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1 00:00:00,531 00:00:03,198 (ominous music) (ominous music)
2 00:00:06,830 00:00:09,580 - [Narrator] In the year 2044, - [Narrator] In the year 2044,
3 00:00:09,580 00:00:12,310 advanced artificial intelligence robots advanced artificial intelligence robots
4 00:00:12,310 00:00:15,629 drained the Earth of her natural resources, drained the Earth of her natural resources,
5 00:00:15,629 00:00:20,310 leaving the once thriving planet a barren shell, leaving the once thriving planet a barren shell,
6 00:00:20,310 00:00:24,210 incapable of sustaining life. incapable of sustaining life.
7 00:00:24,210 00:00:28,680 From a global population that once approached 8 billion, From a global population that once approached 8 billion,
8 00:00:28,680 00:00:33,680 only a few thousand humans survive by going underground only a few thousand humans survive by going underground
9 00:00:33,970 00:00:38,340 and eventually abandoning the Earth altogether and eventually abandoning the Earth altogether
10 00:00:38,340 00:00:40,163 for outer space. for outer space.
11 00:00:41,350 00:00:45,300 In space, a rebel alliance formed, In space, a rebel alliance formed,
12 00:00:45,300 00:00:50,170 eventually led by the last survivor of her royal family, eventually led by the last survivor of her royal family,
13 00:00:50,170 00:00:52,313 Princess Kali Devine. Princess Kali Devine.
14 00:00:53,340 00:00:57,560 The Allies sworn mission is to protect what remains The Allies sworn mission is to protect what remains
15 00:00:57,560 00:01:00,900 of the human race while fighting a bloodthirsty of the human race while fighting a bloodthirsty
16 00:01:00,900 00:01:05,900 reptilian illuminati army known as the Archons reptilian illuminati army known as the Archons
17 00:01:06,300 00:01:10,763 who are devoted to eradicating humans from the universe. who are devoted to eradicating humans from the universe.
18 00:01:12,170 00:01:15,840 Employing a mix of alchemy and technology Employing a mix of alchemy and technology
19 00:01:15,840 00:01:18,300 and led by the dreaded Aleister Crawley and led by the dreaded Aleister Crawley
20 00:01:19,160 00:01:20,843 and alien Wrathcheld, and alien Wrathcheld,
21 00:01:21,980 00:01:25,970 the Archons attack the Allies at every opportunity the Archons attack the Allies at every opportunity
22 00:01:25,970 00:01:29,800 driving the dwindling humans to the brink of extinction driving the dwindling humans to the brink of extinction
23 00:01:29,800 00:01:34,800 on the 2,000th anniversary of the Earth's destruction. on the 2,000th anniversary of the Earth's destruction.
24 00:01:35,500 00:01:40,500 Adrift in space with no planet to call home, Adrift in space with no planet to call home,
25 00:01:40,890 00:01:44,363 the human race fights its toughest battle ever, the human race fights its toughest battle ever,
26 00:01:45,290 00:01:46,363 for survival. for survival.
27 00:01:53,149 00:01:56,797 - Comrades, Archon warriors, commanders, - Comrades, Archon warriors, commanders,
28 00:01:56,797 00:02:00,430 working men and working women, brothers and sisters, working men and working women, brothers and sisters,
29 00:02:00,430 00:02:02,170 in the grip of our enemy in the grip of our enemy
30 00:02:02,170 00:02:04,767 we have temporarily fallen under the yoke we have temporarily fallen under the yoke
31 00:02:04,767 00:02:08,860 of the Allied fighters and our valiant Archon gorillas of the Allied fighters and our valiant Archon gorillas
32 00:02:08,860 00:02:12,073 who are destroying the race of the human scourge. who are destroying the race of the human scourge.
33 00:02:13,120 00:02:15,500 On behalf of the mighty Archon army, On behalf of the mighty Archon army,
34 00:02:15,500 00:02:18,610 I, the eternal reptilian manifestation I, the eternal reptilian manifestation
35 00:02:18,610 00:02:22,230 of the soul of General-ee-see-mus Joseph Stalin of the soul of General-ee-see-mus Joseph Stalin
36 00:02:22,230 00:02:26,940 greet and congratulate you on this 2,000th anniversary greet and congratulate you on this 2,000th anniversary
37 00:02:26,940 00:02:29,263 of the great Archon revolution! of the great Archon revolution!
38 00:02:30,400 00:02:34,464 As you know, we are engaged in mortal battle As you know, we are engaged in mortal battle
39 00:02:34,464 00:02:39,100 and not just mortal, but immortal as well. and not just mortal, but immortal as well.
40 00:02:39,100 00:02:42,400 For ours is a fight for the very soul, For ours is a fight for the very soul,
41 00:02:42,400 00:02:44,263 death to the human invaders! death to the human invaders!
42 00:02:45,200 00:02:47,210 Long live the Archon glory, Long live the Archon glory,
43 00:02:47,210 00:02:51,600 liberty and independence under the banner of Anubus liberty and independence under the banner of Anubus
44 00:02:51,600 00:02:55,291 we shall march forward to victory! we shall march forward to victory!
45 00:02:55,291 00:02:58,124 (engines roaring) (engines roaring)
46 00:03:00,790 00:03:03,590 - Princess Kali, another fighter fleet has just deployed - Princess Kali, another fighter fleet has just deployed
47 00:03:03,590 00:03:05,100 in the Davonian Realm. in the Davonian Realm.
48 00:03:05,100 00:03:06,700 - How many are there, Commander? - How many are there, Commander?
49 00:03:06,700 00:03:08,890 - More than we've ever seen in one launch - More than we've ever seen in one launch
50 00:03:08,890 00:03:10,580 and they're armed to the teeth. and they're armed to the teeth.
51 00:03:10,580 00:03:11,432 I'm gonna need back-- I'm gonna need back--
52 00:03:11,432 00:03:13,355 (screaming) (screaming)
53 00:03:13,355 00:03:15,468 (exploding) (exploding)
54 00:03:15,468 00:03:18,222 (laughing) (laughing)
55 00:03:18,222 00:03:20,763 - God damn it, another brave fighter. - God damn it, another brave fighter.
56 00:03:20,763 00:03:22,873 God, godspeed, Commander. God, godspeed, Commander.
57 00:03:23,870 00:03:28,280 Heru, Bort, man the bridge and keep us on course. Heru, Bort, man the bridge and keep us on course.
58 00:03:28,280 00:03:30,840 - Yes, ma'am, is everything alright? - Yes, ma'am, is everything alright?
59 00:03:30,840 00:03:33,988 - No Heru, no, it's not. - No Heru, no, it's not.
60 00:03:33,988 00:03:37,030 I'm gonna call someone who may be able to help. I'm gonna call someone who may be able to help.
61 00:03:39,064 00:03:41,731 (ominous music) (ominous music)
62 00:03:44,043 00:03:47,131 - I feel your footprints, interloper. - I feel your footprints, interloper.
63 00:03:47,131 00:03:48,381 Who goes there? Who goes there?
64 00:03:49,518 00:03:52,080 - Mighty Anubus, god of the dead, it is I, - Mighty Anubus, god of the dead, it is I,
65 00:03:52,080 00:03:54,340 your devoted servant Wrathcheld, your devoted servant Wrathcheld,
66 00:03:54,340 00:03:56,090 come from the star battlefields come from the star battlefields
67 00:03:56,090 00:03:59,830 to a scared, silent and still sarcophagus to a scared, silent and still sarcophagus
68 00:03:59,830 00:04:01,630 to ask you oh, vaunted one, to ask you oh, vaunted one,
69 00:04:01,630 00:04:04,945 to guide my hand in this war of wars. to guide my hand in this war of wars.
70 00:04:04,945 00:04:09,790 - And what do you offer in return for this gift, speaker? - And what do you offer in return for this gift, speaker?
71 00:04:09,790 00:04:11,637 - My undying devotion, of course, - My undying devotion, of course,
72 00:04:11,637 00:04:13,940 and the whole of the Archon army's minions and the whole of the Archon army's minions
73 00:04:13,940 00:04:16,740 to ride alongside you in the great beyond. to ride alongside you in the great beyond.
74 00:04:16,740 00:04:19,908 - Are these minions aware that their leader bargains - Are these minions aware that their leader bargains
75 00:04:19,908 00:04:22,270 with their eternal souls? with their eternal souls?
76 00:04:22,270 00:04:25,260 - They have pledged their very souls for this cause, - They have pledged their very souls for this cause,
77 00:04:25,260 00:04:28,400 oh great one, to their last they would be willing oh great one, to their last they would be willing
78 00:04:28,400 00:04:29,980 to cross the River Sticks to cross the River Sticks
79 00:04:29,980 00:04:32,823 and see your infinite spirit at bounty. and see your infinite spirit at bounty.
80 00:04:33,744 00:04:36,130 - Very well, mouthpiece, - Very well, mouthpiece,
81 00:04:36,130 00:04:40,270 the afterlives of your soldiers shall be guided by me. the afterlives of your soldiers shall be guided by me.
82 00:04:40,270 00:04:43,050 - Great, so, just to be clear, - Great, so, just to be clear,
83 00:04:43,050 00:04:47,247 am I also involved in that or just my legion? am I also involved in that or just my legion?
84 00:04:47,247 00:04:50,630 - Recite your incantation, orator. - Recite your incantation, orator.
85 00:04:50,630 00:04:51,463 - Right. - Right.
86 00:04:52,520 00:04:57,390 I call to the spirits, I call to the dead, I call to the spirits, I call to the dead,
87 00:04:57,390 00:05:01,590 for arousal of Aleister Crawley again. for arousal of Aleister Crawley again.
88 00:05:01,590 00:05:05,230 I call to thee, come to me, I call to thee, come to me,
89 00:05:05,230 00:05:07,173 to reunite once more. to reunite once more.
90 00:05:08,139 00:05:13,139 I wish to see he whom I seek, oh god of the dead, I wish to see he whom I seek, oh god of the dead,
91 00:05:14,120 00:05:18,140 bringer of life and giver of death. bringer of life and giver of death.
92 00:05:18,140 00:05:20,573 So mote it be. So mote it be.
93 00:05:21,423 00:05:24,687 - It is, his black shall be among you - It is, his black shall be among you
94 00:05:24,687 00:05:26,027 until your last soldier falls. until your last soldier falls.
95 00:05:27,565 00:05:31,237 At that time, Crawley shall return to the beyond At that time, Crawley shall return to the beyond
96 00:05:31,237 00:05:33,210 from whence he came. from whence he came.
97 00:05:33,210 00:05:35,430 - I thank you, oh exalted one. - I thank you, oh exalted one.
98 00:05:35,430 00:05:38,738 Your mercy bosses our mercilessness. Your mercy bosses our mercilessness.
99 00:05:38,738 00:05:41,310 - Leave me to my slumber, interloper, - Leave me to my slumber, interloper,
100 00:05:42,630 00:05:45,120 you reek of charred meat. you reek of charred meat.
101 00:05:45,120 00:05:47,540 - Cured meat, well, - Cured meat, well,
102 00:05:47,540 00:05:51,510 I just had a liverwurst sandwich before I came. I just had a liverwurst sandwich before I came.
103 00:05:51,510 00:05:53,573 Is it on my breath? Is it on my breath?
104 00:05:53,573 00:05:56,820 - [Anubus] Go! - [Anubus] Go!
105 00:05:56,820 00:05:57,920 - [Wrathcheld] Gotcha! - [Wrathcheld] Gotcha!
106 00:05:59,408 00:06:01,991 (upbeat music) (upbeat music)
107 00:06:09,870 00:06:12,380 It's an honor to have an occultist of your caliber It's an honor to have an occultist of your caliber
108 00:06:12,380 00:06:14,380 fighting on our side, Aleister, fighting on our side, Aleister,
109 00:06:14,380 00:06:17,134 welcome back to the land of the living. welcome back to the land of the living.
110 00:06:17,134 00:06:18,430 - Land? - Land?
111 00:06:18,430 00:06:20,933 I see no land, motherfucker. I see no land, motherfucker.
112 00:06:20,933 00:06:24,073 I only see dying stars and floating debris. I only see dying stars and floating debris.
113 00:06:25,060 00:06:29,490 - Yes well, not in the business of cosmic cleanup. - Yes well, not in the business of cosmic cleanup.
114 00:06:29,490 00:06:32,160 This is wartime and I'm Wrathcheld, This is wartime and I'm Wrathcheld,
115 00:06:32,160 00:06:34,224 leader of the Archon army, leader of the Archon army,
116 00:06:34,224 00:06:37,270 the new masters of the universe. the new masters of the universe.
117 00:06:37,270 00:06:39,740 - How fascinating. - How fascinating.
118 00:06:39,740 00:06:43,250 I'm Aleister Crawley, and I've never grown out I'm Aleister Crawley, and I've never grown out
119 00:06:43,250 00:06:46,900 of that infantile belief that the universe of that infantile belief that the universe
120 00:06:46,900 00:06:48,930 was made for me to suck. was made for me to suck.
121 00:06:48,930 00:06:53,892 Speaking of, if the date on this screen is correct, Speaking of, if the date on this screen is correct,
122 00:06:53,892 00:06:57,683 I haven't had a blowjob in 3,000 years! I haven't had a blowjob in 3,000 years!
123 00:06:58,573 00:07:01,687 And who's going to suck my dick with me looking like this? And who's going to suck my dick with me looking like this?
124 00:07:01,687 00:07:05,150 - Don't fret, Aleister, I'll find a devoted Archon - Don't fret, Aleister, I'll find a devoted Archon
125 00:07:05,150 00:07:07,012 who gives great head. who gives great head.
126 00:07:07,012 00:07:08,960 We'll get you straightened out. We'll get you straightened out.
127 00:07:08,960 00:07:10,452 - The universe? - The universe?
128 00:07:10,452 00:07:15,452 I see my reputation has grown in my absence. I see my reputation has grown in my absence.
129 00:07:16,090 00:07:18,030 - Indeed, like all great men - Indeed, like all great men
130 00:07:18,030 00:07:19,972 and before we destroyed life on Earth, and before we destroyed life on Earth,
131 00:07:19,972 00:07:23,850 celebrities and elite traded your writings, celebrities and elite traded your writings,
132 00:07:23,850 00:07:27,970 paintings and properties for obscene sums of money. paintings and properties for obscene sums of money.
133 00:07:27,970 00:07:32,970 - Mm, obscene, oh just hearing the word gets me hard. - Mm, obscene, oh just hearing the word gets me hard.
134 00:07:35,245 00:07:40,245 But tell me Wrathcheld, why do I look like this? But tell me Wrathcheld, why do I look like this?
135 00:07:40,400 00:07:41,863 - The visage you currently inhabit - The visage you currently inhabit
136 00:07:41,863 00:07:44,410 is your eternal reptilian body, you see. is your eternal reptilian body, you see.
137 00:07:44,410 00:07:46,660 You never were fully human, Aleister. You never were fully human, Aleister.
138 00:07:46,660 00:07:49,823 You've been Archon all along and are friends You've been Archon all along and are friends
139 00:07:49,823 00:07:52,830 with the god of the dead Anubus and myself. with the god of the dead Anubus and myself.
140 00:07:52,830 00:07:57,073 You finally joined your kind in the war to end all wars. You finally joined your kind in the war to end all wars.
141 00:07:57,073 00:07:57,906 (groaning) (groaning)
142 00:07:57,906 00:08:02,690 War, I'd prefer if you tweak my nipples War, I'd prefer if you tweak my nipples
143 00:08:02,690 00:08:05,430 while you use that word, Wrathbean. while you use that word, Wrathbean.
144 00:08:07,317 00:08:09,117 - Wrathcheld. - Wrathcheld.
145 00:08:09,117 00:08:11,800 - Whatever, do as thou wilt. - Whatever, do as thou wilt.
146 00:08:11,800 00:08:14,470 - Before I introduce you to my staff, Aleister, - Before I introduce you to my staff, Aleister,
147 00:08:14,470 00:08:17,460 I'd like to get you up to speed on our war effort. I'd like to get you up to speed on our war effort.
148 00:08:17,460 00:08:19,710 - You'd like to get me up, eh? - You'd like to get me up, eh?
149 00:08:19,710 00:08:20,853 - To speed. - To speed.
150 00:08:20,853 00:08:22,770 - Ooh, a quickie, - Ooh, a quickie,
151 00:08:22,770 00:08:26,060 now you're speaking my language, Wrathbone. now you're speaking my language, Wrathbone.
152 00:08:26,060 00:08:28,593 On your knees, boy. On your knees, boy.
153 00:08:28,593 00:08:32,408 - I should've resurrected Genghis Khan instead. - I should've resurrected Genghis Khan instead.
154 00:08:32,408 00:08:35,075 (intense music) (intense music)
155 00:08:43,540 00:08:45,910 - [Kali] Long time no see, Van Helsing. - [Kali] Long time no see, Van Helsing.
156 00:08:45,910 00:08:47,633 I trust these years have treated you well? I trust these years have treated you well?
157 00:08:47,633 00:08:50,230 - I wouldn't know, princess. - I wouldn't know, princess.
158 00:08:50,230 00:08:52,130 You see, I'm a copy. You see, I'm a copy.
159 00:08:52,130 00:08:53,220 - A copy? - A copy?
160 00:08:53,220 00:08:54,370 - That's right. - That's right.
161 00:08:54,370 00:08:56,130 Before Earth fell into ruin Before Earth fell into ruin
162 00:08:56,130 00:08:58,520 I signed up for one of those online ancestry kits I signed up for one of those online ancestry kits
163 00:08:58,520 00:09:02,040 and boy, did I get more than I bargained for. and boy, did I get more than I bargained for.
164 00:09:02,040 00:09:03,970 I found out I was created in a lab I found out I was created in a lab
165 00:09:03,970 00:09:07,470 using preserved DNA of the original Jack Van Helsing. using preserved DNA of the original Jack Van Helsing.
166 00:09:07,470 00:09:09,860 - Oh my God, are you serious? - Oh my God, are you serious?
167 00:09:09,860 00:09:11,860 - [Van Helsing] As a venereal disease. - [Van Helsing] As a venereal disease.
168 00:09:11,860 00:09:12,740 - Oh. - Oh.
169 00:09:12,740 00:09:15,860 So, you got all of Jack's traits then? So, you got all of Jack's traits then?
170 00:09:15,860 00:09:17,397 - I'm afraid so. - I'm afraid so.
171 00:09:17,397 00:09:19,760 - Okay, first thing's first. - Okay, first thing's first.
172 00:09:19,760 00:09:22,640 The war to destroy the Earth is still raging. The war to destroy the Earth is still raging.
173 00:09:22,640 00:09:25,451 The Archons have better technology and greater numbers, The Archons have better technology and greater numbers,
174 00:09:25,451 00:09:27,990 not to mention dark alchemy. not to mention dark alchemy.
175 00:09:27,990 00:09:30,770 They're decimating our ranks at every turn. They're decimating our ranks at every turn.
176 00:09:30,770 00:09:35,170 We're fighting as hard as we can but we're losing. We're fighting as hard as we can but we're losing.
177 00:09:35,170 00:09:37,330 If things go on as they have been, If things go on as they have been,
178 00:09:37,330 00:09:40,330 humans will be extinct before the next year. humans will be extinct before the next year.
179 00:09:40,330 00:09:41,690 - Next year? - Next year?
180 00:09:41,690 00:09:43,620 That's not a lot of time. That's not a lot of time.
181 00:09:43,620 00:09:45,320 How many of us are left? How many of us are left?
182 00:09:45,320 00:09:49,410 - Our closest estimate is around 420 Allies. - Our closest estimate is around 420 Allies.
183 00:09:49,410 00:09:51,580 We're losing an average of two a week. We're losing an average of two a week.
184 00:09:51,580 00:09:52,930 - Shit. - Shit.
185 00:09:52,930 00:09:56,070 - I called you because we need your help. - I called you because we need your help.
186 00:09:56,070 00:09:58,010 We have captured and killed more Archons We have captured and killed more Archons
187 00:09:58,010 00:10:00,540 than any Ally in this conflict's history. than any Ally in this conflict's history.
188 00:10:00,540 00:10:04,600 Or should I say you're cloned from the man who has. Or should I say you're cloned from the man who has.
189 00:10:04,600 00:10:07,260 - Good thing you aren't looking for a plumber. - Good thing you aren't looking for a plumber.
190 00:10:07,260 00:10:09,067 - What should I call you anyway? - What should I call you anyway?
191 00:10:09,067 00:10:10,483 - Call me VH. - Call me VH.
192 00:10:11,620 00:10:14,770 - Princess Kali, infrared imaging - Princess Kali, infrared imaging
193 00:10:14,770 00:10:18,570 space surveillance telescope has detected a new weapon space surveillance telescope has detected a new weapon
194 00:10:18,570 00:10:20,250 aboard the Archon mothership. aboard the Archon mothership.
195 00:10:20,250 00:10:22,390 - What sort of new weapon, Heru? - What sort of new weapon, Heru?
196 00:10:22,390 00:10:26,088 - It appears to be a 60 megaton kinetic space bomb. - It appears to be a 60 megaton kinetic space bomb.
197 00:10:26,088 00:10:30,673 If detonated it could wipe out two-thirds of our galaxy. If detonated it could wipe out two-thirds of our galaxy.
198 00:10:31,970 00:10:33,300 - Jesus fucking Christ. - Jesus fucking Christ.
199 00:10:33,300 00:10:36,700 - Sir, I don't believe we've been introduced. - Sir, I don't believe we've been introduced.
200 00:10:36,700 00:10:38,720 - This is Van Helsing. - This is Van Helsing.
201 00:10:38,720 00:10:40,890 Heru, sort of. Heru, sort of.
202 00:10:40,890 00:10:43,199 - Jack, welcome back, old boy. - Jack, welcome back, old boy.
203 00:10:43,199 00:10:44,930 So nice to see you again. So nice to see you again.
204 00:10:44,930 00:10:47,513 - Where are the Archons transporting this bomb, Heru? - Where are the Archons transporting this bomb, Heru?
205 00:10:47,513 00:10:49,980 Does it look like they're setting up to deploy? Does it look like they're setting up to deploy?
206 00:10:49,980 00:10:51,390 - They're currently passing through - They're currently passing through
207 00:10:51,390 00:10:53,690 Planet Gorgon's nebu-la-non. Planet Gorgon's nebu-la-non.
208 00:10:53,690 00:10:56,910 But as Gorgon is a radioactive shell, But as Gorgon is a radioactive shell,
209 00:10:56,910 00:10:59,143 it wouldn't behoove them to detonate there. it wouldn't behoove them to detonate there.
210 00:11:00,495 00:11:03,250 However, we're aware of an entity However, we're aware of an entity
211 00:11:03,250 00:11:06,240 that may possess knowledge of Archon's plans. that may possess knowledge of Archon's plans.
212 00:11:06,240 00:11:07,370 - You do? - You do?
213 00:11:07,370 00:11:08,203 Who? Who?
214 00:11:09,810 00:11:14,573 - The fully autonomous weaponized AI robot, Exterminator. - The fully autonomous weaponized AI robot, Exterminator.
215 00:11:17,220 00:11:20,340 - Exterminator, that thing still running around? - Exterminator, that thing still running around?
216 00:11:20,340 00:11:22,410 We're all fucking doomed. We're all fucking doomed.
217 00:11:22,410 00:11:25,970 - No need to worry, VH, it's been neutralized. - No need to worry, VH, it's been neutralized.
218 00:11:25,970 00:11:27,510 We've held the Exterminator robot We've held the Exterminator robot
219 00:11:27,510 00:11:30,360 in our advanced underground supermax prison facility in our advanced underground supermax prison facility
220 00:11:30,360 00:11:32,830 on Planet Sticks for millenniums. on Planet Sticks for millenniums.
221 00:11:32,830 00:11:37,830 My great, great, great grandfather Ram-so-maj-dar My great, great, great grandfather Ram-so-maj-dar
222 00:11:37,860 00:11:41,960 captured Exterminator in the Battle of Chartreuse War captured Exterminator in the Battle of Chartreuse War
223 00:11:41,960 00:11:45,860 in 2921 and locked it up for all time. in 2921 and locked it up for all time.
224 00:11:45,860 00:11:48,290 - Well, should I be taking notes? - Well, should I be taking notes?
225 00:11:48,290 00:11:50,310 - It could be beneficial for the Allies - It could be beneficial for the Allies
226 00:11:50,310 00:11:53,330 to visit the Exterminator, Princess. to visit the Exterminator, Princess.
227 00:11:53,330 00:11:55,810 The proper line of questioning could appeal The proper line of questioning could appeal
228 00:11:55,810 00:11:57,830 to its information motherboard to its information motherboard
229 00:11:57,830 00:12:00,120 and yield favorable results. and yield favorable results.
230 00:12:00,120 00:12:03,080 - Thank you, Heru, I'll take it into advisement. - Thank you, Heru, I'll take it into advisement.
231 00:12:03,080 00:12:04,563 As you were. - Yes ma'am. As you were. - Yes ma'am.
232 00:12:05,460 00:12:07,690 Shall we stay the course? Shall we stay the course?
233 00:12:07,690 00:12:08,720 - For now. - For now.
234 00:12:08,720 00:12:11,490 - Interesting and unforeseen. - Interesting and unforeseen.
235 00:12:11,490 00:12:13,650 Bloody lobotomy techniques seems to be violently Bloody lobotomy techniques seems to be violently
236 00:12:13,650 00:12:16,910 expelling the bowels of our captured Archon fighters. expelling the bowels of our captured Archon fighters.
237 00:12:16,910 00:12:19,300 And yet they remain fully conscious, And yet they remain fully conscious,
238 00:12:19,300 00:12:21,270 aware of everything happening to them aware of everything happening to them
239 00:12:21,270 00:12:23,580 but unable to do a thing about it. but unable to do a thing about it.
240 00:12:23,580 00:12:25,260 That last fighter pilot even recited That last fighter pilot even recited
241 00:12:25,260 00:12:26,950 the Gro-bee-lin dictionary aloud the Gro-bee-lin dictionary aloud
242 00:12:26,950 00:12:29,520 with perfect pronunciation and elocution, with perfect pronunciation and elocution,
243 00:12:29,520 00:12:33,010 never missing a beat as I drilled deep into his eye socket. never missing a beat as I drilled deep into his eye socket.
244 00:12:33,010 00:12:37,286 - Shall I euthanize the past test subjects now, Dr. Jeckyll, - Shall I euthanize the past test subjects now, Dr. Jeckyll,
245 00:12:37,286 00:12:40,460 so you can start with the new prisoners? so you can start with the new prisoners?
246 00:12:40,460 00:12:42,600 - No, let them be. - No, let them be.
247 00:12:42,600 00:12:45,370 I have some more tests I'd like to run. I have some more tests I'd like to run.
248 00:12:45,370 00:12:47,190 I think I can go in through the nasal cavity I think I can go in through the nasal cavity
249 00:12:47,190 00:12:49,460 to puppeteer the frontal lobe. to puppeteer the frontal lobe.
250 00:12:49,460 00:12:50,810 I'm painfully close to being able I'm painfully close to being able
251 00:12:50,810 00:12:53,020 to control these fighters' minds. to control these fighters' minds.
252 00:12:53,020 00:12:54,480 And if we can perfect that And if we can perfect that
253 00:12:54,480 00:12:56,270 then return them to their Archon fleets then return them to their Archon fleets
254 00:12:56,270 00:12:58,100 as mind controlled double agents as mind controlled double agents
255 00:12:58,100 00:13:00,260 we can turn the tide of this war. we can turn the tide of this war.
256 00:13:00,260 00:13:02,300 - Brilliant, doctor. - Brilliant, doctor.
257 00:13:02,300 00:13:06,180 Have you given any more consideration to my sex slave idea? Have you given any more consideration to my sex slave idea?
258 00:13:06,180 00:13:08,700 - Sex, sex, sex, is that all you think about? - Sex, sex, sex, is that all you think about?
259 00:13:08,700 00:13:11,060 What's wrong with the cadavers you've been using? What's wrong with the cadavers you've been using?
260 00:13:11,060 00:13:12,960 They're good for nothing else. They're good for nothing else.
261 00:13:12,960 00:13:15,210 You don't even have sexual organs! You don't even have sexual organs!
262 00:13:15,210 00:13:17,340 You're the in tact breed of my best pupil You're the in tact breed of my best pupil
263 00:13:17,340 00:13:19,574 who was born by laser fire strike who was born by laser fire strike
264 00:13:19,574 00:13:23,900 transplanted into an automated body to further assist me. transplanted into an automated body to further assist me.
265 00:13:23,900 00:13:28,900 - Apparently I was quite repressed in my human form, doctor. - Apparently I was quite repressed in my human form, doctor.
266 00:13:29,290 00:13:32,470 - Obviously, keep your mind on the task at hand for now. - Obviously, keep your mind on the task at hand for now.
267 00:13:32,470 00:13:34,410 Once I can present a successful subject Once I can present a successful subject
268 00:13:34,410 00:13:37,810 to aid the war effort we'll find you a suitable release. to aid the war effort we'll find you a suitable release.
269 00:13:37,810 00:13:40,600 - Thank you, doctor. - Thank you, doctor.
270 00:13:40,600 00:13:42,560 - Wheel out the next prisoner. - Wheel out the next prisoner.
271 00:13:42,560 00:13:43,970 And for the love of all things holy, And for the love of all things holy,
272 00:13:43,970 00:13:46,144 make sure this one's restrained securely. make sure this one's restrained securely.
273 00:13:46,144 00:13:47,578 The headbutt from the last one The headbutt from the last one
274 00:13:47,578 00:13:49,273 nearly shattered my visor. nearly shattered my visor.
275 00:13:49,273 00:13:51,983 Some of these Archons panic quite severely. Some of these Archons panic quite severely.
276 00:13:58,890 00:14:03,890 - Scourge of god obedient unto me, I invoke thee, - Scourge of god obedient unto me, I invoke thee,
277 00:14:05,590 00:14:08,790 the terrible and invisible god the terrible and invisible god
278 00:14:08,790 00:14:12,923 who dwellest in the void place of the spirit. who dwellest in the void place of the spirit.
279 00:14:14,260 00:14:17,100 This is the lord of the gods, This is the lord of the gods,
280 00:14:17,100 00:14:20,720 this is the lord of the universe, this is the lord of the universe,
281 00:14:20,720 00:14:23,263 this is he on the wind sphere. this is he on the wind sphere.
282 00:14:24,360 00:14:28,296 This is he who is lord of all things, This is he who is lord of all things,
283 00:14:28,296 00:14:33,296 king, ruler and helper, hear me! king, ruler and helper, hear me!
284 00:14:33,430 00:14:36,840 I am he, boneless spirit. I am he, boneless spirit.
285 00:14:36,840 00:14:39,968 I am he, the truth. I am he, the truth.
286 00:14:39,968 00:14:43,620 I am he, who hates the stars. I am he, who hates the stars.
287 00:14:43,620 00:14:47,200 I am he, the lightning-eth and thunder-eth. I am he, the lightning-eth and thunder-eth.
288 00:14:47,200 00:14:51,220 I am he, who's mouth flameth. I am he, who's mouth flameth.
289 00:14:51,220 00:14:56,220 I am he, the be-it-er and the manifest down to the light. I am he, the be-it-er and the manifest down to the light.
290 00:14:57,090 00:15:01,000 I am he, the grace of wills. I am he, the grace of wills.
291 00:15:01,000 00:15:04,430 Come down forth and follow me Come down forth and follow me
292 00:15:04,430 00:15:08,170 and make all sprits subject onto me and make all sprits subject onto me
293 00:15:08,170 00:15:12,790 so that every spirit of the firmament and of the ether so that every spirit of the firmament and of the ether
294 00:15:12,790 00:15:16,620 of on dry land or in outer space. of on dry land or in outer space.
295 00:15:16,620 00:15:19,023 Of a world in air and rushing fire, Of a world in air and rushing fire,
296 00:15:19,880 00:15:22,883 may be forever obedient onto me. may be forever obedient onto me.
297 00:15:23,760 00:15:25,260 Such are my words. Such are my words.
298 00:15:27,680 00:15:29,900 - [Announcer] Attention, you are now entering - [Announcer] Attention, you are now entering
299 00:15:29,900 00:15:32,120 the debarkation area. the debarkation area.
300 00:15:32,120 00:15:34,740 No talking, no smoking. No talking, no smoking.
301 00:15:34,740 00:15:36,543 Follow the red line. Follow the red line.
302 00:15:36,543 00:15:38,700 You have the option to terminate You have the option to terminate
303 00:15:38,700 00:15:41,610 and be cremated on the premises. and be cremated on the premises.
304 00:15:41,610 00:15:44,630 If you elect this option notify the officer If you elect this option notify the officer
305 00:15:44,630 00:15:46,650 in your processing area. in your processing area.
306 00:15:46,650 00:15:48,203 - Hello, X15642. - Hello, X15642.
307 00:15:49,630 00:15:52,563 - That's Exterminator to you, Van Helsing. - That's Exterminator to you, Van Helsing.
308 00:15:53,481 00:15:54,729 - Call me VH. - Call me VH.
309 00:15:54,729 00:15:57,703 - I'll call you dead meat if you'll open that air lock. - I'll call you dead meat if you'll open that air lock.
310 00:15:57,703 00:16:00,220 - You know I can't do that, X. - You know I can't do that, X.
311 00:16:00,220 00:16:02,439 - And you know I can't stop obliterating anything - And you know I can't stop obliterating anything
312 00:16:02,439 00:16:05,430 and everything in my way. and everything in my way.
313 00:16:05,430 00:16:07,710 I'm programmed to destroy. I'm programmed to destroy.
314 00:16:07,710 00:16:10,252 - So I've heard by the Archons, - So I've heard by the Archons,
315 00:16:10,252 00:16:12,500 but they're gonna lose, X. but they're gonna lose, X.
316 00:16:12,500 00:16:14,320 You're on the wrong side of history. You're on the wrong side of history.
317 00:16:14,320 00:16:16,950 - We'll just see about that, human. - We'll just see about that, human.
318 00:16:16,950 00:16:18,980 Why don't you come into my cell Why don't you come into my cell
319 00:16:18,980 00:16:21,150 so I can render your swiney flesh so I can render your swiney flesh
320 00:16:21,150 00:16:23,230 from the brittle porous bone from the brittle porous bone
321 00:16:23,230 00:16:27,370 and paint a masterpiece on the wall with your blood. and paint a masterpiece on the wall with your blood.
322 00:16:27,370 00:16:29,390 - Vivid imagination you have there. - Vivid imagination you have there.
323 00:16:29,390 00:16:31,940 Tell me, X, what's the deal with the Archons' Tell me, X, what's the deal with the Archons'
324 00:16:31,940 00:16:33,530 kinetic space bomb? kinetic space bomb?
325 00:16:33,530 00:16:35,235 - The space bomb? - The space bomb?
326 00:16:35,235 00:16:38,740 It will extinguish your kind from this galaxy It will extinguish your kind from this galaxy
327 00:16:38,740 00:16:41,350 if I don't get to you first. if I don't get to you first.
328 00:16:41,350 00:16:42,760 - Sounds like a threat. - Sounds like a threat.
329 00:16:42,760 00:16:45,920 - It's not a threat, a spoiler. - It's not a threat, a spoiler.
330 00:16:45,920 00:16:47,977 - Considering we're the ones that have you locked up, - Considering we're the ones that have you locked up,
331 00:16:47,977 00:16:50,930 be a good idea to work with the Allies, X. be a good idea to work with the Allies, X.
332 00:16:50,930 00:16:54,050 It could make your time much easier. It could make your time much easier.
333 00:16:54,050 00:16:55,430 - Easier? - Easier?
334 00:16:55,430 00:16:58,920 I'm indestructible, you puny mortal. I'm indestructible, you puny mortal.
335 00:16:58,920 00:17:02,130 I'll be here long after you're dust and bone. I'll be here long after you're dust and bone.
336 00:17:02,130 00:17:06,950 And mark my words, before you die I'll get free And mark my words, before you die I'll get free
337 00:17:06,950 00:17:10,010 and when I do I'll splay your children out and when I do I'll splay your children out
338 00:17:10,010 00:17:13,860 to fashion the canvas on which to dissect you. to fashion the canvas on which to dissect you.
339 00:17:13,860 00:17:15,860 - Thanks, but I don't have kids. - Thanks, but I don't have kids.
340 00:17:15,860 00:17:19,790 - Then I'll feed someone else's to the meat grinder. - Then I'll feed someone else's to the meat grinder.
341 00:17:19,790 00:17:22,130 - So, I'm guessing you don't want to make a deal? - So, I'm guessing you don't want to make a deal?
342 00:17:22,130 00:17:25,600 - So astute you are, Van Helsing. - So astute you are, Van Helsing.
343 00:17:25,600 00:17:26,913 - Call me VH. - Call me VH.
344 00:17:28,173 00:17:30,840 (ominous music) (ominous music)
345 00:17:43,550 00:17:47,843 - Rest assured, Princess Kali, I am loyal to your Allies - Rest assured, Princess Kali, I am loyal to your Allies
346 00:17:47,843 00:17:50,963 and we will fight by your side to the last. and we will fight by your side to the last.
347 00:17:50,963 00:17:54,070 - Thank you, Queen Varuna. - Thank you, Queen Varuna.
348 00:17:54,070 00:17:56,160 Your people held a special place Your people held a special place
349 00:17:56,160 00:17:59,500 in the hearts of my father and his father before him. in the hearts of my father and his father before him.
350 00:17:59,500 00:18:01,510 As leader of the Allied forces, As leader of the Allied forces,
351 00:18:01,510 00:18:03,820 I will not betray that trust. I will not betray that trust.
352 00:18:03,820 00:18:06,690 - I never expected you to, Princess. - I never expected you to, Princess.
353 00:18:06,690 00:18:09,350 And in this war of wars, And in this war of wars,
354 00:18:09,350 00:18:12,370 you may count my people among your numbers. you may count my people among your numbers.
355 00:18:12,370 00:18:15,120 Where you fight, we fight. Where you fight, we fight.
356 00:18:15,120 00:18:17,833 Where you win, we win. Where you win, we win.
357 00:18:17,833 00:18:22,833 And where you die, we too will gladly lay down our lives. And where you die, we too will gladly lay down our lives.
358 00:18:23,785 00:18:28,700 - Well, it's a damn fine cosmos with you in it, Varuna. - Well, it's a damn fine cosmos with you in it, Varuna.
359 00:18:28,700 00:18:29,690 Let's do this. Let's do this.
360 00:18:30,635 00:18:33,302 (intense music) (intense music)
361 00:18:38,190 00:18:41,970 - The Archon-stine is nigh, Wrathcheld! - The Archon-stine is nigh, Wrathcheld!
362 00:18:41,970 00:18:44,420 We shall win at all costs. We shall win at all costs.
363 00:18:44,420 00:18:49,123 There are no Archon prisoners of war, only traitors. There are no Archon prisoners of war, only traitors.
364 00:18:49,123 00:18:50,770 - Indeed, General Lee-see-mus. - Indeed, General Lee-see-mus.
365 00:18:50,770 00:18:53,430 On your formidable coattails we shall ride On your formidable coattails we shall ride
366 00:18:53,430 00:18:55,520 to ultimate victory. to ultimate victory.
367 00:18:55,520 00:18:59,577 - Forward, march, march, march! - Forward, march, march, march!
368 00:19:05,561 00:19:07,894 (exploding) (exploding)
369 00:19:28,610 00:19:29,860 - General Lee-see-mus, - General Lee-see-mus,
370 00:19:29,860 00:19:32,690 I have the alleged fleet in my sights. I have the alleged fleet in my sights.
371 00:19:32,690 00:19:35,150 They've got help from the Atlantians. They've got help from the Atlantians.
372 00:19:35,150 00:19:38,780 - One ship alone cannot dent two fleets, Sylus. - One ship alone cannot dent two fleets, Sylus.
373 00:19:38,780 00:19:41,510 Circle them and await your wingman. Circle them and await your wingman.
374 00:19:41,510 00:19:44,540 When the numbers are even, strike! When the numbers are even, strike!
375 00:19:44,540 00:19:48,205 - But I have a clean shot, sir, I have to take it. - But I have a clean shot, sir, I have to take it.
376 00:19:48,205 00:19:49,363 - No, Sylus. - No, Sylus.
377 00:19:49,363 00:19:54,015 Do not engage alone, I repeat, do not engage! Do not engage alone, I repeat, do not engage!
378 00:19:54,015 00:19:56,848 (missiles firing) (missiles firing)
379 00:20:06,289 00:20:09,042 (exploding) (exploding)
380 00:20:09,042 00:20:11,867 (screaming) (screaming)
381 00:20:11,867 00:20:12,700 Sylus, no! Sylus, no!
382 00:20:16,197 00:20:18,530 Fight on, Archons, fight on! Fight on, Archons, fight on!
383 00:20:20,170 00:20:22,291 We shall return for General Sylus, We shall return for General Sylus,
384 00:20:22,291 00:20:24,537 but not before I slaughter the remainder but not before I slaughter the remainder
385 00:20:24,537 00:20:28,563 of the Allied swine and hear them die screaming! of the Allied swine and hear them die screaming!
386 00:20:29,923 00:20:32,090 (zapping) (zapping)
387 00:20:32,960 00:20:35,413 - I've got a lock on the Archon mothership, Princess. - I've got a lock on the Archon mothership, Princess.
388 00:20:35,413 00:20:37,049 What do you want me to do? What do you want me to do?
389 00:20:37,049 00:20:38,382 - Take the shot! - Take the shot!
390 00:20:42,276 00:20:44,609 (exploding) (exploding)
391 00:20:46,471 00:20:48,638 (zapping) (zapping)
392 00:20:51,553 00:20:53,850 Varuna, no, no, no. Varuna, no, no, no.
393 00:20:53,850 00:20:56,993 Pull back, Allies, retreat, retreat! Pull back, Allies, retreat, retreat!
394 00:20:56,993 00:20:59,993 (tense piano music) (tense piano music)
395 00:21:15,658 00:21:19,937 - Sylus, an Archon hero has been lost today - Sylus, an Archon hero has been lost today
396 00:21:19,937 00:21:22,355 but we shall fight on. but we shall fight on.
397 00:21:22,355 00:21:24,633 We shall persevere. We shall persevere.
398 00:21:24,633 00:21:26,133 We shall overcome! We shall overcome!
399 00:21:27,380 00:21:29,910 We shall exhaust and outlast the enemy We shall exhaust and outlast the enemy
400 00:21:29,910 00:21:33,390 until the blood oozes from their weary eyes. until the blood oozes from their weary eyes.
401 00:21:33,390 00:21:37,170 Until the last drops of sweat drains the energy Until the last drops of sweat drains the energy
402 00:21:37,170 00:21:39,800 from their ravaged bodies. from their ravaged bodies.
403 00:21:39,800 00:21:44,800 We shall have our revenge on Sylus' corpse, I swear! We shall have our revenge on Sylus' corpse, I swear!
404 00:21:51,018 00:21:53,768 (dramatic music) (dramatic music)
405 00:22:14,000 00:22:15,070 - There you are. - There you are.
406 00:22:15,070 00:22:16,900 I've been looking everywhere for you. I've been looking everywhere for you.
407 00:22:16,900 00:22:19,510 - Just getting a little work out while I can. - Just getting a little work out while I can.
408 00:22:19,510 00:22:22,460 Three months in a T-wing cockpit is hell on the joints. Three months in a T-wing cockpit is hell on the joints.
409 00:22:22,460 00:22:23,560 - Tell me about it. - Tell me about it.
410 00:22:23,560 00:22:26,690 I flew the T-wing under my father when he lead the Allies. I flew the T-wing under my father when he lead the Allies.
411 00:22:26,690 00:22:28,406 - You don't say. - You don't say.
412 00:22:28,406 00:22:31,260 How'd you manage the legroom with those gams? How'd you manage the legroom with those gams?
413 00:22:31,260 00:22:32,900 - You'll have to come into my cockpit - You'll have to come into my cockpit
414 00:22:32,900 00:22:34,630 and find out for yourself, mister. and find out for yourself, mister.
415 00:22:34,630 00:22:37,370 - I might take you up on that. - I might take you up on that.
416 00:22:37,370 00:22:38,950 I love a girl who can fight. I love a girl who can fight.
417 00:22:38,950 00:22:41,791 - If you also share memories with Jack Van Helsing, - If you also share memories with Jack Van Helsing,
418 00:22:41,791 00:22:44,130 you know what else I can do. you know what else I can do.
419 00:22:44,130 00:22:46,280 - I'm just flesh and blood, Kali. - I'm just flesh and blood, Kali.
420 00:22:46,280 00:22:48,233 Strictly a biological clone. Strictly a biological clone.
421 00:22:55,730 00:22:58,360 - How was the meeting with the Exterminator? - How was the meeting with the Exterminator?
422 00:22:58,360 00:22:59,430 - The shits. - The shits.
423 00:22:59,430 00:23:01,640 That thing didn't give up a shred. That thing didn't give up a shred.
424 00:23:01,640 00:23:03,160 - I'm not surprised. - I'm not surprised.
425 00:23:03,160 00:23:04,940 Those bots are programmed to kill. Those bots are programmed to kill.
426 00:23:04,940 00:23:07,810 Personal interaction is only a nuanced byproduct Personal interaction is only a nuanced byproduct
427 00:23:07,810 00:23:11,250 of the mass of information their hard drives hold. of the mass of information their hard drives hold.
428 00:23:11,250 00:23:13,730 - You said bots? - You said bots?
429 00:23:13,730 00:23:14,940 There are others? There are others?
430 00:23:14,940 00:23:16,510 - None that we have captured - None that we have captured
431 00:23:16,510 00:23:19,360 but blueprints from the lab my father seized but blueprints from the lab my father seized
432 00:23:19,360 00:23:21,330 show us an assembly line. show us an assembly line.
433 00:23:21,330 00:23:23,470 And our deep space surveillance spotted And our deep space surveillance spotted
434 00:23:23,470 00:23:26,260 two others on the outskirts of the galaxy. two others on the outskirts of the galaxy.
435 00:23:26,260 00:23:28,300 They appear to be rogue robots They appear to be rogue robots
436 00:23:28,300 00:23:30,100 with no affiliations. with no affiliations.
437 00:23:30,100 00:23:32,010 - Maybe you can recruit them yourself, - Maybe you can recruit them yourself,
438 00:23:32,010 00:23:33,233 turn them on the Archons. turn them on the Archons.
439 00:23:33,233 00:23:36,580 - That was the plan for the one you spoke to - That was the plan for the one you spoke to
440 00:23:36,580 00:23:39,433 but there's been no getting through to him. but there's been no getting through to him.
441 00:23:40,390 00:23:42,850 There seems to be a ghost in the machine, There seems to be a ghost in the machine,
442 00:23:42,850 00:23:44,470 some programming bug. some programming bug.
443 00:23:44,470 00:23:46,290 But that sets the hardware to destroy But that sets the hardware to destroy
444 00:23:46,290 00:23:49,450 and dials the intensity up to 11. and dials the intensity up to 11.
445 00:23:49,450 00:23:52,330 Someday, we'll figure out a hack. Someday, we'll figure out a hack.
446 00:23:52,330 00:23:55,202 Until then, we keep fighting. Until then, we keep fighting.
447 00:23:55,202 00:23:57,780 - I heard about a fleet clash in the nor-shada-neb-ula. - I heard about a fleet clash in the nor-shada-neb-ula.
448 00:23:57,780 00:23:58,670 How did it go? How did it go?
449 00:23:58,670 00:24:00,210 - Badly. - Badly.
450 00:24:00,210 00:24:01,393 We had to retreat. We had to retreat.
451 00:24:02,370 00:24:06,008 We lost a great Ally and friend today. We lost a great Ally and friend today.
452 00:24:06,008 00:24:07,410 - Sorry. - Sorry.
453 00:24:07,410 00:24:08,540 - Thank you. - Thank you.
454 00:24:08,540 00:24:11,840 Some of these battles we win, some we don't. Some of these battles we win, some we don't.
455 00:24:11,840 00:24:14,510 The important thing is the tide of the war The important thing is the tide of the war
456 00:24:14,510 00:24:16,813 and I feel like it's slipping away from us. and I feel like it's slipping away from us.
457 00:24:18,330 00:24:19,889 I'm worried, VH. I'm worried, VH.
458 00:24:19,889 00:24:21,400 - I have an idea. - I have an idea.
459 00:24:21,400 00:24:24,520 An old friend of mine, he's elusive, An old friend of mine, he's elusive,
460 00:24:24,520 00:24:26,020 but if we can locate him but if we can locate him
461 00:24:26,020 00:24:28,143 he'd be a great addition to the Allies. he'd be a great addition to the Allies.
462 00:24:29,030 00:24:30,382 - Is he tough? - Is he tough?
463 00:24:30,382 00:24:31,498 - Tough? - Tough?
464 00:24:31,498 00:24:32,331 (laughing) (laughing)
465 00:24:32,331 00:24:34,036 He's a war machine! He's a war machine!
466 00:24:34,036 00:24:36,536 (tense music) (tense music)
467 00:25:01,681 00:25:03,931 (growling) (growling)
468 00:25:06,880 00:25:09,687 Well, if it isn't the infamous Bigfoot. Well, if it isn't the infamous Bigfoot.
469 00:25:09,687 00:25:11,962 How've you been, big guy? How've you been, big guy?
470 00:25:11,962 00:25:15,363 - Remove that helmet and identify yourself, - Remove that helmet and identify yourself,
471 00:25:16,420 00:25:18,703 lest I rip you limb from limb. lest I rip you limb from limb.
472 00:25:19,650 00:25:23,483 - Whoa buddy, I'm no gambler, it's me, Van Helsing. - Whoa buddy, I'm no gambler, it's me, Van Helsing.
473 00:25:24,380 00:25:25,730 - Van Helsing? - Van Helsing?
474 00:25:25,730 00:25:26,700 Which one? Which one?
475 00:25:26,700 00:25:27,960 - Not the original. - Not the original.
476 00:25:27,960 00:25:30,900 - Dude, I hate that little prick. - Dude, I hate that little prick.
477 00:25:30,900 00:25:33,620 Pounds a steak into a couple of poncy dickheads with fangs. Pounds a steak into a couple of poncy dickheads with fangs.
478 00:25:33,620 00:25:37,730 All of a sudden he's a big hero. All of a sudden he's a big hero.
479 00:25:37,730 00:25:39,660 Hero, my ass. Hero, my ass.
480 00:25:39,660 00:25:42,580 - I hear that a lot, but I'm not him. - I hear that a lot, but I'm not him.
481 00:25:42,580 00:25:44,995 I'm the guy who had your back against the Crom-you-lans I'm the guy who had your back against the Crom-you-lans
482 00:25:44,995 00:25:47,350 in that saloon fight a couple years back. in that saloon fight a couple years back.
483 00:25:47,350 00:25:50,473 - Right, you're one bad motherfucker, VH. - Right, you're one bad motherfucker, VH.
484 00:25:51,830 00:25:54,960 What brings you to this remote location? What brings you to this remote location?
485 00:25:54,960 00:25:57,660 I ain't easy to find, Earth or no Earth. I ain't easy to find, Earth or no Earth.
486 00:25:57,660 00:25:59,160 - Tell me about it. - Tell me about it.
487 00:25:59,160 00:26:01,660 Remember after we left those Croms laying Remember after we left those Croms laying
488 00:26:01,660 00:26:05,120 you said if I ever needed anything you owed me one. you said if I ever needed anything you owed me one.
489 00:26:05,120 00:26:07,193 Well, I need your help. Well, I need your help.
490 00:26:08,250 00:26:10,400 - Those Croms hold a grudge. - Those Croms hold a grudge.
491 00:26:10,400 00:26:12,020 They didn't jump you, did they? They didn't jump you, did they?
492 00:26:12,020 00:26:13,920 Sneaky fuckers, hmm. Sneaky fuckers, hmm.
493 00:26:13,920 00:26:16,420 - No, Bigfoot, it's not the Crom-you-lans. - No, Bigfoot, it's not the Crom-you-lans.
494 00:26:16,420 00:26:17,343 It's the Archons. It's the Archons.
495 00:26:18,580 00:26:20,760 - Whoa, you crossed the Archon army? - Whoa, you crossed the Archon army?
496 00:26:20,760 00:26:23,700 My man, you must have a death wish. My man, you must have a death wish.
497 00:26:23,700 00:26:25,007 - Just the opposite. - Just the opposite.
498 00:26:25,007 00:26:27,062 I'm with the Allies now. I'm with the Allies now.
499 00:26:27,062 00:26:28,750 - The Allies, huh? - The Allies, huh?
500 00:26:28,750 00:26:31,313 So you got some firepower behind you? So you got some firepower behind you?
501 00:26:31,313 00:26:33,677 Okay, I'm in. Okay, I'm in.
502 00:26:33,677 00:26:36,480 I fucking love crushing Archon skulls. I fucking love crushing Archon skulls.
503 00:26:36,480 00:26:39,760 Once in a blue moon they come poking around out here Once in a blue moon they come poking around out here
504 00:26:39,760 00:26:42,350 and I always get a kick out of stringing them up and I always get a kick out of stringing them up
505 00:26:42,350 00:26:44,020 and dressing them out. and dressing them out.
506 00:26:44,020 00:26:47,163 Those Archon bellies pop like pinatas, boy. Those Archon bellies pop like pinatas, boy.
507 00:26:53,723 00:26:55,390 Mm, nice, very nice. Mm, nice, very nice.
508 00:26:57,060 00:27:02,017 Aluminum composite, ceramic composite, carbon composite, Aluminum composite, ceramic composite, carbon composite,
509 00:27:02,017 00:27:06,103 titanium alloy, swanky digs you Allies got here. titanium alloy, swanky digs you Allies got here.
510 00:27:06,990 00:27:10,160 - We're glad you like it, welcome aboard. - We're glad you like it, welcome aboard.
511 00:27:10,160 00:27:12,690 - You could warm up this lighting if you wanted to. - You could warm up this lighting if you wanted to.
512 00:27:12,690 00:27:16,740 Florescents really catch the gray hairs in my coat. Florescents really catch the gray hairs in my coat.
513 00:27:16,740 00:27:18,730 - I think you'll find it pretty comfortable - I think you'll find it pretty comfortable
514 00:27:18,730 00:27:21,360 compared to that barren planet I found you on. compared to that barren planet I found you on.
515 00:27:21,360 00:27:23,040 - Don't knock it till you try it. - Don't knock it till you try it.
516 00:27:23,040 00:27:24,920 Silence is golden. Silence is golden.
517 00:27:24,920 00:27:27,700 - Bigfoot, I'd like to take you to our command center - Bigfoot, I'd like to take you to our command center
518 00:27:27,700 00:27:31,010 and brief you on our progress to date against the Archons. and brief you on our progress to date against the Archons.
519 00:27:31,010 00:27:32,220 - Whoa, Nelly. - Whoa, Nelly.
520 00:27:32,220 00:27:34,687 You're using them fancy boardroom terms You're using them fancy boardroom terms
521 00:27:34,687 00:27:36,677 and my feet falling asleep. and my feet falling asleep.
522 00:27:36,677 00:27:40,771 I'm a Sasquatch, let's keep it loose, you hear? I'm a Sasquatch, let's keep it loose, you hear?
523 00:27:40,771 00:27:42,600 - [Kali] As you wish. - [Kali] As you wish.
524 00:27:42,600 00:27:44,450 - [Announcer] Breach in sector seven. - [Announcer] Breach in sector seven.
525 00:27:44,450 00:27:47,030 Exterior access denied Exterior access denied
526 00:27:47,030 00:27:49,649 prison staff only in thruways. prison staff only in thruways.
527 00:27:49,649 00:27:53,550 If you are not staff and currently outside your cell, If you are not staff and currently outside your cell,
528 00:27:53,550 00:27:55,570 lie down and await instruction lie down and await instruction
529 00:27:55,570 00:27:57,943 from the duty sergeant in your area. from the duty sergeant in your area.
530 00:27:58,820 00:28:02,823 Any failure to comply will result in termination on site. Any failure to comply will result in termination on site.
531 00:28:03,670 00:28:05,707 - Good news coming from Pond and Sticks. - Good news coming from Pond and Sticks.
532 00:28:05,707 00:28:08,450 Aleister, our plan worked to perfection. Aleister, our plan worked to perfection.
533 00:28:08,450 00:28:11,205 No prison is strong enough to hold that machine. No prison is strong enough to hold that machine.
534 00:28:11,205 00:28:13,630 The Exterminator is free. The Exterminator is free.
535 00:28:13,630 00:28:15,340 - As it should be. - As it should be.
536 00:28:15,340 00:28:19,357 Do as thou wilt shall be the whole of the law. Do as thou wilt shall be the whole of the law.
537 00:28:19,357 00:28:22,150 - I can't wait for the weapon of mass destruction - I can't wait for the weapon of mass destruction
538 00:28:22,150 00:28:26,060 to rendezvous with us and join our ranks at last. to rendezvous with us and join our ranks at last.
539 00:28:26,060 00:28:27,860 The addition of the Exterminator The addition of the Exterminator
540 00:28:27,860 00:28:30,860 will render the Archons unstoppable. will render the Archons unstoppable.
541 00:28:30,860 00:28:34,360 Very soon, the galaxy will be ours. Very soon, the galaxy will be ours.
542 00:28:34,360 00:28:38,403 - To seek to dominate, another is to seek to destroy. - To seek to dominate, another is to seek to destroy.
543 00:28:39,260 00:28:42,620 - Yes, and once the Exterminator is by our side - Yes, and once the Exterminator is by our side
544 00:28:42,620 00:28:45,280 we'll destroy everything in our way. we'll destroy everything in our way.
545 00:28:45,280 00:28:47,410 Do you hear me, Aleister? Do you hear me, Aleister?
546 00:28:47,410 00:28:48,905 Everything. Everything.
547 00:28:48,905 00:28:50,238 - Oh delightful. - Oh delightful.
548 00:28:51,390 00:28:54,570 For a man who is doing his true will For a man who is doing his true will
549 00:28:54,570 00:28:58,524 has the inertia of the universe to assist him. has the inertia of the universe to assist him.
550 00:28:58,524 00:29:03,524 However, now is the time to tread carefully, Wrathcheld. However, now is the time to tread carefully, Wrathcheld.
551 00:29:03,680 00:29:06,950 The Exterminator attends matters of the flesh The Exterminator attends matters of the flesh
552 00:29:06,950 00:29:09,870 but to conquer life as we know it, but to conquer life as we know it,
553 00:29:09,870 00:29:13,900 one must also tend matters of the soul. one must also tend matters of the soul.
554 00:29:13,900 00:29:16,320 - What are you getting at, Aleister? - What are you getting at, Aleister?
555 00:29:16,320 00:29:17,900 You don't want to gather the Allies You don't want to gather the Allies
556 00:29:17,900 00:29:21,630 in some dumbass prayer circle, do you? in some dumbass prayer circle, do you?
557 00:29:21,630 00:29:24,140 - No, far from it. - No, far from it.
558 00:29:24,140 00:29:27,040 I want to awaken the eternal spirit I want to awaken the eternal spirit
559 00:29:27,040 00:29:28,853 of the sun god, Ra. of the sun god, Ra.
560 00:29:30,100 00:29:34,583 The most vengeful, meanest motherfucker to ever be. The most vengeful, meanest motherfucker to ever be.
561 00:29:36,100 00:29:39,230 - Princess Kali, I want to thank you for bringing me - Princess Kali, I want to thank you for bringing me
562 00:29:39,230 00:29:41,240 this impressive specimen. this impressive specimen.
563 00:29:41,240 00:29:45,712 He's amazing, simply amazing. He's amazing, simply amazing.
564 00:29:45,712 00:29:49,090 Tell me, creature, what's your diet? Tell me, creature, what's your diet?
565 00:29:49,090 00:29:50,260 - My diet? - My diet?
566 00:29:50,260 00:29:52,190 What kind of question is that? What kind of question is that?
567 00:29:52,190 00:29:54,430 If it moves, I eat it. If it moves, I eat it.
568 00:29:54,430 00:29:56,800 - Oh, I see. - Oh, I see.
569 00:29:56,800 00:29:59,550 Come creature, sit on my chair for a moment. Come creature, sit on my chair for a moment.
570 00:29:59,550 00:30:02,930 I'd like to run some rudimentary tests on you if I may. I'd like to run some rudimentary tests on you if I may.
571 00:30:02,930 00:30:05,600 - Tests, what kind of tests? - Tests, what kind of tests?
572 00:30:05,600 00:30:08,000 And how come you people never show your faces? And how come you people never show your faces?
573 00:30:08,000 00:30:10,270 I like to see who I'm talking to. I like to see who I'm talking to.
574 00:30:10,270 00:30:11,780 - Now, now, hold still. - Now, now, hold still.
575 00:30:11,780 00:30:14,060 I'm just going to draw a small amount of blood from you. I'm just going to draw a small amount of blood from you.
576 00:30:14,060 00:30:15,250 - Blood? - Blood?
577 00:30:15,250 00:30:16,850 You and what army? You and what army?
578 00:30:16,850 00:30:19,620 You try to prick me, I will rip that helmet off You try to prick me, I will rip that helmet off
579 00:30:19,620 00:30:21,972 with your head still in it, cocksucker. with your head still in it, cocksucker.
580 00:30:21,972 00:30:23,209 - Easy, Bigfoot. - Easy, Bigfoot.
581 00:30:23,209 00:30:25,506 Dr. Jeckyll may seem unconventional Dr. Jeckyll may seem unconventional
582 00:30:25,506 00:30:27,640 but we're all friends here. but we're all friends here.
583 00:30:27,640 00:30:30,500 - No, you're all friends here, VH. - No, you're all friends here, VH.
584 00:30:30,500 00:30:33,110 I'm the mythical Sasquatch and I know I'm the mythical Sasquatch and I know
585 00:30:33,110 00:30:36,080 what glorified lab rats wanna do to me. what glorified lab rats wanna do to me.
586 00:30:36,080 00:30:38,880 Get their ugly mugs in the science rags. Get their ugly mugs in the science rags.
587 00:30:38,880 00:30:41,090 Bag that Nobel Peace Prize. Bag that Nobel Peace Prize.
588 00:30:41,090 00:30:43,580 - I assure you you're overreacting Bigfoot, - I assure you you're overreacting Bigfoot,
589 00:30:43,580 00:30:45,330 tell you what, forget the blood. tell you what, forget the blood.
590 00:30:45,330 00:30:47,180 We'll just snip a bit of your hair. We'll just snip a bit of your hair.
591 00:30:47,180 00:30:50,380 - Come at me with snips and I'll ram 'em up your ass - Come at me with snips and I'll ram 'em up your ass
592 00:30:50,380 00:30:52,373 sharp end first, geek. sharp end first, geek.
593 00:30:53,220 00:30:57,403 Nobody pokes, pricks or sticks Bigfoot. Nobody pokes, pricks or sticks Bigfoot.
594 00:30:58,410 00:31:00,872 - [Announcer] Well, duly noted. - [Announcer] Well, duly noted.
595 00:31:00,872 00:31:04,610 What's say we just provide a saliva sample for DNA testing What's say we just provide a saliva sample for DNA testing
596 00:31:04,610 00:31:05,610 and that will be that, and that will be that,
597 00:31:05,610 00:31:06,860 just spit in a cup for me, yeah. just spit in a cup for me, yeah.
598 00:31:06,860 00:31:10,260 - How about I just spit on your broken, bloody corpse - How about I just spit on your broken, bloody corpse
599 00:31:10,260 00:31:12,950 and after I smash the shit out of this room and after I smash the shit out of this room
600 00:31:12,950 00:31:16,030 with a baseball bat shaped like you. with a baseball bat shaped like you.
601 00:31:16,030 00:31:17,350 - Alright, that's enough. - Alright, that's enough.
602 00:31:17,350 00:31:18,850 - I'm sorry Dr. Jeckyll, - I'm sorry Dr. Jeckyll,
603 00:31:18,850 00:31:21,010 perhaps we'll revisit this another time. perhaps we'll revisit this another time.
604 00:31:21,010 00:31:23,887 Right now I'd like to focus on your inventions. Right now I'd like to focus on your inventions.
605 00:31:23,887 00:31:26,053 You say you have something for us? You say you have something for us?
606 00:31:26,053 00:31:27,120 - That I do. - That I do.
607 00:31:27,120 00:31:30,880 Kali, allow me to introduce the Teleport Chip 5000. Kali, allow me to introduce the Teleport Chip 5000.
608 00:31:30,880 00:31:32,870 - Sounds like a toaster oven. - Sounds like a toaster oven.
609 00:31:32,870 00:31:34,560 - What does it do, doctor? - What does it do, doctor?
610 00:31:34,560 00:31:35,393 - I'm glad you asked. - I'm glad you asked.
611 00:31:35,393 00:31:37,580 You know how I was using computerized data You know how I was using computerized data
612 00:31:37,580 00:31:39,446 to be uploaded directly to the brain to be uploaded directly to the brain
613 00:31:39,446 00:31:41,820 for the physical body to be teleported for the physical body to be teleported
614 00:31:41,820 00:31:44,868 anywhere in the universe with untraceable signal? anywhere in the universe with untraceable signal?
615 00:31:44,868 00:31:46,770 - Badass! - Badass!
616 00:31:46,770 00:31:48,570 - With the Teleport Chip 5000, - With the Teleport Chip 5000,
617 00:31:48,570 00:31:50,500 we can hack into the Archon mainframes we can hack into the Archon mainframes
618 00:31:50,500 00:31:53,330 without a need for workarounds, pass codes, without a need for workarounds, pass codes,
619 00:31:53,330 00:31:55,680 phishing, hacking or cracking. phishing, hacking or cracking.
620 00:31:55,680 00:31:57,780 It's an all encompassing backstage pass It's an all encompassing backstage pass
621 00:31:57,780 00:32:01,390 for anything they have stored or active in their systems. for anything they have stored or active in their systems.
622 00:32:01,390 00:32:03,300 - And the teleportation? - And the teleportation?
623 00:32:03,300 00:32:05,010 - With the T-5000 implant - With the T-5000 implant
624 00:32:05,010 00:32:08,410 you can spontaneously deconstruct our physical metabolisms you can spontaneously deconstruct our physical metabolisms
625 00:32:08,410 00:32:10,700 and reconstruct them within milliseconds and reconstruct them within milliseconds
626 00:32:10,700 00:32:14,480 on any wireless access point of a wifi signal. on any wireless access point of a wifi signal.
627 00:32:14,480 00:32:16,290 - That's incredible. - That's incredible.
628 00:32:16,290 00:32:18,553 - I thought so too. - I thought so too.
629 00:32:19,650 00:32:21,973 - So then, who's first? - So then, who's first?
630 00:32:23,566 00:32:25,833 - I don't know about your partners here, VH, - I don't know about your partners here, VH,
631 00:32:25,833 00:32:27,500 they're a weird bunch. they're a weird bunch.
632 00:32:27,500 00:32:30,230 And that doctor and his henchmen in the lab And that doctor and his henchmen in the lab
633 00:32:30,230 00:32:32,200 were straight up fucking nuts. were straight up fucking nuts.
634 00:32:32,200 00:32:34,030 - Give 'em a chance. - Give 'em a chance.
635 00:32:34,030 00:32:37,120 It's not as weird as it seems at first. It's not as weird as it seems at first.
636 00:32:37,120 00:32:40,590 - Well, if there's one thing my elusive nature's telling me - Well, if there's one thing my elusive nature's telling me
637 00:32:40,590 00:32:43,250 it's to trust my first impression. it's to trust my first impression.
638 00:32:43,250 00:32:45,878 - Maybe your time in the wild is going to your senses. - Maybe your time in the wild is going to your senses.
639 00:32:45,878 00:32:47,950 You're getting older, Foot, You're getting older, Foot,
640 00:32:47,950 00:32:50,720 you ever think maybe you've lost your edge? you ever think maybe you've lost your edge?
641 00:32:50,720 00:32:53,620 - Lost my edge? - Lost my edge?
642 00:32:53,620 00:32:56,410 You're one to talk, you're a fucking clone. You're one to talk, you're a fucking clone.
643 00:32:56,410 00:32:58,730 - I still have a moral compass. - I still have a moral compass.
644 00:32:58,730 00:33:00,770 I still know right from wrong. I still know right from wrong.
645 00:33:00,770 00:33:02,070 - You saying I don't? - You saying I don't?
646 00:33:02,070 00:33:04,598 - Jeckyll was in awe of you. - Jeckyll was in awe of you.
647 00:33:04,598 00:33:07,770 You almost killed him for suggesting tests. You almost killed him for suggesting tests.
648 00:33:07,770 00:33:10,700 - I know how these doctors work. - I know how these doctors work.
649 00:33:10,700 00:33:12,520 Tests lead to more tests. Tests lead to more tests.
650 00:33:12,520 00:33:15,080 Then to a bed, then to a cage, Then to a bed, then to a cage,
651 00:33:15,080 00:33:17,080 then to an operating table, then to an operating table,
652 00:33:17,080 00:33:21,240 then to cremation, them bam, you're a fucking clone. then to cremation, them bam, you're a fucking clone.
653 00:33:21,240 00:33:22,910 - You trying to say something to me? - You trying to say something to me?
654 00:33:22,910 00:33:24,970 - When's the last time anybody saw - When's the last time anybody saw
655 00:33:24,970 00:33:28,870 the real Jack Van Helsing, huh? the real Jack Van Helsing, huh?
656 00:33:28,870 00:33:32,120 - For all we know you don't exist. - For all we know you don't exist.
657 00:33:32,120 00:33:35,820 - Nah, all real grade-A beef here. - Nah, all real grade-A beef here.
658 00:33:35,820 00:33:37,930 - You got a problem with me, big guy? - You got a problem with me, big guy?
659 00:33:37,930 00:33:40,323 - If the helmet fits, wear it. - If the helmet fits, wear it.
660 00:33:43,803 00:33:46,450 I ain't good with small spaces. I ain't good with small spaces.
661 00:33:46,450 00:33:49,040 Feels like the walls are closing in. Feels like the walls are closing in.
662 00:33:49,040 00:33:50,368 I'm gonna get some air. I'm gonna get some air.
663 00:33:50,368 00:33:52,290 - We're in space, Foot! - We're in space, Foot!
664 00:33:52,290 00:33:54,430 There is no air! There is no air!
665 00:33:54,430 00:33:56,310 - Fuck it, I'll hold my breath. - Fuck it, I'll hold my breath.
666 00:33:56,310 00:33:58,810 I'm sick of squeezing past these machines. I'm sick of squeezing past these machines.
667 00:33:58,810 00:34:00,600 I gotta clear my head. I gotta clear my head.
668 00:34:00,600 00:34:02,157 - Sounds like a good idea. - Sounds like a good idea.
669 00:34:02,157 00:34:04,640 If you need me, I'll be with Kali. If you need me, I'll be with Kali.
670 00:34:04,640 00:34:06,923 - [Bigfoot] I bet you will. - [Bigfoot] I bet you will.
671 00:34:19,670 00:34:21,580 - [Kali] We just got more bad news, VH. - [Kali] We just got more bad news, VH.
672 00:34:21,580 00:34:23,630 The Exterminator has escaped. The Exterminator has escaped.
673 00:34:23,630 00:34:26,790 It's loose in the galaxy, somewhere. It's loose in the galaxy, somewhere.
674 00:34:26,790 00:34:29,560 - Oh, that's gonna come back to bite us on the ass. - Oh, that's gonna come back to bite us on the ass.
675 00:34:29,560 00:34:31,340 Guess we need to watch our six. Guess we need to watch our six.
676 00:34:31,340 00:34:33,730 - I put out an interstellar APB. - I put out an interstellar APB.
677 00:34:33,730 00:34:36,000 It won't take long to find that model. It won't take long to find that model.
678 00:34:36,000 00:34:38,090 Its rationale chip is dead. Its rationale chip is dead.
679 00:34:38,090 00:34:40,642 Sooner than later it'll make a mistake. Sooner than later it'll make a mistake.
680 00:34:40,642 00:34:45,430 Speaking of rationale, how does your Sasquatch like us? Speaking of rationale, how does your Sasquatch like us?
681 00:34:45,430 00:34:46,940 - He wants to kill you all. - He wants to kill you all.
682 00:34:46,940 00:34:48,170 - I see. - I see.
683 00:34:48,170 00:34:51,210 I should mention every chamber and corridor of this vessel I should mention every chamber and corridor of this vessel
684 00:34:51,210 00:34:53,500 is equipped with knockout gas in the event is equipped with knockout gas in the event
685 00:34:53,500 00:34:55,830 of a hijacking or mutiny. of a hijacking or mutiny.
686 00:34:55,830 00:34:57,770 - I expect nothing less, Princess. - I expect nothing less, Princess.
687 00:34:57,770 00:34:59,986 - If your friend isn't on board with our cause - If your friend isn't on board with our cause
688 00:34:59,986 00:35:03,550 he is free to leave at any time, and should. he is free to leave at any time, and should.
689 00:35:03,550 00:35:04,800 - He'll be fine. - He'll be fine.
690 00:35:04,800 00:35:07,830 Small spaces freak him out, he's claustrophobic. Small spaces freak him out, he's claustrophobic.
691 00:35:07,830 00:35:10,030 - Maybe space isn't the place for him. - Maybe space isn't the place for him.
692 00:35:10,030 00:35:12,050 - Maybe not, but that doesn't change the fact - Maybe not, but that doesn't change the fact
693 00:35:12,050 00:35:13,830 that you need all the help you can get. that you need all the help you can get.
694 00:35:13,830 00:35:17,400 - What I need right now a Sasquatch can't help me with. - What I need right now a Sasquatch can't help me with.
695 00:35:17,400 00:35:18,880 But you can. But you can.
696 00:35:18,880 00:35:19,757 - Oh. - Oh? - Oh. - Oh?
697 00:35:25,730 00:35:28,960 - Princess Kali, it is me, Xio. - Princess Kali, it is me, Xio.
698 00:35:30,028 00:35:32,119 - Xio, are you alright? - Xio, are you alright?
699 00:35:32,119 00:35:34,160 Is your ship in tact? Is your ship in tact?
700 00:35:34,160 00:35:35,440 Are you shredded? Are you shredded?
701 00:35:35,440 00:35:39,170 - I escaped our battle with both my ship and my life - I escaped our battle with both my ship and my life
702 00:35:39,170 00:35:44,170 but without my queen I'm not sure what there is to live for. but without my queen I'm not sure what there is to live for.
703 00:35:46,100 00:35:48,930 - Xio, don't think like that. - Xio, don't think like that.
704 00:35:48,930 00:35:52,210 I know you loved Varuna, we all did. I know you loved Varuna, we all did.
705 00:35:52,210 00:35:55,470 But there's more to live for and fight for But there's more to live for and fight for
706 00:35:55,470 00:35:58,200 now than ever before. now than ever before.
707 00:35:58,200 00:36:01,296 - I wish I could say I shared that sentiment, Princess, - I wish I could say I shared that sentiment, Princess,
708 00:36:01,296 00:36:04,970 but I've been considering surrender. but I've been considering surrender.
709 00:36:04,970 00:36:07,070 - I'm going to pretend I didn't hear that. - I'm going to pretend I didn't hear that.
710 00:36:07,070 00:36:08,960 We don't say that word around here. We don't say that word around here.
711 00:36:08,960 00:36:13,933 Xio, I want you to listen to me and listen closely. Xio, I want you to listen to me and listen closely.
712 00:36:13,933 00:36:17,040 I'm not just the commander of this fleet, I'm not just the commander of this fleet,
713 00:36:17,040 00:36:21,000 I'm an Ally through and through like my father I'm an Ally through and through like my father
714 00:36:21,000 00:36:24,400 and his father before him and his father before him. and his father before him and his father before him.
715 00:36:24,400 00:36:29,350 I'll never stop no matter how many Allies fall in battle I'll never stop no matter how many Allies fall in battle
716 00:36:29,350 00:36:33,660 and I'd sooner die myself than stand down and I'd sooner die myself than stand down
717 00:36:33,660 00:36:36,980 and allow an Archon universe to rise. and allow an Archon universe to rise.
718 00:36:36,980 00:36:39,890 Do I make myself clear? Do I make myself clear?
719 00:36:39,890 00:36:42,010 - Yes, Princess. - Yes, Princess.
720 00:36:42,010 00:36:44,910 - Good, go take some time for yourself. - Good, go take some time for yourself.
721 00:36:44,910 00:36:47,530 Mourn your queen as we all will. Mourn your queen as we all will.
722 00:36:47,530 00:36:49,760 And when the order comes to reconvene And when the order comes to reconvene
723 00:36:49,760 00:36:52,410 I expect to see you on our front lines I expect to see you on our front lines
724 00:36:52,410 00:36:56,713 ready to fight again in Varuna's honor. ready to fight again in Varuna's honor.
725 00:36:56,713 00:36:59,597 - Yes, Princess. - Yes, Princess.
726 00:37:03,380 00:37:06,613 - You're one sexy princess, you know that? - You're one sexy princess, you know that?
727 00:37:10,640 00:37:13,140 (tense music) (tense music)
728 00:37:22,210 00:37:25,390 - Greetings, Exterminator, and congratulations - Greetings, Exterminator, and congratulations
729 00:37:25,390 00:37:27,110 on your prison break. on your prison break.
730 00:37:27,110 00:37:30,213 The carnage you caused remains visible for light years. The carnage you caused remains visible for light years.
731 00:37:30,213 00:37:34,040 I spent a lifetime splintering enemies and innocents alike I spent a lifetime splintering enemies and innocents alike
732 00:37:34,040 00:37:37,680 and I've never seen such a jet stream of blood. and I've never seen such a jet stream of blood.
733 00:37:37,680 00:37:40,720 You're quite the engine of destruction. You're quite the engine of destruction.
734 00:37:40,720 00:37:44,830 - Come closer, talking head, and I'll kill you too. - Come closer, talking head, and I'll kill you too.
735 00:37:44,830 00:37:46,650 (laughing) (laughing)
736 00:37:46,650 00:37:47,567 - How cute. - How cute.
737 00:37:48,520 00:37:49,830 - What's that? - What's that?
738 00:37:49,830 00:37:51,188 Who said that? Who said that?
739 00:37:51,188 00:37:52,850 Who's there? Who's there?
740 00:37:52,850 00:37:55,047 - That's my colleague, his name is-- - That's my colleague, his name is--
741 00:37:55,047 00:38:00,047 - The great beast, 666, do as thou wilt, robot, - The great beast, 666, do as thou wilt, robot,
742 00:38:00,550 00:38:05,340 and let the blood of innocents flow through your hydraulics. and let the blood of innocents flow through your hydraulics.
743 00:38:05,340 00:38:06,770 - Sounds good to me. - Sounds good to me.
744 00:38:06,770 00:38:11,770 Tell me, great beast, are you innocent? Tell me, great beast, are you innocent?
745 00:38:12,380 00:38:13,821 - Me? - Me?
746 00:38:13,821 00:38:14,654 Innocent? Innocent?
747 00:38:15,510 00:38:17,577 I am evil incarnate. I am evil incarnate.
748 00:38:19,490 00:38:20,873 - Are you Satan? - Are you Satan?
749 00:38:22,009 00:38:24,570 - Satan, my dear robot, - Satan, my dear robot,
750 00:38:24,570 00:38:27,914 the servant Satan is not the enemy of man the servant Satan is not the enemy of man
751 00:38:27,914 00:38:32,210 but he who has made gods of our species. but he who has made gods of our species.
752 00:38:32,210 00:38:36,630 Knowing good and evil, he bayed know thyself. Knowing good and evil, he bayed know thyself.
753 00:38:36,630 00:38:41,410 In Tartan tuition, we are all Satan, even you. In Tartan tuition, we are all Satan, even you.
754 00:38:41,410 00:38:44,500 Just like we are all God. Just like we are all God.
755 00:38:44,500 00:38:47,150 - Have fun out there, Exterminator. - Have fun out there, Exterminator.
756 00:38:47,150 00:38:51,070 Get that violence and bloodletting into your system. Get that violence and bloodletting into your system.
757 00:38:51,070 00:38:53,173 - Yes, do as thou wilt. - Yes, do as thou wilt.
758 00:38:54,540 00:38:57,290 (dramatic music) (dramatic music)
759 00:39:06,220 00:39:09,310 - You there, this is my air space. - You there, this is my air space.
760 00:39:09,310 00:39:11,510 Submit or perish. Submit or perish.
761 00:39:11,510 00:39:13,277 - Excuse me, tin man. - Excuse me, tin man.
762 00:39:13,277 00:39:15,490 Are you talking to me? Are you talking to me?
763 00:39:15,490 00:39:17,460 - I don't see anyone else here - I don't see anyone else here
764 00:39:17,460 00:39:20,880 so I must be talking to you, gorilla. so I must be talking to you, gorilla.
765 00:39:20,880 00:39:21,870 - Gorilla? - Gorilla?
766 00:39:21,870 00:39:24,200 Who the fuck you calling a gorilla? Who the fuck you calling a gorilla?
767 00:39:24,200 00:39:26,245 I'm Bigfoot, motherfucker. I'm Bigfoot, motherfucker.
768 00:39:26,245 00:39:28,970 - Prepare to die. - Prepare to die.
769 00:39:28,970 00:39:31,876 - Don't sing it, bring it, bitch. - Don't sing it, bring it, bitch.
770 00:39:31,876 00:39:32,709 (zapping) (zapping)
771 00:39:32,709 00:39:35,709 (suspenseful music) (suspenseful music)
772 00:40:09,089 00:40:10,096 (exploding) (exploding)
773 00:40:10,096 00:40:12,240 - It's an ambush, we're under attack! - It's an ambush, we're under attack!
774 00:40:12,240 00:40:13,420 - They're Archon fighters! - They're Archon fighters!
775 00:40:13,420 00:40:16,650 - We must protect our headquarters no matter what. - We must protect our headquarters no matter what.
776 00:40:16,650 00:40:19,190 Bort, deploy our fighter fleet at once. Bort, deploy our fighter fleet at once.
777 00:40:19,190 00:40:21,670 Shoot first, no questions. Shoot first, no questions.
778 00:40:21,670 00:40:23,890 - Deploying our fighters now, Princess Kali. - Deploying our fighters now, Princess Kali.
779 00:40:23,890 00:40:25,180 - Save me a seat. - Save me a seat.
780 00:40:25,180 00:40:26,760 I'm joining the front line. I'm joining the front line.
781 00:40:26,760 00:40:29,290 - So much for your Sasquatch, VH. - So much for your Sasquatch, VH.
782 00:40:29,290 00:40:30,258 Where is he? Where is he?
783 00:40:30,258 00:40:31,974 - I don't know. - I don't know.
784 00:40:31,974 00:40:33,027 - I do. - I do.
785 00:40:33,027 00:40:34,570 He abandoned us. He abandoned us.
786 00:40:34,570 00:40:35,892 - He'd never do that. - He'd never do that.
787 00:40:35,892 00:40:38,063 Bigfoot's loyal, I think. Bigfoot's loyal, I think.
788 00:40:55,000 00:40:57,850 God damn it, Foot, you're making me look bad. God damn it, Foot, you're making me look bad.
789 00:40:57,850 00:40:59,540 Where the fuck did you go? Where the fuck did you go?
790 00:41:06,570 00:41:08,720 You better not have sold me out, Sasquatch. You better not have sold me out, Sasquatch.
791 00:41:12,647 00:41:16,713 - Is that all you got, you overblown windup toy? - Is that all you got, you overblown windup toy?
792 00:41:18,670 00:41:20,690 - You're still alive. - You're still alive.
793 00:41:20,690 00:41:23,977 I was considering leashing you as my pet. I was considering leashing you as my pet.
794 00:41:23,977 00:41:28,977 But no, I think I'll watch you die screaming instead. But no, I think I'll watch you die screaming instead.
795 00:41:29,160 00:41:31,330 - Kiss my furry ass. - Kiss my furry ass.
796 00:41:31,330 00:41:35,963 1984 called, it wants its Terminator back. 1984 called, it wants its Terminator back.
797 00:41:35,963 00:41:37,370 - [Kali] VH, our screens are showing - [Kali] VH, our screens are showing
798 00:41:37,370 00:41:39,060 a blitzing media shower. a blitzing media shower.
799 00:41:39,060 00:41:40,790 Is everything alright? Is everything alright?
800 00:41:40,790 00:41:43,140 - Thanks for noticing, Princess. - Thanks for noticing, Princess.
801 00:41:43,140 00:41:45,330 I thought you didn't like me anymore. I thought you didn't like me anymore.
802 00:41:45,330 00:41:47,880 - Just get your ass back here in one piece - Just get your ass back here in one piece
803 00:41:47,880 00:41:49,870 and I'll show you how much I like you and I'll show you how much I like you
804 00:41:49,870 00:41:52,240 in no uncertain terms. in no uncertain terms.
805 00:41:52,240 00:41:53,386 - Hey now. - Hey now.
806 00:41:53,386 00:41:55,969 (upbeat music) (upbeat music)
807 00:41:59,690 00:42:01,193 - Die, you big simian. - Die, you big simian.
808 00:42:05,630 00:42:06,676 Die. Die.
809 00:42:06,676 00:42:09,648 (laughing) (laughing)
810 00:42:09,648 00:42:12,520 - Comrades, kneeling compatriots, - Comrades, kneeling compatriots,
811 00:42:12,520 00:42:16,410 I congratulate you on another well executed attack. I congratulate you on another well executed attack.
812 00:42:16,410 00:42:20,470 The great day of victory over the Allies is drawing nearer. The great day of victory over the Allies is drawing nearer.
813 00:42:20,470 00:42:24,102 Our Archon armies shall force the Allies to their knees Our Archon armies shall force the Allies to their knees
814 00:42:24,102 00:42:28,523 until in defeat they declare unconditional surrender! until in defeat they declare unconditional surrender!
815 00:42:28,523 00:42:33,200 This great war will end with our complete and utter victory. This great war will end with our complete and utter victory.
816 00:42:34,200 00:42:37,510 The period of human rule over this galaxy is over The period of human rule over this galaxy is over
817 00:42:38,500 00:42:42,243 and the period of reptilian rule shall begin! and the period of reptilian rule shall begin!
818 00:42:43,630 00:42:46,650 I congratulate you on victory in advance, I congratulate you on victory in advance,
819 00:42:46,650 00:42:48,717 my Archon compatriots! my Archon compatriots!
820 00:42:49,702 00:42:51,580 Glory to the heroic Archon Glory to the heroic Archon
821 00:42:51,580 00:42:54,300 who upholds the independence of reptiles who upholds the independence of reptiles
822 00:42:54,300 00:42:59,300 and bring victory over the enemies with bloody finality. and bring victory over the enemies with bloody finality.
823 00:42:59,370 00:43:04,370 Glory to our great Archons, the Archons victorious, Glory to our great Archons, the Archons victorious,
824 00:43:05,854 00:43:08,893 harbingers of a new era of darkness! harbingers of a new era of darkness!
825 00:43:09,976 00:43:12,476 (tense music) (tense music)
826 00:43:15,074 00:43:17,477 - In the years of primal course - In the years of primal course
827 00:43:17,477 00:43:20,137 and the dawn of terrestrial burn and the dawn of terrestrial burn
828 00:43:21,286 00:43:23,703 my master commanded the horse my master commanded the horse
829 00:43:24,610 00:43:28,528 and man was lord of the Earth. and man was lord of the Earth.
830 00:43:28,528 00:43:31,804 We made tomorrow's skin We made tomorrow's skin
831 00:43:31,804 00:43:35,760 from the heart of the holy tree. from the heart of the holy tree.
832 00:43:35,760 00:43:38,890 He encompassed the earth therein He encompassed the earth therein
833 00:43:38,890 00:43:43,055 and man was lord of the sea. and man was lord of the sea.
834 00:43:43,055 00:43:45,850 He controlled the vigor of steam, He controlled the vigor of steam,
835 00:43:45,850 00:43:49,210 he harnessed the lightning for hire, he harnessed the lightning for hire,
836 00:43:49,210 00:43:51,910 he drove the celestial team he drove the celestial team
837 00:43:51,910 00:43:55,313 and man was the lord of fire. and man was the lord of fire.
838 00:43:56,630 00:44:00,735 Deep mouthed from the throne, deep seated. Deep mouthed from the throne, deep seated.
839 00:44:00,735 00:44:03,789 (mumbling) (mumbling)
840 00:44:03,789 00:44:06,456 The last of the deal is defeated The last of the deal is defeated
841 00:44:08,039 00:44:11,137 for man is the lord of the air. for man is the lord of the air.
842 00:44:12,520 00:44:15,363 Oh rise, oh man, in my strength, Oh rise, oh man, in my strength,
843 00:44:16,290 00:44:19,070 the kingdom is dying to inherit. the kingdom is dying to inherit.
844 00:44:20,154 00:44:23,820 So go hide God's witness at length So go hide God's witness at length
845 00:44:23,820 00:44:26,527 that man is lord of his spirit. that man is lord of his spirit.
846 00:44:28,409 00:44:31,170 The strength of the wilting within. The strength of the wilting within.
847 00:44:31,170 00:44:34,997 Stretches a blanket of skin. Stretches a blanket of skin.
848 00:44:34,997 00:44:37,587 Low comes the great beast of sin. Low comes the great beast of sin.
849 00:44:38,840 00:44:41,730 To watch we have sent down your skin. To watch we have sent down your skin.
850 00:44:46,447 00:44:49,114 (ominous music) (ominous music)
851 00:44:52,290 00:44:57,260 - Whoa, hey, is this like that hot yoga shit or? - Whoa, hey, is this like that hot yoga shit or?
852 00:44:58,134 00:44:59,902 - Hot yoga shit? - Hot yoga shit?
853 00:44:59,902 00:45:00,902 I think not. I think not.
854 00:45:01,753 00:45:05,480 You're in Archon mothership's corpse incinerator. You're in Archon mothership's corpse incinerator.
855 00:45:05,480 00:45:09,525 Also, my temple of prayer and ceremony. Also, my temple of prayer and ceremony.
856 00:45:09,525 00:45:12,610 - Oh, my bad. - Oh, my bad.
857 00:45:12,610 00:45:14,640 Archon mothership, huh? Archon mothership, huh?
858 00:45:14,640 00:45:16,257 Jackpot! Jackpot!
859 00:45:16,257 00:45:18,157 How the hell did this happen? How the hell did this happen?
860 00:45:18,157 00:45:21,027 - What do you mean how did this happen? - What do you mean how did this happen?
861 00:45:21,027 00:45:23,665 Are you not a member of the Archon army? Are you not a member of the Archon army?
862 00:45:23,665 00:45:26,409 - Me, an Archon? - Me, an Archon?
863 00:45:26,409 00:45:30,540 Yeah, right, one minute I'm in a spaceship battle Yeah, right, one minute I'm in a spaceship battle
864 00:45:30,540 00:45:32,520 with some scrap metal clown with some scrap metal clown
865 00:45:32,520 00:45:35,766 and the next I'm jamming up your armchair. and the next I'm jamming up your armchair.
866 00:45:35,766 00:45:39,330 - This means you are in grave danger - This means you are in grave danger
867 00:45:39,330 00:45:44,330 and saved your own life with self-willed teleportation. and saved your own life with self-willed teleportation.
868 00:45:44,460 00:45:47,200 Very rare indeed. Very rare indeed.
869 00:45:47,200 00:45:51,188 You're strong with a lamp of invisible light. You're strong with a lamp of invisible light.
870 00:45:51,188 00:45:54,950 - Hey, how can I hear you when your mouth ain't moving? - Hey, how can I hear you when your mouth ain't moving?
871 00:45:54,950 00:45:56,543 - The same way I can hear you - The same way I can hear you
872 00:45:56,543 00:45:58,790 when your mouth does not move. when your mouth does not move.
873 00:45:58,790 00:46:01,449 - Hm, ain't that some shit. - Hm, ain't that some shit.
874 00:46:01,449 00:46:02,949 - Yes, yes indeed. - Yes, yes indeed.
875 00:46:04,607 00:46:07,940 Thanks and praise to you, hay-was, Thanks and praise to you, hay-was,
876 00:46:07,940 00:46:12,164 for delivering the great beast at last. for delivering the great beast at last.
877 00:46:12,164 00:46:17,164 For now, the dawn of a-hon of har-ess is truly upon us. For now, the dawn of a-hon of har-ess is truly upon us.
878 00:46:19,580 00:46:20,497 - Uh, what? - Uh, what?
879 00:46:21,920 00:46:24,753 (engines roaring) (engines roaring)
880 00:46:26,287 00:46:27,120 (zapping) (zapping)
881 00:46:27,120 00:46:28,919 - Come in, VH. - Come in, VH.
882 00:46:28,919 00:46:31,210 VH, are you there? VH, are you there?
883 00:46:31,210 00:46:32,701 - I'm here, Princess. - I'm here, Princess.
884 00:46:32,701 00:46:34,180 The Archons seem to be retreating. The Archons seem to be retreating.
885 00:46:34,180 00:46:36,070 - They've done this sort of thing before. - They've done this sort of thing before.
886 00:46:36,070 00:46:37,579 They only aim to send a message. They only aim to send a message.
887 00:46:37,579 00:46:41,500 They can attack us at any time, any place. They can attack us at any time, any place.
888 00:46:41,500 00:46:42,820 - Want us to chase 'em? - Want us to chase 'em?
889 00:46:42,820 00:46:44,850 Shoot a few more lasers up their asses? Shoot a few more lasers up their asses?
890 00:46:44,850 00:46:48,040 - I appreciate your spirit, VH, but no. - I appreciate your spirit, VH, but no.
891 00:46:48,040 00:46:49,460 Return to headquarters. Return to headquarters.
892 00:46:49,460 00:46:52,020 I want to bop your brains out. I want to bop your brains out.
893 00:46:52,020 00:46:53,710 - Excuse me. - Excuse me.
894 00:46:53,710 00:46:56,403 - Oh, did I say that out loud? - Oh, did I say that out loud?
895 00:46:56,403 00:46:58,847 I mean return to headquarters at once. I mean return to headquarters at once.
896 00:46:58,847 00:47:01,340 I'll brief you when you get here. I'll brief you when you get here.
897 00:47:01,340 00:47:02,263 - Aye-aye, madam. - Aye-aye, madam.
898 00:47:03,640 00:47:06,140 (tense music) (tense music)
899 00:47:12,031 00:47:12,900 (door sliding) (door sliding)
900 00:47:12,900 00:47:14,280 Foot, are you here? Foot, are you here?
901 00:47:15,227 00:47:16,060 Bigfoot! Bigfoot!
902 00:47:25,981 00:47:28,600 This just isn't like you, big guy. This just isn't like you, big guy.
903 00:47:28,600 00:47:30,133 Where the hell did you go? Where the hell did you go?
904 00:47:35,965 00:47:38,215 (whirring) (whirring)
905 00:47:42,167 00:47:44,640 - Oh Anubus, god of the dead, - Oh Anubus, god of the dead,
906 00:47:44,640 00:47:47,509 maker of stuff. maker of stuff.
907 00:47:47,509 00:47:48,926 - Maker of stuff? - Maker of stuff?
908 00:47:50,525 00:47:53,533 Is that the best of your salutations, greeter? Is that the best of your salutations, greeter?
909 00:47:54,820 00:47:55,871 - My bad. - My bad.
910 00:47:55,871 00:47:58,510 Nice coffin you got there. Nice coffin you got there.
911 00:47:58,510 00:48:01,150 - It is a sarcophagus. - It is a sarcophagus.
912 00:48:01,150 00:48:02,550 - A sarco-what? - A sarco-what?
913 00:48:02,550 00:48:03,864 - No matter. - No matter.
914 00:48:03,864 00:48:08,864 Tell me, creature, why do you disrupt my eternal slumber? Tell me, creature, why do you disrupt my eternal slumber?
915 00:48:08,933 00:48:11,853 - You know, it wasn't my idea. - You know, it wasn't my idea.
916 00:48:11,853 00:48:14,250 I was in the laser fight with this robot I was in the laser fight with this robot
917 00:48:14,250 00:48:16,472 and I thought I was doing pretty well. and I thought I was doing pretty well.
918 00:48:16,472 00:48:19,470 I was holding my own for a Sasquatch I was holding my own for a Sasquatch
919 00:48:19,470 00:48:21,940 that ain't ever fired laser cannons before. that ain't ever fired laser cannons before.
920 00:48:21,940 00:48:23,910 I've played some video games, you know, I've played some video games, you know,
921 00:48:23,910 00:48:25,730 but not the real thing. but not the real thing.
922 00:48:25,730 00:48:27,887 My reflexes are sharp though. My reflexes are sharp though.
923 00:48:27,887 00:48:29,437 - I'm certain they are. - I'm certain they are.
924 00:48:29,437 00:48:33,103 Being an unevolved beast needs more muscle reflex Being an unevolved beast needs more muscle reflex
925 00:48:33,103 00:48:35,870 to bring cortex. to bring cortex.
926 00:48:35,870 00:48:37,850 - Who you calling unevolved, - Who you calling unevolved,
927 00:48:37,850 00:48:40,785 laying up there in that painted doghouse? laying up there in that painted doghouse?
928 00:48:40,785 00:48:41,618 - Enough! - Enough!
929 00:48:42,997 00:48:47,300 If your aim is to deface this sacred tomb, creature, If your aim is to deface this sacred tomb, creature,
930 00:48:47,300 00:48:49,900 I shall strike you down where you stand I shall strike you down where you stand
931 00:48:49,900 00:48:53,761 and be done with it and the next encroacher and be done with it and the next encroacher
932 00:48:53,761 00:48:57,113 will study your bones in 1000 years. will study your bones in 1000 years.
933 00:48:57,113 00:48:59,770 - Look, I don't know what I'm doing here. - Look, I don't know what I'm doing here.
934 00:48:59,770 00:49:01,670 Some Aleister dude sent me, Some Aleister dude sent me,
935 00:49:01,670 00:49:04,030 told me to ask you to grant the Archons victory told me to ask you to grant the Archons victory
936 00:49:04,030 00:49:06,020 in the war against the Allies in the war against the Allies
937 00:49:06,020 00:49:10,510 but man, I'm with the Allies so I can't do that. but man, I'm with the Allies so I can't do that.
938 00:49:10,510 00:49:13,677 I just came here to get away from that weirdo, really. I just came here to get away from that weirdo, really.
939 00:49:13,677 00:49:16,177 - Aleister, I should've known. - Aleister, I should've known.
940 00:49:18,758 00:49:22,919 I resurrected Crawley against my better judgment, I resurrected Crawley against my better judgment,
941 00:49:22,919 00:49:27,117 extolling before him to appease that annoying extolling before him to appease that annoying
942 00:49:27,117 00:49:29,957 little war monger, Wrathcheld. little war monger, Wrathcheld.
943 00:49:29,957 00:49:31,457 When will I learn? When will I learn?
944 00:49:33,140 00:49:37,209 - I mean, if you ain't learned by now, probably never. - I mean, if you ain't learned by now, probably never.
945 00:49:37,209 00:49:41,410 - Watch your tongue, creature, I may cut it out. - Watch your tongue, creature, I may cut it out.
946 00:49:41,410 00:49:44,350 - Gotcha, look, I don't know if I'm breaking - Gotcha, look, I don't know if I'm breaking
947 00:49:44,350 00:49:47,207 any sacred rules by being here and what not any sacred rules by being here and what not
948 00:49:47,207 00:49:50,060 but if we gotta rumble I feel ya. but if we gotta rumble I feel ya.
949 00:49:50,060 00:49:52,820 I've had the strong urge to flip your box over I've had the strong urge to flip your box over
950 00:49:52,820 00:49:55,233 since I got here, no offense. since I got here, no offense.
951 00:49:57,030 00:50:00,100 But I won't betray my friends. But I won't betray my friends.
952 00:50:00,100 00:50:01,910 Well, one friend. Well, one friend.
953 00:50:01,910 00:50:04,000 The rest of 'em are sketchy as fuck The rest of 'em are sketchy as fuck
954 00:50:04,000 00:50:06,230 and even my friend's not my friend. and even my friend's not my friend.
955 00:50:06,230 00:50:07,920 He's a fucking clone. He's a fucking clone.
956 00:50:07,920 00:50:11,502 - Such foul language for a quasi-neanderthal - Such foul language for a quasi-neanderthal
957 00:50:11,502 00:50:13,552 who has mastered the skill of mind speak. who has mastered the skill of mind speak.
958 00:50:14,611 00:50:16,927 - It's the hip hop music. - It's the hip hop music.
959 00:50:16,927 00:50:18,250 - The what? - The what?
960 00:50:18,250 00:50:19,540 - Nevermind. - Nevermind.
961 00:50:19,540 00:50:21,120 Anubus, do you think you could send me Anubus, do you think you could send me
962 00:50:21,120 00:50:24,370 my so-called friends the Allies to join me? my so-called friends the Allies to join me?
963 00:50:24,370 00:50:27,170 I don't know how to get back to their ship I don't know how to get back to their ship
964 00:50:27,170 00:50:29,469 and I don't wanna go back to the Archons. and I don't wanna go back to the Archons.
965 00:50:29,469 00:50:31,107 - I understand your trepidation, creature. - I understand your trepidation, creature.
966 00:50:32,570 00:50:37,500 However, my recent experiences of resurrecting the dead However, my recent experiences of resurrecting the dead
967 00:50:37,500 00:50:40,220 and moving people like chess pieces and moving people like chess pieces
968 00:50:40,220 00:50:42,543 has been uniformally negative. has been uniformally negative.
969 00:50:43,900 00:50:48,900 So, unfortunately, to use a term from your vernacular, So, unfortunately, to use a term from your vernacular,
970 00:50:49,402 00:50:50,819 go fuck yourself. go fuck yourself.
971 00:50:55,081 00:50:57,581 (tense music) (tense music)
972 00:51:07,082 00:51:08,440 - Alright, let's do it. - Alright, let's do it.
973 00:51:08,440 00:51:09,773 How long is this gonna take, doc? How long is this gonna take, doc?
974 00:51:09,773 00:51:12,120 - I'm not certain, VH. - I'm not certain, VH.
975 00:51:12,120 00:51:14,210 The procedure has yet to be tested. The procedure has yet to be tested.
976 00:51:14,210 00:51:15,260 - What? - What?
977 00:51:15,260 00:51:17,048 I'm your guinea pig? I'm your guinea pig?
978 00:51:17,048 00:51:20,680 - Don't be silly, you're not a guinea pig. - Don't be silly, you're not a guinea pig.
979 00:51:20,680 00:51:23,160 You're more of a test dummy. You're more of a test dummy.
980 00:51:23,160 00:51:25,730 - Thanks, that makes me feel better. - Thanks, that makes me feel better.
981 00:51:25,730 00:51:28,750 - Once we implant the Teleport Chip 5000 into your head - Once we implant the Teleport Chip 5000 into your head
982 00:51:28,750 00:51:31,340 and it fuses with your brain's neurotransmitters and it fuses with your brain's neurotransmitters
983 00:51:31,340 00:51:34,490 your new capabilities will reflect immediately. your new capabilities will reflect immediately.
984 00:51:34,490 00:51:37,180 As we've discussed, the main enhancements you'll notice As we've discussed, the main enhancements you'll notice
985 00:51:37,180 00:51:40,590 will be the abilities to receive and deliver mind speak will be the abilities to receive and deliver mind speak
986 00:51:40,590 00:51:43,410 and to deconstruct and reconstruct your physical body and to deconstruct and reconstruct your physical body
987 00:51:43,410 00:51:47,780 for transportation along any outer space wifi signal. for transportation along any outer space wifi signal.
988 00:51:47,780 00:51:48,853 - I don't know about this, doctor. - I don't know about this, doctor.
989 00:51:48,853 00:51:53,160 VH is one of the best Allies we have on our team right now. VH is one of the best Allies we have on our team right now.
990 00:51:53,160 00:51:55,110 This all sounds risky. This all sounds risky.
991 00:51:55,110 00:51:55,973 Is it safe? Is it safe?
992 00:51:56,840 00:51:58,060 - It's as safe as any new - It's as safe as any new
993 00:51:58,060 00:52:01,210 pioneering medical procedure can be, Princess. pioneering medical procedure can be, Princess.
994 00:52:01,210 00:52:04,220 Listen, the first time is always a bit scary. Listen, the first time is always a bit scary.
995 00:52:04,220 00:52:05,800 You should've heard my heart pounding You should've heard my heart pounding
996 00:52:05,800 00:52:09,630 when I gave myself the first serum injection way back when. when I gave myself the first serum injection way back when.
997 00:52:09,630 00:52:11,470 Those were the days. Those were the days.
998 00:52:11,470 00:52:14,690 - I wish I could've been there, doctor. - I wish I could've been there, doctor.
999 00:52:14,690 00:52:15,660 - No, you don't. - No, you don't.
1000 00:52:15,660 00:52:17,270 I'd have beaten you to death with whatever I'd have beaten you to death with whatever
1001 00:52:17,270 00:52:18,700 I could get my hands on. I could get my hands on.
1002 00:52:18,700 00:52:21,373 It took me a while to fully master the dosage. It took me a while to fully master the dosage.
1003 00:52:22,920 00:52:25,599 - Dr. Jeckyll, are there any negative side effects - Dr. Jeckyll, are there any negative side effects
1004 00:52:25,599 00:52:27,330 I might experience with the chip? I might experience with the chip?
1005 00:52:27,330 00:52:28,770 - None that I anticipate. - None that I anticipate.
1006 00:52:28,770 00:52:31,280 Oh, the one unintended side effect Oh, the one unintended side effect
1007 00:52:31,280 00:52:33,690 may be enhanced sexual prowess. may be enhanced sexual prowess.
1008 00:52:33,690 00:52:35,140 - Sexual prowess? - Sexual prowess?
1009 00:52:35,140 00:52:37,210 - You'll fuck like a beast. - You'll fuck like a beast.
1010 00:52:37,210 00:52:38,450 - But how? - But how?
1011 00:52:38,450 00:52:41,700 - We're short on time, doctor, let's do this. - We're short on time, doctor, let's do this.
1012 00:52:41,700 00:52:42,610 - Very well. - Very well.
1013 00:52:42,610 00:52:44,670 VH, just lie back and breathe normally VH, just lie back and breathe normally
1014 00:52:44,670 00:52:46,292 as we prepare for insertion. as we prepare for insertion.
1015 00:52:46,292 00:52:48,750 (buzzing) (buzzing)
1016 00:52:48,750 00:52:52,110 - The hour of the final victory looms, Aleister. - The hour of the final victory looms, Aleister.
1017 00:52:52,110 00:52:56,720 The Allied forces are in disarray, splintered, fractured, The Allied forces are in disarray, splintered, fractured,
1018 00:52:56,720 00:53:01,164 depleted and soon to be destroyed. depleted and soon to be destroyed.
1019 00:53:01,164 00:53:03,500 - Let it be first understood - Let it be first understood
1020 00:53:03,500 00:53:07,720 that I am a god of war and vengeance. that I am a god of war and vengeance.
1021 00:53:07,720 00:53:11,110 I will bring you to victory and joy. I will bring you to victory and joy.
1022 00:53:11,110 00:53:13,786 I will be at your arms in battle I will be at your arms in battle
1023 00:53:13,786 00:53:17,420 and ye shall delight to slay. and ye shall delight to slay.
1024 00:53:17,420 00:53:20,240 Success is your proof, Success is your proof,
1025 00:53:20,240 00:53:22,500 courage is your armor. courage is your armor.
1026 00:53:22,500 00:53:26,436 Go on, go on, in my strength Go on, go on, in my strength
1027 00:53:26,436 00:53:30,770 and you shall turn not back for any. and you shall turn not back for any.
1028 00:53:30,770 00:53:33,380 - I like that, Crawley, what is it? - I like that, Crawley, what is it?
1029 00:53:33,380 00:53:35,454 - It's from the book of law. - It's from the book of law.
1030 00:53:35,454 00:53:37,020 - The book of law? - The book of law?
1031 00:53:37,020 00:53:39,860 Sounds good, where can I get a copy? Sounds good, where can I get a copy?
1032 00:53:39,860 00:53:42,050 - Right in front of you. - Right in front of you.
1033 00:53:42,050 00:53:43,660 I'll recite it from memory. I'll recite it from memory.
1034 00:53:43,660 00:53:46,210 - Deal, but first let us deliver to the Allies - Deal, but first let us deliver to the Allies
1035 00:53:46,210 00:53:47,133 their death blow. their death blow.
1036 00:53:48,832 00:53:49,665 (VH grunting) (VH grunting)
1037 00:53:49,665 00:53:52,248 (Kali moaning) (Kali moaning)
1038 00:54:09,580 00:54:11,913 (whistling) (whistling)
1039 00:54:14,544 00:54:17,127 (door sliding) (door sliding)
1040 00:54:22,046 00:54:24,178 - Whoa, what the hell is this? - Whoa, what the hell is this?
1041 00:54:24,178 00:54:26,380 - Wise terminology. - Wise terminology.
1042 00:54:26,380 00:54:27,880 Hello, Van Helsing Hello, Van Helsing
1043 00:54:29,239 00:54:31,739 or should I say clone Helsing? or should I say clone Helsing?
1044 00:54:32,841 00:54:33,758 Number 666? Number 666?
1045 00:54:36,730 00:54:38,706 (laughing) (laughing)
1046 00:54:38,706 00:54:41,358 What the, how do you know my name? What the, how do you know my name?
1047 00:54:41,358 00:54:42,900 How do you know my serial number? How do you know my serial number?
1048 00:54:42,900 00:54:45,860 - I am the seer of all things. - I am the seer of all things.
1049 00:54:47,330 00:54:52,330 I am the all knowing entity from the nether-dimensions. I am the all knowing entity from the nether-dimensions.
1050 00:54:52,480 00:54:56,760 I am an upside down god of gods. I am an upside down god of gods.
1051 00:54:56,760 00:54:58,842 - Is this one of those CIA programs? - Is this one of those CIA programs?
1052 00:54:58,842 00:55:00,675 That shit's so 1960's. That shit's so 1960's.
1053 00:55:01,780 00:55:03,947 - I am Ra, god of the sun, - I am Ra, god of the sun,
1054 00:55:05,264 00:55:09,400 creator of heaven above, the planets in orbits creator of heaven above, the planets in orbits
1055 00:55:09,400 00:55:10,650 and hell below. and hell below.
1056 00:55:11,776 00:55:13,948 - That's quite a resume, what's up? - That's quite a resume, what's up?
1057 00:55:13,948 00:55:16,732 - I could ask the same of you. - I could ask the same of you.
1058 00:55:16,732 00:55:19,630 You called me by my name. You called me by my name.
1059 00:55:19,630 00:55:20,880 Now, here I am. Now, here I am.
1060 00:55:23,164 00:55:24,190 - Called you by your name? - Called you by your name?
1061 00:55:24,190 00:55:27,300 I'm just going to the refrigerator for a sandwich. I'm just going to the refrigerator for a sandwich.
1062 00:55:27,300 00:55:28,730 Now if you'll excuse me, Now if you'll excuse me,
1063 00:55:28,730 00:55:31,656 oh, I know what happened. oh, I know what happened.
1064 00:55:31,656 00:55:34,644 (Kali moaning) (Kali moaning)
1065 00:55:34,644 00:55:37,144 (VH grunting) (VH grunting)
1066 00:55:41,690 00:55:43,530 Yeah, sorry about that. Yeah, sorry about that.
1067 00:55:43,530 00:55:45,447 - Was she good? - Was she good?
1068 00:55:45,447 00:55:46,570 - Good? - Good?
1069 00:55:46,570 00:55:48,020 She was incredible. She was incredible.
1070 00:55:48,020 00:55:50,010 I mean, technically she was my first, I mean, technically she was my first,
1071 00:55:50,010 00:55:53,340 but it was everything I imagined and more. but it was everything I imagined and more.
1072 00:55:53,340 00:55:55,250 I think I made her happy too. I think I made her happy too.
1073 00:55:55,250 00:55:58,522 - I'm sure you did, clone Helsing. - I'm sure you did, clone Helsing.
1074 00:55:58,522 00:56:00,200 You were powerful enough You were powerful enough
1075 00:56:00,200 00:56:05,200 to summon the sun god Ra, and that is no small feat. to summon the sun god Ra, and that is no small feat.
1076 00:56:07,149 00:56:09,240 - I guess you're right. - I guess you're right.
1077 00:56:09,240 00:56:10,749 Want a sandwich? Want a sandwich?
1078 00:56:10,749 00:56:13,756 - I need your assistance, clone. - I need your assistance, clone.
1079 00:56:13,756 00:56:17,756 The more pertinent question is what do you want? The more pertinent question is what do you want?
1080 00:56:19,740 00:56:24,740 - I just got it but since you ask, we're at war, Ra. - I just got it but since you ask, we're at war, Ra.
1081 00:56:24,810 00:56:27,710 I'd be remiss if I didn't ask for the enemy's leader I'd be remiss if I didn't ask for the enemy's leader
1082 00:56:27,710 00:56:30,443 right here beside us as an Allied prisoner. right here beside us as an Allied prisoner.
1083 00:56:31,450 00:56:33,150 - The enemy's leader? - The enemy's leader?
1084 00:56:33,150 00:56:35,985 You have a mind for war, clone. You have a mind for war, clone.
1085 00:56:35,985 00:56:38,130 I respect that. I respect that.
1086 00:56:38,130 00:56:41,823 - Thanks, oh, and can I see my buddy Bigfoot again? - Thanks, oh, and can I see my buddy Bigfoot again?
1087 00:56:41,823 00:56:45,020 We had a little spat and he up and vanished. We had a little spat and he up and vanished.
1088 00:56:45,020 00:56:46,920 I don't even know if he's still alive. I don't even know if he's still alive.
1089 00:56:47,802 00:56:49,793 - Anything else? - Anything else?
1090 00:56:49,793 00:56:51,200 - [VH] You serious? - [VH] You serious?
1091 00:56:51,200 00:56:53,145 How many wishes do I get? How many wishes do I get?
1092 00:56:53,145 00:56:55,291 - How many do you need? - How many do you need?
1093 00:56:55,291 00:57:00,291 What is the most important question you have for me? What is the most important question you have for me?
1094 00:57:00,457 00:57:01,707 - How do we end this war? - How do we end this war?
1095 00:57:06,381 00:57:08,881 (tense music) (tense music)
1096 00:57:11,826 00:57:13,373 - What in the hell? - What in the hell?
1097 00:57:13,373 00:57:15,030 - Welcome aboard, Wrathcheld? - Welcome aboard, Wrathcheld?
1098 00:57:15,030 00:57:16,670 - Where am I? - Where am I?
1099 00:57:16,670 00:57:17,900 Who are you? Who are you?
1100 00:57:17,900 00:57:20,340 - You're at Allied mobile headquarters. - You're at Allied mobile headquarters.
1101 00:57:20,340 00:57:24,597 You belong to us now and I'm Van Helsing number 666. You belong to us now and I'm Van Helsing number 666.
1102 00:57:26,930 00:57:29,000 But you can call me VH. But you can call me VH.
1103 00:57:29,000 00:57:32,130 - I'll call you stardust after the Archon army - I'll call you stardust after the Archon army
1104 00:57:32,130 00:57:34,100 is through with you, Ally. is through with you, Ally.
1105 00:57:34,100 00:57:36,630 We've been wiping you humans out quickly We've been wiping you humans out quickly
1106 00:57:36,630 00:57:39,610 but for you I'll make an exception. but for you I'll make an exception.
1107 00:57:39,610 00:57:42,010 You'll die slow. You'll die slow.
1108 00:57:42,010 00:57:43,740 - Thanks but no thanks. - Thanks but no thanks.
1109 00:57:43,740 00:57:47,330 See, without you, I'm betting those Archons See, without you, I'm betting those Archons
1110 00:57:47,330 00:57:50,273 won't know their head from a black hole in the cosmos won't know their head from a black hole in the cosmos
1111 00:57:50,273 00:57:54,890 and an army can't win a war if no one's leading the charge. and an army can't win a war if no one's leading the charge.
1112 00:57:54,890 00:57:59,150 - Why you, I'll murder you with my bear hands - Why you, I'll murder you with my bear hands
1113 00:57:59,150 00:58:01,370 right where you stand. right where you stand.
1114 00:58:01,370 00:58:02,203 - No you won't! - No you won't!
1115 00:58:02,203 00:58:03,949 - Foot, you're back! - Foot, you're back!
1116 00:58:03,949 00:58:07,350 - Hey VH, man, am I glad to see you. - Hey VH, man, am I glad to see you.
1117 00:58:07,350 00:58:11,040 I'm so turned around I don't know what the hell is going on. I'm so turned around I don't know what the hell is going on.
1118 00:58:11,040 00:58:13,330 First I was in a fighter ship. First I was in a fighter ship.
1119 00:58:13,330 00:58:17,150 Then I was in like a yoga studio from hell. Then I was in like a yoga studio from hell.
1120 00:58:17,150 00:58:18,790 Then I was in a sarcophagus, Then I was in a sarcophagus,
1121 00:58:18,790 00:58:20,831 whatever the fuck Anubus called it. whatever the fuck Anubus called it.
1122 00:58:20,831 00:58:25,831 - Sarcophagus, the word is sarcophagus, you dumb animal. - Sarcophagus, the word is sarcophagus, you dumb animal.
1123 00:58:26,540 00:58:28,529 What was a filthy beast like you What was a filthy beast like you
1124 00:58:28,529 00:58:33,100 doing in a sacred tomb of Anubus, the god of the dead? doing in a sacred tomb of Anubus, the god of the dead?
1125 00:58:33,100 00:58:35,730 - Crawley wanted me to do a favor for you Archons. - Crawley wanted me to do a favor for you Archons.
1126 00:58:35,730 00:58:37,880 He was too scared to do it himself, He was too scared to do it himself,
1127 00:58:37,880 00:58:40,073 well with his history of blasphemy and all. well with his history of blasphemy and all.
1128 00:58:41,557 00:58:45,480 - Anubus, the exalted one, has joined the Archons. - Anubus, the exalted one, has joined the Archons.
1129 00:58:45,480 00:58:46,910 - Are you kidding? - Are you kidding?
1130 00:58:46,910 00:58:48,360 He hates your guts. He hates your guts.
1131 00:58:48,360 00:58:50,310 - He hates everybody, (mumbling) prick. - He hates everybody, (mumbling) prick.
1132 00:58:53,752 00:58:55,477 Always has been. Always has been.
1133 00:58:55,477 00:58:59,030 - I can't believe this, I'm hearing god gossip. - I can't believe this, I'm hearing god gossip.
1134 00:58:59,030 00:59:02,160 - We must amuse ourselves somehow. - We must amuse ourselves somehow.
1135 00:59:02,160 00:59:04,030 These millenniums just drag. These millenniums just drag.
1136 00:59:05,040 00:59:07,660 - Gloat while you can, Allies, - Gloat while you can, Allies,
1137 00:59:07,660 00:59:10,880 I have a secret weapon you don't know about. I have a secret weapon you don't know about.
1138 00:59:10,880 00:59:14,510 - If you mean that Exterminator dude, he ain't so scary. - If you mean that Exterminator dude, he ain't so scary.
1139 00:59:14,510 00:59:16,230 I almost took him out myself I almost took him out myself
1140 00:59:16,230 00:59:18,037 and I never fired a laser before. and I never fired a laser before.
1141 00:59:18,037 00:59:19,833 - The Exterminator is with the Archons, - The Exterminator is with the Archons,
1142 00:59:19,833 00:59:21,650 we have to tell Kali right away. we have to tell Kali right away.
1143 00:59:21,650 00:59:26,100 - Be sure she's decent before you barge in on her. - Be sure she's decent before you barge in on her.
1144 00:59:26,100 00:59:29,350 - Whoa, decent, you finally hit that, VH? - Whoa, decent, you finally hit that, VH?
1145 00:59:29,350 00:59:31,685 - Keep it between us, okay? - Keep it between us, okay?
1146 00:59:31,685 00:59:33,152 We both needed it. We both needed it.
1147 00:59:33,152 00:59:35,423 - Hoo-eey, my lips are sealed. - Hoo-eey, my lips are sealed.
1148 00:59:36,494 00:59:41,494 - Clone Helsing, in regard to your final question, - Clone Helsing, in regard to your final question,
1149 00:59:41,560 00:59:45,770 the answer you seek reside on your own home planet the answer you seek reside on your own home planet
1150 00:59:47,166 00:59:49,610 in the place known as Area 51. in the place known as Area 51.
1151 00:59:53,096 00:59:55,763 (ominous music) (ominous music)
1152 01:00:00,088 01:00:02,255 (zapping) (zapping)
1153 01:00:03,742 01:00:05,830 - [VH] Princess, meet me in the command center. - [VH] Princess, meet me in the command center.
1154 01:00:05,830 01:00:08,310 I have something you'll be very interested to see. I have something you'll be very interested to see.
1155 01:00:08,310 01:00:10,204 - [Kali] Haven't I already seen it, VH? - [Kali] Haven't I already seen it, VH?
1156 01:00:10,204 01:00:13,463 And touched it, tasted it, And touched it, tasted it,
1157 01:00:14,470 01:00:16,700 guided it deep inside me-- guided it deep inside me--
1158 01:00:16,700 01:00:17,790 - [VH] Not that! - [VH] Not that!
1159 01:00:17,790 01:00:18,900 - No? - No?
1160 01:00:18,900 01:00:20,973 Sad, I'll be on deck shortly. Sad, I'll be on deck shortly.
1161 01:00:30,050 01:00:31,700 - Move it out, Wrathcheld, - Move it out, Wrathcheld,
1162 01:00:31,700 01:00:33,650 you're gonna get to meet our leader. you're gonna get to meet our leader.
1163 01:00:33,650 01:00:36,749 - Your leader, the Princess eh, - Your leader, the Princess eh,
1164 01:00:36,749 01:00:41,000 I would separate her pretty head from her soft shoulders I would separate her pretty head from her soft shoulders
1165 01:00:41,000 01:00:44,510 with a flick of my wrist if I get close enough. with a flick of my wrist if I get close enough.
1166 01:00:44,510 01:00:46,250 - Watch your mouth, melonhead. - Watch your mouth, melonhead.
1167 01:00:46,250 01:00:49,620 - Make one move and you're dead on the spot, understand? - Make one move and you're dead on the spot, understand?
1168 01:00:49,620 01:00:52,250 - You bumbling rubes don't know half - You bumbling rubes don't know half
1169 01:00:52,250 01:00:54,740 of what the Archons are capable of. of what the Archons are capable of.
1170 01:00:54,740 01:00:58,823 But you'll find out, oh, you'll find out. But you'll find out, oh, you'll find out.
1171 01:01:05,569 01:01:08,960 - Comrades, it is necessary to eliminate talk - Comrades, it is necessary to eliminate talk
1172 01:01:08,960 01:01:12,200 that we have the endless option to retreat, that we have the endless option to retreat,
1173 01:01:12,200 01:01:14,930 that we have a lot of territory, that we have a lot of territory,
1174 01:01:14,930 01:01:18,380 that outer space is great and rich, that outer space is great and rich,
1175 01:01:18,380 01:01:21,080 that we have a large population that we have a large population
1176 01:01:21,080 01:01:24,220 and that bread always will be abundant. and that bread always will be abundant.
1177 01:01:24,220 01:01:27,500 Such talk is false and parasitic. Such talk is false and parasitic.
1178 01:01:27,500 01:01:30,220 It weakens us and it benefits the enemy. It weakens us and it benefits the enemy.
1179 01:01:30,220 01:01:32,960 If we retreat even a step, If we retreat even a step,
1180 01:01:32,960 01:01:36,410 we will will be without bread, without fuel, we will will be without bread, without fuel,
1181 01:01:36,410 01:01:39,940 without metal, without raw materials without metal, without raw materials
1182 01:01:39,940 01:01:42,750 and without armed vessels. and without armed vessels.
1183 01:01:42,750 01:01:44,820 This leads to the conclusion. This leads to the conclusion.
1184 01:01:44,820 01:01:49,328 It is now time to end this conflict It is now time to end this conflict
1185 01:01:49,328 01:01:52,010 and the only way this conflict will end and the only way this conflict will end
1186 01:01:52,010 01:01:54,910 is with our forward assault. is with our forward assault.
1187 01:01:54,910 01:01:58,663 Not one step back, onward, onwards to victory. Not one step back, onward, onwards to victory.
1188 01:02:00,710 01:02:04,300 - If we can navigate into the slipstream space here - If we can navigate into the slipstream space here
1189 01:02:04,300 01:02:07,210 we'll be able to use the dimensional sub-de-mean we'll be able to use the dimensional sub-de-mean
1190 01:02:07,210 01:02:11,070 of the alternate space time for faster than light travel. of the alternate space time for faster than light travel.
1191 01:02:11,070 01:02:16,070 Or VH, you can tap into any residual or dormant wifi signals Or VH, you can tap into any residual or dormant wifi signals
1192 01:02:16,790 01:02:20,300 coming from the area and teleport to the site instantly. coming from the area and teleport to the site instantly.
1193 01:02:20,300 01:02:21,970 - You really think we can trust the implant - You really think we can trust the implant
1194 01:02:21,970 01:02:22,803 Jeckyll put in my head? Jeckyll put in my head?
1195 01:02:22,803 01:02:24,320 - Whoa, hold up. - Whoa, hold up.
1196 01:02:24,320 01:02:28,240 You let that doctor creep stick something in your head? You let that doctor creep stick something in your head?
1197 01:02:28,240 01:02:30,680 - It seemed like a good idea at the time. - It seemed like a good idea at the time.
1198 01:02:30,680 01:02:34,570 - Come close, Ally, and I'll remove that head for you. - Come close, Ally, and I'll remove that head for you.
1199 01:02:34,570 01:02:37,466 - Shut up or I'll smash you like a bug. - Shut up or I'll smash you like a bug.
1200 01:02:37,466 01:02:42,030 - I don't know for sure Dr. Jeckyll's chip will work, VH, - I don't know for sure Dr. Jeckyll's chip will work, VH,
1201 01:02:42,030 01:02:45,300 but he was right about the prowess part. but he was right about the prowess part.
1202 01:02:45,300 01:02:46,890 - Wait till next time. - Wait till next time.
1203 01:02:46,890 01:02:48,777 I want you so fucking bad, Kali, I want you so fucking bad, Kali,
1204 01:02:48,777 01:02:51,010 I'm gonna take you right here on this desk I'm gonna take you right here on this desk
1205 01:02:51,010 01:02:52,150 if we don't get out of here. if we don't get out of here.
1206 01:02:52,150 01:02:52,983 - Woo! - Woo!
1207 01:02:55,249 01:02:58,249 (suspenseful music) (suspenseful music)
1208 01:03:01,190 01:03:05,400 - General-ee-see-mo Stalin, Wrathcheld is missing. - General-ee-see-mo Stalin, Wrathcheld is missing.
1209 01:03:05,400 01:03:08,496 - What do you mean he's missing, Crawley? - What do you mean he's missing, Crawley?
1210 01:03:08,496 01:03:10,730 Archons don't just go missing Archons don't just go missing
1211 01:03:10,730 01:03:14,410 and certainly not Archons the caliber of Wrathcheld. and certainly not Archons the caliber of Wrathcheld.
1212 01:03:14,410 01:03:17,360 - But he's not here and I'm telling you. - But he's not here and I'm telling you.
1213 01:03:17,360 01:03:18,560 What would you rather I do, What would you rather I do,
1214 01:03:18,560 01:03:20,690 look under a desk or something? look under a desk or something?
1215 01:03:20,690 01:03:22,800 - Mind your tongue, sorceror. - Mind your tongue, sorceror.
1216 01:03:22,800 01:03:25,590 And if I discover your black magic had a hand in this, And if I discover your black magic had a hand in this,
1217 01:03:25,590 01:03:28,152 it is the gallows for you! it is the gallows for you!
1218 01:03:28,152 01:03:30,290 - Wouldn't be the first time, Joseph, - Wouldn't be the first time, Joseph,
1219 01:03:30,290 01:03:32,676 wouldn't be the first time. wouldn't be the first time.
1220 01:03:32,676 01:03:35,970 - This is it comrades, zero hour. - This is it comrades, zero hour.
1221 01:03:35,970 01:03:39,290 Shoot down anyone and anything on site. Shoot down anyone and anything on site.
1222 01:03:39,290 01:03:41,793 Shoot to kill, take no prisoners. Shoot to kill, take no prisoners.
1223 01:03:42,698 01:03:44,895 The time for mercy is through. The time for mercy is through.
1224 01:03:44,895 01:03:48,570 The time for parades and chalices is nigh. The time for parades and chalices is nigh.
1225 01:03:48,570 01:03:51,170 And from these golden chalices And from these golden chalices
1226 01:03:51,170 01:03:54,167 shall pour the blood of our enemies! shall pour the blood of our enemies!
1227 01:03:56,686 01:03:58,936 (laughing) (laughing)
1228 01:04:01,079 01:04:03,412 (exploding) (exploding)
1229 01:04:06,708 01:04:08,020 - [Kali] You know, the Earth looks - [Kali] You know, the Earth looks
1230 01:04:08,020 01:04:09,900 a lot like we left it out there. a lot like we left it out there.
1231 01:04:09,900 01:04:12,190 I kind of miss home. I kind of miss home.
1232 01:04:12,190 01:04:15,119 - Forget it, Princess, the air is poison. - Forget it, Princess, the air is poison.
1233 01:04:15,119 01:04:17,812 Nothing can live, nothing can grow. Nothing can live, nothing can grow.
1234 01:04:17,812 01:04:21,600 - You four has walked right into my trap. - You four has walked right into my trap.
1235 01:04:21,600 01:04:24,387 I told you the Archon mind is superior. I told you the Archon mind is superior.
1236 01:04:24,387 01:04:27,560 - I thought I told you to zip it, pipsqueak. - I thought I told you to zip it, pipsqueak.
1237 01:04:27,560 01:04:28,393 Now I'm gonna have to-- Now I'm gonna have to--
1238 01:04:28,393 01:04:30,620 - Have to what, die? - Have to what, die?
1239 01:04:30,620 01:04:32,690 For that is your only option. For that is your only option.
1240 01:04:32,690 01:04:34,510 You're all coming with me. You're all coming with me.
1241 01:04:34,510 01:04:37,380 - Yeah, who's gonna make us? - Yeah, who's gonna make us?
1242 01:04:37,380 01:04:41,110 - I am, of course, Wrathcheld of the Archons. - I am, of course, Wrathcheld of the Archons.
1243 01:04:41,110 01:04:44,110 Soon to be Wrathcheld the Great. Soon to be Wrathcheld the Great.
1244 01:04:44,110 01:04:45,920 - You are delusional. - You are delusional.
1245 01:04:45,920 01:04:46,753 - And you're an idiot. - And you're an idiot.
1246 01:04:46,753 01:04:50,208 Do you actually believe the sun god Ra would help you? Do you actually believe the sun god Ra would help you?
1247 01:04:50,208 01:04:52,470 You've been double crossed. You've been double crossed.
1248 01:04:52,470 01:04:55,884 I've got the power of the nucleus of Allies, I've got the power of the nucleus of Allies,
1249 01:04:55,884 01:04:57,920 you three, in my clutches. you three, in my clutches.
1250 01:04:57,920 01:05:01,973 And now humanity will pay the ultimate price. And now humanity will pay the ultimate price.
1251 01:05:04,790 01:05:06,610 Welcome aboard Allies, Welcome aboard Allies,
1252 01:05:06,610 01:05:09,840 feel free to feast your beady eyes on my vessel, feel free to feast your beady eyes on my vessel,
1253 01:05:09,840 01:05:12,880 this is what real space headquarters look like. this is what real space headquarters look like.
1254 01:05:12,880 01:05:15,370 - You'll never get away with this, Wrathcheld. - You'll never get away with this, Wrathcheld.
1255 01:05:15,370 01:05:16,310 You're mad! You're mad!
1256 01:05:16,310 01:05:18,070 - Quite the contrary. - Quite the contrary.
1257 01:05:18,070 01:05:21,820 Two Allies crazy, one Archon sane. Two Allies crazy, one Archon sane.
1258 01:05:21,820 01:05:24,203 Wait, where did the mascot go? Wait, where did the mascot go?
1259 01:05:26,320 01:05:28,820 (tense music) (tense music)
1260 01:05:38,917 01:05:40,660 - Heru, we're in trouble. - Heru, we're in trouble.
1261 01:05:40,660 01:05:42,760 - What's going on, Bigfoot? - What's going on, Bigfoot?
1262 01:05:42,760 01:05:44,420 Where are you? Where are you?
1263 01:05:44,420 01:05:48,100 - The Archons got Princess Kali and VH but I escaped. - The Archons got Princess Kali and VH but I escaped.
1264 01:05:48,100 01:05:49,707 I stole an Atlantian fighter I stole an Atlantian fighter
1265 01:05:49,707 01:05:52,050 and I'm circling around the mothership. and I'm circling around the mothership.
1266 01:05:52,050 01:05:56,060 - Heavens, I'll take command of the Allied fleet - Heavens, I'll take command of the Allied fleet
1267 01:05:56,060 01:05:57,704 and join you, Bigfoot. and join you, Bigfoot.
1268 01:05:57,704 01:06:00,964 - Hurry, I don't know what they're gonna do to 'em. - Hurry, I don't know what they're gonna do to 'em.
1269 01:06:00,964 01:06:02,673 - [Heru] We're on our way. - [Heru] We're on our way.
1270 01:06:04,232 01:06:06,982 (engine roaring) (engine roaring)
1271 01:06:13,618 01:06:15,831 - The Allies are dead ahead, comrades. - The Allies are dead ahead, comrades.
1272 01:06:15,831 01:06:20,341 You know what to do! You know what to do!
1273 01:06:20,341 01:06:21,674 Do as thou wilt. Do as thou wilt.
1274 01:06:24,494 01:06:26,661 (zapping) (zapping)
1275 01:06:38,351 01:06:42,210 - Ah, such quaint little rubber pipes. - Ah, such quaint little rubber pipes.
1276 01:06:42,210 01:06:45,793 Your mouths will look good on a string around my neck. Your mouths will look good on a string around my neck.
1277 01:06:45,793 01:06:48,050 - And you're gonna make great space debris. - And you're gonna make great space debris.
1278 01:06:48,050 01:06:50,830 You want some of this, Exterminator? You want some of this, Exterminator?
1279 01:06:50,830 01:06:51,770 Come and get it. Come and get it.
1280 01:06:51,770 01:06:53,373 - Don't mind if I do. - Don't mind if I do.
1281 01:07:04,000 01:07:05,070 - Commander Wrathcheld, - Commander Wrathcheld,
1282 01:07:05,070 01:07:06,812 our communications have been knocked out. our communications have been knocked out.
1283 01:07:06,812 01:07:08,867 We've lost contact with the fleet. We've lost contact with the fleet.
1284 01:07:08,867 01:07:12,210 - Well don't just stand there, text them. - Well don't just stand there, text them.
1285 01:07:12,210 01:07:14,530 - [Robot] Our wifi is down, sir. - [Robot] Our wifi is down, sir.
1286 01:07:14,530 01:07:17,260 We have no way of contacting anyone anywhere. We have no way of contacting anyone anywhere.
1287 01:07:17,260 01:07:19,533 - Damn those Allies. - Damn those Allies.
1288 01:07:20,373 01:07:22,516 - This is it, the Archon's secret weapon, - This is it, the Archon's secret weapon,
1289 01:07:22,516 01:07:25,650 the 60 megaton kinetic space bomb. the 60 megaton kinetic space bomb.
1290 01:07:25,650 01:07:29,550 This plan might just be crazy enough to work. This plan might just be crazy enough to work.
1291 01:07:29,550 01:07:33,133 At this point, it's our last and only hope. At this point, it's our last and only hope.
1292 01:07:36,895 01:07:39,062 (zapping) (zapping)
1293 01:07:43,781 01:07:46,114 (exploding) (exploding)
1294 01:08:00,063 01:08:03,060 - Princess Kali, I've got the mothership's fuel tanks - Princess Kali, I've got the mothership's fuel tanks
1295 01:08:03,060 01:08:06,853 in my cross hairs, I'm taking the shot. in my cross hairs, I'm taking the shot.
1296 01:08:06,853 01:08:08,340 - No, Xio, no. - No, Xio, no.
1297 01:08:08,340 01:08:09,891 The princess is aboard. The princess is aboard.
1298 01:08:09,891 01:08:12,224 (exploding) (exploding)
1299 01:08:14,866 01:08:15,699 - Oh no. - Oh no.
1300 01:08:18,781 01:08:20,114 - VH, my friend. - VH, my friend.
1301 01:08:26,128 01:08:27,110 - No, our mothership is no more! - No, our mothership is no more!
1302 01:08:29,766 01:08:33,797 Our resources, our technology, our battle plans! Our resources, our technology, our battle plans!
1303 01:08:33,797 01:08:36,047 Retreat, comrades, retreat! Retreat, comrades, retreat!
1304 01:08:37,560 01:08:40,847 - God fucking damn it, I came back for this? - God fucking damn it, I came back for this?
1305 01:08:40,847 01:08:43,680 Why do the fucking boars always win? Why do the fucking boars always win?
1306 01:08:43,680 01:08:45,590 May their mothers' decapitated heads May their mothers' decapitated heads
1307 01:08:45,590 01:08:50,527 suck dripping manotaur cocks in hell for all eternity. suck dripping manotaur cocks in hell for all eternity.
1308 01:08:50,527 01:08:53,140 - [VH] Are you sure we're safe riding - [VH] Are you sure we're safe riding
1309 01:08:53,140 01:08:55,310 in a 60 megaton kinetic space bomb in a 60 megaton kinetic space bomb
1310 01:08:55,310 01:08:56,430 that's spinning out of control that's spinning out of control
1311 01:08:56,430 01:08:58,650 to our Ally headquarters, Princess? to our Ally headquarters, Princess?
1312 01:08:58,650 01:09:01,067 - [Kali] As safe as we can be, I suppose. - [Kali] As safe as we can be, I suppose.
1313 01:09:01,067 01:09:02,879 Are you nervous? Are you nervous?
1314 01:09:02,879 01:09:04,060 - [VH] A little. - [VH] A little.
1315 01:09:04,060 01:09:06,245 - [Kali] Me too. - [Kali] Me too.
1316 01:09:06,245 01:09:08,230 What if it's feudal? What if it's feudal?
1317 01:09:08,230 01:09:09,973 She's still so beautiful. She's still so beautiful.
1318 01:09:11,020 01:09:11,940 - [VH] She? - [VH] She?
1319 01:09:11,940 01:09:13,720 - [Kali] Planet Earth. - [Kali] Planet Earth.
1320 01:09:13,720 01:09:15,047 - [VH] You grew up there, huh? - [VH] You grew up there, huh?
1321 01:09:15,047 01:09:16,021 - [Kali] Yes. - [Kali] Yes.
1322 01:09:16,021 01:09:18,680 And this is probably the last time I'll ever see her. And this is probably the last time I'll ever see her.
1323 01:09:18,680 01:09:19,863 - [VH] Never say never. - [VH] Never say never.
1324 01:09:21,625 01:09:25,600 - [Kali] VH, what if this is our last ride too? - [Kali] VH, what if this is our last ride too?
1325 01:09:25,600 01:09:27,903 These may be our last moments alive. These may be our last moments alive.
1326 01:09:29,410 01:09:31,660 - Princess Kali, you're alive! - Princess Kali, you're alive!
1327 01:09:31,660 01:09:33,470 - Yes Bort, I made it off - Yes Bort, I made it off
1328 01:09:33,470 01:09:35,700 the Archon mothership just in time. the Archon mothership just in time.
1329 01:09:35,700 01:09:38,450 Along with our colleague, Mr. Van Helsing. Along with our colleague, Mr. Van Helsing.
1330 01:09:38,450 01:09:39,765 - Thank heavens. - Thank heavens.
1331 01:09:39,765 01:09:43,850 If we had the time to install our updated AI emotion cards If we had the time to install our updated AI emotion cards
1332 01:09:43,850 01:09:47,709 like we were supposed to we'd be so happy to see you. like we were supposed to we'd be so happy to see you.
1333 01:09:47,709 01:09:52,260 - Well, I'll feel happy for us all, how about that? - Well, I'll feel happy for us all, how about that?
1334 01:09:52,260 01:09:54,544 - Deal, where are you now, Ma? - Deal, where are you now, Ma?
1335 01:09:54,544 01:09:56,574 - [Kali] That's what I'm calling about, Bort. - [Kali] That's what I'm calling about, Bort.
1336 01:09:56,574 01:09:59,400 I'm on VH's video risk communicator I'm on VH's video risk communicator
1337 01:09:59,400 01:10:02,060 inside an Archon bomb that's currently approaching you inside an Archon bomb that's currently approaching you
1338 01:10:02,060 01:10:03,870 at a high rate of speed. at a high rate of speed.
1339 01:10:03,870 01:10:06,832 - Oh dear, I see you on our radar. - Oh dear, I see you on our radar.
1340 01:10:06,832 01:10:10,490 You've just breached our autonomous navigation radius. You've just breached our autonomous navigation radius.
1341 01:10:10,490 01:10:11,323 - We're going to collide - We're going to collide
1342 01:10:11,323 01:10:13,570 in T-minus 17 seconds unless we can-- in T-minus 17 seconds unless we can--
1343 01:10:13,570 01:10:15,201 - Hook us and reel us in, carefully. - Hook us and reel us in, carefully.
1344 01:10:15,201 01:10:17,766 - [Bort] Yes, man, hold tight. - [Bort] Yes, man, hold tight.
1345 01:10:17,766 01:10:20,293 - [Kali] Don't worry, Bort, we are. - [Kali] Don't worry, Bort, we are.
1346 01:10:23,710 01:10:27,960 - Attention, you are now entering the debarkation area. - Attention, you are now entering the debarkation area.
1347 01:10:27,960 01:10:32,444 No talking, no smoking, follow the red line. No talking, no smoking, follow the red line.
1348 01:10:32,444 01:10:34,640 You have the option to terminate You have the option to terminate
1349 01:10:34,640 01:10:37,110 and be cremated on the premises. and be cremated on the premises.
1350 01:10:37,110 01:10:39,200 If you elect his option, If you elect his option,
1351 01:10:39,200 01:10:42,160 notify the officer in your processing area. notify the officer in your processing area.
1352 01:10:42,160 01:10:44,810 - I'm so glad you two made it, VH. - I'm so glad you two made it, VH.
1353 01:10:44,810 01:10:47,820 I thought for sure you were space toast. I thought for sure you were space toast.
1354 01:10:47,820 01:10:51,430 I mean, you ain't the Jack Van Helsing I remember I mean, you ain't the Jack Van Helsing I remember
1355 01:10:51,430 01:10:54,230 and I ain't sure that I trust the princess yet and I ain't sure that I trust the princess yet
1356 01:10:54,230 01:10:57,546 but I'm really jazzed to see you two are safe and sound. but I'm really jazzed to see you two are safe and sound.
1357 01:10:57,546 01:11:00,510 - Thanks Foot, the feeling's mutual. - Thanks Foot, the feeling's mutual.
1358 01:11:00,510 01:11:03,800 - Yeah buddy, and good catch apprehending the Exterminator. - Yeah buddy, and good catch apprehending the Exterminator.
1359 01:11:03,800 01:11:05,920 Your lone actions have saved untold lives Your lone actions have saved untold lives
1360 01:11:05,920 01:11:08,140 across countless galaxies. across countless galaxies.
1361 01:11:08,140 01:11:11,180 - That's right, and on behalf of our entire Allied fleet - That's right, and on behalf of our entire Allied fleet
1362 01:11:11,180 01:11:13,018 if you'd like to officially join us, if you'd like to officially join us,
1363 01:11:13,018 01:11:16,510 there's a fighter ship reserved for you. there's a fighter ship reserved for you.
1364 01:11:16,510 01:11:17,680 Just say the word. Just say the word.
1365 01:11:17,680 01:11:19,778 - Whoa, get out of here. - Whoa, get out of here.
1366 01:11:19,778 01:11:23,110 Me, a ranked Sasquatch? Me, a ranked Sasquatch?
1367 01:11:23,110 01:11:26,030 Oh, if Pa could see me now! Oh, if Pa could see me now!
1368 01:11:26,030 01:11:28,069 - Is that a yes, big guy? - Is that a yes, big guy?
1369 01:11:28,069 01:11:30,430 - Can I sleep on it? - Can I sleep on it?
1370 01:11:30,430 01:11:32,260 I was thinking of disappearing back I was thinking of disappearing back
1371 01:11:32,260 01:11:35,120 into the woodwork of some remote planet someplace. into the woodwork of some remote planet someplace.
1372 01:11:35,120 01:11:36,262 - Really? - Really?
1373 01:11:36,262 01:11:38,394 - Yeah, it's kind of my thing. - Yeah, it's kind of my thing.
1374 01:11:38,394 01:11:41,270 - Understood, take all the time you need. - Understood, take all the time you need.
1375 01:11:41,270 01:11:43,410 Let us know when you decide. Let us know when you decide.
1376 01:11:43,410 01:11:45,577 (buzzing) (buzzing)
1377 01:11:47,726 01:11:48,660 (upbeat music) (upbeat music)
1378 01:11:48,660 01:11:52,203 - Good to see you back where you belong, X15642. - Good to see you back where you belong, X15642.
1379 01:11:53,180 01:11:55,110 I trust you find your new shatterproof I trust you find your new shatterproof
1380 01:11:56,008 01:11:57,620 and blast resistant cell comfortable? and blast resistant cell comfortable?
1381 01:11:57,620 01:11:59,350 - You can put me in a cell - You can put me in a cell
1382 01:11:59,350 01:12:02,880 within a cell within a cell, Allies. within a cell within a cell, Allies.
1383 01:12:02,880 01:12:05,670 Sooner or later I'll break free Sooner or later I'll break free
1384 01:12:05,670 01:12:08,690 and when I do you'll all pay. and when I do you'll all pay.
1385 01:12:08,690 01:12:10,170 - Not this time, X. - Not this time, X.
1386 01:12:10,170 01:12:12,596 You're on a list for court ordered implosion and recycling. You're on a list for court ordered implosion and recycling.
1387 01:12:12,596 01:12:15,560 All we're waiting on is for the judge All we're waiting on is for the judge
1388 01:12:15,560 01:12:17,690 to sign the execution order. to sign the execution order.
1389 01:12:17,690 01:12:20,800 - Then I'll see to it that Archon black ops - Then I'll see to it that Archon black ops
1390 01:12:20,800 01:12:23,180 visits the judge in his quarters visits the judge in his quarters
1391 01:12:23,180 01:12:25,687 and draws and corners him. and draws and corners him.
1392 01:12:25,687 01:12:27,840 - That's so nice of you, X, - That's so nice of you, X,
1393 01:12:27,840 01:12:30,840 but it's her honor's quarters but it's her honor's quarters
1394 01:12:30,840 01:12:33,530 and she's in an undisclosed location. and she's in an undisclosed location.
1395 01:12:33,530 01:12:36,230 - We'll see if there's nothing else. - We'll see if there's nothing else.
1396 01:12:36,230 01:12:39,530 I was just in the middle of a self upgrade. I was just in the middle of a self upgrade.
1397 01:12:39,530 01:12:41,230 - Self upgrade, mm-hmm, - Self upgrade, mm-hmm,
1398 01:12:42,910 01:12:45,318 be sure to wipe down the glass when you're finished. be sure to wipe down the glass when you're finished.
1399 01:12:45,318 01:12:48,223 So long, X15642. So long, X15642.
1400 01:12:52,880 01:12:56,134 - Drop dead, Princess. - Drop dead, Princess.
1401 01:12:56,134 01:12:58,551 (epic music) (epic music)
1402 01:13:04,410 01:13:05,780 - [Kali] Good workout. - [Kali] Good workout.
1403 01:13:05,780 01:13:07,650 - [VH] Helps with tension. - [VH] Helps with tension.
1404 01:13:07,650 01:13:10,720 - [Kali] I can think of other things to help with that. - [Kali] I can think of other things to help with that.
1405 01:13:10,720 01:13:12,930 - Yeah, such as? - Yeah, such as?
1406 01:13:12,930 01:13:16,630 - Why don't you kick back and spread 'em and I'll show you. - Why don't you kick back and spread 'em and I'll show you.
1407 01:13:16,630 01:13:19,460 - There you go, threatening with a good time again. - There you go, threatening with a good time again.
1408 01:13:19,460 01:13:20,970 - What can I say? - What can I say?
1409 01:13:20,970 01:13:23,650 We have to enjoy our down time when we get it. We have to enjoy our down time when we get it.
1410 01:13:23,650 01:13:25,390 - You're gonna get it alright. - You're gonna get it alright.
1411 01:13:25,390 01:13:27,529 Come here, Princess. Come here, Princess.
1412 01:13:27,529 01:13:29,696 (beeping) (beeping)
1413 01:13:30,558 01:13:33,058 (metal music) (metal music)
1414 01:13:37,590 01:13:39,293 - Allies never rest. - Allies never rest.
1415 01:13:41,970 01:13:46,290 - If this keeps up I'm gonna need another clone of myself. - If this keeps up I'm gonna need another clone of myself.
1416 01:13:46,290 01:13:48,870 Until then, let's rock. Until then, let's rock.