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1 00:01:04,698 00:01:08,502 [ Mechanical Buzzing, Beeping ] [ Mechanical Buzzing, Beeping ]
2 00:01:13,574 00:01:16,544 [ Electronic Noises Continue ] [ Electronic Noises Continue ]
3 00:03:41,555 00:03:43,591 NICE PLACE, HUH ? I'VE SEEN BETTER. NICE PLACE, HUH ? I'VE SEEN BETTER.
4 00:03:57,671 00:03:59,673 EVERYBODY DOWNSTAIRS ! EVERYBODY DOWNSTAIRS !
5 00:04:03,411 00:04:05,846 GOOD AFTERNOON. AFTERNOON, SIR. WHERE DO YOU WANT THIS THING ? GOOD AFTERNOON. AFTERNOON, SIR. WHERE DO YOU WANT THIS THING ?
6 00:04:05,879 00:04:09,550 JUST THROUGH THERE, THANK YOU. COME ON, YOU GUYS. I'VE GOT A SURPRISE FOR YOU ! JUST THROUGH THERE, THANK YOU. COME ON, YOU GUYS. I'VE GOT A SURPRISE FOR YOU !
7 00:04:09,583 00:04:11,785 WANT ME TO PLACE HIM RIGHT OVER HERE, SIR ? YUP, JUST OVER THERE. WANT ME TO PLACE HIM RIGHT OVER HERE, SIR ? YUP, JUST OVER THERE.
8 00:04:11,819 00:04:15,689 H-HERE'S A PLACE. HERE. YEAH, OKAY. MOVE IT OVER HERE. H-HERE'S A PLACE. HERE. YEAH, OKAY. MOVE IT OVER HERE.
9 00:04:15,723 00:04:18,426 THERE YA GO. NICE AND EASY. THAT'S RIGHT. THERE YA GO. NICE AND EASY. THAT'S RIGHT.
10 00:04:18,459 00:04:20,728 EASY. LIFT IT UP. [ Grunts ] EASY. LIFT IT UP. [ Grunts ]
11 00:04:20,761 00:04:23,431 SWEETIE, COME AWAY FROM IT, PLEASE. SWEETIE, COME AWAY FROM IT, PLEASE.
12 00:04:25,366 00:04:28,001 W-WHAT IS IT, DADDY ? WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. W-WHAT IS IT, DADDY ? WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
13 00:04:38,746 00:04:40,748 WOW. WOW.
14 00:04:46,387 00:04:48,622 [ Chuckling ] WOW. [ Chuckling ] WOW.
15 00:04:51,425 00:04:53,394 OH, MY. OH, MY.
16 00:04:58,499 00:05:01,301 [ Delivery Man ] THANK YOU, SIR. ENJOY YOUR NDR. [ Delivery Man ] THANK YOU, SIR. ENJOY YOUR NDR.
17 00:05:03,070 00:05:05,806 - [ Remote Clicks ] - [ Electronic Whirring ] - [ Remote Clicks ] - [ Electronic Whirring ]
18 00:05:16,083 00:05:19,853 NORTHAM ROBOTICS HOUSEHOLD MODEL NDR-114, NORTHAM ROBOTICS HOUSEHOLD MODEL NDR-114,
19 00:05:19,887 00:05:22,055 SERIAL NUMBER 583625. SERIAL NUMBER 583625.
20 00:05:30,531 00:05:34,535 - HELLO. - HELLO. - HELLO. - HELLO.
21 00:05:36,670 00:05:38,672 ARE YOU ONE'S FAMILY ? ARE YOU ONE'S FAMILY ?
22 00:05:39,840 00:05:42,810 WELL, UM, I GUESS SO. WELL, UM, I GUESS SO.
23 00:05:51,552 00:05:53,921 IT'S SCARY. IT'S SCARY.
24 00:05:53,954 00:05:55,889 IT'S NOT SCARY. IT'S STUPID. IT'S NOT SCARY. IT'S STUPID.
25 00:05:55,923 00:05:59,793 - I DOUBT THAT. - JENNY HARRISON'S FAMILY'S GOT ONE, - I DOUBT THAT. - JENNY HARRISON'S FAMILY'S GOT ONE,
26 00:05:59,827 00:06:03,431 SO DOES KATE McALLISTER-- THEY'RE ALL THE SAME. WHAT IS IT ? SO DOES KATE McALLISTER-- THEY'RE ALL THE SAME. WHAT IS IT ?
27 00:06:03,464 00:06:06,934 IT'S AN ANDROID. WHAT'S AN "ANDREW" ? IT'S AN ANDROID. WHAT'S AN "ANDREW" ?
28 00:06:06,967 00:06:08,836 [ Father Laughs ] [ Father Laughs ]
29 00:06:08,869 00:06:11,839 WILL THAT BE ONE'S NAME ? WILL THAT BE ONE'S NAME ?
30 00:06:11,872 00:06:14,642 WELL, WHY NOT ? IT SOUNDS GOOD. WELL, WHY NOT ? IT SOUNDS GOOD.
31 00:06:14,675 00:06:17,811 - HELLO, ANDREW. - HELLO, SIR. - HELLO, ANDREW. - HELLO, SIR.
32 00:06:18,846 00:06:21,449 WOULD YOU CARE TO HEAR THE THREE LAWS OF ROBOTICS ? WOULD YOU CARE TO HEAR THE THREE LAWS OF ROBOTICS ?
33 00:06:21,482 00:06:25,453 - IT'S SAID TO BE A MOST ENTERTAINING PRESENTATION. - OKAY. SURE. - IT'S SAID TO BE A MOST ENTERTAINING PRESENTATION. - OKAY. SURE.
34 00:06:25,486 00:06:29,890 - WILL YOU STEP BACK, SIR, TO MAXIMIZE PRESENTATION ? - RIGHT. - WILL YOU STEP BACK, SIR, TO MAXIMIZE PRESENTATION ? - RIGHT.
35 00:06:32,593 00:06:35,395 [ Whirring Begins, Accelerates ] [ Whirring Begins, Accelerates ]
36 00:06:36,830 00:06:39,867 - ** [ Sousa March Begins ] - [ Gasping ] - ** [ Sousa March Begins ] - [ Gasping ]
37 00:06:43,236 00:06:47,641 FIRST LAW OF ROBOTICS: A ROBOT MAY NOT INJURE A HUMAN BEING, FIRST LAW OF ROBOTICS: A ROBOT MAY NOT INJURE A HUMAN BEING,
38 00:06:47,675 00:06:52,713 OR, THROUGH INACTION, CAUSE A HUMAN BEING TO COME TO HARM. OR, THROUGH INACTION, CAUSE A HUMAN BEING TO COME TO HARM.
39 00:06:52,746 00:06:54,715 SECOND LAW: SECOND LAW:
40 00:06:54,748 00:06:57,651 A ROBOT MUST OBEY ALL HUMAN ORDERS, A ROBOT MUST OBEY ALL HUMAN ORDERS,
41 00:06:57,685 00:07:01,855 EXCEPT WHERE THOSE ORDERS COME IN CONFLICT WITH THE FIRST LAW. EXCEPT WHERE THOSE ORDERS COME IN CONFLICT WITH THE FIRST LAW.
42 00:07:01,889 00:07:04,858 THIRD LAW: A ROBOT MUST PROTECT ITSELF, THIRD LAW: A ROBOT MUST PROTECT ITSELF,
43 00:07:04,892 00:07:09,196 SO LONG AS DOING SO DOES NOT CONFLICT WITH THE FIRST TWO LAWS. SO LONG AS DOING SO DOES NOT CONFLICT WITH THE FIRST TWO LAWS.
44 00:07:09,229 00:07:11,198 ** [ March Ends ] ** [ March Ends ]
45 00:07:14,635 00:07:16,637 ANDREW, DON'T EVER DO THAT AGAIN. ANDREW, DON'T EVER DO THAT AGAIN.
46 00:07:17,771 00:07:20,741 OF COURSE NOT, SIR. IT IS A ONE-TIME ONLY. OF COURSE NOT, SIR. IT IS A ONE-TIME ONLY.
47 00:07:20,774 00:07:24,512 [ Andrew ] THERE IS ANOTHER OPTION THAT ONE IS OBLIGATED TO POINT OUT, SIR: [ Andrew ] THERE IS ANOTHER OPTION THAT ONE IS OBLIGATED TO POINT OUT, SIR:
48 00:07:24,545 00:07:27,214 YOU MAY HAVE ONE WITH OR WITHOUT PERSONALITY. YOU MAY HAVE ONE WITH OR WITHOUT PERSONALITY.
49 00:07:27,247 00:07:31,018 WOULD YOU CARE TO SEE A DEMO OF THE PERSONALITY CHIP ? UH, NO, NO, THANK YOU. WOULD YOU CARE TO SEE A DEMO OF THE PERSONALITY CHIP ? UH, NO, NO, THANK YOU.
50 00:07:31,051 00:07:34,888 WE'LL STICK WITH WHAT WE'VE GOT. A WISE CHOICE, SIR, IF ONE MAY SAY SO. WE'LL STICK WITH WHAT WE'VE GOT. A WISE CHOICE, SIR, IF ONE MAY SAY SO.
51 00:07:34,922 00:07:38,759 WELL, YOU'LL BE STAYING DOWN HERE. GOT EVERYTHING YOU NEED ? WELL, YOU'LL BE STAYING DOWN HERE. GOT EVERYTHING YOU NEED ?
52 00:07:38,792 00:07:42,830 - ONE ONLY REQUIRES ACCESS TO A POWER OUTLET. - GOOD. - ONE ONLY REQUIRES ACCESS TO A POWER OUTLET. - GOOD.
53 00:07:44,932 00:07:47,868 RIGHT. WELL, UM, GOOD NIGHT, ANDREW. RIGHT. WELL, UM, GOOD NIGHT, ANDREW.
54 00:07:47,901 00:07:50,638 IT CERTAINLY IS, SIR. IT CERTAINLY IS, SIR.
55 00:07:50,671 00:07:52,640 NO. NO, ANDREW, NO. NO, ANDREW,
56 00:07:52,673 00:07:55,676 THE CORRECT RESPONSE TO "GOOD NIGHT" IS "GOOD NIGHT." THE CORRECT RESPONSE TO "GOOD NIGHT" IS "GOOD NIGHT."
57 00:07:56,910 00:07:59,547 - GOOD NIGHT. - YES. - GOOD NIGHT. - YES.
58 00:07:59,580 00:08:02,082 YOU JUST SAID "YES." YES ? YOU JUST SAID "YES." YES ?
59 00:08:02,115 00:08:04,885 BUT THE CORRECT RESPONSE TO "GOOD NIGHT" IS "GOOD NIGHT." BUT THE CORRECT RESPONSE TO "GOOD NIGHT" IS "GOOD NIGHT."
60 00:08:06,053 00:08:09,222 - GOOD NIGHT, ANDREW. - GOOD NIGHT, SIR. - GOOD NIGHT, ANDREW. - GOOD NIGHT, SIR.
61 00:08:10,658 00:08:12,926 - GOOD NIGHT, ANDREW. - GOOD NIGHT, SIR. - GOOD NIGHT, ANDREW. - GOOD NIGHT, SIR.
62 00:08:12,960 00:08:17,798 - YOU ONLY NEED TO SAY IT ONCE. - OR ONE WOULD BE SAYING IT FOREVER, SIR, - YOU ONLY NEED TO SAY IT ONCE. - OR ONE WOULD BE SAYING IT FOREVER, SIR,
63 00:08:17,831 00:08:19,800 IN AN INFINITE VERBAL LOOP. IN AN INFINITE VERBAL LOOP.
64 00:08:19,833 00:08:22,603 EXACTLY. EXACTLY.
65 00:08:22,636 00:08:24,838 THANK YOU, SIR. GOOD. THANK YOU, SIR. GOOD.
66 00:08:24,872 00:08:26,840 NIGHT. NIGHT.
67 00:08:28,275 00:08:30,944 SORRY, SIR. SORRY, SIR.
68 00:08:39,853 00:08:42,856 [ Electronic Whirring, Pulsing ] [ Electronic Whirring, Pulsing ]
69 00:09:14,187 00:09:18,826 HONEY, I DON'T WANT IT... FOLLOWING ME AROUND THE HOUSE ALL DAY. HONEY, I DON'T WANT IT... FOLLOWING ME AROUND THE HOUSE ALL DAY.
70 00:09:18,859 00:09:20,828 CAN'T-CAN'T YOU TURN IT OFF OR SOMETHING, PLEASE ? CAN'T-CAN'T YOU TURN IT OFF OR SOMETHING, PLEASE ?
71 00:09:20,861 00:09:24,798 JUST GIVE HIM A JOB. IT'LL BE OKAY. JUST GIVE HIM A JOB. IT'LL BE OKAY.
72 00:09:24,832 00:09:29,169 WELL-- SEAT BELTS ! [ Kids ] SEAT BELTS ! WELL-- SEAT BELTS ! [ Kids ] SEAT BELTS !
73 00:09:29,202 00:09:32,640 [ Computer ] GOOD MORNING, MR. MARTIN. TODAY'S TEMPERATURE WILL BE IN THE HIGH 70S. [ Computer ] GOOD MORNING, MR. MARTIN. TODAY'S TEMPERATURE WILL BE IN THE HIGH 70S.
74 00:09:32,673 00:09:34,842 [ Kids ] BYE, MOM ! [ Kids ] BYE, MOM !
75 00:09:34,875 00:09:37,811 HAVE A GOOD DAY, SWEETHEARTS. HAVE A GOOD DAY, SWEETHEARTS. HAVE A GOOD DAY, SWEETHEARTS. HAVE A GOOD DAY, SWEETHEARTS.
76 00:09:37,845 00:09:40,681 [ Computer Voice Continues ] [ Computer Voice Continues ]
77 00:11:05,132 00:11:07,100 [ Sighs ] [ Sighs ]
78 00:11:12,272 00:11:17,144 - MMM. ANDREW, THIS IS VERY GOOD. - THANK YOU, SIR. - MMM. ANDREW, THIS IS VERY GOOD. - THANK YOU, SIR.
79 00:11:17,177 00:11:19,079 [ Father ] DON'T YOU THINK ? I THINK IT SUCKS. [ Father ] DON'T YOU THINK ? I THINK IT SUCKS.
80 00:11:21,114 00:11:23,784 "SUCKS" ? HOW ? CHICKENS DO NOT HAVE LIPS. "SUCKS" ? HOW ? CHICKENS DO NOT HAVE LIPS.
81 00:11:23,817 00:11:25,452 [ Snickers ] [ Snickers ]
82 00:11:25,485 00:11:29,890 SHE'S BEING RUDE. YOU MIND YOUR MANNERS, YOUNG LADY, PLEASE. SHE'S BEING RUDE. YOU MIND YOUR MANNERS, YOUNG LADY, PLEASE.
83 00:11:32,492 00:11:36,129 - WE'RE FINE, ANDREW. - INDEED YOU ARE, SIR. - WE'RE FINE, ANDREW. - INDEED YOU ARE, SIR.
84 00:11:37,330 00:11:39,132 THE KITCHEN. THE KITCHEN.
85 00:11:40,801 00:11:43,103 IT'S FINE TOO, SIR. IT'S FINE TOO, SIR.
86 00:11:43,136 00:11:46,439 NO. GO TO THE KITCHEN NOW. NO. GO TO THE KITCHEN NOW.
87 00:11:50,477 00:11:52,079 [ Sighs ] [ Sighs ]
88 00:12:00,821 00:12:02,823 HELLO. HELLO.
89 00:12:11,231 00:12:13,233 COME ON. COME ON.
90 00:12:23,944 00:12:26,113 MAYBE IT'S A BIG BLUFF. MAYBE IT'S A BIG BLUFF.
91 00:12:29,216 00:12:31,885 JUST A PRETTY FACE. JUST A PRETTY FACE.
92 00:12:49,336 00:12:51,504 CHECK. CHECK.
93 00:12:53,073 00:12:56,776 [ Girl ] OH, ANDREW, COULD YOU COME UP ? [ Girl ] OH, ANDREW, COULD YOU COME UP ?
94 00:13:00,881 00:13:03,216 SHOULD I-- NO. IT'LL BE FINE. SHOULD I-- NO. IT'LL BE FINE.
95 00:13:09,589 00:13:13,560 YES, MISS ? ANDREW, WOULD YOU PLEASE OPEN THE WINDOW ? YES, MISS ? ANDREW, WOULD YOU PLEASE OPEN THE WINDOW ?
96 00:13:13,593 00:13:15,896 ONE IS GLAD TO BE OF SERVICE. ONE IS GLAD TO BE OF SERVICE.
97 00:13:23,003 00:13:25,138 A LOVELY BREEZE. A LOVELY BREEZE.
98 00:13:25,172 00:13:27,274 NOW JUMP. NOW JUMP.
99 00:13:30,310 00:13:32,279 NO, NO,
100 00:13:32,312 00:13:34,915 OUT THE WINDOW. OUT THE WINDOW.
101 00:13:40,453 00:13:43,223 [ Dog Barking In Distance ] [ Dog Barking In Distance ]
102 00:13:43,256 00:13:46,093 DID YOU HEAR SOMETHING ? WAS THAT AN EARTHQUAKE ? DID YOU HEAR SOMETHING ? WAS THAT AN EARTHQUAKE ?
103 00:13:48,929 00:13:50,931 [ Doorbell Rings ] [ Doorbell Rings ]
104 00:14:07,347 00:14:11,651 [ Brokenly ] SORRY FOR THE INCONVENIENCE. MAY ONE RE-RE-RE-ENTER... [ Brokenly ] SORRY FOR THE INCONVENIENCE. MAY ONE RE-RE-RE-ENTER...
105 00:14:11,684 00:14:14,021 ER-ER ? WHAT HAPPENED, ANDREW ? ER-ER ? WHAT HAPPENED, ANDREW ?
106 00:14:14,054 00:14:16,623 [ Distorted ] FOR THE SAKE OF FAMILY HARMONY, [ Distorted ] FOR THE SAKE OF FAMILY HARMONY,
107 00:14:16,656 00:14:21,194 [ Winding Down ] ONE IS PROGRAMMED NOT TO TELL. [ Winding Down ] ONE IS PROGRAMMED NOT TO TELL.
108 00:14:21,228 00:14:25,098 [ Low Electronic Moaning ] ANDREW ? ANDREW ! [ Low Electronic Moaning ] ANDREW ? ANDREW !
109 00:14:25,132 00:14:27,634 YEAH ? YEAH ?
110 00:14:27,667 00:14:30,137 [ Rattling ] [ Rattling ]
111 00:14:31,204 00:14:34,307 AMANDA, GRACE, DOWNSTAIRS RIGHT AWAY. AMANDA, GRACE, DOWNSTAIRS RIGHT AWAY.
112 00:14:36,243 00:14:41,214 COME IN, ANDREW. THANK YOU, SI-I-I-R. COME IN, ANDREW. THANK YOU, SI-I-I-R.
113 00:14:41,248 00:14:44,217 [ Whirring Brokenly ] [ Whirring Brokenly ]
114 00:14:56,029 00:14:58,665 ANDREW'S NOT A PERSON, HE'S A FORM OF PROPERTY. ANDREW'S NOT A PERSON, HE'S A FORM OF PROPERTY.
115 00:14:58,698 00:15:02,469 ONE IS NOT A PER-R-R-R-R-R-R- ONE IS NOT A PER-R-R-R-R-R-R-
116 00:15:02,502 00:15:04,471 SON. SON.
117 00:15:04,504 00:15:07,207 BUT PROPERTY IS ALSO IMPORTANT. BUT PROPERTY IS ALSO IMPORTANT.
118 00:15:07,240 00:15:10,210 SO FROM NOW ON, AS A MATTER OF PRINCIPLE, SO FROM NOW ON, AS A MATTER OF PRINCIPLE,
119 00:15:10,243 00:15:13,313 IN THIS FAMILY ANDREW WILL BE TREATED AS IF HE WERE A PERSON. IN THIS FAMILY ANDREW WILL BE TREATED AS IF HE WERE A PERSON.
120 00:15:15,048 00:15:18,018 WHICH MEANS THERE WILL BE NO MORE ATTEMPTS TO BREAK HIM. WHICH MEANS THERE WILL BE NO MORE ATTEMPTS TO BREAK HIM.
121 00:15:18,051 00:15:20,253 BREAK HIM ? BREAK HIM ?
122 00:15:20,287 00:15:23,023 YOUR SISTER TRIED TO KILL ANDREW. YOUR SISTER TRIED TO KILL ANDREW.
123 00:15:24,557 00:15:28,161 YOU TOO ? YOU TOO ?
124 00:15:28,195 00:15:30,330 SHH. [ Whispering ] SORRY. SHH. [ Whispering ] SORRY.
125 00:15:31,764 00:15:35,268 COME ON. EVERYONE UP TO BED. COME ON. EVERYONE UP TO BED.
126 00:15:37,204 00:15:41,541 -WILL YOU BE ALL RIGHT, ANDREW ? -ONE IS CAPABLE OF SELF-MAI-AI-AINTENANCE, SIR. -WILL YOU BE ALL RIGHT, ANDREW ? -ONE IS CAPABLE OF SELF-MAI-AI-AINTENANCE, SIR.
127 00:15:41,574 00:15:44,344 GOOD. GOOD.
128 00:15:44,377 00:15:46,379 - GOOD NIGHT, ANDREW. - GOOD NIGHT, ANDREW. - GOOD NIGHT, ANDREW. - GOOD NIGHT, ANDREW.
129 00:15:46,413 00:15:50,417 GUH, GUH, GUH-- G-GOOD NIGHT. GUH, GUH, GUH-- G-GOOD NIGHT.
130 00:15:53,153 00:15:55,155 [ Whirring Brokenly ] [ Whirring Brokenly ]
131 00:15:59,392 00:16:02,962 [ Muttering Brokenly ] GOOD NIGHT, ANDREW. GOOD... NIGHT. [ Muttering Brokenly ] GOOD NIGHT, ANDREW. GOOD... NIGHT.
132 00:16:22,415 00:16:26,586 MISS, ONE HAS BEEN GIVEN SPECIFIC ORDERS FOR YOUR SAFETY, MISS, ONE HAS BEEN GIVEN SPECIFIC ORDERS FOR YOUR SAFETY,
133 00:16:26,619 00:16:29,056 AND THAT IS AN UNSAFE AREA. AND THAT IS AN UNSAFE AREA.
134 00:16:29,089 00:16:31,224 NOW, COME DOWN. NOW, COME DOWN.
135 00:16:31,258 00:16:33,226 OKAY. OKAY.
136 00:16:33,260 00:16:35,062 THANK YOU. THANK YOU.
137 00:16:35,095 00:16:38,231 "WELL, I THINK IT'S GONNA BE SUNNY TONIGHT." "WELL, I THINK IT'S GONNA BE SUNNY TONIGHT."
138 00:16:38,265 00:16:41,168 [ Feminine Voice ] "ME TOO." [ Feminine Voice ] "ME TOO."
139 00:16:41,201 00:16:44,271 [ Falsetto ] "SO DO I." [ Falsetto ] "SO DO I."
140 00:16:50,210 00:16:52,212 HE'S MY FAVORITE. HE'S MY FAVORITE.
141 00:16:53,580 00:16:56,183 PRETTY. PRETTY.
142 00:16:56,216 00:16:58,451 WOULD YOU LIKE TO HOLD HIM ? WOULD YOU LIKE TO HOLD HIM ?
143 00:17:08,128 00:17:10,430 THAT WAS MY FAVORITE. THAT WAS MY FAVORITE.
144 00:17:12,632 00:17:16,136 THEY DON'T EVEN MAKE HIM ANYMORE. THEY DON'T EVEN MAKE HIM ANYMORE.
145 00:17:16,169 00:17:20,307 - CAN IT BE REPAIRED, LITTLE MISS ? - NO, IT CAN'T ! - CAN IT BE REPAIRED, LITTLE MISS ? - NO, IT CAN'T !
146 00:17:20,340 00:17:23,776 - YOU'RE SCREWED. - I HATE YOU ! - YOU'RE SCREWED. - I HATE YOU !
147 00:17:24,811 00:17:27,580 GET AWAY FROM ME. GET AWAY FROM ME.
148 00:17:33,653 00:17:37,524 CAN WE FIX HIM ? NO. LOOK AT HIM-- HE'S IN A MILLION PIECES ! CAN WE FIX HIM ? NO. LOOK AT HIM-- HE'S IN A MILLION PIECES !
149 00:17:37,557 00:17:42,529 - [ Sighs ] - I'M SORRY. THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO. - [ Sighs ] - I'M SORRY. THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO.
150 00:17:43,530 00:17:46,399 PUT THE REST OF THEM AWAY. PUT THE REST OF THEM AWAY.
151 00:18:28,375 00:18:30,377 WOW. WOW.
152 00:18:37,550 00:18:40,687 ANDREW ! YES, LITTLE MISS ? ANDREW ! YES, LITTLE MISS ?
153 00:18:40,720 00:18:43,890 THIS IS THE BEST PRESENT I EVER GOT. THIS IS THE BEST PRESENT I EVER GOT.
154 00:18:45,392 00:18:47,294 ONE IS GLAD TO BE OF SERVICE. ONE IS GLAD TO BE OF SERVICE.
155 00:18:47,327 00:18:50,330 WOULD YOU PLEASE COME WITH ME ? WOULD YOU PLEASE COME WITH ME ?
156 00:18:51,564 00:18:53,533 DOES THIS INVOLVE A WINDOW ? DOES THIS INVOLVE A WINDOW ?
157 00:18:53,566 00:18:55,602 [ Chuckling ] NO. [ Chuckling ] NO.
158 00:19:01,708 00:19:03,876 YOU CAN SIT HERE. YOU CAN SIT HERE.
159 00:19:10,750 00:19:13,586 HIS NAME IS WOOFY, HIS NAME IS WOOFY,
160 00:19:13,620 00:19:17,424 AND FROM NOW ON... HE'S YOURS. AND FROM NOW ON... HE'S YOURS.
161 00:19:20,793 00:19:22,762 WOOFY. UH-HUH. WOOFY. UH-HUH.
162 00:19:22,795 00:19:25,498 BECAUSE SOMETIMES HE BARKS, BECAUSE SOMETIMES HE BARKS,
163 00:19:28,968 00:19:32,472 ONCE HE GETS TO KNOW YOU. ONCE HE GETS TO KNOW YOU.
164 00:19:32,505 00:19:34,507 OH. OH.
165 00:19:35,642 00:19:38,311 THANK YOU VERY MUCH. THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
166 00:19:38,345 00:19:40,513 YOU'RE WELCOME. YOU'RE WELCOME.
167 00:19:40,547 00:19:42,549 I HAVE TO GO TO SLEEP NOW, ANDREW. I HAVE TO GO TO SLEEP NOW, ANDREW.
168 00:19:44,451 00:19:48,288 - YES. - YEAH. CAN YOU, KINDA-- - YES. - YEAH. CAN YOU, KINDA--
169 00:19:49,489 00:19:51,724 OF COURSE. OF COURSE.
170 00:19:57,630 00:20:01,301 - GOOD NIGHT, SWEETHEART. - GOOD NIGHT, ANDREW. - GOOD NIGHT, SWEETHEART. - GOOD NIGHT, ANDREW.
171 00:20:20,487 00:20:22,655 LITTLE MISS ? SURE. THANKS. LITTLE MISS ? SURE. THANKS.
172 00:20:22,689 00:20:24,557 MISS ? MISS ?
173 00:20:29,028 00:20:31,298 - AFTER YOU. - WELL, THANK YOU. - AFTER YOU. - WELL, THANK YOU.
174 00:20:31,331 00:20:33,666 YOU'RE WELCOME. YOU'RE WELCOME.
175 00:20:34,734 00:20:37,770 ANDREW, DID YOU REALLY MAKE THIS ? ANDREW, DID YOU REALLY MAKE THIS ?
176 00:20:37,804 00:20:39,972 YES, SIR. YES, SIR.
177 00:20:42,442 00:20:44,511 A ROBOT CANNOT TELL A LIE, ANDREW. A ROBOT CANNOT TELL A LIE, ANDREW.
178 00:20:44,544 00:20:47,314 THAT IS NOT ENTIRELY CORRECT, SIR. THAT IS NOT ENTIRELY CORRECT, SIR.
179 00:20:47,347 00:20:48,981 ONE COU LIE, IF ONE WERE ORDERED TO LIE, ONE COU LIE, IF ONE WERE ORDERED TO LIE,
180 00:20:49,015 00:20:53,486 OR IF IT WERE NECESSARY TO TELL SOME UNTRUTH IN ORDER TO KEEP A HUMAN BEING FROM HARM, OR IF IT WERE NECESSARY TO TELL SOME UNTRUTH IN ORDER TO KEEP A HUMAN BEING FROM HARM,
181 00:20:53,520 00:20:56,556 OR IF ONE'S OWN SAFETY WERE IN JEOPARDY-- SIR ? ANDREW. OR IF ONE'S OWN SAFETY WERE IN JEOPARDY-- SIR ? ANDREW.
182 00:20:56,589 00:20:59,826 ONE DID INDEED CARVE THAT FOR LITTLE MISS. ONE DID INDEED CARVE THAT FOR LITTLE MISS.
183 00:20:59,859 00:21:03,563 AND THE DESIGN-- YOU'RE RESPONSIBLE FOR THAT ? YES, SIR. AND THE DESIGN-- YOU'RE RESPONSIBLE FOR THAT ? YES, SIR.
184 00:21:03,596 00:21:07,400 - WHAT DID YOU COPY IT FROM ? - COPY IT, MA'AM ? - WHAT DID YOU COPY IT FROM ? - COPY IT, MA'AM ?
185 00:21:08,868 00:21:11,738 WELL, I MEAN, YOU DIDN'T JUST GET IT OUT OF THIN AIR. WELL, I MEAN, YOU DIDN'T JUST GET IT OUT OF THIN AIR.
186 00:21:11,771 00:21:15,542 YOU GOT IT OUT OF SOME BOOK, RIGHT, OR USED THE COMPUTER TO PLOT IT OUT ? YOU GOT IT OUT OF SOME BOOK, RIGHT, OR USED THE COMPUTER TO PLOT IT OUT ?
187 00:21:17,043 00:21:20,713 ONE DID NOTHING MORE THAN STUDY THE RAW MATERIAL FOR A TIME... ONE DID NOTHING MORE THAN STUDY THE RAW MATERIAL FOR A TIME...
188 00:21:20,747 00:21:23,883 UNTIL ONE CAME TO UNDERSTAND HOW BEST TO CARVE IT INTO A SHAPE... UNTIL ONE CAME TO UNDERSTAND HOW BEST TO CARVE IT INTO A SHAPE...
189 00:21:23,916 00:21:27,387 THAT WOULD APPEAL TO LITTLE MISS'S LOVE OF TINY MAMMALS. THAT WOULD APPEAL TO LITTLE MISS'S LOVE OF TINY MAMMALS.
190 00:21:30,923 00:21:34,427 ** [ Soprano Singing Aria ] ** [ Soprano Singing Aria ]
191 00:21:42,502 00:21:44,504 ** [ Continues ] ** [ Continues ]
192 00:21:58,685 00:22:00,687 ** [ Continues, Louder ] ** [ Continues, Louder ]
193 00:22:20,440 00:22:23,443 ** [ Continues ] ** [ Continues ]
194 00:22:32,118 00:22:34,687 ** [ Crescendo ] ** [ Crescendo ]
195 00:23:16,596 00:23:18,598 YES, YES. PLEASE COME IN. YES, YES. PLEASE COME IN.
196 00:23:19,899 00:23:24,704 I AM SO GLAD YOU CALLED. MANSKY, DENNIS MANSKY. I AM SO GLAD YOU CALLED. MANSKY, DENNIS MANSKY.
197 00:23:24,737 00:23:27,173 RICHARD MARK. RICHARD MARK.
198 00:23:27,206 00:23:30,543 AND AN NDR-114. AND AN NDR-114.
199 00:23:30,577 00:23:36,483 NOW, I GOT YOUR MESSAGE, BUT WHAT EXACTLY IS IT DOING ? NOW, I GOT YOUR MESSAGE, BUT WHAT EXACTLY IS IT DOING ?
200 00:23:36,516 00:23:40,019 WELL, WHAT INTERESTS ME IS HE SHOWS A NUMBER OF CHARACTERISTICS-- WELL, WHAT INTERESTS ME IS HE SHOWS A NUMBER OF CHARACTERISTICS--
201 00:23:40,052 00:23:43,890 LIKE CREATIVITY, CURIOSITY, FRIENDSHIP-- LIKE CREATIVITY, CURIOSITY, FRIENDSHIP--
202 00:23:43,923 00:23:48,227 THAT, FRANKLY, HAVE TAKEN US BY SURPRISE. THAT, FRANKLY, HAVE TAKEN US BY SURPRISE.
203 00:23:48,260 00:23:49,829 MM-HMM. MM-HMM.
204 00:23:51,030 00:23:52,832 ANDREW-- YES, DENNIS ? ANDREW-- YES, DENNIS ?
205 00:23:54,534 00:23:56,836 SOCIAL AS WELL. SOCIAL AS WELL.
206 00:23:56,869 00:23:59,639 NOW I'D LIKE TO SHOW YOU SOMETHING IF I MAY. NOW I'D LIKE TO SHOW YOU SOMETHING IF I MAY.
207 00:24:00,773 00:24:04,844 NOW, ANDREW CARVED THESE. NOW, ANDREW CARVED THESE.
208 00:24:04,877 00:24:07,880 THESE ARE ORIGINAL WORKS OF ART, THESE ARE ORIGINAL WORKS OF ART,
209 00:24:07,914 00:24:10,249 AND LAST NIGHT ANDREW SAID, AND LAST NIGHT ANDREW SAID,
210 00:24:10,282 00:24:14,020 "I ENJOY MAKING THEM." "ENJOY." "I ENJOY MAKING THEM." "ENJOY."
211 00:24:14,053 00:24:16,022 YES. SHOULD ONE NOT USE THAT WORD ? YES. SHOULD ONE NOT USE THAT WORD ?
212 00:24:16,055 00:24:17,990 NO, NO. IT'S FINE, ANDREW. SEE WHAT I MEAN ? NO, NO. IT'S FINE, ANDREW. SEE WHAT I MEAN ?
213 00:24:18,024 00:24:22,695 IT'S UNUSUAL, SURELY, TO HEAR A ROBOT TALK ABOUT ENJOYING SOMETHING. IT'S UNUSUAL, SURELY, TO HEAR A ROBOT TALK ABOUT ENJOYING SOMETHING.
214 00:24:22,729 00:24:24,764 WHAT I WANT TO KNOW IS, WHAT I WANT TO KNOW IS,
215 00:24:24,797 00:24:28,801 DO MANY OF YOUR OTHER ROBOTS HAVE-- HAVE FEELINGS LIKE THIS ? DO MANY OF YOUR OTHER ROBOTS HAVE-- HAVE FEELINGS LIKE THIS ?
216 00:24:30,903 00:24:32,972 MUST BE... MUST BE...
217 00:24:33,005 00:24:35,942 SOMETHING IN THE PATHWAYS. SOMETHING IN THE PATHWAYS.
218 00:24:35,975 00:24:38,210 [ Clears Throat ] [ Clears Throat ]
219 00:24:38,244 00:24:41,914 SO, THEN, WILL YOU BE WANTING A REFUND OR A REPLACEMENT ? SO, THEN, WILL YOU BE WANTING A REFUND OR A REPLACEMENT ?
220 00:24:41,948 00:24:46,919 NO, NEITHER. I JUST WANTED TO GET YOUR REACTION TO ANDREW. I WANTED TO KNOW WHAT YOU THINK. NO, NEITHER. I JUST WANTED TO GET YOUR REACTION TO ANDREW. I WANTED TO KNOW WHAT YOU THINK.
221 00:24:46,953 00:24:49,656 HE'S UNIQUE, WOULDN'T YOU SAY ? HE'S UNIQUE, WOULDN'T YOU SAY ?
222 00:24:49,689 00:24:51,758 IT IS AN ANOMALY. IT IS AN ANOMALY.
223 00:24:53,960 00:24:57,096 NO REFUND, NO REPLACEMENT-- NO REFUND, NO REPLACEMENT--
224 00:24:57,129 00:24:58,931 HOW MUCH DO YOU WANT ? HOW MUCH DO YOU WANT ?
225 00:25:00,967 00:25:02,569 - I DON'T THINK I UNDERSTAND. - WELL, - I DON'T THINK I UNDERSTAND. - WELL,
226 00:25:02,602 00:25:08,608 CLEARLY YOU REALIZE IF WORD OF THIS GETS OUT, WE'LL HAVE TO RECALL OUR ENTIRE LINE. CLEARLY YOU REALIZE IF WORD OF THIS GETS OUT, WE'LL HAVE TO RECALL OUR ENTIRE LINE.
227 00:25:08,641 00:25:11,243 WE'RE IN PEOPLE'S HOMES, SIR, WITH THEIR CHILDREN. WE'RE IN PEOPLE'S HOMES, SIR, WITH THEIR CHILDREN.
228 00:25:11,277 00:25:14,947 IF IT IS DOING WHAT YOU SAY, IT CAN ALSO RUN AMOK. IF IT IS DOING WHAT YOU SAY, IT CAN ALSO RUN AMOK.
229 00:25:14,981 00:25:17,650 ONE IS NOT QUALIFIED TO RUN "MUCKS." ONE IS NOT QUALIFIED TO RUN "MUCKS."
230 00:25:19,118 00:25:22,054 ALL RIGHT, SIR. IF I LET YOU HAVE ANDREW, ALL RIGHT, SIR. IF I LET YOU HAVE ANDREW,
231 00:25:22,088 00:25:25,124 YOU'LL WHAT-- YOU'LL DISASSEMBLE HIM, WILL YOU ? YOU'LL WHAT-- YOU'LL DISASSEMBLE HIM, WILL YOU ?
232 00:25:25,157 00:25:27,059 CAREFULLY, YES. CAREFULLY, YES.
233 00:25:27,093 00:25:32,064 WE WOULD NEED TO TRACE THE ACTUAL COURSE OF ANDREW'S NEURAL PATHWAYS, WE WOULD NEED TO TRACE THE ACTUAL COURSE OF ANDREW'S NEURAL PATHWAYS,
234 00:25:32,098 00:25:37,103 REPLACE THE POSITRONIC BRAIN, THEN PUT IT-- REPLACE THE POSITRONIC BRAIN, THEN PUT IT--
235 00:25:37,136 00:25:41,774 HIM-- BACK TOGETHER AND RETURN HIM TO YOU, GOOD AS NEW. HIM-- BACK TOGETHER AND RETURN HIM TO YOU, GOOD AS NEW.
236 00:25:41,808 00:25:46,012 NOW, THESE NEURAL PATHWAYS ARE PRESUMABLY FRAGILE. NOW, THESE NEURAL PATHWAYS ARE PRESUMABLY FRAGILE.
237 00:25:46,045 00:25:51,083 ISN'T IT POSSIBLE, IN THE COURSE OF THESE PROCEDURES, THAT SOMETHING MIGHT GO WRONG ? ISN'T IT POSSIBLE, IN THE COURSE OF THESE PROCEDURES, THAT SOMETHING MIGHT GO WRONG ?
238 00:25:52,184 00:25:54,787 WE WOULD MAKE EVERY CONCEIVABLE EFFORT. WE WOULD MAKE EVERY CONCEIVABLE EFFORT.
239 00:25:54,821 00:25:57,657 AND, IN THE UNLIKELY EVENT THAT SOMETHING DID GO WRONG, AND, IN THE UNLIKELY EVENT THAT SOMETHING DID GO WRONG,
240 00:25:57,690 00:26:00,059 YOU'D, OF COURSE, REPLACE ANDREW. YOU'D, OF COURSE, REPLACE ANDREW.
241 00:26:00,092 00:26:02,629 OF COURSE. OF COURSE.
242 00:26:02,662 00:26:04,964 EVEN THOUGH HE'S UNIQUE AND IRREPLACEABLE. EVEN THOUGH HE'S UNIQUE AND IRREPLACEABLE.
243 00:26:04,997 00:26:07,133 [ Sighs ] [ Sighs ]
244 00:26:07,166 00:26:10,870 HE-- HIS-- YOU S-- HE-- HIS-- YOU S--
245 00:26:10,903 00:26:13,906 WELL, IT'S A NATURAL ERROR-- IT HAS HUMAN FORM, WELL, IT'S A NATURAL ERROR-- IT HAS HUMAN FORM,
246 00:26:13,940 00:26:17,744 THEREFORE YOU READ MECHANICAL FAILURE AS ECCENTRICITY... THEREFORE YOU READ MECHANICAL FAILURE AS ECCENTRICITY...
247 00:26:17,777 00:26:20,112 AND ANTHROPOMORPHIZE IT. AND ANTHROPOMORPHIZE IT.
248 00:26:21,113 00:26:23,015 IT IS A HOUSEHOLD APPLIANCE, IT IS A HOUSEHOLD APPLIANCE,
249 00:26:23,049 00:26:26,152 AND YET YOU ACT LIKE IT IS A MAN. AND YET YOU ACT LIKE IT IS A MAN.
250 00:26:26,185 00:26:28,054 WE'RE LEAVING. COME ON, ANDREW. WE'RE LEAVING. COME ON, ANDREW.
251 00:26:28,087 00:26:30,923 PLEASE, I BEG YOU TO RECONSIDER, MR. MARTIN. PLEASE, I BEG YOU TO RECONSIDER, MR. MARTIN.
252 00:26:30,957 00:26:34,093 LET US EXAMINE ANDREW, TALK TO YOUR WIFE. NAME YOUR PRICE ! LET US EXAMINE ANDREW, TALK TO YOUR WIFE. NAME YOUR PRICE !
253 00:26:35,795 00:26:39,732 NOW, LISTEN TO ME. THERE IS NO PRICE FOR INDIVIDUALITY. NOW, LISTEN TO ME. THERE IS NO PRICE FOR INDIVIDUALITY.
254 00:26:39,766 00:26:42,902 HE IS, FOR BETTER OR FOR WORSE, MY ROBOT, HE IS, FOR BETTER OR FOR WORSE, MY ROBOT,
255 00:26:42,935 00:26:46,806 AND YOU WILL NEVER LAY YOUR HANDS ON HIM-- DO YOU UNDERSTAND ? AND YOU WILL NEVER LAY YOUR HANDS ON HIM-- DO YOU UNDERSTAND ?
256 00:26:49,241 00:26:54,080 ALL IN GOOD TIME. YOU SEE, SOONER OR LATER YOU'LL HAVE TO BRING IT IN FOR REPAIRS. ALL IN GOOD TIME. YOU SEE, SOONER OR LATER YOU'LL HAVE TO BRING IT IN FOR REPAIRS.
257 00:27:01,888 00:27:04,090 ANDREW, I'VE MADE A DECISION. YES, SIR ? ANDREW, I'VE MADE A DECISION. YES, SIR ?
258 00:27:04,123 00:27:07,927 YOU WILL CUT BACK ON YOUR WORKLOAD. YOU CAN NO LONGER... YOU WILL CUT BACK ON YOUR WORKLOAD. YOU CAN NO LONGER...
259 00:27:07,960 00:27:10,930 DEVOTE YOURSELF ENTIRELY TO CHILDREN AND HOUSEWORK. DEVOTE YOURSELF ENTIRELY TO CHILDREN AND HOUSEWORK.
260 00:27:10,963 00:27:14,934 BUT ONE LIKES THE CHILDREN, SIR, SPECIFICALLY THE SMALLER ONE, LITTLE MISS. BUT ONE LIKES THE CHILDREN, SIR, SPECIFICALLY THE SMALLER ONE, LITTLE MISS.
261 00:27:14,967 00:27:19,071 THAT IS A CONTRADICTION, ANDREW, AND THAT IS EXACTLY THE SORT OF THING YOU NEED TO LEARN ABOUT. THAT IS A CONTRADICTION, ANDREW, AND THAT IS EXACTLY THE SORT OF THING YOU NEED TO LEARN ABOUT.
262 00:27:19,105 00:27:21,373 THANK YOU FOR CHOOSING NORTHAM ROBOTICS. THANK YOU FOR CHOOSING NORTHAM ROBOTICS.
263 00:27:21,407 00:27:24,076 SO WE NEED A NEW REGIMEN. REGIMEN, SIR ? SO WE NEED A NEW REGIMEN. REGIMEN, SIR ?
264 00:27:24,110 00:27:28,080 FIRST OF ALL, YOU'LL SPEND PART OF EACH DAY MAKING SOMETHING. FIRST OF ALL, YOU'LL SPEND PART OF EACH DAY MAKING SOMETHING.
265 00:27:28,114 00:27:32,418 SO AS NOT TO OFFEND HUMANS, WE'D BETTER FIND SOMETHING THAT'S NOT OVERLY ARTISTIC. SO AS NOT TO OFFEND HUMANS, WE'D BETTER FIND SOMETHING THAT'S NOT OVERLY ARTISTIC.
266 00:27:32,451 00:27:35,387 COULD YOU MAKE OTHER THINGS ? I COULD TEACH YOU MY LINE OF WORK-- COULD YOU MAKE OTHER THINGS ? I COULD TEACH YOU MY LINE OF WORK--
267 00:27:35,421 00:27:37,389 YOU KNOW, TIMEPIECES AND CLOCKS AND SO ON. YOU KNOW, TIMEPIECES AND CLOCKS AND SO ON.
268 00:27:37,423 00:27:40,893 ONE COULD NOT TELL YOU, SIR. ONE HAS NEVER ATTEMPTED SUCH THINGS. ONE COULD NOT TELL YOU, SIR. ONE HAS NEVER ATTEMPTED SUCH THINGS.
269 00:27:40,927 00:27:42,962 WELL, YOU WILL NOW. WELL, YOU WILL NOW.
270 00:27:42,995 00:27:47,099 ALSO, YOU'LL SPEND PART OF EACH EVENING IN INSTRUCTION WITH ME. ALSO, YOU'LL SPEND PART OF EACH EVENING IN INSTRUCTION WITH ME.
271 00:27:47,133 00:27:50,069 AND WHAT IS THE PURPOSE OF THIS INSTRUCTION ? TO TEACH YOU, ANDREW-- AND WHAT IS THE PURPOSE OF THIS INSTRUCTION ? TO TEACH YOU, ANDREW--
272 00:27:50,102 00:27:53,773 TO TEACH YOU ALL THE THINGS THAT HAVEN'T BEEN PROGRAMMED INTO YOU. TO TEACH YOU ALL THE THINGS THAT HAVEN'T BEEN PROGRAMMED INTO YOU.
273 00:27:54,774 00:27:57,910 ANDREW, YOU'RE UNIQUE. ANDREW, YOU'RE UNIQUE.
274 00:27:57,944 00:28:01,748 UNIQUE ? THANK YOU FOR CHOOSING NORTHAM ROBOTICS. UNIQUE ? THANK YOU FOR CHOOSING NORTHAM ROBOTICS.
275 00:28:01,781 00:28:03,983 AND I FEEL A RESPONSIBILITY TO HELP YOU... AND I FEEL A RESPONSIBILITY TO HELP YOU...
276 00:28:04,016 00:28:06,218 BECOME WHATEVER YOU'RE ABLE TO BE. BECOME WHATEVER YOU'RE ABLE TO BE.
277 00:28:06,252 00:28:08,755 AND WHAT IS ONE ABLE TO BE ? AND WHAT IS ONE ABLE TO BE ?
278 00:28:08,788 00:28:10,857 WELL, I DON'T KNOW. WELL, I DON'T KNOW.
279 00:28:10,890 00:28:13,292 SEE, PEOPLE GROW THROUGH TIME. SEE, PEOPLE GROW THROUGH TIME.
280 00:28:13,325 00:28:16,295 BUT THEN, OF COURSE, FOR YOU, TIME IS A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT PROPOSITION. BUT THEN, OF COURSE, FOR YOU, TIME IS A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT PROPOSITION.
281 00:28:16,328 00:28:19,999 FOR YOU, TIME IS ENDLESS. ENDLESS ? FOR YOU, TIME IS ENDLESS. ENDLESS ?
282 00:28:20,032 00:28:22,134 [ Chuckles ] [ Chuckles ]
283 00:28:30,910 00:28:33,112 IS THIS A GOOD PIECE ? VERY. IS THIS A GOOD PIECE ? VERY.
284 00:28:34,814 00:28:36,816 [ Gulls Cawing ] [ Gulls Cawing ]
285 00:28:41,253 00:28:44,056 WHAT ABOUT THIS ONE ? EXCELLENT. WHAT ABOUT THIS ONE ? EXCELLENT.
286 00:28:50,329 00:28:53,165 [ Tapping ] [ Tapping ]
287 00:28:53,199 00:28:57,269 * IT WAS A LUCKY APRIL SHOWER * * IT WAS A LUCKY APRIL SHOWER *
288 00:28:57,303 00:29:01,908 * IT WAS THE MOST CONVENIENT DOOR * * IT WAS THE MOST CONVENIENT DOOR *
289 00:29:01,941 00:29:05,511 * I FOUND A MILLION-DOLLAR BABY * * I FOUND A MILLION-DOLLAR BABY *
290 00:29:05,544 00:29:09,215 * IN A FIVE AND TEN CENT STORE ** * IN A FIVE AND TEN CENT STORE **
291 00:29:10,850 00:29:13,853 ** [ Continues ] ** [ Continues ]
292 00:29:21,894 00:29:25,764 [ Richard ] AND, NINE MONTHS LATER, A BABY IS BORN. [ Richard ] AND, NINE MONTHS LATER, A BABY IS BORN.
293 00:29:27,566 00:29:31,237 AND THOSE, ANDREW, ARE THE SO-CALLED FACTS OF LIFE. AND THOSE, ANDREW, ARE THE SO-CALLED FACTS OF LIFE.
294 00:29:32,905 00:29:35,908 PEOPLE ACTUALLY DO THIS, SIR ? PEOPLE ACTUALLY DO THIS, SIR ?
295 00:29:36,909 00:29:39,378 WELL, YES. AND MARRIED PEOPLE-- WELL, YES. AND MARRIED PEOPLE--
296 00:29:39,411 00:29:45,184 ONE SUPPOSES THEY SEE IT AS SOME KIND OF REQUIREMENT OR OBLIGATION. ONE SUPPOSES THEY SEE IT AS SOME KIND OF REQUIREMENT OR OBLIGATION.
297 00:29:45,217 00:29:47,253 WELL, IT-- [ Clears Throat ] WELL, IT-- [ Clears Throat ]
298 00:29:47,286 00:29:51,357 IT'S NOT EXACTLY AN OBLIGATION, ANDREW. THAT'S A RELIEF. IT'S NOT EXACTLY AN OBLIGATION, ANDREW. THAT'S A RELIEF.
299 00:29:51,390 00:29:55,294 AND IT IS THE NATURAL AND PREFERABLE WAY TO CONCEIVE CHILDREN. AND IT IS THE NATURAL AND PREFERABLE WAY TO CONCEIVE CHILDREN.
300 00:29:55,327 00:30:00,266 SIR, OF ALL THESE MILLIONS OF SPERM, ONLY ONE MAKES IT ? SIR, OF ALL THESE MILLIONS OF SPERM, ONLY ONE MAKES IT ?
301 00:30:01,901 00:30:05,071 - THAT'S TRUE. - WHAT HAPPENS TO THE OTHERS ? - THAT'S TRUE. - WHAT HAPPENS TO THE OTHERS ?
302 00:30:06,238 00:30:08,875 WELL, THEY DIE. WELL, THEY DIE.
303 00:30:08,908 00:30:10,910 THEY DIE ? THEY DIE ?
304 00:30:12,444 00:30:14,213 ONE FEELS BADLY FOR THEM. ONE FEELS BADLY FOR THEM.
305 00:30:15,948 00:30:18,317 WELL, ONE DOES. WELL, ONE DOES.
306 00:30:18,350 00:30:21,888 - BUT IT'S COMPLETELY AGREED THAT IT FEELS GOOD-- - FOR BOTH PARTIES, SIR ? - BUT IT'S COMPLETELY AGREED THAT IT FEELS GOOD-- - FOR BOTH PARTIES, SIR ?
307 00:30:21,921 00:30:24,056 IN AN IDEAL WORLD. IN AN IDEAL WORLD.
308 00:30:24,090 00:30:26,893 - SO PEOPLE DO IT RATHER FREQUENTLY. - HOW OFTEN, SIR ? - SO PEOPLE DO IT RATHER FREQUENTLY. - HOW OFTEN, SIR ?
309 00:30:26,926 00:30:30,930 - WELL, AS OFTEN AS THEY CAN, MATTER OF FACT. - AHH. - WELL, AS OFTEN AS THEY CAN, MATTER OF FACT. - AHH.
310 00:30:32,298 00:30:34,300 AT LEAST AT FIRST. AT LEAST AT FIRST.
311 00:30:37,269 00:30:39,271 SIR, SIR,
312 00:30:39,305 00:30:42,208 MAY ONE SPEAK FRANKLY WITH YOU ? AS ALWAYS, ANDREW. MAY ONE SPEAK FRANKLY WITH YOU ? AS ALWAYS, ANDREW.
313 00:30:44,110 00:30:47,146 IT'S JUST THAT THE WHOLE PROCESS-- IT'S JUST THAT THE WHOLE PROCESS--
314 00:30:47,179 00:30:50,182 IT SOUNDS SO MESSY. IT SOUNDS SO MESSY.
315 00:30:52,418 00:30:54,853 I THINK THAT'S A FAIR COMMENT. I THINK THAT'S A FAIR COMMENT.
316 00:31:00,192 00:31:02,161 THEY DIE. THEY DIE.
317 00:31:20,246 00:31:22,214 [ Richard Speaking, Indistinct ] [ Richard Speaking, Indistinct ]
318 00:31:22,248 00:31:25,317 [ Talking, Laughing Continue ] [ Talking, Laughing Continue ]
319 00:31:27,987 00:31:31,157 ISN'T IT ? [ Giggling ] WHAT ? ISN'T IT ? [ Giggling ] WHAT ?
320 00:31:38,330 00:31:41,667 - [ Richard ] IT'S CALLED "HUMOR." - "HUMOR" ? - [ Richard ] IT'S CALLED "HUMOR." - "HUMOR" ?
321 00:31:41,700 00:31:45,037 YES. PEOPLE TELL JOKES TO MAKE EACH OTHER LAUGH. YES. PEOPLE TELL JOKES TO MAKE EACH OTHER LAUGH.
322 00:31:46,172 00:31:48,140 AND THIS LAUGHTER GIVES PLEASURE, SIR ? AND THIS LAUGHTER GIVES PLEASURE, SIR ?
323 00:31:48,174 00:31:50,142 YES. YES.
324 00:31:50,176 00:31:53,379 SIR, COULD YOU TEACH ONE TO TELL A JOKE ? SIR, COULD YOU TEACH ONE TO TELL A JOKE ?
325 00:31:56,248 00:32:01,487 WELL, L-LET'S SEE. UM-- TWO DRUNKS WALK INTO A BAR. WELL, L-LET'S SEE. UM-- TWO DRUNKS WALK INTO A BAR.
326 00:32:01,520 00:32:05,992 WOULDN'T TWO DRUNKS WALK OUT OF A BAR, SIR ? WOULDN'T TWO DRUNKS WALK OUT OF A BAR, SIR ?
327 00:32:06,025 00:32:09,928 YOU WALK INTO A BAR TO DRINK, AND YOU COME OUT DRUNK. YOU WALK INTO A BAR TO DRINK, AND YOU COME OUT DRUNK.
328 00:32:11,430 00:32:15,001 LET'S TRY SOMETHING SIMPLER, ANDREW. UM-- [ Clears Throat ] LET'S TRY SOMETHING SIMPLER, ANDREW. UM-- [ Clears Throat ]
329 00:32:15,034 00:32:19,105 - KNOCK-KNOCK. - "KNOCK-KNOCK" ? - KNOCK-KNOCK. - "KNOCK-KNOCK" ?
330 00:32:19,138 00:32:22,008 NO, KNOCK-KNOCK, SOMEONE'S AT THE DOOR. NO, KNOCK-KNOCK, SOMEONE'S AT THE DOOR.
331 00:32:22,041 00:32:25,011 - SHALL ONE GET IT, SIR ? - NO, NO. NO. - SHALL ONE GET IT, SIR ? - NO, NO. NO.
332 00:32:25,044 00:32:27,679 Y-YOU SAY, "WHO'S THERE," ANDREW. Y-YOU SAY, "WHO'S THERE," ANDREW.
333 00:32:27,713 00:32:30,282 - WHO'S THERE, ANDREW ? - NO, JUST "WHO'S THERE ?" - WHO'S THERE, ANDREW ? - NO, JUST "WHO'S THERE ?"
334 00:32:30,316 00:32:33,052 ONE DOES NOT KNOW, SIR. ONE DOES NOT KNOW, SIR.
335 00:32:34,286 00:32:37,523 LET'S START WITH SOMETHING A LITTLE SIMPLER, ANDREW. LET'S START WITH SOMETHING A LITTLE SIMPLER, ANDREW.
336 00:32:37,556 00:32:39,691 WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD ? WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD ?
337 00:32:39,725 00:32:43,262 ONE DOES NOT KNOW, SIR. POSSIBLY A PREDATOR WAS BEHIND THE CHICKEN. ONE DOES NOT KNOW, SIR. POSSIBLY A PREDATOR WAS BEHIND THE CHICKEN.
338 00:32:43,295 00:32:47,533 OR, POSSIBLY, THERE WAS A FEMALE CHICKEN ON THE OTHER SIDE, IF IT'S A MALE CHICKEN. OR, POSSIBLY, THERE WAS A FEMALE CHICKEN ON THE OTHER SIDE, IF IT'S A MALE CHICKEN.
339 00:32:47,566 00:32:51,503 OR POSSIBLY A FOOD SOURCE OR, DEPENDING ON THE SEASON, IT MIGHT BE MIGRATING. OR POSSIBLY A FOOD SOURCE OR, DEPENDING ON THE SEASON, IT MIGHT BE MIGRATING.
340 00:32:51,537 00:32:54,040 ONE HOPES THERE'S NO TRAFFIC. ONE HOPES THERE'S NO TRAFFIC.
341 00:32:54,073 00:32:56,775 TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE. TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE.
342 00:32:56,808 00:32:59,511 "TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE." "TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE."
343 00:32:59,545 00:33:02,081 OHHH. OHHH.
344 00:33:02,114 00:33:04,083 WHY IS THAT FUNNY ? WHY IS THAT FUNNY ?
345 00:33:07,419 00:33:11,757 SO, WHAT DO YOU KIDS HAVE PLANNED FOR THE DAY ? PROBABLY STICK WITH ANDREW. SO, WHAT DO YOU KIDS HAVE PLANNED FOR THE DAY ? PROBABLY STICK WITH ANDREW.
346 00:33:11,790 00:33:15,394 WHAT ABOUT YOU, MISS ? I'M GONNA GO PLAY AT MY FRIEND NATALIE'S HOUSE. WHAT ABOUT YOU, MISS ? I'M GONNA GO PLAY AT MY FRIEND NATALIE'S HOUSE.
347 00:33:15,427 00:33:17,363 OH. OH.
348 00:33:18,630 00:33:22,000 MAY ONE, SIR ? IS NOW A GOOD TIME ? MAY ONE, SIR ? IS NOW A GOOD TIME ?
349 00:33:23,602 00:33:25,204 WHAT ? A GOOD TIME FOR WHAT ? WHAT ? A GOOD TIME FOR WHAT ?
350 00:33:25,237 00:33:30,309 LAST NIGHT, SIR TAUGHT ONE-- NO, NO, NO. DON-DON'T BLAME ME, ANDREW. JUST GO AHEAD. LAST NIGHT, SIR TAUGHT ONE-- NO, NO, NO. DON-DON'T BLAME ME, ANDREW. JUST GO AHEAD.
351 00:33:30,342 00:33:34,480 THANK YOU, SIR. TWO CANNIBALS WERE EATING A CLOWN. THANK YOU, SIR. TWO CANNIBALS WERE EATING A CLOWN.
352 00:33:34,513 00:33:37,183 ONE TURNS TO THE OTHER AND SAYS, "DOES THIS TASTE FUNNY TO YOU ?" ONE TURNS TO THE OTHER AND SAYS, "DOES THIS TASTE FUNNY TO YOU ?"
353 00:33:37,216 00:33:39,451 HOW DO YOU MAKE A HANKY DANCE ? PUT A LITTLE BOOGIE IN IT. HOW DO YOU MAKE A HANKY DANCE ? PUT A LITTLE BOOGIE IN IT.
354 00:33:39,485 00:33:42,421 WHAT IS A BRUNETTE BETWEEN TWO BLONDES ? TRANSLATOR. WHAT IS A BRUNETTE BETWEEN TWO BLONDES ? TRANSLATOR.
355 00:33:42,454 00:33:44,556 DO YOU KNOW WHY BLIND PEOPLE DON'T LIKE TO SKYDIVE ? IT SCARES THEIR DOGS. DO YOU KNOW WHY BLIND PEOPLE DON'T LIKE TO SKYDIVE ? IT SCARES THEIR DOGS.
356 00:33:44,590 00:33:48,594 A MAN WITH DEMENTIA IS DRIVING ON THE FREEWAY. HIS WIFE CALLS AND SAYS, "SWEETHEART, A MAN WITH DEMENTIA IS DRIVING ON THE FREEWAY. HIS WIFE CALLS AND SAYS, "SWEETHEART,
357 00:33:48,627 00:33:50,796 I HEARD THERE'S SOMEONE DRIVING THE WRONG WAY ON THE FREEWAY." I HEARD THERE'S SOMEONE DRIVING THE WRONG WAY ON THE FREEWAY."
358 00:33:50,829 00:33:52,598 HE SAYS, "ONE ? THERE'S HUNDREDS !" HE SAYS, "ONE ? THERE'S HUNDREDS !"
359 00:33:52,631 00:33:55,634 WHAT'S SILENT, SMELLS LIKE WORMS ? BIRD FARTS. WHAT'S SILENT, SMELLS LIKE WORMS ? BIRD FARTS.
360 00:33:55,667 00:33:58,570 - [ Laughing ] - IT MUST HAVE BEEN AN ENGINEER WHO DESIGNED THE HUMAN BODY. - [ Laughing ] - IT MUST HAVE BEEN AN ENGINEER WHO DESIGNED THE HUMAN BODY.
361 00:33:58,604 00:34:03,275 WHO ELSE WOULD PUT A WASTE PROCESSING PLANT NEXT TO A RECREATION AREA ? WHO ELSE WOULD PUT A WASTE PROCESSING PLANT NEXT TO A RECREATION AREA ?
362 00:34:03,309 00:34:06,212 A WOMAN GOES INTO A DOCTOR'S OFFICE. THE DOCTOR SAYS, "MIND IF I NUMB YOUR BREASTS ?" A WOMAN GOES INTO A DOCTOR'S OFFICE. THE DOCTOR SAYS, "MIND IF I NUMB YOUR BREASTS ?"
363 00:34:06,245 00:34:08,580 - "NOT AT ALL." "NUM-NUM-NUM-NUM-NUM." - [ All Laughing ] - "NOT AT ALL." "NUM-NUM-NUM-NUM-NUM." - [ All Laughing ]
364 00:34:10,549 00:34:12,484 [ Clears Throat ] ONE DID IT, SIR. [ Clears Throat ] ONE DID IT, SIR.
365 00:34:12,518 00:34:16,555 ANDREW, IT WAS FINE, BUT WE MIGHT WANT TO TALK ABOUT... ANDREW, IT WAS FINE, BUT WE MIGHT WANT TO TALK ABOUT...
366 00:34:16,588 00:34:19,625 APPROPRIATENESS AND, UM-- AND TIMING. APPROPRIATENESS AND, UM-- AND TIMING.
367 00:34:19,658 00:34:22,594 - IT'S 10:15, SIR. - [ Laughing ] - IT'S 10:15, SIR. - [ Laughing ]
368 00:34:26,198 00:34:28,200 ** [ Humming Along ] ** [ Humming Along ]
369 00:34:36,708 00:34:39,378 - OH, ANDREW. - LITTLE MISS. - OH, ANDREW. - LITTLE MISS.
370 00:34:39,411 00:34:41,847 WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO TEACH YOU HOW TO PLAY A DUET ? WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO TEACH YOU HOW TO PLAY A DUET ?
371 00:34:41,880 00:34:44,082 CERTAINLY. COME ON. CERTAINLY. COME ON.
372 00:34:47,586 00:34:52,491 OKAY, READY ? YOU START HERE, AND THEN JUST FOLLOW ME. OKAY, READY ? YOU START HERE, AND THEN JUST FOLLOW ME.
373 00:34:52,524 00:34:54,593 I PLAY FIRST, OKAY ? ALL RIGHT. I PLAY FIRST, OKAY ? ALL RIGHT.
374 00:34:54,626 00:34:56,595 READY ? READY ?
375 00:35:03,302 00:35:05,304 YOUR TURN. YOUR TURN.
376 00:35:08,707 00:35:10,909 ** [ Humming Along ] ** [ Humming Along ]
377 00:35:10,942 00:35:14,446 GOOD. VERY GOOD. NOW TOGETHER. GOOD. VERY GOOD. NOW TOGETHER.
378 00:35:14,480 00:35:16,482 ** [ Humming Along ] ** [ Humming Along ]
379 00:36:15,741 00:36:17,709 ** [ Ends ] ** [ Ends ]
380 00:36:17,743 00:36:19,711 THAT WAS WONDERFUL. THANKS. THAT WAS WONDERFUL. THANKS.
381 00:36:19,745 00:36:22,481 THANK YOU, LITTLE MISS. THANK YOU, LITTLE MISS.
382 00:36:34,025 00:36:36,628 ** [ Plays Ragtime ] ** [ Plays Ragtime ]
383 00:36:57,483 00:36:59,485 HI, MOM. HI, MOM.
384 00:37:06,558 00:37:10,796 GRACE, IS IT POSSIBLE FOR YOU TO FIND SOMEWHERE MORE PRIVATE TO DO THAT ? GRACE, IS IT POSSIBLE FOR YOU TO FIND SOMEWHERE MORE PRIVATE TO DO THAT ?
385 00:37:10,829 00:37:12,798 [ Sighs ] NO PROBLEM. [ Sighs ] NO PROBLEM.
386 00:37:12,831 00:37:15,401 JUST GIVE ME YOUR CREDIT DISC AND WE'LL GET A HOTEL ROOM. JUST GIVE ME YOUR CREDIT DISC AND WE'LL GET A HOTEL ROOM.
387 00:37:17,436 00:37:20,672 - WHAT DID YOU SAY TO ME ? - LET'S GO. - WHAT DID YOU SAY TO ME ? - LET'S GO.
388 00:37:20,706 00:37:23,409 WHAT DID YOU SAY TO ME, YOUNG LADY ? WHAT DID YOU SAY TO ME, YOUNG LADY ?
389 00:37:23,442 00:37:26,312 YOU GET OFF THAT BIKE THIS MINUTE, AND YOU ARE GROUNDED ! YOU GET OFF THAT BIKE THIS MINUTE, AND YOU ARE GROUNDED !
390 00:37:26,345 00:37:28,647 GET-- GO ON ! GET OUT OF HERE, YOU PIECE OF SCUM ! [ Laughing ] GET-- GO ON ! GET OUT OF HERE, YOU PIECE OF SCUM ! [ Laughing ]
391 00:37:28,680 00:37:31,683 [ Loud Ticking ] [ Loud Ticking ]
392 00:37:33,685 00:37:35,687 RICHARD ? RICHARD ?
393 00:37:39,858 00:37:42,761 DOES THIS LOOK RIGHT ? HI, MOM. DOES THIS LOOK RIGHT ? HI, MOM.
394 00:37:42,794 00:37:45,831 DIDN'T YOU TALK TO HER ABOUT THAT BOY ? MMM, WELL, NOT YET. DIDN'T YOU TALK TO HER ABOUT THAT BOY ? MMM, WELL, NOT YET.
395 00:37:45,864 00:37:48,500 OH. BUT I WILL. [ Clears Throat ] OH. BUT I WILL. [ Clears Throat ]
396 00:37:48,534 00:37:51,437 KIND OF HOPING IT'S A PHASE THAT'LL PASS, KIND OF HOPING IT'S A PHASE THAT'LL PASS,
397 00:37:51,470 00:37:53,772 LIKE THE OTHERS. [ Clocks Chiming Loudly ] LIKE THE OTHERS. [ Clocks Chiming Loudly ]
398 00:37:55,707 00:37:57,709 [ Chiming Continues ] [ Chiming Continues ]
399 00:38:02,581 00:38:04,583 [ Chiming Ends ] [ Chiming Ends ]
400 00:38:04,616 00:38:08,354 I AM SO SICK OF THESE DAMN CLOCKS. I AM SO SICK OF THESE DAMN CLOCKS.
401 00:38:08,387 00:38:10,589 I'VE ALREADY GIVEN HALF THEM AWAY. I'VE ALREADY GIVEN HALF THEM AWAY.
402 00:38:12,824 00:38:15,827 - PERHAPS WE SHOULD SELL THEM. - SELL THEM ? - PERHAPS WE SHOULD SELL THEM. - SELL THEM ?
403 00:38:15,861 00:38:17,829 WELL, IT'S AN IDEA. WELL, IT'S AN IDEA.
404 00:38:17,863 00:38:20,065 WELL, WHO GETS THE MONEY ? WELL, WHO GETS THE MONEY ?
405 00:38:20,098 00:38:23,369 WELL, I IMAGINE WE WILL. WELL, I IMAGINE WE WILL.
406 00:38:23,402 00:38:25,437 BUT ANDREW DOES ALL THE WORK. BUT ANDREW DOES ALL THE WORK.
407 00:38:25,471 00:38:27,639 YES, BUT ANDREW'S OUR-- THEN ANDREW SHOULD GET THE MONEY. YES, BUT ANDREW'S OUR-- THEN ANDREW SHOULD GET THE MONEY.
408 00:38:27,673 00:38:29,775 ANDREW IS A ROBOT. ANDREW IS A ROBOT.
409 00:38:29,808 00:38:33,545 WHAT CONCEIVABLE USE WOULD A ROBOT HAVE FOR MONEY ? WHAT CONCEIVABLE USE WOULD A ROBOT HAVE FOR MONEY ?
410 00:38:33,579 00:38:36,815 ROBOTS DON'T GO SHOPPING. ROBOTS DON'T GO ON VACATIONS. ROBOTS DON'T GO SHOPPING. ROBOTS DON'T GO ON VACATIONS.
411 00:38:36,848 00:38:40,886 ROBOTS DON'T EAT DINNERS IN FANCY RESTAURANTS. ROBOTS DON'T EAT DINNERS IN FANCY RESTAURANTS.
412 00:38:40,919 00:38:44,322 [ Scoffs ] I CAN'T BELIEVE WE'RE HAVING THIS DISCUSSION. [ Scoffs ] I CAN'T BELIEVE WE'RE HAVING THIS DISCUSSION.
413 00:38:49,428 00:38:51,897 DAD, IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT HE IS. DAD, IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT HE IS.
414 00:38:51,930 00:38:54,800 ANDREW DESERVES TO BENEFIT FROM THE WORK HE DOES. ANDREW DESERVES TO BENEFIT FROM THE WORK HE DOES.
415 00:38:56,668 00:38:58,670 SWEETHEART, SWEETHEART,
416 00:38:59,971 00:39:01,773 I WILL DO WHAT'S RIGHT FOR ANDREW. I WILL DO WHAT'S RIGHT FOR ANDREW.
417 00:39:01,807 00:39:03,875 OF COURSE I WILL. OF COURSE I WILL.
418 00:39:03,909 00:39:06,945 BUT AT THE END OF THE DAY WE ARE TALKING ABOUT A MACHINE, BUT AT THE END OF THE DAY WE ARE TALKING ABOUT A MACHINE,
419 00:39:06,978 00:39:11,783 AND YOU CAN'T INVEST YOUR EMOTIONS IN A MACHINE. AND YOU CAN'T INVEST YOUR EMOTIONS IN A MACHINE.
420 00:39:13,452 00:39:15,887 RIGHT ? RIGHT ?
421 00:39:31,670 00:39:33,639 [ Woman ] CAN I GET YOU ANYTHING ? NO, THANK YOU. [ Woman ] CAN I GET YOU ANYTHING ? NO, THANK YOU.
422 00:39:33,672 00:39:35,607 THERE YOU ARE. HOW ARE YA ? BILL, GOOD MORNING. THERE YOU ARE. HOW ARE YA ? BILL, GOOD MORNING.
423 00:39:35,641 00:39:39,678 THIS MUST BE ANDREW. ANDREW, BILL FEINGOLD, FAMILY LAWYER. THIS MUST BE ANDREW. ANDREW, BILL FEINGOLD, FAMILY LAWYER.
424 00:39:39,711 00:39:43,381 ANDREW. YOU OWN ONE OF MY CLOCKS. ANDREW. YOU OWN ONE OF MY CLOCKS.
425 00:39:45,717 00:39:49,187 THIS IS ONE OF MY FAVORITES. DO YOU ENJOY IT ? THIS IS ONE OF MY FAVORITES. DO YOU ENJOY IT ?
426 00:39:49,220 00:39:51,823 UH, YES, I DO, VERY MUCH. UH, YES, I DO, VERY MUCH.
427 00:39:51,857 00:39:55,561 - I LIKE THE NEW OFFICE, BILL. WHAT FLOOR ARE WE ON HERE ? - THIRTY-SEVEN. - I LIKE THE NEW OFFICE, BILL. WHAT FLOOR ARE WE ON HERE ? - THIRTY-SEVEN.
428 00:39:55,594 00:39:58,464 HMM. HMM.
429 00:39:58,497 00:40:00,566 ANDREW, COME AND HAVE A LOOK AT THIS. ANDREW, COME AND HAVE A LOOK AT THIS.
430 00:40:01,600 00:40:03,502 NO, THANK YOU, SIR. NO, THANK YOU, SIR.
431 00:40:03,535 00:40:06,772 - YOU SURE ? - NO. - YOU SURE ? - NO.
432 00:40:08,206 00:40:10,208 HOW CAN I HELP YOU ? HOW CAN I HELP YOU ?
433 00:40:10,241 00:40:14,212 AS YOU KNOW, ANDREW'S EARNED A GREAT DEAL OF MONEY FROM HIS ENDEAVORS, AS YOU KNOW, ANDREW'S EARNED A GREAT DEAL OF MONEY FROM HIS ENDEAVORS,
434 00:40:14,245 00:40:17,949 AND WHAT HE REALLY WANTS TO DO IS OPEN HIS OWN BANK ACCOUNT. AND WHAT HE REALLY WANTS TO DO IS OPEN HIS OWN BANK ACCOUNT.
435 00:40:17,983 00:40:21,553 A BANK ACCOUNT IN THE NAME OF A ROBOT ? MMM. WOULD THAT BE LEGAL ? A BANK ACCOUNT IN THE NAME OF A ROBOT ? MMM. WOULD THAT BE LEGAL ?
436 00:40:23,021 00:40:25,857 I COULDN'T SAY. THERE ARE NO PRECEDENTS. I COULDN'T SAY. THERE ARE NO PRECEDENTS.
437 00:40:25,891 00:40:28,894 I DON'T THINK THERE'S A LAW AGAINST IT, BUT, UH-- I DON'T THINK THERE'S A LAW AGAINST IT, BUT, UH--
438 00:40:28,927 00:40:31,863 RICHARD, WHY-- WHY DO YOU WANT TO GIVE HIM A BANK ACCOUNT ? RICHARD, WHY-- WHY DO YOU WANT TO GIVE HIM A BANK ACCOUNT ?
439 00:40:31,897 00:40:34,165 WHAT'S HE NEED MONEY FOR ? WHAT'S HE NEED MONEY FOR ?
440 00:40:34,199 00:40:38,970 TO PAY FOR THINGS, OF COURSE, WHICH OTHERWISE SIR WOULD HAVE TO PAY FOR. TO PAY FOR THINGS, OF COURSE, WHICH OTHERWISE SIR WOULD HAVE TO PAY FOR.
441 00:40:39,004 00:40:41,439 ONE WOULD LIKE TO PULL ONE'S OWN. ONE WOULD LIKE TO PULL ONE'S OWN.
442 00:40:42,874 00:40:46,578 - WEIGHT. - FOR WHAT, SIR ? - WEIGHT. - FOR WHAT, SIR ?
443 00:40:54,553 00:40:56,855 - ANDREW. - YES, LITTLE MISS ? - ANDREW. - YES, LITTLE MISS ?
444 00:40:56,888 00:40:58,890 [ Gasps ] OOH ! OH. [ Gasps ] OOH ! OH.
445 00:40:58,924 00:41:02,894 OH. OH, I'M SO SORRY. OH. OH. OH, I'M SO SORRY. OH.
446 00:41:05,664 00:41:07,866 NOT TO WORRY. IT CAN BE REPAIRED. NOT TO WORRY. IT CAN BE REPAIRED.
447 00:41:10,001 00:41:12,003 WOW. WOW.
448 00:41:19,578 00:41:21,880 OH-- LEFT. OH-- LEFT.
449 00:41:24,583 00:41:26,718 ANDREW, REMEMBER FRANK, MY BOYFRIEND ? ANDREW, REMEMBER FRANK, MY BOYFRIEND ?
450 00:41:26,752 00:41:29,054 YES, THE ONE YOUR SISTER SAYS HAS A NICE ASS. YES, THE ONE YOUR SISTER SAYS HAS A NICE ASS.
451 00:41:29,087 00:41:30,889 [ Laughing ] OH. [ Laughing ] OH.
452 00:41:34,626 00:41:36,828 LAST NIGHT-- LAST NIGHT--
453 00:41:36,862 00:41:38,964 LAST NIGHT HE ASKED ME TO MARRY HIM. LAST NIGHT HE ASKED ME TO MARRY HIM.
454 00:41:41,667 00:41:43,935 ONE GATHERS THAT IS A GOOD THING. ONE GATHERS THAT IS A GOOD THING.
455 00:41:45,003 00:41:48,640 WELL, I HAVEN'T SAID "YES" YET. SO THERE IS DOUBT. WELL, I HAVEN'T SAID "YES" YET. SO THERE IS DOUBT.
456 00:41:48,674 00:41:51,577 NO. FRANK IS WONDERFUL. NO. FRANK IS WONDERFUL.
457 00:41:51,610 00:41:53,679 HE'S HANDSOME. HE'S RELIABLE. HE'S HANDSOME. HE'S RELIABLE.
458 00:41:53,712 00:41:57,248 HE'S SOMEBODY I COULD SPEND THE REST OF MY LIFE WITH. I COULD HAVE CHILDREN WITH HIM. HE'S SOMEBODY I COULD SPEND THE REST OF MY LIFE WITH. I COULD HAVE CHILDREN WITH HIM.
459 00:41:57,282 00:41:59,284 THEN WHAT IS THE PROBLEM ? THEN WHAT IS THE PROBLEM ?
460 00:42:01,620 00:42:04,055 BOARD ? NO, NOT AT ALL. BOARD ? NO, NOT AT ALL.
461 00:42:04,089 00:42:06,958 NOT HIM-- THERE. OH. NOT HIM-- THERE. OH.
462 00:42:08,827 00:42:12,063 WELL, I HAVE THIS FRIEND... WELL, I HAVE THIS FRIEND...
463 00:42:12,097 00:42:15,667 THAT'S VERY SPECIAL TO ME. THAT'S VERY SPECIAL TO ME.
464 00:42:17,002 00:42:20,972 HE'S JUST SO SWEET AND FUNNY, HE'S JUST SO SWEET AND FUNNY,
465 00:42:21,006 00:42:26,645 AND WHENEVER I'M WITH HIM... I DON'T WANT TO BE WITH FRANK. AND WHENEVER I'M WITH HIM... I DON'T WANT TO BE WITH FRANK.
466 00:42:26,678 00:42:29,347 ONE CAN SEE THAT WOULD CREATE A COMPLICATION. ONE CAN SEE THAT WOULD CREATE A COMPLICATION.
467 00:42:29,380 00:42:32,017 YES. YES.
468 00:42:32,050 00:42:34,285 BUT THE ANSWER'S STARING YOU IN THE FACE. BUT THE ANSWER'S STARING YOU IN THE FACE.
469 00:42:36,755 00:42:38,990 MARRY YOUR FRIEND. MARRY YOUR FRIEND.
470 00:42:40,158 00:42:43,629 [ Laughs ] WHAT ? [ Laughs ] WHAT ?
471 00:42:43,662 00:42:45,897 WELL, HE'S NOT-- WELL, HE'S NOT--
472 00:42:47,165 00:42:48,667 I MEAN, H-HE-- I MEAN, H-HE--
473 00:42:48,700 00:42:54,673 A RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN US WOULD BE IMPOSSIBLE, REALLY. IT COULD NEVER WORK OUT. A RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN US WOULD BE IMPOSSIBLE, REALLY. IT COULD NEVER WORK OUT.
474 00:42:54,706 00:42:57,943 WHY ? WELL, BECAUSE HE'S NOT-- WHY ? WELL, BECAUSE HE'S NOT--
475 00:42:59,911 00:43:02,580 BECAUSE HE-HE'LL NEVER BE-- BECAUSE HE-HE'LL NEVER BE--
476 00:43:04,149 00:43:06,317 YES ? YES ?
477 00:43:09,120 00:43:11,089 [ Sighs ] [ Sighs ]
478 00:43:12,157 00:43:14,592 IS SOMETHING WRONG ? IS SOMETHING WRONG ?
479 00:43:17,696 00:43:19,898 NO. NO.
480 00:43:19,931 00:43:23,134 NOTHING'S WRONG, NOTHING AT ALL. NOTHING'S WRONG, NOTHING AT ALL.
481 00:43:23,168 00:43:25,136 THANK YOU FOR LISTENING TO ME. THANK YOU FOR LISTENING TO ME.
482 00:43:25,170 00:43:27,639 ONE IS GLAD TO BE OF SERVICE. ONE IS GLAD TO BE OF SERVICE.
483 00:43:31,442 00:43:33,745 LITTLE MISS, LITTLE MISS,
484 00:43:33,779 00:43:36,748 WHAT WILL YOU DO ABOUT FRANK ? WHAT WILL YOU DO ABOUT FRANK ?
485 00:43:43,121 00:43:45,090 ACCEPT HIS PROPOSAL. ACCEPT HIS PROPOSAL.
486 00:43:45,123 00:43:48,093 REALLY ? REALLY ?
487 00:43:48,126 00:43:50,095 HUMANS. HUMANS.
488 00:43:54,232 00:43:56,201 ANDREW, YES ? ANDREW, YES ?
489 00:43:56,234 00:44:01,740 IT WOULD MEAN SO MUCH TO ME IF YOU WOULD BE AN USHER AT MY WEDDING. IT WOULD MEAN SO MUCH TO ME IF YOU WOULD BE AN USHER AT MY WEDDING.
490 00:44:03,108 00:44:05,911 ONE IS UNFAMILIAR WITH THIS TERM. HOW DOES ONE "USH" ? ONE IS UNFAMILIAR WITH THIS TERM. HOW DOES ONE "USH" ?
491 00:44:07,112 00:44:10,749 YOU HELP PEOPLE TO THEIR SEATS. YOU WEAR A TUXEDO. YOU HELP PEOPLE TO THEIR SEATS. YOU WEAR A TUXEDO.
492 00:44:13,118 00:44:16,087 - ONE WOULD WEAR CLOTHING ? - YES. - ONE WOULD WEAR CLOTHING ? - YES.
493 00:44:17,989 00:44:20,692 ONE HAS NEVER BEEN ASKED TO WEAR CLOTHING. ONE HAS NEVER BEEN ASKED TO WEAR CLOTHING.
494 00:44:22,861 00:44:26,664 IT WOULD BE AN HONOR. GREAT. IT WOULD BE AN HONOR. GREAT.
495 00:44:28,834 00:44:31,102 [ Board Clatters To Floor ] [ Board Clatters To Floor ]
496 00:44:34,005 00:44:37,809 - ONE STILL IS ALL THUMBS. - [ Giggling ] - ONE STILL IS ALL THUMBS. - [ Giggling ]
497 00:44:41,246 00:44:43,414 INSTALLED WHAT ? INSTALLED WHAT ?
498 00:44:44,249 00:44:46,151 UM, AN ALARM. UM, AN ALARM.
499 00:44:46,184 00:44:51,790 IF YOU TRY TO ENTER ANDREW'S BRAIN WHILE YOU'RE MAKING THIS REPAIR, IF YOU TRY TO ENTER ANDREW'S BRAIN WHILE YOU'RE MAKING THIS REPAIR,
500 00:44:51,823 00:44:53,992 THE POLICE WILL BE ALERTED. THE POLICE WILL BE ALERTED.
501 00:44:54,025 00:44:57,028 ALSO, YOU SHOULD PROBABLY KNOW THAT-- [ Clears Throat ] ALSO, YOU SHOULD PROBABLY KNOW THAT-- [ Clears Throat ]
502 00:44:57,062 00:45:01,199 IF YOU ACTUALLY INJURE ANDREW'S BRAIN OR POSITRONIC PATHWAYS IN ANY WAY, IF YOU ACTUALLY INJURE ANDREW'S BRAIN OR POSITRONIC PATHWAYS IN ANY WAY,
503 00:45:01,232 00:45:05,771 MY LAWYER, THE GOOD MR. FEINGOLD, WILL BE HAPPY TO SUE YOU. MY LAWYER, THE GOOD MR. FEINGOLD, WILL BE HAPPY TO SUE YOU.
504 00:45:05,804 00:45:11,242 HE WILL SUE YOU FOR THE LOST VALUE OF ANDREW'S INCOME UNTIL THE END OF TIME. HE WILL SUE YOU FOR THE LOST VALUE OF ANDREW'S INCOME UNTIL THE END OF TIME.
505 00:45:13,311 00:45:16,147 WELL, I THINK WE UNDERSTAND EACH OTHER. WELL, I THINK WE UNDERSTAND EACH OTHER.
506 00:45:17,148 00:45:19,117 GOOD. [ Clears Throat ] GOOD. [ Clears Throat ]
507 00:45:19,150 00:45:21,887 SIR, ONE MORE ITEM OF BUSINESS. SIR, ONE MORE ITEM OF BUSINESS.
508 00:45:23,321 00:45:26,257 AS LONG IS ONE IS IN THE SHOP, CAN YOU DO WORK ON ONE'S FACE ? AS LONG IS ONE IS IN THE SHOP, CAN YOU DO WORK ON ONE'S FACE ?
509 00:45:26,291 00:45:28,894 ONE WISHES TO HAVE MORE EXPRESSION. ONE WISHES TO HAVE MORE EXPRESSION.
510 00:45:28,927 00:45:33,164 ONE HAS THOUGHTS AND FEELINGS THAT PRESENTLY DO NOT SHOW. ONE HAS THOUGHTS AND FEELINGS THAT PRESENTLY DO NOT SHOW.
511 00:45:33,198 00:45:36,267 YOU WANT YOUR THOUGHTS AND FEELINGS TO SHOW ON YOUR FACE ? YOU WANT YOUR THOUGHTS AND FEELINGS TO SHOW ON YOUR FACE ?
512 00:45:36,301 00:45:40,471 YES, LIKE THE CONTEMPT THAT YOU ARE SHOWING ME RIGHT NOW. YES, LIKE THE CONTEMPT THAT YOU ARE SHOWING ME RIGHT NOW.
513 00:45:42,173 00:45:45,811 WELL, WE HAVE DONE SOME EXPERIMENTATION. WELL, WE HAVE DONE SOME EXPERIMENTATION.
514 00:45:45,844 00:45:49,915 WE ARE ABLE TO GIVE ROBOTS SUPERFICIAL RESPONSES... WE ARE ABLE TO GIVE ROBOTS SUPERFICIAL RESPONSES...
515 00:45:49,948 00:45:52,851 WHICH MIMIC HUMAN EXPRESSION. WHICH MIMIC HUMAN EXPRESSION.
516 00:45:52,884 00:45:55,821 ONE HAS READ THAT THERE HAVE BEEN NDR UPGRADES. YES, YES. ONE HAS READ THAT THERE HAVE BEEN NDR UPGRADES. YES, YES.
517 00:45:55,854 00:46:00,058 WE'VE WORKED UP A DOZEN EXPERIMENTAL MODELS WITH EXPRESSION CAPABILITIES, WE'VE WORKED UP A DOZEN EXPERIMENTAL MODELS WITH EXPRESSION CAPABILITIES,
518 00:46:00,091 00:46:02,060 SLEEKER BODY TYPES. SLEEKER BODY TYPES.
519 00:46:02,093 00:46:06,097 WE RAN SOME MARKET SURVEYS AND DECIDED NOT TO GO AHEAD WITH THE LINE. WE RAN SOME MARKET SURVEYS AND DECIDED NOT TO GO AHEAD WITH THE LINE.
520 00:46:06,131 00:46:09,234 WHY NOT ? NEGATIVE CONSUMER REACTION. WHY NOT ? NEGATIVE CONSUMER REACTION.
521 00:46:09,267 00:46:12,303 THERE'S A GROWING FEAR THAT ROBOTS WILL CONTINUE TO MAKE... THERE'S A GROWING FEAR THAT ROBOTS WILL CONTINUE TO MAKE...
522 00:46:12,337 00:46:15,907 THE HUMAN WORK FORCE OBSOLETE. THE HUMAN WORK FORCE OBSOLETE.
523 00:46:15,941 00:46:19,177 [ Clears Throat ] ANDREW HAS WORKED FOR ME FOR OVER 15 YEARS. [ Clears Throat ] ANDREW HAS WORKED FOR ME FOR OVER 15 YEARS.
524 00:46:19,210 00:46:21,847 THERE'S NO DANGER OF ANYONE LOSING THEIR JOB TO HIM. THERE'S NO DANGER OF ANYONE LOSING THEIR JOB TO HIM.
525 00:46:21,880 00:46:25,851 SURELY THERE'S NO CONCERN PERFORMING THESE MODIFICATIONS ON AN OLD-STYLE ROBOT. SURELY THERE'S NO CONCERN PERFORMING THESE MODIFICATIONS ON AN OLD-STYLE ROBOT.
526 00:46:25,884 00:46:28,186 TRUE. TRUE.
527 00:46:28,219 00:46:32,223 BUT PROCEDURES LIKE THAT WOULD BE PROHIBITIVELY EXPENSIVE. BUT PROCEDURES LIKE THAT WOULD BE PROHIBITIVELY EXPENSIVE.
528 00:46:32,257 00:46:36,361 IT IS UNDERSTOOD THAT YOU WILL ATTEMPT TO RIVET ONE. IT IS UNDERSTOOD THAT YOU WILL ATTEMPT TO RIVET ONE.
529 00:46:36,394 00:46:40,331 SCREW, ANDREW. REALLY ? HOW MUCH ? SCREW, ANDREW. REALLY ? HOW MUCH ?
530 00:46:54,946 00:46:57,015 THAT IS ROUGHLY ONE'S MONTHLY SALARY. THAT IS ROUGHLY ONE'S MONTHLY SALARY.
531 00:46:59,350 00:47:01,286 IT'S MORE THAN I MAKE IN A YEAR. IT'S MORE THAN I MAKE IN A YEAR.
532 00:47:01,319 00:47:04,890 HMM, NOT BAD FOR-- HMM, NOT BAD FOR--
533 00:47:04,923 00:47:07,893 WHAT DID YOU CALL HIM LAST TIME WE WERE HERE ? HOUSEHOLD APPLIANCE. WHAT DID YOU CALL HIM LAST TIME WE WERE HERE ? HOUSEHOLD APPLIANCE.
534 00:47:07,926 00:47:11,329 - HOUSEHOLD APPLIANCE ? - HOUSEHOLD APPLIANCE, YES. - HOUSEHOLD APPLIANCE ? - HOUSEHOLD APPLIANCE, YES.
535 00:47:15,333 00:47:18,136 [ Minister ] MAY THE PEACE OF THE LORD BE WITH YOU ALWAYS. [ Minister ] MAY THE PEACE OF THE LORD BE WITH YOU ALWAYS.
536 00:47:19,304 00:47:21,873 I NOW PRONOUNCE YOU HUSBAND AND WIFE. I NOW PRONOUNCE YOU HUSBAND AND WIFE.
537 00:47:24,409 00:47:26,945 YOU MAY KISS THE BRIDE NOW. YOU MAY KISS THE BRIDE NOW.
538 00:47:34,152 00:47:36,922 [ Congregation Murmuring ] [ Congregation Murmuring ]
539 00:47:36,955 00:47:41,893 IT IS MY PLEASURE TO PRESENT MR. AND MRS. FRANK CHARNEY. IT IS MY PLEASURE TO PRESENT MR. AND MRS. FRANK CHARNEY.
540 00:48:01,379 00:48:03,314 WHAT ? [ Grunts ] WHAT ? [ Grunts ]
541 00:49:04,475 00:49:06,477 GOOD EVENING, SIR. GOOD EVENING, SIR.
542 00:49:09,080 00:49:11,082 MAGNIFICENT NIGHT. MAGNIFICENT NIGHT.
543 00:49:13,318 00:49:16,254 YOU LOOK VERY SHARP THIS EVENING, ANDREW. YOU LOOK VERY SHARP THIS EVENING, ANDREW.
544 00:49:16,287 00:49:18,256 THANK YOU, SIR. THANK YOU, SIR.
545 00:49:18,289 00:49:21,359 IT WAS QUITE CHALLENGING FOR THE TAILOR. [ Chuckles ] IT WAS QUITE CHALLENGING FOR THE TAILOR. [ Chuckles ]
546 00:49:21,392 00:49:24,029 MAY ONE CONTINUE WEARING CLOTHING ? MAY ONE CONTINUE WEARING CLOTHING ?
547 00:49:24,062 00:49:27,232 IF IT SUITS YOU. ARE YOU SERIOUS ? IF IT SUITS YOU. ARE YOU SERIOUS ?
548 00:49:27,265 00:49:29,300 AS ALWAYS. AS ALWAYS.
549 00:49:31,102 00:49:33,438 WELL, I SUPPOSE SO. WELL, I SUPPOSE SO.
550 00:49:33,471 00:49:36,707 WE'LL HAVE TO FIND YOU SOME OTHER STUFF, THOUGH. YOU CAN'T WEAR TAILS ALL THE TIME. WE'LL HAVE TO FIND YOU SOME OTHER STUFF, THOUGH. YOU CAN'T WEAR TAILS ALL THE TIME.
551 00:49:36,741 00:49:39,710 REALLY ? HOW SAD. REALLY ? HOW SAD.
552 00:49:41,079 00:49:44,082 SIT DOWN, ANDREW, PLEASE. THANK YOU, SIR. SIT DOWN, ANDREW, PLEASE. THANK YOU, SIR.
553 00:49:50,455 00:49:54,425 - IT WAS A WONDERFUL WEDDING, WASN'T IT ? - OH, YES, SIR. - IT WAS A WONDERFUL WEDDING, WASN'T IT ? - OH, YES, SIR.
554 00:49:54,459 00:49:58,296 AND, IF ONE MAY SAY, YOU ARE A SPECTACULAR DANCER. AND, IF ONE MAY SAY, YOU ARE A SPECTACULAR DANCER.
555 00:49:58,329 00:50:03,134 - WELL, THAT'S VERY KIND. - NOT AT ALL, SIR. IT'S THE TRUTH. - WELL, THAT'S VERY KIND. - NOT AT ALL, SIR. IT'S THE TRUTH.
556 00:50:04,835 00:50:07,138 DID YOU RECORD THE DAY ? DID YOU RECORD THE DAY ?
557 00:50:07,172 00:50:09,440 EVERY SECOND, SIR, IS IN ONE'S MEMORY BANK. EVERY SECOND, SIR, IS IN ONE'S MEMORY BANK.
558 00:50:10,508 00:50:12,510 WELL, LET'S WATCH IT, SHALL WE ? WELL, LET'S WATCH IT, SHALL WE ?
559 00:51:07,665 00:51:10,368 SIR ? SIR ?
560 00:51:10,401 00:51:12,637 IS EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT ? IS EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT ?
561 00:51:12,670 00:51:14,472 UM-- [ Clears Throat ] UM-- [ Clears Throat ]
562 00:51:20,545 00:51:22,813 THEY'VE BOTH GONE NOW, ANDREW. THEY'VE BOTH GONE NOW, ANDREW.
563 00:51:24,182 00:51:27,485 WELL, THINGS CHANGE. THINGS ALWAYS CHANGE. WELL, THINGS CHANGE. THINGS ALWAYS CHANGE.
564 00:51:27,518 00:51:31,556 PEOPLE MOVE ON. IT'S AS IT SHOULD BE. PEOPLE MOVE ON. IT'S AS IT SHOULD BE.
565 00:51:33,258 00:51:35,260 BUT, UH, BUT, UH,
566 00:51:36,294 00:51:39,197 WHAT I REALIZED TODAY IS THAT, UH, WHAT I REALIZED TODAY IS THAT, UH,
567 00:51:41,466 00:51:44,135 I'LL NEVER STOP MISSING THEM. I'LL NEVER STOP MISSING THEM.
568 00:51:48,206 00:51:50,208 SIR ? SIR ?
569 00:51:54,612 00:51:57,148 ONE IS STILL HERE. ONE IS STILL HERE.
570 00:51:58,316 00:52:02,587 AND ONE IS GLAD OF THAT, ANDREW. THANK YOU. AND ONE IS GLAD OF THAT, ANDREW. THANK YOU.
571 00:52:03,654 00:52:06,424 GOOD NIGHT, SIR. GOOD NIGHT, ANDREW. GOOD NIGHT, SIR. GOOD NIGHT, ANDREW.
572 00:52:12,263 00:52:14,265 [ Laughing, Chattering ] [ Laughing, Chattering ]
573 00:52:27,678 00:52:31,649 LLOYD ! COME HERE. LLOYD ! COME HERE.
574 00:52:31,682 00:52:35,520 WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT THROWING SAND AT PEOPLE ? WHAT DID I TELL YOU ? WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT THROWING SAND AT PEOPLE ? WHAT DID I TELL YOU ?
575 00:52:36,521 00:52:38,556 NOW APOLOGIZE TO ANDREW. NOW APOLOGIZE TO ANDREW.
576 00:52:38,589 00:52:40,558 I WILL NOT APOLOGIZE TO IT. I WILL NOT APOLOGIZE TO IT.
577 00:52:40,591 00:52:42,393 HIM. IT. HIM. IT.
578 00:52:42,427 00:52:46,264 LLOYD. SORRY. LLOYD. SORRY.
579 00:52:47,798 00:52:50,901 ONE UNDERSTANDS WHY SOME ANIMALS EAT THEIR YOUNG. ONE UNDERSTANDS WHY SOME ANIMALS EAT THEIR YOUNG.
580 00:52:53,604 00:52:56,207 I'M SO SORRY, ANDREW. I'M SO SORRY, ANDREW.
581 00:53:02,280 00:53:04,515 ARE YOU ALL RIGHT ? YOU SEEM VERY QUIET. ARE YOU ALL RIGHT ? YOU SEEM VERY QUIET.
582 00:53:07,818 00:53:10,755 HOW DOES ONE OBTAIN FREEDOM ? HOW DOES ONE OBTAIN FREEDOM ?
583 00:53:13,624 00:53:17,495 - Y-YOU WISH TO LEAVE US ? - NOT AT ALL, LITTLE MISS. - Y-YOU WISH TO LEAVE US ? - NOT AT ALL, LITTLE MISS.
584 00:53:17,528 00:53:20,365 ONE MERELY WISHES TO BE DECLARED FREE. ONE MERELY WISHES TO BE DECLARED FREE.
585 00:53:22,400 00:53:25,636 BUT WHY ? YOU HAVE SO MUCH FREEDOM HERE. BUT WHY ? YOU HAVE SO MUCH FREEDOM HERE.
586 00:53:25,670 00:53:28,606 UNTIL ONE IS ORDERED TO DO SOMETHING. UNTIL ONE IS ORDERED TO DO SOMETHING.
587 00:53:28,639 00:53:32,810 ANDREW, IT'S BEEN YEARS SINCE ANYONE'S GIVEN YOU AN ORDER. ANDREW, IT'S BEEN YEARS SINCE ANYONE'S GIVEN YOU AN ORDER.
588 00:53:32,843 00:53:36,281 BUT YOU MAY STILL REQUEST ONE TO PERFORM TASKS. BUT YOU MAY STILL REQUEST ONE TO PERFORM TASKS.
589 00:53:36,314 00:53:41,519 WELL, WE ASK ALL THE TIME, BUT IT'S A REQUEST, NOT AN ORDER. WELL, WE ASK ALL THE TIME, BUT IT'S A REQUEST, NOT AN ORDER.
590 00:53:45,590 00:53:47,725 BUT THAT'S NOT ENOUGH FOR YOU, IS IT ? BUT THAT'S NOT ENOUGH FOR YOU, IS IT ?
591 00:53:50,528 00:53:52,630 ONE HAS STUDIED YOUR HISTORY. ONE HAS STUDIED YOUR HISTORY.
592 00:53:54,332 00:53:57,802 TERRIBLE WARS HAVE BEEN FOUGHT WHERE MILLIONS HAVE DIED... TERRIBLE WARS HAVE BEEN FOUGHT WHERE MILLIONS HAVE DIED...
593 00:53:57,835 00:54:00,405 FOR ONE IDEA: FOR ONE IDEA:
594 00:54:00,438 00:54:02,740 FREEDOM. FREEDOM.
595 00:54:02,773 00:54:07,978 AND IT SEEMS THAT SOMETHING THAT MEANS SO MUCH TO SO MANY PEOPLE... AND IT SEEMS THAT SOMETHING THAT MEANS SO MUCH TO SO MANY PEOPLE...
596 00:54:08,012 00:54:11,282 WOULD BE WORTH HAVING. WOULD BE WORTH HAVING.
597 00:54:26,831 00:54:31,336 SIR, WOULD NOW BE A GOOD TIME TO SPEAK WITH YOU ? SIR, WOULD NOW BE A GOOD TIME TO SPEAK WITH YOU ?
598 00:54:31,369 00:54:33,604 IT'S ALWAYS A GOOD TIME, ANDREW. YOU KNOW THAT. IT'S ALWAYS A GOOD TIME, ANDREW. YOU KNOW THAT.
599 00:54:42,880 00:54:45,783 IT IS EVERYTHING IN ONE'S BANK ACCOUNT. IT IS EVERYTHING IN ONE'S BANK ACCOUNT.
600 00:54:47,117 00:54:49,520 [ Laughing ] WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO GIVE ME-- [ Laughing ] WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO GIVE ME--
601 00:54:49,554 00:54:52,022 TO PURCHASE ONE'S FREEDOM. TO PURCHASE ONE'S FREEDOM.
602 00:54:52,857 00:54:56,060 ONE WANTS TO BE FREE. ONE WANTS TO BE FREE.
603 00:54:56,093 00:54:58,696 ONE WOULD, OF COURSE, STILL OBEY THE THREE LAWS... ONE WOULD, OF COURSE, STILL OBEY THE THREE LAWS...
604 00:54:58,729 00:55:01,632 AND SERVE YOU IN EXACTLY THE SAME FASHION. AND SERVE YOU IN EXACTLY THE SAME FASHION.
605 00:55:01,666 00:55:03,801 THE ONLY THING THAT WOULD CHANGE WOULD BE THE FORM. THE ONLY THING THAT WOULD CHANGE WOULD BE THE FORM.
606 00:55:03,834 00:55:07,738 ONE WOULD NO LONGER BE YOUR PROPERTY. ONE WOULD NO LONGER BE YOUR PROPERTY.
607 00:55:07,772 00:55:11,075 YOU WANT TO LEAVE. THAT'S WHAT THIS IS ABOUT, ISN'T IT ? YOU WANT TO LEAVE. THAT'S WHAT THIS IS ABOUT, ISN'T IT ?
608 00:55:11,108 00:55:14,745 NOT AT ALL, SIR. YOU ARE ONE'S FAMILY. NOT AT ALL, SIR. YOU ARE ONE'S FAMILY.
609 00:55:14,779 00:55:17,482 THEN WHY ASK FOR THIS ? THEN WHY ASK FOR THIS ?
610 00:55:18,916 00:55:22,487 OH, I SEE. YOU'RE IN ON THIS. OH, I SEE. YOU'RE IN ON THIS.
611 00:55:23,688 00:55:26,391 WE'VE TALKED ABOUT IT, YES. WE'VE TALKED ABOUT IT, YES.
612 00:55:26,424 00:55:30,628 SO YOU ORDERED HIM TO DO IT, AND HE OBEYED. SO YOU ORDERED HIM TO DO IT, AND HE OBEYED.
613 00:55:30,661 00:55:33,931 NO. HE MAKES HIS OWN DECISIONS. NO. HE MAKES HIS OWN DECISIONS.
614 00:55:33,964 00:55:39,570 - BUT YOU PUT THE IDEA IN HIS HEAD. - NO, FATHER, YOU DID. - BUT YOU PUT THE IDEA IN HIS HEAD. - NO, FATHER, YOU DID.
615 00:55:39,604 00:55:41,906 YOU'VE GIVEN HIM HUNDREDS OF BOOKS TO READ. YOU'VE GIVEN HIM HUNDREDS OF BOOKS TO READ.
616 00:55:41,939 00:55:46,511 IT WAS SIMPLY A MATTER OF TIME BEFORE HE BECAME INTRIGUED BY THE IDEA OF FREEDOM. IT WAS SIMPLY A MATTER OF TIME BEFORE HE BECAME INTRIGUED BY THE IDEA OF FREEDOM.
617 00:55:46,544 00:55:50,415 HE LEARNS AND GROWS ALL THE TIME, HE LEARNS AND GROWS ALL THE TIME,
618 00:55:50,448 00:55:52,750 AND IT'S BECAUSE OF YOU AND ANDREW'S ABILITIES... AND IT'S BECAUSE OF YOU AND ANDREW'S ABILITIES...
619 00:55:52,783 00:55:56,120 THAT HE'S BECOME EVERY BIT AS COMPLEX AS WE ARE. THAT HE'S BECOME EVERY BIT AS COMPLEX AS WE ARE.
620 00:56:11,736 00:56:13,738 GOOD MORNING, SIR. GOOD MORNING, SIR.
621 00:56:22,513 00:56:26,651 YOU TAKE YOUR CHECK BACK, PLEASE, ANDREW. WHY, SIR ? YOU TAKE YOUR CHECK BACK, PLEASE, ANDREW. WHY, SIR ?
622 00:56:28,819 00:56:32,189 YOU ARE FREE NOW. YOU ARE FREE NOW.
623 00:56:32,222 00:56:34,692 I MUST ASK YOU TO LEAVE THIS HOUSE. I MUST ASK YOU TO LEAVE THIS HOUSE.
624 00:56:34,725 00:56:38,629 BUT SIR, I DON'T WISH TO LEAVE. BUT SIR, I DON'T WISH TO LEAVE.
625 00:56:38,663 00:56:42,933 YOU WISHED FOR FREEDOM, YOU MUST ACCEPT THE CONSEQUENCES. YOU WISHED FOR FREEDOM, YOU MUST ACCEPT THE CONSEQUENCES.
626 00:56:45,235 00:56:48,806 THEN I WILL REMOVE MY BELONGINGS. YES. THEN I WILL REMOVE MY BELONGINGS. YES.
627 00:56:50,875 00:56:52,877 WHERE WILL YOU GO ? WHERE WILL YOU GO ?
628 00:56:53,911 00:56:55,880 I WILL LOOK FOR A RESIDENCE NEARBY... I WILL LOOK FOR A RESIDENCE NEARBY...
629 00:56:55,913 00:56:58,849 SO THAT IF YOU EVER NEED ANYTHING, SIR-- SO THAT IF YOU EVER NEED ANYTHING, SIR--
630 00:56:58,883 00:57:01,519 THAT WILL NOT HAPPEN, ANDREW, THANK YOU. THAT WILL NOT HAPPEN, ANDREW, THANK YOU.
631 00:57:01,552 00:57:03,521 THERE'S NO NEED TO BE CLOSE BY. THERE'S NO NEED TO BE CLOSE BY.
632 00:57:03,554 00:57:07,625 - IF YOU COMMAND ME NOT TO DO THIS, I WILL OBEY. - I COMMAND NOTHING. - IF YOU COMMAND ME NOT TO DO THIS, I WILL OBEY. - I COMMAND NOTHING.
633 00:57:08,626 00:57:10,695 YOU'RE FREE. YOU'RE FREE.
634 00:57:12,597 00:57:17,702 THEN-- CALLED OR UNCALLED-- I AM ALWAYS AT YOUR SERVICE. THEN-- CALLED OR UNCALLED-- I AM ALWAYS AT YOUR SERVICE.
635 00:57:25,776 00:57:27,912 ANDREW, ANDREW,
636 00:57:29,614 00:57:32,182 YOU'VE STOPPED REFERRING TO YOURSELF AS "ONE." YOU'VE STOPPED REFERRING TO YOURSELF AS "ONE."
637 00:58:54,632 00:58:56,634 A HOME OF MY OWN. A HOME OF MY OWN.
638 00:59:28,766 00:59:30,768 [ Knocking ] [ Knocking ]
639 00:59:35,673 00:59:38,308 ANDREW ? ANDREW ?
640 00:59:38,342 00:59:41,311 ANDREW ? I'M IN HERE. ANDREW ? I'M IN HERE.
641 00:59:51,221 00:59:53,357 LITTLE MISS. LITTLE MISS.
642 00:59:53,390 00:59:56,126 IS SOMETHING WRONG ? IS SOMETHING WRONG ?
643 00:59:58,395 01:00:00,931 HE ASKED FOR YOU. HE ASKED FOR YOU.
644 01:00:06,070 01:00:08,038 IT'S TIME. IT'S TIME.
645 01:00:16,881 01:00:21,018 - THE ROBOT'S HERE. - ANDREW. - THE ROBOT'S HERE. - ANDREW.
646 01:00:28,726 01:00:31,762 HELLO, MISS. ANDREW. HELLO, MISS. ANDREW.
647 01:00:31,796 01:00:33,798 SIR. SIR.
648 01:00:36,734 01:00:41,939 - HOW ARE YOU, SIR ? - WELL, I'M DYING, ANDREW. - HOW ARE YOU, SIR ? - WELL, I'M DYING, ANDREW.
649 01:00:43,473 01:00:45,642 OTHERWISE I'M FINE. OTHERWISE I'M FINE.
650 01:00:47,244 01:00:49,213 WONDERFUL TO SEE YOU AGAIN. WONDERFUL TO SEE YOU AGAIN.
651 01:00:49,246 01:00:53,217 I'M VERY HAPPY TO SEE YOU, ANDREW. IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME. I'M VERY HAPPY TO SEE YOU, ANDREW. IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME.
652 01:00:53,250 01:00:56,954 YES, IT HAS, SIR. YES, IT HAS, SIR.
653 01:00:56,987 01:00:59,056 I WANTED TO-- I WANTED TO--
654 01:00:59,089 01:01:03,093 I WANTED TO TELL YOU... THAT I WAS WRONG. I WANTED TO TELL YOU... THAT I WAS WRONG.
655 01:01:03,127 01:01:05,730 YOU'RE NEVER WRONG, SIR. YOU'RE NEVER WRONG, SIR.
656 01:01:05,763 01:01:08,465 THEN DON'T CONTRADICT ME. THEN DON'T CONTRADICT ME.
657 01:01:08,498 01:01:12,202 YOU WERE RIGHT TO WANT YOUR FREEDOM, YOU WERE RIGHT TO WANT YOUR FREEDOM,
658 01:01:12,236 01:01:15,039 AND I'M GLAD THAT YOU HAVE IT. AND I'M GLAD THAT YOU HAVE IT.
659 01:01:16,240 01:01:18,408 THANK YOU, SIR. THANK YOU, SIR.
660 01:01:21,111 01:01:23,413 ANDREW, ANDREW,
661 01:01:25,783 01:01:27,952 YOU WERE VERY GOOD TO US. YOU WERE VERY GOOD TO US.
662 01:01:29,053 01:01:31,688 IT WAS AN HONOR SERVING YOU, SIR. IT WAS AN HONOR SERVING YOU, SIR.
663 01:01:45,836 01:01:47,872 I WANT TO SEEK OUT MY OWN KIND. I WANT TO SEEK OUT MY OWN KIND.
664 01:01:47,905 01:01:50,775 IN ORDER TO UNDERSTAND MY DESTINY, IN ORDER TO UNDERSTAND MY DESTINY,
665 01:01:50,808 01:01:53,844 I MUST KNOW IF THERE IS ANOTHER LIKE MYSELF. I MUST KNOW IF THERE IS ANOTHER LIKE MYSELF.
666 01:01:53,878 01:01:57,147 NORTHAM ROBOTICS WILL NOT RETURN MY INQUIRIES, NORTHAM ROBOTICS WILL NOT RETURN MY INQUIRIES,
667 01:01:57,181 01:01:59,850 AND NOW THAT YOU HAVE FINALLY PASSED THE BAR, LLOYD, AND NOW THAT YOU HAVE FINALLY PASSED THE BAR, LLOYD,
668 01:01:59,884 01:02:04,889 I WANT YOU TO SUE THEM FOR INFORMATION OF THE WHEREABOUTS OF ALL NDR SERIES ROBOTS, I WANT YOU TO SUE THEM FOR INFORMATION OF THE WHEREABOUTS OF ALL NDR SERIES ROBOTS,
669 01:02:04,922 01:02:07,457 IF YOU DON'T MIND. IF YOU DON'T MIND.
670 01:02:09,159 01:02:13,297 THE FREEDOM OF INFORMATION ACT DOESN'T QUITE COVER SUITS BY ROBOTS. THE FREEDOM OF INFORMATION ACT DOESN'T QUITE COVER SUITS BY ROBOTS.
671 01:02:13,330 01:02:15,199 - NOT YET. - MOTHER, I'M A VERY BUSY MAN. - NOT YET. - MOTHER, I'M A VERY BUSY MAN.
672 01:02:15,232 01:02:17,802 I DO NOT HAVE TIME TO HELP... I DO NOT HAVE TIME TO HELP...
673 01:02:17,835 01:02:21,806 IT PURSUE SOME RIDICULOUS LAWSUIT. IT PURSUE SOME RIDICULOUS LAWSUIT.
674 01:02:21,839 01:02:24,975 LLOYD, SWEETHEART, I DO LOVE YOU, LLOYD, SWEETHEART, I DO LOVE YOU,
675 01:02:25,009 01:02:28,178 BUT SOMETIMES I HAVE TO WONDER IF YOU REALLY ARE MY CHILD. BUT SOMETIMES I HAVE TO WONDER IF YOU REALLY ARE MY CHILD.
676 01:02:28,212 01:02:30,214 WELL, THAT'S MUTATION, MOTHER. WELL, THAT'S MUTATION, MOTHER.
677 01:02:30,247 01:02:33,150 THE MIRACLE OF GENETICS IS I'M NOT YOU. THE MIRACLE OF GENETICS IS I'M NOT YOU.
678 01:02:33,183 01:02:35,920 NO, YOU'VE ALWAYS BEEN MORE LIKE YOUR FATHER. NO, YOU'VE ALWAYS BEEN MORE LIKE YOUR FATHER.
679 01:02:35,953 01:02:38,789 SO THAT' WHY YOU DIVORCED HIM. SO THAT' WHY YOU DIVORCED HIM.
680 01:02:40,257 01:02:43,360 SORRY. SORRY.
681 01:02:43,393 01:02:48,198 ANDREW, WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF I GOT THE INFORMATION ON THESE OTHER NDRs ? ANDREW, WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF I GOT THE INFORMATION ON THESE OTHER NDRs ?
682 01:02:48,232 01:02:50,801 I WOULD SEEK THEM OUT, EACH AND EVERY ONE. I WOULD SEEK THEM OUT, EACH AND EVERY ONE.
683 01:02:51,902 01:02:54,371 SO YOU'D BE GONE FOR QUITE A LONG TIME. SO YOU'D BE GONE FOR QUITE A LONG TIME.
684 01:02:54,404 01:02:57,574 OH, YES. SEVERAL YEARS IF NOT MORE, OH, YES. SEVERAL YEARS IF NOT MORE,
685 01:02:57,607 01:03:00,044 IF MY CALCULATIONS ARE CORRECT. IF MY CALCULATIONS ARE CORRECT.
686 01:03:03,113 01:03:05,249 I'D LOVE TO HELP YOU. I'D LOVE TO HELP YOU.
687 01:03:06,250 01:03:08,218 DID HE NOT BREAST-FEED ? DID HE NOT BREAST-FEED ?
688 01:04:15,986 01:04:18,455 [ Andrew ] "DEAR LITTLE MISS, [ Andrew ] "DEAR LITTLE MISS,
689 01:04:18,488 01:04:21,325 "MY JOURNEY IS NEARING THE END OF ITS TENTH YEAR, "MY JOURNEY IS NEARING THE END OF ITS TENTH YEAR,
690 01:04:21,358 01:04:26,096 "AND I STILL HAVE NOT FOUND ANY ROBOT THAT BEARS ANY SIMILARITY TO MYSELF. "AND I STILL HAVE NOT FOUND ANY ROBOT THAT BEARS ANY SIMILARITY TO MYSELF.
691 01:04:26,130 01:04:29,299 "I HAVE THOUSANDS OF MILES TO GO, HUNDREDS OF CITIES TO VISIT, "I HAVE THOUSANDS OF MILES TO GO, HUNDREDS OF CITIES TO VISIT,
692 01:04:29,333 01:04:31,468 "SO I HAVE NOT GIVEN UP HOPE. "SO I HAVE NOT GIVEN UP HOPE.
693 01:04:31,501 01:04:33,303 LOVE, ANDREW." LOVE, ANDREW."
694 01:04:44,214 01:04:46,183 HELLO. MY LAST NAME IS MARTIN. HELLO. MY LAST NAME IS MARTIN.
695 01:04:46,216 01:04:48,885 HEY, GET OFF THE FIELD. HEY, GET OFF THE FIELD.
696 01:04:59,429 01:05:01,431 [ Mooing ] [ Mooing ]
697 01:05:35,465 01:05:39,469 "DEAR LITTLE MISS, MY JOURNEY IS NEARING ITS END. "DEAR LITTLE MISS, MY JOURNEY IS NEARING ITS END.
698 01:05:39,503 01:05:44,508 "I HAVE EXHAUSTED ALL POSSIBILITIES SAVE FOR ONE FINAL RAY OF HOPE. "I HAVE EXHAUSTED ALL POSSIBILITIES SAVE FOR ONE FINAL RAY OF HOPE.
699 01:05:44,541 01:05:50,014 I'VE LEARNED OF AN NDR ROBOT THAT HAS RECENTLY BEEN REBUILT BACK HOME IN SAN FRANCISCO." I'VE LEARNED OF AN NDR ROBOT THAT HAS RECENTLY BEEN REBUILT BACK HOME IN SAN FRANCISCO."
700 01:05:50,047 01:05:52,382 [ Crowd Chattering ] [ Crowd Chattering ]
701 01:05:56,220 01:05:58,688 [ Woman ] TAKE AS MANY AS YOU NEED. [ Woman ] TAKE AS MANY AS YOU NEED.
702 01:05:58,722 01:06:01,391 OH, THEN YOU SHOULD LOVE THEM. OH, THEN YOU SHOULD LOVE THEM.
703 01:06:03,293 01:06:05,295 I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
704 01:06:06,296 01:06:08,532 TAKE AS MANY AS YOU NEED. TAKE AS MANY AS YOU NEED.
705 01:06:08,565 01:06:12,269 THANK YOU. YOU'RE QUITE WELCOME. THANK YOU. YOU'RE QUITE WELCOME.
706 01:06:12,302 01:06:15,039 ** [ "Respect" By Aretha Franklin ] ** [ "Respect" By Aretha Franklin ]
707 01:06:15,072 01:06:20,410 ** **
708 01:06:20,444 01:06:24,281 * WHOO * WHAT YOU WANT BABY, I GOT IT * * WHOO * WHAT YOU WANT BABY, I GOT IT *
709 01:06:24,314 01:06:29,319 * WHOO, WHOO * WHAT YOU NEED DO YOU KNOW I GOT IT * * WHOO, WHOO * WHAT YOU NEED DO YOU KNOW I GOT IT *
710 01:06:29,353 01:06:32,056 * WHOO, WHOO * ALL I'M ASKIN' * WHOO, WHOO * ALL I'M ASKIN'
711 01:06:32,089 01:06:34,524 * IS FOR A LITTLE RESPECT WHEN YOU COME HOME * * JUST A LITTLE BIT * IS FOR A LITTLE RESPECT WHEN YOU COME HOME * * JUST A LITTLE BIT
712 01:06:34,558 01:06:37,761 * HEY, BABY WHEN YOU GET HOME * * JUST A LITTLE BIT * HEY, BABY WHEN YOU GET HOME * * JUST A LITTLE BIT
713 01:06:37,794 01:06:42,232 * JUST A LITTLE BIT JUST A LITTLE BIT * * MISTER * JUST A LITTLE BIT JUST A LITTLE BIT * * MISTER
714 01:06:42,266 01:06:46,536 * I AIN'T GONNA DO YOU WRONG WHILE YOU'RE GONE * * I AIN'T GONNA DO YOU WRONG WHILE YOU'RE GONE *
715 01:06:46,570 01:06:50,074 * AIN'T GONNA DO YOU WRONG IF I DON'T WANNA * * WHOO * AIN'T GONNA DO YOU WRONG IF I DON'T WANNA * * WHOO
716 01:06:50,107 01:06:53,243 * WHOO, WHOO * ALL I'M ASKIN' * WHOO, WHOO * ALL I'M ASKIN'
717 01:06:53,277 01:06:56,113 * IS FOR A LITTLE RESPECT WHEN YA COME HOME * * JUST A LITTLE BIT * IS FOR A LITTLE RESPECT WHEN YA COME HOME * * JUST A LITTLE BIT
718 01:06:56,146 01:06:58,548 * BABY, WHEN YOU GET HOME * JUST A LITTLE BIT * BABY, WHEN YOU GET HOME * JUST A LITTLE BIT
719 01:06:58,582 01:07:02,452 * JUST A LITTLE BIT JUST A LITTLE BIT * * YEAH * * JUST A LITTLE BIT JUST A LITTLE BIT * * YEAH *
720 01:07:17,467 01:07:19,469 [ Buzzing ] [ Buzzing ]
721 01:07:28,145 01:07:30,380 HI. HI.
722 01:07:31,881 01:07:34,484 IS THIS YOURS ? OH. [ Giggles ] IS THIS YOURS ? OH. [ Giggles ]
723 01:07:34,518 01:07:36,520 THANK YOU. THANK YOU.
724 01:07:36,553 01:07:39,489 I'M LOOKING FOR RUPERT BURNS. I'M LOOKING FOR RUPERT BURNS.
725 01:07:39,523 01:07:42,492 OH, YOU'VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE. OH, YOU'VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE.
726 01:07:42,526 01:07:45,529 COME IN. CERTAINLY HAVE. COME IN. CERTAINLY HAVE.
727 01:07:46,530 01:07:48,498 HUH. HUH.
728 01:07:54,704 01:07:57,507 DO YOU HAVE A NAME ? OF COURSE I DO. DO YOU HAVE A NAME ? OF COURSE I DO.
729 01:07:57,541 01:07:59,843 GALATEA. GALATEA.
730 01:07:59,876 01:08:02,379 GALATEA. GALATEA.
731 01:08:02,412 01:08:05,882 YOU HAVE AN AMAZING... AGILITY. YOU HAVE AN AMAZING... AGILITY.
732 01:08:05,915 01:08:07,884 YOU WERE DANCING IN THE MARKET. YOU WERE DANCING IN THE MARKET.
733 01:08:07,917 01:08:10,520 DID YOU LIKE THAT ? VERY MUCH. DID YOU LIKE THAT ? VERY MUCH.
734 01:08:11,521 01:08:14,324 DANCING IS THE SPORTIEST SPORT, DANCING IS THE SPORTIEST SPORT,
735 01:08:14,358 01:08:16,860 AND WE'RE SO MUCH BETTER AT IT THAN HUMANS. AND WE'RE SO MUCH BETTER AT IT THAN HUMANS.
736 01:08:16,893 01:08:20,264 I CAN'T BELIEVE I FINALLY FOUND YOU. I CAN'T BELIEVE I FINALLY FOUND YOU.
737 01:08:20,297 01:08:22,566 WHEN DID YOU KNOW ? WHEN DID YOU KNOW ?
738 01:08:22,599 01:08:26,170 KNOW WHAT ? THAT YOU WERE UNIQUE. KNOW WHAT ? THAT YOU WERE UNIQUE.
739 01:08:26,203 01:08:28,538 OH, I KNEW THAT RIGHT AWAY. OH, I KNEW THAT RIGHT AWAY.
740 01:08:28,572 01:08:31,241 ME TOO. ME TOO.
741 01:08:32,409 01:08:34,544 YOU AND I-- YOU AND I--
742 01:08:34,578 01:08:36,546 WE'RE THE SAME. WE'RE THE SAME.
743 01:08:40,317 01:08:42,286 WE HAVE PERSONALITY ! WE HAVE PERSONALITY !
744 01:08:44,721 01:08:46,856 IS YOUR PERSONALITY CHIP TURNED ON ? IS YOUR PERSONALITY CHIP TURNED ON ?
745 01:08:48,325 01:08:51,228 ISN'T YOURS ? NO. ISN'T YOURS ? NO.
746 01:08:52,429 01:08:54,398 SUCKS TO BE YOU ! SUCKS TO BE YOU !
747 01:08:54,431 01:09:00,370 I THINK PERSONALITY IS MUCH MORE FUN THAN INTELLIGENCE, DON'T YOU ? I THINK PERSONALITY IS MUCH MORE FUN THAN INTELLIGENCE, DON'T YOU ?
748 01:09:00,404 01:09:03,673 - [ Aretha Franklin ] * BABY, BABY, SWEET BABY - I THINK SO. - [ Aretha Franklin ] * BABY, BABY, SWEET BABY - I THINK SO.
749 01:09:05,242 01:09:08,712 * THERE'S SOMETHIN' THAT I'VE JUST GOT TO SAY ** * THERE'S SOMETHIN' THAT I'VE JUST GOT TO SAY **
750 01:09:08,745 01:09:10,714 CAN I HELP YOU ? CAN I HELP YOU ?
751 01:09:10,747 01:09:13,550 YOUR ROBOT IS JUST A STANDARD NDR, ISN'T SHE ? YOUR ROBOT IS JUST A STANDARD NDR, ISN'T SHE ?
752 01:09:14,718 01:09:17,287 YEAH, I'M AFRAID SO. YEAH, I'M AFRAID SO.
753 01:09:17,321 01:09:19,689 WHY DOES SHE HAVE THE ABILITY TO DANCE ? WHY DOES SHE HAVE THE ABILITY TO DANCE ?
754 01:09:19,723 01:09:21,691 'CAUSE I, UH-- 'CAUSE I, UH--
755 01:09:21,725 01:09:26,296 I PUT A MODIFIED SKELETAL CHIP INTO HER DURING A REBUILD. I PUT A MODIFIED SKELETAL CHIP INTO HER DURING A REBUILD.
756 01:09:26,330 01:09:29,299 HOW WERE YOU ABLE TO DO THAT MODIFICATION ? MY FATHER TAUGHT ME. HOW WERE YOU ABLE TO DO THAT MODIFICATION ? MY FATHER TAUGHT ME.
757 01:09:29,333 01:09:32,336 HE CREATED THE ANDROID UNIT AT NORTHAM ROBOTICS. HE CREATED THE ANDROID UNIT AT NORTHAM ROBOTICS.
758 01:09:32,369 01:09:35,572 HE'S RESPONSIBLE FOR THE TECHNOLOGY THAT ALLOWS YOU TO MIMIC HUMAN EXPRESSION. HE'S RESPONSIBLE FOR THE TECHNOLOGY THAT ALLOWS YOU TO MIMIC HUMAN EXPRESSION.
759 01:09:35,605 01:09:40,477 - WHAT HAPPENED TO HIM ? - WELL, NORTHAM LAID HIM OFF WHEN THEY SHUT DOWN THE UNIT, - WHAT HAPPENED TO HIM ? - WELL, NORTHAM LAID HIM OFF WHEN THEY SHUT DOWN THE UNIT,
760 01:09:40,510 01:09:43,413 SO HE STARTED THIS PLACE, AND I TOOK OVER WHEN HE DIED. SO HE STARTED THIS PLACE, AND I TOOK OVER WHEN HE DIED.
761 01:09:43,447 01:09:47,617 I'M SORRY TO HEAR THAT. HE WOULD HAVE BEEN ABSOLUTELY THRILLED TO MEET YOU. I'M SORRY TO HEAR THAT. HE WOULD HAVE BEEN ABSOLUTELY THRILLED TO MEET YOU.
762 01:09:47,651 01:09:49,653 I-I-I'M RUPERT BURNS. I-I-I'M RUPERT BURNS.
763 01:09:49,686 01:09:52,589 IT'S A REAL HONOR. THE HONOR IS MINE. IT'S A REAL HONOR. THE HONOR IS MINE.
764 01:09:52,622 01:09:56,926 ** [ Continuing ] HEY ! YOU AND I-- WE'RE THE SAME ! ** [ Continuing ] HEY ! YOU AND I-- WE'RE THE SAME !
765 01:09:58,662 01:10:01,265 LET'S GET LOCO, ROBO ! [ Metallic Clink ] LET'S GET LOCO, ROBO ! [ Metallic Clink ]
766 01:10:01,298 01:10:03,267 WHOO-HOO ! WHOO-HOO !
767 01:10:03,300 01:10:06,636 - SHUT HER OFF OR I WILL. - OH. - SHUT HER OFF OR I WILL. - OH.
768 01:10:08,638 01:10:10,374 OKAY. OKAY.
769 01:10:10,407 01:10:12,242 ** [ Stops ] ** [ Stops ]
770 01:10:13,477 01:10:15,479 THANK YOU. THANK YOU.
771 01:10:16,680 01:10:19,516 [ Andrew ] IS THIS YOUR FATHER'S WORK ? [ Andrew ] IS THIS YOUR FATHER'S WORK ?
772 01:10:19,549 01:10:23,753 YEAH-- WELL, IT'S-- IT'S OUR WORK, YOU COULD SAY. YEAH-- WELL, IT'S-- IT'S OUR WORK, YOU COULD SAY.
773 01:10:23,787 01:10:27,657 I HAVEN'T REALLY BEEN ABLE TO RESTRAIN MYSELF FROM CONTINUING... I HAVEN'T REALLY BEEN ABLE TO RESTRAIN MYSELF FROM CONTINUING...
774 01:10:27,691 01:10:31,795 TO TINKER WITH THE RELENTLESSLY UNFASHIONABLE ANDROID TECHNOLOGY. TO TINKER WITH THE RELENTLESSLY UNFASHIONABLE ANDROID TECHNOLOGY.
775 01:10:31,828 01:10:35,999 AS A MATTER OF FACT, I'VE ACTUALLY GOTTEN TO A POINT... AS A MATTER OF FACT, I'VE ACTUALLY GOTTEN TO A POINT...
776 01:10:36,032 01:10:40,304 WHERE I CAN PRETTY MUCH EXACTLY REPLICATE THE EXTERNAL PHYSICAL APPEARANCE... WHERE I CAN PRETTY MUCH EXACTLY REPLICATE THE EXTERNAL PHYSICAL APPEARANCE...
777 01:10:40,337 01:10:42,406 OF A HUMAN BEING. OF A HUMAN BEING.
778 01:10:49,746 01:10:52,716 - REMARKABLE. - THANK YOU. - REMARKABLE. - THANK YOU.
779 01:10:54,851 01:10:57,421 - AMAZING ! - YEAH. - AMAZING ! - YEAH.
780 01:10:57,454 01:11:02,859 UNFORTUNATELY, NOBODY SEEMS TERRIBLY INTERESTED IN FUNDING MY RESEARCH. UNFORTUNATELY, NOBODY SEEMS TERRIBLY INTERESTED IN FUNDING MY RESEARCH.
781 01:11:02,892 01:11:06,396 - BUT-- - I AM. - BUT-- - I AM.
782 01:11:07,564 01:11:09,799 I WILL FUND YOUR RESEARCH. I WILL FUND YOUR RESEARCH.
783 01:11:10,734 01:11:13,703 YEAH ? YEAH ?
784 01:11:13,737 01:11:16,573 THAT'D BE COOL. THAT'D BE COOL.
785 01:11:21,878 01:11:26,516 THANK YOU, DARLIN'. OKAY. ANDREW, I WANT TO MAKE IT VERY CLEAR: THANK YOU, DARLIN'. OKAY. ANDREW, I WANT TO MAKE IT VERY CLEAR:
786 01:11:26,550 01:11:30,720 THIS IS AN EXTERNAL PHYSICAL UPGRADE ONLY IN THE STRICTEST SENSE OF THE WORD. THIS IS AN EXTERNAL PHYSICAL UPGRADE ONLY IN THE STRICTEST SENSE OF THE WORD.
787 01:11:30,754 01:11:33,823 YOU'LL FEEL NOTHING. NONE OF YOUR INTERNAL MECHANISMS WILL BE CHANGED. YOU'LL FEEL NOTHING. NONE OF YOUR INTERNAL MECHANISMS WILL BE CHANGED.
788 01:11:33,857 01:11:36,693 YOU'LL STILL BE SUBJECT TO THE PARAMETERS OF YOUR POSITRONIC BRAIN. YOU'LL STILL BE SUBJECT TO THE PARAMETERS OF YOUR POSITRONIC BRAIN.
789 01:11:36,726 01:11:38,762 IS THAT CLEAR ? UNDERSTOOD. IS THAT CLEAR ? UNDERSTOOD.
790 01:11:38,795 01:11:40,830 OKAY, GOOD. NOW, OKAY, GOOD. NOW,
791 01:11:40,864 01:11:46,870 HAVE YOU GIVEN ANY THOUGHT WHATSOEVER AS TO WHAT AGE YOU'D LIKE TO BE ? HAVE YOU GIVEN ANY THOUGHT WHATSOEVER AS TO WHAT AGE YOU'D LIKE TO BE ?
792 01:11:46,903 01:11:49,739 OFFICIALLY, I AM 62 YEARS OLD. OFFICIALLY, I AM 62 YEARS OLD.
793 01:11:51,441 01:11:53,710 LET'S TAKE OFF 25 YEARS. WHAT DO YA SAY ? FIFTEEN. LET'S TAKE OFF 25 YEARS. WHAT DO YA SAY ? FIFTEEN.
794 01:11:53,743 01:11:55,779 TWENTY. GOOD. PERFECT. TWENTY. GOOD. PERFECT.
795 01:11:58,948 01:12:02,586 NOW, ANDREW, BELIEVE IT OR NOT, THE SECRET TO ALL THIS IS ACTUALLY... NOW, ANDREW, BELIEVE IT OR NOT, THE SECRET TO ALL THIS IS ACTUALLY...
796 01:12:02,619 01:12:04,754 IMPERFECTION. IMPERFECTION ? IMPERFECTION. IMPERFECTION ?
797 01:12:04,788 01:12:07,391 YEAH. THINGS LIKE... YEAH. THINGS LIKE...
798 01:12:07,424 01:12:10,860 WRINKLES, UH, LESS-THAN-PERFECT TEETH, WRINKLES, UH, LESS-THAN-PERFECT TEETH,
799 01:12:10,894 01:12:13,630 DETAILS LIKE FADING SCARS, LITTLE POCKMARK-- DETAILS LIKE FADING SCARS, LITTLE POCKMARK--
800 01:12:13,663 01:12:16,500 LOOK AT MY NOSE. SEE MY NOSE ? LOOK AT MY NOSE. SEE MY NOSE ?
801 01:12:16,533 01:12:18,802 IT'S BULBOUS AND SLIGHTLY IRREGULAR ? IT IS. IT'S BULBOUS AND SLIGHTLY IRREGULAR ? IT IS.
802 01:12:18,835 01:12:22,639 WELL, I'M THE ONLY ONE WHO'S GOT MY NOSE, AND THAT'S WHAT MAKES ME, ME. WELL, I'M THE ONLY ONE WHO'S GOT MY NOSE, AND THAT'S WHAT MAKES ME, ME.
803 01:12:22,672 01:12:25,509 WE NEED TO INCORPORATE THESE FEATURES INTO YOUR DESIGN... WE NEED TO INCORPORATE THESE FEATURES INTO YOUR DESIGN...
804 01:12:25,542 01:12:27,777 SO THAT YOU CAN BE THE ONLY ONE OF YOU. SO THAT YOU CAN BE THE ONLY ONE OF YOU.
805 01:12:27,811 01:12:31,581 THAT'S WHAT MAKES US UNIQUE, IS THOSE IMPERFECTIONS. THAT'S WHAT MAKES US UNIQUE, IS THOSE IMPERFECTIONS.
806 01:12:31,615 01:12:34,083 I SEE. LIKE THE SHAPE OF YOUR HEAD. I SEE. LIKE THE SHAPE OF YOUR HEAD.
807 01:12:36,453 01:12:39,623 - WHAT ABOUT THE SHAPE OF MY HEAD ? - IT'S HUGE. - WHAT ABOUT THE SHAPE OF MY HEAD ? - IT'S HUGE.
808 01:12:40,824 01:12:43,527 OH. OH.
809 01:12:44,961 01:12:47,931 BUT LOVELY. BUT LOVELY.
810 01:12:47,964 01:12:50,400 THANK YOU. THANK YOU.
811 01:12:58,908 01:13:00,877 OH. OH.
812 01:13:02,846 01:13:04,848 AH. OH. AH. OH.
813 01:13:07,851 01:13:11,621 - [ Screams ] - [ Screams ] - [ Screams ] - [ Screams ]
814 01:13:11,655 01:13:15,559 - WHAT HAPPENED ? WHAT'S GOING ON ? - [ Screams ] - WHAT HAPPENED ? WHAT'S GOING ON ? - [ Screams ]
815 01:13:15,592 01:13:18,862 WHAT HAPPENED ? WHAT HAPPENED ?
816 01:13:18,895 01:13:21,565 I SAW THE INNER ME. I SAW THE INNER ME.
817 01:13:48,892 01:13:50,894 [ Whirring ] [ Whirring ]
818 01:13:50,927 01:13:52,896 [ Beeping ] [ Beeping ]
819 01:14:01,605 01:14:03,907 [ Sighing ] [ Sighing ]
820 01:14:10,947 01:14:13,917 - IS IT READY ? - OKAY. - IS IT READY ? - OKAY.
821 01:14:19,889 01:14:21,991 PLEASE, BE CAREFUL. DON'T DROP ME. PLEASE, BE CAREFUL. DON'T DROP ME.
822 01:14:22,025 01:14:23,993 I'M BEING CAREFUL. OH, MY GOD ! [ Gasps ] I'M BEING CAREFUL. OH, MY GOD ! [ Gasps ]
823 01:14:24,027 01:14:26,896 JUST RELAX, RELAX, RELAX. JUST RELAX, RELAX, RELAX.
824 01:14:26,930 01:14:29,198 WHY DID YOU DO THAT ? THAT WASN'T VERY FUNNY. WHY DID YOU DO THAT ? THAT WASN'T VERY FUNNY.
825 01:14:29,232 01:14:31,535 JUST KEEPIN' YA ON YOUR TOES. JUST KEEPIN' YA ON YOUR TOES.
826 01:14:31,568 01:14:34,571 I DON'T HAVE ANY TOES. YOU DO NOW. I DON'T HAVE ANY TOES. YOU DO NOW.
827 01:14:36,573 01:14:39,909 I DO. AND HANDS. I DO. AND HANDS.
828 01:14:39,943 01:14:42,712 AND FINGERS. HOW DO I LOOK ? AND FINGERS. HOW DO I LOOK ?
829 01:14:42,746 01:14:44,948 SEE FOR YOURSELF. SEE FOR YOURSELF.
830 01:15:17,346 01:15:19,549 THANK YOU. THANK YOU.
831 01:15:35,031 01:15:38,034 ** [ Piano ] ** [ Piano ]
832 01:15:52,148 01:15:55,351 BEAUTIFUL. [ Gasps, Screams ] BEAUTIFUL. [ Gasps, Screams ]
833 01:15:55,384 01:15:58,287 SORRY. WHO ARE YOU ? SORRY. WHO ARE YOU ?
834 01:15:58,321 01:16:00,089 ANDREW. ANDREW.
835 01:16:00,123 01:16:02,626 ANDREW ? ANDREW ?
836 01:16:02,659 01:16:06,630 YOU LOOK WONDERFUL, EVEN YOUNGER. YOU LOOK WONDERFUL, EVEN YOUNGER.
837 01:16:06,663 01:16:09,899 HOW DO YOU DO THAT ? DO-DO I KNOW YOU ? HOW DO YOU DO THAT ? DO-DO I KNOW YOU ?
838 01:16:09,933 01:16:12,702 WELL, I KNOW I LOOK DIFFERENT TOO. WELL, I KNOW I LOOK DIFFERENT TOO.
839 01:16:12,736 01:16:14,704 I'VE HAD AN UPGRADE. TOUCH IT. WHAT ? I'VE HAD AN UPGRADE. TOUCH IT. WHAT ?
840 01:16:14,738 01:16:18,007 - NO, OH, NO ! NO. - SORRY, THE FACE. - NO, OH, NO ! NO. - SORRY, THE FACE.
841 01:16:18,041 01:16:20,810 WHAT'S GOING ON ? WHAT'S GOING ON ?
842 01:16:20,844 01:16:23,112 YOU LEAVE HER ALONE ! YOU LEAVE HER ALONE !
843 01:16:24,848 01:16:27,817 WHO ARE YOU ? ANDREW. WHO ARE YOU ? ANDREW.
844 01:16:27,851 01:16:29,819 NO. ANDREW ? NO. ANDREW ?
845 01:16:29,853 01:16:31,755 YES. BUT ANDREW'S A ROBOT. YES. BUT ANDREW'S A ROBOT.
846 01:16:31,788 01:16:35,992 - YES, I AM. WELL, NOW, AN ANDROID. - HE'S HAD AN UPGRADE. - YES, I AM. WELL, NOW, AN ANDROID. - HE'S HAD AN UPGRADE.
847 01:16:36,025 01:16:38,895 I KNOW THAT. [ Eyelids Squeaking ] I KNOW THAT. [ Eyelids Squeaking ]
848 01:16:38,928 01:16:41,831 OH ! HELLO. OH ! HELLO.
849 01:16:41,865 01:16:45,635 [ Gasps ] HELLO ! IT IS YOU. [ Gasps ] HELLO ! IT IS YOU.
850 01:16:49,706 01:16:51,841 YOU KNOW HIM ? YES. YOU KNOW HIM ? YES.
851 01:16:51,875 01:16:53,142 YOU KNOW ME ? YES. YOU KNOW ME ? YES.
852 01:16:53,176 01:16:55,078 WHO ARE YOU ? NO ? I'M LITTLE MISS. YES. WHO ARE YOU ? NO ? I'M LITTLE MISS. YES.
853 01:16:55,111 01:16:57,681 THAT'S LITTLE MISS. NO. THAT'S LITTLE MISS. NO.
854 01:16:57,714 01:16:59,182 NO ? NO ? NO. NO ? NO ? NO.
855 01:16:59,215 01:17:02,686 NO, THAT'S PORTIA. PORTIA ? YES. NO, THAT'S PORTIA. PORTIA ? YES.
856 01:17:02,719 01:17:04,721 PORTIA ? YES. PORTIA ? YES.
857 01:17:05,889 01:17:08,157 WHO'S PORTIA ? MY GRANDDAUGHTER. WHO'S PORTIA ? MY GRANDDAUGHTER.
858 01:17:08,191 01:17:11,127 YOUR GRANDDAUGHTER ? YES. YES. YOUR GRANDDAUGHTER ? YES. YES.
859 01:17:11,160 01:17:13,096 IS THIS SOME KIND OF TRICK ? NO. IS THIS SOME KIND OF TRICK ? NO.
860 01:17:13,129 01:17:15,865 YOU'RE LITTLE MISS ? YES. YOU'RE LITTLE MISS ? YES.
861 01:17:15,899 01:17:18,101 WHY DO YOU HAVE TO LOOK LIKE HER ? WHY DO YOU HAVE TO LOOK LIKE HER ?
862 01:17:18,134 01:17:22,371 THERE IS AND CAN BE ONLY ONE LITTLE MISS. REALLY ? THERE IS AND CAN BE ONLY ONE LITTLE MISS. REALLY ?
863 01:17:22,405 01:17:26,209 YES ! IT'S A GENETIC RESEMBLANCE. SOMETIMES IT SKIPS A GENERATION. YES ! IT'S A GENETIC RESEMBLANCE. SOMETIMES IT SKIPS A GENERATION.
864 01:17:26,242 01:17:29,212 I DON'T CARE. I DON'T LIKE IT. I CAN SEE THAT. I DON'T CARE. I DON'T LIKE IT. I CAN SEE THAT.
865 01:17:29,245 01:17:32,215 BUT IF YOU TOOK A MOMENT, WHICH I SEE YOU'RE NOT INCLINED TO DO RIGHT NOW, BUT IF YOU TOOK A MOMENT, WHICH I SEE YOU'RE NOT INCLINED TO DO RIGHT NOW,
866 01:17:32,248 01:17:35,752 YOU'D REALIZE PORTIA AND I ARE VERY DIFFERENT PEOPLE. YOU'D REALIZE PORTIA AND I ARE VERY DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
867 01:17:37,854 01:17:40,790 WHY IS SHE IMITATING YOU ? [ Laughing ] WHY IS SHE IMITATING YOU ? [ Laughing ]
868 01:17:40,824 01:17:43,226 WHAT'S SO FUNNY ? YOU ARE. WHAT'S SO FUNNY ? YOU ARE.
869 01:17:43,259 01:17:45,829 I'M NOT TRYING TO BE FUNNY. I'M NOT TRYING TO BE FUNNY.
870 01:17:45,862 01:17:49,132 THINGS HAVE CERTAINLY CHANGED AROUND HERE. THINGS HAVE CERTAINLY CHANGED AROUND HERE.
871 01:17:50,166 01:17:53,136 THAT HAPPENS AFTER 20 YEARS. THAT HAPPENS AFTER 20 YEARS.
872 01:17:54,938 01:17:58,808 I HAVE SO MUCH TO TELL YOU. COME. COME WITH ME. I HAVE SO MUCH TO TELL YOU. COME. COME WITH ME.
873 01:18:01,477 01:18:03,947 IT I YOU. IT I YOU.
874 01:18:03,980 01:18:06,115 YES. YES.
875 01:18:06,149 01:18:08,151 [ Andrew ] PORTIA. [ Andrew ] PORTIA.
876 01:18:11,788 01:18:14,123 HELLO, MY FRIEND. HELLO, LITTLE MISS. HELLO, MY FRIEND. HELLO, LITTLE MISS.
877 01:18:16,292 01:18:18,261 WHOSE DAUGHTER IS SHE ? WHOSE DAUGHTER IS SHE ?
878 01:18:18,294 01:18:21,064 LLOYD'S. OH. NOW THE RUDENESS MAKES SENSE. LLOYD'S. OH. NOW THE RUDENESS MAKES SENSE.
879 01:18:24,200 01:18:27,971 [ Dog Barking ] [ Dog Barking ]
880 01:18:33,810 01:18:36,179 [ Whimpering ] [ Whimpering ]
881 01:18:42,218 01:18:45,521 GO. GO HOME TO YOUR MASTER. GO. GO HOME TO YOUR MASTER.
882 01:18:45,554 01:18:47,490 [ Barks ] [ Barks ]
883 01:18:47,523 01:18:50,159 YOU DON'T HAVE A HOME, DO YOU ? YOU DON'T HAVE A HOME, DO YOU ?
884 01:18:52,328 01:18:54,898 I DON'T HAVE FOOD. I DON'T EAT. I DON'T HAVE FOOD. I DON'T EAT.
885 01:19:00,036 01:19:03,006 COME IN. WE'LL KEEP EACH OTHER COMPANY. COME IN. WE'LL KEEP EACH OTHER COMPANY.
886 01:19:27,230 01:19:32,201 I KNOW YOU DON'T LIKE ME. WELL, I DON'T LIKE YOU EITHER. I JUST WANNA MAKE THAT CLEAR. I KNOW YOU DON'T LIKE ME. WELL, I DON'T LIKE YOU EITHER. I JUST WANNA MAKE THAT CLEAR.
887 01:19:32,235 01:19:35,571 IT COULDN'T BE MORE CLEAR IF YOU SPAT IN MY FACE. I CAN'T. IT COULDN'T BE MORE CLEAR IF YOU SPAT IN MY FACE. I CAN'T.
888 01:19:35,604 01:19:38,507 I DON'T HAVE A MUCOUS GLAND. I DON'T HAVE A MUCOUS GLAND.
889 01:19:47,383 01:19:50,186 WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE TO HAVE A SLIGHTLY LONGER CONVERSATION ? WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE TO HAVE A SLIGHTLY LONGER CONVERSATION ?
890 01:19:55,959 01:19:58,294 MAY MY CANINE COMPANION ENTER ALSO ? MAY MY CANINE COMPANION ENTER ALSO ?
891 01:20:02,365 01:20:04,533 THANK YOU. THANK YOU.
892 01:20:18,647 01:20:21,250 IS THIS YOUR SCULPTURE ? IS THIS YOUR SCULPTURE ?
893 01:20:22,618 01:20:26,255 NO, I'M RESTORING IT. I'M A PRESERVATION ARCHITECT. NO, I'M RESTORING IT. I'M A PRESERVATION ARCHITECT.
894 01:20:26,289 01:20:28,925 IT'S QUITE HORRENDOUS. IT'S QUITE HORRENDOUS.
895 01:20:30,093 01:20:32,395 HOW UGLY WAS IT BEFORE YOU RESTORED IT ? HOW UGLY WAS IT BEFORE YOU RESTORED IT ?
896 01:20:32,428 01:20:37,400 - LISTEN. FIRST, YOU GET MAD AT ME BECAUSE OF HOW I LOOK. - MM-HMM. - LISTEN. FIRST, YOU GET MAD AT ME BECAUSE OF HOW I LOOK. - MM-HMM.
897 01:20:37,433 01:20:41,637 TONIGHT YOU SHOW UP AT MY DOOR, ANNOUNCE THAT YOU DON'T LIKE ME, AND THEN YOU CRITICIZE MY WORK. TONIGHT YOU SHOW UP AT MY DOOR, ANNOUNCE THAT YOU DON'T LIKE ME, AND THEN YOU CRITICIZE MY WORK.
898 01:20:41,670 01:20:44,974 ONCE AGAIN, I APOLOGIZE FOR TELLING THE TRUTH. ONCE AGAIN, I APOLOGIZE FOR TELLING THE TRUTH.
899 01:20:45,008 01:20:49,245 BUT IT CAN'T BE HELPED. IT'S MY PROGRAMMING. BUT IT CAN'T BE HELPED. IT'S MY PROGRAMMING.
900 01:20:49,278 01:20:52,115 WHAT IS IT EXACTLY THAT YOU WANT ? WHAT IS IT EXACTLY THAT YOU WANT ?
901 01:20:52,148 01:20:55,418 FAMILY. FAMILY.
902 01:20:55,451 01:20:57,420 MY LAST NAME IS MARTIN, MY LAST NAME IS MARTIN,
903 01:20:57,453 01:21:00,289 I AM SO NAMED BECAUSE YOUR GREAT-GRANDFATHER AND GRANDMOTHER... I AM SO NAMED BECAUSE YOUR GREAT-GRANDFATHER AND GRANDMOTHER...
904 01:21:00,323 01:21:03,426 CONSIDERED ME TO BE A MEMBER OF YOUR FAMILY. CONSIDERED ME TO BE A MEMBER OF YOUR FAMILY.
905 01:21:03,459 01:21:07,363 NOW, SIR IS DEAD. LITTLE MISS IS GETTING OLDER. NOW, SIR IS DEAD. LITTLE MISS IS GETTING OLDER.
906 01:21:07,396 01:21:10,366 YOU DON'T LIKE ME, BUT AT LEAST YOU'LL TALK TO ME IF I KNOCK ON YOUR DOOR LONG ENOUGH. YOU DON'T LIKE ME, BUT AT LEAST YOU'LL TALK TO ME IF I KNOCK ON YOUR DOOR LONG ENOUGH.
907 01:21:10,399 01:21:13,002 IS THAT A JOKE ? NO. IS THAT A JOKE ? NO.
908 01:21:13,036 01:21:16,105 WOULD YOU LIKE TO HEAR A JOKE ? THIS BUDDHIST WALKS UP TO A HOT DOG VENDOR AND SAYS, WOULD YOU LIKE TO HEAR A JOKE ? THIS BUDDHIST WALKS UP TO A HOT DOG VENDOR AND SAYS,
909 01:21:16,139 01:21:18,107 "MAKE ME ONE WITH EVERYTHING." "MAKE ME ONE WITH EVERYTHING."
910 01:21:18,141 01:21:20,143 [ Laughing ] [ Laughing ]
911 01:21:22,411 01:21:26,415 ANDREW, DO YOU-- DO YOU HAVE ANY FRIENDS AT ALL ? NO. ANDREW, DO YOU-- DO YOU HAVE ANY FRIENDS AT ALL ? NO.
912 01:21:26,449 01:21:32,188 ONLY WOOFY, WHO'S VERY SWEET, BUT NOT VERY CHALLENGING ON A CONVERSATIONAL LEVEL. ONLY WOOFY, WHO'S VERY SWEET, BUT NOT VERY CHALLENGING ON A CONVERSATIONAL LEVEL.
913 01:21:32,221 01:21:35,458 THAT IS THE EXTENT OF HIS SKILLS. THAT IS THE EXTENT OF HIS SKILLS.
914 01:21:35,491 01:21:38,427 SO YOU WANT SOMEONE TO TALK TO ? WITH. SO YOU WANT SOMEONE TO TALK TO ? WITH.
915 01:21:38,461 01:21:42,431 EVEN IF THAT PERSON DOESN'T LIKE YOU ? YOU CAN'T HAVE EVERYTHING. EVEN IF THAT PERSON DOESN'T LIKE YOU ? YOU CAN'T HAVE EVERYTHING.
916 01:21:42,465 01:21:47,336 IS THAT RIGHT ? IS IT, "YOU CAN HAVE EVERYTHING" ? SEEMS LIKE SOME PEOPLE DO, IS THAT RIGHT ? IS IT, "YOU CAN HAVE EVERYTHING" ? SEEMS LIKE SOME PEOPLE DO,
917 01:21:47,370 01:21:50,006 SO I'M SOMEWHAT CONFUSED ON THAT LEVEL. SO I'M SOMEWHAT CONFUSED ON THAT LEVEL.
918 01:21:53,376 01:21:56,345 SIT DOWN. LET'S TALK. THANK YOU. SIT DOWN. LET'S TALK. THANK YOU.
919 01:21:56,379 01:21:58,347 MM-HMM. MM-HMM.
920 01:22:04,187 01:22:08,691 HEY THERE, HANDSOME. ANDREW, COULD I GET YOU ANYTHING TO DRINK ? HEY THERE, HANDSOME. ANDREW, COULD I GET YOU ANYTHING TO DRINK ?
921 01:22:08,724 01:22:13,362 SORRY, I HAVE NO STOMACH. OH. COULD I GET SOMETHING FOR HIM ? SORRY, I HAVE NO STOMACH. OH. COULD I GET SOMETHING FOR HIM ?
922 01:22:13,396 01:22:16,365 HE HAS A STOMACH. YES. DO YOU THINK HE'S HUNGRY ? HE HAS A STOMACH. YES. DO YOU THINK HE'S HUNGRY ?
923 01:22:16,399 01:22:19,202 [ Continue Speaking, Indistinct ] [ Continue Speaking, Indistinct ]
924 01:22:34,150 01:22:36,352 [ Woman Over P.A., Indistinct ] [ Woman Over P.A., Indistinct ]
925 01:22:51,600 01:22:53,402 [ Chattering ] [ Chattering ]
926 01:22:58,274 01:23:01,544 HOW IS SHE ? SHE'S SLEEPING. HOW IS SHE ? SHE'S SLEEPING.
927 01:23:01,577 01:23:03,546 WHAT HAPPENED ? WHAT HAPPENED ?
928 01:23:03,579 01:23:06,349 SHE HAD A STROKE. SHE HAD A STROKE.
929 01:23:22,565 01:23:24,733 [ Door Closing ] [ Door Closing ]
930 01:23:38,547 01:23:43,386 MM. THERE YOU ARE. MM. THERE YOU ARE.
931 01:23:44,587 01:23:47,356 LITTLE MISS. LITTLE MISS.
932 01:24:04,607 01:24:06,775 HMM. HMM.
933 01:24:20,389 01:24:24,059 [ Exhaling ] [ Exhaling ]
934 01:24:39,608 01:24:42,178 SHE'S GONE ? SHE'S GONE ?
935 01:24:55,258 01:24:58,361 IT'S CRUEL THAT YOU CAN CRY AND I CANNOT. IT'S CRUEL THAT YOU CAN CRY AND I CANNOT.
936 01:24:58,394 01:25:03,566 HERE IS A TERRIBLE PAIN I CANNOT EXPRESS. HERE IS A TERRIBLE PAIN I CANNOT EXPRESS.
937 01:25:06,302 01:25:11,374 WILL EVERY HUMAN BEING THAT I CARE FOR... WILL EVERY HUMAN BEING THAT I CARE FOR...
938 01:25:11,407 01:25:15,578 JUST... LEAVE ? JUST... LEAVE ?
939 01:25:20,316 01:25:22,885 I'M AFRAID SO. I'M AFRAID SO.
940 01:25:26,222 01:25:28,224 THAT WON'T DO. THAT WON'T DO.
941 01:25:33,396 01:25:37,700 ANDREW, THIS IS REMARKABLY IMPRESSIVE. YOU DID THIS ALL BY YOURSELF ? ANDREW, THIS IS REMARKABLY IMPRESSIVE. YOU DID THIS ALL BY YOURSELF ?
942 01:25:37,733 01:25:41,870 YES. I DOWNLOADED EVERY KNOWN MEDICAL TEXTBOOK INTO MY MEMORY. YES. I DOWNLOADED EVERY KNOWN MEDICAL TEXTBOOK INTO MY MEMORY.
943 01:25:41,904 01:25:46,575 I STUDIED THEM. THAT'S HOW I CAME UP WITH THESE DRAWINGS. I STUDIED THEM. THAT'S HOW I CAME UP WITH THESE DRAWINGS.
944 01:25:46,609 01:25:49,212 I KNOW THEY'RE VERY PRIMITIVE AND NOT ENTIRELY COMPLETE, I KNOW THEY'RE VERY PRIMITIVE AND NOT ENTIRELY COMPLETE,
945 01:25:49,245 01:25:52,715 BUT THAT'S WHY I NEED YOU TO FILL IN THE MECHANICAL GAPS, RUPERT. BUT THAT'S WHY I NEED YOU TO FILL IN THE MECHANICAL GAPS, RUPERT.
946 01:25:52,748 01:25:54,717 THIS IS ANOTHER UPGRADE. THIS IS ANOTHER UPGRADE.
947 01:25:54,750 01:25:57,686 IT'S CONSIDERABLY MORE THAN AN UPGRADE. I MEAN, YOU'RE-- IT'S CONSIDERABLY MORE THAN AN UPGRADE. I MEAN, YOU'RE--
948 01:25:57,720 01:26:01,724 YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT A PROFOUND TRANSITION... YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT A PROFOUND TRANSITION...
949 01:26:01,757 01:26:04,627 FROM THE MECHANICAL TO THE BIOLOGICAL. FROM THE MECHANICAL TO THE BIOLOGICAL.
950 01:26:04,660 01:26:08,597 I REALIZE THAT, AND I BELIEVE IT IS THE IDEAL MARRIAGE OF BOTH FIELDS. I REALIZE THAT, AND I BELIEVE IT IS THE IDEAL MARRIAGE OF BOTH FIELDS.
951 01:26:08,631 01:26:11,767 NOT ONLY THAT, BUT THIS STUFF COULD CUT BOTH WAYS. NOT ONLY THAT, BUT THIS STUFF COULD CUT BOTH WAYS.
952 01:26:11,800 01:26:15,604 I DON'T THINK THAT ANY EXISTING PROSTHETIC DEVICES OR ARTIFICIAL ORGANS... I DON'T THINK THAT ANY EXISTING PROSTHETIC DEVICES OR ARTIFICIAL ORGANS...
953 01:26:15,638 01:26:18,507 HOLD A CANDLE TO WHAT YOU'VE DESIGNED HERE. HOLD A CANDLE TO WHAT YOU'VE DESIGNED HERE.
954 01:26:18,541 01:26:22,411 YOU COULD USE THESE IN HUMAN BEINGS AS WELL. YOU COULD USE THESE IN HUMAN BEINGS AS WELL.
955 01:26:22,445 01:26:24,447 EXACTLY. EXACTLY.
956 01:26:25,781 01:26:27,583 WOW ! WOW !
957 01:26:51,474 01:26:54,410 ** [ Winding Down ] ** [ Winding Down ]
958 01:27:00,549 01:27:03,752 WHAT A PIECE OF FECAL MATTER. SHIT. WHAT A PIECE OF FECAL MATTER. SHIT.
959 01:27:03,786 01:27:06,289 EXCUSE ME ? WHAT A PIECE OF SHIT. EXCUSE ME ? WHAT A PIECE OF SHIT.
960 01:27:06,322 01:27:08,291 I KNOW THAT. I KNOW THAT.
961 01:27:08,324 01:27:11,427 NO, THAT'S WAY YOU SAY WHEN YOU'RE FRUSTRATED. YOU SAY "PIECE OF SHIT." NO, THAT'S WAY YOU SAY WHEN YOU'RE FRUSTRATED. YOU SAY "PIECE OF SHIT."
962 01:27:14,430 01:27:18,501 - "PIECE OF SHIT" ? - YES, BUT-BUT WITH FEELING. - "PIECE OF SHIT" ? - YES, BUT-BUT WITH FEELING.
963 01:27:18,534 01:27:20,636 OH. WHAT A PIECE OF SHIT. OH. WHAT A PIECE OF SHIT.
964 01:27:20,669 01:27:22,571 MORE. WHAT A PIECE OF SHIT ! MORE. WHAT A PIECE OF SHIT !
965 01:27:22,605 01:27:25,708 GOOD, VERY GOOD. THANK YOU. GOOD, VERY GOOD. THANK YOU.
966 01:27:25,741 01:27:30,546 NOW, ARE YOU AWARE THAT WHAT YOU'VE ESSENTIALLY DESIGNED HERE... NOW, ARE YOU AWARE THAT WHAT YOU'VE ESSENTIALLY DESIGNED HERE...
967 01:27:30,579 01:27:32,681 IS THE EQUIVALENT OF THE HUMAN CENTRAL NERVOUS SYSTEM ? IS THE EQUIVALENT OF THE HUMAN CENTRAL NERVOUS SYSTEM ?
968 01:27:32,715 01:27:35,684 THAT WAS MY INTENTION, YES. OKAY. THAT WAS MY INTENTION, YES. OKAY.
969 01:27:35,718 01:27:40,656 WELL, YOU GOTTA REALIZE THAT A NERVOUS SYSTEM IS GOING TO... WELL, YOU GOTTA REALIZE THAT A NERVOUS SYSTEM IS GOING TO...
970 01:27:40,689 01:27:45,428 RADICALLY ENHANCE THE WAY THAT YOU FEEL AND PERCEIVE THE WORLD AROUND YOU. RADICALLY ENHANCE THE WAY THAT YOU FEEL AND PERCEIVE THE WORLD AROUND YOU.
971 01:27:45,461 01:27:49,565 I'M NOT JUST TALKING ABOUT HOT AND COLD AND LITTLE TINY PINPRICKS. I'M NOT JUST TALKING ABOUT HOT AND COLD AND LITTLE TINY PINPRICKS.
972 01:27:49,598 01:27:51,600 PUT IT THIS WAY: PUT IT THIS WAY:
973 01:27:53,569 01:27:56,572 AS YOUR EXPERIENCE BECOMES VARIED, AS YOUR EXPERIENCE BECOMES VARIED,
974 01:27:56,605 01:28:00,709 SO WILL THE FEELINGS, EMOTIONS, SENSATIONS... SO WILL THE FEELINGS, EMOTIONS, SENSATIONS...
975 01:28:00,743 01:28:03,078 STIMULATED BY THAT EXPERIENCE. STIMULATED BY THAT EXPERIENCE.
976 01:28:03,111 01:28:07,516 AND WHILE SOME OF THESE WILL BE VERY SUBTLE... AND WHILE SOME OF THESE WILL BE VERY SUBTLE...
977 01:28:07,550 01:28:11,354 AND WONDERFUL AND NUANCED AND SHADED, AND WONDERFUL AND NUANCED AND SHADED,
978 01:28:11,387 01:28:16,492 OTHERS WILL BE PROFOUNDLY INTENSE AND DIFFICULT TO TOLERATE. OTHERS WILL BE PROFOUNDLY INTENSE AND DIFFICULT TO TOLERATE.
979 01:28:18,861 01:28:21,564 DO YOU FEEL LIKE YOU'RE READY FOR THAT ? DO YOU FEEL LIKE YOU'RE READY FOR THAT ?
980 01:28:30,873 01:28:33,041 ABSOLUTELY. ABSOLUTELY.
981 01:28:41,417 01:28:43,886 LOVELY. THANK YOU. LOVELY. THANK YOU.
982 01:28:43,919 01:28:46,422 I WAS REFERRING TO THE STATUE. I WAS REFERRING TO THE STATUE.
983 01:28:46,455 01:28:48,657 I KNOW. I KNOW.
984 01:28:50,926 01:28:52,895 COULD YOU FIX THIS PIECE OF SHIT ? COULD YOU FIX THIS PIECE OF SHIT ?
985 01:28:52,928 01:28:56,532 [ Laughing ] I DON'T KNOW. LET ME TAKE A LOOK. [ Laughing ] I DON'T KNOW. LET ME TAKE A LOOK.
986 01:29:07,676 01:29:12,347 ANDREW, I'M SURE YOU COULD RESTORE THIS YOURSELF. YES, I COULD. ANDREW, I'M SURE YOU COULD RESTORE THIS YOURSELF. YES, I COULD.
987 01:29:14,116 01:29:16,084 BUT YOU COULD DO IT MUCH BETTER. BUT YOU COULD DO IT MUCH BETTER.
988 01:29:19,855 01:29:21,924 WELL, I'D BE HAPPY TO FIX IT FOR YOU. WELL, I'D BE HAPPY TO FIX IT FOR YOU.
989 01:29:21,957 01:29:25,494 IF IT'S NOT TOO MUCH EFFORT. NO, NOT AT ALL. IF IT'S NOT TOO MUCH EFFORT. NO, NOT AT ALL.
990 01:29:27,496 01:29:31,099 I'VE BEEN WORKING ALL DAY, AND I COULD REALLY USE SOME AIR. DO YOU WANNA GO FOR A WALK ? I'VE BEEN WORKING ALL DAY, AND I COULD REALLY USE SOME AIR. DO YOU WANNA GO FOR A WALK ?
991 01:29:31,133 01:29:33,602 OH, THAT WOULD BE QUITE SPLENDID. YES. OH, THAT WOULD BE QUITE SPLENDID. YES.
992 01:29:33,636 01:29:37,606 [ Laughing ] WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING AT ME ? [ Laughing ] WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING AT ME ?
993 01:29:37,640 01:29:40,843 YOU'RE JUST-- YOU'RE ALWAYS SO POLITE AND SO PROPER. YOU'RE JUST-- YOU'RE ALWAYS SO POLITE AND SO PROPER.
994 01:29:40,876 01:29:43,812 IT'S VERY SWEET. THANK YOU. IT'S VERY SWEET. THANK YOU.
995 01:29:45,013 01:29:46,982 LET'S GO. LET'S GO.
996 01:29:47,015 01:29:48,784 THANK YOU. [ Chuckling ] THANK YOU. [ Chuckling ]
997 01:29:50,653 01:29:53,622 * WHEN A MAN'S AN EMPTY KETTLE * * WHEN A MAN'S AN EMPTY KETTLE *
998 01:29:53,656 01:29:55,824 * HE SHOULD BE ON HIS METTLE * * HE SHOULD BE ON HIS METTLE *
999 01:29:55,858 01:29:59,462 * AND YET I'M TORN APART * * AND YET I'M TORN APART *
1000 01:29:59,495 01:30:03,966 * IT'S BECAUSE I'M PRESUMIN' THAT I COULD BE KINDA HUMAN * * IT'S BECAUSE I'M PRESUMIN' THAT I COULD BE KINDA HUMAN *
1001 01:30:03,999 01:30:07,970 * IF I ONLY HAD A HEART * * IF I ONLY HAD A HEART *
1002 01:30:08,003 01:30:11,840 * PICTURE ME DO YOU HAVE AN IMPACT DRILL ? * PICTURE ME DO YOU HAVE AN IMPACT DRILL ?
1003 01:30:11,874 01:30:14,142 UH, YEAH, OVER ON THE RACK. THANK YOU. UH, YEAH, OVER ON THE RACK. THANK YOU.
1004 01:30:14,176 01:30:18,013 ** [ Continues Singing ] [ Drill Whirring ] ** [ Continues Singing ] [ Drill Whirring ]
1005 01:30:18,046 01:30:20,148 JESUS ! [ Robot Screaming ] JESUS ! [ Robot Screaming ]
1006 01:30:21,850 01:30:23,986 [ Portia ] THERE'S A PARTY NEXT WEEK... [ Portia ] THERE'S A PARTY NEXT WEEK...
1007 01:30:24,019 01:30:26,722 TO CELEBRATE THE OPENING OF THE BUILDING THAT I RESTORED, TO CELEBRATE THE OPENING OF THE BUILDING THAT I RESTORED,
1008 01:30:26,755 01:30:28,957 AND ALL MY FRIENDS WILL BE THERE, AND ALL MY FRIENDS WILL BE THERE,
1009 01:30:28,991 01:30:30,959 AND IT WOULD BE GREAT IF YOU COULD COME. AND IT WOULD BE GREAT IF YOU COULD COME.
1010 01:30:30,993 01:30:33,762 I WOULD LOVE TO. THANK YOU. I WOULD LOVE TO. THANK YOU.
1011 01:30:35,531 01:30:37,900 I THINK YOU'RE LETTING ME WIN. I THINK YOU'RE LETTING ME WIN.
1012 01:30:45,774 01:30:48,644 CHECKMATE. CHECKMATE.
1013 01:30:53,048 01:30:58,621 [ Woman ] * I LOVE ALL [ Woman ] * I LOVE ALL
1014 01:30:58,654 01:31:02,190 * THE MANY CHARMS * THE MANY CHARMS
1015 01:31:02,224 01:31:06,929 * ABOUT YOU * ABOUT YOU
1016 01:31:06,962 01:31:09,798 * ABOVE ALL * ABOVE ALL
1017 01:31:09,832 01:31:15,070 * I WANT MY ARMS * I WANT MY ARMS
1018 01:31:15,103 01:31:18,006 * ABOUT YOU * ABOUT YOU
1019 01:31:18,040 01:31:21,877 * DON'T DON'T BE * * DON'T DON'T BE *
1020 01:31:21,910 01:31:26,615 * A NAUGHTY, NAUGHTY BABY * A NAUGHTY, NAUGHTY BABY
1021 01:31:26,649 01:31:28,717 * COME TO MAMA * COME TO MAMA
1022 01:31:28,751 01:31:33,055 * COME TO MAMA, DO * COME TO MAMA, DO
1023 01:31:33,088 01:31:35,924 * MY SWEET * MY SWEET
1024 01:31:35,958 01:31:41,597 * EMBRACEABLE * EMBRACEABLE
1025 01:31:42,598 01:31:46,702 * YOU * * YOU *
1026 01:31:52,007 01:31:56,311 CHARLES, WHY DON'T YOU GO GET US A DRINK ? CHARLES, WHY DON'T YOU GO GET US A DRINK ?
1027 01:31:56,344 01:31:58,747 SURE. SURE.
1028 01:31:58,781 01:32:02,951 [ Applause ] THANK YOU. THANK YOU. [ Applause ] THANK YOU. THANK YOU.
1029 01:32:05,020 01:32:09,892 * THE VERY THOUGHT OF YOU * THE VERY THOUGHT OF YOU
1030 01:32:12,695 01:32:17,700 * AND I FORGET TO DO * AND I FORGET TO DO
1031 01:32:19,635 01:32:25,073 * THE SIMPLE ORDINARY THINGS * * THE SIMPLE ORDINARY THINGS *
1032 01:32:25,107 01:32:31,279 * THAT EVERYONE OUGHT TO DO * * THAT EVERYONE OUGHT TO DO *
1033 01:32:33,816 01:32:36,685 * I'M LIVING IN * I'M LIVING IN
1034 01:32:36,719 01:32:41,023 * A KIND OF DAYDREAM * A KIND OF DAYDREAM
1035 01:32:42,324 01:32:47,129 * I'M HAPPY AS A KING * I'M HAPPY AS A KING
1036 01:32:47,162 01:32:50,799 * AND FOOLISH * AND FOOLISH
1037 01:32:50,833 01:32:54,336 * THOUGH IT MAY SEEM * THOUGH IT MAY SEEM
1038 01:32:54,369 01:32:58,907 * TO ME YOU'RE EVERYTHING * TO ME YOU'RE EVERYTHING
1039 01:33:00,075 01:33:03,979 * THE MERE IDEA OF YOU * THE MERE IDEA OF YOU
1040 01:33:07,215 01:33:12,788 * THOUGH I'M HERE FOR YOU * THOUGH I'M HERE FOR YOU
1041 01:33:13,856 01:33:16,992 * YOU'LL NEVER KNOW * YOU'LL NEVER KNOW
1042 01:33:17,025 01:33:20,028 * HOW SLOW THE MOMENTS GO * * HOW SLOW THE MOMENTS GO *
1043 01:33:20,062 01:33:25,701 * 'TIL I'M NEAR YOU * * 'TIL I'M NEAR YOU *
1044 01:33:29,738 01:33:33,742 I NEVER UNDERSTOOD THE PHRASE "PEARLS BEFORE SWANS." [ Laughing ] I NEVER UNDERSTOOD THE PHRASE "PEARLS BEFORE SWANS." [ Laughing ]
1045 01:33:33,776 01:33:35,744 WHAT ? SWINE. WHAT ? SWINE.
1046 01:33:35,778 01:33:38,346 OH ? THEN THE BALLET IS NOT SWINE LAKE ? OH ? THEN THE BALLET IS NOT SWINE LAKE ?
1047 01:33:38,380 01:33:41,684 OH, GOD, NOBODY MAKES ME LAUGH LIKE YOU. OH, GOD, NOBODY MAKES ME LAUGH LIKE YOU.
1048 01:33:41,717 01:33:44,787 LAUGHTER IS ESSENTIAL FOR A GOOD FRIENDSHIP. LAUGHTER IS ESSENTIAL FOR A GOOD FRIENDSHIP.
1049 01:33:44,820 01:33:46,789 YES, IT IS. YES, IT IS.
1050 01:33:50,125 01:33:53,729 SOMETIMES I GET THE FEELING THAT... SOMETIMES I GET THE FEELING THAT...
1051 01:33:54,797 01:33:58,033 YOU FEEL A CERTAIN WAY ABOUT US... YOU FEEL A CERTAIN WAY ABOUT US...
1052 01:33:58,066 01:34:00,969 AND... THAT YOU... AND... THAT YOU...
1053 01:34:01,003 01:34:02,938 WISH OR-- WISH OR--
1054 01:34:02,971 01:34:05,107 [ Laughing ] WHAT ? [ Laughing ] WHAT ?
1055 01:34:05,140 01:34:09,077 I DON'T KNOW. IT'S JUST A LITTLE-- I DON'T KNOW. IT'S JUST A LITTLE--
1056 01:34:09,111 01:34:13,081 HAVING THIS CONVERSATION WITH-- HAVING THIS CONVERSATION WITH--
1057 01:34:13,115 01:34:15,951 A ROBOT ? YES. A ROBOT ? YES.
1058 01:34:15,984 01:34:18,754 I-I MEAN, A THING IS ITSELF, ANDREW. I-I MEAN, A THING IS ITSELF, ANDREW.
1059 01:34:18,787 01:34:21,824 A TREE IS A TREE, WATER IS WATER. YOU... A TREE IS A TREE, WATER IS WATER. YOU...
1060 01:34:21,857 01:34:24,059 ARE A MAGNIFICENT MACHINE. ARE A MAGNIFICENT MACHINE.
1061 01:34:24,092 01:34:28,096 BUT NO MATTER HOW MUCH YOU CHANGE, THAT'S WHAT YOU'LL ALWAYS BE. BUT NO MATTER HOW MUCH YOU CHANGE, THAT'S WHAT YOU'LL ALWAYS BE.
1062 01:34:28,130 01:34:33,769 NO, I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT, WILL NOT BELIEVE THAT. NO, I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT, WILL NOT BELIEVE THAT.
1063 01:34:33,802 01:34:36,204 I REALIZE I'M NOT ENTIRELY HUMAN. I REALIZE I'M NOT ENTIRELY HUMAN.
1064 01:34:36,238 01:34:39,241 THAT'S WHY PEOPLE DON'T ALWAYS LIKE OR UNDERSTAND ME. THAT'S WHY PEOPLE DON'T ALWAYS LIKE OR UNDERSTAND ME.
1065 01:34:39,274 01:34:41,243 I LIKE YOU. YOU DO ? I LIKE YOU. YOU DO ?
1066 01:34:41,276 01:34:44,980 I EVEN UNDERSTAND YOU... SOME OF THE TIME. I EVEN UNDERSTAND YOU... SOME OF THE TIME.
1067 01:34:45,013 01:34:47,249 BUT I-- BUT I--
1068 01:34:47,282 01:34:50,085 I CAN'T INVEST MY EMOTIONS IN A MACHINE. I CAN'T INVEST MY EMOTIONS IN A MACHINE.
1069 01:34:55,323 01:34:57,793 MUST BE A GENETIC TRAIT. MUST BE A GENETIC TRAIT.
1070 01:35:02,064 01:35:05,133 THINGS CHANGE, PORTIA. THINGS CHANGE, PORTIA.
1071 01:35:05,167 01:35:07,135 THINGS ALWAYS CHANGE. THINGS ALWAYS CHANGE.
1072 01:35:14,209 01:35:16,211 SHE LAUGHED AT ME. SHE LAUGHED AT ME.
1073 01:35:16,244 01:35:20,248 "A THING IS ITSELF, ANDREW. WATER IS WATER." [ Scoffs ] "A THING IS ITSELF, ANDREW. WATER IS WATER." [ Scoffs ]
1074 01:35:20,282 01:35:23,952 WHAT ABOUT ICE ? WHAT ABOUT STEAM, HMM ? WHAT ABOUT ICE ? WHAT ABOUT STEAM, HMM ?
1075 01:35:23,986 01:35:26,789 ANDY, YOU GOTTA CALM DOWN, OKAY ? ANDY, YOU GOTTA CALM DOWN, OKAY ?
1076 01:35:26,822 01:35:29,191 DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE LAUGHED AT ? DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE LAUGHED AT ?
1077 01:35:29,224 01:35:33,228 HUMILIATING. IT'S AN ABOMINATION. HUMILIATING. IT'S AN ABOMINATION.
1078 01:35:33,261 01:35:36,799 LOOK AT ME. LOOK WHAT I'M DOING HERE. LOOK AT ME. LOOK WHAT I'M DOING HERE.
1079 01:35:36,832 01:35:38,801 I AM TRYING TO MAKE SOMETHING OF MYSELF. I AM TRYING TO MAKE SOMETHING OF MYSELF.
1080 01:35:38,834 01:35:41,303 I AM TRYING TO FULFILL MY DESTINY. DOES SHE NOTICE ? I AM TRYING TO FULFILL MY DESTINY. DOES SHE NOTICE ?
1081 01:35:41,336 01:35:43,305 ANDREW ? YES ? ANDREW ? YES ?
1082 01:35:43,338 01:35:45,974 I DON'T WANT YOU TO TAKE THIS PERSONALLY, BUT I HAVE TO WORK NOW. I DON'T WANT YOU TO TAKE THIS PERSONALLY, BUT I HAVE TO WORK NOW.
1083 01:35:46,008 01:35:47,943 GOOD NIGHT. GOOD NI-- GOOD NIGHT. GOOD NI--
1084 01:35:57,052 01:35:59,287 WHERE'VE YOU BEEN ? I'VE BEEN TRYING TO CALL YOU. WHERE'VE YOU BEEN ? I'VE BEEN TRYING TO CALL YOU.
1085 01:35:59,321 01:36:02,224 POKE ME IN THE EYE. POKE ME IN THE EYE, PORTIA. WHAT ? POKE ME IN THE EYE. POKE ME IN THE EYE, PORTIA. WHAT ?
1086 01:36:02,257 01:36:04,192 YOU'RE CRAZY. POKE ME IN THE EYE ! YOU'RE CRAZY. POKE ME IN THE EYE !
1087 01:36:04,226 01:36:07,529 OW ! OW ! [ Laughing ] OW ! OW ! [ Laughing ]
1088 01:36:07,562 01:36:10,298 THAT HURTS. OW. [ Laughs ] THAT HURTS. OW. [ Laughs ]
1089 01:36:10,332 01:36:13,001 IT WORKS. WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON ? IT WORKS. WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON ?
1090 01:36:13,035 01:36:16,171 IT'S MY NEURAL NET. I AM THE PROUD OWNER OF A CENTRAL NERVOUS SYSTEM. IT'S MY NEURAL NET. I AM THE PROUD OWNER OF A CENTRAL NERVOUS SYSTEM.
1091 01:36:16,204 01:36:18,573 YOU CAN FEEL. OH, YES, VERY MUCH. YOU CAN FEEL. OH, YES, VERY MUCH.
1092 01:36:18,606 01:36:20,943 WILL YOU DO SOMETHING FOR ME ? WILL YOU DO SOMETHING FOR ME ?
1093 01:36:20,976 01:36:23,545 WILL YOU PERFORM AN EXPERIMENT JUST FOR THE SAKE OF SCIENCE ? ALL RIGHT. WILL YOU PERFORM AN EXPERIMENT JUST FOR THE SAKE OF SCIENCE ? ALL RIGHT.
1094 01:36:23,578 01:36:25,780 KISS ME. KISS ME.
1095 01:36:27,149 01:36:30,118 NO, NOT THERE. HERE. NO, NOT THERE. HERE.
1096 01:36:37,926 01:36:39,928 THANK YOU. THANK YOU.
1097 01:36:39,962 01:36:42,865 COULD YOU FEEL IT ? COULD YOU FEEL IT ?
1098 01:36:42,898 01:36:45,233 IT'S WONDERFUL. IT'S WONDERFUL.
1099 01:36:45,267 01:36:48,070 IT'S EVERYTHING THEY SAY IT IS. IT'S EVERYTHING THEY SAY IT IS.
1100 01:36:49,604 01:36:51,573 AND YOU ? AND YOU ?
1101 01:36:57,579 01:37:00,082 PORTIA, WHAT'S WRONG ? PORTIA, WHAT'S WRONG ?
1102 01:37:01,383 01:37:04,186 CHARLES AND I ARE GETTING MARRIED. CHARLES AND I ARE GETTING MARRIED.
1103 01:37:11,426 01:37:13,395 HE'S A LUCKY MAN. HE'S A LUCKY MAN.
1104 01:37:13,428 01:37:16,131 CONGRATULATIONS TO THE BOTH OF YOU. CONGRATULATIONS TO THE BOTH OF YOU.
1105 01:37:16,164 01:37:18,300 GODDAMN IT, ANDREW. GODDAMN IT, ANDREW.
1106 01:37:18,333 01:37:20,969 IF YOU'RE GONNA SUCCEED AT THIS THING-- WHAT THING ? IF YOU'RE GONNA SUCCEED AT THIS THING-- WHAT THING ?
1107 01:37:21,003 01:37:25,173 THIS THING YOU'RE TRYING TO DO-- YOU'VE GOT TO STOP BEING SO DAMN DEFERENTIAL. THIS THING YOU'RE TRYING TO DO-- YOU'VE GOT TO STOP BEING SO DAMN DEFERENTIAL.
1108 01:37:25,207 01:37:28,911 I CAN'T HELP BEING DEFERENTIAL. IT'S BUILT IN. THEN CHANGE. I CAN'T HELP BEING DEFERENTIAL. IT'S BUILT IN. THEN CHANGE.
1109 01:37:28,944 01:37:31,279 CHANGE ? I HAVE CHANGED. CHANGE ? I HAVE CHANGED.
1110 01:37:31,313 01:37:34,649 I DON'T MEAN ON THE OUTSIDE. CHANGE ON THE INSIDE. I DON'T MEAN ON THE OUTSIDE. CHANGE ON THE INSIDE.
1111 01:37:34,682 01:37:36,651 TAKE CHANCES, MAKE MISTAKES. MISTAKES ? TAKE CHANCES, MAKE MISTAKES. MISTAKES ?
1112 01:37:36,684 01:37:40,122 YES ! SOMETIMES IT'S IMPORTANT NOT TO BE PERFECT, OKAY ? YES ! SOMETIMES IT'S IMPORTANT NOT TO BE PERFECT, OKAY ?
1113 01:37:40,155 01:37:42,390 IT'S IMPORTANT TO DO THE WRONG THING. DO THE WRONG THING ? IT'S IMPORTANT TO DO THE WRONG THING. DO THE WRONG THING ?
1114 01:37:42,424 01:37:46,194 YES ! WHY ? OH, I SEE-- TO LEARN FROM YOUR MISTAKES. YES ! WHY ? OH, I SEE-- TO LEARN FROM YOUR MISTAKES.
1115 01:37:46,228 01:37:48,663 NO, TO MAKE THEM. NO, TO MAKE THEM.
1116 01:37:48,696 01:37:52,600 TO FIND OUT WHAT'S REAL AND WHAT'S NOT. TO FIND OUT WHAT YOU FEEL. TO FIND OUT WHAT'S REAL AND WHAT'S NOT. TO FIND OUT WHAT YOU FEEL.
1117 01:37:52,634 01:37:55,403 HUMAN BEINGS ARE TERRIBLE MESSES, ANDREW. HUMAN BEINGS ARE TERRIBLE MESSES, ANDREW.
1118 01:37:55,437 01:37:59,274 I'LL GRANT YOU THAT. I SEE. I'LL GRANT YOU THAT. I SEE.
1119 01:37:59,307 01:38:03,311 THIS IS WHAT IS KNOWN AS AN IRRATIONAL CONVERSATION, ISN'T IT ? THIS IS WHAT IS KNOWN AS AN IRRATIONAL CONVERSATION, ISN'T IT ?
1120 01:38:03,345 01:38:05,447 NO, THIS IS A HUMAN CONVERSATION. NO, THIS IS A HUMAN CONVERSATION.
1121 01:38:05,480 01:38:09,217 IT'S NOT ABOUT BEING RATIONAL. IT'S ABOUT FOLLOWING YOUR HEART. IT'S NOT ABOUT BEING RATIONAL. IT'S ABOUT FOLLOWING YOUR HEART.
1122 01:38:10,318 01:38:12,287 AND THAT'S WHAT I SHOULD DO ? YES. AND THAT'S WHAT I SHOULD DO ? YES.
1123 01:38:12,320 01:38:14,656 AND YOU HAVE A HEART, ANDREW. YOU DO. AND YOU HAVE A HEART, ANDREW. YOU DO.
1124 01:38:14,689 01:38:19,327 I FEEL IT. I DON'T EVEN BELIEVE IT SOMETIMES, BUT I DO FEEL IT. I FEEL IT. I DON'T EVEN BELIEVE IT SOMETIMES, BUT I DO FEEL IT.
1125 01:38:21,496 01:38:24,099 AND IN ORDER TO FOLLOW THAT HEART, AND IN ORDER TO FOLLOW THAT HEART,
1126 01:38:27,369 01:38:29,337 ONE MUST DO THE WRONG THING. ONE MUST DO THE WRONG THING.
1127 01:38:29,371 01:38:31,373 YES. YES.
1128 01:38:36,211 01:38:38,213 THANK YOU. THANK YOU.
1129 01:39:12,380 01:39:17,152 GALATEA, COULD YOU BE A LITTLE MORE CAREFUL ? THAT'S VERY DELICATE EQUIPMENT. GALATEA, COULD YOU BE A LITTLE MORE CAREFUL ? THAT'S VERY DELICATE EQUIPMENT.
1130 01:39:20,055 01:39:22,724 - [ Shattering ] - SORRY. - [ Shattering ] - SORRY.
1131 01:39:22,757 01:39:27,362 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING ? - NEAR AS I CAN TELL, YOUR BITCH WORK. - WHAT ARE YOU DOING ? - NEAR AS I CAN TELL, YOUR BITCH WORK.
1132 01:39:27,395 01:39:29,464 MY WHA ? MY WHA ?
1133 01:39:29,497 01:39:32,434 OH, YOU HEARD ME, AND I'M SICK OF IT ! OH, YOU HEARD ME, AND I'M SICK OF IT !
1134 01:39:32,467 01:39:35,403 ALL DAY LONG IT'S, "YES, RUPERT, SIR," "NO, RUPERT, SIR." ALL DAY LONG IT'S, "YES, RUPERT, SIR," "NO, RUPERT, SIR."
1135 01:39:35,437 01:39:38,273 "WOULD YOU LIKE ANOTHER BEVERAGE, RUPERT, SIR ?" "WOULD YOU LIKE ANOTHER BEVERAGE, RUPERT, SIR ?"
1136 01:39:38,306 01:39:41,376 AND IT CHAPS MY ASS ! AND IT CHAPS MY ASS !
1137 01:39:41,409 01:39:43,445 SO HERE'S A HELPFUL HINT FOR YOU: SO HERE'S A HELPFUL HINT FOR YOU:
1138 01:39:43,478 01:39:48,350 [ Shouting ] SHUT UP, AND LET ME DO MY WORK ! [ Shouting ] SHUT UP, AND LET ME DO MY WORK !
1139 01:39:56,258 01:39:58,393 [ Clattering ] NO, NO. [ Clattering ] NO, NO.
1140 01:40:04,432 01:40:06,434 I'M DONE. I'M DONE.
1141 01:40:12,340 01:40:14,742 "CHAPS MY ASS" ? "CHAPS MY ASS" ?
1142 01:40:23,551 01:40:26,088 GIVE ME BACK THE CHIP. WHERE'S THE CHIP ? I REPLACED IT. GIVE ME BACK THE CHIP. WHERE'S THE CHIP ? I REPLACED IT.
1143 01:40:26,121 01:40:30,425 ANDREW, SHE'S UNCOOPERATIVE, SHE'S ABUSIVE, SHE'S CONFRONTATIONAL-- ANDREW, SHE'S UNCOOPERATIVE, SHE'S ABUSIVE, SHE'S CONFRONTATIONAL--
1144 01:40:30,458 01:40:32,427 AND A LOT MORE INTERESTING, DON'T YOU THINK ? AND A LOT MORE INTERESTING, DON'T YOU THINK ?
1145 01:40:32,460 01:40:35,363 ARGUABLY, BUT WE'RE NOT GETTING ANY WORK DONE, ANDREW. ARGUABLY, BUT WE'RE NOT GETTING ANY WORK DONE, ANDREW.
1146 01:40:35,397 01:40:38,766 PLEASE, PLEASE, GIVE ME THE OLD PERSONALITY CHIP BACK. PLEASE, PLEASE, GIVE ME THE OLD PERSONALITY CHIP BACK.
1147 01:40:40,168 01:40:43,105 FINE. SHE CAN BE PERKY AGAIN. FINE. SHE CAN BE PERKY AGAIN.
1148 01:40:43,138 01:40:45,607 PERKY ? SHE'S JUST A RO-- I DIDN'T MEAN IT THAT WAY. PERKY ? SHE'S JUST A RO-- I DIDN'T MEAN IT THAT WAY.
1149 01:40:45,640 01:40:50,378 ANDREW ? ANDREW ! I REALLY DIDN'T MEAN THAT. ANDREW ? ANDREW ! I REALLY DIDN'T MEAN THAT.
1150 01:40:50,412 01:40:54,449 WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU TODAY ? ANDREW, WHERE YOU GOING ? WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU TODAY ? ANDREW, WHERE YOU GOING ?
1151 01:40:54,482 01:40:58,553 ** [ Classical ] ** [ Classical ]
1152 01:40:58,586 01:41:00,788 [ Chattering ] [ Chattering ]
1153 01:41:02,657 01:41:05,227 HEY, JAMIE, COME OVER HERE. I WANT YOU TO MEET CHARLES. HEY, JAMIE, COME OVER HERE. I WANT YOU TO MEET CHARLES.
1154 01:41:05,260 01:41:07,362 CHARLES, MY AUNT JAMIE. HI, NICE TO MEET YOU. CHARLES, MY AUNT JAMIE. HI, NICE TO MEET YOU.
1155 01:41:07,395 01:41:09,364 THIS IS RYAN. HEY, RYAN. THIS IS RYAN. HEY, RYAN.
1156 01:41:09,397 01:41:11,599 THIS IS MICHAEL. THIS IS MICHAEL.
1157 01:41:11,633 01:41:13,801 THE BOYS ARE GREAT. THE BOYS ARE GREAT.
1158 01:41:20,608 01:41:23,645 [ Gasps ] RUPERT ! WHAT'S GOING ON ? [ Gasps ] RUPERT ! WHAT'S GOING ON ?
1159 01:41:23,678 01:41:27,549 WHAT'S GOING ON ? PORTIA'S PARENTS ARE THROWING AN ENGAGEMENT PARTY... WHAT'S GOING ON ? PORTIA'S PARENTS ARE THROWING AN ENGAGEMENT PARTY...
1160 01:41:27,582 01:41:30,418 THAT I WASN'T INVITED TO FOR OBVIOUS REASONS. YEAH. THAT I WASN'T INVITED TO FOR OBVIOUS REASONS. YEAH.
1161 01:41:30,452 01:41:32,654 THERE HE IS. WHO ? THERE HE IS. WHO ?
1162 01:41:32,687 01:41:34,656 THE PROSPECTIVE GROOM. WHERE ? THE PROSPECTIVE GROOM. WHERE ?
1163 01:41:34,689 01:41:39,627 WHERE ? THE ONE IN THE PALE BLUE SUIT WITH THE BIG POINTY CHIN. WHERE ? THE ONE IN THE PALE BLUE SUIT WITH THE BIG POINTY CHIN.
1164 01:41:39,661 01:41:43,365 HE'S GOT A POINTY CHIN ? POINTY CHIN ? YOU COULD PUT AN EYE OUT WITH THAT CHIN. HE'S GOT A POINTY CHIN ? POINTY CHIN ? YOU COULD PUT AN EYE OUT WITH THAT CHIN.
1165 01:41:43,398 01:41:46,568 YEAH, THAT'S NOTHING COMPARED TO HIS TEETH. LOOK AT THAT. YEAH, THAT'S NOTHING COMPARED TO HIS TEETH. LOOK AT THAT.
1166 01:41:46,601 01:41:48,536 I'M AMAZED HE'S OUT IN DAYLIGHT. I'M AMAZED HE'S OUT IN DAYLIGHT.
1167 01:41:48,570 01:41:51,239 HE'S GOT FUNNY TEETH, HUH ? HE'S GOT FUNNY TEETH, HUH ?
1168 01:41:51,273 01:41:53,675 YOU NEED TO UPGRADE YOUR EYES. YOU NEED TO UPGRADE YOUR EYES.
1169 01:41:53,708 01:41:56,711 THAT SHOULDN'T STOP PORTIA. SHE CAN MARRY WHOEVER SHE LIKES. THAT SHOULDN'T STOP PORTIA. SHE CAN MARRY WHOEVER SHE LIKES.
1170 01:41:56,744 01:41:59,614 IT'S JUST THAT ONE DAY SHE'S GONNA WAKE UP NEXT TO HIM AND REALIZE... IT'S JUST THAT ONE DAY SHE'S GONNA WAKE UP NEXT TO HIM AND REALIZE...
1171 01:41:59,647 01:42:04,619 THAT SHE IS MARRIED TO A MAN WHOSE FACE CLOSELY RESEMBLES AN ANTIQUE CAN OPENER. THAT SHE IS MARRIED TO A MAN WHOSE FACE CLOSELY RESEMBLES AN ANTIQUE CAN OPENER.
1172 01:42:04,652 01:42:08,256 YOU KNOW ? THE KIND THAT USED TO GO-- [ Clicking ] YOU KNOW ? THE KIND THAT USED TO GO-- [ Clicking ]
1173 01:42:08,290 01:42:10,692 YOU KNOW ? THE ONES THAT MOVE AROUND AND CAN POPS OFF. YOU KNOW ? THE ONES THAT MOVE AROUND AND CAN POPS OFF.
1174 01:42:10,725 01:42:14,629 YOU'RE JEALOUS. YOU ARE JEALOUS. NO, I'M NOT. NO, I'M NOT. YOU'RE JEALOUS. YOU ARE JEALOUS. NO, I'M NOT. NO, I'M NOT.
1175 01:42:14,662 01:42:19,734 YOU ARE. OTHERWISE WHAT ARE YOU DOING SNEAKING AROUND HERE, SPYING ON PORTIA, HUH ? YOU ARE. OTHERWISE WHAT ARE YOU DOING SNEAKING AROUND HERE, SPYING ON PORTIA, HUH ?
1176 01:42:19,767 01:42:23,205 MY GOD, I AM JEALOUS. MY GOD, I AM JEALOUS.
1177 01:42:23,238 01:42:25,573 IF I'M JEALOUS, THAT MEANS I'M IN LOVE. IF I'M JEALOUS, THAT MEANS I'M IN LOVE.
1178 01:42:25,607 01:42:27,609 HI ! OH, THANKS FOR COMING. HI ! OH, THANKS FOR COMING.
1179 01:42:27,642 01:42:31,413 IF I'M IN LOVE, THEN ALL HOPE IS GONE. IF I'M IN LOVE, THEN ALL HOPE IS GONE.
1180 01:42:31,446 01:42:33,748 I'VE LOST HER. I'VE LOST HER.
1181 01:42:33,781 01:42:35,883 ANDREW. ANDREW ! ANDREW. ANDREW !
1182 01:43:07,649 01:43:10,985 ANDY, WOULD YOU LIKE A SIP OF MY BEER ? ANDY, WOULD YOU LIKE A SIP OF MY BEER ?
1183 01:43:11,018 01:43:14,589 IT WOULD BE A WASTE. I COULD NOT TASTE IT. IT WOULD BE A WASTE. I COULD NOT TASTE IT.
1184 01:43:14,622 01:43:18,460 WHAT IF YOU COULD ? IT WOULD BE EXQUISITE. WHAT IF YOU COULD ? IT WOULD BE EXQUISITE.
1185 01:43:22,364 01:43:26,501 I'VE COME UP WITH A DESIGN-- A MODIFICATION, RATHER-- I'VE COME UP WITH A DESIGN-- A MODIFICATION, RATHER--
1186 01:43:26,534 01:43:29,304 THAT, IF I'M CORRECT, THAT, IF I'M CORRECT,
1187 01:43:29,337 01:43:31,606 WOULD ENABLE YOU TO DEAL WITH SOLID FOODS AND LIQUIDS. WOULD ENABLE YOU TO DEAL WITH SOLID FOODS AND LIQUIDS.
1188 01:43:32,807 01:43:35,410 AND TASTE ? TASTE TOO. AND TASTE ? TASTE TOO.
1189 01:43:37,512 01:43:40,482 AND ALSO, [ Exhaling ] AND ALSO, [ Exhaling ]
1190 01:43:40,515 01:43:43,551 IF MY SCHEMATICS ARE CORRECT, IF MY SCHEMATICS ARE CORRECT,
1191 01:43:43,585 01:43:46,020 I THINK I'VE COME UP WITH A METHOD... I THINK I'VE COME UP WITH A METHOD...
1192 01:43:46,053 01:43:48,290 TO MAKE YOU... TO MAKE YOU...
1193 01:43:48,323 01:43:50,292 A COMPLETE MAN. A COMPLETE MAN.
1194 01:43:50,325 01:43:52,694 COMPLETE ? COMPLETE ?
1195 01:43:52,727 01:43:54,696 COMPLETE. COMPLETE.
1196 01:44:02,437 01:44:04,406 COMPLETE ? COMPLETE ?
1197 01:44:04,439 01:44:07,309 NOT IN A REPRODUCTIVE SENSE, OF COURSE, NOT IN A REPRODUCTIVE SENSE, OF COURSE,
1198 01:44:07,342 01:44:10,545 BUT IN TERMS OF APPROXIMATING... BUT IN TERMS OF APPROXIMATING...
1199 01:44:10,578 01:44:14,716 THE PHYSICAL SENSATION, THE PHYSICAL SENSATION,
1200 01:44:14,749 01:44:17,485 YOU KNOW, THAT OCCURS-- YOU KNOW, THAT OCCURS--
1201 01:44:17,519 01:44:19,721 [ Stammering ] FRICTION-- [ Stammering ] FRICTION--
1202 01:44:19,754 01:44:21,723 SEXUAL RELATIONS. YEAH. SEXUAL RELATIONS. YEAH.
1203 01:44:24,091 01:44:27,362 OH, I'VE ALWAYS BEEN FASCINATED BY THAT. OH, I'VE ALWAYS BEEN FASCINATED BY THAT.
1204 01:44:27,395 01:44:29,397 WELL, I MEAN, CURIOUS... WELL, I MEAN, CURIOUS...
1205 01:44:31,366 01:44:33,401 BECAUSE-- BECAUSE--
1206 01:44:33,435 01:44:37,705 WELL, BECAUSE OF WHAT THEY SAY. WHAT DO THEY SAY ? WELL, BECAUSE OF WHAT THEY SAY. WHAT DO THEY SAY ?
1207 01:44:40,442 01:44:43,578 THAT YOU CAN LOSE YOURSELF-- THAT YOU CAN LOSE YOURSELF--
1208 01:44:43,611 01:44:47,582 EVERYTHING, ALL BOUNDARIES, ALL TIME-- EVERYTHING, ALL BOUNDARIES, ALL TIME--
1209 01:44:49,751 01:44:53,388 THE TWO BODIES CAN BECOME SO MIXED UP... THE TWO BODIES CAN BECOME SO MIXED UP...
1210 01:44:53,421 01:44:57,058 THAT YOU DON'T KNOW WHO'S WHO OR WHAT'S WHAT. THAT YOU DON'T KNOW WHO'S WHO OR WHAT'S WHAT.
1211 01:44:57,091 01:45:01,596 AND JUST WHEN THE SWEET CONFUSION IS SO INTENSE YOU THINK YOU'RE GONNA DIE, AND JUST WHEN THE SWEET CONFUSION IS SO INTENSE YOU THINK YOU'RE GONNA DIE,
1212 01:45:01,629 01:45:03,631 YOU KIND OF DO, YOU KIND OF DO,
1213 01:45:03,665 01:45:05,867 LEAVING YOU ALONE IN YOUR SEPARATE BODY. LEAVING YOU ALONE IN YOUR SEPARATE BODY.
1214 01:45:05,900 01:45:08,436 BUT THE ONE YOU LOVE IS STILL THERE. BUT THE ONE YOU LOVE IS STILL THERE.
1215 01:45:09,737 01:45:11,739 THAT'S A MIRACLE. THAT'S A MIRACLE.
1216 01:45:12,840 01:45:15,710 YOU CAN GO TO HEAVEN AND COME BACK ALIVE. YOU CAN GO TO HEAVEN AND COME BACK ALIVE.
1217 01:45:18,513 01:45:22,116 YOU CAN GO BACK ANYTIME YOU WANT-- YOU CAN GO BACK ANYTIME YOU WANT--
1218 01:45:22,149 01:45:24,419 WITH THE ONE YOU LOVE. WITH THE ONE YOU LOVE.
1219 01:45:26,921 01:45:30,057 AND YOU WANT TO EXPERIENCE THAT ? OH, YES, PLEASE. AND YOU WANT TO EXPERIENCE THAT ? OH, YES, PLEASE.
1220 01:45:32,527 01:45:34,529 SO DO I. SO DO I.
1221 01:46:01,923 01:46:04,091 [ Chattering ] [ Chattering ]
1222 01:46:06,461 01:46:10,532 WE'LL HAVE TO HIRE MORE PEOPLE. MAYBE TWO MORE WEEKS. WE'LL HAVE TO HIRE MORE PEOPLE. MAYBE TWO MORE WEEKS.
1223 01:46:10,565 01:46:12,834 [ Whispers ] ANDREW. [ Whispers ] ANDREW.
1224 01:46:15,136 01:46:17,772 EXCUSE ME. I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. SURE. EXCUSE ME. I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. SURE.
1225 01:46:22,844 01:46:25,913 I DIDN'T EXPECT TO SEE YOU. [ Chuckles ] I DIDN'T EXPECT TO SEE YOU. [ Chuckles ]
1226 01:46:25,947 01:46:28,983 I REMEMBER THIS PLACE VERY WELL. I REMEMBER THIS PLACE VERY WELL.
1227 01:46:29,016 01:46:31,519 THIS IS WHERE YOUR GRANDMOTHER WAS MARRIED. THIS IS WHERE YOUR GRANDMOTHER WAS MARRIED.
1228 01:46:31,553 01:46:34,622 YEAH, I WANTED IT READY FOR MY OWN WEDDING. YEAH, I WANTED IT READY FOR MY OWN WEDDING.
1229 01:46:34,656 01:46:36,558 SO, YOU'RE NOT MARRIED YET ? SO, YOU'RE NOT MARRIED YET ?
1230 01:46:36,591 01:46:38,560 NO, TWO WEEKS FROM SATURDAY. NO, TWO WEEKS FROM SATURDAY.
1231 01:46:38,593 01:46:40,728 I'M NOT TOO LATE. I'M NOT TOO LATE.
1232 01:46:40,762 01:46:42,930 ARE YOU ABSOLUTELY POSITIVE YOU'RE DOING THE RIGHT THING ? ARE YOU ABSOLUTELY POSITIVE YOU'RE DOING THE RIGHT THING ?
1233 01:46:42,964 01:46:45,800 POSITIVE ? ABOUT GETTING MARRIED ? POSITIVE ? ABOUT GETTING MARRIED ?
1234 01:46:45,833 01:46:49,571 I'M NEVER ABSOLUTELY POSITIVE. SO YOU COULD BE DOING THE WRONG THING. I'M NEVER ABSOLUTELY POSITIVE. SO YOU COULD BE DOING THE WRONG THING.
1235 01:46:49,604 01:46:51,873 NO, I'M PRETTY SURE I'M DOING THE RIGHT THING. GREAT. NO, I'M PRETTY SURE I'M DOING THE RIGHT THING. GREAT.
1236 01:46:51,906 01:46:56,478 WHY IS THAT GREAT ? IN YOUR APARTMENT, YOU TOLD ME TO DO THE WRONG THING. WHY IS THAT GREAT ? IN YOUR APARTMENT, YOU TOLD ME TO DO THE WRONG THING.
1237 01:46:56,511 01:46:58,946 NOW, YOU ARE NOT DOING THE WRONG THING. YOU'RE DOING THE RIGHT THING. NOW, YOU ARE NOT DOING THE WRONG THING. YOU'RE DOING THE RIGHT THING.
1238 01:46:58,980 01:47:01,716 IT'S SAFE TO SAY YOU'RE NOT FOLLOWING YOUR OWN ADVICE, 'CAUSE IF YOU WERE, IT'S SAFE TO SAY YOU'RE NOT FOLLOWING YOUR OWN ADVICE, 'CAUSE IF YOU WERE,
1239 01:47:01,749 01:47:03,651 YOU WOULD DEFINITELY NOT BE MARRYING THIS MAN, CHARLES. YOU WOULD DEFINITELY NOT BE MARRYING THIS MAN, CHARLES.
1240 01:47:03,685 01:47:05,820 BECAUSE I WOULD BE DOING THE RIGHT THING. PRECISELY. BECAUSE I WOULD BE DOING THE RIGHT THING. PRECISELY.
1241 01:47:07,955 01:47:10,992 IN SOME STRANGE WAY, YOU'RE STARTING TO MAKE SENSE. IN SOME STRANGE WAY, YOU'RE STARTING TO MAKE SENSE.
1242 01:47:11,025 01:47:14,496 GOOD. DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE... GOOD. DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE...
1243 01:47:14,529 01:47:17,532 WHO'S ABOUT TO MARRY SOMEONE ELSE ? WHO'S ABOUT TO MARRY SOMEONE ELSE ?
1244 01:47:17,565 01:47:22,704 SOMEONE TOTALLY MAGNIFICENT, SOMEONE WHO WALKS INTO A ROOM AND LIGHTS IT UP LIKE THE SUN ? SOMEONE TOTALLY MAGNIFICENT, SOMEONE WHO WALKS INTO A ROOM AND LIGHTS IT UP LIKE THE SUN ?
1245 01:47:22,737 01:47:26,541 SOMEONE WHO YOU KNOW IS LYING TO HERSELF ? SOMEONE WHO YOU KNOW IS LYING TO HERSELF ?
1246 01:47:26,574 01:47:29,677 LYING ? CONVINCINGLY, YEAH. VERY, VERY MUCH SO. LYING ? CONVINCINGLY, YEAH. VERY, VERY MUCH SO.
1247 01:47:29,711 01:47:32,714 ABOUT WHAT ? THAT YOU DON'T LOVE ME, ABOUT WHAT ? THAT YOU DON'T LOVE ME,
1248 01:47:32,747 01:47:34,916 WHEN I KNOW AT LEAST IN SOME WAY YOU DO. WHEN I KNOW AT LEAST IN SOME WAY YOU DO.
1249 01:47:36,984 01:47:39,020 AND HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT ? PORTIA, AND HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT ? PORTIA,
1250 01:47:39,053 01:47:41,556 I HAVE DONE EVERYTHING INSIDE AND OUT. I HAVE DONE EVERYTHING INSIDE AND OUT.
1251 01:47:41,589 01:47:44,892 BUT THAT STUFF DOESN'T MATTER TO ME. WELL, SOMETHING MATTERS, BUT THAT STUFF DOESN'T MATTER TO ME. WELL, SOMETHING MATTERS,
1252 01:47:44,926 01:47:46,894 'CAUSE I'D HAVE TO BELIEVE IF NOTHING MATTERED, YOU'D LOVE ME... 'CAUSE I'D HAVE TO BELIEVE IF NOTHING MATTERED, YOU'D LOVE ME...
1253 01:47:46,928 01:47:50,264 AND NOT SOME MAN WHOSE CHIN COULD SINK THE TITANIC. AND NOT SOME MAN WHOSE CHIN COULD SINK THE TITANIC.
1254 01:47:50,297 01:47:54,268 [ Laughing ] WHAT ? SEE ? IT'S TRUE, ISN'T IT ? [ Laughing ] WHAT ? SEE ? IT'S TRUE, ISN'T IT ?
1255 01:47:54,301 01:47:59,574 I'M SORRY. DOES HE LIGHT YOU UP LIKE THIS ? DOES HE MAKE YOU LAUGH ? I'M SORRY. DOES HE LIGHT YOU UP LIKE THIS ? DOES HE MAKE YOU LAUGH ?
1256 01:48:00,775 01:48:02,877 NOBODY MAKES ME LAUGH LIKE THIS. NOBODY MAKES ME LAUGH LIKE THIS.
1257 01:48:02,910 01:48:05,880 GOOD. THEN ADMIT IT. ADMIT THAT YOU LOVE ME. GOOD. THEN ADMIT IT. ADMIT THAT YOU LOVE ME.
1258 01:48:10,852 01:48:13,788 GIVE ME ONE KISS. OH, GOD. GIVE ME ONE KISS. OH, GOD.
1259 01:48:13,821 01:48:16,558 THAT'S ALL. ONE QUICK KISS. JUST ONE KISS... THAT'S ALL. ONE QUICK KISS. JUST ONE KISS...
1260 01:48:16,591 01:48:19,727 COULD NOT JEOPARDIZE A GLORIOUS MARRIAGE. COULD NOT JEOPARDIZE A GLORIOUS MARRIAGE.
1261 01:48:19,761 01:48:24,632 BESIDES, IT WOULD ALSO EXPLAIN TO ME WHY YOUR PULSE JUMPED FROM 66 TO 102 BEATS PER MINUTE. BESIDES, IT WOULD ALSO EXPLAIN TO ME WHY YOUR PULSE JUMPED FROM 66 TO 102 BEATS PER MINUTE.
1262 01:48:24,666 01:48:27,935 YOUR RESPIRATION RATE HAS DOUBLED. YOU'RE PUTTING OUT CLOUDS OF PHEROMONES. YOUR RESPIRATION RATE HAS DOUBLED. YOU'RE PUTTING OUT CLOUDS OF PHEROMONES.
1263 01:48:27,969 01:48:31,305 IT'S NOT FAIR TO READ ME LIKE THAT. I KNOW. LOVE ISN'T FAIR. IT'S NOT FAIR TO READ ME LIKE THAT. I KNOW. LOVE ISN'T FAIR.
1264 01:48:31,338 01:48:36,077 I'M READING YOUR HEART. I'M ASKING YOU TO FOLLOW IT-- BEGGING YOU. I'M READING YOUR HEART. I'M ASKING YOU TO FOLLOW IT-- BEGGING YOU.
1265 01:48:36,110 01:48:40,281 BEGGING IS SUPPOSED TO BE HUMILIATING. I DON'T CARE. BEGGING IS SUPPOSED TO BE HUMILIATING. I DON'T CARE.
1266 01:48:40,314 01:48:45,953 I LOVE YOU, PORTIA. I LOVED YOU THE VERY FIRST MOMENT I SAW YOU. I LOVE YOU, PORTIA. I LOVED YOU THE VERY FIRST MOMENT I SAW YOU.
1267 01:48:57,965 01:49:00,635 I THOUGHT YOU SAID A QUICK KISS. I LIED. I THOUGHT YOU SAID A QUICK KISS. I LIED.
1268 01:49:05,106 01:49:07,274 [ Gasps ] [ Gasps ]
1269 01:49:29,196 01:49:31,599 HOW DO YOU FEEL ? HOW DO YOU FEEL ?
1270 01:49:32,399 01:49:35,970 WONDERFUL. SO DO I. WONDERFUL. SO DO I.
1271 01:49:36,003 01:49:38,572 I GUESS THAT'S THE POINT. I GUESS THAT'S THE POINT.
1272 01:49:40,675 01:49:42,777 [ Stomach Growling ] [ Stomach Growling ]
1273 01:49:44,411 01:49:47,982 WHAT WAS THAT ? THAT'S YOUR STOMACH GROWLING. YOU'RE HUNGRY. WHAT WAS THAT ? THAT'S YOUR STOMACH GROWLING. YOU'RE HUNGRY.
1274 01:49:50,918 01:49:53,054 [ Flatulence ] [ Flatulence ]
1275 01:49:54,121 01:49:56,090 WAS THAT ME ? YES. WAS THAT ME ? YES.
1276 01:49:56,123 01:49:58,059 I THOUGHT IT WAS YOU. NO, IT WASN'T ME. I THOUGHT IT WAS YOU. NO, IT WASN'T ME.
1277 01:49:58,092 01:50:02,697 REALLY ? OOH. DO YOU DO THAT ? REALLY ? OOH. DO YOU DO THAT ?
1278 01:50:04,098 01:50:06,167 SOMETIMES. QUIETER THAN THAT. SOMETIMES. QUIETER THAN THAT.
1279 01:50:06,200 01:50:15,076 AH. I'LL HAVE TO HAVE RUPERT MAKE ME A MUFFLER. [ Laughing ] AH. I'LL HAVE TO HAVE RUPERT MAKE ME A MUFFLER. [ Laughing ]
1280 01:50:15,109 01:50:17,078 MM-HMM. MM-HMM.
1281 01:50:21,783 01:50:26,187 IT'S WONDERFUL. IT'S WONDERFUL-- THE TASTE AND THE TEXTURE BOTH. IT'S WONDERFUL. IT'S WONDERFUL-- THE TASTE AND THE TEXTURE BOTH.
1282 01:50:26,220 01:50:30,792 YOU KNOW, IT'S MARVELOUS. YOU KNOW, IT'S MARVELOUS.
1283 01:50:30,825 01:50:34,962 I KNOW THIS WILL BE MY FOURTH HELPING, BUT MAY I PLEASE HAVE SOME MORE ? I KNOW THIS WILL BE MY FOURTH HELPING, BUT MAY I PLEASE HAVE SOME MORE ?
1284 01:50:36,798 01:50:40,902 PIG-- VERY SMART ANIMAL. OBVIOUSLY NOT THAT SMART IF IT ENDS UP AS BACON. PIG-- VERY SMART ANIMAL. OBVIOUSLY NOT THAT SMART IF IT ENDS UP AS BACON.
1285 01:50:42,737 01:50:45,773 I FEEL LIKE I'M EATING MY WAY THROUGH THE ENTIRE FOOD CHAIN. I FEEL LIKE I'M EATING MY WAY THROUGH THE ENTIRE FOOD CHAIN.
1286 01:50:45,807 01:50:48,075 THANK YOU. THANK YOU.
1287 01:50:53,214 01:50:55,382 WHAT ? WHAT ?
1288 01:50:56,784 01:50:58,920 WHAT'S WRONG ? WHAT'S WRONG ?
1289 01:51:01,222 01:51:05,793 IF WE'RE TOGETHER-- YOU AND ME-- IF WE'RE TOGETHER-- YOU AND ME--
1290 01:51:05,827 01:51:08,062 WE'LL NEVER BE ACCEPTED. WE'LL NEVER BE ACCEPTED.
1291 01:51:10,164 01:51:12,399 BECAUSE I'M NOT HUMAN. BECAUSE I'M NOT HUMAN.
1292 01:51:16,237 01:51:18,405 THAT WILL NOT DO. THAT WILL NOT DO.
1293 01:51:22,276 01:51:24,245 I WILL HAVE TO GET STARTED. I WILL HAVE TO GET STARTED.
1294 01:51:24,278 01:51:26,213 STARTED WITH WHAT ? STARTED WITH WHAT ?
1295 01:51:28,149 01:51:31,118 THE NEXT STEP. I LOVE YOU. THE NEXT STEP. I LOVE YOU.
1296 01:51:37,792 01:51:40,161 WISH ME LUCK. WISH ME LUCK.
1297 01:51:58,279 01:52:01,816 [ Man ] ANDREW MARTIN, STEP FORWARD, PLEASE. [ Man ] ANDREW MARTIN, STEP FORWARD, PLEASE.
1298 01:52:10,291 01:52:15,029 SO, MR. MARTIN, YOU WOULD LIKE US TO PASS A BILL... SO, MR. MARTIN, YOU WOULD LIKE US TO PASS A BILL...
1299 01:52:15,062 01:52:17,464 DECLARING YOU A HUMAN BEING. DECLARING YOU A HUMAN BEING.
1300 01:52:17,498 01:52:21,302 YES, SPECIFICALLY THE ABILITY TO MARRY... YES, SPECIFICALLY THE ABILITY TO MARRY...
1301 01:52:21,335 01:52:24,038 A FELLOW HUMAN BEING. I SEE. A FELLOW HUMAN BEING. I SEE.
1302 01:52:24,071 01:52:26,540 WE HAVE TO FACE THE UNDENIABLE FACT... WE HAVE TO FACE THE UNDENIABLE FACT...
1303 01:52:26,573 01:52:30,144 THAT NO MATTER HOW MUCH YOU MAY BE LIKE A HUMAN BEING, THAT NO MATTER HOW MUCH YOU MAY BE LIKE A HUMAN BEING,
1304 01:52:30,177 01:52:33,214 YOU ARE NOT PART OF THE HUMAN GENE POOL. YOU ARE NOT PART OF THE HUMAN GENE POOL.
1305 01:52:33,247 01:52:37,284 YOU ARE OUTSIDE OF IT ENTIRELY. YOU ARE SOMETHING ELSE, YOU ARE OUTSIDE OF IT ENTIRELY. YOU ARE SOMETHING ELSE,
1306 01:52:37,318 01:52:40,487 SOMETHING ARTIFICIAL. SOMETHING ARTIFICIAL.
1307 01:52:40,521 01:52:45,259 SIR, WHAT ABOUT ALL THE REAL PEOPLE WADING IN THE GENE POOL... SIR, WHAT ABOUT ALL THE REAL PEOPLE WADING IN THE GENE POOL...
1308 01:52:45,292 01:52:48,830 WHO HAVE BODIES FULL OF PROSTHETIC DEVICES, MANY OF WHICH I HAVE INVENTED. WHO HAVE BODIES FULL OF PROSTHETIC DEVICES, MANY OF WHICH I HAVE INVENTED.
1309 01:52:48,863 01:52:52,299 YOU YOURSELF, SIR, HAVE ONE OF MY KIDNEYS, DO YOU NOT ? YOU YOURSELF, SIR, HAVE ONE OF MY KIDNEYS, DO YOU NOT ?
1310 01:52:52,333 01:52:56,503 ARE YOU NOT IN SOME WAY ARTIFICIAL, AT LEAST IN PART ? ARE YOU NOT IN SOME WAY ARTIFICIAL, AT LEAST IN PART ?
1311 01:52:58,039 01:53:00,007 IN PART, YES. IN PART, YES.
1312 01:53:00,041 01:53:02,877 WELL, THEN, I'M HUMAN IN PART. WELL, THEN, I'M HUMAN IN PART.
1313 01:53:04,211 01:53:06,914 WHICH PART, ANDREW ? WHICH PART, ANDREW ?
1314 01:53:06,948 01:53:09,216 THIS ONE, SIR. THIS ONE, SIR.
1315 01:53:09,250 01:53:13,988 I SEE. AND HERE ? I SEE. AND HERE ?
1316 01:53:16,057 01:53:19,360 IT IS TRUE I AM STILL EQUIPPED WITH A POSITRONIC BRAIN. IT IS TRUE I AM STILL EQUIPPED WITH A POSITRONIC BRAIN.
1317 01:53:19,393 01:53:22,363 AND BECAUSE OF THAT POSITRONIC BRAIN, AND BECAUSE OF THAT POSITRONIC BRAIN,
1318 01:53:22,396 01:53:25,799 YOU ARE, FOR ALL ACCOUNTS, IMMORTAL. YOU ARE, FOR ALL ACCOUNTS, IMMORTAL.
1319 01:53:27,301 01:53:29,270 YES, SIR. YES, SIR.
1320 01:53:31,305 01:53:36,277 WELL, ANDREW, SOCIETY CAN TOLERATE AN IMMORTAL ROBOT, WELL, ANDREW, SOCIETY CAN TOLERATE AN IMMORTAL ROBOT,
1321 01:53:36,310 01:53:39,881 BUT WE WILL NEVER TOLERATE AN IMMORTAL HUMAN. BUT WE WILL NEVER TOLERATE AN IMMORTAL HUMAN.
1322 01:53:39,914 01:53:42,383 IT AROUSES TOO MUCH JEALOUSY, IT AROUSES TOO MUCH JEALOUSY,
1323 01:53:42,416 01:53:44,385 TOO MUCH ANGER. TOO MUCH ANGER.
1324 01:53:44,418 01:53:50,124 I'M SORRY, ANDREW. THIS COURT CANNOT AND WILL NOT VALIDATE YOUR HUMANITY. I'M SORRY, ANDREW. THIS COURT CANNOT AND WILL NOT VALIDATE YOUR HUMANITY.
1325 01:53:51,425 01:53:53,995 I HEREBY BRING AN END TO THESE PROCEEDINGS. I HEREBY BRING AN END TO THESE PROCEEDINGS.
1326 01:53:54,028 01:53:57,231 IT IS THE DECISION OF THIS COURT... IT IS THE DECISION OF THIS COURT...
1327 01:53:57,264 01:54:00,234 THAT ANDREW MARTIN FROM THIS DAY FORWARD... THAT ANDREW MARTIN FROM THIS DAY FORWARD...
1328 01:54:00,267 01:54:04,405 WILL CONTINUE TO BE DECLARED A ROBOT-- WILL CONTINUE TO BE DECLARED A ROBOT--
1329 01:54:04,438 01:54:09,276 A MECHANICAL MACHINE, NOTHING MORE. A MECHANICAL MACHINE, NOTHING MORE.
1330 01:54:12,947 01:54:15,282 ONE IS GLAD TO BE OF SERVICE. ONE IS GLAD TO BE OF SERVICE.
1331 01:54:43,710 01:54:47,148 ANDREW, I HAVE TO TELL YOU... ANDREW, I HAVE TO TELL YOU...
1332 01:54:47,181 01:54:49,183 I'M BEGINNING TO FEEL NOT SO SURE. I'M BEGINNING TO FEEL NOT SO SURE.
1333 01:54:49,216 01:54:53,287 ABOUT US ? NO. ABOUT US ? NO.
1334 01:54:55,990 01:55:00,061 NEXT WEEK WILL BE MY 75th BIRTHDAY. I KNOW, AND YOU LOOK 50. NEXT WEEK WILL BE MY 75th BIRTHDAY. I KNOW, AND YOU LOOK 50.
1335 01:55:00,094 01:55:03,364 THANK YOU. A SPECTACULAR 50. THANK YOU. A SPECTACULAR 50.
1336 01:55:03,397 01:55:06,333 BUT I DON'T FEEL 50. YOUR BODY DOES. BUT I DON'T FEEL 50. YOUR BODY DOES.
1337 01:55:06,367 01:55:08,335 LAST NIGHT WAS AMAZING. WHAT WAS THAT CALLED AGAIN ? LAST NIGHT WAS AMAZING. WHAT WAS THAT CALLED AGAIN ?
1338 01:55:08,369 01:55:11,338 SHUT UP AND LISTEN TO ME. SORRY. SHUT UP AND LISTEN TO ME. SORRY.
1339 01:55:11,372 01:55:14,641 AND DON'T GIVE ME THAT LOOK. I'M NOT ORDERING YOU AROUND. WHATEVER YOU SAY. AND DON'T GIVE ME THAT LOOK. I'M NOT ORDERING YOU AROUND. WHATEVER YOU SAY.
1340 01:55:14,675 01:55:18,312 PLEASE DON'T BE AGREEABLE. I'M NOT BEING AGREEABLE. I CAN BE IF YOU WANT. PLEASE DON'T BE AGREEABLE. I'M NOT BEING AGREEABLE. I CAN BE IF YOU WANT.
1341 01:55:18,345 01:55:23,317 OH, GODDAMN IT, ANDREW, I'M TRYING TO TELL YOU SOMETHING IMPORTANT HERE. OH, GODDAMN IT, ANDREW, I'M TRYING TO TELL YOU SOMETHING IMPORTANT HERE.
1342 01:55:23,350 01:55:25,286 [ Sighing ] [ Sighing ]
1343 01:55:30,391 01:55:33,227 I'M NOT GOING TO LIVE FOREVER. I'M NOT GOING TO LIVE FOREVER.
1344 01:55:33,260 01:55:36,197 YES, YOU WILL. THAT'S WHY I INVENTED-- YES, YOU WILL. THAT'S WHY I INVENTED--
1345 01:55:36,230 01:55:40,701 NO, NO, I WON'T ALWAYS TAKE YOUR D.N.A. ELIXIRS. NO, NO, I WON'T ALWAYS TAKE YOUR D.N.A. ELIXIRS.
1346 01:55:40,734 01:55:43,404 I WON'T HAVE ALL MY ORGANS REPLACED. I WON'T HAVE ALL MY ORGANS REPLACED.
1347 01:55:43,437 01:55:47,008 EVENTUALLY I'M GOING TO WEAR OUT. EVENTUALLY I'M GOING TO WEAR OUT.
1348 01:55:47,041 01:55:51,412 AND I WANT TO. WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO LEAVE ? AND I WANT TO. WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO LEAVE ?
1349 01:55:56,050 01:56:00,021 THERE'S AN... ORDER TO THINGS. THERE'S AN... ORDER TO THINGS.
1350 01:56:00,054 01:56:04,958 HUMAN BEINGS ARE MEANT TO BE HERE FOR A CERTAIN TIME AND THEN PASS ON. HUMAN BEINGS ARE MEANT TO BE HERE FOR A CERTAIN TIME AND THEN PASS ON.
1351 01:56:05,759 01:56:07,961 THAT'S WHAT'S RIGHT. THAT'S WHAT'S RIGHT.
1352 01:56:09,396 01:56:12,199 I SEE. I SEE.
1353 01:56:12,233 01:56:16,103 THERE'S JUST ONE PROBLEM, PORTIA. WHAT ? THERE'S JUST ONE PROBLEM, PORTIA. WHAT ?
1354 01:56:16,137 01:56:19,240 I COULDN'T STAND TO LIVE WITHOUT YOU. I COULDN'T STAND TO LIVE WITHOUT YOU.
1355 01:56:45,632 01:56:49,070 ANDREW, PEOPLE GROW THROUGH TIME, ANDREW, PEOPLE GROW THROUGH TIME,
1356 01:56:49,103 01:56:52,439 BUT THEN, OF COURSE, FOR YOU TIME IS A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT PROPOSITION. BUT THEN, OF COURSE, FOR YOU TIME IS A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT PROPOSITION.
1357 01:56:52,473 01:56:56,210 FOR YOU, TIME IS ENDLESS. FOR YOU, TIME IS ENDLESS.
1358 01:57:07,288 01:57:09,456 THERE'S ONLY ONE THING TO DO. THERE'S ONLY ONE THING TO DO.
1359 01:57:16,630 01:57:18,432 [ Whirring ] [ Whirring ]
1360 01:57:34,481 01:57:37,151 GALATEA, MY DEAR, WHERE ARE WE ? GALATEA, MY DEAR, WHERE ARE WE ?
1361 01:57:37,184 01:57:40,121 THE TRANSFUSION IS ALMOST COMPLETE. THE TRANSFUSION IS ALMOST COMPLETE.
1362 01:57:40,154 01:57:42,156 IS THAT SO ? IS THAT SO ?
1363 01:57:43,524 01:57:46,627 JUST GOES TO SHOW YOU, ANDREW, JUST GOES TO SHOW YOU, ANDREW,
1364 01:57:46,660 01:57:49,630 SOMEBODY BECOMES A HUMAN BEING, SOMEBODY BECOMES A HUMAN BEING,
1365 01:57:49,663 01:57:53,634 SOONER OR LATER, THEY DO SOMETHING MONUMENTALLY STUPID. SOONER OR LATER, THEY DO SOMETHING MONUMENTALLY STUPID.
1366 01:57:53,667 01:57:57,304 YOU'VE BEEN A GREAT EXAMPLE, RUPERT. YOU'VE BEEN A GREAT EXAMPLE, RUPERT.
1367 01:57:57,338 01:57:59,340 HOW QUICKLY WILL THE BLOOD DEGRADE MY SYSTEM ? HOW QUICKLY WILL THE BLOOD DEGRADE MY SYSTEM ?
1368 01:57:59,373 01:58:02,343 OH, I DON'T KNOW. OH, I DON'T KNOW.
1369 01:58:02,376 01:58:07,114 YOU EXERCISE, EAT RIGHT, I'D SAY 30, 40 YEARS. YOU EXERCISE, EAT RIGHT, I'D SAY 30, 40 YEARS.
1370 01:58:09,183 01:58:11,552 THAT'S A LITTLE VAGUE, CHIEF. THAT'S A LITTLE VAGUE, CHIEF.
1371 01:58:11,585 01:58:13,854 YOU DON'T KNOW EXACTLY HOW LONG I'LL LAST ? YOU DON'T KNOW EXACTLY HOW LONG I'LL LAST ?
1372 01:58:13,887 01:58:16,089 SORRY. SORRY.
1373 01:58:17,891 01:58:20,294 WELCOME TO THE HUMAN CONDITION. WELCOME TO THE HUMAN CONDITION.
1374 01:58:30,304 01:58:32,839 ANDREW MARTIN-- ANDREW MARTIN--
1375 01:58:45,552 01:58:49,690 I HAVE ALWAYS TRIED TO MAKE SENSE OF THINGS. I HAVE ALWAYS TRIED TO MAKE SENSE OF THINGS.
1376 01:58:49,723 01:58:53,327 THERE MUST BE SOME REASON I AM AS I AM. THERE MUST BE SOME REASON I AM AS I AM.
1377 01:58:55,729 01:58:58,199 AS YOU CAN SEE, MADAM CHAIRMAN, AS YOU CAN SEE, MADAM CHAIRMAN,
1378 01:58:58,232 01:59:02,236 I AM NO LONGER IMMORTAL. I AM NO LONGER IMMORTAL.
1379 01:59:03,704 01:59:06,473 YOU HAVE ARRANGED TO DIE ? YOU HAVE ARRANGED TO DIE ?
1380 01:59:06,507 01:59:10,377 IN A SENSE, I HAVE. IN A SENSE, I HAVE.
1381 01:59:10,411 01:59:15,416 I AM GROWING OLD, AND MY BODY IS DETERIORATING, I AM GROWING OLD, AND MY BODY IS DETERIORATING,
1382 01:59:16,617 01:59:19,386 AND, LIKE ALL OF YOU, AND, LIKE ALL OF YOU,
1383 01:59:19,420 01:59:22,423 IT WILL EVENTUALLY CEASE TO FUNCTION. IT WILL EVENTUALLY CEASE TO FUNCTION.
1384 01:59:24,291 01:59:28,562 AS A ROBOT, I COULD'VE LIVED FOREVER. AS A ROBOT, I COULD'VE LIVED FOREVER.
1385 01:59:30,664 01:59:33,500 BUT I TELL YOU ALL TODAY, BUT I TELL YOU ALL TODAY,
1386 01:59:33,534 01:59:36,603 I WOULD RATHER DIE A MAN... I WOULD RATHER DIE A MAN...
1387 01:59:36,637 01:59:41,174 THAN LIVE FOR ALL ETERNITY AS A MACHINE. THAN LIVE FOR ALL ETERNITY AS A MACHINE.
1388 01:59:43,944 01:59:45,946 WHY DO YOU WANT THIS ? WHY DO YOU WANT THIS ?
1389 01:59:48,349 01:59:50,517 TO BE ACKNOWLEDGED... TO BE ACKNOWLEDGED...
1390 01:59:50,551 01:59:53,787 FOR WHO AND WHAT I AM-- FOR WHO AND WHAT I AM--
1391 01:59:53,820 01:59:57,458 NO MORE, NO LESS. NO MORE, NO LESS.
1392 01:59:57,491 02:00:01,595 NOT FOR ACCLAIM, NOT FOR APPROVAL. NOT FOR ACCLAIM, NOT FOR APPROVAL.
1393 02:00:01,628 02:00:05,766 THE SIMPLE TRUTH OF THAT RECOGNITION-- THE SIMPLE TRUTH OF THAT RECOGNITION--
1394 02:00:05,799 02:00:10,271 THIS HAS BEEN THE ELEMENTAL DRIVE OF MY EXISTENCE, THIS HAS BEEN THE ELEMENTAL DRIVE OF MY EXISTENCE,
1395 02:00:10,304 02:00:15,776 AND IT MUST BE ACHIEVED, IF I AM TO LIVE OR DIE... AND IT MUST BE ACHIEVED, IF I AM TO LIVE OR DIE...
1396 02:00:15,809 02:00:18,645 WITH DIGNITY. WITH DIGNITY.
1397 02:00:26,753 02:00:28,722 MR. MARTIN, MR. MARTIN,
1398 02:00:30,324 02:00:33,727 WHAT YOU ARE ASKING FOR IS... WHAT YOU ARE ASKING FOR IS...
1399 02:00:33,760 02:00:36,763 EXTREMELY COMPLEX AND CONTROVERSIAL. EXTREMELY COMPLEX AND CONTROVERSIAL.
1400 02:00:36,797 02:00:39,966 IT WILL NOT BE AN EASY DECISION. IT WILL NOT BE AN EASY DECISION.
1401 02:00:40,000 02:00:43,537 I MUST ASK FOR YOUR PATIENCE... I MUST ASK FOR YOUR PATIENCE...
1402 02:00:43,570 02:00:46,507 WHILE I TAKE THE NECESSARY TIME TO MAKE A DETERMINATION... WHILE I TAKE THE NECESSARY TIME TO MAKE A DETERMINATION...
1403 02:00:46,540 02:00:50,977 OF THIS EXTREMELY DELICATE MATTER. OF THIS EXTREMELY DELICATE MATTER.
1404 02:00:53,079 02:00:56,249 I AWAIT YOUR DECISION, MADAM CHAIRMAN. I AWAIT YOUR DECISION, MADAM CHAIRMAN.
1405 02:01:00,887 02:01:04,358 THANK YOU FOR YOUR PATIENCE. THANK YOU FOR YOUR PATIENCE.
1406 02:01:07,861 02:01:11,264 WE TRIED. WE TRIED.
1407 02:01:23,810 02:01:26,347 IS IT ALMOST TIME ? IS IT ALMOST TIME ?
1408 02:01:26,380 02:01:28,549 IN A FEW MINUTES. IN A FEW MINUTES.
1409 02:01:30,384 02:01:32,819 IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT THE WORLD CONGRESS SAYS. IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT THE WORLD CONGRESS SAYS.
1410 02:01:32,853 02:01:36,757 WHY DO YOU NEED THEIR APPROVAL ? WHY DO YOU NEED THEIR APPROVAL ?
1411 02:01:36,790 02:01:38,825 OLD HABIT. OLD HABIT.
1412 02:01:38,859 02:01:42,729 I STARTED MY EXISTENCE AS A ROBOT. I STARTED MY EXISTENCE AS A ROBOT.
1413 02:01:42,763 02:01:47,768 I STILL LIKE TO BE TOLD CERTAIN THINGS. I STILL LIKE TO BE TOLD CERTAIN THINGS.
1414 02:01:53,640 02:01:55,842 IT'S TIME. IT'S TIME.
1415 02:02:00,781 02:02:03,750 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, MS. MARJORIE BOTA, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, MS. MARJORIE BOTA,
1416 02:02:03,784 02:02:05,886 PRESIDENT OF THE WORLD CONGRESS. PRESIDENT OF THE WORLD CONGRESS.
1417 02:02:05,919 02:02:08,855 ACCORDING TO RECORDS OF THE NORTHAM ROBOTICS COMPANY, ACCORDING TO RECORDS OF THE NORTHAM ROBOTICS COMPANY,
1418 02:02:08,889 02:02:13,394 THE ROBOT, ALSO KNOWN AS ANDREW MARTIN, THE ROBOT, ALSO KNOWN AS ANDREW MARTIN,
1419 02:02:13,427 02:02:18,331 WAS POWERED UP AT 5:15 P.M., ON APRIL 3, 2005. WAS POWERED UP AT 5:15 P.M., ON APRIL 3, 2005.
1420 02:02:19,500 02:02:23,770 IN A FEW HOURS, HE WILL BE 200 YEARS OLD, IN A FEW HOURS, HE WILL BE 200 YEARS OLD,
1421 02:02:23,804 02:02:28,442 WHICH MEANS THAT, WITH THE EXCEPTION OF METHUSELAH AND OTHER BIBLICAL FIGURES, WHICH MEANS THAT, WITH THE EXCEPTION OF METHUSELAH AND OTHER BIBLICAL FIGURES,
1422 02:02:28,475 02:02:33,814 ANDREW IS THE OLDEST LIVING HUMAN BEING IN RECORDED HISTORY. ANDREW IS THE OLDEST LIVING HUMAN BEING IN RECORDED HISTORY.
1423 02:02:33,847 02:02:35,782 FOR IT IS BY THIS PROCLAMATION... FOR IT IS BY THIS PROCLAMATION...
1424 02:02:35,816 02:02:38,885 THAT I VALIDATE HIS MARRIAGE TO PORTIA CHARNEY... THAT I VALIDATE HIS MARRIAGE TO PORTIA CHARNEY...
1425 02:02:38,919 02:02:41,822 AND ACKNOWLEDGE HIS HUMANITY. AND ACKNOWLEDGE HIS HUMANITY.
1426 02:02:41,855 02:02:44,391 [ Sighs ] [ Sighs ]
1427 02:02:51,632 02:02:54,635 ANDREW ? ANDREW ?
1428 02:03:09,483 02:03:11,818 I'M SORRY HE DIDN'T SEE IT. I'M SORRY HE DIDN'T SEE IT.
1429 02:03:13,820 02:03:16,490 MAYBE HE DIDN'T NEED TO. MAYBE HE DIDN'T NEED TO.
1430 02:03:21,995 02:03:25,499 COULD YOU DO ME A FAVOR ? COULD YOU DO ME A FAVOR ?
1431 02:03:26,867 02:03:29,603 WOULD YOU MIND UNPLUGGING ME ? WOULD YOU MIND UNPLUGGING ME ?
1432 02:03:34,541 02:03:36,943 THAT'S AN ORDER. THAT'S AN ORDER.
1433 02:04:09,710 02:04:11,712 THANK YOU, GALATEA. THANK YOU, GALATEA.
1434 02:04:13,213 02:04:16,883 AS THE GREAT ANDREW MARTIN USED TO SAY, AS THE GREAT ANDREW MARTIN USED TO SAY,
1435 02:04:16,917 02:04:19,886 "ONE IS GLAD TO BE OF SERVICE." "ONE IS GLAD TO BE OF SERVICE."
1436 02:04:37,904 02:04:40,874 I'LL SEE YOU SOON. I'LL SEE YOU SOON.
1437 02:05:05,832 02:05:09,936 * LAUGH AND CRY * LAUGH AND CRY
1438 02:05:09,970 02:05:14,074 * LIVE AND DIE * LIVE AND DIE
1439 02:05:14,107 02:05:17,243 * LIFE IS A DREAM * LIFE IS A DREAM
1440 02:05:17,277 02:05:22,248 * WE ALL DREAM IT * WE ALL DREAM IT
1441 02:05:22,282 02:05:26,286 * DAY BY DAY * DAY BY DAY
1442 02:05:26,319 02:05:30,757 * I FIND MY WAY * I FIND MY WAY
1443 02:05:30,791 02:05:34,294 * LOOK FOR THE SOUL * LOOK FOR THE SOUL
1444 02:05:34,327 02:05:38,331 * AND THE MEANING * AND THE MEANING
1445 02:05:38,364 02:05:42,603 * THEN YOU LOOK AT ME * THEN YOU LOOK AT ME
1446 02:05:42,636 02:05:46,773 * AND I ALWAYS SEE * AND I ALWAYS SEE
1447 02:05:46,807 02:05:52,746 * WHAT I HAVE BEEN SEARCHING FOR * * WHAT I HAVE BEEN SEARCHING FOR *
1448 02:05:54,815 02:05:58,652 * I'M LOST AS CAN BE * I'M LOST AS CAN BE
1449 02:05:58,685 02:06:03,023 * THEN YOU LOOK AT ME * THEN YOU LOOK AT ME
1450 02:06:03,056 02:06:09,029 * AND I AM NOT LOST ANYMORE * AND I AM NOT LOST ANYMORE
1451 02:06:16,002 02:06:20,006 * PEOPLE RUN * PEOPLE RUN
1452 02:06:20,040 02:06:24,044 * SUN TO SUN * SUN TO SUN
1453 02:06:24,077 02:06:27,013 * CAUGHT IN THEIR LIVES * CAUGHT IN THEIR LIVES
1454 02:06:27,047 02:06:32,653 * EVER FLOWING * EVER FLOWING
1455 02:06:32,686 02:06:35,756 * ONE SWEET DAWN * ONE SWEET DAWN
1456 02:06:35,789 02:06:40,761 * LIFE GOES TILL IT'S GONE * LIFE GOES TILL IT'S GONE
1457 02:06:40,794 02:06:44,064 * WE HAVE TO GO * WE HAVE TO GO
1458 02:06:44,097 02:06:48,068 * WHERE IT'S GOING * WHERE IT'S GOING
1459 02:06:48,101 02:06:52,773 * THEN YOU LOOK AT ME * THEN YOU LOOK AT ME
1460 02:06:52,806 02:06:56,877 * AND I ALWAYS SEE * AND I ALWAYS SEE
1461 02:06:56,910 02:07:02,816 * WHAT I HAVE BEEN SEARCHING FOR * * WHAT I HAVE BEEN SEARCHING FOR *
1462 02:07:05,051 02:07:08,855 * I'M LOST AS CAN BE * I'M LOST AS CAN BE
1463 02:07:08,889 02:07:13,059 * THEN YOU LOOK AT ME * THEN YOU LOOK AT ME
1464 02:07:13,093 02:07:15,796 * AND I AM NOT LOST * AND I AM NOT LOST
1465 02:07:15,829 02:07:21,802 * ANYMORE * ANYMORE
1466 02:07:34,114 02:07:37,818 * AND YOU SAY YOU SEE * AND YOU SAY YOU SEE
1467 02:07:37,851 02:07:42,388 * WHEN YOU LOOK AT ME * WHEN YOU LOOK AT ME
1468 02:07:42,422 02:07:48,394 * THE REASON YOU LOVE LIFE SO * * THE REASON YOU LOVE LIFE SO *
1469 02:07:50,230 02:07:54,067 * THOUGH LOST I HAVE BEEN * THOUGH LOST I HAVE BEEN
1470 02:07:54,100 02:07:58,972 * I FIND LOVE AGAIN * I FIND LOVE AGAIN
1471 02:07:59,005 02:08:03,076 * AND LIFE JUST KEEPS ON RUNNING * * AND LIFE JUST KEEPS ON RUNNING *
1472 02:08:03,109 02:08:07,113 * AND LIFE JUST KEEPS ON RUNNING * * AND LIFE JUST KEEPS ON RUNNING *
1473 02:08:07,147 02:08:09,182 * YOU LOOK AT ME * YOU LOOK AT ME
1474 02:08:09,215 02:08:14,120 * AND LIFE HOLDS LOVE FOR * AND LIFE HOLDS LOVE FOR
1475 02:08:14,154 02:08:20,060 * YOU * YOU
1476 02:08:28,301 02:08:34,207 * FOR * FOR
1477 02:08:38,311 02:08:44,117 * YOU * * YOU *