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1 | 00:01:03,354 | 00:01:07,399 | Look, I'm going to be paying off these student loans until, like, 2003. | Look, I'm going to be paying off these student loans until, like, 2003. |
2 | 00:01:07,484 | 00:01:09,985 | Hey, you want to get out of here? | Hey, you want to get out of here? |
3 | 00:01:11,863 | 00:01:15,532 | -What a rager, huh? -Yeah. Yeah. | -What a rager, huh? -Yeah. Yeah. |
4 | 00:01:18,620 | 00:01:21,080 | Isn't it weird that all this, | Isn't it weird that all this, |
5 | 00:01:21,164 | 00:01:23,582 | this all happened at the end of the semester? | this all happened at the end of the semester? |
6 | 00:01:23,666 | 00:01:25,000 | You and me. | You and me. |
7 | 00:01:25,835 | 00:01:27,086 | James... | James... |
8 | 00:01:29,464 | 00:01:32,007 | I don't think I can see you anymore. | I don't think I can see you anymore. |
9 | 00:01:32,467 | 00:01:35,302 | You don't... What do you mean? | You don't... What do you mean? |
10 | 00:01:37,806 | 00:01:38,972 | Sorry. | Sorry. |
11 | 00:01:45,855 | 00:01:47,272 | Women are mercurial, man. | Women are mercurial, man. |
12 | 00:01:47,357 | 00:01:50,609 | -And you did just start dating last week. -It was 11 days ago. | -And you did just start dating last week. -It was 11 days ago. |
13 | 00:01:50,693 | 00:01:52,945 | You didn't tell her about the Scarlet V, did you? | You didn't tell her about the Scarlet V, did you? |
14 | 00:01:53,029 | 00:01:55,948 | -That has nothing to do with it. -Oh, Christ. Brennan. | -That has nothing to do with it. -Oh, Christ. Brennan. |
15 | 00:01:56,032 | 00:01:58,158 | -What? -You did! You promised me! | -What? -You did! You promised me! |
16 | 00:01:58,243 | 00:02:00,119 | Look, I don't lie to people who I care about. | Look, I don't lie to people who I care about. |
17 | 00:02:00,203 | 00:02:03,914 | Yes, but you could've just left it out of the narrative. You know? | Yes, but you could've just left it out of the narrative. You know? |
18 | 00:02:03,998 | 00:02:05,791 | You don't want "virgin" to be your signifier. | You don't want "virgin" to be your signifier. |
19 | 00:02:05,875 | 00:02:07,626 | He takes one semiotics class, and I'm supposed to... | He takes one semiotics class, and I'm supposed to... |
20 | 00:02:07,710 | 00:02:08,710 | Here, drink up. | Here, drink up. |
21 | 00:02:08,795 | 00:02:14,299 | You need to bed down the next lonely, plain-looking, insecure depressive | You need to bed down the next lonely, plain-looking, insecure depressive |
22 | 00:02:14,384 | 00:02:16,677 | who throws herself at you and get it over with. | who throws herself at you and get it over with. |
23 | 00:02:16,761 | 00:02:18,637 | Look, I know most people have low standards. | Look, I know most people have low standards. |
24 | 00:02:18,721 | 00:02:20,889 | I guess I'm... I'm different. | I guess I'm... I'm different. |
25 | 00:02:21,432 | 00:02:26,478 | Well, you know what, we'll find you a girl, all right? | Well, you know what, we'll find you a girl, all right? |
26 | 00:02:26,563 | 00:02:29,857 | -When we're on the Continent. -Here's to sexually-permissive cultures! | -When we're on the Continent. -Here's to sexually-permissive cultures! |
27 | 00:02:29,941 | 00:02:32,860 | Yes! Focus on Europe. | Yes! Focus on Europe. |
28 | 00:02:32,944 | 00:02:35,195 | It's going to be a transformative experience. | It's going to be a transformative experience. |
29 | 00:02:35,405 | 00:02:37,322 | -To the graduate. -To the graduate. | -To the graduate. -To the graduate. |
30 | 00:02:38,741 | 00:02:40,492 | Yeah, so I researched some more youth hostels, | Yeah, so I researched some more youth hostels, |
31 | 00:02:40,577 | 00:02:43,036 | and the median cost is just a little higher than I expected, | and the median cost is just a little higher than I expected, |
32 | 00:02:43,121 | 00:02:45,330 | about $7.68 more, | about $7.68 more, |
33 | 00:02:45,415 | 00:02:49,293 | multiplied by the 42 days is $322.56. | multiplied by the 42 days is $322.56. |
34 | 00:02:49,377 | 00:02:51,336 | Bill, do you want to take this? | Bill, do you want to take this? |
35 | 00:02:51,421 | 00:02:54,923 | Excuse me, can you get me a refill here? That's an old-fashioned. | Excuse me, can you get me a refill here? That's an old-fashioned. |
36 | 00:02:55,008 | 00:02:57,885 | So with the $368 I have from Grandpa's trust fund, | So with the $368 I have from Grandpa's trust fund, |
37 | 00:02:57,969 | 00:03:01,513 | plus the $900 you guys are already giving me, thank you, | plus the $900 you guys are already giving me, thank you, |
38 | 00:03:01,598 | 00:03:05,767 | I do need an additional $279.11 . | I do need an additional $279.11 . |
39 | 00:03:06,186 | 00:03:09,313 | James, we didn't want to spoil your graduation, | James, we didn't want to spoil your graduation, |
40 | 00:03:09,397 | 00:03:15,360 | but your father has been transferred to a different department. | but your father has been transferred to a different department. |
41 | 00:03:15,653 | 00:03:19,698 | Really? Is that... Is that bad? | Really? Is that... Is that bad? |
42 | 00:03:20,742 | 00:03:24,036 | Yes, we're making less, considerably less. | Yes, we're making less, considerably less. |
43 | 00:03:24,120 | 00:03:28,040 | Because this trip was my graduation present, so... | Because this trip was my graduation present, so... |
44 | 00:03:28,124 | 00:03:33,545 | Sweetie, I am so sorry about this trip, but I'm afraid we just can't afford it. | Sweetie, I am so sorry about this trip, but I'm afraid we just can't afford it. |
45 | 00:03:34,547 | 00:03:37,549 | You could still help me with rent next year, right? | You could still help me with rent next year, right? |
46 | 00:03:37,634 | 00:03:39,384 | All right, James, you're not listening to me. | All right, James, you're not listening to me. |
47 | 00:03:39,469 | 00:03:43,055 | -Here you go, sir. -There we go. Thank you very much. | -Here you go, sir. -There we go. Thank you very much. |
48 | 00:03:43,139 | 00:03:47,726 | Listen, here's to you, kiddo. Happy graduation. | Listen, here's to you, kiddo. Happy graduation. |
49 | 00:03:47,810 | 00:03:49,019 | Wait. What am I going to do about grad school? | Wait. What am I going to do about grad school? |
50 | 00:03:49,103 | 00:03:50,562 | You know, Columbia's holding a spot for me. | You know, Columbia's holding a spot for me. |
51 | 00:03:50,647 | 00:03:53,523 | Well, if you end up deciding that's what you want to do, | Well, if you end up deciding that's what you want to do, |
52 | 00:03:53,608 | 00:03:56,777 | then obviously you're going to have to get a job. | then obviously you're going to have to get a job. |
53 | 00:03:57,362 | 00:03:58,403 | A summerjob? | A summerjob? |
54 | 00:03:58,488 | 00:04:01,031 | Summer in Pittsburgh. | Summer in Pittsburgh. |
55 | 00:04:01,115 | 00:04:02,366 | -That's fucking harsh. -It's a nightmare. | -That's fucking harsh. -It's a nightmare. |
56 | 00:04:02,450 | 00:04:03,867 | They don't like people like me where I'm from. | They don't like people like me where I'm from. |
57 | 00:04:03,952 | 00:04:06,828 | You know, we're romantics. I read poetry for pleasure, sometimes. | You know, we're romantics. I read poetry for pleasure, sometimes. |
58 | 00:04:06,913 | 00:04:09,665 | Hey, yeah, well, you know what, don't worry about it, all right? | Hey, yeah, well, you know what, don't worry about it, all right? |
59 | 00:04:09,749 | 00:04:13,502 | You know, with my dad's connections, we'll get a great deal on an apartment. | You know, with my dad's connections, we'll get a great deal on an apartment. |
60 | 00:04:13,586 | 00:04:17,089 | And, hey, I'll float you for the first few months. | And, hey, I'll float you for the first few months. |
61 | 00:04:17,173 | 00:04:18,257 | -Yeah? -Yeah. | -Yeah? -Yeah. |
62 | 00:04:18,341 | 00:04:20,842 | -Thank you so much, Eric. -Hey, don't worry about it. | -Thank you so much, Eric. -Hey, don't worry about it. |
63 | 00:04:20,927 | 00:04:22,594 | What the hell are you doing? Our parents are right over... | What the hell are you doing? Our parents are right over... |
64 | 00:04:22,679 | 00:04:24,888 | What, them? They're clueless. | What, them? They're clueless. |
65 | 00:04:27,475 | 00:04:29,601 | Fuck, this is good weed. | Fuck, this is good weed. |
66 | 00:04:29,686 | 00:04:32,396 | Speaking of which, I just want you to know | Speaking of which, I just want you to know |
67 | 00:04:32,480 | 00:04:35,148 | that you'll be with me in spirit this summer. | that you'll be with me in spirit this summer. |
68 | 00:04:35,233 | 00:04:36,316 | -Hey, put that away. -Yeah. Take it. | -Hey, put that away. -Yeah. Take it. |
69 | 00:04:36,401 | 00:04:37,442 | -No. -Take it. | -No. -Take it. |
70 | 00:04:37,527 | 00:04:38,485 | -Take it! -Okay. | -Take it! -Okay. |
71 | 00:04:38,569 | 00:04:42,406 | Look, James, I know things suck right now, all right? | Look, James, I know things suck right now, all right? |
72 | 00:04:42,490 | 00:04:43,782 | But look at it this way, | But look at it this way, |
73 | 00:04:43,866 | 00:04:46,410 | in a few short months, you'll be with me, | in a few short months, you'll be with me, |
74 | 00:04:46,494 | 00:04:50,122 | in New York City, the greatest fucking city in the world! | in New York City, the greatest fucking city in the world! |
75 | 00:04:50,206 | 00:04:54,209 | Like we always talked about, man. Living the adventure together. | Like we always talked about, man. Living the adventure together. |
76 | 00:04:55,044 | 00:04:58,380 | Quit worrying, Brennan. That's what the weed is for. | Quit worrying, Brennan. That's what the weed is for. |
77 | 00:05:02,552 | 00:05:05,137 | -Bill, for God's sakes, pay attention. -All right, I'm just trying to drive. | -Bill, for God's sakes, pay attention. -All right, I'm just trying to drive. |
78 | 00:06:34,435 | 00:06:37,270 | I really haven't had that many jobs, per se, | I really haven't had that many jobs, per se, |
79 | 00:06:37,355 | 00:06:40,565 | but here are my academic records and my extracurricular activities. | but here are my academic records and my extracurricular activities. |
80 | 00:06:40,650 | 00:06:43,860 | I wrote for The Gordian Knot, it was a literary journal in college. | I wrote for The Gordian Knot, it was a literary journal in college. |
81 | 00:06:43,945 | 00:06:47,239 | And in math, I got 770 on the SATs, | And in math, I got 770 on the SATs, |
82 | 00:06:47,323 | 00:06:49,199 | so I assume I'd be good at tabulating checks. | so I assume I'd be good at tabulating checks. |
83 | 00:06:49,283 | 00:06:50,951 | These are the only jobs you've ever had? | These are the only jobs you've ever had? |
84 | 00:06:51,035 | 00:06:53,245 | No, no, I also spent several years | No, no, I also spent several years |
85 | 00:06:53,329 | 00:06:55,205 | taking care of a neighbor's lawn, the Palmieris. | taking care of a neighbor's lawn, the Palmieris. |
86 | 00:06:55,289 | 00:06:56,748 | I have their letter of recommendation here. | I have their letter of recommendation here. |
87 | 00:06:56,833 | 00:06:58,917 | All right. Fill this out. I'll call you if anything comes up. | All right. Fill this out. I'll call you if anything comes up. |
88 | 00:06:59,001 | 00:07:00,127 | Okay. | Okay. |
89 | 00:07:02,004 | 00:07:05,006 | No, I've never actually driven an asphalt mixer, per se, | No, I've never actually driven an asphalt mixer, per se, |
90 | 00:07:05,091 | 00:07:07,092 | but I did once drive my friend's van to Wisconsin | but I did once drive my friend's van to Wisconsin |
91 | 00:07:07,176 | 00:07:08,760 | on a pretty lengthy road trip. | on a pretty lengthy road trip. |
92 | 00:07:08,845 | 00:07:12,597 | Yeah, so... Okay, is there any way I can take a lesson... | Yeah, so... Okay, is there any way I can take a lesson... |
93 | 00:07:12,682 | 00:07:14,099 | They hung up. | They hung up. |
94 | 00:07:14,183 | 00:07:16,726 | What am I supposed to do? I'm not even qualified for manual labor. | What am I supposed to do? I'm not even qualified for manual labor. |
95 | 00:07:16,811 | 00:07:19,354 | The only place I know I can get a job is with Frigo. | The only place I know I can get a job is with Frigo. |
96 | 00:07:19,439 | 00:07:21,022 | What, at Adventureland? | What, at Adventureland? |
97 | 00:07:21,107 | 00:07:23,817 | You got a concussion on the teacup ride there when you were six. | You got a concussion on the teacup ride there when you were six. |
98 | 00:07:23,901 | 00:07:25,944 | -You can do better, kiddo. -No, there's nothing. | -You can do better, kiddo. -No, there's nothing. |
99 | 00:07:26,028 | 00:07:28,321 | I majored in Comparative Literature and Renaissance Studies. | I majored in Comparative Literature and Renaissance Studies. |
100 | 00:07:28,406 | 00:07:31,408 | Unless someone needs help restoring a fresco, I'm screwed. | Unless someone needs help restoring a fresco, I'm screwed. |
101 | 00:07:31,492 | 00:07:33,118 | Oh, for God's sake, Bill. | Oh, for God's sake, Bill. |
102 | 00:07:38,040 | 00:07:41,084 | -Nad attack! -Frigo, Frigo! Hey, get off of me. | -Nad attack! -Frigo, Frigo! Hey, get off of me. |
103 | 00:07:41,169 | 00:07:43,503 | -Brennan, come here. -Frigo, stop. Okay. | -Brennan, come here. -Frigo, stop. Okay. |
104 | 00:07:43,588 | 00:07:46,840 | There's the lawn mower, lawn mower, lawn mower! | There's the lawn mower, lawn mower, lawn mower! |
105 | 00:07:46,924 | 00:07:48,633 | -Yes! -Frigo. | -Yes! -Frigo. |
106 | 00:07:49,010 | 00:07:50,635 | Welcome home, Brennan! | Welcome home, Brennan! |
107 | 00:08:00,688 | 00:08:05,942 | Right here, sir! Right here, sir! Have a funtastic time! | Right here, sir! Right here, sir! Have a funtastic time! |
108 | 00:08:08,112 | 00:08:10,530 | I don't have much work experience, per se, but... | I don't have much work experience, per se, but... |
109 | 00:08:10,615 | 00:08:12,115 | I'm sorry. | I'm sorry. |
110 | 00:08:12,575 | 00:08:16,411 | -Paulette? Come in, Paulette? Bobby? -Bobby? | -Paulette? Come in, Paulette? Bobby? -Bobby? |
111 | 00:08:17,497 | 00:08:19,498 | -Paulette, come in, Paulette? -Channels. | -Paulette, come in, Paulette? -Channels. |
112 | 00:08:19,582 | 00:08:21,750 | -You just... You gotta press it. -Oh, they're gone. | -You just... You gotta press it. -Oh, they're gone. |
113 | 00:08:21,834 | 00:08:23,168 | Okay. | Okay. |
114 | 00:08:23,252 | 00:08:25,545 | This is James, and he's applying for a games job. | This is James, and he's applying for a games job. |
115 | 00:08:25,630 | 00:08:29,799 | Games! Oh, great, good. Let's get you set up. | Games! Oh, great, good. Let's get you set up. |
116 | 00:08:29,884 | 00:08:32,594 | Actually, Bobby, I'd prefer a rides job, if it's still open. | Actually, Bobby, I'd prefer a rides job, if it's still open. |
117 | 00:08:32,678 | 00:08:34,012 | You look more like a games guy, | You look more like a games guy, |
118 | 00:08:34,096 | 00:08:36,515 | plus I've already got out the games application, so... All right? | plus I've already got out the games application, so... All right? |
119 | 00:08:36,599 | 00:08:37,599 | Okay. Yeah, no. I just... | Okay. Yeah, no. I just... |
120 | 00:08:37,683 | 00:08:39,392 | My name is Bobby. | My name is Bobby. |
121 | 00:08:39,477 | 00:08:44,481 | Okay, rules. No freebies, no free turns for your friends, | Okay, rules. No freebies, no free turns for your friends, |
122 | 00:08:44,565 | 00:08:49,611 | -no free upgrades, no free food. -So, just nothing is free here. | -no free upgrades, no free food. -So, just nothing is free here. |
123 | 00:08:49,695 | 00:08:50,862 | Everybody has to pay for everything. | Everybody has to pay for everything. |
124 | 00:08:50,947 | 00:08:53,198 | And more importantly, working in games, | And more importantly, working in games, |
125 | 00:08:53,282 | 00:08:56,201 | no one ever wins a giant-ass panda. | no one ever wins a giant-ass panda. |
126 | 00:08:56,285 | 00:08:57,827 | Yeah, we don't have that many left. | Yeah, we don't have that many left. |
127 | 00:08:57,912 | 00:08:59,913 | Cool? Can you hand me a T-shirt, please? | Cool? Can you hand me a T-shirt, please? |
128 | 00:08:59,997 | 00:09:03,583 | Here, I have a resume. I don't know if you still want to take a look at it. | Here, I have a resume. I don't know if you still want to take a look at it. |
129 | 00:09:04,585 | 00:09:05,877 | James? Am I pronouncing that right? | James? Am I pronouncing that right? |
130 | 00:09:05,962 | 00:09:07,712 | -James? James? -Yeah. | -James? James? -Yeah. |
131 | 00:09:08,297 | 00:09:10,549 | Okay, by accepting this T-shirt, you are... | Okay, by accepting this T-shirt, you are... |
132 | 00:09:10,633 | 00:09:11,716 | Hired! | Hired! |
133 | 00:09:11,801 | 00:09:13,718 | Well, usually I... | Well, usually I... |
134 | 00:09:13,803 | 00:09:15,804 | -More of a ceremonial thing, the T-shirt. -Sorry. | -More of a ceremonial thing, the T-shirt. -Sorry. |
135 | 00:09:16,639 | 00:09:19,391 | Okay, new guy, let's get this over with. | Okay, new guy, let's get this over with. |
136 | 00:09:26,065 | 00:09:29,317 | Here we are at the first of many shitty games. | Here we are at the first of many shitty games. |
137 | 00:09:30,027 | 00:09:33,071 | This one is inexplicably called The Flighing Dutchman. | This one is inexplicably called The Flighing Dutchman. |
138 | 00:09:33,155 | 00:09:35,907 | Even more inexplicable is how they decided to spell it. | Even more inexplicable is how they decided to spell it. |
139 | 00:09:37,285 | 00:09:38,785 | Hey, Jerry. | Hey, Jerry. |
140 | 00:09:38,869 | 00:09:40,829 | $1 buys five rings. | $1 buys five rings. |
141 | 00:09:40,913 | 00:09:42,747 | If one of the rings lands on one of the red bottles, | If one of the rings lands on one of the red bottles, |
142 | 00:09:42,832 | 00:09:44,958 | they win a giant-ass panda. | they win a giant-ass panda. |
143 | 00:09:45,710 | 00:09:48,795 | -That is a giant-ass panda. -Yeah, it's the best prize in the park. | -That is a giant-ass panda. -Yeah, it's the best prize in the park. |
144 | 00:09:48,879 | 00:09:51,298 | And that's because this game is un-winnable. | And that's because this game is un-winnable. |
145 | 00:09:51,382 | 00:09:54,634 | Observe. I'll drop a ring from three inches away. | Observe. I'll drop a ring from three inches away. |
146 | 00:09:54,719 | 00:09:56,636 | So nobody ever wins? | So nobody ever wins? |
147 | 00:09:56,721 | 00:09:58,763 | If someone wins a giant-ass panda on your watch, | If someone wins a giant-ass panda on your watch, |
148 | 00:09:58,848 | 00:10:01,057 | you should just go home because you're fired, okay? | you should just go home because you're fired, okay? |
149 | 00:10:01,767 | 00:10:02,976 | So the object of the game | So the object of the game |
150 | 00:10:03,060 | 00:10:05,270 | is to knock the hat off the dummy with a softball, | is to knock the hat off the dummy with a softball, |
151 | 00:10:05,354 | 00:10:09,899 | except, as you'll see, half the hats are glued on. | except, as you'll see, half the hats are glued on. |
152 | 00:10:10,359 | 00:10:11,860 | -Really? -Yeah. | -Really? -Yeah. |
153 | 00:10:12,445 | 00:10:15,447 | I mean, we pay little Malaysian kids 10 cents a day to make these toys, | I mean, we pay little Malaysian kids 10 cents a day to make these toys, |
154 | 00:10:15,531 | 00:10:17,240 | we can't just give them away. | we can't just give them away. |
155 | 00:10:17,575 | 00:10:20,910 | You get a five-minute bathroom break every two hours. | You get a five-minute bathroom break every two hours. |
156 | 00:10:20,995 | 00:10:24,372 | I recommend saving a few of those up in case you have to go number two. | I recommend saving a few of those up in case you have to go number two. |
157 | 00:10:24,457 | 00:10:27,083 | Brennan, they got you working on games? | Brennan, they got you working on games? |
158 | 00:10:27,168 | 00:10:30,378 | What a pussy! You're such a pussy! | What a pussy! You're such a pussy! |
159 | 00:10:30,463 | 00:10:34,549 | -You know that demented person? -Yeah. He used to be my best friend. | -You know that demented person? -Yeah. He used to be my best friend. |
160 | 00:10:34,634 | 00:10:35,634 | Then I turned four. | Then I turned four. |
161 | 00:10:35,926 | 00:10:37,761 | So if you stand directly below the hoop, | So if you stand directly below the hoop, |
162 | 00:10:37,845 | 00:10:40,513 | you will see that it's been hammered into an oval shape. | you will see that it's been hammered into an oval shape. |
163 | 00:10:40,598 | 00:10:42,974 | But from back there, the suckerjust can't tell. | But from back there, the suckerjust can't tell. |
164 | 00:10:43,059 | 00:10:45,226 | Jesus, that's so wrong. | Jesus, that's so wrong. |
165 | 00:10:45,728 | 00:10:48,063 | A criminal abuse of the laws of perspective. | A criminal abuse of the laws of perspective. |
166 | 00:10:48,147 | 00:10:49,522 | Yeah, well, people are getting ripped off. | Yeah, well, people are getting ripped off. |
167 | 00:10:49,607 | 00:10:51,983 | Yeah, yeah, Trotsky, let's get you a booth. | Yeah, yeah, Trotsky, let's get you a booth. |
168 | 00:10:52,068 | 00:10:54,694 | So your life must be utter shit, or you wouldn't be here. | So your life must be utter shit, or you wouldn't be here. |
169 | 00:10:54,779 | 00:10:57,322 | I was supposed to go to Europe, but my family has money problems. | I was supposed to go to Europe, but my family has money problems. |
170 | 00:10:57,406 | 00:10:59,491 | Wait till your parents start making you pay rent. | Wait till your parents start making you pay rent. |
171 | 00:10:59,575 | 00:11:01,493 | My dad even makes me pay utilities. | My dad even makes me pay utilities. |
172 | 00:11:02,411 | 00:11:04,162 | I don't want... | I don't want... |
173 | 00:11:25,768 | 00:11:27,894 | Hey, litterbug! In the clown mouth! | Hey, litterbug! In the clown mouth! |
174 | 00:11:30,439 | 00:11:34,317 | Okay, we have a winner. It's the purpIe horse. | Okay, we have a winner. It's the purpIe horse. |
175 | 00:11:34,402 | 00:11:37,821 | Green's in second. Yellow's third. Congratulations. | Green's in second. Yellow's third. Congratulations. |
176 | 00:11:37,905 | 00:11:40,824 | Here you go. You can have that. | Here you go. You can have that. |
177 | 00:11:41,992 | 00:11:43,660 | -Hey, James? -Yeah? | -Hey, James? -Yeah? |
178 | 00:11:45,496 | 00:11:48,039 | You think you can maybe, you know, take it up a notch? | You think you can maybe, you know, take it up a notch? |
179 | 00:11:48,124 | 00:11:50,417 | Yeah, I know. Maybe I'm not the right guy to run this game. | Yeah, I know. Maybe I'm not the right guy to run this game. |
180 | 00:11:50,501 | 00:11:53,211 | I really... I think I should probably be on the rides department. | I really... I think I should probably be on the rides department. |
181 | 00:11:53,295 | 00:11:55,964 | No. No, no, no. You're more of a game guy. | No. No, no, no. You're more of a game guy. |
182 | 00:11:56,048 | 00:11:58,591 | -No, you're very... You're very gamey. -Yeah. | -No, you're very... You're very gamey. -Yeah. |
183 | 00:11:58,676 | 00:11:59,843 | Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay. | Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay. |
184 | 00:11:59,927 | 00:12:01,344 | Have you ever seen a horse race before? | Have you ever seen a horse race before? |
185 | 00:12:01,429 | 00:12:04,264 | Have you ever, like, heard one on the radio? | Have you ever, like, heard one on the radio? |
186 | 00:12:04,348 | 00:12:06,474 | Harness racing or, like, the normal kind? | Harness racing or, like, the normal kind? |
187 | 00:12:06,559 | 00:12:09,102 | -That's a good question. -It doesn't really matter. | -That's a good question. -It doesn't really matter. |
188 | 00:12:09,186 | 00:12:11,438 | Look, the Kentucky Derby. Have you seen the Kentucky Derby? | Look, the Kentucky Derby. Have you seen the Kentucky Derby? |
189 | 00:12:11,522 | 00:12:13,148 | The way they announce it on the radio, and it's really... | The way they announce it on the radio, and it's really... |
190 | 00:12:13,232 | 00:12:14,649 | Yeah, yeah, yeah. "1 00, 200, 200, going..." | Yeah, yeah, yeah. "1 00, 200, 200, going..." |
191 | 00:12:14,734 | 00:12:16,901 | -That's an auction, sweetie. -Right. | -That's an auction, sweetie. -Right. |
192 | 00:12:16,986 | 00:12:19,237 | So don't... Yeah, just get into it, you know? | So don't... Yeah, just get into it, you know? |
193 | 00:12:19,321 | 00:12:21,614 | Make it a show. Make it a performance. You know what I mean? | Make it a show. Make it a performance. You know what I mean? |
194 | 00:12:21,699 | 00:12:22,907 | That's what people come for. | That's what people come for. |
195 | 00:12:22,992 | 00:12:26,161 | So, let's take it to a 10. All right, got faith in you, man. | So, let's take it to a 10. All right, got faith in you, man. |
196 | 00:12:26,746 | 00:12:28,079 | Thank you. | Thank you. |
197 | 00:12:28,164 | 00:12:30,790 | -Take it to a 10. I like that. -Okay. | -Take it to a 10. I like that. -Okay. |
198 | 00:12:34,253 | 00:12:37,922 | Ladies and gentlemen, put down your mintjuleps. | Ladies and gentlemen, put down your mintjuleps. |
199 | 00:12:38,007 | 00:12:41,926 | Horses are all at the starting gate. Okay, and they're off! | Horses are all at the starting gate. Okay, and they're off! |
200 | 00:12:42,011 | 00:12:43,970 | And Red bolts out of the gate, taking an early lead! | And Red bolts out of the gate, taking an early lead! |
201 | 00:12:44,054 | 00:12:45,180 | But look out! Here comes Green, | But look out! Here comes Green, |
202 | 00:12:45,264 | 00:12:47,307 | issuing a challenge from the outside lane. | issuing a challenge from the outside lane. |
203 | 00:12:47,391 | 00:12:49,017 | Green runs well on a muddy track, folks, | Green runs well on a muddy track, folks, |
204 | 00:12:49,101 | 00:12:51,728 | so today's conditions give him a slight edge. | so today's conditions give him a slight edge. |
205 | 00:12:51,812 | 00:12:53,229 | And Yellow is dead last! | And Yellow is dead last! |
206 | 00:12:53,314 | 00:12:57,066 | What a disappointment after Yellow's strong showing at Saratoga last spring. | What a disappointment after Yellow's strong showing at Saratoga last spring. |
207 | 00:12:57,151 | 00:12:58,610 | Wait! Look out! Wait a second! | Wait! Look out! Wait a second! |
208 | 00:12:58,694 | 00:13:00,445 | Out of nowhere, Orange breaks ahead of the pack, | Out of nowhere, Orange breaks ahead of the pack, |
209 | 00:13:00,529 | 00:13:02,113 | and now, in the backstretch, Orange and Green. | and now, in the backstretch, Orange and Green. |
210 | 00:13:02,198 | 00:13:04,449 | Orange and Green, and Orange takes it by a nose! | Orange and Green, and Orange takes it by a nose! |
211 | 00:13:04,533 | 00:13:05,867 | Green places and Red shows. | Green places and Red shows. |
212 | 00:13:05,951 | 00:13:08,077 | Please come to the window to collect your winnings! | Please come to the window to collect your winnings! |
213 | 00:13:08,162 | 00:13:14,083 | -What window? There's a window? -No. No, there's not. Here you go. | -What window? There's a window? -No. No, there's not. Here you go. |
214 | 00:13:15,920 | 00:13:17,712 | Congratulations, sir. | Congratulations, sir. |
215 | 00:13:27,556 | 00:13:28,556 | l'm new. | l'm new. |
216 | 00:13:28,891 | 00:13:33,394 | Our original initiative rapidly got all tangled up in the sale of arms. | Our original initiative rapidly got all tangled up in the sale of arms. |
217 | 00:13:33,479 | 00:13:35,563 | And the sale of arms got tangled up... | And the sale of arms got tangled up... |
218 | 00:13:38,275 | 00:13:40,318 | Hey, why don't you call one of your old friends? | Hey, why don't you call one of your old friends? |
219 | 00:13:40,402 | 00:13:43,488 | I heard Danny's back in town. Or Pat? | I heard Danny's back in town. Or Pat? |
220 | 00:13:44,448 | 00:13:47,826 | And tell them I work as a carny? No, thank you. | And tell them I work as a carny? No, thank you. |
221 | 00:13:49,411 | 00:13:52,080 | -Yo! Guy! -Yeah? | -Yo! Guy! -Yeah? |
222 | 00:13:52,164 | 00:13:53,915 | -Give me five. -Okay. | -Give me five. -Okay. |
223 | 00:13:56,377 | 00:14:00,046 | Hey, I heard some big fat lady fell off the Paratrooper. | Hey, I heard some big fat lady fell off the Paratrooper. |
224 | 00:14:00,130 | 00:14:02,215 | Oh, really? I didn't hear about that. Was she okay? | Oh, really? I didn't hear about that. Was she okay? |
225 | 00:14:02,299 | 00:14:05,927 | I don't know. Hey, you know what? Give me 10. | I don't know. Hey, you know what? Give me 10. |
226 | 00:14:06,011 | 00:14:09,264 | -Okay. -You know what? Make it 15. | -Okay. -You know what? Make it 15. |
227 | 00:14:09,348 | 00:14:13,977 | Yeah, I heard she was this big, fat, slob of a woman, you know? | Yeah, I heard she was this big, fat, slob of a woman, you know? |
228 | 00:14:14,061 | 00:14:17,856 | Hey, he won! Check it out! Way to go, Dom! Way to go, Dom! | Hey, he won! Check it out! Way to go, Dom! Way to go, Dom! |
229 | 00:14:17,940 | 00:14:19,774 | -We got a winner! -Come on, check it out! | -We got a winner! -Come on, check it out! |
230 | 00:14:19,859 | 00:14:23,778 | Okay, sir, actually, I saw you holding him over the bottles. | Okay, sir, actually, I saw you holding him over the bottles. |
231 | 00:14:23,863 | 00:14:24,863 | That's cheating. | That's cheating. |
232 | 00:14:24,947 | 00:14:28,074 | Oh, no. He won fair-and-square, sir. You know, you gotta give him a prize! | Oh, no. He won fair-and-square, sir. You know, you gotta give him a prize! |
233 | 00:14:28,158 | 00:14:30,910 | -Yeah, I saw him throw it! -Hey, thank you, sir. | -Yeah, I saw him throw it! -Hey, thank you, sir. |
234 | 00:14:30,995 | 00:14:36,499 | -Guys, hey, fellas, I could lose my job. -This faggot's trying to rip off a kid! | -Guys, hey, fellas, I could lose my job. -This faggot's trying to rip off a kid! |
235 | 00:14:38,294 | 00:14:41,129 | Why don't you give the kid a fucking panda. | Why don't you give the kid a fucking panda. |
236 | 00:14:43,799 | 00:14:45,675 | Here you go, here's your panda. | Here you go, here's your panda. |
237 | 00:14:45,759 | 00:14:49,637 | Yeah, thanks. Here you go, Dom. I mean, he's just a little kid. | Yeah, thanks. Here you go, Dom. I mean, he's just a little kid. |
238 | 00:14:51,390 | 00:14:52,432 | Look, am I gonna get in trouble? | Look, am I gonna get in trouble? |
239 | 00:14:52,516 | 00:14:54,809 | No one's ever supposed to lose a giant-ass panda. | No one's ever supposed to lose a giant-ass panda. |
240 | 00:14:54,894 | 00:14:58,021 | -Is it worth getting knifed over? -No. | -Is it worth getting knifed over? -No. |
241 | 00:14:58,105 | 00:15:02,859 | -Hi. I'm James Brennan. I just started. -Em. Nice to meet you. | -Hi. I'm James Brennan. I just started. -Em. Nice to meet you. |
242 | 00:15:03,193 | 00:15:06,738 | Sucks you're gonna lose yourjob your second day, James. | Sucks you're gonna lose yourjob your second day, James. |
243 | 00:15:07,156 | 00:15:11,159 | No. Shit. I need this job. | No. Shit. I need this job. |
244 | 00:15:12,328 | 00:15:14,787 | I'm kidding. You're okay. | I'm kidding. You're okay. |
245 | 00:15:14,872 | 00:15:16,956 | I'll tell Bobby you lost the panda at knifepoint. | I'll tell Bobby you lost the panda at knifepoint. |
246 | 00:15:17,041 | 00:15:20,335 | Yo, Connell! Rock on! | Yo, Connell! Rock on! |
247 | 00:15:24,048 | 00:15:27,175 | -Who's that? -Connell. He's the maintenance guy. | -Who's that? -Connell. He's the maintenance guy. |
248 | 00:15:33,182 | 00:15:35,391 | Hey, Joel, is that a pipe? | Hey, Joel, is that a pipe? |
249 | 00:15:37,019 | 00:15:38,144 | Yeah, I know. | Yeah, I know. |
250 | 00:15:38,228 | 00:15:41,648 | It's a revolting affectation, but it relaxes me. | It's a revolting affectation, but it relaxes me. |
251 | 00:15:42,191 | 00:15:44,692 | -Hey, Joel. Hey. -Hi. | -Hey, Joel. Hey. -Hi. |
252 | 00:15:45,569 | 00:15:46,945 | You guys want some of this? | You guys want some of this? |
253 | 00:15:47,029 | 00:15:50,114 | -I bagged it from Paulette. Cuban rum? -Thanks. | -I bagged it from Paulette. Cuban rum? -Thanks. |
254 | 00:15:56,997 | 00:15:59,123 | I think somebody was trying to write "Satan Lives" on that wall, | I think somebody was trying to write "Satan Lives" on that wall, |
255 | 00:15:59,208 | 00:16:01,292 | but they spelled it "Satin Lives." | but they spelled it "Satin Lives." |
256 | 00:16:01,377 | 00:16:04,587 | One of those textile-worshipping cults, no doubt. | One of those textile-worshipping cults, no doubt. |
257 | 00:16:04,672 | 00:16:06,214 | -That's quite funny. -Yeah. | -That's quite funny. -Yeah. |
258 | 00:16:06,298 | 00:16:08,549 | Lou Reed? I like the tee, Em. | Lou Reed? I like the tee, Em. |
259 | 00:16:08,634 | 00:16:11,094 | You know about Connell and Lou, right? | You know about Connell and Lou, right? |
260 | 00:16:11,178 | 00:16:13,346 | No, I don't know about them. | No, I don't know about them. |
261 | 00:16:13,430 | 00:16:14,639 | Time out, guys. | Time out, guys. |
262 | 00:16:14,723 | 00:16:16,140 | -Guys, he doesn't know the legend. -Oh, my God! | -Guys, he doesn't know the legend. -Oh, my God! |
263 | 00:16:16,225 | 00:16:18,851 | -Tell him. -Connell once jammed with Lou Reed. | -Tell him. -Connell once jammed with Lou Reed. |
264 | 00:16:18,936 | 00:16:20,478 | -Really? -The historic Lou Reed. | -Really? -The historic Lou Reed. |
265 | 00:16:20,562 | 00:16:23,147 | -The Lou Reed. -So Connell's like a real musician? | -The Lou Reed. -So Connell's like a real musician? |
266 | 00:16:23,232 | 00:16:27,068 | Yeah, he's got his own band. It's frigging awesome. | Yeah, he's got his own band. It's frigging awesome. |
267 | 00:16:27,152 | 00:16:30,279 | -He's gotta get a lot of pussy with it. -He's married, you perv! | -He's gotta get a lot of pussy with it. -He's married, you perv! |
268 | 00:16:30,364 | 00:16:32,615 | Nice pipe, Grandpa! | Nice pipe, Grandpa! |
269 | 00:16:32,700 | 00:16:36,244 | Oh, my God. That was a whole corn dog! | Oh, my God. That was a whole corn dog! |
270 | 00:16:36,745 | 00:16:39,497 | I'm sorry, Joel. My brother is such a douche. | I'm sorry, Joel. My brother is such a douche. |
271 | 00:16:39,581 | 00:16:42,000 | Looks like it's us! Let's go, panty stain! | Looks like it's us! Let's go, panty stain! |
272 | 00:16:42,084 | 00:16:45,169 | "Panty stain," that's me. Good night, everybody. | "Panty stain," that's me. Good night, everybody. |
273 | 00:16:45,754 | 00:16:47,630 | Hey, I could give you a ride, if you want. | Hey, I could give you a ride, if you want. |
274 | 00:16:47,715 | 00:16:50,508 | Really? Frigo, I got a ride. Really? | Really? Frigo, I got a ride. Really? |
275 | 00:16:50,592 | 00:16:51,634 | -What? -Yeah. | -What? -Yeah. |
276 | 00:16:51,719 | 00:16:53,011 | -Thank you so much. I got a ride. -Hey, what? | -Thank you so much. I got a ride. -Hey, what? |
277 | 00:16:53,095 | 00:16:54,929 | You can go. Good night. | You can go. Good night. |
278 | 00:16:55,014 | 00:16:56,556 | -You got a ride? -Yes. | -You got a ride? -Yes. |
279 | 00:16:56,640 | 00:16:59,767 | All right, then. Then why don't you ride this? | All right, then. Then why don't you ride this? |
280 | 00:16:59,852 | 00:17:02,020 | -Oh, my God. -Frigo. | -Oh, my God. -Frigo. |
281 | 00:17:02,104 | 00:17:04,355 | -All right, I'll see you, Brennan. -What the hell was that? | -All right, I'll see you, Brennan. -What the hell was that? |
282 | 00:17:04,440 | 00:17:06,107 | It's just my life. | It's just my life. |
283 | 00:17:47,483 | 00:17:49,650 | -Here, have some rum. -Thanks. | -Here, have some rum. -Thanks. |
284 | 00:17:49,735 | 00:17:52,987 | Oh, shit. Sorry, my mother. She's very nosy. | Oh, shit. Sorry, my mother. She's very nosy. |
285 | 00:17:54,823 | 00:17:57,867 | Yeah, she used to read my journals. I had to start writing them in Italian. | Yeah, she used to read my journals. I had to start writing them in Italian. |
286 | 00:17:57,951 | 00:17:59,827 | I took Italian for a year. I went through an opera... | I took Italian for a year. I went through an opera... |
287 | 00:17:59,912 | 00:18:01,537 | Okay, she's gone. | Okay, she's gone. |
288 | 00:18:03,582 | 00:18:06,876 | So, Joel told me that you're gonna go to Columbia for grad school. | So, Joel told me that you're gonna go to Columbia for grad school. |
289 | 00:18:06,960 | 00:18:11,089 | -Yeah. -Wow. I'm at NYU right now. | -Yeah. -Wow. I'm at NYU right now. |
290 | 00:18:11,173 | 00:18:13,132 | Oh, really? Oh, that's cool. | Oh, really? Oh, that's cool. |
291 | 00:18:13,217 | 00:18:16,219 | Maybe I'll run into you on the streets of NYC. | Maybe I'll run into you on the streets of NYC. |
292 | 00:18:17,888 | 00:18:20,056 | -What are you studying? -Journalism. | -What are you studying? -Journalism. |
293 | 00:18:20,140 | 00:18:22,433 | Yeah, I want to be, like, a travel essayist. | Yeah, I want to be, like, a travel essayist. |
294 | 00:18:22,518 | 00:18:24,769 | But I want to report on the real state of the world. | But I want to report on the real state of the world. |
295 | 00:18:24,853 | 00:18:26,479 | You know, like Charles Dickens, | You know, like Charles Dickens, |
296 | 00:18:26,563 | 00:18:28,147 | for example, wrote what you might call travel books, | for example, wrote what you might call travel books, |
297 | 00:18:28,232 | 00:18:31,025 | but he visited prisons and mental asylums. | but he visited prisons and mental asylums. |
298 | 00:18:34,238 | 00:18:35,446 | -That's cool. -Yeah, is it? | -That's cool. -Yeah, is it? |
299 | 00:18:35,531 | 00:18:36,948 | -Yeah. -Okay. | -Yeah. -Okay. |
300 | 00:18:37,032 | 00:18:38,616 | No, it is, it's... | No, it is, it's... |
301 | 00:18:38,700 | 00:18:41,369 | But why do you have to go to grad school for that? | But why do you have to go to grad school for that? |
302 | 00:18:42,704 | 00:18:44,622 | No, that's a valid question, | No, that's a valid question, |
303 | 00:18:44,706 | 00:18:48,501 | but, actually, journalism is kind of like this old boys' network still. | but, actually, journalism is kind of like this old boys' network still. |
304 | 00:18:48,585 | 00:18:51,921 | You need the right connections. It's very Ivy League, very exclusive. | You need the right connections. It's very Ivy League, very exclusive. |
305 | 00:18:52,005 | 00:18:57,218 | Stupid. I think my mother would rather I intern at some Fortune 500 company | Stupid. I think my mother would rather I intern at some Fortune 500 company |
306 | 00:18:57,302 | 00:18:59,470 | or something like that. | or something like that. |
307 | 00:18:59,555 | 00:19:01,514 | -Fuck that, right? -Yeah. | -Fuck that, right? -Yeah. |
308 | 00:19:04,059 | 00:19:05,184 | Yeah. | Yeah. |
309 | 00:19:06,478 | 00:19:09,564 | I got to go. I have to meet a friend. | I got to go. I have to meet a friend. |
310 | 00:19:09,648 | 00:19:12,358 | -Okay. Yeah, thanks for the ride. -Sure. | -Okay. Yeah, thanks for the ride. -Sure. |
311 | 00:19:47,436 | 00:19:50,146 | Hey, I heard you jammed with Lou Reed. | Hey, I heard you jammed with Lou Reed. |
312 | 00:19:50,230 | 00:19:53,024 | -Don't believe everything you hear. -Okay. | -Don't believe everything you hear. -Okay. |
313 | 00:19:54,109 | 00:19:56,527 | I'll tell you about it sometime. | I'll tell you about it sometime. |
314 | 00:19:57,279 | 00:19:59,614 | So, where does your band play? | So, where does your band play? |
315 | 00:19:59,698 | 00:20:03,534 | Usual shitholes around town. I need better musicians. | Usual shitholes around town. I need better musicians. |
316 | 00:20:04,494 | 00:20:07,205 | -I'm starting a new band out in LA. -Los Angeles? | -I'm starting a new band out in LA. -Los Angeles? |
317 | 00:20:07,289 | 00:20:10,374 | Yeah. It's going to be cool. Going this winter. | Yeah. It's going to be cool. Going this winter. |
318 | 00:20:12,085 | 00:20:13,586 | -Jesus. -Nasty. | -Jesus. -Nasty. |
319 | 00:20:14,296 | 00:20:16,797 | You'll get better at avoiding that. | You'll get better at avoiding that. |
320 | 00:20:20,802 | 00:20:25,431 | Hey, guys. Party? at my house tonight. My dad's out of town. | Hey, guys. Party? at my house tonight. My dad's out of town. |
321 | 00:20:26,850 | 00:20:30,686 | -I'm invited? -Yep, that's why I'm telling you. | -I'm invited? -Yep, that's why I'm telling you. |
322 | 00:20:32,314 | 00:20:34,607 | -Connell? -You kiddies have fun. | -Connell? -You kiddies have fun. |
323 | 00:20:38,487 | 00:20:40,154 | She's cool, right? | She's cool, right? |
324 | 00:20:40,948 | 00:20:42,406 | You're just smearing that around. | You're just smearing that around. |
325 | 00:20:44,326 | 00:20:47,370 | Hey, Sue, I'm a virgin at table games, so go easy on me. | Hey, Sue, I'm a virgin at table games, so go easy on me. |
326 | 00:20:47,454 | 00:20:49,997 | We're having a ping-pong tournament! | We're having a ping-pong tournament! |
327 | 00:20:50,666 | 00:20:51,749 | -Hey. -Hey. | -Hey. -Hey. |
328 | 00:20:51,833 | 00:20:53,042 | Nice digs. | Nice digs. |
329 | 00:20:53,126 | 00:20:56,587 | Kind of begs the question of why the hell you're working at Adventureland? | Kind of begs the question of why the hell you're working at Adventureland? |
330 | 00:20:56,672 | 00:20:59,340 | Well, you know, my dad's a lawyer. | Well, you know, my dad's a lawyer. |
331 | 00:20:59,424 | 00:21:03,094 | It's been his life-long dream for his daughter to work at Adventureland. | It's been his life-long dream for his daughter to work at Adventureland. |
332 | 00:21:03,178 | 00:21:06,097 | -High hopes. -Also gets me out of the house. | -High hopes. -Also gets me out of the house. |
333 | 00:21:06,807 | 00:21:09,267 | So we can drink your parents' booze. It's okay? | So we can drink your parents' booze. It's okay? |
334 | 00:21:09,351 | 00:21:10,810 | -Absolutely. -Yes! | -Absolutely. -Yes! |
335 | 00:21:10,894 | 00:21:13,396 | -Awesome. -Don't touch me. | -Awesome. -Don't touch me. |
336 | 00:21:13,480 | 00:21:16,565 | Hey, I actually brought something for the party?. | Hey, I actually brought something for the party?. |
337 | 00:21:20,737 | 00:21:22,738 | -What is that? -It's a joint. | -What is that? -It's a joint. |
338 | 00:21:23,282 | 00:21:24,615 | Yeah. | Yeah. |
339 | 00:21:25,701 | 00:21:27,076 | Bobby is weird. | Bobby is weird. |
340 | 00:21:27,160 | 00:21:29,287 | I had to go back and get the extra employee key for the bathroom, | I had to go back and get the extra employee key for the bathroom, |
341 | 00:21:29,371 | 00:21:31,289 | and I went back, I opened the door, | and I went back, I opened the door, |
342 | 00:21:31,373 | 00:21:35,960 | and there were all these pictures of him and Paulette, naked. | and there were all these pictures of him and Paulette, naked. |
343 | 00:21:39,673 | 00:21:40,881 | What a weirdo. | What a weirdo. |
344 | 00:21:42,801 | 00:21:47,722 | Hey, I'm gonna go for a swim. Anybody care to join me? | Hey, I'm gonna go for a swim. Anybody care to join me? |
345 | 00:21:52,894 | 00:21:54,020 | Okay. | Okay. |
346 | 00:21:58,984 | 00:22:00,651 | Come on. | Come on. |
347 | 00:22:00,736 | 00:22:03,904 | Is anybody else coming in here, or is it just us? | Is anybody else coming in here, or is it just us? |
348 | 00:22:05,407 | 00:22:06,782 | Yeah, okay. | Yeah, okay. |
349 | 00:22:15,334 | 00:22:18,502 | -See, it's not so bad. It's okay. -No, it's okay. | -See, it's not so bad. It's okay. -No, it's okay. |
350 | 00:22:26,386 | 00:22:30,973 | -Do you have any more of that pot? -Yeah, at home. Why? | -Do you have any more of that pot? -Yeah, at home. Why? |
351 | 00:22:32,267 | 00:22:34,143 | -We should make pot cookies. -Okay. | -We should make pot cookies. -Okay. |
352 | 00:22:34,227 | 00:22:36,729 | That would be so fun. Have you done that? | That would be so fun. Have you done that? |
353 | 00:22:36,813 | 00:22:39,857 | -I have not. I've had cookies. -All right. | -I have not. I've had cookies. -All right. |
354 | 00:22:39,941 | 00:22:41,984 | My connections have all dried up. That's why I'm asking. | My connections have all dried up. That's why I'm asking. |
355 | 00:22:42,069 | 00:22:43,319 | Your connections have dried up? | Your connections have dried up? |
356 | 00:22:43,403 | 00:22:45,279 | What, you think, I have ties to the underworld or something? | What, you think, I have ties to the underworld or something? |
357 | 00:22:45,364 | 00:22:46,489 | I have five joints. | I have five joints. |
358 | 00:22:46,740 | 00:22:48,699 | You think I can, like, put a hit out on somebody? | You think I can, like, put a hit out on somebody? |
359 | 00:22:48,784 | 00:22:49,784 | -Yeah. -Yeah. | -Yeah. -Yeah. |
360 | 00:22:58,251 | 00:22:59,627 | Oh, my God! | Oh, my God! |
361 | 00:23:00,879 | 00:23:05,466 | I got you. I got the door. It's only three feet, so I can handle it. | I got you. I got the door. It's only three feet, so I can handle it. |
362 | 00:23:06,134 | 00:23:07,259 | Okay. | Okay. |
363 | 00:23:12,224 | 00:23:13,265 | -I'm gonna get a drink. -Okay. | -I'm gonna get a drink. -Okay. |
364 | 00:23:13,350 | 00:23:14,809 | You want one? | You want one? |
365 | 00:23:23,235 | 00:23:24,735 | -Coming? -Yeah. | -Coming? -Yeah. |
366 | 00:23:29,032 | 00:23:31,158 | Yeah, I'll meet you inside. | Yeah, I'll meet you inside. |
367 | 00:23:32,369 | 00:23:33,911 | -Okay. -I'll meet you inside. | -Okay. -I'll meet you inside. |
368 | 00:23:33,995 | 00:23:35,413 | -Okay. -Okay. | -Okay. -Okay. |
369 | 00:23:37,165 | 00:23:38,374 | Shit. | Shit. |
370 | 00:23:41,336 | 00:23:45,381 | Boner! You got a boner! Brennan's got a boner! | Boner! You got a boner! Brennan's got a boner! |
371 | 00:23:46,591 | 00:23:47,633 | Yeah! | Yeah! |
372 | 00:23:52,681 | 00:23:53,681 | Thanks. | Thanks. |
373 | 00:23:53,932 | 00:23:57,643 | I like your records. Eno, Replacements, Big Star. | I like your records. Eno, Replacements, Big Star. |
374 | 00:23:57,727 | 00:24:02,022 | Hey, give me your underwear. I'll throw them in the dryer for you. | Hey, give me your underwear. I'll throw them in the dryer for you. |
375 | 00:24:03,191 | 00:24:05,526 | -I promise you'll get them back. -Yeah. | -I promise you'll get them back. -Yeah. |
376 | 00:24:10,699 | 00:24:11,991 | Thank you. | Thank you. |
377 | 00:24:22,127 | 00:24:25,004 | -Who's that? -It's my stepmom. | -Who's that? -It's my stepmom. |
378 | 00:24:28,633 | 00:24:31,427 | I don't think there's any pictures of my mom in here. | I don't think there's any pictures of my mom in here. |
379 | 00:24:31,511 | 00:24:36,056 | -She died two years ago. -Really? I'm sorry. | -She died two years ago. -Really? I'm sorry. |
380 | 00:24:37,726 | 00:24:40,561 | My dad remarried last year. That's Francy. | My dad remarried last year. That's Francy. |
381 | 00:24:41,646 | 00:24:43,981 | You see that unholy abomination on her head? | You see that unholy abomination on her head? |
382 | 00:24:44,065 | 00:24:45,483 | -Yeah. -It's a wig. | -Yeah. -It's a wig. |
383 | 00:24:45,567 | 00:24:46,734 | Is it? | Is it? |
384 | 00:24:48,278 | 00:24:52,490 | She had, like, a nervous breakdown when her first husband divorced her. | She had, like, a nervous breakdown when her first husband divorced her. |
385 | 00:24:52,574 | 00:24:54,325 | Lost all her hair. | Lost all her hair. |
386 | 00:24:54,409 | 00:24:58,120 | I would feel bad if she wasn't such a status-obsessed witch. | I would feel bad if she wasn't such a status-obsessed witch. |
387 | 00:25:01,875 | 00:25:05,085 | -I'm buzzed. You? -Yeah, kind of. | -I'm buzzed. You? -Yeah, kind of. |
388 | 00:25:18,725 | 00:25:20,935 | -What was that? -What was what? | -What was that? -What was what? |
389 | 00:25:21,770 | 00:25:23,437 | I'm gonna go... You want to go see what they're doing? | I'm gonna go... You want to go see what they're doing? |
390 | 00:25:23,522 | 00:25:24,605 | Yes. | Yes. |
391 | 00:25:29,486 | 00:25:32,363 | I think I drank, like, a whole bottle of vodka. | I think I drank, like, a whole bottle of vodka. |
392 | 00:25:32,447 | 00:25:34,865 | You were drinking vermouth the whole night, it's disgusting. | You were drinking vermouth the whole night, it's disgusting. |
393 | 00:25:34,950 | 00:25:37,034 | Yeah, it's a type of vodka. | Yeah, it's a type of vodka. |
394 | 00:25:39,955 | 00:25:44,041 | You okay? Frigo? What are you doing? | You okay? Frigo? What are you doing? |
395 | 00:25:44,125 | 00:25:46,252 | Okay, good night! | Okay, good night! |
396 | 00:25:54,261 | 00:25:55,427 | Hello? | Hello? |
397 | 00:25:57,514 | 00:26:02,059 | Hey. No, actually, the party? broke up pretty early. | Hey. No, actually, the party? broke up pretty early. |
398 | 00:26:11,736 | 00:26:13,153 | I'm in here. | I'm in here. |
399 | 00:26:29,713 | 00:26:33,841 | -So we have, like, five minutes? -No. | -So we have, like, five minutes? -No. |
400 | 00:26:38,888 | 00:26:41,974 | There's not much point in wasting time, though. | There's not much point in wasting time, though. |
401 | 00:27:25,852 | 00:27:27,978 | Lisa P. is back! | Lisa P. is back! |
402 | 00:27:28,063 | 00:27:30,272 | -Lisa P. is back! -Lisa P.? Did you hear that? | -Lisa P. is back! -Lisa P.? Did you hear that? |
403 | 00:27:30,357 | 00:27:33,484 | Lisa P. is back! Lisa P. is back! | Lisa P. is back! Lisa P. is back! |
404 | 00:27:34,903 | 00:27:37,613 | -Brennan, Brennan, Lisa P. is back! -Yeah? Who's Lisa P.? | -Brennan, Brennan, Lisa P. is back! -Yeah? Who's Lisa P.? |
405 | 00:27:37,697 | 00:27:41,825 | -Holy mother of crap! "Who's Lisa P.?" -That's Lisa P. | -Holy mother of crap! "Who's Lisa P.?" -That's Lisa P. |
406 | 00:28:08,603 | 00:28:11,980 | Oh, my God, look at the shape of her ass. | Oh, my God, look at the shape of her ass. |
407 | 00:28:12,065 | 00:28:15,192 | It's a platonic ideal. That ass is a higher truth. | It's a platonic ideal. That ass is a higher truth. |
408 | 00:28:15,276 | 00:28:19,863 | Look, look at that little portal of light, just below her crotch, | Look, look at that little portal of light, just below her crotch, |
409 | 00:28:19,948 | 00:28:21,657 | right where the thigh meets the pudendum. | right where the thigh meets the pudendum. |
410 | 00:28:21,741 | 00:28:24,201 | The pudendum? Are you pre-med? | The pudendum? Are you pre-med? |
411 | 00:28:24,285 | 00:28:27,746 | I'm telling you, man, I've had dreams about that diamond-shape portal. | I'm telling you, man, I've had dreams about that diamond-shape portal. |
412 | 00:28:27,831 | 00:28:29,540 | She's coming over here, man. Be cool. | She's coming over here, man. Be cool. |
413 | 00:28:29,624 | 00:28:31,834 | Okay, I'll try to hold it together. | Okay, I'll try to hold it together. |
414 | 00:28:31,918 | 00:28:34,545 | -Hey, Lisa. Hey, Kelly. -Hey, Joel. | -Hey, Lisa. Hey, Kelly. -Hey, Joel. |
415 | 00:28:34,629 | 00:28:37,047 | So, I didn't expect you to be back here. | So, I didn't expect you to be back here. |
416 | 00:28:37,132 | 00:28:39,967 | Oh, man, I had my whole summer, like, mapped out. | Oh, man, I had my whole summer, like, mapped out. |
417 | 00:28:40,051 | 00:28:43,053 | Laying out by the pool by day, dancing by night. | Laying out by the pool by day, dancing by night. |
418 | 00:28:43,138 | 00:28:48,058 | But my dad got injured on the job, and he's laid up, so I got to help out. | But my dad got injured on the job, and he's laid up, so I got to help out. |
419 | 00:28:48,143 | 00:28:50,853 | Sorry to hear that. My mom has shingles. | Sorry to hear that. My mom has shingles. |
420 | 00:28:53,606 | 00:28:56,233 | Well, I gotta go run the Musik-Express. | Well, I gotta go run the Musik-Express. |
421 | 00:28:56,317 | 00:29:00,404 | I don't want Paulette bitching me out on my first day. | I don't want Paulette bitching me out on my first day. |
422 | 00:29:00,488 | 00:29:02,573 | -I'm Lisa. -James. | -I'm Lisa. -James. |
423 | 00:29:02,657 | 00:29:05,826 | I heard you lost a giant-ass panda at knifepoint. | I heard you lost a giant-ass panda at knifepoint. |
424 | 00:29:05,910 | 00:29:09,329 | Did you? I guess my legend precedes me. | Did you? I guess my legend precedes me. |
425 | 00:29:09,414 | 00:29:12,750 | -What? -It was nice to meet you. | -What? -It was nice to meet you. |
426 | 00:29:12,834 | 00:29:15,002 | Nice to meet you, too, James. | Nice to meet you, too, James. |
427 | 00:29:16,004 | 00:29:17,796 | Bye, Lisa. Bye, Kelly. | Bye, Lisa. Bye, Kelly. |
428 | 00:29:19,257 | 00:29:21,925 | A little more than 40% of these fish are dead. | A little more than 40% of these fish are dead. |
429 | 00:29:22,010 | 00:29:23,802 | I am amazed at how tiny my paycheck is, | I am amazed at how tiny my paycheck is, |
430 | 00:29:23,887 | 00:29:25,429 | after working doubles. | after working doubles. |
431 | 00:29:25,513 | 00:29:28,849 | Well, we are doing the work of pathetic, lazy morons. | Well, we are doing the work of pathetic, lazy morons. |
432 | 00:29:30,351 | 00:29:33,020 | Jesus fucking Christ, they play this song, like, 20 times a day. | Jesus fucking Christ, they play this song, like, 20 times a day. |
433 | 00:29:33,104 | 00:29:36,106 | Fucking sadists. Fucking sadists! | Fucking sadists. Fucking sadists! |
434 | 00:29:40,361 | 00:29:41,862 | Hey. | Hey. |
435 | 00:29:41,946 | 00:29:43,947 | -Hey. -Hey, I made you a tape. | -Hey. -Hey, I made you a tape. |
436 | 00:29:44,032 | 00:29:45,324 | These are my favorite bummer songs. | These are my favorite bummer songs. |
437 | 00:29:45,408 | 00:29:47,826 | They're truly miserable, pit-of-despair type songs. | They're truly miserable, pit-of-despair type songs. |
438 | 00:29:47,911 | 00:29:49,411 | -I think you'll love it. -Cool. | -I think you'll love it. -Cool. |
439 | 00:29:49,496 | 00:29:51,789 | Yeah. Hey, you want to get a drink or something? | Yeah. Hey, you want to get a drink or something? |
440 | 00:29:51,873 | 00:29:52,956 | Sure. | Sure. |
441 | 00:30:23,988 | 00:30:28,992 | -Hey, I feel like I should tell you. -Tell me what? | -Hey, I feel like I should tell you. -Tell me what? |
442 | 00:30:30,411 | 00:30:33,747 | Yeah. I had my heart broken recently. | Yeah. I had my heart broken recently. |
443 | 00:30:34,916 | 00:30:38,669 | Is that... I don't know, I just thought I should tell you. | Is that... I don't know, I just thought I should tell you. |
444 | 00:30:38,753 | 00:30:40,796 | -That sucks. -Yeah. | -That sucks. -Yeah. |
445 | 00:30:40,880 | 00:30:43,674 | -Who broke your heart? -A girl at school. | -Who broke your heart? -A girl at school. |
446 | 00:30:43,758 | 00:30:47,052 | Yeah, it's typical. I actually... I think there was... | Yeah, it's typical. I actually... I think there was... |
447 | 00:30:47,136 | 00:30:48,136 | I think there was something there. | I think there was something there. |
448 | 00:30:48,221 | 00:30:49,847 | I think that we actually had, like, potential. | I think that we actually had, like, potential. |
449 | 00:30:49,931 | 00:30:52,850 | I don't know. I think she was afraid. | I don't know. I think she was afraid. |
450 | 00:30:54,394 | 00:30:55,352 | Afraid of what? | Afraid of what? |
451 | 00:30:55,436 | 00:30:57,896 | I don't know. Afraid of it being good or something. | I don't know. Afraid of it being good or something. |
452 | 00:30:57,981 | 00:30:59,606 | Was the sex good? | Was the sex good? |
453 | 00:31:00,775 | 00:31:02,734 | She was very sexy. | She was very sexy. |
454 | 00:31:02,819 | 00:31:05,153 | You've been with a lot of girls? | You've been with a lot of girls? |
455 | 00:31:06,072 | 00:31:10,534 | Yep. Are we talking about, like, intercourse specifically? | Yep. Are we talking about, like, intercourse specifically? |
456 | 00:31:12,120 | 00:31:13,787 | -Yeah. -Yeah, yeah. | -Yeah. -Yeah, yeah. |
457 | 00:31:14,956 | 00:31:16,206 | No, in that case, | No, in that case, |
458 | 00:31:16,291 | 00:31:18,709 | there were actually a few times that I... | there were actually a few times that I... |
459 | 00:31:18,793 | 00:31:20,043 | Yeah, a few times I could've done that. | Yeah, a few times I could've done that. |
460 | 00:31:20,128 | 00:31:22,963 | But it wasn't... It wasn't exactly right. | But it wasn't... It wasn't exactly right. |
461 | 00:31:23,047 | 00:31:26,049 | Wait, so you're telling me you're a virgin? | Wait, so you're telling me you're a virgin? |
462 | 00:31:26,134 | 00:31:28,886 | -There were circumstances... -Oh, my God! | -There were circumstances... -Oh, my God! |
463 | 00:31:28,970 | 00:31:30,178 | -Oh, my God. -No, I went... | -Oh, my God. -No, I went... |
464 | 00:31:30,263 | 00:31:34,683 | Okay, all right, for example, junior year, I was dating this girl, Betsy Cooke. | Okay, all right, for example, junior year, I was dating this girl, Betsy Cooke. |
465 | 00:31:34,767 | 00:31:38,854 | Betsy was kind of, like... She was kind of a prude, actually. | Betsy was kind of, like... She was kind of a prude, actually. |
466 | 00:31:38,938 | 00:31:41,106 | Anyway, one day, I was reading Shakespeare, | Anyway, one day, I was reading Shakespeare, |
467 | 00:31:41,190 | 00:31:46,445 | and I realized I don't really love this person. You know? | and I realized I don't really love this person. You know? |
468 | 00:31:46,529 | 00:31:48,947 | It was one of the sonnets. | It was one of the sonnets. |
469 | 00:31:49,032 | 00:31:51,116 | "Being your slave, what should I do | "Being your slave, what should I do |
470 | 00:31:51,200 | 00:31:54,912 | "but tend upon the hours and times of your desires?" | "but tend upon the hours and times of your desires?" |
471 | 00:31:54,996 | 00:32:00,042 | And I realized I don't want to tend to Betsy's hours or her times. | And I realized I don't want to tend to Betsy's hours or her times. |
472 | 00:32:00,126 | 00:32:01,501 | All right, that doesn't matter. | All right, that doesn't matter. |
473 | 00:32:01,586 | 00:32:04,713 | Anyway, I drove to Betsy's house, and I was literally about to tell her, | Anyway, I drove to Betsy's house, and I was literally about to tell her, |
474 | 00:32:04,797 | 00:32:06,715 | and that's the night she said she wanted to have sex. | and that's the night she said she wanted to have sex. |
475 | 00:32:06,799 | 00:32:09,676 | Can you believe it? It was the same... You know, it was the same night, so... | Can you believe it? It was the same... You know, it was the same night, so... |
476 | 00:32:09,761 | 00:32:12,304 | And you didn't just fuck her anyway? | And you didn't just fuck her anyway? |
477 | 00:32:15,350 | 00:32:16,350 | No. | No. |
478 | 00:32:18,519 | 00:32:23,774 | So what about you and intercourse? | So what about you and intercourse? |
479 | 00:32:23,858 | 00:32:26,985 | -Can you stop saying "intercourse"? -Sure, sure. | -Can you stop saying "intercourse"? -Sure, sure. |
480 | 00:32:28,071 | 00:32:29,613 | I don't know. There were guys in high school, | I don't know. There were guys in high school, |
481 | 00:32:29,697 | 00:32:32,366 | and then, like, there were other ones. | and then, like, there were other ones. |
482 | 00:32:33,284 | 00:32:36,954 | -Were you in love with any of them? -No. Hell no. | -Were you in love with any of them? -No. Hell no. |
483 | 00:32:37,872 | 00:32:38,872 | Got you. | Got you. |
484 | 00:32:40,375 | 00:32:42,960 | Oh, hey, it's Connell. Hey, Connell! | Oh, hey, it's Connell. Hey, Connell! |
485 | 00:32:43,044 | 00:32:44,962 | -Jimbo. -Hey, you know this place? | -Jimbo. -Hey, you know this place? |
486 | 00:32:45,046 | 00:32:48,340 | Yeah, yeah, yeah. Everybody knows this is my joint. | Yeah, yeah, yeah. Everybody knows this is my joint. |
487 | 00:32:50,218 | 00:32:51,802 | These guys work at the park. This is Ronnie. | These guys work at the park. This is Ronnie. |
488 | 00:32:51,886 | 00:32:53,804 | Nice to meet you. | Nice to meet you. |
489 | 00:32:53,888 | 00:32:55,597 | -Hi. -Hey. | -Hi. -Hey. |
490 | 00:32:55,682 | 00:32:58,141 | We're gonna go meet some friends in the back. | We're gonna go meet some friends in the back. |
491 | 00:32:58,226 | 00:32:59,309 | Cool. | Cool. |
492 | 00:33:00,979 | 00:33:03,355 | Do it! My nephew! | Do it! My nephew! |
493 | 00:33:08,820 | 00:33:11,154 | Is that Connell's wife? She's, like, really pretty. | Is that Connell's wife? She's, like, really pretty. |
494 | 00:33:11,239 | 00:33:12,698 | Yeah, she is. | Yeah, she is. |
495 | 00:33:12,907 | 00:33:16,076 | She works at that lame disco, Razzmatazz. | She works at that lame disco, Razzmatazz. |
496 | 00:33:17,870 | 00:33:20,747 | -It's kind of sad. -Oh, yeah? I've never been there. | -It's kind of sad. -Oh, yeah? I've never been there. |
497 | 00:33:20,832 | 00:33:25,085 | No, I mean their marriage is sad. He didn't want it. Now he's trapped. | No, I mean their marriage is sad. He didn't want it. Now he's trapped. |
498 | 00:33:31,384 | 00:33:34,594 | Are you sure you want to go? The band is really awful. | Are you sure you want to go? The band is really awful. |
499 | 00:33:34,679 | 00:33:37,222 | -Yeah, I just needed some air. -Okay. | -Yeah, I just needed some air. -Okay. |
500 | 00:34:33,821 | 00:34:37,908 | -Hey, can we go somewhere? -Yeah. | -Hey, can we go somewhere? -Yeah. |
501 | 00:35:04,602 | 00:35:05,685 | Hey. | Hey. |
502 | 00:35:28,000 | 00:35:30,627 | -You made out with her? -Yeah. Yeah, I just kissed her. | -You made out with her? -Yeah. Yeah, I just kissed her. |
503 | 00:35:30,711 | 00:35:33,880 | I don't know what came over me. It was incredible. | I don't know what came over me. It was incredible. |
504 | 00:35:34,382 | 00:35:38,051 | Cool, man. How was that? | Cool, man. How was that? |
505 | 00:35:39,345 | 00:35:43,223 | Fantastic. Joel, she's like... She's, like, perfect, you know? | Fantastic. Joel, she's like... She's, like, perfect, you know? |
506 | 00:35:43,766 | 00:35:45,851 | -Good for you, man. -Yeah. | -Good for you, man. -Yeah. |
507 | 00:35:45,935 | 00:35:47,853 | I got to open my booth. | I got to open my booth. |
508 | 00:36:00,741 | 00:36:02,492 | Hey, do you have an ice-pick I can jam into my ears? | Hey, do you have an ice-pick I can jam into my ears? |
509 | 00:36:02,577 | 00:36:04,202 | I can't listen to this song again. | I can't listen to this song again. |
510 | 00:36:04,287 | 00:36:08,623 | I don't, but I have this. | I don't, but I have this. |
511 | 00:36:10,418 | 00:36:12,794 | -Be cool with that. -Okay. Thanks. | -Be cool with that. -Okay. Thanks. |
512 | 00:36:16,257 | 00:36:20,010 | -Were you on a date last night? -I wouldn't call it a date. | -Were you on a date last night? -I wouldn't call it a date. |
513 | 00:36:20,094 | 00:36:21,511 | Not into Em? | Not into Em? |
514 | 00:36:22,763 | 00:36:24,723 | No, she's great. She's great. I just... | No, she's great. She's great. I just... |
515 | 00:36:24,807 | 00:36:26,016 | I don't know if I'm ready for a girlfriend yet. | I don't know if I'm ready for a girlfriend yet. |
516 | 00:36:26,100 | 00:36:28,852 | I'm kind of getting over a broken heart. | I'm kind of getting over a broken heart. |
517 | 00:36:29,103 | 00:36:32,981 | -I hope you didn't tell her that. -Why? | -I hope you didn't tell her that. -Why? |
518 | 00:36:34,942 | 00:36:37,194 | You told her that, didn't you? | You told her that, didn't you? |
519 | 00:36:37,278 | 00:36:40,322 | James, no girl wants to hear about some other chick you're hard up for. | James, no girl wants to hear about some other chick you're hard up for. |
520 | 00:36:40,406 | 00:36:43,658 | -Right. They don't? -They don't. | -Right. They don't? -They don't. |
521 | 00:36:43,743 | 00:36:46,620 | Look, I'm not saying never be vulnerable with a girl. | Look, I'm not saying never be vulnerable with a girl. |
522 | 00:36:46,704 | 00:36:49,623 | I'm just saying don't play that card first. | I'm just saying don't play that card first. |
523 | 00:36:50,791 | 00:36:53,627 | Wait, it's a card? Like a card? | Wait, it's a card? Like a card? |
524 | 00:36:54,378 | 00:36:58,340 | There's a science to it. You're probably pretty good at science. | There's a science to it. You're probably pretty good at science. |
525 | 00:36:59,008 | 00:37:01,176 | -That works now. -Yeah. Okay. | -That works now. -Yeah. Okay. |
526 | 00:37:02,428 | 00:37:06,223 | Okay, observe. Two options. | Okay, observe. Two options. |
527 | 00:37:06,641 | 00:37:09,851 | I can play it safe, pick them off from back here, | I can play it safe, pick them off from back here, |
528 | 00:37:09,936 | 00:37:13,396 | or I can rush into the breach, guns a-blazing. | or I can rush into the breach, guns a-blazing. |
529 | 00:37:13,481 | 00:37:16,942 | Make a run right at the cortex, and bombs away. | Make a run right at the cortex, and bombs away. |
530 | 00:37:20,905 | 00:37:23,740 | Fortune favors the bold. Virgil said that. | Fortune favors the bold. Virgil said that. |
531 | 00:37:23,824 | 00:37:28,203 | I'm sure Virgil had Bionic Mutant in mind. I'm gonna go punch out. | I'm sure Virgil had Bionic Mutant in mind. I'm gonna go punch out. |
532 | 00:37:28,287 | 00:37:30,914 | -All right, bye. -Your turn, man. | -All right, bye. -Your turn, man. |
533 | 00:37:30,998 | 00:37:32,999 | Okay, but I'm probably not gonna be very good at this. | Okay, but I'm probably not gonna be very good at this. |
534 | 00:37:36,170 | 00:37:38,129 | -Hey. -Hey. | -Hey. -Hey. |
535 | 00:37:38,381 | 00:37:40,840 | I really want to see you tonight. | I really want to see you tonight. |
536 | 00:37:40,925 | 00:37:43,093 | -Tonight? -Yeah. | -Tonight? -Yeah. |
537 | 00:37:43,177 | 00:37:45,804 | Unless you got something else going on. | Unless you got something else going on. |
538 | 00:37:47,348 | 00:37:49,349 | You're doing really good. | You're doing really good. |
539 | 00:37:50,393 | 00:37:53,103 | I jump when he jumps just instinctively. | I jump when he jumps just instinctively. |
540 | 00:37:53,187 | 00:37:56,940 | Where? Where do you wanna go? Not the backseat of your car. | Where? Where do you wanna go? Not the backseat of your car. |
541 | 00:37:57,024 | 00:37:58,900 | We can go to my mom's. | We can go to my mom's. |
542 | 00:38:05,283 | 00:38:07,367 | -Hey, James? -Yeah? | -Hey, James? -Yeah? |
543 | 00:38:10,037 | 00:38:12,872 | Whoa, bonus round. Kudos. | Whoa, bonus round. Kudos. |
544 | 00:38:15,001 | 00:38:17,377 | I heard you might have some weed. | I heard you might have some weed. |
545 | 00:38:17,753 | 00:38:20,880 | Yeah, I have a stash. Why, you like the ganja? | Yeah, I have a stash. Why, you like the ganja? |
546 | 00:38:23,175 | 00:38:24,467 | Sometimes. | Sometimes. |
547 | 00:38:26,554 | 00:38:27,637 | Beer? | Beer? |
548 | 00:38:29,598 | 00:38:32,392 | -Got anything stronger? -Yeah. | -Got anything stronger? -Yeah. |
549 | 00:38:39,066 | 00:38:40,150 | So what excuse do you give your mother | So what excuse do you give your mother |
550 | 00:38:40,234 | 00:38:42,402 | for coming down here so late? | for coming down here so late? |
551 | 00:38:43,904 | 00:38:46,740 | Gotta pump some midnight iron? | Gotta pump some midnight iron? |
552 | 00:38:46,824 | 00:38:51,161 | Sometimes I come here to practice. Give Ronnie a break. | Sometimes I come here to practice. Give Ronnie a break. |
553 | 00:38:53,789 | 00:38:56,958 | You still hot for your wife? What's the sex like? | You still hot for your wife? What's the sex like? |
554 | 00:38:58,252 | 00:39:01,046 | Why? Why would you... Why would you say that? | Why? Why would you... Why would you say that? |
555 | 00:39:01,130 | 00:39:04,924 | -Don't be mean. -Jeez, you're sensitive. | -Don't be mean. -Jeez, you're sensitive. |
556 | 00:39:05,009 | 00:39:09,763 | No, I'm serious. When we're together, we're good to each other. | No, I'm serious. When we're together, we're good to each other. |
557 | 00:39:11,474 | 00:39:13,141 | Let's not ruin it. | Let's not ruin it. |
558 | 00:39:15,394 | 00:39:16,478 | Okay. | Okay. |
559 | 00:39:21,108 | 00:39:22,859 | So, how's your dad? | So, how's your dad? |
560 | 00:39:24,236 | 00:39:27,113 | Since he can't work, he's been so fucked up. | Since he can't work, he's been so fucked up. |
561 | 00:39:27,907 | 00:39:32,369 | Yeah. Stays in bed a lot. Won't see anyone. | Yeah. Stays in bed a lot. Won't see anyone. |
562 | 00:39:33,454 | 00:39:36,289 | -Men are prideful creatures. -Exactly. | -Men are prideful creatures. -Exactly. |
563 | 00:39:41,253 | 00:39:43,129 | Do you believe in God? | Do you believe in God? |
564 | 00:39:45,091 | 00:39:48,843 | Wow, theology doesn't come up a lot around here. | Wow, theology doesn't come up a lot around here. |
565 | 00:39:48,928 | 00:39:51,221 | Yeah, but you see someone you love in pain, | Yeah, but you see someone you love in pain, |
566 | 00:39:51,305 | 00:39:52,889 | you sort of think about that kind of stuff. | you sort of think about that kind of stuff. |
567 | 00:39:52,973 | 00:39:54,641 | I believe in love. | I believe in love. |
568 | 00:39:57,645 | 00:40:00,230 | I mean, I think that love is very transferable, | I mean, I think that love is very transferable, |
569 | 00:40:00,314 | 00:40:02,732 | I mean, transformable. | I mean, transformable. |
570 | 00:40:02,817 | 00:40:06,027 | I think that love makes things transform together. | I think that love makes things transform together. |
571 | 00:40:08,781 | 00:40:10,407 | I'm majorly high. | I'm majorly high. |
572 | 00:40:11,075 | 00:40:13,952 | Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Yeah, me, too. | Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Yeah, me, too. |
573 | 00:40:16,205 | 00:40:17,497 | I'm having dinner with my parents. | I'm having dinner with my parents. |
574 | 00:40:21,752 | 00:40:23,253 | Somebody's hungry. | Somebody's hungry. |
575 | 00:40:23,337 | 00:40:26,256 | James, I read that Pitt has some journalism courses. | James, I read that Pitt has some journalism courses. |
576 | 00:40:26,340 | 00:40:28,383 | -Is that so? -Oh, yeah? | -Is that so? -Oh, yeah? |
577 | 00:40:30,845 | 00:40:32,971 | Yeah, I was just thinking that, | Yeah, I was just thinking that, |
578 | 00:40:33,055 | 00:40:34,889 | you know, it might make fiscal sense for you | you know, it might make fiscal sense for you |
579 | 00:40:34,974 | 00:40:38,184 | to stay close to home for a while. | to stay close to home for a while. |
580 | 00:40:38,269 | 00:40:42,105 | And they have these broadcasting internships on Mister Rogers'. | And they have these broadcasting internships on Mister Rogers'. |
581 | 00:40:42,189 | 00:40:45,817 | I get to intern on a kids' show with marionettes. | I get to intern on a kids' show with marionettes. |
582 | 00:40:45,901 | 00:40:48,361 | Mom, I thought you wanted me to go to an Ivy League school, | Mom, I thought you wanted me to go to an Ivy League school, |
583 | 00:40:48,446 | 00:40:49,737 | like the one I've been accepted to. | like the one I've been accepted to. |
584 | 00:40:49,822 | 00:40:52,532 | I am... I am just trying to be pragmatic. | I am... I am just trying to be pragmatic. |
585 | 00:40:52,616 | 00:40:57,704 | They're hand puppets, not marionettes, on Mister Rogers'. | They're hand puppets, not marionettes, on Mister Rogers'. |
586 | 00:40:58,622 | 00:41:01,875 | You know, like, "Royal greetings, I am King Friday." | You know, like, "Royal greetings, I am King Friday." |
587 | 00:41:03,127 | 00:41:06,963 | -That's a terrible impression. -James, what is wrong with you? | -That's a terrible impression. -James, what is wrong with you? |
588 | 00:41:07,298 | 00:41:13,136 | We, the people, in order to have a more perfect union, say, "Let's party!" | We, the people, in order to have a more perfect union, say, "Let's party!" |
589 | 00:41:13,220 | 00:41:16,556 | Hey! Jugglers, fireworks! | Hey! Jugglers, fireworks! |
590 | 00:41:16,640 | 00:41:20,477 | Mr. Fabulous' lncredible Performing Canines tonight! | Mr. Fabulous' lncredible Performing Canines tonight! |
591 | 00:41:20,561 | 00:41:23,897 | Hey, kid. In the clown mouth. Come on. | Hey, kid. In the clown mouth. Come on. |
592 | 00:41:23,981 | 00:41:26,483 | -Be a pal. Thanks, buddy. -Eat it! | -Be a pal. Thanks, buddy. -Eat it! |
593 | 00:41:27,109 | 00:41:28,860 | Son of a bitch! | Son of a bitch! |
594 | 00:41:29,904 | 00:41:31,529 | Get him! Get him! | Get him! Get him! |
595 | 00:41:32,573 | 00:41:34,449 | -Come here. -Be careful. | -Come here. -Be careful. |
596 | 00:41:36,619 | 00:41:38,161 | All right! Hey! | All right! Hey! |
597 | 00:41:40,122 | 00:41:41,289 | Oh, my God! | Oh, my God! |
598 | 00:41:41,582 | 00:41:44,792 | I don't even celebrate July 4th, you know? I celebrate Bastille Day. | I don't even celebrate July 4th, you know? I celebrate Bastille Day. |
599 | 00:41:45,669 | 00:41:48,129 | That's why Bastille Day is gonna be a blast for me. | That's why Bastille Day is gonna be a blast for me. |
600 | 00:42:40,891 | 00:42:43,059 | -Park's closed, Em. -Yeah. | -Park's closed, Em. -Yeah. |
601 | 00:42:43,143 | 00:42:45,770 | -Rich, you scared the hell out of us. -Rich, it's me, James. | -Rich, you scared the hell out of us. -Rich, it's me, James. |
602 | 00:42:45,854 | 00:42:48,398 | -Park's closed, James. -Okay, we'll leave soon, okay? | -Park's closed, James. -Okay, we'll leave soon, okay? |
603 | 00:42:48,482 | 00:42:50,108 | Better leave now. The park's closed. | Better leave now. The park's closed. |
604 | 00:42:50,192 | 00:42:52,318 | -All right, we better leave now. -Okay. Here we go. | -All right, we better leave now. -Okay. Here we go. |
605 | 00:42:52,403 | 00:42:54,153 | Okay. Thanks, Rich. | Okay. Thanks, Rich. |
606 | 00:43:07,334 | 00:43:09,502 | I think you're so beautiful. | I think you're so beautiful. |
607 | 00:43:10,671 | 00:43:11,921 | Oh, fuck. | Oh, fuck. |
608 | 00:43:16,510 | 00:43:20,263 | -Hey, kids! -Hey, hey. Hey, what's going on? | -Hey, kids! -Hey, hey. Hey, what's going on? |
609 | 00:43:20,347 | 00:43:23,808 | -It's my friend James, Dad. -Hi. Nice to meet you, sir. | -It's my friend James, Dad. -Hi. Nice to meet you, sir. |
610 | 00:43:26,145 | 00:43:28,438 | -Nice to meet you, James. -You, too. | -Nice to meet you, James. -You, too. |
611 | 00:43:28,522 | 00:43:31,858 | -Hi, James. Nice to meet you. -Nice to meet you. | -Hi, James. Nice to meet you. -Nice to meet you. |
612 | 00:43:32,693 | 00:43:35,862 | Well, I'm gonna go do some work before bed. | Well, I'm gonna go do some work before bed. |
613 | 00:43:37,489 | 00:43:38,823 | -Good night. -Good night. | -Good night. -Good night. |
614 | 00:43:38,907 | 00:43:41,451 | -Good night. -Good night, party? pooper. | -Good night. -Good night, party? pooper. |
615 | 00:43:44,204 | 00:43:47,999 | So, it was a lovely party? at the Melnicks'. | So, it was a lovely party? at the Melnicks'. |
616 | 00:43:48,083 | 00:43:50,376 | And, you know, their daughter Lori is lovely. | And, you know, their daughter Lori is lovely. |
617 | 00:43:50,461 | 00:43:54,047 | Now, she said you two used to be best friends. | Now, she said you two used to be best friends. |
618 | 00:43:54,131 | 00:43:57,216 | She used to sleep over in, like, junior high. | She used to sleep over in, like, junior high. |
619 | 00:43:57,551 | 00:44:01,012 | Did you know that she is at law school at Northwestern? | Did you know that she is at law school at Northwestern? |
620 | 00:44:03,807 | 00:44:06,267 | Lori Melnick, | Lori Melnick, |
621 | 00:44:06,352 | 00:44:09,145 | she once violated our cat Gypsy with a ballpoint pen. | she once violated our cat Gypsy with a ballpoint pen. |
622 | 00:44:09,229 | 00:44:12,315 | All right, Emily! That's enough, young lady. | All right, Emily! That's enough, young lady. |
623 | 00:44:14,068 | 00:44:15,568 | See you later. | See you later. |
624 | 00:44:16,487 | 00:44:17,862 | Sy. | Sy. |
625 | 00:44:27,164 | 00:44:30,083 | I can't believe my dad wants to be with that. | I can't believe my dad wants to be with that. |
626 | 00:44:35,422 | 00:44:36,714 | Do you want to hear something fucked up? | Do you want to hear something fucked up? |
627 | 00:44:36,799 | 00:44:37,924 | What? | What? |
628 | 00:44:39,760 | 00:44:43,096 | When my mom first started getting, like, really sick, | When my mom first started getting, like, really sick, |
629 | 00:44:44,640 | 00:44:46,766 | my dad starts going to temple. | my dad starts going to temple. |
630 | 00:44:46,850 | 00:44:49,519 | He's never been serious about his faith. | He's never been serious about his faith. |
631 | 00:44:49,603 | 00:44:54,899 | But he decided to buddy up to God, | But he decided to buddy up to God, |
632 | 00:44:54,983 | 00:44:58,528 | like he thought it was going to help save my mom. | like he thought it was going to help save my mom. |
633 | 00:44:59,029 | 00:45:01,322 | And that's where he met Francy. | And that's where he met Francy. |
634 | 00:45:03,784 | 00:45:07,537 | My mom loses her hair in chemo, | My mom loses her hair in chemo, |
635 | 00:45:08,622 | 00:45:11,249 | and my dad starts fucking a bald woman. | and my dad starts fucking a bald woman. |
636 | 00:45:12,626 | 00:45:14,252 | It's just weird. | It's just weird. |
637 | 00:45:19,675 | 00:45:21,426 | I'll take you home. | I'll take you home. |
638 | 00:45:44,074 | 00:45:46,784 | It's nice when Paulette's got the day off. | It's nice when Paulette's got the day off. |
639 | 00:45:47,327 | 00:45:49,328 | Put that disco station on. | Put that disco station on. |
640 | 00:45:50,998 | 00:45:56,544 | Hey, you know, I'm a one-man woman, so... | Hey, you know, I'm a one-man woman, so... |
641 | 00:46:00,340 | 00:46:04,135 | -Hey, Bobby. I'm on break. -All right, let's see how you did. | -Hey, Bobby. I'm on break. -All right, let's see how you did. |
642 | 00:46:09,349 | 00:46:12,310 | Hey, babe. How's it... Hello? | Hey, babe. How's it... Hello? |
643 | 00:46:13,896 | 00:46:15,605 | Yeah, he's right here. | Yeah, he's right here. |
644 | 00:46:15,689 | 00:46:16,814 | It's your mother. | It's your mother. |
645 | 00:46:19,193 | 00:46:20,359 | Sorry. | Sorry. |
646 | 00:46:21,487 | 00:46:26,532 | Hi, Ma. No, Ma, that's the pilot light. It's supposed to be on. | Hi, Ma. No, Ma, that's the pilot light. It's supposed to be on. |
647 | 00:46:29,203 | 00:46:31,913 | No, the place is not going to blow. Ma? | No, the place is not going to blow. Ma? |
648 | 00:46:32,790 | 00:46:33,873 | I'll be right there. | I'll be right there. |
649 | 00:46:34,249 | 00:46:35,833 | I gotta go. | I gotta go. |
650 | 00:46:36,418 | 00:46:39,045 | -Jimbo, can I ask you something? -Yeah. | -Jimbo, can I ask you something? -Yeah. |
651 | 00:46:40,047 | 00:46:42,799 | You got one of those little baby joints on you? | You got one of those little baby joints on you? |
652 | 00:46:42,883 | 00:46:44,467 | -I do. -Let's go. | -I do. -Let's go. |
653 | 00:46:57,397 | 00:47:01,859 | -Is your mom okay? -Yeah, she's a little dramatic, my mom. | -Is your mom okay? -Yeah, she's a little dramatic, my mom. |
654 | 00:47:02,027 | 00:47:04,654 | Kind of nutty since my dad skipped out. | Kind of nutty since my dad skipped out. |
655 | 00:47:04,738 | 00:47:07,114 | Where'd he go? | Where'd he go? |
656 | 00:47:07,199 | 00:47:09,116 | I don't know. He left a long time ago. | I don't know. He left a long time ago. |
657 | 00:47:09,201 | 00:47:12,161 | -This is cool. -Yeah, Lou Reed. | -This is cool. -Yeah, Lou Reed. |
658 | 00:47:12,246 | 00:47:15,081 | -Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. -Satellite Of Love. | -Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. -Satellite Of Love. |
659 | 00:47:15,165 | 00:47:16,916 | Of course. Right on. | Of course. Right on. |
660 | 00:47:20,546 | 00:47:24,674 | You gotta tell me your Lou Reed story. He's like a real hero to me. | You gotta tell me your Lou Reed story. He's like a real hero to me. |
661 | 00:47:25,968 | 00:47:31,097 | -Hey, man, how's it going with Em? -I don't know. It's going... | -Hey, man, how's it going with Em? -I don't know. It's going... |
662 | 00:47:32,933 | 00:47:34,183 | She's... | She's... |
663 | 00:47:36,395 | 00:47:38,604 | I think I'm in love with her. | I think I'm in love with her. |
664 | 00:47:51,785 | 00:47:55,621 | This will just take a second, Jimbo. Don't finish that joint. | This will just take a second, Jimbo. Don't finish that joint. |
665 | 00:48:08,427 | 00:48:09,468 | Hey. | Hey. |
666 | 00:48:11,680 | 00:48:13,389 | I was hanging out with your boyfriend earlier. | I was hanging out with your boyfriend earlier. |
667 | 00:48:13,473 | 00:48:15,975 | -He's in love with you. -What? | -He's in love with you. -What? |
668 | 00:48:16,643 | 00:48:20,646 | He said, I quote, "I think I'm in love with her." | He said, I quote, "I think I'm in love with her." |
669 | 00:48:23,901 | 00:48:25,067 | Right. | Right. |
670 | 00:48:32,659 | 00:48:34,577 | Hey, are you going to Razzmatazz tonight? | Hey, are you going to Razzmatazz tonight? |
671 | 00:48:34,661 | 00:48:38,164 | It's Two-for-Tuesday. You get two for the price of one. | It's Two-for-Tuesday. You get two for the price of one. |
672 | 00:49:01,563 | 00:49:03,773 | You have to do something! You're not doing anything! | You have to do something! You're not doing anything! |
673 | 00:49:03,857 | 00:49:05,983 | I can't take it anymore! | I can't take it anymore! |
674 | 00:49:06,068 | 00:49:08,945 | Maybe she needs to see Dr. Schacter again. | Maybe she needs to see Dr. Schacter again. |
675 | 00:49:09,029 | 00:49:11,656 | You have to do something, okay? Something has to change. | You have to do something, okay? Something has to change. |
676 | 00:49:11,740 | 00:49:15,242 | You know she works at that park, that trashy park, just to embarrass us! | You know she works at that park, that trashy park, just to embarrass us! |
677 | 00:49:46,233 | 00:49:48,442 | What are you majoring in? | What are you majoring in? |
678 | 00:49:48,527 | 00:49:50,611 | Russian Literature and Slavic Languages. | Russian Literature and Slavic Languages. |
679 | 00:49:50,696 | 00:49:54,991 | -Oh, wow, that's really interesting. -Yeah. | -Oh, wow, that's really interesting. -Yeah. |
680 | 00:49:55,075 | 00:49:57,827 | What career track is that? | What career track is that? |
681 | 00:49:57,911 | 00:50:01,163 | Cabbie, hot-dog vendor, marijuana delivery guy. | Cabbie, hot-dog vendor, marijuana delivery guy. |
682 | 00:50:01,248 | 00:50:03,165 | The world is my oyster. | The world is my oyster. |
683 | 00:50:06,253 | 00:50:07,545 | You kids need another round? | You kids need another round? |
684 | 00:50:07,629 | 00:50:09,547 | -Thanks, Ronnie, we're fine. -Actually, we'll take two more. | -Thanks, Ronnie, we're fine. -Actually, we'll take two more. |
685 | 00:50:09,881 | 00:50:13,259 | I'll have two. Joel, you can have one. | I'll have two. Joel, you can have one. |
686 | 00:50:13,719 | 00:50:16,804 | -What the hell? Are you gonna stop? -Two-for-Tuesday. | -What the hell? Are you gonna stop? -Two-for-Tuesday. |
687 | 00:50:18,640 | 00:50:22,184 | Em, I love this song! Come on, let's dance! Let's dance. | Em, I love this song! Come on, let's dance! Let's dance. |
688 | 00:50:23,103 | 00:50:26,522 | Come on. Come on. | Come on. Come on. |
689 | 00:50:28,108 | 00:50:29,608 | -Come on. -Okay. | -Come on. -Okay. |
690 | 00:50:34,239 | 00:50:37,158 | Here, ready? Stay with me. | Here, ready? Stay with me. |
691 | 00:50:43,331 | 00:50:45,207 | -You like that? -Yes. | -You like that? -Yes. |
692 | 00:50:45,292 | 00:50:47,835 | Marcy Feingold, ninth grade, taught me that one. | Marcy Feingold, ninth grade, taught me that one. |
693 | 00:50:47,919 | 00:50:49,879 | -Good one! -Thanks a lot. | -Good one! -Thanks a lot. |
694 | 00:50:51,339 | 00:50:53,549 | -Nice moves, Brennan. -Thanks. | -Nice moves, Brennan. -Thanks. |
695 | 00:50:55,719 | 00:51:00,306 | -Razzmatazz! -Come on, Razzmatazz, we're hungry. | -Razzmatazz! -Come on, Razzmatazz, we're hungry. |
696 | 00:51:01,975 | 00:51:05,227 | -But we love you more! -It knows. | -But we love you more! -It knows. |
697 | 00:51:05,312 | 00:51:06,437 | More. | More. |
698 | 00:51:07,814 | 00:51:09,815 | Oh, my God. You okay? | Oh, my God. You okay? |
699 | 00:51:10,817 | 00:51:13,694 | -Razzmatazz. -Come on. | -Razzmatazz. -Come on. |
700 | 00:51:15,238 | 00:51:16,238 | All right. | All right. |
701 | 00:51:16,490 | 00:51:20,034 | -There you go. -You're so strong-ish. | -There you go. -You're so strong-ish. |
702 | 00:51:20,994 | 00:51:22,036 | I'll take that. | I'll take that. |
703 | 00:51:28,376 | 00:51:30,377 | I'm so surprised I'm making out with you. | I'm so surprised I'm making out with you. |
704 | 00:51:30,462 | 00:51:31,670 | Me, too. | Me, too. |
705 | 00:51:41,556 | 00:51:45,142 | Em, I think you're incredible. | Em, I think you're incredible. |
706 | 00:51:49,689 | 00:51:52,566 | Hey, there's a lot of shit in my life. | Hey, there's a lot of shit in my life. |
707 | 00:51:55,195 | 00:51:57,947 | I'm not ready for this. I need to take things slow. | I'm not ready for this. I need to take things slow. |
708 | 00:51:58,031 | 00:52:00,157 | Okay, all right. | Okay, all right. |
709 | 00:52:03,245 | 00:52:04,578 | I'm sorry. | I'm sorry. |
710 | 00:52:16,550 | 00:52:19,885 | Hey. Let me help you with that. | Hey. Let me help you with that. |
711 | 00:52:20,971 | 00:52:22,263 | I got it. | I got it. |
712 | 00:52:23,557 | 00:52:24,765 | That is ugly. | That is ugly. |
713 | 00:52:26,226 | 00:52:27,268 | Thanks. | Thanks. |
714 | 00:52:29,479 | 00:52:31,939 | -Hey, so how's your dad? -He's hanging in there. | -Hey, so how's your dad? -He's hanging in there. |
715 | 00:52:32,023 | 00:52:36,193 | -Yeah? Still... Still not working? -No, no. | -Yeah? Still... Still not working? -No, no. |
716 | 00:52:37,696 | 00:52:40,990 | The Musik-Express! | The Musik-Express! |
717 | 00:52:42,075 | 00:52:45,244 | -These rides are safe, right? -Supposedly. | -These rides are safe, right? -Supposedly. |
718 | 00:52:46,079 | 00:52:48,164 | I wouldn't mess around on any of them. | I wouldn't mess around on any of them. |
719 | 00:52:48,248 | 00:52:52,334 | Last summer, there was this drunk idiot goofing around on the Comet Booster, | Last summer, there was this drunk idiot goofing around on the Comet Booster, |
720 | 00:52:52,419 | 00:52:54,336 | trying to kick his buddy. | trying to kick his buddy. |
721 | 00:52:54,421 | 00:52:58,382 | They found his Reebok in the parking lot, with his foot in it. | They found his Reebok in the parking lot, with his foot in it. |
722 | 00:52:58,466 | 00:53:02,553 | -Yo, Lisa. We're partners today. -Great. | -Yo, Lisa. We're partners today. -Great. |
723 | 00:53:04,347 | 00:53:05,681 | So it's official. | So it's official. |
724 | 00:53:05,765 | 00:53:07,183 | My friend Boomer hooked me up with a job | My friend Boomer hooked me up with a job |
725 | 00:53:07,267 | 00:53:09,185 | at the Mercedes dealership on Route 30. | at the Mercedes dealership on Route 30. |
726 | 00:53:09,269 | 00:53:13,105 | Yeah, I'm getting a car right away. Payments deducted from my check. | Yeah, I'm getting a car right away. Payments deducted from my check. |
727 | 00:53:14,608 | 00:53:18,694 | Yeah, I'm gonna go for a 560, convertible, in gold, leather interior. | Yeah, I'm gonna go for a 560, convertible, in gold, leather interior. |
728 | 00:53:18,778 | 00:53:20,905 | I'm even gonna get a compact disc player. | I'm even gonna get a compact disc player. |
729 | 00:53:20,989 | 00:53:24,366 | -It's gonna be insane. -To the max. | -It's gonna be insane. -To the max. |
730 | 00:53:24,451 | 00:53:27,703 | So, hey, Lis, you wanna go see Judas Priest at Civic Arena? | So, hey, Lis, you wanna go see Judas Priest at Civic Arena? |
731 | 00:53:27,787 | 00:53:32,958 | -My friend Fitzy got me floor seats, so... -That's okay. Take Boomer. | -My friend Fitzy got me floor seats, so... -That's okay. Take Boomer. |
732 | 00:53:34,211 | 00:53:37,254 | And go get the hose. There's dried puke down there. | And go get the hose. There's dried puke down there. |
733 | 00:53:37,339 | 00:53:38,672 | You don't like Priest? | You don't like Priest? |
734 | 00:53:38,757 | 00:53:42,051 | -I'm busy that night. -I didn't tell you what night. | -I'm busy that night. -I didn't tell you what night. |
735 | 00:53:44,429 | 00:53:47,890 | James, you and I should go out some night. | James, you and I should go out some night. |
736 | 00:53:47,974 | 00:53:51,185 | I get it, that's a funny one. | I get it, that's a funny one. |
737 | 00:53:51,269 | 00:53:53,145 | Face! Douche. | Face! Douche. |
738 | 00:53:54,022 | 00:53:56,232 | -Just let me know when. -Yeah? | -Just let me know when. -Yeah? |
739 | 00:53:57,984 | 00:53:59,610 | Pete, dried puke. | Pete, dried puke. |
740 | 00:54:07,619 | 00:54:12,414 | I'm serious. I wouldn't mind going out with a nice guy for a change. | I'm serious. I wouldn't mind going out with a nice guy for a change. |
741 | 00:54:12,499 | 00:54:15,084 | Cool. Yeah. That would be very cool. | Cool. Yeah. That would be very cool. |
742 | 00:54:15,752 | 00:54:17,419 | Oh, come on, man! | Oh, come on, man! |
743 | 00:54:18,213 | 00:54:21,548 | -Want to push a button? -No, I'm on games only. | -Want to push a button? -No, I'm on games only. |
744 | 00:54:21,633 | 00:54:24,009 | Okay, yeah, which one? Okay. | Okay, yeah, which one? Okay. |
745 | 00:54:26,513 | 00:54:29,098 | -Oh, my gosh! -Shit! Shit! Shit! | -Oh, my gosh! -Shit! Shit! Shit! |
746 | 00:54:29,349 | 00:54:32,851 | Wow! You fucked this up perfectly! | Wow! You fucked this up perfectly! |
747 | 00:54:32,936 | 00:54:34,853 | -I know. I work on games, so... -I'm impressed. | -I know. I work on games, so... -I'm impressed. |
748 | 00:54:34,938 | 00:54:37,314 | I know. I shouldn't have even been here. | I know. I shouldn't have even been here. |
749 | 00:54:37,399 | 00:54:39,024 | -Shit. -Hey. | -Shit. -Hey. |
750 | 00:54:39,317 | 00:54:40,776 | Connell, I need to ask you something. | Connell, I need to ask you something. |
751 | 00:54:40,860 | 00:54:41,902 | Hand me the crescent wrench, would you? | Hand me the crescent wrench, would you? |
752 | 00:54:41,987 | 00:54:43,070 | Yeah. | Yeah. |
753 | 00:54:44,656 | 00:54:48,534 | So, Lisa P. just asked me if I wanted to go out with her sometime. | So, Lisa P. just asked me if I wanted to go out with her sometime. |
754 | 00:54:48,618 | 00:54:51,036 | -Lisa P.? -Yeah. It's insane. | -Lisa P.? -Yeah. It's insane. |
755 | 00:54:51,121 | 00:54:54,415 | I think she might've just been trying to piss off Pete O'Malley but... | I think she might've just been trying to piss off Pete O'Malley but... |
756 | 00:54:54,499 | 00:54:57,835 | Can you imagine any universe where she would get with a guy like me? | Can you imagine any universe where she would get with a guy like me? |
757 | 00:54:57,919 | 00:54:59,295 | She asked you out? | She asked you out? |
758 | 00:54:59,379 | 00:55:02,506 | You're a fucking idiot if you don't go. It's Lisa P. | You're a fucking idiot if you don't go. It's Lisa P. |
759 | 00:55:02,590 | 00:55:04,633 | -Hold this, would you? -Yeah. | -Hold this, would you? -Yeah. |
760 | 00:55:04,718 | 00:55:07,803 | That girl's a virgin. Can you believe that? | That girl's a virgin. Can you believe that? |
761 | 00:55:07,887 | 00:55:10,055 | In this day and age. You'd think... | In this day and age. You'd think... |
762 | 00:55:10,140 | 00:55:13,976 | Well, she's a Catholic girl. They usually won't let you screw them. | Well, she's a Catholic girl. They usually won't let you screw them. |
763 | 00:55:14,060 | 00:55:18,147 | -But what they will let you do... -Yeah, but what about Em? | -But what they will let you do... -Yeah, but what about Em? |
764 | 00:55:18,940 | 00:55:23,694 | Are you getting all your needs met by her? | Are you getting all your needs met by her? |
765 | 00:55:26,406 | 00:55:28,240 | We're taking it slow. | We're taking it slow. |
766 | 00:55:28,950 | 00:55:32,161 | Right. Right. Okay, here's the thing. | Right. Right. Okay, here's the thing. |
767 | 00:55:33,913 | 00:55:36,832 | Every time you meet a beautiful woman, | Every time you meet a beautiful woman, |
768 | 00:55:36,916 | 00:55:40,836 | don't you imagine what she'd look like underneath you, naked? | don't you imagine what she'd look like underneath you, naked? |
769 | 00:55:40,920 | 00:55:44,548 | -What? No. No. -Someone like Lisa P. | -What? No. No. -Someone like Lisa P. |
770 | 00:55:44,632 | 00:55:47,384 | I mean, Jesus Christ, it's like every cell in your body's on fire, right? | I mean, Jesus Christ, it's like every cell in your body's on fire, right? |
771 | 00:55:47,469 | 00:55:50,012 | That's a little hyperbolic, but, yeah, I know, I see where you're going. | That's a little hyperbolic, but, yeah, I know, I see where you're going. |
772 | 00:55:50,096 | 00:55:52,765 | That's the way we're wired. It's the way we're wired. | That's the way we're wired. It's the way we're wired. |
773 | 00:55:52,849 | 00:55:56,435 | It sucks, but it's just a fact of nature. It's also tragic. | It sucks, but it's just a fact of nature. It's also tragic. |
774 | 00:56:00,273 | 00:56:03,901 | My feelings for Em are vast. | My feelings for Em are vast. |
775 | 00:56:03,985 | 00:56:08,030 | James, imagine it. Lisa P. | James, imagine it. Lisa P. |
776 | 00:56:10,325 | 00:56:15,245 | I know. Lisa P. I know. | I know. Lisa P. I know. |
777 | 00:56:29,844 | 00:56:32,679 | -Hey. -Hey. | -Hey. -Hey. |
778 | 00:56:33,181 | 00:56:34,556 | I brought you this. | I brought you this. |
779 | 00:56:34,641 | 00:56:38,060 | It's one of my favorite authors. Gogol. Russian. | It's one of my favorite authors. Gogol. Russian. |
780 | 00:56:38,144 | 00:56:41,855 | He lost his mind, burned the only copy of his final book, | He lost his mind, burned the only copy of his final book, |
781 | 00:56:41,940 | 00:56:44,525 | died a week later of self-starvation. | died a week later of self-starvation. |
782 | 00:56:45,568 | 00:56:46,568 | Well... | Well... |
783 | 00:56:48,488 | 00:56:50,823 | -Thank you. -Yeah. | -Thank you. -Yeah. |
784 | 00:56:55,495 | 00:57:00,040 | Hey, do you maybe want to go see a shitty movie or something sometime? | Hey, do you maybe want to go see a shitty movie or something sometime? |
785 | 00:57:01,376 | 00:57:04,461 | Yeah, I just... You know, I did something kind of stupid. | Yeah, I just... You know, I did something kind of stupid. |
786 | 00:57:04,546 | 00:57:08,882 | I... I told my brother that we made out. | I... I told my brother that we made out. |
787 | 00:57:10,552 | 00:57:12,511 | -That's bad? -No, no, no. | -That's bad? -No, no, no. |
788 | 00:57:14,139 | 00:57:16,348 | But he... He told my parents. | But he... He told my parents. |
789 | 00:57:19,727 | 00:57:21,270 | We're Catholic. | We're Catholic. |
790 | 00:57:23,022 | 00:57:25,774 | Pete told my parents that you're Jewish. | Pete told my parents that you're Jewish. |
791 | 00:57:28,570 | 00:57:29,945 | But I'm an atheist. | But I'm an atheist. |
792 | 00:57:30,029 | 00:57:31,905 | I mean, more of a pragmatic nihilist, I guess, | I mean, more of a pragmatic nihilist, I guess, |
793 | 00:57:31,990 | 00:57:35,159 | -or an existential pagan, if you will... -Yeah, yeah. | -or an existential pagan, if you will... -Yeah, yeah. |
794 | 00:57:35,243 | 00:57:38,370 | But my parents are really strict. | But my parents are really strict. |
795 | 00:57:40,331 | 00:57:41,665 | I'm sorry. | I'm sorry. |
796 | 00:57:43,460 | 00:57:46,879 | -It's still a good book. -Nah, I'm sorry. | -It's still a good book. -Nah, I'm sorry. |
797 | 00:57:52,552 | 00:57:54,136 | -Hey, Joel. -Hey. | -Hey, Joel. -Hey. |
798 | 00:57:55,930 | 00:57:57,723 | How'd it go with Sue? | How'd it go with Sue? |
799 | 00:58:00,393 | 00:58:01,810 | Not so good. | Not so good. |
800 | 00:58:02,854 | 00:58:05,647 | Hey, Em, come on. Don't say anything! | Hey, Em, come on. Don't say anything! |
801 | 00:58:05,732 | 00:58:07,649 | Come on, worse things have happened to the Jews. | Come on, worse things have happened to the Jews. |
802 | 00:58:07,734 | 00:58:09,067 | Fuck that! | Fuck that! |
803 | 00:58:11,070 | 00:58:12,696 | You know, you don't deserve to date Joel! | You know, you don't deserve to date Joel! |
804 | 00:58:12,780 | 00:58:14,448 | I mean, you're an anti-Semitic asshole! | I mean, you're an anti-Semitic asshole! |
805 | 00:58:14,532 | 00:58:16,450 | What do you, like, hate gay people, too? | What do you, like, hate gay people, too? |
806 | 00:58:16,534 | 00:58:20,454 | Do you support apartheid? You are not my friend. | Do you support apartheid? You are not my friend. |
807 | 00:58:24,292 | 00:58:26,585 | Bam! Child's play. | Bam! Child's play. |
808 | 00:58:28,588 | 00:58:32,132 | Look, you can't tell anybody, but I'm going out with Lisa P. tonight. | Look, you can't tell anybody, but I'm going out with Lisa P. tonight. |
809 | 00:58:32,217 | 00:58:33,258 | -You're what? -Yeah. | -You're what? -Yeah. |
810 | 00:58:33,343 | 00:58:36,678 | This morning she asked me if I wanted to hang out sometime. | This morning she asked me if I wanted to hang out sometime. |
811 | 00:58:36,763 | 00:58:39,848 | What happened? I thought you were crazy about Em. | What happened? I thought you were crazy about Em. |
812 | 00:58:39,933 | 00:58:41,141 | I am. I am. | I am. I am. |
813 | 00:58:41,226 | 00:58:43,352 | But, you know, I don't know if she necessarily, | But, you know, I don't know if she necessarily, |
814 | 00:58:43,436 | 00:58:45,270 | like, wants something, you know, kind of serious. | like, wants something, you know, kind of serious. |
815 | 00:58:45,355 | 00:58:49,900 | And, Joel, we're men. You know, we're, like, wired to meet our needs. | And, Joel, we're men. You know, we're, like, wired to meet our needs. |
816 | 00:58:49,984 | 00:58:52,277 | I get it, it's a biological imperative. | I get it, it's a biological imperative. |
817 | 00:58:52,612 | 00:58:57,032 | Frigo, you can't tell anybody, but I have a date tonight with Lisa P. | Frigo, you can't tell anybody, but I have a date tonight with Lisa P. |
818 | 00:58:57,116 | 00:59:00,869 | What? You know, I should give you a double-sack-whack | What? You know, I should give you a double-sack-whack |
819 | 00:59:00,954 | 00:59:04,373 | -for telling a lie like that. -Okay, don't believe me. | -for telling a lie like that. -Okay, don't believe me. |
820 | 00:59:05,917 | 00:59:08,460 | -Where are you going? -The Velvet Touch. | -Where are you going? -The Velvet Touch. |
821 | 00:59:13,132 | 00:59:14,341 | Thanks. | Thanks. |
822 | 00:59:20,139 | 00:59:21,640 | How's the wine? | How's the wine? |
823 | 00:59:25,812 | 00:59:28,146 | -It's good! -Yeah. | -It's good! -Yeah. |
824 | 00:59:33,820 | 00:59:37,364 | I just need to tell you something. | I just need to tell you something. |
825 | 00:59:39,117 | 00:59:41,368 | Yeah, is it cool if we don't tell a lot of people about tonight? | Yeah, is it cool if we don't tell a lot of people about tonight? |
826 | 00:59:41,452 | 00:59:44,580 | 'Cause I think there's someone at the park | 'Cause I think there's someone at the park |
827 | 00:59:44,664 | 00:59:47,916 | who may have a little thing for me, and I don't want her to feel bad. | who may have a little thing for me, and I don't want her to feel bad. |
828 | 00:59:48,001 | 00:59:51,503 | -You mean Em? -Yeah. | -You mean Em? -Yeah. |
829 | 00:59:54,924 | 00:59:56,592 | So you like working at the park? | So you like working at the park? |
830 | 00:59:56,676 | 00:59:59,094 | Yeah, I think it could be character building. | Yeah, I think it could be character building. |
831 | 00:59:59,178 | 01:00:00,971 | And, you know, I've made a lot of friends. | And, you know, I've made a lot of friends. |
832 | 01:00:01,055 | 01:00:03,098 | Yeah, you and Connell seem pretty tight. | Yeah, you and Connell seem pretty tight. |
833 | 01:00:03,182 | 01:00:04,182 | Yeah, I like him. I think he's interesting. | Yeah, I like him. I think he's interesting. |
834 | 01:00:04,267 | 01:00:06,143 | I think he's kind of like a, you know, poetic soul. | I think he's kind of like a, you know, poetic soul. |
835 | 01:00:06,227 | 01:00:09,688 | -That guy's got some problems. -What do you mean? | -That guy's got some problems. -What do you mean? |
836 | 01:00:10,690 | 01:00:15,110 | Last summer, he was having this thing with this girl from the snack bar. | Last summer, he was having this thing with this girl from the snack bar. |
837 | 01:00:15,445 | 01:00:18,905 | He used to take her to his mother's basement to have sex with her. | He used to take her to his mother's basement to have sex with her. |
838 | 01:00:18,990 | 01:00:22,284 | His mother's basement. How gross is that? | His mother's basement. How gross is that? |
839 | 01:00:22,827 | 01:00:24,995 | But he's married, right? | But he's married, right? |
840 | 01:00:25,079 | 01:00:28,457 | -Didn't stop him from hitting on me. -Wow. | -Didn't stop him from hitting on me. -Wow. |
841 | 01:00:33,671 | 01:00:37,382 | -Is that Frigo? -Yeah, it is Frigo. | -Is that Frigo? -Yeah, it is Frigo. |
842 | 01:00:39,594 | 01:00:42,512 | I wonder what he's doing here. I should say hi. I've known him since... | I wonder what he's doing here. I should say hi. I've known him since... |
843 | 01:00:42,597 | 01:00:44,097 | Excuse me. | Excuse me. |
844 | 01:00:45,642 | 01:00:48,268 | -You son of a bitch, that's Lisa P. ! -What the fuck are you doing here? | -You son of a bitch, that's Lisa P. ! -What the fuck are you doing here? |
845 | 01:00:48,353 | 01:00:51,772 | I'm sorry. Look, I'm sorry, I thought you were full of shit, but holy shit! | I'm sorry. Look, I'm sorry, I thought you were full of shit, but holy shit! |
846 | 01:00:51,856 | 01:00:53,982 | There she is! Think you can get me naked pictures of her? | There she is! Think you can get me naked pictures of her? |
847 | 01:00:54,067 | 01:00:55,108 | Frigo, get the fuck out of here, | Frigo, get the fuck out of here, |
848 | 01:00:55,193 | 01:00:56,526 | and you can't tell anybody about this, okay? | and you can't tell anybody about this, okay? |
849 | 01:00:56,611 | 01:00:59,237 | All right, all right, relax, Brennan. | All right, all right, relax, Brennan. |
850 | 01:00:59,447 | 01:01:01,657 | -What's it worth to you? -You're shaking me down? | -What's it worth to you? -You're shaking me down? |
851 | 01:01:01,741 | 01:01:03,742 | No... Yeah, yeah. | No... Yeah, yeah. |
852 | 01:01:04,243 | 01:01:07,245 | I hate you with such great fervor. I... | I hate you with such great fervor. I... |
853 | 01:01:09,874 | 01:01:10,874 | Thanks, Brennan. | Thanks, Brennan. |
854 | 01:01:15,129 | 01:01:17,339 | Sorry about that. What a coincidence. | Sorry about that. What a coincidence. |
855 | 01:01:17,423 | 01:01:20,801 | Frigo was out to rent a video, saw us through the window, and... | Frigo was out to rent a video, saw us through the window, and... |
856 | 01:01:20,885 | 01:01:22,427 | -Wow. -Yeah. | -Wow. -Yeah. |
857 | 01:01:23,096 | 01:01:25,806 | And here we are. I wonder how the fondue is tonight. | And here we are. I wonder how the fondue is tonight. |
858 | 01:01:28,685 | 01:01:32,187 | I want to visit every continent, every country, really. | I want to visit every continent, every country, really. |
859 | 01:01:33,523 | 01:01:37,192 | Charles Dickens actually wrote these really interesting travel pieces, | Charles Dickens actually wrote these really interesting travel pieces, |
860 | 01:01:37,276 | 01:01:38,318 | but he visited prisons... | but he visited prisons... |
861 | 01:01:38,403 | 01:01:40,904 | Would you rather have a sailboat or a speedboat? | Would you rather have a sailboat or a speedboat? |
862 | 01:01:42,281 | 01:01:45,367 | -Gee, I guess... -I think sailboats are, like, | -Gee, I guess... -I think sailboats are, like, |
863 | 01:01:45,451 | 01:01:48,995 | way more cooler, you know, like more classic. | way more cooler, you know, like more classic. |
864 | 01:01:51,499 | 01:01:54,501 | Though I bet speedboats would be a lot more fun. | Though I bet speedboats would be a lot more fun. |
865 | 01:01:54,585 | 01:01:56,169 | What were you saying? | What were you saying? |
866 | 01:01:56,796 | 01:01:59,631 | Just babbling. | Just babbling. |
867 | 01:02:03,302 | 01:02:06,054 | I just need to get normal before I go inside. | I just need to get normal before I go inside. |
868 | 01:02:06,139 | 01:02:09,391 | Put on some perfume to cover the smell. | Put on some perfume to cover the smell. |
869 | 01:02:09,475 | 01:02:12,519 | I was going to suggest more perfume. | I was going to suggest more perfume. |
870 | 01:02:12,603 | 01:02:14,146 | -Shoot, my brush. -Yeah. Hold on. | -Shoot, my brush. -Yeah. Hold on. |
871 | 01:02:16,649 | 01:02:19,651 | -Jesus, what the hell is this? -Is that yours? | -Jesus, what the hell is this? -Is that yours? |
872 | 01:02:20,153 | 01:02:24,823 | -No. I guess it's my dad's. -Here, pull over here. | -No. I guess it's my dad's. -Here, pull over here. |
873 | 01:02:33,332 | 01:02:35,083 | Can you smell the pot? | Can you smell the pot? |
874 | 01:02:41,090 | 01:02:42,841 | You smell amazing. | You smell amazing. |
875 | 01:02:44,677 | 01:02:47,846 | Thanks for tonight. It was fun. | Thanks for tonight. It was fun. |
876 | 01:02:47,930 | 01:02:50,849 | Yeah. Yeah, it was. | Yeah. Yeah, it was. |
877 | 01:03:04,989 | 01:03:06,239 | Fondue. | Fondue. |
878 | 01:03:13,873 | 01:03:16,666 | -Oh, God. -Tiger. | -Oh, God. -Tiger. |
879 | 01:03:17,710 | 01:03:18,710 | Sorry. | Sorry. |
880 | 01:03:21,214 | 01:03:22,923 | -Another time. -Yeah. | -Another time. -Yeah. |
881 | 01:03:36,145 | 01:03:38,104 | -Good night. -Good night. | -Good night. -Good night. |
882 | 01:04:14,392 | 01:04:17,143 | -Hey. -Hey. | -Hey. -Hey. |
883 | 01:04:17,228 | 01:04:18,812 | Hey. I missed your call last night. Sorry about that. | Hey. I missed your call last night. Sorry about that. |
884 | 01:04:18,896 | 01:04:21,815 | I was out with some old high-school buddies. | I was out with some old high-school buddies. |
885 | 01:04:23,192 | 01:04:24,359 | -Sounds fun. -Yeah, it was. | -Sounds fun. -Yeah, it was. |
886 | 01:04:24,443 | 01:04:26,945 | We got caught up reminiscing. I was out pretty late. | We got caught up reminiscing. I was out pretty late. |
887 | 01:04:27,029 | 01:04:29,197 | But what were you calling about? | But what were you calling about? |
888 | 01:04:31,450 | 01:04:35,453 | Calling to say sorry. I felt like I was kind of a jerk the other night. | Calling to say sorry. I felt like I was kind of a jerk the other night. |
889 | 01:04:36,914 | 01:04:41,626 | Okay. Sorry. Yeah, me, too. I was drunk. | Okay. Sorry. Yeah, me, too. I was drunk. |
890 | 01:04:41,961 | 01:04:44,004 | And I brought you something. | And I brought you something. |
891 | 01:04:46,299 | 01:04:49,009 | -This bag? -What's inside the bag? | -This bag? -What's inside the bag? |
892 | 01:04:51,762 | 01:04:54,806 | -Is that a couple ofjoints? -I think so. For pot cookies. | -Is that a couple ofjoints? -I think so. For pot cookies. |
893 | 01:04:54,891 | 01:04:57,309 | -Oh, my. You follow through. -I do. | -Oh, my. You follow through. -I do. |
894 | 01:04:57,977 | 01:04:59,644 | Cool. This'll be fun. | Cool. This'll be fun. |
895 | 01:05:00,313 | 01:05:03,732 | -Let's do it. -Okay. I'm only having half, okay? | -Let's do it. -Okay. I'm only having half, okay? |
896 | 01:05:03,816 | 01:05:07,777 | Walnuts? You want to see me go into anaphylactic shock? Fuck. | Walnuts? You want to see me go into anaphylactic shock? Fuck. |
897 | 01:05:08,654 | 01:05:12,240 | -Home-made? Yummy. -Brennan, you gonna eat the other half? | -Home-made? Yummy. -Brennan, you gonna eat the other half? |
898 | 01:05:16,203 | 01:05:17,245 | Sorry. | Sorry. |
899 | 01:05:57,787 | 01:06:01,081 | And what a race we have here today, ladies and gentlemen. Boy! | And what a race we have here today, ladies and gentlemen. Boy! |
900 | 01:06:01,165 | 01:06:03,500 | And nobody is in the lead. Nobody is in the lead. | And nobody is in the lead. Nobody is in the lead. |
901 | 01:06:03,584 | 01:06:06,127 | In fact, what is so mind-blowing about this particular race | In fact, what is so mind-blowing about this particular race |
902 | 01:06:06,212 | 01:06:09,714 | is how evenly-matched these particular competitors are. | is how evenly-matched these particular competitors are. |
903 | 01:06:09,882 | 01:06:13,468 | And Yellow is dead last. l don't think Yellow's moved once. | And Yellow is dead last. l don't think Yellow's moved once. |
904 | 01:06:13,886 | 01:06:17,472 | This is a fall from grace for the once-great stallion, Yellow. | This is a fall from grace for the once-great stallion, Yellow. |
905 | 01:06:17,890 | 01:06:21,351 | You know, Yellow has inseminated over 1 ,000 foals in his lifetime, | You know, Yellow has inseminated over 1 ,000 foals in his lifetime, |
906 | 01:06:21,435 | 01:06:23,603 | which might explain his current exhaustion. | which might explain his current exhaustion. |
907 | 01:06:26,065 | 01:06:29,859 | And you won, Number 9, here you go... Here you go, greatjob. | And you won, Number 9, here you go... Here you go, greatjob. |
908 | 01:06:30,736 | 01:06:32,070 | Hey, Bobby. | Hey, Bobby. |
909 | 01:06:32,571 | 01:06:34,572 | Brennan, what are you doing? | Brennan, what are you doing? |
910 | 01:06:36,450 | 01:06:38,326 | -You been toking up? -What? | -You been toking up? -What? |
911 | 01:06:38,411 | 01:06:40,870 | -You been drinking drugs? -No! | -You been drinking drugs? -No! |
912 | 01:06:40,955 | 01:06:43,540 | Your eyes are red. Have you been crying? | Your eyes are red. Have you been crying? |
913 | 01:06:43,624 | 01:06:47,293 | Yeah, maybe, like, a little bit before. But no, Bobby, | Yeah, maybe, like, a little bit before. But no, Bobby, |
914 | 01:06:47,378 | 01:06:50,588 | I'm feeling sick because I think I ate a bad corn dog before, Bobby. | I'm feeling sick because I think I ate a bad corn dog before, Bobby. |
915 | 01:06:50,673 | 01:06:51,673 | That's why. | That's why. |
916 | 01:06:51,757 | 01:06:54,175 | You know, why don't you go over to Hats Off To Larry | You know, why don't you go over to Hats Off To Larry |
917 | 01:06:54,260 | 01:06:56,845 | -and collect some balls? -Okay. | -and collect some balls? -Okay. |
918 | 01:06:56,929 | 01:06:59,514 | And I'll tell you what, I'll take over this. | And I'll tell you what, I'll take over this. |
919 | 01:07:02,601 | 01:07:04,185 | Hey, you all right? | Hey, you all right? |
920 | 01:07:04,270 | 01:07:06,104 | -Yeah, thank you. -All right. | -Yeah, thank you. -All right. |
921 | 01:07:06,564 | 01:07:08,023 | This is how we met. | This is how we met. |
922 | 01:07:08,774 | 01:07:12,819 | And they're off! ln the lead is Green 5. Green is in the lead. | And they're off! ln the lead is Green 5. Green is in the lead. |
923 | 01:07:12,903 | 01:07:17,407 | Green 5, Green 5 in the lead. And there you are, Green 5! | Green 5, Green 5 in the lead. And there you are, Green 5! |
924 | 01:07:17,491 | 01:07:21,244 | Green! You really got it going on! You know exactly what you're doing. | Green! You really got it going on! You know exactly what you're doing. |
925 | 01:07:21,328 | 01:07:24,497 | Green! You got it, Green! You won! | Green! You got it, Green! You won! |
926 | 01:07:26,792 | 01:07:29,627 | Pass that down to her. Loser, pass that down. Thank you. | Pass that down to her. Loser, pass that down. Thank you. |
927 | 01:07:37,094 | 01:07:40,597 | -Can I get some balls? -You're gonna have to get more balls. | -Can I get some balls? -You're gonna have to get more balls. |
928 | 01:07:40,681 | 01:07:42,807 | The customer's always right. | The customer's always right. |
929 | 01:07:45,061 | 01:07:46,644 | Here you go. | Here you go. |
930 | 01:07:49,231 | 01:07:53,068 | -I hit that thing dead-on! -Yet he still retains his chapeau. | -I hit that thing dead-on! -Yet he still retains his chapeau. |
931 | 01:07:54,111 | 01:07:55,945 | Whoa, whoa. Come on. | Whoa, whoa. Come on. |
932 | 01:07:56,030 | 01:07:57,030 | Hey! | Hey! |
933 | 01:08:01,410 | 01:08:03,828 | What the fuck? It's glued on, the fucking thing. | What the fuck? It's glued on, the fucking thing. |
934 | 01:08:03,913 | 01:08:06,039 | -It's not worth it. -We have a winner. | -It's not worth it. -We have a winner. |
935 | 01:08:06,123 | 01:08:07,749 | -Nicky. -Congratulations. | -Nicky. -Congratulations. |
936 | 01:08:07,833 | 01:08:11,169 | The fucking thing is glued on? His hat is glued on? | The fucking thing is glued on? His hat is glued on? |
937 | 01:08:11,253 | 01:08:13,505 | -Fuck this, Nicky. -What is so fucking funny? | -Fuck this, Nicky. -What is so fucking funny? |
938 | 01:08:13,589 | 01:08:15,924 | -Yeah, what's so fucking funny? -I don't know. | -Yeah, what's so fucking funny? -I don't know. |
939 | 01:08:17,259 | 01:08:18,718 | -Oh, my God! -My God. | -Oh, my God! -My God. |
940 | 01:08:18,803 | 01:08:21,179 | -What the fuck? -Not so funny now, is it? | -What the fuck? -Not so funny now, is it? |
941 | 01:08:21,263 | 01:08:23,598 | You can't do shit like that. Like, what the fuck? | You can't do shit like that. Like, what the fuck? |
942 | 01:08:23,682 | 01:08:25,475 | -You punch him in the face? -Back off, slut! | -You punch him in the face? -Back off, slut! |
943 | 01:08:25,559 | 01:08:30,105 | -Don't fucking touch her, man. -What are you gonna do, faggot? | -Don't fucking touch her, man. -What are you gonna do, faggot? |
944 | 01:08:35,194 | 01:08:36,361 | Oh, fuck. | Oh, fuck. |
945 | 01:08:36,445 | 01:08:39,322 | -You're fucking dead! -You jerk! | -You're fucking dead! -You jerk! |
946 | 01:09:02,346 | 01:09:05,348 | -The option of the flute? -Option of the flute... | -The option of the flute? -Option of the flute... |
947 | 01:09:06,600 | 01:09:08,560 | People are trying to kill me. | People are trying to kill me. |
948 | 01:09:09,979 | 01:09:12,272 | Get the fuck out, motherfucker! | Get the fuck out, motherfucker! |
949 | 01:09:13,566 | 01:09:14,732 | Move. | Move. |
950 | 01:09:16,235 | 01:09:19,362 | Get out of my doorway, motherfucker! Give me a reason! | Get out of my doorway, motherfucker! Give me a reason! |
951 | 01:09:19,446 | 01:09:22,782 | Just give me a fucking reason! You don't know what I'm capable of! | Just give me a fucking reason! You don't know what I'm capable of! |
952 | 01:09:22,867 | 01:09:27,495 | Come on! Please! You don't know what I'm capable of! | Come on! Please! You don't know what I'm capable of! |
953 | 01:09:34,420 | 01:09:36,796 | -Bastard. -Thanks, Bobby. | -Bastard. -Thanks, Bobby. |
954 | 01:09:36,881 | 01:09:38,339 | -No problem. -Okay, I'm gonna take the back way. | -No problem. -Okay, I'm gonna take the back way. |
955 | 01:09:38,424 | 01:09:39,424 | Yeah, yeah, good. | Yeah, yeah, good. |
956 | 01:09:39,508 | 01:09:42,552 | You know what, now that I think of it, the flute is actually more expensive. | You know what, now that I think of it, the flute is actually more expensive. |
957 | 01:09:42,636 | 01:09:45,096 | You guys should have seen Brennan wail on that greaseball, man. | You guys should have seen Brennan wail on that greaseball, man. |
958 | 01:09:45,181 | 01:09:46,806 | -I can't believe you hit someone. -Me, either. | -I can't believe you hit someone. -Me, either. |
959 | 01:09:46,891 | 01:09:49,684 | How'd you do it? Did you hit him like this? Oh, psych! | How'd you do it? Did you hit him like this? Oh, psych! |
960 | 01:09:49,768 | 01:09:52,812 | Dude, this guy was huge. I mean, Brennan went up, like, one hit... | Dude, this guy was huge. I mean, Brennan went up, like, one hit... |
961 | 01:09:52,897 | 01:09:55,398 | -And just dropped the guy. -I can't believe they call that a hit. | -And just dropped the guy. -I can't believe they call that a hit. |
962 | 01:09:55,482 | 01:09:57,734 | Then his buddy started chasing him all around the park, | Then his buddy started chasing him all around the park, |
963 | 01:09:57,818 | 01:09:59,235 | and then he hid in Bobby's office. | and then he hid in Bobby's office. |
964 | 01:09:59,320 | 01:10:01,404 | Yeah, see, that's more like the son of a bitch. | Yeah, see, that's more like the son of a bitch. |
965 | 01:10:01,488 | 01:10:04,741 | Bobby kicked the door down and came out all psycho with this bat like... | Bobby kicked the door down and came out all psycho with this bat like... |
966 | 01:10:04,825 | 01:10:08,203 | -And all his buddies just go, "Okay." -Where's the guy? Was he ever... | -And all his buddies just go, "Okay." -Where's the guy? Was he ever... |
967 | 01:10:08,287 | 01:10:09,454 | I don't know. They left him on the pavement. | I don't know. They left him on the pavement. |
968 | 01:10:09,538 | 01:10:11,748 | Then I got his girlfriend's number. | Then I got his girlfriend's number. |
969 | 01:10:13,584 | 01:10:15,501 | Where are you taking me? | Where are you taking me? |
970 | 01:10:17,463 | 01:10:18,796 | You've never been to this place before? | You've never been to this place before? |
971 | 01:10:18,881 | 01:10:20,173 | No. | No. |
972 | 01:10:25,971 | 01:10:32,143 | I think you might be the coolest and cutest guy I ever met. | I think you might be the coolest and cutest guy I ever met. |
973 | 01:10:32,686 | 01:10:33,937 | Really? | Really? |
974 | 01:10:35,314 | 01:10:37,774 | I mean, I'm really high, but... | I mean, I'm really high, but... |
975 | 01:11:03,968 | 01:11:05,843 | I don't want to lose you. | I don't want to lose you. |
976 | 01:11:31,453 | 01:11:34,038 | -Forget to refrigerate these? -Yeah. | -Forget to refrigerate these? -Yeah. |
977 | 01:11:34,873 | 01:11:37,333 | When did they get in, yesterday? | When did they get in, yesterday? |
978 | 01:11:37,418 | 01:11:39,919 | -Around what time? -In the morning. | -Around what time? -In the morning. |
979 | 01:11:43,674 | 01:11:45,550 | -They smell weird? -Yeah. | -They smell weird? -Yeah. |
980 | 01:11:45,634 | 01:11:48,386 | -I think that's normal, though. -Yeah. | -I think that's normal, though. -Yeah. |
981 | 01:11:48,470 | 01:11:51,180 | Stuffy, fry these up! | Stuffy, fry these up! |
982 | 01:11:52,057 | 01:11:55,476 | Hey, Brennan, I want to talk to you. Want to pick up some extra shifts? | Hey, Brennan, I want to talk to you. Want to pick up some extra shifts? |
983 | 01:11:55,561 | 01:11:58,313 | -Yeah, sure. -Good. Because Joel quit. | -Yeah, sure. -Good. Because Joel quit. |
984 | 01:11:58,772 | 01:12:00,273 | -What? -He's passed on. | -What? -He's passed on. |
985 | 01:12:00,357 | 01:12:04,319 | He moved on, honey. He didn't pass on, he moved on. | He moved on, honey. He didn't pass on, he moved on. |
986 | 01:12:07,114 | 01:12:09,115 | I know, I heard you! | I know, I heard you! |
987 | 01:12:15,372 | 01:12:19,167 | -What are you doing here? -You didn't call me back. | -What are you doing here? -You didn't call me back. |
988 | 01:12:19,585 | 01:12:22,795 | Look, I can't abide the humiliation of you seeing the inside of my house. | Look, I can't abide the humiliation of you seeing the inside of my house. |
989 | 01:12:22,880 | 01:12:25,965 | The vile plastic slipcovers, the art-fair paintings. | The vile plastic slipcovers, the art-fair paintings. |
990 | 01:12:26,050 | 01:12:30,178 | And it's really messy. Just go around back. I'll meet you. | And it's really messy. Just go around back. I'll meet you. |
991 | 01:12:30,262 | 01:12:31,679 | Okay. | Okay. |
992 | 01:12:33,349 | 01:12:36,684 | Hey, Jeffrey! Turn off the fucking lawnmower. | Hey, Jeffrey! Turn off the fucking lawnmower. |
993 | 01:12:38,354 | 01:12:41,397 | -Fine. -I'm trying to have a conversation here. | -Fine. -I'm trying to have a conversation here. |
994 | 01:12:44,026 | 01:12:46,694 | -Fuck off, fuck face. -Nimrod. | -Fuck off, fuck face. -Nimrod. |
995 | 01:12:46,779 | 01:12:47,820 | I hate you, asshole. | I hate you, asshole. |
996 | 01:12:47,905 | 01:12:52,158 | -Hey, is it because of Sue? -What? | -Hey, is it because of Sue? -What? |
997 | 01:12:52,242 | 01:12:55,244 | Why you quit. Because, Joel, you're a great guy, you know, | Why you quit. Because, Joel, you're a great guy, you know, |
998 | 01:12:55,329 | 01:12:56,913 | and she doesn't deserve you. | and she doesn't deserve you. |
999 | 01:12:56,997 | 01:13:00,708 | James, look at me. I'm not a good-looking guy. | James, look at me. I'm not a good-looking guy. |
1000 | 01:13:00,793 | 01:13:03,378 | And I'm poor. Girls aren't gonna go near me | And I'm poor. Girls aren't gonna go near me |
1001 | 01:13:03,462 | 01:13:06,005 | when there's all these fucking yuppies around. | when there's all these fucking yuppies around. |
1002 | 01:13:06,090 | 01:13:07,715 | That's ridiculous. Not all women are like that. | That's ridiculous. Not all women are like that. |
1003 | 01:13:07,800 | 01:13:10,051 | You know, Em isn't like that. | You know, Em isn't like that. |
1004 | 01:13:10,135 | 01:13:11,511 | -Em? -Yeah. | -Em? -Yeah. |
1005 | 01:13:13,847 | 01:13:15,973 | You don't even appreciate what you have. | You don't even appreciate what you have. |
1006 | 01:13:16,058 | 01:13:17,892 | You're chasing after Lisa P. | You're chasing after Lisa P. |
1007 | 01:13:17,976 | 01:13:22,814 | when you have this incredible, beautiful girl right fucking there. | when you have this incredible, beautiful girl right fucking there. |
1008 | 01:13:25,692 | 01:13:27,026 | Fuck this. | Fuck this. |
1009 | 01:13:41,166 | 01:13:42,875 | Don't do that. | Don't do that. |
1010 | 01:13:50,259 | 01:13:54,053 | -I thought you were off today. -I need to tell you something. | -I thought you were off today. -I need to tell you something. |
1011 | 01:13:58,976 | 01:14:04,230 | Last week I went on a date with Lisa P. She asked me out. | Last week I went on a date with Lisa P. She asked me out. |
1012 | 01:14:04,314 | 01:14:07,316 | It was nothing. We kissed a little bit at the end of the date, | It was nothing. We kissed a little bit at the end of the date, |
1013 | 01:14:07,401 | 01:14:12,363 | and I felt her breast a little bit, but nothing else. | and I felt her breast a little bit, but nothing else. |
1014 | 01:14:12,906 | 01:14:15,032 | Right. No intercourse? | Right. No intercourse? |
1015 | 01:14:16,034 | 01:14:17,743 | No. No intercourse. | No. No intercourse. |
1016 | 01:14:19,371 | 01:14:22,623 | Look, I'm sorry, it's just... You and I never talked about being exclusive. | Look, I'm sorry, it's just... You and I never talked about being exclusive. |
1017 | 01:14:22,708 | 01:14:27,211 | I don't want to see her again, okay? You're the one I... | I don't want to see her again, okay? You're the one I... |
1018 | 01:14:29,756 | 01:14:32,258 | Look, we'll both be in New York soon, and I want to hang out with you. | Look, we'll both be in New York soon, and I want to hang out with you. |
1019 | 01:14:32,342 | 01:14:35,178 | I want to get to know you better, | I want to get to know you better, |
1020 | 01:14:35,262 | 01:14:38,473 | if you want to get to know me better as well. | if you want to get to know me better as well. |
1021 | 01:14:38,557 | 01:14:40,308 | James, you don't owe me anything. | James, you don't owe me anything. |
1022 | 01:14:40,392 | 01:14:44,020 | I know, but I want to owe you things. | I know, but I want to owe you things. |
1023 | 01:14:44,855 | 01:14:49,442 | I'm ready to owe you things, okay? Because I really, really care about you. | I'm ready to owe you things, okay? Because I really, really care about you. |
1024 | 01:14:50,736 | 01:14:54,906 | -Are you mad at me? 'Cause I'm sorry. -No, no. I'm not mad at you. | -Are you mad at me? 'Cause I'm sorry. -No, no. I'm not mad at you. |
1025 | 01:14:56,074 | 01:15:01,579 | Thanks for telling me. That was, like, really sweet. | Thanks for telling me. That was, like, really sweet. |
1026 | 01:15:39,076 | 01:15:42,036 | -Are you crazy? You can't come here. -I just can't do this anymore. | -Are you crazy? You can't come here. -I just can't do this anymore. |
1027 | 01:15:42,120 | 01:15:44,705 | I'm starting to really fucking hate myself, you know? | I'm starting to really fucking hate myself, you know? |
1028 | 01:15:44,790 | 01:15:48,543 | Oh, Christ. My wife probably heard me come in. | Oh, Christ. My wife probably heard me come in. |
1029 | 01:15:48,627 | 01:15:51,045 | Just... I gotta... We'll find someplace to talk. | Just... I gotta... We'll find someplace to talk. |
1030 | 01:15:51,129 | 01:15:54,173 | I gotta go make an excuse. Park outside my mom's house, okay? | I gotta go make an excuse. Park outside my mom's house, okay? |
1031 | 01:15:54,258 | 01:15:55,883 | -Okay. -All right. | -Okay. -All right. |
1032 | 01:15:58,470 | 01:16:01,639 | Brennan. Yo, Brennan. Come here! | Brennan. Yo, Brennan. Come here! |
1033 | 01:16:03,433 | 01:16:06,686 | Brennan, you gotta hear this. Tell him. Tell him what you told me. | Brennan, you gotta hear this. Tell him. Tell him what you told me. |
1034 | 01:16:06,770 | 01:16:08,980 | I ate too many circus peanuts. | I ate too many circus peanuts. |
1035 | 01:16:09,064 | 01:16:11,941 | No, what? No, not that, retard. The other thing, the thing about Em. | No, what? No, not that, retard. The other thing, the thing about Em. |
1036 | 01:16:12,025 | 01:16:14,652 | Frigo, shut up. Wait, what thing about Em? | Frigo, shut up. Wait, what thing about Em? |
1037 | 01:16:14,736 | 01:16:17,697 | I saw Em and Connell in his car. | I saw Em and Connell in his car. |
1038 | 01:16:17,781 | 01:16:20,199 | Right, right. What were they doing in the car, Rich? | Right, right. What were they doing in the car, Rich? |
1039 | 01:16:20,284 | 01:16:24,203 | They were doing push-ups in his car. They didn't have any pants on. | They were doing push-ups in his car. They didn't have any pants on. |
1040 | 01:16:24,288 | 01:16:26,789 | No pants. Naked push-ups, retard, for fucking. | No pants. Naked push-ups, retard, for fucking. |
1041 | 01:16:26,873 | 01:16:28,499 | -James, they were fucking. -Frigo, Frigo. Shut up. | -James, they were fucking. -Frigo, Frigo. Shut up. |
1042 | 01:16:28,584 | 01:16:32,920 | -When did you see this, Rich? -Like, a while ago, a while ago. | -When did you see this, Rich? -Like, a while ago, a while ago. |
1043 | 01:16:33,005 | 01:16:35,006 | It was just a couple of weeks ago, right, Rich? | It was just a couple of weeks ago, right, Rich? |
1044 | 01:16:43,098 | 01:16:46,601 | -Hello? -Mr. Lewin, it's James. Is Emily there? | -Hello? -Mr. Lewin, it's James. Is Emily there? |
1045 | 01:16:46,685 | 01:16:50,521 | She said she was with you. She said she was gonna go meet you. | She said she was with you. She said she was gonna go meet you. |
1046 | 01:16:51,106 | 01:16:55,026 | Oh, yeah. I think we got our wires crossed. | Oh, yeah. I think we got our wires crossed. |
1047 | 01:16:56,278 | 01:16:57,528 | Okay, bye. | Okay, bye. |
1048 | 01:17:02,367 | 01:17:03,701 | What'd he say? | What'd he say? |
1049 | 01:17:06,038 | 01:17:07,538 | Can you get your mother's car? | Can you get your mother's car? |
1050 | 01:17:09,291 | 01:17:12,043 | All right, I got the keys. Push me out. | All right, I got the keys. Push me out. |
1051 | 01:17:30,479 | 01:17:32,396 | I don't want to drink. | I don't want to drink. |
1052 | 01:17:37,736 | 01:17:40,905 | Did you know James went out with Lisa P. last week? | Did you know James went out with Lisa P. last week? |
1053 | 01:17:40,989 | 01:17:43,115 | -I know. -You know. | -I know. -You know. |
1054 | 01:17:43,742 | 01:17:46,327 | -You want me to rat out James? -Right. | -You want me to rat out James? -Right. |
1055 | 01:17:49,915 | 01:17:51,874 | -Slow down. -Shit. | -Slow down. -Shit. |
1056 | 01:17:51,958 | 01:17:52,958 | It's Em's car. | It's Em's car. |
1057 | 01:17:54,086 | 01:17:55,711 | Let's wait here. | Let's wait here. |
1058 | 01:18:01,259 | 01:18:03,928 | I stole some of my grandma's cough medicine if you want some. | I stole some of my grandma's cough medicine if you want some. |
1059 | 01:18:04,596 | 01:18:06,180 | -No. -It's grape. | -No. -It's grape. |
1060 | 01:18:06,264 | 01:18:07,932 | -No, please. -Okay. | -No, please. -Okay. |
1061 | 01:18:08,183 | 01:18:11,060 | Can you sit down, please, just for a second? | Can you sit down, please, just for a second? |
1062 | 01:18:16,274 | 01:18:18,693 | -Look, you want to end this? -Yes. | -Look, you want to end this? -Yes. |
1063 | 01:18:22,280 | 01:18:24,532 | I got a hockey stick in the back, if you want to smash the windows. | I got a hockey stick in the back, if you want to smash the windows. |
1064 | 01:18:24,616 | 01:18:27,368 | -Frigo, shut the fuck up, okay? -All right, okay, Brennan. | -Frigo, shut the fuck up, okay? -All right, okay, Brennan. |
1065 | 01:18:27,452 | 01:18:29,662 | -Just trying to help. -Oh, shit. | -Just trying to help. -Oh, shit. |
1066 | 01:18:42,175 | 01:18:44,093 | What are you doing here? | What are you doing here? |
1067 | 01:18:44,720 | 01:18:46,804 | Are you and Connell, like... | Are you and Connell, like... |
1068 | 01:18:49,516 | 01:18:53,060 | It started in, like... I didn't even know you when it... | It started in, like... I didn't even know you when it... |
1069 | 01:18:56,481 | 01:19:00,234 | How did you... What are you... How did you find me here? | How did you... What are you... How did you find me here? |
1070 | 01:19:00,861 | 01:19:05,281 | Lisa P. told me that Connell used to take some other girl here last summer | Lisa P. told me that Connell used to take some other girl here last summer |
1071 | 01:19:06,324 | 01:19:08,284 | to his mother's basement. | to his mother's basement. |
1072 | 01:19:08,744 | 01:19:09,952 | Right. | Right. |
1073 | 01:19:11,872 | 01:19:16,000 | Yeah, I just, like, don't understand how you could do this. | Yeah, I just, like, don't understand how you could do this. |
1074 | 01:19:16,084 | 01:19:18,085 | I came here to... | I came here to... |
1075 | 01:19:20,380 | 01:19:22,173 | I know. I know I fucked up, too, okay? | I know. I know I fucked up, too, okay? |
1076 | 01:19:22,257 | 01:19:26,218 | I fucked up one time, and I fucking told you about it, and you... | I fucked up one time, and I fucking told you about it, and you... |
1077 | 01:19:26,511 | 01:19:29,096 | You think I'm, like, some fucking pathetic idiot or something. | You think I'm, like, some fucking pathetic idiot or something. |
1078 | 01:19:29,181 | 01:19:32,057 | You're not a fucking idiot. I'm a fucking idiot. | You're not a fucking idiot. I'm a fucking idiot. |
1079 | 01:19:33,852 | 01:19:35,352 | Yeah, that's right. | Yeah, that's right. |
1080 | 01:19:46,782 | 01:19:47,782 | Shit. | Shit. |
1081 | 01:20:03,173 | 01:20:06,175 | I am the champion. To the victor go the spoils. | I am the champion. To the victor go the spoils. |
1082 | 01:20:06,718 | 01:20:10,221 | -Here you go. -What? What is this? | -Here you go. -What? What is this? |
1083 | 01:20:10,972 | 01:20:14,642 | -Is it a banana? -It's a banana with eyes. | -Is it a banana? -It's a banana with eyes. |
1084 | 01:20:15,310 | 01:20:18,395 | I'd watch my mouth if I were you, carnival boy. | I'd watch my mouth if I were you, carnival boy. |
1085 | 01:20:40,418 | 01:20:41,418 | Hey. | Hey. |
1086 | 01:20:43,088 | 01:20:44,088 | What's up? | What's up? |
1087 | 01:20:48,677 | 01:20:49,927 | I mean... | I mean... |
1088 | 01:20:51,555 | 01:20:54,348 | I actually feel sorry for them, you know. | I actually feel sorry for them, you know. |
1089 | 01:20:55,183 | 01:20:57,601 | Like, sneaking around and lying to everybody. | Like, sneaking around and lying to everybody. |
1090 | 01:20:58,770 | 01:21:02,022 | It's, like, so pathetic. He's a married man. | It's, like, so pathetic. He's a married man. |
1091 | 01:21:02,107 | 01:21:04,108 | I know. I know. | I know. I know. |
1092 | 01:21:05,986 | 01:21:10,781 | Hey, Lisa, you can't, like, tell anybody about this. Ever. | Hey, Lisa, you can't, like, tell anybody about this. Ever. |
1093 | 01:21:11,449 | 01:21:16,287 | Of course, I would never. | Of course, I would never. |
1094 | 01:21:33,513 | 01:21:34,638 | Thanks. | Thanks. |
1095 | 01:21:35,473 | 01:21:37,141 | Hey, Em, what's up? | Hey, Em, what's up? |
1096 | 01:21:38,560 | 01:21:40,060 | Loving life, you know. | Loving life, you know. |
1097 | 01:21:40,145 | 01:21:42,479 | Hey, you know I play the drums? | Hey, you know I play the drums? |
1098 | 01:21:42,564 | 01:21:45,691 | I did this killer drum solo at the high-school talent show once. | I did this killer drum solo at the high-school talent show once. |
1099 | 01:21:45,775 | 01:21:49,570 | I played Limelight by Rush. One, two, three, four! | I played Limelight by Rush. One, two, three, four! |
1100 | 01:22:09,174 | 01:22:11,592 | Spin. Good night, Adventureland! | Spin. Good night, Adventureland! |
1101 | 01:22:13,053 | 01:22:16,388 | -What the fuck was that? -You like musicians, right? | -What the fuck was that? -You like musicians, right? |
1102 | 01:22:27,734 | 01:22:30,152 | Hey, honey, I'm running out of googly eyes. | Hey, honey, I'm running out of googly eyes. |
1103 | 01:22:30,236 | 01:22:31,278 | Do you have any more over there? | Do you have any more over there? |
1104 | 01:22:31,363 | 01:22:35,157 | Yeah, me, too, but I found these, so I've just been sort of... | Yeah, me, too, but I found these, so I've just been sort of... |
1105 | 01:22:37,827 | 01:22:39,703 | -Hey. -Hey, Em! What's up? | -Hey. -Hey, Em! What's up? |
1106 | 01:22:42,207 | 01:22:44,375 | I quit. See you. | I quit. See you. |
1107 | 01:22:50,715 | 01:22:52,967 | Tommy, you think there's something wrong with this car? | Tommy, you think there's something wrong with this car? |
1108 | 01:22:53,051 | 01:22:54,093 | Have your father check it | Have your father check it |
1109 | 01:22:54,177 | 01:22:55,970 | because it's making a funny squeaking sound. | because it's making a funny squeaking sound. |
1110 | 01:22:56,054 | 01:22:58,389 | I don't know what the problem is. | I don't know what the problem is. |
1111 | 01:23:00,141 | 01:23:01,141 | Shit-head! | Shit-head! |
1112 | 01:23:07,857 | 01:23:10,776 | Shake a leg and come aboard the SS Adventureland. | Shake a leg and come aboard the SS Adventureland. |
1113 | 01:23:10,860 | 01:23:13,153 | I'm not friends with anybody. How the hell would I know? | I'm not friends with anybody. How the hell would I know? |
1114 | 01:23:13,238 | 01:23:16,323 | -I don't know. -No way! | -I don't know. -No way! |
1115 | 01:23:16,408 | 01:23:19,243 | -Em? Em Lewin? -Yes, yes, yes. Can you believe that? | -Em? Em Lewin? -Yes, yes, yes. Can you believe that? |
1116 | 01:23:19,327 | 01:23:21,996 | Em has been sleeping with Connell all summer. | Em has been sleeping with Connell all summer. |
1117 | 01:23:22,080 | 01:23:25,416 | -I'm telling you, man. -Connell is a freaking god. | -I'm telling you, man. -Connell is a freaking god. |
1118 | 01:23:34,134 | 01:23:36,969 | -Hey, Lisa. -Hey. | -Hey, Lisa. -Hey. |
1119 | 01:23:37,095 | 01:23:40,639 | Hi. Look, I don't know what to say, | Hi. Look, I don't know what to say, |
1120 | 01:23:40,724 | 01:23:43,767 | but everyone is talking about Em and Connell. | but everyone is talking about Em and Connell. |
1121 | 01:23:45,478 | 01:23:47,604 | Kelly's got such a big F-ing mouth. | Kelly's got such a big F-ing mouth. |
1122 | 01:23:47,689 | 01:23:52,109 | I'm sorry because I gave you my word. We were just so wasted that night. | I'm sorry because I gave you my word. We were just so wasted that night. |
1123 | 01:23:53,194 | 01:23:55,946 | You know I can't hide nothing from Kell. | You know I can't hide nothing from Kell. |
1124 | 01:23:57,615 | 01:23:58,741 | Are you mad at me? | Are you mad at me? |
1125 | 01:23:58,825 | 01:24:03,162 | Well, yeah. Connell's gonna freak out, and Em quit. | Well, yeah. Connell's gonna freak out, and Em quit. |
1126 | 01:24:03,705 | 01:24:07,708 | I feel bad for Connell. I have a hard time feeling sorry for Em. | I feel bad for Connell. I have a hard time feeling sorry for Em. |
1127 | 01:24:09,711 | 01:24:11,295 | Guys can't help themselves. | Guys can't help themselves. |
1128 | 01:24:11,379 | 01:24:14,173 | -But he's the married one. -Yeah, Em's a frigging home wrecker. | -But he's the married one. -Yeah, Em's a frigging home wrecker. |
1129 | 01:24:14,257 | 01:24:16,884 | -He's cheating on his wife, though. -I can't believe you're defending her. | -He's cheating on his wife, though. -I can't believe you're defending her. |
1130 | 01:24:16,968 | 01:24:20,012 | What? Because guys can be shitty and women can't? | What? Because guys can be shitty and women can't? |
1131 | 01:24:22,932 | 01:24:23,891 | The Musik-Express! | The Musik-Express! |
1132 | 01:24:23,975 | 01:24:25,017 | Kell. | Kell. |
1133 | 01:24:38,281 | 01:24:40,741 | It's fun because it's really more like dancing than exercising, you know? | It's fun because it's really more like dancing than exercising, you know? |
1134 | 01:24:40,825 | 01:24:43,452 | I have a blast. I've been trying to get him to go with me, but he won't go. | I have a blast. I've been trying to get him to go with me, but he won't go. |
1135 | 01:24:43,536 | 01:24:45,079 | No, you're not doing it right. | No, you're not doing it right. |
1136 | 01:24:45,163 | 01:24:46,872 | Yeah, I don't like lifting my knees that high. | Yeah, I don't like lifting my knees that high. |
1137 | 01:24:46,956 | 01:24:48,332 | Yeah, I've noticed. | Yeah, I've noticed. |
1138 | 01:24:50,543 | 01:24:54,713 | Emily, you know the Ostrows and the Waldsteins. | Emily, you know the Ostrows and the Waldsteins. |
1139 | 01:24:56,216 | 01:24:57,508 | Hi there. | Hi there. |
1140 | 01:25:01,262 | 01:25:03,972 | Can I get anyone a refresher? | Can I get anyone a refresher? |
1141 | 01:25:05,850 | 01:25:10,020 | Francy, these pieces, I love them. So great. | Francy, these pieces, I love them. So great. |
1142 | 01:25:10,105 | 01:25:13,023 | Those there? I love those. I think they are so fun. | Those there? I love those. I think they are so fun. |
1143 | 01:25:13,108 | 01:25:17,027 | You're so artsy. I love what you've done with the house. | You're so artsy. I love what you've done with the house. |
1144 | 01:25:17,904 | 01:25:20,948 | -Thank you. -It's... It's clean. | -Thank you. -It's... It's clean. |
1145 | 01:25:21,032 | 01:25:24,118 | I thought the house was a lot nicer the way my mom used to have it. | I thought the house was a lot nicer the way my mom used to have it. |
1146 | 01:25:24,202 | 01:25:27,121 | It's pretty barfarific, if you ask me. | It's pretty barfarific, if you ask me. |
1147 | 01:25:29,624 | 01:25:35,379 | -Is that some kind ofjoke, Emily? -No, it's not. | -Is that some kind ofjoke, Emily? -No, it's not. |
1148 | 01:25:36,798 | 01:25:40,050 | I think you owe me an apology. Right now. | I think you owe me an apology. Right now. |
1149 | 01:25:40,885 | 01:25:42,511 | I don't owe you shit. | I don't owe you shit. |
1150 | 01:25:43,221 | 01:25:45,222 | All right, okay. You know what? Give me the drink. | All right, okay. You know what? Give me the drink. |
1151 | 01:25:45,306 | 01:25:47,307 | Look, you weren't invited, and I don't want you here, okay? | Look, you weren't invited, and I don't want you here, okay? |
1152 | 01:25:47,392 | 01:25:49,852 | -Right, I wasn't invited to this party?. -Yes, you weren't invited, | -Right, I wasn't invited to this party?. -Yes, you weren't invited, |
1153 | 01:25:49,936 | 01:25:51,395 | and frankly, I don't like you coming in here | and frankly, I don't like you coming in here |
1154 | 01:25:51,479 | 01:25:52,980 | and saying whatever the hell you want, okay? | and saying whatever the hell you want, okay? |
1155 | 01:25:53,064 | 01:25:56,024 | I am sick and tired of your behavior, you ungrateful little bitch. | I am sick and tired of your behavior, you ungrateful little bitch. |
1156 | 01:25:56,109 | 01:25:58,235 | -Give me the drink. -Okay, Em... | -Give me the drink. -Okay, Em... |
1157 | 01:25:58,862 | 01:26:00,696 | God damn it! | God damn it! |
1158 | 01:26:01,948 | 01:26:06,535 | Emily! Emily, this has to stop. You cannot say those things no more. | Emily! Emily, this has to stop. You cannot say those things no more. |
1159 | 01:26:06,619 | 01:26:10,622 | I can't say what I'm thinking and what I'm feeling every fucking day? | I can't say what I'm thinking and what I'm feeling every fucking day? |
1160 | 01:26:12,083 | 01:26:15,335 | -Sy, for God's sake! -I can't force her out. | -Sy, for God's sake! -I can't force her out. |
1161 | 01:26:15,420 | 01:26:18,172 | Yeah? Well maybe you can't... | Yeah? Well maybe you can't... |
1162 | 01:26:41,779 | 01:26:43,780 | Hey, can I have another? Thanks. | Hey, can I have another? Thanks. |
1163 | 01:27:26,324 | 01:27:27,574 | Oh, fuck! | Oh, fuck! |
1164 | 01:27:42,674 | 01:27:44,675 | James, get out of the car. | James, get out of the car. |
1165 | 01:27:46,386 | 01:27:47,511 | Now! | Now! |
1166 | 01:27:56,312 | 01:28:00,315 | Oh, God. Come with me. | Oh, God. Come with me. |
1167 | 01:28:04,862 | 01:28:08,532 | You care to explain how Mrs. Frigo's rhododendron got here? | You care to explain how Mrs. Frigo's rhododendron got here? |
1168 | 01:28:14,789 | 01:28:16,206 | Good morning. | Good morning. |
1169 | 01:28:18,918 | 01:28:20,585 | What's this, mister? | What's this, mister? |
1170 | 01:28:25,508 | 01:28:27,050 | What the hell is wrong with you? | What the hell is wrong with you? |
1171 | 01:28:27,135 | 01:28:30,470 | You know, I think that Adventureland has made you regress or something. | You know, I think that Adventureland has made you regress or something. |
1172 | 01:28:30,555 | 01:28:32,806 | You're quitting that job. | You're quitting that job. |
1173 | 01:28:32,890 | 01:28:37,269 | -I never want to go back there again. -Good. How much have you saved? | -I never want to go back there again. -Good. How much have you saved? |
1174 | 01:28:38,187 | 01:28:42,399 | $1 ,322, give or take. | $1 ,322, give or take. |
1175 | 01:28:42,483 | 01:28:46,028 | Well, the front axle is broken, but that might cover the damage. | Well, the front axle is broken, but that might cover the damage. |
1176 | 01:28:46,112 | 01:28:48,739 | And you're gonna have to pay for Mrs. Frigo's rhododendron, too. | And you're gonna have to pay for Mrs. Frigo's rhododendron, too. |
1177 | 01:28:48,823 | 01:28:50,824 | I need every cent of that for New York. | I need every cent of that for New York. |
1178 | 01:28:50,908 | 01:28:53,160 | Well, I'm sorry, you know, you should have thought about that | Well, I'm sorry, you know, you should have thought about that |
1179 | 01:28:53,244 | 01:28:56,371 | before you went out on this little joyride of yours. | before you went out on this little joyride of yours. |
1180 | 01:29:02,962 | 01:29:05,255 | Brennan, I'm back. | Brennan, I'm back. |
1181 | 01:29:05,340 | 01:29:06,882 | Thank God. How the hell are you? | Thank God. How the hell are you? |
1182 | 01:29:06,966 | 01:29:11,303 | Well, Europe changed me. It was revelatory. | Well, Europe changed me. It was revelatory. |
1183 | 01:29:12,305 | 01:29:15,557 | There I was, going from one incredible city to the next. | There I was, going from one incredible city to the next. |
1184 | 01:29:15,641 | 01:29:19,061 | The ruins, the cathedrals, the endless art treasures. | The ruins, the cathedrals, the endless art treasures. |
1185 | 01:29:19,145 | 01:29:20,354 | And I realized something. | And I realized something. |
1186 | 01:29:20,897 | 01:29:23,565 | Fuck the Old World. I want the New World. | Fuck the Old World. I want the New World. |
1187 | 01:29:23,649 | 01:29:24,941 | -What? -And l want it now! | -What? -And l want it now! |
1188 | 01:29:25,026 | 01:29:28,445 | -What do you mean? -I'm going to Harvard Business. | -What do you mean? -I'm going to Harvard Business. |
1189 | 01:29:29,322 | 01:29:30,989 | You're what? You're applying? | You're what? You're applying? |
1190 | 01:29:31,074 | 01:29:35,786 | No, I'm in, actually. You know, strings were pulled, wheels greased. | No, I'm in, actually. You know, strings were pulled, wheels greased. |
1191 | 01:29:36,621 | 01:29:38,789 | Wait, that's in Boston. | Wait, that's in Boston. |
1192 | 01:29:39,374 | 01:29:42,334 | What about New York and the apartment? | What about New York and the apartment? |
1193 | 01:29:42,418 | 01:29:46,880 | Yeah. Sorry about that, man. I can't really help you out there. | Yeah. Sorry about that, man. I can't really help you out there. |
1194 | 01:29:51,761 | 01:29:56,890 | Hey, litterbug. Hey! In the clown mouth. These guys. | Hey, litterbug. Hey! In the clown mouth. These guys. |
1195 | 01:29:56,974 | 01:29:59,226 | -Hey, Bobby, Paulette. -Hey, Brennan. | -Hey, Bobby, Paulette. -Hey, Brennan. |
1196 | 01:29:59,310 | 01:30:00,560 | Hey, how are you? | Hey, how are you? |
1197 | 01:30:00,645 | 01:30:04,731 | You know, we're just... It's the last weekend of the season. | You know, we're just... It's the last weekend of the season. |
1198 | 01:30:05,441 | 01:30:08,527 | Just getting ready for winter, closing up shop. | Just getting ready for winter, closing up shop. |
1199 | 01:30:08,611 | 01:30:10,195 | We have to turn all these lights off. | We have to turn all these lights off. |
1200 | 01:30:10,279 | 01:30:11,905 | -Your check's in the office. -Okay. | -Your check's in the office. -Okay. |
1201 | 01:30:11,989 | 01:30:14,408 | We gonna see you next summer? | We gonna see you next summer? |
1202 | 01:30:14,492 | 01:30:16,159 | Thank you, Bobby, for everything. Really. | Thank you, Bobby, for everything. Really. |
1203 | 01:30:16,244 | 01:30:18,995 | -Gonna see you next summer. -Well, thank you, really. | -Gonna see you next summer. -Well, thank you, really. |
1204 | 01:30:19,497 | 01:30:22,749 | We're halfway through our set, and we see him. It's fucking Lou Reed. | We're halfway through our set, and we see him. It's fucking Lou Reed. |
1205 | 01:30:22,834 | 01:30:23,875 | -Oh, my... -Holy shit! | -Oh, my... -Holy shit! |
1206 | 01:30:23,960 | 01:30:26,253 | Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I keep thinking I'm about to wake up any second. | Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I keep thinking I'm about to wake up any second. |
1207 | 01:30:26,337 | 01:30:28,505 | And he gets up, gets on stage, puts on a guitar, | And he gets up, gets on stage, puts on a guitar, |
1208 | 01:30:28,589 | 01:30:30,674 | and we do a whole fucking set of his songs. | and we do a whole fucking set of his songs. |
1209 | 01:30:30,758 | 01:30:33,677 | -We do Vicious, Shed A Light On Love. -Oh, my God. | -We do Vicious, Shed A Light On Love. -Oh, my God. |
1210 | 01:30:33,761 | 01:30:36,263 | -What a pisser. -We do I'm Waiting For The Man. | -What a pisser. -We do I'm Waiting For The Man. |
1211 | 01:30:36,347 | 01:30:39,349 | Wait, hold on, one second. | Wait, hold on, one second. |
1212 | 01:30:40,017 | 01:30:42,853 | -Hey, last paycheck? -Yep. | -Hey, last paycheck? -Yep. |
1213 | 01:30:44,772 | 01:30:46,648 | So, how's it going? | So, how's it going? |
1214 | 01:30:47,400 | 01:30:50,152 | -Ronnie found out everything. -Sorry. | -Ronnie found out everything. -Sorry. |
1215 | 01:30:50,528 | 01:30:54,239 | Yeah, it was bad. It's blown over now, mostly. | Yeah, it was bad. It's blown over now, mostly. |
1216 | 01:30:57,160 | 01:30:59,119 | Hey, do you speak to Em? | Hey, do you speak to Em? |
1217 | 01:31:00,496 | 01:31:02,831 | Not since she quit. You? | Not since she quit. You? |
1218 | 01:31:07,837 | 01:31:12,299 | You know the song is called Satellite OfLove, the Lou Reed song. | You know the song is called Satellite OfLove, the Lou Reed song. |
1219 | 01:31:12,383 | 01:31:14,718 | You said Shed A Light On Love, but it's Satellite. | You said Shed A Light On Love, but it's Satellite. |
1220 | 01:31:14,802 | 01:31:17,095 | -Yeah, I know. It's Satellite OfLove. -Yeah, it's like Skylab. | -Yeah, I know. It's Satellite OfLove. -Yeah, it's like Skylab. |
1221 | 01:31:17,180 | 01:31:19,848 | Yeah, I know, it's... Yeah, it's called Satellite OfLove. | Yeah, I know, it's... Yeah, it's called Satellite OfLove. |
1222 | 01:31:19,932 | 01:31:21,224 | Yeah. | Yeah. |
1223 | 01:31:27,482 | 01:31:29,774 | Take care of yourself, Brennan. | Take care of yourself, Brennan. |
1224 | 01:31:29,859 | 01:31:31,401 | Yeah, you, too. | Yeah, you, too. |
1225 | 01:31:35,907 | 01:31:39,493 | -Where were we? -You were telling us about the... | -Where were we? -You were telling us about the... |
1226 | 01:31:39,577 | 01:31:40,744 | -Satellite Of Love. -Yeah. Yeah. | -Satellite Of Love. -Yeah. Yeah. |
1227 | 01:31:40,828 | 01:31:42,662 | -That's what we were talking about. -That's my favorite one! | -That's what we were talking about. -That's my favorite one! |
1228 | 01:31:42,747 | 01:31:43,997 | Yeah, it's a good tune. | Yeah, it's a good tune. |
1229 | 01:31:44,123 | 01:31:47,959 | Yes! We got the Viet Cong, fellas. We got the Viet Cong here! | Yes! We got the Viet Cong, fellas. We got the Viet Cong here! |
1230 | 01:31:48,044 | 01:31:50,545 | I need suppressive fire, but I can handle it. | I need suppressive fire, but I can handle it. |
1231 | 01:31:50,630 | 01:31:52,506 | I think I got this under control. | I think I got this under control. |
1232 | 01:31:52,590 | 01:31:56,009 | -Your friend Eric boned you, huh? -Yeah. | -Your friend Eric boned you, huh? -Yeah. |
1233 | 01:31:56,093 | 01:31:58,011 | How are you gonna pull off New York now? | How are you gonna pull off New York now? |
1234 | 01:31:58,095 | 01:32:00,597 | I can't pull it off. I'm stuck here. | I can't pull it off. I'm stuck here. |
1235 | 01:32:01,641 | 01:32:04,976 | What's the point of being a writer or an artist anyway? | What's the point of being a writer or an artist anyway? |
1236 | 01:32:05,186 | 01:32:08,063 | Herman Melville wrote fucking Moby Dick, | Herman Melville wrote fucking Moby Dick, |
1237 | 01:32:08,147 | 01:32:10,565 | and he was so poor and forgotten by the time he died | and he was so poor and forgotten by the time he died |
1238 | 01:32:10,650 | 01:32:14,402 | that in his obituary, they called him Henry Melville. | that in his obituary, they called him Henry Melville. |
1239 | 01:32:14,487 | 01:32:15,529 | You know? Like, why bother? | You know? Like, why bother? |
1240 | 01:32:15,613 | 01:32:17,656 | They're just gonna forget our fucking names anyway. | They're just gonna forget our fucking names anyway. |
1241 | 01:32:17,740 | 01:32:20,367 | Viet Cong, Viet Cong! I'm coming! | Viet Cong, Viet Cong! I'm coming! |
1242 | 01:32:20,451 | 01:32:21,910 | I got it! | I got it! |
1243 | 01:32:22,870 | 01:32:26,164 | I heard Em went back to New York. | I heard Em went back to New York. |
1244 | 01:32:26,249 | 01:32:29,584 | I wish it didn't end like that. I should've... | I wish it didn't end like that. I should've... |
1245 | 01:32:29,669 | 01:32:31,253 | I don't know. | I don't know. |
1246 | 01:32:33,714 | 01:32:34,965 | Get behind me. Boom! | Get behind me. Boom! |
1247 | 01:32:35,049 | 01:32:38,552 | I got two! There's one! There's two! What's that? | I got two! There's one! There's two! What's that? |
1248 | 01:32:38,636 | 01:32:42,097 | Boom! Boom! Boom, baby, boom! | Boom! Boom! Boom, baby, boom! |
1249 | 01:32:54,318 | 01:32:57,904 | Your Herman Melville story, that's bullshit. | Your Herman Melville story, that's bullshit. |
1250 | 01:32:57,989 | 01:33:00,365 | It's true. They called him Henry. | It's true. They called him Henry. |
1251 | 01:33:00,449 | 01:33:04,160 | No, I mean he wrote a 700-page allegorical novel | No, I mean he wrote a 700-page allegorical novel |
1252 | 01:33:04,245 | 01:33:06,913 | about the whaling industry. I think he was... | about the whaling industry. I think he was... |
1253 | 01:33:06,998 | 01:33:10,166 | I think he was a pretty passionate guy, Joel. | I think he was a pretty passionate guy, Joel. |
1254 | 01:33:10,251 | 01:33:12,544 | I hope they call me Henry when I die, too. | I hope they call me Henry when I die, too. |
1255 | 01:33:12,628 | 01:33:14,629 | Yeah? One can only hope. | Yeah? One can only hope. |
1256 | 01:33:20,511 | 01:33:23,763 | Brennan, don't get all drunk and fall asleep. | Brennan, don't get all drunk and fall asleep. |
1257 | 01:33:23,848 | 01:33:27,142 | -Why? -Because I'll jack off on your face. | -Why? -Because I'll jack off on your face. |
1258 | 01:33:27,226 | 01:33:31,438 | -Okay, I'm gonna go. -What? | -Okay, I'm gonna go. -What? |
1259 | 01:33:31,522 | 01:33:33,690 | I'll see you around, Frigo. | I'll see you around, Frigo. |
1260 | 01:33:35,067 | 01:33:36,484 | All right. | All right. |
1261 | 01:33:38,154 | 01:33:40,822 | Good luck with him. Even. | Good luck with him. Even. |
1262 | 01:33:42,742 | 01:33:44,034 | Good one! | Good one! |
1263 | 01:33:45,995 | 01:33:48,663 | That was nice, Brennan. That was nice. | That was nice, Brennan. That was nice. |
1264 | 01:33:51,292 | 01:33:52,292 | That must have hurt. | That must have hurt. |
1265 | 01:35:27,555 | 01:35:31,349 | Hi. I just got off the bus. I'm a New Yorker now. | Hi. I just got off the bus. I'm a New Yorker now. |
1266 | 01:35:31,851 | 01:35:34,436 | I guess I should probably buy an umbrella. | I guess I should probably buy an umbrella. |
1267 | 01:35:35,521 | 01:35:38,732 | I don't think I can see you. | I don't think I can see you. |
1268 | 01:35:39,442 | 01:35:40,525 | What? | What? |
1269 | 01:35:42,236 | 01:35:45,697 | This summer was rough. | This summer was rough. |
1270 | 01:35:48,325 | 01:35:52,537 | I did things that I really, really regret. | I did things that I really, really regret. |
1271 | 01:35:53,622 | 01:35:55,540 | Yeah, me, too. | Yeah, me, too. |
1272 | 01:35:56,584 | 01:35:59,836 | I'm sorry I told Lisa P. about you and Connell. | I'm sorry I told Lisa P. about you and Connell. |
1273 | 01:36:01,756 | 01:36:04,966 | She, you know, told the rest of the world, but... | She, you know, told the rest of the world, but... |
1274 | 01:36:06,844 | 01:36:08,803 | I'm not gonna lie. I was really angry at you, | I'm not gonna lie. I was really angry at you, |
1275 | 01:36:08,888 | 01:36:11,473 | but you didn't deserve that. | but you didn't deserve that. |
1276 | 01:36:12,391 | 01:36:14,350 | You know, James, | You know, James, |
1277 | 01:36:15,478 | 01:36:19,647 | I am so sorry for fucking this up. | I am so sorry for fucking this up. |
1278 | 01:36:20,399 | 01:36:24,527 | You know, you were the only good thing that happened this summer. | You know, you were the only good thing that happened this summer. |
1279 | 01:36:27,907 | 01:36:29,240 | Wait, Em. | Wait, Em. |
1280 | 01:36:32,703 | 01:36:37,207 | I think I maybe see you a little differently than you see yourself. | I think I maybe see you a little differently than you see yourself. |
1281 | 01:36:37,583 | 01:36:40,460 | Yes, I see the person who fucked up, but I also see the person | Yes, I see the person who fucked up, but I also see the person |
1282 | 01:36:40,544 | 01:36:43,797 | who saved me from being knifed over a giant-ass panda, | who saved me from being knifed over a giant-ass panda, |
1283 | 01:36:43,881 | 01:36:47,967 | who introduced me to psychotropic-chocolate-chip cookies, | who introduced me to psychotropic-chocolate-chip cookies, |
1284 | 01:36:48,052 | 01:36:52,555 | and who stood up for Joel, and who doesn't make apologies for herself. | and who stood up for Joel, and who doesn't make apologies for herself. |
1285 | 01:36:55,017 | 01:36:59,771 | Look, my theory is you can't just avoid everybody you screw up with. | Look, my theory is you can't just avoid everybody you screw up with. |
1286 | 01:36:59,855 | 01:37:03,191 | And you should trust me. I'm a New Yorker. | And you should trust me. I'm a New Yorker. |
1287 | 01:37:09,865 | 01:37:11,449 | -You are soaking wet. -Yeah. | -You are soaking wet. -Yeah. |
1288 | 01:37:11,534 | 01:37:12,700 | Do you have anything else you can wear? | Do you have anything else you can wear? |
1289 | 01:37:12,785 | 01:37:14,661 | I'll check. | I'll check. |
1290 | 01:37:14,745 | 01:37:17,163 | -Do you want some tea? -Yeah. | -Do you want some tea? -Yeah. |
1291 | 01:37:19,917 | 01:37:23,294 | No, everything in here is soaking wet. | No, everything in here is soaking wet. |
1292 | 01:37:25,714 | 01:37:27,257 | -Here. -Thanks. | -Here. -Thanks. |
1293 | 01:37:30,719 | 01:37:32,637 | So you're going to Columbia? | So you're going to Columbia? |
1294 | 01:37:32,721 | 01:37:35,431 | No. No. Maybe next year. No. | No. No. Maybe next year. No. |
1295 | 01:37:36,267 | 01:37:37,225 | Why? | Why? |
1296 | 01:37:37,309 | 01:37:42,021 | I wrecked my dad's car, and I lost all my carny money. | I wrecked my dad's car, and I lost all my carny money. |
1297 | 01:37:42,940 | 01:37:44,440 | So what's the plan? | So what's the plan? |
1298 | 01:37:44,525 | 01:37:49,028 | I'm gonna crash at the Y for a week. I'm gonna look for a shitty job and... | I'm gonna crash at the Y for a week. I'm gonna look for a shitty job and... |
1299 | 01:37:50,281 | 01:37:51,739 | I don't know. | I don't know. |
1300 | 01:37:54,368 | 01:37:56,369 | Here. Give me your shirt. | Here. Give me your shirt. |
1301 | 01:38:01,584 | 01:38:04,127 | -I'll get you another shirt. -Thanks. | -I'll get you another shirt. -Thanks. |
1302 | 01:38:06,338 | 01:38:07,589 | Hey, Em. | Hey, Em. |
1303 | 01:38:11,886 | 01:38:13,845 | I really missed you. | I really missed you. |
1304 | 01:38:21,770 | 01:38:23,646 | You wanna wear this? | You wanna wear this? |
1305 | 01:38:24,648 | 01:38:28,818 | I... No. No. I never wanna see that again. | I... No. No. I never wanna see that again. |
1306 | 01:38:30,112 | 01:38:33,656 | Why do you have that? Why do you have that stupid shirt? | Why do you have that? Why do you have that stupid shirt? |
1307 | 01:38:40,080 | 01:38:42,165 | Is it okay that I did that? | Is it okay that I did that? |
1308 | 01:38:43,125 | 01:38:44,417 | Yeah. | Yeah. |
1309 | 01:39:22,373 | 01:39:23,748 | -Are we doing this? -I think so. | -Are we doing this? -I think so. |
1310 | 01:39:23,832 | 01:39:26,209 | Okay, we are? Okay. | Okay, we are? Okay. |
1311 | 01:39:29,880 | 01:39:31,005 | Okay. | Okay. |
1312 | 01:43:31,580 | 01:43:32,580 | Do you like adventure? | Do you like adventure? |
1313 | 01:43:34,666 | 01:43:35,875 | -Adventureland totally rocks. -Adventureland totally rocks. | -Adventureland totally rocks. -Adventureland totally rocks. |
1314 | 01:43:37,794 | 01:43:42,632 | It's perfect for me, my wife, my family. It's great here. This is wonderful. | It's perfect for me, my wife, my family. It's great here. This is wonderful. |
1315 | 01:43:43,634 | 01:43:44,967 | Adventureland is top shelf. | Adventureland is top shelf. |
1316 | 01:43:45,302 | 01:43:46,302 | Adventureland. | Adventureland. |
1317 | 01:43:53,268 | 01:43:54,810 | It's a funtastic time. | It's a funtastic time. |
1318 | 01:43:56,396 | 01:43:57,730 | Adventureland! | Adventureland! |
1319 | 01:43:57,814 | 01:43:59,315 | In Pittsburgh, PA. | In Pittsburgh, PA. |