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1 | 00:00:34,992 | 00:00:37,369 | {\an8}I did everything that I was supposed to do. | {\an8}I did everything that I was supposed to do. |
2 | 00:00:37,453 | 00:00:40,664 | I didn't cry in meetings. I didn't wear short skirts. | I didn't cry in meetings. I didn't wear short skirts. |
3 | 00:00:41,040 | 00:00:44,084 | I put up with the weird upper management guys | I put up with the weird upper management guys |
4 | 00:00:44,168 | 00:00:46,211 | that kiss you on the mouth at Christmas. | that kiss you on the mouth at Christmas. |
5 | 00:00:46,670 | 00:00:49,548 | Is it fair that to be the youngest VP in my company, | Is it fair that to be the youngest VP in my company, |
6 | 00:00:49,631 | 00:00:52,176 | I will be the oldest mom at preschool? | I will be the oldest mom at preschool? |
7 | 00:00:52,926 | 00:00:55,596 | Not really, but that's part of the deal. | Not really, but that's part of the deal. |
8 | 00:00:55,679 | 00:00:57,014 | I made a choice. | I made a choice. |
9 | 00:00:57,723 | 00:01:00,601 | Some women got pregnant. I got promotions. | Some women got pregnant. I got promotions. |
10 | 00:01:01,685 | 00:01:04,605 | And I still aspire to meet someone | And I still aspire to meet someone |
11 | 00:01:04,688 | 00:01:06,940 | and fall in love and get married, | and fall in love and get married, |
12 | 00:01:07,066 | 00:01:10,736 | but that is a very high-risk scenario. | but that is a very high-risk scenario. |
13 | 00:01:11,070 | 00:01:13,489 | And I want a baby now. I'm 37. | And I want a baby now. I'm 37. |
14 | 00:01:18,494 | 00:01:20,621 | It's too much for a first date, isn't it? | It's too much for a first date, isn't it? |
15 | 00:01:20,996 | 00:01:22,122 | I said too much. | I said too much. |
16 | 00:01:23,791 | 00:01:25,375 | I'm just gonna go use the... | I'm just gonna go use the... |
17 | 00:01:38,597 | 00:01:39,848 | I'm gonna need this to go. | I'm gonna need this to go. |
18 | 00:01:45,771 | 00:01:49,441 | ♪ Little pee pee, little toes ♪ | ♪ Little pee pee, little toes ♪ |
19 | 00:01:49,983 | 00:01:53,487 | ♪ Now he's comin' to me ♪ | ♪ Now he's comin' to me ♪ |
20 | 00:01:54,446 | 00:01:57,950 | ♪ Crawl across the kitchen floor ♪ | ♪ Crawl across the kitchen floor ♪ |
21 | 00:01:58,575 | 00:02:02,329 | ♪ Baby, baby, please let me hold him ♪ | ♪ Baby, baby, please let me hold him ♪ |
22 | 00:02:02,746 | 00:02:03,997 | ♪ I wanna make him stay... ♪ | ♪ I wanna make him stay... ♪ |
23 | 00:02:06,875 | 00:02:10,879 | ♪ Sister, sister, he's just a plaything ♪ | ♪ Sister, sister, he's just a plaything ♪ |
24 | 00:02:11,171 | 00:02:14,466 | ♪ We wanna make him stay up all night ♪ | ♪ We wanna make him stay up all night ♪ |
25 | 00:02:14,633 | 00:02:15,759 | ♪ Yeah we do ♪ | ♪ Yeah we do ♪ |
26 | 00:02:15,884 | 00:02:18,804 | ♪ See him drink from a bottle... ♪ | ♪ See him drink from a bottle... ♪ |
27 | 00:02:19,346 | 00:02:21,056 | Good morning. Thank you for being here so early. | Good morning. Thank you for being here so early. |
28 | 00:02:21,140 | 00:02:22,015 | Hi. How are you? | Hi. How are you? |
29 | 00:02:22,432 | 00:02:24,017 | Let's get started. | Let's get started. |
30 | 00:02:26,687 | 00:02:28,272 | ♪ As a button ♪ | ♪ As a button ♪ |
31 | 00:02:28,981 | 00:02:32,276 | ♪ Don't you wanna make him stay up late ♪ | ♪ Don't you wanna make him stay up late ♪ |
32 | 00:02:32,359 | 00:02:37,156 | ♪ And we're having fun with no money ♪ | ♪ And we're having fun with no money ♪ |
33 | 00:02:37,573 | 00:02:41,451 | {\an8}♪ Little smile on his face ♪ | {\an8}♪ Little smile on his face ♪ |
34 | 00:02:42,119 | 00:02:45,622 | {\an8}♪ Don't you love the little baby ♪ | {\an8}♪ Don't you love the little baby ♪ |
35 | 00:02:46,582 | 00:02:50,294 | {\an8}♪ Don't you want to make him Stay up late ♪ | {\an8}♪ Don't you want to make him Stay up late ♪ |
36 | 00:02:50,669 | 00:02:54,298 | {\an8}♪ Baby, baby, please let me hold him ♪ | {\an8}♪ Baby, baby, please let me hold him ♪ |
37 | 00:02:54,590 | 00:02:58,468 | ♪ I wanna make him stay up all night ♪ | ♪ I wanna make him stay up all night ♪ |
38 | 00:02:59,094 | 00:03:00,429 | {\an8}♪ Sister, sister... ♪ | {\an8}♪ Sister, sister... ♪ |
39 | 00:03:00,929 | 00:03:01,930 | That one. | That one. |
40 | 00:03:03,056 | 00:03:06,435 | ♪ We wanna make him stay up all night ♪ | ♪ We wanna make him stay up all night ♪ |
41 | 00:03:06,560 | 00:03:07,853 | ♪ Here we go ♪ | ♪ Here we go ♪ |
42 | 00:03:08,020 | 00:03:09,646 | ♪ All night long ♪ | ♪ All night long ♪ |
43 | 00:03:09,897 | 00:03:12,107 | ♪ And he looks so cute ♪ | ♪ And he looks so cute ♪ |
44 | 00:03:12,190 | 00:03:13,984 | ♪ All night long ♪ | ♪ All night long ♪ |
45 | 00:03:16,278 | 00:03:18,155 | ♪ All night long ♪ | ♪ All night long ♪ |
46 | 00:03:52,564 | 00:03:53,774 | Oh. | Oh. |
47 | 00:04:03,700 | 00:04:04,743 | Well... | Well... |
48 | 00:04:05,369 | 00:04:07,537 | I just don't like your uterus. | I just don't like your uterus. |
49 | 00:04:07,913 | 00:04:08,914 | Don't get me wrong. | Don't get me wrong. |
50 | 00:04:08,997 | 00:04:12,417 | Your eggs are in great shape, but you have a T-shaped uterus. | Your eggs are in great shape, but you have a T-shaped uterus. |
51 | 00:04:12,709 | 00:04:16,004 | That combined with your advanced maternal age, | That combined with your advanced maternal age, |
52 | 00:04:16,088 | 00:04:17,798 | it's preventing proper implantation. | it's preventing proper implantation. |
53 | 00:04:17,965 | 00:04:20,759 | Why do I have this T-shaped uterus? | Why do I have this T-shaped uterus? |
54 | 00:04:20,842 | 00:04:22,844 | Well, probably has something to do with medication | Well, probably has something to do with medication |
55 | 00:04:22,928 | 00:04:25,430 | that was given to your mother when she was pregnant with you. | that was given to your mother when she was pregnant with you. |
56 | 00:04:25,514 | 00:04:27,140 | We used lot of drugs back in the '70s | We used lot of drugs back in the '70s |
57 | 00:04:27,224 | 00:04:29,851 | which we now know can cause infertility. | which we now know can cause infertility. |
58 | 00:04:30,227 | 00:04:31,436 | Infertility? | Infertility? |
59 | 00:04:31,520 | 00:04:35,816 | Yeah. I would say that your chances of conceiving are very low. | Yeah. I would say that your chances of conceiving are very low. |
60 | 00:04:35,899 | 00:04:36,858 | How low? | How low? |
61 | 00:04:36,942 | 00:04:39,069 | Well, I don't want to assign a number to it. | Well, I don't want to assign a number to it. |
62 | 00:04:39,152 | 00:04:43,031 | What would you assign it? A color, a nickname, a locker? | What would you assign it? A color, a nickname, a locker? |
63 | 00:04:43,115 | 00:04:44,157 | Okay. | Okay. |
64 | 00:04:44,574 | 00:04:46,702 | One in a million. | One in a million. |
65 | 00:04:49,288 | 00:04:51,290 | I just don't like... | I just don't like... |
66 | 00:04:51,373 | 00:04:53,292 | Don't say that again. | Don't say that again. |
67 | 00:04:56,169 | 00:04:57,337 | Come to think of it, | Come to think of it, |
68 | 00:04:57,421 | 00:05:00,465 | I did take something for liver spots when I was pregnant with you, | I did take something for liver spots when I was pregnant with you, |
69 | 00:05:00,549 | 00:05:04,594 | but I really don't see how that could cause any problems for your uterus. | but I really don't see how that could cause any problems for your uterus. |
70 | 00:05:04,678 | 00:05:05,929 | It was just a different time. | It was just a different time. |
71 | 00:05:06,013 | 00:05:08,724 | They didn't warn people about side effects. | They didn't warn people about side effects. |
72 | 00:05:08,807 | 00:05:10,017 | They warned me. | They warned me. |
73 | 00:05:10,309 | 00:05:12,769 | I think I might even have signed something. | I think I might even have signed something. |
74 | 00:05:12,853 | 00:05:13,854 | What? | What? |
75 | 00:05:13,937 | 00:05:17,107 | Kate, I was 30 years old. I was starting to get liver spots. | Kate, I was 30 years old. I was starting to get liver spots. |
76 | 00:05:17,232 | 00:05:18,275 | Liver spots! | Liver spots! |
77 | 00:05:18,525 | 00:05:21,486 | I just hope you put this baby mania to rest. | I just hope you put this baby mania to rest. |
78 | 00:05:21,570 | 00:05:22,904 | It's not mania. | It's not mania. |
79 | 00:05:22,988 | 00:05:24,489 | How many times have you tried now? | How many times have you tried now? |
80 | 00:05:24,656 | 00:05:26,241 | -Three? -Nine. | -Three? -Nine. |
81 | 00:05:26,533 | 00:05:28,160 | The last two were in vitro. | The last two were in vitro. |
82 | 00:05:28,243 | 00:05:29,453 | Have you considered adoption? | Have you considered adoption? |
83 | 00:05:29,536 | 00:05:31,538 | I have applied for an adoption, yes. | I have applied for an adoption, yes. |
84 | 00:05:31,621 | 00:05:35,292 | Kate, please don't get a black baby. | Kate, please don't get a black baby. |
85 | 00:05:36,168 | 00:05:37,711 | Well, I don't think we'll have to worry about that, | Well, I don't think we'll have to worry about that, |
86 | 00:05:37,794 | 00:05:39,796 | because for a single woman, | because for a single woman, |
87 | 00:05:39,880 | 00:05:41,798 | it can take about five years to get an adoption. | it can take about five years to get an adoption. |
88 | 00:05:41,882 | 00:05:45,343 | I've just had it with all these movie stars showing off. | I've just had it with all these movie stars showing off. |
89 | 00:05:45,427 | 00:05:47,220 | "Look at me and my black baby." | "Look at me and my black baby." |
90 | 00:05:47,721 | 00:05:50,182 | Kill me. I want you to stab me with something. | Kill me. I want you to stab me with something. |
91 | 00:05:50,474 | 00:05:53,435 | You know, Kate, not everyone is as tolerant | You know, Kate, not everyone is as tolerant |
92 | 00:05:53,518 | 00:05:56,188 | of your alternative lifestyle as we are. | of your alternative lifestyle as we are. |
93 | 00:05:57,397 | 00:05:59,274 | Being single is not an alternative lifestyle. | Being single is not an alternative lifestyle. |
94 | 00:05:59,357 | 00:06:01,276 | It is when you're 37. | It is when you're 37. |
95 | 00:06:04,071 | 00:06:05,405 | Oh, out like a light. | Oh, out like a light. |
96 | 00:06:05,489 | 00:06:07,032 | Have you thought about using a surrogate? | Have you thought about using a surrogate? |
97 | 00:06:07,115 | 00:06:08,700 | I saw a thing about it on Dateline. | I saw a thing about it on Dateline. |
98 | 00:06:08,867 | 00:06:10,702 | No, it's weird. It's for weirdos. | No, it's weird. It's for weirdos. |
99 | 00:06:10,786 | 00:06:12,037 | I'm just gonna keep trying by myself. | I'm just gonna keep trying by myself. |
100 | 00:06:12,120 | 00:06:15,290 | Kate, building a family is not like opening one of your stores. | Kate, building a family is not like opening one of your stores. |
101 | 00:06:15,874 | 00:06:18,877 | It's not an executive decision. It's real life. It's messy. | It's not an executive decision. It's real life. It's messy. |
102 | 00:06:18,960 | 00:06:22,839 | These hormone injections make me want to punch you in the face right now. | These hormone injections make me want to punch you in the face right now. |
103 | 00:06:22,923 | 00:06:24,049 | No hitting. | No hitting. |
104 | 00:06:24,132 | 00:06:25,425 | -That's right. -You're right. | -That's right. -You're right. |
105 | 00:06:25,509 | 00:06:27,427 | -There you go. -Come on. | -There you go. -Come on. |
106 | 00:06:27,511 | 00:06:29,429 | Well, how much longer are you gonna put your body through this? | Well, how much longer are you gonna put your body through this? |
107 | 00:06:30,305 | 00:06:32,057 | Look, I know for years I said I didn't want one, | Look, I know for years I said I didn't want one, |
108 | 00:06:32,140 | 00:06:33,934 | but I just woke up one day, | but I just woke up one day, |
109 | 00:06:34,017 | 00:06:36,686 | and I felt like every baby on the street was staring at me. | and I felt like every baby on the street was staring at me. |
110 | 00:06:38,730 | 00:06:41,108 | Katie's coming out of the mommy closet. | Katie's coming out of the mommy closet. |
111 | 00:06:42,651 | 00:06:43,735 | Hey, Tyler. | Hey, Tyler. |
112 | 00:06:44,236 | 00:06:46,446 | Tyler, what is this all over you? | Tyler, what is this all over you? |
113 | 00:06:46,988 | 00:06:48,490 | Is that chocolate or poop? | Is that chocolate or poop? |
114 | 00:06:49,157 | 00:06:49,991 | Huh? | Huh? |
115 | 00:06:50,075 | 00:06:51,660 | Is that chocolate or poop? | Is that chocolate or poop? |
116 | 00:06:54,037 | 00:06:55,163 | It's chocolate. | It's chocolate. |
117 | 00:06:56,957 | 00:06:58,542 | What if that had been poop? | What if that had been poop? |
118 | 00:06:58,625 | 00:07:00,627 | I told you, messy, but great. | I told you, messy, but great. |
119 | 00:07:15,434 | 00:07:16,560 | Not bad. | Not bad. |
120 | 00:07:17,018 | 00:07:18,603 | Everybody do a shot of this pea soup. | Everybody do a shot of this pea soup. |
121 | 00:07:21,648 | 00:07:25,193 | Let's go with this. Call it "Health Monster." | Let's go with this. Call it "Health Monster." |
122 | 00:07:25,735 | 00:07:26,736 | That's great. | That's great. |
123 | 00:07:27,821 | 00:07:28,780 | It's what I do. | It's what I do. |
124 | 00:07:31,199 | 00:07:32,200 | You know, | You know, |
125 | 00:07:33,869 | 00:07:36,705 | I was swimming this morning with the dolphins in Costa Rica, | I was swimming this morning with the dolphins in Costa Rica, |
126 | 00:07:36,997 | 00:07:38,081 | and I realized something. | and I realized something. |
127 | 00:07:41,376 | 00:07:42,544 | I am a great man. | I am a great man. |
128 | 00:07:43,670 | 00:07:46,047 | And great men do great things. | And great men do great things. |
129 | 00:07:47,466 | 00:07:50,051 | I want to open a flagship store right here in Philadelphia. | I want to open a flagship store right here in Philadelphia. |
130 | 00:07:50,135 | 00:07:52,137 | I want it to be the biggest store we ever built, | I want it to be the biggest store we ever built, |
131 | 00:07:52,512 | 00:07:55,557 | I want it to be made of 100% recyclable materials, | I want it to be made of 100% recyclable materials, |
132 | 00:07:55,807 | 00:07:59,019 | and I want it to be so beautiful that people want to get married in it. | and I want it to be so beautiful that people want to get married in it. |
133 | 00:08:04,065 | 00:08:05,275 | Kate, join me up here. | Kate, join me up here. |
134 | 00:08:07,360 | 00:08:09,988 | Uh... I'm wearing a dress, Barry. | Uh... I'm wearing a dress, Barry. |
135 | 00:08:10,822 | 00:08:11,781 | Won't you? | Won't you? |
136 | 00:08:12,616 | 00:08:13,533 | Sure. | Sure. |
137 | 00:08:18,955 | 00:08:20,123 | Okay. | Okay. |
138 | 00:08:26,004 | 00:08:30,217 | Kate, I want you to spearhead this as our new vice president. | Kate, I want you to spearhead this as our new vice president. |
139 | 00:08:31,593 | 00:08:35,388 | This is me transferring my success to you. | This is me transferring my success to you. |
140 | 00:08:41,561 | 00:08:42,729 | Thank you, Barry. | Thank you, Barry. |
141 | 00:08:43,855 | 00:08:44,898 | Hold on. | Hold on. |
142 | 00:08:52,697 | 00:08:53,698 | Thanks. | Thanks. |
143 | 00:08:56,159 | 00:08:57,577 | - Congratulations. - Yeah. | - Congratulations. - Yeah. |
144 | 00:08:58,828 | 00:09:00,747 | - Thank you. - Congratulations, Kate. | - Thank you. - Congratulations, Kate. |
145 | 00:09:43,248 | 00:09:45,375 | Hello. I'm Chaffee Bicknell. | Hello. I'm Chaffee Bicknell. |
146 | 00:09:46,960 | 00:09:48,712 | Oh! There's just one of you. | Oh! There's just one of you. |
147 | 00:09:48,795 | 00:09:51,673 | I thought Chaffee and Bicknell were two different people. | I thought Chaffee and Bicknell were two different people. |
148 | 00:09:56,970 | 00:09:58,013 | Come in. | Come in. |
149 | 00:10:02,767 | 00:10:05,770 | I started this business because I saw a growth market. | I started this business because I saw a growth market. |
150 | 00:10:06,021 | 00:10:08,023 | We don't do our own taxes anymore. | We don't do our own taxes anymore. |
151 | 00:10:08,106 | 00:10:09,858 | We don't program our computers. | We don't program our computers. |
152 | 00:10:09,941 | 00:10:11,151 | We outsource. | We outsource. |
153 | 00:10:11,526 | 00:10:14,279 | And what is surrogacy if not outsourcing? | And what is surrogacy if not outsourcing? |
154 | 00:10:14,362 | 00:10:16,406 | Wait. You're not saying my baby would be carried | Wait. You're not saying my baby would be carried |
155 | 00:10:16,489 | 00:10:19,618 | by some poor, underpaid woman in the third world. | by some poor, underpaid woman in the third world. |
156 | 00:10:19,826 | 00:10:20,702 | No. | No. |
157 | 00:10:27,292 | 00:10:28,793 | We're also expensive. | We're also expensive. |
158 | 00:10:29,127 | 00:10:31,212 | Our fee is $100,000. | Our fee is $100,000. |
159 | 00:10:32,172 | 00:10:35,133 | It costs more to have someone born than to have someone killed. | It costs more to have someone born than to have someone killed. |
160 | 00:10:36,051 | 00:10:36,885 | It takes longer. | It takes longer. |
161 | 00:10:37,594 | 00:10:41,348 | All of our surrogates undergo extensive background checks. | All of our surrogates undergo extensive background checks. |
162 | 00:10:41,765 | 00:10:44,517 | Criminal records, credit reports, medical histories | Criminal records, credit reports, medical histories |
163 | 00:10:44,601 | 00:10:46,186 | and psychological testing. | and psychological testing. |
164 | 00:10:46,436 | 00:10:49,272 | But why do these women do it? Is it just for the money? | But why do these women do it? Is it just for the money? |
165 | 00:10:49,564 | 00:10:51,191 | You do your job for the money, | You do your job for the money, |
166 | 00:10:51,274 | 00:10:53,652 | but I bet you love it and you're good at it. | but I bet you love it and you're good at it. |
167 | 00:10:54,694 | 00:10:56,071 | Let me ask you a question. | Let me ask you a question. |
168 | 00:10:57,197 | 00:10:58,907 | Do you plan on hiring a nanny? | Do you plan on hiring a nanny? |
169 | 00:10:58,990 | 00:11:00,742 | Of course. I have to go back to work. | Of course. I have to go back to work. |
170 | 00:11:01,326 | 00:11:02,661 | How is this any different? | How is this any different? |
171 | 00:11:02,994 | 00:11:04,663 | A nanny is someone you trust | A nanny is someone you trust |
172 | 00:11:04,746 | 00:11:07,207 | to take care of your baby after it's born. | to take care of your baby after it's born. |
173 | 00:11:07,290 | 00:11:09,376 | A surrogate mother is someone you trust | A surrogate mother is someone you trust |
174 | 00:11:09,459 | 00:11:12,087 | to take care of your baby before it's born. | to take care of your baby before it's born. |
175 | 00:11:12,504 | 00:11:15,090 | Either way it's your baby. | Either way it's your baby. |
176 | 00:11:16,424 | 00:11:17,926 | And here's my baby. | And here's my baby. |
177 | 00:11:19,135 | 00:11:22,347 | Hello, my sweetheart. Hello, little one. | Hello, my sweetheart. Hello, little one. |
178 | 00:11:22,639 | 00:11:26,810 | Oh, yes. What a good girl. Yes. | Oh, yes. What a good girl. Yes. |
179 | 00:11:28,103 | 00:11:29,562 | Everyone deserves this. | Everyone deserves this. |
180 | 00:11:29,896 | 00:11:32,857 | That's why I wanna remove the stigma from surrogacy. | That's why I wanna remove the stigma from surrogacy. |
181 | 00:11:33,191 | 00:11:36,111 | There's no wrong way to make a family. | There's no wrong way to make a family. |
182 | 00:11:36,486 | 00:11:37,570 | And you're proof of that. | And you're proof of that. |
183 | 00:11:38,196 | 00:11:39,197 | How do you mean? | How do you mean? |
184 | 00:11:39,864 | 00:11:42,784 | Just that you have this beautiful baby using surrogacy. | Just that you have this beautiful baby using surrogacy. |
185 | 00:11:42,867 | 00:11:43,701 | Oh, no. | Oh, no. |
186 | 00:11:44,035 | 00:11:46,871 | My husband and I conceived Sabrina the old-fashioned way. | My husband and I conceived Sabrina the old-fashioned way. |
187 | 00:11:47,622 | 00:11:49,332 | -But you're so... -Old? | -But you're so... -Old? |
188 | 00:11:50,333 | 00:11:52,710 | You wouldn't think so if you saw my uterus. | You wouldn't think so if you saw my uterus. |
189 | 00:11:53,128 | 00:11:56,339 | But you know what really made this little angel possible? | But you know what really made this little angel possible? |
190 | 00:11:56,923 | 00:11:58,091 | A time machine? | A time machine? |
191 | 00:11:58,383 | 00:11:59,717 | A positive attitude. | A positive attitude. |
192 | 00:12:00,218 | 00:12:02,137 | You may not have my fertile body, | You may not have my fertile body, |
193 | 00:12:02,220 | 00:12:05,390 | but with my help you can still be a mother. | but with my help you can still be a mother. |
194 | 00:12:07,392 | 00:12:08,560 | ♪ Make the cracks break Shake it till they drop ♪ | ♪ Make the cracks break Shake it till they drop ♪ |
195 | 00:12:08,643 | 00:12:10,854 | ♪ Make the booty go wah, wah, wah ♪ | ♪ Make the booty go wah, wah, wah ♪ |
196 | 00:12:10,937 | 00:12:13,314 | ♪ Make the cracks break Shake it till they drop ♪ | ♪ Make the cracks break Shake it till they drop ♪ |
197 | 00:12:13,398 | 00:12:14,858 | ♪ Make the booty go wah, wah, wah ♪ | ♪ Make the booty go wah, wah, wah ♪ |
198 | 00:12:14,941 | 00:12:15,984 | Nice. | Nice. |
199 | 00:12:16,067 | 00:12:17,110 | Yo, who you waiting on again? | Yo, who you waiting on again? |
200 | 00:12:17,569 | 00:12:18,778 | Her name's Angie. | Her name's Angie. |
201 | 00:12:18,862 | 00:12:21,656 | She's, uh... Well, she might be my surrogate mother. | She's, uh... Well, she might be my surrogate mother. |
202 | 00:12:21,739 | 00:12:23,992 | Oh, that's right. You got your baby mama coming. | Oh, that's right. You got your baby mama coming. |
203 | 00:12:24,075 | 00:12:25,660 | You know I got two baby mamas, right? | You know I got two baby mamas, right? |
204 | 00:12:25,743 | 00:12:26,703 | No, this is different. | No, this is different. |
205 | 00:12:26,786 | 00:12:28,246 | You had relationships with those women. | You had relationships with those women. |
206 | 00:12:28,329 | 00:12:29,747 | No, I had no relationships with those women. | No, I had no relationships with those women. |
207 | 00:12:29,831 | 00:12:31,875 | I had relations with those women. | I had relations with those women. |
208 | 00:12:31,958 | 00:12:35,253 | No. I'm paying her. This was set up by an agency. | No. I'm paying her. This was set up by an agency. |
209 | 00:12:35,336 | 00:12:38,298 | There are contracts involved. It's strictly business. | There are contracts involved. It's strictly business. |
210 | 00:12:38,756 | 00:12:41,718 | You pay the bills, she have the baby. That's called a baby mama. | You pay the bills, she have the baby. That's called a baby mama. |
211 | 00:12:41,801 | 00:12:43,636 | You ask any black man in Philadelphia. | You ask any black man in Philadelphia. |
212 | 00:12:47,807 | 00:12:49,309 | Yo, what if that's your baby mama? | Yo, what if that's your baby mama? |
213 | 00:12:49,601 | 00:12:50,643 | I don't think that's her. | I don't think that's her. |
214 | 00:12:50,727 | 00:12:52,979 | ♪ Here come your baby mama ♪ | ♪ Here come your baby mama ♪ |
215 | 00:12:53,313 | 00:12:54,898 | ♪ Riding a Suzuki ♪ | ♪ Riding a Suzuki ♪ |
216 | 00:12:57,734 | 00:12:59,944 | I wanna spend about 15 minutes here, | I wanna spend about 15 minutes here, |
217 | 00:13:00,028 | 00:13:03,198 | then I wanna get my picture taken punching the Rocky statue. | then I wanna get my picture taken punching the Rocky statue. |
218 | 00:13:03,448 | 00:13:04,782 | Yeah, well, you're gonna have to sketch it, | Yeah, well, you're gonna have to sketch it, |
219 | 00:13:04,866 | 00:13:06,034 | 'cause I didn't bring a camera. | 'cause I didn't bring a camera. |
220 | 00:13:06,117 | 00:13:09,120 | Okay, you did that on purpose, didn't you? Trying to sabotage my art. | Okay, you did that on purpose, didn't you? Trying to sabotage my art. |
221 | 00:13:09,204 | 00:13:10,288 | - This might be them. - All right, I'm an artist. | - This might be them. - All right, I'm an artist. |
222 | 00:13:10,371 | 00:13:12,040 | -Oscar, this might be them. -I want it to look artistic. | -Oscar, this might be them. -I want it to look artistic. |
223 | 00:13:12,123 | 00:13:13,625 | You told me to tell you when you were sounding ignorant. | You told me to tell you when you were sounding ignorant. |
224 | 00:13:13,708 | 00:13:14,751 | You're sounding ignorant. | You're sounding ignorant. |
225 | 00:13:14,834 | 00:13:15,835 | - Angie? - What? | - Angie? - What? |
226 | 00:13:16,544 | 00:13:17,629 | I'm Kate. | I'm Kate. |
227 | 00:13:17,879 | 00:13:19,172 | Oh! Hi. | Oh! Hi. |
228 | 00:13:20,590 | 00:13:22,884 | Nice to meet you. This is Carl, my husband. | Nice to meet you. This is Carl, my husband. |
229 | 00:13:22,967 | 00:13:23,968 | Common-law. | Common-law. |
230 | 00:13:24,052 | 00:13:25,512 | He always says that. | He always says that. |
231 | 00:13:26,095 | 00:13:28,097 | Well, please, come on in. | Well, please, come on in. |
232 | 00:13:30,808 | 00:13:31,893 | Thank you. | Thank you. |
233 | 00:13:33,269 | 00:13:36,231 | Listen, shut her down in drive and slam it into park | Listen, shut her down in drive and slam it into park |
234 | 00:13:36,314 | 00:13:37,565 | or it'll start smoking, okay? | or it'll start smoking, okay? |
235 | 00:13:37,649 | 00:13:38,900 | And I'll be back with this. | And I'll be back with this. |
236 | 00:13:46,199 | 00:13:48,868 | So, how long have you two been together? | So, how long have you two been together? |
237 | 00:13:49,244 | 00:13:51,454 | We met the summer after I discontinued high school. | We met the summer after I discontinued high school. |
238 | 00:13:51,538 | 00:13:52,622 | And we've been together ever since. | And we've been together ever since. |
239 | 00:13:53,748 | 00:13:55,333 | He never officially asked me to be his wife, | He never officially asked me to be his wife, |
240 | 00:13:55,416 | 00:13:57,001 | but he never asked me to not be his wife either, | but he never asked me to not be his wife either, |
241 | 00:13:57,085 | 00:13:58,962 | so things are going pretty good. | so things are going pretty good. |
242 | 00:14:01,297 | 00:14:02,173 | Uh... | Uh... |
243 | 00:14:02,382 | 00:14:05,552 | Wow. The place is amazing. | Wow. The place is amazing. |
244 | 00:14:05,760 | 00:14:06,761 | Um, let me... | Um, let me... |
245 | 00:14:06,844 | 00:14:07,845 | Beautiful. | Beautiful. |
246 | 00:14:07,971 | 00:14:12,934 | Kind of looks like Kate Hudson's New York pied-à-terre. | Kind of looks like Kate Hudson's New York pied-à-terre. |
247 | 00:14:13,977 | 00:14:16,938 | She read that somewhere. I don't think she's saying it right. | She read that somewhere. I don't think she's saying it right. |
248 | 00:14:17,146 | 00:14:18,356 | No, she's saying it right. | No, she's saying it right. |
249 | 00:14:20,441 | 00:14:22,026 | Out of all the places that we've interviewed at, | Out of all the places that we've interviewed at, |
250 | 00:14:22,110 | 00:14:23,486 | this is by far the nicest. | this is by far the nicest. |
251 | 00:14:23,987 | 00:14:26,072 | -What does your husband do? -Well, I don't have a husband. | -What does your husband do? -Well, I don't have a husband. |
252 | 00:14:26,155 | 00:14:27,115 | Huh. | Huh. |
253 | 00:14:27,407 | 00:14:28,741 | Got this place all by yourself? | Got this place all by yourself? |
254 | 00:14:29,200 | 00:14:30,451 | Must have a really fancy job. | Must have a really fancy job. |
255 | 00:14:30,535 | 00:14:33,538 | Well, I am the Vice President of Development | Well, I am the Vice President of Development |
256 | 00:14:33,621 | 00:14:34,789 | for Round Earth Foods. | for Round Earth Foods. |
257 | 00:14:34,873 | 00:14:37,083 | So you take over if the President is shot? | So you take over if the President is shot? |
258 | 00:14:37,834 | 00:14:39,085 | Well... | Well... |
259 | 00:14:40,879 | 00:14:42,881 | - I like your shirt. - Thanks. | - I like your shirt. - Thanks. |
260 | 00:14:42,964 | 00:14:46,134 | It's a shirt-vest kind of... I don't know. | It's a shirt-vest kind of... I don't know. |
261 | 00:14:46,676 | 00:14:49,554 | I just like making styles and stuff. It's something I like to do. | I just like making styles and stuff. It's something I like to do. |
262 | 00:14:51,014 | 00:14:52,682 | What, you don't get down with rap? | What, you don't get down with rap? |
263 | 00:14:52,765 | 00:14:57,478 | Uh, boy, somewhere in there I have an old Salt-n-Pepper CD. | Uh, boy, somewhere in there I have an old Salt-n-Pepper CD. |
264 | 00:14:57,854 | 00:14:58,855 | Hmm... | Hmm... |
265 | 00:15:00,273 | 00:15:02,066 | What do you do, Carl? | What do you do, Carl? |
266 | 00:15:02,150 | 00:15:04,652 | Carl is an inventor/entrepreneur. | Carl is an inventor/entrepreneur. |
267 | 00:15:04,861 | 00:15:05,778 | Yeah. | Yeah. |
268 | 00:15:05,987 | 00:15:08,072 | I'm still looking for that home run, you know. | I'm still looking for that home run, you know. |
269 | 00:15:08,364 | 00:15:12,577 | I mean, when I saw the iPod the first time, I was like... | I mean, when I saw the iPod the first time, I was like... |
270 | 00:15:13,286 | 00:15:14,787 | I mean, I could've kicked myself. | I mean, I could've kicked myself. |
271 | 00:15:14,954 | 00:15:16,331 | That was so hard on him. | That was so hard on him. |
272 | 00:15:16,414 | 00:15:18,166 | Now we're pretty tight on cash. | Now we're pretty tight on cash. |
273 | 00:15:18,750 | 00:15:20,752 | So that led you to surrogacy? | So that led you to surrogacy? |
274 | 00:15:20,835 | 00:15:21,669 | Hey, I gotta say, | Hey, I gotta say, |
275 | 00:15:22,086 | 00:15:25,131 | when I first thought about Angie carrying someone else's baby, | when I first thought about Angie carrying someone else's baby, |
276 | 00:15:25,548 | 00:15:26,799 | I felt weird about it. | I felt weird about it. |
277 | 00:15:27,592 | 00:15:29,093 | Then I thought, "Oh, my God, | Then I thought, "Oh, my God, |
278 | 00:15:29,177 | 00:15:32,180 | if my wife's gotta have sex with someone else's husband to do this..." | if my wife's gotta have sex with someone else's husband to do this..." |
279 | 00:15:32,263 | 00:15:33,848 | -Out of the question. -"...that's gonna cost extra." | -Out of the question. -"...that's gonna cost extra." |
280 | 00:15:33,932 | 00:15:35,016 | It's out of the question. | It's out of the question. |
281 | 00:15:35,850 | 00:15:37,435 | Wow. This is a nice view. | Wow. This is a nice view. |
282 | 00:15:38,436 | 00:15:39,896 | So, have you done this before? | So, have you done this before? |
283 | 00:15:40,521 | 00:15:43,441 | No. But I know I'm good at getting pregnant. | No. But I know I'm good at getting pregnant. |
284 | 00:15:43,733 | 00:15:45,360 | That's not what I'm asking about. | That's not what I'm asking about. |
285 | 00:15:45,443 | 00:15:46,611 | You know, we've all had our scares. | You know, we've all had our scares. |
286 | 00:15:46,694 | 00:15:48,446 | -No, not really. -Me neither. | -No, not really. -Me neither. |
287 | 00:15:51,824 | 00:15:54,911 | Pardon my asking this, but how many couples, women, | Pardon my asking this, but how many couples, women, |
288 | 00:15:54,994 | 00:15:58,581 | how many people are you interviewing before you make your decision? | how many people are you interviewing before you make your decision? |
289 | 00:15:59,374 | 00:16:00,208 | Um... | Um... |
290 | 00:16:00,583 | 00:16:02,502 | I guess you're like our sixth or seventh. | I guess you're like our sixth or seventh. |
291 | 00:16:02,585 | 00:16:03,419 | Uh-huh. | Uh-huh. |
292 | 00:16:03,836 | 00:16:05,129 | And how's it going? | And how's it going? |
293 | 00:16:05,546 | 00:16:06,381 | Good. | Good. |
294 | 00:16:07,548 | 00:16:09,217 | You know how in science they say that | You know how in science they say that |
295 | 00:16:09,300 | 00:16:11,386 | everybody's aura gives off a different color? | everybody's aura gives off a different color? |
296 | 00:16:12,845 | 00:16:14,055 | I can read those auras. | I can read those auras. |
297 | 00:16:14,931 | 00:16:16,599 | I'm very sensitive to people's energies. | I'm very sensitive to people's energies. |
298 | 00:16:17,392 | 00:16:19,060 | So, I meet new people and I get exhausted. | So, I meet new people and I get exhausted. |
299 | 00:16:19,394 | 00:16:20,645 | Oh, yeah. | Oh, yeah. |
300 | 00:16:21,813 | 00:16:23,272 | What color is my aura? | What color is my aura? |
301 | 00:16:23,564 | 00:16:24,440 | Let me see. | Let me see. |
302 | 00:16:27,110 | 00:16:28,987 | Sunsetty. It's like a sunset. | Sunsetty. It's like a sunset. |
303 | 00:16:29,612 | 00:16:31,447 | -I'm really digging it. -Good. | -I'm really digging it. -Good. |
304 | 00:16:31,531 | 00:16:33,116 | -Congratulations. -Good, good. | -Congratulations. -Good, good. |
305 | 00:16:33,199 | 00:16:34,200 | Really good color. | Really good color. |
306 | 00:16:34,283 | 00:16:35,451 | Well, good. | Well, good. |
307 | 00:16:35,535 | 00:16:38,162 | Because I really hope that you like me, Angie, | Because I really hope that you like me, Angie, |
308 | 00:16:38,246 | 00:16:42,250 | because I'm asking you for a very big favor, you know. | because I'm asking you for a very big favor, you know. |
309 | 00:16:42,667 | 00:16:45,795 | You have a God-given ability that I just don't have. | You have a God-given ability that I just don't have. |
310 | 00:16:46,546 | 00:16:47,672 | I know I could be good at this. | I know I could be good at this. |
311 | 00:16:48,006 | 00:16:49,048 | I think you could, too. | I think you could, too. |
312 | 00:16:49,257 | 00:16:50,842 | And, you know, it's nice to feel... | And, you know, it's nice to feel... |
313 | 00:16:51,092 | 00:16:52,719 | -Needed? -Yeah. Needed. | -Needed? -Yeah. Needed. |
314 | 00:16:52,802 | 00:16:54,095 | Important, useful? | Important, useful? |
315 | 00:16:54,178 | 00:16:55,138 | I like all those words. | I like all those words. |
316 | 00:16:55,471 | 00:16:57,974 | Yeah, well, I can't do this without you. I've tried. | Yeah, well, I can't do this without you. I've tried. |
317 | 00:16:58,224 | 00:16:59,684 | I need you, Angie. | I need you, Angie. |
318 | 00:17:04,772 | 00:17:06,024 | I'm gonna make a decision. | I'm gonna make a decision. |
319 | 00:17:06,691 | 00:17:07,900 | I made my decision. | I made my decision. |
320 | 00:17:08,818 | 00:17:09,694 | Decision made. | Decision made. |
321 | 00:17:10,278 | 00:17:13,531 | Kate, I want you to put your baby inside me. | Kate, I want you to put your baby inside me. |
322 | 00:17:14,240 | 00:17:17,744 | Angie, I'm gonna put my baby inside you. | Angie, I'm gonna put my baby inside you. |
323 | 00:17:19,287 | 00:17:20,997 | ♪ My love ♪ | ♪ My love ♪ |
324 | 00:17:21,706 | 00:17:25,585 | ♪ There's only you in my life ♪ | ♪ There's only you in my life ♪ |
325 | 00:17:26,586 | 00:17:30,256 | ♪ The only thing that's bright ♪ | ♪ The only thing that's bright ♪ |
326 | 00:17:33,134 | 00:17:35,344 | ♪ My first love ♪ | ♪ My first love ♪ |
327 | 00:17:37,138 | 00:17:41,476 | ♪ You're every breath that I take ♪ | ♪ You're every breath that I take ♪ |
328 | 00:17:42,018 | 00:17:46,481 | ♪ You're every step I make ♪ | ♪ You're every step I make ♪ |
329 | 00:17:48,316 | 00:17:51,611 | -♪ And I ♪ -♪ I ♪ | -♪ And I ♪ -♪ I ♪ |
330 | 00:17:52,403 | 00:17:55,239 | ♪ I want to share ♪ | ♪ I want to share ♪ |
331 | 00:17:55,406 | 00:18:01,079 | ♪ All my love with you ♪ | ♪ All my love with you ♪ |
332 | 00:18:02,288 | 00:18:06,000 | ♪ No one else will do... ♪ | ♪ No one else will do... ♪ |
333 | 00:18:06,459 | 00:18:09,212 | This stuff is good. What's the street name for this? | This stuff is good. What's the street name for this? |
334 | 00:18:09,337 | 00:18:12,298 | -♪ And your eyes ♪ -♪ Your eyes, your eyes ♪ | -♪ And your eyes ♪ -♪ Your eyes, your eyes ♪ |
335 | 00:18:12,757 | 00:18:17,220 | ♪ They tell me how much you care ♪ | ♪ They tell me how much you care ♪ |
336 | 00:18:18,596 | 00:18:20,848 | ♪ Ooh yes ♪ | ♪ Ooh yes ♪ |
337 | 00:18:21,682 | 00:18:26,312 | ♪ You will always be ♪ | ♪ You will always be ♪ |
338 | 00:18:27,522 | 00:18:30,149 | ♪ My endless love ♪ | ♪ My endless love ♪ |
339 | 00:18:30,233 | 00:18:31,442 | So as you can see, | So as you can see, |
340 | 00:18:31,526 | 00:18:33,903 | we've transferred three of Kate's fertilized eggs | we've transferred three of Kate's fertilized eggs |
341 | 00:18:33,986 | 00:18:35,530 | to your womb, Angie. | to your womb, Angie. |
342 | 00:18:35,613 | 00:18:37,490 | Now with the hormones you've been taking, | Now with the hormones you've been taking, |
343 | 00:18:37,573 | 00:18:40,284 | the probability of success is about 60%. | the probability of success is about 60%. |
344 | 00:18:41,119 | 00:18:44,330 | You should continue taking the hormones and get as much rest as possible. | You should continue taking the hormones and get as much rest as possible. |
345 | 00:18:44,413 | 00:18:47,708 | And in about two weeks, you can take a home pregnancy test. | And in about two weeks, you can take a home pregnancy test. |
346 | 00:18:51,462 | 00:18:52,630 | I live right here. | I live right here. |
347 | 00:19:08,020 | 00:19:09,564 | Thanks for driving me all the way home. | Thanks for driving me all the way home. |
348 | 00:19:09,939 | 00:19:12,400 | Carl couldn't leave the house 'cause he's trying to win a radio contest. | Carl couldn't leave the house 'cause he's trying to win a radio contest. |
349 | 00:19:12,483 | 00:19:14,068 | Well, I would've offered to do it anyway. | Well, I would've offered to do it anyway. |
350 | 00:19:14,360 | 00:19:16,028 | Here, let me give you some money for gas. | Here, let me give you some money for gas. |
351 | 00:19:16,487 | 00:19:18,364 | No, no, please. It's my treat. | No, no, please. It's my treat. |
352 | 00:19:18,447 | 00:19:19,323 | Really? | Really? |
353 | 00:19:19,532 | 00:19:21,159 | Of course. Angie, you don't understand. | Of course. Angie, you don't understand. |
354 | 00:19:21,242 | 00:19:23,369 | I want to be there for you every step of the way. | I want to be there for you every step of the way. |
355 | 00:19:26,956 | 00:19:29,083 | I hope you don't mind. I bought you some groceries. | I hope you don't mind. I bought you some groceries. |
356 | 00:19:29,167 | 00:19:31,085 | I thought you might want to start eating organic. | I thought you might want to start eating organic. |
357 | 00:19:31,169 | 00:19:34,380 | Eh. That crap is for rich people who hate themselves. | Eh. That crap is for rich people who hate themselves. |
358 | 00:19:35,256 | 00:19:36,841 | Sorry, this place is such a mess. | Sorry, this place is such a mess. |
359 | 00:19:36,924 | 00:19:38,301 | I haven't had time to clean up. | I haven't had time to clean up. |
360 | 00:19:38,843 | 00:19:42,305 | No, it has a nice old-timey smell. | No, it has a nice old-timey smell. |
361 | 00:19:44,432 | 00:19:45,433 | Is that an alligator? | Is that an alligator? |
362 | 00:19:45,516 | 00:19:48,060 | Oh, Hellboy? No, that's Carl's iguana. | Oh, Hellboy? No, that's Carl's iguana. |
363 | 00:19:48,644 | 00:19:52,523 | Great. Well, I'm gonna put this fruit in your refrigerator. | Great. Well, I'm gonna put this fruit in your refrigerator. |
364 | 00:19:56,444 | 00:19:57,528 | That's the song! | That's the song! |
365 | 00:19:58,821 | 00:20:02,116 | When they play "Red Red Wine," you gotta be the 103.7th caller. | When they play "Red Red Wine," you gotta be the 103.7th caller. |
366 | 00:20:02,909 | 00:20:04,619 | - What up, baby lady? - Hello. | - What up, baby lady? - Hello. |
367 | 00:20:04,702 | 00:20:06,037 | Shut the door, Carl! | Shut the door, Carl! |
368 | 00:20:06,120 | 00:20:07,622 | How am I gonna talk through a door? | How am I gonna talk through a door? |
369 | 00:20:07,705 | 00:20:09,874 | How can you be the 103.7th caller? | How can you be the 103.7th caller? |
370 | 00:20:09,957 | 00:20:12,793 | Angie, I don't have time to explain arithmetic to you. | Angie, I don't have time to explain arithmetic to you. |
371 | 00:20:12,877 | 00:20:14,212 | That don't make no sense. | That don't make no sense. |
372 | 00:20:14,295 | 00:20:15,922 | I will see you in two weeks. Please try to get some... | I will see you in two weeks. Please try to get some... |
373 | 00:20:16,005 | 00:20:17,340 | Would you grab my smokes? | Would you grab my smokes? |
374 | 00:20:17,840 | 00:20:19,759 | You know you're not supposed to smoke in front of me. | You know you're not supposed to smoke in front of me. |
375 | 00:20:19,842 | 00:20:20,760 | I'm trying to quit. | I'm trying to quit. |
376 | 00:20:20,843 | 00:20:22,595 | -...rest. Try to get some rest. -Yeah, that's your situation, all right? | -...rest. Try to get some rest. -Yeah, that's your situation, all right? |
377 | 00:20:22,762 | 00:20:25,723 | I'm in here trying to win us Arena football tickets. | I'm in here trying to win us Arena football tickets. |
378 | 00:20:26,390 | 00:20:27,808 | Close the door, Carl. | Close the door, Carl. |
379 | 00:20:28,351 | 00:20:29,685 | So, what we're looking for | So, what we're looking for |
380 | 00:20:29,769 | 00:20:33,773 | is at least 15,000 square feet in the next cool neighborhood. | is at least 15,000 square feet in the next cool neighborhood. |
381 | 00:20:33,856 | 00:20:35,399 | It can be open lots. | It can be open lots. |
382 | 00:20:35,483 | 00:20:37,652 | It can be buildings that we buy and tear down, | It can be buildings that we buy and tear down, |
383 | 00:20:37,735 | 00:20:38,986 | although no historic buildings. | although no historic buildings. |
384 | 00:20:39,070 | 00:20:41,530 | We want to be perceived as enhancing the neighborhood, | We want to be perceived as enhancing the neighborhood, |
385 | 00:20:41,614 | 00:20:43,115 | not destroying its character. | not destroying its character. |
386 | 00:20:43,449 | 00:20:45,993 | Oh, also, Barry would like to use | Oh, also, Barry would like to use |
387 | 00:20:46,077 | 00:20:49,288 | mostly found and recycled materials. | mostly found and recycled materials. |
388 | 00:20:49,372 | 00:20:51,540 | So that's gonna affect us, zoning-wise. | So that's gonna affect us, zoning-wise. |
389 | 00:20:52,208 | 00:20:54,418 | I don't care what we spend, but we have to get it right. | I don't care what we spend, but we have to get it right. |
390 | 00:21:14,230 | 00:21:16,649 | Shannon! Dante! Anybody? | Shannon! Dante! Anybody? |
391 | 00:21:18,401 | 00:21:19,235 | Guess not. | Guess not. |
392 | 00:21:21,404 | 00:21:22,280 | Sorry about that. | Sorry about that. |
393 | 00:21:22,363 | 00:21:24,573 | Welcome to Super Fruity. What can I get you? | Welcome to Super Fruity. What can I get you? |
394 | 00:21:25,116 | 00:21:28,160 | {\an8}Does the "Orange You Glad I Didn't Say Banana?" | {\an8}Does the "Orange You Glad I Didn't Say Banana?" |
395 | 00:21:28,286 | 00:21:30,204 | {\an8}in fact contain banana? | {\an8}in fact contain banana? |
396 | 00:21:30,913 | 00:21:32,873 | Yeah. Yeah, but it's a good question. | Yeah. Yeah, but it's a good question. |
397 | 00:21:32,957 | 00:21:36,127 | I think the name's a little more clever than it is informative. | I think the name's a little more clever than it is informative. |
398 | 00:21:36,210 | 00:21:37,420 | Well, I will try it. | Well, I will try it. |
399 | 00:21:37,837 | 00:21:38,838 | Okay. | Okay. |
400 | 00:21:40,256 | 00:21:42,383 | Hey, I'm looking for a new apartment. | Hey, I'm looking for a new apartment. |
401 | 00:21:42,591 | 00:21:44,218 | What is your read on this neighborhood? | What is your read on this neighborhood? |
402 | 00:21:44,302 | 00:21:48,347 | The neighborhood's good. It's good. It's changing a lot. | The neighborhood's good. It's good. It's changing a lot. |
403 | 00:21:48,681 | 00:21:50,516 | A lot of condos going up. | A lot of condos going up. |
404 | 00:21:50,683 | 00:21:52,935 | The real estate people are trying to give it one of those | The real estate people are trying to give it one of those |
405 | 00:21:54,603 | 00:21:56,731 | clever names, they call it WeBeSoCa, | clever names, they call it WeBeSoCa, |
406 | 00:21:56,814 | 00:22:00,609 | which is Webster, south of Catherine, I guess. | which is Webster, south of Catherine, I guess. |
407 | 00:22:01,444 | 00:22:02,486 | How's business? | How's business? |
408 | 00:22:03,321 | 00:22:04,613 | Uh, it's... | Uh, it's... |
409 | 00:22:05,990 | 00:22:07,533 | It's a little slow. | It's a little slow. |
410 | 00:22:07,616 | 00:22:11,620 | But kind of tough, you know, going up against the man. | But kind of tough, you know, going up against the man. |
411 | 00:22:12,371 | 00:22:13,331 | The cops? | The cops? |
412 | 00:22:13,414 | 00:22:14,248 | Jamba Juice. | Jamba Juice. |
413 | 00:22:14,623 | 00:22:16,709 | -Jamba Juice is the man? -Yeah. | -Jamba Juice is the man? -Yeah. |
414 | 00:22:17,001 | 00:22:18,252 | Corporate juice pimps. | Corporate juice pimps. |
415 | 00:22:18,336 | 00:22:20,463 | Thought you should know, and you'll feel free to tell your friends. | Thought you should know, and you'll feel free to tell your friends. |
416 | 00:22:20,629 | 00:22:22,340 | Oh. Okay. I will tell them. | Oh. Okay. I will tell them. |
417 | 00:22:25,468 | 00:22:27,845 | Okay, now. You have a super fruity day. | Okay, now. You have a super fruity day. |
418 | 00:22:32,933 | 00:22:34,018 | I want you to start finding out | I want you to start finding out |
419 | 00:22:34,101 | 00:22:39,148 | what's available between the 1500 block and 1800 block of West Catherine Street. | what's available between the 1500 block and 1800 block of West Catherine Street. |
420 | 00:22:40,649 | 00:22:41,859 | Ron, I gotta call you back. | Ron, I gotta call you back. |
421 | 00:22:42,985 | 00:22:44,445 | -Angie? -Hi, it's Angie. | -Angie? -Hi, it's Angie. |
422 | 00:22:44,528 | 00:22:46,781 | I know. I know. So, any news? | I know. I know. So, any news? |
423 | 00:22:47,031 | 00:22:49,909 | Well, I peed on one of those stick thingies, and it said "Yes." | Well, I peed on one of those stick thingies, and it said "Yes." |
424 | 00:22:51,410 | 00:22:53,037 | Angie, that is just the greatest news! | Angie, that is just the greatest news! |
425 | 00:22:53,120 | 00:22:54,497 | That's just unbelievably great. | That's just unbelievably great. |
426 | 00:22:54,580 | 00:22:55,706 | Yeah, yeah. | Yeah, yeah. |
427 | 00:22:56,373 | 00:22:57,583 | Thank you so much, Angie. | Thank you so much, Angie. |
428 | 00:22:57,666 | 00:23:00,836 | If you need anything, anything at all, you let me know, okay? | If you need anything, anything at all, you let me know, okay? |
429 | 00:23:01,212 | 00:23:02,296 | Yeah, okay. I will. | Yeah, okay. I will. |
430 | 00:23:04,215 | 00:23:05,800 | I'm having a baby! | I'm having a baby! |
431 | 00:23:23,359 | 00:23:24,360 | Honey! | Honey! |
432 | 00:23:34,286 | 00:23:35,204 | Hello. | Hello. |
433 | 00:23:35,496 | 00:23:37,331 | What if the baby's a hermaphrodite? | What if the baby's a hermaphrodite? |
434 | 00:23:37,414 | 00:23:38,332 | What? | What? |
435 | 00:23:38,457 | 00:23:39,959 | A chick with a dick. | A chick with a dick. |
436 | 00:23:40,084 | 00:23:42,419 | I heard it happens to about two percent of babies. | I heard it happens to about two percent of babies. |
437 | 00:23:42,837 | 00:23:44,130 | Well, that's crazy. | Well, that's crazy. |
438 | 00:23:44,213 | 00:23:46,632 | That would mean that ten people from our high school were hermaphrodites. | That would mean that ten people from our high school were hermaphrodites. |
439 | 00:23:46,715 | 00:23:48,926 | -Mommy. Mommy. Mommy. Mommy. -No, that sounds about right, actually. | -Mommy. Mommy. Mommy. Mommy. -No, that sounds about right, actually. |
440 | 00:23:49,510 | 00:23:51,762 | You can't solve problems by worrying about them. | You can't solve problems by worrying about them. |
441 | 00:23:52,138 | 00:23:52,972 | Is that Alex? | Is that Alex? |
442 | 00:23:53,055 | 00:23:54,682 | What does she want for her birthday? | What does she want for her birthday? |
443 | 00:23:54,765 | 00:23:57,810 | Karaoke Revolution or a cell phone. | Karaoke Revolution or a cell phone. |
444 | 00:23:58,144 | 00:23:59,478 | She's four. | She's four. |
445 | 00:24:00,437 | 00:24:03,399 | Do you think it's too much if I ask Angie to call me every day? | Do you think it's too much if I ask Angie to call me every day? |
446 | 00:24:03,566 | 00:24:05,192 | She just seems so chaotic. | She just seems so chaotic. |
447 | 00:24:05,442 | 00:24:06,610 | I don't know if she's eating right. | I don't know if she's eating right. |
448 | 00:24:06,694 | 00:24:07,945 | Is she getting enough exercise? | Is she getting enough exercise? |
449 | 00:24:08,195 | 00:24:09,363 | Is she moving around too much? | Is she moving around too much? |
450 | 00:24:09,905 | 00:24:11,073 | You're only six weeks in. | You're only six weeks in. |
451 | 00:24:11,157 | 00:24:13,909 | You can't put her in a cage and force-feed her. | You can't put her in a cage and force-feed her. |
452 | 00:24:13,993 | 00:24:14,910 | I know. I know. | I know. I know. |
453 | 00:24:15,244 | 00:24:16,162 | Expecting a baby? | Expecting a baby? |
454 | 00:24:17,163 | 00:24:18,998 | Did I tell you? I found a location for the new store. | Did I tell you? I found a location for the new store. |
455 | 00:24:19,123 | 00:24:20,207 | Yeah, I have to pitch it tomorrow. | Yeah, I have to pitch it tomorrow. |
456 | 00:24:20,291 | 00:24:21,375 | It's gonna be a girl. | It's gonna be a girl. |
457 | 00:24:21,458 | 00:24:23,085 | That's what's making your hair so dry. | That's what's making your hair so dry. |
458 | 00:24:23,836 | 00:24:24,879 | Cash or credit? | Cash or credit? |
459 | 00:24:25,421 | 00:24:26,338 | Cash. | Cash. |
460 | 00:24:45,983 | 00:24:46,984 | Oscar? | Oscar? |
461 | 00:24:50,446 | 00:24:51,780 | You got baby mama drama. | You got baby mama drama. |
462 | 00:24:52,198 | 00:24:53,699 | Hey, I left Carl. | Hey, I left Carl. |
463 | 00:24:54,992 | 00:24:58,412 | I found out he was effing around on me, so we got into a huge fight. | I found out he was effing around on me, so we got into a huge fight. |
464 | 00:24:58,495 | 00:24:59,872 | Things got really physical. | Things got really physical. |
465 | 00:25:00,247 | 00:25:01,332 | Oh, my God. Are you okay? | Oh, my God. Are you okay? |
466 | 00:25:01,415 | 00:25:02,708 | Yeah. I didn't hit him too hard. | Yeah. I didn't hit him too hard. |
467 | 00:25:03,209 | 00:25:05,586 | Hey, I brought you a picture of the baby. | Hey, I brought you a picture of the baby. |
468 | 00:25:05,669 | 00:25:07,171 | You know, an ultrasound picture. | You know, an ultrasound picture. |
469 | 00:25:08,130 | 00:25:09,256 | Oh, my gosh. | Oh, my gosh. |
470 | 00:25:12,343 | 00:25:13,510 | Looks like a squirrel. | Looks like a squirrel. |
471 | 00:25:15,095 | 00:25:16,889 | A cute, cute squirrel. | A cute, cute squirrel. |
472 | 00:25:17,306 | 00:25:19,558 | Anyway, it's kind of early, so you can't really see anything, | Anyway, it's kind of early, so you can't really see anything, |
473 | 00:25:19,642 | 00:25:22,478 | but they took a picture of it just to make sure it's growing right. | but they took a picture of it just to make sure it's growing right. |
474 | 00:25:22,561 | 00:25:23,812 | They said all the parts are good. | They said all the parts are good. |
475 | 00:25:23,896 | 00:25:25,522 | Why didn't you tell me? I would've been there. | Why didn't you tell me? I would've been there. |
476 | 00:25:26,106 | 00:25:28,067 | I didn't want to bother you. | I didn't want to bother you. |
477 | 00:25:37,826 | 00:25:40,537 | Don't worry. This couch is more comfortable than it looks. | Don't worry. This couch is more comfortable than it looks. |
478 | 00:25:40,621 | 00:25:44,917 | I also put a stack of clean towels for you in the bathroom. | I also put a stack of clean towels for you in the bathroom. |
479 | 00:25:45,000 | 00:25:46,794 | And, oh, do you need a toothbrush? | And, oh, do you need a toothbrush? |
480 | 00:25:47,503 | 00:25:50,631 | Because I have some extras that I keep for houseguests. | Because I have some extras that I keep for houseguests. |
481 | 00:25:57,930 | 00:25:59,181 | Good night, squirrel. | Good night, squirrel. |
482 | 00:26:07,022 | 00:26:10,234 | What we have here is our Boo Boo Buster No-Slam Door, okay? | What we have here is our Boo Boo Buster No-Slam Door, okay? |
483 | 00:26:10,317 | 00:26:11,277 | Watch how this works. | Watch how this works. |
484 | 00:26:11,360 | 00:26:14,488 | You can just slam it. It bounces right back. | You can just slam it. It bounces right back. |
485 | 00:26:14,571 | 00:26:16,323 | So you can put your fingers right on in there, and it wouldn't... | So you can put your fingers right on in there, and it wouldn't... |
486 | 00:26:16,657 | 00:26:18,117 | Not you, it'll only work for baby fingers. | Not you, it'll only work for baby fingers. |
487 | 00:26:18,742 | 00:26:19,785 | -Okay. -Okay? | -Okay. -Okay? |
488 | 00:26:21,495 | 00:26:23,831 | Also included in your premium package, | Also included in your premium package, |
489 | 00:26:23,914 | 00:26:26,375 | we have child protection everywhere. | we have child protection everywhere. |
490 | 00:26:27,918 | 00:26:30,713 | The doors, the door handles, you have the cabinets, | The doors, the door handles, you have the cabinets, |
491 | 00:26:32,047 | 00:26:35,092 | caps all over the outlets, cabinets, everything. | caps all over the outlets, cabinets, everything. |
492 | 00:26:35,175 | 00:26:37,720 | It's just babyproof all over the place. | It's just babyproof all over the place. |
493 | 00:26:37,803 | 00:26:40,306 | Shouldn't be a problem for anybody over the age of seven. | Shouldn't be a problem for anybody over the age of seven. |
494 | 00:26:46,895 | 00:26:48,230 | You sure have done a great job | You sure have done a great job |
495 | 00:26:48,314 | 00:26:49,773 | getting an early jump on your babyproofing. | getting an early jump on your babyproofing. |
496 | 00:26:50,065 | 00:26:51,317 | Well, you guys are the best in the city, | Well, you guys are the best in the city, |
497 | 00:26:51,400 | 00:26:52,901 | and I didn't want to risk being on a waiting list. | and I didn't want to risk being on a waiting list. |
498 | 00:26:52,985 | 00:26:56,363 | True. But you can't be no more than three, four months pregnant. | True. But you can't be no more than three, four months pregnant. |
499 | 00:27:08,000 | 00:27:09,626 | There's something wrong with your toilet. | There's something wrong with your toilet. |
500 | 00:27:10,669 | 00:27:12,546 | I'm sorry I broke one of your rules. | I'm sorry I broke one of your rules. |
501 | 00:27:12,713 | 00:27:13,839 | You peed in the sink. | You peed in the sink. |
502 | 00:27:13,922 | 00:27:15,215 | Isn't that against everyone's rules? | Isn't that against everyone's rules? |
503 | 00:27:15,299 | 00:27:17,676 | Only a crazy person locks their toilet. | Only a crazy person locks their toilet. |
504 | 00:27:17,760 | 00:27:19,762 | It's for the baby. It's safe. | It's for the baby. It's safe. |
505 | 00:27:19,928 | 00:27:21,263 | Please don't touch anything else. | Please don't touch anything else. |
506 | 00:27:33,233 | 00:27:34,860 | I'm here. I'm here. I'm sorry. | I'm here. I'm here. I'm sorry. |
507 | 00:27:35,194 | 00:27:36,737 | Forty-five minutes late. This isn't like you. | Forty-five minutes late. This isn't like you. |
508 | 00:27:36,820 | 00:27:39,573 | I'm sorry, Barry. I'm just a little out of whack today. | I'm sorry, Barry. I'm just a little out of whack today. |
509 | 00:27:39,656 | 00:27:41,909 | Want me to get Dr. Gary down here? Give you a shot of bee pollen? | Want me to get Dr. Gary down here? Give you a shot of bee pollen? |
510 | 00:27:41,992 | 00:27:44,078 | No, thank you. I'm good. Let's do this. | No, thank you. I'm good. Let's do this. |
511 | 00:27:44,161 | 00:27:45,704 | Thank you for waiting, everyone. | Thank you for waiting, everyone. |
512 | 00:27:46,246 | 00:27:48,999 | This may look like a dilapidated warehouse... | This may look like a dilapidated warehouse... |
513 | 00:27:50,167 | 00:27:52,461 | ♪ Lady Luck gets on my side ♪ | ♪ Lady Luck gets on my side ♪ |
514 | 00:27:52,544 | 00:27:54,963 | ♪ We're gonna rock this town alive ♪ | ♪ We're gonna rock this town alive ♪ |
515 | 00:27:55,839 | 00:27:56,965 | ♪ I'll let her rough me up... ♪ | ♪ I'll let her rough me up... ♪ |
516 | 00:27:57,091 | 00:27:58,050 | Thanks, Oscar. | Thanks, Oscar. |
517 | 00:27:58,133 | 00:27:59,134 | ♪ She knocks me out ♪ | ♪ She knocks me out ♪ |
518 | 00:27:59,218 | 00:28:02,721 | ♪ She walks like she talks Like she talks, like she walks ♪ | ♪ She walks like she talks Like she talks, like she walks ♪ |
519 | 00:28:02,805 | 00:28:04,014 | ♪ She bangs, she bangs... ♪ | ♪ She bangs, she bangs... ♪ |
520 | 00:28:04,098 | 00:28:05,599 | -Hey. -What are you doing? | -Hey. -What are you doing? |
521 | 00:28:06,308 | 00:28:07,393 | What is this mess? | What is this mess? |
522 | 00:28:07,476 | 00:28:08,519 | ♪ Oh, baby, she moves, she moves... ♪ | ♪ Oh, baby, she moves, she moves... ♪ |
523 | 00:28:08,602 | 00:28:10,604 | This game is awesome. Where did you get this? | This game is awesome. Where did you get this? |
524 | 00:28:10,687 | 00:28:12,898 | That's supposed to be my niece's birthday present. | That's supposed to be my niece's birthday present. |
525 | 00:28:12,981 | 00:28:14,024 | Oh, sorry. | Oh, sorry. |
526 | 00:28:14,108 | 00:28:15,567 | Angie, what kind of food is this for a pregnant woman? | Angie, what kind of food is this for a pregnant woman? |
527 | 00:28:15,651 | 00:28:19,363 | Dr. Pepper, Pringles, Tastykakes? | Dr. Pepper, Pringles, Tastykakes? |
528 | 00:28:20,906 | 00:28:21,949 | Red Bull? | Red Bull? |
529 | 00:28:22,533 | 00:28:24,618 | Angie, Red Bull? | Angie, Red Bull? |
530 | 00:28:25,077 | 00:28:28,497 | You have to remember that you are carrying something very precious. | You have to remember that you are carrying something very precious. |
531 | 00:28:28,580 | 00:28:30,124 | -Like a little puppy. -Yeah. | -Like a little puppy. -Yeah. |
532 | 00:28:30,207 | 00:28:31,083 | Yeah. Or a baby. | Yeah. Or a baby. |
533 | 00:28:31,458 | 00:28:35,712 | What you eat, the baby eats. What you listen to, the baby listens to. | What you eat, the baby eats. What you listen to, the baby listens to. |
534 | 00:28:36,171 | 00:28:38,215 | If you listen to DMX, the baby comes out going... | If you listen to DMX, the baby comes out going... |
535 | 00:28:41,802 | 00:28:42,803 | Are those cigarettes? | Are those cigarettes? |
536 | 00:28:43,137 | 00:28:44,263 | What? No. Where? | What? No. Where? |
537 | 00:28:44,346 | 00:28:46,974 | Do you know how stupid it is to smoke at all, | Do you know how stupid it is to smoke at all, |
538 | 00:28:47,057 | 00:28:48,475 | let alone when you are pregnant? | let alone when you are pregnant? |
539 | 00:28:48,559 | 00:28:50,144 | I'm not smoking. I swear, I'm not... | I'm not smoking. I swear, I'm not... |
540 | 00:28:53,981 | 00:28:55,190 | Why would you answer my phone? | Why would you answer my phone? |
541 | 00:28:56,275 | 00:28:57,901 | - Hello. - Kate, we're moving forward. | - Hello. - Kate, we're moving forward. |
542 | 00:28:58,026 | 00:29:00,404 | I think that that is a great decision, Barry. | I think that that is a great decision, Barry. |
543 | 00:29:00,654 | 00:29:04,241 | Yes, let's get those facts and figures, Barry, into the idea machine. | Yes, let's get those facts and figures, Barry, into the idea machine. |
544 | 00:29:04,700 | 00:29:05,951 | We should close in a couple of weeks. | We should close in a couple of weeks. |
545 | 00:29:06,034 | 00:29:07,703 | I want you to put together a press conference. | I want you to put together a press conference. |
546 | 00:29:07,995 | 00:29:10,748 | How about we start with a little community outreach | How about we start with a little community outreach |
547 | 00:29:10,831 | 00:29:12,624 | and get the people in the neighborhood on our side, | and get the people in the neighborhood on our side, |
548 | 00:29:12,708 | 00:29:14,626 | and then let the press find us? | and then let the press find us? |
549 | 00:29:14,710 | 00:29:17,004 | That's why I'm a genius for hiring people like you. | That's why I'm a genius for hiring people like you. |
550 | 00:29:20,382 | 00:29:21,341 | All right, you. | All right, you. |
551 | 00:29:22,468 | 00:29:24,803 | My job gives me access to the most nutritious, | My job gives me access to the most nutritious, |
552 | 00:29:24,887 | 00:29:25,971 | chemical-free food in the world. | chemical-free food in the world. |
553 | 00:29:26,054 | 00:29:29,433 | I don't want my kid born addicted to high-fructose corn syrup. | I don't want my kid born addicted to high-fructose corn syrup. |
554 | 00:29:29,516 | 00:29:33,103 | There is a thing called being too healthy. | There is a thing called being too healthy. |
555 | 00:29:33,187 | 00:29:34,104 | That's what killed Bruce Lee. | That's what killed Bruce Lee. |
556 | 00:29:34,188 | 00:29:36,523 | Really? Where did you read that? The Weekly World Dum-Dum? | Really? Where did you read that? The Weekly World Dum-Dum? |
557 | 00:29:37,524 | 00:29:41,570 | All right. This is your folic acid and this is your prenatal vitamin. | All right. This is your folic acid and this is your prenatal vitamin. |
558 | 00:29:42,070 | 00:29:43,071 | You're serious about this? | You're serious about this? |
559 | 00:29:43,405 | 00:29:44,907 | I don't want my baby to have a pinhead. | I don't want my baby to have a pinhead. |
560 | 00:29:46,533 | 00:29:47,367 | I can't do it. | I can't do it. |
561 | 00:29:48,285 | 00:29:50,037 | I got it. It's going... | I got it. It's going... |
562 | 00:29:50,746 | 00:29:51,830 | I can't swallow it. | I can't swallow it. |
563 | 00:29:56,376 | 00:29:57,377 | What is this? | What is this? |
564 | 00:29:57,461 | 00:29:58,587 | Water. | Water. |
565 | 00:29:58,670 | 00:30:00,088 | It's horrible! | It's horrible! |
566 | 00:30:03,091 | 00:30:04,593 | -I need a... -No, I can't put it in your butt. | -I need a... -No, I can't put it in your butt. |
567 | 00:30:05,093 | 00:30:07,012 | Angie, cats can do this. Come on. | Angie, cats can do this. Come on. |
568 | 00:30:07,346 | 00:30:09,139 | -It's in there. -Just try. | -It's in there. -Just try. |
569 | 00:30:09,473 | 00:30:10,307 | Just relax. | Just relax. |
570 | 00:30:10,724 | 00:30:13,435 | Close your eyes, open your mouth, | Close your eyes, open your mouth, |
571 | 00:30:14,436 | 00:30:16,855 | and do it! Swallow it. | and do it! Swallow it. |
572 | 00:30:16,939 | 00:30:19,066 | Take it. There you go! You did it. | Take it. There you go! You did it. |
573 | 00:30:21,568 | 00:30:22,820 | I'm just like a lot of you. | I'm just like a lot of you. |
574 | 00:30:23,529 | 00:30:27,491 | I grew up at 52nd and Walnut. I attended West Philly High. | I grew up at 52nd and Walnut. I attended West Philly High. |
575 | 00:30:28,450 | 00:30:31,370 | I smoked a joint with Hall & Oates during the bicentennial, all of that. | I smoked a joint with Hall & Oates during the bicentennial, all of that. |
576 | 00:30:31,453 | 00:30:33,288 | But unlike a lot of you, | But unlike a lot of you, |
577 | 00:30:33,956 | 00:30:35,916 | I have since traveled the world. | I have since traveled the world. |
578 | 00:30:36,625 | 00:30:39,503 | I've had papaya on the beach at Virgin Gorda. | I've had papaya on the beach at Virgin Gorda. |
579 | 00:30:40,337 | 00:30:43,549 | I've toasted pine nuts at the mouth of an active volcano. | I've toasted pine nuts at the mouth of an active volcano. |
580 | 00:30:44,466 | 00:30:48,470 | I sat down with Native Americans and had some amazing salmon. | I sat down with Native Americans and had some amazing salmon. |
581 | 00:30:49,721 | 00:30:52,224 | And I'm here to share my experiences with you. | And I'm here to share my experiences with you. |
582 | 00:30:52,307 | 00:30:54,810 | You know, I was talking to Jimmy Buffett this morning about trans fats... | You know, I was talking to Jimmy Buffett this morning about trans fats... |
583 | 00:30:54,893 | 00:30:56,436 | Barry, the time. | Barry, the time. |
584 | 00:30:57,855 | 00:30:59,481 | Well, I'm sorry I can't stay longer, | Well, I'm sorry I can't stay longer, |
585 | 00:30:59,565 | 00:31:01,733 | but I have to swing by my son's graduation. | but I have to swing by my son's graduation. |
586 | 00:31:01,817 | 00:31:02,985 | So I will turn you over | So I will turn you over |
587 | 00:31:03,068 | 00:31:05,320 | to our Vice President of Development, Ms. Kate Holbrook. | to our Vice President of Development, Ms. Kate Holbrook. |
588 | 00:31:11,034 | 00:31:12,035 | Good morning and thank you... | Good morning and thank you... |
589 | 00:31:12,119 | 00:31:13,161 | Will there be pedestrian access during construction? | Will there be pedestrian access during construction? |
590 | 00:31:13,245 | 00:31:15,247 | How can you charge four dollars for one mango? | How can you charge four dollars for one mango? |
591 | 00:31:15,330 | 00:31:16,707 | What's your carbon footprint? | What's your carbon footprint? |
592 | 00:31:16,790 | 00:31:19,668 | Okay, how about we line up down front here at the microphone? | Okay, how about we line up down front here at the microphone? |
593 | 00:31:19,751 | 00:31:21,503 | And I can take your questions... | And I can take your questions... |
594 | 00:31:21,587 | 00:31:24,006 | And I can take your questions one at a time. | And I can take your questions one at a time. |
595 | 00:31:25,549 | 00:31:26,633 | Hi. | Hi. |
596 | 00:31:27,885 | 00:31:31,722 | Rob Ackerman, WeBeSoCa Small Business Owners' Association, | Rob Ackerman, WeBeSoCa Small Business Owners' Association, |
597 | 00:31:31,805 | 00:31:35,225 | and I also own Super Fruity Smoothies. | and I also own Super Fruity Smoothies. |
598 | 00:31:35,309 | 00:31:36,393 | It's like Jamba Juice. | It's like Jamba Juice. |
599 | 00:31:37,060 | 00:31:40,147 | No, it's not. It's not like Jamba Juice at all. | No, it's not. It's not like Jamba Juice at all. |
600 | 00:31:41,607 | 00:31:42,733 | I think you've been to my store. | I think you've been to my store. |
601 | 00:31:43,025 | 00:31:44,610 | Yes, I have. I remember. | Yes, I have. I remember. |
602 | 00:31:44,693 | 00:31:46,737 | Did you ever find that apartment you were looking for? | Did you ever find that apartment you were looking for? |
603 | 00:31:47,404 | 00:31:49,698 | Not yet. No. | Not yet. No. |
604 | 00:31:50,157 | 00:31:52,743 | Here's my question. Exactly what portion of your profits | Here's my question. Exactly what portion of your profits |
605 | 00:31:52,826 | 00:31:53,952 | are gonna go towards rebuilding | are gonna go towards rebuilding |
606 | 00:31:54,036 | 00:31:56,622 | and the revitalization of our community? | and the revitalization of our community? |
607 | 00:31:56,914 | 00:31:58,165 | Yes! | Yes! |
608 | 00:32:00,626 | 00:32:02,878 | Thank you for that question. | Thank you for that question. |
609 | 00:32:07,507 | 00:32:09,927 | Those are free, by the way. You don't have to sneak them. | Those are free, by the way. You don't have to sneak them. |
610 | 00:32:10,302 | 00:32:13,138 | All of this stuff is our gift to you. | All of this stuff is our gift to you. |
611 | 00:32:13,388 | 00:32:14,473 | Hey, Kate. | Hey, Kate. |
612 | 00:32:14,556 | 00:32:15,390 | Hi. | Hi. |
613 | 00:32:16,266 | 00:32:17,267 | What a spread. | What a spread. |
614 | 00:32:17,601 | 00:32:18,435 | Thanks. | Thanks. |
615 | 00:32:18,727 | 00:32:20,312 | So, I had one last question for you. | So, I had one last question for you. |
616 | 00:32:20,395 | 00:32:21,271 | Okay. | Okay. |
617 | 00:32:21,688 | 00:32:23,774 | You never told me how you liked the smoothie. | You never told me how you liked the smoothie. |
618 | 00:32:24,441 | 00:32:26,777 | Well, a little too much banana for me. | Well, a little too much banana for me. |
619 | 00:32:27,277 | 00:32:28,403 | Wow. | Wow. |
620 | 00:32:29,696 | 00:32:30,697 | You know, Mr. Ackerman... | You know, Mr. Ackerman... |
621 | 00:32:30,781 | 00:32:31,698 | No, no, no. | No, no, no. |
622 | 00:32:31,782 | 00:32:33,825 | Mr. Ackerman's my dog. You gotta call me Rob. | Mr. Ackerman's my dog. You gotta call me Rob. |
623 | 00:32:34,242 | 00:32:36,870 | Okay, Rob. I really don't want any tension | Okay, Rob. I really don't want any tension |
624 | 00:32:36,954 | 00:32:38,664 | with the Small Business Owners' Association. | with the Small Business Owners' Association. |
625 | 00:32:38,747 | 00:32:40,958 | So I would be happy to sit down with you some time and... | So I would be happy to sit down with you some time and... |
626 | 00:32:41,041 | 00:32:43,043 | -You asking me out on a date? -No. | -You asking me out on a date? -No. |
627 | 00:32:43,210 | 00:32:45,504 | You sure? 'Cause you lied to me once already. | You sure? 'Cause you lied to me once already. |
628 | 00:32:45,963 | 00:32:47,339 | Yes, I'm sure. | Yes, I'm sure. |
629 | 00:32:48,674 | 00:32:49,758 | See you around. | See you around. |
630 | 00:32:51,635 | 00:32:55,722 | And then he asked me if I was asking him out, and I was like, "What?" | And then he asked me if I was asking him out, and I was like, "What?" |
631 | 00:32:55,806 | 00:32:56,974 | Is he cute? | Is he cute? |
632 | 00:32:57,099 | 00:32:58,475 | Yes, but you're missing the point. | Yes, but you're missing the point. |
633 | 00:33:00,268 | 00:33:01,603 | Hold on, Caroline. | Hold on, Caroline. |
634 | 00:33:02,521 | 00:33:03,563 | Angie? | Angie? |
635 | 00:33:03,647 | 00:33:04,940 | I'm starving! | I'm starving! |
636 | 00:33:05,983 | 00:33:07,025 | Well, look in the refrigerator, | Well, look in the refrigerator, |
637 | 00:33:07,109 | 00:33:09,820 | there's a big container of Monster Health Pea Soup. | there's a big container of Monster Health Pea Soup. |
638 | 00:33:10,195 | 00:33:13,281 | This looks really weird and healthy. I don't like it. | This looks really weird and healthy. I don't like it. |
639 | 00:33:13,365 | 00:33:14,658 | It's good for you. | It's good for you. |
640 | 00:33:14,741 | 00:33:15,826 | I'm not trying to be dramatic, | I'm not trying to be dramatic, |
641 | 00:33:15,909 | 00:33:18,495 | but I would rather be shot in the face than eat this stupid food. | but I would rather be shot in the face than eat this stupid food. |
642 | 00:33:18,870 | 00:33:21,164 | Angie, just eat it, okay? Bye. | Angie, just eat it, okay? Bye. |
643 | 00:33:21,707 | 00:33:22,958 | -Caroline? -Uh-huh. | -Caroline? -Uh-huh. |
644 | 00:33:23,041 | 00:33:26,169 | She's crazy. It is like living with a child. | She's crazy. It is like living with a child. |
645 | 00:33:26,253 | 00:33:28,213 | Well, you know, you will literally be | Well, you know, you will literally be |
646 | 00:33:28,296 | 00:33:29,631 | living with a child soon. | living with a child soon. |
647 | 00:33:29,715 | 00:33:31,550 | Maybe you need to just get used to it. | Maybe you need to just get used to it. |
648 | 00:33:31,633 | 00:33:32,926 | Alex! Alex! | Alex! Alex! |
649 | 00:33:33,010 | 00:33:34,761 | Wait. I'm an adult. She's an adult. | Wait. I'm an adult. She's an adult. |
650 | 00:33:34,845 | 00:33:36,096 | We will work this out. | We will work this out. |
651 | 00:33:38,515 | 00:33:42,352 | You know, studies show that babies can learn a second language in the womb. | You know, studies show that babies can learn a second language in the womb. |
652 | 00:33:42,436 | 00:33:45,105 | You know, you should play an English tape, so it can come out talking, | You know, you should play an English tape, so it can come out talking, |
653 | 00:33:45,188 | 00:33:47,274 | and it can be in commercials, and you'll make a lot of money. | and it can be in commercials, and you'll make a lot of money. |
654 | 00:33:47,649 | 00:33:51,486 | Next. The elephant has big ears. | Next. The elephant has big ears. |
655 | 00:33:53,989 | 00:33:57,492 | Your CD's skipping. I'm gonna watch TV instead. | Your CD's skipping. I'm gonna watch TV instead. |
656 | 00:34:01,955 | 00:34:03,999 | Oh, man. This show's awesome. | Oh, man. This show's awesome. |
657 | 00:34:04,708 | 00:34:05,709 | ...with his son. | ...with his son. |
658 | 00:34:06,001 | 00:34:07,377 | That kid's gonna hit his dad in the nuts. | That kid's gonna hit his dad in the nuts. |
659 | 00:34:07,461 | 00:34:08,754 | Beautiful day! What could possibly go wrong? | Beautiful day! What could possibly go wrong? |
660 | 00:34:08,837 | 00:34:10,172 | Hey, have you seen this one before? | Hey, have you seen this one before? |
661 | 00:34:10,255 | 00:34:14,092 | You have a kid with a Wiffle Ball bat and a dad with a crotch. | You have a kid with a Wiffle Ball bat and a dad with a crotch. |
662 | 00:34:14,176 | 00:34:15,969 | Proudest moment in any father-son relationship. | Proudest moment in any father-son relationship. |
663 | 00:34:16,053 | 00:34:18,472 | You know, it's not gonna be funny if you ruin the ending! | You know, it's not gonna be funny if you ruin the ending! |
664 | 00:34:19,556 | 00:34:20,766 | Here comes the pitch! | Here comes the pitch! |
665 | 00:34:23,518 | 00:34:26,730 | It is! It's still funny! | It is! It's still funny! |
666 | 00:34:29,483 | 00:34:30,609 | Oh, man. | Oh, man. |
667 | 00:34:30,817 | 00:34:33,278 | Did you just stick your gum under my coffee table? | Did you just stick your gum under my coffee table? |
668 | 00:34:34,071 | 00:34:36,073 | -I don't know. -What do you mean, you don't know? | -I don't know. -What do you mean, you don't know? |
669 | 00:34:36,156 | 00:34:37,574 | Do you think you're at an Arby's right now? | Do you think you're at an Arby's right now? |
670 | 00:34:37,657 | 00:34:39,534 | You know what? I wish I was at an Arby's. | You know what? I wish I was at an Arby's. |
671 | 00:34:39,618 | 00:34:41,620 | 'Cause there's better food and cooler people there. | 'Cause there's better food and cooler people there. |
672 | 00:34:43,830 | 00:34:45,832 | Did you stick all this gum under here? | Did you stick all this gum under here? |
673 | 00:34:45,916 | 00:34:47,709 | I don't know! | I don't know! |
674 | 00:34:47,793 | 00:34:49,544 | Maybe you stuck some of it under there. | Maybe you stuck some of it under there. |
675 | 00:34:49,628 | 00:34:52,089 | Yeah, actually you might be right, | Yeah, actually you might be right, |
676 | 00:34:52,422 | 00:34:54,466 | because sometimes when I work a really long day, | because sometimes when I work a really long day, |
677 | 00:34:54,549 | 00:34:57,636 | I like to come home and chew a huge wad of Bubblicious gum | I like to come home and chew a huge wad of Bubblicious gum |
678 | 00:34:57,719 | 00:35:00,097 | and stick it under my reclaimed barnwood coffee table! | and stick it under my reclaimed barnwood coffee table! |
679 | 00:35:00,180 | 00:35:01,807 | Bitch, I don't know your life! | Bitch, I don't know your life! |
680 | 00:35:01,890 | 00:35:04,518 | All right, ladies, there's no need to yell. | All right, ladies, there's no need to yell. |
681 | 00:35:04,684 | 00:35:07,562 | Well, the mystery remains as to who put the gum under there. | Well, the mystery remains as to who put the gum under there. |
682 | 00:35:07,646 | 00:35:08,647 | No, it doesn't. | No, it doesn't. |
683 | 00:35:08,730 | 00:35:11,566 | Kate, you're used to being the boss, | Kate, you're used to being the boss, |
684 | 00:35:11,942 | 00:35:15,862 | and, Angie, being pregnant makes you feel vulnerable and sensitive. | and, Angie, being pregnant makes you feel vulnerable and sensitive. |
685 | 00:35:16,279 | 00:35:19,074 | I know my hormones are on a rollercoaster right now. | I know my hormones are on a rollercoaster right now. |
686 | 00:35:19,157 | 00:35:20,158 | Are you saying... | Are you saying... |
687 | 00:35:21,034 | 00:35:23,912 | That's right. I'm expecting again. | That's right. I'm expecting again. |
688 | 00:35:25,747 | 00:35:27,916 | Expecting what, a social security check? | Expecting what, a social security check? |
689 | 00:35:28,041 | 00:35:29,626 | -It's weird, isn't it? -Yeah. | -It's weird, isn't it? -Yeah. |
690 | 00:35:29,709 | 00:35:31,670 | These conflicts are normal. | These conflicts are normal. |
691 | 00:35:31,878 | 00:35:36,299 | This is a highly unusual relationship, and that's what this support group is for. | This is a highly unusual relationship, and that's what this support group is for. |
692 | 00:35:37,926 | 00:35:39,553 | Jonathan would like to share again. | Jonathan would like to share again. |
693 | 00:35:39,636 | 00:35:41,471 | I mean, I'm only saying because this reminded me | I mean, I'm only saying because this reminded me |
694 | 00:35:41,555 | 00:35:43,932 | of something I was journaling, just the other day. | of something I was journaling, just the other day. |
695 | 00:35:44,474 | 00:35:48,478 | I feel really bad because Karen and I are fighting a lot, | I feel really bad because Karen and I are fighting a lot, |
696 | 00:35:48,562 | 00:35:52,107 | because I think she's becoming morbidly obese. | because I think she's becoming morbidly obese. |
697 | 00:35:52,732 | 00:35:55,485 | And I keep reminding him that she is pregnant. | And I keep reminding him that she is pregnant. |
698 | 00:35:55,819 | 00:35:58,572 | And then I realized that I am... | And then I realized that I am... |
699 | 00:36:02,117 | 00:36:04,911 | I'm... No. I am... Okay. | I'm... No. I am... Okay. |
700 | 00:36:05,537 | 00:36:06,454 | I'm anorexic, | I'm anorexic, |
701 | 00:36:06,997 | 00:36:09,499 | and it's really hard, because she's so fat. | and it's really hard, because she's so fat. |
702 | 00:36:10,292 | 00:36:13,336 | And I love Christopher so much, | And I love Christopher so much, |
703 | 00:36:13,420 | 00:36:16,256 | and he's fat, and I'm afraid the baby's gonna be fat. | and he's fat, and I'm afraid the baby's gonna be fat. |
704 | 00:36:16,506 | 00:36:18,341 | And it's just me and two fatties. | And it's just me and two fatties. |
705 | 00:36:19,968 | 00:36:23,096 | I'm proud of you, Jonathan. Thank you for sharing that. | I'm proud of you, Jonathan. Thank you for sharing that. |
706 | 00:36:23,555 | 00:36:24,931 | Yeah, that's a... | Yeah, that's a... |
707 | 00:36:25,015 | 00:36:25,974 | Thank you. | Thank you. |
708 | 00:36:27,642 | 00:36:28,602 | Anyone else? | Anyone else? |
709 | 00:36:29,769 | 00:36:31,938 | -I can go. -Dave? | -I can go. -Dave? |
710 | 00:36:32,022 | 00:36:36,234 | The wife and I are Methodists. Ashley here is a Wiccan. | The wife and I are Methodists. Ashley here is a Wiccan. |
711 | 00:36:37,777 | 00:36:38,820 | It's kind of like a witch. | It's kind of like a witch. |
712 | 00:36:38,904 | 00:36:40,155 | Um, they... | Um, they... |
713 | 00:36:40,989 | 00:36:42,449 | They have stores, I think. | They have stores, I think. |
714 | 00:36:42,866 | 00:36:47,662 | But, you know, at first, I was a little worried about a witch carrying my child, | But, you know, at first, I was a little worried about a witch carrying my child, |
715 | 00:36:47,746 | 00:36:50,248 | but I came around to the idea, | but I came around to the idea, |
716 | 00:36:51,791 | 00:36:53,043 | or she put a spell on me. | or she put a spell on me. |
717 | 00:36:54,461 | 00:36:55,879 | Did you do that, Ashley? | Did you do that, Ashley? |
718 | 00:36:58,965 | 00:36:59,799 | I'm sorry. | I'm sorry. |
719 | 00:36:59,883 | 00:37:01,885 | - I'd like to share something. - Please. | - I'd like to share something. - Please. |
720 | 00:37:02,177 | 00:37:04,137 | Okay, I don't know, like, all the therapy terms... | Okay, I don't know, like, all the therapy terms... |
721 | 00:37:04,221 | 00:37:05,555 | Well, I don't know the therapy terms, either. | Well, I don't know the therapy terms, either. |
722 | 00:37:05,639 | 00:37:06,640 | I don't go to therapy. | I don't go to therapy. |
723 | 00:37:06,723 | 00:37:09,643 | Yeah, but I'd just like to say that Kate is always up in my bidness. | Yeah, but I'd just like to say that Kate is always up in my bidness. |
724 | 00:37:09,893 | 00:37:12,604 | Well, when someone falls asleep with a curling iron in their hair, | Well, when someone falls asleep with a curling iron in their hair, |
725 | 00:37:12,687 | 00:37:16,024 | it becomes necessary to insert yourself in their bidness. | it becomes necessary to insert yourself in their bidness. |
726 | 00:37:16,107 | 00:37:17,692 | That happened two times! | That happened two times! |
727 | 00:37:17,943 | 00:37:21,238 | Angie, bottom line, you're carrying Kate's baby, | Angie, bottom line, you're carrying Kate's baby, |
728 | 00:37:22,030 | 00:37:24,032 | and you do wanna get paid, right? | and you do wanna get paid, right? |
729 | 00:37:24,866 | 00:37:25,742 | Yeah. | Yeah. |
730 | 00:37:26,159 | 00:37:29,120 | That means that Kate does deserve some input. | That means that Kate does deserve some input. |
731 | 00:37:29,371 | 00:37:33,124 | But, Kate, you must remember that a surrogate is not your employee, | But, Kate, you must remember that a surrogate is not your employee, |
732 | 00:37:33,208 | 00:37:34,125 | but your partner. | but your partner. |
733 | 00:37:34,209 | 00:37:37,587 | Yeah, Kate, we're partners, like Tom and Jerry. | Yeah, Kate, we're partners, like Tom and Jerry. |
734 | 00:37:37,796 | 00:37:39,130 | Tom and Jerry hate each other. | Tom and Jerry hate each other. |
735 | 00:37:39,339 | 00:37:41,424 | What? They love each other! What show are you watching? | What? They love each other! What show are you watching? |
736 | 00:37:41,508 | 00:37:42,634 | They're a cat and a mouse. | They're a cat and a mouse. |
737 | 00:37:42,717 | 00:37:44,135 | They have so much fun together! | They have so much fun together! |
738 | 00:37:44,219 | 00:37:45,595 | Children in Japan can understand that. | Children in Japan can understand that. |
739 | 00:37:45,679 | 00:37:46,972 | You are dead wrong. | You are dead wrong. |
740 | 00:37:47,055 | 00:37:50,267 | I want you two to spend more time together. | I want you two to spend more time together. |
741 | 00:37:51,643 | 00:37:53,478 | -That's impossible. We're always together. -I don't... Yeah. | -That's impossible. We're always together. -I don't... Yeah. |
742 | 00:37:53,561 | 00:37:55,605 | Let Angie help you get ready for the baby. | Let Angie help you get ready for the baby. |
743 | 00:37:55,689 | 00:37:58,149 | Decorate the nursery together, pick out a crib. | Decorate the nursery together, pick out a crib. |
744 | 00:37:58,233 | 00:38:01,111 | Do all the things you would do if you were pregnant, | Do all the things you would do if you were pregnant, |
745 | 00:38:01,403 | 00:38:02,904 | just do them with Angie. | just do them with Angie. |
746 | 00:38:04,739 | 00:38:07,450 | Wake up, partner. It's time for birthing class. | Wake up, partner. It's time for birthing class. |
747 | 00:38:07,534 | 00:38:09,077 | Yay. | Yay. |
748 | 00:38:09,327 | 00:38:11,454 | Welcome to The Birthing Center. | Welcome to The Birthing Center. |
749 | 00:38:11,538 | 00:38:12,747 | In this birthing class, | In this birthing class, |
750 | 00:38:12,831 | 00:38:15,166 | we are going to help you new mommies and daddies, | we are going to help you new mommies and daddies, |
751 | 00:38:15,542 | 00:38:18,586 | and our mommies and mommies, lesbian lovers... | and our mommies and mommies, lesbian lovers... |
752 | 00:38:18,837 | 00:38:19,796 | No. | No. |
753 | 00:38:19,879 | 00:38:22,340 | ...prepare for that marathon of labor. | ...prepare for that marathon of labor. |
754 | 00:38:23,008 | 00:38:24,426 | Quick question before we start. | Quick question before we start. |
755 | 00:38:24,551 | 00:38:27,554 | How many of you are planning on doing natural childbirth? | How many of you are planning on doing natural childbirth? |
756 | 00:38:28,763 | 00:38:32,225 | That's a good show of hands. That's so great, you're all so great. | That's a good show of hands. That's so great, you're all so great. |
757 | 00:38:32,434 | 00:38:37,272 | And how many of you are planning on using toxic Western medications | And how many of you are planning on using toxic Western medications |
758 | 00:38:38,106 | 00:38:41,151 | to drug your baby for your own selfish comfort? Anyone? | to drug your baby for your own selfish comfort? Anyone? |
759 | 00:38:48,533 | 00:38:52,537 | Now this, this is the Lexus of strollers. | Now this, this is the Lexus of strollers. |
760 | 00:38:52,620 | 00:38:55,582 | Got an iPod adapter, leather trim. Check that out, feel that. | Got an iPod adapter, leather trim. Check that out, feel that. |
761 | 00:38:55,665 | 00:38:57,584 | -Back of your hand, back of your hand. -Mm-hmm. | -Back of your hand, back of your hand. -Mm-hmm. |
762 | 00:38:57,667 | 00:39:00,670 | Now, what's the first word you think of when you think of stroller? | Now, what's the first word you think of when you think of stroller? |
763 | 00:39:00,754 | 00:39:01,671 | Baby. | Baby. |
764 | 00:39:02,047 | 00:39:03,631 | Okay, what's the second word you think of? | Okay, what's the second word you think of? |
765 | 00:39:03,923 | 00:39:05,633 | -Infant. -No. | -Infant. -No. |
766 | 00:39:05,884 | 00:39:08,803 | It's "top-of-the-line safety features." Check this out. | It's "top-of-the-line safety features." Check this out. |
767 | 00:39:10,638 | 00:39:12,015 | I'll take it. | I'll take it. |
768 | 00:39:14,684 | 00:39:16,436 | ♪ I'm never gonna dance again ♪ | ♪ I'm never gonna dance again ♪ |
769 | 00:39:16,519 | 00:39:19,647 | ♪ Guilty feet have got no rhythm ♪ | ♪ Guilty feet have got no rhythm ♪ |
770 | 00:39:19,939 | 00:39:22,442 | ♪ Though it's easy to pretend ♪ | ♪ Though it's easy to pretend ♪ |
771 | 00:39:22,525 | 00:39:25,737 | ♪ I know you're not a fool... ♪ | ♪ I know you're not a fool... ♪ |
772 | 00:39:25,820 | 00:39:27,113 | What is the point of that game? | What is the point of that game? |
773 | 00:39:27,197 | 00:39:29,407 | It gives you points depending on how good you sing. | It gives you points depending on how good you sing. |
774 | 00:39:29,491 | 00:39:30,492 | Mmm. | Mmm. |
775 | 00:39:30,575 | 00:39:31,493 | I'm the highest scorer. | I'm the highest scorer. |
776 | 00:39:31,701 | 00:39:33,203 | You're the only one that's ever played it. | You're the only one that's ever played it. |
777 | 00:39:34,454 | 00:39:35,955 | What is that smell? | What is that smell? |
778 | 00:39:36,039 | 00:39:37,082 | I'm dying my roots. | I'm dying my roots. |
779 | 00:39:37,499 | 00:39:39,501 | I was just trying to get some highlights. | I was just trying to get some highlights. |
780 | 00:39:39,584 | 00:39:40,919 | So many chemicals! | So many chemicals! |
781 | 00:39:41,002 | 00:39:42,921 | You're a brunette, you don't understand! | You're a brunette, you don't understand! |
782 | 00:39:43,004 | 00:39:44,172 | You're a brunette! | You're a brunette! |
783 | 00:39:44,255 | 00:39:46,341 | I was blond when I was a kid! | I was blond when I was a kid! |
784 | 00:39:48,468 | 00:39:51,721 | I'm clean. I'm clean! | I'm clean. I'm clean! |
785 | 00:40:00,230 | 00:40:01,106 | Hi. | Hi. |
786 | 00:40:02,941 | 00:40:05,860 | I'm sorry, I think I may have overreacted back there. | I'm sorry, I think I may have overreacted back there. |
787 | 00:40:05,944 | 00:40:06,986 | You think? | You think? |
788 | 00:40:08,154 | 00:40:10,990 | It's just this whole thing is very important to me. | It's just this whole thing is very important to me. |
789 | 00:40:11,950 | 00:40:13,493 | And frankly, it makes me a little bit crazy | And frankly, it makes me a little bit crazy |
790 | 00:40:13,576 | 00:40:15,537 | that you get to feel it and experience it, | that you get to feel it and experience it, |
791 | 00:40:15,620 | 00:40:17,122 | while I just watch. | while I just watch. |
792 | 00:40:22,168 | 00:40:23,962 | And I might be a little bit jealous. | And I might be a little bit jealous. |
793 | 00:40:24,963 | 00:40:28,258 | Jealous? How could you be jealous of me? | Jealous? How could you be jealous of me? |
794 | 00:40:30,260 | 00:40:31,761 | I'm sorry I called you stupid. | I'm sorry I called you stupid. |
795 | 00:40:35,348 | 00:40:37,100 | I'm sorry I farted into your purse. | I'm sorry I farted into your purse. |
796 | 00:40:37,600 | 00:40:38,435 | What? | What? |
797 | 00:40:45,692 | 00:40:49,779 | I found this shell while running barefoot through the Toronto airport. | I found this shell while running barefoot through the Toronto airport. |
798 | 00:40:51,281 | 00:40:54,159 | I want you to make our flagship store like this shell. | I want you to make our flagship store like this shell. |
799 | 00:40:58,079 | 00:40:59,581 | You want it to look like the shell? | You want it to look like the shell? |
800 | 00:41:01,541 | 00:41:03,543 | You know, Rick, when you talk to me in that tone of voice, | You know, Rick, when you talk to me in that tone of voice, |
801 | 00:41:03,626 | 00:41:05,086 | I get incredibly angry. | I get incredibly angry. |
802 | 00:41:05,378 | 00:41:06,504 | I couldn't have been more specific... | I couldn't have been more specific... |
803 | 00:41:06,588 | 00:41:08,465 | You want it to have the essence of the shell. | You want it to have the essence of the shell. |
804 | 00:41:08,548 | 00:41:09,883 | Yes, that's it, exactly. | Yes, that's it, exactly. |
805 | 00:41:09,966 | 00:41:12,218 | Thank you, Kate. I'm sorry I flipped, Rick. | Thank you, Kate. I'm sorry I flipped, Rick. |
806 | 00:41:13,470 | 00:41:15,388 | Give me the essence of this shell. | Give me the essence of this shell. |
807 | 00:41:19,601 | 00:41:21,436 | As your pregnancy progresses, | As your pregnancy progresses, |
808 | 00:41:21,519 | 00:41:24,355 | your partner can help you prep your perineum | your partner can help you prep your perineum |
809 | 00:41:24,439 | 00:41:26,649 | for the great stretch of delivery. | for the great stretch of delivery. |
810 | 00:41:28,610 | 00:41:32,447 | Massage the area daily with a little EVOO | Massage the area daily with a little EVOO |
811 | 00:41:32,739 | 00:41:35,783 | to help you stretch and prevent tearing. | to help you stretch and prevent tearing. |
812 | 00:41:36,576 | 00:41:37,785 | What is she talking about? | What is she talking about? |
813 | 00:41:37,952 | 00:41:40,872 | I think she wants me to rub olive oil on your taint. | I think she wants me to rub olive oil on your taint. |
814 | 00:41:43,333 | 00:41:46,878 | Is it cool if maybe I just spray a little PAM down in that area, | Is it cool if maybe I just spray a little PAM down in that area, |
815 | 00:41:46,961 | 00:41:48,171 | right before the baby comes out? | right before the baby comes out? |
816 | 00:41:49,547 | 00:41:51,508 | You have to admit, it's a valid suggestion. | You have to admit, it's a valid suggestion. |
817 | 00:41:53,343 | 00:41:55,178 | So, are you pissed that no one ever married you? | So, are you pissed that no one ever married you? |
818 | 00:41:55,303 | 00:41:58,473 | Well, I almost got married once to a guy named Scott. | Well, I almost got married once to a guy named Scott. |
819 | 00:41:58,556 | 00:42:00,475 | We were together for six and a half years. | We were together for six and a half years. |
820 | 00:42:01,142 | 00:42:03,061 | Damn, just shy of common-law. | Damn, just shy of common-law. |
821 | 00:42:03,144 | 00:42:05,939 | Yeah, actually. He was the only guy I ever lived with. | Yeah, actually. He was the only guy I ever lived with. |
822 | 00:42:06,272 | 00:42:09,734 | So now he has three kids, beautiful kids, with another woman, | So now he has three kids, beautiful kids, with another woman, |
823 | 00:42:10,151 | 00:42:12,153 | an old coworker of mine, actually. | an old coworker of mine, actually. |
824 | 00:42:12,487 | 00:42:13,446 | That sucks. | That sucks. |
825 | 00:42:14,405 | 00:42:15,615 | You know what? Don't worry about it, | You know what? Don't worry about it, |
826 | 00:42:15,698 | 00:42:17,784 | 'cause you're super-successful, and you have sweet-ass legs. | 'cause you're super-successful, and you have sweet-ass legs. |
827 | 00:42:17,992 | 00:42:20,245 | Thank you, I think. | Thank you, I think. |
828 | 00:42:21,162 | 00:42:23,039 | I had one good boyfriend before Carl. | I had one good boyfriend before Carl. |
829 | 00:42:23,122 | 00:42:24,207 | -Really? -Mm-hmm. | -Really? -Mm-hmm. |
830 | 00:42:24,290 | 00:42:25,458 | Donny Landis. | Donny Landis. |
831 | 00:42:25,708 | 00:42:28,086 | We used to work at Blimpie together when we were 16, | We used to work at Blimpie together when we were 16, |
832 | 00:42:28,503 | 00:42:30,547 | and sit and eat pickles in the back. | and sit and eat pickles in the back. |
833 | 00:42:30,964 | 00:42:33,508 | He waited a whole month before he touched my boobs. | He waited a whole month before he touched my boobs. |
834 | 00:42:34,842 | 00:42:36,427 | Then he went to the University of Scranton, | Then he went to the University of Scranton, |
835 | 00:42:36,511 | 00:42:37,679 | and I never heard from him again. | and I never heard from him again. |
836 | 00:42:38,888 | 00:42:40,515 | He was my Justin Timberlake. | He was my Justin Timberlake. |
837 | 00:42:41,182 | 00:42:43,142 | Angie, you can still have a totally different life. | Angie, you can still have a totally different life. |
838 | 00:42:43,226 | 00:42:44,269 | You're a very smart person. | You're a very smart person. |
839 | 00:42:45,395 | 00:42:46,479 | Thanks. | Thanks. |
840 | 00:42:49,649 | 00:42:51,776 | I figured out how to beat you at this game, by the way. | I figured out how to beat you at this game, by the way. |
841 | 00:42:51,859 | 00:42:53,403 | Yeah, that's what it's about. | Yeah, that's what it's about. |
842 | 00:42:53,653 | 00:42:55,572 | There's a lot of techniques that you can use. | There's a lot of techniques that you can use. |
843 | 00:42:55,822 | 00:42:58,533 | ♪ I come home in the morning light ♪ | ♪ I come home in the morning light ♪ |
844 | 00:42:58,616 | 00:43:03,121 | ♪ My mother says When you gonna live your life right... ♪ | ♪ My mother says When you gonna live your life right... ♪ |
845 | 00:43:03,204 | 00:43:04,497 | You gotta hold the note till the end. | You gotta hold the note till the end. |
846 | 00:43:04,581 | 00:43:07,000 | ♪ We're not the fortunate ones ♪ | ♪ We're not the fortunate ones ♪ |
847 | 00:43:07,083 | 00:43:10,169 | ♪ And girls just want to have fun... ♪ | ♪ And girls just want to have fun... ♪ |
848 | 00:43:11,170 | 00:43:15,425 | ♪ Oh, girls just want to have fun... ♪ | ♪ Oh, girls just want to have fun... ♪ |
849 | 00:43:15,508 | 00:43:16,801 | Come on, get up here. | Come on, get up here. |
850 | 00:43:17,677 | 00:43:21,306 | ♪ They just wanna, they just wanna ♪ | ♪ They just wanna, they just wanna ♪ |
851 | 00:43:21,639 | 00:43:25,101 | ♪ They just wanna, they just wanna ♪ | ♪ They just wanna, they just wanna ♪ |
852 | 00:43:25,310 | 00:43:26,644 | ♪ Girls! ♪ | ♪ Girls! ♪ |
853 | 00:43:26,853 | 00:43:33,818 | ♪ Girls just wanna have fun ♪ | ♪ Girls just wanna have fun ♪ |
854 | 00:43:34,986 | 00:43:36,112 | I think that was harmony. | I think that was harmony. |
855 | 00:43:36,195 | 00:43:37,238 | That was harmony! | That was harmony! |
856 | 00:43:39,198 | 00:43:41,826 | Look at her. She's got good jugs. | Look at her. She's got good jugs. |
857 | 00:43:42,702 | 00:43:44,495 | My avatar is dressed like a whore. | My avatar is dressed like a whore. |
858 | 00:43:45,663 | 00:43:47,373 | ♪ Don't scream about ♪ | ♪ Don't scream about ♪ |
859 | 00:43:47,540 | 00:43:49,083 | ♪ Don't think aloud ♪ | ♪ Don't think aloud ♪ |
860 | 00:43:49,459 | 00:43:53,296 | ♪ Turn your head Now baby just spit me out ♪ | ♪ Turn your head Now baby just spit me out ♪ |
861 | 00:43:53,504 | 00:43:56,966 | ♪ Don't worry about Don't speak of doubt ♪ | ♪ Don't worry about Don't speak of doubt ♪ |
862 | 00:43:57,258 | 00:44:01,220 | ♪ Turn your head Now baby just spit me out... ♪ | ♪ Turn your head Now baby just spit me out... ♪ |
863 | 00:44:06,184 | 00:44:07,852 | So, what do you wanna talk about, Carl? | So, what do you wanna talk about, Carl? |
864 | 00:44:08,311 | 00:44:09,562 | I want you to come home. | I want you to come home. |
865 | 00:44:10,188 | 00:44:11,564 | Baby, I miss you. | Baby, I miss you. |
866 | 00:44:12,732 | 00:44:14,275 | I haven't had sex in two weeks. | I haven't had sex in two weeks. |
867 | 00:44:14,525 | 00:44:15,777 | I've been gone a month. | I've been gone a month. |
868 | 00:44:16,778 | 00:44:17,654 | Whatever. | Whatever. |
869 | 00:44:17,737 | 00:44:19,656 | Carl, after spending time with Kate, | Carl, after spending time with Kate, |
870 | 00:44:19,739 | 00:44:22,533 | I kind of feel like I can evaluate the direction my life is going, | I kind of feel like I can evaluate the direction my life is going, |
871 | 00:44:22,617 | 00:44:25,328 | and I feel like that direction does not include you. | and I feel like that direction does not include you. |
872 | 00:44:25,411 | 00:44:26,412 | Carl! | Carl! |
873 | 00:44:26,496 | 00:44:28,998 | You and your best friend, Kate? I got bad news. | You and your best friend, Kate? I got bad news. |
874 | 00:44:29,082 | 00:44:30,958 | She's using you to have a baby. | She's using you to have a baby. |
875 | 00:44:31,167 | 00:44:33,086 | You think you guys would be friends in real life? | You think you guys would be friends in real life? |
876 | 00:44:33,169 | 00:44:36,297 | She's a business lady. It's just business. | She's a business lady. It's just business. |
877 | 00:44:38,508 | 00:44:39,926 | You don't even know her, Carl. | You don't even know her, Carl. |
878 | 00:44:40,009 | 00:44:42,387 | All right, you got no right to cut me out of this deal. | All right, you got no right to cut me out of this deal. |
879 | 00:44:42,470 | 00:44:43,471 | Who's the one who said you should go | Who's the one who said you should go |
880 | 00:44:43,554 | 00:44:46,182 | into the baby-making business in the first place? Me. | into the baby-making business in the first place? Me. |
881 | 00:44:46,349 | 00:44:47,684 | When the pee-stick said "No," | When the pee-stick said "No," |
882 | 00:44:47,767 | 00:44:49,477 | who's the one who figured out how to keep things going? | who's the one who figured out how to keep things going? |
883 | 00:44:49,560 | 00:44:50,436 | Me. | Me. |
884 | 00:44:51,020 | 00:44:52,271 | -You should-- -Here you go, hon. | -You should-- -Here you go, hon. |
885 | 00:44:53,523 | 00:44:55,942 | You shouldn't have forged that pregnancy test, Carl. | You shouldn't have forged that pregnancy test, Carl. |
886 | 00:44:56,025 | 00:44:57,026 | Mmm. | Mmm. |
887 | 00:44:57,944 | 00:44:59,654 | Maybe you should've actually gotten pregnant | Maybe you should've actually gotten pregnant |
888 | 00:44:59,737 | 00:45:00,696 | like you were supposed to. | like you were supposed to. |
889 | 00:45:01,239 | 00:45:03,199 | You did a dumb thing, moving in with that lady. | You did a dumb thing, moving in with that lady. |
890 | 00:45:03,324 | 00:45:04,325 | Real dumb. | Real dumb. |
891 | 00:45:04,409 | 00:45:05,993 | We were supposed to forge the test, | We were supposed to forge the test, |
892 | 00:45:06,202 | 00:45:07,954 | send her the ultrasound picture in the mail, | send her the ultrasound picture in the mail, |
893 | 00:45:08,037 | 00:45:10,164 | and then cash the checks. One, two, three. | and then cash the checks. One, two, three. |
894 | 00:45:10,373 | 00:45:12,625 | The ultrasound looked like a squirrel, by the way. | The ultrasound looked like a squirrel, by the way. |
895 | 00:45:12,875 | 00:45:15,753 | 'Cause it was a squirrel. That's all I could find on the Internet. | 'Cause it was a squirrel. That's all I could find on the Internet. |
896 | 00:45:15,962 | 00:45:19,048 | Look, Katie's gonna notice. You're not getting bigger. | Look, Katie's gonna notice. You're not getting bigger. |
897 | 00:45:19,841 | 00:45:21,050 | When you go to the doctor's office, | When you go to the doctor's office, |
898 | 00:45:21,134 | 00:45:22,885 | and you take the test, she's gonna know. | and you take the test, she's gonna know. |
899 | 00:45:23,469 | 00:45:26,764 | Sweetie, you're not smart enough to pull this off. | Sweetie, you're not smart enough to pull this off. |
900 | 00:45:31,102 | 00:45:34,063 | Excuse me. These are mine, right? | Excuse me. These are mine, right? |
901 | 00:45:34,522 | 00:45:35,898 | How far along are you? | How far along are you? |
902 | 00:45:37,525 | 00:45:38,568 | I'm pretty pregnant. | I'm pretty pregnant. |
903 | 00:45:38,651 | 00:45:40,069 | She's 14 weeks. | She's 14 weeks. |
904 | 00:45:40,278 | 00:45:41,487 | Me, too! | Me, too! |
905 | 00:45:41,571 | 00:45:44,407 | You're so lucky. You're not showing at all. | You're so lucky. You're not showing at all. |
906 | 00:45:44,657 | 00:45:45,783 | Nice talking to you. | Nice talking to you. |
907 | 00:45:55,501 | 00:45:57,545 | ♪ I don't give a damn 'Bout my bad reputation ♪ | ♪ I don't give a damn 'Bout my bad reputation ♪ |
908 | 00:45:59,005 | 00:46:01,841 | ♪ You're living in the past It's a new generation ♪ | ♪ You're living in the past It's a new generation ♪ |
909 | 00:46:03,551 | 00:46:06,304 | ♪ An' I only feel good When I got no pain ♪ | ♪ An' I only feel good When I got no pain ♪ |
910 | 00:46:06,429 | 00:46:08,264 | ♪ An' that's how I'm gonna stay ♪ | ♪ An' that's how I'm gonna stay ♪ |
911 | 00:46:08,347 | 00:46:11,309 | ♪ An' I don't give a damn 'Bout my bad reputation... ♪ | ♪ An' I don't give a damn 'Bout my bad reputation... ♪ |
912 | 00:46:13,519 | 00:46:14,520 | Angie? | Angie? |
913 | 00:46:15,980 | 00:46:17,982 | I'm going to work. Feel better, okay? | I'm going to work. Feel better, okay? |
914 | 00:46:18,191 | 00:46:20,610 | I'm done. No. I'm not done! | I'm done. No. I'm not done! |
915 | 00:46:22,904 | 00:46:23,988 | Morning sickness. | Morning sickness. |
916 | 00:46:24,071 | 00:46:25,072 | Sounds like she's dying. | Sounds like she's dying. |
917 | 00:46:25,490 | 00:46:27,867 | Just so pregnant. | Just so pregnant. |
918 | 00:46:33,456 | 00:46:34,415 | Right there. | Right there. |
919 | 00:46:35,208 | 00:46:36,083 | What? | What? |
920 | 00:46:36,292 | 00:46:37,835 | -On your hand. -Where? | -On your hand. -Where? |
921 | 00:46:37,919 | 00:46:39,545 | -Right... Yup... See. Right. -Where? | -Right... Yup... See. Right. -Where? |
922 | 00:46:39,670 | 00:46:41,255 | Girl, that's vomit! | Girl, that's vomit! |
923 | 00:46:42,965 | 00:46:45,092 | Do something about them vomit chunks, girl! | Do something about them vomit chunks, girl! |
924 | 00:46:45,259 | 00:46:46,427 | Okay. God! | Okay. God! |
925 | 00:46:49,472 | 00:46:51,474 | ♪ Oh no ♪ | ♪ Oh no ♪ |
926 | 00:46:51,807 | 00:46:54,560 | ♪ Not me, not me ♪ | ♪ Not me, not me ♪ |
927 | 00:47:01,192 | 00:47:02,276 | I love it, Kate. | I love it, Kate. |
928 | 00:47:03,152 | 00:47:06,280 | I wanna reward you with five minutes of uninterrupted eye contact. | I wanna reward you with five minutes of uninterrupted eye contact. |
929 | 00:47:06,989 | 00:47:07,990 | Yay. | Yay. |
930 | 00:47:31,514 | 00:47:33,057 | You can stay, Rick, if you... Okay. | You can stay, Rick, if you... Okay. |
931 | 00:47:47,822 | 00:47:52,326 | In the last 24 hours, I got clearances on the titles and the permits, | In the last 24 hours, I got clearances on the titles and the permits, |
932 | 00:47:52,410 | 00:47:55,663 | tax-incentive grants from the city and the states, | tax-incentive grants from the city and the states, |
933 | 00:47:55,746 | 00:47:58,666 | and Barry on the plane to surf camp. | and Barry on the plane to surf camp. |
934 | 00:47:59,709 | 00:48:00,710 | I'm at the top of my game. | I'm at the top of my game. |
935 | 00:48:00,793 | 00:48:01,836 | That's great! | That's great! |
936 | 00:48:02,461 | 00:48:04,505 | Let's do something. Let's celebrate! | Let's do something. Let's celebrate! |
937 | 00:48:04,589 | 00:48:08,134 | I thought we could order food and watch this DVD that I got. | I thought we could order food and watch this DVD that I got. |
938 | 00:48:08,217 | 00:48:10,803 | It's a British documentary about a woman | It's a British documentary about a woman |
939 | 00:48:10,886 | 00:48:14,932 | who gives birth to a 15-pound baby, vaginally. | who gives birth to a 15-pound baby, vaginally. |
940 | 00:48:15,016 | 00:48:17,643 | Can't wait to not watch this. You and I need to go out. | Can't wait to not watch this. You and I need to go out. |
941 | 00:48:18,019 | 00:48:19,854 | -Let's go clubbing. -Clubbing? | -Let's go clubbing. -Clubbing? |
942 | 00:48:19,937 | 00:48:21,522 | You need to get out of your comfort zone. | You need to get out of your comfort zone. |
943 | 00:48:21,606 | 00:48:23,232 | -Go meet some dudes. -Mm-mmm. | -Go meet some dudes. -Mm-mmm. |
944 | 00:48:23,399 | 00:48:26,068 | Although, I do have a new ginger body splash that I've been dying to try. | Although, I do have a new ginger body splash that I've been dying to try. |
945 | 00:48:26,193 | 00:48:27,278 | -Wow! -Yes. | -Wow! -Yes. |
946 | 00:48:27,361 | 00:48:29,196 | That's really frisky. Let's do it. | That's really frisky. Let's do it. |
947 | 00:48:29,572 | 00:48:33,034 | Congratulations! You're going to be a father. | Congratulations! You're going to be a father. |
948 | 00:48:33,117 | 00:48:35,578 | And with a HE-TUS pregnancy simulator... | And with a HE-TUS pregnancy simulator... |
949 | 00:48:36,579 | 00:48:38,039 | ...you'll be able to temporarily experience | ...you'll be able to temporarily experience |
950 | 00:48:38,122 | 00:48:40,708 | the miracle of pregnancy, including weight gain... | the miracle of pregnancy, including weight gain... |
951 | 00:48:41,709 | 00:48:43,711 | ...shortness of breath, increased bladder pressure | ...shortness of breath, increased bladder pressure |
952 | 00:48:43,794 | 00:48:45,671 | and frequency of urination. | and frequency of urination. |
953 | 00:48:45,755 | 00:48:49,925 | Changes in sexual self-image, fatigue, irritability, | Changes in sexual self-image, fatigue, irritability, |
954 | 00:48:50,009 | 00:48:51,344 | and much, much more. | and much, much more. |
955 | 00:48:57,266 | 00:48:58,225 | You're wearing that? | You're wearing that? |
956 | 00:48:58,309 | 00:49:00,728 | Well, we are going to a nightclub. | Well, we are going to a nightclub. |
957 | 00:49:03,814 | 00:49:06,984 | ♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey, ladies ♪ | ♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey, ladies ♪ |
958 | 00:49:07,068 | 00:49:08,235 | ♪ Girls, girls ♪ | ♪ Girls, girls ♪ |
959 | 00:49:08,319 | 00:49:11,572 | ♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey, ladies... ♪ | ♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey, ladies... ♪ |
960 | 00:49:13,616 | 00:49:14,867 | Ain't no good gonna come of this. | Ain't no good gonna come of this. |
961 | 00:49:14,950 | 00:49:18,579 | ♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, ladies... ♪ | ♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, ladies... ♪ |
962 | 00:49:24,210 | 00:49:25,419 | This place is awesome. | This place is awesome. |
963 | 00:49:25,753 | 00:49:29,757 | I haven't been to a place like this since, um... ever. | I haven't been to a place like this since, um... ever. |
964 | 00:49:29,965 | 00:49:34,845 | Okay. She'll have a double margarita, no ice, and two of those. | Okay. She'll have a double margarita, no ice, and two of those. |
965 | 00:49:35,471 | 00:49:39,350 | And I'll have a bottle of water. | And I'll have a bottle of water. |
966 | 00:49:41,185 | 00:49:42,395 | -Hey, let's dance. -Okay. | -Hey, let's dance. -Okay. |
967 | 00:49:58,369 | 00:50:00,204 | -Stop framing your face. -Okay. | -Stop framing your face. -Okay. |
968 | 00:50:00,579 | 00:50:02,873 | -I think it's good! -It's not. | -I think it's good! -It's not. |
969 | 00:50:14,468 | 00:50:15,928 | Here, drink this! | Here, drink this! |
970 | 00:50:19,140 | 00:50:20,808 | Oh, my God! That is strong. | Oh, my God! That is strong. |
971 | 00:50:21,058 | 00:50:22,560 | Is it? Try this one. | Is it? Try this one. |
972 | 00:50:25,479 | 00:50:26,564 | That is stronger! | That is stronger! |
973 | 00:50:26,647 | 00:50:28,482 | I know, I know. Do this shot. | I know, I know. Do this shot. |
974 | 00:50:28,566 | 00:50:30,109 | Why am I doing this? | Why am I doing this? |
975 | 00:50:44,498 | 00:50:46,333 | -Are you having fun? -I am. | -Are you having fun? -I am. |
976 | 00:50:46,959 | 00:50:48,878 | You know what I've always wanted to do? | You know what I've always wanted to do? |
977 | 00:50:48,961 | 00:50:51,213 | This one is for the ladies! | This one is for the ladies! |
978 | 00:50:57,303 | 00:51:00,097 | All right! Good slow jam! | All right! Good slow jam! |
979 | 00:51:01,015 | 00:51:02,141 | Old-school! | Old-school! |
980 | 00:51:05,603 | 00:51:07,021 | All right! All right! Hey! Hey! | All right! All right! Hey! Hey! |
981 | 00:51:07,104 | 00:51:09,523 | Listen to it! It's a really beautiful song! | Listen to it! It's a really beautiful song! |
982 | 00:51:11,525 | 00:51:14,445 | If I was alone, I mean, not pregnant, | If I was alone, I mean, not pregnant, |
983 | 00:51:14,528 | 00:51:17,406 | I would be macking on all of this. | I would be macking on all of this. |
984 | 00:51:18,532 | 00:51:20,910 | There's nobody here I would ever go out with. | There's nobody here I would ever go out with. |
985 | 00:51:20,993 | 00:51:22,036 | Are you serious? | Are you serious? |
986 | 00:51:23,454 | 00:51:24,705 | What about that guy? | What about that guy? |
987 | 00:51:26,457 | 00:51:28,709 | He looks like a laundry bag full of meat. | He looks like a laundry bag full of meat. |
988 | 00:51:30,252 | 00:51:32,713 | What about that guy over there? He's wearing a suit. | What about that guy over there? He's wearing a suit. |
989 | 00:51:32,797 | 00:51:33,714 | It's denim. | It's denim. |
990 | 00:51:33,798 | 00:51:35,591 | You're so picky! | You're so picky! |
991 | 00:51:35,674 | 00:51:38,928 | Well, at least he's not a grade-A dork like that guy. | Well, at least he's not a grade-A dork like that guy. |
992 | 00:51:40,304 | 00:51:42,807 | - Oh, my God, Scott! - Who? | - Oh, my God, Scott! - Who? |
993 | 00:51:43,098 | 00:51:45,226 | That's my ex-boyfriend, Scott, that I told you about. | That's my ex-boyfriend, Scott, that I told you about. |
994 | 00:51:45,309 | 00:51:47,353 | Why is he here? | Why is he here? |
995 | 00:51:47,436 | 00:51:49,897 | -You went out with him? -I did. | -You went out with him? -I did. |
996 | 00:51:50,064 | 00:51:53,025 | - Why? - Oh, he's beautiful. | - Why? - Oh, he's beautiful. |
997 | 00:51:53,108 | 00:51:56,570 | - Where? Look at his mustache. - I know! | - Where? Look at his mustache. - I know! |
998 | 00:51:57,363 | 00:52:00,032 | -I'm gonna go say hi. -No, don't, it's a bad id-- | -I'm gonna go say hi. -No, don't, it's a bad id-- |
999 | 00:52:01,283 | 00:52:02,868 | Kate, I'm gonna watch your drink. | Kate, I'm gonna watch your drink. |
1000 | 00:52:07,248 | 00:52:08,082 | Hi, Scott. | Hi, Scott. |
1001 | 00:52:09,041 | 00:52:12,044 | Kate, my gosh, you look great! What are you doing here? | Kate, my gosh, you look great! What are you doing here? |
1002 | 00:52:12,127 | 00:52:13,546 | I'm just clubbing. | I'm just clubbing. |
1003 | 00:52:14,088 | 00:52:15,673 | You remember my wife, Jean, huh? | You remember my wife, Jean, huh? |
1004 | 00:52:15,756 | 00:52:16,841 | Oh, yeah. | Oh, yeah. |
1005 | 00:52:16,924 | 00:52:18,634 | Hi, Jean, how are you? | Hi, Jean, how are you? |
1006 | 00:52:20,261 | 00:52:21,470 | How's everything? | How's everything? |
1007 | 00:52:21,554 | 00:52:22,555 | It's great. | It's great. |
1008 | 00:52:22,638 | 00:52:24,431 | We just bought a house in Bucks County. | We just bought a house in Bucks County. |
1009 | 00:52:24,515 | 00:52:27,142 | I'm still doing stuff for Doctors Without Borders. | I'm still doing stuff for Doctors Without Borders. |
1010 | 00:52:27,226 | 00:52:30,229 | Recently, we took in some Hurricane Katrina dogs. | Recently, we took in some Hurricane Katrina dogs. |
1011 | 00:52:31,272 | 00:52:33,691 | And I was in a bicycle accident that made my penis bigger. | And I was in a bicycle accident that made my penis bigger. |
1012 | 00:52:35,818 | 00:52:36,652 | How are you? | How are you? |
1013 | 00:52:36,902 | 00:52:38,320 | I'm doing awesome. | I'm doing awesome. |
1014 | 00:52:38,988 | 00:52:44,034 | I've just been working a lot, and I cannot have babies, it turns out. | I've just been working a lot, and I cannot have babies, it turns out. |
1015 | 00:52:44,118 | 00:52:46,412 | So, good job picking this one. | So, good job picking this one. |
1016 | 00:52:46,537 | 00:52:49,999 | What it is, actually, is my uterus is T-shaped, | What it is, actually, is my uterus is T-shaped, |
1017 | 00:52:50,082 | 00:52:51,417 | which is like... | which is like... |
1018 | 00:52:51,500 | 00:52:54,211 | So, but actually, funny story. See that... | So, but actually, funny story. See that... |
1019 | 00:52:54,295 | 00:52:56,130 | Okay, see that little blonde woman, over here? | Okay, see that little blonde woman, over here? |
1020 | 00:52:56,213 | 00:52:58,340 | -I am paying her to have my... -Hi. Stop talking now. | -I am paying her to have my... -Hi. Stop talking now. |
1021 | 00:52:58,757 | 00:53:00,301 | Bye, Jean. | Bye, Jean. |
1022 | 00:53:01,635 | 00:53:03,804 | Why does he make me so crazy? | Why does he make me so crazy? |
1023 | 00:53:03,888 | 00:53:05,890 | Forget about him. He dumped you. He's an asshole. | Forget about him. He dumped you. He's an asshole. |
1024 | 00:53:05,973 | 00:53:07,725 | No, he's a good person. | No, he's a good person. |
1025 | 00:53:07,808 | 00:53:09,768 | No, you're a good person. | No, you're a good person. |
1026 | 00:53:09,935 | 00:53:11,729 | You don't need another good person around you | You don't need another good person around you |
1027 | 00:53:11,812 | 00:53:12,688 | That's your thing. | That's your thing. |
1028 | 00:53:12,771 | 00:53:14,023 | He's trying to take that from you! | He's trying to take that from you! |
1029 | 00:53:14,106 | 00:53:17,109 | He wanted to marry me, and I wanted to focus on work. | He wanted to marry me, and I wanted to focus on work. |
1030 | 00:53:17,192 | 00:53:18,569 | Of course, you did! | Of course, you did! |
1031 | 00:53:18,652 | 00:53:21,405 | Because working is awesome and being married sucks! | Because working is awesome and being married sucks! |
1032 | 00:53:21,989 | 00:53:23,073 | That's his car. | That's his car. |
1033 | 00:53:23,657 | 00:53:25,367 | -What, this right here? -Yes. | -What, this right here? -Yes. |
1034 | 00:53:25,451 | 00:53:27,912 | Silver Infiniti, Penn State sticker, | Silver Infiniti, Penn State sticker, |
1035 | 00:53:27,995 | 00:53:29,622 | baseball mitt in the backseat... | baseball mitt in the backseat... |
1036 | 00:53:29,705 | 00:53:30,581 | This is Scott. | This is Scott. |
1037 | 00:53:31,790 | 00:53:32,875 | You know what we should do? | You know what we should do? |
1038 | 00:53:35,878 | 00:53:36,712 | Yeah! | Yeah! |
1039 | 00:53:38,172 | 00:53:40,090 | I was gonna say leave a funny note! | I was gonna say leave a funny note! |
1040 | 00:53:47,097 | 00:53:48,140 | Where are we? | Where are we? |
1041 | 00:53:48,390 | 00:53:49,433 | WeBeSoCa. | WeBeSoCa. |
1042 | 00:53:49,516 | 00:53:51,977 | What? You're so wasted. | What? You're so wasted. |
1043 | 00:53:55,356 | 00:53:57,358 | Stop right here! This is good. Pull over right here. | Stop right here! This is good. Pull over right here. |
1044 | 00:53:59,193 | 00:54:01,904 | Angie, I'm gonna go get a ginger carrot juice, | Angie, I'm gonna go get a ginger carrot juice, |
1045 | 00:54:01,987 | 00:54:03,948 | and you should go home and get some rest, | and you should go home and get some rest, |
1046 | 00:54:04,031 | 00:54:06,033 | because you look very sleepy and tired. | because you look very sleepy and tired. |
1047 | 00:54:11,372 | 00:54:12,581 | Where are you going? | Where are you going? |
1048 | 00:54:14,959 | 00:54:16,085 | We're closed! | We're closed! |
1049 | 00:54:16,794 | 00:54:19,505 | Yeah, well, it looks about the same as when you're open. | Yeah, well, it looks about the same as when you're open. |
1050 | 00:54:21,548 | 00:54:22,383 | Oh. | Oh. |
1051 | 00:54:23,467 | 00:54:27,012 | Don't tell me, your people are gonna start bulldozing the neighborhood tonight. | Don't tell me, your people are gonna start bulldozing the neighborhood tonight. |
1052 | 00:54:27,304 | 00:54:30,099 | Yeah, I'm... I'm really, really sorry | Yeah, I'm... I'm really, really sorry |
1053 | 00:54:30,474 | 00:54:32,601 | that I'm so good at my job. | that I'm so good at my job. |
1054 | 00:54:33,686 | 00:54:35,312 | What is this, a taste test? | What is this, a taste test? |
1055 | 00:54:35,396 | 00:54:38,357 | No, actually, I wouldn't do that if I were you. | No, actually, I wouldn't do that if I were you. |
1056 | 00:54:38,440 | 00:54:40,609 | No, that... That's not... | No, that... That's not... |
1057 | 00:54:41,276 | 00:54:43,070 | -It's horrible. -Not very good. | -It's horrible. -Not very good. |
1058 | 00:54:43,153 | 00:54:46,323 | It's a combination of papaya juice and coffee. | It's a combination of papaya juice and coffee. |
1059 | 00:54:46,573 | 00:54:49,118 | I keep this notepad by my bed in the middle of the night, | I keep this notepad by my bed in the middle of the night, |
1060 | 00:54:49,201 | 00:54:51,161 | and I write down these ideas when I'm half asleep, | and I write down these ideas when I'm half asleep, |
1061 | 00:54:51,245 | 00:54:52,538 | and they never make any sense. | and they never make any sense. |
1062 | 00:54:52,621 | 00:54:54,123 | -I do that, too. -Oh. | -I do that, too. -Oh. |
1063 | 00:54:54,206 | 00:54:57,418 | And then I wake up, and I have these little notes that say things like, | And then I wake up, and I have these little notes that say things like, |
1064 | 00:54:57,668 | 00:55:01,755 | "make everybody be twins" and "electric toilet." | "make everybody be twins" and "electric toilet." |
1065 | 00:55:02,172 | 00:55:04,258 | Those are not good ideas. | Those are not good ideas. |
1066 | 00:55:04,425 | 00:55:05,592 | They're really not. | They're really not. |
1067 | 00:55:06,719 | 00:55:10,514 | So why are you out so late? Are you a prostitute at night, or... | So why are you out so late? Are you a prostitute at night, or... |
1068 | 00:55:10,597 | 00:55:12,808 | No. | No. |
1069 | 00:55:13,809 | 00:55:17,563 | I went out tonight for the first time in a long time, | I went out tonight for the first time in a long time, |
1070 | 00:55:17,646 | 00:55:20,399 | and I let a friend of mine dress me. | and I let a friend of mine dress me. |
1071 | 00:55:20,566 | 00:55:21,400 | Oh. | Oh. |
1072 | 00:55:22,234 | 00:55:23,902 | Well, your friend is a great American. | Well, your friend is a great American. |
1073 | 00:55:23,986 | 00:55:25,404 | Sorry. | Sorry. |
1074 | 00:55:42,963 | 00:55:44,798 | You know, I really like your logo. | You know, I really like your logo. |
1075 | 00:55:44,882 | 00:55:45,883 | Yeah? | Yeah? |
1076 | 00:55:46,300 | 00:55:48,010 | Yeah, I did it myself. | Yeah, I did it myself. |
1077 | 00:55:48,552 | 00:55:49,678 | I really like it. | I really like it. |
1078 | 00:55:50,304 | 00:55:55,225 | You don't think it looks... like a penis? | You don't think it looks... like a penis? |
1079 | 00:55:56,560 | 00:55:58,520 | -No, I don't see that. -No? | -No, I don't see that. -No? |
1080 | 00:55:58,604 | 00:55:59,646 | No, I don't see that. | No, I don't see that. |
1081 | 00:55:59,730 | 00:56:02,900 | Over here you got two obvious... | Over here you got two obvious... |
1082 | 00:56:03,358 | 00:56:05,235 | -I don't know what you're talking about. -...stiff ones... No? | -I don't know what you're talking about. -...stiff ones... No? |
1083 | 00:56:05,360 | 00:56:07,029 | No, I don't know what you're talking about. | No, I don't know what you're talking about. |
1084 | 00:56:09,239 | 00:56:12,493 | Oh, you're being nice. Thank you. | Oh, you're being nice. Thank you. |
1085 | 00:56:13,077 | 00:56:15,788 | Also, I don't think you wanna pick a fight with Jamba Juice. | Also, I don't think you wanna pick a fight with Jamba Juice. |
1086 | 00:56:15,871 | 00:56:17,372 | I mean, they're not exactly Walmart. | I mean, they're not exactly Walmart. |
1087 | 00:56:17,456 | 00:56:21,085 | Well, they are. They're the Exxon of frozen juice companies. | Well, they are. They're the Exxon of frozen juice companies. |
1088 | 00:56:21,168 | 00:56:24,296 | Yes, I think I saw a Michael Moore documentary about that. | Yes, I think I saw a Michael Moore documentary about that. |
1089 | 00:56:24,630 | 00:56:26,799 | Oops. That's embarrassing. | Oops. That's embarrassing. |
1090 | 00:56:28,133 | 00:56:31,428 | So is that offer to get together some time still on the table? | So is that offer to get together some time still on the table? |
1091 | 00:56:32,137 | 00:56:33,639 | Are you asking me out? | Are you asking me out? |
1092 | 00:56:34,264 | 00:56:36,058 | Yes, I think I am. | Yes, I think I am. |
1093 | 00:56:37,017 | 00:56:39,186 | Okay, yes, then, yes. Yeah. | Okay, yes, then, yes. Yeah. |
1094 | 00:56:39,269 | 00:56:40,312 | Great. | Great. |
1095 | 00:56:41,355 | 00:56:42,397 | This came off my head. | This came off my head. |
1096 | 00:56:42,481 | 00:56:43,941 | Some of that hair's real, right? | Some of that hair's real, right? |
1097 | 00:56:44,024 | 00:56:46,276 | No. I'm bald. I'm... | No. I'm bald. I'm... |
1098 | 00:56:46,527 | 00:56:49,279 | These are real. So we got that going for us. | These are real. So we got that going for us. |
1099 | 00:56:53,867 | 00:56:55,035 | Hi, Carl. | Hi, Carl. |
1100 | 00:56:55,494 | 00:56:56,745 | What's up, hot stuff? | What's up, hot stuff? |
1101 | 00:56:56,870 | 00:56:59,206 | What are you doing here? I told you to stay away from me. | What are you doing here? I told you to stay away from me. |
1102 | 00:56:59,289 | 00:57:01,208 | You think you're getting this payday without me? | You think you're getting this payday without me? |
1103 | 00:57:01,291 | 00:57:03,502 | No way. I want my half, okay? | No way. I want my half, okay? |
1104 | 00:57:03,794 | 00:57:06,255 | And I've got insurance, the actual pee-stick. | And I've got insurance, the actual pee-stick. |
1105 | 00:57:06,713 | 00:57:08,674 | I don't even know if that's real. You probably peed on it. | I don't even know if that's real. You probably peed on it. |
1106 | 00:57:08,757 | 00:57:10,926 | Maybe I did, maybe I didn't. But I'll tell you this. | Maybe I did, maybe I didn't. But I'll tell you this. |
1107 | 00:57:11,009 | 00:57:13,220 | It's gonna raise a lot of questions when Kate takes this down to the lab, | It's gonna raise a lot of questions when Kate takes this down to the lab, |
1108 | 00:57:13,303 | 00:57:15,389 | and they start doing DNA tests with CSI stuff, | and they start doing DNA tests with CSI stuff, |
1109 | 00:57:15,472 | 00:57:17,307 | and molecules and proteins and the hair follicles, | and molecules and proteins and the hair follicles, |
1110 | 00:57:17,391 | 00:57:18,600 | and they're gonna connect the dots. | and they're gonna connect the dots. |
1111 | 00:57:18,684 | 00:57:19,685 | And then you're gonna be busted. | And then you're gonna be busted. |
1112 | 00:57:19,768 | 00:57:22,271 | Carl, I don't wanna do any of this anymore. | Carl, I don't wanna do any of this anymore. |
1113 | 00:57:23,981 | 00:57:25,649 | I want a common-law divorce. | I want a common-law divorce. |
1114 | 00:57:26,608 | 00:57:28,986 | You wanna give me back the ring that I made for you in metal shop? | You wanna give me back the ring that I made for you in metal shop? |
1115 | 00:57:29,945 | 00:57:30,863 | Yeah, I do. | Yeah, I do. |
1116 | 00:57:31,530 | 00:57:32,448 | Okay, you know what? | Okay, you know what? |
1117 | 00:57:32,531 | 00:57:33,991 | I'll tell you when this relationship's over, | I'll tell you when this relationship's over, |
1118 | 00:57:34,074 | 00:57:35,617 | because there's a lot of girls that are sitting on the bench | because there's a lot of girls that are sitting on the bench |
1119 | 00:57:35,742 | 00:57:37,411 | that wanna come into this game, all right? | that wanna come into this game, all right? |
1120 | 00:57:37,911 | 00:57:41,373 | So I am canceling this relationship, okay? | So I am canceling this relationship, okay? |
1121 | 00:57:43,292 | 00:57:44,877 | -Please come back to me, Angie. -Oh, my God! | -Please come back to me, Angie. -Oh, my God! |
1122 | 00:57:44,960 | 00:57:46,670 | Wait, wait! Hold on, hold on, please! | Wait, wait! Hold on, hold on, please! |
1123 | 00:57:47,379 | 00:57:49,506 | I wanna say goodbye to you proper, okay? | I wanna say goodbye to you proper, okay? |
1124 | 00:57:49,590 | 00:57:50,883 | We owe that to one another. | We owe that to one another. |
1125 | 00:57:51,383 | 00:57:53,302 | -Can we please have a quickie in the car? -Oh, my... | -Can we please have a quickie in the car? -Oh, my... |
1126 | 00:57:53,427 | 00:57:54,928 | - What? - What's wrong with you? | - What? - What's wrong with you? |
1127 | 00:57:55,012 | 00:57:56,138 | You know what? | You know what? |
1128 | 00:57:56,305 | 00:57:58,974 | I'm not gonna be here for you when Kate kicks you out. | I'm not gonna be here for you when Kate kicks you out. |
1129 | 00:57:59,183 | 00:58:00,434 | So deal with that. | So deal with that. |
1130 | 00:58:02,227 | 00:58:04,855 | {\an8}My girl rocks? My girl does not rock, okay? | {\an8}My girl rocks? My girl does not rock, okay? |
1131 | 00:58:04,980 | 00:58:06,315 | {\an8}My girl is a divorcée. | {\an8}My girl is a divorcée. |
1132 | 00:58:06,523 | 00:58:07,774 | {\an8}So I hope you got Kleenex, | {\an8}So I hope you got Kleenex, |
1133 | 00:58:07,858 | 00:58:08,901 | {\an8}'cause you just said goodbye | {\an8}'cause you just said goodbye |
1134 | 00:58:08,984 | 00:58:10,652 | {\an8}to the coolest thing that ever happened to you. | {\an8}to the coolest thing that ever happened to you. |
1135 | 00:58:15,699 | 00:58:18,827 | I'm gonna bang your friends. Consider them all banged. | I'm gonna bang your friends. Consider them all banged. |
1136 | 00:58:57,991 | 00:59:00,702 | The reason I called you collect is 'cause it's gonna take more than a few quarters | The reason I called you collect is 'cause it's gonna take more than a few quarters |
1137 | 00:59:00,786 | 00:59:02,663 | to express how I feel about you, baby. | to express how I feel about you, baby. |
1138 | 00:59:03,664 | 00:59:05,707 | Hey, where you going? | Hey, where you going? |
1139 | 00:59:08,919 | 00:59:11,672 | I knew something was up when I saw you beating your baby bump like that. | I knew something was up when I saw you beating your baby bump like that. |
1140 | 00:59:14,383 | 00:59:16,176 | It wasn't supposed to happen like this. | It wasn't supposed to happen like this. |
1141 | 00:59:17,177 | 00:59:19,263 | Everything just got way out of hand. | Everything just got way out of hand. |
1142 | 00:59:25,018 | 00:59:26,186 | I think I'm just gonna split. | I think I'm just gonna split. |
1143 | 00:59:27,771 | 00:59:29,064 | That's a good idea. | That's a good idea. |
1144 | 00:59:29,356 | 00:59:30,691 | Just slip away in the dead of night | Just slip away in the dead of night |
1145 | 00:59:30,774 | 00:59:32,067 | and leave Kate thinking you stole the baby. | and leave Kate thinking you stole the baby. |
1146 | 00:59:32,150 | 00:59:33,610 | That would destroy her. | That would destroy her. |
1147 | 00:59:33,860 | 00:59:36,446 | This ain't some little scam where you just call up Domino's and be like, | This ain't some little scam where you just call up Domino's and be like, |
1148 | 00:59:36,530 | 00:59:38,532 | "Yo. You know, I'm doing some church youth event. | "Yo. You know, I'm doing some church youth event. |
1149 | 00:59:38,615 | 00:59:40,033 | I need ten free pizzas." | I need ten free pizzas." |
1150 | 00:59:40,367 | 00:59:41,410 | Why, does that work? | Why, does that work? |
1151 | 00:59:41,994 | 00:59:44,204 | You're lying about the existence of a human being. | You're lying about the existence of a human being. |
1152 | 00:59:45,455 | 00:59:46,456 | If you don't tell her, | If you don't tell her, |
1153 | 00:59:47,374 | 00:59:48,917 | you'll never be able to live with yourself. | you'll never be able to live with yourself. |
1154 | 00:59:49,710 | 00:59:51,503 | Maybe you can tell her after I'm gone. | Maybe you can tell her after I'm gone. |
1155 | 00:59:51,587 | 00:59:52,838 | I'll tell you what I'm gonna do. | I'll tell you what I'm gonna do. |
1156 | 00:59:53,422 | 00:59:55,340 | Not a damn thing, 'cause you're gonna tell her yourself. | Not a damn thing, 'cause you're gonna tell her yourself. |
1157 | 01:00:00,304 | 01:00:01,346 | I've got a surprise for you. | I've got a surprise for you. |
1158 | 01:00:01,722 | 01:00:04,057 | I got a surprise for you, too. | I got a surprise for you, too. |
1159 | 01:00:04,349 | 01:00:07,894 | It is a brochure for the Philadelphia School of Textiles. | It is a brochure for the Philadelphia School of Textiles. |
1160 | 01:00:08,353 | 01:00:09,896 | They've got a great fashion program. | They've got a great fashion program. |
1161 | 01:00:09,980 | 01:00:10,939 | Oh, thanks. | Oh, thanks. |
1162 | 01:00:11,315 | 01:00:13,483 | But that's not the whole surprise. Open it. | But that's not the whole surprise. Open it. |
1163 | 01:00:14,985 | 01:00:16,612 | I'm giving you your check early. | I'm giving you your check early. |
1164 | 01:00:16,695 | 01:00:18,238 | Oh, no, Kate. I can't take that. | Oh, no, Kate. I can't take that. |
1165 | 01:00:19,197 | 01:00:21,033 | You gotta put that through the agency. | You gotta put that through the agency. |
1166 | 01:00:21,116 | 01:00:23,285 | No, it's not gonna bounce. Don't you trust me? | No, it's not gonna bounce. Don't you trust me? |
1167 | 01:00:30,125 | 01:00:31,293 | Where are we going? | Where are we going? |
1168 | 01:00:31,460 | 01:00:32,836 | You have an ultrasound appointment. | You have an ultrasound appointment. |
1169 | 01:00:32,919 | 01:00:35,922 | What? No. Today's Thursday. | What? No. Today's Thursday. |
1170 | 01:00:36,006 | 01:00:38,383 | Ultrasound isn't Thursday. Birthing class is Thursday. | Ultrasound isn't Thursday. Birthing class is Thursday. |
1171 | 01:00:38,467 | 01:00:41,637 | Usually, but you're 18 weeks and so you have another ultrasound. | Usually, but you're 18 weeks and so you have another ultrasound. |
1172 | 01:00:41,720 | 01:00:43,055 | Oh. I can't wait. | Oh. I can't wait. |
1173 | 01:00:43,722 | 01:00:46,600 | I hope the baby's in a good position, so we can see its little profile, | I hope the baby's in a good position, so we can see its little profile, |
1174 | 01:00:46,683 | 01:00:49,603 | because I'd really like to get one of those printouts to hang over my desk. | because I'd really like to get one of those printouts to hang over my desk. |
1175 | 01:00:50,228 | 01:00:51,271 | Do you think it could look like me yet? | Do you think it could look like me yet? |
1176 | 01:00:51,355 | 01:00:53,690 | Could the baby look like you at 18 weeks? | Could the baby look like you at 18 weeks? |
1177 | 01:00:53,774 | 01:00:56,068 | What if it has little tiny glasses? | What if it has little tiny glasses? |
1178 | 01:00:57,361 | 01:01:01,198 | I'm joking. That's me trying to make a joke. | I'm joking. That's me trying to make a joke. |
1179 | 01:01:01,782 | 01:01:03,116 | -That's cold. -Sorry about that. | -That's cold. -Sorry about that. |
1180 | 01:01:03,784 | 01:01:05,077 | Just... | Just... |
1181 | 01:01:13,001 | 01:01:16,004 | If... When you get mad, do you stay mad for a long time? | If... When you get mad, do you stay mad for a long time? |
1182 | 01:01:16,088 | 01:01:18,799 | Yes, yes. I'm a big grudge-holder, actually. | Yes, yes. I'm a big grudge-holder, actually. |
1183 | 01:01:20,050 | 01:01:21,760 | -Hear that? -What? | -Hear that? -What? |
1184 | 01:01:21,843 | 01:01:24,179 | That's your heartbeat. You nervous? | That's your heartbeat. You nervous? |
1185 | 01:01:24,596 | 01:01:25,764 | Yeah, a little. | Yeah, a little. |
1186 | 01:01:26,264 | 01:01:30,435 | Okay, I'm just... Just having a little trouble finding... | Okay, I'm just... Just having a little trouble finding... |
1187 | 01:01:30,686 | 01:01:32,187 | You're gonna have a lot of trouble. | You're gonna have a lot of trouble. |
1188 | 01:01:32,396 | 01:01:34,856 | Kate, I gotta tell you something. I'm not really... | Kate, I gotta tell you something. I'm not really... |
1189 | 01:01:34,940 | 01:01:36,650 | Oh! There's the baby's heartbeat. | Oh! There's the baby's heartbeat. |
1190 | 01:01:38,527 | 01:01:40,237 | -I'm not really... What? -Isn't it wonderful? | -I'm not really... What? -Isn't it wonderful? |
1191 | 01:01:40,320 | 01:01:41,238 | Holy shit! | Holy shit! |
1192 | 01:01:41,321 | 01:01:43,115 | -There's a baby in there? -Yep. | -There's a baby in there? -Yep. |
1193 | 01:01:43,281 | 01:01:45,367 | -How did it get in there? -It's a miracle. | -How did it get in there? -It's a miracle. |
1194 | 01:01:45,492 | 01:01:46,410 | What did you wanna tell me? | What did you wanna tell me? |
1195 | 01:01:46,702 | 01:01:47,786 | Uh... | Uh... |
1196 | 01:01:48,829 | 01:01:51,081 | I'm so excited. | I'm so excited. |
1197 | 01:01:52,165 | 01:01:53,291 | Yay! | Yay! |
1198 | 01:01:56,169 | 01:01:59,214 | What do you mean, pregnant? I thought you was lying to Kate. | What do you mean, pregnant? I thought you was lying to Kate. |
1199 | 01:01:59,423 | 01:02:01,091 | I was. I am. | I was. I am. |
1200 | 01:02:02,008 | 01:02:04,344 | It's not Kate's baby. It's Carl's. | It's not Kate's baby. It's Carl's. |
1201 | 01:02:04,636 | 01:02:06,388 | -So the procedure thing... -Didn't take. | -So the procedure thing... -Didn't take. |
1202 | 01:02:07,347 | 01:02:09,182 | And then I was crying, so Carl and I did it. | And then I was crying, so Carl and I did it. |
1203 | 01:02:09,474 | 01:02:10,934 | And it's just country. | And it's just country. |
1204 | 01:02:11,017 | 01:02:12,227 | I missed a couple periods, | I missed a couple periods, |
1205 | 01:02:12,310 | 01:02:14,980 | and I thought maybe it was my hormones, you know what I'm talking about? | and I thought maybe it was my hormones, you know what I'm talking about? |
1206 | 01:02:15,105 | 01:02:16,231 | No, I don't know nothing about that. | No, I don't know nothing about that. |
1207 | 01:02:16,314 | 01:02:18,442 | But then I started spotting, and I thought that was my period, | But then I started spotting, and I thought that was my period, |
1208 | 01:02:18,525 | 01:02:19,776 | but usually I don't have a heavy flow. | but usually I don't have a heavy flow. |
1209 | 01:02:19,860 | 01:02:21,111 | Stop it. | Stop it. |
1210 | 01:02:21,695 | 01:02:25,115 | My boobs didn't hurt, so I was like, "It's not my period..." | My boobs didn't hurt, so I was like, "It's not my period..." |
1211 | 01:02:25,198 | 01:02:27,451 | You know what? Look, I'm just gonna lay it out, all right? | You know what? Look, I'm just gonna lay it out, all right? |
1212 | 01:02:27,659 | 01:02:29,119 | I'm not discussing the lady business with you. | I'm not discussing the lady business with you. |
1213 | 01:02:29,202 | 01:02:30,829 | I mean, I think it's a beautiful thing and all that, | I mean, I think it's a beautiful thing and all that, |
1214 | 01:02:30,912 | 01:02:32,456 | but it's disgusting, okay? | but it's disgusting, okay? |
1215 | 01:02:32,539 | 01:02:34,124 | And I'm afraid if we keep talking about it, | And I'm afraid if we keep talking about it, |
1216 | 01:02:34,207 | 01:02:35,834 | that our cycles might synchronize... | that our cycles might synchronize... |
1217 | 01:02:37,419 | 01:02:39,337 | What am I supposed to do, Oscar? | What am I supposed to do, Oscar? |
1218 | 01:02:40,297 | 01:02:43,592 | I can't cash that check. I can't take any of Kate's money. | I can't cash that check. I can't take any of Kate's money. |
1219 | 01:02:43,967 | 01:02:46,511 | But I am gonna stay here until I figure out what to do. | But I am gonna stay here until I figure out what to do. |
1220 | 01:02:47,512 | 01:02:49,222 | I don't know anything about being a mother. | I don't know anything about being a mother. |
1221 | 01:02:49,806 | 01:02:50,932 | You better start learning. | You better start learning. |
1222 | 01:02:51,767 | 01:02:53,435 | It's good if the kid's raised here, though, you know? | It's good if the kid's raised here, though, you know? |
1223 | 01:02:53,977 | 01:02:57,773 | Better school, better apartment, better situation. | Better school, better apartment, better situation. |
1224 | 01:03:00,150 | 01:03:01,151 | Is that what you want? | Is that what you want? |
1225 | 01:03:03,528 | 01:03:04,613 | No, I wanna keep it. | No, I wanna keep it. |
1226 | 01:03:09,618 | 01:03:10,827 | {\an8}Have you read this? | {\an8}Have you read this? |
1227 | 01:03:11,453 | 01:03:15,791 | {\an8}"One in four million babies are born with a full set of teeth." | {\an8}"One in four million babies are born with a full set of teeth." |
1228 | 01:03:16,249 | 01:03:17,834 | Angie, it's gonna be fine. | Angie, it's gonna be fine. |
1229 | 01:03:18,668 | 01:03:19,669 | Where you going? | Where you going? |
1230 | 01:03:19,753 | 01:03:21,087 | I have a date with that guy, Rob. | I have a date with that guy, Rob. |
1231 | 01:03:21,546 | 01:03:22,547 | Are you gonna tell him about me? | Are you gonna tell him about me? |
1232 | 01:03:22,631 | 01:03:24,883 | No. I've made that mistake before. | No. I've made that mistake before. |
1233 | 01:03:24,966 | 01:03:26,468 | It turns out they don't like it | It turns out they don't like it |
1234 | 01:03:26,551 | 01:03:30,013 | when you talk about the successful transfer of embryos on the first date. | when you talk about the successful transfer of embryos on the first date. |
1235 | 01:03:30,889 | 01:03:32,516 | Read the chapter about hermaphrodites. | Read the chapter about hermaphrodites. |
1236 | 01:03:32,599 | 01:03:33,850 | You won't sleep for a week. | You won't sleep for a week. |
1237 | 01:03:36,228 | 01:03:38,605 | Hello, folks, my name is Chet. I'm your waiter. | Hello, folks, my name is Chet. I'm your waiter. |
1238 | 01:03:38,897 | 01:03:42,025 | Are you folks familiar with the raw food vegan movement? | Are you folks familiar with the raw food vegan movement? |
1239 | 01:03:42,484 | 01:03:44,110 | -Yeah. -I think he is, more than I am. | -Yeah. -I think he is, more than I am. |
1240 | 01:03:44,194 | 01:03:45,654 | Yeah, yeah. | Yeah, yeah. |
1241 | 01:03:45,737 | 01:03:47,614 | Okay, should we start with some appetizers? | Okay, should we start with some appetizers? |
1242 | 01:03:47,781 | 01:03:51,451 | Yeah. How's the sea kelp pizza? | Yeah. How's the sea kelp pizza? |
1243 | 01:03:51,535 | 01:03:53,703 | That's got a nice earthy taste, little bit of a dirt taste. | That's got a nice earthy taste, little bit of a dirt taste. |
1244 | 01:03:53,787 | 01:03:54,621 | It's very nice. | It's very nice. |
1245 | 01:03:55,789 | 01:03:58,041 | Oh. Salty. We'll stay away from that. | Oh. Salty. We'll stay away from that. |
1246 | 01:03:58,500 | 01:03:59,960 | You know what looks good is the blue algae? | You know what looks good is the blue algae? |
1247 | 01:04:00,043 | 01:04:01,545 | -You wanna just... -Yes, yes. | -You wanna just... -Yes, yes. |
1248 | 01:04:01,962 | 01:04:03,004 | Excellent. Be right back. | Excellent. Be right back. |
1249 | 01:04:06,550 | 01:04:08,385 | So what kind of law did you practice? | So what kind of law did you practice? |
1250 | 01:04:08,927 | 01:04:11,555 | Corporate. You know when you're watching the news, | Corporate. You know when you're watching the news, |
1251 | 01:04:11,638 | 01:04:14,140 | and you see some bloated CEO involved in a scandal, | and you see some bloated CEO involved in a scandal, |
1252 | 01:04:14,224 | 01:04:15,350 | and you kind of wonder to yourself, | and you kind of wonder to yourself, |
1253 | 01:04:15,433 | 01:04:17,811 | "How is this prick not going straight to jail?" | "How is this prick not going straight to jail?" |
1254 | 01:04:18,228 | 01:04:20,564 | Sometimes it was because of me. | Sometimes it was because of me. |
1255 | 01:04:20,647 | 01:04:21,940 | You must be very proud. | You must be very proud. |
1256 | 01:04:22,691 | 01:04:24,401 | All right, here's your blue-green algae | All right, here's your blue-green algae |
1257 | 01:04:24,484 | 01:04:26,111 | and a yeast bowl for the table. | and a yeast bowl for the table. |
1258 | 01:04:26,611 | 01:04:27,654 | -Thank you. -Thanks. | -Thank you. -Thanks. |
1259 | 01:04:27,737 | 01:04:28,780 | This looks good. | This looks good. |
1260 | 01:04:29,447 | 01:04:30,615 | -Oh, it's warm. -Yeah. | -Oh, it's warm. -Yeah. |
1261 | 01:04:33,243 | 01:04:35,662 | What about you? You like your work? | What about you? You like your work? |
1262 | 01:04:36,037 | 01:04:37,581 | I do, but I mean, | I do, but I mean, |
1263 | 01:04:37,956 | 01:04:40,375 | I have other things in my life besides my job. | I have other things in my life besides my job. |
1264 | 01:04:40,667 | 01:04:42,794 | I like to travel for work. | I like to travel for work. |
1265 | 01:04:44,462 | 01:04:45,547 | Oh, that's a... | Oh, that's a... |
1266 | 01:04:47,090 | 01:04:48,300 | That's a good yeast. | That's a good yeast. |
1267 | 01:04:49,259 | 01:04:50,635 | Very yeasty. | Very yeasty. |
1268 | 01:04:51,678 | 01:04:53,013 | How long have you been vegan? | How long have you been vegan? |
1269 | 01:04:54,264 | 01:04:56,057 | I'm not. | I'm not. |
1270 | 01:04:56,182 | 01:04:59,311 | I'm sorry. I'm not, I thought that you were, | I'm sorry. I'm not, I thought that you were, |
1271 | 01:04:59,394 | 01:05:00,562 | and that's why I took you here. | and that's why I took you here. |
1272 | 01:05:00,645 | 01:05:01,813 | Because of where you work, | Because of where you work, |
1273 | 01:05:01,897 | 01:05:03,899 | -I never would have... Oh, God. -No. No. | -I never would have... Oh, God. -No. No. |
1274 | 01:05:03,982 | 01:05:05,692 | -Can we... Yeah, you want to... -I eat meat. | -Can we... Yeah, you want to... -I eat meat. |
1275 | 01:05:06,151 | 01:05:07,611 | Yeah, I eat meat like nobody's business. | Yeah, I eat meat like nobody's business. |
1276 | 01:05:10,030 | 01:05:13,116 | I'll have a large steak with provolone, no Cheez Whiz, no onions, | I'll have a large steak with provolone, no Cheez Whiz, no onions, |
1277 | 01:05:13,199 | 01:05:15,118 | peppers on the side, don't overcook the meat. | peppers on the side, don't overcook the meat. |
1278 | 01:05:15,201 | 01:05:17,704 | Also, I'd like you to slice me a new fresh roll, | Also, I'd like you to slice me a new fresh roll, |
1279 | 01:05:17,787 | 01:05:19,497 | because those ones have been sitting out for a long time. | because those ones have been sitting out for a long time. |
1280 | 01:05:19,581 | 01:05:21,791 | I want a Birch Beer, cold, no cup. | I want a Birch Beer, cold, no cup. |
1281 | 01:05:22,083 | 01:05:24,878 | You really should consider changing those Styrofoam cups to paper ones, | You really should consider changing those Styrofoam cups to paper ones, |
1282 | 01:05:24,961 | 01:05:26,421 | because they're very bad for the environment. | because they're very bad for the environment. |
1283 | 01:05:27,297 | 01:05:28,840 | Yeah, I'll have the same. | Yeah, I'll have the same. |
1284 | 01:05:29,758 | 01:05:31,593 | I'm sorry. I'm a little overly thorough. | I'm sorry. I'm a little overly thorough. |
1285 | 01:05:31,718 | 01:05:34,471 | Some people would say that I am bossy and controlling. | Some people would say that I am bossy and controlling. |
1286 | 01:05:34,554 | 01:05:36,514 | No, that's just prejudice. | No, that's just prejudice. |
1287 | 01:05:36,598 | 01:05:38,350 | They call you bossy and controlling 'cause you're a woman. | They call you bossy and controlling 'cause you're a woman. |
1288 | 01:05:38,433 | 01:05:40,560 | But if you were a man doing the same stuff, | But if you were a man doing the same stuff, |
1289 | 01:05:41,102 | 01:05:42,187 | you'd just be a dick. | you'd just be a dick. |
1290 | 01:05:43,563 | 01:05:44,606 | What? | What? |
1291 | 01:05:45,273 | 01:05:46,149 | Nothing. | Nothing. |
1292 | 01:05:46,900 | 01:05:49,444 | No one's ever called me a dick before on a date. | No one's ever called me a dick before on a date. |
1293 | 01:05:49,694 | 01:05:50,528 | Term of endearment. | Term of endearment. |
1294 | 01:05:51,988 | 01:05:55,951 | So listen, there's something that I haven't told you. | So listen, there's something that I haven't told you. |
1295 | 01:05:56,201 | 01:06:00,705 | And it may be a deal-breaker. | And it may be a deal-breaker. |
1296 | 01:06:01,206 | 01:06:03,249 | Oh, boy, you are super fruity, aren't you? | Oh, boy, you are super fruity, aren't you? |
1297 | 01:06:03,375 | 01:06:04,334 | No. | No. |
1298 | 01:06:04,417 | 01:06:06,544 | But I do have a daughter. | But I do have a daughter. |
1299 | 01:06:08,171 | 01:06:11,758 | She's 12 years old and she lives with me every other weekend. | She's 12 years old and she lives with me every other weekend. |
1300 | 01:06:13,218 | 01:06:14,344 | I think that's great. | I think that's great. |
1301 | 01:06:15,011 | 01:06:15,845 | Yeah? | Yeah? |
1302 | 01:06:17,222 | 01:06:19,015 | Okay. You have any kids? | Okay. You have any kids? |
1303 | 01:06:20,350 | 01:06:22,185 | I've never been married. | I've never been married. |
1304 | 01:06:23,228 | 01:06:25,146 | Well, Kate, | Well, Kate, |
1305 | 01:06:26,314 | 01:06:28,400 | you don't have to be married to have a kid. | you don't have to be married to have a kid. |
1306 | 01:06:44,040 | 01:06:45,500 | -Do you want to go back to my... -Yes. | -Do you want to go back to my... -Yes. |
1307 | 01:06:46,876 | 01:06:48,086 | I was going to say apartment, just to be clear. | I was going to say apartment, just to be clear. |
1308 | 01:06:48,169 | 01:06:50,005 | Yeah. I'm 37. I know how this works. | Yeah. I'm 37. I know how this works. |
1309 | 01:06:50,088 | 01:06:51,047 | -Okay. -Let's go. | -Okay. -Let's go. |
1310 | 01:06:51,131 | 01:06:53,341 | It's actually this way. | It's actually this way. |
1311 | 01:06:53,425 | 01:06:54,384 | Okay. | Okay. |
1312 | 01:06:59,014 | 01:07:00,682 | -1406. -Yeah. | -1406. -Yeah. |
1313 | 01:07:00,890 | 01:07:02,434 | Oh, no. No, no, no. | Oh, no. No, no, no. |
1314 | 01:07:02,517 | 01:07:03,977 | Look who just got inducted | Look who just got inducted |
1315 | 01:07:04,060 | 01:07:05,979 | into the walk of shame. | into the walk of shame. |
1316 | 01:07:06,271 | 01:07:08,189 | Why are you all shiny like a soul food cook? | Why are you all shiny like a soul food cook? |
1317 | 01:07:10,108 | 01:07:11,359 | I want you, now, | I want you, now, |
1318 | 01:07:11,443 | 01:07:13,862 | to look your partner in the eye, and I want you to tell her | to look your partner in the eye, and I want you to tell her |
1319 | 01:07:13,945 | 01:07:16,239 | she is beautiful. | she is beautiful. |
1320 | 01:07:18,491 | 01:07:19,617 | You are beautiful. | You are beautiful. |
1321 | 01:07:19,909 | 01:07:22,495 | Tell her, "You are strong." | Tell her, "You are strong." |
1322 | 01:07:22,579 | 01:07:23,663 | You are strong. | You are strong. |
1323 | 01:07:23,955 | 01:07:28,835 | Tell her, "Thank you for giving me this baby." | Tell her, "Thank you for giving me this baby." |
1324 | 01:07:29,085 | 01:07:31,046 | Thank you for giving me this baby. | Thank you for giving me this baby. |
1325 | 01:07:33,923 | 01:07:35,467 | -Are you crying? -No. | -Are you crying? -No. |
1326 | 01:07:36,509 | 01:07:39,387 | I am. I'm crying a little bit. | I am. I'm crying a little bit. |
1327 | 01:07:41,806 | 01:07:42,640 | All right. | All right. |
1328 | 01:07:45,977 | 01:07:48,063 | Romaine, Cheyenne, time to go. | Romaine, Cheyenne, time to go. |
1329 | 01:07:48,146 | 01:07:50,356 | We have a playdate with Wingspan and Banjo. | We have a playdate with Wingspan and Banjo. |
1330 | 01:07:51,524 | 01:07:54,944 | Those kids would have got their asses handed to them in my neighborhood. | Those kids would have got their asses handed to them in my neighborhood. |
1331 | 01:07:55,320 | 01:07:57,781 | My sister wants to know what kind of cake you want for the shower. | My sister wants to know what kind of cake you want for the shower. |
1332 | 01:07:58,656 | 01:08:00,450 | Kate, I don't think I should go to that, you know? | Kate, I don't think I should go to that, you know? |
1333 | 01:08:00,533 | 01:08:02,452 | I mean, that's just kind of for you. | I mean, that's just kind of for you. |
1334 | 01:08:02,535 | 01:08:03,912 | No, it's for both of us. | No, it's for both of us. |
1335 | 01:08:03,995 | 01:08:07,248 | My mother wants to meet you and make you feel weird. | My mother wants to meet you and make you feel weird. |
1336 | 01:08:08,541 | 01:08:09,459 | Excuse me. | Excuse me. |
1337 | 01:08:11,878 | 01:08:13,046 | Yes. Barry, hi. | Yes. Barry, hi. |
1338 | 01:08:13,129 | 01:08:15,632 | No, I'm pulling into the construction site right now. | No, I'm pulling into the construction site right now. |
1339 | 01:08:16,341 | 01:08:17,550 | Think I went to a rave here once. | Think I went to a rave here once. |
1340 | 01:08:17,634 | 01:08:18,968 | Please, I asked you to wait in the car. | Please, I asked you to wait in the car. |
1341 | 01:08:19,052 | 01:08:20,011 | It's too hot in there, | It's too hot in there, |
1342 | 01:08:20,095 | 01:08:21,721 | and your weirdo air conditioning, I don't know how to work it. | and your weirdo air conditioning, I don't know how to work it. |
1343 | 01:08:21,805 | 01:08:23,556 | -Barry, I'm sorry. -Kate, where you been? | -Barry, I'm sorry. -Kate, where you been? |
1344 | 01:08:23,640 | 01:08:25,642 | I'm having second thoughts about this location. | I'm having second thoughts about this location. |
1345 | 01:08:25,809 | 01:08:26,643 | Is it the taxes? | Is it the taxes? |
1346 | 01:08:26,726 | 01:08:29,437 | It's probably because this place gives you a weird vibe, right? | It's probably because this place gives you a weird vibe, right? |
1347 | 01:08:29,562 | 01:08:31,773 | Yes. That one. | Yes. That one. |
1348 | 01:08:32,899 | 01:08:34,526 | I'm not getting good vibes here. | I'm not getting good vibes here. |
1349 | 01:08:35,235 | 01:08:37,028 | And if there's one thing Oprah taught me, | And if there's one thing Oprah taught me, |
1350 | 01:08:37,112 | 01:08:39,239 | it's to trust my instincts and follow my fear. | it's to trust my instincts and follow my fear. |
1351 | 01:08:39,656 | 01:08:41,699 | Is that the episode where she got her ears pierced? | Is that the episode where she got her ears pierced? |
1352 | 01:08:41,783 | 01:08:43,201 | No, this was at her home in Maui. | No, this was at her home in Maui. |
1353 | 01:08:43,868 | 01:08:44,702 | Who are you? | Who are you? |
1354 | 01:08:45,286 | 01:08:46,287 | I'm Angie. | I'm Angie. |
1355 | 01:08:46,371 | 01:08:47,497 | She works for me. | She works for me. |
1356 | 01:08:47,831 | 01:08:49,165 | She's very intuitive. | She's very intuitive. |
1357 | 01:08:49,707 | 01:08:51,000 | I read people's energies. | I read people's energies. |
1358 | 01:08:51,167 | 01:08:52,752 | -You read energies? -Yeah. | -You read energies? -Yeah. |
1359 | 01:08:57,298 | 01:08:58,800 | Good. Very good. | Good. Very good. |
1360 | 01:09:01,302 | 01:09:02,804 | How's the energy in this site? | How's the energy in this site? |
1361 | 01:09:06,266 | 01:09:08,184 | Green, mostly. | Green, mostly. |
1362 | 01:09:08,852 | 01:09:11,688 | Like healthy leaves. | Like healthy leaves. |
1363 | 01:09:13,898 | 01:09:14,816 | Money? | Money? |
1364 | 01:09:16,568 | 01:09:17,610 | Exactly. | Exactly. |
1365 | 01:09:18,111 | 01:09:19,028 | I like your maid. | I like your maid. |
1366 | 01:09:19,445 | 01:09:20,446 | So do I. | So do I. |
1367 | 01:09:20,530 | 01:09:22,157 | Let me put my hands into your hands, | Let me put my hands into your hands, |
1368 | 01:09:22,240 | 01:09:24,284 | and I'll whisper to you the secret of success. | and I'll whisper to you the secret of success. |
1369 | 01:09:33,668 | 01:09:35,128 | So, are we back on? | So, are we back on? |
1370 | 01:09:35,461 | 01:09:36,588 | We were never off. | We were never off. |
1371 | 01:09:37,630 | 01:09:38,631 | What did he say? | What did he say? |
1372 | 01:09:38,715 | 01:09:40,592 | - The secret of success. - And? | - The secret of success. - And? |
1373 | 01:09:40,717 | 01:09:42,260 | He said, "Have a big penis." | He said, "Have a big penis." |
1374 | 01:09:42,343 | 01:09:43,928 | - No, he didn't. - Yeah, he did. | - No, he didn't. - Yeah, he did. |
1375 | 01:09:45,013 | 01:09:49,601 | ♪ Staring up into the solar system ♪ | ♪ Staring up into the solar system ♪ |
1376 | 01:09:53,062 | 01:09:58,067 | ♪ All the stars are fixed up In the sky... ♪ | ♪ All the stars are fixed up In the sky... ♪ |
1377 | 01:10:01,988 | 01:10:07,243 | ♪ I just want to sparkle for a moment ♪ | ♪ I just want to sparkle for a moment ♪ |
1378 | 01:10:10,830 | 01:10:15,877 | ♪ Before I just fizzle out and die ♪ | ♪ Before I just fizzle out and die ♪ |
1379 | 01:10:17,378 | 01:10:20,673 | ♪ I'm happy because I'm stupid ♪ | ♪ I'm happy because I'm stupid ♪ |
1380 | 01:10:20,965 | 01:10:24,677 | ♪ Scared of spiders, scared of flying ♪ | ♪ Scared of spiders, scared of flying ♪ |
1381 | 01:10:26,763 | 01:10:29,265 | ♪ So just be gentle with me ♪ | ♪ So just be gentle with me ♪ |
1382 | 01:10:29,349 | 01:10:31,267 | ♪ I'm not as young as I was ♪ | ♪ I'm not as young as I was ♪ |
1383 | 01:10:31,517 | 01:10:33,394 | ♪ And I'll be gentle with you ♪ | ♪ And I'll be gentle with you ♪ |
1384 | 01:10:33,519 | 01:10:35,855 | ♪ I'm not as brave as I thought ♪ | ♪ I'm not as brave as I thought ♪ |
1385 | 01:10:36,940 | 01:10:41,027 | ♪ 'Cause my heart gets broken so easily ♪ | ♪ 'Cause my heart gets broken so easily ♪ |
1386 | 01:10:41,110 | 01:10:44,364 | ♪ So just be gentle Be gentle with me... ♪ | ♪ So just be gentle Be gentle with me... ♪ |
1387 | 01:10:44,614 | 01:10:47,492 | Oh, my God! | Oh, my God! |
1388 | 01:10:47,575 | 01:10:49,285 | Oh, my God. Look! Wait. | Oh, my God. Look! Wait. |
1389 | 01:10:49,702 | 01:10:51,454 | -Is that the face? -I think. | -Is that the face? -I think. |
1390 | 01:10:51,537 | 01:10:52,872 | That was a big one! | That was a big one! |
1391 | 01:10:54,415 | 01:10:56,125 | Oh, my God. What does it feel like? | Oh, my God. What does it feel like? |
1392 | 01:10:58,044 | 01:10:59,629 | Like if you ate a meatball sandwich, | Like if you ate a meatball sandwich, |
1393 | 01:10:59,712 | 01:11:02,048 | then that meatball sandwich was kicking you. | then that meatball sandwich was kicking you. |
1394 | 01:11:03,841 | 01:11:05,593 | I think I gotta tell Rob about you and the baby. | I think I gotta tell Rob about you and the baby. |
1395 | 01:11:05,677 | 01:11:06,719 | What? Why? | What? Why? |
1396 | 01:11:06,803 | 01:11:08,012 | Well, we've been going out for a month, | Well, we've been going out for a month, |
1397 | 01:11:08,096 | 01:11:09,514 | and I didn't think it would turn into anything, | and I didn't think it would turn into anything, |
1398 | 01:11:09,597 | 01:11:10,932 | but it sort of is. | but it sort of is. |
1399 | 01:11:11,015 | 01:11:12,475 | I don't think that's a good idea. | I don't think that's a good idea. |
1400 | 01:11:12,725 | 01:11:14,143 | You know, he may break up with you. | You know, he may break up with you. |
1401 | 01:11:14,727 | 01:11:17,021 | Yeah, but the longer I wait, the weirder it's gonna be. | Yeah, but the longer I wait, the weirder it's gonna be. |
1402 | 01:11:17,939 | 01:11:19,607 | It's gonna be weird no matter what. | It's gonna be weird no matter what. |
1403 | 01:11:19,691 | 01:11:22,735 | He'll know I'm hiding something. I'm the worst liar. | He'll know I'm hiding something. I'm the worst liar. |
1404 | 01:11:22,819 | 01:11:25,655 | Okay, tell me three things about yourself and make one of them a lie. | Okay, tell me three things about yourself and make one of them a lie. |
1405 | 01:11:25,989 | 01:11:26,948 | Okay. | Okay. |
1406 | 01:11:27,365 | 01:11:29,534 | -I'm from Pennsylvania, -Uh-huh. | -I'm from Pennsylvania, -Uh-huh. |
1407 | 01:11:29,617 | 01:11:33,121 | I am a Leo, and I am five-foot-nine. | I am a Leo, and I am five-foot-nine. |
1408 | 01:11:35,748 | 01:11:37,792 | I don't want to... This is why I can't lie to him. | I don't want to... This is why I can't lie to him. |
1409 | 01:11:37,875 | 01:11:38,876 | You're not lying to him. | You're not lying to him. |
1410 | 01:11:39,627 | 01:11:41,879 | You're just not telling him the truth, there's a big difference. | You're just not telling him the truth, there's a big difference. |
1411 | 01:11:41,963 | 01:11:42,964 | Is there? | Is there? |
1412 | 01:11:44,048 | 01:11:46,092 | I don't know. Don't ask me. | I don't know. Don't ask me. |
1413 | 01:11:54,392 | 01:11:57,562 | ♪ Don't speak, I can't even take it ♪ | ♪ Don't speak, I can't even take it ♪ |
1414 | 01:11:57,645 | 01:12:00,523 | ♪ And I don't need no reason... ♪ | ♪ And I don't need no reason... ♪ |
1415 | 01:12:01,399 | 01:12:02,483 | Hi. | Hi. |
1416 | 01:12:02,942 | 01:12:04,444 | I'm Rob. I'm here to pick up Kate. | I'm Rob. I'm here to pick up Kate. |
1417 | 01:12:05,778 | 01:12:06,779 | Oh! | Oh! |
1418 | 01:12:08,614 | 01:12:11,242 | Sorry, I'm a little early. I was just in the neighborhood, so... | Sorry, I'm a little early. I was just in the neighborhood, so... |
1419 | 01:12:12,952 | 01:12:13,995 | Do come in. | Do come in. |
1420 | 01:12:17,957 | 01:12:20,168 | -Hello, I'm Angela. -Okay. | -Hello, I'm Angela. -Okay. |
1421 | 01:12:20,251 | 01:12:23,629 | I'm Kate's sister, so... | I'm Kate's sister, so... |
1422 | 01:12:24,630 | 01:12:26,591 | We are in the same family. | We are in the same family. |
1423 | 01:12:27,592 | 01:12:33,056 | And I was just practicing the ancient Japanese art of karaoke. | And I was just practicing the ancient Japanese art of karaoke. |
1424 | 01:12:34,098 | 01:12:35,308 | -Karaoke? -Yes. | -Karaoke? -Yes. |
1425 | 01:12:35,391 | 01:12:39,145 | You're delightful. Hello. Oh, well. | You're delightful. Hello. Oh, well. |
1426 | 01:12:40,104 | 01:12:42,440 | Whoo. I can see how she likes you so much. Kate? | Whoo. I can see how she likes you so much. Kate? |
1427 | 01:12:42,815 | 01:12:44,942 | -You live here? -No, no. | -You live here? -No, no. |
1428 | 01:12:45,693 | 01:12:49,906 | I live in New York City in a pied-à-terre apartment | I live in New York City in a pied-à-terre apartment |
1429 | 01:12:49,989 | 01:12:51,574 | with a husband that I have. | with a husband that I have. |
1430 | 01:12:53,659 | 01:12:57,372 | Wow, so you're just kind of visiting here, or... | Wow, so you're just kind of visiting here, or... |
1431 | 01:12:57,455 | 01:12:59,123 | He's in the stock market. | He's in the stock market. |
1432 | 01:12:59,207 | 01:13:04,462 | So we go from city to city, visiting other stock markets. | So we go from city to city, visiting other stock markets. |
1433 | 01:13:05,254 | 01:13:06,714 | And that's how we roll. | And that's how we roll. |
1434 | 01:13:06,798 | 01:13:08,424 | It's funny, 'cause you guys don't look alike at all. | It's funny, 'cause you guys don't look alike at all. |
1435 | 01:13:08,508 | 01:13:09,550 | Oh, well. | Oh, well. |
1436 | 01:13:09,884 | 01:13:11,344 | -Different dads? -Yes. | -Different dads? -Yes. |
1437 | 01:13:11,594 | 01:13:13,346 | We have different dads. That's what we have. | We have different dads. That's what we have. |
1438 | 01:13:13,429 | 01:13:15,056 | We have different dads. Thank you for that. | We have different dads. Thank you for that. |
1439 | 01:13:16,224 | 01:13:17,433 | Is that my phone? | Is that my phone? |
1440 | 01:13:18,184 | 01:13:19,477 | I didn't actually hear... | I didn't actually hear... |
1441 | 01:13:19,560 | 01:13:22,438 | It was. Hold on, it's from Europe. Hello? | It was. Hold on, it's from Europe. Hello? |
1442 | 01:13:23,106 | 01:13:24,565 | Oh, um... | Oh, um... |
1443 | 01:13:28,236 | 01:13:29,862 | Yes, interesting. | Yes, interesting. |
1444 | 01:13:29,946 | 01:13:33,783 | It's a business call. So nice to meet you. | It's a business call. So nice to meet you. |
1445 | 01:13:34,617 | 01:13:35,701 | - What? - Yes. | - What? - Yes. |
1446 | 01:13:36,244 | 01:13:37,829 | What? How long did he talk to you? | What? How long did he talk to you? |
1447 | 01:13:38,871 | 01:13:42,333 | Hi. Look at you, early bird. | Hi. Look at you, early bird. |
1448 | 01:13:42,417 | 01:13:44,460 | Okay, it's nice to see you. | Okay, it's nice to see you. |
1449 | 01:13:44,544 | 01:13:47,046 | -Oh, my gosh, well, let's go. -Yeah. | -Oh, my gosh, well, let's go. -Yeah. |
1450 | 01:13:47,130 | 01:13:48,631 | Does your sister want to come with us? | Does your sister want to come with us? |
1451 | 01:13:48,714 | 01:13:50,049 | No, she's not well. | No, she's not well. |
1452 | 01:13:51,092 | 01:13:52,844 | -Bye, Angela. -Adiós. | -Bye, Angela. -Adiós. |
1453 | 01:13:54,137 | 01:13:55,638 | Push, woman. | Push, woman. |
1454 | 01:13:56,639 | 01:14:00,393 | Yeah, good. Push, and boom! Congratulations. Look. | Yeah, good. Push, and boom! Congratulations. Look. |
1455 | 01:14:00,476 | 01:14:02,603 | Oh, popcorn. | Oh, popcorn. |
1456 | 01:14:02,687 | 01:14:03,729 | See? | See? |
1457 | 01:14:03,813 | 01:14:06,274 | It's that easy. What movie we watching? | It's that easy. What movie we watching? |
1458 | 01:14:07,859 | 01:14:09,986 | Extreme Vaginal Delivery. | Extreme Vaginal Delivery. |
1459 | 01:14:10,236 | 01:14:12,905 | "The miracle of really big childbirth." | "The miracle of really big childbirth." |
1460 | 01:14:15,116 | 01:14:16,284 | Oh, damn! | Oh, damn! |
1461 | 01:14:17,326 | 01:14:18,453 | You can't come back from that. | You can't come back from that. |
1462 | 01:14:20,413 | 01:14:22,540 | That's why you always want to stay over here, huh? | That's why you always want to stay over here, huh? |
1463 | 01:14:22,623 | 01:14:24,292 | -It's one of the reasons. -Well, | -It's one of the reasons. -Well, |
1464 | 01:14:24,792 | 01:14:26,586 | how long is your sister in town? | how long is your sister in town? |
1465 | 01:14:26,919 | 01:14:28,546 | Angie's not really my sister. | Angie's not really my sister. |
1466 | 01:14:28,629 | 01:14:32,049 | I know. She's your half-sister. She told me. | I know. She's your half-sister. She told me. |
1467 | 01:14:33,176 | 01:14:35,970 | What else did Angela tell you? | What else did Angela tell you? |
1468 | 01:14:36,429 | 01:14:37,388 | Uh, well, | Uh, well, |
1469 | 01:14:39,015 | 01:14:41,142 | she told me that you like me a lot. | she told me that you like me a lot. |
1470 | 01:14:41,225 | 01:14:43,978 | Well, she's a liar. She's a known liar. | Well, she's a liar. She's a known liar. |
1471 | 01:14:44,061 | 01:14:44,896 | What is this? | What is this? |
1472 | 01:14:45,146 | 01:14:51,068 | {\an8}Jillian wants me to take her to an exhibit of abnormal skulls at the Mütter Museum. | {\an8}Jillian wants me to take her to an exhibit of abnormal skulls at the Mütter Museum. |
1473 | 01:14:51,652 | 01:14:52,820 | Do you need me to get out of here? | Do you need me to get out of here? |
1474 | 01:14:52,904 | 01:14:54,739 | No, no. No, I was gonna see if you wanted to come. | No, no. No, I was gonna see if you wanted to come. |
1475 | 01:14:55,114 | 01:14:57,575 | -You want me to meet your daughter? -Is that a bad idea? | -You want me to meet your daughter? -Is that a bad idea? |
1476 | 01:14:58,743 | 01:15:02,371 | No. I really, really like kids. | No. I really, really like kids. |
1477 | 01:15:04,916 | 01:15:06,459 | - Oh, my God. - Oh, I know. | - Oh, my God. - Oh, I know. |
1478 | 01:15:06,542 | 01:15:08,127 | -Have you read this article? -Mm-mmm. | -Have you read this article? -Mm-mmm. |
1479 | 01:15:08,669 | 01:15:11,047 | This Chaffee Backnell lady. | This Chaffee Backnell lady. |
1480 | 01:15:11,130 | 01:15:13,257 | -Bicknell. -She is a piece of work. | -Bicknell. -She is a piece of work. |
1481 | 01:15:13,341 | 01:15:15,801 | I mean, her whole surrogacy process is | I mean, her whole surrogacy process is |
1482 | 01:15:16,093 | 01:15:17,929 | very science-fictiony. | very science-fictiony. |
1483 | 01:15:18,221 | 01:15:19,889 | There's so many kids that need to be adopted. | There's so many kids that need to be adopted. |
1484 | 01:15:19,972 | 01:15:21,265 | Well, adoption can take years. | Well, adoption can take years. |
1485 | 01:15:21,390 | 01:15:25,478 | And these people would pay, like, you know, $50,000, in order to... | And these people would pay, like, you know, $50,000, in order to... |
1486 | 01:15:25,561 | 01:15:27,104 | It's $100,000, actually. | It's $100,000, actually. |
1487 | 01:15:27,188 | 01:15:31,025 | You know, have your baby custom-carried by a gestation assistant. | You know, have your baby custom-carried by a gestation assistant. |
1488 | 01:15:31,108 | 01:15:31,943 | What is that? | What is that? |
1489 | 01:15:32,652 | 01:15:34,946 | Well, I think it's probably more complicated than it seems. | Well, I think it's probably more complicated than it seems. |
1490 | 01:15:35,029 | 01:15:36,864 | A lot of rich people getting what they want. | A lot of rich people getting what they want. |
1491 | 01:15:38,658 | 01:15:40,826 | Oh. I hate that song. | Oh. I hate that song. |
1492 | 01:15:45,331 | 01:15:47,291 | -Here you go. You got it? -Yeah, I'm good. | -Here you go. You got it? -Yeah, I'm good. |
1493 | 01:15:47,375 | 01:15:48,459 | So, do you feel good about yourself? | So, do you feel good about yourself? |
1494 | 01:15:48,543 | 01:15:51,254 | You're just going to let Kate go ahead and have this whole baby shower, right? | You're just going to let Kate go ahead and have this whole baby shower, right? |
1495 | 01:15:51,337 | 01:15:53,005 | You don't realize how ruthless that is, right? | You don't realize how ruthless that is, right? |
1496 | 01:15:53,589 | 01:15:56,050 | Hey, man, that's a sweet cake. That's tight. That's tight. | Hey, man, that's a sweet cake. That's tight. That's tight. |
1497 | 01:15:56,133 | 01:15:57,718 | Service entrance, straight to the terrace. | Service entrance, straight to the terrace. |
1498 | 01:15:57,802 | 01:15:58,636 | What am I supposed to do? | What am I supposed to do? |
1499 | 01:15:58,719 | 01:16:01,347 | Tell her today, in front of all of her friends and her family? | Tell her today, in front of all of her friends and her family? |
1500 | 01:16:01,430 | 01:16:03,599 | No, no, no. Wait till the child is, like, nine years old, | No, no, no. Wait till the child is, like, nine years old, |
1501 | 01:16:03,724 | 01:16:05,434 | and then tell her, like my first ex did me. | and then tell her, like my first ex did me. |
1502 | 01:16:05,518 | 01:16:07,186 | Okay, I'm going to tell her tonight. | Okay, I'm going to tell her tonight. |
1503 | 01:16:08,479 | 01:16:09,438 | Or Monday. | Or Monday. |
1504 | 01:16:10,356 | 01:16:13,150 | But then it'll ruin her week, so maybe I should wait till Friday. | But then it'll ruin her week, so maybe I should wait till Friday. |
1505 | 01:16:13,234 | 01:16:15,278 | Then it would ruin her weekend, so maybe I should... | Then it would ruin her weekend, so maybe I should... |
1506 | 01:16:15,361 | 01:16:16,654 | I don't know when I'm gonna tell her. | I don't know when I'm gonna tell her. |
1507 | 01:16:17,238 | 01:16:19,115 | When's the best day to tell someone horrible news? | When's the best day to tell someone horrible news? |
1508 | 01:16:19,365 | 01:16:20,324 | Yesterday. | Yesterday. |
1509 | 01:16:23,202 | 01:16:26,038 | I tell you, a pagan birth is a fascinating thing. | I tell you, a pagan birth is a fascinating thing. |
1510 | 01:16:26,122 | 01:16:27,331 | You know, now that I've done it myself, | You know, now that I've done it myself, |
1511 | 01:16:27,415 | 01:16:29,709 | it seems crazy not to eat the placenta. | it seems crazy not to eat the placenta. |
1512 | 01:16:30,918 | 01:16:32,920 | I'm sorry, did you say polenta or placenta? | I'm sorry, did you say polenta or placenta? |
1513 | 01:16:33,004 | 01:16:34,714 | Placenta, the afterbirth, yeah. | Placenta, the afterbirth, yeah. |
1514 | 01:16:35,131 | 01:16:37,216 | Ashley turned us onto it... | Ashley turned us onto it... |
1515 | 01:16:40,261 | 01:16:41,304 | Angie. | Angie. |
1516 | 01:16:41,887 | 01:16:43,514 | Hi, I'm Caroline, | Hi, I'm Caroline, |
1517 | 01:16:43,639 | 01:16:46,225 | -Kate's sister. Nice to meet you. -Hi, nice to meet you. | -Kate's sister. Nice to meet you. -Hi, nice to meet you. |
1518 | 01:16:46,309 | 01:16:48,436 | And this is our mother, Rose. | And this is our mother, Rose. |
1519 | 01:16:48,561 | 01:16:49,645 | Hi, nice to meet you. | Hi, nice to meet you. |
1520 | 01:16:49,729 | 01:16:50,813 | How do you do? | How do you do? |
1521 | 01:16:50,896 | 01:16:53,190 | So, tell me, once the baby is born, | So, tell me, once the baby is born, |
1522 | 01:16:53,274 | 01:16:56,861 | will you just go away, or shall I expect you at Christmas? | will you just go away, or shall I expect you at Christmas? |
1523 | 01:16:56,944 | 01:16:58,654 | -Mom. -What? | -Mom. -What? |
1524 | 01:16:59,071 | 01:17:02,617 | This is a reasonable question. All my friends are asking. | This is a reasonable question. All my friends are asking. |
1525 | 01:17:02,700 | 01:17:04,327 | Well, we haven't really talked about it. | Well, we haven't really talked about it. |
1526 | 01:17:04,410 | 01:17:05,953 | No, there's not a lot of stuff we've talked about, | No, there's not a lot of stuff we've talked about, |
1527 | 01:17:06,037 | 01:17:07,496 | we have a lot of stuff to talk about. | we have a lot of stuff to talk about. |
1528 | 01:17:07,580 | 01:17:10,291 | I think Angie might want to visit the baby a few times a year. | I think Angie might want to visit the baby a few times a year. |
1529 | 01:17:10,541 | 01:17:13,419 | You know, or I might be out of town, I don't know where I'm going. | You know, or I might be out of town, I don't know where I'm going. |
1530 | 01:17:13,502 | 01:17:16,339 | I mean, I think I've got plans, but I'll definitely call. | I mean, I think I've got plans, but I'll definitely call. |
1531 | 01:17:16,422 | 01:17:19,133 | Summer, if we're on vacation, maybe Angie would want to come with us some time. | Summer, if we're on vacation, maybe Angie would want to come with us some time. |
1532 | 01:17:19,216 | 01:17:20,426 | And who knows where we're going to be in a year? | And who knows where we're going to be in a year? |
1533 | 01:17:20,509 | 01:17:22,470 | I think it's really important that she remain a part of the baby's life. | I think it's really important that she remain a part of the baby's life. |
1534 | 01:17:22,553 | 01:17:24,805 | Yeah, you know, or completely separate. | Yeah, you know, or completely separate. |
1535 | 01:17:25,848 | 01:17:27,141 | We're just going to play it fast and loose, | We're just going to play it fast and loose, |
1536 | 01:17:27,224 | 01:17:29,268 | you know, just see how it all shakes out. | you know, just see how it all shakes out. |
1537 | 01:17:30,645 | 01:17:31,937 | Always been my motto. | Always been my motto. |
1538 | 01:17:45,826 | 01:17:47,912 | -Rob? Hi. -Hi. | -Rob? Hi. -Hi. |
1539 | 01:17:48,287 | 01:17:50,498 | Hey, I know it's your sister's baby shower, | Hey, I know it's your sister's baby shower, |
1540 | 01:17:50,581 | 01:17:53,209 | just, you haven't called me in days. I thought maybe I did something wrong. | just, you haven't called me in days. I thought maybe I did something wrong. |
1541 | 01:17:53,292 | 01:17:54,627 | No, you didn't do anything. | No, you didn't do anything. |
1542 | 01:17:54,960 | 01:17:56,629 | Is it because I wanted to introduce you to my kid? | Is it because I wanted to introduce you to my kid? |
1543 | 01:17:56,712 | 01:17:58,255 | No, Rob, I just... | No, Rob, I just... |
1544 | 01:17:58,422 | 01:18:00,466 | I think you and I view the world differently. | I think you and I view the world differently. |
1545 | 01:18:00,800 | 01:18:03,010 | Bad news people, party's over. | Bad news people, party's over. |
1546 | 01:18:03,678 | 01:18:05,471 | -Start heading for the door. -Who let him in here? | -Start heading for the door. -Who let him in here? |
1547 | 01:18:05,763 | 01:18:07,264 | Carl, don't say something stupid. | Carl, don't say something stupid. |
1548 | 01:18:07,890 | 01:18:09,558 | Oh. She hasn't told you. | Oh. She hasn't told you. |
1549 | 01:18:10,351 | 01:18:11,727 | I thought since you guys were best friends, | I thought since you guys were best friends, |
1550 | 01:18:11,811 | 01:18:13,145 | -she probably told you everything. -Shut your mouth, Carl. | -she probably told you everything. -Shut your mouth, Carl. |
1551 | 01:18:13,396 | 01:18:14,647 | What is going on? | What is going on? |
1552 | 01:18:15,064 | 01:18:17,274 | She's not even pregnant, okay? | She's not even pregnant, okay? |
1553 | 01:18:17,483 | 01:18:18,734 | I mean, look. | I mean, look. |
1554 | 01:18:19,985 | 01:18:21,237 | Angie, what is that? | Angie, what is that? |
1555 | 01:18:22,613 | 01:18:23,614 | Feel it. | Feel it. |
1556 | 01:18:25,533 | 01:18:27,451 | -It's moving. -Yeah, it's a baby. | -It's moving. -Yeah, it's a baby. |
1557 | 01:18:28,494 | 01:18:29,495 | And it's yours. | And it's yours. |
1558 | 01:18:30,579 | 01:18:31,622 | What are you saying? | What are you saying? |
1559 | 01:18:31,706 | 01:18:35,418 | Kate, I really tried to make you a baby, I swear. | Kate, I really tried to make you a baby, I swear. |
1560 | 01:18:35,501 | 01:18:36,544 | What are you saying? | What are you saying? |
1561 | 01:18:36,627 | 01:18:37,753 | We took a test | We took a test |
1562 | 01:18:37,837 | 01:18:40,256 | as soon as we got home, and the procedure didn't work. | as soon as we got home, and the procedure didn't work. |
1563 | 01:18:40,506 | 01:18:43,509 | And I was real, you know, horny, because of all the hormones. | And I was real, you know, horny, because of all the hormones. |
1564 | 01:18:43,968 | 01:18:45,094 | So we did it. | So we did it. |
1565 | 01:18:45,720 | 01:18:46,929 | I felt like a failure. | I felt like a failure. |
1566 | 01:18:47,221 | 01:18:48,889 | And Carl told me you were going to get somebody else. | And Carl told me you were going to get somebody else. |
1567 | 01:18:48,973 | 01:18:51,517 | Those hormones can also give you a false negative. | Those hormones can also give you a false negative. |
1568 | 01:18:51,600 | 01:18:54,729 | That's why they want you to wait two weeks before you take a test. | That's why they want you to wait two weeks before you take a test. |
1569 | 01:18:54,812 | 01:18:57,148 | -Wait, what? -So she might not be pregnant? | -Wait, what? -So she might not be pregnant? |
1570 | 01:18:57,231 | 01:18:59,316 | Yo, where you escape from, man? | Yo, where you escape from, man? |
1571 | 01:18:59,400 | 01:19:02,653 | I'm saying the baby might be Carl's, but it might still be mine. | I'm saying the baby might be Carl's, but it might still be mine. |
1572 | 01:19:02,737 | 01:19:04,113 | Okay, then forget what I said. | Okay, then forget what I said. |
1573 | 01:19:04,447 | 01:19:05,489 | I'm trying to play catch-up here. | I'm trying to play catch-up here. |
1574 | 01:19:05,573 | 01:19:07,867 | So you got your sister pregnant, | So you got your sister pregnant, |
1575 | 01:19:07,950 | 01:19:09,952 | -but she slept with him? -No, she's not my sister. | -but she slept with him? -No, she's not my sister. |
1576 | 01:19:10,035 | 01:19:12,955 | She's an ignorant, white-trash woman that I paid to carry my kid. | She's an ignorant, white-trash woman that I paid to carry my kid. |
1577 | 01:19:15,124 | 01:19:16,125 | I deserve that. | I deserve that. |
1578 | 01:19:16,208 | 01:19:17,084 | No, you don't. | No, you don't. |
1579 | 01:19:17,168 | 01:19:18,377 | How could you do that? | How could you do that? |
1580 | 01:19:18,669 | 01:19:20,212 | This is why I didn't call you back, Rob, | This is why I didn't call you back, Rob, |
1581 | 01:19:20,296 | 01:19:22,965 | because this is the kind of selfish, science-fiction shit | because this is the kind of selfish, science-fiction shit |
1582 | 01:19:23,048 | 01:19:24,300 | that you don't want any part of. | that you don't want any part of. |
1583 | 01:19:26,051 | 01:19:28,721 | Well, the upside is, it looks like I might be a dad. | Well, the upside is, it looks like I might be a dad. |
1584 | 01:19:29,138 | 01:19:31,599 | So if it's a boy, I want to marry you. | So if it's a boy, I want to marry you. |
1585 | 01:19:31,682 | 01:19:32,725 | Oh, my God. | Oh, my God. |
1586 | 01:19:34,185 | 01:19:35,144 | What? | What? |
1587 | 01:19:35,936 | 01:19:37,730 | I'm so sorry about what's happened. | I'm so sorry about what's happened. |
1588 | 01:19:37,813 | 01:19:40,441 | But I think it's best to wait until the pregnancy is far enough along | But I think it's best to wait until the pregnancy is far enough along |
1589 | 01:19:40,524 | 01:19:43,027 | for DNA testing, before we do anything drastic. | for DNA testing, before we do anything drastic. |
1590 | 01:19:45,571 | 01:19:46,739 | That was quite a kick. | That was quite a kick. |
1591 | 01:19:46,906 | 01:19:47,990 | How can you be pregnant? | How can you be pregnant? |
1592 | 01:19:48,073 | 01:19:49,742 | Your eggs are from the '40s. | Your eggs are from the '40s. |
1593 | 01:19:51,744 | 01:19:52,745 | You're upset. | You're upset. |
1594 | 01:19:53,287 | 01:19:55,998 | And you're saying hurtful things. It's understandable. | And you're saying hurtful things. It's understandable. |
1595 | 01:19:56,248 | 01:19:58,334 | We'll have a DNA sample sent to the lab. | We'll have a DNA sample sent to the lab. |
1596 | 01:19:58,751 | 01:20:00,711 | The rest will be handled in family court. | The rest will be handled in family court. |
1597 | 01:20:01,295 | 01:20:03,631 | Of course, if the baby turns out not to be yours, | Of course, if the baby turns out not to be yours, |
1598 | 01:20:04,215 | 01:20:05,382 | we'll waive our fees. | we'll waive our fees. |
1599 | 01:20:08,219 | 01:20:09,887 | What about all the background checks? | What about all the background checks? |
1600 | 01:20:09,970 | 01:20:12,181 | Passed. With flying colors. | Passed. With flying colors. |
1601 | 01:20:12,640 | 01:20:14,767 | You were living with her, and you didn't notice anything. | You were living with her, and you didn't notice anything. |
1602 | 01:20:15,768 | 01:20:17,061 | She fooled us, Kate. | She fooled us, Kate. |
1603 | 01:20:17,478 | 01:20:18,771 | She fooled us all. | She fooled us all. |
1604 | 01:20:20,648 | 01:20:21,941 | I fooled myself. | I fooled myself. |
1605 | 01:20:33,911 | 01:20:36,163 | I booked you a room here, until we sort this out. | I booked you a room here, until we sort this out. |
1606 | 01:20:37,623 | 01:20:39,041 | So you're done with me, now, is that it? | So you're done with me, now, is that it? |
1607 | 01:20:39,625 | 01:20:40,793 | You don't need me anymore? | You don't need me anymore? |
1608 | 01:20:40,876 | 01:20:43,796 | Gonna try to find some other lowlife you can use | Gonna try to find some other lowlife you can use |
1609 | 01:20:43,879 | 01:20:45,631 | to give you everything you ever wanted? | to give you everything you ever wanted? |
1610 | 01:20:45,714 | 01:20:47,049 | I'm not gonna do this. | I'm not gonna do this. |
1611 | 01:20:47,508 | 01:20:49,009 | You know, you think you're better than me... | You know, you think you're better than me... |
1612 | 01:20:49,093 | 01:20:52,054 | I am certain that I am better than you. | I am certain that I am better than you. |
1613 | 01:20:52,721 | 01:20:54,431 | Okay, we're being honest now? | Okay, we're being honest now? |
1614 | 01:20:55,015 | 01:20:57,351 | Here's one. I can have a baby, and you can't. | Here's one. I can have a baby, and you can't. |
1615 | 01:20:57,434 | 01:20:58,519 | And that drives you crazy. | And that drives you crazy. |
1616 | 01:20:58,602 | 01:20:59,770 | Get out of my car. | Get out of my car. |
1617 | 01:21:03,107 | 01:21:05,192 | Your stupid space car's locked me in. | Your stupid space car's locked me in. |
1618 | 01:21:05,609 | 01:21:07,194 | Don't touch it when I'm touching it. | Don't touch it when I'm touching it. |
1619 | 01:21:08,863 | 01:21:09,864 | Just open it! | Just open it! |
1620 | 01:21:09,947 | 01:21:11,490 | Yeah, you bang on the door, that's how you open it. | Yeah, you bang on the door, that's how you open it. |
1621 | 01:21:11,574 | 01:21:13,325 | Well, you can't even find the stupid... | Well, you can't even find the stupid... |
1622 | 01:21:13,409 | 01:21:14,451 | Raised by wolves! | Raised by wolves! |
1623 | 01:21:14,702 | 01:21:15,744 | Tell me how to open it! | Tell me how to open it! |
1624 | 01:21:15,828 | 01:21:18,205 | Stop touching it, and I will open it. | Stop touching it, and I will open it. |
1625 | 01:21:19,999 | 01:21:21,208 | It is open now. | It is open now. |
1626 | 01:21:21,333 | 01:21:22,376 | Good. | Good. |
1627 | 01:21:43,647 | 01:21:46,233 | Look, buddy, you don't have to sell me on the product, I'm already in. | Look, buddy, you don't have to sell me on the product, I'm already in. |
1628 | 01:21:46,317 | 01:21:47,318 | Here's what I'm asking. | Here's what I'm asking. |
1629 | 01:21:47,401 | 01:21:48,986 | Do you have a discount policy | Do you have a discount policy |
1630 | 01:21:49,069 | 01:21:51,655 | if you're related to one of the girls that's gone wild? | if you're related to one of the girls that's gone wild? |
1631 | 01:21:53,699 | 01:21:57,494 | ♪ Fading out of sight ♪ | ♪ Fading out of sight ♪ |
1632 | 01:21:58,537 | 01:22:01,999 | ♪ Into the back of your mind ♪ | ♪ Into the back of your mind ♪ |
1633 | 01:22:03,208 | 01:22:08,047 | ♪ All this water under the bridge ♪ | ♪ All this water under the bridge ♪ |
1634 | 01:22:09,214 | 01:22:12,217 | ♪ Everything comes sneaking back ♪ | ♪ Everything comes sneaking back ♪ |
1635 | 01:22:13,761 | 01:22:16,972 | ♪ And we didn't talk after that ♪ | ♪ And we didn't talk after that ♪ |
1636 | 01:22:18,766 | 01:22:22,144 | ♪ Nobody saw you fall ♪ | ♪ Nobody saw you fall ♪ |
1637 | 01:22:23,562 | 01:22:26,565 | ♪ Nobody saw you fall ♪ | ♪ Nobody saw you fall ♪ |
1638 | 01:22:28,317 | 01:22:31,278 | ♪ Nobody saw you fall ♪ | ♪ Nobody saw you fall ♪ |
1639 | 01:22:34,281 | 01:22:37,076 | Enjoy it, Kate. This is your baby. | Enjoy it, Kate. This is your baby. |
1640 | 01:22:39,870 | 01:22:42,122 | I'm going to go hide this shell somewhere in the store. | I'm going to go hide this shell somewhere in the store. |
1641 | 01:22:47,795 | 01:22:48,629 | Hey. | Hey. |
1642 | 01:22:51,674 | 01:22:53,842 | Can I get an "Orange You Glad I Didn't Say Banana"? | Can I get an "Orange You Glad I Didn't Say Banana"? |
1643 | 01:23:01,141 | 01:23:05,020 | All right. Holbrook versus Ostrowiski. | All right. Holbrook versus Ostrowiski. |
1644 | 01:23:05,104 | 01:23:06,271 | Present. | Present. |
1645 | 01:23:06,355 | 01:23:08,232 | I take it this is a paternity case. | I take it this is a paternity case. |
1646 | 01:23:08,732 | 01:23:11,235 | Actually, it's a maternity case, Your Honor. | Actually, it's a maternity case, Your Honor. |
1647 | 01:23:11,485 | 01:23:13,988 | Katherine Holbrook hired this woman to be her surrogate, | Katherine Holbrook hired this woman to be her surrogate, |
1648 | 01:23:14,071 | 01:23:15,739 | now we're not sure whose egg this is in here. | now we're not sure whose egg this is in here. |
1649 | 01:23:15,823 | 01:23:16,907 | What are you doing here? | What are you doing here? |
1650 | 01:23:17,491 | 01:23:19,994 | Angie needed some legal help, so I'm helping. | Angie needed some legal help, so I'm helping. |
1651 | 01:23:20,077 | 01:23:22,079 | -And you are? -I'm Rob Ackerman, | -And you are? -I'm Rob Ackerman, |
1652 | 01:23:22,162 | 01:23:24,707 | formerly with the firm Swanson and Weisberg. | formerly with the firm Swanson and Weisberg. |
1653 | 01:23:24,873 | 01:23:26,583 | -Formerly? -Yeah, now he makes | -Formerly? -Yeah, now he makes |
1654 | 01:23:26,667 | 01:23:27,710 | fruit smoothies. | fruit smoothies. |
1655 | 01:23:28,669 | 01:23:30,462 | You mean like Jamba Juice? | You mean like Jamba Juice? |
1656 | 01:23:32,715 | 01:23:35,384 | Yes, Your Honor, it's exactly like Jamba Juice. | Yes, Your Honor, it's exactly like Jamba Juice. |
1657 | 01:23:35,676 | 01:23:37,845 | 'Cause I love Jamba Juice. | 'Cause I love Jamba Juice. |
1658 | 01:23:38,303 | 01:23:39,555 | -Yeah. -Who doesn't? | -Yeah. -Who doesn't? |
1659 | 01:23:39,638 | 01:23:41,557 | You don't need a lawyer, | You don't need a lawyer, |
1660 | 01:23:41,640 | 01:23:43,350 | you know, we're just here to read some results. | you know, we're just here to read some results. |
1661 | 01:23:43,475 | 01:23:45,728 | But I know that I have the right to a lawyer. | But I know that I have the right to a lawyer. |
1662 | 01:23:46,812 | 01:23:47,646 | Objection. | Objection. |
1663 | 01:23:48,022 | 01:23:49,106 | And you are? | And you are? |
1664 | 01:23:49,189 | 01:23:50,774 | Carl Loomis, Your Highness. | Carl Loomis, Your Highness. |
1665 | 01:23:51,400 | 01:23:53,444 | I'm here to seek joint custody of that fetus. | I'm here to seek joint custody of that fetus. |
1666 | 01:23:53,527 | 01:23:55,362 | Your Honor, this dummy used to be my husband. | Your Honor, this dummy used to be my husband. |
1667 | 01:23:55,446 | 01:23:58,365 | Did you provide a DNA sample, Mr. Loomis? | Did you provide a DNA sample, Mr. Loomis? |
1668 | 01:23:58,907 | 01:23:59,908 | Mm-hmm. | Mm-hmm. |
1669 | 01:24:00,617 | 01:24:01,452 | What's that now? | What's that now? |
1670 | 01:24:02,703 | 01:24:05,998 | Did you give someone a hair follicle or a vial of your blood? | Did you give someone a hair follicle or a vial of your blood? |
1671 | 01:24:07,374 | 01:24:09,960 | No. Not as it pertains to this case. | No. Not as it pertains to this case. |
1672 | 01:24:10,044 | 01:24:11,670 | All right, then you're going to have to take a seat. | All right, then you're going to have to take a seat. |
1673 | 01:24:11,754 | 01:24:13,005 | And if you disrupt the proceedings again, | And if you disrupt the proceedings again, |
1674 | 01:24:13,088 | 01:24:14,965 | I'll ask the bailiff to escort you out. | I'll ask the bailiff to escort you out. |
1675 | 01:24:15,632 | 01:24:16,675 | Not scared of her. | Not scared of her. |
1676 | 01:24:17,176 | 01:24:18,135 | May I have the lab results, please? | May I have the lab results, please? |
1677 | 01:24:18,218 | 01:24:20,763 | Okay, I would like to testify on behalf of the prosecution. | Okay, I would like to testify on behalf of the prosecution. |
1678 | 01:24:20,846 | 01:24:22,431 | There is no prosecution. | There is no prosecution. |
1679 | 01:24:22,681 | 01:24:23,682 | Aye, aye, sir. | Aye, aye, sir. |
1680 | 01:24:23,766 | 01:24:24,892 | If you insist, | If you insist, |
1681 | 01:24:24,975 | 01:24:27,061 | you can make a statement and have it entered on the record. | you can make a statement and have it entered on the record. |
1682 | 01:24:27,269 | 01:24:29,021 | -No, no, that's not necessary. -No, I insist. | -No, no, that's not necessary. -No, I insist. |
1683 | 01:24:29,229 | 01:24:30,689 | I would like to say something. | I would like to say something. |
1684 | 01:24:32,941 | 01:24:34,068 | I'm sorry. | I'm sorry. |
1685 | 01:24:35,235 | 01:24:36,737 | I never should have listened to Carl. | I never should have listened to Carl. |
1686 | 01:24:37,946 | 01:24:40,991 | I should have done the right thing. I just... | I should have done the right thing. I just... |
1687 | 01:24:41,241 | 01:24:43,577 | This whole thing made you feel so happy. | This whole thing made you feel so happy. |
1688 | 01:24:44,036 | 01:24:45,788 | And it made me feel so important. | And it made me feel so important. |
1689 | 01:24:47,664 | 01:24:49,083 | I should have told you the truth. | I should have told you the truth. |
1690 | 01:24:49,166 | 01:24:50,584 | And I'm sorry I didn't. | And I'm sorry I didn't. |
1691 | 01:24:52,294 | 01:24:53,504 | I was just scared. | I was just scared. |
1692 | 01:24:55,506 | 01:24:56,924 | I also want to thank you. | I also want to thank you. |
1693 | 01:24:58,884 | 01:25:02,137 | I didn't like it sometimes, but you made me grow up. | I didn't like it sometimes, but you made me grow up. |
1694 | 01:25:03,305 | 01:25:05,474 | I know I was supposed to help you have a baby. | I know I was supposed to help you have a baby. |
1695 | 01:25:06,350 | 01:25:08,519 | But you ended up teaching me how to be a mother. | But you ended up teaching me how to be a mother. |
1696 | 01:25:10,938 | 01:25:13,607 | So, thank you. And I'm sorry. | So, thank you. And I'm sorry. |
1697 | 01:25:15,734 | 01:25:17,319 | She'd be a great mom, Your Honor. | She'd be a great mom, Your Honor. |
1698 | 01:25:17,903 | 01:25:18,946 | Kid wouldn't get away with shit. | Kid wouldn't get away with shit. |
1699 | 01:25:19,029 | 01:25:20,823 | Let's watch the language, please. | Let's watch the language, please. |
1700 | 01:25:20,906 | 01:25:22,908 | Freedom of speech, look it up, it's in the thing... | Freedom of speech, look it up, it's in the thing... |
1701 | 01:25:22,991 | 01:25:25,577 | What Ms. Ostrowiski is trying to say, Your Honor, | What Ms. Ostrowiski is trying to say, Your Honor, |
1702 | 01:25:25,661 | 01:25:27,412 | is that what she did was wrong. | is that what she did was wrong. |
1703 | 01:25:28,038 | 01:25:29,706 | It was extremely wrong. | It was extremely wrong. |
1704 | 01:25:29,998 | 01:25:30,999 | Cool it, you're my lawyer. | Cool it, you're my lawyer. |
1705 | 01:25:31,083 | 01:25:33,377 | And one of these lies, it's so easy for them to spin out of control. | And one of these lies, it's so easy for them to spin out of control. |
1706 | 01:25:33,460 | 01:25:36,255 | This guy, Carl Loomis, he lied to Angie. | This guy, Carl Loomis, he lied to Angie. |
1707 | 01:25:36,421 | 01:25:39,424 | And then Angie lied to Kate, and Kate lied to me, | And then Angie lied to Kate, and Kate lied to me, |
1708 | 01:25:39,967 | 01:25:42,511 | and it was a mistake. I mean, it was a... | and it was a mistake. I mean, it was a... |
1709 | 01:25:43,137 | 01:25:46,557 | It's a mess, this is all a... It's a mess. This is a real mess. | It's a mess, this is all a... It's a mess. This is a real mess. |
1710 | 01:25:46,723 | 01:25:48,559 | That's the worst closing argument I've ever heard. | That's the worst closing argument I've ever heard. |
1711 | 01:25:48,642 | 01:25:51,937 | Yeah, I know. I know. I'm a little rusty. | Yeah, I know. I know. I'm a little rusty. |
1712 | 01:25:52,020 | 01:25:55,399 | Kate. I just never wanted to come back | Kate. I just never wanted to come back |
1713 | 01:25:55,899 | 01:25:58,235 | into a courtroom ever again. | into a courtroom ever again. |
1714 | 01:26:00,863 | 01:26:02,072 | And I came here for you. | And I came here for you. |
1715 | 01:26:02,990 | 01:26:04,032 | Thank you. | Thank you. |
1716 | 01:26:04,783 | 01:26:05,909 | I rest my case. | I rest my case. |
1717 | 01:26:07,411 | 01:26:09,413 | Your Honor, I think we are more than ready | Your Honor, I think we are more than ready |
1718 | 01:26:09,621 | 01:26:10,914 | for you to read the results. | for you to read the results. |
1719 | 01:26:14,209 | 01:26:16,420 | Let the record show that the DNA test | Let the record show that the DNA test |
1720 | 01:26:16,670 | 01:26:18,881 | indicates that Ms. Holbrook | indicates that Ms. Holbrook |
1721 | 01:26:20,424 | 01:26:22,259 | is not the mother of this child. | is not the mother of this child. |
1722 | 01:26:50,412 | 01:26:51,496 | Okay to get home? | Okay to get home? |
1723 | 01:26:51,580 | 01:26:52,873 | Of course. Yeah. | Of course. Yeah. |
1724 | 01:26:55,167 | 01:26:58,503 | I remember the day I found out I was going to have a kid. | I remember the day I found out I was going to have a kid. |
1725 | 01:26:59,588 | 01:27:02,466 | Wow. I'll never take it for granted again. | Wow. I'll never take it for granted again. |
1726 | 01:27:04,593 | 01:27:06,470 | Well, I'd still like to meet that kid some time. | Well, I'd still like to meet that kid some time. |
1727 | 01:27:06,803 | 01:27:08,513 | I'll give you a call. You come by the store. | I'll give you a call. You come by the store. |
1728 | 01:27:09,723 | 01:27:11,767 | Okay, I'll definitely come by. | Okay, I'll definitely come by. |
1729 | 01:27:12,684 | 01:27:13,769 | Okay. | Okay. |
1730 | 01:27:14,811 | 01:27:16,063 | I'm sorry, Kate. | I'm sorry, Kate. |
1731 | 01:27:16,480 | 01:27:17,564 | It's okay. | It's okay. |
1732 | 01:27:17,940 | 01:27:19,066 | I just threw up. | I just threw up. |
1733 | 01:27:29,159 | 01:27:30,953 | You look nice in a suit, by the way. | You look nice in a suit, by the way. |
1734 | 01:27:37,709 | 01:27:40,963 | ♪ It's not Christmas If the snow don't fall ♪ | ♪ It's not Christmas If the snow don't fall ♪ |
1735 | 01:27:41,380 | 01:27:44,925 | ♪ And I'm still standing here Three feet small ♪ | ♪ And I'm still standing here Three feet small ♪ |
1736 | 01:27:45,217 | 01:27:48,553 | ♪ Lose our troubles because after all ♪ | ♪ Lose our troubles because after all ♪ |
1737 | 01:27:48,887 | 01:27:50,764 | ♪ It's Christmas time ♪ | ♪ It's Christmas time ♪ |
1738 | 01:27:54,601 | 01:27:58,480 | ♪ It's Christmas time... ♪ | ♪ It's Christmas time... ♪ |
1739 | 01:27:59,940 | 01:28:01,066 | Angie. | Angie. |
1740 | 01:28:02,442 | 01:28:03,485 | Hey. | Hey. |
1741 | 01:28:05,445 | 01:28:07,489 | So, I guess I'll see you later? | So, I guess I'll see you later? |
1742 | 01:28:08,490 | 01:28:09,908 | Probably not, actually. | Probably not, actually. |
1743 | 01:28:10,826 | 01:28:11,827 | Right. | Right. |
1744 | 01:28:12,953 | 01:28:14,496 | I've been off Dr. Pepper for two weeks. | I've been off Dr. Pepper for two weeks. |
1745 | 01:28:16,707 | 01:28:17,541 | This is water. | This is water. |
1746 | 01:28:18,542 | 01:28:19,626 | Good for you. | Good for you. |
1747 | 01:28:20,002 | 01:28:21,044 | Thanks. | Thanks. |
1748 | 01:28:24,381 | 01:28:25,882 | Angie, I think your water broke. | Angie, I think your water broke. |
1749 | 01:28:26,091 | 01:28:27,175 | Wait, what? | Wait, what? |
1750 | 01:28:27,259 | 01:28:28,593 | Your water is breaking. | Your water is breaking. |
1751 | 01:28:28,677 | 01:28:30,178 | I got to get a bus to take me to the hospital. | I got to get a bus to take me to the hospital. |
1752 | 01:28:30,262 | 01:28:31,263 | Let me drive you, I'll drive you. | Let me drive you, I'll drive you. |
1753 | 01:28:31,346 | 01:28:32,639 | Okay, hold this. | Okay, hold this. |
1754 | 01:28:32,764 | 01:28:34,224 | -I'm not due for three weeks. -I know. | -I'm not due for three weeks. -I know. |
1755 | 01:28:34,433 | 01:28:35,434 | Should we clean that up? | Should we clean that up? |
1756 | 01:28:35,517 | 01:28:37,102 | No, somebody else will get that. | No, somebody else will get that. |
1757 | 01:28:46,361 | 01:28:47,571 | This is really happening, isn't it? | This is really happening, isn't it? |
1758 | 01:28:48,363 | 01:28:49,614 | This is really happening. | This is really happening. |
1759 | 01:28:50,198 | 01:28:52,242 | It's so weird, 'cause I feel totally calm. | It's so weird, 'cause I feel totally calm. |
1760 | 01:28:52,826 | 01:28:55,162 | Come on, it feels like I'm shitting a knife. | Come on, it feels like I'm shitting a knife. |
1761 | 01:28:55,245 | 01:28:57,497 | -Okay. -Why won't you bitches help me? | -Okay. -Why won't you bitches help me? |
1762 | 01:28:57,581 | 01:28:58,582 | Just breathe. | Just breathe. |
1763 | 01:28:58,665 | 01:29:01,043 | -Okay, I'll take it from here. -I want to go with her. | -Okay, I'll take it from here. -I want to go with her. |
1764 | 01:29:01,126 | 01:29:02,336 | Are you family? | Are you family? |
1765 | 01:29:02,419 | 01:29:03,462 | She's my sister. | She's my sister. |
1766 | 01:29:03,545 | 01:29:04,713 | Well, okay. | Well, okay. |
1767 | 01:29:04,921 | 01:29:06,256 | Oh, God, holy... | Oh, God, holy... |
1768 | 01:29:08,216 | 01:29:10,135 | This way. Sorry, sorry. | This way. Sorry, sorry. |
1769 | 01:29:10,594 | 01:29:12,512 | - Give me some drugs. Give me this. - You don't need drugs. | - Give me some drugs. Give me this. - You don't need drugs. |
1770 | 01:29:12,596 | 01:29:14,014 | -I want those drugs. -No. | -I want those drugs. -No. |
1771 | 01:29:14,097 | 01:29:15,724 | You'll never get me, pig! | You'll never get me, pig! |
1772 | 01:29:17,267 | 01:29:18,602 | Get out of my way! | Get out of my way! |
1773 | 01:29:18,727 | 01:29:19,936 | Oh, God! | Oh, God! |
1774 | 01:29:20,020 | 01:29:21,605 | Angie! | Angie! |
1775 | 01:29:25,442 | 01:29:27,569 | Is that guy dead? Is he dead? | Is that guy dead? Is he dead? |
1776 | 01:29:27,819 | 01:29:29,905 | We need some olive oil to rub on my taint. | We need some olive oil to rub on my taint. |
1777 | 01:29:29,988 | 01:29:31,365 | It's too late. It's too late. | It's too late. It's too late. |
1778 | 01:29:32,824 | 01:29:34,117 | Okay, this is gonna go great. | Okay, this is gonna go great. |
1779 | 01:29:34,701 | 01:29:36,536 | -Yeah. -Kate. | -Yeah. -Kate. |
1780 | 01:29:38,538 | 01:29:39,706 | It's twins. | It's twins. |
1781 | 01:29:42,667 | 01:29:43,668 | Gross. | Gross. |
1782 | 01:29:44,461 | 01:29:45,712 | I don't know what you're crying about. | I don't know what you're crying about. |
1783 | 01:29:45,796 | 01:29:46,963 | I gotta walk out of here alone. | I gotta walk out of here alone. |
1784 | 01:29:47,047 | 01:29:49,508 | That's a good joke, Dr. Manheim. | That's a good joke, Dr. Manheim. |
1785 | 01:29:51,009 | 01:29:51,968 | Okay. | Okay. |
1786 | 01:29:52,052 | 01:29:53,720 | Okay, and give me a big one. | Okay, and give me a big one. |
1787 | 01:29:53,804 | 01:29:57,057 | Big one! Whoa! | Big one! Whoa! |
1788 | 01:29:58,058 | 01:30:00,143 | Nothing. Okay. All right, ready? | Nothing. Okay. All right, ready? |
1789 | 01:30:00,310 | 01:30:02,729 | Kate, I'm so glad you're here. | Kate, I'm so glad you're here. |
1790 | 01:30:03,230 | 01:30:04,231 | You don't look good, by the way. | You don't look good, by the way. |
1791 | 01:30:04,314 | 01:30:05,690 | I feel a little dizzy. | I feel a little dizzy. |
1792 | 01:30:05,982 | 01:30:07,734 | -Okay. -Okay, and give me a big one. | -Okay. -Okay, and give me a big one. |
1793 | 01:30:07,943 | 01:30:09,653 | Big one! Whoa! | Big one! Whoa! |
1794 | 01:30:15,784 | 01:30:16,785 | Good morning. | Good morning. |
1795 | 01:30:22,290 | 01:30:23,875 | -Hi. -How are you feeling? | -Hi. -How are you feeling? |
1796 | 01:30:24,000 | 01:30:26,753 | Embarrassed. I fainted in the delivery room. | Embarrassed. I fainted in the delivery room. |
1797 | 01:30:26,878 | 01:30:28,713 | Well, Oscar's bringing you a change of clothes, | Well, Oscar's bringing you a change of clothes, |
1798 | 01:30:28,797 | 01:30:30,924 | and Mom is here, in case you die. | and Mom is here, in case you die. |
1799 | 01:30:31,007 | 01:30:32,050 | Great. | Great. |
1800 | 01:30:32,134 | 01:30:34,386 | And somebody else wants to say hi. Hey. | And somebody else wants to say hi. Hey. |
1801 | 01:30:37,430 | 01:30:38,598 | It's embarrassing. | It's embarrassing. |
1802 | 01:30:42,310 | 01:30:44,437 | I'm scared your friend, Angie, has me on speed dial. | I'm scared your friend, Angie, has me on speed dial. |
1803 | 01:30:44,604 | 01:30:47,023 | She called me, like, ten times to get down here and take care of you. | She called me, like, ten times to get down here and take care of you. |
1804 | 01:30:47,107 | 01:30:48,483 | - Me, too. - How is she? | - Me, too. - How is she? |
1805 | 01:30:48,567 | 01:30:49,651 | How is the baby? | How is the baby? |
1806 | 01:30:49,734 | 01:30:52,028 | Great, she's just... She's beautiful. | Great, she's just... She's beautiful. |
1807 | 01:30:52,112 | 01:30:53,071 | It's a girl. | It's a girl. |
1808 | 01:30:53,155 | 01:30:54,573 | Got a smile... | Got a smile... |
1809 | 01:30:54,656 | 01:30:56,408 | -Good morning. -Hello. | -Good morning. -Hello. |
1810 | 01:30:56,491 | 01:30:58,577 | Hi. Hi, there. Hi. | Hi. Hi, there. Hi. |
1811 | 01:30:59,578 | 01:31:00,996 | Could I have a moment alone with Kate, please? | Could I have a moment alone with Kate, please? |
1812 | 01:31:01,079 | 01:31:03,790 | Sure. I'm going to go check on Mom. | Sure. I'm going to go check on Mom. |
1813 | 01:31:05,876 | 01:31:07,502 | Hi. How can I help you? | Hi. How can I help you? |
1814 | 01:31:07,586 | 01:31:10,672 | Hi. Well, we got your blood work back. | Hi. Well, we got your blood work back. |
1815 | 01:31:10,755 | 01:31:13,633 | You are slightly anemic, which explains the fainting. | You are slightly anemic, which explains the fainting. |
1816 | 01:31:13,717 | 01:31:15,093 | But there's something else you need to know. | But there's something else you need to know. |
1817 | 01:31:15,177 | 01:31:16,219 | You're pregnant. | You're pregnant. |
1818 | 01:31:17,721 | 01:31:18,763 | That's impossible. | That's impossible. |
1819 | 01:31:19,181 | 01:31:21,725 | I paid a man thousands of dollars to tell me that that's impossible. | I paid a man thousands of dollars to tell me that that's impossible. |
1820 | 01:31:21,892 | 01:31:25,770 | Well, you're only about eight weeks along, but you are definitely pregnant. | Well, you're only about eight weeks along, but you are definitely pregnant. |
1821 | 01:31:25,854 | 01:31:27,939 | He said the chances were one in a million. | He said the chances were one in a million. |
1822 | 01:31:28,064 | 01:31:30,984 | Well, I'd start buying lottery tickets, if I were you. | Well, I'd start buying lottery tickets, if I were you. |
1823 | 01:31:31,401 | 01:31:33,486 | Wait a minute. | Wait a minute. |
1824 | 01:31:33,570 | 01:31:34,738 | Congrats. | Congrats. |
1825 | 01:31:37,782 | 01:31:38,825 | Rob. | Rob. |
1826 | 01:31:43,246 | 01:31:44,873 | -I'm pregnant. -What? | -I'm pregnant. -What? |
1827 | 01:31:44,956 | 01:31:45,916 | I'm pregnant. | I'm pregnant. |
1828 | 01:31:49,127 | 01:31:49,961 | You okay? | You okay? |
1829 | 01:31:50,795 | 01:31:51,838 | Oh, my God. | Oh, my God. |
1830 | 01:31:54,466 | 01:31:56,760 | Hi. Can I see her? | Hi. Can I see her? |
1831 | 01:31:58,136 | 01:32:00,680 | She's gorgeous. What's her name? | She's gorgeous. What's her name? |
1832 | 01:32:01,348 | 01:32:02,891 | This is Stef. | This is Stef. |
1833 | 01:32:03,642 | 01:32:05,477 | Stephanie, that's beautiful. | Stephanie, that's beautiful. |
1834 | 01:32:06,186 | 01:32:08,563 | No, Stefani. Like Gwen Stefani. | No, Stefani. Like Gwen Stefani. |
1835 | 01:32:09,814 | 01:32:11,858 | Even better. Hello. | Even better. Hello. |
1836 | 01:32:12,817 | 01:32:14,194 | Are you waking up? | Are you waking up? |
1837 | 01:32:15,362 | 01:32:16,488 | So, you're pregnant. | So, you're pregnant. |
1838 | 01:32:17,072 | 01:32:18,198 | How'd you know that? | How'd you know that? |
1839 | 01:32:18,281 | 01:32:19,407 | I can read people's energies. | I can read people's energies. |
1840 | 01:32:20,992 | 01:32:22,369 | Plus, your sister told me. | Plus, your sister told me. |
1841 | 01:32:30,001 | 01:32:33,338 | ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪ | ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪ |
1842 | 01:32:33,421 | 01:32:38,176 | ♪ Happy birthday, dear Stefani ♪ | ♪ Happy birthday, dear Stefani ♪ |
1843 | 01:32:39,803 | 01:32:44,266 | ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪ | ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪ |
1844 | 01:32:52,691 | 01:32:54,567 | {\an8}Hi. | {\an8}Hi. |
1845 | 01:32:54,651 | 01:32:55,860 | {\an8}Hey, Angie. | {\an8}Hey, Angie. |
1846 | 01:32:57,779 | 01:32:59,114 | {\an8}Are you two still together? | {\an8}Are you two still together? |
1847 | 01:32:59,447 | 01:33:01,283 | {\an8}No, we're not together. | {\an8}No, we're not together. |
1848 | 01:33:01,574 | 01:33:05,245 | {\an8}He's just trying to be a better father, take some parenting classes. | {\an8}He's just trying to be a better father, take some parenting classes. |
1849 | 01:33:09,040 | 01:33:10,375 | {\an8}He just started. | {\an8}He just started. |
1850 | 01:33:13,086 | 01:33:14,129 | {\an8}I see you. | {\an8}I see you. |
1851 | 01:33:19,718 | 01:33:23,847 | You think you're funny, punk? What'd I tell you about hiding from me? | You think you're funny, punk? What'd I tell you about hiding from me? |
1852 | 01:33:25,015 | 01:33:27,767 | Quit hiding from me. You think you're funny? | Quit hiding from me. You think you're funny? |
1853 | 01:33:29,811 | 01:33:30,854 | {\an8}Hello. | {\an8}Hello. |
1854 | 01:33:42,574 | 01:33:45,577 | This is a gasoline-powered mini-Ninja motorcycle. | This is a gasoline-powered mini-Ninja motorcycle. |
1855 | 01:33:45,660 | 01:33:46,828 | Oh, my God, Carl. | Oh, my God, Carl. |
1856 | 01:33:46,911 | 01:33:48,913 | You bought a motorcycle for a one-year-old? | You bought a motorcycle for a one-year-old? |
1857 | 01:33:48,997 | 01:33:50,790 | -That is crazy. -Really crazy. | -That is crazy. -Really crazy. |
1858 | 01:33:50,874 | 01:33:53,376 | That's exactly what she wanted! Yay! | That's exactly what she wanted! Yay! |
1859 | 01:33:53,460 | 01:33:54,502 | That's great. | That's great. |
1860 | 01:34:03,762 | 01:34:05,972 | {\an8}Kate, let me give your baby my mojo. | {\an8}Kate, let me give your baby my mojo. |
1861 | 01:34:15,398 | 01:34:18,401 | {\an8}Well, time is love. Got to run. | {\an8}Well, time is love. Got to run. |
1862 | 01:34:20,487 | 01:34:21,404 | {\an8}Whoa! | {\an8}Whoa! |
1863 | 01:34:44,052 | 01:34:46,012 | Oh, I love this episode. | Oh, I love this episode. |