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1 00:00:32,570 00:00:35,700 Welcome to L'Orange. I'll be your server, Kyle. Welcome to L'Orange. I'll be your server, Kyle.
2 00:00:35,730 00:00:38,730 - Our specials tonight... - Damn it, Kyle, are you blind? - Our specials tonight... - Damn it, Kyle, are you blind?
3 00:00:38,770 00:00:40,330 We're in the middle of a conversation. We're in the middle of a conversation.
4 00:00:40,370 00:00:42,730 I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry.
5 00:00:42,770 00:00:44,170 I'll come back. I'll come back.
6 00:00:47,200 00:00:51,399 Actually, I kinda wish we'd heard the specials now. Actually, I kinda wish we'd heard the specials now.
7 00:00:51,400 00:00:54,000 This is fun. So fun, right? This is fun. So fun, right?
8 00:01:29,735 00:01:32,913 sync & correction by f1nc0 ~ Addic7ed.com ~ sync & correction by f1nc0 ~ Addic7ed.com ~
9 00:01:34,570 00:01:37,270 This was a doozy of an idea, Archer. This was a doozy of an idea, Archer.
10 00:01:37,300 00:01:39,100 I just love double dates. I just love double dates.
11 00:01:39,130 00:01:40,700 You're at a restaurant, Robert. You're at a restaurant, Robert.
12 00:01:40,730 00:01:43,230 We can trade money for food here. We can trade money for food here.
13 00:01:43,270 00:01:44,429 Sorry about that, Gabrielle. Sorry about that, Gabrielle.
14 00:01:44,430 00:01:46,670 At his age, Robert gets confused easily. At his age, Robert gets confused easily.
15 00:01:46,700 00:01:49,000 If it's not painfully obvious yet, If it's not painfully obvious yet,
16 00:01:49,030 00:01:51,630 Archer is incredibly jealous of my husband. Archer is incredibly jealous of my husband.
17 00:01:51,670 00:01:53,430 Oh, yeah, I-I desperately wish Oh, yeah, I-I desperately wish
18 00:01:53,470 00:01:55,700 I had liver spots and eyebrows like haystacks. I had liver spots and eyebrows like haystacks.
19 00:01:55,730 00:01:57,799 - You know what? - Look, why don't we just - You know what? - Look, why don't we just
20 00:01:57,834 00:01:59,170 acknowledge the elephant in the room? acknowledge the elephant in the room?
21 00:01:59,200 00:02:01,370 That you have borderline personality disorder That you have borderline personality disorder
22 00:02:01,400 00:02:04,700 - and desperately need help? - I was talking, Lana, - and desperately need help? - I was talking, Lana,
23 00:02:04,730 00:02:07,570 about how incredibly gorgeous Gabrielle looks tonight. about how incredibly gorgeous Gabrielle looks tonight.
24 00:02:07,600 00:02:10,400 It's like somebody stuffed 103 pounds of "ka-kow" It's like somebody stuffed 103 pounds of "ka-kow"
25 00:02:10,430 00:02:14,370 - into a red golf sock. - I couldn't agree more. - into a red golf sock. - I couldn't agree more.
26 00:02:14,400 00:02:17,570 - You look gorgeous, Gabrielle. - Uh, honey, shut up. - You look gorgeous, Gabrielle. - Uh, honey, shut up.
27 00:02:17,605 00:02:20,270 So how did you two meet? So how did you two meet?
28 00:02:20,300 00:02:22,300 We met in a study my university is conducting We met in a study my university is conducting
29 00:02:22,330 00:02:24,670 for individuals who have been in a coma. for individuals who have been in a coma.
30 00:02:24,700 00:02:26,630 - Catch that, Lana? - That you have brain damage? - Catch that, Lana? - That you have brain damage?
31 00:02:26,670 00:02:29,970 No, I mean the part where Gabrielle is a scientist? No, I mean the part where Gabrielle is a scientist?
32 00:02:30,000 00:02:34,130 - Oh, are you in science as well? - That's funny. - Oh, are you in science as well? - That's funny.
33 00:02:34,170 00:02:36,530 You see, Lana's parents desperately wanted her You see, Lana's parents desperately wanted her
34 00:02:36,570 00:02:38,400 to be a scientist, but she hated them. to be a scientist, but she hated them.
35 00:02:38,430 00:02:40,130 - And now they're dead. - They're not dead. - And now they're dead. - They're not dead.
36 00:02:40,170 00:02:42,130 How would you know? You're not a scientist. How would you know? You're not a scientist.
37 00:02:42,170 00:02:45,530 You know, one of my foundations is involved in neuroscience, You know, one of my foundations is involved in neuroscience,
38 00:02:45,570 00:02:48,430 and we just did a study on memory-mapping neurons. and we just did a study on memory-mapping neurons.
39 00:02:48,470 00:02:50,530 Oh, I just read about that! Oh, I just read about that!
40 00:02:50,570 00:02:52,630 Let me ask you, did you agree with their findings Let me ask you, did you agree with their findings
41 00:02:52,670 00:02:55,546 - on spatially tuned memory trace cells? - Slow down. - on spatially tuned memory trace cells? - Slow down.
42 00:02:55,581 00:02:57,530 Who am I, Andrew Fielding Huxley? Who am I, Andrew Fielding Huxley?
43 00:03:00,030 00:03:01,970 Gosh, oh, that's good. Gosh, oh, that's good.
44 00:03:02,000 00:03:04,700 So have we decided on a first course? So have we decided on a first course?
45 00:03:04,730 00:03:06,270 I actually need a little more time. I actually need a little more time.
46 00:03:06,300 00:03:08,000 But, Lana, you're probably fine But, Lana, you're probably fine
47 00:03:08,030 00:03:09,670 with the first thing you see, right? with the first thing you see, right?
48 00:03:09,700 00:03:12,130 I'm just... I'm just...
49 00:03:12,170 00:03:15,729 going to go to the ladies' room. Excuse me. going to go to the ladies' room. Excuse me.
50 00:03:15,730 00:03:19,000 - Oh, I'll join you. - Great. - Oh, I'll join you. - Great.
51 00:03:19,030 00:03:21,430 Don't take too long, or I might fall in love with Robert. Don't take too long, or I might fall in love with Robert.
52 00:03:21,470 00:03:24,100 You know how fast it can happen! You know how fast it can happen!
53 00:03:24,130 00:03:26,130 Ha, I was joking, obviously, Robert. Ha, I was joking, obviously, Robert.
54 00:03:26,170 00:03:28,200 The eyebrows are a deal breaker. The eyebrows are a deal breaker.
55 00:03:28,830 00:03:32,630 - Oh, this is a beautiful restaurant. - Mm-hmm. - Oh, this is a beautiful restaurant. - Mm-hmm.
56 00:03:32,670 00:03:35,130 Robert's great. You're so lucky. Robert's great. You're so lucky.
57 00:03:35,170 00:03:37,300 - Uh-huh. - So... - Uh-huh. - So...
58 00:03:37,330 00:03:41,500 - you know Archer from work? - What? - you know Archer from work? - What?
59 00:03:41,530 00:03:43,270 Wait a minute. You're joking, right? Wait a minute. You're joking, right?
60 00:03:43,300 00:03:45,630 Archer didn't tell you anything about us? Archer didn't tell you anything about us?
61 00:03:45,670 00:03:47,100 Oh, just that you work together, Oh, just that you work together,
62 00:03:47,130 00:03:48,399 that you're married to Robert, that you're married to Robert,
63 00:03:48,400 00:03:50,170 that your jaw makes this clicking sound that your jaw makes this clicking sound
64 00:03:50,200 00:03:53,144 - when you chew like... - Mm. - when you chew like... - Mm.
65 00:03:53,170 00:03:55,670 He didn't mention that we, uh, I don't know, He didn't mention that we, uh, I don't know,
66 00:03:55,700 00:03:59,270 - have a child together? - Get out of town! - have a child together? - Get out of town!
67 00:03:59,300 00:04:00,700 You're AJ's mom? You're AJ's mom?
68 00:04:02,530 00:04:04,430 So how's work, Archer? So how's work, Archer?
69 00:04:04,470 00:04:06,110 Hey, Robert, don't take this personally, Hey, Robert, don't take this personally,
70 00:04:06,140 00:04:08,100 but there's no way I'm making small talk with you. but there's no way I'm making small talk with you.
71 00:04:08,124 00:04:10,130 Just quietly stare at a candle or something. Just quietly stare at a candle or something.
72 00:04:10,170 00:04:14,570 Hey... that Gabrielle. Hey... that Gabrielle.
73 00:04:14,600 00:04:17,230 We sure got a type. Rawr! We sure got a type. Rawr!
74 00:04:17,270 00:04:20,030 Seeing them walk off together now, I was just like, Seeing them walk off together now, I was just like,
75 00:04:20,070 00:04:23,300 "I wouldn't mind being the cream in that double espresso!" "I wouldn't mind being the cream in that double espresso!"
76 00:04:23,330 00:04:26,300 Hmm. Hmm.
77 00:04:26,330 00:04:30,170 I've dabbled quite a bit in the exotic arts, as they say. I've dabbled quite a bit in the exotic arts, as they say.
78 00:04:30,200 00:04:31,970 Oh, God, please, no. Oh, God, please, no.
79 00:04:32,000 00:04:33,520 So you're telling me you're not upset So you're telling me you're not upset
80 00:04:33,550 00:04:35,090 that Archer didn't mention that your first date that Archer didn't mention that your first date
81 00:04:35,120 00:04:37,130 was going to include the mother of his child? was going to include the mother of his child?
82 00:04:37,170 00:04:38,570 After all he's been through, After all he's been through,
83 00:04:38,600 00:04:42,130 - I'm sure it just slipped his mind. - Or he's a lunatic. - I'm sure it just slipped his mind. - Or he's a lunatic.
84 00:04:42,170 00:04:44,300 I mean, clearly he asked you out because... I mean, clearly he asked you out because...
85 00:04:44,330 00:04:46,500 - Well... - Well, what? - Well... - Well, what?
86 00:04:46,530 00:04:48,700 Oh, come on, he's trying to send a message Oh, come on, he's trying to send a message
87 00:04:48,730 00:04:52,000 that he found a stand-in, you know, for, uh... for this. that he found a stand-in, you know, for, uh... for this.
88 00:04:52,030 00:04:55,500 A stand-in? Oh, did you go to Yale too? A stand-in? Oh, did you go to Yale too?
89 00:04:55,530 00:04:57,430 No. I mean, I'm sure I could have. No. I mean, I'm sure I could have.
90 00:04:57,470 00:05:01,000 - But you have two PhDs, I bet. - Well, no, not two. - But you have two PhDs, I bet. - Well, no, not two.
91 00:05:01,030 00:05:02,700 No, I have... I have... I have just the one. No, I have... I have... I have just the one.
92 00:05:02,730 00:05:05,000 Oh, I see, so you don't mean "stand-in" Oh, I see, so you don't mean "stand-in"
93 00:05:05,030 00:05:06,700 as much as you mean "upgrade." as much as you mean "upgrade."
94 00:05:06,730 00:05:09,430 Excuse me. Excuse me.
95 00:05:09,470 00:05:10,699 - There! There you go! - What are you doing? - There! There you go! - What are you doing?
96 00:05:10,700 00:05:11,999 - Now you're all wet. - Ugh! - Now you're all wet. - Ugh!
97 00:05:12,000 00:05:14,000 Isn't that what you wanted? Isn't that what you wanted?
98 00:05:14,030 00:05:17,630 And sure enough, we made love right there in the jazz club. And sure enough, we made love right there in the jazz club.
99 00:05:17,670 00:05:20,130 And to this day, I can't even hear And to this day, I can't even hear
100 00:05:20,170 00:05:22,670 a muted trumpet without getting erect! a muted trumpet without getting erect!
101 00:05:24,330 00:05:25,699 What a great story, Robert. What a great story, Robert.
102 00:05:25,700 00:05:28,270 I just wish it could've been louder and grosser. I just wish it could've been louder and grosser.
103 00:05:28,300 00:05:31,100 Kyle! Do us a favor and put our food in, would ya? Kyle! Do us a favor and put our food in, would ya?
104 00:05:31,130 00:05:34,530 - Absolutely. What would you like? - You order for us, Kyle. - Absolutely. What would you like? - You order for us, Kyle.
105 00:05:34,570 00:05:38,700 I'm talkin' apps, entr�es... the whole nine yards. I'm talkin' apps, entr�es... the whole nine yards.
106 00:05:38,730 00:05:40,530 You're trusting Kyle to pick our food? You're trusting Kyle to pick our food?
107 00:05:40,570 00:05:42,270 The entirety of his life's decisions The entirety of his life's decisions
108 00:05:42,300 00:05:46,530 have led him to this job and that haircut. No offense, Kyle. have led him to this job and that haircut. No offense, Kyle.
109 00:05:46,570 00:05:49,700 Hey, there they are, the two prettiest ladies in the joint. Hey, there they are, the two prettiest ladies in the joint.
110 00:05:49,730 00:05:52,670 Or more specifically, a clear number one Or more specifically, a clear number one
111 00:05:52,700 00:05:55,370 and a not-as-well-read, big-boned runner-up. and a not-as-well-read, big-boned runner-up.
112 00:05:55,400 00:05:57,530 You know what? Let me ask you a question. You know what? Let me ask you a question.
113 00:05:57,570 00:05:59,530 What the hell are you doing? What the hell are you doing?
114 00:05:59,570 00:06:02,370 You're supposed to be staking out Victor Cherenenko. You're supposed to be staking out Victor Cherenenko.
115 00:06:02,400 00:06:04,670 Will you two be joining the table? Will you two be joining the table?
116 00:06:04,700 00:06:06,088 - No, definitely not. - We were just leaving. - No, definitely not. - We were just leaving.
117 00:06:06,123 00:06:08,399 - Sure. - Gabrielle, you could scooch in next to me. - Sure. - Gabrielle, you could scooch in next to me.
118 00:06:08,400 00:06:11,699 - Ooh, who's Victor Cherenenko? - Oh, Russian hacker, - Ooh, who's Victor Cherenenko? - Oh, Russian hacker,
119 00:06:11,700 00:06:14,000 one of Interpol's most wanted, Gabrielle. one of Interpol's most wanted, Gabrielle.
120 00:06:14,030 00:06:17,670 Huge reward out for him. And I am the one responsible... Huge reward out for him. And I am the one responsible...
121 00:06:17,800 00:06:20,730 Actually, I'm in charge of the mission. Actually, I'm in charge of the mission.
122 00:06:20,770 00:06:23,770 - How are you? Cyril Figgis. - Calm down, Cyril. - How are you? Cyril Figgis. - Calm down, Cyril.
123 00:06:23,800 00:06:26,330 You're getting desperation all over my hot scientist. You're getting desperation all over my hot scientist.
124 00:06:26,370 00:06:28,800 I probably shouldn't be showing you this. I probably shouldn't be showing you this.
125 00:06:28,830 00:06:31,530 You look like someone who can be trusted. You look like someone who can be trusted.
126 00:06:31,570 00:06:33,690 See, for years, no one has been able to find this guy, See, for years, no one has been able to find this guy,
127 00:06:33,714 00:06:36,100 but recently he's been popping his head up in public. but recently he's been popping his head up in public.
128 00:06:36,130 00:06:38,270 So as team leader, I took it upon myself So as team leader, I took it upon myself
129 00:06:38,300 00:06:41,370 to synthesize data from his financial records, and ta-da. to synthesize data from his financial records, and ta-da.
130 00:06:41,400 00:06:44,670 You were able to produce that wet diaper of a worthless dossier. You were able to produce that wet diaper of a worthless dossier.
131 00:06:44,700 00:06:45,740 The thing says Cherenenko The thing says Cherenenko
132 00:06:45,741 00:06:50,100 - is a regular at this place, and yet... - Hey, isn't that him? Cherenenko? - is a regular at this place, and yet... - Hey, isn't that him? Cherenenko?
133 00:06:50,130 00:06:52,630 You see that, Archer? I was right. You see that, Archer? I was right.
134 00:06:52,670 00:06:55,670 - He's here after all. - I mean, it doesn't take that much - He's here after all. - I mean, it doesn't take that much
135 00:06:55,700 00:06:57,200 to look at a credit card statement to look at a credit card statement
136 00:06:57,230 00:06:59,630 and see that guy comes to a restaurant a lot and see that guy comes to a restaurant a lot
137 00:06:59,670 00:07:01,400 - and that... - God damn it, Archer! - and that... - God damn it, Archer!
138 00:07:01,430 00:07:04,450 Wow, this is so exciting! So what do we do now? Wow, this is so exciting! So what do we do now?
139 00:07:04,451 00:07:07,130 - Like, go detain him? - Oh, man. - Like, go detain him? - Oh, man.
140 00:07:07,170 00:07:08,610 Guess they don't teach you everything Guess they don't teach you everything
141 00:07:08,640 00:07:11,770 - in neurobiology school. - Well, no, obviously not. - in neurobiology school. - Well, no, obviously not.
142 00:07:11,800 00:07:14,500 As much as I love taking advice on spycraft As much as I love taking advice on spycraft
143 00:07:14,530 00:07:17,270 from civilians, you can't just go up and detain from civilians, you can't just go up and detain
144 00:07:17,300 00:07:19,500 a guy with an armed bodyguard protecting him. a guy with an armed bodyguard protecting him.
145 00:07:19,530 00:07:20,699 Lana's right. Lana's right.
146 00:07:20,700 00:07:22,470 Even if we took the bodyguard out, Even if we took the bodyguard out,
147 00:07:22,500 00:07:25,230 we'd have 50 Russian goons on our doorstep we'd have 50 Russian goons on our doorstep
148 00:07:25,270 00:07:26,579 looking for blood in the morning. looking for blood in the morning.
149 00:07:26,580 00:07:27,963 Uh, yeah, that's what I'm saying. Uh, yeah, that's what I'm saying.
150 00:07:27,964 00:07:29,630 So the plan is, we go over... So the plan is, we go over...
151 00:07:29,670 00:07:32,230 Excuse me, I'm in charge, and as such, Excuse me, I'm in charge, and as such,
152 00:07:32,270 00:07:35,130 I have constructed our apprehension strategy. I have constructed our apprehension strategy.
153 00:07:35,170 00:07:37,400 Okay, we wait for him to leave, and we tail him. Okay, we wait for him to leave, and we tail him.
154 00:07:37,430 00:07:38,669 Then we find an opportunity Then we find an opportunity
155 00:07:38,670 00:07:40,500 to separate him from his bodyguard, to separate him from his bodyguard,
156 00:07:40,530 00:07:42,770 lure him somewhere quiet, and bring him down. lure him somewhere quiet, and bring him down.
157 00:07:42,800 00:07:45,730 Voil�. A classic Figgis. Voil�. A classic Figgis.
158 00:07:45,770 00:07:48,400 I thought a classic Figgis was when you get I thought a classic Figgis was when you get
159 00:07:48,430 00:07:50,510 your genitals caught in the zipper of a sleeping bag. your genitals caught in the zipper of a sleeping bag.
160 00:07:50,530 00:07:52,250 You know very well that wasn't user error. You know very well that wasn't user error.
161 00:07:52,270 00:07:54,270 There was a factory recall! There was a factory recall!
162 00:07:54,300 00:07:55,820 I'm going to the men's room real quick. I'm going to the men's room real quick.
163 00:07:55,844 00:07:58,553 Don't do anything without me. Don't do anything without me.
164 00:07:59,130 00:08:03,100 So, Gabrielle, how do you feel about jazz? So, Gabrielle, how do you feel about jazz?
165 00:08:04,300 00:08:07,770 - And how are you this evening, sir? - Very well, thank you. - And how are you this evening, sir? - Very well, thank you.
166 00:08:07,800 00:08:10,800 I actually just had a, uh, pretty big professional victory. I actually just had a, uh, pretty big professional victory.
167 00:08:10,830 00:08:12,470 That is wonderful, sir. That is wonderful, sir.
168 00:08:12,500 00:08:14,260 Thanks. You know that feeling when you take Thanks. You know that feeling when you take
169 00:08:14,284 00:08:16,600 a big step forward at work and people notice? a big step forward at work and people notice?
170 00:08:16,630 00:08:19,370 Yes, sir. Very magical, sir. Yes, sir. Very magical, sir.
171 00:08:19,400 00:08:23,429 Oh, uh, I left my wallet in my jacket, and I'll just... Oh, uh, I left my wallet in my jacket, and I'll just...
172 00:08:23,430 00:08:25,300 Good call. I'm on a diet. Good call. I'm on a diet.
173 00:08:29,100 00:08:31,070 May I offer you a towel? May I offer you a towel?
174 00:08:31,100 00:08:32,269 Hey, excuse me, sir... Hey, excuse me, sir...
175 00:08:45,620 00:08:48,650 Ooh, he's really giving it to her. Ooh, he's really giving it to her.
176 00:08:48,790 00:08:51,045 They're leaving. They're leaving.
177 00:08:51,080 00:08:52,990 Perfect, when they get outside, we follow them. Perfect, when they get outside, we follow them.
178 00:08:53,020 00:08:55,350 Gabrielle, I'm sorry to tell you, Gabrielle, I'm sorry to tell you,
179 00:08:55,390 00:08:57,490 but you're about to dive headfirst but you're about to dive headfirst
180 00:08:57,520 00:09:00,420 into a high-speed chase, so buckle up. into a high-speed chase, so buckle up.
181 00:09:00,450 00:09:01,850 Shouldn't we just leave her here? Shouldn't we just leave her here?
182 00:09:01,890 00:09:03,850 No, Lana, I'm sorry you're threatened No, Lana, I'm sorry you're threatened
183 00:09:03,890 00:09:06,720 because Gabrielle is so smart and accomplished and... because Gabrielle is so smart and accomplished and...
184 00:09:06,750 00:09:09,590 - Hot. - Thank you, horny new guy. - Hot. - Thank you, horny new guy.
185 00:09:09,620 00:09:10,735 We are not ditching her. We are not ditching her.
186 00:09:10,736 00:09:13,690 Here, put this on, Gabrielle. I wouldn't want you to catch cold. Here, put this on, Gabrielle. I wouldn't want you to catch cold.
187 00:09:13,720 00:09:15,950 You should, uh, put this on to, um, You should, uh, put this on to, um,
188 00:09:15,990 00:09:20,720 cover up your hideous... elbows. cover up your hideous... elbows.
189 00:09:20,750 00:09:22,590 Ya had trouble finding something, didn't ya? Ya had trouble finding something, didn't ya?
190 00:09:22,620 00:09:24,890 Shut up, Lana! Shut up, Lana!
191 00:09:28,590 00:09:30,420 Hold on. Hold on.
192 00:09:32,350 00:09:34,290 All right, go! Everybody into my car. All right, go! Everybody into my car.
193 00:09:34,320 00:09:37,320 Good news. The bodyguard is now locked Good news. The bodyguard is now locked
194 00:09:37,350 00:09:39,720 in a bathroom supply... closet. in a bathroom supply... closet.
195 00:09:39,750 00:09:42,990 It's my mission. It's my mission.
196 00:09:43,020 00:09:45,450 Okay, so here we have the first courses, Okay, so here we have the first courses,
197 00:09:45,490 00:09:48,890 fried lobster in puff pastry over four-cheese grits. fried lobster in puff pastry over four-cheese grits.
198 00:09:52,720 00:09:54,280 All right, Gabrielle, All right, Gabrielle,
199 00:09:54,304 00:09:55,850 get ready for the ride of your... get ready for the ride of your...
200 00:09:59,490 00:10:02,620 - Life. - Uh, what did he just say? - Life. - Uh, what did he just say?
201 00:10:02,650 00:10:04,290 Life, Robert! He said life! Life, Robert! He said life!
202 00:10:04,320 00:10:05,840 He was finishing a thought from before! He was finishing a thought from before!
203 00:10:05,864 00:10:07,950 Archer! Archer!
204 00:10:07,990 00:10:10,990 I'm sorry. He did a "what did he just say?" I'm sorry. He did a "what did he just say?"
205 00:10:11,020 00:10:15,528 He's doing all the top ten old-guy hits, coast-to-coast! He's doing all the top ten old-guy hits, coast-to-coast!
206 00:10:20,850 00:10:22,320 This is what happens This is what happens
207 00:10:22,350 00:10:24,850 when you give bicyclists their own lane. when you give bicyclists their own lane.
208 00:10:24,890 00:10:28,689 - What's next, a lane for vegetarians? - Sorry, Gabrielle. - What's next, a lane for vegetarians? - Sorry, Gabrielle.
209 00:10:28,690 00:10:31,790 - It's usually a little chasier than this. - Oh, no, don't apologize. - It's usually a little chasier than this. - Oh, no, don't apologize.
210 00:10:31,820 00:10:33,740 This is a great opportunity for me to get to know This is a great opportunity for me to get to know
211 00:10:33,750 00:10:35,420 your friends just a little bit better. your friends just a little bit better.
212 00:10:35,450 00:10:37,720 All right, I'll start. Uh, this one's for anybody. All right, I'll start. Uh, this one's for anybody.
213 00:10:37,750 00:10:40,450 Who's ever met a potential love interest Who's ever met a potential love interest
214 00:10:40,490 00:10:44,320 over the unconscious body of their child's father? over the unconscious body of their child's father?
215 00:10:44,350 00:10:46,920 - Oh, my God. This again? - This again, what? - Oh, my God. This again? - This again, what?
216 00:10:46,950 00:10:48,920 Well, you got shot by a murder suspect Well, you got shot by a murder suspect
217 00:10:48,950 00:10:50,450 you were supposed to be investigating you were supposed to be investigating
218 00:10:50,490 00:10:53,450 but instead were having sex with who, by the way, but instead were having sex with who, by the way,
219 00:10:53,490 00:10:56,344 after shooting you, got away! after shooting you, got away!
220 00:10:57,350 00:11:00,520 Hey, look what we got going on back here. Hey, look what we got going on back here.
221 00:11:00,550 00:11:05,850 - I feel like the cream inside of an Ore... - Do not finish that sentence! - I feel like the cream inside of an Ore... - Do not finish that sentence!
222 00:11:07,690 00:11:09,420 Hey, Kyle. Hey, Kyle.
223 00:11:09,450 00:11:11,650 Would you mind parking the dessert cart over here? Would you mind parking the dessert cart over here?
224 00:11:11,690 00:11:13,690 And you might want to throw the emergency brake on, And you might want to throw the emergency brake on,
225 00:11:13,714 00:11:16,650 because I have a feeling things could go sideways pretty fast. because I have a feeling things could go sideways pretty fast.
226 00:11:16,690 00:11:19,520 Actually, sir, some diners have been complaining Actually, sir, some diners have been complaining
227 00:11:19,550 00:11:21,720 that your constant crying and chewing that your constant crying and chewing
228 00:11:21,750 00:11:23,250 is bumming them out. is bumming them out.
229 00:11:23,290 00:11:24,690 If you wouldn't mind... If you wouldn't mind...
230 00:11:24,714 00:11:27,450 Oh, they didn't leave a credit card? Oh, they didn't leave a credit card?
231 00:11:27,490 00:11:30,720 Jeezy Petes! I had a serving of bone marrow, Jeezy Petes! I had a serving of bone marrow,
232 00:11:30,721 00:11:32,450 not a goddamn transplant. not a goddamn transplant.
233 00:11:32,490 00:11:36,450 All right, I... Hey! My jacket's gone! All right, I... Hey! My jacket's gone!
234 00:11:36,490 00:11:38,990 Listen, Kyle, my wallet was in my jacket, Listen, Kyle, my wallet was in my jacket,
235 00:11:39,020 00:11:40,990 and it appears my friends must've grabbed it. and it appears my friends must've grabbed it.
236 00:11:41,020 00:11:42,860 So I'm gonna have to... So I'm gonna have to...
237 00:11:42,884 00:11:44,320 To have someone come down To have someone come down
238 00:11:44,350 00:11:47,550 - and meet me here with a credit card. - There you go. - and meet me here with a credit card. - There you go.
239 00:11:52,120 00:11:55,760 Don't spray that urine on my son's window. Don't spray that urine on my son's window.
240 00:11:55,790 00:11:58,760 If you want a dollar for doing nothing, walk to Canada. If you want a dollar for doing nothing, walk to Canada.
241 00:11:58,790 00:12:01,120 What are you even doing on this mission to begin with? What are you even doing on this mission to begin with?
242 00:12:01,160 00:12:02,760 Cyril needed me. Cyril needed me.
243 00:12:02,790 00:12:04,620 It would've looked weird for him to be sitting It would've looked weird for him to be sitting
244 00:12:04,660 00:12:06,460 at that restaurant all alone. at that restaurant all alone.
245 00:12:06,490 00:12:09,490 - Who were you supposed to be? - His date, obviously. - Who were you supposed to be? - His date, obviously.
246 00:12:11,120 00:12:13,760 Excuse me, it's not that crazy at all Excuse me, it's not that crazy at all
247 00:12:13,790 00:12:15,190 that these two would be together. that these two would be together.
248 00:12:15,225 00:12:18,090 Not much further apart in age than Lana and I are. Not much further apart in age than Lana and I are.
249 00:12:18,120 00:12:21,590 - Self-burn. - Plus, she's beautiful and successful. - Self-burn. - Plus, she's beautiful and successful.
250 00:12:21,620 00:12:23,490 You know who you remind me of, Malory? You know who you remind me of, Malory?
251 00:12:23,520 00:12:24,920 My ex-wife. My ex-wife.
252 00:12:24,955 00:12:27,560 Malory reminds you of Linda? The supermodel? Malory reminds you of Linda? The supermodel?
253 00:12:27,590 00:12:29,020 No! No, no, no, no, no. No! No, no, no, no, no.
254 00:12:29,060 00:12:31,620 I'm talking about Zelda, my first ex-wife. I'm talking about Zelda, my first ex-wife.
255 00:12:31,660 00:12:34,160 - Linda was my third ex-wife. - Your what? - Linda was my third ex-wife. - Your what?
256 00:12:34,190 00:12:36,020 Oh, Bobby, Bobby, Bobby. Oh, Bobby, Bobby, Bobby.
257 00:12:36,060 00:12:38,890 I think the phrase you're looking for is "gulp." I think the phrase you're looking for is "gulp."
258 00:12:43,060 00:12:45,490 What's wrong with your face, Krieger? What's wrong with your face, Krieger?
259 00:12:45,520 00:12:48,460 Yeah. Did you rack your nuts on your proton pack? Yeah. Did you rack your nuts on your proton pack?
260 00:12:49,920 00:12:53,490 Oh, Mitsuko and I got into an argument. Oh, Mitsuko and I got into an argument.
261 00:12:53,520 00:12:55,990 She said she thinks maybe her feelings are changing about us. She said she thinks maybe her feelings are changing about us.
262 00:12:56,020 00:12:57,660 Let me tell you something everyone hears Let me tell you something everyone hears
263 00:12:57,684 00:12:59,059 at some point in their lives: at some point in their lives:
264 00:12:59,060 00:13:01,160 that anime hologram's just not that into you. that anime hologram's just not that into you.
265 00:13:01,190 00:13:03,490 No! It's probably just a phase, right? No! It's probably just a phase, right?
266 00:13:03,520 00:13:05,690 Yello? Yello?
267 00:13:05,720 00:13:07,990 Pam! Listen! Pam! Listen!
268 00:13:08,020 00:13:09,760 I need you to come to L'Orange. I need you to come to L'Orange.
269 00:13:09,790 00:13:11,760 Archer stuck me with a huge tab, Archer stuck me with a huge tab,
270 00:13:11,790 00:13:14,420 then left with my coat which had my wallet in it, then left with my coat which had my wallet in it,
271 00:13:14,460 00:13:16,780 and there's a menacing busboy who won't stop staring at me. and there's a menacing busboy who won't stop staring at me.
272 00:13:16,790 00:13:18,860 And you want me to come over there And you want me to come over there
273 00:13:18,890 00:13:21,460 and blow a busboy so he'll forget about your dinner tab. and blow a busboy so he'll forget about your dinner tab.
274 00:13:21,490 00:13:24,090 What? No, come with money to pay the tab. What? No, come with money to pay the tab.
275 00:13:24,120 00:13:27,890 - Oh. Lame. - Okay, let me get this straight. - Oh. Lame. - Okay, let me get this straight.
276 00:13:27,920 00:13:31,020 You've been married four times and it never occurred to you You've been married four times and it never occurred to you
277 00:13:31,060 00:13:35,090 - to share that information with your wife?! - It's personal, dear. - to share that information with your wife?! - It's personal, dear.
278 00:13:35,120 00:13:37,620 I didn't ask you how many times you'd been married. I didn't ask you how many times you'd been married.
279 00:13:37,660 00:13:39,960 Zero! I'd been married zero times! Zero! I'd been married zero times!
280 00:13:39,990 00:13:43,890 Well, now I see why. Well, now I see why.
281 00:13:43,920 00:13:46,760 - Who were they? - Linda, of course. - Who were they? - Linda, of course.
282 00:13:46,790 00:13:49,490 Then Hafsa, she was a gift from the Saudi crown. Then Hafsa, she was a gift from the Saudi crown.
283 00:13:49,520 00:13:52,160 Would've been rude to say no. And then Zelda. Would've been rude to say no. And then Zelda.
284 00:13:52,190 00:13:55,960 We didn't technically divorce. I lost her on safari. We didn't technically divorce. I lost her on safari.
285 00:13:55,990 00:13:58,160 Oh, my God, this guy's on fire. Oh, my God, this guy's on fire.
286 00:13:58,190 00:14:00,890 I'm not sure if it's a big deal, but... I'm not sure if it's a big deal, but...
287 00:14:00,920 00:14:03,080 that guy you're following, he just got out of that cab. that guy you're following, he just got out of that cab.
288 00:14:03,104 00:14:04,890 Damn it, he's getting away! Follow him! Damn it, he's getting away! Follow him!
289 00:14:04,920 00:14:07,490 I can't, Mother! What do you want me to do, I can't, Mother! What do you want me to do,
290 00:14:07,520 00:14:09,960 just leave the car here in the middle of 5th Ave? just leave the car here in the middle of 5th Ave?
291 00:14:09,990 00:14:12,160 Oh, yes, big smiles. Oh, yes, big smiles.
292 00:14:12,190 00:14:14,990 I, too, would be excited if I were about to overdose I, too, would be excited if I were about to overdose
293 00:14:15,020 00:14:17,760 somewhere in a hollowed-out box spring. somewhere in a hollowed-out box spring.
294 00:14:17,790 00:14:20,140 You know, I've always thought that busboys You know, I've always thought that busboys
295 00:14:20,141 00:14:22,490 were the backbone of the restaurant industry. were the backbone of the restaurant industry.
296 00:14:22,520 00:14:27,590 - I'm a woman. - And a beautiful one at that. - I'm a woman. - And a beautiful one at that.
297 00:14:27,620 00:14:30,720 - There you are! - Oh, you look like shit, dude. - There you are! - Oh, you look like shit, dude.
298 00:14:30,760 00:14:33,588 - Have you been crying? - Crying? - Have you been crying? - Crying?
299 00:14:33,694 00:14:35,558 - No. - Yes! - No. - Yes!
300 00:14:35,593 00:14:37,820 Okay, oh, Cyril. Okay, oh, Cyril.
301 00:14:37,860 00:14:39,690 Come on, let's get out of here. Come on, let's get out of here.
302 00:14:39,720 00:14:42,189 Oh, uh, right, the tab, uh... Oh, uh, right, the tab, uh...
303 00:14:42,190 00:14:45,760 Cyril, don't worry about the tab. I got this. Cyril, don't worry about the tab. I got this.
304 00:14:45,790 00:14:48,590 This waiter just touched my breasts! This waiter just touched my breasts!
305 00:14:48,620 00:14:51,590 What? What?
306 00:14:51,620 00:14:54,519 Again, I just can't put into words how mortified I am. Again, I just can't put into words how mortified I am.
307 00:14:54,520 00:14:55,859 Well, you should be mortified. Well, you should be mortified.
308 00:14:55,860 00:14:58,919 I know my breasts certainly are. Right, ladies? I know my breasts certainly are. Right, ladies?
309 00:14:58,920 00:15:02,120 Hey, hot shot, call me if you ever want Hey, hot shot, call me if you ever want
310 00:15:02,121 00:15:03,720 to have your world rocked. to have your world rocked.
311 00:15:03,760 00:15:06,960 - You voted libertarian? - Sure, twice. - You voted libertarian? - Sure, twice.
312 00:15:06,990 00:15:09,760 Hey, I know seat belts save lives, Hey, I know seat belts save lives,
313 00:15:09,790 00:15:12,820 but who is the government to require me to wear one? but who is the government to require me to wear one?
314 00:15:12,860 00:15:14,620 Is there anything else you haven't told me? Is there anything else you haven't told me?
315 00:15:14,644 00:15:15,759 - No. - In my experience, - No. - In my experience,
316 00:15:15,760 00:15:18,560 you have to ask exploratory questions, like... you have to ask exploratory questions, like...
317 00:15:18,590 00:15:20,490 Robert, have you ever done anything Robert, have you ever done anything
318 00:15:20,520 00:15:22,590 that you're deeply sad about? that you're deeply sad about?
319 00:15:22,620 00:15:26,690 I mean... I guess if I had to pick one thing... I mean... I guess if I had to pick one thing...
320 00:15:26,720 00:15:30,189 - oh, gosh, it'd be the dogs. - The dogs? - oh, gosh, it'd be the dogs. - The dogs?
321 00:15:30,190 00:15:33,560 I've had 11 dogs die on me. I've had 11 dogs die on me.
322 00:15:33,590 00:15:35,990 11?! How is that possible? 11?! How is that possible?
323 00:15:36,020 00:15:39,620 Well, you know, there's just a huge language barrier. Well, you know, there's just a huge language barrier.
324 00:15:39,660 00:15:42,160 Oh, my God, what the hell is wrong with you?! Oh, my God, what the hell is wrong with you?!
325 00:15:42,190 00:15:44,030 What beautiful architecture What beautiful architecture
326 00:15:44,054 00:15:46,590 they have here in New York City, New York, they have here in New York City, New York,
327 00:15:46,620 00:15:50,099 where we are visiting as tourists. where we are visiting as tourists.
328 00:15:52,660 00:15:54,490 Jesus Christ, Lana, will you quit fighting Jesus Christ, Lana, will you quit fighting
329 00:15:54,520 00:15:56,120 with your husband before you give us away? with your husband before you give us away?
330 00:15:56,160 00:15:57,890 We wouldn't be in a fight if you hadn't We wouldn't be in a fight if you hadn't
331 00:15:57,920 00:15:59,880 set up this stupid double date in the first place. set up this stupid double date in the first place.
332 00:15:59,904 00:16:00,919 Boy howdy. Boy howdy.
333 00:16:00,920 00:16:02,460 I sure hope someday we get these kind I sure hope someday we get these kind
334 00:16:02,490 00:16:05,690 of tall buildings back at home in... Arizona. of tall buildings back at home in... Arizona.
335 00:16:05,720 00:16:07,620 Shit, he's heading to the park. Shit, he's heading to the park.
336 00:16:13,520 00:16:14,920 Follow that horse! And step on it! Follow that horse! And step on it!
337 00:16:17,060 00:16:18,890 You there, follow that cab! You there, follow that cab!
338 00:16:18,920 00:16:21,990 - On a break. - Let me try. - On a break. - Let me try.
339 00:16:22,020 00:16:25,760 Well, I can see why they call it a hansom cab. Well, I can see why they call it a hansom cab.
340 00:16:25,790 00:16:28,020 You sure are the best-looking son of a gun You sure are the best-looking son of a gun
341 00:16:28,060 00:16:31,420 - I've seen all night. - Oh, is that a fact? - I've seen all night. - Oh, is that a fact?
342 00:16:31,460 00:16:33,760 Oh, I was talking to the horse. Oh, I was talking to the horse.
343 00:16:33,790 00:16:37,690 I figured he ran the business. I figured he ran the business.
344 00:16:37,720 00:16:40,115 Gosh, oh, that's good. Gosh, oh, that's good.
345 00:16:46,220 00:16:48,150 Hmm, they seem to be in love. Hmm, they seem to be in love.
346 00:16:48,180 00:16:50,320 Wonder whose still-breathing body they met over. Wonder whose still-breathing body they met over.
347 00:16:50,350 00:16:52,750 Oh, my God, you are absolutely cracked in the head. Oh, my God, you are absolutely cracked in the head.
348 00:16:52,780 00:16:55,280 We weren't even together when you went into a coma, okay? We weren't even together when you went into a coma, okay?
349 00:16:55,320 00:16:57,320 You were banging some old broad who then, You were banging some old broad who then,
350 00:16:57,350 00:16:59,720 God bless her soul, shot you. God bless her soul, shot you.
351 00:16:59,750 00:17:02,180 Better to be shot than stabbed in the back, Lana. Better to be shot than stabbed in the back, Lana.
352 00:17:02,220 00:17:04,620 I'm surprised this isn't something you've mentioned I'm surprised this isn't something you've mentioned
353 00:17:04,650 00:17:05,965 about your time in a coma about your time in a coma
354 00:17:05,966 00:17:08,850 - if it bothers you so much. - Oh, it doesn't. - if it bothers you so much. - Oh, it doesn't.
355 00:17:08,880 00:17:10,650 Why do you even care that I'm with Robert? Why do you even care that I'm with Robert?
356 00:17:10,680 00:17:12,080 - I don't! - It was clear that you - I don't! - It was clear that you
357 00:17:12,115 00:17:14,379 - were never going to commit to me. - You don't know that! - were never going to commit to me. - You don't know that!
358 00:17:14,530 00:17:17,070 So if Lana hadn't met Robert... So if Lana hadn't met Robert...
359 00:17:17,100 00:17:19,030 Over my still very much alive body Over my still very much alive body
360 00:17:19,070 00:17:20,399 with a functioning sex organ, with a functioning sex organ,
361 00:17:20,400 00:17:22,370 as I imagine was included in my records. as I imagine was included in my records.
362 00:17:22,400 00:17:25,370 Then you would've wanted to be together? Then you would've wanted to be together?
363 00:17:25,400 00:17:27,899 Excuse me! Whose ass do I have to kiss Excuse me! Whose ass do I have to kiss
364 00:17:27,900 00:17:29,163 to get more hot cocoa back here? to get more hot cocoa back here?
365 00:17:30,400 00:17:32,070 Coney Island? Coney Island?
366 00:17:32,100 00:17:34,170 Look, I appreciate you guys bringing me here Look, I appreciate you guys bringing me here
367 00:17:34,200 00:17:36,170 to cheer me up, but I'm a grown man. to cheer me up, but I'm a grown man.
368 00:17:36,200 00:17:37,930 Oh, cheer you up? Oh, cheer you up?
369 00:17:37,970 00:17:40,370 A waiter just touched my breasts, asshole. A waiter just touched my breasts, asshole.
370 00:17:40,400 00:17:42,000 If you're in need of some cheering up, If you're in need of some cheering up,
371 00:17:42,030 00:17:44,370 this is the place. Come on. this is the place. Come on.
372 00:17:44,400 00:17:47,370 Whoa, look! Wacky mirrors! Whoa, look! Wacky mirrors!
373 00:17:52,200 00:17:54,970 Driver! Now we're going too fast! Driver! Now we're going too fast!
374 00:17:55,000 00:17:57,030 We're trying to follow that horse in front of us, We're trying to follow that horse in front of us,
375 00:17:57,070 00:17:59,652 - not inseminate it. - I remember when the park - not inseminate it. - I remember when the park
376 00:17:59,653 00:18:02,970 was a place you'd come to get away from the hustle and bustle. was a place you'd come to get away from the hustle and bustle.
377 00:18:03,000 00:18:06,030 Me too. I had an aunt who'd take me here. Me too. I had an aunt who'd take me here.
378 00:18:06,070 00:18:08,000 We'd sit on a park bench for hours, We'd sit on a park bench for hours,
379 00:18:08,030 00:18:11,200 just chatting and throwing lit matches at the pigeons. just chatting and throwing lit matches at the pigeons.
380 00:18:11,230 00:18:13,390 My friends and I would feed the pigeons Alka-Seltzer, My friends and I would feed the pigeons Alka-Seltzer,
381 00:18:13,414 00:18:14,930 watch them explode! watch them explode!
382 00:18:16,400 00:18:20,200 - Yeah! - Slow the hell down! - Yeah! - Slow the hell down!
383 00:18:20,230 00:18:22,970 Come on, buddy, what's got you so down? Come on, buddy, what's got you so down?
384 00:18:23,000 00:18:26,200 - You can talk to ol' Pam. - It's... Archer. - You can talk to ol' Pam. - It's... Archer.
385 00:18:26,230 00:18:29,870 - And what about him? - I hate him! - And what about him? - I hate him!
386 00:18:29,900 00:18:32,200 I hate his stupid face! I hate his stupid face!
387 00:18:32,230 00:18:34,070 And his stupid car! And his stupid car!
388 00:18:34,100 00:18:35,830 And his stupid coma cane! And his stupid coma cane!
389 00:18:35,870 00:18:37,253 And his stupid... And his stupid...
390 00:18:37,254 00:18:39,500 Doesn't give me the respect I deserve! Doesn't give me the respect I deserve!
391 00:18:39,530 00:18:41,800 How hard is it for you to acknowledge How hard is it for you to acknowledge
392 00:18:41,830 00:18:44,770 the good shape I've gotten in? Ah! the good shape I've gotten in? Ah!
393 00:18:44,800 00:18:47,870 How much I've improved as a field agent? Ah! How much I've improved as a field agent? Ah!
394 00:18:47,900 00:18:51,000 I learned Mandarin, for Christ's sake! I learned Mandarin, for Christ's sake!
395 00:18:51,030 00:18:53,330 I hate you, Sterling Archer! I hate you, Sterling Archer!
396 00:18:53,370 00:18:55,130 I hate you and everything you've done I hate you and everything you've done
397 00:18:55,170 00:18:58,056 to make me feel this... agh! to make me feel this... agh!
398 00:18:59,400 00:19:01,730 Cyril, I see the job you're doing. Cyril, I see the job you're doing.
399 00:19:01,770 00:19:04,200 You've been knocking it out of the park as a field agent. You've been knocking it out of the park as a field agent.
400 00:19:04,230 00:19:07,970 - Really? - Really. When I thought Archer was dead, - Really? - Really. When I thought Archer was dead,
401 00:19:08,000 00:19:11,200 I literally said, "Well, at least we still got Cyril." I literally said, "Well, at least we still got Cyril."
402 00:19:11,230 00:19:15,030 - You did? - Sure. I need the agency to stay afloat. - You did? - Sure. I need the agency to stay afloat.
403 00:19:15,070 00:19:16,470 I can't get another job. I can't get another job.
404 00:19:16,500 00:19:19,430 I have, like, a shit-ton of felonies. I have, like, a shit-ton of felonies.
405 00:19:19,470 00:19:21,398 Thanks, Pam. Thanks, Pam.
406 00:19:25,770 00:19:27,930 Then why did you set this double date up, Archer? Then why did you set this double date up, Archer?
407 00:19:27,970 00:19:30,529 Seriously, out of all the women you could've asked out... Seriously, out of all the women you could've asked out...
408 00:19:30,530 00:19:32,330 Of which there are literally billions. Of which there are literally billions.
409 00:19:32,370 00:19:34,370 - Proving her point. - Damn it. - Proving her point. - Damn it.
410 00:19:34,400 00:19:37,870 You chose one that kinda, well, is my doppelganger? You chose one that kinda, well, is my doppelganger?
411 00:19:37,900 00:19:40,600 - Yeah, why is that, Archer? - Um, if you two - Yeah, why is that, Archer? - Um, if you two
412 00:19:40,601 00:19:43,330 are through playing amateur neuropsychobiologist, are through playing amateur neuropsychobiologist,
413 00:19:43,370 00:19:45,970 our Russian is headed for the subway. our Russian is headed for the subway.
414 00:19:49,930 00:19:51,850 Archer, I'll come at them from around the back. Archer, I'll come at them from around the back.
415 00:19:51,880 00:19:53,360 You approach them from the left flank. You approach them from the left flank.
416 00:19:53,390 00:19:54,539 I almost hate to do it. I almost hate to do it.
417 00:19:54,540 00:19:56,900 Those two look really happy together. Those two look really happy together.
418 00:19:56,930 00:19:59,230 Yeah. It's nice to be in love with someone. Yeah. It's nice to be in love with someone.
419 00:19:59,270 00:20:03,300 - You should try it. - Well, if it means being as happy - You should try it. - Well, if it means being as happy
420 00:20:03,330 00:20:06,800 as that Russian hacker and his girlfriend, I actually... as that Russian hacker and his girlfriend, I actually...
421 00:20:06,830 00:20:08,091 Oh! Oh!
422 00:20:08,149 00:20:10,270 - God damn it. - Oh-ho-ho! No! - God damn it. - Oh-ho-ho! No!
423 00:20:11,830 00:20:15,170 Ew. Should we call the police? Ew. Should we call the police?
424 00:20:15,200 00:20:17,207 Meh. Meh.
425 00:20:20,070 00:20:22,510 So, Gabrielle, this is usually the part of the date So, Gabrielle, this is usually the part of the date
426 00:20:22,540 00:20:24,870 when we head back to my place for great sex. when we head back to my place for great sex.
427 00:20:24,910 00:20:28,440 Archer, look, you seem like a really nice guy... Archer, look, you seem like a really nice guy...
428 00:20:28,470 00:20:30,010 - Ha! - Shut up, Lana. - Ha! - Shut up, Lana.
429 00:20:30,040 00:20:31,440 You were saying? Nice guy. You were saying? Nice guy.
430 00:20:31,470 00:20:33,910 Fully functioning sex organ. Go on. Fully functioning sex organ. Go on.
431 00:20:33,940 00:20:36,240 But it's clear you still have feelings for Lana. But it's clear you still have feelings for Lana.
432 00:20:36,270 00:20:38,910 Wait, me? For her? Wait, me? For her?
433 00:20:38,940 00:20:42,010 Wh-why would I want Lana when I could have you? Wh-why would I want Lana when I could have you?
434 00:20:42,040 00:20:46,586 A totally different noncomparable unique person who... A totally different noncomparable unique person who...
435 00:20:46,621 00:20:49,610 shouldn't be exploited for personal vendettas, sorry. shouldn't be exploited for personal vendettas, sorry.
436 00:20:49,640 00:20:52,940 Yeah, that part. It was nice to meet ya, Lana. Yeah, that part. It was nice to meet ya, Lana.
437 00:20:52,970 00:20:55,210 Uh, maybe we could get together sometime. Uh, maybe we could get together sometime.
438 00:20:55,240 00:20:56,940 You know what? I actually would not mind You know what? I actually would not mind
439 00:20:56,970 00:20:59,493 - hanging out with you again. - Hey, wait, Gabrielle. - hanging out with you again. - Hey, wait, Gabrielle.
440 00:20:59,494 00:21:02,640 But... sex time. Gabrielle! But... sex time. Gabrielle!
441 00:21:04,240 00:21:07,439 - Aw, you liked her, didn't you? - I don't know. - Aw, you liked her, didn't you? - I don't know.
442 00:21:07,440 00:21:09,669 But you didn't realize it till just now, huh? But you didn't realize it till just now, huh?
443 00:21:09,670 00:21:11,009 Maybe. Maybe.
444 00:21:11,010 00:21:12,470 I mean, I thought she was great. I mean, I thought she was great.
445 00:21:12,510 00:21:15,910 - Whatever. - I mean, smart, charming. - Whatever. - I mean, smart, charming.
446 00:21:15,940 00:21:19,970 - And those cans, am I right? - Yeah, they looked pretty squeezy. - And those cans, am I right? - Yeah, they looked pretty squeezy.
447 00:21:20,010 00:21:22,401 Thinking maybe instead of asking her out to make me jealous, Thinking maybe instead of asking her out to make me jealous,
448 00:21:22,426 00:21:25,710 you should've just asked her out because she's awesome. you should've just asked her out because she's awesome.
449 00:21:32,010 00:21:34,340 Honey, I'm home. Honey, I'm home.
450 00:21:34,370 00:21:36,340 You know what I'd do if I were you? You know what I'd do if I were you?
451 00:21:36,370 00:21:38,370 Wait, wait, wait, wait, this is my favorite part! Wait, wait, wait, wait, this is my favorite part!
452 00:21:38,394 00:21:40,140 Mine too! Mine too!
453 00:21:40,170 00:21:43,140 Fill my boots with lead and jump in the ocean, Fill my boots with lead and jump in the ocean,
454 00:21:43,170 00:21:45,510 you pig-nosed gypsy! you pig-nosed gypsy!
455 00:21:47,110 00:21:50,523 - Oh, gosh, that's good. - Fantastic. - Oh, gosh, that's good. - Fantastic.
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