it.
1509	01:29:34,584	01:29:36,076	This is cute!	This is cute!
1510	01:29:37,126	01:29:39,992	I'm on my way to shoot our ad!	I'm on my way to shoot our ad!
1511	01:29:40,334	01:29:42,993	Advertising brings profits, right?	Advertising brings profits, right?
1512	01:29:42,994	01:29:44,326	Right!	Right!
1513	01:29:45,376	01:29:48,284	Get me those two things.	Get me those two things.
1514	01:29:53,542	01:29:55,242	You know what to do.	You know what to do.
1515	01:29:56,001	01:29:57,868	Hire two kids to take care of business.	Hire two kids to take care of business.
1516	01:29:57,869	01:29:58,951	Idiot!	Idiot!
1517	01:29:59,834	01:30:01,166	They'll set the fire.	They'll set the fire.
1518	01:30:01,167	01:30:03,576	What If they blackmail us?	What If they blackmail us?
1519	01:30:04,334	01:30:06,242	You mean I do it?	You mean I do it?
1520	01:30:07,167	01:30:09,541	You just volunteered!	You just volunteered!
1521	01:30:09,542	01:30:12,451	I was just talking to the sign!	I was just talking to the sign!
1522	01:30:12,452	01:30:13,742	Well, carry on talking!	Well, carry on talking!
1523	01:30:14,251	01:30:16,493	When will you do it? I'll book my ticket.	When will you do it? I'll book my ticket.
1524	01:30:16,494	01:30:18,083	You'll go to Macau.	You'll go to Macau.
1525	01:30:18,084	01:30:19,500	So you'll have an alibi.	So you'll have an alibi.
1526	01:30:19,501	01:30:21,367	It'll have nothing to do with you, right?	It'll have nothing to do with you, right?
1527	01:30:26,542	01:30:28,201	Honey, do you know what day it is?	Honey, do you know what day it is?
1528	01:30:28,202	01:30:29,367	Today?	Today?
1529	01:30:29,751	01:30:31,784	Our wedding anniversary!	Our wedding anniversary!
1530	01:30:33,792	01:30:34,750	Exactly!	Exactly!
1531	01:30:34,751	01:30:36,035	This is the best oven...	This is the best oven...
1532	01:30:36,036	01:30:37,451	I've checked it out.	I've checked it out.
1533	01:30:37,917	01:30:39,208	What do you think, Mom?	What do you think, Mom?
1534	01:30:39,209	01:30:40,708	Isn't your anniversary next month...	Isn't your anniversary next month...
1535	01:30:40,709	01:30:43,159	Shh! Let's cut the cake!	Shh! Let's cut the cake!
1536	01:30:45,376	01:30:47,326	First, you light the rags.	First, you light the rags.
1537	01:30:53,667	01:30:56,576	It's a criminal offence, I might get caught!	It's a criminal offence, I might get caught!
1538	01:30:57,709	01:30:59,326	I'll watch out for your family.	I'll watch out for your family.
1539	01:30:59,459	01:31:01,242	Just watching out?	Just watching out?
1540	01:31:03,126	01:31:04,368	I want $500,000!	I want $500,000!
1541	01:31:04,369	01:31:05,576	Idiot!	Idiot!
1542	01:31:05,709	01:31:07,208	I need $500,000!	I need $500,000!
1543	01:31:07,209	01:31:10,576	Raymond, where's your integrity?	Raymond, where's your integrity?
1544	01:31:10,876	01:31:13,035	A year ago, you were just a poor teacher.	A year ago, you were just a poor teacher.
1545	01:31:13,036	01:31:15,875	I paid for your training in Japan.	I paid for your training in Japan.
1546	01:31:15,876	01:31:18,097	And I gave you a new life as a manager here.	And I gave you a new life as a manager here.
1547	01:31:18,098	01:31:20,451	You would have struggled and starved to death.	You would have struggled and starved to death.
1548	01:31:20,626	01:31:23,451	I won't do it unless you give me $500,000!	I won't do it unless you give me $500,000!
1549	01:31:23,452	01:31:25,875	Write me a cheque! Now.	Write me a cheque! Now.
1550	01:31:25,876	01:31:27,083	Are you crazy?	Are you crazy?
1551	01:31:27,084	01:31:28,201	Pay me and I'll do it!	Pay me and I'll do it!
1552	01:31:28,202	01:31:29,451	You're ruining my suit!	You're ruining my suit!
1553	01:31:31,917	01:31:33,826	I've got one more demand!	I've got one more demand!
1554	01:31:34,126	01:31:36,034	Stop calling me "Idiot"!	Stop calling me "Idiot"!
1555	01:31:36,876	01:31:39,534	I'm not a dog!	I'm not a dog!
1556	01:31:40,376	01:31:42,041	- How much do I pay you a month? - Thirty-eight thousand.	- How much do I pay you a month? - Thirty-eight thousand.
1557	01:31:42,042	01:31:45,409	Then you're a dog, a useless dog!	Then you're a dog, a useless dog!
1558	01:31:46,251	01:31:48,250	See, a dog guards his home.	See, a dog guards his home.
1559	01:31:48,251	01:31:50,409	You can't even guard my business!	You can't even guard my business!
1560	01:31:56,084	01:31:58,201	Alright, just forget it!	Alright, just forget it!
1561	01:31:59,542	01:32:02,617	I just need an insurance for my family!	I just need an insurance for my family!
1562	01:32:04,376	01:32:06,492	I'll do it if you pay me!	I'll do it if you pay me!
1563	01:32:08,667	01:32:11,492	Mr. Poon, I just want money!	Mr. Poon, I just want money!
1564	01:32:11,709	01:32:16,201	I've made you a fortune, just give me some!	I've made you a fortune, just give me some!
1565	01:32:17,209	01:32:18,367	Help!	Help!
1566	01:32:23,209	01:32:25,409	Danny's is on fire!	Danny's is on fire!
1567	01:32:25,792	01:32:27,117	Fire!	Fire!
1568	01:32:35,709	01:32:37,576	There's a fire!	There's a fire!
1569	01:32:37,584	01:32:39,326	Is there anybody inside?	Is there anybody inside?
1570	01:32:39,327	01:32:40,041	Help!	Help!
1571	01:32:40,042	01:32:42,791	Somebody's inside!	Somebody's inside!
1572	01:32:42,792	01:32:45,076	Where's the fire hydrant? Find a hose!	Where's the fire hydrant? Find a hose!
1573	01:32:45,077	01:32:47,492	There's a construction site, quick!	There's a construction site, quick!
1574	01:32:47,876	01:32:49,583	Pull out the pipe!	Pull out the pipe!
1575	01:32:49,584	01:32:51,326	Boss, I don't know how to turn it on!	Boss, I don't know how to turn it on!
1576	01:32:51,327	01:32:53,035	Well, just pour some water all over me!	Well, just pour some water all over me!
1577	01:32:53,036	01:32:53,826	What are you doing?	What are you doing?
1578	01:32:53,827	01:32:55,959	- I'm going in! - Don't!	- I'm going in! - Don't!
1579	01:32:56,292	01:32:58,409	Do it, or you're fired!	Do it, or you're fired!
1580	01:33:00,584	01:33:02,701	An oxygen tank, perfect!	An oxygen tank, perfect!
1581	01:33:05,251	01:33:06,617	Call the police!	Call the police!
1582	01:33:45,251	01:33:46,451	Honey!	Honey!
1583	01:33:57,084	01:33:58,951	Hurry, find a hose pipe...	Hurry, find a hose pipe...
1584	01:34:06,709	01:34:10,992	Breathe in, get up together, follow me.	Breathe in, get up together, follow me.
1585	01:34:12,126	01:34:13,492	Give it to me!	Give it to me!
1586	01:34:18,459	01:34:19,576	Honey...	Honey...
1587	01:34:25,084	01:34:26,909	Are you okay?	Are you okay?
1588	01:34:27,209	01:34:28,534	I almost got killed by the water!	I almost got killed by the water!
1589	01:34:29,376	01:34:30,284	What's up?	What's up?
1590	01:34:30,667	01:34:32,951	Move, let's take a picture...	Move, let's take a picture...
1591	01:34:32,959	01:34:34,867	Move, let us through...	Move, let us through...
1592	01:34:36,459	01:34:38,375	Give me a job!	Give me a job!
1593	01:34:38,376	01:34:39,916	Sir, I'm cheap and work hard...	Sir, I'm cheap and work hard...
1594	01:34:39,917	01:34:41,492	Sure, sure I'll employ you!	Sure, sure I'll employ you!
1595	01:34:43,834	01:34:46,785	I'll be back to get you!	I'll be back to get you!
1596	01:34:46,786	01:34:48,135	I'll be waiting!	I'll be waiting!
1597	01:34:48,136	01:34:50,041	- Honey, are you okay? - I'm okay!	- Honey, are you okay? - I'm okay!
1598	01:34:50,042	01:34:52,409	Look in the camera, over here please!	Look in the camera, over here please!
1599	01:34:56,376	01:34:59,910	- Good. - This is for you to eat on the plane!	- Good. - This is for you to eat on the plane!
1600	01:34:59,911	01:35:01,500	Thanks!	Thanks!
1601	01:35:01,501	01:35:02,910	Mom, stay for two more months!	Mom, stay for two more months!
1602	01:35:02,911	01:35:04,285	I don't want to be a pain!	I don't want to be a pain!
1603	01:35:04,286	01:35:05,250	Don't say that!	Don't say that!
1604	01:35:05,251	01:35:07,764	Just send my profits to my accountant.	Just send my profits to my accountant.
1605	01:35:07,765	01:35:10,243	Don't just always think of your business.	Don't just always think of your business.
1606	01:35:10,244	01:35:11,916	Take good care of my daughter!	Take good care of my daughter!
1607	01:35:11,917	01:35:13,617	Of course, won't let her out of my sight!	Of course, won't let her out of my sight!
1608	01:35:14,084	01:35:15,583	My daughter was right.	My daughter was right.
1609	01:35:15,584	01:35:17,242	You're not so bad after all.	You're not so bad after all.
1610	01:35:18,459	01:35:19,367	Bye!	Bye!
1611	01:35:19,834	01:35:20,826	Bye!	Bye!
1612	01:35:28,917	01:35:31,659	Dad, I've decided to change my study subject.	Dad, I've decided to change my study subject.
1613	01:35:31,660	01:35:34,534	I'm going to study business administration!	I'm going to study business administration!
1614	01:35:35,001	01:35:36,166	Business administration?	Business administration?
1615	01:35:36,167	01:35:38,618	It's about managing and growing a business.	It's about managing and growing a business.
1616	01:35:38,619	01:35:41,035	I'll make our shop an international franchise!	I'll make our shop an international franchise!
1617	01:35:41,036	01:35:42,159	What do you think?	What do you think?
1618	01:35:42,376	01:35:43,910	That's my boy. Better than being a barber!	That's my boy. Better than being a barber!
1619	01:35:43,911	01:35:45,791	He changes his mind every month!	He changes his mind every month!
1620	01:35:45,792	01:35:47,701	No way, this will last at least two months!	No way, this will last at least two months!
1621	01:35:48,209	01:35:49,618	Then we'll talk again in two months!	Then we'll talk again in two months!
1622	01:35:49,619	01:35:51,160	Boss, the reporters are here!	Boss, the reporters are here!
1623	01:35:51,161	01:35:52,117	Come in.	Come in.
1624	01:35:54,001	01:35:55,833	Sir, how's the food?	Sir, how's the food?
1625	01:35:55,834	01:35:58,409	Yes, food's better and the place is nice!	Yes, food's better and the place is nice!
1626	01:36:00,167	01:36:02,159	Can I smoke?	Can I smoke?
1627	01:36:03,709	01:36:05,117	Can I fart?	Can I fart?
1628	01:36:09,209	01:36:11,951	My dear! Wait, you mustn't eat duck with chopsticks!	My dear! Wait, you mustn't eat duck with chopsticks!
1629	01:36:11,952	01:36:13,743	It'll feel pain, and spoil the taste.	It'll feel pain, and spoil the taste.
1630	01:36:13,744	01:36:15,034	Put it down.	Put it down.
1631	01:36:15,292	01:36:17,097	You must treat it lovingly...	You must treat it lovingly...
1632	01:36:17,098	01:36:18,729	...intimately. With passion.	...intimately. With passion.
1633	01:36:18,730	01:36:20,291	Before you eat it, you say:	Before you eat it, you say:
1634	01:36:20,292	01:36:24,576	"Dear duck leg, I'm coming to eat you!"	"Dear duck leg, I'm coming to eat you!"
1635	01:36:24,577	01:36:28,992	Now, tenderly pick it up, and bite gently.	Now, tenderly pick it up, and bite gently.
1636	01:36:29,834	01:36:31,493	It'll taste different, try it!	It'll taste different, try it!
1637	01:36:31,494	01:36:33,466	- Are you sure? - Of course, try it.	- Are you sure? - Of course, try it.
1638	01:36:34,001	01:36:35,242	Crazy!	Crazy!
1639	01:36:42,792	01:36:44,583	Dear duck leg...	Dear duck leg...
1640	01:36:44,584	01:36:46,451	I'm coming to eat you!	I'm coming to eat you!
1641	01:36:50,292	01:36:52,367	Mr. Hui, even the nuns eat at your place.	Mr. Hui, even the nuns eat at your place.
1642	01:36:52,876	01:36:54,916	Oh, she's my best customer! A loyalist.	Oh, she's my best customer! A loyalist.
1643	01:36:54,917	01:36:56,867	Pan, free vegetables for our Sister, on the house!	Pan, free vegetables for our Sister, on the house!
1644	01:36:57,084	01:36:59,951	Mr. Hui you have been awarded 'Businessman of the year'.	Mr. Hui you have been awarded 'Businessman of the year'.
1645	01:36:59,952	01:37:01,034	What is your key to success?	What is your key to success?
1646	01:37:02,042	01:37:04,743	It's all about people. Your staff. Your customers.	It's all about people. Your staff. Your customers.
1647	01:37:04,744	01:37:07,535	Also, you have to change with the times...	Also, you have to change with the times...
1648	01:37:07,536	01:37:09,284	'Move, improve and groove!'	'Move, improve and groove!'
1649	01:37:13,501	01:37:16,034	Stop chewing gum.	Stop chewing gum.
1650	01:37:18,417	01:37:22,076	The future is bright.	The future is bright.