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1 | 00:00:32,570 | 00:00:35,700 | Welcome to L'Orange. I'll be your server, Kyle. | Welcome to L'Orange. I'll be your server, Kyle. |
2 | 00:00:35,730 | 00:00:38,730 | - Our specials tonight... - Damn it, Kyle, are you blind? | - Our specials tonight... - Damn it, Kyle, are you blind? |
3 | 00:00:38,770 | 00:00:40,330 | We're in the middle of a conversation. | We're in the middle of a conversation. |
4 | 00:00:40,370 | 00:00:42,730 | I'm so sorry. | I'm so sorry. |
5 | 00:00:42,770 | 00:00:44,170 | I'll come back. | I'll come back. |
6 | 00:00:47,200 | 00:00:51,399 | Actually, I kinda wish we'd heard the specials now. | Actually, I kinda wish we'd heard the specials now. |
7 | 00:00:51,400 | 00:00:54,000 | This is fun. So fun, right? | This is fun. So fun, right? |
8 | 00:01:29,735 | 00:01:32,913 | sync & correction by f1nc0 ~ Addic7ed.com ~ | sync & correction by f1nc0 ~ Addic7ed.com ~ |
9 | 00:01:34,570 | 00:01:37,270 | This was a doozy of an idea, Archer. | This was a doozy of an idea, Archer. |
10 | 00:01:37,300 | 00:01:39,100 | I just love double dates. | I just love double dates. |
11 | 00:01:39,130 | 00:01:40,700 | You're at a restaurant, Robert. | You're at a restaurant, Robert. |
12 | 00:01:40,730 | 00:01:43,230 | We can trade money for food here. | We can trade money for food here. |
13 | 00:01:43,270 | 00:01:44,429 | Sorry about that, Gabrielle. | Sorry about that, Gabrielle. |
14 | 00:01:44,430 | 00:01:46,670 | At his age, Robert gets confused easily. | At his age, Robert gets confused easily. |
15 | 00:01:46,700 | 00:01:49,000 | If it's not painfully obvious yet, | If it's not painfully obvious yet, |
16 | 00:01:49,030 | 00:01:51,630 | Archer is incredibly jealous of my husband. | Archer is incredibly jealous of my husband. |
17 | 00:01:51,670 | 00:01:53,430 | Oh, yeah, I-I desperately wish | Oh, yeah, I-I desperately wish |
18 | 00:01:53,470 | 00:01:55,700 | I had liver spots and eyebrows like haystacks. | I had liver spots and eyebrows like haystacks. |
19 | 00:01:55,730 | 00:01:57,799 | - You know what? - Look, why don't we just | - You know what? - Look, why don't we just |
20 | 00:01:57,834 | 00:01:59,170 | acknowledge the elephant in the room? | acknowledge the elephant in the room? |
21 | 00:01:59,200 | 00:02:01,370 | That you have borderline personality disorder | That you have borderline personality disorder |
22 | 00:02:01,400 | 00:02:04,700 | - and desperately need help? - I was talking, Lana, | - and desperately need help? - I was talking, Lana, |
23 | 00:02:04,730 | 00:02:07,570 | about how incredibly gorgeous Gabrielle looks tonight. | about how incredibly gorgeous Gabrielle looks tonight. |
24 | 00:02:07,600 | 00:02:10,400 | It's like somebody stuffed 103 pounds of "ka-kow" | It's like somebody stuffed 103 pounds of "ka-kow" |
25 | 00:02:10,430 | 00:02:14,370 | - into a red golf sock. - I couldn't agree more. | - into a red golf sock. - I couldn't agree more. |
26 | 00:02:14,400 | 00:02:17,570 | - You look gorgeous, Gabrielle. - Uh, honey, shut up. | - You look gorgeous, Gabrielle. - Uh, honey, shut up. |
27 | 00:02:17,605 | 00:02:20,270 | So how did you two meet? | So how did you two meet? |
28 | 00:02:20,300 | 00:02:22,300 | We met in a study my university is conducting | We met in a study my university is conducting |
29 | 00:02:22,330 | 00:02:24,670 | for individuals who have been in a coma. | for individuals who have been in a coma. |
30 | 00:02:24,700 | 00:02:26,630 | - Catch that, Lana? - That you have brain damage? | - Catch that, Lana? - That you have brain damage? |
31 | 00:02:26,670 | 00:02:29,970 | No, I mean the part where Gabrielle is a scientist? | No, I mean the part where Gabrielle is a scientist? |
32 | 00:02:30,000 | 00:02:34,130 | - Oh, are you in science as well? - That's funny. | - Oh, are you in science as well? - That's funny. |
33 | 00:02:34,170 | 00:02:36,530 | You see, Lana's parents desperately wanted her | You see, Lana's parents desperately wanted her |
34 | 00:02:36,570 | 00:02:38,400 | to be a scientist, but she hated them. | to be a scientist, but she hated them. |
35 | 00:02:38,430 | 00:02:40,130 | - And now they're dead. - They're not dead. | - And now they're dead. - They're not dead. |
36 | 00:02:40,170 | 00:02:42,130 | How would you know? You're not a scientist. | How would you know? You're not a scientist. |
37 | 00:02:42,170 | 00:02:45,530 | You know, one of my foundations is involved in neuroscience, | You know, one of my foundations is involved in neuroscience, |
38 | 00:02:45,570 | 00:02:48,430 | and we just did a study on memory-mapping neurons. | and we just did a study on memory-mapping neurons. |
39 | 00:02:48,470 | 00:02:50,530 | Oh, I just read about that! | Oh, I just read about that! |
40 | 00:02:50,570 | 00:02:52,630 | Let me ask you, did you agree with their findings | Let me ask you, did you agree with their findings |
41 | 00:02:52,670 | 00:02:55,546 | - on spatially tuned memory trace cells? - Slow down. | - on spatially tuned memory trace cells? - Slow down. |
42 | 00:02:55,581 | 00:02:57,530 | Who am I, Andrew Fielding Huxley? | Who am I, Andrew Fielding Huxley? |
43 | 00:03:00,030 | 00:03:01,970 | Gosh, oh, that's good. | Gosh, oh, that's good. |
44 | 00:03:02,000 | 00:03:04,700 | So have we decided on a first course? | So have we decided on a first course? |
45 | 00:03:04,730 | 00:03:06,270 | I actually need a little more time. | I actually need a little more time. |
46 | 00:03:06,300 | 00:03:08,000 | But, Lana, you're probably fine | But, Lana, you're probably fine |
47 | 00:03:08,030 | 00:03:09,670 | with the first thing you see, right? | with the first thing you see, right? |
48 | 00:03:09,700 | 00:03:12,130 | I'm just... | I'm just... |
49 | 00:03:12,170 | 00:03:15,729 | going to go to the ladies' room. Excuse me. | going to go to the ladies' room. Excuse me. |
50 | 00:03:15,730 | 00:03:19,000 | - Oh, I'll join you. - Great. | - Oh, I'll join you. - Great. |
51 | 00:03:19,030 | 00:03:21,430 | Don't take too long, or I might fall in love with Robert. | Don't take too long, or I might fall in love with Robert. |
52 | 00:03:21,470 | 00:03:24,100 | You know how fast it can happen! | You know how fast it can happen! |
53 | 00:03:24,130 | 00:03:26,130 | Ha, I was joking, obviously, Robert. | Ha, I was joking, obviously, Robert. |
54 | 00:03:26,170 | 00:03:28,200 | The eyebrows are a deal breaker. | The eyebrows are a deal breaker. |
55 | 00:03:28,830 | 00:03:32,630 | - Oh, this is a beautiful restaurant. - Mm-hmm. | - Oh, this is a beautiful restaurant. - Mm-hmm. |
56 | 00:03:32,670 | 00:03:35,130 | Robert's great. You're so lucky. | Robert's great. You're so lucky. |
57 | 00:03:35,170 | 00:03:37,300 | - Uh-huh. - So... | - Uh-huh. - So... |
58 | 00:03:37,330 | 00:03:41,500 | - you know Archer from work? - What? | - you know Archer from work? - What? |
59 | 00:03:41,530 | 00:03:43,270 | Wait a minute. You're joking, right? | Wait a minute. You're joking, right? |
60 | 00:03:43,300 | 00:03:45,630 | Archer didn't tell you anything about us? | Archer didn't tell you anything about us? |
61 | 00:03:45,670 | 00:03:47,100 | Oh, just that you work together, | Oh, just that you work together, |
62 | 00:03:47,130 | 00:03:48,399 | that you're married to Robert, | that you're married to Robert, |
63 | 00:03:48,400 | 00:03:50,170 | that your jaw makes this clicking sound | that your jaw makes this clicking sound |
64 | 00:03:50,200 | 00:03:53,144 | - when you chew like... - Mm. | - when you chew like... - Mm. |
65 | 00:03:53,170 | 00:03:55,670 | He didn't mention that we, uh, I don't know, | He didn't mention that we, uh, I don't know, |
66 | 00:03:55,700 | 00:03:59,270 | - have a child together? - Get out of town! | - have a child together? - Get out of town! |
67 | 00:03:59,300 | 00:04:00,700 | You're AJ's mom? | You're AJ's mom? |
68 | 00:04:02,530 | 00:04:04,430 | So how's work, Archer? | So how's work, Archer? |
69 | 00:04:04,470 | 00:04:06,110 | Hey, Robert, don't take this personally, | Hey, Robert, don't take this personally, |
70 | 00:04:06,140 | 00:04:08,100 | but there's no way I'm making small talk with you. | but there's no way I'm making small talk with you. |
71 | 00:04:08,124 | 00:04:10,130 | Just quietly stare at a candle or something. | Just quietly stare at a candle or something. |
72 | 00:04:10,170 | 00:04:14,570 | Hey... that Gabrielle. | Hey... that Gabrielle. |
73 | 00:04:14,600 | 00:04:17,230 | We sure got a type. Rawr! | We sure got a type. Rawr! |
74 | 00:04:17,270 | 00:04:20,030 | Seeing them walk off together now, I was just like, | Seeing them walk off together now, I was just like, |
75 | 00:04:20,070 | 00:04:23,300 | "I wouldn't mind being the cream in that double espresso!" | "I wouldn't mind being the cream in that double espresso!" |
76 | 00:04:23,330 | 00:04:26,300 | Hmm. | Hmm. |
77 | 00:04:26,330 | 00:04:30,170 | I've dabbled quite a bit in the exotic arts, as they say. | I've dabbled quite a bit in the exotic arts, as they say. |
78 | 00:04:30,200 | 00:04:31,970 | Oh, God, please, no. | Oh, God, please, no. |
79 | 00:04:32,000 | 00:04:33,520 | So you're telling me you're not upset | So you're telling me you're not upset |
80 | 00:04:33,550 | 00:04:35,090 | that Archer didn't mention that your first date | that Archer didn't mention that your first date |
81 | 00:04:35,120 | 00:04:37,130 | was going to include the mother of his child? | was going to include the mother of his child? |
82 | 00:04:37,170 | 00:04:38,570 | After all he's been through, | After all he's been through, |
83 | 00:04:38,600 | 00:04:42,130 | - I'm sure it just slipped his mind. - Or he's a lunatic. | - I'm sure it just slipped his mind. - Or he's a lunatic. |
84 | 00:04:42,170 | 00:04:44,300 | I mean, clearly he asked you out because... | I mean, clearly he asked you out because... |
85 | 00:04:44,330 | 00:04:46,500 | - Well... - Well, what? | - Well... - Well, what? |
86 | 00:04:46,530 | 00:04:48,700 | Oh, come on, he's trying to send a message | Oh, come on, he's trying to send a message |
87 | 00:04:48,730 | 00:04:52,000 | that he found a stand-in, you know, for, uh... for this. | that he found a stand-in, you know, for, uh... for this. |
88 | 00:04:52,030 | 00:04:55,500 | A stand-in? Oh, did you go to Yale too? | A stand-in? Oh, did you go to Yale too? |
89 | 00:04:55,530 | 00:04:57,430 | No. I mean, I'm sure I could have. | No. I mean, I'm sure I could have. |
90 | 00:04:57,470 | 00:05:01,000 | - But you have two PhDs, I bet. - Well, no, not two. | - But you have two PhDs, I bet. - Well, no, not two. |
91 | 00:05:01,030 | 00:05:02,700 | No, I have... I have... I have just the one. | No, I have... I have... I have just the one. |
92 | 00:05:02,730 | 00:05:05,000 | Oh, I see, so you don't mean "stand-in" | Oh, I see, so you don't mean "stand-in" |
93 | 00:05:05,030 | 00:05:06,700 | as much as you mean "upgrade." | as much as you mean "upgrade." |
94 | 00:05:06,730 | 00:05:09,430 | Excuse me. | Excuse me. |
95 | 00:05:09,470 | 00:05:10,699 | - There! There you go! - What are you doing? | - There! There you go! - What are you doing? |
96 | 00:05:10,700 | 00:05:11,999 | - Now you're all wet. - Ugh! | - Now you're all wet. - Ugh! |
97 | 00:05:12,000 | 00:05:14,000 | Isn't that what you wanted? | Isn't that what you wanted? |
98 | 00:05:14,030 | 00:05:17,630 | And sure enough, we made love right there in the jazz club. | And sure enough, we made love right there in the jazz club. |
99 | 00:05:17,670 | 00:05:20,130 | And to this day, I can't even hear | And to this day, I can't even hear |
100 | 00:05:20,170 | 00:05:22,670 | a muted trumpet without getting erect! | a muted trumpet without getting erect! |
101 | 00:05:24,330 | 00:05:25,699 | What a great story, Robert. | What a great story, Robert. |
102 | 00:05:25,700 | 00:05:28,270 | I just wish it could've been louder and grosser. | I just wish it could've been louder and grosser. |
103 | 00:05:28,300 | 00:05:31,100 | Kyle! Do us a favor and put our food in, would ya? | Kyle! Do us a favor and put our food in, would ya? |
104 | 00:05:31,130 | 00:05:34,530 | - Absolutely. What would you like? - You order for us, Kyle. | - Absolutely. What would you like? - You order for us, Kyle. |
105 | 00:05:34,570 | 00:05:38,700 | I'm talkin' apps, entr�es... the whole nine yards. | I'm talkin' apps, entr�es... the whole nine yards. |
106 | 00:05:38,730 | 00:05:40,530 | You're trusting Kyle to pick our food? | You're trusting Kyle to pick our food? |
107 | 00:05:40,570 | 00:05:42,270 | The entirety of his life's decisions | The entirety of his life's decisions |
108 | 00:05:42,300 | 00:05:46,530 | have led him to this job and that haircut. No offense, Kyle. | have led him to this job and that haircut. No offense, Kyle. |
109 | 00:05:46,570 | 00:05:49,700 | Hey, there they are, the two prettiest ladies in the joint. | Hey, there they are, the two prettiest ladies in the joint. |
110 | 00:05:49,730 | 00:05:52,670 | Or more specifically, a clear number one | Or more specifically, a clear number one |
111 | 00:05:52,700 | 00:05:55,370 | and a not-as-well-read, big-boned runner-up. | and a not-as-well-read, big-boned runner-up. |
112 | 00:05:55,400 | 00:05:57,530 | You know what? Let me ask you a question. | You know what? Let me ask you a question. |
113 | 00:05:57,570 | 00:05:59,530 | What the hell are you doing? | What the hell are you doing? |
114 | 00:05:59,570 | 00:06:02,370 | You're supposed to be staking out Victor Cherenenko. | You're supposed to be staking out Victor Cherenenko. |
115 | 00:06:02,400 | 00:06:04,670 | Will you two be joining the table? | Will you two be joining the table? |
116 | 00:06:04,700 | 00:06:06,088 | - No, definitely not. - We were just leaving. | - No, definitely not. - We were just leaving. |
117 | 00:06:06,123 | 00:06:08,399 | - Sure. - Gabrielle, you could scooch in next to me. | - Sure. - Gabrielle, you could scooch in next to me. |
118 | 00:06:08,400 | 00:06:11,699 | - Ooh, who's Victor Cherenenko? - Oh, Russian hacker, | - Ooh, who's Victor Cherenenko? - Oh, Russian hacker, |
119 | 00:06:11,700 | 00:06:14,000 | one of Interpol's most wanted, Gabrielle. | one of Interpol's most wanted, Gabrielle. |
120 | 00:06:14,030 | 00:06:17,670 | Huge reward out for him. And I am the one responsible... | Huge reward out for him. And I am the one responsible... |
121 | 00:06:17,800 | 00:06:20,730 | Actually, I'm in charge of the mission. | Actually, I'm in charge of the mission. |
122 | 00:06:20,770 | 00:06:23,770 | - How are you? Cyril Figgis. - Calm down, Cyril. | - How are you? Cyril Figgis. - Calm down, Cyril. |
123 | 00:06:23,800 | 00:06:26,330 | You're getting desperation all over my hot scientist. | You're getting desperation all over my hot scientist. |
124 | 00:06:26,370 | 00:06:28,800 | I probably shouldn't be showing you this. | I probably shouldn't be showing you this. |
125 | 00:06:28,830 | 00:06:31,530 | You look like someone who can be trusted. | You look like someone who can be trusted. |
126 | 00:06:31,570 | 00:06:33,690 | See, for years, no one has been able to find this guy, | See, for years, no one has been able to find this guy, |
127 | 00:06:33,714 | 00:06:36,100 | but recently he's been popping his head up in public. | but recently he's been popping his head up in public. |
128 | 00:06:36,130 | 00:06:38,270 | So as team leader, I took it upon myself | So as team leader, I took it upon myself |
129 | 00:06:38,300 | 00:06:41,370 | to synthesize data from his financial records, and ta-da. | to synthesize data from his financial records, and ta-da. |
130 | 00:06:41,400 | 00:06:44,670 | You were able to produce that wet diaper of a worthless dossier. | You were able to produce that wet diaper of a worthless dossier. |
131 | 00:06:44,700 | 00:06:45,740 | The thing says Cherenenko | The thing says Cherenenko |
132 | 00:06:45,741 | 00:06:50,100 | - is a regular at this place, and yet... - Hey, isn't that him? Cherenenko? | - is a regular at this place, and yet... - Hey, isn't that him? Cherenenko? |
133 | 00:06:50,130 | 00:06:52,630 | You see that, Archer? I was right. | You see that, Archer? I was right. |
134 | 00:06:52,670 | 00:06:55,670 | - He's here after all. - I mean, it doesn't take that much | - He's here after all. - I mean, it doesn't take that much |
135 | 00:06:55,700 | 00:06:57,200 | to look at a credit card statement | to look at a credit card statement |
136 | 00:06:57,230 | 00:06:59,630 | and see that guy comes to a restaurant a lot | and see that guy comes to a restaurant a lot |
137 | 00:06:59,670 | 00:07:01,400 | - and that... - God damn it, Archer! | - and that... - God damn it, Archer! |
138 | 00:07:01,430 | 00:07:04,450 | Wow, this is so exciting! So what do we do now? | Wow, this is so exciting! So what do we do now? |
139 | 00:07:04,451 | 00:07:07,130 | - Like, go detain him? - Oh, man. | - Like, go detain him? - Oh, man. |
140 | 00:07:07,170 | 00:07:08,610 | Guess they don't teach you everything | Guess they don't teach you everything |
141 | 00:07:08,640 | 00:07:11,770 | - in neurobiology school. - Well, no, obviously not. | - in neurobiology school. - Well, no, obviously not. |
142 | 00:07:11,800 | 00:07:14,500 | As much as I love taking advice on spycraft | As much as I love taking advice on spycraft |
143 | 00:07:14,530 | 00:07:17,270 | from civilians, you can't just go up and detain | from civilians, you can't just go up and detain |
144 | 00:07:17,300 | 00:07:19,500 | a guy with an armed bodyguard protecting him. | a guy with an armed bodyguard protecting him. |
145 | 00:07:19,530 | 00:07:20,699 | Lana's right. | Lana's right. |
146 | 00:07:20,700 | 00:07:22,470 | Even if we took the bodyguard out, | Even if we took the bodyguard out, |
147 | 00:07:22,500 | 00:07:25,230 | we'd have 50 Russian goons on our doorstep | we'd have 50 Russian goons on our doorstep |
148 | 00:07:25,270 | 00:07:26,579 | looking for blood in the morning. | looking for blood in the morning. |
149 | 00:07:26,580 | 00:07:27,963 | Uh, yeah, that's what I'm saying. | Uh, yeah, that's what I'm saying. |
150 | 00:07:27,964 | 00:07:29,630 | So the plan is, we go over... | So the plan is, we go over... |
151 | 00:07:29,670 | 00:07:32,230 | Excuse me, I'm in charge, and as such, | Excuse me, I'm in charge, and as such, |
152 | 00:07:32,270 | 00:07:35,130 | I have constructed our apprehension strategy. | I have constructed our apprehension strategy. |
153 | 00:07:35,170 | 00:07:37,400 | Okay, we wait for him to leave, and we tail him. | Okay, we wait for him to leave, and we tail him. |
154 | 00:07:37,430 | 00:07:38,669 | Then we find an opportunity | Then we find an opportunity |
155 | 00:07:38,670 | 00:07:40,500 | to separate him from his bodyguard, | to separate him from his bodyguard, |
156 | 00:07:40,530 | 00:07:42,770 | lure him somewhere quiet, and bring him down. | lure him somewhere quiet, and bring him down. |
157 | 00:07:42,800 | 00:07:45,730 | Voil�. A classic Figgis. | Voil�. A classic Figgis. |
158 | 00:07:45,770 | 00:07:48,400 | I thought a classic Figgis was when you get | I thought a classic Figgis was when you get |
159 | 00:07:48,430 | 00:07:50,510 | your genitals caught in the zipper of a sleeping bag. | your genitals caught in the zipper of a sleeping bag. |
160 | 00:07:50,530 | 00:07:52,250 | You know very well that wasn't user error. | You know very well that wasn't user error. |
161 | 00:07:52,270 | 00:07:54,270 | There was a factory recall! | There was a factory recall! |
162 | 00:07:54,300 | 00:07:55,820 | I'm going to the men's room real quick. | I'm going to the men's room real quick. |
163 | 00:07:55,844 | 00:07:58,553 | Don't do anything without me. | Don't do anything without me. |
164 | 00:07:59,130 | 00:08:03,100 | So, Gabrielle, how do you feel about jazz? | So, Gabrielle, how do you feel about jazz? |
165 | 00:08:04,300 | 00:08:07,770 | - And how are you this evening, sir? - Very well, thank you. | - And how are you this evening, sir? - Very well, thank you. |
166 | 00:08:07,800 | 00:08:10,800 | I actually just had a, uh, pretty big professional victory. | I actually just had a, uh, pretty big professional victory. |
167 | 00:08:10,830 | 00:08:12,470 | That is wonderful, sir. | That is wonderful, sir. |
168 | 00:08:12,500 | 00:08:14,260 | Thanks. You know that feeling when you take | Thanks. You know that feeling when you take |
169 | 00:08:14,284 | 00:08:16,600 | a big step forward at work and people notice? | a big step forward at work and people notice? |
170 | 00:08:16,630 | 00:08:19,370 | Yes, sir. Very magical, sir. | Yes, sir. Very magical, sir. |
171 | 00:08:19,400 | 00:08:23,429 | Oh, uh, I left my wallet in my jacket, and I'll just... | Oh, uh, I left my wallet in my jacket, and I'll just... |
172 | 00:08:23,430 | 00:08:25,300 | Good call. I'm on a diet. | Good call. I'm on a diet. |
173 | 00:08:29,100 | 00:08:31,070 | May I offer you a towel? | May I offer you a towel? |
174 | 00:08:31,100 | 00:08:32,269 | Hey, excuse me, sir... | Hey, excuse me, sir... |
175 | 00:08:45,620 | 00:08:48,650 | Ooh, he's really giving it to her. | Ooh, he's really giving it to her. |
176 | 00:08:48,790 | 00:08:51,045 | They're leaving. | They're leaving. |
177 | 00:08:51,080 | 00:08:52,990 | Perfect, when they get outside, we follow them. | Perfect, when they get outside, we follow them. |
178 | 00:08:53,020 | 00:08:55,350 | Gabrielle, I'm sorry to tell you, | Gabrielle, I'm sorry to tell you, |
179 | 00:08:55,390 | 00:08:57,490 | but you're about to dive headfirst | but you're about to dive headfirst |
180 | 00:08:57,520 | 00:09:00,420 | into a high-speed chase, so buckle up. | into a high-speed chase, so buckle up. |
181 | 00:09:00,450 | 00:09:01,850 | Shouldn't we just leave her here? | Shouldn't we just leave her here? |
182 | 00:09:01,890 | 00:09:03,850 | No, Lana, I'm sorry you're threatened | No, Lana, I'm sorry you're threatened |
183 | 00:09:03,890 | 00:09:06,720 | because Gabrielle is so smart and accomplished and... | because Gabrielle is so smart and accomplished and... |
184 | 00:09:06,750 | 00:09:09,590 | - Hot. - Thank you, horny new guy. | - Hot. - Thank you, horny new guy. |
185 | 00:09:09,620 | 00:09:10,735 | We are not ditching her. | We are not ditching her. |
186 | 00:09:10,736 | 00:09:13,690 | Here, put this on, Gabrielle. I wouldn't want you to catch cold. | Here, put this on, Gabrielle. I wouldn't want you to catch cold. |
187 | 00:09:13,720 | 00:09:15,950 | You should, uh, put this on to, um, | You should, uh, put this on to, um, |
188 | 00:09:15,990 | 00:09:20,720 | cover up your hideous... elbows. | cover up your hideous... elbows. |
189 | 00:09:20,750 | 00:09:22,590 | Ya had trouble finding something, didn't ya? | Ya had trouble finding something, didn't ya? |
190 | 00:09:22,620 | 00:09:24,890 | Shut up, Lana! | Shut up, Lana! |
191 | 00:09:28,590 | 00:09:30,420 | Hold on. | Hold on. |
192 | 00:09:32,350 | 00:09:34,290 | All right, go! Everybody into my car. | All right, go! Everybody into my car. |
193 | 00:09:34,320 | 00:09:37,320 | Good news. The bodyguard is now locked | Good news. The bodyguard is now locked |
194 | 00:09:37,350 | 00:09:39,720 | in a bathroom supply... closet. | in a bathroom supply... closet. |
195 | 00:09:39,750 | 00:09:42,990 | It's my mission. | It's my mission. |
196 | 00:09:43,020 | 00:09:45,450 | Okay, so here we have the first courses, | Okay, so here we have the first courses, |
197 | 00:09:45,490 | 00:09:48,890 | fried lobster in puff pastry over four-cheese grits. | fried lobster in puff pastry over four-cheese grits. |
198 | 00:09:52,720 | 00:09:54,280 | All right, Gabrielle, | All right, Gabrielle, |
199 | 00:09:54,304 | 00:09:55,850 | get ready for the ride of your... | get ready for the ride of your... |
200 | 00:09:59,490 | 00:10:02,620 | - Life. - Uh, what did he just say? | - Life. - Uh, what did he just say? |
201 | 00:10:02,650 | 00:10:04,290 | Life, Robert! He said life! | Life, Robert! He said life! |
202 | 00:10:04,320 | 00:10:05,840 | He was finishing a thought from before! | He was finishing a thought from before! |
203 | 00:10:05,864 | 00:10:07,950 | Archer! | Archer! |
204 | 00:10:07,990 | 00:10:10,990 | I'm sorry. He did a "what did he just say?" | I'm sorry. He did a "what did he just say?" |
205 | 00:10:11,020 | 00:10:15,528 | He's doing all the top ten old-guy hits, coast-to-coast! | He's doing all the top ten old-guy hits, coast-to-coast! |
206 | 00:10:20,850 | 00:10:22,320 | This is what happens | This is what happens |
207 | 00:10:22,350 | 00:10:24,850 | when you give bicyclists their own lane. | when you give bicyclists their own lane. |
208 | 00:10:24,890 | 00:10:28,689 | - What's next, a lane for vegetarians? - Sorry, Gabrielle. | - What's next, a lane for vegetarians? - Sorry, Gabrielle. |
209 | 00:10:28,690 | 00:10:31,790 | - It's usually a little chasier than this. - Oh, no, don't apologize. | - It's usually a little chasier than this. - Oh, no, don't apologize. |
210 | 00:10:31,820 | 00:10:33,740 | This is a great opportunity for me to get to know | This is a great opportunity for me to get to know |
211 | 00:10:33,750 | 00:10:35,420 | your friends just a little bit better. | your friends just a little bit better. |
212 | 00:10:35,450 | 00:10:37,720 | All right, I'll start. Uh, this one's for anybody. | All right, I'll start. Uh, this one's for anybody. |
213 | 00:10:37,750 | 00:10:40,450 | Who's ever met a potential love interest | Who's ever met a potential love interest |
214 | 00:10:40,490 | 00:10:44,320 | over the unconscious body of their child's father? | over the unconscious body of their child's father? |
215 | 00:10:44,350 | 00:10:46,920 | - Oh, my God. This again? - This again, what? | - Oh, my God. This again? - This again, what? |
216 | 00:10:46,950 | 00:10:48,920 | Well, you got shot by a murder suspect | Well, you got shot by a murder suspect |
217 | 00:10:48,950 | 00:10:50,450 | you were supposed to be investigating | you were supposed to be investigating |
218 | 00:10:50,490 | 00:10:53,450 | but instead were having sex with who, by the way, | but instead were having sex with who, by the way, |
219 | 00:10:53,490 | 00:10:56,344 | after shooting you, got away! | after shooting you, got away! |
220 | 00:10:57,350 | 00:11:00,520 | Hey, look what we got going on back here. | Hey, look what we got going on back here. |
221 | 00:11:00,550 | 00:11:05,850 | - I feel like the cream inside of an Ore... - Do not finish that sentence! | - I feel like the cream inside of an Ore... - Do not finish that sentence! |
222 | 00:11:07,690 | 00:11:09,420 | Hey, Kyle. | Hey, Kyle. |
223 | 00:11:09,450 | 00:11:11,650 | Would you mind parking the dessert cart over here? | Would you mind parking the dessert cart over here? |
224 | 00:11:11,690 | 00:11:13,690 | And you might want to throw the emergency brake on, | And you might want to throw the emergency brake on, |
225 | 00:11:13,714 | 00:11:16,650 | because I have a feeling things could go sideways pretty fast. | because I have a feeling things could go sideways pretty fast. |
226 | 00:11:16,690 | 00:11:19,520 | Actually, sir, some diners have been complaining | Actually, sir, some diners have been complaining |
227 | 00:11:19,550 | 00:11:21,720 | that your constant crying and chewing | that your constant crying and chewing |
228 | 00:11:21,750 | 00:11:23,250 | is bumming them out. | is bumming them out. |
229 | 00:11:23,290 | 00:11:24,690 | If you wouldn't mind... | If you wouldn't mind... |
230 | 00:11:24,714 | 00:11:27,450 | Oh, they didn't leave a credit card? | Oh, they didn't leave a credit card? |
231 | 00:11:27,490 | 00:11:30,720 | Jeezy Petes! I had a serving of bone marrow, | Jeezy Petes! I had a serving of bone marrow, |
232 | 00:11:30,721 | 00:11:32,450 | not a goddamn transplant. | not a goddamn transplant. |
233 | 00:11:32,490 | 00:11:36,450 | All right, I... Hey! My jacket's gone! | All right, I... Hey! My jacket's gone! |
234 | 00:11:36,490 | 00:11:38,990 | Listen, Kyle, my wallet was in my jacket, | Listen, Kyle, my wallet was in my jacket, |
235 | 00:11:39,020 | 00:11:40,990 | and it appears my friends must've grabbed it. | and it appears my friends must've grabbed it. |
236 | 00:11:41,020 | 00:11:42,860 | So I'm gonna have to... | So I'm gonna have to... |
237 | 00:11:42,884 | 00:11:44,320 | To have someone come down | To have someone come down |
238 | 00:11:44,350 | 00:11:47,550 | - and meet me here with a credit card. - There you go. | - and meet me here with a credit card. - There you go. |
239 | 00:11:52,120 | 00:11:55,760 | Don't spray that urine on my son's window. | Don't spray that urine on my son's window. |
240 | 00:11:55,790 | 00:11:58,760 | If you want a dollar for doing nothing, walk to Canada. | If you want a dollar for doing nothing, walk to Canada. |
241 | 00:11:58,790 | 00:12:01,120 | What are you even doing on this mission to begin with? | What are you even doing on this mission to begin with? |
242 | 00:12:01,160 | 00:12:02,760 | Cyril needed me. | Cyril needed me. |
243 | 00:12:02,790 | 00:12:04,620 | It would've looked weird for him to be sitting | It would've looked weird for him to be sitting |
244 | 00:12:04,660 | 00:12:06,460 | at that restaurant all alone. | at that restaurant all alone. |
245 | 00:12:06,490 | 00:12:09,490 | - Who were you supposed to be? - His date, obviously. | - Who were you supposed to be? - His date, obviously. |
246 | 00:12:11,120 | 00:12:13,760 | Excuse me, it's not that crazy at all | Excuse me, it's not that crazy at all |
247 | 00:12:13,790 | 00:12:15,190 | that these two would be together. | that these two would be together. |
248 | 00:12:15,225 | 00:12:18,090 | Not much further apart in age than Lana and I are. | Not much further apart in age than Lana and I are. |
249 | 00:12:18,120 | 00:12:21,590 | - Self-burn. - Plus, she's beautiful and successful. | - Self-burn. - Plus, she's beautiful and successful. |
250 | 00:12:21,620 | 00:12:23,490 | You know who you remind me of, Malory? | You know who you remind me of, Malory? |
251 | 00:12:23,520 | 00:12:24,920 | My ex-wife. | My ex-wife. |
252 | 00:12:24,955 | 00:12:27,560 | Malory reminds you of Linda? The supermodel? | Malory reminds you of Linda? The supermodel? |
253 | 00:12:27,590 | 00:12:29,020 | No! No, no, no, no, no. | No! No, no, no, no, no. |
254 | 00:12:29,060 | 00:12:31,620 | I'm talking about Zelda, my first ex-wife. | I'm talking about Zelda, my first ex-wife. |
255 | 00:12:31,660 | 00:12:34,160 | - Linda was my third ex-wife. - Your what? | - Linda was my third ex-wife. - Your what? |
256 | 00:12:34,190 | 00:12:36,020 | Oh, Bobby, Bobby, Bobby. | Oh, Bobby, Bobby, Bobby. |
257 | 00:12:36,060 | 00:12:38,890 | I think the phrase you're looking for is "gulp." | I think the phrase you're looking for is "gulp." |
258 | 00:12:43,060 | 00:12:45,490 | What's wrong with your face, Krieger? | What's wrong with your face, Krieger? |
259 | 00:12:45,520 | 00:12:48,460 | Yeah. Did you rack your nuts on your proton pack? | Yeah. Did you rack your nuts on your proton pack? |
260 | 00:12:49,920 | 00:12:53,490 | Oh, Mitsuko and I got into an argument. | Oh, Mitsuko and I got into an argument. |
261 | 00:12:53,520 | 00:12:55,990 | She said she thinks maybe her feelings are changing about us. | She said she thinks maybe her feelings are changing about us. |
262 | 00:12:56,020 | 00:12:57,660 | Let me tell you something everyone hears | Let me tell you something everyone hears |
263 | 00:12:57,684 | 00:12:59,059 | at some point in their lives: | at some point in their lives: |
264 | 00:12:59,060 | 00:13:01,160 | that anime hologram's just not that into you. | that anime hologram's just not that into you. |
265 | 00:13:01,190 | 00:13:03,490 | No! It's probably just a phase, right? | No! It's probably just a phase, right? |
266 | 00:13:03,520 | 00:13:05,690 | Yello? | Yello? |
267 | 00:13:05,720 | 00:13:07,990 | Pam! Listen! | Pam! Listen! |
268 | 00:13:08,020 | 00:13:09,760 | I need you to come to L'Orange. | I need you to come to L'Orange. |
269 | 00:13:09,790 | 00:13:11,760 | Archer stuck me with a huge tab, | Archer stuck me with a huge tab, |
270 | 00:13:11,790 | 00:13:14,420 | then left with my coat which had my wallet in it, | then left with my coat which had my wallet in it, |
271 | 00:13:14,460 | 00:13:16,780 | and there's a menacing busboy who won't stop staring at me. | and there's a menacing busboy who won't stop staring at me. |
272 | 00:13:16,790 | 00:13:18,860 | And you want me to come over there | And you want me to come over there |
273 | 00:13:18,890 | 00:13:21,460 | and blow a busboy so he'll forget about your dinner tab. | and blow a busboy so he'll forget about your dinner tab. |
274 | 00:13:21,490 | 00:13:24,090 | What? No, come with money to pay the tab. | What? No, come with money to pay the tab. |
275 | 00:13:24,120 | 00:13:27,890 | - Oh. Lame. - Okay, let me get this straight. | - Oh. Lame. - Okay, let me get this straight. |
276 | 00:13:27,920 | 00:13:31,020 | You've been married four times and it never occurred to you | You've been married four times and it never occurred to you |
277 | 00:13:31,060 | 00:13:35,090 | - to share that information with your wife?! - It's personal, dear. | - to share that information with your wife?! - It's personal, dear. |
278 | 00:13:35,120 | 00:13:37,620 | I didn't ask you how many times you'd been married. | I didn't ask you how many times you'd been married. |
279 | 00:13:37,660 | 00:13:39,960 | Zero! I'd been married zero times! | Zero! I'd been married zero times! |
280 | 00:13:39,990 | 00:13:43,890 | Well, now I see why. | Well, now I see why. |
281 | 00:13:43,920 | 00:13:46,760 | - Who were they? - Linda, of course. | - Who were they? - Linda, of course. |
282 | 00:13:46,790 | 00:13:49,490 | Then Hafsa, she was a gift from the Saudi crown. | Then Hafsa, she was a gift from the Saudi crown. |
283 | 00:13:49,520 | 00:13:52,160 | Would've been rude to say no. And then Zelda. | Would've been rude to say no. And then Zelda. |
284 | 00:13:52,190 | 00:13:55,960 | We didn't technically divorce. I lost her on safari. | We didn't technically divorce. I lost her on safari. |
285 | 00:13:55,990 | 00:13:58,160 | Oh, my God, this guy's on fire. | Oh, my God, this guy's on fire. |
286 | 00:13:58,190 | 00:14:00,890 | I'm not sure if it's a big deal, but... | I'm not sure if it's a big deal, but... |
287 | 00:14:00,920 | 00:14:03,080 | that guy you're following, he just got out of that cab. | that guy you're following, he just got out of that cab. |
288 | 00:14:03,104 | 00:14:04,890 | Damn it, he's getting away! Follow him! | Damn it, he's getting away! Follow him! |
289 | 00:14:04,920 | 00:14:07,490 | I can't, Mother! What do you want me to do, | I can't, Mother! What do you want me to do, |
290 | 00:14:07,520 | 00:14:09,960 | just leave the car here in the middle of 5th Ave? | just leave the car here in the middle of 5th Ave? |
291 | 00:14:09,990 | 00:14:12,160 | Oh, yes, big smiles. | Oh, yes, big smiles. |
292 | 00:14:12,190 | 00:14:14,990 | I, too, would be excited if I were about to overdose | I, too, would be excited if I were about to overdose |
293 | 00:14:15,020 | 00:14:17,760 | somewhere in a hollowed-out box spring. | somewhere in a hollowed-out box spring. |
294 | 00:14:17,790 | 00:14:20,140 | You know, I've always thought that busboys | You know, I've always thought that busboys |
295 | 00:14:20,141 | 00:14:22,490 | were the backbone of the restaurant industry. | were the backbone of the restaurant industry. |
296 | 00:14:22,520 | 00:14:27,590 | - I'm a woman. - And a beautiful one at that. | - I'm a woman. - And a beautiful one at that. |
297 | 00:14:27,620 | 00:14:30,720 | - There you are! - Oh, you look like shit, dude. | - There you are! - Oh, you look like shit, dude. |
298 | 00:14:30,760 | 00:14:33,588 | - Have you been crying? - Crying? | - Have you been crying? - Crying? |
299 | 00:14:33,694 | 00:14:35,558 | - No. - Yes! | - No. - Yes! |
300 | 00:14:35,593 | 00:14:37,820 | Okay, oh, Cyril. | Okay, oh, Cyril. |
301 | 00:14:37,860 | 00:14:39,690 | Come on, let's get out of here. | Come on, let's get out of here. |
302 | 00:14:39,720 | 00:14:42,189 | Oh, uh, right, the tab, uh... | Oh, uh, right, the tab, uh... |
303 | 00:14:42,190 | 00:14:45,760 | Cyril, don't worry about the tab. I got this. | Cyril, don't worry about the tab. I got this. |
304 | 00:14:45,790 | 00:14:48,590 | This waiter just touched my breasts! | This waiter just touched my breasts! |
305 | 00:14:48,620 | 00:14:51,590 | What? | What? |
306 | 00:14:51,620 | 00:14:54,519 | Again, I just can't put into words how mortified I am. | Again, I just can't put into words how mortified I am. |
307 | 00:14:54,520 | 00:14:55,859 | Well, you should be mortified. | Well, you should be mortified. |
308 | 00:14:55,860 | 00:14:58,919 | I know my breasts certainly are. Right, ladies? | I know my breasts certainly are. Right, ladies? |
309 | 00:14:58,920 | 00:15:02,120 | Hey, hot shot, call me if you ever want | Hey, hot shot, call me if you ever want |
310 | 00:15:02,121 | 00:15:03,720 | to have your world rocked. | to have your world rocked. |
311 | 00:15:03,760 | 00:15:06,960 | - You voted libertarian? - Sure, twice. | - You voted libertarian? - Sure, twice. |
312 | 00:15:06,990 | 00:15:09,760 | Hey, I know seat belts save lives, | Hey, I know seat belts save lives, |
313 | 00:15:09,790 | 00:15:12,820 | but who is the government to require me to wear one? | but who is the government to require me to wear one? |
314 | 00:15:12,860 | 00:15:14,620 | Is there anything else you haven't told me? | Is there anything else you haven't told me? |
315 | 00:15:14,644 | 00:15:15,759 | - No. - In my experience, | - No. - In my experience, |
316 | 00:15:15,760 | 00:15:18,560 | you have to ask exploratory questions, like... | you have to ask exploratory questions, like... |
317 | 00:15:18,590 | 00:15:20,490 | Robert, have you ever done anything | Robert, have you ever done anything |
318 | 00:15:20,520 | 00:15:22,590 | that you're deeply sad about? | that you're deeply sad about? |
319 | 00:15:22,620 | 00:15:26,690 | I mean... I guess if I had to pick one thing... | I mean... I guess if I had to pick one thing... |
320 | 00:15:26,720 | 00:15:30,189 | - oh, gosh, it'd be the dogs. - The dogs? | - oh, gosh, it'd be the dogs. - The dogs? |
321 | 00:15:30,190 | 00:15:33,560 | I've had 11 dogs die on me. | I've had 11 dogs die on me. |
322 | 00:15:33,590 | 00:15:35,990 | 11?! How is that possible? | 11?! How is that possible? |
323 | 00:15:36,020 | 00:15:39,620 | Well, you know, there's just a huge language barrier. | Well, you know, there's just a huge language barrier. |
324 | 00:15:39,660 | 00:15:42,160 | Oh, my God, what the hell is wrong with you?! | Oh, my God, what the hell is wrong with you?! |
325 | 00:15:42,190 | 00:15:44,030 | What beautiful architecture | What beautiful architecture |
326 | 00:15:44,054 | 00:15:46,590 | they have here in New York City, New York, | they have here in New York City, New York, |
327 | 00:15:46,620 | 00:15:50,099 | where we are visiting as tourists. | where we are visiting as tourists. |
328 | 00:15:52,660 | 00:15:54,490 | Jesus Christ, Lana, will you quit fighting | Jesus Christ, Lana, will you quit fighting |
329 | 00:15:54,520 | 00:15:56,120 | with your husband before you give us away? | with your husband before you give us away? |
330 | 00:15:56,160 | 00:15:57,890 | We wouldn't be in a fight if you hadn't | We wouldn't be in a fight if you hadn't |
331 | 00:15:57,920 | 00:15:59,880 | set up this stupid double date in the first place. | set up this stupid double date in the first place. |
332 | 00:15:59,904 | 00:16:00,919 | Boy howdy. | Boy howdy. |
333 | 00:16:00,920 | 00:16:02,460 | I sure hope someday we get these kind | I sure hope someday we get these kind |
334 | 00:16:02,490 | 00:16:05,690 | of tall buildings back at home in... Arizona. | of tall buildings back at home in... Arizona. |
335 | 00:16:05,720 | 00:16:07,620 | Shit, he's heading to the park. | Shit, he's heading to the park. |
336 | 00:16:13,520 | 00:16:14,920 | Follow that horse! And step on it! | Follow that horse! And step on it! |
337 | 00:16:17,060 | 00:16:18,890 | You there, follow that cab! | You there, follow that cab! |
338 | 00:16:18,920 | 00:16:21,990 | - On a break. - Let me try. | - On a break. - Let me try. |
339 | 00:16:22,020 | 00:16:25,760 | Well, I can see why they call it a hansom cab. | Well, I can see why they call it a hansom cab. |
340 | 00:16:25,790 | 00:16:28,020 | You sure are the best-looking son of a gun | You sure are the best-looking son of a gun |
341 | 00:16:28,060 | 00:16:31,420 | - I've seen all night. - Oh, is that a fact? | - I've seen all night. - Oh, is that a fact? |
342 | 00:16:31,460 | 00:16:33,760 | Oh, I was talking to the horse. | Oh, I was talking to the horse. |
343 | 00:16:33,790 | 00:16:37,690 | I figured he ran the business. | I figured he ran the business. |
344 | 00:16:37,720 | 00:16:40,115 | Gosh, oh, that's good. | Gosh, oh, that's good. |
345 | 00:16:46,220 | 00:16:48,150 | Hmm, they seem to be in love. | Hmm, they seem to be in love. |
346 | 00:16:48,180 | 00:16:50,320 | Wonder whose still-breathing body they met over. | Wonder whose still-breathing body they met over. |
347 | 00:16:50,350 | 00:16:52,750 | Oh, my God, you are absolutely cracked in the head. | Oh, my God, you are absolutely cracked in the head. |
348 | 00:16:52,780 | 00:16:55,280 | We weren't even together when you went into a coma, okay? | We weren't even together when you went into a coma, okay? |
349 | 00:16:55,320 | 00:16:57,320 | You were banging some old broad who then, | You were banging some old broad who then, |
350 | 00:16:57,350 | 00:16:59,720 | God bless her soul, shot you. | God bless her soul, shot you. |
351 | 00:16:59,750 | 00:17:02,180 | Better to be shot than stabbed in the back, Lana. | Better to be shot than stabbed in the back, Lana. |
352 | 00:17:02,220 | 00:17:04,620 | I'm surprised this isn't something you've mentioned | I'm surprised this isn't something you've mentioned |
353 | 00:17:04,650 | 00:17:05,965 | about your time in a coma | about your time in a coma |
354 | 00:17:05,966 | 00:17:08,850 | - if it bothers you so much. - Oh, it doesn't. | - if it bothers you so much. - Oh, it doesn't. |
355 | 00:17:08,880 | 00:17:10,650 | Why do you even care that I'm with Robert? | Why do you even care that I'm with Robert? |
356 | 00:17:10,680 | 00:17:12,080 | - I don't! - It was clear that you | - I don't! - It was clear that you |
357 | 00:17:12,115 | 00:17:14,379 | - were never going to commit to me. - You don't know that! | - were never going to commit to me. - You don't know that! |
358 | 00:17:14,530 | 00:17:17,070 | So if Lana hadn't met Robert... | So if Lana hadn't met Robert... |
359 | 00:17:17,100 | 00:17:19,030 | Over my still very much alive body | Over my still very much alive body |
360 | 00:17:19,070 | 00:17:20,399 | with a functioning sex organ, | with a functioning sex organ, |
361 | 00:17:20,400 | 00:17:22,370 | as I imagine was included in my records. | as I imagine was included in my records. |
362 | 00:17:22,400 | 00:17:25,370 | Then you would've wanted to be together? | Then you would've wanted to be together? |
363 | 00:17:25,400 | 00:17:27,899 | Excuse me! Whose ass do I have to kiss | Excuse me! Whose ass do I have to kiss |
364 | 00:17:27,900 | 00:17:29,163 | to get more hot cocoa back here? | to get more hot cocoa back here? |
365 | 00:17:30,400 | 00:17:32,070 | Coney Island? | Coney Island? |
366 | 00:17:32,100 | 00:17:34,170 | Look, I appreciate you guys bringing me here | Look, I appreciate you guys bringing me here |
367 | 00:17:34,200 | 00:17:36,170 | to cheer me up, but I'm a grown man. | to cheer me up, but I'm a grown man. |
368 | 00:17:36,200 | 00:17:37,930 | Oh, cheer you up? | Oh, cheer you up? |
369 | 00:17:37,970 | 00:17:40,370 | A waiter just touched my breasts, asshole. | A waiter just touched my breasts, asshole. |
370 | 00:17:40,400 | 00:17:42,000 | If you're in need of some cheering up, | If you're in need of some cheering up, |
371 | 00:17:42,030 | 00:17:44,370 | this is the place. Come on. | this is the place. Come on. |
372 | 00:17:44,400 | 00:17:47,370 | Whoa, look! Wacky mirrors! | Whoa, look! Wacky mirrors! |
373 | 00:17:52,200 | 00:17:54,970 | Driver! Now we're going too fast! | Driver! Now we're going too fast! |
374 | 00:17:55,000 | 00:17:57,030 | We're trying to follow that horse in front of us, | We're trying to follow that horse in front of us, |
375 | 00:17:57,070 | 00:17:59,652 | - not inseminate it. - I remember when the park | - not inseminate it. - I remember when the park |
376 | 00:17:59,653 | 00:18:02,970 | was a place you'd come to get away from the hustle and bustle. | was a place you'd come to get away from the hustle and bustle. |
377 | 00:18:03,000 | 00:18:06,030 | Me too. I had an aunt who'd take me here. | Me too. I had an aunt who'd take me here. |
378 | 00:18:06,070 | 00:18:08,000 | We'd sit on a park bench for hours, | We'd sit on a park bench for hours, |
379 | 00:18:08,030 | 00:18:11,200 | just chatting and throwing lit matches at the pigeons. | just chatting and throwing lit matches at the pigeons. |
380 | 00:18:11,230 | 00:18:13,390 | My friends and I would feed the pigeons Alka-Seltzer, | My friends and I would feed the pigeons Alka-Seltzer, |
381 | 00:18:13,414 | 00:18:14,930 | watch them explode! | watch them explode! |
382 | 00:18:16,400 | 00:18:20,200 | - Yeah! - Slow the hell down! | - Yeah! - Slow the hell down! |
383 | 00:18:20,230 | 00:18:22,970 | Come on, buddy, what's got you so down? | Come on, buddy, what's got you so down? |
384 | 00:18:23,000 | 00:18:26,200 | - You can talk to ol' Pam. - It's... Archer. | - You can talk to ol' Pam. - It's... Archer. |
385 | 00:18:26,230 | 00:18:29,870 | - And what about him? - I hate him! | - And what about him? - I hate him! |
386 | 00:18:29,900 | 00:18:32,200 | I hate his stupid face! | I hate his stupid face! |
387 | 00:18:32,230 | 00:18:34,070 | And his stupid car! | And his stupid car! |
388 | 00:18:34,100 | 00:18:35,830 | And his stupid coma cane! | And his stupid coma cane! |
389 | 00:18:35,870 | 00:18:37,253 | And his stupid... | And his stupid... |
390 | 00:18:37,254 | 00:18:39,500 | Doesn't give me the respect I deserve! | Doesn't give me the respect I deserve! |
391 | 00:18:39,530 | 00:18:41,800 | How hard is it for you to acknowledge | How hard is it for you to acknowledge |
392 | 00:18:41,830 | 00:18:44,770 | the good shape I've gotten in? Ah! | the good shape I've gotten in? Ah! |
393 | 00:18:44,800 | 00:18:47,870 | How much I've improved as a field agent? Ah! | How much I've improved as a field agent? Ah! |
394 | 00:18:47,900 | 00:18:51,000 | I learned Mandarin, for Christ's sake! | I learned Mandarin, for Christ's sake! |
395 | 00:18:51,030 | 00:18:53,330 | I hate you, Sterling Archer! | I hate you, Sterling Archer! |
396 | 00:18:53,370 | 00:18:55,130 | I hate you and everything you've done | I hate you and everything you've done |
397 | 00:18:55,170 | 00:18:58,056 | to make me feel this... agh! | to make me feel this... agh! |
398 | 00:18:59,400 | 00:19:01,730 | Cyril, I see the job you're doing. | Cyril, I see the job you're doing. |
399 | 00:19:01,770 | 00:19:04,200 | You've been knocking it out of the park as a field agent. | You've been knocking it out of the park as a field agent. |
400 | 00:19:04,230 | 00:19:07,970 | - Really? - Really. When I thought Archer was dead, | - Really? - Really. When I thought Archer was dead, |
401 | 00:19:08,000 | 00:19:11,200 | I literally said, "Well, at least we still got Cyril." | I literally said, "Well, at least we still got Cyril." |
402 | 00:19:11,230 | 00:19:15,030 | - You did? - Sure. I need the agency to stay afloat. | - You did? - Sure. I need the agency to stay afloat. |
403 | 00:19:15,070 | 00:19:16,470 | I can't get another job. | I can't get another job. |
404 | 00:19:16,500 | 00:19:19,430 | I have, like, a shit-ton of felonies. | I have, like, a shit-ton of felonies. |
405 | 00:19:19,470 | 00:19:21,398 | Thanks, Pam. | Thanks, Pam. |
406 | 00:19:25,770 | 00:19:27,930 | Then why did you set this double date up, Archer? | Then why did you set this double date up, Archer? |
407 | 00:19:27,970 | 00:19:30,529 | Seriously, out of all the women you could've asked out... | Seriously, out of all the women you could've asked out... |
408 | 00:19:30,530 | 00:19:32,330 | Of which there are literally billions. | Of which there are literally billions. |
409 | 00:19:32,370 | 00:19:34,370 | - Proving her point. - Damn it. | - Proving her point. - Damn it. |
410 | 00:19:34,400 | 00:19:37,870 | You chose one that kinda, well, is my doppelganger? | You chose one that kinda, well, is my doppelganger? |
411 | 00:19:37,900 | 00:19:40,600 | - Yeah, why is that, Archer? - Um, if you two | - Yeah, why is that, Archer? - Um, if you two |
412 | 00:19:40,601 | 00:19:43,330 | are through playing amateur neuropsychobiologist, | are through playing amateur neuropsychobiologist, |
413 | 00:19:43,370 | 00:19:45,970 | our Russian is headed for the subway. | our Russian is headed for the subway. |
414 | 00:19:49,930 | 00:19:51,850 | Archer, I'll come at them from around the back. | Archer, I'll come at them from around the back. |
415 | 00:19:51,880 | 00:19:53,360 | You approach them from the left flank. | You approach them from the left flank. |
416 | 00:19:53,390 | 00:19:54,539 | I almost hate to do it. | I almost hate to do it. |
417 | 00:19:54,540 | 00:19:56,900 | Those two look really happy together. | Those two look really happy together. |
418 | 00:19:56,930 | 00:19:59,230 | Yeah. It's nice to be in love with someone. | Yeah. It's nice to be in love with someone. |
419 | 00:19:59,270 | 00:20:03,300 | - You should try it. - Well, if it means being as happy | - You should try it. - Well, if it means being as happy |
420 | 00:20:03,330 | 00:20:06,800 | as that Russian hacker and his girlfriend, I actually... | as that Russian hacker and his girlfriend, I actually... |
421 | 00:20:06,830 | 00:20:08,091 | Oh! | Oh! |
422 | 00:20:08,149 | 00:20:10,270 | - God damn it. - Oh-ho-ho! No! | - God damn it. - Oh-ho-ho! No! |
423 | 00:20:11,830 | 00:20:15,170 | Ew. Should we call the police? | Ew. Should we call the police? |
424 | 00:20:15,200 | 00:20:17,207 | Meh. | Meh. |
425 | 00:20:20,070 | 00:20:22,510 | So, Gabrielle, this is usually the part of the date | So, Gabrielle, this is usually the part of the date |
426 | 00:20:22,540 | 00:20:24,870 | when we head back to my place for great sex. | when we head back to my place for great sex. |
427 | 00:20:24,910 | 00:20:28,440 | Archer, look, you seem like a really nice guy... | Archer, look, you seem like a really nice guy... |
428 | 00:20:28,470 | 00:20:30,010 | - Ha! - Shut up, Lana. | - Ha! - Shut up, Lana. |
429 | 00:20:30,040 | 00:20:31,440 | You were saying? Nice guy. | You were saying? Nice guy. |
430 | 00:20:31,470 | 00:20:33,910 | Fully functioning sex organ. Go on. | Fully functioning sex organ. Go on. |
431 | 00:20:33,940 | 00:20:36,240 | But it's clear you still have feelings for Lana. | But it's clear you still have feelings for Lana. |
432 | 00:20:36,270 | 00:20:38,910 | Wait, me? For her? | Wait, me? For her? |
433 | 00:20:38,940 | 00:20:42,010 | Wh-why would I want Lana when I could have you? | Wh-why would I want Lana when I could have you? |
434 | 00:20:42,040 | 00:20:46,586 | A totally different noncomparable unique person who... | A totally different noncomparable unique person who... |
435 | 00:20:46,621 | 00:20:49,610 | shouldn't be exploited for personal vendettas, sorry. | shouldn't be exploited for personal vendettas, sorry. |
436 | 00:20:49,640 | 00:20:52,940 | Yeah, that part. It was nice to meet ya, Lana. | Yeah, that part. It was nice to meet ya, Lana. |
437 | 00:20:52,970 | 00:20:55,210 | Uh, maybe we could get together sometime. | Uh, maybe we could get together sometime. |
438 | 00:20:55,240 | 00:20:56,940 | You know what? I actually would not mind | You know what? I actually would not mind |
439 | 00:20:56,970 | 00:20:59,493 | - hanging out with you again. - Hey, wait, Gabrielle. | - hanging out with you again. - Hey, wait, Gabrielle. |
440 | 00:20:59,494 | 00:21:02,640 | But... sex time. Gabrielle! | But... sex time. Gabrielle! |
441 | 00:21:04,240 | 00:21:07,439 | - Aw, you liked her, didn't you? - I don't know. | - Aw, you liked her, didn't you? - I don't know. |
442 | 00:21:07,440 | 00:21:09,669 | But you didn't realize it till just now, huh? | But you didn't realize it till just now, huh? |
443 | 00:21:09,670 | 00:21:11,009 | Maybe. | Maybe. |
444 | 00:21:11,010 | 00:21:12,470 | I mean, I thought she was great. | I mean, I thought she was great. |
445 | 00:21:12,510 | 00:21:15,910 | - Whatever. - I mean, smart, charming. | - Whatever. - I mean, smart, charming. |
446 | 00:21:15,940 | 00:21:19,970 | - And those cans, am I right? - Yeah, they looked pretty squeezy. | - And those cans, am I right? - Yeah, they looked pretty squeezy. |
447 | 00:21:20,010 | 00:21:22,401 | Thinking maybe instead of asking her out to make me jealous, | Thinking maybe instead of asking her out to make me jealous, |
448 | 00:21:22,426 | 00:21:25,710 | you should've just asked her out because she's awesome. | you should've just asked her out because she's awesome. |
449 | 00:21:32,010 | 00:21:34,340 | Honey, I'm home. | Honey, I'm home. |
450 | 00:21:34,370 | 00:21:36,340 | You know what I'd do if I were you? | You know what I'd do if I were you? |
451 | 00:21:36,370 | 00:21:38,370 | Wait, wait, wait, wait, this is my favorite part! | Wait, wait, wait, wait, this is my favorite part! |
452 | 00:21:38,394 | 00:21:40,140 | Mine too! | Mine too! |
453 | 00:21:40,170 | 00:21:43,140 | Fill my boots with lead and jump in the ocean, | Fill my boots with lead and jump in the ocean, |
454 | 00:21:43,170 | 00:21:45,510 | you pig-nosed gypsy! | you pig-nosed gypsy! |
455 | 00:21:47,110 | 00:21:50,523 | - Oh, gosh, that's good. - Fantastic. | - Oh, gosh, that's good. - Fantastic. |
456 | 00:21:53,044 | 00:21:57,193 | sync & correction by f1nc0 ~ Addic7ed.com ~ | sync & correction by f1nc0 ~ Addic7ed.com ~ |