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1 | 00:00:04,367 | 00:00:06,387 | - Is it time? - It's time. | - Is it time? - It's time. |
2 | 00:00:08,229 | 00:00:10,049 | Carlos, do the honors. | Carlos, do the honors. |
3 | 00:00:10,469 | 00:00:12,289 | Whow! Free hair gel! | Whow! Free hair gel! |
4 | 00:00:15,521 | 00:00:16,921 | [Laughs] | [Laughs] |
5 | 00:00:17,190 | 00:00:20,490 | Yea, funny, very funny. Now, where’s the free hair gel? | Yea, funny, very funny. Now, where’s the free hair gel? |
6 | 00:00:21,002 | 00:00:24,502 | How's the sweatiest is this. It's like a vacation with singing. | How's the sweatiest is this. It's like a vacation with singing. |
7 | 00:00:25,656 | 00:00:27,756 | It's a sing-cation. | It's a sing-cation. |
8 | 00:00:28,254 | 00:00:30,654 | Ok guys, dry off and get dressed. It's time to hit the studio. | Ok guys, dry off and get dressed. It's time to hit the studio. |
9 | 00:00:30,853 | 00:00:31,973 | Kelly! | Kelly! |
10 | 00:00:31,994 | 00:00:35,394 | What does the great Gustavo Rocque have in store for us today? | What does the great Gustavo Rocque have in store for us today? |
11 | 00:00:35,466 | 00:00:38,166 | - Harmonies? - Breaking down some new dance moves. | - Harmonies? - Breaking down some new dance moves. |
12 | 00:00:38,188 | 00:00:40,008 | A big Hollywod party to get us some "red carpet exposure"? | A big Hollywod party to get us some "red carpet exposure"? |
13 | 00:00:40,537 | 00:00:42,637 | Close. You're going to school. | Close. You're going to school. |
14 | 00:00:42,799 | 00:00:43,999 | [bell ringing] | [bell ringing] |
15 | 00:00:44,062 | 00:00:45,882 | [all screaming] | [all screaming] |
16 | 00:00:50,388 | 00:00:54,191 | ♪ when you go big time ♪ | ♪ when you go big time ♪ |
17 | 00:00:54,259 | 00:00:56,260 | ♪ what you know, what you feel ♪ | ♪ what you know, what you feel ♪ |
18 | 00:00:56,328 | 00:00:57,962 | ♪ never quit and make it real ♪ | ♪ never quit and make it real ♪ |
19 | 00:00:58,029 | 00:01:02,133 | ♪ when you roll big time ♪ | ♪ when you roll big time ♪ |
20 | 00:01:02,200 | 00:01:04,068 | ♪ hey! Hey! ♪ | ♪ hey! Hey! ♪ |
21 | 00:01:04,136 | 00:01:06,237 | ♪ listen to your heart now ♪ | ♪ listen to your heart now ♪ |
22 | 00:01:06,304 | 00:01:08,038 | ♪ hey! Hey! ♪ | ♪ hey! Hey! ♪ |
23 | 00:01:08,106 | 00:01:10,141 | ♪ don't you feel the rush? ♪ | ♪ don't you feel the rush? ♪ |
24 | 00:01:10,208 | 00:01:12,009 | ♪ oh, oh ♪ | ♪ oh, oh ♪ |
25 | 00:01:12,077 | 00:01:14,078 | ♪ oh, oh ♪ | ♪ oh, oh ♪ |
26 | 00:01:14,146 | 00:01:15,546 | ♪ go on, shake it up ♪ | ♪ go on, shake it up ♪ |
27 | 00:01:15,614 | 00:01:17,948 | ♪ what you gotta lose? ♪ | ♪ what you gotta lose? ♪ |
28 | 00:01:18,016 | 00:01:19,583 | ♪ go and make your luck ♪ | ♪ go and make your luck ♪ |
29 | 00:01:19,651 | 00:01:21,952 | ♪ with the life you choose ♪ | ♪ with the life you choose ♪ |
30 | 00:01:22,020 | 00:01:23,554 | ♪ if you want it all ♪ | ♪ if you want it all ♪ |
31 | 00:01:23,622 | 00:01:25,422 | ♪ lay it on the line ♪ | ♪ lay it on the line ♪ |
32 | 00:01:25,490 | 00:01:27,424 | ♪ it's the only life you got ♪ | ♪ it's the only life you got ♪ |
33 | 00:01:27,492 | 00:01:30,194 | ♪ so you gotta live it big time ♪ | ♪ so you gotta live it big time ♪ |
34 | 00:01:32,464 | 00:01:33,764 | - School? You're kidding, right? | - School? You're kidding, right? |
35 | 00:01:34,991 | 00:01:37,192 | - Carlos, for the 11th time... I'm not kidding. | - Carlos, for the 11th time... I'm not kidding. |
36 | 00:01:37,260 | 00:01:38,460 | You all thought you were gonna get | You all thought you were gonna get |
37 | 00:01:38,528 | 00:01:39,695 | Three months off from school? | Three months off from school? |
38 | 00:01:39,762 | 00:01:41,029 | - It was more "hope" than "thought." | - It was more "hope" than "thought." |
39 | 00:01:41,097 | 00:01:42,531 | - According to | - According to |
40 | 00:01:42,598 | 00:01:44,599 | The actors, singers, and performers association, | The actors, singers, and performers association, |
41 | 00:01:44,667 | 00:01:46,401 | Kids under 18 in the entertainment industry | Kids under 18 in the entertainment industry |
42 | 00:01:46,469 | 00:01:48,904 | Must attend four hours of school a day. | Must attend four hours of school a day. |
43 | 00:01:48,972 | 00:01:50,672 | Did you even look at the pamphlets I gave you? | Did you even look at the pamphlets I gave you? |
44 | 00:01:55,511 | 00:01:58,080 | [buzzing] - oh! | [buzzing] - oh! |
45 | 00:01:58,147 | 00:01:59,081 | Yeah! | Yeah! |
46 | 00:02:03,486 | 00:02:04,619 | [giggles] | [giggles] |
47 | 00:02:04,687 | 00:02:05,754 | [fly buzzing ends abruptly] | [fly buzzing ends abruptly] |
48 | 00:02:14,297 | 00:02:16,264 | - Yeah, we looked at them. - A little bit. | - Yeah, we looked at them. - A little bit. |
49 | 00:02:16,332 | 00:02:20,635 | [bell ringing] | [bell ringing] |
50 | 00:02:20,703 | 00:02:22,537 | - Tyler, where's everybody going? | - Tyler, where's everybody going? |
51 | 00:02:22,605 | 00:02:24,573 | - To school at the Palm Woods. | - To school at the Palm Woods. |
52 | 00:02:33,549 | 00:02:36,418 | All: Good morning, miss Collins. | All: Good morning, miss Collins. |
53 | 00:02:36,486 | 00:02:39,654 | - Today, class, we're gonna learn about fractions. | - Today, class, we're gonna learn about fractions. |
54 | 00:02:39,722 | 00:02:41,523 | And I thought a fun way to do this | And I thought a fun way to do this |
55 | 00:02:41,591 | 00:02:43,792 | Would be if we divided up some... | Would be if we divided up some... |
56 | 00:02:43,860 | 00:02:44,926 | Pies. | Pies. |
57 | 00:02:44,994 | 00:02:46,128 | All: Ooh. | All: Ooh. |
58 | 00:02:46,195 | 00:02:47,095 | - I love fractions. | - I love fractions. |
59 | 00:02:47,163 | 00:02:48,196 | - I love pie. | - I love pie. |
60 | 00:02:48,264 | 00:02:49,197 | - And after we cut them, | - And after we cut them, |
61 | 00:02:49,265 | 00:02:50,565 | I guess we'll have to eat them. | I guess we'll have to eat them. |
62 | 00:02:50,633 | 00:02:52,167 | [all cheering] | [all cheering] |
63 | 00:02:52,235 | 00:02:55,103 | - I think we're gonna like it here. | - I think we're gonna like it here. |
64 | 00:02:55,171 | 00:02:56,371 | - Oh, no. | - Oh, no. |
65 | 00:02:56,439 | 00:02:57,873 | You guys aren't going to school here. | You guys aren't going to school here. |
66 | 00:02:57,940 | 00:03:00,175 | - Well, what school are we going to? | - Well, what school are we going to? |
67 | 00:03:00,243 | 00:03:01,343 | [bell rings] | [bell rings] |
68 | 00:03:01,411 | 00:03:04,312 | - Welcome to the School of Rocque. | - Welcome to the School of Rocque. |
69 | 00:03:04,380 | 00:03:05,914 | - I don't like this school. | - I don't like this school. |
70 | 00:03:05,982 | 00:03:07,082 | - Quiet. | - Quiet. |
71 | 00:03:07,150 | 00:03:08,216 | You love it! | You love it! |
72 | 00:03:08,284 | 00:03:09,751 | Because by studying here, | Because by studying here, |
73 | 00:03:09,819 | 00:03:11,920 | You won't miss out on rehearsal time | You won't miss out on rehearsal time |
74 | 00:03:11,988 | 00:03:13,755 | And recording sessions. | And recording sessions. |
75 | 00:03:13,823 | 00:03:15,323 | Instead of lunch break, | Instead of lunch break, |
76 | 00:03:15,391 | 00:03:18,260 | The School of Rocque has harmony breaks. | The School of Rocque has harmony breaks. |
77 | 00:03:18,327 | 00:03:21,830 | And every field trip is to the dance studio down the hall. | And every field trip is to the dance studio down the hall. |
78 | 00:03:21,898 | 00:03:23,999 | - And you're our teacher? | - And you're our teacher? |
79 | 00:03:24,067 | 00:03:25,033 | - No. | - No. |
80 | 00:03:25,101 | 00:03:26,868 | [all cheer] | [all cheer] |
81 | 00:03:26,936 | 00:03:29,604 | - Guys, say "Hi" to Mr. Smitty. | - Guys, say "Hi" to Mr. Smitty. |
82 | 00:03:29,672 | 00:03:32,641 | - But you all can call me "Mr. Smitty." | - But you all can call me "Mr. Smitty." |
83 | 00:03:32,708 | 00:03:35,610 | [adults laugh heartily] | [adults laugh heartily] |
84 | 00:03:35,678 | 00:03:37,012 | Thank you so much. | Thank you so much. |
85 | 00:03:37,080 | 00:03:38,413 | I can take it from here. | I can take it from here. |
86 | 00:03:38,481 | 00:03:40,582 | Okay, then. Oh, excuse me. | Okay, then. Oh, excuse me. |
87 | 00:03:40,650 | 00:03:42,084 | First up, | First up, |
88 | 00:03:42,151 | 00:03:44,419 | We have probabilities... | We have probabilities... |
89 | 00:03:44,487 | 00:03:48,623 | As in the probability that this band will fail | As in the probability that this band will fail |
90 | 00:03:48,691 | 00:03:52,227 | Before its first single is ever released. | Before its first single is ever released. |
91 | 00:03:52,295 | 00:03:54,329 | - I don't think we're getting pie. | - I don't think we're getting pie. |
92 | 00:03:54,397 | 00:03:56,231 | Thud! | Thud! |
93 | 00:03:56,299 | 00:03:58,066 | - Mom, I don't need homeschooling. | - Mom, I don't need homeschooling. |
94 | 00:03:58,134 | 00:03:59,768 | I can go to the Palm Woods school. | I can go to the Palm Woods school. |
95 | 00:03:59,836 | 00:04:01,903 | Tyler says the teacher is really cool. | Tyler says the teacher is really cool. |
96 | 00:04:01,971 | 00:04:03,672 | - Hey, I'm cool. | - Hey, I'm cool. |
97 | 00:04:03,739 | 00:04:05,740 | And this is a chance for us to spend time together. | And this is a chance for us to spend time together. |
98 | 00:04:05,808 | 00:04:07,275 | In the fresh air. | In the fresh air. |
99 | 00:04:07,343 | 00:04:08,610 | So... | So... |
100 | 00:04:08,678 | 00:04:10,645 | Let's start with math. | Let's start with math. |
101 | 00:04:10,713 | 00:04:12,314 | Hmm. | Hmm. |
102 | 00:04:12,381 | 00:04:14,382 | Negative integers. | Negative integers. |
103 | 00:04:14,450 | 00:04:19,121 | "find the absolute value of 'x' with respect to"... | "find the absolute value of 'x' with respect to"... |
104 | 00:04:19,188 | 00:04:20,555 | Let's start with history, | Let's start with history, |
105 | 00:04:20,623 | 00:04:23,758 | Where today we'll talk about... | Where today we'll talk about... |
106 | 00:04:23,826 | 00:04:28,463 | The Peloponnesian war? | The Peloponnesian war? |
107 | 00:04:28,531 | 00:04:29,865 | Hi. | Hi. |
108 | 00:04:29,932 | 00:04:31,900 | I understand you have a school at the Palm Woods. | I understand you have a school at the Palm Woods. |
109 | 00:04:31,968 | 00:04:33,502 | - Good, then we're done. | - Good, then we're done. |
110 | 00:04:33,569 | 00:04:35,036 | - Uh, no. | - Uh, no. |
111 | 00:04:35,104 | 00:04:37,005 | What I mean is, I'd like to enroll Katie in the school. | What I mean is, I'd like to enroll Katie in the school. |
112 | 00:04:37,073 | 00:04:39,107 | - Does she work in tv? | - Does she work in tv? |
113 | 00:04:39,175 | 00:04:40,509 | - S watches tv. | - S watches tv. |
114 | 00:04:40,576 | 00:04:42,677 | - In accordance with our A.S.P.A. mandate, | - In accordance with our A.S.P.A. mandate, |
115 | 00:04:42,745 | 00:04:44,045 | In order to attend our school, | In order to attend our school, |
116 | 00:04:44,113 | 00:04:46,081 | A student must be a member of the union. | A student must be a member of the union. |
117 | 00:04:46,149 | 00:04:47,449 | To get into the union, | To get into the union, |
118 | 00:04:47,517 | 00:04:50,085 | She'll have to get a job in tv, film, or music. | She'll have to get a job in tv, film, or music. |
119 | 00:04:50,153 | 00:04:52,587 | And for that, she'll need... | And for that, she'll need... |
120 | 00:04:52,688 | 00:04:56,424 | A talent manager. | A talent manager. |
121 | 00:04:56,492 | 00:04:57,926 | Now, | Now, |
122 | 00:04:57,994 | 00:05:00,829 | I get 15% of all her earnings. | I get 15% of all her earnings. |
123 | 00:05:00,897 | 00:05:02,197 | - 5% or we walk. | - 5% or we walk. |
124 | 00:05:02,265 | 00:05:03,832 | - Deal. | - Deal. |
125 | 00:05:03,900 | 00:05:05,333 | Here's a list of open casting calls. | Here's a list of open casting calls. |
126 | 00:05:05,401 | 00:05:06,768 | If she lands a commercial, | If she lands a commercial, |
127 | 00:05:06,836 | 00:05:08,603 | She gets into the school | She gets into the school |
128 | 00:05:08,671 | 00:05:11,706 | And daddy gets some walkin'-around money. | And daddy gets some walkin'-around money. |
129 | 00:05:14,510 | 00:05:15,510 | Snap! | Snap! |
130 | 00:05:15,578 | 00:05:19,881 | -The answer is, "x" equals 9. | -The answer is, "x" equals 9. |
131 | 00:05:19,949 | 00:05:23,752 | - You know, I used to be in a boy band once. | - You know, I used to be in a boy band once. |
132 | 00:05:23,819 | 00:05:25,987 | Oh, and we thought we had it made. | Oh, and we thought we had it made. |
133 | 00:05:26,055 | 00:05:27,122 | Hot songs. | Hot songs. |
134 | 00:05:27,190 | 00:05:28,456 | Flying business class. | Flying business class. |
135 | 00:05:28,524 | 00:05:30,759 | Drinking milk straight from the carton. | Drinking milk straight from the carton. |
136 | 00:05:30,826 | 00:05:32,460 | [exasperated groan] | [exasperated groan] |
137 | 00:05:32,528 | 00:05:34,196 | But let me tell you guys | But let me tell you guys |
138 | 00:05:34,263 | 00:05:37,799 | That that milk goes sour pretty fast. | That that milk goes sour pretty fast. |
139 | 00:05:37,867 | 00:05:40,268 | - I never thought I'd say this, but can we get back to math? | - I never thought I'd say this, but can we get back to math? |
140 | 00:05:40,336 | 00:05:41,636 | - Yes, yes. | - Yes, yes. |
141 | 00:05:41,704 | 00:05:46,775 | Let's get back to math. | Let's get back to math. |
142 | 00:05:46,842 | 00:05:48,109 | So... | So... |
143 | 00:05:48,177 | 00:05:49,511 | If four boys are in a band | If four boys are in a band |
144 | 00:05:49,579 | 00:05:50,979 | Making $10,000, | Making $10,000, |
145 | 00:05:51,047 | 00:05:53,248 | Their manager gets 15%, | Their manager gets 15%, |
146 | 00:05:53,316 | 00:05:56,017 | Their record sales plummet 80%, | Their record sales plummet 80%, |
147 | 00:05:56,085 | 00:05:59,120 | What part of their dream is crushed? | What part of their dream is crushed? |
148 | 00:05:59,188 | 00:06:00,322 | Anyone? Anyone? | Anyone? Anyone? |
149 | 00:06:00,389 | 00:06:01,389 | Anyone? | Anyone? |
150 | 00:06:01,457 | 00:06:04,226 | All of it! | All of it! |
151 | 00:06:04,293 | 00:06:09,497 | Let's turn to page 562 in our textbooks. | Let's turn to page 562 in our textbooks. |
152 | 00:06:09,565 | 00:06:10,999 | - What do you guys suppose is going on | - What do you guys suppose is going on |
153 | 00:06:11,067 | 00:06:12,734 | At the palm wood school right now? | At the palm wood school right now? |
154 | 00:06:17,406 | 00:06:19,674 | - Okay, class, your math homework tonight | - Okay, class, your math homework tonight |
155 | 00:06:19,742 | 00:06:21,343 | Is to play video games. | Is to play video games. |
156 | 00:06:21,410 | 00:06:23,378 | Girls: What's our English assignment? | Girls: What's our English assignment? |
157 | 00:06:23,446 | 00:06:25,981 | - To throw away your textbooks. | - To throw away your textbooks. |
158 | 00:06:26,048 | 00:06:27,549 | And if you reach into your desks, | And if you reach into your desks, |
159 | 00:06:27,617 | 00:06:31,453 | You'll find today's science project, which is... | You'll find today's science project, which is... |
160 | 00:06:31,520 | 00:06:32,420 | Water fight! | Water fight! |
161 | 00:06:32,488 | 00:06:35,390 | [cheers and laughter] | [cheers and laughter] |
162 | 00:06:38,327 | 00:06:40,662 | - Pay attention | - Pay attention |
163 | 00:06:40,730 | 00:06:42,564 | To the board. | To the board. |
164 | 00:06:46,502 | 00:06:47,702 | - Did you guys just have | - Did you guys just have |
165 | 00:06:47,770 | 00:06:49,237 | The same Palm Woods school fantasy as me? | The same Palm Woods school fantasy as me? |
166 | 00:06:49,305 | 00:06:51,039 | - Was the history assignment bungee jumping? | - Was the history assignment bungee jumping? |
167 | 00:06:51,107 | 00:06:52,507 | - Close enough. | - Close enough. |
168 | 00:06:52,575 | 00:06:54,576 | - We have got to get out of here and into that school. | - We have got to get out of here and into that school. |
169 | 00:06:54,644 | 00:06:55,810 | - Follow my lead. | - Follow my lead. |
170 | 00:06:55,878 | 00:06:56,945 | - Hey, hey, hey. | - Hey, hey, hey. |
171 | 00:06:57,013 | 00:06:58,179 | No talking. | No talking. |
172 | 00:06:58,247 | 00:07:00,348 | All eyes on the board. | All eyes on the board. |
173 | 00:07:00,416 | 00:07:01,349 | The board! | The board! |
174 | 00:07:01,417 | 00:07:02,450 | The board! | The board! |
175 | 00:07:02,518 | 00:07:04,419 | - Mr. Smitty, do that again. | - Mr. Smitty, do that again. |
176 | 00:07:04,487 | 00:07:07,289 | - What, this? | - What, this? |
177 | 00:07:07,356 | 00:07:09,791 | - Did you guys see that? - Mm-Hmm. | - Did you guys see that? - Mm-Hmm. |
178 | 00:07:09,859 | 00:07:11,226 | - The passion, the snap, | - The passion, the snap, |
179 | 00:07:11,294 | 00:07:12,694 | You can't teach that. | You can't teach that. |
180 | 00:07:12,795 | 00:07:13,962 | - Really? | - Really? |
181 | 00:07:14,030 | 00:07:15,630 | Well, I have to admit, | Well, I have to admit, |
182 | 00:07:15,698 | 00:07:17,132 | I was pretty good. | I was pretty good. |
183 | 00:07:17,199 | 00:07:19,167 | - Which is why you can't give up your dream. | - Which is why you can't give up your dream. |
184 | 00:07:19,235 | 00:07:21,870 | I mean, sure, you may be too old for a boy band, | I mean, sure, you may be too old for a boy band, |
185 | 00:07:21,937 | 00:07:26,074 | But you're perfect for u uh... | But you're perfect for u uh... |
186 | 00:07:26,142 | 00:07:27,309 | - A man band! | - A man band! |
187 | 00:07:27,376 | 00:07:28,410 | - Uh, yes. - Yeah. | - Uh, yes. - Yeah. |
188 | 00:07:28,477 | 00:07:30,211 | - Which are all the rage these days. | - Which are all the rage these days. |
189 | 00:07:30,279 | 00:07:31,212 | Right? | Right? |
190 | 00:07:31,280 | 00:07:34,949 | - In Germany. | - In Germany. |
191 | 00:07:35,017 | 00:07:36,551 | - You got a demo? | - You got a demo? |
192 | 00:07:36,619 | 00:07:37,886 | I bet it's hot. Yeah? | I bet it's hot. Yeah? |
193 | 00:07:37,953 | 00:07:38,987 | - No, no, no. | - No, no, no. |
194 | 00:07:39,055 | 00:07:40,789 | I flung those all into the ocean. | I flung those all into the ocean. |
195 | 00:07:40,856 | 00:07:43,191 | - Then we got to record you one right now. | - Then we got to record you one right now. |
196 | 00:07:43,259 | 00:07:45,427 | - No, no, no. We couldn't do that. | - No, no, no. We couldn't do that. |
197 | 00:07:45,494 | 00:07:47,028 | It was a long time ago. | It was a long time ago. |
198 | 00:07:47,096 | 00:07:51,166 | I've put this all behind me. | I've put this all behind me. |
199 | 00:07:51,233 | 00:07:52,667 | ♪ it's the only life you got ♪ | ♪ it's the only life you got ♪ |
200 | 00:07:52,735 | 00:07:56,004 | ♪ so you gotta to live it big time ♪ | ♪ so you gotta to live it big time ♪ |
201 | 00:07:56,072 | 00:07:57,172 | ♪ rush... ♪ [thud] | ♪ rush... ♪ [thud] |
202 | 00:07:57,239 | 00:08:01,409 | [cheers and applause] | [cheers and applause] |
203 | 00:08:01,510 | 00:08:02,644 | - That was great. | - That was great. |
204 | 00:08:02,712 | 00:08:04,112 | - Oh, so good. So good. | - Oh, so good. So good. |
205 | 00:08:04,180 | 00:08:05,447 | - Yes! | - Yes! |
206 | 00:08:05,514 | 00:08:07,682 | - They're gonna love you in Germany. | - They're gonna love you in Germany. |
207 | 00:08:07,750 | 00:08:09,050 | - Ja voll! [giggles] | - Ja voll! [giggles] |
208 | 00:08:09,118 | 00:08:11,519 | - Here's your super hot demo. | - Here's your super hot demo. |
209 | 00:08:11,587 | 00:08:12,620 | - Here's your briefcase. | - Here's your briefcase. |
210 | 00:08:12,688 | 00:08:14,422 | - Yes! | - Yes! |
211 | 00:08:14,490 | 00:08:16,458 | - And here's one travel moose.Net | - And here's one travel moose.Net |
212 | 00:08:16,525 | 00:08:19,427 | One-way ticket to Dusseldorf. | One-way ticket to Dusseldorf. |
213 | 00:08:19,495 | 00:08:23,331 | - Oh, what can I say, fellas, except... | - Oh, what can I say, fellas, except... |
214 | 00:08:23,399 | 00:08:24,666 | Auf wiedersehen? | Auf wiedersehen? |
215 | 00:08:24,734 | 00:08:27,268 | [giggles] | [giggles] |
216 | 00:08:27,336 | 00:08:30,138 | Hoo! Yeah! | Hoo! Yeah! |
217 | 00:08:30,206 | 00:08:31,573 | - Okay. | - Okay. |
218 | 00:08:31,640 | 00:08:33,341 | Now to tell Gustavo our teacher bailed, | Now to tell Gustavo our teacher bailed, |
219 | 00:08:33,409 | 00:08:35,110 | And we need to go to the Palm Woods school and... | And we need to go to the Palm Woods school and... |
220 | 00:08:35,177 | 00:08:36,244 | [all scream] | [all scream] |
221 | 00:08:36,312 | 00:08:38,346 | - Oh, of course you can go there. | - Oh, of course you can go there. |
222 | 00:08:38,414 | 00:08:40,315 | Now that your teacher is off to Germany, | Now that your teacher is off to Germany, |
223 | 00:08:40,383 | 00:08:42,117 | There's really no other option except... | There's really no other option except... |
224 | 00:08:42,184 | 00:08:44,085 | Kelly, get them another teacher! | Kelly, get them another teacher! |
225 | 00:08:44,153 | 00:08:49,824 | Someone untrickable! | Someone untrickable! |
226 | 00:08:49,892 | 00:08:51,993 | - Man, we were so close. | - Man, we were so close. |
227 | 00:08:52,061 | 00:08:53,361 | - No, you weren't. | - No, you weren't. |
228 | 00:08:58,801 | 00:09:00,869 | - "does a bear poop in the forest? | - "does a bear poop in the forest? |
229 | 00:09:00,936 | 00:09:05,273 | It does if it takes poopenusil." | It does if it takes poopenusil." |
230 | 00:09:05,341 | 00:09:06,408 | - You know, sweetie, | - You know, sweetie, |
231 | 00:09:06,475 | 00:09:07,776 | I think you have a certain quality | I think you have a certain quality |
232 | 00:09:07,843 | 00:09:10,011 | That no one else here has. | That no one else here has. |
233 | 00:09:16,051 | 00:09:19,354 | - I don't know if she's right for a laxative commercial, | - I don't know if she's right for a laxative commercial, |
234 | 00:09:19,422 | 00:09:20,655 | But come back tomorrow. | But come back tomorrow. |
235 | 00:09:20,723 | 00:09:25,326 | They want a cute kid for a potato chip spot. | They want a cute kid for a potato chip spot. |
236 | 00:09:25,394 | 00:09:26,628 | - Can I fire you? | - Can I fire you? |
237 | 00:09:26,695 | 00:09:28,263 | - No, I'm your mother. | - No, I'm your mother. |
238 | 00:09:32,234 | 00:09:33,635 | - So... | - So... |
239 | 00:09:33,702 | 00:09:35,703 | You didn't like your first teacher? | You didn't like your first teacher? |
240 | 00:09:35,771 | 00:09:37,272 | Well, I didn't like him either. | Well, I didn't like him either. |
241 | 00:09:37,339 | 00:09:39,541 | The moment he felt the heat, he ran for cover. | The moment he felt the heat, he ran for cover. |
242 | 00:09:39,608 | 00:09:40,608 | But me? | But me? |
243 | 00:09:40,676 | 00:09:42,377 | I'm battle-tested. | I'm battle-tested. |
244 | 00:09:42,445 | 00:09:43,578 | I have a black belt, | I have a black belt, |
245 | 00:09:43,646 | 00:09:47,215 | And I'm not afraid to hit you with it. | And I'm not afraid to hit you with it. |
246 | 00:09:47,283 | 00:09:49,551 | And there is nothing, | And there is nothing, |
247 | 00:09:49,618 | 00:09:53,621 | Nothing you can say or do | Nothing you can say or do |
248 | 00:09:53,689 | 00:09:58,893 | To get me to leave. | To get me to leave. |
249 | 00:09:58,961 | 00:10:00,929 | - Here's the keys to the Porsche out front. | - Here's the keys to the Porsche out front. |
250 | 00:10:00,996 | 00:10:04,599 | Leave now and it's yours. | Leave now and it's yours. |
251 | 00:10:04,667 | 00:10:06,067 | - Kelly! | - Kelly! |
252 | 00:10:06,135 | 00:10:07,802 | Have you seen the keys to my... | Have you seen the keys to my... |
253 | 00:10:07,870 | 00:10:10,238 | [engine revving, tires squealing] | [engine revving, tires squealing] |
254 | 00:10:10,306 | 00:10:14,676 | [Gustavo screaming] | [Gustavo screaming] |
255 | 00:10:14,743 | 00:10:16,211 | - You know he's not gonna give up. | - You know he's not gonna give up. |
256 | 00:10:16,278 | 00:10:17,612 | - Kelly, | - Kelly, |
257 | 00:10:17,680 | 00:10:20,415 | A proper education is very important to us, | A proper education is very important to us, |
258 | 00:10:20,483 | 00:10:22,350 | And this is a supply closet. | And this is a supply closet. |
259 | 00:10:22,418 | 00:10:24,552 | - Attention, students. | - Attention, students. |
260 | 00:10:24,620 | 00:10:26,855 | Please report to principal Rocque's office. | Please report to principal Rocque's office. |
261 | 00:10:26,922 | 00:10:29,757 | All students to principal Rocque's office. | All students to principal Rocque's office. |
262 | 00:10:34,597 | 00:10:37,065 | - Boys, I care about you. | - Boys, I care about you. |
263 | 00:10:37,132 | 00:10:38,533 | I do. | I do. |
264 | 00:10:38,601 | 00:10:41,603 | - And I would like to tell you a story from my youth. | - And I would like to tell you a story from my youth. |
265 | 00:10:41,670 | 00:10:45,039 | My principal was a jerk. | My principal was a jerk. |
266 | 00:10:45,107 | 00:10:48,076 | And I vowed that some day | And I vowed that some day |
267 | 00:10:48,143 | 00:10:49,744 | I would be a principal; | I would be a principal; |
268 | 00:10:49,812 | 00:10:50,979 | A good one... | A good one... |
269 | 00:10:51,046 | 00:10:52,814 | Fair, | Fair, |
270 | 00:10:52,882 | 00:10:54,749 | Pleasant... | Pleasant... |
271 | 00:10:54,817 | 00:10:56,184 | - But you're none of those things. | - But you're none of those things. |
272 | 00:10:56,252 | 00:10:58,720 | - Hey! Things don't always work out! | - Hey! Things don't always work out! |
273 | 00:10:58,787 | 00:11:00,054 | Bottom line is, | Bottom line is, |
274 | 00:11:00,122 | 00:11:02,390 | You boys are staying in the School of Rocque. | You boys are staying in the School of Rocque. |
275 | 00:11:02,458 | 00:11:04,526 | End of story. | End of story. |
276 | 00:11:04,593 | 00:11:05,827 | - But, Gustavo... | - But, Gustavo... |
277 | 00:11:05,895 | 00:11:06,961 | [tapping] | [tapping] |
278 | 00:11:07,029 | 00:11:08,429 | Principal Rocque. | Principal Rocque. |
279 | 00:11:08,497 | 00:11:09,531 | It's just, | It's just, |
280 | 00:11:09,598 | 00:11:11,065 | This school isn't meeting our social | This school isn't meeting our social |
281 | 00:11:11,133 | 00:11:12,467 | And educational needs. | And educational needs. |
282 | 00:11:12,535 | 00:11:14,002 | We need to go somewhere that actually feels | We need to go somewhere that actually feels |
283 | 00:11:14,069 | 00:11:15,103 | Like a real school. | Like a real school. |
284 | 00:11:15,170 | 00:11:16,804 | - With girls. - And field trips. | - With girls. - And field trips. |
285 | 00:11:16,872 | 00:11:18,106 | - And pie! | - And pie! |
286 | 00:11:18,173 | 00:11:20,975 | - You go to my school; you play by my rules. | - You go to my school; you play by my rules. |
287 | 00:11:21,043 | 00:11:24,178 | And I will find a teacher that will enforce those rules. | And I will find a teacher that will enforce those rules. |
288 | 00:11:24,246 | 00:11:28,082 | A w.W.E. Superstar super teacher! | A w.W.E. Superstar super teacher! |
289 | 00:11:28,150 | 00:11:29,450 | - [laughs] | - [laughs] |
290 | 00:11:29,518 | 00:11:30,652 | Who are you gonna get? | Who are you gonna get? |
291 | 00:11:30,719 | 00:11:32,587 | Chris "the masterpiece" masters? | Chris "the masterpiece" masters? |
292 | 00:11:32,655 | 00:11:34,759 | [laughs] | [laughs] |
293 | 00:11:37,826 | 00:11:42,230 | - [screaming] | - [screaming] |
294 | 00:11:42,298 | 00:11:44,232 | - I did not see this coming. | - I did not see this coming. |
295 | 00:11:52,528 | 00:11:55,263 | - Okay, class, let's get started. | - Okay, class, let's get started. |
296 | 00:11:55,331 | 00:11:56,664 | - Is that really Chris masters? | - Is that really Chris masters? |
297 | 00:11:56,732 | 00:11:58,566 | - That's right. | - That's right. |
298 | 00:11:58,634 | 00:12:00,301 | W.W.E. Champion | W.W.E. Champion |
299 | 00:12:00,369 | 00:12:02,504 | And the only certified A.S.P.A. Teacher | And the only certified A.S.P.A. Teacher |
300 | 00:12:02,571 | 00:12:04,506 | Trained to use the master lock. | Trained to use the master lock. |
301 | 00:12:04,573 | 00:12:05,773 | - That's right. | - That's right. |
302 | 00:12:05,841 | 00:12:07,609 | And I believe that the key to a sound mind | And I believe that the key to a sound mind |
303 | 00:12:07,676 | 00:12:08,943 | Is a healthy body. | Is a healthy body. |
304 | 00:12:09,044 | 00:12:10,979 | So throw your books away. | So throw your books away. |
305 | 00:12:11,046 | 00:12:13,681 | Throw your books away. | Throw your books away. |
306 | 00:12:13,749 | 00:12:14,916 | All right. | All right. |
307 | 00:12:14,984 | 00:12:15,984 | Now I want you guys to lift your desks. | Now I want you guys to lift your desks. |
308 | 00:12:16,051 | 00:12:17,051 | - Excuse me? | - Excuse me? |
309 | 00:12:17,119 | 00:12:19,954 | - Lift your desks! | - Lift your desks! |
310 | 00:12:20,022 | 00:12:21,856 | Now give me 500 desk presses! | Now give me 500 desk presses! |
311 | 00:12:21,924 | 00:12:22,857 | Count them out! | Count them out! |
312 | 00:12:22,925 | 00:12:23,958 | All: [grunting] | All: [grunting] |
313 | 00:12:24,026 | 00:12:25,026 | One... | One... |
314 | 00:12:25,094 | 00:12:26,161 | Two... - Up! | Two... - Up! |
315 | 00:12:26,228 | 00:12:27,195 | All: Three... - Up! | All: Three... - Up! |
316 | 00:12:27,263 | 00:12:29,664 | All: Four... [screaming] | All: Four... [screaming] |
317 | 00:12:36,705 | 00:12:38,907 | - I can't take another day at the School of Rocque. | - I can't take another day at the School of Rocque. |
318 | 00:12:38,974 | 00:12:40,675 | - I can't move my arms. | - I can't move my arms. |
319 | 00:12:40,743 | 00:12:42,043 | - Hey, guys! High five! | - Hey, guys! High five! |
320 | 00:12:42,111 | 00:12:43,711 | [all moan] | [all moan] |
321 | 00:12:43,779 | 00:12:45,947 | - Tyler, what are you so excited about? | - Tyler, what are you so excited about? |
322 | 00:12:46,015 | 00:12:51,553 | - Miss Collins says we're having class outside today! | - Miss Collins says we're having class outside today! |
323 | 00:12:51,620 | 00:12:53,888 | All: Class outside... | All: Class outside... |
324 | 00:12:56,525 | 00:12:58,760 | - All right, class, it's time for geography, | - All right, class, it's time for geography, |
325 | 00:12:58,827 | 00:13:01,529 | And you know what that means. | And you know what that means. |
326 | 00:13:01,597 | 00:13:03,131 | Have fun! | Have fun! |
327 | 00:13:03,199 | 00:13:06,067 | [all cheering] | [all cheering] |
328 | 00:13:15,277 | 00:13:16,778 | Girls: Come o | Girls: Come o |
329 | 00:13:16,845 | 00:13:18,613 | Come on! | Come on! |
330 | 00:13:18,681 | 00:13:20,748 | Co on! | Co on! |
331 | 00:13:20,816 | 00:13:22,283 | - Come on! | - Come on! |
332 | 00:13:22,351 | 00:13:24,152 | You're gonna be late for school. | You're gonna be late for school. |
333 | 00:13:24,220 | 00:13:26,020 | - Mine had globe beach balls. | - Mine had globe beach balls. |
334 | 00:13:26,088 | 00:13:27,488 | - Mine had pool pie. | - Mine had pool pie. |
335 | 00:13:27,556 | 00:13:29,324 | - Mine had a low student-teacher ratio. | - Mine had a low student-teacher ratio. |
336 | 00:13:29,391 | 00:13:32,393 | - But how are we gonna get rid of Mr. Masterpiece? | - But how are we gonna get rid of Mr. Masterpiece? |
337 | 00:13:32,461 | 00:13:34,929 | - My mom packed us corn chowder for lunch today, right? | - My mom packed us corn chowder for lunch today, right? |
338 | 00:13:38,867 | 00:13:39,834 | - Katie Knight? | - Katie Knight? |
339 | 00:13:39,902 | 00:13:42,937 | Katie Knight is next. | Katie Knight is next. |
340 | 00:13:43,005 | 00:13:45,540 | - We are going to get you into that Palm Woods school today. | - We are going to get you into that Palm Woods school today. |
341 | 00:13:45,608 | 00:13:47,308 | So just go and be yourself. | So just go and be yourself. |
342 | 00:13:47,376 | 00:13:48,543 | No, wait! Don't be yourself. | No, wait! Don't be yourself. |
343 | 00:13:48,611 | 00:13:51,212 | Be an angel who listens and is polite. | Be an angel who listens and is polite. |
344 | 00:13:53,882 | 00:13:54,983 | - Okay, Katie, | - Okay, Katie, |
345 | 00:13:55,050 | 00:13:56,251 | Hold up the bag of chips; | Hold up the bag of chips; |
346 | 00:13:56,318 | 00:13:58,853 | Look into the camera. | Look into the camera. |
347 | 00:13:58,921 | 00:14:01,322 | - When you hear the crunch, it's a chip. | - When you hear the crunch, it's a chip. |
348 | 00:14:01,390 | 00:14:05,326 | But when you smell the crunch, it's o'chippigans. | But when you smell the crunch, it's o'chippigans. |
349 | 00:14:05,394 | 00:14:08,796 | And when you smell garbage, it's this commercial. | And when you smell garbage, it's this commercial. |
350 | 00:14:08,864 | 00:14:10,164 | - Excuse me? | - Excuse me? |
351 | 00:14:10,232 | 00:14:11,633 | - This stuff is nothing but a heart attack | - This stuff is nothing but a heart attack |
352 | 00:14:11,700 | 00:14:13,101 | That goes good with dip. | That goes good with dip. |
353 | 00:14:13,168 | 00:14:15,270 | I'd be better off stepping in front of a bus... | I'd be better off stepping in front of a bus... |
354 | 00:14:15,337 | 00:14:18,139 | Of lard. | Of lard. |
355 | 00:14:18,240 | 00:14:21,376 | - Katie! | - Katie! |
356 | 00:14:21,443 | 00:14:23,845 | - Now let me jot down something | - Now let me jot down something |
357 | 00:14:23,912 | 00:14:26,047 | On how fitness and body oil | On how fitness and body oil |
358 | 00:14:26,115 | 00:14:28,349 | Helps build a strong immune system. | Helps build a strong immune system. |
359 | 00:14:40,429 | 00:14:43,164 | - [retching] | - [retching] |
360 | 00:14:43,232 | 00:14:44,666 | - Whoa. Whoa. | - Whoa. Whoa. |
361 | 00:14:44,733 | 00:14:45,733 | Whoa. Whoa. | Whoa. Whoa. |
362 | 00:14:45,801 | 00:14:48,069 | - Awesome: Chunky vomit! | - Awesome: Chunky vomit! |
363 | 00:14:48,137 | 00:14:49,837 | - Hey, don't touch that. | - Hey, don't touch that. |
364 | 00:14:49,905 | 00:14:51,239 | Don't touch that. | Don't touch that. |
365 | 00:14:51,307 | 00:14:53,574 | Germs! | Germs! |
366 | 00:14:53,642 | 00:14:56,277 | - Oh, good! - No. | - Oh, good! - No. |
367 | 00:14:56,345 | 00:14:59,213 | [all laughing and shouting indistinctly] | [all laughing and shouting indistinctly] |
368 | 00:14:59,281 | 00:15:01,382 | - [screams] | - [screams] |
369 | 00:15:05,554 | 00:15:07,989 | - Those kids are animals! | - Those kids are animals! |
370 | 00:15:14,730 | 00:15:16,264 | Thud! | Thud! |
371 | 00:15:16,332 | 00:15:19,434 | - The A.S.P.A. Official school registry? | - The A.S.P.A. Official school registry? |
372 | 00:15:19,501 | 00:15:23,004 | - And it's filled with every A.S.P.A.-Licensed teacher | - And it's filled with every A.S.P.A.-Licensed teacher |
373 | 00:15:23,072 | 00:15:26,274 | That I can and will call. | That I can and will call. |
374 | 00:15:26,342 | 00:15:27,709 | Every time you chase one off, | Every time you chase one off, |
375 | 00:15:27,776 | 00:15:31,546 | I have 10,000 waiting in the wings. | I have 10,000 waiting in the wings. |
376 | 00:15:31,613 | 00:15:33,247 | - Whoa! Thud! | - Whoa! Thud! |
377 | 00:15:33,315 | 00:15:35,516 | - It's a big book, guys. | - It's a big book, guys. |
378 | 00:15:35,584 | 00:15:37,485 | Your next teacher will be here in 30 minutes. | Your next teacher will be here in 30 minutes. |
379 | 00:15:37,553 | 00:15:40,822 | - You play by my rules. | - You play by my rules. |
380 | 00:15:40,889 | 00:15:42,156 | I win! | I win! |
381 | 00:15:42,224 | 00:15:44,759 | I'm going to laugh and leave victorious now. | I'm going to laugh and leave victorious now. |
382 | 00:15:44,827 | 00:15:47,995 | [laughs maniacally] | [laughs maniacally] |
383 | 00:15:53,302 | 00:15:55,803 | - Well, I guess we can kiss the Palm Woods school good-bye. | - Well, I guess we can kiss the Palm Woods school good-bye. |
384 | 00:15:55,871 | 00:15:57,038 | - Maybe not. | - Maybe not. |
385 | 00:15:57,106 | 00:15:58,606 | This isn't just a list of teachers. | This isn't just a list of teachers. |
386 | 00:15:58,674 | 00:16:01,609 | It also has the rules every A.S.P.A. School needs to follow. | It also has the rules every A.S.P.A. School needs to follow. |
387 | 00:16:01,677 | 00:16:05,079 | - I smell brain. | - I smell brain. |
388 | 00:16:05,147 | 00:16:07,582 | - Okay, according to this, we're entitled to hot lunches, | - Okay, according to this, we're entitled to hot lunches, |
389 | 00:16:07,649 | 00:16:10,284 | Outdoor breaks, and interscholastic sports programs. | Outdoor breaks, and interscholastic sports programs. |
390 | 00:16:10,352 | 00:16:11,486 | - We didn't get any of that. | - We didn't get any of that. |
391 | 00:16:11,553 | 00:16:12,787 | - Exactly. | - Exactly. |
392 | 00:16:12,855 | 00:16:15,022 | So if Gustavo wants to have a school here... | So if Gustavo wants to have a school here... |
393 | 00:16:15,090 | 00:16:17,091 | - He's got to play by these rules. | - He's got to play by these rules. |
394 | 00:16:17,159 | 00:16:18,326 | - I smell plan. | - I smell plan. |
395 | 00:16:22,398 | 00:16:23,564 | - Kelly! | - Kelly! |
396 | 00:16:23,632 | 00:16:25,700 | Which tie makes me look more principally? | Which tie makes me look more principally? |
397 | 00:16:25,768 | 00:16:27,201 | - The ugly one. | - The ugly one. |
398 | 00:16:37,246 | 00:16:38,479 | - Oh, hey, principal Rocque. | - Oh, hey, principal Rocque. |
399 | 00:16:43,752 | 00:16:44,685 | - Hey! | - Hey! |
400 | 00:16:44,753 | 00:16:46,020 | I hope there's a good reason | I hope there's a good reason |
401 | 00:16:46,088 | 00:16:49,123 | My control room is filled with your sweaty socks! | My control room is filled with your sweaty socks! |
402 | 00:16:49,191 | 00:16:52,193 | - Well, A.S.P.A. Rule 209 | - Well, A.S.P.A. Rule 209 |
403 | 00:16:52,261 | 00:16:54,896 | States that all students must have adequate storage | States that all students must have adequate storage |
404 | 00:16:54,963 | 00:16:56,397 | For personal belongings. | For personal belongings. |
405 | 00:16:56,465 | 00:16:59,567 | - Which the School of Rocque hasn't provided. | - Which the School of Rocque hasn't provided. |
406 | 00:16:59,635 | 00:17:01,102 | - Oh, I don't like the sound of this. | - Oh, I don't like the sound of this. |
407 | 00:17:14,750 | 00:17:15,917 | - Hey! | - Hey! |
408 | 00:17:15,984 | 00:17:18,453 | That shelf is for my awards! | That shelf is for my awards! |
409 | 00:17:18,520 | 00:17:19,921 | - You wouldn't want to be in violation | - You wouldn't want to be in violation |
410 | 00:17:19,988 | 00:17:22,089 | Of A.S.P.A. Rules, would you? | Of A.S.P.A. Rules, would you? |
411 | 00:17:22,157 | 00:17:26,427 | - You could lose your business. | - You could lose your business. |
412 | 00:17:26,495 | 00:17:28,729 | - They're right. | - They're right. |
413 | 00:17:28,797 | 00:17:31,332 | - Find a place for the dogs to keep their smelly stuff, | - Find a place for the dogs to keep their smelly stuff, |
414 | 00:17:31,400 | 00:17:34,168 | Which is not in my office! | Which is not in my office! |
415 | 00:17:34,236 | 00:17:36,070 | And where's your teacher? | And where's your teacher? |
416 | 00:17:36,138 | 00:17:38,005 | - Yeah, we told him A.S.P.A. Ensures teachers | - Yeah, we told him A.S.P.A. Ensures teachers |
417 | 00:17:38,073 | 00:17:39,273 | Five paid sick days | Five paid sick days |
418 | 00:17:39,341 | 00:17:40,908 | And two personal days a year. | And two personal days a year. |
419 | 00:17:40,976 | 00:17:45,246 | - Whoo-hoo! | - Whoo-hoo! |
420 | 00:17:45,347 | 00:17:47,615 | So long, suckers! | So long, suckers! |
421 | 00:17:47,683 | 00:17:49,584 | [laughs] | [laughs] |
422 | 00:17:49,651 | 00:17:51,319 | - Sounds like a personal day to me. | - Sounds like a personal day to me. |
423 | 00:17:51,386 | 00:17:53,154 | - [whimpers] | - [whimpers] |
424 | 00:17:56,091 | 00:17:57,558 | - "all laundry detergents fight stains. | - "all laundry detergents fight stains. |
425 | 00:17:57,626 | 00:17:59,927 | But for suds-o, it's personal." | But for suds-o, it's personal." |
426 | 00:17:59,995 | 00:18:00,895 | I'm not saying this. | I'm not saying this. |
427 | 00:18:00,963 | 00:18:02,330 | - Say it. | - Say it. |
428 | 00:18:02,397 | 00:18:05,266 | We need to get you into the Palm Woods school. | We need to get you into the Palm Woods school. |
429 | 00:18:05,334 | 00:18:06,868 | - Why would they cast her? | - Why would they cast her? |
430 | 00:18:06,935 | 00:18:09,270 | She couldn't sell bacon to a dog. | She couldn't sell bacon to a dog. |
431 | 00:18:09,338 | 00:18:11,072 | - What if I kick your bacon? | - What if I kick your bacon? |
432 | 00:18:11,139 | 00:18:13,541 | - Don't stoop to his level, honey. | - Don't stoop to his level, honey. |
433 | 00:18:13,609 | 00:18:14,709 | Kids. | Kids. |
434 | 00:18:14,776 | 00:18:17,111 | - Well, I think she's just adorable, | - Well, I think she's just adorable, |
435 | 00:18:17,179 | 00:18:18,446 | The way she thinks she has a chance | The way she thinks she has a chance |
436 | 00:18:18,514 | 00:18:20,748 | Against my Elliot. | Against my Elliot. |
437 | 00:18:20,816 | 00:18:24,285 | I mean, look at her. | I mean, look at her. |
438 | 00:18:24,353 | 00:18:25,753 | - Oh, it's on! | - Oh, it's on! |
439 | 00:18:25,821 | 00:18:28,623 | - [growls] | - [growls] |
440 | 00:18:28,690 | 00:18:30,324 | - Your mom is a freak! | - Your mom is a freak! |
441 | 00:18:30,392 | 00:18:32,159 | - [grunts] | - [grunts] |
442 | 00:18:32,227 | 00:18:33,694 | Pile driver! | Pile driver! |
443 | 00:18:33,762 | 00:18:35,096 | Thud! | Thud! |
444 | 00:18:35,163 | 00:18:37,365 | [all grunting] | [all grunting] |
445 | 00:18:37,432 | 00:18:39,200 | Take it back! - Uncle! | Take it back! - Uncle! |
446 | 00:18:39,268 | 00:18:41,102 | - Okay, next up is Katie Knight. | - Okay, next up is Katie Knight. |
447 | 00:18:41,169 | 00:18:44,071 | Katie? | Katie? |
448 | 00:18:44,139 | 00:18:46,340 | [grunting stops abruptly] | [grunting stops abruptly] |
449 | 00:18:46,408 | 00:18:49,377 | - She's not getting the part, is she? | - She's not getting the part, is she? |
450 | 00:18:51,113 | 00:18:52,380 | - Keep looking! | - Keep looking! |
451 | 00:18:52,447 | 00:18:53,414 | There's got to be something in this book | There's got to be something in this book |
452 | 00:18:53,482 | 00:18:54,715 | That will make me win. | That will make me win. |
453 | 00:18:54,783 | 00:18:56,083 | - I'm reading through it for the fourth time! | - I'm reading through it for the fourth time! |
454 | 00:18:56,151 | 00:18:57,451 | - Read harder! | - Read harder! |
455 | 00:18:57,519 | 00:18:59,186 | - Just let them go to school at the Palm Woods. | - Just let them go to school at the Palm Woods. |
456 | 00:18:59,254 | 00:19:01,022 | - The day I let them beat me is the day I... | - The day I let them beat me is the day I... |
457 | 00:19:01,089 | 00:19:02,056 | Is that a goat? | Is that a goat? |
458 | 00:19:02,124 | 00:19:03,558 | - [bleats] | - [bleats] |
459 | 00:19:03,625 | 00:19:04,825 | [bleating continues] | [bleating continues] |
460 | 00:19:04,893 | 00:19:06,894 | - Every A.S.P.A. School | - Every A.S.P.A. School |
461 | 00:19:06,962 | 00:19:10,598 | Has the right to a school mascot. | Has the right to a school mascot. |
462 | 00:19:10,666 | 00:19:14,936 | [basketball horn blows] | [basketball horn blows] |
463 | 00:19:15,003 | 00:19:17,605 | - You are familiar with A.S.P.A.'s stance | - You are familiar with A.S.P.A.'s stance |
464 | 00:19:17,673 | 00:19:19,440 | On interscholastic athletics, right? | On interscholastic athletics, right? |
465 | 00:19:19,508 | 00:19:20,441 | - Huh? | - Huh? |
466 | 00:19:20,509 | 00:19:21,742 | - Did you see our goat? | - Did you see our goat? |
467 | 00:19:21,810 | 00:19:22,910 | - [bleats] | - [bleats] |
468 | 00:19:22,978 | 00:19:24,145 | We call him Gus. | We call him Gus. |
469 | 00:19:24,212 | 00:19:25,246 | Gus Tavo. | Gus Tavo. |
470 | 00:19:25,314 | 00:19:26,213 | Get it? | Get it? |
471 | 00:19:26,315 | 00:19:28,015 | [buzzing] | [buzzing] |
472 | 00:19:28,083 | 00:19:29,483 | Crowd: Win, tigers, win! | Crowd: Win, tigers, win! |
473 | 00:19:29,551 | 00:19:31,285 | Win, tigers, win! | Win, tigers, win! |
474 | 00:19:31,353 | 00:19:32,787 | Win, tigers, win! | Win, tigers, win! |
475 | 00:19:32,854 | 00:19:34,655 | Win, tigers, win! | Win, tigers, win! |
476 | 00:19:34,723 | 00:19:36,691 | Win, tigers, win! | Win, tigers, win! |
477 | 00:19:36,758 | 00:19:38,459 | Win, tigers, win! | Win, tigers, win! |
478 | 00:19:38,527 | 00:19:40,161 | Win, tigers, win! - [bleats] | Win, tigers, win! - [bleats] |
479 | 00:19:40,228 | 00:19:42,363 | Win, tigers, win! | Win, tigers, win! |
480 | 00:19:42,431 | 00:19:45,566 | - We're playing the cast of hopeless housewives. | - We're playing the cast of hopeless housewives. |
481 | 00:19:45,634 | 00:19:47,401 | - Oh, don't be fooled by the score. | - Oh, don't be fooled by the score. |
482 | 00:19:47,469 | 00:19:48,302 | We're playing great. | We're playing great. |
483 | 00:19:48,370 | 00:19:49,837 | - [whistle blows] | - [whistle blows] |
484 | 00:19:49,905 | 00:19:51,072 | - [yelps] | - [yelps] |
485 | 00:19:51,139 | 00:19:53,741 | [cheers and applause] | [cheers and applause] |
486 | 00:19:53,809 | 00:19:55,009 | - Go, goats! | - Go, goats! |
487 | 00:19:55,077 | 00:19:56,243 | Whoo-hoo! | Whoo-hoo! |
488 | 00:19:56,311 | 00:19:57,578 | - Hey! | - Hey! |
489 | 00:19:57,646 | 00:20:01,248 | - Hey, if you can't beat them, join them. | - Hey, if you can't beat them, join them. |
490 | 00:20:01,316 | 00:20:03,551 | [whistle blows] | [whistle blows] |
491 | 00:20:03,619 | 00:20:04,819 | - Get out of my studio! | - Get out of my studio! |
492 | 00:20:04,886 | 00:20:05,853 | Get out! Come on! | Get out! Come on! |
493 | 00:20:05,921 | 00:20:08,723 | Get out... - oh, I'm in. | Get out... - oh, I'm in. |
494 | 00:20:08,790 | 00:20:10,391 | - [screams] | - [screams] |
495 | 00:20:10,459 | 00:20:12,026 | [scuffling] | [scuffling] |
496 | 00:20:12,094 | 00:20:13,661 | - Come on, come on. | - Come on, come on. |
497 | 00:20:13,729 | 00:20:15,396 | - Oh, James! James! | - Oh, James! James! |
498 | 00:20:15,464 | 00:20:17,898 | [indistinct cheering] | [indistinct cheering] |
499 | 00:20:17,966 | 00:20:19,200 | [buzzer] | [buzzer] |
500 | 00:20:19,267 | 00:20:21,102 | [loud percussive crash] | [loud percussive crash] |
501 | 00:20:21,169 | 00:20:23,504 | - [screams] | - [screams] |
502 | 00:20:23,572 | 00:20:28,275 | [cheers and applause] | [cheers and applause] |
503 | 00:20:28,377 | 00:20:30,144 | - Sorry, Gustavo. | - Sorry, Gustavo. |
504 | 00:20:30,212 | 00:20:32,113 | We'll get 'em next time. | We'll get 'em next time. |
505 | 00:20:32,180 | 00:20:33,514 | - Principal's office. | - Principal's office. |
506 | 00:20:33,582 | 00:20:34,915 | Now! | Now! |
507 | 00:20:37,319 | 00:20:39,553 | I am the principal of the school. | I am the principal of the school. |
508 | 00:20:39,621 | 00:20:41,589 | And I do not give in to demands | And I do not give in to demands |
509 | 00:20:41,657 | 00:20:45,993 | And hooliganistic tactics don't scare me. | And hooliganistic tactics don't scare me. |
510 | 00:20:46,094 | 00:20:47,261 | Sabotage? | Sabotage? |
511 | 00:20:47,329 | 00:20:49,196 | Shmoobotage. | Shmoobotage. |
512 | 00:20:49,264 | 00:20:50,197 | You | You |
513 | 00:20:50,265 | 00:20:51,332 | Cannot | Cannot |
514 | 00:20:51,400 | 00:20:53,601 | Beat me! | Beat me! |
515 | 00:20:53,669 | 00:20:56,303 | Now, what you've done here can not | Now, what you've done here can not |
516 | 00:20:56,371 | 00:20:58,806 | And will not go unpunished. | And will not go unpunished. |
517 | 00:20:58,874 | 00:21:01,542 | Which is why I hereby | Which is why I hereby |
518 | 00:21:01,610 | 00:21:03,177 | Expel you! | Expel you! |
519 | 00:21:03,245 | 00:21:04,512 | - What? | - What? |
520 | 00:21:04,579 | 00:21:05,479 | What does that mean? | What does that mean? |
521 | 00:21:05,547 | 00:21:07,014 | - It means... | - It means... |
522 | 00:21:07,082 | 00:21:10,518 | You are hereby kicked out of the School of Rocque! | You are hereby kicked out of the School of Rocque! |
523 | 00:21:10,585 | 00:21:13,621 | Now get out. | Now get out. |
524 | 00:21:13,689 | 00:21:14,822 | Go on. | Go on. |
525 | 00:21:14,890 | 00:21:16,223 | - I guess... [clears throat] | - I guess... [clears throat] |
526 | 00:21:16,291 | 00:21:18,726 | - Move it! | - Move it! |
527 | 00:21:18,794 | 00:21:21,362 | [groans] | [groans] |
528 | 00:21:21,430 | 00:21:22,863 | It wasn't easy, | It wasn't easy, |
529 | 00:21:22,931 | 00:21:24,765 | But they needed to be disciplined. | But they needed to be disciplined. |
530 | 00:21:24,833 | 00:21:26,267 | - So from now on, I'll pick the guys up | - So from now on, I'll pick the guys up |
531 | 00:21:26,334 | 00:21:27,334 | From the Palm Woods school | From the Palm Woods school |
532 | 00:21:27,402 | 00:21:28,936 | And bring them here by 12:30. | And bring them here by 12:30. |
533 | 00:21:29,004 | 00:21:30,237 | - Yep. | - Yep. |
534 | 00:21:30,305 | 00:21:33,441 | [guys hooting and hollering] | [guys hooting and hollering] |
535 | 00:21:36,078 | 00:21:37,445 | - Kids don't always get along, | - Kids don't always get along, |
536 | 00:21:37,512 | 00:21:39,013 | But they do always get dirty. | But they do always get dirty. |
537 | 00:21:39,081 | 00:21:41,415 | So if yours are mud-magnets like mine, | So if yours are mud-magnets like mine, |
538 | 00:21:41,483 | 00:21:43,918 | Be sure to use suds-o laundry detergent. | Be sure to use suds-o laundry detergent. |
539 | 00:21:43,985 | 00:21:48,622 | The only detergent that knocks out stains. | The only detergent that knocks out stains. |
540 | 00:21:48,690 | 00:21:49,757 | - Nice job. | - Nice job. |
541 | 00:21:49,825 | 00:21:53,427 | - I am loving this town. | - I am loving this town. |
542 | 00:21:53,495 | 00:21:55,396 | - So am I. | - So am I. |
543 | 00:22:00,535 | 00:22:01,602 | - Okay. | - Okay. |
544 | 00:22:01,670 | 00:22:06,373 | Time to do school, Palm Woods style. | Time to do school, Palm Woods style. |
545 | 00:22:06,441 | 00:22:10,144 | - Hello, ladies. | - Hello, ladies. |
546 | 00:22:10,212 | 00:22:12,480 | - Okay, class, let's start with science. | - Okay, class, let's start with science. |
547 | 00:22:12,547 | 00:22:15,683 | Where we're gonna talk about water displacement. | Where we're gonna talk about water displacement. |
548 | 00:22:15,751 | 00:22:18,586 | [guys all screaming and shouting] | [guys all screaming and shouting] |
549 | 00:22:24,259 | 00:22:28,095 | [shouting continues] | [shouting continues] |
550 | 00:22:36,138 | 00:22:37,872 | - This school was much more fun in our fantasies, | - This school was much more fun in our fantasies, |
551 | 00:22:37,939 | 00:22:38,806 | Wasn't it? | Wasn't it? |
552 | 00:22:38,907 | 00:22:40,875 | All: Yep. | All: Yep. |
553 | 00:22:42,133 | 00:22:44,933 | Sync and correct by dr.jackson www.addic7ed.com | Sync and correct by dr.jackson www.addic7ed.com |