This tool is beta test, If You got some problem please contact us
# | Start | End | Original | Translated |
---|---|---|---|---|
1 | 00:02:13,550 | 00:02:15,973 | - What's out there? - You scared me. | - What's out there? - You scared me. |
2 | 00:02:16,887 | 00:02:20,642 | Gonna have to tie a bell around your neck so you don't keep sneaking up on me. | Gonna have to tie a bell around your neck so you don't keep sneaking up on me. |
3 | 00:02:20,724 | 00:02:22,567 | What do you look at in the ocean? | What do you look at in the ocean? |
4 | 00:02:24,061 | 00:02:25,278 | Oh, nothing. | Oh, nothing. |
5 | 00:02:26,563 | 00:02:29,112 | You spend a lot of time staring at "nothing." | You spend a lot of time staring at "nothing." |
6 | 00:02:31,234 | 00:02:32,577 | Okay, I take it back. | Okay, I take it back. |
7 | 00:02:33,403 | 00:02:36,907 | It's something, it's the big "out there." | It's something, it's the big "out there." |
8 | 00:02:38,492 | 00:02:42,747 | The ocean is powerful, but mostly it's vast. | The ocean is powerful, but mostly it's vast. |
9 | 00:02:45,082 | 00:02:47,130 | It's full of life, mystery. | It's full of life, mystery. |
10 | 00:02:48,585 | 00:02:51,464 | Who knows what lies out there beneath the surface? | Who knows what lies out there beneath the surface? |
11 | 00:02:52,422 | 00:02:55,767 | - Monsters? - Monsters? Maybe. | - Monsters? - Monsters? Maybe. |
12 | 00:02:56,677 | 00:02:59,100 | Dreams, sunken treasure. | Dreams, sunken treasure. |
13 | 00:03:01,264 | 00:03:04,438 | It's the great unknown. That's what the ocean is. | It's the great unknown. That's what the ocean is. |
14 | 00:03:07,771 | 00:03:09,444 | I don't want to go, Mom. | I don't want to go, Mom. |
15 | 00:03:10,023 | 00:03:11,821 | I know you don't, but you have to. | I know you don't, but you have to. |
16 | 00:03:12,776 | 00:03:13,993 | It's gonna be fine. | It's gonna be fine. |
17 | 00:03:14,111 | 00:03:15,954 | They all think I choked that girl. | They all think I choked that girl. |
18 | 00:03:16,113 | 00:03:18,787 | Yeah, but you know that you didn't and I know that you didn't. | Yeah, but you know that you didn't and I know that you didn't. |
19 | 00:03:19,116 | 00:03:21,460 | And it's good enough for me. It should be good enough for you. | And it's good enough for me. It should be good enough for you. |
20 | 00:03:21,535 | 00:03:24,288 | It's gonna be good enough for everyone else, too. | It's gonna be good enough for everyone else, too. |
21 | 00:03:27,040 | 00:03:28,462 | What's our mantra? | What's our mantra? |
22 | 00:03:29,459 | 00:03:30,631 | Every day, we're gonna be... | Every day, we're gonna be... |
23 | 00:03:31,795 | 00:03:32,967 | - Brave. - So brave. | - Brave. - So brave. |
24 | 00:03:33,046 | 00:03:34,298 | Good job. Let's go. | Good job. Let's go. |
25 | 00:03:35,048 | 00:03:37,301 | Mom. Why did we move here? | Mom. Why did we move here? |
26 | 00:03:37,634 | 00:03:38,681 | Ziggy- | Ziggy- |
27 | 00:03:43,515 | 00:03:44,562 | Okay. | Okay. |
28 | 00:03:47,227 | 00:03:50,481 | I don't have time for this this morning. Please put your shirt on. | I don't have time for this this morning. Please put your shirt on. |
29 | 00:03:50,814 | 00:03:52,566 | Why did we move here? | Why did we move here? |
30 | 00:03:55,318 | 00:03:57,161 | - Why? - That's enough. | - Why? - That's enough. |
31 | 00:04:01,533 | 00:04:03,251 | You can finish that in the car. Let's go. | You can finish that in the car. Let's go. |
32 | 00:04:05,704 | 00:04:08,082 | I don't mean to do your job but it begs the question, | I don't mean to do your job but it begs the question, |
33 | 00:04:08,331 | 00:04:09,753 | "Is she running from something?" | "Is she running from something?" |
34 | 00:04:09,833 | 00:04:11,961 | You cannot be serious, Joseph. | You cannot be serious, Joseph. |
35 | 00:04:13,420 | 00:04:14,512 | What? | What? |
36 | 00:04:15,172 | 00:04:16,219 | No. | No. |
37 | 00:04:16,882 | 00:04:18,805 | No, this makes us look like cowards. | No, this makes us look like cowards. |
38 | 00:04:18,884 | 00:04:20,557 | If you roll over on this, it sets a precedent... | If you roll over on this, it sets a precedent... |
39 | 00:04:20,677 | 00:04:23,180 | - He basically laughed. - Do not yell at me! | - He basically laughed. - Do not yell at me! |
40 | 00:04:23,680 | 00:04:25,933 | - They don't know. - You're the one... Honey, can you... | - They don't know. - You're the one... Honey, can you... |
41 | 00:04:26,016 | 00:04:27,768 | If I go talk to the mayor, he might consider legal... | If I go talk to the mayor, he might consider legal... |
42 | 00:04:27,851 | 00:04:29,899 | Do you understand the precedent that you'd be setting? | Do you understand the precedent that you'd be setting? |
43 | 00:04:30,020 | 00:04:31,897 | - I'd have to solicit the city council... - Don't yell at me. | - I'd have to solicit the city council... - Don't yell at me. |
44 | 00:04:32,022 | 00:04:33,239 | ...to even get funding to retain a lawyer. | ...to even get funding to retain a lawyer. |
45 | 00:04:33,356 | 00:04:34,357 | You know what? | You know what? |
46 | 00:04:34,441 | 00:04:37,786 | I'm a lady and I've never said this to anybody ever in my entire life, | I'm a lady and I've never said this to anybody ever in my entire life, |
47 | 00:04:37,861 | 00:04:38,908 | but I'm going to say it to you. | but I'm going to say it to you. |
48 | 00:04:39,029 | 00:04:40,952 | You can go fuck yourself on the head. | You can go fuck yourself on the head. |
49 | 00:04:46,077 | 00:04:47,545 | Right on the head? | Right on the head? |
50 | 00:04:48,038 | 00:04:49,790 | I'm sorry, but he's trying to shut down Avenue Q. | I'm sorry, but he's trying to shut down Avenue Q. |
51 | 00:04:49,873 | 00:04:51,466 | He says it's too controversial. | He says it's too controversial. |
52 | 00:04:51,541 | 00:04:53,543 | What does he want to replace it with? | What does he want to replace it with? |
53 | 00:04:53,627 | 00:04:55,300 | Don't tell me Cats. | Don't tell me Cats. |
54 | 00:05:05,388 | 00:05:07,231 | Do you remember your first day at school? | Do you remember your first day at school? |
55 | 00:05:08,725 | 00:05:10,068 | I do, actually. | I do, actually. |
56 | 00:05:11,895 | 00:05:15,240 | I got asked out on a date by a second-grader, no less. | I got asked out on a date by a second-grader, no less. |
57 | 00:05:16,066 | 00:05:17,409 | Did we accept? | Did we accept? |
58 | 00:05:19,236 | 00:05:20,909 | He wore white Docksiders. | He wore white Docksiders. |
59 | 00:05:27,244 | 00:05:29,087 | I'm sorry about last night. | I'm sorry about last night. |
60 | 00:05:31,456 | 00:05:33,049 | The idea of a bully in the class... | The idea of a bully in the class... |
61 | 00:05:33,124 | 00:05:35,673 | I don't think he's a bully, but you're probably right. | I don't think he's a bully, but you're probably right. |
62 | 00:05:35,752 | 00:05:37,675 | We should err on the side of safety. | We should err on the side of safety. |
63 | 00:05:42,801 | 00:05:44,849 | Wish I didn't have to fly out tonight. | Wish I didn't have to fly out tonight. |
64 | 00:05:49,599 | 00:05:51,567 | I was thinking, when you get back from Vienna, | I was thinking, when you get back from Vienna, |
65 | 00:05:51,643 | 00:05:53,611 | maybe we could see another counselor. | maybe we could see another counselor. |
66 | 00:05:57,816 | 00:05:59,989 | Yeah. I think it's a good idea. | Yeah. I think it's a good idea. |
67 | 00:06:03,488 | 00:06:06,116 | This is gonna be a really good year for us, Sparkles. | This is gonna be a really good year for us, Sparkles. |
68 | 00:06:11,621 | 00:06:14,044 | - We'll just go away forever. - Why? | - We'll just go away forever. - Why? |
69 | 00:06:14,124 | 00:06:16,047 | That's what the rulebook says. | That's what the rulebook says. |
70 | 00:06:17,294 | 00:06:18,295 | Oops. | Oops. |
71 | 00:06:18,378 | 00:06:20,972 | Oh, wow. Bit of a line here. | Oh, wow. Bit of a line here. |
72 | 00:06:22,632 | 00:06:23,724 | Oh, it'll move quickly. | Oh, it'll move quickly. |
73 | 00:06:23,800 | 00:06:26,098 | We just drop-and-go. They've got it down to a science. | We just drop-and-go. They've got it down to a science. |
74 | 00:06:26,177 | 00:06:27,474 | Water, water, water. | Water, water, water. |
75 | 00:06:27,971 | 00:06:29,097 | We don't go in? | We don't go in? |
76 | 00:06:29,180 | 00:06:32,024 | No, we just drop them off. They can't be bothered with the parents now. | No, we just drop them off. They can't be bothered with the parents now. |
77 | 00:06:32,642 | 00:06:34,815 | What, so we don't get to meet the teachers? | What, so we don't get to meet the teachers? |
78 | 00:06:34,978 | 00:06:37,072 | We did all that yesterday at orientation. | We did all that yesterday at orientation. |
79 | 00:06:37,480 | 00:06:40,825 | No. They go right into class today, don't you? | No. They go right into class today, don't you? |
80 | 00:06:41,318 | 00:06:42,490 | Big boys. | Big boys. |
81 | 00:06:47,991 | 00:06:50,414 | Max, look what the witch gives me. | Max, look what the witch gives me. |
82 | 00:06:50,827 | 00:06:51,828 | MAXI Whoa! | MAXI Whoa! |
83 | 00:06:52,162 | 00:06:53,835 | And that's not something you could have mentioned? | And that's not something you could have mentioned? |
84 | 00:06:55,332 | 00:06:56,549 | We discussed it. | We discussed it. |
85 | 00:07:02,839 | 00:07:03,886 | Hey! | Hey! |
86 | 00:07:04,507 | 00:07:06,100 | School time. | School time. |
87 | 00:07:13,183 | 00:07:14,560 | You could've told me the Orientation Day was... | You could've told me the Orientation Day was... |
88 | 00:07:14,684 | 00:07:15,685 | Don't. | Don't. |
89 | 00:07:17,228 | 00:07:18,821 | We may have assigned seats. | We may have assigned seats. |
90 | 00:07:18,897 | 00:07:21,195 | If not, you can plop down right next to me. | If not, you can plop down right next to me. |
91 | 00:07:21,733 | 00:07:22,780 | Hi, Skye. | Hi, Skye. |
92 | 00:07:24,027 | 00:07:28,032 | - This is my friend, Ziggy. - Hi. We're half-sisters. | - This is my friend, Ziggy. - Hi. We're half-sisters. |
93 | 00:07:28,531 | 00:07:29,908 | Sort of. | Sort of. |
94 | 00:07:30,033 | 00:07:33,037 | - My mom was married to her dad. - Hi, Chloe. | - My mom was married to her dad. - Hi, Chloe. |
95 | 00:07:45,632 | 00:07:47,930 | - Hey, Mama Bear. - Hi. | - Hey, Mama Bear. - Hi. |
96 | 00:07:48,051 | 00:07:49,428 | I'm going to yoga class. You wanna join me? | I'm going to yoga class. You wanna join me? |
97 | 00:07:49,552 | 00:07:52,146 | I would love to, but I have a job interview. | I would love to, but I have a job interview. |
98 | 00:07:52,222 | 00:07:53,439 | Oh, wow. | Oh, wow. |
99 | 00:07:54,891 | 00:07:56,108 | Don't worry about him, honey. | Don't worry about him, honey. |
100 | 00:07:56,226 | 00:07:58,729 | He's gonna be fine. I promise. | He's gonna be fine. I promise. |
101 | 00:07:59,771 | 00:08:01,114 | Get laid, bitch. | Get laid, bitch. |
102 | 00:08:01,606 | 00:08:03,404 | God! See you later. | God! See you later. |
103 | 00:08:07,404 | 00:08:10,374 | Maybe it was inappropriate handing out invites on the first day, | Maybe it was inappropriate handing out invites on the first day, |
104 | 00:08:10,448 | 00:08:12,416 | but Renata's a planner. | but Renata's a planner. |
105 | 00:08:12,951 | 00:08:14,999 | Renata was sending a message. | Renata was sending a message. |
106 | 00:08:18,456 | 00:08:20,424 | I was thinking you could do it. | I was thinking you could do it. |
107 | 00:08:22,085 | 00:08:24,338 | I don't practice anymore. I can't. | I don't practice anymore. I can't. |
108 | 00:08:24,421 | 00:08:27,265 | I know, but you could come out of retirement just this one time, | I know, but you could come out of retirement just this one time, |
109 | 00:08:27,340 | 00:08:29,263 | so you could safeguard all the arts for Monterey. | so you could safeguard all the arts for Monterey. |
110 | 00:08:29,342 | 00:08:30,389 | Plus, hear me out. | Plus, hear me out. |
111 | 00:08:30,468 | 00:08:31,845 | I would be your only client, | I would be your only client, |
112 | 00:08:31,928 | 00:08:35,023 | and how fun would that be to have drinks with the client? | and how fun would that be to have drinks with the client? |
113 | 00:08:37,767 | 00:08:40,316 | - Yoga is a time for quiet reflection. - Yeah, I know. | - Yoga is a time for quiet reflection. - Yeah, I know. |
114 | 00:08:40,937 | 00:08:43,781 | - I don't like to be touched. - Okay. Breathe into it. | - I don't like to be touched. - Okay. Breathe into it. |
115 | 00:08:43,857 | 00:08:45,450 | - Okay. - There you go. | - Okay. - There you go. |
116 | 00:08:47,944 | 00:08:49,321 | Back corner. | Back corner. |
117 | 00:08:51,698 | 00:08:53,416 | Oh, you've got to be kidding me. | Oh, you've got to be kidding me. |
118 | 00:08:53,491 | 00:08:54,959 | Don't "shush" me. | Don't "shush" me. |
119 | 00:08:55,994 | 00:08:59,123 | She has her own yoga studio. What's she even doing here? | She has her own yoga studio. What's she even doing here? |
120 | 00:08:59,205 | 00:09:00,297 | Okay. | Okay. |
121 | 00:09:01,958 | 00:09:04,461 | We do have a session where the rules are more relaxed, you know? | We do have a session where the rules are more relaxed, you know? |
122 | 00:09:04,794 | 00:09:06,512 | Our perimenopausal class. | Our perimenopausal class. |
123 | 00:09:08,339 | 00:09:11,013 | That won't be necessary. I won't be coming back. | That won't be necessary. I won't be coming back. |
124 | 00:09:13,219 | 00:09:15,187 | You will never believe what she just said to me. | You will never believe what she just said to me. |
125 | 00:09:15,305 | 00:09:18,024 | - What? - Here. No. Here. | - What? - Here. No. Here. |
126 | 00:09:19,976 | 00:09:21,978 | - You look so pretty... - Please don't post that on Facebook. | - You look so pretty... - Please don't post that on Facebook. |
127 | 00:09:22,062 | 00:09:23,655 | - Ed will kill me... - Hey, Maddie. Hey, Celeste. | - Ed will kill me... - Hey, Maddie. Hey, Celeste. |
128 | 00:09:23,730 | 00:09:25,232 | How amazing was that class? | How amazing was that class? |
129 | 00:09:25,315 | 00:09:28,660 | Hi, guys. Nathan, yoga, wow. | Hi, guys. Nathan, yoga, wow. |
130 | 00:09:29,194 | 00:09:31,367 | Yeah. Bonnie got me into it. | Yeah. Bonnie got me into it. |
131 | 00:09:31,821 | 00:09:34,199 | Yeah, well, you know. Gotta sweat out all those toxins. | Yeah, well, you know. Gotta sweat out all those toxins. |
132 | 00:09:34,365 | 00:09:38,370 | We drank like a bottle of wine last night, and today I was like, "You're going to yoga." | We drank like a bottle of wine last night, and today I was like, "You're going to yoga." |
133 | 00:09:39,204 | 00:09:42,208 | You know, I got Abby to sign up for one of my piloxing classes. | You know, I got Abby to sign up for one of my piloxing classes. |
134 | 00:09:42,373 | 00:09:44,717 | That's fantastic. | That's fantastic. |
135 | 00:09:47,003 | 00:09:48,971 | Oh, I'm gonna call again about that petition thing. | Oh, I'm gonna call again about that petition thing. |
136 | 00:09:49,047 | 00:09:50,924 | - I mean, it's ridiculous. - You don't need to worry about it. | - I mean, it's ridiculous. - You don't need to worry about it. |
137 | 00:09:51,007 | 00:09:53,226 | But they should be able to just take my name off it, I mean. | But they should be able to just take my name off it, I mean. |
138 | 00:09:53,343 | 00:09:55,016 | Nothing's gonna stop us, honey. | Nothing's gonna stop us, honey. |
139 | 00:09:55,762 | 00:09:57,514 | Ticking bomb, I'll leave it at that. | Ticking bomb, I'll leave it at that. |
140 | 00:09:58,098 | 00:09:59,395 | Tick, tick, tick. | Tick, tick, tick. |
141 | 00:09:59,724 | 00:10:01,067 | Could she put a shirt on? | Could she put a shirt on? |
142 | 00:10:02,894 | 00:10:03,986 | Boom. | Boom. |
143 | 00:10:04,062 | 00:10:08,909 | Our very first project will be for each of you | Our very first project will be for each of you |
144 | 00:10:09,400 | 00:10:12,028 | to do a family tree. | to do a family tree. |
145 | 00:10:12,362 | 00:10:15,161 | Where you get to talk about your wonderful family. | Where you get to talk about your wonderful family. |
146 | 00:10:15,240 | 00:10:16,583 | Isn't that great? | Isn't that great? |
147 | 00:10:17,033 | 00:10:18,376 | But, before that | But, before that |
148 | 00:10:18,535 | 00:10:22,961 | I am going to introduce you to a very, very special friend to our class. | I am going to introduce you to a very, very special friend to our class. |
149 | 00:10:23,540 | 00:10:28,546 | This is Harry the Hippo. | This is Harry the Hippo. |
150 | 00:10:29,712 | 00:10:34,218 | Now Harry here has been a beloved member of the first grade, | Now Harry here has been a beloved member of the first grade, |
151 | 00:10:34,592 | 00:10:35,764 | for almost... | for almost... |
152 | 00:10:36,427 | 00:10:38,771 | Ten years! | Ten years! |
153 | 00:10:39,556 | 00:10:42,605 | Now I know you're not in kindergarten anymore, | Now I know you're not in kindergarten anymore, |
154 | 00:10:42,934 | 00:10:44,561 | and you're about to find out | and you're about to find out |
155 | 00:10:45,436 | 00:10:49,441 | that the transition to first grade is not always easy. | that the transition to first grade is not always easy. |
156 | 00:10:50,108 | 00:10:53,738 | But with Harry here, you won't even notice it. I promise. | But with Harry here, you won't even notice it. I promise. |
157 | 00:10:54,404 | 00:10:56,077 | And the best part. | And the best part. |
158 | 00:10:56,364 | 00:10:58,617 | You will all have your turn | You will all have your turn |
159 | 00:10:59,409 | 00:11:02,709 | to take Harry home for sleepovers. | to take Harry home for sleepovers. |
160 | 00:11:02,787 | 00:11:03,913 | Yes! | Yes! |
161 | 00:11:04,581 | 00:11:08,051 | Well, I'm going to start off our day by passing Harry around, | Well, I'm going to start off our day by passing Harry around, |
162 | 00:11:08,126 | 00:11:10,970 | so you can all greet him with a hug. Okay? | so you can all greet him with a hug. Okay? |
163 | 00:11:11,462 | 00:11:12,930 | Here you go, Billy. | Here you go, Billy. |
164 | 00:11:13,631 | 00:11:14,723 | Yes. | Yes. |
165 | 00:11:14,883 | 00:11:16,726 | Does Harry want to be hugged? | Does Harry want to be hugged? |
166 | 00:11:16,801 | 00:11:18,269 | Why, yes. Harry loves hugs. | Why, yes. Harry loves hugs. |
167 | 00:11:20,305 | 00:11:22,023 | I mean, look, let's face it. | I mean, look, let's face it. |
168 | 00:11:22,098 | 00:11:24,977 | Amabella picked that Ziggy out of a line-up and she was unwavering. | Amabella picked that Ziggy out of a line-up and she was unwavering. |
169 | 00:11:25,268 | 00:11:27,487 | The kid was off, I'll leave it at that. | The kid was off, I'll leave it at that. |
170 | 00:11:31,649 | 00:11:33,242 | I thought your flight was at 5:00. | I thought your flight was at 5:00. |
171 | 00:11:34,819 | 00:11:36,162 | Traffic might be bad. | Traffic might be bad. |
172 | 00:11:37,280 | 00:11:39,499 | - It's 11:30. - Thank you. Good to know. | - It's 11:30. - Thank you. Good to know. |
173 | 00:11:46,331 | 00:11:47,583 | Are you serious? | Are you serious? |
174 | 00:11:47,832 | 00:11:51,132 | I changed my flight so I could be here on their first day of school. | I changed my flight so I could be here on their first day of school. |
175 | 00:11:52,086 | 00:11:53,713 | And then I don't even get to go in the building. | And then I don't even get to go in the building. |
176 | 00:11:53,796 | 00:11:55,173 | I understand, but I just... | I understand, but I just... |
177 | 00:11:55,298 | 00:11:57,175 | And for you to just dismiss my being upset about it? | And for you to just dismiss my being upset about it? |
178 | 00:11:57,592 | 00:11:59,139 | I didn't dismiss anything. | I didn't dismiss anything. |
179 | 00:12:00,011 | 00:12:02,264 | - I just don't want to get blamed... - Yeah, you know what I think? | - I just don't want to get blamed... - Yeah, you know what I think? |
180 | 00:12:03,139 | 00:12:05,358 | I think you didn't want me to be there for Orientation. | I think you didn't want me to be there for Orientation. |
181 | 00:12:07,644 | 00:12:08,691 | What? | What? |
182 | 00:12:08,811 | 00:12:10,688 | You decided to have that moment all to yourself. | You decided to have that moment all to yourself. |
183 | 00:12:11,773 | 00:12:13,821 | Mommy and her boys. | Mommy and her boys. |
184 | 00:12:14,609 | 00:12:15,986 | You are such a child. | You are such a child. |
185 | 00:12:25,787 | 00:12:26,834 | I'm sorry. | I'm sorry. |
186 | 00:12:28,665 | 00:12:31,509 | I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm... | I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm... |
187 | 00:12:31,668 | 00:12:32,669 | Don't. | Don't. |
188 | 00:12:33,378 | 00:12:34,550 | I'm so sorry. | I'm so sorry. |
189 | 00:12:35,713 | 00:12:36,805 | Fuck. | Fuck. |
190 | 00:12:37,799 | 00:12:39,051 | Hey, hey. Hey, hey. | Hey, hey. Hey, hey. |
191 | 00:12:39,550 | 00:12:41,052 | Sorry. It's just... | Sorry. It's just... |
192 | 00:12:42,053 | 00:12:44,055 | Fuck. I'm sorry. | Fuck. I'm sorry. |
193 | 00:12:46,182 | 00:12:49,561 | It's just, all this traveling, I feel like I'm missing out on so much. | It's just, all this traveling, I feel like I'm missing out on so much. |
194 | 00:12:49,852 | 00:12:51,229 | They'll be grown one day and I... | They'll be grown one day and I... |
195 | 00:12:53,398 | 00:12:55,196 | Sorry. Sorry, sorry. | Sorry. Sorry, sorry. |
196 | 00:13:00,321 | 00:13:02,699 | Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey- | Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey- |
197 | 00:13:08,871 | 00:13:10,248 | No,no,no,no,no. | No,no,no,no,no. |
198 | 00:13:22,760 | 00:13:24,228 | There you go. | There you go. |
199 | 00:13:24,721 | 00:13:26,223 | There you go. | There you go. |
200 | 00:13:45,283 | 00:13:46,375 | Yeah! | Yeah! |
201 | 00:13:51,956 | 00:13:53,048 | No! | No! |
202 | 00:13:53,916 | 00:13:54,917 | Oh, God! | Oh, God! |
203 | 00:14:00,465 | 00:14:01,591 | God. | God. |
204 | 00:14:20,443 | 00:14:21,740 | Perry and Celeste? | Perry and Celeste? |
205 | 00:14:22,278 | 00:14:25,248 | Honestly? I'd sleep with either. | Honestly? I'd sleep with either. |
206 | 00:14:27,950 | 00:14:31,580 | Call the Wall Street Journal and tell them we make a deal now with these guys | Call the Wall Street Journal and tell them we make a deal now with these guys |
207 | 00:14:31,662 | 00:14:33,505 | or they're never gonna have anybody buy them. | or they're never gonna have anybody buy them. |
208 | 00:14:34,457 | 00:14:35,959 | No, this is ridiculous. | No, this is ridiculous. |
209 | 00:14:36,084 | 00:14:37,256 | Juliette? | Juliette? |
210 | 00:14:38,628 | 00:14:41,131 | Because my daughter's gotta get picked up. Sorry, I'm distracted... | Because my daughter's gotta get picked up. Sorry, I'm distracted... |
211 | 00:14:41,255 | 00:14:42,256 | Yes. | Yes. |
212 | 00:14:42,340 | 00:14:44,388 | You need to get in the car right now and... Hold on one second. | You need to get in the car right now and... Hold on one second. |
213 | 00:14:44,467 | 00:14:45,935 | I thought you were picking her up. | I thought you were picking her up. |
214 | 00:14:46,010 | 00:14:47,808 | No, I'm doing an interview here! | No, I'm doing an interview here! |
215 | 00:14:47,929 | 00:14:51,308 | Turns out, it's actually harder to have a part-time job versus a full-time job | Turns out, it's actually harder to have a part-time job versus a full-time job |
216 | 00:14:51,432 | 00:14:54,777 | because, in addition to doing all that work, you're out there scouring for another job. | because, in addition to doing all that work, you're out there scouring for another job. |
217 | 00:14:54,852 | 00:14:58,698 | - Are you looking for another job? - I only do 20 hours a week, max. | - Are you looking for another job? - I only do 20 hours a week, max. |
218 | 00:14:58,815 | 00:15:01,443 | Between you and I, I try and maintain my full-time mommy status, | Between you and I, I try and maintain my full-time mommy status, |
219 | 00:15:01,526 | 00:15:04,370 | so I can lord over women like Renata and the other career mommies. | so I can lord over women like Renata and the other career mommies. |
220 | 00:15:05,947 | 00:15:08,450 | Oh, there they are. Our future world leaders. | Oh, there they are. Our future world leaders. |
221 | 00:15:08,533 | 00:15:09,785 | - Do you see mine? - Yep. | - Do you see mine? - Yep. |
222 | 00:15:10,368 | 00:15:12,962 | - Chloe! - Ma'am, please. | - Chloe! - Ma'am, please. |
223 | 00:15:13,496 | 00:15:15,373 | What, I can't call for my own daughter? | What, I can't call for my own daughter? |
224 | 00:15:15,665 | 00:15:17,167 | Please re-board the vehicle, ma'am. | Please re-board the vehicle, ma'am. |
225 | 00:15:18,501 | 00:15:20,629 | - You causing trouble, woman? - Get in the car. | - You causing trouble, woman? - Get in the car. |
226 | 00:15:20,711 | 00:15:22,964 | And don't ever blow your whistle at me again. | And don't ever blow your whistle at me again. |
227 | 00:15:23,047 | 00:15:24,640 | You're new here, I'm not. | You're new here, I'm not. |
228 | 00:15:25,383 | 00:15:27,385 | - Mommy! - Hi, baby! | - Mommy! - Hi, baby! |
229 | 00:15:28,219 | 00:15:32,645 | - So, how was your first day? - Fine. We got to meet Harry the Hippo. | - So, how was your first day? - Fine. We got to meet Harry the Hippo. |
230 | 00:15:33,349 | 00:15:35,192 | - And, Zig? - Good. | - And, Zig? - Good. |
231 | 00:15:35,309 | 00:15:37,152 | - Yeah? - Teacher's nice. | - Yeah? - Teacher's nice. |
232 | 00:15:37,228 | 00:15:39,356 | She is? Oh, that's amazing! | She is? Oh, that's amazing! |
233 | 00:15:39,647 | 00:15:41,866 | - That's so great. - What's that? | - That's so great. - What's that? |
234 | 00:15:45,695 | 00:15:48,414 | Oh, Amabella's having a party. That's sweet. | Oh, Amabella's having a party. That's sweet. |
235 | 00:15:49,574 | 00:15:51,042 | I didn't get invited. | I didn't get invited. |
236 | 00:15:52,743 | 00:15:55,542 | Honey, you don't know her very well. You don't know her at all. | Honey, you don't know her very well. You don't know her at all. |
237 | 00:15:55,746 | 00:15:57,043 | This is about that stupid accusation. | This is about that stupid accusation. |
238 | 00:15:57,165 | 00:15:58,257 | It's fine. | It's fine. |
239 | 00:16:03,713 | 00:16:05,886 | Okay, what are we listening to? | Okay, what are we listening to? |
240 | 00:16:06,382 | 00:16:09,386 | Feces is never terribly far from Madeline's fan. | Feces is never terribly far from Madeline's fan. |
241 | 00:16:09,510 | 00:16:11,979 | And the whole party thing created a vortex. | And the whole party thing created a vortex. |
242 | 00:16:12,054 | 00:16:13,522 | Outrageous is what it is. | Outrageous is what it is. |
243 | 00:16:13,598 | 00:16:16,226 | For the whole class to be invited with the exception of Ziggy? | For the whole class to be invited with the exception of Ziggy? |
244 | 00:16:16,350 | 00:16:19,524 | - I mean, come on. - Is he the kid who... | - I mean, come on. - Is he the kid who... |
245 | 00:16:20,438 | 00:16:21,940 | - Will you please... - What? | - Will you please... - What? |
246 | 00:16:22,440 | 00:16:23,566 | Chloe. | Chloe. |
247 | 00:16:24,025 | 00:16:26,904 | - Abby, come on. - This is so Renata. | - Abby, come on. - This is so Renata. |
248 | 00:16:27,028 | 00:16:28,780 | On the very first day of school? | On the very first day of school? |
249 | 00:16:29,614 | 00:16:33,335 | Well, if she's convinced that this Ziggy poses a threat to her daughter's safety, | Well, if she's convinced that this Ziggy poses a threat to her daughter's safety, |
250 | 00:16:33,409 | 00:16:34,786 | of course he's not going to get invited. | of course he's not going to get invited. |
251 | 00:16:34,911 | 00:16:35,958 | I'm just saying | I'm just saying |
252 | 00:16:36,078 | 00:16:38,797 | that distributing the invitations in the classroom, | that distributing the invitations in the classroom, |
253 | 00:16:38,915 | 00:16:40,041 | to the exception of one person, | to the exception of one person, |
254 | 00:16:40,124 | 00:16:41,376 | I mean, it's just unacceptable. | I mean, it's just unacceptable. |
255 | 00:16:41,459 | 00:16:43,302 | Thank you, honey. This looks delicious. | Thank you, honey. This looks delicious. |
256 | 00:16:44,754 | 00:16:46,472 | Abby, are you dating the fridge? | Abby, are you dating the fridge? |
257 | 00:16:48,758 | 00:16:52,808 | Mmm. Chloe. I set up a standing play-date with you and Ziggy on Thursdays. | Mmm. Chloe. I set up a standing play-date with you and Ziggy on Thursdays. |
258 | 00:16:53,137 | 00:16:54,263 | Cool. | Cool. |
259 | 00:16:55,890 | 00:16:58,985 | - Are we sure that's a good idea? - Why would it not be? | - Are we sure that's a good idea? - Why would it not be? |
260 | 00:16:59,560 | 00:17:01,813 | We don't know for a fact that he's innocent. | We don't know for a fact that he's innocent. |
261 | 00:17:02,813 | 00:17:06,943 | Maybe the benefit of the doubt should run to Chloe's favor instead of Ziggy. | Maybe the benefit of the doubt should run to Chloe's favor instead of Ziggy. |
262 | 00:17:07,276 | 00:17:10,120 | Are you suggesting I might be putting my daughter in harm's way? | Are you suggesting I might be putting my daughter in harm's way? |
263 | 00:17:10,238 | 00:17:11,956 | Oh, you mean our daughter? | Oh, you mean our daughter? |
264 | 00:17:13,741 | 00:17:16,836 | Chloe, I don't know why you didn't text me or call me when the snub happened. | Chloe, I don't know why you didn't text me or call me when the snub happened. |
265 | 00:17:16,953 | 00:17:18,921 | I might have been able to intervene. | I might have been able to intervene. |
266 | 00:17:18,996 | 00:17:20,248 | How would she call you? | How would she call you? |
267 | 00:17:24,001 | 00:17:25,719 | She has a phone in her doll. | She has a phone in her doll. |
268 | 00:17:25,795 | 00:17:29,800 | Don't start with me right now. It's just for emergencies. | Don't start with me right now. It's just for emergencies. |
269 | 00:17:30,591 | 00:17:32,810 | You really shouldn't encourage her to play with dolls. | You really shouldn't encourage her to play with dolls. |
270 | 00:17:33,427 | 00:17:34,804 | And why is that exactly? | And why is that exactly? |
271 | 00:17:35,846 | 00:17:37,519 | It's a little 1960s. | It's a little 1960s. |
272 | 00:17:37,932 | 00:17:40,185 | Not to mention sexist. Is it a Barbie doll? | Not to mention sexist. Is it a Barbie doll? |
273 | 00:17:40,309 | 00:17:42,778 | You can't fit a phone in a Barbie, dummy. | You can't fit a phone in a Barbie, dummy. |
274 | 00:17:42,853 | 00:17:44,025 | Chloe. | Chloe. |
275 | 00:17:44,647 | 00:17:46,445 | Barbies aren't allowed anyways. | Barbies aren't allowed anyways. |
276 | 00:17:46,524 | 00:17:49,698 | Sylvie Baker's gave Joey Proccacini a boner. | Sylvie Baker's gave Joey Proccacini a boner. |
277 | 00:17:51,362 | 00:17:54,115 | Okay. You know, Abigail, | Okay. You know, Abigail, |
278 | 00:17:54,198 | 00:17:58,044 | I am super impressed with your emerging social conscience, I really am. | I am super impressed with your emerging social conscience, I really am. |
279 | 00:17:58,619 | 00:18:01,714 | Shall we leave it at that or is now the time to pile on Bonnie? | Shall we leave it at that or is now the time to pile on Bonnie? |
280 | 00:18:24,520 | 00:18:27,524 | I just have a very low tolerance for injustice, | I just have a very low tolerance for injustice, |
281 | 00:18:27,815 | 00:18:30,534 | which is exactly what's going on with Ziggy and his mom. | which is exactly what's going on with Ziggy and his mom. |
282 | 00:18:32,570 | 00:18:35,039 | You fled the table when Abby brought up Bonnie. | You fled the table when Abby brought up Bonnie. |
283 | 00:18:37,033 | 00:18:38,660 | I'd ask you what's the deal with Bonnie, | I'd ask you what's the deal with Bonnie, |
284 | 00:18:38,743 | 00:18:41,587 | but I think we both know it's really about Nathan. | but I think we both know it's really about Nathan. |
285 | 00:18:42,413 | 00:18:44,415 | - That is not true. - That is true. | - That is not true. - That is true. |
286 | 00:18:44,540 | 00:18:47,339 | Ed, I shouldn't have to constantly run into the guy. | Ed, I shouldn't have to constantly run into the guy. |
287 | 00:18:47,418 | 00:18:49,466 | Monterey has 30,000 people | Monterey has 30,000 people |
288 | 00:18:49,545 | 00:18:52,970 | and I can't go to a goddamn yoga class without seeing him and her? | and I can't go to a goddamn yoga class without seeing him and her? |
289 | 00:18:53,049 | 00:18:55,598 | And yoga? Give me a break. | And yoga? Give me a break. |
290 | 00:18:55,718 | 00:18:58,813 | When I was married to him, he wouldn't so much as go for a walk, | When I was married to him, he wouldn't so much as go for a walk, |
291 | 00:18:58,888 | 00:19:01,232 | and when he finally did, he never came back. | and when he finally did, he never came back. |
292 | 00:19:01,557 | 00:19:03,355 | Remember that big fight I promised? | Remember that big fight I promised? |
293 | 00:19:03,434 | 00:19:05,107 | - Yeah. - I think now would be a good time. | - Yeah. - I think now would be a good time. |
294 | 00:19:05,227 | 00:19:06,274 | Why? | Why? |
295 | 00:19:07,396 | 00:19:09,444 | Is Nathan the one? | Is Nathan the one? |
296 | 00:19:09,732 | 00:19:10,733 | What? | What? |
297 | 00:19:10,900 | 00:19:12,072 | - What do you mean... - The one. | - What do you mean... - The one. |
298 | 00:19:12,193 | 00:19:13,786 | For every person, there's "the one." | For every person, there's "the one." |
299 | 00:19:15,196 | 00:19:17,574 | Case in point, you're my one. | Case in point, you're my one. |
300 | 00:19:17,698 | 00:19:19,416 | - Well, you are my... - Shut up! | - Well, you are my... - Shut up! |
301 | 00:19:20,785 | 00:19:24,210 | But for you, he's the one you fell irreparably in love with, | But for you, he's the one you fell irreparably in love with, |
302 | 00:19:24,288 | 00:19:26,336 | who irreparably broke your heart. | who irreparably broke your heart. |
303 | 00:19:26,415 | 00:19:29,259 | Who you apparently can't get over, 15 years later. | Who you apparently can't get over, 15 years later. |
304 | 00:19:31,420 | 00:19:32,842 | - Have you lost your mind? - No. | - Have you lost your mind? - No. |
305 | 00:19:32,922 | 00:19:35,926 | I'm never out of my mind. I don't get to be crazy, Madeline. | I'm never out of my mind. I don't get to be crazy, Madeline. |
306 | 00:19:36,217 | 00:19:38,436 | I'm stable, I'm grounded. | I'm stable, I'm grounded. |
307 | 00:19:39,095 | 00:19:41,223 | Good old steady Eddie, that's me. | Good old steady Eddie, that's me. |
308 | 00:19:42,556 | 00:19:43,603 | Wow. | Wow. |
309 | 00:19:44,934 | 00:19:46,652 | Where is this coming from? | Where is this coming from? |
310 | 00:19:47,478 | 00:19:51,153 | It's coming from the fact that you don't really seem to adore me, | It's coming from the fact that you don't really seem to adore me, |
311 | 00:19:51,273 | 00:19:53,571 | that you're rarely interested in having sex. | that you're rarely interested in having sex. |
312 | 00:19:53,651 | 00:19:57,781 | But, specifically today, it's coming from your constant carrying on | But, specifically today, it's coming from your constant carrying on |
313 | 00:19:57,905 | 00:20:01,125 | about Nathan and his seemingly perfect life. | about Nathan and his seemingly perfect life. |
314 | 00:20:01,242 | 00:20:04,496 | Which tells me that you're far from satisfied with your own. | Which tells me that you're far from satisfied with your own. |
315 | 00:20:04,620 | 00:20:06,338 | And I'm fucking sick of it. | And I'm fucking sick of it. |
316 | 00:20:09,333 | 00:20:12,803 | Look, I may not be the good-looking adventure ride, okay? | Look, I may not be the good-looking adventure ride, okay? |
317 | 00:20:12,920 | 00:20:17,517 | But there is something to be said for being there, for being truthful, | But there is something to be said for being there, for being truthful, |
318 | 00:20:17,633 | 00:20:20,512 | for being somebody you can steadfastly count on. | for being somebody you can steadfastly count on. |
319 | 00:20:23,931 | 00:20:27,185 | I will not be anybody's runner-up. You need to hear that. | I will not be anybody's runner-up. You need to hear that. |
320 | 00:20:28,185 | 00:20:30,483 | Scratch the surface of any Jimmy Stewart... | Scratch the surface of any Jimmy Stewart... |
321 | 00:20:32,148 | 00:20:33,365 | Charlie Manson. | Charlie Manson. |
322 | 00:20:36,193 | 00:20:37,285 | No. | No. |
323 | 00:20:47,455 | 00:20:50,049 | - You okay? - He's scared. | - You okay? - He's scared. |
324 | 00:20:51,208 | 00:20:52,630 | Scared? | Scared? |
325 | 00:20:53,669 | 00:20:54,886 | What are you scared of? | What are you scared of? |
326 | 00:20:55,671 | 00:20:56,672 | No, I'm not. | No, I'm not. |
327 | 00:20:58,215 | 00:21:00,343 | - He is. - Oh, he is. | - He is. - Oh, he is. |
328 | 00:21:10,227 | 00:21:11,524 | How's Ziggy doing? | How's Ziggy doing? |
329 | 00:21:13,189 | 00:21:14,190 | Good. | Good. |
330 | 00:21:15,983 | 00:21:18,827 | Do you think he was the one who hurt Amabella the other day? | Do you think he was the one who hurt Amabella the other day? |
331 | 00:21:18,903 | 00:21:21,031 | - No. - He's really nice. | - No. - He's really nice. |
332 | 00:21:21,363 | 00:21:22,740 | Could he come over? | Could he come over? |
333 | 00:21:25,201 | 00:21:26,919 | - Yeah. Maybe. - Okay. | - Yeah. Maybe. - Okay. |
334 | 00:21:27,912 | 00:21:29,585 | Just have to ask your dad. | Just have to ask your dad. |
335 | 00:21:37,171 | 00:21:38,844 | Hey, wanna meet me at Side Door? | Hey, wanna meet me at Side Door? |
336 | 00:21:38,923 | 00:21:41,767 | I need to swap out my family for some vodka. | I need to swap out my family for some vodka. |
337 | 00:21:42,009 | 00:21:44,353 | -ls your nanny there? - Yeah, she is, actually. | -ls your nanny there? - Yeah, she is, actually. |
338 | 00:21:44,428 | 00:21:45,896 | Great. I'll see you then. | Great. I'll see you then. |
339 | 00:21:48,057 | 00:21:50,901 | I think they both had drinking problems. I do. | I think they both had drinking problems. I do. |
340 | 00:21:51,227 | 00:21:55,107 | Well, I'm happy to let you post it, but nobody really reads these flyers. | Well, I'm happy to let you post it, but nobody really reads these flyers. |
341 | 00:21:55,564 | 00:21:57,942 | And if you want to get work these days, you need a website. | And if you want to get work these days, you need a website. |
342 | 00:21:58,067 | 00:22:00,536 | - I know, it's just so expensive. - It's not as much as you think. | - I know, it's just so expensive. - It's not as much as you think. |
343 | 00:22:00,611 | 00:22:03,911 | Madeline's husband, Ed, is in web design. He could help you put something together. | Madeline's husband, Ed, is in web design. He could help you put something together. |
344 | 00:22:04,406 | 00:22:05,578 | Maybe. | Maybe. |
345 | 00:22:05,783 | 00:22:08,753 | I already have an accountant, but otherwise, I would... | I already have an accountant, but otherwise, I would... |
346 | 00:22:09,787 | 00:22:11,460 | - It's all good. - No, I would. | - It's all good. - No, I would. |
347 | 00:22:11,580 | 00:22:15,210 | - Do you have any clients? - Yeah, a few portables still from Santa Cruz. | - Do you have any clients? - Yeah, a few portables still from Santa Cruz. |
348 | 00:22:16,293 | 00:22:17,920 | Can I ask what brought you here? | Can I ask what brought you here? |
349 | 00:22:18,045 | 00:22:20,423 | The schools are great, to build a better life for her son. | The schools are great, to build a better life for her son. |
350 | 00:22:20,548 | 00:22:21,891 | That's all you'll get. | That's all you'll get. |
351 | 00:22:22,383 | 00:22:24,385 | Whoa. Yes, Ziggy. | Whoa. Yes, Ziggy. |
352 | 00:22:24,468 | 00:22:26,937 | I did come here with dreams of a certain life. You are right. | I did come here with dreams of a certain life. You are right. |
353 | 00:22:28,764 | 00:22:30,141 | Hopefully a better one. | Hopefully a better one. |
354 | 00:22:32,393 | 00:22:33,440 | Mom. | Mom. |
355 | 00:22:34,603 | 00:22:35,946 | The chocolate one? | The chocolate one? |
356 | 00:22:37,231 | 00:22:38,483 | Okay, but I'm eating some. | Okay, but I'm eating some. |
357 | 00:22:48,659 | 00:22:53,756 | We're looking at the victim's relationships with every parent who attended Trivia Night. | We're looking at the victim's relationships with every parent who attended Trivia Night. |
358 | 00:22:59,461 | 00:23:02,761 | "ls Nathan the one?" Of course not! | "ls Nathan the one?" Of course not! |
359 | 00:23:03,424 | 00:23:05,768 | That he doubts my love for him? | That he doubts my love for him? |
360 | 00:23:06,302 | 00:23:08,020 | And Ed's not a neurotic guy. | And Ed's not a neurotic guy. |
361 | 00:23:08,971 | 00:23:13,317 | So, maybe it is me, maybe I'm just lousy at conveying how much I... | So, maybe it is me, maybe I'm just lousy at conveying how much I... |
362 | 00:23:13,434 | 00:23:14,526 | I don't know. | I don't know. |
363 | 00:23:14,643 | 00:23:16,987 | You once said that you two don't have sex very often. | You once said that you two don't have sex very often. |
364 | 00:23:17,104 | 00:23:22,326 | That's because I'm exhausted all the time from school, or the kids, or the play. | That's because I'm exhausted all the time from school, or the kids, or the play. |
365 | 00:23:24,445 | 00:23:25,947 | What was Nathan like in bed? | What was Nathan like in bed? |
366 | 00:23:26,780 | 00:23:28,282 | I don't want to talk about Nathan. | I don't want to talk about Nathan. |
367 | 00:23:28,365 | 00:23:29,537 | - Really? - Yeah. | - Really? - Yeah. |
368 | 00:23:29,658 | 00:23:31,001 | But we are talking about Nathan. | But we are talking about Nathan. |
369 | 00:23:31,118 | 00:23:33,621 | - No, we were talking about Ed. - Okay. | - No, we were talking about Ed. - Okay. |
370 | 00:23:34,204 | 00:23:35,376 | Okay, what? | Okay, what? |
371 | 00:23:35,497 | 00:23:39,673 | Is it possible that you had a little more passion for Nathan than you have for Ed? | Is it possible that you had a little more passion for Nathan than you have for Ed? |
372 | 00:23:39,793 | 00:23:42,342 | And maybe he senses that? | And maybe he senses that? |
373 | 00:23:42,838 | 00:23:46,513 | Men can be a little more intuitive than we give them credit for, you know. | Men can be a little more intuitive than we give them credit for, you know. |
374 | 00:23:47,635 | 00:23:49,808 | Have you thought about seeing a counselor? | Have you thought about seeing a counselor? |
375 | 00:23:50,679 | 00:23:53,353 | My God, we don't need a counselor. Couples fight. | My God, we don't need a counselor. Couples fight. |
376 | 00:23:53,474 | 00:23:56,148 | You telling me you and Perry don't ever fight? | You telling me you and Perry don't ever fight? |
377 | 00:23:56,226 | 00:23:57,352 | Yeah, we do. | Yeah, we do. |
378 | 00:23:58,979 | 00:23:59,980 | Sometimes. | Sometimes. |
379 | 00:24:00,064 | 00:24:02,112 | And then do you run off to therapy afterwards? | And then do you run off to therapy afterwards? |
380 | 00:24:05,319 | 00:24:07,993 | More often than not, we end up having sex. | More often than not, we end up having sex. |
381 | 00:24:10,366 | 00:24:11,413 | Really? | Really? |
382 | 00:24:12,034 | 00:24:13,081 | Yes. | Yes. |
383 | 00:24:13,494 | 00:24:17,840 | Starts with anger and... It's complicated. | Starts with anger and... It's complicated. |
384 | 00:24:21,251 | 00:24:25,597 | Sometimes I think that he likes to fight because it leads to sex. | Sometimes I think that he likes to fight because it leads to sex. |
385 | 00:24:29,176 | 00:24:31,019 | Sometimes I think I like it, too. | Sometimes I think I like it, too. |
386 | 00:24:33,263 | 00:24:34,765 | How often does this happen? | How often does this happen? |
387 | 00:24:36,058 | 00:24:38,277 | Happens enough. | Happens enough. |
388 | 00:24:40,562 | 00:24:44,112 | I have to say, Celeste, that sounds a little bit twisted. | I have to say, Celeste, that sounds a little bit twisted. |
389 | 00:24:45,693 | 00:24:47,445 | But kind of great, too. | But kind of great, too. |
390 | 00:24:49,071 | 00:24:51,119 | So the sex that you have, is it like... | So the sex that you have, is it like... |
391 | 00:24:51,699 | 00:24:52,871 | Hello! | Hello! |
392 | 00:24:53,575 | 00:24:57,125 | Hi, Celeste. Madeline. How are you? | Hi, Celeste. Madeline. How are you? |
393 | 00:24:57,246 | 00:24:59,374 | I was over there with my girlfriends getting our drink on, | I was over there with my girlfriends getting our drink on, |
394 | 00:24:59,456 | 00:25:00,924 | and I saw you two. | and I saw you two. |
395 | 00:25:01,291 | 00:25:02,964 | - Do you have a second? - Sure. | - Do you have a second? - Sure. |
396 | 00:25:03,711 | 00:25:08,057 | Did you know that they're thinking about closing down the local VA hospital? | Did you know that they're thinking about closing down the local VA hospital? |
397 | 00:25:08,215 | 00:25:12,311 | It means that vets are having to drive all the way to Sacramento for their services, | It means that vets are having to drive all the way to Sacramento for their services, |
398 | 00:25:12,636 | 00:25:15,105 | which is so upsetting. | which is so upsetting. |
399 | 00:25:15,597 | 00:25:18,646 | I've really dedicated a lot of my life to vets, | I've really dedicated a lot of my life to vets, |
400 | 00:25:18,767 | 00:25:20,269 | and specifically PTSD, | and specifically PTSD, |
401 | 00:25:20,394 | 00:25:24,319 | so I'm gonna hold a little fundraising dinner party | so I'm gonna hold a little fundraising dinner party |
402 | 00:25:24,440 | 00:25:26,943 | and help defray costs and keep the facility open. | and help defray costs and keep the facility open. |
403 | 00:25:27,067 | 00:25:29,365 | It would be so great if you and Perry could come. | It would be so great if you and Perry could come. |
404 | 00:25:29,445 | 00:25:30,492 | Yeah, sure. | Yeah, sure. |
405 | 00:25:30,612 | 00:25:34,742 | And you and Ed, of course, would be so nice. | And you and Ed, of course, would be so nice. |
406 | 00:25:34,825 | 00:25:37,578 | - You're such a kind person, Renata. - Thank you. | - You're such a kind person, Renata. - Thank you. |
407 | 00:25:37,661 | 00:25:41,791 | And, you know, it was very sweet of you to invite Chloe to Amabella's birthday party. | And, you know, it was very sweet of you to invite Chloe to Amabella's birthday party. |
408 | 00:25:41,915 | 00:25:44,088 | Of course. Of course. | Of course. Of course. |
409 | 00:25:44,168 | 00:25:47,798 | However, it wasn't very sweet to single out and exclude little Ziggy. | However, it wasn't very sweet to single out and exclude little Ziggy. |
410 | 00:25:47,921 | 00:25:49,138 | Really? | Really? |
411 | 00:25:49,423 | 00:25:50,470 | Do you think it would be okay | Do you think it would be okay |
412 | 00:25:50,591 | 00:25:52,810 | for little Amabella to be strangled at her birthday party? | for little Amabella to be strangled at her birthday party? |
413 | 00:25:52,926 | 00:25:53,927 | I don't think so. | I don't think so. |
414 | 00:25:54,011 | 00:25:56,264 | If Ziggy doesn't go, then Chloe's not going. | If Ziggy doesn't go, then Chloe's not going. |
415 | 00:25:57,097 | 00:26:00,852 | Okay, I don't think this is the right time to be... Let's just... Thank you. | Okay, I don't think this is the right time to be... Let's just... Thank you. |
416 | 00:26:00,976 | 00:26:03,024 | And if Chloe's out, then the entire brigade will follow. | And if Chloe's out, then the entire brigade will follow. |
417 | 00:26:03,145 | 00:26:05,147 | - She's basically the pied piper. - What? | - She's basically the pied piper. - What? |
418 | 00:26:09,485 | 00:26:10,953 | I like you, Madeline. | I like you, Madeline. |
419 | 00:26:11,487 | 00:26:15,492 | And I actually admire you for sticking up for your unapologetic friend. | And I actually admire you for sticking up for your unapologetic friend. |
420 | 00:26:16,700 | 00:26:20,455 | But if I can offer something as objectively as I possibly can... | But if I can offer something as objectively as I possibly can... |
421 | 00:26:21,538 | 00:26:24,382 | Do not fuck with my daughter's birthday. | Do not fuck with my daughter's birthday. |
422 | 00:26:24,666 | 00:26:28,216 | I was in that bar, and I distinctly saw Madeline... | I was in that bar, and I distinctly saw Madeline... |
423 | 00:26:28,462 | 00:26:30,180 | ...glance at a steak knife. | ...glance at a steak knife. |
424 | 00:26:30,339 | 00:26:31,511 | What a cunt! | What a cunt! |
425 | 00:26:31,673 | 00:26:34,176 | - Excuse me? - Why don't you get fucked! | - Excuse me? - Why don't you get fucked! |
426 | 00:26:36,011 | 00:26:37,308 | The war is on. | The war is on. |
427 | 00:26:38,847 | 00:26:40,690 | This really isn't fair to Chloe. | This really isn't fair to Chloe. |
428 | 00:26:43,977 | 00:26:45,103 | Excuse me? | Excuse me? |
429 | 00:26:45,187 | 00:26:48,236 | Last year Amabella had a jumping castle and a magician. | Last year Amabella had a jumping castle and a magician. |
430 | 00:26:48,357 | 00:26:50,155 | This year only figures to be better. | This year only figures to be better. |
431 | 00:26:50,734 | 00:26:51,951 | Oh, please. | Oh, please. |
432 | 00:26:52,027 | 00:26:54,530 | And for you to summarily say she can't go, | And for you to summarily say she can't go, |
433 | 00:26:55,072 | 00:26:58,667 | and use her as a tool to get other kids not to go? | and use her as a tool to get other kids not to go? |
434 | 00:26:58,867 | 00:27:00,335 | I am not doing that. | I am not doing that. |
435 | 00:27:00,494 | 00:27:03,748 | One minute it's Nathan or Bonnie, now Renata, | One minute it's Nathan or Bonnie, now Renata, |
436 | 00:27:03,872 | 00:27:06,421 | not to mention the parking monitor, the girls in the car... | not to mention the parking monitor, the girls in the car... |
437 | 00:27:06,542 | 00:27:08,886 | I can't even keep track of all the fights you start. | I can't even keep track of all the fights you start. |
438 | 00:27:09,211 | 00:27:10,508 | Somebody needs to invent an app. | Somebody needs to invent an app. |
439 | 00:27:10,587 | 00:27:12,840 | Well, maybe you could have my back on some of them. | Well, maybe you could have my back on some of them. |
440 | 00:27:13,841 | 00:27:15,559 | What is it about this Jane? | What is it about this Jane? |
441 | 00:27:15,676 | 00:27:18,555 | What is she, long lost sister or something? | What is she, long lost sister or something? |
442 | 00:27:18,887 | 00:27:21,390 | - Just a cause in lieu of... - In lieu of what? | - Just a cause in lieu of... - In lieu of what? |
443 | 00:27:21,682 | 00:27:23,855 | In lieu of a life? Is that what you were gonna say? | In lieu of a life? Is that what you were gonna say? |
444 | 00:27:24,685 | 00:27:28,280 | And Jane's a single mom. Do you need an app to put two and two together? | And Jane's a single mom. Do you need an app to put two and two together? |
445 | 00:27:29,064 | 00:27:31,408 | When Abigail was a little baby, Nathan was not around. | When Abigail was a little baby, Nathan was not around. |
446 | 00:27:31,525 | 00:27:35,120 | And I was a single mom, Ed. And I'm still angry about it. | And I was a single mom, Ed. And I'm still angry about it. |
447 | 00:27:35,904 | 00:27:39,283 | It's not my love for Nathan that lingers after 15 years, | It's not my love for Nathan that lingers after 15 years, |
448 | 00:27:39,408 | 00:27:40,876 | it's my resentment. | it's my resentment. |
449 | 00:27:42,411 | 00:27:44,038 | There's a big difference! | There's a big difference! |
450 | 00:27:48,542 | 00:27:49,759 | Did you hear me? | Did you hear me? |
451 | 00:28:37,257 | 00:28:38,804 | They arrived just after you left. | They arrived just after you left. |
452 | 00:28:39,760 | 00:28:42,183 | Double the price, I think, for nighttime deliveries. | Double the price, I think, for nighttime deliveries. |
453 | 00:28:42,304 | 00:28:43,351 | Wow. | Wow. |
454 | 00:28:52,481 | 00:28:57,157 | On a less positive note I believe I've failed you miserably. | On a less positive note I believe I've failed you miserably. |
455 | 00:29:13,710 | 00:29:16,964 | I thought Harry was just a stupid stuffed animal for babies. | I thought Harry was just a stupid stuffed animal for babies. |
456 | 00:29:17,506 | 00:29:19,349 | He is. | He is. |
457 | 00:29:20,801 | 00:29:21,848 | Mom? | Mom? |
458 | 00:29:21,969 | 00:29:24,188 | - Can we sleep with you tonight? - Again? | - Can we sleep with you tonight? - Again? |
459 | 00:29:27,015 | 00:29:30,519 | Well, as long as Harry doesn't snore. | Well, as long as Harry doesn't snore. |
460 | 00:29:31,979 | 00:29:34,528 | I've heard it's a problem, a real problem with hippos. | I've heard it's a problem, a real problem with hippos. |
461 | 00:29:34,648 | 00:29:37,527 | - Daddy snores. - Yes, Daddy does snore. | - Daddy snores. - Yes, Daddy does snore. |
462 | 00:29:40,696 | 00:29:42,198 | No, like this. | No, like this. |
463 | 00:29:42,406 | 00:29:43,498 | Like this. | Like this. |
464 | 00:29:49,037 | 00:29:50,710 | I wish Daddy were here. | I wish Daddy were here. |
465 | 00:29:52,374 | 00:29:55,002 | Oh, yeah. Me, too. | Oh, yeah. Me, too. |
466 | 00:29:57,504 | 00:30:00,599 | But the four of us all together, we're gonna be fine. | But the four of us all together, we're gonna be fine. |
467 | 00:30:04,720 | 00:30:06,688 | Oh! What happened? | Oh! What happened? |
468 | 00:30:08,056 | 00:30:09,353 | Harry is missing a leg! | Harry is missing a leg! |
469 | 00:30:09,433 | 00:30:10,776 | - It was Max. - It was Josh. | - It was Max. - It was Josh. |
470 | 00:30:10,892 | 00:30:12,235 | - It was Max. - It was Josh. | - It was Max. - It was Josh. |
471 | 00:30:13,395 | 00:30:16,365 | You know, that's really... That's super sweet of you, Madeline, | You know, that's really... That's super sweet of you, Madeline, |
472 | 00:30:16,440 | 00:30:20,070 | and as much as I appreciate that, I feel like, you know, if... | and as much as I appreciate that, I feel like, you know, if... |
473 | 00:30:20,193 | 00:30:22,742 | If this birthday party is ruined because of him, | If this birthday party is ruined because of him, |
474 | 00:30:22,863 | 00:30:24,740 | then it's only going to make things worse for him. | then it's only going to make things worse for him. |
475 | 00:30:24,865 | 00:30:27,744 | Sweetheart, everyone just assumes around here I'm the root cause of everything. | Sweetheart, everyone just assumes around here I'm the root cause of everything. |
476 | 00:30:27,868 | 00:30:28,915 | Don't worry. | Don't worry. |
477 | 00:30:29,286 | 00:30:32,540 | I'd prefer it if you just let Chloe go to the birthday party... | I'd prefer it if you just let Chloe go to the birthday party... |
478 | 00:30:32,622 | 00:30:33,874 | Let me call you right back. | Let me call you right back. |
479 | 00:30:35,083 | 00:30:36,426 | Chloe, get in the car. | Chloe, get in the car. |
480 | 00:30:39,129 | 00:30:42,099 | - Chloe, get in the car right now. - What? | - Chloe, get in the car right now. - What? |
481 | 00:30:42,924 | 00:30:44,221 | I need to talk to you. | I need to talk to you. |
482 | 00:30:47,596 | 00:30:48,597 | Now. | Now. |
483 | 00:30:57,397 | 00:31:00,025 | - I'm not having sex, I promise you. - What are those pills? | - I'm not having sex, I promise you. - What are those pills? |
484 | 00:31:00,108 | 00:31:02,281 | They're just for in case, you know, the day comes. | They're just for in case, you know, the day comes. |
485 | 00:31:02,402 | 00:31:05,030 | Not that it's coming anytime soon, but I just have 'em... | Not that it's coming anytime soon, but I just have 'em... |
486 | 00:31:05,113 | 00:31:06,956 | You are 16 years old. Where did you get them? | You are 16 years old. Where did you get them? |
487 | 00:31:07,074 | 00:31:09,452 | - From a doctor. - Dr. Ennis? | - From a doctor. - Dr. Ennis? |
488 | 00:31:10,118 | 00:31:11,791 | She wrote you a prescription without calling me? | She wrote you a prescription without calling me? |
489 | 00:31:11,912 | 00:31:13,664 | Not her. I went to Planned Parenthood. | Not her. I went to Planned Parenthood. |
490 | 00:31:14,790 | 00:31:17,714 | Please don't make a big deal about this. I'm not sexually active, okay? | Please don't make a big deal about this. I'm not sexually active, okay? |
491 | 00:31:17,793 | 00:31:19,136 | Who took you there? | Who took you there? |
492 | 00:31:19,628 | 00:31:21,505 | - What? - Planned Parenthood. | - What? - Planned Parenthood. |
493 | 00:31:21,630 | 00:31:23,632 | Did you take a car, an Uber? Did somebody give you a ride? | Did you take a car, an Uber? Did somebody give you a ride? |
494 | 00:31:23,757 | 00:31:25,805 | It's in Seaside. How did you get there? | It's in Seaside. How did you get there? |
495 | 00:31:33,517 | 00:31:34,643 | Here you are. | Here you are. |
496 | 00:31:34,810 | 00:31:36,812 | - Love you, Mama. Bye. - Love you. Bye. | - Love you, Mama. Bye. - Love you. Bye. |
497 | 00:31:36,937 | 00:31:37,938 | Have a good day. | Have a good day. |
498 | 00:31:38,021 | 00:31:39,318 | - Stay in the car. - Ma'am! | - Stay in the car. - Ma'am! |
499 | 00:31:39,439 | 00:31:41,316 | I'm just gonna be a minute. | I'm just gonna be a minute. |
500 | 00:31:41,441 | 00:31:42,488 | Bonnie? | Bonnie? |
501 | 00:31:42,609 | 00:31:44,156 | Bonnie, can I talk to you for just a second? | Bonnie, can I talk to you for just a second? |
502 | 00:31:44,277 | 00:31:45,620 | - Of course. - Couple of things. | - Of course. - Couple of things. |
503 | 00:31:45,987 | 00:31:48,456 | First of all, I'm happy that Abigail has bonded with your mother. | First of all, I'm happy that Abigail has bonded with your mother. |
504 | 00:31:49,032 | 00:31:51,706 | Thrilled about the communal potato-peeling thing. | Thrilled about the communal potato-peeling thing. |
505 | 00:31:51,952 | 00:31:54,626 | But when it comes to my daughter's social recreational life, | But when it comes to my daughter's social recreational life, |
506 | 00:31:54,955 | 00:31:56,298 | particularly as it concerns to medications | particularly as it concerns to medications |
507 | 00:31:56,373 | 00:31:59,502 | that will permanently affect her reproductive organs, | that will permanently affect her reproductive organs, |
508 | 00:31:59,626 | 00:32:01,674 | will you just kick that little can of worms over to me? | will you just kick that little can of worms over to me? |
509 | 00:32:01,795 | 00:32:03,092 | - Do you understand? - I do. | - Do you understand? - I do. |
510 | 00:32:03,171 | 00:32:05,390 | And should Skye come to me 10 years down the road | And should Skye come to me 10 years down the road |
511 | 00:32:05,507 | 00:32:07,350 | and ask for a little lift to Planned Parenthood, | and ask for a little lift to Planned Parenthood, |
512 | 00:32:07,467 | 00:32:09,595 | I would give you that courtesy call first. | I would give you that courtesy call first. |
513 | 00:32:09,678 | 00:32:10,725 | Thanks. | Thanks. |
514 | 00:32:13,223 | 00:32:15,476 | - Ma'am! - I'm dropping off my kid! | - Ma'am! - I'm dropping off my kid! |
515 | 00:32:15,976 | 00:32:17,319 | Come on, Chloe. | Come on, Chloe. |
516 | 00:32:18,979 | 00:32:21,198 | My daughter. It's my daughter. | My daughter. It's my daughter. |
517 | 00:32:21,857 | 00:32:23,575 | Next time you wanna do something like that, | Next time you wanna do something like that, |
518 | 00:32:23,692 | 00:32:25,160 | why don't I take your daughter? | why don't I take your daughter? |
519 | 00:32:25,986 | 00:32:29,411 | - Your daughter. - Do whatever you want to her. | - Your daughter. - Do whatever you want to her. |
520 | 00:32:29,865 | 00:32:31,242 | Are you fucking kidding me? | Are you fucking kidding me? |
521 | 00:32:32,659 | 00:32:33,706 | And what I don't understand is | And what I don't understand is |
522 | 00:32:33,827 | 00:32:35,704 | why my own daughter wouldn't come to me first. | why my own daughter wouldn't come to me first. |
523 | 00:32:35,829 | 00:32:37,877 | I couldn't talk to my mom about birth control. | I couldn't talk to my mom about birth control. |
524 | 00:32:37,998 | 00:32:38,999 | Really? | Really? |
525 | 00:32:39,082 | 00:32:40,880 | If I were you, I would just let it go. | If I were you, I would just let it go. |
526 | 00:32:41,835 | 00:32:44,088 | I would. With Bonnie, Abigail. I'd ride it out. | I would. With Bonnie, Abigail. I'd ride it out. |
527 | 00:32:44,212 | 00:32:47,136 | I love my grudges. I tend to them like little pets. | I love my grudges. I tend to them like little pets. |
528 | 00:32:47,215 | 00:32:49,559 | - All right, I'm just saying. - I do the same thing. | - All right, I'm just saying. - I do the same thing. |
529 | 00:32:49,676 | 00:32:51,394 | I'm not into forgiveness either. | I'm not into forgiveness either. |
530 | 00:32:51,511 | 00:32:52,933 | Really? Who do you not forgive? | Really? Who do you not forgive? |
531 | 00:32:53,889 | 00:32:55,732 | No one. Just in general, you know? | No one. Just in general, you know? |
532 | 00:32:56,057 | 00:32:57,525 | "Never forgive. Never forget." | "Never forgive. Never forget." |
533 | 00:32:58,685 | 00:33:00,403 | That sure sounds like a motto to live by. | That sure sounds like a motto to live by. |
534 | 00:33:01,229 | 00:33:03,277 | - Good morning, Maddie. How are you? - Hi, Tom. | - Good morning, Maddie. How are you? - Hi, Tom. |
535 | 00:33:03,398 | 00:33:05,742 | - Everyone's making me angry. - I'm sorry to hear that. | - Everyone's making me angry. - I'm sorry to hear that. |
536 | 00:33:05,859 | 00:33:08,078 | - Except for you. And you guys. - And me. | - Except for you. And you guys. - And me. |
537 | 00:33:09,946 | 00:33:12,415 | Marv Hermann, he runs the muffler shop on Kentner, | Marv Hermann, he runs the muffler shop on Kentner, |
538 | 00:33:12,532 | 00:33:14,409 | and I hear that he's in need of some bookkeeping assistance. | and I hear that he's in need of some bookkeeping assistance. |
539 | 00:33:15,452 | 00:33:16,544 | Great. Thank you! | Great. Thank you! |
540 | 00:33:16,620 | 00:33:19,715 | And actually maybe some legal assistance, too, if the zoning board stays on him. | And actually maybe some legal assistance, too, if the zoning board stays on him. |
541 | 00:33:19,789 | 00:33:20,836 | I'm retired. | I'm retired. |
542 | 00:33:20,916 | 00:33:22,259 | Unless you're defending the First Amendment. | Unless you're defending the First Amendment. |
543 | 00:33:22,375 | 00:33:23,422 | You never give up. | You never give up. |
544 | 00:33:23,543 | 00:33:24,715 | Oh, I heard about this. | Oh, I heard about this. |
545 | 00:33:25,587 | 00:33:26,804 | - Ridiculous. - I mean, I can't. | - Ridiculous. - I mean, I can't. |
546 | 00:33:26,922 | 00:33:28,048 | - Where are we living, girls? - It is ridiculous. | - Where are we living, girls? - It is ridiculous. |
547 | 00:33:28,131 | 00:33:29,724 | It's obscene. What can I get you, Maddie? | It's obscene. What can I get you, Maddie? |
548 | 00:33:29,799 | 00:33:31,927 | I'll have a cappuccino. And a shot. | I'll have a cappuccino. And a shot. |
549 | 00:33:33,053 | 00:33:34,225 | I'm sure you have one back there. | I'm sure you have one back there. |
550 | 00:33:34,596 | 00:33:36,815 | - I'll see what I can do. - Thank you. | - I'll see what I can do. - Thank you. |
551 | 00:33:36,932 | 00:33:38,855 | Yeah, I guess Shakespeare got it wrong. | Yeah, I guess Shakespeare got it wrong. |
552 | 00:33:38,934 | 00:33:40,686 | "The play's the thing, unless it has puppets." | "The play's the thing, unless it has puppets." |
553 | 00:33:40,769 | 00:33:42,897 | Exactly! See? He understands me. | Exactly! See? He understands me. |
554 | 00:33:43,980 | 00:33:45,778 | Unfortunately, gay. | Unfortunately, gay. |
555 | 00:33:46,066 | 00:33:47,113 | - Really? - Hmm. | - Really? - Hmm. |
556 | 00:33:47,234 | 00:33:48,907 | - Come on. - Yes! | - Come on. - Yes! |
557 | 00:33:48,985 | 00:33:50,532 | - You're sure about that? - All the best ones are. | - You're sure about that? - All the best ones are. |
558 | 00:33:57,911 | 00:33:59,254 | - Hey. - Hey, Ed. | - Hey. - Hey, Ed. |
559 | 00:33:59,329 | 00:34:00,672 | - What's up? - Hey, man. | - What's up? - Hey, man. |
560 | 00:34:01,915 | 00:34:04,168 | Love the look. Especially the mirror, it's... | Love the look. Especially the mirror, it's... |
561 | 00:34:04,918 | 00:34:06,670 | You gotta respect a man who has his own back. | You gotta respect a man who has his own back. |
562 | 00:34:06,795 | 00:34:08,468 | Well. Standard stuff. | Well. Standard stuff. |
563 | 00:34:10,090 | 00:34:12,468 | - Yeah. How's the computer business going? - Oh, great. | - Yeah. How's the computer business going? - Oh, great. |
564 | 00:34:13,093 | 00:34:14,970 | Kinda like landscaping, I guess. | Kinda like landscaping, I guess. |
565 | 00:34:15,762 | 00:34:19,266 | - Growth business. - That's clever. | - Growth business. - That's clever. |
566 | 00:34:21,268 | 00:34:23,691 | - Um... Hey, Thanks for meeting me. - Yeah, yeah. | - Um... Hey, Thanks for meeting me. - Yeah, yeah. |
567 | 00:34:23,812 | 00:34:27,191 | Yeah. I just wanted to discuss this whole thing with, like... | Yeah. I just wanted to discuss this whole thing with, like... |
568 | 00:34:27,941 | 00:34:30,069 | That happened with Bonnie and Abby. | That happened with Bonnie and Abby. |
569 | 00:34:30,151 | 00:34:31,198 | Sure. | Sure. |
570 | 00:34:32,195 | 00:34:35,369 | You know, as far as I can tell, there was no undue influence or interference. | You know, as far as I can tell, there was no undue influence or interference. |
571 | 00:34:35,657 | 00:34:37,751 | Like, Abby asked Bonnie some questions about Planned Parenthood, | Like, Abby asked Bonnie some questions about Planned Parenthood, |
572 | 00:34:37,826 | 00:34:38,873 | Bonnie answered them, | Bonnie answered them, |
573 | 00:34:38,994 | 00:34:40,837 | Abby then asked Bonnie to drive her there. | Abby then asked Bonnie to drive her there. |
574 | 00:34:41,496 | 00:34:44,841 | There was no parental usurping of any kind, I promise you that. | There was no parental usurping of any kind, I promise you that. |
575 | 00:34:45,667 | 00:34:47,635 | But I can discuss that whole thing with Maddie, | But I can discuss that whole thing with Maddie, |
576 | 00:34:48,003 | 00:34:50,005 | but what I wanted to take up with you is, | but what I wanted to take up with you is, |
577 | 00:34:50,714 | 00:34:55,311 | I think you can probably appreciate that it's a bit of a delicate balancing act with my ex. | I think you can probably appreciate that it's a bit of a delicate balancing act with my ex. |
578 | 00:34:58,972 | 00:35:00,849 | So, you know, I kind of expect her to be rough on me, | So, you know, I kind of expect her to be rough on me, |
579 | 00:35:00,974 | 00:35:04,023 | but I think it's... Like, you can't punish Bonnie. | but I think it's... Like, you can't punish Bonnie. |
580 | 00:35:05,645 | 00:35:09,821 | Well, I believe she's being nice to Bonnie, or at least trying, under the circumstances. | Well, I believe she's being nice to Bonnie, or at least trying, under the circumstances. |
581 | 00:35:12,152 | 00:35:14,075 | What circumstances would those be? | What circumstances would those be? |
582 | 00:35:14,571 | 00:35:17,165 | Nathan, come on. It was pretty tough when you left. | Nathan, come on. It was pretty tough when you left. |
583 | 00:35:18,908 | 00:35:20,706 | What? That was like 15 years ago. | What? That was like 15 years ago. |
584 | 00:35:22,912 | 00:35:28,134 | It's difficult for Madeline to see you at every school function, so involved, | It's difficult for Madeline to see you at every school function, so involved, |
585 | 00:35:28,209 | 00:35:31,008 | when you weren't there for Abigail. | when you weren't there for Abigail. |
586 | 00:35:31,588 | 00:35:33,841 | It's difficult to run into you at yoga when you never... | It's difficult to run into you at yoga when you never... |
587 | 00:35:34,716 | 00:35:36,639 | You know what? Maybe I'm talking out of turn here. | You know what? Maybe I'm talking out of turn here. |
588 | 00:35:36,718 | 00:35:38,595 | No. I was young. You know? | No. I was young. You know? |
589 | 00:35:39,721 | 00:35:41,394 | And maybe a bit of a shit. | And maybe a bit of a shit. |
590 | 00:35:42,432 | 00:35:45,060 | And I made some real mistakes with both Maddie and Abby. | And I made some real mistakes with both Maddie and Abby. |
591 | 00:35:45,727 | 00:35:48,276 | But should I be required to make the same mistakes with Bonnie and Skye? | But should I be required to make the same mistakes with Bonnie and Skye? |
592 | 00:35:48,396 | 00:35:52,947 | No. But, you know, it doesn't hurt to be mindful of other people's feelings sometimes. | No. But, you know, it doesn't hurt to be mindful of other people's feelings sometimes. |
593 | 00:35:53,360 | 00:35:55,408 | Oh, yeah, yeah. Mr. Sensitive. | Oh, yeah, yeah. Mr. Sensitive. |
594 | 00:35:56,529 | 00:35:57,621 | Excuse me? | Excuse me? |
595 | 00:35:57,864 | 00:36:00,083 | No, actually, I meant that as a compliment. | No, actually, I meant that as a compliment. |
596 | 00:36:01,576 | 00:36:04,375 | You're kind of like today's standard bearer for the evolved man. | You're kind of like today's standard bearer for the evolved man. |
597 | 00:36:04,746 | 00:36:06,248 | Like you work at home, and you... | Like you work at home, and you... |
598 | 00:36:06,373 | 00:36:08,717 | And you do almost 50-50 of the child care. You even cook. | And you do almost 50-50 of the child care. You even cook. |
599 | 00:36:08,792 | 00:36:12,842 | So you're the guy who likes to fish and hunt, and I'm... | So you're the guy who likes to fish and hunt, and I'm... |
600 | 00:36:12,921 | 00:36:14,594 | - Mr. Girly-man? - That's not what I meant at all, man. | - Mr. Girly-man? - That's not what I meant at all, man. |
601 | 00:36:14,714 | 00:36:16,887 | Listen, I thought it'd be indelicate to bring it up with Maddie. | Listen, I thought it'd be indelicate to bring it up with Maddie. |
602 | 00:36:16,966 | 00:36:18,559 | That's why I'm bringing it up with you. | That's why I'm bringing it up with you. |
603 | 00:36:19,886 | 00:36:22,765 | Well, that sounded like a threat, Nathan. Are you threatening me? | Well, that sounded like a threat, Nathan. Are you threatening me? |
604 | 00:36:23,264 | 00:36:25,938 | No, but actually, I feel like you're starting to threaten me, | No, but actually, I feel like you're starting to threaten me, |
605 | 00:36:26,059 | 00:36:28,061 | which I don't think you want to go there. | which I don't think you want to go there. |
606 | 00:36:31,856 | 00:36:35,781 | You know, this thing with that Ziggy kid, all the talk of bullying? | You know, this thing with that Ziggy kid, all the talk of bullying? |
607 | 00:36:37,946 | 00:36:38,947 | I was bullied. | I was bullied. |
608 | 00:36:39,447 | 00:36:40,539 | Sixth grade. | Sixth grade. |
609 | 00:36:40,615 | 00:36:43,619 | And I always turned the other cheek, | And I always turned the other cheek, |
610 | 00:36:43,743 | 00:36:46,542 | thinking that was the more mature thing to do. | thinking that was the more mature thing to do. |
611 | 00:36:49,082 | 00:36:51,926 | Some 30 years later, it still haunts me | Some 30 years later, it still haunts me |
612 | 00:36:52,877 | 00:36:55,801 | that I didn't beat the shit out of that kid. | that I didn't beat the shit out of that kid. |
613 | 00:36:56,589 | 00:36:59,217 | So much so, I find myself fantasizing | So much so, I find myself fantasizing |
614 | 00:36:59,926 | 00:37:04,056 | that somebody will come along one day and say or do something to me, | that somebody will come along one day and say or do something to me, |
615 | 00:37:05,932 | 00:37:08,151 | that'll offer me the chance to redeem myself. | that'll offer me the chance to redeem myself. |
616 | 00:37:12,147 | 00:37:13,990 | You've always treated me quite well, Nathan. | You've always treated me quite well, Nathan. |
617 | 00:37:15,400 | 00:37:16,617 | It's too bad. | It's too bad. |
618 | 00:37:20,905 | 00:37:22,122 | Too bad. | Too bad. |
619 | 00:37:30,081 | 00:37:32,584 | The first thing I said, the very first thing I said, | The first thing I said, the very first thing I said, |
620 | 00:37:32,667 | 00:37:33,964 | it wasn't just the mothers. | it wasn't just the mothers. |
621 | 00:37:35,837 | 00:37:38,431 | I'm gonna kick your fuckin' ass, you fuckin' talk to me like that again, | I'm gonna kick your fuckin' ass, you fuckin' talk to me like that again, |
622 | 00:37:38,506 | 00:37:39,758 | you fuckin' little shit. | you fuckin' little shit. |
623 | 00:37:40,341 | 00:37:43,845 | Ed and Nathan hated each other's guts. Are we all afraid to say that? | Ed and Nathan hated each other's guts. Are we all afraid to say that? |
624 | 00:37:43,970 | 00:37:46,143 | There's clearly a lot of bad blood in this community. | There's clearly a lot of bad blood in this community. |
625 | 00:37:56,858 | 00:37:57,950 | What did he say? | What did he say? |
626 | 00:37:58,026 | 00:38:00,870 | The mayor refuses to authorize funding for the production. | The mayor refuses to authorize funding for the production. |
627 | 00:38:00,987 | 00:38:03,957 | Well, it should be a legal matter and we could make it a legal matter. | Well, it should be a legal matter and we could make it a legal matter. |
628 | 00:38:04,032 | 00:38:06,376 | The funding is discretionary. He could deny it on whatever grounds... | The funding is discretionary. He could deny it on whatever grounds... |
629 | 00:38:06,659 | 00:38:07,706 | Is he denying it? | Is he denying it? |
630 | 00:38:07,827 | 00:38:10,455 | He's suggesting we pick something more community-centric. | He's suggesting we pick something more community-centric. |
631 | 00:38:10,538 | 00:38:13,041 | Joseph, we have worked so hard for this. | Joseph, we have worked so hard for this. |
632 | 00:38:13,166 | 00:38:16,295 | And we are being victimized by the small-mindedness | And we are being victimized by the small-mindedness |
633 | 00:38:16,377 | 00:38:18,721 | led by the likes of Renata Klein. | led by the likes of Renata Klein. |
634 | 00:38:18,797 | 00:38:21,220 | Understood, but we need to pick our battles. And this is just... | Understood, but we need to pick our battles. And this is just... |
635 | 00:38:21,341 | 00:38:24,390 | And, sometimes, our battles pick us. | And, sometimes, our battles pick us. |
636 | 00:38:24,511 | 00:38:26,730 | We can't quit. We just can't. | We can't quit. We just can't. |
637 | 00:38:28,723 | 00:38:30,851 | Is this about the play, or winning? | Is this about the play, or winning? |
638 | 00:38:33,895 | 00:38:36,023 | I don't know. Maybe it's a little bit about both. | I don't know. Maybe it's a little bit about both. |
639 | 00:38:36,564 | 00:38:37,736 | But I get sick and tired | But I get sick and tired |
640 | 00:38:37,816 | 00:38:41,161 | of the morally superior in this town stepping all over everybody else. | of the morally superior in this town stepping all over everybody else. |
641 | 00:38:41,694 | 00:38:44,413 | And you said you wanted to be brave with your artistic direction. | And you said you wanted to be brave with your artistic direction. |
642 | 00:38:44,531 | 00:38:45,703 | That's all I'm asking. | That's all I'm asking. |
643 | 00:38:45,990 | 00:38:47,037 | Just | Just |
644 | 00:38:47,242 | 00:38:48,744 | Just be brave. | Just be brave. |
645 | 00:38:51,162 | 00:38:53,085 | You told me to go fuck myself on the head. | You told me to go fuck myself on the head. |
646 | 00:38:55,500 | 00:38:59,050 | I just get... You know how I get. | I just get... You know how I get. |
647 | 00:39:02,006 | 00:39:04,759 | Please, this is important to me. | Please, this is important to me. |
648 | 00:39:07,345 | 00:39:09,723 | - I'll talk to the Mayor. - Thank you. | - I'll talk to the Mayor. - Thank you. |
649 | 00:39:10,098 | 00:39:12,692 | You're not gonna regret it. You're not. | You're not gonna regret it. You're not. |
650 | 00:39:14,894 | 00:39:16,020 | What's this? | What's this? |
651 | 00:39:16,104 | 00:39:19,108 | Frozen. I'm taking my wife and my little niece. | Frozen. I'm taking my wife and my little niece. |
652 | 00:39:21,734 | 00:39:24,783 | Amabella passed out her invitations on Wednesday morning. | Amabella passed out her invitations on Wednesday morning. |
653 | 00:39:24,863 | 00:39:28,788 | Madeline was on the phone inviting the kids to Disney On Ice, by Thursday noon. | Madeline was on the phone inviting the kids to Disney On Ice, by Thursday noon. |
654 | 00:39:29,284 | 00:39:32,288 | The two events were scheduled for the same day, same time. | The two events were scheduled for the same day, same time. |
655 | 00:39:32,412 | 00:39:33,755 | A vicious shot over the bow. | A vicious shot over the bow. |
656 | 00:39:35,415 | 00:39:36,758 | Yeah. It's ridiculous. | Yeah. It's ridiculous. |
657 | 00:39:38,418 | 00:39:41,297 | - Okay. Thank you. - Yeah. Of course. | - Okay. Thank you. - Yeah. Of course. |
658 | 00:39:41,421 | 00:39:42,968 | I mean, I don't know what's wrong with this woman. | I mean, I don't know what's wrong with this woman. |
659 | 00:39:43,089 | 00:39:45,808 | It's like she's power hungry, she can't just let us all get along... | It's like she's power hungry, she can't just let us all get along... |
660 | 00:39:45,884 | 00:39:47,477 | I said, "Thank you!" | I said, "Thank you!" |
661 | 00:40:34,265 | 00:40:35,312 | Hello? | Hello? |
662 | 00:40:40,855 | 00:40:43,199 | Sexual assault? | Sexual assault? |
663 | 00:40:43,316 | 00:40:46,695 | It appears Ziggy kissed Amabella. | It appears Ziggy kissed Amabella. |
664 | 00:40:46,819 | 00:40:49,868 | Ziggy's advance was unwelcome and a little aggressive. | Ziggy's advance was unwelcome and a little aggressive. |
665 | 00:40:52,367 | 00:40:54,961 | Ziggy kissed Amabella. | Ziggy kissed Amabella. |
666 | 00:40:56,955 | 00:41:00,459 | Ziggy kissed Amabella. | Ziggy kissed Amabella. |
667 | 00:41:01,876 | 00:41:04,049 | In addition to the murder investigation, | In addition to the murder investigation, |
668 | 00:41:04,170 | 00:41:09,017 | we are investigating others on assault and conspiracy to incite violence. | we are investigating others on assault and conspiracy to incite violence. |
669 | 00:41:09,717 | 00:41:13,893 | The intent, by all accounts, was to simply make peace with Amabella. | The intent, by all accounts, was to simply make peace with Amabella. |
670 | 00:41:14,138 | 00:41:16,641 | Which is an admission that he did try to choke her. | Which is an admission that he did try to choke her. |
671 | 00:41:16,724 | 00:41:18,067 | No, just hold on. | No, just hold on. |
672 | 00:41:18,893 | 00:41:21,737 | Zigfield still maintains his innocence on the whole choking front. | Zigfield still maintains his innocence on the whole choking front. |
673 | 00:41:22,188 | 00:41:26,068 | The idea of brandishing affection upon Amabella was first proffered by Chloe | The idea of brandishing affection upon Amabella was first proffered by Chloe |
674 | 00:41:26,192 | 00:41:28,320 | in an attempt to ameliorate the birthday party brouhaha. | in an attempt to ameliorate the birthday party brouhaha. |
675 | 00:41:28,403 | 00:41:31,031 | I'm sorry, excuse me. Are you saying Chloe had something to do with this? | I'm sorry, excuse me. Are you saying Chloe had something to do with this? |
676 | 00:41:31,197 | 00:41:32,244 | - Yes. - Yes. | - Yes. - Yes. |
677 | 00:41:32,323 | 00:41:33,370 | Mrs Klein. | Mrs Klein. |
678 | 00:41:35,493 | 00:41:38,918 | She played a song. She invited Zigfield and Amabella to dance. | She played a song. She invited Zigfield and Amabella to dance. |
679 | 00:41:40,873 | 00:41:42,341 | And it seems your daughter has inherited the | And it seems your daughter has inherited the |
680 | 00:41:42,417 | 00:41:44,260 | "Let's solve everyone else's problems" gene. | "Let's solve everyone else's problems" gene. |
681 | 00:41:44,377 | 00:41:46,505 | The motion was then seconded by Skye. | The motion was then seconded by Skye. |
682 | 00:41:46,587 | 00:41:49,591 | I don't believe that my daughter would ever sanction a non-consensual touching. | I don't believe that my daughter would ever sanction a non-consensual touching. |
683 | 00:41:49,716 | 00:41:51,593 | She's a very peaceful child. | She's a very peaceful child. |
684 | 00:41:51,718 | 00:41:54,346 | Isn't this just a lot of brouhaha about nothing? | Isn't this just a lot of brouhaha about nothing? |
685 | 00:41:54,429 | 00:41:56,773 | Well, look, we have a policy, sir, and we'll get to the bottom of it. | Well, look, we have a policy, sir, and we'll get to the bottom of it. |
686 | 00:41:56,889 | 00:41:58,266 | - Really? You have a policy? - Yes. | - Really? You have a policy? - Yes. |
687 | 00:41:58,391 | 00:41:59,608 | Well, isn't that great news? | Well, isn't that great news? |
688 | 00:41:59,726 | 00:42:02,104 | Why don't you follow your policy, or I'm getting an attorney. | Why don't you follow your policy, or I'm getting an attorney. |
689 | 00:42:02,228 | 00:42:04,856 | - Okay, we're not there yet, Mrs Klein. - I'm there. | - Okay, we're not there yet, Mrs Klein. - I'm there. |
690 | 00:42:04,939 | 00:42:06,691 | God. Attorneys? Really? Is that necessary? | God. Attorneys? Really? Is that necessary? |
691 | 00:42:06,858 | 00:42:10,237 | Actually, in my graduate thesis, I coined the term "helicopter parent." | Actually, in my graduate thesis, I coined the term "helicopter parent." |
692 | 00:42:10,862 | 00:42:13,957 | But these gems, they're fucking kamikazes. | But these gems, they're fucking kamikazes. |
693 | 00:42:14,532 | 00:42:15,533 | And I'm not kidding. | And I'm not kidding. |
694 | 00:42:15,616 | 00:42:18,790 | No one takes responsibility for anything, and Chloe's involved. | No one takes responsibility for anything, and Chloe's involved. |
695 | 00:42:18,911 | 00:42:20,913 | ...not to mention her health and well-being. | ...not to mention her health and well-being. |
696 | 00:42:21,122 | 00:42:25,628 | I mean, if I had a dime for every boy that I tried to kiss when I was six years old, | I mean, if I had a dime for every boy that I tried to kiss when I was six years old, |
697 | 00:42:26,252 | 00:42:28,129 | I mean, I can't even tell you, there were so many. | I mean, I can't even tell you, there were so many. |
698 | 00:42:28,212 | 00:42:29,964 | They're children, for Christ's sakes. | They're children, for Christ's sakes. |
699 | 00:42:30,089 | 00:42:32,808 | They're supposed to be doing things like kissing each other. | They're supposed to be doing things like kissing each other. |
700 | 00:42:36,387 | 00:42:37,434 | Jane? | Jane? |
701 | 00:42:39,265 | 00:42:40,733 | What's wrong, honey? | What's wrong, honey? |
702 | 00:42:42,810 | 00:42:43,811 | You okay? | You okay? |
703 | 00:42:46,230 | 00:42:47,447 | I'm sorry, I just... | I'm sorry, I just... |
704 | 00:42:49,650 | 00:42:51,652 | Honey. It's okay. | Honey. It's okay. |
705 | 00:42:52,487 | 00:42:55,741 | They're just kids. By this time tomorrow it will all have blown over. | They're just kids. By this time tomorrow it will all have blown over. |
706 | 00:42:57,784 | 00:42:58,956 | Come on. | Come on. |
707 | 00:43:09,629 | 00:43:11,347 | How can you not wanna make up on this song? | How can you not wanna make up on this song? |
708 | 00:43:11,422 | 00:43:12,423 | Come on! | Come on! |
709 | 00:43:12,507 | 00:43:14,976 | Make up, yes, not make out, silly. | Make up, yes, not make out, silly. |
710 | 00:43:16,344 | 00:43:20,269 | It's what you guys do when you get mad at each other, big hug, kiss, bang! | It's what you guys do when you get mad at each other, big hug, kiss, bang! |
711 | 00:43:20,348 | 00:43:21,770 | And everything's better again. | And everything's better again. |
712 | 00:43:21,849 | 00:43:25,023 | - But it's different with married people. - Why? | - But it's different with married people. - Why? |
713 | 00:43:25,269 | 00:43:27,692 | I don't know. It just is. Don't start with me. | I don't know. It just is. Don't start with me. |
714 | 00:43:40,535 | 00:43:42,333 | This is a beautiful song, honey. | This is a beautiful song, honey. |
715 | 00:44:02,140 | 00:44:03,357 | Hey, baby. | Hey, baby. |
716 | 00:44:04,976 | 00:44:07,229 | - Hey, Sparkles. - I thought it was like midnight there. | - Hey, Sparkles. - I thought it was like midnight there. |
717 | 00:44:07,311 | 00:44:08,858 | Yeah, well, I can't sleep. | Yeah, well, I can't sleep. |
718 | 00:44:09,522 | 00:44:10,865 | Jet lag. | Jet lag. |
719 | 00:44:11,649 | 00:44:12,696 | Right. | Right. |
720 | 00:44:15,987 | 00:44:17,364 | Is that the bathrobe I bought you? | Is that the bathrobe I bought you? |
721 | 00:44:19,157 | 00:44:20,329 | - It is. - Ah... | - It is. - Ah... |
722 | 00:44:21,576 | 00:44:24,500 | Thank you for the flowers. They're beautiful. | Thank you for the flowers. They're beautiful. |
723 | 00:44:29,250 | 00:44:30,422 | I miss you. | I miss you. |
724 | 00:44:30,877 | 00:44:33,096 | Yeah. Miss you, too. | Yeah. Miss you, too. |
725 | 00:44:34,547 | 00:44:36,049 | And the boys miss you. | And the boys miss you. |
726 | 00:44:37,383 | 00:44:38,930 | So how was their second day? | So how was their second day? |
727 | 00:44:41,220 | 00:44:42,267 | It was fine. | It was fine. |
728 | 00:44:49,687 | 00:44:51,280 | Will you do me a favor? | Will you do me a favor? |
729 | 00:44:56,611 | 00:44:57,703 | What? | What? |
730 | 00:44:57,778 | 00:44:59,951 | Would you take that beautiful robe off for a second? | Would you take that beautiful robe off for a second? |
731 | 00:45:03,201 | 00:45:05,295 | The boys are waiting for me downstairs. | The boys are waiting for me downstairs. |
732 | 00:45:05,786 | 00:45:08,084 | Yeah, well, I have to help myself go to sleep. | Yeah, well, I have to help myself go to sleep. |
733 | 00:45:09,540 | 00:45:11,588 | I need you to help me help myself. | I need you to help me help myself. |
734 | 00:45:12,126 | 00:45:13,298 | Do I now? | Do I now? |
735 | 00:45:15,254 | 00:45:17,882 | Let me just a look at my gorgeous wife for a second. | Let me just a look at my gorgeous wife for a second. |
736 | 00:45:19,926 | 00:45:20,973 | Ten seconds. | Ten seconds. |
737 | 00:45:23,137 | 00:45:24,389 | I'll give you five. | I'll give you five. |
738 | 00:45:25,306 | 00:45:26,933 | Well, make it a nice five. | Well, make it a nice five. |
739 | 00:45:48,329 | 00:45:50,582 | Okay. That's enough, naughty boy. | Okay. That's enough, naughty boy. |
740 | 00:45:52,833 | 00:45:54,835 | You'll have to come home sooner if you want more. | You'll have to come home sooner if you want more. |
741 | 00:45:58,089 | 00:45:59,136 | Come closer. | Come closer. |
742 | 00:46:07,014 | 00:46:08,106 | I love you. | I love you. |
743 | 00:46:13,020 | 00:46:14,818 | Take her out of school if you're that concerned. | Take her out of school if you're that concerned. |
744 | 00:46:15,982 | 00:46:18,701 | She's the one that has to leave? She didn't do anything... | She's the one that has to leave? She didn't do anything... |
745 | 00:46:18,818 | 00:46:22,539 | I just don't think legal action is the answer. All right? | I just don't think legal action is the answer. All right? |
746 | 00:46:23,364 | 00:46:25,708 | Let's see how it goes. I'm guessing it'll all sort itself out. | Let's see how it goes. I'm guessing it'll all sort itself out. |
747 | 00:46:25,825 | 00:46:28,123 | I do not feel supported here. | I do not feel supported here. |
748 | 00:46:29,203 | 00:46:30,295 | Well. | Well. |
749 | 00:46:31,455 | 00:46:33,378 | I don't suppose I could argue with your feelings. | I don't suppose I could argue with your feelings. |
750 | 00:46:47,388 | 00:46:49,390 | Ziggy, why are you awake? | Ziggy, why are you awake? |
751 | 00:46:50,474 | 00:46:52,351 | You're supposed to be asleep. | You're supposed to be asleep. |
752 | 00:46:54,729 | 00:46:58,404 | - What's going on? - I saw you crying at school today. | - What's going on? - I saw you crying at school today. |
753 | 00:47:00,401 | 00:47:01,869 | I was just stressed out. | I was just stressed out. |
754 | 00:47:03,070 | 00:47:04,993 | I'm sorry you had to see that. | I'm sorry you had to see that. |
755 | 00:47:07,241 | 00:47:11,246 | At pick-up, I heard one of the mothers say I was a little monster. | At pick-up, I heard one of the mothers say I was a little monster. |
756 | 00:47:12,246 | 00:47:13,372 | What? | What? |
757 | 00:47:14,582 | 00:47:16,084 | Baby, you're not a monster. | Baby, you're not a monster. |
758 | 00:47:17,543 | 00:47:18,886 | You're not a monster. | You're not a monster. |
759 | 00:47:21,380 | 00:47:23,348 | Ziggy, there's nothing wrong with you. | Ziggy, there's nothing wrong with you. |
760 | 00:47:26,761 | 00:47:27,762 | Okay? | Okay? |
761 | 00:47:33,059 | 00:47:35,061 | I love you so much. | I love you so much. |
762 | 00:47:54,455 | 00:47:56,583 | Pickles and mustard. | Pickles and mustard. |
763 | 00:47:57,750 | 00:47:59,047 | I'm not pregnant. | I'm not pregnant. |
764 | 00:48:00,544 | 00:48:05,892 | You know, if that day ever comes, the one you alluded to earlier... | You know, if that day ever comes, the one you alluded to earlier... |
765 | 00:48:07,218 | 00:48:09,471 | The day I decide to have sex? That day? | The day I decide to have sex? That day? |
766 | 00:48:10,638 | 00:48:11,935 | Yes, that one. | Yes, that one. |
767 | 00:48:13,307 | 00:48:14,934 | Can we talk about it first? | Can we talk about it first? |
768 | 00:48:17,311 | 00:48:18,437 | Sure. | Sure. |
769 | 00:48:19,271 | 00:48:22,571 | 'Cause I actually think I could be helpful. | 'Cause I actually think I could be helpful. |
770 | 00:48:24,443 | 00:48:25,490 | Okay. | Okay. |
771 | 00:48:26,779 | 00:48:28,656 | I have a lot of girlfriends, as you know. | I have a lot of girlfriends, as you know. |
772 | 00:48:28,989 | 00:48:33,961 | Never has any one of them ever said to me, "Gee, if only I'd had sex sooner in life." | Never has any one of them ever said to me, "Gee, if only I'd had sex sooner in life." |
773 | 00:48:34,036 | 00:48:36,164 | Mmm-hmm. This is awkward now. | Mmm-hmm. This is awkward now. |
774 | 00:48:41,627 | 00:48:42,674 | Bye. | Bye. |
775 | 00:48:48,509 | 00:48:50,978 | So Nathan said that you threatened to beat him up. | So Nathan said that you threatened to beat him up. |
776 | 00:48:52,346 | 00:48:53,643 | Of course not. | Of course not. |
777 | 00:48:57,810 | 00:49:00,279 | He wanted me to get you to back off Bonnie a little bit, | He wanted me to get you to back off Bonnie a little bit, |
778 | 00:49:00,354 | 00:49:02,356 | it led to a discussion, and... | it led to a discussion, and... |
779 | 00:49:02,481 | 00:49:04,358 | I never threatened to beat him up. | I never threatened to beat him up. |
780 | 00:49:05,609 | 00:49:08,613 | I did let him know I wouldn't be intimidated by him, | I did let him know I wouldn't be intimidated by him, |
781 | 00:49:08,696 | 00:49:10,494 | which, I think, was his intent. | which, I think, was his intent. |
782 | 00:49:11,449 | 00:49:12,996 | So how did you two leave it? | So how did you two leave it? |
783 | 00:49:13,993 | 00:49:15,040 | We left it... | We left it... |
784 | 00:49:16,328 | 00:49:18,547 | He's got Bonnie's back and I've got yours. | He's got Bonnie's back and I've got yours. |
785 | 00:49:21,542 | 00:49:22,634 | My He-Man. | My He-Man. |
786 | 00:49:23,127 | 00:49:24,128 | Oh, come on. | Oh, come on. |
787 | 00:49:29,884 | 00:49:31,227 | Can I just say one thing? | Can I just say one thing? |
788 | 00:49:32,219 | 00:49:34,017 | You never leave it at one thing. | You never leave it at one thing. |
789 | 00:49:36,891 | 00:49:38,234 | You're the one, okay? | You're the one, okay? |
790 | 00:49:42,146 | 00:49:43,398 | You're my only one. | You're my only one. |