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1 00:00:14,307 00:00:17,727 [music] [ Music Box: Waltz ] [music] [ Music Box: Waltz ]
2 00:01:06,776 00:01:10,405 [music] [ Orchestra: Overture, Cole Porter Medley ] [music] [ Orchestra: Overture, Cole Porter Medley ]
3 00:02:47,752 00:02:49,921 [ Horns Honking In Distance ] [ Horns Honking In Distance ]
4 00:02:58,179 00:03:00,682 [ Ticking ] [ Ticking ]
5 00:03:05,103 00:03:07,605 [ Vehicles Passing ] [ Vehicles Passing ]
6 00:03:26,457 00:03:29,002 [music] [ Ends ] [music] [ Ends ]
7 00:03:29,085 00:03:31,004 [ Applause ] [ Applause ]
8 00:03:31,087 00:03:33,006 [ Woman Scoffs ] Gentleman. Some gentleman. [ Woman Scoffs ] Gentleman. Some gentleman.
9 00:03:33,131 00:03:36,175 [ Man ] I wouldn't talk if I were you. That's one thing I am not, thank God. [ Man ] I wouldn't talk if I were you. That's one thing I am not, thank God.
10 00:03:36,259 00:03:37,677 What? You. What? You.
11 00:03:37,802 00:03:41,097 What? You, you big weasel. I'm not you. What? You, you big weasel. I'm not you.
12 00:03:42,473 00:03:44,684 Thank you. You have such a way with words. Thank you. You have such a way with words.
13 00:03:44,809 00:03:46,311 Don't. What? Don't. What?
14 00:03:46,394 00:03:48,104 Touch the lights. Touch the lights.
15 00:03:48,187 00:03:50,940 Oh, yes, I keep forgetting. You love dark rooms. Oh, yes, I keep forgetting. You love dark rooms.
16 00:03:51,024 00:03:52,859 Yeah? Like a bat. Yeah? Like a bat.
17 00:03:52,942 00:03:55,069 I'd rather be a bat than a duck. I'd rather be a bat than a duck.
18 00:03:55,153 00:03:56,613 Hmm. Thought I was a weasel. Hmm. Thought I was a weasel.
19 00:03:56,696 00:03:58,698 You are a weasel and a duck. You are a weasel and a duck.
20 00:03:58,823 00:04:02,410 Rather intriguing combination, I'd say. What? Rather intriguing combination, I'd say. What?
21 00:04:02,493 00:04:05,038 Never mind. You're too drunk to follow anything intricate. Never mind. You're too drunk to follow anything intricate.
22 00:04:05,163 00:04:06,915 Oh, yeah? Where are you going? Home. Oh, yeah? Where are you going? Home.
23 00:04:07,040 00:04:08,666 To mother. On the next train. To mother. On the next train.
24 00:04:08,750 00:04:10,251 Oh, that's sweet. Oh, that's sweet.
25 00:04:10,335 00:04:13,212 All I do is just take a few drinks to unwind from the show... All I do is just take a few drinks to unwind from the show...
26 00:04:13,338 00:04:15,548 Unravel, you mean. Come again. Unravel, you mean. Come again.
27 00:04:15,632 00:04:18,259 No, I don't believe I will actually. I'm rather bored with the whole thing. No, I don't believe I will actually. I'm rather bored with the whole thing.
28 00:04:18,384 00:04:19,886 You're bored. Good night. You're bored. Good night.
29 00:04:20,011 00:04:21,763 Why do you think I drink? Good-bye. Why do you think I drink? Good-bye.
30 00:04:21,846 00:04:23,348 Oh, what an exit. Oh, what an exit.
31 00:04:23,431 00:04:26,935 Theatricality, my dear, is your department. Theatricality, my dear, is your department.
32 00:04:27,018 00:04:28,770 Oh, wait a minute. Oh, wait a minute.
33 00:04:31,064 00:04:33,232 I gotta write that down someplace. I gotta write that down someplace.
34 00:04:35,985 00:04:37,487 [ Murmurs ] [ Murmurs ]
35 00:04:44,911 00:04:48,790 "Theatricality, my dear, is your department." "Theatricality, my dear, is your department."
36 00:04:48,873 00:04:50,583 Very clever. Very clever.
37 00:04:51,292 00:04:52,877 Clever. Clever.
38 00:05:06,057 00:05:07,642 [ Glass Shatters ] [ Glass Shatters ]
39 00:05:07,725 00:05:14,691 [music] With a million neon rainbows burning below me [music] [music] With a million neon rainbows burning below me [music]
40 00:05:15,525 00:05:22,073 [music] And a million blazing taxis raising a roar; [music] And a million blazing taxis raising a roar;
41 00:05:22,907 00:05:24,951 [music] Here I... [ Off-key ] am [music] [music] Here I... [ Off-key ] am [music]
42 00:05:25,034 00:05:27,370 [music] Above the town [music] [music] Above the town [music]
43 00:05:27,453 00:05:31,374 [music] In my pet pailletted gown [music] [music] In my pet pailletted gown [music]
44 00:05:31,457 00:05:35,420 [music] Down in the depths [music] [music] Down in the depths [music]
45 00:05:35,503 00:05:39,674 [music] On the 90th floor [music] [music] On the 90th floor [music]
46 00:05:44,637 00:05:46,639 Mmm! Mmm!
47 00:05:46,723 00:05:54,272 [music] While the crowds at El Morocco punish the parquet; [music] While the crowds at El Morocco punish the parquet;
48 00:05:55,440 00:05:59,694 [music] And at 21, the couples clamor for more [music] [music] And at 21, the couples clamor for more [music]
49 00:05:59,777 00:06:01,988 More! More! More! More! More! More!
50 00:06:02,071 00:06:05,575 [music] I'm deserted and depressed [music] [music] I'm deserted and depressed [music]
51 00:06:05,658 00:06:08,703 [music] In my regal eagle nest; [music] In my regal eagle nest;
52 00:06:09,954 00:06:12,498 [music] Down in the depths [music] [music] Down in the depths [music]
53 00:06:12,582 00:06:16,377 [music] On the 90th floor [music] [music] On the 90th floor [music]
54 00:06:16,461 00:06:19,964 [music] When the one you thought you wanted [music] [music] When the one you thought you wanted [music]
55 00:06:20,048 00:06:22,884 [music] Wants ms mother [music] [music] Wants ms mother [music]
56 00:06:23,634 00:06:29,432 [music] What's the use of swank and cash in the bank galore? [music] [music] What's the use of swank and cash in the bank galore? [music]
57 00:06:30,433 00:06:33,644 [music] Why, even the janitor's wife [music] [music] Why, even the janitor's wife [music]
58 00:06:33,728 00:06:36,564 [music] Has a perfectly good love life [music] [music] Has a perfectly good love life [music]
59 00:06:36,647 00:06:40,276 [music] And here am I; [music] And here am I;
60 00:06:40,359 00:06:43,404 [music] Facing tomorrow [music] [music] Facing tomorrow [music]
61 00:06:43,488 00:06:47,075 [music] Alone in my sorrow [music] [music] Alone in my sorrow [music]
62 00:06:47,158 00:06:50,411 [music] Down in the depths [music] [music] Down in the depths [music]
63 00:06:50,495 00:06:57,960 [music] On the 90th floor [music] [music] On the 90th floor [music]
64 00:06:59,337 00:07:01,255 Oh, God. Oh, God.
65 00:07:01,339 00:07:05,051 [ Chiming Hour ] [ Chiming Hour ]
66 00:07:05,134 00:07:08,387 [ Man ] All right. I'll see you and raise you 40. [ Man ] All right. I'll see you and raise you 40.
67 00:07:08,513 00:07:11,557 [ Man 2 ] That's too damn rich for me. I'm out. [ Man 3 ] Aw, Willie, you're no sport. [ Man 2 ] That's too damn rich for me. I'm out. [ Man 3 ] Aw, Willie, you're no sport.
68 00:07:11,682 00:07:13,392 [ Man 4 ] I'll see that. And you're a sap. [ Man 4 ] I'll see that. And you're a sap.
69 00:07:13,476 00:07:15,144 So am I, I guess. I'm in. So am I, I guess. I'm in.
70 00:07:15,269 00:07:18,856 Now it's up to me. That's right, Johnny boy. Cost you 40 to stay in. Now it's up to me. That's right, Johnny boy. Cost you 40 to stay in.
71 00:07:18,981 00:07:21,150 I don't know. Don't tell us you're shy suddenly. I don't know. Don't tell us you're shy suddenly.
72 00:07:21,234 00:07:23,074 Don't be a sore loser, Willie. It's unbecoming. Don't be a sore loser, Willie. It's unbecoming.
73 00:07:23,194 00:07:25,822 I don't see what you're so cheerful about. Shh! I don't see what you're so cheerful about. Shh!
74 00:07:25,905 00:07:28,157 This guy's a one-man crash. Shush yourself. This guy's a one-man crash. Shush yourself.
75 00:07:28,241 00:07:29,992 I bet. Yeah, you always do. I bet. Yeah, you always do.
76 00:07:30,076 00:07:32,620 All right, here they are. Tens and kings. All right, here they are. Tens and kings.
77 00:07:32,703 00:07:33,913 Two pair, ace high. Two pair, ace high.
78 00:07:34,038 00:07:36,749 I could've beat that. Yeah, so can I. I could've beat that. Yeah, so can I.
79 00:07:36,874 00:07:40,211 Three boys and two little girls. Didn't I tell you I was a sap? Three boys and two little girls. Didn't I tell you I was a sap?
80 00:07:40,336 00:07:42,046 What do you got? None of your business. What do you got? None of your business.
81 00:07:42,130 00:07:43,589 Well, Mr. Spanish? Well, Mr. Spanish?
82 00:07:43,673 00:07:46,926 Oh, I'm sorry. Uh-oh. Here it comes. Oh, I'm sorry. Uh-oh. Here it comes.
83 00:07:47,009 00:07:49,303 Okay, save the apologies. Let's see what you have. Okay, save the apologies. Let's see what you have.
84 00:07:49,387 00:07:51,347 Now don't be a sore loser. Two of these. Now don't be a sore loser. Two of these.
85 00:07:51,430 00:07:53,432 My girls. And three of these. My girls. And three of these.
86 00:07:53,516 00:07:55,309 - [ Others Muttering ] - My goodness. - [ Others Muttering ] - My goodness.
87 00:07:55,393 00:07:56,769 I'm sorry. I love this guy. I'm sorry. I love this guy.
88 00:07:56,853 00:07:58,646 I think we'd better quit- He's been sorry all night. I think we'd better quit- He's been sorry all night.
89 00:07:58,729 00:08:00,940 Before my wife wakes up and shoots me. Before my wife wakes up and shoots me.
90 00:08:01,065 00:08:02,775 I'm tired of being a masochist. Gentlemen. I'm tired of being a masochist. Gentlemen.
91 00:08:02,900 00:08:07,488 Hey, I know what you mean. Gentlemen, when my heart is sick, I've got a remedy that does the trick. Hey, I know what you mean. Gentlemen, when my heart is sick, I've got a remedy that does the trick.
92 00:08:07,572 00:08:09,031 You win. [ All Laugh ] You win. [ All Laugh ]
93 00:08:09,115 00:08:10,867 No. Gentlemen. Gentlemen. No. Gentlemen. Gentlemen.
94 00:08:10,950 00:08:14,036 Whenever you are blue, I advise you to try my remedy too. Whenever you are blue, I advise you to try my remedy too.
95 00:08:14,120 00:08:15,454 Just say... Just say...
96 00:08:15,538 00:08:17,665 [music] Tomorrow [music] [music] Tomorrow [music]
97 00:08:17,748 00:08:20,501 [music] Your trouble will be done tomorrow [music] [music] Your trouble will be done tomorrow [music]
98 00:08:20,585 00:08:23,546 [music] Your victory will be won tomorrow [music] [music] Your victory will be won tomorrow [music]
99 00:08:23,629 00:08:26,924 [music] We're all gonna have fun 'cause there ain't gonna be no sorrow; [music] We're all gonna have fun 'cause there ain't gonna be no sorrow;
100 00:08:27,008 00:08:28,551 [music] Tomorrow [music] [music] Tomorrow [music]
101 00:08:28,634 00:08:30,761 That's right. We won't be playing you tomorrow. That's right. We won't be playing you tomorrow.
102 00:08:30,845 00:08:33,055 [music] Yes, yes, tomorrow [music] [music] Yes, yes, tomorrow [music]
103 00:08:33,139 00:08:35,725 [music] It's all gonna be grand tomorrow [music] [music] It's all gonna be grand tomorrow [music]
104 00:08:35,808 00:08:39,103 [music] You'll start leading the band tomorrow [music] [music] You'll start leading the band tomorrow [music]
105 00:08:39,187 00:08:42,064 [music] We'll live in a new land [music] [music] We'll live in a new land [music]
106 00:08:42,773 00:08:45,651 I say this to myself in Venice, and here I am. I say this to myself in Venice, and here I am.
107 00:08:45,735 00:08:48,112 You should've stayed in Venice. See ya, Murray. You should've stayed in Venice. See ya, Murray.
108 00:08:48,196 00:08:50,990 [music] Because there [music] [music] Because there [music]
109 00:08:51,073 00:08:54,535 [music] Ain't gonna be no sorrow tomorrow [music] [music] Ain't gonna be no sorrow tomorrow [music]
110 00:09:03,544 00:09:05,046 Ciao. Ciao.
111 00:09:05,129 00:09:06,839 Ciao yourself. Ciao yourself.
112 00:09:08,341 00:09:10,051 [ Murmuring ] [ Murmuring ]
113 00:09:11,302 00:09:13,888 [ Reading, indistinct ] [ Reading, indistinct ]
114 00:09:16,432 00:09:19,018 - Still low, Harry? - [ Mutters ] - Still low, Harry? - [ Mutters ]
115 00:09:19,143 00:09:22,188 [music] Nobody wild about Harry? [music] Ooh, ooh, ooh! [music] Nobody wild about Harry? [music] Ooh, ooh, ooh!
116 00:09:22,313 00:09:23,940 Ooh, domani. Eh, domani. Ooh, domani. Eh, domani.
117 00:09:24,023 00:09:26,484 [music] You're sure gonna meet [music] [music] You're sure gonna meet [music]
118 00:09:26,567 00:09:28,277 [music] The one you'll adore [music] [music] The one you'll adore [music]
119 00:09:28,361 00:09:30,071 God forbid. I got enough troubles as it is. God forbid. I got enough troubles as it is.
120 00:09:30,154 00:09:33,449 [music] Your heart gonna beat as never before [music] [music] Your heart gonna beat as never before [music]
121 00:09:33,532 00:09:34,700 It'll stop. It'll stop.
122 00:09:34,784 00:09:36,911 [music] No, it's all gonna change [music] [music] No, it's all gonna change [music]
123 00:09:36,994 00:09:40,331 [music] From darkness to dawn [music] [music] From darkness to dawn [music]
124 00:09:40,414 00:09:42,416 Mmm, Barney Google here. Mmm, Barney Google here.
125 00:09:42,500 00:09:45,127 [music] Ah! Why do you squeal and feel so darn bitter? [music] [music] Ah! Why do you squeal and feel so darn bitter? [music]
126 00:09:45,211 00:09:47,630 [music] You'll score like a Yankee hitter; [music] You'll score like a Yankee hitter;
127 00:09:47,755 00:09:50,508 The Dodgers are winning. [ Mutters ] [ Scoffs ] The Dodgers are winning. [ Mutters ] [ Scoffs ]
128 00:09:52,510 00:09:56,180 [music] Tomorrow, the season will be spring [music] [music] Tomorrow, the season will be spring [music]
129 00:09:57,640 00:10:01,852 [music] Tomorrow, the birds will all sing [music] [music] Tomorrow, the birds will all sing [music]
130 00:10:01,936 00:10:07,191 [music] Tomorrow, Signor Cupid will be king [music] [music] Tomorrow, Signor Cupid will be king [music]
131 00:10:11,195 00:10:18,202 [music] So there ain't gonna be no sorrow [music] [music] So there ain't gonna be no sorrow [music]
132 00:10:18,286 00:10:23,207 [music] Tomorrow [music] [music] Tomorrow [music]
133 00:11:07,543 00:11:08,878 [ Sighs ] [ Sighs ]
134 00:11:14,800 00:11:18,220 No. Why borrow even a small cup of sorrow? No. Why borrow even a small cup of sorrow?
135 00:11:18,304 00:11:21,682 Instead, get in your head, mio caro. Instead, get in your head, mio caro.
136 00:11:21,766 00:11:27,313 [music] That there ain't gonna be no sorrow tomorrow [music] [music] That there ain't gonna be no sorrow tomorrow [music]
137 00:11:27,396 00:11:31,650 [music] No, no, there ain't gonna be no sorrow [music] [music] No, no, there ain't gonna be no sorrow [music]
138 00:11:31,734 00:11:34,111 [music] For you and me [music] [music] For you and me [music]
139 00:11:34,195 00:11:38,783 [music] Tomorrow [music] [music] Tomorrow [music]
140 00:11:40,659 00:11:42,119 Aah! Aah!
141 00:11:44,080 00:11:46,640 [ Woman ] What did you say? [ Man ] Quarter to 6:00, Miss Carter. [ Woman ] What did you say? [ Man ] Quarter to 6:00, Miss Carter.
142 00:11:46,707 00:11:48,542 A quarter of 6:00? In the morning. A quarter of 6:00? In the morning.
143 00:11:48,667 00:11:51,712 It's still dark out. Yes, ma'am, but it's lightenin' up. It's still dark out. Yes, ma'am, but it's lightenin' up.
144 00:11:51,796 00:11:53,589 I think you should have your watch fixed. I think you should have your watch fixed.
145 00:11:53,672 00:11:56,050 I will, ma'am, just as soon as I get one. I will, ma'am, just as soon as I get one.
146 00:11:56,133 00:11:57,802 Good mornin'- I mean, good night, Miss Carter. Good mornin'- I mean, good night, Miss Carter.
147 00:11:57,885 00:11:59,387 Good night. Good night.
148 00:11:59,887 00:12:03,140 Quarter of 6:00. Better not be quarter of 6:00. Quarter of 6:00. Better not be quarter of 6:00.
149 00:12:03,224 00:12:06,227 I told that goon to get me back by - Oh! I told that goon to get me back by - Oh!
150 00:12:06,310 00:12:08,562 [ Sighs ] These are going back. [ Sighs ] These are going back.
151 00:12:08,646 00:12:10,815 I told Beth they pinch. I told Beth they pinch.
152 00:12:10,898 00:12:15,194 It's like wearing two vises. Vise? Two vise. It's like wearing two vises. Vise? Two vise.
153 00:12:15,277 00:12:17,279 So, where did she put that thing? [ Keys Jangling ] So, where did she put that thing? [ Keys Jangling ]
154 00:12:17,988 00:12:20,533 [ Doorbell Buzzing ] [ Doorbell Buzzing ]
155 00:12:21,492 00:12:23,327 Oh, no. Oh, no.
156 00:12:24,286 00:12:28,165 [ Sighs ] It is quarter of 6:00. [ Sighs ] It is quarter of 6:00.
157 00:12:29,834 00:12:34,255 I wonder, which is the right life? I wonder, which is the right life?
158 00:12:34,338 00:12:37,591 The simple or the nightlife? The simple or the nightlife?
159 00:12:38,259 00:12:42,972 [music] When, pray, should one rise? [music] [music] When, pray, should one rise? [music]
160 00:12:43,055 00:12:48,352 [music] At sunset or at sunrise? [music] [music] At sunset or at sunrise? [music]
161 00:12:48,436 00:12:51,397 [music] Which should be upper; [music] Which should be upper;
162 00:12:51,480 00:12:56,026 [music] My breakfast or my supper? [music] [music] My breakfast or my supper? [music]
163 00:12:57,278 00:13:00,698 [music] Which is the right life? [music] [music] Which is the right life? [music]
164 00:13:01,240 00:13:03,117 [music] Which? [music] [music] Which? [music]
165 00:13:03,200 00:13:03,951 What? What?
166 00:13:04,034 00:13:06,745 No. "Which." No. "Which."
167 00:13:06,829 00:13:12,460 [music] If the wood nymph left the park, would Park Avenue excite her? [music] [music] If the wood nymph left the park, would Park Avenue excite her? [music]
168 00:13:12,543 00:13:17,006 [music] Would the glowworm trade her spark for the latest Dunhill lighter? [music] [music] Would the glowworm trade her spark for the latest Dunhill lighter? [music]
169 00:13:17,089 00:13:21,051 [music] Here's a question I would pose [music] [music] Here's a question I would pose [music]
170 00:13:21,135 00:13:23,804 [music] Tell me which the sweeter smell makes [music] [music] Tell me which the sweeter smell makes [music]
171 00:13:23,888 00:13:28,142 [music] The aroma of the rose [music] [music] The aroma of the rose [music]
172 00:13:28,225 00:13:31,020 [music] Or the perfume that Chanel makes? [music] [music] Or the perfume that Chanel makes? [music]
173 00:13:31,103 00:13:32,813 Or this letter the hotel sent? Or this letter the hotel sent?
174 00:13:32,897 00:13:35,358 [music] Oh [music] [music] Oh [music]
175 00:13:35,441 00:13:39,153 [music] Which is the right life? [music] [music] Which is the right life? [music]
176 00:13:39,236 00:13:42,781 [music] The simple or the nightlife? [music] [music] The simple or the nightlife? [music]
177 00:13:42,865 00:13:44,783 I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.
178 00:13:44,867 00:13:45,867 [ Water Splashing ] [ Water Splashing ]
179 00:13:45,868 00:13:48,204 This says we are being thrown out, This says we are being thrown out,
180 00:13:48,287 00:13:50,831 so somethin' is wrong. so somethin' is wrong.
181 00:13:50,915 00:13:54,543 [music] When, pray, should one rise? [music] [music] When, pray, should one rise? [music]
182 00:13:54,627 00:13:58,672 [music] At sunset or at sunrise? [music] [music] At sunset or at sunrise? [music]
183 00:13:58,756 00:14:02,384 Well, when you figure it out, call me, huh? Well, when you figure it out, call me, huh?
184 00:14:02,468 00:14:05,763 [music] Which should be the upper; [music] Which should be the upper;
185 00:14:05,846 00:14:11,018 [music] My breakfast or my supper? [music] [music] My breakfast or my supper? [music]
186 00:14:12,144 00:14:16,899 [music] Which is the right life? [music] [music] Which is the right life? [music]
187 00:14:16,982 00:14:18,651 [ Yawns ] [ Yawns ]
188 00:14:18,734 00:14:22,404 [music] Which-[music] [music] Which-[music]
189 00:14:22,488 00:14:23,822 [ Gasps ] [ Gasps ]
190 00:14:25,908 00:14:27,076 Beth! Beth!
191 00:14:41,632 00:14:43,717 What time is it, Rodney? What time is it, Rodney?
192 00:14:43,801 00:14:45,469 6:00, sir. 6:00, sir.
193 00:14:46,554 00:14:48,222 6300? 6300. 6300? 6300.
194 00:14:48,305 00:14:49,640 Hmm. Hmm.
195 00:14:51,350 00:14:54,019 I'm sick of 6:00. Sir? I'm sick of 6:00. Sir?
196 00:14:54,103 00:14:57,606 Why isn't it 7:00 or even 8:00? Why isn't it 7:00 or even 8:00?
197 00:14:57,690 00:15:00,109 Well, it was just 5:00 recently, sir, Well, it was just 5:00 recently, sir,
198 00:15:00,192 00:15:03,320 and 6:00 does precede 7:00 and 8:00. and 6:00 does precede 7:00 and 8:00.
199 00:15:03,404 00:15:05,239 I'm sure there's a logic to that somewhere, I'm sure there's a logic to that somewhere,
200 00:15:05,322 00:15:07,241 but it's just too tiring to think about. but it's just too tiring to think about.
201 00:15:07,324 00:15:08,617 Yes, sir. Yes, sir.
202 00:15:09,159 00:15:13,664 [music] After hunting all over for pleasure [music] [music] After hunting all over for pleasure [music]
203 00:15:13,747 00:15:16,959 [music] With some measure of success [music] [music] With some measure of success [music]
204 00:15:17,084 00:15:20,045 Are you singing to me, sir? No. I was just singing to myself. Are you singing to me, sir? No. I was just singing to myself.
205 00:15:20,129 00:15:21,880 Yes, sir. Go right ahead, sir. Yes, sir. Go right ahead, sir.
206 00:15:21,964 00:15:25,718 [music] I've decided the pace known as rapid [music] [music] I've decided the pace known as rapid [music]
207 00:15:25,801 00:15:30,014 [music] Leads to vapid nothingness [music] [music] Leads to vapid nothingness [music]
208 00:15:30,097 00:15:32,391 [music] And Fm; [music] And Fm;
209 00:15:32,474 00:15:35,894 [music] Tired of betting, tired of sporting, tired of flirting, tired of courting [music] [music] Tired of betting, tired of sporting, tired of flirting, tired of courting [music]
210 00:15:35,978 00:15:38,658 [music] Tired of racing, tired of yachting, tired of loafing [music] [music] Tired of racing, tired of yachting, tired of loafing [music]
211 00:15:38,731 00:15:41,734 [music] Tired of rotting [music] [ Sharp Inhale ] [music] Tired of rotting [music] [ Sharp Inhale ]
212 00:15:41,817 00:15:45,446 [music] Tired of dining, tired of wining Tired of tea-ing [music] [music] Tired of dining, tired of wining Tired of tea-ing [music]
213 00:15:45,529 00:15:48,741 [music] Tired of being tired [music] [music] Tired of being tired [music]
214 00:15:48,824 00:15:52,786 [music] fired, '(wed [music] [music] fired, '(wed [music]
215 00:15:52,870 00:15:54,955 [music] Oh [music] [music] Oh [music]
216 00:15:55,039 00:15:59,335 [music] Won't somebody care [music] [music] Won't somebody care [music]
217 00:15:59,418 00:16:03,547 [music] For a poor young millionaire? [music] [music] For a poor young millionaire? [music]
218 00:16:05,466 00:16:06,675 Mr. Pritchard. Mr. Pritchard.
219 00:16:06,759 00:16:08,761 Don't stop, Rod. I just need a little air. Don't stop, Rod. I just need a little air.
220 00:16:08,844 00:16:10,304 Sir, wouldn't the window suffice? Sir, wouldn't the window suffice?
221 00:16:10,387 00:16:12,139 Please don't slow down. Please don't slow down.
222 00:16:12,222 00:16:14,808 If you knew what blues meant, you'd find me amusement. If you knew what blues meant, you'd find me amusement.
223 00:16:14,892 00:16:16,352 Well, I've tried. I've tried. Well, I've tried. I've tried.
224 00:16:16,477 00:16:18,896 Step on it, Rod. God knows I've tried. Step on it, Rod. God knows I've tried.
225 00:16:18,979 00:16:20,939 [music] I've had every thrill [music] [music] I've had every thrill [music]
226 00:16:21,023 00:16:23,984 [music] From a Rolls-Royce to a Ford [music] [music] From a Rolls-Royce to a Ford [music]
227 00:16:24,068 00:16:28,280 [music] And there's no concealing the fact I'm feeling [music] [music] And there's no concealing the fact I'm feeling [music]
228 00:16:28,364 00:16:31,158 [music] Bored, bored [music] [music] Bored, bored [music]
229 00:16:31,241 00:16:36,330 [music] Bored [music] [music] Bored [music]
230 00:16:36,413 00:16:39,082 Haven't seen you in a long time. Haven't seen you in a long time.
231 00:16:39,166 00:16:40,501 Such a child. Such a child.
232 00:16:40,584 00:16:42,336 What a lovely little tie. What a lovely little tie.
233 00:16:42,419 00:16:43,837 Is it a boy or girl? Is it a boy or girl?
234 00:16:43,962 00:16:46,298 A girl? You should dress her differently. Harold. A girl? You should dress her differently. Harold.
235 00:16:46,382 00:16:49,009 Yeah. Such a doll. Look at her eyes. Yeah. Such a doll. Look at her eyes.
236 00:16:49,093 00:16:51,136 Yeah, a little doll. Harold. Yeah, a little doll. Harold.
237 00:16:51,220 00:16:52,930 Give me the children. Give me the children.
238 00:16:53,889 00:16:56,684 Harold! Oh. Harold! Oh.
239 00:16:56,767 00:16:58,686 Oh, Harold, turn that off. Oh, Harold, turn that off.
240 00:16:58,769 00:17:00,062 Oh, would that I could, ma'am. Oh, would that I could, ma'am.
241 00:17:00,187 00:17:01,897 Oh, it's the sun. The sun it is. Oh, it's the sun. The sun it is.
242 00:17:01,980 00:17:03,273 Give me the sun, Mother. Give me the sun, Mother.
243 00:17:03,399 00:17:05,526 Aren't we looking pretty today? Thank you. Aren't we looking pretty today? Thank you.
244 00:17:05,609 00:17:07,194 I need a refill and a cab. I need a refill and a cab.
245 00:17:07,277 00:17:09,446 Ah, some refreshment and a conveyance. Yes. Ah, some refreshment and a conveyance. Yes.
246 00:17:09,530 00:17:11,240 You're in my way. You wanna get killed? You're in my way. You wanna get killed?
247 00:17:11,323 00:17:13,200 Ooh, there's one. Taxi. Ooh, there's one. Taxi.
248 00:17:13,283 00:17:15,869 You're sure you wouldn't like to get back in now, sir? You're sure you wouldn't like to get back in now, sir?
249 00:17:15,953 00:17:17,788 Oh, I think I look rather striking out here. Oh, I think I look rather striking out here.
250 00:17:17,913 00:17:19,331 What? Striking. What? Striking.
251 00:17:19,456 00:17:21,750 Yes, I know, but-What? Uh-oh. Yes, I know, but-What? Uh-oh.
252 00:17:21,834 00:17:23,293 Taxi! Taxi!
253 00:17:23,377 00:17:24,878 [ Tires Screeching ] [ Tires Screeching ]
254 00:17:31,468 00:17:34,096 Gracious, you're heavy. I'm awfully sorry. Gracious, you're heavy. I'm awfully sorry.
255 00:17:34,179 00:17:36,390 What the hell were you doing, anyway, hanging onto that taxi? What the hell were you doing, anyway, hanging onto that taxi?
256 00:17:36,515 00:17:38,767 Are you all right, Miss O'Kelly? Oh, it sobered me up anyhow. Are you all right, Miss O'Kelly? Oh, it sobered me up anyhow.
257 00:17:38,892 00:17:41,311 Mr. Pritchard, are you hurt? No. I landed on something soft. Mr. Pritchard, are you hurt? No. I landed on something soft.
258 00:17:41,437 00:17:44,523 Hmm. I like you. Thank you. Would you like to have a drink on that? Hmm. I like you. Thank you. Would you like to have a drink on that?
259 00:17:44,648 00:17:47,151 Sir, I'm afraid the car isn't so fit. Oh, really? Sir, I'm afraid the car isn't so fit. Oh, really?
260 00:17:47,234 00:17:49,528 [ Coughing ] What's the matter? [ Coughing ] What's the matter?
261 00:17:49,611 00:17:51,447 I don't smoke. She doesn't smoke. I don't smoke. She doesn't smoke.
262 00:17:51,530 00:17:52,990 She doesn't smoke. I knew that. She doesn't smoke. I knew that.
263 00:17:53,115 00:17:54,825 Now, who's this? Rodney James. Now, who's this? Rodney James.
264 00:17:54,908 00:17:56,827 He used to drive for me. Very funny. He used to drive for me. Very funny.
265 00:17:56,910 00:17:58,620 Hello, Rodney. A pleasure. Hello, Rodney. A pleasure.
266 00:17:58,746 00:18:01,915 He's very formal. Yes. He tries to compensate for me. He's very formal. Yes. He tries to compensate for me.
267 00:18:01,999 00:18:04,418 What's your name? Kitty O'Kelly. What's your name? Kitty O'Kelly.
268 00:18:04,543 00:18:07,254 I don't believe that. Well, I know what you mean. I don't believe that. Well, I know what you mean.
269 00:18:07,337 00:18:09,798 But the real one's Kathy Krumm with a "K." But the real one's Kathy Krumm with a "K."
270 00:18:09,882 00:18:11,592 How would that look in lights? How would that look in lights?
271 00:18:11,675 00:18:13,427 [ Together ] Crummy with a [ Together ] Crummy with a
272 00:18:13,510 00:18:15,971 [ Both Laughing ] [ Both Laughing ]
273 00:18:16,054 00:18:17,848 What would you be doing in lights anyway? What would you be doing in lights anyway?
274 00:18:17,931 00:18:19,600 I'm a singer. Oh. I'm a singer. Oh.
275 00:18:19,683 00:18:21,852 What do you do? Nothing. I'm an heir. What do you do? Nothing. I'm an heir.
276 00:18:21,935 00:18:23,437 What? What?
277 00:18:25,189 00:18:27,065 Well, that's not a taxi. Nope. Well, that's not a taxi. Nope.
278 00:18:27,149 00:18:28,984 That's your car. Yep. That's your car. Yep.
279 00:18:29,109 00:18:31,779 Look what I did to it. That's all right. I got a couple of others. Look what I did to it. That's all right. I got a couple of others.
280 00:18:31,862 00:18:33,322 You do? Mm-hmm. You do? Mm-hmm.
281 00:18:33,447 00:18:36,241 What kind? Just like this one. I can't tell 'em apart. What kind? Just like this one. I can't tell 'em apart.
282 00:18:36,325 00:18:38,619 I like you more and more. I like you more and more.
283 00:18:38,702 00:18:40,329 Thank you. Thank you.
284 00:18:40,412 00:18:42,789 Is that why you call this one MOP III? Is that why you call this one MOP III?
285 00:18:42,873 00:18:44,875 No, actually, that's me. No, actually, that's me.
286 00:18:44,958 00:18:47,795 You're the third MOP? Yeah. You're the third MOP? Yeah.
287 00:18:47,878 00:18:50,464 You ever get bored? Never. You ever get bored? Never.
288 00:18:50,547 00:18:52,049 Rodney. Sir! Rodney. Sir!
289 00:18:53,425 00:18:54,760 [ Clears Throat ] [ Clears Throat ]
290 00:18:56,386 00:18:58,138 Call a cab. Call a cab.
291 00:18:59,473 00:19:02,643 [music] [ Bugle On P.A.: Call To Post ] [music] [ Bugle On P.A.: Call To Post ]
292 00:19:05,729 00:19:07,439 Excuse us. Excuse us. Excuse us. Excuse us.
293 00:19:07,564 00:19:10,567 Hurry up! It's starting. I hope we miss it. Hurry up! It's starting. I hope we miss it.
294 00:19:10,692 00:19:13,028 Oh, will you stop badgering me? I'm not badgering you. Oh, will you stop badgering me? I'm not badgering you.
295 00:19:13,111 00:19:15,030 We're lost. I'm making sense. We're lost. I'm making sense.
296 00:19:15,155 00:19:18,283 Oh, where do we Beth, bet? What'd you have in mind, honey? Oh, where do we Beth, bet? What'd you have in mind, honey?
297 00:19:18,367 00:19:20,244 [ Together ] "Beth, bet"? What? [ Together ] "Beth, bet"? What?
298 00:19:20,327 00:19:21,829 Beat it, Morris. You ain't cute. Beat it, Morris. You ain't cute.
299 00:19:21,954 00:19:25,040 Oh, yeah? Well, dames don't belong down here no way. Come, snooks. Oh, yeah? Well, dames don't belong down here no way. Come, snooks.
300 00:19:25,165 00:19:27,501 Aw, go suck an egg. I can't see a thing. Aw, go suck an egg. I can't see a thing.
301 00:19:27,626 00:19:29,626 I wish you'd wear your glasses. Where are we going? I wish you'd wear your glasses. Where are we going?
302 00:19:29,628 00:19:31,088 Straight ahead. Oh! Straight ahead. Oh!
303 00:19:31,213 00:19:34,341 Bettin' our last $300 is no way to make ends meet. I always win at games. Bettin' our last $300 is no way to make ends meet. I always win at games.
304 00:19:34,466 00:19:36,218 They probably won't take our bet anyway. They'd better. They probably won't take our bet anyway. They'd better.
305 00:19:36,343 00:19:38,387 They don't know us. Unless you'd rather sleep in the park tonight. They don't know us. Unless you'd rather sleep in the park tonight.
306 00:19:38,470 00:19:40,305 They have to know you. That's ridiculous. They have to know you. That's ridiculous.
307 00:19:40,389 00:19:42,182 [ Track Announcer On P.A. ] The horses are approaching the gate. [ Track Announcer On P.A. ] The horses are approaching the gate.
308 00:19:42,266 00:19:45,227 Stand here. Is this the line? Stand here. Is this the line?
309 00:19:45,352 00:19:48,188 You don't know nothin' about betting or racing-Oh, stop crabbing! You don't know nothin' about betting or racing-Oh, stop crabbing!
310 00:19:48,313 00:19:50,065 Crab, crab, crab. I'm not crabbing. Crab, crab, crab. I'm not crabbing.
311 00:19:50,190 00:19:51,750 Tell them to hurry up. I'm not crabbing. Tell them to hurry up. I'm not crabbing.
312 00:19:51,775 00:19:53,235 Tell them to hurry up. No. Tell them to hurry up. No.
313 00:19:53,318 00:19:54,611 Hmm! Hmm!
314 00:19:55,195 00:19:57,030 [ Gruffly ] Yes? [ Gruffly ] Yes?
315 00:19:57,114 00:19:59,366 Yes. [ Giggles ] Yes. [ Giggles ]
316 00:19:59,449 00:20:01,702 I'm in an awful hurry. May I get ahead of you? I'm in an awful hurry. May I get ahead of you?
317 00:20:01,785 00:20:03,495 For you, anything. Thank you. For you, anything. Thank you.
318 00:20:03,579 00:20:05,080 Except this. Except what? Except this. Except what?
319 00:20:05,205 00:20:06,999 Yes? I'm betting also on this race. Yes? I'm betting also on this race.
320 00:20:07,082 00:20:10,043 I don't like to miss my chance. I have lucky feeling today. I don't like to miss my chance. I have lucky feeling today.
321 00:20:10,168 00:20:12,004 You're Italian. Mmm. Venetian. You're Italian. Mmm. Venetian.
322 00:20:12,129 00:20:16,049 Every Italian I've ever met is rude, inconsiderate and selfish. Brooke. Every Italian I've ever met is rude, inconsiderate and selfish. Brooke.
323 00:20:16,133 00:20:18,927 Perhaps because they are not used to women who are spoiled. Perhaps because they are not used to women who are spoiled.
324 00:20:19,052 00:20:21,889 Yeah, in Italy, we don't have. Elizabeth, call the police. Yeah, in Italy, we don't have. Elizabeth, call the police.
325 00:20:21,972 00:20:24,308 They don't come around where there's betting, honey. It ain't legal. They don't come around where there's betting, honey. It ain't legal.
326 00:20:24,391 00:20:26,631 [ Man ] Hey, Spanish. They're at the gate. What'll it be? [ Man ] Hey, Spanish. They're at the gate. What'll it be?
327 00:20:26,685 00:20:28,395 1,000. Ladies' Day to win. 1,000. Ladies' Day to win.
328 00:20:28,520 00:20:30,022 I hope you lose. Spanish. 1,000. I hope you lose. Spanish. 1,000.
329 00:20:30,105 00:20:31,607 Grazie. Ciao. Grazie. Ciao.
330 00:20:31,732 00:20:34,026 [ Track Announcer ] The flag is up. What did he say? [ Track Announcer ] The flag is up. What did he say?
331 00:20:34,151 00:20:36,631 What are you girls doing here? We were drawn by your magnetism. What are you girls doing here? We were drawn by your magnetism.
332 00:20:36,737 00:20:39,364 Uh-huh. Now don't be rude to the man, Elizabeth. Uh-huh. Now don't be rude to the man, Elizabeth.
333 00:20:39,489 00:20:42,075 Which one, sir, do you think will win? I ain't a seer, lady. Which one, sir, do you think will win? I ain't a seer, lady.
334 00:20:42,200 00:20:45,454 What? He says he ain't a seer. And he certainly ain't no "sir." What? He says he ain't a seer. And he certainly ain't no "sir."
335 00:20:45,579 00:20:47,873 Mmm, tough cookie, huh? You wanna start somethin'? Mmm, tough cookie, huh? You wanna start somethin'?
336 00:20:47,956 00:20:51,001 How about Cot-ton Ball? Cotton Ball. That's a nice name. How about Cot-ton Ball? Cotton Ball. That's a nice name.
337 00:20:51,084 00:20:52,794 Pays 20-to-1. I'll take it. Pays 20-to-1. I'll take it.
338 00:20:52,878 00:20:54,671 Put that away. You want to get us all locked up? Put that away. You want to get us all locked up?
339 00:20:54,755 00:20:56,256 It's real. Put that away! It's real. Put that away!
340 00:20:56,340 00:20:57,799 Look. $300. No cash. No cash. Look. $300. No cash. No cash.
341 00:20:57,883 00:20:59,885 Look, kid, I can't take your bet nohow. I don't know ya. Look, kid, I can't take your bet nohow. I don't know ya.
342 00:21:00,010 00:21:01,970 I'm Brooke Carter. Oh, nice to meet ya. So long. I'm Brooke Carter. Oh, nice to meet ya. So long.
343 00:21:02,054 00:21:03,555 Beth. [ Groans ] Beth. [ Groans ]
344 00:21:03,639 00:21:06,141 You better take her bet, wise guy, if you know what's good for you. You better take her bet, wise guy, if you know what's good for you.
345 00:21:06,266 00:21:07,434 Yeah? Yeah. Yeah? Yeah.
346 00:21:07,517 00:21:11,021 This is... Sleep Out Louie's dame. This is... Sleep Out Louie's dame.
347 00:21:11,104 00:21:12,648 Carter? That's right. Carter? That's right.
348 00:21:12,773 00:21:15,317 That's right. Carter. 300. Cotton Ball. That's right. Carter. 300. Cotton Ball.
349 00:21:15,400 00:21:16,902 You wanna put it on his nose? You wanna put it on his nose?
350 00:21:16,985 00:21:17,985 Yeah, yeah. What? Yeah, yeah. What?
351 00:21:18,028 00:21:20,068 Are you sure you don't wanna try Ladies' Day, honey? Are you sure you don't wanna try Ladies' Day, honey?
352 00:21:20,155 00:21:22,824 Valentino looked awful positive. You mean positively awful. Valentino looked awful positive. You mean positively awful.
353 00:21:22,950 00:21:24,451 [ Bell Rings ] That's it, girls. [ Bell Rings ] That's it, girls.
354 00:21:24,534 00:21:27,287 [ Track Announcer ] They're off and running! [ Track Announcer ] They're off and running!
355 00:21:27,412 00:21:29,498 Who is Sleep Out Louie? Beats me. Who is Sleep Out Louie? Beats me.
356 00:21:29,581 00:21:32,793 - At the start, it's Chuck-a-luck. Blue Boy in second. - [ Shouting, Cheering ] - At the start, it's Chuck-a-luck. Blue Boy in second. - [ Shouting, Cheering ]
357 00:21:32,876 00:21:36,171 Jumper is third. Ladies' Day is drawing up. Jumper is third. Ladies' Day is drawing up.
358 00:21:36,254 00:21:38,674 Pumpkin Pie and Texas Moon. Pumpkin Pie and Texas Moon.
359 00:21:38,757 00:21:41,927 It's Chuck-a-luck with the lead. Blue Boy moving up to second. It's Chuck-a-luck with the lead. Blue Boy moving up to second.
360 00:21:42,010 00:21:44,221 They're going into the first turn. They're going into the first turn.
361 00:21:44,304 00:21:47,391 It's Chuck-a-luck in front by a length. Blue Boy is second. It's Chuck-a-luck in front by a length. Blue Boy is second.
362 00:21:47,474 00:21:50,894 Jumper is third. Ladies' Day moving up to fourth. Jumper is third. Ladies' Day moving up to fourth.
363 00:21:50,978 00:21:55,357 Pumpkin Pie, Texas Moon and, at the rear, it's Cotton Ball. Pumpkin Pie, Texas Moon and, at the rear, it's Cotton Ball.
364 00:21:55,440 00:21:59,152 [ Mimicking ] Oh, that Cotton Ball. That's a nice name. [ Mimicking ] Oh, that Cotton Ball. That's a nice name.
365 00:21:59,236 00:22:00,654 You bet on Cotton Ball? You bet on Cotton Ball?
366 00:22:00,737 00:22:04,157 We certain-We certainly did, and he's going to win. We certain-We certainly did, and he's going to win.
367 00:22:04,241 00:22:05,492 [ Mocking Laugh ] [ Mocking Laugh ]
368 00:22:05,575 00:22:09,663 Chuck-a-luck in front by two lengths. Blue Boy is second. Chuck-a-luck in front by two lengths. Blue Boy is second.
369 00:22:09,746 00:22:12,332 And Ladies' Day is now moving up fast on the inside. And Ladies' Day is now moving up fast on the inside.
370 00:22:12,416 00:22:15,919 Pumpkin Pie, and here comes Cotton Ball. Pumpkin Pie, and here comes Cotton Ball.
371 00:22:16,003 00:22:17,170 Where? Where? Where? Where?
372 00:22:17,254 00:22:19,172 Right there. Right there.
373 00:22:19,256 00:22:22,009 Going into the far turn, it's Chuck-a-luck in front. Going into the far turn, it's Chuck-a-luck in front.
374 00:22:22,134 00:22:25,429 We hate you. Come on, Cotton Ball! Move it! We hate you. Come on, Cotton Ball! Move it!
375 00:22:25,512 00:22:29,099 And Ladies' Day is moving up very fast on the outside. And Ladies' Day is moving up very fast on the outside.
376 00:22:29,182 00:22:31,685 Turning into the stretch, it's Chuck-a-luck and Ladies' Day. Turning into the stretch, it's Chuck-a-luck and Ladies' Day.
377 00:22:31,810 00:22:34,187 They're neck and neck. Come on, Chuck-amen! They're neck and neck. Come on, Chuck-amen!
378 00:22:34,271 00:22:36,189 No, it's Ladies' Day. I'm sure. No, it's Ladies' Day. I'm sure.
379 00:22:36,273 00:22:38,900 It's Chuck-a-luck and Ladies' Day! And Ladies' Day moves ahead. It's Chuck-a-luck and Ladies' Day! And Ladies' Day moves ahead.
380 00:22:38,984 00:22:42,696 It's Ladies' Day by a head! The winner! It's Ladies' Day by a head! The winner!
381 00:22:42,779 00:22:45,323 Chuck-a-luck was second. Pumpkin Pie was fourth. Chuck-a-luck was second. Pumpkin Pie was fourth.
382 00:22:45,407 00:22:47,200 Jumper was fifth. Blue Boy in sixth. Jumper was fifth. Blue Boy in sixth.
383 00:22:47,284 00:22:50,620 And here comes Cotton Ball. And here comes Cotton Ball.
384 00:22:52,372 00:22:53,999 Oh, look at him. Oh, look at him.
385 00:22:54,082 00:22:56,126 Well, good-bye, ladies. Well, good-bye, ladies.
386 00:22:56,835 00:22:58,712 Tomorrow, everything will be better. Tomorrow, everything will be better.
387 00:22:58,795 00:23:00,297 [ Mocking Laugh ] [ Mocking Laugh ]
388 00:23:02,466 00:23:04,468 [ Track Announcer Continues, indistinct ] [ Track Announcer Continues, indistinct ]
389 00:23:04,551 00:23:07,054 Well, at least we know who Sleep Out Louie is. Well, at least we know who Sleep Out Louie is.
390 00:23:07,179 00:23:08,722 Who? Nobody. Who? Nobody.
391 00:23:08,805 00:23:10,140 Mmm. Mmm.
392 00:23:11,308 00:23:13,268 Come on, snooks. Come on, snooks.
393 00:23:13,351 00:23:15,437 We have just enough change for the subway. We have just enough change for the subway.
394 00:23:15,562 00:23:18,273 Never been on the subway. Oh, you'll love it. Never been on the subway. Oh, you'll love it.
395 00:23:18,356 00:23:20,525 [ Track Announcer ] Well, folks, there's Cotton Ball. [ Track Announcer ] Well, folks, there's Cotton Ball.
396 00:23:20,609 00:23:22,486 Guess he was hungry. Guess he was hungry.
397 00:23:31,787 00:23:34,372 Come on, cheer up. Something will come up. Come on, cheer up. Something will come up.
398 00:23:34,498 00:23:37,209 Maybe we'll hear from your mother. Fat chance. Maybe we'll hear from your mother. Fat chance.
399 00:23:37,334 00:23:40,879 Yeah, well, I keep telling you you gotta be more polite to folks. Hmm. Yeah, well, I keep telling you you gotta be more polite to folks. Hmm.
400 00:23:40,962 00:23:44,508 That guy was probably some rich Italian count or something. That guy was probably some rich Italian count or something.
401 00:23:44,591 00:23:48,428 Would've been a lot smarter than bettin' on Cotton Ball, being nice to him. Would've been a lot smarter than bettin' on Cotton Ball, being nice to him.
402 00:23:48,512 00:23:50,180 That's a revolting thought. That's a revolting thought.
403 00:23:50,263 00:23:51,431 Yeah? Yeah. Yeah? Yeah.
404 00:23:51,515 00:23:53,225 - [ Horn Honks ] - Well, listen... - [ Horn Honks ] - Well, listen...
405 00:23:53,308 00:23:55,227 Buongiorno! Buongiorno!
406 00:23:55,310 00:23:57,771 [ Scoffing ] Okay, watch me. [ Scoffing ] Okay, watch me.
407 00:23:59,022 00:24:00,273 You are hitching hike? You are hitching hike?
408 00:24:00,357 00:24:02,400 Hmm? Hitching hike. Hmm? Hitching hike.
409 00:24:02,484 00:24:05,195 Oh, of course. We always hitching hike after we lose. Oh, of course. We always hitching hike after we lose.
410 00:24:05,320 00:24:07,280 Sort of a penance. [ Chuckling ] Ah. Sort of a penance. [ Chuckling ] Ah.
411 00:24:07,364 00:24:10,784 And what do strong, handsome Venetians do when they win? And what do strong, handsome Venetians do when they win?
412 00:24:10,867 00:24:13,995 Whatever the ladies desire. Whatever the ladies desire.
413 00:24:14,079 00:24:15,664 [ Singsongy ] The subway. The subway. [ Singsongy ] The subway. The subway.
414 00:24:15,747 00:24:18,125 Well, how about a little hitch for two sore losers? Well, how about a little hitch for two sore losers?
415 00:24:18,208 00:24:20,252 No, just one. I gotta see a man about a dog. No, just one. I gotta see a man about a dog.
416 00:24:20,335 00:24:21,461 Oh. Beth. Oh. Beth.
417 00:24:21,545 00:24:23,588 You know, snooks, three on a match and all that. You know, snooks, three on a match and all that.
418 00:24:23,672 00:24:26,800 Yeah, it will be my pleasure to drive you. Yeah, it will be my pleasure to drive you.
419 00:24:26,883 00:24:28,176 [ Mumbling ] You ain't kiddin'. [ Mumbling ] You ain't kiddin'.
420 00:24:28,260 00:24:29,928 [ Engine Starts ] [ Engine Starts ]
421 00:25:08,633 00:25:09,968 [ Clears Throat ] [ Clears Throat ]
422 00:25:43,001 00:25:45,378 [ Door Closes ] [ Clears Throat ] [ Door Closes ] [ Clears Throat ]
423 00:25:47,464 00:25:50,967 [music] At words poetic, I'm so pathetic; [music] At words poetic, I'm so pathetic;
424 00:25:51,051 00:25:53,887 [music] That I always have found it best [music] [music] That I always have found it best [music]
425 00:25:53,970 00:25:54,971 Hmm? Hmm?
426 00:25:55,055 00:25:58,850 [music] Instead of getting them off my chest [music] [music] Instead of getting them off my chest [music]
427 00:25:58,934 00:26:02,229 [music] To let 'em rest unexpressed [music] [music] To let 'em rest unexpressed [music]
428 00:26:02,312 00:26:03,772 You mustn't do that. You mustn't do that.
429 00:26:03,855 00:26:06,942 [music] I hate parading my serenading [music] [music] I hate parading my serenading [music]
430 00:26:07,025 00:26:09,361 [music] And I'll probably miss a bar; [music] And I'll probably miss a bar;
431 00:26:09,444 00:26:10,737 That was good. That was good.
432 00:26:10,820 00:26:14,241 [music] But if this ditty is not so pretty; [music] But if this ditty is not so pretty;
433 00:26:14,324 00:26:16,534 [music] At least it'll tell you [music] [music] At least it'll tell you [music]
434 00:26:16,618 00:26:18,536 [music] How great you are [music] [music] How great you are [music]
435 00:26:20,247 00:26:22,707 You're the top. You're the top.
436 00:26:22,791 00:26:25,460 [music] You're a Waldorf salad [music] [music] You're a Waldorf salad [music]
437 00:26:25,543 00:26:27,045 [music] You're the top [music] [music] You're the top [music]
438 00:26:28,213 00:26:30,257 [music] You're a Berlin ballad [music] [music] You're a Berlin ballad [music]
439 00:26:31,007 00:26:34,594 [music] You're a baby grand of a lady and a gent [music] [music] You're a baby grand of a lady and a gent [music]
440 00:26:34,678 00:26:37,264 [music] You're an old Dutch master You're Mrs. Astor; [music] You're an old Dutch master You're Mrs. Astor;
441 00:26:37,347 00:26:39,975 [music] You're Pepsodent [music] [ Laughs ] [music] You're Pepsodent [music] [ Laughs ]
442 00:26:40,058 00:26:41,601 I've never been so bad. I've never been so bad.
443 00:26:41,685 00:26:44,229 [music] You're romance [music] [music] You're romance [music]
444 00:26:44,312 00:26:46,189 [music] You're the steppes of Russia [music] [music] You're the steppes of Russia [music]
445 00:26:47,315 00:26:49,484 [music] You're the pants [music] Pants? [music] You're the pants [music] Pants?
446 00:26:49,567 00:26:52,028 [ Laughs ] [music] On a Roxy usher; [ Laughs ] [music] On a Roxy usher;
447 00:26:53,905 00:26:57,951 [music] I'm a lazy lout that is just about to stop [music] Oh, don't stop. [music] I'm a lazy lout that is just about to stop [music] Oh, don't stop.
448 00:26:58,034 00:27:01,288 [music] But if, baby, I'm the bottom, you're the top [music] [music] But if, baby, I'm the bottom, you're the top [music]
449 00:27:02,706 00:27:04,207 Oh, thank you. Oh, thank you.
450 00:27:08,169 00:27:11,131 [music] Your words poetic are not pathetic; No? [music] Your words poetic are not pathetic; No?
451 00:27:11,256 00:27:14,426 [music] On the other hand, boy, you shine [music] Oh. [music] On the other hand, boy, you shine [music] Oh.
452 00:27:14,551 00:27:17,887 [music] And I can feel after every line [music] Yeah? [music] And I can feel after every line [music] Yeah?
453 00:27:17,971 00:27:19,723 [music] A thrill divine [music] [music] A thrill divine [music]
454 00:27:19,806 00:27:21,057 [music] Down my spine [music] [music] Down my spine [music]
455 00:27:21,141 00:27:23,685 [music] Now, gifted humans like Vincent Youmans [music] [music] Now, gifted humans like Vincent Youmans [music]
456 00:27:23,810 00:27:26,690 [music] Might think that your song is bad [music] Oh, what does he know? [music] Might think that your song is bad [music] Oh, what does he know?
457 00:27:26,771 00:27:29,607 [music] But for a person who's just rehearsin' [music] [music] But for a person who's just rehearsin' [music]
458 00:27:29,691 00:27:31,818 [music] Well, I gotta say this, my lad [music] [music] Well, I gotta say this, my lad [music]
459 00:27:31,901 00:27:33,403 You're the top. You're the top.
460 00:27:34,571 00:27:36,614 [music] You're an Arrow collar; [music] You're an Arrow collar;
461 00:27:37,365 00:27:39,826 [music] You're the top [music] [ Clears Throat ] [music] You're the top [music] [ Clears Throat ]
462 00:27:39,909 00:27:42,454 [music] You're a Coolidge dollar; [music] You're a Coolidge dollar;
463 00:27:42,537 00:27:46,249 [music] You're the nimble tread of the feet of Fred Astaire [music] [music] You're the nimble tread of the feet of Fred Astaire [music]
464 00:27:46,333 00:27:47,834 That's nice. That's nice.
465 00:27:47,917 00:27:50,628 [music] You're an O'Neill drama You're Whistler's mama [music] [music] You're an O'Neill drama You're Whistler's mama [music]
466 00:27:50,754 00:27:54,299 [music] You're Camembert [music] Camembert. [music] You're Camembert [music] Camembert.
467 00:27:54,382 00:27:56,843 [music] You're a rose [music] [music] You're a rose [music]
468 00:27:56,926 00:27:59,512 [music] You're Infemo's Dante [music] [ Giggles ] [music] You're Infemo's Dante [music] [ Giggles ]
469 00:27:59,596 00:28:00,930 [music] You're the nose [music] [music] You're the nose [music]
470 00:28:01,014 00:28:02,182 The nose? The nose. The nose? The nose.
471 00:28:02,265 00:28:04,684 [music] On the great Durante [music] Oh, yeah. [music] On the great Durante [music] Oh, yeah.
472 00:28:04,768 00:28:06,102 [music] I'm just in the way; [music] I'm just in the way;
473 00:28:06,186 00:28:08,855 [music] As the French would say, De "trop" [music] [music] As the French would say, De "trop" [music]
474 00:28:08,938 00:28:13,068 [music] But if, baby, I'm the bottom, you're the top [music] [music] But if, baby, I'm the bottom, you're the top [music]
475 00:28:14,277 00:28:16,029 [ Both Laughing ] [ Both Laughing ]
476 00:28:31,795 00:28:33,797 [music] [ Kathy Humming ] [music] [ Kathy Humming ]
477 00:28:39,427 00:28:40,427 You're the top. You're the top.
478 00:28:40,470 00:28:41,888 How can you sing? I'm dizzy. How can you sing? I'm dizzy.
479 00:28:41,971 00:28:44,391 [music] You're a dancing belly; [music] You're a dancing belly;
480 00:28:44,474 00:28:45,975 [music] You're the top [music] [music] You're the top [music]
481 00:28:46,976 00:28:48,937 [music] You're a hot tamale [music] [music] You're a hot tamale [music]
482 00:28:49,604 00:28:51,064 [music] You're an angel [music] [music] You're an angel [music]
483 00:28:51,147 00:28:53,566 [music] You're simply too, too, too diveen [music] [music] You're simply too, too, too diveen [music]
484 00:28:53,650 00:28:55,151 [music] You're a Botticelli [music] [music] You're a Botticelli [music]
485 00:28:55,276 00:28:57,028 [music] You're Keats [music] [music] You're Shelley [music] [music] You're Keats [music] [music] You're Shelley [music]
486 00:28:57,153 00:28:59,114 [music] You're Ovaltine [music] Aw. [music] You're Ovaltine [music] Aw.
487 00:28:59,864 00:29:01,783 [music] You're a boon [music] [music] You're a boon [music]
488 00:29:02,826 00:29:04,953 [music] You're the darn at Boulder [music] [music] You're the darn at Boulder [music]
489 00:29:05,495 00:29:08,123 [music] You're the moon [music] Really? [music] You're the moon [music] Really?
490 00:29:08,206 00:29:10,625 [music] Over Mae West's shoulder [music] [music] Over Mae West's shoulder [music]
491 00:29:10,750 00:29:13,294 [music] I'm a nominee [music] [music] Of the G.O.P. [music] [music] I'm a nominee [music] [music] Of the G.O.P. [music]
492 00:29:13,378 00:29:14,587 [music] Or GOP; [music] Or GOP;
493 00:29:14,671 00:29:16,911 [ Together ] [music] But if, baby, I'm the bottom [music] [ Together ] [music] But if, baby, I'm the bottom [music]
494 00:29:16,923 00:29:21,719 [music] You're the top [music] [music] You're the top [music]
495 00:29:21,803 00:29:23,805 Mopsie! Mopsie!
496 00:29:25,014 00:29:26,599 You Okay? You Okay?
497 00:29:26,683 00:29:29,102 I don't get enough exercise. You know that? I don't get enough exercise. You know that?
498 00:29:29,185 00:29:31,062 No? No?
499 00:29:31,146 00:29:32,647 No. No.
500 00:29:53,543 00:29:56,045 [ Birds Chirping ] [ Birds Chirping ]
501 00:30:01,593 00:30:03,344 [ Johnny ] [music] You're the top [music] [ Johnny ] [music] You're the top [music]
502 00:30:04,137 00:30:05,430 [music] You're the Colosseum [music] [music] You're the Colosseum [music]
503 00:30:05,555 00:30:06,931 You know the Colosseum? [ Brooke ] Mm-hmm. You know the Colosseum? [ Brooke ] Mm-hmm.
504 00:30:07,015 00:30:08,725 [music] You're the top [music] [music] You're the top [music]
505 00:30:08,808 00:30:11,644 [music] You're the Louvre museum [music] [music] You're the Louvre museum [music]
506 00:30:11,728 00:30:15,607 [music] You're a melody from a symphony by Strauss [music] [music] You're a melody from a symphony by Strauss [music]
507 00:30:15,690 00:30:18,067 [music] You're a Bendel bonnet, a Shakespeare sonnet [music] [music] You're a Bendel bonnet, a Shakespeare sonnet [music]
508 00:30:18,151 00:30:20,737 [music] You're Mickey Mouse [music] [music] You're Mickey Mouse [music]
509 00:30:20,820 00:30:23,656 [music] You're the Nile [music] [music] You're the Nile [music]
510 00:30:23,740 00:30:26,326 [music] You're the Tower of Pisa [music] [music] You're the Tower of Pisa [music]
511 00:30:26,409 00:30:31,331 [music] You're the smile on the Mona Lisa [music] [music] You're the smile on the Mona Lisa [music]
512 00:30:31,414 00:30:35,001 [music] I'm a worthless check, a total wreck, a flop [music] [music] I'm a worthless check, a total wreck, a flop [music]
513 00:30:35,084 00:30:37,212 [music] But if, baby, I'm the bottom [music] [music] But if, baby, I'm the bottom [music]
514 00:30:37,295 00:30:39,797 [music] You're the top [music] [music] You're the top [music]
515 00:30:39,923 00:30:41,382 You sing. Oh, yes. You sing. Oh, yes.
516 00:30:41,508 00:30:44,719 You finished? Tonight, we go to El Morocco. You finished? Tonight, we go to El Morocco.
517 00:30:44,802 00:30:47,138 My mother's always had a weakness for Latins. My mother's always had a weakness for Latins.
518 00:30:47,263 00:30:49,432 And you? I haven't had that weakness. And you? I haven't had that weakness.
519 00:30:49,557 00:30:51,851 No, no? My mother's in South America. No, no? My mother's in South America.
520 00:30:51,935 00:30:52,769 And your father? And your father?
521 00:30:52,852 00:30:54,521 My father isn't in South America. My father isn't in South America.
522 00:30:54,604 00:30:57,148 Ah, your mother and your father... Ah, your mother and your father...
523 00:30:57,273 00:30:59,234 You remember the crash? Oh, yes. You remember the crash? Oh, yes.
524 00:30:59,317 00:31:01,444 I come to America to make success. I come to America to make success.
525 00:31:01,528 00:31:03,696 And the day I come from the boat, crash. And the day I come from the boat, crash.
526 00:31:03,780 00:31:05,198 Well, you're doing all right. Well, you're doing all right.
527 00:31:05,323 00:31:08,201 Yes. Today, I'm very rich. How rich? Yes. Today, I'm very rich. How rich?
528 00:31:08,284 00:31:10,370 Oh. That rich? Oh. That rich?
529 00:31:10,453 00:31:13,206 Your father in the crash... Your father in the crash...
530 00:31:13,289 00:31:14,289 crash? crash?
531 00:31:14,332 00:31:15,458 Phfft! Phfft!
532 00:31:15,542 00:31:17,418 So, what you do? You have no money. So, what you do? You have no money.
533 00:31:17,502 00:31:20,046 That was the silly part of the whole thing. That was the silly part of the whole thing.
534 00:31:20,129 00:31:23,216 Daddy thought we were broke, but he just didn't know Mother. Daddy thought we were broke, but he just didn't know Mother.
535 00:31:23,341 00:31:25,343 He didn't know your mother? Not too well. He didn't know your mother? Not too well.
536 00:31:25,468 00:31:27,303 I see. [ Deep Breath ] I see. [ Deep Breath ]
537 00:31:27,428 00:31:30,557 She had about a million dollars hidden around the house. My goodness. She had about a million dollars hidden around the house. My goodness.
538 00:31:30,640 00:31:33,142 [ Imitating Mae West ] Goodness had nothing to do with it. [ Imitating Mae West ] Goodness had nothing to do with it.
539 00:31:33,268 00:31:35,353 Gary Cooper. [ Laughs ] Yeah. Gary Cooper. [ Laughs ] Yeah.
540 00:31:35,436 00:31:37,855 So what happened to your mother? So what happened to your mother?
541 00:31:37,939 00:31:39,399 She went down to South America. She went down to South America.
542 00:31:39,482 00:31:40,692 And she left you no money. And she left you no money.
543 00:31:40,817 00:31:42,735 Ah. Oh, a little, and she sends more every so often. Ah. Oh, a little, and she sends more every so often.
544 00:31:42,819 00:31:44,571 But lately, it hasn't been so often. But lately, it hasn't been so often.
545 00:31:44,654 00:31:46,614 In fact, we haven't heard from her in three months... In fact, we haven't heard from her in three months...
546 00:31:46,698 00:31:51,619 except for one postcard from Rio that just said, "Ole! Love, Mother." except for one postcard from Rio that just said, "Ole! Love, Mother."
547 00:31:51,703 00:31:53,204 But then you must need some money. But then you must need some money.
548 00:31:53,329 00:31:55,331 No, I don't. Oh, you don't? No, I don't. Oh, you don't?
549 00:31:55,415 00:31:57,417 But my hotel does. But my hotel does.
550 00:31:57,500 00:31:59,252 Your hotels need money. Your hotels need money.
551 00:31:59,335 00:32:02,255 Well, they must because they keep asking me all the time. Well, they must because they keep asking me all the time.
552 00:32:02,380 00:32:05,216 Well, this is terrible. That's just what I tell them. Well, this is terrible. That's just what I tell them.
553 00:32:05,300 00:32:07,260 I fix now this problem for you. I fix now this problem for you.
554 00:32:07,343 00:32:10,722 Oh, will you? Of course. I'm Venetian. Oh, will you? Of course. I'm Venetian.
555 00:32:10,847 00:32:14,017 Well, you're more than that. Yes. Well, you're more than that. Yes.
556 00:32:14,100 00:32:16,269 I'm Communist. I'm Communist.
557 00:32:16,352 00:32:18,146 Well, be that as it may... Well, be that as it may...
558 00:32:18,229 00:32:19,731 [music] You're the top [music] [music] You're the top [music]
559 00:32:20,690 00:32:22,609 [music] You're Mahatma Gandhi [music] [music] You're Mahatma Gandhi [music]
560 00:32:22,692 00:32:24,068 [music] You're the top [music] [music] You're the top [music]
561 00:32:24,193 00:32:27,947 [music] You're... Napoleon brandy; Oh, Napoleon. [music] You're... Napoleon brandy; Oh, Napoleon.
562 00:32:28,031 00:32:31,409 [music] Yeah, you're the purple light of a summer night in Spain [music] [music] Yeah, you're the purple light of a summer night in Spain [music]
563 00:32:31,492 00:32:32,952 Italy. Scusi. Shh! Italy. Scusi. Shh!
564 00:32:33,036 00:32:35,455 [music] You're the National Gallery You're Garbo's salary [music] [music] You're the National Gallery You're Garbo's salary [music]
565 00:32:35,538 00:32:36,539 [music] You're... [music] Yeah? [music] You're... [music] Yeah?
566 00:32:36,623 00:32:38,916 [music] Cellophane [music] Oh. [music] Cellophane [music] Oh.
567 00:32:39,000 00:32:41,294 [music] You're sublime [music] [music] You're sublime [music]
568 00:32:41,377 00:32:43,755 [music] You're a turkey dinner; [music] You're a turkey dinner;
569 00:32:43,880 00:32:48,676 [music] You're the time of that Derby winner [music] No. [music] You're the time of that Derby winner [music] No.
570 00:32:48,760 00:32:53,348 [ Together ] [music] I'm a toy balloon that is fated soon to pop [music] [ Together ] [music] I'm a toy balloon that is fated soon to pop [music]
571 00:32:53,431 00:32:55,767 [music] But if, baby, I'm the bottom [music] [music] But if, baby, I'm the bottom [music]
572 00:32:55,892 00:32:59,145 [music] You're the top [music] [ Vehicle Horn Honking ] [music] You're the top [music] [ Vehicle Horn Honking ]
573 00:32:59,228 00:33:04,609 [music] [ Both Holding Note ] [music] [ Both Holding Note ]
574 00:33:06,402 00:33:08,446 [ Vehicles Passing ] [ Horns Honking ] [ Vehicles Passing ] [ Horns Honking ]
575 00:33:08,988 00:33:11,574 [ Man ] Curtain's going up! Curtain is going up! [ Man ] Curtain's going up! Curtain is going up!
576 00:33:12,784 00:33:15,787 Curtain's going up! The curtain is going up! Curtain's going up! The curtain is going up!
577 00:33:15,870 00:33:18,539 [ Horns Continue Honking ] [ Horns Continue Honking ]
578 00:33:23,586 00:33:25,421 [ No Audible Dialogue ] [ No Audible Dialogue ]
579 00:33:37,433 00:33:39,352 [music] [ Orchestra: Overture ] [music] [ Orchestra: Overture ]
580 00:33:41,396 00:33:44,023 [music] [ Continues ] [music] [ Continues ]
581 00:33:54,867 00:33:57,286 Thank you. Would you mind terribly checking this with our other things? Thank you. Would you mind terribly checking this with our other things?
582 00:33:57,370 00:33:59,038 I'll do it for you, handsome. I'll do it for you, handsome.
583 00:33:59,163 00:34:02,041 Take the night off. Anytime you say, kiddo. Take the night off. Anytime you say, kiddo.
584 00:34:03,334 00:34:05,753 Excuse me. Um... Excuse me. Um...
585 00:34:05,837 00:34:07,839 Excuse me. Thank you. Excuse me. Thank you.
586 00:34:09,424 00:34:11,134 Excuse me. Thank you. Excuse me. Thank you.
587 00:34:13,094 00:34:16,597 Excuse me. Thank you. Excuse me. Thank you.
588 00:34:16,681 00:34:18,015 [ Sighs ] Excuse me. [ Sighs ] Excuse me.
589 00:34:18,099 00:34:19,934 Thank you. Thank you.
590 00:34:20,017 00:34:22,228 Oh, my, look at that. Look at what? Oh, my, look at that. Look at what?
591 00:34:22,311 00:34:24,021 What's the matter? Nothing really. What's the matter? Nothing really.
592 00:34:24,105 00:34:26,566 I'm afraid that one of you is in one of our seats. I'm afraid that one of you is in one of our seats.
593 00:34:26,649 00:34:29,402 Nonsense. There's two seats. One for each of you. Nonsense. There's two seats. One for each of you.
594 00:34:29,485 00:34:30,903 Yes, but the ones I bought were together. See? Yes, but the ones I bought were together. See?
595 00:34:30,987 00:34:32,697 Six and seven. You're in seven. Six and seven. You're in seven.
596 00:34:32,822 00:34:34,866 What's wrong with that one? That's nine. What's wrong with that one? That's nine.
597 00:34:34,991 00:34:37,535 You're being very literal. It's not for me. It's for Rodney. You're being very literal. It's not for me. It's for Rodney.
598 00:34:37,618 00:34:39,954 He cries at shows. Sometimes I have to hold his hand. He cries at shows. Sometimes I have to hold his hand.
599 00:34:40,037 00:34:42,665 Or I become uncontrollable. He becomes uncontrollable. Or I become uncontrollable. He becomes uncontrollable.
600 00:34:42,749 00:34:44,584 Well, I wouldn't want to break anything up. Well, I wouldn't want to break anything up.
601 00:34:44,667 00:34:47,128 Shove over, Spagnoli. Thank you. Shove over, Spagnoli. Thank you.
602 00:34:47,211 00:34:48,379 Hmm! Hmm!
603 00:34:53,676 00:34:55,636 [ No Audible Dialogue ] [ No Audible Dialogue ]
604 00:34:57,638 00:35:00,224 Oh, fine. Now I've got King Kong in front of me. Oh, fine. Now I've got King Kong in front of me.
605 00:35:00,308 00:35:02,185 Huh? Ah, yes. Huh? Ah, yes.
606 00:35:13,988 00:35:15,990 Look what you've done. What? Look what you've done. What?
607 00:35:16,073 00:35:18,493 King Kong's wife. King Kong's wife.
608 00:35:18,576 00:35:21,579 Oh. Oh, dear. Oh. Oh, dear.
609 00:35:21,662 00:35:24,040 Can you see the stage? Not at all. Can you see the stage? Not at all.
610 00:35:24,123 00:35:27,126 You have taken the only seat from which anything is visible. You have taken the only seat from which anything is visible.
611 00:35:27,210 00:35:29,295 I hope you enjoy the show. I hope you enjoy the show.
612 00:35:29,378 00:35:33,090 Allow me. Shall we? Allow me. Shall we?
613 00:35:33,216 00:35:35,927 What's the matter? It's an old children's game. It's called musical chairs. What's the matter? It's an old children's game. It's called musical chairs.
614 00:35:36,052 00:35:39,096 Huh? We're switching again, junior, 'cause you got such terrific: seats. Huh? We're switching again, junior, 'cause you got such terrific: seats.
615 00:35:39,222 00:35:41,662 This gentleman's gonna switch with that-gentleman. Excuse me. This gentleman's gonna switch with that-gentleman. Excuse me.
616 00:35:51,651 00:35:53,569 [music] [ Orchestra: Intro ] [music] [ Orchestra: Intro ]
617 00:36:06,290 00:36:10,837 [music] Now, before this modern idea had burst; [music] Now, before this modern idea had burst;
618 00:36:10,920 00:36:15,258 [music] About the women and children first; [music] About the women and children first;
619 00:36:15,341 00:36:21,264 [music] The men had much more charm than they have today [music] [music] The men had much more charm than they have today [music]
620 00:36:23,516 00:36:28,271 [music] And if only one of that type survived [music] [music] And if only one of that type survived [music]
621 00:36:28,354 00:36:32,441 [music] The very moment that he arrived [music] [music] The very moment that he arrived [music]
622 00:36:32,525 00:36:39,657 [music] I know I'd fall in a great big way; [music] I know I'd fall in a great big way;
623 00:36:41,242 00:36:44,161 [music] I can't imagine being bad [music] [music] I can't imagine being bad [music]
624 00:36:45,037 00:36:47,874 [music] With any Arrow collar ad [music] [music] With any Arrow collar ad [music]
625 00:36:49,292 00:36:52,879 [music] Nor could I take the slightest joy [music] [music] Nor could I take the slightest joy [music]
626 00:36:52,962 00:36:58,843 [music] In waking up a college boy; [music] In waking up a college boy;
627 00:36:59,552 00:37:02,638 [music] I've no desire to be alone [music] [music] I've no desire to be alone [music]
628 00:37:03,848 00:37:07,685 [music] With Rudy Vallee's megaphone [music] [music] With Rudy Vallee's megaphone [music]
629 00:37:07,768 00:37:12,773 [music] So when I'm saying my prayers [music] [music] So when I'm saying my prayers [music]
630 00:37:12,857 00:37:22,116 [music] I say [music] [music] I say [music]
631 00:37:26,370 00:37:29,290 [music] Find me [music] [music] Find me [music]
632 00:37:29,373 00:37:33,085 [music] A primitive man [music] [music] A primitive man [music]
633 00:37:33,169 00:37:36,005 [music] Built on [music] [music] Built on [music]
634 00:37:36,088 00:37:39,508 [music] A primitive plan [music] [music] A primitive plan [music]
635 00:37:39,592 00:37:42,803 [music] Someone [music] [music] Someone [music]
636 00:37:42,887 00:37:46,015 [music] With vigor and vim [music] [music] With vigor and vim [music]
637 00:37:46,098 00:37:49,268 [music] I don't mean the kind that belongs to a club [music] [music] I don't mean the kind that belongs to a club [music]
638 00:37:49,352 00:37:52,688 [music] But the kind that has a club that belongs to him [music] [music] But the kind that has a club that belongs to him [music]
639 00:37:52,772 00:37:56,233 [music] I could be [music] [music] I could be [music]
640 00:37:56,317 00:37:59,278 [music] The personal slave [music] [music] The personal slave [music]
641 00:37:59,362 00:38:03,032 [music] Oi someone [music] [music] Oi someone [music]
642 00:38:03,115 00:38:06,661 [music] Just out of a cave [music] [music] Just out of a cave [music]
643 00:38:06,744 00:38:10,456 [music] The only man who will ever win me [music] [music] The only man who will ever win me [music]
644 00:38:10,539 00:38:13,501 [music] Has gotta wake up the gypsy in me [music] [music] Has gotta wake up the gypsy in me [music]
645 00:38:13,584 00:38:20,299 [music] Find me a primitive man [music] [music] Find me a primitive man [music]
646 00:38:20,383 00:38:24,011 [music] Find me [music] [music] Find me [music]
647 00:38:24,095 00:38:26,222 [music] A primitive man [music] [music] A primitive man [music]
648 00:38:30,226 00:38:32,269 [ Cavemen Grunting ] [ Cavemen Grunting ]
649 00:38:35,356 00:38:37,566 [music] [ Cancan ] [music] [ Cancan ]
650 00:38:51,747 00:38:55,126 Kathy Krumm. Shh. She's not so bad. Kathy Krumm. Shh. She's not so bad.
651 00:38:55,209 00:38:57,128 No, Skeezix. That's Kathy Krumm. No, Skeezix. That's Kathy Krumm.
652 00:38:57,253 00:39:00,673 You know her? Sure. We went to school together. P.S. 122. You know her? Sure. We went to school together. P.S. 122.
653 00:39:00,756 00:39:02,550 You went to P.S. 122? Shh. You went to P.S. 122? Shh.
654 00:39:04,010 00:39:06,137 [ Grunting ] [ Grunting ]
655 00:39:06,220 00:39:07,930 [ Shouting, Jabbering ] [ Shouting, Jabbering ]
656 00:39:11,267 00:39:12,768 [ Exclaims ] [ Exclaims ]
657 00:39:15,271 00:39:16,439 [ Sharp Whistle ] [ Sharp Whistle ]
658 00:39:18,065 00:39:21,193 [music] Trouve moi [music] [music] Trouve moi [music]
659 00:39:21,318 00:39:24,864 [music] Un homme primitif [music] [ Murmuring ] [music] Un homme primitif [music] [ Murmuring ]
660 00:39:24,947 00:39:27,533 [music] Trouve moi [music] [music] Trouve moi [music]
661 00:39:27,616 00:39:29,035 [music] Un garcon naif [music] [music] Un garcon naif [music]
662 00:39:29,118 00:39:31,162 Ah! [ Muttering ] Ah! [ Muttering ]
663 00:39:39,170 00:39:40,254 Hey! Hey!
664 00:39:40,337 00:39:42,465 [ Tarzan Yell ] [ Tarzan Yell ]
665 00:39:43,758 00:39:46,385 [music] Trouve moi un homme primitif [music] Trouve moi un homme primitif
666 00:39:47,636 00:39:49,388 Follow me. Follow me.
667 00:39:49,472 00:39:51,515 This way. This way. Hello. Hello. This way. This way. Hello. Hello.
668 00:39:51,640 00:39:53,601 How'd you like the show? Sensational. Sensational. How'd you like the show? Sensational. Sensational.
669 00:39:53,684 00:39:55,019 Sisters. Mm-hmm. Sisters. Mm-hmm.
670 00:39:55,102 00:39:56,562 Hi, gorgeous. Hello there. Hi, gorgeous. Hello there.
671 00:39:56,645 00:39:58,314 Oh, boy. An American Indian. Hey. Oh, boy. An American Indian. Hey.
672 00:39:59,565 00:40:01,233 [ Brooke ] Congratulations. I don't know this girl. [ Brooke ] Congratulations. I don't know this girl.
673 00:40:01,317 00:40:03,117 You don't know this girl? I've never seen her. You don't know this girl? I've never seen her.
674 00:40:03,194 00:40:04,987 Hi, Mopsie. Hi, Mopsie.
675 00:40:05,112 00:40:07,531 You don't know these girls. Well! You don't know these girls. Well!
676 00:40:07,656 00:40:09,325 Oh, thank you. [ Laughing ] Oh, thank you. [ Laughing ]
677 00:40:09,408 00:40:11,243 Scusi. [ Squeals ] Scusi. [ Squeals ]
678 00:40:11,327 00:40:13,746 Excuse me. 'You-[ Laughs ] Excuse me. 'You-[ Laughs ]
679 00:40:13,829 00:40:15,039 [ Groans ] Oh. [ Groans ] Oh.
680 00:40:15,164 00:40:16,916 [ Laughing ] [ Mock Laughing ] [ Laughing ] [ Mock Laughing ]
681 00:40:17,416 00:40:18,751 Shh. Shh.
682 00:40:18,834 00:40:20,586 [ Thumps ] [ Kathy ] Who is it? [ Thumps ] [ Kathy ] Who is it?
683 00:40:20,669 00:40:21,879 Shh. Shh.
684 00:40:24,090 00:40:26,175 Mopsie! Was I good? Mopsie! Was I good?
685 00:40:27,134 00:40:29,512 Oh! Thank you. [ Laughing ] Oh! Thank you. [ Laughing ]
686 00:40:29,595 00:40:30,888 I have another surprise for you. You do? I have another surprise for you. You do?
687 00:40:30,971 00:40:32,598 Mm-hmm. Oh, he's very cute. Mm-hmm. Oh, he's very cute.
688 00:40:32,681 00:40:35,434 No, not him. Behind you. No, not him. Behind you.
689 00:40:35,518 00:40:37,478 Kathy Krumm, you're a nasty girl. Kathy Krumm, you're a nasty girl.
690 00:40:37,561 00:40:39,105 Brookski! Brookski!
691 00:40:39,188 00:40:42,108 P.S... 1-2-2! P.S... 1-2-2!
692 00:40:42,191 00:40:44,110 [ Together ] 1-2-2! And... [ Together ] 1-2-2! And...
693 00:40:44,193 00:40:45,277 [music] [ Humming ] [music] [ Humming ]
694 00:40:45,361 00:40:47,201 [music] Hurrah for the orange and blue [music] [music] Hurrah for the orange and blue [music]
695 00:40:47,238 00:40:49,365 [music] To 1-2-2 we will ever be true [music] [music] To 1-2-2 we will ever be true [music]
696 00:40:49,448 00:40:51,450 [music] She gives us the knowledge to send us to college [music] [music] She gives us the knowledge to send us to college [music]
697 00:40:51,534 00:40:52,993 [music] Hurrah for the orange and blue [music] [music] Hurrah for the orange and blue [music]
698 00:40:53,077 00:40:53,953 [ Shrieking ] [ Shrieking ]
699 00:40:54,036 00:40:55,036 Come in here! Come in here!
700 00:40:55,079 00:40:56,789 [ Both Chattering, Laughing ] [ Both Chattering, Laughing ]
701 00:40:56,872 00:40:59,875 [ Kathy ] Look at you! You look absolutely gorgeous! [ Kathy ] Look at you! You look absolutely gorgeous!
702 00:41:03,295 00:41:06,215 [music][ Up-tempo ] [music][ Up-tempo ]
703 00:41:12,888 00:41:14,890 [ Kathy ] What about the time that Mr. Petrovich-[ Brooke ] Don't you dare. [ Kathy ] What about the time that Mr. Petrovich-[ Brooke ] Don't you dare.
704 00:41:15,015 00:41:17,375 Made a pass at you in the gym-Stop. It was the locker room. Made a pass at you in the gym-Stop. It was the locker room.
705 00:41:17,393 00:41:19,019 After that game? That game was in the locker room. After that game? That game was in the locker room.
706 00:41:19,103 00:41:20,479 I can't stand it! [ Giggling 1 I can't stand it! [ Giggling 1
707 00:41:20,563 00:41:22,606 I haven't thought about that. Neither have I. I haven't thought about that. Neither have I.
708 00:41:22,690 00:41:24,984 But isn't he the one that started calling you Brookski? But isn't he the one that started calling you Brookski?
709 00:41:25,067 00:41:27,361 You're right. I'd forgotten all about him. You're right. I'd forgotten all about him.
710 00:41:27,444 00:41:28,988 Ooh, was he mean. [ Both Giggling ] Ooh, was he mean. [ Both Giggling ]
711 00:41:29,113 00:41:30,698 Mr. Spanish. Yeah? Mr. Spanish. Yeah?
712 00:41:30,781 00:41:33,701 I've been thinking. You remind me of someone I'm really quite fond of. I've been thinking. You remind me of someone I'm really quite fond of.
713 00:41:33,826 00:41:35,452 Yes? Who? Me. Yes? Who? Me.
714 00:41:35,536 00:41:37,329 Si. Mike and I, they look alike. Si. Mike and I, they look alike.
715 00:41:37,454 00:41:40,457 Yeah, except you look better. Oh, no. I prefer you. Yeah, except you look better. Oh, no. I prefer you.
716 00:41:40,583 00:41:43,627 Oh, you're too kind. Would you care to dance? That's a good idea. Oh, you're too kind. Would you care to dance? That's a good idea.
717 00:41:43,752 00:41:45,296 Do you mind if I lead? My pleasure. Do you mind if I lead? My pleasure.
718 00:41:45,379 00:41:47,173 Listen to Mutt and Jeff. We can't talk for two minutes... Listen to Mutt and Jeff. We can't talk for two minutes...
719 00:41:47,298 00:41:48,465 Two hours. And a half. Two hours. And a half.
720 00:41:48,549 00:41:50,301 Not counting the car ride. It's been years and years. Not counting the car ride. It's been years and years.
721 00:41:50,426 00:41:52,136 I thought you didn't smoke. I don't. I thought you didn't smoke. I don't.
722 00:41:52,261 00:41:54,680 Lots of terrible things have happened. What about that time in biology? Lots of terrible things have happened. What about that time in biology?
723 00:41:54,763 00:41:56,765 Would you yield for a question? Would you yield for a question?
724 00:41:56,849 00:41:58,350 [ Together ] We'll consider it. [ Together ] We'll consider it.
725 00:41:58,475 00:42:01,979 About public: school. I can't picture Brookie there. [ Others ] Brookski! About public: school. I can't picture Brookie there. [ Others ] Brookski!
726 00:42:02,104 00:42:04,315 Neither could the school. Mother thought I was getting spoiled. Neither could the school. Mother thought I was getting spoiled.
727 00:42:04,440 00:42:06,984 So she took me out of Miss Hopkins's. And into 1-2-2. So she took me out of Miss Hopkins's. And into 1-2-2.
728 00:42:07,109 00:42:10,154 [music] Hurrah for the orange and blue [music] [ Johnny, Mike ] And then what happened? [music] Hurrah for the orange and blue [music] [ Johnny, Mike ] And then what happened?
729 00:42:10,237 00:42:12,198 Nothing. Mother was right. I was spoiled. Nothing. Mother was right. I was spoiled.
730 00:42:12,281 00:42:14,617 After one year, boing- back I went to Miss Hopkins's. After one year, boing- back I went to Miss Hopkins's.
731 00:42:14,742 00:42:15,951 What's it mean, boing? She got kicked out. What's it mean, boing? She got kicked out.
732 00:42:16,035 00:42:18,704 My mom couldn't afford it, so we didn't see each other much after that. My mom couldn't afford it, so we didn't see each other much after that.
733 00:42:18,787 00:42:20,497 Why don't you guys go take a walk or something? Why don't you guys go take a walk or something?
734 00:42:20,623 00:42:22,249 We did that. Twice. We did that. Twice.
735 00:42:23,959 00:42:25,669 Then go tie your tie. Then go tie your tie.
736 00:42:26,670 00:42:28,172 You too. You too.
737 00:42:34,053 00:42:36,055 Sir, you're not in fashion. Sir, you're not in fashion.
738 00:42:43,771 00:42:45,940 Thank you very much for pointing that out. Thank you very much for pointing that out.
739 00:42:46,023 00:42:47,775 You're quite welcome. You're quite welcome.
740 00:42:51,111 00:42:52,905 It's the fashion, George. It's the fashion, George.
741 00:42:52,988 00:42:56,575 I know, but Mildred is so out of touch. I know, but Mildred is so out of touch.
742 00:42:56,659 00:42:59,536 I am not. She is not. I am not. She is not.
743 00:43:01,080 00:43:02,790 What are you doing, lady? Hands off of my husband. What are you doing, lady? Hands off of my husband.
744 00:43:02,873 00:43:05,251 It's the latest fashion. [ All Muttering ] It's the latest fashion. [ All Muttering ]
745 00:43:05,334 00:43:08,087 I think we'd better dance before they throw us out. I think we'd better dance before they throw us out.
746 00:43:08,170 00:43:11,423 Yeah. Okay, spaghetti. Let's go. Yeah. Okay, spaghetti. Let's go.
747 00:43:11,507 00:43:14,385 [music] [ Slow Tempo ] [music] [ Slow Tempo ]
748 00:43:20,975 00:43:23,310 [ No Audible Dialogue ] [ No Audible Dialogue ]
749 00:43:31,068 00:43:34,655 [ Johnny Chattering ] [ Johnny Chattering ]
750 00:43:34,738 00:43:37,574 Canals. And it's so nice. Canals. And it's so nice.
751 00:43:37,658 00:43:42,121 [music] [ Up-tempo ] [music] If you're ever in a jam, here I am [music] [music] [ Up-tempo ] [music] If you're ever in a jam, here I am [music]
752 00:43:42,204 00:43:43,956 Yeah. You've got it. Yeah. You've got it.
753 00:43:44,039 00:43:48,919 [music] If you ever need a pal, I'm your gal [music] [music] If you ever need a pal, I'm your gal [music]
754 00:43:49,003 00:43:51,297 [music] If you ever feel so happy; [music] If you ever feel so happy;
755 00:43:51,380 00:43:53,924 [music] You land in jail, I'm your bail [music] [music] You land in jail, I'm your bail [music]
756 00:43:54,008 00:43:56,844 [ Together ] [music] It's friendship, friendship [music] [ Together ] [music] It's friendship, friendship [music]
757 00:43:56,927 00:43:59,179 [music] Just the perfect blendship [music] [music] Just the perfect blendship [music]
758 00:43:59,263 00:44:01,557 [music] When other friendships have been forgot [music] [music] When other friendships have been forgot [music]
759 00:44:02,182 00:44:03,726 [music] Ours will still be hot; [music] Ours will still be hot;
760 00:44:03,851 00:44:05,644 [music] Lah-dle-ah-dle-ah-dle [music] Dig, dig, dig. [music] Lah-dle-ah-dle-ah-dle [music] Dig, dig, dig.
761 00:44:05,728 00:44:06,770 Whee! Whee!
762 00:44:16,196 00:44:19,116 [music] If you ever lose your way, come to "K" [music] [music] If you ever lose your way, come to "K" [music]
763 00:44:19,199 00:44:21,118 I'm getting tired of this. I'm getting tired of this.
764 00:44:21,201 00:44:24,121 [music] If you're ever in a flop, call for MOP [music] [music] If you're ever in a flop, call for MOP [music]
765 00:44:24,246 00:44:25,998 Oh, MOP. [music] By the other hand [music] Oh, MOP. [music] By the other hand [music]
766 00:44:26,123 00:44:29,501 [music] If you ever take a boat and get lost at sea [music] Yes? [music] If you ever take a boat and get lost at sea [music] Yes?
767 00:44:29,585 00:44:30,753 What? [music] Write to me [music] What? [music] Write to me [music]
768 00:44:30,836 00:44:33,630 [music] It's friendship, friendship [music] [music] It's friendship, friendship [music]
769 00:44:33,714 00:44:35,716 [music] Just the perfect blendship [music] [music] Just the perfect blendship [music]
770 00:44:35,799 00:44:38,469 [music] When other friendships have been forgit [music] [music] When other friendships have been forgit [music]
771 00:44:38,552 00:44:40,262 [music] Ours will still be it [music] [music] Ours will still be it [music]
772 00:44:40,387 00:44:42,014 [music] Lah-dle-ah-dle-ah-dle [music] Chuck, chuck, chuck. [music] Lah-dle-ah-dle-ah-dle [music] Chuck, chuck, chuck.
773 00:44:42,097 00:44:43,307 Oh, that's cute. Thank you. Oh, that's cute. Thank you.
774 00:44:43,390 00:44:45,517 [ Together ] One, two, three, four, [ Together ] One, two, three, four,
775 00:44:45,601 00:44:48,437 five, six, seven, eight, and... five, six, seven, eight, and...
776 00:44:50,314 00:44:51,914 Hey, you wanna spend Sunday on the Sound? Hey, you wanna spend Sunday on the Sound?
777 00:44:51,982 00:44:53,942 Oh, would you, Brooke? He's got a terrific house. Oh, would you, Brooke? He's got a terrific house.
778 00:44:54,026 00:44:56,028 Well, I'd have to get some clothes. Me too. Well, I'd have to get some clothes. Me too.
779 00:44:56,111 00:44:57,488 And Beth. And Beth.
780 00:44:57,613 00:44:59,490 Lead off, Mr. Spanish. Yeah! Lead off, Mr. Spanish. Yeah!
781 00:44:59,573 00:45:02,701 [music] If you're ever down a well, ring my bell [music] [music] If you're ever down a well, ring my bell [music]
782 00:45:02,785 00:45:04,370 Choc-chem! Choc-chem!
783 00:45:04,453 00:45:07,414 [music] If you ever catch on fire, send a wire [music] [music] If you ever catch on fire, send a wire [music]
784 00:45:07,498 00:45:09,041 I Will, I Will. Yeah? I Will, I Will. Yeah?
785 00:45:09,124 00:45:14,380 [music] If you ever lose your teeth and you're out to dine, borrow mine [music] [music] If you ever lose your teeth and you're out to dine, borrow mine [music]
786 00:45:14,463 00:45:17,174 [music] It's friendship, friendship [music] [music] It's friendship, friendship [music]
787 00:45:17,257 00:45:19,301 [music] Just the perfect blendship [music] [music] Just the perfect blendship [music]
788 00:45:19,385 00:45:22,012 [music] When other friendships have ceased to gel [music] [music] When other friendships have ceased to gel [music]
789 00:45:22,096 00:45:23,806 [music] Ours will still be swell [music] [music] Ours will still be swell [music]
790 00:45:23,931 00:45:25,599 [music] Lah-dle-ah-dle-ah-dle [music] Hep, hep, hep. [music] Lah-dle-ah-dle-ah-dle [music] Hep, hep, hep.
791 00:45:25,682 00:45:27,101 [ Fingers Snap ] Whee! [ Fingers Snap ] Whee!
792 00:45:28,811 00:45:31,438 [ Honking ] [ Honking ]
793 00:45:31,522 00:45:33,357 [ Beth ] I'm coming! I'm coming! [ Beth ] I'm coming! I'm coming!
794 00:45:33,482 00:45:35,567 I'm coming. Well, hurry up. We've been waiting all night. I'm coming. Well, hurry up. We've been waiting all night.
795 00:45:35,692 00:45:38,445 Oh, Brooke, it is late. It is not. Oh, Brooke, it is late. It is not.
796 00:45:38,529 00:45:40,114 This will make it earlier, Beth. This will make it earlier, Beth.
797 00:45:40,197 00:45:41,865 I'm Mike Pritchard. How do you do? I'm Mike Pritchard. How do you do?
798 00:45:41,990 00:45:45,577 Well, I don't mind if I-Where did you find him? He goes with Kathy here. Well, I don't mind if I-Where did you find him? He goes with Kathy here.
799 00:45:45,661 00:45:47,371 Remember my old friend Kathy? I told you about her. Remember my old friend Kathy? I told you about her.
800 00:45:47,496 00:45:51,041 Oh, that little girl from public: school. Well, I grew, if you don't mind. Oh, that little girl from public: school. Well, I grew, if you don't mind.
801 00:45:51,166 00:45:54,378 You got good taste too. He's just someone I ran into. You got good taste too. He's just someone I ran into.
802 00:45:54,503 00:45:56,463 I like your friend. And she's single too. I like your friend. And she's single too.
803 00:45:56,547 00:45:57,589 Oh, really? Thanks a lot. Oh, really? Thanks a lot.
804 00:45:57,714 00:46:00,843 Any more at home like you? Mercifully not. Any more at home like you? Mercifully not.
805 00:46:00,968 00:46:03,971 You're just jealous. Well, what do they call you, big boy? You're just jealous. Well, what do they call you, big boy?
806 00:46:04,054 00:46:06,390 Rodney James. Rod. Rodney James. Rod.
807 00:46:06,515 00:46:09,393 That, I'm afraid, is the diminutive. [ Engine Starts ] That, I'm afraid, is the diminutive. [ Engine Starts ]
808 00:46:09,518 00:46:12,187 Well, I bet you ain't. [ Others Laughing ] Well, I bet you ain't. [ Others Laughing ]
809 00:46:16,859 00:46:20,195 [ Backfiring, Gears Grinding ] [ Laughter Continues ] [ Backfiring, Gears Grinding ] [ Laughter Continues ]
810 00:46:25,492 00:46:28,579 [music] [ Singing Operatic Aria In Italian ] [music] [ Singing Operatic Aria In Italian ]
811 00:46:35,043 00:46:37,254 [ Kathy Laughing ] Get in here, John. [ Kathy Laughing ] Get in here, John.
812 00:46:37,337 00:46:39,089 [music] Bravo [music] [music] Bravo [music]
813 00:46:39,173 00:46:41,425 You missed three rounds, John. Four. Four. Four. You missed three rounds, John. Four. Four. Four.
814 00:46:41,508 00:46:44,970 Oh, that's right, Mertle. Guzzle it, you old drunk. Oh, that's right, Mertle. Guzzle it, you old drunk.
815 00:46:45,053 00:46:47,306 I must say that bird drinks like a fish. I must say that bird drinks like a fish.
816 00:46:47,389 00:46:48,891 Thank you. Thank you.
817 00:46:50,184 00:46:51,935 Broke, you drink too? Broke, you drink too?
818 00:46:52,060 00:46:54,188 Brooke. Brook. Brooke. Brook.
819 00:46:54,271 00:46:55,272 No. Brooke. No. Brooke.
820 00:46:55,355 00:46:56,940 Si. Bruke. Si. Bruke.
821 00:46:57,024 00:46:58,650 [ Chuckling ] [ Chuckling ]
822 00:46:58,734 00:47:00,527 No wonder you never invited me to your place. No wonder you never invited me to your place.
823 00:47:00,611 00:47:02,488 Oh, dear. [ Engine Starts ] Oh, dear. [ Engine Starts ]
824 00:47:02,571 00:47:06,408 [music] If they ever black your eyes [music] [music] If they ever black your eyes [music]
825 00:47:06,492 00:47:09,995 [music] Put me wise [music] Yeah. [music] Put me wise [music] Yeah.
826 00:47:10,078 00:47:13,499 [music] If they ever cook your goose [music] [music] If they ever cook your goose [music]
827 00:47:13,582 00:47:15,542 [music] Turn me loose [music] [music] Turn me loose [music]
828 00:47:17,002 00:47:21,840 [music] If they ever put a bullet through your brain, I'll complain [music] [music] If they ever put a bullet through your brain, I'll complain [music]
829 00:47:21,924 00:47:24,635 [music] It's friendship, friendship [music] [music] It's friendship, friendship [music]
830 00:47:24,718 00:47:26,845 [music] Just the perfect blendship [music] [music] Just the perfect blendship [music]
831 00:47:26,929 00:47:29,556 [music] When other friendships go up in smoke [music] [music] When other friendships go up in smoke [music]
832 00:47:29,640 00:47:31,391 [music] Ours will still be oke [music] [music] Ours will still be oke [music]
833 00:47:31,517 00:47:33,477 [music] Lah-dle-ah-dle-ah-dle [music] Cluck, cluck, cluck. [music] Lah-dle-ah-dle-ah-dle [music] Cluck, cluck, cluck.
834 00:47:33,560 00:47:36,438 [ Laughing, Cheering ] [ Laughing, Cheering ]
835 00:47:36,522 00:47:38,315 Smell, smell, smell! Smell, smell, smell!
836 00:47:39,691 00:47:43,195 [ Laughing, Chattering ] [ Laughing, Chattering ]
837 00:47:48,951 00:47:50,911 No. I'm driving. Oh, come on. No. I'm driving. Oh, come on.
838 00:47:51,036 00:47:53,539 Oh, come on, Rod. You've only had one. Yeah, Rod. Oh, come on, Rod. You've only had one. Yeah, Rod.
839 00:47:53,622 00:47:55,958 That is not my name. I am simply not a "Rod." That is not my name. I am simply not a "Rod."
840 00:47:56,083 00:47:58,293 Thank heaven. Open wide. Thank heaven. Open wide.
841 00:47:58,377 00:47:59,503 Whoo. Whoo.
842 00:47:59,586 00:48:02,339 [music] If you ever lose your mind, I'll be kind [music] [music] If you ever lose your mind, I'll be kind [music]
843 00:48:02,464 00:48:03,966 Isn't he sweet? [ Brooke ] Yes. Isn't he sweet? [ Brooke ] Yes.
844 00:48:04,049 00:48:07,094 [music] If you ever lose your shirt, I'd be hurt [music] [music] If you ever lose your shirt, I'd be hurt [music]
845 00:48:07,177 00:48:08,971 There's a switch. There's a switch.
846 00:48:09,054 00:48:12,891 [music] If you're ever in a mill and get sawed in half, I won't laugh [music] [music] If you're ever in a mill and get sawed in half, I won't laugh [music]
847 00:48:12,975 00:48:15,269 [music] It's friendship, friendship [music] [music] It's friendship, friendship [music]
848 00:48:15,352 00:48:17,354 [music] Just the perfect blendship [music] [music] Just the perfect blendship [music]
849 00:48:17,437 00:48:19,898 [music] When other friendships have been forgate [music] [music] When other friendships have been forgate [music]
850 00:48:19,982 00:48:21,608 [music] Ours will still be great; [music] Ours will still be great;
851 00:48:21,733 00:48:23,360 [music] Lah-dle-ah-dle-ah-dle [music] Goo, goo, goo. [music] Lah-dle-ah-dle-ah-dle [music] Goo, goo, goo.
852 00:48:23,443 00:48:24,820 Bravo! Bravo!
853 00:48:24,903 00:48:28,407 [music] If they ever hang you, pard, send a card [music] [music] If they ever hang you, pard, send a card [music]
854 00:48:28,490 00:48:30,242 [ Mike Laughing ] [ Mike Laughing ]
855 00:48:30,325 00:48:33,453 [music] If they ever cut your throat, write a note [music] [music] If they ever cut your throat, write a note [music]
856 00:48:33,537 00:48:35,080 You have my word. You have my word.
857 00:48:35,163 00:48:37,583 [music] If they ever make a cannibal stew of you [music] [music] If they ever make a cannibal stew of you [music]
858 00:48:37,666 00:48:39,042 Yeah? [music] Invite me too [music] Yeah? [music] Invite me too [music]
859 00:48:39,126 00:48:41,795 [music] Oh, it's friendship, friendship [music] [music] Oh, it's friendship, friendship [music]
860 00:48:41,878 00:48:43,839 [music] Just the perfect blendship [music] [music] Just the perfect blendship [music]
861 00:48:43,922 00:48:46,675 [music] When other friendships are up the crick [music] [music] When other friendships are up the crick [music]
862 00:48:46,758 00:48:48,427 [music] Ours will still be slick [music] [music] Ours will still be slick [music]
863 00:48:48,510 00:48:50,220 [music] Lah-dle-ah-dle-ah-dle [music] Zip, zip, zip. [music] Lah-dle-ah-dle-ah-dle [music] Zip, zip, zip.
864 00:48:50,304 00:48:51,680 Woof, woof, woof. Woof, woof, woof.
865 00:48:51,805 00:48:54,224 Quack, quack, quack. Tweet, tweet, tweet. Quack, quack, quack. Tweet, tweet, tweet.
866 00:48:54,349 00:48:56,435 Peck, peck, peck. Push, push, push. Peck, peck, peck. Push, push, push.
867 00:48:56,518 00:48:58,770 Hip, hip, hip. Put, put, put. Hip, hip, hip. Put, put, put.
868 00:48:58,854 00:49:01,523 Give, give, give. Take, take, take. Give, give, give. Take, take, take.
869 00:49:01,607 00:49:03,984 [ Others Vocalizing, Laughing ] [ Others Vocalizing, Laughing ]
870 00:49:04,109 00:49:07,029 Rod. Rodney. Rod. Rodney.
871 00:49:07,154 00:49:09,656 Right. [ Mouthing Words ] [ Gasps ] Right. [ Mouthing Words ] [ Gasps ]
872 00:49:09,740 00:49:13,076 [ Vocalizing, Chattering Continue ] [ Vocalizing, Chattering Continue ]
873 00:49:25,922 00:49:28,550 [ Birds Chirping ] [ Birds Chirping ]
874 00:50:05,962 00:50:07,297 [ Muffled Groan ] [ Muffled Groan ]
875 00:50:31,238 00:50:32,572 [ Loud Slam ] [ Loud Slam ]
876 00:50:41,289 00:50:43,542 [ Door Opens ] Ah, Rodney. [ Door Opens ] Ah, Rodney.
877 00:50:43,625 00:50:45,502 Is she safe? Sir? Is she safe? Sir?
878 00:50:45,627 00:50:48,797 Did she get home safe? I thought she was with you, sir. Did she get home safe? I thought she was with you, sir.
879 00:50:48,880 00:50:50,215 Who? Miss Carter. Who? Miss Carter.
880 00:50:50,298 00:50:52,509 No Miss Carter. Little Annie Orphan. No Miss Carter. Little Annie Orphan.
881 00:50:52,592 00:50:54,386 You mean the figure in the comic? You mean the figure in the comic?
882 00:50:54,469 00:50:59,141 Of course. She has been trying to return to her Daddy Warbucks for three weeks. Of course. She has been trying to return to her Daddy Warbucks for three weeks.
883 00:50:59,224 00:51:01,560 He is not her real daddy because she is orphan. He is not her real daddy because she is orphan.
884 00:51:01,643 00:51:03,353 She has no mama, no daddy. She has no mama, no daddy.
885 00:51:03,478 00:51:06,648 She has no eyes either. Yeah. It's a symbol. She has no eyes either. Yeah. It's a symbol.
886 00:51:07,649 00:51:09,901 Ah. Well, sir, I haven't had a look yet. Ah. Well, sir, I haven't had a look yet.
887 00:51:09,985 00:51:11,862 Why don't you look for yourself? Why don't you look for yourself?
888 00:51:11,987 00:51:14,281 Oh, grazie, grazie. Is there anything else you'd like? Oh, grazie, grazie. Is there anything else you'd like?
889 00:51:14,364 00:51:16,074 Oh, no. Grazie. Thank you. It's enough. Oh, no. Grazie. Thank you. It's enough.
890 00:51:16,158 00:51:17,868 Whatever you say, sir. Whatever you say, sir.
891 00:51:20,328 00:51:22,247 Leaping lizards! Leaping lizards!
892 00:51:22,330 00:51:23,832 Sir? Sir?
893 00:51:23,915 00:51:26,835 Leaping lizards. She always says "Leaping lizards." Leaping lizards. She always says "Leaping lizards."
894 00:51:26,960 00:51:29,171 How eloquent. See, ma, she no home. How eloquent. See, ma, she no home.
895 00:51:29,296 00:51:32,257 I'm sorry to hear that. Yeah, tomorrow. I'm sorry to hear that. Yeah, tomorrow.
896 00:51:32,340 00:51:34,092 I shall say a small prayer. I shall say a small prayer.
897 00:51:34,176 00:51:36,803 Thank you! You are very gentle. Thank you! You are very gentle.
898 00:51:38,013 00:51:39,765 Thank you, sir. Thank you, sir.
899 00:51:42,851 00:51:45,353 [music] [ Singing, indistinct ] [music] [ Singing, indistinct ]
900 00:51:56,198 00:51:58,116 [ Loud Clatter ] [ Loud Clatter ]
901 00:52:03,038 00:52:04,456 [ Sizzles ] [ Sizzles ]
902 00:52:08,251 00:52:09,544 [ Clears Throat ] [ Clears Throat ]
903 00:52:09,628 00:52:12,589 [music] [ Humming, Singing ] [music] [ Humming, Singing ]
904 00:52:18,094 00:52:19,930 [ Sighs ] Leaping lizards. [ Sighs ] Leaping lizards.
905 00:52:20,055 00:52:22,474 What? Oh, never mind. What? Oh, never mind.
906 00:52:22,557 00:52:25,477 Don't just stand there. You look like a nervous turtle. Don't just stand there. You look like a nervous turtle.
907 00:52:25,602 00:52:27,354 Another reptile. Huh? Another reptile. Huh?
908 00:52:28,146 00:52:31,817 How does one tell, I wonder, when turtles are nervous? How does one tell, I wonder, when turtles are nervous?
909 00:52:31,900 00:52:34,402 Well, they stay in their shells, Rodney ol' James. Well, they stay in their shells, Rodney ol' James.
910 00:52:34,528 00:52:36,988 Well, that is not the case with this turtle. No, huh? Well, that is not the case with this turtle. No, huh?
911 00:52:37,072 00:52:40,283 No, he was simply amazed that anyone who could swill so much liquor of an evening... No, he was simply amazed that anyone who could swill so much liquor of an evening...
912 00:52:40,367 00:52:43,161 could possibly arise so early in the morning. could possibly arise so early in the morning.
913 00:52:43,245 00:52:45,288 I love the way you talk. I love the way you talk.
914 00:52:45,413 00:52:47,624 Thank you. You're welcome. Thank you. You're welcome.
915 00:52:47,707 00:52:49,793 Coffee's hot. Coffee's hot.
916 00:52:49,918 00:52:51,628 Thank you. You're welcome. Thank you. You're welcome.
917 00:52:52,546 00:52:54,881 Those for Miss Carter? Yep. Those for Miss Carter? Yep.
918 00:52:55,924 00:52:58,552 An eccentric breakfast, I dare say. An eccentric breakfast, I dare say.
919 00:52:58,677 00:53:01,346 Oh, she don't eat 'em. She don't-uh, doesn't? Oh, she don't eat 'em. She don't-uh, doesn't?
920 00:53:01,429 00:53:03,139 Nope. Nope.
921 00:53:03,265 00:53:06,017 Well, what does she do with them? She puts 'em on her face. Well, what does she do with them? She puts 'em on her face.
922 00:53:06,101 00:53:08,103 I see. Silly of me to ask. I see. Silly of me to ask.
923 00:53:09,187 00:53:13,191 I made some fresh orange juice in the icebox, if you want it. I made some fresh orange juice in the icebox, if you want it.
924 00:53:13,275 00:53:14,985 No, thank you. No, thank you.
925 00:53:15,068 00:53:18,238 I don't believe I'll eat or drink for several days. I don't believe I'll eat or drink for several days.
926 00:53:20,240 00:53:22,701 What do you all do around here to pass the time? What do you all do around here to pass the time?
927 00:53:22,784 00:53:24,828 [ Cucumber Crunches ] [ Cucumber Crunches ]
928 00:53:24,953 00:53:26,830 Oh, many things. Like? Oh, many things. Like?
929 00:53:28,164 00:53:30,584 Well, there are several splendid horses in the stable. Well, there are several splendid horses in the stable.
930 00:53:30,667 00:53:33,503 A large pool, a tennis court, a skeet range. A large pool, a tennis court, a skeet range.
931 00:53:33,587 00:53:35,839 Mr. Pritchard also plays poker, football... Mr. Pritchard also plays poker, football...
932 00:53:35,922 00:53:37,966 Oh, I love football. All that contact. Oh, I love football. All that contact.
933 00:53:38,049 00:53:40,427 Madam, please, keep your distance. Madam, please, keep your distance.
934 00:53:40,510 00:53:43,930 I was just gonna get some orange juice for Miss Brooke. I was just gonna get some orange juice for Miss Brooke.
935 00:53:47,309 00:53:48,810 I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
936 00:53:49,352 00:53:51,104 You're an old grouch. You're an old grouch.
937 00:53:51,187 00:53:52,898 That's true. That's true.
938 00:53:54,357 00:53:56,109 You can put the coffee down now. You can put the coffee down now.
939 00:54:00,697 00:54:02,198 [ Loud Slam ] [ Loud Slam ]
940 00:54:07,954 00:54:11,082 Isn't there anything you like to do? Yes, there is. Isn't there anything you like to do? Yes, there is.
941 00:54:11,166 00:54:12,626 What? Sleep. What? Sleep.
942 00:54:12,751 00:54:16,129 I bet you mean sleep too. Yes, I do. I bet you mean sleep too. Yes, I do.
943 00:54:16,212 00:54:17,714 [ Sighs ] [ Sighs ]
944 00:54:17,797 00:54:21,009 [music] But are you fond of riding, dear? [music] [music] But are you fond of riding, dear? [music]
945 00:54:21,092 00:54:23,762 [music] Kindly tell me if so [music] [music] Kindly tell me if so [music]
946 00:54:23,845 00:54:26,765 [music] Yes, I'm fond of riding, dear; [music] Yes, I'm fond of riding, dear;
947 00:54:26,848 00:54:28,600 [music] But in the morning, no; [music] But in the morning, no;
948 00:54:28,683 00:54:30,185 No? No. No? No.
949 00:54:30,268 00:54:33,605 [music] Well, are you good at shooting, dear? [music] [music] Well, are you good at shooting, dear? [music]
950 00:54:33,688 00:54:36,191 [music] Kindly tell me if so [music] [music] Kindly tell me if so [music]
951 00:54:36,274 00:54:39,277 [music] Yes, I'm good at shooting, dear [music] [music] Yes, I'm good at shooting, dear [music]
952 00:54:39,361 00:54:41,196 [music] But in the morning, no; [music] But in the morning, no;
953 00:54:41,279 00:54:46,660 [music] When the dawn's early light comes to crucify my night [music] [music] When the dawn's early light comes to crucify my night [music]
954 00:54:46,743 00:54:50,997 [ Loudly ] [music] That's the time when I'm in low; [ Loudly ] [music] That's the time when I'm in low;
955 00:54:53,249 00:54:56,169 [music] Are you fond of wrestling, dear? [music] [music] Are you fond of wrestling, dear? [music]
956 00:54:56,252 00:54:58,964 [music] Kindly tell me if so [music] [music] Kindly tell me if so [music]
957 00:54:59,047 00:55:01,925 [music] Yes, I'm fond of wrestling, dear; [music] Yes, I'm fond of wrestling, dear;
958 00:55:02,050 00:55:04,552 [music] But in the morning, no [music] No, no? [music] But in the morning, no [music] No, no?
959 00:55:04,636 00:55:07,305 [music] No, no, no, no, no; [music] No, no, no, no, no;
960 00:55:09,224 00:55:12,477 [ Exhales ] Have you got everything? [ Exhales ] Have you got everything?
961 00:55:12,560 00:55:14,062 Yes. Yes.
962 00:55:14,145 00:55:16,147 Shall we go amongst 'em? Shall we go amongst 'em?
963 00:55:16,231 00:55:18,024 I think we had better. I think we had better.
964 00:55:22,612 00:55:25,448 [music] Can you do the crawl, my dear? [music] [music] Can you do the crawl, my dear? [music]
965 00:55:25,532 00:55:28,034 [music] Kindly tell me if so [music] [ Sighs ] [music] Kindly tell me if so [music] [ Sighs ]
966 00:55:28,118 00:55:31,079 [music] I can do the crawl, my dear; [music] I can do the crawl, my dear;
967 00:55:31,162 00:55:32,664 [music] But in the morning, no; [music] But in the morning, no;
968 00:55:32,747 00:55:38,128 [music] When I, as Gunga Din, bring his bromo seltzer in [music] [music] When I, as Gunga Din, bring his bromo seltzer in [music]
969 00:55:38,211 00:55:43,008 [music] That's the time when I'm in low; [ Whimpers ] [music] That's the time when I'm in low; [ Whimpers ]
970 00:55:43,091 00:55:47,846 [music] Do you use the breaststroke, dear'? [music] [music] Do you use the breaststroke, dear'? [music]
971 00:55:47,929 00:55:51,516 [music] Kindly tell me if so [music] [music] Kindly tell me if so [music]
972 00:55:51,599 00:55:54,769 [music] Yes, I use the breaststroke, dear [music] [music] Yes, I use the breaststroke, dear [music]
973 00:55:54,894 00:55:57,272 [music] But in the morning, no, no [music] No, no? [music] But in the morning, no, no [music] No, no?
974 00:55:57,355 00:56:00,233 [music] No, no, no, no, no; [music] No, no, no, no, no;
975 00:56:00,358 00:56:02,694 [ Mike ] Rod, is that you? Yes, sir. [ Mike ] Rod, is that you? Yes, sir.
976 00:56:02,819 00:56:06,448 What are you yelling about? Just seeing if you're up, sir. What are you yelling about? Just seeing if you're up, sir.
977 00:56:06,531 00:56:08,283 Have you got my fizzy? Right here, sir. Have you got my fizzy? Right here, sir.
978 00:56:08,366 00:56:10,535 What shall I do with Miss O'Kelly's coffee? What shall I do with Miss O'Kelly's coffee?
979 00:56:12,579 00:56:15,457 She's gone for a walk or something equally bizarre. She's gone for a walk or something equally bizarre.
980 00:56:15,540 00:56:17,000 I'll drink it. Yes, sir. I'll drink it. Yes, sir.
981 00:56:17,083 00:56:18,376 Morning, Beth. Hi. Morning, Beth. Hi.
982 00:56:18,460 00:56:19,794 Bye. Bye.
983 00:56:20,462 00:56:23,131 [music] Are you fond of poker, dear? [music] [music] Are you fond of poker, dear? [music]
984 00:56:23,214 00:56:25,592 [music] Kindly tell me if so [music] [music] Kindly tell me if so [music]
985 00:56:25,675 00:56:28,720 [music] Yes, I'm fond of poker, dear; [music] Yes, I'm fond of poker, dear;
986 00:56:28,803 00:56:30,722 [music] But in the morning, no; [music] But in the morning, no;
987 00:56:30,847 00:56:32,348 [ Brooke ] Beth? Yeah. [ Brooke ] Beth? Yeah.
988 00:56:32,432 00:56:35,060 Do you have it all? Yeah. Do you have it all? Yeah.
989 00:56:37,896 00:56:39,397 Thanks. Thanks.
990 00:56:41,024 00:56:43,985 [music] Can you fill an inside straight? [music] [music] Can you fill an inside straight? [music]
991 00:56:44,069 00:56:46,696 [music] Kindly tell me if so [music] [music] Kindly tell me if so [music]
992 00:56:46,780 00:56:49,616 [music] I've filled plenty inside straights [music] [music] I've filled plenty inside straights [music]
993 00:56:49,741 00:56:51,993 [music] But in the morning, no, no [music] No, no? [music] But in the morning, no, no [music] No, no?
994 00:56:52,077 00:56:53,995 [music] No, no, no, no, no [music] [music] No, no, no, no, no [music]
995 00:56:54,079 00:56:55,538 [ Loud Slam ] [ Loud Slam ]
996 00:56:55,663 00:56:57,540 What are you gonna do? Meditate. What are you gonna do? Meditate.
997 00:56:57,665 00:57:00,251 Can I watch? No. Go away. Can I watch? No. Go away.
998 00:57:00,335 00:57:03,254 Okay. But, Rod... Okay. But, Rod...
999 00:57:03,338 00:57:06,091 Rodney? Yes. Rodney? Yes.
1000 00:57:06,174 00:57:08,426 I'll see you in the afternoon. I'll see you in the afternoon.
1001 00:57:08,510 00:57:10,512 [ Objects Clattering Loudly ] Ooh-ooh. [ Objects Clattering Loudly ] Ooh-ooh.
1002 00:57:11,513 00:57:14,099 [music] [ Humming ] [ Door Opens ] [music] [ Humming ] [ Door Opens ]
1003 00:57:15,433 00:57:18,603 [music] [ Vocalizing ] [music] [ Vocalizing ]
1004 00:57:18,728 00:57:20,021 Buongiorno. Hiya. Buongiorno. Hiya.
1005 00:57:20,146 00:57:21,731 Brooke is up? I think she's down. Brooke is up? I think she's down.
1006 00:57:21,856 00:57:24,984 Is bad? I'd say it's a four-cucumber day. Is bad? I'd say it's a four-cucumber day.
1007 00:57:25,110 00:57:27,695 That's bad. It ain't good. That's bad. It ain't good.
1008 00:57:27,779 00:57:29,239 Well, I try. Well, I try.
1009 00:57:29,364 00:57:31,783 Well, "boner fortuner." Oh. Well, "boner fortuner." Oh.
1010 00:57:34,869 00:57:36,204 Brooke. Brooke.
1011 00:57:38,581 00:57:40,250 Brooke. Brooke.
1012 00:57:40,333 00:57:41,709 It's me-Johnny. It's me-Johnny.
1013 00:57:41,793 00:57:43,294 [ Brooke ] No kidding. [ Brooke ] No kidding.
1014 00:57:43,378 00:57:45,130 Brooke, you are angry. Brooke, you are angry.
1015 00:57:46,464 00:57:49,467 Brooke, I'm sorry I didn't tell you the truth. Brooke, I'm sorry I didn't tell you the truth.
1016 00:57:49,551 00:57:51,553 But it's only a little lie. But it's only a little lie.
1017 00:57:51,636 00:57:55,098 I become very rich very soon. Maybe tomorrow. I become very rich very soon. Maybe tomorrow.
1018 00:57:55,181 00:57:56,975 Okay, okay. I'll see you later. Okay, okay. I'll see you later.
1019 00:57:57,100 00:57:59,811 Let me wake up now. Yeah, I go. Let me wake up now. Yeah, I go.
1020 00:57:59,894 00:58:01,354 Brooke. What? Brooke. What?
1021 00:58:01,437 00:58:03,731 Little Annie Orphan no home yet. Little Annie Orphan no home yet.
1022 00:58:05,066 00:58:08,444 Brooke? Did you hear about Little Annie? Brooke? Did you hear about Little Annie?
1023 00:58:08,570 00:58:12,282 Leaping lizards. Yeah. Leaping lizards. Yeah.
1024 00:58:12,365 00:58:14,075 I see you later, Mia Cara. I see you later, Mia Cara.
1025 00:58:49,068 00:58:53,948 [music] Is it in marble; [music] Is it in marble;
1026 00:58:54,032 00:58:56,784 [music] Or is it in clay? [music] [music] Or is it in clay? [music]
1027 00:58:59,787 00:59:02,790 [music] Is what I thought a new Rolls [music] [music] Is what I thought a new Rolls [music]
1028 00:59:02,874 00:59:04,334 [ Mutters In Italian ] [ Mutters In Italian ]
1029 00:59:04,417 00:59:07,045 [music] A used Chevrolet? [music] [music] A used Chevrolet? [music]
1030 00:59:08,463 00:59:12,717 [music] Is it a sapphire [music] [music] Is it a sapphire [music]
1031 00:59:12,800 00:59:15,720 [music] Or simply a charm? [music] [music] Or simply a charm? [music]
1032 00:59:16,554 00:59:19,224 [music] Is it real fire [music] Yeah. [music] Is it real fire [music] Yeah.
1033 00:59:19,307 00:59:24,896 [music] Or just a false alarm? [music] [music] Or just a false alarm? [music]
1034 00:59:24,979 00:59:29,108 [music] Is it today's thrill; [music] Is it today's thrill;
1035 00:59:29,192 00:59:33,905 [music] Or really romance? [music] [music] Or really romance? [music]
1036 00:59:33,988 00:59:36,741 [music] Is it a kiss on the lips [music] [music] Is it a kiss on the lips [music]
1037 00:59:36,824 00:59:42,205 [music] Or just a kick in the pants? [music] [music] Or just a kick in the pants? [music]
1038 00:59:42,288 00:59:46,876 [music] Is it the gay 906$ [music] [music] Is it the gay 906$ [music]
1039 00:59:46,960 00:59:51,089 [music] Cavorting above? [music] [music] Cavorting above? [music]
1040 00:59:51,172 00:59:53,466 [music] Or is it [music] [music] Or is it [music]
1041 00:59:53,549 00:59:59,389 [music] At long last [music] [music] At long last [music]
1042 00:59:59,472 01:00:00,974 Love? Love?
1043 01:00:03,351 01:00:05,103 Talking to yourself? Talking to yourself?
1044 01:00:05,186 01:00:06,896 Uh, yeah, a little. Uh, yeah, a little.
1045 01:00:10,692 01:00:12,568 Nice day. Belissima. Nice day. Belissima.
1046 01:00:12,694 01:00:16,614 Oh, that's Italian. Ah, for the day and for you. Oh, that's Italian. Ah, for the day and for you.
1047 01:00:16,698 01:00:18,658 [ Chuckles ] [ Chuckles ]
1048 01:00:18,741 01:00:21,869 Well, I think I'll go get a cruller or something. Well, I think I'll go get a cruller or something.
1049 01:00:21,953 01:00:23,621 [ Laughs ] Ciao. [ Laughs ] Ciao.
1050 01:00:23,705 01:00:25,456 Yeah. Auf Wiedersehen. Yeah. Auf Wiedersehen.
1051 01:00:25,540 01:00:26,958 Ah, Kathy. Hmm? Ah, Kathy. Hmm?
1052 01:00:27,041 01:00:29,627 Little Annie Orphan no home yet. Little Annie Orphan no home yet.
1053 01:00:29,711 01:00:31,129 No, huh? No, huh?
1054 01:00:31,254 01:00:33,423 What about Dick Tracy? Oh, still the same. What about Dick Tracy? Oh, still the same.
1055 01:00:33,548 01:00:35,466 Is bad. Sure is. Is bad. Sure is.
1056 01:00:35,591 01:00:37,176 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
1057 01:00:37,719 01:00:40,054 [ Deep Breath ] Well. [ Deep Breath ] Well.
1058 01:00:48,896 01:00:52,483 [music] [ Humming ] [music] [ Humming ]
1059 01:00:59,532 01:01:03,828 [music] Is it the rainbow; [music] Is it the rainbow;
1060 01:01:03,911 01:01:06,914 [music] Or just a mirage? [music] [music] Or just a mirage? [music]
1061 01:01:08,082 01:01:12,003 [music] Will it be tender and sweet [music] [music] Will it be tender and sweet [music]
1062 01:01:12,086 01:01:16,591 [music] Or merely massage? [music] [music] Or merely massage? [music]
1063 01:01:16,674 01:01:19,761 [music] Is it a brainstorm [music] [music] Is it a brainstorm [music]
1064 01:01:19,844 01:01:22,597 [music] In one of its quirks? [music] [music] In one of its quirks? [music]
1065 01:01:24,182 01:01:26,601 [music] Or is it the best; [music] Or is it the best;
1066 01:01:26,684 01:01:28,895 [music] The crest [music] [music] The crest [music]
1067 01:01:28,978 01:01:30,730 [music] The works'? [music] [music] The works'? [music]
1068 01:01:32,273 01:01:35,985 [music] Is it for all time [music] [music] Is it for all time [music]
1069 01:01:36,069 01:01:39,655 [music] Or Simply a lark? [music] [music] Or Simply a lark? [music]
1070 01:01:40,531 01:01:43,701 [music] Is it the Lido I see; [music] Is it the Lido I see;
1071 01:01:43,785 01:01:48,748 [music] Or only Asbury Park? [music] [music] Or only Asbury Park? [music]
1072 01:01:48,831 01:01:52,168 [music] Should I say thumbs down [music] [music] Should I say thumbs down [music]
1073 01:01:52,251 01:01:54,670 [music] And give it a shove? [music] [music] And give it a shove? [music]
1074 01:01:57,048 01:02:03,888 [music] Or is it at long last [music] [music] Or is it at long last [music]
1075 01:02:03,971 01:02:05,306 Love? Love?
1076 01:02:05,390 01:02:07,141 [ Mike ] Talking to yourself? [ Mike ] Talking to yourself?
1077 01:02:08,518 01:02:11,896 I was just thinking about... things. I was just thinking about... things.
1078 01:02:11,979 01:02:13,940 Anyone I know? Anyone I know?
1079 01:02:16,275 01:02:17,610 No. No.
1080 01:02:18,444 01:02:21,447 Well, don't go away. I'm just gonna... Well, don't go away. I'm just gonna...
1081 01:02:21,531 01:02:23,366 Okay. Okay.
1082 01:02:23,449 01:02:25,368 Be right down. Be right down.
1083 01:03:05,533 01:03:08,369 [music] Is it an earthquake [music] [music] Is it an earthquake [music]
1084 01:03:08,453 01:03:10,705 [music] Or simply a shock? [music] [music] Or simply a shock? [music]
1085 01:03:12,582 01:03:14,667 [music] Is it the good turtle soup [music] [music] Is it the good turtle soup [music]
1086 01:03:15,543 01:03:17,670 [music] Or merely the mock? [music] [music] Or merely the mock? [music]
1087 01:03:19,338 01:03:21,382 [music] Is it a cocktail [music] [music] Is it a cocktail [music]
1088 01:03:22,300 01:03:24,469 [music] This feeling of joy? [music] [music] This feeling of joy? [music]
1089 01:03:25,761 01:03:28,139 [music] Or is what I feel [music] [music] Or is what I feel [music]
1090 01:03:28,222 01:03:30,892 [music] The real McCoy? [music] [music] The real McCoy? [music]
1091 01:03:32,727 01:03:34,645 [music] Have I the right hunch [music] [music] Have I the right hunch [music]
1092 01:03:35,646 01:03:37,899 [music] Or have I the wrong? [music] [music] Or have I the wrong? [music]
1093 01:03:39,484 01:03:44,405 [music] Will it be Bach I shall hear or just a Cole Porter song? [music] [music] Will it be Bach I shall hear or just a Cole Porter song? [music]
1094 01:03:46,240 01:03:49,577 [music] Is it a fancy love [music] [music] Is it a fancy love [music]
1095 01:03:49,660 01:03:51,621 [music] We're thinking of? [music] [music] We're thinking of? [music]
1096 01:03:52,955 01:03:56,000 [music] Or is it at long [music] [music] Or is it at long [music]
1097 01:03:56,083 01:03:57,585 [music] Last [music] [music] Last [music]
1098 01:03:59,045 01:04:00,546 Love? Love?
1099 01:04:11,766 01:04:13,643 [ Screams ] Oh! Hoo-hoo! [ Screams ] Oh! Hoo-hoo!
1100 01:04:13,726 01:04:16,270 Rodney! Rodney!
1101 01:04:18,439 01:04:19,941 Rodney? Rodney?
1102 01:04:24,654 01:04:27,198 [ Screaming ] [ Screaming ]
1103 01:04:27,281 01:04:29,158 Oh, I'm sorry. I've got alcohol in my eyes. Oh, I'm sorry. I've got alcohol in my eyes.
1104 01:04:29,283 01:04:31,603 Well, that's an original way to drink. No. Shaving alcohol. Well, that's an original way to drink. No. Shaving alcohol.
1105 01:04:31,702 01:04:34,163 You shouldn't drink that at all. [ Chuckles ] I wasn't drinking it. You shouldn't drink that at all. [ Chuckles ] I wasn't drinking it.
1106 01:04:34,288 01:04:36,582 Could we continue this conversation later? Gladly. Could we continue this conversation later? Gladly.
1107 01:04:36,707 01:04:38,834 Thank you. Could I ask you one question before I go? Thank you. Could I ask you one question before I go?
1108 01:04:38,918 01:04:40,545 No. What's that all over your face? No. What's that all over your face?
1109 01:04:40,628 01:04:42,296 Smallpox. Thank you. Smallpox. Thank you.
1110 01:04:42,380 01:04:44,048 Why don't you go shave? Why don't you go shave?
1111 01:04:44,131 01:04:45,466 I Will. I Will.
1112 01:04:45,550 01:04:48,928 [ Grunting, Chuckling ] [ Grunting, Chuckling ]
1113 01:04:50,888 01:04:54,100 [music] Is it a breakdown [music] [music] Is it a breakdown [music]
1114 01:04:54,183 01:04:55,977 [music] Or is it a break? [music] [music] Or is it a break? [music]
1115 01:04:56,060 01:04:57,895 [music] Dee, Dee, Dee, Dee [music] [music] Dee, Dee, Dee, Dee [music]
1116 01:04:57,979 01:05:00,982 [music] Is it a real porterhouse [music] [music] Is it a real porterhouse [music]
1117 01:05:01,065 01:05:04,485 [music]Or only a steak [music] [music]Or only a steak [music]
1118 01:05:04,569 01:05:07,405 [music] What can account for [music] [music] What can account for [music]
1119 01:05:07,488 01:05:09,865 [music] These strange pitter-pats? [music] [music] These strange pitter-pats? [music]
1120 01:05:11,158 01:05:13,661 [music] Could this be the dream [music] [music] Could this be the dream [music]
1121 01:05:13,744 01:05:17,707 [music] The cream, the cats'? [music] [music] The cream, the cats'? [music]
1122 01:05:18,416 01:05:21,752 [music] Is it to rescue [music] [music] Is it to rescue [music]
1123 01:05:21,836 01:05:23,754 [music] Or is it to wreck? [music] [music] Or is it to wreck? [music]
1124 01:05:25,423 01:05:27,800 [music] Is it an ache in the heart; [music] Is it an ache in the heart;
1125 01:05:27,883 01:05:30,803 [music] Or just a pain in the neck? [music] [music] Or just a pain in the neck? [music]
1126 01:05:32,346 01:05:37,852 [music] Is it the ivy you touch [music] [music] Is it the ivy you touch [music]
1127 01:05:38,686 01:05:41,814 [music] With a glove? [music] [music] With a glove? [music]
1128 01:05:42,898 01:05:46,944 [music] Or is it at long [music] [music] Or is it at long [music]
1129 01:05:47,028 01:05:50,031 [music] Last [music] [music] Last [music]
1130 01:05:51,699 01:05:53,200 Love? Love?
1131 01:05:56,287 01:05:58,789 I wonder what'll happen. I wonder what'll happen.
1132 01:05:58,873 01:06:00,708 [ Chuckles ] [ Chuckles ]
1133 01:06:00,791 01:06:03,127 [ Squeals ] Hey! [ Squeals ] Hey!
1134 01:06:03,210 01:06:04,670 [ Screams ] [ Screams ]
1135 01:06:04,754 01:06:06,422 Hey! Hey!
1136 01:06:06,922 01:06:09,258 No! [ Whimpers ] No! [ Whimpers ]
1137 01:06:12,720 01:06:15,473 Get yourself a scotch, Alfred. Get yourself a scotch, Alfred.
1138 01:06:17,391 01:06:19,769 Huh? That's okay. That's Mabel. Huh? That's okay. That's Mabel.
1139 01:06:19,852 01:06:22,396 My mother. [ Kathy Laughs ] My mother. [ Kathy Laughs ]
1140 01:06:24,815 01:06:27,026 Touchdown! I win. Touchdown! I win.
1141 01:06:27,151 01:06:29,153 Mother, you're always spoiling it. [ Grunting ] Mother, you're always spoiling it. [ Grunting ]
1142 01:06:29,236 01:06:31,697 I said no tackling. We're not gonna have any tack... I said no tackling. We're not gonna have any tack...
1143 01:06:31,781 01:06:33,824 I hate this game. I've always hated this game. I hate this game. I've always hated this game.
1144 01:06:33,908 01:06:35,785 Really, Kitty. You're getting awfully butch. Really, Kitty. You're getting awfully butch.
1145 01:06:35,910 01:06:38,496 I don't know what came over me. Not to mention this other young lady. I don't know what came over me. Not to mention this other young lady.
1146 01:06:38,621 01:06:41,123 Hi. I'm Brooke. I'm broken. My back is broken. Hi. I'm Brooke. I'm broken. My back is broken.
1147 01:06:41,207 01:06:42,958 I'm sorry! He's always complaining. I'm sorry! He's always complaining.
1148 01:06:43,042 01:06:45,836 Michael, if you're going to play with pros, you have to be prepared. Michael, if you're going to play with pros, you have to be prepared.
1149 01:06:45,920 01:06:47,421 Yes, Mother. Now, who's this? Yes, Mother. Now, who's this?
1150 01:06:47,505 01:06:49,757 I'm Johnny Spanish. I bet you are. I'm Johnny Spanish. I bet you are.
1151 01:06:49,882 01:06:52,009 No, Mabel. That's his name. I love it! No, Mabel. That's his name. I love it!
1152 01:06:52,093 01:06:53,678 Now cut that out. He goes with her. Now cut that out. He goes with her.
1153 01:06:53,803 01:06:56,013 Lucky me! Oh, well, if that's your type. Lucky me! Oh, well, if that's your type.
1154 01:06:56,097 01:06:58,307 You can have him, Mrs. Pritchard, but he's all show. You can have him, Mrs. Pritchard, but he's all show.
1155 01:06:58,391 01:06:59,850 Oh, yes. Oh, yes.
1156 01:06:59,934 01:07:02,853 Call me Mabel, dear. I don't like to be reminded of my husband. Call me Mabel, dear. I don't like to be reminded of my husband.
1157 01:07:02,937 01:07:04,522 Sure. Tea, Mrs. P.? Sure. Tea, Mrs. P.?
1158 01:07:04,647 01:07:06,607 Perfect timing, Rodney. Where would you like it? Perfect timing, Rodney. Where would you like it?
1159 01:07:06,732 01:07:09,527 Well, where am I now? I'd say you were in the middle of the backyard. Well, where am I now? I'd say you were in the middle of the backyard.
1160 01:07:09,610 01:07:12,029 Well, I think I'll have my tea in the middle of the backyard. Well, I think I'll have my tea in the middle of the backyard.
1161 01:07:12,154 01:07:14,594 Very good, madam. See how she makes decisions? Just like that. Very good, madam. See how she makes decisions? Just like that.
1162 01:07:14,615 01:07:16,701 Who's your playmate? Oh, that's Elizabeth. Who's your playmate? Oh, that's Elizabeth.
1163 01:07:16,784 01:07:18,536 Now, please, madam, don't encourage her. Now, please, madam, don't encourage her.
1164 01:07:18,619 01:07:20,746 I'm his shadow. You see what I mean. I'm his shadow. You see what I mean.
1165 01:07:20,830 01:07:22,873 Oh, now, Rodney. You're blushing. Oh, now, Rodney. You're blushing.
1166 01:07:22,998 01:07:24,875 That's a first. Is he blushing? That's a first. Is he blushing?
1167 01:07:25,000 01:07:26,669 I've seen him blush before. He's blushing. I've seen him blush before. He's blushing.
1168 01:07:26,752 01:07:29,130 You can spare us the sordid details, Michael. You can spare us the sordid details, Michael.
1169 01:07:29,213 01:07:30,715 Could we change the subject? Could we change the subject?
1170 01:07:30,798 01:07:33,551 Well, Rodney, you and Elizabeth run off and play. Well, Rodney, you and Elizabeth run off and play.
1171 01:07:33,634 01:07:35,428 We can manage the tea. Oh, yeah. We can manage the tea. Oh, yeah.
1172 01:07:35,511 01:07:37,722 Oh, couldn't I stay? We're never alone. Oh, couldn't I stay? We're never alone.
1173 01:07:37,805 01:07:39,724 [ Laughing ] I know what you mean, dear. [ Laughing ] I know what you mean, dear.
1174 01:07:39,807 01:07:41,308 Madam, that is unfair. Madam, that is unfair.
1175 01:07:41,392 01:07:43,936 Well, Rodney, let's face it. You are no pushover. Well, Rodney, let's face it. You are no pushover.
1176 01:07:44,019 01:07:45,354 Oh, hear, hear. Oh, hear, hear.
1177 01:07:45,438 01:07:48,065 Well, all right. Stay. Have a drink. Well, all right. Stay. Have a drink.
1178 01:07:48,149 01:07:49,442 Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
1179 01:07:49,567 01:07:51,610 [ Thuds ] Rodney, you're such a tiger. [ Thuds ] Rodney, you're such a tiger.
1180 01:07:51,694 01:07:54,780 I see you still haven't shaved that silly thing off. I see you still haven't shaved that silly thing off.
1181 01:07:54,905 01:07:57,408 Do we have to talk about it now? Don't you like his mustache? Do we have to talk about it now? Don't you like his mustache?
1182 01:07:57,491 01:07:59,910 She hates it. He only grew it to look like Rodney. She hates it. He only grew it to look like Rodney.
1183 01:08:00,035 01:08:02,037 Well, he's my idol. He's mine too. Well, he's my idol. He's mine too.
1184 01:08:02,121 01:08:04,248 Oh, go away! [ Laughing ] Oh, go away! [ Laughing ]
1185 01:08:04,331 01:08:07,835 I see I'm still the only one currently unattached. I see I'm still the only one currently unattached.
1186 01:08:07,960 01:08:11,464 You'll all have to come to the club dance with me tonight, help me pick someone out. You'll all have to come to the club dance with me tonight, help me pick someone out.
1187 01:08:11,547 01:08:13,299 Absolutely out of the question. Absolutely out of the question.
1188 01:08:13,382 01:08:15,885 [music] [ Slow Tempo ] [music] [ Slow Tempo ]
1189 01:08:39,366 01:08:41,744 Michael. Hi, Mabel. Michael. Hi, Mabel.
1190 01:08:41,827 01:08:43,829 Hello, handsome. Hello, madam. Hello, handsome. Hello, madam.
1191 01:08:45,664 01:08:47,166 [ Sighs ] [ Sighs ]
1192 01:08:50,544 01:08:52,922 Your mother looks beautiful tonight. Yes. Your mother looks beautiful tonight. Yes.
1193 01:08:53,005 01:08:55,132 Who's that stick she's dancing with? Who's that stick she's dancing with?
1194 01:08:55,216 01:08:56,717 Captain Craig. Captain Craig.
1195 01:08:56,801 01:08:59,804 I don't know what he's captain of. That's what they've always called him. I don't know what he's captain of. That's what they've always called him.
1196 01:08:59,887 01:09:03,516 Maybe it's his first name. I knew a guy called Sergeant once. Maybe it's his first name. I knew a guy called Sergeant once.
1197 01:09:03,599 01:09:05,100 Possible. Possible.
1198 01:09:08,145 01:09:11,065 [ Shoe Shuffling, Tapping ] [ Shoe Shuffling, Tapping ]
1199 01:09:20,241 01:09:21,742 They don't like tip-tap. They don't like tip-tap.
1200 01:09:21,826 01:09:23,285 They don't like anything. They don't like anything.
1201 01:09:23,410 01:09:27,164 I think if a bomb fell right outside, they'd just give you that look and go right on dancing. I think if a bomb fell right outside, they'd just give you that look and go right on dancing.
1202 01:09:27,248 01:09:28,666 Oh, of course. Didn't you know? Oh, of course. Didn't you know?
1203 01:09:28,791 01:09:31,210 Yes? [music] When you're out in smart society; Yes? [music] When you're out in smart society;
1204 01:09:31,293 01:09:33,754 [music] And you suddenly get bad news [music] [music] And you suddenly get bad news [music]
1205 01:09:33,879 01:09:35,798 [music] You mustn't show anxiety [music] No? [music] You mustn't show anxiety [music] No?
1206 01:09:35,923 01:09:38,259 [music] And proceed to sing the blues [music] Hmm. [music] And proceed to sing the blues [music] Hmm.
1207 01:09:38,342 01:09:40,719 [music] For example, tell me something sad [music] [music] For example, tell me something sad [music]
1208 01:09:40,803 01:09:43,305 [music] Something awful Something grave [music] [music] Something awful Something grave [music]
1209 01:09:43,389 01:09:46,851 [music] And I'll show you how a Racquet Club lad would behave [music] [music] And I'll show you how a Racquet Club lad would behave [music]
1210 01:09:46,934 01:09:48,936 Okay. Okay.
1211 01:09:49,019 01:09:51,397 [music] Have you heard the coast of Maine [music] [music] Have you heard the coast of Maine [music]
1212 01:09:51,480 01:09:54,149 [music] Just got hit by a hurricane? [music] [music] Just got hit by a hurricane? [music]
1213 01:09:54,233 01:09:56,527 [music] Well, did you evah? [music] [music] Well, did you evah? [music]
1214 01:09:56,610 01:09:58,529 [music] What a swell party this is [music] [ Laughs ] [music] What a swell party this is [music] [ Laughs ]
1215 01:09:58,612 01:10:01,490 Perfect! [music] Have you heard that Uncle Newt; Perfect! [music] Have you heard that Uncle Newt;
1216 01:10:01,574 01:10:04,326 [music] Forgot to open his parachute? [music] [music] Forgot to open his parachute? [music]
1217 01:10:04,410 01:10:06,370 [music] Well, did you ever; [music] Well, did you ever;
1218 01:10:06,453 01:10:08,873 [music] What a swell party this is [music] Precisely! [music] What a swell party this is [music] Precisely!
1219 01:10:08,956 01:10:11,750 [music] It's great, it's grand [music] [music] It's great, it's grand [music]
1220 01:10:11,834 01:10:14,003 [music] It's wonderland [music] [music] It's wonderland [music]
1221 01:10:14,086 01:10:16,630 [music] It's tops, it's first; [music] It's tops, it's first;
1222 01:10:16,714 01:10:18,716 [music] It's DuPont, it's Hearst; [music] It's DuPont, it's Hearst;
1223 01:10:18,799 01:10:21,927 [music] What soup What-a fish [music] [music] What soup What-a fish [music]
1224 01:10:22,011 01:10:24,054 [music] That meat What a dish [music] [music] That meat What a dish [music]
1225 01:10:24,138 01:10:26,891 [music] What salad What cheese [music] [music] What salad What cheese [music]
1226 01:10:27,016 01:10:29,685 Yes? [music] Pardon me One moment, please [music] Yes? [music] Pardon me One moment, please [music]
1227 01:10:29,768 01:10:32,313 [music] Have you heard that poor, dear Blanche [music] [music] Have you heard that poor, dear Blanche [music]
1228 01:10:32,396 01:10:35,065 [music] Got run down by an avalanche? [music] [music] Got run down by an avalanche? [music]
1229 01:10:35,149 01:10:37,067 [music] Well, did you ever? [music] [music] Well, did you ever? [music]
1230 01:10:37,151 01:10:39,820 [music] What a swell party this is [music] [music] What a swell party this is [music]
1231 01:10:39,904 01:10:44,325 [music] Have you heard Mrs. Cass had three beers and then ate the glass? [music] [music] Have you heard Mrs. Cass had three beers and then ate the glass? [music]
1232 01:10:44,450 01:10:46,577 [ Gasps ] [ Muffled ] [music] Well, did you ever? [music] [ Gasps ] [ Muffled ] [music] Well, did you ever? [music]
1233 01:10:46,660 01:10:49,496 Hmm. [music] What a swell party this is [music] Hmm. [music] What a swell party this is [music]
1234 01:10:59,381 01:11:01,550 Any bets? Just go ahead. Any bets? Just go ahead.
1235 01:11:01,634 01:11:03,844 [music] Have you heard it's in the stars [music] [music] Have you heard it's in the stars [music]
1236 01:11:03,928 01:11:06,180 [music] Next July we collide with Mars? [music] [music] Next July we collide with Mars? [music]
1237 01:11:06,263 01:11:08,432 Well, did you evah! Well, did you evah!
1238 01:11:08,515 01:11:10,684 What a swell party this is. What a swell party this is.
1239 01:11:13,729 01:11:15,981 [music] Have you heard that poor old Ted [music] [music] Have you heard that poor old Ted [music]
1240 01:11:16,065 01:11:18,525 [music] Just turned up in an oyster bed? [music] [music] Just turned up in an oyster bed? [music]
1241 01:11:18,609 01:11:20,110 Well, did you evah! Well, did you evah!
1242 01:11:20,194 01:11:22,905 [music] What a swell party this is [music] [music] What a swell party this is [music]
1243 01:11:22,988 01:11:25,157 [music] What daiquiris [music] [music] What daiquiris [music]
1244 01:11:25,240 01:11:27,618 [music] What sherry, please [music] [music] What sherry, please [music]
1245 01:11:27,701 01:11:30,120 [music] What Burgundy [music] [music] What Burgundy [music]
1246 01:11:30,204 01:11:32,331 [music] What great Pommery [music] [music] What great Pommery [music]
1247 01:11:32,414 01:11:35,209 [ Coughs ] What brandy. Wow! [ Coughs ] What brandy. Wow!
1248 01:11:35,292 01:11:37,336 What whiskey. And how! What whiskey. And how!
1249 01:11:37,419 01:11:40,089 [music] What gm and what beer [music] [music] What gm and what beer [music]
1250 01:11:40,172 01:11:42,841 [music] Will you sober up, my dear? [music] [music] Will you sober up, my dear? [music]
1251 01:11:44,885 01:11:47,346 [music] Have you heard Professor Munch [music] [music] Have you heard Professor Munch [music]
1252 01:11:47,429 01:11:49,848 [music] Ate his wife and divorced his lunch? [music] [music] Ate his wife and divorced his lunch? [music]
1253 01:11:49,932 01:11:51,892 [music] Well, did you evah? [music] [music] Well, did you evah? [music]
1254 01:11:51,976 01:11:54,186 [music] What a swell party this is [music] [music] What a swell party this is [music]
1255 01:11:54,269 01:11:55,938 Help! Coraggio! Help! Coraggio!
1256 01:11:56,063 01:11:58,273 Would you, old man? Of course. Would you, old man? Of course.
1257 01:11:58,357 01:12:00,776 [music] Have you heard that Mimsie Starr [music] [music] Have you heard that Mimsie Starr [music]
1258 01:12:00,859 01:12:03,153 [music] Just got pinched in the Astor Bar [music] [music] Just got pinched in the Astor Bar [music]
1259 01:12:03,237 01:12:04,738 Well! Well!
1260 01:12:06,615 01:12:09,410 [ Muttering ] Swell party. [ Muttering ] Swell party.
1261 01:12:17,167 01:12:19,670 Michael, what are you doing? Michael, what are you doing?
1262 01:12:19,753 01:12:22,214 [music] Have you heard that Captain Craig [music] [music] Have you heard that Captain Craig [music]
1263 01:12:22,297 01:12:24,591 [music] Breeds termites in his wooden leg? [music] [music] Breeds termites in his wooden leg? [music]
1264 01:12:24,675 01:12:26,677 Michael Oliver Pritchard! Michael Oliver Pritchard!
1265 01:12:26,760 01:12:29,096 [music] What a swell party this is [music] [music] What a swell party this is [music]
1266 01:12:29,179 01:12:31,807 [music] It's fun, it's fine [music] [music] It's fun, it's fine [music]
1267 01:12:31,890 01:12:34,018 [music] It's too divine [music] [music] It's too divine [music]
1268 01:12:34,101 01:12:36,437 [music] It's smooth, it's smart [music] [music] It's smooth, it's smart [music]
1269 01:12:36,520 01:12:38,981 [music] It's Rodgers, it's Hart; [music] It's Rodgers, it's Hart;
1270 01:12:39,064 01:12:41,150 [music] What debs [music] [music] What stage, [music] [music] What debs [music] [music] What stage, [music]
1271 01:12:41,275 01:12:43,485 [music] What gossip [music] [music] What gags [music] [music] What gossip [music] [music] What gags [music]
1272 01:12:43,569 01:12:46,238 [music] What feathers [music] [music] What fuss [music] [music] What feathers [music] [music] What fuss [music]
1273 01:12:46,321 01:12:48,991 [music] Just between the flour oi us [music] [music] Just between the flour oi us [music]
1274 01:12:49,074 01:12:51,618 Michael, you are incorrigible! Michael, you are incorrigible!
1275 01:12:51,702 01:12:53,829 [music] Lilly Lane has lousy luck [music] [music] Lilly Lane has lousy luck [music]
1276 01:12:53,912 01:12:56,290 [music] She was there when the lightning struck [music] [music] She was there when the lightning struck [music]
1277 01:12:56,373 01:12:58,375 Well, did you ever! Well, did you ever!
1278 01:12:58,459 01:13:00,961 What a swell party this is. What a swell party this is.
1279 01:13:01,045 01:13:02,880 Bye, Mom. Bye, Mabel. Bye, Mom. Bye, Mabel.
1280 01:13:04,757 01:13:05,966 [ Sighs ] [ Sighs ]
1281 01:13:06,050 01:13:08,052 [music] Mrs. Smith in her new Hup [music] [music] Mrs. Smith in her new Hup [music]
1282 01:13:08,135 01:13:10,929 [music] Crossed the bridge when the bridge was up [music] [music] Crossed the bridge when the bridge was up [music]
1283 01:13:11,013 01:13:13,182 Well, did you ever! Well, did you ever!
1284 01:13:13,265 01:13:15,893 What a swell party this is. What a swell party this is.
1285 01:13:15,976 01:13:17,895 I believe I need a drink. I believe I need a drink.
1286 01:13:21,690 01:13:23,317 Hey, Spanish. They're deserting us. Hey, Spanish. They're deserting us.
1287 01:13:23,442 01:13:26,653 I see. Let's go. I'm with you, John. Excuse us. I see. Let's go. I'm with you, John. Excuse us.
1288 01:13:26,737 01:13:29,406 [music] It's fun, it's fresh [music] [music] It's fun, it's fresh [music]
1289 01:13:29,490 01:13:31,492 [music] It's post depresh [music] [music] It's post depresh [music]
1290 01:13:31,575 01:13:34,078 [music] It's Shangri-la [music] [music] It's Shangri-la [music]
1291 01:13:34,161 01:13:36,121 [music] It's Harper's Bazaar [music] [music] It's Harper's Bazaar [music]
1292 01:13:36,205 01:13:38,582 [music] Oh, what domes Que! Chic [music] [music] Oh, what domes Que! Chic [music]
1293 01:13:38,707 01:13:40,834 [music] Those pearls, they're the peak [music] Oh! [music] Those pearls, they're the peak [music] Oh!
1294 01:13:40,918 01:13:44,755 [music] What glamor and what cheer [music] [music] What glamor and what cheer [music]
1295 01:13:51,595 01:13:55,516 [music] This will simply slay you, dear [music] [music] This will simply slay you, dear [music]
1296 01:13:56,767 01:14:00,437 [music] Kitty isn't paying calls [music] [music] Kitty isn't paying calls [music]
1297 01:14:00,521 01:14:03,857 [music] She slipped over Niagara Falls [music] [music] She slipped over Niagara Falls [music]
1298 01:14:03,941 01:14:07,236 [music] Well, did you ever? [music] [music] Well, did you ever? [music]
1299 01:14:07,319 01:14:10,280 [music] What a swell party this is [music] [music] What a swell party this is [music]
1300 01:14:10,364 01:14:11,824 Yeah? Yeah. Yeah? Yeah.
1301 01:14:11,907 01:14:15,035 [music] And Johnny's rather scatterbrained [music] [music] And Johnny's rather scatterbrained [music]
1302 01:14:15,119 01:14:19,456 [music] He dove in when the pool was drained [music] [music] He dove in when the pool was drained [music]
1303 01:14:19,540 01:14:22,751 [music] Well, did you ever? [music] [music] Well, did you ever? [music]
1304 01:14:22,835 01:14:26,463 [music] What a swell party this is [music] [music] What a swell party this is [music]
1305 01:14:27,047 01:14:29,133 [music] [ Ends ] [music] [ Ends ]
1306 01:14:30,968 01:14:33,220 [ Scattered Applause Continues ] [ Scattered Applause Continues ]
1307 01:14:36,723 01:14:38,934 Is that thing itchy? Is that thing itchy?
1308 01:14:39,059 01:14:41,645 What thing? The thing on your lip. What thing? The thing on your lip.
1309 01:14:42,396 01:14:43,897 Oh. Oh.
1310 01:14:45,858 01:14:48,193 No. Not at all? No. Not at all?
1311 01:14:49,278 01:14:51,780 Well, when it's growin' in. Well, when it's growin' in.
1312 01:14:51,864 01:14:53,323 Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
1313 01:14:53,407 01:14:54,908 A little. A little.
1314 01:14:57,161 01:14:58,829 Kiss me, you fool. Kiss me, you fool.
1315 01:15:00,080 01:15:02,082 On. Right. On. Right.
1316 01:15:03,250 01:15:06,086 [ Mabel ] Michael? Brooke! [ Mabel ] Michael? Brooke!
1317 01:15:07,212 01:15:10,340 Did you hear something? No. Did you hear something? No.
1318 01:15:10,424 01:15:12,342 I hate to tell you what I think it was. I hate to tell you what I think it was.
1319 01:15:12,426 01:15:13,927 Then don't. Then don't.
1320 01:15:14,011 01:15:15,345 All right. All right.
1321 01:15:15,429 01:15:18,098 Brooke? Michael! Brooke? Michael!
1322 01:15:19,933 01:15:21,602 I don't hear a thing. I don't hear a thing.
1323 01:15:21,685 01:15:23,812 Well, I do. It's your mother. Well, I do. It's your mother.
1324 01:15:25,355 01:15:26,857 Oh. Oh.
1325 01:15:28,442 01:15:30,068 Well. Well.
1326 01:15:30,152 01:15:31,528 Yes, Mabel. Yes, Mabel.
1327 01:15:31,612 01:15:33,572 Where are you? Where are you?
1328 01:15:33,655 01:15:35,449 Oh. Hi. Oh. Hi.
1329 01:15:35,574 01:15:38,660 We were just looking for Kitty and John. What a coincidence. We were just looking for Kitty and John. What a coincidence.
1330 01:15:38,785 01:15:40,787 Oh, have you seen them? Yes. They just left. Oh, have you seen them? Yes. They just left.
1331 01:15:40,871 01:15:42,331 They left? Right. They left? Right.
1332 01:15:42,456 01:15:44,166 Where'd they go? Back to the city. Where'd they go? Back to the city.
1333 01:15:44,291 01:15:47,461 Gee. They didn't want to disturb you. Gee. They didn't want to disturb you.
1334 01:15:47,544 01:15:49,755 Oh, they didn't? No. Oh, they didn't? No.
1335 01:15:49,838 01:15:52,799 But we weren't doing anything... special. But we weren't doing anything... special.
1336 01:15:52,925 01:15:55,510 Were we? I can't think of anything. Were we? I can't think of anything.
1337 01:15:55,594 01:15:58,555 Mmm. Kitty has a matinee tomorrow, Mmm. Kitty has a matinee tomorrow,
1338 01:15:58,639 01:16:03,143 and Mr. Spagnoli indicated there was a rather heavy card game scheduled. and Mr. Spagnoli indicated there was a rather heavy card game scheduled.
1339 01:16:03,227 01:16:05,854 Oh. I see. Oh. I see.
1340 01:16:05,938 01:16:07,856 Well, you may take the car. Well, you may take the car.
1341 01:16:07,940 01:16:10,943 The captain's going to show me his lighthouse. See you in a day or so. The captain's going to show me his lighthouse. See you in a day or so.
1342 01:16:11,026 01:16:12,527 Good night. Good night, Mom. Good night. Good night, Mom.
1343 01:16:12,611 01:16:14,112 Good night, Mabel. Good night, Mabel.
1344 01:16:19,826 01:16:21,536 [music] [ Big Band On Radio: "You're the Top"] [music] [ Big Band On Radio: "You're the Top"]
1345 01:16:21,620 01:16:24,998 [music] [ Whistling Along ] [music] [ Whistling Along ]
1346 01:16:26,250 01:16:28,168 [music] [ Whistling Continues ] [music] [ Whistling Continues ]
1347 01:16:37,010 01:16:39,012 Could you please turn the station? Can you find another station? Could you please turn the station? Can you find another station?
1348 01:16:39,096 01:16:41,014 All right. Take it easy. All right. Take it easy.
1349 01:16:41,098 01:16:42,641 [ Switching Radio Stations ] [ Switching Radio Stations ]
1350 01:16:42,724 01:16:44,643 But why so gloomy are we? But why so gloomy are we?
1351 01:16:44,726 01:16:46,520 The night is beautiful. You are beautiful. The night is beautiful. You are beautiful.
1352 01:16:46,645 01:16:48,522 I'm beautiful. You ain't bad. I'm beautiful. You ain't bad.
1353 01:16:48,647 01:16:50,232 [ Speaks Italian ] Huh? [ Speaks Italian ] Huh?
1354 01:16:50,357 01:16:52,651 I have idea. Oh, I bet you do. I have idea. Oh, I bet you do.
1355 01:16:52,776 01:16:55,654 I'm no Boob McNutt. And I'm no Dumb Dora. I'm no Boob McNutt. And I'm no Dumb Dora.
1356 01:16:55,737 01:16:57,531 Si. You know, I prefer Blondie .7 Si. You know, I prefer Blondie .7
1357 01:16:57,656 01:17:00,617 Oh, I know. Oh, no! No. Oh, I know. Oh, no! No.
1358 01:17:00,701 01:17:02,869 What's your idea? What's your idea?
1359 01:17:02,953 01:17:05,580 They make us unhappy? We make them unhappy. They make us unhappy? We make them unhappy.
1360 01:17:05,706 01:17:09,793 How do we do that? They make us jealous? We make them jealous. How do we do that? They make us jealous? We make them jealous.
1361 01:17:09,918 01:17:12,212 Give them some of their own medicine, you mean. Of course! Give them some of their own medicine, you mean. Of course!
1362 01:17:12,296 01:17:14,798 We are seen everywhere. We hold hands. We kiss. We are seen everywhere. We hold hands. We kiss.
1363 01:17:14,881 01:17:16,383 We- Uh-huh. We- Uh-huh.
1364 01:17:18,176 01:17:19,970 What do you think? What do you think?
1365 01:17:20,053 01:17:22,764 I think this is a very original pass. I think this is a very original pass.
1366 01:17:22,889 01:17:24,891 No, it's not a pass. No.No, no. No, it's not a pass. No.No, no.
1367 01:17:25,017 01:17:27,769 Si. It's just sort of a show we put on? Si. It's just sort of a show we put on?
1368 01:17:27,894 01:17:29,646 Doesn't mean anything? No. Doesn't mean anything? No.
1369 01:17:29,730 01:17:31,189 No. No.
1370 01:17:31,273 01:17:33,108 [ Clears Throat ] [ Clears Throat ]
1371 01:17:33,233 01:17:35,736 Do we rehearse? If you like. Do we rehearse? If you like.
1372 01:17:42,326 01:17:43,827 Hmm. Hmm.
1373 01:18:00,927 01:18:02,929 This show could be a hit. This show could be a hit.
1374 01:18:04,264 01:18:07,225 [music] You're such a Ne plus ultra creature [music] [music] You're such a Ne plus ultra creature [music]
1375 01:18:07,351 01:18:08,935 What was that? French. What was that? French.
1376 01:18:09,019 01:18:11,563 [music] That if I had your photo [music] [music] That if I had your photo [music]
1377 01:18:11,646 01:18:15,275 [music] I couldn't pick my favorite feature [music] [music] I couldn't pick my favorite feature [music]
1378 01:18:15,359 01:18:18,737 [music] I like you so in Toto [music] [music] I like you so in Toto [music]
1379 01:18:18,862 01:18:20,864 Latin. Oh, thank you. Latin. Oh, thank you.
1380 01:18:20,947 01:18:23,367 [music] In every way, from every angle [music] [music] In every way, from every angle [music]
1381 01:18:23,450 01:18:27,454 [music] You're the bangle I long to dangle [music] [music] You're the bangle I long to dangle [music]
1382 01:18:27,537 01:18:29,498 Very convincing. I'll say that much for you. Very convincing. I'll say that much for you.
1383 01:18:29,581 01:18:33,043 [music] Or from basement to roof [music] [music] Or from basement to roof [music]
1384 01:18:33,126 01:18:36,254 [music] From Wagner opera to opera bouffe [music] [music] From Wagner opera to opera bouffe [music]
1385 01:18:36,338 01:18:38,924 Go on. I love it. I love it! Go on. I love it. I love it!
1386 01:18:39,007 01:18:42,677 [music] From alpha to omega [music] [music] From alpha to omega [music]
1387 01:18:42,761 01:18:43,887 What? What?
1388 01:18:43,970 01:18:46,223 [music] '(All 'CZ!' [music] [music] '(All 'CZ!' [music]
1389 01:18:46,306 01:18:47,682 Oh. Yeah. Oh. Yeah.
1390 01:18:47,766 01:18:50,060 [music] From alpha to omega [music] [music] From alpha to omega [music]
1391 01:18:50,143 01:18:51,561 I thought you said "alfalfa." I thought you said "alfalfa."
1392 01:18:51,686 01:18:54,731 [music] You were made for me [music] "From alpha to alfalfa." [music] You were made for me [music] "From alpha to alfalfa."
1393 01:18:54,815 01:18:56,316 You are nice. You know that? You are nice. You know that?
1394 01:18:56,400 01:18:59,486 [music] From left hooks by Dempsey [music] [music] From left hooks by Dempsey [music]
1395 01:19:00,195 01:19:03,573 [music] To Braddock's uppercuts [music] [music] To Braddock's uppercuts [music]
1396 01:19:04,408 01:19:07,702 [music] From Jericho to Kokomo [music] [music] From Jericho to Kokomo [music]
1397 01:19:07,786 01:19:10,872 [music] Not to mention from soup to nuts [music] [music] Not to mention from soup to nuts [music]
1398 01:19:10,997 01:19:12,749 Is this part of the show? [ Laughing ] Is this part of the show? [ Laughing ]
1399 01:19:12,833 01:19:15,419 [music] From Journal until Mirror [music] [music] From Journal until Mirror [music]
1400 01:19:15,502 01:19:16,962 I'm not so good on that turf. I'm not so good on that turf.
1401 01:19:17,045 01:19:18,922 [music] From coast to coast [music] [music] From coast to coast [music]
1402 01:19:19,005 01:19:20,465 Oh, I don't know about that. Oh, I don't know about that.
1403 01:19:20,549 01:19:24,386 [music] From Juliet to Norma Shearer; [music] From Juliet to Norma Shearer;
1404 01:19:24,469 01:19:27,764 [music] You're what I like the most; [music] You're what I like the most;
1405 01:19:27,848 01:19:29,224 Yeah? Yeah. Yeah? Yeah.
1406 01:19:29,307 01:19:33,019 [music] And from morning until evening [music] [music] And from morning until evening [music]
1407 01:19:33,103 01:19:36,398 [music] Will you stun yourself with wine? [music] [music] Will you stun yourself with wine? [music]
1408 01:19:36,481 01:19:38,233 Certainly. Certainly.
1409 01:19:38,316 01:19:42,654 [music] Till from alpha to omega [music] [music] Till from alpha to omega [music]
1410 01:19:42,737 01:19:45,699 [music] You are mine [music] [music] You are mine [music]
1411 01:19:45,782 01:19:50,912 [music] [ Holds Note ] [music] [ Holds Note ]
1412 01:19:50,996 01:19:52,664 [ Both Laughing ] [ Both Laughing ]
1413 01:20:06,303 01:20:08,013 [ Brooke ] Here we are! [ Brooke ] Here we are!
1414 01:20:08,096 01:20:09,431 Yeah. Yeah.
1415 01:20:09,514 01:20:11,641 Here we are. Here we are.
1416 01:20:11,725 01:20:13,477 Will you be needing anything else, sir? Will you be needing anything else, sir?
1417 01:20:13,560 01:20:16,229 No. Ta-ta! Hmm. No. Ta-ta! Hmm.
1418 01:20:16,313 01:20:18,565 No, you can go to bed, Rod. [ Clears Throat ] No, you can go to bed, Rod. [ Clears Throat ]
1419 01:20:18,648 01:20:20,817 Good night, Rod. Good night. Good night, Rod. Good night.
1420 01:20:23,820 01:20:25,822 Never gets that right, and he never will. Never gets that right, and he never will.
1421 01:20:25,906 01:20:28,533 I don't know why he keeps trying to do it. I don't know why he keeps trying to do it.
1422 01:20:28,617 01:20:32,454 Once a week we have it, and I have to pick it up and dust it off, Once a week we have it, and I have to pick it up and dust it off,
1423 01:20:32,537 01:20:35,165 put it on the shelf. [ Bottles Clinking ] put it on the shelf. [ Bottles Clinking ]
1424 01:20:35,248 01:20:36,791 Ridiculous actually. Ridiculous actually.
1425 01:20:40,629 01:20:42,130 [ Yelps ] Guess who! [ Yelps ] Guess who!
1426 01:20:42,214 01:20:43,798 The bride of Frankenstein. The bride of Frankenstein.
1427 01:20:43,924 01:20:46,927 Oh, how'd you know? I have a sixth sense. Oh, how'd you know? I have a sixth sense.
1428 01:20:47,010 01:20:48,345 Gracious. Gracious.
1429 01:20:48,428 01:20:51,139 I got dressed just for you. I got dressed just for you.
1430 01:20:51,223 01:20:52,682 Undressed, you mean. Undressed, you mean.
1431 01:20:52,766 01:20:55,227 Oh, now, don't be vulgar, Rodney. Oh, now, don't be vulgar, Rodney.
1432 01:20:57,020 01:20:59,105 Where do you think you're going? With you. Where do you think you're going? With you.
1433 01:20:59,189 01:21:01,691 I'm simply going to park the car. I'm simply going to park the car.
1434 01:21:01,775 01:21:03,276 I love parking. I love parking.
1435 01:21:17,374 01:21:19,501 I don't know. I don't know.
1436 01:21:19,584 01:21:21,503 I feel a little guilty. I feel a little guilty.
1437 01:21:22,587 01:21:24,589 So I've noticed. So I've noticed.
1438 01:21:27,592 01:21:30,011 [music] You could have a great career [music] [music] You could have a great career [music]
1439 01:21:30,136 01:21:32,389 Hmm? And you should. Hmm? And you should.
1440 01:21:32,472 01:21:34,599 Only one thing stops you, dear. Only one thing stops you, dear.
1441 01:21:34,683 01:21:36,184 Too much money. Too much money.
1442 01:21:36,268 01:21:38,186 You're too good. You're too good.
1443 01:21:38,895 01:21:42,065 If you want a future, darling, why don't you... If you want a future, darling, why don't you...
1444 01:21:42,148 01:21:43,984 get a past? get a past?
1445 01:21:44,067 01:21:47,195 [music] 'Cause that fatal moment's coming [music] [music] 'Cause that fatal moment's coming [music]
1446 01:21:48,196 01:21:51,157 [music] At last; [music] At last;
1447 01:21:53,243 01:21:59,791 [music] We're all alone [music] [music] We're all alone [music]
1448 01:21:59,874 01:22:01,209 Want a drink? Want a drink?
1449 01:22:01,293 01:22:04,254 [music] No chaperone [music] [music] No chaperone [music]
1450 01:22:05,255 01:22:09,843 [music] Can get our number [music] [music] Can get our number [music]
1451 01:22:11,553 01:22:16,850 [music] The world's in slumber; [music] The world's in slumber;
1452 01:22:17,934 01:22:19,436 [music] Let's [music] [music] Let's [music]
1453 01:22:20,687 01:22:22,188 [music] Misbehave [music] [music] Misbehave [music]
1454 01:22:26,067 01:22:29,029 [ Chuckles ] [music] There's something wild [music] [ Chuckles ] [music] There's something wild [music]
1455 01:22:29,112 01:22:31,615 [music] About you, child [music] [music] About you, child [music]
1456 01:22:31,698 01:22:35,535 [music] That's so contagious [music] [music] That's so contagious [music]
1457 01:22:36,369 01:22:40,957 [music] Let's be outrageous [music] [music] Let's be outrageous [music]
1458 01:22:41,041 01:22:46,087 [music] And misbehave [music] [music] And misbehave [music]
1459 01:22:47,380 01:22:49,633 [ Sighs, Clears Throat ] [ Sighs, Clears Throat ]
1460 01:22:50,634 01:22:55,388 [music] When Adam won Eve's hand, he wouldn't stand [music] [music] When Adam won Eve's hand, he wouldn't stand [music]
1461 01:22:55,472 01:22:57,641 [music] For teasin' [music] [music] For teasin' [music]
1462 01:22:59,601 01:23:02,937 [music] He didn't care about; [music] He didn't care about;
1463 01:23:03,855 01:23:11,571 [music] Those apples out of season [music] [music] Those apples out of season [music]
1464 01:23:13,782 01:23:15,325 Oh. Oh.
1465 01:23:15,408 01:23:17,160 Mmm. Mmm.
1466 01:23:18,828 01:23:22,165 [music] They say that spring [music] [music] They say that spring [music]
1467 01:23:22,248 01:23:26,211 [music] Means just one thing [music] [music] Means just one thing [music]
1468 01:23:26,294 01:23:29,798 [music] To little lovebirds [music] [music] To little lovebirds [music]
1469 01:23:30,799 01:23:35,095 [music] We're not above birds [music] [music] We're not above birds [music]
1470 01:23:36,680 01:23:40,183 [ Moaning ] [ Moaning ]
1471 01:23:46,064 01:23:48,692 [ Moaning Continues ] [ Moaning Continues ]
1472 01:23:50,777 01:23:53,446 [music] I feel a sudden urge to sing [music] [music] I feel a sudden urge to sing [music]
1473 01:23:53,530 01:23:54,572 Huh? Huh?
1474 01:23:54,656 01:23:57,409 [music] The kind of ditty that invokes the spring [music] [music] The kind of ditty that invokes the spring [music]
1475 01:23:57,492 01:23:59,953 [music] So control your desire to curse [music] [music] So control your desire to curse [music]
1476 01:24:00,954 01:24:03,998 [music] While I crucify the verse [music] [music] While I crucify the verse [music]
1477 01:24:04,082 01:24:06,543 [music] This verse you've started seems to me [music] [music] This verse you've started seems to me [music]
1478 01:24:06,626 01:24:07,626 Yeah? Yeah?
1479 01:24:07,669 01:24:10,046 [music] The Tin-Pantithesis of melody [music] [music] The Tin-Pantithesis of melody [music]
1480 01:24:10,130 01:24:11,131 [ Scoffs ] [ Scoffs ]
1481 01:24:11,214 01:24:13,425 So spare me, please, the pain. So spare me, please, the pain.
1482 01:24:13,508 01:24:16,302 Just skip the damn thing and sing the refrain. Just skip the damn thing and sing the refrain.
1483 01:24:17,053 01:24:19,931 [music] [ Note ] [music] Mi-mi-mi-mi [music] [music] [ Note ] [music] Mi-mi-mi-mi [music]
1484 01:24:20,056 01:24:22,434 [music] [ Second Note ] [music] No, no, no, no; [music] [ Second Note ] [music] No, no, no, no;
1485 01:24:22,517 01:24:24,018 [music] [ Third Note ] [music] Do-re-[music] [music] [ Third Note ] [music] Do-re-[music]
1486 01:24:24,102 01:24:26,563 [music] Take it away [music] [music] Take it away [music]
1487 01:24:52,881 01:24:54,507 [music] The night is young [music] [music] The night is young [music]
1488 01:24:54,591 01:24:56,468 [music] And the skies are clear [music] [music] And the skies are clear [music]
1489 01:24:56,551 01:25:00,597 [music] So if you want to go walking, dear; [music] So if you want to go walking, dear;
1490 01:25:00,680 01:25:02,599 [music] It's delightful [music] [music] It's delightful [music]
1491 01:25:02,682 01:25:04,392 [music] It's delicious [music] [music] It's delicious [music]
1492 01:25:04,476 01:25:06,853 [ Groans ] [music] It's de-lovely [music] [ Groans ] [music] It's de-lovely [music]
1493 01:25:08,688 01:25:12,484 [music] I understand the reason why [music] [music] I understand the reason why [music]
1494 01:25:12,567 01:25:15,445 [music] You're sentimental 'Cause so am I; [music] You're sentimental 'Cause so am I;
1495 01:25:15,528 01:25:16,529 Are we? Are we?
1496 01:25:16,613 01:25:18,031 [music] It's delightful [music] [music] It's delightful [music]
1497 01:25:18,114 01:25:20,033 [music] It's delicious [music] [music] It's delicious [music]
1498 01:25:20,116 01:25:22,035 [music] It's de-lovely [music] [music] It's de-lovely [music]
1499 01:25:23,787 01:25:28,958 [music] You can tell at a glance [music] [music] You can tell at a glance [music]
1500 01:25:29,042 01:25:32,295 [music] What a swell night this is for romance [music] [music] What a swell night this is for romance [music]
1501 01:25:32,378 01:25:35,298 [music] You can hear dear Mother Nature [music] [music] You can hear dear Mother Nature [music]
1502 01:25:35,381 01:25:38,009 [music] Murmuring low; [music] Murmuring low;
1503 01:25:38,092 01:25:39,636 [music] "Let yourself go" [music] [music] "Let yourself go" [music]
1504 01:25:39,719 01:25:43,139 [music] So please, be sweet, my chickadee [music] [music] So please, be sweet, my chickadee [music]
1505 01:25:43,223 01:25:46,434 [music] And when I kiss you, just say to me [music] [music] And when I kiss you, just say to me [music]
1506 01:25:46,559 01:25:48,311 [music] It's delightful? [music] Mm-hmm. [music] It's delightful? [music] Mm-hmm.
1507 01:25:48,394 01:25:49,979 [music] It's delicious [music] [music] It's delicious [music]
1508 01:25:50,063 01:25:51,397 [music] It's delectable? [music] [music] It's delectable? [music]
1509 01:25:51,481 01:25:53,274 [music] It's delirious [music] [music] It's delirious [music]
1510 01:25:53,358 01:25:54,984 [music] It's dilemma [music] [music] It's de-limit [music] [music] It's dilemma [music] [music] It's de-limit [music]
1511 01:25:55,068 01:25:56,528 [music] It's deluxe [music] [music] It's deluxe [music]
1512 01:25:56,611 01:25:59,155 [music] It's de-lovely [music] [music] It's de-lovely [music]
1513 01:25:59,239 01:26:00,824 [ Screams, Grunts ] [ Screams ] [ Screams, Grunts ] [ Screams ]
1514 01:26:00,907 01:26:02,575 Come on! Where are we going? Come on! Where are we going?
1515 01:26:02,659 01:26:04,160 Take a dip! Take a dip? Take a dip! Take a dip?
1516 01:26:04,244 01:26:06,746 In the pool. How exciting. In the pool. How exciting.
1517 01:26:08,581 01:26:10,750 Hey. Katerina. [ Giggling 1 Hey. Katerina. [ Giggling 1
1518 01:26:10,834 01:26:13,503 Ah! [ Laughing ] Katerina! Ah! [ Laughing ] Katerina!
1519 01:26:14,921 01:26:17,006 Oh. Oh.
1520 01:26:17,090 01:26:18,591 [ Mutters ] Winded? [ Mutters ] Winded?
1521 01:26:18,675 01:26:20,176 Oh. [ Panting ] Oh. [ Panting ]
1522 01:26:23,930 01:26:25,849 What are you doing? I dance. What are you doing? I dance.
1523 01:26:25,974 01:26:27,767 I didn't know you could dance. Yeah. I didn't know you could dance. Yeah.
1524 01:26:27,892 01:26:29,686 You see? I don't think I can do that. You see? I don't think I can do that.
1525 01:26:29,769 01:26:31,437 Try it. Watch out. Try it. Watch out.
1526 01:26:32,605 01:26:34,357 Bene. See? Bene. See?
1527 01:26:34,482 01:26:37,026 Yeah. Of course bene. The night is young. Yeah. Of course bene. The night is young.
1528 01:26:37,151 01:26:38,528 You are young. Grazie. You are young. Grazie.
1529 01:26:38,611 01:26:42,365 [music] From cotton plowed under; [music] From cotton plowed under;
1530 01:26:42,448 01:26:44,826 [music] [ Vocalizing ] [music] [ Vocalizing ]
1531 01:26:44,909 01:26:46,703 [music] Ba-Ba-Ba-bam [music] [music] Ba-Ba-Ba-bam [music]
1532 01:26:46,786 01:26:50,456 [music] From Benzedrine to Ovaltine [music] [music] From Benzedrine to Ovaltine [music]
1533 01:26:50,540 01:26:54,043 [music] Not to mention from go to stop [music] [music] Not to mention from go to stop [music]
1534 01:27:00,466 01:27:02,385 That's my house. That's my house.
1535 01:27:02,468 01:27:04,262 Ah, that's your... Ah, that's your...
1536 01:27:04,345 01:27:08,266 [music] From corn muffins to Triscuit [music] [music] From corn muffins to Triscuit [music]
1537 01:27:08,349 01:27:10,476 [music] From fat; [music] From fat;
1538 01:27:10,560 01:27:12,270 [music] To thin [music] [music] To thin [music]
1539 01:27:12,353 01:27:16,232 [music] From Zev to the young Seabiscuit [music] [music] From Zev to the young Seabiscuit [music]
1540 01:27:16,316 01:27:20,570 [music] I'll bet on you to win [music] [music] I'll bet on you to win [music]
1541 01:27:20,653 01:27:25,533 [music] And will you beat me and maltreat me [music] [music] And will you beat me and maltreat me [music]
1542 01:27:25,617 01:27:29,579 [music] And bend my Spanish spine? [music] [music] And bend my Spanish spine? [music]
1543 01:27:29,662 01:27:31,664 [music] Certainly; [music] Certainly;
1544 01:27:31,748 01:27:36,419 [music] From alpha to omega [music] [music] From alpha to omega [music]
1545 01:27:50,350 01:27:52,644 [ Both Giggling ] [ Both Giggling ]
1546 01:27:53,645 01:27:55,271 Last one in's a rotten chicken! Last one in's a rotten chicken!
1547 01:27:55,355 01:27:57,357 Whoo! Whoo!
1548 01:27:57,440 01:27:59,359 I'm a rotten chicken. I'm a rotten chicken.
1549 01:28:04,697 01:28:06,199 Whoa. Whoa.
1550 01:28:11,704 01:28:13,581 [ Chuckling, Whimpers ] [ Chuckling, Whimpers ]
1551 01:28:14,874 01:28:16,793 [music] The knot is... [music] Ah, swell. [music] The knot is... [music] Ah, swell.
1552 01:28:16,918 01:28:21,089 [music] So we take a few hours off to eat the wedding cake [music] It was your idea. [music] So we take a few hours off to eat the wedding cake [music] It was your idea.
1553 01:28:21,172 01:28:22,924 [music] It's delightful [music] [music] It's delightful [music]
1554 01:28:23,049 01:28:25,009 Oh! [music] It's deli-[music] Oh! [music] It's deli-[music]
1555 01:28:25,093 01:28:27,095 [music] It's de-lovely [music] [music] It's de-lovely [music]
1556 01:28:27,178 01:28:28,471 [ Both Laughing ] [ Both Laughing ]
1557 01:28:28,554 01:28:31,224 [music] It feels so fine to be a bride [music] [music] It feels so fine to be a bride [music]
1558 01:28:31,349 01:28:34,143 How's the groom? [music] Well, he's slightly fried [music] How's the groom? [music] Well, he's slightly fried [music]
1559 01:28:34,227 01:28:37,021 [music] It's delightful It's delicious [music] [music] It's delightful It's delicious [music]
1560 01:28:37,146 01:28:39,691 It's-I can't swim. Oh! It's-I can't swim. Oh!
1561 01:28:39,774 01:28:42,777 [music] To the pop of champagne [music] [music] To the pop of champagne [music]
1562 01:28:42,860 01:28:46,614 [music] Off we hop in our plush little plane [music] [music] Off we hop in our plush little plane [music]
1563 01:28:46,698 01:28:49,158 [music] Till the bright light from the darkness [music] [music] Till the bright light from the darkness [music]
1564 01:28:49,242 01:28:50,910 [music] Cozily calls [music] [music] Cozily calls [music]
1565 01:28:50,994 01:28:52,996 [music] Niagara Falls; [music] Niagara Falls;
1566 01:28:53,079 01:28:55,540 [music] All's well, my love Our day's complete [music] [music] All's well, my love Our day's complete [music]
1567 01:28:55,623 01:28:58,501 [music] And what a beautiful bridal suite [music] [music] And what a beautiful bridal suite [music]
1568 01:28:58,626 01:29:01,129 [music] It's de-reamy [music] [music] It's de-rowsy [music] [music] It's de-reamy [music] [music] It's de-rowsy [music]
1569 01:29:01,212 01:29:02,672 [music] It's de-reverie [music] [music] It's de-reverie [music]
1570 01:29:02,755 01:29:04,215 [music] It's de-rhapsody; [music] It's de-rhapsody;
1571 01:29:04,340 01:29:05,842 [music] It's de-regal [music] [music] It's de-royal [music] [music] It's de-regal [music] [music] It's de-royal [music]
1572 01:29:05,967 01:29:07,552 [music] It's de-Ritz [music] [music] It's [music] [music] It's de-Ritz [music] [music] It's [music]
1573 01:29:07,635 01:29:11,055 [music] It's de-lovely [music] [music] It's de-lovely [music]
1574 01:29:13,683 01:29:16,519 [ Mike, Brooke Chattering ] [ Mike, Brooke Chattering ]
1575 01:29:19,439 01:29:21,065 Madam, please. Madam, please.
1576 01:29:21,149 01:29:23,526 This is my room! This is my room!
1577 01:29:23,609 01:29:26,571 Oh, tell it to the marines. Oh, tell it to the marines.
1578 01:29:26,654 01:29:28,614 The marines? The marines?
1579 01:29:28,698 01:29:30,616 I love your p.j.'s. I love your p.j.'s.
1580 01:29:32,243 01:29:35,705 You'll have to excuse me. I was just... doing the books. You'll have to excuse me. I was just... doing the books.
1581 01:29:36,456 01:29:41,836 [music] Are you good at figures, dear? [music] [music] Are you good at figures, dear? [music]
1582 01:29:41,919 01:29:45,673 [music] Kindly tell me if so [music] [music] Kindly tell me if so [music]
1583 01:29:45,757 01:29:48,551 [music] Yes, I'm good at figures, dear; [music] Yes, I'm good at figures, dear;
1584 01:29:48,634 01:29:51,054 [music] But in the morning, no; [music] But in the morning, no;
1585 01:29:51,137 01:29:55,266 [music] Do you do double entry, dear? [music] [music] Do you do double entry, dear? [music]
1586 01:29:55,349 01:29:58,770 [music] Kindly tell me if so [music] [music] Kindly tell me if so [music]
1587 01:29:58,853 01:30:01,689 [music] I do double entry, dear; [music] I do double entry, dear;
1588 01:30:01,773 01:30:03,441 [music] But in the morning, no, no; [music] But in the morning, no, no;
1589 01:30:03,524 01:30:04,901 [music] Yes, yes [music] [music] No, no [music] [music] Yes, yes [music] [music] No, no [music]
1590 01:30:04,984 01:30:08,946 [music] Yes, yes; [music] No, no, no, no, no; [music] Yes, yes; [music] No, no, no, no, no;
1591 01:30:10,156 01:30:12,658 [ Elizabeth ] Yes. [ Rodney ] Mmm. [ Elizabeth ] Yes. [ Rodney ] Mmm.
1592 01:30:12,742 01:30:15,536 [music] We're on the crest We have no cares [music] [music] We're on the crest We have no cares [music]
1593 01:30:15,620 01:30:17,789 [music] We're just a couple of honey bears [music] [music] We're just a couple of honey bears [music]
1594 01:30:17,872 01:30:20,416 [music] It's delightful It's delicious [music] [music] It's delightful It's delicious [music]
1595 01:30:20,500 01:30:22,919 [music] It's de-lovely [music] [music] It's de-lovely [music]
1596 01:30:23,002 01:30:25,755 [music] All's as right as can be [music] [music] All's as right as can be [music]
1597 01:30:25,838 01:30:28,508 [music] Till one night at my window I see [music] [music] Till one night at my window I see [music]
1598 01:30:28,591 01:30:32,637 [music] An absurd bird with a bundle hung on his nose; [music] An absurd bird with a bundle hung on his nose;
1599 01:30:32,720 01:30:34,222 Get baby clothes. Get baby clothes.
1600 01:30:34,305 01:30:36,766 [music] These eyes of mine are filled with joy; [music] These eyes of mine are filled with joy;
1601 01:30:36,849 01:30:39,130 [music] The nurse appears and cries, "It's a boy!" [music] [music] The nurse appears and cries, "It's a boy!" [music]
1602 01:30:39,143 01:30:41,562 [music] He's appalling [music] [music] He's appealing [music] [music] He's appalling [music] [music] He's appealing [music]
1603 01:30:41,687 01:30:43,940 [music] He's a polliwog [music] [music] He's a paragon [music] [music] He's a polliwog [music] [music] He's a paragon [music]
1604 01:30:44,065 01:30:45,942 [music] He's a Popeye. [music] [music] He's a panic. He's a pip. [music] [music] He's a Popeye. [music] [music] He's a panic. He's a pip. [music]
1605 01:30:46,025 01:30:47,527 It's getting late! It's getting late!
1606 01:30:47,610 01:30:53,866 [music] And while I wait, my poor heart aches on [music] [music] And while I wait, my poor heart aches on [music]
1607 01:30:53,950 01:30:57,787 [music] Why keep the brakes on'? [music] [music] Why keep the brakes on'? [music]
1608 01:30:57,870 01:30:59,747 Let's misbehave? Let's misbehave?
1609 01:31:01,207 01:31:05,336 [music] I feel quite sure un peu diamour [music] [music] I feel quite sure un peu diamour [music]
1610 01:31:05,419 01:31:08,756 [music] Would be attractive [music] [music] Would be attractive [music]
1611 01:31:08,840 01:31:12,135 [music] While we're still active [music] [music] While we're still active [music]
1612 01:31:12,218 01:31:15,930 [music] Let's misbehave [music] [music] Let's misbehave [music]
1613 01:31:17,723 01:31:20,017 [music] You know my heart 'vs true [music] [music] You know my heart 'vs true [music]
1614 01:31:20,101 01:31:24,522 [music] When you say you for me care [music] [music] When you say you for me care [music]
1615 01:31:26,440 01:31:28,693 [music] Somebody's sure to tell [music] [music] Somebody's sure to tell [music]
1616 01:31:28,776 01:31:31,028 [music] But what the hell [music] [music] But what the hell [music]
1617 01:31:31,112 01:31:35,408 [music] Do we care? [music] [music] Do we care? [music]
1618 01:31:45,459 01:31:50,339 [music] They say that bears have love affairs [music] [music] They say that bears have love affairs [music]
1619 01:31:50,423 01:31:52,341 And even camels. And even camels.
1620 01:31:52,425 01:31:54,594 Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
1621 01:31:54,677 01:32:00,016 [music] We're merely mammals [music] [music] We're merely mammals [music]
1622 01:32:01,100 01:32:07,315 [music] [ Humming ] [music] [ Humming ]
1623 01:32:12,528 01:32:15,031 [ Crowd Chattering ] [ Crowd Chattering ]
1624 01:32:17,617 01:32:19,452 [ Cheering ] [ Cheering ]
1625 01:32:23,956 01:32:26,876 There you go, Frank. There you go, Frank. There you go, Frank. There you go, Frank.
1626 01:32:30,671 01:32:32,632 Yay! Yay!
1627 01:32:32,757 01:32:35,009 Did you see that? Of course I saw it. Did you see that? Of course I saw it.
1628 01:32:37,720 01:32:39,222 [ Sighs ] [ Sighs ]
1629 01:32:43,976 01:32:46,520 Didn't take them very long, did it? Nope. First pitch. Didn't take them very long, did it? Nope. First pitch.
1630 01:32:46,646 01:32:48,481 How do you know she pitched? Huh? How do you know she pitched? Huh?
1631 01:32:48,564 01:32:51,692 He might have done the pitching. Remember Casanova? He was Italian too. He might have done the pitching. Remember Casanova? He was Italian too.
1632 01:32:51,776 01:32:53,361 Ollie, what are you talking about? Ollie, what are you talking about?
1633 01:32:53,486 01:32:57,281 What do you mean what am I talking about? I'm talking about our two friends over there. What do you mean what am I talking about? I'm talking about our two friends over there.
1634 01:32:57,907 01:33:01,410 Giving the ball game some pretty stiff competition. Giving the ball game some pretty stiff competition.
1635 01:33:01,494 01:33:04,080 Well, good for them. What's wrong with that? Well, good for them. What's wrong with that?
1636 01:33:04,163 01:33:06,457 Johnny's a swell guy, and she's a peach. Johnny's a swell guy, and she's a peach.
1637 01:33:06,540 01:33:09,627 I just wish they weren't so angry at us. I just wish they weren't so angry at us.
1638 01:33:09,752 01:33:12,421 You mean you knew that was going on? Nope. But I'm glad. You mean you knew that was going on? Nope. But I'm glad.
1639 01:33:12,505 01:33:13,965 You are? Mm-hmm. You are? Mm-hmm.
1640 01:33:14,090 01:33:17,385 Makes me not feel so bad about stealing her boyfriend. Makes me not feel so bad about stealing her boyfriend.
1641 01:33:17,510 01:33:19,637 You're strong, you know that? Mm-hmm. You're strong, you know that? Mm-hmm.
1642 01:33:19,720 01:33:21,222 All gone. All gone.
1643 01:33:21,305 01:33:23,641 Hey, that's a good idea. We'll let them see us. Hey, that's a good idea. We'll let them see us.
1644 01:33:23,724 01:33:25,685 What? What?
1645 01:33:25,810 01:33:28,521 You're jealous? Oh, don't be absurd. Me jealous? You're jealous? Oh, don't be absurd. Me jealous?
1646 01:33:28,646 01:33:30,147 You are! I am not. You are! I am not.
1647 01:33:30,231 01:33:32,191 You thought she'd be pining away for you. You thought she'd be pining away for you.
1648 01:33:32,275 01:33:34,110 I certainly didn't have any such thought. I certainly didn't have any such thought.
1649 01:33:34,193 01:33:36,696 Now just be quiet and watch the ball game. Now just be quiet and watch the ball game.
1650 01:33:41,867 01:33:44,328 Hey, Ollie. That reminds me. What? Hey, Ollie. That reminds me. What?
1651 01:33:44,412 01:33:47,915 Did you hear about the horse that could pitch and field as good as Babe Ruth? Did you hear about the horse that could pitch and field as good as Babe Ruth?
1652 01:33:47,999 01:33:49,250 A horse? A horse?
1653 01:33:49,375 01:33:51,335 It's a joke. Oh, that's funny. It's a joke. Oh, that's funny.
1654 01:33:51,460 01:33:53,254 It's not finished yet. Oh. It's not finished yet. Oh.
1655 01:33:53,337 01:33:55,214 This horse could pitch and field, you see, This horse could pitch and field, you see,
1656 01:33:55,298 01:33:57,091 so the manager asked his trainer... so the manager asked his trainer...
1657 01:33:57,216 01:33:59,343 He said, "Can he bat?" Oh, that's very funny. He said, "Can he bat?" Oh, that's very funny.
1658 01:33:59,468 01:34:01,887 It's not over yet. It's the longest joke I've ever heard. It's not over yet. It's the longest joke I've ever heard.
1659 01:34:02,013 01:34:04,140 If you'd be quiet, I could finish it. Well, go on. Finish it. If you'd be quiet, I could finish it. Well, go on. Finish it.
1660 01:34:04,223 01:34:05,558 All right. All right.
1661 01:34:05,641 01:34:07,393 The manager says, "Can he bat?" The manager says, "Can he bat?"
1662 01:34:07,476 01:34:11,022 And the trainer answers, "Whoever heard of a horse that can bat?" And the trainer answers, "Whoever heard of a horse that can bat?"
1663 01:34:11,105 01:34:12,648 Yeah? Go on. Yeah? Go on.
1664 01:34:12,732 01:34:14,233 Oh, forget it. Oh, forget it.
1665 01:34:16,152 01:34:17,486 [ Crowd Cheering ] [ Crowd Cheering ]
1666 01:34:17,570 01:34:20,197 Kill him! Kill him! Kill him! Kill him!
1667 01:34:20,281 01:34:23,159 Hit him on the head! Kill him! Hit him on the head! Kill him!
1668 01:34:23,242 01:34:25,202 Yes! Go! Yes! Go!
1669 01:34:28,914 01:34:31,042 Kill him! Kill him! Kill him! Kill him!
1670 01:34:31,125 01:34:32,626 What? What?
1671 01:34:40,426 01:34:41,719 [ Bell Clangs ] [ Bell Clangs ]
1672 01:34:41,844 01:34:45,097 [music] [ Movie Soundtrack: Suspenseful ] [ Stairs Creaking ] [music] [ Movie Soundtrack: Suspenseful ] [ Stairs Creaking ]
1673 01:35:08,788 01:35:10,706 [ No Audible Dialogue ] [ No Audible Dialogue ]
1674 01:35:11,791 01:35:14,877 [ Movie: Thunderclap ] [ Movie: Thunderclap ]
1675 01:35:16,921 01:35:19,090 I'll be right back. All right, Ollie. I'll be right back. All right, Ollie.
1676 01:35:20,341 01:35:21,675 Excuse me. Excuse me.
1677 01:35:21,759 01:35:24,428 Excuse me. Excuse me. Excuse me. Excuse me.
1678 01:35:30,976 01:35:33,312 [ Movie: Thunderclap ] [ Movie: Thunderclap ]
1679 01:35:50,871 01:35:53,791 [ Shouting, indistinct ] [ Shouting, indistinct ]
1680 01:35:55,459 01:35:57,336 [ Blow Lands ] Oh! [ Blow Lands ] Oh!
1681 01:35:57,420 01:35:59,004 [ Shouting Continues ] [ Blow Lands ] [ Shouting Continues ] [ Blow Lands ]
1682 01:36:11,392 01:36:13,727 [ Movie: Explosions ] [ No Audible Dialogue ] [ Movie: Explosions ] [ No Audible Dialogue ]
1683 01:36:15,354 01:36:16,856 'Saw 'Saw
1684 01:36:22,778 01:36:26,282 [ Giggling ] [ Giggling ]
1685 01:36:26,365 01:36:28,993 You- Ah, yes. You- Ah, yes.
1686 01:36:29,076 01:36:30,744 [ Both Laughing ] [ Both Laughing ]
1687 01:36:33,038 01:36:35,541 [ Thunder Rumbling ] [ Thunder Rumbling ]
1688 01:36:41,547 01:36:43,048 Excuse me. Excuse me.
1689 01:36:43,132 01:36:44,800 Excuse me. Excuse me.
1690 01:36:44,884 01:36:46,886 [ Thunder Continues ] [ Thunder Continues ]
1691 01:36:51,223 01:36:52,975 Johnny, what happened to you? Johnny, what happened to you?
1692 01:36:53,058 01:36:54,935 Our show is a very big success. Our show is a very big success.
1693 01:36:55,060 01:36:57,146 It is? Oh, very big. It is? Oh, very big.
1694 01:36:57,229 01:36:59,523 I think we close tonight. I think we close tonight.
1695 01:36:59,607 01:37:01,275 Oh. Oh.
1696 01:37:01,358 01:37:04,737 [ Movie: Dog Barking ] [ Movie: Dog Barking ]
1697 01:37:06,906 01:37:08,991 [ Laughing ] [ Laughing ]
1698 01:37:09,074 01:37:12,328 Johnny Spanish-wonderful chap. And he's in love with you. Johnny Spanish-wonderful chap. And he's in love with you.
1699 01:37:12,453 01:37:14,079 That's what he told me. Mm-hmm. That's what he told me. Mm-hmm.
1700 01:37:14,205 01:37:18,167 And Kitty and I-Well, she makes me laugh. [ Mock Laughing ] And Kitty and I-Well, she makes me laugh. [ Mock Laughing ]
1701 01:37:18,250 01:37:21,545 Anyway, Johnny and I-Well, we decided to make it up between us. Anyway, Johnny and I-Well, we decided to make it up between us.
1702 01:37:21,629 01:37:23,297 I hope you're very happy together. I hope you're very happy together.
1703 01:37:23,380 01:37:24,673 No, seriously. No, seriously.
1704 01:37:24,757 01:37:28,177 He's got a big poker game or something over in Staten Island tonight, He's got a big poker game or something over in Staten Island tonight,
1705 01:37:28,260 01:37:31,013 and this time he's positive his ship is gonna come in. and this time he's positive his ship is gonna come in.
1706 01:37:31,096 01:37:32,890 Mm-hmm. Like the Titanic. Mm-hmm. Like the Titanic.
1707 01:37:33,015 01:37:35,100 And he's gonna call you tomorrow. Hmph. And he's gonna call you tomorrow. Hmph.
1708 01:37:35,184 01:37:36,852 He doesn't hold anything against us. He doesn't hold anything against us.
1709 01:37:36,936 01:37:38,812 As a matter of fact, he feels... As a matter of fact, he feels...
1710 01:37:38,896 01:37:41,690 Why don't you just come out and say what you mean? Why don't you just come out and say what you mean?
1711 01:37:41,774 01:37:43,609 Well, Well,
1712 01:37:43,692 01:37:47,196 as Dorothy Parker once said to her boyfriend... as Dorothy Parker once said to her boyfriend...
1713 01:37:47,279 01:37:49,490 [music] Fare thee well [music] Mm-hmm. [music] Fare thee well [music] Mm-hmm.
1714 01:37:49,573 01:37:52,034 As Columbus announced when he knew he was bounced... As Columbus announced when he knew he was bounced...
1715 01:37:52,117 01:37:54,078 [music] It was swell, Isabelle Swell [music] [music] It was swell, Isabelle Swell [music]
1716 01:37:54,161 01:37:57,998 Yeah, but... [music] As Abelard said to Heloise [music] Yeah, but... [music] As Abelard said to Heloise [music]
1717 01:37:58,082 01:38:00,751 [music] Don't forget to drop a line to me, please [music] [music] Don't forget to drop a line to me, please [music]
1718 01:38:00,834 01:38:04,213 You mean-[music] As Juliet cried in her Romeo's ear; You mean-[music] As Juliet cried in her Romeo's ear;
1719 01:38:04,296 01:38:07,758 [music] "Romeo, why not face the fact, my dear?" [music] [music] "Romeo, why not face the fact, my dear?" [music]
1720 01:38:07,841 01:38:09,510 Sure. Sure.
1721 01:38:09,593 01:38:15,099 [music] It was just one of those things [music] [music] It was just one of those things [music]
1722 01:38:15,224 01:38:19,311 [music] Just one of those crazy flings [music] Mm-hmm. [music] Just one of those crazy flings [music] Mm-hmm.
1723 01:38:19,395 01:38:22,439 [music] One of those bells that now and then ring [music] [music] One of those bells that now and then ring [music]
1724 01:38:22,523 01:38:25,401 Just... one of those things. Just... one of those things.
1725 01:38:25,484 01:38:26,986 That's right. That's right.
1726 01:38:27,069 01:38:30,573 [music] It was just one of those nights [music] [music] It was just one of those nights [music]
1727 01:38:31,156 01:38:35,035 [music] Just one of those fabulous flights [music] [music] Just one of those fabulous flights [music]
1728 01:38:35,119 01:38:38,914 [music] A trip to the moon on gossamer wings [music] [music] A trip to the moon on gossamer wings [music]
1729 01:38:38,998 01:38:41,041 [music] Just one of those things [music] [music] Just one of those things [music]
1730 01:38:41,125 01:38:42,251 Taxi! Taxi!
1731 01:38:42,334 01:38:44,712 [music] If we'd thought a bit about the end of it [music] [music] If we'd thought a bit about the end of it [music]
1732 01:38:44,837 01:38:47,840 Take me home. [music] When we started painting the town [music] Take me home. [music] When we started painting the town [music]
1733 01:38:47,923 01:38:52,094 [music] We'd have been aware that our love affair [music] [music] We'd have been aware that our love affair [music]
1734 01:38:52,177 01:38:53,929 [music] Was [music] [music] Was [music]
1735 01:38:54,013 01:38:55,931 Too hot... Too hot...
1736 01:38:56,015 01:38:57,975 not to cool down. not to cool down.
1737 01:38:59,059 01:39:03,939 [music] So good-bye, dear, and amen [music] [music] So good-bye, dear, and amen [music]
1738 01:39:04,023 01:39:08,527 [music] Here's hoping we meet now and then [music] [music] Here's hoping we meet now and then [music]
1739 01:39:08,611 01:39:12,072 [music] It was great fun [music] [music] It was great fun [music]
1740 01:39:12,156 01:39:15,993 [music] But it was just one [music] [music] But it was just one [music]
1741 01:39:16,076 01:39:22,041 [music] Oi those 'Mugs [music] [music] Oi those 'Mugs [music]
1742 01:39:50,402 01:39:52,738 I wonder which is which. I wonder which is which.
1743 01:39:52,863 01:39:54,448 Excuse me? No, I won't. Excuse me? No, I won't.
1744 01:39:54,573 01:39:58,994 Now, really, Elizabeth. I don't see why you continue to blame me for the actions of my employer. Now, really, Elizabeth. I don't see why you continue to blame me for the actions of my employer.
1745 01:39:59,078 01:40:00,746 After all, it's none of our affair. After all, it's none of our affair.
1746 01:40:00,829 01:40:02,790 You watch your words, junior, unless you want a fat lip. You watch your words, junior, unless you want a fat lip.
1747 01:40:02,915 01:40:05,542 I didn't mean-I know what you meant. You know what he meant, don't ya? I didn't mean-I know what you meant. You know what he meant, don't ya?
1748 01:40:05,626 01:40:07,961 [ Squawks ] Don't exert yourself, Mertle. [ Squawks ] Don't exert yourself, Mertle.
1749 01:40:08,087 01:40:11,423 She's probably hungry. I'll take care of my bird. Thanks a lot. She's probably hungry. I'll take care of my bird. Thanks a lot.
1750 01:40:11,507 01:40:13,008 All right. All right.
1751 01:40:14,426 01:40:15,928 [ Sighs ] [ Sighs ]
1752 01:40:17,930 01:40:19,598 [ Clears Throat ] [ Clears Throat ]
1753 01:40:19,682 01:40:22,184 Just drive, curly. Just drive. Just drive, curly. Just drive.
1754 01:40:23,268 01:40:25,771 [ Phone Rings ] [ Phone Rings ]
1755 01:40:28,065 01:40:30,776 [ Ringing Continues ] [ Ringing Continues ]
1756 01:40:33,696 01:40:35,948 Right through there, boys. Right through there, boys.
1757 01:40:46,542 01:40:48,168 Hello. Hello.
1758 01:40:48,293 01:40:50,963 Are you here? It's Johnny. No! Are you here? It's Johnny. No!
1759 01:40:51,046 01:40:53,882 That's what I thought. She says she's not here. That's what I thought. She says she's not here.
1760 01:40:55,217 01:40:57,052 No kiddin'. No kiddin'.
1761 01:40:57,136 01:40:59,513 No kiddin'. No kiddin'.
1762 01:40:59,596 01:41:01,890 Brooke, he says he's won a half-a-million-dollar pot! Brooke, he says he's won a half-a-million-dollar pot!
1763 01:41:01,974 01:41:04,309 "Congralutations." "Congralutations."
1764 01:41:04,393 01:41:06,395 She says, "Congralutations." She says, "Congralutations."
1765 01:41:07,646 01:41:09,982 He wants to know if you want to help him spend it. He wants to know if you want to help him spend it.
1766 01:41:10,065 01:41:12,109 I'm not here. [ Glass Clatters ] I'm not here. [ Glass Clatters ]
1767 01:41:12,192 01:41:14,111 She's not here. She's not here.
1768 01:41:14,194 01:41:16,238 Okay. Sorry, Johnny. Okay. Sorry, Johnny.
1769 01:41:16,321 01:41:17,823 Good-bye. Good-bye.
1770 01:41:17,906 01:41:20,909 Okay. The show's over, boys. Beat it. Okay. The show's over, boys. Beat it.
1771 01:41:29,334 01:41:32,671 You look like you ain't et in a week. Ain't ya hungry? You look like you ain't et in a week. Ain't ya hungry?
1772 01:41:32,755 01:41:34,256 Huh? Huh?
1773 01:41:37,092 01:41:39,261 Did you see the paper? Did you see the paper?
1774 01:41:39,344 01:41:42,431 Your pal bought a new horse for Kitty, Your pal bought a new horse for Kitty,
1775 01:41:42,514 01:41:45,517 but Rod says she's not answering her phone neither. but Rod says she's not answering her phone neither.
1776 01:41:48,771 01:41:51,064 [ Whining, Shouts ] [ Whining, Shouts ]
1777 01:41:51,148 01:41:53,275 Yeah, I thought you'd like it. Yeah, I thought you'd like it.
1778 01:41:53,358 01:41:55,998 Well, I got a reaction anyway. I'm glad to see you ain't blind yet. Well, I got a reaction anyway. I'm glad to see you ain't blind yet.
1779 01:41:56,028 01:41:57,488 Order more champagne. Order more champagne.
1780 01:41:57,571 01:42:00,282 Oh, come on, honey! Ain't you had enough? Oh, come on, honey! Ain't you had enough?
1781 01:42:00,365 01:42:01,950 No guy is worth this. No guy is worth this.
1782 01:42:02,034 01:42:03,952 What guy? I'm just an "alhocolic." What guy? I'm just an "alhocolic."
1783 01:42:04,036 01:42:05,788 All right. [ Bottle Clatters ] All right. [ Bottle Clatters ]
1784 01:42:05,871 01:42:08,871 Well, I'll order some more up for you, but first I gotta wash up a little... Well, I'll order some more up for you, but first I gotta wash up a little...
1785 01:42:08,874 01:42:10,375 and feed Mertle. and feed Mertle.
1786 01:42:10,459 01:42:13,378 She's starving. I'll be right back. She's starving. I'll be right back.
1787 01:42:14,838 01:42:17,341 Take your time. Take your time. Take your time. Take your time.
1788 01:42:35,067 01:42:36,652 [ Mutters ] Newspapers. [ Mutters ] Newspapers.
1789 01:42:36,735 01:42:39,154 People buying horses. People buying horses.
1790 01:42:39,238 01:42:41,949 [ Muttering ] It's disgusting. [ Muttering ] It's disgusting.
1791 01:42:46,411 01:42:48,205 Silliest thing I ever heard. Silliest thing I ever heard.
1792 01:42:51,291 01:42:53,836 Newspapers are- [ Muttering ] Newspapers are- [ Muttering ]
1793 01:42:53,919 01:42:55,420 Oh. Oh.
1794 01:43:06,765 01:43:12,020 [music] My story is much too sad to be told [music] [music] My story is much too sad to be told [music]
1795 01:43:12,104 01:43:14,857 [music] But practically everything [music] [music] But practically everything [music]
1796 01:43:14,940 01:43:18,277 [music] Leaves me totally cold [music] [music] Leaves me totally cold [music]
1797 01:43:20,153 01:43:22,322 [music] The only exception I know [music] [music] The only exception I know [music]
1798 01:43:22,406 01:43:25,200 [music] Is the case [music] [music] Is the case [music]
1799 01:43:25,284 01:43:28,745 [music] When I'm out on a quiet spree [music] [music] When I'm out on a quiet spree [music]
1800 01:43:28,829 01:43:34,376 [music] Fighting vainly the old ennui [music] [music] Fighting vainly the old ennui [music]
1801 01:43:35,085 01:43:38,714 [music] And I suddenly turn and see [music] [music] And I suddenly turn and see [music]
1802 01:43:38,797 01:43:40,924 [music] Your fabulous [music] [music] Your fabulous [music]
1803 01:43:42,259 01:43:44,469 [music] Face [music] [music] Face [music]
1804 01:43:53,562 01:43:57,399 [music] I get no kick from champagne [music] [music] I get no kick from champagne [music]
1805 01:43:57,482 01:44:01,069 [music] Mere alcohol doesn't thrill me at all [music] [music] Mere alcohol doesn't thrill me at all [music]
1806 01:44:01,153 01:44:05,407 [music] So tell me, why should it be true [music] [music] So tell me, why should it be true [music]
1807 01:44:05,490 01:44:09,745 [music] That I get a kick out of you? [music] [music] That I get a kick out of you? [music]
1808 01:44:10,370 01:44:14,041 [music] Some get a kick from cocaine [music] [music] Some get a kick from cocaine [music]
1809 01:44:14,124 01:44:17,127 [music] I'm sure that if I took even one sniff [music] [music] I'm sure that if I took even one sniff [music]
1810 01:44:17,210 01:44:21,590 [music] That would bore me terrifically too [music] [music] That would bore me terrifically too [music]
1811 01:44:21,673 01:44:26,053 [music] Yet I get a kick out of you [music] [music] Yet I get a kick out of you [music]
1812 01:44:28,555 01:44:32,684 [music] I get a kick every time I see you [music] [music] I get a kick every time I see you [music]
1813 01:44:32,768 01:44:37,105 [music] Standing there before me [music] [music] Standing there before me [music]
1814 01:44:37,189 01:44:41,109 [music] I get a kick though it's clear to me [music] [music] I get a kick though it's clear to me [music]
1815 01:44:41,193 01:44:43,862 [music] You obviously don't [music] [music] You obviously don't [music]
1816 01:44:44,947 01:44:48,533 [music] Adore me [music] [music] Adore me [music]
1817 01:44:49,326 01:44:53,288 [music] I get no kick in a plane; [music] I get no kick in a plane;
1818 01:44:53,372 01:44:56,667 [music] Flying too high with some guy in the sky [music] [music] Flying too high with some guy in the sky [music]
1819 01:44:56,750 01:44:59,920 [music] Is my idea [music] [music] Is my idea [music]
1820 01:45:00,003 01:45:04,967 [music] Of nothing to do [music] [music] Of nothing to do [music]
1821 01:45:06,009 01:45:10,013 [music] Yet I get a kick [music] [music] Yet I get a kick [music]
1822 01:45:11,640 01:45:15,102 [music] Out of you [music] [music] Out of you [music]
1823 01:45:16,103 01:45:17,813 [ Doorbell Buzzes ] [ Doorbell Buzzes ]
1824 01:45:19,314 01:45:21,525 [ Buzzing Continues ] I'm coming! [ Buzzing Continues ] I'm coming!
1825 01:45:21,608 01:45:23,568 Hold your horses! Hold your horses!
1826 01:45:24,653 01:45:26,989 What? Telegram for Miss Carter, madam. What? Telegram for Miss Carter, madam.
1827 01:45:27,072 01:45:28,699 I'm a "miss" too, wise guy. I'm a "miss" too, wise guy.
1828 01:45:28,782 01:45:30,742 Oh. No slur intended. Oh. No slur intended.
1829 01:45:30,826 01:45:32,828 Oh. No tip neither. Oh. No tip neither.
1830 01:45:32,911 01:45:35,539 Beth, you could have given him a dime. Beth, you could have given him a dime.
1831 01:45:35,622 01:45:37,457 Snooks, we ain't got a... Snooks, we ain't got a...
1832 01:45:41,586 01:45:45,090 I can't see very well, but isn't your mouth hanging open? I can't see very well, but isn't your mouth hanging open?
1833 01:45:45,757 01:45:47,384 [ Teeth Click ] [ Teeth Click ]
1834 01:45:47,467 01:45:51,596 Honey, it is a miracle. Honey, it is a miracle.
1835 01:45:51,680 01:45:53,348 Listen. Listen.
1836 01:45:53,432 01:45:54,891 "Dear Brooke," "Dear Brooke,"
1837 01:45:54,975 01:46:00,522 "Have today wired your bank one million unsullied American dollars." "Have today wired your bank one million unsullied American dollars."
1838 01:46:00,605 01:46:03,942 "Will write soon. Love, your sullied mother." "Will write soon. Love, your sullied mother."
1839 01:46:04,026 01:46:05,610 What the hell does "sullied" mean? What the hell does "sullied" mean?
1840 01:46:05,694 01:46:07,446 That's British for "Ole." That's British for "Ole."
1841 01:46:07,529 01:46:08,989 Oh. Oh.
1842 01:46:09,114 01:46:10,657 Come on. Get up. Why? Come on. Get up. Why?
1843 01:46:10,741 01:46:12,909 'Cause we are going to that old "400" dance tonight. 'Cause we are going to that old "400" dance tonight.
1844 01:46:13,035 01:46:14,536 We are not! Yes, we are. We are not! Yes, we are.
1845 01:46:14,619 01:46:16,580 I'm tired of you mopin' around. I'm tired of you mopin' around.
1846 01:46:16,663 01:46:18,331 I haven't got anything to wear! I haven't got anything to wear!
1847 01:46:18,415 01:46:20,208 You've got a million dollars, dummy. You've got a million dollars, dummy.
1848 01:46:20,292 01:46:22,794 What's a million dollars without love? What's a million dollars without love?
1849 01:46:22,878 01:46:26,548 It ain't hay, Snooks. [ Squawks ] It ain't hay, Snooks. [ Squawks ]
1850 01:46:26,631 01:46:28,967 [ Car Horns Honking ] [ Car Horns Honking ]
1851 01:46:30,886 01:46:33,388 Come on, children. Come on. [ Children Shouting ] Come on, children. Come on. [ Children Shouting ]
1852 01:46:33,472 01:46:35,724 Tony will be- Could you please help? Tony will be- Could you please help?
1853 01:46:35,807 01:46:38,060 Come on, Alexander. We'll go home soon. Come on, Alexander. We'll go home soon.
1854 01:46:38,143 01:46:39,728 Mommy! Mommy!
1855 01:46:39,811 01:46:41,313 No! No!
1856 01:46:43,648 01:46:46,276 [ Honking Continues ] [ Honking Continues ]
1857 01:46:46,359 01:46:48,528 [ No Audible Dialogue ] [ No Audible Dialogue ]
1858 01:46:51,406 01:46:53,325 This is very cute. Miss? This is very cute. Miss?
1859 01:46:57,829 01:47:00,165 [ No Audible Dialogue ] [ No Audible Dialogue ]
1860 01:47:01,583 01:47:03,877 Oh, do you want this? You got it. Oh, do you want this? You got it.
1861 01:47:03,960 01:47:06,588 Excuse me, miss. Could you come over here, miss? Excuse me, miss. Could you come over here, miss?
1862 01:47:06,671 01:47:08,590 [ Continues, indistinct ] [ Continues, indistinct ]
1863 01:47:08,673 01:47:12,177 [ Horns Honking ] [ Horns Honking ]
1864 01:47:13,178 01:47:16,848 [ No Audible Dialogue ] [ Vehicles Passing ] [ No Audible Dialogue ] [ Vehicles Passing ]
1865 01:47:18,517 01:47:20,227 Brooke, you've gone bananas. Brooke, you've gone bananas.
1866 01:47:20,310 01:47:22,020 It ain't hay, Snooks. [ Squawks ] It ain't hay, Snooks. [ Squawks ]
1867 01:47:22,104 01:47:23,855 [ Chattering ] [ Chattering ]
1868 01:47:42,207 01:47:44,543 Brookski? Kathy! Brookski? Kathy!
1869 01:47:44,626 01:47:47,963 [ Both Whining, Wailing ] [ Both Whining, Wailing ]
1870 01:47:56,972 01:47:58,974 [ Crying Continues ] [ Crying Continues ]
1871 01:48:02,936 01:48:05,272 I'm so sorry. I ruined everything. I'm so sorry. I ruined everything.
1872 01:48:05,355 01:48:08,400 Oh, no, no. It's not your fault. We can't blame a soul. Oh, no, no. It's not your fault. We can't blame a soul.
1873 01:48:08,483 01:48:10,360 I can think of a couple of heels. I can think of a couple of heels.
1874 01:48:10,485 01:48:13,155 You don't hate me? Are you kidding? You don't hate me? Are you kidding?
1875 01:48:13,238 01:48:16,199 P.S... 1-2-2! P.S... 1-2-2!
1876 01:48:16,283 01:48:20,287 [ Crying ] Oh, come on, you two. [ Crying ] Oh, come on, you two.
1877 01:48:20,370 01:48:22,581 Cut it out. Cut it out.
1878 01:48:22,664 01:48:27,419 Trouble is, nobody ever learned you the facts of life. Shove over. Trouble is, nobody ever learned you the facts of life. Shove over.
1879 01:48:28,503 01:48:30,881 [music] When Mummy in her sixteenth year [music] [music] When Mummy in her sixteenth year [music]
1880 01:48:30,964 01:48:34,176 [music] Was dreaming of romance a lot [music] [music] Was dreaming of romance a lot [music]
1881 01:48:34,259 01:48:36,636 [music] She thought that she was Guinevere [music] [music] She thought that she was Guinevere [music]
1882 01:48:36,720 01:48:39,055 [music] And every boy Sir Lancelot [music] [music] And every boy Sir Lancelot [music]
1883 01:48:39,181 01:48:41,433 Sir Lancelot. Guinevere. Sir Lancelot. Guinevere.
1884 01:48:41,516 01:48:44,060 Come on in. This is free. Come on in. This is free.
1885 01:48:44,144 01:48:47,147 [music] But now that Mummy's more mature [music] [music] But now that Mummy's more mature [music]
1886 01:48:47,230 01:48:50,358 [music] And knows her way about [music] [music] And knows her way about [music]
1887 01:48:50,442 01:48:54,112 [music] She don't believe in "Vive l'amour" [music] [music] She don't believe in "Vive l'amour" [music]
1888 01:48:54,196 01:48:59,201 [music] For Mummy's found out; [music] For Mummy's found out;
1889 01:49:00,535 01:49:03,622 [music] Most gentlemen don't like love [music] [music] Most gentlemen don't like love [music]
1890 01:49:03,705 01:49:07,083 [music] They just like to kick it around [music] [music] They just like to kick it around [music]
1891 01:49:07,167 01:49:10,170 [music] Most gentlemen can't take love [music] [music] Most gentlemen can't take love [music]
1892 01:49:10,253 01:49:13,298 [music] 'Cause most gentlemen can't be profound [music] [music] 'Cause most gentlemen can't be profound [music]
1893 01:49:13,381 01:49:15,300 [music] As Madam Sappho [music] [music] As Madam Sappho [music]
1894 01:49:15,383 01:49:17,844 [music] In some sonnet said [music] [music] In some sonnet said [music]
1895 01:49:17,928 01:49:21,640 [music] A slap and a tickle is all that the fickle male [music] [music] A slap and a tickle is all that the fickle male [music]
1896 01:49:21,723 01:49:25,727 [music] Ever has in his head [music] [music] Ever has in his head [music]
1897 01:49:27,020 01:49:30,232 [music] Most gentlemen don't like love [music] [music] Most gentlemen don't like love [music]
1898 01:49:30,315 01:49:33,902 [music] They just like to kick it around [music] [music] They just like to kick it around [music]
1899 01:49:45,497 01:49:47,707 [music] So just remember; What? [music] So just remember; What?
1900 01:49:47,832 01:49:50,585 [music] When you get that glance [music] What is this? [music] When you get that glance [music] What is this?
1901 01:49:50,669 01:49:52,545 [music] A romp and a quickie [music] Oh! [music] A romp and a quickie [music] Oh!
1902 01:49:52,629 01:49:55,006 [music] Is all little Dickie means [music] [music] Is all little Dickie means [music]
1903 01:49:55,090 01:49:57,676 [music] When he mentions romance [music] [music] When he mentions romance [music]
1904 01:49:57,759 01:49:59,594 That's right. [ All Grunt ] That's right. [ All Grunt ]
1905 01:50:04,766 01:50:06,268 Take that! Take that!
1906 01:50:06,810 01:50:08,270 And that! And that!
1907 01:50:08,353 01:50:10,021 And that! [ Grunts ] And that! [ Grunts ]
1908 01:50:12,107 01:50:14,276 [music] In every land, children [music] What? [music] In every land, children [music] What?
1909 01:50:14,359 01:50:16,486 [music] They're all the same [music] Yes. [music] They're all the same [music] Yes.
1910 01:50:16,569 01:50:18,321 [music] A pounce in the clover [music] [music] A pounce in the clover [music]
1911 01:50:18,405 01:50:20,532 [music] Then when it's over [music] [music] Then when it's over [music]
1912 01:50:20,615 01:50:23,952 [music] "So long and what is your name?" [music] [music] "So long and what is your name?" [music]
1913 01:50:27,622 01:50:29,124 Follow me! Follow me!
1914 01:50:30,917 01:50:34,462 Up. One, two, three, four five, six, seven, eight. Up. One, two, three, four five, six, seven, eight.
1915 01:50:34,546 01:50:37,465 [music] Most gentlemen don't like love [music] [music] Most gentlemen don't like love [music]
1916 01:50:37,549 01:50:39,509 [music] They just like to-[music] [music] They just like to-[music]
1917 01:50:40,802 01:50:42,554 [music] Most gentlemen [music] [music] Most gentlemen [music]
1918 01:50:44,723 01:50:46,725 [music] Can't be profound [music] [music] Can't be profound [music]
1919 01:50:47,809 01:50:51,813 [music] So if your boyfriend some fine night should say; [music] So if your boyfriend some fine night should say;
1920 01:50:51,896 01:50:53,606 [music] He'll love you forever; [music] He'll love you forever;
1921 01:50:53,690 01:50:55,483 [music] Part from you never [music] [music] Part from you never [music]
1922 01:50:55,567 01:50:58,695 [music] Just push mm out oi the hay [music] [music] Just push mm out oi the hay [music]
1923 01:50:58,778 01:51:00,572 [ Women ] Yeah! [ Women ] Yeah!
1924 01:51:00,655 01:51:03,325 [music] 'Cause most gentlemen don't like love [music] [music] 'Cause most gentlemen don't like love [music]
1925 01:51:03,408 01:51:05,160 [music] We've been in love [music] [music] We've been in love [music]
1926 01:51:05,243 01:51:07,203 [music] And we know what we're talking about; [music] And we know what we're talking about;
1927 01:51:07,287 01:51:09,414 [music] Oh, to our woe [music] [music] Oh, to our woe [music]
1928 01:51:09,539 01:51:13,001 [music] We have found out; Let's hear it! [music] We have found out; Let's hear it!
1929 01:51:13,084 01:51:15,420 [ All ] [music] They just like to slap it; [ All ] [music] They just like to slap it;
1930 01:51:15,503 01:51:17,881 [music] They just like to squeeze it [music] [music] They just like to squeeze it [music]
1931 01:51:17,964 01:51:22,969 [music] They just like to bounce it around [music] [music] They just like to bounce it around [music]
1932 01:51:23,053 01:51:26,014 [music] They just like to [music] [music] They just like to [music]
1933 01:51:27,098 01:51:34,314 [music] Kick it around [music] [music] Kick it around [music]
1934 01:51:34,397 01:51:37,025 [ Screaming, Chattering ] [ Screaming, Chattering ]
1935 01:51:45,033 01:51:46,993 Hey, Brooke. Let's go for a walk. Yeah, okay. Hey, Brooke. Let's go for a walk. Yeah, okay.
1936 01:51:47,118 01:51:50,121 Beth, you'll see about the stuff? Oh, sure. You two go ahead. Beth, you'll see about the stuff? Oh, sure. You two go ahead.
1937 01:51:51,289 01:51:54,292 [ Chattering ] [ Chattering ]
1938 01:52:05,804 01:52:07,305 Hello? Hello?
1939 01:52:07,389 01:52:10,392 Get me Murray Hill 4-1599, please. Get me Murray Hill 4-1599, please.
1940 01:52:10,475 01:52:12,477 Charge it to Brooke Carter. Charge it to Brooke Carter.
1941 01:52:13,937 01:52:16,189 Hello, Rod? Hello, Rod?
1942 01:52:16,272 01:52:19,567 Now listen very carefully, meathead. Now listen very carefully, meathead.
1943 01:52:19,651 01:52:21,111 [ Barking ] Ridiculous. [ Barking ] Ridiculous.
1944 01:52:21,194 01:52:22,987 I feel better already. I feel better already.
1945 01:52:23,071 01:52:25,198 I mean, let's just go back. I mean, let's just go back.
1946 01:52:25,281 01:52:27,562 And we're gonna dance with a different sucker every dance. And we're gonna dance with a different sucker every dance.
1947 01:52:27,659 01:52:29,744 And flirt with them all. Make 'em all suffer. And flirt with them all. Make 'em all suffer.
1948 01:52:29,828 01:52:31,329 Yeah. Yeah.
1949 01:52:32,497 01:52:33,998 Yeah. Yeah.
1950 01:52:37,210 01:52:39,045 He can't even speak English. He can't even speak English.
1951 01:52:39,129 01:52:40,713 I know. I know.
1952 01:52:40,797 01:52:42,257 He reads the funny papers. He reads the funny papers.
1953 01:52:42,340 01:52:44,092 I know. I know.
1954 01:52:44,175 01:52:45,718 Gambles like a fool. Gambles like a fool.
1955 01:52:45,802 01:52:47,262 I know. I know.
1956 01:52:47,345 01:52:49,848 He snores. I know. He snores. I know.
1957 01:52:52,016 01:52:54,144 He loves me. He loves me.
1958 01:52:54,227 01:52:55,728 I know. I know.
1959 01:52:57,480 01:52:59,899 [ Sighs ] [ Children Shouting ] [ Sighs ] [ Children Shouting ]
1960 01:53:00,024 01:53:02,610 Well, he's completely irresponsible. I know. Well, he's completely irresponsible. I know.
1961 01:53:02,735 01:53:05,447 And terribly lazy. I know. And terribly lazy. I know.
1962 01:53:05,572 01:53:08,116 He drinks much too much. I know. He drinks much too much. I know.
1963 01:53:08,199 01:53:10,368 He snores. I know. He snores. I know.
1964 01:53:13,788 01:53:15,665 He loves me. He loves me.
1965 01:53:15,748 01:53:17,250 I know. I know.
1966 01:53:17,333 01:53:18,918 Isn't it silly? Isn't it silly?
1967 01:53:20,003 01:53:24,966 [music] The gods who nurse this universe think little of mortals' cares [music] [music] The gods who nurse this universe think little of mortals' cares [music]
1968 01:53:25,049 01:53:27,760 [music] They sit in crowds on exclusive clouds [music] [music] They sit in crowds on exclusive clouds [music]
1969 01:53:27,844 01:53:31,598 [music] And laugh at our love affairs [music] [music] And laugh at our love affairs [music]
1970 01:53:31,681 01:53:34,893 [music] I might have had a real romance [music] [music] I might have had a real romance [music]
1971 01:53:34,976 01:53:39,063 [music] If they'd given me a chance [music] [music] If they'd given me a chance [music]
1972 01:53:40,482 01:53:43,109 [music] I love him [music] [music] I love him [music]
1973 01:53:43,193 01:53:47,405 [music] But he didn't love me [music] [music] But he didn't love me [music]
1974 01:53:47,489 01:53:50,283 [music] I wanted him [music] [music] I wanted him [music]
1975 01:53:50,366 01:53:53,953 [music] But he didn't want me [music] [music] But he didn't want me [music]
1976 01:53:54,037 01:53:58,041 [music] Then the gods had a spree [music] [music] Then the gods had a spree [music]
1977 01:53:58,124 01:54:02,462 [music] And indulged in another whim [music] [music] And indulged in another whim [music]
1978 01:54:03,254 01:54:07,926 [music] Now he loves me [music] [music] Now he loves me [music]
1979 01:54:08,009 01:54:11,012 [music] But I don't love him [music] [music] But I don't love him [music]
1980 01:54:13,681 01:54:15,892 [music] I told this tale with its weary wail [music] [music] I told this tale with its weary wail [music]
1981 01:54:15,975 01:54:18,603 [music] To several devoted wives [music] Really? [music] To several devoted wives [music] Really?
1982 01:54:18,686 01:54:21,648 [music] They said, "You're young You have simply sung" [music] [music] They said, "You're young You have simply sung" [music]
1983 01:54:21,731 01:54:24,609 [music] "The story of all our lives" [music] [music] "The story of all our lives" [music]
1984 01:54:24,692 01:54:27,737 [music] So maybe there are couples here [music] [music] So maybe there are couples here [music]
1985 01:54:27,820 01:54:32,534 [music] Who have had the same career [music] [music] Who have had the same career [music]
1986 01:54:32,617 01:54:35,954 [music] You loved him [music] [music] You loved him [music]
1987 01:54:37,288 01:54:40,542 [music] But he didn't love you [music] [music] But he didn't love you [music]
1988 01:54:40,625 01:54:44,170 [music] You wanted mm [music] [music] You wanted mm [music]
1989 01:54:44,254 01:54:48,383 [music] But he didn't want you [music] [music] But he didn't want you [music]
1990 01:54:48,466 01:54:53,096 [music] Then the gods saw you two [music] [music] Then the gods saw you two [music]
1991 01:54:53,179 01:54:57,642 [music] And indulged in another whim [music] [music] And indulged in another whim [music]
1992 01:54:57,725 01:55:01,813 [music] Now he loves you [music] [music] Now he loves you [music]
1993 01:55:01,896 01:55:04,857 [music] But you don't love him [music] [music] But you don't love him [music]
1994 01:55:17,495 01:55:19,914 [music] [ Big Band: "Friendship" ] [music] [ Big Band: "Friendship" ]
1995 01:55:39,934 01:55:41,644 There they are. There they are.
1996 01:55:45,940 01:55:47,442 Come on. You two go ahead. Come on. You two go ahead.
1997 01:55:47,525 01:55:48,985 Hmm? Oh. Hmm? Oh.
1998 01:55:49,068 01:55:50,570 Of course. Of course.
1999 01:56:06,461 01:56:08,129 Beat it, junior. Beat it, junior.
2000 01:56:09,839 01:56:11,341 Yes, sir. Yes, sir.
2001 01:56:19,307 01:56:22,143 Well, it took you long enough. Are those other two bozos here? Well, it took you long enough. Are those other two bozos here?
2002 01:56:22,226 01:56:24,145 Of course. Of course.
2003 01:56:24,228 01:56:26,481 What are you doin' in the mornin'? What are you doin' in the mornin'?
2004 01:56:26,564 01:56:28,232 What did you have in mind? What did you have in mind?
2005 01:56:28,316 01:56:29,817 [ Laughing ] [ Laughing ]
2006 01:56:38,493 01:56:41,287 [music] From being merely a necessary luxury; [music] From being merely a necessary luxury;
2007 01:56:41,412 01:56:45,541 [music] And someone sympathetic to have about; Mm-hmm. [music] And someone sympathetic to have about; Mm-hmm.
2008 01:56:45,625 01:56:49,003 [music] Why, now you're nearly a luxurious necessity [music] [music] Why, now you're nearly a luxurious necessity [music]
2009 01:56:49,087 01:56:51,422 [music] I couldn't imagine ever living without [music] [music] I couldn't imagine ever living without [music]
2010 01:56:51,506 01:56:52,799 Oh, yeah? Oh, yeah?
2011 01:56:52,924 01:56:56,469 [music] I suppose I could somehow struggle through [music] Mm-hmm. [music] I suppose I could somehow struggle through [music] Mm-hmm.
2012 01:56:56,552 01:57:00,682 [music] But I hate to picture myself without you [music] [music] But I hate to picture myself without you [music]
2013 01:57:00,765 01:57:03,267 Flummery. It's all flummery. Flummery. It's all flummery.
2014 01:57:03,351 01:57:06,688 [music] Picture Henry Ford without a car; [music] Picture Henry Ford without a car;
2015 01:57:06,771 01:57:10,900 [music] Picture heaven's firmament without a star [music] [music] Picture heaven's firmament without a star [music]
2016 01:57:11,025 01:57:14,487 [music] Picture Fritzy Kreisler without a fiddle [music] Tsk, tsk., [music] Picture Fritzy Kreisler without a fiddle [music] Tsk, tsk.,
2017 01:57:14,570 01:57:18,366 [music] Picture poor Philadelphia without a Biddle [music] [music] Picture poor Philadelphia without a Biddle [music]
2018 01:57:18,449 01:57:22,078 [music] Picture Central Park without a sailor [music] [music] Picture Central Park without a sailor [music]
2019 01:57:22,161 01:57:25,998 [music] Picture Mr. Lord minus Mr. Taylor; [music] Picture Mr. Lord minus Mr. Taylor;
2020 01:57:26,082 01:57:29,335 [music] Mix them all together and what do you got? [music] [music] Mix them all together and what do you got? [music]
2021 01:57:29,419 01:57:34,090 [music] Just a picture of me without you [music] [music] Just a picture of me without you [music]
2022 01:57:38,010 01:57:39,345 [ Sighing ] [ Sighing ]
2023 01:57:39,429 01:57:43,057 [music] Picture Ogden Nash without a rhyme [music] [music] Picture Ogden Nash without a rhyme [music]
2024 01:57:43,141 01:57:46,853 [music] Picture Mr. Bulova without the time [music] [music] Picture Mr. Bulova without the time [music]
2025 01:57:46,936 01:57:50,732 [music] Picture Staten Island without a ferry [music] [music] Picture Staten Island without a ferry [music]
2026 01:57:50,815 01:57:54,610 [music] Picture little George Washington without a cherry [music] [music] Picture little George Washington without a cherry [music]
2027 01:57:54,694 01:57:58,448 [music] Picture brother Cain without his Abel [music] [music] Picture brother Cain without his Abel [music]
2028 01:57:58,531 01:58:02,368 [music] Picture Pritchard here minus Mother Mabel [music] [music] Picture Pritchard here minus Mother Mabel [music]
2029 01:58:02,452 01:58:05,538 [music] Mix them all together and what have you got? [music] [music] Mix them all together and what have you got? [music]
2030 01:58:05,663 01:58:08,750 [ Men ] Yes? [music] Just a picture of you without me [music] [ Men ] Yes? [music] Just a picture of you without me [music]
2031 01:58:08,833 01:58:10,501 [ Together ] Oh, no. [ Together ] Oh, no.
2032 01:58:12,170 01:58:14,255 [music] Picture Paul Revere [music] [music] Picture Paul Revere [music]
2033 01:58:14,338 01:58:16,007 [ Mike, Johnny ] [music] Without a horse [music] [ Mike, Johnny ] [music] Without a horse [music]
2034 01:58:16,090 01:58:18,301 [music] Picture love in Hollywood [music] [music] Picture love in Hollywood [music]
2035 01:58:18,384 01:58:20,052 [music] Without divorce [music] Yeah. [music] Without divorce [music] Yeah.
2036 01:58:20,136 01:58:23,765 [music] Picture Barbara Hutton without a nickel [music] [music] Picture Barbara Hutton without a nickel [music]
2037 01:58:23,848 01:58:27,769 [music] Picture poor Mr. Heinz, my dear, without a pickle [music] [music] Picture poor Mr. Heinz, my dear, without a pickle [music]
2038 01:58:27,852 01:58:31,647 [ Laughs ] [music] Picture a good cigar without Havana [music] [ Laughs ] [music] Picture a good cigar without Havana [music]
2039 01:58:31,731 01:58:35,401 [music] Picture Huey Long less Louisiana [music] [music] Picture Huey Long less Louisiana [music]
2040 01:58:35,485 01:58:38,613 [ All ] [music] Mix them all together and what have you got? [music] [ All ] [music] Mix them all together and what have you got? [music]
2041 01:58:38,696 01:58:41,491 [music] Just a picture of me without-[music] [music] Just a picture of me without-[music]
2042 01:58:41,574 01:58:43,493 [music] You without [music] [music] Me without [music] [music] You without [music] [music] Me without [music]
2043 01:58:43,618 01:58:45,995 [music] You without me [music] [music] Me [music] [music] You without me [music] [music] Me [music]
2044 01:58:46,078 01:58:51,000 [music] Just a picture of me without you [music] [music] Just a picture of me without you [music]
2045 01:58:52,543 01:58:55,379 [ Applauding ] [ Laughing ] [ Applauding ] [ Laughing ]
2046 01:58:58,549 01:59:00,885 Change partners! Change partners!
2047 01:59:13,481 01:59:16,484 [music] [ Band: Intro ] [music] [ Band: Intro ]
2048 01:59:17,902 01:59:20,071 [music] [ Waltz ] [music] [ Waltz ]
2049 01:59:34,293 01:59:35,837 She is lovely, no? She is lovely, no?
2050 01:59:35,920 01:59:37,421 She is lovely, yes. She is lovely, yes.
2051 01:59:37,505 01:59:40,216 I think she is more lovelier now than ever I see her. I think she is more lovelier now than ever I see her.
2052 01:59:40,299 01:59:41,801 Yep. Yep.
2053 01:59:57,358 01:59:59,819 Isn't she beautiful? She sure is. Isn't she beautiful? She sure is.
2054 01:59:59,902 02:00:03,364 I think she's more beautiful now than I've ever seen her. I think she's more beautiful now than I've ever seen her.
2055 02:00:03,447 02:00:05,116 Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
2056 02:00:46,324 02:00:48,826 [music] [ Music Box ] [music] [ Music Box ]
2057 02:00:59,337 02:01:01,505 [music] [ Slows ] [music] [ Slows ]
2058 02:01:10,765 02:01:12,266 [music] I Stops 1 [music] I Stops 1
2059 02:01:13,434 02:01:16,771 [music] [ Orchestra: Medley ] [music] [ Orchestra: Medley ]
2060 02:03:06,464 02:03:07,965 [music] [ Ends ] [music] [ Ends ]