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1 00:00:02,390 00:00:04,000 Shadow, Shadow,
2 00:00:04,090 00:00:05,520 we're gonna be releasing you later this afternoon. we're gonna be releasing you later this afternoon.
3 00:00:05,650 00:00:06,520 Your wife ... Your wife ...
4 00:00:08,480 00:00:10,050 ...she died in the early hours of this morning. ...she died in the early hours of this morning.
5 00:00:14,840 00:00:16,270 - My lucky coin. - My lucky coin.
6 00:00:19,970 00:00:22,630 Give me my fucking coin, dead wife. Give me my fucking coin, dead wife.
7 00:00:22,760 00:00:24,410 You get your life back; I get my coin. You get your life back; I get my coin.
8 00:00:24,540 00:00:26,460 Deal's off, I'm keeping your fucking coin. Deal's off, I'm keeping your fucking coin.
9 00:00:26,590 00:00:28,680 I usually end up getting what I want. I usually end up getting what I want.
10 00:00:28,810 00:00:31,460 I could be Mr. Wednesday with a shake of the hand. I could be Mr. Wednesday with a shake of the hand.
11 00:00:31,590 00:00:33,510 I could use a fellow like you. I could use a fellow like you.
12 00:00:33,640 00:00:34,900 You're my man now. You're my man now.
13 00:00:35,030 00:00:37,030 When you start to piss me off, I'm gone. When you start to piss me off, I'm gone.
14 00:00:37,160 00:00:38,380 We have a compact. We have a compact.
15 00:00:41,120 00:00:42,170 Hello, Shadow. Hello, Shadow.
16 00:00:43,560 00:00:44,780 You're working for Wednesday. You're working for Wednesday.
17 00:00:44,910 00:00:45,950 Yeah. Yeah.
18 00:00:46,080 00:00:48,040 What is it Wednesday is up to? What is it Wednesday is up to?
19 00:00:48,390 00:00:50,610 You want us to go to war. You want us to go to war.
20 00:00:50,740 00:00:53,660 Believe me, these New Gods are not going anywhere soon. Believe me, these New Gods are not going anywhere soon.
21 00:00:53,740 00:00:56,790 They've already replaced us; now they want to destroy us. They've already replaced us; now they want to destroy us.
22 00:00:57,700 00:00:59,450 Your attack will only work against you. Your attack will only work against you.
23 00:00:59,580 00:01:01,750 Make it easier for Odin to convince Make it easier for Odin to convince
24 00:01:01,840 00:01:03,750 those who were on the fence to join his cause. those who were on the fence to join his cause.
25 00:01:05,190 00:01:07,580 Guard my spear as you will guard my life. Guard my spear as you will guard my life.
26 00:01:07,670 00:01:10,800 Wars are coming, Shadow. I have a big role for you. Wars are coming, Shadow. I have a big role for you.
27 00:01:12,630 00:01:15,070 I was killed by a God. Which fucking God?! I was killed by a God. Which fucking God?!
28 00:01:15,200 00:01:16,640 Wednesday. Wednesday.
29 00:01:17,990 00:01:19,290 Fuck that guy. Fuck that guy.
30 00:01:20,210 00:01:21,080 I guess I believe in him. I guess I believe in him.
31 00:01:22,120 00:01:23,510 I wanna believe in you. I wanna believe in you.
32 00:01:23,640 00:01:24,910 He's Wednesday's now. He's Wednesday's now.
33 00:01:24,990 00:01:26,470 Hurts when someone takes what's yours. Hurts when someone takes what's yours.
34 00:01:27,170 00:01:28,560 Love... Love...
35 00:01:28,690 00:01:31,480 is the most powerful weapon of war. is the most powerful weapon of war.
36 00:01:32,390 00:01:34,870 Love and war may sit on opposite sides of a coin, Love and war may sit on opposite sides of a coin,
37 00:01:35,310 00:01:37,310 but only so they may never meet. but only so they may never meet.
38 00:01:38,050 00:01:39,660 What do you think happens What do you think happens
39 00:01:39,790 00:01:40,920 when you touch a God? when you touch a God?
40 00:01:43,140 00:01:44,490 What happened to our arrangement? What happened to our arrangement?
41 00:01:44,620 00:01:46,060 Go help save Shadow. Go help save Shadow.
42 00:01:46,190 00:01:47,410 You owe me a battle, Grimnir. You owe me a battle, Grimnir.
43 00:01:48,060 00:01:49,840 You really want to know why I picked you? You really want to know why I picked you?
44 00:01:49,930 00:01:51,320 Just tell me. Just tell me.
45 00:01:51,450 00:01:52,800 We are the same. We are the same.
46 00:01:54,940 00:01:56,420 Motto: Like father, like son. Motto: Like father, like son.
47 00:01:56,550 00:01:58,720 Sometimes you remind me of my son. Sometimes you remind me of my son.
48 00:01:58,850 00:01:59,900 - Your son? - Your son?
49 00:02:00,030 00:02:01,070 I want to believe in you. I want to believe in you.
50 00:02:01,860 00:02:03,550 Gods are real if you believe in them. Gods are real if you believe in them.
51 00:02:05,210 00:02:07,430 The storm is coming. The storm is coming.
52 00:02:12,260 00:02:14,480 Whoever did this, I curse. Whoever did this, I curse.
53 00:02:15,830 00:02:16,740 Fuck! Fuck!
54 00:02:20,530 00:02:22,220 Someone here is gonna die soon. Someone here is gonna die soon.
55 00:02:22,660 00:02:24,230 Don't get in the fucking way. Don't get in the fucking way.
56 00:02:29,710 00:02:31,230 Sweeney died last night. Sweeney died last night.
57 00:02:33,060 00:02:34,060 I'm gonna kill Wednesday. I'm gonna kill Wednesday.
58 00:02:34,190 00:02:35,370 Are you gonna try and stop me? Are you gonna try and stop me?
59 00:02:35,930 00:02:37,330 - Free country. - Free country.
60 00:02:38,980 00:02:40,630 State police agencies have connected these suspects-- State police agencies have connected these suspects--
61 00:02:40,760 00:02:41,680 Fuck! Fuck!
62 00:02:44,900 00:02:47,340 My boy is gonna be just fine. My boy is gonna be just fine.
63 00:02:47,470 00:02:48,420 ID? ID?
64 00:04:05,590 00:04:07,720 We are Blood Death We are Blood Death
65 00:04:08,420 00:04:10,510 and this is dedicated to the All-Father! and this is dedicated to the All-Father!
66 00:04:12,810 00:04:15,690 Get ready for war, motherfuckers! Get ready for war, motherfuckers!
67 00:04:16,250 00:04:19,250 Break every bone in tribute! Break every bone in tribute!
68 00:04:25,650 00:04:27,570 Praise the All-Father for his blessing of death! Praise the All-Father for his blessing of death!
69 00:04:29,570 00:04:31,220 Let there be blood! Let there be blood!
70 00:05:27,230 00:05:31,370 Odin! Odin! Odin! Odin! Odin! Odin! Odin! Odin! Odin! Odin!
71 00:05:31,460 00:05:33,500 Odin! Odin! Odin! Odin! Odin! Odin! Odin! Odin!
72 00:05:33,630 00:05:35,420 Hail the All-father. Hail the All-father.
73 00:05:35,550 00:05:39,420 Odin! Odin! Odin! Odin! Odin! Odin! Odin! Odin!
74 00:05:39,550 00:05:42,290 Odin! Odin! Odin! Odin! Odin! Odin! Odin! Odin!
75 00:05:42,420 00:05:44,300 Odin! Odin! Odin! Odin! Odin! Odin!
76 00:08:05,180 00:08:06,660 Yo, Mike. Yo, Mike.
77 00:08:07,920 00:08:10,530 You drop-balled that entire pile of frag before lunch? You drop-balled that entire pile of frag before lunch?
78 00:08:10,660 00:08:13,790 Uh, yeah. Yeah. Ain't no thing. Uh, yeah. Yeah. Ain't no thing.
79 00:08:13,920 00:08:16,320 Yeah, but you only been on the line a minute and you roll like that? Yeah, but you only been on the line a minute and you roll like that?
80 00:08:16,400 00:08:18,710 Damn, you're a quick study. Damn, you're a quick study.
81 00:08:19,060 00:08:21,230 Well, I got a good teacher. Well, I got a good teacher.
82 00:08:21,370 00:08:23,630 Okay. Okay, I'll take that. Okay. Okay, I'll take that.
83 00:08:26,460 00:08:28,110 Hey, Mike, Hey, Mike,
84 00:08:28,240 00:08:29,110 you got a minute? you got a minute?
85 00:08:29,240 00:08:30,810 Yeah, sure. Yeah, sure.
86 00:08:32,680 00:08:34,470 Uh, catch you in the break room? Uh, catch you in the break room?
87 00:08:34,600 00:08:36,340 Yeah, you will. Yeah, you will.
88 00:08:36,470 00:08:38,730 We got some bones to slap, so don't even think about We got some bones to slap, so don't even think about
89 00:08:38,860 00:08:40,690 skipping out on the ass-kicking I'm about to lay down. skipping out on the ass-kicking I'm about to lay down.
90 00:08:42,260 00:08:43,610 Sorry. Sorry, boss. Sorry. Sorry, boss.
91 00:08:44,740 00:08:48,130 Mike, you're aware we've been having issues with staffing. Mike, you're aware we've been having issues with staffing.
92 00:08:49,130 00:08:50,870 We just landed this military contract. We just landed this military contract.
93 00:08:51,000 00:08:52,530 There's not a lot of wiggle room in the bid. There's not a lot of wiggle room in the bid.
94 00:08:52,660 00:08:53,750 We want to put our best people on it-- We want to put our best people on it--
95 00:08:53,880 00:08:55,090 And with me being new-- And with me being new--
96 00:08:55,230 00:08:56,790 I'd like you to be on the project. I'd like you to be on the project.
97 00:08:57,970 00:08:59,970 Position comes with a pay raise and all the overtime you want. Position comes with a pay raise and all the overtime you want.
98 00:09:00,100 00:09:01,360 Interested? Interested?
99 00:09:02,670 00:09:04,760 Yeah. Of, of course. Yeah. Of, of course.
100 00:09:04,890 00:09:07,370 Um, I don't want to leave my team in the lurch. Um, I don't want to leave my team in the lurch.
101 00:09:07,500 00:09:09,670 Well, Sadie's the one who put you up for the job. Well, Sadie's the one who put you up for the job.
102 00:09:09,760 00:09:11,460 She's got an eye for talent, She's got an eye for talent,
103 00:09:11,550 00:09:14,160 thinks it's a good opportunity for you and I, uh, agree. thinks it's a good opportunity for you and I, uh, agree.
104 00:09:14,850 00:09:16,590 I don't know what to say. Uh, thank you. I don't know what to say. Uh, thank you.
105 00:09:17,460 00:09:18,380 All right. All right.
106 00:09:20,160 00:09:22,340 And since this is a government thing, And since this is a government thing,
107 00:09:22,470 00:09:23,820 the feds are gonna do a background check, the feds are gonna do a background check,
108 00:09:23,950 00:09:26,040 make sure you're not a spy or whatever. make sure you're not a spy or whatever.
109 00:09:26,170 00:09:28,820 Pretty routine. Just, uh, Pretty routine. Just, uh,
110 00:09:29,910 00:09:31,700 hide the porn when they come to pay a visit. hide the porn when they come to pay a visit.
111 00:09:33,520 00:09:35,530 Yeah, sure. Will do. Yeah, sure. Will do.
112 00:09:40,970 00:09:43,270 Look, Brigitte, your boy was swinging his magic voodoo dick around Look, Brigitte, your boy was swinging his magic voodoo dick around
113 00:09:43,400 00:09:44,710 telling me he could bring the leprechaun back. telling me he could bring the leprechaun back.
114 00:09:44,840 00:09:46,410 - Yo, Brigitte. -Hiya, George. - Yo, Brigitte. -Hiya, George.
115 00:09:46,540 00:09:48,630 It was three fucking months ago. What is the deal? It was three fucking months ago. What is the deal?
116 00:09:48,760 00:09:50,320 I'm gonna be real with you, Lil' Bit. I'm gonna be real with you, Lil' Bit.
117 00:09:50,450 00:09:53,240 That big dick is as magic as it gets. That big dick is as magic as it gets.
118 00:09:53,370 00:09:56,200 But, heh, he ain't been swingin' it at no fucking leprechaun. But, heh, he ain't been swingin' it at no fucking leprechaun.
119 00:09:57,370 00:09:58,810 Let me talk to Samedi. Let me talk to Samedi.
120 00:09:58,940 00:10:00,380 Like I told you last time, Like I told you last time,
121 00:10:00,510 00:10:01,940 he's in Hialeah at a loa family reunion. he's in Hialeah at a loa family reunion.
122 00:10:02,070 00:10:03,380 When the fuck is he back? When the fuck is he back?
123 00:10:04,290 00:10:06,300 I'm the Lord of the Dead's fuck buddy, I'm the Lord of the Dead's fuck buddy,
124 00:10:06,430 00:10:08,390 not his appointment secretary. not his appointment secretary.
125 00:10:10,300 00:10:12,260 Look, I know Samedi gave it his best shot. Look, I know Samedi gave it his best shot.
126 00:10:12,390 00:10:14,480 Potions, gris-gris, the whole nine. Potions, gris-gris, the whole nine.
127 00:10:14,570 00:10:17,610 But, heh-heh, resurrecting a god isn't as easy as you'd think. But, heh-heh, resurrecting a god isn't as easy as you'd think.
128 00:10:18,180 00:10:20,220 Especially when no one believes in him anymore. Especially when no one believes in him anymore.
129 00:10:20,350 00:10:22,920 What if you didn't have to bring him all the way back to life? What if you didn't have to bring him all the way back to life?
130 00:10:23,010 00:10:26,060 I mean, what if he just had to be undead enough I mean, what if he just had to be undead enough
131 00:10:26,190 00:10:27,880 to perform a relatively simple task? to perform a relatively simple task?
132 00:10:29,150 00:10:30,450 Such as? Such as?
133 00:10:31,410 00:10:32,840 I need something from his hoard. It's... I need something from his hoard. It's...
134 00:10:33,890 00:10:35,280 It's a revenge thing. It's a revenge thing.
135 00:10:35,410 00:10:37,460 There's a certain motherfucker that's got it coming. There's a certain motherfucker that's got it coming.
136 00:10:37,590 00:10:40,940 You sure revenge is the only reason you want this leprechaun back? You sure revenge is the only reason you want this leprechaun back?
137 00:10:42,110 00:10:43,860 Not that it's any of my business. Not that it's any of my business.
138 00:10:43,990 00:10:45,600 No, it's really not any of your business. No, it's really not any of your business.
139 00:10:45,730 00:10:46,900 But, yes. But, yes.
140 00:10:47,030 00:10:48,950 Payback's the only itch I gotta scratch. Payback's the only itch I gotta scratch.
141 00:10:49,080 00:10:50,780 I'm afraid you're out of luck, Lil' Bit. I'm afraid you're out of luck, Lil' Bit.
142 00:10:51,470 00:10:52,910 There's really nothing more the Baron can do. There's really nothing more the Baron can do.
143 00:10:53,470 00:10:55,260 Good news is, Good news is,
144 00:10:55,390 00:10:58,040 Sweeney's pretty well preserved. Sweeney's pretty well preserved.
145 00:10:58,170 00:11:00,660 If he didn't have god energy, If he didn't have god energy,
146 00:11:00,790 00:11:03,660 he'd be a puddle of Irish stew by now. he'd be a puddle of Irish stew by now.
147 00:11:03,790 00:11:05,310 Oh, that's fantastic. Oh, that's fantastic.
148 00:11:05,440 00:11:07,310 A good-looking corpse doesn't really get the job done. A good-looking corpse doesn't really get the job done.
149 00:11:08,750 00:11:09,710 What about this? What about this?
150 00:11:09,840 00:11:11,970 The gris-gris Samedi gave me. The gris-gris Samedi gave me.
151 00:11:12,450 00:11:14,060 Would this work on him? Would this work on him?
152 00:11:15,020 00:11:16,710 The magic in that secret sauce is meant for you and you alone. The magic in that secret sauce is meant for you and you alone.
153 00:11:17,890 00:11:18,850 My fucking luck. My fucking luck.
154 00:11:19,410 00:11:21,240 Et voilà! Et voilà!
155 00:11:23,240 00:11:24,680 This is him. This is him.
156 00:11:28,120 00:11:29,420 Really? Really?
157 00:15:11,690 00:15:13,170 Hey, Sadie. Hey, Sadie.
158 00:15:14,000 00:15:15,870 You know, I've been thinking, uh... You know, I've been thinking, uh...
159 00:15:16,610 00:15:18,960 you might need to find a new hobby. you might need to find a new hobby.
160 00:15:19,090 00:15:20,830 This domino thing? This domino thing?
161 00:15:21,520 00:15:23,130 I'm kinda tired of taking your money. I'm kinda tired of taking your money.
162 00:15:23,270 00:15:25,270 Oh, you a dominologist now? Oh, you a dominologist now?
163 00:15:26,140 00:15:28,180 All right, let's see what you got good tomorrow, brother. All right, let's see what you got good tomorrow, brother.
164 00:15:28,270 00:15:29,360 Yeah? Yeah?
165 00:15:29,490 00:15:30,190 -Yeah. -I look forward to it. -Yeah. -I look forward to it.
166 00:15:30,320 00:15:31,230 It's on. It's on.
167 00:15:47,850 00:15:48,940 Oh! Oh!
168 00:15:49,070 00:15:50,990 -Oh, you okay? -Oh! -Oh, you okay? -Oh!
169 00:15:51,120 00:15:52,860 Oh, well, aren't you an angel? Oh, well, aren't you an angel?
170 00:15:53,210 00:15:54,910 Strong too. Strong too.
171 00:15:55,040 00:15:57,860 Um, do you need a hand? It's kind of slippery. Um, do you need a hand? It's kind of slippery.
172 00:15:58,000 00:15:59,170 Oh. Oh.
173 00:15:59,780 00:16:01,780 My name is Helen. What's yours? My name is Helen. What's yours?
174 00:16:01,910 00:16:03,040 It's Mike. It's Mike.
175 00:16:03,130 00:16:06,050 Oh, that's my husband's name. Oh, that's my husband's name.
176 00:16:06,570 00:16:10,180 God rest his soul. I just buried him today. God rest his soul. I just buried him today.
177 00:16:10,490 00:16:13,180 Oh, no. I'm sorry for your loss. Oh, no. I'm sorry for your loss.
178 00:16:13,320 00:16:17,450 You remind me of him: decent, kind, good-hearted. You remind me of him: decent, kind, good-hearted.
179 00:16:18,710 00:16:19,800 Well endowed. Well endowed.
180 00:16:20,930 00:16:23,590 The hands tell the tale. The hands tell the tale.
181 00:16:24,240 00:16:27,940 He was also a liar, a cheat and a con man, He was also a liar, a cheat and a con man,
182 00:16:28,070 00:16:31,770 capable of deception and great cruelty. capable of deception and great cruelty.
183 00:16:32,810 00:16:36,770 He was transformed by the grace and forgiveness of his family. He was transformed by the grace and forgiveness of his family.
184 00:16:36,900 00:16:41,520 It was forgiveness that allowed us, me, to see past his failings. It was forgiveness that allowed us, me, to see past his failings.
185 00:16:43,130 00:16:45,390 But a man's sins can never be undone. But a man's sins can never be undone.
186 00:16:45,520 00:16:48,090 If my husband could speak now, If my husband could speak now,
187 00:16:48,180 00:16:50,610 he'd offer his humble apology he'd offer his humble apology
188 00:16:50,700 00:16:53,090 for all the hurt he has caused. for all the hurt he has caused.
189 00:16:53,220 00:16:57,360 Even though he is now with the angels, I can hear him say it. Even though he is now with the angels, I can hear him say it.
190 00:17:00,620 00:17:02,060 Nice party trick, asshole. Nice party trick, asshole.
191 00:17:03,760 00:17:05,240 Go fuck yourself. Go fuck yourself.
192 00:17:17,470 00:17:18,770 You motherfucker... You motherfucker...
193 00:17:19,730 00:17:21,470 As charged. As charged.
194 00:17:22,040 00:17:24,600 Like the new look. Less severe. Like the new look. Less severe.
195 00:17:24,690 00:17:25,690 What are you doing here? What are you doing here?
196 00:17:25,820 00:17:27,430 I'm here to extract you, I'm here to extract you,
197 00:17:27,560 00:17:30,170 pre-emptively, from a... situation. pre-emptively, from a... situation.
198 00:17:30,310 00:17:32,790 You're not extracting me from anywhere. You're not extracting me from anywhere.
199 00:17:33,740 00:17:35,350 'Kay? I came to Milwaukee to make a new life for myself. 'Kay? I came to Milwaukee to make a new life for myself.
200 00:17:35,480 00:17:36,830 Doesn't include you. Doesn't include you.
201 00:17:36,960 00:17:38,230 You were supposed to go to Lakeside. You were supposed to go to Lakeside.
202 00:17:38,360 00:17:40,140 Or didn't the address on that driver's licence Or didn't the address on that driver's licence
203 00:17:40,270 00:17:43,140 make it clear enough to you, Mike? make it clear enough to you, Mike?
204 00:17:46,280 00:17:48,410 I don't do your bidding anymore. I don't do your bidding anymore.
205 00:17:49,800 00:17:51,280 I'm not your man. I'm not your man.
206 00:17:51,410 00:17:53,590 This is not the best time to discuss our compact, This is not the best time to discuss our compact,
207 00:17:53,720 00:17:55,850 given your legal situation. given your legal situation.
208 00:17:57,380 00:17:59,460 Well, you're gonna have to come up with a better con than that. Well, you're gonna have to come up with a better con than that.
209 00:17:59,600 00:18:02,550 I've got nothing to do with this background check they're running on you. I've got nothing to do with this background check they're running on you.
210 00:18:02,640 00:18:05,600 No? Yet you seem to know all about it? No? Yet you seem to know all about it?
211 00:18:05,730 00:18:07,210 Oh, let me guess. Oh, let me guess.
212 00:18:07,340 00:18:09,300 A little fucking birdie told you, huh? A little fucking birdie told you, huh?
213 00:18:09,430 00:18:11,350 Two, as a matter of fact. Two, as a matter of fact.
214 00:18:12,350 00:18:13,650 Yeah. Yeah.
215 00:18:15,390 00:18:17,000 Stay away from me. Stay away from me.
216 00:18:17,130 00:18:18,220 We're done. We're done.
217 00:19:20,760 00:19:22,110 Your attention please. Your attention please.
218 00:19:28,070 00:19:29,290 Whoa. Whoa.
219 00:19:29,420 00:19:32,170 -Ms. World. I like it. -Super hot. -Ms. World. I like it. -Super hot.
220 00:19:32,300 00:19:33,820 Today was supposed to be roll-out day, Today was supposed to be roll-out day,
221 00:19:33,910 00:19:37,650 was it not? For the first components of the SHARD project? was it not? For the first components of the SHARD project?
222 00:19:37,780 00:19:40,650 Today you were supposed to tweet, post, clap back, Today you were supposed to tweet, post, clap back,
223 00:19:40,780 00:19:43,310 trend, and go high key with our messaging. trend, and go high key with our messaging.
224 00:19:43,390 00:19:45,830 But instead of taking the first glorious steps But instead of taking the first glorious steps
225 00:19:45,960 00:19:48,880 towards building a virtual church of the mind... towards building a virtual church of the mind...
226 00:19:48,970 00:19:50,660 -...we have this. -...we have this.
227 00:19:54,140 00:19:55,840 The fur-leather combo's pretty dope. The fur-leather combo's pretty dope.
228 00:19:55,970 00:19:57,670 Predicting what the chimp-people will care about Predicting what the chimp-people will care about
229 00:19:57,800 00:19:58,890 is an inexact science. is an inexact science.
230 00:19:59,020 00:20:00,020 Like climate change. Like climate change.
231 00:20:00,150 00:20:01,150 Talk about cancelled. Talk about cancelled.
232 00:20:03,890 00:20:05,850 Distract. Misdirect. Distract. Misdirect.
233 00:20:05,980 00:20:09,250 Make them give a fuck about what we say is important. Make them give a fuck about what we say is important.
234 00:20:09,380 00:20:12,950 Your job is to provide and control the narrative. Your job is to provide and control the narrative.
235 00:20:13,080 00:20:14,900 -This... -This...
236 00:20:15,030 00:20:17,430 ...is not control. ...is not control.
237 00:20:31,620 00:20:32,530 Mike Ainsel! Mike Ainsel!
238 00:21:12,440 00:21:14,400 You've grown some serious balls. You've grown some serious balls.
239 00:21:14,530 00:21:16,180 I'm proud of you. I'm proud of you.
240 00:21:17,180 00:21:19,450 I told you to stay the fuck away from me. I told you to stay the fuck away from me.
241 00:21:19,580 00:21:22,540 Everything that you've heard and seen since we first met Everything that you've heard and seen since we first met
242 00:21:22,670 00:21:24,840 must have been running around in there the past few months must have been running around in there the past few months
243 00:21:24,970 00:21:27,410 and you couldn't talk about any of it and you couldn't talk about any of it
244 00:21:27,540 00:21:28,760 to anyone, huh? to anyone, huh?
245 00:21:30,460 00:21:31,890 We're gonna play Twenty Questions, We're gonna play Twenty Questions,
246 00:21:32,020 00:21:33,290 and they're all yours. and they're all yours.
247 00:21:37,860 00:21:39,030 Fire away. Fire away.
248 00:21:42,380 00:21:43,780 You really my dad? You really my dad?
249 00:21:43,910 00:21:45,650 Oh, is that still a point of speculation, Oh, is that still a point of speculation,
250 00:21:45,730 00:21:47,430 considering our shared traits? considering our shared traits?
251 00:21:47,560 00:21:49,130 Huh? Charisma, Huh? Charisma,
252 00:21:49,260 00:21:51,130 strong jawline, way with the ladies. strong jawline, way with the ladies.
253 00:21:51,260 00:21:54,350 -I am done with the fuckery. -I am done with the fuckery.
254 00:21:54,480 00:21:56,050 Okay, so no more riddles, Okay, so no more riddles,
255 00:21:56,180 00:21:57,570 no more talking in circles, okay? no more talking in circles, okay?
256 00:21:57,700 00:21:59,010 If you want forgiveness, I want answers. If you want forgiveness, I want answers.
257 00:21:59,100 00:22:00,400 You owe me that much. You owe me that much.
258 00:22:04,930 00:22:06,670 -So, Mom? -Mom. -So, Mom? -Mom.
259 00:22:08,280 00:22:10,280 Another one of your conquests? Another one of your conquests?
260 00:22:10,410 00:22:11,850 That why you abandoned us? That why you abandoned us?
261 00:22:11,980 00:22:13,460 That's two questions. That's two questions.
262 00:22:14,630 00:22:16,630 First one, your mother. First one, your mother.
263 00:22:16,770 00:22:18,420 My relationship with her was a mistake. My relationship with her was a mistake.
264 00:22:18,510 00:22:20,600 She was too young and I was... She was too young and I was...
265 00:22:20,730 00:22:22,070 me. me.
266 00:22:22,210 00:22:24,120 Oh, so she was just a nut and run? Oh, so she was just a nut and run?
267 00:22:24,250 00:22:26,170 I never met anyone like your mother. I never met anyone like your mother.
268 00:22:26,300 00:22:27,780 There was a light about her. There was a light about her.
269 00:22:27,910 00:22:29,730 Yeah, yet you still left her. Yeah, yet you still left her.
270 00:22:29,870 00:22:30,910 She left the country. She left the country.
271 00:22:31,040 00:22:32,170 Oh, really? Oh, really?
272 00:22:32,300 00:22:33,390 'Cause it's not like you went after her. 'Cause it's not like you went after her.
273 00:22:33,520 00:22:35,480 I'm bound to these shores. I'm bound to these shores.
274 00:22:36,390 00:22:39,400 If I were ever to leave, I would cease to exist. If I were ever to leave, I would cease to exist.
275 00:22:39,480 00:22:41,790 It's one of the penalties you pay for being a god who comes to America. It's one of the penalties you pay for being a god who comes to America.
276 00:22:41,880 00:22:44,180 Yeah, well she came back to America. Yeah, well she came back to America.
277 00:22:44,310 00:22:45,530 Along with your son. Along with your son.
278 00:22:45,660 00:22:46,490 If you're telling the truth. If you're telling the truth.
279 00:22:48,190 00:22:49,930 Believe it or not, Believe it or not,
280 00:22:50,840 00:22:52,840 I'm just trying to save the human race from itself. I'm just trying to save the human race from itself.
281 00:22:54,540 00:22:57,850 Wow, people are gonna be so pissed Wow, people are gonna be so pissed
282 00:22:57,980 00:23:01,940 when they find out the messiah that everybody's been waiting for... is you. when they find out the messiah that everybody's been waiting for... is you.
283 00:23:04,380 00:23:08,860 I do remember a time when man lived in harmony with nature. I do remember a time when man lived in harmony with nature.
284 00:23:08,990 00:23:10,990 But now he's made technology his god. But now he's made technology his god.
285 00:23:11,080 00:23:12,650 And what's it gotten him? And what's it gotten him?
286 00:23:12,730 00:23:14,780 Pesticides in his water, in his food, Pesticides in his water, in his food,
287 00:23:14,910 00:23:17,350 weapons that can destroy the earth a thousand times over. weapons that can destroy the earth a thousand times over.
288 00:23:17,480 00:23:19,960 New Gods. Heh. New Gods. Heh.
289 00:23:20,050 00:23:21,740 They're just parasites. They're just parasites.
290 00:23:21,870 00:23:24,270 The only reason they're here is to make it easier for humanity The only reason they're here is to make it easier for humanity
291 00:23:24,400 00:23:27,360 to indulge in its most self-destructive impulses. to indulge in its most self-destructive impulses.
292 00:23:27,490 00:23:31,140 Until the world ceases to exist. Until the world ceases to exist.
293 00:23:31,800 00:23:34,320 And, without followers, so will you. And, without followers, so will you.
294 00:23:34,450 00:23:37,190 Well, I don't see any conflict in enlightened self-interest. Well, I don't see any conflict in enlightened self-interest.
295 00:23:37,320 00:23:41,460 So, you are on a mission to save humanity, So, you are on a mission to save humanity,
296 00:23:41,550 00:23:44,110 and you're just trying to draft me into this war? and you're just trying to draft me into this war?
297 00:23:44,240 00:23:46,460 Well, it's a volunteer army. I can't do it all on my own. Well, it's a volunteer army. I can't do it all on my own.
298 00:23:49,160 00:23:52,900 Who in the hell knows if you actually believe anything you just said? Who in the hell knows if you actually believe anything you just said?
299 00:23:53,040 00:23:55,600 And you're still running around not knowing who you really are. And you're still running around not knowing who you really are.
300 00:23:57,130 00:23:58,170 Huh. Huh.
301 00:24:01,220 00:24:03,570 -We're done. -Well, you've got about 14 questions left. -We're done. -Well, you've got about 14 questions left.
302 00:24:03,700 00:24:05,700 Yeah, I kinda got all the answers I need. Yeah, I kinda got all the answers I need.
303 00:24:05,830 00:24:07,790 Oh, you can be your own man all you want Oh, you can be your own man all you want
304 00:24:07,920 00:24:09,620 until destiny kicks in. until destiny kicks in.
305 00:24:12,400 00:24:14,620 Why don't you ask me if I need you? Why don't you ask me if I need you?
306 00:24:15,930 00:24:17,150 Why? Why?
307 00:24:17,580 00:24:19,580 Because war is coming, Shadow. Because war is coming, Shadow.
308 00:24:20,670 00:24:22,630 And if I don't have the loyalty of my own son, And if I don't have the loyalty of my own son,
309 00:24:22,760 00:24:25,460 how can I expect support from anyone else? how can I expect support from anyone else?
310 00:24:26,810 00:24:29,030 Yes, I need you, Shadow. Yes, I need you, Shadow.
311 00:24:30,810 00:24:32,550 And, besides, And, besides,
312 00:24:32,640 00:24:34,160 we're the only family we have. we're the only family we have.
313 00:24:44,780 00:24:46,440 Wo-o-ow! Wo-o-ow!
314 00:24:50,920 00:24:53,530 Spectacular new look. Spectacular new look.
315 00:24:53,660 00:24:55,490 And, and I get it. And, and I get it.
316 00:24:55,620 00:24:57,970 White guys are not on trend. White guys are not on trend.
317 00:24:58,100 00:25:00,100 Evolve or perish, am I right? Evolve or perish, am I right?
318 00:25:00,230 00:25:01,500 Sit. Sit.
319 00:25:01,630 00:25:02,930 Great idea. Great idea.
320 00:25:04,370 00:25:06,110 Understand: Understand:
321 00:25:06,200 00:25:08,370 The more attention Wednesday gets, The more attention Wednesday gets,
322 00:25:08,500 00:25:10,550 the more powerful he becomes. the more powerful he becomes.
323 00:25:10,680 00:25:12,200 So he has some traction. So he has some traction.
324 00:25:12,330 00:25:14,420 We put up a cat video, the old fossil's history. We put up a cat video, the old fossil's history.
325 00:25:14,550 00:25:16,770 Yeah, why are we worrying about this? Yeah, why are we worrying about this?
326 00:25:16,900 00:25:19,690 All it takes is for that old fossil All it takes is for that old fossil
327 00:25:19,820 00:25:22,340 to throw a lightning bolt into the power grid to throw a lightning bolt into the power grid
328 00:25:22,470 00:25:24,080 and you're all offline. and you're all offline.
329 00:25:24,210 00:25:26,080 Grandpa Viking? Grandpa Viking?
330 00:25:26,220 00:25:27,700 You're totally overreacting. You're totally overreacting.
331 00:26:26,230 00:26:29,580 You were all created by me for a specific purpose. You were all created by me for a specific purpose.
332 00:26:30,190 00:26:34,110 Fail at that purpose and this is what happens. Fail at that purpose and this is what happens.
333 00:26:35,980 00:26:37,500 Are we clear? Are we clear?
334 00:26:44,510 00:26:46,340 Boss, you're killing it, Boss, you're killing it,
335 00:26:46,470 00:26:47,950 but, uh, but, uh,
336 00:26:48,080 00:26:50,260 can we have the room? can we have the room?
337 00:27:00,400 00:27:03,270 I have been feeling a certain degree of hostility I have been feeling a certain degree of hostility
338 00:27:03,360 00:27:04,970 towards me lately. towards me lately.
339 00:27:05,580 00:27:07,270 You and I are chill, right? You and I are chill, right?
340 00:27:07,580 00:27:09,490 Let's review: Let's review:
341 00:27:09,620 00:27:11,410 you turned an intelligence-gathering operation you turned an intelligence-gathering operation
342 00:27:11,540 00:27:13,580 into an act of war with Shadow Moon. into an act of war with Shadow Moon.
343 00:27:13,710 00:27:15,630 Okay, we've been through this-- Okay, we've been through this--
344 00:27:15,760 00:27:18,150 You still haven't delivered Bilquis to our side. You still haven't delivered Bilquis to our side.
345 00:27:18,280 00:27:20,940 You even managed to fuck up your own system upgrade. You even managed to fuck up your own system upgrade.
346 00:27:21,070 00:27:22,510 Shall I continue? Shall I continue?
347 00:27:23,720 00:27:25,460 Fine. Fine.
348 00:27:26,290 00:27:29,290 Clearly, I have not been meeting your level of expectation. Clearly, I have not been meeting your level of expectation.
349 00:27:29,430 00:27:31,210 Mea culpa. Mea culpa.
350 00:27:31,340 00:27:33,470 King Kamehameha culpa. King Kamehameha culpa.
351 00:27:34,390 00:27:35,870 You're procrastinating with Bilquis. You're procrastinating with Bilquis.
352 00:27:36,000 00:27:37,300 Why? Why?
353 00:27:37,430 00:27:39,520 I am being strategic. I am being strategic.
354 00:27:40,090 00:27:42,220 I am letting her live into the reality I am letting her live into the reality
355 00:27:42,350 00:27:44,140 that she owes me big time. that she owes me big time.
356 00:27:44,270 00:27:48,100 I'm feeling very optimistic about the outcome. I'm feeling very optimistic about the outcome.
357 00:27:48,660 00:27:50,970 I don't give a fuck about what you feel. I don't give a fuck about what you feel.
358 00:27:51,100 00:27:52,620 Just get it done. Just get it done.
359 00:27:53,320 00:27:55,670 And... what is taking so long with the financing And... what is taking so long with the financing
360 00:27:55,800 00:27:56,840 for the SHARD project? for the SHARD project?
361 00:27:56,970 00:27:59,020 You and I both know You and I both know
362 00:27:59,150 00:28:01,240 that a digital pipeline that a digital pipeline
363 00:28:01,370 00:28:05,070 direct into every cerebral cortex on the planet is a no-brainer. direct into every cerebral cortex on the planet is a no-brainer.
364 00:28:06,290 00:28:08,940 But, as strange as it may sound, But, as strange as it may sound,
365 00:28:09,070 00:28:13,160 bankers have some hesitation pumping 20 billion bankers have some hesitation pumping 20 billion
366 00:28:13,250 00:28:16,520 into a yet-to-be-developed vanguard technology into a yet-to-be-developed vanguard technology
367 00:28:16,650 00:28:19,300 that will forever change human consciousness as we know it. that will forever change human consciousness as we know it.
368 00:28:19,430 00:28:21,870 Your job is to convince these people. Your job is to convince these people.
369 00:28:22,000 00:28:23,480 Not make excuses for them. Not make excuses for them.
370 00:28:23,610 00:28:25,660 With respect, With respect,
371 00:28:26,480 00:28:30,570 asking the primates for money to build it feels... asking the primates for money to build it feels...
372 00:28:32,440 00:28:34,530 super weak, super weak,
373 00:28:35,710 00:28:38,360 when we can just hack into the World Bank and fucking loot the place. when we can just hack into the World Bank and fucking loot the place.
374 00:28:41,320 00:28:43,850 SHARD requires human participation. SHARD requires human participation.
375 00:28:45,150 00:28:46,940 The humans need to believe that they're the ones building The humans need to believe that they're the ones building
376 00:28:47,020 00:28:48,940 a virtual church of the mind. a virtual church of the mind.
377 00:28:49,070 00:28:50,420 Once it is operational, Once it is operational,
378 00:28:50,550 00:28:51,990 we will control it we will control it
379 00:28:52,120 00:28:55,900 and the Old Gods will finally be obsolete. and the Old Gods will finally be obsolete.
380 00:28:56,600 00:28:57,990 Hm. Hm.
381 00:28:58,080 00:29:01,340 Um, more than they already are? Um, more than they already are?
382 00:29:01,430 00:29:03,300 Don't underestimate Wednesday. Don't underestimate Wednesday.
383 00:29:03,430 00:29:05,520 He can still hurt us. He can still hurt us.
384 00:29:06,000 00:29:08,390 Which is why I'm taking him off the board. Which is why I'm taking him off the board.
385 00:29:19,750 00:29:20,880 Let's go, guys! Let's go, guys!
386 00:29:51,050 00:29:52,180 What happened to Betty? What happened to Betty?
387 00:29:55,050 00:29:56,440 This is Betty. This is Betty.
388 00:30:03,270 00:30:04,970 What's with the new outfit? What's with the new outfit?
389 00:30:05,100 00:30:08,190 I've been exploring America's forgotten coast. I've been exploring America's forgotten coast.
390 00:30:08,320 00:30:10,190 You have no idea how many nude beaches there are You have no idea how many nude beaches there are
391 00:30:10,330 00:30:12,500 down in the Redneck Riviera. down in the Redneck Riviera.
392 00:30:12,590 00:30:14,110 They're thumping a helluva lot more than bibles, They're thumping a helluva lot more than bibles,
393 00:30:14,240 00:30:15,330 I can tell you that. I can tell you that.
394 00:30:21,340 00:30:22,770 So, where are we headed? So, where are we headed?
395 00:30:22,900 00:30:24,030 We're off to see Whiskey Jack, We're off to see Whiskey Jack,
396 00:30:24,170 00:30:26,430 a powerful Native American deity. a powerful Native American deity.
397 00:30:26,560 00:30:29,000 We fell out a couple of hundred years ago, We fell out a couple of hundred years ago,
398 00:30:29,130 00:30:32,960 so I wanna see if the animosity endures. so I wanna see if the animosity endures.
399 00:30:35,350 00:30:37,350 Is there anyone you haven't managed to piss off yet? Is there anyone you haven't managed to piss off yet?
400 00:30:40,700 00:30:41,920 I'm thinking. I'm thinking.
401 00:30:46,230 00:30:47,450 So, these New Gods, So, these New Gods,
402 00:30:47,580 00:30:50,060 are they really even gods? are they really even gods?
403 00:30:50,190 00:30:52,540 If they are, so is indoor plumbing. If they are, so is indoor plumbing.
404 00:30:52,670 00:30:54,980 But they're dangerous and they wield a lot of power. But they're dangerous and they wield a lot of power.
405 00:31:02,460 00:31:04,900 So I reckon you got a couple of questions left. So I reckon you got a couple of questions left.
406 00:31:08,430 00:31:09,300 Who am I? Who am I?
407 00:31:10,600 00:31:11,560 Really? Really?
408 00:31:14,220 00:31:16,350 You are the son of the All-Father, You are the son of the All-Father,
409 00:31:16,480 00:31:18,960 so walk this path with me and greatness shall be yours. so walk this path with me and greatness shall be yours.
410 00:31:19,050 00:31:20,610 All right. So does that make me a god, too? All right. So does that make me a god, too?
411 00:31:29,010 00:31:30,100 What the... What the...
412 00:31:30,230 00:31:31,150 fuck. fuck.
413 00:31:34,630 00:31:36,450 Well, lookee who's here. Well, lookee who's here.
414 00:31:47,250 00:31:48,250 Wait, wait. No, no, no, no, no. Wait, wait. No, no, no, no, no.
415 00:31:48,380 00:31:49,470 No, come on. Wait, no. No, come on. Wait, no.
416 00:31:50,080 00:31:51,080 God. I should've stayed at home. God. I should've stayed at home.
417 00:31:51,210 00:31:52,120 Take the wheel. Take the wheel.
418 00:31:53,120 00:31:54,390 What... What...
419 00:31:54,520 00:31:56,910 what are you doing?! what are you doing?!
420 00:31:57,040 00:31:59,560 Head straight for 'em. Keep it under 30. Head straight for 'em. Keep it under 30.
421 00:32:01,780 00:32:03,920 You're fucking serious right now. You're fucking serious right now.
422 00:32:08,620 00:32:09,970 On my signal. On my signal.
423 00:32:16,630 00:32:18,190 Okay, well then, whatever you're doing, you need to do quick. Okay, well then, whatever you're doing, you need to do quick.
424 00:32:23,760 00:32:25,070 What're- what're you doing? What're- what're you doing?
425 00:32:25,200 00:32:26,680 I can't see. I can't see.
426 00:32:26,810 00:32:27,590 I can't, I can't, I can't see. I can't, I can't, I can't see.
427 00:32:27,720 00:32:29,070 Hard right now. Hard right now.
428 00:32:30,680 00:32:32,380 Right, right where? This thing'll roll! Right, right where? This thing'll roll!
429 00:32:32,510 00:32:34,950 Gotta trust yourself on this one, Shadow. Gotta trust yourself on this one, Shadow.
430 00:33:24,040 00:33:25,520 Nicely done. Nicely done.
431 00:33:56,380 00:33:57,640 Pathetic. Pathetic.
432 00:34:00,250 00:34:01,160 Huh. Huh.
433 00:34:08,910 00:34:10,170 Oh! Oh!
434 00:34:11,090 00:34:12,570 Wow. Wow.
435 00:34:13,480 00:34:16,700 Legs from here to there. All curves and what not. Legs from here to there. All curves and what not.
436 00:34:16,830 00:34:19,230 -My, my. -I don't have time for you. -My, my. -I don't have time for you.
437 00:34:19,360 00:34:21,100 I'm expecting a guest. I'm expecting a guest.
438 00:34:22,660 00:34:26,190 Your john is going to be late. Your john is going to be late.
439 00:34:29,410 00:34:31,670 I gave him 50 bucks for him to... I gave him 50 bucks for him to...
440 00:34:31,800 00:34:34,370 choke the bishop for half an hour, so we can conversate. choke the bishop for half an hour, so we can conversate.
441 00:34:37,900 00:34:39,160 Wow! Wow!
442 00:34:40,770 00:34:42,420 I am not a prostitute. I am not a prostitute.
443 00:34:42,860 00:34:46,080 Oh, baby love, we're all prostitutes. Oh, baby love, we're all prostitutes.
444 00:34:46,210 00:34:48,170 The men who seek me The men who seek me
445 00:34:48,520 00:34:50,040 are not johns. are not johns.
446 00:34:52,000 00:34:53,350 They are worshippers. They are worshippers.
447 00:34:57,130 00:34:58,960 A distinction without a difference. A distinction without a difference.
448 00:35:00,620 00:35:01,880 Hmm! Hmm!
449 00:35:05,840 00:35:08,280 I am here on a matter of some urgency, I am here on a matter of some urgency,
450 00:35:08,410 00:35:11,320 which involves... vous. which involves... vous.
451 00:35:16,110 00:35:18,760 Looks like the app I gifted you has been paying off. Looks like the app I gifted you has been paying off.
452 00:35:19,760 00:35:21,420 Big time. Big time.
453 00:35:22,330 00:35:24,640 Seems like only yesterday you were sleeping in doorways. Seems like only yesterday you were sleeping in doorways.
454 00:35:25,940 00:35:28,950 I know you'll get to the urgency part sooner or later. I know you'll get to the urgency part sooner or later.
455 00:35:29,820 00:35:30,910 Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
456 00:35:31,780 00:35:33,470 I'm here to collect. I'm here to collect.
457 00:35:34,080 00:35:36,740 I enabled you with the means to not just survive I enabled you with the means to not just survive
458 00:35:36,870 00:35:39,740 but to live... but to live...
459 00:35:40,660 00:35:41,870 large. large.
460 00:35:45,090 00:35:48,010 Only seems fair that you return the favor. Only seems fair that you return the favor.
461 00:35:51,970 00:35:54,500 I want you to join our coalition against Wednesday I want you to join our coalition against Wednesday
462 00:35:54,630 00:35:57,150 -and his irrelevant, medieval friends. -No. -and his irrelevant, medieval friends. -No.
463 00:36:01,760 00:36:03,240 When you were on the skids... When you were on the skids...
464 00:36:06,460 00:36:07,860 ...did the All-Father ...did the All-Father
465 00:36:08,600 00:36:13,170 so much as offer to lend you a caribou pelt so much as offer to lend you a caribou pelt
466 00:36:14,690 00:36:16,210 to keep you warm at night? to keep you warm at night?
467 00:36:16,910 00:36:18,000 And you? And you?
468 00:36:19,740 00:36:22,350 You only helped me with expectation of gain. You only helped me with expectation of gain.
469 00:36:24,090 00:36:27,010 I have no love for Wednesday or his ilk, I have no love for Wednesday or his ilk,
470 00:36:27,140 00:36:29,360 but I intend to stay neutral. but I intend to stay neutral.
471 00:36:29,490 00:36:32,270 I have seen war. It doesn't solve anything. I have seen war. It doesn't solve anything.
472 00:36:32,400 00:36:34,930 War only brings misery and death. War only brings misery and death.
473 00:36:37,230 00:36:38,630 Well, Well,
474 00:36:39,840 00:36:42,370 I promise that our war is going to help a lot of people, I promise that our war is going to help a lot of people,
475 00:36:42,500 00:36:43,850 or a few people a lot. or a few people a lot.
476 00:36:43,980 00:36:46,760 Either way, you get to be one of them. Either way, you get to be one of them.
477 00:36:46,900 00:36:49,030 What do you know about war? What do you know about war?
478 00:36:51,070 00:36:53,290 Have you ever endured its agony? Have you ever endured its agony?
479 00:36:53,380 00:36:54,470 -Felt it cut through you, -Felt it cut through you,
480 00:36:54,600 00:36:56,770 turning you into a thing to be covered with dust? turning you into a thing to be covered with dust?
481 00:36:58,120 00:36:59,120 No! No!
482 00:37:46,960 00:37:49,740 What in the fuck did you do to me? What in the fuck did you do to me?
483 00:38:17,030 00:38:17,940 That's what happens when you don't call first. That's what happens when you don't call first.
484 00:38:25,560 00:38:26,560 Stay close. Stay close.
485 00:38:27,650 00:38:28,950 You can get lost in here. You can get lost in here.
486 00:39:00,200 00:39:01,680 Oh, come on. Oh, come on.
487 00:39:01,810 00:39:02,600 Wednesday! Wednesday!
488 00:39:03,900 00:39:04,770 Wednesday! Wednesday!
489 00:39:17,610 00:39:18,440 Wednesday! Wednesday!
490 00:39:30,280 00:39:31,800 I've been awaiting your arrival, Shadow. I've been awaiting your arrival, Shadow.
491 00:39:37,980 00:39:39,110 Where's Wednesday? Where's Wednesday?
492 00:39:39,240 00:39:41,070 Ah, he's on the wrong path. Ah, he's on the wrong path.
493 00:39:42,200 00:39:44,120 You know, for all his bullshit, he's correct about one thing: You know, for all his bullshit, he's correct about one thing:
494 00:39:45,290 00:39:47,160 the twilight of the Gods the twilight of the Gods
495 00:39:47,290 00:39:49,470 and the end of humanity are at hand. and the end of humanity are at hand.
496 00:39:50,170 00:39:52,170 And you have a destiny to fulfill, And you have a destiny to fulfill,
497 00:39:52,300 00:39:53,120 so don't screw it up. so don't screw it up.
498 00:39:55,260 00:39:56,390 Or everything will come to an end. Or everything will come to an end.
499 00:40:00,130 00:40:01,260 What destiny? What destiny?
500 00:40:01,610 00:40:03,050 How the fuck should I know? How the fuck should I know?
501 00:40:03,180 00:40:04,790 It's beyond my sight. It's beyond my sight.
502 00:40:05,350 00:40:07,840 But there are those who can guide you. But there are those who can guide you.
503 00:40:19,500 00:40:21,110 Who are they? Who are they?
504 00:40:21,240 00:40:24,420 When your head and your heart are brought into alignment, When your head and your heart are brought into alignment,
505 00:40:24,940 00:40:26,330 the answers will come. the answers will come.
506 00:40:29,900 00:40:31,080 Follow the Enaemaehkiw. Follow the Enaemaehkiw.
507 00:40:34,250 00:40:36,860 Woutan, you're not welcome here. Woutan, you're not welcome here.
508 00:40:37,390 00:40:38,390 Wisakedjak. Wisakedjak.
509 00:40:41,870 00:40:42,780 There you are. There you are.
510 00:40:45,390 00:40:48,530 Know that I come not to pour salt on old wounds, but... Know that I come not to pour salt on old wounds, but...
511 00:40:49,830 00:40:51,270 we live in perilous times. we live in perilous times.
512 00:40:51,400 00:40:53,490 Yeah, yeah, yeah. I know all about your war. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I know all about your war.
513 00:40:53,620 00:40:57,450 Then you also know that the so-called New Gods will not stop Then you also know that the so-called New Gods will not stop
514 00:40:58,490 00:41:01,850 until the memory of all the old ways has been swept away. until the memory of all the old ways has been swept away.
515 00:41:02,980 00:41:05,680 Oh, you know all about erasing history, don't you? Oh, you know all about erasing history, don't you?
516 00:41:06,280 00:41:07,810 It was your followers who slaughtered my people, It was your followers who slaughtered my people,
517 00:41:07,940 00:41:09,330 and stole our land. and stole our land.
518 00:41:09,680 00:41:10,900 And you? And you?
519 00:41:11,380 00:41:14,080 You did nothing but grow fat on their worship. You did nothing but grow fat on their worship.
520 00:41:14,210 00:41:17,080 I come in the spirit of forgiveness to heal the rift between us. I come in the spirit of forgiveness to heal the rift between us.
521 00:41:17,210 00:41:19,300 You only come when it serves your purpose. You only come when it serves your purpose.
522 00:41:20,040 00:41:21,950 So it's always been with your kind. So it's always been with your kind.
523 00:41:22,480 00:41:24,260 So go piss up a rope. I ain't gonna help you. So go piss up a rope. I ain't gonna help you.
524 00:41:24,390 00:41:26,170 Then you will die a coward's death. Then you will die a coward's death.
525 00:41:27,870 00:41:29,350 Watch your tongue, Woutan. Watch your tongue, Woutan.
526 00:41:33,310 00:41:35,360 Hey, I think it's time to go. Hey, I think it's time to go.
527 00:41:38,140 00:41:39,490 We'll see ourselves out. We'll see ourselves out.
528 00:41:42,800 00:41:44,020 Ah, Ah,
529 00:41:44,320 00:41:46,370 terra firma, North Dakota. terra firma, North Dakota.
530 00:41:47,670 00:41:50,020 The Spirit Lake Nation of the Lakota Sioux to be exact. The Spirit Lake Nation of the Lakota Sioux to be exact.
531 00:41:52,640 00:41:53,770 So, So,
532 00:41:54,330 00:41:56,680 what were you and that old buzzard talking about what were you and that old buzzard talking about
533 00:41:56,810 00:41:58,380 before I arrived, huh? before I arrived, huh?
534 00:41:58,510 00:42:00,560 -Absolutely nothing. -Oh. -Absolutely nothing. -Oh.
535 00:42:00,690 00:42:02,170 -Nothing, huh? -Nope. -Nothing, huh? -Nope.
536 00:42:04,040 00:42:04,950 Nothing. Nothing.
537 00:42:08,220 00:42:08,960 This you? This you?
538 00:42:10,260 00:42:11,790 Right on time. Right on time.
539 00:42:18,360 00:42:20,100 Actually, I'm two hours late. Actually, I'm two hours late.
540 00:42:20,490 00:42:22,840 Oh, the universe is always on schedule. Oh, the universe is always on schedule.
541 00:42:23,320 00:42:26,020 Besides, punctuality: virtue of the bored. Besides, punctuality: virtue of the bored.
542 00:42:26,800 00:42:27,840 Who's this? Who's this?
543 00:42:27,980 00:42:28,980 Evelyn Waugh. Evelyn Waugh.
544 00:42:29,060 00:42:30,110 Who? Who?
545 00:42:30,240 00:42:32,280 The quote, Evelyn Waugh. The quote, Evelyn Waugh.
546 00:42:32,410 00:42:33,850 This radiant being This radiant being
547 00:42:33,980 00:42:35,900 is my fiancée, Cordelia. is my fiancée, Cordelia.
548 00:42:36,030 00:42:38,160 Meet my son, Shadow Moon. Meet my son, Shadow Moon.
549 00:42:38,290 00:42:40,160 -Fiancée. -'Sup? -Fiancée. -'Sup?
550 00:42:43,120 00:42:45,040 It took me five days to drive up here. It took me five days to drive up here.
551 00:42:45,780 00:42:47,780 I spent Christmas in a truck stop on account of you. I spent Christmas in a truck stop on account of you.
552 00:42:47,910 00:42:49,170 Ah, it's a made-up holiday anyway. Ah, it's a made-up holiday anyway.
553 00:42:52,090 00:42:53,780 -There's a blizzard comin'. -Mm. -There's a blizzard comin'. -Mm.
554 00:42:54,700 00:42:56,090 We want to make it to Utah anytime soon, We want to make it to Utah anytime soon,
555 00:42:56,220 00:42:57,130 we better get goin'. we better get goin'.
556 00:42:57,270 00:42:58,440 Utah? Utah?
557 00:42:58,570 00:42:59,830 We're on our way to see We're on our way to see
558 00:42:59,960 00:43:02,310 another old friend of mine: Tklehoai. another old friend of mine: Tklehoai.
559 00:43:02,440 00:43:04,840 The one the Navajo call the Night Carrier. The one the Navajo call the Night Carrier.
560 00:43:07,930 00:43:10,020 Hello? What? You don't wanna do that? Hello? What? You don't wanna do that?
561 00:43:10,150 00:43:12,590 You want us to leave you here all on your own? You want us to leave you here all on your own?
562 00:43:15,070 00:43:17,370 Well, I can't go back to Milwaukee now. Um... Well, I can't go back to Milwaukee now. Um...
563 00:43:18,420 00:43:20,380 I guess I'm just gonna find a place to lay low. I guess I'm just gonna find a place to lay low.
564 00:43:21,380 00:43:22,290 Figure out my next move. Figure out my next move.
565 00:43:22,420 00:43:24,160 Well, what about Lakeside? Well, what about Lakeside?
566 00:43:27,470 00:43:29,080 What is it with you and Lakeside? What is it with you and Lakeside?
567 00:43:29,210 00:43:31,170 For one thing, nobody's looking for you there. For one thing, nobody's looking for you there.
568 00:43:31,300 00:43:33,040 You got an apartment waiting for you there, You got an apartment waiting for you there,
569 00:43:33,130 00:43:35,700 six months' rent paid upfront. six months' rent paid upfront.
570 00:43:37,350 00:43:38,610 The things we do for ungrateful children. The things we do for ungrateful children.
571 00:43:39,920 00:43:41,220 I'm good. I'm good.
572 00:43:42,220 00:43:43,960 Do better when I make my own decisions. Do better when I make my own decisions.
573 00:43:45,310 00:43:46,920 Suit yourself. Suit yourself.
574 00:43:47,840 00:43:51,750 Man's free will is his most prized asset. Man's free will is his most prized asset.
575 00:43:53,890 00:43:55,800 Come on, we'll drop you at the nearest bus station. Come on, we'll drop you at the nearest bus station.
576 00:44:06,160 00:44:07,420 Keys to the apartment in Lakeside, Keys to the apartment in Lakeside,
577 00:44:07,510 00:44:08,950 just in case you change your mind. just in case you change your mind.
578 00:44:09,080 00:44:11,380 The lease is in the name of Emerson Borson. The lease is in the name of Emerson Borson.
579 00:44:12,730 00:44:13,690 I'm good, thanks. I'm good, thanks.
580 00:44:19,480 00:44:20,740 Still Betty, huh? Still Betty, huh?
581 00:44:20,870 00:44:22,570 Same soul, different chassis. Same soul, different chassis.
582 00:44:50,550 00:44:51,470 Hey, Mike. Hey, Mike.
583 00:44:51,770 00:44:52,730 Mike! Mike!
584 00:44:55,780 00:44:58,560 My intended here does not want you to catch a chill. My intended here does not want you to catch a chill.
585 00:44:59,390 00:45:00,340 Be in touch. Be in touch.
586 00:45:09,700 00:45:11,050 You're in luck. You're in luck.
587 00:45:11,140 00:45:13,360 I was just about to close up shop for the day. I was just about to close up shop for the day.
588 00:45:13,750 00:45:15,060 Blizzard's on the way. Blizzard's on the way.
589 00:45:15,190 00:45:16,530 Storm of the century, they're saying. Storm of the century, they're saying.
590 00:45:16,970 00:45:18,150 Where you headed? Where you headed?
591 00:45:18,230 00:45:20,020 Chicago, please. Uh, one way. Chicago, please. Uh, one way.
592 00:45:20,100 00:45:21,150 Okay. Okay.
593 00:45:24,410 00:45:25,630 Sorry. Sorry.
594 00:45:26,240 00:45:27,590 That bus has been cancelled. That bus has been cancelled.
595 00:45:29,420 00:45:31,640 Oh, uh, okay. Uh... Oh, uh, okay. Uh...
596 00:45:32,510 00:45:34,680 -How about Kansas City? -'Kay. -How about Kansas City? -'Kay.
597 00:45:39,040 00:45:40,560 Also cancelled. Also cancelled.
598 00:45:42,600 00:45:43,560 Springfield? Springfield?
599 00:45:43,650 00:45:45,090 And Springfield ... And Springfield ...
600 00:45:45,220 00:45:47,780 has been cancelled too. has been cancelled too.
601 00:45:49,130 00:45:50,090 Columbus? Columbus?
602 00:45:51,130 00:45:52,570 Nope. Nope.
603 00:45:54,090 00:45:56,620 Pretty much everything's shut down on account of the storm. Pretty much everything's shut down on account of the storm.
604 00:45:58,880 00:46:00,010 Uh, wait. Uh, wait.
605 00:46:00,840 00:46:03,360 I do have one. I do have one.
606 00:46:04,100 00:46:06,540 Leaving for Lakeside, Wisconsin. Leaving for Lakeside, Wisconsin.
607 00:46:08,590 00:46:10,150 Should be here in about 15 minutes. Should be here in about 15 minutes.
608 00:46:13,110 00:46:14,510 Yeah. That's, that's fine. Yeah. That's, that's fine.
609 00:46:14,640 00:46:15,770 -I'll take it. -I'll take it.
610 00:46:19,680 00:46:21,820 Do you know anything about Lakeside? Do you know anything about Lakeside?
611 00:46:21,950 00:46:24,470 I'm guessing it probably has a lake? I'm guessing it probably has a lake?
612 00:47:30,150 00:47:31,060 You say it. You say it.
613 00:47:32,320 00:47:33,930 He's right there. Come on! He's right there. Come on!
614 00:47:34,060 00:47:35,460 -I dare you. I dare you. -I dare you. -I dare you. I dare you. -I dare you.
615 00:47:35,890 00:47:37,410 Okay. I'm gonna-- Alison! Okay. I'm gonna-- Alison!
616 00:47:37,550 00:47:38,630 -Hey, mister! -No. -Hey, mister! -No.
617 00:47:38,760 00:47:39,760 - No, no. -I'm sorry. - No, no. -I'm sorry.
618 00:47:39,850 00:47:41,510 My, my friend here, Alison-- My, my friend here, Alison--
619 00:47:41,640 00:47:43,250 -Is just leaving. -...thinks you're so cute. -Is just leaving. -...thinks you're so cute.
620 00:47:43,380 00:47:44,900 She thinks you're so hot! She thinks you're so hot!
621 00:47:46,210 00:47:48,030 She's just too shy to say it! She's just too shy to say it!
622 00:47:48,160 00:47:49,860 But we're gonna go because my parents are here-- But we're gonna go because my parents are here--
623 00:47:49,990 00:47:51,300 I like your hat! I like your hat!
624 00:47:51,430 00:47:52,870 -...and you're embarrassing. -What?! -...and you're embarrassing. -What?!
625 00:47:53,000 00:47:53,910 You need to stop it. You need to stop it.
626 00:47:57,170 00:47:58,520 You did on the bus! You did on the bus!
627 00:47:58,650 00:48:00,180 I, I didn't, no. I, I didn't, no.
628 00:48:00,260 00:48:01,870 -It's your mom and dad. -Hey, guys! -It's your mom and dad. -Hey, guys!
629 00:48:02,660 00:48:03,570 Hi. Hi.
630 00:48:29,380 00:48:30,380 Hello? Hello?
631 00:48:30,820 00:48:32,080 Oh! Oh!
632 00:48:32,170 00:48:33,560 Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh.
633 00:48:33,690 00:48:35,390 What are you doing out in this kind of weather What are you doing out in this kind of weather
634 00:48:35,470 00:48:37,040 without a proper coat on? without a proper coat on?
635 00:48:37,690 00:48:39,690 I think it's two below zero out there. I think it's two below zero out there.
636 00:48:40,130 00:48:41,650 I just got into town. I didn't... I just got into town. I didn't...
637 00:48:42,090 00:48:43,790 I didn't think it was gonna be this cold. I didn't think it was gonna be this cold.
638 00:48:43,920 00:48:46,920 Up here in the Great North Woods, we call this late summer. Up here in the Great North Woods, we call this late summer.
639 00:48:47,270 00:48:49,270 January is what we call cold. January is what we call cold.
640 00:48:50,180 00:48:51,580 I'm gonna get you a cup of coffee. I'm gonna get you a cup of coffee.
641 00:48:51,710 00:48:52,970 Would that be all right? Would that be all right?
642 00:48:53,060 00:48:55,140 You think that'll warm you up a little bit? You think that'll warm you up a little bit?
643 00:48:55,280 00:48:57,060 Yeah, that, that, that'd be real nice. Thank you. Yeah, that, that, that'd be real nice. Thank you.
644 00:48:59,240 00:49:01,060 You wouldn't happen to know if Gorman Street's You wouldn't happen to know if Gorman Street's
645 00:49:01,190 00:49:02,760 within walking distance of here, would you? within walking distance of here, would you?
646 00:49:02,890 00:49:05,550 Oh, it is, but I'm afraid that you'd be frozen to death Oh, it is, but I'm afraid that you'd be frozen to death
647 00:49:05,680 00:49:07,640 by the time you got halfway there. by the time you got halfway there.
648 00:49:07,770 00:49:08,770 -Okay. -Oh. -Okay. -Oh.
649 00:49:08,900 00:49:10,680 Is there, I dunno, Is there, I dunno,
650 00:49:10,810 00:49:12,120 a cab company I can call? a cab company I can call?
651 00:49:12,210 00:49:14,420 Yes. Yes, there is. Yes. Yes, there is.
652 00:49:20,000 00:49:23,520 Chad, I have a gentleman here that needs a ride up to Gorman Street. Chad, I have a gentleman here that needs a ride up to Gorman Street.
653 00:49:24,830 00:49:26,780 Oh, you're a doll. Okay. Oh, you're a doll. Okay.
654 00:49:26,920 00:49:28,130 Okay, great. I'll see you in a minute. Okay, great. I'll see you in a minute.
655 00:49:28,260 00:49:29,530 Bye-bye. Bye-bye.
656 00:49:30,400 00:49:33,180 Our cab driver is out of town for the holidays. Our cab driver is out of town for the holidays.
657 00:49:33,700 00:49:35,880 Abner heads down to the Sea of Cortez Abner heads down to the Sea of Cortez
658 00:49:36,010 00:49:38,620 to do some marlin fishing every year. to do some marlin fishing every year.
659 00:49:38,710 00:49:41,280 So I have a friend who's gonna give you a lift. So I have a friend who's gonna give you a lift.
660 00:49:42,100 00:49:44,280 -Ann-Marie Hinzelmann. -Mike Ainsel. -Ann-Marie Hinzelmann. -Mike Ainsel.
661 00:49:44,410 00:49:45,720 Mike Ainsel. Mike Ainsel.
662 00:49:45,800 00:49:47,330 Mike. That's a really nice name. Mike. That's a really nice name.
663 00:49:47,460 00:49:49,070 -Thank you. -Yes. -Thank you. -Yes.
664 00:49:50,200 00:49:52,590 Oh, well, it's nice to have some company in here. Oh, well, it's nice to have some company in here.
665 00:49:52,680 00:49:54,460 The store can get really quiet. The store can get really quiet.
666 00:49:54,550 00:49:56,420 That's quite the collection you got here. That's quite the collection you got here.
667 00:49:57,120 00:49:59,430 I know it. I am, I'm pretty proud of it. I know it. I am, I'm pretty proud of it.
668 00:50:01,730 00:50:04,080 Is there much demand for videos these days? Is there much demand for videos these days?
669 00:50:04,170 00:50:06,820 Well, there is when you live in a town with spotty Internet. Well, there is when you live in a town with spotty Internet.
670 00:50:07,480 00:50:09,390 And don't get me started on the cell service. And don't get me started on the cell service.
671 00:50:09,520 00:50:12,310 Not that I'm complaining; the extra income helps keep - Not that I'm complaining; the extra income helps keep -
672 00:50:12,960 00:50:15,790 I don't know - body and soul together or something like that. I don't know - body and soul together or something like that.
673 00:50:19,880 00:50:21,060 Oh! Oh!
674 00:50:21,190 00:50:22,710 You the fellow that needs a ride? You the fellow that needs a ride?
675 00:50:22,840 00:50:25,890 Chad Mulligan, please say hello to Mike Ainsel. Chad Mulligan, please say hello to Mike Ainsel.
676 00:50:26,500 00:50:28,460 Chad's the law in these parts. Chad's the law in these parts.
677 00:50:29,060 00:50:31,150 And temporary taxi driver every year 'round this time. And temporary taxi driver every year 'round this time.
678 00:50:33,030 00:50:35,110 Well, um, I'm parked out front. Well, um, I'm parked out front.
679 00:50:35,850 00:50:36,810 Okay, well, give me your coffee cup. Okay, well, give me your coffee cup.
680 00:50:37,550 00:50:38,550 -Thank you. -All right. -Thank you. -All right.
681 00:50:39,900 00:50:41,250 -After you. -And take care. -After you. -And take care.
682 00:50:41,380 00:50:43,820 And get yourself a proper coat, for heaven's sake. And get yourself a proper coat, for heaven's sake.
683 00:50:45,520 00:50:46,560 What most folks don't know What most folks don't know
684 00:50:46,690 00:50:48,000 is that the first settlers here, is that the first settlers here,
685 00:50:48,080 00:50:49,220 Lloyd and Martha Pruitt, Lloyd and Martha Pruitt,
686 00:50:49,350 00:50:50,690 were British loyalists, were British loyalists,
687 00:50:51,430 00:50:53,050 a little detail they had to keep under wraps a little detail they had to keep under wraps
688 00:50:53,180 00:50:54,350 in order to be awarded a homestead. in order to be awarded a homestead.
689 00:50:58,350 00:51:00,050 In the light of day, In the light of day,
690 00:51:00,700 00:51:02,180 it's one of the prettiest views around, it's one of the prettiest views around,
691 00:51:02,580 00:51:03,840 if I do say so myself. if I do say so myself.
692 00:51:07,450 00:51:10,630 So, how long you planning on being in town? So, how long you planning on being in town?
693 00:51:13,630 00:51:16,240 I don't know. A few days maybe. I don't know. A few days maybe.
694 00:51:17,030 00:51:19,770 Well, we don't get too many visitors this time of year. Well, we don't get too many visitors this time of year.
695 00:51:20,200 00:51:22,200 Too damn cold. Too damn cold.
696 00:51:23,160 00:51:25,770 Not really the type of town you can just pick up and move to Not really the type of town you can just pick up and move to
697 00:51:25,900 00:51:28,040 on the account of not being any housing available. on the account of not being any housing available.
698 00:51:28,170 00:51:31,430 You can't even build an outhouse with all the zoning restrictions. You can't even build an outhouse with all the zoning restrictions.
699 00:51:32,820 00:51:34,700 I guess I lucked out. I guess I lucked out.
700 00:51:34,830 00:51:35,700 Oh, yeah? Oh, yeah?
701 00:51:35,830 00:51:37,700 Yeah. Uncle... Yeah. Uncle...
702 00:51:37,830 00:51:39,870 rented a spot out here a few months back. rented a spot out here a few months back.
703 00:51:40,270 00:51:41,570 Thought I'd check it out. Thought I'd check it out.
704 00:51:44,660 00:51:47,930 Oh, your neighbor up here where you're staying is, uh, Oh, your neighbor up here where you're staying is, uh,
705 00:51:48,010 00:51:51,190 is an old friend of mine, Marguerite Olsen. is an old friend of mine, Marguerite Olsen.
706 00:51:51,930 00:51:54,060 You're gonna want to mind your P's and Q's, though. You're gonna want to mind your P's and Q's, though.
707 00:51:54,190 00:51:55,760 She runs the local paper. She runs the local paper.
708 00:51:55,890 00:51:57,720 So you never know what you say that'll end up in print. So you never know what you say that'll end up in print.
709 00:51:59,680 00:52:01,940 Okay. Well, I appreciate the heads-up. Okay. Well, I appreciate the heads-up.
710 00:52:05,810 00:52:08,860 All right. Here we are. All right. Here we are.
711 00:52:08,990 00:52:10,300 That's great. Well, thanks for the ride. That's great. Well, thanks for the ride.
712 00:52:11,470 00:52:12,650 Appreciate it. Appreciate it.
713 00:52:19,040 00:52:22,790 If you need anything, just give me a call. If you need anything, just give me a call.
714 00:52:23,570 00:52:25,010 Will do. Will do.
715 00:52:25,140 00:52:27,360 Oh, and make sure to give Mabel's Diner a try. Oh, and make sure to give Mabel's Diner a try.
716 00:52:27,660 00:52:28,970 Best pasties on the planet. Best pasties on the planet.
717 00:52:29,840 00:52:31,190 No! No!
717 00:52:29,840 00:52:31,190 No! No!