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1 00:00:12,679 00:00:14,313 Did she find the dog? Did she find the dog?
2 00:00:14,315 00:00:16,248 Yeah, I saw her find the dog. Yeah, I saw her find the dog.
3 00:00:16,250 00:00:19,151 She must have freaked out, right. She must have freaked out, right.
4 00:00:19,153 00:00:22,654 She started running around screaming and yelling, She started running around screaming and yelling,
5 00:00:22,656 00:00:23,922 freaking out. freaking out.
6 00:00:23,924 00:00:27,393 And laid down and started giving the dog mouth to mouth. And laid down and started giving the dog mouth to mouth.
7 00:00:27,395 00:00:28,727 Disgusting. Disgusting.
8 00:00:28,729 00:00:31,630 Who would do such a thing like that? Who would do such a thing like that?
9 00:00:31,632 00:00:34,133 You must have really hated that dog. You must have really hated that dog.
10 00:00:34,135 00:00:36,402 No, the dog was great. I loved that dog. No, the dog was great. I loved that dog.
11 00:00:36,404 00:00:37,803 You loved the dog? You loved the dog?
12 00:00:37,805 00:00:40,439 Then why did you poison it? Then why did you poison it?
13 00:00:40,441 00:00:45,344 Cruelty to animals is one of the lowest things you can do. Cruelty to animals is one of the lowest things you can do.
14 00:00:45,346 00:00:46,645 You're a scumbag. You're a scumbag.
15 00:00:46,647 00:00:50,516 You asked me for the story, I'm telling you the story. You asked me for the story, I'm telling you the story.
16 00:00:50,518 00:00:52,351 Well I'm sorry I asked. Well I'm sorry I asked.
17 00:00:52,353 00:00:54,520 I hope someone poisons you, Ted. I hope someone poisons you, Ted.
18 00:00:54,522 00:00:56,588 I really do. I really do.
19 00:00:58,691 00:01:00,159 I think about the human race. I think about the human race.
20 00:01:00,161 00:01:02,795 I think about the end of the world. I think about the end of the world.
21 00:01:04,431 00:01:06,432 I wonder about it. I wonder about it.
22 00:01:06,434 00:01:08,567 Are we worth saving? Are we worth saving?
23 00:01:08,569 00:01:12,137 What kind of person poisons his ex-girlfriend's dog What kind of person poisons his ex-girlfriend's dog
24 00:01:12,139 00:01:15,140 to get revenge? to get revenge?
25 00:01:15,142 00:01:17,843 How can you forgive someone for something like that? How can you forgive someone for something like that?
26 00:01:17,845 00:01:21,213 Can you forgive them? I don't know. Can you forgive them? I don't know.
27 00:01:21,215 00:01:22,848 It's hard to have faith in the human race It's hard to have faith in the human race
28 00:01:22,850 00:01:26,351 when there are people like Ted walking the earth. when there are people like Ted walking the earth.
29 00:01:29,589 00:01:31,457 You're listening to Stevie bricks show You're listening to Stevie bricks show
30 00:01:31,459 00:01:33,592 and this is Stevie bricks and this is Stevie bricks
31 00:01:33,594 00:01:35,561 and I thank you if you're tuning in tonight. and I thank you if you're tuning in tonight.
32 00:01:35,563 00:01:37,529 It's tell-all Tuesday It's tell-all Tuesday
33 00:01:37,531 00:01:43,202 and I want to know the worst thing you've ever done. and I want to know the worst thing you've ever done.
34 00:01:43,204 00:01:45,404 Maybe you're a high school teacher Maybe you're a high school teacher
35 00:01:45,406 00:01:47,573 and you've had sex with a student. and you've had sex with a student.
36 00:01:47,575 00:01:49,608 Maybe you're an ex-Nazi Maybe you're an ex-Nazi
37 00:01:49,610 00:01:52,344 and you worked in a concentration camp. and you worked in a concentration camp.
38 00:01:52,346 00:01:58,350 Or maybe you worked at the world bank or tmz. Or maybe you worked at the world bank or tmz.
39 00:01:58,352 00:02:03,355 Whatever it is, this is a chance for you to tell your story. Whatever it is, this is a chance for you to tell your story.
40 00:02:03,357 00:02:05,891 Ron from New York, you're on the air. Ron from New York, you're on the air.
41 00:02:05,893 00:02:07,659 What's the worst thing you've ever done? What's the worst thing you've ever done?
42 00:02:07,661 00:02:09,394 I can't believe I'm talking to Stevie bricks. I can't believe I'm talking to Stevie bricks.
43 00:02:09,396 00:02:11,230 - Man, I love your show. - Thanks. - Man, I love your show. - Thanks.
44 00:02:11,232 00:02:12,364 I listen to you all the time, man. I listen to you all the time, man.
45 00:02:12,366 00:02:14,233 - All the time. - Ron, you flatter me. - All the time. - Ron, you flatter me.
46 00:02:14,235 00:02:16,802 What's the worst thing you've ever done? What's the worst thing you've ever done?
47 00:02:16,804 00:02:19,471 Well, I've never told anyone this story. Well, I've never told anyone this story.
48 00:02:19,473 00:02:22,241 Okay, well let's hear it. Okay, well let's hear it.
49 00:02:22,243 00:02:24,643 It was a long time ago. It was in college, actually. It was a long time ago. It was in college, actually.
50 00:02:24,645 00:02:26,545 Mmhmm. What happened? Mmhmm. What happened?
51 00:02:26,547 00:02:28,514 Did you take advantage of someone? Did you take advantage of someone?
52 00:02:28,516 00:02:29,648 No, like a girl? No, like a girl?
53 00:02:29,650 00:02:31,183 I would never do anything like that. I would never do anything like that.
54 00:02:31,185 00:02:35,754 Well, what did you do, Ron? Well, what did you do, Ron?
55 00:02:35,756 00:02:38,390 Hmm? Hmm?
56 00:02:38,392 00:02:41,927 I'm sorry, man. I'm just nervous. I'm sorry, man. I'm just nervous.
57 00:02:41,929 00:02:45,364 I've been carrying this story with me for a long time. I've been carrying this story with me for a long time.
58 00:02:45,366 00:02:47,633 Tonight's the night I finally share it with the world. Tonight's the night I finally share it with the world.
59 00:02:47,635 00:02:49,635 Here it goes, Here it goes,
60 00:02:49,637 00:02:51,336 the worst thing I've ever done. the worst thing I've ever done.
61 00:02:51,338 00:02:53,805 - I cut off a man's... - Ron, we got to go. We're late. - I cut off a man's... - Ron, we got to go. We're late.
62 00:02:53,807 00:02:56,808 - Who are you talking to? - It doesn't matter. - Who are you talking to? - It doesn't matter.
63 00:02:56,810 00:02:58,877 - Honey, we got to go. We're already late. - It's okay. - Honey, we got to go. We're already late. - It's okay.
64 00:02:58,879 00:03:00,779 Ron, you there? Ron, you there?
65 00:03:00,781 00:03:02,748 Yeah, we are just dealing with something. Yeah, we are just dealing with something.
66 00:03:02,750 00:03:04,850 I'm dealing with my wife actually, so it's fine. I'm dealing with my wife actually, so it's fine.
67 00:03:04,852 00:03:08,754 - Who is it? Who are you talking to? - It doesn't matter. - Who is it? Who are you talking to? - It doesn't matter.
68 00:03:08,756 00:03:10,222 I just don't want to lose the table I just don't want to lose the table
69 00:03:10,224 00:03:11,690 because we all have to sit at the same time. because we all have to sit at the same time.
70 00:03:11,692 00:03:14,359 Okay, it looks like Ron is in the middle of some sort of Okay, it looks like Ron is in the middle of some sort of
71 00:03:14,361 00:03:15,494 domestic dispute. domestic dispute.
72 00:03:15,496 00:03:17,896 We can't sit down until all of us are there. We can't sit down until all of us are there.
73 00:03:17,898 00:03:21,867 Ron, this is live radio. I don't have a second. Ron, this is live radio. I don't have a second.
74 00:03:21,869 00:03:23,468 No, no it's fine. It's all taken care of, No, no it's fine. It's all taken care of,
75 00:03:23,470 00:03:25,270 because I'm going to tell you the story right now. because I'm going to tell you the story right now.
76 00:03:25,272 00:03:26,538 I'll give you 30 seconds. I'll give you 30 seconds.
77 00:03:26,540 00:03:28,440 Uhhuh. Some other time, Ron. Uhhuh. Some other time, Ron.
78 00:03:28,442 00:03:29,741 - Hello? - 29, 28 - Hello? - 29, 28
79 00:03:29,743 00:03:33,478 - hello? - 27, 26... - hello? - 27, 26...
80 00:03:33,480 00:03:34,680 He hung up. He hung up.
81 00:03:34,682 00:03:36,315 Who were you talking to? Who were you talking to?
82 00:03:36,317 00:03:38,217 Stevie bricks. Stevie bricks.
83 00:03:38,219 00:03:40,586 Stevie bricks, the radio guy? Stevie bricks, the radio guy?
84 00:03:40,588 00:03:43,989 Ron, he's totally obnoxious. Come on, let's go. Ron, he's totally obnoxious. Come on, let's go.
85 00:03:43,991 00:03:45,524 How are you already ready to go? How are you already ready to go?
86 00:03:45,526 00:03:47,793 You take forever to get ready. You take forever to get ready.
87 00:03:48,861 00:03:50,996 Are you really wearing that shirt? Are you really wearing that shirt?
88 00:03:50,998 00:03:52,965 What's wrong with this shirt? What's wrong with this shirt?
89 00:03:52,967 00:03:55,367 You look like a Mexican Ken doll. You look like a Mexican Ken doll.
90 00:03:55,369 00:03:59,638 I'm not a 12-year-old, okay. I can listen to whatever I want. I'm not a 12-year-old, okay. I can listen to whatever I want.
91 00:03:59,640 00:04:01,406 Besides, I don't give you a hard time about watching that Besides, I don't give you a hard time about watching that
92 00:04:01,408 00:04:03,742 prison show you love so much. prison show you love so much.
93 00:04:03,744 00:04:05,711 Yeah, but why would you call in? Yeah, but why would you call in?
94 00:04:05,713 00:04:07,479 Can you slow down a little bit? Can you slow down a little bit?
95 00:04:07,481 00:04:08,847 Ron, no. We're running late. Ron, no. We're running late.
96 00:04:08,849 00:04:10,616 You're power walking it feels like You're power walking it feels like
97 00:04:10,618 00:04:12,918 - and my feet are hurting. - I'm not power walking. - and my feet are hurting. - I'm not power walking.
98 00:04:12,920 00:04:14,686 Seriously, just slow down a little bit. Seriously, just slow down a little bit.
99 00:04:14,688 00:04:16,755 You know what, you really need to get in shape. You know what, you really need to get in shape.
100 00:04:16,757 00:04:17,923 A lot of fat around the mid-section A lot of fat around the mid-section
101 00:04:17,925 00:04:18,824 is a sign of heart disease. is a sign of heart disease.
102 00:04:18,826 00:04:20,959 I'm fine, okay. I'm fine, okay.
103 00:04:20,961 00:04:22,828 You know what my mom wants to get you for Christmas? You know what my mom wants to get you for Christmas?
104 00:04:22,830 00:04:25,364 - What? - A defibrillator. - What? - A defibrillator.
105 00:04:26,399 00:04:29,368 Get Pesto, you can get anything you want. Get Pesto, you can get anything you want.
106 00:04:29,370 00:04:30,902 We can share something. We can share something.
107 00:04:30,904 00:04:32,504 Okay, all right. Okay, all right.
108 00:04:32,506 00:04:37,743 Isn't my wife the most beautiful thing you've ever seen? Isn't my wife the most beautiful thing you've ever seen?
109 00:04:37,745 00:04:39,411 - She really is. - Really. - She really is. - Really.
110 00:04:39,413 00:04:43,048 - You like to make me blush. - Gorgeous. - You like to make me blush. - Gorgeous.
111 00:04:43,050 00:04:44,916 Nicki, you look beautiful as well. Nicki, you look beautiful as well.
112 00:04:44,918 00:04:47,619 Oh, thank you. Oh, thank you.
113 00:04:47,621 00:04:49,054 Ron, doesn't Nicki look beautiful tonight? Ron, doesn't Nicki look beautiful tonight?
114 00:04:49,056 00:04:51,923 I don't need confirmation that she's looks beautiful. I don't need confirmation that she's looks beautiful.
115 00:04:51,925 00:04:53,959 I know she's beautiful. You look beautiful too. I know she's beautiful. You look beautiful too.
116 00:04:53,961 00:04:55,927 Everybody here looks really great. Everybody here looks really great.
117 00:04:55,929 00:04:58,730 Now can you guys just stop doing what you're doing Now can you guys just stop doing what you're doing
118 00:04:58,732 00:05:02,801 because I don't even want to eat dinner because... because I don't even want to eat dinner because...
119 00:05:02,803 00:05:04,803 Ron's not one to give complements much. Ron's not one to give complements much.
120 00:05:04,805 00:05:08,573 Actually he doesn't really say I love you. Actually he doesn't really say I love you.
121 00:05:08,575 00:05:10,542 - Well, sometimes. - What's the matter with you? - Well, sometimes. - What's the matter with you?
122 00:05:10,544 00:05:12,978 I just don't feel like you have to say it all the time. I just don't feel like you have to say it all the time.
123 00:05:12,980 00:05:15,714 You know, before you go to bed, before you go to work, You know, before you go to bed, before you go to work,
124 00:05:15,716 00:05:17,516 before you go to the bathroom. before you go to the bathroom.
125 00:05:17,518 00:05:19,518 There's something about it that reeks of desperation. There's something about it that reeks of desperation.
126 00:05:19,520 00:05:21,486 Constantly, "I love you, I love you", Constantly, "I love you, I love you",
127 00:05:21,488 00:05:24,804 I'm not questioning your love for each other. I'm not questioning your love for each other.
128 00:05:24,830 00:05:25,957 I love you. I love you.
129 00:05:25,959 00:05:27,492 I'm just saying there's something about it I'm just saying there's something about it
130 00:05:27,494 00:05:29,695 that's slightly pathetically sad. that's slightly pathetically sad.
131 00:05:29,697 00:05:31,463 And desperate. And desperate.
132 00:05:31,465 00:05:33,699 You should try it. You should try it, Ron. You should try it. You should try it, Ron.
133 00:05:33,701 00:05:35,634 - It feels good. - Yeah, it just feels good. - It feels good. - Yeah, it just feels good.
134 00:05:35,636 00:05:37,703 I don't have to tell her she's beautiful I don't have to tell her she's beautiful
135 00:05:37,705 00:05:39,638 to confirm that I love her. to confirm that I love her.
136 00:05:39,640 00:05:43,075 It's just a reminder that you can give love and receive love It's just a reminder that you can give love and receive love
137 00:05:43,077 00:05:45,711 and it just feels so good inside when you say it. and it just feels so good inside when you say it.
138 00:05:45,713 00:05:48,747 We give and receive love once a month, at least. We give and receive love once a month, at least.
139 00:05:48,749 00:05:50,816 It's nice to hear sometimes. It's nice to hear sometimes.
140 00:05:50,818 00:05:51,983 I'm just letting you know that. I'm just letting you know that.
141 00:05:51,985 00:05:53,485 I'm fine, it's nice to hear sometimes. I'm fine, it's nice to hear sometimes.
142 00:05:53,487 00:05:54,753 Listen to your woman. Listen to your woman.
143 00:05:54,755 00:05:56,088 How are we doing over here, guys? How are we doing over here, guys?
144 00:05:56,090 00:05:57,556 - Good, good. - Great! - Good, good. - Great!
145 00:05:57,558 00:05:58,924 - Are you ready to order? - Yeah! - Are you ready to order? - Yeah!
146 00:05:58,926 00:06:00,492 You got any questions about the menu? You got any questions about the menu?
147 00:06:00,494 00:06:01,827 - Um. - Um. - Um. - Um.
148 00:06:01,829 00:06:04,763 I know what I want, spaghetti and meatballs. I know what I want, spaghetti and meatballs.
149 00:06:04,997 00:06:07,599 I think it was based on her biography. I think it was based on her biography.
150 00:06:07,601 00:06:09,601 Yeah, she went to prison for like a year and a half Yeah, she went to prison for like a year and a half
151 00:06:09,603 00:06:10,702 for embezzlement or something. for embezzlement or something.
152 00:06:10,704 00:06:13,905 - I wonder if she regrets it. - I can't imagine she would. - I wonder if she regrets it. - I can't imagine she would.
153 00:06:13,907 00:06:16,508 She got a biography and a hit TV show out of it. She got a biography and a hit TV show out of it.
154 00:06:16,510 00:06:18,043 It's the best thing that ever happened to her. It's the best thing that ever happened to her.
155 00:06:18,045 00:06:20,412 I don't know if I'd trade 18 months of my life I don't know if I'd trade 18 months of my life
156 00:06:20,414 00:06:22,948 for a career in film and television. for a career in film and television.
157 00:06:22,950 00:06:24,816 Well, she probably saw it as an opportunity Well, she probably saw it as an opportunity
158 00:06:24,818 00:06:27,853 to capitalize off of a unique life experience. to capitalize off of a unique life experience.
159 00:06:27,855 00:06:29,488 I can't believe we're sitting around talking about I can't believe we're sitting around talking about
160 00:06:29,490 00:06:31,123 a television show about women in prison. a television show about women in prison.
161 00:06:31,125 00:06:32,991 We're all adults, we should be talking about something We're all adults, we should be talking about something
162 00:06:32,993 00:06:36,428 sophisticated, like literature, or books or something like that. sophisticated, like literature, or books or something like that.
163 00:06:36,430 00:06:39,765 This is a worthy conversation. It's culture. This is a worthy conversation. It's culture.
164 00:06:39,791 00:06:40,599 Yeah. Yeah.
165 00:06:40,601 00:06:41,967 But I'm just sick of hearing But I'm just sick of hearing
166 00:06:41,969 00:06:45,137 that we're in the golden age of television, okay. that we're in the golden age of television, okay.
167 00:06:45,139 00:06:46,838 It's still just a big distraction. It's still just a big distraction.
168 00:06:46,840 00:06:49,141 It doesn't compare to reading. It doesn't compare to reading.
169 00:06:49,143 00:06:50,909 This coming from the man who listens to This coming from the man who listens to
170 00:06:50,911 00:06:52,611 the Stevie bricks show. the Stevie bricks show.
171 00:06:52,613 00:06:54,079 - Who listens to Stevie bricks? - What? - Who listens to Stevie bricks? - What?
172 00:06:54,081 00:06:55,447 This fucking guy does. This fucking guy does.
173 00:06:55,449 00:06:56,615 No. No.
174 00:06:56,617 00:06:57,883 He's the worst. He's the worst.
175 00:06:57,885 00:06:59,618 You listen to Stevie bricks? You listen to Stevie bricks?
176 00:06:59,620 00:07:03,088 Hey, look at it this way. If it wasn't for sexist people, Hey, look at it this way. If it wasn't for sexist people,
177 00:07:03,090 00:07:04,756 feminism wouldn't have a cause. feminism wouldn't have a cause.
178 00:07:04,758 00:07:08,627 Actually, tonight he was calling into the show. Actually, tonight he was calling into the show.
179 00:07:08,629 00:07:09,728 That's why we were late. That's why we were late.
180 00:07:09,730 00:07:11,963 It's the first time I called in. It's the first time I called in.
181 00:07:11,965 00:07:13,899 You're as low-brow as they get. You're as low-brow as they get.
182 00:07:13,901 00:07:15,934 Stevie bricks is not low-brow, okay. Stevie bricks is not low-brow, okay.
183 00:07:15,936 00:07:17,502 He's an anthropologist. He's an anthropologist.
184 00:07:17,504 00:07:20,839 He has people call in to break wind on air. He has people call in to break wind on air.
185 00:07:20,841 00:07:22,207 Did you call in to do that? Did you call in to do that?
186 00:07:22,209 00:07:25,577 I would never air my air on air. I would never air my air on air.
187 00:07:25,579 00:07:28,713 - Why did you call? - He doesn't do that anymore, by the way. - Why did you call? - He doesn't do that anymore, by the way.
188 00:07:28,715 00:07:33,018 - So, why did you call in? - Yeah, why did you call in? - So, why did you call in? - Yeah, why did you call in?
189 00:07:33,020 00:07:36,188 All right, once a week he has this segment All right, once a week he has this segment
190 00:07:36,190 00:07:38,089 called tell-all Tuesday, called tell-all Tuesday,
191 00:07:38,091 00:07:41,927 where callers call in and they tell a story. where callers call in and they tell a story.
192 00:07:41,929 00:07:43,895 They tell the worst thing they've ever done. They tell the worst thing they've ever done.
193 00:07:43,897 00:07:47,766 To talk about the worst thing I've ever done. To talk about the worst thing I've ever done.
194 00:07:47,768 00:07:50,540 Yeah, what's the worst thing you've ever done? Yeah, what's the worst thing you've ever done?
195 00:07:50,566 00:07:52,604 I don't want to talk about it. I don't want to talk about it.
196 00:07:52,606 00:07:54,906 - You were going to tell all of New York. - Yeah. - You were going to tell all of New York. - Yeah.
197 00:07:54,908 00:07:56,575 The moment is gone though. The moment is gone though.
198 00:07:56,577 00:07:58,210 No, no, no, the moment's not gone. No, no, no, the moment's not gone.
199 00:07:58,212 00:07:59,611 The moment is now. The moment is now.
200 00:07:59,613 00:08:01,947 Tell us. Do you know this story? Tell us. Do you know this story?
201 00:08:01,949 00:08:04,449 I mean, he's done some really shitty things, I mean, he's done some really shitty things,
202 00:08:04,451 00:08:07,686 so I would love to know what the worst thing is. so I would love to know what the worst thing is.
203 00:08:07,688 00:08:09,521 Tell us. Tell us.
204 00:08:09,523 00:08:11,156 I cut a guy's fingers off. I cut a guy's fingers off.
205 00:08:11,158 00:08:12,624 - What? - Bullshit. - What? - Bullshit.
206 00:08:12,626 00:08:13,892 - No, it's true. I did. - Bullshit. - No, it's true. I did. - Bullshit.
207 00:08:13,894 00:08:16,928 I was at a frat party in college, I was at a frat party in college,
208 00:08:16,930 00:08:19,130 partying and drinking. partying and drinking.
209 00:08:19,132 00:08:22,968 So, I was waiting in line to go to the bathroom. So, I was waiting in line to go to the bathroom.
210 00:08:22,970 00:08:24,836 There's a girl standing there, she's cute There's a girl standing there, she's cute
211 00:08:24,838 00:08:26,838 and I start talking to her. I start flirting. and I start talking to her. I start flirting.
212 00:08:26,840 00:08:30,208 Because I've had a few drinks and got a lot of bravado. Because I've had a few drinks and got a lot of bravado.
213 00:08:30,210 00:08:32,844 I'm very charming, you know, when I'm drunk. I'm very charming, you know, when I'm drunk.
214 00:08:32,846 00:08:34,713 So we're talking, having a good time, So we're talking, having a good time,
215 00:08:34,715 00:08:35,947 we're laughing. we're laughing.
216 00:08:35,949 00:08:37,883 This is all in the span of a few minutes. This is all in the span of a few minutes.
217 00:08:37,885 00:08:41,286 Then, out of the blue, this big dude comes out of the bathroom Then, out of the blue, this big dude comes out of the bathroom
218 00:08:41,288 00:08:42,854 and he sees me talking to this girl. and he sees me talking to this girl.
219 00:08:42,856 00:08:44,289 Obviously it's his girlfriend. Obviously it's his girlfriend.
220 00:08:44,291 00:08:48,727 And he says, "what the fuck are you doing talking to my girl?" And he says, "what the fuck are you doing talking to my girl?"
221 00:08:48,729 00:08:50,862 - It's his girlfriend? - Apparently, it's his girlfriend. - It's his girlfriend? - Apparently, it's his girlfriend.
222 00:08:50,864 00:08:52,130 What were you saying to her? What were you saying to her?
223 00:08:52,132 00:08:53,865 Nothing, I don't remember. Nothing, I don't remember.
224 00:08:53,867 00:08:55,767 People get jealous, you know... College guys. People get jealous, you know... College guys.
225 00:08:55,769 00:08:57,636 I'm just flirting with her like people do at parties. I'm just flirting with her like people do at parties.
226 00:08:57,638 00:08:59,738 It was a long time ago. I was drunk and stoned. It was a long time ago. I was drunk and stoned.
227 00:08:59,740 00:09:01,907 I wasn't saying anything crude or untoward. I wasn't saying anything crude or untoward.
228 00:09:01,909 00:09:04,709 He's throttling you and then what? He's throttling you and then what?
229 00:09:04,711 00:09:08,079 He's smacking you around like a little bitch. He's smacking you around like a little bitch.
230 00:09:08,081 00:09:09,314 No, he's not slapping me around like a little bitch, No, he's not slapping me around like a little bitch,
231 00:09:09,316 00:09:10,682 but he's pushing me up against the wall but he's pushing me up against the wall
232 00:09:10,684 00:09:11,850 and he's screaming at me. and he's screaming at me.
233 00:09:11,852 00:09:13,885 - He's actually assaulting me. - Right. - He's actually assaulting me. - Right.
234 00:09:13,887 00:09:16,154 So, I don't take shit like that from anybody. So, I don't take shit like that from anybody.
235 00:09:16,156 00:09:18,156 I may be a small guy, but if people fuck with me, I may be a small guy, but if people fuck with me,
236 00:09:18,158 00:09:20,859 I'll fuck shit up if I get provoked. I'll fuck shit up if I get provoked.
237 00:09:20,861 00:09:23,194 - Okay, just tell us the story. - Anyway, Rambo. - Okay, just tell us the story. - Anyway, Rambo.
238 00:09:23,196 00:09:25,263 So I just react So I just react
239 00:09:25,265 00:09:29,167 and I just shove the guy as hard as I can and I just shove the guy as hard as I can
240 00:09:29,169 00:09:32,237 I wrestled in high school. I'm a strong motherfucker. I wrestled in high school. I'm a strong motherfucker.
241 00:09:32,239 00:09:33,805 I can get people off balance, right. I can get people off balance, right.
242 00:09:33,807 00:09:36,041 So the guy's on the floor, and he's writhing around So the guy's on the floor, and he's writhing around
243 00:09:36,043 00:09:40,045 and he stands up and he's really pissed off now, and he stands up and he's really pissed off now,
244 00:09:40,047 00:09:42,478 because I've humiliated him in front of all these people. because I've humiliated him in front of all these people.
245 00:09:42,504 00:09:43,148 Good, good. Good, good.
246 00:09:43,150 00:09:45,150 - He deserved it, right? - Yeah, he deserved it. - He deserved it, right? - Yeah, he deserved it.
247 00:09:45,152 00:09:46,885 - I hate punks like that. - I do too, - I hate punks like that. - I do too,
248 00:09:46,887 00:09:51,623 but, at the same time, he stands up and he's really pissed off now. but, at the same time, he stands up and he's really pissed off now.
249 00:09:51,625 00:09:54,125 So I'm a little scared, not because I'm a pussy, So I'm a little scared, not because I'm a pussy,
250 00:09:54,127 00:09:56,194 but this is seriously some fucked up shit. but this is seriously some fucked up shit.
251 00:09:56,196 00:09:57,996 So, he starts coming after me So, he starts coming after me
252 00:09:57,998 00:10:01,800 and he charges me with his hands out like this and he charges me with his hands out like this
253 00:10:01,802 00:10:04,336 and my fight or flight response takes hold. and my fight or flight response takes hold.
254 00:10:04,338 00:10:07,672 So I just slam the bathroom door and I run. So I just slam the bathroom door and I run.
255 00:10:07,674 00:10:09,207 I just run like hell. I just run like hell.
256 00:10:09,209 00:10:12,644 But the thing is, this bathroom door is really heavy. But the thing is, this bathroom door is really heavy.
257 00:10:12,646 00:10:14,846 It's like one of these big industrial bathroom doors, It's like one of these big industrial bathroom doors,
258 00:10:14,848 00:10:17,182 so when it slams, and I slam it shut, so when it slams, and I slam it shut,
259 00:10:17,184 00:10:19,751 it slams really hard. It's like "wham!" it slams really hard. It's like "wham!"
260 00:10:19,753 00:10:21,820 You know, really, really hard. You know, really, really hard.
261 00:10:21,822 00:10:25,190 And I start running but then I hear all this screaming And I start running but then I hear all this screaming
262 00:10:25,192 00:10:26,825 and yelling, like, "oh my god!" and yelling, like, "oh my god!"
263 00:10:26,827 00:10:29,027 It's complete pandemonium. It's complete pandemonium.
264 00:10:29,029 00:10:32,831 And I look up and this frat guy is back on me again And I look up and this frat guy is back on me again
265 00:10:32,833 00:10:34,699 and he's like, "look what you did to me! and he's like, "look what you did to me!
266 00:10:34,701 00:10:36,668 Look what you did to me, mother fucker!" Look what you did to me, mother fucker!"
267 00:10:36,670 00:10:39,104 - And there's blood everywhere. - Oh my god. - And there's blood everywhere. - Oh my god.
268 00:10:39,106 00:10:41,806 Again, I'm a little stone and inebriated. Again, I'm a little stone and inebriated.
269 00:10:41,808 00:10:43,074 But I'll never forget this. But I'll never forget this.
270 00:10:43,076 00:10:44,976 There's blood all over my sweater, There's blood all over my sweater,
271 00:10:44,978 00:10:46,344 blood all over the walls. blood all over the walls.
272 00:10:46,346 00:10:48,813 He says, "look what you did to me!" He says, "look what you did to me!"
273 00:10:48,815 00:10:50,115 And I look up And I look up
274 00:10:50,117 00:10:52,717 and two of his fingers are missing. and two of his fingers are missing.
275 00:10:52,719 00:10:56,187 They're cut off and there's blood just gushing everywhere. They're cut off and there's blood just gushing everywhere.
276 00:10:56,189 00:10:58,189 Again, this is a frenzy. It's out of control. Again, this is a frenzy. It's out of control.
277 00:10:58,191 00:10:59,858 - It's complete bedlam. - I can't believe you didn't tell me this. - It's complete bedlam. - I can't believe you didn't tell me this.
278 00:10:59,860 00:11:03,128 - The door cut his fucking fingers off. - Really? - The door cut his fucking fingers off. - Really?
279 00:11:03,130 00:11:06,297 Is it a heavy, heavy door? It could have done that? Is it a heavy, heavy door? It could have done that?
280 00:11:06,299 00:11:08,967 It wasn't like they were dangling or mangled. It wasn't like they were dangling or mangled.
281 00:11:08,969 00:11:11,302 - They were clean cut. - Off? Off? - They were clean cut. - Off? Off?
282 00:11:11,304 00:11:13,304 - Off. - And then what happened? - Off. - And then what happened?
283 00:11:13,306 00:11:15,006 So everybody's freaking out. So everybody's freaking out.
284 00:11:15,008 00:11:19,144 The guy's freaking out. And I just run, I run like hell. The guy's freaking out. And I just run, I run like hell.
285 00:11:19,146 00:11:21,413 I run out of the frat house. I run across campus. I run out of the frat house. I run across campus.
286 00:11:21,415 00:11:25,383 And I pretty much hide in the dorm room until the next day. And I pretty much hide in the dorm room until the next day.
287 00:11:25,385 00:11:27,285 Did you get into trouble? Did you get into trouble?
288 00:11:27,287 00:11:29,788 They didn't have cell phones back then They didn't have cell phones back then
289 00:11:29,790 00:11:31,022 so no one took a photo. so no one took a photo.
290 00:11:31,024 00:11:32,390 No one saw you. No one fingered you? No one saw you. No one fingered you?
291 00:11:32,392 00:11:35,293 People saw me, but they didn't know who we were. People saw me, but they didn't know who we were.
292 00:11:35,295 00:11:37,195 We used to go to these frat parties, my friend and I. We used to go to these frat parties, my friend and I.
293 00:11:37,197 00:11:38,930 We would bounce around frat court. We would bounce around frat court.
294 00:11:38,932 00:11:41,132 We would go from one frat party to next frat party, We would go from one frat party to next frat party,
295 00:11:41,134 00:11:43,268 - drinking their beer, fucking their women. - Right, sure. - drinking their beer, fucking their women. - Right, sure.
296 00:11:43,270 00:11:47,379 That's the way you do, or the way one does. That's the way you do, or the way one does.
297 00:11:47,405 00:11:48,873 You guys... You guys...
298 00:11:48,875 00:11:51,109 Anyway, that's the worst thing I ever did. Anyway, that's the worst thing I ever did.
299 00:11:51,111 00:11:54,846 Did you ever wonder whatever happened to that guy? Did you ever wonder whatever happened to that guy?
300 00:11:54,848 00:11:57,449 I wouldn't know that guy if I saw him today. I wouldn't know that guy if I saw him today.
301 00:11:57,451 00:11:59,350 You don't think that's hanging over your head. You don't think that's hanging over your head.
302 00:11:59,352 00:12:01,720 The guy's somewhere standing nearby. The guy's somewhere standing nearby.
303 00:12:01,722 00:12:04,389 It could be this guy right here and I wouldn't even know. You know? It could be this guy right here and I wouldn't even know. You know?
304 00:12:04,391 00:12:05,924 How are you guys doing? How are you guys doing?
305 00:12:05,926 00:12:08,460 - Good. - Good, a little nauseated. - Good. - Good, a little nauseated.
306 00:12:08,462 00:12:10,261 Anybody want dessert? Anybody want dessert?
307 00:12:10,263 00:12:12,430 - Yes, I'll have the tiramisu. - No! - Yes, I'll have the tiramisu. - No!
308 00:12:12,432 00:12:14,933 - Oh, this is so good. - Why didn't you guys just get your own? - Oh, this is so good. - Why didn't you guys just get your own?
309 00:12:14,935 00:12:17,068 - I just wanted a bite. - We could have gotten extra. - I just wanted a bite. - We could have gotten extra.
310 00:12:17,070 00:12:19,822 Take your time, whenever you guys are ready. Take your time, whenever you guys are ready.
311 00:12:19,848 00:12:20,739 Thank you. Thank you.
312 00:12:20,741 00:12:21,806 Thank you. Thank you.
313 00:12:21,808 00:12:23,208 - No, no we got this. - Yeah. - No, no we got this. - Yeah.
314 00:12:23,210 00:12:24,075 - This is our turn. - Are you sure? - This is our turn. - Are you sure?
315 00:12:24,077 00:12:25,343 You guys paid last time. You guys paid last time.
316 00:12:25,345 00:12:26,511 - Did we? - Yeah. - Did we? - Yeah.
317 00:12:26,513 00:12:28,413 Yeah, it's definitely our turn. Yeah, it's definitely our turn.
318 00:12:28,415 00:12:30,215 I mean, this place is more expensive than the last place, I mean, this place is more expensive than the last place,
319 00:12:30,217 00:12:31,750 but that's fine. but that's fine.
320 00:12:39,959 00:12:41,926 Goodnight, babe. Goodnight, babe.
321 00:12:46,499 00:12:48,833 Oh sweetheart, I'm really stuffed. Oh sweetheart, I'm really stuffed.
322 00:12:48,835 00:12:51,136 That food was so rich. That food was so rich.
323 00:12:55,007 00:12:58,943 You want to fool around a little bit? You want to fool around a little bit?
324 00:12:58,945 00:13:02,013 I'm really tired, honey. I'm really tired, honey.
325 00:13:02,015 00:13:04,949 I had a fucking long day. I had a fucking long day.
326 00:13:04,951 00:13:06,885 Fine. Fine.
327 00:13:09,789 00:13:11,289 - Hey. - Yeah. - Hey. - Yeah.
328 00:13:11,291 00:13:12,390 I love you. I love you.
329 00:13:12,392 00:13:14,392 I love you too. I love you too.
330 00:13:24,970 00:13:26,070 Les? Les?
331 00:13:26,072 00:13:27,405 Huh? Huh?
332 00:13:27,407 00:13:30,542 What's the worst thing you've ever done? What's the worst thing you've ever done?
333 00:13:35,848 00:13:38,516 - I need to tell you something. - Huh, what? - I need to tell you something. - Huh, what?
334 00:13:38,518 00:13:40,285 I love you. I love you.
335 00:13:40,287 00:13:43,488 - Huh? - I love you. - Huh? - I love you.
336 00:13:43,490 00:13:46,124 - Hey look at me for a second. - What? - Hey look at me for a second. - What?
337 00:13:46,126 00:13:48,493 - I love you. - I know. - I love you. - I know.
338 00:13:48,495 00:13:51,296 No, I mean, I really, really love you. No, I mean, I really, really love you.
339 00:13:51,298 00:13:54,933 You're the most beautiful women I've ever seen in my life. You're the most beautiful women I've ever seen in my life.
340 00:13:54,935 00:13:58,269 If I believed in god, I would thank him or her, If I believed in god, I would thank him or her,
341 00:13:58,271 00:14:02,907 everyday, that he made you just stupid enough to marry me. everyday, that he made you just stupid enough to marry me.
342 00:14:02,909 00:14:04,175 Thanks. Thanks.
343 00:14:04,177 00:14:06,411 Thank you for making her so stupid. Thank you for making her so stupid.
344 00:14:06,413 00:14:08,046 I don't know what I would do without you. I don't know what I would do without you.
345 00:14:08,048 00:14:09,414 You're very sweet. You're very sweet.
346 00:14:09,416 00:14:12,050 We should make a baby. We should make a baby.
347 00:14:12,052 00:14:13,585 No. No.
348 00:14:14,286 00:14:15,987 What the fuck. What the fuck.
349 00:14:15,989 00:14:17,622 That's the most disgusting thing I've ever heard That's the most disgusting thing I've ever heard
350 00:14:17,624 00:14:18,923 in my entire life. in my entire life.
351 00:14:18,925 00:14:21,159 You asked me and I told you. You asked me and I told you.
352 00:14:21,161 00:14:23,428 Why the fuck did you ask me if you didn't want to hear it. Why the fuck did you ask me if you didn't want to hear it.
353 00:14:23,430 00:14:25,430 You peed on a puppy? You peed on a puppy?
354 00:14:25,432 00:14:26,931 An innocent puppy? An innocent puppy?
355 00:14:26,933 00:14:28,199 It was in fucking high school. It was in fucking high school.
356 00:14:28,201 00:14:29,467 It was ages ago. It was ages ago.
357 00:14:29,469 00:14:32,337 You're with your punk ass high school friends You're with your punk ass high school friends
358 00:14:32,339 00:14:35,073 and you're walking in the woods and you see a stray puppy, and you're walking in the woods and you see a stray puppy,
359 00:14:35,075 00:14:39,010 so you pull out your cocks and you piss all over it? so you pull out your cocks and you piss all over it?
360 00:14:39,012 00:14:41,012 - That's what you did? - I'm not proud of it. - That's what you did? - I'm not proud of it.
361 00:14:41,014 00:14:42,013 I'm going to be sick. I'm going to be sick.
362 00:14:42,015 00:14:43,414 Why are you getting so upset? Why are you getting so upset?
363 00:14:43,416 00:14:45,350 You're acting like we ripped it open and ate it. You're acting like we ripped it open and ate it.
364 00:14:45,352 00:14:47,085 I just wish you never would have told me. I just wish you never would have told me.
365 00:14:47,087 00:14:48,553 I can't handle things like this. I can't handle things like this.
366 00:14:48,555 00:14:50,288 You know I obsess over things. You know I obsess over things.
367 00:14:50,290 00:14:52,957 Fine, can we start over now? Fine, can we start over now?
368 00:14:52,959 00:14:54,392 The worst thing I ever did? The worst thing I ever did?
369 00:14:54,394 00:14:56,494 I stole a pair of running shoes, okay. I stole a pair of running shoes, okay.
370 00:14:56,496 00:15:00,298 What was it doing when you were pissing all over it? What was it doing when you were pissing all over it?
371 00:15:02,602 00:15:05,904 It would run one way, I would spray it with pee. It would run one way, I would spray it with pee.
372 00:15:05,906 00:15:11,142 I'm going to be sick. I'm going to be so sick. I'm going to be sick. I'm going to be so sick.
373 00:15:11,144 00:15:13,111 You know, when we first met and we were experimenting, You know, when we first met and we were experimenting,
374 00:15:13,113 00:15:14,946 we use to give each other golden showers, we use to give each other golden showers,
375 00:15:14,948 00:15:15,680 remember that? remember that?
376 00:15:15,682 00:15:17,415 That was consensual. That was consensual.
377 00:15:17,417 00:15:19,050 Okay, the next time I pee on a puppy, Okay, the next time I pee on a puppy,
378 00:15:19,052 00:15:20,652 I'll get his consent, all right. I'll get his consent, all right.
379 00:15:20,654 00:15:22,020 When I was in college, When I was in college,
380 00:15:22,022 00:15:23,554 I used to be an animal rights activist. I used to be an animal rights activist.
381 00:15:23,556 00:15:27,358 I use to throw buckets of paint on people who wore fur coats. I use to throw buckets of paint on people who wore fur coats.
382 00:15:27,360 00:15:29,460 That's a fantastic way to solve a problem, That's a fantastic way to solve a problem,
383 00:15:29,462 00:15:31,129 just throw a bucket of paint on it. just throw a bucket of paint on it.
384 00:15:31,131 00:15:32,530 Who thought of that? It's genius. Who thought of that? It's genius.
385 00:15:32,532 00:15:34,265 Its better than a bucket of piss. Its better than a bucket of piss.
386 00:15:34,267 00:15:37,268 Fine, shut the light. Fine, shut the light.
387 00:15:37,270 00:15:40,238 You need to make amends. You need to make amends.
388 00:15:40,240 00:15:42,941 I'll make a donation to the humane society. I'll make a donation to the humane society.
389 00:15:42,943 00:15:44,609 That could work. That could work.
390 00:15:46,278 00:15:49,681 - Like, five thousand dollars. - Fine. - Like, five thousand dollars. - Fine.
391 00:15:49,683 00:15:51,449 That's five thousand less than we'll have to spend That's five thousand less than we'll have to spend
392 00:15:51,451 00:15:53,685 on shit we like. on shit we like.
393 00:15:53,687 00:15:55,954 - Like, five hundred dollars. - Done. - Like, five hundred dollars. - Done.
394 00:15:55,956 00:15:58,056 Shut the light. Shut the light.
395 00:16:04,563 00:16:07,265 What's the worst thing you've ever done? What's the worst thing you've ever done?
396 00:16:11,304 00:16:14,605 Does anybody recognize what I'm drawing? Does anybody recognize what I'm drawing?
397 00:16:14,607 00:16:16,274 Twin towers? Twin towers?
398 00:16:16,276 00:16:17,676 Twin towers. That's exactly right. Twin towers. That's exactly right.
399 00:16:17,677 00:16:20,979 And we all know what happened to the twin towers. And we all know what happened to the twin towers.
400 00:16:20,981 00:16:23,181 September 11th 2001, September 11th 2001,
401 00:16:23,183 00:16:28,553 they were reduced to a big heap of smoldering rubble, okay. they were reduced to a big heap of smoldering rubble, okay.
402 00:16:28,555 00:16:32,323 We went to war with Afghanistan and we went to war with Iraq We went to war with Afghanistan and we went to war with Iraq
403 00:16:32,325 00:16:37,428 and now Iraq is completely discombobulated and in pieces. and now Iraq is completely discombobulated and in pieces.
404 00:16:37,430 00:16:42,033 So, what I want to know is, instead of going to war, So, what I want to know is, instead of going to war,
405 00:16:42,035 00:16:45,436 what are some alternatives to going to war? what are some alternatives to going to war?
406 00:16:45,438 00:16:48,473 What are some things we could have done besides going to war? What are some things we could have done besides going to war?
407 00:16:48,475 00:16:51,242 So, Cameron, let's say that I walk up to you. So, Cameron, let's say that I walk up to you.
408 00:16:51,244 00:16:52,510 You're in the hallway and I just punch you. You're in the hallway and I just punch you.
409 00:16:52,512 00:16:55,413 I just punch you. I punch you in the shoulder. I just punch you. I punch you in the shoulder.
410 00:16:55,415 00:16:57,415 Okay, what are you going to do? Okay, what are you going to do?
411 00:16:57,417 00:16:59,584 I'm probably going to punch you back! I'm probably going to punch you back!
412 00:16:59,586 00:17:02,086 Well, yeah. That's right, you know. Well, yeah. That's right, you know.
413 00:17:02,088 00:17:06,224 And I would understand that, And I would understand that,
414 00:17:06,226 00:17:09,293 and that's exactly the way we acted after 9/11. and that's exactly the way we acted after 9/11.
415 00:17:09,295 00:17:12,530 We were all very angry, we wanted revenge. We were all very angry, we wanted revenge.
416 00:17:12,532 00:17:17,035 We were also very scared, so we reacted with force, okay. We were also very scared, so we reacted with force, okay.
417 00:17:17,037 00:17:19,303 But there wasn't a lot of compassion. But there wasn't a lot of compassion.
418 00:17:19,305 00:17:24,142 There was compassion for the people we lost on 9/11. There was compassion for the people we lost on 9/11.
419 00:17:24,144 00:17:26,778 There was compassion for the families, There was compassion for the families,
420 00:17:26,780 00:17:28,146 but there wasn't so much compassion but there wasn't so much compassion
421 00:17:28,148 00:17:29,380 for the people we bombed. for the people we bombed.
422 00:17:29,382 00:17:32,050 Rain, can you put your cell phone away, please? Rain, can you put your cell phone away, please?
423 00:17:32,052 00:17:33,584 So what are some alternatives? So what are some alternatives?
424 00:17:33,586 00:17:37,655 What are some things we could do besides What are some things we could do besides
425 00:17:37,657 00:17:39,690 punch back, basically. punch back, basically.
426 00:17:39,692 00:17:41,426 You could talk. You could talk.
427 00:17:41,428 00:17:43,461 That's good, Kimberly. We could talk. That's good, Kimberly. We could talk.
428 00:17:43,463 00:17:49,667 Someone punches you, you could ask a question, Someone punches you, you could ask a question,
429 00:17:49,669 00:17:50,802 for example. for example.
430 00:17:50,804 00:17:53,337 Ask me why I punched you, Cameron. Ask me why I punched you, Cameron.
431 00:17:53,339 00:17:55,773 I just punched you in the face. Ask me a question. I just punched you in the face. Ask me a question.
432 00:17:55,775 00:17:57,809 Rain. Come on, man. Rain. Come on, man.
433 00:17:57,811 00:18:00,445 Put the cell phone away, seriously. Put the cell phone away, seriously.
434 00:18:00,447 00:18:02,647 You're cramping my whole style here, okay. You're cramping my whole style here, okay.
435 00:18:02,649 00:18:05,149 Give it to me. Give it to me. Give it to me. Give it to me.
436 00:18:05,151 00:18:07,085 - Give it to me. - No. - Give it to me. - No.
437 00:18:07,087 00:18:08,553 What are you doing? Why are you doing this? What are you doing? Why are you doing this?
438 00:18:08,555 00:18:09,854 This is so stupid. This is so stupid.
439 00:18:09,856 00:18:11,422 Why is this stupid? Why is this stupid?
440 00:18:11,424 00:18:13,424 Do you realize what you're saying? Do you realize what you're saying?
441 00:18:13,426 00:18:15,126 You're saying that the terrorists were justified You're saying that the terrorists were justified
442 00:18:15,128 00:18:16,394 in what they did. in what they did.
443 00:18:16,396 00:18:18,196 - No, I'm not saying that. - Yeah, you are. - No, I'm not saying that. - Yeah, you are.
444 00:18:18,198 00:18:20,331 I'm trying to get you all to learn empathy, I'm trying to get you all to learn empathy,
445 00:18:20,333 00:18:22,300 which is something this me generation of me, which is something this me generation of me,
446 00:18:22,302 00:18:24,836 - me, me, doesn't have. - Empathy? - me, me, doesn't have. - Empathy?
447 00:18:24,838 00:18:26,304 Why should I be listening to you? Why should I be listening to you?
448 00:18:26,306 00:18:29,173 It's adults that start the wars? It's adults that start the wars?
449 00:18:30,309 00:18:32,710 I had to push a lot strings to get this through the curriculum. I had to push a lot strings to get this through the curriculum.
450 00:18:32,712 00:18:34,479 But, I'm glad you guys are appreciating it. But, I'm glad you guys are appreciating it.
451 00:18:34,481 00:18:36,614 You guys have a good day, take care. You guys have a good day, take care.
452 00:18:43,188 00:18:44,555 Jesus Christ. Jesus Christ.
453 00:18:44,557 00:18:45,590 Les? What are you doing, man? Les? What are you doing, man?
454 00:18:45,592 00:18:47,525 I should fuck you up right now. I should fuck you up right now.
455 00:18:47,527 00:18:52,697 Kate told me about your little finger bang party last year. Kate told me about your little finger bang party last year.
456 00:18:52,699 00:18:54,298 I didn't think you were the kind of guy I didn't think you were the kind of guy
457 00:18:54,300 00:18:56,667 to fuck around with another man's wife. to fuck around with another man's wife.
458 00:18:58,604 00:19:00,304 Is everything okay? Is everything okay?
459 00:19:00,306 00:19:02,373 Yeah Zane, it's cool. Yeah Zane, it's cool.
460 00:19:02,375 00:19:05,443 Yeah. It's fine. He's fine, thanks. It's cool. Yeah. It's fine. He's fine, thanks. It's cool.
461 00:19:05,445 00:19:06,577 You can go back to your friends. You can go back to your friends.
462 00:19:06,579 00:19:10,181 This is where I work, man. Don't do this shit, okay. This is where I work, man. Don't do this shit, okay.
463 00:19:10,183 00:19:13,784 We were fucking wasted. It didn't mean anything. We were fucking wasted. It didn't mean anything.
464 00:19:13,786 00:19:15,820 Oh, is that an excuse? Does that make it okay? Oh, is that an excuse? Does that make it okay?
465 00:19:15,822 00:19:17,788 You were wasted? You were wasted?
466 00:19:19,459 00:19:23,561 - What's wrong with you? - I'm contemplating kicking your ass, - What's wrong with you? - I'm contemplating kicking your ass,
467 00:19:23,563 00:19:26,564 but I don't want to get in trouble. but I don't want to get in trouble.
468 00:19:26,566 00:19:27,865 You hit somebody in the temple hard enough You hit somebody in the temple hard enough
469 00:19:27,867 00:19:29,333 you can kill them instantly. you can kill them instantly.
470 00:19:29,335 00:19:31,335 I don't need a manslaughter conviction. I don't need a manslaughter conviction.
471 00:19:31,337 00:19:35,173 Nobody needs a manslaughter conviction. Nobody needs a manslaughter conviction.
472 00:19:35,175 00:19:36,707 Why did she tell you? Why did she tell you?
473 00:19:36,709 00:19:38,176 I have no idea why she told me. I have no idea why she told me.
474 00:19:38,178 00:19:39,477 I would rather I didn't know. I would rather I didn't know.
475 00:19:39,479 00:19:41,345 It was innocent. It was innocent.
476 00:19:41,347 00:19:43,881 You know where I come from stinky pinky isn't innocent. You know where I come from stinky pinky isn't innocent.
477 00:19:43,883 00:19:45,283 It's second base. It's second base.
478 00:19:45,285 00:19:47,618 Stinky pinky? Stinky pinky?
479 00:19:47,620 00:19:49,253 Did you fuck her? Did you fuck her?
480 00:19:49,255 00:19:51,622 No, man. We made out in a bathroom. No, man. We made out in a bathroom.
481 00:19:51,624 00:19:52,823 It was like two years ago. It was like two years ago.
482 00:19:52,825 00:19:54,325 I barely remember it, man. I barely remember it, man.
483 00:19:54,327 00:19:56,861 I was plastered. I was plastered.
484 00:19:59,331 00:20:00,865 You're not going to tell Nicki, are you? You're not going to tell Nicki, are you?
485 00:20:00,867 00:20:02,833 No, but you should. No, but you should.
486 00:20:02,835 00:20:04,202 I'm not going to. I'm not going to.
487 00:20:04,204 00:20:05,536 Yeah, I'm not surprised. Yeah, I'm not surprised.
488 00:20:05,538 00:20:07,371 You always seemed like a coward to me. You always seemed like a coward to me.
489 00:20:07,373 00:20:09,240 I'm not a coward, man. I use to live in Bedstuy. I'm not a coward, man. I use to live in Bedstuy.
490 00:20:09,242 00:20:10,808 You don't see Kate anymore, you understand. You don't see Kate anymore, you understand.
491 00:20:10,810 00:20:13,778 You don't talk to her, you don't even dream about her. You don't talk to her, you don't even dream about her.
492 00:20:13,780 00:20:15,580 I can't control what I dream about. I can't control what I dream about.
493 00:20:15,582 00:20:17,782 I had a dream last night I was 69-ing Donald rumsfeld. I had a dream last night I was 69-ing Donald rumsfeld.
494 00:20:17,784 00:20:20,251 Listen to me. I know gangsters, right. Listen to me. I know gangsters, right.
495 00:20:20,253 00:20:21,352 Real ones. Real ones.
496 00:20:21,354 00:20:22,920 Sicilians and shit. Sicilians and shit.
497 00:20:22,922 00:20:24,922 You may have cut a guy's fingers off by accident You may have cut a guy's fingers off by accident
498 00:20:24,924 00:20:27,858 but I know people who do that for a living, okay? but I know people who do that for a living, okay?
499 00:20:27,860 00:20:30,995 You just watch your back, motherfucker. You just watch your back, motherfucker.
500 00:20:31,897 00:20:33,731 I wash my back every night. I wash my back every night.
501 00:20:33,733 00:20:35,233 Watch! Watch!
502 00:20:35,235 00:20:37,868 Watch, motherfucker! Watch, motherfucker!
503 00:20:40,939 00:20:43,407 Fuck. Fuck.
504 00:20:45,777 00:20:49,280 Now, my first marriage was a disaster. Now, my first marriage was a disaster.
505 00:20:49,282 00:20:53,884 My second marriage was not much better. My second marriage was not much better.
506 00:20:53,886 00:20:57,989 My third was okay... My third was okay...
507 00:20:58,590 00:20:59,957 but far from perfect. but far from perfect.
508 00:20:59,959 00:21:05,696 I'm not a Saint, I'll admit it, but we all have needs. I'm not a Saint, I'll admit it, but we all have needs.
509 00:21:05,698 00:21:08,532 - Hey. - Hey. - Hey. - Hey.
510 00:21:08,534 00:21:09,867 Food and shelter... Food and shelter...
511 00:21:09,869 00:21:11,636 - You're listening to Stevie bricks. - Yeah. - You're listening to Stevie bricks. - Yeah.
512 00:21:11,638 00:21:16,741 I'm just trying to figure out what you see in this guy. I'm just trying to figure out what you see in this guy.
513 00:21:16,743 00:21:18,342 What are they talking about? What are they talking about?
514 00:21:18,344 00:21:21,012 Adultery. Adultery.
515 00:21:21,014 00:21:22,513 Did you talk to les? Did you talk to les?
516 00:21:22,515 00:21:23,581 Huh? No. Huh? No.
517 00:21:23,583 00:21:25,549 Turn this off. This guy's an idiot. Turn this off. This guy's an idiot.
518 00:21:25,551 00:21:26,651 Oh, now he's an idiot? Oh, now he's an idiot?
519 00:21:26,653 00:21:27,752 I thought you worshipped the guy. I thought you worshipped the guy.
520 00:21:27,754 00:21:29,854 - You hungry? - I guess. - You hungry? - I guess.
521 00:21:29,856 00:21:31,322 Let's get some Chinese food. Let's get some Chinese food.
522 00:21:31,324 00:21:32,757 Okay. Okay.
523 00:21:40,399 00:21:42,333 Les. Les.
524 00:21:42,335 00:21:43,934 Yes. Yes.
525 00:21:43,936 00:21:46,871 Are you going to talk to me? Are you going to talk to me?
526 00:21:46,873 00:21:48,739 I'm eating. I'm eating.
527 00:21:48,741 00:21:50,908 So? So?
528 00:21:51,443 00:21:54,478 I don't like talking with my mouth full. I don't like talking with my mouth full.
529 00:21:54,480 00:21:57,448 Well, talk to me when your mouth is empty. Well, talk to me when your mouth is empty.
530 00:22:03,488 00:22:06,090 I don't feel like talking tonight. I don't feel like talking tonight.
531 00:22:07,426 00:22:09,460 Les, I'm sorry. Les, I'm sorry.
532 00:22:09,462 00:22:11,729 What are you sorry about? What are you sorry about?
533 00:22:11,731 00:22:14,098 It was just a finger, right? It was just a finger, right?
534 00:22:14,100 00:22:16,834 Just one finger. Just one finger.
535 00:22:17,803 00:22:19,970 What's the big deal? What's the big deal?
536 00:22:21,506 00:22:23,007 - Felix, how are you? - Hey, hood to see you. - Felix, how are you? - Hey, hood to see you.
537 00:22:23,009 00:22:25,376 Good to see you too. How are things? Good to see you too. How are things?
538 00:22:25,378 00:22:27,011 - Good, everything's fine. - How's your family? - Good, everything's fine. - How's your family?
539 00:22:27,013 00:22:28,779 - Family's good, too. - Good? - Family's good, too. - Good?
540 00:22:28,781 00:22:30,548 - There you go, keep the change. - Thank you. - There you go, keep the change. - Thank you.
541 00:22:30,550 00:22:31,716 - Keep the change. - Oh, thank you. - Keep the change. - Oh, thank you.
542 00:22:31,718 00:22:34,752 - Business is better than ever. - Better than ever? - Business is better than ever. - Better than ever?
543 00:22:34,754 00:22:36,587 In this economy, the way this economy is, In this economy, the way this economy is,
544 00:22:36,589 00:22:40,358 - nothing's... You know, that's great. - Yeah, nothing is affecting us. - nothing's... You know, that's great. - Yeah, nothing is affecting us.
545 00:22:40,360 00:22:41,792 That's what happens when you sell a good product That's what happens when you sell a good product
546 00:22:41,794 00:22:43,894 - at a good price. - Oh, thank you. - at a good price. - Oh, thank you.
547 00:22:43,896 00:22:45,096 That's probably the reason why That's probably the reason why
548 00:22:45,098 00:22:46,997 - no one goes to the movies anymore. - Right, right! - no one goes to the movies anymore. - Right, right!
549 00:22:46,999 00:22:48,666 - Well, thanks very much. - Thank you so much. - Well, thanks very much. - Thank you so much.
550 00:22:48,668 00:22:50,501 - You're a good customer. - Thanks very much. - You're a good customer. - Thanks very much.
551 00:22:50,503 00:22:52,002 Take care. Take care.
552 00:22:53,773 00:22:56,807 You really want to watch "life in orange?" You really want to watch "life in orange?"
553 00:22:56,809 00:22:59,543 Yeah, I want to find out what the masses are watching. Yeah, I want to find out what the masses are watching.
554 00:22:59,545 00:23:02,913 Wow, join the herd. You make it sound so dumb. Wow, join the herd. You make it sound so dumb.
555 00:23:02,915 00:23:04,949 Well, this is the new normalcy... Well, this is the new normalcy...
556 00:23:04,951 00:23:07,418 The new normality I should say. The new normality I should say.
557 00:23:07,420 00:23:09,787 Each episode is tuning us out just a little bit more. Each episode is tuning us out just a little bit more.
558 00:23:09,789 00:23:12,056 It's what aldous huxley talked about in brave new world. It's what aldous huxley talked about in brave new world.
559 00:23:12,058 00:23:14,959 It's also what Neil postman wrote about. It's also what Neil postman wrote about.
560 00:23:14,961 00:23:16,727 I don't know who that is. I don't know who that is.
561 00:23:16,729 00:23:18,095 It doesn't matter if we're getting dumber, It doesn't matter if we're getting dumber,
562 00:23:18,097 00:23:20,030 because the singularity will fix everything. because the singularity will fix everything.
563 00:23:20,032 00:23:22,460 Ron, I don't care. I just want to watch the show. Ron, I don't care. I just want to watch the show.
564 00:23:22,486 00:23:23,092 Okay. Okay.
565 00:23:25,103 00:23:27,905 Is there full frontal in this? Is there full frontal in this?
566 00:23:34,679 00:23:37,481 Les, you're going to be late. Les, you're going to be late.
567 00:23:40,185 00:23:43,487 Can I make you breakfast? Can I make you breakfast?
568 00:23:57,703 00:24:00,805 Okay, so operation ajax! Okay, so operation ajax!
569 00:24:00,807 00:24:02,873 Isn't that a soap? Isn't that a soap?
570 00:24:02,875 00:24:05,042 Yeah well, it is a soap, yes. Yeah well, it is a soap, yes.
571 00:24:05,044 00:24:06,744 But in terms of what happened here, But in terms of what happened here,
572 00:24:06,746 00:24:08,512 I wouldn't say there was anything clean I wouldn't say there was anything clean
573 00:24:08,514 00:24:10,614 about what America did, okay. about what America did, okay.
574 00:24:10,616 00:24:12,716 But if you consider what we did, But if you consider what we did,
575 00:24:12,718 00:24:14,618 which was pretty lousy, which was pretty lousy,
576 00:24:14,620 00:24:17,154 let's imagine a hypothetical where it didn't happen. let's imagine a hypothetical where it didn't happen.
577 00:24:17,156 00:24:19,857 And we didn't go in and get rid of the prime minister of Iran And we didn't go in and get rid of the prime minister of Iran
578 00:24:19,859 00:24:21,058 in the 1950s. in the 1950s.
579 00:24:21,060 00:24:22,560 How might that have that affected How might that have that affected
580 00:24:22,562 00:24:24,028 middle eastern relations today? middle eastern relations today?
581 00:24:24,030 00:24:26,030 How might the middle east view us today, How might the middle east view us today,
582 00:24:26,032 00:24:29,667 well, it was in our best interest to do it though, well, it was in our best interest to do it though,
583 00:24:29,669 00:24:30,768 wasn't it? wasn't it?
584 00:24:30,770 00:24:35,039 Economically, it was in our best interest to take their oil. Economically, it was in our best interest to take their oil.
585 00:24:35,041 00:24:37,141 All Iran wanted to do was nationalize their oil, All Iran wanted to do was nationalize their oil,
586 00:24:37,143 00:24:38,642 so what was in their best interest? so what was in their best interest?
587 00:24:38,644 00:24:40,110 That's what people don't talk about. That's what people don't talk about.
588 00:24:40,112 00:24:43,047 Let's say you got a million dollars under your bed, okay. Let's say you got a million dollars under your bed, okay.
589 00:24:43,049 00:24:44,949 It's in my best interest It's in my best interest
590 00:24:44,951 00:24:47,618 to take that million dollars if I want it, to take that million dollars if I want it,
591 00:24:47,620 00:24:48,953 because I can do a lot with that money. because I can do a lot with that money.
592 00:24:48,955 00:24:50,521 But it's not in your best interest. But it's not in your best interest.
593 00:24:50,523 00:24:52,857 Rain, come on, man. Put the cell phone away. Rain, come on, man. Put the cell phone away.
594 00:24:52,859 00:24:54,625 I'm tired of dealing with this, every time we're talking. I'm tired of dealing with this, every time we're talking.
595 00:24:54,627 00:24:57,228 Yo, this shit doesn't matter. Yo, this shit doesn't matter.
596 00:24:57,230 00:25:00,898 All of this matters. Empathy matters, okay. All of this matters. Empathy matters, okay.
597 00:25:00,900 00:25:03,267 - Give me the cell phone! - Yo, fuck you, Mr. Wells. - Give me the cell phone! - Yo, fuck you, Mr. Wells.
598 00:25:03,269 00:25:05,803 Ooh. Ooh.
599 00:25:26,958 00:25:29,159 Nicki. Nicki.
600 00:25:49,681 00:25:51,015 That's nice. That's nice.
601 00:26:07,566 00:26:10,834 Chastity stock is up 4 dollars. Chastity stock is up 4 dollars.
602 00:26:10,836 00:26:12,736 I told you, right? I told you, right?
603 00:26:12,738 00:26:15,039 I haven't steered you wrong yet. I haven't steered you wrong yet.
604 00:26:15,041 00:26:16,574 I wonder how high it's going to go I wonder how high it's going to go
605 00:26:16,576 00:26:19,143 when that first consumer rocket goes into orbit. when that first consumer rocket goes into orbit.
606 00:26:19,145 00:26:21,312 It's going to go right up into the stratosphere. It's going to go right up into the stratosphere.
607 00:26:21,314 00:26:23,147 Let's hope so! Let's hope so!
608 00:26:24,884 00:26:27,618 Sorry, Barry. Let me take this call. Sorry, Barry. Let me take this call.
609 00:26:27,620 00:26:30,120 This guy's not going to leave me alone otherwise. This guy's not going to leave me alone otherwise.
610 00:26:31,122 00:26:33,991 Fuck face, I told you not to contact me. Fuck face, I told you not to contact me.
611 00:26:33,993 00:26:35,593 You're a sick son-of-a-bitch, les. You're a sick son-of-a-bitch, les.
612 00:26:35,595 00:26:37,361 Oh, I'm a sick son-of-a-bitch? How so? Oh, I'm a sick son-of-a-bitch? How so?
613 00:26:37,363 00:26:39,630 Don't play dumb. You know what I'm talking about. Don't play dumb. You know what I'm talking about.
614 00:26:39,632 00:26:41,098 I'm with a client, Ron. I'm with a client, Ron.
615 00:26:41,100 00:26:43,200 I thought it was fake at first, but it's fucking real. I thought it was fake at first, but it's fucking real.
616 00:26:43,202 00:26:45,269 What's real? What are you talking about? What's real? What are you talking about?
617 00:26:45,271 00:26:46,737 The finger, les. The finger, les.
618 00:26:46,739 00:26:48,305 Give me a break. The finger, man! Give me a break. The finger, man!
619 00:26:48,307 00:26:49,873 The finger? Which one? The finger? Which one?
620 00:26:49,875 00:26:52,977 Where did you get it? One of your mafia connections? Where did you get it? One of your mafia connections?
621 00:26:52,979 00:26:58,916 You told me you had ties to the sicilian mafia family. You told me you had ties to the sicilian mafia family.
622 00:26:58,918 00:27:00,284 What? You think because I'm Italian What? You think because I'm Italian
623 00:27:00,286 00:27:02,920 that I'm connected to the mob? What the fuck is that? that I'm connected to the mob? What the fuck is that?
624 00:27:02,922 00:27:05,055 You said so yourself. You said so yourself.
625 00:27:05,057 00:27:07,291 I was just trying to scare you, you imbecile. I was just trying to scare you, you imbecile.
626 00:27:07,293 00:27:09,360 Well, I don't scare so easily, les. Well, I don't scare so easily, les.
627 00:27:09,362 00:27:12,162 I once watched "the exorcist," by myself, I once watched "the exorcist," by myself,
628 00:27:12,164 00:27:13,964 in the dark, all the way through. in the dark, all the way through.
629 00:27:13,966 00:27:16,200 I have no idea what you're talking about so, I have no idea what you're talking about so,
630 00:27:16,202 00:27:18,202 you're lucky I don't go to the police. you're lucky I don't go to the police.
631 00:27:18,204 00:27:19,703 Go to the police, Ron. Go to the police, Ron.
632 00:27:19,705 00:27:20,938 Whatever it is you're talking about... Whatever it is you're talking about...
633 00:27:20,940 00:27:22,706 I don't need the police, okay? I don't need the police, okay?
634 00:27:22,708 00:27:24,308 Let me tell you something, you might be Italian, Let me tell you something, you might be Italian,
635 00:27:24,310 00:27:27,878 but I'm turkish and turkish people are fucking crazy. but I'm turkish and turkish people are fucking crazy.
636 00:27:27,880 00:27:30,147 So watch your fucking back. So watch your fucking back.
637 00:27:30,149 00:27:31,315 Fuck you. Fuck you.
638 00:27:31,317 00:27:33,117 Hello? Hello?
639 00:27:33,818 00:27:36,854 Mother fuck. Mother fuck.
640 00:27:46,698 00:27:48,198 Who is that? Who is that?
641 00:27:48,733 00:27:50,434 Hello? Hello?
642 00:27:53,838 00:27:55,739 Who is that? Who is that?
643 00:27:56,241 00:27:57,708 Honey? Honey?
644 00:27:57,710 00:27:59,143 - Ron? - Hey. You home? - Ron? - Hey. You home?
645 00:27:59,145 00:28:02,913 Oh, my god. What are you doing? Oh, my god. What are you doing?
646 00:28:02,915 00:28:05,049 - Hey babe. - What is going on in here? - Hey babe. - What is going on in here?
647 00:28:05,051 00:28:06,383 I thought there was a robber. I thought there was a robber.
648 00:28:06,385 00:28:10,020 I've got this little thyroid thing in my thigh. I've got this little thyroid thing in my thigh.
649 00:28:10,022 00:28:12,356 I was trying to get it out. I was trying to get it out.
650 00:28:12,358 00:28:14,925 My leg was clotting or something. My leg was clotting or something.
651 00:28:14,927 00:28:18,729 Ron, you need to get this under control. Ron, you need to get this under control.
652 00:28:18,731 00:28:20,230 You need to see the trainer I'm working with. You need to see the trainer I'm working with.
653 00:28:20,232 00:28:22,299 He said he's going to give you two free sessions. He said he's going to give you two free sessions.
654 00:28:22,301 00:28:24,201 I know but you married me for my... I know but you married me for my...
655 00:28:24,203 00:28:27,004 No, I married you because you were a hot wrestler. No, I married you because you were a hot wrestler.
656 00:28:27,006 00:28:28,138 I can still do it, you know. I can still do it, you know.
657 00:28:28,140 00:28:29,707 Come on. Can you go like that? Come on. Can you go like that?
658 00:28:29,709 00:28:32,076 I'll fucking barnyard you right now. I'll fucking barnyard you right now.
659 00:28:32,078 00:28:34,344 Barnyard you. Do you want me to? Barnyard you. Do you want me to?
660 00:28:53,865 00:28:55,833 What? What?
661 00:28:55,835 00:28:58,302 I was out with a client. I was out with a client.
662 00:28:58,304 00:29:01,405 You're avoiding me, les. You're avoiding me, les.
663 00:29:02,774 00:29:04,408 What do you want me to say? What do you want me to say?
664 00:29:04,410 00:29:06,376 Just talk to me. Just talk to me.
665 00:29:06,378 00:29:10,114 It's like we're strangers all of the sudden. It's like we're strangers all of the sudden.
666 00:29:10,116 00:29:14,051 All I want to say are hurtful things, Kate. All I want to say are hurtful things, Kate.
667 00:29:15,220 00:29:17,121 I just keep seeing your hands on his cock I just keep seeing your hands on his cock
668 00:29:17,123 00:29:19,423 and his fingers inside of you. and his fingers inside of you.
669 00:29:19,425 00:29:21,024 My hand was never on his cock. My hand was never on his cock.
670 00:29:21,026 00:29:24,194 Yeah, well that's what I keep seeing. Yeah, well that's what I keep seeing.
671 00:29:24,196 00:29:26,930 I keep seeing his tongue in your mouth I keep seeing his tongue in your mouth
672 00:29:26,932 00:29:29,900 and his hands all over you. and his hands all over you.
673 00:29:30,268 00:29:32,369 I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
674 00:29:32,371 00:29:34,872 Yeah, you keep saying that. Yeah, you keep saying that.
675 00:29:52,390 00:29:55,092 Let's go. Come on. Let's go. Come on.
676 00:29:55,094 00:29:58,028 Gioia, come on! We need to go! Gioia, come on! We need to go!
677 00:29:58,363 00:29:59,963 Maybe you're doing something to provoke her. Maybe you're doing something to provoke her.
678 00:29:59,965 00:30:01,465 You know she can be very sensitive. You know she can be very sensitive.
679 00:30:01,467 00:30:03,167 I'm just doing my job, okay. I'm just doing my job, okay.
680 00:30:03,169 00:30:05,969 Rain's behavior is becoming more anti-social. Rain's behavior is becoming more anti-social.
681 00:30:05,971 00:30:08,138 It's interfering with class. It's interfering with class.
682 00:30:08,140 00:30:09,940 Mrs. Bennet, is anything happening at home Mrs. Bennet, is anything happening at home
683 00:30:09,942 00:30:12,309 that might be causing rain distress? that might be causing rain distress?
684 00:30:12,311 00:30:14,144 Well, her grandfather is very sick Well, her grandfather is very sick
685 00:30:14,146 00:30:18,515 - oh, that's sad to hear. - Diabetes is a serious illness. - oh, that's sad to hear. - Diabetes is a serious illness.
686 00:30:18,517 00:30:20,184 They had to amputate one of his legs below the knee. They had to amputate one of his legs below the knee.
687 00:30:20,186 00:30:22,085 They may have to amputate the other leg soon. They may have to amputate the other leg soon.
688 00:30:22,087 00:30:24,121 - I'm sorry to hear that. - Yeah, that's awful. - I'm sorry to hear that. - Yeah, that's awful.
689 00:30:24,123 00:30:26,156 But this doesn't give cause for her to act out But this doesn't give cause for her to act out
690 00:30:26,158 00:30:27,558 the way you say that she is. the way you say that she is.
691 00:30:27,560 00:30:30,260 Normally, she's very respectful towards authority. Normally, she's very respectful towards authority.
692 00:30:30,262 00:30:32,996 Yeah, but she's extremely hostile to me. Yeah, but she's extremely hostile to me.
693 00:30:32,998 00:30:34,998 Maybe she's defending herself. Maybe she's defending herself.
694 00:30:35,000 00:30:36,533 No. She's antagonistic. No. She's antagonistic.
695 00:30:36,535 00:30:37,534 She's aggressive. She's aggressive.
696 00:30:37,536 00:30:39,002 It's completely unprovoked. It's completely unprovoked.
697 00:30:39,004 00:30:40,437 Well, her father was from the middle east Well, her father was from the middle east
698 00:30:40,439 00:30:42,339 and her father was very emotionally abusive. and her father was very emotionally abusive.
699 00:30:42,341 00:30:43,607 So, he's no longer in the picture? So, he's no longer in the picture?
700 00:30:43,609 00:30:45,576 No. He sells shish kabobs in sabzevar. No. He sells shish kabobs in sabzevar.
701 00:30:45,578 00:30:47,077 Just because he was emotionally abusive, Just because he was emotionally abusive,
702 00:30:47,079 00:30:48,245 doesn't mean that all middle eastern men doesn't mean that all middle eastern men
703 00:30:48,247 00:30:51,448 just because all middle eastern men aren't abusive just because all middle eastern men aren't abusive
704 00:30:51,450 00:30:53,984 doesn't mean that you're not. doesn't mean that you're not.
705 00:30:53,986 00:30:56,920 You can't blame everything on the middle east. You can't blame everything on the middle east.
706 00:30:56,922 00:31:00,023 I agree with Ron. And besides, Ron's American. I agree with Ron. And besides, Ron's American.
707 00:31:00,025 00:31:02,159 Yeah, but my family is from Turkey. Yeah, but my family is from Turkey.
708 00:31:02,161 00:31:03,994 And they have very backwards policies And they have very backwards policies
709 00:31:03,996 00:31:05,596 towards their women there. towards their women there.
710 00:31:05,598 00:31:09,433 Turkey has a very western attitude towards women. Turkey has a very western attitude towards women.
711 00:31:09,435 00:31:12,903 They expect for their women to be obsequious there. They expect for their women to be obsequious there.
712 00:31:12,905 00:31:14,471 - Turkish women, obsequious? - Yeah. - Turkish women, obsequious? - Yeah.
713 00:31:14,473 00:31:18,442 No. If anything turkish women are bossy and bitchy. No. If anything turkish women are bossy and bitchy.
714 00:31:18,444 00:31:20,310 Bossy and bitchy? Bossy and bitchy?
715 00:31:20,312 00:31:21,578 I don't mean it like that. I don't mean it like that.
716 00:31:21,580 00:31:23,213 Do you see what I mean? Do you see what I mean?
717 00:31:23,215 00:31:24,381 Strong. Turkish women are very strong. Strong. Turkish women are very strong.
718 00:31:24,383 00:31:25,649 No, you're trying to cover it up. No, you're trying to cover it up.
719 00:31:25,651 00:31:26,917 I'm mainly referring to my mother. I'm mainly referring to my mother.
720 00:31:26,919 00:31:28,318 My mother was bossy and bitchy. My mother was bossy and bitchy.
721 00:31:28,320 00:31:30,387 - She still is. - Ron, Ron, Ron, chill. - She still is. - Ron, Ron, Ron, chill.
722 00:31:30,389 00:31:31,989 I can't be in the room with this man. I can't be in the room with this man.
723 00:31:31,991 00:31:33,190 Mrs. Bennet, Mrs. Bennet, listen. Mrs. Bennet, Mrs. Bennet, listen.
724 00:31:33,192 00:31:36,026 We care greatly about rain's education. We care greatly about rain's education.
725 00:31:36,028 00:31:37,327 We feel she's a very bright girl. We feel she's a very bright girl.
726 00:31:37,329 00:31:39,029 She's absolutely a bright girl. She's absolutely a bright girl.
727 00:31:39,031 00:31:40,130 I don't like him. I don't like him.
728 00:31:40,132 00:31:44,401 I don't like him either, but that's another story. I don't like him either, but that's another story.
729 00:31:44,403 00:31:46,503 So how long has rain's father been out of the picture? So how long has rain's father been out of the picture?
730 00:31:46,505 00:31:49,539 I became a teacher so I could make a difference, I became a teacher so I could make a difference,
731 00:31:49,541 00:31:52,442 to feel good about my life. to feel good about my life.
732 00:31:52,444 00:31:54,912 But I just feel like I'm not reaching these kids. But I just feel like I'm not reaching these kids.
733 00:31:54,914 00:31:57,547 I think it's the parents to blame to be honest. I think it's the parents to blame to be honest.
734 00:31:57,549 00:32:01,985 I mean, I really just think that my students hate me. I mean, I really just think that my students hate me.
735 00:32:01,987 00:32:04,187 I hated all my teachers in high school. I hated all my teachers in high school.
736 00:32:04,189 00:32:05,355 - You did? - Yeah. - You did? - Yeah.
737 00:32:05,357 00:32:06,556 Even the ones you fucked? Even the ones you fucked?
738 00:32:06,558 00:32:08,659 - Especially the ones I fucked. - Really? - Especially the ones I fucked. - Really?
739 00:32:08,661 00:32:10,427 - Yeah. - Did you fuck a lot of them? - Yeah. - Did you fuck a lot of them?
740 00:32:10,429 00:32:16,333 Oh yeah, actually, this shirt. But can you wash it on cold? Oh yeah, actually, this shirt. But can you wash it on cold?
741 00:32:16,335 00:32:18,135 Just wash all of it on cold. Just wash all of it on cold.
742 00:32:18,137 00:32:20,270 Wash it on hot. Got it. I got it. Wash it on hot. Got it. I got it.
743 00:32:20,272 00:32:22,205 You need anything else? You need anything else?
744 00:32:22,207 00:32:23,507 Um... I don't think so. Um... I don't think so.
745 00:32:23,509 00:32:25,342 Anything dirty? Your panties? Anything dirty? Your panties?
746 00:32:25,344 00:32:27,611 Are they a little crusty? Are they a little dirty? Are they a little crusty? Are they a little dirty?
747 00:32:27,613 00:32:32,215 Can I take your panties and give those a nice washing? Can I take your panties and give those a nice washing?
748 00:32:32,217 00:32:34,184 - You want my dirty panties? - I like your dirty panties. - You want my dirty panties? - I like your dirty panties.
749 00:32:34,186 00:32:36,353 I like your nice, crusty panties. I like your nice, crusty panties.
750 00:32:36,355 00:32:37,955 That's the best thing in the world. That's the best thing in the world.
751 00:32:37,957 00:32:40,557 There's nothing like a nice pile of yeast There's nothing like a nice pile of yeast
752 00:32:40,559 00:32:42,092 to get me through the day. to get me through the day.
753 00:32:42,094 00:32:43,694 You're disgusting. You're disgusting.
754 00:32:45,230 00:32:48,065 This would stop a war, you know what I mean. This would stop a war, you know what I mean.
755 00:32:48,067 00:32:49,633 Instead of napalm, they should've just shower Instead of napalm, they should've just shower
756 00:32:49,635 00:32:51,034 other countries with your... other countries with your...
757 00:32:51,036 00:32:52,369 Do you want to fool around before I go? Do you want to fool around before I go?
758 00:32:52,371 00:32:54,004 No. No.
759 00:32:54,006 00:32:55,238 Are you having an outbreak? Are you having an outbreak?
760 00:32:55,240 00:32:57,441 No. No.
761 00:32:57,443 00:33:00,277 It's nothing to be embarrassed about or ashamed of. It's nothing to be embarrassed about or ashamed of.
762 00:33:00,279 00:33:02,612 Whatever. You gave it to me. Whatever. You gave it to me.
763 00:33:02,614 00:33:06,049 I do know that 100 percent. I know that 100,000 percent. I do know that 100 percent. I know that 100,000 percent.
764 00:33:06,051 00:33:07,351 You were promiscuous in college. You were promiscuous in college.
765 00:33:07,353 00:33:09,653 You didn't always use protection. You didn't always use protection.
766 00:33:09,655 00:33:12,122 It was awesome in college. It was awesome in college.
767 00:33:12,124 00:33:13,590 See you later. I love you. See you later. I love you.
768 00:33:13,592 00:33:16,226 You've been saying that a lot lately. You've been saying that a lot lately.
769 00:33:16,228 00:33:18,729 I love you? I've just been feeling amorous. I love you? I've just been feeling amorous.
770 00:33:18,731 00:33:20,397 You know? So what? You know? So what?
771 00:33:20,399 00:33:24,401 It's like you're compensating for something. It's like you're compensating for something.
772 00:33:24,403 00:33:27,004 You're crazy. I love you, okay? You're crazy. I love you, okay?
773 00:33:27,006 00:33:28,438 You're my wife and I want the world to know it. You're my wife and I want the world to know it.
774 00:33:28,440 00:33:30,707 I'll shout it from the streets when I get downtown. I'll shout it from the streets when I get downtown.
775 00:33:30,709 00:33:32,609 That's what I'm going to do. That's what I'm going to do.
776 00:33:58,369 00:33:59,803 Hey. Hey.
777 00:33:59,805 00:34:03,040 I'm making your mother's Italian wedding soup. I'm making your mother's Italian wedding soup.
778 00:34:03,042 00:34:04,174 I'm going out. I'm going out.
779 00:34:04,176 00:34:08,545 - I've got to go do something. - What do you have to do? - I've got to go do something. - What do you have to do?
780 00:34:08,547 00:34:10,247 Who you got to do it with? Who you got to do it with?
781 00:34:10,249 00:34:12,716 - I've just got to meet someone. - Okay, where are you going? - I've just got to meet someone. - Okay, where are you going?
782 00:34:12,718 00:34:14,518 - I've got to do something. - I made your favorite soup. - I've got to do something. - I made your favorite soup.
783 00:34:14,520 00:34:17,454 It's going to be done in twenty minutes. It's going to be done in twenty minutes.
784 00:34:17,456 00:34:20,090 - I can't stay. - You need to stay. - I can't stay. - You need to stay.
785 00:34:20,092 00:34:26,763 You cannot let one finger ruin an entire life. You cannot let one finger ruin an entire life.
786 00:34:26,765 00:34:29,266 It's one little thing. It's one little thing.
787 00:34:29,268 00:34:31,468 I have to leave. I'll be back later. I have to leave. I'll be back later.
788 00:34:31,470 00:34:32,736 - Fine. - What are you doing? - Fine. - What are you doing?
789 00:34:32,738 00:34:34,237 - I'm just going to... - What are you doing? - I'm just going to... - What are you doing?
790 00:34:34,239 00:34:35,539 Why did we get married? Why did we get married?
791 00:34:35,541 00:34:38,408 I just want to remind you of what happened I just want to remind you of what happened
792 00:34:38,410 00:34:40,043 - that brought us together. - What are you doing? - that brought us together. - What are you doing?
793 00:34:40,045 00:34:42,546 - I just want you to know what you'll be missing. - I don't want to fuck you. - I just want you to know what you'll be missing. - I don't want to fuck you.
794 00:34:42,548 00:34:45,816 I'm going to blow you. You're not going to fuck me. I'm going to blow you. You're not going to fuck me.
795 00:34:45,818 00:34:47,451 - You don't have to do anything. - I jerked off in the shower. - You don't have to do anything. - I jerked off in the shower.
796 00:34:47,453 00:34:50,287 Fine. Just stand there and I'll make you... Fine. Just stand there and I'll make you...
797 00:34:50,289 00:34:52,589 Just come on. Fuck me up the ass. Just come on. Fuck me up the ass.
798 00:34:52,591 00:34:56,560 You've always wanted to fuck me up the ass and I never let you. You've always wanted to fuck me up the ass and I never let you.
799 00:34:56,562 00:34:58,829 Get some self respect. Get some self respect.
800 00:34:58,831 00:35:00,831 Are you fucking kidding me? Are you fucking kidding me?
801 00:35:00,833 00:35:03,200 Are you fucking walking out on me right now? Are you fucking walking out on me right now?
802 00:35:59,724 00:36:01,825 Can we just stop fighting please? Can we just stop fighting please?
803 00:36:01,827 00:36:03,927 Okay, I can't take the drama anymore. Okay, I can't take the drama anymore.
804 00:36:03,929 00:36:05,595 It's too much. It's too much.
805 00:36:05,597 00:36:07,297 You used to be nice to me. You used to be nice to me.
806 00:36:07,299 00:36:08,698 I know. I know.
807 00:36:08,700 00:36:11,601 Prison's hard on a bitch. Prison's hard on a bitch.
808 00:36:11,603 00:36:14,237 We've got to stick together. We've got to stick together.
809 00:36:14,239 00:36:15,572 I don't have any friends left. I don't have any friends left.
810 00:36:19,277 00:36:20,911 Hello. Hello.
811 00:36:49,674 00:36:51,241 - How's it going? - Hey man. - How's it going? - Hey man.
812 00:36:51,243 00:36:52,842 - Good to see you again. - Good to see you too. - Good to see you again. - Good to see you too.
813 00:36:52,844 00:36:55,545 All right. Let me see which one I haven't tried, here. All right. Let me see which one I haven't tried, here.
814 00:36:55,547 00:36:56,680 What are these? What are these?
815 00:36:56,682 00:36:57,781 Uh, those are red velvet. Uh, those are red velvet.
816 00:36:57,783 00:37:01,218 Let me try one of those and a decaf coffee, please. Let me try one of those and a decaf coffee, please.
817 00:37:01,220 00:37:02,752 Sounds good. Sounds good.
818 00:37:02,754 00:37:04,588 I better get one for my wife too, don't you think? I better get one for my wife too, don't you think?
819 00:37:04,590 00:37:07,490 - Yeah, you better. - Let me get a red velvet to go. - Yeah, you better. - Let me get a red velvet to go.
820 00:37:07,492 00:37:08,458 - She'll like that. - All right, all right. - She'll like that. - All right, all right.
821 00:37:08,460 00:37:09,759 She'll think that's nice. She'll think that's nice.
822 00:37:09,761 00:37:11,628 That'll be $7.25. That'll be $7.25.
823 00:37:11,630 00:37:12,829 $7.25? $7.25?
824 00:37:12,831 00:37:15,298 Easy! Easy! Easy! Easy!
825 00:37:15,300 00:37:17,367 - Easy! Easy! - You know that movie? - Easy! Easy! - You know that movie?
826 00:37:17,369 00:37:19,669 - I do. - Great movie. - I do. - Great movie.
827 00:38:11,956 00:38:13,957 What the fuck? What the fuck?
828 00:38:13,959 00:38:16,493 What the fuck? What the fuck?
829 00:38:22,034 00:38:25,568 Did you see any suspicious people in the laundromat Did you see any suspicious people in the laundromat
830 00:38:25,570 00:38:26,736 while you were doing your laundry? while you were doing your laundry?
831 00:38:26,738 00:38:28,371 Officer. This is a Brooklyn laundromat. Officer. This is a Brooklyn laundromat.
832 00:38:28,373 00:38:30,707 Everyone in here looks like they're on parole. Everyone in here looks like they're on parole.
833 00:38:30,709 00:38:33,310 Did you check the dryer before you put your clothes in? Did you check the dryer before you put your clothes in?
834 00:38:33,312 00:38:34,611 What do you mean? What do you mean?
835 00:38:34,613 00:38:35,779 Was it empty? Was it empty?
836 00:38:35,781 00:38:37,514 Perhaps the foot was left by the person Perhaps the foot was left by the person
837 00:38:37,516 00:38:39,015 who dried his clothes before you. who dried his clothes before you.
838 00:38:39,017 00:38:40,817 Yeah, I'm sure that's what happened. Yeah, I'm sure that's what happened.
839 00:38:40,819 00:38:42,452 Some people leave behind spare socks. Some people leave behind spare socks.
840 00:38:42,454 00:38:43,920 Some people leave behind severed feet. Some people leave behind severed feet.
841 00:38:43,922 00:38:44,921 Mystery solved. Mystery solved.
842 00:38:44,923 00:38:46,556 Are you being sarcastic? Are you being sarcastic?
843 00:38:46,558 00:38:48,591 No. Not at all. No. Not at all.
844 00:38:48,593 00:38:51,728 There's a lot of other people out there with bigger problems. There's a lot of other people out there with bigger problems.
845 00:38:51,730 00:38:53,430 Yeah, but most of the people out there complaining, Yeah, but most of the people out there complaining,
846 00:38:53,432 00:38:54,764 their problems that aren't that big of a deal. their problems that aren't that big of a deal.
847 00:38:54,766 00:38:56,333 - It's the American way. - Oh yeah? - It's the American way. - Oh yeah?
848 00:38:56,335 00:38:59,469 Whoa! Mother fucker. Goddammit! Whoa! Mother fucker. Goddammit!
849 00:38:59,471 00:39:02,072 If I had to guess, I'd say it belongs to a male. If I had to guess, I'd say it belongs to a male.
850 00:39:02,074 00:39:04,841 "Approximately 5' 10" in height. "Approximately 5' 10" in height.
851 00:39:04,843 00:39:06,443 Will you put that away, please? Will you put that away, please?
852 00:39:06,445 00:39:08,078 - Jesus Christ. - Relax, sir. It's just a foot. - Jesus Christ. - Relax, sir. It's just a foot.
853 00:39:08,080 00:39:09,913 No, man, I'm freaking out over here. No, man, I'm freaking out over here.
854 00:39:09,915 00:39:12,816 Just put it in the bag. Put it in the bag, okay. Just put it in the bag. Put it in the bag, okay.
855 00:39:12,818 00:39:15,485 Hey, buddy. Relax. It's going to be all right. Hey, buddy. Relax. It's going to be all right.
856 00:39:15,487 00:39:16,986 You've just had a traumatic experience. You've just had a traumatic experience.
857 00:39:16,988 00:39:19,022 No, man, feet just give me the creeps in general. No, man, feet just give me the creeps in general.
858 00:39:19,024 00:39:21,458 I can't even look at my wife's feet and they're lovely. I can't even look at my wife's feet and they're lovely.
859 00:39:21,460 00:39:23,093 Well, consider yourself lucky. Well, consider yourself lucky.
860 00:39:23,095 00:39:25,895 My wife's feet are pretty horrific. My wife's feet are pretty horrific.
861 00:39:25,897 00:39:27,897 How is Janet? How is Janet?
862 00:39:27,899 00:39:30,567 We got our 20th anniversary coming up. We got our 20th anniversary coming up.
863 00:39:30,569 00:39:32,435 Oh, that's great. Oh, that's great.
864 00:39:32,437 00:39:34,371 Yeah. We're going to get out of the city for a day or two. Yeah. We're going to get out of the city for a day or two.
865 00:39:34,373 00:39:35,638 Where are you going to go? Where are you going to go?
866 00:39:35,640 00:39:36,740 Jersey. Jersey.
867 00:39:52,089 00:39:53,590 Sorry, I'm late. Sorry, I'm late.
868 00:39:53,592 00:39:56,459 You're not going to believe what happened to me. You're not going to believe what happened to me.
869 00:39:59,029 00:39:59,929 Oh. Oh.
870 00:39:59,931 00:40:01,398 I want you to leave. I want you to leave.
871 00:40:01,400 00:40:03,466 Over a kiss? Over a kiss?
872 00:40:03,468 00:40:05,602 You don't throw someone out of the apartment over a kiss? You don't throw someone out of the apartment over a kiss?
873 00:40:05,604 00:40:08,938 Ron, you touched her tinkerbell. Ron, you touched her tinkerbell.
874 00:40:08,940 00:40:10,540 Tinkerbell? Tinkerbell?
875 00:40:10,542 00:40:12,842 Her pussy, Ron. You touched her pussy. Her pussy, Ron. You touched her pussy.
876 00:40:12,844 00:40:14,144 Maybe I should leave. Maybe I should leave.
877 00:40:14,146 00:40:17,714 I had to. My marriage is falling apart. I had to. My marriage is falling apart.
878 00:40:17,716 00:40:19,082 So you're trying to break up our marriage now? So you're trying to break up our marriage now?
879 00:40:19,084 00:40:21,084 No, I just thought she needed to know. No, I just thought she needed to know.
880 00:40:21,086 00:40:22,819 Why did you tell les? Why did you tell les?
881 00:40:22,821 00:40:24,854 I'd been carrying it too long. I'd been carrying it too long.
882 00:40:24,856 00:40:26,856 You're not supposed to hold on to things like that. You're not supposed to hold on to things like that.
883 00:40:26,858 00:40:28,425 It'll cause cancer. It'll cause cancer.
884 00:40:28,427 00:40:29,692 Everything causes cancer. Everything causes cancer.
885 00:40:29,694 00:40:31,628 Why did either of you do this? Why did either of you do this?
886 00:40:31,630 00:40:33,129 Why? Are you attracted to each other? Why? Are you attracted to each other?
887 00:40:33,131 00:40:34,130 - No! - No! - No! - No!
888 00:40:34,132 00:40:36,966 - I don't like fat guys. - Fuck you. - I don't like fat guys. - Fuck you.
889 00:40:36,968 00:40:38,635 - I'm leaving. - Sit down. - I'm leaving. - Sit down.
890 00:40:38,637 00:40:41,104 You leave, Ron. And you are fat. You leave, Ron. And you are fat.
891 00:40:41,106 00:40:43,173 I'm the bad guy here, right? I'm the fucking asshole! I'm the bad guy here, right? I'm the fucking asshole!
892 00:40:43,175 00:40:44,340 - Yeah, you are an asshole. - I'm the dick? - Yeah, you are an asshole. - I'm the dick?
893 00:40:44,342 00:40:47,043 Do you want to know what her psychopath of a husband did tonight? Do you want to know what her psychopath of a husband did tonight?
894 00:40:47,045 00:40:48,912 Do you want to know? Listen to this shit. Do you want to know? Listen to this shit.
895 00:40:48,914 00:40:50,480 He followed me to the laundromat He followed me to the laundromat
896 00:40:50,482 00:40:52,148 and he put a severed foot in the dryer and he put a severed foot in the dryer
897 00:40:52,150 00:40:53,716 when I was out getting cupcakes. when I was out getting cupcakes.
898 00:40:53,718 00:40:55,452 What the hell are you talking about? What the hell are you talking about?
899 00:40:55,454 00:40:57,086 Les sent me a severed finger Les sent me a severed finger
900 00:40:57,088 00:40:59,722 and he put a fucking severed foot in our laundry. and he put a fucking severed foot in our laundry.
901 00:40:59,724 00:41:03,159 Nothing that you're saying makes any sense right now. Nothing that you're saying makes any sense right now.
902 00:41:03,161 00:41:06,229 Why do you think I was at the laundromat for so long? Why do you think I was at the laundromat for so long?
903 00:41:06,231 00:41:08,631 - I don't know. - I was talking to the police. - I don't know. - I was talking to the police.
904 00:41:08,633 00:41:10,500 Here's the police report. Look at it. Here's the police report. Look at it.
905 00:41:10,502 00:41:11,968 This is a fucking nightmare. This is a fucking nightmare.
906 00:41:11,970 00:41:13,603 Take it! Take it!
907 00:41:13,605 00:41:15,872 Okay, so where's this foot? Okay, so where's this foot?
908 00:41:15,874 00:41:17,474 The police took it. The police took it.
909 00:41:17,476 00:41:19,242 Where did they take it? Where did they take it?
910 00:41:19,244 00:41:20,543 To the police station. To the police station.
911 00:41:20,545 00:41:22,011 You think they're going to let me bring it home You think they're going to let me bring it home
912 00:41:22,013 00:41:23,146 and use it as a doorstop? and use it as a doorstop?
913 00:41:23,148 00:41:24,247 It's evidence. It's evidence.
914 00:41:24,249 00:41:26,082 Who's foot is it, Ron? Who's foot? Who's foot is it, Ron? Who's foot?
915 00:41:26,084 00:41:27,917 Daniel day-Lewis'? Daniel day-Lewis'?
916 00:41:27,919 00:41:30,019 How am I supposed to know whose fucking foot it is. How am I supposed to know whose fucking foot it is.
917 00:41:30,021 00:41:31,254 I don't know. I don't know.
918 00:41:31,256 00:41:33,223 Cut me some fucking slack here, okay. Cut me some fucking slack here, okay.
919 00:41:33,225 00:41:35,024 Somebody is fucking with me in a big, Somebody is fucking with me in a big,
920 00:41:35,026 00:41:39,028 major fucking way, and it's this guy here. major fucking way, and it's this guy here.
921 00:41:39,030 00:41:41,631 Wait. What did you do with the laundry? Wait. What did you do with the laundry?
922 00:41:41,633 00:41:43,833 I threw it away. I threw it away.
923 00:41:43,835 00:41:45,969 Why would you throw the laundry away? Why would you throw the laundry away?
924 00:41:45,971 00:41:47,437 Do you want me to bring the laundry back here? Do you want me to bring the laundry back here?
925 00:41:47,439 00:41:49,205 There was a hot, severed, festering foot in the laundry. There was a hot, severed, festering foot in the laundry.
926 00:41:49,207 00:41:50,273 You want me to bring it back here? You want me to bring it back here?
927 00:41:50,275 00:41:51,774 Do you know how unsanitary that is? Do you know how unsanitary that is?
928 00:41:51,776 00:41:53,977 I was thinking about us. That shit's toxic. I was thinking about us. That shit's toxic.
929 00:41:53,979 00:41:55,278 I fucking hate you. I fucking hate you.
930 00:41:55,280 00:41:57,981 My favorite shirt was in that laundry. My favorite shirt was in that laundry.
931 00:42:01,986 00:42:03,887 Can I talk to you for a second please? Can I talk to you for a second please?
932 00:42:03,889 00:42:07,790 It'll just take a second. Just have a seat, please. It'll just take a second. Just have a seat, please.
933 00:42:10,294 00:42:13,530 Your book bag looks a little heavy today. Your book bag looks a little heavy today.
934 00:42:13,532 00:42:14,998 What you got in there? What you got in there?
935 00:42:15,000 00:42:19,002 Since when did you start carrying books in your book bag? Since when did you start carrying books in your book bag?
936 00:42:19,004 00:42:24,474 Listen, I just learned that your grandfather had his... Listen, I just learned that your grandfather had his...
937 00:42:24,476 00:42:26,676 He lost his foot. He lost his foot.
938 00:42:26,678 00:42:27,644 What? What?
939 00:42:27,646 00:42:30,046 He had his foot amputated? He had his foot amputated?
940 00:42:30,048 00:42:31,714 He had his leg amputated. He had his leg amputated.
941 00:42:31,716 00:42:34,551 So, it's true. So, it's true.
942 00:42:34,553 00:42:37,086 What are you saying right now? What are you saying right now?
943 00:42:37,088 00:42:39,188 Do you have access to the foot? Do you have access to the foot?
944 00:42:39,190 00:42:40,890 Did you have access to the foot in some way? Did you have access to the foot in some way?
945 00:42:40,892 00:42:43,159 No, I do not have access to his foot. No, I do not have access to his foot.
946 00:42:43,161 00:42:45,261 Look, rain. I know you don't like me, okay. Look, rain. I know you don't like me, okay.
947 00:42:45,263 00:42:47,297 But what you're doing is criminal behavior But what you're doing is criminal behavior
948 00:42:47,299 00:42:48,831 and if you don't stop, I'm telling you, and if you don't stop, I'm telling you,
949 00:42:48,833 00:42:51,067 it could jeopardize your chances at college. it could jeopardize your chances at college.
950 00:42:51,069 00:42:54,037 What are you accusing me of, exactly? What are you accusing me of, exactly?
951 00:42:54,039 00:42:56,706 Just stop what you're doing, sister. Just stop what you're doing, sister.
952 00:42:56,708 00:42:57,707 Sister? Sister?
953 00:42:57,709 00:42:58,942 Just, stop what you're doing Just, stop what you're doing
954 00:42:58,944 00:43:02,045 because if you don't stop what you're doing, because if you don't stop what you're doing,
955 00:43:02,047 00:43:05,114 I'm going to make your life a living hell, okay. I'm going to make your life a living hell, okay.
956 00:43:05,116 00:43:06,983 I'm going to fuck you up. I'm going to fuck you up.
957 00:43:06,985 00:43:08,618 You're fucking ridiculous. You're fucking ridiculous.
958 00:43:08,620 00:43:12,121 If you keep interfering with my life, okay? If you keep interfering with my life, okay?
959 00:43:12,123 00:43:15,024 I just want you to know that. I just want you to know that.
960 00:43:17,595 00:43:20,997 Okay. Okay.
961 00:43:20,999 00:43:22,632 He's making the whole thing up. He's making the whole thing up.
962 00:43:22,634 00:43:24,701 Of course he is. Of course he is.
963 00:43:24,703 00:43:27,770 I manage multi-million dollar accounts. I manage multi-million dollar accounts.
964 00:43:27,772 00:43:30,640 I do business with fortune 500 CEOs. I do business with fortune 500 CEOs.
965 00:43:30,642 00:43:33,042 No, you don't. Which ones? No, you don't. Which ones?
966 00:43:33,044 00:43:35,311 Okay, middle-managers. Okay, middle-managers.
967 00:43:35,313 00:43:37,647 But they could be CEOs one day. But they could be CEOs one day.
968 00:43:37,649 00:43:39,749 What's your point? What's your point?
969 00:43:39,751 00:43:42,318 The point is that I'm not sending body parts to Ron The point is that I'm not sending body parts to Ron
970 00:43:42,320 00:43:44,621 and the fact that I'm having dinner to defend myself and the fact that I'm having dinner to defend myself
971 00:43:44,623 00:43:46,255 is beyond insulting. is beyond insulting.
972 00:43:46,257 00:43:50,727 It's about more than that. It's about fixing things. It's about more than that. It's about fixing things.
973 00:43:51,328 00:43:53,630 I'm not ready. I'm not ready.
974 00:44:00,337 00:44:02,905 There's a lot of negative energy between us right now, There's a lot of negative energy between us right now,
975 00:44:02,907 00:44:05,908 but the important thing is that we're here but the important thing is that we're here
976 00:44:05,910 00:44:08,978 and we're being honest with each other. and we're being honest with each other.
977 00:44:08,980 00:44:10,313 It shows that we care It shows that we care
978 00:44:10,315 00:44:14,283 and that we think this friendship is worth saving. and that we think this friendship is worth saving.
979 00:44:16,320 00:44:17,286 Right? Right?
980 00:44:17,288 00:44:18,388 Uhhuh. Uhhuh.
981 00:44:18,390 00:44:20,289 - Great speech. - Thanks. - Great speech. - Thanks.
982 00:44:20,291 00:44:22,091 Seriously. Martin Luther King, Jr. worthy. Seriously. Martin Luther King, Jr. worthy.
983 00:44:22,093 00:44:23,960 Are you all ready to order? Are you all ready to order?
984 00:44:23,962 00:44:26,062 I'm not really hungry but I'll have another drink please. I'm not really hungry but I'll have another drink please.
985 00:44:26,064 00:44:27,230 Me too, I'll have another one. Me too, I'll have another one.
986 00:44:27,232 00:44:28,831 Yeah, more sangria, please. Yeah, more sangria, please.
987 00:44:28,833 00:44:30,900 Yeah. Another, please. Yeah. Another, please.
988 00:44:30,902 00:44:33,670 Just keep them coming, okay. Just keep bringing drinks. Just keep them coming, okay. Just keep bringing drinks.
989 00:44:33,672 00:44:36,105 - Of course. - Yeah, thanks. - Of course. - Yeah, thanks.
990 00:44:36,875 00:44:40,209 We can probably just have something light tonight, We can probably just have something light tonight,
991 00:44:40,211 00:44:41,744 like fingerfood. like fingerfood.
992 00:44:41,746 00:44:44,247 Les, you've probably have some on hand, right? Les, you've probably have some on hand, right?
993 00:44:44,249 00:44:45,915 Fingerfood? Can you give us some finger food? Fingerfood? Can you give us some finger food?
994 00:44:45,917 00:44:48,051 A little finger action? A little finger action?
995 00:44:48,053 00:44:49,252 You know, Ron, You know, Ron,
996 00:44:49,254 00:44:51,120 I'm not the passive-aggressive type. I'm not the passive-aggressive type.
997 00:44:51,122 00:44:53,856 If I wanted revenge, I wouldn't send you body parts. If I wanted revenge, I wouldn't send you body parts.
998 00:44:53,858 00:44:56,059 I'd just take you out back and beat the shit out of you. I'd just take you out back and beat the shit out of you.
999 00:44:56,061 00:44:57,293 - Is that right? - Yeah. - Is that right? - Yeah.
1000 00:44:57,295 00:44:58,361 And I still might. And I still might.
1001 00:44:58,363 00:45:01,164 - Let's go out here, right now. - Let's go. - Let's go out here, right now. - Let's go.
1002 00:45:01,166 00:45:02,932 Just stop it. Sit down, right now. Just stop it. Sit down, right now.
1003 00:45:02,934 00:45:04,434 - You wanna go? - Sit down. Sit down. - You wanna go? - Sit down. Sit down.
1004 00:45:04,436 00:45:06,035 You think I'm playing around? You think I'm playing around?
1005 00:45:06,037 00:45:08,071 No one is going outside. No one is going outside.
1006 00:45:08,073 00:45:10,006 We're going to sit here like mature adults We're going to sit here like mature adults
1007 00:45:10,008 00:45:11,441 - and work through this. - If Italy and Turkey were in a war, - and work through this. - If Italy and Turkey were in a war,
1008 00:45:11,443 00:45:14,844 we'd fucking beat the shit out of all you guys. we'd fucking beat the shit out of all you guys.
1009 00:45:14,846 00:45:16,879 - We own you! - No, we'd fuck you up! - We own you! - No, we'd fuck you up!
1010 00:45:16,881 00:45:19,115 Constantinople? That's a Roman city? Constantinople? That's a Roman city?
1011 00:45:19,117 00:45:21,217 That was then. I'm talking about now. That was then. I'm talking about now.
1012 00:45:21,219 00:45:22,452 Yeah, that shit's coming back. Yeah, that shit's coming back.
1013 00:45:22,454 00:45:24,487 - Turkish little prick. - Right in front. - Turkish little prick. - Right in front.
1014 00:45:24,489 00:45:26,122 Right here, right now. Right here, right now.
1015 00:45:26,124 00:45:28,791 Men are so stupid. Men are so stupid.
1016 00:45:30,829 00:45:36,365 Alcohol is the greatest drug on earth, you know. Alcohol is the greatest drug on earth, you know.
1017 00:45:36,367 00:45:38,501 There's a reason why they call them spirits. There's a reason why they call them spirits.
1018 00:45:38,503 00:45:39,902 Because they sure do lift them. Because they sure do lift them.
1019 00:45:39,904 00:45:41,237 I've got to make a phone call. I've got to make a phone call.
1020 00:45:41,239 00:45:42,905 Who you gonna call? Who you gonna call?
1021 00:45:42,907 00:45:45,475 Ghostbusters. None of your fucking business. Ghostbusters. None of your fucking business.
1022 00:45:45,477 00:45:48,044 Tell bill Murray I said hello. Tell bill Murray I said hello.
1023 00:45:48,046 00:45:51,981 It's just a work thing. I'll be right back. It's just a work thing. I'll be right back.
1024 00:45:53,118 00:45:57,987 Isn't les like that asshole boss that everyone hates at work? Isn't les like that asshole boss that everyone hates at work?
1025 00:45:57,989 00:46:00,857 He's always looking over your shoulder and micro-managing you. He's always looking over your shoulder and micro-managing you.
1026 00:46:00,859 00:46:02,425 Now that he's gone, it's like we're on vacation Now that he's gone, it's like we're on vacation
1027 00:46:02,427 00:46:03,793 and we can just relax. and we can just relax.
1028 00:46:03,795 00:46:05,228 I'm going to go to the bathroom. I'm going to go to the bathroom.
1029 00:46:05,230 00:46:06,395 Okay, baby. I love you. Okay, baby. I love you.
1030 00:46:06,397 00:46:09,332 Uhhuh. Try not to finger each other. Uhhuh. Try not to finger each other.
1031 00:46:10,267 00:46:12,869 That's funny. Isn't that funny? That's funny. Isn't that funny?
1032 00:46:12,871 00:46:14,904 No. No.
1033 00:46:26,416 00:46:29,418 Everything's falling apart. Right before our very eyes. Everything's falling apart. Right before our very eyes.
1034 00:46:29,420 00:46:33,256 Who cares? Another failed marriage or two. Who cares? Another failed marriage or two.
1035 00:46:33,258 00:46:36,058 It's not even going to make a dent in the divorce rate. It's not even going to make a dent in the divorce rate.
1036 00:46:36,060 00:46:38,127 Think about what's happening in Iraq. Think about what's happening in Iraq.
1037 00:46:38,129 00:46:41,264 They've got problems. This is nothing. They've got problems. This is nothing.
1038 00:46:41,266 00:46:43,299 I have a healthy marriage. I have a healthy marriage.
1039 00:46:43,301 00:46:47,036 I had a healthy marriage. And I have to fix this. I had a healthy marriage. And I have to fix this.
1040 00:46:47,038 00:46:48,371 Be honest. Be honest.
1041 00:46:48,373 00:46:49,839 Don't you think these two are blowing things Don't you think these two are blowing things
1042 00:46:49,841 00:46:51,440 out of proportion a little bit. out of proportion a little bit.
1043 00:46:51,442 00:46:53,476 Yeah, a little bit. Yeah, a little bit.
1044 00:46:53,944 00:46:55,311 Is that really the worst thing you've ever done? Is that really the worst thing you've ever done?
1045 00:46:55,313 00:46:57,180 Cheated on your husband? Cheated on your husband?
1046 00:46:57,182 00:47:00,049 I don't consider what happened with you cheating. I don't consider what happened with you cheating.
1047 00:47:00,051 00:47:02,318 I've done more than that with first cousins, okay? I've done more than that with first cousins, okay?
1048 00:47:02,320 00:47:03,920 Then why are you so guilty? Then why are you so guilty?
1049 00:47:03,922 00:47:05,421 Why are you overridden with guilt? Why are you overridden with guilt?
1050 00:47:05,423 00:47:07,957 You're not supposed to do that when you're married. You're not supposed to do that when you're married.
1051 00:47:07,959 00:47:11,928 I don't think so. I just think you're confused. I don't think so. I just think you're confused.
1052 00:47:11,930 00:47:15,932 Les showed me video of you in college. Les showed me video of you in college.
1053 00:47:15,934 00:47:19,035 You were at some kind of parade, and you were down on all fours You were at some kind of parade, and you were down on all fours
1054 00:47:19,037 00:47:21,470 and you were wearing furry ears and howling at the moon. and you were wearing furry ears and howling at the moon.
1055 00:47:21,472 00:47:24,207 I don't know what that was about but it was ridiculous. I don't know what that was about but it was ridiculous.
1056 00:47:24,209 00:47:27,009 That was for animal rights. That was for animal rights.
1057 00:47:27,011 00:47:29,846 That wasn't confusion. It was for animal rights. That wasn't confusion. It was for animal rights.
1058 00:47:29,848 00:47:32,348 Animals don't have rights, Kate. Animals don't have rights, Kate.
1059 00:47:32,350 00:47:34,283 Yes, they do. Yes, they do.
1060 00:47:34,285 00:47:36,853 You and Bob barker, I swear to god. You and Bob barker, I swear to god.
1061 00:47:36,855 00:47:38,487 What about Bob barker? What about Bob barker?
1062 00:47:38,489 00:47:40,056 Remember, at the end of the price is right, Remember, at the end of the price is right,
1063 00:47:40,058 00:47:44,360 he would say, "get your pets spayed and neutered." he would say, "get your pets spayed and neutered."
1064 00:47:44,362 00:47:46,095 - Remember when he'd say that? - Yeah. Yeah, you should. - Remember when he'd say that? - Yeah. Yeah, you should.
1065 00:47:46,097 00:47:48,965 He's the one who should have been neutered, okay. He's the one who should have been neutered, okay.
1066 00:47:48,967 00:47:51,467 He was fucking everybody on that show. He was fucking everybody on that show.
1067 00:47:51,469 00:47:53,369 They should have cut his balls off, probably. They should have cut his balls off, probably.
1068 00:47:53,371 00:47:56,005 Well, listen. That's the other thing. Well, listen. That's the other thing.
1069 00:47:56,007 00:47:58,074 He peed on a puppy He peed on a puppy
1070 00:47:58,076 00:48:01,510 and I think that's why I just wanted to hurt him. and I think that's why I just wanted to hurt him.
1071 00:48:01,512 00:48:04,914 That's why I told him about us. That's why I told him about us.
1072 00:48:04,916 00:48:06,649 Bob barker peed on a puppy? Bob barker peed on a puppy?
1073 00:48:06,651 00:48:09,118 No! Les peed on a puppy. No! Les peed on a puppy.
1074 00:48:09,120 00:48:10,519 - Les peed on a puppy? - Yes. - Les peed on a puppy? - Yes.
1075 00:48:10,521 00:48:12,388 - Why did he pee on a puppy? - I don't know. - Why did he pee on a puppy? - I don't know.
1076 00:48:12,390 00:48:13,890 What kind of person pees on a puppy? What kind of person pees on a puppy?
1077 00:48:13,892 00:48:16,392 - It's disturbing, I know. - It is disturbing. - It's disturbing, I know. - It is disturbing.
1078 00:48:16,394 00:48:18,928 It's serial killer shit is what it is. It's serial killer shit is what it is.
1079 00:48:18,930 00:48:20,529 That's what they do. It's a common denominator. That's what they do. It's a common denominator.
1080 00:48:20,531 00:48:22,398 They torture animals at a young age. They torture animals at a young age.
1081 00:48:22,400 00:48:24,934 I'm telling you. He's sending me body parts. I'm telling you. He's sending me body parts.
1082 00:48:24,936 00:48:27,003 - He is. - No, he's not. - He is. - No, he's not.
1083 00:48:27,005 00:48:31,240 He looked you in the eyes and he told you he wasn't doing it. He looked you in the eyes and he told you he wasn't doing it.
1084 00:48:31,242 00:48:33,142 He is not sending you body parts. He is not sending you body parts.
1085 00:48:33,144 00:48:35,144 - I don't believe it. - He's not. No. - I don't believe it. - He's not. No.
1086 00:48:35,146 00:48:36,946 Especially now, after hearing this. Especially now, after hearing this.
1087 00:48:36,948 00:48:38,981 - He would never. - He's dangerous. - He would never. - He's dangerous.
1088 00:48:38,983 00:48:40,516 You're in danger. You're in danger.
1089 00:48:41,018 00:48:43,019 Oh hey, what's up? Oh hey, what's up?
1090 00:48:43,021 00:48:44,921 We were just talking about "the brothers karamazov," We were just talking about "the brothers karamazov,"
1091 00:48:44,923 00:48:46,389 that book, that Russian novel. that book, that Russian novel.
1092 00:48:46,391 00:48:47,657 If I had finished reading it, If I had finished reading it,
1093 00:48:47,659 00:48:49,692 it might have been the best book I ever read. it might have been the best book I ever read.
1094 00:48:49,694 00:48:51,694 I didn't finish it either. I didn't finish it either.
1095 00:48:51,696 00:48:53,663 What's on your face? What's on your face?
1096 00:48:53,665 00:48:55,631 Should we order some food? Should we order some food?
1097 00:48:55,633 00:48:58,634 I am fucking starving. I am fucking starving.
1098 00:49:13,317 00:49:15,251 Yeah. Yeah.
1099 00:49:15,253 00:49:18,020 Right there. Yeah, that's good. Right there. Yeah, that's good.
1100 00:49:24,061 00:49:26,662 Oh yeah. Fuck me harder! Oh yeah. Fuck me harder!
1101 00:49:26,664 00:49:28,197 Yeah. Yeah.
1102 00:49:29,499 00:49:32,969 Oh god! Oh god! Oh god! Oh god!
1103 00:49:34,371 00:49:36,072 Harder! Harder!
1104 00:49:36,074 00:49:37,974 Pull my hair! Pull my hair!
1105 00:49:41,078 00:49:42,611 Oh god. Oh god. Oh god. Oh god.
1106 00:49:42,613 00:49:45,348 Cum on my stomach! Cum on my stomach! Cum on my stomach! Cum on my stomach!
1107 00:49:45,350 00:49:48,384 Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah.
1108 00:49:51,588 00:49:54,090 My god. My god.
1109 00:49:54,092 00:49:56,625 That was amazing. That was amazing.
1110 00:50:00,163 00:50:01,597 I love you. I love you.
1111 00:50:01,599 00:50:03,666 I love you. I love you.
1112 00:50:12,409 00:50:15,077 Are we that shallow that all it takes is a little payback Are we that shallow that all it takes is a little payback
1113 00:50:15,079 00:50:16,645 and all is well? and all is well?
1114 00:50:16,647 00:50:19,215 I make out with your friend, you make out with my friend I make out with your friend, you make out with my friend
1115 00:50:19,217 00:50:20,649 and the slate's wiped clean. and the slate's wiped clean.
1116 00:50:20,651 00:50:23,252 We didn't just make out. We didn't just make out.
1117 00:50:23,254 00:50:24,787 Where did you do it? In the bathroom? Where did you do it? In the bathroom?
1118 00:50:24,789 00:50:27,123 - Is that where you hooked up? - Uh-huh. - Is that where you hooked up? - Uh-huh.
1119 00:50:27,125 00:50:29,091 I'm not even jealous. I'm not even jealous.
1120 00:50:29,093 00:50:31,761 Yeah, but we didn't just make out, Ron. Yeah, but we didn't just make out, Ron.
1121 00:50:31,763 00:50:32,762 What do you mean? What do you mean?
1122 00:50:32,764 00:50:35,331 I gave him a blowjob. I gave him a blowjob.
1123 00:50:42,139 00:50:44,273 Okay, let me just get this straight. Okay, let me just get this straight.
1124 00:50:44,275 00:50:48,244 So you're saying that women should wear the hijab. So you're saying that women should wear the hijab.
1125 00:50:48,246 00:50:52,648 I think I may be starting to understand why women should... I think I may be starting to understand why women should...
1126 00:50:52,650 00:50:54,417 So they have an obligation? So they have an obligation?
1127 00:50:54,419 00:50:56,519 Not an obligation, but I feel I understand... Not an obligation, but I feel I understand...
1128 00:50:56,521 00:50:58,154 Is that their only obligation? Is that their only obligation?
1129 00:50:58,156 00:51:00,823 I understand why there's a reason behind, why, I understand why there's a reason behind, why,
1130 00:51:00,825 00:51:02,591 - maybe, they should wear it. - So, what's the reason? - maybe, they should wear it. - So, what's the reason?
1131 00:51:02,593 00:51:05,227 Because men can't control themselves? Because men can't control themselves?
1132 00:51:05,229 00:51:07,329 I think that's a very good way to look at it. I think that's a very good way to look at it.
1133 00:51:07,331 00:51:09,565 Because men think about sex all the time. Because men think about sex all the time.
1134 00:51:09,567 00:51:11,600 Women think about sex too. Women think about sex too.
1135 00:51:11,602 00:51:13,436 I know women think about sex all the time. I know women think about sex all the time.
1136 00:51:13,438 00:51:17,306 If you all didn't act upon your sexual impulses so much, If you all didn't act upon your sexual impulses so much,
1137 00:51:17,308 00:51:21,677 maybe there wouldn't be these things happening here. maybe there wouldn't be these things happening here.
1138 00:51:23,681 00:51:25,815 You used to be my favorite teacher. You used to be my favorite teacher.
1139 00:51:25,817 00:51:27,650 Now I think you're a scum. Now I think you're a scum.
1140 00:51:27,652 00:51:29,718 I was just... Uh... I was just... Uh...
1141 00:51:29,720 00:51:32,254 Talk about empathy. Talk about empathy.
1142 00:51:32,256 00:51:34,757 Do we belong in a kitchen too? Do we belong in a kitchen too?
1143 00:51:34,759 00:51:36,659 I'm really disappointed. I'm really disappointed.
1144 00:51:50,807 00:51:53,609 - Hey. - Hey. - Hey. - Hey.
1145 00:51:59,883 00:52:02,384 So, you're just not going to talk to me now? So, you're just not going to talk to me now?
1146 00:52:02,386 00:52:05,287 There's nothing to talk about. There's nothing to talk about.
1147 00:52:06,756 00:52:09,625 Well, how about, "how's your day?" Well, how about, "how's your day?"
1148 00:52:09,627 00:52:11,627 - Do you want to know how my day went? - Yeah. - Do you want to know how my day went? - Yeah.
1149 00:52:11,629 00:52:13,129 Same day as it always is. Same day as it always is.
1150 00:52:13,131 00:52:14,697 I'm teaching a bunch of useless information I'm teaching a bunch of useless information
1151 00:52:14,699 00:52:17,733 who don't give a fuck what I have to say. who don't give a fuck what I have to say.
1152 00:52:17,735 00:52:19,368 That's how my day went. That's how my day went.
1153 00:52:20,905 00:52:23,772 - Who's that? - I ordered Chinese food. - Who's that? - I ordered Chinese food.
1154 00:52:23,774 00:52:26,575 Oh, well, did you get me some? Oh, well, did you get me some?
1155 00:52:26,577 00:52:28,577 Nope. Nope.
1156 00:52:30,180 00:52:31,413 Keep the change. Keep the change.
1157 00:52:31,415 00:52:33,449 Thanks. Thanks.
1158 00:52:42,225 00:52:43,559 They don't sell organic tampons They don't sell organic tampons
1159 00:52:43,561 00:52:44,860 at the commissary. at the commissary.
1160 00:52:44,862 00:52:46,395 They sell that generic shit. They sell that generic shit.
1161 00:52:46,397 00:52:48,531 It feels like fly paper. I can't use that. It feels like fly paper. I can't use that.
1162 00:52:48,533 00:52:52,568 It's not my fault you've got a sensitive vagina. It's not my fault you've got a sensitive vagina.
1163 00:52:52,570 00:52:54,937 So that's how it's going to be, huh? So that's how it's going to be, huh?
1164 00:52:54,939 00:52:58,340 You're just going to act like I'm not here. You're just going to act like I'm not here.
1165 00:52:58,342 00:52:59,508 I guess so. I guess so.
1166 00:52:59,510 00:53:02,611 Real mature, Ron. Real mature, Ron.
1167 00:53:02,613 00:53:04,547 I guess so. I guess so.
1168 00:53:04,549 00:53:07,516 - You know what your problem is? - I guess so. - You know what your problem is? - I guess so.
1169 00:53:07,518 00:53:09,852 - You're a hypocrite. - Uh-huh. Yep. - You're a hypocrite. - Uh-huh. Yep.
1170 00:53:09,854 00:53:11,921 How is what I did any different than what you did? How is what I did any different than what you did?
1171 00:53:11,923 00:53:15,824 With you having les' cock in your mouth. With you having les' cock in your mouth.
1172 00:53:15,826 00:53:18,928 Oh, okay. So your excuse is, "oh, I got drunk, Oh, okay. So your excuse is, "oh, I got drunk,
1173 00:53:18,930 00:53:20,095 - "it didn't mean anything." - That's right. - "it didn't mean anything." - That's right.
1174 00:53:20,097 00:53:21,964 - Can't I use the same excuse? - That's exactly right. - Can't I use the same excuse? - That's exactly right.
1175 00:53:21,966 00:53:23,599 You can't use the same fucking excuse. You can't use the same fucking excuse.
1176 00:53:23,601 00:53:24,967 It's not the same fucking thing. It's not the same fucking thing.
1177 00:53:24,969 00:53:26,969 - Goddammit! - What? - Goddammit! - What?
1178 00:53:26,971 00:53:28,871 There's a fucking cock in my mouth! There's a fucking cock in my mouth!
1179 00:53:28,873 00:53:31,941 There's a penis in my fucking Chinese food! There's a penis in my fucking Chinese food!
1180 00:53:35,845 00:53:38,514 So you normally make all the deliveries here? So you normally make all the deliveries here?
1181 00:53:38,516 00:53:41,450 But you didn't deliver it this time. But you didn't deliver it this time.
1182 00:53:41,452 00:53:44,853 Well, I was on my way here, but a guy stopped me downstairs. Well, I was on my way here, but a guy stopped me downstairs.
1183 00:53:44,855 00:53:47,289 He said he was staying in the same apartment. He said he was staying in the same apartment.
1184 00:53:47,291 00:53:50,859 So he paid for the food and he said he would bring it up. So he paid for the food and he said he would bring it up.
1185 00:53:50,861 00:53:52,494 So you let him bring the food up? So you let him bring the food up?
1186 00:53:52,496 00:53:54,630 Because he knew the apartment number. Because he knew the apartment number.
1187 00:53:54,632 00:53:55,931 He knew Mr. Ron's name. He knew Mr. Ron's name.
1188 00:53:55,933 00:53:58,801 And he seemed to be a very nice guy. And he seemed to be a very nice guy.
1189 00:53:58,803 00:54:02,004 I didn't think anything bad was going to happen. I didn't think anything bad was going to happen.
1190 00:54:02,006 00:54:04,340 Besides, he gave me a big tip. Besides, he gave me a big tip.
1191 00:54:04,342 00:54:07,376 You get a big tip and I get a big dick in my mouth. You get a big tip and I get a big dick in my mouth.
1192 00:54:07,378 00:54:08,577 That's a fair exchange. That's a fair exchange.
1193 00:54:08,579 00:54:09,812 I'm so sorry, Ron. I'm so sorry, Ron.
1194 00:54:09,814 00:54:11,614 I brought you a new order, on the house. I brought you a new order, on the house.
1195 00:54:11,616 00:54:13,616 You keep it, okay. I lost my appetite. You keep it, okay. I lost my appetite.
1196 00:54:13,618 00:54:15,618 I'll probably never eat again after tonight. I'll probably never eat again after tonight.
1197 00:54:15,620 00:54:17,253 Well, look on the bright side. Well, look on the bright side.
1198 00:54:17,255 00:54:19,021 Think of all the weight you'll lose. Think of all the weight you'll lose.
1199 00:54:19,023 00:54:22,725 Hey, hey, hey. We don't need that kind of talk. Hey, hey, hey. We don't need that kind of talk.
1200 00:54:22,727 00:54:24,693 And in the future, And in the future,
1201 00:54:24,695 00:54:27,029 you need to make all the deliveries yourself, okay. you need to make all the deliveries yourself, okay.
1202 00:54:27,031 00:54:29,932 - But I didn't know. - Yeah, I know, I know, I know. - But I didn't know. - Yeah, I know, I know, I know.
1203 00:54:29,934 00:54:31,467 Is this going to be on the Internet? Is this going to be on the Internet?
1204 00:54:31,469 00:54:32,701 I don't know about that. I don't know about that.
1205 00:54:32,703 00:54:35,037 It's going to kill my business. Very badly. It's going to kill my business. Very badly.
1206 00:54:35,039 00:54:37,339 We'll try to keep it under wraps, okay? We'll try to keep it under wraps, okay?
1207 00:54:37,341 00:54:38,907 Okay. Thank you, officer. Okay. Thank you, officer.
1208 00:54:38,909 00:54:40,943 Mr. Wells. Do you recall what the man looked like Mr. Wells. Do you recall what the man looked like
1209 00:54:40,945 00:54:42,578 who delivered the food? who delivered the food?
1210 00:54:42,580 00:54:44,013 I didn't even see the guy! I didn't even see the guy!
1211 00:54:44,015 00:54:46,682 I just gave him the money and he gave me the food, I just gave him the money and he gave me the food,
1212 00:54:46,684 00:54:51,420 so you don't look people in the eyes when you talk to them? so you don't look people in the eyes when you talk to them?
1213 00:54:52,422 00:54:54,590 I was agitated. I was agitated.
1214 00:54:54,592 00:54:57,059 Why were you agitated? Why were you agitated?
1215 00:54:58,928 00:55:01,497 Domestic issues. Domestic issues.
1216 00:55:01,499 00:55:05,034 What kind of domestic issues? What kind of domestic issues?
1217 00:55:05,036 00:55:06,669 Personal shit, man. Its' none of your business. Personal shit, man. Its' none of your business.
1218 00:55:06,671 00:55:10,406 I just want to know why you were agitated. I just want to know why you were agitated.
1219 00:55:10,408 00:55:13,342 I'm agitated because you're asking me why I'm agitated. I'm agitated because you're asking me why I'm agitated.
1220 00:55:13,344 00:55:15,811 I'm agitated because... I'm just agitated. I'm agitated because... I'm just agitated.
1221 00:55:15,813 00:55:19,615 I don't like it when people ask me why I'm agitated... I don't like it when people ask me why I'm agitated...
1222 00:55:19,617 00:55:21,483 I don't know. I don't know.
1223 00:55:21,951 00:55:23,952 Miss, are you okay? Miss, are you okay?
1224 00:55:23,954 00:55:26,355 It's Mrs. and she's fine. It's Mrs. and she's fine.
1225 00:55:26,357 00:55:29,458 - I got it. - God damn, fucking cock!! - I got it. - God damn, fucking cock!!
1226 00:55:29,460 00:55:31,427 Let's see if we can match the severed member Let's see if we can match the severed member
1227 00:55:31,429 00:55:32,528 to the severed foot. to the severed foot.
1228 00:55:32,530 00:55:34,797 It might be from the same body. It might be from the same body.
1229 00:55:34,799 00:55:37,833 Judging from the foot size, I'd say it is. Judging from the foot size, I'd say it is.
1230 00:55:37,835 00:55:40,069 Ma'am, if you have any trouble at all, Ma'am, if you have any trouble at all,
1231 00:55:40,071 00:55:41,437 don't hesitate to call me. don't hesitate to call me.
1232 00:55:41,439 00:55:45,574 Wait a second, why are you giving her special treatment? Wait a second, why are you giving her special treatment?
1233 00:55:45,576 00:55:48,711 I'm the one who got violated, man. I'm the one who got violated, man.
1234 00:55:48,713 00:55:49,978 Calm down, buddy. Calm down, buddy.
1235 00:55:49,980 00:55:51,380 Don't tell me to calm down. Don't tell me to calm down.
1236 00:55:51,382 00:55:52,915 There was a severed dick in my mouth. There was a severed dick in my mouth.
1237 00:55:52,917 00:55:54,616 I've sucked a dick before, in college, I've sucked a dick before, in college,
1238 00:55:54,618 00:55:56,885 but it was attached to a body, okay. but it was attached to a body, okay.
1239 00:55:56,887 00:55:58,620 And my wife is running around And my wife is running around
1240 00:55:58,622 00:55:59,855 acting like a fucking sword swallower acting like a fucking sword swallower
1241 00:55:59,857 00:56:01,423 from the barnum and Bailey circus. from the barnum and Bailey circus.
1242 00:56:01,425 00:56:03,726 And out of all the cops in Brooklyn they can send me, And out of all the cops in Brooklyn they can send me,
1243 00:56:03,728 00:56:06,095 they send me andré the giant and Betty boop. they send me andré the giant and Betty boop.
1244 00:56:06,097 00:56:08,664 Okay, I want some fucking answers! Okay, I want some fucking answers!
1245 00:56:10,000 00:56:11,633 No, I'll tell you this, No, I'll tell you this,
1246 00:56:11,635 00:56:15,404 if I found a penis in my Chinese food, if I found a penis in my Chinese food,
1247 00:56:15,406 00:56:17,639 I'd probably throw a rock through the window. I'd probably throw a rock through the window.
1248 00:56:17,641 00:56:21,643 What's the name of the place? What is it? What's the name of the place? What is it?
1249 00:56:21,645 00:56:24,513 Hong Kong castle? Hong Kong castle?
1250 00:56:24,515 00:56:27,483 They should change it to long dong castle. They should change it to long dong castle.
1251 00:56:27,485 00:56:30,619 Be careful ordering noodles from that place, people. Be careful ordering noodles from that place, people.
1252 00:56:30,621 00:56:33,555 You might get something a little extra. You might get something a little extra.
1253 00:56:36,025 00:56:38,861 Anyway, by now most of you have heard, Anyway, by now most of you have heard,
1254 00:56:38,863 00:56:41,530 the chastity fielding 27, the chastity fielding 27,
1255 00:56:41,532 00:56:43,699 crashed after take-off on Tuesday. crashed after take-off on Tuesday.
1256 00:56:43,701 00:56:46,769 This was supposed to be the first commercial airplane This was supposed to be the first commercial airplane
1257 00:56:46,771 00:56:49,037 to orbit the earth. to orbit the earth.
1258 00:56:49,039 00:56:50,572 This place is great. This place is great.
1259 00:56:50,574 00:56:52,141 I had dinner here a few weeks ago. I had dinner here a few weeks ago.
1260 00:56:52,143 00:56:55,411 Yeah, well, I hope you're paying. Yeah, well, I hope you're paying.
1261 00:56:55,413 00:56:57,913 Chastity stock is down 50 percent. Chastity stock is down 50 percent.
1262 00:56:57,915 00:56:59,715 It's all right, Barry. Don't worry. It's all right, Barry. Don't worry.
1263 00:56:59,717 00:57:01,083 I got this. I got this.
1264 00:57:01,085 00:57:04,653 "Consumer space travel, that's the way of the future." "Consumer space travel, that's the way of the future."
1265 00:57:04,655 00:57:06,822 - That's what you said, dude. - It is. It is. - That's what you said, dude. - It is. It is.
1266 00:57:06,824 00:57:08,924 Well, if that first test flight is any indication, Well, if that first test flight is any indication,
1267 00:57:08,926 00:57:10,492 the future looks pretty bleak. the future looks pretty bleak.
1268 00:57:10,494 00:57:12,628 Come on, Barry. Listen. Come on, Barry. Listen.
1269 00:57:12,630 00:57:15,898 It's a test, the rocket exploded in a test. It's a test, the rocket exploded in a test.
1270 00:57:15,900 00:57:17,800 That's what a test is for. That's what a test is for.
1271 00:57:17,802 00:57:20,035 - You guys ready to order? - Yeah, I think so. - You guys ready to order? - Yeah, I think so.
1272 00:57:20,037 00:57:22,438 I was over hearing your conversation I was over hearing your conversation
1273 00:57:22,440 00:57:24,640 about the chastity thing. about the chastity thing.
1274 00:57:24,642 00:57:26,475 Man, that was a tragedy, huh. Man, that was a tragedy, huh.
1275 00:57:26,477 00:57:30,145 They'll get a consumer flight into space before you know it They'll get a consumer flight into space before you know it
1276 00:57:30,147 00:57:32,548 and that stock's going to take off like a rocket. and that stock's going to take off like a rocket.
1277 00:57:32,550 00:57:34,683 Hopefully, it doesn't take off like the last one did. Hopefully, it doesn't take off like the last one did.
1278 00:57:34,685 00:57:36,618 Yeah, I'm pretty sure they're going to get it up. Yeah, I'm pretty sure they're going to get it up.
1279 00:57:36,620 00:57:37,986 There's no doubt about that. There's no doubt about that.
1280 00:57:37,988 00:57:40,656 It's only a matter of time. It's only a matter of time.
1281 00:57:40,658 00:57:42,991 Can you imagine being that pilot? Can you imagine being that pilot?
1282 00:57:42,993 00:57:47,663 Having trained his whole life for that one moment. Having trained his whole life for that one moment.
1283 00:57:47,665 00:57:53,802 And then you're finally up soaring toward the sky and And then you're finally up soaring toward the sky and
1284 00:57:53,804 00:57:59,208 everything you studied for, hoped for, dreamed for... everything you studied for, hoped for, dreamed for...
1285 00:57:59,210 00:58:01,076 Gone. Gone.
1286 00:58:01,078 00:58:04,480 Honey, nobody is following you. Honey, nobody is following you.
1287 00:58:06,716 00:58:09,051 Really, with the spitting, still? Really, with the spitting, still?
1288 00:58:12,055 00:58:15,557 So, they're not actually firing you, right? So, they're not actually firing you, right?
1289 00:58:15,559 00:58:17,493 No, it's a leave of absence. No, it's a leave of absence.
1290 00:58:17,495 00:58:19,161 Okay, so great. How long? Okay, so great. How long?
1291 00:58:19,163 00:58:20,796 Like, a month. Like, a month.
1292 00:58:20,798 00:58:21,964 And they're paying you? And they're paying you?
1293 00:58:21,966 00:58:23,565 Yeah. Yeah.
1294 00:58:23,567 00:58:25,667 Okay, so what's the big deal? Okay, so what's the big deal?
1295 00:58:25,669 00:58:28,003 I don't get why companies act like a leave of absence with pay I don't get why companies act like a leave of absence with pay
1296 00:58:28,005 00:58:29,104 is punishment. is punishment.
1297 00:58:29,106 00:58:30,873 It's a gift. It's a gift.
1298 00:58:30,875 00:58:33,175 That's a good way of looking at it. That's a good way of looking at it.
1299 00:58:33,576 00:58:35,077 Hi. Hi.
1300 00:58:36,713 00:58:38,514 Hi. Hi.
1301 00:58:52,195 00:58:54,963 What the fuck are you doing? What the fuck are you doing?
1302 00:58:54,965 00:58:57,032 I'm not really hungry. I'm not really hungry.
1303 00:58:57,034 00:59:00,002 You got any wine or any liquor? You got any wine or any liquor?
1304 00:59:00,004 00:59:04,706 I know who's sending you body parts. I know who's sending you body parts.
1305 00:59:04,708 00:59:07,676 Fuck it, let's have a drink. Fuck it, let's have a drink.
1306 00:59:09,979 00:59:12,888 It's just too simple, man. It's not that simple. It's just too simple, man. It's not that simple.
1307 00:59:12,914 00:59:13,615 Why? Why?
1308 00:59:13,617 00:59:15,651 - Because there are too many... - Too many what? - Because there are too many... - Too many what?
1309 00:59:15,653 00:59:17,619 - Too many suspects. - Who? - Too many suspects. - Who?
1310 00:59:17,621 00:59:19,621 You. You.
1311 00:59:19,623 00:59:22,758 I'm not sending you body parts, okay. I'm not sending you body parts, okay.
1312 00:59:22,760 00:59:25,260 My students, for one. My students, for one.
1313 00:59:25,262 00:59:26,762 Who? Who?
1314 00:59:26,764 00:59:28,630 Rain, the one who hates me. Rain, the one who hates me.
1315 00:59:28,632 00:59:29,765 Why would she send you body parts? Why would she send you body parts?
1316 00:59:29,767 00:59:31,133 Because she hates me. Because she hates me.
1317 00:59:31,135 00:59:32,935 Where would she get the body parts? Where would she get the body parts?
1318 00:59:32,937 00:59:36,171 Her grandfather has diabetes; They amputated his foot. Her grandfather has diabetes; They amputated his foot.
1319 00:59:36,173 00:59:38,173 That's fucking ridiculous. That's fucking ridiculous.
1320 00:59:38,175 00:59:40,976 You thought she took her grandfather's amputated foot You thought she took her grandfather's amputated foot
1321 00:59:40,978 00:59:43,145 and put it in the dryer? and put it in the dryer?
1322 00:59:43,147 00:59:45,314 - It's not funny. - Yes, it is. - It's not funny. - Yes, it is.
1323 00:59:45,316 00:59:46,748 Actually it isn't. Actually it isn't.
1324 00:59:46,750 00:59:48,350 My uncle has diabetes. My uncle has diabetes.
1325 00:59:48,352 00:59:51,019 - Tom Hanks has diabetes. - What? - Tom Hanks has diabetes. - What?
1326 00:59:51,021 00:59:54,990 Okay and then I thought maybe it was rain's mom. Okay and then I thought maybe it was rain's mom.
1327 00:59:54,992 00:59:56,892 Why would she send you body parts? Why would she send you body parts?
1328 00:59:56,894 00:59:58,961 She hates arabs, okay She hates arabs, okay
1329 00:59:58,963 01:00:01,029 and that's the new trend in the world, and that's the new trend in the world,
1330 01:00:01,031 01:00:02,364 is to blame the muslims. is to blame the muslims.
1331 01:00:02,366 01:00:03,932 - You're not Muslim. - She doesn't know that. - You're not Muslim. - She doesn't know that.
1332 01:00:03,934 01:00:05,867 It's this guy, the waiter. It's this guy, the waiter.
1333 01:00:05,869 01:00:08,003 He overheard us talking that night. He overheard us talking that night.
1334 01:00:08,005 01:00:09,905 Where did he get my name? Where did he get our address? Where did he get my name? Where did he get our address?
1335 01:00:09,907 01:00:12,074 You paid for dinner. You paid for dinner.
1336 01:00:12,076 01:00:15,911 Yeah, I remember, because you never pay for dinner. Yeah, I remember, because you never pay for dinner.
1337 01:00:15,913 01:00:17,346 But you did that night. But you did that night.
1338 01:00:17,348 01:00:20,115 So he has your name and he has your credit card number. So he has your name and he has your credit card number.
1339 01:00:20,117 01:00:21,950 Finding out your address with that information Finding out your address with that information
1340 01:00:21,952 01:00:23,185 isn't that difficult. isn't that difficult.
1341 01:00:23,187 01:00:24,953 Okay, possibly. Okay, possibly.
1342 01:00:24,955 01:00:28,724 But the chances that it's the same guy from college, But the chances that it's the same guy from college,
1343 01:00:28,726 01:00:30,606 that was 20 years ago, there's no fucking way. that was 20 years ago, there's no fucking way.
1344 01:00:30,632 01:00:31,126 So what? So what?
1345 01:00:31,128 01:00:34,029 - It's too coincidental. - This shit happens all the time. - It's too coincidental. - This shit happens all the time.
1346 01:00:34,031 01:00:35,163 He's right, he's right. He's right, he's right.
1347 01:00:35,165 01:00:37,366 My aunt turned 50, she went to Tibet My aunt turned 50, she went to Tibet
1348 01:00:37,368 01:00:39,234 on a mountain climbing expedition. on a mountain climbing expedition.
1349 01:00:39,236 01:00:41,236 She gets to the top of this mountain, She gets to the top of this mountain,
1350 01:00:41,238 01:00:44,239 there's a man sitting on a rock, next to a camp fire. there's a man sitting on a rock, next to a camp fire.
1351 01:00:44,241 01:00:46,008 It's her high school sweetheart, It's her high school sweetheart,
1352 01:00:46,010 01:00:47,843 who she has not seen in 30 years. who she has not seen in 30 years.
1353 01:00:47,845 01:00:49,845 - Bullshit. - I swear to god it's true. - Bullshit. - I swear to god it's true.
1354 01:00:49,847 01:00:52,280 It's like the guy who accidentally fucked his sister It's like the guy who accidentally fucked his sister
1355 01:00:52,282 01:00:53,749 at a frat party. at a frat party.
1356 01:00:53,751 01:00:55,350 It's a little more romantic than that. It's a little more romantic than that.
1357 01:00:55,352 01:00:57,085 I hired a private investigator I hired a private investigator
1358 01:00:57,087 01:00:58,920 to do a background check on this guy to do a background check on this guy
1359 01:00:58,922 01:01:00,022 and find out who he is. and find out who he is.
1360 01:01:00,024 01:01:01,757 - No, you didn't. - Yeah, I did. - No, you didn't. - Yeah, I did.
1361 01:01:01,759 01:01:03,191 We can't afford a private investigator. We can't afford a private investigator.
1362 01:01:03,193 01:01:06,395 You don't have to worry about it, I'm taking care of it. You don't have to worry about it, I'm taking care of it.
1363 01:01:06,397 01:01:08,764 Well, that's pretty big of you. Well, that's pretty big of you.
1364 01:01:08,766 01:01:10,432 Well, I'm a big man, Ron. Well, I'm a big man, Ron.
1365 01:01:10,434 01:01:14,136 Yeah, you are, very big. Yeah, you are, very big.
1366 01:01:14,138 01:01:17,139 Well, you would know, Nicki. Well, you would know, Nicki.
1367 01:01:17,740 01:01:19,841 What are you talking about? What are you talking about?
1368 01:01:20,877 01:01:23,078 Oh, he didn't tell you? Oh, he didn't tell you?
1369 01:01:23,080 01:01:25,247 Tell me what? Tell me what?
1370 01:01:25,249 01:01:27,760 You fucked around with him, and that's what happens. You fucked around with him, and that's what happens.
1371 01:01:27,786 01:01:29,418 I didn't fuck around with him. I didn't fuck around with him.
1372 01:01:29,420 01:01:33,182 This is how I felt for the last two weeks! This is how I felt for the last two weeks!
1373 01:01:33,208 01:01:35,457 She sucked your dick? She sucked your dick?
1374 01:01:35,459 01:01:37,826 I can't even believe you! I can't even believe you!
1375 01:02:04,787 01:02:06,455 His name is Wally Moore, His name is Wally Moore,
1376 01:02:06,457 01:02:10,292 age 42, lives in sunset park, age 42, lives in sunset park,
1377 01:02:10,294 01:02:12,794 born and raised in Minneapolis, Minnesota. born and raised in Minneapolis, Minnesota.
1378 01:02:12,796 01:02:14,096 He waits tables at the raven. He waits tables at the raven.
1379 01:02:14,098 01:02:15,430 Where did this guy go to college? Where did this guy go to college?
1380 01:02:15,432 01:02:17,866 Boston college, that's where I went to school, Boston college, that's where I went to school,
1381 01:02:17,868 01:02:20,001 - it's got to be the same guy. - Holy shit. - it's got to be the same guy. - Holy shit.
1382 01:02:20,003 01:02:21,336 What year did he graduate? What year did he graduate?
1383 01:02:21,338 01:02:22,804 - He didn't. - Why? - He didn't. - Why?
1384 01:02:22,806 01:02:24,840 It says he dropped out his sophomore year. It says he dropped out his sophomore year.
1385 01:02:24,842 01:02:28,810 I don't know. It's strange too, he had a scholarship. I don't know. It's strange too, he had a scholarship.
1386 01:02:28,812 01:02:30,946 What kind of scholarship? What kind of scholarship?
1387 01:02:30,948 01:02:32,280 Music. Music.
1388 01:02:32,282 01:02:35,751 Turns out, he had been a noted saxophonist Turns out, he had been a noted saxophonist
1389 01:02:35,753 01:02:37,352 from the time he was a child. from the time he was a child.
1390 01:02:37,354 01:02:40,355 He was considered something of a prodigy. He was considered something of a prodigy.
1391 01:02:40,357 01:02:41,823 A prodigy, really? A prodigy, really?
1392 01:02:41,825 01:02:43,091 Yeah, he must have been very good Yeah, he must have been very good
1393 01:02:43,093 01:02:45,961 because he's missing two fingers on his hand. because he's missing two fingers on his hand.
1394 01:02:45,963 01:02:47,329 Fuck. Fuck.
1395 01:02:47,331 01:02:50,899 - I ruined the guy's life. - Come on, don't say that. - I ruined the guy's life. - Come on, don't say that.
1396 01:02:50,901 01:02:52,100 What's he talking about? What's he talking about?
1397 01:02:52,102 01:02:54,035 He cut the guys fingers off. He cut the guys fingers off.
1398 01:02:54,037 01:02:56,872 - Why did you do that? - It was an accident. - Why did you do that? - It was an accident.
1399 01:02:56,874 01:02:58,173 Oh, well, that would account for Oh, well, that would account for
1400 01:02:58,175 01:02:59,541 why he dropped out of college. why he dropped out of college.
1401 01:02:59,543 01:03:01,042 I fucked his whole life up. I fucked his whole life up.
1402 01:03:01,044 01:03:03,378 He had dreams of being the next Charlie Parker. He had dreams of being the next Charlie Parker.
1403 01:03:03,380 01:03:08,183 I severed his dreams, literally, severed his dreams. I severed his dreams, literally, severed his dreams.
1404 01:03:08,185 01:03:11,052 You can't be a saxophone player with fucking three fingers. You can't be a saxophone player with fucking three fingers.
1405 01:03:11,054 01:03:13,855 Hey, look, remember that one-armed drummer Hey, look, remember that one-armed drummer
1406 01:03:13,857 01:03:15,991 from that rock band back in the 80's? from that rock band back in the 80's?
1407 01:03:15,993 01:03:18,026 - Remember that guy? - Uh-huh. - Remember that guy? - Uh-huh.
1408 01:03:18,028 01:03:20,362 What's your point? What's your point?
1409 01:03:20,364 01:03:22,330 I don't really have one. I don't really have one.
1410 01:03:22,332 01:03:24,966 How'd you find out all this information so quickly? How'd you find out all this information so quickly?
1411 01:03:24,968 01:03:26,401 Are you kidding? Are you kidding?
1412 01:03:26,403 01:03:29,938 I got half this shit off his Facebook page. I got half this shit off his Facebook page.
1413 01:03:30,873 01:03:33,308 - Oh, he looks happy. - He does, doesn't he? - Oh, he looks happy. - He does, doesn't he?
1414 01:03:33,310 01:03:34,843 He doesn't look sad at all. He doesn't look sad at all.
1415 01:03:34,845 01:03:36,311 Maybe I didn't ruin his life. Maybe I didn't ruin his life.
1416 01:03:36,313 01:03:39,047 No, I think you probably ruined his life. No, I think you probably ruined his life.
1417 01:03:39,049 01:03:40,515 Why do you say that? Why do you say that?
1418 01:03:40,517 01:03:43,919 He likes to go to a jazz club called Dino's. He likes to go to a jazz club called Dino's.
1419 01:03:43,921 01:03:45,587 - You know the place? - No. - You know the place? - No.
1420 01:03:45,589 01:03:47,088 Yeah, I know the place. Yeah, I know the place.
1421 01:03:47,090 01:03:50,392 Yeah, okay. Well, go there sometime. Yeah, okay. Well, go there sometime.
1422 01:03:50,394 01:03:53,295 You'll see what I'm talking about. You'll see what I'm talking about.
1423 01:03:53,297 01:03:55,997 He's there almost every night. He's there almost every night.
1424 01:04:47,183 01:04:48,617 What do we do, guys? What do we do, guys?
1425 01:04:48,619 01:04:49,951 We should follow him. We should follow him.
1426 01:04:49,953 01:04:50,619 - What? - You want to follow him? - What? - You want to follow him?
1427 01:04:50,621 01:04:53,355 I don't know, it's just the first thing I thought of. I don't know, it's just the first thing I thought of.
1428 01:04:53,357 01:04:56,524 That's a dumb idea. Think things through for once. That's a dumb idea. Think things through for once.
1429 01:04:56,526 01:04:58,159 I'm not good at thinking, okay. I'm not good at thinking, okay.
1430 01:04:58,161 01:05:00,362 The first time I saw that famous statue by rodin, The first time I saw that famous statue by rodin,
1431 01:05:00,364 01:05:01,897 I didn't even recognize what he was doing. I didn't even recognize what he was doing.
1432 01:05:01,899 01:05:03,231 Did you see how sad he looked? Did you see how sad he looked?
1433 01:05:03,233 01:05:04,666 That guys looked really depressed, That guys looked really depressed,
1434 01:05:04,668 01:05:07,669 - I did that. - No, you didn't. - I did that. - No, you didn't.
1435 01:05:07,671 01:05:09,471 - Yeah, I did. - It's the music. - Yeah, I did. - It's the music.
1436 01:05:09,473 01:05:11,273 That's why they call it the blues. That's why they call it the blues.
1437 01:05:11,275 01:05:12,540 He could have had an amazing career. He could have had an amazing career.
1438 01:05:12,542 01:05:14,075 He could have been the next scarlatti. He could have been the next scarlatti.
1439 01:05:14,077 01:05:15,610 Well, he also could have been the next Kenny g. Well, he also could have been the next Kenny g.
1440 01:05:15,612 01:05:16,912 Maybe you did the world a favor. Maybe you did the world a favor.
1441 01:05:16,914 01:05:19,114 I should go talk to him, maybe. I should go talk to him, maybe.
1442 01:05:19,116 01:05:20,849 I should maybe talk to him and try to make amends, or something. I should maybe talk to him and try to make amends, or something.
1443 01:05:20,851 01:05:22,550 Ron, you should go to the police. Ron, you should go to the police.
1444 01:05:22,552 01:05:24,219 He's clearly the guy who's been sending you those body parts He's clearly the guy who's been sending you those body parts
1445 01:05:24,221 01:05:24,986 and he's dangerous. and he's dangerous.
1446 01:05:24,988 01:05:26,121 She's right, Ron. She's right, Ron.
1447 01:05:26,123 01:05:27,956 Right? Right?
1448 01:05:28,524 01:05:30,258 What? What's wrong? What? What's wrong?
1449 01:05:30,260 01:05:31,660 Why are you looking at me like that? Why are you looking at me like that?
1450 01:05:31,662 01:05:33,228 I'm just looking at you. I'm just looking at you.
1451 01:05:33,230 01:05:35,664 You're so beautiful. You're so beautiful.
1452 01:05:35,666 01:05:39,534 I can see why les wanted to put his dick in your mouth. I can see why les wanted to put his dick in your mouth.
1453 01:05:41,170 01:05:44,673 I've gotten my fair share of hate mail all over the years, I've gotten my fair share of hate mail all over the years,
1454 01:05:44,675 01:05:48,510 telling me I'm a scumbag, telling me I'm a scumbag,
1455 01:05:48,512 01:05:52,681 the scourge of the earth, the cancer of the airwaves. the scourge of the earth, the cancer of the airwaves.
1456 01:05:52,683 01:05:56,418 But no one's ever sent me a severed animal head, But no one's ever sent me a severed animal head,
1457 01:05:56,420 01:05:57,552 until today. until today.
1458 01:05:57,554 01:05:59,187 I think it was a cat, I think it was a cat,
1459 01:05:59,189 01:06:03,992 I didn't keep it long enough to find out. I didn't keep it long enough to find out.
1460 01:06:03,994 01:06:07,562 It was terrifying in a lot of ways, It was terrifying in a lot of ways,
1461 01:06:07,564 01:06:09,264 knowing that someone went through the trouble knowing that someone went through the trouble
1462 01:06:09,266 01:06:10,699 to send me such a thing. to send me such a thing.
1463 01:06:10,701 01:06:16,104 I'm a little rattled, I will admit. I'm a little rattled, I will admit.
1464 01:06:16,106 01:06:18,039 But I'm not deterred. But I'm not deterred.
1465 01:06:18,041 01:06:20,408 The words I say, the opinions I take, The words I say, the opinions I take,
1466 01:06:20,410 01:06:22,978 the thoughts in my head, they will not cease. the thoughts in my head, they will not cease.
1467 01:06:22,980 01:06:25,714 They will flow from my mouth like a furious river. They will flow from my mouth like a furious river.
1468 01:06:25,716 01:06:29,617 Decapitate all the cats in Brooklyn if you have to. Decapitate all the cats in Brooklyn if you have to.
1469 01:06:29,619 01:06:30,685 Call in Isis! Call in Isis!
1470 01:06:30,687 01:06:33,188 I will not be intimidated! I will not be intimidated!
1471 01:06:33,190 01:06:35,991 You do not scare me! You do not scare me!
1472 01:06:39,628 01:06:42,998 We're looking for a Mr. Wally Moore. We're looking for a Mr. Wally Moore.
1473 01:06:43,000 01:06:44,566 That's me. That's me.
1474 01:06:44,568 01:06:48,503 We would like to just ask you a couple questions. We would like to just ask you a couple questions.
1475 01:06:48,505 01:06:51,373 Yeah, I've got a second. What's up? Yeah, I've got a second. What's up?
1476 01:06:51,375 01:06:56,344 Do you have a place, we can speak privately? Do you have a place, we can speak privately?
1477 01:06:56,346 01:07:00,048 Yeah, come on in back. Yeah, come on in back.
1478 01:07:00,050 01:07:02,083 Thank you, sir. Thank you, sir.
1479 01:07:08,491 01:07:10,091 So I got something here for you, So I got something here for you,
1480 01:07:10,093 01:07:11,393 one of my favorite things. one of my favorite things.
1481 01:07:11,395 01:07:14,396 This place has the best cupcakes in Brooklyn. This place has the best cupcakes in Brooklyn.
1482 01:07:14,398 01:07:17,032 So these are red velvet, So these are red velvet,
1483 01:07:17,034 01:07:18,633 - and they are to die for. - Dig in, buddy. - and they are to die for. - Dig in, buddy.
1484 01:07:18,635 01:07:20,568 They are so good. They are so good.
1485 01:07:20,570 01:07:22,303 Come on, have one, Wycoff. Come on, have one, Wycoff.
1486 01:07:22,305 01:07:25,106 You don't eat sugar? You don't eat sweets? You don't eat sugar? You don't eat sweets?
1487 01:07:25,108 01:07:29,001 Its good, right. It's delicious, it's amazing. Its good, right. It's delicious, it's amazing.
1488 01:07:29,027 01:07:30,078 Awesome. Awesome.
1489 01:07:30,080 01:07:33,048 So what's the status? So what's the status?
1490 01:07:35,117 01:07:38,686 We got the DNA samples back from the body parts. We got the DNA samples back from the body parts.
1491 01:07:38,688 01:07:40,655 Well, that's great. Who's the victim? Well, that's great. Who's the victim?
1492 01:07:40,657 01:07:42,257 No idea. No idea.
1493 01:07:42,259 01:07:44,259 We couldn't track the person. We couldn't track the person.
1494 01:07:44,261 01:07:47,395 It's a male, white guy, that's all we know. It's a male, white guy, that's all we know.
1495 01:07:47,397 01:07:49,297 That could be anybody. That could be anybody.
1496 01:07:49,299 01:07:52,634 That's correct, there are a lot of white people in New York. That's correct, there are a lot of white people in New York.
1497 01:07:53,669 01:07:58,406 Okay, so now what? What happens now? Okay, so now what? What happens now?
1498 01:07:58,408 01:08:01,743 So, we don't know who it is. So, we don't know who it is.
1499 01:08:03,145 01:08:05,814 But this is where it gets especially strange. But this is where it gets especially strange.
1500 01:08:05,816 01:08:07,182 Okay. Okay.
1501 01:08:07,184 01:08:10,351 The blood on the foot, it wasn't real. The blood on the foot, it wasn't real.
1502 01:08:10,353 01:08:12,821 That doesn't make any sense at all. That doesn't make any sense at all.
1503 01:08:12,823 01:08:15,457 That doesn't make any sense. That doesn't make any sense.
1504 01:08:15,459 01:08:17,859 You're saying it's fake blood? You're saying it's fake blood?
1505 01:08:17,861 01:08:20,562 Like fake blood from like, the fake blood store? Like fake blood from like, the fake blood store?
1506 01:08:20,564 01:08:22,764 Tomato sauce. Tomato sauce.
1507 01:08:22,766 01:08:25,166 Tomato... Tomato sauce? Tomato... Tomato sauce?
1508 01:08:25,168 01:08:27,602 Marinara. Marinara.
1509 01:08:27,604 01:08:30,305 Marinara? Marinara? Marinara? Marinara?
1510 01:08:30,307 01:08:31,840 Marinara, marinara, like, the marinara sauce, Marinara, marinara, like, the marinara sauce,
1511 01:08:31,842 01:08:34,809 yeah, marinara, marinara. Yeah. yeah, marinara, marinara. Yeah.
1512 01:08:34,811 01:08:38,580 Why would the guy put marinara sauce on a real foot? Why would the guy put marinara sauce on a real foot?
1513 01:08:38,582 01:08:40,715 - Why would he do that? - That, my friend, is a good question. - Why would he do that? - That, my friend, is a good question.
1514 01:08:40,717 01:08:42,317 Yeah, and what's the answer? Yeah, and what's the answer?
1515 01:08:42,319 01:08:45,120 I don't have the answer. The guy's probably nuts. I don't have the answer. The guy's probably nuts.
1516 01:08:45,122 01:08:47,455 Yeah, the guys' probably nuts. Yeah, the guys' probably nuts.
1517 01:08:47,457 01:08:49,390 You talked to the guy? You talked to the guy?
1518 01:08:49,392 01:08:51,359 Which one? Which one?
1519 01:08:51,361 01:08:53,862 Wally, the waiter, the guy I went to college with. Wally, the waiter, the guy I went to college with.
1520 01:08:53,864 01:08:57,398 Yeah, yeah, that guy. Yeah, we talked to him. Yeah, yeah, that guy. Yeah, we talked to him.
1521 01:08:57,400 01:08:58,833 And? And?
1522 01:08:58,835 01:09:01,503 He didn't do it. He didn't do it.
1523 01:09:01,505 01:09:03,738 - You didn't arrest the guy? - No. - You didn't arrest the guy? - No.
1524 01:09:03,740 01:09:05,140 Why didn't you arrest the guy? Why didn't you arrest the guy?
1525 01:09:05,142 01:09:06,608 I just told you, he didn't do it. I just told you, he didn't do it.
1526 01:09:06,610 01:09:07,742 Of course he did it. Of course he did it.
1527 01:09:07,744 01:09:09,477 This is the guy, I'm telling you... This is the guy, I'm telling you...
1528 01:09:09,479 01:09:12,614 Look, we interviewed the guy and he was a really nice guy. Look, we interviewed the guy and he was a really nice guy.
1529 01:09:12,616 01:09:15,216 - He's a very nice guy. - He is, yeah. - He's a very nice guy. - He is, yeah.
1530 01:09:15,218 01:09:17,585 Ted Bundy was a nice guy, okay. Ted Bundy was a nice guy, okay.
1531 01:09:17,587 01:09:19,554 Just because your nice doesn't mean you're not capable of Just because your nice doesn't mean you're not capable of
1532 01:09:19,556 01:09:21,890 doing really fucked up crazy morbid up shit. doing really fucked up crazy morbid up shit.
1533 01:09:21,892 01:09:25,326 Hey, watch the tone. Hey, watch the tone.
1534 01:09:25,328 01:09:29,330 I got to remember this place. These cupcakes are awesome. I got to remember this place. These cupcakes are awesome.
1535 01:09:29,332 01:09:30,832 Have another one. Have another one.
1536 01:10:01,564 01:10:03,231 What? What?
1537 01:10:03,233 01:10:04,632 Stop! Stop!
1538 01:10:04,634 01:10:06,734 Police!!! Police!!!
1539 01:10:09,271 01:10:11,306 Somebody stop her!! Somebody stop her!!
1540 01:10:24,486 01:10:27,789 She ripped my heart out. I had no idea it was coming. She ripped my heart out. I had no idea it was coming.
1541 01:10:28,624 01:10:30,425 Oh, shit! Oh, shit!
1542 01:10:45,307 01:10:48,676 We don't understand why she was in Muslim garb. We don't understand why she was in Muslim garb.
1543 01:10:48,678 01:10:51,546 No, this is something we just can't figure out. No, this is something we just can't figure out.
1544 01:10:51,548 01:10:55,717 We raised her as a Greek orthodox. We raised her as a Greek orthodox.
1545 01:10:55,719 01:11:01,723 You know, I think that she just really liked the style. You know, I think that she just really liked the style.
1546 01:11:01,725 01:11:04,692 And she had very eclectic tastes. And she had very eclectic tastes.
1547 01:11:04,694 01:11:06,561 Too bad it's not an Irish funeral, Too bad it's not an Irish funeral,
1548 01:11:06,563 01:11:08,763 we could go get fucked up afterwards. we could go get fucked up afterwards.
1549 01:11:08,765 01:11:10,846 Oh, that's what they do after an Irish funeral, right? Oh, that's what they do after an Irish funeral, right?
1550 01:11:10,872 01:11:11,366 Yeah. Yeah.
1551 01:11:11,368 01:11:13,301 - They all get wasted and dance around? - Yeah. - They all get wasted and dance around? - Yeah.
1552 01:11:13,303 01:11:14,669 I've never been to one of those. I've never been to one of those.
1553 01:11:14,671 01:11:16,704 Hey, listen... I'm going to have a photo opening Hey, listen... I'm going to have a photo opening
1554 01:11:16,706 01:11:18,773 next week and I would love for you to come. next week and I would love for you to come.
1555 01:11:18,775 01:11:23,011 You want to go to a photo show next week? You want to go to a photo show next week?
1556 01:11:23,013 01:11:24,445 Yeah, sure. Yeah, sure.
1557 01:11:24,447 01:11:25,680 Yeah, what kind of photos? Yeah, what kind of photos?
1558 01:11:25,682 01:11:27,849 It's hardcore porn. It's hardcore porn.
1559 01:11:27,851 01:11:29,417 We have to go now, les. We have to go now, les.
1560 01:11:29,419 01:11:31,653 I'm sorry we can't ask you to come to dinner with us I'm sorry we can't ask you to come to dinner with us
1561 01:11:31,655 01:11:33,488 but we only have a reservation for four. but we only have a reservation for four.
1562 01:11:33,490 01:11:36,591 You'll come by later and we'll have some coffee. You'll come by later and we'll have some coffee.
1563 01:11:36,593 01:11:38,326 Good, we have questions to ask. Good, we have questions to ask.
1564 01:11:38,328 01:11:40,028 You take care of yourself. You take care of yourself.
1565 01:12:02,351 01:12:03,618 Oh shit. Oh shit.
1566 01:12:03,620 01:12:05,787 I forgot to put these by the grave. I forgot to put these by the grave.
1567 01:12:05,789 01:12:08,022 I should go back, maybe. I should go back, maybe.
1568 01:12:08,024 01:12:09,524 - I'll put them there for you. - Would you? - I'll put them there for you. - Would you?
1569 01:12:09,526 01:12:10,491 Yeah, of course. Yeah, of course.
1570 01:12:10,493 01:12:12,393 Thanks, I'm so exhausted. Thanks, I'm so exhausted.
1571 01:12:12,395 01:12:14,062 I feel like I'm going to pass out. I feel like I'm going to pass out.
1572 01:12:14,064 01:12:15,463 You don't look well. You don't look well.
1573 01:12:15,465 01:12:17,398 Have you been drinking enough water? Have you been drinking enough water?
1574 01:12:17,400 01:12:18,599 No. No.
1575 01:12:18,601 01:12:22,103 Here les, drink this. I'll be back. Here les, drink this. I'll be back.
1576 01:12:27,109 01:12:29,510 It was a nice ceremony. It was a nice ceremony.
1577 01:12:31,046 01:12:32,914 When the priest kept saying, "ashes to ashes When the priest kept saying, "ashes to ashes
1578 01:12:32,916 01:12:35,049 and dust to dust," and dust to dust,"
1579 01:12:35,051 01:12:38,453 all I could think about was how badly I wanted a cigarette. all I could think about was how badly I wanted a cigarette.
1580 01:12:41,090 01:12:43,891 She's in a better place. She's in a better place.
1581 01:12:43,893 01:12:45,626 You really think being in a wooden box, You really think being in a wooden box,
1582 01:12:45,628 01:12:48,129 6 feet under, is a better place? 6 feet under, is a better place?
1583 01:12:48,131 01:12:51,899 Maybe, if you're agoraphobic. Maybe, if you're agoraphobic.
1584 01:12:54,703 01:12:57,138 I haven't had a cigarette in 25 years. I haven't had a cigarette in 25 years.
1585 01:12:57,140 01:12:59,540 Really? Really?
1586 01:12:59,542 01:13:02,910 You know, a lot of people started smoking after 9/11. You know, a lot of people started smoking after 9/11.
1587 01:13:05,514 01:13:08,750 Maybe the cigarette companies were behind it. Maybe the cigarette companies were behind it.
1588 01:13:19,996 01:13:23,531 Where you're going to scatter the ashes? Where you're going to scatter the ashes?
1589 01:13:24,733 01:13:27,735 What are you talking about? We just buried her. What are you talking about? We just buried her.
1590 01:13:28,804 01:13:31,506 I knew that. My head's in the clouds. I knew that. My head's in the clouds.
1591 01:13:31,508 01:13:33,741 Les, aren't Kate's parents coming by later? Les, aren't Kate's parents coming by later?
1592 01:13:33,743 01:13:35,977 You want me to help clean some of this stuff up? You want me to help clean some of this stuff up?
1593 01:13:35,979 01:13:38,045 No, no, it's okay. It's all right. No, no, it's okay. It's all right.
1594 01:13:38,047 01:13:39,647 - Don't worry about it. - I don't mind. - Don't worry about it. - I don't mind.
1595 01:13:39,649 01:13:41,716 - I would be happy to do it. - Yeah, I can help tidy up, too. - I would be happy to do it. - Yeah, I can help tidy up, too.
1596 01:13:41,718 01:13:43,050 - I could vacuum. - No, Ron. - I could vacuum. - No, Ron.
1597 01:13:43,052 01:13:45,420 Why don't you go home and I'll meet you later. Why don't you go home and I'll meet you later.
1598 01:13:45,422 01:13:47,054 No, I want to keep les company. No, I want to keep les company.
1599 01:13:47,056 01:13:48,456 He needs us. He needs us.
1600 01:13:48,458 01:13:52,727 You should go. It's depressing here. You should go. It's depressing here.
1601 01:13:52,729 01:13:53,728 Yeah. Yeah.
1602 01:14:01,904 01:14:04,005 Are you kidding me? Are you kidding me?
1603 01:14:04,007 01:14:05,873 Oh no. Oh no.
1604 01:14:05,875 01:14:07,642 Fuck. Fuck.
1605 01:14:07,644 01:14:09,477 Hong Kong café closed? Hong Kong café closed?
1606 01:14:09,479 01:14:11,446 Oh, yeah, man. Oh, yeah, man.
1607 01:14:11,448 01:14:12,814 That was my favorite restaurant. That was my favorite restaurant.
1608 01:14:12,816 01:14:15,082 Dude, it was mine too. Dude, it was mine too.
1609 01:14:15,084 01:14:16,984 But you heard what happened, right? But you heard what happened, right?
1610 01:14:16,986 01:14:18,453 Yeah, I heard. Yeah, I heard.
1611 01:14:18,455 01:14:19,620 Yeah, it was crazy. Yeah, it was crazy.
1612 01:14:19,622 01:14:23,224 I didn't eat a severed... He didn't eat a severed penis. I didn't eat a severed... He didn't eat a severed penis.
1613 01:14:23,226 01:14:24,859 That's not what happened. That's not what happened.
1614 01:14:24,861 01:14:28,129 Cos I heard he ate a whole severed penis. Cos I heard he ate a whole severed penis.
1615 01:14:28,131 01:14:29,630 No, man, you're misinformed. No, man, you're misinformed.
1616 01:14:29,632 01:14:35,870 He didn't... He didn't... It didn't happen, so. He didn't... He didn't... It didn't happen, so.
1617 01:14:35,872 01:14:38,906 Did you see the rap video, though? Did you see the rap video, though?
1618 01:14:38,908 01:14:41,042 Rap video? Rap video?
1619 01:14:41,044 01:14:44,879 You're telling me, you did not see penis in my Chinese food? You're telling me, you did not see penis in my Chinese food?
1620 01:14:44,881 01:14:46,614 Penis in my Chinese food? Penis in my Chinese food?
1621 01:14:46,616 01:14:48,683 Man, I can't let you leave without seeing this video. Man, I can't let you leave without seeing this video.
1622 01:14:48,685 01:14:50,518 Dude, this is funny. Dude, this is funny.
1623 01:14:50,520 01:14:52,253 There's a penis in my Chinese food. There's a penis in my Chinese food.
1624 01:14:52,255 01:14:54,655 You put the penis in my Chinese food. You put the penis in my Chinese food.
1625 01:14:54,657 01:14:56,958 You put the penis in my Chinese food. You put the penis in my Chinese food.
1626 01:14:56,960 01:14:59,160 Oh shit, that ain't good! Oh shit, that ain't good!
1627 01:14:59,162 01:15:01,262 You put the penis in my Chinese food! You put the penis in my Chinese food!
1628 01:15:01,264 01:15:03,531 I was hungry so I made an order... I was hungry so I made an order...
1629 01:15:03,533 01:15:07,502 - No, this is funny, man. - That's not funny. - No, this is funny, man. - That's not funny.
1630 01:15:07,504 01:15:11,739 Is in the shitter, because of stuff like this. Is in the shitter, because of stuff like this.
1631 01:15:11,741 01:15:13,941 You laughing at it enables insipid culture. You laughing at it enables insipid culture.
1632 01:15:13,943 01:15:15,109 You should be ashamed of yourself. You should be ashamed of yourself.
1633 01:15:15,111 01:15:17,612 Yo, dude. It's just a video. Yo, dude. It's just a video.
1634 01:15:17,614 01:15:19,847 Lighten the fuck up. Lighten the fuck up.
1635 01:15:25,521 01:15:26,521 Who's that? Who's that?
1636 01:15:26,523 01:15:29,056 I ordered Chinese food. I ordered Chinese food.
1637 01:15:29,058 01:15:30,525 Keep the change. Keep the change.
1638 01:15:30,527 01:15:32,159 Thanks. Thanks.
1639 01:15:36,532 01:15:37,965 Should I just throw this cheese out? Should I just throw this cheese out?
1640 01:15:37,967 01:15:40,134 Just leave it on the counter. Just leave it on the counter.
1641 01:15:40,136 01:15:42,236 Kate's parents might be hungry. Kate's parents might be hungry.
1642 01:15:42,238 01:15:44,805 - Ok, sure. - Thanks. - Ok, sure. - Thanks.
1643 01:16:01,256 01:16:04,125 That's such a nice picture of you two. That's such a nice picture of you two.
1644 01:16:04,127 01:16:06,594 Yeah. Yeah.
1645 01:16:06,596 01:16:09,730 You two were always smiling. You two were always smiling.
1646 01:16:09,732 01:16:12,066 You looked so happy. You looked so happy.
1647 01:16:13,302 01:16:15,803 We weren't. We weren't.
1648 01:16:17,773 01:16:22,076 But, then, who really is? But, then, who really is?
1649 01:16:23,879 01:16:26,347 I'm not. I'm not.
1650 01:16:28,317 01:16:32,153 I didn't think I could feel any emptier. I didn't think I could feel any emptier.
1651 01:16:39,294 01:16:42,663 I feel exactly the same way. I feel exactly the same way.
1652 01:16:45,901 01:16:49,837 Is this where we're supposed to kiss? Is this where we're supposed to kiss?
1653 01:16:50,872 01:16:53,240 Do you want to? Do you want to?
1654 01:16:53,242 01:16:55,810 I'm not sure. I'm not sure.
1655 01:16:57,079 01:17:00,881 - What do you want, les? - Another blowjob? - What do you want, les? - Another blowjob?
1656 01:17:22,404 01:17:24,872 How's it going, man? How's it going, man?
1657 01:17:24,874 01:17:26,340 Good. Good.
1658 01:17:26,342 01:17:28,209 Do you mind if I sit down? Do you mind if I sit down?
1659 01:17:28,211 01:17:29,910 Go for it. Go for it.
1660 01:17:29,912 01:17:31,879 Thanks. Thanks.
1661 01:17:39,955 01:17:42,156 I know it was you. I know it was you.
1662 01:17:45,128 01:17:47,261 You got me. You got me.
1663 01:17:57,239 01:18:01,208 I'm not a good person. I'm not a good person.
1664 01:18:01,210 01:18:06,681 Yeah, but you've got a nice cock. Yeah, but you've got a nice cock.
1665 01:18:06,683 01:18:10,017 I guess that's all that matters. I guess that's all that matters.
1666 01:18:10,952 01:18:12,219 So, you got my name and information So, you got my name and information
1667 01:18:12,221 01:18:14,388 from my credit card, obviously. from my credit card, obviously.
1668 01:18:14,390 01:18:19,794 How about the body parts? Where did you get those? How about the body parts? Where did you get those?
1669 01:18:19,796 01:18:21,328 I got this buddy up in saskatchewan I got this buddy up in saskatchewan
1670 01:18:21,330 01:18:22,997 who works in a morgue. who works in a morgue.
1671 01:18:22,999 01:18:25,866 Sometimes they get bodies they can't identify, so. Sometimes they get bodies they can't identify, so.
1672 01:18:25,868 01:18:27,268 He owed me a favor. He owed me a favor.
1673 01:18:27,270 01:18:29,704 I had him send me a cooler of parts. I had him send me a cooler of parts.
1674 01:18:29,706 01:18:32,139 He didn't ask you why you needed the body parts? He didn't ask you why you needed the body parts?
1675 01:18:32,141 01:18:33,474 Not really. Not really.
1676 01:18:33,476 01:18:35,810 I just told him I was working on an art project I just told him I was working on an art project
1677 01:18:35,812 01:18:38,145 about suicide bombers. about suicide bombers.
1678 01:18:38,147 01:18:39,814 That's interesting. That's interesting.
1679 01:18:39,816 01:18:41,882 Are you an artist? Are you an artist?
1680 01:18:43,852 01:18:46,087 Not anymore. Not anymore.
1681 01:19:01,436 01:19:04,338 That'll be Kate's parents. That'll be Kate's parents.
1682 01:19:09,745 01:19:12,947 I have to go pretend that I care about them. I have to go pretend that I care about them.
1683 01:19:15,183 01:19:17,985 It'll be okay. It'll be okay.
1684 01:19:31,066 01:19:34,168 Then again, maybe it won't. Then again, maybe it won't.
1685 01:19:34,170 01:19:35,936 All right, what about the cops? All right, what about the cops?
1686 01:19:35,938 01:19:39,340 That was easy. I just told them I didn't do it. That was easy. I just told them I didn't do it.
1687 01:19:39,342 01:19:42,309 Yeah, they were in a hurry to do something. Yeah, they were in a hurry to do something.
1688 01:19:42,311 01:19:44,478 They wanted to go to a café to get cupcakes, They wanted to go to a café to get cupcakes,
1689 01:19:44,480 01:19:46,046 or something? or something?
1690 01:19:46,048 01:19:47,348 Fucking cupcakes? Fucking cupcakes?
1691 01:19:47,350 01:19:49,116 Yeah, what's that all about? Yeah, what's that all about?
1692 01:19:49,118 01:19:51,786 All right, what about the tomato sauce? All right, what about the tomato sauce?
1693 01:19:51,788 01:19:56,423 Yeah, you put tomato sauce on the body parts? Yeah, you put tomato sauce on the body parts?
1694 01:19:56,425 01:19:58,259 Oh yeah. Oh yeah.
1695 01:19:58,261 01:20:00,461 Why did you do that? Why did you do that?
1696 01:20:00,463 01:20:03,497 Dramatic effect. I wanted to scare you. Dramatic effect. I wanted to scare you.
1697 01:20:03,499 01:20:06,233 Look, body parts alone are scary, okay. Look, body parts alone are scary, okay.
1698 01:20:06,235 01:20:10,237 You didn't need the tomato sauce, you know. You didn't need the tomato sauce, you know.
1699 01:20:10,239 01:20:11,872 When I looked at it, When I looked at it,
1700 01:20:11,874 01:20:14,508 it felt like it needed something a little extra, you know? it felt like it needed something a little extra, you know?
1701 01:20:14,510 01:20:17,478 Why didn't you use fake blood? Why didn't you use fake blood?
1702 01:20:17,480 01:20:22,449 Okay, so my grandma is really into making this marinara sauce Okay, so my grandma is really into making this marinara sauce
1703 01:20:22,451 01:20:25,186 that's an old family recipe. that's an old family recipe.
1704 01:20:25,188 01:20:27,955 She makes jars and jars of it and sends it to me all the time She makes jars and jars of it and sends it to me all the time
1705 01:20:27,957 01:20:30,124 and I love the stuff, and I love the stuff,
1706 01:20:30,126 01:20:31,859 but I can't eat it because it gives me heart burn but I can't eat it because it gives me heart burn
1707 01:20:31,861 01:20:34,427 and I can't bring myself to throw it away. and I can't bring myself to throw it away.
1708 01:20:34,453 01:20:35,262 I got it. I got it.
1709 01:20:35,264 01:20:36,564 - I don't like to waste. - I understand. - I don't like to waste. - I understand.
1710 01:20:36,566 01:20:38,833 Listen, can I ask you a question? Listen, can I ask you a question?
1711 01:20:38,835 01:20:43,070 After all these years... It happened such a long time ago. After all these years... It happened such a long time ago.
1712 01:20:43,072 01:20:45,606 Why did you do it now? Why did you do it now?
1713 01:20:47,309 01:20:50,211 Did you ever lose something you really love? Did you ever lose something you really love?
1714 01:20:50,612 01:20:52,613 No. No.
1715 01:20:54,382 01:20:56,150 All right. Well, I'll tell you... All right. Well, I'll tell you...
1716 01:20:56,152 01:20:57,585 Actually, I just lost a friend. Actually, I just lost a friend.
1717 01:20:57,587 01:20:59,153 We buried her today. My god. We buried her today. My god.
1718 01:20:59,155 01:21:01,889 She died a couple of days ago. She died a couple of days ago.
1719 01:21:01,891 01:21:03,924 I liked her. I loved her. I liked her. I loved her.
1720 01:21:03,926 01:21:05,559 We were friends. We were friends.
1721 01:21:05,561 01:21:09,063 But my wife... I love her. But my wife... I love her.
1722 01:21:09,065 01:21:14,401 If anything happened to her, I don't know what I'd do. If anything happened to her, I don't know what I'd do.
1723 01:21:14,403 01:21:17,872 I loved the saxophone, Ron. I loved the saxophone, Ron.
1724 01:21:17,874 01:21:21,442 Look, I'm sorry, but you can still play, can't you? Look, I'm sorry, but you can still play, can't you?
1725 01:21:21,444 01:21:24,445 Remember that one-armed drummer from that band in the eighties Remember that one-armed drummer from that band in the eighties
1726 01:21:24,447 01:21:26,313 no one listens to anymore. no one listens to anymore.
1727 01:21:26,315 01:21:28,249 Remember that guy? He got in a car accident. Remember that guy? He got in a car accident.
1728 01:21:28,251 01:21:31,051 Def Leppard is not Charlie Parker, dude. Def Leppard is not Charlie Parker, dude.
1729 01:21:31,053 01:21:35,890 - That's a totally different thing. - I know, I know, okay. - That's a totally different thing. - I know, I know, okay.
1730 01:21:35,892 01:21:37,558 Look man, I can't go the rest of my life Look man, I can't go the rest of my life
1731 01:21:37,560 01:21:41,095 I can't be terrified every time I open my mail. I can't be terrified every time I open my mail.
1732 01:21:41,097 01:21:44,164 You know, I need some kind of assurance that we're cool. You know, I need some kind of assurance that we're cool.
1733 01:21:44,166 01:21:45,466 We're cool. We're cool. We're cool. We're cool.
1734 01:21:45,468 01:21:48,235 I'm out of body parts, anyway. I'm out of body parts, anyway.
1735 01:21:48,237 01:21:49,470 - Really? - Yeah. - Really? - Yeah.
1736 01:21:49,472 01:21:52,039 So, a finger, a foot, and a penis. So, a finger, a foot, and a penis.
1737 01:21:52,041 01:21:53,440 That's all your friend sent you? That's all your friend sent you?
1738 01:21:53,442 01:21:55,542 Finger, foot and penis. Yeah. Finger, foot and penis. Yeah.
1739 01:21:55,544 01:22:00,281 That thing with the Chinese restaurant and the penis. That thing with the Chinese restaurant and the penis.
1740 01:22:00,283 01:22:02,416 That video was all over the Internet, man. That video was all over the Internet, man.
1741 01:22:02,418 01:22:06,553 It's not funny, man. It's not funny. It's not funny, man. It's not funny.
1742 01:22:06,555 01:22:08,689 That restaurant went out of business. That restaurant went out of business.
1743 01:22:08,691 01:22:11,258 Oh, well. I didn't want that to happen. Oh, well. I didn't want that to happen.
1744 01:22:11,260 01:22:14,328 He was a really nice guy and he had a family. He was a really nice guy and he had a family.
1745 01:22:14,330 01:22:15,930 Well, I'd take that back. Well, I'd take that back.
1746 01:22:15,932 01:22:17,231 If I could take it back, I would. If I could take it back, I would.
1747 01:22:17,233 01:22:19,066 I would take it back. I would take it back.
1748 01:22:19,068 01:22:21,368 Well, if I could go back twenty years ago, Well, if I could go back twenty years ago,
1749 01:22:21,370 01:22:22,970 I would have never gone to that frat party, I would have never gone to that frat party,
1750 01:22:22,972 01:22:24,471 that's for sure. that's for sure.
1751 01:22:31,479 01:22:34,515 It's good to have closure. It's good to have closure.
1752 01:22:34,517 01:22:37,985 There's no such thing as closure, Ron. There's no such thing as closure, Ron.
1753 01:22:42,958 01:22:44,491 None of us are saints. None of us are saints.
1754 01:22:44,493 01:22:49,063 None of us are perfect. We're fallible. None of us are perfect. We're fallible.
1755 01:22:49,065 01:22:50,731 We're vulnerable. We're vulnerable.
1756 01:22:50,733 01:22:55,002 And ultimately, we are responsible for our actions. And ultimately, we are responsible for our actions.
1757 01:22:55,004 01:22:57,504 The choices we make, the things we do, The choices we make, the things we do,
1758 01:22:57,506 01:23:04,111 and yes, the words we say, they all have an effect, and yes, the words we say, they all have an effect,
1759 01:23:04,113 01:23:07,081 for better or worse. for better or worse.
1760 01:23:07,083 01:23:14,254 For every person I inspire, there's someone else I piss off. For every person I inspire, there's someone else I piss off.
1761 01:23:14,256 01:23:19,526 For every innocent life lost, there's a thousand saved. For every innocent life lost, there's a thousand saved.
1762 01:23:19,528 01:23:22,129 Flowers grow, flowers die. Flowers grow, flowers die.
1763 01:23:22,131 01:23:24,698 The earth spins itself round and round. The earth spins itself round and round.
1764 01:23:24,700 01:23:28,335 None of us know what's going to happen tomorrow. None of us know what's going to happen tomorrow.
1765 01:23:31,239 01:23:34,341 Maybe it's not that simple. Maybe it's not that simple.
1766 01:23:34,343 01:23:37,578 Maybe it is. I don't have the answers. Maybe it is. I don't have the answers.
1767 01:23:37,580 01:23:42,449 I'm just one man talking into a microphone. I'm just one man talking into a microphone.
1768 01:23:44,386 01:23:46,587 I fucked les. I fucked les.
1769 01:23:46,589 01:23:51,558 Anyway, it is Tuesday night and you know what that means. Anyway, it is Tuesday night and you know what that means.
1770 01:23:51,560 01:23:55,062 I want to hear the worst thing you've ever done. I want to hear the worst thing you've ever done.
1771 01:23:55,064 01:23:57,498 If you're brave enough to share your story, If you're brave enough to share your story,
1772 01:23:57,500 01:23:59,433 please, give me a call. please, give me a call.
1773 01:23:59,435 01:24:01,168 Phil, you're on the air. Phil, you're on the air.
1774 01:24:01,170 01:24:03,604 Worst thing you've ever done? Worst thing you've ever done?
1775 01:24:03,606 01:24:06,440 I haven't done my worst thing yet. I haven't done my worst thing yet.
1776 01:24:06,442 01:24:08,709 Well, everyone's done their worst. Well, everyone's done their worst.
1777 01:24:08,711 01:24:12,546 Even if it's a white lie, it's still something. Even if it's a white lie, it's still something.
1778 01:24:12,548 01:24:15,582 I'm going to do my worst thing soon. I'm going to do my worst thing soon.
1779 01:24:15,584 01:24:18,052 Oh yeah. What's that going to be? Oh yeah. What's that going to be?
1780 01:24:18,054 01:24:21,188 I'm going to kill you. I'm going to kill you.
1781 01:24:21,190 01:24:23,290 Oh. Oh.
1782 01:24:23,292 01:24:24,825 Is that right? Is that right?
1783 01:24:24,827 01:24:26,794 You deserve to die. You deserve to die.
1784 01:24:26,796 01:24:28,328 Why's that? Why's that?
1785 01:24:28,330 01:24:32,066 I'm assuming you're the guy sending me animal parts I'm assuming you're the guy sending me animal parts
1786 01:24:32,068 01:24:34,134 in the mail? in the mail?
1787 01:24:34,736 01:24:35,636 Hello. Hello.
1788 01:24:35,638 01:24:37,738 You will die tonight. You will die tonight.
1789 01:24:37,740 01:24:41,408 Can we get a trace on this call? Can we get a trace on this call?
1790 01:25:06,301 01:25:09,570 - Hi. - Hey. - Hi. - Hey.
1791 01:25:10,472 01:25:12,372 Smells good. Smells good.
1792 01:25:12,374 01:25:15,843 Yeah, it's a new recipe. Yeah, it's a new recipe.
1793 01:25:15,845 01:25:18,479 Awesome. Awesome.
1794 01:25:18,481 01:25:21,248 I want to smell. Let me smell that. I want to smell. Let me smell that.
1795 01:25:21,250 01:25:24,451 - Ooh. Hi. - Hi. - Ooh. Hi. - Hi.
1796 01:25:28,156 01:25:30,524 Hey, you've got a package. Hey, you've got a package.
1797 01:25:30,526 01:25:32,526 I do? I do?
1798 01:25:32,528 01:25:34,895 It's from Ron. It's from Ron.
1799 01:25:35,530 01:25:37,498 Really? Really?
1800 01:25:42,203 01:25:43,804 How's he doing, by the way? How's he doing, by the way?
1801 01:25:43,806 01:25:45,873 Don't ask. Don't ask.
1802 01:26:06,262 01:26:08,228 Jesus! Jesus!
1803 01:26:13,668 01:26:18,172 Mr. Welz. Are you all right? Mr. Welz. Are you all right?
1804 01:26:18,174 01:26:20,641 I'm good, Christopher. Thanks for asking. I'm good, Christopher. Thanks for asking.
1805 01:26:20,643 01:26:21,775 How are you? How are you?
1806 01:26:21,777 01:26:23,477 I'm fine. I'm fine.
1807 01:26:23,479 01:26:25,212 Did you miss me? Did you miss me?
1808 01:26:25,214 01:26:28,248 Did any of you all miss me? Did any of you all miss me?
1809 01:26:32,353 01:26:35,789 Nobody loves Mr. Welz anymore. Nobody loves Mr. Welz anymore.
1810 01:26:40,328 01:26:42,796 What happened? What happened?
1811 01:26:49,405 01:26:51,738 But I really don't want to get into it. But I really don't want to get into it.
1812 01:26:51,740 01:26:54,474 Do we have something to do? Do we have something to do?
1813 01:26:54,476 01:26:55,976 What are we supposed to be doing today? What are we supposed to be doing today?
1814 01:26:55,978 01:26:59,346 Isn't... Something... Something... Isn't... Something... Something...
1815 01:26:59,348 01:27:03,584 Well, our papers on "alternative approaches to war" Well, our papers on "alternative approaches to war"
1816 01:27:03,586 01:27:04,952 were due today. were due today.
1817 01:27:06,889 01:27:08,488 They were due. They were due.
1818 01:27:08,490 01:27:10,390 Alternative approaches to war, that's right. Alternative approaches to war, that's right.
1819 01:27:10,392 01:27:13,327 Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Okay.
1820 01:27:13,329 01:27:15,862 Does anyone want to read their paper? Does anyone want to read their paper?
1821 01:27:18,399 01:27:20,834 Kimberly. Of course you do. Kimberly. Of course you do.
1822 01:27:20,836 01:27:23,503 Kimberly, with all the answers. Kimberly, with all the answers.
1823 01:27:23,505 01:27:24,938 Well, you don't have all the answers. Well, you don't have all the answers.
1824 01:27:24,940 01:27:26,840 Put your hand down. You don't have any answers. Put your hand down. You don't have any answers.
1825 01:27:26,842 01:27:28,442 Nobody has any answers, okay. Nobody has any answers, okay.
1826 01:27:28,444 01:27:30,911 There's no, there's no, there's no... There's no, there's no, there's no...
1827 01:27:30,913 01:27:36,850 Rain, I want to hear your paper, actually. Rain, I want to hear your paper, actually.
1828 01:27:36,852 01:27:39,353 Come up here and enlighten us with your Come up here and enlighten us with your
1829 01:27:39,355 01:27:40,787 alternative approaches to war. alternative approaches to war.
1830 01:27:40,789 01:27:45,425 I'm really curious as to what you think about all this, I'm really curious as to what you think about all this,
1831 01:27:45,427 01:27:47,361 you know. you know.
1832 01:27:47,662 01:27:49,930 Because I've learned something, I think. Because I've learned something, I think.
1833 01:27:49,932 01:27:52,532 Which is right, it is all bullshit. Which is right, it is all bullshit.
1834 01:27:52,534 01:27:54,268 You were trying to say that all along You were trying to say that all along
1835 01:27:54,270 01:27:59,773 because we are just destined to repeat the mistakes of the past, because we are just destined to repeat the mistakes of the past,
1836 01:27:59,775 01:28:02,409 you know. you know.
1837 01:28:02,411 01:28:04,044 The byzantine empire, the Roman empire, The byzantine empire, the Roman empire,
1838 01:28:04,046 01:28:06,413 the ottoman empire, they all fell the ottoman empire, they all fell
1839 01:28:06,415 01:28:09,349 and our empire's going to fall too. and our empire's going to fall too.
1840 01:28:09,351 01:28:11,318 One day, it's going to collapse, boom, One day, it's going to collapse, boom,
1841 01:28:11,320 01:28:14,721 although they built another one in its place, although they built another one in its place,
1842 01:28:14,723 01:28:18,458 there's still going to be something missing, you know. there's still going to be something missing, you know.
1843 01:28:18,460 01:28:20,060 Face it. Face it.
1844 01:28:20,062 01:28:24,431 We're pretty much fucked! We're pretty much fucked!
1845 01:28:27,535 01:28:32,039 Anyway, rain. Please, read your paper. Anyway, rain. Please, read your paper.
1846 01:28:32,041 01:28:33,707 Everyone's listening. Everyone's listening.