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1 00:00:48,565 00:00:49,565 Hey! Hey!
2 00:01:23,566 00:01:24,566 What? What?
3 00:01:25,502 00:01:27,021 I cut my arm. I cut my arm.
4 00:01:27,937 00:01:29,537 Told you to stay in your room. Told you to stay in your room.
5 00:01:29,773 00:01:35,280 But I've been in there ever sin... - Shut up and just leave me alone. But I've been in there ever sin... - Shut up and just leave me alone.
6 00:01:43,791 00:01:46,465 That's what you get for not listening. That's what you get for not listening.
7 00:02:06,943 00:02:08,265 I'm going out. I'm going out.
8 00:02:11,181 00:02:12,234 Hey mom! Hey mom!
9 00:02:12,448 00:02:13,515 What? What?
10 00:02:13,616 00:02:15,047 You know what today is? You know what today is?
11 00:02:15,185 00:02:17,617 I don't have time for your games right now I don't have time for your games right now
12 00:02:19,656 00:02:22,588 But mom, It's a really special d... - Dammit Eli! But mom, It's a really special d... - Dammit Eli!
13 00:02:22,859 00:02:26,041 You got blood all over everything in here. You got blood all over everything in here.
14 00:02:27,072 00:02:28,808 Mom, I didn't mean t... - How many times... Mom, I didn't mean t... - How many times...
15 00:02:28,832 00:02:31,707 do I have to tell you to stay in your room? do I have to tell you to stay in your room?
16 00:02:31,824 00:02:33,988 Now stay in there here or so help me! Now stay in there here or so help me!
17 00:02:34,066 00:02:35,254 Mom, wait! Mom, wait!
18 00:03:36,199 00:03:37,324 Mom? Mom?
19 00:03:40,011 00:03:41,160 Dad! Dad!
20 00:03:42,425 00:03:45,438 What's up man? How are you doing? What's up man? How are you doing?
21 00:03:45,477 00:03:46,477 Good. Good.
22 00:03:46,542 00:03:48,927 Hey, look at you. Where's your mom at? Hey, look at you. Where's your mom at?
23 00:03:48,997 00:03:50,021 Out. Out.
24 00:03:50,079 00:03:52,810 Out. What's that mean? Where'd she go? Out. What's that mean? Where'd she go?
25 00:03:53,644 00:03:54,750 Hmm. Hmm.
26 00:03:55,792 00:03:57,296 Skank owes me money. Skank owes me money.
27 00:04:03,241 00:04:05,320 What, no booze for your old man? What, no booze for your old man?
28 00:04:05,359 00:04:06,369 Hey dad. Hey dad.
29 00:04:06,398 00:04:07,429 Hey kid. Hey kid.
30 00:04:07,530 00:04:08,827 Know what today is? Know what today is?
31 00:04:08,952 00:04:10,116 I do buddy. I do buddy.
32 00:04:13,149 00:04:14,368 It's Friday. It's Friday.
33 00:04:16,923 00:04:19,450 It's alright. I know where your mom keeps her cash. It's alright. I know where your mom keeps her cash.
34 00:04:23,284 00:04:24,388 Where is it? Where is it?
35 00:04:24,447 00:04:25,542 I, I don't know. I... I, I don't know. I...
36 00:04:25,581 00:04:26,941 Where'd she put it? - I, I don... Where'd she put it? - I, I don...
37 00:04:28,013 00:04:29,892 Don't mess with me kid. Where's the money? Don't mess with me kid. Where's the money?
38 00:04:30,130 00:04:31,333 It's, it's right here. It's, it's right here.
39 00:04:36,693 00:04:38,468 Don't lie to me boy. Where's the rest of it? Don't lie to me boy. Where's the rest of it?
40 00:04:38,528 00:04:40,302 That's all I found! - That's all you found? That's all I found! - That's all you found?
41 00:04:40,330 00:04:41,797 I swear! - You swear? I swear! - You swear?
42 00:04:43,226 00:04:44,946 No son of mine is gonna lie to me. No son of mine is gonna lie to me.
43 00:04:45,015 00:04:46,134 No! No!
44 00:04:49,639 00:04:51,346 I knew he was gonna take that money. I knew he was gonna take that money.
45 00:04:52,954 00:04:55,452 He's not usually alone for this long. He's not usually alone for this long.
46 00:04:55,511 00:04:58,063 It's not like this happens all the time. It's not like this happens all the time.
47 00:04:59,294 00:05:00,559 It was my friend's party... It was my friend's party...
48 00:05:00,616 00:05:04,063 Social worker's gonna meet you in the ER at Providence. - Okay. Social worker's gonna meet you in the ER at Providence. - Okay.
49 00:05:04,220 00:05:05,621 Is he gonna be okay? Is he gonna be okay?
50 00:05:05,646 00:05:08,750 Seems pretty tough. I think he'll be alright. Seems pretty tough. I think he'll be alright.
51 00:05:10,393 00:05:12,930 February 24th. Today is his birthday. February 24th. Today is his birthday.
52 00:05:13,747 00:05:15,348 Happy birthday, kid. Happy birthday, kid.
53 00:05:20,585 00:05:22,874 He can't go to the hospital. I don't have insurance. He can't go to the hospital. I don't have insurance.
54 00:05:51,235 00:05:53,635 You're late. - So, I'm the boss. You're late. - So, I'm the boss.
55 00:05:53,706 00:05:56,315 Well, it wasn't easy getting these seats, boss. Well, it wasn't easy getting these seats, boss.
56 00:05:56,401 00:05:58,943 Okay, so who's the target? Margaret Summerfield. Okay, so who's the target? Margaret Summerfield.
57 00:05:59,042 00:06:00,888 Summerfield. The oil Heiress. Summerfield. The oil Heiress.
58 00:06:00,950 00:06:05,200 Her portfolio lost 20 percent last year. Probably not to happy with Lavallee. Her portfolio lost 20 percent last year. Probably not to happy with Lavallee.
59 00:06:05,281 00:06:07,096 Lavallee? Seriously? Lavallee? Seriously?
60 00:06:07,181 00:06:08,794 That guy's a dinosaur. That guy's a dinosaur.
61 00:06:08,894 00:06:11,454 You know what happens to dinosaurs? They die. You know what happens to dinosaurs? They die.
62 00:06:11,554 00:06:13,932 They went extinct. - No, they died. They went extinct. - No, they died.
63 00:06:14,369 00:06:15,572 Soft spots? Soft spots?
64 00:06:15,631 00:06:19,903 Kids! - Seriously? She couldn't be into like saving the whales or something? Kids! - Seriously? She couldn't be into like saving the whales or something?
65 00:06:23,141 00:06:25,145 Ms. Summerfield, good evening. How are you? Ms. Summerfield, good evening. How are you?
66 00:06:25,172 00:06:26,180 Hello. Hello.
67 00:06:26,226 00:06:28,900 I heard Lavallee lead you astray on renewables this year. I heard Lavallee lead you astray on renewables this year.
68 00:06:28,938 00:06:33,284 Oh yes. Renewables were going to be the next internet. Oh yes. Renewables were going to be the next internet.
69 00:06:33,376 00:06:35,583 I warn my clients to stay away from them. I warn my clients to stay away from them.
70 00:06:35,645 00:06:38,683 Seems Lavallee's gotten a bit lazy. He's following fads. Seems Lavallee's gotten a bit lazy. He's following fads.
71 00:06:38,781 00:06:40,986 Mr. Matthews, I really don't think I... Mr. Matthews, I really don't think I...
72 00:06:41,033 00:06:46,730 So, um, which of tonight's charities are you involved in Ms. Summerfield? So, um, which of tonight's charities are you involved in Ms. Summerfield?
73 00:06:46,789 00:06:48,735 My church, St. Andrews, My church, St. Andrews,
74 00:06:48,891 00:06:51,502 Sponsors a summer camp for foster kids. Sponsors a summer camp for foster kids.
75 00:06:51,661 00:06:53,038 Wait, Ken. Wait, Ken.
76 00:06:53,129 00:06:55,604 Isn't that the camp you're volunteering for this summer? Isn't that the camp you're volunteering for this summer?
77 00:06:55,666 00:06:57,784 You are going to be a camp counselor? You are going to be a camp counselor?
78 00:07:00,336 00:07:03,447 Um, yeah. I am. I love kids. Um, yeah. I am. I love kids.
79 00:07:03,518 00:07:06,366 I do. And it's actually gonna be the first summer... I do. And it's actually gonna be the first summer...
80 00:07:06,391 00:07:08,302 that I'm volunteering at the camp. that I'm volunteering at the camp.
81 00:07:08,444 00:07:10,907 I just find it to be of importance... I just find it to be of importance...
82 00:07:10,938 00:07:14,868 to take time for the things in life that matter. to take time for the things in life that matter.
83 00:07:14,954 00:07:18,564 It's so nice to meet someone in this business who realizes... It's so nice to meet someone in this business who realizes...
84 00:07:18,588 00:07:21,762 that there are more important things in life than money. that there are more important things in life than money.
85 00:07:21,840 00:07:23,804 It sure is. It sure is.
86 00:07:45,438 00:07:47,602 We don't have room for another boy. We don't have room for another boy.
87 00:07:50,712 00:07:52,923 Why do you do this to me? Why do you do this to me?
88 00:08:12,149 00:08:13,351 Yeah, this is Tammie. Yeah, this is Tammie.
89 00:08:13,422 00:08:14,985 I noticed in your church bulletin... I noticed in your church bulletin...
90 00:08:15,024 00:08:17,164 that you're looking for more male counselors... that you're looking for more male counselors...
91 00:08:17,203 00:08:18,625 for camp this summer. for camp this summer.
92 00:08:18,672 00:08:21,924 My boss is really looking for a way to give back to the community. My boss is really looking for a way to give back to the community.
93 00:08:21,955 00:08:25,627 I'm hoping it's not too late. I believe his mother goes to your church. I'm hoping it's not too late. I believe his mother goes to your church.
94 00:08:25,682 00:08:28,223 Great! Yeah, um, what's his name? Great! Yeah, um, what's his name?
95 00:08:28,286 00:08:29,692 Ken Matthews. Ken Matthews.
96 00:08:30,973 00:08:32,989 She does. Beverly Matthews. She does. Beverly Matthews.
97 00:08:34,981 00:08:38,546 You know, he'd have to work with a bunch of really rough kids. You know, he'd have to work with a bunch of really rough kids.
98 00:08:38,624 00:08:41,078 Oh, he loves kids. Adores them. Oh, he loves kids. Adores them.
99 00:08:43,290 00:08:46,056 Well we will send over an application and a background check. Well we will send over an application and a background check.
100 00:08:46,111 00:08:47,481 He's already missed the training... He's already missed the training...
101 00:08:47,506 00:08:49,448 so he's gonna have to read the manual on his own. so he's gonna have to read the manual on his own.
102 00:08:49,480 00:08:51,788 I will make sure he'll read every page. I will make sure he'll read every page.
103 00:08:51,847 00:08:53,847 Okay good. Talk to you soon. Okay good. Talk to you soon.
104 00:08:55,785 00:08:56,957 Ken. Ken.
105 00:09:13,603 00:09:18,245 Excuse me a second. So I got the kids from Locustwood here? Excuse me a second. So I got the kids from Locustwood here?
106 00:09:18,332 00:09:20,613 Aha. Word about this one. Aha. Word about this one.
107 00:09:20,707 00:09:22,640 History of attacking other kids. History of attacking other kids.
108 00:09:22,671 00:09:27,506 Dad has a restraining order. Mom just died of an overdose two weeks ago. Dad has a restraining order. Mom just died of an overdose two weeks ago.
109 00:09:28,834 00:09:30,589 That's why I asked him to come. That's why I asked him to come.
110 00:09:30,789 00:09:34,127 Well, I just hope we don't have to send him back. Well, I just hope we don't have to send him back.
111 00:09:34,578 00:09:37,636 Have faith Bonnie. Have faith. Have faith Bonnie. Have faith.
112 00:09:37,768 00:09:40,447 I know. Okay. I know. Okay.
113 00:09:55,411 00:09:57,721 Sam, it's good to be back at Pine Lake? Sam, it's good to be back at Pine Lake?
114 00:09:57,757 00:09:58,847 Definitely Definitely
115 00:10:07,456 00:10:10,169 No, no. Look, she needs to know I'm at camp. No, no. Look, she needs to know I'm at camp.
116 00:10:10,294 00:10:12,793 Her camp. Otherwise, this whole thing's a waste of time. Her camp. Otherwise, this whole thing's a waste of time.
117 00:10:15,097 00:10:17,794 Hey, Katelyn, I gotta go, alright? Alright. Hey, Katelyn, I gotta go, alright? Alright.
118 00:10:18,467 00:10:21,414 Hi there. I'm looking for the camp director, Tammie. Hi there. I'm looking for the camp director, Tammie.
119 00:10:23,071 00:10:24,625 You don't recognize me, do you? You don't recognize me, do you?
120 00:10:24,807 00:10:26,641 Tammie Parker, Bridgepoint High. Tammie Parker, Bridgepoint High.
121 00:10:26,842 00:10:28,515 Class of '99. Class of '99.
122 00:10:29,011 00:10:31,333 Oh, I should remember you. Oh, I should remember you.
123 00:10:31,447 00:10:32,872 Well... Wait, wait, wait. Well... Wait, wait, wait.
124 00:10:34,396 00:10:38,990 Tammie Parker? Wow. You used to be so, um... Tammie Parker? Wow. You used to be so, um...
125 00:10:39,121 00:10:41,788 Fat? - Yes. No. Fat? - Yes. No.
126 00:10:42,483 00:10:44,928 What I meant to say was you look great. What I meant to say was you look great.
127 00:10:46,295 00:10:47,529 You didn't read the manual? You didn't read the manual?
128 00:10:47,697 00:10:48,850 I skimmed it, yeah. I skimmed it, yeah.
129 00:10:48,920 00:10:52,242 But then you missed the part about no cell phones or personal vehicles. But then you missed the part about no cell phones or personal vehicles.
130 00:10:52,335 00:10:53,992 Weren't you really into cars? Weren't you really into cars?
131 00:10:54,320 00:10:56,125 Like, the only girl in auto shop? Like, the only girl in auto shop?
132 00:10:56,195 00:10:59,031 Yeah, weren't you supposed to be like a big rock star now? Yeah, weren't you supposed to be like a big rock star now?
133 00:11:00,476 00:11:04,001 Yeah, well it looks like things turned out just fine for me, doesn't it? Yeah, well it looks like things turned out just fine for me, doesn't it?
134 00:11:05,481 00:11:07,095 Why didn't you meet us at the church? Why didn't you meet us at the church?
135 00:11:07,316 00:11:11,478 No offense, but I'm not gonna ride up on the bus. No offense, but I'm not gonna ride up on the bus.
136 00:11:12,988 00:11:15,443 Don't jerk me around, Ken. You're here to do a job. Don't jerk me around, Ken. You're here to do a job.
137 00:11:15,506 00:11:18,349 You're looking at the counselor of the year, okay? You're looking at the counselor of the year, okay?
138 00:11:19,161 00:11:20,239 Sam. Sam.
139 00:11:20,340 00:11:23,160 Reporting for duty. This must be our new recruit. Reporting for duty. This must be our new recruit.
140 00:11:23,741 00:11:26,085 And this is one of my best counselors. And this is one of my best counselors.
141 00:11:26,140 00:11:29,733 He's a retired Army Sergeant. He has a healthy respect for the rules. He's a retired Army Sergeant. He has a healthy respect for the rules.
142 00:11:29,905 00:11:32,993 This is Ken Matthews. He's our new counselor. This is Ken Matthews. He's our new counselor.
143 00:11:33,079 00:11:34,207 Show him the ropes? Show him the ropes?
144 00:11:34,276 00:11:36,759 Yes ma'am. Glad to meet you. Yes ma'am. Glad to meet you.
145 00:11:37,493 00:11:40,080 Grab your bag, soldier. Let's do it. Grab your bag, soldier. Let's do it.
146 00:11:56,578 00:11:58,182 Are you sure this is our cabin? Are you sure this is our cabin?
147 00:11:58,236 00:12:00,713 Yeah, spruce cabin. We sure lucked out. Yeah, spruce cabin. We sure lucked out.
148 00:12:00,807 00:12:04,135 It's one of the nicer cabin's up here. - Nicer? It's one of the nicer cabin's up here. - Nicer?
149 00:12:04,330 00:12:06,449 Yeah, it's real close to the bath house. Yeah, it's real close to the bath house.
150 00:12:06,582 00:12:10,053 We got the best shot at the hot showers before the water heater runs out. We got the best shot at the hot showers before the water heater runs out.
151 00:12:10,108 00:12:11,998 Wow. Fantastic. Wow. Fantastic.
152 00:12:12,061 00:12:14,430 Plus, they did a better job of sealing this one off. Plus, they did a better job of sealing this one off.
153 00:12:14,508 00:12:17,317 So, we won't get so many of the critters inside. So, we won't get so many of the critters inside.
154 00:12:17,342 00:12:18,469 Critters? Critters?
155 00:12:18,735 00:12:21,846 Tarantulas, snakes, the occasional rat. Tarantulas, snakes, the occasional rat.
156 00:12:21,964 00:12:23,000 Rats? Rats?
157 00:12:23,078 00:12:26,180 I ate one of those in basic. Tastes like chicken. I ate one of those in basic. Tastes like chicken.
158 00:12:27,799 00:12:30,400 That was a joke, soldier. A joke. That was a joke, soldier. A joke.
159 00:12:34,427 00:12:35,833 Hey, Samuel. Hey, Samuel.
160 00:12:36,472 00:12:38,474 These kids. - Yeah? These kids. - Yeah?
161 00:12:39,247 00:12:41,997 They're not normal. Right? They're not normal. Right?
162 00:12:44,608 00:12:46,132 You didn't read the manual? You didn't read the manual?
163 00:12:46,390 00:12:47,672 No I'm good. No I'm good.
164 00:12:47,742 00:12:49,492 A bunch of namby pamby stuff, if you ask me. A bunch of namby pamby stuff, if you ask me.
165 00:12:49,570 00:12:50,796 Here's what you need to know. Here's what you need to know.
166 00:12:50,820 00:12:53,195 You're not the foster parent or the caregiver. You're not the foster parent or the caregiver.
167 00:12:53,304 00:12:54,851 You're not the teacher. You're not the teacher.
168 00:12:55,257 00:12:58,392 You're just here to help the kid have fun for one week. You're just here to help the kid have fun for one week.
169 00:12:59,161 00:13:00,299 Easy enough. Easy enough.
170 00:13:00,362 00:13:02,122 It's really not that hard if... It's really not that hard if...
171 00:13:04,147 00:13:06,835 You leave your life behind and you focus on your camper. You leave your life behind and you focus on your camper.
172 00:13:06,929 00:13:08,400 Hey, Kaitlyn, what's up? Hey, Kaitlyn, what's up?
173 00:13:08,454 00:13:10,039 We got a nibble from Summerfield. We got a nibble from Summerfield.
174 00:13:10,125 00:13:12,048 Alright, let's seal the deal. Alright, let's seal the deal.
175 00:13:12,172 00:13:15,025 So let's not forget who's amazing idea this was. So let's not forget who's amazing idea this was.
176 00:13:15,103 00:13:17,074 Make it happen, alright? Make it happen, alright?
177 00:13:17,183 00:13:18,917 I want a raise. I want a raise.
178 00:13:19,808 00:13:21,597 Don't let Tammie see that. Don't let Tammie see that.
179 00:13:22,441 00:13:24,511 Come on, I'm gonna show you camp. Come on, I'm gonna show you camp.
180 00:13:28,340 00:13:30,701 Little R and R before the craziness begins? Little R and R before the craziness begins?
181 00:13:30,811 00:13:33,658 Yeah, I'm definitely a fan of that. Yeah, I'm definitely a fan of that.
182 00:13:33,748 00:13:35,863 Pete here's an airline pilot most of the year... Pete here's an airline pilot most of the year...
183 00:13:35,888 00:13:37,795 but this week he's in charge of the pool. but this week he's in charge of the pool.
184 00:13:37,890 00:13:39,605 Right on man. Swimming already? Right on man. Swimming already?
185 00:13:39,657 00:13:41,680 Yeah, I like to open the pool for the counselors... Yeah, I like to open the pool for the counselors...
186 00:13:41,727 00:13:42,789 before the kids get here. before the kids get here.
187 00:13:42,836 00:13:43,860 Great idea. Great idea.
188 00:13:43,914 00:13:46,307 I used to be a guard myself in high school. - Really? I used to be a guard myself in high school. - Really?
189 00:13:46,408 00:13:47,558 Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah.
190 00:13:47,652 00:13:50,348 Alright, I'm gonna go get my trunks, I think. Alright, I'm gonna go get my trunks, I think.
191 00:13:50,488 00:13:52,308 So what I'm thinking is... So what I'm thinking is...
192 00:13:52,715 00:13:55,491 Hey, no cell phones. - I'll just take it and put it over here. Hey, no cell phones. - I'll just take it and put it over here.
193 00:13:55,551 00:13:56,772 Hey, give me that back. Hey, give me that back.
194 00:13:56,842 00:13:58,842 Oh you girls wanna play? Let's play. Oh you girls wanna play? Let's play.
195 00:14:03,146 00:14:06,552 I don't think that soldier really knows what he's gotten himself into. I don't think that soldier really knows what he's gotten himself into.
196 00:14:08,193 00:14:10,070 Where did you find this guy? Where did you find this guy?
197 00:14:10,513 00:14:12,544 Just keep an eye on him for me. Just keep an eye on him for me.
198 00:14:23,679 00:14:26,025 Eat up. Only goes downhill from here. Eat up. Only goes downhill from here.
199 00:14:26,119 00:14:28,306 This is better than the chow they gave us in Baghdad. This is better than the chow they gave us in Baghdad.
200 00:14:28,392 00:14:29,611 He's joking, right? He's joking, right?
201 00:14:29,681 00:14:31,563 It's amazing what you'll eat when you're hungry. It's amazing what you'll eat when you're hungry.
202 00:14:31,587 00:14:34,993 Hey Everyone! Glad to see you're back. Hey Everyone! Glad to see you're back.
203 00:14:35,188 00:14:37,489 These kids have had rough lives... These kids have had rough lives...
204 00:14:37,514 00:14:41,261 and this is our opportunity to share our hope with them. and this is our opportunity to share our hope with them.
205 00:14:41,485 00:14:43,123 Couple of quick reminders. Couple of quick reminders.
206 00:14:43,148 00:14:46,274 There are no cell phones around the kids, Lacee. There are no cell phones around the kids, Lacee.
207 00:14:46,539 00:14:47,866 All these new smartphones... All these new smartphones...
208 00:14:47,918 00:14:50,483 They're just a temptation for the kids to steal them. They're just a temptation for the kids to steal them.
209 00:14:50,973 00:14:53,795 Bonnie, dress code. - Okay. Bonnie, dress code. - Okay.
210 00:14:54,863 00:14:57,382 One piece bathing suits or cover-ups, ladies. One piece bathing suits or cover-ups, ladies.
211 00:14:57,468 00:15:00,134 I don't wanna see any of that cleavage or crack. I don't wanna see any of that cleavage or crack.
212 00:15:00,197 00:15:01,260 Lacee. Lacee.
213 00:15:01,317 00:15:03,261 Alright, so without further ado... Alright, so without further ado...
214 00:15:03,286 00:15:06,341 the moment we've been waiting for... camper assignments. the moment we've been waiting for... camper assignments.
215 00:15:06,422 00:15:07,494 Tammie? Tammie?
216 00:15:09,124 00:15:11,280 Alright. We've put a little bit of information... Alright. We've put a little bit of information...
217 00:15:11,305 00:15:13,392 about each camper on the back of the card. about each camper on the back of the card.
218 00:15:13,629 00:15:16,303 Keep them with you as a reference. - Redford! Keep them with you as a reference. - Redford!
219 00:15:16,465 00:15:20,186 What's the big deal with Redford? - Thinks he's an alien. Great kid. What's the big deal with Redford? - Thinks he's an alien. Great kid.
220 00:15:21,256 00:15:23,475 Alright, we're dismissed! Go get your cabins ready. Alright, we're dismissed! Go get your cabins ready.
221 00:15:23,530 00:15:24,967 We're gonna have a good week! We're gonna have a good week!
222 00:15:56,338 00:16:01,332 Alright guys. I can't believe it's already been a year. Right? Alright guys. I can't believe it's already been a year. Right?
223 00:16:03,340 00:16:04,395 Ken! Ken!
224 00:16:04,949 00:16:06,920 Come here, we're gonna say a prayer. Come here, we're gonna say a prayer.
225 00:16:07,998 00:16:10,475 Hold on, let me call you back. Hold on, let me call you back.
226 00:16:12,680 00:16:16,406 Let's pray that God helps us be a blessing to the kids this week, right? Let's pray that God helps us be a blessing to the kids this week, right?
227 00:16:19,187 00:16:20,929 Not a praying man, Ken? Not a praying man, Ken?
228 00:16:21,343 00:16:23,328 Not exactly, no. Not exactly, no.
229 00:16:23,546 00:16:25,882 Well, you might be by the end of this week. Well, you might be by the end of this week.
230 00:16:36,645 00:16:37,967 You're gonna love camp! You're gonna love camp!
231 00:16:37,992 00:16:40,358 There's a pretty good chance that my friends... There's a pretty good chance that my friends...
232 00:16:40,382 00:16:42,692 the ones from out there, are gonna come. the ones from out there, are gonna come.
233 00:16:42,818 00:16:44,013 You mean aliens? You mean aliens?
234 00:16:44,038 00:16:47,578 Like in Beasts vs. Aliens? They're disgusting. Like in Beasts vs. Aliens? They're disgusting.
235 00:16:47,617 00:16:48,633 Loser. Loser.
236 00:16:48,672 00:16:50,069 Go away. Go away.
237 00:16:50,235 00:16:52,736 What are you gonna do? Bite me like a girl? What are you gonna do? Bite me like a girl?
238 00:16:53,028 00:16:55,702 If I bite you, they'll send me back, retard. If I bite you, they'll send me back, retard.
239 00:16:55,764 00:16:56,936 Who you calling a retard? Who you calling a retard?
240 00:16:57,066 00:16:59,379 Don't make me use the Vulcan death grip on you. Don't make me use the Vulcan death grip on you.
241 00:16:59,404 00:17:00,406 You kidding me? You kidding me?
242 00:17:00,436 00:17:01,718 There's camp! There's camp!
243 00:17:10,768 00:17:12,721 This place has a pool? This place has a pool?
244 00:17:16,356 00:17:18,520 Here they come. Here they come. Here they come. Here they come.
245 00:17:34,244 00:17:37,314 Redford! Hey, good to see you. Redford! Hey, good to see you.
246 00:17:40,309 00:17:42,619 Hi! - Hi, are you Bella? I'm Bridget! Hi! - Hi, are you Bella? I'm Bridget!
247 00:17:44,446 00:17:46,949 Can we go swimming? Yes! Can we go swimming? Yes!
248 00:17:47,182 00:17:50,286 I've been missing you. I've been missing you so much! I've been missing you. I've been missing you so much!
249 00:17:51,073 00:17:52,893 Bella! - Elizabeth! Bella! - Elizabeth!
250 00:18:00,697 00:18:04,404 Are they sisters? - Yes. Different foster homes. Are they sisters? - Yes. Different foster homes.
251 00:18:04,466 00:18:06,969 They only get to see each other at camp. They only get to see each other at camp.
252 00:18:11,038 00:18:12,676 Hi. Are you Maribel? Hi. Are you Maribel?
253 00:18:13,257 00:18:14,556 Yeah. Yeah.
254 00:18:14,634 00:18:16,275 I'm your counselor, Lacee. I'm your counselor, Lacee.
255 00:18:16,337 00:18:19,556 That's why I have this sign with your name on it, silly. That's why I have this sign with your name on it, silly.
256 00:18:19,978 00:18:21,755 Oh, yeah! Silly! Oh, yeah! Silly!
257 00:18:22,251 00:18:24,753 Let's go get you unpacked. Are you ready to have a great week? Let's go get you unpacked. Are you ready to have a great week?
258 00:18:24,793 00:18:26,214 Yeah, come on! Yeah, come on!
259 00:18:26,655 00:18:28,761 How was the bus ride over? Was it fun? How was the bus ride over? Was it fun?
260 00:18:36,836 00:18:38,867 Hey, what's your name. Hey, what's your name.
261 00:18:39,201 00:18:40,202 Eli. Eli.
262 00:18:41,611 00:18:42,768 Hey Ken. Hey Ken.
263 00:18:43,846 00:18:45,197 Ken, this is your camper. Ken, this is your camper.
264 00:18:45,236 00:18:47,174 Yo! Kid, what's up, my man? Yo! Kid, what's up, my man?
265 00:18:48,177 00:18:49,546 Screw you. Screw you.
266 00:18:51,718 00:18:53,088 What the hell was that? What the hell was that?
267 00:18:53,148 00:18:54,827 Looks like you got a runner, soldier. Looks like you got a runner, soldier.
268 00:18:55,976 00:18:57,587 Is anybody gonna do anything? Is anybody gonna do anything?
269 00:18:57,673 00:18:59,962 We're wondering the same thing about you. We're wondering the same thing about you.
270 00:19:01,251 00:19:03,119 Pick it up, double time! Pick it up, double time!
271 00:19:07,162 00:19:09,023 Hey. Kid! Hey. Kid!
272 00:19:24,802 00:19:27,867 Hey, honey, come on. Let's get off the bus. Hey, honey, come on. Let's get off the bus.
273 00:19:33,093 00:19:34,859 Where are we? Where are we?
274 00:19:35,757 00:19:37,293 Honey, we're at camp. Honey, we're at camp.
275 00:19:40,529 00:19:42,202 What is that? What is that?
276 00:19:45,100 00:19:47,546 They must not have told her where she was going. They must not have told her where she was going.
277 00:19:49,905 00:19:54,415 Oh. Sweetheart, you don't have to be scared. Oh. Sweetheart, you don't have to be scared.
278 00:19:54,727 00:19:57,245 Camp is a place for kids to have fun. Camp is a place for kids to have fun.
279 00:20:02,596 00:20:04,561 Come on. I'll walk with you. Come on. I'll walk with you.
280 00:20:05,709 00:20:08,462 Come on, let's go have some fun, okay? Come on, let's go have some fun, okay?
281 00:20:15,197 00:20:17,988 He might be trying to contact the mothership. He might be trying to contact the mothership.
282 00:20:18,074 00:20:19,260 I don't think so, Red. I don't think so, Red.
283 00:20:21,970 00:20:24,144 Hey, get down from there. Hey, get down from there.
284 00:20:25,407 00:20:26,681 Come on! Come on!
285 00:20:32,315 00:20:35,360 Hey! Kid, you can't just run off like that, okay? Hey! Kid, you can't just run off like that, okay?
286 00:20:35,384 00:20:37,921 I'm your counselor, do you know what that means? I'm your counselor, do you know what that means?
287 00:20:39,089 00:20:43,862 It means you have to listen to me and do what I say. Okay? It means you have to listen to me and do what I say. Okay?
288 00:20:46,731 00:20:48,704 Alright, let's go unpack. Alright, let's go unpack.
289 00:20:52,255 00:20:54,458 Kid, do you understand me? Kid, do you understand me?
290 00:20:54,614 00:20:55,825 I have a name. I have a name.
291 00:20:56,514 00:20:58,948 Everyone has a name. So? Everyone has a name. So?
292 00:20:59,124 00:21:00,218 I hate you. I hate you.
293 00:21:00,273 00:21:03,101 Look you're really starting to push it. Look you're really starting to push it.
294 00:21:03,156 00:21:04,543 Okay? - Eli. Okay? - Eli.
295 00:21:05,010 00:21:07,068 I'm Samuel. This is my buddy Redford. I'm Samuel. This is my buddy Redford.
296 00:21:07,189 00:21:09,611 Redford's been up here, what, like 3 times now, Red? Redford's been up here, what, like 3 times now, Red?
297 00:21:09,674 00:21:10,818 Yes, sir. Yes, sir.
298 00:21:11,721 00:21:14,676 Tell you what. We can go unpack now, or... Tell you what. We can go unpack now, or...
299 00:21:14,783 00:21:17,226 we can go see the stump first and unpack later. we can go see the stump first and unpack later.
300 00:21:17,292 00:21:20,136 The stump? Really? Sweet! The stump? Really? Sweet!
301 00:21:20,215 00:21:21,442 What do you say soldier? What do you say soldier?
302 00:21:21,630 00:21:23,507 Fine, whatever. Fine, whatever.
303 00:21:24,666 00:21:25,718 Come on. Come on.
304 00:21:36,192 00:21:40,233 And here, camper's have been writing their names on it for over 25 years. And here, camper's have been writing their names on it for over 25 years.
305 00:21:40,852 00:21:42,889 My name's on it 3 times. My name's on it 3 times.
306 00:21:43,038 00:21:45,120 One for every year I've been to camp. One for every year I've been to camp.
307 00:21:45,233 00:21:46,493 Isn't it awesome? Isn't it awesome?
308 00:21:46,579 00:21:48,464 I wouldn't go straight to awesome. I wouldn't go straight to awesome.
309 00:21:50,149 00:21:52,837 You can tell how old it is by counting the rings. You can tell how old it is by counting the rings.
310 00:21:52,930 00:21:54,401 There's this thick one up here. There's this thick one up here.
311 00:21:54,455 00:21:59,213 Probably from when the tree got burnt during the second invasion from Talus Prime. Probably from when the tree got burnt during the second invasion from Talus Prime.
312 00:21:59,276 00:22:00,328 You're weird. You're weird.
313 00:22:00,369 00:22:01,369 Thanks! Thanks!
314 00:22:01,441 00:22:04,019 Hey guys, I see you found the stump. Hey guys, I see you found the stump.
315 00:22:04,684 00:22:06,129 And you must be Eli. And you must be Eli.
316 00:22:06,241 00:22:08,613 Welcome to camp. You gonna sign your name? Welcome to camp. You gonna sign your name?
317 00:22:08,723 00:22:11,213 My counselor says my name isn't important. My counselor says my name isn't important.
318 00:22:13,515 00:22:14,642 Okay. Okay.
319 00:22:15,697 00:22:18,111 Hey Redford, nice to have you back. Hey Redford, nice to have you back.
320 00:22:18,283 00:22:19,548 How has your year been? How has your year been?
321 00:22:19,721 00:22:23,328 Sad to report no word from the mothership yet. Sad to report no word from the mothership yet.
322 00:22:50,118 00:22:54,120 Lame! - What are you talking about kid? That is quality entertainment. Lame! - What are you talking about kid? That is quality entertainment.
323 00:22:54,229 00:22:55,356 Thanks you guys. Thanks you guys.
324 00:22:55,381 00:22:58,542 We're gonna be doing a lot of singing this week, so I hope you're ready. We're gonna be doing a lot of singing this week, so I hope you're ready.
325 00:23:00,806 00:23:06,203 Remind me to tell you a story about this guy who was taken from his family. Remind me to tell you a story about this guy who was taken from his family.
326 00:23:06,382 00:23:10,900 He was in and out of prison, but God had a special plan for his life. He was in and out of prison, but God had a special plan for his life.
327 00:23:10,978 00:23:14,228 And he ended up working for the King of Egypt. And he ended up working for the King of Egypt.
328 00:23:15,183 00:23:17,256 I was taken from my sister. I was taken from my sister.
329 00:23:17,699 00:23:19,486 My dad's in prison. My dad's in prison.
330 00:23:19,902 00:23:21,777 Is this the Joseph in the bible? Is this the Joseph in the bible?
331 00:23:23,951 00:23:25,959 I think we have some announcements right now. I think we have some announcements right now.
332 00:23:26,054 00:23:29,900 So, would you guys help me welcome Ms. Tammie, our fabulous camp director? So, would you guys help me welcome Ms. Tammie, our fabulous camp director?
333 00:23:34,451 00:23:35,881 First the rules. First the rules.
334 00:23:36,795 00:23:38,529 Oh, we only have two. Oh, we only have two.
335 00:23:38,693 00:23:41,592 Be safe, and have fun! Be safe, and have fun!
336 00:23:42,959 00:23:45,280 And please do come to my tea party. And please do come to my tea party.
337 00:23:45,406 00:23:47,266 Tea parties are for girls. Tea parties are for girls.
338 00:23:47,359 00:23:50,156 Well, then I guess the girls are gonna get all the cookies. Well, then I guess the girls are gonna get all the cookies.
339 00:23:51,113 00:23:54,617 Samuel, how are we gonna get cookies? - We'll work something out. Samuel, how are we gonna get cookies? - We'll work something out.
340 00:23:54,678 00:24:00,219 Oh, and a reminder, the variety show. I wanna see all your talents on the stage. Oh, and a reminder, the variety show. I wanna see all your talents on the stage.
341 00:24:00,305 00:24:04,063 Stupid kids. They don't have talent. - Hey, be nice. Stupid kids. They don't have talent. - Hey, be nice.
342 00:24:04,192 00:24:05,728 I think, um, I think that's it, right? I think, um, I think that's it, right?
343 00:24:05,861 00:24:07,499 The pool! Swimming! The pool! Swimming!
344 00:24:07,621 00:24:09,238 Swimming! - Pool! Pool! Swimming! - Pool! Pool!
345 00:24:09,297 00:24:11,436 What? I can't hear you. What? I can't hear you.
346 00:24:11,800 00:24:15,247 The pool, That sounds like fun. - Lame. The pool, That sounds like fun. - Lame.
347 00:24:16,943 00:24:19,075 You're joking, right? You're joking, right?
348 00:24:19,174 00:24:21,780 Oh! Okay. Swimming! Oh! Okay. Swimming!
349 00:24:22,844 00:24:26,729 Yes, lifeguard Pete and I decided there's not gonna be any swimming this year. Yes, lifeguard Pete and I decided there's not gonna be any swimming this year.
350 00:24:29,384 00:24:32,596 What do you think lifeguard Pete? - Hmm. What do you think lifeguard Pete? - Hmm.
351 00:24:34,789 00:24:39,291 Go to your cabins and put your suits on! The pool is open! Go to your cabins and put your suits on! The pool is open!
352 00:24:41,129 00:24:42,506 Let's go guys! Let's go guys!
353 00:24:47,869 00:24:50,145 Hang on Redford, I got your sunscreen right here buddy. Hang on Redford, I got your sunscreen right here buddy.
354 00:24:50,467 00:24:56,600 Alien snot, sweet! Doubles as a shield against photon rays. Let's go! Alien snot, sweet! Doubles as a shield against photon rays. Let's go!
355 00:24:58,580 00:25:00,423 Did you forget your swimsuit, stupid? Did you forget your swimsuit, stupid?
356 00:25:00,488 00:25:01,488 No! No!
357 00:25:01,551 00:25:02,908 I just don't wanna swim. I just don't wanna swim.
358 00:25:03,178 00:25:05,866 What's your problem? You don't know how to swim? What's your problem? You don't know how to swim?
359 00:25:05,959 00:25:07,217 I can swim. I can swim.
360 00:25:07,334 00:25:09,731 What are you? Afraid of the water? Little chicken. What are you? Afraid of the water? Little chicken.
361 00:25:09,756 00:25:11,533 Shut up! - Bock! Bock! Bock! Shut up! - Bock! Bock! Bock!
362 00:25:11,593 00:25:12,867 Shut up! Shut up!
363 00:25:14,229 00:25:16,703 I know why you really don't wanna go swimming. I know why you really don't wanna go swimming.
364 00:25:17,199 00:25:20,237 That's enough, Amigo. Come on, lets hit the pool. That's enough, Amigo. Come on, lets hit the pool.
365 00:25:20,490 00:25:22,287 Sissy! - Turd! Sissy! - Turd!
366 00:25:25,140 00:25:29,585 Look kid, It's alright that you're afraid of the water. I was just teasing you. Look kid, It's alright that you're afraid of the water. I was just teasing you.
367 00:25:29,711 00:25:32,697 I told you I'm not afraid of water. Stop saying I am. I told you I'm not afraid of water. Stop saying I am.
368 00:25:32,881 00:25:34,087 What's your problem? What's your problem?
369 00:25:34,166 00:25:35,260 You. You.
370 00:25:36,322 00:25:37,385 Funny. Funny.
371 00:25:37,479 00:25:39,697 Find your swim trunks, lets go. - Don't touch me! Find your swim trunks, lets go. - Don't touch me!
372 00:25:42,067 00:25:46,629 Look, all the other kids are down at the pool having a good time. Look, all the other kids are down at the pool having a good time.
373 00:25:46,700 00:25:48,162 Don't wanna miss out on that, do you? Don't wanna miss out on that, do you?
374 00:25:48,209 00:25:49,296 Go to hell. Go to hell.
375 00:25:49,798 00:25:53,109 Get your swimsuit on now and lets go. Get your swimsuit on now and lets go.
376 00:25:54,402 00:25:55,771 You're serious kid? You're serious kid?
377 00:25:57,606 00:26:02,006 Alright guys listen up. There's only one way to get this arm band. Alright guys listen up. There's only one way to get this arm band.
378 00:26:02,377 00:26:07,124 You have to swim all the way across the deep end without any help whatsoever. You have to swim all the way across the deep end without any help whatsoever.
379 00:26:07,788 00:26:10,665 So, who's gonna be the few, the brave? So, who's gonna be the few, the brave?
380 00:26:10,790 00:26:14,765 Who's gonna join the ranks of Pete's Ultimate Camp Swim Club? Who's gonna join the ranks of Pete's Ultimate Camp Swim Club?
381 00:26:14,884 00:26:15,985 You can do this. You can do this.
382 00:26:16,095 00:26:17,157 I'm not sure. I'm not sure.
383 00:26:17,238 00:26:19,636 I will be cheering for you the whole way. I will be cheering for you the whole way.
384 00:26:19,730 00:26:21,906 But what if I don't make it? - You totally will. But what if I don't make it? - You totally will.
385 00:26:21,930 00:26:25,826 You are so strong, and I will be waiting for you on the other side when you finish. You are so strong, and I will be waiting for you on the other side when you finish.
386 00:26:33,350 00:26:34,374 Ready? Ready?
387 00:26:34,438 00:26:36,866 You're not gonna let me drown, are you? You're not gonna let me drown, are you?
388 00:26:38,602 00:26:39,818 Not in my pool. Not in my pool.
389 00:26:40,735 00:26:43,102 Now, on the count of three. Now, on the count of three.
390 00:26:46,987 00:26:48,123 Okay, Bella. Okay, Bella.
391 00:26:49,026 00:26:51,263 Ready? One. Ready? One.
392 00:26:52,193 00:26:56,039 Two. Three. Yeah! Two. Three. Yeah!
393 00:27:02,370 00:27:04,145 Go Bella! Come on Bella! Go Bella! Come on Bella!
394 00:27:12,825 00:27:15,319 Yes! Yes! Ooh! Yes! Yes! Ooh!
395 00:27:23,561 00:27:26,985 Welcome to Pete's Ultimate Camp Swim Club! Welcome to Pete's Ultimate Camp Swim Club!
396 00:27:29,230 00:27:30,903 I've never won anything before. I've never won anything before.
397 00:27:30,977 00:27:32,876 I am so proud of you! I am so proud of you!
398 00:27:34,989 00:27:36,443 You got it girl! You got it girl!
399 00:27:37,132 00:27:38,968 Hey Ken. - Hey. Hey Ken. - Hey.
400 00:27:39,014 00:27:42,225 For the free planets of the delta quadrant! For the free planets of the delta quadrant!
401 00:27:45,213 00:27:46,419 Oh my gosh! Oh my gosh!
402 00:27:56,991 00:28:01,087 You got it. - I almost made it. You got it. - I almost made it.
403 00:28:05,455 00:28:08,709 Just keep working on it with Samuel. You'll get it. Just keep working on it with Samuel. You'll get it.
404 00:28:09,904 00:28:12,908 Where's Eli? - I told him to stay at the cabin. Where's Eli? - I told him to stay at the cabin.
405 00:28:12,996 00:28:14,996 What? - You left him alone? What? - You left him alone?
406 00:28:15,115 00:28:17,576 The kid spit on me, okay? The kid spit on me, okay?
407 00:28:20,186 00:28:21,357 Whatever. Whatever.
408 00:28:38,433 00:28:39,654 There you are. There you are.
409 00:28:39,732 00:28:42,735 Hey, the three of us need to have a talk. - Fantastic. Hey, the three of us need to have a talk. - Fantastic.
410 00:28:44,272 00:28:46,294 Someone here needs to apologize. Someone here needs to apologize.
411 00:28:48,873 00:28:49,992 It's me. It's me.
412 00:28:50,745 00:28:54,591 I really wanted you to come to camp, Eli, but we were short a counselor. I really wanted you to come to camp, Eli, but we were short a counselor.
413 00:28:54,716 00:28:59,358 So, Ken, even though he doesn't know how to be a good counselor... So, Ken, even though he doesn't know how to be a good counselor...
414 00:29:00,452 00:29:01,796 He came up to fill in. He came up to fill in.
415 00:29:02,590 00:29:05,288 It's okay, I always get screwed. It's okay, I always get screwed.
416 00:29:07,629 00:29:10,233 Okay. So how about this? Okay. So how about this?
417 00:29:10,381 00:29:15,335 No spitting, stick together, and camp will be great! No spitting, stick together, and camp will be great!
418 00:29:16,004 00:29:17,108 Fine. Fine.
419 00:29:18,840 00:29:20,873 I hear there's a kickball game happening. I hear there's a kickball game happening.
420 00:29:21,006 00:29:23,701 Why don't you two go down and play together before dinner? Why don't you two go down and play together before dinner?
421 00:29:31,019 00:29:32,654 Don't leave him alone again. Don't leave him alone again.
422 00:29:38,435 00:29:41,960 Alright Redford. Let's get on base buddy! Let's go! Alright Redford. Let's get on base buddy! Let's go!
423 00:29:48,436 00:29:51,940 Who's up? Oh, I think it's me! Who's up? Oh, I think it's me!
424 00:29:52,674 00:29:54,881 Kick that sucker to Zenith! Kick that sucker to Zenith!
425 00:30:11,960 00:30:13,098 Nice! Nice!
426 00:30:16,548 00:30:18,915 5? You're Up! Eli's up! 5? You're Up! Eli's up!
427 00:30:22,105 00:30:24,222 Alright Eli! Come on! Alright Eli! Come on!
428 00:30:39,568 00:30:42,427 Out! - What the hell, I was safe! Out! - What the hell, I was safe!
429 00:30:42,498 00:30:44,194 Sorry Eli, you were out. Sorry Eli, you were out.
430 00:30:44,639 00:30:46,743 Come on. No big deal. You were out. Come on. No big deal. You were out.
431 00:30:46,821 00:30:49,897 Figures you would take their side. Who's counselor are you anyway? Figures you would take their side. Who's counselor are you anyway?
432 00:30:49,952 00:30:51,485 Get off the field, kid. Get off the field, kid.
433 00:30:51,555 00:30:54,805 I told you, you were out. Even your counselor says so. I told you, you were out. Even your counselor says so.
434 00:31:05,967 00:31:09,069 I'm gonna count to five and you better be down here. I'm gonna count to five and you better be down here.
435 00:31:09,131 00:31:10,459 Do you understand me? Do you understand me?
436 00:31:10,772 00:31:12,090 I know how to count to five. I know how to count to five.
437 00:31:12,173 00:31:14,625 Well alright then. Here we go. Well alright then. Here we go.
438 00:31:14,734 00:31:20,373 One. Two. Three. Four. One. Two. Three. Four.
439 00:31:20,419 00:31:23,179 Five! - Fine! Stay up there. Five! - Fine! Stay up there.
440 00:31:23,333 00:31:25,919 See if I care. I got all night. See if I care. I got all night.
441 00:31:44,345 00:31:45,419 Hey soldier. Hey soldier.
442 00:31:48,175 00:31:52,933 Serellian Wamba Beast Liver! Yes! I'm starved! Serellian Wamba Beast Liver! Yes! I'm starved!
443 00:31:53,966 00:31:56,794 Kid, you can't run off like that, okay? Kid, you can't run off like that, okay?
444 00:31:56,904 00:31:58,091 I was hungry. I was hungry.
445 00:32:00,208 00:32:02,614 Wow! You swam all the way across the deep end? Wow! You swam all the way across the deep end?
446 00:32:02,676 00:32:04,113 Isn't she awesome? Isn't she awesome?
447 00:32:04,210 00:32:06,398 Hey, I want one of those. Hey, I want one of those.
448 00:32:06,538 00:32:11,247 Sorry kid. Only brave little boys who can swim and obey their counselor get one. Sorry kid. Only brave little boys who can swim and obey their counselor get one.
449 00:32:11,717 00:32:14,108 Hey, maybe you should trade your phone in for one. Hey, maybe you should trade your phone in for one.
450 00:32:14,554 00:32:16,312 The one you've been texting on all day? The one you've been texting on all day?
451 00:32:16,337 00:32:17,345 Give it up, kid. Give it up, kid.
452 00:32:17,376 00:32:18,806 Come on, get me one! Come on, get me one!
453 00:32:18,869 00:32:20,551 What kind of a stupid counselor are you? What kind of a stupid counselor are you?
454 00:32:20,587 00:32:22,181 Look, you want an arm band? Look, you want an arm band?
455 00:32:22,236 00:32:23,855 You have to swim, okay? You have to swim, okay?
456 00:32:27,691 00:32:30,832 Can't believe I have to put up with this food for the next four days. Can't believe I have to put up with this food for the next four days.
457 00:32:31,472 00:32:32,699 Bon apetite! Bon apetite!
458 00:32:34,247 00:32:38,622 They look like alien brains and fingers mashed up all together! They look like alien brains and fingers mashed up all together!
459 00:32:38,693 00:32:41,253 That's disgusting. That's disgusting.
460 00:32:41,484 00:32:42,828 Can I have some? Can I have some?
461 00:32:45,424 00:32:47,236 Did you look through your other bag? Did you look through your other bag?
462 00:32:47,306 00:32:50,150 Like three times! Man, where is it? Like three times! Man, where is it?
463 00:32:52,901 00:32:55,935 Hey Samuel, here to relieve you. - Jimbo. Hey Samuel, here to relieve you. - Jimbo.
464 00:32:56,419 00:33:00,472 Well, as soon as you guys get settled in your bunks, we can start the story time. Well, as soon as you guys get settled in your bunks, we can start the story time.
465 00:33:00,536 00:33:03,404 Sweet! Do you have any UFO stories? Sweet! Do you have any UFO stories?
466 00:33:03,464 00:33:06,210 Hey, kid, what's that whole mess you're making up there? Hey, kid, what's that whole mess you're making up there?
467 00:33:06,272 00:33:07,507 Alien defense. Alien defense.
468 00:33:07,554 00:33:11,064 I don't want them sneaking up and sucking out my intestines. I don't want them sneaking up and sucking out my intestines.
469 00:33:11,139 00:33:12,243 I see. I see.
470 00:33:14,375 00:33:16,582 Ready for a story now. Ready for a story now.
471 00:33:16,711 00:33:19,727 Here it is! It's in Eli's bag, he took it! Here it is! It's in Eli's bag, he took it!
472 00:33:19,930 00:33:21,922 Whatever, you probably just put it there. Whatever, you probably just put it there.
473 00:33:22,016 00:33:25,862 Why did you take it? - He's always taking stuff at Locustwood. Why did you take it? - He's always taking stuff at Locustwood.
474 00:33:30,170 00:33:33,334 Not again, man. I am getting tired. Not again, man. I am getting tired.
475 00:33:33,494 00:33:35,375 Let's go soldier, double time! Let's go soldier, double time!
476 00:33:37,828 00:33:40,311 Is it safe to come out yet? Is it safe to come out yet?
477 00:33:43,604 00:33:46,778 There we are, said Mrs. Puddleduck, good as new. There we are, said Mrs. Puddleduck, good as new.
478 00:33:47,041 00:33:51,421 She opened the shutters and let the warm sunlight spill into the cozy room. She opened the shutters and let the warm sunlight spill into the cozy room.
479 00:33:51,579 00:33:55,288 Charlotte could smell the roses growing in the garden just below. Charlotte could smell the roses growing in the garden just below.
480 00:33:55,683 00:33:58,892 Mrs. Puddleduck looked lovingly at Charlotte and said... Mrs. Puddleduck looked lovingly at Charlotte and said...
481 00:33:59,220 00:34:03,168 Just come to me everyday and let me remind you how much I care. Just come to me everyday and let me remind you how much I care.
482 00:34:04,792 00:34:07,114 Alright, story time is over. Time for bed. Alright, story time is over. Time for bed.
483 00:34:07,216 00:34:09,812 No, no! I don't wanna go to bed. No, no! I don't wanna go to bed.
484 00:34:09,898 00:34:12,674 Can we read another story, please? Can we read another story, please?
485 00:34:12,767 00:34:15,087 No, we're gonna have a long day tomorrow. No, we're gonna have a long day tomorrow.
486 00:34:15,112 00:34:17,851 You've got to get some sleep. Come on, into bed! You've got to get some sleep. Come on, into bed!
487 00:34:17,972 00:34:20,475 I'm not tired, can we go for a walk, Bridget? I'm not tired, can we go for a walk, Bridget?
488 00:34:20,575 00:34:22,421 Please? Please?
489 00:34:22,499 00:34:25,999 You almost fell asleep on the floor Bellie Boo... You almost fell asleep on the floor Bellie Boo...
490 00:34:26,100 00:34:28,921 and I can barely keep my eyes open myself. Come on. and I can barely keep my eyes open myself. Come on.
491 00:34:28,983 00:34:33,649 No, no! I don't wanna go to bed. Let's stay up, please, please! No, no! I don't wanna go to bed. Let's stay up, please, please!
492 00:34:33,921 00:34:35,681 It's okay, It's okay Bella. Bella, It's okay. It's okay, It's okay Bella. Bella, It's okay.
493 00:34:36,362 00:34:38,768 Bella, you're safe here. Bella, you're safe here.
494 00:34:38,956 00:34:41,286 You're okay. Nothing is going to hurt you. You're okay. Nothing is going to hurt you.
495 00:34:43,059 00:34:45,856 He'll come here too. He will. He'll come here too. He will.
496 00:34:52,266 00:34:54,696 Bridget, can you move your bed next to hers? Bridget, can you move your bed next to hers?
497 00:34:54,976 00:34:56,228 Um, yeah. Um, yeah.
498 00:34:59,257 00:35:04,626 How about that? Look, she's gonna put her bed right next to yours. How about that? Look, she's gonna put her bed right next to yours.
499 00:35:04,786 00:35:07,494 Look how close. Better? Look how close. Better?
500 00:35:12,760 00:35:13,966 My magic blanket! My magic blanket!
501 00:35:14,028 00:35:15,336 Magic blanket? Magic blanket?
502 00:35:15,429 00:35:17,332 Almost forgot that I brought it. Okay. Almost forgot that I brought it. Okay.
503 00:35:20,254 00:35:22,176 My great grandmother made it. My great grandmother made it.
504 00:35:22,733 00:35:23,923 It's pretty. It's pretty.
505 00:35:24,253 00:35:25,469 Come here. Come here.
506 00:35:26,821 00:35:30,222 My grandma made this, not only with stitches and cloth... My grandma made this, not only with stitches and cloth...
507 00:35:30,316 00:35:32,746 but with all of her love. Here. but with all of her love. Here.
508 00:35:33,781 00:35:35,419 Read what it says. Read what it says.
509 00:35:36,884 00:35:42,183 Now I lay me down to sleep. I pray the Lord my soul to keep. Now I lay me down to sleep. I pray the Lord my soul to keep.
510 00:35:42,284 00:35:48,325 Guard me Jesus through the night and wake me with the morning light. Guard me Jesus through the night and wake me with the morning light.
511 00:35:50,628 00:35:55,935 You know, I don't really use it that much anymore. You wanna borrow it? You know, I don't really use it that much anymore. You wanna borrow it?
512 00:35:56,070 00:35:57,777 Really? - Mmm. Really? - Mmm.
513 00:36:03,650 00:36:05,190 It is magic. It is magic.
514 00:36:18,135 00:36:19,479 Leave me alone. Leave me alone.
515 00:36:22,041 00:36:24,366 I give up. I give up.
516 00:36:24,432 00:36:25,635 Ken. Go! Ken. Go!
517 00:36:31,012 00:36:35,262 These are the only shoes they sent Gabby up with, and they're two sizes too small. These are the only shoes they sent Gabby up with, and they're two sizes too small.
518 00:36:35,543 00:36:37,147 I let her borrow my flip flops. I let her borrow my flip flops.
519 00:36:37,211 00:36:41,076 I'll have Pete go in to town first thing. Size? I'll have Pete go in to town first thing. Size?
520 00:36:41,232 00:36:42,326 Five. Five.
521 00:36:43,551 00:36:45,656 So it begins. Yeah. So it begins. Yeah.
522 00:36:45,753 00:36:48,757 Sam. - Randy took Bryce's stuff over to Cabin 5. Sam. - Randy took Bryce's stuff over to Cabin 5.
523 00:36:48,849 00:36:50,367 What'd the nurse say about the bite? What'd the nurse say about the bite?
524 00:36:50,391 00:36:52,380 Thankfully, it didn't break the skin. Thankfully, it didn't break the skin.
525 00:36:53,161 00:36:55,710 What about those two? What are you thinking? What about those two? What are you thinking?
526 00:36:55,905 00:36:59,409 I hate to admit I was wrong. I should have known. I hate to admit I was wrong. I should have known.
527 00:36:59,533 00:37:03,913 Eli's social workers wanted us to send him back if he got violent. Eli's social workers wanted us to send him back if he got violent.
528 00:37:04,074 00:37:05,707 I'm gonna have to send them both back. I'm gonna have to send them both back.
529 00:37:05,777 00:37:07,079 Give them one more day. Give them one more day.
530 00:37:07,141 00:37:09,865 I can't risk the entire camp for them. I can't risk the entire camp for them.
531 00:37:10,490 00:37:12,808 Look Sam, a lot can happen in a day. Look Sam, a lot can happen in a day.
532 00:37:13,250 00:37:16,121 Then he runs again, yeah. Then he runs again, yeah.
533 00:37:16,648 00:37:19,824 Yeah, I think she gave me the worst kid here on purpose. Yeah, I think she gave me the worst kid here on purpose.
534 00:37:20,390 00:37:23,634 Hey, I got to go but as soon as you get that meeting, let me know. Hey, I got to go but as soon as you get that meeting, let me know.
535 00:37:23,658 00:37:26,290 Okay? Alright, bye. Okay? Alright, bye.
536 00:37:29,949 00:37:31,465 So, how was your first day? So, how was your first day?
537 00:37:31,683 00:37:33,485 Thanks for the troubled kid. Thanks for the troubled kid.
538 00:37:33,810 00:37:35,107 What's wrong with him? What's wrong with him?
539 00:37:36,076 00:37:37,171 Nothing. Nothing.
540 00:37:39,107 00:37:40,201 Nothing? Nothing?
541 00:37:46,734 00:37:49,470 Is there anything here but junk food? Is there anything here but junk food?
542 00:37:49,595 00:37:52,377 There's some apples in fridge. - Excellent. There's some apples in fridge. - Excellent.
543 00:38:02,618 00:38:06,270 So, what's up with your freak kid? Robert. So, what's up with your freak kid? Robert.
544 00:38:08,573 00:38:09,703 Redford. Redford.
545 00:38:09,752 00:38:12,338 Yeah, seriously? What's that kid, like 10 years old? Yeah, seriously? What's that kid, like 10 years old?
546 00:38:12,408 00:38:15,267 He is already in some need of serious therapy. He is already in some need of serious therapy.
547 00:38:15,324 00:38:16,330 You know... You know...
548 00:38:16,355 00:38:18,777 I wonder if these kids here wouldn't benefit more... I wonder if these kids here wouldn't benefit more...
549 00:38:18,816 00:38:21,530 from a bunch of psychs rather than us. Right? from a bunch of psychs rather than us. Right?
550 00:38:21,615 00:38:22,958 The first day can be pretty hard. The first day can be pretty hard.
551 00:38:23,050 00:38:27,264 Yeah, no kidding! My kid had me run probably 20 miles around this place today. Yeah, no kidding! My kid had me run probably 20 miles around this place today.
552 00:38:27,288 00:38:30,895 It's gonna take a month's worth of chiropractic work to fix my neck. It's gonna take a month's worth of chiropractic work to fix my neck.
553 00:38:32,665 00:38:35,569 Hey Randy, how long did you say you've been doing this again? Hey Randy, how long did you say you've been doing this again?
554 00:38:35,730 00:38:36,899 Three years. Three years.
555 00:38:38,329 00:38:40,039 Glutton for punishment? Glutton for punishment?
556 00:38:40,503 00:38:45,706 You know, I thought you had the worst kid but obviously Tammie has it out for me. You know, I thought you had the worst kid but obviously Tammie has it out for me.
557 00:38:45,906 00:38:47,909 You know what I think? - Time to go! You know what I think? - Time to go!
558 00:38:53,377 00:38:54,949 Hey man, take it easy! Hey man, take it easy!
559 00:38:54,996 00:38:59,193 Don't easy me! Now you listen and you listen good, maggot. Don't easy me! Now you listen and you listen good, maggot.
560 00:38:59,365 00:39:02,121 You may be good at making money in your pretty little office... You may be good at making money in your pretty little office...
561 00:39:02,176 00:39:03,893 but I have been to hell and back. but I have been to hell and back.
562 00:39:04,025 00:39:07,905 I've killed in service and I've watched my buddies bleed to death from lED's. I've killed in service and I've watched my buddies bleed to death from lED's.
563 00:39:08,062 00:39:13,106 Camp is a walk in the park compared to war, you non-contributing zero. Camp is a walk in the park compared to war, you non-contributing zero.
564 00:39:19,273 00:39:22,584 When I think back to my army days it gets me all worked up. When I think back to my army days it gets me all worked up.
565 00:39:23,611 00:39:28,720 Believe me, when your under fire in a war zone, you think of the oddest things. Believe me, when your under fire in a war zone, you think of the oddest things.
566 00:39:30,851 00:39:37,666 Wayne was the only person who told me he loved me, ever. Wayne was the only person who told me he loved me, ever.
567 00:39:38,681 00:39:39,830 Wayne? Wayne?
568 00:39:42,897 00:39:47,073 My counselor, from this camp. My counselor, from this camp.
569 00:39:50,071 00:39:54,378 I was a mean, violent, nasty kid. I was a mean, violent, nasty kid.
570 00:39:55,456 00:39:57,979 Hated everyone, especially Wayne. Hated everyone, especially Wayne.
571 00:39:58,651 00:40:01,330 Must have bit him like 20 times. Must have bit him like 20 times.
572 00:40:02,012 00:40:05,676 When I left camp, he told me he loved me. When I left camp, he told me he loved me.
573 00:40:08,155 00:40:10,545 And I spit on him when I got on the bus. And I spit on him when I got on the bus.
574 00:40:13,891 00:40:16,471 Tried to find him when I got out of the service. Tried to find him when I got out of the service.
575 00:40:17,909 00:40:20,401 He had died the year before. He had died the year before.
576 00:40:22,488 00:40:27,145 Never got a chance to tell him: Thanks for changing my life. Never got a chance to tell him: Thanks for changing my life.
577 00:40:30,511 00:40:38,052 So, I don't care if you don't like the food, or me, or camp. So, I don't care if you don't like the food, or me, or camp.
578 00:40:39,120 00:40:42,778 You will figure out a way to be a good counselor to that kid. You will figure out a way to be a good counselor to that kid.
579 00:40:43,524 00:40:44,856 You get me? You get me?
580 00:40:46,942 00:40:48,294 Figure it out. Figure it out.
581 00:40:57,638 00:41:01,921 How many times do I have to tell you to stay in your room? How many times do I have to tell you to stay in your room?
582 00:41:04,011 00:41:05,456 No mom, no! No mom, no!
583 00:41:12,620 00:41:13,963 Ken! Ken!
584 00:41:51,892 00:41:54,998 Who the hell is calling me at 3am? Who the hell is calling me at 3am?
585 00:41:56,397 00:41:57,550 What do you want? What do you want?
586 00:41:57,665 00:41:58,665 Dad? Dad?
587 00:41:58,766 00:42:02,543 Eli? What are you doing? Where are you? Eli? What are you doing? Where are you?
588 00:42:02,903 00:42:05,110 I'm at camp at Pine Lake. I'm at camp at Pine Lake.
589 00:42:06,006 00:42:08,111 Camp? What are you doing at camp? Camp? What are you doing at camp?
590 00:42:08,281 00:42:10,658 I don't know. They made me come here. I don't know. They made me come here.
591 00:42:10,814 00:42:13,674 My counselor's awful and the food is worse than Locustwood. My counselor's awful and the food is worse than Locustwood.
592 00:42:13,781 00:42:15,920 Alright, don't worry. I'm coming to get you. Alright, don't worry. I'm coming to get you.
593 00:42:16,035 00:42:18,328 No dad. Never mind. I'm okay, I'm fine. No dad. Never mind. I'm okay, I'm fine.
594 00:42:18,352 00:42:19,512 I said I'm coming to get you! I said I'm coming to get you!
595 00:42:19,687 00:42:20,980 No dad, no. No dad, no.
596 00:42:56,624 00:43:00,110 What time is it? - Time to get up, princess. What time is it? - Time to get up, princess.
597 00:43:00,837 00:43:04,442 Eek! Call that beauty sleep? You might wanna try something else. Eek! Call that beauty sleep? You might wanna try something else.
598 00:43:04,548 00:43:07,135 Eli, rise and shine soldier! Eli, rise and shine soldier!
599 00:43:07,206 00:43:08,301 Where's my phone? Where's my phone?
600 00:43:08,335 00:43:10,917 You're not supposed to have a phone. You're not supposed to have a phone.
601 00:43:11,171 00:43:13,515 Funny kid. Have you seen it? Funny kid. Have you seen it?
602 00:43:13,566 00:43:14,641 No. No.
603 00:43:14,808 00:43:17,771 Are you sure you haven't seen it? Are you sure you haven't seen it?
604 00:43:19,412 00:43:23,756 Oh, here it is. I thought I plugged it in. Oh, here it is. I thought I plugged it in.
605 00:43:24,084 00:43:26,664 Check your messages later. We've got to get moving. Check your messages later. We've got to get moving.
606 00:43:26,719 00:43:28,286 Redford, if you don't get up... Redford, if you don't get up...
607 00:43:28,311 00:43:31,260 we're not going to make it to Muddy Creek before breakfast. we're not going to make it to Muddy Creek before breakfast.
608 00:43:31,292 00:43:33,670 Muddy Creek! Crawdads! Muddy Creek! Crawdads!
609 00:43:33,761 00:43:37,971 That's right, soldiers. The early bird gets the... crawdad! That's right, soldiers. The early bird gets the... crawdad!
610 00:43:45,469 00:43:48,052 Does he really have to strip right here in front of everyone? Does he really have to strip right here in front of everyone?
611 00:43:48,104 00:43:49,950 Where else is he gonna change? Where else is he gonna change?
612 00:43:50,088 00:43:51,781 I'm not changing till everyone leaves. I'm not changing till everyone leaves.
613 00:43:51,845 00:43:55,674 That might be a problem, see, cause we can't leave until you change clothes. That might be a problem, see, cause we can't leave until you change clothes.
614 00:43:55,761 00:43:57,753 Seriously kid, we're all boys. Seriously kid, we're all boys.
615 00:43:57,794 00:44:00,120 It doesn't matter if we see each other in our underwear. It doesn't matter if we see each other in our underwear.
616 00:44:00,152 00:44:01,633 Eli, come on. Eli, come on.
617 00:44:04,692 00:44:05,898 Hold on a second, Sam. Hold on a second, Sam.
618 00:44:19,873 00:44:21,216 What do you think? What do you think?
619 00:44:21,542 00:44:23,488 Fine, whatever. Fine, whatever.
620 00:44:24,545 00:44:25,758 Alright then. Alright then.
621 00:44:26,086 00:44:29,040 Hurry up. Come on. Find your pants. Hurry up. Come on. Find your pants.
622 00:44:31,852 00:44:34,526 All the good fishing spots are right out here. All the good fishing spots are right out here.
623 00:44:38,370 00:44:41,439 There's gonna be some really great crawdads right over there, okay? There's gonna be some really great crawdads right over there, okay?
624 00:44:44,416 00:44:47,205 If you're waiting for it to dry it's gonna be a long wait. If you're waiting for it to dry it's gonna be a long wait.
625 00:45:00,378 00:45:03,052 If you find any leeches, soldier, you let me know. If you find any leeches, soldier, you let me know.
626 00:45:03,521 00:45:06,200 Leeches? Seriously? Leeches? Seriously?
627 00:45:06,364 00:45:08,558 They'll be attached to your toes. They'll be attached to your toes.
628 00:45:15,781 00:45:17,900 Leeches, great. Leeches, great.
629 00:45:25,975 00:45:29,186 Oh, looks like you got one soldier! That's what I'm talking about. Oh, looks like you got one soldier! That's what I'm talking about.
630 00:45:29,803 00:45:35,152 See this crawdad, they look like these creatures I've seen on my home planet. See this crawdad, they look like these creatures I've seen on my home planet.
631 00:45:35,268 00:45:37,539 This is your home planet, stupid. This is your home planet, stupid.
632 00:45:37,625 00:45:40,254 No it isn't. I'm from Zenith. No it isn't. I'm from Zenith.
633 00:45:40,320 00:45:41,993 Don't call me a liar. Don't call me a liar.
634 00:45:42,978 00:45:46,502 You've insulted Zenithians for the last time! You've insulted Zenithians for the last time!
635 00:45:46,794 00:45:48,432 Hey, come on guys! Hey, come on guys!
636 00:45:52,905 00:45:54,104 Good one, Ken! Good one, Ken!
637 00:45:56,249 00:45:57,577 I like the new look! I like the new look!
638 00:45:57,673 00:45:59,485 Oh, you haven't heard? Oh, you haven't heard?
639 00:45:59,688 00:46:01,789 Mud does great things for your complexion. Mud does great things for your complexion.
640 00:46:01,844 00:46:03,429 Come on down, I'll show you. Come on down, I'll show you.
641 00:46:03,524 00:46:05,642 No, no. Thanks, I'm good. No, no. Thanks, I'm good.
642 00:46:06,104 00:46:07,696 Are the crawdads biting? Are the crawdads biting?
643 00:46:07,848 00:46:10,975 Oh yeah, they're definitely some kind of alien creatures. Oh yeah, they're definitely some kind of alien creatures.
644 00:46:11,053 00:46:12,561 They like raw meat. They like raw meat.
645 00:46:16,757 00:46:20,068 Oh bacon! - I've never seen so much bacon! Oh bacon! - I've never seen so much bacon!
646 00:46:22,556 00:46:26,095 So, Bella and I are gonna go to aunt Tammie's tea party. So, Bella and I are gonna go to aunt Tammie's tea party.
647 00:46:26,648 00:46:28,624 What do you think, kid? Wanna join them? What do you think, kid? Wanna join them?
648 00:46:30,619 00:46:33,369 What? - The tea party's for girls. What? - The tea party's for girls.
649 00:46:34,541 00:46:35,650 Right. Right.
650 00:46:35,806 00:46:37,910 Eli, wanna go swimming today? Eli, wanna go swimming today?
651 00:46:38,003 00:46:39,652 I already told you, no swimming. I already told you, no swimming.
652 00:46:39,714 00:46:41,128 Hey, the water's not gonna hurt you. Hey, the water's not gonna hurt you.
653 00:46:41,191 00:46:44,730 Besides, you know, it's hot out. Take a dip... - No swimming, okay? Besides, you know, it's hot out. Take a dip... - No swimming, okay?
654 00:46:44,966 00:46:48,421 Okay. Okay, mister party pooper. Okay. Okay, mister party pooper.
655 00:46:48,515 00:46:50,955 We'll just stay in the cabin all day and do nothing. We'll just stay in the cabin all day and do nothing.
656 00:46:51,046 00:46:52,148 Sound fun? Sound fun?
657 00:47:01,668 00:47:04,945 Turn it off, put it away, keep it away. Turn it off, put it away, keep it away.
658 00:47:05,372 00:47:08,876 Look, I've got an important prospective client. It could be worth a lot, so... Look, I've got an important prospective client. It could be worth a lot, so...
659 00:47:09,009 00:47:12,718 Okay. Well, remember Eli, your camper? He's important too. Okay. Well, remember Eli, your camper? He's important too.
660 00:47:12,913 00:47:14,113 I know. I know.
661 00:47:15,573 00:47:18,831 I'm aware I suck at this, okay, but I'm trying to do better today. I'm aware I suck at this, okay, but I'm trying to do better today.
662 00:47:18,972 00:47:21,025 We did the whole get in the mud thing. We did the whole get in the mud thing.
663 00:47:21,091 00:47:22,146 You're mean to him. You're mean to him.
664 00:47:22,380 00:47:23,419 He's mean to me. He's mean to me.
665 00:47:23,482 00:47:24,957 He's ten! - So? He's ten! - So?
666 00:47:26,360 00:47:27,474 Put the phone away... Put the phone away...
667 00:47:27,536 00:47:29,880 and maybe you'll be able to keep track of your camper. and maybe you'll be able to keep track of your camper.
668 00:47:52,891 00:47:56,594 Remember? We've got to stick together, alright? Remember? We've got to stick together, alright?
669 00:48:10,237 00:48:13,343 Sure sounds like the kids are having fun over there at the pool? Sure sounds like the kids are having fun over there at the pool?
670 00:48:14,708 00:48:16,812 You know, I used to be a lifeguard. You know, I used to be a lifeguard.
671 00:48:17,718 00:48:21,115 It would be like you had your own personal lifeguard. It would be like you had your own personal lifeguard.
672 00:48:21,214 00:48:23,935 I told you, I'm not afraid of water. I told you, I'm not afraid of water.
673 00:48:23,982 00:48:26,200 You know, that's sure what it sounds like to me, kid. You know, that's sure what it sounds like to me, kid.
674 00:48:26,247 00:48:28,693 I'm not a liar! I hate you! I'm not a liar! I hate you!
675 00:48:51,578 00:48:53,387 Here, let me help you. Here, let me help you.
676 00:48:54,014 00:48:55,658 No, no, no, not like that. Can't you... No, no, no, not like that. Can't you...
677 00:48:55,682 00:48:57,055 I've just never done it before. I've just never done it before.
678 00:48:57,118 00:48:59,344 It's not that hard. Can't you just take the arrow and... It's not that hard. Can't you just take the arrow and...
679 00:48:59,369 00:49:00,758 I've never done it before. I've never done it before.
680 00:49:00,805 00:49:02,797 Neither have these kids either, okay? Neither have these kids either, okay?
681 00:49:02,852 00:49:04,401 You know what, just forget it! You know what, just forget it!
682 00:49:12,151 00:49:15,145 Wow! I wanna ride the bikes! Wow! I wanna ride the bikes!
683 00:49:15,192 00:49:17,390 We can ride the bikes. Let's go check it out. We can ride the bikes. Let's go check it out.
684 00:49:17,471 00:49:21,112 No we can't. - Sure we can. Look, there's plenty left. No we can't. - Sure we can. Look, there's plenty left.
685 00:49:21,942 00:49:25,450 Look, there's a purple one right there, you want that one? It looks about your size. Look, there's a purple one right there, you want that one? It looks about your size.
686 00:49:25,559 00:49:27,125 I don't know how. I don't know how.
687 00:49:27,214 00:49:28,386 What do you mean? What do you mean?
688 00:49:28,682 00:49:31,663 They said I'm too fat to ride one. They said I'm too fat to ride one.
689 00:49:34,821 00:49:37,971 Gabby, do you know what today is? Gabby, do you know what today is?
690 00:49:38,128 00:49:39,191 What? What?
691 00:49:39,248 00:49:41,412 Today's the day, you're gonna learn how to ride a bike! Today's the day, you're gonna learn how to ride a bike!
692 00:49:41,482 00:49:43,499 Really? - Aha. Let's go! Really? - Aha. Let's go!
693 00:49:43,964 00:49:46,069 Can we grab that one please? Can we grab that one please?
694 00:49:46,544 00:49:47,701 Alright, come on. Alright, come on.
695 00:49:49,450 00:49:50,569 Got it? Got it?
696 00:49:51,607 00:49:54,346 Alright, you got this. Alright, you got this.
697 00:49:54,808 00:49:56,515 Gabby. You're okay? Gabby. You're okay?
698 00:49:59,312 00:50:00,312 Gabby! Gabby!
699 00:50:00,419 00:50:01,925 I'm okay! - Oh, good. I'm okay! - Oh, good.
700 00:50:02,015 00:50:05,622 Can I try again? - Of course you can, come on! Can I try again? - Of course you can, come on!
701 00:50:27,274 00:50:31,484 Look, kid. I didn't mean to... - Whatever, okay? Look, kid. I didn't mean to... - Whatever, okay?
702 00:50:33,503 00:50:34,901 Okay, okay. Okay, okay.
703 00:50:35,291 00:50:37,697 You don't wanna swim. You don't like archery. You don't wanna swim. You don't like archery.
704 00:50:37,768 00:50:39,502 You don't wanna go to the tea party. You don't wanna go to the tea party.
705 00:50:39,596 00:50:41,236 What would you like to do instead? What would you like to do instead?
706 00:50:41,421 00:50:43,526 Shoot, anything. I'm up for it, tell me. Shoot, anything. I'm up for it, tell me.
707 00:50:45,459 00:50:47,268 I wanna go to the other side of the lake. I wanna go to the other side of the lake.
708 00:50:49,250 00:50:50,711 I don't think they allow that, kid. I don't think they allow that, kid.
709 00:50:50,758 00:50:53,191 Why don't we do something back here at camp instead, okay? Why don't we do something back here at camp instead, okay?
710 00:50:53,266 00:50:55,473 Figures. You said it but you don't mean it. Figures. You said it but you don't mean it.
711 00:50:55,602 00:50:56,913 That's not fair and you know I... That's not fair and you know I...
712 00:50:56,937 00:50:58,065 You said it! You said it!
713 00:50:58,815 00:51:00,792 You just lie like everyone else. You just lie like everyone else.
714 00:51:01,274 00:51:02,846 We should go back to the cabin now. We should go back to the cabin now.
715 00:51:04,644 00:51:07,625 Look what I got! Made from alien skin. Look what I got! Made from alien skin.
716 00:51:07,724 00:51:10,686 Pretty sure he swallowed half the pool but he made it! Pretty sure he swallowed half the pool but he made it!
717 00:51:10,810 00:51:11,919 Hey, let me see that. Hey, let me see that.
718 00:51:12,052 00:51:13,656 No, it's mine! - Hey. No, it's mine! - Hey.
719 00:51:13,851 00:51:15,718 Not a nice way to treat your fellow soldiers. Not a nice way to treat your fellow soldiers.
720 00:51:15,789 00:51:17,624 Can we just go back to the cabin now? Can we just go back to the cabin now?
721 00:51:17,921 00:51:19,134 I hate it here. I hate it here.
722 00:51:22,763 00:51:23,901 Back to the cabin. Back to the cabin.
723 00:51:25,992 00:51:28,778 Figures, I get the kid wants to do something we can't even do. Figures, I get the kid wants to do something we can't even do.
724 00:51:28,802 00:51:30,398 He wants to hike a mile away. He wants to hike a mile away.
725 00:51:31,271 00:51:32,271 Where? Where?
726 00:51:35,609 00:51:37,555 Come on. Looks like we're going for a hike now. Come on. Looks like we're going for a hike now.
727 00:51:56,830 00:51:58,650 Why don't you try to talk to him? Why don't you try to talk to him?
728 00:51:59,574 00:52:03,285 Yeah, I don't really feel like going for a hundred yard dash again, but thanks. Yeah, I don't really feel like going for a hundred yard dash again, but thanks.
729 00:52:04,957 00:52:06,490 Why do you think he runs? Why do you think he runs?
730 00:52:06,904 00:52:08,599 Because he likes being a pain? Because he likes being a pain?
731 00:52:09,443 00:52:11,072 Try again, soldier. Try again, soldier.
732 00:52:12,326 00:52:14,740 Man, all I know is he's testing my patience. Man, all I know is he's testing my patience.
733 00:52:15,515 00:52:22,364 He is testing you to see if you give a damn, because no one else does. He is testing you to see if you give a damn, because no one else does.
734 00:52:43,582 00:52:44,793 How is it going? How is it going?
735 00:52:45,712 00:52:48,090 I just wanna get away from that stupid camp. I just wanna get away from that stupid camp.
736 00:52:48,207 00:52:49,567 Yeah, no kidding. Yeah, no kidding.
737 00:52:49,817 00:52:53,379 I think you're right about the tea party. That would be pretty lame. I think you're right about the tea party. That would be pretty lame.
738 00:52:53,587 00:52:57,057 Sounds lame. What do they even do there anyway? Sounds lame. What do they even do there anyway?
739 00:52:57,534 00:53:00,341 I don't know. We'd have to go to find out. I don't know. We'd have to go to find out.
740 00:53:00,667 00:53:02,214 They do have treats though. They do have treats though.
741 00:53:02,323 00:53:05,399 Yeah, but you've got to dress up. Girl stuff. Yeah, but you've got to dress up. Girl stuff.
742 00:53:08,568 00:53:10,523 It sucks not having an arm band. It sucks not having an arm band.
743 00:53:11,554 00:53:14,437 Yup. Gotta get into that pool. Yup. Gotta get into that pool.
744 00:53:14,914 00:53:19,115 You know, you could really get me one, if you wanted to. You suck. You know, you could really get me one, if you wanted to. You suck.
745 00:53:21,248 00:53:22,625 Hopeless. Hopeless.
746 00:53:22,949 00:53:24,929 You know what, kid? You know what, kid?
747 00:53:27,063 00:53:30,914 Finally! The mothership has come back for me! Finally! The mothership has come back for me!
748 00:53:31,031 00:53:35,086 Take me home! Take me home! Take me home! Take me home!
749 00:53:46,252 00:53:48,651 These mountain storms pass really quickly. These mountain storms pass really quickly.
750 00:53:48,797 00:53:50,570 It'll be sunny again tomorrow. It'll be sunny again tomorrow.
751 00:53:50,984 00:53:54,258 That's the closest the mothership has come yet. That's the closest the mothership has come yet.
752 00:53:56,377 00:53:58,033 Sucks, soldier? Sucks, soldier?
753 00:53:58,754 00:54:02,152 They'll come back for me, someday. They'll come back for me, someday.
754 00:54:03,222 00:54:05,160 Why don't we check our mail? Why don't we check our mail?
755 00:54:07,615 00:54:10,201 Hey, did I get a letter from my dad? Hey, did I get a letter from my dad?
756 00:54:14,023 00:54:15,953 Got something here from Tammie for you. Got something here from Tammie for you.
757 00:54:18,150 00:54:19,252 No thanks. No thanks.
758 00:54:22,809 00:54:25,289 Alright, here you go Bella. Alright, here you go Bella.
759 00:54:25,946 00:54:27,323 Here you go Maribel. Here you go Maribel.
760 00:54:30,684 00:54:32,475 You can open those, Maribel. You can open those, Maribel.
761 00:54:32,686 00:54:33,892 I'm saving them. I'm saving them.
762 00:54:34,087 00:54:36,067 You'll get more tomorrow, go ahead and read them. You'll get more tomorrow, go ahead and read them.
763 00:54:36,323 00:54:37,768 I don't like reading. I don't like reading.
764 00:54:37,857 00:54:39,706 Don't like reading? Don't like reading?
765 00:54:41,237 00:54:43,745 Everyone likes reading their letters. Everyone likes reading their letters.
766 00:54:46,599 00:54:47,663 Lacee. Lacee.
767 00:54:49,135 00:54:50,773 Maybe she's not that good at it. Maybe she's not that good at it.
768 00:54:51,037 00:54:52,109 What? What?
769 00:54:52,672 00:54:53,742 Reading. Reading.
770 00:54:54,841 00:54:55,898 Oh. Oh.
771 00:55:01,614 00:55:03,423 Maribel, can we talk? Maribel, can we talk?
772 00:55:06,152 00:55:08,171 What grade are you in at school, sweetie? What grade are you in at school, sweetie?
773 00:55:12,559 00:55:16,371 My mom, my mom didn't like taking me to school. My mom, my mom didn't like taking me to school.
774 00:55:22,035 00:55:23,310 I have an idea. I have an idea.
775 00:55:23,537 00:55:25,428 Can I read your letters to you? Can I read your letters to you?
776 00:55:29,976 00:55:31,181 Dear Maribel... Dear Maribel...
777 00:55:31,244 00:55:33,962 You rocked it on the kickball field today soldier. You rocked it on the kickball field today soldier.
778 00:55:34,048 00:55:37,223 You can be on my team anytime. Sergeant Sam. You can be on my team anytime. Sergeant Sam.
779 00:55:38,151 00:55:39,425 Read this one. Read this one.
780 00:55:41,921 00:55:43,189 Dear Maribel... Dear Maribel...
781 00:55:43,368 00:55:46,181 You are so much fun to hang out with here at camp. You are so much fun to hang out with here at camp.
782 00:55:46,326 00:55:48,829 Tomorrow, we get to do the tea party. Tomorrow, we get to do the tea party.
783 00:55:49,478 00:55:52,490 You are going to be so beautiful in one of the dresses. You are going to be so beautiful in one of the dresses.
784 00:55:52,661 00:55:54,902 I can't wait to see which one you pick. I can't wait to see which one you pick.
785 00:55:55,001 00:55:57,982 I am so lucky to have you as a camper this week. I am so lucky to have you as a camper this week.
786 00:55:58,204 00:55:59,886 You wrote that one! You wrote that one!
787 00:55:59,995 00:56:02,938 Yeah, I did. Do you wanna read more? - Yeah. Yeah, I did. Do you wanna read more? - Yeah.
788 00:56:10,116 00:56:13,996 Red, turn that thing off and go to sleep soldier. Red, turn that thing off and go to sleep soldier.
789 00:56:14,187 00:56:16,571 I can't find my alien band. I can't find my alien band.
790 00:56:16,704 00:56:18,470 You're not supposed to take it off. You're not supposed to take it off.
791 00:56:18,735 00:56:20,345 It was itchy It was itchy
792 00:56:24,030 00:56:25,407 Here it is! Here it is!
793 00:56:26,566 00:56:30,605 No, wait! That one's not yours. I found it. No, wait! That one's not yours. I found it.
794 00:56:31,738 00:56:34,082 What do you mean, you found it? What do you mean, you found it?
795 00:56:34,374 00:56:36,134 Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
796 00:56:36,282 00:56:40,587 You took my alien band because it's made of alien skin... You took my alien band because it's made of alien skin...
797 00:56:40,704 00:56:43,118 and you wanna be an alien, like me. and you wanna be an alien, like me.
798 00:56:43,235 00:56:44,377 Admit it. Admit it.
799 00:56:44,526 00:56:48,323 Look, there's no such things as aliens, you freak. Look, there's no such things as aliens, you freak.
800 00:56:48,393 00:56:49,112 Guys! Guys!
801 00:56:49,155 00:56:54,040 No mothership, no Zenith, and we eat spaghetti for lunch. Not alien guts. No mothership, no Zenith, and we eat spaghetti for lunch. Not alien guts.
802 00:56:54,102 00:56:59,970 No one is ever coming for you. Never, ever, ever. No one is ever coming for you. Never, ever, ever.
803 00:57:03,120 00:57:04,513 Hey, what are you doing? Hey, what are you doing?
804 00:57:08,455 00:57:09,746 Hold this, sweetie. Hold this, sweetie.
805 00:57:13,980 00:57:15,191 How do you feel? How do you feel?
806 00:57:17,280 00:57:18,569 I've had worse. I've had worse.
807 00:57:19,610 00:57:21,730 Well, you certainly took it like a champ. Well, you certainly took it like a champ.
808 00:57:29,796 00:57:31,400 Samuel, is it true? Samuel, is it true?
809 00:57:32,365 00:57:33,571 What's that? What's that?
810 00:57:34,134 00:57:36,341 The aliens aren't coming for me. The aliens aren't coming for me.
811 00:57:39,839 00:57:43,458 Hey, you don't give up hope. You hear me? Hey, you don't give up hope. You hear me?
812 00:57:43,794 00:57:45,216 Don't give up hope. Don't give up hope.
813 00:57:49,983 00:57:52,383 You and these stupid arm bands. You and these stupid arm bands.
814 00:57:52,532 00:57:54,923 Why can't you stop taking what's not yours? Why can't you stop taking what's not yours?
815 00:57:55,048 00:57:56,196 I didn't. I didn't.
816 00:57:56,456 00:57:57,566 Oh really? Oh really?
817 00:57:57,620 00:58:02,956 Well, somehow it magically ended up on your bed then. I wonder how. Well, somehow it magically ended up on your bed then. I wonder how.
818 00:58:04,831 00:58:07,778 Nothing to say? Yeah, figures. Nothing to say? Yeah, figures.
819 00:58:08,622 00:58:12,695 You know, with all your running away and stealing things... You know, with all your running away and stealing things...
820 00:58:12,976 00:58:16,592 you are making me look like a bad counselor. you are making me look like a bad counselor.
821 00:58:18,072 00:58:20,447 That's because you are a bad counselor. That's because you are a bad counselor.
822 00:58:20,488 00:58:24,301 No, you know what? You are bad, you. No, you know what? You are bad, you.
823 00:58:34,420 00:58:36,271 Let me exp... - Just wait here. Let me exp... - Just wait here.
824 00:58:45,104 00:58:46,947 So when do I go back? So when do I go back?
825 00:58:47,497 00:58:50,700 We can't have kids beating the other kids up. We can't have kids beating the other kids up.
826 00:58:51,528 00:58:53,348 Do you understand? Do you understand?
827 00:59:00,687 00:59:02,792 Ken hasn't been the best counselor? Ken hasn't been the best counselor?
828 00:59:03,389 00:59:05,377 Ken's the worst counselor ever. Ken's the worst counselor ever.
829 00:59:08,578 00:59:11,993 Okay. Tell you what. Okay. Tell you what.
830 00:59:12,602 00:59:14,987 I'll give you a second chance... I'll give you a second chance...
831 00:59:15,159 00:59:17,448 if you think you can give Ken a second chance. if you think you can give Ken a second chance.
832 00:59:18,932 00:59:20,174 Okay. Okay.
833 00:59:20,731 00:59:26,348 Good. Come on, get in bed. Up. Up, up, up. Good. Come on, get in bed. Up. Up, up, up.
834 00:59:31,364 00:59:32,552 Ms. Tammie? Ms. Tammie?
835 00:59:32,653 00:59:33,752 Yup? Yup?
836 00:59:35,333 00:59:38,062 Will you tell Redford I'm sorry. Will you tell Redford I'm sorry.
837 00:59:40,560 00:59:43,687 I will. Goodnight Eli. I will. Goodnight Eli.
838 00:59:50,737 00:59:53,377 Well, when's he going back? - What? Well, when's he going back? - What?
839 00:59:53,573 00:59:56,755 When is he going home? - Shh! Ken. When is he going home? - Shh! Ken.
840 00:59:59,161 01:00:00,516 Is that what you want? Is that what you want?
841 01:00:00,591 01:00:02,616 Tammie, If we're not careful I may end up... Tammie, If we're not careful I may end up...
842 01:00:02,687 01:00:05,601 we may end up getting sued by Redford's parents. we may end up getting sued by Redford's parents.
843 01:00:06,085 01:00:10,295 What parents? His dead mom or his drug dealer dad? What parents? His dead mom or his drug dealer dad?
844 01:00:10,353 01:00:11,462 You know, look. You know, look.
845 01:00:11,524 01:00:13,470 You can't just throw out right and wrong okay? You can't just throw out right and wrong okay?
846 01:00:13,524 01:00:16,643 The kid has broken every single rule and there needs to be consequences. The kid has broken every single rule and there needs to be consequences.
847 01:00:16,737 01:00:20,230 In Eli's world, right and wrong, they tend to get a little bit muddled. In Eli's world, right and wrong, they tend to get a little bit muddled.
848 01:00:20,333 01:00:24,632 And if the adults in his life can't tell the difference, how can we expect him to? And if the adults in his life can't tell the difference, how can we expect him to?
849 01:00:24,788 01:00:28,182 Alright. So forgive me if I have a little bit of compassion here. Alright. So forgive me if I have a little bit of compassion here.
850 01:00:28,269 01:00:30,044 But please, don't you worry. But please, don't you worry.
851 01:00:30,115 01:00:33,805 Nobody's gonna complain that Eli's counselor doesn't give a care. Nobody's gonna complain that Eli's counselor doesn't give a care.
852 01:00:34,647 01:00:38,750 I am trying to care, Tammie. I am trying to care, Tammie.
853 01:00:39,852 01:00:42,696 But that kid is totally screwed up. But that kid is totally screwed up.
854 01:00:47,325 01:00:48,940 I can't do this. I can't do this.
855 01:00:50,544 01:00:53,990 I mean, how do you like a kid like that? I mean, how do you like a kid like that?
856 01:01:00,006 01:01:02,500 You just have to find one thing to like. You just have to find one thing to like.
857 01:01:02,617 01:01:04,289 Just one thing. Just one thing.
858 01:01:04,672 01:01:05,899 And pray for him. And pray for him.
859 01:01:05,961 01:01:08,289 All these kids could use our prayers. All these kids could use our prayers.
860 01:01:09,111 01:01:12,651 Alright, okay. Well, for example... Alright, okay. Well, for example...
861 01:01:13,119 01:01:15,158 there's one thing I like about you. there's one thing I like about you.
862 01:01:16,923 01:01:18,042 Really? Really?
863 01:01:22,762 01:01:25,368 Porsche Carrera 4. Porsche Carrera 4.
864 01:01:25,565 01:01:29,833 330 horsepower. 0 to 60 in 5.2 seconds. 330 horsepower. 0 to 60 in 5.2 seconds.
865 01:01:29,973 01:01:32,131 Be still my beating heart. Be still my beating heart.
866 01:01:32,372 01:01:36,184 Nice. Girls don't like boys, they like cars and money. Nice. Girls don't like boys, they like cars and money.
867 01:01:36,275 01:01:38,221 Okay, goodnight Ken. Okay, goodnight Ken.
868 01:01:38,378 01:01:39,652 Goodnight. Goodnight.
869 01:01:40,942 01:01:44,725 And Joseph told his brothers, who had sold him to be a slave... And Joseph told his brothers, who had sold him to be a slave...
870 01:01:44,833 01:01:46,611 that what they meant for evil... that what they meant for evil...
871 01:01:46,812 01:01:51,993 God used for good for his entire family. Amen. God used for good for his entire family. Amen.
872 01:01:53,163 01:01:56,829 Well, my friend Pete has an announcement to make. So Pete, would you come on up? Well, my friend Pete has an announcement to make. So Pete, would you come on up?
873 01:01:59,977 01:02:01,063 Great news! Great news!
874 01:02:01,126 01:02:02,589 Yesterday at the pool... Yesterday at the pool...
875 01:02:02,722 01:02:05,401 four more campers joined the hundred year tradition... four more campers joined the hundred year tradition...
876 01:02:05,511 01:02:08,348 of Pete's Ultimate Camp Swim Club! of Pete's Ultimate Camp Swim Club!
877 01:02:09,976 01:02:14,083 So, if the club is 100 years old, how old does that make you? So, if the club is 100 years old, how old does that make you?
878 01:02:16,482 01:02:18,325 Please stand and raise your bands high! Please stand and raise your bands high!
879 01:02:21,888 01:02:24,767 Way to go guys! Really good! Way to go guys! Really good!
880 01:02:30,062 01:02:34,169 Can you get me one of those arm bands? - You know I can't. Can you get me one of those arm bands? - You know I can't.
881 01:02:34,233 01:02:37,737 Buy one, steal one. You could do it if you were a good counselor. Buy one, steal one. You could do it if you were a good counselor.
882 01:02:42,108 01:02:43,821 Come on, I wanna show you something. Come on, I wanna show you something.
883 01:02:44,102 01:02:45,739 We can't just leave. We can't just leave.
884 01:02:46,407 01:02:47,767 Who's gonna stop us? Who's gonna stop us?
885 01:02:50,817 01:02:58,764 It's great just knowing I'm a part of God's family, playing under the sun. It's great just knowing I'm a part of God's family, playing under the sun.
886 01:02:59,366 01:03:03,837 This is your car? No way! - Yes way. This is your car? No way! - Yes way.
887 01:03:04,024 01:03:06,095 You wanna get in it? - Yes! You wanna get in it? - Yes!
888 01:03:06,251 01:03:08,493 Come on. Hop in, dude. Come on. Hop in, dude.
889 01:03:16,224 01:03:17,740 Whoa! Whoa!
890 01:03:20,466 01:03:22,029 How did you get this? How did you get this?
891 01:03:22,169 01:03:24,982 Well, I didn't steal it, or trick someone. Well, I didn't steal it, or trick someone.
892 01:03:25,232 01:03:26,568 I worked really hard for it. I worked really hard for it.
893 01:03:26,821 01:03:29,657 If you want something bad enough, you'll do almost anything for it. If you want something bad enough, you'll do almost anything for it.
894 01:03:30,969 01:03:34,141 You really want that wrist band, right? - Yeah. You really want that wrist band, right? - Yeah.
895 01:03:37,534 01:03:42,444 Look, I may be a lousy counselor, but I am a great swimmer. Look, I may be a lousy counselor, but I am a great swimmer.
896 01:03:42,653 01:03:46,138 And I can teach you to swim across that pool faster than anybody. And I can teach you to swim across that pool faster than anybody.
897 01:03:46,193 01:03:47,592 But, I don't wanna swim. But, I don't wanna swim.
898 01:03:47,647 01:03:51,542 Yeah, yeah, yeah and you aren't afraid of water, blah, blah blah. Yeah, yeah, yeah and you aren't afraid of water, blah, blah blah.
899 01:03:51,577 01:03:53,938 We only have a few days left here at camp... We only have a few days left here at camp...
900 01:03:53,993 01:03:56,587 and it's gonna take time for me to teach you how to swim. and it's gonna take time for me to teach you how to swim.
901 01:03:56,680 01:03:58,063 So what are we gonna do? So what are we gonna do?
902 01:04:01,373 01:04:02,487 Eli. Eli.
903 01:04:08,471 01:04:09,707 Let's be honest. Let's be honest.
904 01:04:09,918 01:04:13,167 We don't really like each other or get along too well, do we? We don't really like each other or get along too well, do we?
905 01:04:14,615 01:04:17,414 But there is one thing I like about you, dude. But there is one thing I like about you, dude.
906 01:04:17,742 01:04:19,047 You're a fighter. You're a fighter.
907 01:04:19,625 01:04:21,148 A real fighter. A real fighter.
908 01:04:23,385 01:04:26,509 And if you really want that wristband, you're gonna have to fight for it. And if you really want that wristband, you're gonna have to fight for it.
909 01:04:26,612 01:04:30,424 Whatever is keeping you out of the water... you've got to fight it. Whatever is keeping you out of the water... you've got to fight it.
910 01:04:56,475 01:05:00,582 Hey. Give me your towel. Just go for it. Hey. Give me your towel. Just go for it.
911 01:05:29,552 01:05:31,740 On three we jump in together, okay, Eli? On three we jump in together, okay, Eli?
912 01:05:32,845 01:05:33,845 Okay. Okay.
913 01:05:33,913 01:05:37,683 One. Two. Three. One. Two. Three.
914 01:05:43,856 01:05:46,063 Come here. Come here. Come here. Come here.
915 01:05:56,168 01:05:57,272 Whoa! Whoa!
916 01:06:27,051 01:06:28,215 Fancy. Fancy.
917 01:06:35,259 01:06:37,345 The tea party is this afternoon. The tea party is this afternoon.
918 01:06:37,665 01:06:39,009 That's what I hear. That's what I hear.
919 01:06:44,435 01:06:45,685 Did you know? Did you know?
920 01:06:48,130 01:06:51,224 You know... about Eli? You know... about Eli?
921 01:06:54,901 01:06:57,503 I try not to think about their past too much. I try not to think about their past too much.
922 01:06:58,695 01:07:01,096 I focus on a hopeful future. I focus on a hopeful future.
923 01:07:07,873 01:07:11,445 Hey you! You were awesome in the pool today! Hey you! You were awesome in the pool today!
924 01:07:11,500 01:07:13,891 I think you won, like, every chicken fight? I think you won, like, every chicken fight?
925 01:07:14,013 01:07:15,686 Hey, why are you wearing that dress? Hey, why are you wearing that dress?
926 01:07:15,748 01:07:17,812 I'm gonna a tea party. I'm gonna a tea party.
927 01:07:17,960 01:07:20,546 I know, I know, it's just for girls. I know, I know, it's just for girls.
928 01:07:20,753 01:07:23,463 Okay, well we are off. Okay, well we are off.
929 01:07:24,603 01:07:27,922 Enjoy your tea party. - I shall. Enjoy your tea party. - I shall.
930 01:07:36,268 01:07:37,864 Hey, do me a favor. Hey, do me a favor.
931 01:07:39,395 01:07:41,075 Hold on to this for me. Hold on to this for me.
932 01:07:41,574 01:07:44,384 Come on! - Eli, wait up buddy! Come on! - Eli, wait up buddy!
933 01:07:49,315 01:07:53,015 We totally dominated that pool. That was so awesome. We totally dominated that pool. That was so awesome.
934 01:07:53,090 01:07:55,483 You see, I told you it would be fun. You see, I told you it would be fun.
935 01:07:55,622 01:07:57,497 How was I supposed to know? How was I supposed to know?
936 01:07:58,098 01:07:59,786 First time in a pool. First time in a pool.
937 01:08:03,662 01:08:04,943 Hey. Come on. Hey. Come on.
938 01:08:06,187 01:08:07,773 What do you wanna do now? What do you wanna do now?
939 01:08:07,900 01:08:09,822 Cookies do sound good right now. Cookies do sound good right now.
940 01:08:09,947 01:08:12,712 I wish I didn't have to get dressed up for that tea party. I wish I didn't have to get dressed up for that tea party.
941 01:08:16,108 01:08:21,251 My lovelies, thank you for coming to my tea party. Welcome, welcome! My lovelies, thank you for coming to my tea party. Welcome, welcome!
942 01:08:21,313 01:08:23,096 You all look beautiful! You all look beautiful!
943 01:08:23,157 01:08:27,151 Bella, you look absolutely smashing in that dress. Bella, you look absolutely smashing in that dress.
944 01:08:27,198 01:08:28,542 Thank you Miss Tammie. Thank you Miss Tammie.
945 01:08:28,612 01:08:31,339 And those flowers in your hat, they are marvelous. And those flowers in your hat, they are marvelous.
946 01:08:31,401 01:08:33,270 Thank you for noticing. Thank you for noticing.
947 01:08:33,356 01:08:36,256 You ladies all have such great manners. You ladies all have such great manners.
948 01:08:36,295 01:08:37,872 The gardener just has... The gardener just has...
949 01:08:38,372 01:08:40,247 We heard you had good tea? We heard you had good tea?
950 01:08:40,364 01:08:43,522 A little birdie told us this is a black tie event. A little birdie told us this is a black tie event.
951 01:08:44,639 01:08:49,179 You look dashing! Please sit, join us, join us! You look dashing! Please sit, join us, join us!
952 01:08:49,275 01:08:50,507 Hello, ladies. Hello, ladies.
953 01:08:51,824 01:08:54,984 Ladies, let's have a toast, shall we? Ladies, let's have a toast, shall we?
954 01:08:55,147 01:08:59,459 To our first gentlemen tea guests. Now remember our manners. To our first gentlemen tea guests. Now remember our manners.
955 01:08:59,704 01:09:02,494 When in doubt. Pinkies out. When in doubt. Pinkies out.
956 01:09:02,688 01:09:04,531 Cheers. Cheers.
957 01:09:04,824 01:09:06,201 To the ladies. To the ladies.
958 01:09:07,359 01:09:09,965 Mmmmm. Delicious. Mmmmm. Delicious.
959 01:09:12,095 01:09:14,201 What do we owe the pleasure of your company? What do we owe the pleasure of your company?
960 01:09:14,283 01:09:15,955 Oh, we're here for the cookies. Oh, we're here for the cookies.
961 01:09:16,068 01:09:17,375 Oh, please! Oh, please!
962 01:09:17,703 01:09:19,182 All of them! All of them!
963 01:09:30,149 01:09:31,287 Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!
964 01:09:35,354 01:09:38,731 Operation cookie rescue! Leave no cookie behind! Operation cookie rescue! Leave no cookie behind!
965 01:09:40,426 01:09:42,098 All of them! All of them! Let's go! All of them! All of them! Let's go!
966 01:09:44,563 01:09:46,565 I'm gonna get you, Redford! I'm gonna get you, Redford!
967 01:09:52,671 01:09:56,118 Feast on the spoils of our ravages! Feast on the spoils of our ravages!
968 01:10:01,080 01:10:05,460 Who got the most girls? Who got the most girls? I think I did! Who got the most girls? Who got the most girls? I think I did!
969 01:10:27,306 01:10:28,580 Hey, Miss Tammie. Hey, Miss Tammie.
970 01:10:34,947 01:10:37,826 Way to go! Yeah! Way to go! Yeah!
971 01:10:44,323 01:10:45,768 Whoa! Whoa!
972 01:10:51,730 01:10:56,839 Go on, kick your feet, kick your feet. You got it, you got it! Go on, kick your feet, kick your feet. You got it, you got it!
973 01:11:00,005 01:11:01,773 You're doing it! You're doing it!
974 01:11:08,327 01:11:10,421 Ladies, we have mail. Ladies, we have mail.
975 01:11:10,507 01:11:14,564 Bella, something for you. Maribel. Bella, something for you. Maribel.
976 01:11:15,009 01:11:20,493 You did a great job on the swim test. Welcome to the club, Lifeguard Pete. You did a great job on the swim test. Welcome to the club, Lifeguard Pete.
977 01:11:20,792 01:11:25,139 And we have one here for Tammie from Porsche. And we have one here for Tammie from Porsche.
978 01:11:26,665 01:11:27,665 Who's Porsche? Who's Porsche?
979 01:11:27,766 01:11:29,211 Obviously Ken. Obviously Ken.
980 01:11:29,440 01:11:32,311 Ha, ha, ha. Well, I don't know, but let's find out. Ha, ha, ha. Well, I don't know, but let's find out.
981 01:11:35,042 01:11:37,109 My heart throb Tammie, My heart throb Tammie,
982 01:11:39,712 01:11:41,331 Let's go for a ride. Let's go for a ride.
983 01:11:41,456 01:11:44,800 We can ditch that guy named Ken who normally drives me. We can ditch that guy named Ken who normally drives me.
984 01:11:44,984 01:11:48,628 With all my horsepower, Porsche. With all my horsepower, Porsche.
985 01:11:52,791 01:11:54,327 Gabby, let's hear one of yours. Gabby, let's hear one of yours.
986 01:11:54,393 01:11:55,393 Yeah! Yeah!
987 01:11:55,990 01:11:59,805 Hey Gabby, I hear you're gonna sing for us tomorrow at the variety show. Hey Gabby, I hear you're gonna sing for us tomorrow at the variety show.
988 01:12:00,032 01:12:02,347 So excited to hear your voice, James. So excited to hear your voice, James.
989 01:12:02,432 01:12:03,990 You're singing in the show tomorrow? You're singing in the show tomorrow?
990 01:12:04,100 01:12:07,347 Yes. - And it's gonna be awesome! Yes. - And it's gonna be awesome!
991 01:12:19,518 01:12:22,158 Camp is awesome, my counselor is cool! Camp is awesome, my counselor is cool!
992 01:12:26,258 01:12:28,761 Is it a 5 of diamonds? Is it a 5 of diamonds?
993 01:12:37,770 01:12:42,147 He's got everyone there, in his hands. He's got everyone there, in his hands.
994 01:12:42,311 01:12:46,899 He's got everyone, everywhere in his hands. He's got everyone, everywhere in his hands.
995 01:12:46,993 01:12:50,891 He's got the whole world in his hands. He's got the whole world in his hands.
996 01:13:00,759 01:13:04,571 What a great show! Do we wanna have some more fun? What a great show! Do we wanna have some more fun?
997 01:13:04,696 01:13:05,868 Yes! Yes!
998 01:13:06,065 01:13:10,104 We have one more act and I'm pretty sure you guys are gonna love it. We have one more act and I'm pretty sure you guys are gonna love it.
999 01:13:10,239 01:13:12,723 You see, one of our camp counselors this week... You see, one of our camp counselors this week...
1000 01:13:12,762 01:13:15,669 is actually a very talented musician. is actually a very talented musician.
1001 01:13:15,864 01:13:20,421 In fact, he was in a real rock band. In fact, he was in a real rock band.
1002 01:13:27,204 01:13:28,286 Ken? Ken?
1003 01:13:28,815 01:13:30,297 You were in a rock band? You were in a rock band?
1004 01:13:30,347 01:13:33,223 A long time ago. Where did you get those? A long time ago. Where did you get those?
1005 01:13:33,258 01:13:35,795 Your mom donated them to the church rummage sale, come on! Your mom donated them to the church rummage sale, come on!
1006 01:13:35,835 01:13:37,572 I didn't tell her she could get rid of them! I didn't tell her she could get rid of them!
1007 01:13:37,596 01:13:40,684 Come on you guys, you want to hear some rock and roll or what?! Come on you guys, you want to hear some rock and roll or what?!
1008 01:13:40,799 01:13:41,834 Yeah! Yeah!
1009 01:13:42,101 01:13:43,603 Ken! Ken! Ken! Ken! Ken! Ken!
1010 01:13:43,769 01:13:45,232 Are you gonna play? Are you gonna play?
1011 01:13:47,380 01:13:49,004 Sure looks that way. Sure looks that way.
1012 01:13:49,341 01:13:51,685 Just promise not to run away if I suck, alright? Just promise not to run away if I suck, alright?
1013 01:13:55,296 01:13:56,874 Just pretend you're back in high school. Just pretend you're back in high school.
1014 01:13:56,921 01:13:59,460 Alright, as long as you do the same. - Oh I will. Alright, as long as you do the same. - Oh I will.
1015 01:14:01,007 01:14:02,179 Oh, hush up! Oh, hush up!
1016 01:14:02,218 01:14:03,831 One, two, three four. One, two, three four.
1017 01:14:32,151 01:14:34,688 Thank you, thank you, thank you. Thank you, thank you, thank you.
1018 01:14:35,821 01:14:37,536 How did you get to be a drummer? How did you get to be a drummer?
1019 01:14:37,856 01:14:40,462 Well, umm.. Well, umm..
1020 01:14:43,562 01:14:44,939 Okay. Okay.
1021 01:14:45,767 01:14:51,974 So, I always wanted a drum set. Ever since I was like, this big. So, I always wanted a drum set. Ever since I was like, this big.
1022 01:14:52,337 01:14:54,487 And, um, my parents didn't like the drums. And, um, my parents didn't like the drums.
1023 01:14:55,511 01:14:59,643 And I got really mad. At my dad mostly. And I got really mad. At my dad mostly.
1024 01:15:00,879 01:15:05,793 And when I was twelve... my dad, he died. And when I was twelve... my dad, he died.
1025 01:15:05,817 01:15:07,490 I never met my parents. I never met my parents.
1026 01:15:07,586 01:15:08,951 My dad's in prison. My dad's in prison.
1027 01:15:10,041 01:15:13,002 Life doesn't always work out the way it should, I guess. Life doesn't always work out the way it should, I guess.
1028 01:15:15,510 01:15:17,848 But, before my dad died... But, before my dad died...
1029 01:15:18,450 01:15:21,463 he did get me these drums as my birthday present. he did get me these drums as my birthday present.
1030 01:15:21,551 01:15:23,582 That is a sweet birthday present. That is a sweet birthday present.
1031 01:15:24,203 01:15:25,770 Yeah, they're pretty cool, right? Yeah, they're pretty cool, right?
1032 01:15:28,041 01:15:30,674 For a while, I was angry at my dad for dying. For a while, I was angry at my dad for dying.
1033 01:15:31,314 01:15:33,424 I played the drums a lot then. I played the drums a lot then.
1034 01:15:33,681 01:15:36,208 I practiced to much the neighbors actually... I practiced to much the neighbors actually...
1035 01:15:36,233 01:15:39,066 called the cops on me for making too much noise. called the cops on me for making too much noise.
1036 01:15:41,089 01:15:45,904 I guess I was trying to prove something to myself. I guess I was trying to prove something to myself.
1037 01:15:49,099 01:15:50,380 To my dad. To my dad.
1038 01:15:57,736 01:15:59,902 My father never told me he loved me. My father never told me he loved me.
1039 01:16:03,777 01:16:05,644 But he got me these drums. But he got me these drums.
1040 01:16:07,967 01:16:09,061 Right? Right?
1041 01:16:11,553 01:16:13,201 Well, enough out of me. Well, enough out of me.
1042 01:16:13,342 01:16:16,022 Hey, you guys ready to rock?! Hey, you guys ready to rock?!
1043 01:16:16,088 01:16:17,396 Yeah! Yeah!
1044 01:16:25,899 01:16:27,737 You really got these for your birthday? You really got these for your birthday?
1045 01:16:27,966 01:16:28,967 Yep. Yep.
1046 01:16:30,024 01:16:32,378 I hope I get a birthday present someday. I hope I get a birthday present someday.
1047 01:16:33,472 01:16:36,646 What do you mean? You never got a birthday present before? What do you mean? You never got a birthday present before?
1048 01:16:38,021 01:16:39,997 My mom said I never deserved one. My mom said I never deserved one.
1049 01:16:41,647 01:16:44,958 Wow, um. That's lame. Wow, um. That's lame.
1050 01:16:45,083 01:16:46,426 Tell me about it. Tell me about it.
1051 01:16:48,820 01:16:50,149 Why are you here? Why are you here?
1052 01:16:52,257 01:16:54,533 Well, um. - It's for her. Well, um. - It's for her.
1053 01:16:54,626 01:16:56,606 Who's her? - Tammie. Who's her? - Tammie.
1054 01:16:58,964 01:17:01,240 Oh, that her. Oh, that her.
1055 01:17:01,712 01:17:03,230 She's a severe hottie. She's a severe hottie.
1056 01:17:03,810 01:17:04,833 You think so? You think so?
1057 01:17:04,919 01:17:06,222 Out of your league. Out of your league.
1058 01:17:07,806 01:17:11,515 Yeah, you're probably right - Hell, yeah, I'm right! Yeah, you're probably right - Hell, yeah, I'm right!
1059 01:17:13,545 01:17:15,055 You know, um... You know, um...
1060 01:17:15,805 01:17:18,274 It's not important why I'm here. It's not important why I'm here.
1061 01:17:18,867 01:17:20,016 What matters... What matters...
1062 01:17:22,203 01:17:23,281 What? What?
1063 01:17:26,224 01:17:28,670 What matters is that I'd be your counselor any day. What matters is that I'd be your counselor any day.
1064 01:17:29,585 01:17:31,312 Hey, you wanna try these out? Hey, you wanna try these out?
1065 01:17:31,437 01:17:33,859 Really? - Yeah, take the sticks. Really? - Yeah, take the sticks.
1066 01:17:38,864 01:17:42,086 It's real easy. You cross your right hand over your left hand. Okay, here you go. It's real easy. You cross your right hand over your left hand. Okay, here you go.
1067 01:17:42,148 01:17:45,949 One, two. One, one, two. Take a stab at it. One, two. One, one, two. Take a stab at it.
1068 01:17:48,847 01:17:50,771 Not bad, man. Not bad. Not bad, man. Not bad.
1069 01:17:54,019 01:17:55,657 You know my mom is dead? You know my mom is dead?
1070 01:17:57,356 01:17:58,562 Like your dad? Like your dad?
1071 01:18:01,498 01:18:03,694 No, I didn't know that. No, I didn't know that.
1072 01:18:06,998 01:18:08,905 She was the meanest person. She was the meanest person.
1073 01:18:10,168 01:18:12,076 She never let me go out of my room. She never let me go out of my room.
1074 01:18:12,270 01:18:14,085 She wanted to be with her boyfriends. She wanted to be with her boyfriends.
1075 01:18:14,155 01:18:16,389 She made me hide when they came over. She made me hide when they came over.
1076 01:18:16,491 01:18:19,772 She didn't like it when I talked to other kids. She hated me. She didn't like it when I talked to other kids. She hated me.
1077 01:18:19,911 01:18:22,118 Well, I hate you mom, I hate you! Well, I hate you mom, I hate you!
1078 01:18:22,214 01:18:23,896 Hey, hey, hey. It's okay. Hey, hey, hey. It's okay.
1079 01:18:26,404 01:18:27,544 Hey' it's okay. Hey' it's okay.
1080 01:18:29,421 01:18:31,230 He's just a little upset. He's just a little upset.
1081 01:18:31,390 01:18:32,596 Hey Eli. Hey Eli.
1082 01:18:34,593 01:18:37,597 The other kids are making s'mores. Wanna come get some? The other kids are making s'mores. Wanna come get some?
1083 01:18:39,131 01:18:40,439 What are s'mores? What are s'mores?
1084 01:18:42,067 01:18:44,382 Oh they're just the most delicious dessert. Oh they're just the most delicious dessert.
1085 01:18:44,512 01:18:47,249 All marshmallows and chocolate all melted together. All marshmallows and chocolate all melted together.
1086 01:18:47,372 01:18:49,335 They're really quite exquisite. They're really quite exquisite.
1087 01:18:50,242 01:18:52,085 Sure. - Come on. Sure. - Come on.
1088 01:18:53,478 01:18:55,458 Yeah, yeah, go on, go on. Yeah, yeah, go on, go on.
1089 01:19:01,272 01:19:03,358 I wanna go for the armband tomorrow. I wanna go for the armband tomorrow.
1090 01:19:04,089 01:19:09,279 Yeah. You're gonna get it. No problem. Yeah. You're gonna get it. No problem.
1091 01:19:11,726 01:19:15,343 I, I have to help out with the s'mores, but um... I, I have to help out with the s'mores, but um...
1092 01:19:16,124 01:19:17,536 this is for Porsche. this is for Porsche.
1093 01:19:53,117 01:19:55,641 Are we gonna get in trouble being out here? Are we gonna get in trouble being out here?
1094 01:19:57,709 01:19:59,416 I won't tell if you don't. I won't tell if you don't.
1095 01:20:01,820 01:20:06,123 So, you were pretty obsessed with me in high school? So, you were pretty obsessed with me in high school?
1096 01:20:08,220 01:20:11,827 I mean you did buy my old drums from my mom. I mean you did buy my old drums from my mom.
1097 01:20:11,890 01:20:13,253 Your mom donated them! Your mom donated them!
1098 01:20:13,959 01:20:15,326 You kept them. You kept them.
1099 01:20:16,328 01:20:18,035 Well I did like your band. Well I did like your band.
1100 01:20:19,919 01:20:22,896 Oh, gosh, I can't imagine what you thought of me that night! Oh, gosh, I can't imagine what you thought of me that night!
1101 01:20:23,702 01:20:25,923 I should have been flattered, I... I should have been flattered, I...
1102 01:20:26,071 01:20:28,869 Why did you ask me out on stage? In front of everybody? Why did you ask me out on stage? In front of everybody?
1103 01:20:28,907 01:20:31,410 Okay, because my friend dared me to do that. Okay, because my friend dared me to do that.
1104 01:20:31,843 01:20:35,275 Yeah, and you could have let me down a little bit, you know, smoother. Yeah, and you could have let me down a little bit, you know, smoother.
1105 01:20:35,480 01:20:38,468 Yeah, that wasn't one of my classier moments, was it? Yeah, that wasn't one of my classier moments, was it?
1106 01:20:39,751 01:20:43,066 Well, I do hope that me giving you a ride in my car tonight... Well, I do hope that me giving you a ride in my car tonight...
1107 01:20:43,125 01:20:45,782 helps to soothe some of those high school wounds. helps to soothe some of those high school wounds.
1108 01:20:46,558 01:20:47,658 It doesn't. It doesn't.
1109 01:20:49,928 01:20:53,477 You want me to tell you what does? - Yeah, please do. You want me to tell you what does? - Yeah, please do.
1110 01:20:53,665 01:20:55,446 You teaching Eli how to swim. You teaching Eli how to swim.
1111 01:20:56,535 01:20:57,805 He really likes you. He really likes you.
1112 01:21:07,075 01:21:08,887 So what happens next? So what happens next?
1113 01:21:11,016 01:21:14,198 You mean when he goes back to his world and we go back to ours? You mean when he goes back to his world and we go back to ours?
1114 01:21:15,287 01:21:17,344 Yeah. That. Yeah. That.
1115 01:21:18,859 01:21:20,078 It's hard. It's hard.
1116 01:21:20,525 01:21:21,891 So what do you do? So what do you do?
1117 01:21:22,594 01:21:24,328 I pray that God will watch over them. I pray that God will watch over them.
1118 01:21:25,907 01:21:27,706 Yeah. Not me. Yeah. Not me.
1119 01:21:30,290 01:21:31,438 Not you? Not you?
1120 01:21:33,829 01:21:36,969 I prayed, when I was a kid. I prayed, when I was a kid.
1121 01:21:37,657 01:21:39,644 I asked Him for things. I asked Him for things.
1122 01:21:41,493 01:21:43,641 And he didn't answer? And he didn't answer?
1123 01:21:46,551 01:21:48,326 No, no. He answered. No, no. He answered.
1124 01:21:51,489 01:21:53,696 He let my dad die. He let my dad die.
1125 01:21:55,260 01:21:57,365 He didn't save him from cancer. He didn't save him from cancer.
1126 01:21:59,898 01:22:01,400 I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
1127 01:22:04,903 01:22:07,246 Yeah, I haven't talked to God much since then. Yeah, I haven't talked to God much since then.
1128 01:22:08,460 01:22:11,453 God can love us no matter what our situation. God can love us no matter what our situation.
1129 01:22:11,610 01:22:15,615 That means, it's whether we can feel it, or not. That means, it's whether we can feel it, or not.
1130 01:22:16,053 01:22:18,108 And that's what you tell these kids here? And that's what you tell these kids here?
1131 01:22:20,202 01:22:22,327 I hope you're right about Him. I hope you're right about Him.
1132 01:22:26,124 01:22:27,431 Me too. Me too.
1133 01:22:39,104 01:22:41,710 Do you wanna get into some more trouble? Do you wanna get into some more trouble?
1134 01:22:42,507 01:22:43,629 Come on. Come on.
1135 01:22:46,511 01:22:47,622 Hey Roy! Hey Roy!
1136 01:22:47,779 01:22:49,599 This isn't what it looks like. This isn't what it looks like.
1137 01:22:50,482 01:22:51,857 Yes it is! Yes it is!
1138 01:22:53,151 01:22:54,583 I don't even wanna know. I don't even wanna know.
1139 01:23:05,730 01:23:06,834 Keep kicking! Keep kicking!
1140 01:23:10,735 01:23:12,002 Come on Eli! Come on Eli!
1141 01:23:22,213 01:23:23,385 Yeah! Yeah!
1142 01:23:26,251 01:23:30,097 You did it! You did it, Eli! That was amazing! You did it! You did it, Eli! That was amazing!
1143 01:23:31,059 01:23:32,817 I thought I wasn't gonna make it. I thought I wasn't gonna make it.
1144 01:23:33,024 01:23:34,964 I'm so proud of you, kid. Really. I'm so proud of you, kid. Really.
1145 01:23:36,094 01:23:37,767 See, you're a real fighter. See, you're a real fighter.
1146 01:23:37,948 01:23:39,096 Dad? Hey! Dad? Hey!
1147 01:23:39,229 01:23:40,690 Get you're hands of my kid. Get you're hands of my kid.
1148 01:23:41,253 01:23:43,276 Who's this guy... - Get your damn hands off my kid! Who's this guy... - Get your damn hands off my kid!
1149 01:23:43,302 01:23:44,833 No, dad, I didn't mean for you to come. No, dad, I didn't mean for you to come.
1150 01:23:44,872 01:23:46,966 Shut up boy, you called me. I'm taking you home. Shut up boy, you called me. I'm taking you home.
1151 01:23:48,873 01:23:50,528 Bonnie, get the kids out of here, now! Bonnie, get the kids out of here, now!
1152 01:23:53,719 01:23:55,901 Let's get him to the nurses station. Let's get him to the nurses station.
1153 01:23:55,977 01:23:57,554 Keep touching him and I'll kill you! Keep touching him and I'll kill you!
1154 01:23:57,582 01:23:59,061 Shut up, dad! Shut up! Shut up, dad! Shut up!
1155 01:23:59,993 01:24:01,276 Somebody call the cops. Somebody call the cops.
1156 01:24:01,352 01:24:02,456 Get off me! Get off me!
1157 01:24:06,858 01:24:08,496 Hey Jenny. Hey Jenny.
1158 01:24:10,562 01:24:12,040 What's going on here? What's going on here?
1159 01:24:12,065 01:24:13,190 What happened? What happened?
1160 01:24:13,264 01:24:15,073 His father showed up. His father showed up.
1161 01:24:19,189 01:24:20,442 Just leave me alone. Just leave me alone.
1162 01:24:20,705 01:24:23,044 You don't have to be embar... - Just leave, just leave. You don't have to be embar... - Just leave, just leave.
1163 01:24:24,709 01:24:25,934 Okay, buddy. Okay, buddy.
1164 01:24:26,566 01:24:28,078 I'll be outside, alright? I'll be outside, alright?
1165 01:24:28,840 01:24:30,543 It's gonna hurt a little bit, okay? It's gonna hurt a little bit, okay?
1166 01:24:31,649 01:24:33,629 Anybody wanna tell me what that was about? Anybody wanna tell me what that was about?
1167 01:24:33,752 01:24:35,959 He's pushing you away - What? He's pushing you away - What?
1168 01:24:36,321 01:24:39,659 We're friends. I mean, I don't get it. We're friends. I mean, I don't get it.
1169 01:24:39,824 01:24:41,201 I have to call Locustwood. I have to call Locustwood.
1170 01:24:41,271 01:24:43,193 I wanna know, how did he even know he was here? I wanna know, how did he even know he was here?
1171 01:24:43,261 01:24:44,935 I don't think it was Locustwood. I don't think it was Locustwood.
1172 01:24:45,357 01:24:46,498 What do you mean? What do you mean?
1173 01:24:46,564 01:24:48,209 He said something about Eli calling him. He said something about Eli calling him.
1174 01:24:48,299 01:24:50,973 Eli can't call him. Eli doesn't have access to a... Eli can't call him. Eli doesn't have access to a...
1175 01:25:05,457 01:25:07,418 Three thirty in the morning? Three thirty in the morning?
1176 01:25:08,920 01:25:10,160 Do you know this number? Do you know this number?
1177 01:25:11,956 01:25:14,095 No, no I don't know that number. No, no I don't know that number.
1178 01:25:14,192 01:25:17,662 See, this is why we don't allow cell phones here. See, this is why we don't allow cell phones here.
1179 01:25:17,960 01:25:19,874 How do you know Tammie's aunt? How do you know Tammie's aunt?
1180 01:25:20,832 01:25:21,936 What are you talking about? What are you talking about?
1181 01:25:22,000 01:25:25,803 Margaret Summerfield. You've got a bunch of missed calls from her. Margaret Summerfield. You've got a bunch of missed calls from her.
1182 01:25:25,943 01:25:28,475 She's a huge financial supporter of our camp. She's a huge financial supporter of our camp.
1183 01:25:30,377 01:25:32,346 Why is my aunt calling you? Why is my aunt calling you?
1184 01:25:36,014 01:25:39,813 She's umm... She's been in the market for a new financial advisor... She's umm... She's been in the market for a new financial advisor...
1185 01:25:39,891 01:25:42,516 and I found out that she's... - No, just... and I found out that she's... - No, just...
1186 01:25:44,149 01:25:46,002 Tammie, Tammie. Tammie, Tammie.
1187 01:25:50,161 01:25:53,802 Hey. Hey. Wait a minute. Let me explai... Hey. Hey. Wait a minute. Let me explai...
1188 01:25:53,865 01:25:57,039 Are you serious?! That's why you wanted to come to camp? Are you serious?! That's why you wanted to come to camp?
1189 01:25:57,836 01:26:03,115 You used me. You used these kids. For my great aunt's money? You used me. You used these kids. For my great aunt's money?
1190 01:26:04,557 01:26:06,829 Look, I did not come to camp initially... Look, I did not come to camp initially...
1191 01:26:06,876 01:26:09,064 Well, it looked worse than it was. Well, it looked worse than it was.
1192 01:26:09,134 01:26:11,353 No stitches, so he should be good to go. No stitches, so he should be good to go.
1193 01:26:11,683 01:26:15,563 Hey buddy, look. You got your arm band. Hey buddy, look. You got your arm band.
1194 01:26:16,620 01:26:17,816 It's your fault! It's your fault!
1195 01:26:23,075 01:26:24,367 Go follow him! Go follow him!
1196 01:26:25,930 01:26:32,635 No. No. This isn't right. No. No. This isn't right.
1197 01:26:34,940 01:26:36,869 What did you expect? What did you expect?
1198 01:26:37,361 01:26:40,919 That years of pain would somehow magically disappear in a week? That years of pain would somehow magically disappear in a week?
1199 01:26:40,989 01:26:43,168 That you could fix him in a couple of days? That you could fix him in a couple of days?
1200 01:26:44,921 01:26:47,038 You're just gonna give up on him now? You're just gonna give up on him now?
1201 01:26:52,590 01:26:53,724 Great. Great.
1202 01:26:55,093 01:26:57,209 My fish is gonna be bigger than your entire head. My fish is gonna be bigger than your entire head.
1203 01:26:57,234 01:26:59,540 It's gonna jump out of the boat. - Mine's gonna be bigger. It's gonna jump out of the boat. - Mine's gonna be bigger.
1204 01:26:59,564 01:27:01,874 Ours is gonna be bigger. Ours is gonna be bigger.
1205 01:27:09,474 01:27:10,578 Come on. Come on.
1206 01:27:14,804 01:27:16,256 Hey, look who made dinner. Hey, look who made dinner.
1207 01:27:21,319 01:27:22,430 Where's Ken? Where's Ken?
1208 01:27:22,868 01:27:24,016 We haven't seen him. We haven't seen him.
1209 01:27:24,743 01:27:25,837 Good. Good.
1210 01:27:29,994 01:27:31,238 We'll keep an eye on him. We'll keep an eye on him.
1211 01:27:33,431 01:27:36,378 Hey sweetie, you don't wanna lose this. Hey sweetie, you don't wanna lose this.
1212 01:27:38,236 01:27:40,629 Eli. You want something to eat? Eli. You want something to eat?
1213 01:27:41,606 01:27:46,385 Look, Eli. Bothean tree worms. Delicious and Nutritious. Look, Eli. Bothean tree worms. Delicious and Nutritious.
1214 01:27:46,778 01:27:48,038 Shut up, freak. Shut up, freak.
1215 01:27:52,209 01:27:54,375 Do you wanna do anything, Eli? Do you wanna do anything, Eli?
1216 01:27:54,453 01:27:56,672 Our last activity for the week. Our last activity for the week.
1217 01:27:57,414 01:27:58,461 No. No.
1218 01:27:58,589 01:28:01,945 Crawdads, Canoes? What do you say, soldier? Crawdads, Canoes? What do you say, soldier?
1219 01:28:02,070 01:28:03,369 I wish I never came. I wish I never came.
1220 01:28:03,517 01:28:05,440 Come on, chin up. Come on, chin up.
1221 01:28:16,708 01:28:19,814 Camp Pine Lake! Are you ready to have a party? Camp Pine Lake! Are you ready to have a party?
1222 01:28:19,877 01:28:23,398 Because my friend Eli's never had a birthday party before... Because my friend Eli's never had a birthday party before...
1223 01:28:23,554 01:28:27,460 and I thought today would be a great day to celebrate it. and I thought today would be a great day to celebrate it.
1224 01:28:28,820 01:28:30,163 What do you think? What do you think?
1225 01:28:32,064 01:28:33,244 You came back? You came back?
1226 01:28:33,524 01:28:34,969 Happy Birthday, Eli. Happy Birthday, Eli.
1227 01:28:35,326 01:28:38,698 It's my birthday? It's my birthday party! It's my birthday? It's my birthday party!
1228 01:28:38,830 01:28:40,643 Hey Red, this is my birthday party! Hey Red, this is my birthday party!
1229 01:28:40,732 01:28:43,812 And what would a birthday party be without presents? And what would a birthday party be without presents?
1230 01:28:43,901 01:28:45,028 Presents? Presents?
1231 01:28:45,670 01:28:47,274 Here's one for you, Luke. Here's one for you, Luke.
1232 01:28:47,538 01:28:49,882 Oh, wait, and here's one for Bella. Oh, wait, and here's one for Bella.
1233 01:28:50,008 01:28:51,008 Yay! Yay!
1234 01:28:51,042 01:28:53,545 And Redford - Sweet! And Redford - Sweet!
1235 01:28:53,678 01:28:55,021 And for Gabby... And for Gabby...
1236 01:28:55,079 01:28:56,203 A bicycle! A bicycle!
1237 01:28:57,315 01:29:00,507 And for Jose. You know what? Wait a second. And for Jose. You know what? Wait a second.
1238 01:29:00,614 01:29:03,984 I think I have birthday presents here for everybody! I think I have birthday presents here for everybody!
1239 01:29:05,890 01:29:08,336 And something extra special for Eli. And something extra special for Eli.
1240 01:29:12,697 01:29:14,033 They go with the drums. They go with the drums.
1241 01:29:14,732 01:29:17,093 Drums? Are you serious? Drums? Are you serious?
1242 01:29:24,042 01:29:27,216 Happy birthday, buddy. Happy Birthday. Happy birthday, buddy. Happy Birthday.
1243 01:29:38,856 01:29:40,233 0h yeah! 0h yeah!
1244 01:30:51,731 01:30:54,270 It's been a pleasure serving with you this week, soldier. It's been a pleasure serving with you this week, soldier.
1245 01:30:55,536 01:30:57,202 Feels a lot longer than that. Feels a lot longer than that.
1246 01:30:58,028 01:31:00,052 Don't make any promises you can't keep. Don't make any promises you can't keep.
1247 01:31:01,772 01:31:04,116 They've had more than enough of that in their lives. They've had more than enough of that in their lives.
1248 01:31:10,214 01:31:15,220 Oh, and uh, bring your shades. Oh, and uh, bring your shades.
1249 01:31:30,134 01:31:32,842 Well, I guess I can't put this off forever. Well, I guess I can't put this off forever.
1250 01:31:40,892 01:31:42,501 Don't cry, soldier. Don't cry, soldier.
1251 01:31:42,673 01:31:46,705 The mother ship will come soon and I'll be able to go back home. The mother ship will come soon and I'll be able to go back home.
1252 01:31:51,923 01:31:53,683 Hey, Mandie? - Yeah? Hey, Mandie? - Yeah?
1253 01:31:54,258 01:31:57,105 I think I forgot to be sad this week. I think I forgot to be sad this week.
1254 01:31:57,728 01:32:00,038 That's good! That's so good. That's good! That's so good.
1255 01:32:00,364 01:32:03,624 Here. Bridget helped me write this letter for you. Here. Bridget helped me write this letter for you.
1256 01:32:17,388 01:32:18,553 Hey kid. Hey kid.
1257 01:32:20,717 01:32:21,873 You're okay? You're okay?
1258 01:32:23,584 01:32:24,733 No. No.
1259 01:32:27,191 01:32:31,469 Am I gonna see you? After I leave this place? Am I gonna see you? After I leave this place?
1260 01:32:36,033 01:32:38,536 I don't know. I don't know.
1261 01:32:41,072 01:32:43,712 Can you promise me we'll see each other again? Can you promise me we'll see each other again?
1262 01:32:46,156 01:32:47,775 I can promise you one thing. I can promise you one thing.
1263 01:32:49,647 01:32:51,150 I'll never forget you. I'll never forget you.
1264 01:32:57,622 01:32:59,260 I love you, Eli. I love you, Eli.
1265 01:33:02,952 01:33:06,473 I'm gonna ask God to watch out for you. You understand? I'm gonna ask God to watch out for you. You understand?
1266 01:33:08,232 01:33:10,610 Okay kids, on to the bus. Okay kids, on to the bus.
1267 01:33:10,968 01:33:14,578 Okay, get on the bus. Okay, get on the bus.
1268 01:33:44,702 01:33:46,181 Bye sweetheart! Bye sweetheart!
1269 01:33:47,470 01:33:48,681 Keep your head up! Keep your head up!
1270 01:33:55,179 01:33:58,525 Bye guys! - We love you. Bye guys! - We love you.
1271 01:33:59,950 01:34:01,588 I love you, Bella! I love you, Bella!
1272 01:34:06,324 01:34:07,412 Bye! Bye!
1273 01:34:19,637 01:34:21,514 You miss Lacee? You miss Lacee?
1274 01:34:23,007 01:34:25,385 It's okay, where are you going? It's okay, where are you going?
1275 01:34:25,509 01:34:27,819 West County Home for Girls. West County Home for Girls.
1276 01:34:29,180 01:34:32,275 I've been there once. It's not so bad. I've been there once. It's not so bad.
1277 01:34:32,370 01:34:35,155 They have a really nice playground. They have a really nice playground.
1278 01:34:37,344 01:34:39,336 Here, take this. Here, take this.
1279 01:34:39,485 01:34:44,056 You'll get your own next year, but until then, you can borrow mine. You'll get your own next year, but until then, you can borrow mine.
1280 01:34:44,380 01:34:45,520 Thanks. Thanks.
1281 01:35:01,512 01:35:04,170 We had the best counselors. We had the best counselors.
1282 01:35:04,515 01:35:08,061 My favorite part of camp was when we got caught in the rain. My favorite part of camp was when we got caught in the rain.
1283 01:35:08,194 01:35:09,545 What was yours? What was yours?
1284 01:35:10,421 01:35:11,665 The drums. The drums.
1285 01:35:11,689 01:35:13,464 That was sweet too. That was sweet too.
1286 01:35:16,127 01:35:18,164 Hey Red? - Yeah? Hey Red? - Yeah?
1287 01:35:18,729 01:35:20,644 Tell me about your home planet. Tell me about your home planet.
1288 01:35:20,886 01:35:23,011 I come from the Planet Zenith... I come from the Planet Zenith...
1289 01:35:23,058 01:35:26,433 where everything is made of gold and everyone is purple. where everything is made of gold and everyone is purple.
1290 01:35:26,637 01:35:30,233 The diameter of the planet is 63 miles by 63 miles. The diameter of the planet is 63 miles by 63 miles.
1291 01:35:47,391 01:35:49,338 Hey. - Hey. Hey. - Hey.
1292 01:35:51,328 01:35:53,987 So the counselor's bus is getting ready to leave... So the counselor's bus is getting ready to leave...
1293 01:35:54,143 01:35:56,049 and I still have some cleaning up to do. and I still have some cleaning up to do.
1294 01:35:56,233 01:35:58,440 Would you mind giving me a lift off the mountain? Would you mind giving me a lift off the mountain?
1295 01:36:01,972 01:36:04,126 You did really great this week. You did really great this week.
1296 01:36:04,555 01:36:06,784 Seriously, thanks for coming. Seriously, thanks for coming.
1297 01:36:12,897 01:36:14,014 Tell me. Tell me.
1298 01:36:19,824 01:36:23,203 Well, I've started talking to God again. Well, I've started talking to God again.
1299 01:36:25,129 01:36:29,686 And, I've been asking Him why He lets them suffer like this. And, I've been asking Him why He lets them suffer like this.
1300 01:36:30,701 01:36:33,375 I ask the same thing all the time. I ask the same thing all the time.
1301 01:36:34,576 01:36:35,654 And? And?
1302 01:36:37,475 01:36:38,774 And I don't know. And I don't know.
1303 01:36:38,930 01:36:41,196 I mean, maybe He can use the suffering for good. I mean, maybe He can use the suffering for good.
1304 01:36:41,278 01:36:44,748 Like he used Jesus' suffering to help all of us. Like he used Jesus' suffering to help all of us.
1305 01:36:46,150 01:36:47,977 And that makes you feel better? And that makes you feel better?
1306 01:36:49,119 01:36:52,828 No. It gives me hope. No. It gives me hope.
1307 01:36:55,125 01:36:59,005 Well, I was hoping for a little bit more than hope. Well, I was hoping for a little bit more than hope.
1308 01:37:06,237 01:37:07,645 It's hard to go back. It's hard to go back.
1309 01:37:08,706 01:37:09,809 Yep. Yep.
1310 01:37:11,419 01:37:15,169 For the whole week, I couldn't wait to go back to my real life, you know? For the whole week, I couldn't wait to go back to my real life, you know?
1311 01:37:15,302 01:37:22,789 And now I feel like my real life is fake, and camp is real. And now I feel like my real life is fake, and camp is real.
1312 01:37:24,555 01:37:25,773 Kinda weird. Kinda weird.
1313 01:37:26,824 01:37:29,031 Man, that kid could run. Man, that kid could run.
1314 01:37:29,232 01:37:31,162 You know? He could run. You know? He could run.
1315 01:37:37,701 01:37:39,508 Will I ever see Eli again? Will I ever see Eli again?
1316 01:37:44,909 01:37:46,133 Pray for him. Pray for him.
1317 01:38:44,468 01:38:46,971 Not quite so intimidating when I'm sober? Not quite so intimidating when I'm sober?
1318 01:38:59,483 01:39:00,923 Eli writes me letters. Eli writes me letters.
1319 01:39:02,152 01:39:07,864 Talks a lot about camp and his counselor. Talks a lot about camp and his counselor.
1320 01:39:10,694 01:39:12,665 When you become a dad, you uh... When you become a dad, you uh...
1321 01:39:18,769 01:39:20,196 The thing is, I... The thing is, I...
1322 01:39:28,865 01:39:31,570 The only example I had was my dad. The only example I had was my dad.
1323 01:39:33,461 01:39:36,903 He didn't exactly help me out. You know? He didn't exactly help me out. You know?
1324 01:39:43,160 01:39:44,365 Hey, it's okay. Hey, it's okay.
1325 01:39:45,329 01:39:50,438 No, it's not okay. It's not okay! No, it's not okay. It's not okay!
1326 01:39:51,368 01:39:53,099 I'm a failure as a father! I'm a failure as a father!
1327 01:39:54,304 01:39:56,095 Eli's gonna have no dad to help him out. Eli's gonna have no dad to help him out.
1328 01:39:56,142 01:39:58,674 He's gonna get screwed, just like I got screwed. He's gonna get screwed, just like I got screwed.
1329 01:40:05,649 01:40:07,042 I talked to my attorney. I talked to my attorney.
1330 01:40:10,087 01:40:11,589 He wrote this up. He wrote this up.
1331 01:40:19,730 01:40:22,404 I know. It's a lot to ask. I know. It's a lot to ask.
1332 01:40:27,404 01:40:29,406 Eli doesn't have a lot of options. Eli doesn't have a lot of options.