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1 00:00:34,992 00:00:37,369 {\an8}I did everything that I was supposed to do. {\an8}I did everything that I was supposed to do.
2 00:00:37,453 00:00:40,664 I didn't cry in meetings. I didn't wear short skirts. I didn't cry in meetings. I didn't wear short skirts.
3 00:00:41,040 00:00:44,084 I put up with the weird upper management guys I put up with the weird upper management guys
4 00:00:44,168 00:00:46,211 that kiss you on the mouth at Christmas. that kiss you on the mouth at Christmas.
5 00:00:46,670 00:00:49,548 Is it fair that to be the youngest VP in my company, Is it fair that to be the youngest VP in my company,
6 00:00:49,631 00:00:52,176 I will be the oldest mom at preschool? I will be the oldest mom at preschool?
7 00:00:52,926 00:00:55,596 Not really, but that's part of the deal. Not really, but that's part of the deal.
8 00:00:55,679 00:00:57,014 I made a choice. I made a choice.
9 00:00:57,723 00:01:00,601 Some women got pregnant. I got promotions. Some women got pregnant. I got promotions.
10 00:01:01,685 00:01:04,605 And I still aspire to meet someone And I still aspire to meet someone
11 00:01:04,688 00:01:06,940 and fall in love and get married, and fall in love and get married,
12 00:01:07,066 00:01:10,736 but that is a very high-risk scenario. but that is a very high-risk scenario.
13 00:01:11,070 00:01:13,489 And I want a baby now. I'm 37. And I want a baby now. I'm 37.
14 00:01:18,494 00:01:20,621 It's too much for a first date, isn't it? It's too much for a first date, isn't it?
15 00:01:20,996 00:01:22,122 I said too much. I said too much.
16 00:01:23,791 00:01:25,375 I'm just gonna go use the... I'm just gonna go use the...
17 00:01:38,597 00:01:39,848 I'm gonna need this to go. I'm gonna need this to go.
18 00:01:45,771 00:01:49,441 ♪ Little pee pee, little toes ♪ ♪ Little pee pee, little toes ♪
19 00:01:49,983 00:01:53,487 ♪ Now he's comin' to me ♪ ♪ Now he's comin' to me ♪
20 00:01:54,446 00:01:57,950 ♪ Crawl across the kitchen floor ♪ ♪ Crawl across the kitchen floor ♪
21 00:01:58,575 00:02:02,329 ♪ Baby, baby, please let me hold him ♪ ♪ Baby, baby, please let me hold him ♪
22 00:02:02,746 00:02:03,997 ♪ I wanna make him stay... ♪ ♪ I wanna make him stay... ♪
23 00:02:06,875 00:02:10,879 ♪ Sister, sister, he's just a plaything ♪ ♪ Sister, sister, he's just a plaything ♪
24 00:02:11,171 00:02:14,466 ♪ We wanna make him stay up all night ♪ ♪ We wanna make him stay up all night ♪
25 00:02:14,633 00:02:15,759 ♪ Yeah we do ♪ ♪ Yeah we do ♪
26 00:02:15,884 00:02:18,804 ♪ See him drink from a bottle... ♪ ♪ See him drink from a bottle... ♪
27 00:02:19,346 00:02:21,056 Good morning. Thank you for being here so early. Good morning. Thank you for being here so early.
28 00:02:21,140 00:02:22,015 Hi. How are you? Hi. How are you?
29 00:02:22,432 00:02:24,017 Let's get started. Let's get started.
30 00:02:26,687 00:02:28,272 ♪ As a button ♪ ♪ As a button ♪
31 00:02:28,981 00:02:32,276 ♪ Don't you wanna make him stay up late ♪ ♪ Don't you wanna make him stay up late ♪
32 00:02:32,359 00:02:37,156 ♪ And we're having fun with no money ♪ ♪ And we're having fun with no money ♪
33 00:02:37,573 00:02:41,451 {\an8}♪ Little smile on his face ♪ {\an8}♪ Little smile on his face ♪
34 00:02:42,119 00:02:45,622 {\an8}♪ Don't you love the little baby ♪ {\an8}♪ Don't you love the little baby ♪
35 00:02:46,582 00:02:50,294 {\an8}♪ Don't you want to make him Stay up late ♪ {\an8}♪ Don't you want to make him Stay up late ♪
36 00:02:50,669 00:02:54,298 {\an8}♪ Baby, baby, please let me hold him ♪ {\an8}♪ Baby, baby, please let me hold him ♪
37 00:02:54,590 00:02:58,468 ♪ I wanna make him stay up all night ♪ ♪ I wanna make him stay up all night ♪
38 00:02:59,094 00:03:00,429 {\an8}♪ Sister, sister... ♪ {\an8}♪ Sister, sister... ♪
39 00:03:00,929 00:03:01,930 That one. That one.
40 00:03:03,056 00:03:06,435 ♪ We wanna make him stay up all night ♪ ♪ We wanna make him stay up all night ♪
41 00:03:06,560 00:03:07,853 ♪ Here we go ♪ ♪ Here we go ♪
42 00:03:08,020 00:03:09,646 ♪ All night long ♪ ♪ All night long ♪
43 00:03:09,897 00:03:12,107 ♪ And he looks so cute ♪ ♪ And he looks so cute ♪
44 00:03:12,190 00:03:13,984 ♪ All night long ♪ ♪ All night long ♪
45 00:03:16,278 00:03:18,155 ♪ All night long ♪ ♪ All night long ♪
46 00:03:52,564 00:03:53,774 Oh. Oh.
47 00:04:03,700 00:04:04,743 Well... Well...
48 00:04:05,369 00:04:07,537 I just don't like your uterus. I just don't like your uterus.
49 00:04:07,913 00:04:08,914 Don't get me wrong. Don't get me wrong.
50 00:04:08,997 00:04:12,417 Your eggs are in great shape, but you have a T-shaped uterus. Your eggs are in great shape, but you have a T-shaped uterus.
51 00:04:12,709 00:04:16,004 That combined with your advanced maternal age, That combined with your advanced maternal age,
52 00:04:16,088 00:04:17,798 it's preventing proper implantation. it's preventing proper implantation.
53 00:04:17,965 00:04:20,759 Why do I have this T-shaped uterus? Why do I have this T-shaped uterus?
54 00:04:20,842 00:04:22,844 Well, probably has something to do with medication Well, probably has something to do with medication
55 00:04:22,928 00:04:25,430 that was given to your mother when she was pregnant with you. that was given to your mother when she was pregnant with you.
56 00:04:25,514 00:04:27,140 We used lot of drugs back in the '70s We used lot of drugs back in the '70s
57 00:04:27,224 00:04:29,851 which we now know can cause infertility. which we now know can cause infertility.
58 00:04:30,227 00:04:31,436 Infertility? Infertility?
59 00:04:31,520 00:04:35,816 Yeah. I would say that your chances of conceiving are very low. Yeah. I would say that your chances of conceiving are very low.
60 00:04:35,899 00:04:36,858 How low? How low?
61 00:04:36,942 00:04:39,069 Well, I don't want to assign a number to it. Well, I don't want to assign a number to it.
62 00:04:39,152 00:04:43,031 What would you assign it? A color, a nickname, a locker? What would you assign it? A color, a nickname, a locker?
63 00:04:43,115 00:04:44,157 Okay. Okay.
64 00:04:44,574 00:04:46,702 One in a million. One in a million.
65 00:04:49,288 00:04:51,290 I just don't like... I just don't like...
66 00:04:51,373 00:04:53,292 Don't say that again. Don't say that again.
67 00:04:56,169 00:04:57,337 Come to think of it, Come to think of it,
68 00:04:57,421 00:05:00,465 I did take something for liver spots when I was pregnant with you, I did take something for liver spots when I was pregnant with you,
69 00:05:00,549 00:05:04,594 but I really don't see how that could cause any problems for your uterus. but I really don't see how that could cause any problems for your uterus.
70 00:05:04,678 00:05:05,929 It was just a different time. It was just a different time.
71 00:05:06,013 00:05:08,724 They didn't warn people about side effects. They didn't warn people about side effects.
72 00:05:08,807 00:05:10,017 They warned me. They warned me.
73 00:05:10,309 00:05:12,769 I think I might even have signed something. I think I might even have signed something.
74 00:05:12,853 00:05:13,854 What? What?
75 00:05:13,937 00:05:17,107 Kate, I was 30 years old. I was starting to get liver spots. Kate, I was 30 years old. I was starting to get liver spots.
76 00:05:17,232 00:05:18,275 Liver spots! Liver spots!
77 00:05:18,525 00:05:21,486 I just hope you put this baby mania to rest. I just hope you put this baby mania to rest.
78 00:05:21,570 00:05:22,904 It's not mania. It's not mania.
79 00:05:22,988 00:05:24,489 How many times have you tried now? How many times have you tried now?
80 00:05:24,656 00:05:26,241 -Three? -Nine. -Three? -Nine.
81 00:05:26,533 00:05:28,160 The last two were in vitro. The last two were in vitro.
82 00:05:28,243 00:05:29,453 Have you considered adoption? Have you considered adoption?
83 00:05:29,536 00:05:31,538 I have applied for an adoption, yes. I have applied for an adoption, yes.
84 00:05:31,621 00:05:35,292 Kate, please don't get a black baby. Kate, please don't get a black baby.
85 00:05:36,168 00:05:37,711 Well, I don't think we'll have to worry about that, Well, I don't think we'll have to worry about that,
86 00:05:37,794 00:05:39,796 because for a single woman, because for a single woman,
87 00:05:39,880 00:05:41,798 it can take about five years to get an adoption. it can take about five years to get an adoption.
88 00:05:41,882 00:05:45,343 I've just had it with all these movie stars showing off. I've just had it with all these movie stars showing off.
89 00:05:45,427 00:05:47,220 "Look at me and my black baby." "Look at me and my black baby."
90 00:05:47,721 00:05:50,182 Kill me. I want you to stab me with something. Kill me. I want you to stab me with something.
91 00:05:50,474 00:05:53,435 You know, Kate, not everyone is as tolerant You know, Kate, not everyone is as tolerant
92 00:05:53,518 00:05:56,188 of your alternative lifestyle as we are. of your alternative lifestyle as we are.
93 00:05:57,397 00:05:59,274 Being single is not an alternative lifestyle. Being single is not an alternative lifestyle.
94 00:05:59,357 00:06:01,276 It is when you're 37. It is when you're 37.
95 00:06:04,071 00:06:05,405 Oh, out like a light. Oh, out like a light.
96 00:06:05,489 00:06:07,032 Have you thought about using a surrogate? Have you thought about using a surrogate?
97 00:06:07,115 00:06:08,700 I saw a thing about it on Dateline. I saw a thing about it on Dateline.
98 00:06:08,867 00:06:10,702 No, it's weird. It's for weirdos. No, it's weird. It's for weirdos.
99 00:06:10,786 00:06:12,037 I'm just gonna keep trying by myself. I'm just gonna keep trying by myself.
100 00:06:12,120 00:06:15,290 Kate, building a family is not like opening one of your stores. Kate, building a family is not like opening one of your stores.
101 00:06:15,874 00:06:18,877 It's not an executive decision. It's real life. It's messy. It's not an executive decision. It's real life. It's messy.
102 00:06:18,960 00:06:22,839 These hormone injections make me want to punch you in the face right now. These hormone injections make me want to punch you in the face right now.
103 00:06:22,923 00:06:24,049 No hitting. No hitting.
104 00:06:24,132 00:06:25,425 -That's right. -You're right. -That's right. -You're right.
105 00:06:25,509 00:06:27,427 -There you go. -Come on. -There you go. -Come on.
106 00:06:27,511 00:06:29,429 Well, how much longer are you gonna put your body through this? Well, how much longer are you gonna put your body through this?
107 00:06:30,305 00:06:32,057 Look, I know for years I said I didn't want one, Look, I know for years I said I didn't want one,
108 00:06:32,140 00:06:33,934 but I just woke up one day, but I just woke up one day,
109 00:06:34,017 00:06:36,686 and I felt like every baby on the street was staring at me. and I felt like every baby on the street was staring at me.
110 00:06:38,730 00:06:41,108 Katie's coming out of the mommy closet. Katie's coming out of the mommy closet.
111 00:06:42,651 00:06:43,735 Hey, Tyler. Hey, Tyler.
112 00:06:44,236 00:06:46,446 Tyler, what is this all over you? Tyler, what is this all over you?
113 00:06:46,988 00:06:48,490 Is that chocolate or poop? Is that chocolate or poop?
114 00:06:49,157 00:06:49,991 Huh? Huh?
115 00:06:50,075 00:06:51,660 Is that chocolate or poop? Is that chocolate or poop?
116 00:06:54,037 00:06:55,163 It's chocolate. It's chocolate.
117 00:06:56,957 00:06:58,542 What if that had been poop? What if that had been poop?
118 00:06:58,625 00:07:00,627 I told you, messy, but great. I told you, messy, but great.
119 00:07:15,434 00:07:16,560 Not bad. Not bad.
120 00:07:17,018 00:07:18,603 Everybody do a shot of this pea soup. Everybody do a shot of this pea soup.
121 00:07:21,648 00:07:25,193 Let's go with this. Call it "Health Monster." Let's go with this. Call it "Health Monster."
122 00:07:25,735 00:07:26,736 That's great. That's great.
123 00:07:27,821 00:07:28,780 It's what I do. It's what I do.
124 00:07:31,199 00:07:32,200 You know, You know,
125 00:07:33,869 00:07:36,705 I was swimming this morning with the dolphins in Costa Rica, I was swimming this morning with the dolphins in Costa Rica,
126 00:07:36,997 00:07:38,081 and I realized something. and I realized something.
127 00:07:41,376 00:07:42,544 I am a great man. I am a great man.
128 00:07:43,670 00:07:46,047 And great men do great things. And great men do great things.
129 00:07:47,466 00:07:50,051 I want to open a flagship store right here in Philadelphia. I want to open a flagship store right here in Philadelphia.
130 00:07:50,135 00:07:52,137 I want it to be the biggest store we ever built, I want it to be the biggest store we ever built,
131 00:07:52,512 00:07:55,557 I want it to be made of 100% recyclable materials, I want it to be made of 100% recyclable materials,
132 00:07:55,807 00:07:59,019 and I want it to be so beautiful that people want to get married in it. and I want it to be so beautiful that people want to get married in it.
133 00:08:04,065 00:08:05,275 Kate, join me up here. Kate, join me up here.
134 00:08:07,360 00:08:09,988 Uh... I'm wearing a dress, Barry. Uh... I'm wearing a dress, Barry.
135 00:08:10,822 00:08:11,781 Won't you? Won't you?
136 00:08:12,616 00:08:13,533 Sure. Sure.
137 00:08:18,955 00:08:20,123 Okay. Okay.
138 00:08:26,004 00:08:30,217 Kate, I want you to spearhead this as our new vice president. Kate, I want you to spearhead this as our new vice president.
139 00:08:31,593 00:08:35,388 This is me transferring my success to you. This is me transferring my success to you.
140 00:08:41,561 00:08:42,729 Thank you, Barry. Thank you, Barry.
141 00:08:43,855 00:08:44,898 Hold on. Hold on.
142 00:08:52,697 00:08:53,698 Thanks. Thanks.
143 00:08:56,159 00:08:57,577 - Congratulations. - Yeah. - Congratulations. - Yeah.
144 00:08:58,828 00:09:00,747 - Thank you. - Congratulations, Kate. - Thank you. - Congratulations, Kate.
145 00:09:43,248 00:09:45,375 Hello. I'm Chaffee Bicknell. Hello. I'm Chaffee Bicknell.
146 00:09:46,960 00:09:48,712 Oh! There's just one of you. Oh! There's just one of you.
147 00:09:48,795 00:09:51,673 I thought Chaffee and Bicknell were two different people. I thought Chaffee and Bicknell were two different people.
148 00:09:56,970 00:09:58,013 Come in. Come in.
149 00:10:02,767 00:10:05,770 I started this business because I saw a growth market. I started this business because I saw a growth market.
150 00:10:06,021 00:10:08,023 We don't do our own taxes anymore. We don't do our own taxes anymore.
151 00:10:08,106 00:10:09,858 We don't program our computers. We don't program our computers.
152 00:10:09,941 00:10:11,151 We outsource. We outsource.
153 00:10:11,526 00:10:14,279 And what is surrogacy if not outsourcing? And what is surrogacy if not outsourcing?
154 00:10:14,362 00:10:16,406 Wait. You're not saying my baby would be carried Wait. You're not saying my baby would be carried
155 00:10:16,489 00:10:19,618 by some poor, underpaid woman in the third world. by some poor, underpaid woman in the third world.
156 00:10:19,826 00:10:20,702 No. No.
157 00:10:27,292 00:10:28,793 We're also expensive. We're also expensive.
158 00:10:29,127 00:10:31,212 Our fee is $100,000. Our fee is $100,000.
159 00:10:32,172 00:10:35,133 It costs more to have someone born than to have someone killed. It costs more to have someone born than to have someone killed.
160 00:10:36,051 00:10:36,885 It takes longer. It takes longer.
161 00:10:37,594 00:10:41,348 All of our surrogates undergo extensive background checks. All of our surrogates undergo extensive background checks.
162 00:10:41,765 00:10:44,517 Criminal records, credit reports, medical histories Criminal records, credit reports, medical histories
163 00:10:44,601 00:10:46,186 and psychological testing. and psychological testing.
164 00:10:46,436 00:10:49,272 But why do these women do it? Is it just for the money? But why do these women do it? Is it just for the money?
165 00:10:49,564 00:10:51,191 You do your job for the money, You do your job for the money,
166 00:10:51,274 00:10:53,652 but I bet you love it and you're good at it. but I bet you love it and you're good at it.
167 00:10:54,694 00:10:56,071 Let me ask you a question. Let me ask you a question.
168 00:10:57,197 00:10:58,907 Do you plan on hiring a nanny? Do you plan on hiring a nanny?
169 00:10:58,990 00:11:00,742 Of course. I have to go back to work. Of course. I have to go back to work.
170 00:11:01,326 00:11:02,661 How is this any different? How is this any different?
171 00:11:02,994 00:11:04,663 A nanny is someone you trust A nanny is someone you trust
172 00:11:04,746 00:11:07,207 to take care of your baby after it's born. to take care of your baby after it's born.
173 00:11:07,290 00:11:09,376 A surrogate mother is someone you trust A surrogate mother is someone you trust
174 00:11:09,459 00:11:12,087 to take care of your baby before it's born. to take care of your baby before it's born.
175 00:11:12,504 00:11:15,090 Either way it's your baby. Either way it's your baby.
176 00:11:16,424 00:11:17,926 And here's my baby. And here's my baby.
177 00:11:19,135 00:11:22,347 Hello, my sweetheart. Hello, little one. Hello, my sweetheart. Hello, little one.
178 00:11:22,639 00:11:26,810 Oh, yes. What a good girl. Yes. Oh, yes. What a good girl. Yes.
179 00:11:28,103 00:11:29,562 Everyone deserves this. Everyone deserves this.
180 00:11:29,896 00:11:32,857 That's why I wanna remove the stigma from surrogacy. That's why I wanna remove the stigma from surrogacy.
181 00:11:33,191 00:11:36,111 There's no wrong way to make a family. There's no wrong way to make a family.
182 00:11:36,486 00:11:37,570 And you're proof of that. And you're proof of that.
183 00:11:38,196 00:11:39,197 How do you mean? How do you mean?
184 00:11:39,864 00:11:42,784 Just that you have this beautiful baby using surrogacy. Just that you have this beautiful baby using surrogacy.
185 00:11:42,867 00:11:43,701 Oh, no. Oh, no.
186 00:11:44,035 00:11:46,871 My husband and I conceived Sabrina the old-fashioned way. My husband and I conceived Sabrina the old-fashioned way.
187 00:11:47,622 00:11:49,332 -But you're so... -Old? -But you're so... -Old?
188 00:11:50,333 00:11:52,710 You wouldn't think so if you saw my uterus. You wouldn't think so if you saw my uterus.
189 00:11:53,128 00:11:56,339 But you know what really made this little angel possible? But you know what really made this little angel possible?
190 00:11:56,923 00:11:58,091 A time machine? A time machine?
191 00:11:58,383 00:11:59,717 A positive attitude. A positive attitude.
192 00:12:00,218 00:12:02,137 You may not have my fertile body, You may not have my fertile body,
193 00:12:02,220 00:12:05,390 but with my help you can still be a mother. but with my help you can still be a mother.
194 00:12:07,392 00:12:08,560 ♪ Make the cracks break Shake it till they drop ♪ ♪ Make the cracks break Shake it till they drop ♪
195 00:12:08,643 00:12:10,854 ♪ Make the booty go wah, wah, wah ♪ ♪ Make the booty go wah, wah, wah ♪
196 00:12:10,937 00:12:13,314 ♪ Make the cracks break Shake it till they drop ♪ ♪ Make the cracks break Shake it till they drop ♪
197 00:12:13,398 00:12:14,858 ♪ Make the booty go wah, wah, wah ♪ ♪ Make the booty go wah, wah, wah ♪
198 00:12:14,941 00:12:15,984 Nice. Nice.
199 00:12:16,067 00:12:17,110 Yo, who you waiting on again? Yo, who you waiting on again?
200 00:12:17,569 00:12:18,778 Her name's Angie. Her name's Angie.
201 00:12:18,862 00:12:21,656 She's, uh... Well, she might be my surrogate mother. She's, uh... Well, she might be my surrogate mother.
202 00:12:21,739 00:12:23,992 Oh, that's right. You got your baby mama coming. Oh, that's right. You got your baby mama coming.
203 00:12:24,075 00:12:25,660 You know I got two baby mamas, right? You know I got two baby mamas, right?
204 00:12:25,743 00:12:26,703 No, this is different. No, this is different.
205 00:12:26,786 00:12:28,246 You had relationships with those women. You had relationships with those women.
206 00:12:28,329 00:12:29,747 No, I had no relationships with those women. No, I had no relationships with those women.
207 00:12:29,831 00:12:31,875 I had relations with those women. I had relations with those women.
208 00:12:31,958 00:12:35,253 No. I'm paying her. This was set up by an agency. No. I'm paying her. This was set up by an agency.
209 00:12:35,336 00:12:38,298 There are contracts involved. It's strictly business. There are contracts involved. It's strictly business.
210 00:12:38,756 00:12:41,718 You pay the bills, she have the baby. That's called a baby mama. You pay the bills, she have the baby. That's called a baby mama.
211 00:12:41,801 00:12:43,636 You ask any black man in Philadelphia. You ask any black man in Philadelphia.
212 00:12:47,807 00:12:49,309 Yo, what if that's your baby mama? Yo, what if that's your baby mama?
213 00:12:49,601 00:12:50,643 I don't think that's her. I don't think that's her.
214 00:12:50,727 00:12:52,979 ♪ Here come your baby mama ♪ ♪ Here come your baby mama ♪
215 00:12:53,313 00:12:54,898 ♪ Riding a Suzuki ♪ ♪ Riding a Suzuki ♪
216 00:12:57,734 00:12:59,944 I wanna spend about 15 minutes here, I wanna spend about 15 minutes here,
217 00:13:00,028 00:13:03,198 then I wanna get my picture taken punching the Rocky statue. then I wanna get my picture taken punching the Rocky statue.
218 00:13:03,448 00:13:04,782 Yeah, well, you're gonna have to sketch it, Yeah, well, you're gonna have to sketch it,
219 00:13:04,866 00:13:06,034 'cause I didn't bring a camera. 'cause I didn't bring a camera.
220 00:13:06,117 00:13:09,120 Okay, you did that on purpose, didn't you? Trying to sabotage my art. Okay, you did that on purpose, didn't you? Trying to sabotage my art.
221 00:13:09,204 00:13:10,288 - This might be them. - All right, I'm an artist. - This might be them. - All right, I'm an artist.
222 00:13:10,371 00:13:12,040 -Oscar, this might be them. -I want it to look artistic. -Oscar, this might be them. -I want it to look artistic.
223 00:13:12,123 00:13:13,625 You told me to tell you when you were sounding ignorant. You told me to tell you when you were sounding ignorant.
224 00:13:13,708 00:13:14,751 You're sounding ignorant. You're sounding ignorant.
225 00:13:14,834 00:13:15,835 - Angie? - What? - Angie? - What?
226 00:13:16,544 00:13:17,629 I'm Kate. I'm Kate.
227 00:13:17,879 00:13:19,172 Oh! Hi. Oh! Hi.
228 00:13:20,590 00:13:22,884 Nice to meet you. This is Carl, my husband. Nice to meet you. This is Carl, my husband.
229 00:13:22,967 00:13:23,968 Common-law. Common-law.
230 00:13:24,052 00:13:25,512 He always says that. He always says that.
231 00:13:26,095 00:13:28,097 Well, please, come on in. Well, please, come on in.
232 00:13:30,808 00:13:31,893 Thank you. Thank you.
233 00:13:33,269 00:13:36,231 Listen, shut her down in drive and slam it into park Listen, shut her down in drive and slam it into park
234 00:13:36,314 00:13:37,565 or it'll start smoking, okay? or it'll start smoking, okay?
235 00:13:37,649 00:13:38,900 And I'll be back with this. And I'll be back with this.
236 00:13:46,199 00:13:48,868 So, how long have you two been together? So, how long have you two been together?
237 00:13:49,244 00:13:51,454 We met the summer after I discontinued high school. We met the summer after I discontinued high school.
238 00:13:51,538 00:13:52,622 And we've been together ever since. And we've been together ever since.
239 00:13:53,748 00:13:55,333 He never officially asked me to be his wife, He never officially asked me to be his wife,
240 00:13:55,416 00:13:57,001 but he never asked me to not be his wife either, but he never asked me to not be his wife either,
241 00:13:57,085 00:13:58,962 so things are going pretty good. so things are going pretty good.
242 00:14:01,297 00:14:02,173 Uh... Uh...
243 00:14:02,382 00:14:05,552 Wow. The place is amazing. Wow. The place is amazing.
244 00:14:05,760 00:14:06,761 Um, let me... Um, let me...
245 00:14:06,844 00:14:07,845 Beautiful. Beautiful.
246 00:14:07,971 00:14:12,934 Kind of looks like Kate Hudson's New York pied-à-terre. Kind of looks like Kate Hudson's New York pied-à-terre.
247 00:14:13,977 00:14:16,938 She read that somewhere. I don't think she's saying it right. She read that somewhere. I don't think she's saying it right.
248 00:14:17,146 00:14:18,356 No, she's saying it right. No, she's saying it right.
249 00:14:20,441 00:14:22,026 Out of all the places that we've interviewed at, Out of all the places that we've interviewed at,
250 00:14:22,110 00:14:23,486 this is by far the nicest. this is by far the nicest.
251 00:14:23,987 00:14:26,072 -What does your husband do? -Well, I don't have a husband. -What does your husband do? -Well, I don't have a husband.
252 00:14:26,155 00:14:27,115 Huh. Huh.
253 00:14:27,407 00:14:28,741 Got this place all by yourself? Got this place all by yourself?
254 00:14:29,200 00:14:30,451 Must have a really fancy job. Must have a really fancy job.
255 00:14:30,535 00:14:33,538 Well, I am the Vice President of Development Well, I am the Vice President of Development
256 00:14:33,621 00:14:34,789 for Round Earth Foods. for Round Earth Foods.
257 00:14:34,873 00:14:37,083 So you take over if the President is shot? So you take over if the President is shot?
258 00:14:37,834 00:14:39,085 Well... Well...
259 00:14:40,879 00:14:42,881 - I like your shirt. - Thanks. - I like your shirt. - Thanks.
260 00:14:42,964 00:14:46,134 It's a shirt-vest kind of... I don't know. It's a shirt-vest kind of... I don't know.
261 00:14:46,676 00:14:49,554 I just like making styles and stuff. It's something I like to do. I just like making styles and stuff. It's something I like to do.
262 00:14:51,014 00:14:52,682 What, you don't get down with rap? What, you don't get down with rap?
263 00:14:52,765 00:14:57,478 Uh, boy, somewhere in there I have an old Salt-n-Pepper CD. Uh, boy, somewhere in there I have an old Salt-n-Pepper CD.
264 00:14:57,854 00:14:58,855 Hmm... Hmm...
265 00:15:00,273 00:15:02,066 What do you do, Carl? What do you do, Carl?
266 00:15:02,150 00:15:04,652 Carl is an inventor/entrepreneur. Carl is an inventor/entrepreneur.
267 00:15:04,861 00:15:05,778 Yeah. Yeah.
268 00:15:05,987 00:15:08,072 I'm still looking for that home run, you know. I'm still looking for that home run, you know.
269 00:15:08,364 00:15:12,577 I mean, when I saw the iPod the first time, I was like... I mean, when I saw the iPod the first time, I was like...
270 00:15:13,286 00:15:14,787 I mean, I could've kicked myself. I mean, I could've kicked myself.
271 00:15:14,954 00:15:16,331 That was so hard on him. That was so hard on him.
272 00:15:16,414 00:15:18,166 Now we're pretty tight on cash. Now we're pretty tight on cash.
273 00:15:18,750 00:15:20,752 So that led you to surrogacy? So that led you to surrogacy?
274 00:15:20,835 00:15:21,669 Hey, I gotta say, Hey, I gotta say,
275 00:15:22,086 00:15:25,131 when I first thought about Angie carrying someone else's baby, when I first thought about Angie carrying someone else's baby,
276 00:15:25,548 00:15:26,799 I felt weird about it. I felt weird about it.
277 00:15:27,592 00:15:29,093 Then I thought, "Oh, my God, Then I thought, "Oh, my God,
278 00:15:29,177 00:15:32,180 if my wife's gotta have sex with someone else's husband to do this..." if my wife's gotta have sex with someone else's husband to do this..."
279 00:15:32,263 00:15:33,848 -Out of the question. -"...that's gonna cost extra." -Out of the question. -"...that's gonna cost extra."
280 00:15:33,932 00:15:35,016 It's out of the question. It's out of the question.
281 00:15:35,850 00:15:37,435 Wow. This is a nice view. Wow. This is a nice view.
282 00:15:38,436 00:15:39,896 So, have you done this before? So, have you done this before?
283 00:15:40,521 00:15:43,441 No. But I know I'm good at getting pregnant. No. But I know I'm good at getting pregnant.
284 00:15:43,733 00:15:45,360 That's not what I'm asking about. That's not what I'm asking about.
285 00:15:45,443 00:15:46,611 You know, we've all had our scares. You know, we've all had our scares.
286 00:15:46,694 00:15:48,446 -No, not really. -Me neither. -No, not really. -Me neither.
287 00:15:51,824 00:15:54,911 Pardon my asking this, but how many couples, women, Pardon my asking this, but how many couples, women,
288 00:15:54,994 00:15:58,581 how many people are you interviewing before you make your decision? how many people are you interviewing before you make your decision?
289 00:15:59,374 00:16:00,208 Um... Um...
290 00:16:00,583 00:16:02,502 I guess you're like our sixth or seventh. I guess you're like our sixth or seventh.
291 00:16:02,585 00:16:03,419 Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
292 00:16:03,836 00:16:05,129 And how's it going? And how's it going?
293 00:16:05,546 00:16:06,381 Good. Good.
294 00:16:07,548 00:16:09,217 You know how in science they say that You know how in science they say that
295 00:16:09,300 00:16:11,386 everybody's aura gives off a different color? everybody's aura gives off a different color?
296 00:16:12,845 00:16:14,055 I can read those auras. I can read those auras.
297 00:16:14,931 00:16:16,599 I'm very sensitive to people's energies. I'm very sensitive to people's energies.
298 00:16:17,392 00:16:19,060 So, I meet new people and I get exhausted. So, I meet new people and I get exhausted.
299 00:16:19,394 00:16:20,645 Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
300 00:16:21,813 00:16:23,272 What color is my aura? What color is my aura?
301 00:16:23,564 00:16:24,440 Let me see. Let me see.
302 00:16:27,110 00:16:28,987 Sunsetty. It's like a sunset. Sunsetty. It's like a sunset.
303 00:16:29,612 00:16:31,447 -I'm really digging it. -Good. -I'm really digging it. -Good.
304 00:16:31,531 00:16:33,116 -Congratulations. -Good, good. -Congratulations. -Good, good.
305 00:16:33,199 00:16:34,200 Really good color. Really good color.
306 00:16:34,283 00:16:35,451 Well, good. Well, good.
307 00:16:35,535 00:16:38,162 Because I really hope that you like me, Angie, Because I really hope that you like me, Angie,
308 00:16:38,246 00:16:42,250 because I'm asking you for a very big favor, you know. because I'm asking you for a very big favor, you know.
309 00:16:42,667 00:16:45,795 You have a God-given ability that I just don't have. You have a God-given ability that I just don't have.
310 00:16:46,546 00:16:47,672 I know I could be good at this. I know I could be good at this.
311 00:16:48,006 00:16:49,048 I think you could, too. I think you could, too.
312 00:16:49,257 00:16:50,842 And, you know, it's nice to feel... And, you know, it's nice to feel...
313 00:16:51,092 00:16:52,719 -Needed? -Yeah. Needed. -Needed? -Yeah. Needed.
314 00:16:52,802 00:16:54,095 Important, useful? Important, useful?
315 00:16:54,178 00:16:55,138 I like all those words. I like all those words.
316 00:16:55,471 00:16:57,974 Yeah, well, I can't do this without you. I've tried. Yeah, well, I can't do this without you. I've tried.
317 00:16:58,224 00:16:59,684 I need you, Angie. I need you, Angie.
318 00:17:04,772 00:17:06,024 I'm gonna make a decision. I'm gonna make a decision.
319 00:17:06,691 00:17:07,900 I made my decision. I made my decision.
320 00:17:08,818 00:17:09,694 Decision made. Decision made.
321 00:17:10,278 00:17:13,531 Kate, I want you to put your baby inside me. Kate, I want you to put your baby inside me.
322 00:17:14,240 00:17:17,744 Angie, I'm gonna put my baby inside you. Angie, I'm gonna put my baby inside you.
323 00:17:19,287 00:17:20,997 ♪ My love ♪ ♪ My love ♪
324 00:17:21,706 00:17:25,585 ♪ There's only you in my life ♪ ♪ There's only you in my life ♪
325 00:17:26,586 00:17:30,256 ♪ The only thing that's bright ♪ ♪ The only thing that's bright ♪
326 00:17:33,134 00:17:35,344 ♪ My first love ♪ ♪ My first love ♪
327 00:17:37,138 00:17:41,476 ♪ You're every breath that I take ♪ ♪ You're every breath that I take ♪
328 00:17:42,018 00:17:46,481 ♪ You're every step I make ♪ ♪ You're every step I make ♪
329 00:17:48,316 00:17:51,611 -♪ And I ♪ -♪ I ♪ -♪ And I ♪ -♪ I ♪
330 00:17:52,403 00:17:55,239 ♪ I want to share ♪ ♪ I want to share ♪
331 00:17:55,406 00:18:01,079 ♪ All my love with you ♪ ♪ All my love with you ♪
332 00:18:02,288 00:18:06,000 ♪ No one else will do... ♪ ♪ No one else will do... ♪
333 00:18:06,459 00:18:09,212 This stuff is good. What's the street name for this? This stuff is good. What's the street name for this?
334 00:18:09,337 00:18:12,298 -♪ And your eyes ♪ -♪ Your eyes, your eyes ♪ -♪ And your eyes ♪ -♪ Your eyes, your eyes ♪
335 00:18:12,757 00:18:17,220 ♪ They tell me how much you care ♪ ♪ They tell me how much you care ♪
336 00:18:18,596 00:18:20,848 ♪ Ooh yes ♪ ♪ Ooh yes ♪
337 00:18:21,682 00:18:26,312 ♪ You will always be ♪ ♪ You will always be ♪
338 00:18:27,522 00:18:30,149 ♪ My endless love ♪ ♪ My endless love ♪
339 00:18:30,233 00:18:31,442 So as you can see, So as you can see,
340 00:18:31,526 00:18:33,903 we've transferred three of Kate's fertilized eggs we've transferred three of Kate's fertilized eggs
341 00:18:33,986 00:18:35,530 to your womb, Angie. to your womb, Angie.
342 00:18:35,613 00:18:37,490 Now with the hormones you've been taking, Now with the hormones you've been taking,
343 00:18:37,573 00:18:40,284 the probability of success is about 60%. the probability of success is about 60%.
344 00:18:41,119 00:18:44,330 You should continue taking the hormones and get as much rest as possible. You should continue taking the hormones and get as much rest as possible.
345 00:18:44,413 00:18:47,708 And in about two weeks, you can take a home pregnancy test. And in about two weeks, you can take a home pregnancy test.
346 00:18:51,462 00:18:52,630 I live right here. I live right here.
347 00:19:08,020 00:19:09,564 Thanks for driving me all the way home. Thanks for driving me all the way home.
348 00:19:09,939 00:19:12,400 Carl couldn't leave the house 'cause he's trying to win a radio contest. Carl couldn't leave the house 'cause he's trying to win a radio contest.
349 00:19:12,483 00:19:14,068 Well, I would've offered to do it anyway. Well, I would've offered to do it anyway.
350 00:19:14,360 00:19:16,028 Here, let me give you some money for gas. Here, let me give you some money for gas.
351 00:19:16,487 00:19:18,364 No, no, please. It's my treat. No, no, please. It's my treat.
352 00:19:18,447 00:19:19,323 Really? Really?
353 00:19:19,532 00:19:21,159 Of course. Angie, you don't understand. Of course. Angie, you don't understand.
354 00:19:21,242 00:19:23,369 I want to be there for you every step of the way. I want to be there for you every step of the way.
355 00:19:26,956 00:19:29,083 I hope you don't mind. I bought you some groceries. I hope you don't mind. I bought you some groceries.
356 00:19:29,167 00:19:31,085 I thought you might want to start eating organic. I thought you might want to start eating organic.
357 00:19:31,169 00:19:34,380 Eh. That crap is for rich people who hate themselves. Eh. That crap is for rich people who hate themselves.
358 00:19:35,256 00:19:36,841 Sorry, this place is such a mess. Sorry, this place is such a mess.
359 00:19:36,924 00:19:38,301 I haven't had time to clean up. I haven't had time to clean up.
360 00:19:38,843 00:19:42,305 No, it has a nice old-timey smell. No, it has a nice old-timey smell.
361 00:19:44,432 00:19:45,433 Is that an alligator? Is that an alligator?
362 00:19:45,516 00:19:48,060 Oh, Hellboy? No, that's Carl's iguana. Oh, Hellboy? No, that's Carl's iguana.
363 00:19:48,644 00:19:52,523 Great. Well, I'm gonna put this fruit in your refrigerator. Great. Well, I'm gonna put this fruit in your refrigerator.
364 00:19:56,444 00:19:57,528 That's the song! That's the song!
365 00:19:58,821 00:20:02,116 When they play "Red Red Wine," you gotta be the 103.7th caller. When they play "Red Red Wine," you gotta be the 103.7th caller.
366 00:20:02,909 00:20:04,619 - What up, baby lady? - Hello. - What up, baby lady? - Hello.
367 00:20:04,702 00:20:06,037 Shut the door, Carl! Shut the door, Carl!
368 00:20:06,120 00:20:07,622 How am I gonna talk through a door? How am I gonna talk through a door?
369 00:20:07,705 00:20:09,874 How can you be the 103.7th caller? How can you be the 103.7th caller?
370 00:20:09,957 00:20:12,793 Angie, I don't have time to explain arithmetic to you. Angie, I don't have time to explain arithmetic to you.
371 00:20:12,877 00:20:14,212 That don't make no sense. That don't make no sense.
372 00:20:14,295 00:20:15,922 I will see you in two weeks. Please try to get some... I will see you in two weeks. Please try to get some...
373 00:20:16,005 00:20:17,340 Would you grab my smokes? Would you grab my smokes?
374 00:20:17,840 00:20:19,759 You know you're not supposed to smoke in front of me. You know you're not supposed to smoke in front of me.
375 00:20:19,842 00:20:20,760 I'm trying to quit. I'm trying to quit.
376 00:20:20,843 00:20:22,595 -...rest. Try to get some rest. -Yeah, that's your situation, all right? -...rest. Try to get some rest. -Yeah, that's your situation, all right?
377 00:20:22,762 00:20:25,723 I'm in here trying to win us Arena football tickets. I'm in here trying to win us Arena football tickets.
378 00:20:26,390 00:20:27,808 Close the door, Carl. Close the door, Carl.
379 00:20:28,351 00:20:29,685 So, what we're looking for So, what we're looking for
380 00:20:29,769 00:20:33,773 is at least 15,000 square feet in the next cool neighborhood. is at least 15,000 square feet in the next cool neighborhood.
381 00:20:33,856 00:20:35,399 It can be open lots. It can be open lots.
382 00:20:35,483 00:20:37,652 It can be buildings that we buy and tear down, It can be buildings that we buy and tear down,
383 00:20:37,735 00:20:38,986 although no historic buildings. although no historic buildings.
384 00:20:39,070 00:20:41,530 We want to be perceived as enhancing the neighborhood, We want to be perceived as enhancing the neighborhood,
385 00:20:41,614 00:20:43,115 not destroying its character. not destroying its character.
386 00:20:43,449 00:20:45,993 Oh, also, Barry would like to use Oh, also, Barry would like to use
387 00:20:46,077 00:20:49,288 mostly found and recycled materials. mostly found and recycled materials.
388 00:20:49,372 00:20:51,540 So that's gonna affect us, zoning-wise. So that's gonna affect us, zoning-wise.
389 00:20:52,208 00:20:54,418 I don't care what we spend, but we have to get it right. I don't care what we spend, but we have to get it right.
390 00:21:14,230 00:21:16,649 Shannon! Dante! Anybody? Shannon! Dante! Anybody?
391 00:21:18,401 00:21:19,235 Guess not. Guess not.
392 00:21:21,404 00:21:22,280 Sorry about that. Sorry about that.
393 00:21:22,363 00:21:24,573 Welcome to Super Fruity. What can I get you? Welcome to Super Fruity. What can I get you?
394 00:21:25,116 00:21:28,160 {\an8}Does the "Orange You Glad I Didn't Say Banana?" {\an8}Does the "Orange You Glad I Didn't Say Banana?"
395 00:21:28,286 00:21:30,204 {\an8}in fact contain banana? {\an8}in fact contain banana?
396 00:21:30,913 00:21:32,873 Yeah. Yeah, but it's a good question. Yeah. Yeah, but it's a good question.
397 00:21:32,957 00:21:36,127 I think the name's a little more clever than it is informative. I think the name's a little more clever than it is informative.
398 00:21:36,210 00:21:37,420 Well, I will try it. Well, I will try it.
399 00:21:37,837 00:21:38,838 Okay. Okay.
400 00:21:40,256 00:21:42,383 Hey, I'm looking for a new apartment. Hey, I'm looking for a new apartment.
401 00:21:42,591 00:21:44,218 What is your read on this neighborhood? What is your read on this neighborhood?
402 00:21:44,302 00:21:48,347 The neighborhood's good. It's good. It's changing a lot. The neighborhood's good. It's good. It's changing a lot.
403 00:21:48,681 00:21:50,516 A lot of condos going up. A lot of condos going up.
404 00:21:50,683 00:21:52,935 The real estate people are trying to give it one of those The real estate people are trying to give it one of those
405 00:21:54,603 00:21:56,731 clever names, they call it WeBeSoCa, clever names, they call it WeBeSoCa,
406 00:21:56,814 00:22:00,609 which is Webster, south of Catherine, I guess. which is Webster, south of Catherine, I guess.
407 00:22:01,444 00:22:02,486 How's business? How's business?
408 00:22:03,321 00:22:04,613 Uh, it's... Uh, it's...
409 00:22:05,990 00:22:07,533 It's a little slow. It's a little slow.
410 00:22:07,616 00:22:11,620 But kind of tough, you know, going up against the man. But kind of tough, you know, going up against the man.
411 00:22:12,371 00:22:13,331 The cops? The cops?
412 00:22:13,414 00:22:14,248 Jamba Juice. Jamba Juice.
413 00:22:14,623 00:22:16,709 -Jamba Juice is the man? -Yeah. -Jamba Juice is the man? -Yeah.
414 00:22:17,001 00:22:18,252 Corporate juice pimps. Corporate juice pimps.
415 00:22:18,336 00:22:20,463 Thought you should know, and you'll feel free to tell your friends. Thought you should know, and you'll feel free to tell your friends.
416 00:22:20,629 00:22:22,340 Oh. Okay. I will tell them. Oh. Okay. I will tell them.
417 00:22:25,468 00:22:27,845 Okay, now. You have a super fruity day. Okay, now. You have a super fruity day.
418 00:22:32,933 00:22:34,018 I want you to start finding out I want you to start finding out
419 00:22:34,101 00:22:39,148 what's available between the 1500 block and 1800 block of West Catherine Street. what's available between the 1500 block and 1800 block of West Catherine Street.
420 00:22:40,649 00:22:41,859 Ron, I gotta call you back. Ron, I gotta call you back.
421 00:22:42,985 00:22:44,445 -Angie? -Hi, it's Angie. -Angie? -Hi, it's Angie.
422 00:22:44,528 00:22:46,781 I know. I know. So, any news? I know. I know. So, any news?
423 00:22:47,031 00:22:49,909 Well, I peed on one of those stick thingies, and it said "Yes." Well, I peed on one of those stick thingies, and it said "Yes."
424 00:22:51,410 00:22:53,037 Angie, that is just the greatest news! Angie, that is just the greatest news!
425 00:22:53,120 00:22:54,497 That's just unbelievably great. That's just unbelievably great.
426 00:22:54,580 00:22:55,706 Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah.
427 00:22:56,373 00:22:57,583 Thank you so much, Angie. Thank you so much, Angie.
428 00:22:57,666 00:23:00,836 If you need anything, anything at all, you let me know, okay? If you need anything, anything at all, you let me know, okay?
429 00:23:01,212 00:23:02,296 Yeah, okay. I will. Yeah, okay. I will.
430 00:23:04,215 00:23:05,800 I'm having a baby! I'm having a baby!
431 00:23:23,359 00:23:24,360 Honey! Honey!
432 00:23:34,286 00:23:35,204 Hello. Hello.
433 00:23:35,496 00:23:37,331 What if the baby's a hermaphrodite? What if the baby's a hermaphrodite?
434 00:23:37,414 00:23:38,332 What? What?
435 00:23:38,457 00:23:39,959 A chick with a dick. A chick with a dick.
436 00:23:40,084 00:23:42,419 I heard it happens to about two percent of babies. I heard it happens to about two percent of babies.
437 00:23:42,837 00:23:44,130 Well, that's crazy. Well, that's crazy.
438 00:23:44,213 00:23:46,632 That would mean that ten people from our high school were hermaphrodites. That would mean that ten people from our high school were hermaphrodites.
439 00:23:46,715 00:23:48,926 -Mommy. Mommy. Mommy. Mommy. -No, that sounds about right, actually. -Mommy. Mommy. Mommy. Mommy. -No, that sounds about right, actually.
440 00:23:49,510 00:23:51,762 You can't solve problems by worrying about them. You can't solve problems by worrying about them.
441 00:23:52,138 00:23:52,972 Is that Alex? Is that Alex?
442 00:23:53,055 00:23:54,682 What does she want for her birthday? What does she want for her birthday?
443 00:23:54,765 00:23:57,810 Karaoke Revolution or a cell phone. Karaoke Revolution or a cell phone.
444 00:23:58,144 00:23:59,478 She's four. She's four.
445 00:24:00,437 00:24:03,399 Do you think it's too much if I ask Angie to call me every day? Do you think it's too much if I ask Angie to call me every day?
446 00:24:03,566 00:24:05,192 She just seems so chaotic. She just seems so chaotic.
447 00:24:05,442 00:24:06,610 I don't know if she's eating right. I don't know if she's eating right.
448 00:24:06,694 00:24:07,945 Is she getting enough exercise? Is she getting enough exercise?
449 00:24:08,195 00:24:09,363 Is she moving around too much? Is she moving around too much?
450 00:24:09,905 00:24:11,073 You're only six weeks in. You're only six weeks in.
451 00:24:11,157 00:24:13,909 You can't put her in a cage and force-feed her. You can't put her in a cage and force-feed her.
452 00:24:13,993 00:24:14,910 I know. I know. I know. I know.
453 00:24:15,244 00:24:16,162 Expecting a baby? Expecting a baby?
454 00:24:17,163 00:24:18,998 Did I tell you? I found a location for the new store. Did I tell you? I found a location for the new store.
455 00:24:19,123 00:24:20,207 Yeah, I have to pitch it tomorrow. Yeah, I have to pitch it tomorrow.
456 00:24:20,291 00:24:21,375 It's gonna be a girl. It's gonna be a girl.
457 00:24:21,458 00:24:23,085 That's what's making your hair so dry. That's what's making your hair so dry.
458 00:24:23,836 00:24:24,879 Cash or credit? Cash or credit?
459 00:24:25,421 00:24:26,338 Cash. Cash.
460 00:24:45,983 00:24:46,984 Oscar? Oscar?
461 00:24:50,446 00:24:51,780 You got baby mama drama. You got baby mama drama.
462 00:24:52,198 00:24:53,699 Hey, I left Carl. Hey, I left Carl.
463 00:24:54,992 00:24:58,412 I found out he was effing around on me, so we got into a huge fight. I found out he was effing around on me, so we got into a huge fight.
464 00:24:58,495 00:24:59,872 Things got really physical. Things got really physical.
465 00:25:00,247 00:25:01,332 Oh, my God. Are you okay? Oh, my God. Are you okay?
466 00:25:01,415 00:25:02,708 Yeah. I didn't hit him too hard. Yeah. I didn't hit him too hard.
467 00:25:03,209 00:25:05,586 Hey, I brought you a picture of the baby. Hey, I brought you a picture of the baby.
468 00:25:05,669 00:25:07,171 You know, an ultrasound picture. You know, an ultrasound picture.
469 00:25:08,130 00:25:09,256 Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh.
470 00:25:12,343 00:25:13,510 Looks like a squirrel. Looks like a squirrel.
471 00:25:15,095 00:25:16,889 A cute, cute squirrel. A cute, cute squirrel.
472 00:25:17,306 00:25:19,558 Anyway, it's kind of early, so you can't really see anything, Anyway, it's kind of early, so you can't really see anything,
473 00:25:19,642 00:25:22,478 but they took a picture of it just to make sure it's growing right. but they took a picture of it just to make sure it's growing right.
474 00:25:22,561 00:25:23,812 They said all the parts are good. They said all the parts are good.
475 00:25:23,896 00:25:25,522 Why didn't you tell me? I would've been there. Why didn't you tell me? I would've been there.
476 00:25:26,106 00:25:28,067 I didn't want to bother you. I didn't want to bother you.
477 00:25:37,826 00:25:40,537 Don't worry. This couch is more comfortable than it looks. Don't worry. This couch is more comfortable than it looks.
478 00:25:40,621 00:25:44,917 I also put a stack of clean towels for you in the bathroom. I also put a stack of clean towels for you in the bathroom.
479 00:25:45,000 00:25:46,794 And, oh, do you need a toothbrush? And, oh, do you need a toothbrush?
480 00:25:47,503 00:25:50,631 Because I have some extras that I keep for houseguests. Because I have some extras that I keep for houseguests.
481 00:25:57,930 00:25:59,181 Good night, squirrel. Good night, squirrel.
482 00:26:07,022 00:26:10,234 What we have here is our Boo Boo Buster No-Slam Door, okay? What we have here is our Boo Boo Buster No-Slam Door, okay?
483 00:26:10,317 00:26:11,277 Watch how this works. Watch how this works.
484 00:26:11,360 00:26:14,488 You can just slam it. It bounces right back. You can just slam it. It bounces right back.
485 00:26:14,571 00:26:16,323 So you can put your fingers right on in there, and it wouldn't... So you can put your fingers right on in there, and it wouldn't...
486 00:26:16,657 00:26:18,117 Not you, it'll only work for baby fingers. Not you, it'll only work for baby fingers.
487 00:26:18,742 00:26:19,785 -Okay. -Okay? -Okay. -Okay?
488 00:26:21,495 00:26:23,831 Also included in your premium package, Also included in your premium package,
489 00:26:23,914 00:26:26,375 we have child protection everywhere. we have child protection everywhere.
490 00:26:27,918 00:26:30,713 The doors, the door handles, you have the cabinets, The doors, the door handles, you have the cabinets,
491 00:26:32,047 00:26:35,092 caps all over the outlets, cabinets, everything. caps all over the outlets, cabinets, everything.
492 00:26:35,175 00:26:37,720 It's just babyproof all over the place. It's just babyproof all over the place.
493 00:26:37,803 00:26:40,306 Shouldn't be a problem for anybody over the age of seven. Shouldn't be a problem for anybody over the age of seven.
494 00:26:46,895 00:26:48,230 You sure have done a great job You sure have done a great job
495 00:26:48,314 00:26:49,773 getting an early jump on your babyproofing. getting an early jump on your babyproofing.
496 00:26:50,065 00:26:51,317 Well, you guys are the best in the city, Well, you guys are the best in the city,
497 00:26:51,400 00:26:52,901 and I didn't want to risk being on a waiting list. and I didn't want to risk being on a waiting list.
498 00:26:52,985 00:26:56,363 True. But you can't be no more than three, four months pregnant. True. But you can't be no more than three, four months pregnant.
499 00:27:08,000 00:27:09,626 There's something wrong with your toilet. There's something wrong with your toilet.
500 00:27:10,669 00:27:12,546 I'm sorry I broke one of your rules. I'm sorry I broke one of your rules.
501 00:27:12,713 00:27:13,839 You peed in the sink. You peed in the sink.
502 00:27:13,922 00:27:15,215 Isn't that against everyone's rules? Isn't that against everyone's rules?
503 00:27:15,299 00:27:17,676 Only a crazy person locks their toilet. Only a crazy person locks their toilet.
504 00:27:17,760 00:27:19,762 It's for the baby. It's safe. It's for the baby. It's safe.
505 00:27:19,928 00:27:21,263 Please don't touch anything else. Please don't touch anything else.
506 00:27:33,233 00:27:34,860 I'm here. I'm here. I'm sorry. I'm here. I'm here. I'm sorry.
507 00:27:35,194 00:27:36,737 Forty-five minutes late. This isn't like you. Forty-five minutes late. This isn't like you.
508 00:27:36,820 00:27:39,573 I'm sorry, Barry. I'm just a little out of whack today. I'm sorry, Barry. I'm just a little out of whack today.
509 00:27:39,656 00:27:41,909 Want me to get Dr. Gary down here? Give you a shot of bee pollen? Want me to get Dr. Gary down here? Give you a shot of bee pollen?
510 00:27:41,992 00:27:44,078 No, thank you. I'm good. Let's do this. No, thank you. I'm good. Let's do this.
511 00:27:44,161 00:27:45,704 Thank you for waiting, everyone. Thank you for waiting, everyone.
512 00:27:46,246 00:27:48,999 This may look like a dilapidated warehouse... This may look like a dilapidated warehouse...
513 00:27:50,167 00:27:52,461 ♪ Lady Luck gets on my side ♪ ♪ Lady Luck gets on my side ♪
514 00:27:52,544 00:27:54,963 ♪ We're gonna rock this town alive ♪ ♪ We're gonna rock this town alive ♪
515 00:27:55,839 00:27:56,965 ♪ I'll let her rough me up... ♪ ♪ I'll let her rough me up... ♪
516 00:27:57,091 00:27:58,050 Thanks, Oscar. Thanks, Oscar.
517 00:27:58,133 00:27:59,134 ♪ She knocks me out ♪ ♪ She knocks me out ♪
518 00:27:59,218 00:28:02,721 ♪ She walks like she talks Like she talks, like she walks ♪ ♪ She walks like she talks Like she talks, like she walks ♪
519 00:28:02,805 00:28:04,014 ♪ She bangs, she bangs... ♪ ♪ She bangs, she bangs... ♪
520 00:28:04,098 00:28:05,599 -Hey. -What are you doing? -Hey. -What are you doing?
521 00:28:06,308 00:28:07,393 What is this mess? What is this mess?
522 00:28:07,476 00:28:08,519 ♪ Oh, baby, she moves, she moves... ♪ ♪ Oh, baby, she moves, she moves... ♪
523 00:28:08,602 00:28:10,604 This game is awesome. Where did you get this? This game is awesome. Where did you get this?
524 00:28:10,687 00:28:12,898 That's supposed to be my niece's birthday present. That's supposed to be my niece's birthday present.
525 00:28:12,981 00:28:14,024 Oh, sorry. Oh, sorry.
526 00:28:14,108 00:28:15,567 Angie, what kind of food is this for a pregnant woman? Angie, what kind of food is this for a pregnant woman?
527 00:28:15,651 00:28:19,363 Dr. Pepper, Pringles, Tastykakes? Dr. Pepper, Pringles, Tastykakes?
528 00:28:20,906 00:28:21,949 Red Bull? Red Bull?
529 00:28:22,533 00:28:24,618 Angie, Red Bull? Angie, Red Bull?
530 00:28:25,077 00:28:28,497 You have to remember that you are carrying something very precious. You have to remember that you are carrying something very precious.
531 00:28:28,580 00:28:30,124 -Like a little puppy. -Yeah. -Like a little puppy. -Yeah.
532 00:28:30,207 00:28:31,083 Yeah. Or a baby. Yeah. Or a baby.
533 00:28:31,458 00:28:35,712 What you eat, the baby eats. What you listen to, the baby listens to. What you eat, the baby eats. What you listen to, the baby listens to.
534 00:28:36,171 00:28:38,215 If you listen to DMX, the baby comes out going... If you listen to DMX, the baby comes out going...
535 00:28:41,802 00:28:42,803 Are those cigarettes? Are those cigarettes?
536 00:28:43,137 00:28:44,263 What? No. Where? What? No. Where?
537 00:28:44,346 00:28:46,974 Do you know how stupid it is to smoke at all, Do you know how stupid it is to smoke at all,
538 00:28:47,057 00:28:48,475 let alone when you are pregnant? let alone when you are pregnant?
539 00:28:48,559 00:28:50,144 I'm not smoking. I swear, I'm not... I'm not smoking. I swear, I'm not...
540 00:28:53,981 00:28:55,190 Why would you answer my phone? Why would you answer my phone?
541 00:28:56,275 00:28:57,901 - Hello. - Kate, we're moving forward. - Hello. - Kate, we're moving forward.
542 00:28:58,026 00:29:00,404 I think that that is a great decision, Barry. I think that that is a great decision, Barry.
543 00:29:00,654 00:29:04,241 Yes, let's get those facts and figures, Barry, into the idea machine. Yes, let's get those facts and figures, Barry, into the idea machine.
544 00:29:04,700 00:29:05,951 We should close in a couple of weeks. We should close in a couple of weeks.
545 00:29:06,034 00:29:07,703 I want you to put together a press conference. I want you to put together a press conference.
546 00:29:07,995 00:29:10,748 How about we start with a little community outreach How about we start with a little community outreach
547 00:29:10,831 00:29:12,624 and get the people in the neighborhood on our side, and get the people in the neighborhood on our side,
548 00:29:12,708 00:29:14,626 and then let the press find us? and then let the press find us?
549 00:29:14,710 00:29:17,004 That's why I'm a genius for hiring people like you. That's why I'm a genius for hiring people like you.
550 00:29:20,382 00:29:21,341 All right, you. All right, you.
551 00:29:22,468 00:29:24,803 My job gives me access to the most nutritious, My job gives me access to the most nutritious,
552 00:29:24,887 00:29:25,971 chemical-free food in the world. chemical-free food in the world.
553 00:29:26,054 00:29:29,433 I don't want my kid born addicted to high-fructose corn syrup. I don't want my kid born addicted to high-fructose corn syrup.
554 00:29:29,516 00:29:33,103 There is a thing called being too healthy. There is a thing called being too healthy.
555 00:29:33,187 00:29:34,104 That's what killed Bruce Lee. That's what killed Bruce Lee.
556 00:29:34,188 00:29:36,523 Really? Where did you read that? The Weekly World Dum-Dum? Really? Where did you read that? The Weekly World Dum-Dum?
557 00:29:37,524 00:29:41,570 All right. This is your folic acid and this is your prenatal vitamin. All right. This is your folic acid and this is your prenatal vitamin.
558 00:29:42,070 00:29:43,071 You're serious about this? You're serious about this?
559 00:29:43,405 00:29:44,907 I don't want my baby to have a pinhead. I don't want my baby to have a pinhead.
560 00:29:46,533 00:29:47,367 I can't do it. I can't do it.
561 00:29:48,285 00:29:50,037 I got it. It's going... I got it. It's going...
562 00:29:50,746 00:29:51,830 I can't swallow it. I can't swallow it.
563 00:29:56,376 00:29:57,377 What is this? What is this?
564 00:29:57,461 00:29:58,587 Water. Water.
565 00:29:58,670 00:30:00,088 It's horrible! It's horrible!
566 00:30:03,091 00:30:04,593 -I need a... -No, I can't put it in your butt. -I need a... -No, I can't put it in your butt.
567 00:30:05,093 00:30:07,012 Angie, cats can do this. Come on. Angie, cats can do this. Come on.
568 00:30:07,346 00:30:09,139 -It's in there. -Just try. -It's in there. -Just try.
569 00:30:09,473 00:30:10,307 Just relax. Just relax.
570 00:30:10,724 00:30:13,435 Close your eyes, open your mouth, Close your eyes, open your mouth,
571 00:30:14,436 00:30:16,855 and do it! Swallow it. and do it! Swallow it.
572 00:30:16,939 00:30:19,066 Take it. There you go! You did it. Take it. There you go! You did it.
573 00:30:21,568 00:30:22,820 I'm just like a lot of you. I'm just like a lot of you.
574 00:30:23,529 00:30:27,491 I grew up at 52nd and Walnut. I attended West Philly High. I grew up at 52nd and Walnut. I attended West Philly High.
575 00:30:28,450 00:30:31,370 I smoked a joint with Hall & Oates during the bicentennial, all of that. I smoked a joint with Hall & Oates during the bicentennial, all of that.
576 00:30:31,453 00:30:33,288 But unlike a lot of you, But unlike a lot of you,
577 00:30:33,956 00:30:35,916 I have since traveled the world. I have since traveled the world.
578 00:30:36,625 00:30:39,503 I've had papaya on the beach at Virgin Gorda. I've had papaya on the beach at Virgin Gorda.
579 00:30:40,337 00:30:43,549 I've toasted pine nuts at the mouth of an active volcano. I've toasted pine nuts at the mouth of an active volcano.
580 00:30:44,466 00:30:48,470 I sat down with Native Americans and had some amazing salmon. I sat down with Native Americans and had some amazing salmon.
581 00:30:49,721 00:30:52,224 And I'm here to share my experiences with you. And I'm here to share my experiences with you.
582 00:30:52,307 00:30:54,810 You know, I was talking to Jimmy Buffett this morning about trans fats... You know, I was talking to Jimmy Buffett this morning about trans fats...
583 00:30:54,893 00:30:56,436 Barry, the time. Barry, the time.
584 00:30:57,855 00:30:59,481 Well, I'm sorry I can't stay longer, Well, I'm sorry I can't stay longer,
585 00:30:59,565 00:31:01,733 but I have to swing by my son's graduation. but I have to swing by my son's graduation.
586 00:31:01,817 00:31:02,985 So I will turn you over So I will turn you over
587 00:31:03,068 00:31:05,320 to our Vice President of Development, Ms. Kate Holbrook. to our Vice President of Development, Ms. Kate Holbrook.
588 00:31:11,034 00:31:12,035 Good morning and thank you... Good morning and thank you...
589 00:31:12,119 00:31:13,161 Will there be pedestrian access during construction? Will there be pedestrian access during construction?
590 00:31:13,245 00:31:15,247 How can you charge four dollars for one mango? How can you charge four dollars for one mango?
591 00:31:15,330 00:31:16,707 What's your carbon footprint? What's your carbon footprint?
592 00:31:16,790 00:31:19,668 Okay, how about we line up down front here at the microphone? Okay, how about we line up down front here at the microphone?
593 00:31:19,751 00:31:21,503 And I can take your questions... And I can take your questions...
594 00:31:21,587 00:31:24,006 And I can take your questions one at a time. And I can take your questions one at a time.
595 00:31:25,549 00:31:26,633 Hi. Hi.
596 00:31:27,885 00:31:31,722 Rob Ackerman, WeBeSoCa Small Business Owners' Association, Rob Ackerman, WeBeSoCa Small Business Owners' Association,
597 00:31:31,805 00:31:35,225 and I also own Super Fruity Smoothies. and I also own Super Fruity Smoothies.
598 00:31:35,309 00:31:36,393 It's like Jamba Juice. It's like Jamba Juice.
599 00:31:37,060 00:31:40,147 No, it's not. It's not like Jamba Juice at all. No, it's not. It's not like Jamba Juice at all.
600 00:31:41,607 00:31:42,733 I think you've been to my store. I think you've been to my store.
601 00:31:43,025 00:31:44,610 Yes, I have. I remember. Yes, I have. I remember.
602 00:31:44,693 00:31:46,737 Did you ever find that apartment you were looking for? Did you ever find that apartment you were looking for?
603 00:31:47,404 00:31:49,698 Not yet. No. Not yet. No.
604 00:31:50,157 00:31:52,743 Here's my question. Exactly what portion of your profits Here's my question. Exactly what portion of your profits
605 00:31:52,826 00:31:53,952 are gonna go towards rebuilding are gonna go towards rebuilding
606 00:31:54,036 00:31:56,622 and the revitalization of our community? and the revitalization of our community?
607 00:31:56,914 00:31:58,165 Yes! Yes!
608 00:32:00,626 00:32:02,878 Thank you for that question. Thank you for that question.
609 00:32:07,507 00:32:09,927 Those are free, by the way. You don't have to sneak them. Those are free, by the way. You don't have to sneak them.
610 00:32:10,302 00:32:13,138 All of this stuff is our gift to you. All of this stuff is our gift to you.
611 00:32:13,388 00:32:14,473 Hey, Kate. Hey, Kate.
612 00:32:14,556 00:32:15,390 Hi. Hi.
613 00:32:16,266 00:32:17,267 What a spread. What a spread.
614 00:32:17,601 00:32:18,435 Thanks. Thanks.
615 00:32:18,727 00:32:20,312 So, I had one last question for you. So, I had one last question for you.
616 00:32:20,395 00:32:21,271 Okay. Okay.
617 00:32:21,688 00:32:23,774 You never told me how you liked the smoothie. You never told me how you liked the smoothie.
618 00:32:24,441 00:32:26,777 Well, a little too much banana for me. Well, a little too much banana for me.
619 00:32:27,277 00:32:28,403 Wow. Wow.
620 00:32:29,696 00:32:30,697 You know, Mr. Ackerman... You know, Mr. Ackerman...
621 00:32:30,781 00:32:31,698 No, no, no. No, no, no.
622 00:32:31,782 00:32:33,825 Mr. Ackerman's my dog. You gotta call me Rob. Mr. Ackerman's my dog. You gotta call me Rob.
623 00:32:34,242 00:32:36,870 Okay, Rob. I really don't want any tension Okay, Rob. I really don't want any tension
624 00:32:36,954 00:32:38,664 with the Small Business Owners' Association. with the Small Business Owners' Association.
625 00:32:38,747 00:32:40,958 So I would be happy to sit down with you some time and... So I would be happy to sit down with you some time and...
626 00:32:41,041 00:32:43,043 -You asking me out on a date? -No. -You asking me out on a date? -No.
627 00:32:43,210 00:32:45,504 You sure? 'Cause you lied to me once already. You sure? 'Cause you lied to me once already.
628 00:32:45,963 00:32:47,339 Yes, I'm sure. Yes, I'm sure.
629 00:32:48,674 00:32:49,758 See you around. See you around.
630 00:32:51,635 00:32:55,722 And then he asked me if I was asking him out, and I was like, "What?" And then he asked me if I was asking him out, and I was like, "What?"
631 00:32:55,806 00:32:56,974 Is he cute? Is he cute?
632 00:32:57,099 00:32:58,475 Yes, but you're missing the point. Yes, but you're missing the point.
633 00:33:00,268 00:33:01,603 Hold on, Caroline. Hold on, Caroline.
634 00:33:02,521 00:33:03,563 Angie? Angie?
635 00:33:03,647 00:33:04,940 I'm starving! I'm starving!
636 00:33:05,983 00:33:07,025 Well, look in the refrigerator, Well, look in the refrigerator,
637 00:33:07,109 00:33:09,820 there's a big container of Monster Health Pea Soup. there's a big container of Monster Health Pea Soup.
638 00:33:10,195 00:33:13,281 This looks really weird and healthy. I don't like it. This looks really weird and healthy. I don't like it.
639 00:33:13,365 00:33:14,658 It's good for you. It's good for you.
640 00:33:14,741 00:33:15,826 I'm not trying to be dramatic, I'm not trying to be dramatic,
641 00:33:15,909 00:33:18,495 but I would rather be shot in the face than eat this stupid food. but I would rather be shot in the face than eat this stupid food.
642 00:33:18,870 00:33:21,164 Angie, just eat it, okay? Bye. Angie, just eat it, okay? Bye.
643 00:33:21,707 00:33:22,958 -Caroline? -Uh-huh. -Caroline? -Uh-huh.
644 00:33:23,041 00:33:26,169 She's crazy. It is like living with a child. She's crazy. It is like living with a child.
645 00:33:26,253 00:33:28,213 Well, you know, you will literally be Well, you know, you will literally be
646 00:33:28,296 00:33:29,631 living with a child soon. living with a child soon.
647 00:33:29,715 00:33:31,550 Maybe you need to just get used to it. Maybe you need to just get used to it.
648 00:33:31,633 00:33:32,926 Alex! Alex! Alex! Alex!
649 00:33:33,010 00:33:34,761 Wait. I'm an adult. She's an adult. Wait. I'm an adult. She's an adult.
650 00:33:34,845 00:33:36,096 We will work this out. We will work this out.
651 00:33:38,515 00:33:42,352 You know, studies show that babies can learn a second language in the womb. You know, studies show that babies can learn a second language in the womb.
652 00:33:42,436 00:33:45,105 You know, you should play an English tape, so it can come out talking, You know, you should play an English tape, so it can come out talking,
653 00:33:45,188 00:33:47,274 and it can be in commercials, and you'll make a lot of money. and it can be in commercials, and you'll make a lot of money.
654 00:33:47,649 00:33:51,486 Next. The elephant has big ears. Next. The elephant has big ears.
655 00:33:53,989 00:33:57,492 Your CD's skipping. I'm gonna watch TV instead. Your CD's skipping. I'm gonna watch TV instead.
656 00:34:01,955 00:34:03,999 Oh, man. This show's awesome. Oh, man. This show's awesome.
657 00:34:04,708 00:34:05,709 ...with his son. ...with his son.
658 00:34:06,001 00:34:07,377 That kid's gonna hit his dad in the nuts. That kid's gonna hit his dad in the nuts.
659 00:34:07,461 00:34:08,754 Beautiful day! What could possibly go wrong? Beautiful day! What could possibly go wrong?
660 00:34:08,837 00:34:10,172 Hey, have you seen this one before? Hey, have you seen this one before?
661 00:34:10,255 00:34:14,092 You have a kid with a Wiffle Ball bat and a dad with a crotch. You have a kid with a Wiffle Ball bat and a dad with a crotch.
662 00:34:14,176 00:34:15,969 Proudest moment in any father-son relationship. Proudest moment in any father-son relationship.
663 00:34:16,053 00:34:18,472 You know, it's not gonna be funny if you ruin the ending! You know, it's not gonna be funny if you ruin the ending!
664 00:34:19,556 00:34:20,766 Here comes the pitch! Here comes the pitch!
665 00:34:23,518 00:34:26,730 It is! It's still funny! It is! It's still funny!
666 00:34:29,483 00:34:30,609 Oh, man. Oh, man.
667 00:34:30,817 00:34:33,278 Did you just stick your gum under my coffee table? Did you just stick your gum under my coffee table?
668 00:34:34,071 00:34:36,073 -I don't know. -What do you mean, you don't know? -I don't know. -What do you mean, you don't know?
669 00:34:36,156 00:34:37,574 Do you think you're at an Arby's right now? Do you think you're at an Arby's right now?
670 00:34:37,657 00:34:39,534 You know what? I wish I was at an Arby's. You know what? I wish I was at an Arby's.
671 00:34:39,618 00:34:41,620 'Cause there's better food and cooler people there. 'Cause there's better food and cooler people there.
672 00:34:43,830 00:34:45,832 Did you stick all this gum under here? Did you stick all this gum under here?
673 00:34:45,916 00:34:47,709 I don't know! I don't know!
674 00:34:47,793 00:34:49,544 Maybe you stuck some of it under there. Maybe you stuck some of it under there.
675 00:34:49,628 00:34:52,089 Yeah, actually you might be right, Yeah, actually you might be right,
676 00:34:52,422 00:34:54,466 because sometimes when I work a really long day, because sometimes when I work a really long day,
677 00:34:54,549 00:34:57,636 I like to come home and chew a huge wad of Bubblicious gum I like to come home and chew a huge wad of Bubblicious gum
678 00:34:57,719 00:35:00,097 and stick it under my reclaimed barnwood coffee table! and stick it under my reclaimed barnwood coffee table!
679 00:35:00,180 00:35:01,807 Bitch, I don't know your life! Bitch, I don't know your life!
680 00:35:01,890 00:35:04,518 All right, ladies, there's no need to yell. All right, ladies, there's no need to yell.
681 00:35:04,684 00:35:07,562 Well, the mystery remains as to who put the gum under there. Well, the mystery remains as to who put the gum under there.
682 00:35:07,646 00:35:08,647 No, it doesn't. No, it doesn't.
683 00:35:08,730 00:35:11,566 Kate, you're used to being the boss, Kate, you're used to being the boss,
684 00:35:11,942 00:35:15,862 and, Angie, being pregnant makes you feel vulnerable and sensitive. and, Angie, being pregnant makes you feel vulnerable and sensitive.
685 00:35:16,279 00:35:19,074 I know my hormones are on a rollercoaster right now. I know my hormones are on a rollercoaster right now.
686 00:35:19,157 00:35:20,158 Are you saying... Are you saying...
687 00:35:21,034 00:35:23,912 That's right. I'm expecting again. That's right. I'm expecting again.
688 00:35:25,747 00:35:27,916 Expecting what, a social security check? Expecting what, a social security check?
689 00:35:28,041 00:35:29,626 -It's weird, isn't it? -Yeah. -It's weird, isn't it? -Yeah.
690 00:35:29,709 00:35:31,670 These conflicts are normal. These conflicts are normal.
691 00:35:31,878 00:35:36,299 This is a highly unusual relationship, and that's what this support group is for. This is a highly unusual relationship, and that's what this support group is for.
692 00:35:37,926 00:35:39,553 Jonathan would like to share again. Jonathan would like to share again.
693 00:35:39,636 00:35:41,471 I mean, I'm only saying because this reminded me I mean, I'm only saying because this reminded me
694 00:35:41,555 00:35:43,932 of something I was journaling, just the other day. of something I was journaling, just the other day.
695 00:35:44,474 00:35:48,478 I feel really bad because Karen and I are fighting a lot, I feel really bad because Karen and I are fighting a lot,
696 00:35:48,562 00:35:52,107 because I think she's becoming morbidly obese. because I think she's becoming morbidly obese.
697 00:35:52,732 00:35:55,485 And I keep reminding him that she is pregnant. And I keep reminding him that she is pregnant.
698 00:35:55,819 00:35:58,572 And then I realized that I am... And then I realized that I am...
699 00:36:02,117 00:36:04,911 I'm... No. I am... Okay. I'm... No. I am... Okay.
700 00:36:05,537 00:36:06,454 I'm anorexic, I'm anorexic,
701 00:36:06,997 00:36:09,499 and it's really hard, because she's so fat. and it's really hard, because she's so fat.
702 00:36:10,292 00:36:13,336 And I love Christopher so much, And I love Christopher so much,
703 00:36:13,420 00:36:16,256 and he's fat, and I'm afraid the baby's gonna be fat. and he's fat, and I'm afraid the baby's gonna be fat.
704 00:36:16,506 00:36:18,341 And it's just me and two fatties. And it's just me and two fatties.
705 00:36:19,968 00:36:23,096 I'm proud of you, Jonathan. Thank you for sharing that. I'm proud of you, Jonathan. Thank you for sharing that.
706 00:36:23,555 00:36:24,931 Yeah, that's a... Yeah, that's a...
707 00:36:25,015 00:36:25,974 Thank you. Thank you.
708 00:36:27,642 00:36:28,602 Anyone else? Anyone else?
709 00:36:29,769 00:36:31,938 -I can go. -Dave? -I can go. -Dave?
710 00:36:32,022 00:36:36,234 The wife and I are Methodists. Ashley here is a Wiccan. The wife and I are Methodists. Ashley here is a Wiccan.
711 00:36:37,777 00:36:38,820 It's kind of like a witch. It's kind of like a witch.
712 00:36:38,904 00:36:40,155 Um, they... Um, they...
713 00:36:40,989 00:36:42,449 They have stores, I think. They have stores, I think.
714 00:36:42,866 00:36:47,662 But, you know, at first, I was a little worried about a witch carrying my child, But, you know, at first, I was a little worried about a witch carrying my child,
715 00:36:47,746 00:36:50,248 but I came around to the idea, but I came around to the idea,
716 00:36:51,791 00:36:53,043 or she put a spell on me. or she put a spell on me.
717 00:36:54,461 00:36:55,879 Did you do that, Ashley? Did you do that, Ashley?
718 00:36:58,965 00:36:59,799 I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
719 00:36:59,883 00:37:01,885 - I'd like to share something. - Please. - I'd like to share something. - Please.
720 00:37:02,177 00:37:04,137 Okay, I don't know, like, all the therapy terms... Okay, I don't know, like, all the therapy terms...
721 00:37:04,221 00:37:05,555 Well, I don't know the therapy terms, either. Well, I don't know the therapy terms, either.
722 00:37:05,639 00:37:06,640 I don't go to therapy. I don't go to therapy.
723 00:37:06,723 00:37:09,643 Yeah, but I'd just like to say that Kate is always up in my bidness. Yeah, but I'd just like to say that Kate is always up in my bidness.
724 00:37:09,893 00:37:12,604 Well, when someone falls asleep with a curling iron in their hair, Well, when someone falls asleep with a curling iron in their hair,
725 00:37:12,687 00:37:16,024 it becomes necessary to insert yourself in their bidness. it becomes necessary to insert yourself in their bidness.
726 00:37:16,107 00:37:17,692 That happened two times! That happened two times!
727 00:37:17,943 00:37:21,238 Angie, bottom line, you're carrying Kate's baby, Angie, bottom line, you're carrying Kate's baby,
728 00:37:22,030 00:37:24,032 and you do wanna get paid, right? and you do wanna get paid, right?
729 00:37:24,866 00:37:25,742 Yeah. Yeah.
730 00:37:26,159 00:37:29,120 That means that Kate does deserve some input. That means that Kate does deserve some input.
731 00:37:29,371 00:37:33,124 But, Kate, you must remember that a surrogate is not your employee, But, Kate, you must remember that a surrogate is not your employee,
732 00:37:33,208 00:37:34,125 but your partner. but your partner.
733 00:37:34,209 00:37:37,587 Yeah, Kate, we're partners, like Tom and Jerry. Yeah, Kate, we're partners, like Tom and Jerry.
734 00:37:37,796 00:37:39,130 Tom and Jerry hate each other. Tom and Jerry hate each other.
735 00:37:39,339 00:37:41,424 What? They love each other! What show are you watching? What? They love each other! What show are you watching?
736 00:37:41,508 00:37:42,634 They're a cat and a mouse. They're a cat and a mouse.
737 00:37:42,717 00:37:44,135 They have so much fun together! They have so much fun together!
738 00:37:44,219 00:37:45,595 Children in Japan can understand that. Children in Japan can understand that.
739 00:37:45,679 00:37:46,972 You are dead wrong. You are dead wrong.
740 00:37:47,055 00:37:50,267 I want you two to spend more time together. I want you two to spend more time together.
741 00:37:51,643 00:37:53,478 -That's impossible. We're always together. -I don't... Yeah. -That's impossible. We're always together. -I don't... Yeah.
742 00:37:53,561 00:37:55,605 Let Angie help you get ready for the baby. Let Angie help you get ready for the baby.
743 00:37:55,689 00:37:58,149 Decorate the nursery together, pick out a crib. Decorate the nursery together, pick out a crib.
744 00:37:58,233 00:38:01,111 Do all the things you would do if you were pregnant, Do all the things you would do if you were pregnant,
745 00:38:01,403 00:38:02,904 just do them with Angie. just do them with Angie.
746 00:38:04,739 00:38:07,450 Wake up, partner. It's time for birthing class. Wake up, partner. It's time for birthing class.
747 00:38:07,534 00:38:09,077 Yay. Yay.
748 00:38:09,327 00:38:11,454 Welcome to The Birthing Center. Welcome to The Birthing Center.
749 00:38:11,538 00:38:12,747 In this birthing class, In this birthing class,
750 00:38:12,831 00:38:15,166 we are going to help you new mommies and daddies, we are going to help you new mommies and daddies,
751 00:38:15,542 00:38:18,586 and our mommies and mommies, lesbian lovers... and our mommies and mommies, lesbian lovers...
752 00:38:18,837 00:38:19,796 No. No.
753 00:38:19,879 00:38:22,340 ...prepare for that marathon of labor. ...prepare for that marathon of labor.
754 00:38:23,008 00:38:24,426 Quick question before we start. Quick question before we start.
755 00:38:24,551 00:38:27,554 How many of you are planning on doing natural childbirth? How many of you are planning on doing natural childbirth?
756 00:38:28,763 00:38:32,225 That's a good show of hands. That's so great, you're all so great. That's a good show of hands. That's so great, you're all so great.
757 00:38:32,434 00:38:37,272 And how many of you are planning on using toxic Western medications And how many of you are planning on using toxic Western medications
758 00:38:38,106 00:38:41,151 to drug your baby for your own selfish comfort? Anyone? to drug your baby for your own selfish comfort? Anyone?
759 00:38:48,533 00:38:52,537 Now this, this is the Lexus of strollers. Now this, this is the Lexus of strollers.
760 00:38:52,620 00:38:55,582 Got an iPod adapter, leather trim. Check that out, feel that. Got an iPod adapter, leather trim. Check that out, feel that.
761 00:38:55,665 00:38:57,584 -Back of your hand, back of your hand. -Mm-hmm. -Back of your hand, back of your hand. -Mm-hmm.
762 00:38:57,667 00:39:00,670 Now, what's the first word you think of when you think of stroller? Now, what's the first word you think of when you think of stroller?
763 00:39:00,754 00:39:01,671 Baby. Baby.
764 00:39:02,047 00:39:03,631 Okay, what's the second word you think of? Okay, what's the second word you think of?
765 00:39:03,923 00:39:05,633 -Infant. -No. -Infant. -No.
766 00:39:05,884 00:39:08,803 It's "top-of-the-line safety features." Check this out. It's "top-of-the-line safety features." Check this out.
767 00:39:10,638 00:39:12,015 I'll take it. I'll take it.
768 00:39:14,684 00:39:16,436 ♪ I'm never gonna dance again ♪ ♪ I'm never gonna dance again ♪
769 00:39:16,519 00:39:19,647 ♪ Guilty feet have got no rhythm ♪ ♪ Guilty feet have got no rhythm ♪
770 00:39:19,939 00:39:22,442 ♪ Though it's easy to pretend ♪ ♪ Though it's easy to pretend ♪
771 00:39:22,525 00:39:25,737 ♪ I know you're not a fool... ♪ ♪ I know you're not a fool... ♪
772 00:39:25,820 00:39:27,113 What is the point of that game? What is the point of that game?
773 00:39:27,197 00:39:29,407 It gives you points depending on how good you sing. It gives you points depending on how good you sing.
774 00:39:29,491 00:39:30,492 Mmm. Mmm.
775 00:39:30,575 00:39:31,493 I'm the highest scorer. I'm the highest scorer.
776 00:39:31,701 00:39:33,203 You're the only one that's ever played it. You're the only one that's ever played it.
777 00:39:34,454 00:39:35,955 What is that smell? What is that smell?
778 00:39:36,039 00:39:37,082 I'm dying my roots. I'm dying my roots.
779 00:39:37,499 00:39:39,501 I was just trying to get some highlights. I was just trying to get some highlights.
780 00:39:39,584 00:39:40,919 So many chemicals! So many chemicals!
781 00:39:41,002 00:39:42,921 You're a brunette, you don't understand! You're a brunette, you don't understand!
782 00:39:43,004 00:39:44,172 You're a brunette! You're a brunette!
783 00:39:44,255 00:39:46,341 I was blond when I was a kid! I was blond when I was a kid!
784 00:39:48,468 00:39:51,721 I'm clean. I'm clean! I'm clean. I'm clean!
785 00:40:00,230 00:40:01,106 Hi. Hi.
786 00:40:02,941 00:40:05,860 I'm sorry, I think I may have overreacted back there. I'm sorry, I think I may have overreacted back there.
787 00:40:05,944 00:40:06,986 You think? You think?
788 00:40:08,154 00:40:10,990 It's just this whole thing is very important to me. It's just this whole thing is very important to me.
789 00:40:11,950 00:40:13,493 And frankly, it makes me a little bit crazy And frankly, it makes me a little bit crazy
790 00:40:13,576 00:40:15,537 that you get to feel it and experience it, that you get to feel it and experience it,
791 00:40:15,620 00:40:17,122 while I just watch. while I just watch.
792 00:40:22,168 00:40:23,962 And I might be a little bit jealous. And I might be a little bit jealous.
793 00:40:24,963 00:40:28,258 Jealous? How could you be jealous of me? Jealous? How could you be jealous of me?
794 00:40:30,260 00:40:31,761 I'm sorry I called you stupid. I'm sorry I called you stupid.
795 00:40:35,348 00:40:37,100 I'm sorry I farted into your purse. I'm sorry I farted into your purse.
796 00:40:37,600 00:40:38,435 What? What?
797 00:40:45,692 00:40:49,779 I found this shell while running barefoot through the Toronto airport. I found this shell while running barefoot through the Toronto airport.
798 00:40:51,281 00:40:54,159 I want you to make our flagship store like this shell. I want you to make our flagship store like this shell.
799 00:40:58,079 00:40:59,581 You want it to look like the shell? You want it to look like the shell?
800 00:41:01,541 00:41:03,543 You know, Rick, when you talk to me in that tone of voice, You know, Rick, when you talk to me in that tone of voice,
801 00:41:03,626 00:41:05,086 I get incredibly angry. I get incredibly angry.
802 00:41:05,378 00:41:06,504 I couldn't have been more specific... I couldn't have been more specific...
803 00:41:06,588 00:41:08,465 You want it to have the essence of the shell. You want it to have the essence of the shell.
804 00:41:08,548 00:41:09,883 Yes, that's it, exactly. Yes, that's it, exactly.
805 00:41:09,966 00:41:12,218 Thank you, Kate. I'm sorry I flipped, Rick. Thank you, Kate. I'm sorry I flipped, Rick.
806 00:41:13,470 00:41:15,388 Give me the essence of this shell. Give me the essence of this shell.
807 00:41:19,601 00:41:21,436 As your pregnancy progresses, As your pregnancy progresses,
808 00:41:21,519 00:41:24,355 your partner can help you prep your perineum your partner can help you prep your perineum
809 00:41:24,439 00:41:26,649 for the great stretch of delivery. for the great stretch of delivery.
810 00:41:28,610 00:41:32,447 Massage the area daily with a little EVOO Massage the area daily with a little EVOO
811 00:41:32,739 00:41:35,783 to help you stretch and prevent tearing. to help you stretch and prevent tearing.
812 00:41:36,576 00:41:37,785 What is she talking about? What is she talking about?
813 00:41:37,952 00:41:40,872 I think she wants me to rub olive oil on your taint. I think she wants me to rub olive oil on your taint.
814 00:41:43,333 00:41:46,878 Is it cool if maybe I just spray a little PAM down in that area, Is it cool if maybe I just spray a little PAM down in that area,
815 00:41:46,961 00:41:48,171 right before the baby comes out? right before the baby comes out?
816 00:41:49,547 00:41:51,508 You have to admit, it's a valid suggestion. You have to admit, it's a valid suggestion.
817 00:41:53,343 00:41:55,178 So, are you pissed that no one ever married you? So, are you pissed that no one ever married you?
818 00:41:55,303 00:41:58,473 Well, I almost got married once to a guy named Scott. Well, I almost got married once to a guy named Scott.
819 00:41:58,556 00:42:00,475 We were together for six and a half years. We were together for six and a half years.
820 00:42:01,142 00:42:03,061 Damn, just shy of common-law. Damn, just shy of common-law.
821 00:42:03,144 00:42:05,939 Yeah, actually. He was the only guy I ever lived with. Yeah, actually. He was the only guy I ever lived with.
822 00:42:06,272 00:42:09,734 So now he has three kids, beautiful kids, with another woman, So now he has three kids, beautiful kids, with another woman,
823 00:42:10,151 00:42:12,153 an old coworker of mine, actually. an old coworker of mine, actually.
824 00:42:12,487 00:42:13,446 That sucks. That sucks.
825 00:42:14,405 00:42:15,615 You know what? Don't worry about it, You know what? Don't worry about it,
826 00:42:15,698 00:42:17,784 'cause you're super-successful, and you have sweet-ass legs. 'cause you're super-successful, and you have sweet-ass legs.
827 00:42:17,992 00:42:20,245 Thank you, I think. Thank you, I think.
828 00:42:21,162 00:42:23,039 I had one good boyfriend before Carl. I had one good boyfriend before Carl.
829 00:42:23,122 00:42:24,207 -Really? -Mm-hmm. -Really? -Mm-hmm.
830 00:42:24,290 00:42:25,458 Donny Landis. Donny Landis.
831 00:42:25,708 00:42:28,086 We used to work at Blimpie together when we were 16, We used to work at Blimpie together when we were 16,
832 00:42:28,503 00:42:30,547 and sit and eat pickles in the back. and sit and eat pickles in the back.
833 00:42:30,964 00:42:33,508 He waited a whole month before he touched my boobs. He waited a whole month before he touched my boobs.
834 00:42:34,842 00:42:36,427 Then he went to the University of Scranton, Then he went to the University of Scranton,
835 00:42:36,511 00:42:37,679 and I never heard from him again. and I never heard from him again.
836 00:42:38,888 00:42:40,515 He was my Justin Timberlake. He was my Justin Timberlake.
837 00:42:41,182 00:42:43,142 Angie, you can still have a totally different life. Angie, you can still have a totally different life.
838 00:42:43,226 00:42:44,269 You're a very smart person. You're a very smart person.
839 00:42:45,395 00:42:46,479 Thanks. Thanks.
840 00:42:49,649 00:42:51,776 I figured out how to beat you at this game, by the way. I figured out how to beat you at this game, by the way.
841 00:42:51,859 00:42:53,403 Yeah, that's what it's about. Yeah, that's what it's about.
842 00:42:53,653 00:42:55,572 There's a lot of techniques that you can use. There's a lot of techniques that you can use.
843 00:42:55,822 00:42:58,533 ♪ I come home in the morning light ♪ ♪ I come home in the morning light ♪
844 00:42:58,616 00:43:03,121 ♪ My mother says When you gonna live your life right... ♪ ♪ My mother says When you gonna live your life right... ♪
845 00:43:03,204 00:43:04,497 You gotta hold the note till the end. You gotta hold the note till the end.
846 00:43:04,581 00:43:07,000 ♪ We're not the fortunate ones ♪ ♪ We're not the fortunate ones ♪
847 00:43:07,083 00:43:10,169 ♪ And girls just want to have fun... ♪ ♪ And girls just want to have fun... ♪
848 00:43:11,170 00:43:15,425 ♪ Oh, girls just want to have fun... ♪ ♪ Oh, girls just want to have fun... ♪
849 00:43:15,508 00:43:16,801 Come on, get up here. Come on, get up here.
850 00:43:17,677 00:43:21,306 ♪ They just wanna, they just wanna ♪ ♪ They just wanna, they just wanna ♪
851 00:43:21,639 00:43:25,101 ♪ They just wanna, they just wanna ♪ ♪ They just wanna, they just wanna ♪
852 00:43:25,310 00:43:26,644 ♪ Girls! ♪ ♪ Girls! ♪
853 00:43:26,853 00:43:33,818 ♪ Girls just wanna have fun ♪ ♪ Girls just wanna have fun ♪
854 00:43:34,986 00:43:36,112 I think that was harmony. I think that was harmony.
855 00:43:36,195 00:43:37,238 That was harmony! That was harmony!
856 00:43:39,198 00:43:41,826 Look at her. She's got good jugs. Look at her. She's got good jugs.
857 00:43:42,702 00:43:44,495 My avatar is dressed like a whore. My avatar is dressed like a whore.
858 00:43:45,663 00:43:47,373 ♪ Don't scream about ♪ ♪ Don't scream about ♪
859 00:43:47,540 00:43:49,083 ♪ Don't think aloud ♪ ♪ Don't think aloud ♪
860 00:43:49,459 00:43:53,296 ♪ Turn your head Now baby just spit me out ♪ ♪ Turn your head Now baby just spit me out ♪
861 00:43:53,504 00:43:56,966 ♪ Don't worry about Don't speak of doubt ♪ ♪ Don't worry about Don't speak of doubt ♪
862 00:43:57,258 00:44:01,220 ♪ Turn your head Now baby just spit me out... ♪ ♪ Turn your head Now baby just spit me out... ♪
863 00:44:06,184 00:44:07,852 So, what do you wanna talk about, Carl? So, what do you wanna talk about, Carl?
864 00:44:08,311 00:44:09,562 I want you to come home. I want you to come home.
865 00:44:10,188 00:44:11,564 Baby, I miss you. Baby, I miss you.
866 00:44:12,732 00:44:14,275 I haven't had sex in two weeks. I haven't had sex in two weeks.
867 00:44:14,525 00:44:15,777 I've been gone a month. I've been gone a month.
868 00:44:16,778 00:44:17,654 Whatever. Whatever.
869 00:44:17,737 00:44:19,656 Carl, after spending time with Kate, Carl, after spending time with Kate,
870 00:44:19,739 00:44:22,533 I kind of feel like I can evaluate the direction my life is going, I kind of feel like I can evaluate the direction my life is going,
871 00:44:22,617 00:44:25,328 and I feel like that direction does not include you. and I feel like that direction does not include you.
872 00:44:25,411 00:44:26,412 Carl! Carl!
873 00:44:26,496 00:44:28,998 You and your best friend, Kate? I got bad news. You and your best friend, Kate? I got bad news.
874 00:44:29,082 00:44:30,958 She's using you to have a baby. She's using you to have a baby.
875 00:44:31,167 00:44:33,086 You think you guys would be friends in real life? You think you guys would be friends in real life?
876 00:44:33,169 00:44:36,297 She's a business lady. It's just business. She's a business lady. It's just business.
877 00:44:38,508 00:44:39,926 You don't even know her, Carl. You don't even know her, Carl.
878 00:44:40,009 00:44:42,387 All right, you got no right to cut me out of this deal. All right, you got no right to cut me out of this deal.
879 00:44:42,470 00:44:43,471 Who's the one who said you should go Who's the one who said you should go
880 00:44:43,554 00:44:46,182 into the baby-making business in the first place? Me. into the baby-making business in the first place? Me.
881 00:44:46,349 00:44:47,684 When the pee-stick said "No," When the pee-stick said "No,"
882 00:44:47,767 00:44:49,477 who's the one who figured out how to keep things going? who's the one who figured out how to keep things going?
883 00:44:49,560 00:44:50,436 Me. Me.
884 00:44:51,020 00:44:52,271 -You should-- -Here you go, hon. -You should-- -Here you go, hon.
885 00:44:53,523 00:44:55,942 You shouldn't have forged that pregnancy test, Carl. You shouldn't have forged that pregnancy test, Carl.
886 00:44:56,025 00:44:57,026 Mmm. Mmm.
887 00:44:57,944 00:44:59,654 Maybe you should've actually gotten pregnant Maybe you should've actually gotten pregnant
888 00:44:59,737 00:45:00,696 like you were supposed to. like you were supposed to.
889 00:45:01,239 00:45:03,199 You did a dumb thing, moving in with that lady. You did a dumb thing, moving in with that lady.
890 00:45:03,324 00:45:04,325 Real dumb. Real dumb.
891 00:45:04,409 00:45:05,993 We were supposed to forge the test, We were supposed to forge the test,
892 00:45:06,202 00:45:07,954 send her the ultrasound picture in the mail, send her the ultrasound picture in the mail,
893 00:45:08,037 00:45:10,164 and then cash the checks. One, two, three. and then cash the checks. One, two, three.
894 00:45:10,373 00:45:12,625 The ultrasound looked like a squirrel, by the way. The ultrasound looked like a squirrel, by the way.
895 00:45:12,875 00:45:15,753 'Cause it was a squirrel. That's all I could find on the Internet. 'Cause it was a squirrel. That's all I could find on the Internet.
896 00:45:15,962 00:45:19,048 Look, Katie's gonna notice. You're not getting bigger. Look, Katie's gonna notice. You're not getting bigger.
897 00:45:19,841 00:45:21,050 When you go to the doctor's office, When you go to the doctor's office,
898 00:45:21,134 00:45:22,885 and you take the test, she's gonna know. and you take the test, she's gonna know.
899 00:45:23,469 00:45:26,764 Sweetie, you're not smart enough to pull this off. Sweetie, you're not smart enough to pull this off.
900 00:45:31,102 00:45:34,063 Excuse me. These are mine, right? Excuse me. These are mine, right?
901 00:45:34,522 00:45:35,898 How far along are you? How far along are you?
902 00:45:37,525 00:45:38,568 I'm pretty pregnant. I'm pretty pregnant.
903 00:45:38,651 00:45:40,069 She's 14 weeks. She's 14 weeks.
904 00:45:40,278 00:45:41,487 Me, too! Me, too!
905 00:45:41,571 00:45:44,407 You're so lucky. You're not showing at all. You're so lucky. You're not showing at all.
906 00:45:44,657 00:45:45,783 Nice talking to you. Nice talking to you.
907 00:45:55,501 00:45:57,545 ♪ I don't give a damn 'Bout my bad reputation ♪ ♪ I don't give a damn 'Bout my bad reputation ♪
908 00:45:59,005 00:46:01,841 ♪ You're living in the past It's a new generation ♪ ♪ You're living in the past It's a new generation ♪
909 00:46:03,551 00:46:06,304 ♪ An' I only feel good When I got no pain ♪ ♪ An' I only feel good When I got no pain ♪
910 00:46:06,429 00:46:08,264 ♪ An' that's how I'm gonna stay ♪ ♪ An' that's how I'm gonna stay ♪
911 00:46:08,347 00:46:11,309 ♪ An' I don't give a damn 'Bout my bad reputation... ♪ ♪ An' I don't give a damn 'Bout my bad reputation... ♪
912 00:46:13,519 00:46:14,520 Angie? Angie?
913 00:46:15,980 00:46:17,982 I'm going to work. Feel better, okay? I'm going to work. Feel better, okay?
914 00:46:18,191 00:46:20,610 I'm done. No. I'm not done! I'm done. No. I'm not done!
915 00:46:22,904 00:46:23,988 Morning sickness. Morning sickness.
916 00:46:24,071 00:46:25,072 Sounds like she's dying. Sounds like she's dying.
917 00:46:25,490 00:46:27,867 Just so pregnant. Just so pregnant.
918 00:46:33,456 00:46:34,415 Right there. Right there.
919 00:46:35,208 00:46:36,083 What? What?
920 00:46:36,292 00:46:37,835 -On your hand. -Where? -On your hand. -Where?
921 00:46:37,919 00:46:39,545 -Right... Yup... See. Right. -Where? -Right... Yup... See. Right. -Where?
922 00:46:39,670 00:46:41,255 Girl, that's vomit! Girl, that's vomit!
923 00:46:42,965 00:46:45,092 Do something about them vomit chunks, girl! Do something about them vomit chunks, girl!
924 00:46:45,259 00:46:46,427 Okay. God! Okay. God!
925 00:46:49,472 00:46:51,474 ♪ Oh no ♪ ♪ Oh no ♪
926 00:46:51,807 00:46:54,560 ♪ Not me, not me ♪ ♪ Not me, not me ♪
927 00:47:01,192 00:47:02,276 I love it, Kate. I love it, Kate.
928 00:47:03,152 00:47:06,280 I wanna reward you with five minutes of uninterrupted eye contact. I wanna reward you with five minutes of uninterrupted eye contact.
929 00:47:06,989 00:47:07,990 Yay. Yay.
930 00:47:31,514 00:47:33,057 You can stay, Rick, if you... Okay. You can stay, Rick, if you... Okay.
931 00:47:47,822 00:47:52,326 In the last 24 hours, I got clearances on the titles and the permits, In the last 24 hours, I got clearances on the titles and the permits,
932 00:47:52,410 00:47:55,663 tax-incentive grants from the city and the states, tax-incentive grants from the city and the states,
933 00:47:55,746 00:47:58,666 and Barry on the plane to surf camp. and Barry on the plane to surf camp.
934 00:47:59,709 00:48:00,710 I'm at the top of my game. I'm at the top of my game.
935 00:48:00,793 00:48:01,836 That's great! That's great!
936 00:48:02,461 00:48:04,505 Let's do something. Let's celebrate! Let's do something. Let's celebrate!
937 00:48:04,589 00:48:08,134 I thought we could order food and watch this DVD that I got. I thought we could order food and watch this DVD that I got.
938 00:48:08,217 00:48:10,803 It's a British documentary about a woman It's a British documentary about a woman
939 00:48:10,886 00:48:14,932 who gives birth to a 15-pound baby, vaginally. who gives birth to a 15-pound baby, vaginally.
940 00:48:15,016 00:48:17,643 Can't wait to not watch this. You and I need to go out. Can't wait to not watch this. You and I need to go out.
941 00:48:18,019 00:48:19,854 -Let's go clubbing. -Clubbing? -Let's go clubbing. -Clubbing?
942 00:48:19,937 00:48:21,522 You need to get out of your comfort zone. You need to get out of your comfort zone.
943 00:48:21,606 00:48:23,232 -Go meet some dudes. -Mm-mmm. -Go meet some dudes. -Mm-mmm.
944 00:48:23,399 00:48:26,068 Although, I do have a new ginger body splash that I've been dying to try. Although, I do have a new ginger body splash that I've been dying to try.
945 00:48:26,193 00:48:27,278 -Wow! -Yes. -Wow! -Yes.
946 00:48:27,361 00:48:29,196 That's really frisky. Let's do it. That's really frisky. Let's do it.
947 00:48:29,572 00:48:33,034 Congratulations! You're going to be a father. Congratulations! You're going to be a father.
948 00:48:33,117 00:48:35,578 And with a HE-TUS pregnancy simulator... And with a HE-TUS pregnancy simulator...
949 00:48:36,579 00:48:38,039 ...you'll be able to temporarily experience ...you'll be able to temporarily experience
950 00:48:38,122 00:48:40,708 the miracle of pregnancy, including weight gain... the miracle of pregnancy, including weight gain...
951 00:48:41,709 00:48:43,711 ...shortness of breath, increased bladder pressure ...shortness of breath, increased bladder pressure
952 00:48:43,794 00:48:45,671 and frequency of urination. and frequency of urination.
953 00:48:45,755 00:48:49,925 Changes in sexual self-image, fatigue, irritability, Changes in sexual self-image, fatigue, irritability,
954 00:48:50,009 00:48:51,344 and much, much more. and much, much more.
955 00:48:57,266 00:48:58,225 You're wearing that? You're wearing that?
956 00:48:58,309 00:49:00,728 Well, we are going to a nightclub. Well, we are going to a nightclub.
957 00:49:03,814 00:49:06,984 ♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey, ladies ♪ ♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey, ladies ♪
958 00:49:07,068 00:49:08,235 ♪ Girls, girls ♪ ♪ Girls, girls ♪
959 00:49:08,319 00:49:11,572 ♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey, ladies... ♪ ♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey, ladies... ♪
960 00:49:13,616 00:49:14,867 Ain't no good gonna come of this. Ain't no good gonna come of this.
961 00:49:14,950 00:49:18,579 ♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, ladies... ♪ ♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, ladies... ♪
962 00:49:24,210 00:49:25,419 This place is awesome. This place is awesome.
963 00:49:25,753 00:49:29,757 I haven't been to a place like this since, um... ever. I haven't been to a place like this since, um... ever.
964 00:49:29,965 00:49:34,845 Okay. She'll have a double margarita, no ice, and two of those. Okay. She'll have a double margarita, no ice, and two of those.
965 00:49:35,471 00:49:39,350 And I'll have a bottle of water. And I'll have a bottle of water.
966 00:49:41,185 00:49:42,395 -Hey, let's dance. -Okay. -Hey, let's dance. -Okay.
967 00:49:58,369 00:50:00,204 -Stop framing your face. -Okay. -Stop framing your face. -Okay.
968 00:50:00,579 00:50:02,873 -I think it's good! -It's not. -I think it's good! -It's not.
969 00:50:14,468 00:50:15,928 Here, drink this! Here, drink this!
970 00:50:19,140 00:50:20,808 Oh, my God! That is strong. Oh, my God! That is strong.
971 00:50:21,058 00:50:22,560 Is it? Try this one. Is it? Try this one.
972 00:50:25,479 00:50:26,564 That is stronger! That is stronger!
973 00:50:26,647 00:50:28,482 I know, I know. Do this shot. I know, I know. Do this shot.
974 00:50:28,566 00:50:30,109 Why am I doing this? Why am I doing this?
975 00:50:44,498 00:50:46,333 -Are you having fun? -I am. -Are you having fun? -I am.
976 00:50:46,959 00:50:48,878 You know what I've always wanted to do? You know what I've always wanted to do?
977 00:50:48,961 00:50:51,213 This one is for the ladies! This one is for the ladies!
978 00:50:57,303 00:51:00,097 All right! Good slow jam! All right! Good slow jam!
979 00:51:01,015 00:51:02,141 Old-school! Old-school!
980 00:51:05,603 00:51:07,021 All right! All right! Hey! Hey! All right! All right! Hey! Hey!
981 00:51:07,104 00:51:09,523 Listen to it! It's a really beautiful song! Listen to it! It's a really beautiful song!
982 00:51:11,525 00:51:14,445 If I was alone, I mean, not pregnant, If I was alone, I mean, not pregnant,
983 00:51:14,528 00:51:17,406 I would be macking on all of this. I would be macking on all of this.
984 00:51:18,532 00:51:20,910 There's nobody here I would ever go out with. There's nobody here I would ever go out with.
985 00:51:20,993 00:51:22,036 Are you serious? Are you serious?
986 00:51:23,454 00:51:24,705 What about that guy? What about that guy?
987 00:51:26,457 00:51:28,709 He looks like a laundry bag full of meat. He looks like a laundry bag full of meat.
988 00:51:30,252 00:51:32,713 What about that guy over there? He's wearing a suit. What about that guy over there? He's wearing a suit.
989 00:51:32,797 00:51:33,714 It's denim. It's denim.
990 00:51:33,798 00:51:35,591 You're so picky! You're so picky!
991 00:51:35,674 00:51:38,928 Well, at least he's not a grade-A dork like that guy. Well, at least he's not a grade-A dork like that guy.
992 00:51:40,304 00:51:42,807 - Oh, my God, Scott! - Who? - Oh, my God, Scott! - Who?
993 00:51:43,098 00:51:45,226 That's my ex-boyfriend, Scott, that I told you about. That's my ex-boyfriend, Scott, that I told you about.
994 00:51:45,309 00:51:47,353 Why is he here? Why is he here?
995 00:51:47,436 00:51:49,897 -You went out with him? -I did. -You went out with him? -I did.
996 00:51:50,064 00:51:53,025 - Why? - Oh, he's beautiful. - Why? - Oh, he's beautiful.
997 00:51:53,108 00:51:56,570 - Where? Look at his mustache. - I know! - Where? Look at his mustache. - I know!
998 00:51:57,363 00:52:00,032 -I'm gonna go say hi. -No, don't, it's a bad id-- -I'm gonna go say hi. -No, don't, it's a bad id--
999 00:52:01,283 00:52:02,868 Kate, I'm gonna watch your drink. Kate, I'm gonna watch your drink.
1000 00:52:07,248 00:52:08,082 Hi, Scott. Hi, Scott.
1001 00:52:09,041 00:52:12,044 Kate, my gosh, you look great! What are you doing here? Kate, my gosh, you look great! What are you doing here?
1002 00:52:12,127 00:52:13,546 I'm just clubbing. I'm just clubbing.
1003 00:52:14,088 00:52:15,673 You remember my wife, Jean, huh? You remember my wife, Jean, huh?
1004 00:52:15,756 00:52:16,841 Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
1005 00:52:16,924 00:52:18,634 Hi, Jean, how are you? Hi, Jean, how are you?
1006 00:52:20,261 00:52:21,470 How's everything? How's everything?
1007 00:52:21,554 00:52:22,555 It's great. It's great.
1008 00:52:22,638 00:52:24,431 We just bought a house in Bucks County. We just bought a house in Bucks County.
1009 00:52:24,515 00:52:27,142 I'm still doing stuff for Doctors Without Borders. I'm still doing stuff for Doctors Without Borders.
1010 00:52:27,226 00:52:30,229 Recently, we took in some Hurricane Katrina dogs. Recently, we took in some Hurricane Katrina dogs.
1011 00:52:31,272 00:52:33,691 And I was in a bicycle accident that made my penis bigger. And I was in a bicycle accident that made my penis bigger.
1012 00:52:35,818 00:52:36,652 How are you? How are you?
1013 00:52:36,902 00:52:38,320 I'm doing awesome. I'm doing awesome.
1014 00:52:38,988 00:52:44,034 I've just been working a lot, and I cannot have babies, it turns out. I've just been working a lot, and I cannot have babies, it turns out.
1015 00:52:44,118 00:52:46,412 So, good job picking this one. So, good job picking this one.
1016 00:52:46,537 00:52:49,999 What it is, actually, is my uterus is T-shaped, What it is, actually, is my uterus is T-shaped,
1017 00:52:50,082 00:52:51,417 which is like... which is like...
1018 00:52:51,500 00:52:54,211 So, but actually, funny story. See that... So, but actually, funny story. See that...
1019 00:52:54,295 00:52:56,130 Okay, see that little blonde woman, over here? Okay, see that little blonde woman, over here?
1020 00:52:56,213 00:52:58,340 -I am paying her to have my... -Hi. Stop talking now. -I am paying her to have my... -Hi. Stop talking now.
1021 00:52:58,757 00:53:00,301 Bye, Jean. Bye, Jean.
1022 00:53:01,635 00:53:03,804 Why does he make me so crazy? Why does he make me so crazy?
1023 00:53:03,888 00:53:05,890 Forget about him. He dumped you. He's an asshole. Forget about him. He dumped you. He's an asshole.
1024 00:53:05,973 00:53:07,725 No, he's a good person. No, he's a good person.
1025 00:53:07,808 00:53:09,768 No, you're a good person. No, you're a good person.
1026 00:53:09,935 00:53:11,729 You don't need another good person around you You don't need another good person around you
1027 00:53:11,812 00:53:12,688 That's your thing. That's your thing.
1028 00:53:12,771 00:53:14,023 He's trying to take that from you! He's trying to take that from you!
1029 00:53:14,106 00:53:17,109 He wanted to marry me, and I wanted to focus on work. He wanted to marry me, and I wanted to focus on work.
1030 00:53:17,192 00:53:18,569 Of course, you did! Of course, you did!
1031 00:53:18,652 00:53:21,405 Because working is awesome and being married sucks! Because working is awesome and being married sucks!
1032 00:53:21,989 00:53:23,073 That's his car. That's his car.
1033 00:53:23,657 00:53:25,367 -What, this right here? -Yes. -What, this right here? -Yes.
1034 00:53:25,451 00:53:27,912 Silver Infiniti, Penn State sticker, Silver Infiniti, Penn State sticker,
1035 00:53:27,995 00:53:29,622 baseball mitt in the backseat... baseball mitt in the backseat...
1036 00:53:29,705 00:53:30,581 This is Scott. This is Scott.
1037 00:53:31,790 00:53:32,875 You know what we should do? You know what we should do?
1038 00:53:35,878 00:53:36,712 Yeah! Yeah!
1039 00:53:38,172 00:53:40,090 I was gonna say leave a funny note! I was gonna say leave a funny note!
1040 00:53:47,097 00:53:48,140 Where are we? Where are we?
1041 00:53:48,390 00:53:49,433 WeBeSoCa. WeBeSoCa.
1042 00:53:49,516 00:53:51,977 What? You're so wasted. What? You're so wasted.
1043 00:53:55,356 00:53:57,358 Stop right here! This is good. Pull over right here. Stop right here! This is good. Pull over right here.
1044 00:53:59,193 00:54:01,904 Angie, I'm gonna go get a ginger carrot juice, Angie, I'm gonna go get a ginger carrot juice,
1045 00:54:01,987 00:54:03,948 and you should go home and get some rest, and you should go home and get some rest,
1046 00:54:04,031 00:54:06,033 because you look very sleepy and tired. because you look very sleepy and tired.
1047 00:54:11,372 00:54:12,581 Where are you going? Where are you going?
1048 00:54:14,959 00:54:16,085 We're closed! We're closed!
1049 00:54:16,794 00:54:19,505 Yeah, well, it looks about the same as when you're open. Yeah, well, it looks about the same as when you're open.
1050 00:54:21,548 00:54:22,383 Oh. Oh.
1051 00:54:23,467 00:54:27,012 Don't tell me, your people are gonna start bulldozing the neighborhood tonight. Don't tell me, your people are gonna start bulldozing the neighborhood tonight.
1052 00:54:27,304 00:54:30,099 Yeah, I'm... I'm really, really sorry Yeah, I'm... I'm really, really sorry
1053 00:54:30,474 00:54:32,601 that I'm so good at my job. that I'm so good at my job.
1054 00:54:33,686 00:54:35,312 What is this, a taste test? What is this, a taste test?
1055 00:54:35,396 00:54:38,357 No, actually, I wouldn't do that if I were you. No, actually, I wouldn't do that if I were you.
1056 00:54:38,440 00:54:40,609 No, that... That's not... No, that... That's not...
1057 00:54:41,276 00:54:43,070 -It's horrible. -Not very good. -It's horrible. -Not very good.
1058 00:54:43,153 00:54:46,323 It's a combination of papaya juice and coffee. It's a combination of papaya juice and coffee.
1059 00:54:46,573 00:54:49,118 I keep this notepad by my bed in the middle of the night, I keep this notepad by my bed in the middle of the night,
1060 00:54:49,201 00:54:51,161 and I write down these ideas when I'm half asleep, and I write down these ideas when I'm half asleep,
1061 00:54:51,245 00:54:52,538 and they never make any sense. and they never make any sense.
1062 00:54:52,621 00:54:54,123 -I do that, too. -Oh. -I do that, too. -Oh.
1063 00:54:54,206 00:54:57,418 And then I wake up, and I have these little notes that say things like, And then I wake up, and I have these little notes that say things like,
1064 00:54:57,668 00:55:01,755 "make everybody be twins" and "electric toilet." "make everybody be twins" and "electric toilet."
1065 00:55:02,172 00:55:04,258 Those are not good ideas. Those are not good ideas.
1066 00:55:04,425 00:55:05,592 They're really not. They're really not.
1067 00:55:06,719 00:55:10,514 So why are you out so late? Are you a prostitute at night, or... So why are you out so late? Are you a prostitute at night, or...
1068 00:55:10,597 00:55:12,808 No. No.
1069 00:55:13,809 00:55:17,563 I went out tonight for the first time in a long time, I went out tonight for the first time in a long time,
1070 00:55:17,646 00:55:20,399 and I let a friend of mine dress me. and I let a friend of mine dress me.
1071 00:55:20,566 00:55:21,400 Oh. Oh.
1072 00:55:22,234 00:55:23,902 Well, your friend is a great American. Well, your friend is a great American.
1073 00:55:23,986 00:55:25,404 Sorry. Sorry.
1074 00:55:42,963 00:55:44,798 You know, I really like your logo. You know, I really like your logo.
1075 00:55:44,882 00:55:45,883 Yeah? Yeah?
1076 00:55:46,300 00:55:48,010 Yeah, I did it myself. Yeah, I did it myself.
1077 00:55:48,552 00:55:49,678 I really like it. I really like it.
1078 00:55:50,304 00:55:55,225 You don't think it looks... like a penis? You don't think it looks... like a penis?
1079 00:55:56,560 00:55:58,520 -No, I don't see that. -No? -No, I don't see that. -No?
1080 00:55:58,604 00:55:59,646 No, I don't see that. No, I don't see that.
1081 00:55:59,730 00:56:02,900 Over here you got two obvious... Over here you got two obvious...
1082 00:56:03,358 00:56:05,235 -I don't know what you're talking about. -...stiff ones... No? -I don't know what you're talking about. -...stiff ones... No?
1083 00:56:05,360 00:56:07,029 No, I don't know what you're talking about. No, I don't know what you're talking about.
1084 00:56:09,239 00:56:12,493 Oh, you're being nice. Thank you. Oh, you're being nice. Thank you.
1085 00:56:13,077 00:56:15,788 Also, I don't think you wanna pick a fight with Jamba Juice. Also, I don't think you wanna pick a fight with Jamba Juice.
1086 00:56:15,871 00:56:17,372 I mean, they're not exactly Walmart. I mean, they're not exactly Walmart.
1087 00:56:17,456 00:56:21,085 Well, they are. They're the Exxon of frozen juice companies. Well, they are. They're the Exxon of frozen juice companies.
1088 00:56:21,168 00:56:24,296 Yes, I think I saw a Michael Moore documentary about that. Yes, I think I saw a Michael Moore documentary about that.
1089 00:56:24,630 00:56:26,799 Oops. That's embarrassing. Oops. That's embarrassing.
1090 00:56:28,133 00:56:31,428 So is that offer to get together some time still on the table? So is that offer to get together some time still on the table?
1091 00:56:32,137 00:56:33,639 Are you asking me out? Are you asking me out?
1092 00:56:34,264 00:56:36,058 Yes, I think I am. Yes, I think I am.
1093 00:56:37,017 00:56:39,186 Okay, yes, then, yes. Yeah. Okay, yes, then, yes. Yeah.
1094 00:56:39,269 00:56:40,312 Great. Great.
1095 00:56:41,355 00:56:42,397 This came off my head. This came off my head.
1096 00:56:42,481 00:56:43,941 Some of that hair's real, right? Some of that hair's real, right?
1097 00:56:44,024 00:56:46,276 No. I'm bald. I'm... No. I'm bald. I'm...
1098 00:56:46,527 00:56:49,279 These are real. So we got that going for us. These are real. So we got that going for us.
1099 00:56:53,867 00:56:55,035 Hi, Carl. Hi, Carl.
1100 00:56:55,494 00:56:56,745 What's up, hot stuff? What's up, hot stuff?
1101 00:56:56,870 00:56:59,206 What are you doing here? I told you to stay away from me. What are you doing here? I told you to stay away from me.
1102 00:56:59,289 00:57:01,208 You think you're getting this payday without me? You think you're getting this payday without me?
1103 00:57:01,291 00:57:03,502 No way. I want my half, okay? No way. I want my half, okay?
1104 00:57:03,794 00:57:06,255 And I've got insurance, the actual pee-stick. And I've got insurance, the actual pee-stick.
1105 00:57:06,713 00:57:08,674 I don't even know if that's real. You probably peed on it. I don't even know if that's real. You probably peed on it.
1106 00:57:08,757 00:57:10,926 Maybe I did, maybe I didn't. But I'll tell you this. Maybe I did, maybe I didn't. But I'll tell you this.
1107 00:57:11,009 00:57:13,220 It's gonna raise a lot of questions when Kate takes this down to the lab, It's gonna raise a lot of questions when Kate takes this down to the lab,
1108 00:57:13,303 00:57:15,389 and they start doing DNA tests with CSI stuff, and they start doing DNA tests with CSI stuff,
1109 00:57:15,472 00:57:17,307 and molecules and proteins and the hair follicles, and molecules and proteins and the hair follicles,
1110 00:57:17,391 00:57:18,600 and they're gonna connect the dots. and they're gonna connect the dots.
1111 00:57:18,684 00:57:19,685 And then you're gonna be busted. And then you're gonna be busted.
1112 00:57:19,768 00:57:22,271 Carl, I don't wanna do any of this anymore. Carl, I don't wanna do any of this anymore.
1113 00:57:23,981 00:57:25,649 I want a common-law divorce. I want a common-law divorce.
1114 00:57:26,608 00:57:28,986 You wanna give me back the ring that I made for you in metal shop? You wanna give me back the ring that I made for you in metal shop?
1115 00:57:29,945 00:57:30,863 Yeah, I do. Yeah, I do.
1116 00:57:31,530 00:57:32,448 Okay, you know what? Okay, you know what?
1117 00:57:32,531 00:57:33,991 I'll tell you when this relationship's over, I'll tell you when this relationship's over,
1118 00:57:34,074 00:57:35,617 because there's a lot of girls that are sitting on the bench because there's a lot of girls that are sitting on the bench
1119 00:57:35,742 00:57:37,411 that wanna come into this game, all right? that wanna come into this game, all right?
1120 00:57:37,911 00:57:41,373 So I am canceling this relationship, okay? So I am canceling this relationship, okay?
1121 00:57:43,292 00:57:44,877 -Please come back to me, Angie. -Oh, my God! -Please come back to me, Angie. -Oh, my God!
1122 00:57:44,960 00:57:46,670 Wait, wait! Hold on, hold on, please! Wait, wait! Hold on, hold on, please!
1123 00:57:47,379 00:57:49,506 I wanna say goodbye to you proper, okay? I wanna say goodbye to you proper, okay?
1124 00:57:49,590 00:57:50,883 We owe that to one another. We owe that to one another.
1125 00:57:51,383 00:57:53,302 -Can we please have a quickie in the car? -Oh, my... -Can we please have a quickie in the car? -Oh, my...
1126 00:57:53,427 00:57:54,928 - What? - What's wrong with you? - What? - What's wrong with you?
1127 00:57:55,012 00:57:56,138 You know what? You know what?
1128 00:57:56,305 00:57:58,974 I'm not gonna be here for you when Kate kicks you out. I'm not gonna be here for you when Kate kicks you out.
1129 00:57:59,183 00:58:00,434 So deal with that. So deal with that.
1130 00:58:02,227 00:58:04,855 {\an8}My girl rocks? My girl does not rock, okay? {\an8}My girl rocks? My girl does not rock, okay?
1131 00:58:04,980 00:58:06,315 {\an8}My girl is a divorcée. {\an8}My girl is a divorcée.
1132 00:58:06,523 00:58:07,774 {\an8}So I hope you got Kleenex, {\an8}So I hope you got Kleenex,
1133 00:58:07,858 00:58:08,901 {\an8}'cause you just said goodbye {\an8}'cause you just said goodbye
1134 00:58:08,984 00:58:10,652 {\an8}to the coolest thing that ever happened to you. {\an8}to the coolest thing that ever happened to you.
1135 00:58:15,699 00:58:18,827 I'm gonna bang your friends. Consider them all banged. I'm gonna bang your friends. Consider them all banged.
1136 00:58:57,991 00:59:00,702 The reason I called you collect is 'cause it's gonna take more than a few quarters The reason I called you collect is 'cause it's gonna take more than a few quarters
1137 00:59:00,786 00:59:02,663 to express how I feel about you, baby. to express how I feel about you, baby.
1138 00:59:03,664 00:59:05,707 Hey, where you going? Hey, where you going?
1139 00:59:08,919 00:59:11,672 I knew something was up when I saw you beating your baby bump like that. I knew something was up when I saw you beating your baby bump like that.
1140 00:59:14,383 00:59:16,176 It wasn't supposed to happen like this. It wasn't supposed to happen like this.
1141 00:59:17,177 00:59:19,263 Everything just got way out of hand. Everything just got way out of hand.
1142 00:59:25,018 00:59:26,186 I think I'm just gonna split. I think I'm just gonna split.
1143 00:59:27,771 00:59:29,064 That's a good idea. That's a good idea.
1144 00:59:29,356 00:59:30,691 Just slip away in the dead of night Just slip away in the dead of night
1145 00:59:30,774 00:59:32,067 and leave Kate thinking you stole the baby. and leave Kate thinking you stole the baby.
1146 00:59:32,150 00:59:33,610 That would destroy her. That would destroy her.
1147 00:59:33,860 00:59:36,446 This ain't some little scam where you just call up Domino's and be like, This ain't some little scam where you just call up Domino's and be like,
1148 00:59:36,530 00:59:38,532 "Yo. You know, I'm doing some church youth event. "Yo. You know, I'm doing some church youth event.
1149 00:59:38,615 00:59:40,033 I need ten free pizzas." I need ten free pizzas."
1150 00:59:40,367 00:59:41,410 Why, does that work? Why, does that work?
1151 00:59:41,994 00:59:44,204 You're lying about the existence of a human being. You're lying about the existence of a human being.
1152 00:59:45,455 00:59:46,456 If you don't tell her, If you don't tell her,
1153 00:59:47,374 00:59:48,917 you'll never be able to live with yourself. you'll never be able to live with yourself.
1154 00:59:49,710 00:59:51,503 Maybe you can tell her after I'm gone. Maybe you can tell her after I'm gone.
1155 00:59:51,587 00:59:52,838 I'll tell you what I'm gonna do. I'll tell you what I'm gonna do.
1156 00:59:53,422 00:59:55,340 Not a damn thing, 'cause you're gonna tell her yourself. Not a damn thing, 'cause you're gonna tell her yourself.
1157 01:00:00,304 01:00:01,346 I've got a surprise for you. I've got a surprise for you.
1158 01:00:01,722 01:00:04,057 I got a surprise for you, too. I got a surprise for you, too.
1159 01:00:04,349 01:00:07,894 It is a brochure for the Philadelphia School of Textiles. It is a brochure for the Philadelphia School of Textiles.
1160 01:00:08,353 01:00:09,896 They've got a great fashion program. They've got a great fashion program.
1161 01:00:09,980 01:00:10,939 Oh, thanks. Oh, thanks.
1162 01:00:11,315 01:00:13,483 But that's not the whole surprise. Open it. But that's not the whole surprise. Open it.
1163 01:00:14,985 01:00:16,612 I'm giving you your check early. I'm giving you your check early.
1164 01:00:16,695 01:00:18,238 Oh, no, Kate. I can't take that. Oh, no, Kate. I can't take that.
1165 01:00:19,197 01:00:21,033 You gotta put that through the agency. You gotta put that through the agency.
1166 01:00:21,116 01:00:23,285 No, it's not gonna bounce. Don't you trust me? No, it's not gonna bounce. Don't you trust me?
1167 01:00:30,125 01:00:31,293 Where are we going? Where are we going?
1168 01:00:31,460 01:00:32,836 You have an ultrasound appointment. You have an ultrasound appointment.
1169 01:00:32,919 01:00:35,922 What? No. Today's Thursday. What? No. Today's Thursday.
1170 01:00:36,006 01:00:38,383 Ultrasound isn't Thursday. Birthing class is Thursday. Ultrasound isn't Thursday. Birthing class is Thursday.
1171 01:00:38,467 01:00:41,637 Usually, but you're 18 weeks and so you have another ultrasound. Usually, but you're 18 weeks and so you have another ultrasound.
1172 01:00:41,720 01:00:43,055 Oh. I can't wait. Oh. I can't wait.
1173 01:00:43,722 01:00:46,600 I hope the baby's in a good position, so we can see its little profile, I hope the baby's in a good position, so we can see its little profile,
1174 01:00:46,683 01:00:49,603 because I'd really like to get one of those printouts to hang over my desk. because I'd really like to get one of those printouts to hang over my desk.
1175 01:00:50,228 01:00:51,271 Do you think it could look like me yet? Do you think it could look like me yet?
1176 01:00:51,355 01:00:53,690 Could the baby look like you at 18 weeks? Could the baby look like you at 18 weeks?
1177 01:00:53,774 01:00:56,068 What if it has little tiny glasses? What if it has little tiny glasses?
1178 01:00:57,361 01:01:01,198 I'm joking. That's me trying to make a joke. I'm joking. That's me trying to make a joke.
1179 01:01:01,782 01:01:03,116 -That's cold. -Sorry about that. -That's cold. -Sorry about that.
1180 01:01:03,784 01:01:05,077 Just... Just...
1181 01:01:13,001 01:01:16,004 If... When you get mad, do you stay mad for a long time? If... When you get mad, do you stay mad for a long time?
1182 01:01:16,088 01:01:18,799 Yes, yes. I'm a big grudge-holder, actually. Yes, yes. I'm a big grudge-holder, actually.
1183 01:01:20,050 01:01:21,760 -Hear that? -What? -Hear that? -What?
1184 01:01:21,843 01:01:24,179 That's your heartbeat. You nervous? That's your heartbeat. You nervous?
1185 01:01:24,596 01:01:25,764 Yeah, a little. Yeah, a little.
1186 01:01:26,264 01:01:30,435 Okay, I'm just... Just having a little trouble finding... Okay, I'm just... Just having a little trouble finding...
1187 01:01:30,686 01:01:32,187 You're gonna have a lot of trouble. You're gonna have a lot of trouble.
1188 01:01:32,396 01:01:34,856 Kate, I gotta tell you something. I'm not really... Kate, I gotta tell you something. I'm not really...
1189 01:01:34,940 01:01:36,650 Oh! There's the baby's heartbeat. Oh! There's the baby's heartbeat.
1190 01:01:38,527 01:01:40,237 -I'm not really... What? -Isn't it wonderful? -I'm not really... What? -Isn't it wonderful?
1191 01:01:40,320 01:01:41,238 Holy shit! Holy shit!
1192 01:01:41,321 01:01:43,115 -There's a baby in there? -Yep. -There's a baby in there? -Yep.
1193 01:01:43,281 01:01:45,367 -How did it get in there? -It's a miracle. -How did it get in there? -It's a miracle.
1194 01:01:45,492 01:01:46,410 What did you wanna tell me? What did you wanna tell me?
1195 01:01:46,702 01:01:47,786 Uh... Uh...
1196 01:01:48,829 01:01:51,081 I'm so excited. I'm so excited.
1197 01:01:52,165 01:01:53,291 Yay! Yay!
1198 01:01:56,169 01:01:59,214 What do you mean, pregnant? I thought you was lying to Kate. What do you mean, pregnant? I thought you was lying to Kate.
1199 01:01:59,423 01:02:01,091 I was. I am. I was. I am.
1200 01:02:02,008 01:02:04,344 It's not Kate's baby. It's Carl's. It's not Kate's baby. It's Carl's.
1201 01:02:04,636 01:02:06,388 -So the procedure thing... -Didn't take. -So the procedure thing... -Didn't take.
1202 01:02:07,347 01:02:09,182 And then I was crying, so Carl and I did it. And then I was crying, so Carl and I did it.
1203 01:02:09,474 01:02:10,934 And it's just country. And it's just country.
1204 01:02:11,017 01:02:12,227 I missed a couple periods, I missed a couple periods,
1205 01:02:12,310 01:02:14,980 and I thought maybe it was my hormones, you know what I'm talking about? and I thought maybe it was my hormones, you know what I'm talking about?
1206 01:02:15,105 01:02:16,231 No, I don't know nothing about that. No, I don't know nothing about that.
1207 01:02:16,314 01:02:18,442 But then I started spotting, and I thought that was my period, But then I started spotting, and I thought that was my period,
1208 01:02:18,525 01:02:19,776 but usually I don't have a heavy flow. but usually I don't have a heavy flow.
1209 01:02:19,860 01:02:21,111 Stop it. Stop it.
1210 01:02:21,695 01:02:25,115 My boobs didn't hurt, so I was like, "It's not my period..." My boobs didn't hurt, so I was like, "It's not my period..."
1211 01:02:25,198 01:02:27,451 You know what? Look, I'm just gonna lay it out, all right? You know what? Look, I'm just gonna lay it out, all right?
1212 01:02:27,659 01:02:29,119 I'm not discussing the lady business with you. I'm not discussing the lady business with you.
1213 01:02:29,202 01:02:30,829 I mean, I think it's a beautiful thing and all that, I mean, I think it's a beautiful thing and all that,
1214 01:02:30,912 01:02:32,456 but it's disgusting, okay? but it's disgusting, okay?
1215 01:02:32,539 01:02:34,124 And I'm afraid if we keep talking about it, And I'm afraid if we keep talking about it,
1216 01:02:34,207 01:02:35,834 that our cycles might synchronize... that our cycles might synchronize...
1217 01:02:37,419 01:02:39,337 What am I supposed to do, Oscar? What am I supposed to do, Oscar?
1218 01:02:40,297 01:02:43,592 I can't cash that check. I can't take any of Kate's money. I can't cash that check. I can't take any of Kate's money.
1219 01:02:43,967 01:02:46,511 But I am gonna stay here until I figure out what to do. But I am gonna stay here until I figure out what to do.
1220 01:02:47,512 01:02:49,222 I don't know anything about being a mother. I don't know anything about being a mother.
1221 01:02:49,806 01:02:50,932 You better start learning. You better start learning.
1222 01:02:51,767 01:02:53,435 It's good if the kid's raised here, though, you know? It's good if the kid's raised here, though, you know?
1223 01:02:53,977 01:02:57,773 Better school, better apartment, better situation. Better school, better apartment, better situation.
1224 01:03:00,150 01:03:01,151 Is that what you want? Is that what you want?
1225 01:03:03,528 01:03:04,613 No, I wanna keep it. No, I wanna keep it.
1226 01:03:09,618 01:03:10,827 {\an8}Have you read this? {\an8}Have you read this?
1227 01:03:11,453 01:03:15,791 {\an8}"One in four million babies are born with a full set of teeth." {\an8}"One in four million babies are born with a full set of teeth."
1228 01:03:16,249 01:03:17,834 Angie, it's gonna be fine. Angie, it's gonna be fine.
1229 01:03:18,668 01:03:19,669 Where you going? Where you going?
1230 01:03:19,753 01:03:21,087 I have a date with that guy, Rob. I have a date with that guy, Rob.
1231 01:03:21,546 01:03:22,547 Are you gonna tell him about me? Are you gonna tell him about me?
1232 01:03:22,631 01:03:24,883 No. I've made that mistake before. No. I've made that mistake before.
1233 01:03:24,966 01:03:26,468 It turns out they don't like it It turns out they don't like it
1234 01:03:26,551 01:03:30,013 when you talk about the successful transfer of embryos on the first date. when you talk about the successful transfer of embryos on the first date.
1235 01:03:30,889 01:03:32,516 Read the chapter about hermaphrodites. Read the chapter about hermaphrodites.
1236 01:03:32,599 01:03:33,850 You won't sleep for a week. You won't sleep for a week.
1237 01:03:36,228 01:03:38,605 Hello, folks, my name is Chet. I'm your waiter. Hello, folks, my name is Chet. I'm your waiter.
1238 01:03:38,897 01:03:42,025 Are you folks familiar with the raw food vegan movement? Are you folks familiar with the raw food vegan movement?
1239 01:03:42,484 01:03:44,110 -Yeah. -I think he is, more than I am. -Yeah. -I think he is, more than I am.
1240 01:03:44,194 01:03:45,654 Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah.
1241 01:03:45,737 01:03:47,614 Okay, should we start with some appetizers? Okay, should we start with some appetizers?
1242 01:03:47,781 01:03:51,451 Yeah. How's the sea kelp pizza? Yeah. How's the sea kelp pizza?
1243 01:03:51,535 01:03:53,703 That's got a nice earthy taste, little bit of a dirt taste. That's got a nice earthy taste, little bit of a dirt taste.
1244 01:03:53,787 01:03:54,621 It's very nice. It's very nice.
1245 01:03:55,789 01:03:58,041 Oh. Salty. We'll stay away from that. Oh. Salty. We'll stay away from that.
1246 01:03:58,500 01:03:59,960 You know what looks good is the blue algae? You know what looks good is the blue algae?
1247 01:04:00,043 01:04:01,545 -You wanna just... -Yes, yes. -You wanna just... -Yes, yes.
1248 01:04:01,962 01:04:03,004 Excellent. Be right back. Excellent. Be right back.
1249 01:04:06,550 01:04:08,385 So what kind of law did you practice? So what kind of law did you practice?
1250 01:04:08,927 01:04:11,555 Corporate. You know when you're watching the news, Corporate. You know when you're watching the news,
1251 01:04:11,638 01:04:14,140 and you see some bloated CEO involved in a scandal, and you see some bloated CEO involved in a scandal,
1252 01:04:14,224 01:04:15,350 and you kind of wonder to yourself, and you kind of wonder to yourself,
1253 01:04:15,433 01:04:17,811 "How is this prick not going straight to jail?" "How is this prick not going straight to jail?"
1254 01:04:18,228 01:04:20,564 Sometimes it was because of me. Sometimes it was because of me.
1255 01:04:20,647 01:04:21,940 You must be very proud. You must be very proud.
1256 01:04:22,691 01:04:24,401 All right, here's your blue-green algae All right, here's your blue-green algae
1257 01:04:24,484 01:04:26,111 and a yeast bowl for the table. and a yeast bowl for the table.
1258 01:04:26,611 01:04:27,654 -Thank you. -Thanks. -Thank you. -Thanks.
1259 01:04:27,737 01:04:28,780 This looks good. This looks good.
1260 01:04:29,447 01:04:30,615 -Oh, it's warm. -Yeah. -Oh, it's warm. -Yeah.
1261 01:04:33,243 01:04:35,662 What about you? You like your work? What about you? You like your work?
1262 01:04:36,037 01:04:37,581 I do, but I mean, I do, but I mean,
1263 01:04:37,956 01:04:40,375 I have other things in my life besides my job. I have other things in my life besides my job.
1264 01:04:40,667 01:04:42,794 I like to travel for work. I like to travel for work.
1265 01:04:44,462 01:04:45,547 Oh, that's a... Oh, that's a...
1266 01:04:47,090 01:04:48,300 That's a good yeast. That's a good yeast.
1267 01:04:49,259 01:04:50,635 Very yeasty. Very yeasty.
1268 01:04:51,678 01:04:53,013 How long have you been vegan? How long have you been vegan?
1269 01:04:54,264 01:04:56,057 I'm not. I'm not.
1270 01:04:56,182 01:04:59,311 I'm sorry. I'm not, I thought that you were, I'm sorry. I'm not, I thought that you were,
1271 01:04:59,394 01:05:00,562 and that's why I took you here. and that's why I took you here.
1272 01:05:00,645 01:05:01,813 Because of where you work, Because of where you work,
1273 01:05:01,897 01:05:03,899 -I never would have... Oh, God. -No. No. -I never would have... Oh, God. -No. No.
1274 01:05:03,982 01:05:05,692 -Can we... Yeah, you want to... -I eat meat. -Can we... Yeah, you want to... -I eat meat.
1275 01:05:06,151 01:05:07,611 Yeah, I eat meat like nobody's business. Yeah, I eat meat like nobody's business.
1276 01:05:10,030 01:05:13,116 I'll have a large steak with provolone, no Cheez Whiz, no onions, I'll have a large steak with provolone, no Cheez Whiz, no onions,
1277 01:05:13,199 01:05:15,118 peppers on the side, don't overcook the meat. peppers on the side, don't overcook the meat.
1278 01:05:15,201 01:05:17,704 Also, I'd like you to slice me a new fresh roll, Also, I'd like you to slice me a new fresh roll,
1279 01:05:17,787 01:05:19,497 because those ones have been sitting out for a long time. because those ones have been sitting out for a long time.
1280 01:05:19,581 01:05:21,791 I want a Birch Beer, cold, no cup. I want a Birch Beer, cold, no cup.
1281 01:05:22,083 01:05:24,878 You really should consider changing those Styrofoam cups to paper ones, You really should consider changing those Styrofoam cups to paper ones,
1282 01:05:24,961 01:05:26,421 because they're very bad for the environment. because they're very bad for the environment.
1283 01:05:27,297 01:05:28,840 Yeah, I'll have the same. Yeah, I'll have the same.
1284 01:05:29,758 01:05:31,593 I'm sorry. I'm a little overly thorough. I'm sorry. I'm a little overly thorough.
1285 01:05:31,718 01:05:34,471 Some people would say that I am bossy and controlling. Some people would say that I am bossy and controlling.
1286 01:05:34,554 01:05:36,514 No, that's just prejudice. No, that's just prejudice.
1287 01:05:36,598 01:05:38,350 They call you bossy and controlling 'cause you're a woman. They call you bossy and controlling 'cause you're a woman.
1288 01:05:38,433 01:05:40,560 But if you were a man doing the same stuff, But if you were a man doing the same stuff,
1289 01:05:41,102 01:05:42,187 you'd just be a dick. you'd just be a dick.
1290 01:05:43,563 01:05:44,606 What? What?
1291 01:05:45,273 01:05:46,149 Nothing. Nothing.
1292 01:05:46,900 01:05:49,444 No one's ever called me a dick before on a date. No one's ever called me a dick before on a date.
1293 01:05:49,694 01:05:50,528 Term of endearment. Term of endearment.
1294 01:05:51,988 01:05:55,951 So listen, there's something that I haven't told you. So listen, there's something that I haven't told you.
1295 01:05:56,201 01:06:00,705 And it may be a deal-breaker. And it may be a deal-breaker.
1296 01:06:01,206 01:06:03,249 Oh, boy, you are super fruity, aren't you? Oh, boy, you are super fruity, aren't you?
1297 01:06:03,375 01:06:04,334 No. No.
1298 01:06:04,417 01:06:06,544 But I do have a daughter. But I do have a daughter.
1299 01:06:08,171 01:06:11,758 She's 12 years old and she lives with me every other weekend. She's 12 years old and she lives with me every other weekend.
1300 01:06:13,218 01:06:14,344 I think that's great. I think that's great.
1301 01:06:15,011 01:06:15,845 Yeah? Yeah?
1302 01:06:17,222 01:06:19,015 Okay. You have any kids? Okay. You have any kids?
1303 01:06:20,350 01:06:22,185 I've never been married. I've never been married.
1304 01:06:23,228 01:06:25,146 Well, Kate, Well, Kate,
1305 01:06:26,314 01:06:28,400 you don't have to be married to have a kid. you don't have to be married to have a kid.
1306 01:06:44,040 01:06:45,500 -Do you want to go back to my... -Yes. -Do you want to go back to my... -Yes.
1307 01:06:46,876 01:06:48,086 I was going to say apartment, just to be clear. I was going to say apartment, just to be clear.
1308 01:06:48,169 01:06:50,005 Yeah. I'm 37. I know how this works. Yeah. I'm 37. I know how this works.
1309 01:06:50,088 01:06:51,047 -Okay. -Let's go. -Okay. -Let's go.
1310 01:06:51,131 01:06:53,341 It's actually this way. It's actually this way.
1311 01:06:53,425 01:06:54,384 Okay. Okay.
1312 01:06:59,014 01:07:00,682 -1406. -Yeah. -1406. -Yeah.
1313 01:07:00,890 01:07:02,434 Oh, no. No, no, no. Oh, no. No, no, no.
1314 01:07:02,517 01:07:03,977 Look who just got inducted Look who just got inducted
1315 01:07:04,060 01:07:05,979 into the walk of shame. into the walk of shame.
1316 01:07:06,271 01:07:08,189 Why are you all shiny like a soul food cook? Why are you all shiny like a soul food cook?
1317 01:07:10,108 01:07:11,359 I want you, now, I want you, now,
1318 01:07:11,443 01:07:13,862 to look your partner in the eye, and I want you to tell her to look your partner in the eye, and I want you to tell her
1319 01:07:13,945 01:07:16,239 she is beautiful. she is beautiful.
1320 01:07:18,491 01:07:19,617 You are beautiful. You are beautiful.
1321 01:07:19,909 01:07:22,495 Tell her, "You are strong." Tell her, "You are strong."
1322 01:07:22,579 01:07:23,663 You are strong. You are strong.
1323 01:07:23,955 01:07:28,835 Tell her, "Thank you for giving me this baby." Tell her, "Thank you for giving me this baby."
1324 01:07:29,085 01:07:31,046 Thank you for giving me this baby. Thank you for giving me this baby.
1325 01:07:33,923 01:07:35,467 -Are you crying? -No. -Are you crying? -No.
1326 01:07:36,509 01:07:39,387 I am. I'm crying a little bit. I am. I'm crying a little bit.
1327 01:07:41,806 01:07:42,640 All right. All right.
1328 01:07:45,977 01:07:48,063 Romaine, Cheyenne, time to go. Romaine, Cheyenne, time to go.
1329 01:07:48,146 01:07:50,356 We have a playdate with Wingspan and Banjo. We have a playdate with Wingspan and Banjo.
1330 01:07:51,524 01:07:54,944 Those kids would have got their asses handed to them in my neighborhood. Those kids would have got their asses handed to them in my neighborhood.
1331 01:07:55,320 01:07:57,781 My sister wants to know what kind of cake you want for the shower. My sister wants to know what kind of cake you want for the shower.
1332 01:07:58,656 01:08:00,450 Kate, I don't think I should go to that, you know? Kate, I don't think I should go to that, you know?
1333 01:08:00,533 01:08:02,452 I mean, that's just kind of for you. I mean, that's just kind of for you.
1334 01:08:02,535 01:08:03,912 No, it's for both of us. No, it's for both of us.
1335 01:08:03,995 01:08:07,248 My mother wants to meet you and make you feel weird. My mother wants to meet you and make you feel weird.
1336 01:08:08,541 01:08:09,459 Excuse me. Excuse me.
1337 01:08:11,878 01:08:13,046 Yes. Barry, hi. Yes. Barry, hi.
1338 01:08:13,129 01:08:15,632 No, I'm pulling into the construction site right now. No, I'm pulling into the construction site right now.
1339 01:08:16,341 01:08:17,550 Think I went to a rave here once. Think I went to a rave here once.
1340 01:08:17,634 01:08:18,968 Please, I asked you to wait in the car. Please, I asked you to wait in the car.
1341 01:08:19,052 01:08:20,011 It's too hot in there, It's too hot in there,
1342 01:08:20,095 01:08:21,721 and your weirdo air conditioning, I don't know how to work it. and your weirdo air conditioning, I don't know how to work it.
1343 01:08:21,805 01:08:23,556 -Barry, I'm sorry. -Kate, where you been? -Barry, I'm sorry. -Kate, where you been?
1344 01:08:23,640 01:08:25,642 I'm having second thoughts about this location. I'm having second thoughts about this location.
1345 01:08:25,809 01:08:26,643 Is it the taxes? Is it the taxes?
1346 01:08:26,726 01:08:29,437 It's probably because this place gives you a weird vibe, right? It's probably because this place gives you a weird vibe, right?
1347 01:08:29,562 01:08:31,773 Yes. That one. Yes. That one.
1348 01:08:32,899 01:08:34,526 I'm not getting good vibes here. I'm not getting good vibes here.
1349 01:08:35,235 01:08:37,028 And if there's one thing Oprah taught me, And if there's one thing Oprah taught me,
1350 01:08:37,112 01:08:39,239 it's to trust my instincts and follow my fear. it's to trust my instincts and follow my fear.
1351 01:08:39,656 01:08:41,699 Is that the episode where she got her ears pierced? Is that the episode where she got her ears pierced?
1352 01:08:41,783 01:08:43,201 No, this was at her home in Maui. No, this was at her home in Maui.
1353 01:08:43,868 01:08:44,702 Who are you? Who are you?
1354 01:08:45,286 01:08:46,287 I'm Angie. I'm Angie.
1355 01:08:46,371 01:08:47,497 She works for me. She works for me.
1356 01:08:47,831 01:08:49,165 She's very intuitive. She's very intuitive.
1357 01:08:49,707 01:08:51,000 I read people's energies. I read people's energies.
1358 01:08:51,167 01:08:52,752 -You read energies? -Yeah. -You read energies? -Yeah.
1359 01:08:57,298 01:08:58,800 Good. Very good. Good. Very good.
1360 01:09:01,302 01:09:02,804 How's the energy in this site? How's the energy in this site?
1361 01:09:06,266 01:09:08,184 Green, mostly. Green, mostly.
1362 01:09:08,852 01:09:11,688 Like healthy leaves. Like healthy leaves.
1363 01:09:13,898 01:09:14,816 Money? Money?
1364 01:09:16,568 01:09:17,610 Exactly. Exactly.
1365 01:09:18,111 01:09:19,028 I like your maid. I like your maid.
1366 01:09:19,445 01:09:20,446 So do I. So do I.
1367 01:09:20,530 01:09:22,157 Let me put my hands into your hands, Let me put my hands into your hands,
1368 01:09:22,240 01:09:24,284 and I'll whisper to you the secret of success. and I'll whisper to you the secret of success.
1369 01:09:33,668 01:09:35,128 So, are we back on? So, are we back on?
1370 01:09:35,461 01:09:36,588 We were never off. We were never off.
1371 01:09:37,630 01:09:38,631 What did he say? What did he say?
1372 01:09:38,715 01:09:40,592 - The secret of success. - And? - The secret of success. - And?
1373 01:09:40,717 01:09:42,260 He said, "Have a big penis." He said, "Have a big penis."
1374 01:09:42,343 01:09:43,928 - No, he didn't. - Yeah, he did. - No, he didn't. - Yeah, he did.
1375 01:09:45,013 01:09:49,601 ♪ Staring up into the solar system ♪ ♪ Staring up into the solar system ♪
1376 01:09:53,062 01:09:58,067 ♪ All the stars are fixed up In the sky... ♪ ♪ All the stars are fixed up In the sky... ♪
1377 01:10:01,988 01:10:07,243 ♪ I just want to sparkle for a moment ♪ ♪ I just want to sparkle for a moment ♪
1378 01:10:10,830 01:10:15,877 ♪ Before I just fizzle out and die ♪ ♪ Before I just fizzle out and die ♪
1379 01:10:17,378 01:10:20,673 ♪ I'm happy because I'm stupid ♪ ♪ I'm happy because I'm stupid ♪
1380 01:10:20,965 01:10:24,677 ♪ Scared of spiders, scared of flying ♪ ♪ Scared of spiders, scared of flying ♪
1381 01:10:26,763 01:10:29,265 ♪ So just be gentle with me ♪ ♪ So just be gentle with me ♪
1382 01:10:29,349 01:10:31,267 ♪ I'm not as young as I was ♪ ♪ I'm not as young as I was ♪
1383 01:10:31,517 01:10:33,394 ♪ And I'll be gentle with you ♪ ♪ And I'll be gentle with you ♪
1384 01:10:33,519 01:10:35,855 ♪ I'm not as brave as I thought ♪ ♪ I'm not as brave as I thought ♪
1385 01:10:36,940 01:10:41,027 ♪ 'Cause my heart gets broken so easily ♪ ♪ 'Cause my heart gets broken so easily ♪
1386 01:10:41,110 01:10:44,364 ♪ So just be gentle Be gentle with me... ♪ ♪ So just be gentle Be gentle with me... ♪
1387 01:10:44,614 01:10:47,492 Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
1388 01:10:47,575 01:10:49,285 Oh, my God. Look! Wait. Oh, my God. Look! Wait.
1389 01:10:49,702 01:10:51,454 -Is that the face? -I think. -Is that the face? -I think.
1390 01:10:51,537 01:10:52,872 That was a big one! That was a big one!
1391 01:10:54,415 01:10:56,125 Oh, my God. What does it feel like? Oh, my God. What does it feel like?
1392 01:10:58,044 01:10:59,629 Like if you ate a meatball sandwich, Like if you ate a meatball sandwich,
1393 01:10:59,712 01:11:02,048 then that meatball sandwich was kicking you. then that meatball sandwich was kicking you.
1394 01:11:03,841 01:11:05,593 I think I gotta tell Rob about you and the baby. I think I gotta tell Rob about you and the baby.
1395 01:11:05,677 01:11:06,719 What? Why? What? Why?
1396 01:11:06,803 01:11:08,012 Well, we've been going out for a month, Well, we've been going out for a month,
1397 01:11:08,096 01:11:09,514 and I didn't think it would turn into anything, and I didn't think it would turn into anything,
1398 01:11:09,597 01:11:10,932 but it sort of is. but it sort of is.
1399 01:11:11,015 01:11:12,475 I don't think that's a good idea. I don't think that's a good idea.
1400 01:11:12,725 01:11:14,143 You know, he may break up with you. You know, he may break up with you.
1401 01:11:14,727 01:11:17,021 Yeah, but the longer I wait, the weirder it's gonna be. Yeah, but the longer I wait, the weirder it's gonna be.
1402 01:11:17,939 01:11:19,607 It's gonna be weird no matter what. It's gonna be weird no matter what.
1403 01:11:19,691 01:11:22,735 He'll know I'm hiding something. I'm the worst liar. He'll know I'm hiding something. I'm the worst liar.
1404 01:11:22,819 01:11:25,655 Okay, tell me three things about yourself and make one of them a lie. Okay, tell me three things about yourself and make one of them a lie.
1405 01:11:25,989 01:11:26,948 Okay. Okay.
1406 01:11:27,365 01:11:29,534 -I'm from Pennsylvania, -Uh-huh. -I'm from Pennsylvania, -Uh-huh.
1407 01:11:29,617 01:11:33,121 I am a Leo, and I am five-foot-nine. I am a Leo, and I am five-foot-nine.
1408 01:11:35,748 01:11:37,792 I don't want to... This is why I can't lie to him. I don't want to... This is why I can't lie to him.
1409 01:11:37,875 01:11:38,876 You're not lying to him. You're not lying to him.
1410 01:11:39,627 01:11:41,879 You're just not telling him the truth, there's a big difference. You're just not telling him the truth, there's a big difference.
1411 01:11:41,963 01:11:42,964 Is there? Is there?
1412 01:11:44,048 01:11:46,092 I don't know. Don't ask me. I don't know. Don't ask me.
1413 01:11:54,392 01:11:57,562 ♪ Don't speak, I can't even take it ♪ ♪ Don't speak, I can't even take it ♪
1414 01:11:57,645 01:12:00,523 ♪ And I don't need no reason... ♪ ♪ And I don't need no reason... ♪
1415 01:12:01,399 01:12:02,483 Hi. Hi.
1416 01:12:02,942 01:12:04,444 I'm Rob. I'm here to pick up Kate. I'm Rob. I'm here to pick up Kate.
1417 01:12:05,778 01:12:06,779 Oh! Oh!
1418 01:12:08,614 01:12:11,242 Sorry, I'm a little early. I was just in the neighborhood, so... Sorry, I'm a little early. I was just in the neighborhood, so...
1419 01:12:12,952 01:12:13,995 Do come in. Do come in.
1420 01:12:17,957 01:12:20,168 -Hello, I'm Angela. -Okay. -Hello, I'm Angela. -Okay.
1421 01:12:20,251 01:12:23,629 I'm Kate's sister, so... I'm Kate's sister, so...
1422 01:12:24,630 01:12:26,591 We are in the same family. We are in the same family.
1423 01:12:27,592 01:12:33,056 And I was just practicing the ancient Japanese art of karaoke. And I was just practicing the ancient Japanese art of karaoke.
1424 01:12:34,098 01:12:35,308 -Karaoke? -Yes. -Karaoke? -Yes.
1425 01:12:35,391 01:12:39,145 You're delightful. Hello. Oh, well. You're delightful. Hello. Oh, well.
1426 01:12:40,104 01:12:42,440 Whoo. I can see how she likes you so much. Kate? Whoo. I can see how she likes you so much. Kate?
1427 01:12:42,815 01:12:44,942 -You live here? -No, no. -You live here? -No, no.
1428 01:12:45,693 01:12:49,906 I live in New York City in a pied-à-terre apartment I live in New York City in a pied-à-terre apartment
1429 01:12:49,989 01:12:51,574 with a husband that I have. with a husband that I have.
1430 01:12:53,659 01:12:57,372 Wow, so you're just kind of visiting here, or... Wow, so you're just kind of visiting here, or...
1431 01:12:57,455 01:12:59,123 He's in the stock market. He's in the stock market.
1432 01:12:59,207 01:13:04,462 So we go from city to city, visiting other stock markets. So we go from city to city, visiting other stock markets.
1433 01:13:05,254 01:13:06,714 And that's how we roll. And that's how we roll.
1434 01:13:06,798 01:13:08,424 It's funny, 'cause you guys don't look alike at all. It's funny, 'cause you guys don't look alike at all.
1435 01:13:08,508 01:13:09,550 Oh, well. Oh, well.
1436 01:13:09,884 01:13:11,344 -Different dads? -Yes. -Different dads? -Yes.
1437 01:13:11,594 01:13:13,346 We have different dads. That's what we have. We have different dads. That's what we have.
1438 01:13:13,429 01:13:15,056 We have different dads. Thank you for that. We have different dads. Thank you for that.
1439 01:13:16,224 01:13:17,433 Is that my phone? Is that my phone?
1440 01:13:18,184 01:13:19,477 I didn't actually hear... I didn't actually hear...
1441 01:13:19,560 01:13:22,438 It was. Hold on, it's from Europe. Hello? It was. Hold on, it's from Europe. Hello?
1442 01:13:23,106 01:13:24,565 Oh, um... Oh, um...
1443 01:13:28,236 01:13:29,862 Yes, interesting. Yes, interesting.
1444 01:13:29,946 01:13:33,783 It's a business call. So nice to meet you. It's a business call. So nice to meet you.
1445 01:13:34,617 01:13:35,701 - What? - Yes. - What? - Yes.
1446 01:13:36,244 01:13:37,829 What? How long did he talk to you? What? How long did he talk to you?
1447 01:13:38,871 01:13:42,333 Hi. Look at you, early bird. Hi. Look at you, early bird.
1448 01:13:42,417 01:13:44,460 Okay, it's nice to see you. Okay, it's nice to see you.
1449 01:13:44,544 01:13:47,046 -Oh, my gosh, well, let's go. -Yeah. -Oh, my gosh, well, let's go. -Yeah.
1450 01:13:47,130 01:13:48,631 Does your sister want to come with us? Does your sister want to come with us?
1451 01:13:48,714 01:13:50,049 No, she's not well. No, she's not well.
1452 01:13:51,092 01:13:52,844 -Bye, Angela. -Adiós. -Bye, Angela. -Adiós.
1453 01:13:54,137 01:13:55,638 Push, woman. Push, woman.
1454 01:13:56,639 01:14:00,393 Yeah, good. Push, and boom! Congratulations. Look. Yeah, good. Push, and boom! Congratulations. Look.
1455 01:14:00,476 01:14:02,603 Oh, popcorn. Oh, popcorn.
1456 01:14:02,687 01:14:03,729 See? See?
1457 01:14:03,813 01:14:06,274 It's that easy. What movie we watching? It's that easy. What movie we watching?
1458 01:14:07,859 01:14:09,986 Extreme Vaginal Delivery. Extreme Vaginal Delivery.
1459 01:14:10,236 01:14:12,905 "The miracle of really big childbirth." "The miracle of really big childbirth."
1460 01:14:15,116 01:14:16,284 Oh, damn! Oh, damn!
1461 01:14:17,326 01:14:18,453 You can't come back from that. You can't come back from that.
1462 01:14:20,413 01:14:22,540 That's why you always want to stay over here, huh? That's why you always want to stay over here, huh?
1463 01:14:22,623 01:14:24,292 -It's one of the reasons. -Well, -It's one of the reasons. -Well,
1464 01:14:24,792 01:14:26,586 how long is your sister in town? how long is your sister in town?
1465 01:14:26,919 01:14:28,546 Angie's not really my sister. Angie's not really my sister.
1466 01:14:28,629 01:14:32,049 I know. She's your half-sister. She told me. I know. She's your half-sister. She told me.
1467 01:14:33,176 01:14:35,970 What else did Angela tell you? What else did Angela tell you?
1468 01:14:36,429 01:14:37,388 Uh, well, Uh, well,
1469 01:14:39,015 01:14:41,142 she told me that you like me a lot. she told me that you like me a lot.
1470 01:14:41,225 01:14:43,978 Well, she's a liar. She's a known liar. Well, she's a liar. She's a known liar.
1471 01:14:44,061 01:14:44,896 What is this? What is this?
1472 01:14:45,146 01:14:51,068 {\an8}Jillian wants me to take her to an exhibit of abnormal skulls at the Mütter Museum. {\an8}Jillian wants me to take her to an exhibit of abnormal skulls at the Mütter Museum.
1473 01:14:51,652 01:14:52,820 Do you need me to get out of here? Do you need me to get out of here?
1474 01:14:52,904 01:14:54,739 No, no. No, I was gonna see if you wanted to come. No, no. No, I was gonna see if you wanted to come.
1475 01:14:55,114 01:14:57,575 -You want me to meet your daughter? -Is that a bad idea? -You want me to meet your daughter? -Is that a bad idea?
1476 01:14:58,743 01:15:02,371 No. I really, really like kids. No. I really, really like kids.
1477 01:15:04,916 01:15:06,459 - Oh, my God. - Oh, I know. - Oh, my God. - Oh, I know.
1478 01:15:06,542 01:15:08,127 -Have you read this article? -Mm-mmm. -Have you read this article? -Mm-mmm.
1479 01:15:08,669 01:15:11,047 This Chaffee Backnell lady. This Chaffee Backnell lady.
1480 01:15:11,130 01:15:13,257 -Bicknell. -She is a piece of work. -Bicknell. -She is a piece of work.
1481 01:15:13,341 01:15:15,801 I mean, her whole surrogacy process is I mean, her whole surrogacy process is
1482 01:15:16,093 01:15:17,929 very science-fictiony. very science-fictiony.
1483 01:15:18,221 01:15:19,889 There's so many kids that need to be adopted. There's so many kids that need to be adopted.
1484 01:15:19,972 01:15:21,265 Well, adoption can take years. Well, adoption can take years.
1485 01:15:21,390 01:15:25,478 And these people would pay, like, you know, $50,000, in order to... And these people would pay, like, you know, $50,000, in order to...
1486 01:15:25,561 01:15:27,104 It's $100,000, actually. It's $100,000, actually.
1487 01:15:27,188 01:15:31,025 You know, have your baby custom-carried by a gestation assistant. You know, have your baby custom-carried by a gestation assistant.
1488 01:15:31,108 01:15:31,943 What is that? What is that?
1489 01:15:32,652 01:15:34,946 Well, I think it's probably more complicated than it seems. Well, I think it's probably more complicated than it seems.
1490 01:15:35,029 01:15:36,864 A lot of rich people getting what they want. A lot of rich people getting what they want.
1491 01:15:38,658 01:15:40,826 Oh. I hate that song. Oh. I hate that song.
1492 01:15:45,331 01:15:47,291 -Here you go. You got it? -Yeah, I'm good. -Here you go. You got it? -Yeah, I'm good.
1493 01:15:47,375 01:15:48,459 So, do you feel good about yourself? So, do you feel good about yourself?
1494 01:15:48,543 01:15:51,254 You're just going to let Kate go ahead and have this whole baby shower, right? You're just going to let Kate go ahead and have this whole baby shower, right?
1495 01:15:51,337 01:15:53,005 You don't realize how ruthless that is, right? You don't realize how ruthless that is, right?
1496 01:15:53,589 01:15:56,050 Hey, man, that's a sweet cake. That's tight. That's tight. Hey, man, that's a sweet cake. That's tight. That's tight.
1497 01:15:56,133 01:15:57,718 Service entrance, straight to the terrace. Service entrance, straight to the terrace.
1498 01:15:57,802 01:15:58,636 What am I supposed to do? What am I supposed to do?
1499 01:15:58,719 01:16:01,347 Tell her today, in front of all of her friends and her family? Tell her today, in front of all of her friends and her family?
1500 01:16:01,430 01:16:03,599 No, no, no. Wait till the child is, like, nine years old, No, no, no. Wait till the child is, like, nine years old,
1501 01:16:03,724 01:16:05,434 and then tell her, like my first ex did me. and then tell her, like my first ex did me.
1502 01:16:05,518 01:16:07,186 Okay, I'm going to tell her tonight. Okay, I'm going to tell her tonight.
1503 01:16:08,479 01:16:09,438 Or Monday. Or Monday.
1504 01:16:10,356 01:16:13,150 But then it'll ruin her week, so maybe I should wait till Friday. But then it'll ruin her week, so maybe I should wait till Friday.
1505 01:16:13,234 01:16:15,278 Then it would ruin her weekend, so maybe I should... Then it would ruin her weekend, so maybe I should...
1506 01:16:15,361 01:16:16,654 I don't know when I'm gonna tell her. I don't know when I'm gonna tell her.
1507 01:16:17,238 01:16:19,115 When's the best day to tell someone horrible news? When's the best day to tell someone horrible news?
1508 01:16:19,365 01:16:20,324 Yesterday. Yesterday.
1509 01:16:23,202 01:16:26,038 I tell you, a pagan birth is a fascinating thing. I tell you, a pagan birth is a fascinating thing.
1510 01:16:26,122 01:16:27,331 You know, now that I've done it myself, You know, now that I've done it myself,
1511 01:16:27,415 01:16:29,709 it seems crazy not to eat the placenta. it seems crazy not to eat the placenta.
1512 01:16:30,918 01:16:32,920 I'm sorry, did you say polenta or placenta? I'm sorry, did you say polenta or placenta?
1513 01:16:33,004 01:16:34,714 Placenta, the afterbirth, yeah. Placenta, the afterbirth, yeah.
1514 01:16:35,131 01:16:37,216 Ashley turned us onto it... Ashley turned us onto it...
1515 01:16:40,261 01:16:41,304 Angie. Angie.
1516 01:16:41,887 01:16:43,514 Hi, I'm Caroline, Hi, I'm Caroline,
1517 01:16:43,639 01:16:46,225 -Kate's sister. Nice to meet you. -Hi, nice to meet you. -Kate's sister. Nice to meet you. -Hi, nice to meet you.
1518 01:16:46,309 01:16:48,436 And this is our mother, Rose. And this is our mother, Rose.
1519 01:16:48,561 01:16:49,645 Hi, nice to meet you. Hi, nice to meet you.
1520 01:16:49,729 01:16:50,813 How do you do? How do you do?
1521 01:16:50,896 01:16:53,190 So, tell me, once the baby is born, So, tell me, once the baby is born,
1522 01:16:53,274 01:16:56,861 will you just go away, or shall I expect you at Christmas? will you just go away, or shall I expect you at Christmas?
1523 01:16:56,944 01:16:58,654 -Mom. -What? -Mom. -What?
1524 01:16:59,071 01:17:02,617 This is a reasonable question. All my friends are asking. This is a reasonable question. All my friends are asking.
1525 01:17:02,700 01:17:04,327 Well, we haven't really talked about it. Well, we haven't really talked about it.
1526 01:17:04,410 01:17:05,953 No, there's not a lot of stuff we've talked about, No, there's not a lot of stuff we've talked about,
1527 01:17:06,037 01:17:07,496 we have a lot of stuff to talk about. we have a lot of stuff to talk about.
1528 01:17:07,580 01:17:10,291 I think Angie might want to visit the baby a few times a year. I think Angie might want to visit the baby a few times a year.
1529 01:17:10,541 01:17:13,419 You know, or I might be out of town, I don't know where I'm going. You know, or I might be out of town, I don't know where I'm going.
1530 01:17:13,502 01:17:16,339 I mean, I think I've got plans, but I'll definitely call. I mean, I think I've got plans, but I'll definitely call.
1531 01:17:16,422 01:17:19,133 Summer, if we're on vacation, maybe Angie would want to come with us some time. Summer, if we're on vacation, maybe Angie would want to come with us some time.
1532 01:17:19,216 01:17:20,426 And who knows where we're going to be in a year? And who knows where we're going to be in a year?
1533 01:17:20,509 01:17:22,470 I think it's really important that she remain a part of the baby's life. I think it's really important that she remain a part of the baby's life.
1534 01:17:22,553 01:17:24,805 Yeah, you know, or completely separate. Yeah, you know, or completely separate.
1535 01:17:25,848 01:17:27,141 We're just going to play it fast and loose, We're just going to play it fast and loose,
1536 01:17:27,224 01:17:29,268 you know, just see how it all shakes out. you know, just see how it all shakes out.
1537 01:17:30,645 01:17:31,937 Always been my motto. Always been my motto.
1538 01:17:45,826 01:17:47,912 -Rob? Hi. -Hi. -Rob? Hi. -Hi.
1539 01:17:48,287 01:17:50,498 Hey, I know it's your sister's baby shower, Hey, I know it's your sister's baby shower,
1540 01:17:50,581 01:17:53,209 just, you haven't called me in days. I thought maybe I did something wrong. just, you haven't called me in days. I thought maybe I did something wrong.
1541 01:17:53,292 01:17:54,627 No, you didn't do anything. No, you didn't do anything.
1542 01:17:54,960 01:17:56,629 Is it because I wanted to introduce you to my kid? Is it because I wanted to introduce you to my kid?
1543 01:17:56,712 01:17:58,255 No, Rob, I just... No, Rob, I just...
1544 01:17:58,422 01:18:00,466 I think you and I view the world differently. I think you and I view the world differently.
1545 01:18:00,800 01:18:03,010 Bad news people, party's over. Bad news people, party's over.
1546 01:18:03,678 01:18:05,471 -Start heading for the door. -Who let him in here? -Start heading for the door. -Who let him in here?
1547 01:18:05,763 01:18:07,264 Carl, don't say something stupid. Carl, don't say something stupid.
1548 01:18:07,890 01:18:09,558 Oh. She hasn't told you. Oh. She hasn't told you.
1549 01:18:10,351 01:18:11,727 I thought since you guys were best friends, I thought since you guys were best friends,
1550 01:18:11,811 01:18:13,145 -she probably told you everything. -Shut your mouth, Carl. -she probably told you everything. -Shut your mouth, Carl.
1551 01:18:13,396 01:18:14,647 What is going on? What is going on?
1552 01:18:15,064 01:18:17,274 She's not even pregnant, okay? She's not even pregnant, okay?
1553 01:18:17,483 01:18:18,734 I mean, look. I mean, look.
1554 01:18:19,985 01:18:21,237 Angie, what is that? Angie, what is that?
1555 01:18:22,613 01:18:23,614 Feel it. Feel it.
1556 01:18:25,533 01:18:27,451 -It's moving. -Yeah, it's a baby. -It's moving. -Yeah, it's a baby.
1557 01:18:28,494 01:18:29,495 And it's yours. And it's yours.
1558 01:18:30,579 01:18:31,622 What are you saying? What are you saying?
1559 01:18:31,706 01:18:35,418 Kate, I really tried to make you a baby, I swear. Kate, I really tried to make you a baby, I swear.
1560 01:18:35,501 01:18:36,544 What are you saying? What are you saying?
1561 01:18:36,627 01:18:37,753 We took a test We took a test
1562 01:18:37,837 01:18:40,256 as soon as we got home, and the procedure didn't work. as soon as we got home, and the procedure didn't work.
1563 01:18:40,506 01:18:43,509 And I was real, you know, horny, because of all the hormones. And I was real, you know, horny, because of all the hormones.
1564 01:18:43,968 01:18:45,094 So we did it. So we did it.
1565 01:18:45,720 01:18:46,929 I felt like a failure. I felt like a failure.
1566 01:18:47,221 01:18:48,889 And Carl told me you were going to get somebody else. And Carl told me you were going to get somebody else.
1567 01:18:48,973 01:18:51,517 Those hormones can also give you a false negative. Those hormones can also give you a false negative.
1568 01:18:51,600 01:18:54,729 That's why they want you to wait two weeks before you take a test. That's why they want you to wait two weeks before you take a test.
1569 01:18:54,812 01:18:57,148 -Wait, what? -So she might not be pregnant? -Wait, what? -So she might not be pregnant?
1570 01:18:57,231 01:18:59,316 Yo, where you escape from, man? Yo, where you escape from, man?
1571 01:18:59,400 01:19:02,653 I'm saying the baby might be Carl's, but it might still be mine. I'm saying the baby might be Carl's, but it might still be mine.
1572 01:19:02,737 01:19:04,113 Okay, then forget what I said. Okay, then forget what I said.
1573 01:19:04,447 01:19:05,489 I'm trying to play catch-up here. I'm trying to play catch-up here.
1574 01:19:05,573 01:19:07,867 So you got your sister pregnant, So you got your sister pregnant,
1575 01:19:07,950 01:19:09,952 -but she slept with him? -No, she's not my sister. -but she slept with him? -No, she's not my sister.
1576 01:19:10,035 01:19:12,955 She's an ignorant, white-trash woman that I paid to carry my kid. She's an ignorant, white-trash woman that I paid to carry my kid.
1577 01:19:15,124 01:19:16,125 I deserve that. I deserve that.
1578 01:19:16,208 01:19:17,084 No, you don't. No, you don't.
1579 01:19:17,168 01:19:18,377 How could you do that? How could you do that?
1580 01:19:18,669 01:19:20,212 This is why I didn't call you back, Rob, This is why I didn't call you back, Rob,
1581 01:19:20,296 01:19:22,965 because this is the kind of selfish, science-fiction shit because this is the kind of selfish, science-fiction shit
1582 01:19:23,048 01:19:24,300 that you don't want any part of. that you don't want any part of.
1583 01:19:26,051 01:19:28,721 Well, the upside is, it looks like I might be a dad. Well, the upside is, it looks like I might be a dad.
1584 01:19:29,138 01:19:31,599 So if it's a boy, I want to marry you. So if it's a boy, I want to marry you.
1585 01:19:31,682 01:19:32,725 Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
1586 01:19:34,185 01:19:35,144 What? What?
1587 01:19:35,936 01:19:37,730 I'm so sorry about what's happened. I'm so sorry about what's happened.
1588 01:19:37,813 01:19:40,441 But I think it's best to wait until the pregnancy is far enough along But I think it's best to wait until the pregnancy is far enough along
1589 01:19:40,524 01:19:43,027 for DNA testing, before we do anything drastic. for DNA testing, before we do anything drastic.
1590 01:19:45,571 01:19:46,739 That was quite a kick. That was quite a kick.
1591 01:19:46,906 01:19:47,990 How can you be pregnant? How can you be pregnant?
1592 01:19:48,073 01:19:49,742 Your eggs are from the '40s. Your eggs are from the '40s.
1593 01:19:51,744 01:19:52,745 You're upset. You're upset.
1594 01:19:53,287 01:19:55,998 And you're saying hurtful things. It's understandable. And you're saying hurtful things. It's understandable.
1595 01:19:56,248 01:19:58,334 We'll have a DNA sample sent to the lab. We'll have a DNA sample sent to the lab.
1596 01:19:58,751 01:20:00,711 The rest will be handled in family court. The rest will be handled in family court.
1597 01:20:01,295 01:20:03,631 Of course, if the baby turns out not to be yours, Of course, if the baby turns out not to be yours,
1598 01:20:04,215 01:20:05,382 we'll waive our fees. we'll waive our fees.
1599 01:20:08,219 01:20:09,887 What about all the background checks? What about all the background checks?
1600 01:20:09,970 01:20:12,181 Passed. With flying colors. Passed. With flying colors.
1601 01:20:12,640 01:20:14,767 You were living with her, and you didn't notice anything. You were living with her, and you didn't notice anything.
1602 01:20:15,768 01:20:17,061 She fooled us, Kate. She fooled us, Kate.
1603 01:20:17,478 01:20:18,771 She fooled us all. She fooled us all.
1604 01:20:20,648 01:20:21,941 I fooled myself. I fooled myself.
1605 01:20:33,911 01:20:36,163 I booked you a room here, until we sort this out. I booked you a room here, until we sort this out.
1606 01:20:37,623 01:20:39,041 So you're done with me, now, is that it? So you're done with me, now, is that it?
1607 01:20:39,625 01:20:40,793 You don't need me anymore? You don't need me anymore?
1608 01:20:40,876 01:20:43,796 Gonna try to find some other lowlife you can use Gonna try to find some other lowlife you can use
1609 01:20:43,879 01:20:45,631 to give you everything you ever wanted? to give you everything you ever wanted?
1610 01:20:45,714 01:20:47,049 I'm not gonna do this. I'm not gonna do this.
1611 01:20:47,508 01:20:49,009 You know, you think you're better than me... You know, you think you're better than me...
1612 01:20:49,093 01:20:52,054 I am certain that I am better than you. I am certain that I am better than you.
1613 01:20:52,721 01:20:54,431 Okay, we're being honest now? Okay, we're being honest now?
1614 01:20:55,015 01:20:57,351 Here's one. I can have a baby, and you can't. Here's one. I can have a baby, and you can't.
1615 01:20:57,434 01:20:58,519 And that drives you crazy. And that drives you crazy.
1616 01:20:58,602 01:20:59,770 Get out of my car. Get out of my car.
1617 01:21:03,107 01:21:05,192 Your stupid space car's locked me in. Your stupid space car's locked me in.
1618 01:21:05,609 01:21:07,194 Don't touch it when I'm touching it. Don't touch it when I'm touching it.
1619 01:21:08,863 01:21:09,864 Just open it! Just open it!
1620 01:21:09,947 01:21:11,490 Yeah, you bang on the door, that's how you open it. Yeah, you bang on the door, that's how you open it.
1621 01:21:11,574 01:21:13,325 Well, you can't even find the stupid... Well, you can't even find the stupid...
1622 01:21:13,409 01:21:14,451 Raised by wolves! Raised by wolves!
1623 01:21:14,702 01:21:15,744 Tell me how to open it! Tell me how to open it!
1624 01:21:15,828 01:21:18,205 Stop touching it, and I will open it. Stop touching it, and I will open it.
1625 01:21:19,999 01:21:21,208 It is open now. It is open now.
1626 01:21:21,333 01:21:22,376 Good. Good.
1627 01:21:43,647 01:21:46,233 Look, buddy, you don't have to sell me on the product, I'm already in. Look, buddy, you don't have to sell me on the product, I'm already in.
1628 01:21:46,317 01:21:47,318 Here's what I'm asking. Here's what I'm asking.
1629 01:21:47,401 01:21:48,986 Do you have a discount policy Do you have a discount policy
1630 01:21:49,069 01:21:51,655 if you're related to one of the girls that's gone wild? if you're related to one of the girls that's gone wild?
1631 01:21:53,699 01:21:57,494 ♪ Fading out of sight ♪ ♪ Fading out of sight ♪
1632 01:21:58,537 01:22:01,999 ♪ Into the back of your mind ♪ ♪ Into the back of your mind ♪
1633 01:22:03,208 01:22:08,047 ♪ All this water under the bridge ♪ ♪ All this water under the bridge ♪
1634 01:22:09,214 01:22:12,217 ♪ Everything comes sneaking back ♪ ♪ Everything comes sneaking back ♪
1635 01:22:13,761 01:22:16,972 ♪ And we didn't talk after that ♪ ♪ And we didn't talk after that ♪
1636 01:22:18,766 01:22:22,144 ♪ Nobody saw you fall ♪ ♪ Nobody saw you fall ♪
1637 01:22:23,562 01:22:26,565 ♪ Nobody saw you fall ♪ ♪ Nobody saw you fall ♪
1638 01:22:28,317 01:22:31,278 ♪ Nobody saw you fall ♪ ♪ Nobody saw you fall ♪
1639 01:22:34,281 01:22:37,076 Enjoy it, Kate. This is your baby. Enjoy it, Kate. This is your baby.
1640 01:22:39,870 01:22:42,122 I'm going to go hide this shell somewhere in the store. I'm going to go hide this shell somewhere in the store.
1641 01:22:47,795 01:22:48,629 Hey. Hey.
1642 01:22:51,674 01:22:53,842 Can I get an "Orange You Glad I Didn't Say Banana"? Can I get an "Orange You Glad I Didn't Say Banana"?
1643 01:23:01,141 01:23:05,020 All right. Holbrook versus Ostrowiski. All right. Holbrook versus Ostrowiski.
1644 01:23:05,104 01:23:06,271 Present. Present.
1645 01:23:06,355 01:23:08,232 I take it this is a paternity case. I take it this is a paternity case.
1646 01:23:08,732 01:23:11,235 Actually, it's a maternity case, Your Honor. Actually, it's a maternity case, Your Honor.
1647 01:23:11,485 01:23:13,988 Katherine Holbrook hired this woman to be her surrogate, Katherine Holbrook hired this woman to be her surrogate,
1648 01:23:14,071 01:23:15,739 now we're not sure whose egg this is in here. now we're not sure whose egg this is in here.
1649 01:23:15,823 01:23:16,907 What are you doing here? What are you doing here?
1650 01:23:17,491 01:23:19,994 Angie needed some legal help, so I'm helping. Angie needed some legal help, so I'm helping.
1651 01:23:20,077 01:23:22,079 -And you are? -I'm Rob Ackerman, -And you are? -I'm Rob Ackerman,
1652 01:23:22,162 01:23:24,707 formerly with the firm Swanson and Weisberg. formerly with the firm Swanson and Weisberg.
1653 01:23:24,873 01:23:26,583 -Formerly? -Yeah, now he makes -Formerly? -Yeah, now he makes
1654 01:23:26,667 01:23:27,710 fruit smoothies. fruit smoothies.
1655 01:23:28,669 01:23:30,462 You mean like Jamba Juice? You mean like Jamba Juice?
1656 01:23:32,715 01:23:35,384 Yes, Your Honor, it's exactly like Jamba Juice. Yes, Your Honor, it's exactly like Jamba Juice.
1657 01:23:35,676 01:23:37,845 'Cause I love Jamba Juice. 'Cause I love Jamba Juice.
1658 01:23:38,303 01:23:39,555 -Yeah. -Who doesn't? -Yeah. -Who doesn't?
1659 01:23:39,638 01:23:41,557 You don't need a lawyer, You don't need a lawyer,
1660 01:23:41,640 01:23:43,350 you know, we're just here to read some results. you know, we're just here to read some results.
1661 01:23:43,475 01:23:45,728 But I know that I have the right to a lawyer. But I know that I have the right to a lawyer.
1662 01:23:46,812 01:23:47,646 Objection. Objection.
1663 01:23:48,022 01:23:49,106 And you are? And you are?
1664 01:23:49,189 01:23:50,774 Carl Loomis, Your Highness. Carl Loomis, Your Highness.
1665 01:23:51,400 01:23:53,444 I'm here to seek joint custody of that fetus. I'm here to seek joint custody of that fetus.
1666 01:23:53,527 01:23:55,362 Your Honor, this dummy used to be my husband. Your Honor, this dummy used to be my husband.
1667 01:23:55,446 01:23:58,365 Did you provide a DNA sample, Mr. Loomis? Did you provide a DNA sample, Mr. Loomis?
1668 01:23:58,907 01:23:59,908 Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
1669 01:24:00,617 01:24:01,452 What's that now? What's that now?
1670 01:24:02,703 01:24:05,998 Did you give someone a hair follicle or a vial of your blood? Did you give someone a hair follicle or a vial of your blood?
1671 01:24:07,374 01:24:09,960 No. Not as it pertains to this case. No. Not as it pertains to this case.
1672 01:24:10,044 01:24:11,670 All right, then you're going to have to take a seat. All right, then you're going to have to take a seat.
1673 01:24:11,754 01:24:13,005 And if you disrupt the proceedings again, And if you disrupt the proceedings again,
1674 01:24:13,088 01:24:14,965 I'll ask the bailiff to escort you out. I'll ask the bailiff to escort you out.
1675 01:24:15,632 01:24:16,675 Not scared of her. Not scared of her.
1676 01:24:17,176 01:24:18,135 May I have the lab results, please? May I have the lab results, please?
1677 01:24:18,218 01:24:20,763 Okay, I would like to testify on behalf of the prosecution. Okay, I would like to testify on behalf of the prosecution.
1678 01:24:20,846 01:24:22,431 There is no prosecution. There is no prosecution.
1679 01:24:22,681 01:24:23,682 Aye, aye, sir. Aye, aye, sir.
1680 01:24:23,766 01:24:24,892 If you insist, If you insist,
1681 01:24:24,975 01:24:27,061 you can make a statement and have it entered on the record. you can make a statement and have it entered on the record.
1682 01:24:27,269 01:24:29,021 -No, no, that's not necessary. -No, I insist. -No, no, that's not necessary. -No, I insist.
1683 01:24:29,229 01:24:30,689 I would like to say something. I would like to say something.
1684 01:24:32,941 01:24:34,068 I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
1685 01:24:35,235 01:24:36,737 I never should have listened to Carl. I never should have listened to Carl.
1686 01:24:37,946 01:24:40,991 I should have done the right thing. I just... I should have done the right thing. I just...
1687 01:24:41,241 01:24:43,577 This whole thing made you feel so happy. This whole thing made you feel so happy.
1688 01:24:44,036 01:24:45,788 And it made me feel so important. And it made me feel so important.
1689 01:24:47,664 01:24:49,083 I should have told you the truth. I should have told you the truth.
1690 01:24:49,166 01:24:50,584 And I'm sorry I didn't. And I'm sorry I didn't.
1691 01:24:52,294 01:24:53,504 I was just scared. I was just scared.
1692 01:24:55,506 01:24:56,924 I also want to thank you. I also want to thank you.
1693 01:24:58,884 01:25:02,137 I didn't like it sometimes, but you made me grow up. I didn't like it sometimes, but you made me grow up.
1694 01:25:03,305 01:25:05,474 I know I was supposed to help you have a baby. I know I was supposed to help you have a baby.
1695 01:25:06,350 01:25:08,519 But you ended up teaching me how to be a mother. But you ended up teaching me how to be a mother.
1696 01:25:10,938 01:25:13,607 So, thank you. And I'm sorry. So, thank you. And I'm sorry.
1697 01:25:15,734 01:25:17,319 She'd be a great mom, Your Honor. She'd be a great mom, Your Honor.
1698 01:25:17,903 01:25:18,946 Kid wouldn't get away with shit. Kid wouldn't get away with shit.
1699 01:25:19,029 01:25:20,823 Let's watch the language, please. Let's watch the language, please.
1700 01:25:20,906 01:25:22,908 Freedom of speech, look it up, it's in the thing... Freedom of speech, look it up, it's in the thing...
1701 01:25:22,991 01:25:25,577 What Ms. Ostrowiski is trying to say, Your Honor, What Ms. Ostrowiski is trying to say, Your Honor,
1702 01:25:25,661 01:25:27,412 is that what she did was wrong. is that what she did was wrong.
1703 01:25:28,038 01:25:29,706 It was extremely wrong. It was extremely wrong.
1704 01:25:29,998 01:25:30,999 Cool it, you're my lawyer. Cool it, you're my lawyer.
1705 01:25:31,083 01:25:33,377 And one of these lies, it's so easy for them to spin out of control. And one of these lies, it's so easy for them to spin out of control.
1706 01:25:33,460 01:25:36,255 This guy, Carl Loomis, he lied to Angie. This guy, Carl Loomis, he lied to Angie.
1707 01:25:36,421 01:25:39,424 And then Angie lied to Kate, and Kate lied to me, And then Angie lied to Kate, and Kate lied to me,
1708 01:25:39,967 01:25:42,511 and it was a mistake. I mean, it was a... and it was a mistake. I mean, it was a...
1709 01:25:43,137 01:25:46,557 It's a mess, this is all a... It's a mess. This is a real mess. It's a mess, this is all a... It's a mess. This is a real mess.
1710 01:25:46,723 01:25:48,559 That's the worst closing argument I've ever heard. That's the worst closing argument I've ever heard.
1711 01:25:48,642 01:25:51,937 Yeah, I know. I know. I'm a little rusty. Yeah, I know. I know. I'm a little rusty.
1712 01:25:52,020 01:25:55,399 Kate. I just never wanted to come back Kate. I just never wanted to come back
1713 01:25:55,899 01:25:58,235 into a courtroom ever again. into a courtroom ever again.
1714 01:26:00,863 01:26:02,072 And I came here for you. And I came here for you.
1715 01:26:02,990 01:26:04,032 Thank you. Thank you.
1716 01:26:04,783 01:26:05,909 I rest my case. I rest my case.
1717 01:26:07,411 01:26:09,413 Your Honor, I think we are more than ready Your Honor, I think we are more than ready
1718 01:26:09,621 01:26:10,914 for you to read the results. for you to read the results.
1719 01:26:14,209 01:26:16,420 Let the record show that the DNA test Let the record show that the DNA test
1720 01:26:16,670 01:26:18,881 indicates that Ms. Holbrook indicates that Ms. Holbrook
1721 01:26:20,424 01:26:22,259 is not the mother of this child. is not the mother of this child.
1722 01:26:50,412 01:26:51,496 Okay to get home? Okay to get home?
1723 01:26:51,580 01:26:52,873 Of course. Yeah. Of course. Yeah.
1724 01:26:55,167 01:26:58,503 I remember the day I found out I was going to have a kid. I remember the day I found out I was going to have a kid.
1725 01:26:59,588 01:27:02,466 Wow. I'll never take it for granted again. Wow. I'll never take it for granted again.
1726 01:27:04,593 01:27:06,470 Well, I'd still like to meet that kid some time. Well, I'd still like to meet that kid some time.
1727 01:27:06,803 01:27:08,513 I'll give you a call. You come by the store. I'll give you a call. You come by the store.
1728 01:27:09,723 01:27:11,767 Okay, I'll definitely come by. Okay, I'll definitely come by.
1729 01:27:12,684 01:27:13,769 Okay. Okay.
1730 01:27:14,811 01:27:16,063 I'm sorry, Kate. I'm sorry, Kate.
1731 01:27:16,480 01:27:17,564 It's okay. It's okay.
1732 01:27:17,940 01:27:19,066 I just threw up. I just threw up.
1733 01:27:29,159 01:27:30,953 You look nice in a suit, by the way. You look nice in a suit, by the way.
1734 01:27:37,709 01:27:40,963 ♪ It's not Christmas If the snow don't fall ♪ ♪ It's not Christmas If the snow don't fall ♪
1735 01:27:41,380 01:27:44,925 ♪ And I'm still standing here Three feet small ♪ ♪ And I'm still standing here Three feet small ♪
1736 01:27:45,217 01:27:48,553 ♪ Lose our troubles because after all ♪ ♪ Lose our troubles because after all ♪
1737 01:27:48,887 01:27:50,764 ♪ It's Christmas time ♪ ♪ It's Christmas time ♪
1738 01:27:54,601 01:27:58,480 ♪ It's Christmas time... ♪ ♪ It's Christmas time... ♪
1739 01:27:59,940 01:28:01,066 Angie. Angie.
1740 01:28:02,442 01:28:03,485 Hey. Hey.
1741 01:28:05,445 01:28:07,489 So, I guess I'll see you later? So, I guess I'll see you later?
1742 01:28:08,490 01:28:09,908 Probably not, actually. Probably not, actually.
1743 01:28:10,826 01:28:11,827 Right. Right.
1744 01:28:12,953 01:28:14,496 I've been off Dr. Pepper for two weeks. I've been off Dr. Pepper for two weeks.
1745 01:28:16,707 01:28:17,541 This is water. This is water.
1746 01:28:18,542 01:28:19,626 Good for you. Good for you.
1747 01:28:20,002 01:28:21,044 Thanks. Thanks.
1748 01:28:24,381 01:28:25,882 Angie, I think your water broke. Angie, I think your water broke.
1749 01:28:26,091 01:28:27,175 Wait, what? Wait, what?
1750 01:28:27,259 01:28:28,593 Your water is breaking. Your water is breaking.
1751 01:28:28,677 01:28:30,178 I got to get a bus to take me to the hospital. I got to get a bus to take me to the hospital.
1752 01:28:30,262 01:28:31,263 Let me drive you, I'll drive you. Let me drive you, I'll drive you.
1753 01:28:31,346 01:28:32,639 Okay, hold this. Okay, hold this.
1754 01:28:32,764 01:28:34,224 -I'm not due for three weeks. -I know. -I'm not due for three weeks. -I know.
1755 01:28:34,433 01:28:35,434 Should we clean that up? Should we clean that up?
1756 01:28:35,517 01:28:37,102 No, somebody else will get that. No, somebody else will get that.
1757 01:28:46,361 01:28:47,571 This is really happening, isn't it? This is really happening, isn't it?
1758 01:28:48,363 01:28:49,614 This is really happening. This is really happening.
1759 01:28:50,198 01:28:52,242 It's so weird, 'cause I feel totally calm. It's so weird, 'cause I feel totally calm.
1760 01:28:52,826 01:28:55,162 Come on, it feels like I'm shitting a knife. Come on, it feels like I'm shitting a knife.
1761 01:28:55,245 01:28:57,497 -Okay. -Why won't you bitches help me? -Okay. -Why won't you bitches help me?
1762 01:28:57,581 01:28:58,582 Just breathe. Just breathe.
1763 01:28:58,665 01:29:01,043 -Okay, I'll take it from here. -I want to go with her. -Okay, I'll take it from here. -I want to go with her.
1764 01:29:01,126 01:29:02,336 Are you family? Are you family?
1765 01:29:02,419 01:29:03,462 She's my sister. She's my sister.
1766 01:29:03,545 01:29:04,713 Well, okay. Well, okay.
1767 01:29:04,921 01:29:06,256 Oh, God, holy... Oh, God, holy...
1768 01:29:08,216 01:29:10,135 This way. Sorry, sorry. This way. Sorry, sorry.
1769 01:29:10,594 01:29:12,512 - Give me some drugs. Give me this. - You don't need drugs. - Give me some drugs. Give me this. - You don't need drugs.
1770 01:29:12,596 01:29:14,014 -I want those drugs. -No. -I want those drugs. -No.
1771 01:29:14,097 01:29:15,724 You'll never get me, pig! You'll never get me, pig!
1772 01:29:17,267 01:29:18,602 Get out of my way! Get out of my way!
1773 01:29:18,727 01:29:19,936 Oh, God! Oh, God!
1774 01:29:20,020 01:29:21,605 Angie! Angie!
1775 01:29:25,442 01:29:27,569 Is that guy dead? Is he dead? Is that guy dead? Is he dead?
1776 01:29:27,819 01:29:29,905 We need some olive oil to rub on my taint. We need some olive oil to rub on my taint.
1777 01:29:29,988 01:29:31,365 It's too late. It's too late. It's too late. It's too late.
1778 01:29:32,824 01:29:34,117 Okay, this is gonna go great. Okay, this is gonna go great.
1779 01:29:34,701 01:29:36,536 -Yeah. -Kate. -Yeah. -Kate.
1780 01:29:38,538 01:29:39,706 It's twins. It's twins.
1781 01:29:42,667 01:29:43,668 Gross. Gross.
1782 01:29:44,461 01:29:45,712 I don't know what you're crying about. I don't know what you're crying about.
1783 01:29:45,796 01:29:46,963 I gotta walk out of here alone. I gotta walk out of here alone.
1784 01:29:47,047 01:29:49,508 That's a good joke, Dr. Manheim. That's a good joke, Dr. Manheim.
1785 01:29:51,009 01:29:51,968 Okay. Okay.
1786 01:29:52,052 01:29:53,720 Okay, and give me a big one. Okay, and give me a big one.
1787 01:29:53,804 01:29:57,057 Big one! Whoa! Big one! Whoa!
1788 01:29:58,058 01:30:00,143 Nothing. Okay. All right, ready? Nothing. Okay. All right, ready?
1789 01:30:00,310 01:30:02,729 Kate, I'm so glad you're here. Kate, I'm so glad you're here.
1790 01:30:03,230 01:30:04,231 You don't look good, by the way. You don't look good, by the way.
1791 01:30:04,314 01:30:05,690 I feel a little dizzy. I feel a little dizzy.
1792 01:30:05,982 01:30:07,734 -Okay. -Okay, and give me a big one. -Okay. -Okay, and give me a big one.
1793 01:30:07,943 01:30:09,653 Big one! Whoa! Big one! Whoa!
1794 01:30:15,784 01:30:16,785 Good morning. Good morning.
1795 01:30:22,290 01:30:23,875 -Hi. -How are you feeling? -Hi. -How are you feeling?
1796 01:30:24,000 01:30:26,753 Embarrassed. I fainted in the delivery room. Embarrassed. I fainted in the delivery room.
1797 01:30:26,878 01:30:28,713 Well, Oscar's bringing you a change of clothes, Well, Oscar's bringing you a change of clothes,
1798 01:30:28,797 01:30:30,924 and Mom is here, in case you die. and Mom is here, in case you die.
1799 01:30:31,007 01:30:32,050 Great. Great.
1800 01:30:32,134 01:30:34,386 And somebody else wants to say hi. Hey. And somebody else wants to say hi. Hey.
1801 01:30:37,430 01:30:38,598 It's embarrassing. It's embarrassing.
1802 01:30:42,310 01:30:44,437 I'm scared your friend, Angie, has me on speed dial. I'm scared your friend, Angie, has me on speed dial.
1803 01:30:44,604 01:30:47,023 She called me, like, ten times to get down here and take care of you. She called me, like, ten times to get down here and take care of you.
1804 01:30:47,107 01:30:48,483 - Me, too. - How is she? - Me, too. - How is she?
1805 01:30:48,567 01:30:49,651 How is the baby? How is the baby?
1806 01:30:49,734 01:30:52,028 Great, she's just... She's beautiful. Great, she's just... She's beautiful.
1807 01:30:52,112 01:30:53,071 It's a girl. It's a girl.
1808 01:30:53,155 01:30:54,573 Got a smile... Got a smile...
1809 01:30:54,656 01:30:56,408 -Good morning. -Hello. -Good morning. -Hello.
1810 01:30:56,491 01:30:58,577 Hi. Hi, there. Hi. Hi. Hi, there. Hi.
1811 01:30:59,578 01:31:00,996 Could I have a moment alone with Kate, please? Could I have a moment alone with Kate, please?
1812 01:31:01,079 01:31:03,790 Sure. I'm going to go check on Mom. Sure. I'm going to go check on Mom.
1813 01:31:05,876 01:31:07,502 Hi. How can I help you? Hi. How can I help you?
1814 01:31:07,586 01:31:10,672 Hi. Well, we got your blood work back. Hi. Well, we got your blood work back.
1815 01:31:10,755 01:31:13,633 You are slightly anemic, which explains the fainting. You are slightly anemic, which explains the fainting.
1816 01:31:13,717 01:31:15,093 But there's something else you need to know. But there's something else you need to know.
1817 01:31:15,177 01:31:16,219 You're pregnant. You're pregnant.
1818 01:31:17,721 01:31:18,763 That's impossible. That's impossible.
1819 01:31:19,181 01:31:21,725 I paid a man thousands of dollars to tell me that that's impossible. I paid a man thousands of dollars to tell me that that's impossible.
1820 01:31:21,892 01:31:25,770 Well, you're only about eight weeks along, but you are definitely pregnant. Well, you're only about eight weeks along, but you are definitely pregnant.
1821 01:31:25,854 01:31:27,939 He said the chances were one in a million. He said the chances were one in a million.
1822 01:31:28,064 01:31:30,984 Well, I'd start buying lottery tickets, if I were you. Well, I'd start buying lottery tickets, if I were you.
1823 01:31:31,401 01:31:33,486 Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
1824 01:31:33,570 01:31:34,738 Congrats. Congrats.
1825 01:31:37,782 01:31:38,825 Rob. Rob.
1826 01:31:43,246 01:31:44,873 -I'm pregnant. -What? -I'm pregnant. -What?
1827 01:31:44,956 01:31:45,916 I'm pregnant. I'm pregnant.
1828 01:31:49,127 01:31:49,961 You okay? You okay?
1829 01:31:50,795 01:31:51,838 Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
1830 01:31:54,466 01:31:56,760 Hi. Can I see her? Hi. Can I see her?
1831 01:31:58,136 01:32:00,680 She's gorgeous. What's her name? She's gorgeous. What's her name?
1832 01:32:01,348 01:32:02,891 This is Stef. This is Stef.
1833 01:32:03,642 01:32:05,477 Stephanie, that's beautiful. Stephanie, that's beautiful.
1834 01:32:06,186 01:32:08,563 No, Stefani. Like Gwen Stefani. No, Stefani. Like Gwen Stefani.
1835 01:32:09,814 01:32:11,858 Even better. Hello. Even better. Hello.
1836 01:32:12,817 01:32:14,194 Are you waking up? Are you waking up?
1837 01:32:15,362 01:32:16,488 So, you're pregnant. So, you're pregnant.
1838 01:32:17,072 01:32:18,198 How'd you know that? How'd you know that?
1839 01:32:18,281 01:32:19,407 I can read people's energies. I can read people's energies.
1840 01:32:20,992 01:32:22,369 Plus, your sister told me. Plus, your sister told me.
1841 01:32:30,001 01:32:33,338 ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪ ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
1842 01:32:33,421 01:32:38,176 ♪ Happy birthday, dear Stefani ♪ ♪ Happy birthday, dear Stefani ♪
1843 01:32:39,803 01:32:44,266 ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪ ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
1844 01:32:52,691 01:32:54,567 {\an8}Hi. {\an8}Hi.
1845 01:32:54,651 01:32:55,860 {\an8}Hey, Angie. {\an8}Hey, Angie.
1846 01:32:57,779 01:32:59,114 {\an8}Are you two still together? {\an8}Are you two still together?
1847 01:32:59,447 01:33:01,283 {\an8}No, we're not together. {\an8}No, we're not together.
1848 01:33:01,574 01:33:05,245 {\an8}He's just trying to be a better father, take some parenting classes. {\an8}He's just trying to be a better father, take some parenting classes.
1849 01:33:09,040 01:33:10,375 {\an8}He just started. {\an8}He just started.
1850 01:33:13,086 01:33:14,129 {\an8}I see you. {\an8}I see you.
1851 01:33:19,718 01:33:23,847 You think you're funny, punk? What'd I tell you about hiding from me? You think you're funny, punk? What'd I tell you about hiding from me?
1852 01:33:25,015 01:33:27,767 Quit hiding from me. You think you're funny? Quit hiding from me. You think you're funny?
1853 01:33:29,811 01:33:30,854 {\an8}Hello. {\an8}Hello.
1854 01:33:42,574 01:33:45,577 This is a gasoline-powered mini-Ninja motorcycle. This is a gasoline-powered mini-Ninja motorcycle.
1855 01:33:45,660 01:33:46,828 Oh, my God, Carl. Oh, my God, Carl.
1856 01:33:46,911 01:33:48,913 You bought a motorcycle for a one-year-old? You bought a motorcycle for a one-year-old?
1857 01:33:48,997 01:33:50,790 -That is crazy. -Really crazy. -That is crazy. -Really crazy.
1858 01:33:50,874 01:33:53,376 That's exactly what she wanted! Yay! That's exactly what she wanted! Yay!
1859 01:33:53,460 01:33:54,502 That's great. That's great.
1860 01:34:03,762 01:34:05,972 {\an8}Kate, let me give your baby my mojo. {\an8}Kate, let me give your baby my mojo.
1861 01:34:15,398 01:34:18,401 {\an8}Well, time is love. Got to run. {\an8}Well, time is love. Got to run.
1862 01:34:20,487 01:34:21,404 {\an8}Whoa! {\an8}Whoa!
1863 01:34:44,052 01:34:46,012 Oh, I love this episode. Oh, I love this episode.