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1 | 00:00:36,140 | 00:00:39,270 | Welcome to L'Orange. I'll be your server, Kyle. | Welcome to L'Orange. I'll be your server, Kyle. |
2 | 00:00:39,300 | 00:00:42,300 | - Our specials tonight... - Damn it, Kyle, are you blind? | - Our specials tonight... - Damn it, Kyle, are you blind? |
3 | 00:00:42,340 | 00:00:43,900 | We're in the middle of a conversation. | We're in the middle of a conversation. |
4 | 00:00:43,940 | 00:00:46,300 | I'm so sorry. | I'm so sorry. |
5 | 00:00:46,340 | 00:00:47,740 | I'll come back. | I'll come back. |
6 | 00:00:50,770 | 00:00:54,969 | Actually, I kinda wish we'd heard the specials now. | Actually, I kinda wish we'd heard the specials now. |
7 | 00:00:54,970 | 00:00:57,570 | This is fun. So fun, right? | This is fun. So fun, right? |
8 | 00:01:33,305 | 00:01:36,483 | sync & correction by f1nc0 ~ Addic7ed.com ~ | sync & correction by f1nc0 ~ Addic7ed.com ~ |
9 | 00:01:40,140 | 00:01:42,840 | This was a doozy of an idea, Archer. | This was a doozy of an idea, Archer. |
10 | 00:01:42,870 | 00:01:44,670 | I just love double dates. | I just love double dates. |
11 | 00:01:44,700 | 00:01:46,270 | You're at a restaurant, Robert. | You're at a restaurant, Robert. |
12 | 00:01:46,300 | 00:01:48,800 | We can trade money for food here. | We can trade money for food here. |
13 | 00:01:48,840 | 00:01:49,999 | Sorry about that, Gabrielle. | Sorry about that, Gabrielle. |
14 | 00:01:50,000 | 00:01:52,240 | At his age, Robert gets confused easily. | At his age, Robert gets confused easily. |
15 | 00:01:52,270 | 00:01:54,570 | If it's not painfully obvious yet, | If it's not painfully obvious yet, |
16 | 00:01:54,600 | 00:01:57,200 | Archer is incredibly jealous of my husband. | Archer is incredibly jealous of my husband. |
17 | 00:01:57,240 | 00:01:59,000 | Oh, yeah, I-I desperately wish | Oh, yeah, I-I desperately wish |
18 | 00:01:59,040 | 00:02:01,270 | I had liver spots and eyebrows like haystacks. | I had liver spots and eyebrows like haystacks. |
19 | 00:02:01,300 | 00:02:03,369 | - You know what? - Look, why don't we just | - You know what? - Look, why don't we just |
20 | 00:02:03,404 | 00:02:04,740 | acknowledge the elephant in the room? | acknowledge the elephant in the room? |
21 | 00:02:04,770 | 00:02:06,940 | That you have borderline personality disorder | That you have borderline personality disorder |
22 | 00:02:06,970 | 00:02:10,270 | - and desperately need help? - I was talking, Lana, | - and desperately need help? - I was talking, Lana, |
23 | 00:02:10,300 | 00:02:13,140 | about how incredibly gorgeous Gabrielle looks tonight. | about how incredibly gorgeous Gabrielle looks tonight. |
24 | 00:02:13,170 | 00:02:15,970 | It's like somebody stuffed 103 pounds of "ka-kow" | It's like somebody stuffed 103 pounds of "ka-kow" |
25 | 00:02:16,000 | 00:02:19,940 | - into a red golf sock. - I couldn't agree more. | - into a red golf sock. - I couldn't agree more. |
26 | 00:02:19,970 | 00:02:23,140 | - You look gorgeous, Gabrielle. - Uh, honey, shut up. | - You look gorgeous, Gabrielle. - Uh, honey, shut up. |
27 | 00:02:23,175 | 00:02:25,840 | So how did you two meet? | So how did you two meet? |
28 | 00:02:25,870 | 00:02:27,870 | We met in a study my university is conducting | We met in a study my university is conducting |
29 | 00:02:27,900 | 00:02:30,240 | for individuals who have been in a coma. | for individuals who have been in a coma. |
30 | 00:02:30,270 | 00:02:32,200 | - Catch that, Lana? - That you have brain damage? | - Catch that, Lana? - That you have brain damage? |
31 | 00:02:32,240 | 00:02:35,540 | No, I mean the part where Gabrielle is a scientist? | No, I mean the part where Gabrielle is a scientist? |
32 | 00:02:35,570 | 00:02:39,700 | - Oh, are you in science as well? - That's funny. | - Oh, are you in science as well? - That's funny. |
33 | 00:02:39,740 | 00:02:42,100 | You see, Lana's parents desperately wanted her | You see, Lana's parents desperately wanted her |
34 | 00:02:42,140 | 00:02:43,970 | to be a scientist, but she hated them. | to be a scientist, but she hated them. |
35 | 00:02:44,000 | 00:02:45,700 | - And now they're dead. - They're not dead. | - And now they're dead. - They're not dead. |
36 | 00:02:45,740 | 00:02:47,700 | How would you know? You're not a scientist. | How would you know? You're not a scientist. |
37 | 00:02:47,740 | 00:02:51,100 | You know, one of my foundations is involved in neuroscience, | You know, one of my foundations is involved in neuroscience, |
38 | 00:02:51,140 | 00:02:54,000 | and we just did a study on memory-mapping neurons. | and we just did a study on memory-mapping neurons. |
39 | 00:02:54,040 | 00:02:56,100 | Oh, I just read about that! | Oh, I just read about that! |
40 | 00:02:56,140 | 00:02:58,200 | Let me ask you, did you agree with their findings | Let me ask you, did you agree with their findings |
41 | 00:02:58,240 | 00:03:01,116 | - on spatially tuned memory trace cells? - Slow down. | - on spatially tuned memory trace cells? - Slow down. |
42 | 00:03:01,151 | 00:03:03,100 | Who am I, Andrew Fielding Huxley? | Who am I, Andrew Fielding Huxley? |
43 | 00:03:05,600 | 00:03:07,540 | Gosh, oh, that's good. | Gosh, oh, that's good. |
44 | 00:03:07,570 | 00:03:10,270 | So have we decided on a first course? | So have we decided on a first course? |
45 | 00:03:10,300 | 00:03:11,840 | I actually need a little more time. | I actually need a little more time. |
46 | 00:03:11,870 | 00:03:13,570 | But, Lana, you're probably fine | But, Lana, you're probably fine |
47 | 00:03:13,600 | 00:03:15,240 | with the first thing you see, right? | with the first thing you see, right? |
48 | 00:03:15,270 | 00:03:17,700 | I'm just... | I'm just... |
49 | 00:03:17,740 | 00:03:21,299 | going to go to the ladies' room. Excuse me. | going to go to the ladies' room. Excuse me. |
50 | 00:03:21,300 | 00:03:24,570 | - Oh, I'll join you. - Great. | - Oh, I'll join you. - Great. |
51 | 00:03:24,600 | 00:03:27,000 | Don't take too long, or I might fall in love with Robert. | Don't take too long, or I might fall in love with Robert. |
52 | 00:03:27,040 | 00:03:29,670 | You know how fast it can happen! | You know how fast it can happen! |
53 | 00:03:29,700 | 00:03:31,700 | Ha, I was joking, obviously, Robert. | Ha, I was joking, obviously, Robert. |
54 | 00:03:31,740 | 00:03:33,770 | The eyebrows are a deal breaker. | The eyebrows are a deal breaker. |
55 | 00:03:34,400 | 00:03:38,200 | - Oh, this is a beautiful restaurant. - Mm-hmm. | - Oh, this is a beautiful restaurant. - Mm-hmm. |
56 | 00:03:38,240 | 00:03:40,700 | Robert's great. You're so lucky. | Robert's great. You're so lucky. |
57 | 00:03:40,740 | 00:03:42,870 | - Uh-huh. - So... | - Uh-huh. - So... |
58 | 00:03:42,900 | 00:03:47,070 | - you know Archer from work? - What? | - you know Archer from work? - What? |
59 | 00:03:47,100 | 00:03:48,840 | Wait a minute. You're joking, right? | Wait a minute. You're joking, right? |
60 | 00:03:48,870 | 00:03:51,200 | Archer didn't tell you anything about us? | Archer didn't tell you anything about us? |
61 | 00:03:51,240 | 00:03:52,670 | Oh, just that you work together, | Oh, just that you work together, |
62 | 00:03:52,700 | 00:03:53,969 | that you're married to Robert, | that you're married to Robert, |
63 | 00:03:53,970 | 00:03:55,740 | that your jaw makes this clicking sound | that your jaw makes this clicking sound |
64 | 00:03:55,770 | 00:03:58,714 | - when you chew like... - Mm. | - when you chew like... - Mm. |
65 | 00:03:58,740 | 00:04:01,240 | He didn't mention that we, uh, I don't know, | He didn't mention that we, uh, I don't know, |
66 | 00:04:01,270 | 00:04:04,840 | - have a child together? - Get out of town! | - have a child together? - Get out of town! |
67 | 00:04:04,870 | 00:04:06,270 | You're AJ's mom? | You're AJ's mom? |
68 | 00:04:08,100 | 00:04:10,000 | So how's work, Archer? | So how's work, Archer? |
69 | 00:04:10,040 | 00:04:11,680 | Hey, Robert, don't take this personally, | Hey, Robert, don't take this personally, |
70 | 00:04:11,710 | 00:04:13,670 | but there's no way I'm making small talk with you. | but there's no way I'm making small talk with you. |
71 | 00:04:13,694 | 00:04:15,700 | Just quietly stare at a candle or something. | Just quietly stare at a candle or something. |
72 | 00:04:15,740 | 00:04:20,140 | Hey... that Gabrielle. | Hey... that Gabrielle. |
73 | 00:04:20,170 | 00:04:22,800 | We sure got a type. Rawr! | We sure got a type. Rawr! |
74 | 00:04:22,840 | 00:04:25,600 | Seeing them walk off together now, I was just like, | Seeing them walk off together now, I was just like, |
75 | 00:04:25,640 | 00:04:28,870 | "I wouldn't mind being the cream in that double espresso!" | "I wouldn't mind being the cream in that double espresso!" |
76 | 00:04:28,900 | 00:04:31,870 | Hmm. | Hmm. |
77 | 00:04:31,900 | 00:04:35,740 | I've dabbled quite a bit in the exotic arts, as they say. | I've dabbled quite a bit in the exotic arts, as they say. |
78 | 00:04:35,770 | 00:04:37,540 | Oh, God, please, no. | Oh, God, please, no. |
79 | 00:04:37,570 | 00:04:39,090 | So you're telling me you're not upset | So you're telling me you're not upset |
80 | 00:04:39,120 | 00:04:40,660 | that Archer didn't mention that your first date | that Archer didn't mention that your first date |
81 | 00:04:40,690 | 00:04:42,700 | was going to include the mother of his child? | was going to include the mother of his child? |
82 | 00:04:42,740 | 00:04:44,140 | After all he's been through, | After all he's been through, |
83 | 00:04:44,170 | 00:04:47,700 | - I'm sure it just slipped his mind. - Or he's a lunatic. | - I'm sure it just slipped his mind. - Or he's a lunatic. |
84 | 00:04:47,740 | 00:04:49,870 | I mean, clearly he asked you out because... | I mean, clearly he asked you out because... |
85 | 00:04:49,900 | 00:04:52,070 | - Well... - Well, what? | - Well... - Well, what? |
86 | 00:04:52,100 | 00:04:54,270 | Oh, come on, he's trying to send a message | Oh, come on, he's trying to send a message |
87 | 00:04:54,300 | 00:04:57,570 | that he found a stand-in, you know, for, uh... for this. | that he found a stand-in, you know, for, uh... for this. |
88 | 00:04:57,600 | 00:05:01,070 | A stand-in? Oh, did you go to Yale too? | A stand-in? Oh, did you go to Yale too? |
89 | 00:05:01,100 | 00:05:03,000 | No. I mean, I'm sure I could have. | No. I mean, I'm sure I could have. |
90 | 00:05:03,040 | 00:05:06,570 | - But you have two PhDs, I bet. - Well, no, not two. | - But you have two PhDs, I bet. - Well, no, not two. |
91 | 00:05:06,600 | 00:05:08,270 | No, I have... I have... I have just the one. | No, I have... I have... I have just the one. |
92 | 00:05:08,300 | 00:05:10,570 | Oh, I see, so you don't mean "stand-in" | Oh, I see, so you don't mean "stand-in" |
93 | 00:05:10,600 | 00:05:12,270 | as much as you mean "upgrade." | as much as you mean "upgrade." |
94 | 00:05:12,300 | 00:05:15,000 | Excuse me. | Excuse me. |
95 | 00:05:15,040 | 00:05:16,269 | - There! There you go! - What are you doing? | - There! There you go! - What are you doing? |
96 | 00:05:16,270 | 00:05:17,569 | - Now you're all wet. - Ugh! | - Now you're all wet. - Ugh! |
97 | 00:05:17,570 | 00:05:19,570 | Isn't that what you wanted? | Isn't that what you wanted? |
98 | 00:05:19,600 | 00:05:23,200 | And sure enough, we made love right there in the jazz club. | And sure enough, we made love right there in the jazz club. |
99 | 00:05:23,240 | 00:05:25,700 | And to this day, I can't even hear | And to this day, I can't even hear |
100 | 00:05:25,740 | 00:05:28,240 | a muted trumpet without getting erect! | a muted trumpet without getting erect! |
101 | 00:05:29,900 | 00:05:31,269 | What a great story, Robert. | What a great story, Robert. |
102 | 00:05:31,270 | 00:05:33,840 | I just wish it could've been louder and grosser. | I just wish it could've been louder and grosser. |
103 | 00:05:33,870 | 00:05:36,670 | Kyle! Do us a favor and put our food in, would ya? | Kyle! Do us a favor and put our food in, would ya? |
104 | 00:05:36,700 | 00:05:40,100 | - Absolutely. What would you like? - You order for us, Kyle. | - Absolutely. What would you like? - You order for us, Kyle. |
105 | 00:05:40,140 | 00:05:44,270 | I'm talkin' apps, entr�es... the whole nine yards. | I'm talkin' apps, entr�es... the whole nine yards. |
106 | 00:05:44,300 | 00:05:46,100 | You're trusting Kyle to pick our food? | You're trusting Kyle to pick our food? |
107 | 00:05:46,140 | 00:05:47,840 | The entirety of his life's decisions | The entirety of his life's decisions |
108 | 00:05:47,870 | 00:05:52,100 | have led him to this job and that haircut. No offense, Kyle. | have led him to this job and that haircut. No offense, Kyle. |
109 | 00:05:52,140 | 00:05:55,270 | Hey, there they are, the two prettiest ladies in the joint. | Hey, there they are, the two prettiest ladies in the joint. |
110 | 00:05:55,300 | 00:05:58,240 | Or more specifically, a clear number one | Or more specifically, a clear number one |
111 | 00:05:58,270 | 00:06:00,940 | and a not-as-well-read, big-boned runner-up. | and a not-as-well-read, big-boned runner-up. |
112 | 00:06:00,970 | 00:06:03,100 | You know what? Let me ask you a question. | You know what? Let me ask you a question. |
113 | 00:06:03,140 | 00:06:05,100 | What the hell are you doing? | What the hell are you doing? |
114 | 00:06:05,140 | 00:06:07,940 | You're supposed to be staking out Victor Cherenenko. | You're supposed to be staking out Victor Cherenenko. |
115 | 00:06:07,970 | 00:06:10,240 | Will you two be joining the table? | Will you two be joining the table? |
116 | 00:06:10,270 | 00:06:11,658 | - No, definitely not. - We were just leaving. | - No, definitely not. - We were just leaving. |
117 | 00:06:11,693 | 00:06:13,969 | - Sure. - Gabrielle, you could scooch in next to me. | - Sure. - Gabrielle, you could scooch in next to me. |
118 | 00:06:13,970 | 00:06:17,269 | - Ooh, who's Victor Cherenenko? - Oh, Russian hacker, | - Ooh, who's Victor Cherenenko? - Oh, Russian hacker, |
119 | 00:06:17,270 | 00:06:19,570 | one of Interpol's most wanted, Gabrielle. | one of Interpol's most wanted, Gabrielle. |
120 | 00:06:19,600 | 00:06:23,240 | Huge reward out for him. And I am the one responsible... | Huge reward out for him. And I am the one responsible... |
121 | 00:06:23,370 | 00:06:26,300 | Actually, I'm in charge of the mission. | Actually, I'm in charge of the mission. |
122 | 00:06:26,340 | 00:06:29,340 | - How are you? Cyril Figgis. - Calm down, Cyril. | - How are you? Cyril Figgis. - Calm down, Cyril. |
123 | 00:06:29,370 | 00:06:31,900 | You're getting desperation all over my hot scientist. | You're getting desperation all over my hot scientist. |
124 | 00:06:31,940 | 00:06:34,370 | I probably shouldn't be showing you this. | I probably shouldn't be showing you this. |
125 | 00:06:34,400 | 00:06:37,100 | You look like someone who can be trusted. | You look like someone who can be trusted. |
126 | 00:06:37,140 | 00:06:39,260 | See, for years, no one has been able to find this guy, | See, for years, no one has been able to find this guy, |
127 | 00:06:39,284 | 00:06:41,670 | but recently he's been popping his head up in public. | but recently he's been popping his head up in public. |
128 | 00:06:41,700 | 00:06:43,840 | So as team leader, I took it upon myself | So as team leader, I took it upon myself |
129 | 00:06:43,870 | 00:06:46,940 | to synthesize data from his financial records, and ta-da. | to synthesize data from his financial records, and ta-da. |
130 | 00:06:46,970 | 00:06:50,240 | You were able to produce that wet diaper of a worthless dossier. | You were able to produce that wet diaper of a worthless dossier. |
131 | 00:06:50,270 | 00:06:51,310 | The thing says Cherenenko | The thing says Cherenenko |
132 | 00:06:51,311 | 00:06:55,670 | - is a regular at this place, and yet... - Hey, isn't that him? Cherenenko? | - is a regular at this place, and yet... - Hey, isn't that him? Cherenenko? |
133 | 00:06:55,700 | 00:06:58,200 | You see that, Archer? I was right. | You see that, Archer? I was right. |
134 | 00:06:58,240 | 00:07:01,240 | - He's here after all. - I mean, it doesn't take that much | - He's here after all. - I mean, it doesn't take that much |
135 | 00:07:01,270 | 00:07:02,770 | to look at a credit card statement | to look at a credit card statement |
136 | 00:07:02,800 | 00:07:05,200 | and see that guy comes to a restaurant a lot | and see that guy comes to a restaurant a lot |
137 | 00:07:05,240 | 00:07:06,970 | - and that... - God damn it, Archer! | - and that... - God damn it, Archer! |
138 | 00:07:07,000 | 00:07:10,020 | Wow, this is so exciting! So what do we do now? | Wow, this is so exciting! So what do we do now? |
139 | 00:07:10,021 | 00:07:12,700 | - Like, go detain him? - Oh, man. | - Like, go detain him? - Oh, man. |
140 | 00:07:12,740 | 00:07:14,180 | Guess they don't teach you everything | Guess they don't teach you everything |
141 | 00:07:14,210 | 00:07:17,340 | - in neurobiology school. - Well, no, obviously not. | - in neurobiology school. - Well, no, obviously not. |
142 | 00:07:17,370 | 00:07:20,070 | As much as I love taking advice on spycraft | As much as I love taking advice on spycraft |
143 | 00:07:20,100 | 00:07:22,840 | from civilians, you can't just go up and detain | from civilians, you can't just go up and detain |
144 | 00:07:22,870 | 00:07:25,070 | a guy with an armed bodyguard protecting him. | a guy with an armed bodyguard protecting him. |
145 | 00:07:25,100 | 00:07:26,269 | Lana's right. | Lana's right. |
146 | 00:07:26,270 | 00:07:28,040 | Even if we took the bodyguard out, | Even if we took the bodyguard out, |
147 | 00:07:28,070 | 00:07:30,800 | we'd have 50 Russian goons on our doorstep | we'd have 50 Russian goons on our doorstep |
148 | 00:07:30,840 | 00:07:32,149 | looking for blood in the morning. | looking for blood in the morning. |
149 | 00:07:32,150 | 00:07:33,533 | Uh, yeah, that's what I'm saying. | Uh, yeah, that's what I'm saying. |
150 | 00:07:33,534 | 00:07:35,200 | So the plan is, we go over... | So the plan is, we go over... |
151 | 00:07:35,240 | 00:07:37,800 | Excuse me, I'm in charge, and as such, | Excuse me, I'm in charge, and as such, |
152 | 00:07:37,840 | 00:07:40,700 | I have constructed our apprehension strategy. | I have constructed our apprehension strategy. |
153 | 00:07:40,740 | 00:07:42,970 | Okay, we wait for him to leave, and we tail him. | Okay, we wait for him to leave, and we tail him. |
154 | 00:07:43,000 | 00:07:44,239 | Then we find an opportunity | Then we find an opportunity |
155 | 00:07:44,240 | 00:07:46,070 | to separate him from his bodyguard, | to separate him from his bodyguard, |
156 | 00:07:46,100 | 00:07:48,340 | lure him somewhere quiet, and bring him down. | lure him somewhere quiet, and bring him down. |
157 | 00:07:48,370 | 00:07:51,300 | Voil�. A classic Figgis. | Voil�. A classic Figgis. |
158 | 00:07:51,340 | 00:07:53,970 | I thought a classic Figgis was when you get | I thought a classic Figgis was when you get |
159 | 00:07:54,000 | 00:07:56,080 | your genitals caught in the zipper of a sleeping bag. | your genitals caught in the zipper of a sleeping bag. |
160 | 00:07:56,100 | 00:07:57,820 | You know very well that wasn't user error. | You know very well that wasn't user error. |
161 | 00:07:57,840 | 00:07:59,840 | There was a factory recall! | There was a factory recall! |
162 | 00:07:59,870 | 00:08:01,390 | I'm going to the men's room real quick. | I'm going to the men's room real quick. |
163 | 00:08:01,414 | 00:08:04,123 | Don't do anything without me. | Don't do anything without me. |
164 | 00:08:04,700 | 00:08:08,670 | So, Gabrielle, how do you feel about jazz? | So, Gabrielle, how do you feel about jazz? |
165 | 00:08:09,870 | 00:08:13,340 | - And how are you this evening, sir? - Very well, thank you. | - And how are you this evening, sir? - Very well, thank you. |
166 | 00:08:13,370 | 00:08:16,370 | I actually just had a, uh, pretty big professional victory. | I actually just had a, uh, pretty big professional victory. |
167 | 00:08:16,400 | 00:08:18,040 | That is wonderful, sir. | That is wonderful, sir. |
168 | 00:08:18,070 | 00:08:19,830 | Thanks. You know that feeling when you take | Thanks. You know that feeling when you take |
169 | 00:08:19,854 | 00:08:22,170 | a big step forward at work and people notice? | a big step forward at work and people notice? |
170 | 00:08:22,200 | 00:08:24,940 | Yes, sir. Very magical, sir. | Yes, sir. Very magical, sir. |
171 | 00:08:24,970 | 00:08:28,999 | Oh, uh, I left my wallet in my jacket, and I'll just... | Oh, uh, I left my wallet in my jacket, and I'll just... |
172 | 00:08:29,000 | 00:08:30,870 | Good call. I'm on a diet. | Good call. I'm on a diet. |
173 | 00:08:34,670 | 00:08:36,640 | May I offer you a towel? | May I offer you a towel? |
174 | 00:08:36,670 | 00:08:37,839 | Hey, excuse me, sir... | Hey, excuse me, sir... |
175 | 00:08:51,190 | 00:08:54,220 | Ooh, he's really giving it to her. | Ooh, he's really giving it to her. |
176 | 00:08:54,360 | 00:08:56,615 | They're leaving. | They're leaving. |
177 | 00:08:56,650 | 00:08:58,560 | Perfect, when they get outside, we follow them. | Perfect, when they get outside, we follow them. |
178 | 00:08:58,590 | 00:09:00,920 | Gabrielle, I'm sorry to tell you, | Gabrielle, I'm sorry to tell you, |
179 | 00:09:00,960 | 00:09:03,060 | but you're about to dive headfirst | but you're about to dive headfirst |
180 | 00:09:03,090 | 00:09:05,990 | into a high-speed chase, so buckle up. | into a high-speed chase, so buckle up. |
181 | 00:09:06,020 | 00:09:07,420 | Shouldn't we just leave her here? | Shouldn't we just leave her here? |
182 | 00:09:07,460 | 00:09:09,420 | No, Lana, I'm sorry you're threatened | No, Lana, I'm sorry you're threatened |
183 | 00:09:09,460 | 00:09:12,290 | because Gabrielle is so smart and accomplished and... | because Gabrielle is so smart and accomplished and... |
184 | 00:09:12,320 | 00:09:15,160 | - Hot. - Thank you, horny new guy. | - Hot. - Thank you, horny new guy. |
185 | 00:09:15,190 | 00:09:16,305 | We are not ditching her. | We are not ditching her. |
186 | 00:09:16,306 | 00:09:19,260 | Here, put this on, Gabrielle. I wouldn't want you to catch cold. | Here, put this on, Gabrielle. I wouldn't want you to catch cold. |
187 | 00:09:19,290 | 00:09:21,520 | You should, uh, put this on to, um, | You should, uh, put this on to, um, |
188 | 00:09:21,560 | 00:09:26,290 | cover up your hideous... elbows. | cover up your hideous... elbows. |
189 | 00:09:26,320 | 00:09:28,160 | Ya had trouble finding something, didn't ya? | Ya had trouble finding something, didn't ya? |
190 | 00:09:28,190 | 00:09:30,460 | Shut up, Lana! | Shut up, Lana! |
191 | 00:09:34,160 | 00:09:35,990 | Hold on. | Hold on. |
192 | 00:09:37,920 | 00:09:39,860 | All right, go! Everybody into my car. | All right, go! Everybody into my car. |
193 | 00:09:39,890 | 00:09:42,890 | Good news. The bodyguard is now locked | Good news. The bodyguard is now locked |
194 | 00:09:42,920 | 00:09:45,290 | in a bathroom supply... closet. | in a bathroom supply... closet. |
195 | 00:09:45,320 | 00:09:48,560 | It's my mission. | It's my mission. |
196 | 00:09:48,590 | 00:09:51,020 | Okay, so here we have the first courses, | Okay, so here we have the first courses, |
197 | 00:09:51,060 | 00:09:54,460 | fried lobster in puff pastry over four-cheese grits. | fried lobster in puff pastry over four-cheese grits. |
198 | 00:09:58,290 | 00:09:59,850 | All right, Gabrielle, | All right, Gabrielle, |
199 | 00:09:59,874 | 00:10:01,420 | get ready for the ride of your... | get ready for the ride of your... |
200 | 00:10:05,060 | 00:10:08,190 | - Life. - Uh, what did he just say? | - Life. - Uh, what did he just say? |
201 | 00:10:08,220 | 00:10:09,860 | Life, Robert! He said life! | Life, Robert! He said life! |
202 | 00:10:09,890 | 00:10:11,410 | He was finishing a thought from before! | He was finishing a thought from before! |
203 | 00:10:11,434 | 00:10:13,520 | Archer! | Archer! |
204 | 00:10:13,560 | 00:10:16,560 | I'm sorry. He did a "what did he just say?" | I'm sorry. He did a "what did he just say?" |
205 | 00:10:16,590 | 00:10:21,098 | He's doing all the top ten old-guy hits, coast-to-coast! | He's doing all the top ten old-guy hits, coast-to-coast! |
206 | 00:10:28,420 | 00:10:29,890 | This is what happens | This is what happens |
207 | 00:10:29,920 | 00:10:32,420 | when you give bicyclists their own lane. | when you give bicyclists their own lane. |
208 | 00:10:32,460 | 00:10:36,259 | - What's next, a lane for vegetarians? - Sorry, Gabrielle. | - What's next, a lane for vegetarians? - Sorry, Gabrielle. |
209 | 00:10:36,260 | 00:10:39,360 | - It's usually a little chasier than this. - Oh, no, don't apologize. | - It's usually a little chasier than this. - Oh, no, don't apologize. |
210 | 00:10:39,390 | 00:10:41,310 | This is a great opportunity for me to get to know | This is a great opportunity for me to get to know |
211 | 00:10:41,320 | 00:10:42,990 | your friends just a little bit better. | your friends just a little bit better. |
212 | 00:10:43,020 | 00:10:45,290 | All right, I'll start. Uh, this one's for anybody. | All right, I'll start. Uh, this one's for anybody. |
213 | 00:10:45,320 | 00:10:48,020 | Who's ever met a potential love interest | Who's ever met a potential love interest |
214 | 00:10:48,060 | 00:10:51,890 | over the unconscious body of their child's father? | over the unconscious body of their child's father? |
215 | 00:10:51,920 | 00:10:54,490 | - Oh, my God. This again? - This again, what? | - Oh, my God. This again? - This again, what? |
216 | 00:10:54,520 | 00:10:56,490 | Well, you got shot by a murder suspect | Well, you got shot by a murder suspect |
217 | 00:10:56,520 | 00:10:58,020 | you were supposed to be investigating | you were supposed to be investigating |
218 | 00:10:58,060 | 00:11:01,020 | but instead were having sex with who, by the way, | but instead were having sex with who, by the way, |
219 | 00:11:01,060 | 00:11:03,914 | after shooting you, got away! | after shooting you, got away! |
220 | 00:11:04,920 | 00:11:08,090 | Hey, look what we got going on back here. | Hey, look what we got going on back here. |
221 | 00:11:08,120 | 00:11:13,420 | - I feel like the cream inside of an Ore... - Do not finish that sentence! | - I feel like the cream inside of an Ore... - Do not finish that sentence! |
222 | 00:11:15,260 | 00:11:16,990 | Hey, Kyle. | Hey, Kyle. |
223 | 00:11:17,020 | 00:11:19,220 | Would you mind parking the dessert cart over here? | Would you mind parking the dessert cart over here? |
224 | 00:11:19,260 | 00:11:21,260 | And you might want to throw the emergency brake on, | And you might want to throw the emergency brake on, |
225 | 00:11:21,284 | 00:11:24,220 | because I have a feeling things could go sideways pretty fast. | because I have a feeling things could go sideways pretty fast. |
226 | 00:11:24,260 | 00:11:27,090 | Actually, sir, some diners have been complaining | Actually, sir, some diners have been complaining |
227 | 00:11:27,120 | 00:11:29,290 | that your constant crying and chewing | that your constant crying and chewing |
228 | 00:11:29,320 | 00:11:30,820 | is bumming them out. | is bumming them out. |
229 | 00:11:30,860 | 00:11:32,260 | If you wouldn't mind... | If you wouldn't mind... |
230 | 00:11:32,284 | 00:11:35,020 | Oh, they didn't leave a credit card? | Oh, they didn't leave a credit card? |
231 | 00:11:35,060 | 00:11:38,290 | Jeezy Petes! I had a serving of bone marrow, | Jeezy Petes! I had a serving of bone marrow, |
232 | 00:11:38,291 | 00:11:40,020 | not a goddamn transplant. | not a goddamn transplant. |
233 | 00:11:40,060 | 00:11:44,020 | All right, I... Hey! My jacket's gone! | All right, I... Hey! My jacket's gone! |
234 | 00:11:44,060 | 00:11:46,560 | Listen, Kyle, my wallet was in my jacket, | Listen, Kyle, my wallet was in my jacket, |
235 | 00:11:46,590 | 00:11:48,560 | and it appears my friends must've grabbed it. | and it appears my friends must've grabbed it. |
236 | 00:11:48,590 | 00:11:50,430 | So I'm gonna have to... | So I'm gonna have to... |
237 | 00:11:50,454 | 00:11:51,890 | To have someone come down | To have someone come down |
238 | 00:11:51,920 | 00:11:55,120 | - and meet me here with a credit card. - There you go. | - and meet me here with a credit card. - There you go. |
239 | 00:11:59,690 | 00:12:03,330 | Don't spray that urine on my son's window. | Don't spray that urine on my son's window. |
240 | 00:12:03,360 | 00:12:06,330 | If you want a dollar for doing nothing, walk to Canada. | If you want a dollar for doing nothing, walk to Canada. |
241 | 00:12:06,360 | 00:12:08,690 | What are you even doing on this mission to begin with? | What are you even doing on this mission to begin with? |
242 | 00:12:08,730 | 00:12:10,330 | Cyril needed me. | Cyril needed me. |
243 | 00:12:10,360 | 00:12:12,190 | It would've looked weird for him to be sitting | It would've looked weird for him to be sitting |
244 | 00:12:12,230 | 00:12:14,030 | at that restaurant all alone. | at that restaurant all alone. |
245 | 00:12:14,060 | 00:12:17,060 | - Who were you supposed to be? - His date, obviously. | - Who were you supposed to be? - His date, obviously. |
246 | 00:12:18,690 | 00:12:21,330 | Excuse me, it's not that crazy at all | Excuse me, it's not that crazy at all |
247 | 00:12:21,360 | 00:12:22,760 | that these two would be together. | that these two would be together. |
248 | 00:12:22,795 | 00:12:25,660 | Not much further apart in age than Lana and I are. | Not much further apart in age than Lana and I are. |
249 | 00:12:25,690 | 00:12:29,160 | - Self-burn. - Plus, she's beautiful and successful. | - Self-burn. - Plus, she's beautiful and successful. |
250 | 00:12:29,190 | 00:12:31,060 | You know who you remind me of, Malory? | You know who you remind me of, Malory? |
251 | 00:12:31,090 | 00:12:32,490 | My ex-wife. | My ex-wife. |
252 | 00:12:32,525 | 00:12:35,130 | Malory reminds you of Linda? The supermodel? | Malory reminds you of Linda? The supermodel? |
253 | 00:12:35,160 | 00:12:36,590 | No! No, no, no, no, no. | No! No, no, no, no, no. |
254 | 00:12:36,630 | 00:12:39,190 | I'm talking about Zelda, my first ex-wife. | I'm talking about Zelda, my first ex-wife. |
255 | 00:12:39,230 | 00:12:41,730 | - Linda was my third ex-wife. - Your what? | - Linda was my third ex-wife. - Your what? |
256 | 00:12:41,760 | 00:12:43,590 | Oh, Bobby, Bobby, Bobby. | Oh, Bobby, Bobby, Bobby. |
257 | 00:12:43,630 | 00:12:46,460 | I think the phrase you're looking for is "gulp." | I think the phrase you're looking for is "gulp." |
258 | 00:12:50,630 | 00:12:53,060 | What's wrong with your face, Krieger? | What's wrong with your face, Krieger? |
259 | 00:12:53,090 | 00:12:56,030 | Yeah. Did you rack your nuts on your proton pack? | Yeah. Did you rack your nuts on your proton pack? |
260 | 00:12:57,490 | 00:13:01,060 | Oh, Mitsuko and I got into an argument. | Oh, Mitsuko and I got into an argument. |
261 | 00:13:01,090 | 00:13:03,560 | She said she thinks maybe her feelings are changing about us. | She said she thinks maybe her feelings are changing about us. |
262 | 00:13:03,590 | 00:13:05,230 | Let me tell you something everyone hears | Let me tell you something everyone hears |
263 | 00:13:05,254 | 00:13:06,629 | at some point in their lives: | at some point in their lives: |
264 | 00:13:06,630 | 00:13:08,730 | that anime hologram's just not that into you. | that anime hologram's just not that into you. |
265 | 00:13:08,760 | 00:13:11,060 | No! It's probably just a phase, right? | No! It's probably just a phase, right? |
266 | 00:13:11,090 | 00:13:13,260 | Yello? | Yello? |
267 | 00:13:13,290 | 00:13:15,560 | Pam! Listen! | Pam! Listen! |
268 | 00:13:15,590 | 00:13:17,330 | I need you to come to L'Orange. | I need you to come to L'Orange. |
269 | 00:13:17,360 | 00:13:19,330 | Archer stuck me with a huge tab, | Archer stuck me with a huge tab, |
270 | 00:13:19,360 | 00:13:21,990 | then left with my coat which had my wallet in it, | then left with my coat which had my wallet in it, |
271 | 00:13:22,030 | 00:13:24,350 | and there's a menacing busboy who won't stop staring at me. | and there's a menacing busboy who won't stop staring at me. |
272 | 00:13:24,360 | 00:13:26,430 | And you want me to come over there | And you want me to come over there |
273 | 00:13:26,460 | 00:13:29,030 | and blow a busboy so he'll forget about your dinner tab. | and blow a busboy so he'll forget about your dinner tab. |
274 | 00:13:29,060 | 00:13:31,660 | What? No, come with money to pay the tab. | What? No, come with money to pay the tab. |
275 | 00:13:31,690 | 00:13:35,460 | - Oh. Lame. - Okay, let me get this straight. | - Oh. Lame. - Okay, let me get this straight. |
276 | 00:13:35,490 | 00:13:38,590 | You've been married four times and it never occurred to you | You've been married four times and it never occurred to you |
277 | 00:13:38,630 | 00:13:42,660 | - to share that information with your wife?! - It's personal, dear. | - to share that information with your wife?! - It's personal, dear. |
278 | 00:13:42,690 | 00:13:45,190 | I didn't ask you how many times you'd been married. | I didn't ask you how many times you'd been married. |
279 | 00:13:45,230 | 00:13:47,530 | Zero! I'd been married zero times! | Zero! I'd been married zero times! |
280 | 00:13:47,560 | 00:13:51,460 | Well, now I see why. | Well, now I see why. |
281 | 00:13:51,490 | 00:13:54,330 | - Who were they? - Linda, of course. | - Who were they? - Linda, of course. |
282 | 00:13:54,360 | 00:13:57,060 | Then Hafsa, she was a gift from the Saudi crown. | Then Hafsa, she was a gift from the Saudi crown. |
283 | 00:13:57,090 | 00:13:59,730 | Would've been rude to say no. And then Zelda. | Would've been rude to say no. And then Zelda. |
284 | 00:13:59,760 | 00:14:03,530 | We didn't technically divorce. I lost her on safari. | We didn't technically divorce. I lost her on safari. |
285 | 00:14:03,560 | 00:14:05,730 | Oh, my God, this guy's on fire. | Oh, my God, this guy's on fire. |
286 | 00:14:05,760 | 00:14:08,460 | I'm not sure if it's a big deal, but... | I'm not sure if it's a big deal, but... |
287 | 00:14:08,490 | 00:14:10,650 | that guy you're following, he just got out of that cab. | that guy you're following, he just got out of that cab. |
288 | 00:14:10,674 | 00:14:12,460 | Damn it, he's getting away! Follow him! | Damn it, he's getting away! Follow him! |
289 | 00:14:12,490 | 00:14:15,060 | I can't, Mother! What do you want me to do, | I can't, Mother! What do you want me to do, |
290 | 00:14:15,090 | 00:14:17,530 | just leave the car here in the middle of 5th Ave? | just leave the car here in the middle of 5th Ave? |
291 | 00:14:17,560 | 00:14:19,730 | Oh, yes, big smiles. | Oh, yes, big smiles. |
292 | 00:14:19,760 | 00:14:22,560 | I, too, would be excited if I were about to overdose | I, too, would be excited if I were about to overdose |
293 | 00:14:22,590 | 00:14:25,330 | somewhere in a hollowed-out box spring. | somewhere in a hollowed-out box spring. |
294 | 00:14:25,360 | 00:14:27,710 | You know, I've always thought that busboys | You know, I've always thought that busboys |
295 | 00:14:27,711 | 00:14:30,060 | were the backbone of the restaurant industry. | were the backbone of the restaurant industry. |
296 | 00:14:30,090 | 00:14:35,160 | - I'm a woman. - And a beautiful one at that. | - I'm a woman. - And a beautiful one at that. |
297 | 00:14:35,190 | 00:14:38,290 | - There you are! - Oh, you look like shit, dude. | - There you are! - Oh, you look like shit, dude. |
298 | 00:14:38,330 | 00:14:41,158 | - Have you been crying? - Crying? | - Have you been crying? - Crying? |
299 | 00:14:41,264 | 00:14:43,128 | - No. - Yes! | - No. - Yes! |
300 | 00:14:43,163 | 00:14:45,390 | Okay, oh, Cyril. | Okay, oh, Cyril. |
301 | 00:14:45,430 | 00:14:47,260 | Come on, let's get out of here. | Come on, let's get out of here. |
302 | 00:14:47,290 | 00:14:49,759 | Oh, uh, right, the tab, uh... | Oh, uh, right, the tab, uh... |
303 | 00:14:49,760 | 00:14:53,330 | Cyril, don't worry about the tab. I got this. | Cyril, don't worry about the tab. I got this. |
304 | 00:14:53,360 | 00:14:56,160 | This waiter just touched my breasts! | This waiter just touched my breasts! |
305 | 00:14:56,190 | 00:14:59,160 | What? | What? |
306 | 00:14:59,190 | 00:15:02,089 | Again, I just can't put into words how mortified I am. | Again, I just can't put into words how mortified I am. |
307 | 00:15:02,090 | 00:15:03,429 | Well, you should be mortified. | Well, you should be mortified. |
308 | 00:15:03,430 | 00:15:06,489 | I know my breasts certainly are. Right, ladies? | I know my breasts certainly are. Right, ladies? |
309 | 00:15:06,490 | 00:15:09,690 | Hey, hot shot, call me if you ever want | Hey, hot shot, call me if you ever want |
310 | 00:15:09,691 | 00:15:11,290 | to have your world rocked. | to have your world rocked. |
311 | 00:15:11,330 | 00:15:14,530 | - You voted libertarian? - Sure, twice. | - You voted libertarian? - Sure, twice. |
312 | 00:15:14,560 | 00:15:17,330 | Hey, I know seat belts save lives, | Hey, I know seat belts save lives, |
313 | 00:15:17,360 | 00:15:20,390 | but who is the government to require me to wear one? | but who is the government to require me to wear one? |
314 | 00:15:20,430 | 00:15:22,190 | Is there anything else you haven't told me? | Is there anything else you haven't told me? |
315 | 00:15:22,214 | 00:15:23,329 | - No. - In my experience, | - No. - In my experience, |
316 | 00:15:23,330 | 00:15:26,130 | you have to ask exploratory questions, like... | you have to ask exploratory questions, like... |
317 | 00:15:26,160 | 00:15:28,060 | Robert, have you ever done anything | Robert, have you ever done anything |
318 | 00:15:28,090 | 00:15:30,160 | that you're deeply sad about? | that you're deeply sad about? |
319 | 00:15:30,190 | 00:15:34,260 | I mean... I guess if I had to pick one thing... | I mean... I guess if I had to pick one thing... |
320 | 00:15:34,290 | 00:15:37,759 | - oh, gosh, it'd be the dogs. - The dogs? | - oh, gosh, it'd be the dogs. - The dogs? |
321 | 00:15:37,760 | 00:15:41,130 | I've had 11 dogs die on me. | I've had 11 dogs die on me. |
322 | 00:15:41,160 | 00:15:43,560 | 11?! How is that possible? | 11?! How is that possible? |
323 | 00:15:43,590 | 00:15:47,190 | Well, you know, there's just a huge language barrier. | Well, you know, there's just a huge language barrier. |
324 | 00:15:47,230 | 00:15:49,730 | Oh, my God, what the hell is wrong with you?! | Oh, my God, what the hell is wrong with you?! |
325 | 00:15:49,760 | 00:15:51,600 | What beautiful architecture | What beautiful architecture |
326 | 00:15:51,624 | 00:15:54,160 | they have here in New York City, New York, | they have here in New York City, New York, |
327 | 00:15:54,190 | 00:15:57,669 | where we are visiting as tourists. | where we are visiting as tourists. |
328 | 00:16:00,230 | 00:16:02,060 | Jesus Christ, Lana, will you quit fighting | Jesus Christ, Lana, will you quit fighting |
329 | 00:16:02,090 | 00:16:03,690 | with your husband before you give us away? | with your husband before you give us away? |
330 | 00:16:03,730 | 00:16:05,460 | We wouldn't be in a fight if you hadn't | We wouldn't be in a fight if you hadn't |
331 | 00:16:05,490 | 00:16:07,450 | set up this stupid double date in the first place. | set up this stupid double date in the first place. |
332 | 00:16:07,474 | 00:16:08,489 | Boy howdy. | Boy howdy. |
333 | 00:16:08,490 | 00:16:10,030 | I sure hope someday we get these kind | I sure hope someday we get these kind |
334 | 00:16:10,060 | 00:16:13,260 | of tall buildings back at home in... Arizona. | of tall buildings back at home in... Arizona. |
335 | 00:16:13,290 | 00:16:15,190 | Shit, he's heading to the park. | Shit, he's heading to the park. |
336 | 00:16:21,090 | 00:16:22,490 | Follow that horse! And step on it! | Follow that horse! And step on it! |
337 | 00:16:24,630 | 00:16:26,460 | You there, follow that cab! | You there, follow that cab! |
338 | 00:16:26,490 | 00:16:29,560 | - On a break. - Let me try. | - On a break. - Let me try. |
339 | 00:16:29,590 | 00:16:33,330 | Well, I can see why they call it a hansom cab. | Well, I can see why they call it a hansom cab. |
340 | 00:16:33,360 | 00:16:35,590 | You sure are the best-looking son of a gun | You sure are the best-looking son of a gun |
341 | 00:16:35,630 | 00:16:38,990 | - I've seen all night. - Oh, is that a fact? | - I've seen all night. - Oh, is that a fact? |
342 | 00:16:39,030 | 00:16:41,330 | Oh, I was talking to the horse. | Oh, I was talking to the horse. |
343 | 00:16:41,360 | 00:16:45,260 | I figured he ran the business. | I figured he ran the business. |
344 | 00:16:45,290 | 00:16:47,685 | Gosh, oh, that's good. | Gosh, oh, that's good. |
345 | 00:16:56,190 | 00:16:58,120 | Hmm, they seem to be in love. | Hmm, they seem to be in love. |
346 | 00:16:58,150 | 00:17:00,290 | Wonder whose still-breathing body they met over. | Wonder whose still-breathing body they met over. |
347 | 00:17:00,320 | 00:17:02,720 | Oh, my God, you are absolutely cracked in the head. | Oh, my God, you are absolutely cracked in the head. |
348 | 00:17:02,750 | 00:17:05,250 | We weren't even together when you went into a coma, okay? | We weren't even together when you went into a coma, okay? |
349 | 00:17:05,290 | 00:17:07,290 | You were banging some old broad who then, | You were banging some old broad who then, |
350 | 00:17:07,320 | 00:17:09,690 | God bless her soul, shot you. | God bless her soul, shot you. |
351 | 00:17:09,720 | 00:17:12,150 | Better to be shot than stabbed in the back, Lana. | Better to be shot than stabbed in the back, Lana. |
352 | 00:17:12,190 | 00:17:14,590 | I'm surprised this isn't something you've mentioned | I'm surprised this isn't something you've mentioned |
353 | 00:17:14,620 | 00:17:15,935 | about your time in a coma | about your time in a coma |
354 | 00:17:15,936 | 00:17:18,820 | - if it bothers you so much. - Oh, it doesn't. | - if it bothers you so much. - Oh, it doesn't. |
355 | 00:17:18,850 | 00:17:20,620 | Why do you even care that I'm with Robert? | Why do you even care that I'm with Robert? |
356 | 00:17:20,650 | 00:17:22,050 | - I don't! - It was clear that you | - I don't! - It was clear that you |
357 | 00:17:22,085 | 00:17:24,349 | - were never going to commit to me. - You don't know that! | - were never going to commit to me. - You don't know that! |
358 | 00:17:24,500 | 00:17:27,040 | So if Lana hadn't met Robert... | So if Lana hadn't met Robert... |
359 | 00:17:27,070 | 00:17:29,000 | Over my still very much alive body | Over my still very much alive body |
360 | 00:17:29,040 | 00:17:30,369 | with a functioning sex organ, | with a functioning sex organ, |
361 | 00:17:30,370 | 00:17:32,340 | as I imagine was included in my records. | as I imagine was included in my records. |
362 | 00:17:32,370 | 00:17:35,340 | Then you would've wanted to be together? | Then you would've wanted to be together? |
363 | 00:17:35,370 | 00:17:37,869 | Excuse me! Whose ass do I have to kiss | Excuse me! Whose ass do I have to kiss |
364 | 00:17:37,870 | 00:17:39,133 | to get more hot cocoa back here? | to get more hot cocoa back here? |
365 | 00:17:40,370 | 00:17:42,040 | Coney Island? | Coney Island? |
366 | 00:17:42,070 | 00:17:44,140 | Look, I appreciate you guys bringing me here | Look, I appreciate you guys bringing me here |
367 | 00:17:44,170 | 00:17:46,140 | to cheer me up, but I'm a grown man. | to cheer me up, but I'm a grown man. |
368 | 00:17:46,170 | 00:17:47,900 | Oh, cheer you up? | Oh, cheer you up? |
369 | 00:17:47,940 | 00:17:50,340 | A waiter just touched my breasts, asshole. | A waiter just touched my breasts, asshole. |
370 | 00:17:50,370 | 00:17:51,970 | If you're in need of some cheering up, | If you're in need of some cheering up, |
371 | 00:17:52,000 | 00:17:54,340 | this is the place. Come on. | this is the place. Come on. |
372 | 00:17:54,370 | 00:17:57,340 | Whoa, look! Wacky mirrors! | Whoa, look! Wacky mirrors! |
373 | 00:18:02,170 | 00:18:04,940 | Driver! Now we're going too fast! | Driver! Now we're going too fast! |
374 | 00:18:04,970 | 00:18:07,000 | We're trying to follow that horse in front of us, | We're trying to follow that horse in front of us, |
375 | 00:18:07,040 | 00:18:09,622 | - not inseminate it. - I remember when the park | - not inseminate it. - I remember when the park |
376 | 00:18:09,623 | 00:18:12,940 | was a place you'd come to get away from the hustle and bustle. | was a place you'd come to get away from the hustle and bustle. |
377 | 00:18:12,970 | 00:18:16,000 | Me too. I had an aunt who'd take me here. | Me too. I had an aunt who'd take me here. |
378 | 00:18:16,040 | 00:18:17,970 | We'd sit on a park bench for hours, | We'd sit on a park bench for hours, |
379 | 00:18:18,000 | 00:18:21,170 | just chatting and throwing lit matches at the pigeons. | just chatting and throwing lit matches at the pigeons. |
380 | 00:18:21,200 | 00:18:23,360 | My friends and I would feed the pigeons Alka-Seltzer, | My friends and I would feed the pigeons Alka-Seltzer, |
381 | 00:18:23,384 | 00:18:24,900 | watch them explode! | watch them explode! |
382 | 00:18:26,370 | 00:18:30,170 | - Yeah! - Slow the hell down! | - Yeah! - Slow the hell down! |
383 | 00:18:30,200 | 00:18:32,940 | Come on, buddy, what's got you so down? | Come on, buddy, what's got you so down? |
384 | 00:18:32,970 | 00:18:36,170 | - You can talk to ol' Pam. - It's... Archer. | - You can talk to ol' Pam. - It's... Archer. |
385 | 00:18:36,200 | 00:18:39,840 | - And what about him? - I hate him! | - And what about him? - I hate him! |
386 | 00:18:39,870 | 00:18:42,170 | I hate his stupid face! | I hate his stupid face! |
387 | 00:18:42,200 | 00:18:44,040 | And his stupid car! | And his stupid car! |
388 | 00:18:44,070 | 00:18:45,800 | And his stupid coma cane! | And his stupid coma cane! |
389 | 00:18:45,840 | 00:18:47,223 | And his stupid... | And his stupid... |
390 | 00:18:47,224 | 00:18:49,470 | Doesn't give me the respect I deserve! | Doesn't give me the respect I deserve! |
391 | 00:18:49,500 | 00:18:51,770 | How hard is it for you to acknowledge | How hard is it for you to acknowledge |
392 | 00:18:51,800 | 00:18:54,740 | the good shape I've gotten in? Ah! | the good shape I've gotten in? Ah! |
393 | 00:18:54,770 | 00:18:57,840 | How much I've improved as a field agent? Ah! | How much I've improved as a field agent? Ah! |
394 | 00:18:57,870 | 00:19:00,970 | I learned Mandarin, for Christ's sake! | I learned Mandarin, for Christ's sake! |
395 | 00:19:01,000 | 00:19:03,300 | I hate you, Sterling Archer! | I hate you, Sterling Archer! |
396 | 00:19:03,340 | 00:19:05,100 | I hate you and everything you've done | I hate you and everything you've done |
397 | 00:19:05,140 | 00:19:08,026 | to make me feel this... agh! | to make me feel this... agh! |
398 | 00:19:09,370 | 00:19:11,700 | Cyril, I see the job you're doing. | Cyril, I see the job you're doing. |
399 | 00:19:11,740 | 00:19:14,170 | You've been knocking it out of the park as a field agent. | You've been knocking it out of the park as a field agent. |
400 | 00:19:14,200 | 00:19:17,940 | - Really? - Really. When I thought Archer was dead, | - Really? - Really. When I thought Archer was dead, |
401 | 00:19:17,970 | 00:19:21,170 | I literally said, "Well, at least we still got Cyril." | I literally said, "Well, at least we still got Cyril." |
402 | 00:19:21,200 | 00:19:25,000 | - You did? - Sure. I need the agency to stay afloat. | - You did? - Sure. I need the agency to stay afloat. |
403 | 00:19:25,040 | 00:19:26,440 | I can't get another job. | I can't get another job. |
404 | 00:19:26,470 | 00:19:29,400 | I have, like, a shit-ton of felonies. | I have, like, a shit-ton of felonies. |
405 | 00:19:29,440 | 00:19:31,368 | Thanks, Pam. | Thanks, Pam. |
406 | 00:19:35,740 | 00:19:37,900 | Then why did you set this double date up, Archer? | Then why did you set this double date up, Archer? |
407 | 00:19:37,940 | 00:19:40,499 | Seriously, out of all the women you could've asked out... | Seriously, out of all the women you could've asked out... |
408 | 00:19:40,500 | 00:19:42,300 | Of which there are literally billions. | Of which there are literally billions. |
409 | 00:19:42,340 | 00:19:44,340 | - Proving her point. - Damn it. | - Proving her point. - Damn it. |
410 | 00:19:44,370 | 00:19:47,840 | You chose one that kinda, well, is my doppelganger? | You chose one that kinda, well, is my doppelganger? |
411 | 00:19:47,870 | 00:19:50,570 | - Yeah, why is that, Archer? - Um, if you two | - Yeah, why is that, Archer? - Um, if you two |
412 | 00:19:50,571 | 00:19:53,300 | are through playing amateur neuropsychobiologist, | are through playing amateur neuropsychobiologist, |
413 | 00:19:53,340 | 00:19:55,940 | our Russian is headed for the subway. | our Russian is headed for the subway. |
414 | 00:19:59,900 | 00:20:01,820 | Archer, I'll come at them from around the back. | Archer, I'll come at them from around the back. |
415 | 00:20:01,850 | 00:20:03,330 | You approach them from the left flank. | You approach them from the left flank. |
416 | 00:20:03,360 | 00:20:04,509 | I almost hate to do it. | I almost hate to do it. |
417 | 00:20:04,510 | 00:20:06,870 | Those two look really happy together. | Those two look really happy together. |
418 | 00:20:06,900 | 00:20:09,200 | Yeah. It's nice to be in love with someone. | Yeah. It's nice to be in love with someone. |
419 | 00:20:09,240 | 00:20:13,270 | - You should try it. - Well, if it means being as happy | - You should try it. - Well, if it means being as happy |
420 | 00:20:13,300 | 00:20:16,770 | as that Russian hacker and his girlfriend, I actually... | as that Russian hacker and his girlfriend, I actually... |
421 | 00:20:16,800 | 00:20:18,061 | Oh! | Oh! |
422 | 00:20:18,119 | 00:20:20,240 | - God damn it. - Oh-ho-ho! No! | - God damn it. - Oh-ho-ho! No! |
423 | 00:20:21,800 | 00:20:25,140 | Ew. Should we call the police? | Ew. Should we call the police? |
424 | 00:20:25,170 | 00:20:27,177 | Meh. | Meh. |
425 | 00:20:30,040 | 00:20:32,480 | So, Gabrielle, this is usually the part of the date | So, Gabrielle, this is usually the part of the date |
426 | 00:20:32,510 | 00:20:34,840 | when we head back to my place for great sex. | when we head back to my place for great sex. |
427 | 00:20:34,880 | 00:20:38,410 | Archer, look, you seem like a really nice guy... | Archer, look, you seem like a really nice guy... |
428 | 00:20:38,440 | 00:20:39,980 | - Ha! - Shut up, Lana. | - Ha! - Shut up, Lana. |
429 | 00:20:40,010 | 00:20:41,410 | You were saying? Nice guy. | You were saying? Nice guy. |
430 | 00:20:41,440 | 00:20:43,880 | Fully functioning sex organ. Go on. | Fully functioning sex organ. Go on. |
431 | 00:20:43,910 | 00:20:46,210 | But it's clear you still have feelings for Lana. | But it's clear you still have feelings for Lana. |
432 | 00:20:46,240 | 00:20:48,880 | Wait, me? For her? | Wait, me? For her? |
433 | 00:20:48,910 | 00:20:51,980 | Wh-why would I want Lana when I could have you? | Wh-why would I want Lana when I could have you? |
434 | 00:20:52,010 | 00:20:56,556 | A totally different noncomparable unique person who... | A totally different noncomparable unique person who... |
435 | 00:20:56,591 | 00:20:59,580 | shouldn't be exploited for personal vendettas, sorry. | shouldn't be exploited for personal vendettas, sorry. |
436 | 00:20:59,610 | 00:21:02,910 | Yeah, that part. It was nice to meet ya, Lana. | Yeah, that part. It was nice to meet ya, Lana. |
437 | 00:21:02,940 | 00:21:05,180 | Uh, maybe we could get together sometime. | Uh, maybe we could get together sometime. |
438 | 00:21:05,210 | 00:21:06,910 | You know what? I actually would not mind | You know what? I actually would not mind |
439 | 00:21:06,940 | 00:21:09,463 | - hanging out with you again. - Hey, wait, Gabrielle. | - hanging out with you again. - Hey, wait, Gabrielle. |
440 | 00:21:09,464 | 00:21:12,610 | But... sex time. Gabrielle! | But... sex time. Gabrielle! |
441 | 00:21:14,210 | 00:21:17,409 | - Aw, you liked her, didn't you? - I don't know. | - Aw, you liked her, didn't you? - I don't know. |
442 | 00:21:17,410 | 00:21:19,639 | But you didn't realize it till just now, huh? | But you didn't realize it till just now, huh? |
443 | 00:21:19,640 | 00:21:20,979 | Maybe. | Maybe. |
444 | 00:21:20,980 | 00:21:22,440 | I mean, I thought she was great. | I mean, I thought she was great. |
445 | 00:21:22,480 | 00:21:25,880 | - Whatever. - I mean, smart, charming. | - Whatever. - I mean, smart, charming. |
446 | 00:21:25,910 | 00:21:29,940 | - And those cans, am I right? - Yeah, they looked pretty squeezy. | - And those cans, am I right? - Yeah, they looked pretty squeezy. |
447 | 00:21:29,980 | 00:21:32,371 | Thinking maybe instead of asking her out to make me jealous, | Thinking maybe instead of asking her out to make me jealous, |
448 | 00:21:32,396 | 00:21:35,680 | you should've just asked her out because she's awesome. | you should've just asked her out because she's awesome. |
449 | 00:21:41,980 | 00:21:44,310 | Honey, I'm home. | Honey, I'm home. |
450 | 00:21:44,340 | 00:21:46,310 | You know what I'd do if I were you? | You know what I'd do if I were you? |
451 | 00:21:46,340 | 00:21:48,340 | Wait, wait, wait, wait, this is my favorite part! | Wait, wait, wait, wait, this is my favorite part! |
452 | 00:21:48,364 | 00:21:50,110 | Mine too! | Mine too! |
453 | 00:21:50,140 | 00:21:53,110 | Fill my boots with lead and jump in the ocean, | Fill my boots with lead and jump in the ocean, |
454 | 00:21:53,140 | 00:21:55,480 | you pig-nosed gypsy! | you pig-nosed gypsy! |
455 | 00:21:57,080 | 00:22:00,493 | - Oh, gosh, that's good. - Fantastic. | - Oh, gosh, that's good. - Fantastic. |
456 | 00:22:02,914 | 00:22:07,163 | sync & correction by f1nc0 ~ Addic7ed.com ~ | sync & correction by f1nc0 ~ Addic7ed.com ~ |