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2 00:00:11,931 00:00:13,933 [piano playing] [piano playing]
3 00:00:30,198 00:00:33,285 [Paul playing "The Christmas Blues"] [Paul playing "The Christmas Blues"]
4 00:00:40,083 00:00:42,461 [Bill] That's funny. That's appropriate, isn't it? [Bill] That's funny. That's appropriate, isn't it?
5 00:00:42,669 00:00:44,671 How does that go? Let's see... How does that go? Let's see...
6 00:00:46,715 00:00:49,927 The jingle bells are jingling ♪ The jingle bells are jingling ♪
7 00:00:50,010 00:00:53,388 The streets are white with snow ♪ The streets are white with snow ♪
8 00:00:54,180 00:00:57,309 The happy crowds are mingling ♪ The happy crowds are mingling ♪
9 00:00:58,143 00:01:01,062 But there's no one that I know ♪ But there's no one that I know ♪
10 00:01:02,022 00:01:04,650 I'm sure that you'll forgive me ♪ I'm sure that you'll forgive me ♪
11 00:01:05,317 00:01:09,195 If I don't enthuse ♪ If I don't enthuse ♪
12 00:01:09,989 00:01:11,657 I've come down ♪ I've come down ♪
13 00:01:11,740 00:01:17,746 With those Christmas blues ♪ With those Christmas blues ♪
14 00:01:18,538 00:01:24,169 I've done my window shopping There's not a store that I missed ♪ I've done my window shopping There's not a store that I missed ♪
15 00:01:26,129 00:01:33,094 But what's the use of stopping? When there's no one on your list ♪ But what's the use of stopping? When there's no one on your list ♪
16 00:01:34,763 00:01:37,975 You'll know the way I'm feeling ♪ You'll know the way I'm feeling ♪
17 00:01:38,684 00:01:42,187 When you love and you lose ♪ When you love and you lose ♪
18 00:01:42,270 00:01:45,691 Then you'll have the Christmas blues ♪ Then you'll have the Christmas blues ♪
19 00:01:49,862 00:01:53,740 When somebody wants you ♪ When somebody wants you ♪
20 00:01:53,824 00:01:56,743 Somebody needs you ♪ Somebody needs you ♪
21 00:01:57,410 00:02:03,458 Christmas is a joy of joys ♪ Christmas is a joy of joys ♪
22 00:02:05,126 00:02:08,547 But friends, when you're lonely ♪ But friends, when you're lonely ♪
23 00:02:09,631 00:02:13,886 You'll find that it's only a thing ♪ You'll find that it's only a thing ♪
24 00:02:13,969 00:02:18,974 For little girls and little boys ♪ For little girls and little boys ♪
25 00:02:21,727 00:02:24,104 May all your days be merry ♪ May all your days be merry ♪
26 00:02:24,855 00:02:28,108 Your season full of cheer ♪ Your season full of cheer ♪
27 00:02:29,651 00:02:32,237 But 'til it's January ♪ But 'til it's January ♪
28 00:02:34,322 00:02:37,325 I'm going to go disappear ♪ I'm going to go disappear ♪
29 00:02:38,744 00:02:44,041 Yeah, Santa may have brought you Stars for your shoes ♪ Yeah, Santa may have brought you Stars for your shoes ♪
30 00:02:44,666 00:02:51,631 All Saint Nick brought me Was the Christmas blues ♪ All Saint Nick brought me Was the Christmas blues ♪
31 00:02:52,674 00:02:56,678 Those brightly-packaged Tinsel-covered ♪ Those brightly-packaged Tinsel-covered ♪
32 00:02:57,345 00:03:02,684 Christmas... ♪ Christmas... ♪
33 00:03:02,768 00:03:06,396 Blues ♪ Blues ♪
34 00:03:14,029 00:03:15,697 [telephone ringing] [telephone ringing]
35 00:03:17,240 00:03:19,118 - Merry Christmas. - [Bill] I'm not here. - Merry Christmas. - [Bill] I'm not here.
36 00:03:19,200 00:03:21,078 - Mr. Murray's suite. - I'm already dead. - Mr. Murray's suite. - I'm already dead.
37 00:03:21,161 00:03:23,413 - [Dimitri] Yes, of course. - The answer's no. - [Dimitri] Yes, of course. - The answer's no.
38 00:03:23,496 00:03:24,998 [knocking] [knocking]
39 00:03:25,665 00:03:27,709 - Who is it? - Your producers, Mr. Murray. - Who is it? - Your producers, Mr. Murray.
40 00:03:27,793 00:03:30,963 They're outside. They've heard your beautiful voice, sir. They're outside. They've heard your beautiful voice, sir.
41 00:03:31,046 00:03:34,007 - [Bill shouts] God hates me. - [Dimitri] Forgive me, Mr. Murray. - [Bill shouts] God hates me. - [Dimitri] Forgive me, Mr. Murray.
42 00:03:34,215 00:03:37,302 But God is your biggest fan. Number one fan. But God is your biggest fan. Number one fan.
43 00:03:37,385 00:03:39,721 Truly a huge fan, Mr. Murray. Truly a huge fan, Mr. Murray.
44 00:03:40,680 00:03:43,224 - You really think so? - Number one, sir. Number one. - You really think so? - Number one, sir. Number one.
45 00:03:43,308 00:03:45,060 - [Liz] Hey! - [Bev] Hey! - [Liz] Hey! - [Bev] Hey!
46 00:03:45,268 00:03:47,146 Murray Christmas! Murray Christmas!
47 00:03:47,228 00:03:48,438 - Get it? - Yeah... - Get it? - Yeah...
48 00:03:48,521 00:03:52,484 - Wow, you look festive. - I would lose those antlers. - Wow, you look festive. - I would lose those antlers.
49 00:03:53,819 00:03:56,529 Has anyone shown up for this thing? Has anyone shown up for this thing?
50 00:03:57,197 00:03:59,240 - We're here. - Yeah, so that's one friend. - We're here. - Yeah, so that's one friend.
51 00:03:59,324 00:04:01,201 - Paul's here. - [Bev] Yeah, Paul's here. - Paul's here. - [Bev] Yeah, Paul's here.
52 00:04:01,284 00:04:03,328 I wouldn't miss this nutty gig for the world. I wouldn't miss this nutty gig for the world.
53 00:04:03,411 00:04:06,289 [Bev] What are you worried about? Come on. Let's do the show. [Bev] What are you worried about? Come on. Let's do the show.
54 00:04:06,372 00:04:08,750 - Chop, chop. - There's no one moving in the whole city. - Chop, chop. - There's no one moving in the whole city.
55 00:04:08,834 00:04:11,003 The airports are closed. The trains are closed. The airports are closed. The trains are closed.
56 00:04:11,086 00:04:14,255 The buses and bridges and tunnels are not working. The buses and bridges and tunnels are not working.
57 00:04:15,048 00:04:19,552 A couple of saloons have closed. The entire city of New York is shut down. A couple of saloons have closed. The entire city of New York is shut down.
58 00:04:20,345 00:04:23,140 And you're expecting me to go downstairs and do a show? And you're expecting me to go downstairs and do a show?
59 00:04:23,348 00:04:27,310 - Anything that's fun is always hard. - That's right. - Anything that's fun is always hard. - That's right.
60 00:04:27,519 00:04:31,815 Oh, it's a miracle. You two are going to shut up for a second. Oh, it's a miracle. You two are going to shut up for a second.
61 00:04:31,898 00:04:32,899 [telephone ringing] [telephone ringing]
62 00:04:32,983 00:04:35,027 - Please be George. - [Bev] Please be George. - Please be George. - [Bev] Please be George.
63 00:04:35,110 00:04:36,695 - Hey. - [Liz] Is it George Clooney? - Hey. - [Liz] Is it George Clooney?
64 00:04:36,778 00:04:38,238 - Is it Clooney? - Is it Clooney? - Is it Clooney? - Is it Clooney?
65 00:04:38,321 00:04:40,657 - Is he on the phone? - Please, God, let it be Clooney. - Is he on the phone? - Please, God, let it be Clooney.
66 00:04:40,740 00:04:42,283 [Bill] How did you get this number? [Bill] How did you get this number?
67 00:04:43,493 00:04:47,372 Now, you'd better tell me because I'm going to find out. I am working. Now, you'd better tell me because I'm going to find out. I am working.
68 00:04:49,041 00:04:51,960 Don't ever do this again. Ever. You got it? Don't ever do this again. Ever. You got it?
69 00:04:55,463 00:04:56,464 [Bill sighs] [Bill sighs]
70 00:04:57,132 00:04:59,885 - My sister. - Family is important. - My sister. - Family is important.
71 00:05:00,093 00:05:02,012 I need you to produce! I need you to produce!
72 00:05:02,095 00:05:03,471 - [Liz] Okay. - Okay. - [Liz] Okay. - Okay.
73 00:05:03,555 00:05:06,599 - How do we cancel this? - Okay. I understand why you're frustrated. - How do we cancel this? - Okay. I understand why you're frustrated.
74 00:05:06,683 00:05:09,228 I would be frustrated, too. Maybe we shouldn't do it. I would be frustrated, too. Maybe we shouldn't do it.
75 00:05:09,310 00:05:11,730 - Bev, should we cancel it? - Okay. You two, grow up. - Bev, should we cancel it? - Okay. You two, grow up.
76 00:05:11,813 00:05:14,399 The satellite is bought and paid for and non-refundable. The satellite is bought and paid for and non-refundable.
77 00:05:14,482 00:05:16,776 - So we can't cancel. - You've got to try to cancel. - So we can't cancel. - You've got to try to cancel.
78 00:05:16,860 00:05:19,445 - We placed all the ads, man. - Which is so exciting! - We placed all the ads, man. - Which is so exciting!
79 00:05:19,529 00:05:23,242 - The network has been pro-mo'ing this. - They are very jazzed about it. - The network has been pro-mo'ing this. - They are very jazzed about it.
80 00:05:23,324 00:05:26,786 And I don't want to tell you how personally on the hook you are for this. And I don't want to tell you how personally on the hook you are for this.
81 00:05:26,870 00:05:28,747 You do not want to get sued, Bill. You do not want to get sued, Bill.
82 00:05:28,955 00:05:31,541 You don't want to be personally on the hook. That is scary. You don't want to be personally on the hook. That is scary.
83 00:05:31,624 00:05:33,126 So we've got some weather issues. So we've got some weather issues.
84 00:05:33,334 00:05:36,046 Hold on, Bev. Bill might have a right. Maybe... Hold on, Bev. Bill might have a right. Maybe...
85 00:05:36,129 00:05:40,175 Bill has a contractual right to do the best fucking Christmas show that he can. Bill has a contractual right to do the best fucking Christmas show that he can.
86 00:05:40,259 00:05:42,594 Let me guess. You're the bad cop. Let me guess. You're the bad cop.
87 00:05:42,677 00:05:44,846 Yeah, I'm sorry. That was a little over the top. Yeah, I'm sorry. That was a little over the top.
88 00:05:44,930 00:05:46,056 Hey. Hey.
89 00:05:47,432 00:05:49,559 - Think of the troops. - Yeah. - Think of the troops. - Yeah.
90 00:05:49,642 00:05:54,731 Right? And the kids in hospitals. And pets outside. Right? And the kids in hospitals. And pets outside.
91 00:05:54,940 00:05:56,233 I need my antlers! I need my antlers!
92 00:05:56,316 00:05:58,026 You always forget them. You always forget them.
93 00:05:58,110 00:06:00,612 - Jackpot! Here we go. - Thanks, Paul. Come on. - Jackpot! Here we go. - Thanks, Paul. Come on.
94 00:06:01,238 00:06:02,655 Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go.
95 00:06:04,032 00:06:05,284 No, no, no, no. No elevator. No, no, no, no. No elevator.
96 00:06:05,366 00:06:08,745 The little guys in uniforms who run these things couldn't make it in today. The little guys in uniforms who run these things couldn't make it in today.
97 00:06:08,828 00:06:12,207 Yeah, we're walking. A little exercise is not going to kill you. Yeah, we're walking. A little exercise is not going to kill you.
98 00:06:12,874 00:06:16,211 - Come on. - Goodness me. Dimitri, hold onto these. - Come on. - Goodness me. Dimitri, hold onto these.
99 00:06:16,295 00:06:19,631 Oh, the weather outside is frightful ♪ Oh, the weather outside is frightful ♪
100 00:06:19,714 00:06:22,884 [Liz and Bill] ♪ But the fire is so delightful [Liz and Bill] ♪ But the fire is so delightful ♪
101 00:06:23,093 00:06:25,887 And since we've no place to go ♪ And since we've no place to go ♪
102 00:06:26,096 00:06:29,891 Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow ♪ Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow ♪
103 00:06:29,975 00:06:32,144 Let it snow... ♪ Let it snow... ♪
104 00:06:32,227 00:06:36,148 [Jackie] This is your idea of a Christmas special? This is a national disgrace. [Jackie] This is your idea of a Christmas special? This is a national disgrace.
105 00:06:37,774 00:06:41,402 Alright, stand down, Double D. He's just a Hollywood sleaze bag. Alright, stand down, Double D. He's just a Hollywood sleaze bag.
106 00:06:42,070 00:06:45,365 I don't even know how to express my shame in this moment. I don't even know how to express my shame in this moment.
107 00:06:45,448 00:06:48,618 The Murricane skulking down the back stairs The Murricane skulking down the back stairs
108 00:06:48,701 00:06:51,704 like some 25-dollar-an-hour Twin Cities hooker. like some 25-dollar-an-hour Twin Cities hooker.
109 00:06:51,913 00:06:57,043 Go away. I told you. I don't want a manager, especially you. Go away. I told you. I don't want a manager, especially you.
110 00:06:57,252 00:06:59,545 Maybe not. But you definitely need one. Maybe not. But you definitely need one.
111 00:06:59,629 00:07:05,760 Bill, Billy, this sad excuse for a Christmas special... No harm intended... Bill, Billy, this sad excuse for a Christmas special... No harm intended...
112 00:07:05,844 00:07:07,095 Oh, none taken. Oh, none taken.
113 00:07:07,179 00:07:09,848 Seems more like a Christ-mess, as in, what a mess! Seems more like a Christ-mess, as in, what a mess!
114 00:07:12,309 00:07:14,019 We have George Clooney. We have George Clooney.
115 00:07:14,853 00:07:16,562 I rest my case. I rest my case.
116 00:07:16,646 00:07:17,814 You saw Monuments Men? You saw Monuments Men?
117 00:07:18,023 00:07:20,817 - I was in it. - Number what? Seven on the call sheet? - I was in it. - Number what? Seven on the call sheet?
118 00:07:20,900 00:07:22,735 - You were so good in that. - You were great. - You were so good in that. - You were great.
119 00:07:22,819 00:07:23,862 You were very good. You were very good.
120 00:07:24,070 00:07:26,865 What I'm saying is we all love George, right? What I'm saying is we all love George, right?
121 00:07:26,948 00:07:29,034 He and I are close. He's a citizen of the world. He and I are close. He's a citizen of the world.
122 00:07:29,117 00:07:31,328 But we need size. We need edge. But we need size. We need edge.
123 00:07:31,536 00:07:35,540 If security had come in today, I would be calling them right now. If security had come in today, I would be calling them right now.
124 00:07:35,748 00:07:39,502 Look, just sign with me today, okay? I know you're a big fish. Look, just sign with me today, okay? I know you're a big fish.
125 00:07:39,585 00:07:42,463 But you're not going to snap my line, okay? I'm hanging on tight. But you're not going to snap my line, okay? I'm hanging on tight.
126 00:07:42,547 00:07:44,424 Here's our Murricane special. Here's our Murricane special.
127 00:07:44,507 00:07:47,093 Blimp shot down into Dallas Cowboys Stadium... Blimp shot down into Dallas Cowboys Stadium...
128 00:07:47,302 00:07:49,054 - Done it. - Retractable roof opens. - Done it. - Retractable roof opens.
129 00:07:49,137 00:07:52,557 - 80,000 screaming fans. - Yeah. - 80,000 screaming fans. - Yeah.
130 00:07:52,640 00:07:54,517 What? You do it in post. What? You do it in post.
131 00:07:54,600 00:07:55,601 Camera zooms in. Camera zooms in.
132 00:07:55,685 00:08:00,023 We see Miley Cyrus wearing a sexy red mini skirt, sitting on a white sleigh. We see Miley Cyrus wearing a sexy red mini skirt, sitting on a white sleigh.
133 00:08:00,106 00:08:01,733 - You run in... - Miley's in Tahoe. - You run in... - Miley's in Tahoe.
134 00:08:02,901 00:08:07,488 I know Miley. And that may or may not be true. I know Miley. And that may or may not be true.
135 00:08:07,697 00:08:09,866 Okay, you just have to go away. I'm sorry. Okay, you just have to go away. I'm sorry.
136 00:08:09,949 00:08:14,162 Please just go as far away as your company will send you. Please just go as far away as your company will send you.
137 00:08:14,246 00:08:17,040 Miss, could you check him, please? Thank you. Miss, could you check him, please? Thank you.
138 00:08:17,123 00:08:19,667 I've heard that one. You better check yourself, Bill. I've heard that one. You better check yourself, Bill.
139 00:08:19,751 00:08:22,379 You better run like a thief from this car wreck. You better run like a thief from this car wreck.
140 00:08:23,129 00:08:24,714 Total disaster. Total disaster.
141 00:08:26,299 00:08:28,093 Total disaster. Total disaster.
142 00:08:29,761 00:08:30,762 Are you an actress? Are you an actress?
143 00:08:30,845 00:08:32,013 [bells ringing] [bells ringing]
144 00:08:36,101 00:08:39,896 [announcer] Tonight, Christmas Eve, from the legendary Hotel Carlyle in New York, [announcer] Tonight, Christmas Eve, from the legendary Hotel Carlyle in New York,
145 00:08:39,979 00:08:42,148 Bill Murray and his celebrity friends gather... Bill Murray and his celebrity friends gather...
146 00:08:42,357 00:08:43,983 See, Bill? Easy peasy. See, Bill? Easy peasy.
147 00:08:44,067 00:08:49,281 We cut from you here live on stage, to your guests' pre-taped reaction shots. We cut from you here live on stage, to your guests' pre-taped reaction shots.
148 00:08:49,364 00:08:52,117 No one knows you aren't in the same room together. Boom, done. No one knows you aren't in the same room together. Boom, done.
149 00:08:52,200 00:08:54,827 - A Christmas miracle. - You've got to be kidding. - A Christmas miracle. - You've got to be kidding.
150 00:08:56,496 00:09:00,083 This is from last year's Golden Globes. That's not going to match. This is from last year's Golden Globes. That's not going to match.
151 00:09:00,292 00:09:03,378 Yeah, match it... What does it have to match? Yeah, match it... What does it have to match?
152 00:09:03,462 00:09:05,880 It's all just fantasy, right? It's all just fantasy, right?
153 00:09:05,964 00:09:09,468 I mean, we're the weavers of dreams. We're the makers of merry. I mean, we're the weavers of dreams. We're the makers of merry.
154 00:09:09,550 00:09:12,845 - This is all just an illusion. - Absolutely. It's all an illusion, Bill. - This is all just an illusion. - Absolutely. It's all an illusion, Bill.
155 00:09:12,929 00:09:15,890 That's Brad Pitt and Angelina. They're in Africa. That's Brad Pitt and Angelina. They're in Africa.
156 00:09:15,974 00:09:17,434 And it's daytime in Africa. And it's daytime in Africa.
157 00:09:17,517 00:09:20,770 They're not in New York at Bemelmans. They're in Africa. They're not in New York at Bemelmans. They're in Africa.
158 00:09:20,853 00:09:22,522 Those are huts. Those are huts.
159 00:09:22,605 00:09:23,731 [shouts] Who sees a hut? [shouts] Who sees a hut?
160 00:09:23,815 00:09:27,110 Come on. Bill, calm down and trust us. Come on. Bill, calm down and trust us.
161 00:09:27,193 00:09:30,155 Were you nominated for an Emmy for producing the SAG awards? Were you nominated for an Emmy for producing the SAG awards?
162 00:09:30,363 00:09:31,823 - No. - [Bev] Neither were we. - No. - [Bev] Neither were we.
163 00:09:32,491 00:09:35,576 So get up there and do the show. We go live in 90 seconds. So get up there and do the show. We go live in 90 seconds.
164 00:09:35,785 00:09:40,206 Bill, I think it's a blessing that these people didn't show up. Bill, I think it's a blessing that these people didn't show up.
165 00:09:40,290 00:09:43,293 Because now it's your time, you know. Because now it's your time, you know.
166 00:09:43,502 00:09:46,587 The universe gives us many gifts. It's whether or not we receive them. The universe gives us many gifts. It's whether or not we receive them.
167 00:09:46,671 00:09:49,757 - That's right. Receive the gift. - This job is always surprising me. - That's right. Receive the gift. - This job is always surprising me.
168 00:09:50,383 00:09:53,386 - I'm so alone. - Okay, Bill... - I'm so alone. - Okay, Bill...
169 00:09:53,470 00:09:54,929 - You know... - We're with you... - You know... - We're with you...
170 00:09:55,013 00:09:56,222 You know, you and I... You know, you and I...
171 00:09:57,307 00:09:59,017 we're not in the same business. we're not in the same business.
172 00:10:04,230 00:10:05,773 Okay, there he goes. He's going. Okay, there he goes. He's going.
173 00:10:05,857 00:10:08,860 Bill, I don't want to pressure you, but one minute until air. Bill, I don't want to pressure you, but one minute until air.
174 00:10:08,943 00:10:11,696 Five cameras. I like our chances of someone getting it right. Five cameras. I like our chances of someone getting it right.
175 00:10:11,779 00:10:15,033 60 seconds! He's going up. Let's get ready. Are you ready, Paul? 60 seconds! He's going up. Let's get ready. Are you ready, Paul?
176 00:10:15,908 00:10:17,910 - [Paul] Ready! - Alright. - [Paul] Ready! - Alright.
177 00:10:17,994 00:10:21,039 - [Bill] What are we doing? - [Bev] Let's jingle those bells, buddy. - [Bill] What are we doing? - [Bev] Let's jingle those bells, buddy.
178 00:10:21,122 00:10:23,666 [Ivan] We're going live in five seconds, everyone. [Ivan] We're going live in five seconds, everyone.
179 00:10:23,875 00:10:26,044 Is there a microphone or do we imagine that, too? Is there a microphone or do we imagine that, too?
180 00:10:26,252 00:10:28,338 - [shouts] Use your stage voice. - [Bev] Yeah. - [shouts] Use your stage voice. - [Bev] Yeah.
181 00:10:28,421 00:10:29,506 You're on stage. You're on stage.
182 00:10:29,714 00:10:31,341 [Bev] There we go. Look. [Bev] There we go. Look.
183 00:10:32,008 00:10:35,554 - We've got one sound guy. - [Ivan] Swing the camera. The other way. - We've got one sound guy. - [Ivan] Swing the camera. The other way.
184 00:10:35,636 00:10:37,763 [Bill sobs] [Bill sobs]
185 00:10:37,847 00:10:39,474 You people are disgusting. You people are disgusting.
186 00:10:39,558 00:10:41,684 - You're looking great up there. - Crushing it. - You're looking great up there. - Crushing it.
187 00:10:41,893 00:10:44,521 [Ivan over microphone] We're going live on air. Stand by. [Ivan over microphone] We're going live on air. Stand by.
188 00:10:44,604 00:10:46,856 Everyone set? We're live on TV in... Everyone set? We're live on TV in...
189 00:10:47,065 00:10:53,654 eight, seven, six, five, four, three... eight, seven, six, five, four, three...
190 00:10:53,738 00:10:55,490 Make it great. Two... Go, Bill! Make it great. Two... Go, Bill!
191 00:10:55,698 00:10:57,700 [Paul playing "Jingle Bells"] [Paul playing "Jingle Bells"]
192 00:10:59,869 00:11:04,832 Dashing through the snow In a one horse open sleigh ♪ Dashing through the snow In a one horse open sleigh ♪
193 00:11:05,458 00:11:08,836 Over fields we go Laughing all the way ♪ Over fields we go Laughing all the way ♪
194 00:11:08,920 00:11:09,921 [Paul] ♪ Ha, ha, ha! [Paul] ♪ Ha, ha, ha! ♪
195 00:11:10,004 00:11:11,423 [Bill stutters] [Bill stutters]
196 00:11:14,926 00:11:17,637 This is a nightmare. I can't do this. I'm sorry, Ivan. This is a nightmare. I can't do this. I'm sorry, Ivan.
197 00:11:17,845 00:11:20,432 - I can't do this. - [Ivan] Cut the tape! - I can't do this. - [Ivan] Cut the tape!
198 00:11:20,515 00:11:25,186 I'm sorry. I'm supposed to be laughing. I want to weep, okay? I'm sorry. I'm supposed to be laughing. I want to weep, okay?
199 00:11:25,395 00:11:27,564 [Ivan] Go to commercial. [Ivan] Go to commercial.
200 00:11:27,647 00:11:30,400 I am weeping. I am weeping. I am weeping. I am weeping.
201 00:11:30,483 00:11:33,736 I've never wept on a stage. This is a first. I've never wept on a stage. This is a first.
202 00:11:33,819 00:11:36,030 I just can't do this. I'm sorry. I just can't do this. I'm sorry.
203 00:11:36,114 00:11:40,034 We've got to... I don't know. Show an old football game or something. We've got to... I don't know. Show an old football game or something.
204 00:11:40,118 00:11:41,744 I just can't do this. I just can't do this.
205 00:11:42,412 00:11:43,746 [Bill pants] Total disaster. [Bill pants] Total disaster.
206 00:11:44,539 00:11:47,500 I've got to run. I've got to hide. I've got to run. I've got to hide.
207 00:11:47,584 00:11:50,836 [shrieks] Oh, it's freezing out there. Oh, God... [shrieks] Oh, it's freezing out there. Oh, God...
208 00:11:51,045 00:11:52,547 [whimpers] Oh, it's cold! [whimpers] Oh, it's cold!
209 00:11:52,631 00:11:54,132 [pants] [pants]
210 00:11:55,258 00:11:57,009 I should have quit right then and there. I should have quit right then and there.
211 00:11:57,093 00:11:59,471 I should have stopped right then and there. I should have stopped right then and there.
212 00:11:59,554 00:12:01,973 [moans] I'd give anything for a guest. [moans] I'd give anything for a guest.
213 00:12:02,181 00:12:04,684 Any kind of medium, half-talented fool. Any kind of medium, half-talented fool.
214 00:12:04,767 00:12:06,561 [Chris Rock] Whoa! Wait a minute. [Chris Rock] Whoa! Wait a minute.
215 00:12:06,769 00:12:09,481 - Bill Murray! - Chris Rock! - Bill Murray! - Chris Rock!
216 00:12:09,564 00:12:12,358 Chris! Chris! Chris! Chris!
217 00:12:12,442 00:12:15,612 Bill, what are you doing here in the biggest blizzard in the world, man? Bill, what are you doing here in the biggest blizzard in the world, man?
218 00:12:15,820 00:12:17,822 - Don't leave. Don't leave. - I'm not... - Don't leave. Don't leave. - I'm not...
219 00:12:17,905 00:12:20,241 Don't leave. Stay, Chris. Stay. Don't leave. Stay, Chris. Stay.
220 00:12:20,325 00:12:22,910 Go around. You can't go that way. Go around. You can't go that way.
221 00:12:22,994 00:12:26,456 - Counter-clockwise. Counter-clockwise. - Counter-clockwise! - Counter-clockwise. Counter-clockwise. - Counter-clockwise!
222 00:12:26,539 00:12:27,957 The other way. The other way.
223 00:12:28,040 00:12:33,505 - Counter-clockwise. You are such a pro! - [Chris] It's a pleasure. - Counter-clockwise. You are such a pro! - [Chris] It's a pleasure.
224 00:12:33,588 00:12:37,049 Counter-clockwise. Chris! Counter-clockwise. Chris!
225 00:12:37,133 00:12:38,176 [Bill laughs] [Bill laughs]
226 00:12:38,259 00:12:39,678 What's up, man? What's up, man?
227 00:12:39,760 00:12:41,220 How did you get uptown? How did you get uptown?
228 00:12:41,304 00:12:43,431 - Subway. - They shut down the subway. - Subway. - They shut down the subway.
229 00:12:43,515 00:12:46,726 They are. They are. I had to walk on the rails, man. They are. They are. I had to walk on the rails, man.
230 00:12:47,393 00:12:50,938 - Sit down with me, buddy. - I'm sitting down, man. - Sit down with me, buddy. - I'm sitting down, man.
231 00:12:51,022 00:12:52,815 What's going on? What's all this stuff? What's going on? What's all this stuff?
232 00:12:52,898 00:12:55,109 Well, I'm supposed to be doing a live TV show. Well, I'm supposed to be doing a live TV show.
233 00:12:55,193 00:12:56,736 - Okay. - Live Christmas special. - Okay. - Live Christmas special.
234 00:12:56,819 00:12:58,321 - Are you in it? - It just started. - Are you in it? - It just started.
235 00:12:58,404 00:13:00,823 - I'm the only one. - Oh, man. - I'm the only one. - Oh, man.
236 00:13:00,906 00:13:04,744 You're doing a live special in the middle of the biggest blizzard of the year. You're doing a live special in the middle of the biggest blizzard of the year.
237 00:13:04,827 00:13:07,288 That is so you, Bill. That is so you. That is so you, Bill. That is so you.
238 00:13:07,497 00:13:08,914 - But now you're here. - Yeah. - But now you're here. - Yeah.
239 00:13:08,998 00:13:10,833 - And it's us. - No! - And it's us. - No!
240 00:13:10,916 00:13:12,585 - Yeah! - No! - Yeah! - No!
241 00:13:12,793 00:13:16,756 - Dust off the pipes a little bit. Sing a... - I don't sing, Bill. - Dust off the pipes a little bit. Sing a... - I don't sing, Bill.
242 00:13:16,964 00:13:19,258 - You sing. You're a rapper. - I don't rap. - You sing. You're a rapper. - I don't rap.
243 00:13:19,467 00:13:21,302 Do you know me? Do you know me?
244 00:13:21,386 00:13:22,637 Some... Some...
245 00:13:23,555 00:13:25,598 You can do it, Chris. You've got to help me. You can do it, Chris. You've got to help me.
246 00:13:25,806 00:13:27,933 You can be the guy that saved Christmas. You can be the guy that saved Christmas.
247 00:13:28,017 00:13:30,144 I don't want to... I can save your Christmas. I don't want to... I can save your Christmas.
248 00:13:30,228 00:13:33,314 But what about mine? I've got to get out of here. I've got stuff to do. But what about mine? I've got to get out of here. I've got stuff to do.
249 00:13:33,398 00:13:34,982 I've got to get home and build stuff. I've got to get home and build stuff.
250 00:13:35,066 00:13:37,193 I've got to build a Malibu Barbie Beach House. I've got to build a Malibu Barbie Beach House.
251 00:13:37,402 00:13:39,654 - You can't leave. You're trapped here. - Bill. - You can't leave. You're trapped here. - Bill.
252 00:13:39,738 00:13:41,280 - No way you get out of here. - Bill. - No way you get out of here. - Bill.
253 00:13:41,364 00:13:44,450 Now, look. All you've got to do is come in, sing a couple of songs. Now, look. All you've got to do is come in, sing a couple of songs.
254 00:13:44,534 00:13:47,704 Dance a little bit, you know. We'll put you in some cool clothes. Dance a little bit, you know. We'll put you in some cool clothes.
255 00:13:47,787 00:13:52,166 And I swear on my life I will get you on the first snowmobile in the morning. And I swear on my life I will get you on the first snowmobile in the morning.
256 00:13:52,375 00:13:53,918 Bill, I barely know you, okay? Bill, I barely know you, okay?
257 00:13:54,001 00:13:55,712 - I just met you... - This is our chance! - I just met you... - This is our chance!
258 00:13:55,795 00:13:58,172 - Where's your boys? - Let's hang! We've got to hang! - Where's your boys? - Let's hang! We've got to hang!
259 00:13:58,256 00:14:03,052 Where's George Clooney? Matt Damon or John Goodman? Your boys! Where's George Clooney? Matt Damon or John Goodman? Your boys!
260 00:14:03,135 00:14:04,345 Why am I here? Why am I here?
261 00:14:04,554 00:14:07,515 Maybe you should postpone this. Do it a little later. Maybe you should postpone this. Do it a little later.
262 00:14:07,599 00:14:09,308 Is there any way? Is there any way?
263 00:14:09,392 00:14:10,602 No. No.
264 00:14:10,685 00:14:11,852 I've got to go, Bill. I've got to go, Bill.
265 00:14:11,936 00:14:17,400 There is no fucking way I am doing a live television special. There is no fucking way I am doing a live television special.
266 00:14:17,483 00:14:18,693 No way. No way.
267 00:14:18,901 00:14:20,361 I think I'm hearing you. I think I'm hearing you.
268 00:14:21,446 00:14:23,155 Look who's here, everybody! Look who's here, everybody!
269 00:14:23,364 00:14:26,367 [Paul playing "Do You Hear What I Hear?"] [Paul playing "Do You Hear What I Hear?"]
270 00:14:30,079 00:14:34,709 Said the night wind to the little lamb ♪ Said the night wind to the little lamb ♪
271 00:14:35,960 00:14:40,965 - ♪ Do you see what I see? ♪ - ♪ Do you see what I see? - ♪ Do you see what I see? ♪ - ♪ Do you see what I see? ♪
272 00:14:41,048 00:14:44,719 Way up in the sky, little lamb ♪ Way up in the sky, little lamb ♪
273 00:14:46,178 00:14:50,933 - ♪ Do you see what I see? ♪ - ♪ Do you see what I see? - ♪ Do you see what I see? ♪ - ♪ Do you see what I see? ♪
274 00:14:51,016 00:14:55,688 A star, a star, dancing in the night ♪ A star, a star, dancing in the night ♪
275 00:14:55,772 00:15:00,318 With a tail as big as a kite ♪ With a tail as big as a kite ♪
276 00:15:00,526 00:15:05,824 With a tail as big as a kite ♪ With a tail as big as a kite ♪
277 00:15:08,326 00:15:12,246 Said the little lamb To the shepherd boy ♪ Said the little lamb To the shepherd boy ♪
278 00:15:12,455 00:15:14,290 Shepherd boy ♪ Shepherd boy ♪
279 00:15:14,499 00:15:19,044 - ♪ Do you hear what I hear? ♪ - ♪ Do you hear what I hear? - ♪ Do you hear what I hear? ♪ - ♪ Do you hear what I hear? ♪
280 00:15:19,128 00:15:22,674 Ringing through the sky, shepherd boy ♪ Ringing through the sky, shepherd boy ♪
281 00:15:22,757 00:15:24,342 Shepherd boy ♪ Shepherd boy ♪
282 00:15:24,550 00:15:29,138 - ♪ Do you hear what I hear? ♪ - ♪ Do you hear what I hear? - ♪ Do you hear what I hear? ♪ - ♪ Do you hear what I hear? ♪
283 00:15:29,221 00:15:33,934 A song, a song, high above the trees ♪ A song, a song, high above the trees ♪
284 00:15:34,018 00:15:38,230 With a voice as big as the sea ♪ With a voice as big as the sea ♪
285 00:15:38,898 00:15:44,278 With a voice as big as the sea ♪ With a voice as big as the sea ♪
286 00:15:49,325 00:15:53,245 Said the shepherd boy To the mighty king ♪ Said the shepherd boy To the mighty king ♪
287 00:15:53,329 00:15:55,039 Mighty king ♪ Mighty king ♪
288 00:15:55,122 00:16:00,127 - ♪ Do you know what I know? ♪ - ♪ Do you know what I know? - ♪ Do you know what I know? ♪ - ♪ Do you know what I know? ♪
289 00:16:00,211 00:16:03,548 In your palace warm, mighty king ♪ In your palace warm, mighty king ♪
290 00:16:03,631 00:16:05,049 Mighty king ♪ Mighty king ♪
291 00:16:05,257 00:16:09,970 - ♪ Do you know what I know? ♪ - ♪ Do you know what I know? - ♪ Do you know what I know? ♪ - ♪ Do you know what I know? ♪
292 00:16:10,054 00:16:15,142 A child, a child shivers in the cold ♪ A child, a child shivers in the cold ♪
293 00:16:15,226 00:16:19,814 Let us bring Him silver and gold ♪ Let us bring Him silver and gold ♪
294 00:16:19,898 00:16:25,194 Let us bring Him silver and gold ♪ Let us bring Him silver and gold ♪
295 00:16:27,196 00:16:28,030 Together. Together.
296 00:16:28,113 00:16:33,745 Said the king to the people everywhere ♪ Said the king to the people everywhere ♪
297 00:16:33,828 00:16:38,833 Listen to what I say Listen to what I say ♪ Listen to what I say Listen to what I say ♪
298 00:16:38,917 00:16:43,880 - ♪ Pray for peace, people everywhere! ♪ - ♪ Everywhere! - ♪ Pray for peace, people everywhere! ♪ - ♪ Everywhere! ♪
299 00:16:43,963 00:16:49,051 Listen to what I say Listen to what I say... ♪ Listen to what I say Listen to what I say... ♪
300 00:16:49,134 00:16:50,595 [Paul] Hold it. Wait a second. [Paul] Hold it. Wait a second.
301 00:16:50,678 00:16:51,679 [door shutting] [door shutting]
302 00:16:51,763 00:16:53,305 [Bill] Is that us? [Bill] Is that us?
303 00:16:53,389 00:16:55,307 - Chris? - [Ivan] Who cut the power? - Chris? - [Ivan] Who cut the power?
304 00:16:55,391 00:16:57,435 - [Paul] Are we still... - [Ivan] Go to tape. - [Paul] Are we still... - [Ivan] Go to tape.
305 00:16:57,518 00:16:58,519 [Bill] Chris? [Bill] Chris?
306 00:16:58,603 00:17:02,064 With a voice as big as the sea ♪ With a voice as big as the sea ♪
307 00:17:02,147 00:17:03,232 [Bill groans] [Bill groans]
308 00:17:03,900 00:17:05,025 Chris? Chris?
309 00:17:06,068 00:17:07,194 Rocky? Rocky?
310 00:17:07,278 00:17:08,738 Don't try to step off of this. Don't try to step off of this.
311 00:17:10,698 00:17:11,699 Where's Chris? Where's Chris?
312 00:17:11,908 00:17:14,702 He's gone. And so are we. He's gone. And so are we.
313 00:17:14,786 00:17:18,122 Oh, my God. It's out on the entire Eastern seaboard. Oh, my God. It's out on the entire Eastern seaboard.
314 00:17:18,330 00:17:21,041 Pack it up, kids. We're out of here. Pack it up, kids. We're out of here.
315 00:17:21,250 00:17:24,462 Amazing. This is good news. Force majeure. Amazing. This is good news. Force majeure.
316 00:17:24,545 00:17:27,339 Your contract was voided. You know what this means? Your contract was voided. You know what this means?
317 00:17:27,423 00:17:29,968 You're off the hook. Insurance will cover all of this. You're off the hook. Insurance will cover all of this.
318 00:17:30,050 00:17:33,053 Yeah. It's been a living hell. Yeah. It's been a living hell.
319 00:17:33,137 00:17:34,472 See you on the next one, Bill. See you on the next one, Bill.
320 00:17:35,139 00:17:36,348 [Bev whoops] [Bev whoops]
321 00:17:36,432 00:17:38,058 [Bill] Not if there's a God above. [Bill] Not if there's a God above.
322 00:17:43,314 00:17:44,649 Well, thank you... Well, thank you...
323 00:17:46,776 00:17:49,695 Thank you, everyone. Have a merry Christmas. Thank you, everyone. Have a merry Christmas.
324 00:17:50,905 00:17:51,864 Okay. Okay.
325 00:17:53,699 00:17:55,701 [wind blowing] [wind blowing]
326 00:17:59,664 00:18:01,123 - Bill. - Paul. - Bill. - Paul.
327 00:18:01,206 00:18:03,125 - Yeah? - Where are we going? - Yeah? - Where are we going?
328 00:18:03,793 00:18:06,504 - You haven't quit drinking yet, have you? - Should I? - You haven't quit drinking yet, have you? - Should I?
329 00:18:08,006 00:18:09,381 Good man. Good man.
330 00:18:17,849 00:18:19,809 [Bill sighs heavily] [Bill sighs heavily]
331 00:18:19,892 00:18:22,520 Chris and I sounded pretty good there for a minute or two. Chris and I sounded pretty good there for a minute or two.
332 00:18:23,187 00:18:24,814 I was moved. I was moved.
333 00:18:25,815 00:18:28,067 Well, I thought it was beautiful. Well, I thought it was beautiful.
334 00:18:28,150 00:18:29,276 Ah, thank you. Ah, thank you.
335 00:18:29,360 00:18:33,072 The heat's off in here, fellas. This will help keep you warm. The heat's off in here, fellas. This will help keep you warm.
336 00:18:33,280 00:18:38,995 Well, you, or this, is the nicest thing that's happened to me all day. To you... Well, you, or this, is the nicest thing that's happened to me all day. To you...
337 00:18:40,621 00:18:44,249 It's Christmas Eve. It's my favorite night of the year. It's Christmas Eve. It's my favorite night of the year.
338 00:18:44,917 00:18:49,380 The power is out. The storm is raging outside. The power is out. The storm is raging outside.
339 00:18:49,463 00:18:51,465 We're in here all cozy. We're in here all cozy.
340 00:18:52,675 00:18:53,718 For now. For now.
341 00:18:54,385 00:18:55,594 For now. For now.
342 00:18:56,387 00:19:00,892 Have another sip. Warm up, hon. 'Cause, baby, it's cold outside. Have another sip. Warm up, hon. 'Cause, baby, it's cold outside.
343 00:19:02,267 00:19:03,728 Can't you stick around? Can't you stick around?
344 00:19:04,812 00:19:07,356 I really can't stay ♪ I really can't stay ♪
345 00:19:07,439 00:19:10,192 Baby, it's cold outside ♪ Baby, it's cold outside ♪
346 00:19:10,860 00:19:12,862 I've got to go away ♪ I've got to go away ♪
347 00:19:13,071 00:19:15,406 I'm not kidding. It's really cold out. I'm not kidding. It's really cold out.
348 00:19:16,198 00:19:21,954 This evening has been so very nice ♪ This evening has been so very nice ♪
349 00:19:22,162 00:19:26,417 Been hoping that you'd drop in ♪ Been hoping that you'd drop in ♪
350 00:19:26,625 00:19:29,253 My mother will start to worry ♪ My mother will start to worry ♪
351 00:19:29,336 00:19:31,672 [Bill] Your hands are like ice. Let me do this to you. [Bill] Your hands are like ice. Let me do this to you.
352 00:19:31,756 00:19:34,592 And father will be pacing the floor ♪ And father will be pacing the floor ♪
353 00:19:34,800 00:19:36,677 Listen to that fireplace roar ♪ Listen to that fireplace roar ♪
354 00:19:36,761 00:19:39,889 So really I'd better scurry ♪ So really I'd better scurry ♪
355 00:19:39,972 00:19:42,141 You're too darn pretty to worry ♪ You're too darn pretty to worry ♪
356 00:19:42,224 00:19:45,061 Well, maybe just a half a drink more ♪ Well, maybe just a half a drink more ♪
357 00:19:45,144 00:19:47,312 Okay, you flip the records while I pour. Okay, you flip the records while I pour.
358 00:19:47,396 00:19:49,607 The neighbors might think... ♪ The neighbors might think... ♪
359 00:19:49,690 00:19:52,110 Baby, it's really bad out there. Baby, it's really bad out there.
360 00:19:52,192 00:19:54,653 Ooh, what's in this drink? ♪ Ooh, what's in this drink? ♪
361 00:19:54,737 00:19:57,698 You couldn't get a cab if your life depended on it. You couldn't get a cab if your life depended on it.
362 00:19:57,782 00:20:00,659 I wish I knew how ♪ I wish I knew how ♪
363 00:20:01,577 00:20:03,537 To break this spell ♪ To break this spell ♪
364 00:20:03,746 00:20:06,958 This is so corny, but your eyes look like starlight right now. This is so corny, but your eyes look like starlight right now.
365 00:20:08,042 00:20:10,461 I ought to say no, no, no, sir ♪ I ought to say no, no, no, sir ♪
366 00:20:10,544 00:20:13,464 I'm going to move in much closer ♪ I'm going to move in much closer ♪
367 00:20:13,672 00:20:16,300 At least I'm going to say that I tried ♪ At least I'm going to say that I tried ♪
368 00:20:16,508 00:20:18,218 Duly noted, you have tried. Duly noted, you have tried.
369 00:20:18,302 00:20:20,096 I really can't stay ♪ I really can't stay ♪
370 00:20:20,304 00:20:22,389 Oh, baby, don't hold out on me, please. Oh, baby, don't hold out on me, please.
371 00:20:22,598 00:20:28,187 Ah, but it's cold outside ♪ Ah, but it's cold outside ♪
372 00:20:28,854 00:20:31,356 Here, look at these hands of yours. This is ridiculous. Here, look at these hands of yours. This is ridiculous.
373 00:20:31,440 00:20:32,900 Here, put them right under here. Here, put them right under here.
374 00:20:32,984 00:20:35,694 This is the second warmest spot on the human body. This is the second warmest spot on the human body.
375 00:20:35,903 00:20:37,155 This is an old native trick. This is an old native trick.
376 00:20:37,237 00:20:40,616 This can keep your fingers from freezing, turning black and falling off. This can keep your fingers from freezing, turning black and falling off.
377 00:20:40,825 00:20:43,119 I'd hate it if you could never wear gloves again. I'd hate it if you could never wear gloves again.
378 00:20:43,202 00:20:45,579 I don't think I could forgive myself. I don't think I could forgive myself.
379 00:20:45,663 00:20:48,166 Here. Where's... Give me the other one. Here. Where's... Give me the other one.
380 00:20:49,625 00:20:52,544 There's bound to be talk tomorrow ♪ There's bound to be talk tomorrow ♪
381 00:20:52,753 00:20:54,964 Think of my life-long sorrow ♪ Think of my life-long sorrow ♪
382 00:20:55,173 00:20:57,800 At least there will be plenty implied ♪ At least there will be plenty implied ♪
383 00:20:58,009 00:20:59,802 You get pneumonia and die, it'd be my fault. You get pneumonia and die, it'd be my fault.
384 00:21:00,011 00:21:02,304 I really can't stay ♪ I really can't stay ♪
385 00:21:02,387 00:21:04,556 You've just got to trust me on this. You've just got to trust me on this.
386 00:21:04,640 00:21:08,268 Ah, but it's cold ♪ Ah, but it's cold ♪
387 00:21:08,352 00:21:13,357 Outside ♪ Outside ♪
388 00:21:16,485 00:21:17,653 [chuckles softly] [chuckles softly]
389 00:21:17,736 00:21:22,491 Wow. You are so wasted on the hospitality industry. Wow. You are so wasted on the hospitality industry.
390 00:21:23,367 00:21:25,536 [shouting] [shouting]
391 00:21:25,619 00:21:28,206 Oh, the chefs! I've got to go. Oh, the chefs! I've got to go.
392 00:21:28,288 00:21:31,250 - Oh, let me help. Paul, watch the piano. - Alright. - Oh, let me help. Paul, watch the piano. - Alright.
393 00:21:32,877 00:21:35,254 The refrigerators are down. The refrigerators are down.
394 00:21:35,337 00:21:37,840 The chefs are freaking out. The chefs are freaking out.
395 00:21:40,009 00:21:41,677 Hey, are you guys okay? Hey, are you guys okay?
396 00:21:43,221 00:21:44,680 She's dying. She's dying.
397 00:21:44,763 00:21:46,598 [waitress] You mean she's melting. [waitress] You mean she's melting.
398 00:21:47,641 00:21:49,060 I mean dying. I mean dying.
399 00:21:49,143 00:21:51,103 [in French] It's a catastrophe! [in French] It's a catastrophe!
400 00:21:51,187 00:21:52,479 It's a disaster! It's a disaster!
401 00:21:53,689 00:21:56,067 It's not a disaster, it's a celebration! It's not a disaster, it's a celebration!
402 00:21:56,734 00:21:59,319 [in English] Tonight will go down as the greatest night [in English] Tonight will go down as the greatest night
403 00:21:59,403 00:22:02,406 in the history of the Carlyle Hotel. in the history of the Carlyle Hotel.
404 00:22:02,489 00:22:05,492 Your beautiful food will not die. Your beautiful food will not die.
405 00:22:05,576 00:22:07,161 It will live forever. It will live forever.
406 00:22:07,245 00:22:09,205 [shouts] Because we will consume all of it! [shouts] Because we will consume all of it!
407 00:22:09,872 00:22:12,583 Now, quickly, form a human chain. Now, quickly, form a human chain.
408 00:22:12,666 00:22:15,335 Pass all the food. Up to the bar. Pass all the food. Up to the bar.
409 00:22:16,837 00:22:19,757 All women, grab lobsters and vegetables. All women, grab lobsters and vegetables.
410 00:22:19,840 00:22:22,676 Men, any meat that's hanging. Men, any meat that's hanging.
411 00:22:22,760 00:22:24,220 Someone get ice cream. Someone get ice cream.
412 00:22:37,566 00:22:41,070 You look like you'd like to have your photograph taken with me. You look like you'd like to have your photograph taken with me.
413 00:22:41,737 00:22:42,738 What? What?
414 00:22:42,821 00:22:46,117 I notice that seems to really cheer people up a lot when they do that. I notice that seems to really cheer people up a lot when they do that.
415 00:22:46,200 00:22:47,826 They get big smiles. They get big smiles.
416 00:22:47,910 00:22:50,579 I don't think that's really going to do the trick right now. I don't think that's really going to do the trick right now.
417 00:22:51,247 00:22:55,042 I saw a cake. It looked a lot like a wedding cake. I saw a cake. It looked a lot like a wedding cake.
418 00:22:55,126 00:22:56,543 A lot... A lot...
419 00:22:56,627 00:22:57,795 Is that yours? Is that yours?
420 00:22:58,462 00:23:00,339 It was supposed to be. It was supposed to be.
421 00:23:00,422 00:23:02,466 But now... no wedding. But now... no wedding.
422 00:23:03,134 00:23:07,763 Because none of our family or friends or guests could make it in. Because none of our family or friends or guests could make it in.
423 00:23:07,846 00:23:09,723 So it's ruined. So it's ruined.
424 00:23:11,142 00:23:12,893 Well, you're preaching to the choir. Well, you're preaching to the choir.
425 00:23:13,560 00:23:15,271 We had to cancel everything. We had to cancel everything.
426 00:23:16,396 00:23:19,984 Our dream Bahamas honeymoon, everything. Our dream Bahamas honeymoon, everything.
427 00:23:20,818 00:23:25,697 And then we're trapped in here, so sad and angry And then we're trapped in here, so sad and angry
428 00:23:25,781 00:23:27,241 and things just have gotten... and things just have gotten...
429 00:23:27,908 00:23:29,201 [sighs] [sighs]
430 00:23:29,285 00:23:33,664 Elliot, my fiancé, and I just started fighting. Elliot, my fiancé, and I just started fighting.
431 00:23:34,332 00:23:35,666 Yeah, I bet. Yeah, I bet.
432 00:23:36,875 00:23:40,712 So Elliot caused the blizzard. That bastard. So Elliot caused the blizzard. That bastard.
433 00:23:42,506 00:23:44,633 He ruined my TV special. Where is he? He ruined my TV special. Where is he?
434 00:23:45,301 00:23:46,969 I think he's in the bar. I think he's in the bar.
435 00:23:47,052 00:23:48,846 Well, he's a little smart. Well, he's a little smart.
436 00:23:48,929 00:23:50,139 Want to come in? Want to come in?
437 00:23:50,806 00:23:52,516 They're giving away lobster. They're giving away lobster.
438 00:23:54,601 00:23:59,064 You know, I have a theory about getting married. You know, I have a theory about getting married.
439 00:23:59,148 00:24:03,652 And when I fall in love, I have vowed to practice it. And when I fall in love, I have vowed to practice it.
440 00:24:04,320 00:24:05,821 Would you like to hear it? Would you like to hear it?
441 00:24:07,072 00:24:08,448 Not really. Not really.
442 00:24:09,116 00:24:10,951 - Cool... - Thanks. - Cool... - Thanks.
443 00:24:11,035 00:24:14,372 Alright, well, if you get hungry or thirsty... Alright, well, if you get hungry or thirsty...
444 00:24:20,752 00:24:23,297 Oh, this is an improvement. This is much better. Oh, this is an improvement. This is much better.
445 00:24:23,505 00:24:25,383 Much, much better. Much, much better.
446 00:24:26,050 00:24:27,801 Something is missing, though. Something is missing, though.
447 00:24:28,468 00:24:31,930 We've got food. We've got booze. We've got attractive people. We've got food. We've got booze. We've got attractive people.
448 00:24:33,224 00:24:35,976 - We need music. Christmas music. - Oh, music. - We need music. Christmas music. - Oh, music.
449 00:24:36,185 00:24:38,062 We need someone to sing a Christmas carol. We need someone to sing a Christmas carol.
450 00:24:38,145 00:24:41,106 We need a volunteer and that person is going to be you, Dimitri. We need a volunteer and that person is going to be you, Dimitri.
451 00:24:41,315 00:24:43,150 Come on, you Macedonian madman. Come on, you Macedonian madman.
452 00:24:43,234 00:24:45,819 No, Mr. Murray, please. No, no, no. I can't. No, Mr. Murray, please. No, no, no. I can't.
453 00:24:46,028 00:24:47,738 You've got to dig deep in your history. You've got to dig deep in your history.
454 00:24:47,821 00:24:51,116 You've got to go deep, to your childhood, your infancy, if necessary, You've got to go deep, to your childhood, your infancy, if necessary,
455 00:24:51,200 00:24:52,910 and just bring us a Christmas carol. and just bring us a Christmas carol.
456 00:24:52,993 00:24:54,745 A one, two... A one, two...
457 00:24:54,953 00:24:58,665 On the first day of Christmas my... ♪ On the first day of Christmas my... ♪
458 00:24:58,874 00:25:02,127 You're not a singer. And we don't have time to find out if you're a dancer. You're not a singer. And we don't have time to find out if you're a dancer.
459 00:25:02,211 00:25:04,880 Let's try this fellow. Scooter, give us something. Let's try this fellow. Scooter, give us something.
460 00:25:04,963 00:25:06,506 I know you know something. Come on. I know you know something. Come on.
461 00:25:07,466 00:25:10,177 [singing "O Tannenbaum" in German] [singing "O Tannenbaum" in German]
462 00:25:18,727 00:25:20,479 Thank you. Thank you. Thank you so much. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you so much.
463 00:25:20,562 00:25:24,400 You guys... are both not working out right. You guys... are both not working out right.
464 00:25:24,608 00:25:27,819 Come on, my little brandy angel. You've got... Look at you. Come on, my little brandy angel. You've got... Look at you.
465 00:25:27,903 00:25:29,571 I can... Something... I can... Something...
466 00:25:29,654 00:25:34,368 Good King Wenceslas looked out On the feast of Stephen ♪ Good King Wenceslas looked out On the feast of Stephen ♪
467 00:25:34,452 00:25:39,164 When the snow lay round about Cool and crisp and even ♪ When the snow lay round about Cool and crisp and even ♪
468 00:25:39,373 00:25:41,292 I could watch you sing that all night long. I could watch you sing that all night long.
469 00:25:41,375 00:25:43,961 But no one knows the second verse, am I right? No one? But no one knows the second verse, am I right? No one?
470 00:25:44,044 00:25:46,004 - You're done with it, right? - [Paul] Yeah. - You're done with it, right? - [Paul] Yeah.
471 00:25:46,088 00:25:48,132 Sorry. Okay... Sorry. Okay...
472 00:25:48,215 00:25:50,884 I'm going to you guys. You're going to be my Hail Mary. I'm going to you guys. You're going to be my Hail Mary.
473 00:25:50,968 00:25:54,472 How about you fellas play something that nobody knows. How about you fellas play something that nobody knows.
474 00:25:57,682 00:25:58,850 A pleasure. Key of "D"? A pleasure. Key of "D"?
475 00:25:58,934 00:26:00,811 [Paul] Sure, yes. [Paul] Sure, yes.
476 00:26:00,894 00:26:02,896 [Paul playing the piano] [Paul playing the piano]
477 00:26:08,860 00:26:12,364 When you find for some sad reason ♪ When you find for some sad reason ♪
478 00:26:13,031 00:26:17,369 You're alone this Christmas season ♪ You're alone this Christmas season ♪
479 00:26:17,453 00:26:21,039 And the joys of home grow dimmer ♪ And the joys of home grow dimmer ♪
480 00:26:21,123 00:26:24,668 Just like a memory's distant glimmer ♪ Just like a memory's distant glimmer ♪
481 00:26:24,751 00:26:26,211 [Bill] Mr. Sandman, I need help. [Bill] Mr. Sandman, I need help.
482 00:26:26,420 00:26:29,381 When your love and you are parted ♪ When your love and you are parted ♪
483 00:26:29,465 00:26:34,636 Can you get in here? Just hit it. Just you. Just... Just... Do it. Can you get in here? Just hit it. Just you. Just... Just... Do it.
484 00:26:34,845 00:26:37,889 It's sad, I say, when you're away ♪ It's sad, I say, when you're away ♪
485 00:26:37,973 00:26:38,974 You're a natural. You're a natural.
486 00:26:39,057 00:26:42,060 From love on Christmas Day ♪ From love on Christmas Day ♪
487 00:26:43,603 00:26:46,273 Why the sadness? ♪ Why the sadness? ♪
488 00:26:46,357 00:26:47,774 You got to move on ♪ You got to move on ♪
489 00:26:47,858 00:26:50,361 When there should be gladness ♪ When there should be gladness ♪
490 00:26:50,444 00:26:51,820 Keep moving on ♪ Keep moving on ♪
491 00:26:51,903 00:26:56,700 All you can do is keep moving on ♪ All you can do is keep moving on ♪
492 00:26:59,995 00:27:02,206 Time is mending ♪ Time is mending ♪
493 00:27:02,414 00:27:03,790 You've got to move on ♪ You've got to move on ♪
494 00:27:03,874 00:27:06,418 Pain, too, has its ending ♪ Pain, too, has its ending ♪
495 00:27:06,502 00:27:08,462 Keep moving on ♪ Keep moving on ♪
496 00:27:08,546 00:27:13,342 Know in your heart It soon will be gone ♪ Know in your heart It soon will be gone ♪
497 00:27:18,930 00:27:22,851 Whether cruising the lonely highway ♪ Whether cruising the lonely highway ♪
498 00:27:22,934 00:27:27,147 Or jetting miles high Through some skyway ♪ Or jetting miles high Through some skyway ♪
499 00:27:27,231 00:27:30,859 When you've reached your destination ♪ When you've reached your destination ♪
500 00:27:30,942 00:27:35,239 Awaiting baggage from the station ♪ Awaiting baggage from the station ♪
501 00:27:35,447 00:27:39,201 When you see some happy greeters ♪ When you see some happy greeters ♪
502 00:27:39,284 00:27:43,872 It can make your bitter sweeter ♪ It can make your bitter sweeter ♪
503 00:27:43,955 00:27:47,876 But still for real, it's sad to feel ♪ But still for real, it's sad to feel ♪
504 00:27:47,959 00:27:51,255 Alone on Christmas Day ♪ Alone on Christmas Day ♪
505 00:27:52,423 00:27:55,133 Why the sadness? ♪ Why the sadness? ♪
506 00:27:55,217 00:27:56,510 You got to move on ♪ You got to move on ♪
507 00:27:56,594 00:27:59,304 When there should be gladness ♪ When there should be gladness ♪
508 00:27:59,388 00:28:00,680 Keep moving on ♪ Keep moving on ♪
509 00:28:00,764 00:28:06,061 All you can do is keep moving on ♪ All you can do is keep moving on ♪
510 00:28:08,730 00:28:11,024 Time is mending ♪ Time is mending ♪
511 00:28:11,108 00:28:12,943 You've got to move on ♪ You've got to move on ♪
512 00:28:13,026 00:28:15,153 Pain, too, has its ending ♪ Pain, too, has its ending ♪
513 00:28:15,362 00:28:17,114 Keep moving on ♪ Keep moving on ♪
514 00:28:17,197 00:28:22,286 Know in your heart It soon will be gone ♪ Know in your heart It soon will be gone ♪
515 00:28:41,597 00:28:42,889 [laughter and applause] [laughter and applause]
516 00:28:43,098 00:28:46,226 And you guys can cook, too. Wow, you're going to be a real catch. And you guys can cook, too. Wow, you're going to be a real catch.
517 00:28:47,060 00:28:48,228 [sighs] [sighs]
518 00:28:51,690 00:28:52,941 You're Elliot. You're Elliot.
519 00:28:53,150 00:28:56,403 - How'd you know that? - I'm the Ghost of Christmas Present. - How'd you know that? - I'm the Ghost of Christmas Present.
520 00:28:56,487 00:28:57,696 I'm here to warn you. I'm here to warn you.
521 00:28:57,904 00:28:59,781 Sorry, sir, but I'm not in the mood. Sorry, sir, but I'm not in the mood.
522 00:28:59,864 00:29:00,907 For love. For love.
523 00:29:01,116 00:29:06,705 The question is, are you in the mood for a lifetime of regret and loneliness? The question is, are you in the mood for a lifetime of regret and loneliness?
524 00:29:06,913 00:29:08,081 Please go away. Please go away.
525 00:29:08,290 00:29:12,043 I can't. I'm a ghost. I've got to keep haunting and haunting and haunting. I can't. I'm a ghost. I've got to keep haunting and haunting and haunting.
526 00:29:12,252 00:29:13,295 [sighs] [sighs]
527 00:29:13,378 00:29:15,547 There's a lovely girl in the lobby, crying. There's a lovely girl in the lobby, crying.
528 00:29:15,631 00:29:17,675 And not over her dead wedding cake. And not over her dead wedding cake.
529 00:29:17,757 00:29:19,801 - See you in a minute. - Wait... - See you in a minute. - Wait...
530 00:29:20,802 00:29:24,764 Peaches, love's got an up button and a down button Peaches, love's got an up button and a down button
531 00:29:24,848 00:29:27,058 and you decide which one to push. and you decide which one to push.
532 00:29:27,142 00:29:28,185 What? What?
533 00:29:28,268 00:29:29,936 You ever try a "soiled kimono"? You ever try a "soiled kimono"?
534 00:29:30,020 00:29:31,730 - No. I... - Just drink it. - No. I... - Just drink it.
535 00:29:33,691 00:29:35,734 That's it. There you go. That's it. There you go.
536 00:29:36,485 00:29:37,528 And listen. And listen.
537 00:29:40,947 00:29:43,992 [Paul playing "Christmas (Baby Please Come Home)" on piano] [Paul playing "Christmas (Baby Please Come Home)" on piano]
538 00:29:44,075 00:29:45,118 Hey, Paul. Hey, Paul.
539 00:29:57,214 00:29:58,423 Christmas ♪ Christmas ♪
540 00:29:58,632 00:30:01,301 The snow's coming down ♪ The snow's coming down ♪
541 00:30:01,385 00:30:02,553 Christmas ♪ Christmas ♪
542 00:30:02,636 00:30:05,222 I'm watching it fall ♪ I'm watching it fall ♪
543 00:30:05,305 00:30:06,473 Christmas ♪ Christmas ♪
544 00:30:06,557 00:30:09,142 Lots of people around ♪ Lots of people around ♪
545 00:30:09,226 00:30:10,394 Christmas ♪ Christmas ♪
546 00:30:10,477 00:30:13,522 Baby, please come home ♪ Baby, please come home ♪
547 00:30:13,731 00:30:14,773 Christmas ♪ Christmas ♪
548 00:30:14,856 00:30:17,150 The church bells in town ♪ The church bells in town ♪
549 00:30:17,234 00:30:18,360 Christmas ♪ Christmas ♪
550 00:30:18,443 00:30:21,154 Are ringing in song ♪ Are ringing in song ♪
551 00:30:21,238 00:30:22,447 Christmas ♪ Christmas ♪
552 00:30:22,531 00:30:24,991 What a happy sound ♪ What a happy sound ♪
553 00:30:25,075 00:30:26,117 Christmas ♪ Christmas ♪
554 00:30:26,326 00:30:29,621 Baby, please come home ♪ Baby, please come home ♪
555 00:30:29,705 00:30:33,792 They're singing "Deck the Halls" ♪ They're singing "Deck the Halls" ♪
556 00:30:33,875 00:30:37,588 But it's not like Christmas at all ♪ But it's not like Christmas at all ♪
557 00:30:37,671 00:30:41,091 'Cause I remember when you were here ♪ 'Cause I remember when you were here ♪
558 00:30:41,299 00:30:44,844 And all the fun we had last year ♪ And all the fun we had last year ♪
559 00:30:44,928 00:30:46,430 Christmas ♪ Christmas ♪
560 00:30:46,513 00:30:48,973 Pretty lights on the tree ♪ Pretty lights on the tree ♪
561 00:30:49,057 00:30:50,100 Christmas ♪ Christmas ♪
562 00:30:50,308 00:30:52,852 I'm watching them shine ♪ I'm watching them shine ♪
563 00:30:52,936 00:30:54,396 Christmas ♪ Christmas ♪
564 00:30:54,479 00:30:56,898 You should be here with me ♪ You should be here with me ♪
565 00:30:56,981 00:30:58,442 Christmas ♪ Christmas ♪
566 00:30:58,525 00:31:01,194 Baby, please come home ♪ Baby, please come home ♪
567 00:31:01,403 00:31:05,657 They're singing "Deck the Halls" ♪ They're singing "Deck the Halls" ♪
568 00:31:05,741 00:31:09,453 But it's not like Christmas at all ♪ But it's not like Christmas at all ♪
569 00:31:09,536 00:31:13,373 'Cause I remember when you were here ♪ 'Cause I remember when you were here ♪
570 00:31:13,457 00:31:17,168 And all the fun we had last year ♪ And all the fun we had last year ♪
571 00:31:17,252 00:31:18,545 Christmas ♪ Christmas ♪
572 00:31:18,629 00:31:21,047 If there was a way ♪ If there was a way ♪
573 00:31:21,256 00:31:22,340 Christmas ♪ Christmas ♪
574 00:31:22,424 00:31:25,009 I'd hold back these tears ♪ I'd hold back these tears ♪
575 00:31:25,218 00:31:26,428 Christmas ♪ Christmas ♪
576 00:31:26,511 00:31:29,139 But it's Christmas Day ♪ But it's Christmas Day ♪
577 00:31:29,222 00:31:30,056 Please ♪ Please ♪
578 00:31:30,140 00:31:31,349 Please ♪ Please ♪
579 00:31:31,433 00:31:32,309 Please ♪ Please ♪
580 00:31:32,392 00:31:33,268 Please ♪ Please ♪
581 00:31:33,477 00:31:37,606 Please, please, please, please ♪ Please, please, please, please ♪
582 00:31:37,689 00:31:42,444 Baby, please come home ♪ Baby, please come home ♪
583 00:31:42,527 00:31:45,489 Oh ♪ Oh ♪
584 00:31:45,572 00:31:49,409 Baby, please come home ♪ Baby, please come home ♪
585 00:31:49,493 00:31:53,831 Baby, please come home ♪ Baby, please come home ♪
586 00:31:53,913 00:31:58,251 Oh ♪ Oh ♪
587 00:31:58,335 00:32:02,798 Whoo ♪ Whoo ♪
588 00:32:02,881 00:32:06,092 Oh ♪ Oh ♪
589 00:32:06,176 00:32:09,638 Please come home ♪ Please come home ♪
590 00:32:09,721 00:32:12,015 Baby, please come ♪ Baby, please come ♪
591 00:32:12,223 00:32:15,894 Hey ♪ Hey ♪
592 00:32:17,061 00:32:21,316 Oh ♪ Oh ♪
593 00:32:21,399 00:32:25,195 Hey ♪ Hey ♪
594 00:32:26,530 00:32:28,740 [Paul] Yeah! [Paul] Yeah!
595 00:32:28,948 00:32:30,701 [crowd whooping and applauding] [crowd whooping and applauding]
596 00:32:40,043 00:32:41,712 Does anyone want a piece of cake? Does anyone want a piece of cake?
597 00:32:44,214 00:32:45,716 I think she means you. I think she means you.
598 00:33:02,566 00:33:04,693 Okay, now tell me your theory of love. Okay, now tell me your theory of love.
599 00:33:05,985 00:33:08,154 Well, it's really more of a philosophy. Well, it's really more of a philosophy.
600 00:33:09,030 00:33:10,073 Whatever. Whatever.
601 00:33:12,200 00:33:16,120 Try to remember the specific moment... Try to remember the specific moment...
602 00:33:18,248 00:33:23,545 the exact second when you knew that you were really in love. the exact second when you knew that you were really in love.
603 00:33:25,046 00:33:27,632 Not a time or a date or a trip. Not a time or a date or a trip.
604 00:33:28,216 00:33:34,097 But the instant that you knew for sure But the instant that you knew for sure
605 00:33:34,180 00:33:35,473 you were in love. you were in love.
606 00:33:40,270 00:33:41,312 And then what? And then what?
607 00:33:42,522 00:33:43,899 And then sing about it. And then sing about it.
608 00:33:44,649 00:33:45,692 [young bride] To you? [young bride] To you?
609 00:33:46,902 00:33:47,945 To each other. To each other.
610 00:33:51,615 00:33:53,032 But I'll probably listen. But I'll probably listen.
611 00:33:55,201 00:33:58,288 [Paul playing "I Saw the Light" on piano] [Paul playing "I Saw the Light" on piano]
612 00:34:00,624 00:34:04,002 It was late last night ♪ It was late last night ♪
613 00:34:04,795 00:34:08,548 I was feeling something wasn't right ♪ I was feeling something wasn't right ♪
614 00:34:09,215 00:34:13,303 There was not another soul in sight ♪ There was not another soul in sight ♪
615 00:34:13,386 00:34:17,348 Only you, only you ♪ Only you, only you ♪
616 00:34:17,432 00:34:22,020 So I walked along ♪ So I walked along ♪
617 00:34:22,103 00:34:26,316 Though I knew That there was something wrong ♪ Though I knew That there was something wrong ♪
618 00:34:26,399 00:34:30,236 'Cause the feeling I had Was so strong ♪ 'Cause the feeling I had Was so strong ♪
619 00:34:30,320 00:34:34,783 About you ♪ About you ♪
620 00:34:34,866 00:34:38,286 Then you gazed up at me ♪ Then you gazed up at me ♪
621 00:34:39,162 00:34:42,540 And the answer was plain to see ♪ And the answer was plain to see ♪
622 00:34:43,333 00:34:47,420 'Cause I saw the light ♪ 'Cause I saw the light ♪
623 00:34:47,504 00:34:51,299 In your eyes ♪ In your eyes ♪
624 00:34:51,508 00:34:55,470 [all] ♪ In your eyes [all] ♪ In your eyes ♪
625 00:34:56,095 00:34:59,599 Though we had our fling ♪ Though we had our fling ♪
626 00:35:00,642 00:35:03,728 I just never would suspect a thing ♪ I just never would suspect a thing ♪
627 00:35:04,604 00:35:07,816 Until that little bell began to ring ♪ Until that little bell began to ring ♪
628 00:35:08,483 00:35:12,445 In my head, in my head ♪ In my head, in my head ♪
629 00:35:13,071 00:35:16,700 But I tried to run ♪ But I tried to run ♪
630 00:35:17,367 00:35:21,579 Though I knew it wouldn't help me none ♪ Though I knew it wouldn't help me none ♪
631 00:35:21,663 00:35:25,500 'Cause I couldn't ever love no one ♪ 'Cause I couldn't ever love no one ♪
632 00:35:25,583 00:35:29,838 So I said ♪ So I said ♪
633 00:35:30,047 00:35:33,550 'Cause my feelings for you ♪ 'Cause my feelings for you ♪
634 00:35:34,425 00:35:38,179 Were just something I never knew ♪ Were just something I never knew ♪
635 00:35:38,388 00:35:39,931 [all] ♪ 'Til I saw [all] ♪ 'Til I saw ♪
636 00:35:41,016 00:35:42,433 [all] ♪ The light [all] ♪ The light ♪
637 00:35:42,517 00:35:46,980 [all] ♪ In your eyes [all] ♪ In your eyes ♪
638 00:35:47,064 00:35:50,525 [all] ♪ In your eyes [all] ♪ In your eyes ♪
639 00:35:54,654 00:35:56,698 Do-do-be-do ♪ Do-do-be-do ♪
640 00:35:59,076 00:36:01,327 Do-do-do-do ♪ Do-do-do-do ♪
641 00:36:08,043 00:36:12,505 But I love you best ♪ But I love you best ♪
642 00:36:12,589 00:36:16,134 It's not something that I say in jest ♪ It's not something that I say in jest ♪
643 00:36:16,885 00:36:20,889 'Cause you're different, girl From all the rest ♪ 'Cause you're different, girl From all the rest ♪
644 00:36:20,972 00:36:25,393 In my eyes ♪ In my eyes ♪
645 00:36:25,476 00:36:29,147 And I ran out before ♪ And I ran out before ♪
646 00:36:29,773 00:36:33,234 But I won't do it anymore ♪ But I won't do it anymore ♪
647 00:36:33,944 00:36:37,822 [all] ♪ Can't you see the light [all] ♪ Can't you see the light ♪
648 00:36:37,906 00:36:42,368 In my eyes ♪ In my eyes ♪
649 00:36:42,452 00:36:46,539 In my eyes ♪ In my eyes ♪
650 00:36:46,748 00:36:49,000 [all] ♪ In my [all] ♪ In my ♪
651 00:36:49,084 00:36:55,090 Eyes ♪ Eyes ♪
652 00:37:00,845 00:37:02,097 [chuckles softly] [chuckles softly]
653 00:37:02,180 00:37:03,598 Will you marry me? Will you marry me?
654 00:37:03,681 00:37:04,724 Yes. Yes.
655 00:37:05,767 00:37:08,770 By the power invested in me by the Writers Guild of America, By the power invested in me by the Writers Guild of America,
656 00:37:08,853 00:37:11,439 the Screen Actors Guild and the Directors Guild... the Screen Actors Guild and the Directors Guild...
657 00:37:12,273 00:37:14,859 I'm also on the wait list to the Teamsters Union... I'm also on the wait list to the Teamsters Union...
658 00:37:15,443 00:37:19,948 I now pronounce you two officially reengaged. I now pronounce you two officially reengaged.
659 00:37:20,157 00:37:22,742 [all laugh and applaud] [all laugh and applaud]
660 00:37:28,832 00:37:31,626 It's 12:01. Merry Christmas, everybody. It's 12:01. Merry Christmas, everybody.
661 00:37:31,709 00:37:32,752 Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas.
662 00:37:32,961 00:37:36,131 - Merry Christmas. - [Bill] Alright. - Merry Christmas. - [Bill] Alright.
663 00:37:36,214 00:37:37,256 Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas.
664 00:37:38,175 00:37:41,761 We're going to have to make a Christmas decision. We're going to have to make a Christmas decision.
665 00:37:41,845 00:37:45,974 It's either Slovenia or Mexico, folks. It's your choice. It's either Slovenia or Mexico, folks. It's your choice.
666 00:37:46,183 00:37:47,266 Here we go! Here we go!
667 00:37:47,350 00:37:50,770 [Paul playing "Fairytale of New York" on piano] [Paul playing "Fairytale of New York" on piano]
668 00:37:57,110 00:38:01,781 It was Christmas Eve, babe ♪ It was Christmas Eve, babe ♪
669 00:38:01,865 00:38:05,535 In the drunk tank ♪ In the drunk tank ♪
670 00:38:06,369 00:38:09,164 An old man said to me ♪ An old man said to me ♪
671 00:38:10,456 00:38:13,251 Won't see another one ♪ Won't see another one ♪
672 00:38:14,878 00:38:18,131 And then he sang to me ♪ And then he sang to me ♪
673 00:38:19,049 00:38:22,385 "The Rare Old Mountain Dew" ♪ "The Rare Old Mountain Dew" ♪
674 00:38:23,094 00:38:25,930 I turned my face away ♪ I turned my face away ♪
675 00:38:27,140 00:38:31,144 And dreamed about you ♪ And dreamed about you ♪
676 00:38:31,936 00:38:34,856 Got on a lucky one ♪ Got on a lucky one ♪
677 00:38:36,399 00:38:39,819 Came in 18 to 1 ♪ Came in 18 to 1 ♪
678 00:38:41,154 00:38:44,365 I got a feeling ♪ I got a feeling ♪
679 00:38:44,448 00:38:48,452 This year's for me and you ♪ This year's for me and you ♪
680 00:38:49,620 00:38:53,083 So happy Christmas ♪ So happy Christmas ♪
681 00:38:53,833 00:38:57,754 I love you, baby ♪ I love you, baby ♪
682 00:38:58,504 00:39:01,925 I can see a better time ♪ I can see a better time ♪
683 00:39:02,008 00:39:06,804 When all our dreams come true ♪ When all our dreams come true ♪
684 00:39:11,809 00:39:15,188 They've got cars big as bars They've got rivers of gold ♪ They've got cars big as bars They've got rivers of gold ♪
685 00:39:15,272 00:39:18,649 And the wind goes right through you It's no place for the old ♪ And the wind goes right through you It's no place for the old ♪
686 00:39:18,733 00:39:22,153 When you first took my hand On a cold Christmas Eve ♪ When you first took my hand On a cold Christmas Eve ♪
687 00:39:22,237 00:39:25,364 You promised me Broadway was waiting for me ♪ You promised me Broadway was waiting for me ♪
688 00:39:25,573 00:39:26,616 You were handsome ♪ You were handsome ♪
689 00:39:26,699 00:39:28,993 You were pretty The Queen of New York City ♪ You were pretty The Queen of New York City ♪
690 00:39:29,202 00:39:32,663 When the band finished playing They howled out for more ♪ When the band finished playing They howled out for more ♪
691 00:39:32,872 00:39:36,334 Sinatra was swinging The drunks were all singing ♪ Sinatra was swinging The drunks were all singing ♪
692 00:39:36,417 00:39:39,754 We kissed on a corner And danced through the night ♪ We kissed on a corner And danced through the night ♪
693 00:39:39,963 00:39:46,844 The boys of the NYPD choir Were singing "Galway Bay" ♪ The boys of the NYPD choir Were singing "Galway Bay" ♪
694 00:39:46,928 00:39:53,310 And the bells were ringing out For Christmas Day ♪ And the bells were ringing out For Christmas Day ♪
695 00:40:04,737 00:40:07,657 I could have been someone ♪ I could have been someone
696 00:40:08,658 00:40:12,620 Well, so could anyone ♪ Well, so could anyone ♪
697 00:40:12,829 00:40:16,207 You took my dreams from me ♪ You took my dreams from me ♪
698 00:40:16,415 00:40:19,919 When I first found you ♪ When I first found you ♪
699 00:40:20,128 00:40:23,631 I kept them with me, babe ♪ I kept them with me, babe ♪
700 00:40:23,714 00:40:27,010 I put them with my own ♪ I put them with my own ♪
701 00:40:27,218 00:40:30,263 Can't make it all alone ♪ Can't make it all alone ♪
702 00:40:30,471 00:40:35,434 [all] ♪ I've built my dreams around you [all] ♪ I've built my dreams around you ♪
703 00:40:36,853 00:40:40,731 And the boys of the NYPD choir ♪ And the boys of the NYPD choir ♪
704 00:40:40,940 00:40:44,527 Were singing "Galway Bay" ♪ Were singing "Galway Bay" ♪
705 00:40:44,735 00:40:50,741 And the bells were ringing out For Christmas Day ♪ And the bells were ringing out For Christmas Day ♪
706 00:40:51,534 00:40:58,499 And the bells were ringing out For Christmas Day ♪ And the bells were ringing out For Christmas Day ♪
707 00:40:58,582 00:41:01,836 And the bells were ringing out ♪ And the bells were ringing out ♪
708 00:41:01,919 00:41:06,341 For Christmas Day ♪ For Christmas Day ♪
709 00:41:06,424 00:41:10,428 [waitress] ♪ Hey [waitress] ♪ Hey ♪
710 00:41:11,304 00:41:14,432 [whooping and cheering] [whooping and cheering]
711 00:41:23,066 00:41:24,275 Oh, dear... Oh, dear...
712 00:41:24,359 00:41:25,402 Oh. Oh.
713 00:41:26,110 00:41:29,364 [Paul playing "Sleigh Ride" on piano] [Paul playing "Sleigh Ride" on piano]
714 00:41:37,080 00:41:38,956 [band starting up] [band starting up]
715 00:41:49,675 00:41:54,097 Just hear those sleigh bells jingling Ring-ting-tingling, too ♪ Just hear those sleigh bells jingling Ring-ting-tingling, too ♪
716 00:41:54,972 00:42:00,228 Come on, it's lovely weather For a sleigh ride together with you ♪ Come on, it's lovely weather For a sleigh ride together with you ♪
717 00:42:00,311 00:42:05,483 Outside the snow is falling And friends are calling "Yoo-hoo" ♪ Outside the snow is falling And friends are calling "Yoo-hoo" ♪
718 00:42:05,608 00:42:09,946 Come on, it's lovely weather For a sleigh ride together with you ♪ Come on, it's lovely weather For a sleigh ride together with you ♪
719 00:42:10,029 00:42:11,364 George! You made it! George! You made it!
720 00:42:11,448 00:42:13,866 Well, there was traffic, so I caught a sleigh. Well, there was traffic, so I caught a sleigh.
721 00:42:14,575 00:42:16,160 And you brought Miley Cyrus. And you brought Miley Cyrus.
722 00:42:16,244 00:42:17,870 - Of course. - It's her sleigh. - Of course. - It's her sleigh.
723 00:42:17,954 00:42:20,373 Hey, save your money. Flying private, you know... Hey, save your money. Flying private, you know...
724 00:42:20,457 00:42:22,792 - It's the reindeers that'll get you. - Oh, yeah? - It's the reindeers that'll get you. - Oh, yeah?
725 00:42:22,875 00:42:24,377 Trust me. Trust me.
726 00:42:24,461 00:42:29,590 Our cheeks are nice and rosy And comfy cozy are we ♪ Our cheeks are nice and rosy And comfy cozy are we ♪
727 00:42:29,673 00:42:32,218 We're snuggled up together Like birds... ♪ We're snuggled up together Like birds... ♪
728 00:42:32,302 00:42:34,595 - [George] Hello, Paul. - So nice to see you. - [George] Hello, Paul. - So nice to see you.
729 00:42:34,678 00:42:37,974 - I thought I'd make a Martini or two. - This is the place to do it. - I thought I'd make a Martini or two. - This is the place to do it.
730 00:42:38,182 00:42:40,435 Sing a chorus or two ♪ Sing a chorus or two ♪
731 00:42:40,518 00:42:45,606 Come on, it's lovely weather For a sleigh ride together with you ♪ Come on, it's lovely weather For a sleigh ride together with you ♪
732 00:42:47,066 00:42:49,986 [back-up vocals] ♪ Ding-a-ling-a-ling-a-ding dong ding [back-up vocals] ♪ Ding-a-ling-a-ling-a-ding dong ding ♪
733 00:42:50,069 00:42:52,113 Ding-a-ling-a-ling-a-ding dong ding ♪ Ding-a-ling-a-ling-a-ding dong ding ♪
734 00:42:52,655 00:42:55,492 - Hello, ladies. - Oh, my goodness. The girls are here. - Hello, ladies. - Oh, my goodness. The girls are here.
735 00:42:55,574 00:42:58,495 Hi, ladies. Are you interested in a Martini? Hi, ladies. Are you interested in a Martini?
736 00:42:59,245 00:43:03,749 Just hear those sleigh bells ringling Jing-ting-tingling, too ♪ Just hear those sleigh bells ringling Jing-ting-tingling, too ♪
737 00:43:04,667 00:43:09,880 Come on, it's lovely weather For a sleigh ride together with you ♪ Come on, it's lovely weather For a sleigh ride together with you ♪
738 00:43:09,964 00:43:12,049 Outside the snow is falling ♪ Outside the snow is falling ♪
739 00:43:12,133 00:43:15,345 And friends are calling "Yoo-hoo" ♪ And friends are calling "Yoo-hoo" ♪
740 00:43:15,428 00:43:20,641 Come on, it's lovely weather For a sleigh ride together with you ♪ Come on, it's lovely weather For a sleigh ride together with you ♪
741 00:43:22,226 00:43:29,192 Ding-a-ling-a-ling-a-ding dong ding ♪ Ding-a-ling-a-ling-a-ding dong ding ♪
742 00:43:29,275 00:43:30,734 Yeah! Yeah!
743 00:43:30,818 00:43:32,653 [applause] [applause]
744 00:43:33,612 00:43:37,241 [Paul] Well... that is wonderful. [Paul] Well... that is wonderful.
745 00:43:38,117 00:43:39,160 [Bill] Wonderful. [Bill] Wonderful.
746 00:43:39,827 00:43:40,870 [Bill sighs] [Bill sighs]
747 00:43:40,953 00:43:44,541 These kids have got something to do. Let's go make ourselves scarce. These kids have got something to do. Let's go make ourselves scarce.
748 00:43:44,623 00:43:45,666 [George sighs] [George sighs]
749 00:43:45,749 00:43:47,293 Gosh, it's beautiful isn't it? Gosh, it's beautiful isn't it?
750 00:43:47,377 00:43:50,463 Yeah. For a sound stage in Queens... Yeah. For a sound stage in Queens...
751 00:43:54,633 00:43:57,470 [Paul playing "Silent Night" on piano] [Paul playing "Silent Night" on piano]
752 00:44:03,226 00:44:07,063 Silent night ♪ Silent night ♪
753 00:44:07,771 00:44:11,401 Holy night ♪ Holy night ♪
754 00:44:12,151 00:44:15,238 All is calm ♪ All is calm ♪
755 00:44:16,614 00:44:20,117 All is bright ♪ All is bright ♪
756 00:44:21,118 00:44:28,084 Round yon virgin mother and child ♪ Round yon virgin mother and child ♪
757 00:44:29,627 00:44:33,339 Holy infant ♪ Holy infant ♪
758 00:44:33,423 00:44:37,218 So tender and mild ♪ So tender and mild ♪
759 00:44:38,302 00:44:42,806 Sleep in heavenly ♪ Sleep in heavenly ♪
760 00:44:42,890 00:44:46,561 Peace ♪ Peace ♪
761 00:44:47,562 00:44:52,733 Sleep in heavenly peace ♪ Sleep in heavenly peace ♪
762 00:44:56,028 00:44:59,407 Silent night ♪ Silent night ♪
763 00:45:00,491 00:45:03,744 Holy night ♪ Holy night ♪
764 00:45:04,787 00:45:09,125 Shepherds quake ♪ Shepherds quake ♪
765 00:45:09,208 00:45:12,836 At the sight ♪ At the sight ♪
766 00:45:13,796 00:45:20,761 Glory stream from heaven above ♪ Glory stream from heaven above ♪
767 00:45:22,430 00:45:29,395 Heavenly hosts sing halleluiah ♪ Heavenly hosts sing halleluiah ♪
768 00:45:31,230 00:45:34,984 Christ the savior ♪ Christ the savior ♪
769 00:45:35,067 00:45:39,572 Is born ♪ Is born ♪
770 00:45:39,780 00:45:44,868 Christ the savior is born ♪ Christ the savior is born ♪
771 00:45:53,127 00:45:56,922 Silent night ♪ Silent night ♪
772 00:45:57,548 00:46:00,801 Holy night ♪ Holy night ♪
773 00:46:01,927 00:46:05,348 All is calm ♪ All is calm ♪
774 00:46:06,098 00:46:09,644 And all is bright ♪ And all is bright ♪
775 00:46:10,811 00:46:17,776 Round yon virgin mother and child ♪ Round yon virgin mother and child ♪
776 00:46:19,612 00:46:23,157 Holy infant ♪ Holy infant ♪
777 00:46:23,240 00:46:26,536 So tender and mild ♪ So tender and mild ♪
778 00:46:28,371 00:46:32,958 Sleep in heavenly ♪ Sleep in heavenly ♪
779 00:46:33,042 00:46:36,379 Peace ♪ Peace ♪
780 00:46:37,296 00:46:43,052 Sleep in heavenly ♪ Sleep in heavenly ♪
781 00:46:43,135 00:46:45,179 Peace ♪ Peace ♪
782 00:46:47,139 00:46:50,309 [Paul jamming on piano] [Paul jamming on piano]
783 00:47:06,909 00:47:11,163 [band playing "Santa Claus Wants Some Lovin'"] [band playing "Santa Claus Wants Some Lovin'"]
784 00:47:16,794 00:47:19,213 Now Mama's in the kitchen cookin' ♪ Now Mama's in the kitchen cookin' ♪
785 00:47:19,296 00:47:22,258 The children all fast asleep ♪ The children all fast asleep ♪
786 00:47:22,341 00:47:26,763 It's time for Santa Claus To make his midnight creep because ♪ It's time for Santa Claus To make his midnight creep because ♪
787 00:47:26,970 00:47:29,265 Santa Claus wants some loving ♪ Santa Claus wants some loving ♪
788 00:47:29,348 00:47:31,768 [back-up vocals] ♪ Santa Claus wants some loving [back-up vocals] ♪ Santa Claus wants some loving ♪
789 00:47:31,850 00:47:36,313 Santa Claus wants some loving now ♪ Santa Claus wants some loving now ♪
790 00:47:36,522 00:47:39,066 Yeah, I know There's something real pretty ♪ Yeah, I know There's something real pretty ♪
791 00:47:39,149 00:47:41,151 Underneath the Christmas tree ♪ Underneath the Christmas tree ♪
792 00:47:42,319 00:47:46,699 But I ain't had no lovin' all week It's beginning to worry me because ♪ But I ain't had no lovin' all week It's beginning to worry me because ♪
793 00:47:46,907 00:47:48,951 Santa Claus wants some loving ♪ Santa Claus wants some loving ♪
794 00:47:49,034 00:47:51,579 [back-up vocals] ♪ Santa Claus wants some loving [back-up vocals] ♪ Santa Claus wants some loving ♪
795 00:47:51,662 00:47:53,956 [George] ♪ Santa Claus wants some loving [George] ♪ Santa Claus wants some loving ♪
796 00:47:54,039 00:47:56,459 [back-up vocals] ♪ Santa Claus wants some loving [back-up vocals] ♪ Santa Claus wants some loving ♪
797 00:47:56,542 00:47:59,044 I've been trying to find This old bicycle ♪ I've been trying to find This old bicycle ♪
798 00:47:59,128 00:48:01,589 I can't seem to find my pliers ♪ I can't seem to find my pliers ♪
799 00:48:01,672 00:48:06,469 I'm halfway watchin' Mama For that sleepy look in her eyes because ♪ I'm halfway watchin' Mama For that sleepy look in her eyes because ♪
800 00:48:06,677 00:48:08,763 [George] ♪ Santa Claus wants some loving [George] ♪ Santa Claus wants some loving ♪
801 00:48:08,846 00:48:11,307 [back-up vocals] ♪ Santa Claus wants some loving [back-up vocals] ♪ Santa Claus wants some loving ♪
802 00:48:11,390 00:48:14,017 Santa Claus wants some loving ♪ Santa Claus wants some loving ♪
803 00:48:15,436 00:48:17,187 Break it down for me will ya, Paul? Break it down for me will ya, Paul?
804 00:48:19,064 00:48:21,567 Now, holy-moly... Now, holy-moly...
805 00:48:22,276 00:48:24,987 Alibaba and the 40 Thieves... Alibaba and the 40 Thieves...
806 00:48:25,195 00:48:27,364 What size shoe is that anyway? What size shoe is that anyway?
807 00:48:27,448 00:48:29,241 Is that a seven-and-a-half, eight? Is that a seven-and-a-half, eight?
808 00:48:30,033 00:48:33,496 Or is that an eight-and-a-half, nine? Could... Yeah... Or is that an eight-and-a-half, nine? Could... Yeah...
809 00:48:33,579 00:48:34,955 You're... You're...
810 00:48:35,038 00:48:38,334 You're awful fine but I don't think you're mine. You're awful fine but I don't think you're mine.
811 00:48:38,542 00:48:41,920 You know there's no place like home for the holidays and... You know there's no place like home for the holidays and...
812 00:48:42,004 00:48:45,549 I think I'd like you to take me home or vice versa. I think I'd like you to take me home or vice versa.
813 00:48:46,216 00:48:48,093 I don't want no turkey ♪ I don't want no turkey ♪
814 00:48:48,177 00:48:50,471 I don't care if I get any cake ♪ I don't care if I get any cake ♪
815 00:48:51,221 00:48:55,768 I just want you to come back here, Mama Before the children wake ♪ I just want you to come back here, Mama Before the children wake ♪
816 00:48:55,976 00:48:58,729 Santa Claus wants some loving ♪ Santa Claus wants some loving ♪
817 00:48:58,813 00:49:00,815 You're driving me crazy, Mama. You're driving me crazy, Mama.
818 00:49:01,023 00:49:02,983 [George] ♪ Santa Claus wants some loving [George] ♪ Santa Claus wants some loving ♪
819 00:49:03,192 00:49:05,569 Santa Claus wants some loving ♪ Santa Claus wants some loving ♪
820 00:49:05,653 00:49:10,867 Now Christmas is for the children And I want them to be real pleased ♪ Now Christmas is for the children And I want them to be real pleased ♪
821 00:49:10,949 00:49:13,243 But right now, Mama It's Christmas Eve ♪ But right now, Mama It's Christmas Eve ♪
822 00:49:13,452 00:49:16,121 Come make your pappy happy Pretty please ♪ Come make your pappy happy Pretty please ♪
823 00:49:16,205 00:49:18,165 [George] ♪ Santa Claus wants some loving [George] ♪ Santa Claus wants some loving ♪
824 00:49:18,374 00:49:20,668 Santa Claus wants some loving ♪ Santa Claus wants some loving ♪
825 00:49:20,877 00:49:22,961 Santa Claus wants some loving ♪ Santa Claus wants some loving ♪
826 00:49:23,170 00:49:25,715 [back-up vocals] ♪ Santa Claus wants some loving [back-up vocals] ♪ Santa Claus wants some loving ♪
827 00:49:26,883 00:49:29,844 I am the king of Christmas. I am the king of Christmas.
828 00:49:39,603 00:49:42,022 [band playing "Let It Snow"] [band playing "Let It Snow"]
829 00:49:44,107 00:49:46,402 [girls shrieking] [girls shrieking]
830 00:49:46,485 00:49:50,447 Oh! Oh! Knock it off! Knock it off! Oh! Oh! Knock it off! Knock it off!
831 00:49:50,531 00:49:52,825 Come on! I can't breathe! Come on! I can't breathe!
832 00:49:52,909 00:49:56,495 Oh, the weather outside is frightful ♪ Oh, the weather outside is frightful ♪
833 00:49:56,579 00:49:59,790 But the fire is so delightful ♪ But the fire is so delightful ♪
834 00:50:00,499 00:50:03,586 And since we've no place to go ♪ And since we've no place to go ♪
835 00:50:03,669 00:50:06,756 Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow ♪ Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow ♪
836 00:50:07,673 00:50:10,801 It doesn't show signs of stopping ♪ It doesn't show signs of stopping ♪
837 00:50:11,009 00:50:14,722 And I brought some corn for popping ♪ And I brought some corn for popping ♪
838 00:50:14,931 00:50:18,016 The lights are turned way down low ♪ The lights are turned way down low ♪
839 00:50:18,225 00:50:22,187 Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow ♪ Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow ♪
840 00:50:22,396 00:50:25,315 When we finally kiss goodnight ♪ When we finally kiss goodnight ♪
841 00:50:25,399 00:50:28,986 How I hate going out in the storm ♪ How I hate going out in the storm ♪
842 00:50:29,194 00:50:33,031 [all] ♪ But if you really hold me tight [all] ♪ But if you really hold me tight ♪
843 00:50:33,115 00:50:36,201 [all] ♪ All the way home I'll be warm [all] ♪ All the way home I'll be warm ♪
844 00:50:36,410 00:50:39,747 And the fire is slowly dying ♪ And the fire is slowly dying ♪
845 00:50:39,956 00:50:43,417 And my dear, we're still goodbyeing ♪ And my dear, we're still goodbyeing ♪
846 00:50:43,500 00:50:47,004 But as long as you love me so ♪ But as long as you love me so ♪
847 00:50:47,087 00:50:50,758 Let it snow ♪ Let it snow ♪
848 00:50:50,841 00:50:54,094 Let it snow ♪ Let it snow ♪
849 00:50:54,177 00:50:58,474 Let it snow ♪ Let it snow ♪
850 00:50:58,557 00:51:01,143 Look out, old Santa is back. Look out, old Santa is back.
851 00:51:02,812 00:51:04,981 [applause] [applause]
852 00:51:06,899 00:51:07,942 Thank you. Thank you.
853 00:51:15,449 00:51:17,451 [Dimitri] Merry Christmas, Mr. Murray. [Dimitri] Merry Christmas, Mr. Murray.
854 00:51:20,830 00:51:22,498 Is it Christmas? Is it Christmas?
855 00:51:22,581 00:51:23,666 [Paul] All day. [Paul] All day.
856 00:51:27,377 00:51:28,420 That's good. That's good.
857 00:51:34,051 00:51:35,678 Thank you, Dimitri. Thank you, Dimitri.
858 00:51:38,305 00:51:39,348 Not too bad. Not too bad.
859 00:51:39,431 00:51:40,766 [Paul chuckles] [Paul chuckles]
860 00:51:40,850 00:51:44,102 [Paul playing "We Wish You a Merry Christmas" on the piano] [Paul playing "We Wish You a Merry Christmas" on the piano]
861 00:51:44,186 00:51:47,023 We wish you a merry Christmas ♪ We wish you a merry Christmas ♪
862 00:51:47,105 00:51:50,192 We wish you a merry Christmas ♪ We wish you a merry Christmas ♪
863 00:51:50,275 00:51:52,695 We wish you a merry Christmas ♪ We wish you a merry Christmas ♪
864 00:51:52,778 00:51:54,822 And a happy new year ♪ And a happy new year ♪
865 00:51:55,823 00:51:58,034 Good tidings we bring ♪ Good tidings we bring ♪
866 00:51:58,116 00:52:00,828 To you and your kin ♪ To you and your kin ♪
867 00:52:00,911 00:52:07,167 Good tidings for Christmas And a happy new year ♪ Good tidings for Christmas And a happy new year ♪
868 00:52:09,294 00:52:11,922 - Merry Christmas, Bill. - Merry Christmas, Paul. - Merry Christmas, Bill. - Merry Christmas, Paul.
869 00:52:12,130 00:52:15,592 - Merry Christmas, Mr. Murray. - Merry Christmas, Dimitri. - Merry Christmas, Mr. Murray. - Merry Christmas, Dimitri.
870 00:52:18,178 00:52:21,223 [Paul playing piano] [Paul playing piano]
871 00:52:24,518 00:52:26,603 Merry Christmas, everyone. Merry Christmas, everyone.
872 00:52:31,650 00:52:34,152 [piano playing "We Wish You a Merry Christmas"] [piano playing "We Wish You a Merry Christmas"]
873 00:52:51,169 00:52:54,423 [piano playing "Good King Wenceslas"] [piano playing "Good King Wenceslas"]
874 00:53:05,893 00:53:09,646 [piano playing "Let It Snow"] [piano playing "Let It Snow"]
875 00:53:35,965 00:53:38,008 [piano playing softly] [piano playing softly]
876 00:53:52,355 00:53:54,817 [man] Young lady, cheers to you. [man] Young lady, cheers to you.
877 00:53:56,193 00:53:58,361 - Cheers. - [man] Merry Christmas. - Cheers. - [man] Merry Christmas.
878 00:53:59,488 00:54:00,614 Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas.
879 00:54:01,490 00:54:03,159 Young lady, my ass. Young lady, my ass.
880 00:54:09,790 00:54:12,709 [piano playing "The Twelve Days of Christmas"] [piano playing "The Twelve Days of Christmas"]
881 00:54:28,767 00:54:32,104 [piano playing "O Tannenbaum"] [piano playing "O Tannenbaum"]
882 00:54:54,543 00:54:57,546 [piano playing "Silent Night"] [piano playing "Silent Night"]
883 00:54:57,581 00:55:02,581 Sync and corrections by explosiveskull www.addic7ed.com Sync and corrections by explosiveskull www.addic7ed.com