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1 | 00:00:03,033 | 00:00:03,333 | [percussive music] | [percussive music] |
2 | 00:00:05,500 | 00:00:08,033 | - Tahiti's gorgeous. I feel like I've stepped back | - Tahiti's gorgeous. I feel like I've stepped back |
3 | 00:00:08,033 | 00:00:09,667 | into a land before time. | into a land before time. |
4 | 00:00:09,667 | 00:00:11,433 | - To be able to charter a yacht here | - To be able to charter a yacht here |
5 | 00:00:11,433 | 00:00:12,767 | really says something. | really says something. |
6 | 00:00:12,767 | 00:00:14,500 | You talk about prestige. | You talk about prestige. |
7 | 00:00:14,500 | 00:00:16,300 | - Whoo! | - Whoo! |
8 | 00:00:16,300 | 00:00:17,700 | - This one's gonna be nuts. | - This one's gonna be nuts. |
9 | 00:00:17,700 | 00:00:20,133 | Is this our favorite anchorage? - Yeah. | Is this our favorite anchorage? - Yeah. |
10 | 00:00:20,133 | 00:00:22,000 | - Every season I come on board, | - Every season I come on board, |
11 | 00:00:22,000 | 00:00:23,700 | I'm hoping for the best. - Kate, please serve them | I'm hoping for the best. - Kate, please serve them |
12 | 00:00:23,700 | 00:00:25,433 | real food. | real food. |
13 | 00:00:25,433 | 00:00:27,433 | - But, you know, God always gets the last laugh. | - But, you know, God always gets the last laugh. |
14 | 00:00:27,433 | 00:00:29,433 | - Are you kidding? ----ing close the door! | - Are you kidding? ----ing close the door! |
15 | 00:00:29,433 | 00:00:31,767 | - Jesus, it's like a demon's in the master. | - Jesus, it's like a demon's in the master. |
16 | 00:00:33,233 | 00:00:34,700 | - I'm not a big fan of babysitting. | - I'm not a big fan of babysitting. |
17 | 00:00:34,700 | 00:00:38,000 | To me, excuses are just silly ass ----ing reasons | To me, excuses are just silly ass ----ing reasons |
18 | 00:00:38,000 | 00:00:39,567 | for people not doing their goddamn jobs. | for people not doing their goddamn jobs. |
19 | 00:00:39,567 | 00:00:41,333 | - Are you listening, Rhylee? | - Are you listening, Rhylee? |
20 | 00:00:41,333 | 00:00:43,166 | I'm very strict on deck. | I'm very strict on deck. |
21 | 00:00:43,166 | 00:00:46,000 | My father being a yacht captain definitely ingrained that | My father being a yacht captain definitely ingrained that |
22 | 00:00:46,000 | 00:00:47,567 | into my skull. You don't have to like me, | into my skull. You don't have to like me, |
23 | 00:00:47,567 | 00:00:49,400 | but you will respect me. | but you will respect me. |
24 | 00:00:49,400 | 00:00:52,700 | - How makeup-y is her pillow? | - How makeup-y is her pillow? |
25 | 00:00:52,700 | 00:00:55,433 | I'm a steward, and I pride myself on service. | I'm a steward, and I pride myself on service. |
26 | 00:00:55,433 | 00:00:57,734 | ♪ Working, working, always working ♪ | ♪ Working, working, always working ♪ |
27 | 00:00:57,734 | 00:00:59,600 | I'm a perfectionist in everything that I do. | I'm a perfectionist in everything that I do. |
28 | 00:00:59,600 | 00:01:01,000 | I have nothing to wear. | I have nothing to wear. |
29 | 00:01:01,000 | 00:01:02,533 | This takes hours. | This takes hours. |
30 | 00:01:02,533 | 00:01:04,066 | I'm having a bad hair day, | I'm having a bad hair day, |
31 | 00:01:04,066 | 00:01:05,734 | which is, in general, just a bad day. | which is, in general, just a bad day. |
32 | 00:01:05,734 | 00:01:07,700 | - Wait, do you like boys or girls or both? | - Wait, do you like boys or girls or both? |
33 | 00:01:07,700 | 00:01:09,734 | I live for meeting new people. | I live for meeting new people. |
34 | 00:01:09,734 | 00:01:11,700 | I love to hear other people's opinions. | I love to hear other people's opinions. |
35 | 00:01:11,700 | 00:01:13,400 | Adrian, mind your own ----ing business. | Adrian, mind your own ----ing business. |
36 | 00:01:13,400 | 00:01:15,667 | I love it when things get weird. | I love it when things get weird. |
37 | 00:01:15,667 | 00:01:17,467 | I try to keep it weird. We're all weirdoes. | I try to keep it weird. We're all weirdoes. |
38 | 00:01:17,467 | 00:01:19,333 | - This looks so pretty. | - This looks so pretty. |
39 | 00:01:19,333 | 00:01:21,633 | - I would say I'm not the typical yacht chef. | - I would say I'm not the typical yacht chef. |
40 | 00:01:21,633 | 00:01:23,767 | I meditate a lot. I do yoga. | I meditate a lot. I do yoga. |
41 | 00:01:23,767 | 00:01:25,066 | Omm... | Omm... |
42 | 00:01:25,066 | 00:01:26,233 | I love pushing myself | I love pushing myself |
43 | 00:01:26,233 | 00:01:27,734 | and thinking outside the box. | and thinking outside the box. |
44 | 00:01:29,200 | 00:01:31,567 | - I love wowing the guests. - It's so yummy. | - I love wowing the guests. - It's so yummy. |
45 | 00:01:31,567 | 00:01:33,433 | I can't even handle this. I'm so overwhelmed. | I can't even handle this. I'm so overwhelmed. |
46 | 00:01:33,433 | 00:01:35,200 | - I think I heard Ross was on deck already. | - I think I heard Ross was on deck already. |
47 | 00:01:35,200 | 00:01:36,734 | - He's a go-getter. | - He's a go-getter. |
48 | 00:01:36,734 | 00:01:38,033 | - I grew up in New Zealand with not much. | - I grew up in New Zealand with not much. |
49 | 00:01:38,033 | 00:01:39,633 | When I found superyachts, | When I found superyachts, |
50 | 00:01:39,633 | 00:01:41,333 | I found something that I was passionate about, | I found something that I was passionate about, |
51 | 00:01:41,333 | 00:01:43,233 | and I'm not gonna stop till I get to the top. | and I'm not gonna stop till I get to the top. |
52 | 00:01:43,233 | 00:01:44,700 | Got nothing to dress this up? | Got nothing to dress this up? |
53 | 00:01:44,700 | 00:01:46,233 | - Why would I have anything to dress her up? | - Why would I have anything to dress her up? |
54 | 00:01:46,233 | 00:01:49,633 | - Ooh, wow. - Oh, hello! | - Ooh, wow. - Oh, hello! |
55 | 00:01:49,633 | 00:01:52,033 | - I'm definitely not the girl next door. | - I'm definitely not the girl next door. |
56 | 00:01:52,033 | 00:01:55,100 | I'm a trucker's daughter, and I spit. | I'm a trucker's daughter, and I spit. |
57 | 00:01:55,100 | 00:01:56,233 | I burp. [belches] | I burp. [belches] |
58 | 00:01:56,233 | 00:01:57,200 | And I have a temper. | And I have a temper. |
59 | 00:01:57,200 | 00:02:00,633 | I said I got it four ----ing times. | I said I got it four ----ing times. |
60 | 00:02:00,633 | 00:02:03,533 | - Oh, that Ashton, you gotta keep an eye on him. | - Oh, that Ashton, you gotta keep an eye on him. |
61 | 00:02:03,533 | 00:02:06,367 | - I give my everything into my job. | - I give my everything into my job. |
62 | 00:02:13,367 | 00:02:15,633 | - One more champagne and water. I'll turn on the birthday cake. | - One more champagne and water. I'll turn on the birthday cake. |
63 | 00:02:15,633 | 00:02:17,533 | - It was a request for Magnum condoms. | - It was a request for Magnum condoms. |
64 | 00:02:17,533 | 00:02:19,333 | - Yachting is long hours and hard work. | - Yachting is long hours and hard work. |
65 | 00:02:19,333 | 00:02:21,066 | - We have no towels, no water. | - We have no towels, no water. |
66 | 00:02:21,066 | 00:02:22,667 | - Shut the (BLEEP) up. I'm speaking. | - Shut the (BLEEP) up. I'm speaking. |
67 | 00:02:22,667 | 00:02:24,333 | - It's a recipe for disaster. | - It's a recipe for disaster. |
68 | 00:02:24,333 | 00:02:25,734 | - [gasps] | - [gasps] |
69 | 00:02:27,533 | 00:02:30,667 | - Anybody that I see not taking this seriously... | - Anybody that I see not taking this seriously... |
70 | 00:02:30,667 | 00:02:33,066 | - Oh, my God! - Jesus Christ. | - Oh, my God! - Jesus Christ. |
71 | 00:02:33,066 | 00:02:34,500 | - Carefully. - Ohh! | - Carefully. - Ohh! |
72 | 00:02:34,500 | 00:02:36,066 | - Pack your sh-- and get the (BLEEP) off the boat. | - Pack your sh-- and get the (BLEEP) off the boat. |
73 | 00:02:36,066 | 00:02:37,667 | - Shall I unroll the one-- - Stop yelling. | - Shall I unroll the one-- - Stop yelling. |
74 | 00:02:37,667 | 00:02:39,266 | - And I'm serious as a heart attack. | - And I'm serious as a heart attack. |
75 | 00:02:39,266 | 00:02:41,266 | - (BLEEP)! (BLEEP)! | - (BLEEP)! (BLEEP)! |
76 | 00:02:41,266 | 00:02:43,100 | - Man overboard. - What? | - Man overboard. - What? |
77 | 00:02:43,100 | 00:02:44,400 | - Oh! - Oh, no! | - Oh! - Oh, no! |
78 | 00:02:44,400 | 00:02:46,100 | - Come to Tahiti, they said. | - Come to Tahiti, they said. |
79 | 00:02:46,100 | 00:02:48,000 | - It'll be sunny, they said. | - It'll be sunny, they said. |
80 | 00:02:48,000 | 00:02:49,500 | [boat horn blows] | [boat horn blows] |
81 | 00:02:49,500 | 00:02:52,500 | [upbeat music] | [upbeat music] |
82 | 00:02:52,500 | 00:02:59,567 | ♪ ♪ | ♪ ♪ |
83 | 00:03:03,633 | 00:03:06,500 | [percussive music] | [percussive music] |
84 | 00:03:06,500 | 00:03:08,700 | - God damn it! | - God damn it! |
85 | 00:03:08,700 | 00:03:11,166 | Those waves are huge. | Those waves are huge. |
86 | 00:03:13,133 | 00:03:14,567 | - It's a big boat. | - It's a big boat. |
87 | 00:03:16,433 | 00:03:19,233 | Nice. Restrained opulence. | Nice. Restrained opulence. |
88 | 00:03:19,233 | 00:03:20,500 | Like me. | Like me. |
89 | 00:03:20,500 | 00:03:22,266 | ♪ ♪ | ♪ ♪ |
90 | 00:03:22,266 | 00:03:23,567 | Hello! | Hello! |
91 | 00:03:23,567 | 00:03:25,333 | - How ya doing, Kate? - I'm good. | - How ya doing, Kate? - I'm good. |
92 | 00:03:25,333 | 00:03:26,667 | How are you? - Good. | How are you? - Good. |
93 | 00:03:26,667 | 00:03:29,133 | - You look sharp! - Welcome to Tahiti. | - You look sharp! - Welcome to Tahiti. |
94 | 00:03:29,133 | 00:03:31,467 | - Thank you. It looks different on the internet. | - Thank you. It looks different on the internet. |
95 | 00:03:31,467 | 00:03:33,133 | - It does, doesn't it? - Yeah. | - It does, doesn't it? - Yeah. |
96 | 00:03:33,133 | 00:03:34,433 | - We're gonna have a good time. | - We're gonna have a good time. |
97 | 00:03:34,433 | 00:03:37,033 | I mean, exotic location, to say the least. | I mean, exotic location, to say the least. |
98 | 00:03:37,033 | 00:03:38,667 | The hurricanes took a devastating toll | The hurricanes took a devastating toll |
99 | 00:03:38,667 | 00:03:41,000 | on the Caribbean, and it's gonna take them a while | on the Caribbean, and it's gonna take them a while |
100 | 00:03:41,000 | 00:03:42,533 | to recover from it. | to recover from it. |
101 | 00:03:42,533 | 00:03:45,200 | Tahiti's been on my bucket list for years and years. | Tahiti's been on my bucket list for years and years. |
102 | 00:03:45,200 | 00:03:46,667 | And while we're all pulling | And while we're all pulling |
103 | 00:03:46,667 | 00:03:48,600 | and we all stand behind the Caribbean, | and we all stand behind the Caribbean, |
104 | 00:03:48,600 | 00:03:51,467 | we're really excited to be able to charter here this season. | we're really excited to be able to charter here this season. |
105 | 00:03:51,467 | 00:03:53,333 | I'm hoping the weather breaks, | I'm hoping the weather breaks, |
106 | 00:03:53,333 | 00:03:55,734 | because we got a charter tomorrow. | because we got a charter tomorrow. |
107 | 00:03:55,734 | 00:03:58,433 | Your crew should be here shortly. | Your crew should be here shortly. |
108 | 00:03:58,433 | 00:04:01,066 | You have a steward. Josiah. | You have a steward. Josiah. |
109 | 00:04:01,066 | 00:04:03,533 | Qualified butler. - Wait. Is he...for me? | Qualified butler. - Wait. Is he...for me? |
110 | 00:04:03,533 | 00:04:05,667 | - Yeah. - I'm so excited! | - Yeah. - I'm so excited! |
111 | 00:04:05,667 | 00:04:08,233 | He's a retired competitive gymnast. | He's a retired competitive gymnast. |
112 | 00:04:08,233 | 00:04:10,100 | Cool. - And then next up, | Cool. - And then next up, |
113 | 00:04:10,100 | 00:04:11,767 | we have Caroline. - A solo stewardess, | we have Caroline. - A solo stewardess, |
114 | 00:04:11,767 | 00:04:13,367 | meaning she can do a little bit of everything, | meaning she can do a little bit of everything, |
115 | 00:04:13,367 | 00:04:14,767 | and she's a hard worker. | and she's a hard worker. |
116 | 00:04:14,767 | 00:04:16,767 | She got her degree in psychology. | She got her degree in psychology. |
117 | 00:04:16,767 | 00:04:18,767 | Do you ever notice girls who major in psychology | Do you ever notice girls who major in psychology |
118 | 00:04:18,767 | 00:04:20,467 | are usually a little crazy? | are usually a little crazy? |
119 | 00:04:20,467 | 00:04:21,600 | - [laughs] | - [laughs] |
120 | 00:04:21,600 | 00:04:23,600 | This is our chef, Adrian. | This is our chef, Adrian. |
121 | 00:04:23,600 | 00:04:25,233 | - "My passion is to heal | - "My passion is to heal |
122 | 00:04:25,233 | 00:04:27,033 | through the creative art of cooking." | through the creative art of cooking." |
123 | 00:04:27,033 | 00:04:28,467 | - [laughing] | - [laughing] |
124 | 00:04:28,467 | 00:04:30,433 | Good to have ya on board. - Good to be back. | Good to have ya on board. - Good to be back. |
125 | 00:04:30,433 | 00:04:31,767 | I'm gonna go explore. | I'm gonna go explore. |
126 | 00:04:31,767 | 00:04:36,233 | [airy music] | [airy music] |
127 | 00:04:36,233 | 00:04:38,233 | Hmm. | Hmm. |
128 | 00:04:38,233 | 00:04:39,500 | - Hey-o. - Hi. | - Hey-o. - Hi. |
129 | 00:04:39,500 | 00:04:41,567 | - Hmm. This is weird. | - Hmm. This is weird. |
130 | 00:04:41,567 | 00:04:43,166 | - Nice galley. | - Nice galley. |
131 | 00:04:43,166 | 00:04:44,433 | - Josiah. - Josiah. | - Josiah. - Josiah. |
132 | 00:04:44,433 | 00:04:45,700 | - What's your name? - Caroline. | - What's your name? - Caroline. |
133 | 00:04:45,700 | 00:04:46,633 | - Nice to meet you. - Pleasure. | - Nice to meet you. - Pleasure. |
134 | 00:04:46,633 | 00:04:48,400 | - It's nice up here. | - It's nice up here. |
135 | 00:04:48,400 | 00:04:50,667 | [light music] | [light music] |
136 | 00:04:50,667 | 00:04:52,633 | - So you're from England. - Yeah. Where are you from? | - So you're from England. - Yeah. Where are you from? |
137 | 00:04:52,633 | 00:04:54,233 | - Ohio. What do you do? | - Ohio. What do you do? |
138 | 00:04:54,233 | 00:04:55,767 | - Steward. | - Steward. |
139 | 00:04:55,767 | 00:04:57,667 | - Shut up! | - Shut up! |
140 | 00:05:00,133 | 00:05:01,400 | - What do you do? - That's sick! | - What do you do? - That's sick! |
141 | 00:05:01,400 | 00:05:03,133 | - A stew! | - A stew! |
142 | 00:05:03,133 | 00:05:04,734 | - Sick. | - Sick. |
143 | 00:05:04,734 | 00:05:06,600 | - Hey, good morning. - You must be Chandler. | - Hey, good morning. - You must be Chandler. |
144 | 00:05:06,600 | 00:05:08,133 | - I am, yes, sir. | - I am, yes, sir. |
145 | 00:05:08,133 | 00:05:10,000 | Pleasure to meet ya. - Pleasure's mine. | Pleasure to meet ya. - Pleasure's mine. |
146 | 00:05:10,000 | 00:05:11,667 | Have a seat. - Drop my bag... | Have a seat. - Drop my bag... |
147 | 00:05:11,667 | 00:05:13,600 | - You've been on a few boats. - Yes, sir. | - You've been on a few boats. - Yes, sir. |
148 | 00:05:13,600 | 00:05:15,133 | - "Bad Influence 2". | - "Bad Influence 2". |
149 | 00:05:15,133 | 00:05:16,667 | - That was out of Chicago. | - That was out of Chicago. |
150 | 00:05:16,667 | 00:05:18,133 | - What was "Big Chubby" like? | - What was "Big Chubby" like? |
151 | 00:05:18,133 | 00:05:19,633 | - Fun boat. Smaller boat. | - Fun boat. Smaller boat. |
152 | 00:05:19,633 | 00:05:21,367 | A bosun's position's pretty tough. | A bosun's position's pretty tough. |
153 | 00:05:21,367 | 00:05:23,266 | I just want captain to be happy, | I just want captain to be happy, |
154 | 00:05:23,266 | 00:05:25,133 | because the next job I go to, | because the next job I go to, |
155 | 00:05:25,133 | 00:05:26,500 | they're gonna want that reference. | they're gonna want that reference. |
156 | 00:05:26,500 | 00:05:28,100 | - You know, I'm pretty basic | - You know, I'm pretty basic |
157 | 00:05:28,100 | 00:05:30,100 | as far as the way I want the crew to run. | as far as the way I want the crew to run. |
158 | 00:05:30,100 | 00:05:34,100 | We uncover everything before the first guest gets up. | We uncover everything before the first guest gets up. |
159 | 00:05:34,100 | 00:05:36,166 | Somebody's always up with the late stew. | Somebody's always up with the late stew. |
160 | 00:05:36,166 | 00:05:37,567 | - Okay. - The Pacific | - Okay. - The Pacific |
161 | 00:05:37,567 | 00:05:40,133 | is a little different because you get bigger seas. | is a little different because you get bigger seas. |
162 | 00:05:40,133 | 00:05:43,033 | - You got reef everywhere. - Yes. | - You got reef everywhere. - Yes. |
163 | 00:05:43,033 | 00:05:45,166 | Tahiti is Reef Central because it's so remote. | Tahiti is Reef Central because it's so remote. |
164 | 00:05:45,166 | 00:05:47,300 | If you screw up here, there's no towboat | If you screw up here, there's no towboat |
165 | 00:05:47,300 | 00:05:49,033 | coming to pull your ass out. | coming to pull your ass out. |
166 | 00:05:49,033 | 00:05:51,433 | I don't like to micromanage. I don't like to babysit. | I don't like to micromanage. I don't like to babysit. |
167 | 00:05:51,433 | 00:05:53,266 | If I've gotta babysit, then you're not | If I've gotta babysit, then you're not |
168 | 00:05:53,266 | 00:05:55,433 | the person I need. - Understood. | the person I need. - Understood. |
169 | 00:05:55,433 | 00:05:57,166 | - Okay. That's all I got for right now. | - Okay. That's all I got for right now. |
170 | 00:05:57,166 | 00:05:58,300 | - Thank you, sir. | - Thank you, sir. |
171 | 00:05:58,300 | 00:06:00,300 | - Hey. - Hey, how's it going? | - Hey. - Hey, how's it going? |
172 | 00:06:00,300 | 00:06:01,767 | - So far? - What's happening? | - So far? - What's happening? |
173 | 00:06:03,033 | 00:06:05,133 | - Ashton. New Zealand? | - Ashton. New Zealand? |
174 | 00:06:05,133 | 00:06:06,400 | - Yeah, brother. Where you from? | - Yeah, brother. Where you from? |
175 | 00:06:06,400 | 00:06:08,133 | - South Africa. - Aw, nice. | - South Africa. - Aw, nice. |
176 | 00:06:08,133 | 00:06:09,200 | - Yeah. | - Yeah. |
177 | 00:06:11,266 | 00:06:12,433 | - Yeah. | - Yeah. |
178 | 00:06:23,567 | 00:06:25,066 | - Yeah? | - Yeah? |
179 | 00:06:25,066 | 00:06:26,734 | - Hi! both: Hi! | - Hi! both: Hi! |
180 | 00:06:26,734 | 00:06:28,333 | - How are you guys? - Great! How are you? | - How are you guys? - Great! How are you? |
181 | 00:06:28,333 | 00:06:29,567 | - Good, how's it going? - Caroline. | - Good, how's it going? - Caroline. |
182 | 00:06:29,567 | 00:06:31,200 | - Kate. Nice to meet you. - Josiah. | - Kate. Nice to meet you. - Josiah. |
183 | 00:06:31,200 | 00:06:32,667 | - Nice to meet you. I saw your resumes. | - Nice to meet you. I saw your resumes. |
184 | 00:06:32,667 | 00:06:34,734 | You guys look like you have good experience. | You guys look like you have good experience. |
185 | 00:06:34,734 | 00:06:36,467 | You were solo stewardess a lot, | You were solo stewardess a lot, |
186 | 00:06:36,467 | 00:06:39,467 | which I know is a lotta work. - It--Yeah, it is. | which I know is a lotta work. - It--Yeah, it is. |
187 | 00:06:39,467 | 00:06:41,066 | - You have bartending experience? | - You have bartending experience? |
188 | 00:06:41,066 | 00:06:43,133 | - I do, but it's been-- I mean, I'm rusty. | - I do, but it's been-- I mean, I'm rusty. |
189 | 00:06:43,133 | 00:06:45,400 | I had to go home and tend to family sh--. | I had to go home and tend to family sh--. |
190 | 00:06:45,400 | 00:06:47,700 | It is scary to walk on a boat with strangers. | It is scary to walk on a boat with strangers. |
191 | 00:06:47,700 | 00:06:49,533 | You don't know if the personalities | You don't know if the personalities |
192 | 00:06:49,533 | 00:06:51,567 | are going to jibe. I'm just gonna do my best | are going to jibe. I'm just gonna do my best |
193 | 00:06:51,567 | 00:06:53,633 | to be a team player and pull my weight. | to be a team player and pull my weight. |
194 | 00:06:53,633 | 00:06:55,767 | - And you're pretty-- - Yeah. | - And you're pretty-- - Yeah. |
195 | 00:06:55,767 | 00:06:57,767 | - What do you think is your strength? | - What do you think is your strength? |
196 | 00:06:57,767 | 00:07:00,033 | - I'd probably say my strength is more like service side. | - I'd probably say my strength is more like service side. |
197 | 00:07:00,033 | 00:07:02,633 | I trained in England at a British butler academy, | I trained in England at a British butler academy, |
198 | 00:07:02,633 | 00:07:05,600 | and I'm a qualified butler with a little bow tie. | and I'm a qualified butler with a little bow tie. |
199 | 00:07:05,600 | 00:07:08,367 | It's very English, I think. [laughs] | It's very English, I think. [laughs] |
200 | 00:07:08,367 | 00:07:10,500 | - I did put your uniforms | - I did put your uniforms |
201 | 00:07:10,500 | 00:07:13,767 | in rooms where I think you guys would like to be. | in rooms where I think you guys would like to be. |
202 | 00:07:13,767 | 00:07:16,100 | Is it Josiah? - Like Messiah, but with a J. | Is it Josiah? - Like Messiah, but with a J. |
203 | 00:07:16,100 | 00:07:18,333 | - I put you with me, and we're gonna be-- | - I put you with me, and we're gonna be-- |
204 | 00:07:18,333 | 00:07:20,100 | I've never seen this. It's cool. | I've never seen this. It's cool. |
205 | 00:07:20,100 | 00:07:21,633 | It's like a little-- they call it the penthouse. | It's like a little-- they call it the penthouse. |
206 | 00:07:21,633 | 00:07:23,233 | - Oh, sick. - Caroline, you're in here | - Oh, sick. - Caroline, you're in here |
207 | 00:07:23,233 | 00:07:25,066 | with a female deckhand. - Okay. | with a female deckhand. - Okay. |
208 | 00:07:25,066 | 00:07:26,734 | - I think she's female. Actually, I don't know. | - I think she's female. Actually, I don't know. |
209 | 00:07:26,734 | 00:07:28,734 | The other rooms are bigger, | The other rooms are bigger, |
210 | 00:07:28,734 | 00:07:30,500 | but I just kinda like-- | but I just kinda like-- |
211 | 00:07:30,500 | 00:07:32,100 | It feels like we're special | It feels like we're special |
212 | 00:07:32,100 | 00:07:33,367 | being up high. - Yeah. | being up high. - Yeah. |
213 | 00:07:33,367 | 00:07:35,600 | 'Cause I can look down on people! Yeah! | 'Cause I can look down on people! Yeah! |
214 | 00:07:35,600 | 00:07:38,266 | Figured you could flip-- - Yeah. I'll just flip up. | Figured you could flip-- - Yeah. I'll just flip up. |
215 | 00:07:38,266 | 00:07:40,467 | - Uh-huh. Dismount. - You'll be seeing that a lot. | - Uh-huh. Dismount. - You'll be seeing that a lot. |
216 | 00:07:40,467 | 00:07:42,266 | - Hey. - Hey! How's it going? | - Hey. - Hey! How's it going? |
217 | 00:07:42,266 | 00:07:43,467 | - Good. How are you? - Who are you? | - Good. How are you? - Who are you? |
218 | 00:07:43,467 | 00:07:44,600 | - Adrian. I'm gonna be the chef. | - Adrian. I'm gonna be the chef. |
219 | 00:07:44,600 | 00:07:46,400 | - Adrian. Caroline, pleasure. | - Adrian. Caroline, pleasure. |
220 | 00:07:46,400 | 00:07:48,266 | - Nice to meet you. - I'm Kate. | - Nice to meet you. - I'm Kate. |
221 | 00:07:48,266 | 00:07:49,400 | Welcome aboard. - Thank you. | Welcome aboard. - Thank you. |
222 | 00:07:49,400 | 00:07:51,066 | - Um, Adrian... - Tell me. | - Um, Adrian... - Tell me. |
223 | 00:07:51,066 | 00:07:52,667 | - I have you in here with the bosun. | - I have you in here with the bosun. |
224 | 00:07:52,667 | 00:07:54,333 | - Beautiful. | - Beautiful. |
225 | 00:07:54,333 | 00:07:57,200 | - Adrian looks really young and malnourished. | - Adrian looks really young and malnourished. |
226 | 00:07:57,200 | 00:07:59,133 | I'm a little concerned. I just don't think | I'm a little concerned. I just don't think |
227 | 00:07:59,133 | 00:08:02,100 | malnourished and chef belong in the same sentence. | malnourished and chef belong in the same sentence. |
228 | 00:08:02,100 | 00:08:03,266 | What do you think of | What do you think of |
229 | 00:08:03,266 | 00:08:04,533 | that galley? - It's nice. | that galley? - It's nice. |
230 | 00:08:04,533 | 00:08:06,266 | - Oh, you're so sweet. - [laughing] | - Oh, you're so sweet. - [laughing] |
231 | 00:08:11,367 | 00:08:12,400 | [both laughing] | [both laughing] |
232 | 00:08:16,600 | 00:08:17,667 | - [laughing] | - [laughing] |
233 | 00:08:17,667 | 00:08:19,166 | - Hi! - Ross. | - Hi! - Ross. |
234 | 00:08:19,166 | 00:08:20,700 | - Ross? I'm Rhylee. - Yeah. | - Ross? I'm Rhylee. - Yeah. |
235 | 00:08:20,700 | 00:08:22,433 | - Rhylee. Good to meet you. - Nice to meet you. | - Rhylee. Good to meet you. - Nice to meet you. |
236 | 00:08:22,433 | 00:08:23,433 | - Ashton. -A-Aston? | - Ashton. -A-Aston? |
237 | 00:08:23,433 | 00:08:25,000 | - Ashton. - Ashton. | - Ashton. - Ashton. |
238 | 00:08:25,000 | 00:08:26,433 | - Ashton and Ross. Nice to meet you. | - Ashton and Ross. Nice to meet you. |
239 | 00:08:28,300 | 00:08:30,233 | - Uh, deckhand. - Deckhand. Oh, sweet. | - Uh, deckhand. - Deckhand. Oh, sweet. |
240 | 00:08:30,233 | 00:08:32,000 | Yeah, that's us. - Nice! Okay, good. | Yeah, that's us. - Nice! Okay, good. |
241 | 00:08:32,000 | 00:08:34,400 | I'm in like a totally different world of boating. | I'm in like a totally different world of boating. |
242 | 00:08:34,400 | 00:08:36,667 | We don't have anything this pretty. | We don't have anything this pretty. |
243 | 00:08:36,667 | 00:08:38,767 | I work as co-captain and a mate | I work as co-captain and a mate |
244 | 00:08:38,767 | 00:08:41,166 | on fishing charters in Alaska. | on fishing charters in Alaska. |
245 | 00:08:41,166 | 00:08:43,033 | It's not a lot about the ambiance. | It's not a lot about the ambiance. |
246 | 00:08:43,033 | 00:08:45,367 | It's more about catching that monster halibut. | It's more about catching that monster halibut. |
247 | 00:08:45,367 | 00:08:48,100 | And you get dirty and you get gory and bloody | And you get dirty and you get gory and bloody |
248 | 00:08:48,100 | 00:08:49,266 | and I love it. | and I love it. |
249 | 00:08:51,667 | 00:08:54,400 | - I'm up for anything. A lot of people don't realize | - I'm up for anything. A lot of people don't realize |
250 | 00:08:54,400 | 00:08:57,000 | Alaskan girls are badass. [laughter] | Alaskan girls are badass. [laughter] |
251 | 00:08:57,000 | 00:08:59,033 | I left my luggage down there. | I left my luggage down there. |
252 | 00:08:59,033 | 00:09:00,266 | You guys are gonna get 'em? - Yeah. | You guys are gonna get 'em? - Yeah. |
253 | 00:09:03,166 | 00:09:04,467 | - How you doing? - Hi! | - How you doing? - Hi! |
254 | 00:09:04,467 | 00:09:06,066 | - Chandler. - Chandler. I'm Rhylee. | - Chandler. - Chandler. I'm Rhylee. |
255 | 00:09:06,066 | 00:09:07,533 | - Rhylee? I'm the bosun on board. | - Rhylee? I'm the bosun on board. |
256 | 00:09:07,533 | 00:09:08,734 | - You are? I'm one of your deckhands. | - You are? I'm one of your deckhands. |
257 | 00:09:08,734 | 00:09:10,433 | - You are? Okay. - Yeah. | - You are? Okay. - Yeah. |
258 | 00:09:10,433 | 00:09:11,600 | - What's up, brother? - What's going on, man? | - What's up, brother? - What's going on, man? |
259 | 00:09:11,600 | 00:09:13,200 | - Ross. - Chandler. | - Ross. - Chandler. |
260 | 00:09:13,200 | 00:09:14,467 | - Good to meet you. - Nice to meet you. | - Good to meet you. - Nice to meet you. |
261 | 00:09:14,467 | 00:09:15,467 | - Ashton. - Ashton? Chandler. | - Ashton. - Ashton? Chandler. |
262 | 00:09:15,467 | 00:09:17,133 | both: Nice to meet you. | both: Nice to meet you. |
263 | 00:09:17,133 | 00:09:18,433 | - We're just gonna meet, get to know everyone, | - We're just gonna meet, get to know everyone, |
264 | 00:09:18,433 | 00:09:20,166 | go over what's going on. | go over what's going on. |
265 | 00:09:20,166 | 00:09:22,533 | So how was everyone's flight? - Long. | So how was everyone's flight? - Long. |
266 | 00:09:22,533 | 00:09:24,166 | - Long? Where are you coming from? | - Long? Where are you coming from? |
267 | 00:09:24,166 | 00:09:26,133 | - South Africa. - South Africa... | - South Africa. - South Africa... |
268 | 00:09:26,133 | 00:09:27,400 | - New Zealand. - New Zealand. | - New Zealand. - New Zealand. |
269 | 00:09:27,400 | 00:09:29,333 | - Alaska. - I'm a Florida boy. | - Alaska. - I'm a Florida boy. |
270 | 00:09:29,333 | 00:09:31,333 | Been in the industry full-time about six years. | Been in the industry full-time about six years. |
271 | 00:09:31,333 | 00:09:33,200 | I grew up doing this from like a young age. | I grew up doing this from like a young age. |
272 | 00:09:33,200 | 00:09:35,333 | Father and brother are both captains in the industry. | Father and brother are both captains in the industry. |
273 | 00:09:35,333 | 00:09:38,200 | I grew up doing boat deliveries with my father, | I grew up doing boat deliveries with my father, |
274 | 00:09:38,200 | 00:09:41,066 | so this isn't a job for me. It's a career. | so this isn't a job for me. It's a career. |
275 | 00:09:41,066 | 00:09:44,100 | You know, I'm very relaxed running the deck, | You know, I'm very relaxed running the deck, |
276 | 00:09:44,100 | 00:09:47,233 | but I expect the best out of everyone all the time. | but I expect the best out of everyone all the time. |
277 | 00:09:47,233 | 00:09:50,333 | I don't like any hierarchy when it comes to the deck group, | I don't like any hierarchy when it comes to the deck group, |
278 | 00:09:50,333 | 00:09:51,633 | so everyone's gonna do the same jobs. | so everyone's gonna do the same jobs. |
279 | 00:09:51,633 | 00:09:53,367 | There's no pecking order. | There's no pecking order. |
280 | 00:09:58,433 | 00:09:59,700 | But Chandler's in charge, and I'm not trying to | But Chandler's in charge, and I'm not trying to |
281 | 00:09:59,700 | 00:10:01,100 | step on his toes. | step on his toes. |
282 | 00:10:01,100 | 00:10:02,633 | - We're all learning the boat together, | - We're all learning the boat together, |
283 | 00:10:02,633 | 00:10:04,500 | so it's gonna be long hours. | so it's gonna be long hours. |
284 | 00:10:04,500 | 00:10:05,767 | We just need to make the best of it. | We just need to make the best of it. |
285 | 00:10:05,767 | 00:10:07,767 | But, uh, let's get started. | But, uh, let's get started. |
286 | 00:10:07,767 | 00:10:09,700 | Hey. What's going on? - Hi. How are you? | Hey. What's going on? - Hi. How are you? |
287 | 00:10:09,700 | 00:10:11,200 | - Hey. - How you doing? Chandler. | - Hey. - How you doing? Chandler. |
288 | 00:10:11,200 | 00:10:12,633 | - Adrian. - Hi, I'm Kate. | - Adrian. - Hi, I'm Kate. |
289 | 00:10:12,633 | 00:10:15,166 | - Kate. Pleasure to meet ya. - Good handshake. | - Kate. Pleasure to meet ya. - Good handshake. |
290 | 00:10:15,166 | 00:10:17,100 | - Hi. How are you? - Hi. How are you? | - Hi. How are you? - Hi. How are you? |
291 | 00:10:17,100 | 00:10:19,166 | - Good. I'm Rhylee. - Rhylee, Caroline. | - Good. I'm Rhylee. - Rhylee, Caroline. |
292 | 00:10:19,166 | 00:10:21,700 | - This is us, buddy. - So I'll just take this one. | - This is us, buddy. - So I'll just take this one. |
293 | 00:10:21,700 | 00:10:23,200 | - Okay, cool. | - Okay, cool. |
294 | 00:10:27,467 | 00:10:29,100 | Hey? | Hey? |
295 | 00:10:29,100 | 00:10:30,367 | [both laughing] | [both laughing] |
296 | 00:10:32,767 | 00:10:34,734 | [both chuckling] | [both chuckling] |
297 | 00:10:34,734 | 00:10:37,133 | - So I haven't made up my mind | - So I haven't made up my mind |
298 | 00:10:37,133 | 00:10:39,400 | about this stew pantry quite yet. | about this stew pantry quite yet. |
299 | 00:10:39,400 | 00:10:42,133 | For a boat this size, it's surprisingly small. | For a boat this size, it's surprisingly small. |
300 | 00:10:42,133 | 00:10:44,667 | The boat is 180 feet. | The boat is 180 feet. |
301 | 00:10:44,667 | 00:10:46,400 | I was very excited, because I thought | I was very excited, because I thought |
302 | 00:10:46,400 | 00:10:48,266 | bigger stew pantries, | bigger stew pantries, |
303 | 00:10:48,266 | 00:10:50,100 | bigger crew mess, bigger laundry room. | bigger crew mess, bigger laundry room. |
304 | 00:10:50,100 | 00:10:52,600 | Unfortunately, things down below are not that big. | Unfortunately, things down below are not that big. |
305 | 00:10:52,600 | 00:10:55,500 | So what--what first-- This is a disaster. | So what--what first-- This is a disaster. |
306 | 00:10:55,500 | 00:10:58,467 | It's kind of like if you were dating Shaquille O'Neal | It's kind of like if you were dating Shaquille O'Neal |
307 | 00:10:58,467 | 00:11:01,000 | and you found out he had a really small penis. | and you found out he had a really small penis. |
308 | 00:11:01,000 | 00:11:03,100 | And also champagne flutes, if they'll fit. | And also champagne flutes, if they'll fit. |
309 | 00:11:03,100 | 00:11:04,767 | Just for quick grabbing. - Yeah, okay. | Just for quick grabbing. - Yeah, okay. |
310 | 00:11:04,767 | 00:11:07,166 | - If we're not gonna use them-- - And this is fine. | - If we're not gonna use them-- - And this is fine. |
311 | 00:11:07,166 | 00:11:09,166 | You've got espresso cups, small milk jugs... | You've got espresso cups, small milk jugs... |
312 | 00:11:09,166 | 00:11:10,667 | other than having to be like this? | other than having to be like this? |
313 | 00:11:10,667 | 00:11:13,033 | - I just don't like-- - We can get rid of these. | - I just don't like-- - We can get rid of these. |
314 | 00:11:13,033 | 00:11:15,000 | - I know. - I'd love to get rid of these. | - I know. - I'd love to get rid of these. |
315 | 00:11:15,000 | 00:11:16,567 | - I'm gonna go check out the bilge situation. | - I'm gonna go check out the bilge situation. |
316 | 00:11:16,567 | 00:11:19,100 | - Okay. Should I explain what Kate and I said? | - Okay. Should I explain what Kate and I said? |
317 | 00:11:19,100 | 00:11:20,533 | - I was standing right here. | - I was standing right here. |
318 | 00:11:20,533 | 00:11:23,367 | - Were you? When we were talking about this? | - Were you? When we were talking about this? |
319 | 00:11:23,367 | 00:11:25,700 | Didn't even notice. - Uh, yeah, well, you know. | Didn't even notice. - Uh, yeah, well, you know. |
320 | 00:11:25,700 | 00:11:27,700 | I don't have a lot of charisma. | I don't have a lot of charisma. |
321 | 00:11:27,700 | 00:11:30,033 | Working on a yacht, it is a bit high schoolesque. | Working on a yacht, it is a bit high schoolesque. |
322 | 00:11:30,033 | 00:11:33,133 | I think you have to establish who you are off the bat. | I think you have to establish who you are off the bat. |
323 | 00:11:33,133 | 00:11:35,000 | I'm just standing right next to you! | I'm just standing right next to you! |
324 | 00:11:35,000 | 00:11:36,734 | - [laughing] - You're such a dick. | - [laughing] - You're such a dick. |
325 | 00:11:40,233 | 00:11:42,500 | - Servers dressed up as cupids. | - Servers dressed up as cupids. |
326 | 00:11:42,500 | 00:11:43,700 | - Holy God. | - Holy God. |
327 | 00:11:43,700 | 00:11:46,166 | Ashton is obviously ----ing hot. | Ashton is obviously ----ing hot. |
328 | 00:11:47,400 | 00:11:53,066 | [laughing] - Wow! | [laughing] - Wow! |
329 | 00:11:53,133 | 00:11:53,467 | - You can put those | - You can put those |
330 | 00:11:53,467 | 00:11:53,667 | - You can put those back in there. | - You can put those back in there. |
331 | 00:11:55,700 | 00:11:58,200 | - Just start on this side and work across and... | - Just start on this side and work across and... |
332 | 00:11:58,200 | 00:11:59,567 | yeah. - I'll get on to it now. | yeah. - I'll get on to it now. |
333 | 00:11:59,567 | 00:12:01,333 | - I like a self-sufficient crew. | - I like a self-sufficient crew. |
334 | 00:12:01,333 | 00:12:03,300 | Ross is awesome. | Ross is awesome. |
335 | 00:12:03,300 | 00:12:05,600 | - So what do we want out first? - Let's work as a team here, | - So what do we want out first? - Let's work as a team here, |
336 | 00:12:05,600 | 00:12:07,266 | so one will rinse, one will scrub. | so one will rinse, one will scrub. |
337 | 00:12:07,266 | 00:12:09,000 | Cool? - Okay. | Cool? - Okay. |
338 | 00:12:09,000 | 00:12:10,433 | - Have you used these machines before? | - Have you used these machines before? |
339 | 00:12:10,433 | 00:12:12,266 | - No. - I'll give you a rundown. | - No. - I'll give you a rundown. |
340 | 00:12:13,467 | 00:12:15,400 | - Challenges of a new crew: Are they gonna | - Challenges of a new crew: Are they gonna |
341 | 00:12:15,400 | 00:12:17,734 | gel with each other, are they gonna get along? | gel with each other, are they gonna get along? |
342 | 00:12:17,734 | 00:12:20,166 | - How we looking there, champs? - Looks better. | - How we looking there, champs? - Looks better. |
343 | 00:12:20,166 | 00:12:22,333 | - So far...it's going well. | - So far...it's going well. |
344 | 00:12:22,333 | 00:12:24,567 | - We should maybe put some white gloves up here. | - We should maybe put some white gloves up here. |
345 | 00:12:24,567 | 00:12:26,200 | - Good idea. | - Good idea. |
346 | 00:12:26,200 | 00:12:27,767 | - All crew, all crew. I need everybody | - All crew, all crew. I need everybody |
347 | 00:12:27,767 | 00:12:29,767 | in the Sky Lounge in five minutes. | in the Sky Lounge in five minutes. |
348 | 00:12:29,767 | 00:12:32,033 | - Copy for deck. - Copy for interior. | - Copy for deck. - Copy for interior. |
349 | 00:12:32,033 | 00:12:34,567 | ♪ ♪ | ♪ ♪ |
350 | 00:12:34,567 | 00:12:36,767 | - First thing I wanna do | - First thing I wanna do |
351 | 00:12:36,767 | 00:12:39,100 | is introduce the first officer, | is introduce the first officer, |
352 | 00:12:39,100 | 00:12:42,500 | Jake, and our engineer's Will and Johan. | Jake, and our engineer's Will and Johan. |
353 | 00:12:42,500 | 00:12:44,700 | I have three rules: work hard, | I have three rules: work hard, |
354 | 00:12:44,700 | 00:12:46,233 | don't embarrass yourself, | don't embarrass yourself, |
355 | 00:12:46,233 | 00:12:48,633 | and don't embarrass the boat. | and don't embarrass the boat. |
356 | 00:12:48,633 | 00:12:51,300 | - Captain Lee-- his eyes are so intense! | - Captain Lee-- his eyes are so intense! |
357 | 00:12:51,300 | 00:12:54,100 | He'll just look at you and you're like, yes, sir. | He'll just look at you and you're like, yes, sir. |
358 | 00:12:54,100 | 00:12:56,066 | - We pay attention to those three rules, | - We pay attention to those three rules, |
359 | 00:12:56,066 | 00:12:58,367 | we'll get along just fine. We don't... | we'll get along just fine. We don't... |
360 | 00:12:58,367 | 00:13:00,100 | you get a little somethin', somethin' extra | you get a little somethin', somethin' extra |
361 | 00:13:00,100 | 00:13:01,633 | in your, uh, tip envelope-- | in your, uh, tip envelope-- |
362 | 00:13:01,633 | 00:13:05,166 | an airplane ticket outta here on Air Tahiti Nui. | an airplane ticket outta here on Air Tahiti Nui. |
363 | 00:13:05,166 | 00:13:06,767 | I've looked at your resumes. | I've looked at your resumes. |
364 | 00:13:06,767 | 00:13:09,266 | Everybody seems competent enough and qualified enough. | Everybody seems competent enough and qualified enough. |
365 | 00:13:09,266 | 00:13:12,633 | I personally considered last year to be disastrous. | I personally considered last year to be disastrous. |
366 | 00:13:12,633 | 00:13:14,200 | - Watch your boat, watch your boat! | - Watch your boat, watch your boat! |
367 | 00:13:14,200 | 00:13:15,600 | [loud thud] - God damn it! | [loud thud] - God damn it! |
368 | 00:13:15,600 | 00:13:17,467 | - We gotta go with the current. | - We gotta go with the current. |
369 | 00:13:17,467 | 00:13:18,633 | - I'm just listening to what you're telling me. | - I'm just listening to what you're telling me. |
370 | 00:13:18,633 | 00:13:20,000 | - We're gonna ----ing hit him. | - We're gonna ----ing hit him. |
371 | 00:13:20,000 | 00:13:21,734 | We have a much bigger boat. | We have a much bigger boat. |
372 | 00:13:21,734 | 00:13:24,100 | It's no place to be earning your stripes. | It's no place to be earning your stripes. |
373 | 00:13:24,100 | 00:13:27,200 | They have the credentials, but if they don't deliver | They have the credentials, but if they don't deliver |
374 | 00:13:27,200 | 00:13:29,000 | they can give their soul to Jesus, | they can give their soul to Jesus, |
375 | 00:13:29,000 | 00:13:30,633 | 'cause their ass belongs to me. | 'cause their ass belongs to me. |
376 | 00:13:30,633 | 00:13:33,200 | Let's go to work. - Understood. | Let's go to work. - Understood. |
377 | 00:13:33,200 | 00:13:35,266 | [energetic music] | [energetic music] |
378 | 00:13:35,266 | 00:13:37,233 | - You guys wanna go through beach club? | - You guys wanna go through beach club? |
379 | 00:13:37,233 | 00:13:40,133 | - Yeah. - So this area's like... | - Yeah. - So this area's like... |
380 | 00:13:40,133 | 00:13:43,266 | is kinda one of those places that always needs to be perfect | is kinda one of those places that always needs to be perfect |
381 | 00:13:43,266 | 00:13:44,600 | 'cause as soon as we drop the hook, | 'cause as soon as we drop the hook, |
382 | 00:13:44,600 | 00:13:46,133 | all the toys are goin' out. | all the toys are goin' out. |
383 | 00:13:46,133 | 00:13:48,000 | I'm used to working with seasoned yachties | I'm used to working with seasoned yachties |
384 | 00:13:48,000 | 00:13:49,633 | with years of experience. | with years of experience. |
385 | 00:13:49,633 | 00:13:51,567 | Rhylee's worked on boats before, | Rhylee's worked on boats before, |
386 | 00:13:51,567 | 00:13:53,166 | but they've been fishing boats, | but they've been fishing boats, |
387 | 00:13:53,166 | 00:13:54,767 | so I need to keep an eye on her. | so I need to keep an eye on her. |
388 | 00:13:54,767 | 00:13:56,567 | - So we got the bosun's locker, the wash locker... | - So we got the bosun's locker, the wash locker... |
389 | 00:13:56,567 | 00:13:58,300 | - It's not called the bosun locker | - It's not called the bosun locker |
390 | 00:13:58,300 | 00:14:00,133 | because we're not allowed in it, right? | because we're not allowed in it, right? |
391 | 00:14:00,133 | 00:14:02,000 | - Wait, what - Like the bosun locker-- | - Wait, what - Like the bosun locker-- |
392 | 00:14:02,000 | 00:14:03,667 | It just sounds like that'd be like your... | It just sounds like that'd be like your... |
393 | 00:14:03,667 | 00:14:05,567 | - Oh, no. It's everyone's. - Like you--Okay. | - Oh, no. It's everyone's. - Like you--Okay. |
394 | 00:14:05,567 | 00:14:07,567 | I mean, I know that sounds like a stupid question, | I mean, I know that sounds like a stupid question, |
395 | 00:14:07,567 | 00:14:11,133 | but it just... we don't have a bosun | but it just... we don't have a bosun |
396 | 00:14:11,133 | 00:14:14,000 | on board a fishing boat. [laughter] | on board a fishing boat. [laughter] |
397 | 00:14:15,033 | 00:14:17,367 | - Adrian, being from St. Martin, | - Adrian, being from St. Martin, |
398 | 00:14:17,367 | 00:14:19,433 | what got you into yachting? You just saw them everywhere? | what got you into yachting? You just saw them everywhere? |
399 | 00:14:19,433 | 00:14:21,567 | - My father was a yacht captain. | - My father was a yacht captain. |
400 | 00:14:21,567 | 00:14:23,266 | He got me pretty involved in it. | He got me pretty involved in it. |
401 | 00:14:23,266 | 00:14:26,100 | He just actually passed away three weeks ago. | He just actually passed away three weeks ago. |
402 | 00:14:26,100 | 00:14:27,667 | - Oh, I'm so sorry. | - Oh, I'm so sorry. |
403 | 00:14:27,667 | 00:14:30,000 | - I just spent the past couple months taking care of him. | - I just spent the past couple months taking care of him. |
404 | 00:14:30,000 | 00:14:32,000 | He had stage four lung cancer, | He had stage four lung cancer, |
405 | 00:14:32,000 | 00:14:35,166 | so it's been...it's been going on for like a year and a half. | so it's been...it's been going on for like a year and a half. |
406 | 00:14:35,166 | 00:14:36,734 | My father was my best friend. | My father was my best friend. |
407 | 00:14:36,734 | 00:14:40,066 | It was just heartbreaking to see him wither away. | It was just heartbreaking to see him wither away. |
408 | 00:14:40,066 | 00:14:41,467 | He didn't take sh-- from anybody. | He didn't take sh-- from anybody. |
409 | 00:14:41,467 | 00:14:43,300 | He was just such a strong person. | He was just such a strong person. |
410 | 00:14:43,300 | 00:14:46,066 | He gave me so much-- so much love, so much empathy. | He gave me so much-- so much love, so much empathy. |
411 | 00:14:46,066 | 00:14:47,700 | He was just a really beautiful person. | He was just a really beautiful person. |
412 | 00:14:47,700 | 00:14:50,033 | So it was a hard past couple of months. | So it was a hard past couple of months. |
413 | 00:14:50,033 | 00:14:51,567 | - [sighs] Ohh... | - [sighs] Ohh... |
414 | 00:14:51,567 | 00:14:54,166 | - All crew, all crew, we have provisions | - All crew, all crew, we have provisions |
415 | 00:14:54,166 | 00:14:55,567 | on the stern. | on the stern. |
416 | 00:14:55,567 | 00:14:57,667 | ♪ ♪ | ♪ ♪ |
417 | 00:14:57,667 | 00:14:59,600 | - To my cabin? - [laughs] Yeah. | - To my cabin? - [laughs] Yeah. |
418 | 00:14:59,600 | 00:15:01,133 | - Little heavy. | - Little heavy. |
419 | 00:15:01,133 | 00:15:03,567 | ♪ ♪ | ♪ ♪ |
420 | 00:15:03,567 | 00:15:05,600 | - Smells like fish! | - Smells like fish! |
421 | 00:15:05,600 | 00:15:07,600 | - Uh-oh. Are these Captain Lee's? | - Uh-oh. Are these Captain Lee's? |
422 | 00:15:07,600 | 00:15:09,433 | Are they clean or dirty? - Oh, my God! | Are they clean or dirty? - Oh, my God! |
423 | 00:15:10,734 | 00:15:13,533 | They're clean. But they're wet. | They're clean. But they're wet. |
424 | 00:15:17,767 | 00:15:19,467 | - I'm sorry? | - I'm sorry? |
425 | 00:15:20,734 | 00:15:23,567 | - Yeah. You can keep telling me. Don't worry. | - Yeah. You can keep telling me. Don't worry. |
426 | 00:15:27,233 | 00:15:28,567 | - Are you in a relationship? | - Are you in a relationship? |
427 | 00:15:31,200 | 00:15:32,467 | - Ashton is definitely | - Ashton is definitely |
428 | 00:15:32,467 | 00:15:34,100 | a fun piece of man candy. | a fun piece of man candy. |
429 | 00:15:34,100 | 00:15:35,633 | Ashton. - Yeah? | Ashton. - Yeah? |
430 | 00:15:35,633 | 00:15:37,734 | - Make sure you rinse really well. | - Make sure you rinse really well. |
431 | 00:15:37,734 | 00:15:39,767 | [Ashton chuckles] | [Ashton chuckles] |
432 | 00:15:39,767 | 00:15:42,767 | [bright music] | [bright music] |
433 | 00:15:42,767 | 00:15:46,200 | ♪ ♪ | ♪ ♪ |
434 | 00:15:46,200 | 00:15:47,700 | - Beautiful. | - Beautiful. |
435 | 00:15:48,700 | 00:15:51,433 | Ya-hoo. Come on, baby. | Ya-hoo. Come on, baby. |
436 | 00:15:52,367 | 00:15:54,500 | - Do you wanna talk about why you like to do charters | - Do you wanna talk about why you like to do charters |
437 | 00:15:54,500 | 00:15:56,333 | or what you usually do? - Yeah. | or what you usually do? - Yeah. |
438 | 00:15:58,533 | 00:16:00,667 | I did four years of formal French training | I did four years of formal French training |
439 | 00:16:00,667 | 00:16:03,000 | and culinary schools in Paris. | and culinary schools in Paris. |
440 | 00:16:03,000 | 00:16:06,066 | Right now, I consider myself as a free flow artist. | Right now, I consider myself as a free flow artist. |
441 | 00:16:06,066 | 00:16:07,767 | I love blowing people's minds. | I love blowing people's minds. |
442 | 00:16:07,767 | 00:16:09,500 | Look at these cute little desk lights. | Look at these cute little desk lights. |
443 | 00:16:09,500 | 00:16:12,333 | I'm gonna make desserts and the dessert's | I'm gonna make desserts and the dessert's |
444 | 00:16:12,333 | 00:16:14,367 | gonna be mounted on top of this, and as they eat it, | gonna be mounted on top of this, and as they eat it, |
445 | 00:16:14,367 | 00:16:16,333 | the lights are gonna start shooting out at them. | the lights are gonna start shooting out at them. |
446 | 00:16:16,333 | 00:16:18,600 | This is how I woo women, usually. | This is how I woo women, usually. |
447 | 00:16:18,600 | 00:16:21,200 | - Adrian, Kate, Chandler, I need you guys | - Adrian, Kate, Chandler, I need you guys |
448 | 00:16:21,200 | 00:16:22,667 | up to the bridge for a preference sheet meeting. | up to the bridge for a preference sheet meeting. |
449 | 00:16:22,667 | 00:16:24,533 | - Copy. - Roger. | - Copy. - Roger. |
450 | 00:16:25,767 | 00:16:27,533 | - How you doing? - Hello, hello. | - How you doing? - Hello, hello. |
451 | 00:16:27,533 | 00:16:30,200 | - Ms. Chastain. - Hello. | - Ms. Chastain. - Hello. |
452 | 00:16:30,200 | 00:16:32,367 | - How's things going? New crew. | - How's things going? New crew. |
453 | 00:16:32,367 | 00:16:34,233 | - I think the crew's amazing. | - I think the crew's amazing. |
454 | 00:16:34,233 | 00:16:35,533 | - You really have some good talent there. | - You really have some good talent there. |
455 | 00:16:35,533 | 00:16:37,300 | - Yeah. - How you feel about | - Yeah. - How you feel about |
456 | 00:16:37,300 | 00:16:38,500 | the galley? - Oh, it'll work good. | the galley? - Oh, it'll work good. |
457 | 00:16:38,500 | 00:16:40,133 | I'll make it work good. | I'll make it work good. |
458 | 00:16:40,133 | 00:16:41,567 | - I like that. | - I like that. |
459 | 00:16:41,567 | 00:16:43,300 | - I think I'm very happy. | - I think I'm very happy. |
460 | 00:16:43,300 | 00:16:44,633 | One has a lot more experience than the other, | One has a lot more experience than the other, |
461 | 00:16:44,633 | 00:16:46,433 | but the one that doesn't have experience | but the one that doesn't have experience |
462 | 00:16:46,433 | 00:16:48,433 | has a good attitude so far, so it's great. | has a good attitude so far, so it's great. |
463 | 00:16:48,433 | 00:16:50,567 | - So here's who we have | - So here's who we have |
464 | 00:16:50,567 | 00:16:52,767 | for our first charter. | for our first charter. |
465 | 00:16:52,767 | 00:16:54,433 | - Well, look who it is! | - Well, look who it is! |
466 | 00:16:54,433 | 00:16:57,567 | - Mr. Foam Man, our primary charter guest. | - Mr. Foam Man, our primary charter guest. |
467 | 00:16:57,567 | 00:16:59,300 | His name is Steve Bradley. | His name is Steve Bradley. |
468 | 00:16:59,300 | 00:17:01,000 | They were previous charter guests | They were previous charter guests |
469 | 00:17:01,000 | 00:17:02,767 | and Steve's a friend of mine. | and Steve's a friend of mine. |
470 | 00:17:02,767 | 00:17:04,266 | The reason they call him Foam Man | The reason they call him Foam Man |
471 | 00:17:04,266 | 00:17:05,433 | is because he wanted a foam party, | is because he wanted a foam party, |
472 | 00:17:05,433 | 00:17:07,133 | and the wind was blowing so bad, | and the wind was blowing so bad, |
473 | 00:17:07,133 | 00:17:08,533 | we couldn't get it past his ankles. | we couldn't get it past his ankles. |
474 | 00:17:08,533 | 00:17:10,266 | - This is not a foam party. | - This is not a foam party. |
475 | 00:17:10,266 | 00:17:12,300 | More foam, bosun! | More foam, bosun! |
476 | 00:17:12,300 | 00:17:14,533 | Hey, come on, make it happen! | Hey, come on, make it happen! |
477 | 00:17:14,533 | 00:17:16,100 | - It was just like | - It was just like |
478 | 00:17:16,100 | 00:17:17,767 | a malfunctioning carwash. | a malfunctioning carwash. |
479 | 00:17:17,767 | 00:17:19,600 | - So I should maybe make a foamy dish. | - So I should maybe make a foamy dish. |
480 | 00:17:19,600 | 00:17:21,333 | - That's cute. | - That's cute. |
481 | 00:17:21,333 | 00:17:22,734 | It's kind of nice that we have a returning guest, | It's kind of nice that we have a returning guest, |
482 | 00:17:22,734 | 00:17:25,066 | because I know his preferences, | because I know his preferences, |
483 | 00:17:25,066 | 00:17:26,600 | and I know that he'll be | and I know that he'll be |
484 | 00:17:26,600 | 00:17:28,433 | blackout drunk most of the time | blackout drunk most of the time |
485 | 00:17:28,433 | 00:17:30,433 | So even if we mess up, he won't remember. | So even if we mess up, he won't remember. |
486 | 00:17:30,433 | 00:17:32,400 | - So he and his fiancée Jenn | - So he and his fiancée Jenn |
487 | 00:17:32,400 | 00:17:34,567 | are coming on this charter to celebrate | are coming on this charter to celebrate |
488 | 00:17:34,567 | 00:17:38,033 | their two-year anniversary and Jenn's 32nd birthday. | their two-year anniversary and Jenn's 32nd birthday. |
489 | 00:17:38,033 | 00:17:39,467 | They want a Polynesian picnic | They want a Polynesian picnic |
490 | 00:17:39,467 | 00:17:41,600 | because they wanna do the black sand beach, | because they wanna do the black sand beach, |
491 | 00:17:41,600 | 00:17:44,400 | romantic dinner, and servers dressed up | romantic dinner, and servers dressed up |
492 | 00:17:44,400 | 00:17:47,066 | as cupids. - I'm not wearing a diaper. | as cupids. - I'm not wearing a diaper. |
493 | 00:17:48,000 | 00:17:50,133 | - Heart-shaped birthday cake any problem for ya? | - Heart-shaped birthday cake any problem for ya? |
494 | 00:17:50,133 | 00:17:52,033 | - Not at all. - Jet Skiis | - Not at all. - Jet Skiis |
495 | 00:17:52,033 | 00:17:54,166 | subject to | subject to |
496 | 00:17:54,166 | 00:17:56,200 | the amount of sobriety we have. | the amount of sobriety we have. |
497 | 00:17:56,200 | 00:17:58,066 | - I mean, what are the alternatives | - I mean, what are the alternatives |
498 | 00:17:58,066 | 00:18:00,066 | if for some reason we don't leave the dock tomorrow? | if for some reason we don't leave the dock tomorrow? |
499 | 00:18:00,066 | 00:18:02,233 | - We're gonna go with plan B | - We're gonna go with plan B |
500 | 00:18:02,233 | 00:18:04,433 | which is probably whatever Kate can come up with. | which is probably whatever Kate can come up with. |
501 | 00:18:04,433 | 00:18:06,033 | - Okay. - It's a good charter | - Okay. - It's a good charter |
502 | 00:18:06,033 | 00:18:07,433 | to start off with. - Cool. | to start off with. - Cool. |
503 | 00:18:07,433 | 00:18:09,367 | - That's a wrap. - Thank you, Captain. | - That's a wrap. - Thank you, Captain. |
504 | 00:18:11,333 | 00:18:13,000 | - Ah, there we go. | - Ah, there we go. |
505 | 00:18:18,100 | 00:18:19,433 | - Cute, man. | - Cute, man. |
506 | 00:18:21,700 | 00:18:23,367 | Ever since Kai came into my life, | Ever since Kai came into my life, |
507 | 00:18:23,367 | 00:18:25,033 | I've put him first. | I've put him first. |
508 | 00:18:37,200 | 00:18:38,734 | - So it's a repeat charter guest, | - So it's a repeat charter guest, |
509 | 00:18:38,734 | 00:18:41,100 | and he's enthusiastic... | and he's enthusiastic... |
510 | 00:18:41,100 | 00:18:42,533 | - Yeah. - Likes alcohol. | - Yeah. - Likes alcohol. |
511 | 00:18:42,533 | 00:18:45,400 | He also has a lot of requests. | He also has a lot of requests. |
512 | 00:18:45,400 | 00:18:47,367 | It's her 32nd birthday. | It's her 32nd birthday. |
513 | 00:18:47,367 | 00:18:49,667 | He wants servers dressed as cupids. | He wants servers dressed as cupids. |
514 | 00:18:49,667 | 00:18:52,333 | Then they want a Polynesian picnic on a black sand beach. | Then they want a Polynesian picnic on a black sand beach. |
515 | 00:18:52,333 | 00:18:53,633 | But that'll have to be day two, | But that'll have to be day two, |
516 | 00:18:53,633 | 00:18:55,367 | because tomorrow, we're stuck at the dock. | because tomorrow, we're stuck at the dock. |
517 | 00:18:55,367 | 00:18:56,767 | Which brings me to another point-- | Which brings me to another point-- |
518 | 00:18:56,767 | 00:18:58,533 | Because we're stuck at the dock all day | Because we're stuck at the dock all day |
519 | 00:18:58,533 | 00:19:00,767 | and it's raining, we have to really entertain them. | and it's raining, we have to really entertain them. |
520 | 00:19:00,767 | 00:19:02,200 | That's it. - Right. Okay. | That's it. - Right. Okay. |
521 | 00:19:02,200 | 00:19:03,333 | - Okay. | - Okay. |
522 | 00:19:06,100 | 00:19:08,667 | - Welcome to Tahiti. - Good lord! | - Welcome to Tahiti. - Good lord! |
523 | 00:19:08,667 | 00:19:12,000 | - See you guys at 8:00. You did great. | - See you guys at 8:00. You did great. |
524 | 00:19:12,000 | 00:19:13,667 | - I'll catch you guys in the morning, all right? | - I'll catch you guys in the morning, all right? |
525 | 00:19:13,667 | 00:19:15,333 | Good night. | Good night. |
526 | 00:19:15,333 | 00:19:17,266 | - Steve is coming back, | - Steve is coming back, |
527 | 00:19:17,266 | 00:19:19,000 | and last time, he was a handful. | and last time, he was a handful. |
528 | 00:19:19,000 | 00:19:20,500 | A drunken handful. | A drunken handful. |
529 | 00:19:20,500 | 00:19:22,100 | [sighs] | [sighs] |
530 | 00:19:22,100 | 00:19:24,433 | Bad weather means I do all the work, | Bad weather means I do all the work, |
531 | 00:19:24,433 | 00:19:26,266 | and the guests are still disappointed, | and the guests are still disappointed, |
532 | 00:19:26,266 | 00:19:27,767 | so it's just a lose-lose. | so it's just a lose-lose. |
533 | 00:19:27,767 | 00:19:29,700 | ♪ ♪ | ♪ ♪ |
534 | 00:19:29,700 | 00:19:31,200 | [groans] | [groans] |
535 | 00:19:32,433 | 00:19:34,133 | - Somebody's birthday? | - Somebody's birthday? |
536 | 00:19:34,133 | 00:19:35,500 | - Aah! | - Aah! |
537 | 00:19:35,500 | 00:19:37,467 | Aaaaahhhh! | Aaaaahhhh! |
538 | 00:19:41,066 | 00:19:41,300 | [upbeat music] | [upbeat music] |
539 | 00:19:43,667 | 00:19:46,700 | ♪ ♪ | ♪ ♪ |
540 | 00:19:46,700 | 00:19:48,633 | - Have you seen outside? | - Have you seen outside? |
541 | 00:19:48,633 | 00:19:51,333 | It's a charter miracle. - So glad I can see blue sky. | It's a charter miracle. - So glad I can see blue sky. |
542 | 00:19:52,667 | 00:19:54,567 | - You know how to fold toilet paper into a diamond? | - You know how to fold toilet paper into a diamond? |
543 | 00:19:54,567 | 00:19:57,033 | - Yes. - Okay, that bathroom needs it. | - Yes. - Okay, that bathroom needs it. |
544 | 00:19:58,367 | 00:20:00,567 | There should be cleaning products under these sinks. | There should be cleaning products under these sinks. |
545 | 00:20:00,567 | 00:20:02,433 | Each bathroom gets hand towels, | Each bathroom gets hand towels, |
546 | 00:20:02,433 | 00:20:04,700 | conditioner, and shower gel in the shower. | conditioner, and shower gel in the shower. |
547 | 00:20:04,700 | 00:20:06,433 | - More whisky. | - More whisky. |
548 | 00:20:06,433 | 00:20:08,066 | - Let's put the excess wine down | - Let's put the excess wine down |
549 | 00:20:08,066 | 00:20:09,400 | where the champagne is. The umbrellas, | where the champagne is. The umbrellas, |
550 | 00:20:09,400 | 00:20:11,300 | put 'em in that closet. - Okay. | put 'em in that closet. - Okay. |
551 | 00:20:11,300 | 00:20:13,567 | - The guests are never the most difficult part of the job, | - The guests are never the most difficult part of the job, |
552 | 00:20:13,567 | 00:20:15,400 | because they leave after a few days. | because they leave after a few days. |
553 | 00:20:15,400 | 00:20:17,033 | It's always the crew, 'cause you're stuck with them. | It's always the crew, 'cause you're stuck with them. |
554 | 00:20:17,033 | 00:20:18,533 | - It doesn't look like organized, but-- | - It doesn't look like organized, but-- |
555 | 00:20:18,533 | 00:20:20,467 | - No, you did a great job. Okay, good. | - No, you did a great job. Okay, good. |
556 | 00:20:20,467 | 00:20:22,033 | It's really too soon to tell, | It's really too soon to tell, |
557 | 00:20:22,033 | 00:20:24,533 | but so far, so good. | but so far, so good. |
558 | 00:20:24,533 | 00:20:27,433 | And this one's done. - Attention, all crew. | And this one's done. - Attention, all crew. |
559 | 00:20:27,433 | 00:20:29,300 | We got 20 minutes till guest arrival, | We got 20 minutes till guest arrival, |
560 | 00:20:29,300 | 00:20:31,333 | so I need everybody in their whites. | so I need everybody in their whites. |
561 | 00:20:31,333 | 00:20:34,467 | ♪ ♪ | ♪ ♪ |
562 | 00:20:34,467 | 00:20:36,333 | - Can you tuck me in? - Yeah. | - Can you tuck me in? - Yeah. |
563 | 00:20:36,333 | 00:20:38,200 | - This is your birthday gift, dear. | - This is your birthday gift, dear. |
564 | 00:20:38,200 | 00:20:39,200 | - I know! | - I know! |
565 | 00:20:39,200 | 00:20:41,166 | ♪ ♪ | ♪ ♪ |
566 | 00:20:41,166 | 00:20:43,300 | - Look at the size of that boat! | - Look at the size of that boat! |
567 | 00:20:43,300 | 00:20:45,600 | You go first, baby. | You go first, baby. |
568 | 00:20:46,467 | 00:20:47,600 | - Hello! | - Hello! |
569 | 00:20:47,600 | 00:20:48,734 | - Hello, Jenn. | - Hello, Jenn. |
570 | 00:20:48,734 | 00:20:50,300 | - Nice to see you! | - Nice to see you! |
571 | 00:20:50,300 | 00:20:51,767 | - How you doing? - How are ya, buddy? | - How you doing? - How are ya, buddy? |
572 | 00:20:51,767 | 00:20:53,567 | Good to see ya. - Meet the crew. | Good to see ya. - Meet the crew. |
573 | 00:20:53,567 | 00:20:55,567 | Get a glass of champagne. - Hello! How are you again? | Get a glass of champagne. - Hello! How are you again? |
574 | 00:20:55,567 | 00:20:57,333 | both: Nice to see you. | both: Nice to see you. |
575 | 00:20:57,333 | 00:20:59,033 | - Cheers. I'm Steve. | - Cheers. I'm Steve. |
576 | 00:20:59,033 | 00:21:01,100 | - Adrian, sir. - My pleasure. | - Adrian, sir. - My pleasure. |
577 | 00:21:01,100 | 00:21:02,567 | - So welcome aboard, buddy. | - So welcome aboard, buddy. |
578 | 00:21:02,567 | 00:21:04,200 | - Good to see ya again. | - Good to see ya again. |
579 | 00:21:04,200 | 00:21:05,567 | - Kate's gonna show you around the boat. | - Kate's gonna show you around the boat. |
580 | 00:21:05,567 | 00:21:07,233 | We'll get your luggage onboard. | We'll get your luggage onboard. |
581 | 00:21:07,233 | 00:21:08,633 | - Fantastic. - And we'll get this | - Fantastic. - And we'll get this |
582 | 00:21:08,633 | 00:21:10,100 | celebration started. - Sounds good! | celebration started. - Sounds good! |
583 | 00:21:10,100 | 00:21:12,567 | - And happy birthday! - Thank you! | - And happy birthday! - Thank you! |
584 | 00:21:12,567 | 00:21:14,500 | - Cheers! - Whoo! | - Cheers! - Whoo! |
585 | 00:21:14,500 | 00:21:16,500 | - If everybody's ready, we'll start the tour. | - If everybody's ready, we'll start the tour. |
586 | 00:21:16,500 | 00:21:18,300 | - We're ready! - Right this way. | - We're ready! - Right this way. |
587 | 00:21:18,300 | 00:21:20,567 | ♪ ♪ | ♪ ♪ |
588 | 00:21:20,567 | 00:21:22,200 | - So this is your master stateroom. | - So this is your master stateroom. |
589 | 00:21:22,200 | 00:21:24,700 | - Look how big! - Wow. | - Look how big! - Wow. |
590 | 00:21:24,700 | 00:21:27,233 | I even have a desk in case I wanna work. | I even have a desk in case I wanna work. |
591 | 00:21:27,233 | 00:21:29,100 | Not! | Not! |
592 | 00:21:29,100 | 00:21:31,266 | - The bathroom can easily fit all of you guys. | - The bathroom can easily fit all of you guys. |
593 | 00:21:31,266 | 00:21:33,667 | - Party in the bathroom. | - Party in the bathroom. |
594 | 00:21:33,667 | 00:21:36,000 | - Right this way. We have our Sky Lounge. | - Right this way. We have our Sky Lounge. |
595 | 00:21:36,000 | 00:21:37,600 | - Oh, nice! | - Oh, nice! |
596 | 00:21:37,600 | 00:21:39,367 | - It's so big. | - It's so big. |
597 | 00:21:39,367 | 00:21:41,367 | - Is that it? - Yeah. | - Is that it? - Yeah. |
598 | 00:21:41,367 | 00:21:43,266 | - Chandler, you need to get your guys in position. | - Chandler, you need to get your guys in position. |
599 | 00:21:43,266 | 00:21:45,000 | - Copy. - Now I'm gonna bring you | - Copy. - Now I'm gonna bring you |
600 | 00:21:45,000 | 00:21:46,533 | to the back. I think this is where you guys | to the back. I think this is where you guys |
601 | 00:21:46,533 | 00:21:48,266 | will enjoy most of your meals. | will enjoy most of your meals. |
602 | 00:21:48,266 | 00:21:49,667 | - Fantastic! - Okay! | - Fantastic! - Okay! |
603 | 00:21:49,667 | 00:21:52,633 | - And then up top, we have our sun deck. | - And then up top, we have our sun deck. |
604 | 00:21:52,633 | 00:21:55,000 | - Jacuzzi! - Huge Jacuzzi. | - Jacuzzi! - Huge Jacuzzi. |
605 | 00:21:55,000 | 00:21:57,400 | - You're gonna be on the port quarter. | - You're gonna be on the port quarter. |
606 | 00:21:57,400 | 00:22:00,200 | - Now to the guest quarters. Right this way. | - Now to the guest quarters. Right this way. |
607 | 00:22:00,200 | 00:22:02,133 | We've got one queen bed in here. | We've got one queen bed in here. |
608 | 00:22:02,133 | 00:22:04,400 | - Bigger than my apartment. - It's time to do this. | - Bigger than my apartment. - It's time to do this. |
609 | 00:22:04,400 | 00:22:06,667 | - Now, what to drink? | - Now, what to drink? |
610 | 00:22:06,667 | 00:22:08,467 | - You did a wonderful job. Just bop in the other | - You did a wonderful job. Just bop in the other |
611 | 00:22:08,467 | 00:22:10,233 | empty rooms and check their toilet paper | empty rooms and check their toilet paper |
612 | 00:22:10,233 | 00:22:12,300 | so you can give them a refill real quick. | so you can give them a refill real quick. |
613 | 00:22:12,300 | 00:22:14,533 | - Cut the stern loose. - Go ahead and drop it. | - Cut the stern loose. - Go ahead and drop it. |
614 | 00:22:14,533 | 00:22:16,433 | - This one, Chandler? - Yes. | - This one, Chandler? - Yes. |
615 | 00:22:16,433 | 00:22:18,233 | Let it go? | Let it go? |
616 | 00:22:18,233 | 00:22:20,166 | Just let me get it. Here. | Just let me get it. Here. |
617 | 00:22:20,166 | 00:22:22,000 | It's tough, what I do in Alaska, | It's tough, what I do in Alaska, |
618 | 00:22:22,000 | 00:22:24,033 | because I am a female captain, | because I am a female captain, |
619 | 00:22:24,033 | 00:22:25,700 | which is kind of unheard of. | which is kind of unheard of. |
620 | 00:22:25,700 | 00:22:27,700 | - Can I do it for you? - Pull the line in? | - Can I do it for you? - Pull the line in? |
621 | 00:22:27,700 | 00:22:29,367 | - Take it off the cleat first-- | - Take it off the cleat first-- |
622 | 00:22:29,367 | 00:22:31,300 | - I'm listening to him as he instructs me. | - I'm listening to him as he instructs me. |
623 | 00:22:31,300 | 00:22:33,567 | To be worthy, I have to prove myself, | To be worthy, I have to prove myself, |
624 | 00:22:33,567 | 00:22:36,033 | and in a male-dominated industry, | and in a male-dominated industry, |
625 | 00:22:36,033 | 00:22:37,600 | it's not always the easiest. | it's not always the easiest. |
626 | 00:22:41,767 | 00:22:43,433 | - Okay, three and three. | - Okay, three and three. |
627 | 00:22:43,433 | 00:22:45,367 | - Oh! I have to see you now. | - Oh! I have to see you now. |
628 | 00:22:45,367 | 00:22:47,166 | - Okay. - Can we go down to | - Okay. - Can we go down to |
629 | 00:22:47,166 | 00:22:48,633 | my state room for a second? - Yes, of course. | my state room for a second? - Yes, of course. |
630 | 00:22:48,633 | 00:22:50,166 | - Great. - I can make you a drink | - Great. - I can make you a drink |
631 | 00:22:50,166 | 00:22:51,700 | on the way. - Uh, great. | on the way. - Uh, great. |
632 | 00:22:51,700 | 00:22:53,467 | They have more bathrooms than my house. | They have more bathrooms than my house. |
633 | 00:22:53,467 | 00:22:56,166 | No, not really. I have 17 bathrooms. | No, not really. I have 17 bathrooms. |
634 | 00:22:56,166 | 00:22:58,734 | Come with me, please. So here's what we got. | Come with me, please. So here's what we got. |
635 | 00:22:58,734 | 00:23:01,467 | We have to make Jennifer's birthday party happen. | We have to make Jennifer's birthday party happen. |
636 | 00:23:01,467 | 00:23:04,667 | - Yes. - We have 500 balloons. | - Yes. - We have 500 balloons. |
637 | 00:23:04,667 | 00:23:06,200 | - Okay. - And I want our room | - Okay. - And I want our room |
638 | 00:23:06,200 | 00:23:07,333 | filled with balloons. - I love it. | filled with balloons. - I love it. |
639 | 00:23:07,333 | 00:23:09,333 | And I've got lots of crew, uh, | And I've got lots of crew, uh, |
640 | 00:23:09,333 | 00:23:11,200 | full of hot air. - [blowing] | full of hot air. - [blowing] |
641 | 00:23:11,200 | 00:23:12,633 | Perfect! | Perfect! |
642 | 00:23:13,600 | 00:23:16,400 | - Let's go ahead and cut the forward lines off. | - Let's go ahead and cut the forward lines off. |
643 | 00:23:16,400 | 00:23:18,133 | Okay, all bow lines clear. | Okay, all bow lines clear. |
644 | 00:23:18,133 | 00:23:21,467 | - Taking up on the anchor. | - Taking up on the anchor. |
645 | 00:23:21,467 | 00:23:23,266 | Leaving the dock, it's a choreographed dance. | Leaving the dock, it's a choreographed dance. |
646 | 00:23:23,266 | 00:23:26,066 | It gets difficult. Step on a lotta toes. | It gets difficult. Step on a lotta toes. |
647 | 00:23:26,066 | 00:23:29,033 | - Anchor is at the water line. You are free to maneuver. | - Anchor is at the water line. You are free to maneuver. |
648 | 00:23:29,033 | 00:23:31,000 | - We're about to get outta here. | - We're about to get outta here. |
649 | 00:23:31,000 | 00:23:33,734 | ♪ ♪ | ♪ ♪ |
650 | 00:23:33,734 | 00:23:35,767 | - Sailing out of this sh-- weather | - Sailing out of this sh-- weather |
651 | 00:23:35,767 | 00:23:38,233 | and on to the horizon! | and on to the horizon! |
652 | 00:23:38,233 | 00:23:39,767 | - Good job. | - Good job. |
653 | 00:23:39,767 | 00:23:42,467 | - We're gonna do that late, early, or whatever. | - We're gonna do that late, early, or whatever. |
654 | 00:23:42,467 | 00:23:45,200 | - I'll probably be on early. She'll be on middle. | - I'll probably be on early. She'll be on middle. |
655 | 00:23:45,200 | 00:23:46,633 | And you'll be on late. - I'll be on late. | And you'll be on late. - I'll be on late. |
656 | 00:23:46,633 | 00:23:49,433 | - You're trying to keep me like semi-sober. | - You're trying to keep me like semi-sober. |
657 | 00:23:49,433 | 00:23:52,500 | Just on the balance. I don't wanna be totally sober. | Just on the balance. I don't wanna be totally sober. |
658 | 00:23:52,500 | 00:23:54,367 | - For the plates for lunch? - Yes? | - For the plates for lunch? - Yes? |
659 | 00:23:54,367 | 00:23:56,233 | - Do you have something kind of long? | - Do you have something kind of long? |
660 | 00:23:56,233 | 00:23:58,600 | - What about this? - Yeah, that's good. | - What about this? - Yeah, that's good. |
661 | 00:23:58,600 | 00:24:01,200 | All my food comes from all my life experiences. | All my food comes from all my life experiences. |
662 | 00:24:01,200 | 00:24:02,633 | It can be a tapestry on the wall. | It can be a tapestry on the wall. |
663 | 00:24:02,633 | 00:24:04,700 | It can be a scent that I had when I was six | It can be a scent that I had when I was six |
664 | 00:24:04,700 | 00:24:06,567 | at my grandmother's house. | at my grandmother's house. |
665 | 00:24:06,567 | 00:24:08,233 | And when I'm working abroad, I try to incorporate | And when I'm working abroad, I try to incorporate |
666 | 00:24:08,233 | 00:24:10,166 | all the local dishes. | all the local dishes. |
667 | 00:24:10,166 | 00:24:12,033 | Polynesia--that's coconut, pineapple, | Polynesia--that's coconut, pineapple, |
668 | 00:24:12,033 | 00:24:13,467 | those kind of flavors. | those kind of flavors. |
669 | 00:24:13,467 | 00:24:15,700 | - How much call time do you need for lunch? | - How much call time do you need for lunch? |
670 | 00:24:15,700 | 00:24:17,333 | - 15 minutes, something like that. | - 15 minutes, something like that. |
671 | 00:24:17,333 | 00:24:19,467 | - Okay. 15 minutes starts now. | - Okay. 15 minutes starts now. |
672 | 00:24:20,000 | 00:24:21,233 | - Perfect. | - Perfect. |
673 | 00:24:21,233 | 00:24:25,000 | ♪ ♪ | ♪ ♪ |
674 | 00:24:25,000 | 00:24:26,467 | - Can you move over to the table, | - Can you move over to the table, |
675 | 00:24:26,467 | 00:24:28,400 | because we are going to dazzle you. | because we are going to dazzle you. |
676 | 00:24:28,400 | 00:24:30,633 | - Dazzle us! | - Dazzle us! |
677 | 00:24:30,633 | 00:24:32,400 | You're the woman of my dreams. | You're the woman of my dreams. |
678 | 00:24:32,400 | 00:24:35,133 | I've waited 60 years. | I've waited 60 years. |
679 | 00:24:35,133 | 00:24:37,667 | I hung up my bachelor card to be with this lady. | I hung up my bachelor card to be with this lady. |
680 | 00:24:37,667 | 00:24:39,266 | - So pretty. | - So pretty. |
681 | 00:24:41,000 | 00:24:42,266 | - Okay. | - Okay. |
682 | 00:24:42,266 | 00:24:43,533 | - Would you like [indistinct] or sparkling? | - Would you like [indistinct] or sparkling? |
683 | 00:24:43,533 | 00:24:45,100 | - So I'm gonna come present it. | - So I'm gonna come present it. |
684 | 00:24:45,100 | 00:24:46,467 | - Oh, great! | - Oh, great! |
685 | 00:24:48,000 | 00:24:50,100 | - How beautiful. | - How beautiful. |
686 | 00:24:50,100 | 00:24:53,133 | - So this is a tropical salad with a pineapple dressing, | - So this is a tropical salad with a pineapple dressing, |
687 | 00:24:53,133 | 00:24:55,400 | marinated ginger shrimp, white tuna, | marinated ginger shrimp, white tuna, |
688 | 00:24:55,400 | 00:24:57,367 | and some swordfish. Enjoy. | and some swordfish. Enjoy. |
689 | 00:24:57,367 | 00:25:00,633 | [mellow music] | [mellow music] |
690 | 00:25:00,633 | 00:25:03,700 | ♪ ♪ | ♪ ♪ |
691 | 00:25:03,700 | 00:25:05,300 | - Delicious. - Yeah? | - Delicious. - Yeah? |
692 | 00:25:05,300 | 00:25:08,133 | - Very good. - Really good frickin' fish. | - Very good. - Really good frickin' fish. |
693 | 00:25:08,133 | 00:25:09,767 | - How's everything so far? - The shrimp is great. | - How's everything so far? - The shrimp is great. |
694 | 00:25:09,767 | 00:25:11,233 | - Good! | - Good! |
695 | 00:25:11,233 | 00:25:12,667 | Did not see perfect, effortless, | Did not see perfect, effortless, |
696 | 00:25:12,667 | 00:25:14,567 | amazing cuisine coming from | amazing cuisine coming from |
697 | 00:25:14,567 | 00:25:16,300 | the malnourished 14-year-old. | the malnourished 14-year-old. |
698 | 00:25:16,300 | 00:25:18,500 | They love the shrimp. | They love the shrimp. |
699 | 00:25:18,500 | 00:25:21,166 | - We're coming in on our approach to the anchorage. | - We're coming in on our approach to the anchorage. |
700 | 00:25:21,166 | 00:25:22,300 | Just be aware. | Just be aware. |
701 | 00:25:22,300 | 00:25:24,767 | 20-knot breeze. 102 feet. | 20-knot breeze. 102 feet. |
702 | 00:25:24,767 | 00:25:27,667 | 2 feet on either side of us. Yeah! | 2 feet on either side of us. Yeah! |
703 | 00:25:27,667 | 00:25:30,400 | If you screw up here... - You're in trouble. | If you screw up here... - You're in trouble. |
704 | 00:25:30,400 | 00:25:33,300 | - Jeez, we're really close to that reef. | - Jeez, we're really close to that reef. |
705 | 00:25:33,300 | 00:25:35,667 | - This is not where you wanna (BLEEP) up. | - This is not where you wanna (BLEEP) up. |
706 | 00:25:35,667 | 00:25:38,633 | In the Caribbean, you start out in 100 feet of water | In the Caribbean, you start out in 100 feet of water |
707 | 00:25:38,633 | 00:25:40,467 | and you gradually work your way up to the shore. | and you gradually work your way up to the shore. |
708 | 00:25:40,467 | 00:25:42,333 | Here, you can be in 50 feet of water, | Here, you can be in 50 feet of water, |
709 | 00:25:42,333 | 00:25:44,333 | then all of a sudden, you're hitting solid reef. | then all of a sudden, you're hitting solid reef. |
710 | 00:25:44,333 | 00:25:46,467 | If I screw up, our charter season's over. | If I screw up, our charter season's over. |
711 | 00:25:46,467 | 00:25:48,066 | - Whoa! | - Whoa! |
712 | 00:25:48,066 | 00:25:50,400 | - We don't have a lotta room right here. | - We don't have a lotta room right here. |
713 | 00:25:50,400 | 00:25:52,667 | You couldn't ram a straight pin up my ass | You couldn't ram a straight pin up my ass |
714 | 00:25:52,667 | 00:25:55,033 | with a 10-pound sledge hammer right now. | with a 10-pound sledge hammer right now. |
715 | 00:25:58,600 | 00:25:58,734 | - Whoa! | - Whoa! |
716 | 00:26:00,467 | 00:26:03,700 | - Jeez. We're really close to that reef. | - Jeez. We're really close to that reef. |
717 | 00:26:03,700 | 00:26:05,767 | - We don't have a lot of room right here. | - We don't have a lot of room right here. |
718 | 00:26:07,300 | 00:26:09,433 | But we're down to 10 knots of wind. | But we're down to 10 knots of wind. |
719 | 00:26:09,433 | 00:26:12,467 | Is that the sun? | Is that the sun? |
720 | 00:26:12,467 | 00:26:14,200 | When you've got good light, you can see the reef | When you've got good light, you can see the reef |
721 | 00:26:14,200 | 00:26:16,467 | through the water. Kinda nice that it is | through the water. Kinda nice that it is |
722 | 00:26:16,467 | 00:26:18,200 | breaking now. Piece of cake. | breaking now. Piece of cake. |
723 | 00:26:18,200 | 00:26:19,533 | - Where are we going? | - Where are we going? |
724 | 00:26:19,533 | 00:26:22,367 | - Someplace called um... can't pronounce it. | - Someplace called um... can't pronounce it. |
725 | 00:26:22,367 | 00:26:25,734 | - What about "Hahtutuahna"? - Okay. That sounds good to me. | - What about "Hahtutuahna"? - Okay. That sounds good to me. |
726 | 00:26:25,734 | 00:26:27,767 | - Port of... - I think it's probably... | - Port of... - I think it's probably... |
727 | 00:26:27,767 | 00:26:29,633 | - Oh. Okay. | - Oh. Okay. |
728 | 00:26:29,633 | 00:26:31,233 | [both laughing] | [both laughing] |
729 | 00:26:31,233 | 00:26:34,467 | ♪ ♪ | ♪ ♪ |
730 | 00:26:34,467 | 00:26:36,367 | - Those can't go-- - Dishwasher, dishwasher. | - Those can't go-- - Dishwasher, dishwasher. |
731 | 00:26:36,367 | 00:26:37,600 | - Oh! - The only things | - Oh! - The only things |
732 | 00:26:37,600 | 00:26:39,300 | that cannot go in the dishwasher | that cannot go in the dishwasher |
733 | 00:26:39,300 | 00:26:41,633 | are gonna be dinner plates with gold around the edges. | are gonna be dinner plates with gold around the edges. |
734 | 00:26:41,633 | 00:26:43,367 | - Got it. | - Got it. |
735 | 00:26:43,367 | 00:26:44,767 | - Hey, I love this door. | - Hey, I love this door. |
736 | 00:26:44,767 | 00:26:48,100 | This door just--I love-- Look at this sh--. | This door just--I love-- Look at this sh--. |
737 | 00:26:48,100 | 00:26:49,767 | Push this button with your toe. | Push this button with your toe. |
738 | 00:26:49,767 | 00:26:52,100 | Close sesame. - Ooh, I love it. | Close sesame. - Ooh, I love it. |
739 | 00:26:52,100 | 00:26:53,600 | - I need one of those in my house! | - I need one of those in my house! |
740 | 00:26:53,600 | 00:26:55,500 | - Open sesame. Look at this! | - Open sesame. Look at this! |
741 | 00:26:55,500 | 00:26:57,500 | - Now it's not-- - Oh, no. | - Now it's not-- - Oh, no. |
742 | 00:26:57,500 | 00:26:59,567 | How do we get outta here? We're trapped in the kitchen. | How do we get outta here? We're trapped in the kitchen. |
743 | 00:26:59,567 | 00:27:01,767 | - There's a button on top. - This one? | - There's a button on top. - This one? |
744 | 00:27:01,767 | 00:27:03,266 | - Yes, sir. - No. | - Yes, sir. - No. |
745 | 00:27:03,266 | 00:27:04,767 | - Yep. | - Yep. |
746 | 00:27:04,767 | 00:27:06,633 | - Ooh! - Oh, my God. | - Ooh! - Oh, my God. |
747 | 00:27:06,633 | 00:27:09,266 | I'm obviously not a baller. I don't have this sh--. | I'm obviously not a baller. I don't have this sh--. |
748 | 00:27:09,266 | 00:27:11,266 | - All right, Chandler, on my mark, | - All right, Chandler, on my mark, |
749 | 00:27:11,266 | 00:27:12,633 | give me five shots. | give me five shots. |
750 | 00:27:12,633 | 00:27:15,200 | - Roger that. Five shots. | - Roger that. Five shots. |
751 | 00:27:15,200 | 00:27:17,000 | - Five shots now, Chandler. | - Five shots now, Chandler. |
752 | 00:27:17,000 | 00:27:20,467 | [energetic music] | [energetic music] |
753 | 00:27:20,467 | 00:27:24,400 | ♪ ♪ | ♪ ♪ |
754 | 00:27:24,400 | 00:27:26,600 | - That's five to the water line. | - That's five to the water line. |
755 | 00:27:26,600 | 00:27:28,367 | It dug in pretty good right there. | It dug in pretty good right there. |
756 | 00:27:28,367 | 00:27:31,233 | - Copy that. Let's lock it up. | - Copy that. Let's lock it up. |
757 | 00:27:31,233 | 00:27:34,700 | ♪ ♪ | ♪ ♪ |
758 | 00:27:39,467 | 00:27:41,400 | - Wusses is who they are. | - Wusses is who they are. |
759 | 00:27:41,400 | 00:27:44,066 | - Yeah. I eat a lot of raw cacao. | - Yeah. I eat a lot of raw cacao. |
760 | 00:27:44,066 | 00:27:46,433 | And it releases a bunch of endorphins. | And it releases a bunch of endorphins. |
761 | 00:27:46,433 | 00:27:48,433 | - You get high? - It's like the actual | - You get high? - It's like the actual |
762 | 00:27:48,433 | 00:27:51,233 | chocolate high. - Is that an aphrodisiac | chocolate high. - Is that an aphrodisiac |
763 | 00:27:51,233 | 00:27:53,100 | or something? - Yeah. | or something? - Yeah. |
764 | 00:27:53,100 | 00:27:54,700 | - Adrian definitely has a naughty side. | - Adrian definitely has a naughty side. |
765 | 00:27:54,700 | 00:27:56,500 | I mean, he grew up in St. Martin | I mean, he grew up in St. Martin |
766 | 00:27:56,500 | 00:27:58,033 | which is basically like the lawless Las Vegas | which is basically like the lawless Las Vegas |
767 | 00:27:58,033 | 00:27:59,667 | of the Caribbean. | of the Caribbean. |
768 | 00:27:59,667 | 00:28:02,000 | Sex, drugs, and alcohol-- He's into it. | Sex, drugs, and alcohol-- He's into it. |
769 | 00:28:02,000 | 00:28:03,367 | - Yeah, I drink a little bit every day. | - Yeah, I drink a little bit every day. |
770 | 00:28:03,367 | 00:28:05,266 | I mix it with maca. Maca root is great | I mix it with maca. Maca root is great |
771 | 00:28:05,266 | 00:28:07,100 | for like sexual potency. | for like sexual potency. |
772 | 00:28:07,100 | 00:28:09,433 | - I'm not gonna need that for at least six weeks, | - I'm not gonna need that for at least six weeks, |
773 | 00:28:09,433 | 00:28:11,500 | Adrian, so... - You never know. | Adrian, so... - You never know. |
774 | 00:28:11,500 | 00:28:13,166 | - I-I'm pretty sure. | - I-I'm pretty sure. |
775 | 00:28:13,166 | 00:28:16,100 | [upbeat music] | [upbeat music] |
776 | 00:28:16,100 | 00:28:20,567 | ♪ ♪ | ♪ ♪ |
777 | 00:28:20,567 | 00:28:22,400 | - You can lower it down slowly. | - You can lower it down slowly. |
778 | 00:28:24,500 | 00:28:26,066 | - Kate! - Hi! | - Kate! - Hi! |
779 | 00:28:26,066 | 00:28:27,133 | - Kate, Kate! | - Kate, Kate! |
780 | 00:28:27,133 | 00:28:28,533 | Hey, Kate. - Hi. | Hey, Kate. - Hi. |
781 | 00:28:28,533 | 00:28:29,734 | - Could you get me another captain and-- | - Could you get me another captain and-- |
782 | 00:28:29,734 | 00:28:31,467 | - Is that diet? - Yeah. | - Is that diet? - Yeah. |
783 | 00:28:31,467 | 00:28:33,333 | And make it a little-- We're a little cold | And make it a little-- We're a little cold |
784 | 00:28:33,333 | 00:28:35,333 | in here, man. My nipples are sticking out. | in here, man. My nipples are sticking out. |
785 | 00:28:35,333 | 00:28:37,600 | - I know! I noticed. - Yeah. | - I know! I noticed. - Yeah. |
786 | 00:28:37,600 | 00:28:39,333 | Did you notice that? - Only once you | Did you notice that? - Only once you |
787 | 00:28:39,333 | 00:28:41,467 | pointed them out. - Thank you very much. | pointed them out. - Thank you very much. |
788 | 00:28:41,467 | 00:28:44,166 | - Okay. Let's go grab dinner | - Okay. Let's go grab dinner |
789 | 00:28:44,166 | 00:28:46,333 | as soon as everything's away up here. | as soon as everything's away up here. |
790 | 00:28:48,734 | 00:28:50,600 | - All these balloons I need blown up. | - All these balloons I need blown up. |
791 | 00:28:50,600 | 00:28:52,734 | Encourage the deck crew to participate. | Encourage the deck crew to participate. |
792 | 00:28:52,734 | 00:28:54,600 | Also have to make cupid costumes. | Also have to make cupid costumes. |
793 | 00:28:54,600 | 00:28:56,300 | - Because never behind closed doors | - Because never behind closed doors |
794 | 00:28:56,300 | 00:28:58,266 | we don't have like a factory of minions. | we don't have like a factory of minions. |
795 | 00:28:58,266 | 00:29:00,433 | - No. I don't wanna put 500 balloons | - No. I don't wanna put 500 balloons |
796 | 00:29:00,433 | 00:29:02,166 | in Steve's room tonight. | in Steve's room tonight. |
797 | 00:29:02,166 | 00:29:04,700 | I just wanna put one sleeping pill in his mouth. | I just wanna put one sleeping pill in his mouth. |
798 | 00:29:04,700 | 00:29:07,133 | - Why don't you get them to wear tighty whiteys? | - Why don't you get them to wear tighty whiteys? |
799 | 00:29:07,133 | 00:29:08,600 | - Captain Lee's? - Yeah. | - Captain Lee's? - Yeah. |
800 | 00:29:08,600 | 00:29:10,633 | - We have that one-- - There's one here. | - We have that one-- - There's one here. |
801 | 00:29:10,633 | 00:29:13,166 | - And also, you're asking adults to wear diapers. | - And also, you're asking adults to wear diapers. |
802 | 00:29:13,166 | 00:29:14,633 | Nobody wants to have sex with babies. | Nobody wants to have sex with babies. |
803 | 00:29:14,633 | 00:29:16,233 | That's weird! | That's weird! |
804 | 00:29:16,233 | 00:29:18,200 | - Yes! It's perfect. | - Yes! It's perfect. |
805 | 00:29:18,200 | 00:29:20,567 | - It is perfect. | - It is perfect. |
806 | 00:29:20,567 | 00:29:22,200 | All right, you go ahead of me. | All right, you go ahead of me. |
807 | 00:29:22,200 | 00:29:23,567 | I'm gonna put this shammy away. | I'm gonna put this shammy away. |
808 | 00:29:23,567 | 00:29:25,500 | - Pump, pump more. - Each mouthful you eat, | - Pump, pump more. - Each mouthful you eat, |
809 | 00:29:25,500 | 00:29:27,633 | you have to do a balloon. | you have to do a balloon. |
810 | 00:29:27,633 | 00:29:29,633 | - All right. - Eat big mouthfuls. | - All right. - Eat big mouthfuls. |
811 | 00:29:29,633 | 00:29:31,333 | - I'll participate. - They also want people | - I'll participate. - They also want people |
812 | 00:29:31,333 | 00:29:33,367 | dressed as Cupid. - I think it's gotta be | dressed as Cupid. - I think it's gotta be |
813 | 00:29:33,367 | 00:29:35,166 | Ashton. | Ashton. |
814 | 00:29:36,767 | 00:29:38,233 | - Kate, Kate! | - Kate, Kate! |
815 | 00:29:38,233 | 00:29:40,567 | I have a special gift for Captain Lee. | I have a special gift for Captain Lee. |
816 | 00:29:40,567 | 00:29:42,767 | - Oh, good. - I want him to wear | - Oh, good. - I want him to wear |
817 | 00:29:42,767 | 00:29:45,100 | this shirt at dinner tonight. | this shirt at dinner tonight. |
818 | 00:29:45,100 | 00:29:47,233 | - It's wonderful. You're a genius! | - It's wonderful. You're a genius! |
819 | 00:29:47,233 | 00:29:49,033 | - I am a genius. - He's gonna love it. | - I am a genius. - He's gonna love it. |
820 | 00:29:49,033 | 00:29:50,734 | - He's gonna love it. Oh, I don't think-- | - He's gonna love it. Oh, I don't think-- |
821 | 00:29:50,734 | 00:29:52,533 | Actually, I don't think he's gonna love it. | Actually, I don't think he's gonna love it. |
822 | 00:29:52,533 | 00:29:55,266 | - But that makes me love it a little bit more. | - But that makes me love it a little bit more. |
823 | 00:29:55,266 | 00:29:57,000 | - And me too. - Uh-huh. | - And me too. - Uh-huh. |
824 | 00:29:57,000 | 00:29:59,400 | I'll give it to him now. | I'll give it to him now. |
825 | 00:29:59,400 | 00:30:00,767 | - Hey, guys. - Hi, Cupid. | - Hey, guys. - Hi, Cupid. |
826 | 00:30:00,767 | 00:30:02,734 | Can you go try these on? - Can I try these on? | Can you go try these on? - Can I try these on? |
827 | 00:30:02,734 | 00:30:04,066 | - Yeah, go in your cabin and try them on. | - Yeah, go in your cabin and try them on. |
828 | 00:30:04,066 | 00:30:05,533 | This is not a joke. | This is not a joke. |
829 | 00:30:05,533 | 00:30:07,533 | - Why did this happen that I must wear these? | - Why did this happen that I must wear these? |
830 | 00:30:07,533 | 00:30:09,133 | - Cupid is blond. | - Cupid is blond. |
831 | 00:30:09,133 | 00:30:10,333 | You're the only blond person here. | You're the only blond person here. |
832 | 00:30:10,333 | 00:30:12,200 | - I'm not going out just in this. | - I'm not going out just in this. |
833 | 00:30:12,200 | 00:30:13,667 | I feel like you're setting me up. | I feel like you're setting me up. |
834 | 00:30:13,667 | 00:30:17,367 | - Honestly, do you know what--it's gonna be huge. | - Honestly, do you know what--it's gonna be huge. |
835 | 00:30:17,367 | 00:30:20,233 | Just go try them on. - What's gonna be huge? | Just go try them on. - What's gonna be huge? |
836 | 00:30:20,233 | 00:30:21,767 | - I don't know. We'll see. | - I don't know. We'll see. |
837 | 00:30:21,767 | 00:30:24,233 | - If you need to stuff, stuff. | - If you need to stuff, stuff. |
838 | 00:30:24,233 | 00:30:27,100 | - Okay, fine. - You gonna wax first or what? | - Okay, fine. - You gonna wax first or what? |
839 | 00:30:27,100 | 00:30:29,000 | Are you a little bit pasty? - My thighs are a bit pasty. | Are you a little bit pasty? - My thighs are a bit pasty. |
840 | 00:30:29,000 | 00:30:31,300 | I must be honest, I'm okay not wearing much, | I must be honest, I'm okay not wearing much, |
841 | 00:30:31,300 | 00:30:33,667 | because when I was a lot younger, | because when I was a lot younger, |
842 | 00:30:33,667 | 00:30:35,266 | I used to do a bit of stripping. | I used to do a bit of stripping. |
843 | 00:30:35,266 | 00:30:36,700 | Um... | Um... |
844 | 00:30:36,700 | 00:30:39,233 | you're 19 years old, you go into these clubs | you're 19 years old, you go into these clubs |
845 | 00:30:39,233 | 00:30:41,367 | for ladies' nights and you're dancing | for ladies' nights and you're dancing |
846 | 00:30:41,367 | 00:30:43,533 | and you're getting attention from these women, | and you're getting attention from these women, |
847 | 00:30:43,533 | 00:30:45,667 | and it's just great! [laughing] | and it's just great! [laughing] |
848 | 00:30:45,667 | 00:30:49,100 | - We have some sausage-shaped balloons if you need one. | - We have some sausage-shaped balloons if you need one. |
849 | 00:30:49,100 | 00:30:50,767 | - I'm trying to keep it a secret as long as I can, | - I'm trying to keep it a secret as long as I can, |
850 | 00:30:50,767 | 00:30:52,567 | to be honest. - You're the one [indistinct] | to be honest. - You're the one [indistinct] |
851 | 00:30:52,567 | 00:30:54,100 | out of all of us. | out of all of us. |
852 | 00:30:54,100 | 00:30:55,567 | You have the body, right? All the girls | You have the body, right? All the girls |
853 | 00:30:55,567 | 00:30:57,266 | wanna see you, my man. | wanna see you, my man. |
854 | 00:30:57,700 | 00:30:59,500 | - Yes. You want it all? | - Yes. You want it all? |
855 | 00:31:01,233 | 00:31:03,300 | Dude, don't shush me. You shh! | Dude, don't shush me. You shh! |
856 | 00:31:03,300 | 00:31:05,467 | - She's gonna lose her sh-- at some point. | - She's gonna lose her sh-- at some point. |
857 | 00:31:09,367 | 00:31:09,700 | - Steve has asked you | - Steve has asked you |
858 | 00:31:09,700 | 00:31:10,200 | - Steve has asked you to wear this at dinner. | - Steve has asked you to wear this at dinner. |
859 | 00:31:11,567 | 00:31:13,567 | I think it's a fantastic idea. | I think it's a fantastic idea. |
860 | 00:31:13,567 | 00:31:16,066 | - [laughing] - I'm gonna go back to blowing | - [laughing] - I'm gonna go back to blowing |
861 | 00:31:16,066 | 00:31:17,533 | all the balloons. Down there. Blowing. | all the balloons. Down there. Blowing. |
862 | 00:31:17,533 | 00:31:18,667 | - Got t. | - Got t. |
863 | 00:31:18,667 | 00:31:21,667 | [bright music] | [bright music] |
864 | 00:31:21,667 | 00:31:27,734 | ♪ ♪ | ♪ ♪ |
865 | 00:31:27,734 | 00:31:30,734 | - I'm being buried in this frigging thing. | - I'm being buried in this frigging thing. |
866 | 00:31:30,734 | 00:31:33,033 | In my will, honest to God. | In my will, honest to God. |
867 | 00:31:34,066 | 00:31:35,300 | - How's it going, Chef? | - How's it going, Chef? |
868 | 00:31:35,300 | 00:31:37,033 | - Another day in paradise. | - Another day in paradise. |
869 | 00:31:38,467 | 00:31:40,700 | Tonight I'm making surf 'n' turf. | Tonight I'm making surf 'n' turf. |
870 | 00:31:40,700 | 00:31:43,066 | I'm thinking let's deconstruct it, | I'm thinking let's deconstruct it, |
871 | 00:31:43,066 | 00:31:44,600 | one surf, one turf, one surf, | one surf, one turf, one surf, |
872 | 00:31:44,600 | 00:31:47,433 | funky decoration, funky presentation | funky decoration, funky presentation |
873 | 00:31:47,433 | 00:31:49,300 | and let's do it. | and let's do it. |
874 | 00:31:51,166 | 00:31:53,033 | - If you're ready to move to the table, | - If you're ready to move to the table, |
875 | 00:31:53,033 | 00:31:54,333 | Captain Lee's on his way. - We are. | Captain Lee's on his way. - We are. |
876 | 00:31:54,333 | 00:31:59,433 | Ha haaaaaaaa! | Ha haaaaaaaa! |
877 | 00:31:59,433 | 00:32:01,333 | [energetic music] | [energetic music] |
878 | 00:32:01,333 | 00:32:03,500 | - How nice is this? - We want you at the head | - How nice is this? - We want you at the head |
879 | 00:32:03,500 | 00:32:05,600 | of the table. | of the table. |
880 | 00:32:05,600 | 00:32:07,200 | Buddy. | Buddy. |
881 | 00:32:08,500 | 00:32:10,500 | - Multiple course menu tonight. | - Multiple course menu tonight. |
882 | 00:32:10,500 | 00:32:13,433 | Shrimp bisque with some green prairie coconut foam | Shrimp bisque with some green prairie coconut foam |
883 | 00:32:13,433 | 00:32:14,633 | for Mr. Foam. | for Mr. Foam. |
884 | 00:32:14,633 | 00:32:16,100 | - I feel pretty. | - I feel pretty. |
885 | 00:32:16,100 | 00:32:18,033 | ♪ ♪ | ♪ ♪ |
886 | 00:32:18,033 | 00:32:19,667 | - Cheers. - Cheers. | - Cheers. - Cheers. |
887 | 00:32:20,300 | 00:32:22,066 | - Thank you, Kate. - You're welcome. | - Thank you, Kate. - You're welcome. |
888 | 00:32:22,066 | 00:32:24,100 | This is a beautiful shrimp bisque | This is a beautiful shrimp bisque |
889 | 00:32:24,100 | 00:32:26,767 | with a coconut Thai foam. | with a coconut Thai foam. |
890 | 00:32:26,767 | 00:32:29,367 | And then a little bit of lobster on a crustini. | And then a little bit of lobster on a crustini. |
891 | 00:32:29,367 | 00:32:31,300 | Enjoy. - Yum. | Enjoy. - Yum. |
892 | 00:32:31,300 | 00:32:34,500 | - Mmm! - This is off the charts. | - Mmm! - This is off the charts. |
893 | 00:32:34,500 | 00:32:37,266 | Un...believable. | Un...believable. |
894 | 00:32:37,266 | 00:32:39,200 | [playful music] | [playful music] |
895 | 00:32:39,200 | 00:32:41,767 | - Oh, my God. [laughter] | - Oh, my God. [laughter] |
896 | 00:32:41,767 | 00:32:44,000 | Where's, uh, your safety pins? | Where's, uh, your safety pins? |
897 | 00:32:44,000 | 00:32:46,600 | - I don't have any. - Can I get in your inseam? | - I don't have any. - Can I get in your inseam? |
898 | 00:32:46,600 | 00:32:48,367 | I can't... | I can't... |
899 | 00:32:49,500 | 00:32:51,266 | - I'm just trying to see-- | - I'm just trying to see-- |
900 | 00:32:51,266 | 00:32:54,467 | - You gotta see what you're workin' with, bro. | - You gotta see what you're workin' with, bro. |
901 | 00:32:54,467 | 00:32:57,266 | - Ashton is a great candidate for playing Cupid. | - Ashton is a great candidate for playing Cupid. |
902 | 00:32:57,266 | 00:32:59,633 | Obviously, he's ----ing hot. | Obviously, he's ----ing hot. |
903 | 00:32:59,633 | 00:33:02,233 | Can you spread 'em? [laughter] | Can you spread 'em? [laughter] |
904 | 00:33:02,233 | 00:33:04,266 | Sorry. - Wow! | Sorry. - Wow! |
905 | 00:33:06,233 | 00:33:09,367 | - He asked me to help, and I'm happy to do it. | - He asked me to help, and I'm happy to do it. |
906 | 00:33:09,367 | 00:33:11,533 | Turn around. | Turn around. |
907 | 00:33:11,533 | 00:33:13,333 | [laughing] | [laughing] |
908 | 00:33:13,333 | 00:33:15,400 | Good to go. | Good to go. |
909 | 00:33:15,400 | 00:33:17,367 | - How was the foam? | - How was the foam? |
910 | 00:33:17,367 | 00:33:19,667 | All good? | All good? |
911 | 00:33:19,667 | 00:33:21,000 | - No... [laughs] | - No... [laughs] |
912 | 00:33:21,000 | 00:33:23,000 | - The foam is coming. | - The foam is coming. |
913 | 00:33:23,000 | 00:33:25,266 | - Kate, Kate, Josiah, and finishing up | - Kate, Kate, Josiah, and finishing up |
914 | 00:33:25,266 | 00:33:26,767 | with the starter now. | with the starter now. |
915 | 00:33:26,767 | 00:33:28,433 | - Go ahead and set out the starter fork | - Go ahead and set out the starter fork |
916 | 00:33:28,433 | 00:33:30,166 | and the starter knife for everyone. | and the starter knife for everyone. |
917 | 00:33:30,166 | 00:33:33,033 | - Isn't the next course sashimi with chopsticks? | - Isn't the next course sashimi with chopsticks? |
918 | 00:33:33,033 | 00:33:35,166 | - Oh, yeah, good one. | - Oh, yeah, good one. |
919 | 00:33:35,166 | 00:33:37,266 | - He's on top of it. - He's very good. | - He's on top of it. - He's very good. |
920 | 00:33:37,266 | 00:33:39,100 | I love him. | I love him. |
921 | 00:33:39,100 | 00:33:42,033 | - Beef sashimi boiled in a sheep cheese. | - Beef sashimi boiled in a sheep cheese. |
922 | 00:33:42,033 | 00:33:43,300 | - That's a tongue twister. | - That's a tongue twister. |
923 | 00:33:47,233 | 00:33:49,767 | Here we have beef sashimi | Here we have beef sashimi |
924 | 00:33:49,767 | 00:33:52,100 | with a sheep cheese | with a sheep cheese |
925 | 00:33:52,100 | 00:33:54,567 | and a crisp and fresh orange segment. | and a crisp and fresh orange segment. |
926 | 00:33:54,567 | 00:33:56,400 | - Mmm! Really good. | - Mmm! Really good. |
927 | 00:33:56,400 | 00:33:59,567 | - This is amazing. - That's really good. | - This is amazing. - That's really good. |
928 | 00:33:59,567 | 00:34:03,200 | - Deck crew, deck crew, Kate. You guys can start bringing | - Deck crew, deck crew, Kate. You guys can start bringing |
929 | 00:34:03,200 | 00:34:04,667 | all the balloons to the master, please. | all the balloons to the master, please. |
930 | 00:34:04,667 | 00:34:06,133 | - Copy that, Kate. | - Copy that, Kate. |
931 | 00:34:06,133 | 00:34:07,533 | - Will you please go to the master, | - Will you please go to the master, |
932 | 00:34:07,533 | 00:34:08,700 | start a turn down. You know how to do | start a turn down. You know how to do |
933 | 00:34:08,700 | 00:34:10,266 | a turn down? - Okay. | a turn down? - Okay. |
934 | 00:34:13,567 | 00:34:16,000 | - You are the Miley Cyrus of yacht ships. | - You are the Miley Cyrus of yacht ships. |
935 | 00:34:16,000 | 00:34:18,066 | I hope you know that's a huge compliment. | I hope you know that's a huge compliment. |
936 | 00:34:18,066 | 00:34:19,367 | - Oh, my God! - [laughing] | - Oh, my God! - [laughing] |
937 | 00:34:22,066 | 00:34:24,200 | - Crab and lobster salad | - Crab and lobster salad |
938 | 00:34:24,200 | 00:34:26,066 | with a mash and fruit sweet chile. | with a mash and fruit sweet chile. |
939 | 00:34:26,066 | 00:34:29,033 | - How many ingredients have we made? | - How many ingredients have we made? |
940 | 00:34:30,333 | 00:34:32,433 | Here we have a crab and lobster salad | Here we have a crab and lobster salad |
941 | 00:34:32,433 | 00:34:34,400 | with a mint crab wonton. | with a mint crab wonton. |
942 | 00:34:34,400 | 00:34:36,333 | - Mmm. - This is delicious. | - Mmm. - This is delicious. |
943 | 00:34:36,333 | 00:34:38,133 | - Unbelievable. - Fantastic. | - Unbelievable. - Fantastic. |
944 | 00:34:38,133 | 00:34:40,066 | - This is the first meal I've had with our chef, | - This is the first meal I've had with our chef, |
945 | 00:34:40,066 | 00:34:43,333 | and my socks and underwear are sittin' on the floor. | and my socks and underwear are sittin' on the floor. |
946 | 00:34:43,333 | 00:34:46,233 | Damn! I'm lovin' life. | Damn! I'm lovin' life. |
947 | 00:34:46,233 | 00:34:48,266 | - So good, right? - This guy's good. | - So good, right? - This guy's good. |
948 | 00:34:49,467 | 00:34:52,433 | - Okay, here comes the biggest compliment I've ever-- | - Okay, here comes the biggest compliment I've ever-- |
949 | 00:34:52,433 | 00:34:54,233 | I've never seen Captain Lee so happy | I've never seen Captain Lee so happy |
950 | 00:34:54,233 | 00:34:55,734 | - Really? - With a new chef. Nope. | - Really? - With a new chef. Nope. |
951 | 00:34:55,734 | 00:34:58,033 | They were saying "He's wowing us, | They were saying "He's wowing us, |
952 | 00:34:58,033 | 00:35:00,166 | it's incredible." - Cool. | it's incredible." - Cool. |
953 | 00:35:00,166 | 00:35:02,066 | - Adrian's food is beautiful. | - Adrian's food is beautiful. |
954 | 00:35:02,066 | 00:35:04,200 | Not only is it beautiful, it's delicious. | Not only is it beautiful, it's delicious. |
955 | 00:35:04,200 | 00:35:05,633 | Not only is it beautiful and delicious, | Not only is it beautiful and delicious, |
956 | 00:35:05,633 | 00:35:10,500 | he executes it calmly and confidently. | he executes it calmly and confidently. |
957 | 00:35:10,500 | 00:35:12,600 | I think he's an alien. | I think he's an alien. |
958 | 00:35:12,600 | 00:35:14,500 | ♪ ♪ | ♪ ♪ |
959 | 00:35:14,500 | 00:35:16,367 | - I'm gonna knock you off now, | - I'm gonna knock you off now, |
960 | 00:35:16,367 | 00:35:18,000 | that way you're fresh tomorrow. | that way you're fresh tomorrow. |
961 | 00:35:23,266 | 00:35:24,633 | - Okay, um... | - Okay, um... |
962 | 00:35:34,633 | 00:35:37,000 | - Go down for a break, and maybe we'll have you | - Go down for a break, and maybe we'll have you |
963 | 00:35:37,000 | 00:35:38,600 | come back later, yeah. - I'll come back. | come back later, yeah. - I'll come back. |
964 | 00:35:38,600 | 00:35:41,266 | All right, bro. Thanks, man. - Cool. Thank you. | All right, bro. Thanks, man. - Cool. Thank you. |
965 | 00:35:41,266 | 00:35:42,667 | - You're not wearing any pants. | - You're not wearing any pants. |
966 | 00:35:42,667 | 00:35:45,200 | - Is that your junk, or is that folded weird? | - Is that your junk, or is that folded weird? |
967 | 00:35:45,200 | 00:35:47,100 | - [laughing] - It's my junk. | - [laughing] - It's my junk. |
968 | 00:35:47,100 | 00:35:49,500 | - Can you please go get the tinsel to wrap-- | - Can you please go get the tinsel to wrap-- |
969 | 00:35:49,500 | 00:35:51,266 | - To wrap around the waist. - Tinsel-- | - To wrap around the waist. - Tinsel-- |
970 | 00:35:51,266 | 00:35:53,000 | - To distract the eye? - Sure. | - To distract the eye? - Sure. |
971 | 00:35:53,000 | 00:35:54,467 | - Everyone hopes for a little bit of eye candy. | - Everyone hopes for a little bit of eye candy. |
972 | 00:35:54,467 | 00:35:56,233 | Whether you can afford it or not, | Whether you can afford it or not, |
973 | 00:35:56,233 | 00:35:57,533 | it's always nice to window shop. | it's always nice to window shop. |
974 | 00:35:57,533 | 00:35:59,667 | - Will you go down and do the turn-down | - Will you go down and do the turn-down |
975 | 00:35:59,667 | 00:36:01,400 | for the guest quarters? - I did. | for the guest quarters? - I did. |
976 | 00:36:01,400 | 00:36:03,333 | - The air that's coming out from here, you know? | - The air that's coming out from here, you know? |
977 | 00:36:03,333 | 00:36:06,300 | Is there an air conditioning? - Yes. Do you want it off? | Is there an air conditioning? - Yes. Do you want it off? |
978 | 00:36:06,300 | 00:36:08,433 | [overlapping chatter] | [overlapping chatter] |
979 | 00:36:08,433 | 00:36:10,300 | - I just--Don't shush me. | - I just--Don't shush me. |
980 | 00:36:10,300 | 00:36:12,033 | - You did the guest quarters? - Yes. | - You did the guest quarters? - Yes. |
981 | 00:36:12,033 | 00:36:13,567 | - I am so impressed with you. - Thank you. | - I am so impressed with you. - Thank you. |
982 | 00:36:13,567 | 00:36:15,533 | Don't shush me if I'm trying to tell her something. | Don't shush me if I'm trying to tell her something. |
983 | 00:36:15,533 | 00:36:17,533 | - But she's in a conversation with the chef about dinner. | - But she's in a conversation with the chef about dinner. |
984 | 00:36:17,533 | 00:36:19,700 | - Okay. All right, no, no. Okay, you're right. | - Okay. All right, no, no. Okay, you're right. |
985 | 00:36:19,700 | 00:36:21,433 | I do not like to be shushed. | I do not like to be shushed. |
986 | 00:36:21,433 | 00:36:23,400 | It's dismissive, it's belittling. | It's dismissive, it's belittling. |
987 | 00:36:23,400 | 00:36:25,266 | - She's like, "Kate, Kate, Kate." | - She's like, "Kate, Kate, Kate." |
988 | 00:36:25,266 | 00:36:27,166 | - Was I wrong? - No, no, I think-- | - Was I wrong? - No, no, I think-- |
989 | 00:36:27,166 | 00:36:28,567 | I literally think everybody's tired. | I literally think everybody's tired. |
990 | 00:36:28,567 | 00:36:31,433 | - Shh, shh. | - Shh, shh. |
991 | 00:36:31,433 | 00:36:32,767 | No, you shh! | No, you shh! |
992 | 00:36:32,767 | 00:36:34,533 | - Just like, hold on a second. | - Just like, hold on a second. |
993 | 00:36:34,533 | 00:36:36,700 | Let Kate finish the conversation with Adrian, | Let Kate finish the conversation with Adrian, |
994 | 00:36:36,700 | 00:36:38,567 | and then... - She's gonna lose her sh-- | and then... - She's gonna lose her sh-- |
995 | 00:36:38,567 | 00:36:40,433 | sometimes. - She'll lose her sh--. | sometimes. - She'll lose her sh--. |
996 | 00:36:41,500 | 00:36:43,166 | - Let's get some wine, and let's-- | - Let's get some wine, and let's-- |
997 | 00:36:43,166 | 00:36:45,266 | - Do you want your birthday cake in here then? | - Do you want your birthday cake in here then? |
998 | 00:36:45,266 | 00:36:47,033 | - Yeah! That'd be great! | - Yeah! That'd be great! |
999 | 00:36:47,033 | 00:36:49,166 | - Okay, so he wants the birthday cake | - Okay, so he wants the birthday cake |
1000 | 00:36:49,166 | 00:36:50,533 | in the Sky Lounge. | in the Sky Lounge. |
1001 | 00:36:50,533 | 00:36:53,367 | Cupid, cake, time. | Cupid, cake, time. |
1002 | 00:36:54,266 | 00:36:56,266 | Let's light it and go. | Let's light it and go. |
1003 | 00:36:56,266 | 00:36:57,567 | - Cheers! | - Cheers! |
1004 | 00:37:01,066 | 00:37:03,467 | - Somebody's birthday? | - Somebody's birthday? |
1005 | 00:37:03,467 | 00:37:04,467 | - Aah! | - Aah! |
1006 | 00:37:04,467 | 00:37:07,066 | Aaaahhhhh! | Aaaahhhhh! |
1007 | 00:37:07,066 | 00:37:09,200 | Aaah! [squealing, chatter] | Aaah! [squealing, chatter] |
1008 | 00:37:09,200 | 00:37:11,600 | - Happy birthday. - Aaaaahhh! | - Happy birthday. - Aaaaahhh! |
1009 | 00:37:11,600 | 00:37:14,700 | Oh, my God, it's her birthday! | Oh, my God, it's her birthday! |
1010 | 00:37:14,700 | 00:37:16,667 | Oh, sh--! | Oh, sh--! |
1011 | 00:37:16,667 | 00:37:19,600 | Oh, my God, it's Cupid in a diaper! | Oh, my God, it's Cupid in a diaper! |
1012 | 00:37:19,600 | 00:37:22,400 | Oh, my God! | Oh, my God! |
1013 | 00:37:22,400 | 00:37:24,700 | Oh, my God! Bravo! | Oh, my God! Bravo! |
1014 | 00:37:24,700 | 00:37:26,700 | [all whooping] - Happy birthday. | [all whooping] - Happy birthday. |
1015 | 00:37:26,700 | 00:37:29,100 | - Did you put anything else in that diaper? | - Did you put anything else in that diaper? |
1016 | 00:37:29,100 | 00:37:31,367 | Any Twinkies? | Any Twinkies? |
1017 | 00:37:31,367 | 00:37:33,300 | - No, no. [laughing] | - No, no. [laughing] |
1018 | 00:37:37,233 | 00:37:39,367 | - Thank you for including me this evening. | - Thank you for including me this evening. |
1019 | 00:37:39,367 | 00:37:41,600 | - Are you kidding me, including you? | - Are you kidding me, including you? |
1020 | 00:37:41,600 | 00:37:44,066 | - Appreciate it. Okay. | - Appreciate it. Okay. |
1021 | 00:37:45,233 | 00:37:47,200 | - Good night. - I gave you | - Good night. - I gave you |
1022 | 00:37:47,200 | 00:37:48,700 | a lot of balloons in your room. | a lot of balloons in your room. |
1023 | 00:37:48,700 | 00:37:50,500 | [giggling] | [giggling] |
1024 | 00:37:50,500 | 00:37:52,467 | [overlapping comments] | [overlapping comments] |
1025 | 00:37:52,467 | 00:37:55,166 | - I have to be on deck at 6:30--I'm going to bed. | - I have to be on deck at 6:30--I'm going to bed. |
1026 | 00:37:55,166 | 00:37:56,467 | [mellow music] | [mellow music] |
1027 | 00:37:56,467 | 00:37:58,066 | - [groans] | - [groans] |
1028 | 00:37:58,066 | 00:37:59,767 | [pop] - You got a lotta balloons | [pop] - You got a lotta balloons |
1029 | 00:37:59,767 | 00:38:01,200 | here, baby. | here, baby. |
1030 | 00:38:01,734 | 00:38:03,367 | - I need to give you a life jacket. | - I need to give you a life jacket. |
1031 | 00:38:03,367 | 00:38:04,767 | - I don't wear life jackets. - He can't be | - I don't wear life jackets. - He can't be |
1032 | 00:38:04,767 | 00:38:06,233 | doing this sh--. - There he goes. | doing this sh--. - There he goes. |
1033 | 00:38:06,233 | 00:38:07,467 | - This is not a ----ing | - This is not a ----ing |
1034 | 00:38:07,467 | 00:38:09,433 | discussion here. Put the ski away. | discussion here. Put the ski away. |
1035 | 00:38:13,133 | 00:38:13,400 | [percussive music] | [percussive music] |
1036 | 00:38:16,000 | 00:38:23,266 | ♪ ♪ | ♪ ♪ |
1037 | 00:38:23,266 | 00:38:25,333 | - Good morning. Want some tea? | - Good morning. Want some tea? |
1038 | 00:38:27,000 | 00:38:30,066 | - Hello, Mr. Foam. - Yay! | - Hello, Mr. Foam. - Yay! |
1039 | 00:38:30,066 | 00:38:31,233 | - [sighs] | - [sighs] |
1040 | 00:38:31,233 | 00:38:33,533 | - I'm going jet skiing! | - I'm going jet skiing! |
1041 | 00:38:33,533 | 00:38:35,200 | - You look like a pimp daddy. - I know. | - You look like a pimp daddy. - I know. |
1042 | 00:38:35,200 | 00:38:38,400 | - Drop the toys in the water! | - Drop the toys in the water! |
1043 | 00:38:38,400 | 00:38:40,500 | I'm ready to roll! | I'm ready to roll! |
1044 | 00:38:40,500 | 00:38:43,200 | - This guy is insane. | - This guy is insane. |
1045 | 00:38:43,200 | 00:38:45,266 | He's just on vacay, and he's still drunk | He's just on vacay, and he's still drunk |
1046 | 00:38:45,266 | 00:38:47,000 | from the night before. It's concerning. | from the night before. It's concerning. |
1047 | 00:38:47,000 | 00:38:48,633 | I hope he doesn't fall overboard. | I hope he doesn't fall overboard. |
1048 | 00:38:48,633 | 00:38:49,767 | I don't get a good feeling. | I don't get a good feeling. |
1049 | 00:38:49,767 | 00:38:51,734 | - I'm not here to sleep. | - I'm not here to sleep. |
1050 | 00:38:51,734 | 00:38:54,033 | [overlapping chatter] I'm not here to ----ing sleep. | [overlapping chatter] I'm not here to ----ing sleep. |
1051 | 00:38:54,033 | 00:38:56,233 | I'm here to jet ski-- - Sorry, Steve. | I'm here to jet ski-- - Sorry, Steve. |
1052 | 00:38:56,233 | 00:38:58,000 | - Captain, Captain, | - Captain, Captain, |
1053 | 00:38:58,000 | 00:38:59,667 | Steve has requested to launch the skis. | Steve has requested to launch the skis. |
1054 | 00:38:59,667 | 00:39:02,433 | - Affirmative. Make sure you instruct him | - Affirmative. Make sure you instruct him |
1055 | 00:39:02,433 | 00:39:05,533 | to stay a million miles away from any reef. | to stay a million miles away from any reef. |
1056 | 00:39:05,533 | 00:39:09,266 | - Captain Lee doesn't trust me in my Sea-Dooing abilities. | - Captain Lee doesn't trust me in my Sea-Dooing abilities. |
1057 | 00:39:09,266 | 00:39:12,367 | - You want me to keep going? - Keep going--yep. | - You want me to keep going? - Keep going--yep. |
1058 | 00:39:12,367 | 00:39:13,700 | - Just stay away from that reef. | - Just stay away from that reef. |
1059 | 00:39:13,700 | 00:39:15,467 | You don't want a jacket? - No. | You don't want a jacket? - No. |
1060 | 00:39:18,433 | 00:39:20,400 | - Here you are, my lovelies. - Oh, thank you. | - Here you are, my lovelies. - Oh, thank you. |
1061 | 00:39:20,400 | 00:39:22,600 | - Let's go, Steve. You're up. | - Let's go, Steve. You're up. |
1062 | 00:39:24,700 | 00:39:26,600 | Oh, there he goes. | Oh, there he goes. |
1063 | 00:39:29,033 | 00:39:31,400 | - He's a wild man. He just passed by twice | - He's a wild man. He just passed by twice |
1064 | 00:39:31,400 | 00:39:32,567 | in ten seconds. | in ten seconds. |
1065 | 00:39:32,567 | 00:39:35,166 | - Aaaaahhhh! | - Aaaaahhhh! |
1066 | 00:39:35,166 | 00:39:38,166 | - Dude, almost I have a ----ing heart attack there. | - Dude, almost I have a ----ing heart attack there. |
1067 | 00:39:38,166 | 00:39:40,166 | - (BLEEP)[indistinct] | - (BLEEP)[indistinct] |
1068 | 00:39:40,166 | 00:39:42,200 | - You should give him a life jacket, eh? | - You should give him a life jacket, eh? |
1069 | 00:39:42,200 | 00:39:44,600 | - He doesn't want one. | - He doesn't want one. |
1070 | 00:39:44,600 | 00:39:46,166 | I've had it in the past where owners | I've had it in the past where owners |
1071 | 00:39:46,166 | 00:39:48,066 | won't wear a life vest, and it's kind of | won't wear a life vest, and it's kind of |
1072 | 00:39:48,066 | 00:39:49,600 | at their discretion. | at their discretion. |
1073 | 00:39:49,600 | 00:39:51,367 | I don't think it's gonna be a big deal. | I don't think it's gonna be a big deal. |
1074 | 00:39:53,133 | 00:39:54,700 | - He can't be doing this sh--. | - He can't be doing this sh--. |
1075 | 00:39:54,700 | 00:39:56,266 | That's just crazy. | That's just crazy. |
1076 | 00:39:56,266 | 00:39:58,166 | Our job is to keep them safe. | Our job is to keep them safe. |
1077 | 00:39:58,166 | 00:40:01,166 | If something happens, then we're all ----ed. | If something happens, then we're all ----ed. |
1078 | 00:40:01,166 | 00:40:03,667 | Steve, I need to give you a life jacket. | Steve, I need to give you a life jacket. |
1079 | 00:40:05,400 | 00:40:07,066 | - He's got to wear a life jacket. | - He's got to wear a life jacket. |
1080 | 00:40:08,333 | 00:40:11,333 | Captain, Steve's refusing to take the life jacket. | Captain, Steve's refusing to take the life jacket. |
1081 | 00:40:11,333 | 00:40:12,767 | - On my way. | - On my way. |
1082 | 00:40:16,200 | 00:40:18,567 | - Who needs an ass-kicking? - Put a jacket on, Steve. | - Who needs an ass-kicking? - Put a jacket on, Steve. |
1083 | 00:40:18,567 | 00:40:20,600 | - Who's gonna-- | - Who's gonna-- |
1084 | 00:40:20,600 | 00:40:22,300 | - You have to. | - You have to. |
1085 | 00:40:28,100 | 00:40:30,033 | - Then I'm-- | - Then I'm-- |
1086 | 00:40:30,767 | 00:40:33,500 | Soon as the ski comes in, pull the plug on it. | Soon as the ski comes in, pull the plug on it. |
1087 | 00:40:33,500 | 00:40:35,767 | You hit the water at 70 miles an hour, | You hit the water at 70 miles an hour, |
1088 | 00:40:35,767 | 00:40:37,767 | and that's like hitting a goddamn brick. | and that's like hitting a goddamn brick. |
1089 | 00:40:37,767 | 00:40:40,400 | You can break bones. You can break your neck. | You can break bones. You can break your neck. |
1090 | 00:40:42,367 | 00:40:44,033 | - This is not a ----ing discussion. | - This is not a ----ing discussion. |
1091 | 00:40:44,033 | 00:40:45,767 | I can't let you die on my watch. | I can't let you die on my watch. |
1092 | 00:40:45,767 | 00:40:48,333 | - (BLEEP) 'em all. I'm a pro rider! | - (BLEEP) 'em all. I'm a pro rider! |
1093 | 00:40:48,333 | 00:40:51,500 | [dramatic music] | [dramatic music] |
1094 | 00:40:51,500 | 00:40:53,300 | - If that crew dropped the ball, | - If that crew dropped the ball, |
1095 | 00:40:53,300 | 00:40:55,166 | that's deadly serious. | that's deadly serious. |
1096 | 00:40:55,166 | 00:40:58,533 | [dramatic music] | [dramatic music] |
1097 | 00:40:58,533 | 00:41:01,333 | ♪ ♪ | ♪ ♪ |
1098 | 00:41:02,533 | 00:41:04,533 | - This season on "Below Deck"... | - This season on "Below Deck"... |
1099 | 00:41:04,533 | 00:41:07,400 | - Tahiti's a brand-new playground-- | - Tahiti's a brand-new playground-- |
1100 | 00:41:07,400 | 00:41:09,100 | remote, | remote, |
1101 | 00:41:09,100 | 00:41:10,400 | exotic... | exotic... |
1102 | 00:41:10,400 | 00:41:11,767 | - Fire dancing and flower crowns. | - Fire dancing and flower crowns. |
1103 | 00:41:11,767 | 00:41:13,266 | We are not in the Caribbean anymore. | We are not in the Caribbean anymore. |
1104 | 00:41:13,266 | 00:41:15,200 | [intense music] | [intense music] |
1105 | 00:41:15,200 | 00:41:16,533 | - Whoo! | - Whoo! |
1106 | 00:41:16,533 | 00:41:18,400 | - This is the most beautiful place | - This is the most beautiful place |
1107 | 00:41:18,400 | 00:41:20,333 | I've seen in my life. - This is perfection. | I've seen in my life. - This is perfection. |
1108 | 00:41:20,333 | 00:41:22,233 | - You guys are amazing. | - You guys are amazing. |
1109 | 00:41:22,233 | 00:41:24,400 | Thank you! - So she is breast feeding. | Thank you! - So she is breast feeding. |
1110 | 00:41:24,400 | 00:41:26,467 | Can we put the breast milk somewhere, like a freezer? | Can we put the breast milk somewhere, like a freezer? |
1111 | 00:41:26,467 | 00:41:27,633 | - Oh, here we go. | - Oh, here we go. |
1112 | 00:41:27,633 | 00:41:29,533 | We need a bigger Tupperware. | We need a bigger Tupperware. |
1113 | 00:41:29,533 | 00:41:31,233 | - Chicken is what poor people eat. | - Chicken is what poor people eat. |
1114 | 00:41:31,233 | 00:41:33,133 | - You're not wrong. - You mind just clearing off | - You're not wrong. - You mind just clearing off |
1115 | 00:41:33,133 | 00:41:34,667 | his night stand? - Oh! (BLEEP) I didn't even | his night stand? - Oh! (BLEEP) I didn't even |
1116 | 00:41:34,667 | 00:41:36,400 | see that! Ugh! | see that! Ugh! |
1117 | 00:41:36,400 | 00:41:38,533 | - This is great. - Yeah! | - This is great. - Yeah! |
1118 | 00:41:38,533 | 00:41:41,633 | - Oh! - Yeah! | - Oh! - Yeah! |
1119 | 00:41:44,033 | 00:41:46,567 | - I have nothing against hooking up with your coworkers. | - I have nothing against hooking up with your coworkers. |
1120 | 00:41:46,567 | 00:41:48,133 | - Ashton and Rhylee are gonna have sex | - Ashton and Rhylee are gonna have sex |
1121 | 00:41:48,133 | 00:41:49,767 | like two crocodiles fighting. | like two crocodiles fighting. |
1122 | 00:41:49,767 | 00:41:52,233 | - Chandler, Caroline. - She's obsessed with Chandler. | - Chandler, Caroline. - She's obsessed with Chandler. |
1123 | 00:41:52,233 | 00:41:54,166 | - Can I have another bite? - If I don't get laid soon, | - Can I have another bite? - If I don't get laid soon, |
1124 | 00:41:54,166 | 00:41:55,567 | we're gonna have a problem. | we're gonna have a problem. |
1125 | 00:41:57,033 | 00:41:59,533 | - Oh, yeah! - [laughing] | - Oh, yeah! - [laughing] |
1126 | 00:41:59,533 | 00:42:01,400 | - We're running around like chickens without a head. | - We're running around like chickens without a head. |
1127 | 00:42:01,400 | 00:42:03,667 | - I don't like to micromanage, but I will. | - I don't like to micromanage, but I will. |
1128 | 00:42:03,667 | 00:42:05,266 | - I'm also a boat captain. | - I'm also a boat captain. |
1129 | 00:42:05,266 | 00:42:06,700 | - I need to know if the keys are in | - I need to know if the keys are in |
1130 | 00:42:06,700 | 00:42:08,400 | the ----ing tender. I asked that three times, | the ----ing tender. I asked that three times, |
1131 | 00:42:08,400 | 00:42:09,700 | and I got no reply. | and I got no reply. |
1132 | 00:42:13,400 | 00:42:16,567 | - Kate and Josiah are mean girls. | - Kate and Josiah are mean girls. |
1133 | 00:42:16,567 | 00:42:18,433 | - You speak to me condescendingly one more time, | - You speak to me condescendingly one more time, |
1134 | 00:42:18,433 | 00:42:19,700 | I'm taking it to ----ing captain. | I'm taking it to ----ing captain. |
1135 | 00:42:19,700 | 00:42:21,600 | - Take it to him right now. - No. | - Take it to him right now. - No. |
1136 | 00:42:21,600 | 00:42:23,433 | - She's not getting better. She's almost getting worse. | - She's not getting better. She's almost getting worse. |
1137 | 00:42:23,433 | 00:42:25,000 | - I'm not somebody who's gonna eat sh-- | - I'm not somebody who's gonna eat sh-- |
1138 | 00:42:25,000 | 00:42:26,333 | with a knife and fork and smile. | with a knife and fork and smile. |
1139 | 00:42:26,333 | 00:42:28,166 | - If I have to solve your problems, | - If I have to solve your problems, |
1140 | 00:42:28,166 | 00:42:30,600 | what do I need you for? - ----in Hunger Games. | what do I need you for? - ----in Hunger Games. |
1141 | 00:42:30,600 | 00:42:32,600 | - You don't know what just happened. | - You don't know what just happened. |
1142 | 00:42:32,600 | 00:42:34,567 | - I just got my ass chewed out by captain. | - I just got my ass chewed out by captain. |
1143 | 00:42:34,567 | 00:42:36,433 | - You're gonna fire her, or I'll quit. | - You're gonna fire her, or I'll quit. |
1144 | 00:42:36,433 | 00:42:37,734 | - I'm not gonna be dealing with this attitude. | - I'm not gonna be dealing with this attitude. |
1145 | 00:42:37,734 | 00:42:39,734 | - Yes, sir. - I don't need this sh--. | - Yes, sir. - I don't need this sh--. |
1146 | 00:42:39,734 | 00:42:41,567 | - This is the most shocking thing | - This is the most shocking thing |
1147 | 00:42:41,567 | 00:42:43,533 | that's ever happened to me. - I can say whatever | that's ever happened to me. - I can say whatever |
1148 | 00:42:43,533 | 00:42:45,600 | the (BLEEP) I wanna say. - I would just stop. | the (BLEEP) I wanna say. - I would just stop. |
1149 | 00:42:45,600 | 00:42:47,166 | - I think the time has come. | - I think the time has come. |
1150 | 00:42:47,166 | 00:42:49,166 | I've decided to make the split... | I've decided to make the split... |
1151 | 00:42:49,166 | 00:42:51,033 | - They told me to tell you you have one hour, | - They told me to tell you you have one hour, |
1152 | 00:42:51,033 | 00:42:52,333 | and you're leaving. | and you're leaving. |
1153 | 00:42:52,333 | 00:42:53,700 | - (BLEEP)! (BLEEP)! - Man overboard. | - (BLEEP)! (BLEEP)! - Man overboard. |
1154 | 00:42:53,700 | 00:42:55,333 | - What? - Take it off now! | - What? - Take it off now! |
1155 | 00:42:55,333 | 00:42:56,734 | - Get the life ring! | - Get the life ring! |
1156 | 00:42:56,734 | 00:42:58,467 | - Aaah! | - Aaah! |
1157 | 00:42:58,467 | 00:43:00,700 | [dramatic chords] | [dramatic chords] |
1158 | 00:43:00,700 | 00:43:02,767 | - I-I need a minute. | - I-I need a minute. |
1159 | 00:43:02,767 | 00:43:05,500 | - For more "Below Deck" go to bravotv.com. | - For more "Below Deck" go to bravotv.com. |