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1 00:00:02,732 00:00:04,532 What about this one, Steve? What about this one, Steve?
2 00:00:04,534 00:00:05,733 It's got a train on it. It's got a train on it.
3 00:00:05,735 00:00:07,068 Oh, sick! Oh, sick!
4 00:00:07,070 00:00:08,270 That's the engine! That's the engine!
5 00:00:08,272 00:00:09,671 That's the cool part. That's the cool part.
6 00:00:09,673 00:00:11,806 There's a caboose on your butt flap! There's a caboose on your butt flap!
7 00:00:11,808 00:00:13,675 For your choo-choo poo-poos! For your choo-choo poo-poos!
8 00:00:13,677 00:00:15,143 Mom, this is baby stuff. Mom, this is baby stuff.
9 00:00:15,145 00:00:16,744 I'm going to go see what the guy's section has I'm going to go see what the guy's section has
10 00:00:16,746 00:00:18,212 in the way of butt flaps. in the way of butt flaps.
11 00:00:18,214 00:00:20,414 Great, that sounds fun. Come on, Klaus. Great, that sounds fun. Come on, Klaus.
12 00:00:20,416 00:00:23,217 Actually, I was thinking, it's a new year. Actually, I was thinking, it's a new year.
13 00:00:23,219 00:00:25,219 Maybe it's time for a new me. Maybe it's time for a new me.
14 00:00:25,221 00:00:28,490 A me who picks out his own clothes. A me who picks out his own clothes.
15 00:00:29,499 00:00:30,825 Wow. Wow.
16 00:00:30,827 00:00:33,561 You must be freaking out. You must be freaking out.
17 00:00:33,563 00:00:37,231 Why? Sure, Steve's growing up, but he's my son. Why? Sure, Steve's growing up, but he's my son.
18 00:00:37,233 00:00:39,201 We'll always have a special connection. We'll always have a special connection.
19 00:00:39,209 00:00:40,968 Bullshit! Bullshit!
20 00:00:40,970 00:00:42,103 You're freaking! You're freaking!
21 00:00:42,105 00:00:43,972 Mama's little boy is becoming a guy, Mama's little boy is becoming a guy,
22 00:00:43,974 00:00:46,040 and you can't handle it. and you can't handle it.
23 00:00:46,042 00:00:48,642 It's just the natural order of things, Klaus. It's just the natural order of things, Klaus.
24 00:00:48,644 00:00:50,244 Boys become guys. Boys become guys.
25 00:00:50,246 00:00:54,182 Guys become big guys, and big guys can get it. Guys become big guys, and big guys can get it.
26 00:00:55,852 00:00:58,252 You're being really cool right now. You're being really cool right now.
27 00:00:58,254 00:00:59,921 The secret to shopping at outlets The secret to shopping at outlets
28 00:00:59,923 00:01:02,857 is that only the newbies pick off the outer crust. is that only the newbies pick off the outer crust.
29 00:01:02,859 00:01:04,592 You've got to dig for the gems. You've got to dig for the gems.
30 00:01:04,594 00:01:06,528 Put in some elbow grease. Put in some elbow grease.
31 00:01:06,530 00:01:07,729 Polo sport? Polo sport?
32 00:01:07,731 00:01:08,997 Uh, yes please. Uh, yes please.
33 00:01:08,999 00:01:12,601 So big. So yellow. It's a keeper! So big. So yellow. It's a keeper!
34 00:01:14,604 00:01:16,004 - Mm? - Yes! - Mm? - Yes!
35 00:01:16,006 00:01:17,872 - Mm? - Must have! - Mm? - Must have!
36 00:01:17,874 00:01:19,473 - Mm? - Great piece! - Mm? - Great piece!
37 00:01:19,475 00:01:20,808 - Mm? - So you! - Mm? - So you!
38 00:01:20,810 00:01:22,944 My God, these deals are amazing. My God, these deals are amazing.
39 00:01:22,946 00:01:25,679 Tell me about it. I just got this phone for free! Tell me about it. I just got this phone for free!
40 00:01:25,681 00:01:26,881 Nuh-uh. Where? Nuh-uh. Where?
41 00:01:26,883 00:01:28,816 That man's pocket. That man's pocket.
42 00:01:28,818 00:01:30,618 I found my new look. I found my new look.
43 00:01:30,620 00:01:32,954 I hope you like it as much as I do! I hope you like it as much as I do!
44 00:01:39,696 00:01:40,895 Oh, man. Oh, man.
45 00:01:40,897 00:01:43,965 And I thought I liked the train! And I thought I liked the train!
46 00:01:43,967 00:01:45,033 Mom? Mom?
47 00:01:45,035 00:01:48,703 Uh... I love it? Uh... I love it?
48 00:01:48,705 00:01:50,438 You... look like You... look like
49 00:01:50,440 00:01:53,742 you probably have a kid from a previous marriage! you probably have a kid from a previous marriage!
50 00:01:57,647 00:02:00,314 ♪ Good morning, U.S.A. ♪ ♪ Good morning, U.S.A. ♪
51 00:02:00,316 00:02:04,052 ♪ I got a feelin' that it's gonna be a wonderful day ♪ ♪ I got a feelin' that it's gonna be a wonderful day ♪
52 00:02:04,054 00:02:07,055 ♪ The sun in the sky has a smile on his face ♪ ♪ The sun in the sky has a smile on his face ♪
53 00:02:07,057 00:02:11,293 ♪ And he's shinin' a salute to the American race ♪ ♪ And he's shinin' a salute to the American race ♪
54 00:02:13,597 00:02:16,598 ♪ Oh, boy, it's swell to say ♪ ♪ Oh, boy, it's swell to say ♪
55 00:02:16,600 00:02:19,133 - ♪ Good... ♪ - ♪ Good morning, U.S.A. ♪ - ♪ Good... ♪ - ♪ Good morning, U.S.A. ♪
56 00:02:19,135 00:02:20,936 Aah! Aah!
57 00:02:21,805 00:02:24,806 ♪ Good morning, U.S.A. ♪ ♪ Good morning, U.S.A. ♪
58 00:02:24,808 00:02:27,208 _ _
59 00:02:27,210 00:02:29,277 Are you sure about this, Steve? Are you sure about this, Steve?
60 00:02:29,279 00:02:31,746 As a group, we've always adhered As a group, we've always adhered
61 00:02:31,748 00:02:33,481 to a low-profile philosophy. to a low-profile philosophy.
62 00:02:33,483 00:02:35,417 That's why we never make an impression! That's why we never make an impression!
63 00:02:35,419 00:02:38,486 Every semester, people think we're transfer students. Every semester, people think we're transfer students.
64 00:02:38,488 00:02:40,955 I'm looking to turn eyeballs, fellas. I'm looking to turn eyeballs, fellas.
65 00:02:40,957 00:02:43,225 I'm talking 180 degrees... I'm talking 180 degrees...
66 00:02:43,227 00:02:46,294 Fahrenheit because I'm red-hot! Fahrenheit because I'm red-hot!
67 00:02:46,296 00:02:47,762 You guys coming? You guys coming?
68 00:02:47,764 00:02:50,131 This is your time to shine. This is your time to shine.
69 00:02:57,240 00:02:58,406 Smith! Smith!
70 00:02:58,415 00:03:00,041 What are you wearing? What are you wearing?
71 00:03:00,043 00:03:02,777 Because it looks so incredible on you! Because it looks so incredible on you!
72 00:03:02,779 00:03:05,741 Three cheers for his wonderful clothes! Three cheers for his wonderful clothes!
73 00:03:06,116 00:03:08,983 Steve, I thought you were a total slonch, Steve, I thought you were a total slonch,
74 00:03:08,985 00:03:10,718 but you're hella drich. but you're hella drich.
75 00:03:10,720 00:03:11,986 Okay, girls, clear out. Okay, girls, clear out.
76 00:03:11,988 00:03:13,387 You don't have to go to class, You don't have to go to class,
77 00:03:13,389 00:03:15,189 but you can't block my bulletin board. but you can't block my bulletin board.
78 00:03:15,758 00:03:17,259 What's that for, Principal Lewis? What's that for, Principal Lewis?
79 00:03:17,261 00:03:19,127 Audition sheet for the school play. Audition sheet for the school play.
80 00:03:19,129 00:03:21,129 It doesn't really concern low-profile kids like... It doesn't really concern low-profile kids like...
81 00:03:21,131 00:03:23,665 You are the star of my play! You are the star of my play!
82 00:03:23,667 00:03:25,133 Tapout? You're the one! Tapout? You're the one!
83 00:03:25,135 00:03:27,068 You're my Oedipus Rex! You're my Oedipus Rex!
84 00:03:27,070 00:03:29,804 Auditions are canceled! Auditions are canceled!
85 00:03:29,806 00:03:32,140 Geez. What a reception. Geez. What a reception.
86 00:03:32,142 00:03:34,943 Smith, you're going to be the man this year. Smith, you're going to be the man this year.
87 00:03:34,945 00:03:37,479 Don't make friends with the transfer students. Don't make friends with the transfer students.
88 00:03:40,750 00:03:41,749 Check. Check.
89 00:03:41,751 00:03:43,485 Check. Check.
90 00:03:43,487 00:03:44,752 Check. Check.
91 00:03:44,754 00:03:45,954 All secure. All secure.
92 00:03:47,357 00:03:48,756 Klaus! Klaus!
93 00:03:48,758 00:03:50,492 Stop sneaking around! Stop sneaking around!
94 00:03:50,494 00:03:52,894 But I'm the silent hero of this house. But I'm the silent hero of this house.
95 00:03:52,896 00:03:54,696 No one asked you to do this. No one asked you to do this.
96 00:03:54,698 00:03:56,898 Sometimes, a hero has to do the things Sometimes, a hero has to do the things
97 00:03:56,900 00:03:59,701 nobody asked him to do. nobody asked him to do.
98 00:04:04,640 00:04:07,108 Oh, a light. Oh, a light.
99 00:04:07,110 00:04:08,376 Wow, it's gone. Wow, it's gone.
100 00:04:08,378 00:04:10,912 I'm seeing things. Must be tired. I'm seeing things. Must be tired.
101 00:04:11,663 00:04:12,780 It's back! It's back!
102 00:04:12,782 00:04:14,382 I should call for backup. I should call for backup.
103 00:04:14,384 00:04:15,783 But they won't come. But they won't come.
104 00:04:15,785 00:04:17,651 They don't exist. They don't exist.
105 00:04:17,653 00:04:19,120 I'll have to go alone. I'll have to go alone.
106 00:04:22,993 00:04:26,060 Oh, Francine, you milky marvel. Oh, Francine, you milky marvel.
107 00:04:26,062 00:04:28,663 You're a one-woman dairy farm. You're a one-woman dairy farm.
108 00:04:29,399 00:04:33,201 Francine, what are you doing?! Francine, what are you doing?!
109 00:04:33,203 00:04:35,203 - Sewing. - No, you're not! - Sewing. - No, you're not!
110 00:04:35,205 00:04:37,339 You have things on your boobs! You have things on your boobs!
111 00:04:37,341 00:04:38,540 A sewing machine. A sewing machine.
112 00:04:38,542 00:04:40,875 No. No.
113 00:04:40,877 00:04:42,944 Okay, it's a breast pump. Okay, it's a breast pump.
114 00:04:42,946 00:04:45,213 I pump a little breast milk now and then I pump a little breast milk now and then
115 00:04:45,215 00:04:47,015 and sneak it into Steve's food. and sneak it into Steve's food.
116 00:04:47,017 00:04:48,616 A little?! A little?!
117 00:04:48,618 00:04:51,285 You've got the pump turned all the way up to "thirsty boy"! You've got the pump turned all the way up to "thirsty boy"!
118 00:04:51,287 00:04:53,487 Steve needs it for his health, Steve needs it for his health,
119 00:04:53,489 00:04:55,957 and it's not like I'm doing it in the park. and it's not like I'm doing it in the park.
120 00:04:55,959 00:04:58,292 No, you're doing it in a secret bunker. No, you're doing it in a secret bunker.
121 00:04:58,294 00:05:02,163 A shame dungeon because you know it's wrong! A shame dungeon because you know it's wrong!
122 00:05:02,165 00:05:04,566 It's completely natural. It's completely natural.
123 00:05:04,568 00:05:07,969 It's just that society doesn't understand. It's just that society doesn't understand.
124 00:05:07,971 00:05:09,170 Anyway, now that you know Anyway, now that you know
125 00:05:09,172 00:05:11,973 my shameful, very natural secret, my shameful, very natural secret,
126 00:05:11,975 00:05:14,042 will you please not tell Steve? will you please not tell Steve?
127 00:05:14,044 00:05:16,244 He has a lot on his plate right now. He has a lot on his plate right now.
128 00:05:16,246 00:05:18,913 - A lot of breast milk. - No, really, Klaus. - A lot of breast milk. - No, really, Klaus.
129 00:05:18,915 00:05:20,248 I need you to promise. I need you to promise.
130 00:05:20,250 00:05:22,717 He does have a lot on his plate right now, He does have a lot on his plate right now,
131 00:05:22,719 00:05:26,854 with his whole style change and the school play. with his whole style change and the school play.
132 00:05:26,856 00:05:28,122 Okay. Okay.
133 00:05:28,124 00:05:30,458 Your secret is safe with me. Your secret is safe with me.
134 00:05:30,460 00:05:33,861 See?! You have been drinking it, bro! See?! You have been drinking it, bro!
135 00:05:33,863 00:05:36,064 So gross! So gross!
136 00:05:36,066 00:05:37,531 Mom, why?! Mom, why?!
137 00:05:37,533 00:05:39,867 With everything on my plate right now! With everything on my plate right now!
138 00:05:39,869 00:05:41,236 Aah! Aah!
139 00:05:51,821 00:05:54,088 Is this turtleneck too high up? Is this turtleneck too high up?
140 00:05:54,090 00:05:55,557 Is it... Is it too much material? Is it... Is it too much material?
141 00:05:55,559 00:05:57,091 Maybe your neck is not long enough. Maybe your neck is not long enough.
142 00:05:57,093 00:05:58,760 Maybe you just can't rock a turtleneck. Maybe you just can't rock a turtleneck.
143 00:05:58,762 00:06:00,428 Take that back! Take that back!
144 00:06:00,430 00:06:01,896 I won't. It's true. I won't. It's true.
145 00:06:01,898 00:06:04,432 I have yet to meet the garment that I cannot rock! I have yet to meet the garment that I cannot rock!
146 00:06:04,434 00:06:07,501 Now that I think about it, your short neck's kind of gross. Now that I think about it, your short neck's kind of gross.
147 00:06:07,503 00:06:09,037 You look nothing like a swan. You look nothing like a swan.
148 00:06:09,039 00:06:11,172 Look at me... total swan. Look at me... total swan.
149 00:06:11,174 00:06:14,308 Duck lips, swan neck, peacock attitude... Duck lips, swan neck, peacock attitude...
150 00:06:14,310 00:06:15,843 the full bird, Stan. the full bird, Stan.
151 00:06:15,845 00:06:18,312 - Oh, this phone takes video? - All phones take video. - Oh, this phone takes video? - All phones take video.
152 00:06:18,314 00:06:20,382 Whatever, Stump-neck. So does mine. Whatever, Stump-neck. So does mine.
153 00:06:20,384 00:06:21,916 Check it out! Check it out!
154 00:06:21,918 00:06:23,918 I'm a director now! I'm a director now!
155 00:06:23,920 00:06:26,788 Hazel Bazels, a documentary director. Hazel Bazels, a documentary director.
156 00:06:26,790 00:06:27,989 Meet the crew. Meet the crew.
157 00:06:27,991 00:06:29,591 Been on every one of my films. Been on every one of my films.
158 00:06:29,593 00:06:31,259 When you've been to the places we've been together, When you've been to the places we've been together,
159 00:06:31,261 00:06:33,261 talk about a band of brothers! talk about a band of brothers!
160 00:06:33,263 00:06:35,397 I take it you don't need the phone anymore? I take it you don't need the phone anymore?
161 00:06:35,399 00:06:36,798 Hey, where'd everybody go? Hey, where'd everybody go?
162 00:06:36,800 00:06:39,000 Those scumbags tried to unionize. Those scumbags tried to unionize.
163 00:06:39,002 00:06:41,669 Turns out Allen was the little ringleader. Turns out Allen was the little ringleader.
164 00:06:41,671 00:06:43,271 I've got nothing against unions. I've got nothing against unions.
165 00:06:43,273 00:06:46,274 My daddy was a union man... Pipe Fitters Local 97. My daddy was a union man... Pipe Fitters Local 97.
166 00:06:46,276 00:06:49,611 But unions just don't make sense for certain industries. But unions just don't make sense for certain industries.
167 00:06:49,613 00:06:51,079 For instance, pipe fitting. For instance, pipe fitting.
168 00:06:51,081 00:06:52,880 I mean, what the hell kind of job is that, anyway? I mean, what the hell kind of job is that, anyway?
169 00:06:52,882 00:06:55,083 Just go to Home Depot and match them up! Just go to Home Depot and match them up!
170 00:06:55,085 00:06:58,086 Does this one fit? No. Does this one fit? Yes! Done! Does this one fit? No. Does this one fit? Yes! Done!
171 00:06:58,088 00:07:00,021 Anyway, I'm a director now! Anyway, I'm a director now!
172 00:07:02,416 00:07:03,691 Good morning, Steve. Good morning, Steve.
173 00:07:03,693 00:07:05,093 How's my little guy? How's my little guy?
174 00:07:05,095 00:07:06,828 Not still mad at his mommy Not still mad at his mommy
175 00:07:06,830 00:07:09,163 for the whole breast-milk situmation! for the whole breast-milk situmation!
176 00:07:09,165 00:07:11,565 Your first day of rehearsal today. Your first day of rehearsal today.
177 00:07:11,567 00:07:12,967 I want you to be ready. I want you to be ready.
178 00:07:12,969 00:07:14,836 I made pancakes. I made pancakes.
179 00:07:14,838 00:07:17,772 I will never accept food or drink from you again! I will never accept food or drink from you again!
180 00:07:17,774 00:07:20,308 Is this about the breast-milk situmation? Is this about the breast-milk situmation?
181 00:07:20,310 00:07:22,844 Yes! How could you do this to me? Yes! How could you do this to me?
182 00:07:22,846 00:07:27,181 I didn't do it to you. I did it for you! I didn't do it to you. I did it for you!
183 00:07:27,183 00:07:29,517 I was going to stop when everyone else did, I was going to stop when everyone else did,
184 00:07:29,519 00:07:31,119 but I forgot to Google it! but I forgot to Google it!
185 00:07:31,121 00:07:34,922 Well, maybe you could have Googled it before I turned 14! Well, maybe you could have Googled it before I turned 14!
186 00:07:34,924 00:07:37,125 It was never a good time. It was never a good time.
187 00:07:37,127 00:07:39,193 First, your eyes went bad. First, your eyes went bad.
188 00:07:39,195 00:07:42,396 Next, we found out you were allergic to bees! Next, we found out you were allergic to bees!
189 00:07:42,398 00:07:46,000 Third grade took you almost a year to complete! Third grade took you almost a year to complete!
190 00:07:46,002 00:07:48,202 I mean, who knows what would happen I mean, who knows what would happen
191 00:07:48,204 00:07:50,204 if I took my breast milk away. if I took my breast milk away.
192 00:07:50,206 00:07:53,141 Thank God for this prepackaged, not legally orange juice! Thank God for this prepackaged, not legally orange juice!
193 00:07:53,143 00:07:56,344 Honey, at least let me cook you some eggs! Honey, at least let me cook you some eggs!
194 00:07:56,346 00:07:59,948 How do I know you didn't lay them yourself, Mother? How do I know you didn't lay them yourself, Mother?
195 00:08:04,256 00:08:06,154 Hey, I'm Steve, your costar. Hey, I'm Steve, your costar.
196 00:08:06,156 00:08:07,355 I'll be playing Oedipus. I'll be playing Oedipus.
197 00:08:07,357 00:08:08,823 Welcome to high-school theater. Welcome to high-school theater.
198 00:08:08,825 00:08:10,024 Here's what you need to know... Here's what you need to know...
199 00:08:10,026 00:08:11,292 We leave it all on the stage, We leave it all on the stage,
200 00:08:11,294 00:08:12,694 and after every show, we go to Denny's and after every show, we go to Denny's
201 00:08:12,696 00:08:14,228 and pour a bunch of sugar on the table. and pour a bunch of sugar on the table.
202 00:08:14,230 00:08:16,631 Cool. I look forward to working with you. Cool. I look forward to working with you.
203 00:08:17,901 00:08:19,501 Wake up, Smith! Wake up, Smith!
204 00:08:19,503 00:08:21,903 Welcome to the first rehearsal for my musical re-imagining Welcome to the first rehearsal for my musical re-imagining
205 00:08:21,905 00:08:24,639 of the Greek tragedy "Oedipus Rex." of the Greek tragedy "Oedipus Rex."
206 00:08:24,641 00:08:26,774 Right now it's called "Oedipus Rox" Right now it's called "Oedipus Rox"
207 00:08:26,776 00:08:28,910 because the school board wouldn't let me call it because the school board wouldn't let me call it
208 00:08:28,912 00:08:30,444 "Mother[BLEEP]!" "Mother[BLEEP]!"
209 00:08:31,554 00:08:33,247 So when choosing this year's play, So when choosing this year's play,
210 00:08:33,249 00:08:36,384 I asked myself, "What would I like to see?" I asked myself, "What would I like to see?"
211 00:08:36,386 00:08:38,252 The obvious answer is a kid The obvious answer is a kid
212 00:08:38,254 00:08:40,855 kissing another kid who's playing his mom, kissing another kid who's playing his mom,
213 00:08:40,857 00:08:44,859 so it's kind of like three layers of nasty. so it's kind of like three layers of nasty.
214 00:08:44,861 00:08:47,662 - Smith, are you asleep?! - Sorry. - Smith, are you asleep?! - Sorry.
215 00:08:47,664 00:08:49,664 I-I don't know what's wrong. I-I don't know what's wrong.
216 00:08:49,666 00:08:52,021 I-I'm just exhausted. I-I'm just exhausted.
217 00:08:52,056 00:08:53,801 I only had orange juice for breakfast. I only had orange juice for breakfast.
218 00:08:53,803 00:08:56,270 I'm kind of trying a new diet. I'm kind of trying a new diet.
219 00:08:56,272 00:08:58,873 Interesting. I'm on a new diet myself... Interesting. I'm on a new diet myself...
220 00:08:58,875 00:09:01,075 I drink nothing but Icees until 11:00 p.m., I drink nothing but Icees until 11:00 p.m.,
221 00:09:01,077 00:09:03,545 and then I have a gallon and a half of jambalaya. and then I have a gallon and a half of jambalaya.
222 00:09:03,547 00:09:04,946 I've never felt better! I've never felt better!
223 00:09:04,948 00:09:08,282 Also, I need this play to be an absolute success, Also, I need this play to be an absolute success,
224 00:09:08,284 00:09:11,019 so if it isn't, you're dead. so if it isn't, you're dead.
225 00:09:11,661 00:09:14,622 I need breast milk! I need breast milk!
226 00:09:14,624 00:09:16,358 Ring-a-ding-ding. Ring-a-ding-ding.
227 00:09:18,828 00:09:20,828 Dispatch, I'm on the scene now. Dispatch, I'm on the scene now.
228 00:09:20,830 00:09:22,830 Whoa! Whoa!
229 00:09:30,467 00:09:33,135 Stopping the milk cold turkey was a bad idea. Stopping the milk cold turkey was a bad idea.
230 00:09:33,137 00:09:35,938 I just need a little bit, just to get my head right. I just need a little bit, just to get my head right.
231 00:09:35,940 00:09:36,872 Of course. Of course.
232 00:09:36,873 00:09:39,274 You have too much at stake right now with the play. You have too much at stake right now with the play.
233 00:09:39,358 00:09:40,609 I still want to stop, I still want to stop,
234 00:09:40,611 00:09:42,545 but instead of quitting all at once, but instead of quitting all at once,
235 00:09:42,547 00:09:45,214 I think we should wean me off gradually. I think we should wean me off gradually.
236 00:09:45,216 00:09:46,549 That's so smart. That's so smart.
237 00:09:46,551 00:09:48,951 You're not a quitter. You're a weaner. You're not a quitter. You're a weaner.
238 00:09:48,953 00:09:50,219 That's right! That's right!
239 00:09:50,221 00:09:53,088 I am a lean, mean, weaning machine! I am a lean, mean, weaning machine!
240 00:09:53,090 00:09:54,289 Wean me, mama! Wean me, mama!
241 00:09:56,226 00:10:00,629 Oh, it's so nice to go back to normal with you. Oh, it's so nice to go back to normal with you.
242 00:10:00,681 00:10:02,948 What's my documentary about? What's my documentary about?
243 00:10:02,950 00:10:04,149 Myself? Myself?
244 00:10:04,151 00:10:06,018 Am I the most interesting thing? Am I the most interesting thing?
245 00:10:06,020 00:10:08,821 Roger, Linda Memari's pet chimpanzee Roger, Linda Memari's pet chimpanzee
246 00:10:08,823 00:10:10,889 ripped Jeff's face off. ripped Jeff's face off.
247 00:10:10,891 00:10:12,691 The doctors were able to do a transplant, The doctors were able to do a transplant,
248 00:10:12,693 00:10:15,227 but there was only one face available. but there was only one face available.
249 00:10:15,229 00:10:16,895 Please be gentle. Please be gentle.
250 00:10:16,897 00:10:19,097 Come on in, honey. Come on in, honey.
251 00:10:19,099 00:10:21,033 Is it noticeable, babe? Is it noticeable, babe?
252 00:10:21,035 00:10:22,435 For the love of God, For the love of God,
253 00:10:22,437 00:10:26,105 could one film-worthy thing happen around here? could one film-worthy thing happen around here?
254 00:10:30,778 00:10:34,680 All right, Smith. You better bring the goods... or else. All right, Smith. You better bring the goods... or else.
255 00:10:38,653 00:10:42,787 ♪ Oedipus' mom has got it going on ♪ ♪ Oedipus' mom has got it going on ♪
256 00:10:42,789 00:10:44,990 ♪ She's all I want and... ♪ ♪ She's all I want and... ♪
257 00:10:44,992 00:10:46,926 Wait, did I say, "Mom"? I meant... Wait, did I say, "Mom"? I meant...
258 00:10:47,008 00:10:50,996 ♪ Oedipus' wife, she's the love of my life ♪ ♪ Oedipus' wife, she's the love of my life ♪
259 00:10:50,998 00:10:52,397 ♪ There is nothing wrong ♪ ♪ There is nothing wrong ♪
260 00:10:52,399 00:10:56,401 ♪ My wife is probably not my mom ♪ ♪ My wife is probably not my mom ♪
261 00:10:57,330 00:10:59,338 Yeah! Nailed it, Smith! Yeah! Nailed it, Smith!
262 00:10:59,340 00:11:01,474 When I wrote those words, I wasn't sure about it, When I wrote those words, I wasn't sure about it,
263 00:11:01,476 00:11:04,677 but the tune you made up really brought it home. but the tune you made up really brought it home.
264 00:11:07,081 00:11:08,347 Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
265 00:11:08,349 00:11:11,216 Roger is not the only swan around here. Roger is not the only swan around here.
266 00:11:11,218 00:11:13,686 Turtleneck, get ready to be rocked. Turtleneck, get ready to be rocked.
267 00:11:14,061 00:11:16,555 Excuse me, Stan. Cody and I are location scouting. Excuse me, Stan. Cody and I are location scouting.
268 00:11:16,557 00:11:19,291 I think maybe the right place could spark an idea. I think maybe the right place could spark an idea.
269 00:11:19,293 00:11:21,426 What if I made a documentary What if I made a documentary
270 00:11:21,428 00:11:24,163 about living in a bathroom for a month? about living in a bathroom for a month?
271 00:11:24,165 00:11:26,298 Call it "Bathroom Man." Call it "Bathroom Man."
272 00:11:26,300 00:11:27,700 Okay. There's something there. Okay. There's something there.
273 00:11:27,702 00:11:29,434 Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
274 00:11:29,436 00:11:30,703 I mean... I mean, maybe. I... I mean... I mean, maybe. I...
275 00:11:30,705 00:11:33,105 Cody is quiet, so I know he hates it. Cody is quiet, so I know he hates it.
276 00:11:33,107 00:11:34,573 Well, let's go buy some balloons. Well, let's go buy some balloons.
277 00:11:34,575 00:11:37,510 Those things really cheer me up. Those things really cheer me up.
278 00:11:37,512 00:11:40,179 Sounds like things went really well today. Sounds like things went really well today.
279 00:11:40,181 00:11:43,315 I'll say, which got me thinking. I'll say, which got me thinking.
280 00:11:43,317 00:11:46,719 Since the milk does seem to have a positive effect... Since the milk does seem to have a positive effect...
281 00:11:46,721 00:11:49,654 It does seem to be having a positive effect. It does seem to be having a positive effect.
282 00:11:49,656 00:11:53,192 Right, right? So maybe while the play is going on, Right, right? So maybe while the play is going on,
283 00:11:53,194 00:11:55,060 weaning gets put on hold. weaning gets put on hold.
284 00:11:55,062 00:11:59,398 On hold, yes, because of the play! On hold, yes, because of the play!
285 00:11:59,400 00:12:03,736 The play is the thing, a-and then we'll reassess. The play is the thing, a-and then we'll reassess.
286 00:12:03,738 00:12:05,003 Right! Right! Right! Right!
287 00:12:05,005 00:12:07,606 Do we wean? Do we increase the milk? Do we wean? Do we increase the milk?
288 00:12:07,608 00:12:11,076 Do we reassess whether we even need to reassess? Do we reassess whether we even need to reassess?
289 00:12:11,078 00:12:13,345 Ooh, that is smart, Ooh, that is smart,
290 00:12:13,347 00:12:17,282 and certainly nothing gets decided before the play is done. and certainly nothing gets decided before the play is done.
291 00:12:17,342 00:12:18,551 Heaven forbid. Heaven forbid.
292 00:12:18,553 00:12:20,219 I must fly now, Mother. I must fly now, Mother.
293 00:12:20,221 00:12:22,087 Toodeloo! Toodeloo!
294 00:12:24,425 00:12:27,760 Looks like trust has been restored between you and Steve. Looks like trust has been restored between you and Steve.
295 00:12:27,762 00:12:28,761 - Yeah. - Well, - Yeah. - Well,
296 00:12:28,763 00:12:31,797 I've got something that might set it back a bit. I've got something that might set it back a bit.
297 00:12:36,010 00:12:37,313 _ _
298 00:12:41,308 00:12:45,043 You dosed his D so he'd run back to your milk, You dosed his D so he'd run back to your milk,
299 00:12:45,045 00:12:46,979 and I've got the proof! and I've got the proof!
300 00:12:49,383 00:12:52,251 Ha! You think that was my only copy? Ha! You think that was my only copy?
301 00:12:52,253 00:12:54,186 - Yes. - You're right. - Yes. - You're right.
302 00:12:54,188 00:12:56,388 ♪ So won't you please ♪ ♪ So won't you please ♪
303 00:12:56,390 00:12:58,523 ♪ Be my, be my baby ♪ ♪ Be my, be my baby ♪
304 00:12:58,525 00:13:00,459 ♪ Be my little baby ♪ ♪ Be my little baby ♪
305 00:13:00,461 00:13:02,261 ♪ My one and only baby ♪ ♪ My one and only baby ♪
306 00:13:02,263 00:13:04,129 ♪ Say you'll be my darling ♪ ♪ Say you'll be my darling ♪
307 00:13:04,131 00:13:06,131 ♪ Be my, be my baby ♪ ♪ Be my, be my baby ♪
308 00:13:06,133 00:13:08,133 ♪ Be my baby now ♪ ♪ Be my baby now ♪
309 00:13:08,135 00:13:11,604 - ♪ My one and only baby ♪ - ♪ Whoa, oh, oh, oh ♪ - ♪ My one and only baby ♪ - ♪ Whoa, oh, oh, oh ♪
310 00:13:11,606 00:13:15,274 ♪ I'll make you happy, baby ♪ ♪ I'll make you happy, baby ♪
311 00:13:15,276 00:13:18,411 ♪ Just wait and see ♪ ♪ Just wait and see ♪
312 00:13:18,413 00:13:22,615 ♪ For every kiss you give me ♪ ♪ For every kiss you give me ♪
313 00:13:22,617 00:13:24,349 ♪ I'll give you three ♪ ♪ I'll give you three ♪
314 00:13:24,351 00:13:27,820 ♪ Whoa, oh, oh, oh ♪ ♪ Whoa, oh, oh, oh ♪
315 00:13:27,822 00:13:29,822 ♪ Be my, be my baby ♪ ♪ Be my, be my baby ♪
316 00:13:34,962 00:13:36,361 Hot house tonight! Hot house tonight!
317 00:13:36,363 00:13:38,363 I think I see some scouts out there. I think I see some scouts out there.
318 00:13:38,365 00:13:39,498 Three guys in the middle look like Three guys in the middle look like
319 00:13:39,500 00:13:41,434 they're definitely from New York. they're definitely from New York.
320 00:13:47,308 00:13:49,574 Psst. Hey, lady! Psst. Hey, lady!
321 00:13:49,576 00:13:51,644 Hey, Francine, I think that boy Hey, Francine, I think that boy
322 00:13:51,646 00:13:53,446 is trying to get your attention. is trying to get your attention.
323 00:13:53,448 00:13:55,848 I'll go see what he wants. I'll go see what he wants.
324 00:13:55,850 00:13:57,382 I-I-I can't do this! I-I-I can't do this!
325 00:13:57,384 00:13:58,651 Why did I ever think I could do this? Why did I ever think I could do this?
326 00:13:58,653 00:14:00,853 - I need some milk! - I gave you milk. - I need some milk! - I gave you milk.
327 00:14:00,855 00:14:02,321 It's all gone! It's all gone!
328 00:14:02,323 00:14:04,457 My... My... My stomach is in knots! My... My... My stomach is in knots!
329 00:14:04,459 00:14:06,525 That's just nerves. That's just nerves.
330 00:14:06,527 00:14:09,795 Or maybe I need to burp you. Or maybe I need to burp you.
331 00:14:09,797 00:14:11,130 I'm not a baby! I'm not a baby!
332 00:14:11,132 00:14:12,397 I don't need burps! I don't need burps!
333 00:14:12,399 00:14:14,599 - I need breast milk! - I didn't bring any! - I need breast milk! - I didn't bring any!
334 00:14:14,601 00:14:16,535 Quit holding out on me. Quit holding out on me.
335 00:14:16,537 00:14:19,271 You always have it on you. You always have it on you.
336 00:14:22,343 00:14:24,810 The anticipation is peaking. The anticipation is peaking.
337 00:14:24,812 00:14:26,011 Start the play. Start the play.
338 00:14:26,013 00:14:27,680 But, maestro, it's five minutes until curtain! But, maestro, it's five minutes until curtain!
339 00:14:27,682 00:14:29,281 I said start the play! I said start the play!
340 00:14:29,283 00:14:30,816 Curtain! Curtain! Curtain! Curtain! Curtain! Curtain!
341 00:14:30,818 00:14:32,217 Mmm. Mmm.
342 00:14:35,356 00:14:38,491 Mmm. Mmm. Mmm. Mmm.
343 00:14:39,330 00:14:40,959 Mmm. Mmm.
344 00:14:41,833 00:14:44,429 - Huh? - There's my movie! - Huh? - There's my movie!
345 00:14:44,431 00:14:45,698 Yeah! Yeah!
346 00:14:45,700 00:14:47,566 I just hope that student with her boob out I just hope that student with her boob out
347 00:14:47,568 00:14:50,403 is at least a junior or a senior. is at least a junior or a senior.
348 00:14:50,881 00:14:53,944 So you're going to live down in the basement. Why? So you're going to live down in the basement. Why?
349 00:14:54,142 00:14:56,056 Well, the town turned on us Well, the town turned on us
350 00:14:56,058 00:14:59,393 because of their puritanical views of breastfeeding. because of their puritanical views of breastfeeding.
351 00:14:59,395 00:15:01,595 Yeah. My tried to drop me off at school, Yeah. My tried to drop me off at school,
352 00:15:01,597 00:15:03,397 and everyone threw rocks at us. and everyone threw rocks at us.
353 00:15:03,399 00:15:05,832 And at the grocery store. More rocks. And at the grocery store. More rocks.
354 00:15:05,908 00:15:07,533 It just seems like everybody is It just seems like everybody is
355 00:15:07,535 00:15:09,535 throwing rocks at us these days. throwing rocks at us these days.
356 00:15:09,537 00:15:11,938 - Don't look right at the camera! - Roger! - Don't look right at the camera! - Roger!
357 00:15:11,940 00:15:13,940 If you want this film to change people's minds about you, If you want this film to change people's minds about you,
358 00:15:13,942 00:15:15,275 we've got to make it right. we've got to make it right.
359 00:15:15,277 00:15:16,476 It's got to look slick! It's got to look slick!
360 00:15:16,478 00:15:17,877 I don't care how it looks I don't care how it looks
361 00:15:17,879 00:15:20,546 as long as it shows everyone the truth... as long as it shows everyone the truth...
362 00:15:20,548 00:15:24,618 that long-term breastfeeding is perfectly natural. that long-term breastfeeding is perfectly natural.
363 00:15:24,620 00:15:26,620 Then we won't be pariahs, Then we won't be pariahs,
364 00:15:26,622 00:15:28,554 and maybe we'll even be allowed and maybe we'll even be allowed
365 00:15:28,556 00:15:30,090 back up in the main house. back up in the main house.
366 00:15:31,427 00:15:35,361 That's the last one, Mr. S. That's the last one, Mr. S.
367 00:15:35,363 00:15:37,363 Oh, that's nice. Oh, that's nice.
368 00:15:37,365 00:15:39,099 Oh, that's better. Oh, that's better.
369 00:15:42,692 00:15:43,970 What was I saying? What was I saying?
370 00:15:43,972 00:15:46,172 Oh, yeah... No freaks in the main house! Oh, yeah... No freaks in the main house!
371 00:15:46,174 00:15:47,641 Those freaks make me sick! Those freaks make me sick!
372 00:15:47,643 00:15:49,575 Do you hear me down there, you weirdos? Do you hear me down there, you weirdos?
373 00:15:49,577 00:15:50,989 Freaks! Freaks! Freaks! Freaks!
374 00:15:55,135 00:15:56,650 I guess Dad hasn't changed his mind I guess Dad hasn't changed his mind
375 00:15:56,652 00:15:58,652 about banishing us to the basement. about banishing us to the basement.
376 00:15:58,654 00:16:01,187 I really hope this documentary works, Mom. I really hope this documentary works, Mom.
377 00:16:01,189 00:16:02,456 Don't worry, Steve. Don't worry, Steve.
378 00:16:02,458 00:16:05,258 If there's one thing your dad responds to, If there's one thing your dad responds to,
379 00:16:05,260 00:16:07,393 it's documentary films. it's documentary films.
380 00:16:07,395 00:16:09,195 _ _
381 00:16:09,197 00:16:12,499 Little Stevie, time for bed! Little Stevie, time for bed!
382 00:16:12,570 00:16:14,568 Nuh-uh! Nuh-uh!
383 00:16:16,247 00:16:18,472 Cooperate, young man! Cooperate, young man!
384 00:16:21,943 00:16:23,943 Do we know when Roger's movie is coming out? Do we know when Roger's movie is coming out?
385 00:16:23,945 00:16:25,545 Do we have a timeline on that? Do we have a timeline on that?
386 00:16:25,547 00:16:28,682 If you go straight to night-nights with no fussing, If you go straight to night-nights with no fussing,
387 00:16:28,684 00:16:31,952 I'll sneak up past your dad and check in with Roger. I'll sneak up past your dad and check in with Roger.
388 00:16:31,954 00:16:35,221 Okay, but can you please turn on the white-noise machine Okay, but can you please turn on the white-noise machine
389 00:16:35,223 00:16:36,490 before you leave? before you leave?
390 00:16:36,492 00:16:38,158 It helps me go to sleep. It helps me go to sleep.
391 00:16:49,838 00:16:52,706 Roger, when's your documentary going to be done? Roger, when's your documentary going to be done?
392 00:16:52,708 00:16:54,574 Ah, I see what's happening here... Ah, I see what's happening here...
393 00:16:54,576 00:16:57,043 You don't know I switched projects about a month ago. You don't know I switched projects about a month ago.
394 00:16:57,045 00:16:59,513 You did? Why didn't you tell me? You did? Why didn't you tell me?
395 00:16:59,515 00:17:00,780 Have you been down to the basement lately? Have you been down to the basement lately?
396 00:17:00,782 00:17:03,183 It's a real weird scene down there. It's a real weird scene down there.
397 00:17:03,185 00:17:05,319 Hey, does Stan know you're in the main house? Hey, does Stan know you're in the main house?
398 00:17:05,321 00:17:06,653 Are you kidding me?! Are you kidding me?!
399 00:17:06,655 00:17:08,388 Gordon, will you run down to the bodega Gordon, will you run down to the bodega
400 00:17:08,390 00:17:10,456 and grab me some kind of yummy chip? and grab me some kind of yummy chip?
401 00:17:10,458 00:17:11,725 Actually, no, just bring me a pasta. Actually, no, just bring me a pasta.
402 00:17:11,727 00:17:14,862 Bring me a pasta from wherever you think is good. Bring me a pasta from wherever you think is good.
403 00:17:16,798 00:17:19,733 I trusted you to tell our story! I trusted you to tell our story!
404 00:17:19,735 00:17:21,801 It was just too strange, Francine, It was just too strange, Francine,
405 00:17:21,803 00:17:24,338 so I pivoted to Long-neck and Chimp-face. so I pivoted to Long-neck and Chimp-face.
406 00:17:24,340 00:17:25,672 - They're more relatable. - What?! - They're more relatable. - What?!
407 00:17:25,674 00:17:28,274 They have an amazing and unlikely friendship. They have an amazing and unlikely friendship.
408 00:17:28,276 00:17:30,544 Stan and Jeff?! Stan and Jeff?!
409 00:17:30,546 00:17:32,078 Oh, yeah. I hadn't thought of it that way. Oh, yeah. I hadn't thought of it that way.
410 00:17:32,080 00:17:35,481 You have to show people how normal we are! You have to show people how normal we are!
411 00:17:35,483 00:17:38,518 How about I show you how normal you are. How about I show you how normal you are.
412 00:17:41,423 00:17:42,622 Do you like my outfit? Do you like my outfit?
413 00:17:42,624 00:17:44,224 It's Tapout from head to toe, It's Tapout from head to toe,
414 00:17:44,226 00:17:47,661 except for the middle part, which is pure Stevie skin. except for the middle part, which is pure Stevie skin.
415 00:17:48,564 00:17:51,732 Stevie! Lunchtime! Stevie! Lunchtime!
416 00:17:55,037 00:17:58,438 ♪ Old McDonald had a farm ♪ ♪ Old McDonald had a farm ♪
417 00:17:58,440 00:18:00,574 ♪ Ee-i-ee-i... ♪ Ow! ♪ Ee-i-ee-i... ♪ Ow!
418 00:18:00,576 00:18:02,576 All of his teeth are in. All of his teeth are in.
419 00:18:02,578 00:18:05,311 ♪ And on that farm, he had a... ♪ ♪ And on that farm, he had a... ♪
420 00:18:05,313 00:18:06,580 ♪ Mom ♪ ♪ Mom ♪
421 00:18:06,582 00:18:08,782 ♪ Ee-i-ee-i-o ♪ ♪ Ee-i-ee-i-o ♪
422 00:18:08,784 00:18:12,318 ♪ With a milk-milk here and a milk-milk there ♪ ♪ With a milk-milk here and a milk-milk there ♪
423 00:18:12,320 00:18:16,056 ♪ Here a milk, there a milk, everywhere a milk-milk ♪ ♪ Here a milk, there a milk, everywhere a milk-milk ♪
424 00:18:16,058 00:18:17,523 Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
425 00:18:17,525 00:18:18,792 We are freaks. We are freaks.
426 00:18:18,794 00:18:20,927 Maybe the rocks were right. Maybe the rocks were right.
427 00:18:20,929 00:18:23,463 But, Mom, I-I need the milk! But, Mom, I-I need the milk!
428 00:18:23,465 00:18:24,998 I-I'm uncoordinated! I-I'm uncoordinated!
429 00:18:25,000 00:18:26,400 I'm allergic to bees! I'm allergic to bees!
430 00:18:26,402 00:18:28,534 I've got these tiny, little eyes, I've got these tiny, little eyes,
431 00:18:28,536 00:18:30,336 and when I went off the milk, and when I went off the milk,
432 00:18:30,338 00:18:32,205 I fell asleep in school! I fell asleep in school!
433 00:18:32,207 00:18:34,140 Yes, about that... Yes, about that...
434 00:18:34,142 00:18:38,344 That morning, I put sizzurp in your SunnyD. That morning, I put sizzurp in your SunnyD.
435 00:18:38,346 00:18:40,080 That's why I was so tired? That's why I was so tired?
436 00:18:40,082 00:18:41,347 I guess. I guess.
437 00:18:41,349 00:18:44,284 And now we can go back to our normal lives, And now we can go back to our normal lives,
438 00:18:44,286 00:18:48,222 knowing that neither of us was to blame for anything. knowing that neither of us was to blame for anything.
439 00:18:48,224 00:18:49,555 Okay. Okay.
440 00:18:49,557 00:18:51,425 Mother knows best. Mother knows best.
441 00:18:56,708 00:18:59,833 - Oh, no. - I like milk! - Oh, no. - I like milk!
442 00:18:59,835 00:19:03,470 It's my thing, and I'll never, ever stop drinking it! It's my thing, and I'll never, ever stop drinking it!
443 00:19:06,068 00:19:07,007 I told you guys, I told you guys,
444 00:19:07,098 00:19:09,709 keep your freak show out of the main house! keep your freak show out of the main house!
445 00:19:09,711 00:19:12,312 Mama, I'm hungry! Mama, I'm hungry!
446 00:19:12,314 00:19:14,448 Well, I ruined Steve. Well, I ruined Steve.
447 00:19:14,450 00:19:16,182 Francine, no. Francine, no.
448 00:19:16,184 00:19:18,652 What Steve needs is an experience so negative What Steve needs is an experience so negative
449 00:19:18,654 00:19:20,854 that he'll never want to suckle again. that he'll never want to suckle again.
450 00:19:20,856 00:19:23,590 - What do you mean? - Taint the milk. - What do you mean? - Taint the milk.
451 00:19:24,110 00:19:25,592 He's allergic to bees! He's allergic to bees!
452 00:19:25,594 00:19:27,794 You're going to put bees in the milk? You're going to put bees in the milk?
453 00:19:27,796 00:19:29,663 Don't be an idiot, Klaus. Don't be an idiot, Klaus.
454 00:19:29,665 00:19:32,466 Why work hard when you can work easy? Why work hard when you can work easy?
455 00:19:35,403 00:19:37,203 Mmm. Mmm. Mmm. Mmm.
456 00:19:37,205 00:19:41,475 The answer was so obvious. Mmm. The answer was so obvious. Mmm.
457 00:19:41,477 00:19:43,810 It's what any mother would do! It's what any mother would do!
458 00:19:43,812 00:19:46,146 Yeah, girl! Solve your problems! Yeah, girl! Solve your problems!
459 00:19:46,148 00:19:48,482 Eat those bees! Eat those bees!
460 00:19:53,555 00:19:54,888 Milk. Milk.
461 00:19:54,890 00:19:56,089 I need milk. I need milk.
462 00:19:56,091 00:19:57,557 You're awake! You're awake!
463 00:19:57,559 00:19:58,892 Doctor, he's awake! Doctor, he's awake!
464 00:19:58,894 00:20:00,894 I'll be the judge of that. I'll be the judge of that.
465 00:20:00,896 00:20:03,497 - Ow! - I judge that he is awake. - Ow! - I judge that he is awake.
466 00:20:03,499 00:20:05,832 I need milk. I'll die without it. I need milk. I'll die without it.
467 00:20:05,834 00:20:07,301 No, you won't, son. No, you won't, son.
468 00:20:07,303 00:20:08,135 You've been in a coma, You've been in a coma,
469 00:20:08,234 00:20:10,904 and you haven't had a drop of milk in almost a year. and you haven't had a drop of milk in almost a year.
470 00:20:10,906 00:20:12,906 A lot has happened in that time... A lot has happened in that time...
471 00:20:12,908 00:20:15,775 I got remarried, lost my ring again, I got remarried, lost my ring again,
472 00:20:15,777 00:20:17,577 I rode a bike across Idaho, I rode a bike across Idaho,
473 00:20:17,579 00:20:18,978 and I reconnected and I reconnected
474 00:20:18,980 00:20:20,714 with my high-school social-studies teacher, with my high-school social-studies teacher,
475 00:20:20,716 00:20:22,716 but enough about me. but enough about me.
476 00:20:22,718 00:20:24,784 Mom, what happened? Mom, what happened?
477 00:20:24,786 00:20:28,588 Let's not worry about who ate bees to poison who. Let's not worry about who ate bees to poison who.
478 00:20:28,590 00:20:31,057 The important thing is now I realize The important thing is now I realize
479 00:20:31,059 00:20:33,593 it's not the milk that connects us, it's not the milk that connects us,
480 00:20:33,595 00:20:37,998 it's our shared tendency to go a little cuckoo. it's our shared tendency to go a little cuckoo.
481 00:20:38,986 00:20:41,401 There you are! You're missing the end! There you are! You're missing the end!
482 00:20:42,871 00:20:46,406 So it seems the old adage has been proven wrong... So it seems the old adage has been proven wrong...
483 00:20:46,408 00:20:49,543 A long-neck and a chimp-face can be friends, A long-neck and a chimp-face can be friends,
484 00:20:49,545 00:20:51,745 and if there's hope for them, and if there's hope for them,
485 00:20:51,747 00:20:54,014 who's to say there's not hope for all of us? who's to say there's not hope for all of us?
486 00:20:54,016 00:20:56,616 Now, keep your eye out for my next documentary, Now, keep your eye out for my next documentary,
487 00:20:56,618 00:20:58,218 where I dispel the old adage where I dispel the old adage
488 00:20:58,220 00:21:01,688 that a horse-face and a short-neck can't 69. that a horse-face and a short-neck can't 69.
489 00:21:03,158 00:21:05,092 Bye-bye! See you soon! Bye-bye! See you soon!
490 00:21:05,093 00:21:07,093 - synced and corrected by sot26 - www.addic7ed.com - synced and corrected by sot26 - www.addic7ed.com