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1 | 00:00:12,679 | 00:00:14,313 | Did she find the dog? | Did she find the dog? |
2 | 00:00:14,315 | 00:00:16,248 | Yeah, I saw her find the dog. | Yeah, I saw her find the dog. |
3 | 00:00:16,250 | 00:00:19,151 | She must have freaked out, right. | She must have freaked out, right. |
4 | 00:00:19,153 | 00:00:22,654 | She started running around screaming and yelling, | She started running around screaming and yelling, |
5 | 00:00:22,656 | 00:00:23,922 | freaking out. | freaking out. |
6 | 00:00:23,924 | 00:00:27,393 | And laid down and started giving the dog mouth to mouth. | And laid down and started giving the dog mouth to mouth. |
7 | 00:00:27,395 | 00:00:28,727 | Disgusting. | Disgusting. |
8 | 00:00:28,729 | 00:00:31,630 | Who would do such a thing like that? | Who would do such a thing like that? |
9 | 00:00:31,632 | 00:00:34,133 | You must have really hated that dog. | You must have really hated that dog. |
10 | 00:00:34,135 | 00:00:36,402 | No, the dog was great. I loved that dog. | No, the dog was great. I loved that dog. |
11 | 00:00:36,404 | 00:00:37,803 | You loved the dog? | You loved the dog? |
12 | 00:00:37,805 | 00:00:40,439 | Then why did you poison it? | Then why did you poison it? |
13 | 00:00:40,441 | 00:00:45,344 | Cruelty to animals is one of the lowest things you can do. | Cruelty to animals is one of the lowest things you can do. |
14 | 00:00:45,346 | 00:00:46,645 | You're a scumbag. | You're a scumbag. |
15 | 00:00:46,647 | 00:00:50,516 | You asked me for the story, I'm telling you the story. | You asked me for the story, I'm telling you the story. |
16 | 00:00:50,518 | 00:00:52,351 | Well I'm sorry I asked. | Well I'm sorry I asked. |
17 | 00:00:52,353 | 00:00:54,520 | I hope someone poisons you, Ted. | I hope someone poisons you, Ted. |
18 | 00:00:54,522 | 00:00:56,588 | I really do. | I really do. |
19 | 00:00:58,691 | 00:01:00,159 | I think about the human race. | I think about the human race. |
20 | 00:01:00,161 | 00:01:02,795 | I think about the end of the world. | I think about the end of the world. |
21 | 00:01:04,431 | 00:01:06,432 | I wonder about it. | I wonder about it. |
22 | 00:01:06,434 | 00:01:08,567 | Are we worth saving? | Are we worth saving? |
23 | 00:01:08,569 | 00:01:12,137 | What kind of person poisons his ex-girlfriend's dog | What kind of person poisons his ex-girlfriend's dog |
24 | 00:01:12,139 | 00:01:15,140 | to get revenge? | to get revenge? |
25 | 00:01:15,142 | 00:01:17,843 | How can you forgive someone for something like that? | How can you forgive someone for something like that? |
26 | 00:01:17,845 | 00:01:21,213 | Can you forgive them? I don't know. | Can you forgive them? I don't know. |
27 | 00:01:21,215 | 00:01:22,848 | It's hard to have faith in the human race | It's hard to have faith in the human race |
28 | 00:01:22,850 | 00:01:26,351 | when there are people like Ted walking the earth. | when there are people like Ted walking the earth. |
29 | 00:01:29,589 | 00:01:31,457 | You're listening to Stevie bricks show | You're listening to Stevie bricks show |
30 | 00:01:31,459 | 00:01:33,592 | and this is Stevie bricks | and this is Stevie bricks |
31 | 00:01:33,594 | 00:01:35,561 | and I thank you if you're tuning in tonight. | and I thank you if you're tuning in tonight. |
32 | 00:01:35,563 | 00:01:37,529 | It's tell-all Tuesday | It's tell-all Tuesday |
33 | 00:01:37,531 | 00:01:43,202 | and I want to know the worst thing you've ever done. | and I want to know the worst thing you've ever done. |
34 | 00:01:43,204 | 00:01:45,404 | Maybe you're a high school teacher | Maybe you're a high school teacher |
35 | 00:01:45,406 | 00:01:47,573 | and you've had sex with a student. | and you've had sex with a student. |
36 | 00:01:47,575 | 00:01:49,608 | Maybe you're an ex-Nazi | Maybe you're an ex-Nazi |
37 | 00:01:49,610 | 00:01:52,344 | and you worked in a concentration camp. | and you worked in a concentration camp. |
38 | 00:01:52,346 | 00:01:58,350 | Or maybe you worked at the world bank or tmz. | Or maybe you worked at the world bank or tmz. |
39 | 00:01:58,352 | 00:02:03,355 | Whatever it is, this is a chance for you to tell your story. | Whatever it is, this is a chance for you to tell your story. |
40 | 00:02:03,357 | 00:02:05,891 | Ron from New York, you're on the air. | Ron from New York, you're on the air. |
41 | 00:02:05,893 | 00:02:07,659 | What's the worst thing you've ever done? | What's the worst thing you've ever done? |
42 | 00:02:07,661 | 00:02:09,394 | I can't believe I'm talking to Stevie bricks. | I can't believe I'm talking to Stevie bricks. |
43 | 00:02:09,396 | 00:02:11,230 | - Man, I love your show. - Thanks. | - Man, I love your show. - Thanks. |
44 | 00:02:11,232 | 00:02:12,364 | I listen to you all the time, man. | I listen to you all the time, man. |
45 | 00:02:12,366 | 00:02:14,233 | - All the time. - Ron, you flatter me. | - All the time. - Ron, you flatter me. |
46 | 00:02:14,235 | 00:02:16,802 | What's the worst thing you've ever done? | What's the worst thing you've ever done? |
47 | 00:02:16,804 | 00:02:19,471 | Well, I've never told anyone this story. | Well, I've never told anyone this story. |
48 | 00:02:19,473 | 00:02:22,241 | Okay, well let's hear it. | Okay, well let's hear it. |
49 | 00:02:22,243 | 00:02:24,643 | It was a long time ago. It was in college, actually. | It was a long time ago. It was in college, actually. |
50 | 00:02:24,645 | 00:02:26,545 | Mmhmm. What happened? | Mmhmm. What happened? |
51 | 00:02:26,547 | 00:02:28,514 | Did you take advantage of someone? | Did you take advantage of someone? |
52 | 00:02:28,516 | 00:02:29,648 | No, like a girl? | No, like a girl? |
53 | 00:02:29,650 | 00:02:31,183 | I would never do anything like that. | I would never do anything like that. |
54 | 00:02:31,185 | 00:02:35,754 | Well, what did you do, Ron? | Well, what did you do, Ron? |
55 | 00:02:35,756 | 00:02:38,390 | Hmm? | Hmm? |
56 | 00:02:38,392 | 00:02:41,927 | I'm sorry, man. I'm just nervous. | I'm sorry, man. I'm just nervous. |
57 | 00:02:41,929 | 00:02:45,364 | I've been carrying this story with me for a long time. | I've been carrying this story with me for a long time. |
58 | 00:02:45,366 | 00:02:47,633 | Tonight's the night I finally share it with the world. | Tonight's the night I finally share it with the world. |
59 | 00:02:47,635 | 00:02:49,635 | Here it goes, | Here it goes, |
60 | 00:02:49,637 | 00:02:51,336 | the worst thing I've ever done. | the worst thing I've ever done. |
61 | 00:02:51,338 | 00:02:53,805 | - I cut off a man's... - Ron, we got to go. We're late. | - I cut off a man's... - Ron, we got to go. We're late. |
62 | 00:02:53,807 | 00:02:56,808 | - Who are you talking to? - It doesn't matter. | - Who are you talking to? - It doesn't matter. |
63 | 00:02:56,810 | 00:02:58,877 | - Honey, we got to go. We're already late. - It's okay. | - Honey, we got to go. We're already late. - It's okay. |
64 | 00:02:58,879 | 00:03:00,779 | Ron, you there? | Ron, you there? |
65 | 00:03:00,781 | 00:03:02,748 | Yeah, we are just dealing with something. | Yeah, we are just dealing with something. |
66 | 00:03:02,750 | 00:03:04,850 | I'm dealing with my wife actually, so it's fine. | I'm dealing with my wife actually, so it's fine. |
67 | 00:03:04,852 | 00:03:08,754 | - Who is it? Who are you talking to? - It doesn't matter. | - Who is it? Who are you talking to? - It doesn't matter. |
68 | 00:03:08,756 | 00:03:10,222 | I just don't want to lose the table | I just don't want to lose the table |
69 | 00:03:10,224 | 00:03:11,690 | because we all have to sit at the same time. | because we all have to sit at the same time. |
70 | 00:03:11,692 | 00:03:14,359 | Okay, it looks like Ron is in the middle of some sort of | Okay, it looks like Ron is in the middle of some sort of |
71 | 00:03:14,361 | 00:03:15,494 | domestic dispute. | domestic dispute. |
72 | 00:03:15,496 | 00:03:17,896 | We can't sit down until all of us are there. | We can't sit down until all of us are there. |
73 | 00:03:17,898 | 00:03:21,867 | Ron, this is live radio. I don't have a second. | Ron, this is live radio. I don't have a second. |
74 | 00:03:21,869 | 00:03:23,468 | No, no it's fine. It's all taken care of, | No, no it's fine. It's all taken care of, |
75 | 00:03:23,470 | 00:03:25,270 | because I'm going to tell you the story right now. | because I'm going to tell you the story right now. |
76 | 00:03:25,272 | 00:03:26,538 | I'll give you 30 seconds. | I'll give you 30 seconds. |
77 | 00:03:26,540 | 00:03:28,440 | Uhhuh. Some other time, Ron. | Uhhuh. Some other time, Ron. |
78 | 00:03:28,442 | 00:03:29,741 | - Hello? - 29, 28 | - Hello? - 29, 28 |
79 | 00:03:29,743 | 00:03:33,478 | - hello? - 27, 26... | - hello? - 27, 26... |
80 | 00:03:33,480 | 00:03:34,680 | He hung up. | He hung up. |
81 | 00:03:34,682 | 00:03:36,315 | Who were you talking to? | Who were you talking to? |
82 | 00:03:36,317 | 00:03:38,217 | Stevie bricks. | Stevie bricks. |
83 | 00:03:38,219 | 00:03:40,586 | Stevie bricks, the radio guy? | Stevie bricks, the radio guy? |
84 | 00:03:40,588 | 00:03:43,989 | Ron, he's totally obnoxious. Come on, let's go. | Ron, he's totally obnoxious. Come on, let's go. |
85 | 00:03:43,991 | 00:03:45,524 | How are you already ready to go? | How are you already ready to go? |
86 | 00:03:45,526 | 00:03:47,793 | You take forever to get ready. | You take forever to get ready. |
87 | 00:03:48,861 | 00:03:50,996 | Are you really wearing that shirt? | Are you really wearing that shirt? |
88 | 00:03:50,998 | 00:03:52,965 | What's wrong with this shirt? | What's wrong with this shirt? |
89 | 00:03:52,967 | 00:03:55,367 | You look like a Mexican Ken doll. | You look like a Mexican Ken doll. |
90 | 00:03:55,369 | 00:03:59,638 | I'm not a 12-year-old, okay. I can listen to whatever I want. | I'm not a 12-year-old, okay. I can listen to whatever I want. |
91 | 00:03:59,640 | 00:04:01,406 | Besides, I don't give you a hard time about watching that | Besides, I don't give you a hard time about watching that |
92 | 00:04:01,408 | 00:04:03,742 | prison show you love so much. | prison show you love so much. |
93 | 00:04:03,744 | 00:04:05,711 | Yeah, but why would you call in? | Yeah, but why would you call in? |
94 | 00:04:05,713 | 00:04:07,479 | Can you slow down a little bit? | Can you slow down a little bit? |
95 | 00:04:07,481 | 00:04:08,847 | Ron, no. We're running late. | Ron, no. We're running late. |
96 | 00:04:08,849 | 00:04:10,616 | You're power walking it feels like | You're power walking it feels like |
97 | 00:04:10,618 | 00:04:12,918 | - and my feet are hurting. - I'm not power walking. | - and my feet are hurting. - I'm not power walking. |
98 | 00:04:12,920 | 00:04:14,686 | Seriously, just slow down a little bit. | Seriously, just slow down a little bit. |
99 | 00:04:14,688 | 00:04:16,755 | You know what, you really need to get in shape. | You know what, you really need to get in shape. |
100 | 00:04:16,757 | 00:04:17,923 | A lot of fat around the mid-section | A lot of fat around the mid-section |
101 | 00:04:17,925 | 00:04:18,824 | is a sign of heart disease. | is a sign of heart disease. |
102 | 00:04:18,826 | 00:04:20,959 | I'm fine, okay. | I'm fine, okay. |
103 | 00:04:20,961 | 00:04:22,828 | You know what my mom wants to get you for Christmas? | You know what my mom wants to get you for Christmas? |
104 | 00:04:22,830 | 00:04:25,364 | - What? - A defibrillator. | - What? - A defibrillator. |
105 | 00:04:26,399 | 00:04:29,368 | Get Pesto, you can get anything you want. | Get Pesto, you can get anything you want. |
106 | 00:04:29,370 | 00:04:30,902 | We can share something. | We can share something. |
107 | 00:04:30,904 | 00:04:32,504 | Okay, all right. | Okay, all right. |
108 | 00:04:32,506 | 00:04:37,743 | Isn't my wife the most beautiful thing you've ever seen? | Isn't my wife the most beautiful thing you've ever seen? |
109 | 00:04:37,745 | 00:04:39,411 | - She really is. - Really. | - She really is. - Really. |
110 | 00:04:39,413 | 00:04:43,048 | - You like to make me blush. - Gorgeous. | - You like to make me blush. - Gorgeous. |
111 | 00:04:43,050 | 00:04:44,916 | Nicki, you look beautiful as well. | Nicki, you look beautiful as well. |
112 | 00:04:44,918 | 00:04:47,619 | Oh, thank you. | Oh, thank you. |
113 | 00:04:47,621 | 00:04:49,054 | Ron, doesn't Nicki look beautiful tonight? | Ron, doesn't Nicki look beautiful tonight? |
114 | 00:04:49,056 | 00:04:51,923 | I don't need confirmation that she's looks beautiful. | I don't need confirmation that she's looks beautiful. |
115 | 00:04:51,925 | 00:04:53,959 | I know she's beautiful. You look beautiful too. | I know she's beautiful. You look beautiful too. |
116 | 00:04:53,961 | 00:04:55,927 | Everybody here looks really great. | Everybody here looks really great. |
117 | 00:04:55,929 | 00:04:58,730 | Now can you guys just stop doing what you're doing | Now can you guys just stop doing what you're doing |
118 | 00:04:58,732 | 00:05:02,801 | because I don't even want to eat dinner because... | because I don't even want to eat dinner because... |
119 | 00:05:02,803 | 00:05:04,803 | Ron's not one to give complements much. | Ron's not one to give complements much. |
120 | 00:05:04,805 | 00:05:08,573 | Actually he doesn't really say I love you. | Actually he doesn't really say I love you. |
121 | 00:05:08,575 | 00:05:10,542 | - Well, sometimes. - What's the matter with you? | - Well, sometimes. - What's the matter with you? |
122 | 00:05:10,544 | 00:05:12,978 | I just don't feel like you have to say it all the time. | I just don't feel like you have to say it all the time. |
123 | 00:05:12,980 | 00:05:15,714 | You know, before you go to bed, before you go to work, | You know, before you go to bed, before you go to work, |
124 | 00:05:15,716 | 00:05:17,516 | before you go to the bathroom. | before you go to the bathroom. |
125 | 00:05:17,518 | 00:05:19,518 | There's something about it that reeks of desperation. | There's something about it that reeks of desperation. |
126 | 00:05:19,520 | 00:05:21,486 | Constantly, "I love you, I love you", | Constantly, "I love you, I love you", |
127 | 00:05:21,488 | 00:05:24,804 | I'm not questioning your love for each other. | I'm not questioning your love for each other. |
128 | 00:05:24,830 | 00:05:25,957 | I love you. | I love you. |
129 | 00:05:25,959 | 00:05:27,492 | I'm just saying there's something about it | I'm just saying there's something about it |
130 | 00:05:27,494 | 00:05:29,695 | that's slightly pathetically sad. | that's slightly pathetically sad. |
131 | 00:05:29,697 | 00:05:31,463 | And desperate. | And desperate. |
132 | 00:05:31,465 | 00:05:33,699 | You should try it. You should try it, Ron. | You should try it. You should try it, Ron. |
133 | 00:05:33,701 | 00:05:35,634 | - It feels good. - Yeah, it just feels good. | - It feels good. - Yeah, it just feels good. |
134 | 00:05:35,636 | 00:05:37,703 | I don't have to tell her she's beautiful | I don't have to tell her she's beautiful |
135 | 00:05:37,705 | 00:05:39,638 | to confirm that I love her. | to confirm that I love her. |
136 | 00:05:39,640 | 00:05:43,075 | It's just a reminder that you can give love and receive love | It's just a reminder that you can give love and receive love |
137 | 00:05:43,077 | 00:05:45,711 | and it just feels so good inside when you say it. | and it just feels so good inside when you say it. |
138 | 00:05:45,713 | 00:05:48,747 | We give and receive love once a month, at least. | We give and receive love once a month, at least. |
139 | 00:05:48,749 | 00:05:50,816 | It's nice to hear sometimes. | It's nice to hear sometimes. |
140 | 00:05:50,818 | 00:05:51,983 | I'm just letting you know that. | I'm just letting you know that. |
141 | 00:05:51,985 | 00:05:53,485 | I'm fine, it's nice to hear sometimes. | I'm fine, it's nice to hear sometimes. |
142 | 00:05:53,487 | 00:05:54,753 | Listen to your woman. | Listen to your woman. |
143 | 00:05:54,755 | 00:05:56,088 | How are we doing over here, guys? | How are we doing over here, guys? |
144 | 00:05:56,090 | 00:05:57,556 | - Good, good. - Great! | - Good, good. - Great! |
145 | 00:05:57,558 | 00:05:58,924 | - Are you ready to order? - Yeah! | - Are you ready to order? - Yeah! |
146 | 00:05:58,926 | 00:06:00,492 | You got any questions about the menu? | You got any questions about the menu? |
147 | 00:06:00,494 | 00:06:01,827 | - Um. - Um. | - Um. - Um. |
148 | 00:06:01,829 | 00:06:04,763 | I know what I want, spaghetti and meatballs. | I know what I want, spaghetti and meatballs. |
149 | 00:06:04,997 | 00:06:07,599 | I think it was based on her biography. | I think it was based on her biography. |
150 | 00:06:07,601 | 00:06:09,601 | Yeah, she went to prison for like a year and a half | Yeah, she went to prison for like a year and a half |
151 | 00:06:09,603 | 00:06:10,702 | for embezzlement or something. | for embezzlement or something. |
152 | 00:06:10,704 | 00:06:13,905 | - I wonder if she regrets it. - I can't imagine she would. | - I wonder if she regrets it. - I can't imagine she would. |
153 | 00:06:13,907 | 00:06:16,508 | She got a biography and a hit TV show out of it. | She got a biography and a hit TV show out of it. |
154 | 00:06:16,510 | 00:06:18,043 | It's the best thing that ever happened to her. | It's the best thing that ever happened to her. |
155 | 00:06:18,045 | 00:06:20,412 | I don't know if I'd trade 18 months of my life | I don't know if I'd trade 18 months of my life |
156 | 00:06:20,414 | 00:06:22,948 | for a career in film and television. | for a career in film and television. |
157 | 00:06:22,950 | 00:06:24,816 | Well, she probably saw it as an opportunity | Well, she probably saw it as an opportunity |
158 | 00:06:24,818 | 00:06:27,853 | to capitalize off of a unique life experience. | to capitalize off of a unique life experience. |
159 | 00:06:27,855 | 00:06:29,488 | I can't believe we're sitting around talking about | I can't believe we're sitting around talking about |
160 | 00:06:29,490 | 00:06:31,123 | a television show about women in prison. | a television show about women in prison. |
161 | 00:06:31,125 | 00:06:32,991 | We're all adults, we should be talking about something | We're all adults, we should be talking about something |
162 | 00:06:32,993 | 00:06:36,428 | sophisticated, like literature, or books or something like that. | sophisticated, like literature, or books or something like that. |
163 | 00:06:36,430 | 00:06:39,765 | This is a worthy conversation. It's culture. | This is a worthy conversation. It's culture. |
164 | 00:06:39,791 | 00:06:40,599 | Yeah. | Yeah. |
165 | 00:06:40,601 | 00:06:41,967 | But I'm just sick of hearing | But I'm just sick of hearing |
166 | 00:06:41,969 | 00:06:45,137 | that we're in the golden age of television, okay. | that we're in the golden age of television, okay. |
167 | 00:06:45,139 | 00:06:46,838 | It's still just a big distraction. | It's still just a big distraction. |
168 | 00:06:46,840 | 00:06:49,141 | It doesn't compare to reading. | It doesn't compare to reading. |
169 | 00:06:49,143 | 00:06:50,909 | This coming from the man who listens to | This coming from the man who listens to |
170 | 00:06:50,911 | 00:06:52,611 | the Stevie bricks show. | the Stevie bricks show. |
171 | 00:06:52,613 | 00:06:54,079 | - Who listens to Stevie bricks? - What? | - Who listens to Stevie bricks? - What? |
172 | 00:06:54,081 | 00:06:55,447 | This fucking guy does. | This fucking guy does. |
173 | 00:06:55,449 | 00:06:56,615 | No. | No. |
174 | 00:06:56,617 | 00:06:57,883 | He's the worst. | He's the worst. |
175 | 00:06:57,885 | 00:06:59,618 | You listen to Stevie bricks? | You listen to Stevie bricks? |
176 | 00:06:59,620 | 00:07:03,088 | Hey, look at it this way. If it wasn't for sexist people, | Hey, look at it this way. If it wasn't for sexist people, |
177 | 00:07:03,090 | 00:07:04,756 | feminism wouldn't have a cause. | feminism wouldn't have a cause. |
178 | 00:07:04,758 | 00:07:08,627 | Actually, tonight he was calling into the show. | Actually, tonight he was calling into the show. |
179 | 00:07:08,629 | 00:07:09,728 | That's why we were late. | That's why we were late. |
180 | 00:07:09,730 | 00:07:11,963 | It's the first time I called in. | It's the first time I called in. |
181 | 00:07:11,965 | 00:07:13,899 | You're as low-brow as they get. | You're as low-brow as they get. |
182 | 00:07:13,901 | 00:07:15,934 | Stevie bricks is not low-brow, okay. | Stevie bricks is not low-brow, okay. |
183 | 00:07:15,936 | 00:07:17,502 | He's an anthropologist. | He's an anthropologist. |
184 | 00:07:17,504 | 00:07:20,839 | He has people call in to break wind on air. | He has people call in to break wind on air. |
185 | 00:07:20,841 | 00:07:22,207 | Did you call in to do that? | Did you call in to do that? |
186 | 00:07:22,209 | 00:07:25,577 | I would never air my air on air. | I would never air my air on air. |
187 | 00:07:25,579 | 00:07:28,713 | - Why did you call? - He doesn't do that anymore, by the way. | - Why did you call? - He doesn't do that anymore, by the way. |
188 | 00:07:28,715 | 00:07:33,018 | - So, why did you call in? - Yeah, why did you call in? | - So, why did you call in? - Yeah, why did you call in? |
189 | 00:07:33,020 | 00:07:36,188 | All right, once a week he has this segment | All right, once a week he has this segment |
190 | 00:07:36,190 | 00:07:38,089 | called tell-all Tuesday, | called tell-all Tuesday, |
191 | 00:07:38,091 | 00:07:41,927 | where callers call in and they tell a story. | where callers call in and they tell a story. |
192 | 00:07:41,929 | 00:07:43,895 | They tell the worst thing they've ever done. | They tell the worst thing they've ever done. |
193 | 00:07:43,897 | 00:07:47,766 | To talk about the worst thing I've ever done. | To talk about the worst thing I've ever done. |
194 | 00:07:47,768 | 00:07:50,540 | Yeah, what's the worst thing you've ever done? | Yeah, what's the worst thing you've ever done? |
195 | 00:07:50,566 | 00:07:52,604 | I don't want to talk about it. | I don't want to talk about it. |
196 | 00:07:52,606 | 00:07:54,906 | - You were going to tell all of New York. - Yeah. | - You were going to tell all of New York. - Yeah. |
197 | 00:07:54,908 | 00:07:56,575 | The moment is gone though. | The moment is gone though. |
198 | 00:07:56,577 | 00:07:58,210 | No, no, no, the moment's not gone. | No, no, no, the moment's not gone. |
199 | 00:07:58,212 | 00:07:59,611 | The moment is now. | The moment is now. |
200 | 00:07:59,613 | 00:08:01,947 | Tell us. Do you know this story? | Tell us. Do you know this story? |
201 | 00:08:01,949 | 00:08:04,449 | I mean, he's done some really shitty things, | I mean, he's done some really shitty things, |
202 | 00:08:04,451 | 00:08:07,686 | so I would love to know what the worst thing is. | so I would love to know what the worst thing is. |
203 | 00:08:07,688 | 00:08:09,521 | Tell us. | Tell us. |
204 | 00:08:09,523 | 00:08:11,156 | I cut a guy's fingers off. | I cut a guy's fingers off. |
205 | 00:08:11,158 | 00:08:12,624 | - What? - Bullshit. | - What? - Bullshit. |
206 | 00:08:12,626 | 00:08:13,892 | - No, it's true. I did. - Bullshit. | - No, it's true. I did. - Bullshit. |
207 | 00:08:13,894 | 00:08:16,928 | I was at a frat party in college, | I was at a frat party in college, |
208 | 00:08:16,930 | 00:08:19,130 | partying and drinking. | partying and drinking. |
209 | 00:08:19,132 | 00:08:22,968 | So, I was waiting in line to go to the bathroom. | So, I was waiting in line to go to the bathroom. |
210 | 00:08:22,970 | 00:08:24,836 | There's a girl standing there, she's cute | There's a girl standing there, she's cute |
211 | 00:08:24,838 | 00:08:26,838 | and I start talking to her. I start flirting. | and I start talking to her. I start flirting. |
212 | 00:08:26,840 | 00:08:30,208 | Because I've had a few drinks and got a lot of bravado. | Because I've had a few drinks and got a lot of bravado. |
213 | 00:08:30,210 | 00:08:32,844 | I'm very charming, you know, when I'm drunk. | I'm very charming, you know, when I'm drunk. |
214 | 00:08:32,846 | 00:08:34,713 | So we're talking, having a good time, | So we're talking, having a good time, |
215 | 00:08:34,715 | 00:08:35,947 | we're laughing. | we're laughing. |
216 | 00:08:35,949 | 00:08:37,883 | This is all in the span of a few minutes. | This is all in the span of a few minutes. |
217 | 00:08:37,885 | 00:08:41,286 | Then, out of the blue, this big dude comes out of the bathroom | Then, out of the blue, this big dude comes out of the bathroom |
218 | 00:08:41,288 | 00:08:42,854 | and he sees me talking to this girl. | and he sees me talking to this girl. |
219 | 00:08:42,856 | 00:08:44,289 | Obviously it's his girlfriend. | Obviously it's his girlfriend. |
220 | 00:08:44,291 | 00:08:48,727 | And he says, "what the fuck are you doing talking to my girl?" | And he says, "what the fuck are you doing talking to my girl?" |
221 | 00:08:48,729 | 00:08:50,862 | - It's his girlfriend? - Apparently, it's his girlfriend. | - It's his girlfriend? - Apparently, it's his girlfriend. |
222 | 00:08:50,864 | 00:08:52,130 | What were you saying to her? | What were you saying to her? |
223 | 00:08:52,132 | 00:08:53,865 | Nothing, I don't remember. | Nothing, I don't remember. |
224 | 00:08:53,867 | 00:08:55,767 | People get jealous, you know... College guys. | People get jealous, you know... College guys. |
225 | 00:08:55,769 | 00:08:57,636 | I'm just flirting with her like people do at parties. | I'm just flirting with her like people do at parties. |
226 | 00:08:57,638 | 00:08:59,738 | It was a long time ago. I was drunk and stoned. | It was a long time ago. I was drunk and stoned. |
227 | 00:08:59,740 | 00:09:01,907 | I wasn't saying anything crude or untoward. | I wasn't saying anything crude or untoward. |
228 | 00:09:01,909 | 00:09:04,709 | He's throttling you and then what? | He's throttling you and then what? |
229 | 00:09:04,711 | 00:09:08,079 | He's smacking you around like a little bitch. | He's smacking you around like a little bitch. |
230 | 00:09:08,081 | 00:09:09,314 | No, he's not slapping me around like a little bitch, | No, he's not slapping me around like a little bitch, |
231 | 00:09:09,316 | 00:09:10,682 | but he's pushing me up against the wall | but he's pushing me up against the wall |
232 | 00:09:10,684 | 00:09:11,850 | and he's screaming at me. | and he's screaming at me. |
233 | 00:09:11,852 | 00:09:13,885 | - He's actually assaulting me. - Right. | - He's actually assaulting me. - Right. |
234 | 00:09:13,887 | 00:09:16,154 | So, I don't take shit like that from anybody. | So, I don't take shit like that from anybody. |
235 | 00:09:16,156 | 00:09:18,156 | I may be a small guy, but if people fuck with me, | I may be a small guy, but if people fuck with me, |
236 | 00:09:18,158 | 00:09:20,859 | I'll fuck shit up if I get provoked. | I'll fuck shit up if I get provoked. |
237 | 00:09:20,861 | 00:09:23,194 | - Okay, just tell us the story. - Anyway, Rambo. | - Okay, just tell us the story. - Anyway, Rambo. |
238 | 00:09:23,196 | 00:09:25,263 | So I just react | So I just react |
239 | 00:09:25,265 | 00:09:29,167 | and I just shove the guy as hard as I can | and I just shove the guy as hard as I can |
240 | 00:09:29,169 | 00:09:32,237 | I wrestled in high school. I'm a strong motherfucker. | I wrestled in high school. I'm a strong motherfucker. |
241 | 00:09:32,239 | 00:09:33,805 | I can get people off balance, right. | I can get people off balance, right. |
242 | 00:09:33,807 | 00:09:36,041 | So the guy's on the floor, and he's writhing around | So the guy's on the floor, and he's writhing around |
243 | 00:09:36,043 | 00:09:40,045 | and he stands up and he's really pissed off now, | and he stands up and he's really pissed off now, |
244 | 00:09:40,047 | 00:09:42,478 | because I've humiliated him in front of all these people. | because I've humiliated him in front of all these people. |
245 | 00:09:42,504 | 00:09:43,148 | Good, good. | Good, good. |
246 | 00:09:43,150 | 00:09:45,150 | - He deserved it, right? - Yeah, he deserved it. | - He deserved it, right? - Yeah, he deserved it. |
247 | 00:09:45,152 | 00:09:46,885 | - I hate punks like that. - I do too, | - I hate punks like that. - I do too, |
248 | 00:09:46,887 | 00:09:51,623 | but, at the same time, he stands up and he's really pissed off now. | but, at the same time, he stands up and he's really pissed off now. |
249 | 00:09:51,625 | 00:09:54,125 | So I'm a little scared, not because I'm a pussy, | So I'm a little scared, not because I'm a pussy, |
250 | 00:09:54,127 | 00:09:56,194 | but this is seriously some fucked up shit. | but this is seriously some fucked up shit. |
251 | 00:09:56,196 | 00:09:57,996 | So, he starts coming after me | So, he starts coming after me |
252 | 00:09:57,998 | 00:10:01,800 | and he charges me with his hands out like this | and he charges me with his hands out like this |
253 | 00:10:01,802 | 00:10:04,336 | and my fight or flight response takes hold. | and my fight or flight response takes hold. |
254 | 00:10:04,338 | 00:10:07,672 | So I just slam the bathroom door and I run. | So I just slam the bathroom door and I run. |
255 | 00:10:07,674 | 00:10:09,207 | I just run like hell. | I just run like hell. |
256 | 00:10:09,209 | 00:10:12,644 | But the thing is, this bathroom door is really heavy. | But the thing is, this bathroom door is really heavy. |
257 | 00:10:12,646 | 00:10:14,846 | It's like one of these big industrial bathroom doors, | It's like one of these big industrial bathroom doors, |
258 | 00:10:14,848 | 00:10:17,182 | so when it slams, and I slam it shut, | so when it slams, and I slam it shut, |
259 | 00:10:17,184 | 00:10:19,751 | it slams really hard. It's like "wham!" | it slams really hard. It's like "wham!" |
260 | 00:10:19,753 | 00:10:21,820 | You know, really, really hard. | You know, really, really hard. |
261 | 00:10:21,822 | 00:10:25,190 | And I start running but then I hear all this screaming | And I start running but then I hear all this screaming |
262 | 00:10:25,192 | 00:10:26,825 | and yelling, like, "oh my god!" | and yelling, like, "oh my god!" |
263 | 00:10:26,827 | 00:10:29,027 | It's complete pandemonium. | It's complete pandemonium. |
264 | 00:10:29,029 | 00:10:32,831 | And I look up and this frat guy is back on me again | And I look up and this frat guy is back on me again |
265 | 00:10:32,833 | 00:10:34,699 | and he's like, "look what you did to me! | and he's like, "look what you did to me! |
266 | 00:10:34,701 | 00:10:36,668 | Look what you did to me, mother fucker!" | Look what you did to me, mother fucker!" |
267 | 00:10:36,670 | 00:10:39,104 | - And there's blood everywhere. - Oh my god. | - And there's blood everywhere. - Oh my god. |
268 | 00:10:39,106 | 00:10:41,806 | Again, I'm a little stone and inebriated. | Again, I'm a little stone and inebriated. |
269 | 00:10:41,808 | 00:10:43,074 | But I'll never forget this. | But I'll never forget this. |
270 | 00:10:43,076 | 00:10:44,976 | There's blood all over my sweater, | There's blood all over my sweater, |
271 | 00:10:44,978 | 00:10:46,344 | blood all over the walls. | blood all over the walls. |
272 | 00:10:46,346 | 00:10:48,813 | He says, "look what you did to me!" | He says, "look what you did to me!" |
273 | 00:10:48,815 | 00:10:50,115 | And I look up | And I look up |
274 | 00:10:50,117 | 00:10:52,717 | and two of his fingers are missing. | and two of his fingers are missing. |
275 | 00:10:52,719 | 00:10:56,187 | They're cut off and there's blood just gushing everywhere. | They're cut off and there's blood just gushing everywhere. |
276 | 00:10:56,189 | 00:10:58,189 | Again, this is a frenzy. It's out of control. | Again, this is a frenzy. It's out of control. |
277 | 00:10:58,191 | 00:10:59,858 | - It's complete bedlam. - I can't believe you didn't tell me this. | - It's complete bedlam. - I can't believe you didn't tell me this. |
278 | 00:10:59,860 | 00:11:03,128 | - The door cut his fucking fingers off. - Really? | - The door cut his fucking fingers off. - Really? |
279 | 00:11:03,130 | 00:11:06,297 | Is it a heavy, heavy door? It could have done that? | Is it a heavy, heavy door? It could have done that? |
280 | 00:11:06,299 | 00:11:08,967 | It wasn't like they were dangling or mangled. | It wasn't like they were dangling or mangled. |
281 | 00:11:08,969 | 00:11:11,302 | - They were clean cut. - Off? Off? | - They were clean cut. - Off? Off? |
282 | 00:11:11,304 | 00:11:13,304 | - Off. - And then what happened? | - Off. - And then what happened? |
283 | 00:11:13,306 | 00:11:15,006 | So everybody's freaking out. | So everybody's freaking out. |
284 | 00:11:15,008 | 00:11:19,144 | The guy's freaking out. And I just run, I run like hell. | The guy's freaking out. And I just run, I run like hell. |
285 | 00:11:19,146 | 00:11:21,413 | I run out of the frat house. I run across campus. | I run out of the frat house. I run across campus. |
286 | 00:11:21,415 | 00:11:25,383 | And I pretty much hide in the dorm room until the next day. | And I pretty much hide in the dorm room until the next day. |
287 | 00:11:25,385 | 00:11:27,285 | Did you get into trouble? | Did you get into trouble? |
288 | 00:11:27,287 | 00:11:29,788 | They didn't have cell phones back then | They didn't have cell phones back then |
289 | 00:11:29,790 | 00:11:31,022 | so no one took a photo. | so no one took a photo. |
290 | 00:11:31,024 | 00:11:32,390 | No one saw you. No one fingered you? | No one saw you. No one fingered you? |
291 | 00:11:32,392 | 00:11:35,293 | People saw me, but they didn't know who we were. | People saw me, but they didn't know who we were. |
292 | 00:11:35,295 | 00:11:37,195 | We used to go to these frat parties, my friend and I. | We used to go to these frat parties, my friend and I. |
293 | 00:11:37,197 | 00:11:38,930 | We would bounce around frat court. | We would bounce around frat court. |
294 | 00:11:38,932 | 00:11:41,132 | We would go from one frat party to next frat party, | We would go from one frat party to next frat party, |
295 | 00:11:41,134 | 00:11:43,268 | - drinking their beer, fucking their women. - Right, sure. | - drinking their beer, fucking their women. - Right, sure. |
296 | 00:11:43,270 | 00:11:47,379 | That's the way you do, or the way one does. | That's the way you do, or the way one does. |
297 | 00:11:47,405 | 00:11:48,873 | You guys... | You guys... |
298 | 00:11:48,875 | 00:11:51,109 | Anyway, that's the worst thing I ever did. | Anyway, that's the worst thing I ever did. |
299 | 00:11:51,111 | 00:11:54,846 | Did you ever wonder whatever happened to that guy? | Did you ever wonder whatever happened to that guy? |
300 | 00:11:54,848 | 00:11:57,449 | I wouldn't know that guy if I saw him today. | I wouldn't know that guy if I saw him today. |
301 | 00:11:57,451 | 00:11:59,350 | You don't think that's hanging over your head. | You don't think that's hanging over your head. |
302 | 00:11:59,352 | 00:12:01,720 | The guy's somewhere standing nearby. | The guy's somewhere standing nearby. |
303 | 00:12:01,722 | 00:12:04,389 | It could be this guy right here and I wouldn't even know. You know? | It could be this guy right here and I wouldn't even know. You know? |
304 | 00:12:04,391 | 00:12:05,924 | How are you guys doing? | How are you guys doing? |
305 | 00:12:05,926 | 00:12:08,460 | - Good. - Good, a little nauseated. | - Good. - Good, a little nauseated. |
306 | 00:12:08,462 | 00:12:10,261 | Anybody want dessert? | Anybody want dessert? |
307 | 00:12:10,263 | 00:12:12,430 | - Yes, I'll have the tiramisu. - No! | - Yes, I'll have the tiramisu. - No! |
308 | 00:12:12,432 | 00:12:14,933 | - Oh, this is so good. - Why didn't you guys just get your own? | - Oh, this is so good. - Why didn't you guys just get your own? |
309 | 00:12:14,935 | 00:12:17,068 | - I just wanted a bite. - We could have gotten extra. | - I just wanted a bite. - We could have gotten extra. |
310 | 00:12:17,070 | 00:12:19,822 | Take your time, whenever you guys are ready. | Take your time, whenever you guys are ready. |
311 | 00:12:19,848 | 00:12:20,739 | Thank you. | Thank you. |
312 | 00:12:20,741 | 00:12:21,806 | Thank you. | Thank you. |
313 | 00:12:21,808 | 00:12:23,208 | - No, no we got this. - Yeah. | - No, no we got this. - Yeah. |
314 | 00:12:23,210 | 00:12:24,075 | - This is our turn. - Are you sure? | - This is our turn. - Are you sure? |
315 | 00:12:24,077 | 00:12:25,343 | You guys paid last time. | You guys paid last time. |
316 | 00:12:25,345 | 00:12:26,511 | - Did we? - Yeah. | - Did we? - Yeah. |
317 | 00:12:26,513 | 00:12:28,413 | Yeah, it's definitely our turn. | Yeah, it's definitely our turn. |
318 | 00:12:28,415 | 00:12:30,215 | I mean, this place is more expensive than the last place, | I mean, this place is more expensive than the last place, |
319 | 00:12:30,217 | 00:12:31,750 | but that's fine. | but that's fine. |
320 | 00:12:39,959 | 00:12:41,926 | Goodnight, babe. | Goodnight, babe. |
321 | 00:12:46,499 | 00:12:48,833 | Oh sweetheart, I'm really stuffed. | Oh sweetheart, I'm really stuffed. |
322 | 00:12:48,835 | 00:12:51,136 | That food was so rich. | That food was so rich. |
323 | 00:12:55,007 | 00:12:58,943 | You want to fool around a little bit? | You want to fool around a little bit? |
324 | 00:12:58,945 | 00:13:02,013 | I'm really tired, honey. | I'm really tired, honey. |
325 | 00:13:02,015 | 00:13:04,949 | I had a fucking long day. | I had a fucking long day. |
326 | 00:13:04,951 | 00:13:06,885 | Fine. | Fine. |
327 | 00:13:09,789 | 00:13:11,289 | - Hey. - Yeah. | - Hey. - Yeah. |
328 | 00:13:11,291 | 00:13:12,390 | I love you. | I love you. |
329 | 00:13:12,392 | 00:13:14,392 | I love you too. | I love you too. |
330 | 00:13:24,970 | 00:13:26,070 | Les? | Les? |
331 | 00:13:26,072 | 00:13:27,405 | Huh? | Huh? |
332 | 00:13:27,407 | 00:13:30,542 | What's the worst thing you've ever done? | What's the worst thing you've ever done? |
333 | 00:13:35,848 | 00:13:38,516 | - I need to tell you something. - Huh, what? | - I need to tell you something. - Huh, what? |
334 | 00:13:38,518 | 00:13:40,285 | I love you. | I love you. |
335 | 00:13:40,287 | 00:13:43,488 | - Huh? - I love you. | - Huh? - I love you. |
336 | 00:13:43,490 | 00:13:46,124 | - Hey look at me for a second. - What? | - Hey look at me for a second. - What? |
337 | 00:13:46,126 | 00:13:48,493 | - I love you. - I know. | - I love you. - I know. |
338 | 00:13:48,495 | 00:13:51,296 | No, I mean, I really, really love you. | No, I mean, I really, really love you. |
339 | 00:13:51,298 | 00:13:54,933 | You're the most beautiful women I've ever seen in my life. | You're the most beautiful women I've ever seen in my life. |
340 | 00:13:54,935 | 00:13:58,269 | If I believed in god, I would thank him or her, | If I believed in god, I would thank him or her, |
341 | 00:13:58,271 | 00:14:02,907 | everyday, that he made you just stupid enough to marry me. | everyday, that he made you just stupid enough to marry me. |
342 | 00:14:02,909 | 00:14:04,175 | Thanks. | Thanks. |
343 | 00:14:04,177 | 00:14:06,411 | Thank you for making her so stupid. | Thank you for making her so stupid. |
344 | 00:14:06,413 | 00:14:08,046 | I don't know what I would do without you. | I don't know what I would do without you. |
345 | 00:14:08,048 | 00:14:09,414 | You're very sweet. | You're very sweet. |
346 | 00:14:09,416 | 00:14:12,050 | We should make a baby. | We should make a baby. |
347 | 00:14:12,052 | 00:14:13,585 | No. | No. |
348 | 00:14:14,286 | 00:14:15,987 | What the fuck. | What the fuck. |
349 | 00:14:15,989 | 00:14:17,622 | That's the most disgusting thing I've ever heard | That's the most disgusting thing I've ever heard |
350 | 00:14:17,624 | 00:14:18,923 | in my entire life. | in my entire life. |
351 | 00:14:18,925 | 00:14:21,159 | You asked me and I told you. | You asked me and I told you. |
352 | 00:14:21,161 | 00:14:23,428 | Why the fuck did you ask me if you didn't want to hear it. | Why the fuck did you ask me if you didn't want to hear it. |
353 | 00:14:23,430 | 00:14:25,430 | You peed on a puppy? | You peed on a puppy? |
354 | 00:14:25,432 | 00:14:26,931 | An innocent puppy? | An innocent puppy? |
355 | 00:14:26,933 | 00:14:28,199 | It was in fucking high school. | It was in fucking high school. |
356 | 00:14:28,201 | 00:14:29,467 | It was ages ago. | It was ages ago. |
357 | 00:14:29,469 | 00:14:32,337 | You're with your punk ass high school friends | You're with your punk ass high school friends |
358 | 00:14:32,339 | 00:14:35,073 | and you're walking in the woods and you see a stray puppy, | and you're walking in the woods and you see a stray puppy, |
359 | 00:14:35,075 | 00:14:39,010 | so you pull out your cocks and you piss all over it? | so you pull out your cocks and you piss all over it? |
360 | 00:14:39,012 | 00:14:41,012 | - That's what you did? - I'm not proud of it. | - That's what you did? - I'm not proud of it. |
361 | 00:14:41,014 | 00:14:42,013 | I'm going to be sick. | I'm going to be sick. |
362 | 00:14:42,015 | 00:14:43,414 | Why are you getting so upset? | Why are you getting so upset? |
363 | 00:14:43,416 | 00:14:45,350 | You're acting like we ripped it open and ate it. | You're acting like we ripped it open and ate it. |
364 | 00:14:45,352 | 00:14:47,085 | I just wish you never would have told me. | I just wish you never would have told me. |
365 | 00:14:47,087 | 00:14:48,553 | I can't handle things like this. | I can't handle things like this. |
366 | 00:14:48,555 | 00:14:50,288 | You know I obsess over things. | You know I obsess over things. |
367 | 00:14:50,290 | 00:14:52,957 | Fine, can we start over now? | Fine, can we start over now? |
368 | 00:14:52,959 | 00:14:54,392 | The worst thing I ever did? | The worst thing I ever did? |
369 | 00:14:54,394 | 00:14:56,494 | I stole a pair of running shoes, okay. | I stole a pair of running shoes, okay. |
370 | 00:14:56,496 | 00:15:00,298 | What was it doing when you were pissing all over it? | What was it doing when you were pissing all over it? |
371 | 00:15:02,602 | 00:15:05,904 | It would run one way, I would spray it with pee. | It would run one way, I would spray it with pee. |
372 | 00:15:05,906 | 00:15:11,142 | I'm going to be sick. I'm going to be so sick. | I'm going to be sick. I'm going to be so sick. |
373 | 00:15:11,144 | 00:15:13,111 | You know, when we first met and we were experimenting, | You know, when we first met and we were experimenting, |
374 | 00:15:13,113 | 00:15:14,946 | we use to give each other golden showers, | we use to give each other golden showers, |
375 | 00:15:14,948 | 00:15:15,680 | remember that? | remember that? |
376 | 00:15:15,682 | 00:15:17,415 | That was consensual. | That was consensual. |
377 | 00:15:17,417 | 00:15:19,050 | Okay, the next time I pee on a puppy, | Okay, the next time I pee on a puppy, |
378 | 00:15:19,052 | 00:15:20,652 | I'll get his consent, all right. | I'll get his consent, all right. |
379 | 00:15:20,654 | 00:15:22,020 | When I was in college, | When I was in college, |
380 | 00:15:22,022 | 00:15:23,554 | I used to be an animal rights activist. | I used to be an animal rights activist. |
381 | 00:15:23,556 | 00:15:27,358 | I use to throw buckets of paint on people who wore fur coats. | I use to throw buckets of paint on people who wore fur coats. |
382 | 00:15:27,360 | 00:15:29,460 | That's a fantastic way to solve a problem, | That's a fantastic way to solve a problem, |
383 | 00:15:29,462 | 00:15:31,129 | just throw a bucket of paint on it. | just throw a bucket of paint on it. |
384 | 00:15:31,131 | 00:15:32,530 | Who thought of that? It's genius. | Who thought of that? It's genius. |
385 | 00:15:32,532 | 00:15:34,265 | Its better than a bucket of piss. | Its better than a bucket of piss. |
386 | 00:15:34,267 | 00:15:37,268 | Fine, shut the light. | Fine, shut the light. |
387 | 00:15:37,270 | 00:15:40,238 | You need to make amends. | You need to make amends. |
388 | 00:15:40,240 | 00:15:42,941 | I'll make a donation to the humane society. | I'll make a donation to the humane society. |
389 | 00:15:42,943 | 00:15:44,609 | That could work. | That could work. |
390 | 00:15:46,278 | 00:15:49,681 | - Like, five thousand dollars. - Fine. | - Like, five thousand dollars. - Fine. |
391 | 00:15:49,683 | 00:15:51,449 | That's five thousand less than we'll have to spend | That's five thousand less than we'll have to spend |
392 | 00:15:51,451 | 00:15:53,685 | on shit we like. | on shit we like. |
393 | 00:15:53,687 | 00:15:55,954 | - Like, five hundred dollars. - Done. | - Like, five hundred dollars. - Done. |
394 | 00:15:55,956 | 00:15:58,056 | Shut the light. | Shut the light. |
395 | 00:16:04,563 | 00:16:07,265 | What's the worst thing you've ever done? | What's the worst thing you've ever done? |
396 | 00:16:11,304 | 00:16:14,605 | Does anybody recognize what I'm drawing? | Does anybody recognize what I'm drawing? |
397 | 00:16:14,607 | 00:16:16,274 | Twin towers? | Twin towers? |
398 | 00:16:16,276 | 00:16:17,676 | Twin towers. That's exactly right. | Twin towers. That's exactly right. |
399 | 00:16:17,677 | 00:16:20,979 | And we all know what happened to the twin towers. | And we all know what happened to the twin towers. |
400 | 00:16:20,981 | 00:16:23,181 | September 11th 2001, | September 11th 2001, |
401 | 00:16:23,183 | 00:16:28,553 | they were reduced to a big heap of smoldering rubble, okay. | they were reduced to a big heap of smoldering rubble, okay. |
402 | 00:16:28,555 | 00:16:32,323 | We went to war with Afghanistan and we went to war with Iraq | We went to war with Afghanistan and we went to war with Iraq |
403 | 00:16:32,325 | 00:16:37,428 | and now Iraq is completely discombobulated and in pieces. | and now Iraq is completely discombobulated and in pieces. |
404 | 00:16:37,430 | 00:16:42,033 | So, what I want to know is, instead of going to war, | So, what I want to know is, instead of going to war, |
405 | 00:16:42,035 | 00:16:45,436 | what are some alternatives to going to war? | what are some alternatives to going to war? |
406 | 00:16:45,438 | 00:16:48,473 | What are some things we could have done besides going to war? | What are some things we could have done besides going to war? |
407 | 00:16:48,475 | 00:16:51,242 | So, Cameron, let's say that I walk up to you. | So, Cameron, let's say that I walk up to you. |
408 | 00:16:51,244 | 00:16:52,510 | You're in the hallway and I just punch you. | You're in the hallway and I just punch you. |
409 | 00:16:52,512 | 00:16:55,413 | I just punch you. I punch you in the shoulder. | I just punch you. I punch you in the shoulder. |
410 | 00:16:55,415 | 00:16:57,415 | Okay, what are you going to do? | Okay, what are you going to do? |
411 | 00:16:57,417 | 00:16:59,584 | I'm probably going to punch you back! | I'm probably going to punch you back! |
412 | 00:16:59,586 | 00:17:02,086 | Well, yeah. That's right, you know. | Well, yeah. That's right, you know. |
413 | 00:17:02,088 | 00:17:06,224 | And I would understand that, | And I would understand that, |
414 | 00:17:06,226 | 00:17:09,293 | and that's exactly the way we acted after 9/11. | and that's exactly the way we acted after 9/11. |
415 | 00:17:09,295 | 00:17:12,530 | We were all very angry, we wanted revenge. | We were all very angry, we wanted revenge. |
416 | 00:17:12,532 | 00:17:17,035 | We were also very scared, so we reacted with force, okay. | We were also very scared, so we reacted with force, okay. |
417 | 00:17:17,037 | 00:17:19,303 | But there wasn't a lot of compassion. | But there wasn't a lot of compassion. |
418 | 00:17:19,305 | 00:17:24,142 | There was compassion for the people we lost on 9/11. | There was compassion for the people we lost on 9/11. |
419 | 00:17:24,144 | 00:17:26,778 | There was compassion for the families, | There was compassion for the families, |
420 | 00:17:26,780 | 00:17:28,146 | but there wasn't so much compassion | but there wasn't so much compassion |
421 | 00:17:28,148 | 00:17:29,380 | for the people we bombed. | for the people we bombed. |
422 | 00:17:29,382 | 00:17:32,050 | Rain, can you put your cell phone away, please? | Rain, can you put your cell phone away, please? |
423 | 00:17:32,052 | 00:17:33,584 | So what are some alternatives? | So what are some alternatives? |
424 | 00:17:33,586 | 00:17:37,655 | What are some things we could do besides | What are some things we could do besides |
425 | 00:17:37,657 | 00:17:39,690 | punch back, basically. | punch back, basically. |
426 | 00:17:39,692 | 00:17:41,426 | You could talk. | You could talk. |
427 | 00:17:41,428 | 00:17:43,461 | That's good, Kimberly. We could talk. | That's good, Kimberly. We could talk. |
428 | 00:17:43,463 | 00:17:49,667 | Someone punches you, you could ask a question, | Someone punches you, you could ask a question, |
429 | 00:17:49,669 | 00:17:50,802 | for example. | for example. |
430 | 00:17:50,804 | 00:17:53,337 | Ask me why I punched you, Cameron. | Ask me why I punched you, Cameron. |
431 | 00:17:53,339 | 00:17:55,773 | I just punched you in the face. Ask me a question. | I just punched you in the face. Ask me a question. |
432 | 00:17:55,775 | 00:17:57,809 | Rain. Come on, man. | Rain. Come on, man. |
433 | 00:17:57,811 | 00:18:00,445 | Put the cell phone away, seriously. | Put the cell phone away, seriously. |
434 | 00:18:00,447 | 00:18:02,647 | You're cramping my whole style here, okay. | You're cramping my whole style here, okay. |
435 | 00:18:02,649 | 00:18:05,149 | Give it to me. Give it to me. | Give it to me. Give it to me. |
436 | 00:18:05,151 | 00:18:07,085 | - Give it to me. - No. | - Give it to me. - No. |
437 | 00:18:07,087 | 00:18:08,553 | What are you doing? Why are you doing this? | What are you doing? Why are you doing this? |
438 | 00:18:08,555 | 00:18:09,854 | This is so stupid. | This is so stupid. |
439 | 00:18:09,856 | 00:18:11,422 | Why is this stupid? | Why is this stupid? |
440 | 00:18:11,424 | 00:18:13,424 | Do you realize what you're saying? | Do you realize what you're saying? |
441 | 00:18:13,426 | 00:18:15,126 | You're saying that the terrorists were justified | You're saying that the terrorists were justified |
442 | 00:18:15,128 | 00:18:16,394 | in what they did. | in what they did. |
443 | 00:18:16,396 | 00:18:18,196 | - No, I'm not saying that. - Yeah, you are. | - No, I'm not saying that. - Yeah, you are. |
444 | 00:18:18,198 | 00:18:20,331 | I'm trying to get you all to learn empathy, | I'm trying to get you all to learn empathy, |
445 | 00:18:20,333 | 00:18:22,300 | which is something this me generation of me, | which is something this me generation of me, |
446 | 00:18:22,302 | 00:18:24,836 | - me, me, doesn't have. - Empathy? | - me, me, doesn't have. - Empathy? |
447 | 00:18:24,838 | 00:18:26,304 | Why should I be listening to you? | Why should I be listening to you? |
448 | 00:18:26,306 | 00:18:29,173 | It's adults that start the wars? | It's adults that start the wars? |
449 | 00:18:30,309 | 00:18:32,710 | I had to push a lot strings to get this through the curriculum. | I had to push a lot strings to get this through the curriculum. |
450 | 00:18:32,712 | 00:18:34,479 | But, I'm glad you guys are appreciating it. | But, I'm glad you guys are appreciating it. |
451 | 00:18:34,481 | 00:18:36,614 | You guys have a good day, take care. | You guys have a good day, take care. |
452 | 00:18:43,188 | 00:18:44,555 | Jesus Christ. | Jesus Christ. |
453 | 00:18:44,557 | 00:18:45,590 | Les? What are you doing, man? | Les? What are you doing, man? |
454 | 00:18:45,592 | 00:18:47,525 | I should fuck you up right now. | I should fuck you up right now. |
455 | 00:18:47,527 | 00:18:52,697 | Kate told me about your little finger bang party last year. | Kate told me about your little finger bang party last year. |
456 | 00:18:52,699 | 00:18:54,298 | I didn't think you were the kind of guy | I didn't think you were the kind of guy |
457 | 00:18:54,300 | 00:18:56,667 | to fuck around with another man's wife. | to fuck around with another man's wife. |
458 | 00:18:58,604 | 00:19:00,304 | Is everything okay? | Is everything okay? |
459 | 00:19:00,306 | 00:19:02,373 | Yeah Zane, it's cool. | Yeah Zane, it's cool. |
460 | 00:19:02,375 | 00:19:05,443 | Yeah. It's fine. He's fine, thanks. It's cool. | Yeah. It's fine. He's fine, thanks. It's cool. |
461 | 00:19:05,445 | 00:19:06,577 | You can go back to your friends. | You can go back to your friends. |
462 | 00:19:06,579 | 00:19:10,181 | This is where I work, man. Don't do this shit, okay. | This is where I work, man. Don't do this shit, okay. |
463 | 00:19:10,183 | 00:19:13,784 | We were fucking wasted. It didn't mean anything. | We were fucking wasted. It didn't mean anything. |
464 | 00:19:13,786 | 00:19:15,820 | Oh, is that an excuse? Does that make it okay? | Oh, is that an excuse? Does that make it okay? |
465 | 00:19:15,822 | 00:19:17,788 | You were wasted? | You were wasted? |
466 | 00:19:19,459 | 00:19:23,561 | - What's wrong with you? - I'm contemplating kicking your ass, | - What's wrong with you? - I'm contemplating kicking your ass, |
467 | 00:19:23,563 | 00:19:26,564 | but I don't want to get in trouble. | but I don't want to get in trouble. |
468 | 00:19:26,566 | 00:19:27,865 | You hit somebody in the temple hard enough | You hit somebody in the temple hard enough |
469 | 00:19:27,867 | 00:19:29,333 | you can kill them instantly. | you can kill them instantly. |
470 | 00:19:29,335 | 00:19:31,335 | I don't need a manslaughter conviction. | I don't need a manslaughter conviction. |
471 | 00:19:31,337 | 00:19:35,173 | Nobody needs a manslaughter conviction. | Nobody needs a manslaughter conviction. |
472 | 00:19:35,175 | 00:19:36,707 | Why did she tell you? | Why did she tell you? |
473 | 00:19:36,709 | 00:19:38,176 | I have no idea why she told me. | I have no idea why she told me. |
474 | 00:19:38,178 | 00:19:39,477 | I would rather I didn't know. | I would rather I didn't know. |
475 | 00:19:39,479 | 00:19:41,345 | It was innocent. | It was innocent. |
476 | 00:19:41,347 | 00:19:43,881 | You know where I come from stinky pinky isn't innocent. | You know where I come from stinky pinky isn't innocent. |
477 | 00:19:43,883 | 00:19:45,283 | It's second base. | It's second base. |
478 | 00:19:45,285 | 00:19:47,618 | Stinky pinky? | Stinky pinky? |
479 | 00:19:47,620 | 00:19:49,253 | Did you fuck her? | Did you fuck her? |
480 | 00:19:49,255 | 00:19:51,622 | No, man. We made out in a bathroom. | No, man. We made out in a bathroom. |
481 | 00:19:51,624 | 00:19:52,823 | It was like two years ago. | It was like two years ago. |
482 | 00:19:52,825 | 00:19:54,325 | I barely remember it, man. | I barely remember it, man. |
483 | 00:19:54,327 | 00:19:56,861 | I was plastered. | I was plastered. |
484 | 00:19:59,331 | 00:20:00,865 | You're not going to tell Nicki, are you? | You're not going to tell Nicki, are you? |
485 | 00:20:00,867 | 00:20:02,833 | No, but you should. | No, but you should. |
486 | 00:20:02,835 | 00:20:04,202 | I'm not going to. | I'm not going to. |
487 | 00:20:04,204 | 00:20:05,536 | Yeah, I'm not surprised. | Yeah, I'm not surprised. |
488 | 00:20:05,538 | 00:20:07,371 | You always seemed like a coward to me. | You always seemed like a coward to me. |
489 | 00:20:07,373 | 00:20:09,240 | I'm not a coward, man. I use to live in Bedstuy. | I'm not a coward, man. I use to live in Bedstuy. |
490 | 00:20:09,242 | 00:20:10,808 | You don't see Kate anymore, you understand. | You don't see Kate anymore, you understand. |
491 | 00:20:10,810 | 00:20:13,778 | You don't talk to her, you don't even dream about her. | You don't talk to her, you don't even dream about her. |
492 | 00:20:13,780 | 00:20:15,580 | I can't control what I dream about. | I can't control what I dream about. |
493 | 00:20:15,582 | 00:20:17,782 | I had a dream last night I was 69-ing Donald rumsfeld. | I had a dream last night I was 69-ing Donald rumsfeld. |
494 | 00:20:17,784 | 00:20:20,251 | Listen to me. I know gangsters, right. | Listen to me. I know gangsters, right. |
495 | 00:20:20,253 | 00:20:21,352 | Real ones. | Real ones. |
496 | 00:20:21,354 | 00:20:22,920 | Sicilians and shit. | Sicilians and shit. |
497 | 00:20:22,922 | 00:20:24,922 | You may have cut a guy's fingers off by accident | You may have cut a guy's fingers off by accident |
498 | 00:20:24,924 | 00:20:27,858 | but I know people who do that for a living, okay? | but I know people who do that for a living, okay? |
499 | 00:20:27,860 | 00:20:30,995 | You just watch your back, motherfucker. | You just watch your back, motherfucker. |
500 | 00:20:31,897 | 00:20:33,731 | I wash my back every night. | I wash my back every night. |
501 | 00:20:33,733 | 00:20:35,233 | Watch! | Watch! |
502 | 00:20:35,235 | 00:20:37,868 | Watch, motherfucker! | Watch, motherfucker! |
503 | 00:20:40,939 | 00:20:43,407 | Fuck. | Fuck. |
504 | 00:20:45,777 | 00:20:49,280 | Now, my first marriage was a disaster. | Now, my first marriage was a disaster. |
505 | 00:20:49,282 | 00:20:53,884 | My second marriage was not much better. | My second marriage was not much better. |
506 | 00:20:53,886 | 00:20:57,989 | My third was okay... | My third was okay... |
507 | 00:20:58,590 | 00:20:59,957 | but far from perfect. | but far from perfect. |
508 | 00:20:59,959 | 00:21:05,696 | I'm not a Saint, I'll admit it, but we all have needs. | I'm not a Saint, I'll admit it, but we all have needs. |
509 | 00:21:05,698 | 00:21:08,532 | - Hey. - Hey. | - Hey. - Hey. |
510 | 00:21:08,534 | 00:21:09,867 | Food and shelter... | Food and shelter... |
511 | 00:21:09,869 | 00:21:11,636 | - You're listening to Stevie bricks. - Yeah. | - You're listening to Stevie bricks. - Yeah. |
512 | 00:21:11,638 | 00:21:16,741 | I'm just trying to figure out what you see in this guy. | I'm just trying to figure out what you see in this guy. |
513 | 00:21:16,743 | 00:21:18,342 | What are they talking about? | What are they talking about? |
514 | 00:21:18,344 | 00:21:21,012 | Adultery. | Adultery. |
515 | 00:21:21,014 | 00:21:22,513 | Did you talk to les? | Did you talk to les? |
516 | 00:21:22,515 | 00:21:23,581 | Huh? No. | Huh? No. |
517 | 00:21:23,583 | 00:21:25,549 | Turn this off. This guy's an idiot. | Turn this off. This guy's an idiot. |
518 | 00:21:25,551 | 00:21:26,651 | Oh, now he's an idiot? | Oh, now he's an idiot? |
519 | 00:21:26,653 | 00:21:27,752 | I thought you worshipped the guy. | I thought you worshipped the guy. |
520 | 00:21:27,754 | 00:21:29,854 | - You hungry? - I guess. | - You hungry? - I guess. |
521 | 00:21:29,856 | 00:21:31,322 | Let's get some Chinese food. | Let's get some Chinese food. |
522 | 00:21:31,324 | 00:21:32,757 | Okay. | Okay. |
523 | 00:21:40,399 | 00:21:42,333 | Les. | Les. |
524 | 00:21:42,335 | 00:21:43,934 | Yes. | Yes. |
525 | 00:21:43,936 | 00:21:46,871 | Are you going to talk to me? | Are you going to talk to me? |
526 | 00:21:46,873 | 00:21:48,739 | I'm eating. | I'm eating. |
527 | 00:21:48,741 | 00:21:50,908 | So? | So? |
528 | 00:21:51,443 | 00:21:54,478 | I don't like talking with my mouth full. | I don't like talking with my mouth full. |
529 | 00:21:54,480 | 00:21:57,448 | Well, talk to me when your mouth is empty. | Well, talk to me when your mouth is empty. |
530 | 00:22:03,488 | 00:22:06,090 | I don't feel like talking tonight. | I don't feel like talking tonight. |
531 | 00:22:07,426 | 00:22:09,460 | Les, I'm sorry. | Les, I'm sorry. |
532 | 00:22:09,462 | 00:22:11,729 | What are you sorry about? | What are you sorry about? |
533 | 00:22:11,731 | 00:22:14,098 | It was just a finger, right? | It was just a finger, right? |
534 | 00:22:14,100 | 00:22:16,834 | Just one finger. | Just one finger. |
535 | 00:22:17,803 | 00:22:19,970 | What's the big deal? | What's the big deal? |
536 | 00:22:21,506 | 00:22:23,007 | - Felix, how are you? - Hey, hood to see you. | - Felix, how are you? - Hey, hood to see you. |
537 | 00:22:23,009 | 00:22:25,376 | Good to see you too. How are things? | Good to see you too. How are things? |
538 | 00:22:25,378 | 00:22:27,011 | - Good, everything's fine. - How's your family? | - Good, everything's fine. - How's your family? |
539 | 00:22:27,013 | 00:22:28,779 | - Family's good, too. - Good? | - Family's good, too. - Good? |
540 | 00:22:28,781 | 00:22:30,548 | - There you go, keep the change. - Thank you. | - There you go, keep the change. - Thank you. |
541 | 00:22:30,550 | 00:22:31,716 | - Keep the change. - Oh, thank you. | - Keep the change. - Oh, thank you. |
542 | 00:22:31,718 | 00:22:34,752 | - Business is better than ever. - Better than ever? | - Business is better than ever. - Better than ever? |
543 | 00:22:34,754 | 00:22:36,587 | In this economy, the way this economy is, | In this economy, the way this economy is, |
544 | 00:22:36,589 | 00:22:40,358 | - nothing's... You know, that's great. - Yeah, nothing is affecting us. | - nothing's... You know, that's great. - Yeah, nothing is affecting us. |
545 | 00:22:40,360 | 00:22:41,792 | That's what happens when you sell a good product | That's what happens when you sell a good product |
546 | 00:22:41,794 | 00:22:43,894 | - at a good price. - Oh, thank you. | - at a good price. - Oh, thank you. |
547 | 00:22:43,896 | 00:22:45,096 | That's probably the reason why | That's probably the reason why |
548 | 00:22:45,098 | 00:22:46,997 | - no one goes to the movies anymore. - Right, right! | - no one goes to the movies anymore. - Right, right! |
549 | 00:22:46,999 | 00:22:48,666 | - Well, thanks very much. - Thank you so much. | - Well, thanks very much. - Thank you so much. |
550 | 00:22:48,668 | 00:22:50,501 | - You're a good customer. - Thanks very much. | - You're a good customer. - Thanks very much. |
551 | 00:22:50,503 | 00:22:52,002 | Take care. | Take care. |
552 | 00:22:53,773 | 00:22:56,807 | You really want to watch "life in orange?" | You really want to watch "life in orange?" |
553 | 00:22:56,809 | 00:22:59,543 | Yeah, I want to find out what the masses are watching. | Yeah, I want to find out what the masses are watching. |
554 | 00:22:59,545 | 00:23:02,913 | Wow, join the herd. You make it sound so dumb. | Wow, join the herd. You make it sound so dumb. |
555 | 00:23:02,915 | 00:23:04,949 | Well, this is the new normalcy... | Well, this is the new normalcy... |
556 | 00:23:04,951 | 00:23:07,418 | The new normality I should say. | The new normality I should say. |
557 | 00:23:07,420 | 00:23:09,787 | Each episode is tuning us out just a little bit more. | Each episode is tuning us out just a little bit more. |
558 | 00:23:09,789 | 00:23:12,056 | It's what aldous huxley talked about in brave new world. | It's what aldous huxley talked about in brave new world. |
559 | 00:23:12,058 | 00:23:14,959 | It's also what Neil postman wrote about. | It's also what Neil postman wrote about. |
560 | 00:23:14,961 | 00:23:16,727 | I don't know who that is. | I don't know who that is. |
561 | 00:23:16,729 | 00:23:18,095 | It doesn't matter if we're getting dumber, | It doesn't matter if we're getting dumber, |
562 | 00:23:18,097 | 00:23:20,030 | because the singularity will fix everything. | because the singularity will fix everything. |
563 | 00:23:20,032 | 00:23:22,460 | Ron, I don't care. I just want to watch the show. | Ron, I don't care. I just want to watch the show. |
564 | 00:23:22,486 | 00:23:23,092 | Okay. | Okay. |
565 | 00:23:25,103 | 00:23:27,905 | Is there full frontal in this? | Is there full frontal in this? |
566 | 00:23:34,679 | 00:23:37,481 | Les, you're going to be late. | Les, you're going to be late. |
567 | 00:23:40,185 | 00:23:43,487 | Can I make you breakfast? | Can I make you breakfast? |
568 | 00:23:57,703 | 00:24:00,805 | Okay, so operation ajax! | Okay, so operation ajax! |
569 | 00:24:00,807 | 00:24:02,873 | Isn't that a soap? | Isn't that a soap? |
570 | 00:24:02,875 | 00:24:05,042 | Yeah well, it is a soap, yes. | Yeah well, it is a soap, yes. |
571 | 00:24:05,044 | 00:24:06,744 | But in terms of what happened here, | But in terms of what happened here, |
572 | 00:24:06,746 | 00:24:08,512 | I wouldn't say there was anything clean | I wouldn't say there was anything clean |
573 | 00:24:08,514 | 00:24:10,614 | about what America did, okay. | about what America did, okay. |
574 | 00:24:10,616 | 00:24:12,716 | But if you consider what we did, | But if you consider what we did, |
575 | 00:24:12,718 | 00:24:14,618 | which was pretty lousy, | which was pretty lousy, |
576 | 00:24:14,620 | 00:24:17,154 | let's imagine a hypothetical where it didn't happen. | let's imagine a hypothetical where it didn't happen. |
577 | 00:24:17,156 | 00:24:19,857 | And we didn't go in and get rid of the prime minister of Iran | And we didn't go in and get rid of the prime minister of Iran |
578 | 00:24:19,859 | 00:24:21,058 | in the 1950s. | in the 1950s. |
579 | 00:24:21,060 | 00:24:22,560 | How might that have that affected | How might that have that affected |
580 | 00:24:22,562 | 00:24:24,028 | middle eastern relations today? | middle eastern relations today? |
581 | 00:24:24,030 | 00:24:26,030 | How might the middle east view us today, | How might the middle east view us today, |
582 | 00:24:26,032 | 00:24:29,667 | well, it was in our best interest to do it though, | well, it was in our best interest to do it though, |
583 | 00:24:29,669 | 00:24:30,768 | wasn't it? | wasn't it? |
584 | 00:24:30,770 | 00:24:35,039 | Economically, it was in our best interest to take their oil. | Economically, it was in our best interest to take their oil. |
585 | 00:24:35,041 | 00:24:37,141 | All Iran wanted to do was nationalize their oil, | All Iran wanted to do was nationalize their oil, |
586 | 00:24:37,143 | 00:24:38,642 | so what was in their best interest? | so what was in their best interest? |
587 | 00:24:38,644 | 00:24:40,110 | That's what people don't talk about. | That's what people don't talk about. |
588 | 00:24:40,112 | 00:24:43,047 | Let's say you got a million dollars under your bed, okay. | Let's say you got a million dollars under your bed, okay. |
589 | 00:24:43,049 | 00:24:44,949 | It's in my best interest | It's in my best interest |
590 | 00:24:44,951 | 00:24:47,618 | to take that million dollars if I want it, | to take that million dollars if I want it, |
591 | 00:24:47,620 | 00:24:48,953 | because I can do a lot with that money. | because I can do a lot with that money. |
592 | 00:24:48,955 | 00:24:50,521 | But it's not in your best interest. | But it's not in your best interest. |
593 | 00:24:50,523 | 00:24:52,857 | Rain, come on, man. Put the cell phone away. | Rain, come on, man. Put the cell phone away. |
594 | 00:24:52,859 | 00:24:54,625 | I'm tired of dealing with this, every time we're talking. | I'm tired of dealing with this, every time we're talking. |
595 | 00:24:54,627 | 00:24:57,228 | Yo, this shit doesn't matter. | Yo, this shit doesn't matter. |
596 | 00:24:57,230 | 00:25:00,898 | All of this matters. Empathy matters, okay. | All of this matters. Empathy matters, okay. |
597 | 00:25:00,900 | 00:25:03,267 | - Give me the cell phone! - Yo, fuck you, Mr. Wells. | - Give me the cell phone! - Yo, fuck you, Mr. Wells. |
598 | 00:25:03,269 | 00:25:05,803 | Ooh. | Ooh. |
599 | 00:25:26,958 | 00:25:29,159 | Nicki. | Nicki. |
600 | 00:25:49,681 | 00:25:51,015 | That's nice. | That's nice. |
601 | 00:26:07,566 | 00:26:10,834 | Chastity stock is up 4 dollars. | Chastity stock is up 4 dollars. |
602 | 00:26:10,836 | 00:26:12,736 | I told you, right? | I told you, right? |
603 | 00:26:12,738 | 00:26:15,039 | I haven't steered you wrong yet. | I haven't steered you wrong yet. |
604 | 00:26:15,041 | 00:26:16,574 | I wonder how high it's going to go | I wonder how high it's going to go |
605 | 00:26:16,576 | 00:26:19,143 | when that first consumer rocket goes into orbit. | when that first consumer rocket goes into orbit. |
606 | 00:26:19,145 | 00:26:21,312 | It's going to go right up into the stratosphere. | It's going to go right up into the stratosphere. |
607 | 00:26:21,314 | 00:26:23,147 | Let's hope so! | Let's hope so! |
608 | 00:26:24,884 | 00:26:27,618 | Sorry, Barry. Let me take this call. | Sorry, Barry. Let me take this call. |
609 | 00:26:27,620 | 00:26:30,120 | This guy's not going to leave me alone otherwise. | This guy's not going to leave me alone otherwise. |
610 | 00:26:31,122 | 00:26:33,991 | Fuck face, I told you not to contact me. | Fuck face, I told you not to contact me. |
611 | 00:26:33,993 | 00:26:35,593 | You're a sick son-of-a-bitch, les. | You're a sick son-of-a-bitch, les. |
612 | 00:26:35,595 | 00:26:37,361 | Oh, I'm a sick son-of-a-bitch? How so? | Oh, I'm a sick son-of-a-bitch? How so? |
613 | 00:26:37,363 | 00:26:39,630 | Don't play dumb. You know what I'm talking about. | Don't play dumb. You know what I'm talking about. |
614 | 00:26:39,632 | 00:26:41,098 | I'm with a client, Ron. | I'm with a client, Ron. |
615 | 00:26:41,100 | 00:26:43,200 | I thought it was fake at first, but it's fucking real. | I thought it was fake at first, but it's fucking real. |
616 | 00:26:43,202 | 00:26:45,269 | What's real? What are you talking about? | What's real? What are you talking about? |
617 | 00:26:45,271 | 00:26:46,737 | The finger, les. | The finger, les. |
618 | 00:26:46,739 | 00:26:48,305 | Give me a break. The finger, man! | Give me a break. The finger, man! |
619 | 00:26:48,307 | 00:26:49,873 | The finger? Which one? | The finger? Which one? |
620 | 00:26:49,875 | 00:26:52,977 | Where did you get it? One of your mafia connections? | Where did you get it? One of your mafia connections? |
621 | 00:26:52,979 | 00:26:58,916 | You told me you had ties to the sicilian mafia family. | You told me you had ties to the sicilian mafia family. |
622 | 00:26:58,918 | 00:27:00,284 | What? You think because I'm Italian | What? You think because I'm Italian |
623 | 00:27:00,286 | 00:27:02,920 | that I'm connected to the mob? What the fuck is that? | that I'm connected to the mob? What the fuck is that? |
624 | 00:27:02,922 | 00:27:05,055 | You said so yourself. | You said so yourself. |
625 | 00:27:05,057 | 00:27:07,291 | I was just trying to scare you, you imbecile. | I was just trying to scare you, you imbecile. |
626 | 00:27:07,293 | 00:27:09,360 | Well, I don't scare so easily, les. | Well, I don't scare so easily, les. |
627 | 00:27:09,362 | 00:27:12,162 | I once watched "the exorcist," by myself, | I once watched "the exorcist," by myself, |
628 | 00:27:12,164 | 00:27:13,964 | in the dark, all the way through. | in the dark, all the way through. |
629 | 00:27:13,966 | 00:27:16,200 | I have no idea what you're talking about so, | I have no idea what you're talking about so, |
630 | 00:27:16,202 | 00:27:18,202 | you're lucky I don't go to the police. | you're lucky I don't go to the police. |
631 | 00:27:18,204 | 00:27:19,703 | Go to the police, Ron. | Go to the police, Ron. |
632 | 00:27:19,705 | 00:27:20,938 | Whatever it is you're talking about... | Whatever it is you're talking about... |
633 | 00:27:20,940 | 00:27:22,706 | I don't need the police, okay? | I don't need the police, okay? |
634 | 00:27:22,708 | 00:27:24,308 | Let me tell you something, you might be Italian, | Let me tell you something, you might be Italian, |
635 | 00:27:24,310 | 00:27:27,878 | but I'm turkish and turkish people are fucking crazy. | but I'm turkish and turkish people are fucking crazy. |
636 | 00:27:27,880 | 00:27:30,147 | So watch your fucking back. | So watch your fucking back. |
637 | 00:27:30,149 | 00:27:31,315 | Fuck you. | Fuck you. |
638 | 00:27:31,317 | 00:27:33,117 | Hello? | Hello? |
639 | 00:27:33,818 | 00:27:36,854 | Mother fuck. | Mother fuck. |
640 | 00:27:46,698 | 00:27:48,198 | Who is that? | Who is that? |
641 | 00:27:48,733 | 00:27:50,434 | Hello? | Hello? |
642 | 00:27:53,838 | 00:27:55,739 | Who is that? | Who is that? |
643 | 00:27:56,241 | 00:27:57,708 | Honey? | Honey? |
644 | 00:27:57,710 | 00:27:59,143 | - Ron? - Hey. You home? | - Ron? - Hey. You home? |
645 | 00:27:59,145 | 00:28:02,913 | Oh, my god. What are you doing? | Oh, my god. What are you doing? |
646 | 00:28:02,915 | 00:28:05,049 | - Hey babe. - What is going on in here? | - Hey babe. - What is going on in here? |
647 | 00:28:05,051 | 00:28:06,383 | I thought there was a robber. | I thought there was a robber. |
648 | 00:28:06,385 | 00:28:10,020 | I've got this little thyroid thing in my thigh. | I've got this little thyroid thing in my thigh. |
649 | 00:28:10,022 | 00:28:12,356 | I was trying to get it out. | I was trying to get it out. |
650 | 00:28:12,358 | 00:28:14,925 | My leg was clotting or something. | My leg was clotting or something. |
651 | 00:28:14,927 | 00:28:18,729 | Ron, you need to get this under control. | Ron, you need to get this under control. |
652 | 00:28:18,731 | 00:28:20,230 | You need to see the trainer I'm working with. | You need to see the trainer I'm working with. |
653 | 00:28:20,232 | 00:28:22,299 | He said he's going to give you two free sessions. | He said he's going to give you two free sessions. |
654 | 00:28:22,301 | 00:28:24,201 | I know but you married me for my... | I know but you married me for my... |
655 | 00:28:24,203 | 00:28:27,004 | No, I married you because you were a hot wrestler. | No, I married you because you were a hot wrestler. |
656 | 00:28:27,006 | 00:28:28,138 | I can still do it, you know. | I can still do it, you know. |
657 | 00:28:28,140 | 00:28:29,707 | Come on. Can you go like that? | Come on. Can you go like that? |
658 | 00:28:29,709 | 00:28:32,076 | I'll fucking barnyard you right now. | I'll fucking barnyard you right now. |
659 | 00:28:32,078 | 00:28:34,344 | Barnyard you. Do you want me to? | Barnyard you. Do you want me to? |
660 | 00:28:53,865 | 00:28:55,833 | What? | What? |
661 | 00:28:55,835 | 00:28:58,302 | I was out with a client. | I was out with a client. |
662 | 00:28:58,304 | 00:29:01,405 | You're avoiding me, les. | You're avoiding me, les. |
663 | 00:29:02,774 | 00:29:04,408 | What do you want me to say? | What do you want me to say? |
664 | 00:29:04,410 | 00:29:06,376 | Just talk to me. | Just talk to me. |
665 | 00:29:06,378 | 00:29:10,114 | It's like we're strangers all of the sudden. | It's like we're strangers all of the sudden. |
666 | 00:29:10,116 | 00:29:14,051 | All I want to say are hurtful things, Kate. | All I want to say are hurtful things, Kate. |
667 | 00:29:15,220 | 00:29:17,121 | I just keep seeing your hands on his cock | I just keep seeing your hands on his cock |
668 | 00:29:17,123 | 00:29:19,423 | and his fingers inside of you. | and his fingers inside of you. |
669 | 00:29:19,425 | 00:29:21,024 | My hand was never on his cock. | My hand was never on his cock. |
670 | 00:29:21,026 | 00:29:24,194 | Yeah, well that's what I keep seeing. | Yeah, well that's what I keep seeing. |
671 | 00:29:24,196 | 00:29:26,930 | I keep seeing his tongue in your mouth | I keep seeing his tongue in your mouth |
672 | 00:29:26,932 | 00:29:29,900 | and his hands all over you. | and his hands all over you. |
673 | 00:29:30,268 | 00:29:32,369 | I'm sorry. | I'm sorry. |
674 | 00:29:32,371 | 00:29:34,872 | Yeah, you keep saying that. | Yeah, you keep saying that. |
675 | 00:29:52,390 | 00:29:55,092 | Let's go. Come on. | Let's go. Come on. |
676 | 00:29:55,094 | 00:29:58,028 | Gioia, come on! We need to go! | Gioia, come on! We need to go! |
677 | 00:29:58,363 | 00:29:59,963 | Maybe you're doing something to provoke her. | Maybe you're doing something to provoke her. |
678 | 00:29:59,965 | 00:30:01,465 | You know she can be very sensitive. | You know she can be very sensitive. |
679 | 00:30:01,467 | 00:30:03,167 | I'm just doing my job, okay. | I'm just doing my job, okay. |
680 | 00:30:03,169 | 00:30:05,969 | Rain's behavior is becoming more anti-social. | Rain's behavior is becoming more anti-social. |
681 | 00:30:05,971 | 00:30:08,138 | It's interfering with class. | It's interfering with class. |
682 | 00:30:08,140 | 00:30:09,940 | Mrs. Bennet, is anything happening at home | Mrs. Bennet, is anything happening at home |
683 | 00:30:09,942 | 00:30:12,309 | that might be causing rain distress? | that might be causing rain distress? |
684 | 00:30:12,311 | 00:30:14,144 | Well, her grandfather is very sick | Well, her grandfather is very sick |
685 | 00:30:14,146 | 00:30:18,515 | - oh, that's sad to hear. - Diabetes is a serious illness. | - oh, that's sad to hear. - Diabetes is a serious illness. |
686 | 00:30:18,517 | 00:30:20,184 | They had to amputate one of his legs below the knee. | They had to amputate one of his legs below the knee. |
687 | 00:30:20,186 | 00:30:22,085 | They may have to amputate the other leg soon. | They may have to amputate the other leg soon. |
688 | 00:30:22,087 | 00:30:24,121 | - I'm sorry to hear that. - Yeah, that's awful. | - I'm sorry to hear that. - Yeah, that's awful. |
689 | 00:30:24,123 | 00:30:26,156 | But this doesn't give cause for her to act out | But this doesn't give cause for her to act out |
690 | 00:30:26,158 | 00:30:27,558 | the way you say that she is. | the way you say that she is. |
691 | 00:30:27,560 | 00:30:30,260 | Normally, she's very respectful towards authority. | Normally, she's very respectful towards authority. |
692 | 00:30:30,262 | 00:30:32,996 | Yeah, but she's extremely hostile to me. | Yeah, but she's extremely hostile to me. |
693 | 00:30:32,998 | 00:30:34,998 | Maybe she's defending herself. | Maybe she's defending herself. |
694 | 00:30:35,000 | 00:30:36,533 | No. She's antagonistic. | No. She's antagonistic. |
695 | 00:30:36,535 | 00:30:37,534 | She's aggressive. | She's aggressive. |
696 | 00:30:37,536 | 00:30:39,002 | It's completely unprovoked. | It's completely unprovoked. |
697 | 00:30:39,004 | 00:30:40,437 | Well, her father was from the middle east | Well, her father was from the middle east |
698 | 00:30:40,439 | 00:30:42,339 | and her father was very emotionally abusive. | and her father was very emotionally abusive. |
699 | 00:30:42,341 | 00:30:43,607 | So, he's no longer in the picture? | So, he's no longer in the picture? |
700 | 00:30:43,609 | 00:30:45,576 | No. He sells shish kabobs in sabzevar. | No. He sells shish kabobs in sabzevar. |
701 | 00:30:45,578 | 00:30:47,077 | Just because he was emotionally abusive, | Just because he was emotionally abusive, |
702 | 00:30:47,079 | 00:30:48,245 | doesn't mean that all middle eastern men | doesn't mean that all middle eastern men |
703 | 00:30:48,247 | 00:30:51,448 | just because all middle eastern men aren't abusive | just because all middle eastern men aren't abusive |
704 | 00:30:51,450 | 00:30:53,984 | doesn't mean that you're not. | doesn't mean that you're not. |
705 | 00:30:53,986 | 00:30:56,920 | You can't blame everything on the middle east. | You can't blame everything on the middle east. |
706 | 00:30:56,922 | 00:31:00,023 | I agree with Ron. And besides, Ron's American. | I agree with Ron. And besides, Ron's American. |
707 | 00:31:00,025 | 00:31:02,159 | Yeah, but my family is from Turkey. | Yeah, but my family is from Turkey. |
708 | 00:31:02,161 | 00:31:03,994 | And they have very backwards policies | And they have very backwards policies |
709 | 00:31:03,996 | 00:31:05,596 | towards their women there. | towards their women there. |
710 | 00:31:05,598 | 00:31:09,433 | Turkey has a very western attitude towards women. | Turkey has a very western attitude towards women. |
711 | 00:31:09,435 | 00:31:12,903 | They expect for their women to be obsequious there. | They expect for their women to be obsequious there. |
712 | 00:31:12,905 | 00:31:14,471 | - Turkish women, obsequious? - Yeah. | - Turkish women, obsequious? - Yeah. |
713 | 00:31:14,473 | 00:31:18,442 | No. If anything turkish women are bossy and bitchy. | No. If anything turkish women are bossy and bitchy. |
714 | 00:31:18,444 | 00:31:20,310 | Bossy and bitchy? | Bossy and bitchy? |
715 | 00:31:20,312 | 00:31:21,578 | I don't mean it like that. | I don't mean it like that. |
716 | 00:31:21,580 | 00:31:23,213 | Do you see what I mean? | Do you see what I mean? |
717 | 00:31:23,215 | 00:31:24,381 | Strong. Turkish women are very strong. | Strong. Turkish women are very strong. |
718 | 00:31:24,383 | 00:31:25,649 | No, you're trying to cover it up. | No, you're trying to cover it up. |
719 | 00:31:25,651 | 00:31:26,917 | I'm mainly referring to my mother. | I'm mainly referring to my mother. |
720 | 00:31:26,919 | 00:31:28,318 | My mother was bossy and bitchy. | My mother was bossy and bitchy. |
721 | 00:31:28,320 | 00:31:30,387 | - She still is. - Ron, Ron, Ron, chill. | - She still is. - Ron, Ron, Ron, chill. |
722 | 00:31:30,389 | 00:31:31,989 | I can't be in the room with this man. | I can't be in the room with this man. |
723 | 00:31:31,991 | 00:31:33,190 | Mrs. Bennet, Mrs. Bennet, listen. | Mrs. Bennet, Mrs. Bennet, listen. |
724 | 00:31:33,192 | 00:31:36,026 | We care greatly about rain's education. | We care greatly about rain's education. |
725 | 00:31:36,028 | 00:31:37,327 | We feel she's a very bright girl. | We feel she's a very bright girl. |
726 | 00:31:37,329 | 00:31:39,029 | She's absolutely a bright girl. | She's absolutely a bright girl. |
727 | 00:31:39,031 | 00:31:40,130 | I don't like him. | I don't like him. |
728 | 00:31:40,132 | 00:31:44,401 | I don't like him either, but that's another story. | I don't like him either, but that's another story. |
729 | 00:31:44,403 | 00:31:46,503 | So how long has rain's father been out of the picture? | So how long has rain's father been out of the picture? |
730 | 00:31:46,505 | 00:31:49,539 | I became a teacher so I could make a difference, | I became a teacher so I could make a difference, |
731 | 00:31:49,541 | 00:31:52,442 | to feel good about my life. | to feel good about my life. |
732 | 00:31:52,444 | 00:31:54,912 | But I just feel like I'm not reaching these kids. | But I just feel like I'm not reaching these kids. |
733 | 00:31:54,914 | 00:31:57,547 | I think it's the parents to blame to be honest. | I think it's the parents to blame to be honest. |
734 | 00:31:57,549 | 00:32:01,985 | I mean, I really just think that my students hate me. | I mean, I really just think that my students hate me. |
735 | 00:32:01,987 | 00:32:04,187 | I hated all my teachers in high school. | I hated all my teachers in high school. |
736 | 00:32:04,189 | 00:32:05,355 | - You did? - Yeah. | - You did? - Yeah. |
737 | 00:32:05,357 | 00:32:06,556 | Even the ones you fucked? | Even the ones you fucked? |
738 | 00:32:06,558 | 00:32:08,659 | - Especially the ones I fucked. - Really? | - Especially the ones I fucked. - Really? |
739 | 00:32:08,661 | 00:32:10,427 | - Yeah. - Did you fuck a lot of them? | - Yeah. - Did you fuck a lot of them? |
740 | 00:32:10,429 | 00:32:16,333 | Oh yeah, actually, this shirt. But can you wash it on cold? | Oh yeah, actually, this shirt. But can you wash it on cold? |
741 | 00:32:16,335 | 00:32:18,135 | Just wash all of it on cold. | Just wash all of it on cold. |
742 | 00:32:18,137 | 00:32:20,270 | Wash it on hot. Got it. I got it. | Wash it on hot. Got it. I got it. |
743 | 00:32:20,272 | 00:32:22,205 | You need anything else? | You need anything else? |
744 | 00:32:22,207 | 00:32:23,507 | Um... I don't think so. | Um... I don't think so. |
745 | 00:32:23,509 | 00:32:25,342 | Anything dirty? Your panties? | Anything dirty? Your panties? |
746 | 00:32:25,344 | 00:32:27,611 | Are they a little crusty? Are they a little dirty? | Are they a little crusty? Are they a little dirty? |
747 | 00:32:27,613 | 00:32:32,215 | Can I take your panties and give those a nice washing? | Can I take your panties and give those a nice washing? |
748 | 00:32:32,217 | 00:32:34,184 | - You want my dirty panties? - I like your dirty panties. | - You want my dirty panties? - I like your dirty panties. |
749 | 00:32:34,186 | 00:32:36,353 | I like your nice, crusty panties. | I like your nice, crusty panties. |
750 | 00:32:36,355 | 00:32:37,955 | That's the best thing in the world. | That's the best thing in the world. |
751 | 00:32:37,957 | 00:32:40,557 | There's nothing like a nice pile of yeast | There's nothing like a nice pile of yeast |
752 | 00:32:40,559 | 00:32:42,092 | to get me through the day. | to get me through the day. |
753 | 00:32:42,094 | 00:32:43,694 | You're disgusting. | You're disgusting. |
754 | 00:32:45,230 | 00:32:48,065 | This would stop a war, you know what I mean. | This would stop a war, you know what I mean. |
755 | 00:32:48,067 | 00:32:49,633 | Instead of napalm, they should've just shower | Instead of napalm, they should've just shower |
756 | 00:32:49,635 | 00:32:51,034 | other countries with your... | other countries with your... |
757 | 00:32:51,036 | 00:32:52,369 | Do you want to fool around before I go? | Do you want to fool around before I go? |
758 | 00:32:52,371 | 00:32:54,004 | No. | No. |
759 | 00:32:54,006 | 00:32:55,238 | Are you having an outbreak? | Are you having an outbreak? |
760 | 00:32:55,240 | 00:32:57,441 | No. | No. |
761 | 00:32:57,443 | 00:33:00,277 | It's nothing to be embarrassed about or ashamed of. | It's nothing to be embarrassed about or ashamed of. |
762 | 00:33:00,279 | 00:33:02,612 | Whatever. You gave it to me. | Whatever. You gave it to me. |
763 | 00:33:02,614 | 00:33:06,049 | I do know that 100 percent. I know that 100,000 percent. | I do know that 100 percent. I know that 100,000 percent. |
764 | 00:33:06,051 | 00:33:07,351 | You were promiscuous in college. | You were promiscuous in college. |
765 | 00:33:07,353 | 00:33:09,653 | You didn't always use protection. | You didn't always use protection. |
766 | 00:33:09,655 | 00:33:12,122 | It was awesome in college. | It was awesome in college. |
767 | 00:33:12,124 | 00:33:13,590 | See you later. I love you. | See you later. I love you. |
768 | 00:33:13,592 | 00:33:16,226 | You've been saying that a lot lately. | You've been saying that a lot lately. |
769 | 00:33:16,228 | 00:33:18,729 | I love you? I've just been feeling amorous. | I love you? I've just been feeling amorous. |
770 | 00:33:18,731 | 00:33:20,397 | You know? So what? | You know? So what? |
771 | 00:33:20,399 | 00:33:24,401 | It's like you're compensating for something. | It's like you're compensating for something. |
772 | 00:33:24,403 | 00:33:27,004 | You're crazy. I love you, okay? | You're crazy. I love you, okay? |
773 | 00:33:27,006 | 00:33:28,438 | You're my wife and I want the world to know it. | You're my wife and I want the world to know it. |
774 | 00:33:28,440 | 00:33:30,707 | I'll shout it from the streets when I get downtown. | I'll shout it from the streets when I get downtown. |
775 | 00:33:30,709 | 00:33:32,609 | That's what I'm going to do. | That's what I'm going to do. |
776 | 00:33:58,369 | 00:33:59,803 | Hey. | Hey. |
777 | 00:33:59,805 | 00:34:03,040 | I'm making your mother's Italian wedding soup. | I'm making your mother's Italian wedding soup. |
778 | 00:34:03,042 | 00:34:04,174 | I'm going out. | I'm going out. |
779 | 00:34:04,176 | 00:34:08,545 | - I've got to go do something. - What do you have to do? | - I've got to go do something. - What do you have to do? |
780 | 00:34:08,547 | 00:34:10,247 | Who you got to do it with? | Who you got to do it with? |
781 | 00:34:10,249 | 00:34:12,716 | - I've just got to meet someone. - Okay, where are you going? | - I've just got to meet someone. - Okay, where are you going? |
782 | 00:34:12,718 | 00:34:14,518 | - I've got to do something. - I made your favorite soup. | - I've got to do something. - I made your favorite soup. |
783 | 00:34:14,520 | 00:34:17,454 | It's going to be done in twenty minutes. | It's going to be done in twenty minutes. |
784 | 00:34:17,456 | 00:34:20,090 | - I can't stay. - You need to stay. | - I can't stay. - You need to stay. |
785 | 00:34:20,092 | 00:34:26,763 | You cannot let one finger ruin an entire life. | You cannot let one finger ruin an entire life. |
786 | 00:34:26,765 | 00:34:29,266 | It's one little thing. | It's one little thing. |
787 | 00:34:29,268 | 00:34:31,468 | I have to leave. I'll be back later. | I have to leave. I'll be back later. |
788 | 00:34:31,470 | 00:34:32,736 | - Fine. - What are you doing? | - Fine. - What are you doing? |
789 | 00:34:32,738 | 00:34:34,237 | - I'm just going to... - What are you doing? | - I'm just going to... - What are you doing? |
790 | 00:34:34,239 | 00:34:35,539 | Why did we get married? | Why did we get married? |
791 | 00:34:35,541 | 00:34:38,408 | I just want to remind you of what happened | I just want to remind you of what happened |
792 | 00:34:38,410 | 00:34:40,043 | - that brought us together. - What are you doing? | - that brought us together. - What are you doing? |
793 | 00:34:40,045 | 00:34:42,546 | - I just want you to know what you'll be missing. - I don't want to fuck you. | - I just want you to know what you'll be missing. - I don't want to fuck you. |
794 | 00:34:42,548 | 00:34:45,816 | I'm going to blow you. You're not going to fuck me. | I'm going to blow you. You're not going to fuck me. |
795 | 00:34:45,818 | 00:34:47,451 | - You don't have to do anything. - I jerked off in the shower. | - You don't have to do anything. - I jerked off in the shower. |
796 | 00:34:47,453 | 00:34:50,287 | Fine. Just stand there and I'll make you... | Fine. Just stand there and I'll make you... |
797 | 00:34:50,289 | 00:34:52,589 | Just come on. Fuck me up the ass. | Just come on. Fuck me up the ass. |
798 | 00:34:52,591 | 00:34:56,560 | You've always wanted to fuck me up the ass and I never let you. | You've always wanted to fuck me up the ass and I never let you. |
799 | 00:34:56,562 | 00:34:58,829 | Get some self respect. | Get some self respect. |
800 | 00:34:58,831 | 00:35:00,831 | Are you fucking kidding me? | Are you fucking kidding me? |
801 | 00:35:00,833 | 00:35:03,200 | Are you fucking walking out on me right now? | Are you fucking walking out on me right now? |
802 | 00:35:59,724 | 00:36:01,825 | Can we just stop fighting please? | Can we just stop fighting please? |
803 | 00:36:01,827 | 00:36:03,927 | Okay, I can't take the drama anymore. | Okay, I can't take the drama anymore. |
804 | 00:36:03,929 | 00:36:05,595 | It's too much. | It's too much. |
805 | 00:36:05,597 | 00:36:07,297 | You used to be nice to me. | You used to be nice to me. |
806 | 00:36:07,299 | 00:36:08,698 | I know. | I know. |
807 | 00:36:08,700 | 00:36:11,601 | Prison's hard on a bitch. | Prison's hard on a bitch. |
808 | 00:36:11,603 | 00:36:14,237 | We've got to stick together. | We've got to stick together. |
809 | 00:36:14,239 | 00:36:15,572 | I don't have any friends left. | I don't have any friends left. |
810 | 00:36:19,277 | 00:36:20,911 | Hello. | Hello. |
811 | 00:36:49,674 | 00:36:51,241 | - How's it going? - Hey man. | - How's it going? - Hey man. |
812 | 00:36:51,243 | 00:36:52,842 | - Good to see you again. - Good to see you too. | - Good to see you again. - Good to see you too. |
813 | 00:36:52,844 | 00:36:55,545 | All right. Let me see which one I haven't tried, here. | All right. Let me see which one I haven't tried, here. |
814 | 00:36:55,547 | 00:36:56,680 | What are these? | What are these? |
815 | 00:36:56,682 | 00:36:57,781 | Uh, those are red velvet. | Uh, those are red velvet. |
816 | 00:36:57,783 | 00:37:01,218 | Let me try one of those and a decaf coffee, please. | Let me try one of those and a decaf coffee, please. |
817 | 00:37:01,220 | 00:37:02,752 | Sounds good. | Sounds good. |
818 | 00:37:02,754 | 00:37:04,588 | I better get one for my wife too, don't you think? | I better get one for my wife too, don't you think? |
819 | 00:37:04,590 | 00:37:07,490 | - Yeah, you better. - Let me get a red velvet to go. | - Yeah, you better. - Let me get a red velvet to go. |
820 | 00:37:07,492 | 00:37:08,458 | - She'll like that. - All right, all right. | - She'll like that. - All right, all right. |
821 | 00:37:08,460 | 00:37:09,759 | She'll think that's nice. | She'll think that's nice. |
822 | 00:37:09,761 | 00:37:11,628 | That'll be $7.25. | That'll be $7.25. |
823 | 00:37:11,630 | 00:37:12,829 | $7.25? | $7.25? |
824 | 00:37:12,831 | 00:37:15,298 | Easy! Easy! | Easy! Easy! |
825 | 00:37:15,300 | 00:37:17,367 | - Easy! Easy! - You know that movie? | - Easy! Easy! - You know that movie? |
826 | 00:37:17,369 | 00:37:19,669 | - I do. - Great movie. | - I do. - Great movie. |
827 | 00:38:11,956 | 00:38:13,957 | What the fuck? | What the fuck? |
828 | 00:38:13,959 | 00:38:16,493 | What the fuck? | What the fuck? |
829 | 00:38:22,034 | 00:38:25,568 | Did you see any suspicious people in the laundromat | Did you see any suspicious people in the laundromat |
830 | 00:38:25,570 | 00:38:26,736 | while you were doing your laundry? | while you were doing your laundry? |
831 | 00:38:26,738 | 00:38:28,371 | Officer. This is a Brooklyn laundromat. | Officer. This is a Brooklyn laundromat. |
832 | 00:38:28,373 | 00:38:30,707 | Everyone in here looks like they're on parole. | Everyone in here looks like they're on parole. |
833 | 00:38:30,709 | 00:38:33,310 | Did you check the dryer before you put your clothes in? | Did you check the dryer before you put your clothes in? |
834 | 00:38:33,312 | 00:38:34,611 | What do you mean? | What do you mean? |
835 | 00:38:34,613 | 00:38:35,779 | Was it empty? | Was it empty? |
836 | 00:38:35,781 | 00:38:37,514 | Perhaps the foot was left by the person | Perhaps the foot was left by the person |
837 | 00:38:37,516 | 00:38:39,015 | who dried his clothes before you. | who dried his clothes before you. |
838 | 00:38:39,017 | 00:38:40,817 | Yeah, I'm sure that's what happened. | Yeah, I'm sure that's what happened. |
839 | 00:38:40,819 | 00:38:42,452 | Some people leave behind spare socks. | Some people leave behind spare socks. |
840 | 00:38:42,454 | 00:38:43,920 | Some people leave behind severed feet. | Some people leave behind severed feet. |
841 | 00:38:43,922 | 00:38:44,921 | Mystery solved. | Mystery solved. |
842 | 00:38:44,923 | 00:38:46,556 | Are you being sarcastic? | Are you being sarcastic? |
843 | 00:38:46,558 | 00:38:48,591 | No. Not at all. | No. Not at all. |
844 | 00:38:48,593 | 00:38:51,728 | There's a lot of other people out there with bigger problems. | There's a lot of other people out there with bigger problems. |
845 | 00:38:51,730 | 00:38:53,430 | Yeah, but most of the people out there complaining, | Yeah, but most of the people out there complaining, |
846 | 00:38:53,432 | 00:38:54,764 | their problems that aren't that big of a deal. | their problems that aren't that big of a deal. |
847 | 00:38:54,766 | 00:38:56,333 | - It's the American way. - Oh yeah? | - It's the American way. - Oh yeah? |
848 | 00:38:56,335 | 00:38:59,469 | Whoa! Mother fucker. Goddammit! | Whoa! Mother fucker. Goddammit! |
849 | 00:38:59,471 | 00:39:02,072 | If I had to guess, I'd say it belongs to a male. | If I had to guess, I'd say it belongs to a male. |
850 | 00:39:02,074 | 00:39:04,841 | "Approximately 5' 10" in height. | "Approximately 5' 10" in height. |
851 | 00:39:04,843 | 00:39:06,443 | Will you put that away, please? | Will you put that away, please? |
852 | 00:39:06,445 | 00:39:08,078 | - Jesus Christ. - Relax, sir. It's just a foot. | - Jesus Christ. - Relax, sir. It's just a foot. |
853 | 00:39:08,080 | 00:39:09,913 | No, man, I'm freaking out over here. | No, man, I'm freaking out over here. |
854 | 00:39:09,915 | 00:39:12,816 | Just put it in the bag. Put it in the bag, okay. | Just put it in the bag. Put it in the bag, okay. |
855 | 00:39:12,818 | 00:39:15,485 | Hey, buddy. Relax. It's going to be all right. | Hey, buddy. Relax. It's going to be all right. |
856 | 00:39:15,487 | 00:39:16,986 | You've just had a traumatic experience. | You've just had a traumatic experience. |
857 | 00:39:16,988 | 00:39:19,022 | No, man, feet just give me the creeps in general. | No, man, feet just give me the creeps in general. |
858 | 00:39:19,024 | 00:39:21,458 | I can't even look at my wife's feet and they're lovely. | I can't even look at my wife's feet and they're lovely. |
859 | 00:39:21,460 | 00:39:23,093 | Well, consider yourself lucky. | Well, consider yourself lucky. |
860 | 00:39:23,095 | 00:39:25,895 | My wife's feet are pretty horrific. | My wife's feet are pretty horrific. |
861 | 00:39:25,897 | 00:39:27,897 | How is Janet? | How is Janet? |
862 | 00:39:27,899 | 00:39:30,567 | We got our 20th anniversary coming up. | We got our 20th anniversary coming up. |
863 | 00:39:30,569 | 00:39:32,435 | Oh, that's great. | Oh, that's great. |
864 | 00:39:32,437 | 00:39:34,371 | Yeah. We're going to get out of the city for a day or two. | Yeah. We're going to get out of the city for a day or two. |
865 | 00:39:34,373 | 00:39:35,638 | Where are you going to go? | Where are you going to go? |
866 | 00:39:35,640 | 00:39:36,740 | Jersey. | Jersey. |
867 | 00:39:52,089 | 00:39:53,590 | Sorry, I'm late. | Sorry, I'm late. |
868 | 00:39:53,592 | 00:39:56,459 | You're not going to believe what happened to me. | You're not going to believe what happened to me. |
869 | 00:39:59,029 | 00:39:59,929 | Oh. | Oh. |
870 | 00:39:59,931 | 00:40:01,398 | I want you to leave. | I want you to leave. |
871 | 00:40:01,400 | 00:40:03,466 | Over a kiss? | Over a kiss? |
872 | 00:40:03,468 | 00:40:05,602 | You don't throw someone out of the apartment over a kiss? | You don't throw someone out of the apartment over a kiss? |
873 | 00:40:05,604 | 00:40:08,938 | Ron, you touched her tinkerbell. | Ron, you touched her tinkerbell. |
874 | 00:40:08,940 | 00:40:10,540 | Tinkerbell? | Tinkerbell? |
875 | 00:40:10,542 | 00:40:12,842 | Her pussy, Ron. You touched her pussy. | Her pussy, Ron. You touched her pussy. |
876 | 00:40:12,844 | 00:40:14,144 | Maybe I should leave. | Maybe I should leave. |
877 | 00:40:14,146 | 00:40:17,714 | I had to. My marriage is falling apart. | I had to. My marriage is falling apart. |
878 | 00:40:17,716 | 00:40:19,082 | So you're trying to break up our marriage now? | So you're trying to break up our marriage now? |
879 | 00:40:19,084 | 00:40:21,084 | No, I just thought she needed to know. | No, I just thought she needed to know. |
880 | 00:40:21,086 | 00:40:22,819 | Why did you tell les? | Why did you tell les? |
881 | 00:40:22,821 | 00:40:24,854 | I'd been carrying it too long. | I'd been carrying it too long. |
882 | 00:40:24,856 | 00:40:26,856 | You're not supposed to hold on to things like that. | You're not supposed to hold on to things like that. |
883 | 00:40:26,858 | 00:40:28,425 | It'll cause cancer. | It'll cause cancer. |
884 | 00:40:28,427 | 00:40:29,692 | Everything causes cancer. | Everything causes cancer. |
885 | 00:40:29,694 | 00:40:31,628 | Why did either of you do this? | Why did either of you do this? |
886 | 00:40:31,630 | 00:40:33,129 | Why? Are you attracted to each other? | Why? Are you attracted to each other? |
887 | 00:40:33,131 | 00:40:34,130 | - No! - No! | - No! - No! |
888 | 00:40:34,132 | 00:40:36,966 | - I don't like fat guys. - Fuck you. | - I don't like fat guys. - Fuck you. |
889 | 00:40:36,968 | 00:40:38,635 | - I'm leaving. - Sit down. | - I'm leaving. - Sit down. |
890 | 00:40:38,637 | 00:40:41,104 | You leave, Ron. And you are fat. | You leave, Ron. And you are fat. |
891 | 00:40:41,106 | 00:40:43,173 | I'm the bad guy here, right? I'm the fucking asshole! | I'm the bad guy here, right? I'm the fucking asshole! |
892 | 00:40:43,175 | 00:40:44,340 | - Yeah, you are an asshole. - I'm the dick? | - Yeah, you are an asshole. - I'm the dick? |
893 | 00:40:44,342 | 00:40:47,043 | Do you want to know what her psychopath of a husband did tonight? | Do you want to know what her psychopath of a husband did tonight? |
894 | 00:40:47,045 | 00:40:48,912 | Do you want to know? Listen to this shit. | Do you want to know? Listen to this shit. |
895 | 00:40:48,914 | 00:40:50,480 | He followed me to the laundromat | He followed me to the laundromat |
896 | 00:40:50,482 | 00:40:52,148 | and he put a severed foot in the dryer | and he put a severed foot in the dryer |
897 | 00:40:52,150 | 00:40:53,716 | when I was out getting cupcakes. | when I was out getting cupcakes. |
898 | 00:40:53,718 | 00:40:55,452 | What the hell are you talking about? | What the hell are you talking about? |
899 | 00:40:55,454 | 00:40:57,086 | Les sent me a severed finger | Les sent me a severed finger |
900 | 00:40:57,088 | 00:40:59,722 | and he put a fucking severed foot in our laundry. | and he put a fucking severed foot in our laundry. |
901 | 00:40:59,724 | 00:41:03,159 | Nothing that you're saying makes any sense right now. | Nothing that you're saying makes any sense right now. |
902 | 00:41:03,161 | 00:41:06,229 | Why do you think I was at the laundromat for so long? | Why do you think I was at the laundromat for so long? |
903 | 00:41:06,231 | 00:41:08,631 | - I don't know. - I was talking to the police. | - I don't know. - I was talking to the police. |
904 | 00:41:08,633 | 00:41:10,500 | Here's the police report. Look at it. | Here's the police report. Look at it. |
905 | 00:41:10,502 | 00:41:11,968 | This is a fucking nightmare. | This is a fucking nightmare. |
906 | 00:41:11,970 | 00:41:13,603 | Take it! | Take it! |
907 | 00:41:13,605 | 00:41:15,872 | Okay, so where's this foot? | Okay, so where's this foot? |
908 | 00:41:15,874 | 00:41:17,474 | The police took it. | The police took it. |
909 | 00:41:17,476 | 00:41:19,242 | Where did they take it? | Where did they take it? |
910 | 00:41:19,244 | 00:41:20,543 | To the police station. | To the police station. |
911 | 00:41:20,545 | 00:41:22,011 | You think they're going to let me bring it home | You think they're going to let me bring it home |
912 | 00:41:22,013 | 00:41:23,146 | and use it as a doorstop? | and use it as a doorstop? |
913 | 00:41:23,148 | 00:41:24,247 | It's evidence. | It's evidence. |
914 | 00:41:24,249 | 00:41:26,082 | Who's foot is it, Ron? Who's foot? | Who's foot is it, Ron? Who's foot? |
915 | 00:41:26,084 | 00:41:27,917 | Daniel day-Lewis'? | Daniel day-Lewis'? |
916 | 00:41:27,919 | 00:41:30,019 | How am I supposed to know whose fucking foot it is. | How am I supposed to know whose fucking foot it is. |
917 | 00:41:30,021 | 00:41:31,254 | I don't know. | I don't know. |
918 | 00:41:31,256 | 00:41:33,223 | Cut me some fucking slack here, okay. | Cut me some fucking slack here, okay. |
919 | 00:41:33,225 | 00:41:35,024 | Somebody is fucking with me in a big, | Somebody is fucking with me in a big, |
920 | 00:41:35,026 | 00:41:39,028 | major fucking way, and it's this guy here. | major fucking way, and it's this guy here. |
921 | 00:41:39,030 | 00:41:41,631 | Wait. What did you do with the laundry? | Wait. What did you do with the laundry? |
922 | 00:41:41,633 | 00:41:43,833 | I threw it away. | I threw it away. |
923 | 00:41:43,835 | 00:41:45,969 | Why would you throw the laundry away? | Why would you throw the laundry away? |
924 | 00:41:45,971 | 00:41:47,437 | Do you want me to bring the laundry back here? | Do you want me to bring the laundry back here? |
925 | 00:41:47,439 | 00:41:49,205 | There was a hot, severed, festering foot in the laundry. | There was a hot, severed, festering foot in the laundry. |
926 | 00:41:49,207 | 00:41:50,273 | You want me to bring it back here? | You want me to bring it back here? |
927 | 00:41:50,275 | 00:41:51,774 | Do you know how unsanitary that is? | Do you know how unsanitary that is? |
928 | 00:41:51,776 | 00:41:53,977 | I was thinking about us. That shit's toxic. | I was thinking about us. That shit's toxic. |
929 | 00:41:53,979 | 00:41:55,278 | I fucking hate you. | I fucking hate you. |
930 | 00:41:55,280 | 00:41:57,981 | My favorite shirt was in that laundry. | My favorite shirt was in that laundry. |
931 | 00:42:01,986 | 00:42:03,887 | Can I talk to you for a second please? | Can I talk to you for a second please? |
932 | 00:42:03,889 | 00:42:07,790 | It'll just take a second. Just have a seat, please. | It'll just take a second. Just have a seat, please. |
933 | 00:42:10,294 | 00:42:13,530 | Your book bag looks a little heavy today. | Your book bag looks a little heavy today. |
934 | 00:42:13,532 | 00:42:14,998 | What you got in there? | What you got in there? |
935 | 00:42:15,000 | 00:42:19,002 | Since when did you start carrying books in your book bag? | Since when did you start carrying books in your book bag? |
936 | 00:42:19,004 | 00:42:24,474 | Listen, I just learned that your grandfather had his... | Listen, I just learned that your grandfather had his... |
937 | 00:42:24,476 | 00:42:26,676 | He lost his foot. | He lost his foot. |
938 | 00:42:26,678 | 00:42:27,644 | What? | What? |
939 | 00:42:27,646 | 00:42:30,046 | He had his foot amputated? | He had his foot amputated? |
940 | 00:42:30,048 | 00:42:31,714 | He had his leg amputated. | He had his leg amputated. |
941 | 00:42:31,716 | 00:42:34,551 | So, it's true. | So, it's true. |
942 | 00:42:34,553 | 00:42:37,086 | What are you saying right now? | What are you saying right now? |
943 | 00:42:37,088 | 00:42:39,188 | Do you have access to the foot? | Do you have access to the foot? |
944 | 00:42:39,190 | 00:42:40,890 | Did you have access to the foot in some way? | Did you have access to the foot in some way? |
945 | 00:42:40,892 | 00:42:43,159 | No, I do not have access to his foot. | No, I do not have access to his foot. |
946 | 00:42:43,161 | 00:42:45,261 | Look, rain. I know you don't like me, okay. | Look, rain. I know you don't like me, okay. |
947 | 00:42:45,263 | 00:42:47,297 | But what you're doing is criminal behavior | But what you're doing is criminal behavior |
948 | 00:42:47,299 | 00:42:48,831 | and if you don't stop, I'm telling you, | and if you don't stop, I'm telling you, |
949 | 00:42:48,833 | 00:42:51,067 | it could jeopardize your chances at college. | it could jeopardize your chances at college. |
950 | 00:42:51,069 | 00:42:54,037 | What are you accusing me of, exactly? | What are you accusing me of, exactly? |
951 | 00:42:54,039 | 00:42:56,706 | Just stop what you're doing, sister. | Just stop what you're doing, sister. |
952 | 00:42:56,708 | 00:42:57,707 | Sister? | Sister? |
953 | 00:42:57,709 | 00:42:58,942 | Just, stop what you're doing | Just, stop what you're doing |
954 | 00:42:58,944 | 00:43:02,045 | because if you don't stop what you're doing, | because if you don't stop what you're doing, |
955 | 00:43:02,047 | 00:43:05,114 | I'm going to make your life a living hell, okay. | I'm going to make your life a living hell, okay. |
956 | 00:43:05,116 | 00:43:06,983 | I'm going to fuck you up. | I'm going to fuck you up. |
957 | 00:43:06,985 | 00:43:08,618 | You're fucking ridiculous. | You're fucking ridiculous. |
958 | 00:43:08,620 | 00:43:12,121 | If you keep interfering with my life, okay? | If you keep interfering with my life, okay? |
959 | 00:43:12,123 | 00:43:15,024 | I just want you to know that. | I just want you to know that. |
960 | 00:43:17,595 | 00:43:20,997 | Okay. | Okay. |
961 | 00:43:20,999 | 00:43:22,632 | He's making the whole thing up. | He's making the whole thing up. |
962 | 00:43:22,634 | 00:43:24,701 | Of course he is. | Of course he is. |
963 | 00:43:24,703 | 00:43:27,770 | I manage multi-million dollar accounts. | I manage multi-million dollar accounts. |
964 | 00:43:27,772 | 00:43:30,640 | I do business with fortune 500 CEOs. | I do business with fortune 500 CEOs. |
965 | 00:43:30,642 | 00:43:33,042 | No, you don't. Which ones? | No, you don't. Which ones? |
966 | 00:43:33,044 | 00:43:35,311 | Okay, middle-managers. | Okay, middle-managers. |
967 | 00:43:35,313 | 00:43:37,647 | But they could be CEOs one day. | But they could be CEOs one day. |
968 | 00:43:37,649 | 00:43:39,749 | What's your point? | What's your point? |
969 | 00:43:39,751 | 00:43:42,318 | The point is that I'm not sending body parts to Ron | The point is that I'm not sending body parts to Ron |
970 | 00:43:42,320 | 00:43:44,621 | and the fact that I'm having dinner to defend myself | and the fact that I'm having dinner to defend myself |
971 | 00:43:44,623 | 00:43:46,255 | is beyond insulting. | is beyond insulting. |
972 | 00:43:46,257 | 00:43:50,727 | It's about more than that. It's about fixing things. | It's about more than that. It's about fixing things. |
973 | 00:43:51,328 | 00:43:53,630 | I'm not ready. | I'm not ready. |
974 | 00:44:00,337 | 00:44:02,905 | There's a lot of negative energy between us right now, | There's a lot of negative energy between us right now, |
975 | 00:44:02,907 | 00:44:05,908 | but the important thing is that we're here | but the important thing is that we're here |
976 | 00:44:05,910 | 00:44:08,978 | and we're being honest with each other. | and we're being honest with each other. |
977 | 00:44:08,980 | 00:44:10,313 | It shows that we care | It shows that we care |
978 | 00:44:10,315 | 00:44:14,283 | and that we think this friendship is worth saving. | and that we think this friendship is worth saving. |
979 | 00:44:16,320 | 00:44:17,286 | Right? | Right? |
980 | 00:44:17,288 | 00:44:18,388 | Uhhuh. | Uhhuh. |
981 | 00:44:18,390 | 00:44:20,289 | - Great speech. - Thanks. | - Great speech. - Thanks. |
982 | 00:44:20,291 | 00:44:22,091 | Seriously. Martin Luther King, Jr. worthy. | Seriously. Martin Luther King, Jr. worthy. |
983 | 00:44:22,093 | 00:44:23,960 | Are you all ready to order? | Are you all ready to order? |
984 | 00:44:23,962 | 00:44:26,062 | I'm not really hungry but I'll have another drink please. | I'm not really hungry but I'll have another drink please. |
985 | 00:44:26,064 | 00:44:27,230 | Me too, I'll have another one. | Me too, I'll have another one. |
986 | 00:44:27,232 | 00:44:28,831 | Yeah, more sangria, please. | Yeah, more sangria, please. |
987 | 00:44:28,833 | 00:44:30,900 | Yeah. Another, please. | Yeah. Another, please. |
988 | 00:44:30,902 | 00:44:33,670 | Just keep them coming, okay. Just keep bringing drinks. | Just keep them coming, okay. Just keep bringing drinks. |
989 | 00:44:33,672 | 00:44:36,105 | - Of course. - Yeah, thanks. | - Of course. - Yeah, thanks. |
990 | 00:44:36,875 | 00:44:40,209 | We can probably just have something light tonight, | We can probably just have something light tonight, |
991 | 00:44:40,211 | 00:44:41,744 | like fingerfood. | like fingerfood. |
992 | 00:44:41,746 | 00:44:44,247 | Les, you've probably have some on hand, right? | Les, you've probably have some on hand, right? |
993 | 00:44:44,249 | 00:44:45,915 | Fingerfood? Can you give us some finger food? | Fingerfood? Can you give us some finger food? |
994 | 00:44:45,917 | 00:44:48,051 | A little finger action? | A little finger action? |
995 | 00:44:48,053 | 00:44:49,252 | You know, Ron, | You know, Ron, |
996 | 00:44:49,254 | 00:44:51,120 | I'm not the passive-aggressive type. | I'm not the passive-aggressive type. |
997 | 00:44:51,122 | 00:44:53,856 | If I wanted revenge, I wouldn't send you body parts. | If I wanted revenge, I wouldn't send you body parts. |
998 | 00:44:53,858 | 00:44:56,059 | I'd just take you out back and beat the shit out of you. | I'd just take you out back and beat the shit out of you. |
999 | 00:44:56,061 | 00:44:57,293 | - Is that right? - Yeah. | - Is that right? - Yeah. |
1000 | 00:44:57,295 | 00:44:58,361 | And I still might. | And I still might. |
1001 | 00:44:58,363 | 00:45:01,164 | - Let's go out here, right now. - Let's go. | - Let's go out here, right now. - Let's go. |
1002 | 00:45:01,166 | 00:45:02,932 | Just stop it. Sit down, right now. | Just stop it. Sit down, right now. |
1003 | 00:45:02,934 | 00:45:04,434 | - You wanna go? - Sit down. Sit down. | - You wanna go? - Sit down. Sit down. |
1004 | 00:45:04,436 | 00:45:06,035 | You think I'm playing around? | You think I'm playing around? |
1005 | 00:45:06,037 | 00:45:08,071 | No one is going outside. | No one is going outside. |
1006 | 00:45:08,073 | 00:45:10,006 | We're going to sit here like mature adults | We're going to sit here like mature adults |
1007 | 00:45:10,008 | 00:45:11,441 | - and work through this. - If Italy and Turkey were in a war, | - and work through this. - If Italy and Turkey were in a war, |
1008 | 00:45:11,443 | 00:45:14,844 | we'd fucking beat the shit out of all you guys. | we'd fucking beat the shit out of all you guys. |
1009 | 00:45:14,846 | 00:45:16,879 | - We own you! - No, we'd fuck you up! | - We own you! - No, we'd fuck you up! |
1010 | 00:45:16,881 | 00:45:19,115 | Constantinople? That's a Roman city? | Constantinople? That's a Roman city? |
1011 | 00:45:19,117 | 00:45:21,217 | That was then. I'm talking about now. | That was then. I'm talking about now. |
1012 | 00:45:21,219 | 00:45:22,452 | Yeah, that shit's coming back. | Yeah, that shit's coming back. |
1013 | 00:45:22,454 | 00:45:24,487 | - Turkish little prick. - Right in front. | - Turkish little prick. - Right in front. |
1014 | 00:45:24,489 | 00:45:26,122 | Right here, right now. | Right here, right now. |
1015 | 00:45:26,124 | 00:45:28,791 | Men are so stupid. | Men are so stupid. |
1016 | 00:45:30,829 | 00:45:36,365 | Alcohol is the greatest drug on earth, you know. | Alcohol is the greatest drug on earth, you know. |
1017 | 00:45:36,367 | 00:45:38,501 | There's a reason why they call them spirits. | There's a reason why they call them spirits. |
1018 | 00:45:38,503 | 00:45:39,902 | Because they sure do lift them. | Because they sure do lift them. |
1019 | 00:45:39,904 | 00:45:41,237 | I've got to make a phone call. | I've got to make a phone call. |
1020 | 00:45:41,239 | 00:45:42,905 | Who you gonna call? | Who you gonna call? |
1021 | 00:45:42,907 | 00:45:45,475 | Ghostbusters. None of your fucking business. | Ghostbusters. None of your fucking business. |
1022 | 00:45:45,477 | 00:45:48,044 | Tell bill Murray I said hello. | Tell bill Murray I said hello. |
1023 | 00:45:48,046 | 00:45:51,981 | It's just a work thing. I'll be right back. | It's just a work thing. I'll be right back. |
1024 | 00:45:53,118 | 00:45:57,987 | Isn't les like that asshole boss that everyone hates at work? | Isn't les like that asshole boss that everyone hates at work? |
1025 | 00:45:57,989 | 00:46:00,857 | He's always looking over your shoulder and micro-managing you. | He's always looking over your shoulder and micro-managing you. |
1026 | 00:46:00,859 | 00:46:02,425 | Now that he's gone, it's like we're on vacation | Now that he's gone, it's like we're on vacation |
1027 | 00:46:02,427 | 00:46:03,793 | and we can just relax. | and we can just relax. |
1028 | 00:46:03,795 | 00:46:05,228 | I'm going to go to the bathroom. | I'm going to go to the bathroom. |
1029 | 00:46:05,230 | 00:46:06,395 | Okay, baby. I love you. | Okay, baby. I love you. |
1030 | 00:46:06,397 | 00:46:09,332 | Uhhuh. Try not to finger each other. | Uhhuh. Try not to finger each other. |
1031 | 00:46:10,267 | 00:46:12,869 | That's funny. Isn't that funny? | That's funny. Isn't that funny? |
1032 | 00:46:12,871 | 00:46:14,904 | No. | No. |
1033 | 00:46:26,416 | 00:46:29,418 | Everything's falling apart. Right before our very eyes. | Everything's falling apart. Right before our very eyes. |
1034 | 00:46:29,420 | 00:46:33,256 | Who cares? Another failed marriage or two. | Who cares? Another failed marriage or two. |
1035 | 00:46:33,258 | 00:46:36,058 | It's not even going to make a dent in the divorce rate. | It's not even going to make a dent in the divorce rate. |
1036 | 00:46:36,060 | 00:46:38,127 | Think about what's happening in Iraq. | Think about what's happening in Iraq. |
1037 | 00:46:38,129 | 00:46:41,264 | They've got problems. This is nothing. | They've got problems. This is nothing. |
1038 | 00:46:41,266 | 00:46:43,299 | I have a healthy marriage. | I have a healthy marriage. |
1039 | 00:46:43,301 | 00:46:47,036 | I had a healthy marriage. And I have to fix this. | I had a healthy marriage. And I have to fix this. |
1040 | 00:46:47,038 | 00:46:48,371 | Be honest. | Be honest. |
1041 | 00:46:48,373 | 00:46:49,839 | Don't you think these two are blowing things | Don't you think these two are blowing things |
1042 | 00:46:49,841 | 00:46:51,440 | out of proportion a little bit. | out of proportion a little bit. |
1043 | 00:46:51,442 | 00:46:53,476 | Yeah, a little bit. | Yeah, a little bit. |
1044 | 00:46:53,944 | 00:46:55,311 | Is that really the worst thing you've ever done? | Is that really the worst thing you've ever done? |
1045 | 00:46:55,313 | 00:46:57,180 | Cheated on your husband? | Cheated on your husband? |
1046 | 00:46:57,182 | 00:47:00,049 | I don't consider what happened with you cheating. | I don't consider what happened with you cheating. |
1047 | 00:47:00,051 | 00:47:02,318 | I've done more than that with first cousins, okay? | I've done more than that with first cousins, okay? |
1048 | 00:47:02,320 | 00:47:03,920 | Then why are you so guilty? | Then why are you so guilty? |
1049 | 00:47:03,922 | 00:47:05,421 | Why are you overridden with guilt? | Why are you overridden with guilt? |
1050 | 00:47:05,423 | 00:47:07,957 | You're not supposed to do that when you're married. | You're not supposed to do that when you're married. |
1051 | 00:47:07,959 | 00:47:11,928 | I don't think so. I just think you're confused. | I don't think so. I just think you're confused. |
1052 | 00:47:11,930 | 00:47:15,932 | Les showed me video of you in college. | Les showed me video of you in college. |
1053 | 00:47:15,934 | 00:47:19,035 | You were at some kind of parade, and you were down on all fours | You were at some kind of parade, and you were down on all fours |
1054 | 00:47:19,037 | 00:47:21,470 | and you were wearing furry ears and howling at the moon. | and you were wearing furry ears and howling at the moon. |
1055 | 00:47:21,472 | 00:47:24,207 | I don't know what that was about but it was ridiculous. | I don't know what that was about but it was ridiculous. |
1056 | 00:47:24,209 | 00:47:27,009 | That was for animal rights. | That was for animal rights. |
1057 | 00:47:27,011 | 00:47:29,846 | That wasn't confusion. It was for animal rights. | That wasn't confusion. It was for animal rights. |
1058 | 00:47:29,848 | 00:47:32,348 | Animals don't have rights, Kate. | Animals don't have rights, Kate. |
1059 | 00:47:32,350 | 00:47:34,283 | Yes, they do. | Yes, they do. |
1060 | 00:47:34,285 | 00:47:36,853 | You and Bob barker, I swear to god. | You and Bob barker, I swear to god. |
1061 | 00:47:36,855 | 00:47:38,487 | What about Bob barker? | What about Bob barker? |
1062 | 00:47:38,489 | 00:47:40,056 | Remember, at the end of the price is right, | Remember, at the end of the price is right, |
1063 | 00:47:40,058 | 00:47:44,360 | he would say, "get your pets spayed and neutered." | he would say, "get your pets spayed and neutered." |
1064 | 00:47:44,362 | 00:47:46,095 | - Remember when he'd say that? - Yeah. Yeah, you should. | - Remember when he'd say that? - Yeah. Yeah, you should. |
1065 | 00:47:46,097 | 00:47:48,965 | He's the one who should have been neutered, okay. | He's the one who should have been neutered, okay. |
1066 | 00:47:48,967 | 00:47:51,467 | He was fucking everybody on that show. | He was fucking everybody on that show. |
1067 | 00:47:51,469 | 00:47:53,369 | They should have cut his balls off, probably. | They should have cut his balls off, probably. |
1068 | 00:47:53,371 | 00:47:56,005 | Well, listen. That's the other thing. | Well, listen. That's the other thing. |
1069 | 00:47:56,007 | 00:47:58,074 | He peed on a puppy | He peed on a puppy |
1070 | 00:47:58,076 | 00:48:01,510 | and I think that's why I just wanted to hurt him. | and I think that's why I just wanted to hurt him. |
1071 | 00:48:01,512 | 00:48:04,914 | That's why I told him about us. | That's why I told him about us. |
1072 | 00:48:04,916 | 00:48:06,649 | Bob barker peed on a puppy? | Bob barker peed on a puppy? |
1073 | 00:48:06,651 | 00:48:09,118 | No! Les peed on a puppy. | No! Les peed on a puppy. |
1074 | 00:48:09,120 | 00:48:10,519 | - Les peed on a puppy? - Yes. | - Les peed on a puppy? - Yes. |
1075 | 00:48:10,521 | 00:48:12,388 | - Why did he pee on a puppy? - I don't know. | - Why did he pee on a puppy? - I don't know. |
1076 | 00:48:12,390 | 00:48:13,890 | What kind of person pees on a puppy? | What kind of person pees on a puppy? |
1077 | 00:48:13,892 | 00:48:16,392 | - It's disturbing, I know. - It is disturbing. | - It's disturbing, I know. - It is disturbing. |
1078 | 00:48:16,394 | 00:48:18,928 | It's serial killer shit is what it is. | It's serial killer shit is what it is. |
1079 | 00:48:18,930 | 00:48:20,529 | That's what they do. It's a common denominator. | That's what they do. It's a common denominator. |
1080 | 00:48:20,531 | 00:48:22,398 | They torture animals at a young age. | They torture animals at a young age. |
1081 | 00:48:22,400 | 00:48:24,934 | I'm telling you. He's sending me body parts. | I'm telling you. He's sending me body parts. |
1082 | 00:48:24,936 | 00:48:27,003 | - He is. - No, he's not. | - He is. - No, he's not. |
1083 | 00:48:27,005 | 00:48:31,240 | He looked you in the eyes and he told you he wasn't doing it. | He looked you in the eyes and he told you he wasn't doing it. |
1084 | 00:48:31,242 | 00:48:33,142 | He is not sending you body parts. | He is not sending you body parts. |
1085 | 00:48:33,144 | 00:48:35,144 | - I don't believe it. - He's not. No. | - I don't believe it. - He's not. No. |
1086 | 00:48:35,146 | 00:48:36,946 | Especially now, after hearing this. | Especially now, after hearing this. |
1087 | 00:48:36,948 | 00:48:38,981 | - He would never. - He's dangerous. | - He would never. - He's dangerous. |
1088 | 00:48:38,983 | 00:48:40,516 | You're in danger. | You're in danger. |
1089 | 00:48:41,018 | 00:48:43,019 | Oh hey, what's up? | Oh hey, what's up? |
1090 | 00:48:43,021 | 00:48:44,921 | We were just talking about "the brothers karamazov," | We were just talking about "the brothers karamazov," |
1091 | 00:48:44,923 | 00:48:46,389 | that book, that Russian novel. | that book, that Russian novel. |
1092 | 00:48:46,391 | 00:48:47,657 | If I had finished reading it, | If I had finished reading it, |
1093 | 00:48:47,659 | 00:48:49,692 | it might have been the best book I ever read. | it might have been the best book I ever read. |
1094 | 00:48:49,694 | 00:48:51,694 | I didn't finish it either. | I didn't finish it either. |
1095 | 00:48:51,696 | 00:48:53,663 | What's on your face? | What's on your face? |
1096 | 00:48:53,665 | 00:48:55,631 | Should we order some food? | Should we order some food? |
1097 | 00:48:55,633 | 00:48:58,634 | I am fucking starving. | I am fucking starving. |
1098 | 00:49:13,317 | 00:49:15,251 | Yeah. | Yeah. |
1099 | 00:49:15,253 | 00:49:18,020 | Right there. Yeah, that's good. | Right there. Yeah, that's good. |
1100 | 00:49:24,061 | 00:49:26,662 | Oh yeah. Fuck me harder! | Oh yeah. Fuck me harder! |
1101 | 00:49:26,664 | 00:49:28,197 | Yeah. | Yeah. |
1102 | 00:49:29,499 | 00:49:32,969 | Oh god! Oh god! | Oh god! Oh god! |
1103 | 00:49:34,371 | 00:49:36,072 | Harder! | Harder! |
1104 | 00:49:36,074 | 00:49:37,974 | Pull my hair! | Pull my hair! |
1105 | 00:49:41,078 | 00:49:42,611 | Oh god. Oh god. | Oh god. Oh god. |
1106 | 00:49:42,613 | 00:49:45,348 | Cum on my stomach! Cum on my stomach! | Cum on my stomach! Cum on my stomach! |
1107 | 00:49:45,350 | 00:49:48,384 | Yeah, yeah. | Yeah, yeah. |
1108 | 00:49:51,588 | 00:49:54,090 | My god. | My god. |
1109 | 00:49:54,092 | 00:49:56,625 | That was amazing. | That was amazing. |
1110 | 00:50:00,163 | 00:50:01,597 | I love you. | I love you. |
1111 | 00:50:01,599 | 00:50:03,666 | I love you. | I love you. |
1112 | 00:50:12,409 | 00:50:15,077 | Are we that shallow that all it takes is a little payback | Are we that shallow that all it takes is a little payback |
1113 | 00:50:15,079 | 00:50:16,645 | and all is well? | and all is well? |
1114 | 00:50:16,647 | 00:50:19,215 | I make out with your friend, you make out with my friend | I make out with your friend, you make out with my friend |
1115 | 00:50:19,217 | 00:50:20,649 | and the slate's wiped clean. | and the slate's wiped clean. |
1116 | 00:50:20,651 | 00:50:23,252 | We didn't just make out. | We didn't just make out. |
1117 | 00:50:23,254 | 00:50:24,787 | Where did you do it? In the bathroom? | Where did you do it? In the bathroom? |
1118 | 00:50:24,789 | 00:50:27,123 | - Is that where you hooked up? - Uh-huh. | - Is that where you hooked up? - Uh-huh. |
1119 | 00:50:27,125 | 00:50:29,091 | I'm not even jealous. | I'm not even jealous. |
1120 | 00:50:29,093 | 00:50:31,761 | Yeah, but we didn't just make out, Ron. | Yeah, but we didn't just make out, Ron. |
1121 | 00:50:31,763 | 00:50:32,762 | What do you mean? | What do you mean? |
1122 | 00:50:32,764 | 00:50:35,331 | I gave him a blowjob. | I gave him a blowjob. |
1123 | 00:50:42,139 | 00:50:44,273 | Okay, let me just get this straight. | Okay, let me just get this straight. |
1124 | 00:50:44,275 | 00:50:48,244 | So you're saying that women should wear the hijab. | So you're saying that women should wear the hijab. |
1125 | 00:50:48,246 | 00:50:52,648 | I think I may be starting to understand why women should... | I think I may be starting to understand why women should... |
1126 | 00:50:52,650 | 00:50:54,417 | So they have an obligation? | So they have an obligation? |
1127 | 00:50:54,419 | 00:50:56,519 | Not an obligation, but I feel I understand... | Not an obligation, but I feel I understand... |
1128 | 00:50:56,521 | 00:50:58,154 | Is that their only obligation? | Is that their only obligation? |
1129 | 00:50:58,156 | 00:51:00,823 | I understand why there's a reason behind, why, | I understand why there's a reason behind, why, |
1130 | 00:51:00,825 | 00:51:02,591 | - maybe, they should wear it. - So, what's the reason? | - maybe, they should wear it. - So, what's the reason? |
1131 | 00:51:02,593 | 00:51:05,227 | Because men can't control themselves? | Because men can't control themselves? |
1132 | 00:51:05,229 | 00:51:07,329 | I think that's a very good way to look at it. | I think that's a very good way to look at it. |
1133 | 00:51:07,331 | 00:51:09,565 | Because men think about sex all the time. | Because men think about sex all the time. |
1134 | 00:51:09,567 | 00:51:11,600 | Women think about sex too. | Women think about sex too. |
1135 | 00:51:11,602 | 00:51:13,436 | I know women think about sex all the time. | I know women think about sex all the time. |
1136 | 00:51:13,438 | 00:51:17,306 | If you all didn't act upon your sexual impulses so much, | If you all didn't act upon your sexual impulses so much, |
1137 | 00:51:17,308 | 00:51:21,677 | maybe there wouldn't be these things happening here. | maybe there wouldn't be these things happening here. |
1138 | 00:51:23,681 | 00:51:25,815 | You used to be my favorite teacher. | You used to be my favorite teacher. |
1139 | 00:51:25,817 | 00:51:27,650 | Now I think you're a scum. | Now I think you're a scum. |
1140 | 00:51:27,652 | 00:51:29,718 | I was just... Uh... | I was just... Uh... |
1141 | 00:51:29,720 | 00:51:32,254 | Talk about empathy. | Talk about empathy. |
1142 | 00:51:32,256 | 00:51:34,757 | Do we belong in a kitchen too? | Do we belong in a kitchen too? |
1143 | 00:51:34,759 | 00:51:36,659 | I'm really disappointed. | I'm really disappointed. |
1144 | 00:51:50,807 | 00:51:53,609 | - Hey. - Hey. | - Hey. - Hey. |
1145 | 00:51:59,883 | 00:52:02,384 | So, you're just not going to talk to me now? | So, you're just not going to talk to me now? |
1146 | 00:52:02,386 | 00:52:05,287 | There's nothing to talk about. | There's nothing to talk about. |
1147 | 00:52:06,756 | 00:52:09,625 | Well, how about, "how's your day?" | Well, how about, "how's your day?" |
1148 | 00:52:09,627 | 00:52:11,627 | - Do you want to know how my day went? - Yeah. | - Do you want to know how my day went? - Yeah. |
1149 | 00:52:11,629 | 00:52:13,129 | Same day as it always is. | Same day as it always is. |
1150 | 00:52:13,131 | 00:52:14,697 | I'm teaching a bunch of useless information | I'm teaching a bunch of useless information |
1151 | 00:52:14,699 | 00:52:17,733 | who don't give a fuck what I have to say. | who don't give a fuck what I have to say. |
1152 | 00:52:17,735 | 00:52:19,368 | That's how my day went. | That's how my day went. |
1153 | 00:52:20,905 | 00:52:23,772 | - Who's that? - I ordered Chinese food. | - Who's that? - I ordered Chinese food. |
1154 | 00:52:23,774 | 00:52:26,575 | Oh, well, did you get me some? | Oh, well, did you get me some? |
1155 | 00:52:26,577 | 00:52:28,577 | Nope. | Nope. |
1156 | 00:52:30,180 | 00:52:31,413 | Keep the change. | Keep the change. |
1157 | 00:52:31,415 | 00:52:33,449 | Thanks. | Thanks. |
1158 | 00:52:42,225 | 00:52:43,559 | They don't sell organic tampons | They don't sell organic tampons |
1159 | 00:52:43,561 | 00:52:44,860 | at the commissary. | at the commissary. |
1160 | 00:52:44,862 | 00:52:46,395 | They sell that generic shit. | They sell that generic shit. |
1161 | 00:52:46,397 | 00:52:48,531 | It feels like fly paper. I can't use that. | It feels like fly paper. I can't use that. |
1162 | 00:52:48,533 | 00:52:52,568 | It's not my fault you've got a sensitive vagina. | It's not my fault you've got a sensitive vagina. |
1163 | 00:52:52,570 | 00:52:54,937 | So that's how it's going to be, huh? | So that's how it's going to be, huh? |
1164 | 00:52:54,939 | 00:52:58,340 | You're just going to act like I'm not here. | You're just going to act like I'm not here. |
1165 | 00:52:58,342 | 00:52:59,508 | I guess so. | I guess so. |
1166 | 00:52:59,510 | 00:53:02,611 | Real mature, Ron. | Real mature, Ron. |
1167 | 00:53:02,613 | 00:53:04,547 | I guess so. | I guess so. |
1168 | 00:53:04,549 | 00:53:07,516 | - You know what your problem is? - I guess so. | - You know what your problem is? - I guess so. |
1169 | 00:53:07,518 | 00:53:09,852 | - You're a hypocrite. - Uh-huh. Yep. | - You're a hypocrite. - Uh-huh. Yep. |
1170 | 00:53:09,854 | 00:53:11,921 | How is what I did any different than what you did? | How is what I did any different than what you did? |
1171 | 00:53:11,923 | 00:53:15,824 | With you having les' cock in your mouth. | With you having les' cock in your mouth. |
1172 | 00:53:15,826 | 00:53:18,928 | Oh, okay. So your excuse is, "oh, I got drunk, | Oh, okay. So your excuse is, "oh, I got drunk, |
1173 | 00:53:18,930 | 00:53:20,095 | - "it didn't mean anything." - That's right. | - "it didn't mean anything." - That's right. |
1174 | 00:53:20,097 | 00:53:21,964 | - Can't I use the same excuse? - That's exactly right. | - Can't I use the same excuse? - That's exactly right. |
1175 | 00:53:21,966 | 00:53:23,599 | You can't use the same fucking excuse. | You can't use the same fucking excuse. |
1176 | 00:53:23,601 | 00:53:24,967 | It's not the same fucking thing. | It's not the same fucking thing. |
1177 | 00:53:24,969 | 00:53:26,969 | - Goddammit! - What? | - Goddammit! - What? |
1178 | 00:53:26,971 | 00:53:28,871 | There's a fucking cock in my mouth! | There's a fucking cock in my mouth! |
1179 | 00:53:28,873 | 00:53:31,941 | There's a penis in my fucking Chinese food! | There's a penis in my fucking Chinese food! |
1180 | 00:53:35,845 | 00:53:38,514 | So you normally make all the deliveries here? | So you normally make all the deliveries here? |
1181 | 00:53:38,516 | 00:53:41,450 | But you didn't deliver it this time. | But you didn't deliver it this time. |
1182 | 00:53:41,452 | 00:53:44,853 | Well, I was on my way here, but a guy stopped me downstairs. | Well, I was on my way here, but a guy stopped me downstairs. |
1183 | 00:53:44,855 | 00:53:47,289 | He said he was staying in the same apartment. | He said he was staying in the same apartment. |
1184 | 00:53:47,291 | 00:53:50,859 | So he paid for the food and he said he would bring it up. | So he paid for the food and he said he would bring it up. |
1185 | 00:53:50,861 | 00:53:52,494 | So you let him bring the food up? | So you let him bring the food up? |
1186 | 00:53:52,496 | 00:53:54,630 | Because he knew the apartment number. | Because he knew the apartment number. |
1187 | 00:53:54,632 | 00:53:55,931 | He knew Mr. Ron's name. | He knew Mr. Ron's name. |
1188 | 00:53:55,933 | 00:53:58,801 | And he seemed to be a very nice guy. | And he seemed to be a very nice guy. |
1189 | 00:53:58,803 | 00:54:02,004 | I didn't think anything bad was going to happen. | I didn't think anything bad was going to happen. |
1190 | 00:54:02,006 | 00:54:04,340 | Besides, he gave me a big tip. | Besides, he gave me a big tip. |
1191 | 00:54:04,342 | 00:54:07,376 | You get a big tip and I get a big dick in my mouth. | You get a big tip and I get a big dick in my mouth. |
1192 | 00:54:07,378 | 00:54:08,577 | That's a fair exchange. | That's a fair exchange. |
1193 | 00:54:08,579 | 00:54:09,812 | I'm so sorry, Ron. | I'm so sorry, Ron. |
1194 | 00:54:09,814 | 00:54:11,614 | I brought you a new order, on the house. | I brought you a new order, on the house. |
1195 | 00:54:11,616 | 00:54:13,616 | You keep it, okay. I lost my appetite. | You keep it, okay. I lost my appetite. |
1196 | 00:54:13,618 | 00:54:15,618 | I'll probably never eat again after tonight. | I'll probably never eat again after tonight. |
1197 | 00:54:15,620 | 00:54:17,253 | Well, look on the bright side. | Well, look on the bright side. |
1198 | 00:54:17,255 | 00:54:19,021 | Think of all the weight you'll lose. | Think of all the weight you'll lose. |
1199 | 00:54:19,023 | 00:54:22,725 | Hey, hey, hey. We don't need that kind of talk. | Hey, hey, hey. We don't need that kind of talk. |
1200 | 00:54:22,727 | 00:54:24,693 | And in the future, | And in the future, |
1201 | 00:54:24,695 | 00:54:27,029 | you need to make all the deliveries yourself, okay. | you need to make all the deliveries yourself, okay. |
1202 | 00:54:27,031 | 00:54:29,932 | - But I didn't know. - Yeah, I know, I know, I know. | - But I didn't know. - Yeah, I know, I know, I know. |
1203 | 00:54:29,934 | 00:54:31,467 | Is this going to be on the Internet? | Is this going to be on the Internet? |
1204 | 00:54:31,469 | 00:54:32,701 | I don't know about that. | I don't know about that. |
1205 | 00:54:32,703 | 00:54:35,037 | It's going to kill my business. Very badly. | It's going to kill my business. Very badly. |
1206 | 00:54:35,039 | 00:54:37,339 | We'll try to keep it under wraps, okay? | We'll try to keep it under wraps, okay? |
1207 | 00:54:37,341 | 00:54:38,907 | Okay. Thank you, officer. | Okay. Thank you, officer. |
1208 | 00:54:38,909 | 00:54:40,943 | Mr. Wells. Do you recall what the man looked like | Mr. Wells. Do you recall what the man looked like |
1209 | 00:54:40,945 | 00:54:42,578 | who delivered the food? | who delivered the food? |
1210 | 00:54:42,580 | 00:54:44,013 | I didn't even see the guy! | I didn't even see the guy! |
1211 | 00:54:44,015 | 00:54:46,682 | I just gave him the money and he gave me the food, | I just gave him the money and he gave me the food, |
1212 | 00:54:46,684 | 00:54:51,420 | so you don't look people in the eyes when you talk to them? | so you don't look people in the eyes when you talk to them? |
1213 | 00:54:52,422 | 00:54:54,590 | I was agitated. | I was agitated. |
1214 | 00:54:54,592 | 00:54:57,059 | Why were you agitated? | Why were you agitated? |
1215 | 00:54:58,928 | 00:55:01,497 | Domestic issues. | Domestic issues. |
1216 | 00:55:01,499 | 00:55:05,034 | What kind of domestic issues? | What kind of domestic issues? |
1217 | 00:55:05,036 | 00:55:06,669 | Personal shit, man. Its' none of your business. | Personal shit, man. Its' none of your business. |
1218 | 00:55:06,671 | 00:55:10,406 | I just want to know why you were agitated. | I just want to know why you were agitated. |
1219 | 00:55:10,408 | 00:55:13,342 | I'm agitated because you're asking me why I'm agitated. | I'm agitated because you're asking me why I'm agitated. |
1220 | 00:55:13,344 | 00:55:15,811 | I'm agitated because... I'm just agitated. | I'm agitated because... I'm just agitated. |
1221 | 00:55:15,813 | 00:55:19,615 | I don't like it when people ask me why I'm agitated... | I don't like it when people ask me why I'm agitated... |
1222 | 00:55:19,617 | 00:55:21,483 | I don't know. | I don't know. |
1223 | 00:55:21,951 | 00:55:23,952 | Miss, are you okay? | Miss, are you okay? |
1224 | 00:55:23,954 | 00:55:26,355 | It's Mrs. and she's fine. | It's Mrs. and she's fine. |
1225 | 00:55:26,357 | 00:55:29,458 | - I got it. - God damn, fucking cock!! | - I got it. - God damn, fucking cock!! |
1226 | 00:55:29,460 | 00:55:31,427 | Let's see if we can match the severed member | Let's see if we can match the severed member |
1227 | 00:55:31,429 | 00:55:32,528 | to the severed foot. | to the severed foot. |
1228 | 00:55:32,530 | 00:55:34,797 | It might be from the same body. | It might be from the same body. |
1229 | 00:55:34,799 | 00:55:37,833 | Judging from the foot size, I'd say it is. | Judging from the foot size, I'd say it is. |
1230 | 00:55:37,835 | 00:55:40,069 | Ma'am, if you have any trouble at all, | Ma'am, if you have any trouble at all, |
1231 | 00:55:40,071 | 00:55:41,437 | don't hesitate to call me. | don't hesitate to call me. |
1232 | 00:55:41,439 | 00:55:45,574 | Wait a second, why are you giving her special treatment? | Wait a second, why are you giving her special treatment? |
1233 | 00:55:45,576 | 00:55:48,711 | I'm the one who got violated, man. | I'm the one who got violated, man. |
1234 | 00:55:48,713 | 00:55:49,978 | Calm down, buddy. | Calm down, buddy. |
1235 | 00:55:49,980 | 00:55:51,380 | Don't tell me to calm down. | Don't tell me to calm down. |
1236 | 00:55:51,382 | 00:55:52,915 | There was a severed dick in my mouth. | There was a severed dick in my mouth. |
1237 | 00:55:52,917 | 00:55:54,616 | I've sucked a dick before, in college, | I've sucked a dick before, in college, |
1238 | 00:55:54,618 | 00:55:56,885 | but it was attached to a body, okay. | but it was attached to a body, okay. |
1239 | 00:55:56,887 | 00:55:58,620 | And my wife is running around | And my wife is running around |
1240 | 00:55:58,622 | 00:55:59,855 | acting like a fucking sword swallower | acting like a fucking sword swallower |
1241 | 00:55:59,857 | 00:56:01,423 | from the barnum and Bailey circus. | from the barnum and Bailey circus. |
1242 | 00:56:01,425 | 00:56:03,726 | And out of all the cops in Brooklyn they can send me, | And out of all the cops in Brooklyn they can send me, |
1243 | 00:56:03,728 | 00:56:06,095 | they send me andré the giant and Betty boop. | they send me andré the giant and Betty boop. |
1244 | 00:56:06,097 | 00:56:08,664 | Okay, I want some fucking answers! | Okay, I want some fucking answers! |
1245 | 00:56:10,000 | 00:56:11,633 | No, I'll tell you this, | No, I'll tell you this, |
1246 | 00:56:11,635 | 00:56:15,404 | if I found a penis in my Chinese food, | if I found a penis in my Chinese food, |
1247 | 00:56:15,406 | 00:56:17,639 | I'd probably throw a rock through the window. | I'd probably throw a rock through the window. |
1248 | 00:56:17,641 | 00:56:21,643 | What's the name of the place? What is it? | What's the name of the place? What is it? |
1249 | 00:56:21,645 | 00:56:24,513 | Hong Kong castle? | Hong Kong castle? |
1250 | 00:56:24,515 | 00:56:27,483 | They should change it to long dong castle. | They should change it to long dong castle. |
1251 | 00:56:27,485 | 00:56:30,619 | Be careful ordering noodles from that place, people. | Be careful ordering noodles from that place, people. |
1252 | 00:56:30,621 | 00:56:33,555 | You might get something a little extra. | You might get something a little extra. |
1253 | 00:56:36,025 | 00:56:38,861 | Anyway, by now most of you have heard, | Anyway, by now most of you have heard, |
1254 | 00:56:38,863 | 00:56:41,530 | the chastity fielding 27, | the chastity fielding 27, |
1255 | 00:56:41,532 | 00:56:43,699 | crashed after take-off on Tuesday. | crashed after take-off on Tuesday. |
1256 | 00:56:43,701 | 00:56:46,769 | This was supposed to be the first commercial airplane | This was supposed to be the first commercial airplane |
1257 | 00:56:46,771 | 00:56:49,037 | to orbit the earth. | to orbit the earth. |
1258 | 00:56:49,039 | 00:56:50,572 | This place is great. | This place is great. |
1259 | 00:56:50,574 | 00:56:52,141 | I had dinner here a few weeks ago. | I had dinner here a few weeks ago. |
1260 | 00:56:52,143 | 00:56:55,411 | Yeah, well, I hope you're paying. | Yeah, well, I hope you're paying. |
1261 | 00:56:55,413 | 00:56:57,913 | Chastity stock is down 50 percent. | Chastity stock is down 50 percent. |
1262 | 00:56:57,915 | 00:56:59,715 | It's all right, Barry. Don't worry. | It's all right, Barry. Don't worry. |
1263 | 00:56:59,717 | 00:57:01,083 | I got this. | I got this. |
1264 | 00:57:01,085 | 00:57:04,653 | "Consumer space travel, that's the way of the future." | "Consumer space travel, that's the way of the future." |
1265 | 00:57:04,655 | 00:57:06,822 | - That's what you said, dude. - It is. It is. | - That's what you said, dude. - It is. It is. |
1266 | 00:57:06,824 | 00:57:08,924 | Well, if that first test flight is any indication, | Well, if that first test flight is any indication, |
1267 | 00:57:08,926 | 00:57:10,492 | the future looks pretty bleak. | the future looks pretty bleak. |
1268 | 00:57:10,494 | 00:57:12,628 | Come on, Barry. Listen. | Come on, Barry. Listen. |
1269 | 00:57:12,630 | 00:57:15,898 | It's a test, the rocket exploded in a test. | It's a test, the rocket exploded in a test. |
1270 | 00:57:15,900 | 00:57:17,800 | That's what a test is for. | That's what a test is for. |
1271 | 00:57:17,802 | 00:57:20,035 | - You guys ready to order? - Yeah, I think so. | - You guys ready to order? - Yeah, I think so. |
1272 | 00:57:20,037 | 00:57:22,438 | I was over hearing your conversation | I was over hearing your conversation |
1273 | 00:57:22,440 | 00:57:24,640 | about the chastity thing. | about the chastity thing. |
1274 | 00:57:24,642 | 00:57:26,475 | Man, that was a tragedy, huh. | Man, that was a tragedy, huh. |
1275 | 00:57:26,477 | 00:57:30,145 | They'll get a consumer flight into space before you know it | They'll get a consumer flight into space before you know it |
1276 | 00:57:30,147 | 00:57:32,548 | and that stock's going to take off like a rocket. | and that stock's going to take off like a rocket. |
1277 | 00:57:32,550 | 00:57:34,683 | Hopefully, it doesn't take off like the last one did. | Hopefully, it doesn't take off like the last one did. |
1278 | 00:57:34,685 | 00:57:36,618 | Yeah, I'm pretty sure they're going to get it up. | Yeah, I'm pretty sure they're going to get it up. |
1279 | 00:57:36,620 | 00:57:37,986 | There's no doubt about that. | There's no doubt about that. |
1280 | 00:57:37,988 | 00:57:40,656 | It's only a matter of time. | It's only a matter of time. |
1281 | 00:57:40,658 | 00:57:42,991 | Can you imagine being that pilot? | Can you imagine being that pilot? |
1282 | 00:57:42,993 | 00:57:47,663 | Having trained his whole life for that one moment. | Having trained his whole life for that one moment. |
1283 | 00:57:47,665 | 00:57:53,802 | And then you're finally up soaring toward the sky and | And then you're finally up soaring toward the sky and |
1284 | 00:57:53,804 | 00:57:59,208 | everything you studied for, hoped for, dreamed for... | everything you studied for, hoped for, dreamed for... |
1285 | 00:57:59,210 | 00:58:01,076 | Gone. | Gone. |
1286 | 00:58:01,078 | 00:58:04,480 | Honey, nobody is following you. | Honey, nobody is following you. |
1287 | 00:58:06,716 | 00:58:09,051 | Really, with the spitting, still? | Really, with the spitting, still? |
1288 | 00:58:12,055 | 00:58:15,557 | So, they're not actually firing you, right? | So, they're not actually firing you, right? |
1289 | 00:58:15,559 | 00:58:17,493 | No, it's a leave of absence. | No, it's a leave of absence. |
1290 | 00:58:17,495 | 00:58:19,161 | Okay, so great. How long? | Okay, so great. How long? |
1291 | 00:58:19,163 | 00:58:20,796 | Like, a month. | Like, a month. |
1292 | 00:58:20,798 | 00:58:21,964 | And they're paying you? | And they're paying you? |
1293 | 00:58:21,966 | 00:58:23,565 | Yeah. | Yeah. |
1294 | 00:58:23,567 | 00:58:25,667 | Okay, so what's the big deal? | Okay, so what's the big deal? |
1295 | 00:58:25,669 | 00:58:28,003 | I don't get why companies act like a leave of absence with pay | I don't get why companies act like a leave of absence with pay |
1296 | 00:58:28,005 | 00:58:29,104 | is punishment. | is punishment. |
1297 | 00:58:29,106 | 00:58:30,873 | It's a gift. | It's a gift. |
1298 | 00:58:30,875 | 00:58:33,175 | That's a good way of looking at it. | That's a good way of looking at it. |
1299 | 00:58:33,576 | 00:58:35,077 | Hi. | Hi. |
1300 | 00:58:36,713 | 00:58:38,514 | Hi. | Hi. |
1301 | 00:58:52,195 | 00:58:54,963 | What the fuck are you doing? | What the fuck are you doing? |
1302 | 00:58:54,965 | 00:58:57,032 | I'm not really hungry. | I'm not really hungry. |
1303 | 00:58:57,034 | 00:59:00,002 | You got any wine or any liquor? | You got any wine or any liquor? |
1304 | 00:59:00,004 | 00:59:04,706 | I know who's sending you body parts. | I know who's sending you body parts. |
1305 | 00:59:04,708 | 00:59:07,676 | Fuck it, let's have a drink. | Fuck it, let's have a drink. |
1306 | 00:59:09,979 | 00:59:12,888 | It's just too simple, man. It's not that simple. | It's just too simple, man. It's not that simple. |
1307 | 00:59:12,914 | 00:59:13,615 | Why? | Why? |
1308 | 00:59:13,617 | 00:59:15,651 | - Because there are too many... - Too many what? | - Because there are too many... - Too many what? |
1309 | 00:59:15,653 | 00:59:17,619 | - Too many suspects. - Who? | - Too many suspects. - Who? |
1310 | 00:59:17,621 | 00:59:19,621 | You. | You. |
1311 | 00:59:19,623 | 00:59:22,758 | I'm not sending you body parts, okay. | I'm not sending you body parts, okay. |
1312 | 00:59:22,760 | 00:59:25,260 | My students, for one. | My students, for one. |
1313 | 00:59:25,262 | 00:59:26,762 | Who? | Who? |
1314 | 00:59:26,764 | 00:59:28,630 | Rain, the one who hates me. | Rain, the one who hates me. |
1315 | 00:59:28,632 | 00:59:29,765 | Why would she send you body parts? | Why would she send you body parts? |
1316 | 00:59:29,767 | 00:59:31,133 | Because she hates me. | Because she hates me. |
1317 | 00:59:31,135 | 00:59:32,935 | Where would she get the body parts? | Where would she get the body parts? |
1318 | 00:59:32,937 | 00:59:36,171 | Her grandfather has diabetes; They amputated his foot. | Her grandfather has diabetes; They amputated his foot. |
1319 | 00:59:36,173 | 00:59:38,173 | That's fucking ridiculous. | That's fucking ridiculous. |
1320 | 00:59:38,175 | 00:59:40,976 | You thought she took her grandfather's amputated foot | You thought she took her grandfather's amputated foot |
1321 | 00:59:40,978 | 00:59:43,145 | and put it in the dryer? | and put it in the dryer? |
1322 | 00:59:43,147 | 00:59:45,314 | - It's not funny. - Yes, it is. | - It's not funny. - Yes, it is. |
1323 | 00:59:45,316 | 00:59:46,748 | Actually it isn't. | Actually it isn't. |
1324 | 00:59:46,750 | 00:59:48,350 | My uncle has diabetes. | My uncle has diabetes. |
1325 | 00:59:48,352 | 00:59:51,019 | - Tom Hanks has diabetes. - What? | - Tom Hanks has diabetes. - What? |
1326 | 00:59:51,021 | 00:59:54,990 | Okay and then I thought maybe it was rain's mom. | Okay and then I thought maybe it was rain's mom. |
1327 | 00:59:54,992 | 00:59:56,892 | Why would she send you body parts? | Why would she send you body parts? |
1328 | 00:59:56,894 | 00:59:58,961 | She hates arabs, okay | She hates arabs, okay |
1329 | 00:59:58,963 | 01:00:01,029 | and that's the new trend in the world, | and that's the new trend in the world, |
1330 | 01:00:01,031 | 01:00:02,364 | is to blame the muslims. | is to blame the muslims. |
1331 | 01:00:02,366 | 01:00:03,932 | - You're not Muslim. - She doesn't know that. | - You're not Muslim. - She doesn't know that. |
1332 | 01:00:03,934 | 01:00:05,867 | It's this guy, the waiter. | It's this guy, the waiter. |
1333 | 01:00:05,869 | 01:00:08,003 | He overheard us talking that night. | He overheard us talking that night. |
1334 | 01:00:08,005 | 01:00:09,905 | Where did he get my name? Where did he get our address? | Where did he get my name? Where did he get our address? |
1335 | 01:00:09,907 | 01:00:12,074 | You paid for dinner. | You paid for dinner. |
1336 | 01:00:12,076 | 01:00:15,911 | Yeah, I remember, because you never pay for dinner. | Yeah, I remember, because you never pay for dinner. |
1337 | 01:00:15,913 | 01:00:17,346 | But you did that night. | But you did that night. |
1338 | 01:00:17,348 | 01:00:20,115 | So he has your name and he has your credit card number. | So he has your name and he has your credit card number. |
1339 | 01:00:20,117 | 01:00:21,950 | Finding out your address with that information | Finding out your address with that information |
1340 | 01:00:21,952 | 01:00:23,185 | isn't that difficult. | isn't that difficult. |
1341 | 01:00:23,187 | 01:00:24,953 | Okay, possibly. | Okay, possibly. |
1342 | 01:00:24,955 | 01:00:28,724 | But the chances that it's the same guy from college, | But the chances that it's the same guy from college, |
1343 | 01:00:28,726 | 01:00:30,606 | that was 20 years ago, there's no fucking way. | that was 20 years ago, there's no fucking way. |
1344 | 01:00:30,632 | 01:00:31,126 | So what? | So what? |
1345 | 01:00:31,128 | 01:00:34,029 | - It's too coincidental. - This shit happens all the time. | - It's too coincidental. - This shit happens all the time. |
1346 | 01:00:34,031 | 01:00:35,163 | He's right, he's right. | He's right, he's right. |
1347 | 01:00:35,165 | 01:00:37,366 | My aunt turned 50, she went to Tibet | My aunt turned 50, she went to Tibet |
1348 | 01:00:37,368 | 01:00:39,234 | on a mountain climbing expedition. | on a mountain climbing expedition. |
1349 | 01:00:39,236 | 01:00:41,236 | She gets to the top of this mountain, | She gets to the top of this mountain, |
1350 | 01:00:41,238 | 01:00:44,239 | there's a man sitting on a rock, next to a camp fire. | there's a man sitting on a rock, next to a camp fire. |
1351 | 01:00:44,241 | 01:00:46,008 | It's her high school sweetheart, | It's her high school sweetheart, |
1352 | 01:00:46,010 | 01:00:47,843 | who she has not seen in 30 years. | who she has not seen in 30 years. |
1353 | 01:00:47,845 | 01:00:49,845 | - Bullshit. - I swear to god it's true. | - Bullshit. - I swear to god it's true. |
1354 | 01:00:49,847 | 01:00:52,280 | It's like the guy who accidentally fucked his sister | It's like the guy who accidentally fucked his sister |
1355 | 01:00:52,282 | 01:00:53,749 | at a frat party. | at a frat party. |
1356 | 01:00:53,751 | 01:00:55,350 | It's a little more romantic than that. | It's a little more romantic than that. |
1357 | 01:00:55,352 | 01:00:57,085 | I hired a private investigator | I hired a private investigator |
1358 | 01:00:57,087 | 01:00:58,920 | to do a background check on this guy | to do a background check on this guy |
1359 | 01:00:58,922 | 01:01:00,022 | and find out who he is. | and find out who he is. |
1360 | 01:01:00,024 | 01:01:01,757 | - No, you didn't. - Yeah, I did. | - No, you didn't. - Yeah, I did. |
1361 | 01:01:01,759 | 01:01:03,191 | We can't afford a private investigator. | We can't afford a private investigator. |
1362 | 01:01:03,193 | 01:01:06,395 | You don't have to worry about it, I'm taking care of it. | You don't have to worry about it, I'm taking care of it. |
1363 | 01:01:06,397 | 01:01:08,764 | Well, that's pretty big of you. | Well, that's pretty big of you. |
1364 | 01:01:08,766 | 01:01:10,432 | Well, I'm a big man, Ron. | Well, I'm a big man, Ron. |
1365 | 01:01:10,434 | 01:01:14,136 | Yeah, you are, very big. | Yeah, you are, very big. |
1366 | 01:01:14,138 | 01:01:17,139 | Well, you would know, Nicki. | Well, you would know, Nicki. |
1367 | 01:01:17,740 | 01:01:19,841 | What are you talking about? | What are you talking about? |
1368 | 01:01:20,877 | 01:01:23,078 | Oh, he didn't tell you? | Oh, he didn't tell you? |
1369 | 01:01:23,080 | 01:01:25,247 | Tell me what? | Tell me what? |
1370 | 01:01:25,249 | 01:01:27,760 | You fucked around with him, and that's what happens. | You fucked around with him, and that's what happens. |
1371 | 01:01:27,786 | 01:01:29,418 | I didn't fuck around with him. | I didn't fuck around with him. |
1372 | 01:01:29,420 | 01:01:33,182 | This is how I felt for the last two weeks! | This is how I felt for the last two weeks! |
1373 | 01:01:33,208 | 01:01:35,457 | She sucked your dick? | She sucked your dick? |
1374 | 01:01:35,459 | 01:01:37,826 | I can't even believe you! | I can't even believe you! |
1375 | 01:02:04,787 | 01:02:06,455 | His name is Wally Moore, | His name is Wally Moore, |
1376 | 01:02:06,457 | 01:02:10,292 | age 42, lives in sunset park, | age 42, lives in sunset park, |
1377 | 01:02:10,294 | 01:02:12,794 | born and raised in Minneapolis, Minnesota. | born and raised in Minneapolis, Minnesota. |
1378 | 01:02:12,796 | 01:02:14,096 | He waits tables at the raven. | He waits tables at the raven. |
1379 | 01:02:14,098 | 01:02:15,430 | Where did this guy go to college? | Where did this guy go to college? |
1380 | 01:02:15,432 | 01:02:17,866 | Boston college, that's where I went to school, | Boston college, that's where I went to school, |
1381 | 01:02:17,868 | 01:02:20,001 | - it's got to be the same guy. - Holy shit. | - it's got to be the same guy. - Holy shit. |
1382 | 01:02:20,003 | 01:02:21,336 | What year did he graduate? | What year did he graduate? |
1383 | 01:02:21,338 | 01:02:22,804 | - He didn't. - Why? | - He didn't. - Why? |
1384 | 01:02:22,806 | 01:02:24,840 | It says he dropped out his sophomore year. | It says he dropped out his sophomore year. |
1385 | 01:02:24,842 | 01:02:28,810 | I don't know. It's strange too, he had a scholarship. | I don't know. It's strange too, he had a scholarship. |
1386 | 01:02:28,812 | 01:02:30,946 | What kind of scholarship? | What kind of scholarship? |
1387 | 01:02:30,948 | 01:02:32,280 | Music. | Music. |
1388 | 01:02:32,282 | 01:02:35,751 | Turns out, he had been a noted saxophonist | Turns out, he had been a noted saxophonist |
1389 | 01:02:35,753 | 01:02:37,352 | from the time he was a child. | from the time he was a child. |
1390 | 01:02:37,354 | 01:02:40,355 | He was considered something of a prodigy. | He was considered something of a prodigy. |
1391 | 01:02:40,357 | 01:02:41,823 | A prodigy, really? | A prodigy, really? |
1392 | 01:02:41,825 | 01:02:43,091 | Yeah, he must have been very good | Yeah, he must have been very good |
1393 | 01:02:43,093 | 01:02:45,961 | because he's missing two fingers on his hand. | because he's missing two fingers on his hand. |
1394 | 01:02:45,963 | 01:02:47,329 | Fuck. | Fuck. |
1395 | 01:02:47,331 | 01:02:50,899 | - I ruined the guy's life. - Come on, don't say that. | - I ruined the guy's life. - Come on, don't say that. |
1396 | 01:02:50,901 | 01:02:52,100 | What's he talking about? | What's he talking about? |
1397 | 01:02:52,102 | 01:02:54,035 | He cut the guys fingers off. | He cut the guys fingers off. |
1398 | 01:02:54,037 | 01:02:56,872 | - Why did you do that? - It was an accident. | - Why did you do that? - It was an accident. |
1399 | 01:02:56,874 | 01:02:58,173 | Oh, well, that would account for | Oh, well, that would account for |
1400 | 01:02:58,175 | 01:02:59,541 | why he dropped out of college. | why he dropped out of college. |
1401 | 01:02:59,543 | 01:03:01,042 | I fucked his whole life up. | I fucked his whole life up. |
1402 | 01:03:01,044 | 01:03:03,378 | He had dreams of being the next Charlie Parker. | He had dreams of being the next Charlie Parker. |
1403 | 01:03:03,380 | 01:03:08,183 | I severed his dreams, literally, severed his dreams. | I severed his dreams, literally, severed his dreams. |
1404 | 01:03:08,185 | 01:03:11,052 | You can't be a saxophone player with fucking three fingers. | You can't be a saxophone player with fucking three fingers. |
1405 | 01:03:11,054 | 01:03:13,855 | Hey, look, remember that one-armed drummer | Hey, look, remember that one-armed drummer |
1406 | 01:03:13,857 | 01:03:15,991 | from that rock band back in the 80's? | from that rock band back in the 80's? |
1407 | 01:03:15,993 | 01:03:18,026 | - Remember that guy? - Uh-huh. | - Remember that guy? - Uh-huh. |
1408 | 01:03:18,028 | 01:03:20,362 | What's your point? | What's your point? |
1409 | 01:03:20,364 | 01:03:22,330 | I don't really have one. | I don't really have one. |
1410 | 01:03:22,332 | 01:03:24,966 | How'd you find out all this information so quickly? | How'd you find out all this information so quickly? |
1411 | 01:03:24,968 | 01:03:26,401 | Are you kidding? | Are you kidding? |
1412 | 01:03:26,403 | 01:03:29,938 | I got half this shit off his Facebook page. | I got half this shit off his Facebook page. |
1413 | 01:03:30,873 | 01:03:33,308 | - Oh, he looks happy. - He does, doesn't he? | - Oh, he looks happy. - He does, doesn't he? |
1414 | 01:03:33,310 | 01:03:34,843 | He doesn't look sad at all. | He doesn't look sad at all. |
1415 | 01:03:34,845 | 01:03:36,311 | Maybe I didn't ruin his life. | Maybe I didn't ruin his life. |
1416 | 01:03:36,313 | 01:03:39,047 | No, I think you probably ruined his life. | No, I think you probably ruined his life. |
1417 | 01:03:39,049 | 01:03:40,515 | Why do you say that? | Why do you say that? |
1418 | 01:03:40,517 | 01:03:43,919 | He likes to go to a jazz club called Dino's. | He likes to go to a jazz club called Dino's. |
1419 | 01:03:43,921 | 01:03:45,587 | - You know the place? - No. | - You know the place? - No. |
1420 | 01:03:45,589 | 01:03:47,088 | Yeah, I know the place. | Yeah, I know the place. |
1421 | 01:03:47,090 | 01:03:50,392 | Yeah, okay. Well, go there sometime. | Yeah, okay. Well, go there sometime. |
1422 | 01:03:50,394 | 01:03:53,295 | You'll see what I'm talking about. | You'll see what I'm talking about. |
1423 | 01:03:53,297 | 01:03:55,997 | He's there almost every night. | He's there almost every night. |
1424 | 01:04:47,183 | 01:04:48,617 | What do we do, guys? | What do we do, guys? |
1425 | 01:04:48,619 | 01:04:49,951 | We should follow him. | We should follow him. |
1426 | 01:04:49,953 | 01:04:50,619 | - What? - You want to follow him? | - What? - You want to follow him? |
1427 | 01:04:50,621 | 01:04:53,355 | I don't know, it's just the first thing I thought of. | I don't know, it's just the first thing I thought of. |
1428 | 01:04:53,357 | 01:04:56,524 | That's a dumb idea. Think things through for once. | That's a dumb idea. Think things through for once. |
1429 | 01:04:56,526 | 01:04:58,159 | I'm not good at thinking, okay. | I'm not good at thinking, okay. |
1430 | 01:04:58,161 | 01:05:00,362 | The first time I saw that famous statue by rodin, | The first time I saw that famous statue by rodin, |
1431 | 01:05:00,364 | 01:05:01,897 | I didn't even recognize what he was doing. | I didn't even recognize what he was doing. |
1432 | 01:05:01,899 | 01:05:03,231 | Did you see how sad he looked? | Did you see how sad he looked? |
1433 | 01:05:03,233 | 01:05:04,666 | That guys looked really depressed, | That guys looked really depressed, |
1434 | 01:05:04,668 | 01:05:07,669 | - I did that. - No, you didn't. | - I did that. - No, you didn't. |
1435 | 01:05:07,671 | 01:05:09,471 | - Yeah, I did. - It's the music. | - Yeah, I did. - It's the music. |
1436 | 01:05:09,473 | 01:05:11,273 | That's why they call it the blues. | That's why they call it the blues. |
1437 | 01:05:11,275 | 01:05:12,540 | He could have had an amazing career. | He could have had an amazing career. |
1438 | 01:05:12,542 | 01:05:14,075 | He could have been the next scarlatti. | He could have been the next scarlatti. |
1439 | 01:05:14,077 | 01:05:15,610 | Well, he also could have been the next Kenny g. | Well, he also could have been the next Kenny g. |
1440 | 01:05:15,612 | 01:05:16,912 | Maybe you did the world a favor. | Maybe you did the world a favor. |
1441 | 01:05:16,914 | 01:05:19,114 | I should go talk to him, maybe. | I should go talk to him, maybe. |
1442 | 01:05:19,116 | 01:05:20,849 | I should maybe talk to him and try to make amends, or something. | I should maybe talk to him and try to make amends, or something. |
1443 | 01:05:20,851 | 01:05:22,550 | Ron, you should go to the police. | Ron, you should go to the police. |
1444 | 01:05:22,552 | 01:05:24,219 | He's clearly the guy who's been sending you those body parts | He's clearly the guy who's been sending you those body parts |
1445 | 01:05:24,221 | 01:05:24,986 | and he's dangerous. | and he's dangerous. |
1446 | 01:05:24,988 | 01:05:26,121 | She's right, Ron. | She's right, Ron. |
1447 | 01:05:26,123 | 01:05:27,956 | Right? | Right? |
1448 | 01:05:28,524 | 01:05:30,258 | What? What's wrong? | What? What's wrong? |
1449 | 01:05:30,260 | 01:05:31,660 | Why are you looking at me like that? | Why are you looking at me like that? |
1450 | 01:05:31,662 | 01:05:33,228 | I'm just looking at you. | I'm just looking at you. |
1451 | 01:05:33,230 | 01:05:35,664 | You're so beautiful. | You're so beautiful. |
1452 | 01:05:35,666 | 01:05:39,534 | I can see why les wanted to put his dick in your mouth. | I can see why les wanted to put his dick in your mouth. |
1453 | 01:05:41,170 | 01:05:44,673 | I've gotten my fair share of hate mail all over the years, | I've gotten my fair share of hate mail all over the years, |
1454 | 01:05:44,675 | 01:05:48,510 | telling me I'm a scumbag, | telling me I'm a scumbag, |
1455 | 01:05:48,512 | 01:05:52,681 | the scourge of the earth, the cancer of the airwaves. | the scourge of the earth, the cancer of the airwaves. |
1456 | 01:05:52,683 | 01:05:56,418 | But no one's ever sent me a severed animal head, | But no one's ever sent me a severed animal head, |
1457 | 01:05:56,420 | 01:05:57,552 | until today. | until today. |
1458 | 01:05:57,554 | 01:05:59,187 | I think it was a cat, | I think it was a cat, |
1459 | 01:05:59,189 | 01:06:03,992 | I didn't keep it long enough to find out. | I didn't keep it long enough to find out. |
1460 | 01:06:03,994 | 01:06:07,562 | It was terrifying in a lot of ways, | It was terrifying in a lot of ways, |
1461 | 01:06:07,564 | 01:06:09,264 | knowing that someone went through the trouble | knowing that someone went through the trouble |
1462 | 01:06:09,266 | 01:06:10,699 | to send me such a thing. | to send me such a thing. |
1463 | 01:06:10,701 | 01:06:16,104 | I'm a little rattled, I will admit. | I'm a little rattled, I will admit. |
1464 | 01:06:16,106 | 01:06:18,039 | But I'm not deterred. | But I'm not deterred. |
1465 | 01:06:18,041 | 01:06:20,408 | The words I say, the opinions I take, | The words I say, the opinions I take, |
1466 | 01:06:20,410 | 01:06:22,978 | the thoughts in my head, they will not cease. | the thoughts in my head, they will not cease. |
1467 | 01:06:22,980 | 01:06:25,714 | They will flow from my mouth like a furious river. | They will flow from my mouth like a furious river. |
1468 | 01:06:25,716 | 01:06:29,617 | Decapitate all the cats in Brooklyn if you have to. | Decapitate all the cats in Brooklyn if you have to. |
1469 | 01:06:29,619 | 01:06:30,685 | Call in Isis! | Call in Isis! |
1470 | 01:06:30,687 | 01:06:33,188 | I will not be intimidated! | I will not be intimidated! |
1471 | 01:06:33,190 | 01:06:35,991 | You do not scare me! | You do not scare me! |
1472 | 01:06:39,628 | 01:06:42,998 | We're looking for a Mr. Wally Moore. | We're looking for a Mr. Wally Moore. |
1473 | 01:06:43,000 | 01:06:44,566 | That's me. | That's me. |
1474 | 01:06:44,568 | 01:06:48,503 | We would like to just ask you a couple questions. | We would like to just ask you a couple questions. |
1475 | 01:06:48,505 | 01:06:51,373 | Yeah, I've got a second. What's up? | Yeah, I've got a second. What's up? |
1476 | 01:06:51,375 | 01:06:56,344 | Do you have a place, we can speak privately? | Do you have a place, we can speak privately? |
1477 | 01:06:56,346 | 01:07:00,048 | Yeah, come on in back. | Yeah, come on in back. |
1478 | 01:07:00,050 | 01:07:02,083 | Thank you, sir. | Thank you, sir. |
1479 | 01:07:08,491 | 01:07:10,091 | So I got something here for you, | So I got something here for you, |
1480 | 01:07:10,093 | 01:07:11,393 | one of my favorite things. | one of my favorite things. |
1481 | 01:07:11,395 | 01:07:14,396 | This place has the best cupcakes in Brooklyn. | This place has the best cupcakes in Brooklyn. |
1482 | 01:07:14,398 | 01:07:17,032 | So these are red velvet, | So these are red velvet, |
1483 | 01:07:17,034 | 01:07:18,633 | - and they are to die for. - Dig in, buddy. | - and they are to die for. - Dig in, buddy. |
1484 | 01:07:18,635 | 01:07:20,568 | They are so good. | They are so good. |
1485 | 01:07:20,570 | 01:07:22,303 | Come on, have one, Wycoff. | Come on, have one, Wycoff. |
1486 | 01:07:22,305 | 01:07:25,106 | You don't eat sugar? You don't eat sweets? | You don't eat sugar? You don't eat sweets? |
1487 | 01:07:25,108 | 01:07:29,001 | Its good, right. It's delicious, it's amazing. | Its good, right. It's delicious, it's amazing. |
1488 | 01:07:29,027 | 01:07:30,078 | Awesome. | Awesome. |
1489 | 01:07:30,080 | 01:07:33,048 | So what's the status? | So what's the status? |
1490 | 01:07:35,117 | 01:07:38,686 | We got the DNA samples back from the body parts. | We got the DNA samples back from the body parts. |
1491 | 01:07:38,688 | 01:07:40,655 | Well, that's great. Who's the victim? | Well, that's great. Who's the victim? |
1492 | 01:07:40,657 | 01:07:42,257 | No idea. | No idea. |
1493 | 01:07:42,259 | 01:07:44,259 | We couldn't track the person. | We couldn't track the person. |
1494 | 01:07:44,261 | 01:07:47,395 | It's a male, white guy, that's all we know. | It's a male, white guy, that's all we know. |
1495 | 01:07:47,397 | 01:07:49,297 | That could be anybody. | That could be anybody. |
1496 | 01:07:49,299 | 01:07:52,634 | That's correct, there are a lot of white people in New York. | That's correct, there are a lot of white people in New York. |
1497 | 01:07:53,669 | 01:07:58,406 | Okay, so now what? What happens now? | Okay, so now what? What happens now? |
1498 | 01:07:58,408 | 01:08:01,743 | So, we don't know who it is. | So, we don't know who it is. |
1499 | 01:08:03,145 | 01:08:05,814 | But this is where it gets especially strange. | But this is where it gets especially strange. |
1500 | 01:08:05,816 | 01:08:07,182 | Okay. | Okay. |
1501 | 01:08:07,184 | 01:08:10,351 | The blood on the foot, it wasn't real. | The blood on the foot, it wasn't real. |
1502 | 01:08:10,353 | 01:08:12,821 | That doesn't make any sense at all. | That doesn't make any sense at all. |
1503 | 01:08:12,823 | 01:08:15,457 | That doesn't make any sense. | That doesn't make any sense. |
1504 | 01:08:15,459 | 01:08:17,859 | You're saying it's fake blood? | You're saying it's fake blood? |
1505 | 01:08:17,861 | 01:08:20,562 | Like fake blood from like, the fake blood store? | Like fake blood from like, the fake blood store? |
1506 | 01:08:20,564 | 01:08:22,764 | Tomato sauce. | Tomato sauce. |
1507 | 01:08:22,766 | 01:08:25,166 | Tomato... Tomato sauce? | Tomato... Tomato sauce? |
1508 | 01:08:25,168 | 01:08:27,602 | Marinara. | Marinara. |
1509 | 01:08:27,604 | 01:08:30,305 | Marinara? Marinara? | Marinara? Marinara? |
1510 | 01:08:30,307 | 01:08:31,840 | Marinara, marinara, like, the marinara sauce, | Marinara, marinara, like, the marinara sauce, |
1511 | 01:08:31,842 | 01:08:34,809 | yeah, marinara, marinara. Yeah. | yeah, marinara, marinara. Yeah. |
1512 | 01:08:34,811 | 01:08:38,580 | Why would the guy put marinara sauce on a real foot? | Why would the guy put marinara sauce on a real foot? |
1513 | 01:08:38,582 | 01:08:40,715 | - Why would he do that? - That, my friend, is a good question. | - Why would he do that? - That, my friend, is a good question. |
1514 | 01:08:40,717 | 01:08:42,317 | Yeah, and what's the answer? | Yeah, and what's the answer? |
1515 | 01:08:42,319 | 01:08:45,120 | I don't have the answer. The guy's probably nuts. | I don't have the answer. The guy's probably nuts. |
1516 | 01:08:45,122 | 01:08:47,455 | Yeah, the guys' probably nuts. | Yeah, the guys' probably nuts. |
1517 | 01:08:47,457 | 01:08:49,390 | You talked to the guy? | You talked to the guy? |
1518 | 01:08:49,392 | 01:08:51,359 | Which one? | Which one? |
1519 | 01:08:51,361 | 01:08:53,862 | Wally, the waiter, the guy I went to college with. | Wally, the waiter, the guy I went to college with. |
1520 | 01:08:53,864 | 01:08:57,398 | Yeah, yeah, that guy. Yeah, we talked to him. | Yeah, yeah, that guy. Yeah, we talked to him. |
1521 | 01:08:57,400 | 01:08:58,833 | And? | And? |
1522 | 01:08:58,835 | 01:09:01,503 | He didn't do it. | He didn't do it. |
1523 | 01:09:01,505 | 01:09:03,738 | - You didn't arrest the guy? - No. | - You didn't arrest the guy? - No. |
1524 | 01:09:03,740 | 01:09:05,140 | Why didn't you arrest the guy? | Why didn't you arrest the guy? |
1525 | 01:09:05,142 | 01:09:06,608 | I just told you, he didn't do it. | I just told you, he didn't do it. |
1526 | 01:09:06,610 | 01:09:07,742 | Of course he did it. | Of course he did it. |
1527 | 01:09:07,744 | 01:09:09,477 | This is the guy, I'm telling you... | This is the guy, I'm telling you... |
1528 | 01:09:09,479 | 01:09:12,614 | Look, we interviewed the guy and he was a really nice guy. | Look, we interviewed the guy and he was a really nice guy. |
1529 | 01:09:12,616 | 01:09:15,216 | - He's a very nice guy. - He is, yeah. | - He's a very nice guy. - He is, yeah. |
1530 | 01:09:15,218 | 01:09:17,585 | Ted Bundy was a nice guy, okay. | Ted Bundy was a nice guy, okay. |
1531 | 01:09:17,587 | 01:09:19,554 | Just because your nice doesn't mean you're not capable of | Just because your nice doesn't mean you're not capable of |
1532 | 01:09:19,556 | 01:09:21,890 | doing really fucked up crazy morbid up shit. | doing really fucked up crazy morbid up shit. |
1533 | 01:09:21,892 | 01:09:25,326 | Hey, watch the tone. | Hey, watch the tone. |
1534 | 01:09:25,328 | 01:09:29,330 | I got to remember this place. These cupcakes are awesome. | I got to remember this place. These cupcakes are awesome. |
1535 | 01:09:29,332 | 01:09:30,832 | Have another one. | Have another one. |
1536 | 01:10:01,564 | 01:10:03,231 | What? | What? |
1537 | 01:10:03,233 | 01:10:04,632 | Stop! | Stop! |
1538 | 01:10:04,634 | 01:10:06,734 | Police!!! | Police!!! |
1539 | 01:10:09,271 | 01:10:11,306 | Somebody stop her!! | Somebody stop her!! |
1540 | 01:10:24,486 | 01:10:27,789 | She ripped my heart out. I had no idea it was coming. | She ripped my heart out. I had no idea it was coming. |
1541 | 01:10:28,624 | 01:10:30,425 | Oh, shit! | Oh, shit! |
1542 | 01:10:45,307 | 01:10:48,676 | We don't understand why she was in Muslim garb. | We don't understand why she was in Muslim garb. |
1543 | 01:10:48,678 | 01:10:51,546 | No, this is something we just can't figure out. | No, this is something we just can't figure out. |
1544 | 01:10:51,548 | 01:10:55,717 | We raised her as a Greek orthodox. | We raised her as a Greek orthodox. |
1545 | 01:10:55,719 | 01:11:01,723 | You know, I think that she just really liked the style. | You know, I think that she just really liked the style. |
1546 | 01:11:01,725 | 01:11:04,692 | And she had very eclectic tastes. | And she had very eclectic tastes. |
1547 | 01:11:04,694 | 01:11:06,561 | Too bad it's not an Irish funeral, | Too bad it's not an Irish funeral, |
1548 | 01:11:06,563 | 01:11:08,763 | we could go get fucked up afterwards. | we could go get fucked up afterwards. |
1549 | 01:11:08,765 | 01:11:10,846 | Oh, that's what they do after an Irish funeral, right? | Oh, that's what they do after an Irish funeral, right? |
1550 | 01:11:10,872 | 01:11:11,366 | Yeah. | Yeah. |
1551 | 01:11:11,368 | 01:11:13,301 | - They all get wasted and dance around? - Yeah. | - They all get wasted and dance around? - Yeah. |
1552 | 01:11:13,303 | 01:11:14,669 | I've never been to one of those. | I've never been to one of those. |
1553 | 01:11:14,671 | 01:11:16,704 | Hey, listen... I'm going to have a photo opening | Hey, listen... I'm going to have a photo opening |
1554 | 01:11:16,706 | 01:11:18,773 | next week and I would love for you to come. | next week and I would love for you to come. |
1555 | 01:11:18,775 | 01:11:23,011 | You want to go to a photo show next week? | You want to go to a photo show next week? |
1556 | 01:11:23,013 | 01:11:24,445 | Yeah, sure. | Yeah, sure. |
1557 | 01:11:24,447 | 01:11:25,680 | Yeah, what kind of photos? | Yeah, what kind of photos? |
1558 | 01:11:25,682 | 01:11:27,849 | It's hardcore porn. | It's hardcore porn. |
1559 | 01:11:27,851 | 01:11:29,417 | We have to go now, les. | We have to go now, les. |
1560 | 01:11:29,419 | 01:11:31,653 | I'm sorry we can't ask you to come to dinner with us | I'm sorry we can't ask you to come to dinner with us |
1561 | 01:11:31,655 | 01:11:33,488 | but we only have a reservation for four. | but we only have a reservation for four. |
1562 | 01:11:33,490 | 01:11:36,591 | You'll come by later and we'll have some coffee. | You'll come by later and we'll have some coffee. |
1563 | 01:11:36,593 | 01:11:38,326 | Good, we have questions to ask. | Good, we have questions to ask. |
1564 | 01:11:38,328 | 01:11:40,028 | You take care of yourself. | You take care of yourself. |
1565 | 01:12:02,351 | 01:12:03,618 | Oh shit. | Oh shit. |
1566 | 01:12:03,620 | 01:12:05,787 | I forgot to put these by the grave. | I forgot to put these by the grave. |
1567 | 01:12:05,789 | 01:12:08,022 | I should go back, maybe. | I should go back, maybe. |
1568 | 01:12:08,024 | 01:12:09,524 | - I'll put them there for you. - Would you? | - I'll put them there for you. - Would you? |
1569 | 01:12:09,526 | 01:12:10,491 | Yeah, of course. | Yeah, of course. |
1570 | 01:12:10,493 | 01:12:12,393 | Thanks, I'm so exhausted. | Thanks, I'm so exhausted. |
1571 | 01:12:12,395 | 01:12:14,062 | I feel like I'm going to pass out. | I feel like I'm going to pass out. |
1572 | 01:12:14,064 | 01:12:15,463 | You don't look well. | You don't look well. |
1573 | 01:12:15,465 | 01:12:17,398 | Have you been drinking enough water? | Have you been drinking enough water? |
1574 | 01:12:17,400 | 01:12:18,599 | No. | No. |
1575 | 01:12:18,601 | 01:12:22,103 | Here les, drink this. I'll be back. | Here les, drink this. I'll be back. |
1576 | 01:12:27,109 | 01:12:29,510 | It was a nice ceremony. | It was a nice ceremony. |
1577 | 01:12:31,046 | 01:12:32,914 | When the priest kept saying, "ashes to ashes | When the priest kept saying, "ashes to ashes |
1578 | 01:12:32,916 | 01:12:35,049 | and dust to dust," | and dust to dust," |
1579 | 01:12:35,051 | 01:12:38,453 | all I could think about was how badly I wanted a cigarette. | all I could think about was how badly I wanted a cigarette. |
1580 | 01:12:41,090 | 01:12:43,891 | She's in a better place. | She's in a better place. |
1581 | 01:12:43,893 | 01:12:45,626 | You really think being in a wooden box, | You really think being in a wooden box, |
1582 | 01:12:45,628 | 01:12:48,129 | 6 feet under, is a better place? | 6 feet under, is a better place? |
1583 | 01:12:48,131 | 01:12:51,899 | Maybe, if you're agoraphobic. | Maybe, if you're agoraphobic. |
1584 | 01:12:54,703 | 01:12:57,138 | I haven't had a cigarette in 25 years. | I haven't had a cigarette in 25 years. |
1585 | 01:12:57,140 | 01:12:59,540 | Really? | Really? |
1586 | 01:12:59,542 | 01:13:02,910 | You know, a lot of people started smoking after 9/11. | You know, a lot of people started smoking after 9/11. |
1587 | 01:13:05,514 | 01:13:08,750 | Maybe the cigarette companies were behind it. | Maybe the cigarette companies were behind it. |
1588 | 01:13:19,996 | 01:13:23,531 | Where you're going to scatter the ashes? | Where you're going to scatter the ashes? |
1589 | 01:13:24,733 | 01:13:27,735 | What are you talking about? We just buried her. | What are you talking about? We just buried her. |
1590 | 01:13:28,804 | 01:13:31,506 | I knew that. My head's in the clouds. | I knew that. My head's in the clouds. |
1591 | 01:13:31,508 | 01:13:33,741 | Les, aren't Kate's parents coming by later? | Les, aren't Kate's parents coming by later? |
1592 | 01:13:33,743 | 01:13:35,977 | You want me to help clean some of this stuff up? | You want me to help clean some of this stuff up? |
1593 | 01:13:35,979 | 01:13:38,045 | No, no, it's okay. It's all right. | No, no, it's okay. It's all right. |
1594 | 01:13:38,047 | 01:13:39,647 | - Don't worry about it. - I don't mind. | - Don't worry about it. - I don't mind. |
1595 | 01:13:39,649 | 01:13:41,716 | - I would be happy to do it. - Yeah, I can help tidy up, too. | - I would be happy to do it. - Yeah, I can help tidy up, too. |
1596 | 01:13:41,718 | 01:13:43,050 | - I could vacuum. - No, Ron. | - I could vacuum. - No, Ron. |
1597 | 01:13:43,052 | 01:13:45,420 | Why don't you go home and I'll meet you later. | Why don't you go home and I'll meet you later. |
1598 | 01:13:45,422 | 01:13:47,054 | No, I want to keep les company. | No, I want to keep les company. |
1599 | 01:13:47,056 | 01:13:48,456 | He needs us. | He needs us. |
1600 | 01:13:48,458 | 01:13:52,727 | You should go. It's depressing here. | You should go. It's depressing here. |
1601 | 01:13:52,729 | 01:13:53,728 | Yeah. | Yeah. |
1602 | 01:14:01,904 | 01:14:04,005 | Are you kidding me? | Are you kidding me? |
1603 | 01:14:04,007 | 01:14:05,873 | Oh no. | Oh no. |
1604 | 01:14:05,875 | 01:14:07,642 | Fuck. | Fuck. |
1605 | 01:14:07,644 | 01:14:09,477 | Hong Kong café closed? | Hong Kong café closed? |
1606 | 01:14:09,479 | 01:14:11,446 | Oh, yeah, man. | Oh, yeah, man. |
1607 | 01:14:11,448 | 01:14:12,814 | That was my favorite restaurant. | That was my favorite restaurant. |
1608 | 01:14:12,816 | 01:14:15,082 | Dude, it was mine too. | Dude, it was mine too. |
1609 | 01:14:15,084 | 01:14:16,984 | But you heard what happened, right? | But you heard what happened, right? |
1610 | 01:14:16,986 | 01:14:18,453 | Yeah, I heard. | Yeah, I heard. |
1611 | 01:14:18,455 | 01:14:19,620 | Yeah, it was crazy. | Yeah, it was crazy. |
1612 | 01:14:19,622 | 01:14:23,224 | I didn't eat a severed... He didn't eat a severed penis. | I didn't eat a severed... He didn't eat a severed penis. |
1613 | 01:14:23,226 | 01:14:24,859 | That's not what happened. | That's not what happened. |
1614 | 01:14:24,861 | 01:14:28,129 | Cos I heard he ate a whole severed penis. | Cos I heard he ate a whole severed penis. |
1615 | 01:14:28,131 | 01:14:29,630 | No, man, you're misinformed. | No, man, you're misinformed. |
1616 | 01:14:29,632 | 01:14:35,870 | He didn't... He didn't... It didn't happen, so. | He didn't... He didn't... It didn't happen, so. |
1617 | 01:14:35,872 | 01:14:38,906 | Did you see the rap video, though? | Did you see the rap video, though? |
1618 | 01:14:38,908 | 01:14:41,042 | Rap video? | Rap video? |
1619 | 01:14:41,044 | 01:14:44,879 | You're telling me, you did not see penis in my Chinese food? | You're telling me, you did not see penis in my Chinese food? |
1620 | 01:14:44,881 | 01:14:46,614 | Penis in my Chinese food? | Penis in my Chinese food? |
1621 | 01:14:46,616 | 01:14:48,683 | Man, I can't let you leave without seeing this video. | Man, I can't let you leave without seeing this video. |
1622 | 01:14:48,685 | 01:14:50,518 | Dude, this is funny. | Dude, this is funny. |
1623 | 01:14:50,520 | 01:14:52,253 | There's a penis in my Chinese food. | There's a penis in my Chinese food. |
1624 | 01:14:52,255 | 01:14:54,655 | You put the penis in my Chinese food. | You put the penis in my Chinese food. |
1625 | 01:14:54,657 | 01:14:56,958 | You put the penis in my Chinese food. | You put the penis in my Chinese food. |
1626 | 01:14:56,960 | 01:14:59,160 | Oh shit, that ain't good! | Oh shit, that ain't good! |
1627 | 01:14:59,162 | 01:15:01,262 | You put the penis in my Chinese food! | You put the penis in my Chinese food! |
1628 | 01:15:01,264 | 01:15:03,531 | I was hungry so I made an order... | I was hungry so I made an order... |
1629 | 01:15:03,533 | 01:15:07,502 | - No, this is funny, man. - That's not funny. | - No, this is funny, man. - That's not funny. |
1630 | 01:15:07,504 | 01:15:11,739 | Is in the shitter, because of stuff like this. | Is in the shitter, because of stuff like this. |
1631 | 01:15:11,741 | 01:15:13,941 | You laughing at it enables insipid culture. | You laughing at it enables insipid culture. |
1632 | 01:15:13,943 | 01:15:15,109 | You should be ashamed of yourself. | You should be ashamed of yourself. |
1633 | 01:15:15,111 | 01:15:17,612 | Yo, dude. It's just a video. | Yo, dude. It's just a video. |
1634 | 01:15:17,614 | 01:15:19,847 | Lighten the fuck up. | Lighten the fuck up. |
1635 | 01:15:25,521 | 01:15:26,521 | Who's that? | Who's that? |
1636 | 01:15:26,523 | 01:15:29,056 | I ordered Chinese food. | I ordered Chinese food. |
1637 | 01:15:29,058 | 01:15:30,525 | Keep the change. | Keep the change. |
1638 | 01:15:30,527 | 01:15:32,159 | Thanks. | Thanks. |
1639 | 01:15:36,532 | 01:15:37,965 | Should I just throw this cheese out? | Should I just throw this cheese out? |
1640 | 01:15:37,967 | 01:15:40,134 | Just leave it on the counter. | Just leave it on the counter. |
1641 | 01:15:40,136 | 01:15:42,236 | Kate's parents might be hungry. | Kate's parents might be hungry. |
1642 | 01:15:42,238 | 01:15:44,805 | - Ok, sure. - Thanks. | - Ok, sure. - Thanks. |
1643 | 01:16:01,256 | 01:16:04,125 | That's such a nice picture of you two. | That's such a nice picture of you two. |
1644 | 01:16:04,127 | 01:16:06,594 | Yeah. | Yeah. |
1645 | 01:16:06,596 | 01:16:09,730 | You two were always smiling. | You two were always smiling. |
1646 | 01:16:09,732 | 01:16:12,066 | You looked so happy. | You looked so happy. |
1647 | 01:16:13,302 | 01:16:15,803 | We weren't. | We weren't. |
1648 | 01:16:17,773 | 01:16:22,076 | But, then, who really is? | But, then, who really is? |
1649 | 01:16:23,879 | 01:16:26,347 | I'm not. | I'm not. |
1650 | 01:16:28,317 | 01:16:32,153 | I didn't think I could feel any emptier. | I didn't think I could feel any emptier. |
1651 | 01:16:39,294 | 01:16:42,663 | I feel exactly the same way. | I feel exactly the same way. |
1652 | 01:16:45,901 | 01:16:49,837 | Is this where we're supposed to kiss? | Is this where we're supposed to kiss? |
1653 | 01:16:50,872 | 01:16:53,240 | Do you want to? | Do you want to? |
1654 | 01:16:53,242 | 01:16:55,810 | I'm not sure. | I'm not sure. |
1655 | 01:16:57,079 | 01:17:00,881 | - What do you want, les? - Another blowjob? | - What do you want, les? - Another blowjob? |
1656 | 01:17:22,404 | 01:17:24,872 | How's it going, man? | How's it going, man? |
1657 | 01:17:24,874 | 01:17:26,340 | Good. | Good. |
1658 | 01:17:26,342 | 01:17:28,209 | Do you mind if I sit down? | Do you mind if I sit down? |
1659 | 01:17:28,211 | 01:17:29,910 | Go for it. | Go for it. |
1660 | 01:17:29,912 | 01:17:31,879 | Thanks. | Thanks. |
1661 | 01:17:39,955 | 01:17:42,156 | I know it was you. | I know it was you. |
1662 | 01:17:45,128 | 01:17:47,261 | You got me. | You got me. |
1663 | 01:17:57,239 | 01:18:01,208 | I'm not a good person. | I'm not a good person. |
1664 | 01:18:01,210 | 01:18:06,681 | Yeah, but you've got a nice cock. | Yeah, but you've got a nice cock. |
1665 | 01:18:06,683 | 01:18:10,017 | I guess that's all that matters. | I guess that's all that matters. |
1666 | 01:18:10,952 | 01:18:12,219 | So, you got my name and information | So, you got my name and information |
1667 | 01:18:12,221 | 01:18:14,388 | from my credit card, obviously. | from my credit card, obviously. |
1668 | 01:18:14,390 | 01:18:19,794 | How about the body parts? Where did you get those? | How about the body parts? Where did you get those? |
1669 | 01:18:19,796 | 01:18:21,328 | I got this buddy up in saskatchewan | I got this buddy up in saskatchewan |
1670 | 01:18:21,330 | 01:18:22,997 | who works in a morgue. | who works in a morgue. |
1671 | 01:18:22,999 | 01:18:25,866 | Sometimes they get bodies they can't identify, so. | Sometimes they get bodies they can't identify, so. |
1672 | 01:18:25,868 | 01:18:27,268 | He owed me a favor. | He owed me a favor. |
1673 | 01:18:27,270 | 01:18:29,704 | I had him send me a cooler of parts. | I had him send me a cooler of parts. |
1674 | 01:18:29,706 | 01:18:32,139 | He didn't ask you why you needed the body parts? | He didn't ask you why you needed the body parts? |
1675 | 01:18:32,141 | 01:18:33,474 | Not really. | Not really. |
1676 | 01:18:33,476 | 01:18:35,810 | I just told him I was working on an art project | I just told him I was working on an art project |
1677 | 01:18:35,812 | 01:18:38,145 | about suicide bombers. | about suicide bombers. |
1678 | 01:18:38,147 | 01:18:39,814 | That's interesting. | That's interesting. |
1679 | 01:18:39,816 | 01:18:41,882 | Are you an artist? | Are you an artist? |
1680 | 01:18:43,852 | 01:18:46,087 | Not anymore. | Not anymore. |
1681 | 01:19:01,436 | 01:19:04,338 | That'll be Kate's parents. | That'll be Kate's parents. |
1682 | 01:19:09,745 | 01:19:12,947 | I have to go pretend that I care about them. | I have to go pretend that I care about them. |
1683 | 01:19:15,183 | 01:19:17,985 | It'll be okay. | It'll be okay. |
1684 | 01:19:31,066 | 01:19:34,168 | Then again, maybe it won't. | Then again, maybe it won't. |
1685 | 01:19:34,170 | 01:19:35,936 | All right, what about the cops? | All right, what about the cops? |
1686 | 01:19:35,938 | 01:19:39,340 | That was easy. I just told them I didn't do it. | That was easy. I just told them I didn't do it. |
1687 | 01:19:39,342 | 01:19:42,309 | Yeah, they were in a hurry to do something. | Yeah, they were in a hurry to do something. |
1688 | 01:19:42,311 | 01:19:44,478 | They wanted to go to a café to get cupcakes, | They wanted to go to a café to get cupcakes, |
1689 | 01:19:44,480 | 01:19:46,046 | or something? | or something? |
1690 | 01:19:46,048 | 01:19:47,348 | Fucking cupcakes? | Fucking cupcakes? |
1691 | 01:19:47,350 | 01:19:49,116 | Yeah, what's that all about? | Yeah, what's that all about? |
1692 | 01:19:49,118 | 01:19:51,786 | All right, what about the tomato sauce? | All right, what about the tomato sauce? |
1693 | 01:19:51,788 | 01:19:56,423 | Yeah, you put tomato sauce on the body parts? | Yeah, you put tomato sauce on the body parts? |
1694 | 01:19:56,425 | 01:19:58,259 | Oh yeah. | Oh yeah. |
1695 | 01:19:58,261 | 01:20:00,461 | Why did you do that? | Why did you do that? |
1696 | 01:20:00,463 | 01:20:03,497 | Dramatic effect. I wanted to scare you. | Dramatic effect. I wanted to scare you. |
1697 | 01:20:03,499 | 01:20:06,233 | Look, body parts alone are scary, okay. | Look, body parts alone are scary, okay. |
1698 | 01:20:06,235 | 01:20:10,237 | You didn't need the tomato sauce, you know. | You didn't need the tomato sauce, you know. |
1699 | 01:20:10,239 | 01:20:11,872 | When I looked at it, | When I looked at it, |
1700 | 01:20:11,874 | 01:20:14,508 | it felt like it needed something a little extra, you know? | it felt like it needed something a little extra, you know? |
1701 | 01:20:14,510 | 01:20:17,478 | Why didn't you use fake blood? | Why didn't you use fake blood? |
1702 | 01:20:17,480 | 01:20:22,449 | Okay, so my grandma is really into making this marinara sauce | Okay, so my grandma is really into making this marinara sauce |
1703 | 01:20:22,451 | 01:20:25,186 | that's an old family recipe. | that's an old family recipe. |
1704 | 01:20:25,188 | 01:20:27,955 | She makes jars and jars of it and sends it to me all the time | She makes jars and jars of it and sends it to me all the time |
1705 | 01:20:27,957 | 01:20:30,124 | and I love the stuff, | and I love the stuff, |
1706 | 01:20:30,126 | 01:20:31,859 | but I can't eat it because it gives me heart burn | but I can't eat it because it gives me heart burn |
1707 | 01:20:31,861 | 01:20:34,427 | and I can't bring myself to throw it away. | and I can't bring myself to throw it away. |
1708 | 01:20:34,453 | 01:20:35,262 | I got it. | I got it. |
1709 | 01:20:35,264 | 01:20:36,564 | - I don't like to waste. - I understand. | - I don't like to waste. - I understand. |
1710 | 01:20:36,566 | 01:20:38,833 | Listen, can I ask you a question? | Listen, can I ask you a question? |
1711 | 01:20:38,835 | 01:20:43,070 | After all these years... It happened such a long time ago. | After all these years... It happened such a long time ago. |
1712 | 01:20:43,072 | 01:20:45,606 | Why did you do it now? | Why did you do it now? |
1713 | 01:20:47,309 | 01:20:50,211 | Did you ever lose something you really love? | Did you ever lose something you really love? |
1714 | 01:20:50,612 | 01:20:52,613 | No. | No. |
1715 | 01:20:54,382 | 01:20:56,150 | All right. Well, I'll tell you... | All right. Well, I'll tell you... |
1716 | 01:20:56,152 | 01:20:57,585 | Actually, I just lost a friend. | Actually, I just lost a friend. |
1717 | 01:20:57,587 | 01:20:59,153 | We buried her today. My god. | We buried her today. My god. |
1718 | 01:20:59,155 | 01:21:01,889 | She died a couple of days ago. | She died a couple of days ago. |
1719 | 01:21:01,891 | 01:21:03,924 | I liked her. I loved her. | I liked her. I loved her. |
1720 | 01:21:03,926 | 01:21:05,559 | We were friends. | We were friends. |
1721 | 01:21:05,561 | 01:21:09,063 | But my wife... I love her. | But my wife... I love her. |
1722 | 01:21:09,065 | 01:21:14,401 | If anything happened to her, I don't know what I'd do. | If anything happened to her, I don't know what I'd do. |
1723 | 01:21:14,403 | 01:21:17,872 | I loved the saxophone, Ron. | I loved the saxophone, Ron. |
1724 | 01:21:17,874 | 01:21:21,442 | Look, I'm sorry, but you can still play, can't you? | Look, I'm sorry, but you can still play, can't you? |
1725 | 01:21:21,444 | 01:21:24,445 | Remember that one-armed drummer from that band in the eighties | Remember that one-armed drummer from that band in the eighties |
1726 | 01:21:24,447 | 01:21:26,313 | no one listens to anymore. | no one listens to anymore. |
1727 | 01:21:26,315 | 01:21:28,249 | Remember that guy? He got in a car accident. | Remember that guy? He got in a car accident. |
1728 | 01:21:28,251 | 01:21:31,051 | Def Leppard is not Charlie Parker, dude. | Def Leppard is not Charlie Parker, dude. |
1729 | 01:21:31,053 | 01:21:35,890 | - That's a totally different thing. - I know, I know, okay. | - That's a totally different thing. - I know, I know, okay. |
1730 | 01:21:35,892 | 01:21:37,558 | Look man, I can't go the rest of my life | Look man, I can't go the rest of my life |
1731 | 01:21:37,560 | 01:21:41,095 | I can't be terrified every time I open my mail. | I can't be terrified every time I open my mail. |
1732 | 01:21:41,097 | 01:21:44,164 | You know, I need some kind of assurance that we're cool. | You know, I need some kind of assurance that we're cool. |
1733 | 01:21:44,166 | 01:21:45,466 | We're cool. We're cool. | We're cool. We're cool. |
1734 | 01:21:45,468 | 01:21:48,235 | I'm out of body parts, anyway. | I'm out of body parts, anyway. |
1735 | 01:21:48,237 | 01:21:49,470 | - Really? - Yeah. | - Really? - Yeah. |
1736 | 01:21:49,472 | 01:21:52,039 | So, a finger, a foot, and a penis. | So, a finger, a foot, and a penis. |
1737 | 01:21:52,041 | 01:21:53,440 | That's all your friend sent you? | That's all your friend sent you? |
1738 | 01:21:53,442 | 01:21:55,542 | Finger, foot and penis. Yeah. | Finger, foot and penis. Yeah. |
1739 | 01:21:55,544 | 01:22:00,281 | That thing with the Chinese restaurant and the penis. | That thing with the Chinese restaurant and the penis. |
1740 | 01:22:00,283 | 01:22:02,416 | That video was all over the Internet, man. | That video was all over the Internet, man. |
1741 | 01:22:02,418 | 01:22:06,553 | It's not funny, man. It's not funny. | It's not funny, man. It's not funny. |
1742 | 01:22:06,555 | 01:22:08,689 | That restaurant went out of business. | That restaurant went out of business. |
1743 | 01:22:08,691 | 01:22:11,258 | Oh, well. I didn't want that to happen. | Oh, well. I didn't want that to happen. |
1744 | 01:22:11,260 | 01:22:14,328 | He was a really nice guy and he had a family. | He was a really nice guy and he had a family. |
1745 | 01:22:14,330 | 01:22:15,930 | Well, I'd take that back. | Well, I'd take that back. |
1746 | 01:22:15,932 | 01:22:17,231 | If I could take it back, I would. | If I could take it back, I would. |
1747 | 01:22:17,233 | 01:22:19,066 | I would take it back. | I would take it back. |
1748 | 01:22:19,068 | 01:22:21,368 | Well, if I could go back twenty years ago, | Well, if I could go back twenty years ago, |
1749 | 01:22:21,370 | 01:22:22,970 | I would have never gone to that frat party, | I would have never gone to that frat party, |
1750 | 01:22:22,972 | 01:22:24,471 | that's for sure. | that's for sure. |
1751 | 01:22:31,479 | 01:22:34,515 | It's good to have closure. | It's good to have closure. |
1752 | 01:22:34,517 | 01:22:37,985 | There's no such thing as closure, Ron. | There's no such thing as closure, Ron. |
1753 | 01:22:42,958 | 01:22:44,491 | None of us are saints. | None of us are saints. |
1754 | 01:22:44,493 | 01:22:49,063 | None of us are perfect. We're fallible. | None of us are perfect. We're fallible. |
1755 | 01:22:49,065 | 01:22:50,731 | We're vulnerable. | We're vulnerable. |
1756 | 01:22:50,733 | 01:22:55,002 | And ultimately, we are responsible for our actions. | And ultimately, we are responsible for our actions. |
1757 | 01:22:55,004 | 01:22:57,504 | The choices we make, the things we do, | The choices we make, the things we do, |
1758 | 01:22:57,506 | 01:23:04,111 | and yes, the words we say, they all have an effect, | and yes, the words we say, they all have an effect, |
1759 | 01:23:04,113 | 01:23:07,081 | for better or worse. | for better or worse. |
1760 | 01:23:07,083 | 01:23:14,254 | For every person I inspire, there's someone else I piss off. | For every person I inspire, there's someone else I piss off. |
1761 | 01:23:14,256 | 01:23:19,526 | For every innocent life lost, there's a thousand saved. | For every innocent life lost, there's a thousand saved. |
1762 | 01:23:19,528 | 01:23:22,129 | Flowers grow, flowers die. | Flowers grow, flowers die. |
1763 | 01:23:22,131 | 01:23:24,698 | The earth spins itself round and round. | The earth spins itself round and round. |
1764 | 01:23:24,700 | 01:23:28,335 | None of us know what's going to happen tomorrow. | None of us know what's going to happen tomorrow. |
1765 | 01:23:31,239 | 01:23:34,341 | Maybe it's not that simple. | Maybe it's not that simple. |
1766 | 01:23:34,343 | 01:23:37,578 | Maybe it is. I don't have the answers. | Maybe it is. I don't have the answers. |
1767 | 01:23:37,580 | 01:23:42,449 | I'm just one man talking into a microphone. | I'm just one man talking into a microphone. |
1768 | 01:23:44,386 | 01:23:46,587 | I fucked les. | I fucked les. |
1769 | 01:23:46,589 | 01:23:51,558 | Anyway, it is Tuesday night and you know what that means. | Anyway, it is Tuesday night and you know what that means. |
1770 | 01:23:51,560 | 01:23:55,062 | I want to hear the worst thing you've ever done. | I want to hear the worst thing you've ever done. |
1771 | 01:23:55,064 | 01:23:57,498 | If you're brave enough to share your story, | If you're brave enough to share your story, |
1772 | 01:23:57,500 | 01:23:59,433 | please, give me a call. | please, give me a call. |
1773 | 01:23:59,435 | 01:24:01,168 | Phil, you're on the air. | Phil, you're on the air. |
1774 | 01:24:01,170 | 01:24:03,604 | Worst thing you've ever done? | Worst thing you've ever done? |
1775 | 01:24:03,606 | 01:24:06,440 | I haven't done my worst thing yet. | I haven't done my worst thing yet. |
1776 | 01:24:06,442 | 01:24:08,709 | Well, everyone's done their worst. | Well, everyone's done their worst. |
1777 | 01:24:08,711 | 01:24:12,546 | Even if it's a white lie, it's still something. | Even if it's a white lie, it's still something. |
1778 | 01:24:12,548 | 01:24:15,582 | I'm going to do my worst thing soon. | I'm going to do my worst thing soon. |
1779 | 01:24:15,584 | 01:24:18,052 | Oh yeah. What's that going to be? | Oh yeah. What's that going to be? |
1780 | 01:24:18,054 | 01:24:21,188 | I'm going to kill you. | I'm going to kill you. |
1781 | 01:24:21,190 | 01:24:23,290 | Oh. | Oh. |
1782 | 01:24:23,292 | 01:24:24,825 | Is that right? | Is that right? |
1783 | 01:24:24,827 | 01:24:26,794 | You deserve to die. | You deserve to die. |
1784 | 01:24:26,796 | 01:24:28,328 | Why's that? | Why's that? |
1785 | 01:24:28,330 | 01:24:32,066 | I'm assuming you're the guy sending me animal parts | I'm assuming you're the guy sending me animal parts |
1786 | 01:24:32,068 | 01:24:34,134 | in the mail? | in the mail? |
1787 | 01:24:34,736 | 01:24:35,636 | Hello. | Hello. |
1788 | 01:24:35,638 | 01:24:37,738 | You will die tonight. | You will die tonight. |
1789 | 01:24:37,740 | 01:24:41,408 | Can we get a trace on this call? | Can we get a trace on this call? |
1790 | 01:25:06,301 | 01:25:09,570 | - Hi. - Hey. | - Hi. - Hey. |
1791 | 01:25:10,472 | 01:25:12,372 | Smells good. | Smells good. |
1792 | 01:25:12,374 | 01:25:15,843 | Yeah, it's a new recipe. | Yeah, it's a new recipe. |
1793 | 01:25:15,845 | 01:25:18,479 | Awesome. | Awesome. |
1794 | 01:25:18,481 | 01:25:21,248 | I want to smell. Let me smell that. | I want to smell. Let me smell that. |
1795 | 01:25:21,250 | 01:25:24,451 | - Ooh. Hi. - Hi. | - Ooh. Hi. - Hi. |
1796 | 01:25:28,156 | 01:25:30,524 | Hey, you've got a package. | Hey, you've got a package. |
1797 | 01:25:30,526 | 01:25:32,526 | I do? | I do? |
1798 | 01:25:32,528 | 01:25:34,895 | It's from Ron. | It's from Ron. |
1799 | 01:25:35,530 | 01:25:37,498 | Really? | Really? |
1800 | 01:25:42,203 | 01:25:43,804 | How's he doing, by the way? | How's he doing, by the way? |
1801 | 01:25:43,806 | 01:25:45,873 | Don't ask. | Don't ask. |
1802 | 01:26:06,262 | 01:26:08,228 | Jesus! | Jesus! |
1803 | 01:26:13,668 | 01:26:18,172 | Mr. Welz. Are you all right? | Mr. Welz. Are you all right? |
1804 | 01:26:18,174 | 01:26:20,641 | I'm good, Christopher. Thanks for asking. | I'm good, Christopher. Thanks for asking. |
1805 | 01:26:20,643 | 01:26:21,775 | How are you? | How are you? |
1806 | 01:26:21,777 | 01:26:23,477 | I'm fine. | I'm fine. |
1807 | 01:26:23,479 | 01:26:25,212 | Did you miss me? | Did you miss me? |
1808 | 01:26:25,214 | 01:26:28,248 | Did any of you all miss me? | Did any of you all miss me? |
1809 | 01:26:32,353 | 01:26:35,789 | Nobody loves Mr. Welz anymore. | Nobody loves Mr. Welz anymore. |
1810 | 01:26:40,328 | 01:26:42,796 | What happened? | What happened? |
1811 | 01:26:49,405 | 01:26:51,738 | But I really don't want to get into it. | But I really don't want to get into it. |
1812 | 01:26:51,740 | 01:26:54,474 | Do we have something to do? | Do we have something to do? |
1813 | 01:26:54,476 | 01:26:55,976 | What are we supposed to be doing today? | What are we supposed to be doing today? |
1814 | 01:26:55,978 | 01:26:59,346 | Isn't... Something... Something... | Isn't... Something... Something... |
1815 | 01:26:59,348 | 01:27:03,584 | Well, our papers on "alternative approaches to war" | Well, our papers on "alternative approaches to war" |
1816 | 01:27:03,586 | 01:27:04,952 | were due today. | were due today. |
1817 | 01:27:06,889 | 01:27:08,488 | They were due. | They were due. |
1818 | 01:27:08,490 | 01:27:10,390 | Alternative approaches to war, that's right. | Alternative approaches to war, that's right. |
1819 | 01:27:10,392 | 01:27:13,327 | Yeah. Okay. | Yeah. Okay. |
1820 | 01:27:13,329 | 01:27:15,862 | Does anyone want to read their paper? | Does anyone want to read their paper? |
1821 | 01:27:18,399 | 01:27:20,834 | Kimberly. Of course you do. | Kimberly. Of course you do. |
1822 | 01:27:20,836 | 01:27:23,503 | Kimberly, with all the answers. | Kimberly, with all the answers. |
1823 | 01:27:23,505 | 01:27:24,938 | Well, you don't have all the answers. | Well, you don't have all the answers. |
1824 | 01:27:24,940 | 01:27:26,840 | Put your hand down. You don't have any answers. | Put your hand down. You don't have any answers. |
1825 | 01:27:26,842 | 01:27:28,442 | Nobody has any answers, okay. | Nobody has any answers, okay. |
1826 | 01:27:28,444 | 01:27:30,911 | There's no, there's no, there's no... | There's no, there's no, there's no... |
1827 | 01:27:30,913 | 01:27:36,850 | Rain, I want to hear your paper, actually. | Rain, I want to hear your paper, actually. |
1828 | 01:27:36,852 | 01:27:39,353 | Come up here and enlighten us with your | Come up here and enlighten us with your |
1829 | 01:27:39,355 | 01:27:40,787 | alternative approaches to war. | alternative approaches to war. |
1830 | 01:27:40,789 | 01:27:45,425 | I'm really curious as to what you think about all this, | I'm really curious as to what you think about all this, |
1831 | 01:27:45,427 | 01:27:47,361 | you know. | you know. |
1832 | 01:27:47,662 | 01:27:49,930 | Because I've learned something, I think. | Because I've learned something, I think. |
1833 | 01:27:49,932 | 01:27:52,532 | Which is right, it is all bullshit. | Which is right, it is all bullshit. |
1834 | 01:27:52,534 | 01:27:54,268 | You were trying to say that all along | You were trying to say that all along |
1835 | 01:27:54,270 | 01:27:59,773 | because we are just destined to repeat the mistakes of the past, | because we are just destined to repeat the mistakes of the past, |
1836 | 01:27:59,775 | 01:28:02,409 | you know. | you know. |
1837 | 01:28:02,411 | 01:28:04,044 | The byzantine empire, the Roman empire, | The byzantine empire, the Roman empire, |
1838 | 01:28:04,046 | 01:28:06,413 | the ottoman empire, they all fell | the ottoman empire, they all fell |
1839 | 01:28:06,415 | 01:28:09,349 | and our empire's going to fall too. | and our empire's going to fall too. |
1840 | 01:28:09,351 | 01:28:11,318 | One day, it's going to collapse, boom, | One day, it's going to collapse, boom, |
1841 | 01:28:11,320 | 01:28:14,721 | although they built another one in its place, | although they built another one in its place, |
1842 | 01:28:14,723 | 01:28:18,458 | there's still going to be something missing, you know. | there's still going to be something missing, you know. |
1843 | 01:28:18,460 | 01:28:20,060 | Face it. | Face it. |
1844 | 01:28:20,062 | 01:28:24,431 | We're pretty much fucked! | We're pretty much fucked! |
1845 | 01:28:27,535 | 01:28:32,039 | Anyway, rain. Please, read your paper. | Anyway, rain. Please, read your paper. |
1846 | 01:28:32,041 | 01:28:33,707 | Everyone's listening. | Everyone's listening. |