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1 00:00:00,609 00:00:02,306 [neon sign buzzing] [neon sign buzzing]
2 00:00:02,393 00:00:04,004 [Man] Shadow, [Man] Shadow,
3 00:00:04,091 00:00:05,527 we're gonna be releasing you later this afternoon. we're gonna be releasing you later this afternoon.
4 00:00:05,657 00:00:06,528 Your wife ... Your wife ...
5 00:00:06,658 00:00:08,356 [thunder crashing] [thunder crashing]
6 00:00:08,486 00:00:10,053 ...she died in the early hours of this morning. ...she died in the early hours of this morning.
7 00:00:10,575 00:00:11,881 [tires squealing, honking] [tires squealing, honking]
8 00:00:12,012 00:00:14,057 [glass shattering] [glass shattering]
9 00:00:14,840 00:00:16,277 -[coin clinking] -[Mad Sweeney] My lucky coin. -[coin clinking] -[Mad Sweeney] My lucky coin.
10 00:00:16,451 00:00:19,410
11 00:00:19,976 00:00:22,631 Give me my fucking coin, dead wife. Give me my fucking coin, dead wife.
12 00:00:22,761 00:00:24,415 [Mad Sweeney] You get your life back; I get my coin. [Mad Sweeney] You get your life back; I get my coin.
13 00:00:24,546 00:00:26,461 Deal's off, I'm keeping your fucking coin. Deal's off, I'm keeping your fucking coin.
14 00:00:26,591 00:00:28,680 I usually end up getting what I want. I usually end up getting what I want.
15 00:00:28,811 00:00:31,466 I could be Mr. Wednesday with a shake of the hand. I could be Mr. Wednesday with a shake of the hand.
16 00:00:31,596 00:00:33,511 I could use a fellow like you. I could use a fellow like you.
17 00:00:33,642 00:00:34,904 [Mr. Wednesday] You're my man now. [Mr. Wednesday] You're my man now.
18 00:00:35,035 00:00:37,037 [Shadow] When you start to piss me off, I'm gone. [Shadow] When you start to piss me off, I'm gone.
19 00:00:37,167 00:00:38,386 We have a compact. We have a compact.
20 00:00:38,516 00:00:40,562 [electronic chittering] [electronic chittering]
21 00:00:41,128 00:00:42,172 [distorted] Hello, Shadow. [distorted] Hello, Shadow.
22 00:00:43,565 00:00:44,783 You're working for Wednesday. You're working for Wednesday.
23 00:00:44,914 00:00:45,958 Yeah. Yeah.
24 00:00:46,089 00:00:48,048 What is it Wednesday is up to? What is it Wednesday is up to?
25 00:00:48,396 00:00:50,615 You want us to go to war. You want us to go to war.
26 00:00:50,746 00:00:53,662 [Mr. Wednesday] Believe me, these New Gods are not going anywhere soon. [Mr. Wednesday] Believe me, these New Gods are not going anywhere soon.
27 00:00:53,749 00:00:56,795 They've already replaced us; now they want to destroy us. They've already replaced us; now they want to destroy us.
28 00:00:57,709 00:00:59,450 Your attack will only work against you. Your attack will only work against you.
29 00:00:59,581 00:01:01,757 Make it easier for Odin to convince Make it easier for Odin to convince
30 00:01:01,844 00:01:03,759 those who were on the fence to join his cause. those who were on the fence to join his cause.
31 00:01:05,195 00:01:07,589 [Mr. Wednesday] Guard my spear as you will guard my life. [Mr. Wednesday] Guard my spear as you will guard my life.
32 00:01:07,676 00:01:10,809 Wars are coming, Shadow. I have a big role for you. Wars are coming, Shadow. I have a big role for you.
33 00:01:11,158 00:01:12,507 [Mad Sweeney screams] [Mad Sweeney screams]
34 00:01:12,637 00:01:15,075 I was killed by a God. Which fucking God?! I was killed by a God. Which fucking God?!
35 00:01:15,205 00:01:16,641 Wednesday. Wednesday.
36 00:01:16,772 00:01:17,860 [Mad Sweeney sighing in relief] [Mad Sweeney sighing in relief]
37 00:01:17,990 00:01:19,296 Fuck that guy. Fuck that guy.
38 00:01:20,210 00:01:21,081 [Shadow] I guess I believe in him. [Shadow] I guess I believe in him.
39 00:01:22,125 00:01:23,518 I wanna believe in you. I wanna believe in you.
40 00:01:23,648 00:01:24,910 [Mad Sweeney] He's Wednesday's now. [Mad Sweeney] He's Wednesday's now.
41 00:01:24,997 00:01:26,477 Hurts when someone takes what's yours. Hurts when someone takes what's yours.
42 00:01:27,174 00:01:28,566 Love... Love...
43 00:01:28,697 00:01:31,482 is the most powerful weapon of war. is the most powerful weapon of war.
44 00:01:32,396 00:01:34,877 [Bilquis] Love and war may sit on opposite sides of a coin, [Bilquis] Love and war may sit on opposite sides of a coin,
45 00:01:35,312 00:01:37,314 but only so they may never meet. but only so they may never meet.
46 00:01:38,054 00:01:39,664 [Quantum Boy] What do you think happens [Quantum Boy] What do you think happens
47 00:01:39,795 00:01:40,926 when you touch a God? when you touch a God?
48 00:01:43,146 00:01:44,495 What happened to our arrangement? What happened to our arrangement?
49 00:01:44,626 00:01:46,062 Go help save Shadow. Go help save Shadow.
50 00:01:46,193 00:01:47,411 [Mad Sweeney] You owe me a battle, Grimnir. [Mad Sweeney] You owe me a battle, Grimnir.
51 00:01:48,064 00:01:49,848 You really want to know why I picked you? You really want to know why I picked you?
52 00:01:49,935 00:01:51,328 Just tell me. Just tell me.
53 00:01:51,459 00:01:52,808 [Mr. Wednesday] We are the same. [Mr. Wednesday] We are the same.
54 00:01:52,938 00:01:54,810 -[thunder crashing] -[overlapping voices] -[thunder crashing] -[overlapping voices]
55 00:01:54,940 00:01:56,420 [Shadow] Motto: Like father, like son. [Shadow] Motto: Like father, like son.
56 00:01:56,551 00:01:58,727 [Mr. Wednesday] Sometimes you remind me of my son. [Mr. Wednesday] Sometimes you remind me of my son.
57 00:01:58,857 00:01:59,902 -[Shadow] Your son? -[coin clinking] -[Shadow] Your son? -[coin clinking]
58 00:02:00,032 00:02:01,077 I want to believe in you. I want to believe in you.
59 00:02:01,860 00:02:03,558 [Mr. Wednesday] Gods are real if you believe in them. [Mr. Wednesday] Gods are real if you believe in them.
60 00:02:05,212 00:02:07,431 The storm is coming. The storm is coming.
61 00:02:08,563 00:02:09,433 [glass shattering] [glass shattering]
62 00:02:12,262 00:02:14,482 [Czernobog] Whoever did this, I curse. [Czernobog] Whoever did this, I curse.
63 00:02:15,831 00:02:16,745 [Technical Boy] Fuck! [Technical Boy] Fuck!
64 00:02:17,528 00:02:19,400 [pulsing] [pulsing]
65 00:02:20,531 00:02:22,229 [Mad Sweeney] Someone here is gonna die soon. [Mad Sweeney] Someone here is gonna die soon.
66 00:02:22,664 00:02:24,231 Don't get in the fucking way. Don't get in the fucking way.
67 00:02:24,753 00:02:25,667 [coins clinking] [coins clinking]
68 00:02:29,714 00:02:31,238 Sweeney died last night. Sweeney died last night.
69 00:02:33,065 00:02:34,066 [Laura] I'm gonna kill Wednesday. [Laura] I'm gonna kill Wednesday.
70 00:02:34,197 00:02:35,372 Are you gonna try and stop me? Are you gonna try and stop me?
71 00:02:35,938 00:02:37,331 -[Shadow] Free country. -[gunshot] -[Shadow] Free country. -[gunshot]
72 00:02:38,984 00:02:40,638 [Female newscaster on TV] State police agencies have connected these suspects-- [Female newscaster on TV] State police agencies have connected these suspects--
73 00:02:40,769 00:02:41,683 [Shadow] Fuck! [Shadow] Fuck!
74 00:02:42,597 00:02:44,381 [sirens] [sirens]
75 00:02:44,903 00:02:47,341 My boy is gonna be just fine. My boy is gonna be just fine.
76 00:02:47,471 00:02:48,429 [Police officer] ID? [Police officer] ID?
77 00:02:48,603 00:02:50,518
78 00:02:56,219 00:02:57,351
79 00:03:00,354 00:03:02,921 [classical music playing] [classical music playing]
80 00:03:09,798 00:03:11,756
81 00:03:18,633 00:03:20,287 [sliding] [sliding]
82 00:03:23,812 00:03:26,728
83 00:03:41,699 00:03:43,048
84 00:03:43,527 00:03:45,050 [heavy metal music] [heavy metal music]
85 00:03:46,443 00:03:47,792 [crowd cheering] [crowd cheering]
86 00:03:58,629 00:04:00,718 [crowd cheering] [crowd cheering]
87 00:04:05,593 00:04:07,725 We are Blood Death We are Blood Death
88 00:04:08,422 00:04:10,511 and this is dedicated to the All-Father! and this is dedicated to the All-Father!
89 00:04:12,817 00:04:15,690 [Johan] Get ready for war, motherfuckers! [Johan] Get ready for war, motherfuckers!
90 00:04:16,256 00:04:19,259 Break every bone in tribute! Break every bone in tribute!
91 00:04:21,696 00:04:23,306 [crowd cheering] [crowd cheering]
92 00:04:25,656 00:04:27,571 [Johan] Praise the All-Father for his blessing of death! [Johan] Praise the All-Father for his blessing of death!
93 00:04:29,573 00:04:31,227 Let there be blood! Let there be blood!
94 00:04:36,058 00:04:38,843
95 00:04:48,853 00:04:50,464 [Johan singing in a screeching voice] [Johan singing in a screeching voice]
96 00:04:55,251 00:04:56,948
97 00:05:11,180 00:05:13,313
98 00:05:18,405 00:05:19,884 [music accelerating] [music accelerating]
99 00:05:27,239 00:05:31,374 [crowd] Odin! Odin! Odin! Odin! Odin! [crowd] Odin! Odin! Odin! Odin! Odin!
100 00:05:31,461 00:05:33,507 Odin! Odin! Odin! Odin! Odin! Odin! Odin! Odin!
101 00:05:33,637 00:05:35,422 Hail the All-father. Hail the All-father.
102 00:05:35,552 00:05:39,426 [crowd] Odin! Odin! Odin! Odin! [crowd] Odin! Odin! Odin! Odin!
103 00:05:39,556 00:05:42,298 Odin! Odin! Odin! Odin! Odin! Odin! Odin! Odin!
104 00:05:42,429 00:05:44,300 Odin! Odin! Odin! Odin! Odin! Odin!
105 00:05:44,431 00:05:49,044 [maniacal scream] [maniacal scream]
106 00:05:50,785 00:05:51,829 [scream ends] [scream ends]
107 00:05:55,746 00:05:57,357
108 00:07:19,961 00:07:22,093
109 00:07:25,183 00:07:26,620
110 00:07:31,189 00:07:32,974 [liquid bubbling] [liquid bubbling]
111 00:07:33,061 00:07:34,192 [machinery crackling] [machinery crackling]
112 00:07:37,848 00:07:41,112 ♪ I got nothing Got nothing to lose ♪ ♪ I got nothing Got nothing to lose ♪
113 00:07:41,243 00:07:42,984 [indistinct chatter] [indistinct chatter]
114 00:07:43,114 00:07:44,333 [saw buzzing] [saw buzzing]
115 00:07:44,420 00:07:47,467 ♪ I'm coming Coming for you ♪ ♪ I'm coming Coming for you ♪
116 00:07:47,641 00:07:50,644 ♪ With a hard head Tired of it too ♪ ♪ With a hard head Tired of it too ♪
117 00:07:50,774 00:07:52,863 [rumbling] [rumbling]
118 00:07:52,950 00:07:55,692 ♪ I want to take a walk in the wild ♪ ♪ I want to take a walk in the wild ♪
119 00:07:55,866 00:07:59,087 ♪ I want to feel our hearts collide ♪ ♪ I want to feel our hearts collide ♪
120 00:07:59,174 00:08:01,916 ♪ I want to feel a light ♪ ♪ I want to feel a light ♪
121 00:08:05,180 00:08:06,660 Yo, Mike. Yo, Mike.
122 00:08:07,922 00:08:10,533 You drop-balled that entire pile of frag before lunch? You drop-balled that entire pile of frag before lunch?
123 00:08:10,664 00:08:13,797 Uh, yeah. Yeah. Ain't no thing. Uh, yeah. Yeah. Ain't no thing.
124 00:08:13,928 00:08:16,321 Yeah, but you only been on the line a minute and you roll like that? Yeah, but you only been on the line a minute and you roll like that?
125 00:08:16,408 00:08:18,715 Damn, you're a quick study. Damn, you're a quick study.
126 00:08:19,063 00:08:21,239 Well, I got a good teacher. Well, I got a good teacher.
127 00:08:21,370 00:08:23,633 Okay. Okay, I'll take that. Okay. Okay, I'll take that.
128 00:08:23,764 00:08:25,287 [chuckling] [chuckling]
129 00:08:26,462 00:08:28,116 [Supervisor] Hey, Mike, [Supervisor] Hey, Mike,
130 00:08:28,246 00:08:29,117 you got a minute? you got a minute?
131 00:08:29,247 00:08:30,814 Yeah, sure. Yeah, sure.
132 00:08:32,686 00:08:34,470 Uh, catch you in the break room? Uh, catch you in the break room?
133 00:08:34,601 00:08:36,341 Yeah, you will. Yeah, you will.
134 00:08:36,472 00:08:38,735 We got some bones to slap, so don't even think about We got some bones to slap, so don't even think about
135 00:08:38,866 00:08:40,694 skipping out on the ass-kicking I'm about to lay down. skipping out on the ass-kicking I'm about to lay down.
136 00:08:40,824 00:08:42,173 [laughing] [laughing]
137 00:08:42,260 00:08:43,610 Sorry. Sorry, boss. Sorry. Sorry, boss.
138 00:08:44,741 00:08:48,136 Mike, you're aware we've been having issues with staffing. Mike, you're aware we've been having issues with staffing.
139 00:08:49,137 00:08:50,878 We just landed this military contract. We just landed this military contract.
140 00:08:51,008 00:08:52,532 There's not a lot of wiggle room in the bid. There's not a lot of wiggle room in the bid.
141 00:08:52,662 00:08:53,750 We want to put our best people on it-- We want to put our best people on it--
142 00:08:53,881 00:08:55,099 And with me being new-- And with me being new--
143 00:08:55,230 00:08:56,797 I'd like you to be on the project. I'd like you to be on the project.
144 00:08:57,972 00:08:59,974 Position comes with a pay raise and all the overtime you want. Position comes with a pay raise and all the overtime you want.
145 00:09:00,104 00:09:01,366 Interested? Interested?
146 00:09:02,672 00:09:04,761 Yeah. Of, of course. Yeah. Of, of course.
147 00:09:04,892 00:09:07,372 Um, I don't want to leave my team in the lurch. Um, I don't want to leave my team in the lurch.
148 00:09:07,503 00:09:09,679 Well, Sadie's the one who put you up for the job. Well, Sadie's the one who put you up for the job.
149 00:09:09,766 00:09:11,463 She's got an eye for talent, She's got an eye for talent,
150 00:09:11,551 00:09:14,162 thinks it's a good opportunity for you and I, uh, agree. thinks it's a good opportunity for you and I, uh, agree.
151 00:09:14,858 00:09:16,599 I don't know what to say. Uh, thank you. I don't know what to say. Uh, thank you.
152 00:09:17,469 00:09:18,383 All right. All right.
153 00:09:20,168 00:09:22,344 And since this is a government thing, And since this is a government thing,
154 00:09:22,474 00:09:23,824 the feds are gonna do a background check, the feds are gonna do a background check,
155 00:09:23,954 00:09:26,043 make sure you're not a spy or whatever. make sure you're not a spy or whatever.
156 00:09:26,174 00:09:28,829 Pretty routine. Just, uh, Pretty routine. Just, uh,
157 00:09:29,917 00:09:31,701 hide the porn when they come to pay a visit. hide the porn when they come to pay a visit.
158 00:09:33,529 00:09:35,531 Yeah, sure. Will do. Yeah, sure. Will do.
159 00:09:40,971 00:09:43,278 [Laura] Look, Brigitte, your boy was swinging his magic voodoo dick around [Laura] Look, Brigitte, your boy was swinging his magic voodoo dick around
160 00:09:43,408 00:09:44,714 telling me he could bring the leprechaun back. telling me he could bring the leprechaun back.
161 00:09:44,845 00:09:46,411 -[Man] Yo, Brigitte. -Hiya, George. -[Man] Yo, Brigitte. -Hiya, George.
162 00:09:46,542 00:09:48,631 It was three fucking months ago. What is the deal? It was three fucking months ago. What is the deal?
163 00:09:48,762 00:09:50,328 [Brigitte] I'm gonna be real with you, Lil' Bit. [Brigitte] I'm gonna be real with you, Lil' Bit.
164 00:09:50,459 00:09:53,244 That big dick is as magic as it gets. That big dick is as magic as it gets.
165 00:09:53,375 00:09:56,204 But, heh, he ain't been swingin' it at no fucking leprechaun. But, heh, he ain't been swingin' it at no fucking leprechaun.
166 00:09:57,379 00:09:58,815 Let me talk to Samedi. Let me talk to Samedi.
167 00:09:58,946 00:10:00,382 Like I told you last time, Like I told you last time,
168 00:10:00,512 00:10:01,949 he's in Hialeah at a loa family reunion. he's in Hialeah at a loa family reunion.
169 00:10:02,079 00:10:03,385 When the fuck is he back? When the fuck is he back?
170 00:10:04,299 00:10:06,301 I'm the Lord of the Dead's fuck buddy, I'm the Lord of the Dead's fuck buddy,
171 00:10:06,431 00:10:08,390 not his appointment secretary. not his appointment secretary.
172 00:10:10,305 00:10:12,263 Look, I know Samedi gave it his best shot. Look, I know Samedi gave it his best shot.
173 00:10:12,394 00:10:14,483 Potions, gris-gris, the whole nine. Potions, gris-gris, the whole nine.
174 00:10:14,570 00:10:17,617 But, heh-heh, resurrecting a god isn't as easy as you'd think. But, heh-heh, resurrecting a god isn't as easy as you'd think.
175 00:10:18,182 00:10:20,228 Especially when no one believes in him anymore. Especially when no one believes in him anymore.
176 00:10:20,358 00:10:22,926 What if you didn't have to bring him all the way back to life? What if you didn't have to bring him all the way back to life?
177 00:10:23,013 00:10:26,060 I mean, what if he just had to be undead enough I mean, what if he just had to be undead enough
178 00:10:26,190 00:10:27,888 to perform a relatively simple task? to perform a relatively simple task?
179 00:10:29,150 00:10:30,455 Such as? Such as?
180 00:10:31,413 00:10:32,849 I need something from his hoard. It's... I need something from his hoard. It's...
181 00:10:33,894 00:10:35,286 It's a revenge thing. It's a revenge thing.
182 00:10:35,417 00:10:37,462 There's a certain motherfucker that's got it coming. There's a certain motherfucker that's got it coming.
183 00:10:37,593 00:10:40,944 You sure revenge is the only reason you want this leprechaun back? You sure revenge is the only reason you want this leprechaun back?
184 00:10:42,119 00:10:43,860 Not that it's any of my business. Not that it's any of my business.
185 00:10:43,991 00:10:45,601 No, it's really not any of your business. No, it's really not any of your business.
186 00:10:45,732 00:10:46,907 But, yes. But, yes.
187 00:10:47,037 00:10:48,952 Payback's the only itch I gotta scratch. Payback's the only itch I gotta scratch.
188 00:10:49,083 00:10:50,780 I'm afraid you're out of luck, Lil' Bit. I'm afraid you're out of luck, Lil' Bit.
189 00:10:51,476 00:10:52,913 There's really nothing more the Baron can do. There's really nothing more the Baron can do.
190 00:10:53,478 00:10:55,263 Good news is, Good news is,
191 00:10:55,393 00:10:58,048 Sweeney's pretty well preserved. Sweeney's pretty well preserved.
192 00:10:58,179 00:11:00,660 If he didn't have god energy, If he didn't have god energy,
193 00:11:00,790 00:11:03,663 he'd be a puddle of Irish stew by now. he'd be a puddle of Irish stew by now.
194 00:11:03,793 00:11:05,316 [Laura] Oh, that's fantastic. [Laura] Oh, that's fantastic.
195 00:11:05,447 00:11:07,318 A good-looking corpse doesn't really get the job done. A good-looking corpse doesn't really get the job done.
196 00:11:08,755 00:11:09,712 What about this? What about this?
197 00:11:09,843 00:11:11,975 The gris-gris Samedi gave me. The gris-gris Samedi gave me.
198 00:11:12,454 00:11:14,064 Would this work on him? Would this work on him?
199 00:11:15,022 00:11:16,719 The magic in that secret sauce is meant for you and you alone. The magic in that secret sauce is meant for you and you alone.
200 00:11:17,894 00:11:18,852 My fucking luck. My fucking luck.
201 00:11:19,417 00:11:21,245 Et voilà! Et voilà!
202 00:11:23,247 00:11:24,684 This is him. This is him.
203 00:11:25,902 00:11:27,251
204 00:11:28,122 00:11:29,427 Really? Really?
205 00:11:31,516 00:11:33,170 [cart wheels squeaking] [cart wheels squeaking]
206 00:11:35,782 00:11:37,740 [metallic rattling] [metallic rattling]
207 00:11:44,312 00:11:47,358 ♪ Dead love couldn't go no further ♪ ♪ Dead love couldn't go no further ♪
208 00:11:47,532 00:11:50,144 ♪ Proud of and disgusted by her ♪ ♪ Proud of and disgusted by her ♪
209 00:11:50,318 00:11:53,277 ♪ Push shove, a little bruised and battered ♪ ♪ Push shove, a little bruised and battered ♪
210 00:11:53,843 00:11:56,454 ♪ Oh Lord I ain't coming home with you ♪ ♪ Oh Lord I ain't coming home with you ♪
211 00:11:59,893 00:12:02,809 ♪ My life's a bit more colder ♪ ♪ My life's a bit more colder ♪
212 00:12:02,939 00:12:06,203 -♪ Dead wife is what I told her ♪ -[sighs] -♪ Dead wife is what I told her ♪ -[sighs]
213 00:12:06,290 00:12:08,902 ♪ Brass knife sinks into my shoulder ♪ ♪ Brass knife sinks into my shoulder ♪
214 00:12:09,467 00:12:10,294 ♪ Oh babe don't know what I'm gonna do ♪ ♪ Oh babe don't know what I'm gonna do ♪
215 00:12:10,425 00:12:11,165 [metallic rattling] [metallic rattling]
216 00:12:13,645 00:12:15,343 [coins tinkling] [coins tinkling]
217 00:12:18,955 00:12:21,262
218 00:12:24,744 00:12:27,355 ♪ In hell I'll be in good company ♪ ♪ In hell I'll be in good company ♪
219 00:12:33,927 00:12:35,885 [door creaking] [door creaking]
220 00:12:50,247 00:12:51,814 [sighs] [sighs]
221 00:13:10,920 00:13:14,881 ♪ Raven fly ♪ ♪ Raven fly ♪
222 00:13:15,055 00:13:17,100 ♪ On the river ♪ ♪ On the river ♪
223 00:13:18,667 00:13:22,236 ♪ Rapids raging ♪ ♪ Rapids raging ♪
224 00:13:22,410 00:13:24,804 ♪ In her chest ♪ ♪ In her chest ♪
225 00:13:26,370 00:13:30,331 ♪ See her body ♪ ♪ See her body ♪
226 00:13:30,505 00:13:32,463 ♪ Flying over ♪ ♪ Flying over ♪
227 00:13:34,074 00:13:37,120 ♪ With a song ♪ ♪ With a song ♪
228 00:13:37,251 00:13:39,514 [Laura grunting] [Laura grunting]
229 00:13:41,777 00:13:45,650 ♪ River roll ♪ ♪ River roll ♪
230 00:13:45,825 00:13:47,565 ♪ Down a mountain ♪ ♪ Down a mountain ♪
231 00:13:49,002 00:13:50,003 [knife clattering] [knife clattering]
232 00:13:50,177 00:13:53,484 ♪ Wash your face ♪ ♪ Wash your face ♪
233 00:13:53,615 00:13:55,269 [Laura grunting, panting] [Laura grunting, panting]
234 00:13:57,706 00:14:01,188 ♪ Tell the sirens ♪ ♪ Tell the sirens ♪
235 00:14:01,318 00:14:03,625 [coin tinkling] [coin tinkling]
236 00:14:05,279 00:14:08,673 ♪ I'm a comin'♪ ♪ I'm a comin'♪
237 00:14:08,848 00:14:10,632 ♪ And then they'll see ♪ ♪ And then they'll see ♪
238 00:14:13,417 00:14:15,855 ♪ Raven cry ♪ ♪ Raven cry ♪
239 00:14:20,772 00:14:22,687 [thud, coin clinking] [thud, coin clinking]
240 00:14:27,083 00:14:28,868 [clinking] [clinking]
241 00:14:29,042 00:14:32,045 ♪ Tell the sirens ♪ ♪ Tell the sirens ♪
242 00:14:32,219 00:14:35,526 ♪ I'm a comin' ♪ ♪ I'm a comin' ♪
243 00:14:36,701 00:14:38,703 ♪ I'm a comin'♪ ♪ I'm a comin'♪
244 00:14:38,878 00:14:41,663 ♪ And they'll see ♪ ♪ And they'll see ♪
245 00:14:43,317 00:14:44,535 [rustling] [rustling]
246 00:14:44,709 00:14:47,147 ♪ I'm a comin' ♪ ♪ I'm a comin' ♪
247 00:14:47,234 00:14:50,628 ♪ And they'll see ♪ ♪ And they'll see ♪
248 00:14:50,715 00:14:51,803 [coin tinkling] [coin tinkling]
249 00:14:52,543 00:14:53,805 [buzzer blaring] [buzzer blaring]
250 00:14:55,677 00:14:58,723 ♪ You sweet little thing ♪ ♪ You sweet little thing ♪
251 00:14:58,898 00:15:00,812 ♪ With your dirty, dirty wheels ♪ ♪ With your dirty, dirty wheels ♪
252 00:15:01,291 00:15:04,381 ♪ You sweet little thing ♪ ♪ You sweet little thing ♪
253 00:15:04,555 00:15:07,471 ♪ With your dirty, dirty wheels ♪ ♪ With your dirty, dirty wheels ♪
254 00:15:07,645 00:15:08,559 ♪ I loves the game ♪ ♪ I loves the game ♪
255 00:15:08,690 00:15:10,561 [indistinct chatter] [indistinct chatter]
256 00:15:10,735 00:15:11,562 ♪ I wants to play ♪ ♪ I wants to play ♪
257 00:15:11,693 00:15:13,173 Hey, Sadie. Hey, Sadie.
258 00:15:14,000 00:15:15,871 You know, I've been thinking, uh... You know, I've been thinking, uh...
259 00:15:16,611 00:15:18,961 you might need to find a new hobby. you might need to find a new hobby.
260 00:15:19,092 00:15:20,832 This domino thing? This domino thing?
261 00:15:21,529 00:15:23,139 I'm kinda tired of taking your money. I'm kinda tired of taking your money.
262 00:15:23,270 00:15:25,272 Oh, you a dominologist now? Oh, you a dominologist now?
263 00:15:26,142 00:15:28,188 All right, let's see what you got good tomorrow, brother. All right, let's see what you got good tomorrow, brother.
264 00:15:28,275 00:15:29,363 Yeah? Yeah?
265 00:15:29,493 00:15:30,190 -Yeah. -I look forward to it. -Yeah. -I look forward to it.
266 00:15:30,320 00:15:31,234 It's on. It's on.
267 00:15:31,365 00:15:32,409 [chuckling] [chuckling]
268 00:15:33,845 00:15:35,108 ♪ Well, well, well, well ♪ ♪ Well, well, well, well ♪
269 00:15:39,895 00:15:41,462 ♪ Well, well, well, well ♪ ♪ Well, well, well, well ♪
270 00:15:45,857 00:15:47,729 ♪ Well, well, well, well ♪ ♪ Well, well, well, well ♪
271 00:15:47,859 00:15:48,948 [Woman] Oh! [Woman] Oh!
272 00:15:49,078 00:15:50,993 -Oh, you okay? -Oh! -Oh, you okay? -Oh!
273 00:15:51,124 00:15:52,864 Oh, well, aren't you an angel? Oh, well, aren't you an angel?
274 00:15:53,213 00:15:54,910 Strong too. Strong too.
275 00:15:55,041 00:15:57,869 Um, do you need a hand? It's kind of slippery. Um, do you need a hand? It's kind of slippery.
276 00:15:58,000 00:15:59,175 Oh. Oh.
277 00:15:59,784 00:16:01,786 My name is Helen. What's yours? My name is Helen. What's yours?
278 00:16:01,917 00:16:03,049 It's Mike. It's Mike.
279 00:16:03,136 00:16:06,052 Oh, that's my husband's name. Oh, that's my husband's name.
280 00:16:06,574 00:16:10,186 God rest his soul. I just buried him today. God rest his soul. I just buried him today.
281 00:16:10,491 00:16:13,189 Oh, no. I'm sorry for your loss. Oh, no. I'm sorry for your loss.
282 00:16:13,320 00:16:17,454 You remind me of him: decent, kind, good-hearted. You remind me of him: decent, kind, good-hearted.
283 00:16:17,585 00:16:18,586 [chuckling] [chuckling]
284 00:16:18,716 00:16:19,804 Well endowed. Well endowed.
285 00:16:20,936 00:16:23,591 The hands tell the tale. The hands tell the tale.
286 00:16:24,244 00:16:27,943 He was also a liar, a cheat and a con man, He was also a liar, a cheat and a con man,
287 00:16:28,074 00:16:31,773 capable of deception and great cruelty. capable of deception and great cruelty.
288 00:16:32,817 00:16:36,778 He was transformed by the grace and forgiveness of his family. He was transformed by the grace and forgiveness of his family.
289 00:16:36,908 00:16:41,522 It was forgiveness that allowed us, me, to see past his failings. It was forgiveness that allowed us, me, to see past his failings.
290 00:16:43,132 00:16:45,395 [turning into Mr. Wednesday's voice] But a man's sins can never be undone. [turning into Mr. Wednesday's voice] But a man's sins can never be undone.
291 00:16:45,526 00:16:48,094 If my husband could speak now, If my husband could speak now,
292 00:16:48,181 00:16:50,618 he'd offer his humble apology he'd offer his humble apology
293 00:16:50,705 00:16:53,099 for all the hurt he has caused. for all the hurt he has caused.
294 00:16:53,229 00:16:57,364 Even though he is now with the angels, I can hear him say it. Even though he is now with the angels, I can hear him say it.
295 00:17:00,628 00:17:02,064 Nice party trick, asshole. Nice party trick, asshole.
296 00:17:03,761 00:17:05,241 Go fuck yourself. Go fuck yourself.
297 00:17:12,118 00:17:13,902 [soft whoosh] [soft whoosh]
298 00:17:17,471 00:17:18,776 You motherfucker... You motherfucker...
299 00:17:19,734 00:17:21,475 As charged. As charged.
300 00:17:22,041 00:17:24,608 Like the new look. Less severe. Like the new look. Less severe.
301 00:17:24,695 00:17:25,696 What are you doing here? What are you doing here?
302 00:17:25,827 00:17:27,437 I'm here to extract you, I'm here to extract you,
303 00:17:27,568 00:17:30,179 pre-emptively, from a... situation. pre-emptively, from a... situation.
304 00:17:30,310 00:17:32,790 You're not extracting me from anywhere. You're not extracting me from anywhere.
305 00:17:33,748 00:17:35,358 'Kay? I came to Milwaukee to make a new life for myself. 'Kay? I came to Milwaukee to make a new life for myself.
306 00:17:35,489 00:17:36,838 Doesn't include you. Doesn't include you.
307 00:17:36,968 00:17:38,231 You were supposed to go to Lakeside. You were supposed to go to Lakeside.
308 00:17:38,361 00:17:40,146 Or didn't the address on that driver's licence Or didn't the address on that driver's licence
309 00:17:40,276 00:17:43,149 make it clear enough to you, Mike? make it clear enough to you, Mike?
310 00:17:46,282 00:17:48,415 I don't do your bidding anymore. I don't do your bidding anymore.
311 00:17:49,807 00:17:51,287 I'm not your man. I'm not your man.
312 00:17:51,418 00:17:53,594 This is not the best time to discuss our compact, This is not the best time to discuss our compact,
313 00:17:53,724 00:17:55,857 given your legal situation. given your legal situation.
314 00:17:57,380 00:17:59,469 Well, you're gonna have to come up with a better con than that. Well, you're gonna have to come up with a better con than that.
315 00:17:59,600 00:18:02,559 I've got nothing to do with this background check they're running on you. I've got nothing to do with this background check they're running on you.
316 00:18:02,646 00:18:05,606 No? Yet you seem to know all about it? No? Yet you seem to know all about it?
317 00:18:05,736 00:18:07,216 Oh, let me guess. Oh, let me guess.
318 00:18:07,347 00:18:09,305 A little fucking birdie told you, huh? A little fucking birdie told you, huh?
319 00:18:09,436 00:18:11,351 Two, as a matter of fact. Two, as a matter of fact.
320 00:18:12,352 00:18:13,657 Yeah. Yeah.
321 00:18:15,398 00:18:17,008 Stay away from me. Stay away from me.
322 00:18:17,139 00:18:18,227 We're done. We're done.
323 00:18:23,798 00:18:25,452
324 00:18:25,713 00:18:26,801 [static] [static]
325 00:18:26,975 00:18:29,934 ♪ That's where I'll be ♪ ♪ That's where I'll be ♪
326 00:18:30,109 00:18:32,111 ♪ Where the girls are ♪ ♪ Where the girls are ♪
327 00:18:33,547 00:18:35,288 ♪ That's where I'll be ♪ ♪ That's where I'll be ♪
328 00:18:38,073 00:18:40,684 ♪ Girl I'll even tell your sister ♪ ♪ Girl I'll even tell your sister ♪
329 00:18:41,598 00:18:44,166 ♪ Girl, I love you like no other ♪ ♪ Girl, I love you like no other ♪
330 00:18:44,340 00:18:47,474 ♪ I'll be your mistress, be your mistress ♪ ♪ I'll be your mistress, be your mistress ♪
331 00:18:48,431 00:18:50,825 ♪ Girl, I'll even tell your mother ♪ ♪ Girl, I'll even tell your mother ♪
332 00:18:51,304 00:18:54,568 ♪ When I'm right, I say I'm right ♪ ♪ When I'm right, I say I'm right ♪
333 00:18:54,655 00:18:58,528 ♪ If I'm wrong, please tell me I'm wrong ♪ ♪ If I'm wrong, please tell me I'm wrong ♪
334 00:18:58,615 00:19:01,444 ♪ Come on home with me tonight ♪ ♪ Come on home with me tonight ♪
335 00:19:01,618 00:19:05,187 ♪ Let me love you all night long ♪ ♪ Let me love you all night long ♪
336 00:19:05,274 00:19:08,799 ♪ Girl I'll even tell your sister ♪ ♪ Girl I'll even tell your sister ♪
337 00:19:08,973 00:19:12,063 ♪ Girl I love you like no other ♪ ♪ Girl I love you like no other ♪
338 00:19:12,151 00:19:15,328 ♪ I'll be your mistress, be your mistress ♪ ♪ I'll be your mistress, be your mistress ♪
339 00:19:15,502 00:19:18,026 ♪ Girl, I'll even tell your mother ♪ ♪ Girl, I'll even tell your mother ♪
340 00:19:20,768 00:19:22,117 [Ms. World] Your attention please. [Ms. World] Your attention please.
341 00:19:26,121 00:19:27,383 [electronic chittering] [electronic chittering]
342 00:19:28,079 00:19:29,298 Whoa. Whoa.
343 00:19:29,429 00:19:32,171 -Ms. World. I like it. -Super hot. -Ms. World. I like it. -Super hot.
344 00:19:32,301 00:19:33,824 [Ms. World] Today was supposed to be roll-out day, [Ms. World] Today was supposed to be roll-out day,
345 00:19:33,911 00:19:37,654 was it not? For the first components of the SHARD project? was it not? For the first components of the SHARD project?
346 00:19:37,785 00:19:40,657 Today you were supposed to tweet, post, clap back, Today you were supposed to tweet, post, clap back,
347 00:19:40,788 00:19:43,312 trend, and go high key with our messaging. trend, and go high key with our messaging.
348 00:19:43,399 00:19:45,836 But instead of taking the first glorious steps But instead of taking the first glorious steps
349 00:19:45,967 00:19:48,883 towards building a virtual church of the mind... towards building a virtual church of the mind...
350 00:19:48,970 00:19:50,667 -[chittering] -...we have this. -[chittering] -...we have this.
351 00:19:54,149 00:19:55,846 The fur-leather combo's pretty dope. The fur-leather combo's pretty dope.
352 00:19:55,977 00:19:57,674 Predicting what the chimp-people will care about Predicting what the chimp-people will care about
353 00:19:57,805 00:19:58,893 is an inexact science. is an inexact science.
354 00:19:59,023 00:20:00,024 Like climate change. Like climate change.
355 00:20:00,155 00:20:01,156 Talk about cancelled. Talk about cancelled.
356 00:20:01,243 00:20:02,244 [electronic chittering] [electronic chittering]
357 00:20:03,898 00:20:05,856 Distract. Misdirect. Distract. Misdirect.
358 00:20:05,987 00:20:09,251 Make them give a fuck about what we say is important. Make them give a fuck about what we say is important.
359 00:20:09,382 00:20:12,950 Your job is to provide and control the narrative. Your job is to provide and control the narrative.
360 00:20:13,081 00:20:14,909 -This... -[electricity crackling] -This... -[electricity crackling]
361 00:20:15,039 00:20:17,433 ...is not control. ...is not control.
362 00:20:19,870 00:20:21,698 [car alarm ringing] [car alarm ringing]
363 00:20:31,621 00:20:32,535 [Agent] Mike Ainsel! [Agent] Mike Ainsel!
364 00:20:32,666 00:20:33,580 [knocking] [knocking]
365 00:20:47,985 00:20:49,465 [honking] [honking]
366 00:20:58,213 00:20:59,475
367 00:20:59,606 00:21:01,390 [indistinct conversations] [indistinct conversations]
368 00:21:12,445 00:21:14,403 You've grown some serious balls. You've grown some serious balls.
369 00:21:14,534 00:21:16,187 I'm proud of you. I'm proud of you.
370 00:21:17,188 00:21:19,452 I told you to stay the fuck away from me. I told you to stay the fuck away from me.
371 00:21:19,582 00:21:22,542 Everything that you've heard and seen since we first met Everything that you've heard and seen since we first met
372 00:21:22,672 00:21:24,848 must have been running around in there the past few months must have been running around in there the past few months
373 00:21:24,979 00:21:27,416 and you couldn't talk about any of it and you couldn't talk about any of it
374 00:21:27,547 00:21:28,765 to anyone, huh? to anyone, huh?
375 00:21:30,463 00:21:31,899 We're gonna play Twenty Questions, We're gonna play Twenty Questions,
376 00:21:32,029 00:21:33,292 and they're all yours. and they're all yours.
377 00:21:37,861 00:21:39,036 Fire away. Fire away.
378 00:21:42,388 00:21:43,780 You really my dad? You really my dad?
379 00:21:43,911 00:21:45,652 Oh, is that still a point of speculation, Oh, is that still a point of speculation,
380 00:21:45,739 00:21:47,436 considering our shared traits? considering our shared traits?
381 00:21:47,567 00:21:49,133 Huh? Charisma, Huh? Charisma,
382 00:21:49,264 00:21:51,135 strong jawline, way with the ladies. strong jawline, way with the ladies.
383 00:21:51,266 00:21:54,356 -[clattering] -I am done with the fuckery. -[clattering] -I am done with the fuckery.
384 00:21:54,487 00:21:56,053 Okay, so no more riddles, Okay, so no more riddles,
385 00:21:56,184 00:21:57,577 no more talking in circles, okay? no more talking in circles, okay?
386 00:21:57,707 00:21:59,013 If you want forgiveness, I want answers. If you want forgiveness, I want answers.
387 00:21:59,100 00:22:00,406 You owe me that much. You owe me that much.
388 00:22:04,932 00:22:06,673 -So, Mom? -Mom. -So, Mom? -Mom.
389 00:22:08,283 00:22:10,285 Another one of your conquests? Another one of your conquests?
390 00:22:10,416 00:22:11,852 That why you abandoned us? That why you abandoned us?
391 00:22:11,982 00:22:13,462 That's two questions. That's two questions.
392 00:22:14,637 00:22:16,639 First one, your mother. First one, your mother.
393 00:22:16,770 00:22:18,424 My relationship with her was a mistake. My relationship with her was a mistake.
394 00:22:18,511 00:22:20,600 She was too young and I was... She was too young and I was...
395 00:22:20,730 00:22:22,079 me. me.
396 00:22:22,210 00:22:24,125 Oh, so she was just a nut and run? Oh, so she was just a nut and run?
397 00:22:24,255 00:22:26,170 I never met anyone like your mother. I never met anyone like your mother.
398 00:22:26,301 00:22:27,781 There was a light about her. There was a light about her.
399 00:22:27,911 00:22:29,739 Yeah, yet you still left her. Yeah, yet you still left her.
400 00:22:29,870 00:22:30,914 She left the country. She left the country.
401 00:22:31,045 00:22:32,176 Oh, really? Oh, really?
402 00:22:32,307 00:22:33,395 'Cause it's not like you went after her. 'Cause it's not like you went after her.
403 00:22:33,526 00:22:35,484 I'm bound to these shores. I'm bound to these shores.
404 00:22:36,398 00:22:39,401 If I were ever to leave, I would cease to exist. If I were ever to leave, I would cease to exist.
405 00:22:39,488 00:22:41,795 It's one of the penalties you pay for being a god who comes to America. It's one of the penalties you pay for being a god who comes to America.
406 00:22:41,882 00:22:44,188 Yeah, well she came back to America. Yeah, well she came back to America.
407 00:22:44,319 00:22:45,538 Along with your son. Along with your son.
408 00:22:45,668 00:22:46,495 If you're telling the truth. If you're telling the truth.
409 00:22:48,192 00:22:49,933 Believe it or not, Believe it or not,
410 00:22:50,847 00:22:52,849 I'm just trying to save the human race from itself. I'm just trying to save the human race from itself.
411 00:22:52,980 00:22:54,416 [Shadow chuckles] [Shadow chuckles]
412 00:22:54,547 00:22:57,854 Wow, people are gonna be so pissed Wow, people are gonna be so pissed
413 00:22:57,985 00:23:01,945 when they find out the messiah that everybody's been waiting for... is you. when they find out the messiah that everybody's been waiting for... is you.
414 00:23:04,383 00:23:08,865 I do remember a time when man lived in harmony with nature. I do remember a time when man lived in harmony with nature.
415 00:23:08,996 00:23:10,998 But now he's made technology his god. But now he's made technology his god.
416 00:23:11,085 00:23:12,652 And what's it gotten him? And what's it gotten him?
417 00:23:12,739 00:23:14,784 Pesticides in his water, in his food, Pesticides in his water, in his food,
418 00:23:14,915 00:23:17,352 weapons that can destroy the earth a thousand times over. weapons that can destroy the earth a thousand times over.
419 00:23:17,483 00:23:19,963 New Gods. Heh. New Gods. Heh.
420 00:23:20,050 00:23:21,748 They're just parasites. They're just parasites.
421 00:23:21,878 00:23:24,272 The only reason they're here is to make it easier for humanity The only reason they're here is to make it easier for humanity
422 00:23:24,403 00:23:27,362 to indulge in its most self-destructive impulses. to indulge in its most self-destructive impulses.
423 00:23:27,493 00:23:31,148 Until the world ceases to exist. Until the world ceases to exist.
424 00:23:31,801 00:23:34,325 And, without followers, so will you. And, without followers, so will you.
425 00:23:34,456 00:23:37,198 Well, I don't see any conflict in enlightened self-interest. Well, I don't see any conflict in enlightened self-interest.
426 00:23:37,328 00:23:41,463 So, you are on a mission to save humanity, So, you are on a mission to save humanity,
427 00:23:41,550 00:23:44,118 and you're just trying to draft me into this war? and you're just trying to draft me into this war?
428 00:23:44,248 00:23:46,468 Well, it's a volunteer army. I can't do it all on my own. Well, it's a volunteer army. I can't do it all on my own.
429 00:23:49,166 00:23:52,909 Who in the hell knows if you actually believe anything you just said? Who in the hell knows if you actually believe anything you just said?
430 00:23:53,040 00:23:55,608 And you're still running around not knowing who you really are. And you're still running around not knowing who you really are.
431 00:23:57,131 00:23:58,175 Huh. Huh.
432 00:24:01,222 00:24:03,572 -We're done. -Well, you've got about 14 questions left. -We're done. -Well, you've got about 14 questions left.
433 00:24:03,703 00:24:05,705 Yeah, I kinda got all the answers I need. Yeah, I kinda got all the answers I need.
434 00:24:05,835 00:24:07,794 Oh, you can be your own man all you want Oh, you can be your own man all you want
435 00:24:07,924 00:24:09,622 until destiny kicks in. until destiny kicks in.
436 00:24:12,407 00:24:14,627 Why don't you ask me if I need you? Why don't you ask me if I need you?
437 00:24:15,932 00:24:17,151 Why? Why?
438 00:24:17,586 00:24:19,588 Because war is coming, Shadow. Because war is coming, Shadow.
439 00:24:20,676 00:24:22,635 And if I don't have the loyalty of my own son, And if I don't have the loyalty of my own son,
440 00:24:22,765 00:24:25,464 how can I expect support from anyone else? how can I expect support from anyone else?
441 00:24:26,813 00:24:29,032 Yes, I need you, Shadow. Yes, I need you, Shadow.
442 00:24:30,817 00:24:32,558 And, besides, And, besides,
443 00:24:32,645 00:24:34,168 we're the only family we have. we're the only family we have.
444 00:24:35,604 00:24:37,824
445 00:24:44,787 00:24:46,441 Wo-o-ow! Wo-o-ow!
446 00:24:46,746 00:24:48,182 [chuckling] [chuckling]
447 00:24:49,226 00:24:50,793 [faint clapping] [faint clapping]
448 00:24:50,924 00:24:53,535 Spectacular new look. Spectacular new look.
449 00:24:53,666 00:24:55,494 And, and I get it. And, and I get it.
450 00:24:55,624 00:24:57,974 White guys are not on trend. White guys are not on trend.
451 00:24:58,105 00:25:00,107 Evolve or perish, am I right? Evolve or perish, am I right?
452 00:25:00,237 00:25:01,500 Sit. Sit.
453 00:25:01,630 00:25:02,936 Great idea. Great idea.
454 00:25:04,372 00:25:06,113 Understand: Understand:
455 00:25:06,200 00:25:08,376 The more attention Wednesday gets, The more attention Wednesday gets,
456 00:25:08,507 00:25:10,552 the more powerful he becomes. the more powerful he becomes.
457 00:25:10,683 00:25:12,206 [Dr. Fapp] So he has some traction. [Dr. Fapp] So he has some traction.
458 00:25:12,336 00:25:14,425 We put up a cat video, the old fossil's history. We put up a cat video, the old fossil's history.
459 00:25:14,556 00:25:16,776 Yeah, why are we worrying about this? Yeah, why are we worrying about this?
460 00:25:16,906 00:25:19,692 All it takes is for that old fossil All it takes is for that old fossil
461 00:25:19,822 00:25:22,346 to throw a lightning bolt into the power grid to throw a lightning bolt into the power grid
462 00:25:22,477 00:25:24,087 and you're all offline. and you're all offline.
463 00:25:24,218 00:25:26,089 [scoffing] Grandpa Viking? [scoffing] Grandpa Viking?
464 00:25:26,220 00:25:27,700 You're totally overreacting. You're totally overreacting.
465 00:25:31,660 00:25:32,879 [electronic chittering] [electronic chittering]
466 00:25:34,141 00:25:35,534 [static crackling] [static crackling]
467 00:25:39,320 00:25:40,713 [Ms. World growling] [Ms. World growling]
468 00:25:45,282 00:25:47,720 [distorted static] [distorted static]
469 00:25:57,991 00:26:00,689 [consecutive thuds, electric crackling] [consecutive thuds, electric crackling]
470 00:26:17,184 00:26:18,968 [squishing] [squishing]
471 00:26:22,842 00:26:24,147 [fingers snapping] [fingers snapping]
472 00:26:26,236 00:26:29,588 You were all created by me for a specific purpose. You were all created by me for a specific purpose.
473 00:26:30,197 00:26:34,114 Fail at that purpose and this is what happens. Fail at that purpose and this is what happens.
474 00:26:35,985 00:26:37,508 Are we clear? Are we clear?
475 00:26:44,515 00:26:46,343 [Technical Boy] Boss, you're killing it, [Technical Boy] Boss, you're killing it,
476 00:26:46,474 00:26:47,954 but, uh, but, uh,
477 00:26:48,084 00:26:50,260 can we have the room? can we have the room?
478 00:26:51,784 00:26:53,873 [electronic chittering] [electronic chittering]
479 00:27:00,401 00:27:03,273 I have been feeling a certain degree of hostility I have been feeling a certain degree of hostility
480 00:27:03,360 00:27:04,971 towards me lately. towards me lately.
481 00:27:05,580 00:27:07,277 You and I are chill, right? You and I are chill, right?
482 00:27:07,582 00:27:09,497 Let's review: Let's review:
483 00:27:09,628 00:27:11,412 you turned an intelligence-gathering operation you turned an intelligence-gathering operation
484 00:27:11,542 00:27:13,588 into an act of war with Shadow Moon. into an act of war with Shadow Moon.
485 00:27:13,719 00:27:15,634 Okay, we've been through this-- Okay, we've been through this--
486 00:27:15,764 00:27:18,158 [Ms. World] You still haven't delivered Bilquis to our side. [Ms. World] You still haven't delivered Bilquis to our side.
487 00:27:18,288 00:27:20,943 You even managed to fuck up your own system upgrade. You even managed to fuck up your own system upgrade.
488 00:27:21,074 00:27:22,510 Shall I continue? Shall I continue?
489 00:27:23,729 00:27:25,469 Fine. Fine.
490 00:27:26,296 00:27:29,299 Clearly, I have not been meeting your level of expectation. Clearly, I have not been meeting your level of expectation.
491 00:27:29,430 00:27:31,214 Mea culpa. Mea culpa.
492 00:27:31,345 00:27:33,477 King Kamehameha culpa. King Kamehameha culpa.
493 00:27:34,391 00:27:35,871 You're procrastinating with Bilquis. You're procrastinating with Bilquis.
494 00:27:36,002 00:27:37,307 Why? Why?
495 00:27:37,438 00:27:39,527 I am being strategic. I am being strategic.
496 00:27:40,093 00:27:42,225 I am letting her live into the reality I am letting her live into the reality
497 00:27:42,356 00:27:44,140 that she owes me big time. that she owes me big time.
498 00:27:44,271 00:27:48,101 I'm feeling very optimistic about the outcome. I'm feeling very optimistic about the outcome.
499 00:27:48,667 00:27:50,973 I don't give a fuck about what you feel. I don't give a fuck about what you feel.
500 00:27:51,104 00:27:52,627 Just get it done. Just get it done.
501 00:27:53,323 00:27:55,674 And... what is taking so long with the financing And... what is taking so long with the financing
502 00:27:55,804 00:27:56,849 for the SHARD project? for the SHARD project?
503 00:27:56,979 00:27:59,025 You and I both know You and I both know
504 00:27:59,155 00:28:01,244 that a digital pipeline that a digital pipeline
505 00:28:01,375 00:28:05,074 direct into every cerebral cortex on the planet is a no-brainer. direct into every cerebral cortex on the planet is a no-brainer.
506 00:28:06,293 00:28:08,948 But, as strange as it may sound, But, as strange as it may sound,
507 00:28:09,078 00:28:13,169 bankers have some hesitation pumping 20 billion bankers have some hesitation pumping 20 billion
508 00:28:13,256 00:28:16,520 into a yet-to-be-developed vanguard technology into a yet-to-be-developed vanguard technology
509 00:28:16,651 00:28:19,306 that will forever change human consciousness as we know it. that will forever change human consciousness as we know it.
510 00:28:19,436 00:28:21,874 Your job is to convince these people. Your job is to convince these people.
511 00:28:22,004 00:28:23,484 Not make excuses for them. Not make excuses for them.
512 00:28:23,614 00:28:25,660 With respect, With respect,
513 00:28:26,487 00:28:30,578 asking the primates for money to build it feels... asking the primates for money to build it feels...
514 00:28:32,449 00:28:34,538 super weak, super weak,
515 00:28:35,714 00:28:38,368 when we can just hack into the World Bank and fucking loot the place. when we can just hack into the World Bank and fucking loot the place.
516 00:28:38,499 00:28:39,543 [snaps fingers] [snaps fingers]
517 00:28:41,328 00:28:43,852 SHARD requires human participation. SHARD requires human participation.
518 00:28:45,158 00:28:46,942 The humans need to believe that they're the ones building The humans need to believe that they're the ones building
519 00:28:47,029 00:28:48,944 a virtual church of the mind. a virtual church of the mind.
520 00:28:49,075 00:28:50,424 Once it is operational, Once it is operational,
521 00:28:50,554 00:28:51,991 we will control it we will control it
522 00:28:52,121 00:28:55,908 and the Old Gods will finally be obsolete. and the Old Gods will finally be obsolete.
523 00:28:56,604 00:28:57,997 Hm. Hm.
524 00:28:58,084 00:29:01,348 Um, more than they already are? Um, more than they already are?
525 00:29:01,435 00:29:03,306 Don't underestimate Wednesday. Don't underestimate Wednesday.
526 00:29:03,437 00:29:05,526 He can still hurt us. He can still hurt us.
527 00:29:06,005 00:29:08,398 Which is why I'm taking him off the board. Which is why I'm taking him off the board.
528 00:29:08,485 00:29:09,835 [crackling] [crackling]
529 00:29:17,320 00:29:18,669
530 00:29:19,758 00:29:20,889 [Officer] Let's go, guys! [Officer] Let's go, guys!
531 00:29:25,024 00:29:26,895 [metallic rattling] [metallic rattling]
532 00:29:34,685 00:29:36,775
533 00:29:51,050 00:29:52,181 What happened to Betty? What happened to Betty?
534 00:29:55,054 00:29:56,446 This is Betty. This is Betty.
535 00:30:03,279 00:30:04,977 What's with the new outfit? What's with the new outfit?
536 00:30:05,107 00:30:08,197 I've been exploring America's forgotten coast. I've been exploring America's forgotten coast.
537 00:30:08,328 00:30:10,199 You have no idea how many nude beaches there are You have no idea how many nude beaches there are
538 00:30:10,330 00:30:12,506 down in the Redneck Riviera. down in the Redneck Riviera.
539 00:30:12,593 00:30:14,116 They're thumping a helluva lot more than bibles, They're thumping a helluva lot more than bibles,
540 00:30:14,247 00:30:15,335 I can tell you that. I can tell you that.
541 00:30:15,422 00:30:17,946
542 00:30:21,341 00:30:22,777 So, where are we headed? So, where are we headed?
543 00:30:22,908 00:30:24,039 We're off to see Whiskey Jack, We're off to see Whiskey Jack,
544 00:30:24,170 00:30:26,433 a powerful Native American deity. a powerful Native American deity.
545 00:30:26,563 00:30:29,001 We fell out a couple of hundred years ago, We fell out a couple of hundred years ago,
546 00:30:29,131 00:30:32,961 so I wanna see if the animosity endures. so I wanna see if the animosity endures.
547 00:30:35,355 00:30:37,357 Is there anyone you haven't managed to piss off yet? Is there anyone you haven't managed to piss off yet?
548 00:30:40,708 00:30:41,927 I'm thinking. I'm thinking.
549 00:30:46,235 00:30:47,454 [Shadow] So, these New Gods, [Shadow] So, these New Gods,
550 00:30:47,584 00:30:50,065 are they really even gods? are they really even gods?
551 00:30:50,196 00:30:52,546 If they are, so is indoor plumbing. If they are, so is indoor plumbing.
552 00:30:52,676 00:30:54,983 But they're dangerous and they wield a lot of power. But they're dangerous and they wield a lot of power.
553 00:30:55,157 00:30:57,246
554 00:31:02,469 00:31:04,906 So I reckon you got a couple of questions left. So I reckon you got a couple of questions left.
555 00:31:08,431 00:31:09,302 Who am I? Who am I?
556 00:31:10,607 00:31:11,565 Really? Really?
557 00:31:14,220 00:31:16,352 You are the son of the All-Father, You are the son of the All-Father,
558 00:31:16,483 00:31:18,964 so walk this path with me and greatness shall be yours. so walk this path with me and greatness shall be yours.
559 00:31:19,051 00:31:20,617 All right. So does that make me a god, too? All right. So does that make me a god, too?
560 00:31:26,710 00:31:28,408 [tires screeching] [tires screeching]
561 00:31:29,017 00:31:30,105 What the... What the...
562 00:31:30,236 00:31:31,150 fuck. fuck.
563 00:31:34,631 00:31:36,459 [Mr. Wednesday] Well, lookee who's here. [Mr. Wednesday] Well, lookee who's here.
564 00:31:47,253 00:31:48,254 Wait, wait. No, no, no, no, no. Wait, wait. No, no, no, no, no.
565 00:31:48,384 00:31:49,472 No, come on. Wait, no. No, come on. Wait, no.
566 00:31:50,082 00:31:51,083 God. I should've stayed at home. God. I should've stayed at home.
567 00:31:51,213 00:31:52,127 Take the wheel. Take the wheel.
568 00:31:53,128 00:31:54,390 [Shadow] What... [Shadow] What...
569 00:31:54,521 00:31:56,915 what are you doing?! what are you doing?!
570 00:31:57,045 00:31:59,569 Head straight for 'em. Keep it under 30. Head straight for 'em. Keep it under 30.
571 00:32:01,789 00:32:03,922 You're fucking serious right now. You're fucking serious right now.
572 00:32:08,622 00:32:09,971 [Mr. Road] On my signal. [Mr. Road] On my signal.
573 00:32:16,630 00:32:18,197 Okay, well then, whatever you're doing, you need to do quick. Okay, well then, whatever you're doing, you need to do quick.
574 00:32:23,767 00:32:25,073 What're- what're you doing? What're- what're you doing?
575 00:32:25,204 00:32:26,683 I can't see. I can't see.
576 00:32:26,814 00:32:27,597 I can't, I can't, I can't see. I can't, I can't, I can't see.
577 00:32:27,728 00:32:29,077 Hard right now. Hard right now.
578 00:32:30,687 00:32:32,385 Right, right where? This thing'll roll! Right, right where? This thing'll roll!
579 00:32:32,515 00:32:34,953 Gotta trust yourself on this one, Shadow. Gotta trust yourself on this one, Shadow.
580 00:32:40,175 00:32:41,960 [energy crackling, tires screeching] [energy crackling, tires screeching]
581 00:32:49,228 00:32:51,186
582 00:33:00,065 00:33:01,980
583 00:33:24,045 00:33:25,525 Nicely done. Nicely done.
584 00:33:31,052 00:33:33,924
585 00:33:53,379 00:33:55,468 [phone chiming] [phone chiming]
586 00:33:56,382 00:33:57,644 [Bilquis] Pathetic. [Bilquis] Pathetic.
587 00:34:00,255 00:34:01,169 Huh. Huh.
588 00:34:06,653 00:34:07,567 [bell ringing] [bell ringing]
589 00:34:08,916 00:34:10,178 Oh! Oh!
590 00:34:11,092 00:34:12,572 Wow. Wow.
591 00:34:13,486 00:34:16,706 Legs from here to there. All curves and what not. Legs from here to there. All curves and what not.
592 00:34:16,837 00:34:19,231 -My, my. -I don't have time for you. -My, my. -I don't have time for you.
593 00:34:19,361 00:34:21,102 I'm expecting a guest. I'm expecting a guest.
594 00:34:21,233 00:34:22,538 [Technical Boy blabbering] [Technical Boy blabbering]
595 00:34:22,669 00:34:26,194 Your john is going to be late. Your john is going to be late.
596 00:34:29,415 00:34:31,678 I gave him 50 bucks for him to... I gave him 50 bucks for him to...
597 00:34:31,808 00:34:34,376 choke the bishop for half an hour, so we can conversate. choke the bishop for half an hour, so we can conversate.
598 00:34:37,901 00:34:39,164 Wow! Wow!
599 00:34:40,774 00:34:42,428 I am not a prostitute. I am not a prostitute.
600 00:34:42,863 00:34:46,084 Oh, baby love, we're all prostitutes. Oh, baby love, we're all prostitutes.
601 00:34:46,214 00:34:48,173 The men who seek me The men who seek me
602 00:34:48,521 00:34:50,044 are not johns. are not johns.
603 00:34:52,002 00:34:53,352 They are worshippers. They are worshippers.
604 00:34:57,138 00:34:58,966 A distinction without a difference. A distinction without a difference.
605 00:35:00,620 00:35:01,882 Hmm! Hmm!
606 00:35:04,493 00:35:05,712 [sniffling] [sniffling]
607 00:35:05,842 00:35:08,280 I am here on a matter of some urgency, I am here on a matter of some urgency,
608 00:35:08,410 00:35:11,326 which involves... vous. which involves... vous.
609 00:35:16,114 00:35:18,768 Looks like the app I gifted you has been paying off. Looks like the app I gifted you has been paying off.
610 00:35:19,769 00:35:21,423 Big time. Big time.
611 00:35:22,337 00:35:24,644 Seems like only yesterday you were sleeping in doorways. Seems like only yesterday you were sleeping in doorways.
612 00:35:25,949 00:35:28,952 I know you'll get to the urgency part sooner or later. I know you'll get to the urgency part sooner or later.
613 00:35:29,823 00:35:30,911 [Technical Boy] Uh-huh. [Technical Boy] Uh-huh.
614 00:35:31,781 00:35:33,479 I'm here to collect. I'm here to collect.
615 00:35:34,088 00:35:36,743 I enabled you with the means to not just survive I enabled you with the means to not just survive
616 00:35:36,873 00:35:39,746 but to live... but to live...
617 00:35:40,660 00:35:41,878 large. large.
618 00:35:45,099 00:35:48,015 Only seems fair that you return the favor. Only seems fair that you return the favor.
619 00:35:51,975 00:35:54,500 I want you to join our coalition against Wednesday I want you to join our coalition against Wednesday
620 00:35:54,630 00:35:57,155 -and his irrelevant, medieval friends. -No. -and his irrelevant, medieval friends. -No.
621 00:36:01,768 00:36:03,248 [Technical Boy] When you were on the skids... [Technical Boy] When you were on the skids...
622 00:36:06,468 00:36:07,861 ...did the All-Father ...did the All-Father
623 00:36:08,601 00:36:13,171 so much as offer to lend you a caribou pelt so much as offer to lend you a caribou pelt
624 00:36:14,694 00:36:16,217 to keep you warm at night? to keep you warm at night?
625 00:36:16,913 00:36:18,001 And you? And you?
626 00:36:19,742 00:36:22,354 You only helped me with expectation of gain. You only helped me with expectation of gain.
627 00:36:24,094 00:36:27,010 I have no love for Wednesday or his ilk, I have no love for Wednesday or his ilk,
628 00:36:27,141 00:36:29,361 but I intend to stay neutral. but I intend to stay neutral.
629 00:36:29,491 00:36:32,277 I have seen war. It doesn't solve anything. I have seen war. It doesn't solve anything.
630 00:36:32,407 00:36:34,931 War only brings misery and death. War only brings misery and death.
631 00:36:37,238 00:36:38,631 Well, Well,
632 00:36:39,849 00:36:42,374 I promise that our war is going to help a lot of people, I promise that our war is going to help a lot of people,
633 00:36:42,504 00:36:43,853 or a few people a lot. or a few people a lot.
634 00:36:43,984 00:36:46,769 Either way, you get to be one of them. Either way, you get to be one of them.
635 00:36:46,900 00:36:49,032 What do you know about war? What do you know about war?
636 00:36:51,078 00:36:53,298 Have you ever endured its agony? Have you ever endured its agony?
637 00:36:53,385 00:36:54,473 -[indistinct whispering voices] -Felt it cut through you, -[indistinct whispering voices] -Felt it cut through you,
638 00:36:54,603 00:36:56,779 turning you into a thing to be covered with dust? turning you into a thing to be covered with dust?
639 00:36:56,910 00:36:58,041 [gasping painfully] [gasping painfully]
640 00:36:58,128 00:36:59,129 No! No!
641 00:37:00,261 00:37:01,436 [rumbling] [rumbling]
642 00:37:11,316 00:37:12,230 [explosion] [explosion]
643 00:37:15,755 00:37:16,582 [bombs whistling and exploding] [bombs whistling and exploding]
644 00:37:21,369 00:37:22,544 [explosions continue] [explosions continue]
645 00:37:24,720 00:37:25,634 [gunshot] [gunshot]
646 00:37:28,463 00:37:29,769 [gurgling] [gurgling]
647 00:37:42,347 00:37:43,565 [gasping for air] [gasping for air]
648 00:37:46,960 00:37:49,745 What in the fuck did you do to me? What in the fuck did you do to me?
649 00:37:52,531 00:37:53,532 [raspy breathing] [raspy breathing]
650 00:38:02,976 00:38:04,673
651 00:38:10,375 00:38:11,289 [knocking] [knocking]
652 00:38:14,509 00:38:15,858 [sighing] [sighing]
653 00:38:17,033 00:38:17,947 [voice echoing] That's what happens when you don't call first. [voice echoing] That's what happens when you don't call first.
654 00:38:21,908 00:38:23,692 [door squeaking] [door squeaking]
655 00:38:25,564 00:38:26,565 Stay close. Stay close.
656 00:38:27,653 00:38:28,958 You can get lost in here. You can get lost in here.
657 00:38:37,053 00:38:38,577 [birds chirping] [birds chirping]
658 00:38:41,884 00:38:44,278
659 00:39:00,207 00:39:01,687 Oh, come on. Oh, come on.
660 00:39:01,817 00:39:02,601 Wednesday! Wednesday!
661 00:39:03,906 00:39:04,777 Wednesday! Wednesday!
662 00:39:17,616 00:39:18,443 Wednesday! Wednesday!
663 00:39:30,280 00:39:31,804 I've been awaiting your arrival, Shadow. I've been awaiting your arrival, Shadow.
664 00:39:37,984 00:39:39,115 Where's Wednesday? Where's Wednesday?
665 00:39:39,246 00:39:41,074 Ah, he's on the wrong path. Ah, he's on the wrong path.
666 00:39:42,205 00:39:44,120 You know, for all his bullshit, he's correct about one thing: You know, for all his bullshit, he's correct about one thing:
667 00:39:45,295 00:39:47,167 the twilight of the Gods the twilight of the Gods
668 00:39:47,297 00:39:49,474 and the end of humanity are at hand. and the end of humanity are at hand.
669 00:39:50,170 00:39:52,172 And you have a destiny to fulfill, And you have a destiny to fulfill,
670 00:39:52,302 00:39:53,129 so don't screw it up. so don't screw it up.
671 00:39:55,262 00:39:56,394 Or everything will come to an end. Or everything will come to an end.
672 00:40:00,136 00:40:01,268 What destiny? What destiny?
673 00:40:01,616 00:40:03,052 How the fuck should I know? How the fuck should I know?
674 00:40:03,183 00:40:04,793 It's beyond my sight. It's beyond my sight.
675 00:40:05,359 00:40:07,840 But there are those who can guide you. But there are those who can guide you.
676 00:40:09,015 00:40:10,146 [fire crackling] [fire crackling]
677 00:40:12,322 00:40:13,846 [voices whispering] [voices whispering]
678 00:40:14,673 00:40:15,630 [slight gasp] [slight gasp]
679 00:40:15,761 00:40:17,371 [whispering, distant singing] [whispering, distant singing]
680 00:40:19,504 00:40:21,114 Who are they? Who are they?
681 00:40:21,244 00:40:24,422 When your head and your heart are brought into alignment, When your head and your heart are brought into alignment,
682 00:40:24,944 00:40:26,336 the answers will come. the answers will come.
683 00:40:27,207 00:40:28,469 [whispering and singing continues] [whispering and singing continues]
684 00:40:29,905 00:40:31,080 Follow the Enaemaehkiw. Follow the Enaemaehkiw.
685 00:40:34,257 00:40:36,869 Woutan, you're not welcome here. Woutan, you're not welcome here.
686 00:40:37,391 00:40:38,392 [Mr. Wednesday] Wisakedjak. [Mr. Wednesday] Wisakedjak.
687 00:40:38,523 00:40:39,785 [whoosh] [whoosh]
688 00:40:41,874 00:40:42,788 There you are. There you are.
689 00:40:45,399 00:40:48,533 Know that I come not to pour salt on old wounds, but... Know that I come not to pour salt on old wounds, but...
690 00:40:49,838 00:40:51,274 we live in perilous times. we live in perilous times.
691 00:40:51,405 00:40:53,494 Yeah, yeah, yeah. I know all about your war. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I know all about your war.
692 00:40:53,625 00:40:57,455 Then you also know that the so-called New Gods will not stop Then you also know that the so-called New Gods will not stop
693 00:40:58,499 00:41:01,850 until the memory of all the old ways has been swept away. until the memory of all the old ways has been swept away.
694 00:41:02,982 00:41:05,680 Oh, you know all about erasing history, don't you? Oh, you know all about erasing history, don't you?
695 00:41:06,289 00:41:07,813 It was your followers who slaughtered my people, It was your followers who slaughtered my people,
696 00:41:07,943 00:41:09,336 and stole our land. and stole our land.
697 00:41:09,684 00:41:10,903 And you? And you?
698 00:41:11,381 00:41:14,080 You did nothing but grow fat on their worship. You did nothing but grow fat on their worship.
699 00:41:14,210 00:41:17,083 I come in the spirit of forgiveness to heal the rift between us. I come in the spirit of forgiveness to heal the rift between us.
700 00:41:17,213 00:41:19,302 You only come when it serves your purpose. You only come when it serves your purpose.
701 00:41:20,042 00:41:21,957 So it's always been with your kind. So it's always been with your kind.
702 00:41:22,480 00:41:24,264 So go piss up a rope. I ain't gonna help you. So go piss up a rope. I ain't gonna help you.
703 00:41:24,394 00:41:26,179 Then you will die a coward's death. Then you will die a coward's death.
704 00:41:26,309 00:41:27,528 [rumbling, drumming] [rumbling, drumming]
705 00:41:27,876 00:41:29,356 Watch your tongue, Woutan. Watch your tongue, Woutan.
706 00:41:33,316 00:41:35,362 Hey, I think it's time to go. Hey, I think it's time to go.
707 00:41:36,450 00:41:38,017
708 00:41:38,147 00:41:39,497 We'll see ourselves out. We'll see ourselves out.
709 00:41:42,804 00:41:44,023 [Mr. Wednesday] Ah, [Mr. Wednesday] Ah,
710 00:41:44,327 00:41:46,373 terra firma, North Dakota. terra firma, North Dakota.
711 00:41:47,679 00:41:50,029 The Spirit Lake Nation of the Lakota Sioux to be exact. The Spirit Lake Nation of the Lakota Sioux to be exact.
712 00:41:50,116 00:41:51,030 [shivering] [shivering]
713 00:41:52,640 00:41:53,772 [Mr. Wednesday] So, [Mr. Wednesday] So,
714 00:41:54,337 00:41:56,688 what were you and that old buzzard talking about what were you and that old buzzard talking about
715 00:41:56,818 00:41:58,385 before I arrived, huh? before I arrived, huh?
716 00:41:58,516 00:42:00,561 -Absolutely nothing. -Oh. -Absolutely nothing. -Oh.
717 00:42:00,692 00:42:02,171 -Nothing, huh? -Nope. -Nothing, huh? -Nope.
718 00:42:02,781 00:42:03,956 [music playing on stereo] [music playing on stereo]
719 00:42:04,043 00:42:04,957 Nothing. Nothing.
720 00:42:08,221 00:42:08,961 [Shadow] This you? [Shadow] This you?
721 00:42:09,135 00:42:10,136
722 00:42:10,266 00:42:11,790 Right on time. Right on time.
723 00:42:14,444 00:42:15,315 [car door slamming] [car door slamming]
724 00:42:18,361 00:42:20,102 Actually, I'm two hours late. Actually, I'm two hours late.
725 00:42:20,494 00:42:22,844 Oh, the universe is always on schedule. Oh, the universe is always on schedule.
726 00:42:23,323 00:42:26,021 Besides, punctuality: virtue of the bored. Besides, punctuality: virtue of the bored.
727 00:42:26,805 00:42:27,849 Who's this? Who's this?
728 00:42:27,980 00:42:28,981 Evelyn Waugh. Evelyn Waugh.
729 00:42:29,068 00:42:30,112 Who? Who?
730 00:42:30,243 00:42:32,288 The quote, Evelyn Waugh. The quote, Evelyn Waugh.
731 00:42:32,419 00:42:33,855 This radiant being This radiant being
732 00:42:33,986 00:42:35,901 is my fiancée, Cordelia. is my fiancée, Cordelia.
733 00:42:36,031 00:42:38,164 Meet my son, Shadow Moon. Meet my son, Shadow Moon.
734 00:42:38,294 00:42:40,166 -Fiancée. -'Sup? -Fiancée. -'Sup?
735 00:42:40,296 00:42:41,210 [scoffing] [scoffing]
736 00:42:41,341 00:42:42,995 [crow cawing] [crow cawing]
737 00:42:43,125 00:42:45,040 It took me five days to drive up here. It took me five days to drive up here.
738 00:42:45,780 00:42:47,782 I spent Christmas in a truck stop on account of you. I spent Christmas in a truck stop on account of you.
739 00:42:47,913 00:42:49,175 Ah, it's a made-up holiday anyway. Ah, it's a made-up holiday anyway.
740 00:42:49,305 00:42:50,176 [chuckling] [chuckling]
741 00:42:52,091 00:42:53,788 -There's a blizzard comin'. -Mm. -There's a blizzard comin'. -Mm.
742 00:42:54,702 00:42:56,095 [Cordelia] We want to make it to Utah anytime soon, [Cordelia] We want to make it to Utah anytime soon,
743 00:42:56,225 00:42:57,139 we better get goin'. we better get goin'.
744 00:42:57,270 00:42:58,445 Utah? Utah?
745 00:42:58,576 00:42:59,838 We're on our way to see We're on our way to see
746 00:42:59,968 00:43:02,318 another old friend of mine: Tklehoai. another old friend of mine: Tklehoai.
747 00:43:02,449 00:43:04,843 The one the Navajo call the Night Carrier. The one the Navajo call the Night Carrier.
748 00:43:07,933 00:43:10,022 Hello? What? You don't wanna do that? Hello? What? You don't wanna do that?
749 00:43:10,152 00:43:12,590 You want us to leave you here all on your own? You want us to leave you here all on your own?
750 00:43:12,720 00:43:13,939 [Shadow scoffs] [Shadow scoffs]
751 00:43:15,070 00:43:17,377 Well, I can't go back to Milwaukee now. Um... Well, I can't go back to Milwaukee now. Um...
752 00:43:18,421 00:43:20,380 I guess I'm just gonna find a place to lay low. I guess I'm just gonna find a place to lay low.
753 00:43:21,381 00:43:22,295 Figure out my next move. Figure out my next move.
754 00:43:22,425 00:43:24,166 Well, what about Lakeside? Well, what about Lakeside?
755 00:43:27,474 00:43:29,084 What is it with you and Lakeside? What is it with you and Lakeside?
756 00:43:29,215 00:43:31,173 For one thing, nobody's looking for you there. For one thing, nobody's looking for you there.
757 00:43:31,304 00:43:33,045 You got an apartment waiting for you there, You got an apartment waiting for you there,
758 00:43:33,132 00:43:35,700 six months' rent paid upfront. six months' rent paid upfront.
759 00:43:37,353 00:43:38,616 The things we do for ungrateful children. The things we do for ungrateful children.
760 00:43:38,746 00:43:39,791 [scoffing] [scoffing]
761 00:43:39,921 00:43:41,227 [Shadow] I'm good. [Shadow] I'm good.
762 00:43:42,228 00:43:43,969 Do better when I make my own decisions. Do better when I make my own decisions.
763 00:43:45,318 00:43:46,928 Suit yourself. Suit yourself.
764 00:43:47,842 00:43:51,759 Man's free will is his most prized asset. Man's free will is his most prized asset.
765 00:43:53,892 00:43:55,807 Come on, we'll drop you at the nearest bus station. Come on, we'll drop you at the nearest bus station.
766 00:43:56,590 00:43:58,200
767 00:44:03,249 00:44:04,206 [car door slamming] [car door slamming]
768 00:44:06,165 00:44:07,427 Keys to the apartment in Lakeside, Keys to the apartment in Lakeside,
769 00:44:07,514 00:44:08,950 just in case you change your mind. just in case you change your mind.
770 00:44:09,081 00:44:11,387 The lease is in the name of Emerson Borson. The lease is in the name of Emerson Borson.
771 00:44:12,737 00:44:13,694 I'm good, thanks. I'm good, thanks.
772 00:44:15,696 00:44:16,828 [engine revving] [engine revving]
773 00:44:19,482 00:44:20,745 Still Betty, huh? Still Betty, huh?
774 00:44:20,875 00:44:22,572 Same soul, different chassis. Same soul, different chassis.
775 00:44:27,534 00:44:29,318
776 00:44:36,456 00:44:39,546 ♪ Oh, a storm is threatening ♪ ♪ Oh, a storm is threatening ♪
777 00:44:40,242 00:44:43,550 ♪ My very life today ♪ ♪ My very life today ♪
778 00:44:44,116 00:44:47,336 ♪ If I don't get some shelter ♪ ♪ If I don't get some shelter ♪
779 00:44:49,512 00:44:50,426 [music playing on stereo] [music playing on stereo]
780 00:44:50,557 00:44:51,471 [Mr. Wednesday] Hey, Mike. [Mr. Wednesday] Hey, Mike.
781 00:44:51,776 00:44:52,733 Mike! Mike!
782 00:44:55,780 00:44:58,565 My intended here does not want you to catch a chill. My intended here does not want you to catch a chill.
783 00:44:59,392 00:45:00,349 Be in touch. Be in touch.
784 00:45:05,877 00:45:08,183 ♪ Jingle bells, jingle bells ♪ ♪ Jingle bells, jingle bells ♪
785 00:45:08,314 00:45:09,576 [door squeaking] [door squeaking]
786 00:45:09,707 00:45:11,056 [Clerk] You're in luck. [Clerk] You're in luck.
787 00:45:11,143 00:45:13,362 I was just about to close up shop for the day. I was just about to close up shop for the day.
788 00:45:13,754 00:45:15,060 Blizzard's on the way. Blizzard's on the way.
789 00:45:15,190 00:45:16,539 Storm of the century, they're saying. Storm of the century, they're saying.
790 00:45:16,975 00:45:18,150 Where you headed? Where you headed?
791 00:45:18,237 00:45:20,021 Chicago, please. Uh, one way. Chicago, please. Uh, one way.
792 00:45:20,108 00:45:21,153 Okay. Okay.
793 00:45:22,807 00:45:23,938 [beeping] [beeping]
794 00:45:24,417 00:45:25,635 [Clerk] Sorry. [Clerk] Sorry.
795 00:45:26,245 00:45:27,594 That bus has been cancelled. That bus has been cancelled.
796 00:45:29,422 00:45:31,641 Oh, uh, okay. Uh... Oh, uh, okay. Uh...
797 00:45:32,512 00:45:34,688 -How about Kansas City? -'Kay. -How about Kansas City? -'Kay.
798 00:45:37,430 00:45:38,605 [beeping] [beeping]
799 00:45:39,040 00:45:40,563 Also cancelled. Also cancelled.
800 00:45:42,609 00:45:43,566 Springfield? Springfield?
801 00:45:43,653 00:45:45,090 And Springfield ... And Springfield ...
802 00:45:45,220 00:45:47,788 has been cancelled too. has been cancelled too.
803 00:45:49,137 00:45:50,095 Columbus? Columbus?
804 00:45:51,139 00:45:52,575 Nope. Nope.
805 00:45:54,099 00:45:56,623 Pretty much everything's shut down on account of the storm. Pretty much everything's shut down on account of the storm.
806 00:45:58,886 00:46:00,018 Uh, wait. Uh, wait.
807 00:46:00,845 00:46:03,369 I do have one. I do have one.
808 00:46:04,109 00:46:06,546 Leaving for Lakeside, Wisconsin. Leaving for Lakeside, Wisconsin.
809 00:46:06,676 00:46:07,852 [Shadow scoffs.] [Shadow scoffs.]
810 00:46:08,591 00:46:10,158 Should be here in about 15 minutes. Should be here in about 15 minutes.
811 00:46:13,118 00:46:14,510 Yeah. That's, that's fine. Yeah. That's, that's fine.
812 00:46:14,641 00:46:15,773 -I'll take it. -[keys jangling] -I'll take it. -[keys jangling]
813 00:46:19,689 00:46:21,822 Do you know anything about Lakeside? Do you know anything about Lakeside?
814 00:46:21,953 00:46:24,477 I'm guessing it probably has a lake? I'm guessing it probably has a lake?
815 00:46:29,221 00:46:31,223
816 00:46:32,398 00:46:33,703 [thunder rumbling] [thunder rumbling]
817 00:46:43,931 00:46:46,020 ♪ Well, I'm so tired of crying ♪ ♪ Well, I'm so tired of crying ♪
818 00:46:46,107 00:46:48,283 ♪ But I'm out on the road again ♪ ♪ But I'm out on the road again ♪
819 00:46:48,370 00:46:50,503 ♪ I'm on the road again ♪ ♪ I'm on the road again ♪
820 00:46:51,286 00:46:53,419 ♪ Well, I'm so tired of crying ♪ ♪ Well, I'm so tired of crying ♪
821 00:46:53,593 00:46:55,551 ♪ But I'm out on the road again ♪ ♪ But I'm out on the road again ♪
822 00:46:55,725 00:46:57,597 ♪ I'm on the road again ♪ ♪ I'm on the road again ♪
823 00:46:58,685 00:47:00,818 ♪ I ain't got no woman ♪ ♪ I ain't got no woman ♪
824 00:47:00,992 00:47:03,255 ♪ Just to call my special friend ♪ ♪ Just to call my special friend ♪
825 00:47:06,084 00:47:08,086 ♪ You know the first time I travelled ♪ ♪ You know the first time I travelled ♪
826 00:47:08,260 00:47:10,653 ♪ Out in the rain and snow ♪ ♪ Out in the rain and snow ♪
827 00:47:10,828 00:47:12,742 ♪ In the rain and snow ♪ ♪ In the rain and snow ♪
828 00:47:13,439 00:47:15,397 ♪ You know the first time I travelled ♪ ♪ You know the first time I travelled ♪
829 00:47:15,571 00:47:17,660 ♪ Out in the rain and snow ♪ ♪ Out in the rain and snow ♪
830 00:47:17,965 00:47:20,098 ♪ In the rain and snow ♪ ♪ In the rain and snow ♪
831 00:47:20,750 00:47:23,057 ♪ I didn't have no payroll ♪ ♪ I didn't have no payroll ♪
832 00:47:23,231 00:47:25,407 ♪ Not even no place to go ♪ ♪ Not even no place to go ♪
833 00:47:30,151 00:47:31,065 [Sophie] You say it. [Sophie] You say it.
834 00:47:31,196 00:47:32,240 [indistinct dialogue] [indistinct dialogue]
835 00:47:32,327 00:47:33,938 He's right there. Come on! He's right there. Come on!
836 00:47:34,068 00:47:35,461 -I dare you. I dare you. -I dare you. -I dare you. I dare you. -I dare you.
837 00:47:35,896 00:47:37,419 Okay. I'm gonna-- Alison! Okay. I'm gonna-- Alison!
838 00:47:37,550 00:47:38,638 -Hey, mister! -No. -Hey, mister! -No.
839 00:47:38,768 00:47:39,769 -[Alison] No, no. -I'm sorry. -[Alison] No, no. -I'm sorry.
840 00:47:39,857 00:47:41,510 My, my friend here, Alison-- My, my friend here, Alison--
841 00:47:41,641 00:47:43,251 -Is just leaving. -...thinks you're so cute. -Is just leaving. -...thinks you're so cute.
842 00:47:43,382 00:47:44,905 She thinks you're so hot! She thinks you're so hot!
843 00:47:46,211 00:47:48,039 She's just too shy to say it! She's just too shy to say it!
844 00:47:48,169 00:47:49,867 But we're gonna go because my parents are here-- But we're gonna go because my parents are here--
845 00:47:49,997 00:47:51,303 I like your hat! I like your hat!
846 00:47:51,433 00:47:52,870 -...and you're embarrassing. -What?! -...and you're embarrassing. -What?!
847 00:47:53,000 00:47:53,914 You need to stop it. You need to stop it.
848 00:47:55,263 00:47:57,048 [laughing] [laughing]
849 00:47:57,178 00:47:58,527 You did on the bus! You did on the bus!
850 00:47:58,658 00:48:00,181 I, I didn't, no. I, I didn't, no.
851 00:48:00,268 00:48:01,879 -It's your mom and dad. -Hey, guys! -It's your mom and dad. -Hey, guys!
852 00:48:02,662 00:48:03,576 [Mother] Hi. [Mother] Hi.
853 00:48:06,274 00:48:07,797 [indistinct conversation] [indistinct conversation]
854 00:48:21,811 00:48:23,117 [neon light buzzing] [neon light buzzing]
855 00:48:23,204 00:48:24,249 [groaning] [groaning]
856 00:48:26,512 00:48:27,426 [bell jingling] [bell jingling]
857 00:48:29,384 00:48:30,385 [Hinzelmann] Hello? [Hinzelmann] Hello?
858 00:48:30,820 00:48:32,083 Oh! Oh!
859 00:48:32,170 00:48:33,562 Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh.
860 00:48:33,693 00:48:35,390 What are you doing out in this kind of weather What are you doing out in this kind of weather
861 00:48:35,477 00:48:37,044 without a proper coat on? without a proper coat on?
862 00:48:37,697 00:48:39,699 I think it's two below zero out there. I think it's two below zero out there.
863 00:48:40,134 00:48:41,657 I just got into town. I didn't... I just got into town. I didn't...
864 00:48:42,093 00:48:43,790 I didn't think it was gonna be this cold. I didn't think it was gonna be this cold.
865 00:48:43,921 00:48:46,924 Up here in the Great North Woods, we call this late summer. Up here in the Great North Woods, we call this late summer.
866 00:48:47,272 00:48:49,274 January is what we call cold. January is what we call cold.
867 00:48:50,188 00:48:51,580 I'm gonna get you a cup of coffee. I'm gonna get you a cup of coffee.
868 00:48:51,711 00:48:52,973 Would that be all right? Would that be all right?
869 00:48:53,060 00:48:55,149 You think that'll warm you up a little bit? You think that'll warm you up a little bit?
870 00:48:55,280 00:48:57,064 Yeah, that, that, that'd be real nice. Thank you. Yeah, that, that, that'd be real nice. Thank you.
871 00:48:59,240 00:49:01,068 You wouldn't happen to know if Gorman Street's You wouldn't happen to know if Gorman Street's
872 00:49:01,199 00:49:02,765 within walking distance of here, would you? within walking distance of here, would you?
873 00:49:02,896 00:49:05,551 Oh, it is, but I'm afraid that you'd be frozen to death Oh, it is, but I'm afraid that you'd be frozen to death
874 00:49:05,681 00:49:07,640 by the time you got halfway there. by the time you got halfway there.
875 00:49:07,770 00:49:08,771 -Okay. -Oh. -Okay. -Oh.
876 00:49:08,902 00:49:10,686 Is there, I dunno, Is there, I dunno,
877 00:49:10,817 00:49:12,123 a cab company I can call? a cab company I can call?
878 00:49:12,210 00:49:14,429 Yes. Yes, there is. Yes. Yes, there is.
879 00:49:20,000 00:49:23,525 Chad, I have a gentleman here that needs a ride up to Gorman Street. Chad, I have a gentleman here that needs a ride up to Gorman Street.
880 00:49:24,831 00:49:26,789 Oh, you're a doll. Okay. Oh, you're a doll. Okay.
881 00:49:26,920 00:49:28,139 Okay, great. I'll see you in a minute. Okay, great. I'll see you in a minute.
882 00:49:28,269 00:49:29,531 Bye-bye. Bye-bye.
883 00:49:30,402 00:49:33,187 Our cab driver is out of town for the holidays. Our cab driver is out of town for the holidays.
884 00:49:33,709 00:49:35,885 Abner heads down to the Sea of Cortez Abner heads down to the Sea of Cortez
885 00:49:36,016 00:49:38,627 to do some marlin fishing every year. to do some marlin fishing every year.
886 00:49:38,714 00:49:41,282 So I have a friend who's gonna give you a lift. So I have a friend who's gonna give you a lift.
887 00:49:42,109 00:49:44,285 -Ann-Marie Hinzelmann. -Mike Ainsel. -Ann-Marie Hinzelmann. -Mike Ainsel.
888 00:49:44,416 00:49:45,721 Mike Ainsel. Mike Ainsel.
889 00:49:45,808 00:49:47,332 Mike. That's a really nice name. Mike. That's a really nice name.
890 00:49:47,462 00:49:49,073 -Thank you. -Yes. -Thank you. -Yes.
891 00:49:50,204 00:49:52,598 Oh, well, it's nice to have some company in here. Oh, well, it's nice to have some company in here.
892 00:49:52,685 00:49:54,469 The store can get really quiet. The store can get really quiet.
893 00:49:54,556 00:49:56,428 That's quite the collection you got here. That's quite the collection you got here.
894 00:49:57,124 00:49:59,431 I know it. I am, I'm pretty proud of it. I know it. I am, I'm pretty proud of it.
895 00:50:01,737 00:50:04,088 Is there much demand for videos these days? Is there much demand for videos these days?
896 00:50:04,175 00:50:06,829 Well, there is when you live in a town with spotty Internet. Well, there is when you live in a town with spotty Internet.
897 00:50:07,482 00:50:09,397 And don't get me started on the cell service. And don't get me started on the cell service.
898 00:50:09,528 00:50:12,313 Not that I'm complaining; the extra income helps keep - Not that I'm complaining; the extra income helps keep -
899 00:50:12,966 00:50:15,795 I don't know - body and soul together or something like that. I don't know - body and soul together or something like that.
900 00:50:15,925 00:50:16,752 [bell jingling] [bell jingling]
901 00:50:19,886 00:50:21,061 [Hinzelmann] Oh! [Hinzelmann] Oh!
902 00:50:21,192 00:50:22,715 You the fellow that needs a ride? You the fellow that needs a ride?
903 00:50:22,845 00:50:25,892 Chad Mulligan, please say hello to Mike Ainsel. Chad Mulligan, please say hello to Mike Ainsel.
904 00:50:26,501 00:50:28,460 Chad's the law in these parts. Chad's the law in these parts.
905 00:50:29,069 00:50:31,158 And temporary taxi driver every year 'round this time. And temporary taxi driver every year 'round this time.
906 00:50:33,030 00:50:35,119 Well, um, I'm parked out front. Well, um, I'm parked out front.
907 00:50:35,858 00:50:36,816 [Hinzelmann] Okay, well, give me your coffee cup. [Hinzelmann] Okay, well, give me your coffee cup.
908 00:50:37,556 00:50:38,557 -Thank you. -All right. -Thank you. -All right.
909 00:50:38,687 00:50:39,775 [bell jingling] [bell jingling]
910 00:50:39,906 00:50:41,255 -After you. -And take care. -After you. -And take care.
911 00:50:41,386 00:50:43,823 And get yourself a proper coat, for heaven's sake. And get yourself a proper coat, for heaven's sake.
912 00:50:44,215 00:50:45,390 [laughing] [laughing]
913 00:50:45,520 00:50:46,565 [Chad] What most folks don't know [Chad] What most folks don't know
914 00:50:46,695 00:50:48,001 is that the first settlers here, is that the first settlers here,
915 00:50:48,088 00:50:49,220 Lloyd and Martha Pruitt, Lloyd and Martha Pruitt,
916 00:50:49,350 00:50:50,699 were British loyalists, were British loyalists,
917 00:50:51,439 00:50:53,050 a little detail they had to keep under wraps a little detail they had to keep under wraps
918 00:50:53,180 00:50:54,355 in order to be awarded a homestead. in order to be awarded a homestead.
919 00:50:54,486 00:50:55,400 [police radio chatter] [police radio chatter]
920 00:50:58,359 00:51:00,057 In the light of day, In the light of day,
921 00:51:00,709 00:51:02,189 it's one of the prettiest views around, it's one of the prettiest views around,
922 00:51:02,581 00:51:03,843 if I do say so myself. if I do say so myself.
923 00:51:07,455 00:51:10,632 So, how long you planning on being in town? So, how long you planning on being in town?
924 00:51:13,635 00:51:16,247 I don't know. A few days maybe. I don't know. A few days maybe.
925 00:51:17,030 00:51:19,772 Well, we don't get too many visitors this time of year. Well, we don't get too many visitors this time of year.
926 00:51:20,207 00:51:22,209 Too damn cold. [chuckling] Too damn cold. [chuckling]
927 00:51:23,167 00:51:25,778 Not really the type of town you can just pick up and move to Not really the type of town you can just pick up and move to
928 00:51:25,908 00:51:28,041 on the account of not being any housing available. on the account of not being any housing available.
929 00:51:28,172 00:51:31,436 You can't even build an outhouse with all the zoning restrictions. You can't even build an outhouse with all the zoning restrictions.
930 00:51:32,828 00:51:34,700 I guess I lucked out. I guess I lucked out.
931 00:51:34,830 00:51:35,701 Oh, yeah? Oh, yeah?
932 00:51:35,831 00:51:37,703 Yeah. Uncle... Yeah. Uncle...
933 00:51:37,833 00:51:39,879 rented a spot out here a few months back. rented a spot out here a few months back.
934 00:51:40,271 00:51:41,576 Thought I'd check it out. Thought I'd check it out.
935 00:51:44,666 00:51:47,930 Oh, your neighbor up here where you're staying is, uh, Oh, your neighbor up here where you're staying is, uh,
936 00:51:48,017 00:51:51,195 is an old friend of mine, Marguerite Olsen. is an old friend of mine, Marguerite Olsen.
937 00:51:51,934 00:51:54,067 You're gonna want to mind your P's and Q's, though. You're gonna want to mind your P's and Q's, though.
938 00:51:54,198 00:51:55,764 She runs the local paper. She runs the local paper.
939 00:51:55,895 00:51:57,723 So you never know what you say that'll end up in print. So you never know what you say that'll end up in print.
940 00:51:57,853 00:51:59,551 [chuckling] [chuckling]
941 00:51:59,681 00:52:01,944 Okay. Well, I appreciate the heads-up. Okay. Well, I appreciate the heads-up.
942 00:52:05,818 00:52:08,864 [Chad] All right. Here we are. [Chad] All right. Here we are.
943 00:52:08,995 00:52:10,301 [Shadow] That's great. Well, thanks for the ride. [Shadow] That's great. Well, thanks for the ride.
944 00:52:11,476 00:52:12,651 Appreciate it. Appreciate it.
945 00:52:14,261 00:52:15,132 [car door slamming] [car door slamming]
946 00:52:19,048 00:52:22,791 If you need anything, just give me a call. If you need anything, just give me a call.
947 00:52:23,575 00:52:25,011 Will do. Will do.
948 00:52:25,142 00:52:27,361 Oh, and make sure to give Mabel's Diner a try. Oh, and make sure to give Mabel's Diner a try.
949 00:52:27,666 00:52:28,971 Best pasties on the planet. Best pasties on the planet.
950 00:52:29,842 00:52:31,191 Top of my list. Top of my list.
951 00:52:42,942 00:52:44,161 [door creaking] [door creaking]
952 00:52:49,253 00:52:50,428 [door shutting] [door shutting]
953 00:53:12,711 00:53:13,842 No! No!
954 00:53:20,675 00:53:22,329 [sigh] [sigh]
955 00:54:19,212 00:54:20,213 [gun cocking] [gun cocking]
956 00:54:24,870 00:54:26,741
957 00:54:37,274 00:54:40,102 ♪ War, children ♪ ♪ War, children ♪
958 00:54:41,060 00:54:44,672 ♪ It's just a shot away It's just a shot away ♪ ♪ It's just a shot away It's just a shot away ♪
959 00:54:44,846 00:54:46,848 ♪ It's just a shot away ♪ ♪ It's just a shot away ♪
960 00:54:47,022 00:54:48,763 ♪ It's just a shot away ♪ ♪ It's just a shot away ♪
961 00:54:48,850 00:54:50,983 ♪ It's just a shot away ♪ ♪ It's just a shot away ♪
962 00:54:52,419 00:54:56,467 ♪ I tell you love, sister ♪ ♪ I tell you love, sister ♪
963 00:54:56,641 00:54:58,817 ♪ It's just a kiss away ♪ ♪ It's just a kiss away ♪
964 00:54:58,991 00:55:01,080 ♪ It's just a kiss away ♪ ♪ It's just a kiss away ♪
965 00:55:01,428 00:55:03,125 ♪ It's just a kiss away ♪ ♪ It's just a kiss away ♪
966 00:55:03,387 00:55:05,258 ♪ It's just a kiss away ♪ ♪ It's just a kiss away ♪
967 00:55:05,345 00:55:06,999 ♪ It's just a kiss away ♪ ♪ It's just a kiss away ♪
968 00:55:07,173 00:55:09,175 ♪ Kiss away, kiss away ♪ ♪ Kiss away, kiss away ♪
969 00:55:20,795 00:55:23,145