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1	00:00:40,917	00:00:42,292	Hi Boss, here is your favourite duck noodle!	Hi Boss, here is your favourite duck noodle!
2	00:00:42,626	00:00:44,751	Lucky that you called first, we kept this especially for you.	Lucky that you called first, we kept this especially for you.
3	00:00:44,786	00:00:47,001	Great! Where's the master chef Mr Hui?	Great! Where's the master chef Mr Hui?
4	00:01:07,667	00:01:08,917	Hey Chimp, add more charcoal!	Hey Chimp, add more charcoal!
5	00:01:19,709	00:01:21,251	Stupid fool!	Stupid fool!
6	00:01:22,917	00:01:25,001	Delicious barbecue ducks! Gotta try it!	Delicious barbecue ducks! Gotta try it!
7	00:01:25,459	00:01:27,459	Two seats for our nice couple here!	Two seats for our nice couple here!
8	00:01:28,251	00:01:29,459	Hey waiter, how much?	Hey waiter, how much?
9	00:01:29,792	00:01:30,917	The bill please!	The bill please!
10	00:01:31,751	00:01:33,376	The bill for these lovely 9 customers please.	The bill for these lovely 9 customers please.
11	00:01:33,411	00:01:34,507	What?	What?
12	00:01:34,542	00:01:35,584	Take a seat.	Take a seat.
13	00:01:37,917	00:01:38,924	Yuck, it's filthy!	Yuck, it's filthy!
14	00:01:38,959	00:01:41,209	The food's good. It's worth it.	The food's good. It's worth it.
15	00:01:41,667	00:01:42,591	What would you like, sir?	What would you like, sir?
16	00:01:42,626	00:01:44,876	Two Hui's duck rice and two bowls of duck soup...	Two Hui's duck rice and two bowls of duck soup...
17	00:01:44,911	00:01:46,417	We are in a hurry, please be quick!	We are in a hurry, please be quick!
18	00:01:46,452	00:01:48,126	What's the hurry? We're quick.	What's the hurry? We're quick.
19	00:01:48,334	00:01:50,501	Don't bother to clean, the dirt has been here for many years!	Don't bother to clean, the dirt has been here for many years!
20	00:01:50,536	00:01:52,126	Duck rice and soup for 2!	Duck rice and soup for 2!
21	00:01:52,161	00:01:54,459	Can't sleep!	Can't sleep!
22	00:01:56,626	00:01:58,584	Hey! What are you doing?	Hey! What are you doing?
23	00:01:58,709	00:01:59,792	Table for 2?	Table for 2?
24	00:02:11,751	00:02:14,126	Two soups ready to serve!	Two soups ready to serve!
25	00:02:17,709	00:02:20,084	Waiter, can you get rid of the dog?	Waiter, can you get rid of the dog?
26	00:02:21,792	00:02:23,834	Why should I? The dog's our lucky charm. It helps clean the floor!	Why should I? The dog's our lucky charm. It helps clean the floor!
27	00:02:24,542	00:02:26,584	Just get him out!	Just get him out!
28	00:02:30,876	00:02:32,524	- Just eat! - Move your feet!	- Just eat! - Move your feet!
29	00:02:33,417	00:02:34,917	This is too much!	This is too much!
30	00:02:42,584	00:02:43,584	Just give it a wipe.	Just give it a wipe.
31	00:02:44,376	00:02:46,007	- Here's your soup! - I've run out of tissues!	- Here's your soup! - I've run out of tissues!
32	00:02:46,042	00:02:46,959	No more?	No more?
33	00:02:47,334	00:02:49,167	Alan, give them 2 towels!	Alan, give them 2 towels!
34	00:02:50,167	00:02:51,084	Right!	Right!
35	00:02:52,292	00:02:53,209	Your towels!	Your towels!
36	00:02:53,667	00:02:54,542	The first one was cleaner!	The first one was cleaner!
37	00:02:55,459	00:02:56,991	- What? - Don't you have any napkins in here?	- What? - Don't you have any napkins in here?
38	00:02:57,209	00:02:59,251	OK I'll get you some toilet paper!	OK I'll get you some toilet paper!
39	00:02:59,792	00:03:00,959	No... Thanks!	No... Thanks!
40	00:03:01,084	00:03:02,126	Yeah, it's okay!	Yeah, it's okay!
41	00:03:02,417	00:03:04,876	Hong Kong Star "the horse" dashing from behind...	Hong Kong Star "the horse" dashing from behind...
42	00:03:04,911	00:03:06,251	Faster! Faster!	Faster! Faster!
43	00:03:07,834	00:03:09,924	Hong Kong Star is catching up...	Hong Kong Star is catching up...
44	00:03:09,959	00:03:11,626	Hong Kong Star has overtaken 10 horses!	Hong Kong Star has overtaken 10 horses!
45	00:03:11,661	00:03:14,209	Yeah! Looks like we have a winner!	Yeah! Looks like we have a winner!
46	00:03:14,376	00:03:16,813	What? He's stopped to scratch his balls!	What? He's stopped to scratch his balls!
47	00:03:16,848	00:03:19,251	What's going on? He's gonna lose...	What's going on? He's gonna lose...
48	00:03:19,286	00:03:22,334	Damn it! He's lost!	Damn it! He's lost!
49	00:03:25,292	00:03:26,626	A cockroach!	A cockroach!
50	00:03:28,292	00:03:29,876	Don't worry, it's dead now!	Don't worry, it's dead now!
51	00:03:30,709	00:03:31,834	I want to see your boss!	I want to see your boss!
52	00:03:32,042	00:03:33,132	Hi, what's the matter?	Hi, what's the matter?
53	00:03:33,167	00:03:34,417	There's a cockroach in my soup!	There's a cockroach in my soup!
54	00:03:36,376	00:03:37,876	Take it back and make another one. Go!	Take it back and make another one. Go!
55	00:03:37,911	00:03:39,268	Hold it! I've drunk some already!	Hold it! I've drunk some already!
56	00:03:39,303	00:03:40,626	I'm going for a hospital check-up...	I'm going for a hospital check-up...
57	00:03:40,661	00:03:42,049	I will sue you!	I will sue you!
58	00:03:42,084	00:03:43,667	Relax! Do you think you are the sanitory inspector?	Relax! Do you think you are the sanitory inspector?
59	00:03:44,209	00:03:46,334	This is me! Here is my identification.	This is me! Here is my identification.
60	00:03:46,369	00:03:48,459	Show me your business registration.	Show me your business registration.
61	00:03:51,626	00:03:54,292	Look, it's just a jujube, it's good for health!	Look, it's just a jujube, it's good for health!
62	00:03:57,084	00:03:59,959	Extra nutrition, lots of vitamins!	Extra nutrition, lots of vitamins!
63	00:03:59,994	00:04:00,834	Inspector, I care about you.	Inspector, I care about you.
64	00:04:01,167	00:04:02,376	...get to work!	...get to work!
65	00:04:02,459	00:04:03,417	Yes, boss.	Yes, boss.
66	00:04:03,459	00:04:04,417	Stop shaking!	Stop shaking!
67	00:04:05,667	00:04:06,959	Give this customer a free bowl of soup.	Give this customer a free bowl of soup.
68	00:04:16,209	00:04:17,501	Boss, insecticide!	Boss, insecticide!
69	00:04:25,126	00:04:26,341	Thanks! Kills mosquitoes?	Thanks! Kills mosquitoes?
70	00:04:26,376	00:04:27,542	No problem. It kills cockroaches too.	No problem. It kills cockroaches too.
71	00:04:29,834	00:04:32,376	You won't get away with this!	You won't get away with this!
72	00:04:32,542	00:04:34,376	Definitely a cockroach, not a jujube!	Definitely a cockroach, not a jujube!
73	00:04:34,626	00:04:35,466	I'll sue you!	I'll sue you!
74	00:04:35,501	00:04:36,292	Hey, Still arguing?	Hey, Still arguing?
75	00:04:36,327	00:04:37,084	Show me your ID!	Show me your ID!
76	00:04:37,667	00:04:39,729	Have you got any proof?	Have you got any proof?
77	00:04:39,764	00:04:41,792	You want proof, right?	You want proof, right?
78	00:04:44,292	00:04:46,542	Cockroach leg!	Cockroach leg!
79	00:04:50,417	00:04:52,000	What cockroach leg?	What cockroach leg?
80	00:04:52,035	00:04:53,584	Bastard! Find it!	Bastard! Find it!
81	00:04:55,084	00:04:56,667	Come on, find it!	Come on, find it!
82	00:05:01,751	00:05:05,292	I will take it to the lab. I bet they'll find some proof in the soup!	I will take it to the lab. I bet they'll find some proof in the soup!
83	00:05:05,327	00:05:08,167	I'll get proof and sue you!	I'll get proof and sue you!
84	00:05:08,251	00:05:09,459	Please calm down!	Please calm down!
85	00:05:17,084	00:05:17,959	What?	What?
86	00:05:18,584	00:05:19,792	I will sue you!	I will sue you!
87	00:05:20,292	00:05:22,257	It's only extra protein!	It's only extra protein!
88	00:05:22,292	00:05:23,667	Bye Inspector! Hope you enjoyed your meal.	Bye Inspector! Hope you enjoyed your meal.
89	00:05:35,042	00:05:36,626	I wonder who's opening across the street?	I wonder who's opening across the street?
90	00:05:37,376	00:05:39,209	I hope it's going to be betting station.	I hope it's going to be betting station.
91	00:05:40,167	00:05:42,584	Yeah, so you can hide there all the time!	Yeah, so you can hide there all the time!
92	00:05:44,084	00:05:46,417	Get back to work!	Get back to work!
93	00:05:52,792	00:05:55,674	Squid, I've been here for 3 months now.	Squid, I've been here for 3 months now.
94	00:05:55,709	00:05:59,209	I work late every Saturday, is there overtime salary?	I work late every Saturday, is there overtime salary?
95	00:05:59,244	00:06:02,001	Overtime? Are you serious? You want a pension?	Overtime? Are you serious? You want a pension?
96	00:06:02,036	00:06:03,174	You know, our boss is a real miser.	You know, our boss is a real miser.
97	00:06:03,209	00:06:04,292	You want extra money? Don't even think about it.	You want extra money? Don't even think about it.
98	00:06:04,327	00:06:05,424	Unless he loses his mind.	Unless he loses his mind.
99	00:06:05,459	00:06:07,417	Overtime bonuses! One for each of my dear staff!	Overtime bonuses! One for each of my dear staff!
100	00:06:07,452	00:06:10,674	You all get one.	You all get one.
101	00:06:10,709	00:06:12,271	You guys work so hard.	You guys work so hard.
102	00:06:12,306	00:06:13,799	And never complain.	And never complain.
103	00:06:13,834	00:06:16,292	You've moved me to tears. I am so thankful to all of you!	You've moved me to tears. I am so thankful to all of you!
104	00:06:16,327	00:06:18,872	Will you deduct this from our wages?	Will you deduct this from our wages?
105	00:06:18,907	00:06:21,417	Of course not! Go spend it, no problem!	Of course not! Go spend it, no problem!
106	00:06:21,459	00:06:22,632	Pan's daughter will get marry soon.	Pan's daughter will get marry soon.
107	00:06:22,667	00:06:24,376	Let's buy her a wedding gift. I love you all so dearly.	Let's buy her a wedding gift. I love you all so dearly.
108	00:06:25,334	00:06:27,209	Go home and have a good sleep!	Go home and have a good sleep!
109	00:06:27,244	00:06:28,209	Good night.	Good night.
110	00:06:29,001	00:06:30,501	Hang on!	Hang on!
111	00:06:30,917	00:06:33,001	I plan to let go the garbage collector.	I plan to let go the garbage collector.
112	00:06:33,036	00:06:34,549	So please do me a favor.	So please do me a favor.
113	00:06:34,584	00:06:36,542	Each of you take a bag of trash to the collection point every night.	Each of you take a bag of trash to the collection point every night.
114	00:06:36,577	00:06:37,792	You don't mind, right? Thanks.	You don't mind, right? Thanks.
115	00:06:37,827	00:06:40,917	I really thank you guys!	I really thank you guys!
116	00:06:42,251	00:06:43,667	A bag every night?	A bag every night?
117	00:06:45,334	00:06:47,667	This way, we can save labour cost!	This way, we can save labour cost!
118	00:06:47,702	00:06:50,001	Okay folks, have a good night.	Okay folks, have a good night.
119	00:06:50,036	00:06:53,167	Enjoy yourselves!	Enjoy yourselves!
120	00:06:53,959	00:06:55,459	At least we got a bonus "red packet"!	At least we got a bonus "red packet"!
121	00:06:56,292	00:06:58,209	What! He bought us out for only HK$10!	What! He bought us out for only HK$10!
122	00:06:58,667	00:06:59,424	Only HK$10!	Only HK$10!
123	00:06:59,459	00:07:01,632	It should be at least HK$100	It should be at least HK$100
124	00:07:01,667	00:07:03,667	We've been fooled again! Let's go!	We've been fooled again! Let's go!
125	00:07:06,667	00:07:10,417	Snow White and her 7 dwarves!	Snow White and her 7 dwarves!
126	00:07:13,959	00:07:14,792	Watch out!	Watch out!
127	00:07:15,876	00:07:16,882	Stop there!	Stop there!
128	00:07:16,917	00:07:19,584	Mind your step, the floor's just been waxed!	Mind your step, the floor's just been waxed!
129	00:07:20,376	00:07:22,751	It's past midnight! You polish the floor for what?	It's past midnight! You polish the floor for what?
130	00:07:22,786	00:07:26,126	Please step on the newspaper.	Please step on the newspaper.
131	00:07:26,542	00:07:29,167	Be care where you step.	Be care where you step.
132	00:07:31,542	00:07:34,332	- I'm careful! - I'll get you a bowl of nice dessert.	- I'm careful! - I'll get you a bowl of nice dessert.
133	00:07:38,251	00:07:40,042	Why is your mother being so nice to me?	Why is your mother being so nice to me?
134	00:07:40,077	00:07:41,001	She must have done something wrong.	She must have done something wrong.
135	00:07:41,036	00:07:41,751	No!	No!
136	00:07:42,209	00:07:43,542	Did she lose money in mahjong gambling?	Did she lose money in mahjong gambling?
137	00:07:43,577	00:07:44,876	No, we've been polishing the floor all day.	No, we've been polishing the floor all day.
138	00:07:45,626	00:07:46,626	We got fined for not paying taxes?	We got fined for not paying taxes?
139	00:07:46,661	00:07:47,376	I don't think so.	I don't think so.
140	00:07:47,417	00:07:48,126	Really?	Really?
141	00:07:48,709	00:07:50,792	What then? Why is she so good to me?	What then? Why is she so good to me?
142	00:07:50,827	00:07:51,792	Honey, have some dessert.	Honey, have some dessert.
143	00:07:58,459	00:07:59,334	Good stuff!	Good stuff!
144	00:08:00,542	00:08:02,424	Stop that!	Stop that!
145	00:08:02,459	00:08:05,667	You want to stay up polishing all right?	You want to stay up polishing all right?
146	00:08:06,167	00:08:07,334	Clean it up!	Clean it up!
147	00:08:09,209	00:08:11,709	Honey, I'll run you a bath.	Honey, I'll run you a bath.
148	00:08:13,959	00:08:16,542	How come she only shouts at me.	How come she only shouts at me.
149	00:08:17,251	00:08:19,882	She must have done something really bad!	She must have done something really bad!
150	00:08:19,917	00:08:22,084	There is something wrong of the TV reception.	There is something wrong of the TV reception.
151	00:08:22,119	00:08:24,251	Honey, can you go outside to fix the antenna?	Honey, can you go outside to fix the antenna?
152	00:08:24,584	00:08:26,799	Honey, I'm in a good mood tonight!	Honey, I'm in a good mood tonight!
153	00:08:26,834	00:08:28,334	No matter what you've done. Just tell me.	No matter what you've done. Just tell me.
154	00:08:28,369	00:08:29,674	I won't get angry!	I won't get angry!
155	00:08:29,709	00:08:31,250	Go and fix the antenna!	Go and fix the antenna!
156	00:08:31,285	00:08:32,792	Come on, tell me the truth!	Come on, tell me the truth!
157	00:08:32,827	00:08:33,751	Wait! I know!	Wait! I know!
158	00:08:34,626	00:08:37,001	You forgot to pay the telephone bill, right?	You forgot to pay the telephone bill, right?
159	00:08:37,036	00:08:38,751	I'm sure I'm right!	I'm sure I'm right!
160	00:08:38,834	00:08:39,917	I'm wrong?	I'm wrong?
161	00:08:40,709	00:08:43,355	Just fix it. It's embarrassing!	Just fix it. It's embarrassing!
162	00:08:43,390	00:08:46,001	It's embarrassing for our guest.	It's embarrassing for our guest.
163	00:08:46,084	00:08:48,751	Guest? What guest? The Queen?	Guest? What guest? The Queen?
164	00:08:49,542	00:08:52,126	Mom will arrive tomorrow and she wants to stay with us for a few days.	Mom will arrive tomorrow and she wants to stay with us for a few days.
165	00:08:54,042	00:08:57,959	Its okay now, don't move! ~ TV Music ~	Its okay now, don't move! ~ TV Music ~
166	00:09:00,834	00:09:02,709	Mom will arrive at 2pm tomorrow.	Mom will arrive at 2pm tomorrow.
167	00:09:03,334	00:09:04,959	In that case, I'd better arrive at the airport by 1:30pm...	In that case, I'd better arrive at the airport by 1:30pm...
168	00:09:06,209	00:09:07,424	You mean you're going to greet her?	You mean you're going to greet her?
169	00:09:07,459	00:09:08,792	No! I'm going to take the first plane out of here!	No! I'm going to take the first plane out of here!
170	00:09:09,209	00:09:10,917	Dad, I want my pocket money!	Dad, I want my pocket money!
171	00:09:11,876	00:09:13,251	My pocket money!	My pocket money!
172	00:09:13,792	00:09:15,049	Money? What pocket money?	Money? What pocket money?
173	00:09:15,084	00:09:16,626	Is this how you talk to your father?	Is this how you talk to your father?
174	00:09:16,661	00:09:18,799	Do I owe you money?	Do I owe you money?
175	00:09:18,834	00:09:19,966	Look at all these bills!	Look at all these bills!
176	00:09:20,001	00:09:22,792	Electricity, water, school fees, all for you!	Electricity, water, school fees, all for you!
177	00:09:22,959	00:09:24,132	I roast hundreds...	I roast hundreds...
178	00:09:24,167	00:09:26,084	...of ducks just to feed you!	...of ducks just to feed you!
179	00:09:26,119	00:09:27,042	Look! All my fingers...	Look! All my fingers...
180	00:09:27,077	00:09:28,126	...are roasted too!	...are roasted too!
181	00:09:28,209	00:09:30,584	You'll have to work your whole life to pay me back!	You'll have to work your whole life to pay me back!
182	00:09:30,619	00:09:32,542	Don't take me for granted!	Don't take me for granted!
183	00:09:32,577	00:09:34,007	Go to bed!	Go to bed!
184	00:09:34,042	00:09:35,792	Leave him alone...	Leave him alone...
185	00:09:36,251	00:09:37,709	...don't give him a hard time!	...don't give him a hard time!
186	00:09:37,744	00:09:39,132	I'm not giving him hard time.	I'm not giving him hard time.
187	00:09:39,167	00:09:40,959	It's not me, it's your mother who will give us a hard time!	It's not me, it's your mother who will give us a hard time!
188	00:09:40,994	00:09:43,226	We have nothing to talk about.	We have nothing to talk about.
189	00:09:43,261	00:09:45,459	She enjoys giving me a hard time.	She enjoys giving me a hard time.
190	00:09:46,042	00:09:49,626	The furnitures are bad!	The furnitures are bad!
191	00:09:52,709	00:09:56,376	Your TV doesn't work! Black and White TV?	Your TV doesn't work! Black and White TV?
192	00:09:56,411	00:09:59,584	Have you heard of colour TV?	Have you heard of colour TV?
193	00:10:02,251	00:10:03,917	Still using an electric fan?	Still using an electric fan?
194	00:10:04,376	00:10:07,501	Do you know there's a new invention called...	Do you know there's a new invention called...
195	00:10:07,536	00:10:09,417	...air-conditioner?	...air-conditioner?
196	00:10:11,459	00:10:14,084	Look what's this? A see-saw?	Look what's this? A see-saw?
197	00:10:14,959	00:10:17,751	You should donate it to a kindergarden!	You should donate it to a kindergarden!
198	00:10:19,126	00:10:21,751	Look! And an ancient refrigerator!	Look! And an ancient refrigerator!
199	00:10:22,334	00:10:24,501	Thank god there's food.	Thank god there's food.
200	00:10:24,959	00:10:26,792	A toaster! This was my wedding gift, wasn't it?	A toaster! This was my wedding gift, wasn't it?
201	00:10:26,827	00:10:28,667	It still works? Get a new one!	It still works? Get a new one!
202	00:10:28,702	00:10:29,917	Try this suit.	Try this suit.
203	00:10:31,084	00:10:32,626	No way, I hate suits.	No way, I hate suits.
204	00:10:37,167	00:10:38,542	Okay... Honey...	Okay... Honey...
205	00:10:39,167	00:10:40,084	Satisfied?	Satisfied?
206	00:10:42,584	00:10:43,966	It's tight!	It's tight!
207	00:10:44,001	00:10:45,584	You won't see it!	You won't see it!
208	00:10:45,626	00:10:47,751	Let's buy a new one.	Let's buy a new one.
209	00:10:47,917	00:10:49,549	My dear, it costs money.	My dear, it costs money.
210	00:10:49,584	00:10:51,917	I want you to look good on mom's birthday!	I want you to look good on mom's birthday!
211	00:10:52,167	00:10:53,709	She's not really the Queen!	She's not really the Queen!
212	00:10:56,251	00:10:57,084	What are you doing?	What are you doing?
213	00:10:58,376	00:10:59,382	The trousers split!	The trousers split!
214	00:10:59,417	00:11:01,917	Now you've got to get a new suit.	Now you've got to get a new suit.
215	00:11:02,959	00:11:05,751	That's a lot of ducks to roast!	That's a lot of ducks to roast!
216	00:11:16,167	00:11:17,376	Honey, why don't you turn on the light?	Honey, why don't you turn on the light?
217	00:11:18,584	00:11:20,126	It's ok. The street lights are fine.	It's ok. The street lights are fine.
218	00:11:28,542	00:11:31,142	- Hey Mrs Chan, looking for you husband? - Yes.	- Hey Mrs Chan, looking for you husband? - Yes.
219	00:11:31,167	00:11:32,459	He's removing duck feathers in the kitchen.	He's removing duck feathers in the kitchen.
220	00:11:32,494	00:11:33,292	Thank you, Pan.	Thank you, Pan.
221	00:11:33,327	00:11:36,482	- Mrs Chan. - How's business, Mr Hui?	- Mrs Chan. - How's business, Mr Hui?
222	00:11:36,577	00:11:37,841	Not too bad.	Not too bad.
223	00:11:37,876	00:11:39,392	- Been out shopping? - Yes...	- Been out shopping? - Yes...
224	00:11:39,417	00:11:41,049	How about a duck?	How about a duck?
225	00:11:41,084	00:11:44,251	Sorry we came from Northern China.	Sorry we came from Northern China.
226	00:11:44,542	00:11:46,167	We don't eat Cantonese roast ducks.	We don't eat Cantonese roast ducks.
227	00:11:47,667	00:11:50,542	Bring me a plate of duck.	Bring me a plate of duck.
228	00:11:51,167	00:11:53,834	My dear, you can't say that. Have you ever tried one?	My dear, you can't say that. Have you ever tried one?
229	00:11:55,376	00:11:57,501	The Hui's ducks are work of art.	The Hui's ducks are work of art.
230	00:11:58,376	00:12:00,167	Let me show you the steps to appreciate a duck...	Let me show you the steps to appreciate a duck...
231	00:12:00,917	00:12:02,084	Wait, never use chopsticks.	Wait, never use chopsticks.
232	00:12:02,292	00:12:05,209	Use your fingers. Body contact.	Use your fingers. Body contact.
233	00:12:05,244	00:12:06,001	Try it.	Try it.
234	00:12:06,876	00:12:09,876	Now, caress it, lick your fingers.	Now, caress it, lick your fingers.
235	00:12:11,959	00:12:14,117	- The attitude during duck eating is very important. - Darling!	- The attitude during duck eating is very important. - Darling!
236	00:12:14,667	00:12:17,709	The ducks are ready to be stuffed.	The ducks are ready to be stuffed.
237	00:12:17,744	00:12:18,751	Shut up!	Shut up!
238	00:12:21,042	00:12:25,459	Last, but not least, lick each one of your fingers.	Last, but not least, lick each one of your fingers.
239	00:12:27,501	00:12:28,257	For the reason...	For the reason...
240	00:12:28,292	00:12:31,292	Each finger has contacted a different part of the duck.	Each finger has contacted a different part of the duck.
241	00:12:31,327	00:12:33,084	That's why they all the taste different!	That's why they all the taste different!
242	00:12:40,542	00:12:42,084	That was a live demonstration!	That was a live demonstration!
243	00:12:42,334	00:12:43,876	Alan, wrap it up!	Alan, wrap it up!
244	00:12:43,911	00:12:44,841	I ate some.	I ate some.
245	00:12:44,876	00:12:46,334	So give Mrs Chan a special 20% discount!	So give Mrs Chan a special 20% discount!
246	00:12:48,001	00:12:51,917	Idiot, I used the recipe you stole yesterday.	Idiot, I used the recipe you stole yesterday.
247	00:12:52,292	00:12:55,667	I tried it but it didn't work!	I tried it but it didn't work!
248	00:12:55,876	00:12:58,438	Yeah? But I copied all the ingredients.	Yeah? But I copied all the ingredients.
249	00:12:58,473	00:13:00,612	Remember our plan to open our own store?	Remember our plan to open our own store?
250	00:13:00,647	00:13:02,751	It won't happen with this stupid recipe!	It won't happen with this stupid recipe!
251	00:13:03,209	00:13:04,459	Go! Get the recipe right this time!	Go! Get the recipe right this time!
252	00:14:52,876	00:14:56,084	Chimp, hand me the toilet brush!	Chimp, hand me the toilet brush!
253	00:15:03,292	00:15:04,251	Here's the brush, boss!	Here's the brush, boss!
254	00:15:04,542	00:15:06,834	It's done. Take it out.	It's done. Take it out.
255	00:15:06,869	00:15:07,917	That's it?	That's it?
256	00:15:08,167	00:15:09,209	Yes. That's it.	Yes. That's it.
257	00:15:10,167	00:15:11,501	Before you go, clean up the mirror!	Before you go, clean up the mirror!
258	00:15:14,709	00:15:15,917	Comic books!	Comic books!
259	00:15:17,542	00:15:19,334	How much time have you spent in there?	How much time have you spent in there?
260	00:15:21,042	00:15:22,084	Throw it away!	Throw it away!
261	00:15:22,126	00:15:24,957	- Ah Pang! - Boss! Bad news.	- Ah Pang! - Boss! Bad news.
262	00:15:25,084	00:15:26,334	Danny's Fried Chicken is opening across the road!	Danny's Fried Chicken is opening across the road!
263	00:15:26,369	00:15:27,757	They'll compete with us!	They'll compete with us!
264	00:15:27,792	00:15:31,501	Compete? I've been roasting ducks since I was 16!	Compete? I've been roasting ducks since I was 16!
265	00:15:31,917	00:15:34,417	You really believe I am threatened by frozen chickens?	You really believe I am threatened by frozen chickens?
266	00:15:37,084	00:15:37,792	Boss!	Boss!
267	00:15:40,417	00:15:42,084	That's Danny Poon!	That's Danny Poon!
268	00:15:42,542	00:15:45,792	A young entrepreneur before the age of 30!	A young entrepreneur before the age of 30!
269	00:15:45,827	00:15:46,917	Bright guy!	Bright guy!
270	00:15:51,542	00:15:52,876	It's for me!	It's for me!
271	00:15:55,667	00:15:56,501	Poser!	Poser!
272	00:15:57,251	00:15:59,001	They are obviously out to compete with us.	They are obviously out to compete with us.
273	00:15:59,751	00:16:01,132	They're no match!	They're no match!
274	00:16:01,167	00:16:03,334	Deep fried frozen chicken!	Deep fried frozen chicken!
275	00:16:03,369	00:16:04,799	It's greasy!	It's greasy!
276	00:16:04,834	00:16:06,174	Good, the customers...	Good, the customers...
277	00:16:06,209	00:16:08,292	...will all come for our soup.	...will all come for our soup.
278	00:16:14,292	00:16:15,591	What's all this cash?	What's all this cash?
279	00:16:15,626	00:16:18,126	It's for Pan's daughter's wedding gift.	It's for Pan's daughter's wedding gift.
280	00:16:18,161	00:16:20,626	We want to give her a gold necklace.	We want to give her a gold necklace.
281	00:16:20,661	00:16:22,626	It's okay, don't bother!	It's okay, don't bother!
282	00:16:22,661	00:16:23,716	No problem!	No problem!
283	00:16:23,751	00:16:25,084	It's not easy to find a good necklace, you know.	It's not easy to find a good necklace, you know.
284	00:16:25,119	00:16:26,667	Well, I know a good goldsmith.	Well, I know a good goldsmith.
285	00:16:26,702	00:16:27,716	I'll get it.	I'll get it.
286	00:16:27,751	00:16:28,855	How much do you have?	How much do you have?
287	00:16:28,890	00:16:29,924	Eight Thousand Dollars.	Eight Thousand Dollars.
288	00:16:29,959	00:16:32,751	Don't bother, you're too kind!	Don't bother, you're too kind!
289	00:16:32,786	00:16:34,049	It's no big deal!	It's no big deal!
290	00:16:34,084	00:16:36,417	I'll get one worth $10,000.	I'll get one worth $10,000.
291	00:16:36,501	00:16:38,063	I'll make up the rest!	I'll make up the rest!
292	00:16:38,098	00:16:39,626	Boss, you're so generous!	Boss, you're so generous!
293	00:16:39,917	00:16:42,209	$8,000, do we have a deal?	$8,000, do we have a deal?
294	00:16:42,459	00:16:45,257	Okay, okay, $8,000	Okay, okay, $8,000
295	00:16:45,292	00:16:47,376	Write $10,000 on the receipt.	Write $10,000 on the receipt.
296	00:16:47,411	00:16:48,882	Deliver it to my place.	Deliver it to my place.
297	00:16:48,917	00:16:50,771	I must go to the airport now.	I must go to the airport now.
298	00:16:50,806	00:16:52,626	Don't give me that look, Chan!	Don't give me that look, Chan!
299	00:17:00,792	00:17:02,792	Thanks Madam for your valuable advice!	Thanks Madam for your valuable advice!
300	00:17:04,001	00:17:05,430	- Hi... - Grandma!	- Hi... - Grandma!
301	00:17:06,542	00:17:08,459	BBQ meat and chicken rice!	BBQ meat and chicken rice!
302	00:17:08,494	00:17:09,334	To clean your mouth!	To clean your mouth!
303	00:17:18,376	00:17:19,501	Mom!	Mom!
304	00:17:20,251	00:17:22,501	- I'll help you, grandma! - Good boy!	- I'll help you, grandma! - Good boy!
305	00:17:23,292	00:17:25,667	Do you always look so awful?	Do you always look so awful?
306	00:17:26,292	00:17:27,542	Just joking!	Just joking!
307	00:17:28,084	00:17:29,271	You've grown a lot!	You've grown a lot!
308	00:17:29,306	00:17:30,459	Stand up straight!	Stand up straight!
309	00:17:31,126	00:17:33,334	Tidy your room, I'll be up soon.	Tidy your room, I'll be up soon.
310	00:17:34,292	00:17:35,501	Didn't Hui greet you at the airport?	Didn't Hui greet you at the airport?
311	00:17:36,209	00:17:37,591	My flight arrived early.	My flight arrived early.
312	00:17:37,626	00:17:39,174	I'd rather not meet him anyway.	I'd rather not meet him anyway.
313	00:17:39,209	00:17:40,834	You know I am not too fond of your husband.	You know I am not too fond of your husband.
314	00:17:40,869	00:17:43,251	Look what I got for you!	Look what I got for you!
315	00:17:44,542	00:17:46,584	A fur from Siberia! Happy Birthday! My Dear!	A fur from Siberia! Happy Birthday! My Dear!
316	00:17:48,042	00:17:50,549	It's lovely. I love it! Thanks Mom.	It's lovely. I love it! Thanks Mom.
317	00:17:50,584	00:17:53,334	You love Hui. That means you are so easy to please.	You love Hui. That means you are so easy to please.
318	00:17:53,751	00:17:55,584	What did he give you for your birthday?	What did he give you for your birthday?
319	00:17:56,334	00:17:58,209	He didn't mention anything this morning...	He didn't mention anything this morning...
320	00:17:58,244	00:17:59,382	But he'll be back very soon.	But he'll be back very soon.
321	00:17:59,417	00:18:01,646	I am sure he'll surprise me tonight!	I am sure he'll surprise me tonight!
322	00:18:01,681	00:18:03,876	He forgot your birthday, didn't he?	He forgot your birthday, didn't he?
323	00:18:05,334	00:18:06,757	Oh my dear. I can tell.	Oh my dear. I can tell.
324	00:18:06,792	00:18:08,417	Look at how he has treated you all these years.	Look at how he has treated you all these years.
325	00:18:08,834	00:18:10,084	What did he give you last year?	What did he give you last year?
326	00:18:10,751	00:18:12,376	Last year? Last year, he gave...	Last year? Last year, he gave...
327	00:18:12,411	00:18:13,501	Did he give you anything?	Did he give you anything?
328	00:18:14,626	00:18:15,917	Mom, have some tea!	Mom, have some tea!
329	00:18:17,584	00:18:19,126	There are 3 types of husbands.	There are 3 types of husbands.
330	00:18:19,251	00:18:22,167	The best give his wife a present on her birthday.	The best give his wife a present on her birthday.
331	00:18:22,626	00:18:25,084	The second best give her a belated present.	The second best give her a belated present.
332	00:18:25,119	00:18:28,185	Your husband is the worst!	Your husband is the worst!
333	00:18:28,220	00:18:31,216	Mom, money isn't everything.	Mom, money isn't everything.
334	00:18:31,251	00:18:34,042	But caring is, does he care about you?	But caring is, does he care about you?
335	00:18:34,626	00:18:35,876	Welcome grandma!	Welcome grandma!
336	00:18:39,209	00:18:40,584	Honey! I am home!	Honey! I am home!
337	00:18:40,709	00:18:42,209	Great news! There were no sign of your mom!	Great news! There were no sign of your mom!
338	00:18:42,244	00:18:44,549	Perhaps the plane got hijacked!	Perhaps the plane got hijacked!
339	00:18:44,584	00:18:47,292	And she won't be getting any beauty sleep!	And she won't be getting any beauty sleep!
340	00:18:50,709	00:18:55,084	I mean... I won't sleep... You can have my room!	I mean... I won't sleep... You can have my room!
341	00:18:55,119	00:18:57,959	Don't worry, I've booked a hotel room.	Don't worry, I've booked a hotel room.
342	00:18:59,834	00:19:01,709	I bought this shirt from Hawaii for you.	I bought this shirt from Hawaii for you.
343	00:19:01,744	00:19:03,584	What? Looks like a messy colour spill.	What? Looks like a messy colour spill.
344	00:19:03,917	00:19:07,834	Son, it looks good on you.	Son, it looks good on you.
345	00:19:09,042	00:19:11,674	Mom, you look so good!	Mom, you look so good!
346	00:19:11,709	00:19:14,084	Don't you get tired of Hong Kong?	Don't you get tired of Hong Kong?
347	00:19:15,209	00:19:16,424	This sofa has no springs.	This sofa has no springs.
348	00:19:16,459	00:19:17,917	You should've bought a new one long ago.	You should've bought a new one long ago.
349	00:19:19,751	00:19:22,049	Hui, you should take Tammy on a holiday!	Hui, you should take Tammy on a holiday!
350	00:19:22,084	00:19:25,751	You know, her sister had her honeymoon in New York.	You know, her sister had her honeymoon in New York.
351	00:19:25,786	00:19:28,331	The other sister honeymooned in Japan.	The other sister honeymooned in Japan.
352	00:19:28,366	00:19:30,876	Even her youngest sister went to Thailand.	Even her youngest sister went to Thailand.
353	00:19:30,911	00:19:32,751	And you? Where did you take her?	And you? Where did you take her?
354	00:19:33,209	00:19:34,216	Lamma Island!	Lamma Island!
355	00:19:34,251	00:19:37,667	Lamma Island? That's in Hong Kong!	Lamma Island? That's in Hong Kong!
356	00:19:37,702	00:19:38,959	The fishes are nice there.	The fishes are nice there.
357	00:19:42,459	00:19:46,167	Your TV is still in black and white?	Your TV is still in black and white?
358	00:19:48,084	00:19:50,216	You still use an electric fan?	You still use an electric fan?
359	00:19:50,251	00:19:52,966	Have you ever heard of an air-conditioner?	Have you ever heard of an air-conditioner?
360	00:19:53,001	00:19:55,167	You could have owned an air-conditioning company!	You could have owned an air-conditioning company!
361	00:19:55,202	00:19:57,626	If you married that... what's his name?	If you married that... what's his name?
362	00:19:57,661	00:19:58,841	James!	James!
363	00:19:58,876	00:20:00,751	That's right, James!	That's right, James!
364	00:20:04,167	00:20:05,813	At last, something new!	At last, something new!
365	00:20:05,848	00:20:07,459	It is new, isn't it?	It is new, isn't it?
366	00:20:10,084	00:20:14,709	An antique fridge! At least there's food!	An antique fridge! At least there's food!
367	00:20:17,667	00:20:20,417	Excuse me, my feet are aching.	Excuse me, my feet are aching.
368	00:20:23,167	00:20:25,959	Darling, he won't remember your birthday!	Darling, he won't remember your birthday!
369	00:20:25,994	00:20:28,751	I'll bet you anything he's forgotten!	I'll bet you anything he's forgotten!
370	00:20:30,417	00:20:31,334	Is Mr. Hui in?	Is Mr. Hui in?
371	00:20:32,334	00:20:35,876	Mr. Hui ordered this.	Mr. Hui ordered this.
372	00:20:35,911	00:20:36,667	Thank you!	Thank you!
373	00:20:39,376	00:20:42,126	Mom, Hui remembers my birthday!	Mom, Hui remembers my birthday!
374	00:20:42,161	00:20:44,876	Honey, thank you for the necklace!	Honey, thank you for the necklace!
375	00:20:46,792	00:20:47,542	Necklace? What necklace?	Necklace? What necklace?
376	00:20:50,417	00:20:51,376	Thank you so much!	Thank you so much!
377	00:20:52,084	00:20:53,917	Try it on!	Try it on!
378	00:20:54,626	00:20:57,667	The latest Italian design, not bad huh?	The latest Italian design, not bad huh?
379	00:20:58,792	00:21:00,459	I knew you wouldn't forget my birthday!	I knew you wouldn't forget my birthday!
380	00:21:00,917	00:21:01,716	What birthday?	What birthday?
381	00:21:01,751	00:21:04,459	Stop pretending! Thank you!	Stop pretending! Thank you!
382	00:21:05,251	00:21:08,959	Mom, my brother-in-laws might own farms...	Mom, my brother-in-laws might own farms...
383	00:21:08,994	00:21:10,341	...or hotels...	...or hotels...
384	00:21:10,376	00:21:11,632	Or some restaurants.	Or some restaurants.
385	00:21:11,667	00:21:14,251	They might have huge mansions with pools.	They might have huge mansions with pools.
386	00:21:14,286	00:21:16,084	But I have my husband.	But I have my husband.
387	00:21:16,667	00:21:19,167	He must have saved this money for years to buy me this!	He must have saved this money for years to buy me this!
388	00:21:20,417	00:21:24,709	Okay, I'm wrong, I misjudged you!	Okay, I'm wrong, I misjudged you!
389	00:21:24,751	00:21:27,021	Hui is the best.	Hui is the best.
390	00:21:27,056	00:21:29,292	I knew it all along!	I knew it all along!
391	00:21:29,667	00:21:32,084	Honey, I'll cook a nice dinner for all of us.	Honey, I'll cook a nice dinner for all of us.
392	00:21:32,251	00:21:33,292	You better!	You better!
393	00:21:34,084	00:21:35,084	Let me help you.	Let me help you.
394	00:21:36,959	00:21:39,751	Hui, You're quite something!	Hui, You're quite something!
395	00:21:47,042	00:21:48,167	When does the bank close?	When does the bank close?
396	00:21:48,709	00:21:49,834	In 10 minutes.	In 10 minutes.
397	00:21:51,709	00:21:53,730	Mr. Chan, here's $8000.	Mr. Chan, here's $8000.
398	00:21:53,765	00:21:55,716	Make me another necklace.	Make me another necklace.
399	00:21:55,751	00:21:57,459	Sorry Sir, the Gold price went up, it now costs $8,700.	Sorry Sir, the Gold price went up, it now costs $8,700.
400	00:21:59,334	00:22:01,209	Okay, I owe you $700, just do it!	Okay, I owe you $700, just do it!
401	00:22:01,244	00:22:02,167	A receipt for $10,000 again?	A receipt for $10,000 again?
402	00:22:02,202	00:22:03,959	Of course!	Of course!
403	00:22:08,876	00:22:10,334	I saw a nun again. Bad luck for gambling!	I saw a nun again. Bad luck for gambling!
404	00:22:10,584	00:22:12,549	What would you like, Madam?	What would you like, Madam?
405	00:22:12,584	00:22:14,001	Plain noodles, with no lard please.	Plain noodles, with no lard please.
406	00:22:14,036	00:22:16,084	One bowl of boring noodles!	One bowl of boring noodles!
407	00:22:18,167	00:22:18,882	Hey Pang!	Hey Pang!
408	00:22:18,917	00:22:20,167	Give our sister a vegetable platter.	Give our sister a vegetable platter.
409	00:22:20,202	00:22:22,216	On the house.	On the house.
410	00:22:22,251	00:22:23,132	A plate of vegetable...	A plate of vegetable...
411	00:22:23,167	00:22:24,251	I'm having my hair cut upstairs!	I'm having my hair cut upstairs!
412	00:22:24,751	00:22:27,584	Sister is my best client!	Sister is my best client!
413	00:22:29,792	00:22:31,917	The boss treats her better than us.	The boss treats her better than us.
414	00:22:31,952	00:22:34,205	He thinks we're shit!	He thinks we're shit!
415	00:22:34,240	00:22:36,287	And he pays us peanuts!	And he pays us peanuts!
416	00:22:36,322	00:22:38,299	One day I'll just quit!	One day I'll just quit!
417	00:22:38,334	00:22:41,209	In fact, there are so many job opportunity out there.	In fact, there are so many job opportunity out there.
418	00:22:41,244	00:22:42,709	I want a raise!	I want a raise!
419	00:22:43,501	00:22:47,001	Go tell the boss! Give us a raise!	Go tell the boss! Give us a raise!
420	00:22:47,036	00:22:48,841	Hit him if he refuses.	Hit him if he refuses.
421	00:22:48,876	00:22:50,813	Beat him up if he hesitates!	Beat him up if he hesitates!
422	00:22:50,848	00:22:53,195	Also, make him apologise to us.	Also, make him apologise to us.
423	00:22:53,230	00:22:55,542	If he refuses, we all quit.	If he refuses, we all quit.
424	00:22:55,667	00:22:56,876	We'll quit together.	We'll quit together.
425	00:22:57,876	00:22:59,959	Right, all of us!	Right, all of us!
426	00:23:00,501	00:23:02,917	- Who'll speak to him? - You! - Agreed!	- Who'll speak to him? - You! - Agreed!
427	00:23:04,667	00:23:06,042	Majority rules!	Majority rules!
428	00:23:13,459	00:23:14,792	Reading porno magazines again?	Reading porno magazines again?
429	00:23:14,827	00:23:16,126	No, it's hairstyling magazine!	No, it's hairstyling magazine!
430	00:23:16,161	00:23:17,674	Work on your maths, Son.	Work on your maths, Son.
431	00:23:17,709	00:23:19,167	Some day you might take over this shop.	Some day you might take over this shop.
432	00:23:19,202	00:23:21,126	No way, I hate numbers!	No way, I hate numbers!
433	00:23:22,959	00:23:25,334	Son, you are wrong. They are not numbers. They are money.	Son, you are wrong. They are not numbers. They are money.
434	00:23:25,369	00:23:28,001	You need to learn math to make money!	You need to learn math to make money!
435	00:23:28,501	00:23:30,563	But Dad, I want to be a hairstylist!	But Dad, I want to be a hairstylist!
436	00:23:30,598	00:23:32,626	A barber? You call that a career?	A barber? You call that a career?
437	00:23:32,661	00:23:33,716	No Dad. Not a barber.	No Dad. Not a barber.
438	00:23:33,751	00:23:36,084	It's the art of hairstyling.	It's the art of hairstyling.
439	00:23:36,119	00:23:37,334	Boss, we need to talk!	Boss, we need to talk!
440	00:23:37,369	00:23:39,132	Yes, we do.	Yes, we do.
441	00:23:39,167	00:23:41,084	How much do I give you guys for haircuts allowance?	How much do I give you guys for haircuts allowance?
442	00:23:41,119	00:23:41,882	8 Dollars...	8 Dollars...
443	00:23:41,917	00:23:44,809	- How much is a bowl of BBQ duck rice? - 9 Dollars...	- How much is a bowl of BBQ duck rice? - 9 Dollars...
444	00:23:44,917	00:23:47,334	Right, an average person eats tens of bowls of rice a month.	Right, an average person eats tens of bowls of rice a month.
445	00:23:47,369	00:23:48,584	But only cuts his hair no more than once a month!	But only cuts his hair no more than once a month!
446	00:23:48,619	00:23:49,893	This guy do nothing with his hair...	This guy do nothing with his hair...
447	00:23:49,928	00:23:51,167	You couldn't even feed your wife!	You couldn't even feed your wife!
448	00:23:51,876	00:23:55,251	But Dad, 8 bucks is no longer enough to pay for a haircut nowadays.	But Dad, 8 bucks is no longer enough to pay for a haircut nowadays.
449	00:23:55,286	00:23:57,643	It costs at least $48.	It costs at least $48.
450	00:23:57,678	00:24:00,001	Exactly, $8 isn't enough!	Exactly, $8 isn't enough!
451	00:24:00,036	00:24:01,709	$48! For a haircut?	$48! For a haircut?
452	00:24:01,744	00:24:02,632	That's cheap.	That's cheap.
453	00:24:02,667	00:24:05,459	Sometimes it costs more!	Sometimes it costs more!
454	00:24:05,494	00:24:09,274	You come here! Let me show you something.	You come here! Let me show you something.
455	00:24:09,376	00:24:10,542	Please sit down. I will do it.	Please sit down. I will do it.
456	00:24:10,577	00:24:11,709	I will show you a real hair cut.	I will show you a real hair cut.
457	00:24:11,751	00:24:14,126	Boss, I'm want to talk to you.	Boss, I'm want to talk to you.
458	00:24:16,626	00:24:17,459	Squid, take a seat.	Squid, take a seat.
459	00:24:18,417	00:24:20,709	You and I, we don't need to talk.	You and I, we don't need to talk.
460	00:24:21,459	00:24:22,459	Squid, I like you.	Squid, I like you.
461	00:24:22,834	00:24:24,605	Because you're an honest man.	Because you're an honest man.
462	00:24:24,640	00:24:26,341	You are loyal and very handsome.	You are loyal and very handsome.
463	00:24:26,376	00:24:29,042	You're not like other ordinary staff.	You're not like other ordinary staff.
464	00:24:30,542	00:24:33,549	Soon, my restaurant will become a limited company.	Soon, my restaurant will become a limited company.
465	00:24:33,584	00:24:34,792	When the time comes, all staff will have a fair share of the company.	When the time comes, all staff will have a fair share of the company.
466	00:24:34,827	00:24:35,549	Every man will be a shareholder.	Every man will be a shareholder.
467	00:24:35,584	00:24:37,126	So why so short-sighted in asking for a raise?	So why so short-sighted in asking for a raise?
468	00:24:38,417	00:24:41,417	You see, we not only work for ourselves.	You see, we not only work for ourselves.
469	00:24:41,452	00:24:42,876	But also for...	But also for...
470	00:24:43,084	00:24:44,049	...our children.	...our children.
471	00:24:44,084	00:24:46,167	And our children's children. Every one will be a shareholder.	And our children's children. Every one will be a shareholder.
472	00:24:46,202	00:24:48,001	Who will enjoy the profits forever.	Who will enjoy the profits forever.
473	00:24:55,834	00:24:57,841	You know, our boss ain't so bad after all.	You know, our boss ain't so bad after all.
474	00:24:57,876	00:25:00,126	He promised we'll all own this restaurant one day.	He promised we'll all own this restaurant one day.
475	00:25:00,161	00:25:02,966	So what's the point of a raise?	So what's the point of a raise?
476	00:25:03,001	00:25:06,251	We'll just be spending our future profits.	We'll just be spending our future profits.
477	00:25:06,286	00:25:08,792	The boss is keeping it safe for us.	The boss is keeping it safe for us.
478	00:25:09,584	00:25:11,230	Have you been brain-washed?	Have you been brain-washed?
479	00:25:11,265	00:25:12,876	No, but my hair's washed!	No, but my hair's washed!
480	00:25:12,911	00:25:13,956	Not bad huh?	Not bad huh?
481	00:25:13,991	00:25:15,001	It's disgusting!	It's disgusting!
482	00:25:15,792	00:25:18,542	But the boss said it's the latest fashion!	But the boss said it's the latest fashion!
483	00:25:18,577	00:25:20,893	How could you let him do that?	How could you let him do that?
484	00:25:20,928	00:25:23,209	It's ugly! Who would want this?	It's ugly! Who would want this?
485	00:25:23,244	00:25:24,084	What?	What?
486	00:25:25,834	00:25:27,542	Who says it's ugly?	Who says it's ugly?
487	00:25:28,917	00:25:30,959	From now on, haircut allowance is cancelled.	From now on, haircut allowance is cancelled.
488	00:25:31,376	00:25:34,834	Come upstairs for your haircuts.	Come upstairs for your haircuts.
489	00:25:35,042	00:25:37,542	Okay? Back to work!	Okay? Back to work!
490	00:25:38,334	00:25:40,084	Lazy people!	Lazy people!
491	00:25:40,709	00:25:41,876	Mom...	Mom...
492	00:25:43,709	00:25:47,584	Looking for Tammy? She's upstairs.	Looking for Tammy? She's upstairs.
493	00:25:47,619	00:25:48,917	Make yourself at home!	Make yourself at home!
494	00:26:04,042	00:26:05,751	What a show!	What a show!
495	00:26:34,751	00:26:36,792	Hey boss, look across the street! What a show!	Hey boss, look across the street! What a show!
496	00:26:36,827	00:26:37,959	Let's have a look!	Let's have a look!
497	00:26:38,376	00:26:40,876	Mind your own business, back to work!	Mind your own business, back to work!
498	00:26:43,542	00:26:48,584	D... A... N... N... Y	D... A... N... N... Y
499	00:26:49,334	00:26:51,417	Boss look!	Boss look!
500	00:26:52,292	00:26:57,334	D... A... N... N... Y	D... A... N... N... Y
501	00:26:58,126	00:26:59,501	Fried Chicken, who will eat such a thing?	Fried Chicken, who will eat such a thing?
502	00:26:59,536	00:27:01,167	They're like running a circus!	They're like running a circus!
503	00:27:01,834	00:27:02,834	Get to work!	Get to work!
504	00:27:02,959	00:27:04,424	Get to work!	Get to work!
505	00:27:04,459	00:27:06,126	Stop staring at the girls! Get to work!	Stop staring at the girls! Get to work!
506	00:27:07,626	00:27:14,209	D... A... N... N... Y	D... A... N... N... Y
507	00:27:15,626	00:27:17,209	Did you buy out the old shop across the road?	Did you buy out the old shop across the road?
508	00:27:17,244	00:27:19,768	Sir, they have a long-term lease.	Sir, they have a long-term lease.
509	00:27:19,803	00:27:22,292	Stupid! I want them out of here.	Stupid! I want them out of here.
510	00:27:23,126	00:27:25,084	D... A... N... N... Y	D... A... N... N... Y
511	00:27:42,542	00:27:43,882	Table for 2?	Table for 2?
512	00:27:43,917	00:27:45,751	This kind of mom and pop shop. Will become extinct soon.	This kind of mom and pop shop. Will become extinct soon.
513	00:27:45,786	00:27:47,042	When it does, we will take over this place.	When it does, we will take over this place.
514	00:27:47,077	00:27:49,167	And that'll secure the whole street!	And that'll secure the whole street!
515	00:27:49,202	00:27:50,007	Yeah boss!	Yeah boss!
516	00:27:50,042	00:27:51,001	Tear down the stairs.	Tear down the stairs.
517	00:27:51,251	00:27:52,167	Okay!	Okay!
518	00:27:52,209	00:27:53,507	And these filthy walls.	And these filthy walls.
519	00:27:53,542	00:27:54,834	The kitchen's back there, right?	The kitchen's back there, right?
520	00:27:54,869	00:27:56,126	Hey, is the kitchen back there?	Hey, is the kitchen back there?
521	00:27:56,251	00:27:58,626	Move the kitchen to the back alley, make this space bigger.	Move the kitchen to the back alley, make this space bigger.
522	00:27:58,661	00:27:59,584	Yes!	Yes!
523	00:28:00,334	00:28:02,216	What a mess!	What a mess!
524	00:28:02,251	00:28:03,501	It'll need lots of renovation work!	It'll need lots of renovation work!
525	00:28:05,542	00:28:07,042	Are you here to eat or to criticize?	Are you here to eat or to criticize?
526	00:28:09,709	00:28:11,292	Take it away!	Take it away!
527	00:28:12,584	00:28:15,742	- I hate those, get rid of it! - Yes...	- I hate those, get rid of it! - Yes...
528	00:28:15,917	00:28:17,167	Change the door to automatic.	Change the door to automatic.
529	00:28:17,202	00:28:17,917	Yes...	Yes...
530	00:28:18,792	00:28:19,841	Pay attention...	Pay attention...
531	00:28:19,876	00:28:21,751	Do it as soon as the shop closes down.	Do it as soon as the shop closes down.
532	00:28:24,709	00:28:26,501	Arrogant bastard!	Arrogant bastard!
533	00:28:26,876	00:28:28,042	I bet you will close down in 3 days!	I bet you will close down in 3 days!
534	00:28:28,584	00:28:29,417	Get to work!	Get to work!
535	00:28:30,751	00:28:33,459	Ladies and gentlemen, the opening ceremony.	Ladies and gentlemen, the opening ceremony.
536	00:28:33,494	00:28:36,834	Danny's Chicken will always win.	Danny's Chicken will always win.
537	00:28:36,869	00:28:38,341	This is our first shop.	This is our first shop.
538	00:28:38,376	00:28:40,667	In 6 months, we will open 100 shops.	In 6 months, we will open 100 shops.
539	00:28:41,251	00:28:43,480	We'll be the talk of the town.	We'll be the talk of the town.
540	00:28:43,515	00:28:45,709	Here comes our guest of honour.	Here comes our guest of honour.
541	00:28:46,126	00:28:48,584	Let's welcome our guest of honour - Mr Sam Hui...	Let's welcome our guest of honour - Mr Sam Hui...
542	00:28:54,001	00:28:57,334	Your autograph please!	Your autograph please!
543	00:29:01,459	00:29:03,299	Hi ladies and gentlemen!	Hi ladies and gentlemen!
544	00:29:03,334	00:29:05,834	I'm very happy to be here today.	I'm very happy to be here today.
545	00:29:05,869	00:29:08,334	Enough said. Congratulations!	Enough said. Congratulations!
546	00:29:26,876	00:29:28,709	It doesn't work, what a pity.	It doesn't work, what a pity.
547	00:29:29,084	00:29:29,876	Thank you!	Thank you!
548	00:29:29,917	00:29:31,146	Goodbye!	Goodbye!
549	00:29:31,181	00:29:32,903	Sam!	Sam!
550	00:29:32,938	00:29:34,626	Goodbye!	Goodbye!
551	00:29:37,542	00:29:40,501	Friends, I formally announce the opening of Danny's Chicken!	Friends, I formally announce the opening of Danny's Chicken!
552	00:29:44,417	00:29:45,376	Distribute the leaflets...	Distribute the leaflets...
553	00:29:56,209	00:29:58,584	You've roasted too many ducks today!	You've roasted too many ducks today!
554	00:29:58,619	00:30:00,924	It's because we haven't sold any!	It's because we haven't sold any!
555	00:30:00,959	00:30:02,501	The customers have all gone to Danny's.	The customers have all gone to Danny's.
556	00:30:04,251	00:30:05,334	Hang these 4 ducks up.	Hang these 4 ducks up.
557	00:30:05,876	00:30:08,841	That's enough, we are not selling any ducks!	That's enough, we are not selling any ducks!
558	00:30:08,876	00:30:11,209	I am sure the students will come in and buy them.	I am sure the students will come in and buy them.
559	00:30:12,667	00:30:14,667	Look across the street, they seem to be doing good business.	Look across the street, they seem to be doing good business.
560	00:30:14,702	00:30:16,542	Perhaps people like to try new things.	Perhaps people like to try new things.
561	00:30:16,577	00:30:18,751	But they will be back very soon.	But they will be back very soon.
562	00:30:18,786	00:30:20,332	- Smells good! - Yes, smells good!	- Smells good! - Yes, smells good!
563	00:30:20,417	00:30:22,882	See! Here they come. Table for 4?	See! Here they come. Table for 4?
564	00:30:22,917	00:30:24,209	Look, there's a new fried chicken shop!	Look, there's a new fried chicken shop!
565	00:30:24,244	00:30:25,251	Let's try it out!	Let's try it out!
566	00:30:25,286	00:30:26,501	Okay!	Okay!
567	00:30:30,709	00:30:33,626	Kids!	Kids!
568	00:30:33,876	00:30:36,257	I can say this for sure.	I can say this for sure.
569	00:30:36,292	00:30:38,584	They will be back within 3 days.	They will be back within 3 days.
570	00:30:38,619	00:30:39,501	Or I'll cut off my head!	Or I'll cut off my head!
571	00:30:39,536	00:30:40,667	3 days!	3 days!
572	00:30:56,501	00:31:00,126	Ah Pan, a free vegie dish for our dear sister.	Ah Pan, a free vegie dish for our dear sister.
573	00:31:00,161	00:31:00,876	Okay!	Okay!
574	00:31:01,959	00:31:02,917	Checkmate!	Checkmate!
575	00:31:15,001	00:31:16,126	What?	What?
576	00:31:18,542	00:31:21,709	Checkmate, you owe me $10!	Checkmate, you owe me $10!
577	00:31:49,417	00:31:50,542	Look, I can't believe it!	Look, I can't believe it!
578	00:31:50,834	00:31:52,757	Attention Work Unit 5.	Attention Work Unit 5.
579	00:31:52,792	00:31:55,604	Welcome on board our air-conditioned bus.	Welcome on board our air-conditioned bus.
580	00:31:55,639	00:31:58,417	We're going to the first company outing trip.	We're going to the first company outing trip.
581	00:31:59,542	00:32:01,049	Work Unit 5...	Work Unit 5...
582	00:32:01,084	00:32:02,626	We are going to the beach!	We are going to the beach!
583	00:32:03,334	00:32:05,376	We are going to have lots of fun!	We are going to have lots of fun!
584	00:32:05,667	00:32:07,209	Wow, such a nice job!	Wow, such a nice job!
585	00:32:07,244	00:32:08,126	Yes, indeed!	Yes, indeed!
586	00:32:13,251	00:32:14,417	Let's have an early dinner today.	Let's have an early dinner today.
587	00:32:16,501	00:32:17,667	OK let's call it a day.	OK let's call it a day.
588	00:32:17,702	00:32:18,834	Let's get some beer...	Let's get some beer...
589	00:32:18,869	00:32:20,501	Cheers!	Cheers!
590	00:32:21,376	00:32:22,376	For you.	For you.
591	00:32:23,584	00:32:24,542	Drink with me!	Drink with me!
592	00:32:26,084	00:32:26,917	To Us!	To Us!
593	00:32:27,042	00:32:28,209	Cheers!	Cheers!
594	00:32:33,084	00:32:34,959	We are like a family.	We are like a family.
595	00:32:34,994	00:32:36,122	Aren't we?	Aren't we?
596	00:32:36,157	00:32:37,251	Of course!	Of course!
597	00:32:37,876	00:32:39,126	But that's not good! You know.	But that's not good! You know.
598	00:32:39,959	00:32:42,542	Because we are too ashamed to discuss our problems.	Because we are too ashamed to discuss our problems.
599	00:32:42,577	00:32:45,341	We cannot improve without facing our problems.	We cannot improve without facing our problems.
600	00:32:45,376	00:32:48,751	So tonight... I want you all to speak about our problems.	So tonight... I want you all to speak about our problems.
601	00:32:48,786	00:32:51,001	Be honest with me.	Be honest with me.
602	00:32:51,209	00:32:53,084	Speak out so that we can change.	Speak out so that we can change.
603	00:32:53,667	00:32:54,792	Okay? Anyone? Ready? You first.	Okay? Anyone? Ready? You first.
604	00:32:56,584	00:32:58,584	Boss, I really like it here. There is no problem.	Boss, I really like it here. There is no problem.
605	00:32:59,376	00:33:01,626	Yes, our shop is good. No problems!	Yes, our shop is good. No problems!
606	00:33:01,661	00:33:04,622	Come on guys, there must be something.	Come on guys, there must be something.
607	00:33:04,657	00:33:07,584	Trust me, I won't take it personally.	Trust me, I won't take it personally.
608	00:33:07,619	00:33:08,459	Come on, tell me the truth!	Come on, tell me the truth!
609	00:33:08,542	00:33:09,292	Pan, you start.	Pan, you start.
610	00:33:09,751	00:33:11,584	Our shop is clean...	Our shop is clean...
611	00:33:11,626	00:33:13,709	But sometimes it's just a little bit dusty.	But sometimes it's just a little bit dusty.
612	00:33:14,084	00:33:16,084	Great, this is what I want to hear!	Great, this is what I want to hear!
613	00:33:16,119	00:33:17,459	Go on! Go on!	Go on! Go on!
614	00:33:17,542	00:33:20,167	We have a shortage of staff. Sometime it's tiring.	We have a shortage of staff. Sometime it's tiring.
615	00:33:20,202	00:33:21,334	Oh no... What I meant was...	Oh no... What I meant was...
616	00:33:22,667	00:33:26,292	It's tiring for me to... Serve so many customers.	It's tiring for me to... Serve so many customers.
617	00:33:26,327	00:33:28,209	Please continue. We must have some weakness.	Please continue. We must have some weakness.
618	00:33:28,244	00:33:30,584	Maria, please say something!	Maria, please say something!
619	00:33:30,619	00:33:31,459	What's on your mind?	What's on your mind?
620	00:33:31,751	00:33:36,126	Boss, sometimes you shout at us in front of customers.	Boss, sometimes you shout at us in front of customers.
621	00:33:36,161	00:33:37,507	Embarrass us.	Embarrass us.
622	00:33:37,542	00:33:40,084	And you know... The ceiling is falling off.	And you know... The ceiling is falling off.
623	00:33:40,119	00:33:42,209	The place needs some repairing, Boss!	The place needs some repairing, Boss!
624	00:33:43,626	00:33:45,834	Oh, yes, and the bowls and dishes are cracked.	Oh, yes, and the bowls and dishes are cracked.
625	00:33:45,869	00:33:48,167	The customers don't like it!	The customers don't like it!
626	00:33:48,584	00:33:49,917	No air-conditioning, Boss!	No air-conditioning, Boss!
627	00:33:49,952	00:33:51,251	It's so hot working in here.	It's so hot working in here.
628	00:33:51,286	00:33:52,876	I can't stop sweating!	I can't stop sweating!
629	00:33:52,911	00:33:54,549	Oh yeah?	Oh yeah?
630	00:33:54,584	00:33:56,299	The water tap isn't working.	The water tap isn't working.
631	00:33:56,334	00:33:58,709	And you never send anybody to repair it.	And you never send anybody to repair it.
632	00:33:58,744	00:34:00,893	It's hard to get water to mop the floor.	It's hard to get water to mop the floor.
633	00:34:00,928	00:34:03,007	Look, there are holes on our uniforms.	Look, there are holes on our uniforms.
634	00:34:03,042	00:34:05,376	We're underpaid, without overtime compensations!	We're underpaid, without overtime compensations!
635	00:34:06,001	00:34:07,251	...don't you remember I gave you money the other night?	...don't you remember I gave you money the other night?
636	00:34:07,876	00:34:09,049	...I promise you'll get more next time.	...I promise you'll get more next time.
637	00:34:09,084	00:34:11,501	Boss, I always wanted to learn your roasting technique.	Boss, I always wanted to learn your roasting technique.
638	00:34:11,536	00:34:13,268	But you never teach us anything.	But you never teach us anything.
639	00:34:13,303	00:34:15,001	But Chimp, you just got here.	But Chimp, you just got here.
640	00:34:15,417	00:34:17,354	I really hope to learn something.	I really hope to learn something.
641	00:34:17,389	00:34:19,292	You hassle me when I'm in the toilet!	You hassle me when I'm in the toilet!
642	00:34:19,327	00:34:22,674	I'll get haemorrhoids!	I'll get haemorrhoids!
643	00:34:22,709	00:34:24,626	I'll buy you haemorrhoid cream!	I'll buy you haemorrhoid cream!
644	00:34:24,876	00:34:27,091	Bad management. Poor leadership!	Bad management. Poor leadership!
645	00:34:27,126	00:34:29,292	Boss, you're a miser. You are selfish!	Boss, you're a miser. You are selfish!
646	00:34:30,542	00:34:32,959	Cheers!	Cheers!
647	00:34:39,501	00:34:42,334	Now... Have you all expressed enough?	Now... Have you all expressed enough?
648	00:34:42,369	00:34:44,376	Look at yourselves. Traitors!	Look at yourselves. Traitors!
649	00:34:45,167	00:34:46,959	Boss, please don't get mad...	Boss, please don't get mad...
650	00:34:46,994	00:34:49,424	We didn't mean it!	We didn't mean it!
651	00:34:49,459	00:34:51,591	My examples must be wrong.	My examples must be wrong.
652	00:34:51,626	00:34:53,917	Perhaps, some customers like cracked bowls!	Perhaps, some customers like cracked bowls!
653	00:34:54,001	00:34:55,174	Oh, yes, perhaps.	Oh, yes, perhaps.
654	00:34:55,209	00:34:57,417	Right, you owe me money for breaking those bowls!	Right, you owe me money for breaking those bowls!
655	00:34:58,001	00:35:00,084	And who stole 4 bottles of beer yesterday?	And who stole 4 bottles of beer yesterday?
656	00:35:00,119	00:35:01,799	Not just me...	Not just me...
657	00:35:01,834	00:35:03,091	Pan stole some ducks!	Pan stole some ducks!
658	00:35:03,126	00:35:04,792	Chimp tried to steal toothpicks and soy sauce!	Chimp tried to steal toothpicks and soy sauce!
659	00:35:04,827	00:35:07,251	What?	What?
660	00:35:07,751	00:35:10,417	Maria found $100 dollar bill on the floor!	Maria found $100 dollar bill on the floor!
661	00:35:10,452	00:35:12,042	...and she pocketed it!	...and she pocketed it!
662	00:35:12,077	00:35:13,299	No, I didn't!	No, I didn't!
663	00:35:13,334	00:35:14,542	No more explanation!	No more explanation!
664	00:35:14,959	00:35:17,751	You're all thieves, and you'll all pay me back!	You're all thieves, and you'll all pay me back!
665	00:35:19,292	00:35:20,625	I don't care!	I don't care!
666	00:35:20,660	00:35:21,924	I'm not afraid!	I'm not afraid!
667	00:35:21,959	00:35:23,091	Is this a rebellion?	Is this a rebellion?
668	00:35:23,126	00:35:24,007	What if it is a rebellion?	What if it is a rebellion?
669	00:35:24,042	00:35:25,417	You always treated us so cruel.	You always treated us so cruel.
670	00:35:25,452	00:35:26,934	It's pay back time. Let's do it!	It's pay back time. Let's do it!
671	00:35:26,969	00:35:28,417	Let's head to work for Danny's shop!	Let's head to work for Danny's shop!
672	00:35:28,452	00:35:29,751	Come on, let's go!	Come on, let's go!
673	00:35:32,251	00:35:34,584	Do what you want, I won't stop you!	Do what you want, I won't stop you!
674	00:35:36,459	00:35:39,376	I would rather work for Danny's!	I would rather work for Danny's!
675	00:35:41,959	00:35:43,126	Squid, if you leave this door...	Squid, if you leave this door...
676	00:35:43,161	00:35:44,667	Don't ever come back again!	Don't ever come back again!
677	00:35:45,084	00:35:46,626	Take a taxi. I will pay for you to leave.	Take a taxi. I will pay for you to leave.
678	00:35:49,542	00:35:50,459	Squid, think of your mother.	Squid, think of your mother.
679	00:35:51,126	00:35:52,542	Who will feed her when you're jobless?	Who will feed her when you're jobless?
680	00:35:54,084	00:35:55,459	And think about your dad.	And think about your dad.
681	00:35:55,494	00:35:56,466	On his deathbed...	On his deathbed...
682	00:35:56,501	00:35:58,376	He told you to stay with me. Those were his last words.	He told you to stay with me. Those were his last words.
683	00:36:00,251	00:36:01,751	Stop boss. I have had enough of this.	Stop boss. I have had enough of this.
684	00:36:01,786	00:36:02,924	I leave now.	I leave now.
685	00:36:02,959	00:36:04,674	The others will come with me too!	The others will come with me too!
686	00:36:04,709	00:36:06,376	You will be left all alone by yourself.	You will be left all alone by yourself.
687	00:36:20,376	00:36:22,582	Come on! Guys! Come with me! Guys!	Come on! Guys! Come with me! Guys!
688	00:36:22,667	00:36:23,876	Come with me! Guys!	Come with me! Guys!
689	00:36:52,751	00:36:55,959	Hui, you are almost late for mom's birthday.	Hui, you are almost late for mom's birthday.
690	00:36:57,209	00:37:00,042	I'm not in the mood today.	I'm not in the mood today.
691	00:37:01,084	00:37:03,375	Put on a suit.	Put on a suit.
692	00:37:03,410	00:37:05,667	Don't be late!	Don't be late!
693	00:37:06,584	00:37:07,834	There's no time to pick up my suit.	There's no time to pick up my suit.
694	00:37:11,251	00:37:12,917	Taxi!	Taxi!
695	00:37:14,251	00:37:15,459	Taxi! Please! It's urgent!	Taxi! Please! It's urgent!
696	00:37:17,459	00:37:18,626	Sorry, my shift's over!	Sorry, my shift's over!
697	00:37:20,292	00:37:22,959	Please, I'm in a hurry, please help me!	Please, I'm in a hurry, please help me!
698	00:37:22,994	00:37:24,876	I'm begging you, please!	I'm begging you, please!
699	00:37:26,334	00:37:27,626	Hurry!	Hurry!
700	00:37:29,459	00:37:30,626	Hurry!	Hurry!
701	00:37:36,209	00:37:38,667	You can stop here now.	You can stop here now.
702	00:37:41,876	00:37:42,667	Thank you!	Thank you!
703	00:37:45,334	00:37:48,042	I can't, there's a traffic warden.	I can't, there's a traffic warden.
704	00:37:49,292	00:37:50,126	Just a quick stop!	Just a quick stop!
705	00:37:50,161	00:37:51,126	No way!	No way!
706	00:37:52,459	00:37:54,626	Tailor, get me my suit please!	Tailor, get me my suit please!
707	00:37:54,661	00:37:56,226	I'm in a hurry...	I'm in a hurry...
708	00:37:56,261	00:37:57,792	Please be quick!	Please be quick!
709	00:37:58,126	00:38:01,501	The traffic warden's coming, I'll get fined.	The traffic warden's coming, I'll get fined.
710	00:38:02,209	00:38:03,924	Tailor, hurry up, please.	Tailor, hurry up, please.
711	00:38:03,959	00:38:05,167	The traffic warden's coming, quick!	The traffic warden's coming, quick!
712	00:38:05,334	00:38:06,966	Hurry!	Hurry!
713	00:38:07,001	00:38:09,876	Just throw it to me!	Just throw it to me!
714	00:38:10,626	00:38:12,251	I'll pay you tomorrow.	I'll pay you tomorrow.
715	00:38:12,286	00:38:12,882	Hurry!	Hurry!
716	00:38:12,917	00:38:13,959	No bags necessary. I will put it on now.	No bags necessary. I will put it on now.
717	00:38:13,994	00:38:15,414	Mr. Hui your suit!	Mr. Hui your suit!
718	00:38:15,449	00:38:16,834	I'll pay you tomorrow.	I'll pay you tomorrow.
719	00:38:16,869	00:38:17,792	Okay!	Okay!
720	00:38:17,876	00:38:21,001	Boss, you have given him the wrong suit!	Boss, you have given him the wrong suit!
721	00:38:42,876	00:38:45,501	Driver, my destination is ahead. Why are you heading the opposite direction?	Driver, my destination is ahead. Why are you heading the opposite direction?
722	00:38:45,536	00:38:47,667	I know. This is Hong Kong.	I know. This is Hong Kong.
723	00:38:47,702	00:38:49,601	This is the only way.	This is the only way.
724	00:38:49,636	00:38:51,501	Another traffic jam!	Another traffic jam!
725	00:39:03,792	00:39:04,625	Thank you!	Thank you!
726	00:39:04,660	00:39:05,459	Darling...	Darling...
727	00:39:08,251	00:39:11,480	Darling, I paid $70 for the taxi!	Darling, I paid $70 for the taxi!
728	00:39:11,515	00:39:14,709	Damn! I knew the Tailor wasn't good!	Damn! I knew the Tailor wasn't good!
729	00:39:14,744	00:39:16,459	At least it's a suit.	At least it's a suit.
730	00:39:18,626	00:39:20,084	It's mom's birthday.	It's mom's birthday.
731	00:39:20,119	00:39:21,542	Be careful what you say!	Be careful what you say!
732	00:39:21,577	00:39:22,792	Okay, I'll shut up!	Okay, I'll shut up!
733	00:39:23,417	00:39:24,251	I won't even breathe.	I won't even breathe.
734	00:39:25,626	00:39:27,313	Let's get it right.	Let's get it right.
735	00:39:27,348	00:39:28,966	Remember the signal?	Remember the signal?
736	00:39:29,001	00:39:32,105	This signal means "slow down".	This signal means "slow down".
737	00:39:32,140	00:39:34,528	This one means "shut up", okay?	This one means "shut up", okay?
738	00:39:34,563	00:39:36,917	What if your mom picks on me?	What if your mom picks on me?
739	00:39:36,959	00:39:38,250	Okay, okay, I'll shut up.	Okay, okay, I'll shut up.
740	00:39:38,285	00:39:39,542	Remember the signals!	Remember the signals!
741	00:39:42,001	00:39:43,959	No table manners at all!	No table manners at all!
742	00:39:45,334	00:39:46,559	Dear Mom!	Dear Mom!
743	00:39:46,709	00:39:47,792	Happy Birthday!	Happy Birthday!
744	00:39:47,827	00:39:48,834	Thank you...	Thank you...
745	00:39:49,167	00:39:50,542	You look so good!	You look so good!
746	00:39:51,084	00:39:52,417	You look so young today!	You look so young today!
747	00:39:52,917	00:39:54,334	You're all dressed up today!	You're all dressed up today!
748	00:39:54,667	00:39:56,563	It's your birthday...	It's your birthday...
749	00:39:56,598	00:39:58,424	I must show respect!	I must show respect!
750	00:39:58,459	00:40:00,125	Casual dress is good on you.	Casual dress is good on you.
751	00:40:00,160	00:40:01,792	Keep it cold for me please.	Keep it cold for me please.
752	00:40:01,827	00:40:02,684	Thank you...	Thank you...
753	00:40:02,719	00:40:03,542	You're welcome...	You're welcome...
754	00:40:04,042	00:40:06,209	Four people. Why are there 8 pairs of chopsticks?	Four people. Why are there 8 pairs of chopsticks?
755	00:40:06,244	00:40:07,674	A pair in each hand?	A pair in each hand?
756	00:40:07,709	00:40:09,584	Honey, one pair's for serving!	Honey, one pair's for serving!
757	00:40:10,001	00:40:11,084	Which pair's for 'de-serving' then?	Which pair's for 'de-serving' then?
758	00:40:13,792	00:40:14,841	Got a new shipment?	Got a new shipment?
759	00:40:14,876	00:40:18,334	It's Siberian silver fox.	It's Siberian silver fox.
760	00:40:18,369	00:40:20,007	Oh, it's beautiful!	Oh, it's beautiful!
761	00:40:20,042	00:40:22,917	Of course, your mother has good taste!	Of course, your mother has good taste!
762	00:40:22,952	00:40:24,459	I don't sell pig's skin!	I don't sell pig's skin!
763	00:40:25,459	00:40:30,834	Honey, you look smart in fur!	Honey, you look smart in fur!
764	00:40:31,792	00:40:32,674	No way.	No way.
765	00:40:32,709	00:40:35,417	It reminds me of the poor animal.	It reminds me of the poor animal.
766	00:40:35,452	00:40:38,959	Shivering in the cold snow.	Shivering in the cold snow.
767	00:40:39,042	00:40:41,334	'Help! I'm freezing to death!'	'Help! I'm freezing to death!'
768	00:40:47,959	00:40:49,834	Nureyev's wearing my skin...	Nureyev's wearing my skin...
769	00:40:49,869	00:40:51,216	...where's yours?	...where's yours?
770	00:40:51,251	00:40:53,021	Mine's gone to Joan Collins!	Mine's gone to Joan Collins!
771	00:40:53,056	00:40:54,792	We're in the same boat! Poor us!	We're in the same boat! Poor us!
772	00:40:54,827	00:40:57,376	Enough, let's have dinner.	Enough, let's have dinner.
773	00:40:57,584	00:40:58,376	Let's have dinner.	Let's have dinner.
774	00:41:00,167	00:41:02,751	Stop fooling around, they kill the animal first!	Stop fooling around, they kill the animal first!
775	00:41:02,786	00:41:04,626	Not skin them alive!	Not skin them alive!
776	00:41:06,584	00:41:09,188	Humans are the only animals...	Humans are the only animals...
777	00:41:09,223	00:41:11,653	...that kill not just for food...	...that kill not just for food...
778	00:41:11,688	00:41:14,084	But for showing off the skins!	But for showing off the skins!
779	00:41:14,459	00:41:15,584	Really?	Really?
780	00:41:16,042	00:41:18,667	Have you seen a tiger kill a crocodile...	Have you seen a tiger kill a crocodile...
781	00:41:18,702	00:41:21,751	Throw the skin on this back...	Throw the skin on this back...
782	00:41:22,459	00:41:24,757	And go around saying...	And go around saying...
783	00:41:24,792	00:41:26,841	'Its genuine crocodile skin!'	'Its genuine crocodile skin!'
784	00:41:26,876	00:41:30,292	'Look, he can only afford pig skin!'	'Look, he can only afford pig skin!'
785	00:41:32,209	00:41:32,917	Shut up!	Shut up!
786	00:41:37,626	00:41:38,667	Honey!	Honey!
787	00:41:39,834	00:41:41,542	Slurping shows your appreciation! Right?	Slurping shows your appreciation! Right?
788	00:41:41,577	00:41:42,709	Tell me your instruction.	Tell me your instruction.
789	00:41:46,542	00:41:49,542	Its not hygienic to wash chopsticks in the soup!	Its not hygienic to wash chopsticks in the soup!
790	00:41:49,577	00:41:51,459	Family is ok! Or do you have AIDS?	Family is ok! Or do you have AIDS?
791	00:41:54,501	00:41:55,632	The way you behave...	The way you behave...
792	00:41:55,667	00:41:57,424	No wonder your business is bad!	No wonder your business is bad!
793	00:41:57,459	00:42:00,376	You're only fits to run a food stall!	You're only fits to run a food stall!
794	00:42:00,917	00:42:03,792	It's a BBQ duck restaurant, not a stall!	It's a BBQ duck restaurant, not a stall!
795	00:42:04,334	00:42:06,751	It has good prospect.	It has good prospect.
796	00:42:10,001	00:42:12,959	The following programme is proudly sponsored by Danny's Chicken.	The following programme is proudly sponsored by Danny's Chicken.
797	00:42:12,994	00:42:16,542	It's called, "Chicken wins all"	It's called, "Chicken wins all"
798	00:42:36,584	00:42:38,376	Why do they put the TV here?	Why do they put the TV here?
799	00:42:38,411	00:42:39,792	Bothering customers.	Bothering customers.
800	00:42:39,827	00:42:41,049	Are you scared?	Are you scared?
801	00:42:41,084	00:42:43,924	Their advertising is impressive!	Their advertising is impressive!
802	00:42:43,959	00:42:47,125	I can get you a discount for a TV advertisement...	I can get you a discount for a TV advertisement...
803	00:42:47,160	00:42:50,292	People come for my ducks because they are delicious.	People come for my ducks because they are delicious.
804	00:42:50,327	00:42:52,001	Not because of advertisements.	Not because of advertisements.
805	00:42:55,001	00:42:57,792	So what if it's good? People have to know!	So what if it's good? People have to know!
806	00:42:57,827	00:42:59,164	I'll invest some money.	I'll invest some money.
807	00:42:59,199	00:43:00,501	You can renovate your shop.	You can renovate your shop.
808	00:43:01,501	00:43:03,591	Good idea, mom, please do!	Good idea, mom, please do!
809	00:43:03,626	00:43:06,230	Stop joking, your mom's not really interested!	Stop joking, your mom's not really interested!
810	00:43:06,265	00:43:08,945	Our profit will only get you to Lamma Island!	Our profit will only get you to Lamma Island!
811	00:43:08,980	00:43:11,626	Look, Danny's shop is clean and pleasant...	Look, Danny's shop is clean and pleasant...
812	00:43:11,661	00:43:13,424	Everybody likes it.	Everybody likes it.
813	00:43:13,459	00:43:15,959	You're finished if you don't change!	You're finished if you don't change!
814	00:43:15,994	00:43:17,292	Do you know what packaging is?	Do you know what packaging is?
815	00:43:17,327	00:43:18,174	Bandaging?	Bandaging?
816	00:43:18,209	00:43:20,007	Hui, packaging is a kind of promotion.	Hui, packaging is a kind of promotion.
817	00:43:20,042	00:43:22,751	Packaging means gimmicks, gimmicks mean lying...	Packaging means gimmicks, gimmicks mean lying...
818	00:43:22,786	00:43:25,209	I don't want to lie.	I don't want to lie.
819	00:43:25,626	00:43:29,001	Presentation's important, even Madonna had a breast job!	Presentation's important, even Madonna had a breast job!
820	00:43:29,792	00:43:31,591	Mom, Madonna's breasts are real!	Mom, Madonna's breasts are real!
821	00:43:31,626	00:43:35,751	She squeezes them together so it looks big!	She squeezes them together so it looks big!
822	00:43:38,084	00:43:40,917	How can she sing with her hands like this?	How can she sing with her hands like this?
823	00:43:40,952	00:43:41,716	Why not?	Why not?
824	00:43:41,751	00:43:43,667	I watched her all through the concert!	I watched her all through the concert!
825	00:43:43,702	00:43:46,434	She can't sing with hands like this!	She can't sing with hands like this!
826	00:43:46,469	00:43:49,167	Starlight, starbright... Squeeze?	Starlight, starbright... Squeeze?
827	00:43:49,202	00:43:51,330	Holiday... Sqeeze? Huh?	Holiday... Sqeeze? Huh?
828	00:43:51,365	00:43:53,459	She lifts her right hand...	She lifts her right hand...
829	00:43:53,494	00:43:54,966	...her right boob drops.	...her right boob drops.
830	00:43:55,001	00:43:57,001	Her left hand? The left boob drops!	Her left hand? The left boob drops!
831	00:43:57,036	00:43:59,466	When she was singing...	When she was singing...
832	00:43:59,501	00:44:01,501	And what if she lifts both hands?	And what if she lifts both hands?
833	00:44:01,834	00:44:04,230	You stared at her breasts all night!	You stared at her breasts all night!
834	00:44:04,265	00:44:06,626	I didn't pay $200 just for her legs!	I didn't pay $200 just for her legs!
835	00:44:08,251	00:44:10,126	Madonna's the real thing...	Madonna's the real thing...
836	00:44:10,209	00:44:11,813	So are my ducks!	So are my ducks!
837	00:44:11,848	00:44:13,417	Champagne! Cheers!	Champagne! Cheers!
838	00:44:21,209	00:44:22,334	I don't want any!	I don't want any!
839	00:44:23,251	00:44:24,049	...cheer?	...cheer?
840	00:44:24,084	00:44:25,376	You finish it!	You finish it!
841	00:44:34,376	00:44:35,751	Snobs!	Snobs!
842	00:44:36,209	00:44:37,042	Morning!	Morning!
843	00:44:40,834	00:44:42,001	Morning boss!	Morning boss!
844	00:44:44,042	00:44:45,751	Morning boss!	Morning boss!
845	00:44:48,792	00:44:50,001	Morning boss!	Morning boss!
846	00:44:58,792	00:45:00,959	Boss, read my comic book...	Boss, read my comic book...
847	00:45:02,042	00:45:04,542	Boss, shall I clean upstairs?	Boss, shall I clean upstairs?
848	00:45:05,084	00:45:06,084	Boss, I stole a bottle of soy sauce!	Boss, I stole a bottle of soy sauce!
849	00:45:06,119	00:45:07,591	Do you want it back?	Do you want it back?
850	00:45:07,626	00:45:09,792	Look at you! You've become a chicken?	Look at you! You've become a chicken?
851	00:45:10,292	00:45:13,751	Give me...	Give me...
852	00:45:17,792	00:45:20,167	Give me...	Give me...
853	00:45:22,042	00:45:23,667	Good!	Good!
854	00:45:25,459	00:45:27,757	You traitor!	You traitor!
855	00:45:27,792	00:45:29,799	What have I done wrong?	What have I done wrong?
856	00:45:29,834	00:45:31,834	I took care of you for so long!	I took care of you for so long!
857	00:45:31,869	00:45:34,084	For your mother's sake!	For your mother's sake!
858	00:45:36,709	00:45:38,751	I've been so kind to you all those years.	I've been so kind to you all those years.
859	00:45:38,786	00:45:41,810	This is how you repay me?	This is how you repay me?
860	00:45:41,845	00:45:44,834	Come here Squid, come back!	Come here Squid, come back!
861	00:45:44,917	00:45:46,042	See, spineless worm!	See, spineless worm!
862	00:45:46,077	00:45:47,167	He will come back.	He will come back.
863	00:45:47,917	00:45:49,167	You'll see...	You'll see...
864	00:45:49,709	00:45:50,876	I am back for taxi fare!	I am back for taxi fare!
865	00:45:52,834	00:45:54,542	You promised you'd pay me taxi fare for me to leave.	You promised you'd pay me taxi fare for me to leave.
866	00:45:54,959	00:45:56,938	You want taxi fare?	You want taxi fare?
867	00:45:56,973	00:45:58,917	Okay! Taxi fare...	Okay! Taxi fare...
868	00:46:03,459	00:46:05,591	Here you go! Is this what you want?	Here you go! Is this what you want?
869	00:46:05,626	00:46:08,626	I can tell you this much: You're worth $10!	I can tell you this much: You're worth $10!
870	00:46:10,292	00:46:11,251	You are worthless!	You are worthless!
871	00:46:11,542	00:46:14,001	I treated you all these years...	I treated you all these years...
872	00:46:18,251	00:46:20,042	Where is the missing piece?	Where is the missing piece?
873	00:46:20,376	00:46:23,167	Boss, there's been accident outside!	Boss, there's been accident outside!
874	00:46:23,202	00:46:25,292	The TV stations are here!	The TV stations are here!
875	00:46:25,501	00:46:26,376	An accident?	An accident?
876	00:46:27,001	00:46:29,001	Chimp, you take over.	Chimp, you take over.
877	00:46:29,417	00:46:30,959	Alan, let's go and take a look.	Alan, let's go and take a look.
878	00:46:31,042	00:46:32,757	At 4.30pm...	At 4.30pm...
879	00:46:32,792	00:46:35,021	A minibus carrying 14 passengers...	A minibus carrying 14 passengers...
880	00:46:35,056	00:46:37,251	Lost control and hit a fire hydrant...	Lost control and hit a fire hydrant...
881	00:46:37,584	00:46:41,376	On North Kowloon Rd...	On North Kowloon Rd...
882	00:46:41,417	00:46:43,257	The accident cut off...	The accident cut off...
883	00:46:43,292	00:46:46,959	...all water supplies in the area.	...all water supplies in the area.
884	00:46:46,994	00:46:49,542	Fortunately no injuries.	Fortunately no injuries.
885	00:46:50,584	00:46:53,209	Everyone unharmed.	Everyone unharmed.
886	00:46:53,376	00:46:54,917	TVN News.	TVN News.
887	00:46:55,001	00:46:56,459	See, free advertisement time!	See, free advertisement time!
888	00:46:56,494	00:46:58,042	Advertising!	Advertising!
889	00:47:09,751	00:47:11,376	Let's move!	Let's move!
890	00:47:11,626	00:47:12,924	The light's green, move!	The light's green, move!
891	00:47:12,959	00:47:16,792	Be cool, people are crossing the road.	Be cool, people are crossing the road.
892	00:47:16,827	00:47:18,584	The light's red again...	The light's red again...
893	00:47:18,709	00:47:20,382	You waited for more passengers!	You waited for more passengers!
894	00:47:20,417	00:47:22,271	It's illegal driving through a red light.	It's illegal driving through a red light.
895	00:47:22,306	00:47:24,126	I know you would hurry if the van was full!	I know you would hurry if the van was full!
896	00:47:26,917	00:47:29,834	Son, be honest with me. Did you dine at Danny's with your girlfriend yesterday?	Son, be honest with me. Did you dine at Danny's with your girlfriend yesterday?
897	00:47:29,869	00:47:33,126	Yes, Dad. She said it's air-conditioned and has a TV.	Yes, Dad. She said it's air-conditioned and has a TV.
898	00:47:33,161	00:47:35,126	And the service is good.	And the service is good.
899	00:47:35,376	00:47:37,251	Son, how come you're so obedient to your girlfriend?	Son, how come you're so obedient to your girlfriend?
900	00:47:38,126	00:47:39,251	Green light, move!	Green light, move!
901	00:47:39,286	00:47:40,049	Wait...	Wait...
902	00:47:40,084	00:47:42,625	Passengers coming in.	Passengers coming in.
903	00:47:42,660	00:47:45,167	Red light again, damn!	Red light again, damn!
904	00:47:45,334	00:47:47,542	Red always comes after green!	Red always comes after green!
905	00:47:47,577	00:47:48,872	It's common sense.	It's common sense.
906	00:47:48,907	00:47:50,167	Okay, let's go!	Okay, let's go!
907	00:47:50,202	00:47:51,376	Wait!	Wait!
908	00:48:06,167	00:48:08,084	Can you see our advertisement?	Can you see our advertisement?
909	00:48:09,459	00:48:11,459	Green light, go on!	Green light, go on!
910	00:48:17,126	00:48:19,771	In here, you are not a waiter. You are not a chef.	In here, you are not a waiter. You are not a chef.
911	00:48:19,806	00:48:22,417	You are a star singer. Your job is to entertain...	You are a star singer. Your job is to entertain...
912	00:48:23,459	00:48:25,466	...your customers.	...your customers.
913	00:48:25,501	00:48:29,216	You know you have a good job, if...	You know you have a good job, if...
914	00:48:29,251	00:48:30,834	...your customers walks out humming your tune.	...your customers walks out humming your tune.
915	00:48:30,869	00:48:31,751	Yes Sir!	Yes Sir!
916	00:48:38,501	00:48:40,459	Can I take your order?	Can I take your order?
917	00:48:40,494	00:48:42,417	One fried chicken.	One fried chicken.
918	00:48:44,001	00:48:45,834	Want some French fries?	Want some French fries?
919	00:48:45,869	00:48:47,459	No, thanks.	No, thanks.
920	00:48:47,917	00:48:49,841	$5.8 please.	$5.8 please.
921	00:48:49,876	00:48:52,542	What? That's expensive!	What? That's expensive!
922	00:48:53,376	00:48:54,959	The price is set by company, sir.	The price is set by company, sir.
923	00:48:54,994	00:48:56,126	Shut up!	Shut up!
924	00:48:58,292	00:49:00,376	Why are you laughing? Have you got no dignity?	Why are you laughing? Have you got no dignity?
925	00:49:00,411	00:49:01,751	You dog!	You dog!
926	00:49:03,792	00:49:07,501	Sorry, no hot dogs, please come again.	Sorry, no hot dogs, please come again.
927	00:49:10,751	00:49:15,084	The customer is always right, no matter what.	The customer is always right, no matter what.
928	00:49:15,119	00:49:16,382	Let's practice!	Let's practice!
929	00:49:16,417	00:49:18,584	Morning, can I take your order?	Morning, can I take your order?
930	00:49:18,619	00:49:20,289	You idiot!	You idiot!
931	00:49:20,324	00:49:21,924	Sorry!	Sorry!
932	00:49:21,959	00:49:23,751	I don't like your face!	I don't like your face!
933	00:49:23,786	00:49:25,132	Swap around!	Swap around!
934	00:49:25,167	00:49:27,751	Morning, can I take your order?	Morning, can I take your order?
935	00:49:27,786	00:49:29,667	You idiot!	You idiot!
936	00:49:29,917	00:49:31,257	Sorry!	Sorry!
937	00:49:31,292	00:49:33,167	I don't like your face!	I don't like your face!
938	00:49:33,501	00:49:35,459	Swap around and carry on!	Swap around and carry on!
939	00:49:38,626	00:49:40,667	Jump! Don't be lazy!	Jump! Don't be lazy!
940	00:49:43,167	00:49:45,584	Get set, go!	Get set, go!
941	00:49:45,917	00:49:46,757	Come on...	Come on...
942	00:49:46,792	00:49:50,271	We sell fast food, we are efficient.	We sell fast food, we are efficient.
943	00:49:50,306	00:49:53,751	We must move quickly to make money.	We must move quickly to make money.
944	00:49:53,876	00:49:57,501	Come on.	Come on.
945	00:50:45,084	00:50:49,292	Stop! 24 Seconds, a world record!	Stop! 24 Seconds, a world record!
946	00:50:49,327	00:50:50,501	The slowest!	The slowest!
947	00:50:51,667	00:50:55,521	Let's hold hands...	Let's hold hands...
948	00:50:55,556	00:50:59,174	Danny's is our home...	Danny's is our home...
949	00:50:59,209	00:51:02,792	We'll march in faith...	We'll march in faith...
950	00:51:03,001	00:51:07,209	And create a bright future.	And create a bright future.
951	00:51:07,244	00:51:11,417	You light up our lives...	You light up our lives...
952	00:51:11,452	00:51:15,751	So we shall overcome...	So we shall overcome...
953	00:51:15,786	00:51:20,341	And burst forward!	And burst forward!
954	00:51:20,376	00:51:25,417	We are devoted to Danny's...	We are devoted to Danny's...
955	00:51:25,452	00:51:31,042	And will give our all.	And will give our all.
956	00:51:35,251	00:51:36,626	Let me see!	Let me see!
957	00:51:38,542	00:51:40,292	Free drinks with fried chicken!	Free drinks with fried chicken!
958	00:51:45,334	00:51:46,799	Ready, go!	Ready, go!
959	00:51:46,834	00:51:48,896	Danny's Chicken is crispy and tender...	Danny's Chicken is crispy and tender...
960	00:51:48,931	00:51:50,959	The meat is sweet and we love the aroma.	The meat is sweet and we love the aroma.
961	00:51:51,376	00:51:54,459	Good, you get a free drink. Next.	Good, you get a free drink. Next.
962	00:51:54,542	00:51:55,584	How do they make a profit?	How do they make a profit?
963	00:51:55,834	00:51:57,424	Ready, go!	Ready, go!
964	00:51:57,459	00:51:59,375	Danny's Chicken is crispy and tender...	Danny's Chicken is crispy and tender...
965	00:51:59,410	00:52:01,292	The meat is sweet and we love the aroma.	The meat is sweet and we love the aroma.
966	00:52:01,327	00:52:03,001	Good, you get a free drink.	Good, you get a free drink.
967	00:52:13,959	00:52:15,042	May I help You, Madam?	May I help You, Madam?
968	00:52:17,834	00:52:18,549	One coke!	One coke!
969	00:52:18,584	00:52:20,292	Do you want some freshly fried chicken?	Do you want some freshly fried chicken?
970	00:52:21,792	00:52:25,334	Freshly fried "frozen" chicken!	Freshly fried "frozen" chicken!
971	00:52:25,917	00:52:26,876	Okay, a fried chicken too!	Okay, a fried chicken too!
972	00:52:27,501	00:52:31,501	The duck shop will close down soon.	The duck shop will close down soon.
973	00:52:36,542	00:52:39,459	I don't like this smell!	I don't like this smell!
974	00:52:50,667	00:52:53,396	Kids, today is Simon's birthday.	Kids, today is Simon's birthday.
975	00:52:53,431	00:52:56,126	Welcome to his birthday party!	Welcome to his birthday party!
976	00:52:56,292	00:52:57,917	Let's cut the cake!	Let's cut the cake!
977	00:53:02,959	00:53:04,251	Make a wish.	Make a wish.
978	00:53:06,001	00:53:07,292	I'm not a surgeon.	I'm not a surgeon.
979	00:53:11,292	00:53:12,334	Get me a camera!	Get me a camera!
980	00:53:12,959	00:53:14,501	All this trendy furniture!	All this trendy furniture!
981	00:53:27,626	00:53:29,834	Hello, welcome to Danny's!	Hello, welcome to Danny's!
982	00:53:29,869	00:53:30,751	Hello!	Hello!
983	00:53:31,626	00:53:35,459	Don't Indians eat with their left hand?	Don't Indians eat with their left hand?
984	00:53:38,042	00:53:39,584	I like throwing my food around!	I like throwing my food around!
985	00:53:40,917	00:53:43,459	Wouldn't you like some chilli sauce?	Wouldn't you like some chilli sauce?
986	00:53:47,417	00:53:48,709	Great!	Great!
987	00:54:02,084	00:54:05,188	What do you use to marinate your chicken?	What do you use to marinate your chicken?
988	00:54:05,223	00:54:08,292	It's a secret recipe from the U.S.A...	It's a secret recipe from the U.S.A...
989	00:54:11,959	00:54:13,126	What's in it?	What's in it?
990	00:54:13,959	00:54:16,709	A secret! The ingredients are all imported.	A secret! The ingredients are all imported.
991	00:54:27,001	00:54:29,834	Only we have it in Hong Kong!	Only we have it in Hong Kong!
992	00:54:29,869	00:54:32,667	But it's only for chicken.	But it's only for chicken.
993	00:54:33,251	00:54:36,126	Even if that shop across the street uses it for his ducks...	Even if that shop across the street uses it for his ducks...
994	00:54:36,161	00:54:38,292	...it won't help his business!	...it won't help his business!
995	00:54:49,959	00:54:51,167	Ah! You're a man!	Ah! You're a man!
996	00:54:51,202	00:54:52,376	Do you like it?	Do you like it?
997	00:54:53,292	00:54:56,917	Welcome, Mr. Hui is here for our secret recipe.	Welcome, Mr. Hui is here for our secret recipe.
998	00:54:57,251	00:54:58,334	Stop it, or I'll destroy your camera...	Stop it, or I'll destroy your camera...
999	00:54:58,369	00:55:00,417	Mr Hui, one more!	Mr Hui, one more!
1000	00:55:05,126	00:55:08,084	Mr Hui, one more!	Mr Hui, one more!
1001	00:55:11,334	00:55:13,167	Are you blind?	Are you blind?
1002	00:55:15,001	00:55:17,299	Ladies and gentlemen, special offer today!	Ladies and gentlemen, special offer today!
1003	00:55:17,334	00:55:19,834	Repeat our slogan in 5 seconds, and a free duck wing!	Repeat our slogan in 5 seconds, and a free duck wing!
1004	00:55:19,869	00:55:21,424	Let's try, 1-2-3...	Let's try, 1-2-3...
1005	00:55:21,459	00:55:23,917	Hui's roast ducks are the best, the best.	Hui's roast ducks are the best, the best.
1006	00:55:23,952	00:55:26,376	Danny's chickens can go home and rest!	Danny's chickens can go home and rest!
1007	00:55:27,084	00:55:29,424	Crazy! Who would eat a duck wing?	Crazy! Who would eat a duck wing?
1008	00:55:29,459	00:55:31,792	Duck's tongue would be more appropriate!	Duck's tongue would be more appropriate!
1009	00:55:39,959	00:55:42,376	These tables are sharp!	These tables are sharp!
1010	00:55:56,084	00:55:58,001	These chairs are too low!	These chairs are too low!
1011	00:55:58,376	00:56:00,767	- You can adjust the height! - How?	- You can adjust the height! - How?
1012	00:56:04,584	00:56:05,459	Is the high enough?	Is the high enough?
1013	00:56:06,792	00:56:07,966	It's too high!	It's too high!
1014	00:56:08,001	00:56:09,605	I'll just re-adjust it!	I'll just re-adjust it!
1015	00:56:09,640	00:56:11,209	Its okay, it's fine!	Its okay, it's fine!
1016	00:56:12,167	00:56:13,882	Check please!	Check please!
1017	00:56:13,917	00:56:15,334	Some towels for the gentlemen.	Some towels for the gentlemen.
1018	00:56:15,369	00:56:16,935	Check please.	Check please.
1019	00:56:16,970	00:56:18,501	Tooth pick.	Tooth pick.
1020	00:56:18,667	00:56:19,938	What's that smell?	What's that smell?
1021	00:56:19,973	00:56:21,174	What's going on?	What's going on?
1022	00:56:21,209	00:56:22,334	It's soaked in perfume...	It's soaked in perfume...
1023	00:56:22,376	00:56:23,751	Perfume? It smells horrible!	Perfume? It smells horrible!
1024	00:56:23,786	00:56:25,334	No thanks!	No thanks!
1025	00:56:26,959	00:56:29,126	I used my wife's perfume...	I used my wife's perfume...
1026	00:56:29,161	00:56:30,417	It's expensive!	It's expensive!
1027	00:56:32,334	00:56:33,417	How can you say it's horrible?	How can you say it's horrible?
1028	00:56:43,751	00:56:47,542	It's so dark! Can't see what I'm eating!	It's so dark! Can't see what I'm eating!
1029	00:56:48,667	00:56:53,667	Welcome to the first BBQ duck karaoke lounge!	Welcome to the first BBQ duck karaoke lounge!
1030	00:56:53,702	00:56:57,184	Today is beautiful Maria's birthday...	Today is beautiful Maria's birthday...
1031	00:56:57,219	00:57:00,667	Would anyone like to sing her a song?	Would anyone like to sing her a song?
1032	00:57:00,751	00:57:02,091	Don't be shy, come on!	Don't be shy, come on!
1033	00:57:02,126	00:57:04,084	You look like Michael Jackson, you start!	You look like Michael Jackson, you start!
1034	00:57:04,417	00:57:05,459	Come on!	Come on!
1035	00:57:05,542	00:57:07,466	Come on!	Come on!
1036	00:57:07,501	00:57:09,271	Pan, come on!	Pan, come on!
1037	00:57:09,306	00:57:11,007	Don't be shy!	Don't be shy!
1038	00:57:11,042	00:57:13,049	Let's have some fun, relax!	Let's have some fun, relax!
1039	00:57:13,084	00:57:15,667	Okay, I'll just pick someone at random.	Okay, I'll just pick someone at random.
1040	00:57:15,702	00:57:18,542	You, you the Prince!	You, you the Prince!
1041	00:57:18,577	00:57:20,876	Sing with me!	Sing with me!
1042	00:57:21,001	00:57:22,709	If you want to sing...	If you want to sing...
1043	00:57:22,876	00:57:25,209	...go sing in a concert hall!	...go sing in a concert hall!
1044	00:57:26,459	00:57:28,126	Alright! I'll start!	Alright! I'll start!
1045	00:57:28,751	00:57:31,042	Then you must all join me. OKAY?	Then you must all join me. OKAY?
1046	00:57:31,077	00:57:33,334	Enjoy yourselves, music please!	Enjoy yourselves, music please!
1047	00:57:36,834	00:57:42,716	Its hard to find a soulmate...	Its hard to find a soulmate...
1048	00:57:42,751	00:57:48,751	...and friendships don't last forever.	...and friendships don't last forever.
1049	00:57:48,786	00:57:54,372	Today we may part, but...	Today we may part, but...
1050	00:57:54,407	00:57:59,959	You'll be in my heart!	You'll be in my heart!
1051	00:58:01,334	00:58:08,751	...we'll meet again one day.	...we'll meet again one day.
1052	00:58:10,001	00:58:12,251	Even if we don't...	Even if we don't...
1053	00:58:12,626	00:58:17,001	...our friendship will be forever.	...our friendship will be forever.
1054	00:58:18,667	00:58:23,626	Mountains come between us, yet...	Mountains come between us, yet...
1055	00:58:24,626	00:58:25,459	Table for 2?	Table for 2?
1056	00:58:26,501	00:58:27,542	Is this a go-go bar?	Is this a go-go bar?
1057	00:58:27,626	00:58:30,167	It's so noisy! Let’s go to Danny's...	It's so noisy! Let’s go to Danny's...
1058	00:58:35,209	00:58:38,230	In this life...	In this life...
1059	00:58:38,265	00:58:41,216	Not so hard!	Not so hard!
1060	00:58:41,251	00:58:45,917	...friendship never lasts! Come on!	...friendship never lasts! Come on!
1061	00:58:45,952	00:58:46,966	Leave it out!	Leave it out!
1062	00:58:47,001	00:58:52,292	We hold hands as you leave...	We hold hands as you leave...
1063	00:58:53,376	00:58:57,667	But you'll be in my heart!	But you'll be in my heart!
1064	00:58:59,167	00:59:02,563	We may part now...	We may part now...
1065	00:59:02,598	00:59:05,959	...but we'll meet again!	...but we'll meet again!
1066	00:59:07,876	00:59:16,501	We quarrel sometimes, but we're friends!	We quarrel sometimes, but we're friends!
1067	00:59:16,536	00:59:20,685	Mountains come between us...	Mountains come between us...
1068	00:59:20,720	00:59:24,799	The duck shop's swan song!	The duck shop's swan song!
1069	00:59:24,834	00:59:27,000	Idiot! They can be miles behind...	Idiot! They can be miles behind...
1070	00:59:27,035	00:59:29,167	...but we will not give them a chance!	...but we will not give them a chance!
1071	00:59:29,584	00:59:31,876	The poor old man is making a move now do something!	The poor old man is making a move now do something!
1072	00:59:31,911	00:59:34,834	Friendship never changes...	Friendship never changes...
1073	00:59:50,001	00:59:51,466	Honey, are you alright?	Honey, are you alright?
1074	00:59:51,501	00:59:54,167	Dad, the cassette player exploded, it belongs to my friend!	Dad, the cassette player exploded, it belongs to my friend!
1075	00:59:54,202	00:59:54,966	So what?	So what?
1076	00:59:55,001	00:59:57,251	Boss, they haven't paid!	Boss, they haven't paid!
1077	00:59:57,292	00:59:58,667	Go after them then?	Go after them then?
1078	00:59:59,459	01:00:01,001	I'll give you money to buy a new one!	I'll give you money to buy a new one!
1079	01:00:01,459	01:00:02,876	Help him upstairs!	Help him upstairs!
1080	01:00:05,376	01:00:08,292	Idiot! Turn off the electricity!	Idiot! Turn off the electricity!
1081	01:00:08,327	01:00:09,549	Get some water!	Get some water!
1082	01:00:09,584	01:00:11,924	Maria, help me clean up!	Maria, help me clean up!
1083	01:00:11,959	01:00:13,626	It's alright now, forget what happened!	It's alright now, forget what happened!
1084	01:00:13,661	01:00:15,584	Get back to work.	Get back to work.
1085	01:00:23,667	01:00:24,896	Hello, little girl!	Hello, little girl!
1086	01:00:24,931	01:00:26,126	Do you like ducks?	Do you like ducks?
1087	01:00:28,917	01:00:30,834	What do you want? Wierdo!	What do you want? Wierdo!
1088	01:00:30,869	01:00:32,709	Mom, I'm scared!	Mom, I'm scared!
1089	01:00:33,042	01:00:34,042	Don't be afraid...	Don't be afraid...
1090	01:00:38,709	01:00:45,542	One chicken, one free drink! Buy one get one free!	One chicken, one free drink! Buy one get one free!
1091	01:00:45,584	01:00:47,521	BBQ ducks, buy one get one free!	BBQ ducks, buy one get one free!
1092	01:00:47,556	01:00:49,424	Darling, you get one free duck!	Darling, you get one free duck!
1093	01:00:49,459	01:00:50,459	For 1 pound of duck, you get 1 free ounce!	For 1 pound of duck, you get 1 free ounce!
1094	01:00:50,494	01:00:51,591	Only one ounce!	Only one ounce!
1095	01:00:51,626	01:00:54,091	Come on, let's go to Danny's!	Come on, let's go to Danny's!
1096	01:00:54,126	01:00:55,126	Okay, buy one pound, you get 1 pound free!	Okay, buy one pound, you get 1 pound free!
1097	01:00:55,161	01:00:56,251	It's 1 pound of duck free!	It's 1 pound of duck free!
1098	01:00:56,417	01:00:58,299	It's impossible!	It's impossible!
1099	01:00:58,334	01:01:00,501	It must be rotten or stale!	It must be rotten or stale!
1100	01:01:00,536	01:01:01,924	Stale? It's a bargain!	Stale? It's a bargain!
1101	01:01:01,959	01:01:04,334	2 roast ducks for the price of 1!	2 roast ducks for the price of 1!
1102	01:01:05,417	01:01:07,917	Welcome!	Welcome!
1103	01:01:08,542	01:01:10,959	Take a seat.	Take a seat.
1104	01:01:13,917	01:01:16,209	Dad, I'm starving!	Dad, I'm starving!
1105	01:01:18,792	01:01:20,792	Come on, I'm hungry!	Come on, I'm hungry!
1106	01:01:24,459	01:01:26,459	I want fried chicken!	I want fried chicken!
1107	01:01:26,917	01:01:31,417	They are my customers, don't you dare!	They are my customers, don't you dare!
1108	01:01:31,452	01:01:33,834	Don't move, I'm warning you!	Don't move, I'm warning you!
1109	01:01:36,584	01:01:38,751	Don't move, or I'll kill you!	Don't move, or I'll kill you!
1110	01:01:39,501	01:01:41,174	Can't you show some mercy?	Can't you show some mercy?
1111	01:01:41,209	01:01:44,584	Give me a chance. I'm warning you!	Give me a chance. I'm warning you!
1112	01:01:44,619	01:01:45,792	I'll kill you...	I'll kill you...
1113	01:01:46,084	01:01:47,126	I mean it!	I mean it!
1114	01:01:47,876	01:01:49,063	Stop it!	Stop it!
1115	01:01:49,098	01:01:50,251	Go to hell!	Go to hell!
1116	01:02:03,959	01:02:05,105	Have some duck!	Have some duck!
1117	01:02:05,140	01:02:06,251	I prefer chicken!	I prefer chicken!
1118	01:02:06,417	01:02:07,382	Eat me, eat me!	Eat me, eat me!
1119	01:02:07,417	01:02:08,501	The boss is in a fight!	The boss is in a fight!
1120	01:02:36,084	01:02:38,167	Boss is fighting, come out!	Boss is fighting, come out!
1121	01:02:41,167	01:02:43,417	Stop!	Stop!
1122	01:02:51,292	01:02:53,209	Come down!	Come down!
1123	01:03:14,626	01:03:15,959	Boss, get down!	Boss, get down!
1124	01:03:16,542	01:03:17,626	What are they doing?	What are they doing?
1125	01:03:17,876	01:03:20,001	Some promotional gimmick!	Some promotional gimmick!
1126	01:03:22,042	01:03:23,334	Only some promotion tricks!	Only some promotion tricks!
1127	01:03:24,126	01:03:30,584	1, 2, 3, jump!	1, 2, 3, jump!
1128	01:03:30,667	01:03:34,882	Turn around and move your hips!	Turn around and move your hips!
1129	01:03:34,917	01:03:36,626	Tell them to stop playing and come down!	Tell them to stop playing and come down!
1130	01:03:36,661	01:03:38,292	Okay!	Okay!
1131	01:03:39,459	01:03:42,459	Boss, get down!	Boss, get down!
1132	01:03:43,584	01:03:45,959	Stop beating me!	Stop beating me!
1133	01:03:57,126	01:03:58,292	See!	See!
1134	01:03:59,667	01:04:02,501	Stop! I'll kill you!	Stop! I'll kill you!
1135	01:04:03,376	01:04:06,917	You're dead man! Stop!	You're dead man! Stop!
1136	01:04:44,459	01:04:45,841	Comic books?	Comic books?
1137	01:04:45,876	01:04:47,626	There's aren't any customers!	There's aren't any customers!
1138	01:04:47,661	01:04:49,376	But you're still getting paid!	But you're still getting paid!
1139	01:04:50,126	01:04:51,126	Bastard!	Bastard!
1140	01:04:52,876	01:04:55,507	Honey, let's face the reality.	Honey, let's face the reality.
1141	01:04:55,542	01:04:57,126	It's not working. We'll have to close down!	It's not working. We'll have to close down!
1142	01:04:57,542	01:05:00,549	Talk to Mom.	Talk to Mom.
1143	01:05:00,584	01:05:03,209	It's only temporary, don't worry!	It's only temporary, don't worry!
1144	01:05:03,244	01:05:04,792	Welcome, take a seat!	Welcome, take a seat!
1145	01:05:07,251	01:05:08,334	She's better than nothing!	She's better than nothing!
1146	01:05:13,334	01:05:14,709	Even the nun left us.	Even the nun left us.
1147	01:05:21,584	01:05:23,507	Welcome Miss...	Welcome Miss...
1148	01:05:23,542	01:05:25,007	I mean Sister, can I help you?	I mean Sister, can I help you?
1149	01:05:25,042	01:05:27,792	A coke, French fries, corn with no butter.	A coke, French fries, corn with no butter.
1150	01:05:30,334	01:05:31,876	Boss, their customers are all with us now.	Boss, their customers are all with us now.
1151	01:05:31,911	01:05:33,424	...they'll close down soon!	...they'll close down soon!
1152	01:05:33,459	01:05:36,626	Idiot! The duck shop is still open.	Idiot! The duck shop is still open.
1153	01:05:36,661	01:05:38,126	They're still a threat to us!	They're still a threat to us!
1154	01:05:39,084	01:05:40,751	Get rid of them!	Get rid of them!
1155	01:05:47,167	01:05:49,250	I will go to Macau tonight.	I will go to Macau tonight.
1156	01:05:49,285	01:05:51,038	You take care of business.	You take care of business.
1157	01:05:51,073	01:05:52,792	I don't care what you do!	I don't care what you do!
1158	01:05:54,334	01:05:55,632	You have two accomplices.	You have two accomplices.
1159	01:05:55,667	01:05:58,667	The health inspector, and the news reporter.	The health inspector, and the news reporter.
1160	01:06:46,001	01:06:48,841	Sir, you're back, take a seat!	Sir, you're back, take a seat!
1161	01:06:48,876	01:06:52,084	Someone complained about rats in here.	Someone complained about rats in here.
1162	01:06:53,542	01:06:54,459	What rats?	What rats?
1163	01:06:58,959	01:06:59,917	No rats, see?	No rats, see?
1164	01:07:00,042	01:07:01,799	But the walls are cracked.	But the walls are cracked.
1165	01:07:01,834	01:07:04,501	You wrap the duck with newspaper.	You wrap the duck with newspaper.
1166	01:07:04,536	01:07:06,674	All the utensils are dirty.	All the utensils are dirty.
1167	01:07:06,709	01:07:10,417	Your staff have dandruff and dirty nails!	Your staff have dandruff and dirty nails!
1168	01:07:11,542	01:07:13,626	The toilet stinks!	The toilet stinks!
1169	01:07:21,876	01:07:24,792	Squid, look, you did it, it's all you fault!	Squid, look, you did it, it's all you fault!
1170	01:07:27,084	01:07:28,382	Show me your ID card!	Show me your ID card!
1171	01:07:28,417	01:07:29,667	I'll have to pay penalty right?	I'll have to pay penalty right?
1172	01:07:30,126	01:07:32,126	Yeah, for the time being.	Yeah, for the time being.
1173	01:07:32,501	01:07:35,584	If I ever see a rat in here, I will shut you down!	If I ever see a rat in here, I will shut you down!
1174	01:07:51,959	01:07:54,730	I'm back in my dream...	I'm back in my dream...
1175	01:07:54,765	01:07:57,501	And you will appear again!	And you will appear again!
1176	01:07:59,167	01:08:00,542	Don't you like the song?	Don't you like the song?
1177	01:08:07,709	01:08:08,667	What are you doing?	What are you doing?
1178	01:08:09,667	01:08:10,917	Aerobics!	Aerobics!
1179	01:08:25,292	01:08:26,709	Very strange moves.	Very strange moves.
1180	01:09:09,501	01:09:10,501	Go away, go away...	Go away, go away...
1181	01:09:16,459	01:09:18,001	It's crazy here, let's go!	It's crazy here, let's go!
1182	01:09:44,501	01:09:48,542	Give me a chance. Pick one!	Give me a chance. Pick one!
1183	01:09:48,577	01:09:50,417	No way, hands off!	No way, hands off!
1184	01:09:57,417	01:09:58,709	2 Out of 3 then?	2 Out of 3 then?
1185	01:09:58,744	01:10:00,018	No way, move!	No way, move!
1186	01:10:00,053	01:10:01,292	Help me please!	Help me please!
1187	01:10:06,126	01:10:08,292	2 out of 3!	2 out of 3!
1188	01:10:08,327	01:10:10,459	No way, move!	No way, move!
1189	01:10:10,667	01:10:11,584	Please... Move!	Please... Move!
1190	01:10:22,751	01:10:24,667	They're actually rabbits!	They're actually rabbits!
1191	01:10:24,702	01:10:26,084	Get lost!	Get lost!
1192	01:10:33,334	01:10:33,632	No!	No!
1193	01:10:33,667	01:10:35,292	Mind your legs.	Mind your legs.
1194	01:10:39,501	01:10:40,709	They're enormous!	They're enormous!
1195	01:10:42,917	01:10:47,407	- I will shut you down. - They're just toys, calm down!	- I will shut you down. - They're just toys, calm down!
1196	01:10:49,376	01:10:50,292	Sir!	Sir!
1197	01:10:50,334	01:10:52,167	I will shut you down for sure.	I will shut you down for sure.
1198	01:10:53,459	01:10:56,584	It's not my fault, I've been set up!	It's not my fault, I've been set up!
1199	01:10:58,667	01:11:01,292	Stop! No photographs! Go away!	Stop! No photographs! Go away!
1200	01:11:01,834	01:11:03,834	Stop it, stop it, or I'll destroy your camera...	Stop it, stop it, or I'll destroy your camera...
1201	01:11:03,869	01:11:06,209	They're actually my pets! Move, get lost...	They're actually my pets! Move, get lost...
1202	01:11:13,167	01:11:14,084	You son of a bitch!	You son of a bitch!
1203	01:11:27,584	01:11:29,167	What can I do for you?	What can I do for you?
1204	01:11:29,202	01:11:30,216	Look at this.	Look at this.
1205	01:11:30,251	01:11:32,584	This bloody chicken is raw!	This bloody chicken is raw!
1206	01:11:32,619	01:11:33,507	I want my money back!	I want my money back!
1207	01:11:33,542	01:11:35,042	Come on, give me my money back!	Come on, give me my money back!
1208	01:11:35,077	01:11:36,292	Quick I need to go now!	Quick I need to go now!
1209	01:11:36,834	01:11:38,091	What did he say?	What did he say?
1210	01:11:38,126	01:11:39,792	He wants his money back!	He wants his money back!
1211	01:11:39,827	01:11:40,917	Fill in a form.	Fill in a form.
1212	01:11:41,209	01:11:43,625	You must fill in the form.	You must fill in the form.
1213	01:11:43,660	01:11:45,768	I don't want any form.	I don't want any form.
1214	01:11:45,803	01:11:47,876	I just want my money back!	I just want my money back!
1215	01:11:48,084	01:11:50,334	It says 100% satisfaction guaranteed!	It says 100% satisfaction guaranteed!
1216	01:11:50,834	01:11:52,382	But you must fill in the form!	But you must fill in the form!
1217	01:11:52,417	01:11:54,876	I want my $20 back, you stupid Chinese pig!	I want my $20 back, you stupid Chinese pig!
1218	01:11:55,376	01:11:56,299	What did he say?	What did he say?
1219	01:11:56,334	01:11:58,375	He said, "You Chinese Pig!"	He said, "You Chinese Pig!"
1220	01:11:58,410	01:12:00,417	You white devil, how dare you!	You white devil, how dare you!
1221	01:12:00,452	01:12:01,466	I'll kill you bastard!	I'll kill you bastard!
1222	01:12:01,501	01:12:03,917	You insulted me, you called me what?	You insulted me, you called me what?
1223	01:12:03,952	01:12:06,376	I can say what I like, Pig!	I can say what I like, Pig!
1224	01:12:06,626	01:12:09,292	Excuse me, may I help you sir?	Excuse me, may I help you sir?
1225	01:12:09,959	01:12:11,001	You're the manager?	You're the manager?
1226	01:12:11,709	01:12:13,716	This jerk gave me a rotten chicken.	This jerk gave me a rotten chicken.
1227	01:12:13,751	01:12:14,959	I want my money back and I want it now!	I want my money back and I want it now!
1228	01:12:14,994	01:12:16,667	- You prepare it, okay? - I'm sorry.	- You prepare it, okay? - I'm sorry.
1229	01:12:17,376	01:12:18,542	I'm sorry.	I'm sorry.
1230	01:12:18,577	01:12:19,674	Sorry, sir...	Sorry, sir...
1231	01:12:19,709	01:12:20,896	Did you call him white devil?	Did you call him white devil?
1232	01:12:20,931	01:12:22,784	- But he called me Chinese pig! - Just answer me...	- But he called me Chinese pig! - Just answer me...
1233	01:12:22,834	01:12:25,251	- ...did you call him white devil? - Yes!	- ...did you call him white devil? - Yes!
1234	01:12:25,417	01:12:26,709	You're fired!	You're fired!
1235	01:12:27,834	01:12:28,591	What does "fired" mean?	What does "fired" mean?
1236	01:12:28,626	01:12:33,084	You're fired! Return your uniform!	You're fired! Return your uniform!
1237	01:12:33,334	01:12:35,559	Okay, I'll go! I can't take this anymore!	Okay, I'll go! I can't take this anymore!
1238	01:12:35,681	01:12:37,084	You're inhuman! I quit!	You're inhuman! I quit!
1239	01:12:37,119	01:12:38,376	Go away!	Go away!
1240	01:12:42,459	01:12:43,209	Honey!	Honey!
1241	01:12:48,084	01:12:49,813	Did you know Squid left Danny's?	Did you know Squid left Danny's?
1242	01:12:49,848	01:12:51,382	I don't. I am not surprised.	I don't. I am not surprised.
1243	01:12:51,417	01:12:52,917	He's not a chicken anymore!	He's not a chicken anymore!
1244	01:12:56,084	01:12:57,251	Let's take him back!	Let's take him back!
1245	01:12:57,751	01:12:59,417	He needs money to take care of his old mother.	He needs money to take care of his old mother.
1246	01:13:00,376	01:13:01,292	No way!	No way!
1247	01:13:03,251	01:13:07,459	Hui, you treat both your staff like shit! And me too!	Hui, you treat both your staff like shit! And me too!
1248	01:13:08,501	01:13:09,667	What are you saying?	What are you saying?
1249	01:13:10,584	01:13:12,188	Just look at this necklace!	Just look at this necklace!
1250	01:13:12,223	01:13:15,049	Exactly, look at that necklace!	Exactly, look at that necklace!
1251	01:13:15,084	01:13:17,459	Look at the inscription! The name!	Look at the inscription! The name!
1252	01:13:17,494	01:13:19,834	It was for Pan's daughter, right?	It was for Pan's daughter, right?
1253	01:13:22,042	01:13:24,959	That's why I said you treat us all the same!	That's why I said you treat us all the same!
1254	01:13:25,376	01:13:28,376	If you treat them badly, they'll treat the customers badly!	If you treat them badly, they'll treat the customers badly!
1255	01:13:28,411	01:13:30,584	So how can your business be good?	So how can your business be good?
1256	01:13:32,709	01:13:37,084	Squid...	Squid...
1257	01:13:39,376	01:13:41,001	Talk to him.	Talk to him.
1258	01:13:47,251	01:13:48,042	Talk to him.	Talk to him.
1259	01:13:51,209	01:13:52,292	What is there to say?	What is there to say?
1260	01:13:56,626	01:13:58,292	I don't know what you're thinking!	I don't know what you're thinking!
1261	01:14:00,167	01:14:00,917	Say...	Say...
1262	01:14:02,417	01:14:03,501	Say.	Say.
1263	01:14:07,209	01:14:08,042	You screwed up...	You screwed up...
1264	01:14:08,077	01:14:09,667	...so what now?	...so what now?
1265	01:14:09,702	01:14:10,834	Say!	Say!
1266	01:14:10,917	01:14:11,896	I've got nothing to say!	I've got nothing to say!
1267	01:14:11,931	01:14:13,153	Why are you here then? Huh?	Why are you here then? Huh?
1268	01:14:13,188	01:14:14,376	I want to use the toilet!	I want to use the toilet!
1269	01:14:15,792	01:14:19,375	You coward, spineless worm!	You coward, spineless worm!
1270	01:14:19,410	01:14:22,959	Boss, we're all overworked!	Boss, we're all overworked!
1271	01:14:27,209	01:14:31,001	Boss, I'm chopping ducks and busy with deliveries.	Boss, I'm chopping ducks and busy with deliveries.
1272	01:14:31,542	01:14:32,876	Man power is not enough...	Man power is not enough...
1273	01:14:36,667	01:14:40,001	Work load is too heavy for me.	Work load is too heavy for me.
1274	01:14:40,376	01:14:43,001	Doing the shopping and the accounts!	Doing the shopping and the accounts!
1275	01:14:43,036	01:14:44,417	You think I'm superman?	You think I'm superman?
1276	01:14:45,584	01:14:50,334	Yeah boss, we're all exhausted!	Yeah boss, we're all exhausted!
1277	01:14:51,417	01:14:53,501	You 3 can stop it...	You 3 can stop it...
1278	01:14:55,126	01:14:57,626	Okay, tell him to get to work!	Okay, tell him to get to work!
1279	01:14:57,661	01:14:59,709	Squid! Come out!	Squid! Come out!
1280	01:15:04,584	01:15:09,417	Boss, sorry! It took so long to do my hair!	Boss, sorry! It took so long to do my hair!
1281	01:15:09,452	01:15:11,626	Maria, Squid is back with us!	Maria, Squid is back with us!
1282	01:15:12,751	01:15:14,591	If I'd known...	If I'd known...
1283	01:15:14,626	01:15:16,626	I wouldn't have bothered!	I wouldn't have bothered!
1284	01:15:17,417	01:15:18,959	Okay, get to work! No more punk haircuts again!	Okay, get to work! No more punk haircuts again!
1285	01:15:18,994	01:15:21,501	You look like porcupines!	You look like porcupines!
1286	01:15:22,959	01:15:24,667	What a weird look!	What a weird look!
1287	01:15:27,417	01:15:28,376	A letter for you.	A letter for you.
1288	01:15:33,626	01:15:35,209	Our business is running down the toilet.	Our business is running down the toilet.
1289	01:15:36,501	01:15:37,667	It'll pick up.	It'll pick up.
1290	01:15:39,126	01:15:41,626	Talk to mom, she might...	Talk to mom, she might...
1291	01:15:42,084	01:15:43,424	Forget your mom...	Forget your mom...
1292	01:15:43,459	01:15:45,876	She sells fur, I sell ducks.	She sells fur, I sell ducks.
1293	01:15:45,911	01:15:48,001	I'll sort it out!	I'll sort it out!
1294	01:15:48,036	01:15:49,334	Go to sleep.	Go to sleep.
1295	01:16:02,417	01:16:05,459	Delicious BBQ duck!	Delicious BBQ duck!
1296	01:16:05,917	01:16:08,334	Dinner time.	Dinner time.
1297	01:16:08,584	01:16:09,882	Cheers!	Cheers!
1298	01:16:09,917	01:16:11,209	Welcome back, Squid!	Welcome back, Squid!
1299	01:16:11,459	01:16:14,251	Cheers!	Cheers!
1300	01:16:20,334	01:16:23,334	With you here, we'll beat Danny's!	With you here, we'll beat Danny's!
1301	01:16:26,834	01:16:27,834	Squid eat up, it may be your last chance.	Squid eat up, it may be your last chance.
1302	01:16:27,869	01:16:31,001	Squid...	Squid...
1303	01:16:33,834	01:16:36,876	Why is our business so bad?	Why is our business so bad?
1304	01:16:39,917	01:16:41,126	Here are 3 letters.	Here are 3 letters.
1305	01:16:41,917	01:16:45,709	One's from the government. They're closing us down!	One's from the government. They're closing us down!
1306	01:16:47,167	01:16:49,959	This is from the Tax Department. Demanding 7 years' tax!	This is from the Tax Department. Demanding 7 years' tax!
1307	01:16:49,994	01:16:52,084	7 years! Where will I get the money?	7 years! Where will I get the money?
1308	01:16:53,084	01:16:55,049	The last one is from my uncle.	The last one is from my uncle.
1309	01:16:55,084	01:16:57,126	My uncle is interested to buy out this store.	My uncle is interested to buy out this store.
1310	01:16:57,834	01:17:00,757	So here is the solution.	So here is the solution.
1311	01:17:00,792	01:17:03,917	I'll sell the store to Uncle and pay my tax.	I'll sell the store to Uncle and pay my tax.
1312	01:17:03,952	01:17:05,726	So, no more BBQ ducks!	So, no more BBQ ducks!
1313	01:17:05,761	01:17:08,151	He's drunk, ignore him.	He's drunk, ignore him.
1314	01:17:08,186	01:17:10,542	My ducks aren't so bad...	My ducks aren't so bad...
1315	01:17:11,167	01:17:12,792	Why is our business so bad? Tell me!	Why is our business so bad? Tell me!
1316	01:17:31,542	01:17:32,834	I want to see Hui!	I want to see Hui!
1317	01:17:33,334	01:17:34,417	Boss!	Boss!
1318	01:17:38,417	01:17:39,216	What do you want?	What do you want?
1319	01:17:39,251	01:17:41,917	Here's $900,000. I want to buy out your shop!	Here's $900,000. I want to buy out your shop!
1320	01:17:43,042	01:17:44,501	Move out before the 8th of the month.	Move out before the 8th of the month.
1321	01:17:45,917	01:17:48,126	Sort out the paperwork with Raymond.	Sort out the paperwork with Raymond.
1322	01:17:48,751	01:17:53,251	...then you can cash the cheque tomorrow!	...then you can cash the cheque tomorrow!
1323	01:17:56,209	01:17:58,334	Can you guess what my answer is?	Can you guess what my answer is?
1324	01:17:58,369	01:17:59,455	What?	What?
1325	01:17:59,490	01:18:00,542	Go away!	Go away!
1326	01:18:11,751	01:18:16,501	Maria, forget what you owe me!	Maria, forget what you owe me!
1327	01:18:19,751	01:18:21,938	Squid, go visit your mom sometimes.	Squid, go visit your mom sometimes.
1328	01:18:21,973	01:18:24,126	She called and said she misses you.	She called and said she misses you.
1329	01:18:24,959	01:18:26,709	Chimp, come here!	Chimp, come here!
1330	01:18:28,251	01:18:30,959	You have always wanted my recipe, right?	You have always wanted my recipe, right?
1331	01:18:30,994	01:18:33,251	Look in the pockets.	Look in the pockets.
1332	01:18:35,126	01:18:36,751	You have learnt everything- Except that!	You have learnt everything- Except that!
1333	01:18:36,786	01:18:38,251	Now you have it, you'll be great!	Now you have it, you'll be great!
1334	01:18:39,667	01:18:42,001	Remember, never add corn starch!	Remember, never add corn starch!
1335	01:18:44,751	01:18:46,341	You don't have to look so sad!	You don't have to look so sad!
1336	01:18:46,376	01:18:49,542	I will ask my Uncle to keep you guys on the pay-roll!	I will ask my Uncle to keep you guys on the pay-roll!
1337	01:18:49,577	01:18:51,841	So don't worry!	So don't worry!
1338	01:18:51,876	01:18:54,667	No problem!... Don't cry...	No problem!... Don't cry...
1339	01:18:55,626	01:18:57,292	I said don't cry, be a man!	I said don't cry, be a man!
1340	01:18:57,327	01:18:58,626	Honey, honey!	Honey, honey!
1341	01:18:59,042	01:19:00,167	Come upstairs, we need to talk!	Come upstairs, we need to talk!
1342	01:19:01,584	01:19:04,209	I arranged to meet mom.	I arranged to meet mom.
1343	01:19:04,542	01:19:05,632	Why?	Why?
1344	01:19:05,667	01:19:07,626	We'll talk to her at the hotel!	We'll talk to her at the hotel!
1345	01:19:08,709	01:19:12,146	What for? It's all been said and done.	What for? It's all been said and done.
1346	01:19:12,181	01:19:15,111	She'll say "Compromise, advertise"...	She'll say "Compromise, advertise"...
1347	01:19:15,146	01:19:18,042	My many years of experience is useless.	My many years of experience is useless.
1348	01:19:18,077	01:19:20,084	Your Mom will help us?	Your Mom will help us?
1349	01:19:20,292	01:19:23,375	Listen to her, try to change!	Listen to her, try to change!
1350	01:19:23,410	01:19:26,459	I've changed! I even sang a song!	I've changed! I even sang a song!
1351	01:19:26,494	01:19:27,709	But it didn't help!	But it didn't help!
1352	01:19:28,042	01:19:30,084	I don't understand why customers have come to prefer 'frozen' chicken?	I don't understand why customers have come to prefer 'frozen' chicken?
1353	01:19:30,119	01:19:32,876	...and rats suddenly drop down from the skies?	...and rats suddenly drop down from the skies?
1354	01:19:33,584	01:19:34,834	Go and talk to him!	Go and talk to him!
1355	01:19:34,869	01:19:36,084	I'm not his son...	I'm not his son...
1356	01:19:36,119	01:19:37,084	You go!	You go!
1357	01:19:38,001	01:19:40,146	So? What then? Mom's waiting!	So? What then? Mom's waiting!
1358	01:19:40,181	01:19:42,257	She offers to pay for renovation.	She offers to pay for renovation.
1359	01:19:42,292	01:19:44,917	There's one word I'm sick and tired of...	There's one word I'm sick and tired of...
1360	01:19:45,001	01:19:49,132	That's "mom"!	That's "mom"!
1361	01:19:49,167	01:19:50,563	You know she despises me.	You know she despises me.
1362	01:19:50,598	01:19:51,924	I don't want her money!	I don't want her money!
1363	01:19:51,959	01:19:54,292	What choice do we have? Close down your life's work?	What choice do we have? Close down your life's work?
1364	01:19:54,327	01:19:55,684	I'll get a job in a restaurant.	I'll get a job in a restaurant.
1365	01:19:55,719	01:19:57,042	I think I can earn a good salary.	I think I can earn a good salary.
1366	01:19:57,959	01:20:01,584	Hui, you'd rather work for someone else?	Hui, you'd rather work for someone else?
1367	01:20:01,619	01:20:02,924	I'm flexible.	I'm flexible.
1368	01:20:02,959	01:20:04,876	Remember Lamma Island is as good as Long Island!	Remember Lamma Island is as good as Long Island!
1369	01:20:04,911	01:20:06,876	They both have fish, don't they?	They both have fish, don't they?
1370	01:20:06,911	01:20:08,309	- Are you coming? - No!	- Are you coming? - No!
1371	01:20:08,501	01:20:10,001	Are you coming with me? Or not?	Are you coming with me? Or not?
1372	01:20:10,036	01:20:10,751	No!	No!
1373	01:20:12,501	01:20:13,501	I'll go without you!	I'll go without you!
1374	01:20:14,667	01:20:15,542	I don't care!	I don't care!
1375	01:20:17,126	01:20:18,251	I'm not coming home tonight!	I'm not coming home tonight!
1376	01:20:18,286	01:20:19,376	So I can have the whole bed!	So I can have the whole bed!
1377	01:20:21,626	01:20:24,501	Honey, wait! The hotel's too cold!	Honey, wait! The hotel's too cold!
1378	01:20:24,536	01:20:27,126	The towels are dirty!	The towels are dirty!
1379	01:20:28,667	01:20:29,501	What are you looking at?	What are you looking at?
1380	01:21:02,959	01:21:05,500	I told you Hui's no good.	I told you Hui's no good.
1381	01:21:05,535	01:21:08,007	He hasn't even called!	He hasn't even called!
1382	01:21:08,042	01:21:10,959	He can't last a day without me!	He can't last a day without me!
1383	01:21:10,994	01:21:12,167	He'll call today.	He'll call today.
1384	01:21:15,751	01:21:16,917	Hello...	Hello...
1385	01:21:17,209	01:21:19,876	Mom? This is Hui, have you drank...	Mom? This is Hui, have you drank...
1386	01:21:19,911	01:21:21,001	I mean... Eaten today?	I mean... Eaten today?
1387	01:21:24,042	01:21:25,376	I'll be there.	I'll be there.
1388	01:21:27,417	01:21:28,257	What did he say?	What did he say?
1389	01:21:28,292	01:21:30,334	He asked me out for lunch!	He asked me out for lunch!
1390	01:21:43,751	01:21:45,334	Mom...	Mom...
1391	01:21:48,126	01:21:49,549	She never liked you...	She never liked you...
1392	01:21:49,584	01:21:51,584	Now you're begging her for money...	Now you're begging her for money...
1393	01:21:51,619	01:21:53,601	Not really... She wants to invest...	Not really... She wants to invest...
1394	01:21:53,636	01:21:55,584	She asked me... that's okay, I guess...	She asked me... that's okay, I guess...
1395	01:21:55,709	01:21:57,792	Admit it... You're just a scum!	Admit it... You're just a scum!
1396	01:22:03,834	01:22:05,251	Only a monkey begs for money...	Only a monkey begs for money...
1397	01:22:05,501	01:22:06,417	Hui!	Hui!
1398	01:22:08,167	01:22:09,959	The coffee Shop's there!	The coffee Shop's there!
1399	01:22:14,042	01:22:16,376	It's nice here, come on.	It's nice here, come on.
1400	01:22:18,709	01:22:21,959	The orange juice is fresh!	The orange juice is fresh!
1401	01:22:27,876	01:22:29,751	The napkins are clean, aren't they?	The napkins are clean, aren't they?
1402	01:22:31,917	01:22:33,292	Mom...	Mom...
1403	01:22:35,584	01:22:37,001	Would you like me to invest?	Would you like me to invest?
1404	01:22:39,334	01:22:40,126	Yes!	Yes!
1405	01:22:45,667	01:22:46,626	It's for me!	It's for me!
1406	01:22:46,959	01:22:47,876	Turn it off!	Turn it off!
1407	01:22:51,584	01:22:53,855	That Hui is a fool!	That Hui is a fool!
1408	01:22:53,890	01:22:56,126	Still won't give up!	Still won't give up!
1409	01:22:56,584	01:22:58,584	They've got no chance!	They've got no chance!
1410	01:22:59,042	01:23:02,459	They'll close down in 3 days!	They'll close down in 3 days!
1411	01:23:13,251	01:23:14,459	Come in, interview is inside.	Come in, interview is inside.
1412	01:23:46,417	01:23:48,167	Clean it up, over here.	Clean it up, over here.
1413	01:23:48,459	01:23:48,980	Mind your feet!	Mind your feet!
1414	01:23:49,015	01:23:49,883	Over there too!	Over there too!
1415	01:23:49,918	01:23:50,855	Mind your feet!	Mind your feet!
1416	01:23:50,890	01:23:51,792	You need a shave.	You need a shave.
1417	01:23:51,876	01:23:53,542	Try some acne cream!	Try some acne cream!
1418	01:23:54,834	01:23:56,209	Brush your teeth, your mouth stinks!	Brush your teeth, your mouth stinks!
1419	01:23:56,417	01:23:57,167	What's so funny?	What's so funny?
1420	01:23:57,417	01:23:58,959	Give up smoking, your teeth are yellow!	Give up smoking, your teeth are yellow!
1421	01:23:59,626	01:24:02,042	No smoking during work hours.	No smoking during work hours.
1422	01:24:02,584	01:24:05,584	Wash your hands after using the toilet.	Wash your hands after using the toilet.
1423	01:24:11,167	01:24:12,188	- Alan! - What?	- Alan! - What?
1424	01:24:12,209	01:24:13,424	You know, a friend of mine...	You know, a friend of mine...
1425	01:24:13,459	01:24:16,209	He had a throat operation last year...	He had a throat operation last year...
1426	01:24:16,251	01:24:17,292	So he couldn't eat with his mouth.	So he couldn't eat with his mouth.
1427	01:24:17,327	01:24:18,751	How awful!	How awful!
1428	01:24:19,417	01:24:21,007	The doctor told him...	The doctor told him...
1429	01:24:21,042	01:24:23,917	...he'd have to eat through his asshole!	...he'd have to eat through his asshole!
1430	01:24:23,952	01:24:24,924	You are kidding?	You are kidding?
1431	01:24:24,959	01:24:26,584	So he went home and practiced.	So he went home and practiced.
1432	01:24:27,501	01:24:29,459	6 months later, he went to see the doctor...	6 months later, he went to see the doctor...
1433	01:24:29,494	01:24:30,299	The doctor said...	The doctor said...
1434	01:24:30,334	01:24:32,626	'how are you getting along?'	'how are you getting along?'
1435	01:24:32,834	01:24:38,501	He said, 'great! I eat better than before!'	He said, 'great! I eat better than before!'
1436	01:24:38,959	01:24:41,042	The doctor said, 'congratulations!'	The doctor said, 'congratulations!'
1437	01:24:42,167	01:24:46,542	...and then asked, 'Why do you keep shaking?'	...and then asked, 'Why do you keep shaking?'
1438	01:24:47,126	01:24:49,876	He answered, 'Well, I'm Chewing gum!'	He answered, 'Well, I'm Chewing gum!'
1439	01:24:56,834	01:24:59,251	Alan, if I ever catch your asshole chewing gum...	Alan, if I ever catch your asshole chewing gum...
1440	01:24:59,286	01:25:00,917	I' II block it up, okay?	I' II block it up, okay?
1441	01:25:01,417	01:25:03,875	Remember, Customers are always right.	Remember, Customers are always right.
1442	01:25:03,910	01:25:06,334	Even when they are being unreasonable.	Even when they are being unreasonable.
1443	01:25:06,369	01:25:08,292	Maria, come out and demonstrate!	Maria, come out and demonstrate!
1444	01:25:09,084	01:25:11,376	Come on, You're brave!	Come on, You're brave!
1445	01:25:12,292	01:25:13,424	Be tolerant!	Be tolerant!
1446	01:25:13,459	01:25:15,792	I'll show you how.	I'll show you how.
1447	01:25:15,827	01:25:18,091	I hate your face!	I hate your face!
1448	01:25:18,126	01:25:19,501	You stupid fool, idiot!	You stupid fool, idiot!
1449	01:25:19,542	01:25:20,834	Good!	Good!
1450	01:25:20,959	01:25:23,667	It's only a demonstration, you don't have to beat me!	It's only a demonstration, you don't have to beat me!
1451	01:25:24,376	01:25:26,834	Stop it!	Stop it!
1452	01:25:37,459	01:25:39,834	We have our own regulations.	We have our own regulations.
1453	01:25:39,869	01:25:42,174	Each place has its own rules...	Each place has its own rules...
1454	01:25:42,209	01:25:43,626	If you reveal our recipe to outsiders...	If you reveal our recipe to outsiders...
1455	01:25:43,661	01:25:46,132	You will be cursed!	You will be cursed!
1456	01:25:46,167	01:25:48,757	And die bleeding on the streets!	And die bleeding on the streets!
1457	01:25:48,792	01:25:51,126	Your children will lose their souls...	Your children will lose their souls...
1458	01:25:51,161	01:25:54,331	...and your bloodline will cease!	...and your bloodline will cease!
1459	01:25:54,366	01:25:57,501	With our blood we take an oath!	With our blood we take an oath!
1460	01:25:57,917	01:25:59,167	Is this the Triad Society?	Is this the Triad Society?
1461	01:25:59,202	01:26:00,417	Or some religious cult?	Or some religious cult?
1462	01:26:03,084	01:26:04,292	Don't worry. Nobody's getting hurt.	Don't worry. Nobody's getting hurt.
1463	01:26:04,327	01:26:06,209	This is duck blood.	This is duck blood.
1464	01:26:06,959	01:26:08,042	Let's drink it!	Let's drink it!
1465	01:26:36,876	01:26:39,876	Go and give out these pamphlets!	Go and give out these pamphlets!
1466	01:26:46,792	01:26:48,417	Hui, congratulations!	Hui, congratulations!
1467	01:26:48,452	01:26:50,042	I'm going for lunch!	I'm going for lunch!
1468	01:26:50,334	01:26:51,917	I've reserved a place for you!	I've reserved a place for you!
1469	01:26:54,251	01:26:55,876	Free soup with our set lunch!	Free soup with our set lunch!
1470	01:26:56,209	01:26:57,424	It's an interesting menu!	It's an interesting menu!
1471	01:26:57,459	01:26:59,667	Fried duck, BBQ duck, Broiled duck...	Fried duck, BBQ duck, Broiled duck...
1472	01:26:59,702	01:27:03,209	...steam duck, honey glazed duck...	...steam duck, honey glazed duck...
1473	01:27:03,244	01:27:04,257	But I like chicken!	But I like chicken!
1474	01:27:04,292	01:27:06,209	We also serve all kinds of chicken!	We also serve all kinds of chicken!
1475	01:27:10,834	01:27:12,959	Hui's chicken isn't bad either!	Hui's chicken isn't bad either!
1476	01:27:12,994	01:27:15,084	Idiot! They had you fooled!	Idiot! They had you fooled!
1477	01:27:16,001	01:27:17,459	The chicken doesn't taste good...	The chicken doesn't taste good...
1478	01:27:17,917	01:27:20,001	It's their packaging!	It's their packaging!
1479	01:27:20,036	01:27:21,459	They've learnt!	They've learnt!
1480	01:27:23,584	01:27:24,667	We'll sell BBQ ducks! Tomorrow!	We'll sell BBQ ducks! Tomorrow!
1481	01:27:25,501	01:27:27,292	But Boss, we don't know how to roast ducks!	But Boss, we don't know how to roast ducks!
1482	01:27:27,327	01:27:29,084	We don't need to know. The computer knows.	We don't need to know. The computer knows.
1483	01:27:49,834	01:27:51,251	Refund!	Refund!
1484	01:27:52,459	01:27:54,001	What's going on?	What's going on?
1485	01:27:54,626	01:27:56,299	Maybe our ducks don't taste good?	Maybe our ducks don't taste good?
1486	01:27:56,334	01:27:58,542	Idiot! I don't want to hear a problem.	Idiot! I don't want to hear a problem.
1487	01:27:58,577	01:27:59,751	I want to hear solutions.	I want to hear solutions.
1488	01:28:08,959	01:28:11,792	Dad, Mom, I'm going to do my homework!	Dad, Mom, I'm going to do my homework!
1489	01:28:27,209	01:28:28,792	Work on your Maths!	Work on your Maths!
1490	01:28:30,792	01:28:32,626	Calm down, have a plate of vegetables!	Calm down, have a plate of vegetables!
1491	01:28:34,209	01:28:37,417	Sister! You're back! Chinese food's better, right?	Sister! You're back! Chinese food's better, right?
1492	01:28:37,584	01:28:39,667	Plain noodles, no lard please.	Plain noodles, no lard please.
1493	01:28:39,702	01:28:40,459	Good choice!	Good choice!
1494	01:28:49,084	01:28:53,292	Idiot! If business is slow, cut down some staff costs!	Idiot! If business is slow, cut down some staff costs!
1495	01:28:53,327	01:28:54,792	I already have!	I already have!
1496	01:28:55,959	01:28:57,584	Use part-time. Cut costs.	Use part-time. Cut costs.
1497	01:28:59,417	01:29:00,751	Yeah Boss, how about we hire illegal immigrants...	Yeah Boss, how about we hire illegal immigrants...
1498	01:29:00,786	01:29:03,501	...and then we report to the police on pay day?	...and then we report to the police on pay day?
1499	01:29:04,751	01:29:07,459	What if we get caught?	What if we get caught?
1500	01:29:09,667	01:29:12,459	I want you to work as cashier after 5pm!	I want you to work as cashier after 5pm!
1501	01:29:13,709	01:29:14,591	Hello All! Your bonus!	Hello All! Your bonus!
1502	01:29:14,626	01:29:17,042	One each, it'll bring you good luck...	One each, it'll bring you good luck...
1503	01:29:17,077	01:29:19,601	Inside is your share of the profits.	Inside is your share of the profits.
1504	01:29:19,636	01:29:22,126	We are now officially a limited company.	We are now officially a limited company.
1505	01:29:22,161	01:29:24,042	And you all have shares in it.	And you all have shares in it.
1506	01:29:24,917	01:29:27,084	Shares? You mean hair?	Shares? You mean hair?
1507	01:29:27,119	01:29:28,417	No, he said air!	No, he said air!
1508	01:29:28,542	01:29:31,626	Come on, don't try and con us again!	Come on, don't try and con us again!
1509	01:29:31,661	01:29:33,501	I really mean it.	I really mean it.
1510	01:29:34,584	01:29:35,876	This is cute!	This is cute!
1511	01:29:37,126	01:29:39,792	I'm on my way to shoot our ad.!	I'm on my way to shoot our ad.!
1512	01:29:40,334	01:29:42,959	Advertising brings profits, right?	Advertising brings profits, right?
1513	01:29:42,994	01:29:44,126	Right!	Right!
1514	01:29:45,376	01:29:48,084	Get me those two things.	Get me those two things.
1515	01:29:53,542	01:29:55,042	You know what to do.	You know what to do.
1516	01:29:56,001	01:29:57,834	Hire 2 kids to take care of business.	Hire 2 kids to take care of business.
1517	01:29:57,869	01:29:58,751	Idiot!	Idiot!
1518	01:29:59,834	01:30:01,132	They'll set the fire.	They'll set the fire.
1519	01:30:01,167	01:30:03,376	What If they blackmail us?	What If they blackmail us?
1520	01:30:04,334	01:30:06,042	You mean I do it?	You mean I do it?
1521	01:30:07,167	01:30:09,507	You just volunteered!	You just volunteered!
1522	01:30:09,542	01:30:12,417	I was just talking to the sign!	I was just talking to the sign!
1523	01:30:12,452	01:30:13,542	Well, carry on talking!	Well, carry on talking!
1524	01:30:14,251	01:30:16,459	When will you do it? I'll book my ticket.	When will you do it? I'll book my ticket.
1525	01:30:16,494	01:30:18,049	You'll go to Macau.	You'll go to Macau.
1526	01:30:18,084	01:30:19,466	So you'll have an alibi.	So you'll have an alibi.
1527	01:30:19,501	01:30:21,167	It'll have nothing to do with you, right?	It'll have nothing to do with you, right?
1528	01:30:26,542	01:30:28,167	Honey, do you know what day it is?	Honey, do you know what day it is?
1529	01:30:28,202	01:30:29,167	Today?	Today?
1530	01:30:29,751	01:30:31,584	Our wedding anniversary!	Our wedding anniversary!
1531	01:30:33,792	01:30:34,716	Exactly!	Exactly!
1532	01:30:34,751	01:30:36,001	This is the best oven...	This is the best oven...
1533	01:30:36,036	01:30:37,251	I've checked it out.	I've checked it out.
1534	01:30:37,917	01:30:39,174	What do you think, Mom?	What do you think, Mom?
1535	01:30:39,209	01:30:40,626	Isn't your anniversary next month...	Isn't your anniversary next month...
1536	01:30:40,709	01:30:42,959	Shh! Let's cut cake!	Shh! Let's cut cake!
1537	01:30:45,376	01:30:47,126	First, you light the rags.	First, you light the rags.
1538	01:30:53,667	01:30:56,376	It's a criminal offence, I might get caught!	It's a criminal offence, I might get caught!
1539	01:30:57,709	01:30:59,126	I'll watch out for your family.	I'll watch out for your family.
1540	01:30:59,459	01:31:01,042	Just "watch" out?	Just "watch" out?
1541	01:31:03,126	01:31:04,334	I want $500,000!	I want $500,000!
1542	01:31:04,369	01:31:05,376	Idiot!	Idiot!
1543	01:31:05,709	01:31:07,174	I need $500,000!	I need $500,000!
1544	01:31:07,209	01:31:10,376	Raymond, where's your integrity?	Raymond, where's your integrity?
1545	01:31:10,876	01:31:13,001	A year ago, you were just a poor teacher.	A year ago, you were just a poor teacher.
1546	01:31:13,036	01:31:15,841	I paid for your training in Japan.	I paid for your training in Japan.
1547	01:31:15,876	01:31:18,063	And I gave you a new life as a manager here.	And I gave you a new life as a manager here.
1548	01:31:18,098	01:31:20,251	You would have struggled and starved to death.	You would have struggled and starved to death.
1549	01:31:20,626	01:31:23,417	I won't do it unless you give me $500,000!	I won't do it unless you give me $500,000!
1550	01:31:23,452	01:31:25,792	Write me a cheque! Now.	Write me a cheque! Now.
1551	01:31:25,876	01:31:27,001	Are you crazy?	Are you crazy?
1552	01:31:27,084	01:31:28,167	Pay me and I'll do it!	Pay me and I'll do it!
1553	01:31:28,202	01:31:29,251	You're ruining my suit!	You're ruining my suit!
1554	01:31:31,917	01:31:33,626	I've got one more demand!	I've got one more demand!
1555	01:31:34,126	01:31:35,834	Stop calling me "Idiot"!	Stop calling me "Idiot"!
1556	01:31:36,876	01:31:39,334	I'm not a dog!	I'm not a dog!
1557	01:31:40,376	01:31:41,976	- How much do I pay you a month? - Thirty-eight Thousand.	- How much do I pay you a month? - Thirty-eight Thousand.
1558	01:31:42,042	01:31:45,209	Then you're a dog, a useless dog!	Then you're a dog, a useless dog!
1559	01:31:46,251	01:31:48,216	See, a dog guards his home.	See, a dog guards his home.
1560	01:31:48,251	01:31:50,209	You can't even guard my business!	You can't even guard my business!
1561	01:31:56,084	01:31:58,001	Alright, just forget it!	Alright, just forget it!
1562	01:31:59,542	01:32:02,417	I just need an insurance for my family!	I just need an insurance for my family!
1563	01:32:04,376	01:32:06,292	I'll do it if you pay me!	I'll do it if you pay me!
1564	01:32:08,667	01:32:11,292	Mr. Poon, I just want money!	Mr. Poon, I just want money!
1565	01:32:11,709	01:32:16,001	I've made you a fortune, just give me some!	I've made you a fortune, just give me some!
1566	01:32:17,209	01:32:18,167	Help!	Help!
1567	01:32:23,209	01:32:25,209	Danny's is on fire!	Danny's is on fire!
1568	01:32:25,792	01:32:26,917	Fire!	Fire!
1569	01:32:35,709	01:32:37,376	There's a fire!	There's a fire!
1570	01:32:37,584	01:32:39,292	Is there anybody inside?	Is there anybody inside?
1571	01:32:39,327	01:32:40,007	Help!	Help!
1572	01:32:40,042	01:32:42,626	Somebody's inside!	Somebody's inside!
1573	01:32:42,792	01:32:45,042	Where's the fire hydrant? Find a hose!	Where's the fire hydrant? Find a hose!
1574	01:32:45,077	01:32:47,292	There's a construction site, quick!	There's a construction site, quick!
1575	01:32:47,876	01:32:49,417	Pull out the pipe!	Pull out the pipe!
1576	01:32:49,584	01:32:51,292	Boss, I don't know how to turn it on!	Boss, I don't know how to turn it on!
1577	01:32:51,327	01:32:53,001	Well, just pour some water all over me!	Well, just pour some water all over me!
1578	01:32:53,036	01:32:53,792	What are you doing?	What are you doing?
1579	01:32:53,827	01:32:55,759	- I'm going in! - Don't!	- I'm going in! - Don't!
1580	01:32:56,292	01:32:58,209	Do it, or you're fired!	Do it, or you're fired!
1581	01:33:00,584	01:33:02,501	An oxygen tank, perfect!	An oxygen tank, perfect!
1582	01:33:05,251	01:33:06,417	Call the police!	Call the police!
1583	01:33:45,251	01:33:46,251	Honey!	Honey!
1584	01:33:57,084	01:33:58,751	Hurry, find a hose pipe...	Hurry, find a hose pipe...
1585	01:34:06,709	01:34:10,792	Breathe in, get up together, follow me.	Breathe in, get up together, follow me.
1586	01:34:12,126	01:34:13,292	Give it to me!	Give it to me!
1587	01:34:18,459	01:34:19,376	Honey...	Honey...
1588	01:34:25,084	01:34:26,709	Are you okay?	Are you okay?
1589	01:34:27,209	01:34:28,334	I almost got killed by the water!	I almost got killed by the water!
1590	01:34:29,376	01:34:30,084	What's up?	What's up?
1591	01:34:30,667	01:34:32,751	Move, let's take a picture...	Move, let's take a picture...
1592	01:34:32,959	01:34:34,667	Move, let us through...	Move, let us through...
1593	01:34:36,459	01:34:38,341	Give me a job!	Give me a job!
1594	01:34:38,376	01:34:39,834	Sir, I'm cheap and work hard...	Sir, I'm cheap and work hard...
1595	01:34:39,917	01:34:41,292	Sure, sure I'll employ you!	Sure, sure I'll employ you!
1596	01:34:43,834	01:34:46,751	I'll be back to get you!	I'll be back to get you!
1597	01:34:46,786	01:34:48,101	I'll be waiting!	I'll be waiting!
1598	01:34:48,136	01:34:50,017	- Honey, are you okay? - I'm okay!	- Honey, are you okay? - I'm okay!
1599	01:34:50,042	01:34:52,209	Look in the camera, over here please!	Look in the camera, over here please!
1600	01:34:56,376	01:34:59,782	- Good. - This is for you to eat on the plane!	- Good. - This is for you to eat on the plane!
1601	01:34:59,911	01:35:01,466	Thanks!	Thanks!
1602	01:35:01,501	01:35:02,876	Mom, stay for 2 more months!	Mom, stay for 2 more months!
1603	01:35:02,911	01:35:04,251	I don't want to be a pain!	I don't want to be a pain!
1604	01:35:04,286	01:35:05,216	Don't say that!	Don't say that!
1605	01:35:05,251	01:35:07,730	Just send my profits to my accountant.	Just send my profits to my accountant.
1606	01:35:07,765	01:35:10,209	Don't just always think of your business.	Don't just always think of your business.
1607	01:35:10,244	01:35:11,882	Take good care of my daughter!	Take good care of my daughter!
1608	01:35:11,917	01:35:13,417	Of course, won't let her out of my sight!	Of course, won't let her out of my sight!
1609	01:35:14,084	01:35:15,549	My daughter was right.	My daughter was right.
1610	01:35:15,584	01:35:17,042	You're not so bad after all.	You're not so bad after all.
1611	01:35:18,459	01:35:19,167	Bye!	Bye!
1612	01:35:19,834	01:35:20,626	Bye!	Bye!
1613	01:35:28,917	01:35:31,625	Dad, I've decided to change my study subject.	Dad, I've decided to change my study subject.
1614	01:35:31,660	01:35:34,334	I'm going to study business administration!	I'm going to study business administration!
1615	01:35:35,001	01:35:36,132	Business administration?	Business administration?
1616	01:35:36,167	01:35:38,584	It's about managing and growing a business.	It's about managing and growing a business.
1617	01:35:38,619	01:35:41,001	I'll make our shop an international franchise!	I'll make our shop an international franchise!
1618	01:35:41,036	01:35:41,959	What do you think?	What do you think?
1619	01:35:42,376	01:35:43,876	That's my boy. Better than being a barber!	That's my boy. Better than being a barber!
1620	01:35:43,911	01:35:45,757	He changes his mind every month!	He changes his mind every month!
1621	01:35:45,792	01:35:47,501	No way, this will last at least 2 months!	No way, this will last at least 2 months!
1622	01:35:48,209	01:35:49,584	Then we'll talk again in 2 months!	Then we'll talk again in 2 months!
1623	01:35:49,619	01:35:51,126	Boss, the reporters are here!	Boss, the reporters are here!
1624	01:35:51,161	01:35:51,917	Come in.	Come in.
1625	01:35:54,001	01:35:55,799	Sir, how's the food?	Sir, how's the food?
1626	01:35:55,834	01:35:58,209	Yes, food's better and the place is nice!	Yes, food's better and the place is nice!
1627	01:36:00,167	01:36:01,959	Can I smoke?	Can I smoke?
1628	01:36:03,709	01:36:04,917	Can I fart?	Can I fart?
1629	01:36:09,209	01:36:11,917	My dear! Wait, you mustn't eat duck with chopsticks!	My dear! Wait, you mustn't eat duck with chopsticks!
1630	01:36:11,952	01:36:13,709	It'll feel pain, and spoil the taste.	It'll feel pain, and spoil the taste.
1631	01:36:13,744	01:36:14,834	Put it down.	Put it down.
1632	01:36:15,292	01:36:17,063	You must treat it lovingly...	You must treat it lovingly...
1633	01:36:17,098	01:36:18,695	...intimately. With passion.	...intimately. With passion.
1634	01:36:18,730	01:36:20,257	Before you eat it, you say:	Before you eat it, you say:
1635	01:36:20,292	01:36:24,542	"Dear duck leg, I'm coming to eat you!"	"Dear duck leg, I'm coming to eat you!"
1636	01:36:24,577	01:36:28,792	Now, tenderly pick it up, and bite gently.	Now, tenderly pick it up, and bite gently.
1637	01:36:29,834	01:36:31,459	It'll taste different, Try it!	It'll taste different, Try it!
1638	01:36:31,494	01:36:33,266	- Are you sure? - Of course, try it.	- Are you sure? - Of course, try it.
1639	01:36:34,001	01:36:35,042	Crazy!	Crazy!
1640	01:36:42,792	01:36:44,549	Dear duck leg...	Dear duck leg...
1641	01:36:44,584	01:36:46,251	I'm coming to eat you!	I'm coming to eat you!
1642	01:36:50,292	01:36:52,167	Mr Hui, even the nuns eat at your place.	Mr Hui, even the nuns eat at your place.
1643	01:36:52,876	01:36:54,751	Oh, she's my best customer! A loyalist.	Oh, she's my best customer! A loyalist.
1644	01:36:54,917	01:36:56,667	Pan, free vegetables for our Sister, on the house!	Pan, free vegetables for our Sister, on the house!
1645	01:36:57,084	01:36:59,917	Mr Hui you have been awarded 'Businessman of the year'.	Mr Hui you have been awarded 'Businessman of the year'.
1646	01:36:59,952	01:37:00,834	What is your key to success?	What is your key to success?
1647	01:37:02,042	01:37:04,709	It's all about people. Your staff. Your customers.	It's all about people. Your staff. Your customers.
1648	01:37:04,744	01:37:07,501	Also, you have to change with the times...	Also, you have to change with the times...
1649	01:37:07,536	01:37:09,084	'Move, improve and groove!'	'Move, improve and groove!'
1650	01:37:13,501	01:37:15,834	Stop chewing gum.	Stop chewing gum.
1651	01:37:18,417	01:37:21,876	The future is bright.	The future is bright.