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1 00:02:13,550 00:02:15,973 - What's out there? - You scared me. - What's out there? - You scared me.
2 00:02:16,887 00:02:20,642 Gonna have to tie a bell around your neck so you don't keep sneaking up on me. Gonna have to tie a bell around your neck so you don't keep sneaking up on me.
3 00:02:20,724 00:02:22,567 What do you look at in the ocean? What do you look at in the ocean?
4 00:02:24,061 00:02:25,278 Oh, nothing. Oh, nothing.
5 00:02:26,563 00:02:29,112 You spend a lot of time staring at "nothing." You spend a lot of time staring at "nothing."
6 00:02:31,234 00:02:32,577 Okay, I take it back. Okay, I take it back.
7 00:02:33,403 00:02:36,907 It's something, it's the big "out there." It's something, it's the big "out there."
8 00:02:38,492 00:02:42,747 The ocean is powerful, but mostly it's vast. The ocean is powerful, but mostly it's vast.
9 00:02:45,082 00:02:47,130 It's full of life, mystery. It's full of life, mystery.
10 00:02:48,585 00:02:51,464 Who knows what lies out there beneath the surface? Who knows what lies out there beneath the surface?
11 00:02:52,422 00:02:55,767 - Monsters? - Monsters? Maybe. - Monsters? - Monsters? Maybe.
12 00:02:56,677 00:02:59,100 Dreams, sunken treasure. Dreams, sunken treasure.
13 00:03:01,264 00:03:04,438 It's the great unknown. That's what the ocean is. It's the great unknown. That's what the ocean is.
14 00:03:07,771 00:03:09,444 I don't want to go, Mom. I don't want to go, Mom.
15 00:03:10,023 00:03:11,821 I know you don't, but you have to. I know you don't, but you have to.
16 00:03:12,776 00:03:13,993 It's gonna be fine. It's gonna be fine.
17 00:03:14,111 00:03:15,954 They all think I choked that girl. They all think I choked that girl.
18 00:03:16,113 00:03:18,787 Yeah, but you know that you didn't and I know that you didn't. Yeah, but you know that you didn't and I know that you didn't.
19 00:03:19,116 00:03:21,460 And it's good enough for me. It should be good enough for you. And it's good enough for me. It should be good enough for you.
20 00:03:21,535 00:03:24,288 It's gonna be good enough for everyone else, too. It's gonna be good enough for everyone else, too.
21 00:03:27,040 00:03:28,462 What's our mantra? What's our mantra?
22 00:03:29,459 00:03:30,631 Every day, we're gonna be... Every day, we're gonna be...
23 00:03:31,795 00:03:32,967 - Brave. - So brave. - Brave. - So brave.
24 00:03:33,046 00:03:34,298 Good job. Let's go. Good job. Let's go.
25 00:03:35,048 00:03:37,301 Mom. Why did we move here? Mom. Why did we move here?
26 00:03:37,634 00:03:38,681 Ziggy- Ziggy-
27 00:03:43,515 00:03:44,562 Okay. Okay.
28 00:03:47,227 00:03:50,481 I don't have time for this this morning. Please put your shirt on. I don't have time for this this morning. Please put your shirt on.
29 00:03:50,814 00:03:52,566 Why did we move here? Why did we move here?
30 00:03:55,318 00:03:57,161 - Why? - That's enough. - Why? - That's enough.
31 00:04:01,533 00:04:03,251 You can finish that in the car. Let's go. You can finish that in the car. Let's go.
32 00:04:05,704 00:04:08,082 I don't mean to do your job but it begs the question, I don't mean to do your job but it begs the question,
33 00:04:08,331 00:04:09,753 "Is she running from something?" "Is she running from something?"
34 00:04:09,833 00:04:11,961 You cannot be serious, Joseph. You cannot be serious, Joseph.
35 00:04:13,420 00:04:14,512 What? What?
36 00:04:15,172 00:04:16,219 No. No.
37 00:04:16,882 00:04:18,805 No, this makes us look like cowards. No, this makes us look like cowards.
38 00:04:18,884 00:04:20,557 If you roll over on this, it sets a precedent... If you roll over on this, it sets a precedent...
39 00:04:20,677 00:04:23,180 - He basically laughed. - Do not yell at me! - He basically laughed. - Do not yell at me!
40 00:04:23,680 00:04:25,933 - They don't know. - You're the one... Honey, can you... - They don't know. - You're the one... Honey, can you...
41 00:04:26,016 00:04:27,768 If I go talk to the mayor, he might consider legal... If I go talk to the mayor, he might consider legal...
42 00:04:27,851 00:04:29,899 Do you understand the precedent that you'd be setting? Do you understand the precedent that you'd be setting?
43 00:04:30,020 00:04:31,897 - I'd have to solicit the city council... - Don't yell at me. - I'd have to solicit the city council... - Don't yell at me.
44 00:04:32,022 00:04:33,239 ...to even get funding to retain a lawyer. ...to even get funding to retain a lawyer.
45 00:04:33,356 00:04:34,357 You know what? You know what?
46 00:04:34,441 00:04:37,786 I'm a lady and I've never said this to anybody ever in my entire life, I'm a lady and I've never said this to anybody ever in my entire life,
47 00:04:37,861 00:04:38,908 but I'm going to say it to you. but I'm going to say it to you.
48 00:04:39,029 00:04:40,952 You can go fuck yourself on the head. You can go fuck yourself on the head.
49 00:04:46,077 00:04:47,545 Right on the head? Right on the head?
50 00:04:48,038 00:04:49,790 I'm sorry, but he's trying to shut down Avenue Q. I'm sorry, but he's trying to shut down Avenue Q.
51 00:04:49,873 00:04:51,466 He says it's too controversial. He says it's too controversial.
52 00:04:51,541 00:04:53,543 What does he want to replace it with? What does he want to replace it with?
53 00:04:53,627 00:04:55,300 Don't tell me Cats. Don't tell me Cats.
54 00:05:05,388 00:05:07,231 Do you remember your first day at school? Do you remember your first day at school?
55 00:05:08,725 00:05:10,068 I do, actually. I do, actually.
56 00:05:11,895 00:05:15,240 I got asked out on a date by a second-grader, no less. I got asked out on a date by a second-grader, no less.
57 00:05:16,066 00:05:17,409 Did we accept? Did we accept?
58 00:05:19,236 00:05:20,909 He wore white Docksiders. He wore white Docksiders.
59 00:05:27,244 00:05:29,087 I'm sorry about last night. I'm sorry about last night.
60 00:05:31,456 00:05:33,049 The idea of a bully in the class... The idea of a bully in the class...
61 00:05:33,124 00:05:35,673 I don't think he's a bully, but you're probably right. I don't think he's a bully, but you're probably right.
62 00:05:35,752 00:05:37,675 We should err on the side of safety. We should err on the side of safety.
63 00:05:42,801 00:05:44,849 Wish I didn't have to fly out tonight. Wish I didn't have to fly out tonight.
64 00:05:49,599 00:05:51,567 I was thinking, when you get back from Vienna, I was thinking, when you get back from Vienna,
65 00:05:51,643 00:05:53,611 maybe we could see another counselor. maybe we could see another counselor.
66 00:05:57,816 00:05:59,989 Yeah. I think it's a good idea. Yeah. I think it's a good idea.
67 00:06:03,488 00:06:06,116 This is gonna be a really good year for us, Sparkles. This is gonna be a really good year for us, Sparkles.
68 00:06:11,621 00:06:14,044 - We'll just go away forever. - Why? - We'll just go away forever. - Why?
69 00:06:14,124 00:06:16,047 That's what the rulebook says. That's what the rulebook says.
70 00:06:17,294 00:06:18,295 Oops. Oops.
71 00:06:18,378 00:06:20,972 Oh, wow. Bit of a line here. Oh, wow. Bit of a line here.
72 00:06:22,632 00:06:23,724 Oh, it'll move quickly. Oh, it'll move quickly.
73 00:06:23,800 00:06:26,098 We just drop-and-go. They've got it down to a science. We just drop-and-go. They've got it down to a science.
74 00:06:26,177 00:06:27,474 Water, water, water. Water, water, water.
75 00:06:27,971 00:06:29,097 We don't go in? We don't go in?
76 00:06:29,180 00:06:32,024 No, we just drop them off. They can't be bothered with the parents now. No, we just drop them off. They can't be bothered with the parents now.
77 00:06:32,642 00:06:34,815 What, so we don't get to meet the teachers? What, so we don't get to meet the teachers?
78 00:06:34,978 00:06:37,072 We did all that yesterday at orientation. We did all that yesterday at orientation.
79 00:06:37,480 00:06:40,825 No. They go right into class today, don't you? No. They go right into class today, don't you?
80 00:06:41,318 00:06:42,490 Big boys. Big boys.
81 00:06:47,991 00:06:50,414 Max, look what the witch gives me. Max, look what the witch gives me.
82 00:06:50,827 00:06:51,828 MAXI Whoa! MAXI Whoa!
83 00:06:52,162 00:06:53,835 And that's not something you could have mentioned? And that's not something you could have mentioned?
84 00:06:55,332 00:06:56,549 We discussed it. We discussed it.
85 00:07:02,839 00:07:03,886 Hey! Hey!
86 00:07:04,507 00:07:06,100 School time. School time.
87 00:07:13,183 00:07:14,560 You could've told me the Orientation Day was... You could've told me the Orientation Day was...
88 00:07:14,684 00:07:15,685 Don't. Don't.
89 00:07:17,228 00:07:18,821 We may have assigned seats. We may have assigned seats.
90 00:07:18,897 00:07:21,195 If not, you can plop down right next to me. If not, you can plop down right next to me.
91 00:07:21,733 00:07:22,780 Hi, Skye. Hi, Skye.
92 00:07:24,027 00:07:28,032 - This is my friend, Ziggy. - Hi. We're half-sisters. - This is my friend, Ziggy. - Hi. We're half-sisters.
93 00:07:28,531 00:07:29,908 Sort of. Sort of.
94 00:07:30,033 00:07:33,037 - My mom was married to her dad. - Hi, Chloe. - My mom was married to her dad. - Hi, Chloe.
95 00:07:45,632 00:07:47,930 - Hey, Mama Bear. - Hi. - Hey, Mama Bear. - Hi.
96 00:07:48,051 00:07:49,428 I'm going to yoga class. You wanna join me? I'm going to yoga class. You wanna join me?
97 00:07:49,552 00:07:52,146 I would love to, but I have a job interview. I would love to, but I have a job interview.
98 00:07:52,222 00:07:53,439 Oh, wow. Oh, wow.
99 00:07:54,891 00:07:56,108 Don't worry about him, honey. Don't worry about him, honey.
100 00:07:56,226 00:07:58,729 He's gonna be fine. I promise. He's gonna be fine. I promise.
101 00:07:59,771 00:08:01,114 Get laid, bitch. Get laid, bitch.
102 00:08:01,606 00:08:03,404 God! See you later. God! See you later.
103 00:08:07,404 00:08:10,374 Maybe it was inappropriate handing out invites on the first day, Maybe it was inappropriate handing out invites on the first day,
104 00:08:10,448 00:08:12,416 but Renata's a planner. but Renata's a planner.
105 00:08:12,951 00:08:14,999 Renata was sending a message. Renata was sending a message.
106 00:08:18,456 00:08:20,424 I was thinking you could do it. I was thinking you could do it.
107 00:08:22,085 00:08:24,338 I don't practice anymore. I can't. I don't practice anymore. I can't.
108 00:08:24,421 00:08:27,265 I know, but you could come out of retirement just this one time, I know, but you could come out of retirement just this one time,
109 00:08:27,340 00:08:29,263 so you could safeguard all the arts for Monterey. so you could safeguard all the arts for Monterey.
110 00:08:29,342 00:08:30,389 Plus, hear me out. Plus, hear me out.
111 00:08:30,468 00:08:31,845 I would be your only client, I would be your only client,
112 00:08:31,928 00:08:35,023 and how fun would that be to have drinks with the client? and how fun would that be to have drinks with the client?
113 00:08:37,767 00:08:40,316 - Yoga is a time for quiet reflection. - Yeah, I know. - Yoga is a time for quiet reflection. - Yeah, I know.
114 00:08:40,937 00:08:43,781 - I don't like to be touched. - Okay. Breathe into it. - I don't like to be touched. - Okay. Breathe into it.
115 00:08:43,857 00:08:45,450 - Okay. - There you go. - Okay. - There you go.
116 00:08:47,944 00:08:49,321 Back corner. Back corner.
117 00:08:51,698 00:08:53,416 Oh, you've got to be kidding me. Oh, you've got to be kidding me.
118 00:08:53,491 00:08:54,959 Don't "shush" me. Don't "shush" me.
119 00:08:55,994 00:08:59,123 She has her own yoga studio. What's she even doing here? She has her own yoga studio. What's she even doing here?
120 00:08:59,205 00:09:00,297 Okay. Okay.
121 00:09:01,958 00:09:04,461 We do have a session where the rules are more relaxed, you know? We do have a session where the rules are more relaxed, you know?
122 00:09:04,794 00:09:06,512 Our perimenopausal class. Our perimenopausal class.
123 00:09:08,339 00:09:11,013 That won't be necessary. I won't be coming back. That won't be necessary. I won't be coming back.
124 00:09:13,219 00:09:15,187 You will never believe what she just said to me. You will never believe what she just said to me.
125 00:09:15,305 00:09:18,024 - What? - Here. No. Here. - What? - Here. No. Here.
126 00:09:19,976 00:09:21,978 - You look so pretty... - Please don't post that on Facebook. - You look so pretty... - Please don't post that on Facebook.
127 00:09:22,062 00:09:23,655 - Ed will kill me... - Hey, Maddie. Hey, Celeste. - Ed will kill me... - Hey, Maddie. Hey, Celeste.
128 00:09:23,730 00:09:25,232 How amazing was that class? How amazing was that class?
129 00:09:25,315 00:09:28,660 Hi, guys. Nathan, yoga, wow. Hi, guys. Nathan, yoga, wow.
130 00:09:29,194 00:09:31,367 Yeah. Bonnie got me into it. Yeah. Bonnie got me into it.
131 00:09:31,821 00:09:34,199 Yeah, well, you know. Gotta sweat out all those toxins. Yeah, well, you know. Gotta sweat out all those toxins.
132 00:09:34,365 00:09:38,370 We drank like a bottle of wine last night, and today I was like, "You're going to yoga." We drank like a bottle of wine last night, and today I was like, "You're going to yoga."
133 00:09:39,204 00:09:42,208 You know, I got Abby to sign up for one of my piloxing classes. You know, I got Abby to sign up for one of my piloxing classes.
134 00:09:42,373 00:09:44,717 That's fantastic. That's fantastic.
135 00:09:47,003 00:09:48,971 Oh, I'm gonna call again about that petition thing. Oh, I'm gonna call again about that petition thing.
136 00:09:49,047 00:09:50,924 - I mean, it's ridiculous. - You don't need to worry about it. - I mean, it's ridiculous. - You don't need to worry about it.
137 00:09:51,007 00:09:53,226 But they should be able to just take my name off it, I mean. But they should be able to just take my name off it, I mean.
138 00:09:53,343 00:09:55,016 Nothing's gonna stop us, honey. Nothing's gonna stop us, honey.
139 00:09:55,762 00:09:57,514 Ticking bomb, I'll leave it at that. Ticking bomb, I'll leave it at that.
140 00:09:58,098 00:09:59,395 Tick, tick, tick. Tick, tick, tick.
141 00:09:59,724 00:10:01,067 Could she put a shirt on? Could she put a shirt on?
142 00:10:02,894 00:10:03,986 Boom. Boom.
143 00:10:04,062 00:10:08,909 Our very first project will be for each of you Our very first project will be for each of you
144 00:10:09,400 00:10:12,028 to do a family tree. to do a family tree.
145 00:10:12,362 00:10:15,161 Where you get to talk about your wonderful family. Where you get to talk about your wonderful family.
146 00:10:15,240 00:10:16,583 Isn't that great? Isn't that great?
147 00:10:17,033 00:10:18,376 But, before that But, before that
148 00:10:18,535 00:10:22,961 I am going to introduce you to a very, very special friend to our class. I am going to introduce you to a very, very special friend to our class.
149 00:10:23,540 00:10:28,546 This is Harry the Hippo. This is Harry the Hippo.
150 00:10:29,712 00:10:34,218 Now Harry here has been a beloved member of the first grade, Now Harry here has been a beloved member of the first grade,
151 00:10:34,592 00:10:35,764 for almost... for almost...
152 00:10:36,427 00:10:38,771 Ten years! Ten years!
153 00:10:39,556 00:10:42,605 Now I know you're not in kindergarten anymore, Now I know you're not in kindergarten anymore,
154 00:10:42,934 00:10:44,561 and you're about to find out and you're about to find out
155 00:10:45,436 00:10:49,441 that the transition to first grade is not always easy. that the transition to first grade is not always easy.
156 00:10:50,108 00:10:53,738 But with Harry here, you won't even notice it. I promise. But with Harry here, you won't even notice it. I promise.
157 00:10:54,404 00:10:56,077 And the best part. And the best part.
158 00:10:56,364 00:10:58,617 You will all have your turn You will all have your turn
159 00:10:59,409 00:11:02,709 to take Harry home for sleepovers. to take Harry home for sleepovers.
160 00:11:02,787 00:11:03,913 Yes! Yes!
161 00:11:04,581 00:11:08,051 Well, I'm going to start off our day by passing Harry around, Well, I'm going to start off our day by passing Harry around,
162 00:11:08,126 00:11:10,970 so you can all greet him with a hug. Okay? so you can all greet him with a hug. Okay?
163 00:11:11,462 00:11:12,930 Here you go, Billy. Here you go, Billy.
164 00:11:13,631 00:11:14,723 Yes. Yes.
165 00:11:14,883 00:11:16,726 Does Harry want to be hugged? Does Harry want to be hugged?
166 00:11:16,801 00:11:18,269 Why, yes. Harry loves hugs. Why, yes. Harry loves hugs.
167 00:11:20,305 00:11:22,023 I mean, look, let's face it. I mean, look, let's face it.
168 00:11:22,098 00:11:24,977 Amabella picked that Ziggy out of a line-up and she was unwavering. Amabella picked that Ziggy out of a line-up and she was unwavering.
169 00:11:25,268 00:11:27,487 The kid was off, I'll leave it at that. The kid was off, I'll leave it at that.
170 00:11:31,649 00:11:33,242 I thought your flight was at 5:00. I thought your flight was at 5:00.
171 00:11:34,819 00:11:36,162 Traffic might be bad. Traffic might be bad.
172 00:11:37,280 00:11:39,499 - It's 11:30. - Thank you. Good to know. - It's 11:30. - Thank you. Good to know.
173 00:11:46,331 00:11:47,583 Are you serious? Are you serious?
174 00:11:47,832 00:11:51,132 I changed my flight so I could be here on their first day of school. I changed my flight so I could be here on their first day of school.
175 00:11:52,086 00:11:53,713 And then I don't even get to go in the building. And then I don't even get to go in the building.
176 00:11:53,796 00:11:55,173 I understand, but I just... I understand, but I just...
177 00:11:55,298 00:11:57,175 And for you to just dismiss my being upset about it? And for you to just dismiss my being upset about it?
178 00:11:57,592 00:11:59,139 I didn't dismiss anything. I didn't dismiss anything.
179 00:12:00,011 00:12:02,264 - I just don't want to get blamed... - Yeah, you know what I think? - I just don't want to get blamed... - Yeah, you know what I think?
180 00:12:03,139 00:12:05,358 I think you didn't want me to be there for Orientation. I think you didn't want me to be there for Orientation.
181 00:12:07,644 00:12:08,691 What? What?
182 00:12:08,811 00:12:10,688 You decided to have that moment all to yourself. You decided to have that moment all to yourself.
183 00:12:11,773 00:12:13,821 Mommy and her boys. Mommy and her boys.
184 00:12:14,609 00:12:15,986 You are such a child. You are such a child.
185 00:12:25,787 00:12:26,834 I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
186 00:12:28,665 00:12:31,509 I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm... I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm...
187 00:12:31,668 00:12:32,669 Don't. Don't.
188 00:12:33,378 00:12:34,550 I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry.
189 00:12:35,713 00:12:36,805 Fuck. Fuck.
190 00:12:37,799 00:12:39,051 Hey, hey. Hey, hey. Hey, hey. Hey, hey.
191 00:12:39,550 00:12:41,052 Sorry. It's just... Sorry. It's just...
192 00:12:42,053 00:12:44,055 Fuck. I'm sorry. Fuck. I'm sorry.
193 00:12:46,182 00:12:49,561 It's just, all this traveling, I feel like I'm missing out on so much. It's just, all this traveling, I feel like I'm missing out on so much.
194 00:12:49,852 00:12:51,229 They'll be grown one day and I... They'll be grown one day and I...
195 00:12:53,398 00:12:55,196 Sorry. Sorry, sorry. Sorry. Sorry, sorry.
196 00:13:00,321 00:13:02,699 Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey- Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey-
197 00:13:08,871 00:13:10,248 No,no,no,no,no. No,no,no,no,no.
198 00:13:22,760 00:13:24,228 There you go. There you go.
199 00:13:24,721 00:13:26,223 There you go. There you go.
200 00:13:45,283 00:13:46,375 Yeah! Yeah!
201 00:13:51,956 00:13:53,048 No! No!
202 00:13:53,916 00:13:54,917 Oh, God! Oh, God!
203 00:14:00,465 00:14:01,591 God. God.
204 00:14:20,443 00:14:21,740 Perry and Celeste? Perry and Celeste?
205 00:14:22,278 00:14:25,248 Honestly? I'd sleep with either. Honestly? I'd sleep with either.
206 00:14:27,950 00:14:31,580 Call the Wall Street Journal and tell them we make a deal now with these guys Call the Wall Street Journal and tell them we make a deal now with these guys
207 00:14:31,662 00:14:33,505 or they're never gonna have anybody buy them. or they're never gonna have anybody buy them.
208 00:14:34,457 00:14:35,959 No, this is ridiculous. No, this is ridiculous.
209 00:14:36,084 00:14:37,256 Juliette? Juliette?
210 00:14:38,628 00:14:41,131 Because my daughter's gotta get picked up. Sorry, I'm distracted... Because my daughter's gotta get picked up. Sorry, I'm distracted...
211 00:14:41,255 00:14:42,256 Yes. Yes.
212 00:14:42,340 00:14:44,388 You need to get in the car right now and... Hold on one second. You need to get in the car right now and... Hold on one second.
213 00:14:44,467 00:14:45,935 I thought you were picking her up. I thought you were picking her up.
214 00:14:46,010 00:14:47,808 No, I'm doing an interview here! No, I'm doing an interview here!
215 00:14:47,929 00:14:51,308 Turns out, it's actually harder to have a part-time job versus a full-time job Turns out, it's actually harder to have a part-time job versus a full-time job
216 00:14:51,432 00:14:54,777 because, in addition to doing all that work, you're out there scouring for another job. because, in addition to doing all that work, you're out there scouring for another job.
217 00:14:54,852 00:14:58,698 - Are you looking for another job? - I only do 20 hours a week, max. - Are you looking for another job? - I only do 20 hours a week, max.
218 00:14:58,815 00:15:01,443 Between you and I, I try and maintain my full-time mommy status, Between you and I, I try and maintain my full-time mommy status,
219 00:15:01,526 00:15:04,370 so I can lord over women like Renata and the other career mommies. so I can lord over women like Renata and the other career mommies.
220 00:15:05,947 00:15:08,450 Oh, there they are. Our future world leaders. Oh, there they are. Our future world leaders.
221 00:15:08,533 00:15:09,785 - Do you see mine? - Yep. - Do you see mine? - Yep.
222 00:15:10,368 00:15:12,962 - Chloe! - Ma'am, please. - Chloe! - Ma'am, please.
223 00:15:13,496 00:15:15,373 What, I can't call for my own daughter? What, I can't call for my own daughter?
224 00:15:15,665 00:15:17,167 Please re-board the vehicle, ma'am. Please re-board the vehicle, ma'am.
225 00:15:18,501 00:15:20,629 - You causing trouble, woman? - Get in the car. - You causing trouble, woman? - Get in the car.
226 00:15:20,711 00:15:22,964 And don't ever blow your whistle at me again. And don't ever blow your whistle at me again.
227 00:15:23,047 00:15:24,640 You're new here, I'm not. You're new here, I'm not.
228 00:15:25,383 00:15:27,385 - Mommy! - Hi, baby! - Mommy! - Hi, baby!
229 00:15:28,219 00:15:32,645 - So, how was your first day? - Fine. We got to meet Harry the Hippo. - So, how was your first day? - Fine. We got to meet Harry the Hippo.
230 00:15:33,349 00:15:35,192 - And, Zig? - Good. - And, Zig? - Good.
231 00:15:35,309 00:15:37,152 - Yeah? - Teacher's nice. - Yeah? - Teacher's nice.
232 00:15:37,228 00:15:39,356 She is? Oh, that's amazing! She is? Oh, that's amazing!
233 00:15:39,647 00:15:41,866 - That's so great. - What's that? - That's so great. - What's that?
234 00:15:45,695 00:15:48,414 Oh, Amabella's having a party. That's sweet. Oh, Amabella's having a party. That's sweet.
235 00:15:49,574 00:15:51,042 I didn't get invited. I didn't get invited.
236 00:15:52,743 00:15:55,542 Honey, you don't know her very well. You don't know her at all. Honey, you don't know her very well. You don't know her at all.
237 00:15:55,746 00:15:57,043 This is about that stupid accusation. This is about that stupid accusation.
238 00:15:57,165 00:15:58,257 It's fine. It's fine.
239 00:16:03,713 00:16:05,886 Okay, what are we listening to? Okay, what are we listening to?
240 00:16:06,382 00:16:09,386 Feces is never terribly far from Madeline's fan. Feces is never terribly far from Madeline's fan.
241 00:16:09,510 00:16:11,979 And the whole party thing created a vortex. And the whole party thing created a vortex.
242 00:16:12,054 00:16:13,522 Outrageous is what it is. Outrageous is what it is.
243 00:16:13,598 00:16:16,226 For the whole class to be invited with the exception of Ziggy? For the whole class to be invited with the exception of Ziggy?
244 00:16:16,350 00:16:19,524 - I mean, come on. - Is he the kid who... - I mean, come on. - Is he the kid who...
245 00:16:20,438 00:16:21,940 - Will you please... - What? - Will you please... - What?
246 00:16:22,440 00:16:23,566 Chloe. Chloe.
247 00:16:24,025 00:16:26,904 - Abby, come on. - This is so Renata. - Abby, come on. - This is so Renata.
248 00:16:27,028 00:16:28,780 On the very first day of school? On the very first day of school?
249 00:16:29,614 00:16:33,335 Well, if she's convinced that this Ziggy poses a threat to her daughter's safety, Well, if she's convinced that this Ziggy poses a threat to her daughter's safety,
250 00:16:33,409 00:16:34,786 of course he's not going to get invited. of course he's not going to get invited.
251 00:16:34,911 00:16:35,958 I'm just saying I'm just saying
252 00:16:36,078 00:16:38,797 that distributing the invitations in the classroom, that distributing the invitations in the classroom,
253 00:16:38,915 00:16:40,041 to the exception of one person, to the exception of one person,
254 00:16:40,124 00:16:41,376 I mean, it's just unacceptable. I mean, it's just unacceptable.
255 00:16:41,459 00:16:43,302 Thank you, honey. This looks delicious. Thank you, honey. This looks delicious.
256 00:16:44,754 00:16:46,472 Abby, are you dating the fridge? Abby, are you dating the fridge?
257 00:16:48,758 00:16:52,808 Mmm. Chloe. I set up a standing play-date with you and Ziggy on Thursdays. Mmm. Chloe. I set up a standing play-date with you and Ziggy on Thursdays.
258 00:16:53,137 00:16:54,263 Cool. Cool.
259 00:16:55,890 00:16:58,985 - Are we sure that's a good idea? - Why would it not be? - Are we sure that's a good idea? - Why would it not be?
260 00:16:59,560 00:17:01,813 We don't know for a fact that he's innocent. We don't know for a fact that he's innocent.
261 00:17:02,813 00:17:06,943 Maybe the benefit of the doubt should run to Chloe's favor instead of Ziggy. Maybe the benefit of the doubt should run to Chloe's favor instead of Ziggy.
262 00:17:07,276 00:17:10,120 Are you suggesting I might be putting my daughter in harm's way? Are you suggesting I might be putting my daughter in harm's way?
263 00:17:10,238 00:17:11,956 Oh, you mean our daughter? Oh, you mean our daughter?
264 00:17:13,741 00:17:16,836 Chloe, I don't know why you didn't text me or call me when the snub happened. Chloe, I don't know why you didn't text me or call me when the snub happened.
265 00:17:16,953 00:17:18,921 I might have been able to intervene. I might have been able to intervene.
266 00:17:18,996 00:17:20,248 How would she call you? How would she call you?
267 00:17:24,001 00:17:25,719 She has a phone in her doll. She has a phone in her doll.
268 00:17:25,795 00:17:29,800 Don't start with me right now. It's just for emergencies. Don't start with me right now. It's just for emergencies.
269 00:17:30,591 00:17:32,810 You really shouldn't encourage her to play with dolls. You really shouldn't encourage her to play with dolls.
270 00:17:33,427 00:17:34,804 And why is that exactly? And why is that exactly?
271 00:17:35,846 00:17:37,519 It's a little 1960s. It's a little 1960s.
272 00:17:37,932 00:17:40,185 Not to mention sexist. Is it a Barbie doll? Not to mention sexist. Is it a Barbie doll?
273 00:17:40,309 00:17:42,778 You can't fit a phone in a Barbie, dummy. You can't fit a phone in a Barbie, dummy.
274 00:17:42,853 00:17:44,025 Chloe. Chloe.
275 00:17:44,647 00:17:46,445 Barbies aren't allowed anyways. Barbies aren't allowed anyways.
276 00:17:46,524 00:17:49,698 Sylvie Baker's gave Joey Proccacini a boner. Sylvie Baker's gave Joey Proccacini a boner.
277 00:17:51,362 00:17:54,115 Okay. You know, Abigail, Okay. You know, Abigail,
278 00:17:54,198 00:17:58,044 I am super impressed with your emerging social conscience, I really am. I am super impressed with your emerging social conscience, I really am.
279 00:17:58,619 00:18:01,714 Shall we leave it at that or is now the time to pile on Bonnie? Shall we leave it at that or is now the time to pile on Bonnie?
280 00:18:24,520 00:18:27,524 I just have a very low tolerance for injustice, I just have a very low tolerance for injustice,
281 00:18:27,815 00:18:30,534 which is exactly what's going on with Ziggy and his mom. which is exactly what's going on with Ziggy and his mom.
282 00:18:32,570 00:18:35,039 You fled the table when Abby brought up Bonnie. You fled the table when Abby brought up Bonnie.
283 00:18:37,033 00:18:38,660 I'd ask you what's the deal with Bonnie, I'd ask you what's the deal with Bonnie,
284 00:18:38,743 00:18:41,587 but I think we both know it's really about Nathan. but I think we both know it's really about Nathan.
285 00:18:42,413 00:18:44,415 - That is not true. - That is true. - That is not true. - That is true.
286 00:18:44,540 00:18:47,339 Ed, I shouldn't have to constantly run into the guy. Ed, I shouldn't have to constantly run into the guy.
287 00:18:47,418 00:18:49,466 Monterey has 30,000 people Monterey has 30,000 people
288 00:18:49,545 00:18:52,970 and I can't go to a goddamn yoga class without seeing him and her? and I can't go to a goddamn yoga class without seeing him and her?
289 00:18:53,049 00:18:55,598 And yoga? Give me a break. And yoga? Give me a break.
290 00:18:55,718 00:18:58,813 When I was married to him, he wouldn't so much as go for a walk, When I was married to him, he wouldn't so much as go for a walk,
291 00:18:58,888 00:19:01,232 and when he finally did, he never came back. and when he finally did, he never came back.
292 00:19:01,557 00:19:03,355 Remember that big fight I promised? Remember that big fight I promised?
293 00:19:03,434 00:19:05,107 - Yeah. - I think now would be a good time. - Yeah. - I think now would be a good time.
294 00:19:05,227 00:19:06,274 Why? Why?
295 00:19:07,396 00:19:09,444 Is Nathan the one? Is Nathan the one?
296 00:19:09,732 00:19:10,733 What? What?
297 00:19:10,900 00:19:12,072 - What do you mean... - The one. - What do you mean... - The one.
298 00:19:12,193 00:19:13,786 For every person, there's "the one." For every person, there's "the one."
299 00:19:15,196 00:19:17,574 Case in point, you're my one. Case in point, you're my one.
300 00:19:17,698 00:19:19,416 - Well, you are my... - Shut up! - Well, you are my... - Shut up!
301 00:19:20,785 00:19:24,210 But for you, he's the one you fell irreparably in love with, But for you, he's the one you fell irreparably in love with,
302 00:19:24,288 00:19:26,336 who irreparably broke your heart. who irreparably broke your heart.
303 00:19:26,415 00:19:29,259 Who you apparently can't get over, 15 years later. Who you apparently can't get over, 15 years later.
304 00:19:31,420 00:19:32,842 - Have you lost your mind? - No. - Have you lost your mind? - No.
305 00:19:32,922 00:19:35,926 I'm never out of my mind. I don't get to be crazy, Madeline. I'm never out of my mind. I don't get to be crazy, Madeline.
306 00:19:36,217 00:19:38,436 I'm stable, I'm grounded. I'm stable, I'm grounded.
307 00:19:39,095 00:19:41,223 Good old steady Eddie, that's me. Good old steady Eddie, that's me.
308 00:19:42,556 00:19:43,603 Wow. Wow.
309 00:19:44,934 00:19:46,652 Where is this coming from? Where is this coming from?
310 00:19:47,478 00:19:51,153 It's coming from the fact that you don't really seem to adore me, It's coming from the fact that you don't really seem to adore me,
311 00:19:51,273 00:19:53,571 that you're rarely interested in having sex. that you're rarely interested in having sex.
312 00:19:53,651 00:19:57,781 But, specifically today, it's coming from your constant carrying on But, specifically today, it's coming from your constant carrying on
313 00:19:57,905 00:20:01,125 about Nathan and his seemingly perfect life. about Nathan and his seemingly perfect life.
314 00:20:01,242 00:20:04,496 Which tells me that you're far from satisfied with your own. Which tells me that you're far from satisfied with your own.
315 00:20:04,620 00:20:06,338 And I'm fucking sick of it. And I'm fucking sick of it.
316 00:20:09,333 00:20:12,803 Look, I may not be the good-looking adventure ride, okay? Look, I may not be the good-looking adventure ride, okay?
317 00:20:12,920 00:20:17,517 But there is something to be said for being there, for being truthful, But there is something to be said for being there, for being truthful,
318 00:20:17,633 00:20:20,512 for being somebody you can steadfastly count on. for being somebody you can steadfastly count on.
319 00:20:23,931 00:20:27,185 I will not be anybody's runner-up. You need to hear that. I will not be anybody's runner-up. You need to hear that.
320 00:20:28,185 00:20:30,483 Scratch the surface of any Jimmy Stewart... Scratch the surface of any Jimmy Stewart...
321 00:20:32,148 00:20:33,365 Charlie Manson. Charlie Manson.
322 00:20:36,193 00:20:37,285 No. No.
323 00:20:47,455 00:20:50,049 - You okay? - He's scared. - You okay? - He's scared.
324 00:20:51,208 00:20:52,630 Scared? Scared?
325 00:20:53,669 00:20:54,886 What are you scared of? What are you scared of?
326 00:20:55,671 00:20:56,672 No, I'm not. No, I'm not.
327 00:20:58,215 00:21:00,343 - He is. - Oh, he is. - He is. - Oh, he is.
328 00:21:10,227 00:21:11,524 How's Ziggy doing? How's Ziggy doing?
329 00:21:13,189 00:21:14,190 Good. Good.
330 00:21:15,983 00:21:18,827 Do you think he was the one who hurt Amabella the other day? Do you think he was the one who hurt Amabella the other day?
331 00:21:18,903 00:21:21,031 - No. - He's really nice. - No. - He's really nice.
332 00:21:21,363 00:21:22,740 Could he come over? Could he come over?
333 00:21:25,201 00:21:26,919 - Yeah. Maybe. - Okay. - Yeah. Maybe. - Okay.
334 00:21:27,912 00:21:29,585 Just have to ask your dad. Just have to ask your dad.
335 00:21:37,171 00:21:38,844 Hey, wanna meet me at Side Door? Hey, wanna meet me at Side Door?
336 00:21:38,923 00:21:41,767 I need to swap out my family for some vodka. I need to swap out my family for some vodka.
337 00:21:42,009 00:21:44,353 -ls your nanny there? - Yeah, she is, actually. -ls your nanny there? - Yeah, she is, actually.
338 00:21:44,428 00:21:45,896 Great. I'll see you then. Great. I'll see you then.
339 00:21:48,057 00:21:50,901 I think they both had drinking problems. I do. I think they both had drinking problems. I do.
340 00:21:51,227 00:21:55,107 Well, I'm happy to let you post it, but nobody really reads these flyers. Well, I'm happy to let you post it, but nobody really reads these flyers.
341 00:21:55,564 00:21:57,942 And if you want to get work these days, you need a website. And if you want to get work these days, you need a website.
342 00:21:58,067 00:22:00,536 - I know, it's just so expensive. - It's not as much as you think. - I know, it's just so expensive. - It's not as much as you think.
343 00:22:00,611 00:22:03,911 Madeline's husband, Ed, is in web design. He could help you put something together. Madeline's husband, Ed, is in web design. He could help you put something together.
344 00:22:04,406 00:22:05,578 Maybe. Maybe.
345 00:22:05,783 00:22:08,753 I already have an accountant, but otherwise, I would... I already have an accountant, but otherwise, I would...
346 00:22:09,787 00:22:11,460 - It's all good. - No, I would. - It's all good. - No, I would.
347 00:22:11,580 00:22:15,210 - Do you have any clients? - Yeah, a few portables still from Santa Cruz. - Do you have any clients? - Yeah, a few portables still from Santa Cruz.
348 00:22:16,293 00:22:17,920 Can I ask what brought you here? Can I ask what brought you here?
349 00:22:18,045 00:22:20,423 The schools are great, to build a better life for her son. The schools are great, to build a better life for her son.
350 00:22:20,548 00:22:21,891 That's all you'll get. That's all you'll get.
351 00:22:22,383 00:22:24,385 Whoa. Yes, Ziggy. Whoa. Yes, Ziggy.
352 00:22:24,468 00:22:26,937 I did come here with dreams of a certain life. You are right. I did come here with dreams of a certain life. You are right.
353 00:22:28,764 00:22:30,141 Hopefully a better one. Hopefully a better one.
354 00:22:32,393 00:22:33,440 Mom. Mom.
355 00:22:34,603 00:22:35,946 The chocolate one? The chocolate one?
356 00:22:37,231 00:22:38,483 Okay, but I'm eating some. Okay, but I'm eating some.
357 00:22:48,659 00:22:53,756 We're looking at the victim's relationships with every parent who attended Trivia Night. We're looking at the victim's relationships with every parent who attended Trivia Night.
358 00:22:59,461 00:23:02,761 "ls Nathan the one?" Of course not! "ls Nathan the one?" Of course not!
359 00:23:03,424 00:23:05,768 That he doubts my love for him? That he doubts my love for him?
360 00:23:06,302 00:23:08,020 And Ed's not a neurotic guy. And Ed's not a neurotic guy.
361 00:23:08,971 00:23:13,317 So, maybe it is me, maybe I'm just lousy at conveying how much I... So, maybe it is me, maybe I'm just lousy at conveying how much I...
362 00:23:13,434 00:23:14,526 I don't know. I don't know.
363 00:23:14,643 00:23:16,987 You once said that you two don't have sex very often. You once said that you two don't have sex very often.
364 00:23:17,104 00:23:22,326 That's because I'm exhausted all the time from school, or the kids, or the play. That's because I'm exhausted all the time from school, or the kids, or the play.
365 00:23:24,445 00:23:25,947 What was Nathan like in bed? What was Nathan like in bed?
366 00:23:26,780 00:23:28,282 I don't want to talk about Nathan. I don't want to talk about Nathan.
367 00:23:28,365 00:23:29,537 - Really? - Yeah. - Really? - Yeah.
368 00:23:29,658 00:23:31,001 But we are talking about Nathan. But we are talking about Nathan.
369 00:23:31,118 00:23:33,621 - No, we were talking about Ed. - Okay. - No, we were talking about Ed. - Okay.
370 00:23:34,204 00:23:35,376 Okay, what? Okay, what?
371 00:23:35,497 00:23:39,673 Is it possible that you had a little more passion for Nathan than you have for Ed? Is it possible that you had a little more passion for Nathan than you have for Ed?
372 00:23:39,793 00:23:42,342 And maybe he senses that? And maybe he senses that?
373 00:23:42,838 00:23:46,513 Men can be a little more intuitive than we give them credit for, you know. Men can be a little more intuitive than we give them credit for, you know.
374 00:23:47,635 00:23:49,808 Have you thought about seeing a counselor? Have you thought about seeing a counselor?
375 00:23:50,679 00:23:53,353 My God, we don't need a counselor. Couples fight. My God, we don't need a counselor. Couples fight.
376 00:23:53,474 00:23:56,148 You telling me you and Perry don't ever fight? You telling me you and Perry don't ever fight?
377 00:23:56,226 00:23:57,352 Yeah, we do. Yeah, we do.
378 00:23:58,979 00:23:59,980 Sometimes. Sometimes.
379 00:24:00,064 00:24:02,112 And then do you run off to therapy afterwards? And then do you run off to therapy afterwards?
380 00:24:05,319 00:24:07,993 More often than not, we end up having sex. More often than not, we end up having sex.
381 00:24:10,366 00:24:11,413 Really? Really?
382 00:24:12,034 00:24:13,081 Yes. Yes.
383 00:24:13,494 00:24:17,840 Starts with anger and... It's complicated. Starts with anger and... It's complicated.
384 00:24:21,251 00:24:25,597 Sometimes I think that he likes to fight because it leads to sex. Sometimes I think that he likes to fight because it leads to sex.
385 00:24:29,176 00:24:31,019 Sometimes I think I like it, too. Sometimes I think I like it, too.
386 00:24:33,263 00:24:34,765 How often does this happen? How often does this happen?
387 00:24:36,058 00:24:38,277 Happens enough. Happens enough.
388 00:24:40,562 00:24:44,112 I have to say, Celeste, that sounds a little bit twisted. I have to say, Celeste, that sounds a little bit twisted.
389 00:24:45,693 00:24:47,445 But kind of great, too. But kind of great, too.
390 00:24:49,071 00:24:51,119 So the sex that you have, is it like... So the sex that you have, is it like...
391 00:24:51,699 00:24:52,871 Hello! Hello!
392 00:24:53,575 00:24:57,125 Hi, Celeste. Madeline. How are you? Hi, Celeste. Madeline. How are you?
393 00:24:57,246 00:24:59,374 I was over there with my girlfriends getting our drink on, I was over there with my girlfriends getting our drink on,
394 00:24:59,456 00:25:00,924 and I saw you two. and I saw you two.
395 00:25:01,291 00:25:02,964 - Do you have a second? - Sure. - Do you have a second? - Sure.
396 00:25:03,711 00:25:08,057 Did you know that they're thinking about closing down the local VA hospital? Did you know that they're thinking about closing down the local VA hospital?
397 00:25:08,215 00:25:12,311 It means that vets are having to drive all the way to Sacramento for their services, It means that vets are having to drive all the way to Sacramento for their services,
398 00:25:12,636 00:25:15,105 which is so upsetting. which is so upsetting.
399 00:25:15,597 00:25:18,646 I've really dedicated a lot of my life to vets, I've really dedicated a lot of my life to vets,
400 00:25:18,767 00:25:20,269 and specifically PTSD, and specifically PTSD,
401 00:25:20,394 00:25:24,319 so I'm gonna hold a little fundraising dinner party so I'm gonna hold a little fundraising dinner party
402 00:25:24,440 00:25:26,943 and help defray costs and keep the facility open. and help defray costs and keep the facility open.
403 00:25:27,067 00:25:29,365 It would be so great if you and Perry could come. It would be so great if you and Perry could come.
404 00:25:29,445 00:25:30,492 Yeah, sure. Yeah, sure.
405 00:25:30,612 00:25:34,742 And you and Ed, of course, would be so nice. And you and Ed, of course, would be so nice.
406 00:25:34,825 00:25:37,578 - You're such a kind person, Renata. - Thank you. - You're such a kind person, Renata. - Thank you.
407 00:25:37,661 00:25:41,791 And, you know, it was very sweet of you to invite Chloe to Amabella's birthday party. And, you know, it was very sweet of you to invite Chloe to Amabella's birthday party.
408 00:25:41,915 00:25:44,088 Of course. Of course. Of course. Of course.
409 00:25:44,168 00:25:47,798 However, it wasn't very sweet to single out and exclude little Ziggy. However, it wasn't very sweet to single out and exclude little Ziggy.
410 00:25:47,921 00:25:49,138 Really? Really?
411 00:25:49,423 00:25:50,470 Do you think it would be okay Do you think it would be okay
412 00:25:50,591 00:25:52,810 for little Amabella to be strangled at her birthday party? for little Amabella to be strangled at her birthday party?
413 00:25:52,926 00:25:53,927 I don't think so. I don't think so.
414 00:25:54,011 00:25:56,264 If Ziggy doesn't go, then Chloe's not going. If Ziggy doesn't go, then Chloe's not going.
415 00:25:57,097 00:26:00,852 Okay, I don't think this is the right time to be... Let's just... Thank you. Okay, I don't think this is the right time to be... Let's just... Thank you.
416 00:26:00,976 00:26:03,024 And if Chloe's out, then the entire brigade will follow. And if Chloe's out, then the entire brigade will follow.
417 00:26:03,145 00:26:05,147 - She's basically the pied piper. - What? - She's basically the pied piper. - What?
418 00:26:09,485 00:26:10,953 I like you, Madeline. I like you, Madeline.
419 00:26:11,487 00:26:15,492 And I actually admire you for sticking up for your unapologetic friend. And I actually admire you for sticking up for your unapologetic friend.
420 00:26:16,700 00:26:20,455 But if I can offer something as objectively as I possibly can... But if I can offer something as objectively as I possibly can...
421 00:26:21,538 00:26:24,382 Do not fuck with my daughter's birthday. Do not fuck with my daughter's birthday.
422 00:26:24,666 00:26:28,216 I was in that bar, and I distinctly saw Madeline... I was in that bar, and I distinctly saw Madeline...
423 00:26:28,462 00:26:30,180 ...glance at a steak knife. ...glance at a steak knife.
424 00:26:30,339 00:26:31,511 What a cunt! What a cunt!
425 00:26:31,673 00:26:34,176 - Excuse me? - Why don't you get fucked! - Excuse me? - Why don't you get fucked!
426 00:26:36,011 00:26:37,308 The war is on. The war is on.
427 00:26:38,847 00:26:40,690 This really isn't fair to Chloe. This really isn't fair to Chloe.
428 00:26:43,977 00:26:45,103 Excuse me? Excuse me?
429 00:26:45,187 00:26:48,236 Last year Amabella had a jumping castle and a magician. Last year Amabella had a jumping castle and a magician.
430 00:26:48,357 00:26:50,155 This year only figures to be better. This year only figures to be better.
431 00:26:50,734 00:26:51,951 Oh, please. Oh, please.
432 00:26:52,027 00:26:54,530 And for you to summarily say she can't go, And for you to summarily say she can't go,
433 00:26:55,072 00:26:58,667 and use her as a tool to get other kids not to go? and use her as a tool to get other kids not to go?
434 00:26:58,867 00:27:00,335 I am not doing that. I am not doing that.
435 00:27:00,494 00:27:03,748 One minute it's Nathan or Bonnie, now Renata, One minute it's Nathan or Bonnie, now Renata,
436 00:27:03,872 00:27:06,421 not to mention the parking monitor, the girls in the car... not to mention the parking monitor, the girls in the car...
437 00:27:06,542 00:27:08,886 I can't even keep track of all the fights you start. I can't even keep track of all the fights you start.
438 00:27:09,211 00:27:10,508 Somebody needs to invent an app. Somebody needs to invent an app.
439 00:27:10,587 00:27:12,840 Well, maybe you could have my back on some of them. Well, maybe you could have my back on some of them.
440 00:27:13,841 00:27:15,559 What is it about this Jane? What is it about this Jane?
441 00:27:15,676 00:27:18,555 What is she, long lost sister or something? What is she, long lost sister or something?
442 00:27:18,887 00:27:21,390 - Just a cause in lieu of... - In lieu of what? - Just a cause in lieu of... - In lieu of what?
443 00:27:21,682 00:27:23,855 In lieu of a life? Is that what you were gonna say? In lieu of a life? Is that what you were gonna say?
444 00:27:24,685 00:27:28,280 And Jane's a single mom. Do you need an app to put two and two together? And Jane's a single mom. Do you need an app to put two and two together?
445 00:27:29,064 00:27:31,408 When Abigail was a little baby, Nathan was not around. When Abigail was a little baby, Nathan was not around.
446 00:27:31,525 00:27:35,120 And I was a single mom, Ed. And I'm still angry about it. And I was a single mom, Ed. And I'm still angry about it.
447 00:27:35,904 00:27:39,283 It's not my love for Nathan that lingers after 15 years, It's not my love for Nathan that lingers after 15 years,
448 00:27:39,408 00:27:40,876 it's my resentment. it's my resentment.
449 00:27:42,411 00:27:44,038 There's a big difference! There's a big difference!
450 00:27:48,542 00:27:49,759 Did you hear me? Did you hear me?
451 00:28:37,257 00:28:38,804 They arrived just after you left. They arrived just after you left.
452 00:28:39,760 00:28:42,183 Double the price, I think, for nighttime deliveries. Double the price, I think, for nighttime deliveries.
453 00:28:42,304 00:28:43,351 Wow. Wow.
454 00:28:52,481 00:28:57,157 On a less positive note I believe I've failed you miserably. On a less positive note I believe I've failed you miserably.
455 00:29:13,710 00:29:16,964 I thought Harry was just a stupid stuffed animal for babies. I thought Harry was just a stupid stuffed animal for babies.
456 00:29:17,506 00:29:19,349 He is. He is.
457 00:29:20,801 00:29:21,848 Mom? Mom?
458 00:29:21,969 00:29:24,188 - Can we sleep with you tonight? - Again? - Can we sleep with you tonight? - Again?
459 00:29:27,015 00:29:30,519 Well, as long as Harry doesn't snore. Well, as long as Harry doesn't snore.
460 00:29:31,979 00:29:34,528 I've heard it's a problem, a real problem with hippos. I've heard it's a problem, a real problem with hippos.
461 00:29:34,648 00:29:37,527 - Daddy snores. - Yes, Daddy does snore. - Daddy snores. - Yes, Daddy does snore.
462 00:29:40,696 00:29:42,198 No, like this. No, like this.
463 00:29:42,406 00:29:43,498 Like this. Like this.
464 00:29:49,037 00:29:50,710 I wish Daddy were here. I wish Daddy were here.
465 00:29:52,374 00:29:55,002 Oh, yeah. Me, too. Oh, yeah. Me, too.
466 00:29:57,504 00:30:00,599 But the four of us all together, we're gonna be fine. But the four of us all together, we're gonna be fine.
467 00:30:04,720 00:30:06,688 Oh! What happened? Oh! What happened?
468 00:30:08,056 00:30:09,353 Harry is missing a leg! Harry is missing a leg!
469 00:30:09,433 00:30:10,776 - It was Max. - It was Josh. - It was Max. - It was Josh.
470 00:30:10,892 00:30:12,235 - It was Max. - It was Josh. - It was Max. - It was Josh.
471 00:30:13,395 00:30:16,365 You know, that's really... That's super sweet of you, Madeline, You know, that's really... That's super sweet of you, Madeline,
472 00:30:16,440 00:30:20,070 and as much as I appreciate that, I feel like, you know, if... and as much as I appreciate that, I feel like, you know, if...
473 00:30:20,193 00:30:22,742 If this birthday party is ruined because of him, If this birthday party is ruined because of him,
474 00:30:22,863 00:30:24,740 then it's only going to make things worse for him. then it's only going to make things worse for him.
475 00:30:24,865 00:30:27,744 Sweetheart, everyone just assumes around here I'm the root cause of everything. Sweetheart, everyone just assumes around here I'm the root cause of everything.
476 00:30:27,868 00:30:28,915 Don't worry. Don't worry.
477 00:30:29,286 00:30:32,540 I'd prefer it if you just let Chloe go to the birthday party... I'd prefer it if you just let Chloe go to the birthday party...
478 00:30:32,622 00:30:33,874 Let me call you right back. Let me call you right back.
479 00:30:35,083 00:30:36,426 Chloe, get in the car. Chloe, get in the car.
480 00:30:39,129 00:30:42,099 - Chloe, get in the car right now. - What? - Chloe, get in the car right now. - What?
481 00:30:42,924 00:30:44,221 I need to talk to you. I need to talk to you.
482 00:30:47,596 00:30:48,597 Now. Now.
483 00:30:57,397 00:31:00,025 - I'm not having sex, I promise you. - What are those pills? - I'm not having sex, I promise you. - What are those pills?
484 00:31:00,108 00:31:02,281 They're just for in case, you know, the day comes. They're just for in case, you know, the day comes.
485 00:31:02,402 00:31:05,030 Not that it's coming anytime soon, but I just have 'em... Not that it's coming anytime soon, but I just have 'em...
486 00:31:05,113 00:31:06,956 You are 16 years old. Where did you get them? You are 16 years old. Where did you get them?
487 00:31:07,074 00:31:09,452 - From a doctor. - Dr. Ennis? - From a doctor. - Dr. Ennis?
488 00:31:10,118 00:31:11,791 She wrote you a prescription without calling me? She wrote you a prescription without calling me?
489 00:31:11,912 00:31:13,664 Not her. I went to Planned Parenthood. Not her. I went to Planned Parenthood.
490 00:31:14,790 00:31:17,714 Please don't make a big deal about this. I'm not sexually active, okay? Please don't make a big deal about this. I'm not sexually active, okay?
491 00:31:17,793 00:31:19,136 Who took you there? Who took you there?
492 00:31:19,628 00:31:21,505 - What? - Planned Parenthood. - What? - Planned Parenthood.
493 00:31:21,630 00:31:23,632 Did you take a car, an Uber? Did somebody give you a ride? Did you take a car, an Uber? Did somebody give you a ride?
494 00:31:23,757 00:31:25,805 It's in Seaside. How did you get there? It's in Seaside. How did you get there?
495 00:31:33,517 00:31:34,643 Here you are. Here you are.
496 00:31:34,810 00:31:36,812 - Love you, Mama. Bye. - Love you. Bye. - Love you, Mama. Bye. - Love you. Bye.
497 00:31:36,937 00:31:37,938 Have a good day. Have a good day.
498 00:31:38,021 00:31:39,318 - Stay in the car. - Ma'am! - Stay in the car. - Ma'am!
499 00:31:39,439 00:31:41,316 I'm just gonna be a minute. I'm just gonna be a minute.
500 00:31:41,441 00:31:42,488 Bonnie? Bonnie?
501 00:31:42,609 00:31:44,156 Bonnie, can I talk to you for just a second? Bonnie, can I talk to you for just a second?
502 00:31:44,277 00:31:45,620 - Of course. - Couple of things. - Of course. - Couple of things.
503 00:31:45,987 00:31:48,456 First of all, I'm happy that Abigail has bonded with your mother. First of all, I'm happy that Abigail has bonded with your mother.
504 00:31:49,032 00:31:51,706 Thrilled about the communal potato-peeling thing. Thrilled about the communal potato-peeling thing.
505 00:31:51,952 00:31:54,626 But when it comes to my daughter's social recreational life, But when it comes to my daughter's social recreational life,
506 00:31:54,955 00:31:56,298 particularly as it concerns to medications particularly as it concerns to medications
507 00:31:56,373 00:31:59,502 that will permanently affect her reproductive organs, that will permanently affect her reproductive organs,
508 00:31:59,626 00:32:01,674 will you just kick that little can of worms over to me? will you just kick that little can of worms over to me?
509 00:32:01,795 00:32:03,092 - Do you understand? - I do. - Do you understand? - I do.
510 00:32:03,171 00:32:05,390 And should Skye come to me 10 years down the road And should Skye come to me 10 years down the road
511 00:32:05,507 00:32:07,350 and ask for a little lift to Planned Parenthood, and ask for a little lift to Planned Parenthood,
512 00:32:07,467 00:32:09,595 I would give you that courtesy call first. I would give you that courtesy call first.
513 00:32:09,678 00:32:10,725 Thanks. Thanks.
514 00:32:13,223 00:32:15,476 - Ma'am! - I'm dropping off my kid! - Ma'am! - I'm dropping off my kid!
515 00:32:15,976 00:32:17,319 Come on, Chloe. Come on, Chloe.
516 00:32:18,979 00:32:21,198 My daughter. It's my daughter. My daughter. It's my daughter.
517 00:32:21,857 00:32:23,575 Next time you wanna do something like that, Next time you wanna do something like that,
518 00:32:23,692 00:32:25,160 why don't I take your daughter? why don't I take your daughter?
519 00:32:25,986 00:32:29,411 - Your daughter. - Do whatever you want to her. - Your daughter. - Do whatever you want to her.
520 00:32:29,865 00:32:31,242 Are you fucking kidding me? Are you fucking kidding me?
521 00:32:32,659 00:32:33,706 And what I don't understand is And what I don't understand is
522 00:32:33,827 00:32:35,704 why my own daughter wouldn't come to me first. why my own daughter wouldn't come to me first.
523 00:32:35,829 00:32:37,877 I couldn't talk to my mom about birth control. I couldn't talk to my mom about birth control.
524 00:32:37,998 00:32:38,999 Really? Really?
525 00:32:39,082 00:32:40,880 If I were you, I would just let it go. If I were you, I would just let it go.
526 00:32:41,835 00:32:44,088 I would. With Bonnie, Abigail. I'd ride it out. I would. With Bonnie, Abigail. I'd ride it out.
527 00:32:44,212 00:32:47,136 I love my grudges. I tend to them like little pets. I love my grudges. I tend to them like little pets.
528 00:32:47,215 00:32:49,559 - All right, I'm just saying. - I do the same thing. - All right, I'm just saying. - I do the same thing.
529 00:32:49,676 00:32:51,394 I'm not into forgiveness either. I'm not into forgiveness either.
530 00:32:51,511 00:32:52,933 Really? Who do you not forgive? Really? Who do you not forgive?
531 00:32:53,889 00:32:55,732 No one. Just in general, you know? No one. Just in general, you know?
532 00:32:56,057 00:32:57,525 "Never forgive. Never forget." "Never forgive. Never forget."
533 00:32:58,685 00:33:00,403 That sure sounds like a motto to live by. That sure sounds like a motto to live by.
534 00:33:01,229 00:33:03,277 - Good morning, Maddie. How are you? - Hi, Tom. - Good morning, Maddie. How are you? - Hi, Tom.
535 00:33:03,398 00:33:05,742 - Everyone's making me angry. - I'm sorry to hear that. - Everyone's making me angry. - I'm sorry to hear that.
536 00:33:05,859 00:33:08,078 - Except for you. And you guys. - And me. - Except for you. And you guys. - And me.
537 00:33:09,946 00:33:12,415 Marv Hermann, he runs the muffler shop on Kentner, Marv Hermann, he runs the muffler shop on Kentner,
538 00:33:12,532 00:33:14,409 and I hear that he's in need of some bookkeeping assistance. and I hear that he's in need of some bookkeeping assistance.
539 00:33:15,452 00:33:16,544 Great. Thank you! Great. Thank you!
540 00:33:16,620 00:33:19,715 And actually maybe some legal assistance, too, if the zoning board stays on him. And actually maybe some legal assistance, too, if the zoning board stays on him.
541 00:33:19,789 00:33:20,836 I'm retired. I'm retired.
542 00:33:20,916 00:33:22,259 Unless you're defending the First Amendment. Unless you're defending the First Amendment.
543 00:33:22,375 00:33:23,422 You never give up. You never give up.
544 00:33:23,543 00:33:24,715 Oh, I heard about this. Oh, I heard about this.
545 00:33:25,587 00:33:26,804 - Ridiculous. - I mean, I can't. - Ridiculous. - I mean, I can't.
546 00:33:26,922 00:33:28,048 - Where are we living, girls? - It is ridiculous. - Where are we living, girls? - It is ridiculous.
547 00:33:28,131 00:33:29,724 It's obscene. What can I get you, Maddie? It's obscene. What can I get you, Maddie?
548 00:33:29,799 00:33:31,927 I'll have a cappuccino. And a shot. I'll have a cappuccino. And a shot.
549 00:33:33,053 00:33:34,225 I'm sure you have one back there. I'm sure you have one back there.
550 00:33:34,596 00:33:36,815 - I'll see what I can do. - Thank you. - I'll see what I can do. - Thank you.
551 00:33:36,932 00:33:38,855 Yeah, I guess Shakespeare got it wrong. Yeah, I guess Shakespeare got it wrong.
552 00:33:38,934 00:33:40,686 "The play's the thing, unless it has puppets." "The play's the thing, unless it has puppets."
553 00:33:40,769 00:33:42,897 Exactly! See? He understands me. Exactly! See? He understands me.
554 00:33:43,980 00:33:45,778 Unfortunately, gay. Unfortunately, gay.
555 00:33:46,066 00:33:47,113 - Really? - Hmm. - Really? - Hmm.
556 00:33:47,234 00:33:48,907 - Come on. - Yes! - Come on. - Yes!
557 00:33:48,985 00:33:50,532 - You're sure about that? - All the best ones are. - You're sure about that? - All the best ones are.
558 00:33:57,911 00:33:59,254 - Hey. - Hey, Ed. - Hey. - Hey, Ed.
559 00:33:59,329 00:34:00,672 - What's up? - Hey, man. - What's up? - Hey, man.
560 00:34:01,915 00:34:04,168 Love the look. Especially the mirror, it's... Love the look. Especially the mirror, it's...
561 00:34:04,918 00:34:06,670 You gotta respect a man who has his own back. You gotta respect a man who has his own back.
562 00:34:06,795 00:34:08,468 Well. Standard stuff. Well. Standard stuff.
563 00:34:10,090 00:34:12,468 - Yeah. How's the computer business going? - Oh, great. - Yeah. How's the computer business going? - Oh, great.
564 00:34:13,093 00:34:14,970 Kinda like landscaping, I guess. Kinda like landscaping, I guess.
565 00:34:15,762 00:34:19,266 - Growth business. - That's clever. - Growth business. - That's clever.
566 00:34:21,268 00:34:23,691 - Um... Hey, Thanks for meeting me. - Yeah, yeah. - Um... Hey, Thanks for meeting me. - Yeah, yeah.
567 00:34:23,812 00:34:27,191 Yeah. I just wanted to discuss this whole thing with, like... Yeah. I just wanted to discuss this whole thing with, like...
568 00:34:27,941 00:34:30,069 That happened with Bonnie and Abby. That happened with Bonnie and Abby.
569 00:34:30,151 00:34:31,198 Sure. Sure.
570 00:34:32,195 00:34:35,369 You know, as far as I can tell, there was no undue influence or interference. You know, as far as I can tell, there was no undue influence or interference.
571 00:34:35,657 00:34:37,751 Like, Abby asked Bonnie some questions about Planned Parenthood, Like, Abby asked Bonnie some questions about Planned Parenthood,
572 00:34:37,826 00:34:38,873 Bonnie answered them, Bonnie answered them,
573 00:34:38,994 00:34:40,837 Abby then asked Bonnie to drive her there. Abby then asked Bonnie to drive her there.
574 00:34:41,496 00:34:44,841 There was no parental usurping of any kind, I promise you that. There was no parental usurping of any kind, I promise you that.
575 00:34:45,667 00:34:47,635 But I can discuss that whole thing with Maddie, But I can discuss that whole thing with Maddie,
576 00:34:48,003 00:34:50,005 but what I wanted to take up with you is, but what I wanted to take up with you is,
577 00:34:50,714 00:34:55,311 I think you can probably appreciate that it's a bit of a delicate balancing act with my ex. I think you can probably appreciate that it's a bit of a delicate balancing act with my ex.
578 00:34:58,972 00:35:00,849 So, you know, I kind of expect her to be rough on me, So, you know, I kind of expect her to be rough on me,
579 00:35:00,974 00:35:04,023 but I think it's... Like, you can't punish Bonnie. but I think it's... Like, you can't punish Bonnie.
580 00:35:05,645 00:35:09,821 Well, I believe she's being nice to Bonnie, or at least trying, under the circumstances. Well, I believe she's being nice to Bonnie, or at least trying, under the circumstances.
581 00:35:12,152 00:35:14,075 What circumstances would those be? What circumstances would those be?
582 00:35:14,571 00:35:17,165 Nathan, come on. It was pretty tough when you left. Nathan, come on. It was pretty tough when you left.
583 00:35:18,908 00:35:20,706 What? That was like 15 years ago. What? That was like 15 years ago.
584 00:35:22,912 00:35:28,134 It's difficult for Madeline to see you at every school function, so involved, It's difficult for Madeline to see you at every school function, so involved,
585 00:35:28,209 00:35:31,008 when you weren't there for Abigail. when you weren't there for Abigail.
586 00:35:31,588 00:35:33,841 It's difficult to run into you at yoga when you never... It's difficult to run into you at yoga when you never...
587 00:35:34,716 00:35:36,639 You know what? Maybe I'm talking out of turn here. You know what? Maybe I'm talking out of turn here.
588 00:35:36,718 00:35:38,595 No. I was young. You know? No. I was young. You know?
589 00:35:39,721 00:35:41,394 And maybe a bit of a shit. And maybe a bit of a shit.
590 00:35:42,432 00:35:45,060 And I made some real mistakes with both Maddie and Abby. And I made some real mistakes with both Maddie and Abby.
591 00:35:45,727 00:35:48,276 But should I be required to make the same mistakes with Bonnie and Skye? But should I be required to make the same mistakes with Bonnie and Skye?
592 00:35:48,396 00:35:52,947 No. But, you know, it doesn't hurt to be mindful of other people's feelings sometimes. No. But, you know, it doesn't hurt to be mindful of other people's feelings sometimes.
593 00:35:53,360 00:35:55,408 Oh, yeah, yeah. Mr. Sensitive. Oh, yeah, yeah. Mr. Sensitive.
594 00:35:56,529 00:35:57,621 Excuse me? Excuse me?
595 00:35:57,864 00:36:00,083 No, actually, I meant that as a compliment. No, actually, I meant that as a compliment.
596 00:36:01,576 00:36:04,375 You're kind of like today's standard bearer for the evolved man. You're kind of like today's standard bearer for the evolved man.
597 00:36:04,746 00:36:06,248 Like you work at home, and you... Like you work at home, and you...
598 00:36:06,373 00:36:08,717 And you do almost 50-50 of the child care. You even cook. And you do almost 50-50 of the child care. You even cook.
599 00:36:08,792 00:36:12,842 So you're the guy who likes to fish and hunt, and I'm... So you're the guy who likes to fish and hunt, and I'm...
600 00:36:12,921 00:36:14,594 - Mr. Girly-man? - That's not what I meant at all, man. - Mr. Girly-man? - That's not what I meant at all, man.
601 00:36:14,714 00:36:16,887 Listen, I thought it'd be indelicate to bring it up with Maddie. Listen, I thought it'd be indelicate to bring it up with Maddie.
602 00:36:16,966 00:36:18,559 That's why I'm bringing it up with you. That's why I'm bringing it up with you.
603 00:36:19,886 00:36:22,765 Well, that sounded like a threat, Nathan. Are you threatening me? Well, that sounded like a threat, Nathan. Are you threatening me?
604 00:36:23,264 00:36:25,938 No, but actually, I feel like you're starting to threaten me, No, but actually, I feel like you're starting to threaten me,
605 00:36:26,059 00:36:28,061 which I don't think you want to go there. which I don't think you want to go there.
606 00:36:31,856 00:36:35,781 You know, this thing with that Ziggy kid, all the talk of bullying? You know, this thing with that Ziggy kid, all the talk of bullying?
607 00:36:37,946 00:36:38,947 I was bullied. I was bullied.
608 00:36:39,447 00:36:40,539 Sixth grade. Sixth grade.
609 00:36:40,615 00:36:43,619 And I always turned the other cheek, And I always turned the other cheek,
610 00:36:43,743 00:36:46,542 thinking that was the more mature thing to do. thinking that was the more mature thing to do.
611 00:36:49,082 00:36:51,926 Some 30 years later, it still haunts me Some 30 years later, it still haunts me
612 00:36:52,877 00:36:55,801 that I didn't beat the shit out of that kid. that I didn't beat the shit out of that kid.
613 00:36:56,589 00:36:59,217 So much so, I find myself fantasizing So much so, I find myself fantasizing
614 00:36:59,926 00:37:04,056 that somebody will come along one day and say or do something to me, that somebody will come along one day and say or do something to me,
615 00:37:05,932 00:37:08,151 that'll offer me the chance to redeem myself. that'll offer me the chance to redeem myself.
616 00:37:12,147 00:37:13,990 You've always treated me quite well, Nathan. You've always treated me quite well, Nathan.
617 00:37:15,400 00:37:16,617 It's too bad. It's too bad.
618 00:37:20,905 00:37:22,122 Too bad. Too bad.
619 00:37:30,081 00:37:32,584 The first thing I said, the very first thing I said, The first thing I said, the very first thing I said,
620 00:37:32,667 00:37:33,964 it wasn't just the mothers. it wasn't just the mothers.
621 00:37:35,837 00:37:38,431 I'm gonna kick your fuckin' ass, you fuckin' talk to me like that again, I'm gonna kick your fuckin' ass, you fuckin' talk to me like that again,
622 00:37:38,506 00:37:39,758 you fuckin' little shit. you fuckin' little shit.
623 00:37:40,341 00:37:43,845 Ed and Nathan hated each other's guts. Are we all afraid to say that? Ed and Nathan hated each other's guts. Are we all afraid to say that?
624 00:37:43,970 00:37:46,143 There's clearly a lot of bad blood in this community. There's clearly a lot of bad blood in this community.
625 00:37:56,858 00:37:57,950 What did he say? What did he say?
626 00:37:58,026 00:38:00,870 The mayor refuses to authorize funding for the production. The mayor refuses to authorize funding for the production.
627 00:38:00,987 00:38:03,957 Well, it should be a legal matter and we could make it a legal matter. Well, it should be a legal matter and we could make it a legal matter.
628 00:38:04,032 00:38:06,376 The funding is discretionary. He could deny it on whatever grounds... The funding is discretionary. He could deny it on whatever grounds...
629 00:38:06,659 00:38:07,706 Is he denying it? Is he denying it?
630 00:38:07,827 00:38:10,455 He's suggesting we pick something more community-centric. He's suggesting we pick something more community-centric.
631 00:38:10,538 00:38:13,041 Joseph, we have worked so hard for this. Joseph, we have worked so hard for this.
632 00:38:13,166 00:38:16,295 And we are being victimized by the small-mindedness And we are being victimized by the small-mindedness
633 00:38:16,377 00:38:18,721 led by the likes of Renata Klein. led by the likes of Renata Klein.
634 00:38:18,797 00:38:21,220 Understood, but we need to pick our battles. And this is just... Understood, but we need to pick our battles. And this is just...
635 00:38:21,341 00:38:24,390 And, sometimes, our battles pick us. And, sometimes, our battles pick us.
636 00:38:24,511 00:38:26,730 We can't quit. We just can't. We can't quit. We just can't.
637 00:38:28,723 00:38:30,851 Is this about the play, or winning? Is this about the play, or winning?
638 00:38:33,895 00:38:36,023 I don't know. Maybe it's a little bit about both. I don't know. Maybe it's a little bit about both.
639 00:38:36,564 00:38:37,736 But I get sick and tired But I get sick and tired
640 00:38:37,816 00:38:41,161 of the morally superior in this town stepping all over everybody else. of the morally superior in this town stepping all over everybody else.
641 00:38:41,694 00:38:44,413 And you said you wanted to be brave with your artistic direction. And you said you wanted to be brave with your artistic direction.
642 00:38:44,531 00:38:45,703 That's all I'm asking. That's all I'm asking.
643 00:38:45,990 00:38:47,037 Just Just
644 00:38:47,242 00:38:48,744 Just be brave. Just be brave.
645 00:38:51,162 00:38:53,085 You told me to go fuck myself on the head. You told me to go fuck myself on the head.
646 00:38:55,500 00:38:59,050 I just get... You know how I get. I just get... You know how I get.
647 00:39:02,006 00:39:04,759 Please, this is important to me. Please, this is important to me.
648 00:39:07,345 00:39:09,723 - I'll talk to the Mayor. - Thank you. - I'll talk to the Mayor. - Thank you.
649 00:39:10,098 00:39:12,692 You're not gonna regret it. You're not. You're not gonna regret it. You're not.
650 00:39:14,894 00:39:16,020 What's this? What's this?
651 00:39:16,104 00:39:19,108 Frozen. I'm taking my wife and my little niece. Frozen. I'm taking my wife and my little niece.
652 00:39:21,734 00:39:24,783 Amabella passed out her invitations on Wednesday morning. Amabella passed out her invitations on Wednesday morning.
653 00:39:24,863 00:39:28,788 Madeline was on the phone inviting the kids to Disney On Ice, by Thursday noon. Madeline was on the phone inviting the kids to Disney On Ice, by Thursday noon.
654 00:39:29,284 00:39:32,288 The two events were scheduled for the same day, same time. The two events were scheduled for the same day, same time.
655 00:39:32,412 00:39:33,755 A vicious shot over the bow. A vicious shot over the bow.
656 00:39:35,415 00:39:36,758 Yeah. It's ridiculous. Yeah. It's ridiculous.
657 00:39:38,418 00:39:41,297 - Okay. Thank you. - Yeah. Of course. - Okay. Thank you. - Yeah. Of course.
658 00:39:41,421 00:39:42,968 I mean, I don't know what's wrong with this woman. I mean, I don't know what's wrong with this woman.
659 00:39:43,089 00:39:45,808 It's like she's power hungry, she can't just let us all get along... It's like she's power hungry, she can't just let us all get along...
660 00:39:45,884 00:39:47,477 I said, "Thank you!" I said, "Thank you!"
661 00:40:34,265 00:40:35,312 Hello? Hello?
662 00:40:40,855 00:40:43,199 Sexual assault? Sexual assault?
663 00:40:43,316 00:40:46,695 It appears Ziggy kissed Amabella. It appears Ziggy kissed Amabella.
664 00:40:46,819 00:40:49,868 Ziggy's advance was unwelcome and a little aggressive. Ziggy's advance was unwelcome and a little aggressive.
665 00:40:52,367 00:40:54,961 Ziggy kissed Amabella. Ziggy kissed Amabella.
666 00:40:56,955 00:41:00,459 Ziggy kissed Amabella. Ziggy kissed Amabella.
667 00:41:01,876 00:41:04,049 In addition to the murder investigation, In addition to the murder investigation,
668 00:41:04,170 00:41:09,017 we are investigating others on assault and conspiracy to incite violence. we are investigating others on assault and conspiracy to incite violence.
669 00:41:09,717 00:41:13,893 The intent, by all accounts, was to simply make peace with Amabella. The intent, by all accounts, was to simply make peace with Amabella.
670 00:41:14,138 00:41:16,641 Which is an admission that he did try to choke her. Which is an admission that he did try to choke her.
671 00:41:16,724 00:41:18,067 No, just hold on. No, just hold on.
672 00:41:18,893 00:41:21,737 Zigfield still maintains his innocence on the whole choking front. Zigfield still maintains his innocence on the whole choking front.
673 00:41:22,188 00:41:26,068 The idea of brandishing affection upon Amabella was first proffered by Chloe The idea of brandishing affection upon Amabella was first proffered by Chloe
674 00:41:26,192 00:41:28,320 in an attempt to ameliorate the birthday party brouhaha. in an attempt to ameliorate the birthday party brouhaha.
675 00:41:28,403 00:41:31,031 I'm sorry, excuse me. Are you saying Chloe had something to do with this? I'm sorry, excuse me. Are you saying Chloe had something to do with this?
676 00:41:31,197 00:41:32,244 - Yes. - Yes. - Yes. - Yes.
677 00:41:32,323 00:41:33,370 Mrs Klein. Mrs Klein.
678 00:41:35,493 00:41:38,918 She played a song. She invited Zigfield and Amabella to dance. She played a song. She invited Zigfield and Amabella to dance.
679 00:41:40,873 00:41:42,341 And it seems your daughter has inherited the And it seems your daughter has inherited the
680 00:41:42,417 00:41:44,260 "Let's solve everyone else's problems" gene. "Let's solve everyone else's problems" gene.
681 00:41:44,377 00:41:46,505 The motion was then seconded by Skye. The motion was then seconded by Skye.
682 00:41:46,587 00:41:49,591 I don't believe that my daughter would ever sanction a non-consensual touching. I don't believe that my daughter would ever sanction a non-consensual touching.
683 00:41:49,716 00:41:51,593 She's a very peaceful child. She's a very peaceful child.
684 00:41:51,718 00:41:54,346 Isn't this just a lot of brouhaha about nothing? Isn't this just a lot of brouhaha about nothing?
685 00:41:54,429 00:41:56,773 Well, look, we have a policy, sir, and we'll get to the bottom of it. Well, look, we have a policy, sir, and we'll get to the bottom of it.
686 00:41:56,889 00:41:58,266 - Really? You have a policy? - Yes. - Really? You have a policy? - Yes.
687 00:41:58,391 00:41:59,608 Well, isn't that great news? Well, isn't that great news?
688 00:41:59,726 00:42:02,104 Why don't you follow your policy, or I'm getting an attorney. Why don't you follow your policy, or I'm getting an attorney.
689 00:42:02,228 00:42:04,856 - Okay, we're not there yet, Mrs Klein. - I'm there. - Okay, we're not there yet, Mrs Klein. - I'm there.
690 00:42:04,939 00:42:06,691 God. Attorneys? Really? Is that necessary? God. Attorneys? Really? Is that necessary?
691 00:42:06,858 00:42:10,237 Actually, in my graduate thesis, I coined the term "helicopter parent." Actually, in my graduate thesis, I coined the term "helicopter parent."
692 00:42:10,862 00:42:13,957 But these gems, they're fucking kamikazes. But these gems, they're fucking kamikazes.
693 00:42:14,532 00:42:15,533 And I'm not kidding. And I'm not kidding.
694 00:42:15,616 00:42:18,790 No one takes responsibility for anything, and Chloe's involved. No one takes responsibility for anything, and Chloe's involved.
695 00:42:18,911 00:42:20,913 ...not to mention her health and well-being. ...not to mention her health and well-being.
696 00:42:21,122 00:42:25,628 I mean, if I had a dime for every boy that I tried to kiss when I was six years old, I mean, if I had a dime for every boy that I tried to kiss when I was six years old,
697 00:42:26,252 00:42:28,129 I mean, I can't even tell you, there were so many. I mean, I can't even tell you, there were so many.
698 00:42:28,212 00:42:29,964 They're children, for Christ's sakes. They're children, for Christ's sakes.
699 00:42:30,089 00:42:32,808 They're supposed to be doing things like kissing each other. They're supposed to be doing things like kissing each other.
700 00:42:36,387 00:42:37,434 Jane? Jane?
701 00:42:39,265 00:42:40,733 What's wrong, honey? What's wrong, honey?
702 00:42:42,810 00:42:43,811 You okay? You okay?
703 00:42:46,230 00:42:47,447 I'm sorry, I just... I'm sorry, I just...
704 00:42:49,650 00:42:51,652 Honey. It's okay. Honey. It's okay.
705 00:42:52,487 00:42:55,741 They're just kids. By this time tomorrow it will all have blown over. They're just kids. By this time tomorrow it will all have blown over.
706 00:42:57,784 00:42:58,956 Come on. Come on.
707 00:43:09,629 00:43:11,347 How can you not wanna make up on this song? How can you not wanna make up on this song?
708 00:43:11,422 00:43:12,423 Come on! Come on!
709 00:43:12,507 00:43:14,976 Make up, yes, not make out, silly. Make up, yes, not make out, silly.
710 00:43:16,344 00:43:20,269 It's what you guys do when you get mad at each other, big hug, kiss, bang! It's what you guys do when you get mad at each other, big hug, kiss, bang!
711 00:43:20,348 00:43:21,770 And everything's better again. And everything's better again.
712 00:43:21,849 00:43:25,023 - But it's different with married people. - Why? - But it's different with married people. - Why?
713 00:43:25,269 00:43:27,692 I don't know. It just is. Don't start with me. I don't know. It just is. Don't start with me.
714 00:43:40,535 00:43:42,333 This is a beautiful song, honey. This is a beautiful song, honey.
715 00:44:02,140 00:44:03,357 Hey, baby. Hey, baby.
716 00:44:04,976 00:44:07,229 - Hey, Sparkles. - I thought it was like midnight there. - Hey, Sparkles. - I thought it was like midnight there.
717 00:44:07,311 00:44:08,858 Yeah, well, I can't sleep. Yeah, well, I can't sleep.
718 00:44:09,522 00:44:10,865 Jet lag. Jet lag.
719 00:44:11,649 00:44:12,696 Right. Right.
720 00:44:15,987 00:44:17,364 Is that the bathrobe I bought you? Is that the bathrobe I bought you?
721 00:44:19,157 00:44:20,329 - It is. - Ah... - It is. - Ah...
722 00:44:21,576 00:44:24,500 Thank you for the flowers. They're beautiful. Thank you for the flowers. They're beautiful.
723 00:44:29,250 00:44:30,422 I miss you. I miss you.
724 00:44:30,877 00:44:33,096 Yeah. Miss you, too. Yeah. Miss you, too.
725 00:44:34,547 00:44:36,049 And the boys miss you. And the boys miss you.
726 00:44:37,383 00:44:38,930 So how was their second day? So how was their second day?
727 00:44:41,220 00:44:42,267 It was fine. It was fine.
728 00:44:49,687 00:44:51,280 Will you do me a favor? Will you do me a favor?
729 00:44:56,611 00:44:57,703 What? What?
730 00:44:57,778 00:44:59,951 Would you take that beautiful robe off for a second? Would you take that beautiful robe off for a second?
731 00:45:03,201 00:45:05,295 The boys are waiting for me downstairs. The boys are waiting for me downstairs.
732 00:45:05,786 00:45:08,084 Yeah, well, I have to help myself go to sleep. Yeah, well, I have to help myself go to sleep.
733 00:45:09,540 00:45:11,588 I need you to help me help myself. I need you to help me help myself.
734 00:45:12,126 00:45:13,298 Do I now? Do I now?
735 00:45:15,254 00:45:17,882 Let me just a look at my gorgeous wife for a second. Let me just a look at my gorgeous wife for a second.
736 00:45:19,926 00:45:20,973 Ten seconds. Ten seconds.
737 00:45:23,137 00:45:24,389 I'll give you five. I'll give you five.
738 00:45:25,306 00:45:26,933 Well, make it a nice five. Well, make it a nice five.
739 00:45:48,329 00:45:50,582 Okay. That's enough, naughty boy. Okay. That's enough, naughty boy.
740 00:45:52,833 00:45:54,835 You'll have to come home sooner if you want more. You'll have to come home sooner if you want more.
741 00:45:58,089 00:45:59,136 Come closer. Come closer.
742 00:46:07,014 00:46:08,106 I love you. I love you.
743 00:46:13,020 00:46:14,818 Take her out of school if you're that concerned. Take her out of school if you're that concerned.
744 00:46:15,982 00:46:18,701 She's the one that has to leave? She didn't do anything... She's the one that has to leave? She didn't do anything...
745 00:46:18,818 00:46:22,539 I just don't think legal action is the answer. All right? I just don't think legal action is the answer. All right?
746 00:46:23,364 00:46:25,708 Let's see how it goes. I'm guessing it'll all sort itself out. Let's see how it goes. I'm guessing it'll all sort itself out.
747 00:46:25,825 00:46:28,123 I do not feel supported here. I do not feel supported here.
748 00:46:29,203 00:46:30,295 Well. Well.
749 00:46:31,455 00:46:33,378 I don't suppose I could argue with your feelings. I don't suppose I could argue with your feelings.
750 00:46:47,388 00:46:49,390 Ziggy, why are you awake? Ziggy, why are you awake?
751 00:46:50,474 00:46:52,351 You're supposed to be asleep. You're supposed to be asleep.
752 00:46:54,729 00:46:58,404 - What's going on? - I saw you crying at school today. - What's going on? - I saw you crying at school today.
753 00:47:00,401 00:47:01,869 I was just stressed out. I was just stressed out.
754 00:47:03,070 00:47:04,993 I'm sorry you had to see that. I'm sorry you had to see that.
755 00:47:07,241 00:47:11,246 At pick-up, I heard one of the mothers say I was a little monster. At pick-up, I heard one of the mothers say I was a little monster.
756 00:47:12,246 00:47:13,372 What? What?
757 00:47:14,582 00:47:16,084 Baby, you're not a monster. Baby, you're not a monster.
758 00:47:17,543 00:47:18,886 You're not a monster. You're not a monster.
759 00:47:21,380 00:47:23,348 Ziggy, there's nothing wrong with you. Ziggy, there's nothing wrong with you.
760 00:47:26,761 00:47:27,762 Okay? Okay?
761 00:47:33,059 00:47:35,061 I love you so much. I love you so much.
762 00:47:54,455 00:47:56,583 Pickles and mustard. Pickles and mustard.
763 00:47:57,750 00:47:59,047 I'm not pregnant. I'm not pregnant.
764 00:48:00,544 00:48:05,892 You know, if that day ever comes, the one you alluded to earlier... You know, if that day ever comes, the one you alluded to earlier...
765 00:48:07,218 00:48:09,471 The day I decide to have sex? That day? The day I decide to have sex? That day?
766 00:48:10,638 00:48:11,935 Yes, that one. Yes, that one.
767 00:48:13,307 00:48:14,934 Can we talk about it first? Can we talk about it first?
768 00:48:17,311 00:48:18,437 Sure. Sure.
769 00:48:19,271 00:48:22,571 'Cause I actually think I could be helpful. 'Cause I actually think I could be helpful.
770 00:48:24,443 00:48:25,490 Okay. Okay.
771 00:48:26,779 00:48:28,656 I have a lot of girlfriends, as you know. I have a lot of girlfriends, as you know.
772 00:48:28,989 00:48:33,961 Never has any one of them ever said to me, "Gee, if only I'd had sex sooner in life." Never has any one of them ever said to me, "Gee, if only I'd had sex sooner in life."
773 00:48:34,036 00:48:36,164 Mmm-hmm. This is awkward now. Mmm-hmm. This is awkward now.
774 00:48:41,627 00:48:42,674 Bye. Bye.
775 00:48:48,509 00:48:50,978 So Nathan said that you threatened to beat him up. So Nathan said that you threatened to beat him up.
776 00:48:52,346 00:48:53,643 Of course not. Of course not.
777 00:48:57,810 00:49:00,279 He wanted me to get you to back off Bonnie a little bit, He wanted me to get you to back off Bonnie a little bit,
778 00:49:00,354 00:49:02,356 it led to a discussion, and... it led to a discussion, and...
779 00:49:02,481 00:49:04,358 I never threatened to beat him up. I never threatened to beat him up.
780 00:49:05,609 00:49:08,613 I did let him know I wouldn't be intimidated by him, I did let him know I wouldn't be intimidated by him,
781 00:49:08,696 00:49:10,494 which, I think, was his intent. which, I think, was his intent.
782 00:49:11,449 00:49:12,996 So how did you two leave it? So how did you two leave it?
783 00:49:13,993 00:49:15,040 We left it... We left it...
784 00:49:16,328 00:49:18,547 He's got Bonnie's back and I've got yours. He's got Bonnie's back and I've got yours.
785 00:49:21,542 00:49:22,634 My He-Man. My He-Man.
786 00:49:23,127 00:49:24,128 Oh, come on. Oh, come on.
787 00:49:29,884 00:49:31,227 Can I just say one thing? Can I just say one thing?
788 00:49:32,219 00:49:34,017 You never leave it at one thing. You never leave it at one thing.
789 00:49:36,891 00:49:38,234 You're the one, okay? You're the one, okay?
790 00:49:42,146 00:49:43,398 You're my only one. You're my only one.