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1 00:00:04,367 00:00:06,387 - Is it time? - It's time. - Is it time? - It's time.
2 00:00:08,229 00:00:10,049 Carlos, do the honors. Carlos, do the honors.
3 00:00:10,469 00:00:12,289 Whow! Free hair gel! Whow! Free hair gel!
4 00:00:15,521 00:00:16,921 [Laughs] [Laughs]
5 00:00:17,190 00:00:20,490 Yea, funny, very funny. Now, where’s the free hair gel? Yea, funny, very funny. Now, where’s the free hair gel?
6 00:00:21,002 00:00:24,502 How's the sweatiest is this. It's like a vacation with singing. How's the sweatiest is this. It's like a vacation with singing.
7 00:00:25,656 00:00:27,756 It's a sing-cation. It's a sing-cation.
8 00:00:28,254 00:00:30,654 Ok guys, dry off and get dressed. It's time to hit the studio. Ok guys, dry off and get dressed. It's time to hit the studio.
9 00:00:30,853 00:00:31,973 Kelly! Kelly!
10 00:00:31,994 00:00:35,394 What does the great Gustavo Rocque have in store for us today? What does the great Gustavo Rocque have in store for us today?
11 00:00:35,466 00:00:38,166 - Harmonies? - Breaking down some new dance moves. - Harmonies? - Breaking down some new dance moves.
12 00:00:38,188 00:00:40,008 A big Hollywod party to get us some "red carpet exposure"? A big Hollywod party to get us some "red carpet exposure"?
13 00:00:40,537 00:00:42,637 Close. You're going to school. Close. You're going to school.
14 00:00:42,799 00:00:43,999 [bell ringing] [bell ringing]
15 00:00:44,062 00:00:45,882 [all screaming] [all screaming]
16 00:00:50,388 00:00:54,191 ♪ when you go big time ♪ ♪ when you go big time ♪
17 00:00:54,259 00:00:56,260 ♪ what you know, what you feel ♪ ♪ what you know, what you feel ♪
18 00:00:56,328 00:00:57,962 ♪ never quit and make it real ♪ ♪ never quit and make it real ♪
19 00:00:58,029 00:01:02,133 ♪ when you roll big time ♪ ♪ when you roll big time ♪
20 00:01:02,200 00:01:04,068 ♪ hey! Hey! ♪ ♪ hey! Hey! ♪
21 00:01:04,136 00:01:06,237 ♪ listen to your heart now ♪ ♪ listen to your heart now ♪
22 00:01:06,304 00:01:08,038 ♪ hey! Hey! ♪ ♪ hey! Hey! ♪
23 00:01:08,106 00:01:10,141 ♪ don't you feel the rush? ♪ ♪ don't you feel the rush? ♪
24 00:01:10,208 00:01:12,009 ♪ oh, oh ♪ ♪ oh, oh ♪
25 00:01:12,077 00:01:14,078 ♪ oh, oh ♪ ♪ oh, oh ♪
26 00:01:14,146 00:01:15,546 ♪ go on, shake it up ♪ ♪ go on, shake it up ♪
27 00:01:15,614 00:01:17,948 ♪ what you gotta lose? ♪ ♪ what you gotta lose? ♪
28 00:01:18,016 00:01:19,583 ♪ go and make your luck ♪ ♪ go and make your luck ♪
29 00:01:19,651 00:01:21,952 ♪ with the life you choose ♪ ♪ with the life you choose ♪
30 00:01:22,020 00:01:23,554 ♪ if you want it all ♪ ♪ if you want it all ♪
31 00:01:23,622 00:01:25,422 ♪ lay it on the line ♪ ♪ lay it on the line ♪
32 00:01:25,490 00:01:27,424 ♪ it's the only life you got ♪ ♪ it's the only life you got ♪
33 00:01:27,492 00:01:30,194 ♪ so you gotta live it big time ♪ ♪ so you gotta live it big time ♪
34 00:01:32,464 00:01:33,764 - School? You're kidding, right? - School? You're kidding, right?
35 00:01:34,991 00:01:37,192 - Carlos, for the 11th time... I'm not kidding. - Carlos, for the 11th time... I'm not kidding.
36 00:01:37,260 00:01:38,460 You all thought you were gonna get You all thought you were gonna get
37 00:01:38,528 00:01:39,695 Three months off from school? Three months off from school?
38 00:01:39,762 00:01:41,029 - It was more "hope" than "thought." - It was more "hope" than "thought."
39 00:01:41,097 00:01:42,531 - According to - According to
40 00:01:42,598 00:01:44,599 The actors, singers, and performers association, The actors, singers, and performers association,
41 00:01:44,667 00:01:46,401 Kids under 18 in the entertainment industry Kids under 18 in the entertainment industry
42 00:01:46,469 00:01:48,904 Must attend four hours of school a day. Must attend four hours of school a day.
43 00:01:48,972 00:01:50,672 Did you even look at the pamphlets I gave you? Did you even look at the pamphlets I gave you?
44 00:01:55,511 00:01:58,080 [buzzing] - oh! [buzzing] - oh!
45 00:01:58,147 00:01:59,081 Yeah! Yeah!
46 00:02:03,486 00:02:04,619 [giggles] [giggles]
47 00:02:04,687 00:02:05,754 [fly buzzing ends abruptly] [fly buzzing ends abruptly]
48 00:02:14,297 00:02:16,264 - Yeah, we looked at them. - A little bit. - Yeah, we looked at them. - A little bit.
49 00:02:16,332 00:02:20,635 [bell ringing] [bell ringing]
50 00:02:20,703 00:02:22,537 - Tyler, where's everybody going? - Tyler, where's everybody going?
51 00:02:22,605 00:02:24,573 - To school at the Palm Woods. - To school at the Palm Woods.
52 00:02:33,549 00:02:36,418 All: Good morning, miss Collins. All: Good morning, miss Collins.
53 00:02:36,486 00:02:39,654 - Today, class, we're gonna learn about fractions. - Today, class, we're gonna learn about fractions.
54 00:02:39,722 00:02:41,523 And I thought a fun way to do this And I thought a fun way to do this
55 00:02:41,591 00:02:43,792 Would be if we divided up some... Would be if we divided up some...
56 00:02:43,860 00:02:44,926 Pies. Pies.
57 00:02:44,994 00:02:46,128 All: Ooh. All: Ooh.
58 00:02:46,195 00:02:47,095 - I love fractions. - I love fractions.
59 00:02:47,163 00:02:48,196 - I love pie. - I love pie.
60 00:02:48,264 00:02:49,197 - And after we cut them, - And after we cut them,
61 00:02:49,265 00:02:50,565 I guess we'll have to eat them. I guess we'll have to eat them.
62 00:02:50,633 00:02:52,167 [all cheering] [all cheering]
63 00:02:52,235 00:02:55,103 - I think we're gonna like it here. - I think we're gonna like it here.
64 00:02:55,171 00:02:56,371 - Oh, no. - Oh, no.
65 00:02:56,439 00:02:57,873 You guys aren't going to school here. You guys aren't going to school here.
66 00:02:57,940 00:03:00,175 - Well, what school are we going to? - Well, what school are we going to?
67 00:03:00,243 00:03:01,343 [bell rings] [bell rings]
68 00:03:01,411 00:03:04,312 - Welcome to the School of Rocque. - Welcome to the School of Rocque.
69 00:03:04,380 00:03:05,914 - I don't like this school. - I don't like this school.
70 00:03:05,982 00:03:07,082 - Quiet. - Quiet.
71 00:03:07,150 00:03:08,216 You love it! You love it!
72 00:03:08,284 00:03:09,751 Because by studying here, Because by studying here,
73 00:03:09,819 00:03:11,920 You won't miss out on rehearsal time You won't miss out on rehearsal time
74 00:03:11,988 00:03:13,755 And recording sessions. And recording sessions.
75 00:03:13,823 00:03:15,323 Instead of lunch break, Instead of lunch break,
76 00:03:15,391 00:03:18,260 The School of Rocque has harmony breaks. The School of Rocque has harmony breaks.
77 00:03:18,327 00:03:21,830 And every field trip is to the dance studio down the hall. And every field trip is to the dance studio down the hall.
78 00:03:21,898 00:03:23,999 - And you're our teacher? - And you're our teacher?
79 00:03:24,067 00:03:25,033 - No. - No.
80 00:03:25,101 00:03:26,868 [all cheer] [all cheer]
81 00:03:26,936 00:03:29,604 - Guys, say "Hi" to Mr. Smitty. - Guys, say "Hi" to Mr. Smitty.
82 00:03:29,672 00:03:32,641 - But you all can call me "Mr. Smitty." - But you all can call me "Mr. Smitty."
83 00:03:32,708 00:03:35,610 [adults laugh heartily] [adults laugh heartily]
84 00:03:35,678 00:03:37,012 Thank you so much. Thank you so much.
85 00:03:37,080 00:03:38,413 I can take it from here. I can take it from here.
86 00:03:38,481 00:03:40,582 Okay, then. Oh, excuse me. Okay, then. Oh, excuse me.
87 00:03:40,650 00:03:42,084 First up, First up,
88 00:03:42,151 00:03:44,419 We have probabilities... We have probabilities...
89 00:03:44,487 00:03:48,623 As in the probability that this band will fail As in the probability that this band will fail
90 00:03:48,691 00:03:52,227 Before its first single is ever released. Before its first single is ever released.
91 00:03:52,295 00:03:54,329 - I don't think we're getting pie. - I don't think we're getting pie.
92 00:03:54,397 00:03:56,231 Thud! Thud!
93 00:03:56,299 00:03:58,066 - Mom, I don't need homeschooling. - Mom, I don't need homeschooling.
94 00:03:58,134 00:03:59,768 I can go to the Palm Woods school. I can go to the Palm Woods school.
95 00:03:59,836 00:04:01,903 Tyler says the teacher is really cool. Tyler says the teacher is really cool.
96 00:04:01,971 00:04:03,672 - Hey, I'm cool. - Hey, I'm cool.
97 00:04:03,739 00:04:05,740 And this is a chance for us to spend time together. And this is a chance for us to spend time together.
98 00:04:05,808 00:04:07,275 In the fresh air. In the fresh air.
99 00:04:07,343 00:04:08,610 So... So...
100 00:04:08,678 00:04:10,645 Let's start with math. Let's start with math.
101 00:04:10,713 00:04:12,314 Hmm. Hmm.
102 00:04:12,381 00:04:14,382 Negative integers. Negative integers.
103 00:04:14,450 00:04:19,121 "find the absolute value of 'x' with respect to"... "find the absolute value of 'x' with respect to"...
104 00:04:19,188 00:04:20,555 Let's start with history, Let's start with history,
105 00:04:20,623 00:04:23,758 Where today we'll talk about... Where today we'll talk about...
106 00:04:23,826 00:04:28,463 The Peloponnesian war? The Peloponnesian war?
107 00:04:28,531 00:04:29,865 Hi. Hi.
108 00:04:29,932 00:04:31,900 I understand you have a school at the Palm Woods. I understand you have a school at the Palm Woods.
109 00:04:31,968 00:04:33,502 - Good, then we're done. - Good, then we're done.
110 00:04:33,569 00:04:35,036 - Uh, no. - Uh, no.
111 00:04:35,104 00:04:37,005 What I mean is, I'd like to enroll Katie in the school. What I mean is, I'd like to enroll Katie in the school.
112 00:04:37,073 00:04:39,107 - Does she work in tv? - Does she work in tv?
113 00:04:39,175 00:04:40,509 - S watches tv. - S watches tv.
114 00:04:40,576 00:04:42,677 - In accordance with our A.S.P.A. mandate, - In accordance with our A.S.P.A. mandate,
115 00:04:42,745 00:04:44,045 In order to attend our school, In order to attend our school,
116 00:04:44,113 00:04:46,081 A student must be a member of the union. A student must be a member of the union.
117 00:04:46,149 00:04:47,449 To get into the union, To get into the union,
118 00:04:47,517 00:04:50,085 She'll have to get a job in tv, film, or music. She'll have to get a job in tv, film, or music.
119 00:04:50,153 00:04:52,587 And for that, she'll need... And for that, she'll need...
120 00:04:52,688 00:04:56,424 A talent manager. A talent manager.
121 00:04:56,492 00:04:57,926 Now, Now,
122 00:04:57,994 00:05:00,829 I get 15% of all her earnings. I get 15% of all her earnings.
123 00:05:00,897 00:05:02,197 - 5% or we walk. - 5% or we walk.
124 00:05:02,265 00:05:03,832 - Deal. - Deal.
125 00:05:03,900 00:05:05,333 Here's a list of open casting calls. Here's a list of open casting calls.
126 00:05:05,401 00:05:06,768 If she lands a commercial, If she lands a commercial,
127 00:05:06,836 00:05:08,603 She gets into the school She gets into the school
128 00:05:08,671 00:05:11,706 And daddy gets some walkin'-around money. And daddy gets some walkin'-around money.
129 00:05:14,510 00:05:15,510 Snap! Snap!
130 00:05:15,578 00:05:19,881 -The answer is, "x" equals 9. -The answer is, "x" equals 9.
131 00:05:19,949 00:05:23,752 - You know, I used to be in a boy band once. - You know, I used to be in a boy band once.
132 00:05:23,819 00:05:25,987 Oh, and we thought we had it made. Oh, and we thought we had it made.
133 00:05:26,055 00:05:27,122 Hot songs. Hot songs.
134 00:05:27,190 00:05:28,456 Flying business class. Flying business class.
135 00:05:28,524 00:05:30,759 Drinking milk straight from the carton. Drinking milk straight from the carton.
136 00:05:30,826 00:05:32,460 [exasperated groan] [exasperated groan]
137 00:05:32,528 00:05:34,196 But let me tell you guys But let me tell you guys
138 00:05:34,263 00:05:37,799 That that milk goes sour pretty fast. That that milk goes sour pretty fast.
139 00:05:37,867 00:05:40,268 - I never thought I'd say this, but can we get back to math? - I never thought I'd say this, but can we get back to math?
140 00:05:40,336 00:05:41,636 - Yes, yes. - Yes, yes.
141 00:05:41,704 00:05:46,775 Let's get back to math. Let's get back to math.
142 00:05:46,842 00:05:48,109 So... So...
143 00:05:48,177 00:05:49,511 If four boys are in a band If four boys are in a band
144 00:05:49,579 00:05:50,979 Making $10,000, Making $10,000,
145 00:05:51,047 00:05:53,248 Their manager gets 15%, Their manager gets 15%,
146 00:05:53,316 00:05:56,017 Their record sales plummet 80%, Their record sales plummet 80%,
147 00:05:56,085 00:05:59,120 What part of their dream is crushed? What part of their dream is crushed?
148 00:05:59,188 00:06:00,322 Anyone? Anyone? Anyone? Anyone?
149 00:06:00,389 00:06:01,389 Anyone? Anyone?
150 00:06:01,457 00:06:04,226 All of it! All of it!
151 00:06:04,293 00:06:09,497 Let's turn to page 562 in our textbooks. Let's turn to page 562 in our textbooks.
152 00:06:09,565 00:06:10,999 - What do you guys suppose is going on - What do you guys suppose is going on
153 00:06:11,067 00:06:12,734 At the palm wood school right now? At the palm wood school right now?
154 00:06:17,406 00:06:19,674 - Okay, class, your math homework tonight - Okay, class, your math homework tonight
155 00:06:19,742 00:06:21,343 Is to play video games. Is to play video games.
156 00:06:21,410 00:06:23,378 Girls: What's our English assignment? Girls: What's our English assignment?
157 00:06:23,446 00:06:25,981 - To throw away your textbooks. - To throw away your textbooks.
158 00:06:26,048 00:06:27,549 And if you reach into your desks, And if you reach into your desks,
159 00:06:27,617 00:06:31,453 You'll find today's science project, which is... You'll find today's science project, which is...
160 00:06:31,520 00:06:32,420 Water fight! Water fight!
161 00:06:32,488 00:06:35,390 [cheers and laughter] [cheers and laughter]
162 00:06:38,327 00:06:40,662 - Pay attention - Pay attention
163 00:06:40,730 00:06:42,564 To the board. To the board.
164 00:06:46,502 00:06:47,702 - Did you guys just have - Did you guys just have
165 00:06:47,770 00:06:49,237 The same Palm Woods school fantasy as me? The same Palm Woods school fantasy as me?
166 00:06:49,305 00:06:51,039 - Was the history assignment bungee jumping? - Was the history assignment bungee jumping?
167 00:06:51,107 00:06:52,507 - Close enough. - Close enough.
168 00:06:52,575 00:06:54,576 - We have got to get out of here and into that school. - We have got to get out of here and into that school.
169 00:06:54,644 00:06:55,810 - Follow my lead. - Follow my lead.
170 00:06:55,878 00:06:56,945 - Hey, hey, hey. - Hey, hey, hey.
171 00:06:57,013 00:06:58,179 No talking. No talking.
172 00:06:58,247 00:07:00,348 All eyes on the board. All eyes on the board.
173 00:07:00,416 00:07:01,349 The board! The board!
174 00:07:01,417 00:07:02,450 The board! The board!
175 00:07:02,518 00:07:04,419 - Mr. Smitty, do that again. - Mr. Smitty, do that again.
176 00:07:04,487 00:07:07,289 - What, this? - What, this?
177 00:07:07,356 00:07:09,791 - Did you guys see that? - Mm-Hmm. - Did you guys see that? - Mm-Hmm.
178 00:07:09,859 00:07:11,226 - The passion, the snap, - The passion, the snap,
179 00:07:11,294 00:07:12,694 You can't teach that. You can't teach that.
180 00:07:12,795 00:07:13,962 - Really? - Really?
181 00:07:14,030 00:07:15,630 Well, I have to admit, Well, I have to admit,
182 00:07:15,698 00:07:17,132 I was pretty good. I was pretty good.
183 00:07:17,199 00:07:19,167 - Which is why you can't give up your dream. - Which is why you can't give up your dream.
184 00:07:19,235 00:07:21,870 I mean, sure, you may be too old for a boy band, I mean, sure, you may be too old for a boy band,
185 00:07:21,937 00:07:26,074 But you're perfect for u uh... But you're perfect for u uh...
186 00:07:26,142 00:07:27,309 - A man band! - A man band!
187 00:07:27,376 00:07:28,410 - Uh, yes. - Yeah. - Uh, yes. - Yeah.
188 00:07:28,477 00:07:30,211 - Which are all the rage these days. - Which are all the rage these days.
189 00:07:30,279 00:07:31,212 Right? Right?
190 00:07:31,280 00:07:34,949 - In Germany. - In Germany.
191 00:07:35,017 00:07:36,551 - You got a demo? - You got a demo?
192 00:07:36,619 00:07:37,886 I bet it's hot. Yeah? I bet it's hot. Yeah?
193 00:07:37,953 00:07:38,987 - No, no, no. - No, no, no.
194 00:07:39,055 00:07:40,789 I flung those all into the ocean. I flung those all into the ocean.
195 00:07:40,856 00:07:43,191 - Then we got to record you one right now. - Then we got to record you one right now.
196 00:07:43,259 00:07:45,427 - No, no, no. We couldn't do that. - No, no, no. We couldn't do that.
197 00:07:45,494 00:07:47,028 It was a long time ago. It was a long time ago.
198 00:07:47,096 00:07:51,166 I've put this all behind me. I've put this all behind me.
199 00:07:51,233 00:07:52,667 ♪ it's the only life you got ♪ ♪ it's the only life you got ♪
200 00:07:52,735 00:07:56,004 ♪ so you gotta to live it big time ♪ ♪ so you gotta to live it big time ♪
201 00:07:56,072 00:07:57,172 ♪ rush... ♪ [thud] ♪ rush... ♪ [thud]
202 00:07:57,239 00:08:01,409 [cheers and applause] [cheers and applause]
203 00:08:01,510 00:08:02,644 - That was great. - That was great.
204 00:08:02,712 00:08:04,112 - Oh, so good. So good. - Oh, so good. So good.
205 00:08:04,180 00:08:05,447 - Yes! - Yes!
206 00:08:05,514 00:08:07,682 - They're gonna love you in Germany. - They're gonna love you in Germany.
207 00:08:07,750 00:08:09,050 - Ja voll! [giggles] - Ja voll! [giggles]
208 00:08:09,118 00:08:11,519 - Here's your super hot demo. - Here's your super hot demo.
209 00:08:11,587 00:08:12,620 - Here's your briefcase. - Here's your briefcase.
210 00:08:12,688 00:08:14,422 - Yes! - Yes!
211 00:08:14,490 00:08:16,458 - And here's one travel moose.Net - And here's one travel moose.Net
212 00:08:16,525 00:08:19,427 One-way ticket to Dusseldorf. One-way ticket to Dusseldorf.
213 00:08:19,495 00:08:23,331 - Oh, what can I say, fellas, except... - Oh, what can I say, fellas, except...
214 00:08:23,399 00:08:24,666 Auf wiedersehen? Auf wiedersehen?
215 00:08:24,734 00:08:27,268 [giggles] [giggles]
216 00:08:27,336 00:08:30,138 Hoo! Yeah! Hoo! Yeah!
217 00:08:30,206 00:08:31,573 - Okay. - Okay.
218 00:08:31,640 00:08:33,341 Now to tell Gustavo our teacher bailed, Now to tell Gustavo our teacher bailed,
219 00:08:33,409 00:08:35,110 And we need to go to the Palm Woods school and... And we need to go to the Palm Woods school and...
220 00:08:35,177 00:08:36,244 [all scream] [all scream]
221 00:08:36,312 00:08:38,346 - Oh, of course you can go there. - Oh, of course you can go there.
222 00:08:38,414 00:08:40,315 Now that your teacher is off to Germany, Now that your teacher is off to Germany,
223 00:08:40,383 00:08:42,117 There's really no other option except... There's really no other option except...
224 00:08:42,184 00:08:44,085 Kelly, get them another teacher! Kelly, get them another teacher!
225 00:08:44,153 00:08:49,824 Someone untrickable! Someone untrickable!
226 00:08:49,892 00:08:51,993 - Man, we were so close. - Man, we were so close.
227 00:08:52,061 00:08:53,361 - No, you weren't. - No, you weren't.
228 00:08:58,801 00:09:00,869 - "does a bear poop in the forest? - "does a bear poop in the forest?
229 00:09:00,936 00:09:05,273 It does if it takes poopenusil." It does if it takes poopenusil."
230 00:09:05,341 00:09:06,408 - You know, sweetie, - You know, sweetie,
231 00:09:06,475 00:09:07,776 I think you have a certain quality I think you have a certain quality
232 00:09:07,843 00:09:10,011 That no one else here has. That no one else here has.
233 00:09:16,051 00:09:19,354 - I don't know if she's right for a laxative commercial, - I don't know if she's right for a laxative commercial,
234 00:09:19,422 00:09:20,655 But come back tomorrow. But come back tomorrow.
235 00:09:20,723 00:09:25,326 They want a cute kid for a potato chip spot. They want a cute kid for a potato chip spot.
236 00:09:25,394 00:09:26,628 - Can I fire you? - Can I fire you?
237 00:09:26,695 00:09:28,263 - No, I'm your mother. - No, I'm your mother.
238 00:09:32,234 00:09:33,635 - So... - So...
239 00:09:33,702 00:09:35,703 You didn't like your first teacher? You didn't like your first teacher?
240 00:09:35,771 00:09:37,272 Well, I didn't like him either. Well, I didn't like him either.
241 00:09:37,339 00:09:39,541 The moment he felt the heat, he ran for cover. The moment he felt the heat, he ran for cover.
242 00:09:39,608 00:09:40,608 But me? But me?
243 00:09:40,676 00:09:42,377 I'm battle-tested. I'm battle-tested.
244 00:09:42,445 00:09:43,578 I have a black belt, I have a black belt,
245 00:09:43,646 00:09:47,215 And I'm not afraid to hit you with it. And I'm not afraid to hit you with it.
246 00:09:47,283 00:09:49,551 And there is nothing, And there is nothing,
247 00:09:49,618 00:09:53,621 Nothing you can say or do Nothing you can say or do
248 00:09:53,689 00:09:58,893 To get me to leave. To get me to leave.
249 00:09:58,961 00:10:00,929 - Here's the keys to the Porsche out front. - Here's the keys to the Porsche out front.
250 00:10:00,996 00:10:04,599 Leave now and it's yours. Leave now and it's yours.
251 00:10:04,667 00:10:06,067 - Kelly! - Kelly!
252 00:10:06,135 00:10:07,802 Have you seen the keys to my... Have you seen the keys to my...
253 00:10:07,870 00:10:10,238 [engine revving, tires squealing] [engine revving, tires squealing]
254 00:10:10,306 00:10:14,676 [Gustavo screaming] [Gustavo screaming]
255 00:10:14,743 00:10:16,211 - You know he's not gonna give up. - You know he's not gonna give up.
256 00:10:16,278 00:10:17,612 - Kelly, - Kelly,
257 00:10:17,680 00:10:20,415 A proper education is very important to us, A proper education is very important to us,
258 00:10:20,483 00:10:22,350 And this is a supply closet. And this is a supply closet.
259 00:10:22,418 00:10:24,552 - Attention, students. - Attention, students.
260 00:10:24,620 00:10:26,855 Please report to principal Rocque's office. Please report to principal Rocque's office.
261 00:10:26,922 00:10:29,757 All students to principal Rocque's office. All students to principal Rocque's office.
262 00:10:34,597 00:10:37,065 - Boys, I care about you. - Boys, I care about you.
263 00:10:37,132 00:10:38,533 I do. I do.
264 00:10:38,601 00:10:41,603 - And I would like to tell you a story from my youth. - And I would like to tell you a story from my youth.
265 00:10:41,670 00:10:45,039 My principal was a jerk. My principal was a jerk.
266 00:10:45,107 00:10:48,076 And I vowed that some day And I vowed that some day
267 00:10:48,143 00:10:49,744 I would be a principal; I would be a principal;
268 00:10:49,812 00:10:50,979 A good one... A good one...
269 00:10:51,046 00:10:52,814 Fair, Fair,
270 00:10:52,882 00:10:54,749 Pleasant... Pleasant...
271 00:10:54,817 00:10:56,184 - But you're none of those things. - But you're none of those things.
272 00:10:56,252 00:10:58,720 - Hey! Things don't always work out! - Hey! Things don't always work out!
273 00:10:58,787 00:11:00,054 Bottom line is, Bottom line is,
274 00:11:00,122 00:11:02,390 You boys are staying in the School of Rocque. You boys are staying in the School of Rocque.
275 00:11:02,458 00:11:04,526 End of story. End of story.
276 00:11:04,593 00:11:05,827 - But, Gustavo... - But, Gustavo...
277 00:11:05,895 00:11:06,961 [tapping] [tapping]
278 00:11:07,029 00:11:08,429 Principal Rocque. Principal Rocque.
279 00:11:08,497 00:11:09,531 It's just, It's just,
280 00:11:09,598 00:11:11,065 This school isn't meeting our social This school isn't meeting our social
281 00:11:11,133 00:11:12,467 And educational needs. And educational needs.
282 00:11:12,535 00:11:14,002 We need to go somewhere that actually feels We need to go somewhere that actually feels
283 00:11:14,069 00:11:15,103 Like a real school. Like a real school.
284 00:11:15,170 00:11:16,804 - With girls. - And field trips. - With girls. - And field trips.
285 00:11:16,872 00:11:18,106 - And pie! - And pie!
286 00:11:18,173 00:11:20,975 - You go to my school; you play by my rules. - You go to my school; you play by my rules.
287 00:11:21,043 00:11:24,178 And I will find a teacher that will enforce those rules. And I will find a teacher that will enforce those rules.
288 00:11:24,246 00:11:28,082 A w.W.E. Superstar super teacher! A w.W.E. Superstar super teacher!
289 00:11:28,150 00:11:29,450 - [laughs] - [laughs]
290 00:11:29,518 00:11:30,652 Who are you gonna get? Who are you gonna get?
291 00:11:30,719 00:11:32,587 Chris "the masterpiece" masters? Chris "the masterpiece" masters?
292 00:11:32,655 00:11:34,759 [laughs] [laughs]
293 00:11:37,826 00:11:42,230 - [screaming] - [screaming]
294 00:11:42,298 00:11:44,232 - I did not see this coming. - I did not see this coming.
295 00:11:52,528 00:11:55,263 - Okay, class, let's get started. - Okay, class, let's get started.
296 00:11:55,331 00:11:56,664 - Is that really Chris masters? - Is that really Chris masters?
297 00:11:56,732 00:11:58,566 - That's right. - That's right.
298 00:11:58,634 00:12:00,301 W.W.E. Champion W.W.E. Champion
299 00:12:00,369 00:12:02,504 And the only certified A.S.P.A. Teacher And the only certified A.S.P.A. Teacher
300 00:12:02,571 00:12:04,506 Trained to use the master lock. Trained to use the master lock.
301 00:12:04,573 00:12:05,773 - That's right. - That's right.
302 00:12:05,841 00:12:07,609 And I believe that the key to a sound mind And I believe that the key to a sound mind
303 00:12:07,676 00:12:08,943 Is a healthy body. Is a healthy body.
304 00:12:09,044 00:12:10,979 So throw your books away. So throw your books away.
305 00:12:11,046 00:12:13,681 Throw your books away. Throw your books away.
306 00:12:13,749 00:12:14,916 All right. All right.
307 00:12:14,984 00:12:15,984 Now I want you guys to lift your desks. Now I want you guys to lift your desks.
308 00:12:16,051 00:12:17,051 - Excuse me? - Excuse me?
309 00:12:17,119 00:12:19,954 - Lift your desks! - Lift your desks!
310 00:12:20,022 00:12:21,856 Now give me 500 desk presses! Now give me 500 desk presses!
311 00:12:21,924 00:12:22,857 Count them out! Count them out!
312 00:12:22,925 00:12:23,958 All: [grunting] All: [grunting]
313 00:12:24,026 00:12:25,026 One... One...
314 00:12:25,094 00:12:26,161 Two... - Up! Two... - Up!
315 00:12:26,228 00:12:27,195 All: Three... - Up! All: Three... - Up!
316 00:12:27,263 00:12:29,664 All: Four... [screaming] All: Four... [screaming]
317 00:12:36,705 00:12:38,907 - I can't take another day at the School of Rocque. - I can't take another day at the School of Rocque.
318 00:12:38,974 00:12:40,675 - I can't move my arms. - I can't move my arms.
319 00:12:40,743 00:12:42,043 - Hey, guys! High five! - Hey, guys! High five!
320 00:12:42,111 00:12:43,711 [all moan] [all moan]
321 00:12:43,779 00:12:45,947 - Tyler, what are you so excited about? - Tyler, what are you so excited about?
322 00:12:46,015 00:12:51,553 - Miss Collins says we're having class outside today! - Miss Collins says we're having class outside today!
323 00:12:51,620 00:12:53,888 All: Class outside... All: Class outside...
324 00:12:56,525 00:12:58,760 - All right, class, it's time for geography, - All right, class, it's time for geography,
325 00:12:58,827 00:13:01,529 And you know what that means. And you know what that means.
326 00:13:01,597 00:13:03,131 Have fun! Have fun!
327 00:13:03,199 00:13:06,067 [all cheering] [all cheering]
328 00:13:15,277 00:13:16,778 Girls: Come o Girls: Come o
329 00:13:16,845 00:13:18,613 Come on! Come on!
330 00:13:18,681 00:13:20,748 Co on! Co on!
331 00:13:20,816 00:13:22,283 - Come on! - Come on!
332 00:13:22,351 00:13:24,152 You're gonna be late for school. You're gonna be late for school.
333 00:13:24,220 00:13:26,020 - Mine had globe beach balls. - Mine had globe beach balls.
334 00:13:26,088 00:13:27,488 - Mine had pool pie. - Mine had pool pie.
335 00:13:27,556 00:13:29,324 - Mine had a low student-teacher ratio. - Mine had a low student-teacher ratio.
336 00:13:29,391 00:13:32,393 - But how are we gonna get rid of Mr. Masterpiece? - But how are we gonna get rid of Mr. Masterpiece?
337 00:13:32,461 00:13:34,929 - My mom packed us corn chowder for lunch today, right? - My mom packed us corn chowder for lunch today, right?
338 00:13:38,867 00:13:39,834 - Katie Knight? - Katie Knight?
339 00:13:39,902 00:13:42,937 Katie Knight is next. Katie Knight is next.
340 00:13:43,005 00:13:45,540 - We are going to get you into that Palm Woods school today. - We are going to get you into that Palm Woods school today.
341 00:13:45,608 00:13:47,308 So just go and be yourself. So just go and be yourself.
342 00:13:47,376 00:13:48,543 No, wait! Don't be yourself. No, wait! Don't be yourself.
343 00:13:48,611 00:13:51,212 Be an angel who listens and is polite. Be an angel who listens and is polite.
344 00:13:53,882 00:13:54,983 - Okay, Katie, - Okay, Katie,
345 00:13:55,050 00:13:56,251 Hold up the bag of chips; Hold up the bag of chips;
346 00:13:56,318 00:13:58,853 Look into the camera. Look into the camera.
347 00:13:58,921 00:14:01,322 - When you hear the crunch, it's a chip. - When you hear the crunch, it's a chip.
348 00:14:01,390 00:14:05,326 But when you smell the crunch, it's o'chippigans. But when you smell the crunch, it's o'chippigans.
349 00:14:05,394 00:14:08,796 And when you smell garbage, it's this commercial. And when you smell garbage, it's this commercial.
350 00:14:08,864 00:14:10,164 - Excuse me? - Excuse me?
351 00:14:10,232 00:14:11,633 - This stuff is nothing but a heart attack - This stuff is nothing but a heart attack
352 00:14:11,700 00:14:13,101 That goes good with dip. That goes good with dip.
353 00:14:13,168 00:14:15,270 I'd be better off stepping in front of a bus... I'd be better off stepping in front of a bus...
354 00:14:15,337 00:14:18,139 Of lard. Of lard.
355 00:14:18,240 00:14:21,376 - Katie! - Katie!
356 00:14:21,443 00:14:23,845 - Now let me jot down something - Now let me jot down something
357 00:14:23,912 00:14:26,047 On how fitness and body oil On how fitness and body oil
358 00:14:26,115 00:14:28,349 Helps build a strong immune system. Helps build a strong immune system.
359 00:14:40,429 00:14:43,164 - [retching] - [retching]
360 00:14:43,232 00:14:44,666 - Whoa. Whoa. - Whoa. Whoa.
361 00:14:44,733 00:14:45,733 Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa.
362 00:14:45,801 00:14:48,069 - Awesome: Chunky vomit! - Awesome: Chunky vomit!
363 00:14:48,137 00:14:49,837 - Hey, don't touch that. - Hey, don't touch that.
364 00:14:49,905 00:14:51,239 Don't touch that. Don't touch that.
365 00:14:51,307 00:14:53,574 Germs! Germs!
366 00:14:53,642 00:14:56,277 - Oh, good! - No. - Oh, good! - No.
367 00:14:56,345 00:14:59,213 [all laughing and shouting indistinctly] [all laughing and shouting indistinctly]
368 00:14:59,281 00:15:01,382 - [screams] - [screams]
369 00:15:05,554 00:15:07,989 - Those kids are animals! - Those kids are animals!
370 00:15:14,730 00:15:16,264 Thud! Thud!
371 00:15:16,332 00:15:19,434 - The A.S.P.A. Official school registry? - The A.S.P.A. Official school registry?
372 00:15:19,501 00:15:23,004 - And it's filled with every A.S.P.A.-Licensed teacher - And it's filled with every A.S.P.A.-Licensed teacher
373 00:15:23,072 00:15:26,274 That I can and will call. That I can and will call.
374 00:15:26,342 00:15:27,709 Every time you chase one off, Every time you chase one off,
375 00:15:27,776 00:15:31,546 I have 10,000 waiting in the wings. I have 10,000 waiting in the wings.
376 00:15:31,613 00:15:33,247 - Whoa! Thud! - Whoa! Thud!
377 00:15:33,315 00:15:35,516 - It's a big book, guys. - It's a big book, guys.
378 00:15:35,584 00:15:37,485 Your next teacher will be here in 30 minutes. Your next teacher will be here in 30 minutes.
379 00:15:37,553 00:15:40,822 - You play by my rules. - You play by my rules.
380 00:15:40,889 00:15:42,156 I win! I win!
381 00:15:42,224 00:15:44,759 I'm going to laugh and leave victorious now. I'm going to laugh and leave victorious now.
382 00:15:44,827 00:15:47,995 [laughs maniacally] [laughs maniacally]
383 00:15:53,302 00:15:55,803 - Well, I guess we can kiss the Palm Woods school good-bye. - Well, I guess we can kiss the Palm Woods school good-bye.
384 00:15:55,871 00:15:57,038 - Maybe not. - Maybe not.
385 00:15:57,106 00:15:58,606 This isn't just a list of teachers. This isn't just a list of teachers.
386 00:15:58,674 00:16:01,609 It also has the rules every A.S.P.A. School needs to follow. It also has the rules every A.S.P.A. School needs to follow.
387 00:16:01,677 00:16:05,079 - I smell brain. - I smell brain.
388 00:16:05,147 00:16:07,582 - Okay, according to this, we're entitled to hot lunches, - Okay, according to this, we're entitled to hot lunches,
389 00:16:07,649 00:16:10,284 Outdoor breaks, and interscholastic sports programs. Outdoor breaks, and interscholastic sports programs.
390 00:16:10,352 00:16:11,486 - We didn't get any of that. - We didn't get any of that.
391 00:16:11,553 00:16:12,787 - Exactly. - Exactly.
392 00:16:12,855 00:16:15,022 So if Gustavo wants to have a school here... So if Gustavo wants to have a school here...
393 00:16:15,090 00:16:17,091 - He's got to play by these rules. - He's got to play by these rules.
394 00:16:17,159 00:16:18,326 - I smell plan. - I smell plan.
395 00:16:22,398 00:16:23,564 - Kelly! - Kelly!
396 00:16:23,632 00:16:25,700 Which tie makes me look more principally? Which tie makes me look more principally?
397 00:16:25,768 00:16:27,201 - The ugly one. - The ugly one.
398 00:16:37,246 00:16:38,479 - Oh, hey, principal Rocque. - Oh, hey, principal Rocque.
399 00:16:43,752 00:16:44,685 - Hey! - Hey!
400 00:16:44,753 00:16:46,020 I hope there's a good reason I hope there's a good reason
401 00:16:46,088 00:16:49,123 My control room is filled with your sweaty socks! My control room is filled with your sweaty socks!
402 00:16:49,191 00:16:52,193 - Well, A.S.P.A. Rule 209 - Well, A.S.P.A. Rule 209
403 00:16:52,261 00:16:54,896 States that all students must have adequate storage States that all students must have adequate storage
404 00:16:54,963 00:16:56,397 For personal belongings. For personal belongings.
405 00:16:56,465 00:16:59,567 - Which the School of Rocque hasn't provided. - Which the School of Rocque hasn't provided.
406 00:16:59,635 00:17:01,102 - Oh, I don't like the sound of this. - Oh, I don't like the sound of this.
407 00:17:14,750 00:17:15,917 - Hey! - Hey!
408 00:17:15,984 00:17:18,453 That shelf is for my awards! That shelf is for my awards!
409 00:17:18,520 00:17:19,921 - You wouldn't want to be in violation - You wouldn't want to be in violation
410 00:17:19,988 00:17:22,089 Of A.S.P.A. Rules, would you? Of A.S.P.A. Rules, would you?
411 00:17:22,157 00:17:26,427 - You could lose your business. - You could lose your business.
412 00:17:26,495 00:17:28,729 - They're right. - They're right.
413 00:17:28,797 00:17:31,332 - Find a place for the dogs to keep their smelly stuff, - Find a place for the dogs to keep their smelly stuff,
414 00:17:31,400 00:17:34,168 Which is not in my office! Which is not in my office!
415 00:17:34,236 00:17:36,070 And where's your teacher? And where's your teacher?
416 00:17:36,138 00:17:38,005 - Yeah, we told him A.S.P.A. Ensures teachers - Yeah, we told him A.S.P.A. Ensures teachers
417 00:17:38,073 00:17:39,273 Five paid sick days Five paid sick days
418 00:17:39,341 00:17:40,908 And two personal days a year. And two personal days a year.
419 00:17:40,976 00:17:45,246 - Whoo-hoo! - Whoo-hoo!
420 00:17:45,347 00:17:47,615 So long, suckers! So long, suckers!
421 00:17:47,683 00:17:49,584 [laughs] [laughs]
422 00:17:49,651 00:17:51,319 - Sounds like a personal day to me. - Sounds like a personal day to me.
423 00:17:51,386 00:17:53,154 - [whimpers] - [whimpers]
424 00:17:56,091 00:17:57,558 - "all laundry detergents fight stains. - "all laundry detergents fight stains.
425 00:17:57,626 00:17:59,927 But for suds-o, it's personal." But for suds-o, it's personal."
426 00:17:59,995 00:18:00,895 I'm not saying this. I'm not saying this.
427 00:18:00,963 00:18:02,330 - Say it. - Say it.
428 00:18:02,397 00:18:05,266 We need to get you into the Palm Woods school. We need to get you into the Palm Woods school.
429 00:18:05,334 00:18:06,868 - Why would they cast her? - Why would they cast her?
430 00:18:06,935 00:18:09,270 She couldn't sell bacon to a dog. She couldn't sell bacon to a dog.
431 00:18:09,338 00:18:11,072 - What if I kick your bacon? - What if I kick your bacon?
432 00:18:11,139 00:18:13,541 - Don't stoop to his level, honey. - Don't stoop to his level, honey.
433 00:18:13,609 00:18:14,709 Kids. Kids.
434 00:18:14,776 00:18:17,111 - Well, I think she's just adorable, - Well, I think she's just adorable,
435 00:18:17,179 00:18:18,446 The way she thinks she has a chance The way she thinks she has a chance
436 00:18:18,514 00:18:20,748 Against my Elliot. Against my Elliot.
437 00:18:20,816 00:18:24,285 I mean, look at her. I mean, look at her.
438 00:18:24,353 00:18:25,753 - Oh, it's on! - Oh, it's on!
439 00:18:25,821 00:18:28,623 - [growls] - [growls]
440 00:18:28,690 00:18:30,324 - Your mom is a freak! - Your mom is a freak!
441 00:18:30,392 00:18:32,159 - [grunts] - [grunts]
442 00:18:32,227 00:18:33,694 Pile driver! Pile driver!
443 00:18:33,762 00:18:35,096 Thud! Thud!
444 00:18:35,163 00:18:37,365 [all grunting] [all grunting]
445 00:18:37,432 00:18:39,200 Take it back! - Uncle! Take it back! - Uncle!
446 00:18:39,268 00:18:41,102 - Okay, next up is Katie Knight. - Okay, next up is Katie Knight.
447 00:18:41,169 00:18:44,071 Katie? Katie?
448 00:18:44,139 00:18:46,340 [grunting stops abruptly] [grunting stops abruptly]
449 00:18:46,408 00:18:49,377 - She's not getting the part, is she? - She's not getting the part, is she?
450 00:18:51,113 00:18:52,380 - Keep looking! - Keep looking!
451 00:18:52,447 00:18:53,414 There's got to be something in this book There's got to be something in this book
452 00:18:53,482 00:18:54,715 That will make me win. That will make me win.
453 00:18:54,783 00:18:56,083 - I'm reading through it for the fourth time! - I'm reading through it for the fourth time!
454 00:18:56,151 00:18:57,451 - Read harder! - Read harder!
455 00:18:57,519 00:18:59,186 - Just let them go to school at the Palm Woods. - Just let them go to school at the Palm Woods.
456 00:18:59,254 00:19:01,022 - The day I let them beat me is the day I... - The day I let them beat me is the day I...
457 00:19:01,089 00:19:02,056 Is that a goat? Is that a goat?
458 00:19:02,124 00:19:03,558 - [bleats] - [bleats]
459 00:19:03,625 00:19:04,825 [bleating continues] [bleating continues]
460 00:19:04,893 00:19:06,894 - Every A.S.P.A. School - Every A.S.P.A. School
461 00:19:06,962 00:19:10,598 Has the right to a school mascot. Has the right to a school mascot.
462 00:19:10,666 00:19:14,936 [basketball horn blows] [basketball horn blows]
463 00:19:15,003 00:19:17,605 - You are familiar with A.S.P.A.'s stance - You are familiar with A.S.P.A.'s stance
464 00:19:17,673 00:19:19,440 On interscholastic athletics, right? On interscholastic athletics, right?
465 00:19:19,508 00:19:20,441 - Huh? - Huh?
466 00:19:20,509 00:19:21,742 - Did you see our goat? - Did you see our goat?
467 00:19:21,810 00:19:22,910 - [bleats] - [bleats]
468 00:19:22,978 00:19:24,145 We call him Gus. We call him Gus.
469 00:19:24,212 00:19:25,246 Gus Tavo. Gus Tavo.
470 00:19:25,314 00:19:26,213 Get it? Get it?
471 00:19:26,315 00:19:28,015 [buzzing] [buzzing]
472 00:19:28,083 00:19:29,483 Crowd: Win, tigers, win! Crowd: Win, tigers, win!
473 00:19:29,551 00:19:31,285 Win, tigers, win! Win, tigers, win!
474 00:19:31,353 00:19:32,787 Win, tigers, win! Win, tigers, win!
475 00:19:32,854 00:19:34,655 Win, tigers, win! Win, tigers, win!
476 00:19:34,723 00:19:36,691 Win, tigers, win! Win, tigers, win!
477 00:19:36,758 00:19:38,459 Win, tigers, win! Win, tigers, win!
478 00:19:38,527 00:19:40,161 Win, tigers, win! - [bleats] Win, tigers, win! - [bleats]
479 00:19:40,228 00:19:42,363 Win, tigers, win! Win, tigers, win!
480 00:19:42,431 00:19:45,566 - We're playing the cast of hopeless housewives. - We're playing the cast of hopeless housewives.
481 00:19:45,634 00:19:47,401 - Oh, don't be fooled by the score. - Oh, don't be fooled by the score.
482 00:19:47,469 00:19:48,302 We're playing great. We're playing great.
483 00:19:48,370 00:19:49,837 - [whistle blows] - [whistle blows]
484 00:19:49,905 00:19:51,072 - [yelps] - [yelps]
485 00:19:51,139 00:19:53,741 [cheers and applause] [cheers and applause]
486 00:19:53,809 00:19:55,009 - Go, goats! - Go, goats!
487 00:19:55,077 00:19:56,243 Whoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo!
488 00:19:56,311 00:19:57,578 - Hey! - Hey!
489 00:19:57,646 00:20:01,248 - Hey, if you can't beat them, join them. - Hey, if you can't beat them, join them.
490 00:20:01,316 00:20:03,551 [whistle blows] [whistle blows]
491 00:20:03,619 00:20:04,819 - Get out of my studio! - Get out of my studio!
492 00:20:04,886 00:20:05,853 Get out! Come on! Get out! Come on!
493 00:20:05,921 00:20:08,723 Get out... - oh, I'm in. Get out... - oh, I'm in.
494 00:20:08,790 00:20:10,391 - [screams] - [screams]
495 00:20:10,459 00:20:12,026 [scuffling] [scuffling]
496 00:20:12,094 00:20:13,661 - Come on, come on. - Come on, come on.
497 00:20:13,729 00:20:15,396 - Oh, James! James! - Oh, James! James!
498 00:20:15,464 00:20:17,898 [indistinct cheering] [indistinct cheering]
499 00:20:17,966 00:20:19,200 [buzzer] [buzzer]
500 00:20:19,267 00:20:21,102 [loud percussive crash] [loud percussive crash]
501 00:20:21,169 00:20:23,504 - [screams] - [screams]
502 00:20:23,572 00:20:28,275 [cheers and applause] [cheers and applause]
503 00:20:28,377 00:20:30,144 - Sorry, Gustavo. - Sorry, Gustavo.
504 00:20:30,212 00:20:32,113 We'll get 'em next time. We'll get 'em next time.
505 00:20:32,180 00:20:33,514 - Principal's office. - Principal's office.
506 00:20:33,582 00:20:34,915 Now! Now!
507 00:20:37,319 00:20:39,553 I am the principal of the school. I am the principal of the school.
508 00:20:39,621 00:20:41,589 And I do not give in to demands And I do not give in to demands
509 00:20:41,657 00:20:45,993 And hooliganistic tactics don't scare me. And hooliganistic tactics don't scare me.
510 00:20:46,094 00:20:47,261 Sabotage? Sabotage?
511 00:20:47,329 00:20:49,196 Shmoobotage. Shmoobotage.
512 00:20:49,264 00:20:50,197 You You
513 00:20:50,265 00:20:51,332 Cannot Cannot
514 00:20:51,400 00:20:53,601 Beat me! Beat me!
515 00:20:53,669 00:20:56,303 Now, what you've done here can not Now, what you've done here can not
516 00:20:56,371 00:20:58,806 And will not go unpunished. And will not go unpunished.
517 00:20:58,874 00:21:01,542 Which is why I hereby Which is why I hereby
518 00:21:01,610 00:21:03,177 Expel you! Expel you!
519 00:21:03,245 00:21:04,512 - What? - What?
520 00:21:04,579 00:21:05,479 What does that mean? What does that mean?
521 00:21:05,547 00:21:07,014 - It means... - It means...
522 00:21:07,082 00:21:10,518 You are hereby kicked out of the School of Rocque! You are hereby kicked out of the School of Rocque!
523 00:21:10,585 00:21:13,621 Now get out. Now get out.
524 00:21:13,689 00:21:14,822 Go on. Go on.
525 00:21:14,890 00:21:16,223 - I guess... [clears throat] - I guess... [clears throat]
526 00:21:16,291 00:21:18,726 - Move it! - Move it!
527 00:21:18,794 00:21:21,362 [groans] [groans]
528 00:21:21,430 00:21:22,863 It wasn't easy, It wasn't easy,
529 00:21:22,931 00:21:24,765 But they needed to be disciplined. But they needed to be disciplined.
530 00:21:24,833 00:21:26,267 - So from now on, I'll pick the guys up - So from now on, I'll pick the guys up
531 00:21:26,334 00:21:27,334 From the Palm Woods school From the Palm Woods school
532 00:21:27,402 00:21:28,936 And bring them here by 12:30. And bring them here by 12:30.
533 00:21:29,004 00:21:30,237 - Yep. - Yep.
534 00:21:30,305 00:21:33,441 [guys hooting and hollering] [guys hooting and hollering]
535 00:21:36,078 00:21:37,445 - Kids don't always get along, - Kids don't always get along,
536 00:21:37,512 00:21:39,013 But they do always get dirty. But they do always get dirty.
537 00:21:39,081 00:21:41,415 So if yours are mud-magnets like mine, So if yours are mud-magnets like mine,
538 00:21:41,483 00:21:43,918 Be sure to use suds-o laundry detergent. Be sure to use suds-o laundry detergent.
539 00:21:43,985 00:21:48,622 The only detergent that knocks out stains. The only detergent that knocks out stains.
540 00:21:48,690 00:21:49,757 - Nice job. - Nice job.
541 00:21:49,825 00:21:53,427 - I am loving this town. - I am loving this town.
542 00:21:53,495 00:21:55,396 - So am I. - So am I.
543 00:22:00,535 00:22:01,602 - Okay. - Okay.
544 00:22:01,670 00:22:06,373 Time to do school, Palm Woods style. Time to do school, Palm Woods style.
545 00:22:06,441 00:22:10,144 - Hello, ladies. - Hello, ladies.
546 00:22:10,212 00:22:12,480 - Okay, class, let's start with science. - Okay, class, let's start with science.
547 00:22:12,547 00:22:15,683 Where we're gonna talk about water displacement. Where we're gonna talk about water displacement.
548 00:22:15,751 00:22:18,586 [guys all screaming and shouting] [guys all screaming and shouting]
549 00:22:24,259 00:22:28,095 [shouting continues] [shouting continues]
550 00:22:36,138 00:22:37,872 - This school was much more fun in our fantasies, - This school was much more fun in our fantasies,
551 00:22:37,939 00:22:38,806 Wasn't it? Wasn't it?
552 00:22:38,907 00:22:40,875 All: Yep. All: Yep.
553 00:22:42,133 00:22:44,933 Sync and correct by dr.jackson www.addic7ed.com Sync and correct by dr.jackson www.addic7ed.com