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1 00:01:39,850 00:01:42,820 Oh, my goodness. Oh! Oh, my goodness. Oh!
2 00:01:42,894 00:01:45,022 - Ah, good one, Ziggy. - That was... - Ah, good one, Ziggy. - That was...
3 00:01:45,105 00:01:46,948 - Yeah. Work it out. - Oh, my. Go, go, go! - Yeah. Work it out. - Oh, my. Go, go, go!
4 00:01:47,024 00:01:48,571 - Work it out, sister. - Yes. - Work it out, sister. - Yes.
5 00:01:48,692 00:01:50,945 Oh, my gosh. Karate star. Oh, my gosh. Karate star.
6 00:02:59,096 00:03:00,188 What? What?
7 00:03:07,437 00:03:10,281 I should have never googled him, or stirred you up like that. I should have never googled him, or stirred you up like that.
8 00:03:10,357 00:03:12,985 This is my problem in life, I can never let dead dogs lie. This is my problem in life, I can never let dead dogs lie.
9 00:03:13,110 00:03:16,114 Well, but that's the problem, he's not dead. Well, but that's the problem, he's not dead.
10 00:03:16,780 00:03:19,249 For all we know, he's out there right now assaulting women. For all we know, he's out there right now assaulting women.
11 00:03:19,324 00:03:22,874 Can I ask you, when you went on this little road trip, Can I ask you, when you went on this little road trip,
12 00:03:22,953 00:03:24,296 did you take your gun? did you take your gun?
13 00:03:26,957 00:03:27,958 No. No.
14 00:03:28,041 00:03:30,135 - You don't sound sure. - I didn't take my gun. - You don't sound sure. - I didn't take my gun.
15 00:03:30,210 00:03:33,840 And had this Saxon Baker been the guy, what would you have done? And had this Saxon Baker been the guy, what would you have done?
16 00:03:33,964 00:03:35,887 Were there others? Were there others?
17 00:03:35,966 00:03:38,515 Other Saxons in your Internet search? Other Saxons in your Internet search?
18 00:03:39,177 00:03:42,101 Listen, you moved to Monterey to start over. To build a future. Listen, you moved to Monterey to start over. To build a future.
19 00:03:42,180 00:03:45,059 I suggest you focus on that. Not the past. I suggest you focus on that. Not the past.
20 00:03:58,155 00:03:59,998 You're gonna kill me. You're gonna kill me.
21 00:04:01,575 00:04:03,828 I have to go to Phoenix tomorrow morning. I have to go to Phoenix tomorrow morning.
22 00:04:05,495 00:04:07,668 I'll be back Thursday night. I'll be back Thursday night.
23 00:04:09,583 00:04:12,382 But it's the play and it's opening night. But it's the play and it's opening night.
24 00:04:16,381 00:04:19,351 Well, well. I'll see it when I get back. Well, well. I'll see it when I get back.
25 00:04:21,845 00:04:24,223 It's opening night. It's opening night.
26 00:04:24,347 00:04:30,104 Madeline's gonna be so disappointed. It's a whole big thing. Madeline's gonna be so disappointed. It's a whole big thing.
27 00:04:30,187 00:04:32,315 I don't want you going to the premiere either. I don't want you going to the premiere either.
28 00:04:32,397 00:04:33,523 What? What?
29 00:04:34,357 00:04:36,280 Come to Phoenix with me. Come to Phoenix with me.
30 00:04:37,360 00:04:38,407 Baby, I can't... Baby, I can't...
31 00:04:38,528 00:04:42,453 Look I know "Come to Phoenix with me" isn't the most romantic thing you've ever heard, Look I know "Come to Phoenix with me" isn't the most romantic thing you've ever heard,
32 00:04:42,532 00:04:44,534 but we can... but we can...
33 00:04:44,618 00:04:46,495 We can sneak off to Sedona, for a night... We can sneak off to Sedona, for a night...
34 00:04:46,578 00:04:49,127 - No, I can't do that. - Why? - No, I can't do that. - Why?
35 00:04:49,206 00:04:52,506 Because she will never speak to me again. It's a big thing for her. Because she will never speak to me again. It's a big thing for her.
36 00:04:52,584 00:04:55,133 - Madeline's beginning to piss me off. - Oh... - Madeline's beginning to piss me off. - Oh...
37 00:04:57,214 00:05:01,014 How often do we get a chance to sneak away, just the two of us? How often do we get a chance to sneak away, just the two of us?
38 00:05:01,092 00:05:03,561 - Look what you're doing! Look at it... - What, what? - Look what you're doing! Look at it... - What, what?
39 00:05:04,471 00:05:09,068 You're the one who suddenly has to leave, and I am the one who disappoints... You're the one who suddenly has to leave, and I am the one who disappoints...
40 00:05:10,393 00:05:12,270 I'm just trying to be romantic. I'm just trying to be romantic.
41 00:05:15,148 00:05:17,025 Just a little romantic here. Just a little romantic here.
42 00:05:17,108 00:05:18,576 - Mom! - Mmm. - Mom! - Mmm.
43 00:05:25,283 00:05:26,330 I don't want to... I don't want to...
44 00:05:26,409 00:05:28,582 Divorced people are not supposed to be friends. Divorced people are not supposed to be friends.
45 00:05:28,662 00:05:31,085 Supposed to be civil or have dinner together, and... Supposed to be civil or have dinner together, and...
46 00:05:32,457 00:05:36,007 You know, it's okay for things to be ugly sometimes. You know, it's okay for things to be ugly sometimes.
47 00:05:36,086 00:05:37,963 That's like life. That's like life.
48 00:05:38,088 00:05:42,343 Got it, life can be ugly. I'll make a note of that. Thank you. Got it, life can be ugly. I'll make a note of that. Thank you.
49 00:05:43,468 00:05:45,721 What are you doing? What are you doing?
50 00:05:45,804 00:05:48,899 Oh, just puttering around in the garden, honey. Oh, just puttering around in the garden, honey.
51 00:05:48,974 00:05:51,648 Trying to help things grow and evolve. Trying to help things grow and evolve.
52 00:05:53,687 00:05:59,365 Hey, what have you been doing all day behind your closed door there, locked away? Hey, what have you been doing all day behind your closed door there, locked away?
53 00:05:59,442 00:06:00,568 Working on your secret project? Working on your secret project?
54 00:06:00,652 00:06:02,905 Yeah, well, it won't be a secret for much longer. Yeah, well, it won't be a secret for much longer.
55 00:06:02,988 00:06:06,162 - My official unveiling is on Wednesday. - Wow. - My official unveiling is on Wednesday. - Wow.
56 00:06:06,491 00:06:08,118 You've been working really hard on this. You've been working really hard on this.
57 00:06:08,201 00:06:10,420 Well, colleges look for passion projects now, you know. Well, colleges look for passion projects now, you know.
58 00:06:10,495 00:06:14,045 It's not just about, like, your GPA, and being captain of volleyball. It's not just about, like, your GPA, and being captain of volleyball.
59 00:06:14,124 00:06:15,341 Finally. Finally.
60 00:06:15,458 00:06:16,505 Yeah. Yeah.
61 00:06:19,963 00:06:23,012 I wanted to say, thank you for having the dinner on Tuesday. I wanted to say, thank you for having the dinner on Tuesday.
62 00:06:23,633 00:06:26,682 I know you and Mom really don't get along, or necessarily want to, I know you and Mom really don't get along, or necessarily want to,
63 00:06:27,679 00:06:31,149 but the idea that we could all be together sometimes like we used to, but the idea that we could all be together sometimes like we used to,
64 00:06:32,392 00:06:33,644 it's kind of cool. it's kind of cool.
65 00:06:42,193 00:06:44,366 - Good night. - Good night, sweetie. - Good night. - Good night, sweetie.
66 00:06:55,916 00:06:57,964 Don't. Just cut. Don't. Just cut.
67 00:06:58,043 00:07:00,967 I feel like I just opened up a giant can of violent worms. I feel like I just opened up a giant can of violent worms.
68 00:07:01,046 00:07:02,093 So how did you leave it with her? So how did you leave it with her?
69 00:07:02,172 00:07:03,515 Well, I tried to diffuse her. Well, I tried to diffuse her.
70 00:07:03,590 00:07:05,467 Imagine me, playing the role of diffuser. Imagine me, playing the role of diffuser.
71 00:07:05,550 00:07:07,894 I should just stay out of other people's lives. I should just stay out of other people's lives.
72 00:07:08,929 00:07:09,976 I'll talk to her. I'll talk to her.
73 00:07:10,055 00:07:11,477 What could you possibly say? What could you possibly say?
74 00:07:11,556 00:07:12,603 Excuse me? Excuse me?
75 00:07:12,682 00:07:14,400 Well, I mean, she can hardly relate to my life. Well, I mean, she can hardly relate to my life.
76 00:07:14,517 00:07:16,235 What on Earth is she gonna do to identify with yours? What on Earth is she gonna do to identify with yours?
77 00:07:16,353 00:07:18,355 Which is just a tick north of perfect. Which is just a tick north of perfect.
78 00:07:18,521 00:07:21,115 My life isn't perfect, Madeline. My life isn't perfect, Madeline.
79 00:07:21,191 00:07:23,364 Bad things have happened to me. Bad things have happened to me.
80 00:07:23,443 00:07:25,821 I do understand the concept. I do understand the concept.
81 00:07:25,904 00:07:28,157 I'm sorry, I've offended you. I can hear it in your voice. I'm sorry, I've offended you. I can hear it in your voice.
82 00:07:28,239 00:07:29,331 Just tell me to go fuck myself. Just tell me to go fuck myself.
83 00:07:29,407 00:07:31,956 No, I'm not gonna do that. No, I'm not gonna do that.
84 00:07:33,870 00:07:37,090 - I just don't think she's a dangerous person. - Really? - I just don't think she's a dangerous person. - Really?
85 00:07:37,207 00:07:39,050 I'm starting to get a little bit worried. I'm starting to get a little bit worried.
86 00:07:40,710 00:07:41,962 I'm gonna have to call you back. I'm gonna have to call you back.
87 00:07:42,045 00:07:43,217 Is Perry there? Is Perry there?
88 00:07:44,547 00:07:46,766 Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello?
89 00:07:46,883 00:07:49,056 I'm just gonna have to call you back, all right? I'm just gonna have to call you back, all right?
90 00:07:49,135 00:07:50,933 Okay. Good night, honey. Okay. Good night, honey.
91 00:07:51,054 00:07:52,101 Okay. Okay.
92 00:07:55,976 00:07:59,606 Tell me, baby. What bad things have happened to you? Tell me, baby. What bad things have happened to you?
93 00:08:20,959 00:08:22,882 All right, put it away, babe. We're pulling up. All right, put it away, babe. We're pulling up.
94 00:08:22,961 00:08:24,554 Wait, my favorite part. Wait, my favorite part.
95 00:08:24,629 00:08:26,802 Ziggy, you can watch it when you get home from school. Ziggy, you can watch it when you get home from school.
96 00:08:26,923 00:08:28,516 - Put it away. - Here it is. - Put it away. - Here it is.
97 00:08:31,594 00:08:32,641 - Hey. - Hi. - Hey. - Hi.
98 00:08:32,762 00:08:34,184 Can you come see me? Can you come see me?
99 00:08:34,264 00:08:35,311 Yeah. Yeah.
100 00:08:35,598 00:08:40,274 There is evidently a petition circulating, There is evidently a petition circulating,
101 00:08:40,353 00:08:43,277 calling for Ziggy's suspension. calling for Ziggy's suspension.
102 00:08:43,356 00:08:44,573 His suspension? His suspension?
103 00:08:44,649 00:08:48,449 I am furious about it, as is Mr. Nippal, and we will get it stopped. I am furious about it, as is Mr. Nippal, and we will get it stopped.
104 00:08:49,863 00:08:53,367 - But in the meantime... - Are people actually signing this? - But in the meantime... - Are people actually signing this?
105 00:08:53,450 00:08:55,202 Yeah, it seems so. Yeah, it seems so.
106 00:08:55,285 00:08:57,083 He's six! He's six!
107 00:08:57,162 00:08:59,039 We don't even know that he's the bully! We don't even know that he's the bully!
108 00:08:59,122 00:09:01,420 I know. I just found out about it myself. I know. I just found out about it myself.
109 00:09:01,499 00:09:05,129 And we will absolutely handle it, Ziggy will, of course, not be suspended. And we will absolutely handle it, Ziggy will, of course, not be suspended.
110 00:09:06,504 00:09:08,051 I'm not ashamed to say I started the petition. I'm not ashamed to say I started the petition.
111 00:09:08,131 00:09:09,553 The school was doing nothing. The school was doing nothing.
112 00:09:09,632 00:09:13,102 That Harper was so far up Renata's ass, she could have chewed her food for her. That Harper was so far up Renata's ass, she could have chewed her food for her.
113 00:09:13,178 00:09:14,225 I signed the petition. I signed the petition.
114 00:09:14,304 00:09:16,352 - I signed it. - I accidentally signed it. - I signed it. - I accidentally signed it.
115 00:09:16,473 00:09:17,895 The school was not doing nothing. The school was not doing nothing.
116 00:09:17,974 00:09:19,851 The petition, we will get squashed. The petition, we will get squashed.
117 00:09:19,976 00:09:20,977 I am more concerned... I am more concerned...
118 00:09:22,062 00:09:26,317 Some of the children have been instructed not to play with Ziggy... Some of the children have been instructed not to play with Ziggy...
119 00:09:42,832 00:09:45,585 - You behind this petition? - Excuse me? - You behind this petition? - Excuse me?
120 00:09:45,668 00:09:48,217 - I asked you a fucking question. - Hey, whoa, whoa, calm down. - I asked you a fucking question. - Hey, whoa, whoa, calm down.
121 00:09:48,338 00:09:49,339 - Calm down. - Was it you? - Calm down. - Was it you?
122 00:09:49,422 00:09:51,800 - What're you gonna do, huh? - Choke me? - What're you gonna do, huh? - Choke me?
123 00:09:51,883 00:09:53,556 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hey! Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hey!
124 00:09:53,676 00:09:55,929 -'Scuse me, don't you... - Stop, stop. -'Scuse me, don't you... - Stop, stop.
125 00:09:56,179 00:09:58,728 - Oh, my God, my eye! - What the hell is wrong with you? - Oh, my God, my eye! - What the hell is wrong with you?
126 00:09:58,848 00:10:02,068 If they had any sense they would have canceled Trivia Night right then and there. If they had any sense they would have canceled Trivia Night right then and there.
127 00:10:02,185 00:10:05,280 I'd actually planned on skipping Trivia Night until the eye gouging. I'd actually planned on skipping Trivia Night until the eye gouging.
128 00:10:06,523 00:10:08,025 I should have taken that job in Reykjavik. I should have taken that job in Reykjavik.
129 00:10:08,108 00:10:09,451 I'm gonna sue you! I'm gonna sue you!
130 00:10:09,734 00:10:12,112 Is her eye okay? Is her eye okay?
131 00:10:12,195 00:10:13,788 Apparently. Apparently.
132 00:10:13,863 00:10:14,955 She'll be fine. She'll be fine.
133 00:10:15,031 00:10:17,409 I need to get out of this town as soon as possible. I need to get out of this town as soon as possible.
134 00:10:17,534 00:10:18,911 Hold on a second. Hold on a second.
135 00:10:19,035 00:10:20,582 Ziggy is very well liked. Ziggy is very well liked.
136 00:10:21,121 00:10:22,839 Chloe says he's popular. Chloe says he's popular.
137 00:10:22,914 00:10:25,133 Even Amabella plays with him. Even Amabella plays with him.
138 00:10:25,208 00:10:26,300 This is about the parents, This is about the parents,
139 00:10:26,376 00:10:29,801 and I'm not gonna have you bulldozed out of Monterey. and I'm not gonna have you bulldozed out of Monterey.
140 00:10:29,879 00:10:31,131 Neither will I, for what it's worth. Neither will I, for what it's worth.
141 00:10:31,214 00:10:33,308 Exactly, thank you. Exactly, thank you.
142 00:10:33,383 00:10:36,102 Thank you. Thanks. Thank you. Thanks.
143 00:10:39,097 00:10:41,475 A lot of parents are probably applauding you right now. A lot of parents are probably applauding you right now.
144 00:10:41,558 00:10:44,562 There's more than one person in this town who wants to deck Renata Klein, There's more than one person in this town who wants to deck Renata Klein,
145 00:10:44,644 00:10:46,112 yours truly included. yours truly included.
146 00:10:46,229 00:10:48,152 I actually think this is a good thing. I actually think this is a good thing.
147 00:10:48,231 00:10:50,780 It's high time that people know they shouldn't fuck with Jane Chapman, It's high time that people know they shouldn't fuck with Jane Chapman,
148 00:10:51,234 00:10:53,328 and they're not gonna mess with your kid, either. and they're not gonna mess with your kid, either.
149 00:10:53,403 00:10:55,076 I had my gun. I had my gun.
150 00:10:55,155 00:10:56,452 What? What?
151 00:10:57,240 00:10:59,993 I had my gun, in my purse when I went to San Luis Obispo. I had my gun, in my purse when I went to San Luis Obispo.
152 00:11:00,076 00:11:02,750 I don't think I would have shot him, but I had it. I don't think I would have shot him, but I had it.
153 00:11:04,289 00:11:05,415 Okay. Okay.
154 00:11:06,916 00:11:10,887 Well I'm not gonna lie, that gives me pause. Well I'm not gonna lie, that gives me pause.
155 00:11:10,962 00:11:13,181 Yeah, it gives me pause, too. Yeah, it gives me pause, too.
156 00:11:14,841 00:11:16,593 Like I think I'm going insane. Like I think I'm going insane.
157 00:11:18,595 00:11:23,396 Like I still hope, that whoever he is, is a nice guy. Like I still hope, that whoever he is, is a nice guy.
158 00:11:23,474 00:11:26,353 That like, maybe that night was just a bad misunderstanding, That like, maybe that night was just a bad misunderstanding,
159 00:11:26,436 00:11:28,109 or a night gone wrong, or a night gone wrong,
160 00:11:29,480 00:11:32,279 or he had a bad day, or his parents got in a car crash. or he had a bad day, or his parents got in a car crash.
161 00:11:32,358 00:11:34,110 And like, I make up these crazy excuses And like, I make up these crazy excuses
162 00:11:34,194 00:11:38,620 because I'm so desperate to believe that Ziggy's father is actually a good person. because I'm so desperate to believe that Ziggy's father is actually a good person.
163 00:11:49,542 00:11:54,844 - Well he's been very, um... - Affectionate. - Well he's been very, um... - Affectionate.
164 00:11:54,964 00:11:57,968 Very clingy. Very clingy.
165 00:11:58,051 00:12:02,477 Which usually means he's feeling insecure, or... Which usually means he's feeling insecure, or...
166 00:12:03,640 00:12:05,313 Or what? Or what?
167 00:12:05,391 00:12:07,644 Or it means I have the power. Or it means I have the power.
168 00:12:09,979 00:12:13,825 Sometimes he has it. Sometimes I have it. It's like a seesaw. Sometimes he has it. Sometimes I have it. It's like a seesaw.
169 00:12:15,693 00:12:17,741 When do you get the power? When do you get the power?
170 00:12:18,863 00:12:20,831 After he hits you? After he hits you?
171 00:12:22,825 00:12:25,749 Yeah, when he hurts me I get the upper hand. Yeah, when he hurts me I get the upper hand.
172 00:12:28,414 00:12:32,510 The more he hurts me, the higher I go, the longer I stay. Until... The more he hurts me, the higher I go, the longer I stay. Until...
173 00:12:36,339 00:12:42,062 He's been, um, ahem, very loving the last few days. He's been, um, ahem, very loving the last few days.
174 00:12:42,178 00:12:46,024 - But at some point he gets the power back. - Mmm. - But at some point he gets the power back. - Mmm.
175 00:12:49,185 00:12:52,109 Usually when my bruises fade, Usually when my bruises fade,
176 00:12:54,190 00:12:56,033 and he doesn't feel as guilty. and he doesn't feel as guilty.
177 00:12:56,109 00:12:59,955 He feels insecure, and then it all happens again. He feels insecure, and then it all happens again.
178 00:13:00,029 00:13:01,326 Where is he now? Where is he now?
179 00:13:01,406 00:13:04,125 He is in Phoenix. He left this morning. He is in Phoenix. He left this morning.
180 00:13:09,247 00:13:11,716 When are you going to leave him, Celeste? When are you going to leave him, Celeste?
181 00:13:12,625 00:13:15,845 When he hurts you badly enough? When he hurts you badly enough?
182 00:13:15,920 00:13:18,548 When he hurts the children? When he hurts the children?
183 00:13:18,631 00:13:19,803 He will never hurt the children... He will never hurt the children...
184 00:13:19,882 00:13:22,556 You need to rent an apartment. You need to rent an apartment.
185 00:13:23,386 00:13:27,391 Locally, if you don't wanna disrupt the boys' school. Locally, if you don't wanna disrupt the boys' school.
186 00:13:27,473 00:13:30,727 Whoa, whoa, whoa. We're getting way ahead of ourselves here. Whoa, whoa, whoa. We're getting way ahead of ourselves here.
187 00:13:30,810 00:13:32,483 No, I don't think so. No, I don't think so.
188 00:13:32,562 00:13:35,065 Stock the refrigerator, Stock the refrigerator,
189 00:13:35,148 00:13:38,778 make sure the utilities are paid for, have the beds set up for the kids. make sure the utilities are paid for, have the beds set up for the kids.
190 00:13:38,901 00:13:40,995 Get it all ready, Get it all ready,
191 00:13:42,405 00:13:45,500 so we can at least remove, "Where on God's Earth would I go?" from the equation. so we can at least remove, "Where on God's Earth would I go?" from the equation.
192 00:13:45,575 00:13:47,293 You'll have a place, You'll have a place,
193 00:13:47,744 00:13:52,170 a mind-set, another life standing by should you need it, a mind-set, another life standing by should you need it,
194 00:13:52,248 00:13:55,172 which we both know you will. which we both know you will.
195 00:13:55,585 00:13:59,340 I don't think a therapist should be this, um... I don't think a therapist should be this, um...
196 00:13:59,422 00:14:01,140 I don't think you should be behaving like this. I don't think you should be behaving like this.
197 00:14:01,257 00:14:03,760 I'll get you the number of the Better Business Bureau, you can report me. I'll get you the number of the Better Business Bureau, you can report me.
198 00:14:03,843 00:14:07,097 In the meantime, start documenting the abuse. In the meantime, start documenting the abuse.
199 00:14:07,930 00:14:09,898 Write everything down, Write everything down,
200 00:14:09,974 00:14:13,148 photograph your injuries, keep doctor reports. photograph your injuries, keep doctor reports.
201 00:14:13,269 00:14:15,271 That could be important in a custody battle That could be important in a custody battle
202 00:14:16,356 00:14:18,825 and men like your husband typically do go for custody. and men like your husband typically do go for custody.
203 00:14:18,941 00:14:23,367 He has the resources, the money, the contacts, He has the resources, the money, the contacts,
204 00:14:23,446 00:14:26,541 most importantly, most importantly,
205 00:14:26,616 00:14:30,541 he has the ego to see this through. he has the ego to see this through.
206 00:14:30,620 00:14:33,169 I don't understand why you're being such an alarmist right now. I don't understand why you're being such an alarmist right now.
207 00:14:33,289 00:14:35,633 - Nothing's... - Because I'm alarmed. - Nothing's... - Because I'm alarmed.
208 00:14:38,336 00:14:41,306 Have you told anybody else about the abuse? Have you told anybody else about the abuse?
209 00:14:43,466 00:14:44,467 No. No.
210 00:14:45,468 00:14:46,936 - Why not? - I don't know. - Why not? - I don't know.
211 00:14:47,011 00:14:48,513 If you were to guess... If you were to guess...
212 00:14:55,353 00:15:00,484 Perhaps my self-worth is made up of how other people see me. Perhaps my self-worth is made up of how other people see me.
213 00:15:03,986 00:15:05,112 I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
214 00:15:05,196 00:15:09,918 I'm just amazed by patients who can harbor such profound self-awareness I'm just amazed by patients who can harbor such profound self-awareness
215 00:15:09,992 00:15:12,415 underneath the hard shell of denial. underneath the hard shell of denial.
216 00:15:12,495 00:15:15,169 Find a friend to confide in. Do it today. Find a friend to confide in. Do it today.
217 00:15:16,165 00:15:17,212 Because... Because...
218 00:15:17,333 00:15:21,509 Because if there is a custody battle, you know what Perry's lawyer will be asking. Because if there is a custody battle, you know what Perry's lawyer will be asking.
219 00:15:21,587 00:15:25,308 "Did you ever tell anybody, Mrs. Wright?" "Did you ever tell anybody, Mrs. Wright?"
220 00:15:27,343 00:15:29,437 "Really, you told nobody at all? "Really, you told nobody at all?
221 00:15:29,512 00:15:31,935 "Is that because it never really happened, "Is that because it never really happened,
222 00:15:32,014 00:15:34,938 "and you're just making all this up to win custody? "and you're just making all this up to win custody?
223 00:15:36,561 00:15:41,909 "In fact, you've repeatedly maintained what a wonderful husband and father Perry is. "In fact, you've repeatedly maintained what a wonderful husband and father Perry is.
224 00:15:42,024 00:15:43,276 "Haven't you, Mrs. Wright? "Haven't you, Mrs. Wright?
225 00:15:44,694 00:15:49,120 "Nobody's ever witnessed this alleged abuse, ever. "Nobody's ever witnessed this alleged abuse, ever.
226 00:15:49,198 00:15:50,916 "Isn't that true, Mrs. Wright? "Isn't that true, Mrs. Wright?
227 00:15:52,535 00:15:53,787 "We only have your word. "We only have your word.
228 00:15:53,870 00:15:59,502 "You said he was wonderful, now you say he's a monster. "You said he was wonderful, now you say he's a monster.
229 00:15:59,584 00:16:02,554 "Were you lying then, or are you lying now?" "Were you lying then, or are you lying now?"
230 00:16:05,089 00:16:06,716 You're a lawyer. You're a lawyer.
231 00:16:07,884 00:16:10,979 You know how important it is to have a witness. You know how important it is to have a witness.
232 00:16:14,557 00:16:15,649 - Hey. - Hello. - Hey. - Hello.
233 00:16:15,725 00:16:18,228 - Juliette? Right? - What do you want? - Juliette? Right? - What do you want?
234 00:16:28,988 00:16:32,618 I just wanted to say that I'm so sorry. I just wanted to say that I'm so sorry.
235 00:16:34,076 00:16:36,499 I completely lost control, and I stepped out of line, I completely lost control, and I stepped out of line,
236 00:16:36,579 00:16:39,253 and I should've never shoved you like that, there are no excuses. and I should've never shoved you like that, there are no excuses.
237 00:16:39,373 00:16:40,795 And I'm so sorry. And I'm so sorry.
238 00:16:41,250 00:16:43,252 Yeah. Yeah.
239 00:16:51,928 00:16:57,685 The truth is, is I finally realized that I've been feeling exactly what you must be feeling. The truth is, is I finally realized that I've been feeling exactly what you must be feeling.
240 00:16:57,767 00:17:01,237 There's nothing worse than your child being victimized, right? There's nothing worse than your child being victimized, right?
241 00:17:03,773 00:17:07,744 So, I understand and completely empathize with what you're going through. So, I understand and completely empathize with what you're going through.
242 00:17:09,070 00:17:12,916 I am as sure as any parent can be that Ziggy is innocent. I am as sure as any parent can be that Ziggy is innocent.
243 00:17:12,990 00:17:14,412 I took him to a child psychologist. I took him to a child psychologist.
244 00:17:14,492 00:17:17,041 And she examined him and tested him, And she examined him and tested him,
245 00:17:17,119 00:17:19,213 and said that he was a gentle young boy and said that he was a gentle young boy
246 00:17:19,288 00:17:22,462 who's completely incapable of doing what he's been accused of. who's completely incapable of doing what he's been accused of.
247 00:17:23,834 00:17:25,632 Renata, I am at my wit's end. Renata, I am at my wit's end.
248 00:17:26,420 00:17:28,843 I don't know what to do anymore. I don't know what to do anymore.
249 00:17:28,965 00:17:31,263 Does Amabella still say that he's hurting her? Does Amabella still say that he's hurting her?
250 00:17:32,969 00:17:37,145 No. She says he's a sweet boy. No. She says he's a sweet boy.
251 00:17:37,974 00:17:40,318 And orientation? And orientation?
252 00:17:41,644 00:17:43,863 Well, she hasn't taken back the accusation. Well, she hasn't taken back the accusation.
253 00:17:45,106 00:17:48,485 But she refuses to talk to us about anything further. But she refuses to talk to us about anything further.
254 00:17:50,611 00:17:53,364 You think you're at your wits' end, You think you're at your wits' end,
255 00:17:53,489 00:17:57,494 my daughter's the one getting hurt, and I can't stop it. my daughter's the one getting hurt, and I can't stop it.
256 00:17:59,495 00:18:01,122 I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry.
257 00:18:03,124 00:18:04,341 Me, too. Me, too.
258 00:18:09,547 00:18:10,890 Thank you. Thank you.
259 00:18:12,341 00:18:13,684 Thank you. Thank you.
260 00:18:17,305 00:18:19,603 Yeah. My baby lost another baby tooth. Yeah. My baby lost another baby tooth.
261 00:18:19,682 00:18:21,810 - I put it under my pillow. - Good. - I put it under my pillow. - Good.
262 00:18:21,892 00:18:24,987 There is no Tooth Fairy, idiot. It's Mom and Dad. There is no Tooth Fairy, idiot. It's Mom and Dad.
263 00:18:25,062 00:18:26,985 Would you please get me a tissue? Would you please get me a tissue?
264 00:18:27,064 00:18:29,192 - Is it bleeding? - No, not a lot. - Is it bleeding? - No, not a lot.
265 00:18:31,569 00:18:33,492 - Are there any bad teenagers in here? - Dad! - Are there any bad teenagers in here? - Dad!
266 00:18:33,571 00:18:35,118 What are you doing here? What are you doing here?
267 00:18:35,197 00:18:36,574 Hey, boys. Hey, boys.
268 00:18:37,533 00:18:40,207 Don't we have a premiere to attend tonight? Don't we have a premiere to attend tonight?
269 00:18:41,162 00:18:43,005 You made it back for the play? You made it back for the play?
270 00:18:43,080 00:18:44,673 I wouldn't miss it for the world. I wouldn't miss it for the world.
271 00:18:44,749 00:18:46,001 They're gonna kiss. They're gonna kiss.
272 00:18:46,083 00:18:47,130 You did that for me? You did that for me?
273 00:18:47,209 00:18:50,008 Yeah, of course. Yeah, of course.
274 00:18:50,087 00:18:51,430 Thank you. Thank you.
275 00:18:54,759 00:18:56,932 Wow! Kazowie. Wow! Kazowie.
276 00:18:57,053 00:18:58,270 Did you say, "Kazowie"? Did you say, "Kazowie"?
277 00:18:58,387 00:19:00,936 I did. You look fantastic. I did. You look fantastic.
278 00:19:01,057 00:19:02,183 Thank you, honey. Thank you, honey.
279 00:19:02,266 00:19:03,358 What, you got a big date or something? What, you got a big date or something?
280 00:19:03,434 00:19:05,903 As a matter of fact I do. A very big date. As a matter of fact I do. A very big date.
281 00:19:06,062 00:19:10,192 Oh. Congrats on your opening night! Oh. Congrats on your opening night!
282 00:19:10,274 00:19:12,618 Thank you, honey. Thank you, honey.
283 00:19:12,735 00:19:14,954 I don't really have anything to do with it anymore. I don't really have anything to do with it anymore.
284 00:19:15,071 00:19:16,744 You have a huge amount to do with it. You have a huge amount to do with it.
285 00:19:16,864 00:19:19,913 It wouldn't even be happening, but for you. Are you kidding? It wouldn't even be happening, but for you. Are you kidding?
286 00:19:23,245 00:19:25,088 - Let's go. - Okay. - Let's go. - Okay.
287 00:19:37,426 00:19:38,973 How do I look? How do I look?
288 00:19:39,595 00:19:41,893 - You look nice. - Thank you. - You look nice. - Thank you.
289 00:19:41,972 00:19:43,770 Remember you're not allowed to sing that one. Remember you're not allowed to sing that one.
290 00:19:43,891 00:19:46,485 - Okay. - You can play it, but you can't sing it. - Okay. - You can play it, but you can't sing it.
291 00:19:46,602 00:19:47,945 Why can't I go to the play? Why can't I go to the play?
292 00:19:48,062 00:19:49,359 It's not really for kids. It's not really for kids.
293 00:19:49,438 00:19:50,815 I like puppets. I like puppets.
294 00:19:50,940 00:19:52,658 I know you do. I know you do.
295 00:19:52,775 00:19:55,073 Is it because the puppets have sex? Is it because the puppets have sex?
296 00:19:55,820 00:19:57,447 - Who told you that? - Chloe. - Who told you that? - Chloe.
297 00:19:57,571 00:20:01,166 She said the boy puppet puts his penis in the girl puppet. She said the boy puppet puts his penis in the girl puppet.
298 00:20:03,119 00:20:04,496 Chloe said that? Chloe said that?
299 00:20:04,620 00:20:06,167 Yeah. It's icky. Yeah. It's icky.
300 00:20:07,123 00:20:12,004 Sometimes magic comes from icky, Ziggy. Sometimes magic comes from icky, Ziggy.
301 00:20:12,128 00:20:14,096 - Hey! - That's a longer conversation though. - Hey! - That's a longer conversation though.
302 00:20:14,171 00:20:16,720 - Hi! - How's my little champion? - Hi! - How's my little champion?
303 00:20:16,799 00:20:18,176 - Awesome. - Yeah? - Awesome. - Yeah?
304 00:20:18,300 00:20:19,643 You learned some more chords this week? You learned some more chords this week?
305 00:20:19,760 00:20:22,309 - Yeah. - Yeah, you always do. - Yeah. - Yeah, you always do.
306 00:20:22,430 00:20:24,023 - Hi. - Thank you so much. - Hi. - Thank you so much.
307 00:20:24,140 00:20:25,187 No problem. No problem.
308 00:20:25,307 00:20:28,937 I won't be gone too long. Give me a kiss. I won't be gone too long. Give me a kiss.
309 00:20:39,155 00:20:41,533 - You look amazing. - Mmm. - You look amazing. - Mmm.
310 00:20:41,657 00:20:43,000 Thank you. Thank you.
311 00:20:44,827 00:20:45,828 Beautiful dress. Beautiful dress.
312 00:20:46,829 00:20:49,673 We're gonna be late. Stop. We're gonna be late. Stop.
313 00:20:51,500 00:20:53,002 Don't do that. Don't do that.
314 00:20:53,127 00:20:54,754 - What, this? - Yeah. - What, this? - Yeah.
315 00:20:54,837 00:20:56,339 I thought you liked when I do that? I thought you liked when I do that?
316 00:20:56,464 00:20:58,011 Just... Come on. Just... Come on.
317 00:20:58,132 00:20:59,304 - Come on. - Get ready. - Come on. - Get ready.
318 00:20:59,383 00:21:01,226 - We can be a little late. - No, we can't. - We can be a little late. - No, we can't.
319 00:21:03,012 00:21:04,889 I'm just very excited to see you. I'm just very excited to see you.
320 00:21:06,515 00:21:08,483 To be home with my beautiful wife. To be home with my beautiful wife.
321 00:21:10,853 00:21:13,276 Oh. Yeah, I can feel that. Oh. Yeah, I can feel that.
322 00:21:13,355 00:21:14,857 Yeah, you can feel that? Yeah, you can feel that?
323 00:21:19,320 00:21:21,573 God, that's quite a trick. God, that's quite a trick.
324 00:21:21,697 00:21:23,495 - Yeah, that's quite a trick, huh? - Mmm-hmm. - Yeah, that's quite a trick, huh? - Mmm-hmm.
325 00:21:24,867 00:21:27,040 Come on baby, please get ready, we gotta go. Come on baby, please get ready, we gotta go.
326 00:21:27,161 00:21:30,131 - Come, come, I just want you... - Please, this is important. We've got to go. - Come, come, I just want you... - Please, this is important. We've got to go.
327 00:21:30,206 00:21:31,674 - What is this? - Really, stop it. - What is this? - Really, stop it.
328 00:21:31,749 00:21:33,092 - What's wrong? - What did you do, - What's wrong? - What did you do,
329 00:21:33,209 00:21:35,257 -take a pill or something? - No, of course I didn't take a pill. -take a pill or something? - No, of course I didn't take a pill.
330 00:21:35,377 00:21:37,425 You're actually capable of arousing me without medication. You're actually capable of arousing me without medication.
331 00:21:37,546 00:21:39,093 - Celeste. - You're being ridiculous. - Celeste. - You're being ridiculous.
332 00:21:39,215 00:21:40,432 Am I? Huh? Am I? Huh?
333 00:21:40,549 00:21:41,846 Is this being ridiculous? Is this being ridiculous?
334 00:21:44,845 00:21:47,564 - Only for now - For now there's life - Only for now - For now there's life
335 00:21:47,973 00:21:50,351 - Only for now - For now there's love - Only for now - For now there's love
336 00:21:50,434 00:21:52,653 - Only for now - For now there's work - Only for now - For now there's work
337 00:21:52,728 00:21:55,106 For now there's happiness For now there's happiness
338 00:21:55,231 00:21:57,905 - But only for now - For now there's life - But only for now - For now there's life
339 00:21:58,359 00:22:00,737 - Only for now - For now there's love - Only for now - For now there's love
340 00:22:00,820 00:22:03,073 - Only for now - For now there's work - Only for now - For now there's work
341 00:22:03,572 00:22:05,495 Still no text or anything? Still no text or anything?
342 00:22:05,574 00:22:07,542 She must've lost her sitter. She must've lost her sitter.
343 00:22:07,618 00:22:10,041 - Only for now - For now there's friendship - Only for now - For now there's friendship
344 00:22:10,120 00:22:12,498 Only for now Only for now
345 00:22:12,581 00:22:14,879 - Only for now - Sex! - Only for now - Sex!
346 00:22:14,959 00:22:17,303 - Is only for now - Your hair - Is only for now - Your hair
347 00:22:17,419 00:22:19,717 - Is only for now - This show - Is only for now - This show
348 00:22:19,797 00:22:24,473 Is only for now Is only for now
349 00:22:24,593 00:22:25,719 Only for now Only for now
350 00:22:25,803 00:22:28,431 But it's only temporary But it's only temporary
351 00:22:28,556 00:22:29,773 So good. So good.
352 00:22:34,228 00:22:41,237 Everything in life is only for now Everything in life is only for now
353 00:23:06,135 00:23:07,387 - Okay. I'll see you at school. - Yes. - Okay. I'll see you at school. - Yes.
354 00:23:07,469 00:23:08,516 Congratulations. Congratulations.
355 00:23:08,971 00:23:10,314 Oh, Stu. Thanks for coming. Oh, Stu. Thanks for coming.
356 00:23:10,431 00:23:11,899 - Hey, guys... - Hey, congrats. - Hey, guys... - Hey, congrats.
357 00:23:11,974 00:23:14,022 - Maddy, congratulations. - Thank you. - Maddy, congratulations. - Thank you.
358 00:23:14,143 00:23:15,440 - Amazing. - That is a good idea. - Amazing. - That is a good idea.
359 00:23:15,519 00:23:16,987 - I'm gonna get us some drinks. - Okay. - I'm gonna get us some drinks. - Okay.
360 00:23:17,104 00:23:18,105 That's really great. That's really great.
361 00:23:18,188 00:23:19,565 You know I'm not really a huge fan of Muppets, but... You know I'm not really a huge fan of Muppets, but...
362 00:23:19,648 00:23:20,695 Right. Right.
363 00:23:20,816 00:23:22,318 Um, where'd Abby go? Um, where'd Abby go?
364 00:23:22,443 00:23:24,662 She rushed out. She told me to tell you she loved it. She rushed out. She told me to tell you she loved it.
365 00:23:24,778 00:23:26,496 Oh, what's she rushing out to do? Oh, what's she rushing out to do?
366 00:23:26,989 00:23:28,411 - No, it's the whole... Her whole... - Project. - No, it's the whole... Her whole... - Project.
367 00:23:28,490 00:23:31,039 Secret project. Seems to be all consuming. Secret project. Seems to be all consuming.
368 00:23:31,160 00:23:32,537 Well, I'm gonna join Ed. Well, I'm gonna join Ed.
369 00:23:32,661 00:23:34,083 - Yeah, of course. - Thank you for coming. - Yeah, of course. - Thank you for coming.
370 00:23:34,163 00:23:36,336 - Oh, yeah. It was amazing. - Yeah. - Oh, yeah. It was amazing. - Yeah.
371 00:23:36,457 00:23:39,176 - I'm gonna call Celeste. - Yeah, just let me know. - I'm gonna call Celeste. - Yeah, just let me know.
372 00:23:41,211 00:23:42,633 Madeline. Madeline.
373 00:23:42,713 00:23:44,090 Hi, Tori. Hello. Hi, Tori. Hello.
374 00:23:44,173 00:23:45,345 Congratulations. Congratulations.
375 00:23:45,466 00:23:46,968 Thank you. And to you, too. Thank you. And to you, too.
376 00:23:47,051 00:23:50,271 Joseph was great. And I feel like it went really well. Joseph was great. And I feel like it went really well.
377 00:23:50,346 00:23:51,393 Was it you? Was it you?
378 00:23:51,889 00:23:52,936 I'm sorry? I'm sorry?
379 00:23:53,015 00:23:54,858 Are you the woman Joseph is in love with? Are you the woman Joseph is in love with?
380 00:23:55,517 00:23:56,939 I don't know what you're talking about. I don't know what you're talking about.
381 00:23:57,019 00:24:00,319 I know he had an affair a year ago. I can tell when he lies. I know he had an affair a year ago. I can tell when he lies.
382 00:24:00,397 00:24:06,200 - Okay. - He also told me he was over her. - Okay. - He also told me he was over her.
383 00:24:08,030 00:24:09,532 Which... I can tell when he lies. Which... I can tell when he lies.
384 00:24:10,866 00:24:11,913 Was it you? Was it you?
385 00:24:13,577 00:24:15,625 I'm happily married, just friends with Joseph. I'm happily married, just friends with Joseph.
386 00:24:15,704 00:24:16,751 I would never do that. I would never do that.
387 00:24:18,874 00:24:20,376 What were you doing in his car? What were you doing in his car?
388 00:24:26,674 00:24:27,926 Kind of quiet. Kind of quiet.
389 00:24:29,218 00:24:33,189 I'm just reflecting on all of it. I'm just reflecting on all of it.
390 00:24:33,263 00:24:36,733 Big night. I would think you'd be bubbling over a bit with pride. Big night. I would think you'd be bubbling over a bit with pride.
391 00:24:37,726 00:24:38,978 You should be. You should be.
392 00:24:39,061 00:24:41,280 Thanks, honey. Thanks, honey.
393 00:24:41,397 00:24:44,025 I don't know, for some reason, I'm just thinking about I don't know, for some reason, I'm just thinking about
394 00:24:44,108 00:24:46,031 this dinner with Bonnie and Nathan. this dinner with Bonnie and Nathan.
395 00:24:46,735 00:24:48,328 Just kind of dreading it. Just kind of dreading it.
396 00:24:48,404 00:24:49,906 It'll be fine. It'll be fine.
397 00:24:50,447 00:24:53,417 Yeah. Yeah.
398 00:24:53,534 00:24:55,582 Finally. She better have a good reason. Finally. She better have a good reason.
399 00:24:56,912 00:24:58,459 Where were you? Where were you?
400 00:25:00,040 00:25:01,587 What? What?
401 00:25:01,709 00:25:03,711 A broken urethra? A broken urethra?
402 00:25:03,794 00:25:06,673 I know. Can you even imagine? I know. Can you even imagine?
403 00:25:06,755 00:25:08,757 Chloe, it's time to go to bed, honey. Chloe, it's time to go to bed, honey.
404 00:25:08,882 00:25:09,929 Gimme 10. Gimme 10.
405 00:25:10,134 00:25:12,262 No, time for bed, right now. No, time for bed, right now.
406 00:25:14,263 00:25:16,357 Chloe, now. Chloe, now.
407 00:25:16,432 00:25:18,105 Seven, final offer. Seven, final offer.
408 00:25:18,225 00:25:19,602 I said now. I said now.
409 00:25:30,654 00:25:32,247 - Night, sweetie. - Night. - Night, sweetie. - Night.
410 00:25:32,322 00:25:34,245 - Love you. - Love you, too. - Love you. - Love you, too.
411 00:25:34,324 00:25:35,621 Good night, honeycake. Good night, honeycake.
412 00:25:35,743 00:25:37,745 - Love you. - Love you, too. - Love you. - Love you, too.
413 00:25:40,622 00:25:43,501 So it happened during... So it happened during...
414 00:25:43,625 00:25:45,753 I mean, talk about wild sex. I mean, talk about wild sex.
415 00:25:46,962 00:25:50,967 Can you imagine being in the hospital? I mean, how embarrassing. Can you imagine being in the hospital? I mean, how embarrassing.
416 00:25:51,842 00:25:55,847 I just can't imagine the passion it would take I just can't imagine the passion it would take
417 00:25:55,971 00:25:58,815 to shatter a urethra in two places. to shatter a urethra in two places.
418 00:25:59,808 00:26:02,311 You sound a little envious. You want me to smash yours? You sound a little envious. You want me to smash yours?
419 00:26:03,812 00:26:06,315 Well, not smash, but you know. Well, not smash, but you know.
420 00:26:10,652 00:26:12,450 We never have wild sex. We never have wild sex.
421 00:26:14,490 00:26:16,492 We have nice sex, I like it, We have nice sex, I like it,
422 00:26:16,617 00:26:19,917 but, you know, usually times out between four and six minutes, but, you know, usually times out between four and six minutes,
423 00:26:19,995 00:26:23,295 and neither of us are in any remote danger of physical injury. and neither of us are in any remote danger of physical injury.
424 00:26:23,373 00:26:25,000 Well, that's just kind of mean, Ed. Well, that's just kind of mean, Ed.
425 00:26:25,125 00:26:27,173 Sorry, maybe I am envious. Sorry, maybe I am envious.
426 00:26:29,171 00:26:32,675 What, Perry walks through the door and... Whoosh. What, Perry walks through the door and... Whoosh.
427 00:26:34,051 00:26:35,519 Wish we had that kind of desire. Wish we had that kind of desire.
428 00:26:35,636 00:26:37,889 Well, by "we" you mean me. Well, by "we" you mean me.
429 00:26:38,013 00:26:40,186 Okay, you're a fiery person. Okay, you're a fiery person.
430 00:26:42,851 00:26:48,483 Which makes your tepidness for me more conspicuous. Which makes your tepidness for me more conspicuous.
431 00:26:50,359 00:26:52,453 I don't mean to punish you. I don't mean to punish you.
432 00:26:52,528 00:26:53,905 Well, I mean, it feels like you are. Well, I mean, it feels like you are.
433 00:26:54,029 00:26:55,030 I tell myself all the time, I tell myself all the time,
434 00:26:55,155 00:26:57,157 like married people, you know, like married people, you know,
435 00:26:57,241 00:27:02,543 after a while, they reach this sexual plateau and that's the norm. after a while, they reach this sexual plateau and that's the norm.
436 00:27:04,498 00:27:07,752 I hear about other couples, you know, breaking urethras and... I hear about other couples, you know, breaking urethras and...
437 00:27:09,211 00:27:11,885 Well, it's hardly like you're some sort of raging bull, Ed. Well, it's hardly like you're some sort of raging bull, Ed.
438 00:27:12,005 00:27:15,179 The only time you touch me is when you're reaching across me to get the Visine for... The only time you touch me is when you're reaching across me to get the Visine for...
439 00:27:15,259 00:27:17,933 That's because you don't want it, Madeline. That's because you don't want it, Madeline.
440 00:27:18,053 00:27:22,058 And we never talk about that because that would make it harder to pretend. And we never talk about that because that would make it harder to pretend.
441 00:27:23,392 00:27:26,987 And sometimes that's the essence of a happy marriage, isn't it? And sometimes that's the essence of a happy marriage, isn't it?
442 00:27:27,062 00:27:29,235 The ability to pretend. The ability to pretend.
443 00:27:49,084 00:27:50,961 In the days leading up to Trivia Night, In the days leading up to Trivia Night,
444 00:27:51,086 00:27:53,714 it just seemed more and more people wanted to kill each other. it just seemed more and more people wanted to kill each other.
445 00:27:53,797 00:27:55,265 It was hard to keep track. It was hard to keep track.
446 00:28:25,078 00:28:26,421 What are you doing? What are you doing?
447 00:28:26,496 00:28:29,249 Abby told me that Chloe said that Ed was rehearsing. Abby told me that Chloe said that Ed was rehearsing.
448 00:28:29,333 00:28:31,961 They say he's pretty good, so, I'm gonna kick his ass. They say he's pretty good, so, I'm gonna kick his ass.
449 00:28:33,462 00:28:35,430 I was just... What, I'm inspired by the whole play thing. I was just... What, I'm inspired by the whole play thing.
450 00:28:35,505 00:28:37,507 And besides I'm sick and tired of his little fucking digs, And besides I'm sick and tired of his little fucking digs,
451 00:28:37,633 00:28:39,852 like he's the cultural shit or something. like he's the cultural shit or something.
452 00:28:39,968 00:28:41,265 I'm gonna show him who's evolved. I'm gonna show him who's evolved.
453 00:28:41,345 00:28:42,767 Kick his cultural ass. Kick his cultural ass.
454 00:28:42,846 00:28:44,940 What about this one? What about this one?
455 00:28:47,643 00:28:48,644 If you're looking for trouble... If you're looking for trouble...
456 00:28:48,769 00:28:51,522 Baby, the whole point of this dinner is to try and reduce the friction Baby, the whole point of this dinner is to try and reduce the friction
457 00:28:51,647 00:28:55,151 that contributes to an unhealthy environment. that contributes to an unhealthy environment.
458 00:28:55,275 00:28:56,276 ...came to the right place. ...came to the right place.
459 00:28:56,360 00:28:57,737 Yeah, between Madeline and I. Yeah, between Madeline and I.
460 00:28:57,819 00:28:59,446 But friction between Ed and I is fine. But friction between Ed and I is fine.
461 00:28:59,529 00:29:02,908 First of all, I'm very disappointed in your attitude. First of all, I'm very disappointed in your attitude.
462 00:29:02,991 00:29:07,371 And second, and more importantly, we have a bigger problem. And second, and more importantly, we have a bigger problem.
463 00:29:08,538 00:29:10,506 Abigail's secret project. Abigail's secret project.
464 00:29:11,667 00:29:13,214 Yeah, what about it? Yeah, what about it?
465 00:29:15,128 00:29:17,631 She is auctioning off her virginity on the Internet. She is auctioning off her virginity on the Internet.
466 00:29:19,466 00:29:22,686 For Amnesty International. So it is for a very good cause. For Amnesty International. So it is for a very good cause.
467 00:29:22,803 00:29:24,851 She's selling her virginity on the Internet? She's selling her virginity on the Internet?
468 00:29:26,515 00:29:27,516 Good cause. Good cause.
469 00:29:31,687 00:29:32,904 Abigail! Abigail!
470 00:29:34,856 00:29:36,199 You smoking? You smoking?
471 00:29:37,025 00:29:38,072 Just for tonight. Just for tonight.
472 00:29:41,863 00:29:44,867 It's been 15 years. Why not? It's been 15 years. Why not?
473 00:29:55,836 00:29:58,635 So you think our marriage is pretend? So you think our marriage is pretend?
474 00:29:58,714 00:30:03,220 No. I said that in every marriage there is pretending. No. I said that in every marriage there is pretending.
475 00:30:05,429 00:30:06,897 Even the best ones. Even the best ones.
476 00:30:09,099 00:30:12,524 You said it was the essence, if I heard you correctly. You said it was the essence, if I heard you correctly.
477 00:30:13,895 00:30:16,273 I mean, I don't pretend to love you. I mean, I don't pretend to love you.
478 00:30:16,398 00:30:18,400 I know you don't pretend to love me. I know you don't pretend to love me.
479 00:30:20,235 00:30:23,079 But what I do like to pretend, as do you, But what I do like to pretend, as do you,
480 00:30:24,614 00:30:27,208 is that I'm all that. is that I'm all that.
481 00:30:28,744 00:30:33,215 So is this back to the "Steady Eddie" theme? Is that what we're talking about? So is this back to the "Steady Eddie" theme? Is that what we're talking about?
482 00:30:33,290 00:30:36,043 No, Madeline. I'm the lucky one. No, Madeline. I'm the lucky one.
483 00:30:36,126 00:30:41,053 I get to wake up every day next to the girl of my dreams. I get to wake up every day next to the girl of my dreams.
484 00:30:41,131 00:30:43,850 That makes me the winner. That makes me the winner.
485 00:30:43,925 00:30:47,600 I just feel like the loser sometimes. I just feel like the loser sometimes.
486 00:30:53,560 00:30:55,733 I know I haven't always been the best wife. I know I haven't always been the best wife.
487 00:30:59,441 00:31:01,443 I'm really sorry. I'm really sorry.
488 00:31:01,610 00:31:06,286 I get angry sometimes, and I made a mistake... I get angry sometimes, and I made a mistake...
489 00:31:07,574 00:31:08,996 I made a terrible mistake. I made a terrible mistake.
490 00:31:10,243 00:31:11,790 Don't say that. Don't say that.
491 00:31:25,008 00:31:26,055 What the fuck? What the fuck?
492 00:31:26,134 00:31:27,477 You're selling your virginity? You're selling your virginity?
493 00:31:31,640 00:31:33,187 I thought you'd be proud of me. I thought you'd be proud of me.
494 00:31:33,308 00:31:34,309 Proud of you? Proud of you?
495 00:31:35,018 00:31:37,567 Yeah, a lot of girls lose their virginity for a lot less... Yeah, a lot of girls lose their virginity for a lot less...
496 00:31:37,646 00:31:38,818 So you're selling yourself? So you're selling yourself?
497 00:31:38,939 00:31:41,283 - At a worthy price! For a worthy cause! - Okay, gentle tones, please. - At a worthy price! For a worthy cause! - Okay, gentle tones, please.
498 00:31:41,358 00:31:43,156 - Don't try and tell me... - You know that is prostitution! - Don't try and tell me... - You know that is prostitution!
499 00:31:43,276 00:31:45,028 - Women are exploited all the time! - Hey let's just make sure - Women are exploited all the time! - Hey let's just make sure
500 00:31:45,112 00:31:46,989 everyone feels heard here. Let's have a conversation. everyone feels heard here. Let's have a conversation.
501 00:31:47,114 00:31:49,458 Wait, is this thing set up live? Is it already up? Wait, is this thing set up live? Is it already up?
502 00:31:50,992 00:31:51,993 No. Not... No. Not...
503 00:31:53,286 00:31:55,914 - Where are you going? Dad! - Guys! - Where are you going? Dad! - Guys!
504 00:31:55,997 00:31:56,998 - Dad. - Come on! - Dad. - Come on!
505 00:31:57,124 00:31:58,751 - Where is it? - You're being crazy! - Where is it? - You're being crazy!
506 00:31:58,834 00:32:01,087 - No, you're not taking that. - Are you serious? - No, you're not taking that. - Are you serious?
507 00:32:01,169 00:32:02,261 You're not taking that! You're not taking that!
508 00:32:02,337 00:32:04,089 - No, until you tell me or you shut it down. - You two are... - No, until you tell me or you shut it down. - You two are...
509 00:32:04,172 00:32:05,173 Stop! Stop!
510 00:32:05,298 00:32:07,426 - Stop it! Abby... Get off me. - I'm not shutting it down! - Stop it! Abby... Get off me. - I'm not shutting it down!
511 00:32:07,509 00:32:09,932 Get off. Get off. Get off. Get off.
512 00:32:10,011 00:32:12,855 - Give my computer back! - No! Forget it. - Give my computer back! - No! Forget it.
513 00:32:15,851 00:32:18,354 - Honey, it's okay. - Stop it. - Honey, it's okay. - Stop it.
514 00:32:31,324 00:32:32,496 Hi. Hi.
515 00:32:33,869 00:32:34,961 How are the boys? How are the boys?
516 00:32:35,036 00:32:36,959 They're fine. Sound asleep. They're fine. Sound asleep.
517 00:32:37,038 00:32:38,460 Thank you for staying late. Thank you for staying late.
518 00:32:39,875 00:32:41,377 You can go now. You can go now.
519 00:32:44,045 00:32:45,968 You can go now, Kelly. You can go now, Kelly.
520 00:32:46,047 00:32:47,219 We're fine. We're fine.
521 00:32:48,550 00:32:50,393 - I hope you feel better. - Thank you. - I hope you feel better. - Thank you.
522 00:32:54,055 00:32:55,147 Good night. Good night.
523 00:32:57,851 00:33:00,070 I'm going to get you some ice. I'm going to get you some ice.
524 00:33:01,813 00:33:03,565 You're lucky I didn't kill you. You're lucky I didn't kill you.
525 00:33:05,734 00:33:07,236 What did you say? What did you say?
526 00:33:07,360 00:33:09,158 You could've done permanent damage. You could've done permanent damage.
527 00:33:18,872 00:33:21,250 So the spermatozoa fertilizes the egg. So the spermatozoa fertilizes the egg.
528 00:33:21,333 00:33:22,835 Women lay eggs? Women lay eggs?
529 00:33:22,918 00:33:28,015 No, women have eggs inside of them, in their bellies. No, women have eggs inside of them, in their bellies.
530 00:33:28,089 00:33:33,095 So the sperm fertilize the egg in there, then out of that comes the baby. So the sperm fertilize the egg in there, then out of that comes the baby.
531 00:33:33,220 00:33:37,600 So you want a baby, and my dad ferlitized you? So you want a baby, and my dad ferlitized you?
532 00:33:37,682 00:33:39,901 -"Fertilize." - Fertilized you? -"Fertilize." - Fertilized you?
533 00:33:41,102 00:33:42,729 Something like that, yeah. Something like that, yeah.
534 00:33:44,731 00:33:47,200 What do you mean, "something like that"? What do you mean, "something like that"?
535 00:33:47,275 00:33:50,245 Exactly like that. You're too smart for me. Exactly like that. You're too smart for me.
536 00:33:56,076 00:33:57,293 Where is he? Where is he?
537 00:34:00,622 00:34:02,124 I don't know, baby. I don't know, baby.
538 00:34:31,820 00:34:33,743 Have you spoken to her? Have you spoken to her?
539 00:34:34,948 00:34:35,995 No. No.
540 00:34:40,912 00:34:42,630 Are you going to? Are you going to?
541 00:34:48,920 00:34:51,514 - Hey, honey? - I'm running late. - Hey, honey? - I'm running late.
542 00:34:51,631 00:34:54,009 Um, it'll just take a second. Please. Um, it'll just take a second. Please.
543 00:34:56,011 00:34:57,934 Listen, I think the idea behind what you're doing, Listen, I think the idea behind what you're doing,
544 00:34:58,013 00:34:59,856 it's extremely noble. it's extremely noble.
545 00:34:59,931 00:35:03,026 What other 16-year-old even has a social conscience, you know? What other 16-year-old even has a social conscience, you know?
546 00:35:03,143 00:35:06,192 So I'm proud of you. I'm very proud. So I'm proud of you. I'm very proud.
547 00:35:06,313 00:35:10,693 But I think that there are other ways to accomplish your goals. But I think that there are other ways to accomplish your goals.
548 00:35:10,817 00:35:11,864 Dad, come on. Dad, come on.
549 00:35:12,152 00:35:15,952 A 16-year-old white girl from Monterey selling her virginity online? A 16-year-old white girl from Monterey selling her virginity online?
550 00:35:16,031 00:35:17,874 Wolf Blitzer would saddle that up for weeks. Wolf Blitzer would saddle that up for weeks.
551 00:35:17,991 00:35:19,368 That's the way. That's the way.
552 00:35:19,492 00:35:20,618 Abby. Abby.
553 00:35:22,537 00:35:23,538 Thanks. Thanks.
554 00:35:33,882 00:35:36,055 - I blame you for that. - Me? - I blame you for that. - Me?
555 00:35:36,176 00:35:37,894 Yeah, you taught her to care about everything. Yeah, you taught her to care about everything.
556 00:35:38,011 00:35:40,230 - It's just rubbed off on her. - Oh, come on. - It's just rubbed off on her. - Oh, come on.
557 00:35:40,347 00:35:42,145 "Wolf Blitzer's going to saddle that up?" "Wolf Blitzer's going to saddle that up?"
558 00:35:43,725 00:35:45,068 You know, Madeline's so going to blame me for this. You know, Madeline's so going to blame me for this.
559 00:35:45,185 00:35:48,530 - No, she's not. - Oh. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She will. - No, she's not. - Oh. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She will.
560 00:35:50,690 00:35:52,738 I can't believe you're eating that shit. I can't believe you're eating that shit.
561 00:36:01,076 00:36:03,374 - Got you! - No, you didn't! - Got you! - No, you didn't!
562 00:36:11,920 00:36:17,347 Well, baby, when times are bad Well, baby, when times are bad
563 00:36:19,094 00:36:23,144 Call on me, darling And I'll come to you Call on me, darling And I'll come to you
564 00:36:25,475 00:36:27,819 When you're in trouble When you're in trouble
565 00:36:28,061 00:36:29,062 Ziggy! Ziggy!
566 00:36:29,145 00:36:32,319 And feel so sad And feel so sad
567 00:36:33,274 00:36:38,155 Well, call on me, darling I said call on me and I'll help you Well, call on me, darling I said call on me and I'll help you
568 00:36:41,074 00:36:42,747 Sitter's here, honey! Sitter's here, honey!
569 00:36:42,826 00:36:43,918 A playdate? Really? A playdate? Really?
570 00:36:45,078 00:36:46,955 Well, we could keep a watchful eye on them, Well, we could keep a watchful eye on them,
571 00:36:47,038 00:36:51,384 which the teacher and an assistant can't do, really, with 22 kids. which the teacher and an assistant can't do, really, with 22 kids.
572 00:36:51,459 00:36:53,553 Are you still convinced that Ziggy's the culprit? Are you still convinced that Ziggy's the culprit?
573 00:36:54,629 00:36:55,801 I don't know, I don't know,
574 00:36:55,880 00:36:57,382 with everything you said, with everything you said,
575 00:36:57,465 00:37:02,221 which is why if I schedule playdates with each and every child in the class, which is why if I schedule playdates with each and every child in the class,
576 00:37:02,303 00:37:05,147 I can eliminate suspects one by one. I can eliminate suspects one by one.
577 00:37:05,223 00:37:08,648 You're going to schedule a playdate between Chloe Mackenzie and Amabella? You're going to schedule a playdate between Chloe Mackenzie and Amabella?
578 00:37:08,727 00:37:10,650 If that psycho will allow it. If that psycho will allow it.
579 00:37:10,770 00:37:13,489 Sorry, poor form. I know you're friends with Madeline. Sorry, poor form. I know you're friends with Madeline.
580 00:37:13,606 00:37:14,653 It's all good. It's all good.
581 00:37:14,733 00:37:18,738 - Hey! - Hey! Everything okay here? - Hey! - Hey! Everything okay here?
582 00:37:18,820 00:37:19,821 Everything's great. Everything's great.
583 00:37:19,946 00:37:21,744 So nice of you to ask, Harper. So nice of you to ask, Harper.
584 00:37:21,823 00:37:25,327 You know, schools should set up special commendations for gestures like that. You know, schools should set up special commendations for gestures like that.
585 00:37:25,410 00:37:26,457 Maybe I'll start a petition. Maybe I'll start a petition.
586 00:37:27,912 00:37:29,835 "Petition"! Touché. "Petition"! Touché.
587 00:37:29,914 00:37:32,167 All right, I'm going to work, girls. See you later. All right, I'm going to work, girls. See you later.
588 00:37:32,292 00:37:33,339 Bye. Bye.
589 00:37:34,169 00:37:36,342 We just want our children to be safe, that's all. We just want our children to be safe, that's all.
590 00:37:36,463 00:37:38,090 Of course we do. It takes a village. Of course we do. It takes a village.
591 00:37:38,173 00:37:39,595 Got to have each other's backs, right? Got to have each other's backs, right?
592 00:37:40,425 00:37:42,018 Who's got yours? Who's got yours?
593 00:37:44,763 00:37:46,185 There was this rumor whipping around There was this rumor whipping around
594 00:37:46,264 00:37:49,359 that Jane and Renata had settled their differences. that Jane and Renata had settled their differences.
595 00:37:49,434 00:37:50,481 I never bought it. I never bought it.
596 00:37:50,810 00:37:54,531 I believe women are chemically incapable of forgiveness. I believe women are chemically incapable of forgiveness.
597 00:38:01,362 00:38:02,363 It's pretty, huh? It's pretty, huh?
598 00:38:05,366 00:38:08,495 So this is our two-bedroom, two-bath. So this is our two-bedroom, two-bath.
599 00:38:09,954 00:38:12,628 You know, some of the units come furnished, but personally, You know, some of the units come furnished, but personally,
600 00:38:12,707 00:38:15,301 I think the décor is hideous. I think the décor is hideous.
601 00:38:15,376 00:38:17,720 And they're on the ground floor, so you don't get this view. And they're on the ground floor, so you don't get this view.
602 00:38:17,796 00:38:19,389 No, unfurnished is fine. No, unfurnished is fine.
603 00:38:21,049 00:38:23,893 - It's definitely on the Monterey city limits? - Yeah. - It's definitely on the Monterey city limits? - Yeah.
604 00:38:24,010 00:38:25,637 We're Southwest Monterey. We're Southwest Monterey.
605 00:38:27,347 00:38:28,974 And it's available now? And it's available now?
606 00:38:29,057 00:38:31,059 You can move in tomorrow. You can move in tomorrow.
607 00:38:33,686 00:38:35,404 - What a beautiful sunset. - Mmm. - What a beautiful sunset. - Mmm.
608 00:38:40,652 00:38:42,654 Do you think I'd be able to come back a little later Do you think I'd be able to come back a little later
609 00:38:42,737 00:38:44,410 and spend some time here by myself? and spend some time here by myself?
610 00:38:44,906 00:38:46,579 - Yeah. - It probably sounds weird. - Yeah. - It probably sounds weird.
611 00:38:46,699 00:38:47,825 No, it doesn't sound weird. No, it doesn't sound weird.
612 00:38:47,909 00:38:50,082 I mean, it's possibly where you'll be living, right? I mean, it's possibly where you'll be living, right?
613 00:38:50,203 00:38:52,547 I'm just going to leave you the key, and I'll clear it with the office, I'm just going to leave you the key, and I'll clear it with the office,
614 00:38:52,622 00:38:54,841 -and just take as much time as you need. - That's amazing. Thank you. -and just take as much time as you need. - That's amazing. Thank you.
615 00:38:54,916 00:38:57,590 Just call me tomorrow. Let me know. Just call me tomorrow. Let me know.
616 00:39:20,275 00:39:22,118 If you feel yourself getting angry, If you feel yourself getting angry,
617 00:39:22,193 00:39:25,197 just remember it's all about getting along for Abigail's sake. just remember it's all about getting along for Abigail's sake.
618 00:39:25,280 00:39:28,409 I'm going to be fine. I took a little something. I'm going to be fine. I took a little something.
619 00:39:29,909 00:39:31,411 Just a half. Just a half.
620 00:39:33,288 00:39:35,416 This is a good thing that we're doing. This is a good thing that we're doing.
621 00:39:41,629 00:39:44,132 Such a long drive... Such a long drive...
622 00:39:44,215 00:39:45,432 Good. Everything looks good. Good. Everything looks good.
623 00:39:48,428 00:39:50,305 And the chef, not too bad. And the chef, not too bad.
624 00:39:50,430 00:39:51,807 The cook's even better. The cook's even better.
625 00:39:53,766 00:39:55,063 Uh, Madeline, do you want some more bread? Uh, Madeline, do you want some more bread?
626 00:39:55,143 00:39:57,737 - Mmm, yes, please. So yummy. - Honey, will you pass that? Thank you. - Mmm, yes, please. So yummy. - Honey, will you pass that? Thank you.
627 00:39:57,812 00:40:00,486 Bonnie, I love this music. Is this Adele? Bonnie, I love this music. Is this Adele?
628 00:40:00,565 00:40:02,442 Uh, no, it's Sade, actually. Uh, no, it's Sade, actually.
629 00:40:02,817 00:40:03,989 We should get this, honey. We should get this, honey.
630 00:40:04,068 00:40:05,320 Oh, we have it. Oh, we have it.
631 00:40:05,403 00:40:06,495 Red wine, anyone? Red wine, anyone?
632 00:40:06,571 00:40:07,914 I know white goes with fish, but I like red. I know white goes with fish, but I like red.
633 00:40:07,989 00:40:09,081 Yes, please. Yes, please.
634 00:40:12,619 00:40:13,996 Down the hatch. Down the hatch.
635 00:40:14,078 00:40:15,751 I love this place setting, I love this place setting,
636 00:40:15,830 00:40:17,924 like when there's extra forks and extra spoons, like when there's extra forks and extra spoons,
637 00:40:17,999 00:40:19,421 especially the little tiny forks. especially the little tiny forks.
638 00:40:19,500 00:40:20,843 It feels so special, doesn't it? It feels so special, doesn't it?
639 00:40:20,960 00:40:22,678 I just want to use all of them. I just want to use all of them.
640 00:40:22,795 00:40:24,672 The little ones are for the oysters. The little ones are for the oysters.
641 00:40:24,756 00:40:27,680 And I love these really creative little cups. And I love these really creative little cups.
642 00:40:27,759 00:40:29,261 - They're clay. I think they're from Mexico. - Yeah. - They're clay. I think they're from Mexico. - Yeah.
643 00:40:29,344 00:40:30,345 That's so nice. That's so nice.
644 00:40:30,470 00:40:36,193 Ed prefers more traditional glass cups for wine, but these are... Ed prefers more traditional glass cups for wine, but these are...
645 00:40:36,267 00:40:38,110 I'm actually more kind of a beer guy, but... I'm actually more kind of a beer guy, but...
646 00:40:38,186 00:40:39,187 Oh, do you want some beer? Oh, do you want some beer?
647 00:40:39,312 00:40:40,359 - Oh, no, no, no. - We have some. - Oh, no, no, no. - We have some.
648 00:40:40,480 00:40:41,527 - Are you sure? - Sit down. - Are you sure? - Sit down.
649 00:40:41,648 00:40:43,616 - You've done enough. - And since we're talking about wineglasses, - You've done enough. - And since we're talking about wineglasses,
650 00:40:43,691 00:40:44,943 -let's have a toast! - A toast. -let's have a toast! - A toast.
651 00:40:45,026 00:40:46,198 - Yes, toast. - Toast. - Yes, toast. - Toast.
652 00:40:46,986 00:40:48,033 The, uh... The, uh...
653 00:40:48,655 00:40:49,952 To, um... For... To, um... For...
654 00:40:50,031 00:40:53,205 - I should make a toast. - Please. - I should make a toast. - Please.
655 00:40:53,326 00:40:56,375 To Nathan and Bonnie. To Nathan and Bonnie.
656 00:40:56,496 00:40:58,624 - Because I heard... - And none of us killing each other. - Because I heard... - And none of us killing each other.
657 00:40:58,706 00:41:00,333 Yeah, right. Yeah, right.
658 00:41:00,708 00:41:02,881 I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding.
659 00:41:06,005 00:41:07,632 This is yummy wine. This is yummy wine.
660 00:41:07,715 00:41:09,717 - Mmm, is it? - It's really good. - Mmm, is it? - It's really good.
661 00:41:11,010 00:41:12,978 Uh, is Abigail going to join us for dinner? Uh, is Abigail going to join us for dinner?
662 00:41:13,054 00:41:14,806 She'll be down for dessert. She'll be down for dessert.
663 00:41:14,889 00:41:17,563 She says she can only be stuck with the grown-ups for so long. She says she can only be stuck with the grown-ups for so long.
664 00:41:17,642 00:41:18,734 Yeah. Yeah.
665 00:41:19,227 00:41:21,400 I think she's just wanting us to have some bonding time. I think she's just wanting us to have some bonding time.
666 00:41:21,521 00:41:24,570 Teenagers. Oh, she's probably working on her secret project. Teenagers. Oh, she's probably working on her secret project.
667 00:41:26,025 00:41:27,743 I'm so curious. I'm so curious.
668 00:41:27,819 00:41:30,072 - Do you guys know what that is? - Mmm-hmm. - Do you guys know what that is? - Mmm-hmm.
669 00:41:30,154 00:41:31,872 Yeah, we just found out, what it is. Yeah. Yeah, we just found out, what it is. Yeah.
670 00:41:32,532 00:41:34,751 - No way. - Do tell. - No way. - Do tell.
671 00:41:36,411 00:41:38,084 Baby? Baby?
672 00:41:38,329 00:41:41,048 It's unconventional. It's even a little radical. It's unconventional. It's even a little radical.
673 00:41:41,666 00:41:42,918 Good. Good.
674 00:41:43,042 00:41:45,420 Listen, when I first heard about it, I overreacted, Listen, when I first heard about it, I overreacted,
675 00:41:45,503 00:41:49,258 and I just got to caution you guys to take a breath, process it, and I just got to caution you guys to take a breath, process it,
676 00:41:49,340 00:41:51,263 before jumping to a judgment. before jumping to a judgment.
677 00:41:51,342 00:41:53,265 Okay, can you just tell us what it is? Okay, can you just tell us what it is?
678 00:41:55,221 00:41:56,347 us... us...
679 00:41:56,431 00:41:58,775 Well, she's attempting to raise money for Amnesty International. Well, she's attempting to raise money for Amnesty International.
680 00:41:58,891 00:42:00,609 - All right. - So she showed me her website. - All right. - So she showed me her website.
681 00:42:00,727 00:42:02,775 - It's like very professionally done. - Website... - It's like very professionally done. - Website...
682 00:42:07,567 00:42:08,614 I... I...
683 00:42:08,735 00:42:13,616 Abigail is auctioning off her virginity Abigail is auctioning off her virginity
684 00:42:13,740 00:42:16,459 in order to raise money to protest sex slavery. in order to raise money to protest sex slavery.
685 00:42:17,368 00:42:19,041 - What? - Yes. - What? - Yes.
686 00:42:20,413 00:42:21,790 - Very funny. - No, I'm being serious. - Very funny. - No, I'm being serious.
687 00:42:22,749 00:42:25,047 She said if a seven-year-old can be sold into sex slavery, She said if a seven-year-old can be sold into sex slavery,
688 00:42:25,126 00:42:26,719 then no one would bat an eye then no one would bat an eye
689 00:42:26,794 00:42:29,968 if a white, rich American girl would sell hers online. if a white, rich American girl would sell hers online.
690 00:42:31,299 00:42:32,721 This is for real? This is for real?
691 00:42:32,800 00:42:34,473 Look, it's not gone live yet, Look, it's not gone live yet,
692 00:42:34,552 00:42:36,646 and we have no intention of letting that happen, obviously. and we have no intention of letting that happen, obviously.
693 00:42:36,721 00:42:39,725 You know, Nathan, if this is some sort of joke... You know, Nathan, if this is some sort of joke...
694 00:42:39,807 00:42:41,730 This is not funny, Nathan. This is not funny, Nathan.
695 00:42:41,809 00:42:47,316 Okay, it's shocking, and a bit disturbing, Okay, it's shocking, and a bit disturbing,
696 00:42:47,440 00:42:51,820 but I think it is important that we separate the nobility of the cause but I think it is important that we separate the nobility of the cause
697 00:42:51,944 00:42:54,322 from the misguided means of pursuing it, you know? from the misguided means of pursuing it, you know?
698 00:42:55,281 00:42:58,000 We champion the former and dissuade her from the latter, right? We champion the former and dissuade her from the latter, right?
699 00:42:58,242 00:42:59,994 Oh, honey! Oh, honey!
700 00:43:00,119 00:43:02,247 - Are you okay? - That's okay. That's okay. That's okay. - Are you okay? - That's okay. That's okay. That's okay.
701 00:43:02,330 00:43:03,502 I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it.
702 00:43:03,623 00:43:06,172 That's a human reaction. That's completely... Baby, get a... That's a human reaction. That's completely... Baby, get a...
703 00:43:06,292 00:43:07,339 You okay, honey? You okay, honey?
704 00:43:07,460 00:43:09,007 No, I'm not. No, I'm not.
705 00:43:09,128 00:43:11,256 - Oh, my God. - Oh, honey. - Oh, my God. - Oh, honey.
706 00:43:11,339 00:43:13,433 Okay. Thank you. Thank you. Okay. Thank you. Thank you.
707 00:43:13,508 00:43:14,851 That's all right. Here. That's all right. Here.
708 00:43:14,967 00:43:16,184 That's all right. That's all right.
709 00:43:16,302 00:43:18,020 This is how you parent, Nathan? This is how you parent, Nathan?
710 00:43:18,096 00:43:21,100 She's been under your roof for two minutes and now she's some sort of prostitute? She's been under your roof for two minutes and now she's some sort of prostitute?
711 00:43:21,182 00:43:22,183 Did I tell you? Did I tell you?
712 00:43:22,308 00:43:24,686 - Great parenting! - All right, let's all just settle for a minute. - Great parenting! - All right, let's all just settle for a minute.
713 00:43:24,769 00:43:26,487 Okay? Please. Let's just settle. Okay? Please. Let's just settle.
714 00:43:27,605 00:43:32,031 Let's remember that we are living in the time of Facebook, and reality... Let's remember that we are living in the time of Facebook, and reality...
715 00:43:32,110 00:43:33,362 Ugh... God damn it! Ugh... God damn it!
716 00:43:33,694 00:43:35,617 - Oh, my... - Shit. - Oh, my... - Shit.
717 00:43:35,696 00:43:37,198 It's the shrimp. It's the shrimp.
718 00:43:37,281 00:43:39,534 I'd heard that Abigail was a little slutty. I'd heard that Abigail was a little slutty.
719 00:43:39,659 00:43:41,878 Knowing the mother, I wouldn't be surprised. Knowing the mother, I wouldn't be surprised.
720 00:43:48,042 00:43:49,840 - Bye, guys. - Bye. - Bye, guys. - Bye.
721 00:43:49,919 00:43:50,966 Where are you going? Where are you going?
722 00:43:51,045 00:43:52,888 Out for dinner with Jane. Out for dinner with Jane.
723 00:44:09,730 00:44:11,073 That's enough. That's enough.
724 00:44:12,483 00:44:13,700 Abigail! Abigail!
725 00:44:21,033 00:44:22,285 You're done with dinner already? You're done with dinner already?
726 00:44:22,368 00:44:24,416 Look, I don't even know where to begin about this, Look, I don't even know where to begin about this,
727 00:44:24,495 00:44:26,168 so I'm just going to go straight to the end. so I'm just going to go straight to the end.
728 00:44:26,247 00:44:29,751 This is wrong, Abigail. Completely wrong. This is wrong, Abigail. Completely wrong.
729 00:44:30,209 00:44:32,632 And I salute your cause. I really do. And I salute your cause. I really do.
730 00:44:32,712 00:44:33,804 But what? But what?
731 00:44:33,880 00:44:36,303 Saluting a cause? Recognizing a problem isn't enough. Saluting a cause? Recognizing a problem isn't enough.
732 00:44:36,382 00:44:37,725 A person has to do something. A person has to do something.
733 00:44:37,800 00:44:40,223 Well, this something is not that, honey. Well, this something is not that, honey.
734 00:44:40,303 00:44:41,429 What about your play? What about your play?
735 00:44:41,512 00:44:42,729 What about my play? What about my play?
736 00:44:42,805 00:44:45,228 You said it spoke to you because it was about finding a purpose in life, You said it spoke to you because it was about finding a purpose in life,
737 00:44:45,308 00:44:46,355 which I get. which I get.
738 00:44:46,434 00:44:48,436 Making your mark. I get that. Making your mark. I get that.
739 00:44:48,519 00:44:51,318 You're the one who always said a person's life needs to matter. You're the one who always said a person's life needs to matter.
740 00:44:51,397 00:44:52,990 - Okay. - Was it all just bullshit? - Okay. - Was it all just bullshit?
741 00:44:53,065 00:44:54,408 No, it's not. No, it's not.
742 00:44:54,483 00:44:56,827 And I'm not going to give you some long song-and-dance And I'm not going to give you some long song-and-dance
743 00:44:56,903 00:44:59,577 about how precious and sacred your beautiful body is. about how precious and sacred your beautiful body is.
744 00:44:59,655 00:45:03,330 But it is not for sale, Abigail. Not ever. But it is not for sale, Abigail. Not ever.
745 00:45:03,409 00:45:06,333 No matter what cause, no matter what cost. No matter what cause, no matter what cost.
746 00:45:06,412 00:45:08,255 And one day, you're going to look back at this, And one day, you're going to look back at this,
747 00:45:08,331 00:45:10,004 probably pretty soon, and think, probably pretty soon, and think,
748 00:45:10,082 00:45:11,629 "What the fuck was I thinking? "What the fuck was I thinking?
749 00:45:11,709 00:45:14,087 "Why was I going to fuck up my life like that?" "Why was I going to fuck up my life like that?"
750 00:45:14,295 00:45:16,764 Must be nice to be so right. Must be nice to be so right.
751 00:45:16,839 00:45:19,012 - I'm not right! - And so perfect. - I'm not right! - And so perfect.
752 00:45:19,091 00:45:21,059 I'm not fucking perfect! I'm not fucking perfect!
753 00:45:22,261 00:45:25,140 You think you know me so well? I fuck up, too! You think you know me so well? I fuck up, too!
754 00:45:26,057 00:45:29,436 I make mistakes. I've made mistakes bigger than this. I make mistakes. I've made mistakes bigger than this.
755 00:45:35,775 00:45:38,028 Last year I cheated on Ed. Last year I cheated on Ed.
756 00:45:40,112 00:45:41,455 I ended it very quickly. I ended it very quickly.
757 00:45:47,453 00:45:52,835 And the two things I value most in this life are my kids and my marriage, And the two things I value most in this life are my kids and my marriage,
758 00:45:52,917 00:45:55,670 and I risked destroying both of them. and I risked destroying both of them.
759 00:45:57,463 00:46:02,139 Just because I was selfish, or... Just because I was selfish, or...
760 00:46:03,803 00:46:07,683 So tell me... Don't tell me I'm perfect, okay? So tell me... Don't tell me I'm perfect, okay?
761 00:46:09,100 00:46:11,068 I know about fucking up. I know about fucking up.
762 00:46:13,646 00:46:16,820 And fucking up doesn't make your dad and I get back together. And fucking up doesn't make your dad and I get back together.
763 00:46:18,734 00:46:23,786 Fucking up doesn't fix your life, okay? Fucking up doesn't fix your life, okay?
764 00:46:25,700 00:46:29,580 At least what you were going to do was for a good cause, and... At least what you were going to do was for a good cause, and...
765 00:46:32,039 00:46:34,258 I was just being selfish. I was just being selfish.
766 00:46:36,502 00:46:37,879 Do you still love Ed? Do you still love Ed?
767 00:47:28,220 00:47:30,723 Mom, watch this. Mom, watch this.
768 00:47:37,104 00:47:38,651 September September
769 00:47:40,066 00:47:43,946 The day I will always remember, yes I will The day I will always remember, yes I will
770 00:47:45,529 00:47:50,581 Because that was the day that my daddy died Because that was the day that my daddy died
771 00:47:52,953 00:47:55,877 I never got a chance to see I never got a chance to see
772 00:47:57,041 00:48:01,091 Never heard nothin' but bad things about him Never heard nothin' but bad things about him
773 00:48:01,170 00:48:05,892 Momma I'm depending on you to tell me the truth Momma I'm depending on you to tell me the truth