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1 00:01:03,354 00:01:07,399 Look, I'm going to be paying off these student loans until, like, 2003. Look, I'm going to be paying off these student loans until, like, 2003.
2 00:01:07,484 00:01:09,985 Hey, you want to get out of here? Hey, you want to get out of here?
3 00:01:11,863 00:01:15,532 -What a rager, huh? -Yeah. Yeah. -What a rager, huh? -Yeah. Yeah.
4 00:01:18,620 00:01:21,080 Isn't it weird that all this, Isn't it weird that all this,
5 00:01:21,164 00:01:23,582 this all happened at the end of the semester? this all happened at the end of the semester?
6 00:01:23,666 00:01:25,000 You and me. You and me.
7 00:01:25,835 00:01:27,086 James... James...
8 00:01:29,464 00:01:32,007 I don't think I can see you anymore. I don't think I can see you anymore.
9 00:01:32,467 00:01:35,302 You don't... What do you mean? You don't... What do you mean?
10 00:01:37,806 00:01:38,972 Sorry. Sorry.
11 00:01:45,855 00:01:47,272 Women are mercurial, man. Women are mercurial, man.
12 00:01:47,357 00:01:50,609 -And you did just start dating last week. -It was 11 days ago. -And you did just start dating last week. -It was 11 days ago.
13 00:01:50,693 00:01:52,945 You didn't tell her about the Scarlet V, did you? You didn't tell her about the Scarlet V, did you?
14 00:01:53,029 00:01:55,948 -That has nothing to do with it. -Oh, Christ. Brennan. -That has nothing to do with it. -Oh, Christ. Brennan.
15 00:01:56,032 00:01:58,158 -What? -You did! You promised me! -What? -You did! You promised me!
16 00:01:58,243 00:02:00,119 Look, I don't lie to people who I care about. Look, I don't lie to people who I care about.
17 00:02:00,203 00:02:03,914 Yes, but you could've just left it out of the narrative. You know? Yes, but you could've just left it out of the narrative. You know?
18 00:02:03,998 00:02:05,791 You don't want "virgin" to be your signifier. You don't want "virgin" to be your signifier.
19 00:02:05,875 00:02:07,626 He takes one semiotics class, and I'm supposed to... He takes one semiotics class, and I'm supposed to...
20 00:02:07,710 00:02:08,710 Here, drink up. Here, drink up.
21 00:02:08,795 00:02:14,299 You need to bed down the next lonely, plain-looking, insecure depressive You need to bed down the next lonely, plain-looking, insecure depressive
22 00:02:14,384 00:02:16,677 who throws herself at you and get it over with. who throws herself at you and get it over with.
23 00:02:16,761 00:02:18,637 Look, I know most people have low standards. Look, I know most people have low standards.
24 00:02:18,721 00:02:20,889 I guess I'm... I'm different. I guess I'm... I'm different.
25 00:02:21,432 00:02:26,478 Well, you know what, we'll find you a girl, all right? Well, you know what, we'll find you a girl, all right?
26 00:02:26,563 00:02:29,857 -When we're on the Continent. -Here's to sexually-permissive cultures! -When we're on the Continent. -Here's to sexually-permissive cultures!
27 00:02:29,941 00:02:32,860 Yes! Focus on Europe. Yes! Focus on Europe.
28 00:02:32,944 00:02:35,195 It's going to be a transformative experience. It's going to be a transformative experience.
29 00:02:35,405 00:02:37,322 -To the graduate. -To the graduate. -To the graduate. -To the graduate.
30 00:02:38,741 00:02:40,492 Yeah, so I researched some more youth hostels, Yeah, so I researched some more youth hostels,
31 00:02:40,577 00:02:43,036 and the median cost is just a little higher than I expected, and the median cost is just a little higher than I expected,
32 00:02:43,121 00:02:45,330 about $7.68 more, about $7.68 more,
33 00:02:45,415 00:02:49,293 multiplied by the 42 days is $322.56. multiplied by the 42 days is $322.56.
34 00:02:49,377 00:02:51,336 Bill, do you want to take this? Bill, do you want to take this?
35 00:02:51,421 00:02:54,923 Excuse me, can you get me a refill here? That's an old-fashioned. Excuse me, can you get me a refill here? That's an old-fashioned.
36 00:02:55,008 00:02:57,885 So with the $368 I have from Grandpa's trust fund, So with the $368 I have from Grandpa's trust fund,
37 00:02:57,969 00:03:01,513 plus the $900 you guys are already giving me, thank you, plus the $900 you guys are already giving me, thank you,
38 00:03:01,598 00:03:05,767 I do need an additional $279.11 . I do need an additional $279.11 .
39 00:03:06,186 00:03:09,313 James, we didn't want to spoil your graduation, James, we didn't want to spoil your graduation,
40 00:03:09,397 00:03:15,360 but your father has been transferred to a different department. but your father has been transferred to a different department.
41 00:03:15,653 00:03:19,698 Really? Is that... Is that bad? Really? Is that... Is that bad?
42 00:03:20,742 00:03:24,036 Yes, we're making less, considerably less. Yes, we're making less, considerably less.
43 00:03:24,120 00:03:28,040 Because this trip was my graduation present, so... Because this trip was my graduation present, so...
44 00:03:28,124 00:03:33,545 Sweetie, I am so sorry about this trip, but I'm afraid we just can't afford it. Sweetie, I am so sorry about this trip, but I'm afraid we just can't afford it.
45 00:03:34,547 00:03:37,549 You could still help me with rent next year, right? You could still help me with rent next year, right?
46 00:03:37,634 00:03:39,384 All right, James, you're not listening to me. All right, James, you're not listening to me.
47 00:03:39,469 00:03:43,055 -Here you go, sir. -There we go. Thank you very much. -Here you go, sir. -There we go. Thank you very much.
48 00:03:43,139 00:03:47,726 Listen, here's to you, kiddo. Happy graduation. Listen, here's to you, kiddo. Happy graduation.
49 00:03:47,810 00:03:49,019 Wait. What am I going to do about grad school? Wait. What am I going to do about grad school?
50 00:03:49,103 00:03:50,562 You know, Columbia's holding a spot for me. You know, Columbia's holding a spot for me.
51 00:03:50,647 00:03:53,523 Well, if you end up deciding that's what you want to do, Well, if you end up deciding that's what you want to do,
52 00:03:53,608 00:03:56,777 then obviously you're going to have to get a job. then obviously you're going to have to get a job.
53 00:03:57,362 00:03:58,403 A summerjob? A summerjob?
54 00:03:58,488 00:04:01,031 Summer in Pittsburgh. Summer in Pittsburgh.
55 00:04:01,115 00:04:02,366 -That's fucking harsh. -It's a nightmare. -That's fucking harsh. -It's a nightmare.
56 00:04:02,450 00:04:03,867 They don't like people like me where I'm from. They don't like people like me where I'm from.
57 00:04:03,952 00:04:06,828 You know, we're romantics. I read poetry for pleasure, sometimes. You know, we're romantics. I read poetry for pleasure, sometimes.
58 00:04:06,913 00:04:09,665 Hey, yeah, well, you know what, don't worry about it, all right? Hey, yeah, well, you know what, don't worry about it, all right?
59 00:04:09,749 00:04:13,502 You know, with my dad's connections, we'll get a great deal on an apartment. You know, with my dad's connections, we'll get a great deal on an apartment.
60 00:04:13,586 00:04:17,089 And, hey, I'll float you for the first few months. And, hey, I'll float you for the first few months.
61 00:04:17,173 00:04:18,257 -Yeah? -Yeah. -Yeah? -Yeah.
62 00:04:18,341 00:04:20,842 -Thank you so much, Eric. -Hey, don't worry about it. -Thank you so much, Eric. -Hey, don't worry about it.
63 00:04:20,927 00:04:22,594 What the hell are you doing? Our parents are right over... What the hell are you doing? Our parents are right over...
64 00:04:22,679 00:04:24,888 What, them? They're clueless. What, them? They're clueless.
65 00:04:27,475 00:04:29,601 Fuck, this is good weed. Fuck, this is good weed.
66 00:04:29,686 00:04:32,396 Speaking of which, I just want you to know Speaking of which, I just want you to know
67 00:04:32,480 00:04:35,148 that you'll be with me in spirit this summer. that you'll be with me in spirit this summer.
68 00:04:35,233 00:04:36,316 -Hey, put that away. -Yeah. Take it. -Hey, put that away. -Yeah. Take it.
69 00:04:36,401 00:04:37,442 -No. -Take it. -No. -Take it.
70 00:04:37,527 00:04:38,485 -Take it! -Okay. -Take it! -Okay.
71 00:04:38,569 00:04:42,406 Look, James, I know things suck right now, all right? Look, James, I know things suck right now, all right?
72 00:04:42,490 00:04:43,782 But look at it this way, But look at it this way,
73 00:04:43,866 00:04:46,410 in a few short months, you'll be with me, in a few short months, you'll be with me,
74 00:04:46,494 00:04:50,122 in New York City, the greatest fucking city in the world! in New York City, the greatest fucking city in the world!
75 00:04:50,206 00:04:54,209 Like we always talked about, man. Living the adventure together. Like we always talked about, man. Living the adventure together.
76 00:04:55,044 00:04:58,380 Quit worrying, Brennan. That's what the weed is for. Quit worrying, Brennan. That's what the weed is for.
77 00:05:02,552 00:05:05,137 -Bill, for God's sakes, pay attention. -All right, I'm just trying to drive. -Bill, for God's sakes, pay attention. -All right, I'm just trying to drive.
78 00:06:34,435 00:06:37,270 I really haven't had that many jobs, per se, I really haven't had that many jobs, per se,
79 00:06:37,355 00:06:40,565 but here are my academic records and my extracurricular activities. but here are my academic records and my extracurricular activities.
80 00:06:40,650 00:06:43,860 I wrote for The Gordian Knot, it was a literary journal in college. I wrote for The Gordian Knot, it was a literary journal in college.
81 00:06:43,945 00:06:47,239 And in math, I got 770 on the SATs, And in math, I got 770 on the SATs,
82 00:06:47,323 00:06:49,199 so I assume I'd be good at tabulating checks. so I assume I'd be good at tabulating checks.
83 00:06:49,283 00:06:50,951 These are the only jobs you've ever had? These are the only jobs you've ever had?
84 00:06:51,035 00:06:53,245 No, no, I also spent several years No, no, I also spent several years
85 00:06:53,329 00:06:55,205 taking care of a neighbor's lawn, the Palmieris. taking care of a neighbor's lawn, the Palmieris.
86 00:06:55,289 00:06:56,748 I have their letter of recommendation here. I have their letter of recommendation here.
87 00:06:56,833 00:06:58,917 All right. Fill this out. I'll call you if anything comes up. All right. Fill this out. I'll call you if anything comes up.
88 00:06:59,001 00:07:00,127 Okay. Okay.
89 00:07:02,004 00:07:05,006 No, I've never actually driven an asphalt mixer, per se, No, I've never actually driven an asphalt mixer, per se,
90 00:07:05,091 00:07:07,092 but I did once drive my friend's van to Wisconsin but I did once drive my friend's van to Wisconsin
91 00:07:07,176 00:07:08,760 on a pretty lengthy road trip. on a pretty lengthy road trip.
92 00:07:08,845 00:07:12,597 Yeah, so... Okay, is there any way I can take a lesson... Yeah, so... Okay, is there any way I can take a lesson...
93 00:07:12,682 00:07:14,099 They hung up. They hung up.
94 00:07:14,183 00:07:16,726 What am I supposed to do? I'm not even qualified for manual labor. What am I supposed to do? I'm not even qualified for manual labor.
95 00:07:16,811 00:07:19,354 The only place I know I can get a job is with Frigo. The only place I know I can get a job is with Frigo.
96 00:07:19,439 00:07:21,022 What, at Adventureland? What, at Adventureland?
97 00:07:21,107 00:07:23,817 You got a concussion on the teacup ride there when you were six. You got a concussion on the teacup ride there when you were six.
98 00:07:23,901 00:07:25,944 -You can do better, kiddo. -No, there's nothing. -You can do better, kiddo. -No, there's nothing.
99 00:07:26,028 00:07:28,321 I majored in Comparative Literature and Renaissance Studies. I majored in Comparative Literature and Renaissance Studies.
100 00:07:28,406 00:07:31,408 Unless someone needs help restoring a fresco, I'm screwed. Unless someone needs help restoring a fresco, I'm screwed.
101 00:07:31,492 00:07:33,118 Oh, for God's sake, Bill. Oh, for God's sake, Bill.
102 00:07:38,040 00:07:41,084 -Nad attack! -Frigo, Frigo! Hey, get off of me. -Nad attack! -Frigo, Frigo! Hey, get off of me.
103 00:07:41,169 00:07:43,503 -Brennan, come here. -Frigo, stop. Okay. -Brennan, come here. -Frigo, stop. Okay.
104 00:07:43,588 00:07:46,840 There's the lawn mower, lawn mower, lawn mower! There's the lawn mower, lawn mower, lawn mower!
105 00:07:46,924 00:07:48,633 -Yes! -Frigo. -Yes! -Frigo.
106 00:07:49,010 00:07:50,635 Welcome home, Brennan! Welcome home, Brennan!
107 00:08:00,688 00:08:05,942 Right here, sir! Right here, sir! Have a funtastic time! Right here, sir! Right here, sir! Have a funtastic time!
108 00:08:08,112 00:08:10,530 I don't have much work experience, per se, but... I don't have much work experience, per se, but...
109 00:08:10,615 00:08:12,115 I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
110 00:08:12,575 00:08:16,411 -Paulette? Come in, Paulette? Bobby? -Bobby? -Paulette? Come in, Paulette? Bobby? -Bobby?
111 00:08:17,497 00:08:19,498 -Paulette, come in, Paulette? -Channels. -Paulette, come in, Paulette? -Channels.
112 00:08:19,582 00:08:21,750 -You just... You gotta press it. -Oh, they're gone. -You just... You gotta press it. -Oh, they're gone.
113 00:08:21,834 00:08:23,168 Okay. Okay.
114 00:08:23,252 00:08:25,545 This is James, and he's applying for a games job. This is James, and he's applying for a games job.
115 00:08:25,630 00:08:29,799 Games! Oh, great, good. Let's get you set up. Games! Oh, great, good. Let's get you set up.
116 00:08:29,884 00:08:32,594 Actually, Bobby, I'd prefer a rides job, if it's still open. Actually, Bobby, I'd prefer a rides job, if it's still open.
117 00:08:32,678 00:08:34,012 You look more like a games guy, You look more like a games guy,
118 00:08:34,096 00:08:36,515 plus I've already got out the games application, so... All right? plus I've already got out the games application, so... All right?
119 00:08:36,599 00:08:37,599 Okay. Yeah, no. I just... Okay. Yeah, no. I just...
120 00:08:37,683 00:08:39,392 My name is Bobby. My name is Bobby.
121 00:08:39,477 00:08:44,481 Okay, rules. No freebies, no free turns for your friends, Okay, rules. No freebies, no free turns for your friends,
122 00:08:44,565 00:08:49,611 -no free upgrades, no free food. -So, just nothing is free here. -no free upgrades, no free food. -So, just nothing is free here.
123 00:08:49,695 00:08:50,862 Everybody has to pay for everything. Everybody has to pay for everything.
124 00:08:50,947 00:08:53,198 And more importantly, working in games, And more importantly, working in games,
125 00:08:53,282 00:08:56,201 no one ever wins a giant-ass panda. no one ever wins a giant-ass panda.
126 00:08:56,285 00:08:57,827 Yeah, we don't have that many left. Yeah, we don't have that many left.
127 00:08:57,912 00:08:59,913 Cool? Can you hand me a T-shirt, please? Cool? Can you hand me a T-shirt, please?
128 00:08:59,997 00:09:03,583 Here, I have a resume. I don't know if you still want to take a look at it. Here, I have a resume. I don't know if you still want to take a look at it.
129 00:09:04,585 00:09:05,877 James? Am I pronouncing that right? James? Am I pronouncing that right?
130 00:09:05,962 00:09:07,712 -James? James? -Yeah. -James? James? -Yeah.
131 00:09:08,297 00:09:10,549 Okay, by accepting this T-shirt, you are... Okay, by accepting this T-shirt, you are...
132 00:09:10,633 00:09:11,716 Hired! Hired!
133 00:09:11,801 00:09:13,718 Well, usually I... Well, usually I...
134 00:09:13,803 00:09:15,804 -More of a ceremonial thing, the T-shirt. -Sorry. -More of a ceremonial thing, the T-shirt. -Sorry.
135 00:09:16,639 00:09:19,391 Okay, new guy, let's get this over with. Okay, new guy, let's get this over with.
136 00:09:26,065 00:09:29,317 Here we are at the first of many shitty games. Here we are at the first of many shitty games.
137 00:09:30,027 00:09:33,071 This one is inexplicably called The Flighing Dutchman. This one is inexplicably called The Flighing Dutchman.
138 00:09:33,155 00:09:35,907 Even more inexplicable is how they decided to spell it. Even more inexplicable is how they decided to spell it.
139 00:09:37,285 00:09:38,785 Hey, Jerry. Hey, Jerry.
140 00:09:38,869 00:09:40,829 $1 buys five rings. $1 buys five rings.
141 00:09:40,913 00:09:42,747 If one of the rings lands on one of the red bottles, If one of the rings lands on one of the red bottles,
142 00:09:42,832 00:09:44,958 they win a giant-ass panda. they win a giant-ass panda.
143 00:09:45,710 00:09:48,795 -That is a giant-ass panda. -Yeah, it's the best prize in the park. -That is a giant-ass panda. -Yeah, it's the best prize in the park.
144 00:09:48,879 00:09:51,298 And that's because this game is un-winnable. And that's because this game is un-winnable.
145 00:09:51,382 00:09:54,634 Observe. I'll drop a ring from three inches away. Observe. I'll drop a ring from three inches away.
146 00:09:54,719 00:09:56,636 So nobody ever wins? So nobody ever wins?
147 00:09:56,721 00:09:58,763 If someone wins a giant-ass panda on your watch, If someone wins a giant-ass panda on your watch,
148 00:09:58,848 00:10:01,057 you should just go home because you're fired, okay? you should just go home because you're fired, okay?
149 00:10:01,767 00:10:02,976 So the object of the game So the object of the game
150 00:10:03,060 00:10:05,270 is to knock the hat off the dummy with a softball, is to knock the hat off the dummy with a softball,
151 00:10:05,354 00:10:09,899 except, as you'll see, half the hats are glued on. except, as you'll see, half the hats are glued on.
152 00:10:10,359 00:10:11,860 -Really? -Yeah. -Really? -Yeah.
153 00:10:12,445 00:10:15,447 I mean, we pay little Malaysian kids 10 cents a day to make these toys, I mean, we pay little Malaysian kids 10 cents a day to make these toys,
154 00:10:15,531 00:10:17,240 we can't just give them away. we can't just give them away.
155 00:10:17,575 00:10:20,910 You get a five-minute bathroom break every two hours. You get a five-minute bathroom break every two hours.
156 00:10:20,995 00:10:24,372 I recommend saving a few of those up in case you have to go number two. I recommend saving a few of those up in case you have to go number two.
157 00:10:24,457 00:10:27,083 Brennan, they got you working on games? Brennan, they got you working on games?
158 00:10:27,168 00:10:30,378 What a pussy! You're such a pussy! What a pussy! You're such a pussy!
159 00:10:30,463 00:10:34,549 -You know that demented person? -Yeah. He used to be my best friend. -You know that demented person? -Yeah. He used to be my best friend.
160 00:10:34,634 00:10:35,634 Then I turned four. Then I turned four.
161 00:10:35,926 00:10:37,761 So if you stand directly below the hoop, So if you stand directly below the hoop,
162 00:10:37,845 00:10:40,513 you will see that it's been hammered into an oval shape. you will see that it's been hammered into an oval shape.
163 00:10:40,598 00:10:42,974 But from back there, the suckerjust can't tell. But from back there, the suckerjust can't tell.
164 00:10:43,059 00:10:45,226 Jesus, that's so wrong. Jesus, that's so wrong.
165 00:10:45,728 00:10:48,063 A criminal abuse of the laws of perspective. A criminal abuse of the laws of perspective.
166 00:10:48,147 00:10:49,522 Yeah, well, people are getting ripped off. Yeah, well, people are getting ripped off.
167 00:10:49,607 00:10:51,983 Yeah, yeah, Trotsky, let's get you a booth. Yeah, yeah, Trotsky, let's get you a booth.
168 00:10:52,068 00:10:54,694 So your life must be utter shit, or you wouldn't be here. So your life must be utter shit, or you wouldn't be here.
169 00:10:54,779 00:10:57,322 I was supposed to go to Europe, but my family has money problems. I was supposed to go to Europe, but my family has money problems.
170 00:10:57,406 00:10:59,491 Wait till your parents start making you pay rent. Wait till your parents start making you pay rent.
171 00:10:59,575 00:11:01,493 My dad even makes me pay utilities. My dad even makes me pay utilities.
172 00:11:02,411 00:11:04,162 I don't want... I don't want...
173 00:11:25,768 00:11:27,894 Hey, litterbug! In the clown mouth! Hey, litterbug! In the clown mouth!
174 00:11:30,439 00:11:34,317 Okay, we have a winner. It's the purpIe horse. Okay, we have a winner. It's the purpIe horse.
175 00:11:34,402 00:11:37,821 Green's in second. Yellow's third. Congratulations. Green's in second. Yellow's third. Congratulations.
176 00:11:37,905 00:11:40,824 Here you go. You can have that. Here you go. You can have that.
177 00:11:41,992 00:11:43,660 -Hey, James? -Yeah? -Hey, James? -Yeah?
178 00:11:45,496 00:11:48,039 You think you can maybe, you know, take it up a notch? You think you can maybe, you know, take it up a notch?
179 00:11:48,124 00:11:50,417 Yeah, I know. Maybe I'm not the right guy to run this game. Yeah, I know. Maybe I'm not the right guy to run this game.
180 00:11:50,501 00:11:53,211 I really... I think I should probably be on the rides department. I really... I think I should probably be on the rides department.
181 00:11:53,295 00:11:55,964 No. No, no, no. You're more of a game guy. No. No, no, no. You're more of a game guy.
182 00:11:56,048 00:11:58,591 -No, you're very... You're very gamey. -Yeah. -No, you're very... You're very gamey. -Yeah.
183 00:11:58,676 00:11:59,843 Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay.
184 00:11:59,927 00:12:01,344 Have you ever seen a horse race before? Have you ever seen a horse race before?
185 00:12:01,429 00:12:04,264 Have you ever, like, heard one on the radio? Have you ever, like, heard one on the radio?
186 00:12:04,348 00:12:06,474 Harness racing or, like, the normal kind? Harness racing or, like, the normal kind?
187 00:12:06,559 00:12:09,102 -That's a good question. -It doesn't really matter. -That's a good question. -It doesn't really matter.
188 00:12:09,186 00:12:11,438 Look, the Kentucky Derby. Have you seen the Kentucky Derby? Look, the Kentucky Derby. Have you seen the Kentucky Derby?
189 00:12:11,522 00:12:13,148 The way they announce it on the radio, and it's really... The way they announce it on the radio, and it's really...
190 00:12:13,232 00:12:14,649 Yeah, yeah, yeah. "1 00, 200, 200, going..." Yeah, yeah, yeah. "1 00, 200, 200, going..."
191 00:12:14,734 00:12:16,901 -That's an auction, sweetie. -Right. -That's an auction, sweetie. -Right.
192 00:12:16,986 00:12:19,237 So don't... Yeah, just get into it, you know? So don't... Yeah, just get into it, you know?
193 00:12:19,321 00:12:21,614 Make it a show. Make it a performance. You know what I mean? Make it a show. Make it a performance. You know what I mean?
194 00:12:21,699 00:12:22,907 That's what people come for. That's what people come for.
195 00:12:22,992 00:12:26,161 So, let's take it to a 10. All right, got faith in you, man. So, let's take it to a 10. All right, got faith in you, man.
196 00:12:26,746 00:12:28,079 Thank you. Thank you.
197 00:12:28,164 00:12:30,790 -Take it to a 10. I like that. -Okay. -Take it to a 10. I like that. -Okay.
198 00:12:34,253 00:12:37,922 Ladies and gentlemen, put down your mintjuleps. Ladies and gentlemen, put down your mintjuleps.
199 00:12:38,007 00:12:41,926 Horses are all at the starting gate. Okay, and they're off! Horses are all at the starting gate. Okay, and they're off!
200 00:12:42,011 00:12:43,970 And Red bolts out of the gate, taking an early lead! And Red bolts out of the gate, taking an early lead!
201 00:12:44,054 00:12:45,180 But look out! Here comes Green, But look out! Here comes Green,
202 00:12:45,264 00:12:47,307 issuing a challenge from the outside lane. issuing a challenge from the outside lane.
203 00:12:47,391 00:12:49,017 Green runs well on a muddy track, folks, Green runs well on a muddy track, folks,
204 00:12:49,101 00:12:51,728 so today's conditions give him a slight edge. so today's conditions give him a slight edge.
205 00:12:51,812 00:12:53,229 And Yellow is dead last! And Yellow is dead last!
206 00:12:53,314 00:12:57,066 What a disappointment after Yellow's strong showing at Saratoga last spring. What a disappointment after Yellow's strong showing at Saratoga last spring.
207 00:12:57,151 00:12:58,610 Wait! Look out! Wait a second! Wait! Look out! Wait a second!
208 00:12:58,694 00:13:00,445 Out of nowhere, Orange breaks ahead of the pack, Out of nowhere, Orange breaks ahead of the pack,
209 00:13:00,529 00:13:02,113 and now, in the backstretch, Orange and Green. and now, in the backstretch, Orange and Green.
210 00:13:02,198 00:13:04,449 Orange and Green, and Orange takes it by a nose! Orange and Green, and Orange takes it by a nose!
211 00:13:04,533 00:13:05,867 Green places and Red shows. Green places and Red shows.
212 00:13:05,951 00:13:08,077 Please come to the window to collect your winnings! Please come to the window to collect your winnings!
213 00:13:08,162 00:13:14,083 -What window? There's a window? -No. No, there's not. Here you go. -What window? There's a window? -No. No, there's not. Here you go.
214 00:13:15,920 00:13:17,712 Congratulations, sir. Congratulations, sir.
215 00:13:27,556 00:13:28,556 l'm new. l'm new.
216 00:13:28,891 00:13:33,394 Our original initiative rapidly got all tangled up in the sale of arms. Our original initiative rapidly got all tangled up in the sale of arms.
217 00:13:33,479 00:13:35,563 And the sale of arms got tangled up... And the sale of arms got tangled up...
218 00:13:38,275 00:13:40,318 Hey, why don't you call one of your old friends? Hey, why don't you call one of your old friends?
219 00:13:40,402 00:13:43,488 I heard Danny's back in town. Or Pat? I heard Danny's back in town. Or Pat?
220 00:13:44,448 00:13:47,826 And tell them I work as a carny? No, thank you. And tell them I work as a carny? No, thank you.
221 00:13:49,411 00:13:52,080 -Yo! Guy! -Yeah? -Yo! Guy! -Yeah?
222 00:13:52,164 00:13:53,915 -Give me five. -Okay. -Give me five. -Okay.
223 00:13:56,377 00:14:00,046 Hey, I heard some big fat lady fell off the Paratrooper. Hey, I heard some big fat lady fell off the Paratrooper.
224 00:14:00,130 00:14:02,215 Oh, really? I didn't hear about that. Was she okay? Oh, really? I didn't hear about that. Was she okay?
225 00:14:02,299 00:14:05,927 I don't know. Hey, you know what? Give me 10. I don't know. Hey, you know what? Give me 10.
226 00:14:06,011 00:14:09,264 -Okay. -You know what? Make it 15. -Okay. -You know what? Make it 15.
227 00:14:09,348 00:14:13,977 Yeah, I heard she was this big, fat, slob of a woman, you know? Yeah, I heard she was this big, fat, slob of a woman, you know?
228 00:14:14,061 00:14:17,856 Hey, he won! Check it out! Way to go, Dom! Way to go, Dom! Hey, he won! Check it out! Way to go, Dom! Way to go, Dom!
229 00:14:17,940 00:14:19,774 -We got a winner! -Come on, check it out! -We got a winner! -Come on, check it out!
230 00:14:19,859 00:14:23,778 Okay, sir, actually, I saw you holding him over the bottles. Okay, sir, actually, I saw you holding him over the bottles.
231 00:14:23,863 00:14:24,863 That's cheating. That's cheating.
232 00:14:24,947 00:14:28,074 Oh, no. He won fair-and-square, sir. You know, you gotta give him a prize! Oh, no. He won fair-and-square, sir. You know, you gotta give him a prize!
233 00:14:28,158 00:14:30,910 -Yeah, I saw him throw it! -Hey, thank you, sir. -Yeah, I saw him throw it! -Hey, thank you, sir.
234 00:14:30,995 00:14:36,499 -Guys, hey, fellas, I could lose my job. -This faggot's trying to rip off a kid! -Guys, hey, fellas, I could lose my job. -This faggot's trying to rip off a kid!
235 00:14:38,294 00:14:41,129 Why don't you give the kid a fucking panda. Why don't you give the kid a fucking panda.
236 00:14:43,799 00:14:45,675 Here you go, here's your panda. Here you go, here's your panda.
237 00:14:45,759 00:14:49,637 Yeah, thanks. Here you go, Dom. I mean, he's just a little kid. Yeah, thanks. Here you go, Dom. I mean, he's just a little kid.
238 00:14:51,390 00:14:52,432 Look, am I gonna get in trouble? Look, am I gonna get in trouble?
239 00:14:52,516 00:14:54,809 No one's ever supposed to lose a giant-ass panda. No one's ever supposed to lose a giant-ass panda.
240 00:14:54,894 00:14:58,021 -Is it worth getting knifed over? -No. -Is it worth getting knifed over? -No.
241 00:14:58,105 00:15:02,859 -Hi. I'm James Brennan. I just started. -Em. Nice to meet you. -Hi. I'm James Brennan. I just started. -Em. Nice to meet you.
242 00:15:03,193 00:15:06,738 Sucks you're gonna lose yourjob your second day, James. Sucks you're gonna lose yourjob your second day, James.
243 00:15:07,156 00:15:11,159 No. Shit. I need this job. No. Shit. I need this job.
244 00:15:12,328 00:15:14,787 I'm kidding. You're okay. I'm kidding. You're okay.
245 00:15:14,872 00:15:16,956 I'll tell Bobby you lost the panda at knifepoint. I'll tell Bobby you lost the panda at knifepoint.
246 00:15:17,041 00:15:20,335 Yo, Connell! Rock on! Yo, Connell! Rock on!
247 00:15:24,048 00:15:27,175 -Who's that? -Connell. He's the maintenance guy. -Who's that? -Connell. He's the maintenance guy.
248 00:15:33,182 00:15:35,391 Hey, Joel, is that a pipe? Hey, Joel, is that a pipe?
249 00:15:37,019 00:15:38,144 Yeah, I know. Yeah, I know.
250 00:15:38,228 00:15:41,648 It's a revolting affectation, but it relaxes me. It's a revolting affectation, but it relaxes me.
251 00:15:42,191 00:15:44,692 -Hey, Joel. Hey. -Hi. -Hey, Joel. Hey. -Hi.
252 00:15:45,569 00:15:46,945 You guys want some of this? You guys want some of this?
253 00:15:47,029 00:15:50,114 -I bagged it from Paulette. Cuban rum? -Thanks. -I bagged it from Paulette. Cuban rum? -Thanks.
254 00:15:56,997 00:15:59,123 I think somebody was trying to write "Satan Lives" on that wall, I think somebody was trying to write "Satan Lives" on that wall,
255 00:15:59,208 00:16:01,292 but they spelled it "Satin Lives." but they spelled it "Satin Lives."
256 00:16:01,377 00:16:04,587 One of those textile-worshipping cults, no doubt. One of those textile-worshipping cults, no doubt.
257 00:16:04,672 00:16:06,214 -That's quite funny. -Yeah. -That's quite funny. -Yeah.
258 00:16:06,298 00:16:08,549 Lou Reed? I like the tee, Em. Lou Reed? I like the tee, Em.
259 00:16:08,634 00:16:11,094 You know about Connell and Lou, right? You know about Connell and Lou, right?
260 00:16:11,178 00:16:13,346 No, I don't know about them. No, I don't know about them.
261 00:16:13,430 00:16:14,639 Time out, guys. Time out, guys.
262 00:16:14,723 00:16:16,140 -Guys, he doesn't know the legend. -Oh, my God! -Guys, he doesn't know the legend. -Oh, my God!
263 00:16:16,225 00:16:18,851 -Tell him. -Connell once jammed with Lou Reed. -Tell him. -Connell once jammed with Lou Reed.
264 00:16:18,936 00:16:20,478 -Really? -The historic Lou Reed. -Really? -The historic Lou Reed.
265 00:16:20,562 00:16:23,147 -The Lou Reed. -So Connell's like a real musician? -The Lou Reed. -So Connell's like a real musician?
266 00:16:23,232 00:16:27,068 Yeah, he's got his own band. It's frigging awesome. Yeah, he's got his own band. It's frigging awesome.
267 00:16:27,152 00:16:30,279 -He's gotta get a lot of pussy with it. -He's married, you perv! -He's gotta get a lot of pussy with it. -He's married, you perv!
268 00:16:30,364 00:16:32,615 Nice pipe, Grandpa! Nice pipe, Grandpa!
269 00:16:32,700 00:16:36,244 Oh, my God. That was a whole corn dog! Oh, my God. That was a whole corn dog!
270 00:16:36,745 00:16:39,497 I'm sorry, Joel. My brother is such a douche. I'm sorry, Joel. My brother is such a douche.
271 00:16:39,581 00:16:42,000 Looks like it's us! Let's go, panty stain! Looks like it's us! Let's go, panty stain!
272 00:16:42,084 00:16:45,169 "Panty stain," that's me. Good night, everybody. "Panty stain," that's me. Good night, everybody.
273 00:16:45,754 00:16:47,630 Hey, I could give you a ride, if you want. Hey, I could give you a ride, if you want.
274 00:16:47,715 00:16:50,508 Really? Frigo, I got a ride. Really? Really? Frigo, I got a ride. Really?
275 00:16:50,592 00:16:51,634 -What? -Yeah. -What? -Yeah.
276 00:16:51,719 00:16:53,011 -Thank you so much. I got a ride. -Hey, what? -Thank you so much. I got a ride. -Hey, what?
277 00:16:53,095 00:16:54,929 You can go. Good night. You can go. Good night.
278 00:16:55,014 00:16:56,556 -You got a ride? -Yes. -You got a ride? -Yes.
279 00:16:56,640 00:16:59,767 All right, then. Then why don't you ride this? All right, then. Then why don't you ride this?
280 00:16:59,852 00:17:02,020 -Oh, my God. -Frigo. -Oh, my God. -Frigo.
281 00:17:02,104 00:17:04,355 -All right, I'll see you, Brennan. -What the hell was that? -All right, I'll see you, Brennan. -What the hell was that?
282 00:17:04,440 00:17:06,107 It's just my life. It's just my life.
283 00:17:47,483 00:17:49,650 -Here, have some rum. -Thanks. -Here, have some rum. -Thanks.
284 00:17:49,735 00:17:52,987 Oh, shit. Sorry, my mother. She's very nosy. Oh, shit. Sorry, my mother. She's very nosy.
285 00:17:54,823 00:17:57,867 Yeah, she used to read my journals. I had to start writing them in Italian. Yeah, she used to read my journals. I had to start writing them in Italian.
286 00:17:57,951 00:17:59,827 I took Italian for a year. I went through an opera... I took Italian for a year. I went through an opera...
287 00:17:59,912 00:18:01,537 Okay, she's gone. Okay, she's gone.
288 00:18:03,582 00:18:06,876 So, Joel told me that you're gonna go to Columbia for grad school. So, Joel told me that you're gonna go to Columbia for grad school.
289 00:18:06,960 00:18:11,089 -Yeah. -Wow. I'm at NYU right now. -Yeah. -Wow. I'm at NYU right now.
290 00:18:11,173 00:18:13,132 Oh, really? Oh, that's cool. Oh, really? Oh, that's cool.
291 00:18:13,217 00:18:16,219 Maybe I'll run into you on the streets of NYC. Maybe I'll run into you on the streets of NYC.
292 00:18:17,888 00:18:20,056 -What are you studying? -Journalism. -What are you studying? -Journalism.
293 00:18:20,140 00:18:22,433 Yeah, I want to be, like, a travel essayist. Yeah, I want to be, like, a travel essayist.
294 00:18:22,518 00:18:24,769 But I want to report on the real state of the world. But I want to report on the real state of the world.
295 00:18:24,853 00:18:26,479 You know, like Charles Dickens, You know, like Charles Dickens,
296 00:18:26,563 00:18:28,147 for example, wrote what you might call travel books, for example, wrote what you might call travel books,
297 00:18:28,232 00:18:31,025 but he visited prisons and mental asylums. but he visited prisons and mental asylums.
298 00:18:34,238 00:18:35,446 -That's cool. -Yeah, is it? -That's cool. -Yeah, is it?
299 00:18:35,531 00:18:36,948 -Yeah. -Okay. -Yeah. -Okay.
300 00:18:37,032 00:18:38,616 No, it is, it's... No, it is, it's...
301 00:18:38,700 00:18:41,369 But why do you have to go to grad school for that? But why do you have to go to grad school for that?
302 00:18:42,704 00:18:44,622 No, that's a valid question, No, that's a valid question,
303 00:18:44,706 00:18:48,501 but, actually, journalism is kind of like this old boys' network still. but, actually, journalism is kind of like this old boys' network still.
304 00:18:48,585 00:18:51,921 You need the right connections. It's very Ivy League, very exclusive. You need the right connections. It's very Ivy League, very exclusive.
305 00:18:52,005 00:18:57,218 Stupid. I think my mother would rather I intern at some Fortune 500 company Stupid. I think my mother would rather I intern at some Fortune 500 company
306 00:18:57,302 00:18:59,470 or something like that. or something like that.
307 00:18:59,555 00:19:01,514 -Fuck that, right? -Yeah. -Fuck that, right? -Yeah.
308 00:19:04,059 00:19:05,184 Yeah. Yeah.
309 00:19:06,478 00:19:09,564 I got to go. I have to meet a friend. I got to go. I have to meet a friend.
310 00:19:09,648 00:19:12,358 -Okay. Yeah, thanks for the ride. -Sure. -Okay. Yeah, thanks for the ride. -Sure.
311 00:19:47,436 00:19:50,146 Hey, I heard you jammed with Lou Reed. Hey, I heard you jammed with Lou Reed.
312 00:19:50,230 00:19:53,024 -Don't believe everything you hear. -Okay. -Don't believe everything you hear. -Okay.
313 00:19:54,109 00:19:56,527 I'll tell you about it sometime. I'll tell you about it sometime.
314 00:19:57,279 00:19:59,614 So, where does your band play? So, where does your band play?
315 00:19:59,698 00:20:03,534 Usual shitholes around town. I need better musicians. Usual shitholes around town. I need better musicians.
316 00:20:04,494 00:20:07,205 -I'm starting a new band out in LA. -Los Angeles? -I'm starting a new band out in LA. -Los Angeles?
317 00:20:07,289 00:20:10,374 Yeah. It's going to be cool. Going this winter. Yeah. It's going to be cool. Going this winter.
318 00:20:12,085 00:20:13,586 -Jesus. -Nasty. -Jesus. -Nasty.
319 00:20:14,296 00:20:16,797 You'll get better at avoiding that. You'll get better at avoiding that.
320 00:20:20,802 00:20:25,431 Hey, guys. Party? at my house tonight. My dad's out of town. Hey, guys. Party? at my house tonight. My dad's out of town.
321 00:20:26,850 00:20:30,686 -I'm invited? -Yep, that's why I'm telling you. -I'm invited? -Yep, that's why I'm telling you.
322 00:20:32,314 00:20:34,607 -Connell? -You kiddies have fun. -Connell? -You kiddies have fun.
323 00:20:38,487 00:20:40,154 She's cool, right? She's cool, right?
324 00:20:40,948 00:20:42,406 You're just smearing that around. You're just smearing that around.
325 00:20:44,326 00:20:47,370 Hey, Sue, I'm a virgin at table games, so go easy on me. Hey, Sue, I'm a virgin at table games, so go easy on me.
326 00:20:47,454 00:20:49,997 We're having a ping-pong tournament! We're having a ping-pong tournament!
327 00:20:50,666 00:20:51,749 -Hey. -Hey. -Hey. -Hey.
328 00:20:51,833 00:20:53,042 Nice digs. Nice digs.
329 00:20:53,126 00:20:56,587 Kind of begs the question of why the hell you're working at Adventureland? Kind of begs the question of why the hell you're working at Adventureland?
330 00:20:56,672 00:20:59,340 Well, you know, my dad's a lawyer. Well, you know, my dad's a lawyer.
331 00:20:59,424 00:21:03,094 It's been his life-long dream for his daughter to work at Adventureland. It's been his life-long dream for his daughter to work at Adventureland.
332 00:21:03,178 00:21:06,097 -High hopes. -Also gets me out of the house. -High hopes. -Also gets me out of the house.
333 00:21:06,807 00:21:09,267 So we can drink your parents' booze. It's okay? So we can drink your parents' booze. It's okay?
334 00:21:09,351 00:21:10,810 -Absolutely. -Yes! -Absolutely. -Yes!
335 00:21:10,894 00:21:13,396 -Awesome. -Don't touch me. -Awesome. -Don't touch me.
336 00:21:13,480 00:21:16,565 Hey, I actually brought something for the party?. Hey, I actually brought something for the party?.
337 00:21:20,737 00:21:22,738 -What is that? -It's a joint. -What is that? -It's a joint.
338 00:21:23,282 00:21:24,615 Yeah. Yeah.
339 00:21:25,701 00:21:27,076 Bobby is weird. Bobby is weird.
340 00:21:27,160 00:21:29,287 I had to go back and get the extra employee key for the bathroom, I had to go back and get the extra employee key for the bathroom,
341 00:21:29,371 00:21:31,289 and I went back, I opened the door, and I went back, I opened the door,
342 00:21:31,373 00:21:35,960 and there were all these pictures of him and Paulette, naked. and there were all these pictures of him and Paulette, naked.
343 00:21:39,673 00:21:40,881 What a weirdo. What a weirdo.
344 00:21:42,801 00:21:47,722 Hey, I'm gonna go for a swim. Anybody care to join me? Hey, I'm gonna go for a swim. Anybody care to join me?
345 00:21:52,894 00:21:54,020 Okay. Okay.
346 00:21:58,984 00:22:00,651 Come on. Come on.
347 00:22:00,736 00:22:03,904 Is anybody else coming in here, or is it just us? Is anybody else coming in here, or is it just us?
348 00:22:05,407 00:22:06,782 Yeah, okay. Yeah, okay.
349 00:22:15,334 00:22:18,502 -See, it's not so bad. It's okay. -No, it's okay. -See, it's not so bad. It's okay. -No, it's okay.
350 00:22:26,386 00:22:30,973 -Do you have any more of that pot? -Yeah, at home. Why? -Do you have any more of that pot? -Yeah, at home. Why?
351 00:22:32,267 00:22:34,143 -We should make pot cookies. -Okay. -We should make pot cookies. -Okay.
352 00:22:34,227 00:22:36,729 That would be so fun. Have you done that? That would be so fun. Have you done that?
353 00:22:36,813 00:22:39,857 -I have not. I've had cookies. -All right. -I have not. I've had cookies. -All right.
354 00:22:39,941 00:22:41,984 My connections have all dried up. That's why I'm asking. My connections have all dried up. That's why I'm asking.
355 00:22:42,069 00:22:43,319 Your connections have dried up? Your connections have dried up?
356 00:22:43,403 00:22:45,279 What, you think, I have ties to the underworld or something? What, you think, I have ties to the underworld or something?
357 00:22:45,364 00:22:46,489 I have five joints. I have five joints.
358 00:22:46,740 00:22:48,699 You think I can, like, put a hit out on somebody? You think I can, like, put a hit out on somebody?
359 00:22:48,784 00:22:49,784 -Yeah. -Yeah. -Yeah. -Yeah.
360 00:22:58,251 00:22:59,627 Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
361 00:23:00,879 00:23:05,466 I got you. I got the door. It's only three feet, so I can handle it. I got you. I got the door. It's only three feet, so I can handle it.
362 00:23:06,134 00:23:07,259 Okay. Okay.
363 00:23:12,224 00:23:13,265 -I'm gonna get a drink. -Okay. -I'm gonna get a drink. -Okay.
364 00:23:13,350 00:23:14,809 You want one? You want one?
365 00:23:23,235 00:23:24,735 -Coming? -Yeah. -Coming? -Yeah.
366 00:23:29,032 00:23:31,158 Yeah, I'll meet you inside. Yeah, I'll meet you inside.
367 00:23:32,369 00:23:33,911 -Okay. -I'll meet you inside. -Okay. -I'll meet you inside.
368 00:23:33,995 00:23:35,413 -Okay. -Okay. -Okay. -Okay.
369 00:23:37,165 00:23:38,374 Shit. Shit.
370 00:23:41,336 00:23:45,381 Boner! You got a boner! Brennan's got a boner! Boner! You got a boner! Brennan's got a boner!
371 00:23:46,591 00:23:47,633 Yeah! Yeah!
372 00:23:52,681 00:23:53,681 Thanks. Thanks.
373 00:23:53,932 00:23:57,643 I like your records. Eno, Replacements, Big Star. I like your records. Eno, Replacements, Big Star.
374 00:23:57,727 00:24:02,022 Hey, give me your underwear. I'll throw them in the dryer for you. Hey, give me your underwear. I'll throw them in the dryer for you.
375 00:24:03,191 00:24:05,526 -I promise you'll get them back. -Yeah. -I promise you'll get them back. -Yeah.
376 00:24:10,699 00:24:11,991 Thank you. Thank you.
377 00:24:22,127 00:24:25,004 -Who's that? -It's my stepmom. -Who's that? -It's my stepmom.
378 00:24:28,633 00:24:31,427 I don't think there's any pictures of my mom in here. I don't think there's any pictures of my mom in here.
379 00:24:31,511 00:24:36,056 -She died two years ago. -Really? I'm sorry. -She died two years ago. -Really? I'm sorry.
380 00:24:37,726 00:24:40,561 My dad remarried last year. That's Francy. My dad remarried last year. That's Francy.
381 00:24:41,646 00:24:43,981 You see that unholy abomination on her head? You see that unholy abomination on her head?
382 00:24:44,065 00:24:45,483 -Yeah. -It's a wig. -Yeah. -It's a wig.
383 00:24:45,567 00:24:46,734 Is it? Is it?
384 00:24:48,278 00:24:52,490 She had, like, a nervous breakdown when her first husband divorced her. She had, like, a nervous breakdown when her first husband divorced her.
385 00:24:52,574 00:24:54,325 Lost all her hair. Lost all her hair.
386 00:24:54,409 00:24:58,120 I would feel bad if she wasn't such a status-obsessed witch. I would feel bad if she wasn't such a status-obsessed witch.
387 00:25:01,875 00:25:05,085 -I'm buzzed. You? -Yeah, kind of. -I'm buzzed. You? -Yeah, kind of.
388 00:25:18,725 00:25:20,935 -What was that? -What was what? -What was that? -What was what?
389 00:25:21,770 00:25:23,437 I'm gonna go... You want to go see what they're doing? I'm gonna go... You want to go see what they're doing?
390 00:25:23,522 00:25:24,605 Yes. Yes.
391 00:25:29,486 00:25:32,363 I think I drank, like, a whole bottle of vodka. I think I drank, like, a whole bottle of vodka.
392 00:25:32,447 00:25:34,865 You were drinking vermouth the whole night, it's disgusting. You were drinking vermouth the whole night, it's disgusting.
393 00:25:34,950 00:25:37,034 Yeah, it's a type of vodka. Yeah, it's a type of vodka.
394 00:25:39,955 00:25:44,041 You okay? Frigo? What are you doing? You okay? Frigo? What are you doing?
395 00:25:44,125 00:25:46,252 Okay, good night! Okay, good night!
396 00:25:54,261 00:25:55,427 Hello? Hello?
397 00:25:57,514 00:26:02,059 Hey. No, actually, the party? broke up pretty early. Hey. No, actually, the party? broke up pretty early.
398 00:26:11,736 00:26:13,153 I'm in here. I'm in here.
399 00:26:29,713 00:26:33,841 -So we have, like, five minutes? -No. -So we have, like, five minutes? -No.
400 00:26:38,888 00:26:41,974 There's not much point in wasting time, though. There's not much point in wasting time, though.
401 00:27:25,852 00:27:27,978 Lisa P. is back! Lisa P. is back!
402 00:27:28,063 00:27:30,272 -Lisa P. is back! -Lisa P.? Did you hear that? -Lisa P. is back! -Lisa P.? Did you hear that?
403 00:27:30,357 00:27:33,484 Lisa P. is back! Lisa P. is back! Lisa P. is back! Lisa P. is back!
404 00:27:34,903 00:27:37,613 -Brennan, Brennan, Lisa P. is back! -Yeah? Who's Lisa P.? -Brennan, Brennan, Lisa P. is back! -Yeah? Who's Lisa P.?
405 00:27:37,697 00:27:41,825 -Holy mother of crap! "Who's Lisa P.?" -That's Lisa P. -Holy mother of crap! "Who's Lisa P.?" -That's Lisa P.
406 00:28:08,603 00:28:11,980 Oh, my God, look at the shape of her ass. Oh, my God, look at the shape of her ass.
407 00:28:12,065 00:28:15,192 It's a platonic ideal. That ass is a higher truth. It's a platonic ideal. That ass is a higher truth.
408 00:28:15,276 00:28:19,863 Look, look at that little portal of light, just below her crotch, Look, look at that little portal of light, just below her crotch,
409 00:28:19,948 00:28:21,657 right where the thigh meets the pudendum. right where the thigh meets the pudendum.
410 00:28:21,741 00:28:24,201 The pudendum? Are you pre-med? The pudendum? Are you pre-med?
411 00:28:24,285 00:28:27,746 I'm telling you, man, I've had dreams about that diamond-shape portal. I'm telling you, man, I've had dreams about that diamond-shape portal.
412 00:28:27,831 00:28:29,540 She's coming over here, man. Be cool. She's coming over here, man. Be cool.
413 00:28:29,624 00:28:31,834 Okay, I'll try to hold it together. Okay, I'll try to hold it together.
414 00:28:31,918 00:28:34,545 -Hey, Lisa. Hey, Kelly. -Hey, Joel. -Hey, Lisa. Hey, Kelly. -Hey, Joel.
415 00:28:34,629 00:28:37,047 So, I didn't expect you to be back here. So, I didn't expect you to be back here.
416 00:28:37,132 00:28:39,967 Oh, man, I had my whole summer, like, mapped out. Oh, man, I had my whole summer, like, mapped out.
417 00:28:40,051 00:28:43,053 Laying out by the pool by day, dancing by night. Laying out by the pool by day, dancing by night.
418 00:28:43,138 00:28:48,058 But my dad got injured on the job, and he's laid up, so I got to help out. But my dad got injured on the job, and he's laid up, so I got to help out.
419 00:28:48,143 00:28:50,853 Sorry to hear that. My mom has shingles. Sorry to hear that. My mom has shingles.
420 00:28:53,606 00:28:56,233 Well, I gotta go run the Musik-Express. Well, I gotta go run the Musik-Express.
421 00:28:56,317 00:29:00,404 I don't want Paulette bitching me out on my first day. I don't want Paulette bitching me out on my first day.
422 00:29:00,488 00:29:02,573 -I'm Lisa. -James. -I'm Lisa. -James.
423 00:29:02,657 00:29:05,826 I heard you lost a giant-ass panda at knifepoint. I heard you lost a giant-ass panda at knifepoint.
424 00:29:05,910 00:29:09,329 Did you? I guess my legend precedes me. Did you? I guess my legend precedes me.
425 00:29:09,414 00:29:12,750 -What? -It was nice to meet you. -What? -It was nice to meet you.
426 00:29:12,834 00:29:15,002 Nice to meet you, too, James. Nice to meet you, too, James.
427 00:29:16,004 00:29:17,796 Bye, Lisa. Bye, Kelly. Bye, Lisa. Bye, Kelly.
428 00:29:19,257 00:29:21,925 A little more than 40% of these fish are dead. A little more than 40% of these fish are dead.
429 00:29:22,010 00:29:23,802 I am amazed at how tiny my paycheck is, I am amazed at how tiny my paycheck is,
430 00:29:23,887 00:29:25,429 after working doubles. after working doubles.
431 00:29:25,513 00:29:28,849 Well, we are doing the work of pathetic, lazy morons. Well, we are doing the work of pathetic, lazy morons.
432 00:29:30,351 00:29:33,020 Jesus fucking Christ, they play this song, like, 20 times a day. Jesus fucking Christ, they play this song, like, 20 times a day.
433 00:29:33,104 00:29:36,106 Fucking sadists. Fucking sadists! Fucking sadists. Fucking sadists!
434 00:29:40,361 00:29:41,862 Hey. Hey.
435 00:29:41,946 00:29:43,947 -Hey. -Hey, I made you a tape. -Hey. -Hey, I made you a tape.
436 00:29:44,032 00:29:45,324 These are my favorite bummer songs. These are my favorite bummer songs.
437 00:29:45,408 00:29:47,826 They're truly miserable, pit-of-despair type songs. They're truly miserable, pit-of-despair type songs.
438 00:29:47,911 00:29:49,411 -I think you'll love it. -Cool. -I think you'll love it. -Cool.
439 00:29:49,496 00:29:51,789 Yeah. Hey, you want to get a drink or something? Yeah. Hey, you want to get a drink or something?
440 00:29:51,873 00:29:52,956 Sure. Sure.
441 00:30:23,988 00:30:28,992 -Hey, I feel like I should tell you. -Tell me what? -Hey, I feel like I should tell you. -Tell me what?
442 00:30:30,411 00:30:33,747 Yeah. I had my heart broken recently. Yeah. I had my heart broken recently.
443 00:30:34,916 00:30:38,669 Is that... I don't know, I just thought I should tell you. Is that... I don't know, I just thought I should tell you.
444 00:30:38,753 00:30:40,796 -That sucks. -Yeah. -That sucks. -Yeah.
445 00:30:40,880 00:30:43,674 -Who broke your heart? -A girl at school. -Who broke your heart? -A girl at school.
446 00:30:43,758 00:30:47,052 Yeah, it's typical. I actually... I think there was... Yeah, it's typical. I actually... I think there was...
447 00:30:47,136 00:30:48,136 I think there was something there. I think there was something there.
448 00:30:48,221 00:30:49,847 I think that we actually had, like, potential. I think that we actually had, like, potential.
449 00:30:49,931 00:30:52,850 I don't know. I think she was afraid. I don't know. I think she was afraid.
450 00:30:54,394 00:30:55,352 Afraid of what? Afraid of what?
451 00:30:55,436 00:30:57,896 I don't know. Afraid of it being good or something. I don't know. Afraid of it being good or something.
452 00:30:57,981 00:30:59,606 Was the sex good? Was the sex good?
453 00:31:00,775 00:31:02,734 She was very sexy. She was very sexy.
454 00:31:02,819 00:31:05,153 You've been with a lot of girls? You've been with a lot of girls?
455 00:31:06,072 00:31:10,534 Yep. Are we talking about, like, intercourse specifically? Yep. Are we talking about, like, intercourse specifically?
456 00:31:12,120 00:31:13,787 -Yeah. -Yeah, yeah. -Yeah. -Yeah, yeah.
457 00:31:14,956 00:31:16,206 No, in that case, No, in that case,
458 00:31:16,291 00:31:18,709 there were actually a few times that I... there were actually a few times that I...
459 00:31:18,793 00:31:20,043 Yeah, a few times I could've done that. Yeah, a few times I could've done that.
460 00:31:20,128 00:31:22,963 But it wasn't... It wasn't exactly right. But it wasn't... It wasn't exactly right.
461 00:31:23,047 00:31:26,049 Wait, so you're telling me you're a virgin? Wait, so you're telling me you're a virgin?
462 00:31:26,134 00:31:28,886 -There were circumstances... -Oh, my God! -There were circumstances... -Oh, my God!
463 00:31:28,970 00:31:30,178 -Oh, my God. -No, I went... -Oh, my God. -No, I went...
464 00:31:30,263 00:31:34,683 Okay, all right, for example, junior year, I was dating this girl, Betsy Cooke. Okay, all right, for example, junior year, I was dating this girl, Betsy Cooke.
465 00:31:34,767 00:31:38,854 Betsy was kind of, like... She was kind of a prude, actually. Betsy was kind of, like... She was kind of a prude, actually.
466 00:31:38,938 00:31:41,106 Anyway, one day, I was reading Shakespeare, Anyway, one day, I was reading Shakespeare,
467 00:31:41,190 00:31:46,445 and I realized I don't really love this person. You know? and I realized I don't really love this person. You know?
468 00:31:46,529 00:31:48,947 It was one of the sonnets. It was one of the sonnets.
469 00:31:49,032 00:31:51,116 "Being your slave, what should I do "Being your slave, what should I do
470 00:31:51,200 00:31:54,912 "but tend upon the hours and times of your desires?" "but tend upon the hours and times of your desires?"
471 00:31:54,996 00:32:00,042 And I realized I don't want to tend to Betsy's hours or her times. And I realized I don't want to tend to Betsy's hours or her times.
472 00:32:00,126 00:32:01,501 All right, that doesn't matter. All right, that doesn't matter.
473 00:32:01,586 00:32:04,713 Anyway, I drove to Betsy's house, and I was literally about to tell her, Anyway, I drove to Betsy's house, and I was literally about to tell her,
474 00:32:04,797 00:32:06,715 and that's the night she said she wanted to have sex. and that's the night she said she wanted to have sex.
475 00:32:06,799 00:32:09,676 Can you believe it? It was the same... You know, it was the same night, so... Can you believe it? It was the same... You know, it was the same night, so...
476 00:32:09,761 00:32:12,304 And you didn't just fuck her anyway? And you didn't just fuck her anyway?
477 00:32:15,350 00:32:16,350 No. No.
478 00:32:18,519 00:32:23,774 So what about you and intercourse? So what about you and intercourse?
479 00:32:23,858 00:32:26,985 -Can you stop saying "intercourse"? -Sure, sure. -Can you stop saying "intercourse"? -Sure, sure.
480 00:32:28,071 00:32:29,613 I don't know. There were guys in high school, I don't know. There were guys in high school,
481 00:32:29,697 00:32:32,366 and then, like, there were other ones. and then, like, there were other ones.
482 00:32:33,284 00:32:36,954 -Were you in love with any of them? -No. Hell no. -Were you in love with any of them? -No. Hell no.
483 00:32:37,872 00:32:38,872 Got you. Got you.
484 00:32:40,375 00:32:42,960 Oh, hey, it's Connell. Hey, Connell! Oh, hey, it's Connell. Hey, Connell!
485 00:32:43,044 00:32:44,962 -Jimbo. -Hey, you know this place? -Jimbo. -Hey, you know this place?
486 00:32:45,046 00:32:48,340 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Everybody knows this is my joint. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Everybody knows this is my joint.
487 00:32:50,218 00:32:51,802 These guys work at the park. This is Ronnie. These guys work at the park. This is Ronnie.
488 00:32:51,886 00:32:53,804 Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you.
489 00:32:53,888 00:32:55,597 -Hi. -Hey. -Hi. -Hey.
490 00:32:55,682 00:32:58,141 We're gonna go meet some friends in the back. We're gonna go meet some friends in the back.
491 00:32:58,226 00:32:59,309 Cool. Cool.
492 00:33:00,979 00:33:03,355 Do it! My nephew! Do it! My nephew!
493 00:33:08,820 00:33:11,154 Is that Connell's wife? She's, like, really pretty. Is that Connell's wife? She's, like, really pretty.
494 00:33:11,239 00:33:12,698 Yeah, she is. Yeah, she is.
495 00:33:12,907 00:33:16,076 She works at that lame disco, Razzmatazz. She works at that lame disco, Razzmatazz.
496 00:33:17,870 00:33:20,747 -It's kind of sad. -Oh, yeah? I've never been there. -It's kind of sad. -Oh, yeah? I've never been there.
497 00:33:20,832 00:33:25,085 No, I mean their marriage is sad. He didn't want it. Now he's trapped. No, I mean their marriage is sad. He didn't want it. Now he's trapped.
498 00:33:31,384 00:33:34,594 Are you sure you want to go? The band is really awful. Are you sure you want to go? The band is really awful.
499 00:33:34,679 00:33:37,222 -Yeah, I just needed some air. -Okay. -Yeah, I just needed some air. -Okay.
500 00:34:33,821 00:34:37,908 -Hey, can we go somewhere? -Yeah. -Hey, can we go somewhere? -Yeah.
501 00:35:04,602 00:35:05,685 Hey. Hey.
502 00:35:28,000 00:35:30,627 -You made out with her? -Yeah. Yeah, I just kissed her. -You made out with her? -Yeah. Yeah, I just kissed her.
503 00:35:30,711 00:35:33,880 I don't know what came over me. It was incredible. I don't know what came over me. It was incredible.
504 00:35:34,382 00:35:38,051 Cool, man. How was that? Cool, man. How was that?
505 00:35:39,345 00:35:43,223 Fantastic. Joel, she's like... She's, like, perfect, you know? Fantastic. Joel, she's like... She's, like, perfect, you know?
506 00:35:43,766 00:35:45,851 -Good for you, man. -Yeah. -Good for you, man. -Yeah.
507 00:35:45,935 00:35:47,853 I got to open my booth. I got to open my booth.
508 00:36:00,741 00:36:02,492 Hey, do you have an ice-pick I can jam into my ears? Hey, do you have an ice-pick I can jam into my ears?
509 00:36:02,577 00:36:04,202 I can't listen to this song again. I can't listen to this song again.
510 00:36:04,287 00:36:08,623 I don't, but I have this. I don't, but I have this.
511 00:36:10,418 00:36:12,794 -Be cool with that. -Okay. Thanks. -Be cool with that. -Okay. Thanks.
512 00:36:16,257 00:36:20,010 -Were you on a date last night? -I wouldn't call it a date. -Were you on a date last night? -I wouldn't call it a date.
513 00:36:20,094 00:36:21,511 Not into Em? Not into Em?
514 00:36:22,763 00:36:24,723 No, she's great. She's great. I just... No, she's great. She's great. I just...
515 00:36:24,807 00:36:26,016 I don't know if I'm ready for a girlfriend yet. I don't know if I'm ready for a girlfriend yet.
516 00:36:26,100 00:36:28,852 I'm kind of getting over a broken heart. I'm kind of getting over a broken heart.
517 00:36:29,103 00:36:32,981 -I hope you didn't tell her that. -Why? -I hope you didn't tell her that. -Why?
518 00:36:34,942 00:36:37,194 You told her that, didn't you? You told her that, didn't you?
519 00:36:37,278 00:36:40,322 James, no girl wants to hear about some other chick you're hard up for. James, no girl wants to hear about some other chick you're hard up for.
520 00:36:40,406 00:36:43,658 -Right. They don't? -They don't. -Right. They don't? -They don't.
521 00:36:43,743 00:36:46,620 Look, I'm not saying never be vulnerable with a girl. Look, I'm not saying never be vulnerable with a girl.
522 00:36:46,704 00:36:49,623 I'm just saying don't play that card first. I'm just saying don't play that card first.
523 00:36:50,791 00:36:53,627 Wait, it's a card? Like a card? Wait, it's a card? Like a card?
524 00:36:54,378 00:36:58,340 There's a science to it. You're probably pretty good at science. There's a science to it. You're probably pretty good at science.
525 00:36:59,008 00:37:01,176 -That works now. -Yeah. Okay. -That works now. -Yeah. Okay.
526 00:37:02,428 00:37:06,223 Okay, observe. Two options. Okay, observe. Two options.
527 00:37:06,641 00:37:09,851 I can play it safe, pick them off from back here, I can play it safe, pick them off from back here,
528 00:37:09,936 00:37:13,396 or I can rush into the breach, guns a-blazing. or I can rush into the breach, guns a-blazing.
529 00:37:13,481 00:37:16,942 Make a run right at the cortex, and bombs away. Make a run right at the cortex, and bombs away.
530 00:37:20,905 00:37:23,740 Fortune favors the bold. Virgil said that. Fortune favors the bold. Virgil said that.
531 00:37:23,824 00:37:28,203 I'm sure Virgil had Bionic Mutant in mind. I'm gonna go punch out. I'm sure Virgil had Bionic Mutant in mind. I'm gonna go punch out.
532 00:37:28,287 00:37:30,914 -All right, bye. -Your turn, man. -All right, bye. -Your turn, man.
533 00:37:30,998 00:37:32,999 Okay, but I'm probably not gonna be very good at this. Okay, but I'm probably not gonna be very good at this.
534 00:37:36,170 00:37:38,129 -Hey. -Hey. -Hey. -Hey.
535 00:37:38,381 00:37:40,840 I really want to see you tonight. I really want to see you tonight.
536 00:37:40,925 00:37:43,093 -Tonight? -Yeah. -Tonight? -Yeah.
537 00:37:43,177 00:37:45,804 Unless you got something else going on. Unless you got something else going on.
538 00:37:47,348 00:37:49,349 You're doing really good. You're doing really good.
539 00:37:50,393 00:37:53,103 I jump when he jumps just instinctively. I jump when he jumps just instinctively.
540 00:37:53,187 00:37:56,940 Where? Where do you wanna go? Not the backseat of your car. Where? Where do you wanna go? Not the backseat of your car.
541 00:37:57,024 00:37:58,900 We can go to my mom's. We can go to my mom's.
542 00:38:05,283 00:38:07,367 -Hey, James? -Yeah? -Hey, James? -Yeah?
543 00:38:10,037 00:38:12,872 Whoa, bonus round. Kudos. Whoa, bonus round. Kudos.
544 00:38:15,001 00:38:17,377 I heard you might have some weed. I heard you might have some weed.
545 00:38:17,753 00:38:20,880 Yeah, I have a stash. Why, you like the ganja? Yeah, I have a stash. Why, you like the ganja?
546 00:38:23,175 00:38:24,467 Sometimes. Sometimes.
547 00:38:26,554 00:38:27,637 Beer? Beer?
548 00:38:29,598 00:38:32,392 -Got anything stronger? -Yeah. -Got anything stronger? -Yeah.
549 00:38:39,066 00:38:40,150 So what excuse do you give your mother So what excuse do you give your mother
550 00:38:40,234 00:38:42,402 for coming down here so late? for coming down here so late?
551 00:38:43,904 00:38:46,740 Gotta pump some midnight iron? Gotta pump some midnight iron?
552 00:38:46,824 00:38:51,161 Sometimes I come here to practice. Give Ronnie a break. Sometimes I come here to practice. Give Ronnie a break.
553 00:38:53,789 00:38:56,958 You still hot for your wife? What's the sex like? You still hot for your wife? What's the sex like?
554 00:38:58,252 00:39:01,046 Why? Why would you... Why would you say that? Why? Why would you... Why would you say that?
555 00:39:01,130 00:39:04,924 -Don't be mean. -Jeez, you're sensitive. -Don't be mean. -Jeez, you're sensitive.
556 00:39:05,009 00:39:09,763 No, I'm serious. When we're together, we're good to each other. No, I'm serious. When we're together, we're good to each other.
557 00:39:11,474 00:39:13,141 Let's not ruin it. Let's not ruin it.
558 00:39:15,394 00:39:16,478 Okay. Okay.
559 00:39:21,108 00:39:22,859 So, how's your dad? So, how's your dad?
560 00:39:24,236 00:39:27,113 Since he can't work, he's been so fucked up. Since he can't work, he's been so fucked up.
561 00:39:27,907 00:39:32,369 Yeah. Stays in bed a lot. Won't see anyone. Yeah. Stays in bed a lot. Won't see anyone.
562 00:39:33,454 00:39:36,289 -Men are prideful creatures. -Exactly. -Men are prideful creatures. -Exactly.
563 00:39:41,253 00:39:43,129 Do you believe in God? Do you believe in God?
564 00:39:45,091 00:39:48,843 Wow, theology doesn't come up a lot around here. Wow, theology doesn't come up a lot around here.
565 00:39:48,928 00:39:51,221 Yeah, but you see someone you love in pain, Yeah, but you see someone you love in pain,
566 00:39:51,305 00:39:52,889 you sort of think about that kind of stuff. you sort of think about that kind of stuff.
567 00:39:52,973 00:39:54,641 I believe in love. I believe in love.
568 00:39:57,645 00:40:00,230 I mean, I think that love is very transferable, I mean, I think that love is very transferable,
569 00:40:00,314 00:40:02,732 I mean, transformable. I mean, transformable.
570 00:40:02,817 00:40:06,027 I think that love makes things transform together. I think that love makes things transform together.
571 00:40:08,781 00:40:10,407 I'm majorly high. I'm majorly high.
572 00:40:11,075 00:40:13,952 Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Yeah, me, too. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Yeah, me, too.
573 00:40:16,205 00:40:17,497 I'm having dinner with my parents. I'm having dinner with my parents.
574 00:40:21,752 00:40:23,253 Somebody's hungry. Somebody's hungry.
575 00:40:23,337 00:40:26,256 James, I read that Pitt has some journalism courses. James, I read that Pitt has some journalism courses.
576 00:40:26,340 00:40:28,383 -Is that so? -Oh, yeah? -Is that so? -Oh, yeah?
577 00:40:30,845 00:40:32,971 Yeah, I was just thinking that, Yeah, I was just thinking that,
578 00:40:33,055 00:40:34,889 you know, it might make fiscal sense for you you know, it might make fiscal sense for you
579 00:40:34,974 00:40:38,184 to stay close to home for a while. to stay close to home for a while.
580 00:40:38,269 00:40:42,105 And they have these broadcasting internships on Mister Rogers'. And they have these broadcasting internships on Mister Rogers'.
581 00:40:42,189 00:40:45,817 I get to intern on a kids' show with marionettes. I get to intern on a kids' show with marionettes.
582 00:40:45,901 00:40:48,361 Mom, I thought you wanted me to go to an Ivy League school, Mom, I thought you wanted me to go to an Ivy League school,
583 00:40:48,446 00:40:49,737 like the one I've been accepted to. like the one I've been accepted to.
584 00:40:49,822 00:40:52,532 I am... I am just trying to be pragmatic. I am... I am just trying to be pragmatic.
585 00:40:52,616 00:40:57,704 They're hand puppets, not marionettes, on Mister Rogers'. They're hand puppets, not marionettes, on Mister Rogers'.
586 00:40:58,622 00:41:01,875 You know, like, "Royal greetings, I am King Friday." You know, like, "Royal greetings, I am King Friday."
587 00:41:03,127 00:41:06,963 -That's a terrible impression. -James, what is wrong with you? -That's a terrible impression. -James, what is wrong with you?
588 00:41:07,298 00:41:13,136 We, the people, in order to have a more perfect union, say, "Let's party!" We, the people, in order to have a more perfect union, say, "Let's party!"
589 00:41:13,220 00:41:16,556 Hey! Jugglers, fireworks! Hey! Jugglers, fireworks!
590 00:41:16,640 00:41:20,477 Mr. Fabulous' lncredible Performing Canines tonight! Mr. Fabulous' lncredible Performing Canines tonight!
591 00:41:20,561 00:41:23,897 Hey, kid. In the clown mouth. Come on. Hey, kid. In the clown mouth. Come on.
592 00:41:23,981 00:41:26,483 -Be a pal. Thanks, buddy. -Eat it! -Be a pal. Thanks, buddy. -Eat it!
593 00:41:27,109 00:41:28,860 Son of a bitch! Son of a bitch!
594 00:41:29,904 00:41:31,529 Get him! Get him! Get him! Get him!
595 00:41:32,573 00:41:34,449 -Come here. -Be careful. -Come here. -Be careful.
596 00:41:36,619 00:41:38,161 All right! Hey! All right! Hey!
597 00:41:40,122 00:41:41,289 Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
598 00:41:41,582 00:41:44,792 I don't even celebrate July 4th, you know? I celebrate Bastille Day. I don't even celebrate July 4th, you know? I celebrate Bastille Day.
599 00:41:45,669 00:41:48,129 That's why Bastille Day is gonna be a blast for me. That's why Bastille Day is gonna be a blast for me.
600 00:42:40,891 00:42:43,059 -Park's closed, Em. -Yeah. -Park's closed, Em. -Yeah.
601 00:42:43,143 00:42:45,770 -Rich, you scared the hell out of us. -Rich, it's me, James. -Rich, you scared the hell out of us. -Rich, it's me, James.
602 00:42:45,854 00:42:48,398 -Park's closed, James. -Okay, we'll leave soon, okay? -Park's closed, James. -Okay, we'll leave soon, okay?
603 00:42:48,482 00:42:50,108 Better leave now. The park's closed. Better leave now. The park's closed.
604 00:42:50,192 00:42:52,318 -All right, we better leave now. -Okay. Here we go. -All right, we better leave now. -Okay. Here we go.
605 00:42:52,403 00:42:54,153 Okay. Thanks, Rich. Okay. Thanks, Rich.
606 00:43:07,334 00:43:09,502 I think you're so beautiful. I think you're so beautiful.
607 00:43:10,671 00:43:11,921 Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck.
608 00:43:16,510 00:43:20,263 -Hey, kids! -Hey, hey. Hey, what's going on? -Hey, kids! -Hey, hey. Hey, what's going on?
609 00:43:20,347 00:43:23,808 -It's my friend James, Dad. -Hi. Nice to meet you, sir. -It's my friend James, Dad. -Hi. Nice to meet you, sir.
610 00:43:26,145 00:43:28,438 -Nice to meet you, James. -You, too. -Nice to meet you, James. -You, too.
611 00:43:28,522 00:43:31,858 -Hi, James. Nice to meet you. -Nice to meet you. -Hi, James. Nice to meet you. -Nice to meet you.
612 00:43:32,693 00:43:35,862 Well, I'm gonna go do some work before bed. Well, I'm gonna go do some work before bed.
613 00:43:37,489 00:43:38,823 -Good night. -Good night. -Good night. -Good night.
614 00:43:38,907 00:43:41,451 -Good night. -Good night, party? pooper. -Good night. -Good night, party? pooper.
615 00:43:44,204 00:43:47,999 So, it was a lovely party? at the Melnicks'. So, it was a lovely party? at the Melnicks'.
616 00:43:48,083 00:43:50,376 And, you know, their daughter Lori is lovely. And, you know, their daughter Lori is lovely.
617 00:43:50,461 00:43:54,047 Now, she said you two used to be best friends. Now, she said you two used to be best friends.
618 00:43:54,131 00:43:57,216 She used to sleep over in, like, junior high. She used to sleep over in, like, junior high.
619 00:43:57,551 00:44:01,012 Did you know that she is at law school at Northwestern? Did you know that she is at law school at Northwestern?
620 00:44:03,807 00:44:06,267 Lori Melnick, Lori Melnick,
621 00:44:06,352 00:44:09,145 she once violated our cat Gypsy with a ballpoint pen. she once violated our cat Gypsy with a ballpoint pen.
622 00:44:09,229 00:44:12,315 All right, Emily! That's enough, young lady. All right, Emily! That's enough, young lady.
623 00:44:14,068 00:44:15,568 See you later. See you later.
624 00:44:16,487 00:44:17,862 Sy. Sy.
625 00:44:27,164 00:44:30,083 I can't believe my dad wants to be with that. I can't believe my dad wants to be with that.
626 00:44:35,422 00:44:36,714 Do you want to hear something fucked up? Do you want to hear something fucked up?
627 00:44:36,799 00:44:37,924 What? What?
628 00:44:39,760 00:44:43,096 When my mom first started getting, like, really sick, When my mom first started getting, like, really sick,
629 00:44:44,640 00:44:46,766 my dad starts going to temple. my dad starts going to temple.
630 00:44:46,850 00:44:49,519 He's never been serious about his faith. He's never been serious about his faith.
631 00:44:49,603 00:44:54,899 But he decided to buddy up to God, But he decided to buddy up to God,
632 00:44:54,983 00:44:58,528 like he thought it was going to help save my mom. like he thought it was going to help save my mom.
633 00:44:59,029 00:45:01,322 And that's where he met Francy. And that's where he met Francy.
634 00:45:03,784 00:45:07,537 My mom loses her hair in chemo, My mom loses her hair in chemo,
635 00:45:08,622 00:45:11,249 and my dad starts fucking a bald woman. and my dad starts fucking a bald woman.
636 00:45:12,626 00:45:14,252 It's just weird. It's just weird.
637 00:45:19,675 00:45:21,426 I'll take you home. I'll take you home.
638 00:45:44,074 00:45:46,784 It's nice when Paulette's got the day off. It's nice when Paulette's got the day off.
639 00:45:47,327 00:45:49,328 Put that disco station on. Put that disco station on.
640 00:45:50,998 00:45:56,544 Hey, you know, I'm a one-man woman, so... Hey, you know, I'm a one-man woman, so...
641 00:46:00,340 00:46:04,135 -Hey, Bobby. I'm on break. -All right, let's see how you did. -Hey, Bobby. I'm on break. -All right, let's see how you did.
642 00:46:09,349 00:46:12,310 Hey, babe. How's it... Hello? Hey, babe. How's it... Hello?
643 00:46:13,896 00:46:15,605 Yeah, he's right here. Yeah, he's right here.
644 00:46:15,689 00:46:16,814 It's your mother. It's your mother.
645 00:46:19,193 00:46:20,359 Sorry. Sorry.
646 00:46:21,487 00:46:26,532 Hi, Ma. No, Ma, that's the pilot light. It's supposed to be on. Hi, Ma. No, Ma, that's the pilot light. It's supposed to be on.
647 00:46:29,203 00:46:31,913 No, the place is not going to blow. Ma? No, the place is not going to blow. Ma?
648 00:46:32,790 00:46:33,873 I'll be right there. I'll be right there.
649 00:46:34,249 00:46:35,833 I gotta go. I gotta go.
650 00:46:36,418 00:46:39,045 -Jimbo, can I ask you something? -Yeah. -Jimbo, can I ask you something? -Yeah.
651 00:46:40,047 00:46:42,799 You got one of those little baby joints on you? You got one of those little baby joints on you?
652 00:46:42,883 00:46:44,467 -I do. -Let's go. -I do. -Let's go.
653 00:46:57,397 00:47:01,859 -Is your mom okay? -Yeah, she's a little dramatic, my mom. -Is your mom okay? -Yeah, she's a little dramatic, my mom.
654 00:47:02,027 00:47:04,654 Kind of nutty since my dad skipped out. Kind of nutty since my dad skipped out.
655 00:47:04,738 00:47:07,114 Where'd he go? Where'd he go?
656 00:47:07,199 00:47:09,116 I don't know. He left a long time ago. I don't know. He left a long time ago.
657 00:47:09,201 00:47:12,161 -This is cool. -Yeah, Lou Reed. -This is cool. -Yeah, Lou Reed.
658 00:47:12,246 00:47:15,081 -Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. -Satellite Of Love. -Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. -Satellite Of Love.
659 00:47:15,165 00:47:16,916 Of course. Right on. Of course. Right on.
660 00:47:20,546 00:47:24,674 You gotta tell me your Lou Reed story. He's like a real hero to me. You gotta tell me your Lou Reed story. He's like a real hero to me.
661 00:47:25,968 00:47:31,097 -Hey, man, how's it going with Em? -I don't know. It's going... -Hey, man, how's it going with Em? -I don't know. It's going...
662 00:47:32,933 00:47:34,183 She's... She's...
663 00:47:36,395 00:47:38,604 I think I'm in love with her. I think I'm in love with her.
664 00:47:51,785 00:47:55,621 This will just take a second, Jimbo. Don't finish that joint. This will just take a second, Jimbo. Don't finish that joint.
665 00:48:08,427 00:48:09,468 Hey. Hey.
666 00:48:11,680 00:48:13,389 I was hanging out with your boyfriend earlier. I was hanging out with your boyfriend earlier.
667 00:48:13,473 00:48:15,975 -He's in love with you. -What? -He's in love with you. -What?
668 00:48:16,643 00:48:20,646 He said, I quote, "I think I'm in love with her." He said, I quote, "I think I'm in love with her."
669 00:48:23,901 00:48:25,067 Right. Right.
670 00:48:32,659 00:48:34,577 Hey, are you going to Razzmatazz tonight? Hey, are you going to Razzmatazz tonight?
671 00:48:34,661 00:48:38,164 It's Two-for-Tuesday. You get two for the price of one. It's Two-for-Tuesday. You get two for the price of one.
672 00:49:01,563 00:49:03,773 You have to do something! You're not doing anything! You have to do something! You're not doing anything!
673 00:49:03,857 00:49:05,983 I can't take it anymore! I can't take it anymore!
674 00:49:06,068 00:49:08,945 Maybe she needs to see Dr. Schacter again. Maybe she needs to see Dr. Schacter again.
675 00:49:09,029 00:49:11,656 You have to do something, okay? Something has to change. You have to do something, okay? Something has to change.
676 00:49:11,740 00:49:15,242 You know she works at that park, that trashy park, just to embarrass us! You know she works at that park, that trashy park, just to embarrass us!
677 00:49:46,233 00:49:48,442 What are you majoring in? What are you majoring in?
678 00:49:48,527 00:49:50,611 Russian Literature and Slavic Languages. Russian Literature and Slavic Languages.
679 00:49:50,696 00:49:54,991 -Oh, wow, that's really interesting. -Yeah. -Oh, wow, that's really interesting. -Yeah.
680 00:49:55,075 00:49:57,827 What career track is that? What career track is that?
681 00:49:57,911 00:50:01,163 Cabbie, hot-dog vendor, marijuana delivery guy. Cabbie, hot-dog vendor, marijuana delivery guy.
682 00:50:01,248 00:50:03,165 The world is my oyster. The world is my oyster.
683 00:50:06,253 00:50:07,545 You kids need another round? You kids need another round?
684 00:50:07,629 00:50:09,547 -Thanks, Ronnie, we're fine. -Actually, we'll take two more. -Thanks, Ronnie, we're fine. -Actually, we'll take two more.
685 00:50:09,881 00:50:13,259 I'll have two. Joel, you can have one. I'll have two. Joel, you can have one.
686 00:50:13,719 00:50:16,804 -What the hell? Are you gonna stop? -Two-for-Tuesday. -What the hell? Are you gonna stop? -Two-for-Tuesday.
687 00:50:18,640 00:50:22,184 Em, I love this song! Come on, let's dance! Let's dance. Em, I love this song! Come on, let's dance! Let's dance.
688 00:50:23,103 00:50:26,522 Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on.
689 00:50:28,108 00:50:29,608 -Come on. -Okay. -Come on. -Okay.
690 00:50:34,239 00:50:37,158 Here, ready? Stay with me. Here, ready? Stay with me.
691 00:50:43,331 00:50:45,207 -You like that? -Yes. -You like that? -Yes.
692 00:50:45,292 00:50:47,835 Marcy Feingold, ninth grade, taught me that one. Marcy Feingold, ninth grade, taught me that one.
693 00:50:47,919 00:50:49,879 -Good one! -Thanks a lot. -Good one! -Thanks a lot.
694 00:50:51,339 00:50:53,549 -Nice moves, Brennan. -Thanks. -Nice moves, Brennan. -Thanks.
695 00:50:55,719 00:51:00,306 -Razzmatazz! -Come on, Razzmatazz, we're hungry. -Razzmatazz! -Come on, Razzmatazz, we're hungry.
696 00:51:01,975 00:51:05,227 -But we love you more! -It knows. -But we love you more! -It knows.
697 00:51:05,312 00:51:06,437 More. More.
698 00:51:07,814 00:51:09,815 Oh, my God. You okay? Oh, my God. You okay?
699 00:51:10,817 00:51:13,694 -Razzmatazz. -Come on. -Razzmatazz. -Come on.
700 00:51:15,238 00:51:16,238 All right. All right.
701 00:51:16,490 00:51:20,034 -There you go. -You're so strong-ish. -There you go. -You're so strong-ish.
702 00:51:20,994 00:51:22,036 I'll take that. I'll take that.
703 00:51:28,376 00:51:30,377 I'm so surprised I'm making out with you. I'm so surprised I'm making out with you.
704 00:51:30,462 00:51:31,670 Me, too. Me, too.
705 00:51:41,556 00:51:45,142 Em, I think you're incredible. Em, I think you're incredible.
706 00:51:49,689 00:51:52,566 Hey, there's a lot of shit in my life. Hey, there's a lot of shit in my life.
707 00:51:55,195 00:51:57,947 I'm not ready for this. I need to take things slow. I'm not ready for this. I need to take things slow.
708 00:51:58,031 00:52:00,157 Okay, all right. Okay, all right.
709 00:52:03,245 00:52:04,578 I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
710 00:52:16,550 00:52:19,885 Hey. Let me help you with that. Hey. Let me help you with that.
711 00:52:20,971 00:52:22,263 I got it. I got it.
712 00:52:23,557 00:52:24,765 That is ugly. That is ugly.
713 00:52:26,226 00:52:27,268 Thanks. Thanks.
714 00:52:29,479 00:52:31,939 -Hey, so how's your dad? -He's hanging in there. -Hey, so how's your dad? -He's hanging in there.
715 00:52:32,023 00:52:36,193 -Yeah? Still... Still not working? -No, no. -Yeah? Still... Still not working? -No, no.
716 00:52:37,696 00:52:40,990 The Musik-Express! The Musik-Express!
717 00:52:42,075 00:52:45,244 -These rides are safe, right? -Supposedly. -These rides are safe, right? -Supposedly.
718 00:52:46,079 00:52:48,164 I wouldn't mess around on any of them. I wouldn't mess around on any of them.
719 00:52:48,248 00:52:52,334 Last summer, there was this drunk idiot goofing around on the Comet Booster, Last summer, there was this drunk idiot goofing around on the Comet Booster,
720 00:52:52,419 00:52:54,336 trying to kick his buddy. trying to kick his buddy.
721 00:52:54,421 00:52:58,382 They found his Reebok in the parking lot, with his foot in it. They found his Reebok in the parking lot, with his foot in it.
722 00:52:58,466 00:53:02,553 -Yo, Lisa. We're partners today. -Great. -Yo, Lisa. We're partners today. -Great.
723 00:53:04,347 00:53:05,681 So it's official. So it's official.
724 00:53:05,765 00:53:07,183 My friend Boomer hooked me up with a job My friend Boomer hooked me up with a job
725 00:53:07,267 00:53:09,185 at the Mercedes dealership on Route 30. at the Mercedes dealership on Route 30.
726 00:53:09,269 00:53:13,105 Yeah, I'm getting a car right away. Payments deducted from my check. Yeah, I'm getting a car right away. Payments deducted from my check.
727 00:53:14,608 00:53:18,694 Yeah, I'm gonna go for a 560, convertible, in gold, leather interior. Yeah, I'm gonna go for a 560, convertible, in gold, leather interior.
728 00:53:18,778 00:53:20,905 I'm even gonna get a compact disc player. I'm even gonna get a compact disc player.
729 00:53:20,989 00:53:24,366 -It's gonna be insane. -To the max. -It's gonna be insane. -To the max.
730 00:53:24,451 00:53:27,703 So, hey, Lis, you wanna go see Judas Priest at Civic Arena? So, hey, Lis, you wanna go see Judas Priest at Civic Arena?
731 00:53:27,787 00:53:32,958 -My friend Fitzy got me floor seats, so... -That's okay. Take Boomer. -My friend Fitzy got me floor seats, so... -That's okay. Take Boomer.
732 00:53:34,211 00:53:37,254 And go get the hose. There's dried puke down there. And go get the hose. There's dried puke down there.
733 00:53:37,339 00:53:38,672 You don't like Priest? You don't like Priest?
734 00:53:38,757 00:53:42,051 -I'm busy that night. -I didn't tell you what night. -I'm busy that night. -I didn't tell you what night.
735 00:53:44,429 00:53:47,890 James, you and I should go out some night. James, you and I should go out some night.
736 00:53:47,974 00:53:51,185 I get it, that's a funny one. I get it, that's a funny one.
737 00:53:51,269 00:53:53,145 Face! Douche. Face! Douche.
738 00:53:54,022 00:53:56,232 -Just let me know when. -Yeah? -Just let me know when. -Yeah?
739 00:53:57,984 00:53:59,610 Pete, dried puke. Pete, dried puke.
740 00:54:07,619 00:54:12,414 I'm serious. I wouldn't mind going out with a nice guy for a change. I'm serious. I wouldn't mind going out with a nice guy for a change.
741 00:54:12,499 00:54:15,084 Cool. Yeah. That would be very cool. Cool. Yeah. That would be very cool.
742 00:54:15,752 00:54:17,419 Oh, come on, man! Oh, come on, man!
743 00:54:18,213 00:54:21,548 -Want to push a button? -No, I'm on games only. -Want to push a button? -No, I'm on games only.
744 00:54:21,633 00:54:24,009 Okay, yeah, which one? Okay. Okay, yeah, which one? Okay.
745 00:54:26,513 00:54:29,098 -Oh, my gosh! -Shit! Shit! Shit! -Oh, my gosh! -Shit! Shit! Shit!
746 00:54:29,349 00:54:32,851 Wow! You fucked this up perfectly! Wow! You fucked this up perfectly!
747 00:54:32,936 00:54:34,853 -I know. I work on games, so... -I'm impressed. -I know. I work on games, so... -I'm impressed.
748 00:54:34,938 00:54:37,314 I know. I shouldn't have even been here. I know. I shouldn't have even been here.
749 00:54:37,399 00:54:39,024 -Shit. -Hey. -Shit. -Hey.
750 00:54:39,317 00:54:40,776 Connell, I need to ask you something. Connell, I need to ask you something.
751 00:54:40,860 00:54:41,902 Hand me the crescent wrench, would you? Hand me the crescent wrench, would you?
752 00:54:41,987 00:54:43,070 Yeah. Yeah.
753 00:54:44,656 00:54:48,534 So, Lisa P. just asked me if I wanted to go out with her sometime. So, Lisa P. just asked me if I wanted to go out with her sometime.
754 00:54:48,618 00:54:51,036 -Lisa P.? -Yeah. It's insane. -Lisa P.? -Yeah. It's insane.
755 00:54:51,121 00:54:54,415 I think she might've just been trying to piss off Pete O'Malley but... I think she might've just been trying to piss off Pete O'Malley but...
756 00:54:54,499 00:54:57,835 Can you imagine any universe where she would get with a guy like me? Can you imagine any universe where she would get with a guy like me?
757 00:54:57,919 00:54:59,295 She asked you out? She asked you out?
758 00:54:59,379 00:55:02,506 You're a fucking idiot if you don't go. It's Lisa P. You're a fucking idiot if you don't go. It's Lisa P.
759 00:55:02,590 00:55:04,633 -Hold this, would you? -Yeah. -Hold this, would you? -Yeah.
760 00:55:04,718 00:55:07,803 That girl's a virgin. Can you believe that? That girl's a virgin. Can you believe that?
761 00:55:07,887 00:55:10,055 In this day and age. You'd think... In this day and age. You'd think...
762 00:55:10,140 00:55:13,976 Well, she's a Catholic girl. They usually won't let you screw them. Well, she's a Catholic girl. They usually won't let you screw them.
763 00:55:14,060 00:55:18,147 -But what they will let you do... -Yeah, but what about Em? -But what they will let you do... -Yeah, but what about Em?
764 00:55:18,940 00:55:23,694 Are you getting all your needs met by her? Are you getting all your needs met by her?
765 00:55:26,406 00:55:28,240 We're taking it slow. We're taking it slow.
766 00:55:28,950 00:55:32,161 Right. Right. Okay, here's the thing. Right. Right. Okay, here's the thing.
767 00:55:33,913 00:55:36,832 Every time you meet a beautiful woman, Every time you meet a beautiful woman,
768 00:55:36,916 00:55:40,836 don't you imagine what she'd look like underneath you, naked? don't you imagine what she'd look like underneath you, naked?
769 00:55:40,920 00:55:44,548 -What? No. No. -Someone like Lisa P. -What? No. No. -Someone like Lisa P.
770 00:55:44,632 00:55:47,384 I mean, Jesus Christ, it's like every cell in your body's on fire, right? I mean, Jesus Christ, it's like every cell in your body's on fire, right?
771 00:55:47,469 00:55:50,012 That's a little hyperbolic, but, yeah, I know, I see where you're going. That's a little hyperbolic, but, yeah, I know, I see where you're going.
772 00:55:50,096 00:55:52,765 That's the way we're wired. It's the way we're wired. That's the way we're wired. It's the way we're wired.
773 00:55:52,849 00:55:56,435 It sucks, but it's just a fact of nature. It's also tragic. It sucks, but it's just a fact of nature. It's also tragic.
774 00:56:00,273 00:56:03,901 My feelings for Em are vast. My feelings for Em are vast.
775 00:56:03,985 00:56:08,030 James, imagine it. Lisa P. James, imagine it. Lisa P.
776 00:56:10,325 00:56:15,245 I know. Lisa P. I know. I know. Lisa P. I know.
777 00:56:29,844 00:56:32,679 -Hey. -Hey. -Hey. -Hey.
778 00:56:33,181 00:56:34,556 I brought you this. I brought you this.
779 00:56:34,641 00:56:38,060 It's one of my favorite authors. Gogol. Russian. It's one of my favorite authors. Gogol. Russian.
780 00:56:38,144 00:56:41,855 He lost his mind, burned the only copy of his final book, He lost his mind, burned the only copy of his final book,
781 00:56:41,940 00:56:44,525 died a week later of self-starvation. died a week later of self-starvation.
782 00:56:45,568 00:56:46,568 Well... Well...
783 00:56:48,488 00:56:50,823 -Thank you. -Yeah. -Thank you. -Yeah.
784 00:56:55,495 00:57:00,040 Hey, do you maybe want to go see a shitty movie or something sometime? Hey, do you maybe want to go see a shitty movie or something sometime?
785 00:57:01,376 00:57:04,461 Yeah, I just... You know, I did something kind of stupid. Yeah, I just... You know, I did something kind of stupid.
786 00:57:04,546 00:57:08,882 I... I told my brother that we made out. I... I told my brother that we made out.
787 00:57:10,552 00:57:12,511 -That's bad? -No, no, no. -That's bad? -No, no, no.
788 00:57:14,139 00:57:16,348 But he... He told my parents. But he... He told my parents.
789 00:57:19,727 00:57:21,270 We're Catholic. We're Catholic.
790 00:57:23,022 00:57:25,774 Pete told my parents that you're Jewish. Pete told my parents that you're Jewish.
791 00:57:28,570 00:57:29,945 But I'm an atheist. But I'm an atheist.
792 00:57:30,029 00:57:31,905 I mean, more of a pragmatic nihilist, I guess, I mean, more of a pragmatic nihilist, I guess,
793 00:57:31,990 00:57:35,159 -or an existential pagan, if you will... -Yeah, yeah. -or an existential pagan, if you will... -Yeah, yeah.
794 00:57:35,243 00:57:38,370 But my parents are really strict. But my parents are really strict.
795 00:57:40,331 00:57:41,665 I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
796 00:57:43,460 00:57:46,879 -It's still a good book. -Nah, I'm sorry. -It's still a good book. -Nah, I'm sorry.
797 00:57:52,552 00:57:54,136 -Hey, Joel. -Hey. -Hey, Joel. -Hey.
798 00:57:55,930 00:57:57,723 How'd it go with Sue? How'd it go with Sue?
799 00:58:00,393 00:58:01,810 Not so good. Not so good.
800 00:58:02,854 00:58:05,647 Hey, Em, come on. Don't say anything! Hey, Em, come on. Don't say anything!
801 00:58:05,732 00:58:07,649 Come on, worse things have happened to the Jews. Come on, worse things have happened to the Jews.
802 00:58:07,734 00:58:09,067 Fuck that! Fuck that!
803 00:58:11,070 00:58:12,696 You know, you don't deserve to date Joel! You know, you don't deserve to date Joel!
804 00:58:12,780 00:58:14,448 I mean, you're an anti-Semitic asshole! I mean, you're an anti-Semitic asshole!
805 00:58:14,532 00:58:16,450 What do you, like, hate gay people, too? What do you, like, hate gay people, too?
806 00:58:16,534 00:58:20,454 Do you support apartheid? You are not my friend. Do you support apartheid? You are not my friend.
807 00:58:24,292 00:58:26,585 Bam! Child's play. Bam! Child's play.
808 00:58:28,588 00:58:32,132 Look, you can't tell anybody, but I'm going out with Lisa P. tonight. Look, you can't tell anybody, but I'm going out with Lisa P. tonight.
809 00:58:32,217 00:58:33,258 -You're what? -Yeah. -You're what? -Yeah.
810 00:58:33,343 00:58:36,678 This morning she asked me if I wanted to hang out sometime. This morning she asked me if I wanted to hang out sometime.
811 00:58:36,763 00:58:39,848 What happened? I thought you were crazy about Em. What happened? I thought you were crazy about Em.
812 00:58:39,933 00:58:41,141 I am. I am. I am. I am.
813 00:58:41,226 00:58:43,352 But, you know, I don't know if she necessarily, But, you know, I don't know if she necessarily,
814 00:58:43,436 00:58:45,270 like, wants something, you know, kind of serious. like, wants something, you know, kind of serious.
815 00:58:45,355 00:58:49,900 And, Joel, we're men. You know, we're, like, wired to meet our needs. And, Joel, we're men. You know, we're, like, wired to meet our needs.
816 00:58:49,984 00:58:52,277 I get it, it's a biological imperative. I get it, it's a biological imperative.
817 00:58:52,612 00:58:57,032 Frigo, you can't tell anybody, but I have a date tonight with Lisa P. Frigo, you can't tell anybody, but I have a date tonight with Lisa P.
818 00:58:57,116 00:59:00,869 What? You know, I should give you a double-sack-whack What? You know, I should give you a double-sack-whack
819 00:59:00,954 00:59:04,373 -for telling a lie like that. -Okay, don't believe me. -for telling a lie like that. -Okay, don't believe me.
820 00:59:05,917 00:59:08,460 -Where are you going? -The Velvet Touch. -Where are you going? -The Velvet Touch.
821 00:59:13,132 00:59:14,341 Thanks. Thanks.
822 00:59:20,139 00:59:21,640 How's the wine? How's the wine?
823 00:59:25,812 00:59:28,146 -It's good! -Yeah. -It's good! -Yeah.
824 00:59:33,820 00:59:37,364 I just need to tell you something. I just need to tell you something.
825 00:59:39,117 00:59:41,368 Yeah, is it cool if we don't tell a lot of people about tonight? Yeah, is it cool if we don't tell a lot of people about tonight?
826 00:59:41,452 00:59:44,580 'Cause I think there's someone at the park 'Cause I think there's someone at the park
827 00:59:44,664 00:59:47,916 who may have a little thing for me, and I don't want her to feel bad. who may have a little thing for me, and I don't want her to feel bad.
828 00:59:48,001 00:59:51,503 -You mean Em? -Yeah. -You mean Em? -Yeah.
829 00:59:54,924 00:59:56,592 So you like working at the park? So you like working at the park?
830 00:59:56,676 00:59:59,094 Yeah, I think it could be character building. Yeah, I think it could be character building.
831 00:59:59,178 01:00:00,971 And, you know, I've made a lot of friends. And, you know, I've made a lot of friends.
832 01:00:01,055 01:00:03,098 Yeah, you and Connell seem pretty tight. Yeah, you and Connell seem pretty tight.
833 01:00:03,182 01:00:04,182 Yeah, I like him. I think he's interesting. Yeah, I like him. I think he's interesting.
834 01:00:04,267 01:00:06,143 I think he's kind of like a, you know, poetic soul. I think he's kind of like a, you know, poetic soul.
835 01:00:06,227 01:00:09,688 -That guy's got some problems. -What do you mean? -That guy's got some problems. -What do you mean?
836 01:00:10,690 01:00:15,110 Last summer, he was having this thing with this girl from the snack bar. Last summer, he was having this thing with this girl from the snack bar.
837 01:00:15,445 01:00:18,905 He used to take her to his mother's basement to have sex with her. He used to take her to his mother's basement to have sex with her.
838 01:00:18,990 01:00:22,284 His mother's basement. How gross is that? His mother's basement. How gross is that?
839 01:00:22,827 01:00:24,995 But he's married, right? But he's married, right?
840 01:00:25,079 01:00:28,457 -Didn't stop him from hitting on me. -Wow. -Didn't stop him from hitting on me. -Wow.
841 01:00:33,671 01:00:37,382 -Is that Frigo? -Yeah, it is Frigo. -Is that Frigo? -Yeah, it is Frigo.
842 01:00:39,594 01:00:42,512 I wonder what he's doing here. I should say hi. I've known him since... I wonder what he's doing here. I should say hi. I've known him since...
843 01:00:42,597 01:00:44,097 Excuse me. Excuse me.
844 01:00:45,642 01:00:48,268 -You son of a bitch, that's Lisa P. ! -What the fuck are you doing here? -You son of a bitch, that's Lisa P. ! -What the fuck are you doing here?
845 01:00:48,353 01:00:51,772 I'm sorry. Look, I'm sorry, I thought you were full of shit, but holy shit! I'm sorry. Look, I'm sorry, I thought you were full of shit, but holy shit!
846 01:00:51,856 01:00:53,982 There she is! Think you can get me naked pictures of her? There she is! Think you can get me naked pictures of her?
847 01:00:54,067 01:00:55,108 Frigo, get the fuck out of here, Frigo, get the fuck out of here,
848 01:00:55,193 01:00:56,526 and you can't tell anybody about this, okay? and you can't tell anybody about this, okay?
849 01:00:56,611 01:00:59,237 All right, all right, relax, Brennan. All right, all right, relax, Brennan.
850 01:00:59,447 01:01:01,657 -What's it worth to you? -You're shaking me down? -What's it worth to you? -You're shaking me down?
851 01:01:01,741 01:01:03,742 No... Yeah, yeah. No... Yeah, yeah.
852 01:01:04,243 01:01:07,245 I hate you with such great fervor. I... I hate you with such great fervor. I...
853 01:01:09,874 01:01:10,874 Thanks, Brennan. Thanks, Brennan.
854 01:01:15,129 01:01:17,339 Sorry about that. What a coincidence. Sorry about that. What a coincidence.
855 01:01:17,423 01:01:20,801 Frigo was out to rent a video, saw us through the window, and... Frigo was out to rent a video, saw us through the window, and...
856 01:01:20,885 01:01:22,427 -Wow. -Yeah. -Wow. -Yeah.
857 01:01:23,096 01:01:25,806 And here we are. I wonder how the fondue is tonight. And here we are. I wonder how the fondue is tonight.
858 01:01:28,685 01:01:32,187 I want to visit every continent, every country, really. I want to visit every continent, every country, really.
859 01:01:33,523 01:01:37,192 Charles Dickens actually wrote these really interesting travel pieces, Charles Dickens actually wrote these really interesting travel pieces,
860 01:01:37,276 01:01:38,318 but he visited prisons... but he visited prisons...
861 01:01:38,403 01:01:40,904 Would you rather have a sailboat or a speedboat? Would you rather have a sailboat or a speedboat?
862 01:01:42,281 01:01:45,367 -Gee, I guess... -I think sailboats are, like, -Gee, I guess... -I think sailboats are, like,
863 01:01:45,451 01:01:48,995 way more cooler, you know, like more classic. way more cooler, you know, like more classic.
864 01:01:51,499 01:01:54,501 Though I bet speedboats would be a lot more fun. Though I bet speedboats would be a lot more fun.
865 01:01:54,585 01:01:56,169 What were you saying? What were you saying?
866 01:01:56,796 01:01:59,631 Just babbling. Just babbling.
867 01:02:03,302 01:02:06,054 I just need to get normal before I go inside. I just need to get normal before I go inside.
868 01:02:06,139 01:02:09,391 Put on some perfume to cover the smell. Put on some perfume to cover the smell.
869 01:02:09,475 01:02:12,519 I was going to suggest more perfume. I was going to suggest more perfume.
870 01:02:12,603 01:02:14,146 -Shoot, my brush. -Yeah. Hold on. -Shoot, my brush. -Yeah. Hold on.
871 01:02:16,649 01:02:19,651 -Jesus, what the hell is this? -Is that yours? -Jesus, what the hell is this? -Is that yours?
872 01:02:20,153 01:02:24,823 -No. I guess it's my dad's. -Here, pull over here. -No. I guess it's my dad's. -Here, pull over here.
873 01:02:33,332 01:02:35,083 Can you smell the pot? Can you smell the pot?
874 01:02:41,090 01:02:42,841 You smell amazing. You smell amazing.
875 01:02:44,677 01:02:47,846 Thanks for tonight. It was fun. Thanks for tonight. It was fun.
876 01:02:47,930 01:02:50,849 Yeah. Yeah, it was. Yeah. Yeah, it was.
877 01:03:04,989 01:03:06,239 Fondue. Fondue.
878 01:03:13,873 01:03:16,666 -Oh, God. -Tiger. -Oh, God. -Tiger.
879 01:03:17,710 01:03:18,710 Sorry. Sorry.
880 01:03:21,214 01:03:22,923 -Another time. -Yeah. -Another time. -Yeah.
881 01:03:36,145 01:03:38,104 -Good night. -Good night. -Good night. -Good night.
882 01:04:14,392 01:04:17,143 -Hey. -Hey. -Hey. -Hey.
883 01:04:17,228 01:04:18,812 Hey. I missed your call last night. Sorry about that. Hey. I missed your call last night. Sorry about that.
884 01:04:18,896 01:04:21,815 I was out with some old high-school buddies. I was out with some old high-school buddies.
885 01:04:23,192 01:04:24,359 -Sounds fun. -Yeah, it was. -Sounds fun. -Yeah, it was.
886 01:04:24,443 01:04:26,945 We got caught up reminiscing. I was out pretty late. We got caught up reminiscing. I was out pretty late.
887 01:04:27,029 01:04:29,197 But what were you calling about? But what were you calling about?
888 01:04:31,450 01:04:35,453 Calling to say sorry. I felt like I was kind of a jerk the other night. Calling to say sorry. I felt like I was kind of a jerk the other night.
889 01:04:36,914 01:04:41,626 Okay. Sorry. Yeah, me, too. I was drunk. Okay. Sorry. Yeah, me, too. I was drunk.
890 01:04:41,961 01:04:44,004 And I brought you something. And I brought you something.
891 01:04:46,299 01:04:49,009 -This bag? -What's inside the bag? -This bag? -What's inside the bag?
892 01:04:51,762 01:04:54,806 -Is that a couple ofjoints? -I think so. For pot cookies. -Is that a couple ofjoints? -I think so. For pot cookies.
893 01:04:54,891 01:04:57,309 -Oh, my. You follow through. -I do. -Oh, my. You follow through. -I do.
894 01:04:57,977 01:04:59,644 Cool. This'll be fun. Cool. This'll be fun.
895 01:05:00,313 01:05:03,732 -Let's do it. -Okay. I'm only having half, okay? -Let's do it. -Okay. I'm only having half, okay?
896 01:05:03,816 01:05:07,777 Walnuts? You want to see me go into anaphylactic shock? Fuck. Walnuts? You want to see me go into anaphylactic shock? Fuck.
897 01:05:08,654 01:05:12,240 -Home-made? Yummy. -Brennan, you gonna eat the other half? -Home-made? Yummy. -Brennan, you gonna eat the other half?
898 01:05:16,203 01:05:17,245 Sorry. Sorry.
899 01:05:57,787 01:06:01,081 And what a race we have here today, ladies and gentlemen. Boy! And what a race we have here today, ladies and gentlemen. Boy!
900 01:06:01,165 01:06:03,500 And nobody is in the lead. Nobody is in the lead. And nobody is in the lead. Nobody is in the lead.
901 01:06:03,584 01:06:06,127 In fact, what is so mind-blowing about this particular race In fact, what is so mind-blowing about this particular race
902 01:06:06,212 01:06:09,714 is how evenly-matched these particular competitors are. is how evenly-matched these particular competitors are.
903 01:06:09,882 01:06:13,468 And Yellow is dead last. l don't think Yellow's moved once. And Yellow is dead last. l don't think Yellow's moved once.
904 01:06:13,886 01:06:17,472 This is a fall from grace for the once-great stallion, Yellow. This is a fall from grace for the once-great stallion, Yellow.
905 01:06:17,890 01:06:21,351 You know, Yellow has inseminated over 1 ,000 foals in his lifetime, You know, Yellow has inseminated over 1 ,000 foals in his lifetime,
906 01:06:21,435 01:06:23,603 which might explain his current exhaustion. which might explain his current exhaustion.
907 01:06:26,065 01:06:29,859 And you won, Number 9, here you go... Here you go, greatjob. And you won, Number 9, here you go... Here you go, greatjob.
908 01:06:30,736 01:06:32,070 Hey, Bobby. Hey, Bobby.
909 01:06:32,571 01:06:34,572 Brennan, what are you doing? Brennan, what are you doing?
910 01:06:36,450 01:06:38,326 -You been toking up? -What? -You been toking up? -What?
911 01:06:38,411 01:06:40,870 -You been drinking drugs? -No! -You been drinking drugs? -No!
912 01:06:40,955 01:06:43,540 Your eyes are red. Have you been crying? Your eyes are red. Have you been crying?
913 01:06:43,624 01:06:47,293 Yeah, maybe, like, a little bit before. But no, Bobby, Yeah, maybe, like, a little bit before. But no, Bobby,
914 01:06:47,378 01:06:50,588 I'm feeling sick because I think I ate a bad corn dog before, Bobby. I'm feeling sick because I think I ate a bad corn dog before, Bobby.
915 01:06:50,673 01:06:51,673 That's why. That's why.
916 01:06:51,757 01:06:54,175 You know, why don't you go over to Hats Off To Larry You know, why don't you go over to Hats Off To Larry
917 01:06:54,260 01:06:56,845 -and collect some balls? -Okay. -and collect some balls? -Okay.
918 01:06:56,929 01:06:59,514 And I'll tell you what, I'll take over this. And I'll tell you what, I'll take over this.
919 01:07:02,601 01:07:04,185 Hey, you all right? Hey, you all right?
920 01:07:04,270 01:07:06,104 -Yeah, thank you. -All right. -Yeah, thank you. -All right.
921 01:07:06,564 01:07:08,023 This is how we met. This is how we met.
922 01:07:08,774 01:07:12,819 And they're off! ln the lead is Green 5. Green is in the lead. And they're off! ln the lead is Green 5. Green is in the lead.
923 01:07:12,903 01:07:17,407 Green 5, Green 5 in the lead. And there you are, Green 5! Green 5, Green 5 in the lead. And there you are, Green 5!
924 01:07:17,491 01:07:21,244 Green! You really got it going on! You know exactly what you're doing. Green! You really got it going on! You know exactly what you're doing.
925 01:07:21,328 01:07:24,497 Green! You got it, Green! You won! Green! You got it, Green! You won!
926 01:07:26,792 01:07:29,627 Pass that down to her. Loser, pass that down. Thank you. Pass that down to her. Loser, pass that down. Thank you.
927 01:07:37,094 01:07:40,597 -Can I get some balls? -You're gonna have to get more balls. -Can I get some balls? -You're gonna have to get more balls.
928 01:07:40,681 01:07:42,807 The customer's always right. The customer's always right.
929 01:07:45,061 01:07:46,644 Here you go. Here you go.
930 01:07:49,231 01:07:53,068 -I hit that thing dead-on! -Yet he still retains his chapeau. -I hit that thing dead-on! -Yet he still retains his chapeau.
931 01:07:54,111 01:07:55,945 Whoa, whoa. Come on. Whoa, whoa. Come on.
932 01:07:56,030 01:07:57,030 Hey! Hey!
933 01:08:01,410 01:08:03,828 What the fuck? It's glued on, the fucking thing. What the fuck? It's glued on, the fucking thing.
934 01:08:03,913 01:08:06,039 -It's not worth it. -We have a winner. -It's not worth it. -We have a winner.
935 01:08:06,123 01:08:07,749 -Nicky. -Congratulations. -Nicky. -Congratulations.
936 01:08:07,833 01:08:11,169 The fucking thing is glued on? His hat is glued on? The fucking thing is glued on? His hat is glued on?
937 01:08:11,253 01:08:13,505 -Fuck this, Nicky. -What is so fucking funny? -Fuck this, Nicky. -What is so fucking funny?
938 01:08:13,589 01:08:15,924 -Yeah, what's so fucking funny? -I don't know. -Yeah, what's so fucking funny? -I don't know.
939 01:08:17,259 01:08:18,718 -Oh, my God! -My God. -Oh, my God! -My God.
940 01:08:18,803 01:08:21,179 -What the fuck? -Not so funny now, is it? -What the fuck? -Not so funny now, is it?
941 01:08:21,263 01:08:23,598 You can't do shit like that. Like, what the fuck? You can't do shit like that. Like, what the fuck?
942 01:08:23,682 01:08:25,475 -You punch him in the face? -Back off, slut! -You punch him in the face? -Back off, slut!
943 01:08:25,559 01:08:30,105 -Don't fucking touch her, man. -What are you gonna do, faggot? -Don't fucking touch her, man. -What are you gonna do, faggot?
944 01:08:35,194 01:08:36,361 Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck.
945 01:08:36,445 01:08:39,322 -You're fucking dead! -You jerk! -You're fucking dead! -You jerk!
946 01:09:02,346 01:09:05,348 -The option of the flute? -Option of the flute... -The option of the flute? -Option of the flute...
947 01:09:06,600 01:09:08,560 People are trying to kill me. People are trying to kill me.
948 01:09:09,979 01:09:12,272 Get the fuck out, motherfucker! Get the fuck out, motherfucker!
949 01:09:13,566 01:09:14,732 Move. Move.
950 01:09:16,235 01:09:19,362 Get out of my doorway, motherfucker! Give me a reason! Get out of my doorway, motherfucker! Give me a reason!
951 01:09:19,446 01:09:22,782 Just give me a fucking reason! You don't know what I'm capable of! Just give me a fucking reason! You don't know what I'm capable of!
952 01:09:22,867 01:09:27,495 Come on! Please! You don't know what I'm capable of! Come on! Please! You don't know what I'm capable of!
953 01:09:34,420 01:09:36,796 -Bastard. -Thanks, Bobby. -Bastard. -Thanks, Bobby.
954 01:09:36,881 01:09:38,339 -No problem. -Okay, I'm gonna take the back way. -No problem. -Okay, I'm gonna take the back way.
955 01:09:38,424 01:09:39,424 Yeah, yeah, good. Yeah, yeah, good.
956 01:09:39,508 01:09:42,552 You know what, now that I think of it, the flute is actually more expensive. You know what, now that I think of it, the flute is actually more expensive.
957 01:09:42,636 01:09:45,096 You guys should have seen Brennan wail on that greaseball, man. You guys should have seen Brennan wail on that greaseball, man.
958 01:09:45,181 01:09:46,806 -I can't believe you hit someone. -Me, either. -I can't believe you hit someone. -Me, either.
959 01:09:46,891 01:09:49,684 How'd you do it? Did you hit him like this? Oh, psych! How'd you do it? Did you hit him like this? Oh, psych!
960 01:09:49,768 01:09:52,812 Dude, this guy was huge. I mean, Brennan went up, like, one hit... Dude, this guy was huge. I mean, Brennan went up, like, one hit...
961 01:09:52,897 01:09:55,398 -And just dropped the guy. -I can't believe they call that a hit. -And just dropped the guy. -I can't believe they call that a hit.
962 01:09:55,482 01:09:57,734 Then his buddy started chasing him all around the park, Then his buddy started chasing him all around the park,
963 01:09:57,818 01:09:59,235 and then he hid in Bobby's office. and then he hid in Bobby's office.
964 01:09:59,320 01:10:01,404 Yeah, see, that's more like the son of a bitch. Yeah, see, that's more like the son of a bitch.
965 01:10:01,488 01:10:04,741 Bobby kicked the door down and came out all psycho with this bat like... Bobby kicked the door down and came out all psycho with this bat like...
966 01:10:04,825 01:10:08,203 -And all his buddies just go, "Okay." -Where's the guy? Was he ever... -And all his buddies just go, "Okay." -Where's the guy? Was he ever...
967 01:10:08,287 01:10:09,454 I don't know. They left him on the pavement. I don't know. They left him on the pavement.
968 01:10:09,538 01:10:11,748 Then I got his girlfriend's number. Then I got his girlfriend's number.
969 01:10:13,584 01:10:15,501 Where are you taking me? Where are you taking me?
970 01:10:17,463 01:10:18,796 You've never been to this place before? You've never been to this place before?
971 01:10:18,881 01:10:20,173 No. No.
972 01:10:25,971 01:10:32,143 I think you might be the coolest and cutest guy I ever met. I think you might be the coolest and cutest guy I ever met.
973 01:10:32,686 01:10:33,937 Really? Really?
974 01:10:35,314 01:10:37,774 I mean, I'm really high, but... I mean, I'm really high, but...
975 01:11:03,968 01:11:05,843 I don't want to lose you. I don't want to lose you.
976 01:11:31,453 01:11:34,038 -Forget to refrigerate these? -Yeah. -Forget to refrigerate these? -Yeah.
977 01:11:34,873 01:11:37,333 When did they get in, yesterday? When did they get in, yesterday?
978 01:11:37,418 01:11:39,919 -Around what time? -In the morning. -Around what time? -In the morning.
979 01:11:43,674 01:11:45,550 -They smell weird? -Yeah. -They smell weird? -Yeah.
980 01:11:45,634 01:11:48,386 -I think that's normal, though. -Yeah. -I think that's normal, though. -Yeah.
981 01:11:48,470 01:11:51,180 Stuffy, fry these up! Stuffy, fry these up!
982 01:11:52,057 01:11:55,476 Hey, Brennan, I want to talk to you. Want to pick up some extra shifts? Hey, Brennan, I want to talk to you. Want to pick up some extra shifts?
983 01:11:55,561 01:11:58,313 -Yeah, sure. -Good. Because Joel quit. -Yeah, sure. -Good. Because Joel quit.
984 01:11:58,772 01:12:00,273 -What? -He's passed on. -What? -He's passed on.
985 01:12:00,357 01:12:04,319 He moved on, honey. He didn't pass on, he moved on. He moved on, honey. He didn't pass on, he moved on.
986 01:12:07,114 01:12:09,115 I know, I heard you! I know, I heard you!
987 01:12:15,372 01:12:19,167 -What are you doing here? -You didn't call me back. -What are you doing here? -You didn't call me back.
988 01:12:19,585 01:12:22,795 Look, I can't abide the humiliation of you seeing the inside of my house. Look, I can't abide the humiliation of you seeing the inside of my house.
989 01:12:22,880 01:12:25,965 The vile plastic slipcovers, the art-fair paintings. The vile plastic slipcovers, the art-fair paintings.
990 01:12:26,050 01:12:30,178 And it's really messy. Just go around back. I'll meet you. And it's really messy. Just go around back. I'll meet you.
991 01:12:30,262 01:12:31,679 Okay. Okay.
992 01:12:33,349 01:12:36,684 Hey, Jeffrey! Turn off the fucking lawnmower. Hey, Jeffrey! Turn off the fucking lawnmower.
993 01:12:38,354 01:12:41,397 -Fine. -I'm trying to have a conversation here. -Fine. -I'm trying to have a conversation here.
994 01:12:44,026 01:12:46,694 -Fuck off, fuck face. -Nimrod. -Fuck off, fuck face. -Nimrod.
995 01:12:46,779 01:12:47,820 I hate you, asshole. I hate you, asshole.
996 01:12:47,905 01:12:52,158 -Hey, is it because of Sue? -What? -Hey, is it because of Sue? -What?
997 01:12:52,242 01:12:55,244 Why you quit. Because, Joel, you're a great guy, you know, Why you quit. Because, Joel, you're a great guy, you know,
998 01:12:55,329 01:12:56,913 and she doesn't deserve you. and she doesn't deserve you.
999 01:12:56,997 01:13:00,708 James, look at me. I'm not a good-looking guy. James, look at me. I'm not a good-looking guy.
1000 01:13:00,793 01:13:03,378 And I'm poor. Girls aren't gonna go near me And I'm poor. Girls aren't gonna go near me
1001 01:13:03,462 01:13:06,005 when there's all these fucking yuppies around. when there's all these fucking yuppies around.
1002 01:13:06,090 01:13:07,715 That's ridiculous. Not all women are like that. That's ridiculous. Not all women are like that.
1003 01:13:07,800 01:13:10,051 You know, Em isn't like that. You know, Em isn't like that.
1004 01:13:10,135 01:13:11,511 -Em? -Yeah. -Em? -Yeah.
1005 01:13:13,847 01:13:15,973 You don't even appreciate what you have. You don't even appreciate what you have.
1006 01:13:16,058 01:13:17,892 You're chasing after Lisa P. You're chasing after Lisa P.
1007 01:13:17,976 01:13:22,814 when you have this incredible, beautiful girl right fucking there. when you have this incredible, beautiful girl right fucking there.
1008 01:13:25,692 01:13:27,026 Fuck this. Fuck this.
1009 01:13:41,166 01:13:42,875 Don't do that. Don't do that.
1010 01:13:50,259 01:13:54,053 -I thought you were off today. -I need to tell you something. -I thought you were off today. -I need to tell you something.
1011 01:13:58,976 01:14:04,230 Last week I went on a date with Lisa P. She asked me out. Last week I went on a date with Lisa P. She asked me out.
1012 01:14:04,314 01:14:07,316 It was nothing. We kissed a little bit at the end of the date, It was nothing. We kissed a little bit at the end of the date,
1013 01:14:07,401 01:14:12,363 and I felt her breast a little bit, but nothing else. and I felt her breast a little bit, but nothing else.
1014 01:14:12,906 01:14:15,032 Right. No intercourse? Right. No intercourse?
1015 01:14:16,034 01:14:17,743 No. No intercourse. No. No intercourse.
1016 01:14:19,371 01:14:22,623 Look, I'm sorry, it's just... You and I never talked about being exclusive. Look, I'm sorry, it's just... You and I never talked about being exclusive.
1017 01:14:22,708 01:14:27,211 I don't want to see her again, okay? You're the one I... I don't want to see her again, okay? You're the one I...
1018 01:14:29,756 01:14:32,258 Look, we'll both be in New York soon, and I want to hang out with you. Look, we'll both be in New York soon, and I want to hang out with you.
1019 01:14:32,342 01:14:35,178 I want to get to know you better, I want to get to know you better,
1020 01:14:35,262 01:14:38,473 if you want to get to know me better as well. if you want to get to know me better as well.
1021 01:14:38,557 01:14:40,308 James, you don't owe me anything. James, you don't owe me anything.
1022 01:14:40,392 01:14:44,020 I know, but I want to owe you things. I know, but I want to owe you things.
1023 01:14:44,855 01:14:49,442 I'm ready to owe you things, okay? Because I really, really care about you. I'm ready to owe you things, okay? Because I really, really care about you.
1024 01:14:50,736 01:14:54,906 -Are you mad at me? 'Cause I'm sorry. -No, no. I'm not mad at you. -Are you mad at me? 'Cause I'm sorry. -No, no. I'm not mad at you.
1025 01:14:56,074 01:15:01,579 Thanks for telling me. That was, like, really sweet. Thanks for telling me. That was, like, really sweet.
1026 01:15:39,076 01:15:42,036 -Are you crazy? You can't come here. -I just can't do this anymore. -Are you crazy? You can't come here. -I just can't do this anymore.
1027 01:15:42,120 01:15:44,705 I'm starting to really fucking hate myself, you know? I'm starting to really fucking hate myself, you know?
1028 01:15:44,790 01:15:48,543 Oh, Christ. My wife probably heard me come in. Oh, Christ. My wife probably heard me come in.
1029 01:15:48,627 01:15:51,045 Just... I gotta... We'll find someplace to talk. Just... I gotta... We'll find someplace to talk.
1030 01:15:51,129 01:15:54,173 I gotta go make an excuse. Park outside my mom's house, okay? I gotta go make an excuse. Park outside my mom's house, okay?
1031 01:15:54,258 01:15:55,883 -Okay. -All right. -Okay. -All right.
1032 01:15:58,470 01:16:01,639 Brennan. Yo, Brennan. Come here! Brennan. Yo, Brennan. Come here!
1033 01:16:03,433 01:16:06,686 Brennan, you gotta hear this. Tell him. Tell him what you told me. Brennan, you gotta hear this. Tell him. Tell him what you told me.
1034 01:16:06,770 01:16:08,980 I ate too many circus peanuts. I ate too many circus peanuts.
1035 01:16:09,064 01:16:11,941 No, what? No, not that, retard. The other thing, the thing about Em. No, what? No, not that, retard. The other thing, the thing about Em.
1036 01:16:12,025 01:16:14,652 Frigo, shut up. Wait, what thing about Em? Frigo, shut up. Wait, what thing about Em?
1037 01:16:14,736 01:16:17,697 I saw Em and Connell in his car. I saw Em and Connell in his car.
1038 01:16:17,781 01:16:20,199 Right, right. What were they doing in the car, Rich? Right, right. What were they doing in the car, Rich?
1039 01:16:20,284 01:16:24,203 They were doing push-ups in his car. They didn't have any pants on. They were doing push-ups in his car. They didn't have any pants on.
1040 01:16:24,288 01:16:26,789 No pants. Naked push-ups, retard, for fucking. No pants. Naked push-ups, retard, for fucking.
1041 01:16:26,873 01:16:28,499 -James, they were fucking. -Frigo, Frigo. Shut up. -James, they were fucking. -Frigo, Frigo. Shut up.
1042 01:16:28,584 01:16:32,920 -When did you see this, Rich? -Like, a while ago, a while ago. -When did you see this, Rich? -Like, a while ago, a while ago.
1043 01:16:33,005 01:16:35,006 It was just a couple of weeks ago, right, Rich? It was just a couple of weeks ago, right, Rich?
1044 01:16:43,098 01:16:46,601 -Hello? -Mr. Lewin, it's James. Is Emily there? -Hello? -Mr. Lewin, it's James. Is Emily there?
1045 01:16:46,685 01:16:50,521 She said she was with you. She said she was gonna go meet you. She said she was with you. She said she was gonna go meet you.
1046 01:16:51,106 01:16:55,026 Oh, yeah. I think we got our wires crossed. Oh, yeah. I think we got our wires crossed.
1047 01:16:56,278 01:16:57,528 Okay, bye. Okay, bye.
1048 01:17:02,367 01:17:03,701 What'd he say? What'd he say?
1049 01:17:06,038 01:17:07,538 Can you get your mother's car? Can you get your mother's car?
1050 01:17:09,291 01:17:12,043 All right, I got the keys. Push me out. All right, I got the keys. Push me out.
1051 01:17:30,479 01:17:32,396 I don't want to drink. I don't want to drink.
1052 01:17:37,736 01:17:40,905 Did you know James went out with Lisa P. last week? Did you know James went out with Lisa P. last week?
1053 01:17:40,989 01:17:43,115 -I know. -You know. -I know. -You know.
1054 01:17:43,742 01:17:46,327 -You want me to rat out James? -Right. -You want me to rat out James? -Right.
1055 01:17:49,915 01:17:51,874 -Slow down. -Shit. -Slow down. -Shit.
1056 01:17:51,958 01:17:52,958 It's Em's car. It's Em's car.
1057 01:17:54,086 01:17:55,711 Let's wait here. Let's wait here.
1058 01:18:01,259 01:18:03,928 I stole some of my grandma's cough medicine if you want some. I stole some of my grandma's cough medicine if you want some.
1059 01:18:04,596 01:18:06,180 -No. -It's grape. -No. -It's grape.
1060 01:18:06,264 01:18:07,932 -No, please. -Okay. -No, please. -Okay.
1061 01:18:08,183 01:18:11,060 Can you sit down, please, just for a second? Can you sit down, please, just for a second?
1062 01:18:16,274 01:18:18,693 -Look, you want to end this? -Yes. -Look, you want to end this? -Yes.
1063 01:18:22,280 01:18:24,532 I got a hockey stick in the back, if you want to smash the windows. I got a hockey stick in the back, if you want to smash the windows.
1064 01:18:24,616 01:18:27,368 -Frigo, shut the fuck up, okay? -All right, okay, Brennan. -Frigo, shut the fuck up, okay? -All right, okay, Brennan.
1065 01:18:27,452 01:18:29,662 -Just trying to help. -Oh, shit. -Just trying to help. -Oh, shit.
1066 01:18:42,175 01:18:44,093 What are you doing here? What are you doing here?
1067 01:18:44,720 01:18:46,804 Are you and Connell, like... Are you and Connell, like...
1068 01:18:49,516 01:18:53,060 It started in, like... I didn't even know you when it... It started in, like... I didn't even know you when it...
1069 01:18:56,481 01:19:00,234 How did you... What are you... How did you find me here? How did you... What are you... How did you find me here?
1070 01:19:00,861 01:19:05,281 Lisa P. told me that Connell used to take some other girl here last summer Lisa P. told me that Connell used to take some other girl here last summer
1071 01:19:06,324 01:19:08,284 to his mother's basement. to his mother's basement.
1072 01:19:08,744 01:19:09,952 Right. Right.
1073 01:19:11,872 01:19:16,000 Yeah, I just, like, don't understand how you could do this. Yeah, I just, like, don't understand how you could do this.
1074 01:19:16,084 01:19:18,085 I came here to... I came here to...
1075 01:19:20,380 01:19:22,173 I know. I know I fucked up, too, okay? I know. I know I fucked up, too, okay?
1076 01:19:22,257 01:19:26,218 I fucked up one time, and I fucking told you about it, and you... I fucked up one time, and I fucking told you about it, and you...
1077 01:19:26,511 01:19:29,096 You think I'm, like, some fucking pathetic idiot or something. You think I'm, like, some fucking pathetic idiot or something.
1078 01:19:29,181 01:19:32,057 You're not a fucking idiot. I'm a fucking idiot. You're not a fucking idiot. I'm a fucking idiot.
1079 01:19:33,852 01:19:35,352 Yeah, that's right. Yeah, that's right.
1080 01:19:46,782 01:19:47,782 Shit. Shit.
1081 01:20:03,173 01:20:06,175 I am the champion. To the victor go the spoils. I am the champion. To the victor go the spoils.
1082 01:20:06,718 01:20:10,221 -Here you go. -What? What is this? -Here you go. -What? What is this?
1083 01:20:10,972 01:20:14,642 -Is it a banana? -It's a banana with eyes. -Is it a banana? -It's a banana with eyes.
1084 01:20:15,310 01:20:18,395 I'd watch my mouth if I were you, carnival boy. I'd watch my mouth if I were you, carnival boy.
1085 01:20:40,418 01:20:41,418 Hey. Hey.
1086 01:20:43,088 01:20:44,088 What's up? What's up?
1087 01:20:48,677 01:20:49,927 I mean... I mean...
1088 01:20:51,555 01:20:54,348 I actually feel sorry for them, you know. I actually feel sorry for them, you know.
1089 01:20:55,183 01:20:57,601 Like, sneaking around and lying to everybody. Like, sneaking around and lying to everybody.
1090 01:20:58,770 01:21:02,022 It's, like, so pathetic. He's a married man. It's, like, so pathetic. He's a married man.
1091 01:21:02,107 01:21:04,108 I know. I know. I know. I know.
1092 01:21:05,986 01:21:10,781 Hey, Lisa, you can't, like, tell anybody about this. Ever. Hey, Lisa, you can't, like, tell anybody about this. Ever.
1093 01:21:11,449 01:21:16,287 Of course, I would never. Of course, I would never.
1094 01:21:33,513 01:21:34,638 Thanks. Thanks.
1095 01:21:35,473 01:21:37,141 Hey, Em, what's up? Hey, Em, what's up?
1096 01:21:38,560 01:21:40,060 Loving life, you know. Loving life, you know.
1097 01:21:40,145 01:21:42,479 Hey, you know I play the drums? Hey, you know I play the drums?
1098 01:21:42,564 01:21:45,691 I did this killer drum solo at the high-school talent show once. I did this killer drum solo at the high-school talent show once.
1099 01:21:45,775 01:21:49,570 I played Limelight by Rush. One, two, three, four! I played Limelight by Rush. One, two, three, four!
1100 01:22:09,174 01:22:11,592 Spin. Good night, Adventureland! Spin. Good night, Adventureland!
1101 01:22:13,053 01:22:16,388 -What the fuck was that? -You like musicians, right? -What the fuck was that? -You like musicians, right?
1102 01:22:27,734 01:22:30,152 Hey, honey, I'm running out of googly eyes. Hey, honey, I'm running out of googly eyes.
1103 01:22:30,236 01:22:31,278 Do you have any more over there? Do you have any more over there?
1104 01:22:31,363 01:22:35,157 Yeah, me, too, but I found these, so I've just been sort of... Yeah, me, too, but I found these, so I've just been sort of...
1105 01:22:37,827 01:22:39,703 -Hey. -Hey, Em! What's up? -Hey. -Hey, Em! What's up?
1106 01:22:42,207 01:22:44,375 I quit. See you. I quit. See you.
1107 01:22:50,715 01:22:52,967 Tommy, you think there's something wrong with this car? Tommy, you think there's something wrong with this car?
1108 01:22:53,051 01:22:54,093 Have your father check it Have your father check it
1109 01:22:54,177 01:22:55,970 because it's making a funny squeaking sound. because it's making a funny squeaking sound.
1110 01:22:56,054 01:22:58,389 I don't know what the problem is. I don't know what the problem is.
1111 01:23:00,141 01:23:01,141 Shit-head! Shit-head!
1112 01:23:07,857 01:23:10,776 Shake a leg and come aboard the SS Adventureland. Shake a leg and come aboard the SS Adventureland.
1113 01:23:10,860 01:23:13,153 I'm not friends with anybody. How the hell would I know? I'm not friends with anybody. How the hell would I know?
1114 01:23:13,238 01:23:16,323 -I don't know. -No way! -I don't know. -No way!
1115 01:23:16,408 01:23:19,243 -Em? Em Lewin? -Yes, yes, yes. Can you believe that? -Em? Em Lewin? -Yes, yes, yes. Can you believe that?
1116 01:23:19,327 01:23:21,996 Em has been sleeping with Connell all summer. Em has been sleeping with Connell all summer.
1117 01:23:22,080 01:23:25,416 -I'm telling you, man. -Connell is a freaking god. -I'm telling you, man. -Connell is a freaking god.
1118 01:23:34,134 01:23:36,969 -Hey, Lisa. -Hey. -Hey, Lisa. -Hey.
1119 01:23:37,095 01:23:40,639 Hi. Look, I don't know what to say, Hi. Look, I don't know what to say,
1120 01:23:40,724 01:23:43,767 but everyone is talking about Em and Connell. but everyone is talking about Em and Connell.
1121 01:23:45,478 01:23:47,604 Kelly's got such a big F-ing mouth. Kelly's got such a big F-ing mouth.
1122 01:23:47,689 01:23:52,109 I'm sorry because I gave you my word. We were just so wasted that night. I'm sorry because I gave you my word. We were just so wasted that night.
1123 01:23:53,194 01:23:55,946 You know I can't hide nothing from Kell. You know I can't hide nothing from Kell.
1124 01:23:57,615 01:23:58,741 Are you mad at me? Are you mad at me?
1125 01:23:58,825 01:24:03,162 Well, yeah. Connell's gonna freak out, and Em quit. Well, yeah. Connell's gonna freak out, and Em quit.
1126 01:24:03,705 01:24:07,708 I feel bad for Connell. I have a hard time feeling sorry for Em. I feel bad for Connell. I have a hard time feeling sorry for Em.
1127 01:24:09,711 01:24:11,295 Guys can't help themselves. Guys can't help themselves.
1128 01:24:11,379 01:24:14,173 -But he's the married one. -Yeah, Em's a frigging home wrecker. -But he's the married one. -Yeah, Em's a frigging home wrecker.
1129 01:24:14,257 01:24:16,884 -He's cheating on his wife, though. -I can't believe you're defending her. -He's cheating on his wife, though. -I can't believe you're defending her.
1130 01:24:16,968 01:24:20,012 What? Because guys can be shitty and women can't? What? Because guys can be shitty and women can't?
1131 01:24:22,932 01:24:23,891 The Musik-Express! The Musik-Express!
1132 01:24:23,975 01:24:25,017 Kell. Kell.
1133 01:24:38,281 01:24:40,741 It's fun because it's really more like dancing than exercising, you know? It's fun because it's really more like dancing than exercising, you know?
1134 01:24:40,825 01:24:43,452 I have a blast. I've been trying to get him to go with me, but he won't go. I have a blast. I've been trying to get him to go with me, but he won't go.
1135 01:24:43,536 01:24:45,079 No, you're not doing it right. No, you're not doing it right.
1136 01:24:45,163 01:24:46,872 Yeah, I don't like lifting my knees that high. Yeah, I don't like lifting my knees that high.
1137 01:24:46,956 01:24:48,332 Yeah, I've noticed. Yeah, I've noticed.
1138 01:24:50,543 01:24:54,713 Emily, you know the Ostrows and the Waldsteins. Emily, you know the Ostrows and the Waldsteins.
1139 01:24:56,216 01:24:57,508 Hi there. Hi there.
1140 01:25:01,262 01:25:03,972 Can I get anyone a refresher? Can I get anyone a refresher?
1141 01:25:05,850 01:25:10,020 Francy, these pieces, I love them. So great. Francy, these pieces, I love them. So great.
1142 01:25:10,105 01:25:13,023 Those there? I love those. I think they are so fun. Those there? I love those. I think they are so fun.
1143 01:25:13,108 01:25:17,027 You're so artsy. I love what you've done with the house. You're so artsy. I love what you've done with the house.
1144 01:25:17,904 01:25:20,948 -Thank you. -It's... It's clean. -Thank you. -It's... It's clean.
1145 01:25:21,032 01:25:24,118 I thought the house was a lot nicer the way my mom used to have it. I thought the house was a lot nicer the way my mom used to have it.
1146 01:25:24,202 01:25:27,121 It's pretty barfarific, if you ask me. It's pretty barfarific, if you ask me.
1147 01:25:29,624 01:25:35,379 -Is that some kind ofjoke, Emily? -No, it's not. -Is that some kind ofjoke, Emily? -No, it's not.
1148 01:25:36,798 01:25:40,050 I think you owe me an apology. Right now. I think you owe me an apology. Right now.
1149 01:25:40,885 01:25:42,511 I don't owe you shit. I don't owe you shit.
1150 01:25:43,221 01:25:45,222 All right, okay. You know what? Give me the drink. All right, okay. You know what? Give me the drink.
1151 01:25:45,306 01:25:47,307 Look, you weren't invited, and I don't want you here, okay? Look, you weren't invited, and I don't want you here, okay?
1152 01:25:47,392 01:25:49,852 -Right, I wasn't invited to this party?. -Yes, you weren't invited, -Right, I wasn't invited to this party?. -Yes, you weren't invited,
1153 01:25:49,936 01:25:51,395 and frankly, I don't like you coming in here and frankly, I don't like you coming in here
1154 01:25:51,479 01:25:52,980 and saying whatever the hell you want, okay? and saying whatever the hell you want, okay?
1155 01:25:53,064 01:25:56,024 I am sick and tired of your behavior, you ungrateful little bitch. I am sick and tired of your behavior, you ungrateful little bitch.
1156 01:25:56,109 01:25:58,235 -Give me the drink. -Okay, Em... -Give me the drink. -Okay, Em...
1157 01:25:58,862 01:26:00,696 God damn it! God damn it!
1158 01:26:01,948 01:26:06,535 Emily! Emily, this has to stop. You cannot say those things no more. Emily! Emily, this has to stop. You cannot say those things no more.
1159 01:26:06,619 01:26:10,622 I can't say what I'm thinking and what I'm feeling every fucking day? I can't say what I'm thinking and what I'm feeling every fucking day?
1160 01:26:12,083 01:26:15,335 -Sy, for God's sake! -I can't force her out. -Sy, for God's sake! -I can't force her out.
1161 01:26:15,420 01:26:18,172 Yeah? Well maybe you can't... Yeah? Well maybe you can't...
1162 01:26:41,779 01:26:43,780 Hey, can I have another? Thanks. Hey, can I have another? Thanks.
1163 01:27:26,324 01:27:27,574 Oh, fuck! Oh, fuck!
1164 01:27:42,674 01:27:44,675 James, get out of the car. James, get out of the car.
1165 01:27:46,386 01:27:47,511 Now! Now!
1166 01:27:56,312 01:28:00,315 Oh, God. Come with me. Oh, God. Come with me.
1167 01:28:04,862 01:28:08,532 You care to explain how Mrs. Frigo's rhododendron got here? You care to explain how Mrs. Frigo's rhododendron got here?
1168 01:28:14,789 01:28:16,206 Good morning. Good morning.
1169 01:28:18,918 01:28:20,585 What's this, mister? What's this, mister?
1170 01:28:25,508 01:28:27,050 What the hell is wrong with you? What the hell is wrong with you?
1171 01:28:27,135 01:28:30,470 You know, I think that Adventureland has made you regress or something. You know, I think that Adventureland has made you regress or something.
1172 01:28:30,555 01:28:32,806 You're quitting that job. You're quitting that job.
1173 01:28:32,890 01:28:37,269 -I never want to go back there again. -Good. How much have you saved? -I never want to go back there again. -Good. How much have you saved?
1174 01:28:38,187 01:28:42,399 $1 ,322, give or take. $1 ,322, give or take.
1175 01:28:42,483 01:28:46,028 Well, the front axle is broken, but that might cover the damage. Well, the front axle is broken, but that might cover the damage.
1176 01:28:46,112 01:28:48,739 And you're gonna have to pay for Mrs. Frigo's rhododendron, too. And you're gonna have to pay for Mrs. Frigo's rhododendron, too.
1177 01:28:48,823 01:28:50,824 I need every cent of that for New York. I need every cent of that for New York.
1178 01:28:50,908 01:28:53,160 Well, I'm sorry, you know, you should have thought about that Well, I'm sorry, you know, you should have thought about that
1179 01:28:53,244 01:28:56,371 before you went out on this little joyride of yours. before you went out on this little joyride of yours.
1180 01:29:02,962 01:29:05,255 Brennan, I'm back. Brennan, I'm back.
1181 01:29:05,340 01:29:06,882 Thank God. How the hell are you? Thank God. How the hell are you?
1182 01:29:06,966 01:29:11,303 Well, Europe changed me. It was revelatory. Well, Europe changed me. It was revelatory.
1183 01:29:12,305 01:29:15,557 There I was, going from one incredible city to the next. There I was, going from one incredible city to the next.
1184 01:29:15,641 01:29:19,061 The ruins, the cathedrals, the endless art treasures. The ruins, the cathedrals, the endless art treasures.
1185 01:29:19,145 01:29:20,354 And I realized something. And I realized something.
1186 01:29:20,897 01:29:23,565 Fuck the Old World. I want the New World. Fuck the Old World. I want the New World.
1187 01:29:23,649 01:29:24,941 -What? -And l want it now! -What? -And l want it now!
1188 01:29:25,026 01:29:28,445 -What do you mean? -I'm going to Harvard Business. -What do you mean? -I'm going to Harvard Business.
1189 01:29:29,322 01:29:30,989 You're what? You're applying? You're what? You're applying?
1190 01:29:31,074 01:29:35,786 No, I'm in, actually. You know, strings were pulled, wheels greased. No, I'm in, actually. You know, strings were pulled, wheels greased.
1191 01:29:36,621 01:29:38,789 Wait, that's in Boston. Wait, that's in Boston.
1192 01:29:39,374 01:29:42,334 What about New York and the apartment? What about New York and the apartment?
1193 01:29:42,418 01:29:46,880 Yeah. Sorry about that, man. I can't really help you out there. Yeah. Sorry about that, man. I can't really help you out there.
1194 01:29:51,761 01:29:56,890 Hey, litterbug. Hey! In the clown mouth. These guys. Hey, litterbug. Hey! In the clown mouth. These guys.
1195 01:29:56,974 01:29:59,226 -Hey, Bobby, Paulette. -Hey, Brennan. -Hey, Bobby, Paulette. -Hey, Brennan.
1196 01:29:59,310 01:30:00,560 Hey, how are you? Hey, how are you?
1197 01:30:00,645 01:30:04,731 You know, we're just... It's the last weekend of the season. You know, we're just... It's the last weekend of the season.
1198 01:30:05,441 01:30:08,527 Just getting ready for winter, closing up shop. Just getting ready for winter, closing up shop.
1199 01:30:08,611 01:30:10,195 We have to turn all these lights off. We have to turn all these lights off.
1200 01:30:10,279 01:30:11,905 -Your check's in the office. -Okay. -Your check's in the office. -Okay.
1201 01:30:11,989 01:30:14,408 We gonna see you next summer? We gonna see you next summer?
1202 01:30:14,492 01:30:16,159 Thank you, Bobby, for everything. Really. Thank you, Bobby, for everything. Really.
1203 01:30:16,244 01:30:18,995 -Gonna see you next summer. -Well, thank you, really. -Gonna see you next summer. -Well, thank you, really.
1204 01:30:19,497 01:30:22,749 We're halfway through our set, and we see him. It's fucking Lou Reed. We're halfway through our set, and we see him. It's fucking Lou Reed.
1205 01:30:22,834 01:30:23,875 -Oh, my... -Holy shit! -Oh, my... -Holy shit!
1206 01:30:23,960 01:30:26,253 Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I keep thinking I'm about to wake up any second. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I keep thinking I'm about to wake up any second.
1207 01:30:26,337 01:30:28,505 And he gets up, gets on stage, puts on a guitar, And he gets up, gets on stage, puts on a guitar,
1208 01:30:28,589 01:30:30,674 and we do a whole fucking set of his songs. and we do a whole fucking set of his songs.
1209 01:30:30,758 01:30:33,677 -We do Vicious, Shed A Light On Love. -Oh, my God. -We do Vicious, Shed A Light On Love. -Oh, my God.
1210 01:30:33,761 01:30:36,263 -What a pisser. -We do I'm Waiting For The Man. -What a pisser. -We do I'm Waiting For The Man.
1211 01:30:36,347 01:30:39,349 Wait, hold on, one second. Wait, hold on, one second.
1212 01:30:40,017 01:30:42,853 -Hey, last paycheck? -Yep. -Hey, last paycheck? -Yep.
1213 01:30:44,772 01:30:46,648 So, how's it going? So, how's it going?
1214 01:30:47,400 01:30:50,152 -Ronnie found out everything. -Sorry. -Ronnie found out everything. -Sorry.
1215 01:30:50,528 01:30:54,239 Yeah, it was bad. It's blown over now, mostly. Yeah, it was bad. It's blown over now, mostly.
1216 01:30:57,160 01:30:59,119 Hey, do you speak to Em? Hey, do you speak to Em?
1217 01:31:00,496 01:31:02,831 Not since she quit. You? Not since she quit. You?
1218 01:31:07,837 01:31:12,299 You know the song is called Satellite OfLove, the Lou Reed song. You know the song is called Satellite OfLove, the Lou Reed song.
1219 01:31:12,383 01:31:14,718 You said Shed A Light On Love, but it's Satellite. You said Shed A Light On Love, but it's Satellite.
1220 01:31:14,802 01:31:17,095 -Yeah, I know. It's Satellite OfLove. -Yeah, it's like Skylab. -Yeah, I know. It's Satellite OfLove. -Yeah, it's like Skylab.
1221 01:31:17,180 01:31:19,848 Yeah, I know, it's... Yeah, it's called Satellite OfLove. Yeah, I know, it's... Yeah, it's called Satellite OfLove.
1222 01:31:19,932 01:31:21,224 Yeah. Yeah.
1223 01:31:27,482 01:31:29,774 Take care of yourself, Brennan. Take care of yourself, Brennan.
1224 01:31:29,859 01:31:31,401 Yeah, you, too. Yeah, you, too.
1225 01:31:35,907 01:31:39,493 -Where were we? -You were telling us about the... -Where were we? -You were telling us about the...
1226 01:31:39,577 01:31:40,744 -Satellite Of Love. -Yeah. Yeah. -Satellite Of Love. -Yeah. Yeah.
1227 01:31:40,828 01:31:42,662 -That's what we were talking about. -That's my favorite one! -That's what we were talking about. -That's my favorite one!
1228 01:31:42,747 01:31:43,997 Yeah, it's a good tune. Yeah, it's a good tune.
1229 01:31:44,123 01:31:47,959 Yes! We got the Viet Cong, fellas. We got the Viet Cong here! Yes! We got the Viet Cong, fellas. We got the Viet Cong here!
1230 01:31:48,044 01:31:50,545 I need suppressive fire, but I can handle it. I need suppressive fire, but I can handle it.
1231 01:31:50,630 01:31:52,506 I think I got this under control. I think I got this under control.
1232 01:31:52,590 01:31:56,009 -Your friend Eric boned you, huh? -Yeah. -Your friend Eric boned you, huh? -Yeah.
1233 01:31:56,093 01:31:58,011 How are you gonna pull off New York now? How are you gonna pull off New York now?
1234 01:31:58,095 01:32:00,597 I can't pull it off. I'm stuck here. I can't pull it off. I'm stuck here.
1235 01:32:01,641 01:32:04,976 What's the point of being a writer or an artist anyway? What's the point of being a writer or an artist anyway?
1236 01:32:05,186 01:32:08,063 Herman Melville wrote fucking Moby Dick, Herman Melville wrote fucking Moby Dick,
1237 01:32:08,147 01:32:10,565 and he was so poor and forgotten by the time he died and he was so poor and forgotten by the time he died
1238 01:32:10,650 01:32:14,402 that in his obituary, they called him Henry Melville. that in his obituary, they called him Henry Melville.
1239 01:32:14,487 01:32:15,529 You know? Like, why bother? You know? Like, why bother?
1240 01:32:15,613 01:32:17,656 They're just gonna forget our fucking names anyway. They're just gonna forget our fucking names anyway.
1241 01:32:17,740 01:32:20,367 Viet Cong, Viet Cong! I'm coming! Viet Cong, Viet Cong! I'm coming!
1242 01:32:20,451 01:32:21,910 I got it! I got it!
1243 01:32:22,870 01:32:26,164 I heard Em went back to New York. I heard Em went back to New York.
1244 01:32:26,249 01:32:29,584 I wish it didn't end like that. I should've... I wish it didn't end like that. I should've...
1245 01:32:29,669 01:32:31,253 I don't know. I don't know.
1246 01:32:33,714 01:32:34,965 Get behind me. Boom! Get behind me. Boom!
1247 01:32:35,049 01:32:38,552 I got two! There's one! There's two! What's that? I got two! There's one! There's two! What's that?
1248 01:32:38,636 01:32:42,097 Boom! Boom! Boom, baby, boom! Boom! Boom! Boom, baby, boom!
1249 01:32:54,318 01:32:57,904 Your Herman Melville story, that's bullshit. Your Herman Melville story, that's bullshit.
1250 01:32:57,989 01:33:00,365 It's true. They called him Henry. It's true. They called him Henry.
1251 01:33:00,449 01:33:04,160 No, I mean he wrote a 700-page allegorical novel No, I mean he wrote a 700-page allegorical novel
1252 01:33:04,245 01:33:06,913 about the whaling industry. I think he was... about the whaling industry. I think he was...
1253 01:33:06,998 01:33:10,166 I think he was a pretty passionate guy, Joel. I think he was a pretty passionate guy, Joel.
1254 01:33:10,251 01:33:12,544 I hope they call me Henry when I die, too. I hope they call me Henry when I die, too.
1255 01:33:12,628 01:33:14,629 Yeah? One can only hope. Yeah? One can only hope.
1256 01:33:20,511 01:33:23,763 Brennan, don't get all drunk and fall asleep. Brennan, don't get all drunk and fall asleep.
1257 01:33:23,848 01:33:27,142 -Why? -Because I'll jack off on your face. -Why? -Because I'll jack off on your face.
1258 01:33:27,226 01:33:31,438 -Okay, I'm gonna go. -What? -Okay, I'm gonna go. -What?
1259 01:33:31,522 01:33:33,690 I'll see you around, Frigo. I'll see you around, Frigo.
1260 01:33:35,067 01:33:36,484 All right. All right.
1261 01:33:38,154 01:33:40,822 Good luck with him. Even. Good luck with him. Even.
1262 01:33:42,742 01:33:44,034 Good one! Good one!
1263 01:33:45,995 01:33:48,663 That was nice, Brennan. That was nice. That was nice, Brennan. That was nice.
1264 01:33:51,292 01:33:52,292 That must have hurt. That must have hurt.
1265 01:35:27,555 01:35:31,349 Hi. I just got off the bus. I'm a New Yorker now. Hi. I just got off the bus. I'm a New Yorker now.
1266 01:35:31,851 01:35:34,436 I guess I should probably buy an umbrella. I guess I should probably buy an umbrella.
1267 01:35:35,521 01:35:38,732 I don't think I can see you. I don't think I can see you.
1268 01:35:39,442 01:35:40,525 What? What?
1269 01:35:42,236 01:35:45,697 This summer was rough. This summer was rough.
1270 01:35:48,325 01:35:52,537 I did things that I really, really regret. I did things that I really, really regret.
1271 01:35:53,622 01:35:55,540 Yeah, me, too. Yeah, me, too.
1272 01:35:56,584 01:35:59,836 I'm sorry I told Lisa P. about you and Connell. I'm sorry I told Lisa P. about you and Connell.
1273 01:36:01,756 01:36:04,966 She, you know, told the rest of the world, but... She, you know, told the rest of the world, but...
1274 01:36:06,844 01:36:08,803 I'm not gonna lie. I was really angry at you, I'm not gonna lie. I was really angry at you,
1275 01:36:08,888 01:36:11,473 but you didn't deserve that. but you didn't deserve that.
1276 01:36:12,391 01:36:14,350 You know, James, You know, James,
1277 01:36:15,478 01:36:19,647 I am so sorry for fucking this up. I am so sorry for fucking this up.
1278 01:36:20,399 01:36:24,527 You know, you were the only good thing that happened this summer. You know, you were the only good thing that happened this summer.
1279 01:36:27,907 01:36:29,240 Wait, Em. Wait, Em.
1280 01:36:32,703 01:36:37,207 I think I maybe see you a little differently than you see yourself. I think I maybe see you a little differently than you see yourself.
1281 01:36:37,583 01:36:40,460 Yes, I see the person who fucked up, but I also see the person Yes, I see the person who fucked up, but I also see the person
1282 01:36:40,544 01:36:43,797 who saved me from being knifed over a giant-ass panda, who saved me from being knifed over a giant-ass panda,
1283 01:36:43,881 01:36:47,967 who introduced me to psychotropic-chocolate-chip cookies, who introduced me to psychotropic-chocolate-chip cookies,
1284 01:36:48,052 01:36:52,555 and who stood up for Joel, and who doesn't make apologies for herself. and who stood up for Joel, and who doesn't make apologies for herself.
1285 01:36:55,017 01:36:59,771 Look, my theory is you can't just avoid everybody you screw up with. Look, my theory is you can't just avoid everybody you screw up with.
1286 01:36:59,855 01:37:03,191 And you should trust me. I'm a New Yorker. And you should trust me. I'm a New Yorker.
1287 01:37:09,865 01:37:11,449 -You are soaking wet. -Yeah. -You are soaking wet. -Yeah.
1288 01:37:11,534 01:37:12,700 Do you have anything else you can wear? Do you have anything else you can wear?
1289 01:37:12,785 01:37:14,661 I'll check. I'll check.
1290 01:37:14,745 01:37:17,163 -Do you want some tea? -Yeah. -Do you want some tea? -Yeah.
1291 01:37:19,917 01:37:23,294 No, everything in here is soaking wet. No, everything in here is soaking wet.
1292 01:37:25,714 01:37:27,257 -Here. -Thanks. -Here. -Thanks.
1293 01:37:30,719 01:37:32,637 So you're going to Columbia? So you're going to Columbia?
1294 01:37:32,721 01:37:35,431 No. No. Maybe next year. No. No. No. Maybe next year. No.
1295 01:37:36,267 01:37:37,225 Why? Why?
1296 01:37:37,309 01:37:42,021 I wrecked my dad's car, and I lost all my carny money. I wrecked my dad's car, and I lost all my carny money.
1297 01:37:42,940 01:37:44,440 So what's the plan? So what's the plan?
1298 01:37:44,525 01:37:49,028 I'm gonna crash at the Y for a week. I'm gonna look for a shitty job and... I'm gonna crash at the Y for a week. I'm gonna look for a shitty job and...
1299 01:37:50,281 01:37:51,739 I don't know. I don't know.
1300 01:37:54,368 01:37:56,369 Here. Give me your shirt. Here. Give me your shirt.
1301 01:38:01,584 01:38:04,127 -I'll get you another shirt. -Thanks. -I'll get you another shirt. -Thanks.
1302 01:38:06,338 01:38:07,589 Hey, Em. Hey, Em.
1303 01:38:11,886 01:38:13,845 I really missed you. I really missed you.
1304 01:38:21,770 01:38:23,646 You wanna wear this? You wanna wear this?
1305 01:38:24,648 01:38:28,818 I... No. No. I never wanna see that again. I... No. No. I never wanna see that again.
1306 01:38:30,112 01:38:33,656 Why do you have that? Why do you have that stupid shirt? Why do you have that? Why do you have that stupid shirt?
1307 01:38:40,080 01:38:42,165 Is it okay that I did that? Is it okay that I did that?
1308 01:38:43,125 01:38:44,417 Yeah. Yeah.
1309 01:39:22,373 01:39:23,748 -Are we doing this? -I think so. -Are we doing this? -I think so.
1310 01:39:23,832 01:39:26,209 Okay, we are? Okay. Okay, we are? Okay.
1311 01:39:29,880 01:39:31,005 Okay. Okay.
1312 01:43:31,580 01:43:32,580 Do you like adventure? Do you like adventure?
1313 01:43:34,666 01:43:35,875 -Adventureland totally rocks. -Adventureland totally rocks. -Adventureland totally rocks. -Adventureland totally rocks.
1314 01:43:37,794 01:43:42,632 It's perfect for me, my wife, my family. It's great here. This is wonderful. It's perfect for me, my wife, my family. It's great here. This is wonderful.
1315 01:43:43,634 01:43:44,967 Adventureland is top shelf. Adventureland is top shelf.
1316 01:43:45,302 01:43:46,302 Adventureland. Adventureland.
1317 01:43:53,268 01:43:54,810 It's a funtastic time. It's a funtastic time.
1318 01:43:56,396 01:43:57,730 Adventureland! Adventureland!
1319 01:43:57,814 01:43:59,315 In Pittsburgh, PA. In Pittsburgh, PA.